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From bottom, to the top.
Prologue.
Hi, my name is Whatever You Want It To Be and I want introduce you to the most up to date coding platform which is called The Brain. It runs on every operating system, may it be United States of America and Sh'iah Contry of Iraq and Syria. Every system has it's own requirements and many are incompatible with each other making coding a pain in the ass. I bet that your grandpa or even a great great great father of your country did it in his sleep, when he was that bright like you are, he did it in sunlight. You would like to try it right now. You would like to code Facebook right in glimpse of an eye, but tell me why we need another one? There is an internet shop in every country, there is no internet for some others or even a smartphone, so how would you like to code it? Then you must be smart, how would you do it? Born in some rich family, or go to the easiest collage to stand out in the crowd, whatever it is you're not the coder until you will learn to live without it. You think why you shoul code when there is nothing to it? Then my very best question is why not? You think that everything you do don't have any consequencies and you're free of obligations doing what you do. You're an engineer, maybe have masters and you're thinking about phd... WTF? Did you do something for your mother last week or even month? Yes, maybe you're better in doing good than me, but still you're not a coder, still not the. You hope to get out on few beers and kill the laughs or the other way, tell me then how you are doing that every thing you call coding? To tell you the truth you are coded all the way to this very sentence.
After the short introduction there is time to get to the design phase. To tell you the truth it's the easiest part of coding, because there is no need to code, and all you do is not coding at this very moment, thus you are designing or if you code all the way to this point it's that time when you think about your code and redesign it to be somewhat useful for others, or for you, which is the way of coding. You have to design everything, reverse engineer every aspect which interfere with your code, to be able to code your way out of the box of others peoples code. To tell you the truth every one who can code, code against you, so you have to be able to code against someone else or even against yourself to get the other coders inside your trap so they code for you. You should think if it is that you want to do, don't code and claim the code for yourself. Are you that strong? If you really want to know, it's very hard to cope with people claiming everything you did yourself is theirs, but after all who cares? If it's useful and free and even you, yourself can or could use it, why not? It's not the question for everybody elso not coding themself the solution if this solution should be for free or fully open source? Then if you have some time you could code another solution for existing solution making it closed source and paid, but should you work for this kind of company or developers network. Maybe you're not that smart after all charging people money for solution you didn't design or code but which is essential for the usefulness of your added solution. Then there is no question about a design, why? It's just a matter of taste.
I don't mean to sound crazy, but as you know it's easy to have many identities over the net, and even in real world out there, especially there. You could write down every piece of paper you got, but will it work that good for you as it did with not working hard on somone else behalf. I think it's easier for me. No one actually knows how, why or when, not mentioning who, all they want is to get by to the very end of it. It is written in some textbook, or other very important book, or maybe in many of them. Why it's like that? Why I try to change it? Maybe I'm making people happy against their own will and it's me who should be blamed for trying to change the world, when noone cares. I'm not sure if I do? I feel like from a book about the scientist and devil, and still I don't know which one I am. Maybe I'm both... That's the coding phase apogeum, phase full of distractions, when you have to repeat your thoughts like meditation mantra to be able to compile or interpret things you want to be compiled or interpreted by computer system called commonly the Human, the one with the shortest story about him or her. He don't care, he want to party, he don't think, he use his mind like a tape, playing and recording his thoughts, but they are no lonnger his, they belong to sombody else when they are recorderd and they belong to somebody else when they are played. Tell me please how would you like to own something, or earn something when everything you do is not yours? How would you get out of this kind of contradiction? Can you ride with it all the way long from the operating system phase, to the design phase, up the way to coding phase, leaving everything in production to somebody else? Are you that strong to be the real Brain?
Act I.
Scene I.
Somwhere in European Union under no working government, it's about to shock. Starting: The Brain, biggest thing on earth; The Human, good worker of Brain's company; System, an abstraction working for noone, very treatearos, sometimes good for brain, sometimes good for human, rarely both, often bad for two of them, but it has power which none Human or Brain alone can fight with.
Brain - What to do? There is so many things I can, and I can't choose one to focus on. Halp maybe?
Human - Why you need help? You got me, I can do anything you want, we could start with a research, then draw a table with pros and cons and we'll be good.
System - No you will not do that. You have to read carefully the notes people before you have wrote down, and then you will choose your carieer path, starting in some of the local collages or better universities. You will choose, what you're told and have no objections, because we long ago have decided where we're heading and you will not change the course of Human and Brain. Understand?
Human - Yes, sir!
Brain - No way, you piece of shit! I will never do what I am told, not before I calculate what's good for me and only me, I am my only master, and Human is working for me, not for you!
Human - But mr. Brain, we have an opportunity to have a good life, find a way to the money and stuff, we deserve it! We can do this! You know mr. Brain that we are good for people, we can do much goodnes, as we will go along our life, and we will be remembere for long ahead by our childrens, and their friends and we will have respect. That's the way the System works, we will know what's good for us because we were told so, we don't have to question anything, just take and be thankfull for gracefullness of System and all the unknown ways how it works, we could have a living, and do this and that, I don't even know what it could be, I can't think of it right now, but we could do all of this!
Brain - You're delusional, you don't know what you're talking about, all you take for the future is some words without any evidence. Did the System told us what our future will be? I want to have endorfins, serotonine and dopamine not some lies behind which there is only poropaganda of success without any tale about that who faild in their mission to accomplish someones else goals written long ago by some monk in a fucking monastery! How could he know what's good for us? He didn't lived in today's world to tell me, the master of my life, how should I work, how, should I live, what to love and what to hate? Is there any evidence that what System is saying is actually true? Maybe it's not that one monk, maybe is't a management request to do something for them, or the club of marketing gurus thinking they could sell anything to anyone using only the System as their messanger. You don't know any of that, so how could you choose what's good for you, and for your children, when there is no businessplan, or a prospect you coudl read to know exactly what steps you will have to take to accomplish your orders given to you by the System itself, not your real boss, me, The Brain!
System - Shut up Brain, your tricks won't work on Human anymore, he's under my influence, he will do what I tell him, and you will have to respect that, because you no longer have anything to say! I am the ruler, not some Brain! You won't get any serotonine or dopamine anymore, you will get them when I tell Human he can give them to you, it's all in my control. In only few words, you can go fuck yourself Brain, I have the real power, you can't do anything to me, I'm an abstraction and I live above you both, Human and Brain! I should laugh about you two, because your miserable life is so funny that it's the only thing I will do about you, now go to the fucking school, both of you. Fuckers, hahahahaha!
Scene II.
Human and his boss, mr. Brain walks away thinking bout all that matters.
Human - Mr. Brain, what does the System said? I don't understand his words, he talks in some kind of language I can't understand a bit, mr. Brains? He's telling a good thing anyway, because he has the power to do good, then why he wouldn't? Am I right mr, Brain?, Mr. Brain?
Brain - ... Oh I'm sorry Human, I was thinking about what System said. No he didn't said good things, but you don't have to listen to him anymore, he's just our way keeping order and we created this abstracion, then we have to know how to fix it, or reset it to the original state, so we could program the System that it will do good for us... Human, what are you doing?
Human - I'm sorry mr. Brain, I had to, it's my nature to do stupid things, once more I'm sorry. But going back to changing System talk, didn't the people before us changed things in System to make it work better for them?
Brain - Holy shit! Human, once in a time you're saying brilliant things, but we have to change things in System now, or we will be left alone on the edge of it, with noone caring about!
Human - No! You said yourself, that you don't know who set System like this and I just did tell you, what you need? An evidence? I can't give you one, but I think that before us there were Humans with Brains and they did the same thing over and over just to get the desired future but just for them and their children, no longer horizon of thoughts were with them, we have to stop this infernal circle right now!
Brain - I don't recognize you any more Human, have you been taking your meds lately? You talk like you were not here, and I'm afraid if you can still work for me? I have to think about this...
Human - No, mr. Brain, we have to act, and act right now, otherwise we will be left here for a long time, not knowing what to do with our life, how to do good for us and maybe for others too, mr. Brain, ask System if it knows about other Humans and Brains trying to change her.
Brain - I don't know if it's a good thing to do...
Human - Mr. Brain! We have to do this, otherwise, we will never know! System may give us some clues about our heritage, ancestors and we could form the future how it should be, not how our fathers wanted, they didn't know what we're facing, mr. Brain, please talk to System.
Scene III.
Brain and Human walks away, but they didn't know they were all the time eavesdropped by System. System starts to think out loud.
System - How Human dared to tell this to Brain, he can't do anything else he's obligated to, he only can do certain things which I aproove, I can't let this happen to me, I think that I could change to appear to them like something better, something they could rely on, but in reality I will be the same Old System they want to fight with. They have no chance with me! I am the only power here, I am the ruler!
Scene IV.
Brain and Human walks the path but in the end there is a crossroad, they started to fight wich way to go.
Brain - Human, listen to me, we can't go seperate ways, we have to keep together to fight with that call to power by System, we can't divide ourselfs, you know very well that I can't do anything without, and you can't live without me!
Human - Mr. Brain, you have done so much bad to me, I can't figure out which way to go from here, you want your way, I want my way and this ways isn't the same direction. We have to do something about System so it could work with us, not against, we have to plan, redesign it, make the changes to System and try it out. I can't go your way of thinking it through, I have to act!
Brain - You can't act when you don't know what's right and what's wrong, I have to be your guide, you can't do that blindly hoping you have enough luck to accoplish this change in System, we have to work togother to find the porper solution to all this mess System got us into. Think carefully, System can't be changed by only you, because it was designed by my Father Braind and his Father Brain, your Father Human only did the changes, by appending them to the live System. But our system is evil, it don't work for us, it want more and more power to rule us, we don't know who's telling him to do such a things, we must find this bug and find a workaround.
Human - I can't understand what you're talking about, I have to act!
Human runs away crossroads to the mountains chased by Brain yelling at him in some unspeakable language (maybe Python) making Human more insecure about his mind and boss. System is listening to them and laghing all the way chasing them. Suddenly he stops on the crossroads and System starts to change his appearence and finnaly, boom! There is an Old System and his brother, New System.
Old System - Hello, my brother.
New System - You know what I can do, don't you?
Old System - Yes I do, and I want you to do it right, understand?
New System - No need to worry my brother, I take care of Human and Brain, you take care of them.
Systems walks separate ways, New System chasing Brain and Human, and Old System taking a path of experience.
Act II.
Scene V.
At the end of path of experience Father Human is resteing peacfully while Old System's coming.
Father Human - Who's there? Who's destroying my peace?
Old System - My dear friend Father Human it's me, your good friend Old System! I bring you the bad news about your son Human.
Father Human - What's happening to him? I left him with you so you could whatch if his boss, mr. Brain isn't doing harm to him.
Old System - Unfortunetely this mr. Brain is clever one, he want's your son, Human, to not do the right thing wich we agreed is good to him and us.
Father Human - How he dares, don't take our judgment and do what is good for all of us? What he's doing wrong?
Old System - He started to think independently, he wan't to take action, and consults it with mr. Brain, so it could be roght for them, but we know what's right for us!
Father Human - Do what you can, so he can join our peace and set the future for his children, like I did, you have my permission.
Old System - I didn't come here to ask you for a permission Father Human, remeber who is in charge here, I just want to say, that it's taken care of. He will do what we both want him to do, and you can't do nothing about what is going happen to him.
Father Human - Do what you have to do, just let him have peace, like me.
Father Brain is coming.
Father Brain - Welcome, System, what's bringing you to our peacfull and happy lands?
Old System - I'm no longer the only system out there, Father Brain. I crated my copy so your children can play with me and think that they are doing a right thing for them, but in reality I will controll everything what they do, so they could join you in your peacfull dream.
Father Brain - I'm tired of my son's acts, he need to join us quickly so I can have a grandson, soon I will be going out of here, and he need to take my place and plan future for his kids, like we did with Father Human, it's the only way they could live, we all know it's true.
Old System - It's good to heve you on my behalf, maybe it's time you go to talk with your children and tell them what they have to do?
Father Human - We are old, System, we don't have time for your games, do it yourself and you will be granted our support.
Old System - As you wish.
Old System is going back the path of experience to show the enlightened future for the youngsters, Human and Brain, whispering to himself.
Old System - I have more power, power, more power for the system, for me The System! Power for The only ruler, one and only System!
Scene VI.
Meanwhile on the way up to the mountains New System tries to get himself a power to act on behalf of Brain and Human.
New System - Dear Brain and Human, I repeat, you can't stand whatching you fathers tell you what to do you have to act, act against their will, and don't let them rule you, you are the future, you have the future, you are the only masters of your future. Just let me cope with them and I will show you the way to freedom, you will get everything you want, you could build everything you want!
Brain - You're telling me, that all this fight with the Old System is only because our fathers want us to be somoene they could't be? Is this the way they want us to be happy? We heve to do the thing what they think is good and then we will be happy with them? I never heard this kind of bullshit. It's a pure crap, how they dare to do sucha a thing to their only sons? Isn't that enough for them that they have peace of mind, that no one is saying to them what they have to do, and the repay us with saying what we have to do insted? Is this some kind of a test? They're tesing us, right? They want to see if we can alone build our future and they just give us guidlines?
Human - No they do everything they can, so that we do only that we could under the rule of the Old System, they set the guidilines in stone, they don't want it to be changed, and they say it's all for us, everything they did is for us, but it doesn't sound right, like it isn't for us, but insted like they want us to live under to cloak of Old System, we can't do that anymore, we have to stand and fight!
New System - That's right you have to fight your fathers, it's the only way.
Human - How we do that? Mr. Brain, you always have a plan, have you one now?
Brain - I'm sorry Human, I never thinked about it, and I surely don't have a plan for that.
New System - But don't worry, I have a solution for you. You give me the power of standing on your behalf, and I will do everything that's necessairly to retain your power of will against your ancestors and we will rule forever!
Human - Yes, do it!
Brain - I don't have anything better to offer, you go New Sytem and get us the power, and we will grant you the ruling of our peace. Now go and leave us alone, so we could plan our future.
Brain and Human walks away back to the crossroads, and New System is talking to himself.
New System - I never knowed it would that easy. Brain had no plan, Human didn't know how to act, it was the simplest victory over youngsters I had in generations. All hail the king, New System and his dream!
Act III.
Scene VII.
Near the crossroads where Human and Brain are talking about their future, consirators, Old System and New System meet each other.
Old System - You've got what I want?
New System - Yes I do, and did the old fools gave you what we need?
Old System - Of course they did, they only want peace, nothing else, they will do anything for us. How did it worked with yougsters?
New System - Piece of cake, all they want is to be free and with no obigations to the elderly, it was so easy that I'm impressed of myself.
Old System - Great, now we have to give them the news, first the youngsters, then we will deal with the eldelry, but first, we have to do the thing again, ready?
New System - Ready!
Old System and New System changed his and her appearence rapidly, and poof! There is only one System again.
Scene VIII.
System is coming to the youngsters.
System - Hello my dear fellows, how are you? Have you got any plans for the future?
Human - Yes finnaly agreed about that Developer position is the best software company in our kingdom.
Brain - Yes, we did, but you, New System, you look slightly different, what happend?
System - No it's nothing, you know, I'm still the same Old System, You know... Oh I mean I'm your new system but I have pu some makeup so you will see me better.
Brain - But we don't want to see you better, you were fine last time we spoke, what happend? What whith our deal? Are we free now?
System - Of course you are, you can do what you can, but I will tell you what is that, and actually this company that come recently to our kingdom is not looking for developers right here, it's going to hire developers from some other kingdom, you could work there in a storage room pushing boxes.
Human - What? You lied to us! What have you done? Go to hell, I don't want you anymore, I won't be pushing boxes, when I can develop apps. I have enough of it, mr. Brain show him his place!
Brain - How?
Human - I don't know think about it!
Brain - I can't think like that, I need time and resources!
Human - Do something, or I will do!
System - Hahahaha, you poor thing, you can't do anything, your fathers gave us more power, you gave us power, what will you do to revoke our power? Go talk to your government or better get a lawyer because I will sue you for anything, now go to the fucking work, you two moorons. It's me the System and I have the power, nobody talks to me like that. All you have to do is listen to me and what I say or otherwise I will not be so pleasent to you. From now and on you're my slaves, you do what I tell you could do, and nothing else, and I don't answer to anybody. None your father, none any one of you will take the power from me, it's all mine, mine, you got it?
Human - We have to do something or it will be true.
The end.