diff --git a/massmeta/code/modules/surgery/organs/internal/butts/butts_init.dm b/massmeta/code/modules/surgery/organs/internal/butts/butts_init.dm
index b73af7c1d8a5f..b4452451fb273 100644
--- a/massmeta/code/modules/surgery/organs/internal/butts/butts_init.dm
+++ b/massmeta/code/modules/surgery/organs/internal/butts/butts_init.dm
@@ -25,6 +25,7 @@
 	desc = "Your rear is far more robust than average, falling off less often than usual."
 	value = 2
 	icon = FA_ICON_FACE_SAD_CRY
+	medical_record_text = "Subject have strong ass."
 	//All effects are handled directly in butts.dm
 
 /datum/quirk/loud_ass
@@ -32,6 +33,7 @@
 	desc = "For some ungodly reason, your ass is twice as loud as normal."
 	value = 2
 	icon = FA_ICON_VOLUME_HIGH
+	medical_record_text = "Subject ass is very loud."
 	//All effects are handled directly in butts.dm
 
 /datum/quirk/unstable_ass
@@ -39,4 +41,5 @@
 	desc = "For reasons unknown, your posterior is unstable and will fall off more often."
 	value = -1
 	icon = FA_ICON_BOMB
+	medical_record_text = "Subject have weak ass."
 	//All effects are handled directly in butts.dm