jokes.json

{
	"0": {
		"q": "Relationship status?",
		"a": "I'll leave the relations to the database.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"1": {
		"q": "How do you get the code for the bank vault?",
		"a": "You checkout their branch.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"2": {
		"q": "How did the developer announce their engagement?",
		"a": "They <code>return</code>ed <code>true</code>!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"3": {
		"q": "Why did the security conscious engineer refuse to pay their dinner bill?",
		"a": "Because they could not verify the checksum.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"4": {
		"q": "What do you call a busy waiter?",
		"a": "A server.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"5": {
		"q": "What do you call an idle server?",
		"a": "A waiter.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"6": "<code>[Please Enter New Password]</code><p>fortnight</p><code>[Error: Password is Two Week]</code>",
	"7": {
		"q": "How many Prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?",
		"a": "Yes.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"8": "I’ve been hearing news about this big boolean. Huge if true.",
	"9": {
		"q": "What diet did the ghost developer go on?",
		"a": "Boooooolean",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"10": {
		"q": "Why was the developer unhappy at their job?",
		"a": "They wanted arrays.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"11": {
		"q": "Why did 10 get paid less than \"10\"?",
		"a": "There was workplace inequality.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"12": {
		"q": "Why was the function sad after a successful first call?",
		"a": "It didn’t get a callback.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"13": {
		"q": "Why did the angry function exceed the callstack size?",
		"a": "It got into an Argument with itself",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"14": {
		"q": "Whats the object-oriented way to become wealthy?",
		"a": "Inheritance",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"15": {
		"q": "Why did the developer ground their kid?",
		"a": "They weren't telling the truthy",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"16": {
		"q": "What did the array say after it was extended?",
		"a": "Stop objectifying me.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"17": "**!false**It's funny 'cause it's true.",
	"18": {
		"q": "Where did the parallel function wash its hands?",
		"a": "Async",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"19": {
		"q": "I'm starting a band called HTML Encoder",
		"a": "Looking to buy a guitar \\&",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"20": {
		"q": "Why did the functions stop calling each other?",
		"a": "Because they had constant arguments.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"21": {
		"q": "What's the second movie about a database engineer called?",
		"a": "The SQL.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"22": {
		"q": "Why doesn't Hollywood make more Big Data movies?",
		"a": "NoSQL.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"23": "A programmer's significant other tells them, \"Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen.\"The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread.",
	"24": {
		"q": "What did the spider do on the computer?",
		"a": "Made a website!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"25": {
		"q": "What did the computer do at lunchtime?",
		"a": "Had a byte!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"26": {
		"q": "What does a baby computer call his father?",
		"a": "Data!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"27": {
		"q": "Why did the computer keep sneezing?",
		"a": "It had a virus!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"28": {
		"q": "What is a computer virus?",
		"a": "A terminal illness!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"29": "I never tell the same joke twice I have a DRY sense of humor.",
	"30": {
		"q": "Why was the computer freezing?",
		"a": "It left its Windows open!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"31": {
		"q": "Why was there a bug in the computer?",
		"a": "Because it was looking for a byte to eat?",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"32": {
		"q": "Why did the computer squeak?",
		"a": "Because someone stepped on its mouse!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"33": {
		"q": "What do you get when you cross a computer and a life guard?",
		"a": "A screensaver!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"34": {
		"q": "Where do all the cool mice live?",
		"a": "In their mousepads!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"35": {
		"q": "What do you get when you cross a computer with an elephant?",
		"a": "Lots of memory!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"36": "Java truly is an OOP language...\nAs in: OOPs I used Java!",
	"37": {
		"q": "How do programming pirates pass method parameters?",
		"a": "Varrrrarrrgs.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"38": {
		"q": "How do programming shepherds count their flock?",
		"a": "With lambda functions",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"39": {
		"q": "What airline do developers prefer when they're in a rush?",
		"a": "Delta.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"40": {
		"q": "How did pirates collaborate before computers?",
		"a": "Pier to pier networking.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"41": {
		"q": "Why don't bachelors like Git?",
		"a": "Because they are afraid to commit.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"42": {
		"q": "A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks:",
		"a": "Can I JOIN you?",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"43": {
		"q": "How does a developer make a cheer?",
		"a": "[\"hip\",\"hip\"] // (hip hip array!)",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"44": {
		"q": "Why was the developer's family upset with them at dinner?",
		"a": "They forgot to git squash before going home",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"45": {
		"q": "What did JavaScript call his son?",
		"a": "JSON!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"46": {
		"q": "What did the proud React component say to its child?",
		"a": "I've got to give you props",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"47": {
		"q": "What did the server say to his client who was having a bad day?",
		"a": "Everything's going to be 200",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"48": {
		"q": "Why did the developer go broke?",
		"a": "Because they used up all their cache",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"49": {
		"q": "Are computers dangerous?",
		"a": "Nah, they don't byte. They just nibble a bit.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"50": {
		"q": "How did the mafioso kill the Node server?",
		"a": "Tie await to it and let it async.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"51": {
		"q": "You know what the best thing about booleans is?",
		"a": "Even if you are wrong, you are only off by a bit.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"52": {
		"q": "Why couldn’t the user update a file on a shared server?",
		"a": "They didn’t have the write permissions",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"53": {
		"q": "What do you do when you can't understand your husband's behavior?",
		"a": "man man",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"54": {
		"q": "What do you call a doctor who fixes websites?",
		"a": "A URLogist",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"55": {
		"q": "How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?",
		"a": "None. It's a hardware issue",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"56": {
		"q": "Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?",
		"a": "Because 31 OCT == 25 DEC",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"57": {
		"q": "Why do kayakers make bad programmers?",
		"a": "Because they're afraid of waterfall.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"58": {
		"q": "What are computers' favorite snacks?",
		"a": "Microchips, phish sticks, and cookies. But just a few bytes of each.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"59": {
		"q": "What do computers love to do at the beach?",
		"a": "Put on some spam block for protection so they can safely surf the net while catching some .WAVs!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"60": {
		"q": "What do you call a computer that sings?",
		"a": "A-dell.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"61": {
		"q": "What's a compiler developer's favorite spice?",
		"a": "Parsley.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"62": {
		"q": "When do front end developers go out to eat?",
		"a": "On their lunch <code>&lt;&#98;&#114;&gt;</code>.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"63": {
		"q": "A SQL developer walked into a NoSQL bar.",
		"a": "They left because they couldn't find a table.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"64": {
		"q": "How do you help JS errors?",
		"a": "You <code>console</code> them!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"65": {
		"q": "Why don't parents teach their kids about regular expressions?",
		"a": "Because they don't want them playing with matches",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"66": {
		"q": "Why didn't the <code>div</code> get invited to the dinner party?",
		"a": "Because it had no <code>class</code>!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"67": {
		"q": "Why aren't cryptocurrency engineers allowed to vote?",
		"a": "Because they're miners!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"68": {
		"q": "Why did the constant break up with the variable?",
		"a": "Because they changed.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"69": {
		"q": "Why did the database administrator leave his wife?",
		"a": "She had one-to-many relationships.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"70": "Asynchronous JavaScript is amazing.I Promise you, await and see.",
	"71": {
		"q": "What did the Class say in court when put on trial?",
		"a": "I strongly object!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"72": {
		"q": "Why do Java developers wear glasses?",
		"a": "Because they don't C#!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"73": {
		"q": "What are the three hardest problems in computer science?",
		"a": "Naming things and off-by-one errors",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"74": {
		"q": "What did the fruit basket say to the developer?",
		"a": "I hope you're ready for some pear programming!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"75": {
		"q": "How does a sysadmin keep a fire going?",
		"a": "They rotate the logs.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"76": "I've got a great UDP joke but I'm afraid you wouldn't get it...",
	"77": "A programmer was arrested for writing unreadable code. They refused to comment.",
	"78": "There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.",
	"79": {
		"q": "I love you and I only love you. Does that turn you on?",
		"a": "ATE:** No.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"80": {
		"q": "Why do all HTML emails get blocked?",
		"a": "Because they are all <code>span</code>",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"81": {
		"q": "What did the process say after working in an infinite loop all day?",
		"a": "I need a break.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"82": {
		"q": "An Agent died unexpectedly. How was the crime solved?",
		"a": "By looking at the Stack Trace.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"83": {
		"q": "Why did the document store go out of business?",
		"a": "It had NoSQL.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"84": {
		"q": "Why can't SQL and NoSQL Developers date one other?",
		"a": "Because they don't agree on relationships.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"85": {
		"q": "Why is Python like the Soviet Union?",
		"a": "Because it has no private fields",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"86": {
		"q": "Where did the API go to eat?",
		"a": "To the RESTaurant",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"87": {
		"q": "Why shouldn't you trust Matlab developers?",
		"a": "Because they're always plotting something.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"88": {
		"q": "Why did the developer have to quit smoking?",
		"a": "Because they couldn't afford to pay the new syntax.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"89": {
		"q": "How does a programmer open a jar for their significant other?",
		"a": "They install Java",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"90": {
		"q": "What did the psychic say to the developers?",
		"a": "I see dev people.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"91": {
		"q": "Where does the pirate stash all of their digital treasures?",
		"a": "RAR",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"92": {
		"q": "What is React's favorite movie genre?",
		"a": "Suspense",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"93": {
		"q": "Why couldn't the React component understand the joke?",
		"a": "Because it didn't get the context.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"94": {
		"q": "What did XHR say to AJAX when it thought it was being a Mean Girl?",
		"a": "Stop trying to make fetch happen!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"95": {
		"q": "What was Grace Hopper's favorite car?",
		"a": "VW Bug",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"96": {
		"q": "What sits on a pirate's shoulder and calls, \"Pieces of seven, Pieces of seven\"?",
		"a": "Parroty error.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"97": {
		"q": "What is a pirate's favorite programming language?",
		"a": "You'd think it was R, but a pirate's first love is Objectively C.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"98": {
		"q": "Why did the programmer come home crying?\"",
		"a": "His friends were always boolean him.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"99": "**-** Knock Knock!**-** An async function**-** Who's there?",
	"100": {
		"q": "What PostgreSQL library should Python developers use for adult-oriented code?",
		"a": "psycoPG13",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"101": "The next time you're using Safari or Firefox and it's running slowly, you can say to yourself,<br/> \"I could've had a V8 (a browser 'engine')\".",
	"102": {
		"q": "What accommodations did the JavaScript developer request at the hotel?",
		"a": "A room with a Vue.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"103": {
		"q": "Where do developers drink?",
		"a": "The Foo bar",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"104": {
		"q": "Why do assembly programmers need to know how to swim?",
		"a": "Because they work below C level.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"105": {
		"q": "Who used the internet before it was cool?",
		"a": "Httpsters",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"106": {
		"q": "What kind of computer can hold a musical note?",
		"a": "A Dell.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"107": {
		"q": "Why did the web developer always go to the wrong hotel room?",
		"a": "They were in room 301.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"108": {
		"q": "How do you stop a web developer stealing your stuff?",
		"a": "Write 403 on it.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"109": {
		"q": "Why are machine learning models so fit?",
		"a": "Because they do weight training.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"110": {
		"q": "Why did Gargamel shut down the internet?",
		"a": "Because he didn't want people **SMURFING** the web!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"111": {
		"q": "What did the command line die of?",
		"a": "A Terminal illness.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"112": {
		"q": "Did you hear what the clumsy cryptographer did to their password?",
		"a": "Made a hash of it.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"113": {
		"q": "Why are keyboards always working so hard?",
		"a": "Cause they have two shifts!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"114": {
		"q": "What are clouds made of?",
		"a": "Mostly linux servers.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"115": {
		"q": "How does Mr. Potato Head (dev edition 0.0.1) remove his mustache?",
		"a": "git stache pop",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"116": {
		"q": "Why can't you use 'Soup' as your password?",
		"a": "Because it isn't <code>stroganoff</code>",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"117": {
		"q": "Why do developers use mechanical keyboards?",
		"a": "To strongly type their code.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"118": "A new database query walks into a bar. The server says \"Sorry, cache only.\"",
	"119": "What's the best tool for automatically ignoring long email threads about tech buzzwords?\"\"Block-chain\"",
	"120": {
		"q": "What is a developer's favorite country song?",
		"a": "Hello World - by Lady Antebellum",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"121": {
		"q": "Why was nobody given food at the developer conference?",
		"a": "It was a serverless function!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"122": {
		"q": "Why did the developer cancel their dinner plans?",
		"a": "They were unable to fulfil peer dependencies",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"123": {
		"q": "Why did the functional programmer finally move out of their house?",
		"a": "For(e) closure",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"124": {
		"q": "How do JavaScript developers break up?",
		"a": "They always promise to callback",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"125": {
		"q": "Why do developers mixup Terminals and Polygraphs?",
		"a": "Because they both can see a lie (CLI)",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"126": {
		"q": "Did you hear about the programmer that was scared of IDEs?",
		"a": "They retreated back into their shell",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"127": {
		"q": "What do you call optimistic front-end developers?",
		"a": "Stack half-full developers.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"128": "Chuck Norris can take a screenshot of his blue screen.",
	"129": {
		"q": "Have you heard the one about the Corduroy pillow?",
		"a": "It's making HEADLINES!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"130": {
		"q": "Hey officer! How did the hackers escape?",
		"a": "No idea. They just ransomware.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"131": {
		"q": "Why can’t data engineers become hat makers?",
		"a": "They can only guarantee two thirds of a CAP!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"132": {
		"q": "How did the hippie learn about database transactions?",
		"a": "By taking ACID",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"133": {
		"q": "Why is it called the Dark Ages?",
		"a": "There were a lot of KNIGHTS!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"134": {
		"q": "What did the Network Administrator say when they caught a nasty virus?",
		"a": "It hurts when IP",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"135": {
		"q": "Which programming language is the shortest?",
		"a": "HTML. Because it doesn't have a neck between its <code>head</code> and <code>body</code>.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"136": {
		"q": "What good can come of 2989 witches casting a hex?",
		"a": "None, it is always 0xBAD",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"137": {
		"q": "Did you hear about the witch who was off by two when casting a hex?",
		"a": "They failed to make the target DEAD and made them DEAF instead!",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"138": "I went to a street where the houses were numbered 8k, 16k, 32k, 64k, 128k, 256k and 512k.It was a trip down Memory Lane.",
	"139": "Lisp programmers don't make prank calls. They make <code>FUNCALL</code>s",
	"140": {
		"q": "Why do Front-End Developers eat lunch alone?",
		"a": "Because, they don't know how to join tables.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"141": {
		"q": "What advice do you give to a JS developer who has never played baseball?",
		"a": "Try catch.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"142": {
		"q": "Why are the arrays that Chuck Norris declare, of infinite size.",
		"a": "Because Chuck Norris knows no bounds.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"143": {
		"q": "Why doesn't Chuck Norris need garbage collection.",
		"a": "Because he doesn’t call <code>.Dispose()</code>, he calls <code>.DropKick()</code>.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"144": {
		"q": "How did the programmer die in the shower?",
		"a": "He read the shampoo bottle instructions: Lather. Rinse. Repeat.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"145": "When I wrote this code, only God and I understood what I was doing. Now, only God knows.",
	"146": {
		"q": "What did the Java code say to the C code?",
		"a": "You've got no class.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"147": {
		"q": "What is the most used language in programming?",
		"a": "Profanity.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"148": {
		"q": "Why did the geek add <code>body { padding-top: 1000px; }</code> to his Facebook profile?",
		"a": "He wanted to keep a low profile.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"149": "8 bytes walk into a bar, the bartenders asks \"What will it be?\" <br/>One of them says, \"Make us a double.\"",
	"150": "An SEO couple had twins. For the first time, they were happy with duplicate content.",
	"151": "LISP - Lots of Infuriating Superfluous Parentheses",
	"152": "I'm starting a band called 1023MB. I don't think we'll ever get a gig.",
	"153": {
		"q": "Why did the developer quit his job?",
		"a": "He did not get arrays.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"154": "There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works.",
	"155": {
		"q": "Why couldn't the developer pull the weeds from the garden?",
		"a": "They didn't have root access.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"156": "Dev 1 -  We have a problem. Dev 2 -  Let’s use RegEx! Dev 1 -  Now we have two problems",
	"157": {
		"q": "How do you tell HTML from HTML5?",
		"a": "Try it out in Internet Explorer, if it does not work then it's HTML5.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"158": {
		"q": "What do computers and air conditioners have in common?",
		"a": "They both become useless when you open windows.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"159": "99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed...compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.",
	"160": "UNIX is very user friendly... It's just very particular about who its friends are.",
	"161": "Debugging: Removing the needles from the haystack.",
	"162": "You are the CSS to my HTML",
	"163": "An optimist says: “the glass is half full.”<br/>A pessimist says: “the glass is half empty.”<br/>A programmer says: “the glass is twice as large as necessary.",
	"164": "CSS developers have the biggest ego, they think they're so !important",
	"165": {
		"q": "Hamlet: To be - or not to be...",
		"a": "Programmer: True !"
	},
	"166": "The Professor says \"Welcome to English 101\".The student panicks.\"What's wrong?\" asks the Professor.<br/><br/>\"I missed the first 4 English classes\".",
	"167": {
		"q": "What do cats and programmers have in common?",
		"a": "When either one is unusually happy and excited, an appropriate question would be, \"did you find a bug\".",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"168": "Java and C were telling jokes. It was C's turn, so he writes something on the wall, points to it and says \"Do you get the reference?\" But Java didn't.",
	"169": "To understand recursion. You must first understand recursion.",
	"170": "Two bytes meet. The first byte asks, \"Are you ill?\"The second byte replies, \"No, just feeling a bit off.\" ",
	"171": "I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.",
	"172": {
		"q": "Why was the developer unable to find his room?",
		"a": "His room card said 404",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"173": {
		"q": "How do you tell an introverted computer scientist from an extroverted scientist?",
		"a": "An extroverted computer scientist looks at your shoes when he talks to you.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"174": {
		"q": "How do you comfort a JS bug?",
		"a": "You console it",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"175": "When an Apple employees dies, does their life HTML5 in front of their eyes?",
	"176": {
		"q": "What's 0.1+0.2?",
		"a": "It's 0.30000000000000004",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"177": {
		"q": "Why do programmers prefer dark mode?",
		"a": "Because light attracts bugs.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"178": {
		"q": "Did you know?",
		"a": "Spiders are the only web developers in the world that like finding bugs",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"179": {
		"q": "Don't add a programming language to your skills list after watching a 15-minute video on it.",
		"a": "Yes wait until you've written hello world",
		"form": "qa"
	},

	"180": "A data Scientist goes to a bar and sees two tables. Then he says: Hey bro... Can I join you?",

	"181": {
		"q": "Why do python developers wear glasses?",
		"a": "Because they can't C",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"182": {
		"q": "Why does the Docker container fail?",
		"a": "So that, Kubernetes can start it again",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"183": {
		"q": "I.. CAN'T GET.. IT.. OFF!!",
		"a": "DUDE, THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"184": {
		"q": "What do NASA programmers do on the weekends?",
		"a": "They hit the space bar",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"185": {
		"q": "What do you call a programmer from Finland?",
		"a": "Nerdic",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"186": {
		"q": "Want to know the biggest lie in the universe?",
		"a": "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"187": {
		"q": "What is the biggest lie you have heard from a programmer?",
		"a": "It should work now.",
		"form": "qa"
	},
	"188": "If the box says: \"This software requires Windows XP or better\". Does that mean it will run on Linux?",
	"189": {
		"q": "Why did the functional programmer get thrown out of school?",
		"a": "Because he refused to take classes"
	},

	"190": "If it weren't for C, we'd all be programming in BASI and OBOL",

	"191": "Programming is like sex: One mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.",
	
	"192": "Chuck Norris writes code, that optimizes itself."
}