diff --git a/lib/fetch/index.js b/lib/fetch/index.js
index 4b89b4a48e3..1754283e5bc 100644
--- a/lib/fetch/index.js
+++ b/lib/fetch/index.js
@@ -365,7 +365,7 @@ function fetching ({
   useParallelQueue = false,
   dispatcher // undici
 }) {
-  // This has bitten me in the ass more times than I'd like to admit.
+  // Ensure that the dispatcher is set accordingly
   assert(dispatcher)
 
   // 1. Let taskDestination be null.
diff --git a/lib/fetch/util.js b/lib/fetch/util.js
index 8812895bf4d..c5a6b46b170 100644
--- a/lib/fetch/util.js
+++ b/lib/fetch/util.js
@@ -1072,7 +1072,7 @@ function simpleRangeHeaderValue (value, allowWhitespace) {
 
   // 13. If allowWhitespace is true, collect a sequence of code points that are HTTP tab
   //     or space, from data given position.
-  // Note from Khafra: its the same fucking step again lol
+  // Note from Khafra: its the same step as in #8 again lol
   if (allowWhitespace) {
     collectASequenceOfCodePoints(
       (char) => char === '\t' || char === ' ',