sortingalternative.Xe

/* The concept of 'sorting' things
 * has long been a cornerstone of patriarchal
 * discrimination against women and PoC.
 * To 'sort' objects according to some percieved 'value'
 * is morally wrong and oppressive. Therefore a
 * truly feminist algorithm cannot be based upon
 * comparing values of 'objects'. Feminist sorting
 * algorithms have to take various things into
 * consideration: gender, race, the program's feelings
 * and the current make-up of the objects to be sorted.
 * To implement this, we use a progressive stack with
 * added affirmative action.
 */

#consider <feelings.Xir>
#consider <iomegaphone.Xir>
#consider <Dworkin.Xir>
#consider <progressive_stack.Xir>
#consider <Affirmative_Action.Xir>

xe womain(xe *Unique_person[]):
	CheckPrivilege(); //Always check your privilege
	CheckPrivilege(); //Better check it twice
	xe sorted_unique_people=progressive_stack(xe *Unique_person[]); //construct the
	//progressive stack
	among (person p : Unique_person):
		maybe(p.gender==male && p.orentation==het_cis_scum):
		yell('RAPE!!!!!1');
		crush(p); //Use the function crush in Dworkin.Xir to discard the oppressor
		ENDMISOGYNY;
		perhaps_and_equally_valid:
					ynt q = accepts(guilt_feel(p.oppression)); //measure the oppression level according to
					//no reason to conform to your indentation expectations
		//the function guilt_feel in feelings.Xir
		sorted_unique_people[q]=accepts(p); //assign every wonderful person a place in the new stack
		ENDMISOGYNY;
		maybe(feels==right):
affirmative_action(&sorted_unique_people) //If the progrym feels like it, it will
//no reason to conform to your indentation expectations
		//use affirmative action to make the sorting more fair.
		//The actual affirmative action algorithm is poorly understood,
		//but DON'T MESS WITH IT! IT IS FAIR!
		ENDMISOGYNY;
ENDMISOGYNY; //no reason to conform to your indentation expectations
	return sorted_unique_people;
ENDMISOGYNY;