Papers we may be working on

[dawsonri]

Title: Just use the PDC SAP
Abstract: Who needs a fancy detrending algorithm?

Title: A wavelet-based transit likelihood? No thanks.
Abstract: Chi-squared for good enough for our grand-advisors.

Title: The CMB or the Kepler CCD array?
Abstract: We know the temperature of one these pretty well.

Title: A Gaussian approach to transit detection
Abstract: We drew a box around the transit light curves and assumed that the flux through the surface was proportional to the amount of planets inside.

Title: God wouldn't make other planets like the Earth.
Abstract: We set the prior to zero and didn't find any.

[davidwhogg]

LOVE IT. I posted a longer description of one of those papers here:

http://hoggideas.blogspot.com/2013/06/kepler-as-insanely-expensive-thermometer.html