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require 'socket'
require 'uri'
require 'InternDB'
require 'IRCHole'
require 'rubygems'
require 'sqlite3'
class InternBot
@@irc = nil
@@admin_prefix = "sudo "
@@server = "irc.amazon.com"
@@port = "6667"
@@nick = "internbot" # TODO make "#{@@nick}[stfu]" when on STFU mode
@@channel = "#intern-chatter"
@@commands = {
"face" => {
:auth => :normal, # does this require an op to give the command?
:exact_args => 1, # an exact arg is an argument without a space
:excess => false, # whether other "excess" args are wanted
:func => lambda { |nick, arg|
@@irc.putraw "WHOIS #{arg}"
whois = @@irc.getraw
whois = whois.split(" ")[4]
if arg == @@nick
return "Do I look like a bitch to you?"
end
if whois != ":No"
return "#{arg}'s face: https://internal.amazon.com/phone/phone-image.cgi?uid=#{whois}"
else
return "This IRC user is faceless. Find nearest shelter."
end
},
},
"whois" => {
:auth => :normal,
:exact_args => 1,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick, arg|
@@irc.putraw "WHOIS #{arg}"
whois = @@irc.getraw
whois = whois.split(" ")[4]
if arg == @@nick
return "Do I look like a bitch to you?"
end
if whois != ":No"
return "#{arg}'s lookup: https://contactstool.amazon.com/ac/can/people/find/#{whois}"
else
return "This IRC user is faceless. Find nearest shelter."
end
},
},
"bro me" => {
:auth => :normal,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick|
return "Sure thing, " + InternDB.random_bro + "."
},
},
"nyan me" => {
:auth => :normal,
:exact_args => 1,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick, nyans|
nyans = nyans.to_i
if nyans <= 0
return
end
nyans-=1
nyan_out="nyan"
nyans.times do
nyan_out << " nyan"
if nyan_out.length > 426
break
end
end
return nyan_out
},
},
"sudo nyan me" => {
:auth => :normal,
:exact_args => 1,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick, nyans|
if @@irc.op? nick
nyans = nyans.to_i
if nyans <= 0
return
end
nyans-=1
nyan_out="nyan"
nyans.times do
if nyan_out.length > 421
@@irc.speak nyan_out
nyan_out = "nyan"
else
nyan_out << " nyan"
end
end
@@irc.speak nyan_out
return
end
},
},
=begin
"come at me bro" => {
:auth => :normal,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick|
if @@irc.op? nick
@@irc.putraw "KICK #{@@channel} #{@@irc.list[rand @@irc.list.size]}"
elsif
@@irc.putraw "KICK #{@@channel} #{nick}"
end
},
},
=end
"nyan spam" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 1,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick, nyans|
nyans = nyans.to_i
nyans.times do
@@irc.speak "nyan"
end
return
},
},
"add bro" => {
:auth => :normal,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => true,
:func => lambda { |nick, bro|
InternDB.add_bro(bro)
return "Bro added."
},
},
"ice bro" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => true,
:func => lambda { |nick, bro|
InternDB.remove_bro(bro)
return "Iced. Smooth move, brah."
},
},
"op" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 1,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick, arg|
@@irc.putraw "WHOIS #{arg}"
whois = @@irc.getraw
whois = whois.split(" ")[4]
InternDB.add_op(arg, whois)
@@irc.op arg
return "#{arg} welcomed into the magical kingdom."
},
},
"deop" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 1,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick, arg|
InternDB.remove_op arg
@@irc.deop arg
return "#{arg} shunned from the magical forest of ents and things."
},
},
# TODO change punish to voice/devoice at max users per command
#"punish" => {
# :auth => :op,
# :exact_args => 1,
# :excess => false,
# :func => lambda { |nick, user|
# @@irc.punish user
# return "#{user} being whipped sexily."
# },
#},
#"neutralize" => {
# :auth => :op,
# :exact_args => 0,
# :excess => false,
# :func => lambda { |nick|
# @@irc.neutralize
# return "All is well again."
# },
#},
"make me a" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => true,
:func => lambda { |nick, arg|
arg = arg.join(" ") if arg.kind_of? Array
if arg.empty?
return
end
return "Make your own damn #{arg}"
},
},
"say" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => true,
:func => lambda { |nick, arg|
arg = arg.join(" ") if arg.kind_of? Array
if arg.empty?
return
end
@@irc.speak arg
return nil
}
},
"#{@@nick} stfu" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick|
# workaround because you can't speak after stfu
@@irc.speak "going stealth."
@@irc.stfu
},
},
"#{@@nick} wtfu" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick|
@@irc.wtfu
return "so now you need me."
},
},
"#{@@nick} gtfo" => {
:auth => :op,
:exact_args => 0,
:excess => false,
:func => lambda { |nick|
@@irc.speak "whateva."
@@irc.putraw "QUIT"
exit
},
},
}
class << self
def start(db)
InternDB.connect(db)
@@irc = IRCHole.new(@@server, @@port, @@nick, @@channel, method(:command_handler))
@@irc.start
end
def command_handler(priv, nick, amzn_user, msg)
# SPECIAL CASE: commands listings.
if msg.start_with? "#{@@nick} commands"
cmdlist = []
@@commands.each do |command, cmd_info|
if cmd_info[:auth] == :op and InternDB.is_op?(nick, amzn_user)
cmdlist << "sudo " + command
elsif cmd_info[:auth] != :op
cmdlist << command
end
end
@@irc.speak cmdlist.join(' ')
end
# check if the message is a given command
@@commands.each do |command, cmd_info|
# apply admin prefix
if cmd_info[:auth] == :op and not InternDB.is_op?(nick, amzn_user)
next
elsif cmd_info[:auth] == :op
command = @@admin_prefix + command
end
if (cmd_info[:exact_args] > 0 and msg.start_with?(command+" ")) or (cmd_info[:exact_args] == 0 and msg.start_with?(command))
msg = msg[(command.length+1)..-1].strip # cut off command from message
@@irc.debug "command: "+command
# put args in array, and the excess as a string
if cmd_info[:exact_args] > 0
args = msg.split(" ")[0..(cmd_info[:exact_args]-1)]
else
args = []
end
if cmd_info[:excess]
args << msg.split(" ")[cmd_info[:exact_args]..-1].join(" ")
end
if args.length < cmd_info[:exact_args]
break
end
response = cmd_info[:func].call(nick, *args)
if priv
@@irc.privmsg(response, nick) unless not response
else
@@irc.speak(response) unless not response
end
break # out of the command loop if we found on successfully
end
end
end
end
end