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AFAIK=As Far As I Know
AFK=Away From Keyboard
ASAP=As Soon As Possible
ATK=At The Keyboard
ATM=At The Moment
A3=Anytime, Anywhere, Anyplace
BAK=Back At Keyboard
BBL=Be Back Later
BBS=Be Back Soon
BFN=Bye For Now
B4N=Bye For Now
BRB=Be Right Back
BRT=Be Right There
BTW=By The Way
B4=Before
B4N=Bye For Now
CU=See You
CUL8R=See You Later
CYA=See You
FAQ=Frequently Asked Questions
FC=Fingers Crossed
FWIW=For What It's Worth
FYI=For Your Information
GAL=Get A Life
GG=Good Game
GN=Good Night
GMTA=Great Minds Think Alike
GR8=Great!
G9=Genius
IC=I See
ICQ=I Seek you (also a chat program)
ILU=ILU: I Love You
IMHO=In My Honest/Humble Opinion
IMO=In My Opinion
IOW=In Other Words
IRL=In Real Life
LDR=Long Distance Relationship
LMAO=Laugh My Ass Off
LOL=Laughing Out Loud
LTNS=Long Time No See
L8R=Later
MTE=My Thoughts Exactly
M8=Mate
NRN=No Reply Necessary
OIC=Oh I See
PITA=Pain In The A..
PRT=Party
PRW=Parents Are Watching
QPSA? Que Pasa?
ROFL=Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROFLOL=Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
ROTFLMAO=Rolling On The Floor Laughing My A.. Off
SK8=Skate
STATS=Your sex and age
ASL=Age, Sex, Location
THX=Thank You
TTFN=Ta-Ta For Now!
TTYL=Talk To You Later
BSDK=Moron
U=You
U2=You Too
U4E=Yours For Ever
WB=Welcome Back
WTF=What The FUCK
WTG=Way To Go!
WUF=Where Are You From?
W8=Wait
7K=Sick:-DLaugher
OHK=Okay
OHKK=Okay
OHKKK=Okay
OHHK=Ok
MY8=Mate
K=Okay
OHHHK=Okay
OHK=okay
K=Okay
KK=Okay
KKK=Okay
MY8=Mate
BYYY=Bye
BYY=Bye
WUTT=What
BDSK=Moron
BC=Moron
FAQQ=Fuck
ILL=I Will
HMM=okay
HMMMM=Okay
HMMM=Okay
HMMMMM=Okay
IVE=I Have
AINT=Are Not
XD=so funny
HOWRE=How are
ITLL=It all
WLCM=Welcome
ASF=As fuck
HOWD=How would
OKZ=Okay
OKZZ=Okay
QSTN=Question
MAAM=Madam
YUPP=Yes
YUP=Yes
BS=Baseless Shit
HOWZ=How is
OHKKK=Okay
PICS=Picture
TQSM=Thank you so much
ISHH=is
GVNG=Giving
NI8=Night
HUMR=Humour
WHTTT=What
THXXX=Thanks
THX=Thanks
THXX=Thanks
KKBYE=Okay Bye
PLLZ=Please
HWRU=How Are You
KKRH=What are you doing
HMMM=Yes
?4U=I have a question for you
;S=Gentle warning, like Hmm? What did you say?
^^=read line or read message above
<3=sideways heart
<3=broken heart
<33=heart or love
@TEOTD=At the end of the day
.02=My two cents worth
1TG, 2TG=number of items needed for win
1UP=extra life
121=One-to-one
1337=Leet, 'elite'
143=I love you
1432=I love you too
14AA41=One for all, and all for one
182=I hate you
19=Zero hand
10M=Ten man
10X=Thanks
10Q=Thank you
1CE=Once
1DR=I wonder
1NAM=One in a million
2=to
20=location
2B=To be
2EZ=Too easy
2G2BT=Too good to be true
2M2H=Too much too handle
2MI=Too much information
2MOR=Tomorrow
2MORO=Tomorrow
2M2H=Too much to handle
2N8=Tonight
2NTE=Tonight
4=for
411=information
404=I don't know
411='information'
420=Marijuana
459=I love you
4AO=For adults only
4COL=For crying out loud
4EAE=Forever and ever
4EVA=Forever
4NR=Foreigner
^5=High-five
511=Too much information
555=Sobbing, crying.
55555=Crying your eyes out
55555=Laughing
6Y=Sexy
7K=Sick
81=Hells Angels
831=I love you
86=Over
88=Bye-bye
88=Hugs and kisses
9=Parent is watching
*s*=smile
*w*=wink
A3=Anytime, anywhere, anyplace
AA=Alcoholics Anonymous
AA=As above
AA=Ask about
AAF=As a matter of fact
AAF=As a friend
AAK=Asleep at keyboard
AAK=Alive and kicking
AAMOF=As a matter of fact
AAMOI=As a matter of interest
AAP=Always a pleasure
AAR=At any rate
AAS=Alive and smiling
AASHTA=As always, Sheldon has the answer
AATK=Always at the keyboard
AAYF=As always, your friend
ABBR=abbreviation
ABC=Already been chewed
ABD=Already been done
ABT=About
ABT2='About to'
ABTA=Good-bye
ABU=All bugged up
AC=Air Conditioner
ACC=According
ACD=ALT / CONTROL / DELETE
ACDNT=Accident
ACE=marijuana cigarette
ACK=Acknowledge
ACPT=Accept
ACQSTN=Acquisition
ADAD=Another day, another dollar
ADBB=All done, bye-bye
ADDY=Address
ADIH=Another day in hell
ADIP=Another day in paradise
ADMIN=Administrator
ADMINR=Administrator
ADN=Any day now
ADR=Address
AE=Area effect
AEAP=As early as possible
AF=As fuck
AFC=Away from computer
AFAIAA=As far as I am aware
AFAIC=As far as I am concerned
AFAIK=As far as I know
AFAIUI=As far as I understand it
AFAP=As far as possible
AFFA=Angels Forever, Forever Angels
AFJ=April Fool's joke
AFK=Away from keyboard
AFZ=Acronym Free Zone
AFPOE=A fresh pair of eyes
AGI=agility
AIAMU=And I am a money's uncle
AIGHT=Alright
AISB=As it should be
AISB=As I said before
AISI=As I see it
AITR=Adult in the room
AKA=Also known as
ALCON=All concerned
ALOL=Actually laughing out loud
AMA=Ask me anything
AMAP=As much as possible
AMBW=All my best wishes
AML=All my love
AMOF=As a matter of fact
A/N=Author's note
AO=Anarchy Online
AOC=Available on cell
AOE=Area of effect
AOM=Age of majority
AOM=Age of Mythology
AOTA=All of the above
AOYP=Angel on your pillow
APAC=All praise and credit
APP=Application
APP=Appreciate
AQAP=As quick as possible
ARC=Archive
ARG=Argument
ASIG=And so it goes
ASAP=As soon as possible
A/S/L=Age/sex/location
ASL=Age/sex/location
ASLA=Age/sex/location/availability
ATB=All the best
ATEOTD=At the end of the day
ATM=At the moment
ATSITS=All the stars in the sky
ATSL=Along the same line
AWC=After awhile crocodile
AWESO=Awesome
AWOL=Away without leaving
AWOL=Absent without leave
AYDY=Are you done yet?
AYBABTU=All your base are belong to us
AYEC=At your earliest convenience
AYOR=At your own risk
AYSOS=Are you stupid or something?
AYS=Are you serious?
AYT=Are you there?
AYTMTB=And you're telling me this because
AYV=Are you vertical?
AYW=As you were
AYW=As you want / As you wish
AZN=Asian
B=Be
B&=Banned
B2B=Business-to-business
B2C=Business-to-consumer
B2W=Back to work
B8=Bait
B9=Boss is watching
B/F=Boyfriend
B/G=Background
B4=Before
B4N=Bye for now
BAG=Busting a gut
BA=Bad *a*
BAE=Babe
BAFO=Best and final offer
BAK=Back at keyboard
BAM=Below average mentality
BAMF=Bad *a* mother *f*
BAO=Be aware of
BAS=Big 'butt' smile
BASOR=Breathing a sigh of relief
BAU=Business as usual
BAY=Back at ya
BB=Be back
BB=Big brother
BB=Bebi / Baby
BBC=Big bad challenge
BBIAB=Be back in a bit
BBIAF=Be back in a few
BBIAM=Be back in a minute
BBIAS=Be back in a sec
BBL=Be back later
BBN=Bye, bye now
BBQ=Barbeque, Ownage, shooting score/frag
BBS=Be back soon
BBT=Be back tomorrow
BC=Because
B/C=Because
BC=Be cool
BCNU=Be seeing you
BCOS=Because
BCO=Big crush on
BCOY=Big crush on you
BD=Big deal
BDAY=Birthday
B-DAY=Birthday
BDN=Big darn number
BEG=Big evil grin
BELF=Blood Elf
BF=Boyfriend
BF=Brain fart
BFAW=Best friend at work
BF2=Battlefield 2
BF=Best friend
BFF=Best friends forever
BFFL=Best friends for life
BFFLNMW=Best friends for life, no matter what
BFD=Big freaking deal
BFG=Big freaking grin
BFFN=Best friend for now
BFN=Bye for now
BG=Big
BGWM=Be gentle with me
BHL8=Be home late
BIB=Boss is back
BIBO=Beer in, beer out
BIC=Butt in chair
BIF=Before I forget
BIH=Burn in hell
BIL=Brother in law
BIO=I'm going to the bathroom Bathroom break
BION=Believe it or not
BIOYA=Blow it out your *a*
BIOYN=Blow it out your nose
BIS=Best in slot
BISFLATM=Boy, I sure feel like a turquoise monkey!
BITMT=But in the meantime
BL=Belly laugh
BLNT=Better luck next time
Bloke=Man
BM=Bite me
BME=Based on my experience
BM&Y=Between me and you
BOB=Back off *buddy*
BN=Bad news
BOE=bind on equip
BOHICA=Bend over here it comes again
BOL=Best of luck
BOM=*b* of mine
BOOMS=Bored out of my skull
BOP=bind on pickup
BOSMKL=Bending over smacking my knee laughing
BOT=Back on topic
BOT=Be on that
BOYF=Boyfriend
BPLM=Big person little mind
BRB=Be right back
BR=Best regards
BRBB=Be right back *babe*
BRNC=Be right back, nature calls
BRD=Bored
BRH=Be right here
BRT=Be right there
BSF=But seriously folks
BSOD=Blue screen of death
BSTS=Better safe than sorry
BT=Bite this
BT=Between technologies
BTA=But then again
BTDT=Been there, done that
BTW=By the way
BTYCL='Bootycall'
BUBU=Slang term for the most beautiful of women
Buff=changed and is now stronger
BWL=Bursting with laughter
BYOB=Bring your own beer
BYOC=Bring your own computer
BYOD=Bring your own device
BYOH=Bat you on head
BYOP=Bring your own paint
BYTM=Better you than me
C&G=Chuckle & grin
C4N=Ciao for now
CAD=Control + Alt + Delete
CAD=Canada
Cakeday=Birthday
CAM=Camera
CB=Coffee break
CB=Chat break
CB=Crazy *b*
CD9=Code 9, parents are around
CFS=Care for secret?
CFY=Calling for you
CHK=Check
CIAO=Good-bye
CICO=Coffee in, coffee out
CID=Crying in disgrace
CID=Consider it done
CLAB=Crying like a baby
CLD=Could
CLK=Click
CM=Call me
CMAP=Cover my *a* partner
CMB=Call me back
CMGR=Community manager
CMIIW=Correct me if I'm wrong
CMON=Come on
CNP=Continued next post
COB=Close of business
COH=City of Heroes
COS=Because
C/P=Cross post
CP=Chat post
CR8=Create
CRE8=Create
CRB=Come right back
CRBT=Crying really big tears
CRIT=critical hit
CRZ=Crazy
CRS=Can't remember *stuff*
CSG=Chuckle, snicker, grin
CSL=Can't stop laughing
CSS=Counter-Strike Source
CT=Can't talk
CTC=Care to chat?
CTHU=Cracking the *heck* up
CTN=Can't talk now
CTO=Check this out
CU=See you
CU2=See you
CUA=See you around
CUL=See you later
CULA=See you later alligator
CUL8R=See you later
CUMID=See you in my dreams
CURLO=See you around like a donut
CWOT=Complete waste of time
CWYL=Chat with you later
CX=Correction
CYA=See you
CYAL8R=See you later
CYE=Check your e-mail
CYEP=Close your eyes partner
CYO=See you online
D2=Dedos / fingers
D46?=Down for sex?
DA=The
DAE=Does anyone else?
DAFUQ= the *Freak*?
DAM=Don't annoy me
DAoC=Dark Age of Camelot
DBAU=Doing business as usual
DBEYR=Don't believe everything you read
DC=Disconnect
DD=Dear daughter
DD=Due diligence
DDG=Drop dead gorgeous
DEEZ NUTZ=A phrase used in online chat to annoy or frustrate those involved in the conversation.
DEGT=Dear daughter
DERP=stupid or silly
DF=Don't even go there
DFL=Dead *freaking* last
DGA=Don't go anywhere
DGAF=Don't give a *freak*
DGT=Don't go there
DGTG=Don't go there, girlfriend
DGYF=Dang, girl you fine
DH=Dear husband
DHU=Dinosaur hugs
DIIK=Darned if I know
DIKU=Do I know you?
DILLIGAF=Do I look like I give a *freak*?
DILLIGAS=Do I look like I give a sugar?
DIS=Did I say?
DITYID=Did I tell you I'm distressed?
DIY=Do it yourself
DKDC=Don't know, don't care
DKP=Dragon kill points
D/L=Download
DL=Download
DL=Down low
DL=Dead link
DLBBB=Don't let bed bugs bite
DLTBBB=Don't let the bed bugs bite
DM=Direct message
DMNO=Dude Man No Offense
DMY=Don't mess yourself
DN=Down
DNC=Do not compute
DNR=Dinner
DNT=Don't
d00d=Dude
DOE=Daughter of Eve
DORBS=Adorable
DOT=Damage over time
Downvote=Voting negatively on a thread using Reddit’s voting system
DPS=Damage per second
DQMOT=Don't quote me on this
DR= doctor
DS=Dear son
DTR=Define the relationship
DTRT=Do the right thing
DTS=Don't think so
DTTD=Don't touch that dial
DUPE=Duplicate
DUR=Do you remember?
DV8=Deviate
DW=Dear wife
DWF=Divorced white female
DWM=Divorced white male
DXNRY=Dictionary
DYNWUTB=Do you know what you are talking about?
DYFI=Did you find it?
DYFM=Dude, you fascinate me
DYJHIW=Don't you just hate it when...?
DYOR=Do your own research
E=Ecstasy
E=Enemy
E1=Everyone
E123=Easy as one, two, three
E2EG=Ear to ear grin
EAK=Eating at keyboard
EBKAC=Error between keyboard and chair
ED=Erase display
EF4T=Effort
EG=Evil grin
EI=Eat it
EIP=Editing in progress
ELI5=Explain like I'm 5
EM=E-mail
EMA=E-mail address
EMBAR=Embarassing
EMFBI=Excuse me for butting in
EMFBI=Excuse me for jumping in
EMSG=E-mail message
ENUF=Enough
EOD=End of day
EOD=End of discussion
EOL=End of lecture
EOL=End of life
EOM=End of message
EOS=
EOT=End of transmission
EQ=EverQuest
ERP=Erotic Role-Play
ERS2=Eres tz / are you
ES=Erase screen
ESAD=Eat *S* and die!
ETA=Estimated time arrival
ETA=Edited to add
EVA=Ever
EVO=Evolution
EWG=Evil wicked grin
EWI=Emailing while intoxicated
EYC=Excitable, yet calm
EZ=Easy
EZY=Easy
F=female
F2F=Face to face
F2P=Free to play
FAAK=Falling asleep at keyboard
FAB=Fabulous
Facepalm=Used to represent the gesture of smacking your forehead with your palm to express embarrassment or frustration
FAF=Funny as *freak*
FAQ=Frequently asked questions
FAY=*Freak* all you
FB=Facebook
FBB=Facebook buddy
FBC=Facebook chat
FBF=Flashback Friday
FBF=Facebook friend
FBF=Fat boy food
FBFR=FaceBook friend
FBM=Fine by me
FBO=Facebook official
FBOW=For better or worse
FC=Fingers crossed
FC=Full card
FC'INGO=For crying out loud
FCOL=For crying out loud
FEITCTAJ=*Freak* 'em if they can't take a joke
FF=Follow Friday
FFA=Free for all
FFS=For *freak'*sakes
FICCL=Frankly I couldn't care a less
FIF=*Freak* I'm funny
FIIK=*Freaked* if I know
FIIOOH=Forget it, I'm out of here
FIL=Father in law
FIMH=Forever in my heart
FITB=Fill in the blank
FML=fuck My Life
FOMC=Falling off my chair
FOAF=Friend of a friend
FOMCL=Falling off my chair laughing
FRT=For real though
FTBOMH=From the bottom of my heart
FTFY=Fixed that for you
FTL=For the loss
FTW=For the win
FU=Fuck you
FUBAR=Fouled up beyond all recognition
FUBB=Fouled up beyond belief
FUD=Face up deal
FUTAB=Feet up, take a break
FW=Forward
FWB=Friend with benefits
FWIW=For what it's worth
FWM=Fine with me
FWP=First world problems
FYEO=For your eyes only
FYA=For your amusement
FYI=For your information
G+=Google+
GF=Girlfriend
G2CU=Good to see you
G2G=Got to go
G2GICYAL8ER=Got to go I'll see you later
G2R=Got to run
G2TU=Got to tell u
G4C=Going for coffee
G9=Genius
GA=Go ahead
GAC=Get a clue
GAFC=Get a *freaking* clue
GAL=Get a life
GANK=a player ambush or unfair player kill
GAS=Got a second?
GAS=Greetings and salutations
GB=Goodbye
GBTW=Get back to work
GBU=God bless you
GD=Good
GDR=Grinning, ducking, and running
GD/R=Grinning, ducking, and running
GFI=Go for it
GF=Girl friend
GFN=Gone for now
GG=Gotta Go
GG=Good Game
GG=Brother
GGA=Good game, all
GGE1=Good game, everyone
GGU2=Good game, you too
GGMSOT=Gotta get me some of that
GGOH=Gotta Get Outa Here
GGP=Got to go pee
GH=Good hand
GIAR=Give it a rest
GIC=Gift in crib
GIGO=Garbage in, garbage out
GJ=Good job
GL=Good luck
GL2U=Good luck to you
GLA=Good luck all
GL/HF=Good luck, have fun
GLE=Good luck everyone
GLE1=Good luck everyone
GLNG=Good luck next game
GMBA=Giggling my butt off
GMTA=Great minds think alike
GMV=Got my vote
GN=Good night
GNA=Good night all
GNE1=Good night everyone
GNIGHT=Good night
GNITE=Good night
GNSD=Good night, sweet dreams
GOI=Get over it
GOL=Giggling out loud
GOMB=Get off my back
GPOY=Gratuitous picture of yourself
GR8=Great
GRATZ=Congratulations
GRL=Girl
GRWG=Get right with God
GR&D=Grinning, running and ducking
GS=Good shot
GS=Good split
GT=Good try
GTFO=Get the *freak* out
GTFOH=Get the *freak* outta here
GTG=Got to go
GTM=Giggling to myself
GTRM=Going to read mail
GTSY=Great to see you
GUD=Good
GWHTLC=Glad we had this little chat
H=is
H8=Hate
H8TTU=Hate to be you
HAG1=Have a good one
HAK=Hug and kiss
HALP=Help
HAU=How about you?
H&K=Hugs & kisses
H2CUS=Hope to see you soon
HAGN=Have a good night
HAGO=Have a good one
HAWT=Have a wonderful day
HAWT=sexy or attractive
HB=Hurry back
HB=Hug back
HBD=Happy birthday
H-BDAY=Happy Birthday
HBU=How about you?
HF=Have fun
HFAC=Holy flipping animal crackers
H-FDAY=Happy Father's Day
HHIS=Head hanging in shame
HIFW=How I felt when...
HL=Half Life
HLA=Hola / hello
H-MDAY=Happy Mother's Day
HNL=Hole 'nother level
HOAS=Hold on a second
HP=Hit points / Health points
HRU=How are you?
HTH=Hope this helps
HUB=Head up butt
HUYA=Head up your *butt*
HV=Have
HVH=Heroic Violet Hold
HW=Homework
HYFR=Hell yeah, *Freaking* right!
I2=I too
IA8=I already ate
IAAA=I am an accountant
IAAD=I am a doctor
IAAL=I am a lawyer
IAC=In any case
IAE=In any event
IANAC=I am not a crook
IANAL=I am not a lawyer
IAO=I am out
IB=I'm back
IB=I'm back
IC=I see
ICAM=I couldn't agree more
ICBW=It could be worse
ICEDI=I can't even discuss it
ICFILWU=I could fall in love with you
ICYMI=In case you missed it
IDBI=I don't believe it
IDC=I don't care
IDGAF=I don't give a *freak*
IDK=I don't know
IDTS=I don't think so
IDUNNO=I don't know
IFYP=I feel your pain
IG=Instagram
IG2R=I got to run
IGHT=I got high tonight
IGN=I got nothing
IGP=I got to pee
IHNI=I have no idea
IIRC=If I remember correctly
IIIO=Intel inside, idiot outside
IK=I know
IKR=I know, right?
ILBL8=I'll be late
ILU=I love you
ILUM=I love you man
ILYSM=I love you so much
ILY=I love you
IMAO=In my arrogant opinion
IMHO=In my humble opinion
ImL= Means I love you
IMNSHO=In my not so humble opinion
IMO=In my opinion
IMS=I am sorry
IMSB=I am so bored
IMTM=I am the man
IMU=I miss u
INAL=I'm not a lawyer
INC=incoming
INV=Invite
IOMH=In over my head
IOW=In other words
IRL=In real life
IRMC=I rest my case
ISLY=I still love you
ISO=In search of
ITAM=It's The Accounting, Man
ITT=In This Thread
ITYK=I thought you knew
IUSS=If you say so
IWALU=I will always love you
IWAWO=I want a way out
IWIAM=Idiot wrapped in a moron
IWSN=I want sex now
IYKWIM=If you know what I mean
IYO=In your opinion
IYQ=I like you
IYSS=If you say so
j00=You
j00r=Your
JAC=Just a second
JAM=Just a minute
JAS=Just a second
JC (J/C)=Just checking
JDI=Just do it
JELLY=jealous
JFF=Just for fun
JFGI=Just *freaking* Google it
JIC=Just in case
JJ (J/J)=Just joking
JJA=Just joking around
JK (J/K)=Just kidding
JLMK=Just let me know
JMO=Just my opinion
JP=Just playing
JP=Jackpot
JT (J/T)=Just teasing
JTLYK=Just to let you know
JV=Joint venture
JW=Just wondering
K=Okay
KK=Knock, knock
KK=Okay, Okay!
K8T=Katie
k/b=Keyboard
KB=Keyboard
KB=Kick butt
KDFU=Means Cracking the *freak* up
KEWL=Cool
KEYA=I will key you later
KEYME=Key me when you get in
KFY=Kiss for you
KIA=Know it all
KISS=Keep it simple, stupid
KIT=Keep in touch
KMA=Kiss my *a*
KMK=Kiss my keister
KMT=Kiss my tushie
KOC=Kiss on cheek
KOL=Kiss on cheek
KOS=Kid over shoulder
KOS=Kill on sight
KOW=Knock on wood
KOTC=Kiss on the cheek
KOTL=Kiss on the lips
KNIM=Know what I mean?
KPC=Keeping parents clueless
KS=Kill then steal
KSC=Kind sort chuckle
KT=Katie
KUTGW=Keep up the good work
L2G=Like to go?
L2G= Love to go
L2K=Like to come
L2P=Learn to play
l33t=Leet, 'elite'
L8R=Later
L8RG8R=Later, gator
LBAY=Laughing back at you
LBS=Laughing, but serious
LBVS=Laughing, but very serious
LD=Later, dude
LD=Long distance
LDO=Like, duh obviously
LEMENO=Let me know
LFD=Left for day
LFG=Looking for group
LFG=Looking for guard
LFM=Looking for more
LGH=Lets get high
LH6=Lets have sex
LHSX=Lets have sex
LHM=Lord help me
LHO=Laughing head off
LI=LinkedIn
LIC=Like I care
LIK=liquor
LIMT=Laugh in my tummy
LLGB=Love, later, God bless
LLS=Laughing like *silly*
LMAO=Laughing my *a* off
LMBO=Laughing my butt off
LMFAO=Laughing my freaking *a* off
LMIRL=Lets meet in real life
LMK=Let me know
LMMFAO=Laughing my mother freaking a** off
LMNK=Leave my name out
LMS=Like my status
LNT=lost in translation
LOA=List of acronyms
LOL=Laughing out loud
LOL=Laugh out loud
LOL=Lots of love
LOLH=Laughing out loud hysterically
LOLO=Lots of love
LOLWTF=Laughing out loud What the *freak*?
LOTI=Laughing on the inside
LOTR=Lord of The Rings
LQTM=Laughing quietly to myself
LSHMBH=Laugh so hard my belly hurts
LSV=Language, sex and violence
LTD=Limited
LTLWDLS=Let's twist like we did last summer
LTNS=Long time no see
LTOD=Laptop of death
LTS=Laughing to self
LULT=Love you long time
LULZ=laughs
LVM=Left voice mail
LWOS=Laughing without smiling
LY=Love ya
LYLAS=Love you like a sis
LYLC=Love you like crazy
LYSM=Love you so much
M$=Microsoft
M8=Mate
MB=Mamma's boy
MBS=Mom behind shoulder
MC=Merry Christmas
MDIAC=My Dad is a cop
MEGO=My eyes glaze over
MEH=a shrug or shrugging shoulders
MEH=a so-so or just okay
MEHH=a sigh or sighing
MEZ=mesmerize
MFI=Mad for it
MFW=My face when...
MGB=May God bless
MGMT=Management
MHOTY=My hat off to you
MIRL=Me in real life
MIRL=Meet in real life
MISS.(number)=child and her age. Miss.3 would be a 3-year old daughter
MKAY=Mmm, okay
MLM=give the middle finger
MM=Sister
MMK=okay?
MNC=Mother nature calls
MNSG=Mensaje
MOD=Modification
MORF=Male or female?
MOMBOY=Mamma's boy
MOO=My own opinion
MOOS=Member of the opposite sex
MOS=Mother over shoulder
MOSS=Member of same sex
MP=Mana points
MR.(number)=child and his age. Mr.3 would be a 3-year old son
MRT=Modified ReTweet
MRW=My reaction when...
MSG=Message
MTF=More to follow
MTFBWU=May the force be with you
MU=Miss U
MUAH=Multiple unsuccessful attempts humor
MUSM=Miss you so much
MWAH=kiss
MYO=Mind your own
MYOB=Mind your own business
n00b=Newbie
N1=Nice one
N2M=Nothing too much
NADT=Not a darn thing
NALOPKT=Not a lot of people know that
NANA=Not now, no need
NBD=No big deal
NBFAB=No bad for a beginner
NC=Nice crib
ND=and
NE=Any