diff --git a/README.md b/README.md index ecd50816..d4bf4c9c 100644 --- a/README.md +++ b/README.md @@ -35,6 +35,7 @@ Our over-arching goal for TidyTuesday is to provide real-world datasets so that | 2 | `2025-01-14` | [posit::conf talks](data/2025/2025-01-14/readme.md) | [posit::conf attendee portal 2023](https://reg.conf.posit.co/flow/posit/positconf23/attendee-portal/page/sessioncatalog), [posit::conf attendee portal 2024](https://reg.conf.posit.co/flow/posit/positconf24/attendee-portal/page/sessioncatalog) | [posit::conf(2025) in-person registration is now open!](https://posit.co/blog/positconf2025-in-person-registration-is-now-open/) | | 3 | `2025-01-21` | [The History of Himalayan Mountaineering Expeditions](data/2025/2025-01-21/readme.md) | [The Himalayan Database](https://www.himalayandatabase.com/downloads.html) | [The Expedition Archives of Elizabeth Hawley](https://www.himalayandatabase.com/index.html) | | 4 | `2025-01-28` | [Water Insecurity](data/2025/2025-01-28/readme.md) | [US Census Data from tidycensus](https://cran.r-project.org/package=tidycensus) | [Mapping water insecurity in R with tidycensus](https://waterdata.usgs.gov/blog/acs-maps/) | +| 5 | `2025-02-04` | [Donuts, Data, and D'oh - A Deep Dive into The Simpsons](data/2025/2025-02-04/readme.md) | [The Simpsons Dataset](https://www.kaggle.com/datasets/prashant111/the-simpsons-dataset) | [The Simpsons by the Data](https://toddwschneider.com/posts/the-simpsons-by-the-data/) | *** diff --git a/data/2025/2025-02-04/meta.yaml b/data/2025/2025-02-04/meta.yaml new file mode 100644 index 00000000..6ee4b3c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/2025/2025-02-04/meta.yaml @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +title: "Donuts, Data, and D'oh - A Deep Dive into The Simpsons" +article: + title: "The Simpsons by the Data" + url: "https://toddwschneider.com/posts/the-simpsons-by-the-data/" +data_source: + title: "The Simpsons Dataset" + url: "https://www.kaggle.com/datasets/prashant111/the-simpsons-dataset" +images: +- file: "simpsons_line.png" + alt: > + Line graph titled 'The Simpsons Avg Views Over the Years' showing the average U.S. viewership for The Simpsons from its peak around 30 million viewers in the early 1990s to a gradual decline below 5 million by the 2010s. Note: "this data reflects viewership in the United States only." +credit: + post: "Nicolas Foss, Ed.D., MS with Iowa HHS" + linkedin: "https://www.linkedin.com/in/nicolas-foss" + github: "https://github.com/nicolasfoss" diff --git a/data/2025/2025-02-04/readme.md b/data/2025/2025-02-04/readme.md new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a53ff913 --- /dev/null +++ b/data/2025/2025-02-04/readme.md @@ -0,0 +1,189 @@ +# Donuts, Data, and D'oh - A Deep Dive into The Simpsons + +This week, we are going to explore a [Simpsons Dataset from Kaggle](https://www.kaggle.com/datasets/prashant111/the-simpsons-dataset). Many thanks to [Prashant Banerjee](https://www.kaggle.com/prashant111) for making this dataset available to the public. The Simpsons Dataset is composed of four files that contain the characters, locations, episode details, and script lines for approximately 600 Simpsons episodes. Please note that episodes and script lines have been filtered to only include episodes from 2010 to 2016 in the episodes data to keep file size within GitHub limits! + +Here is some history on the Simpsons Dataset from the author: + +> Originally, this dataset was scraped by [Todd W. Schneider] for his post [The Simpsons by the Data](https://toddwschneider.com/posts/the-simpsons-by-the-data/), for which he made the scraper available on GitHub. Kaggle user William Cukierski used the scraper to upload the data set, which has been rehosted here. + +* Which character has the most spoken lines across all episodes, and how has their dialogue volume changed over the seasons? +* What are the most frequently used locations in the series, and do specific locations correspond to higher IMDb ratings for episodes? +* Is there a relationship between the number of U.S. viewers (in millions) and the IMDb ratings or votes for episodes? +* What are the most commonly used words or phrases in the dialogue across the series, and do they differ by character or location? + +Thank you to [Nicolas Foss, Ed.D., MS with Iowa HHS](https://github.com/nicolasfoss) for curating this week's dataset. + +## The Data + +```r +# Option 1: tidytuesdayR package +## install.packages("tidytuesdayR") + +tuesdata <- tidytuesdayR::tt_load('2025-02-04') +## OR +tuesdata <- tidytuesdayR::tt_load(2025, week = 5) + +simpsons_characters <- tuesdata$simpsons_characters +simpsons_episodes <- tuesdata$simpsons_episodes +simpsons_locations <- tuesdata$simpsons_locations +simpsons_script_lines <- tuesdata$simpsons_script_lines + +# Option 2: Read directly from GitHub + +simpsons_characters <- readr::read_csv('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/rfordatascience/tidytuesday/main/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_characters.csv') +simpsons_episodes <- readr::read_csv('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/rfordatascience/tidytuesday/main/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_episodes.csv') +simpsons_locations <- readr::read_csv('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/rfordatascience/tidytuesday/main/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_locations.csv') +simpsons_script_lines <- readr::read_csv('https://raw.githubusercontent.com/rfordatascience/tidytuesday/main/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_script_lines.csv') +``` + +## How to Participate + +- [Explore the data](https://r4ds.hadley.nz/), watching out for interesting relationships. We would like to emphasize that you should not draw conclusions about **causation** in the data. There are various moderating variables that affect all data, many of which might not have been captured in these datasets. As such, our suggestion is to use the data provided to practice your data tidying and plotting techniques, and to consider for yourself what nuances might underlie these relationships. +- Create a visualization, a model, a [shiny app](https://shiny.posit.co/), or some other piece of data-science-related output, using R or another programming language. +- [Share your output and the code used to generate it](../../../sharing.md) on social media with the #TidyTuesday hashtag. +- [Submit your own dataset!](../../../.github/pr_instructions.md) + +### Data Dictionary + +# `simpsons_characters.csv` + +| variable | class | description | +|:----------------|:----------|:-------------------------------------------| +| id | double | Unique identifier for each character record. | +| name | character | Full name associated with the character record. | +| normalized_name | character | Lowercase version of the character name. | +| gender | character | Gender associated with the character record. | + +# `simpsons_episodes.csv` + +| variable | class | description | +|:-----------------------|:----------|:---------------------------------------------------| +| id | double | Unique identifier for each episode record. | +| image_url | character | URL linking to the image associated with the episode record. | +| imdb_rating | double | IMDb rating for the episode. | +| imdb_votes | double | Number of votes received on IMDb for the episode. | +| number_in_season | double | Episode number within the season. | +| number_in_series | double | Episode number within the series. | +| original_air_date | date | Date the episode originally aired. | +| original_air_year | double | Year the episode originally aired. | +| production_code | character | Code used in production to identify the episode. | +| season | double | Season number of the episode. | +| title | character | Title of the episode. | +| us_viewers_in_millions | double | Number of viewers in the U.S. in millions. | +| video_url | character | URL linking to the video associated with the record. | +| views | double | Total number of views recorded for the episode video URL. | + +# `simpsons_locations.csv` + +| variable | class | description | +|:----------------|:----------|:-------------------------------------------| +| id | double | Unique identifier for each location. | +| name | character | Name of the location. | +| normalized_name | character | Lowercase version of the location name. | + +# `simpsons_script_lines.csv` + +| variable | class | description | +|:-------------------|:----------|:--------------------------------------------------------| +| id | double | Unique identifier for each script line. | +| episode_id | double | Identifier for the episode in which the line appears. | +| number | double | Sequential number of the line within the episode. | +| raw_text | character | The original text of the script line. | +| timestamp_in_ms | double | Timestamp of the line in milliseconds. | +| speaking_line | logical | Indicates whether the line is spoken by a character. | +| character_id | double | Identifier for the character speaking the line. | +| location_id | double | Identifier for the location where the line is spoken. | +| raw_character_text | character | Original text of the character's name. | +| raw_location_text | character | Original text of the location name. | +| spoken_words | character | Words spoken by the character in the line. | +| normalized_text | character | Lowercase version of the script line. | +| word_count | double | Number of words in the line. | + +### Cleaning Script + +```r +###_____________________________________________________________________________ +### The Simpson's data! +### Script to clean the data sourced from Kaggle +###_____________________________________________________________________________ + +# packages +library(httr) +library(tidyverse) +library(jsonlite) +library(withr) + +# Define the metadata URL and fetch it +metadata_url <- "www.kaggle.com/datasets/prashant111/the-simpsons-dataset/croissant/download" +response <- httr::GET(metadata_url) + +# Ensure the request succeeded +if (httr::http_status(response)$category != "Success") { + stop("Failed to fetch metadata.") +} + +# Parse the metadata +metadata <- httr::content(response, as = "parsed", type = "application/json") + +# Locate the ZIP file URL +distribution <- metadata$distribution +zip_url <- NULL + +for (file in distribution) { + if (file$encodingFormat == "application/zip") { + zip_url <- file$contentUrl + break + } +} + +if (is.null(zip_url)) { + stop("No ZIP file URL found in the metadata.") +} + +# Download the ZIP file. We'll use the withr package to make sure the downloaded +# files get cleaned up when we're done. +temp_file <- withr::local_tempfile(fileext = ".zip") +utils::download.file(zip_url, temp_file, mode = "wb") + +# Unzip and read the CSV +unzip_dir <- withr::local_tempdir() +utils::unzip(temp_file, exdir = unzip_dir) + +# Locate the CSV file within the extracted contents +csv_file <- list.files(unzip_dir, pattern = "\\.csv$", full.names = TRUE) + +if (length(csv_file) == 0) { + stop("No CSV file found in the unzipped contents.") +} + +# Read the CSV into a dataframe +simpsons_characters <- read_csv(csv_file[1]) +simpsons_episodes <- read_csv(csv_file[2]) +simpsons_locations <- read_csv(csv_file[3]) +simpsons_script_lines <- read_csv(csv_file[4]) + +# Step 5: Explore the data +glimpse(simpsons_characters) +glimpse(simpsons_episodes) +glimpse(simpsons_locations) +glimpse(simpsons_script_lines) + +###_____________________________________________________________________________ +# Problems with the Data! + +# The script lines are of great interest, but it is a larger file, too big +# for Tidy Tuesday. We need to reduce the size of the file so we can use all +# the files together for a more robust analysis. +# Let's filter episodes down to the years 2010-2016, and then only select +# the script lines that correspond with those episodes. + +###_____________________________________________________________________________ + +# filter episodes to include 2010+ +simpsons_episodes <- simpsons_episodes |> + dplyr::filter(original_air_year >= 2010) + +# filter script lines to only include lines for these episodes +simpsons_script_lines <- simpsons_script_lines |> + dplyr::semi_join(simpsons_episodes, by = c("episode_id" = "id")) +``` diff --git a/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_characters.csv b/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_characters.csv new file mode 100644 index 00000000..31aae49b --- /dev/null +++ b/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_characters.csv @@ -0,0 +1,6723 @@ +id,name,normalized_name,gender +7,Children,children,NA +12,Mechanical Santa,mechanical santa,NA +13,Tattoo Man,tattoo man,NA +16,DOCTOR ZITSOFSKY,doctor zitsofsky,NA +20,Students,students,NA +24,Little Boy,little boy,NA +26,Lewis Clark,lewis clark,NA +27,Little Girl,little girl,NA +29,Bubbles,bubbles,NA +30,Moldy,moldy,NA +34,Ticket Seller,ticket seller,NA +35,Elf #1,elf 1,NA +36,Elves,elves,NA +37,Dog's Owner,dogs owner,NA +39,Kids,kids,NA +41,Conductor,conductor,NA +42,Secretary,secretary,NA +46,Sydney,sydney,NA +47,Cecile Shapiro,cecile shapiro,NA +48,Ian,ian,NA +49,Calvin,calvin,NA +50,"Martin Prince, Sr.",martin prince sr,NA +51,Richard,richard,NA +53,Wendell Borton,wendell borton,NA +57,Smilin' Joe Fission,smilin joe fission,NA +58,Rod #1,rod 1,NA +59,Rod #2,rod 2,NA +60,RODS,rods,NA +61,Workman #1,workman 1,NA +62,Foreman,foreman,NA +63,TERRI & SHERRI,terri sherri,NA +64,PUNK TEENAGER,punk teenager,NA +65,Tv Announcer #1,tv announcer 1,NA +66,Tv Announcer #2,tv announcer 2,NA +67,Jingle Chorus,jingle chorus,NA +68,Sylvia Winfield,sylvia winfield,NA +69,Old Man Winfield,old man winfield,NA +70,Councilman #1,councilman 1,NA +72,Councilman #2,councilman 2,NA +73,COUNCILMEN #1/#2,councilmen 12,NA +74,Demonstrator #1,demonstrator 1,NA +75,Crowd,crowd,NA +76,MR. 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BURNS' GEOMETRIC SHAPES,mr burns geometric shapes,NA +460,RINGO,ringo,NA +461,WETHERBY,wetherby,NA +462,MRS. 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clerk,NA +634,Kevin,kevin,NA +635,Johnny Carson,johnny carson,NA +636,Scoey,scoey,NA +637,Teenage Clerk,teenage clerk,NA +639,DAVE JR.,dave jr,NA +640,Official,official,NA +641,Voice From Trunk,voice from trunk,NA +642,Ronnie,ronnie,NA +643,DREDERICK,drederick,NA +644,Wanda,wanda,NA +646,Girls,girls,NA +647,Patron #1,patron 1,NA +648,Patron #2,patron 2,NA +649,Collette,collette,NA +650,HARV,harv,NA +651,Bernard,bernard,NA +653,Aerosmith,aerosmith,NA +654,Steven Tyler,steven tyler,NA +655,Joe Perry,joe perry,NA +656,Brad Whitford,brad whitford,NA +568,Fat Tony,fat tony,m +570,Louie,louie,m +598,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,rabbi hyman krustofsky,m +591,Luann Van Houten,luann van houten,f +615,Colonel,colonel,m +638,Football Announcer,football announcer,m +567,Executive,executive,m +603,D.J.,dj,m +645,Becky,becky,f +585,Instructor,instructor,m +652,Aide,aide,m +626,Lunchlady Doris,lunchlady doris,f +658,Everyone,everyone,NA +659,Bartender,bartender,NA +660,One-eyed Bartender,one-eyed 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Black,mr black,NA +833,Sergeant,sergeant,NA +834,Campers,campers,NA +835,Line Judge,line judge,NA +836,Stablehand,stablehand,NA +837,Little Boy #1,little boy 1,NA +838,Queen Elizabeth II,queen elizabeth ii,NA +839,Yoga Instructor,yoga instructor,NA +840,HOMER'S THOUGHT,homers thought,NA +841,Contestants,contestants,NA +842,Mr. Bozwell,mr bozwell,NA +843,DEBORAH JO SMALLWOOD,deborah jo smallwood,NA +845,Auditioning Woman #1,auditioning woman 1,NA +846,Auditioning Woman #2,auditioning woman 2,NA +847,Auditioning Woman #3,auditioning woman 3,NA +848,Ms. Sinclair,ms sinclair,NA +849,Video Game Voice,video game voice,NA +850,Company,company,NA +851,Actress,actress,NA +852,Male Parishoner,male parishoner,NA +853,Stooge #1,stooge 1,NA +854,Stooge #2,stooge 2,NA +855,Boring Guy,boring guy,NA +856,Commentator,commentator,NA +857,Abraham Lincoln,abraham lincoln,NA +858,Flanders Family,flanders family,NA +859,Jamshed,jamshed,NA +860,Insurance Agent,insurance agent,NA +861,Barker,barker,NA 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station boy,NA +965,Billy,billy,NA +966,Homer's Spirit,homers spirit,NA +967,INTERCOM,intercom,NA +968,Reporters,reporters,NA +969,Sunday School Teacher,sunday school teacher,NA +970,VIDEO TAPE NARRATOR,video tape narrator,NA +971,Pumpkin Man,pumpkin man,NA +972,Med Students,med students,NA +973,Handsome Young Man,handsome young man,NA +974,Andre,andre,NA +975,Young Riviera,young riviera,NA +976,Angry Man,angry man,NA +977,Warrior,warrior,NA +979,Truckosaurus,truckosaurus,NA +980,Sebastian Kobb,sebastian kobb,NA +981,Woman With Baby,woman with baby,NA +982,Baby,baby,NA +983,NIMOY,nimoy,NA +984,Engineer #1,engineer 1,NA +985,Haverbrook Man,haverbrook man,NA +944,Captain Horatio McCallister,captain horatio mccallister,m +963,Hans Moleman,hans moleman,m +923,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,squeaky-voiced teen,m +978,LANLEY,lanley,m +921,Laura Powers,laura powers,f +908,Bumblebee Man,bumblebee man,m +880,Santa Claus,santa claus,m +986,Bart Anchor,bart anchor,NA +987,Lance Murdock,lance murdock,NA +988,2nd Announcer,2nd announcer,NA +989,Homer's Thought Bubble,homers thought bubble,NA +990,Reverend,reverend,NA +991,Aunt Gladys's Corpse,aunt gladyss corpse,NA +992,Aunt Gladys,aunt gladys,NA +993,HUTZ' VOICE,hutz voice,NA +994,MR. HUTZ,mr hutz,NA +995,Princess Opal,princess opal,NA +996,Bag Boy,bag boy,NA +997,Waitress #2,waitress 2,NA +998,Sperm Doctor,sperm doctor,NA +999,Babies,babies,NA +1000,MAN ON RADIO,man on radio,NA +1001,Surly,surly,NA +1002,Attractive Woman,attractive woman,NA +1003,Man On Tv,man on tv,NA +1004,Beer Singers,beer singers,NA +1005,Hercules,hercules,NA +1006,Security Man,security man,NA +1007,Washington,washington,NA +1008,Man In White Coat,man in white coat,NA +1009,Boys,boys,NA +1010,Santa's Little Helper,santas little helper,NA +1011,Homer's Bloody Skull,homers bloody skull,NA +1012,Sketch Announcer,sketch announcer,NA +1013,Agency Worker,agency worker,NA +1014,Fans,fans,NA +1015,Small Man,small man,NA +1016,Chihuahua,chihuahua,NA +1017,Cat,cat,NA +1018,Corey,corey,NA +1019,Pepi,pepi,NA +1020,Apu's Brain,apus brain,NA +1021,JOHNNY,johnny,NA +1022,Truck Driver,truck driver,NA +1023,Rex,rex,NA +1024,Homer's Conscience,homers conscience,NA +1025,Robert Frost,robert frost,NA +1026,FROST,frost,NA +1027,Raheem,raheem,NA +1028,Presidents,presidents,NA +1029,Harrison,harrison,NA +1030,Presidents' Heads,presidents heads,NA +1031,Teddy Roosevelt,teddy roosevelt,NA +1032,3rd World Father,3rd world father,NA +1033,3rd World Family,3rd world family,NA +1034,Mechanical Figure,mechanical figure,NA +1035,Tourists,tourists,NA +1036,Cartoon Doctor,cartoon doctor,NA +1037,Richard Nixon,richard nixon,NA +1038,Kennedy,kennedy,NA +1039,Mrs. Phillips,mrs phillips,NA +1040,Assembly,assembly,NA +1041,Chuck's Dad,chucks dad,NA +1043,Parent One,parent one,NA +1044,Parent Two,parent two,NA +1045,Feminists,feminists,NA +1047,Train,train,NA +1048,Receiver,receiver,NA +1049,Burns' Grandfather,burns grandfather,NA +1050,Dr. Wolfe,dr wolfe,NA +1051,Gummy Joe,gummy joe,NA +1052,Donut Vendor,donut vendor,NA +1053,Mop Top #1,mop top 1,NA +1054,Mop Top #2,mop top 2,NA +1055,Mop Top #3,mop top 3,NA +1056,Mop Tops,mop tops,NA +1057,Goon,goon,NA +1058,Bird,bird,NA +1059,Quigley,quigley,NA +1060,Robots,robots,NA +1061,DR. JOYCE,dr joyce,NA +1062,Pagan Simpsons,pagan simpsons,NA +1063,Waiters/cooks,waiterscooks,NA +1064,Specialist,specialist,NA +1065,Intern,intern,NA +1066,Elvis,elvis,NA +1068,Writer,writer,NA +1069,Roxie,roxie,NA +1070,Bobby Mindich,bobby mindich,NA +1072,Barney's Boss,barneys boss,NA +1073,Writer #2,writer 2,NA +1074,Cowboys,cowboys,NA +1075,BROOKE,brooke,NA +1076,Child,child,NA +1077,Seagull,seagull,NA +1079,Scottish Woman,scottish woman,NA +1080,Exhaust Pipe Lid,exhaust pipe lid,NA +1081,Chicken,chicken,NA +1082,Mr. Ogden,mr ogden,NA +1083,Scientist #1,scientist 1,NA +1084,Scientist #2,scientist 2,NA +1085,Evil Homer,evil homer,NA +1086,Hitler,hitler,NA +1087,Recruiter,recruiter,NA +1088,Actor,actor,NA +1089,Teenaged Guide,teenaged guide,NA +1090,Children's Choir,childrens choir,NA +1091,Boy Soloist,boy soloist,NA +1092,Driver Of Foreign Car,driver of foreign car,NA +1093,Barry White,barry white,NA +1094,Miss Springfield,miss springfield,NA +1095,Irishman,irishman,NA +1078,Gary Chalmers,gary chalmers,m +1046,Baseball Announcer,baseball announcer,m +1071,ARTIE,artie,m +1096,Old Mrs. Glick,old mrs glick,NA +1097,SICK JAPANESE WORKER,sick japanese worker,NA +1098,Japanese Worker #2,japanese worker 2,NA +1099,JAPANESE WORKERS,japanese workers,NA +1100,White Blood Cell #1,white blood cell 1,NA +1101,White Blood Cell #2,white blood cell 2,NA +1102,Virus,virus,NA +1103,JAMAICAN MAN,jamaican man,NA +1104,Husband,husband,NA +1105,Jury,jury,NA +1106,David Crosby,david crosby,NA +1107,Jury Foreman,jury foreman,NA +1109,Phillips,phillips,NA +1110,Tattoo Annie,tattoo annie,NA +1111,Park Commissioner,park commissioner,NA +1112,Assistant,assistant,NA +1113,Jacqueline,jacqueline,NA +1115,Coast Guard Officer,coast guard officer,NA +1116,Charley Weaver,charley weaver,NA +1117,Gabbo,gabbo,NA +1118,CRANDALL,crandall,NA +1119,Soldier Puppets,soldier puppets,NA +1120,Cossack Puppets,cossack puppets,NA +1121,Alphonse,alphonse,NA +1122,Commercial Announcer,commercial announcer,NA +1123,Casting Director,casting director,NA +1124,Old Man Singers,old man singers,NA +1125,Bette Midler,bette midler,NA +1126,Hugh Hefner,hugh hefner,NA +1127,Anthony Kiedis,anthony kiedis,NA +1128,Flea,flea,NA +1129,Elizabeth Taylor,elizabeth taylor,NA +1130,Counter Boy,counter boy,NA +1131,Mr. Johannson,mr johannson,NA +1132,Luke Perry,luke perry,NA +1133,LUKE PERRY IN DREAM,luke perry in dream,NA +1134,Chad Smith,chad smith,NA +1135,ARIK MARSHAL,arik marshal,NA +1136,Krusty Announcer,krusty announcer,NA +1137,Chili Peppers,chili peppers,NA +1138,Man At Table,man at table,NA +1139,SPEEDED UP VOICES,speeded up voices,NA +1140,Melvin,melvin,NA +1141,Quartet,quartet,NA +1142,Tenor,tenor,NA +1143,Be Sharps,be sharps,NA +1144,Paul Harvey,paul harvey,NA +1145,Ronald Reagan,ronald reagan,NA +1146,Panicky Man,panicky man,NA +1147,Sarah Wiggum,sarah wiggum,NA +1148,Female Talk Show Host,female talk show host,NA +1149,George Harrison,george harrison,NA +1150,2-Year-Old Lisa,2-year-old lisa,NA +1151,Teenage Bellboy,teenage bellboy,NA +1152,Surly Man,surly man,NA +1153,Kako,kako,NA +1154,Human Fly,human fly,NA +1155,Sinister Male Voice,sinister male voice,NA +1156,Schoolyard Girls,schoolyard girls,NA +1157,MRS KRABAPPEL,mrs krabappel,NA +1158,Parole Board Head,parole board head,NA +1159,People In Court,people in court,NA +1160,Parole Board Member #1,parole board member 1,NA +1161,Parole Board,parole board,NA +1162,Parole Board Member #2,parole board member 2,NA +1163,Man On Screen,man on screen,NA +1164,Woman On Tape,woman on tape,NA +1165,Investigator,investigator,NA +1166,Celestial Choir,celestial choir,NA +1167,Woman's Voice,womans voice,NA +1168,Nrc Woman,nrc woman,NA +1169,Nrc Man,nrc man,NA +1170,Dumb Employee #1,dumb employee 1,NA +1171,Dumb Employee #2,dumb employee 2,NA +1172,Counselor,counselor,NA +1173,Admissions Man,admissions man,NA +1174,Admissions Woman,admissions woman,NA +1175,Hillbilly Man,hillbilly man,NA +1176,Angry Dean,angry dean,NA +1177,Nerdlinger,nerdlinger,NA +1178,Scholar,scholar,NA +1179,Overseers,overseers,NA +1180,Jock,jock,NA +1181,Skinny Student,skinny student,NA +1182,Dean Bobby Peterson,dean bobby peterson,NA +1183,Professor,professor,NA +1184,Architect,architect,NA +1185,Men,men,NA +1186,Dean,dean,NA +1187,Doug,doug,NA +1188,Gary,gary,NA +1189,Benjamin,benjamin,NA +1190,Automated Voice,automated voice,NA +1191,Guards,guards,NA +1192,7-YEAR OLD BURNS,7-year old burns,NA +1193,Burns' Mother,burns mother,NA +1194,Burns's Father,burnss father,NA +1195,George Burns,george burns,NA +1196,Jimmy Carter,jimmy carter,NA +1198,RAMONE #1,ramone 1,NA +1199,RAMONE #2,ramone 2,NA +1200,RAMONE #3,ramone 3,NA +1201,RAMONE #4,ramone 4,NA +1197,George H.W. Bush,george hw bush,m +1108,Warden,warden,m +1202,Drummer,drummer,NA +1203,Mechanic,mechanic,NA +1204,Explorer,explorer,NA +1205,Bear,bear,NA +1206,Workman,workman,NA +1207,Workman #2,workman 2,NA +1208,Hooded Man,hooded man,NA +1209,Dinosaur,dinosaur,NA +1210,Mr. Boswell,mr boswell,NA +1211,Pieces Of Homer,pieces of homer,NA +1212,Demon Technician,demon technician,NA +1213,Skeleton Judge,skeleton judge,NA +1214,Blackbeard,blackbeard,NA +1215,Benedict Arnold,benedict arnold,NA +1216,Lizzie Borden,lizzie borden,NA +1217,KODO,kodo,NA +1218,Exchange Student,exchange student,NA +1219,Gremlin,gremlin,NA +1220,GROUNDKEEPER WILLIE,groundkeeper willie,NA +1221,Bart Bat,bart bat,NA +1222,Humorist,humorist,NA +1224,The Pope,the pope,NA +1226,Scientist,scientist,NA +1227,Technician #1,technician 1,NA +1228,Technician #2,technician 2,NA +1229,Lady,lady,NA +1230,Tape Player,tape player,NA +1231,Lenny's Wife,lennys wife,NA +1232,Tough Guy,tough guy,NA +1233,Mohawk Girl,mohawk girl,NA +1235,Woman #3,woman 3,NA +1236,Woman #4,woman 4,NA +1237,Fry Cook,fry cook,NA +1238,Diner Owner,diner owner,NA +1240,Flanders' Inner Child,flanders inner child,NA +1241,Homer's Inner Child,homers inner child,NA +1242,Moe's Inner Child,moes inner child,NA +1243,Women In Crowd,women in crowd,NA +1244,Old Folks,old folks,NA +1245,MR. KRABAPPEL,mr krabappel,NA +1246,James Brown,james brown,NA +1247,Carpenter,carpenter,NA +1248,Dorky Teenager,dorky teenager,NA +1249,MCGARNIGAL,mcgarnigal,NA +1250,Atari Andre Gregory,atari andre gregory,NA +1251,Manuel Noriega,manuel noriega,NA +1252,Arcade Manager,arcade manager,NA +1253,Wise Old Hobo,wise old hobo,NA +1254,Triple Milhouse,triple milhouse,NA +1255,Dorky Kid,dorky kid,NA +1256,Pudgy Boy,pudgy boy,NA +1257,Fathers,fathers,NA +1258,Ernest Borgnine,ernest borgnine,NA +1259,Dolphins,dolphins,NA +1261,Arab Men,arab men,NA +1262,Agent #1,agent 1,NA +1263,Zutroy,zutroy,NA +1264,Agent #2,agent 2,NA +1265,Optometrist,optometrist,NA +1266,Dermatologist,dermatologist,NA +1267,Podiatrist,podiatrist,NA +1268,Internist,internist,NA +1269,Jerry Lewis Bart,jerry lewis bart,NA +1271,Cherub Lenny,cherub lenny,NA +1272,Cherub Carl,cherub carl,NA +1273,Fish,fish,NA +1274,Sexy Woman Announcer,sexy woman announcer,NA +1275,Jeeves,jeeves,NA +1276,WHITE HOUSE AIDE,white house aide,NA +1277,Turban Kid,turban kid,NA +1278,Fat Kid,fat kid,NA +1279,Nerds,nerds,NA +1280,Big Hand Man,big hand man,NA +1281,Bellhop,bellhop,NA +1282,Passerby #1,passerby 1,NA +1283,Passerby #2,passerby 2,NA +1284,Chinese Waiter #1,chinese waiter 1,NA +1285,Chinese Waiter #2,chinese waiter 2,NA +1286,Newsreel Announcer,newsreel announcer,NA +1287,Amos Guy,amos guy,NA +1288,Young Jasper,young jasper,NA +1289,Panhandler,panhandler,NA +1290,Angry Voice From Stall,angry voice from stall,NA +1291,Henry Kissinger,henry kissinger,NA +1292,HENRY KISSINGER'S BRAIN,henry kissingers brain,NA +1293,Little Burns,little burns,NA +1294,British Guy,british guy,NA +1295,British Waitress,british waitress,NA +1296,Hippie,hippie,NA +1297,Gerry Cooney,gerry cooney,NA +1298,Blackjack Players,blackjack players,NA +1299,BIG TEXAN,big texan,NA +1300,Ernst,ernst,NA +1301,Gunter,gunter,NA +1302,Teenage Attendant,teenage attendant,NA +1303,Someone,someone,NA +1304,Rain Man,rain man,NA +1305,Gambler,gambler,NA +1306,CRAP PLAYERS,crap players,NA +1307,Farmboy,farmboy,NA +1308,Slot Player #1,slot player 1,NA +1309,Slot Player #2,slot player 2,NA +1239,GOODMAN,goodman,m +1225,RUTH,ruth,f +1270,Mindy,mindy,f +1223,Edward,edward,m +1260,Accountant,accountant,m +1310,Audience Member,audience member,NA +1311,Robert Goulet,robert goulet,NA +1312,Wheelman,wheelman,NA +1313,Wheel Players,wheel players,NA +1314,Craps Players,craps players,NA +1315,Molloy,molloy,NA +1316,Voice From The Back,voice from the back,NA +1317,IRISH PETE,irish pete,NA +1318,Beatnik Poet,beatnik poet,NA +1319,Twelve-year-old,twelve-year-old,NA +1320,Cat Burglar,cat burglar,NA +1321,Box Executive,box executive,NA +1322,Organ Grinder,organ grinder,NA +1323,Crowd Member,crowd member,NA +1324,2nd Crowd Member,2nd crowd member,NA +1325,Mrs. Quimby,mrs quimby,NA +1326,Fireman,fireman,NA +1327,Hammer,hammer,NA +1328,CONAN,conan,NA +1329,Kitty,kitty,NA +1330,Customer #1,customer 1,NA +1331,Customer #2,customer 2,NA +1332,Dog,dog,NA +1334,Bum #1,bum 1,NA +1335,Comedian,comedian,NA +1338,Stockboy,stockboy,NA +1339,Christians,christians,NA +1340,Robed Indian,robed indian,NA +1341,Aged Man,aged man,NA +1342,ROBBER,robber,NA +1343,Old Ladies,old ladies,NA +1344,Onlookers,onlookers,NA +1345,Girl #2,girl 2,NA +1346,Hip Old Man,hip old man,NA +1347,Buzz Announcer,buzz announcer,NA +1348,Malibu Stacy,malibu stacy,NA +1349,Goofy Girl,goofy girl,NA +1350,Goofy Girl's Stacy,goofy girls stacy,NA +1351,Recorded Voice,recorded voice,NA +1352,Claire Harper,claire harper,NA +1353,Ugly Man,ugly man,NA +1354,Leroy,leroy,NA +1355,Angry Customer,angry customer,NA +1356,Young Man,young man,NA +1357,Stacy Lovell,stacy lovell,NA +1358,GI JOE,gi joe,NA +1359,Doll,doll,NA +1360,Grim C.E.O.,grim ceo,NA +1361,Brockman's Daughter,brockmans daughter,NA +1362,Executives,executives,NA +1363,Old Lady Customer,old lady customer,NA +1364,Old People,old people,NA +1365,GIRL#2,girl2,NA +1366,Crowd Noise,crowd noise,NA +1367,Nasa Announcer #1,nasa announcer 1,NA +1368,Nasa Announcer #2,nasa announcer 2,NA +1369,Dr. Babcock,dr babcock,NA +1371,Chimp,chimp,NA +1372,Female Scientist,female scientist,NA +1373,TIM ALLEN-TYPE,tim allen-type,NA +1374,Peg,peg,NA +1375,Nerdy Scientist,nerdy scientist,NA +1376,Jim Wallace,jim wallace,NA +1377,Toby Hunter,toby hunter,NA +1378,BUZZ,buzz,NA +1379,Mission Control,mission control,NA +1380,Race,race,NA +1381,Everybody,everybody,NA +1382,Ants,ants,NA +1383,Ant #1,ant 1,NA +1384,Ant #2,ant 2,NA +1385,Ant #3,ant 3,NA +1386,Ant #4,ant 4,NA +1387,James Taylor,james taylor,NA +1388,RERPORTER #4,rerporter 4,NA +1389,Star Child Homer,star child homer,NA +1390,First Guy In Line,first guy in line,NA +1391,Eddie Money,eddie money,NA +1392,Jeremiah,jeremiah,NA +1393,Priest,priest,NA +1394,Rappin' Ronnie,rappin ronnie,NA +1395,Voice #1,voice 1,NA +1396,Voice #2,voice 2,NA +1397,Voice #3,voice 3,NA +1398,Voice #4,voice 4,NA +1399,Congregation,congregation,NA +1400,Ernie Ford,ernie ford,NA +1401,Carter,carter,NA +1402,Gomer,gomer,NA +1404,Saxophone,saxophone,NA +1405,Mr. Clean-style Character,mr clean-style character,NA +1406,Goofy Recording,goofy recording,NA +1407,Station Owner,station owner,NA +1408,Dj3000,dj3000,NA +1409,Arboretum Guy,arboretum guy,NA +1410,Small Kid,small kid,NA +1411,MEDIUM-SIZED KID,medium-sized kid,NA +1412,Kid's Mother,kids mother,NA +1414,Grizzled Guy,grizzled guy,NA +1415,Wildlife Man,wildlife man,NA +1416,Ivory Dealer,ivory dealer,NA +1417,Speaker Box,speaker box,NA +1418,GAME SHOW MAN,game show man,NA +1403,Bill Clinton,bill clinton,m +1337,James Woods,james woods,m +1524,Jessica,jessica,f +1370,STILLWATER,stillwater,m +1333,Technician,technician,m +1419,Baby Burns,baby burns,NA +1420,Teenage Burns,teenage burns,NA +1421,Greenpeace Hippie #1,greenpeace hippie 1,NA +1422,Greenpeace Hippie #2,greenpeace hippie 2,NA +1423,Lee Majors,lee majors,NA +1424,Street Urchin,street urchin,NA +1425,Elf,elf,NA +1426,Deprogrammer,deprogrammer,NA +1427,Marge,marge,NA +1428,Lisa,lisa,NA +1429,Homer Actor,homer actor,NA +1430,Marge Actress,marge actress,NA +1431,Lisa Actress,lisa actress,NA +1432,Baby Bart,baby bart,NA +1433,Class,class,NA +1434,Leopold,leopold,NA +1436,Hayseed #1,hayseed 1,NA +1437,Hayseed #2,hayseed 2,NA +1438,Flanders's Beatnik Dad,flanderss beatnik dad,NA +1439,Private,private,NA +1440,Rowdy Soldier,rowdy soldier,NA +1441,Huck,huck,NA +1442,Freddy,freddy,NA +1443,Lincoln Hobo,lincoln hobo,NA +1445,Various Quimbys,various quimbys,NA +1446,French Waiter,french waiter,NA +1447,Quimby's Lawyer,quimbys lawyer,NA +1448,Lunchlady Bart,lunchlady bart,NA +1449,JIMBO JR.,jimbo jr,NA +1450,Jurors,jurors,NA +1451,Monkeys,monkeys,NA +1453,Grampa's Brain,grampas brain,NA +1454,Generation X Guy,generation x guy,NA +1455,Nelson Apparition,nelson apparition,NA +1456,Voice Inside Cake,voice inside cake,NA +1457,Kaiser Wilhelm Guy,kaiser wilhelm guy,NA +1458,Administrator,administrator,NA +1459,SQUEAKY-VOICED TEENAGER,squeaky-voiced teenager,NA +1460,Smithers's Wife,smitherss wife,NA +1461,Carl's Wife,carls wife,NA +1462,Snowball II,snowball ii,NA +1463,Musician,musician,NA +1464,Another Man,another man,NA +1465,Amish Man,amish man,NA +1466,Mob Of Teenagers,mob of teenagers,NA +1467,Last Teenager,last teenager,NA +1468,A Dozen Little Girls,a dozen little girls,NA +1469,George,george,NA +1470,STEWART CHARACTER,stewart character,NA +1471,RAVI,ravi,NA +1472,English Boy,english boy,NA +1473,Police Dept. Machine,police dept machine,NA +1474,Jimmy Stewart Character,jimmy stewart character,NA +1475,Swashbuckler,swashbuckler,NA +1477,Fbi #1,fbi 1,NA +1478,Fbi #2,fbi 2,NA +1479,Professor Taylor,professor taylor,NA +1480,Englishman,englishman,NA +1481,Beekeeper #1,beekeeper 1,NA +1482,Beekeeper #2,beekeeper 2,NA +1483,Üter,Üter,NA +1484,Sherry,sherry,NA +1485,Various Kids,various kids,NA +1486,Radio Preacher,radio preacher,NA +1487,2nd Radio Preacher,2nd radio preacher,NA +1488,3rd Radio Preacher,3rd radio preacher,NA +1489,Engineer,engineer,NA +1490,Waiter #1,waiter 1,NA +1491,Childcare Worker,childcare worker,NA +1492,Little Kid,little kid,NA +1493,Mother #1,mother 1,NA +1494,Childcare Supervisor,childcare supervisor,NA +1495,Pinitchio,pinitchio,NA +1496,Technician #3,technician 3,NA +1497,Loud Speaker,loud speaker,NA +1498,Technician #4,technician 4,NA +1499,French Ticket Taker,french ticket taker,NA +1500,Jingle Singers,jingle singers,NA +1502,Chinese Principal #1,chinese principal 1,NA +1503,Chinese Principal #2,chinese principal 2,NA +1504,Dr. Demento,dr demento,NA +1505,DR. DEMEMTO,dr dememto,NA +1506,Protesters,protesters,NA +1507,Others,others,NA +1509,Big Moose,big moose,NA +1510,Scary Announcer,scary announcer,NA +1511,Kindergarten Teacher,kindergarten teacher,NA +1512,FRED FLINTSTONE,fred flintstone,NA +1513,Shadowy Figure,shadowy figure,NA +1514,Spectators,spectators,NA +1515,Prisoner #1,prisoner 1,NA +1516,Prisoner #2,prisoner 2,NA +1517,GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE'S BRAIN,groundskeeper willies brain,NA +1518,Chorus,chorus,NA +1519,Mr. Peabody,mr peabody,NA +1520,Sherman,sherman,NA +1521,Sloth,sloth,NA +1522,Kid Behind Glass,kid behind glass,NA +1523,Jewish Man,jewish man,NA +1435,Luigi,luigi,m +1452,Old Jewish Man,old jewish man,m +1501,Birch Barlow,birch barlow,m +1444,Auctioneer,auctioneer,m +1476,Allison,allison,f +1525,Trucker #1,trucker 1,NA +1526,Trucker #2,trucker 2,NA +1527,Library Boy,library boy,NA +1528,Various Congregation Members,various congregation members,NA +1529,Car,car,NA +1530,Car #3,car 3,NA +1531,News Announcer,news announcer,NA +1532,Weatherman,weatherman,NA +1533,Gym Teacher,gym teacher,NA +1534,Female Coach,female coach,NA +1535,Justice,justice,NA +1536,Running Man,running man,NA +1537,Hockey Announcer,hockey announcer,NA +1538,Ashley,ashley,NA +1539,Pa,pa,NA +1540,German Gummy Salesman,german gummy salesman,NA +1541,Heavy Woman,heavy woman,NA +1542,Deep Voice,deep voice,NA +1543,Godfrey,godfrey,NA +1544,ROCK BOTTOM ANNOUNCER,rock bottom announcer,NA +1545,Crying Woman,crying woman,NA +1546,Female Host,female host,NA +1547,Ben Announcer,ben announcer,NA +1549,Trainer,trainer,NA +1550,Fox Announcer,fox announcer,NA +1551,Young Babysitter,young babysitter,NA +1552,Dennis Franz,dennis franz,NA +1553,Aussie Reporter,aussie reporter,NA +1554,David Letterman,david letterman,NA +1555,Standup,standup,NA +1556,Teenage Manager,teenage manager,NA +1557,Bike Rider,bike rider,NA +1558,Uncle Doobie,uncle doobie,NA +1559,GOODTIME SLIM,goodtime slim,NA +1560,Colonel Leslie Hapablap,colonel leslie hapablap,NA +1561,Vice President Gore,vice president gore,NA +1562,Kool & the Gang,kool the gang,NA +1563,Desk Clerk,desk clerk,NA +1564,Goony-looking Man,goony-looking man,NA +1565,Cows,cows,NA +1566,John F. Kennedy,john f kennedy,NA +1567,Onlooker,onlooker,NA +1568,Carla,carla,NA +1569,Sam,sam,NA +1570,Norm,norm,NA +1571,Woody,woody,NA +1572,Cliff,cliff,NA +1573,Runway Signaler,runway signaler,NA +1574,Alan,alan,NA +1575,Stewardess,stewardess,NA +1576,Additional Man,additional man,NA +1578,Gramma Bouvier,gramma bouvier,NA +1579,Plumber,plumber,NA +1580,7-Year-Old Homer,7-year-old homer,NA +1581,7-YEAR-OLD-HOMER,7-year-old-homer,NA +1582,Homer Glumpet,homer glumpet,NA +1584,Last Signer,last signer,NA +1585,Innkeeper,innkeeper,NA +1586,Stonecutters,stonecutters,NA +1587,School Kids,school kids,NA +1588,Kid #3,kid 3,NA +1589,Redenbacher,redenbacher,NA +1590,NICHOLSON,nicholson,NA +1591,Mr. T,mr t,NA +1592,BUSH,bush,NA +1593,Knightboat's Partner,knightboats partner,NA +1594,Knightboat,knightboat,NA +1595,Villain,villain,NA +1596,Sperm #1,sperm 1,NA +1597,Sperm #2,sperm 2,NA +1598,"SPERM #3, #4, & #5",sperm 3 4 5,NA +1599,Sperm #40012,sperm 40012,NA +1600,Customers,customers,NA +1601,Various Patrons,various patrons,NA +1602,Pilot #2,pilot 2,NA +1603,Female Astronomer,female astronomer,NA +1604,Ham,ham,NA +1605,Database,database,NA +1606,E-Mail,e-mail,NA +1607,Report Card,report card,NA +1608,SUPERFRIENDS,superfriends,NA +1609,Male Astronomer,male astronomer,NA +1610,Panicked Man,panicked man,NA +1611,Congressman #1,congressman 1,NA +1612,Congressman #2,congressman 2,NA +1613,Congress,congress,NA +1614,Johnny Unitas,johnny unitas,NA +1615,Angelique,angelique,NA +1616,Transport Driver,transport driver,NA +1617,Georgian,georgian,NA +1618,Texan,texan,NA +1619,2nd Texan,2nd texan,NA +1620,Russian,russian,NA +1621,New Englander,new englander,NA +1622,Kid In Crowd,kid in crowd,NA +1623,Krusty Burglar,krusty burglar,NA +1624,Dick Cavett,dick cavett,NA +1625,Plastic Surgeon,plastic surgeon,NA +1626,Don Vitorio,don vitorio,NA +1627,Gangsters,gangsters,NA +1628,Second Scientist,second scientist,NA +1629,Translator,translator,NA +1630,Dictator,dictator,NA +1631,Elderly Nazi,elderly nazi,NA +1632,Gus,gus,NA +1633,Prime Minister,prime minister,NA +1583,Number One,number one,m +1635,Shiva,shiva,NA +1636,Bullfrog,bullfrog,NA +1637,Sentry,sentry,NA +1638,Ambassador,ambassador,NA +1639,Australian,australian,NA +1640,All Legislators,all legislators,NA +1641,Bullfrogs,bullfrogs,NA +1642,Australians,australians,NA +1643,Bart's Fist,barts fist,NA +1644,Lender,lender,NA +1645,Ballet Teacher,ballet teacher,NA +1646,Mel Brooks,mel brooks,NA +1647,Head Rabbi,head rabbi,NA +1648,Back-up Rabbis,back-up rabbis,NA +1649,Man In Background,man in background,NA +1650,Japanese Man,japanese man,NA +1651,Japanese Woman,japanese woman,NA +1652,Person,person,NA +1654,Charles Bronson,charles bronson,NA +1655,Man In Audience,man in audience,NA +1656,New York Pilot,new york pilot,NA +1657,Spielbergo,spielbergo,NA +1658,Jay's Stomach,jays stomach,NA +1659,Actor #1,actor 1,NA +1660,Actor #3,actor 3,NA +1661,Villagers,villagers,NA +1662,BEN HUR,ben hur,NA +1663,EUDORA WELTY,eudora welty,NA +1664,Fortune Teller,fortune teller,NA +1665,FORTUNE-TELLER,fortune-teller,NA +1666,Student In Jeans,student in jeans,NA +1667,Moustached Man,moustached man,NA +1668,Mrs. Parkfield,mrs parkfield,NA +1669,Mr. Parkfield,mr parkfield,NA +1670,Eldred,eldred,NA +1671,Other Player,other player,NA +1672,Adult Nelson,adult nelson,NA +1673,NELSON JR.,nelson jr,NA +1674,Aged Krusty,aged krusty,NA +1675,Cable Announcer,cable announcer,NA +1676,Pet Store Man,pet store man,NA +1677,DRILL SGT.,drill sgt,NA +1678,Irs Agent,irs agent,NA +1679,Fat Cheeked Housekeeper,fat cheeked housekeeper,NA +1680,Ticket Lady,ticket lady,NA +1681,Shelbyville Principal,shelbyville principal,NA +1682,Enemy Soldier #1,enemy soldier 1,NA +1683,Enemy Soldier #2,enemy soldier 2,NA +1684,Soldier #3,soldier 3,NA +1685,Soldier #4,soldier 4,NA +1686,Ring Girl,ring girl,NA +1687,Tape Recorder,tape recorder,NA +1688,Tutor,tutor,NA +1689,Onlooker #1,onlooker 1,NA +1690,Opponent #1,opponent 1,NA +1691,Opponent #2,opponent 2,NA +1692,Opponent #3,opponent 3,NA +1693,Parents,parents,NA +1694,Tiny Student,tiny student,NA +1695,All Students,all students,NA +1696,Old Jazz Musician,old jazz musician,NA +1697,Store Clerk,store clerk,NA +1698,Rudi,rudi,NA +1699,Bart Butterfly,bart butterfly,NA +1700,Lion's Head,lions head,NA +1701,Darth,darth,NA +1702,Black Man,black man,NA +1703,Shill,shill,NA +1704,News Vendor,news vendor,NA +1705,Psychotic Guy,psychotic guy,NA +1706,Hairdresser,hairdresser,NA +1707,Players,players,NA +1708,Sinister Man,sinister man,NA +1709,Henchman,henchman,NA +1710,1st Tourist,1st tourist,NA +1711,2nd Tourist,2nd tourist,NA +1712,Outfielder,outfielder,NA +1713,Shelby,shelby,NA +1714,Backpack Kid,backpack kid,NA +1715,Shelbyville Kids,shelbyville kids,NA +1716,Springfield,springfield,NA +1717,Shelbyville,shelbyville,NA +1718,Tough Kid,tough kid,NA +1719,Dads,dads,NA +1720,Bigger Kid,bigger kid,NA +1721,1st Kid,1st kid,NA +1722,2nd Kid,2nd kid,NA +1723,Gas Station Attendant,gas station attendant,NA +1724,Second Customer,second customer,NA +1725,Shelbyvillers,shelbyvillers,NA +1726,Groundskeeper Wilma,groundskeeper wilma,NA +1727,Tow Truck Man,tow truck man,NA +1728,Shelbyville Grampa,shelbyville grampa,NA +1729,Prendergast,prendergast,NA +1730,Guillermo,guillermo,NA +1731,Tito Puente,tito puente,NA +1732,High School Student,high school student,NA +1733,Roughneck,roughneck,NA +1734,Veterinarian,veterinarian,NA +1735,Nelson's Parrot,nelsons parrot,NA +1736,All Teachers,all teachers,NA +1737,Male Inspector,male inspector,NA +1738,Female Inspector,female inspector,NA +1739,Other Old People,other old people,NA +1740,Imaginary Burns #1,imaginary burns 1,NA +1741,Imaginary Burns #2,imaginary burns 2,NA +1742,Imaginary Burns #3,imaginary burns 3,NA +1743,Ten Imaginary Burnses,ten imaginary burnses,NA +1744,Elderly Guard,elderly guard,NA +1745,Smithers's Brain,smitherss brain,NA +1746,SUPER-VILLAIN,super-villain,NA +1747,Teenage Employee,teenage employee,NA +1748,Pigeon,pigeon,NA +1749,Police Dispatcher,police dispatcher,NA +1750,Old Board Member,old board member,NA +1752,Scoutmaster,scoutmaster,NA +1753,Different Announcers,different announcers,NA +1754,Casting Lady,casting lady,NA +1755,Teamster,teamster,NA +1756,Dialogue Coach,dialogue coach,NA +1758,Movie Prop Guy,movie prop guy,NA +1759,Estonian Dwarf,estonian dwarf,NA +1760,Prop Guy,prop guy,NA +1761,Editor,editor,NA +1762,Spirograph Man,spirograph man,NA +1763,Mickey Rooney,mickey rooney,NA +1764,Helicopter Pilot,helicopter pilot,NA +1765,SHALLOW-LOOKING HOLLYWOODITE,shallow-looking hollywoodite,NA +1766,Bentley Salesman,bentley salesman,NA +1767,Head Lice,head lice,NA +1768,Bully Girls,bully girls,NA +1769,Old Mafia Guy,old mafia guy,NA +1771,Officer Noble,officer noble,NA +1772,FROM SPEAKER,from speaker,NA +1773,Father In Burlap Sack,father in burlap sack,NA +1774,Crow,crow,NA +1775,Pre-Teen Hibbert Kid,pre-teen hibbert kid,NA +1776,Little Hibbert Girl,little hibbert girl,NA +1777,Teenage Hibbert Boy,teenage hibbert boy,NA +1778,Barney-Shaped Form,barney-shaped form,NA +1779,Jinglers,jinglers,NA +1780,SHERRI/TERRI/THEIR SOULS,sherriterritheir souls,NA +1781,NELSON/HIS SOUL,nelsonhis soul,NA +1782,MARTIN'S SOUL,martins soul,NA +1783,Unctuous Waiter,unctuous waiter,NA +1784,Figure,figure,NA +1785,SHERRI/TERRI,sherriterri,NA +1786,VERY CUTE LITTLE GIRL,very cute little girl,NA +1787,Raving Derelict,raving derelict,NA +1788,Nana Van Houten,nana van houten,NA +1789,Wolf,wolf,NA +1790,Pigs,pigs,NA +1791,Papa Bear,papa bear,NA +1792,Mama Bear,mama bear,NA +1793,Baby Bear,baby bear,NA +1794,Mother Goose,mother goose,NA +1795,100 Flanderses,100 flanderses,NA +1796,Jose Flanders,jose flanders,NA +1797,Thistlewick Flanders,thistlewick flanders,NA +1798,Lamb,lamb,NA +1799,MS. HOOVER,ms hoover,NA +1800,Worm,worm,NA +1801,Child Voice,child voice,NA +1802,Linda McCartney,linda mccartney,NA +1803,Paul McCartney,paul mccartney,NA +1804,Lard Lad,lard lad,NA +1805,College Students,college students,NA +1806,Store Owner,store owner,NA +1807,Mr. Van Brunt,mr van brunt,NA +1808,Paul Anka,paul anka,NA +1809,Kindergarten Kids,kindergarten kids,NA +1810,All Parents,all parents,NA +1811,Homer's Mouth,homers mouth,NA +1812,Muscular Guy,muscular guy,NA +1813,Glamorous Woman,glamorous woman,NA +1814,Rugged Man,rugged man,NA +1815,Moviegoer,moviegoer,NA +1816,Ice Cream Man,ice cream man,NA +1817,Worker #3,worker 3,NA +1818,Line Man,line man,NA +1819,County Clerk,county clerk,NA +1820,Grave-digger,grave-digger,NA +1821,Howard Cosell,howard cosell,NA +1822,Protestors,protestors,NA +1823,Student Wiggum,student wiggum,NA +1824,Dennis Hopper,dennis hopper,NA +1825,Postal Clerk,postal clerk,NA +1826,Postal Clerk #2,postal clerk 2,NA +1827,Van Driver,van driver,NA +1828,Enraged Prisoner,enraged prisoner,NA +1829,Teenage Girl,teenage girl,NA +1830,Tv Audience,tv audience,NA +1831,AIRMAN AT THE GATE,airman at the gate,NA +1832,Very Normal Prisoner,very normal prisoner,NA +1833,Another Prisoner,another prisoner,NA +1834,Airman Tour Guide,airman tour guide,NA +1835,M.P.,mp,NA +1836,ENTIRE AUDIENCE,entire audience,NA +1837,Loudspeaker,loudspeaker,NA +1838,Airman At Gate,airman at gate,NA +1839,Airman With Pistol,airman with pistol,NA +1840,Airman In Tank,airman in tank,NA +1841,Matt Groening,matt groening,NA +1842,Network Executive #1,network executive 1,NA +1843,Network Executive #2,network executive 2,NA +1751,Producer,producer,m +1844,Supervillain,supervillain,NA +1845,Bont,bont,NA +1846,Indian Woman,indian woman,NA +1847,Bare-chested Man,bare-chested man,NA +1848,Richard Simmons Robot,richard simmons robot,NA +1849,Carolers,carolers,NA +1850,Rich Suburban Mom,rich suburban mom,NA +1851,SPOILED LITTLE BOY,spoiled little boy,NA +1852,Gavin,gavin,NA +1853,Mario,mario,NA +1854,"""Mario"" #2",mario 2,NA +1855,Donkey Kong,donkey kong,NA +1856,Lee Carvallo,lee carvallo,NA +1857,Sonic the Hedgehog,sonic the hedgehog,NA +1859,Answering Machine,answering machine,NA +1860,Mangy Santa,mangy santa,NA +1861,Quimby #2,quimby 2,NA +1862,Quimbys,quimbys,NA +1863,Bowling Clerk,bowling clerk,NA +1864,Nurselady Doris,nurselady doris,NA +1865,Sportscaster #2,sportscaster 2,NA +1866,Guy In Crowd,guy in crowd,NA +1869,GEORGE BUSH & FLANDERS,george bush flanders,NA +1870,Teenage Kid,teenage kid,NA +1871,HOMER AND BART,homer and bart,NA +1872,Elks,elks,NA +1873,GORBACHEV,gorbachev,NA +1874,Gerald Ford,gerald ford,NA +1877,Simpsons,simpsons,NA +1878,Women,women,NA +1879,Dorothy Parker-ish Socialite,dorothy parker-ish socialite,NA +1880,Patricia,patricia,NA +1881,Roberta,roberta,NA +1882,Brittany Brockman,brittany brockman,NA +1883,Tom Kite,tom kite,NA +1884,Saleslady,saleslady,NA +1885,Mr. Dewey,mr dewey,NA +1886,Bank Employee,bank employee,NA +1887,Teller #2,teller 2,NA +1888,Cayman Islands Bank Guy,cayman islands bank guy,NA +1889,Chief Agent,chief agent,NA +1890,2ND IRS AGENT,2nd irs agent,NA +1891,Phone Bid Taker,phone bid taker,NA +1892,Man's Voice,mans voice,NA +1893,Bob Newhart,bob newhart,NA +1894,GLOBAL POSITIONING SYSTEM,global positioning system,NA +1895,Pioneers,pioneers,NA +1896,Troy-jebediah,troy-jebediah,NA +1897,Fatherly Pioneer,fatherly pioneer,NA +1898,Mechanical Voice,mechanical voice,NA +1900,Committee Members,committee members,NA +1901,Sprüngfeld,sprüngfeld,NA +1902,Betsy Ross,betsy ross,NA +1903,Corporate Type,corporate type,NA +1904,Skull,skull,NA +1905,Sharpshooter,sharpshooter,NA +1906,Employees,employees,NA +1907,Mrs. Burns,mrs burns,NA +1908,Middle-aged Man,middle-aged man,NA +1909,Brinkley,brinkley,NA +1910,Suzanne Somers,suzanne somers,NA +1913,Courtroom Spectators,courtroom spectators,NA +1914,Amendment,amendment,NA +1915,Congressman,congressman,NA +1916,Mob Of Amendments,mob of amendments,NA +1917,Crazy Amendment,crazy amendment,NA +1918,Lester,lester,NA +1919,Miss Piggy,miss piggy,NA +1920,Sir Kermit,sir kermit,NA +1921,Paparazzo,paparazzo,NA +1922,PHONE VOICE,phone voice,NA +1924,Diners,diners,NA +1925,Obnoxious Diner,obnoxious diner,NA +1926,TROY/ONSCREEN TROY,troyonscreen troy,NA +1927,Male Co-host,male co-host,NA +1928,Female Co-host,female co-host,NA +1929,Ape,ape,NA +1930,Ape #2,ape 2,NA +1931,Chorus Of Ape Elders,chorus of ape elders,NA +1932,Ape Nurse,ape nurse,NA +1933,Dr. Zaius,dr zaius,NA +1934,Jub-Jub,jub-jub,NA +1935,Ticketing Agent,ticketing agent,NA +1936,Crackerman,crackerman,NA +1937,Other Traders,other traders,NA +1938,Angry Dad,angry dad,NA +1939,Deranged-looking Hitchhiker,deranged-looking hitchhiker,NA +1940,Andy Williams,andy williams,NA +1941,Commanding-voiced Man,commanding-voiced man,NA +1942,Proprietor,proprietor,NA +1943,Al Gore Doll,al gore doll,NA +1944,Pawn Shop Clerk,pawn shop clerk,NA +1945,Chinese Doctor,chinese doctor,NA +1946,Oak Ridge Engineer,oak ridge engineer,NA +1947,Review Board Members,review board members,NA +1948,Review Board Chairman,review board chairman,NA +1875,Brandine Del Roy,brandine del roy,f +1899,HURLBUT,hurlbut,m +1867,Disco Stu,disco stu,m +1911,Chester Lampwick,chester lampwick,m +1923,Macarthur Parker,macarthur parker,m +1858,Detective,detective,m +1876,Evelyn,evelyn,f +1949,Señora Bumblebee Man,señora bumblebee man,NA +1950,Twangy Singers,twangy singers,NA +1951,Very Tall Man,very tall man,NA +1952,Grampa Van Houten,grampa van houten,NA +1953,Judge Grandfather,judge grandfather,NA +1954,VIDAL,vidal,NA +1955,Voice On Intercom,voice on intercom,NA +1956,Phony Homer,phony homer,NA +1957,Phony Marge,phony marge,NA +1958,Iggy Wiggum,iggy wiggum,NA +1959,Sheldon Skinner,sheldon skinner,NA +1960,Arnie Gumble,arnie gumble,NA +1961,Ox,ox,NA +1962,Platoon,platoon,NA +1963,Etch,etch,NA +1964,ROD/TODD,rodtodd,NA +1965,State Dept. Man #1,state dept man 1,NA +1966,State Dept. Man #2,state dept man 2,NA +1967,Von Wörtzenburger,von wörtzenburger,NA +1968,VON WÖRTZENURGER,von wÖrtzenurger,NA +1969,GREAT GRAMPA,great grampa,NA +1970,Great Grampa Simpson,great grampa simpson,NA +1971,GREAT GRAMMA SIMPSON,great gramma simpson,NA +1972,Apu's Father,apus father,NA +1973,Apu's Mother,apus mother,NA +1974,Young Apu,young apu,NA +1976,Young Frink,young frink,NA +1977,Tom Cruise,tom cruise,NA +1978,Nicole Kidman,nicole kidman,NA +1979,I.N.S. AGENT,ins agent,NA +1980,Radio,radio,NA +1981,Sales Teen,sales teen,NA +1982,First Cool Guy,first cool guy,NA +1983,All Other Guys,all other guys,NA +1984,Second Girl,second girl,NA +1985,Ticket,ticket,NA +1986,Blockhead,blockhead,NA +1987,B-Real,b-real,NA +1988,Sales Kid,sales kid,NA +1989,Sour Kid,sour kid,NA +1990,Many Kids,many kids,NA +1991,Sour Kid #2,sour kid 2,NA +1992,Sour Girl,sour girl,NA +1993,Peter Frampton,peter frampton,NA +1994,Billy Corgan,billy corgan,NA +1995,Sonic Youth,sonic youth,NA +1996,Cypress Hill,cypress hill,NA +1997,Smashing Pumpkins,smashing pumpkins,NA +1998,First Gen-x Kid,first gen-x kid,NA +1999,Second Gen-x Kid,second gen-x kid,NA +2001,Jimmy Chamberlin,jimmy chamberlin,NA +2002,James Iha,james iha,NA +2003,DJ Muggs,dj muggs,NA +2004,London Orchestra Guy,london orchestra guy,NA +2005,FRAMPTON'S GUITAR,framptons guitar,NA +2006,Otto's Left Shoe,ottos left shoe,NA +2007,Otto's Right Shoe,ottos right shoe,NA +2008,Thurston Moore,thurston moore,NA +2009,Steve Shelley,steve shelley,NA +2010,Lee Ranaldo,lee ranaldo,NA +2011,Kim Gordon,kim gordon,NA +2012,Sen-Dog,sen-dog,NA +2013,Ice Cream Truck Supervisor,ice cream truck supervisor,NA +2014,Nerdy Girl,nerdy girl,NA +2015,OTHER NERDY GIRL,other nerdy girl,NA +2016,Pippi Longstocking,pippi longstocking,NA +2017,Eustace Tilley,eustace tilley,NA +2018,Alice,alice,NA +2019,COOL KID VOICE,cool kid voice,NA +2020,COOL GIRL VOICE,cool girl voice,NA +2021,Rick,rick,NA +2022,Erin,erin,NA +2023,Apu II,apu ii,NA +2024,Something,something,NA +2025,"Hulking, Shambling Figure",hulking shambling figure,NA +2026,Hugo,hugo,NA +2027,Prof. Mini-Frink,prof mini-frink,NA +2028,Notable,notable,NA +2029,Fat Man,fat man,NA +2030,Dole,dole,NA +2031,Committee Staff,committee staff,NA +2032,Clinton,clinton,NA +2033,KODOS-CLINTON,kodos-clinton,NA +2034,KANG-DOLE,kang-dole,NA +2035,Spokesman,spokesman,NA +2036,SECRET SERVICEMAN,secret serviceman,NA +2037,Man In Crowd,man in crowd,NA +2038,Alien Crier,alien crier,NA +2039,Businesswoman,businesswoman,NA +2041,Technicians,technicians,NA +2042,Student In Sunglasses,student in sunglasses,NA +2043,Milhouse,milhouse,NA +2044,Mr. Doyle,mr doyle,NA +2045,Leg-up Kid,leg-up kid,NA +2046,2nd Leg-up Kid,2nd leg-up kid,NA +2047,3RD LEG-UP KID,3rd leg-up kid,NA +2048,Leg-up Teacher,leg-up teacher,NA +2049,Rest Of Class,rest of class,NA +2050,Mrs. Owl,mrs owl,NA +2051,U.N. Member,un member,NA +2052,2nd U.N. Member,2nd un member,NA +2053,Jumpsuited Guy,jumpsuited guy,NA +3001,Duncan,duncan,NA +2040,Hank Scorpio,hank scorpio,m +2000,D'arcy,darcy,f +2054,Record/children,recordchildren,NA +2055,Computer,computer,NA +2056,Messenger,messenger,NA +2057,Mall Announcer,mall announcer,NA +2058,Indian #1,indian 1,NA +2059,Indian #2,indian 2,NA +2060,Microchip Voice,microchip voice,NA +2061,Jimbo's Dad,jimbos dad,NA +2062,Dolph's Dad,dolphs dad,NA +2063,Kearney's Dad,kearneys dad,NA +2064,LUCIUS,lucius,NA +2066,Prisoners,prisoners,NA +2067,Questioner #1,questioner 1,NA +2068,Questioner #2,questioner 2,NA +2069,Questioner #3,questioner 3,NA +2070,PAROLE BOARD MEMBERS,parole board members,NA +2071,T-shirt Vendor,t-shirt vendor,NA +2072,Michael Buffer,michael buffer,NA +2073,Fan Man,fan man,NA +2074,Park Ranger,park ranger,NA +2075,Tour Group,tour group,NA +2076,Old Preppie,old preppie,NA +2077,Willy Loman,willy loman,NA +2078,Wealthy Dowager,wealthy dowager,NA +2079,Male Admissions Officer,male admissions officer,NA +2080,Female Admissions Officer,female admissions officer,NA +2081,Costume Shop Clerk,costume shop clerk,NA +2082,Child's Voice,childs voice,NA +2083,Simulated Homer,simulated homer,NA +2084,Starlet,starlet,NA +2085,Sports Announcer,sports announcer,NA +2086,Dancer #1,dancer 1,NA +2088,Rusty,rusty,NA +2089,Bernice Hibbert,bernice hibbert,NA +2090,Dancer #2,dancer 2,NA +2091,BELLE/DANCERS,belledancers,NA +2092,Townsmen Chorus,townsmen chorus,NA +2093,Marge's Dummy,marges dummy,NA +2094,Hibbert Family,hibbert family,NA +2095,"Kearney, Jr.",kearney jr,NA +2096,Single Man,single man,NA +2097,Cracker Executive,cracker executive,NA +2098,Chase,chase,NA +2099,Starla,starla,NA +2100,Flashback Homer,flashback homer,NA +2101,Flashback Marge,flashback marge,NA +2102,COMBO FRONTMAN,combo frontman,NA +2103,Bandmembers,bandmembers,NA +2104,Homer's Recording,homers recording,NA +2105,Milhouse's Thoughts,milhouses thoughts,NA +2106,Paramedic,paramedic,NA +2107,Nelson's Brain,nelsons brain,NA +2108,National Guardsman,national guardsman,NA +2109,Main Title Singers,main title singers,NA +2110,Prison Officials,prison officials,NA +2111,Citizens,citizens,NA +2112,Older Nurse,older nurse,NA +2114,Young Ned,young ned,NA +2115,Young Dr. Foster,young dr foster,NA +2116,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.",nedward flanders sr,NA +2117,Mona Flanders,mona flanders,NA +2118,Crazy Man,crazy man,NA +2119,Jay Sherman,jay sherman,NA +2120,Various Onlookers,various onlookers,NA +2121,Coyote,coyote,NA +2122,Furniture Salesman,furniture salesman,NA +2123,First Mate,first mate,NA +2124,Leonard Nimoy,leonard nimoy,NA +2125,Video Arcade Man,video arcade man,NA +2126,Kevin Costner Voice,kevin costner voice,NA +2127,Guilty Man,guilty man,NA +2128,Fox Mulder,fox mulder,NA +2129,Dana Scully,dana scully,NA +2130,Alf,alf,NA +2131,MARVIN-THE-MARTIAN-TYPE,marvin-the-martian-type,NA +2132,Whale,whale,NA +2133,Frog #1,frog 1,NA +2134,Frog #2,frog 2,NA +2135,Frog #3,frog 3,NA +2136,alligator,alligator,NA +2137,Hot Dog Stand Guy,hot dog stand guy,NA +2138,SMITHERS',smithers,NA +2139,NICK RIVIERA,nick riviera,NA +2140,Motivational Man,motivational man,NA +2141,Picture Man,picture man,NA +2142,Pita Saleswoman,pita saleswoman,NA +2143,Investorettes,investorettes,NA +2144,Frank Ormand,frank ormand,NA +2145,1st Sportscaster,1st sportscaster,NA +2146,Entire Stadium,entire stadium,NA +2147,2nd Sportscaster,2nd sportscaster,NA +2148,Mobster,mobster,NA +2149,Little Yakuza,little yakuza,NA +2150,Yakuza,yakuza,NA +2151,1st Panicked Employee,1st panicked employee,NA +2152,2nd Panicked Employee,2nd panicked employee,NA +2153,Ranger,ranger,NA +2154,Smokey Bear,smokey bear,NA +2155,Smithers's Echo,smitherss echo,NA +2156,John Muir,john muir,NA +2157,Drunk Man,drunk man,NA +2158,McFadden,mcfadden,NA +2113,Dr. Foster,dr foster,m +2087,Belle,belle,f +2159,Mr. Burns's Thoughts,mr burnss thoughts,NA +2160,Family,family,NA +2161,FORD,ford,NA +2162,Older Woman,older woman,NA +2163,Elderly Woman,elderly woman,NA +2164,Nanny,nanny,NA +2166,Fidgety Lieutenant,fidgety lieutenant,NA +2167,Quentin Tarantino,quentin tarantino,NA +2168,Moderator,moderator,NA +2169,Writer #1,writer 1,NA +2170,Writer #3,writer 3,NA +2171,Writing Staff,writing staff,NA +2172,Head Animator,head animator,NA +2173,Roy,roy,NA +2174,David Cohen,david cohen,NA +2175,Sound Engineer,sound engineer,NA +2176,June,june,NA +2177,Nerd In Audience,nerd in audience,NA +2178,Theme Singers,theme singers,NA +2179,Very Deep Voice,very deep voice,NA +2180,Poochie,poochie,NA +2181,Hip Saleswoman,hip saleswoman,NA +2182,100 Workers,100 workers,NA +2183,Buffed Worker,buffed worker,NA +2184,Worker In Crowd,worker in crowd,NA +2185,Convicts,convicts,NA +2186,Fat Convict,fat convict,NA +2188,Sideshow Bob's Brain,sideshow bobs brain,NA +2189,1986 Cecil,1986 cecil,NA +2190,1986 BOB,1986 bob,NA +2191,1986 Krusty,1986 krusty,NA +2192,EVERYONE BUT BOB AND CECIL,everyone but bob and cecil,NA +2193,Cousin Merl,cousin merl,NA +2194,Man In Lower Outhouse,man in lower outhouse,NA +2195,Comedy Nurse,comedy nurse,NA +2196,Distressed Yuppie,distressed yuppie,NA +2197,Young Italian Man #1,young italian man 1,NA +2198,Limo Driver,limo driver,NA +2199,Emergency Operator,emergency operator,NA +2200,Irish Cops,irish cops,NA +2201,Drunken Revelers,drunken revelers,NA +2202,Shocked Old Woman,shocked old woman,NA +2203,Bar Crowd,bar crowd,NA +2204,Temperance Women,temperance women,NA +2205,Very Old Clerk,very old clerk,NA +2206,Councilmen,councilmen,NA +2207,Head Of Duff,head of duff,NA +2208,Quimby's Aide,quimbys aide,NA +2210,"HOMER, MARGE AND BART",homer marge and bart,NA +2211,Helpful Clerk,helpful clerk,NA +2212,Voice In Crowd,voice in crowd,NA +2213,Magician,magician,NA +2214,Cafeteria Worker,cafeteria worker,NA +2215,Computerized Japanese Voice,computerized japanese voice,NA +2216,Laddie,laddie,NA +2217,Credit Representative,credit representative,NA +2218,Repo Goon #2,repo goon 2,NA +2219,Heiress,heiress,NA +2220,Lumley,lumley,NA +2221,Distant Voice,distant voice,NA +2222,FIRE-STOKER,fire-stoker,NA +2223,Tommy,tommy,NA +2224,Mitchell,mitchell,NA +2225,Stockbroker,stockbroker,NA +2226,ADVISORS & SMITHERS,advisors smithers,NA +2227,Real Estate Agent,real estate agent,NA +2228,"Bret ""The Hitman"" Hart",bret the hitman hart,NA +2229,Shrieking Sheik,shrieking sheik,NA +2230,Activity Coordinator,activity coordinator,NA +2231,Female Resident,female resident,NA +2232,Male Resident,male resident,NA +2233,Several Residents,several residents,NA +2234,Hospital Intercom,hospital intercom,NA +2235,Test Blast Announcer,test blast announcer,NA +2236,Nearby Patient,nearby patient,NA +2237,P.A. SYSTEM,pa system,NA +2238,Young Flanders,young flanders,NA +2239,Young Lovejoy,young lovejoy,NA +2240,Japanese Worker #1,japanese worker 1,NA +2241,St. Eleutherius,st eleutherius,NA +2242,St. Bartholomew,st bartholomew,NA +2243,St. Lucian,st lucian,NA +2244,St. Donickus,st donickus,NA +2245,Japanese Businessman,japanese businessman,NA +2246,Mr. Sparkle,mr sparkle,NA +2247,UNDERWATER GIRLS #1 & #2,underwater girls 1 2,NA +2248,UNDERWATER GIRL #3,underwater girl 3,NA +2249,Sumo Wrestlers,sumo wrestlers,NA +2250,Japanese Announcer,japanese announcer,NA +2251,Donny,donny,NA +2252,Baboon,baboon,NA +2253,Japanese Tourist,japanese tourist,NA +2254,Zookeeper,zookeeper,NA +2255,Baboons,baboons,NA +2257,City Employee,city employee,NA +2258,Portly Chef,portly chef,NA +2259,Big Daddy,big daddy,NA +2260,Scary Huge-headed Figure,scary huge-headed figure,NA +2261,Betty,betty,NA +2187,Cecil Terwilliger,cecil terwilliger,m +2165,SHARY,shary,f +2209,Rex Banner,rex banner,m +2262,BETTY & MOE,betty moe,NA +2263,MOE & BETTY,moe betty,NA +2264,Tim Conway,tim conway,NA +2265,Ozmodiar,ozmodiar,NA +2266,OSMODIAR AND TROY,osmodiar and troy,NA +2267,Adlai Stevenson,adlai stevenson,NA +2268,Parrots,parrots,NA +2270,Cadet,cadet,NA +2271,Cadet Larsen,cadet larsen,NA +2272,Cadet Franklin,cadet franklin,NA +2273,Cadet Platt,cadet platt,NA +2274,Cadets,cadets,NA +2275,CADET ANDERSEN,cadet andersen,NA +2276,Cadet Anderson,cadet anderson,NA +2278,Cheerleaders,cheerleaders,NA +2279,Hasidic Man,hasidic man,NA +2280,Immigrants,immigrants,NA +2281,OFFICE WORKER IN TOWER ONE,office worker in tower one,NA +2282,OFFICE WORKER IN TOWER TWO,office worker in tower two,NA +2283,Undershirt Guy,undershirt guy,NA +2284,Dmv Recording,dmv recording,NA +2285,Gruff Voice,gruff voice,NA +2286,Crazy Guy,crazy guy,NA +2287,Fireworks Vendor,fireworks vendor,NA +2288,Society Matron,society matron,NA +2289,Alfred E. Neuman,alfred e neuman,NA +2290,Angry Cab Driver,angry cab driver,NA +2291,Bike Messenger,bike messenger,NA +2292,Song On Radio,song on radio,NA +2293,Jury Member #1,jury member 1,NA +2294,Jury Member #2,jury member 2,NA +2295,Jury Chorus,jury chorus,NA +2296,Mr. Cleary,mr cleary,NA +2297,Staff/patients,staffpatients,NA +2298,Construction Worker,construction worker,NA +2299,Picnickers,picnickers,NA +2300,Carriage Driver,carriage driver,NA +2301,Student Choir,student choir,NA +2302,Stranger,stranger,NA +2305,Young Armin,young armin,NA +2306,Frog,frog,NA +2307,Krusty,krusty,NA +2308,Asian Boy,asian boy,NA +2309,Young Barney,young barney,NA +2310,Little Girls,little girls,NA +2311,Headmistress,headmistress,NA +2312,Man At Bar,man at bar,NA +2313,French President,french president,NA +2314,Mutant Sideshow Mel,mutant sideshow mel,NA +2315,Mutant Dr. Hibbert,mutant dr hibbert,NA +2316,Mutant Moe,mutant moe,NA +2317,Mutant Skinner,mutant skinner,NA +2318,Mutant Burns,mutant burns,NA +2319,Mutant Lenny,mutant lenny,NA +2320,Mutants,mutants,NA +2321,Mutant Wiggum,mutant wiggum,NA +2322,MUTANT FLANDERS,mutant flanders,NA +2323,MUTANT MEL/SKINNER/MOE/BURNS/WIGGUM,mutant melskinnermoeburnswiggum,NA +2324,Creature,creature,NA +2325,Fly-head,fly-head,NA +2326,Governor Quimby,governor quimby,NA +2327,Constable Wiggum,constable wiggum,NA +2328,Goodman Skinner,goodman skinner,NA +2329,Goodman Flanders,goodman flanders,NA +2330,Pastor Lovejoy,pastor lovejoy,NA +2331,Goodman Moe,goodman moe,NA +2332,Goody Krabappel,goody krabappel,NA +2333,Goodman Lenny,goodman lenny,NA +2334,Snowman Eddie,snowman eddie,NA +2335,Princess Lou,princess lou,NA +2336,Goody Maude,goody maude,NA +2337,Pelé,pelé,NA +2338,Foreign Announcer,foreign announcer,NA +2339,Soccer Hooligans,soccer hooligans,NA +2340,Soccer Hooligan,soccer hooligan,NA +2341,Security Salesman,security salesman,NA +2342,Gun Clerk,gun clerk,NA +2343,Hooker,hooker,NA +2344,Muffled Voice,muffled voice,NA +2345,Team,team,NA +2346,Roy Firestone,roy firestone,NA +2347,Teenage Smithers,teenage smithers,NA +2348,MIDDLE-AGE GRAMPA,middle-age grampa,NA +2349,Teenage Lenny,teenage lenny,NA +2351,Joe Namath,joe namath,NA +2352,Other Players,other players,NA +2353,HANK,hank,NA +2354,Female Voices,female voices,NA +2355,Female Crowd Members,female crowd members,NA +2356,Manjula's Mother,manjulas mother,NA +2357,Siegfried,siegfried,NA +2358,Guests,guests,NA +2359,Ganesh,ganesh,NA +2360,Burly Guest,burly guest,NA +2361,Indian Singers,indian singers,NA +2362,Mall Executive,mall executive,NA +2363,Pr Man,pr man,NA +2364,Caveman,caveman,NA +2365,Stephen Jay Gould,stephen jay gould,NA +2277,Duffman,duffman,m +2304,Armin,armin,m +2269,Commandant,commandant,m +2303,Sgt. Skinner,sgt skinner,m +2366,SOUTH AMERICAN BIDDER,south american bidder,NA +2367,Johnny D,johnny d,NA +2368,City Clerk,city clerk,NA +2370,Cookie,cookie,NA +2371,Assorted Agents,assorted agents,NA +2372,Lionel Hutz's Head,lionel hutzs head,NA +2373,Female Victim,female victim,NA +2374,Other Realtors,other realtors,NA +2375,Dove,dove,NA +2376,Shopper,shopper,NA +2377,Cheerleader,cheerleader,NA +2378,Toy,toy,NA +2379,Patches,patches,NA +2380,Poor Violet,poor violet,NA +2381,Sullen Teen,sullen teen,NA +2382,Sean,sean,NA +2383,Alex Trebek,alex trebek,NA +2384,Goon #1,goon 1,NA +2385,Hombre,hombre,NA +2386,Clint Eastwood,clint eastwood,NA +2387,Townspeople Chorus,townspeople chorus,NA +2388,Lee Marvin,lee marvin,NA +2389,Female Chorus,female chorus,NA +2390,SECOND FEMALE CHORUS,second female chorus,NA +2391,Kids On Ride,kids on ride,NA +2392,Carny,carny,NA +2393,Dracula Voice,dracula voice,NA +2394,Maintenance Man,maintenance man,NA +2395,Game Announcer,game announcer,NA +2397,Spud,spud,NA +2398,Performer,performer,NA +2399,Camel,camel,NA +2400,Fantastic Dan,fantastic dan,NA +2401,Passengers,passengers,NA +2402,Hari Krishna,hari krishna,NA +2403,Christian,christian,NA +2404,Jane,jane,NA +2406,Movementarians,movementarians,NA +2407,Don,don,NA +2408,Homer's Stomach,homers stomach,NA +2409,Homer's Feet,homers feet,NA +2410,Leader,leader,NA +2411,THE LEADER,the leader,NA +2412,Noah,noah,NA +2413,Singing Children,singing children,NA +2414,Chinese Sailor #1,chinese sailor 1,NA +2415,Chinese Sailor #2,chinese sailor 2,NA +2416,Bill Gates,bill gates,NA +2417,James Earl Jones,james earl jones,NA +2418,Volunteer,volunteer,NA +2419,Steven Wright,steven wright,NA +2420,Bobcat Goldthwaite,bobcat goldthwaite,NA +2421,JANEANE,janeane,NA +2422,Bruce Baum,bruce baum,NA +2423,COMPUTER ON STOOL,computer on stool,NA +2424,Comics,comics,NA +2425,Mr. Teeny,mr teeny,NA +2426,Businessman #1,businessman 1,NA +2427,Businessman #2,businessman 2,NA +2428,Jay Leno,jay leno,NA +2429,HANK WILLIAMS JR.,hank williams jr,NA +2431,Republican Candidate,republican candidate,NA +2432,Drunken Cop,drunken cop,NA +2433,Photographer Cop,photographer cop,NA +2434,Homer's Voice,homers voice,NA +2435,GHOSTLY HOMER,ghostly homer,NA +2436,Square Guy,square guy,NA +2437,Station Manager,station manager,NA +2438,Great Uncle Chet,great uncle chet,NA +2439,Well-dressed Relative,well-dressed relative,NA +2440,Relative #1,relative 1,NA +2441,Relative #2,relative 2,NA +2442,Relative #3,relative 3,NA +2443,Relative #4,relative 4,NA +2444,Relative #5,relative 5,NA +2445,Dr. Simpson,dr simpson,NA +2446,Simpson Woman #1,simpson woman 1,NA +2447,Simpson Woman #2,simpson woman 2,NA +2448,Simpson Woman #3,simpson woman 3,NA +2449,Nerdy Kids,nerdy kids,NA +2450,Female Computer,female computer,NA +2451,Bullies,bullies,NA +2452,Elderly Night Watchman,elderly night watchman,NA +2453,Leprechaun,leprechaun,NA +2454,General Donut,general donut,NA +2455,Donuts,donuts,NA +2456,Roddy McDonut,roddy mcdonut,NA +2457,Big Donut,big donut,NA +2458,Big Hand Guy,big hand guy,NA +2459,Naval Announcer,naval announcer,NA +2460,Recruiting Officer,recruiting officer,NA +2461,Asian Man,asian man,NA +2462,Drill Instructor,drill instructor,NA +2463,Barney's Mom,barneys mom,NA +2464,Head Chef,head chef,NA +2465,Head Instructor,head instructor,NA +2466,WORLD WAR I RECREATIONISTS,world war i recreationists,NA +2467,Other Kids,other kids,NA +2468,Bob Denver,bob denver,NA +2469,Captain Tenille,captain tenille,NA +2470,Female Ensign,female ensign,NA +2471,Enemy Crewperson,enemy crewperson,NA +2396,Cooder,cooder,m +2405,Glen,glen,m +2430,Renee,renee,f +2472,Enemy Captain,enemy captain,NA +2473,Asian Ensign,asian ensign,NA +2474,Hick,hick,NA +2475,Russian Ambassador,russian ambassador,NA +2476,U.S. Ambassador,us ambassador,NA +2477,Lenin,lenin,NA +2478,Sonar Operator,sonar operator,NA +2479,AIRCRAFT CARRIER CAPTAIN,aircraft carrier captain,NA +2480,Thought Bubble Moe,thought bubble moe,NA +2481,Thought Bubble Bart,thought bubble bart,NA +2482,Penguins,penguins,NA +2483,Admiral #1,admiral 1,NA +2484,Admiral #3,admiral 3,NA +2485,Admiral #4,admiral 4,NA +2486,Janitor,janitor,NA +2487,Myron,myron,NA +2488,Agent Miller,agent miller,NA +2489,Lucius Sweet,lucius sweet,NA +2490,Mission Impossible Voice,mission impossible voice,NA +2491,Truman,truman,NA +2492,British Official,british official,NA +2493,Spanish Official,spanish official,NA +2494,French Official,french official,NA +2495,Customs Official,customs official,NA +2496,Street Vendor,street vendor,NA +2497,Castro,castro,NA +2498,Cuban Officials,cuban officials,NA +2499,Cuban Undersecretary,cuban undersecretary,NA +2500,Agency Clerk,agency clerk,NA +2501,Mojo,mojo,NA +2502,Cat Lady,cat lady,NA +2503,Computer Voice,computer voice,NA +2504,Head Chocobot,head chocobot,NA +2505,Major Nougat,major nougat,NA +2506,All Chocobots,all chocobots,NA +2507,Young Exec,young exec,NA +2508,Older Exec,older exec,NA +2509,Female Exec,female exec,NA +2510,Other Executives,other executives,NA +2511,Garbage Man #1,garbage man 1,NA +2512,Garbage Man #2,garbage man 2,NA +2514,Paul,paul,NA +2515,Susie,susie,NA +2516,Bono,bono,NA +2517,The Edge,the edge,NA +2518,Adam Clayton,adam clayton,NA +2519,Security Guys,security guys,NA +2520,A Few People,a few people,NA +2521,Giant-nosed Man,giant-nosed man,NA +2522,Garbage Men,garbage men,NA +2523,U2,u2,NA +2524,Oskar,oskar,NA +2525,Union Leader,union leader,NA +2526,Second Indian,second indian,NA +2527,First Indian,first indian,NA +2528,Commie Nazi,commie nazi,NA +2529,Other Team,other team,NA +2530,Muscular Man,muscular man,NA +2531,Sherpa #1,sherpa 1,NA +2532,Sherpa #2,sherpa 2,NA +2533,Sherpas,sherpas,NA +2534,Geese,geese,NA +2535,Faucet-head Kid's Mother,faucet-head kids mother,NA +2536,Soldier,soldier,NA +2537,Russian Man #1,russian man 1,NA +2538,Russian Man #2,russian man 2,NA +2539,HOMER'S VOICE MAIL,homers voice mail,NA +2540,FISH-HAG,fish-hag,NA +2541,Telephone Repairman,telephone repairman,NA 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in audience,NA +2575,Homie Bear,homie bear,NA +2576,BART BART,bart bart,NA +2577,Ranger Ned,ranger ned,NA +2579,Alec Baldwin,alec baldwin,m +2578,Kim Basinger,kim basinger,f +2553,Alex,alex,f +2581,Gentleman,gentleman,NA +2582,ALEC/KIM,aleckim,NA +2583,ALEC/KIM/RON,aleckimron,NA +2584,STUDIO EXECUTIVE,studio executive,NA +2585,Seth,seth,NA +2586,Munchie,munchie,NA +2587,Middle-aged Grampa,middle-aged grampa,NA +2588,Young Mona,young mona,NA +2589,Young Munchie,young munchie,NA +2590,Young Seth,young seth,NA +2591,Hippie Girl #1,hippie girl 1,NA +2592,Hippie Girl #2,hippie girl 2,NA +2593,Ginsberg,ginsberg,NA +2594,Jill St. John,jill st john,NA +2595,Phyllis Diller,phyllis diller,NA +2596,Sarah Ferguson,sarah ferguson,NA +2597,Skeleton,skeleton,NA +2598,Lips,lips,NA +2599,Range-rover Mom,range-rover mom,NA +2600,Lobster Clerk,lobster clerk,NA +2601,Documentary Narrator,documentary narrator,NA +2602,Taskmaster,taskmaster,NA +2603,Mr. Toad,mr toad,NA +2604,President Of Harvard,president of harvard,NA +2605,Comptroller Atkins,comptroller atkins,NA +2606,REAL COMPT. ATKINS,real compt atkins,NA +2607,Robot Cowboy #1,robot cowboy 1,NA +2608,Robot Cowboy #2,robot cowboy 2,NA +2609,Robot Cowboy #3,robot cowboy 3,NA +2610,Curly,curly,NA +2611,Old Curly,old curly,NA +2612,3-Year-Old Homer,3-year-old homer,NA +2613,Admitting Nurse,admitting nurse,NA +2614,Taffy Shop Clerk,taffy shop clerk,NA +2615,Sad-looking Frenchman,sad-looking frenchman,NA +2616,Man In Dinner Jacket,man in dinner jacket,NA +2617,British Raj Man,british raj man,NA +2618,Woman In Wedding Dress,woman in wedding dress,NA +2619,Caribbean Outcast,caribbean outcast,NA +2620,Son,son,NA +2621,Young Woman,young woman,NA +2622,Hideous Alien #1,hideous alien 1,NA +2623,Hideous Alien #2,hideous alien 2,NA +2624,C-3PO,c-3po,NA +2625,Chewbacca,chewbacca,NA +2626,Neil Armstrong,neil armstrong,NA +2627,Dr. Smith,dr smith,NA +2628,Nerdy Young Woman,nerdy young woman,NA +2629,Crowd Of Nerds,crowd of nerds,NA +2631,Ernie,ernie,NA +2632,Big Tom,big tom,NA +2633,Leavelle,leavelle,NA +2634,Gangsters/molls,gangstersmolls,NA +2635,Theater Owner,theater owner,NA +2636,Demolition Foreman,demolition foreman,NA +2637,Don Rickles,don rickles,NA +2638,Car Wash Employee,car wash employee,NA +2639,Babe,babe,NA +2640,Samoan Attorney,samoan attorney,NA +2641,Hunter S. Thompson,hunter s thompson,NA +2642,Joan Rivers,joan rivers,NA +2643,LANCE,lance,NA +2644,Pit Boss,pit boss,NA +2645,WAITRESS #1,waitress 1,NA +2646,Ginger,ginger,NA +2647,Tiger,tiger,NA +2648,Graeme Edge,graeme edge,NA +2649,Justin Hayward,justin hayward,NA +2650,John Lodge,john lodge,NA +2651,Ray Thomas,ray thomas,NA +2652,VULTURES,vultures,NA +2653,Cyndi Lauper,cyndi lauper,NA +2654,Dennis Conroy,dennis conroy,NA +2655,WHINY TWENTYSOMETHING GUY,whiny twentysomething guy,NA +2656,SASSY TWENTYSOMETHING GAL,sassy twentysomething gal,NA +2657,Wacky Friend,wacky friend,NA +2658,Deep-voiced Announcer,deep-voiced announcer,NA +2659,Higher Nasal Announcer,higher nasal announcer,NA +2661,Craggy Farmer,craggy farmer,NA +2662,Creepy English Boy #2,creepy english boy 2,NA +2663,Creepy English Girl #1,creepy english girl 1,NA +2664,Constable,constable,NA +2665,Creepy English Girl #2,creepy english girl 2,NA +2666,Townsfolk,townsfolk,NA +2667,Pyro,pyro,NA +2668,Adults,adults,NA +2669,Postmaster Bill,postmaster bill,NA +2670,Man In Military Uniform,man in military uniform,NA +2671,Government Official,government official,NA +2672,Mailman #1,mailman 1,NA +2673,Mailman #2,mailman 2,NA +2674,Mailman #3,mailman 3,NA +2676,Guys,guys,NA +2677,Rudy,rudy,NA +2678,Rosey Grier,rosey grier,NA +2679,Old Player,old player,NA +2680,Little Guy,little guy,NA +2681,Troy Aikman,troy aikman,NA +2682,Dan Marino,dan marino,NA +2683,Man Next To Dan,man next to dan,NA +2660,Mrs. Muntz,mrs muntz,f +2630,Mark Hamill,mark hamill,m +2580,Ron Howard,ron howard,m +2684,Male Voice,male voice,NA +2685,Vincent Price,vincent price,NA +2686,Ticket Scalper,ticket scalper,NA +2687,Pat Summerall,pat summerall,NA +2688,John Madden,john madden,NA +2689,Dolly Parton,dolly parton,NA +2690,Rupert Murdoch,rupert murdoch,NA +2691,Enchanted Policemen,enchanted policemen,NA +2692,Football Players,football players,NA +2693,Reporter #4,reporter 4,NA +2694,Linemen,linemen,NA +2695,JODY PRICE,jody price,NA +2696,Archie Bunker,archie bunker,NA +2697,Bad Flanders,bad flanders,NA +2698,Lieutenant,lieutenant,NA +2699,Commander,commander,NA +2700,Bank Robber #1,bank robber 1,NA +2701,Bank Robber #2,bank robber 2,NA +2702,POLICECOP #2,policecop 2,NA +2703,POLICECOP #1,policecop 1,NA +2704,Banker,banker,NA +2705,DETECTIVE HOMER SIMPSON,detective homer simpson,NA +2706,2nd Producer,2nd producer,NA +2707,3rd Producer,3rd producer,NA +2708,4th Producer,4th producer,NA +2709,5th Producer,5th producer,NA +2711,TRENT,trent,NA +2712,Valet,valet,NA +2713,Guest #1,guest 1,NA +2714,"Ed Begley, Jr.",ed begley jr,NA +2715,Lorne Michaels,lorne michaels,NA +2716,Guest #2,guest 2,NA +2717,Bald Eagle,bald eagle,NA +2718,Police Car,police car,NA +2719,MACAW,macaw,NA +2720,Crewman,crewman,NA +2721,Elton John,elton john,NA +2722,Female S.U.V. Voice,female suv voice,NA +2723,Sergeant Crew,sergeant crew,NA +2724,Astronaut In Space Suit,astronaut in space suit,NA +2725,Curtis E. Bear,curtis e bear,NA +2726,Lemur,lemur,NA +2727,Australian Gamekeeper,australian gamekeeper,NA +2728,Workmen,workmen,NA +2729,Omnitouch Rep,omnitouch rep,NA +2730,Security Guard #2,security guard 2,NA +2731,New Age Clerk,new age clerk,NA +2732,Deep Male Voice,deep male voice,NA +2733,Repo Man #1,repo man 1,NA +2734,Repo Man #2,repo man 2,NA +2735,RED,red,NA +2736,Cow #1,cow 1,NA +2737,Red's Friend #1,reds friend 1,NA +2738,Red's Friend #2,reds friend 2,NA +2739,ABBA,abba,NA +2740,Missionary #1,missionary 1,NA +2741,Missionary #2,missionary 2,NA +2742,Old Lady,old lady,NA +2743,Tourist #1,tourist 1,NA +2744,Trucker #3,trucker 3,NA +2745,Various Truckers,various truckers,NA +2746,Trucker #5,trucker 5,NA +2747,Trucker #4,trucker 4,NA +2748,Navitron Auto-drive,navitron auto-drive,NA +2749,Truckers,truckers,NA +2750,Señor Ding-Dong,señor ding-dong,NA +2751,Gopher,gopher,NA +2752,Unicorn,unicorn,NA +2753,Slavedriver Willie,slavedriver willie,NA +2754,Pharaoh Skinner,pharaoh skinner,NA +2755,BURNING BUSH,burning bush,NA +2756,Moses/milhouse,mosesmilhouse,NA +2757,LISA & MOSES/MILHOUSE,lisa mosesmilhouse,NA +2758,Egyptians,egyptians,NA +2759,Methuselah Grampa,methuselah grampa,NA +2760,Goliath/nelson,goliathnelson,NA +2761,Sheep,sheep,NA +2762,Teen,teen,NA +2763,Tv Handyman,tv handyman,NA +2764,HANDYMAN,handyman,NA +2765,Astrid Weller,astrid weller,NA +2766,Jasper Johns,jasper johns,NA +2767,Human Proportions Guy,human proportions guy,NA +2768,Cubist Musician,cubist musician,NA +2769,Andy Warhol,andy warhol,NA +2770,Burn Victims,burn victims,NA +2771,French Representative,french representative,NA +2772,Ioc Chairman,ioc chairman,NA +2773,Russian Representative,russian representative,NA +2774,Latin Representative,latin representative,NA +2775,OTHER REPRESENTATIVES,other representatives,NA +2776,JAPANESE REPRESENTATIVE,japanese representative,NA +2777,Olympic Representatives,olympic representatives,NA +2778,Swiss Representative,swiss representative,NA +2779,Seniors,seniors,NA +2780,Sweet Elderly Lady,sweet elderly lady,NA +2781,Scarlett,scarlett,NA +2782,Rhett,rhett,NA +2783,Other Seniors,other seniors,NA +2784,Native-american Man,native-american man,NA +2785,Jack LaLanne,jack lalanne,NA +2786,Male Host,male host,NA +2787,Appraiser,appraiser,NA +3108,SATAN,satan,NA +2788,Everyone In Store,everyone in store,NA +2789,Kevin Costner,kevin costner,NA +2790,PEOPLE,people,NA +2791,Arthur Fortune,arthur fortune,NA +2792,Conga Line,conga line,NA +2793,PEDESTRIANS,pedestrians,NA +2794,Crickets,crickets,NA +2795,Jerry Rude,jerry rude,NA +2796,Local,local,NA +2797,3rd Local,3rd local,NA +2798,Loch Ness Monster,loch ness monster,NA +2799,Commercial Anncr,commercial anncr,NA +2800,Pudding Representative,pudding representative,NA +2801,Horse,horse,NA +2802,MENSANS,mensans,NA +2803,HAWKING,hawking,NA +2804,Computer Voice 2,computer voice 2,NA +2805,GARABEDIAN,garabedian,NA +2806,Mr. Pennybags,mr pennybags,NA +2807,Japanese Stewardess,japanese stewardess,NA +2808,Jim Belushi,jim belushi,NA +2809,Toilet,toilet,NA +2810,TV CHARACTER,tv character,NA +2811,Woody Allen,woody allen,NA +2812,Sumo,sumo,NA +2813,Magic Fish,magic fish,NA +2814,Cartoon Squid,cartoon squid,NA +2815,Japanese Father,japanese father,NA +2816,Gameshow Host,gameshow host,NA +2817,Canadian Man,canadian man,NA +2818,CANADIAN WOMAN,canadian woman,NA +2819,Somber Announcer,somber announcer,NA +2820,Salesperson,salesperson,NA +2821,Electric Car Computer,electric car computer,NA +2822,WILLIAM/ROBYN,williamrobyn,NA +2823,Mel Gibson,mel gibson,NA +2824,WILLIAM,william,NA +2825,ROBYN,robyn,NA +2826,MR.SMITH/MEL,mrsmithmel,NA +2827,John Travolta,john travolta,NA +2828,MAN ON RIGHT,man on right,NA +2829,MAN ON LEFT,man on left,NA +2830,Bus Tour Guide,bus tour guide,NA +2831,Anne,anne,NA +2832,MR. SMITH/MEL,mr smithmel,NA +2833,Senators,senators,NA +2834,Senator Payne,senator payne,NA +2835,Senate Leader,senate leader,NA +2836,DISTINGUISHED-LOOKING MAN,distinguished-looking man,NA +2837,Tram Guide,tram guide,NA +2838,Irene Ryan,irene ryan,NA +2839,Batman,batman,NA +2840,Robin,robin,NA +2841,EDWARD/WILLIAM/ROBYN,edwardwilliamrobyn,NA +2842,Hosey the Bear,hosey the bear,NA +2843,Researcher #1,researcher 1,NA +2844,Researcher #2,researcher 2,NA +2845,Video Game,video game,NA +2846,Staffer,staffer,NA +2847,Electronic Organizer,electronic organizer,NA +2848,Navajo Boy,navajo boy,NA +2849,Dancer,dancer,NA +2850,SOLIDIER #1,solidier 1,NA +2851,Sir Widebottom,sir widebottom,NA +2852,SCHOOLKIDS,schoolkids,NA +2853,Satellite,satellite,NA +2854,Mark McGwire,mark mcgwire,NA +2855,Homer Effigy,homer effigy,NA +2856,Newspaper Worker #1,newspaper worker 1,NA +2857,Newspaper Worker #2,newspaper worker 2,NA +2858,SHREWISH WOMAN,shrewish woman,NA +2860,Mimi,mimi,NA +2861,German Man,german man,NA +2862,German Woman,german woman,NA +2863,Farm Critic,farm critic,NA +2864,Tv Critic,tv critic,NA +2865,Theater Critic,theater critic,NA +2866,Herald,herald,NA +2867,Salvatore,salvatore,NA +2868,DINNER THEATRE OWNER,dinner theatre owner,NA +2869,Deli Owner,deli owner,NA +2870,French Chef,french chef,NA +2871,Dinner Theater Owner,dinner theater owner,NA +2872,RESTAURANT OWNERS,restaurant owners,NA +2873,CREEPY VOICE,creepy voice,NA +2874,Lucy Lawless,lucy lawless,NA +2875,Dick Clark,dick clark,NA +2876,Band Member #1,band member 1,NA +2877,Band Member #2,band member 2,NA +2878,Band Member #3,band member 3,NA +2879,Rick James,rick james,NA +2880,WAFFLE IRON,waffle iron,NA +2881,Tom Arnold,tom arnold,NA +2882,Pauly Shore,pauly shore,NA +2883,Rosie O'Donnell,rosie odonnell,NA +2884,Terrible Celebrities,terrible celebrities,NA +2885,ROSIE O'DONNEL,rosie odonnel,NA +2886,GERMAN SOLDIER,german soldier,NA +2887,G.I.,gi,NA +2888,Dead German Soldier,dead german soldier,NA +2889,Musketeer,musketeer,NA +2890,Man In The Iron Mask,man in the iron mask,NA +2891,Zorro,zorro,NA +2892,Princess,princess,NA +3109,Troll,troll,NA +2893,Scarlet Pimpernel,scarlet pimpernel,NA +2894,King Arthur,king arthur,NA +2895,Rap Singer,rap singer,NA +2896,B-52'S,b-52s,NA +2897,HOMERA,homera,NA +2898,COLONEL'S WIFE,colonels wife,NA +2899,Farmer #2,farmer 2,NA +2900,Storekeeper,storekeeper,NA +2901,Elephant,elephant,NA +2902,Sandy,sandy,NA +2903,J.P.,jp,NA +2904,Laramie Employees,laramie employees,NA +2905,New Yorker,new yorker,NA +2906,Burns Ball,burns ball,NA +2907,PENN,penn,NA +2908,Smiley the Elf,smiley the elf,NA +2909,Happy The Elf,happy the elf,NA +2910,Giggly The Elf,giggly the elf,NA +2911,Pat O'Brien,pat obrien,NA +2912,Nancy O'Dell,nancy odell,NA +2913,Man In Line,man in line,NA +2914,Boy In Car,boy in car,NA +2915,Girl In Car,girl in car,NA +2916,Homer Monster,homer monster,NA +2917,Allen,allen,NA +2918,Shelbyville Father,shelbyville father,NA +2919,SHELBYVILLE FATHER AND MOTHER,shelbyville father and mother,NA +2920,Forklift Driver,forklift driver,NA +2921,OCTUPLETS,octuplets,NA +2922,Businessman,businessman,NA +2923,ZOO OWNER,zoo owner,NA +2924,Butch Patrick,butch patrick,NA +2925,Anoop,anoop,NA +2926,Poonam,poonam,NA +2927,Flamboyant Theater-type,flamboyant theater-type,NA +2928,Christopher,christopher,NA +2929,Koala,koala,NA +2930,Mother Gorilla,mother gorilla,NA +2931,Man With No Face,man with no face,NA +2932,Fast-talking Announcer,fast-talking announcer,NA +2933,Jay North,jay north,NA +2934,Johnny Bobby,johnny bobby,NA +2935,NRBQ,nrbq,NA +2936,Fretful Mother,fretful mother,NA +2937,Grim Father,grim father,NA +2938,Cop,cop,NA +2939,Rebel,rebel,NA +2941,Ramrod,ramrod,NA +2942,Bikers,bikers,NA +2943,BURLY BARTENDER,burly bartender,NA +2944,NURSING STUDENTS,nursing students,NA +2945,Plaintiff,plaintiff,NA +2946,Defendant,defendant,NA +2948,LINDSEY,lindsey,NA +2950,Dixie Chicks,dixie chicks,NA +2951,Funzo,funzo,NA +2952,Gary Coleman,gary coleman,NA +2953,Goodwill Driver,goodwill driver,NA +2954,Chair Lift Operator,chair lift operator,NA +2955,Ski Instructor,ski instructor,NA +2956,DEER,deer,NA +2957,Lodge Employee #1,lodge employee 1,NA +2958,Lodge Employee #2,lodge employee 2,NA +2959,Mr. Sakamoto,mr sakamoto,NA +2960,Ricky,ricky,NA +2961,Lucy,lucy,NA +2962,Fred,fred,NA +2963,John Wayne,john wayne,NA +2964,RASPY VOICE,raspy voice,NA +2965,Left Snake,left snake,NA +2966,Right Snake,right snake,NA +2967,Both Snakes,both snakes,NA +2968,Virtual Doctor,virtual doctor,NA +2969,Lubchenko,lubchenko,NA +2970,Men's Singing Group,mens singing group,NA +2971,Frat Boy #1,frat boy 1,NA +2972,Frat Boy #2,frat boy 2,NA +2974,Bart's Congregation,barts congregation,NA +2975,Float Singers,float singers,NA +2976,FAN,fan,NA +2977,Britney Spears,britney spears,NA +2978,SEAT FILLER,seat filler,NA +2979,Chapman,chapman,NA +2980,Coast Guard Guy,coast guard guy,NA +2981,Party Guests,party guests,NA +2982,Asian Pirate,asian pirate,NA +2983,CLOSING,closing,NA +2984,Rat-pack Kid,rat-pack kid,NA +2985,SALESGUY,salesguy,NA +2986,Randy Bachman,randy bachman,NA +2987,Fred Turner,fred turner,NA +2988,State Comptroller Atkins,state comptroller atkins,NA +2989,Giant Pearl,giant pearl,NA +2990,Dream Homer,dream homer,NA +2991,Jockey #1,jockey 1,NA +2992,Jockey #2,jockey 2,NA +2993,Mrs. Vanderbilt,mrs vanderbilt,NA +2994,Mr. Vanderbilt,mr vanderbilt,NA +2995,Jockeys,jockeys,NA +2996,Tree Jockey,tree jockey,NA +2997,Toadstool Jockey,toadstool jockey,NA +2998,Woman Jockey,woman jockey,NA +2999,OTHER JOCKEYS,other jockeys,NA +3000,Hank Jockey,hank jockey,NA +2947,Jim Hope,jim hope,m +2940,Meathook,meathook,m +2949,Male Executive,male executive,m +3002,FIRST PARROT,first parrot,NA +3003,SECOND PARROT,second parrot,NA +3004,Clay Babcock,clay babcock,NA +3005,Mrs. Babcock,mrs babcock,NA +3006,Crew Chief,crew chief,NA +3007,LINDSAY,lindsay,NA +3009,Pbs-style Announcer,pbs-style announcer,NA +3010,Teen-aged Hooligan,teen-aged hooligan,NA +3012,Mr. Rogers,mr rogers,NA +3013,Yo-Yo Ma,yo-yo ma,NA +3014,Bigg Byrd,bigg byrd,NA +3015,Ellmeaux,ellmeaux,NA +3016,Craig,craig,NA +3017,Amy,amy,NA +3018,Qtoktok,qtoktok,NA +3019,Ak,ak,NA +3020,LISA JUNIOR,lisa junior,NA +3021,ISLANDERS,islanders,NA +3022,Chipper Guide,chipper guide,NA +3023,Babe Ruth,babe ruth,NA +3024,Titania,titania,NA +3025,Phil Angelides,phil angelides,NA +3026,Dr. Velimirovic,dr velimirovic,NA +3027,Jailbird's Son,jailbirds son,NA +3028,Slick-looking Man #1,slick-looking man 1,NA +3029,Slick-looking Man #2,slick-looking man 2,NA +3030,Slick-looking Man #3,slick-looking man 3,NA +3031,Second Nurse,second nurse,NA +3032,Other Nurses,other nurses,NA +3033,20-ISH MOE,20-ish moe,NA +3034,NO NONSENSE FEMALE VOICE,no nonsense female voice,NA +3035,Helen Morehouse,helen morehouse,NA +3036,Soap Announcer,soap announcer,NA +3037,Ingenue,ingenue,NA +3038,Contessa,contessa,NA +3039,Arthur Crandall,arthur crandall,NA +3041,Hologram Nelson,hologram nelson,NA +3042,Heckler,heckler,NA +3043,Old Barney,old barney,NA +3044,Helen Thomas,helen thomas,NA +3045,Advisors,advisors,NA +3046,Security Advisor Kearney,security advisor kearney,NA +3047,Bart's Friends,barts friends,NA +3048,Old Krusty,old krusty,NA +3049,Billy Carter's Ghost,billy carters ghost,NA +3050,Foreign Delegates,foreign delegates,NA +3051,German Delegate,german delegate,NA +3052,British Delegate,british delegate,NA +3053,French Delegate,french delegate,NA +3054,Chinese Delegate,chinese delegate,NA +3055,TIKI,tiki,NA +3056,Bar Patrons,bar patrons,NA +3058,Factory Foreman,factory foreman,NA +3059,Burt Reynolds,burt reynolds,NA +3060,Charlie Rose,charlie rose,NA +3061,Robert Evans,robert evans,NA +3062,Inspector,inspector,NA +3063,Boisterous Student,boisterous student,NA +3064,Veejay,veejay,NA +3065,Younger Veejay,younger veejay,NA +3066,JOE C.,joe c,NA +3067,Kid Rock,kid rock,NA +3068,Band,band,NA +3070,Female Student,female student,NA +3071,Male Student,male student,NA +3072,RADIO ANNCR,radio anncr,NA +3073,Southern Dowager,southern dowager,NA +3074,Cyborganizer,cyborganizer,NA +3075,Robobaby,robobaby,NA +3077,Dance Coach,dance coach,NA +3078,PLAIN JANE,plain jane,NA +3079,Latin Milhouse,latin milhouse,NA +3080,LISABELLA,lisabella,NA +3082,Texan Man,texan man,NA +3083,Thought Bubble Homer,thought bubble homer,NA +3084,ORGAN SALESMAN,organ salesman,NA +3085,Mall Manager,mall manager,NA +3086,Bojangles,bojangles,NA +3087,Lion,lion,NA +3088,Martian Children,martian children,NA +3089,Bret Michaels,bret michaels,NA +3090,The Admiral,the admiral,NA +3091,Lead Singer,lead singer,NA +3092,Tourist,tourist,NA +3093,Other Doctors,other doctors,NA +3094,Dr. Wilmore,dr wilmore,NA +3095,Waitresses,waitresses,NA +3096,RUPERT,rupert,NA +3097,Crew Member,crew member,NA +3098,Dr. Stephen Hawking,dr stephen hawking,NA +3099,Richie Rich,richie rich,NA +3100,Female Artist,female artist,NA +3101,Sidekick #2,sidekick 2,NA +3102,LISA'S LAWYER,lisas lawyer,NA +3103,Willie Nelson,willie nelson,NA +3104,Huckleberry Hound,huckleberry hound,NA +3105,St. Peter,st peter,NA +3106,Ghost Homer,ghost homer,NA +3107,SCOUT,scout,NA +3081,Little Vicki,little vicki,f +3076,Eduardo,eduardo,m +3011,Betty White,betty white,f +3008,Rachel,rachel,f +3069,Sheriff,sheriff,m +3040,Casino Manager,casino manager,m +3110,Goldilocks,goldilocks,NA +3111,RAPUNZEL,rapunzel,NA +3112,Witch,witch,NA +3113,Handsome Man,handsome man,NA +3114,Snorky,snorky,NA +3115,Wild Dolphin,wild dolphin,NA +3116,Dumb-looking Dolphin,dumb-looking dolphin,NA +3117,Drive-thru Speaker,drive-thru speaker,NA +3118,THE SIMPSONS,the simpsons,NA +3119,Woodpecker,woodpecker,NA +3120,Phone Recording,phone recording,NA +3121,BAD AUSTIN POWERS IMPRESSION,bad austin powers impression,NA +3122,Phone Company Lady,phone company lady,NA +3123,CARTOON MAN,cartoon man,NA +3124,PHONEY,phoney,NA +3125,939'ers,939ers,NA +3126,TRANSPORTER,transporter,NA +3127,Prospector,prospector,NA +3128,Roger Daltrey,roger daltrey,NA +3129,John Entwistle,john entwistle,NA +3130,Pete Townshend,pete townshend,NA +3131,PETE/ROGER/JOHN,peterogerjohn,NA +3132,Olde Springfielders,olde springfielders,NA +3133,Badger,badger,NA +3134,Stephen King,stephen king,NA +3135,"""For Dummies"" Author",for dummies author,NA +3136,Christopher Walken,christopher walken,NA +3137,Tom Clancy,tom clancy,NA +3138,Maya Angelou,maya angelou,NA +3139,Amy Tan,amy tan,NA +3140,AUTHOR,author,NA +3141,Sophie,sophie,NA +3142,FEMALE SOLDIER,female soldier,NA +3143,Soldiers,soldiers,NA +3144,Stereo Voice,stereo voice,NA +3145,Ace of Hearts,ace of hearts,NA +3146,Ace of Clubs,ace of clubs,NA +3147,Ace of Diamonds,ace of diamonds,NA +3148,Ace of Spades,ace of spades,NA +3149,ALL FOUR ACES,all four aces,NA +3150,MAN WITH JEWELER'S LOUPE,man with jewelers loupe,NA +3151,Female Teen #1,female teen 1,NA +3152,Female Teen #2,female teen 2,NA +3153,Mobsters,mobsters,NA +3154,Squealer,squealer,NA +3156,Old Barber,old barber,NA +3157,Mr. Thai,mr thai,NA +3158,LEAD PROTESTER,lead protester,NA +3160,Activists,activists,NA +3161,Caleb,caleb,NA +3162,Wild Turkey,wild turkey,NA +3163,Springfielders,springfielders,NA +3164,Male Activist,male activist,NA +3165,Singing Waiters,singing waiters,NA +3166,Scanner,scanner,NA +3167,Financial Planner,financial planner,NA +3168,Albuquerquean Man,albuquerquean man,NA +3169,Female Trainer,female trainer,NA +3170,Mr. Costington,mr costington,NA +3171,Leeza Gibbons,leeza gibbons,NA +3172,CREDIT CARD SWIPER,credit card swiper,NA +3173,Virtual Wiggum,virtual wiggum,NA +3174,Terrorists,terrorists,NA +3175,Head Terrorist,head terrorist,NA +3176,Committee Woman,committee woman,NA +3177,Citizen #1,citizen 1,NA +3178,Citizen #2,citizen 2,NA +3179,Patrick McGoohan,patrick mcgoohan,NA +3180,Blind Man,blind man,NA +3181,Number 2,number 2,NA +3182,Fake Homer,fake homer,NA +3183,Questo,questo,NA +3184,QUESTO'S THOUGHTS,questos thoughts,NA +3185,Cosmonaut #1,cosmonaut 1,NA +3186,COSMONAUT #2,cosmonaut 2,NA +3187,PUPPETEER,puppeteer,NA +3188,Silver-haired Man,silver-haired man,NA +3189,FBI MAN,fbi man,NA +3190,Willie's Lawyer,willies lawyer,NA +3191,Ex-jock #2,ex-jock 2,NA +3192,Ex-jock #1,ex-jock 1,NA +3193,EX-JOCKS,ex-jocks,NA +3194,Costume Supervisor,costume supervisor,NA +3195,Ex-jock #3,ex-jock 3,NA +3196,Disheveled Clown,disheveled clown,NA +3197,Ringmaster,ringmaster,NA +3198,RADIO WEATHER MAN,radio weather man,NA +3199,APU+,apu,NA +3200,Hobgoblin,hobgoblin,NA +3201,LITTLE BO PEEP,little bo peep,NA +3202,G.I. #1,gi 1,NA +3203,Young Skinner,young skinner,NA +3204,G.I. #2,gi 2,NA +3205,Wolf #1,wolf 1,NA +3206,Wolf #2,wolf 2,NA +3207,Camel Lisa,camel lisa,NA +3208,Harem Girl Bart,harem girl bart,NA +3209,Super-criminal,super-criminal,NA +3210,Female Warrior,female warrior,NA +3211,A.D.R. Sessions,adr sessions,NA +3212,SMOOTH ANNOUNCER,smooth announcer,NA +3213,Company Spokesman,company spokesman,NA +3320,Hippo,hippo,NA +3155,Johnny Tightlips,johnny tightlips,m +3214,Female Technician,female technician,NA +3215,Cartoon Dog,cartoon dog,NA +3216,Rockettes,rockettes,NA +3217,King Kong,king kong,NA +3218,Female Researcher,female researcher,NA +3219,Male Researcher,male researcher,NA +3220,SIX-YEAR-OLD HOMER,six-year-old homer,NA +3221,CLASSICAL D.J.,classical dj,NA +3222,Fire Inspector,fire inspector,NA +3223,Groom #1 / Groom #2,groom 1 groom 2,NA +3224,Ring Bearer,ring bearer,NA +3225,Movie Audience,movie audience,NA +3226,Burly Usher,burly usher,NA +3227,Octoparrot,octoparrot,NA +3228,Prisoner,prisoner,NA +3229,Rodeo Clown #1,rodeo clown 1,NA +3230,Rodeo Clown #2,rodeo clown 2,NA +3231,Sardonicus,sardonicus,NA +3232,Dr. Steve,dr steve,NA +3233,Bruce Vilanch,bruce vilanch,NA +3234,Johnny Cochran,johnny cochran,NA +3235,Mrs. Prince,mrs prince,NA +3236,Gallagher,gallagher,NA +3237,Tom Savini,tom savini,NA +3238,Mr. Rodgers,mr rodgers,NA +3239,Officer,officer,NA +3240,Weeping Widow,weeping widow,NA +3241,Wolves,wolves,NA +3242,Gophers,gophers,NA +3243,Stephanie,stephanie,NA +3244,Assistant Director,assistant director,NA +3245,Black Pawn,black pawn,NA +3246,Black Rook,black rook,NA +3247,Black King,black king,NA +3248,Tennis Audience,tennis audience,NA +3249,Serena Williams,serena williams,NA +3250,Venus Williams,venus williams,NA +3251,SERENA,serena,NA +3252,Pete Sampras,pete sampras,NA +3253,Andre Agassi,andre agassi,NA +3254,VENUS,venus,NA +3255,Game Show Host,game show host,NA +3256,GHOSTLY SIDESHOW BOB,ghostly sideshow bob,NA +3257,CONSERVATIVE 50'S AUDIENCE,conservative 50s audience,NA +3258,Judy Carne,judy carne,NA +3259,Frances,frances,NA +3260,Lighting Man,lighting man,NA +3261,SUPEREXECUTIVE,superexecutive,NA +3262,Djiboutian Runner,djiboutian runner,NA +3263,Australian Runner,australian runner,NA +3264,Runners,runners,NA +3265,HIP-LOOKING MAN,hip-looking man,NA +3267,Party Posse,party posse,NA +3268,Joey Fatone,joey fatone,NA +3269,Justin Timberlake,justin timberlake,NA +3270,Lance Bass,lance bass,NA +3271,Chris Kirkpatrick,chris kirkpatrick,NA +3272,J.C. Chasez,jc chasez,NA +3273,Cienega,cienega,NA +3274,Arab Woman,arab woman,NA +3275,Hippie #1,hippie 1,NA +3276,Hippie #2,hippie 2,NA +3277,Hippie #3,hippie 3,NA +3278,ADMIRAL,admiral,NA +3279,"""mad"" Writer #1",mad writer 1,NA +3280,"""mad"" Writer #2",mad writer 2,NA +3281,N'SYNC,nsync,NA +3282,Other Writers,other writers,NA +3283,Testimonial Kid,testimonial kid,NA +3284,Blocko Cowboy,blocko cowboy,NA +3285,Blocko Lincoln,blocko lincoln,NA +3286,COWBOY/LINCOLN,cowboylincoln,NA +3287,Souvenir Salesman,souvenir salesman,NA +3288,Henri,henri,NA +3290,KIRK/MILHOUSE,kirkmilhouse,NA +3291,Vendor #1,vendor 1,NA +3292,Vendor #2,vendor 2,NA +3293,Vendor #3,vendor 3,NA +3294,2nd Executive,2nd executive,NA +3295,SPIRIT,spirit,NA +3296,Chavez,chavez,NA +3297,MAYOR,mayor,NA +3298,Freakish Kid,freakish kid,NA +3299,Francine Rhenquist,francine rhenquist,NA +3300,Poison Service,poison service,NA +3301,FEMALE AUDIENCE,female audience,NA +3302,Business Owner,business owner,NA +3303,Factory Owner,factory owner,NA +3304,Scientist #3,scientist 3,NA +3305,Francine's Mom,francines mom,NA +3306,Francine's Dad,francines dad,NA +3307,Bag Boys,bag boys,NA +3308,Unattractive Waitress,unattractive waitress,NA +3309,Female Lawyer,female lawyer,NA +3310,Male Lawyer,male lawyer,NA +3311,Villager,villager,NA +3312,Ngongo,ngongo,NA +3313,African Flight Attendant,african flight attendant,NA +3314,Kitenge,kitenge,NA +3315,Doorman,doorman,NA +3316,Baby Rhino,baby rhino,NA +3317,Cheetah,cheetah,NA +3318,Masai Chief,masai chief,NA +3319,Masai Tribesmen,masai tribesmen,NA +3321,Bantu #1,bantu 1,NA +3322,Bantu #2,bantu 2,NA +3323,Joan Bushwell,joan bushwell,NA +3324,Chimps,chimps,NA +3325,POACHER,poacher,NA +3326,ANIMAL ACTIVIST,animal activist,NA +3327,Miner Chimp #1,miner chimp 1,NA +3328,Miner Chimp #2,miner chimp 2,NA +3329,Muntu,muntu,NA +3330,Linguo,linguo,NA +3331,BOOKISH BOY,bookish boy,NA +3332,Thelonious,thelonious,NA +3333,VOICE ON TRANSMITTER,voice on transmitter,NA +3334,2ND VOICE ON TRANSMITTER,2nd voice on transmitter,NA +3335,3RD VOICE,3rd voice,NA +3336,Krusty Clock,krusty clock,NA +3337,Rachel Jordan,rachel jordan,NA +3338,King David,king david,NA +3339,Frank Sinatra,frank sinatra,NA +3340,Captain Kirk,captain kirk,NA +3341,Uhura,uhura,NA +3342,Ymca Representative,ymca representative,NA +3343,Lugash,lugash,NA +3344,Rapper,rapper,NA +3345,Moon,moon,NA +3346,MARVIN GAYE,marvin gaye,NA +3347,Dog/cat,dogcat,NA +3348,Bill Cosby,bill cosby,NA +3349,Airline Rep,airline rep,NA +3351,Country Doctor,country doctor,NA +3352,Abe Bunyan,abe bunyan,NA +3353,Mrs. Abe Bunyan,mrs abe bunyan,NA +3354,Paul Bunyan,paul bunyan,NA +3355,Sourdough Moe,sourdough moe,NA +3356,PUAL BUNYAN,pual bunyan,NA +3357,Connie Appleseed,connie appleseed,NA +3358,FAINT VOICE,faint voice,NA +3359,Huck Finn,huck finn,NA +3360,Tom Sawyer,tom sawyer,NA +3361,Becky Thatcher,becky thatcher,NA +3362,Judge Thatcher,judge thatcher,NA +3363,Parson Lovejoy,parson lovejoy,NA +3364,Sheriff Wiggum,sheriff wiggum,NA +3365,HUCK/TOM,hucktom,NA +3366,Cholera Woman,cholera woman,NA +3367,Baby Vendor,baby vendor,NA +3368,Gypsy,gypsy,NA +3369,Shrunken Head,shrunken head,NA +3370,Gil Robot,gil robot,NA +3371,Robot Worker #1,robot worker 1,NA +3372,Robot Worker #2,robot worker 2,NA +3373,ROBOT WORKERS #1 AND #2,robot workers 1 and 2,NA +3374,Ultrahouse 3000,ultrahouse 3000,NA +3375,Matthew Perry,matthew perry,NA +3376,Dennis Miller,dennis miller,NA +3378,Harry Potter,harry potter,NA +3379,PRINCE,prince,NA +3380,Prince William,prince william,NA +3381,Bart's Prince,barts prince,NA +3382,Montymort,montymort,NA +3383,Slithers,slithers,NA +3384,KRUSTY FACE,krusty face,NA +3385,COMIC BOOK GUY FACE,comic book guy face,NA +3386,FROG PRINCE,frog prince,NA +3387,CAMPY 40'S MOVIE DETECTIVE,campy 40s movie detective,NA +3388,Cora,cora,NA +3389,Police Dog,police dog,NA +3391,Seal,seal,NA +3392,Dr. Kaufman,dr kaufman,NA +3393,Super-muscular Soldier,super-muscular soldier,NA +3394,Prof. Huntington,prof huntington,NA +3395,Formico,formico,NA +3396,Models,models,NA +3397,Model #2,model 2,NA +3398,Model #1,model 1,NA +3399,Sad Robot,sad robot,NA +3400,Female Bargoer,female bargoer,NA +3401,Male Bargoer,male bargoer,NA +3402,Bargoers,bargoers,NA +3403,REM,rem,NA +3404,Peter Buck,peter buck,NA +3405,Michael Stipe,michael stipe,NA +3406,Mike Mills,mike mills,NA +3407,Turkey,turkey,NA +3408,Animal Catcher #1,animal catcher 1,NA +3409,Older Chinese Man,older chinese man,NA +3410,WRITERS,writers,NA +3411,MR. BURNS BRAIN,mr burns brain,NA +3412,Anti-theft Device,anti-theft device,NA +3413,Burly,burly,NA +3414,Mama Celeste,mama celeste,NA +3415,Paul Newman,paul newman,NA +3416,Mesmerino,mesmerino,NA +3417,Buddy Love,buddy love,NA +3418,Young Lenny,young lenny,NA +3419,Young Carl,young carl,NA +3420,Young Louie,young louie,NA +3421,Young Fat Tony,young fat tony,NA +3422,Young Moe,young moe,NA +3423,Young Legs,young legs,NA +3424,"Waylon Smithers, Sr.",waylon smithers sr,NA +3425,WAYLON JR.,waylon jr,NA +3426,Space Ship Ensign,space ship ensign,NA +4164,Cake,cake,NA +3350,Hobo,hobo,m +3377,Pierce Brosnan,pierce brosnan,m +3427,Space Ship Captain,space ship captain,NA +3428,Astronaut Pitchman,astronaut pitchman,NA +3429,Wino,wino,NA +3430,Council Members,council members,NA +3431,Money Changer,money changer,NA +3432,Ghostly Voice,ghostly voice,NA +3433,Richard Gere,richard gere,NA +3434,Strom Thurmond,strom thurmond,NA +3435,Ralph Nader,ralph nader,NA +3436,Dracula,dracula,NA +3437,Bob Dole,bob dole,NA +3438,Environmentalist,environmentalist,NA +3439,Spotted Owl,spotted owl,NA +3441,Other Students,other students,NA +3442,Cougar,cougar,NA +3443,Overweight Man,overweight man,NA +3444,PEOPLE IN THE PYRAMID,people in the pyramid,NA +3445,People In Pyramid,people in pyramid,NA +3446,CEO,ceo,NA +3447,MOTHERLOVING,motherloving,NA +3448,Lawyers,lawyers,NA +3449,Dia-Betty,dia-betty,NA +3450,ELECTRONICALLY-ALTERED VOICE,electronically-altered voice,NA +3451,Count Fudge-ula,count fudge-ula,NA +3452,Sugar Dealer,sugar dealer,NA +3453,Two Male Marchers,two male marchers,NA +3454,Marcher,marcher,NA +3455,Lesbians,lesbians,NA +3456,Gay Man,gay man,NA +3457,Duck,duck,NA +3458,Justin,justin,NA +3459,Soccer Mummy,soccer mummy,NA +3460,Teenage Soccer Player,teenage soccer player,NA +3461,Announcer #3,announcer 3,NA +3462,Teenage Usher #1,teenage usher 1,NA +3463,Teenage Usher #2,teenage usher 2,NA +3465,Society Man,society man,NA +3466,Barbara Walters,barbara walters,NA +3467,Joy Behar,joy behar,NA +3468,Gen X Girl,gen x girl,NA +3469,Star Jones,star jones,NA +3470,Professor Van Doren,professor van doren,NA +3471,Derby Announcer,derby announcer,NA +3472,Beer Vendor,beer vendor,NA +3473,Derby Announcer #1,derby announcer 1,NA +3474,Kristen Davis,kristen davis,NA +3475,Kim Catrall,kim catrall,NA +3476,Sarah Jessica Parker,sarah jessica parker,NA +3477,Taxi Driver,taxi driver,NA +3478,German Baron,german baron,NA +3479,Dinosaur Doll,dinosaur doll,NA +3480,One-armed Man,one-armed man,NA +3481,Ant,ant,NA +3482,Helicopter Cop,helicopter cop,NA +3483,Headmaster,headmaster,NA +3484,Headmaster's Wife,headmasters wife,NA +3485,Wolfgang Puck,wolfgang puck,NA +3486,Little Rich Boy,little rich boy,NA +3487,Greta Wolfcastle,greta wolfcastle,NA +3488,Snobby Bully #1,snobby bully 1,NA +3489,Snobby Bully #2,snobby bully 2,NA +3490,Lookalike,lookalike,NA +3491,Teenage Waiter,teenage waiter,NA +3492,Tram Driver,tram driver,NA +3493,Bully #1,bully 1,NA +3494,Bully #2,bully 2,NA +3495,Canadian Player,canadian player,NA +3496,Ostrich,ostrich,NA +3497,COWBOY,cowboy,NA +3499,Sad Cowboy,sad cowboy,NA +3500,Bank Robber,bank robber,NA +3501,Grampa's Recorded Voice,grampas recorded voice,NA +3502,Zelda,zelda,NA +3504,Elderly Ladies,elderly ladies,NA +3505,OLD MEN,old men,NA +3506,Black Best Friend,black best friend,NA +3507,DISTINGUISHED VOICE,distinguished voice,NA +3508,HISPANIC GENTLEMAN,hispanic gentleman,NA +3509,1940S ANNOUNCER,1940s announcer,NA +3510,Revue Cast Members,revue cast members,NA +3511,Charo,charo,NA +3512,"RAY JAY JOHNSON, JR.",ray jay johnson jr,NA +3513,Charlie Callas,charlie callas,NA +3514,Yakov Smirnov,yakov smirnov,NA +3515,Audience Members,audience members,NA +3516,CHARRO,charro,NA +3517,Dionysus Barney,dionysus barney,NA +3518,SEA CAPTAIN/POSEIDON,sea captainposeidon,NA +3519,SEA CAPTAIN/POSEIDON CLOUD,sea captainposeidon cloud,NA +3520,Sirens,sirens,NA +3521,Crewmembers,crewmembers,NA +3522,Discus Stu,discus stu,NA +3523,Greek Sailors,greek sailors,NA +3524,Circe,circe,NA +3525,Lenny Pig,lenny pig,NA +3526,Dead Souls,dead souls,NA +3527,Other Suitors,other suitors,NA +3528,Goose,goose,NA +3529,Catapult Man,catapult man,NA +3530,French Army,french army,NA +4165,Pie #3,pie 3,NA +3498,BUCK,buck,m +3503,Zack,zack,m +3440,Gabriel,gabriel,m +3531,English Soldier,english soldier,NA +3532,English Soldier #1,english soldier 1,NA +3533,English Soldier #2,english soldier 2,NA +3534,Judge Lovejoy,judge lovejoy,NA +3535,Courtroom Audience,courtroom audience,NA +3536,Hamlet Bart,hamlet bart,NA +3537,Court,court,NA +3538,Viking,viking,NA +3539,Guilden-Lenny,guilden-lenny,NA +3540,Rosen-Carl,rosen-carl,NA +3541,Man In The Moon,man in the moon,NA +3542,Female Robot,female robot,NA +3543,Mr. Movie Phone,mr movie phone,NA +3544,Telemarketer,telemarketer,NA +3545,Ronaldo,ronaldo,NA +3546,Sexy Blonde Woman,sexy blonde woman,NA +3547,PINEAPPLE MAN,pineapple man,NA +3548,FLAMINGO,flamingo,NA +3549,Lifeguard,lifeguard,NA +3550,Potato,potato,NA +3551,Crows,crows,NA +3552,Present-Day Homer,present-day homer,NA +3553,Trey Anastasio,trey anastasio,NA +3554,Page McConnell,page mcconnell,NA +3555,Jon Fishman,jon fishman,NA +3556,SOME AUDIENCE MEMBERS,some audience members,NA +3557,Mike Gordon,mike gordon,NA +3558,Pete,pete,NA +3559,Seamus,seamus,NA +3560,Booking Agent,booking agent,NA +3561,Mr. Blackwell,mr blackwell,NA +3562,Jenkins,jenkins,NA +3563,Danger Dog,danger dog,NA +3564,Stan Lee,stan lee,NA +3565,Stegosaurus,stegosaurus,NA +3566,Todd Linux,todd linux,NA +3567,Bin Laden,bin laden,NA +3568,Lou Rawls,lou rawls,NA +3569,Voice Actor,voice actor,NA +3570,Cartoon Bart,cartoon bart,NA +3571,Passersby,passersby,NA +3572,Paperboy,paperboy,NA +3573,Milkman,milkman,NA +3574,Piano Lady,piano lady,NA +3575,Squishee Lady,squishee lady,NA +3576,Tom Brokaw,tom brokaw,NA +3577,Dream Squishee Lady,dream squishee lady,NA +3578,James Lipton,james lipton,NA +3579,Delivery Guy,delivery guy,NA +3580,Divorce Lawyer,divorce lawyer,NA +3581,Sashi,sashi,NA +3582,Pria,pria,NA +3583,Uma,uma,NA +3584,Sandeep,sandeep,NA +3585,Nabendu,nabendu,NA +3586,Gheet,gheet,NA +3587,Deliveryman,deliveryman,NA +3588,Ms. Pommelhorst,ms pommelhorst,NA +3589,Liberace Doll,liberace doll,NA +3590,Carrie,carrie,NA +3591,Tina,tina,NA +3592,Robert Pinsky,robert pinsky,NA +3593,Student #1,student 1,NA +3594,Student #2,student 2,NA +3595,Glue-bottle Cow,glue-bottle cow,NA +3596,Student #3,student 3,NA +3597,Student #4,student 4,NA +3598,CATERPILLAR,caterpillar,NA +3599,Screamapillar,screamapillar,NA +3600,Homer Devil,homer devil,NA +3601,Homer Angel,homer angel,NA +3602,VOICE OVER MEGAPHONE,voice over megaphone,NA +3603,Mrs. Bellamy,mrs bellamy,NA +3604,LADIES,ladies,NA +3605,Prison Warden,prison warden,NA +3606,Michael Clark Duncan,michael clark duncan,NA +3607,Executioner,executioner,NA +3608,Man With Braces,man with braces,NA +3609,Carmen Electra,carmen electra,NA +3610,Butterfly,butterfly,NA +3611,Fonzie,fonzie,NA +3612,Arnie,arnie,NA +3613,Looters,looters,NA +3614,Beatnik,beatnik,NA +3615,Monster,monster,NA +3616,Newsie,newsie,NA +3617,Otis,otis,NA +3618,Other Gangsters,other gangsters,NA +3619,Maude Ghost,maude ghost,NA +3620,Demon Maude,demon maude,NA +3621,Peddler,peddler,NA +3622,Homer Double,homer double,NA +3623,Doubles,doubles,NA +3624,HOMER DOUBLES,homer doubles,NA +3625,TRACEY ULLMAN SHOW HOMER,tracey ullman show homer,NA +3626,Farmer Gil,farmer gil,NA +3627,Army General,army general,NA +3628,Air Force General,air force general,NA +3629,WILLIAM BONNEY,william bonney,NA +3630,WILLIAM BONNEY/BILLY THE KID,william bonneybilly the kid,NA +3631,BILLY THE KID,billy the kid,NA +3632,Sundance Kid,sundance kid,NA +3633,Frank James,frank james,NA +3634,Kaiser,kaiser,NA +3635,Future Homer,future homer,NA +3636,Turkey Frink,turkey frink,NA +3637,Panther Marge,panther marge,NA +3638,Cow Flanders,cow flanders,NA +3639,Ralph Peacock,ralph peacock,NA +3640,Comic Book Ram,comic book ram,NA +3641,Pig Wiggum,pig wiggum,NA +3642,Owl Lisa,owl lisa,NA +3643,Alligator Sea Captain,alligator sea captain,NA +3644,Fox Burns,fox burns,NA +3645,LISA OWL,lisa owl,NA +3646,Spider Bart,spider bart,NA +3647,Disco Shrew,disco shrew,NA +3648,Other Manimals,other manimals,NA +3649,Walrus Homer,walrus homer,NA +3650,Cab Driver,cab driver,NA +3651,Network Announcer,network announcer,NA +3652,Female Cab Driver,female cab driver,NA +3653,Drunk Homer,drunk homer,NA +3655,Keith Richards,keith richards,NA +3656,Elvis Costello,elvis costello,NA +3657,Lenny Kravitz,lenny kravitz,NA +3658,Kenny Loggins,kenny loggins,NA +3659,Brian Setzer,brian setzer,NA +3660,Tom Petty,tom petty,NA +3661,GROUPIES,groupies,NA +3662,Rock Stars,rock stars,NA +3663,Salvadoran Rebel,salvadoran rebel,NA +3664,Jeff Probst,jeff probst,NA +3665,Rhino,rhino,NA +3666,Male Game Show Host,male game show host,NA +3667,Race Track Announcer,race track announcer,NA +3668,Japanese Joey,japanese joey,NA +3669,Japanese Phoebe,japanese phoebe,NA +3670,Clock Announcer,clock announcer,NA +3671,Robot #1,robot 1,NA +3672,Robot #2,robot 2,NA +3673,Clown,clown,NA +3674,Characters,characters,NA +3675,M.C. Safety,mc safety,NA +3676,Caution Crew Member,caution crew member,NA +3678,Third-grade Class,third-grade class,NA +3679,Third-grade Girl,third-grade girl,NA +3680,Teenagers,teenagers,NA +3681,Senate Chairman,senate chairman,NA +3682,Governor Mary Bailey,governor mary bailey,NA +3683,Homeless Man,homeless man,NA +3684,Mountain Man,mountain man,NA +3685,Grandpappy,grandpappy,NA +3686,Mountain Woman,mountain woman,NA +3687,Spanish Man,spanish man,NA +3689,Kid Announcer,kid announcer,NA +3690,BAJA MEN,baja men,NA +3691,LINDSAY/COOKIE,lindsaycookie,NA +3692,Television,television,NA +3693,Clownface,clownface,NA +3694,Chief O'Hara,chief ohara,NA +3695,Veterans,veterans,NA +3696,Head Veteran,head veteran,NA +3697,Angelo,angelo,NA +3698,All Men,all men,NA +3699,Kiki,kiki,NA +3700,Shoe Buyer #1,shoe buyer 1,NA +3701,Shoe Buyer #2,shoe buyer 2,NA +3702,Stampy,stampy,NA +3703,Baha Men,baha men,NA +3704,Larry Holmes,larry holmes,NA +3705,Gummy Sue,gummy sue,NA +3706,Kozlov,kozlov,NA +3707,Termites,termites,NA +3708,Exterminator,exterminator,NA +3709,Bran Producers,bran producers,NA +3710,Bran Producer #1,bran producer 1,NA +3711,Bran Producer #2,bran producer 2,NA +3712,Mitch,mitch,NA +3713,David Lander,david lander,NA +3714,BEARDED MAN,bearded man,NA +3715,Female Castaway,female castaway,NA +3716,Sad Man,sad man,NA +3717,Reality Show Tribe,reality show tribe,NA +3718,Cameraman #1,cameraman 1,NA +3719,Cameraman #2,cameraman 2,NA +3720,Cop #1,cop 1,NA +3721,Cop #2,cop 2,NA +3722,Masseur,masseur,NA +3723,ASIAN MASSEUSE,asian masseuse,NA +3724,Yoga Master,yoga master,NA +3725,Man With Mustache,man with mustache,NA +3726,HOMER THOUGHTS,homer thoughts,NA +3727,Roommate,roommate,NA +3728,Decapitating Harry,decapitating harry,NA +3729,High-tech Cell,high-tech cell,NA +3730,Junior,junior,NA +3731,Man Dressed As Jester,man dressed as jester,NA +3732,Reveler,reveler,NA +3733,SIX-YEAR-OLD GRAMPA,six-year-old grampa,NA +3734,Judge #2,judge 2,NA +3735,Judge #1,judge 1,NA +3736,Judge #3,judge 3,NA +3737,Robin Williams,robin williams,NA +3738,Committee Chairman,committee chairman,NA +3739,Sad Whiny Voice,sad whiny voice,NA +3740,Animatronic Gay Men,animatronic gay men,NA +3741,Riders,riders,NA +3742,RIDER,rider,NA +3743,Robot Mother,robot mother,NA +3744,Maniacal-looking Teacher,maniacal-looking teacher,NA +3654,Mick Jagger,mick jagger,m +3688,Cookie Kwan,cookie kwan,f +3745,Little Richard,little richard,NA +3746,Skinner's Thoughts,skinners thoughts,NA +3747,Mrs. Skinner's Thoughts,mrs skinners thoughts,NA +3748,Cartoon Mouse Voice,cartoon mouse voice,NA +3749,FEMALE MTV V.J.,female mtv vj,NA +3750,Elliott Gould,elliott gould,NA +3751,Girl's Thoughts,girls thoughts,NA +3752,Bully,bully,NA +3753,Turbo Diary,turbo diary,NA +3754,Movie Narrator,movie narrator,NA +3755,FLANDERS' VOICE,flanders voice,NA +3756,Space Frog,space frog,NA +3757,ASTRONAUT VOICE,astronaut voice,NA +3758,Sheriff Lisa,sheriff lisa,NA +3760,HEAD PROTESTER,head protester,NA +3761,Giuseppe,giuseppe,NA +3762,MISS SEPTEMBER,miss september,NA +3763,Scary Voice,scary voice,NA +3764,SCARY MAN,scary man,NA +3765,Mugger,mugger,NA +3766,Cheap Girlfriend,cheap girlfriend,NA +3767,Ruth Powers,ruth powers,NA +3768,Sonya,sonya,NA +3769,Lisa Leslie,lisa leslie,NA +3770,SWISH,swish,NA +3771,David McCullough,david mccullough,NA +3772,Ken Burns,ken burns,NA +3773,Skating Announcer,skating announcer,NA +3774,Tanker Driver,tanker driver,NA +3775,Aa Group,aa group,NA +3776,Bowler,bowler,NA +3777,Bowling Teammates,bowling teammates,NA +3778,Booming Voice,booming voice,NA +3779,Buddha,buddha,NA +3780,Walter Cronkite,walter cronkite,NA +3781,Ornette Coleman,ornette coleman,NA +3782,Furbies,furbies,NA +3783,Balki,balki,NA +3784,Happy Face,happy face,NA +3785,Uwa,uwa,NA +3786,Stenographer,stenographer,NA +3787,Tony Hawk,tony hawk,NA +3788,Tom DeLonge,tom delonge,NA +3789,Mark Hoppus,mark hoppus,NA +3790,Travis Barker,travis barker,NA +3791,Event Announcer,event announcer,NA +3792,Commercial Actress,commercial actress,NA +3793,60-Year-Old Nelson,60-year-old nelson,NA +3794,Booberella,booberella,NA +3795,Frankenstein,frankenstein,NA +3796,GRAVELLY MALE SINGER,gravelly male singer,NA +3797,Truck Commercial Announcer,truck commercial announcer,NA +3798,Rib-It,rib-it,NA +3799,Lisa's Cheering Section,lisas cheering section,NA +3801,Barnard,barnard,NA +3802,Radcliffe,radcliffe,NA +3803,Wellesley,wellesley,NA +3804,Mount Holyoke,mount holyoke,NA +3805,Vassar,vassar,NA +3806,Smith,smith,NA +3807,Bryn Mawr,bryn mawr,NA +3808,Seven Sisters,seven sisters,NA +3809,Real Lisa,real lisa,NA +3810,Ribhead,ribhead,NA +3811,Ribhead #2,ribhead 2,NA +3812,Italian Man,italian man,NA +3813,Sun Moon,sun moon,NA +3814,Hibbert Boy,hibbert boy,NA +3815,Big Band Singer,big band singer,NA +3816,Irish Cop,irish cop,NA +3818,REPORTER CLETUS,reporter cletus,NA +3819,James L. Brooks,james l brooks,NA +3820,Helen Fielding,helen fielding,NA +3821,MOE HOWARD,moe howard,NA +3822,Airport Official,airport official,NA +3823,Republicans,republicans,NA +3824,Armstrong,armstrong,NA +3825,Jet Pilot,jet pilot,NA +3826,Fox News Anchor,fox news anchor,NA +3827,Southern Congressman,southern congressman,NA +3828,Elderly Congressman,elderly congressman,NA +3829,Committee Member,committee member,NA +3830,Committee Member #2,committee member 2,NA +3831,Congressperson,congressperson,NA +3832,Sgt. At Arms,sgt at arms,NA +3833,Speaker Of The House,speaker of the house,NA +3834,House Members,house members,NA +3835,Mouse Paramedic,mouse paramedic,NA +3836,Nuts & Bolts,nuts bolts,NA +3837,Terrence,terrence,NA +3839,First Worker,first worker,NA +3840,Capitol Dome,capitol dome,NA +3841,Nuclear Inspector,nuclear inspector,NA +3842,Animated Skinner,animated skinner,NA +3844,Sad Voice,sad voice,NA +3845,Hobby Shop Guy,hobby shop guy,NA +3846,Astronomer,astronomer,NA +3847,MALE COMPUTER VOICE,male computer voice,NA +3848,Angry Mob,angry mob,NA +4166,Pies,pies,NA +3817,Sara Sloane,sara sloane,f +3800,George Plimpton,george plimpton,m +3759,Colt,colt,m +3838,Stark Richdale,stark richdale,m +3849,Jimmy the Snitch,jimmy the snitch,NA +3850,PUZZLE LENNY,puzzle lenny,NA +3851,Bachelors,bachelors,NA +3854,Stylist,stylist,NA +3855,Lesbian,lesbian,NA +3856,Large Gay Man,large gay man,NA +3857,Weird Al,weird al,NA +3858,Black Knight,black knight,NA +3859,King,king,NA +3860,Young Dr. Hibbert,young dr hibbert,NA +3861,David Byrne,david byrne,NA +3862,William Shatner,william shatner,NA +3863,Wrangler #1,wrangler 1,NA +3864,Wrangler #2,wrangler 2,NA +3865,Luke,luke,NA +3866,Cleanie,cleanie,NA +3867,Native American,native american,NA +3868,Clara,clara,NA +3869,Native American Woman,native american woman,NA +3870,Brave,brave,NA +3871,Owl,owl,NA +3872,Rabbit,rabbit,NA +3873,Elk,elk,NA +3874,Dry Cleaner,dry cleaner,NA +3875,Man With Sack,man with sack,NA +3876,Man With Plow,man with plow,NA +3877,Rin Tin Tin,rin tin tin,NA +3878,H.K. Duff,hk duff,NA +3879,American Astronaut,american astronaut,NA +3880,Russian Astronaut,russian astronaut,NA +3881,Astronauts,astronauts,NA +3882,Les,les,NA +3883,REGIS,regis,NA +3884,SUDS MCDUFF,suds mcduff,NA +3885,Derelicts,derelicts,NA +3886,Parasailer #1,parasailer 1,NA +3887,Parasailer #2,parasailer 2,NA +3888,Male Narrator,male narrator,NA +3889,Female Tour Guide,female tour guide,NA +3890,Female,female,NA +3891,Southern Woman,southern woman,NA +3892,Woman's Daughter,womans daughter,NA +3893,Armando,armando,NA +3894,Tv Chef,tv chef,NA +3895,Grouchy Old Man,grouchy old man,NA +3896,Sweet Old Lady,sweet old lady,NA +3897,Peruvian Frogs,peruvian frogs,NA +3898,Steve Buscemi,steve buscemi,NA +3899,Turks,turks,NA +3900,Marriage Counselor,marriage counselor,NA +3901,Jackson Browne,jackson browne,NA +3902,Busboys,busboys,NA +3903,Farty,farty,NA +3904,O.J.,oj,NA +3905,Pax Announcer,pax announcer,NA +3906,Silver-haired Woman,silver-haired woman,NA +3907,Jim Proudfoot,jim proudfoot,NA +3908,Junior Dandy Chief,junior dandy chief,NA +3909,Venus Flytrap,venus flytrap,NA +3910,Beautiful Woman,beautiful woman,NA +3911,Jethro,jethro,NA +3912,Granny,granny,NA +3913,Hot Woman,hot woman,NA +3914,Elmo,elmo,NA +3915,Godfather,godfather,NA +3916,Homer Doll,homer doll,NA +3917,Don Castellaneta,don castellaneta,NA +3918,Younger Mobster,younger mobster,NA +3919,Death,death,NA +3920,Frankie the Squealer,frankie the squealer,NA +3921,Swedish Scientist,swedish scientist,NA +3923,Young Professor Frink,young professor frink,NA +3924,Jennifer Garner,jennifer garner,NA +3925,Dudley Herschbach,dudley herschbach,NA +3926,Oscar De La Hoya,oscar de la hoya,NA +3927,Fbi Agent,fbi agent,NA +3928,Asian Woman,asian woman,NA +3929,Federal Agent,federal agent,NA +3930,Female Prisoners,female prisoners,NA +3931,Second Prisoner,second prisoner,NA +3932,Prison Bus Driver,prison bus driver,NA +3933,Other Prisoners,other prisoners,NA +3934,First Prisoner,first prisoner,NA +3935,French Teacher,french teacher,NA +3936,Michael Moore,michael moore,NA +3937,Boy Student,boy student,NA +3938,Dad #2,dad 2,NA +3939,Alien Rock Band,alien rock band,NA +3940,Museum-goers,museum-goers,NA +3941,Edwina,edwina,NA +3942,Tony Blair,tony blair,NA +3943,English Gentleman,english gentleman,NA +3944,Concierge,concierge,NA +3945,J.K. Rowling,jk rowling,NA +3946,Squeaky-Voiced British Teen,squeaky-voiced british teen,NA +3947,Judi Dench,judi dench,NA +3948,Gentleman #1,gentleman 1,NA +3949,GENTLEMAN #2,gentleman 2,NA +3950,Lord Daftwager,lord daftwager,NA +3951,Evan Marriott,evan marriott,NA +3952,Sir Ian McKellen,sir ian mckellen,NA +3953,Deep British Voice,deep british voice,NA +3954,Courtroom,courtroom,NA +3955,Young Girl In Crowd,young girl in crowd,NA +3922,Frink Senior,frink senior,m +3852,Grady,grady,m +3956,Second Guard,second guard,NA +3957,Sparkly Elves,sparkly elves,NA +3958,Madonna,madonna,NA +3959,HOMER-ISH WOMAN'S VOICE,homer-ish womans voice,NA +3960,Abbey,abbey,NA +3961,Cucumber Moses,cucumber moses,NA +3962,Candy Ball,candy ball,NA +3963,Grant Connor,grant connor,NA +3964,Care Bear,care bear,NA +3965,Prostitute,prostitute,NA +3966,2nd Peddler,2nd peddler,NA +3967,1st Construction Worker,1st construction worker,NA +3968,2nd Construction Worker,2nd construction worker,NA +3969,Ultrasound Woman,ultrasound woman,NA +3970,Jeremy,jeremy,NA +3971,Diane,diane,NA +3972,Beach Boys Experience,beach boys experience,NA +3973,Curb Re-painter,curb re-painter,NA +3974,Kathy,kathy,NA +3975,Holiday Special Announcer,holiday special announcer,NA +3976,Soulful Prune,soulful prune,NA +3977,Classy Clerk,classy clerk,NA +3978,Talking Astrolabe,talking astrolabe,NA +3979,REDNECK RADIO DJ,redneck radio dj,NA +3980,Country Singer,country singer,NA +3981,BACKUP SINGERS,backup singers,NA +3982,ASTROLABE,astrolabe,NA +3983,Jimmy Stewart Puppet,jimmy stewart puppet,NA +3984,Cartoon Announcer,cartoon announcer,NA +3985,Mr. McGrew,mr mcgrew,NA +3986,Bob Cratchett,bob cratchett,NA +3987,Ghost Of Xmas Past,ghost of xmas past,NA +3988,Sitcom Character,sitcom character,NA +3989,Ebenezer Urkel,ebenezer urkel,NA +3990,Mr. Sulu,mr sulu,NA +3991,Mr. Scott,mr scott,NA +3992,Pregnant Woman,pregnant woman,NA +3993,Wildlife Host,wildlife host,NA +3994,HANK HILL,hank hill,NA +3996,Gerbil,gerbil,NA +3997,Kids Chorus,kids chorus,NA +3998,Helpful Bear,helpful bear,NA +3999,Concert Announcer,concert announcer,NA +4000,Tinky Winky,tinky winky,NA +4001,Concert Crowd,concert crowd,NA +4002,Kid Crowd,kid crowd,NA +4003,Afghani Man,afghani man,NA +4004,Most Of Crowd,most of crowd,NA +4005,Speak 'n' Spell,speak n spell,NA +4006,Perverts,perverts,NA +4007,Tobacco Lobbyist,tobacco lobbyist,NA +4008,Mother On Ad,mother on ad,NA +4009,Actress In Blue Wig,actress in blue wig,NA +4010,"""Yeeeessss"" Man",yeeeessss man,NA +4011,Bike Guy,bike guy,NA +4012,Macho Tv Announcer,macho tv announcer,NA +4013,ROBOT WARS ANNOUNCER #2,robot wars announcer 2,NA +4014,ROBOT WARS ANNOUNCER #1,robot wars announcer 1,NA +4015,Knockahomer,knockahomer,NA +4016,Scary Robot,scary robot,NA +4017,Security Voice,security voice,NA +4018,Esme Delacroix,esme delacroix,NA +4019,Boris,boris,NA +4020,Siren,siren,NA +4021,Bartleby,bartleby,NA +4022,Leezakiah,leezakiah,NA +4023,Temperance,temperance,NA +4024,Captain Mordecai,captain mordecai,NA +4025,CYRUS MANLEY,cyrus manley,NA +4026,Jealousy,jealousy,NA +4027,Honesty,honesty,NA +4028,Conscience,conscience,NA +4029,Libido,libido,NA +4030,Thomas Pynchon,thomas pynchon,NA +4031,Springfieldites,springfieldites,NA +4032,Ashley Olsen,ashley olsen,NA +4033,Mary-Kate Olsen,mary-kate olsen,NA +4034,Elderly Librarian,elderly librarian,NA +4036,MARGARINE OF ARAGON,margarine of aragon,NA +4037,Court Herald,court herald,NA +4038,Royal Physician,royal physician,NA +4039,Prince Bart,prince bart,NA +4040,Margarine,margarine,NA +4041,Thomas More,thomas more,NA +4042,Barrister,barrister,NA +4043,Anne Boleyn,anne boleyn,NA +4044,Archbishop Lovejoy,archbishop lovejoy,NA +4045,Jane Seymour,jane seymour,NA +4046,Next Wife #2,next wife 2,NA +4047,Next Wife #3,next wife 3,NA +4048,Anne of Cleves,anne of cleves,NA +4049,Advisor Moe,advisor moe,NA +4050,Chief Homer,chief homer,NA +4051,Sacagawea,sacagawea,NA +4052,Charbonneau,charbonneau,NA +4053,Explorers,explorers,NA +4054,Mozart,mozart,NA +4055,Salieri,salieri,NA +4056,RAINER WOLFCASTLE,rainer wolfcastle,NA +4057,Fops,fops,NA +4058,Emperor Joseph II,emperor joseph ii,NA +4059,Knight Chorus,knight chorus,NA +4035,Henry VIII,henry viii,m +4060,LADIES IN WAITING CHORUS,ladies in waiting chorus,NA +4061,Female Soloist,female soloist,NA +4062,Fop #1,fop 1,NA +4063,Fop #2,fop 2,NA +4064,Chancellor Smithers,chancellor smithers,NA +4065,Beethoven,beethoven,NA +4066,Crazies,crazies,NA +4067,Isabel Sanford,isabel sanford,NA +4068,'70s Announcer,70s announcer,NA +4069,Paul Lynde,paul lynde,NA +4070,Nadia Comaneci,nadia comaneci,NA +4071,Lancelot Link,lancelot link,NA +4072,K.I.T.T.,kitt,NA +4073,Salem the Cat,salem the cat,NA +4074,Mr. Ed,mr ed,NA +4075,Woman Bystander,woman bystander,NA +4076,SCRATCHY'S FACE,scratchys face,NA +4077,Indigent Man,indigent man,NA +4078,"""Yesss"" Man",yesss man,NA +4079,Airline Employee,airline employee,NA +4080,Boy #2,boy 2,NA +4081,Cap City Boys,cap city boys,NA +4082,Little Milhouse,little milhouse,NA +4083,Indigent Woman,indigent woman,NA +4084,Miss Wickerbottom,miss wickerbottom,NA +4085,Phonic Frog,phonic frog,NA +4087,Ticket Vendor,ticket vendor,NA +4088,Creepy Little Girl,creepy little girl,NA +4089,Mysterious Noise,mysterious noise,NA +4090,Sec Agent #1,sec agent 1,NA +4091,Sec Agent #2,sec agent 2,NA +4092,Committee Chairwoman,committee chairwoman,NA +4093,Congressional Committee,congressional committee,NA +4094,Arties,arties,NA +4095,Female Ticket Vendor,female ticket vendor,NA +4096,Human Senator,human senator,NA +4097,2nd Voice,2nd voice,NA +4098,Enormous Robot,enormous robot,NA +4099,Miner Father,miner father,NA +4100,Jason,jason,NA +4101,Jim-Jam,jim-jam,NA +4102,Wise Alien,wise alien,NA +4103,Geeky Programmer,geeky programmer,NA +4104,Man In Suit,man in suit,NA +4105,Vintner,vintner,NA +4106,RANDALL,randall,NA +4107,Randall Curtis,randall curtis,NA +4108,Germans,germans,NA +4109,Alcoholics,alcoholics,NA +4110,Kyle,kyle,NA +4111,Greeter,greeter,NA +4112,Store Employee,store employee,NA +4113,Juvies,juvies,NA +4114,Crowd Of Mice,crowd of mice,NA +4115,Juvie #1,juvie 1,NA +4117,Girl Juvies,girl juvies,NA +4118,Boy Juvie,boy juvie,NA +4119,Juvie #2,juvie 2,NA +4120,Juvie Girl,juvie girl,NA +4121,Female Alien,female alien,NA +4122,Blacksmith,blacksmith,NA +4123,Skinner On Plaque,skinner on plaque,NA +4124,CYBORG SPIDER MRS. SKINNER,cyborg spider mrs skinner,NA +4125,Wedding Guests,wedding guests,NA +4126,White Rabbit,white rabbit,NA +4127,Hulk,hulk,NA +4128,Klingons,klingons,NA +4129,PRINCIPAL SKINNER CT,principal skinner ct,NA +4130,Klingon #1,klingon 1,NA +4131,Klingon #2,klingon 2,NA +4132,Convention Freak,convention freak,NA +4133,Klingon Wedding Minister,klingon wedding minister,NA +4134,Unrecognizable Simpsons,unrecognizable simpsons,NA +4135,Uncle Tyrone,uncle tyrone,NA +4136,Ryan O'Neal,ryan oneal,NA +4137,Ali McGraw,ali mcgraw,NA +4138,Miami Passengers,miami passengers,NA +4139,Fit Man,fit man,NA +4140,10 Years Younger Homer,10 years younger homer,NA +4141,10 Years Younger Marge,10 years younger marge,NA +4142,Female Gate Announcer,female gate announcer,NA +4143,1st Class Stewardess,1st class stewardess,NA +4144,Hotel Operator,hotel operator,NA +4145,Young Wife,young wife,NA +4146,Young Husband,young husband,NA +4147,Animal Character,animal character,NA +4148,Widow #1,widow 1,NA +4149,Widow #2,widow 2,NA +4150,Widows,widows,NA +4151,Attractive Widow,attractive widow,NA +4152,Raoul,raoul,NA +4153,American Skipper,american skipper,NA +4154,Canadian Skipper,canadian skipper,NA +4155,AMERICAN/CANADIAN SKIPPERS,americancanadian skippers,NA +4156,Contestant #1,contestant 1,NA +4157,Contestant #2,contestant 2,NA +4158,Farmer Billy,farmer billy,NA +4159,Pig Owner,pig owner,NA +4160,Salad,salad,NA +4161,Nichelle Nichols,nichelle nichols,NA +4162,Pie #1,pie 1,NA +4163,Pie #2,pie 2,NA +4086,Simon,simon,m +4167,Girl Scout,girl scout,NA +4168,Dalai Lama,dalai lama,NA +4170,10-Year-Old Lenny,10-year-old lenny,NA +4171,10-Year-Old Carl,10-year-old carl,NA +4172,T.J.,tj,NA +4173,Ms. Killebrew,ms killebrew,NA +4174,TEN-YEAR-OLD MARGE,ten-year-old marge,NA +4175,Young Helen,young helen,NA +4176,Homer's Mind,homers mind,NA +4177,Marge's Mind,marges mind,NA +4178,Guard On Walkie-talkie,guard on walkie-talkie,NA +4179,Junkies,junkies,NA +4180,Barney's Voice,barneys voice,NA +4181,Managing Editor,managing editor,NA +4182,Eager Young Reporter,eager young reporter,NA +4183,GOLF-COURSE EMPLOYEE,golf-course employee,NA +4184,Other Golfers,other golfers,NA +4186,Elderly Southern Senator,elderly southern senator,NA +4187,Other Senators,other senators,NA +4188,Aide #1,aide 1,NA +4189,Aide #2,aide 2,NA +4190,Swat Team Leader,swat team leader,NA +4191,Detainee #1,detainee 1,NA +4192,Detainee #3,detainee 3,NA +4193,U.S. Constitution,us constitution,NA +4194,Bill O' Rights,bill o rights,NA +4195,Old Coot,old coot,NA +4196,Young Guard,young guard,NA +4197,Immigration Officer,immigration officer,NA +4198,Girlfriend,girlfriend,NA +4199,Cartoon Eagle,cartoon eagle,NA +4200,NVA SGT.,nva sgt,NA +4201,Alien Boss,alien boss,NA +4202,Harlot,harlot,NA +4205,Dr. Bartley,dr bartley,NA +4206,Cockney Woman,cockney woman,NA +4207,Peter Pan,peter pan,NA +4208,Purveyor,purveyor,NA +4209,Stool,stool,NA +4210,Mao,mao,NA +4211,Ebenezer Burns,ebenezer burns,NA +4212,Addicts,addicts,NA +4213,Lord Mayor Quimby,lord mayor quimby,NA +4214,Pleasant Female Voice,pleasant female voice,NA +4215,Blackula,blackula,NA +4216,2nd Homer,2nd homer,NA +4217,Potluckers,potluckers,NA +4218,Marge's Face,marges face,NA +4219,Billy Bullion Cube,billy bullion cube,NA +4220,STUART,stuart,NA +4221,James Caan,james caan,NA +4222,Head Judge,head judge,NA +4223,Twinkle the Kidd,twinkle the kidd,NA +4224,PRINGLES-TYPE MAN,pringles-type man,NA +4225,Koobler Dwarf,koobler dwarf,NA +4226,Food Icons,food icons,NA +4227,Eight-year-old Girl,eight-year-old girl,NA +4228,Eight-year-old Girl's Friend,eight-year-old girls friend,NA +4229,Male Clerk,male clerk,NA +4230,Reflection,reflection,NA +4231,Mr. Muntz,mr muntz,NA +4232,News Crew Member #1,news crew member 1,NA +4233,News Crew Member #2,news crew member 2,NA +4235,Bob Dylan,bob dylan,NA +4236,Teenage Moe,teenage moe,NA +4237,Lisa's Reflection,lisas reflection,NA +4238,Hard-bitten Man,hard-bitten man,NA +4239,Conf. Delegate,conf delegate,NA +4240,Man Caught In Lava,man caught in lava,NA +4241,SPONGE BOB,sponge bob,NA +4242,Sgt. Activity,sgt activity,NA +4243,Lt. Adventure,lt adventure,NA +4244,Exhibitor #1,exhibitor 1,NA +4245,Exhibitor #3,exhibitor 3,NA +4246,Retailers,retailers,NA +4248,Chum,chum,NA +4249,Homer's Muzzle,homers muzzle,NA +4250,Employment Counselor,employment counselor,NA +4251,Border Agent,border agent,NA +4252,Canadians,canadians,NA +4253,Pharmacist,pharmacist,NA +4254,U.S. Border Guard,us border guard,NA +4255,2nd U.S. Border Guard,2nd us border guard,NA +4256,Los Jacquitos Leader,los jacquitos leader,NA +4257,Mountie,mountie,NA +4258,Canadian Official #1,canadian official 1,NA +4259,Canadian Official #2,canadian official 2,NA +4260,Server #1,server 1,NA +4261,Server #2,server 2,NA +4262,Health Inspector,health inspector,NA +4263,New Health Inspector,new health inspector,NA +4264,Loan Officer,loan officer,NA +4265,Drunks,drunks,NA +4266,Three Of Diamonds,three of diamonds,NA +4267,Five Of Diamonds,five of diamonds,NA +4268,Jack Of Clubs,jack of clubs,NA +4269,Eight Of Clubs,eight of clubs,NA +4204,Eliza,eliza,f +4169,10-Year-Old Homer,10-year-old homer,m +4185,Nash Castor,nash castor,m +4203,Inspector Wiggum,inspector wiggum,m +4247,Goose Gladwell,goose gladwell,m +4270,Jack Of Diamonds,jack of diamonds,NA +4271,SQUEAKY-VOICED TEEN ATTENDANT,squeaky-voiced teen attendant,NA +4272,Toddler,toddler,NA +4273,MOE-BIRD,moe-bird,NA +4274,Moe's Thoughts,moes thoughts,NA +4275,France,france,NA +4276,Japan,japan,NA +4277,Botswana,botswana,NA +4278,Antarctica,antarctica,NA +4279,Italian Tour Guide,italian tour guide,NA +4280,Italian Plumber,italian plumber,NA +4281,AFRICAN-AMERICAN MAN,african-american man,NA +4282,Deion Overstreet,deion overstreet,NA +4283,Grandson,grandson,NA +4284,Grandfather,grandfather,NA +4285,Timmy,timmy,NA +4286,LeBron James,lebron james,NA +4287,Michelle Kwan,michelle kwan,NA +4288,Yao Ming,yao ming,NA +4289,Mr. Burns Logo,mr burns logo,NA +4290,Captain McCallister's Head,captain mccallisters head,NA +4291,Espn-style Anchorman #1,espn-style anchorman 1,NA +4292,Espn-style Anchorman #2,espn-style anchorman 2,NA +4293,Warren Sapp,warren sapp,NA +4294,Tom Brady,tom brady,NA +4295,Huge Man #1,huge man 1,NA +4296,Commissioner,commissioner,NA +4297,Texas Owner,texas owner,NA +4298,Nfl Film-type Announcer,nfl film-type announcer,NA +4299,Different Man,different man,NA +4300,Super Bowl Crowd,super bowl crowd,NA +4301,Game Show Audience,game show audience,NA +4302,Anchorman,anchorman,NA +4303,Alcatraaaz,alcatraaaz,NA +4304,Woman In Crowd,woman in crowd,NA +4305,50 Cent,50 cent,NA +4306,FAMILIAR VOICE,familiar voice,NA +4307,Deputy,deputy,NA +4308,Bart on Tape,bart on tape,NA +4309,Tailor,tailor,NA +4310,Needy Woman,needy woman,NA +4311,Posse,posse,NA +4312,HOWELL HUSER,howell huser,NA +4313,Kitchen Wizard,kitchen wizard,NA +4314,Calypso Singer,calypso singer,NA +4315,Calypso Chorus,calypso chorus,NA +4316,Veronica,veronica,NA +4317,Homers,homers,NA +4318,Leslie,leslie,NA +4319,Ranger Johnson,ranger johnson,NA +4320,Store Manager,store manager,NA +4321,Backpack,backpack,NA +4322,Gary Busey,gary busey,NA +4323,Dutchwoman,dutchwoman,NA +4324,Frenchman,frenchman,NA +4325,SIX-YEAR-OLD-BART,six-year-old-bart,NA +4326,4-Year-Old Lisa,4-year-old lisa,NA +4327,Robert Wagner,robert wagner,NA +4328,Active Woman,active woman,NA +4329,Mr. Zhao,mr zhao,NA +4330,Chinese Dragon,chinese dragon,NA +4331,Red Dragon,red dragon,NA +4332,Chinese Pilot,chinese pilot,NA +4333,Chinese Co-pilot,chinese co-pilot,NA +4334,Functionary,functionary,NA +4336,Barbarian,barbarian,NA +4337,2nd Barbarian,2nd barbarian,NA +4338,Chinese Uncle Ben,chinese uncle ben,NA +4339,Chinese Willy,chinese willy,NA +4340,Chinese Announcer,chinese announcer,NA +4341,Disgruntled Audience Member,disgruntled audience member,NA +4342,Disgruntled Audience Member #2,disgruntled audience member 2,NA +4343,Disgruntled Audience Member #3,disgruntled audience member 3,NA +4344,Chinese Acrobats,chinese acrobats,NA +4345,Ling,ling,NA +4346,Chinese Man,chinese man,NA +4347,Chinese Guard #1,chinese guard 1,NA +4348,Chinese Guard #2,chinese guard 2,NA +4349,David Silverman,david silverman,NA +4350,Muscular Homer,muscular homer,NA +4351,Brenda,brenda,NA +4352,Roger,roger,NA +4353,Fashionable Lady,fashionable lady,NA +4354,Andrew Jackson,andrew jackson,NA +4355,New England Rv-er,new england rv-er,NA +4356,Martha,martha,NA +4357,Southern Rv-er,southern rv-er,NA +4358,Jesus,jesus,NA +4359,Rv-ers,rv-ers,NA +4360,Square Dance Caller,square dance caller,NA +4361,Suv Families,suv families,NA +4362,Turkish Captain,turkish captain,NA +4363,Turkish Crewman,turkish crewman,NA +4364,Male Tenor,male tenor,NA +4365,Springfield Billy,springfield billy,NA +4366,Female Theatergoer,female theatergoer,NA +4367,Snobby Older Male Theatergoer,snobby older male theatergoer,NA +4368,Snobby Theatergoers,snobby theatergoers,NA +4369,Basketball Player,basketball player,NA +4370,Oboist,oboist,NA +4371,Frank Gehry,frank gehry,NA +5087,ALEPPO,aleppo,NA +4372,Shelbyvillians,shelbyvillians,NA +4373,Officer Krackney,officer krackney,NA +4376,Jenda,jenda,NA +4378,Teenage Nelson,teenage nelson,NA +4379,Sherri's Belly,sherris belly,NA +4380,Terri's Belly,terris belly,NA +4381,Assistant Principal Kearney,assistant principal kearney,NA +4382,Teenage Ralph,teenage ralph,NA +4383,Angry Rainbows,angry rainbows,NA +4384,Teenage Martin,teenage martin,NA +4385,Robo-Wiggum,robo-wiggum,NA +4387,MOE-CLONE,moe-clone,NA +4388,Uni-clams,uni-clams,NA +4389,Sad Uni-clam,sad uni-clam,NA +4390,Spider Moe,spider moe,NA +4391,Graduates,graduates,NA +4392,Teenage Sherri,teenage sherri,NA +4393,50-ish Lisa,50-ish lisa,NA +4394,50-ish Milhouse,50-ish milhouse,NA +4395,VICE-PRESIDENT CLETUS,vice-president cletus,NA +4396,Knockers Waitress,knockers waitress,NA +4397,President Homer,president homer,NA +4398,Record,record,NA +4399,Brooklyn Private,brooklyn private,NA +4400,Sergeant Skinner,sergeant skinner,NA +4401,Stapled Soldier,stapled soldier,NA +4402,Army Men,army men,NA +4403,Vending Machine,vending machine,NA +4404,Vending Machine #2,vending machine 2,NA +4406,German Backpacker,german backpacker,NA +4407,Female German Backpacker,female german backpacker,NA +4408,German Student,german student,NA +4409,Sadistic German Backpacker,sadistic german backpacker,NA +4410,Clarissa Wellington,clarissa wellington,NA +4411,Cameron Winklevoss,cameron winklevoss,NA +4412,TEENAGE P.A.,teenage pa,NA +4413,Bored Voice,bored voice,NA +4414,10-year-old-girl,10-year-old-girl,NA +4415,Photography Club,photography club,NA +4416,Buddhist Monk,buddhist monk,NA +4417,Anguished Woman,anguished woman,NA +4418,MAN IN DEVIL SUIT,man in devil suit,NA +4419,Marine Biologist,marine biologist,NA +4420,Bookstore Clerk,bookstore clerk,NA +4421,EURO-TRASH VOICE,euro-trash voice,NA +4422,ARCHANGEL,archangel,NA +4423,Demon,demon,NA +4424,Dean Martin,dean martin,NA +4425,Public Radio Announcer,public radio announcer,NA +4426,Female Radio Host,female radio host,NA +4427,Stefan Whitmore,stefan whitmore,NA +4428,Bohemian-looking Man,bohemian-looking man,NA +4429,Goat,goat,NA +4430,Katja,katja,NA +4431,Vicki,vicki,NA +4432,Male Crowd,male crowd,NA +4433,Clay,clay,NA +4434,Humbleton Passersby,humbleton passersby,NA +4435,Humbleton Man,humbleton man,NA +4436,Humbleton Woman,humbleton woman,NA +4437,Jason Bateman,jason bateman,NA +4438,Sister Thomasina,sister thomasina,NA +4440,Sean's Dad,seans dad,NA +4441,Young Sean,young sean,NA +4442,St. Sebastian,st sebastian,NA +4443,Dying Soldier,dying soldier,NA +4444,Church Women,church women,NA +4445,Croquet Player #1,croquet player 1,NA +4446,Croquet Player #2,croquet player 2,NA +4447,Emcee,emcee,NA +4448,Pious Riot,pious riot,NA +4449,Band Member,band member,NA +4450,Band Members,band members,NA +4451,1st Leader,1st leader,NA +4452,2nd Leader,2nd leader,NA +4453,1st Army,1st army,NA +4454,2nd Army,2nd army,NA +4455,Oakland Player,oakland player,NA +4456,1st Actress,1st actress,NA +4457,2nd Actress,2nd actress,NA +4458,Character,character,NA +4459,SEA CREATURE,sea creature,NA +4460,Caleb Thorn,caleb thorn,NA +4461,MANATEE,manatee,NA +4462,Victor,victor,NA +4463,Uncle John,uncle john,NA +4464,Aunt Kathy,aunt kathy,NA +4465,Randy,randy,NA +4466,Jet Skier #1,jet skier 1,NA +4467,Jet Skier #2,jet skier 2,NA +4468,Jet Skiers,jet skiers,NA +4469,Vampire Puppet,vampire puppet,NA +4470,Frederick Ives Hologram,frederick ives hologram,NA +4471,Katherine Blodgett Hologram,katherine blodgett hologram,NA +4472,Alexander Graham Bell Hologram,alexander graham bell hologram,NA +4473,Elisha Gray Hologram,elisha gray hologram,NA +4405,Tab Spangler,tab spangler,m +4439,Father Sean,father sean,m +4386,Bender,bender,m +4474,Museum Head,museum head,NA +4475,SHADOWY CREATURE,shadowy creature,NA +4476,Plant Monster,plant monster,NA +4477,Pane Of Glass,pane of glass,NA +4478,Shrimp Monster,shrimp monster,NA +4479,Milton Burkhart,milton burkhart,NA +4480,Gravedigger Billy,gravedigger billy,NA +4481,Cowboy In Black,cowboy in black,NA +4482,Ben Cartwright,ben cartwright,NA +4483,Child Therapist,child therapist,NA +4484,2-Year-Old Bart,2-year-old bart,NA +4485,Grandmotherly Woman,grandmotherly woman,NA +4486,Bart Spider,bart spider,NA +4487,Milhouse Slug,milhouse slug,NA +4488,Wild Beast #1,wild beast 1,NA +4489,Wild Beast #2,wild beast 2,NA +4490,Wild Beast #3,wild beast 3,NA +4491,WILD BEASTS,wild beasts,NA +4492,Emotional Woman,emotional woman,NA +4493,Amer-asian Girl,amer-asian girl,NA +4494,Bratty Teenage Boy,bratty teenage boy,NA +4495,Bratty Teenage Boy #2,bratty teenage boy 2,NA +4496,Bratty Teenage Boy #3,bratty teenage boy 3,NA +4497,Therapist,therapist,NA +4498,Old Robot,old robot,NA +4499,Silver-haired Priest,silver-haired priest,NA +4500,Bunny,bunny,NA +4501,Terry Bradshaw,terry bradshaw,NA +4502,Angels,angels,NA +4503,Grampa Gorilla,grampa gorilla,NA +4504,Dracula Hibbert,dracula hibbert,NA +4505,Einstein Lisa,einstein lisa,NA +4506,Homer's Head,homers head,NA +4507,Werewolf Bart,werewolf bart,NA +4508,Apu Robot,apu robot,NA +4509,Moe Pacifier,moe pacifier,NA +4510,Lenny Pacifier,lenny pacifier,NA +4511,Dennis Rodman Pacifier,dennis rodman pacifier,NA +4512,Strongman,strongman,NA +4513,British Woman,british woman,NA +4514,Old Marge,old marge,NA +4515,Artsy Clerk,artsy clerk,NA +4516,Pirate,pirate,NA +4517,Wolfcastle Supporters,wolfcastle supporters,NA +4518,Bunny Referee,bunny referee,NA +4519,Women On Tour,women on tour,NA +4520,Dolphin,dolphin,NA +4521,Thought Bubble Marge,thought bubble marge,NA +4522,Nana,nana,NA +4523,Younger Milhouse,younger milhouse,NA +4524,Italian Woman,italian woman,NA +4525,Sheila,sheila,NA +4526,Tammy's Husband,tammys husband,NA +4527,Kolani,kolani,NA +4528,Titi,titi,NA +4529,Nene Bird,nene bird,NA +4530,Lamborgotti Executive,lamborgotti executive,NA +4531,Goat Woman,goat woman,NA +4532,Female Grape Stomper,female grape stomper,NA +4533,Male Grape Stomper,male grape stomper,NA +4534,Francesca Terwilliger,francesca terwilliger,NA +4535,Gino,gino,NA +4536,Italian Sausage Maker,italian sausage maker,NA +4537,GOAT LADY,goat lady,NA +4538,Gondola Driver,gondola driver,NA +4540,Joseph,joseph,NA +4541,Hibbert Wise Man,hibbert wise man,NA +4542,Skinner Wise Man,skinner wise man,NA +4543,Frink Wise Man,frink wise man,NA +4544,King Herod,king herod,NA +4545,Shepherd Carl,shepherd carl,NA +4546,Shepherd Lenny,shepherd lenny,NA +4547,WISE MAN HIBBERT,wise man hibbert,NA +4548,Baby Jesus,baby jesus,NA +4549,Matthew,matthew,NA +4550,Impaled Roman Soldiers,impaled roman soldiers,NA +4551,Energizer Bunny,energizer bunny,NA +4552,Battery,battery,NA +4553,Cyrus,cyrus,NA +4555,Elderly Cyrus,elderly cyrus,NA +4556,Native Wives,native wives,NA +4557,Coin Basket,coin basket,NA +4559,Local Announcer,local announcer,NA +4560,William H. Macy,william h macy,NA +4561,Spanish Captain,spanish captain,NA +4562,Spanish Sailor,spanish sailor,NA +4563,Painter,painter,NA +4564,Toddler Homer,toddler homer,NA +4565,40-ish Grampa,40-ish grampa,NA +4566,Myra,myra,NA +4567,Large Frog,large frog,NA +4568,6th Graders,6th graders,NA +4569,Desk Agent,desk agent,NA +4570,Fun Homer,fun homer,NA +4571,Serious Homer,serious homer,NA +4572,Stavros,stavros,NA +4573,Salvation Army Driver,salvation army driver,NA +4574,Bart-Jack,bart-jack,NA +4575,Bart-waitress,bart-waitress,NA +4576,Bart Head,bart head,NA +5192,Film Loop,film loop,NA +4539,Mary,mary,f +4577,Coach Krupt,coach krupt,m +4558,MASON,mason,m +4578,Go-cart Worker,go-cart worker,NA +4579,Eli Stern VI,eli stern vi,NA +4580,Willie's Dad,willies dad,NA +4581,Baby Willie,baby willie,NA +4582,Scottish Nurse,scottish nurse,NA +4583,Groundskeeper Willie's Reflection,groundskeeper willies reflection,NA +4584,Moe Recording,moe recording,NA +4586,Charity Titters,charity titters,NA +4587,Panic Room,panic room,NA +4588,Bighorn Sheep,bighorn sheep,NA +4589,Mr. Burns's Reflection,mr burnss reflection,NA +4590,Pompous Explorer,pompous explorer,NA +4591,Susan Sarandon,susan sarandon,NA +4592,Randy Johnson,randy johnson,NA +4593,Hispanic Man,hispanic man,NA +4594,Antonio Fargas,antonio fargas,NA +4595,Female Animal Caretaker,female animal caretaker,NA +4596,Toot-Toot,toot-toot,NA +4597,Party Goers,party goers,NA +4598,Cold Sore,cold sore,NA +4599,Nascar-type Announcer,nascar-type announcer,NA +4600,SMOOTH-VOICED MAN,smooth-voiced man,NA +4601,Dan Castellaneta,dan castellaneta,NA +4602,Contestant #3,contestant 3,NA +4603,Female Producer,female producer,NA +4604,Verity,verity,NA +4605,Panicky Cameraman,panicky cameraman,NA +4607,Fox Cameraman,fox cameraman,NA +4608,Irish Housekeeper,irish housekeeper,NA +4609,Sports Anchor #2,sports anchor 2,NA +4610,Point 'n' Laugh,point n laugh,NA +4611,Rob Reiner,rob reiner,NA +4612,Celebrity Impersonators,celebrity impersonators,NA +4613,Owners,owners,NA +4614,Battleaxe Female Owner,battleaxe female owner,NA +4615,Mike Wallace,mike wallace,NA +4616,Dr. Egoyan,dr egoyan,NA +4617,Charlie Chaplin,charlie chaplin,NA +4618,Jaquitos Leader,jaquitos leader,NA +4619,Spanish P.A. Announcer,spanish pa announcer,NA +4620,Male Factory Worker,male factory worker,NA +4621,Female Factory Worker,female factory worker,NA +4622,Pleading Factory Worker,pleading factory worker,NA +4623,Factory Workers,factory workers,NA +4624,Factory Worker #1,factory worker 1,NA +4625,Factory Worker #2,factory worker 2,NA +4626,Plant Workers,plant workers,NA +4628,STARGATE CONVENTIONEERS,stargate conventioneers,NA +4629,College Nerd,college nerd,NA +4630,COLLEGE NERD #2,college nerd 2,NA +4631,Indian Passenger,indian passenger,NA +4632,Indian Man,indian man,NA +4633,INDIAN MAN #2,indian man 2,NA +4634,Indian Workers,indian workers,NA +4635,Indian Worker #1,indian worker 1,NA +4636,Indian Worker #2,indian worker 2,NA +4637,Indian Worker #3,indian worker 3,NA +4638,Kavi,kavi,NA +4639,Indian Assistant,indian assistant,NA +4640,Indian Bodyguard,indian bodyguard,NA +4641,Richard Dean Anderson's Thoughts,richard dean andersons thoughts,NA +4642,Beefeater Lenny,beefeater lenny,NA +4643,Beefeater Carl,beefeater carl,NA +4644,FLANDISH,flandish,NA +4645,Moezekiel,moezekiel,NA +4646,Mayflower Crew,mayflower crew,NA +4647,Pilgrims,pilgrims,NA +4648,Pilgrim Smithers,pilgrim smithers,NA +4649,Brother Willie,brother willie,NA +4650,Fletcher Christian,fletcher christian,NA +4652,Crew,crew,NA +4653,Bosun Willie,bosun willie,NA +4654,King Homer,king homer,NA +4655,Queen Marge,queen marge,NA +4656,Tahitian Man,tahitian man,NA +4657,Sculptor,sculptor,NA +4658,Tahitian Juggler,tahitian juggler,NA +4659,Half Of Crew,half of crew,NA +4660,Capt. Burns,capt burns,NA +4661,Old Jewish Woman,old jewish woman,NA +4662,Surviving Men,surviving men,NA +4663,CHIEF PETTY OFFICER WIGGUM,chief petty officer wiggum,NA +4664,C.P.O. Wiggum,cpo wiggum,NA +4665,Gilbert O. Sullivan,gilbert o sullivan,NA +4666,Wise Old Cat,wise old cat,NA +4667,Baby Itchy,baby itchy,NA +4668,Knives,knives,NA +4669,Hip Audience Members,hip audience members,NA +4670,Juliana Krellner,juliana krellner,NA +4671,Principal Upfoot,principal upfoot,NA +4672,Mr. Pierce,mr pierce,NA +4673,Assistant G.K. Skinner,assistant gk skinner,NA +4674,Greater Than Or Equal To Sign,greater than or equal to sign,NA +4675,Number 8,number 8,NA +4676,Number 27,number 27,NA +4606,Charles Heathbar,charles heathbar,m +4627,Richard Dean Anderson,richard dean anderson,m +4651,Bligh,bligh,m +4677,MELANIE UPFOOT,melanie upfoot,NA +4678,Sal Bando,sal bando,NA +4679,Gene Tenace,gene tenace,NA +4680,Mail Lady,mail lady,NA +4681,Bride,bride,NA +4682,Housekeeper #1,housekeeper 1,NA +4683,Housekeeper #2,housekeeper 2,NA +4684,Housekeepers,housekeepers,NA +4685,Facilitator,facilitator,NA +4686,Bachelor #1,bachelor 1,NA +4687,Grumpy-looking Man,grumpy-looking man,NA +4688,Effeminate Bachelor,effeminate bachelor,NA +4689,Good-looking Bachelor,good-looking bachelor,NA +4690,Twin Guy #1,twin guy 1,NA +4691,The Players,the players,NA +4692,Will Smith,will smith,NA +4693,Museum Employee,museum employee,NA +4694,Imax Narrator,imax narrator,NA +4695,Melanie Griffith,melanie griffith,NA +4696,Little Moe Szyslak,little moe szyslak,NA +4697,Clarisse Drummond,clarisse drummond,NA +4698,Wallace Brady,wallace brady,NA +4699,Scientist-type,scientist-type,NA +4700,DETECTIVE #1,detective 1,NA +4701,Detective #2,detective 2,NA +4702,HUNCH,hunch,NA +4703,Female Left-fielder,female left-fielder,NA +4705,BUCK/TABITHA,bucktabitha,NA +4706,Sports Talk Radio Host,sports talk radio host,NA +4707,2nd Duffman,2nd duffman,NA +4708,DUFFMEN,duffmen,NA +4709,Tito,tito,NA +4710,Dragon,dragon,NA +4711,James Hetfield,james hetfield,NA +4712,Lars Ulrich,lars ulrich,NA +4713,Kirk Hammett,kirk hammett,NA +4714,Robert Trujillo,robert trujillo,NA +4716,Spirits,spirits,NA +4717,Calabresis,calabresis,NA +4718,Dante Calabresi,dante calabresi,NA +4719,DANTE JR.,dante jr,NA +4720,Primo,primo,NA +4721,Dr. Brentano,dr brentano,NA +4722,Homer Drums,homer drums,NA +4723,Jack White,jack white,NA +4724,Meg White,meg white,NA +4725,Skinny,skinny,NA +4726,JAZZ MUSICIAN #2/MARBLES,jazz musician 2marbles,NA +4727,Marbles,marbles,NA +4728,Mutt,mutt,NA +4729,Smiley,smiley,NA +4730,GRIZZLED FEMALE VOICE,grizzled female voice,NA +4731,Tootsie Childs,tootsie childs,NA +4732,Persian Salesman,persian salesman,NA +4733,CLARA PELLER,clara peller,NA +4734,ROCKY BALBOA,rocky balboa,NA +4735,Nascar Announcer,nascar announcer,NA +4736,Contractors,contractors,NA +4737,Contractor #1,contractor 1,NA +4738,Contractor #2,contractor 2,NA +4739,Mr. Peanut,mr peanut,NA +4740,Coaster Weirdoes,coaster weirdoes,NA +4741,Male Coaster Weirdo,male coaster weirdo,NA +4742,Female Coaster Weirdo,female coaster weirdo,NA +4743,Teen Girl,teen girl,NA +4744,SIR MIX-A-LOT,sir mix-a-lot,NA +4745,50-Foot Lenny,50-foot lenny,NA +4746,Invisible Carl,invisible carl,NA +4747,SOUTHERN TV THERAPIST,southern tv therapist,NA +4748,DR. PHIL,dr phil,NA +4749,Fudge Box,fudge box,NA +4750,Heckler #1,heckler 1,NA +4751,Heckler #2,heckler 2,NA +4752,Shape,shape,NA +4753,Golem,golem,NA +4754,Female Golem,female golem,NA +4755,Orson Welles,orson welles,NA +4756,Production Assistant,production assistant,NA +4757,Recruiter #1,recruiter 1,NA +4758,Recruiter #2,recruiter 2,NA +4759,Drill Sergeant,drill sergeant,NA +4760,Female Sergeant,female sergeant,NA +4761,Cereal Captain,cereal captain,NA +4762,Southern Soldier,southern soldier,NA +4763,Assorted Townspeople,assorted townspeople,NA +4764,Homeless Lady,homeless lady,NA +4765,Meek Assistant,meek assistant,NA +4766,Dwarf Cop,dwarf cop,NA +4767,Tweedy Writers,tweedy writers,NA +4768,Tom Wolfe,tom wolfe,NA +4769,Admirers,admirers,NA +4770,Festival Host,festival host,NA +4771,Gore Vidal,gore vidal,NA +4772,Woman At Festival,woman at festival,NA +4773,Man At Festival,man at festival,NA +4774,Michael Chabon,michael chabon,NA +4775,Stoner In Audience,stoner in audience,NA +4776,Jonathan Franzen,jonathan franzen,NA +4777,Older Vermont Man,older vermont man,NA +4778,Grad Students,grad students,NA +4779,Vermont Woman,vermont woman,NA +4780,Other Men,other men,NA +4781,Max,max,NA +4704,TABITHA,tabitha,f +4782,OLDER WOMAN'S VOICE,older womans voice,NA +4783,Max's Widow,maxs widow,NA +4784,Opal,opal,NA +4785,Prof. Stein,prof stein,NA +4786,Disclaimer,disclaimer,NA +4787,Skinny Kid,skinny kid,NA +4788,Anguished Man,anguished man,NA +4789,iPod,ipod,NA +4790,"DEWEY BUNNEL OF ""AMERICA""",dewey bunnel of america,NA +4791,Spider-Man,spider-man,NA +4792,Dr. Octopus,dr octopus,NA +4793,Greystash,greystash,NA +4794,ANGELICA,angelica,NA +4795,Snake Wizard,snake wizard,NA +4796,2-headed Woman,2-headed woman,NA +4797,Dummy,dummy,NA +4798,MUFFLED FEMALE VOICE,muffled female voice,NA +4799,T.R. Francis,tr francis,NA +4800,Galahad,galahad,NA +4801,Maluicious Krubb,maluicious krubb,NA +4802,Angelica Button,angelica button,NA +4803,Telephone Worker,telephone worker,NA +4804,Ice Dancers,ice dancers,NA +4805,Elvis Stojko,elvis stojko,NA +4806,Snowman,snowman,NA +4807,Candy Cane,candy cane,NA +4808,Grumple,grumple,NA +4809,Phillip,phillip,NA +4810,Costington's Daughter,costingtons daughter,NA +4811,PEPPY FEMALE TV ANNOUNCER,peppy female tv announcer,NA +4812,13-Year-Old Patty,13-year-old patty,NA +4813,7-Year-Old Marge,7-year-old marge,NA +4814,Leather-skinned Man,leather-skinned man,NA +4815,Salespeople,salespeople,NA +4816,Gil's Boss,gils boss,NA +4817,Grumples,grumples,NA +4818,Female Candy Worker,female candy worker,NA +4819,Candy Workers,candy workers,NA +4820,Male Candy Worker,male candy worker,NA +4822,Zeke,zeke,NA +4823,Grizzled Old Salt,grizzled old salt,NA +4824,Fausto,fausto,NA +4825,Voice From Diorama,voice from diorama,NA +4826,Weather Forecaster,weather forecaster,NA +4827,Preacher,preacher,NA +4828,Man In I.N.S. Jacket,man in ins jacket,NA +4829,Mermaid,mermaid,NA +4830,GRUFF JAPANESE SAILOR,gruff japanese sailor,NA +4831,Lumberjack,lumberjack,NA +4832,Meaux,meaux,NA +4833,Gendarme Wiggum,gendarme wiggum,NA +4834,Footman Mel,footman mel,NA +4835,All Partygoers,all partygoers,NA +4836,Bandit,bandit,NA +4837,Bart-man,bart-man,NA +4838,The Serpent,the serpent,NA +4839,Poison Lenny,poison lenny,NA +4840,Bathing Beauty,bathing beauty,NA +4841,Cletus' Son,cletus son,NA +4842,NATIVE AMERICAN REPORTER,native american reporter,NA +4843,John Squawking Bear,john squawking bear,NA +4844,Hippie Hulk,hippie hulk,NA +4845,PRETTY BLONDE GIRL,pretty blonde girl,NA +4846,Teen Boy,teen boy,NA +4847,Odd-looking Man,odd-looking man,NA +4848,Darcy's Mom,darcys mom,NA +4849,Darcy's Dad,darcys dad,NA +4850,11-Year-Old Moe,11-year-old moe,NA +4851,8-Year-Old Lenny,8-year-old lenny,NA +4852,8-Year-Old Carl,8-year-old carl,NA +4853,8-Year-Old Barney,8-year-old barney,NA +4854,8-Year-Old Homer,8-year-old homer,NA +4855,Other Children,other children,NA +4856,8-Year-Old Wiggum,8-year-old wiggum,NA +4857,16-Year-Old Wiggum,16-year-old wiggum,NA +4858,24-Year-Old Wiggum,24-year-old wiggum,NA +4859,32-Year-Old Wiggum,32-year-old wiggum,NA +4860,24-Year-Old Homer,24-year-old homer,NA +4861,Grieving Widow,grieving widow,NA +4862,32-Year-Old Homer,32-year-old homer,NA +4863,Band Leader,band leader,NA +4864,8-Year-Old Frink,8-year-old frink,NA +4865,8-Year-Old Eleanor,8-year-old eleanor,NA +4866,24-Year-Old Eleanor,24-year-old eleanor,NA +4867,32-Year-Old Eleanor,32-year-old eleanor,NA +4868,8-Year-Old Marge,8-year-old marge,NA +4869,8-Year-Old Comic Book Guy,8-year-old comic book guy,NA +4870,24-Year-Old Marge,24-year-old marge,NA +4871,Young Sea Captain,young sea captain,NA +4872,Climber #1,climber 1,NA +4873,Climber #2,climber 2,NA +4874,Blind Climber,blind climber,NA +4875,MANLY VOICE,manly voice,NA +4876,James Patterson,james patterson,NA +4877,Dark Stanley,dark stanley,NA +4878,School Psychologist,school psychologist,NA +4879,George W. Bush,george w bush,NA +4880,12-YEAR-OLD YOKEL GIRL,12-year-old yokel girl,NA +4881,11-YEAR OLD YOKEL GIRL,11-year old yokel girl,NA +4882,10-YEAR OLD YOKEL BOY,10-year old yokel boy,NA +4883,9-YEAR OLD YOKEL BOY,9-year old yokel boy,NA +4884,8-YEAR OLD YOKEL GIRL,8-year old yokel girl,NA +4885,7-YEAR OLD YOKEL BOY,7-year old yokel boy,NA +4886,6-YEAR OLD YOKEL BOY,6-year old yokel boy,NA +4887,Chinese Restaurateur,chinese restaurateur,NA +4888,Dr. Swanson,dr swanson,NA +4889,Videogame Narrator,videogame narrator,NA +4890,Witney Spuckler,witney spuckler,NA +4891,Jitney Spuckler,jitney spuckler,NA +4892,BIRTHDAY,birthday,NA +4893,INCEST,incest,NA +4894,Spuckler Kids,spuckler kids,NA +4895,CRYSTAL METH,crystal meth,NA +4896,Stephen Sondheim,stephen sondheim,NA +4897,Dog Statue,dog statue,NA +4898,Psychologist,psychologist,NA +4899,Andy Dick,andy dick,NA +4900,Moon Cletus,moon cletus,NA +4901,Selma's Brain,selmas brain,NA +4902,Box Delivery Man,box delivery man,NA +4903,Scariest Driver,scariest driver,NA +4904,Delivery People,delivery people,NA +4905,Winged Dragon,winged dragon,NA +4906,Male Assistant,male assistant,NA +4907,Female Assistant,female assistant,NA +4908,Male Coworker,male coworker,NA +4909,Male Dmv Suit,male dmv suit,NA +4910,Female Dmv Suit,female dmv suit,NA +4911,Flint Drywall,flint drywall,NA +4912,Tabloid Editor,tabloid editor,NA +4913,Paris Texan,paris texan,NA +4914,Rose Quimby,rose quimby,NA +4915,MARIA SHRIVER KENNEDY QUIMBY,maria shriver kennedy quimby,NA +4916,Celebrities,celebrities,NA +4917,Enrico Irritazio,enrico irritazio,NA +4918,Attractive Woman #1,attractive woman 1,NA +4919,Attractive Woman #2,attractive woman 2,NA +4920,Portly Wizard,portly wizard,NA +4921,Elf Marge,elf marge,NA +4922,VENDOR APU,vendor apu,NA +4923,Large Cobra,large cobra,NA +4924,Enchantress Krabappel,enchantress krabappel,NA +4925,Bird Skinner,bird skinner,NA +4926,Troll Moe,troll moe,NA +4927,Shadow Knight,shadow knight,NA +4928,Wench Milhouse,wench milhouse,NA +4929,Pixie Head,pixie head,NA +4930,Wenches,wenches,NA +4931,East Indian Girl,east indian girl,NA +4932,East Indian Father,east indian father,NA +4933,Rogue Dolph,rogue dolph,NA +4934,Rogue Kearney,rogue kearney,NA +4935,Rogue Jimbo,rogue jimbo,NA +4936,British Announcer,british announcer,NA +4937,Male Fan #1,male fan 1,NA +4938,Male Fan #2,male fan 2,NA +4939,Nelson's Head,nelsons head,NA +4940,Viking Comic Book Guy,viking comic book guy,NA +4941,Satyr Largo,satyr largo,NA +4942,Ronaldo's Thoughts,ronaldos thoughts,NA +4943,Spanish Baseball Announcer,spanish baseball announcer,NA +4944,Springfield Fans,springfield fans,NA +4945,Joe Laboot,joe laboot,NA +4946,Shelbyville Manager,shelbyville manager,NA +4947,Old Bart,old bart,NA +4948,Old Milhouse,old milhouse,NA +4949,Ghost Marge,ghost marge,NA +4950,Sheep #1,sheep 1,NA +4951,Sheep #2,sheep 2,NA +4952,Dogs,dogs,NA +4953,Firemen,firemen,NA +4954,Wagon Wheel Demonstrator,wagon wheel demonstrator,NA +4955,Winning Farmer,winning farmer,NA +4956,Grim Farmer,grim farmer,NA +4957,Dispatch Operator,dispatch operator,NA +4958,Sharquelle,sharquelle,NA +4959,Strangles,strangles,NA +4960,COPS/TEACHERS/STUDENTS,copsteachersstudents,NA +4961,Kiefer Sutherland,kiefer sutherland,NA +4962,Hazmat Guy,hazmat guy,NA +4963,Jimbo's Mom,jimbos mom,NA +4964,Jack Bauer,jack bauer,NA +4965,Chloe O'Brien,chloe obrien,NA +4966,Cosine,cosine,NA +4967,Family Members,family members,NA +4968,Dr. Hwang,dr hwang,NA +4969,Hip Hop-style Announcer,hip hop-style announcer,NA +4970,Tooth Decay,tooth decay,NA +4971,Gum Disease,gum disease,NA +4972,Bad-ass Voice,bad-ass voice,NA +4973,Luda-Crest,luda-crest,NA +4974,Ludacris,ludacris,NA +4975,2nd Hygienist,2nd hygienist,NA +4976,Dental Assistant,dental assistant,NA +4977,Prescott Butterfat III,prescott butterfat iii,NA +4978,Stripper,stripper,NA +4979,Strippers,strippers,NA +4980,Slacker Girl,slacker girl,NA +4981,Slacker Dude,slacker dude,NA +4982,Clearly Dubbed-in Voice,clearly dubbed-in voice,NA +4983,Store Announcer,store announcer,NA +4984,Lionel Richie,lionel richie,NA +4985,Improv Actor,improv actor,NA +4986,Improv Actress,improv actress,NA +4988,Plane Computer,plane computer,NA +4989,Sad Boy,sad boy,NA +4990,Widow,widow,NA +4991,Marcello,marcello,NA +4992,Hockey Player,hockey player,NA +4993,Placido Domingo,placido domingo,NA +4994,Elegant Man,elegant man,NA +4995,Shrill Voice,shrill voice,NA +4996,Dorothy,dorothy,NA +4997,JULIA,julia,NA +4998,Bedtime Krusty Doll,bedtime krusty doll,NA +4999,Jersey Girl Customer,jersey girl customer,NA +5000,Sleazy-looking Woman,sleazy-looking woman,NA +5001,Smug Young Man,smug young man,NA +5002,Smug Woman,smug woman,NA +5003,Smug Liberal Man,smug liberal man,NA +5004,Gay Men,gay men,NA +5005,Gerta,gerta,NA +5006,Tow Driver Prisoner #1,tow driver prisoner 1,NA +5007,Tow Driver Prisoner #2,tow driver prisoner 2,NA +5008,Tow Driver Prisoner #3,tow driver prisoner 3,NA +5009,Singing Prisoners,singing prisoners,NA +5010,Train Engineer,train engineer,NA +5011,Tow Driver Prisoners,tow driver prisoners,NA +5013,Bank Patrons,bank patrons,NA +5015,Father Donnelly,father donnelly,NA +5016,Senate Mouse,senate mouse,NA +5017,Elevator Voice,elevator voice,NA +5018,MEN IN CROWD,men in crowd,NA +5019,Aliens,aliens,NA +5020,Hispanic Teen,hispanic teen,NA +5021,Passenger,passenger,NA +5022,First Officer,first officer,NA +5023,Second Officer,second officer,NA +5024,Videogame Businessman,videogame businessman,NA +5025,Old-style Operator,old-style operator,NA +5026,NERD,nerd,NA +5027,NORBERT,norbert,NA +5028,GAYLORD Q. TINKLEDINK,gaylord q tinkledink,NA +5029,UNCLE NORBERT,uncle norbert,NA +5030,UNCLE ZACK,uncle zack,NA +5031,Mr. Johnson,mr johnson,NA +5033,Korean Singer,korean singer,NA +5034,Tintin,tintin,NA +5035,Dan Clowes,dan clowes,NA +5036,Alan Moore,alan moore,NA +5037,Art Spiegelman,art spiegelman,NA +5038,CUTE GIRL,cute girl,NA +5039,BERNICE,bernice,NA +5040,Vietnamese Woman,vietnamese woman,NA +5041,Husband #1,husband 1,NA +5042,Husbands,husbands,NA +5043,Husband #2,husband 2,NA +5044,Husband #3,husband 3,NA +5045,2nd Business Woman,2nd business woman,NA +5046,Jack Black,jack black,NA +5047,Latino Male Clerk,latino male clerk,NA +5048,Salesman #1,salesman 1,NA +5049,Salesman #2,salesman 2,NA +5050,Sexy Saleswoman,sexy saleswoman,NA +5051,Opal's Audience,opals audience,NA +5052,Keith Olbermann,keith olbermann,NA +5053,Talking Frog,talking frog,NA +5054,Disclaimer Announcer,disclaimer announcer,NA +5055,Tall Cowboy,tall cowboy,NA +5056,Wes Doobner,wes doobner,NA +5057,Sideshow Bob's Mother,sideshow bobs mother,NA +5058,Sideshow Bob's Father,sideshow bobs father,NA +5059,Skratt,skratt,NA +5060,Skratts,skratts,NA +5061,Hispanic Crowd,hispanic crowd,NA +5062,Memory Wiggum,memory wiggum,NA +5063,Memory Marge,memory marge,NA +5064,Memory Homer,memory homer,NA +5065,High School Glee Club,high school glee club,NA +5066,Memory Lisa,memory lisa,NA +5067,Memory Bart,memory bart,NA +5068,20-Year-Old Homer,20-year-old homer,NA +5069,Memory Duffman,memory duffman,NA +5070,RECORDED SIDESHOW MEL VOICE,recorded sideshow mel voice,NA +5071,Teenage Fast-food Workers,teenage fast-food workers,NA +5072,Cheesy McMayor,cheesy mcmayor,NA +5073,Dan Rather,dan rather,NA +5074,News Producer,news producer,NA +5075,Candidates,candidates,NA +5076,Farmer's Wife,farmers wife,NA +5077,Ivy League-type,ivy league-type,NA +5078,Ivy League-types,ivy league-types,NA +5079,Scruffy Blogger,scruffy blogger,NA +5080,Jon Stewart,jon stewart,NA +5081,CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCER,campaign announcer,NA +5082,Senator Whinergirl,senator whinergirl,NA +5083,HILLARY,hillary,NA +5084,Campaign Worker #1,campaign worker 1,NA +5085,Senator Vane,senator vane,NA +5086,GOV. HUNTINGCHURCH,gov huntingchurch,NA +4987,Colby,colby,m +5032,Milo,milo,m +5014,Ted Nugent,ted nugent,m +5088,Fred Thompson,fred thompson,NA +5089,Locals,locals,NA +5090,Dennis Kucinich,dennis kucinich,NA +5091,Adriatica Vel Johnson,adriatica vel johnson,NA +5092,Clarence Nitbaum,clarence nitbaum,NA +5093,Democrats,democrats,NA +5094,Young Lou,young lou,NA +5095,Young Comic Book Guy,young comic book guy,NA +5097,Prof. August's Thoughts,prof augusts thoughts,NA +5098,Gas Man,gas man,NA +5099,College Kid,college kid,NA +5100,2nd College Kid,2nd college kid,NA +5101,Buxom Coed,buxom coed,NA +5102,Patron,patron,NA +5103,MUSCLE-BOUND IDIOT DEPARTMENT HEAD,muscle-bound idiot department head,NA +5104,Kurt Loder,kurt loder,NA +5105,SECOND ZOMBIE,second zombie,NA +5106,THIRD ZOMBIE,third zombie,NA +5107,Wolfman,wolfman,NA +5108,Tunnel Of Love Carny,tunnel of love carny,NA +5109,Bonnie,bonnie,NA +5110,Clyde,clyde,NA +5111,Clyde's Thoughts,clydes thoughts,NA +5112,Newsreel Narrator,newsreel narrator,NA +5113,Franklin Roosevelt,franklin roosevelt,NA +5114,Japanese Ambassador,japanese ambassador,NA +5115,Mexican Mouse,mexican mouse,NA +5116,Robby Robin,robby robin,NA +5117,The Vamp,the vamp,NA +5118,Shady,shady,NA +5119,Moe Dog,moe dog,NA +5120,Snooty Male Flea,snooty male flea,NA +5121,Lady Bitington,lady bitington,NA +5122,Siamese Cats,siamese cats,NA +5123,Upper-class Fleas,upper-class fleas,NA +5124,Lisa Puppy,lisa puppy,NA +5125,Bart Puppy,bart puppy,NA +5126,Dog Catcher Willie,dog catcher willie,NA +5127,Wacky Dog,wacky dog,NA +5128,DOGCATCHER WILLIE,dogcatcher willie,NA +5129,Johnny Rotten,johnny rotten,NA +5130,Nancy,nancy,NA +5131,Sid,sid,NA +5132,Male Punk Rock Fan,male punk rock fan,NA +5133,Steve,steve,NA +5134,Paul Cook,paul cook,NA +5135,Texan Announcer,texan announcer,NA +5136,Texan Crowd,texan crowd,NA +5137,Punk #1,punk 1,NA +5138,Punk #2,punk 2,NA +5139,Mike,mike,NA +5140,School Nurse,school nurse,NA +5141,Terry Gross,terry gross,NA +5142,Betsy,betsy,NA +5143,HOTDOG VENDOR,hotdog vendor,NA +5144,Pepper Vendor,pepper vendor,NA +5145,Sad-looking Woman,sad-looking woman,NA +5146,Happy Little Elves,happy little elves,NA +5147,Female Prisoner,female prisoner,NA +5148,Prisoner Lisa,prisoner lisa,NA +5149,Bald Detective,bald detective,NA +5150,Red-haired Detective,red-haired detective,NA +5151,E.T. Reporter,et reporter,NA +5153,Annette,annette,NA +5154,Smoke Lisa,smoke lisa,NA +5155,Lillian Hellman,lillian hellman,NA +5156,Smoke Historical Figures,smoke historical figures,NA +5157,Ballerinas,ballerinas,NA +5158,Male Dancer,male dancer,NA +5159,Ballerina,ballerina,NA +5160,Dancer Bumped Into,dancer bumped into,NA +5161,Dancer Who Bumped,dancer who bumped,NA +5162,2nd Ballerina,2nd ballerina,NA +5163,3rd Ballerina,3rd ballerina,NA +5164,4th Ballerina,4th ballerina,NA +5165,Fema Official,fema official,NA +5166,Kermit the Frog,kermit the frog,NA +5167,Royce,royce,NA +5168,COUNTRY V.J.,country vj,NA +5169,Natalie Maines,natalie maines,NA +5170,Emily Robison,emily robison,NA +5171,Martie Maguire,martie maguire,NA +5172,Lurleen's Boyfriend,lurleens boyfriend,NA +5173,Robot-singing Voice,robot-singing voice,NA +5174,Trans-Clown-o-Morph,trans-clown-o-morph,NA +5175,Head Pterodactyl-bot,head pterodactyl-bot,NA +5176,Golf Announcer,golf announcer,NA +5177,Cheddarbarrel,cheddarbarrel,NA +5178,4-h Judge,4-h judge,NA +5179,ACTIVIST,activist,NA +5180,Solarpanel,solarpanel,NA +5181,COMPOST,compost,NA +5182,Stabbed-in-jail,stabbed-in-jail,NA +5183,Homer Puppet,homer puppet,NA +5184,Marge Puppet,marge puppet,NA +5185,Head Caterer,head caterer,NA +5186,Country Preacher,country preacher,NA +5187,Hillbilly Guests,hillbilly guests,NA +5188,Cow In Truck,cow in truck,NA +5189,Mr. Kinkaid,mr kinkaid,NA +5190,Head Board Member,head board member,NA +5191,Other Board Members,other board members,NA +5096,Prof. August,prof august,m +5193,2nd Film Loop,2nd film loop,NA +5194,Jim Jarmusch,jim jarmusch,NA +5195,Bouncer,bouncer,NA +5196,Male Audience Member,male audience member,NA +5197,Female Audience Member,female audience member,NA +5198,Male Audience Member #2,male audience member 2,NA +5199,People On Street,people on street,NA +5200,Woman On Street,woman on street,NA +5201,Man On Street #2,man on street 2,NA +5202,Male Filmgoer,male filmgoer,NA +5203,Man On Street,man on street,NA +5204,John C. Reilly,john c reilly,NA +5205,Female Employee,female employee,NA +5206,Hippo Critter,hippo critter,NA +5207,Hippo #1,hippo 1,NA +5208,Hippo #2,hippo 2,NA +5209,Hippo #3,hippo 3,NA +5210,Hippos,hippos,NA +5211,Fozzy,fozzy,NA +5212,Lance Armstrong,lance armstrong,NA +5213,Hand,hand,NA +5214,Female Automated Voice,female automated voice,NA +5215,Little Homer,little homer,NA +5216,Celebrity Reporter,celebrity reporter,NA +5217,Paparazzi,paparazzi,NA +5218,Theater Actor,theater actor,NA +5219,Drew Carey,drew carey,NA +5220,Krusketeers,krusketeers,NA +5221,C.J.,cj,NA +5223,Channel 6 Executive,channel 6 executive,NA +5224,Stagehands,stagehands,NA +5225,Ira Man,ira man,NA +5226,Protestant Leprechaun,protestant leprechaun,NA +5227,Catholic Leprechaun,catholic leprechaun,NA +5229,Urchin,urchin,NA +5230,Mulk,mulk,NA +5231,Lucky Jim,lucky jim,NA +5232,Clay Roberts,clay roberts,NA +5233,Denis Leary,denis leary,NA +5234,Brian Grazer,brian grazer,NA +5235,Hawaiian Bartender,hawaiian bartender,NA +5236,Hawaiian Barflies,hawaiian barflies,NA +5237,Australian Bartender,australian bartender,NA +5238,Australian Barfly,australian barfly,NA +5239,Australian Barflies,australian barflies,NA +5240,Swedish Bartender,swedish bartender,NA +5241,Swedish Barflies,swedish barflies,NA +5242,Warrior Statue,warrior statue,NA +5243,Incan Warriors,incan warriors,NA +5244,Vacu-bot,vacu-bot,NA +5245,BART-LIKE VOICE,bart-like voice,NA +5246,Joe Montana,joe montana,NA +5247,Quenly,quenly,NA +5248,Devon,devon,NA +5249,Cap'n Crunchy,capn crunchy,NA +5250,Tricky Rabbit,tricky rabbit,NA +5251,Threecan Sam,threecan sam,NA +5253,3-Year-Old Lisa,3-year-old lisa,NA +5254,5-Year-Old Bart,5-year-old bart,NA +5255,Sylvia,sylvia,NA +5256,20-Year-Old Patty,20-year-old patty,NA +5257,20-Year-Old Selma,20-year-old selma,NA +5258,Ruthie,ruthie,NA +5259,Doreen,doreen,NA +5260,Bureaucrat,bureaucrat,NA +5261,People In Line,people in line,NA +5262,Ghost Julio,ghost julio,NA +5263,Ghost Toddler,ghost toddler,NA 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Homer,cube-shaped homer,NA +5293,Mark Cuban,mark cuban,NA +5294,Man In Gorilla Suit,man in gorilla suit,NA +5295,Angel Mark Cuban,angel mark cuban,NA +5296,Muk Mu,muk mu,NA +5297,Swarm,swarm,NA +5252,Alberto,alberto,m +5298,Marv Albert,marv albert,NA +5299,Millionaire,millionaire,NA +5300,Art Instructor,art instructor,NA +5302,Folk Art Singer,folk art singer,NA +5303,Prof. Hobbes,prof hobbes,NA +5304,Mrs. Hobbes,mrs hobbes,NA +5305,Fairy Princess,fairy princess,NA +5306,Two-Nicorn,two-nicorn,NA +5307,Immigration Official,immigration official,NA +5308,Dragon Kearney,dragon kearney,NA +5309,Goblin Jimbo,goblin jimbo,NA +5310,Teenage Vance Connor,teenage vance connor,NA +5311,Vance Connor,vance connor,NA +5312,Teenage Carl,teenage carl,NA +5313,Al Gore,al gore,NA +5314,Administrators,administrators,NA +5315,Jock #1,jock 1,NA +5316,Jock #2,jock 2,NA +5317,Old Italian Man,old italian man,NA +5318,Rest Of Kids,rest of kids,NA +5319,Voices From Sauce,voices from sauce,NA +5320,Student With Glasses,student with glasses,NA +5321,Student Reporter,student reporter,NA +5322,TEEN MAUDE FLANDERS,teen maude flanders,NA +5323,Debbie Pinson,debbie pinson,NA +5324,Teenage Selma,teenage selma,NA +5325,Teenage Patty,teenage patty,NA +5326,Young Smithers,young smithers,NA +5327,Mr. Becker,mr becker,NA +5328,Daffodils Reading Group,daffodils reading group,NA +5329,Boys' Chorus,boys chorus,NA +5330,Girls' Chorus,girls chorus,NA +5331,Other Boys,other boys,NA +5332,Barge Captain,barge captain,NA +5333,Au Pair,au pair,NA +5334,Male Neighbor,male neighbor,NA +5335,Female Neighbor,female neighbor,NA +5336,Eerie Voice,eerie voice,NA +5337,2nd Orderly,2nd orderly,NA +5338,Dwight Eisenhower,dwight eisenhower,NA +5339,Nancy Gladness,nancy gladness,NA +5340,Nat Gladness,nat gladness,NA +5341,Photo Simpsons,photo simpsons,NA +5342,Mother Superior,mother superior,NA +5343,Mysterious Nun,mysterious nun,NA +5344,HOMER'S HAND,homers hand,NA +5345,Welcome Mat,welcome mat,NA +5346,Hot Tub Salesman,hot tub salesman,NA +5347,Irish Pilot,irish pilot,NA +5348,American Woman,american woman,NA +5349,Irish Locals,irish locals,NA +5350,Yuppie Leprechauns,yuppie leprechauns,NA +5351,Tom O'Flanagan,tom oflanagan,NA +5352,German Krusty,german krusty,NA +5353,German Sideshow Mel,german sideshow mel,NA +5354,Brew-master,brew-master,NA +5355,American Man,american man,NA +5356,2nd American Man,2nd american man,NA +5357,Irish Kid,irish kid,NA +5358,Bicyclist,bicyclist,NA +5359,Street Musician,street musician,NA +5360,Eastern-european Woman,eastern-european woman,NA +5361,Yup-rechaun,yup-rechaun,NA +5362,Irish Maitre D',irish maitre d,NA +5363,Irish Guy,irish guy,NA +5364,Old Irishman,old irishman,NA +5365,Smokers,smokers,NA +5366,2nd Irish Cop,2nd irish cop,NA +5367,Irish Judge,irish judge,NA +5368,Congregants,congregants,NA +5370,Coroner,coroner,NA +5371,Bridal Saleslady,bridal saleslady,NA +5372,Tux Salesman,tux salesman,NA +5373,Videographer,videographer,NA +5374,Deep Mysterious Voice,deep mysterious voice,NA +5375,Hockey Announcer #1,hockey announcer 1,NA +5376,Hockey Announcer #2,hockey announcer 2,NA +5377,Hockey Announcer #3,hockey announcer 3,NA +5378,Maya,maya,NA +5379,Umpa-lumpas,umpa-lumpas,NA +5380,Jenny,jenny,NA +5381,MAJOR PRESTON,major preston,NA +5382,Swedish Woman,swedish woman,NA +5383,Mother Duck,mother duck,NA +5384,Sleazy Girl,sleazy girl,NA +5385,Wiggum Smiley Face,wiggum smiley face,NA +5386,Zamboni Operator,zamboni operator,NA +5387,Hot Dog Vendor,hot dog vendor,NA +5388,Fried Dough Vendor,fried dough vendor,NA +5389,Midway Barker,midway barker,NA +5390,Juggler,juggler,NA +5391,Old Comedy Writer,old comedy writer,NA +5392,Soccer Mom,soccer mom,NA +5393,Popular Girl #1,popular girl 1,NA +5394,Popular Girl #1's Tablemates,popular girl 1s tablemates,NA +5395,Popular Girl #2,popular girl 2,NA +5396,Popular Girl #2's Tablemates,popular girl 2s tablemates,NA +5397,Helicopter Parents,helicopter parents,NA +5398,Kaitlin,kaitlin,NA +5399,GHOST,ghost,NA 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pompidou,NA +5485,Beautiful French Lady,beautiful french lady,NA +5486,Terrorist Type,terrorist type,NA +5487,Bonk It,bonk it,NA +5488,Cletus' Pa,cletus pa,NA +5489,Hillbillies,hillbillies,NA +5490,Bearded Hillbilly,bearded hillbilly,NA +5491,Big Hillbilly,big hillbilly,NA +5492,Whitney,whitney,NA +5493,Mysterious Voices,mysterious voices,NA +5494,Hooded Figures,hooded figures,NA +5495,Gwendolyn,gwendolyn,NA +5496,Cassandra,cassandra,NA +5497,Esmeralda,esmeralda,NA +5498,Homer Snowman,homer snowman,NA +5499,Substitute Teacher,substitute teacher,NA +5500,Wiccans,wiccans,NA +5501,Court Reporter,court reporter,NA +5502,Huell Howser,huell howser,NA +5503,Emmy Announcer,emmy announcer,NA +5504,Female Presenter,female presenter,NA +5505,Wilbur,wilbur,NA +5506,Peyton Manning,peyton manning,NA +5507,Eli Manning,eli manning,NA +5508,Cooper Manning,cooper manning,NA +5509,PEYTON/ELI,peytoneli,NA +5510,Dick,dick,NA +5512,New Sister,new sister,NA +5513,KID VOICE,kid voice,NA +5514,Sisters,sisters,NA +5515,SMOTHERS BROTHERS,smothers brothers,NA +5516,DICK SMOTHERS,dick smothers,NA +5517,TOM SMOTHERS,tom smothers,NA +5518,Marshall Goldman,marshall goldman,NA +5519,Commanding Officer,commanding officer,NA +5520,Brooklyn Sailor,brooklyn sailor,NA +5521,Boston Sailor,boston sailor,NA +5522,Clark Gable,clark gable,NA +5523,Mitch Albom,mitch albom,NA +5524,Railroad Bull,railroad bull,NA +5525,All Railroad Bulls,all railroad bulls,NA +5526,2nd Railroad Bull,2nd railroad bull,NA +5527,Krusty Auditioner,krusty auditioner,NA +5529,Gator,gator,NA +5530,Gary Larson,gary larson,NA +5531,Holly Hippie,holly hippie,NA +5532,Eartha Kitt,eartha kitt,NA +5533,Valerie,valerie,NA +5534,Lottery Official,lottery official,NA +5535,Magic Mirror,magic mirror,NA +5536,Chris Martin,chris martin,NA +5537,2nd Nurse,2nd nurse,NA +5538,Brassy Housewife,brassy housewife,NA +5539,2nd Brassy Housewife,2nd brassy housewife,NA +5540,Curly #1,curly 1,NA +5541,Curlys,curlys,NA +5542,Curly #3,curly 3,NA +5543,Olympic Pins,olympic pins,NA +5544,Pin Dealer,pin dealer,NA +5545,BALD MIDGET,bald midget,NA +5546,Medicine Woman,medicine woman,NA +5548,Milhoose,milhoose,NA +5549,Canadian Nelson,canadian nelson,NA +5550,Usa Fans,usa fans,NA +5551,Swedish Man,swedish man,NA +5552,French Canadian,french canadian,NA +5553,English Canadian,english canadian,NA +5554,Hiram,hiram,NA +5555,Mabel,mabel,NA +5556,Colonel Burns,colonel burns,NA +5557,Smithers-like Valet,smithers-like valet,NA +5558,Virgil Simpson,virgil simpson,NA +5559,Patroller #1,patroller 1,NA +5560,Patroller #2,patroller 2,NA +5561,Circus Clown,circus clown,NA +5562,Milford,milford,NA +5563,Obama Kids,obama kids,NA +5564,Librarian #2,librarian 2,NA +5565,Hopi Singers,hopi singers,NA +5566,Anime Kid,anime kid,NA +5567,PICKACHU-TYPE,pickachu-type,NA +5568,Gps,gps,NA +5569,Mouse,mouse,NA +5570,Bart's Class,barts class,NA +5571,Miss Stringham,miss stringham,NA +5572,Miss Stringham's Class,miss stringhams class,NA +5573,CHILLED-OUT KID,chilled-out kid,NA +5574,Bodhi,bodhi,NA +5575,Nikki McKenna,nikki mckenna,NA +5576,COOL SECOND-GRADER #1,cool second-grader 1,NA +5577,COOL SECOND-GRADER #2,cool second-grader 2,NA +5578,Nikki's Mom,nikkis mom,NA +5579,Nikki's Dad,nikkis dad,NA +5580,Henry Higgins,henry higgins,NA +5581,Michelle Obama,michelle obama,NA +5582,COOL SECOND GRADER #1,cool second grader 1,NA +5583,Navy Seal,navy seal,NA +5584,Airport Workers,airport workers,NA +5585,Israeli Airline Guard,israeli airline guard,NA +5587,Bible Group,bible group,NA +5588,DOREET,doreet,NA +5589,Israeli Bystander,israeli bystander,NA +5590,Chief Security Officer,chief security officer,NA +5591,Cucumber,cucumber,NA +5592,Muslim Man,muslim man,NA +5593,Prison Guard,prison guard,NA +5594,Pleasant Cellmate,pleasant cellmate,NA +5595,Delroy,delroy,NA +5596,Thought Bubble Grampa,thought bubble grampa,NA +5597,Wimpy-looking Boy,wimpy-looking boy,NA +5598,Boy #3,boy 3,NA +5599,Tellers,tellers,NA +5600,Silkie,silkie,NA +5601,Edward G. Robinson,edward g robinson,NA +5602,Ominous Announcer,ominous announcer,NA +5603,Wise Old Alien,wise old alien,NA +5604,Shia LaBeouf,shia labeouf,NA +5605,Sexy Girl,sexy girl,NA +5606,Sun,sun,NA +5607,Danish Sales Rep,danish sales rep,NA +5608,Springfield Man,springfield man,NA +6025,Jamie,jamie,NA +5586,Jakob,jakob,m +5528,Princess Penelope,princess penelope,f +5609,National Guardsman #1,national guardsman 1,NA +5610,National Guardsman #2,national guardsman 2,NA +5611,National Guardsman #3,national guardsman 3,NA +5612,Female Activist,female activist,NA +5613,HUGE BLUE WHALE,huge blue whale,NA +5614,Ms. Dubinsky,ms dubinsky,NA +5615,Megan,megan,NA +5616,Man At Counter,man at counter,NA +5617,Train Conductor,train conductor,NA +5618,Bomb Squad Guy,bomb squad guy,NA +5619,Liberal Man,liberal man,NA +5620,CONSULTANT,consultant,NA +5621,Cockney Flower Girls,cockney flower girls,NA +5622,Bobbies,bobbies,NA +5623,Sally's Father,sallys father,NA +5624,Upright Citizens,upright citizens,NA +5626,Audrey,audrey,NA +5627,Revelers,revelers,NA +5628,The Queen,the queen,NA +5629,Prince Charles,prince charles,NA +5630,Lullaby Singer,lullaby singer,NA +5631,Indian Singer,indian singer,NA +5632,Don Pardo,don pardo,NA +5633,Homer Devils,homer devils,NA +5634,Black Bishop,black bishop,NA +5635,Icelandic Man,icelandic man,NA +5636,2nd Icelandic Man,2nd icelandic man,NA +5637,NEW NEIGHBOR,new neighbor,NA +5638,WALT,walt,NA +5639,Neighbors,neighbors,NA +5640,THE REAL WALT,the real walt,NA +5642,Prison Worker,prison worker,NA +5643,Joyce,joyce,NA +5644,Mexican Man,mexican man,NA +5645,Southern State Trooper,southern state trooper,NA +5646,Midwestern Trooper,midwestern trooper,NA +5647,New Jersey Patrolman,new jersey patrolman,NA +5648,Man With Crazy Beard,man with crazy beard,NA +5649,Thought Bubble Lisa,thought bubble lisa,NA +5650,Ron Finkelsteinberg,ron finkelsteinberg,NA +5651,Sports Bar Guy #3,sports bar guy 3,NA +5652,Sports Bar Guy #4,sports bar guy 4,NA +5654,Ryan Seacrest,ryan seacrest,NA +5655,Randy Jackson,randy jackson,NA +5656,Kara DioGuardi,kara dioguardi,NA +5657,Ellen DeGeneres,ellen degeneres,NA +5658,Thought Bubble Simon Cowell,thought bubble simon cowell,NA +5659,Pro Shop Clerk,pro shop clerk,NA +5660,Friendly Old Golfer,friendly old golfer,NA +5661,Nobel Academy President,nobel academy president,NA +5662,Military Choir,military choir,NA +5663,Tsa Security Officer,tsa security officer,NA +5664,Ira Glass,ira glass,NA +5665,TEENAGE GIRL CAMPER,teenage girl camper,NA +5666,TEENAGE BOY CAMPER,teenage boy camper,NA +5667,2ND TEENAGE GIRL CAMPER,2nd teenage girl camper,NA +5668,Teenage Singers,teenage singers,NA +5669,Kurt Hardwick,kurt hardwick,NA +5670,VAN KRUUSTEN,van kruusten,NA +5671,Flynn,flynn,NA +5672,Chief Magistrate,chief magistrate,NA +5673,Aiesha,aiesha,NA +5674,SARAH,sarah,NA +5675,Fat Kids,fat kids,NA +5676,E-Z Reader,e-z reader,NA +5677,Schoolboy,schoolboy,NA +5678,Belgian Bailiff,belgian bailiff,NA +5679,Bailiff's Brother,bailiffs brother,NA +5680,Afrikaner Promoter,afrikaner promoter,NA +5681,BERNICE/HELEN,bernicehelen,NA +5682,Maitre D'ess,maitre dess,NA +5683,Fat Banker,fat banker,NA +5684,Muhammad Yunus,muhammad yunus,NA +5685,Chris Hansen,chris hansen,NA +5686,Mark Zuckerberg,mark zuckerberg,NA +5687,Dahlia,dahlia,NA +5688,Hobby Shop Owner,hobby shop owner,NA +5689,Bill James,bill james,NA +5690,Ball,ball,NA +5691,Teammates,teammates,NA +5692,Funnel Cake Man,funnel cake man,NA +5693,Rev. Lovejoy Avatar,rev lovejoy avatar,NA +5694,Rich Uncle Pennybags,rich uncle pennybags,NA +5695,Powerful Voice,powerful voice,NA +5696,Colonel Ketchup,colonel ketchup,NA +5697,Crazy Eights,crazy eights,NA +5698,Pelican,pelican,NA +5699,Edmund,edmund,NA +5700,Vampire Dad,vampire dad,NA +5701,Kount,kount,NA +5702,Abby,abby,NA +5703,Professional-looking Driver,professional-looking driver,NA +5704,Admissions Director,admissions director,NA +5705,Cloisters Girl,cloisters girl,NA +5706,Another Girl,another girl,NA +5707,Ms. Marshall,ms marshall,NA +5708,Chairman,chairman,NA +5709,Nbc Executive,nbc executive,NA +5710,Network Executive,network executive,NA +5641,THE REAL BOB,the real bob,m +5653,Simon Cowell,simon cowell,m +5711,Personal Physician,personal physician,NA +5712,Sgt. Activity Doll,sgt activity doll,NA +5713,Funeral Director,funeral director,NA +5714,Guido Guy,guido guy,NA +5715,Dick Cheney,dick cheney,NA +5716,General Patton,general patton,NA +5717,Danica Patrick,danica patrick,NA +5718,Will Rogers,will rogers,NA +5719,W.C. FIELDS,wc fields,NA +5720,Dr. Thurston,dr thurston,NA +5721,Caretaker,caretaker,NA +5722,Bing Crosby,bing crosby,NA +5723,Gruff Sergeant,gruff sergeant,NA +5724,German,german,NA +5725,Western Union Boy,western union boy,NA +5726,Tree Salesman,tree salesman,NA +5727,Hamlet,hamlet,NA +5729,Katy Perry,katy perry,NA +5730,Sock Puppet Dog,sock puppet dog,NA +5731,Samoan Native,samoan native,NA +5732,Wah-wah Birds,wah-wah birds,NA +5733,Glinda,glinda,NA +5735,Other Guards,other guards,NA +5736,Female Agent,female agent,NA +5737,Whiny Agent,whiny agent,NA +5738,Fit Tony,fit tony,NA +5739,Erik,erik,NA +5740,4th Graders,4th graders,NA +5741,5th Graders,5th graders,NA +5742,Zach,zach,NA +5743,Mr. Benzie,mr benzie,NA +5744,Tough 5th Grader,tough 5th grader,NA +5745,Anita,anita,NA +5746,Connie,connie,NA +5747,Chris,chris,NA +5748,Andy Hamilton,andy hamilton,NA +5749,Tyler Winklevoss,tyler winklevoss,NA +5750,Ross,ross,NA +5751,MARGE 40-YEAR-OLD,marge 40-year-old,NA +5752,Fat Late Shift Worker,fat late shift worker,NA +5753,Mr. Burns Heads,mr burns heads,NA +5754,Super-hairy Wonder Woman,super-hairy wonder woman,NA +5755,Ms. Juniper,ms juniper,NA +5756,DISTINGUISHED OLDER GENTLEMEN,distinguished older gentlemen,NA +5757,Comic Book Gay,comic book gay,NA +5758,Tranny #1,tranny 1,NA +5759,Tranny #2,tranny 2,NA +5760,Gays,gays,NA +5761,Grizzly Shawn,grizzly shawn,NA +5762,Bar Customers,bar customers,NA +5763,Devil Moe,devil moe,NA +5764,Real Devil Moe,real devil moe,NA +5765,Melody,melody,NA +5766,Distinguished Older Gentleman,distinguished older gentleman,NA +5767,Liz,liz,NA +5768,Playground Ghost,playground ghost,NA +5769,Gale Gordon,gale gordon,NA +5770,Lucille Ball,lucille ball,NA +5771,Courtney,courtney,NA +5772,Fat Chinese Spy,fat chinese spy,NA +5773,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY,cheekbone chinese spy,NA +5774,Atf Agent,atf agent,NA +5775,2nd Atf Agent,2nd atf agent,NA +5776,Goatee Chinese Spy,goatee chinese spy,NA +5777,David Mamet,david mamet,NA +5778,Statue of Liberty,statue of liberty,NA +5779,Cheekbones Chinese Spy,cheekbones chinese spy,NA +5780,CHEEKBONE/GOATEE SPIES,cheekbonegoatee spies,NA +5781,Sheldon Leavitt,sheldon leavitt,NA +5782,Rebecca,rebecca,NA +5783,Dog Guy,dog guy,NA +5784,Lainie,lainie,NA +5785,Carlotta,carlotta,NA +5787,Middle-aged Lady,middle-aged lady,NA +5788,Heavyset Woman,heavyset woman,NA +5789,Attractive Friend,attractive friend,NA +5790,Blofeld,blofeld,NA +5791,Young Woman #1,young woman 1,NA +5792,Young Woman #2,young woman 2,NA +5793,Burns' Wingman,burns wingman,NA +5794,YOUNG WOMAN #1 & #2,young woman 1 2,NA +5795,Scratchy's Father,scratchys father,NA +5796,Cat Monk,cat monk,NA +5797,Crazy Clown,crazy clown,NA +5798,Herman Millwood,herman millwood,NA +5799,Crazed-looking Techie,crazed-looking techie,NA +5800,Male Animator,male animator,NA +5801,Female Animator,female animator,NA +5802,2nd Male Animator,2nd male animator,NA +5803,Animators,animators,NA +5804,MAN IN THE AUDIENCE,man in the audience,NA +5805,Sir Anthony Hopkins,sir anthony hopkins,NA +5806,John Lassiter,john lassiter,NA +5808,Russell Brand,russell brand,NA +5809,D.J. Kwanzaa,dj kwanzaa,NA +5810,Ice Mocha,ice mocha,NA +5811,Nasty J,nasty j,NA +5812,Halle Berry,halle berry,NA +5813,Cowboy Ketchup,cowboy ketchup,NA +5814,Waffle,waffle,NA +5734,Fbi Supervisor,fbi supervisor,m +5807,Randy Newman,randy newman,m +5786,Dr. Kissingher,dr kissingher,m +5815,Peanut Butter,peanut butter,NA +5816,Willis,willis,NA +5817,Miss Pennyfarthing,miss pennyfarthing,NA +5818,Nick Park,nick park,NA +5819,Martin Scorsese,martin scorsese,NA +5820,Leathery Old Man,leathery old man,NA +5821,Leathery Old Woman,leathery old woman,NA +5822,Climber,climber,NA +5823,Other Orderly,other orderly,NA +5825,Frat Nerd,frat nerd,NA +5826,Drug Dealer,drug dealer,NA +5827,Old-timey Farmer,old-timey farmer,NA +5828,Friends,friends,NA +5831,Fetus,fetus,NA +5832,Grizabella,grizabella,NA +5833,ELEANOR,eleanor,NA +5834,Middle-aged Father,middle-aged father,NA +5835,Viking Fan,viking fan,NA +5836,RETIRED AFRICAN-AMERICAN,retired african-american,NA +5837,2nd Retired Lineman Masseur,2nd retired lineman masseur,NA +5838,FOOTBALL-HATING INTELLECTUAL,football-hating intellectual,NA +5840,Gerald,gerald,NA +5841,Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,kareem abdul-jabbar,NA +5842,Custodial Employee,custodial employee,NA +5843,Man In Tux,man in tux,NA +5844,Sommeliers,sommeliers,NA +5845,SHIRLEY TEMPLE-TYPE GIRL,shirley temple-type girl,NA +5846,Ewell Freestone,ewell freestone,NA +5847,Garden Ladies,garden ladies,NA +5849,Swami,swami,NA +5850,Cregg Demon,cregg demon,NA +5851,THOUGHT-BUBBLE FLANDERS,thought-bubble flanders,NA +5852,Ricky Jay,ricky jay,NA +5853,David Copperfield,david copperfield,NA +5854,Late Wife,late wife,NA +5855,Wedding Planner,wedding planner,NA +5856,STEVIE B.,stevie b,NA +5857,Tushie,tushie,NA +5858,The Occurrence,the occurrence,NA +5859,Guidos,guidos,NA +5860,Old Italian Woman,old italian woman,NA +5861,Angela,angela,NA +5862,1970s Grampa,1970s grampa,NA +5863,Taffy,taffy,NA +5864,Assorted Women,assorted women,NA +5865,Cyclist,cyclist,NA +5866,Female Ibs Sufferer,female ibs sufferer,NA +5867,Male Ibs Sufferer,male ibs sufferer,NA +5868,Matrons,matrons,NA +5869,Elderly Nancy Drew,elderly nancy drew,NA +5870,Key Man,key man,NA +5871,P.T. Express,pt express,NA +5872,Angry Female Teacher,angry female teacher,NA +5873,Lenny's Face,lennys face,NA +5874,Skinner's Face,skinners face,NA +5875,Comic Book Guy's Face,comic book guys face,NA +5876,Moe's Face,moes face,NA +5878,FEDEX-TYPE GUY,fedex-type guy,NA +5879,Tom Colicchio,tom colicchio,NA +5880,Cia Official,cia official,NA +5881,Humans,humans,NA +5882,Viktor,viktor,NA +5883,Disaster Victim,disaster victim,NA +5884,Viktor's Wife,viktors wife,NA +5885,Young Kim Jong Il,young kim jong il,NA +5886,City Slicker,city slicker,NA +5887,Student Chorus,student chorus,NA +5888,ELDERLY ENGLISHWOMAN,elderly englishwoman,NA +5889,MRS. KNICKERTWIST,mrs knickertwist,NA +5890,Laid-back Teacher,laid-back teacher,NA +5891,Young Chalmers,young chalmers,NA +5892,Saloonkeeper,saloonkeeper,NA +5893,Injured Cast Member,injured cast member,NA +5894,Voice Of God,voice of god,NA +5895,Avatar Bart,avatar bart,NA +5896,Avatar Jimbo,avatar jimbo,NA +5897,Avatar Dolph,avatar dolph,NA +5898,Avatar Kearney,avatar kearney,NA +5899,Avatar Milhouse,avatar milhouse,NA +5900,Taxi Dragon,taxi dragon,NA +5901,KAMALA,kamala,NA +5902,Roz,roz,NA +5903,Robot Seal,robot seal,NA +5904,Paul Flart,paul flart,NA +5905,Undertaker,undertaker,NA +5906,HOWARD JR.,howard jr,NA +5907,Reps,reps,NA +5908,Miss Wyoming,miss wyoming,NA +5909,Robot Maid,robot maid,NA +5910,Game Developer,game developer,NA +5911,Ethiopian Waitress,ethiopian waitress,NA +5912,Ethiopians,ethiopians,NA +5913,Marge's Taste Buds,marges taste buds,NA +5914,SIMPSONS/FOODIES,simpsonsfoodies,NA +5915,Foie Greg,foie greg,NA +5916,Amuse Bruce,amuse bruce,NA +5917,Spanish Chef,spanish chef,NA +5918,TONY BOURDAIN,tony bourdain,NA +5877,Wayne,wayne,m +5839,Dr. Zander,dr zander,m +5824,Walther Hotenhoffer,walther hotenhoffer,m +5829,Chong,chong,m +5919,Mario Batali,mario batali,NA +5920,Swedish Chef,swedish chef,NA +5921,BRITISH VOICE,british voice,NA +5922,Gordon Ramsay,gordon ramsay,NA +5923,Thug,thug,NA +5924,FOODIES,foodies,NA +5925,Young 'uns,young uns,NA +5926,Young Thug,young thug,NA +5927,Homer Taste Buds,homer taste buds,NA +5928,Paleontologist,paleontologist,NA +5929,Stagehand #1,stagehand 1,NA +5930,Stagehand #2,stagehand 2,NA +5931,Gang,gang,NA +5932,Neil Gaiman,neil gaiman,NA +5934,Lackeys,lackeys,NA +5935,Zombie Bride,zombie bride,NA +5936,Female Marketing Executive,female marketing executive,NA +5937,Male Marketing Executive,male marketing executive,NA +5938,Karaoke Operator,karaoke operator,NA +5940,Dottie,dottie,NA +5941,Regulator,regulator,NA +5942,Diversity Kitten,diversity kitten,NA +5943,Wheelchair Kitten,wheelchair kitten,NA +5944,Skanky Girl,skanky girl,NA +5945,Fatso,fatso,NA +5946,Eunice,eunice,NA +5948,Young Executive,young executive,NA +5949,Woman Executive,woman executive,NA +5950,Adult Audience,adult audience,NA +5951,Tick-Tock,tick-tock,NA +5952,Kevin Dillon,kevin dillon,NA +5953,Crew Members,crew members,NA +5954,Burly Crew Member,burly crew member,NA +5955,JANEANE GAROFOLO,janeane garofolo,NA +5956,Elderly Principal Skinner,elderly principal skinner,NA +5957,Jiff,jiff,NA +5958,Skippy,skippy,NA +5959,Adult Milhouse,adult milhouse,NA +5960,Zia,zia,NA +5961,Robot Doctor,robot doctor,NA +5962,Guitarist,guitarist,NA +5963,Holo-book,holo-book,NA +5964,Maude's Ghost,maudes ghost,NA +5965,Ticket Agent,ticket agent,NA +5966,Recorded Announcement,recorded announcement,NA +5967,Australian Man,australian man,NA +5968,Aged Burns,aged burns,NA +5969,Adult Kearney,adult kearney,NA +5970,Tree,tree,NA +5971,Handsome Male Android,handsome male android,NA +5972,Delivery Nurse,delivery nurse,NA +5973,Adult Ralph,adult ralph,NA +5974,Adult Ralph #2,adult ralph 2,NA +5975,Adult Ralph #3,adult ralph 3,NA +5976,Lenny,lenny,NA +5977,Carl,carl,NA +5978,Tsa Agent,tsa agent,NA +5979,Tsa Baby,tsa baby,NA +5980,Tsa Officer,tsa officer,NA +5981,Ethnic Man,ethnic man,NA +5982,Air Marshal,air marshal,NA +5983,Mystery Man,mystery man,NA +5984,Cbsbn Executive,cbsbn executive,NA +5985,Lefty Loony,lefty loony,NA +5986,Female Cbsbn Executive,female cbsbn executive,NA +5987,Chris Christie,chris christie,NA +5988,James Madison,james madison,NA +5989,Other Car's Driver,other cars driver,NA +5990,Fireman #1,fireman 1,NA +5991,Fireman #2,fireman 2,NA +5992,Fireman #3,fireman 3,NA +5993,Male Twin,male twin,NA +5994,2nd Male Twin,2nd male twin,NA +5995,Mexican Duffman,mexican duffman,NA +5996,Bar Rag,bar rag,NA +5997,Bartholomé,bartholomé,NA +5998,Lise,lise,NA +5999,Marguerite,marguerite,NA +6000,French Men,french men,NA +6001,Homeur,homeur,NA +6002,Archbishop Smithers,archbishop smithers,NA +6003,Le Duc,le duc,NA +6004,ARCHBISHOP,archbishop,NA +6005,Sponge,sponge,NA +6006,French Wiggum,french wiggum,NA +6007,Adoring Young Women,adoring young women,NA +6008,Viking Homer,viking homer,NA +6009,Viking Lenny,viking lenny,NA +6010,Monk #2,monk 2,NA +6011,Monk #3,monk 3,NA +6012,Persian Trader,persian trader,NA +6013,Christian Homer,christian homer,NA +6014,King Nelson,king nelson,NA +6015,Discarded Wives,discarded wives,NA +6016,Servant Jimbo,servant jimbo,NA +6017,Scheherazade,scheherazade,NA +6018,SCHERAZADE,scherazade,NA +6019,Nobleman,nobleman,NA +6020,Pope Julius,pope julius,NA +6021,Michelangelo,michelangelo,NA +6022,Rat,rat,NA +6023,Union Soldier,union soldier,NA +6024,Extra Large Underwear,extra large underwear,NA +5939,Robert Marlowe,robert marlowe,m +5933,Slick Publisher,slick publisher,m +6026,Adam,adam,NA +6027,Guy Driving By,guy driving by,NA +6028,Frida,frida,NA +6029,Jerri,jerri,NA +6030,3rd Twin,3rd twin,NA +6031,Pyramus' Father,pyramus father,NA +6032,Thisbe,thisbe,NA +6033,Parrot,parrot,NA +6034,Voice From Tv,voice from tv,NA +6035,Hadley,hadley,NA +6036,Pauline Pfeiffer,pauline pfeiffer,NA +6037,Marlin,marlin,NA +6038,Cloaked Member,cloaked member,NA +6039,HANK WILLIAMS,hank williams,NA +6040,Shelbyville Announcer,shelbyville announcer,NA +6041,Julian Assange,julian assange,NA +6042,Paula Paul,paula paul,NA +6043,Marine,marine,NA +6044,Perky Checkout Lady,perky checkout lady,NA +6045,Shepard Fairey,shepard fairey,NA +6046,Robbie Conal,robbie conal,NA +6047,Kenny Scharf,kenny scharf,NA +6048,Pompous Arts Editor,pompous arts editor,NA +6049,Arts Editors,arts editors,NA +6050,Ron English,ron english,NA +6051,Thought Bubble Apu,thought bubble apu,NA +6052,Store Worker,store worker,NA +6053,MUCH-SCARIER DEATH,much-scarier death,NA +6054,"""Shorts"" Bart",shorts bart,NA +6055,"""Shorts"" Homer",shorts homer,NA +6056,"""Shorts"" Lisa",shorts lisa,NA +6057,"""Shorts"" Marge",shorts marge,NA +6058,Sideshow Mel Shakespeare,sideshow mel shakespeare,NA +6059,Moes,moes,NA +6060,FLANDERS' MOUTH AND MOUSTACHE,flanders mouth and moustache,NA +6061,Lang-Soo,lang-soo,NA +6062,Table Of Brunchers,table of brunchers,NA +6063,BEAUTIFUL BOY,beautiful boy,NA +6064,Robot Catcher,robot catcher,NA +6065,Robot 3rd Baseman,robot 3rd baseman,NA +6066,Pointing Robot,pointing robot,NA +6067,Another Robot,another robot,NA +6068,Yet Another Robot,yet another robot,NA +6069,Dying Robot,dying robot,NA +6070,Robot #3,robot 3,NA +6071,Hound,hound,NA +6072,Fishing Robot,fishing robot,NA +6073,Fitness Salesman,fitness salesman,NA +6074,Elderly Homer,elderly homer,NA +6075,Elderly Marge,elderly marge,NA +6076,Terrified Man,terrified man,NA +6077,Jennifer Aniston,jennifer aniston,NA +6078,Handsome Funny Guy,handsome funny guy,NA +6079,Shirtless Rugged Man,shirtless rugged man,NA +6080,Kitten,kitten,NA +6081,Thought Bubble Jimbo,thought bubble jimbo,NA +6082,1-Year-Old Homer,1-year-old homer,NA +6083,Strange Man,strange man,NA +6084,Giant Cat,giant cat,NA +6085,Check-in Agent,check-in agent,NA +6086,Tough Announcer,tough announcer,NA +6088,Kidzone Rep,kidzone rep,NA +6089,Caribbean Boy,caribbean boy,NA +6090,Singaporean Girl,singaporean girl,NA +6091,80-Year-Old Bart,80-year-old bart,NA +6092,Elderly Nelson,elderly nelson,NA +6093,Skeet Shooter,skeet shooter,NA +6094,Captain Svalbard,captain svalbard,NA +6095,Norwegian Ensign,norwegian ensign,NA +6096,Joey Scazzazone,joey scazzazone,NA +6097,Cult Followers,cult followers,NA +6098,Filipino Steward,filipino steward,NA +6099,Wheelchair Boy,wheelchair boy,NA +6100,Dave the Lifeguard,dave the lifeguard,NA +6101,Treat Williams,treat williams,NA +6102,Portuguese Boy,portuguese boy,NA +6103,Cruiser,cruiser,NA +6104,Russian Businessman,russian businessman,NA +6105,Criminal Guests,criminal guests,NA +6106,German Criminal,german criminal,NA +6107,Mistress,mistress,NA +6109,Homer's Reflection,homers reflection,NA +6110,Hufnpuffalus,hufnpuffalus,NA +6111,Drug Lord,drug lord,NA +6112,DRUG LORD'S WIFE,drug lords wife,NA +6113,Feminist Left-handed Woman,feminist left-handed woman,NA +6114,Strident Left-handed Man,strident left-handed man,NA +6115,Lgbt Group,lgbt group,NA +6116,Embarrassed Man,embarrassed man,NA +6117,Christian Teacher,christian teacher,NA +6118,Talking Dog,talking dog,NA +6119,Older Flanders,older flanders,NA +6120,College Grad Todd,college grad todd,NA +6121,Sally Scantron Sheet,sally scantron sheet,NA +6122,Peter Pencil,peter pencil,NA +6123,SALLY/PETER,sallypeter,NA +6124,Sleazy Sam,sleazy sam,NA +6125,Farmwife,farmwife,NA +6126,Pistons,pistons,NA +6087,Rowan Priddis,rowan priddis,m +6108,CAIN,cain,m +6128,Senior Tsa Agent,senior tsa agent,NA +6129,Wardrobe Man,wardrobe man,NA +6130,Dangling Accountant,dangling accountant,NA +6131,SPUCKLER KID,spuckler kid,NA +6132,CROWD OW,crowd ow,NA +6133,Voice Chip,voice chip,NA +6134,Manhole Paparazzo,manhole paparazzo,NA +6135,Egg Bearers,egg bearers,NA +6136,Egg Bearer,egg bearer,NA +6137,Crowd In Bleachers,crowd in bleachers,NA +6138,Old Man Wellbottom,old man wellbottom,NA +6139,J.J. Hunsecker,jj hunsecker,NA +6140,N.Y. Father,ny father,NA +6141,N.Y. Mother,ny mother,NA +6142,Buff Cowboy,buff cowboy,NA +6143,New York Cab Driver,new york cab driver,NA +6144,Sophisticated Girl,sophisticated girl,NA +6145,Theater Cashier,theater cashier,NA +6146,New York Guy,new york guy,NA +6147,Guitar Player,guitar player,NA +6148,Shakespearean Vendor,shakespearean vendor,NA +6149,Other Audience Members,other audience members,NA +6150,Unidentified Baldwin,unidentified baldwin,NA +6151,Unidentified Estevez,unidentified estevez,NA +6152,Hipster Man,hipster man,NA +6153,Shakespearean Actor,shakespearean actor,NA +6154,New York Cop,new york cop,NA +6155,Al Roker,al roker,NA +6156,Barts,barts,NA +6157,t,t,NA +6158,Ethereal Being,ethereal being,NA +6159,2nd Ethereal Being,2nd ethereal being,NA +6160,Ethereal Beings,ethereal beings,NA +6161,Little Marge,little marge,NA +6162,PATTY/SELMA,pattyselma,NA +6163,DEMONS,demons,NA +6164,Mysterious Figure,mysterious figure,NA +6165,Corrupt Pope Homer,corrupt pope homer,NA +6166,Fop Homer,fop homer,NA +6167,Caveman Homer,caveman homer,NA +6168,Egyptian Slave Homer,egyptian slave homer,NA +6169,Jeff Gordon,jeff gordon,NA +6170,Evil Wizard,evil wizard,NA +6171,Meredith Milgram,meredith milgram,NA +6172,Septuplets,septuplets,NA +6173,Thought Bubble Dr. Hibbert,thought bubble dr hibbert,NA +6174,THOUGHT BUBBLE BERNICE,thought bubble bernice,NA +6175,Roberto Dinero,roberto dinero,NA +6176,ROBERT DINERO,robert dinero,NA +6177,Female Orderly,female orderly,NA +6178,Male Orderly,male orderly,NA +6179,Burly Biker,burly biker,NA +6180,Spiro,spiro,NA +6181,YOUNG SPIRO,young spiro,NA +6182,Marvin Hamlisch,marvin hamlisch,NA +6183,CHANTEUSE,chanteuse,NA +6184,YOUNG RITA,young rita,NA +6185,RITA,rita,NA +6186,Jennifer Tilly,jennifer tilly,NA +6187,Puppet,puppet,NA +6188,Dealer Avatar,dealer avatar,NA +6189,Elderly Owner,elderly owner,NA +6191,Joey the Arsonist,joey the arsonist,NA +6192,Kenny the Problem,kenny the problem,NA +6193,Bulgarian Woman,bulgarian woman,NA +6194,Giant Grasshopper,giant grasshopper,NA +6195,Teenage Female Voice,teenage female voice,NA +6196,Teenage Female Voice #2,teenage female voice 2,NA +6197,Relieved Mom,relieved mom,NA +6198,Crazed Dad,crazed dad,NA +6199,Girl's Mom,girls mom,NA +6200,Barney Blimp,barney blimp,NA +6201,Dejected Barfly,dejected barfly,NA +6202,Auditor,auditor,NA +6203,Pleasant Voice,pleasant voice,NA +6204,Distinguished Elderly Voice,distinguished elderly voice,NA +6205,7-Year-Old Brockman,7-year-old brockman,NA +6206,Short Man,short man,NA +6207,Upbeat Announcer,upbeat announcer,NA +6208,Man With Tree Hat,man with tree hat,NA +6209,Tree Hoper,tree hoper,NA +6210,Seminar Leader,seminar leader,NA +6211,Donut Man/terence,donut manterence,NA +6213,T-Rex,t-rex,NA +6214,YO-YO,yo-yo,NA +6215,Tattoo Artist,tattoo artist,NA +6216,Nursing Women,nursing women,NA +6217,Nursing Toddler,nursing toddler,NA +6218,Cool Kids,cool kids,NA +6219,Colin Meloy,colin meloy,NA +6220,Pretentious Rat Lover,pretentious rat lover,NA +6221,Futuristic Man,futuristic man,NA +6222,Old-timey Hipster,old-timey hipster,NA +6223,MyPhone,myphone,NA +6224,Cool People,cool people,NA +6225,Villageville Crowd,villageville crowd,NA +6226,Electronic Donkey Voice,electronic donkey voice,NA +6227,Bongo,bongo,NA +6228,Baby Homer,baby homer,NA +6229,Toad,toad,NA +6212,Terence,terence,m +6230,Young Herman,young herman,NA +6231,12-Year-Old Lou,12-year-old lou,NA +6232,Miss Viola,miss viola,NA +6233,Other Dad,other dad,NA +6234,Mom With Laser,mom with laser,NA +6235,Moms,moms,NA +6236,Red Dad,red dad,NA +6237,Furious Dad,furious dad,NA +6238,Psycho Dad,psycho dad,NA +6239,Ape Heads,ape heads,NA +6241,Dr. Eugene Blatz,dr eugene blatz,NA +6242,Overlord,overlord,NA +6243,Post-apocalyptic Crowd,post-apocalyptic crowd,NA +6244,Prepper,prepper,NA +6245,Zombie Kid,zombie kid,NA +6246,Zombie Dad,zombie dad,NA +6247,MOLEMAN JR.,moleman jr,NA +6248,Jennifer,jennifer,NA +6249,Angel Skinner,angel skinner,NA +6250,Mrs. Skinner Devil,mrs skinner devil,NA +6251,Popeyes,popeyes,NA +6252,Wrecking Ball Operator,wrecking ball operator,NA +6253,Bird Wrangler,bird wrangler,NA +6254,Mav,mav,NA +6255,Portia,portia,NA +6256,Mav's Dad,mavs dad,NA +6257,Male Gps,male gps,NA +6258,Musicologist,musicologist,NA +6259,Other Musicologist,other musicologist,NA +6260,French-canadian Mountain Man,french-canadian mountain man,NA +6261,HILLBILLY M.C.,hillbilly mc,NA +6262,Barry the Satellite TV Guy,barry the satellite tv guy,NA +6263,Devon Peacock,devon peacock,NA +6264,SUPERHERO WITH CLAWS,superhero with claws,NA +6265,Max Weinberg,max weinberg,NA +6266,Brazilian Man,brazilian man,NA +6267,Brazilian 12-year-old Boy,brazilian 12-year-old boy,NA +6268,Melvis,melvis,NA +6269,Caricature,caricature,NA +6270,Ol' Joe Clabby,ol joe clabby,NA +6271,Front Desk Man,front desk man,NA +6272,Kicked-out Husband #1,kicked-out husband 1,NA +6273,Kicked-out Husband #2,kicked-out husband 2,NA +6274,Robert A. Caro,robert a caro,NA +6275,ALAN RICKMAN,alan rickman,NA +6276,Video Game Woman,video game woman,NA +6277,Futuristic Computer,futuristic computer,NA +6278,Sensitive Female Voice,sensitive female voice,NA +6279,Hillbilly,hillbilly,NA +6280,Hillbilly #2,hillbilly 2,NA +6281,Face,face,NA +6282,Storytime Sue,storytime sue,NA +6284,DUFFMAN VOICE MILHOUSE,duffman voice milhouse,NA +6285,Cute Puppet,cute puppet,NA +6286,Bus Vendor,bus vendor,NA +6287,Bus Station Guy,bus station guy,NA +6288,P.R. Person,pr person,NA +6289,Macho Narrator,macho narrator,NA +6290,CJ Ramone,cj ramone,NA +6291,Oldsters,oldsters,NA +6292,Angry Crowd,angry crowd,NA +6293,Glamorous Godfrey,glamorous godfrey,NA +6294,Swedish Wrestler,swedish wrestler,NA +6295,Elderly Audience,elderly audience,NA +6296,Nerdy Fat Kid,nerdy fat kid,NA +6298,Nurse Dora,nurse dora,NA +6299,Capri,capri,NA +6300,Richard Dawkins Demon,richard dawkins demon,NA +6301,Color Man,color man,NA +6302,Man Stuck Inside,man stuck inside,NA +6303,Middle-aged Jasper,middle-aged jasper,NA +6304,Janet Reno,janet reno,NA +6305,Middle-aged Jewish Man,middle-aged jewish man,NA +6306,Justine,justine,NA +6307,School Courtroom,school courtroom,NA +6308,Evil Scientist,evil scientist,NA +6309,Superspy,superspy,NA +6310,Chef Naziwa,chef naziwa,NA +6311,Male Diner,male diner,NA +6312,Stella,stella,NA +6313,Stanley Kowalski,stanley kowalski,NA +6314,Stanley Kowalski Milhouse,stanley kowalski milhouse,NA +6315,School Therapist,school therapist,NA +6316,Searchy,searchy,NA +6317,Brando's Head,brandos head,NA +6318,KARL MALDEN,karl malden,NA +6319,Piece Of Sushi,piece of sushi,NA +6320,GHIBLI-ESQUE CREATURES,ghibli-esque creatures,NA +6321,Chefs,chefs,NA +6322,Fat Brando,fat brando,NA +6323,Sex Shop Salesman,sex shop salesman,NA +6324,Sushi Piece,sushi piece,NA +6325,2nd Sushi Piece,2nd sushi piece,NA +6327,Female Parishioners,female parishioners,NA +6328,Parishioners,parishioners,NA +6329,Oogle Driver,oogle driver,NA +6330,Oogle Worker,oogle worker,NA +6331,Warm Female Voice,warm female voice,NA +6332,Male Singers,male singers,NA +6326,Rev. Hooper,rev hooper,m +6297,Ms. Cantwell,ms cantwell,f +6240,Lloyd,lloyd,m +6333,Ken,ken,NA +6334,Doesn't Like Anything,doesnt like anything,NA +6335,Cop With A Secret,cop with a secret,NA +6336,Sonny Rollins,sonny rollins,NA +6337,Man In Van,man in van,NA +6338,Princess Diana,princess diana,NA +6339,Gandhi,gandhi,NA +6340,Stockbrokers,stockbrokers,NA +6341,Frink-E-Min,frink-e-min,NA +6342,Slava,slava,NA +6343,Zhenya,zhenya,NA +6344,Vigorous Older Man,vigorous older man,NA +6345,Justin Bieber,justin bieber,NA +6346,Men In Audience,men in audience,NA +6347,Male British Announcer,male british announcer,NA +6348,Planet Jackson,planet jackson,NA +6349,French Scientist,french scientist,NA +6350,Blaise Pascal,blaise pascal,NA +6351,Silly Squirrel,silly squirrel,NA +6352,Male Icelander,male icelander,NA +6353,Ingimar,ingimar,NA +6354,Icelanders,icelanders,NA +6355,Female Icelander,female icelander,NA +6356,Wise Old Icelander,wise old icelander,NA +6357,Carl's Father,carls father,NA +6358,Everyone In Iceland,everyone in iceland,NA +6359,1-Year-Old Bart,1-year-old bart,NA +6360,1-Year-Old Nelson,1-year-old nelson,NA +6361,Hippie-looking Guy,hippie-looking guy,NA +6362,Pbs Announcer,pbs announcer,NA +6363,Mr. Drake,mr drake,NA +6364,Polly,polly,NA +6365,Lord Upton,lord upton,NA +6366,DOWAGER GRANDMUM,dowager grandmum,NA +6367,Homer's Friends,homers friends,NA +6368,800-Pound Homer,800-pound homer,NA +6369,Thought Bubble Ben,thought bubble ben,NA +6370,George H. W. Bush,george h w bush,NA +6371,Booth Worker,booth worker,NA +6372,Frumpy Friend,frumpy friend,NA +6373,Halpern,halpern,NA +6374,Official-sounding Voice,official-sounding voice,NA +6375,Fat In The Hat,fat in the hat,NA +6376,Borax,borax,NA +6377,Fighter Pilots,fighter pilots,NA +6378,Fighter Pilot #1,fighter pilot 1,NA +6379,Fighter Pilot #2,fighter pilot 2,NA +6380,Legless Wiseguy,legless wiseguy,NA +6381,Big Mouth,big mouth,NA +6382,Freaks,freaks,NA +6383,Kent Brockman's Thoughts,kent brockmans thoughts,NA +6384,MR. BURNS.,mr burns,NA +6385,Lilah,lilah,NA +6386,Rachel Maddow,rachel maddow,NA +6387,Dexter Colt,dexter colt,NA +6388,newsstand Operator,newsstand operator,NA +6389,Siri,siri,NA +6390,Marksman,marksman,NA +6391,NANCY SINATRA-TYPE SINGER,nancy sinatra-type singer,NA +6392,MAN ON FIRE,man on fire,NA +6393,MAN WITH WINGS,man with wings,NA +6394,WILLIAM CONRAD-STYLE NARRATOR,william conrad-style narrator,NA +6395,GRETCHEN,gretchen,NA +6396,LAMAZE INSTRUCTOR,lamaze instructor,NA +6397,CALLIOPE,calliope,NA +6398,TOY COW,toy cow,NA +6399,JOY,joy,NA +6400,HOMER JR.,homer jr,NA +6402,Drivers,drivers,NA +6403,Pigsty,pigsty,NA +6404,1st First Grader,1st first grader,NA +6405,2nd First Grader,2nd first grader,NA +6406,Walter Mondale,walter mondale,NA +6407,John Kerry,john kerry,NA +6408,Anderson Cooper,anderson cooper,NA +6409,Male Singer,male singer,NA +6410,Female Astronaut,female astronaut,NA +6411,Sea Sponge,sea sponge,NA +6412,Squiduardo,squiduardo,NA +6413,Widowfish,widowfish,NA +6414,President Obama,president obama,NA +6415,Aspiring Krustys,aspiring krustys,NA +6416,Rastafarian Krusty,rastafarian krusty,NA +6417,Jamaican Singers,jamaican singers,NA +6418,Itchem,itchem,NA +6419,Somber Irish Krusty,somber irish krusty,NA +6420,Irish Clown Father,irish clown father,NA +6421,Pregnant Irish Girl,pregnant irish girl,NA +6422,IRISH KRUSTY,irish krusty,NA +6423,Krustys,krustys,NA +6424,Mexican Krusty,mexican krusty,NA +6425,Botswana Krusty,botswana krusty,NA +6426,Jimmy Stewart,jimmy stewart,NA +6427,Mechanical Spider,mechanical spider,NA +6428,Slavic Man,slavic man,NA +6429,Midwestern Dad,midwestern dad,NA +6430,Midwestern Woman,midwestern woman,NA +6431,Boarder,boarder,NA +6432,Female Boarder,female boarder,NA +6433,Out-of-towners,out-of-towners,NA +6434,Church Reporter,church reporter,NA +6642,CGI HOMER,cgi homer,NA +6435,Female Tourist,female tourist,NA +6436,Honeymooning Bride,honeymooning bride,NA +6437,King Winter,king winter,NA +6438,Child's Mother,childs mother,NA +6439,Child's Father,childs father,NA +6440,Nasreen,nasreen,NA +6441,Boarders,boarders,NA +6442,Singing Man,singing man,NA +6443,British Tourist,british tourist,NA +6444,Plant Employee #1,plant employee 1,NA +6445,Plant Employee #2,plant employee 2,NA +6446,The Collider,the collider,NA +6447,Altar Boy,altar boy,NA +6448,Raiders Dad,raiders dad,NA +6449,Altar Boy Usher,altar boy usher,NA +6450,Serious Announcer,serious announcer,NA +6451,Paul Rudd,paul rudd,NA +6452,Leslie Mann,leslie mann,NA +6453,Sleazy Executive,sleazy executive,NA +6454,Deputy Director Gratman,deputy director gratman,NA +6455,Young Fbi Agent,young fbi agent,NA +6456,Fbi Trooper #1,fbi trooper 1,NA +6457,Fbi Trooper #2,fbi trooper 2,NA +6458,Fbi Trooper #3,fbi trooper 3,NA +6459,Criminal #1,criminal 1,NA +6460,Criminal #2,criminal 2,NA +6461,Criminals,criminals,NA +6462,Criminal #3,criminal 3,NA +6463,Gottfrid,gottfrid,NA +6464,Death Metal Lead Singer,death metal lead singer,NA +6465,Judd Apatow,judd apatow,NA +6466,SETH ROGEN,seth rogen,NA +6467,Producers,producers,NA +6468,Federal Judge,federal judge,NA +6469,Producer #1,producer 1,NA +6470,Producer #2,producer 2,NA +6471,Producer #3,producer 3,NA +6472,Producer #4,producer 4,NA +6473,Channing Tatum,channing tatum,NA +6474,GRIM ANNOUNCER,grim announcer,NA +6475,Radioactive Man's Thoughts,radioactive mans thoughts,NA +6476,The Fracker,the fracker,NA +6477,Charcoal Briquette,charcoal briquette,NA +6478,Citizen Solar,citizen solar,NA +6479,Wind Lad,wind lad,NA +6480,Petroleus Rex,petroleus rex,NA +6481,Harlan Ellison,harlan ellison,NA +6482,Strawberry,strawberry,NA +6483,Real Stan Lee,real stan lee,NA +6484,Kumiko,kumiko,NA +6485,Jim-jam Bonks,jim-jam bonks,NA +6486,Yutaka,yutaka,NA +6487,Michiko,michiko,NA +6488,Bart Snail,bart snail,NA +6489,Stress Ball,stress ball,NA +6490,Will Lyman,will lyman,NA +6491,Anonymous Expert,anonymous expert,NA +6492,Glasses,glasses,NA +6493,Hershey's Kid,hersheys kid,NA +6494,Owl Valentine,owl valentine,NA +6495,Jonesy,jonesy,NA +6496,Dr. Carlock,dr carlock,NA +6497,Rev. Kartawijaya,rev kartawijaya,NA +6498,Devil Kid,devil kid,NA +6499,Kid With Lisp,kid with lisp,NA +6501,FREEDOM,freedom,NA +6502,Comic Book Guy's Bird,comic book guys bird,NA +6503,Animated Krusty,animated krusty,NA +6504,Alarmist Narrator,alarmist narrator,NA +6505,Jenny McCarthy,jenny mccarthy,NA +6506,Monsarno Rep,monsarno rep,NA +6507,Researcher,researcher,NA +6508,Teens,teens,NA +6509,Docent,docent,NA +6510,Worker On Ground,worker on ground,NA +6511,Worker On Ladder,worker on ladder,NA +6512,Hibbert's Father,hibberts father,NA +6513,City Health Employee,city health employee,NA +6514,Old Jewish Man's Late Wife,old jewish mans late wife,NA +6515,Uncle Bill,uncle bill,NA +6516,Bingo Caller,bingo caller,NA +6517,Old Man #1,old man 1,NA +6518,Old Man #2,old man 2,NA +6519,Mildred,mildred,NA +6520,Female Dj,female dj,NA +6521,FEMALE D. J.,female d j,NA +6522,Gang Member,gang member,NA +6523,S.a.t. Prepper #1,sat prepper 1,NA +6524,S.a.t. 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Dream,5.44,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/254821955889,38893 +482,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/372/651/Simpsons_22_18.jpg,7,491,18,482,2011-04-10,2011,NABF11,22,The Great Simpsina,4.99,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/254866499808,41560 +485,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/386/315/Simpsons_22_21.jpg,7.3,505,21,485,2011-05-15,2011,NABF14,22,500 Keys,6,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/254880835816,46660 +487,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/751/263/TheFalconandtheDohman.jpg,7.2,672,1,487,2011-09-25,2011,NABF16,23,The Falcon and the D'ohman,8.08,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/273517123847,39209 +489,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/680/507/reehouseofHorrorXXII.jpg,6.6,654,3,489,2011-10-30,2011,NABF19,23,Treehouse of Horror XXII,8.1,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/230493251807,63816 +491,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/184/682/TheFoodWife.jpg,7.2,562,5,491,2011-11-13,2011,NABF20,23,The Food Wife,7.5,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/233194563539,42746 +494,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/702/479/TheTenPerCentSolution.jpg,6.2,476,8,494,2011-12-04,2011,PABF02,23,The Ten-Per-Cent Solution,9.01,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/230516291714,39002 +496,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/733/735/Simpsons_23_10.jpg,6.1,549,10,496,2012-01-08,2012,PABF03,23,"Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson",5.07,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/230549059731,44074 +498,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/738/115/Simpsons_23_12.jpg,5.7,562,12,498,2012-01-29,2012,PABF05,23,Moe Goes from Rags to Riches,5.12,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/230553667901,39838 +504,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/838/515/Beware_my_cheating.jpg,7.1,470,18,504,2012-04-15,2012,PABF11,23,Beware My Cheating Bart,4.86,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/311189571768,43422 +506,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/771/823/TheSpyWhoLearnedMe.jpg,6.9,405,20,506,2012-05-06,2012,PABF13,23,The Spy Who Learned Me,4.84,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/230588995967,43544 +508,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/180/779/LisaGoesGaga.jpg,4.5,1215,22,508,2012-05-20,2012,PABF14,23,Lisa Goes Gaga,4.82,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/233190467851,44434 +513,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/481/391/Penny_Wiseguys.jpg,6.3,426,5,513,2012-11-18,2012,PABF19,24,Penny-Wiseguys,5.06,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/221694531617,36897 +516,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/217/651/To_Cur_with_Love.jpg,7.2,441,8,516,2012-12-16,2012,RABF01,24,To Cur with Love,3.77,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/222491715618,40726 +518,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/119/3/A_Test_Before_Trying.jpg,7,408,10,518,2013-01-13,2013,RABF03,24,A Test Before Trying,5.04,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/222388291945,41542 +520,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/1009/710/Love_is_a_Many_Splintered_Thing.jpg,6.5,471,12,520,2013-02-10,2013,RABF07,24,Love is a Many-Splintered Thing,4.19,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/257681987573,41828 +522,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/1014/591/Gorgeous_Grampa.jpg,6.2,423,14,522,2013-03-03,2013,RABF06,24,Gorgeous Grampa,4.66,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/257687107857,39510 +525,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/26/226/What_Animated_Women_Want.jpg,6.5,425,17,525,2013-04-14,2013,RABF08,24,What Animated Women Want,4.11,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/257724483545,43471 +527,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/38/439/Whiskey_Business__009804.jpg,6.8,371,19,527,2013-05-05,2013,RABF13,24,Whiskey Business,4.43,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/257737283653,42810 +531,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/98/3/homer_land.jpg,7,635,1,531,2013-09-29,2013,RABF20,25,Homerland,6.37,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/307191875741,47531 +534,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/577/235/YOLO.jpg,6.7,489,4,534,2013-11-10,2013,RABF22,25,YOLO,4.2,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/304473155645,44551 +536,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/203/755/The_Kid_is_all_right.jpg,6.5,468,6,536,2013-11-24,2013,SABF02,25,The Kid Is All Right,6.78,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/310523971648,39590 +538,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/104/859/White%20Christmas%20Blues.jpg,6.5,449,8,538,2013-12-15,2013,SABF01,25,White Christmas Blues,8.48,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/307199043880,39290 +541,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/109/739/Specs_and_the_city.jpg,7.2,431,11,541,2014-01-26,2014,SABF06,25,Specs and the City,3.87,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/307204163997,44119 +543,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/112/667/Simpsons_25_13.jpg,6.7,468,13,543,2014-03-09,2014,SABF07,25,The Man Who Grew Too Much,3.75,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/307207235909,44512 +545,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/770/147/Simpsons_25_16.jpg,7,414,15,545,2014-03-23,2014,SABF10,25,The War of Art,3.98,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/311117891947,41726 +547,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/603/610/Simpsons_25_18.jpg,6.5,415,17,547,2014-04-06,2014,SABF12,25,Luca$,4.3,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/304500803520,45184 +550,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/889/791/brick_like_me.jpg,7.7,705,20,550,2014-05-04,2014,RABF21,25,Brick Like Me,4.39,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/311243331763,65613 +552,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/124/379/the_yellow_badge_of_cowardge.jpg,6.7,416,22,552,2014-05-18,2014,SABF18,25,The Yellow Badge of Cowardge,3.28,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/307219523604,46408 +554,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/947/391/Simpsons_26_02.jpg,6.9,490,2,554,2014-10-05,2014,SABF17,26,The Wreck of the Relationship,4.27,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/346737219924,38411 +557,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/309/823/TheSimpsons_SABF22_2500_1280x720_351438403698.jpg,6.3,442,5,557,2014-11-02,2014,SABF22,26,Opposites A-Frack,4.22,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/351437379941,36410 +559,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/571/1003/Simpsons_26_07.jpg,6.9,456,7,559,2014-11-16,2014,TABF01,26,Blazed and Confused,6.7,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/359228483622,43513 +562,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/752/215/TheSimpsons_RABF15_2500_1280x720_379818051609.jpg,6.8,578,10,562,2015-01-04,2015,RABF15,26,The Man Who Came to Be Dinner,10.62,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/379818563729,36622 +564,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/76/255/TheSimpsons_TABF04_2500_1280x720_388772419542.jpg,5.8,439,12,564,2015-01-25,2015,TABF04,26,The Musk Who Fell to Earth,3.29,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/388773443652,35848 +570,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/887/903/TheSimpsons_TABF11_1280x720_430425155986.jpg,6.7,334,18,570,2015-04-19,2015,TABF11,26,Peeping Mom,3.23,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/430426691868,40157 +573,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/475/879/TheSimpsons_TABF15_1280x720_442878531850.jpg,6.8,335,21,573,2015-05-10,2015,TABF15,26,Bull-E,2.77,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/442879555692,43978 +576,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/690/39/TheSimpsons_TABF17_1280x720_538102339785.jpg,6.7,395,2,576,2015-10-04,2015,TABF17,27,Cue Detective,6.02,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/770595395906,178 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+588,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/552/851/simp_Gal_of_Constant_Sorrow-VABF06Sc1117_hires2.jpg,6.6,293,14,588,2016-02-21,2016,VABF06,27,Gal of Constant Sorrow,3.1,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/770451523845,144 +590,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/972/271/simp_The_Marg-ian_Chronicles_VABF09-Sc3022_hires2.jpg,7.3,262,16,590,2016-03-13,2016,VABF09,27,The Marge-ian Chronicles,3.07,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/770891331927,201 +593,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/975/199/simp_Fland_Canyon_VABF12Sc2032_hires2.jpg,7.1,229,19,593,2016-04-24,2016,VABF12,27,Fland Canyon,2.77,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/770894403718,192 +595,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/973/247/fox_TheSimpsons_VABF13_hulu.jpg,6.4,227,21,595,2016-05-15,2016,VABF13,27,Simprovised,2.8,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/770892355976,228 +465,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/433/79/ElementarySchoolMusical.jpg,6.3,691,1,465,2010-09-26,2010,MABF21,22,Elementary School Musical,7.75,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/263519811935,31638 +463,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/334/867/The_Bob_Next_Door.jpg,7.2,545,22,463,2010-05-16,2010,MABF11,21,The Bob Next Door,6.26,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/250531907855,43446 +451,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/189/347/Once_Upon_a_Time_in_Springfield.jpg,6.7,552,10,451,2010-01-10,2010,LABF20,21,Once Upon a Time in Springfield,14.62,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/250379331672,40194 +459,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/319/227/Chief_of_Hearts.jpg,6.9,482,18,459,2010-04-18,2010,MABF09,21,Chief of Hearts,5.93,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/250515523850,41528 +461,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/326/559/Simpsons_21_20.jpg,7.2,519,20,461,2010-05-02,2010,MABF12,21,To Surveil with Love,6.06,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/250523203904,45738 +479,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/326/255/Simpsons_22_15.jpg,6.7,489,15,479,2011-03-06,2011,NABF08,22,The Scorpion's Tale,6.2,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/254817859928,42142 +477,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/318/447/Simpsons_22_13.jpg,6.9,461,13,477,2011-02-13,2011,NABF06,22,The Blue and the Gray,5.61,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/254809667917,42028 +454,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/595/799/The_Color_Yellow.jpg,6.6,496,13,454,2010-02-21,2010,MABF06,21,The Color Yellow,6.08,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/255100483932,41059 +470,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/456/526/TheFoolMonty.jpg,6.5,479,6,470,2010-11-21,2010,NABF01,22,The Fool Monty,6.58,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/263544387571,38097 +453,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/195/203/Boy_Meets_Curl.jpg,6.8,525,12,453,2010-02-14,2010,MABF05,21,Boy Meets Curl,5.87,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/250385475646,44945 +481,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/338/466/Simpsons_22_17.jpg,6.5,470,17,481,2011-03-27,2011,NABF10,22,Love Is a Many Strangled Thing,6.14,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/254830659539,41202 +484,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/381/935/Simpsons_22_20.jpg,7.2,483,20,484,2011-05-08,2011,NABF13,22,Homer Scissorhands,5.48,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/254876227684,46154 +456,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/206/439/Simpsons_21_15.jpg,7,554,15,456,2010-03-21,2010,MABF07,21,Stealing First Base,5.69,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/250397251688,40487 +471,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/457/1003/HowMunchedisthatBirdie.jpg,6.4,489,7,471,2010-11-28,2010,NABF02,22,How Munched is That Birdie in the Window?,9.38,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/263545923923,37568 +483,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/376/55/Simpsons_22_19.jpg,6.6,486,19,483,2011-05-01,2011,NABF12,22,The Real Housewives of Fat Tony,6.1,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/254870083832,41638 +474,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/214/790/Simpsons_22_10.jpg,6.3,464,10,474,2011-01-09,2011,NABF03,22,Moms I'd Like to Forget,12.6,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/256848451515,41253 +467,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/444/315/Simpsons_22_03.jpg,6.8,501,3,467,2010-10-10,2010,MABF18,22,MoneyBart,6.72,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/263531587720,39073 +475,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/490/210/Simpsons_22_11.jpg,6.9,520,11,475,2011-01-16,2011,NABF04,22,Flaming Moe,6.47,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/263579715535,42734 +488,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/752/739/BartStopstoSmelltheRoose.jpg,7,528,2,488,2011-10-02,2011,NABF17,23,Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts,6.19,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/273518659843,37642 +490,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/960/747/ReplaceableYou.jpg,6.7,491,4,490,2011-11-06,2011,NABF21,23,Replaceable You,7.97,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/273736771817,38034 +497,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/736/663/Simpsons_23_11.jpg,7,553,11,497,2012-01-15,2012,PABF04,23,The D'oh-cial Network,11.48,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/230552131592,43275 +540,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/220/347/married_to_the_blob.jpg,7.1,475,10,540,2014-01-12,2014,SABF03,25,Married to the Blob,4.83,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/310541379637,40646 +507,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/70/302/NednEdnasBlend.jpg,6.7,408,21,507,2012-05-13,2012,PABF15,23,Ned 'n Edna's Blend,4.07,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/277098051530,47005 +512,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/476/11/Gone_Abie_Gone.jpg,6.7,415,4,512,2012-11-11,2012,PABF16,24,Gone Abie Gone,6.86,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/221688899887,35136 +517,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/113/647/Homer_Goes_to_Prep_School.jpg,6.9,411,9,517,2013-01-06,2013,RABF02,24,Homer Goes to Prep School,8.97,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/222382659887,42306 +533,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/290/90/Four_regrettings_and.jpg,6.5,482,3,533,2013-11-03,2013,RABF18,25,Four Regrettings and a Funeral,5.43,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/311688259548,39301 +537,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/580/663/Simpsons_25_10.jpg,7,440,7,537,2013-12-08,2013,SABF04,25,Yellow Subterfuge,6.85,http://www.simpsonsworld.com/video/304476739664,43717 +505,http://static-media.fxx.com/img/FX_Networks_-_FXX/756/143/ATotallyFunThingThatBartWill.jpg,7.4,568,19,505,2012-04-29,2012,PABF12,23,A Totally Fun Thing That Bart Will 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PLANE,wright bros plane +1369,FIGHTER JET,fighter jet +1370,SPRINGFIELD BADLANDS,springfield badlands +1371,Springfield Civic Auditorium,springfield civic auditorium +1372,MATT GROENING'S OFFICE,matt groening office +1373,INDIAN PALACE,indian palace +1374,Try-N-Save,try-n-save +1375,Burns's Outer Office,burns outer office +1376,BUSH HOUSE,bush house +1377,BUSH PORCH,bush porch +1378,ELKS LODGE,elks lodge +1379,STORM DRAIN,storm drain +1380,SEWER DRAIN,sewer drain +1381,Ogdenville Outlet Mall,ogdenville outlet mall +1382,ELECTRONICS OUTLET,electronics outlet +1383,Appliance Zone,appliance zone +1384,FASHION MART,fashion mart +1385,Springfield Opera House,springfield opera house +1386,Springfield Glen Country Club,springfield glen country club +1387,Golf Course,golf course +1388,REMOTE HIGHWAY,remote highway +1389,LAW FIRM,law firm +1390,Haunted House,haunted house +1391,DOWNTOWN,downtown +1392,IRS Plaza,irs plaza +1393,IRS Building,irs building +1394,Krusty's Street,krusty street +1395,Krusty's Mansion,krusty mansion +1396,Base Of Mountain,base of mountain +1397,SPRINGFIELD SHORES,springfield shores +1398,SPRINGFIELD MARINA - 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FRINK'S LAB,prof frink lab +1521,NELSON'S ROOM,nelson room +1522,Springfield Observatory,springfield observatory +1523,Streets Of Springfield,streets of springfield +1524,FLANDERS' FORMER HOUSE,flanders former house +1525,NEW FLANDERS HOUSE,new flanders house +1526,Calmwood Mental Hospital,calmwood mental hospital +1527,INSANE ASYLUM,insane asylum +1528,DOCTOR FOSTER'S HOUSE,doctor foster house +1529,FLANDERS' BOOTH,flanders booth +1530,OBSERVATION ROOM,observation room +1531,FAIRGROUNDS,fairgrounds +1532,Chili Cook-Off,chili cook-off +1533,HALLUCINATORY DESERT,hallucinatory desert +1534,HALLUCINATION,hallucination +1535,Bob's All-Night Furniture Store,bob all-night furniture store +1536,WATERFRONT DISTRICT,waterfront district +1537,STORMY SEACOAST,stormy seacoast +1538,Lighthouse Control Room,lighthouse control room +1539,Lighthouse,lighthouse +1540,OPEN FIELD,open field +1541,FBI BUILDING,fbi building +1542,Police Lineup Area,police lineup area +1543,GOVERNMENT LAB,government lab +1544,Back Room,back room +1545,SPRINGFIELD FIELD,springfield field +1546,Municipal House of Pancakes,municipal house of pancakes +1547,SPRINGFIELD BASEBALL STADIUM,springfield baseball stadium +1548,SPRINGFIELD DOCKS,springfield docks +1549,Deserted Stretch Of Highway,deserted stretch of highway +1550,MOUNTAINS,mountains +1551,NEARBY PICNIC AREA,nearby picnic area +1552,MOUNTAIN BASE,mountain base +1553,NATURE CENTER,nature center +1554,MOUNTAIN TOP,mountain top +1555,Snowbank Above Buried Cabin,snowbank above buried cabin +1556,Tunnel,tunnel +1557,Buried Cabin,buried cabin +1558,Ranger Station,ranger station +1559,Rocket Cabin,rocket cabin +1560,BART'S,bart +1561,MALL CONFERENCE ROOM,mall conference room +1562,The Androids Dungeon And Baseball Card Shop Comic Book Store,the androids dungeon and baseball card shop comic book store +1563,Cockamamie's,cockamamie +1564,DOWNTOWN STREETS,downtown streets +1565,Sha-Boom Ka-Boom! Cafe,sha-boom ka-boom cafe +1566,SPRINGFIELD FREEWAY,springfield freeway +1567,Ajax Steel Mill,ajax steel mill +1568,MOE'S PICK-UP,moe pick-up +1569,Outskirts Of Springfield,outskirts of springfield +1570,GATE TO SANTA'S VILLAGE,gate to santa village +1571,Santa's Village,santa village +1572,ROAD TO SPRINGFIELD,road to springfield +1573,SPRINGFIELD PENITENTIARY CHAPEL,springfield penitentiary chapel +1574,Cecil's Brownstone Apartment,cecil brownstone apartment +1575,SPRINGFIELD RIVER GORGE,springfield river gorge +1576,SPRINGFIELD DAM SITE,springfield dam site +1577,CONSTRUCTION TRAILER,construction trailer +1578,Terwilliger Apartment,terwilliger apartment +1579,DAM SITE,dam site +1580,DAM,dam +1581,WATER-FILLED DRAINPIPE,water-filled drainpipe +1582,WATER PIPE,water pipe +1583,TOP OF DAM,top of dam +1584,DAM OVERLOOK,dam overlook +1585,CENTER OF DAM,center of dam +1586,OBSERVATION POST,observation post +1587,TV ROOM,tv room +1588,South Street Squidport,south street squidport +1589,Dr. Nick Rivera's Walk-In Clinic,dr nick rivera walk-in clinic +1590,Hibbert Home,hibbert home +1591,Springfield City Dump,springfield city dump +1592,Duff Bottling Plant,duff bottling plant +1593,"Moe's ""Pet Shop""",moe pet shop +1594,CITY DUMP,city dump +1595,DUMP,dump +1596,REAR OF BOWLING ALLEY,rear of bowling alley +1597,UNDERGROUND CROSS-SECTION,underground cross-section +1598,ATMOSPHERIC DINER,atmospheric diner +1599,Superstore,superstore +1600,MARTIN'S BACK YARD,martin back yard +1601,MARTIN'S BIRTHDAY PARTY,martin birthday party +1602,Martin's Playhouse,martin playhouse +1603,CHANNEL SIX NEWSROOM,channel six newsroom +1604,SPRINGFIELD PINE BARRENS,springfield pine barrens +1605,Springfield Dog Park,springfield dog park +1606,Repo Depot,repo depot +1607,MODEST SPRINGFIELD HOUSE,modest springfield house +1608,MITCHELL'S HOUSE,mitchell house +1609,Street In Front Of Mitchell's House,street in front of mitchell house +1610,Uriah's Heap Recycling Center,uriah heap recycling center +1611,Burns's Former Office,burns former office +1612,Apartment Bldg.,apartment bldg +1613,City Bus,city bus +1614,SPRINGFIELD BAY,springfield bay +1615,RECYCLING CENTER,recycling center +1616,RECYCLING PLANT,recycling plant +1617,Li'l Lisa Recycling Plant,lil lisa recycling plant +1618,RESIDENTIAL STREET,residential street +1619,SPRINGFIELD DUMP,springfield dump +1620,LOVEJOY'S KITCHEN,lovejoy kitchen +1621,LOVEJOY'S BASEMENT,lovejoy basement +1622,Eiffel Tower,eiffel tower +1623,Mr. Sparkle Detergent Factory,mr sparkle detergent factory +1624,LONELY HIGHWAY,lonely highway +1625,Donny's Discount Gas,donny discount gas +1626,Springfield Zoo,springfield zoo +1627,ELSEWHERE IN THE ZOO,elsewhere in the zoo +1628,"Baboon County, U.S.A.",baboon county usa +1629,35 INDUSTRY WAY,35 industry way +1630,Bart's Factory,bart factory +1631,CAJUN RESTAURANT,cajun restaurant +1632,New Orleans,new orleans +1633,Bourbon Street,bourbon street +1634,BAYOU,bayou +1635,ANOTHER PART OF THE BAYOU,another part of the bayou +1636,Museum of TV and Television,museum of tv and television +1637,FRENCH RESTAURANT,french restaurant +1638,Men's Room,men room +1639,Broadcast Booth,broadcast booth +1640,VARIETY SHOW SOUND STAGE,variety show sound stage +1641,50'S ICE CREAM PARLOR,50 ice cream parlor +1642,COMROO,comroo +1643,Rommelwood Military Academy,rommelwood military academy +1644,MILITARY ACADEMY,military academy +1645,Barracks,barracks +1646,BACK ON THE FIRING RANGE,back on the firing range +1647,42ND STREET BETWEEN 8TH AND 7TH - '70S,42nd street between 8th and 7th - 70s +1648,Lincoln Tunnel,lincoln tunnel +1649,NEW YORK CITY,new york city +1650,Terminal,terminal +1651,WORLD TRADE CENTER PLAZA,world trade center plaza +1652,CROWN OF STATUE,crown of statue +1653,IMMIGRANT SHIP,immigrant ship +1654,CENTER OF WORLD TRADE CENTER PLAZA,center of world trade center plaza +1655,Subway Car,subway car +1656,Another Subway Car,another subway car +1657,CHINATOWN STREET,chinatown street +1658,WORLD TRADE CENTER TOWER LOBBY,world trade center tower lobby +1659,OBSERVATION DECK,observation deck +1660,WORLD TRADE CENTER TOWER,world trade center tower +1661,ACROSS THE STREET,across the street +1662,Office Building Hallway,office building hallway +1663,"""MAD"" RECEPTION AREA",mad reception area +1664,MIDTOWN AVENUE,midtown avenue +1665,Times Square,times square +1666,MIDTOWN STREET,midtown street +1667,Central Park,central park +1668,George Washington Bridge,george washington bridge +1669,FACULTY LOUNGE,faculty lounge +1670,Storage Facility,storage facility +1671,Armin's Bare Seedy Apartment,armin bare seedy apartment +1672,RAILROAD STATION,railroad station +1673,DOOR,door +1674,Dr. Pryor's Office,dr pryor office +1675,PRESCHOOL,preschool +1676,SPRINGFIELD PRIVATE PRESCHOOL,springfield private preschool +1677,King Toot's Window,king toot window +1678,ARMY SURPLUS STORE,army surplus store +1679,"PARIS, FRANCE",paris france +1680,FRENCH MILITARY BASE,french military base +1681,FRENCH MISSILE ROOM,french missile room +1682,PARIS STREET,paris street +1683,ALIEN PLANET,alien planet +1684,ALIEN COMMAND CENTER,alien command center +1685,PROFESSOR FRINK'S HOUSE,professor frink house +1686,Town Meeting House,town meeting house +1687,SPRYNGE-FIELDE GORGE,sprynge-fielde gorge +1688,WITCH'S CAVE,witch cave +1689,WIGGUM'S' HOUSE,wiggum house +1690,GUN SHOP,gun shop +1691,Gun Store,gun store +1692,MEETING HALL,meeting hall +1693,NRA MEETING,nra meeting +1694,Sporting Goods Store,sporting goods store +1696,SPRINGFIELD PEE WEE FOOTBALL FIELD,springfield pee wee football field +1697,SPRINGFIELD FOOTBALL FIELD,springfield football field +1698,Apu's Car,apu car +1699,Air India Terminal,air india terminal +1700,MUSEUM OF NATURAL HISTORY,museum of natural history +1701,CHURCH BASEMENT,church basement +1702,MUNICIPAL COURT,municipal court +1703,Hilltop,hilltop +1704,Vatican,vatican +1705,MALL ENTRANCE,mall entrance +1706,IMPOUND YARD,impound yard +1707,CITY HALL CORRIDOR,city hall corridor +1708,TEST ROOM,test room +1709,REAL ESTATE OFFICE,real estate office +1710,RUN-DOWN HOUSE,run-down house +1711,Small House,small house +1712,Murder House,murder house +1713,UNEMPLOYMENT OFFICE,unemployment office +1714,KLIFF'S KAR CHALET,kliff kar chalet +1715,SPRINGFIELD TV STORE,springfield tv store +1716,Jeopardy! Studio,jeopardy studio +1717,Screamatorium,screamatorium +1718,Hitler's Car,hitler car +1719,Glass Bottomed Boat,glass bottomed boat +1720,Airport Terminal,airport terminal +1721,AIRPORT TARMAC,airport tarmac +1722,MOVEMENTARIAN COMPOUND,movementarian compound +1723,MOVEMENTARIAN SCHOOL,movementarian school +1724,Movementarian Day Care Center,movementarian day care center +1725,Springfield Fire Department,springfield fire department +1726,Underwater,underwater +1727,Cave,cave +1728,Shoe Store,shoe store +1729,Springfield Amphitheater,springfield amphitheater +1730,Coffee House,coffee house +1731,Stu's Disco,stu disco +1732,PARTY SHIP,party ship +1733,SPRINGFIELD OUTSKIRTS,springfield outskirts +1734,DRIVE-IN MOVIE,drive-in movie +1735,DRIVE-IN,drive-in +1736,RAILROAD CROSSING,railroad crossing +1737,Cliff Overlooking Springfield Harbor,cliff overlooking springfield harbor +1738,MID-AIR,mid-air +1739,Art Gallery,art gallery +1740,CHANNEL SIX,channel six +1741,CONTROL BOOTH,control booth +1742,KNOWLEDGEUM,knowledgeum +1743,SEX-EDUCATION PAVILION,sex-education pavilion +1744,Toy Store,toy store +1745,Abandoned Prison,abandoned prison +1746,Morningwood Penitentiary,morningwood penitentiary +1747,PRIMITIVE AMPHITHEATER,primitive amphitheater +1748,NAVAL RESERVE RECRUITING OFFICE,naval reserve recruiting office +1749,NAVAL RESERVES RECRUITING OFFICE,naval reserves recruiting office +1750,Back Room of Moe's,back room of moe +1751,NAVY BARBER SHOP,navy barber shop +1752,PIER,pier +1753,LEGION HALL,legion hall +1754,AMERICAN LEGION HALL,american legion hall +1755,Piercing Store,piercing store +1756,Port Springfield,port springfield +1757,SUBMARINE DOCK,submarine dock +1758,SUBMARINE,submarine +1759,OFFICER'S MESS,officer mess +1760,TORPEDO ROOM,torpedo room +1761,ENEMY SUB,enemy sub +1762,S.S. JEBEDIAH,ss jebediah +1763,Sub,sub +1764,OCEAN FLOOR,ocean floor +1765,S.S. JEBEDIAH BRIDGE,ss jebediah bridge +1766,GENERAL ASSEMBLY,general assembly +1767,U.s. Aircraft Carrier,us aircraft carrier +1768,ENGINE ROOM,engine room +1769,SUBMARINE HALLWAY,submarine hallway +1770,Pacific Ocean,pacific ocean +1771,NAVAL COURTROOM,naval courtroom +1772,Flanders Kitchen,flanders kitchen +1773,Irs Office,irs office +1774,IRS WAITING ROOM,irs waiting room +1775,IRS INTERROGATION ROOM,irs interrogation room +1776,FRENCH AIRPORT,french airport +1777,BURNS' BEARCAT,burns bearcat +1778,Airfield,airfield +1779,AIRCRAFT HANGAR,aircraft hangar +1780,"10,000 FEET OVER THE GULF OF MEXICO",10000 feet over the gulf of mexico +1781,Burns's Plane,burns plane +1782,GOVERNMENT JET,government jet +1783,Havana International Airport,havana international airport +1784,Havana,havana +1785,PRESIDENTIAL PALACE,presidential palace +1786,CASTRO'S PRIVATE OFFICE,castro private office +1787,TV STATION,tv station +1788,Animal Assistants,animal assistants +1789,Channel 6 News Studio,channel 6 news studio +1790,BROCKMAN'S HOUSE,brockman house +1791,RAMSHACKLE HOUSE,ramshackle house +1792,Railroad Tracks,railroad tracks +1793,DONUT SHOP,donut shop +1794,Department Store,department store +1795,SANITATION COMMISSIONER'S OFFICE,sanitation commissioner office +1796,CITY CLERK'S OFFICE,city clerk office +1797,Garbage Truck Parking Area,garbage truck parking area +1798,Suburban Street,suburban street +1799,Wiggum's Dining Room,wiggum dining room +1800,Homer's Office,homer office +1801,Cliff Above Abandoned Mine Entrance,cliff above abandoned mine entrance +1802,FLANDERS BACK YARD,flanders back yard +1803,Cletus' Outhouse,cletus outhouse +1804,JET,jet +1805,FLAG ZONE,flag zone +1806,BASE OF THE MURDERHORN,base of the murderhorn +1807,POWER SAUCE CORP.,power sauce corp +1808,Yuk-ingham Palace,yuk-ingham palace +1809,Deserted Area,deserted area +1810,RUSSIAN NEIGHBORHOOD,russian neighborhood +1811,Springsonian Museum,springsonian museum +1812,STEEP ROAD,steep road +1813,OPERATOR'S BOOTH,operator booth +1814,EGYPTIAN EXHIBIT ROOM,egyptian exhibit room +1815,THEME RESTAURANT,theme restaurant +1816,Barn,barn +1817,BED AND BREAKFAST,bed and breakfast +1818,MINI-GOLF COURSE,mini-golf course +1819,WINDMILL,windmill +1820,SUBURBAN NEIGHBORHOOD,suburban neighborhood +1821,SOMEONE'S BACK YARD,someone back yard +1822,SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,sky above springfield +1823,Crystal Cathedral,crystal cathedral +1824,FOOTBALL STADIUM,football stadium +1825,Dingo Junction,dingo junction +1826,Nurse's Office,nurse office +1827,Vent,vent +1828,VENTILATION DUCT,ventilation duct +1829,KBBL RADIO STATION,kbbl radio station +1830,FRINK'S HOUSE,frink house +1831,MUSEUM ENTRANCE,museum entrance +1832,Edison's Laboratory,edison laboratory +1833,EERILY-LIT COURTROOM,eerily-lit courtroom +1834,Municipal Building,municipal building +1835,OFFICE DOOR,office door +1836,ITCHY'S HOUSE,itchy house +1837,ITCHY & SCRATCHY STREET SCENE,itchy scratchy street scene +1838,FLYING SAUCER,flying saucer +1839,GRASSY AREA,grassy area +1840,Alec and Kim's House,alec and kim house +1841,WINNEBAGO,winnebago +1842,TWENTIETH CENTURY FOX STUDIOS,twentieth century fox studios +1843,FOX EXECUTIVE'S OFFICE,fox executive office +1844,FARM LAND,farm land +1845,Groovy Grove Natural Farm,groovy grove natural farm +1846,Eatie Gourmet's,eatie gourmet +1847,Hallway Outside Boy's Bathroom,hallway outside boy bathroom +1848,Springfield Public Beach,springfield public beach +1849,GHOST TOWN,ghost town +1850,Bloodbath Gulch,bloodbath gulch +1851,Train Tracks,train tracks +1852,Waterfront,waterfront +1853,Clothing Store,clothing store +1854,TRAMP STEAMER,tramp steamer +1855,Bodyguard School,bodyguard school +1856,MAYOR'S MANSION,mayor mansion +1857,Springfield Dinner Theater,springfield dinner theater +1858,DINNER THEATER,dinner theater +1859,Las Vegas Strip,las vegas strip +1860,SURVEILLANCE ROOM ABOVE ROULETTE TABLE,surveillance room above roulette table +1861,ROMAN EMPIRE THEME BAR - LATER,roman empire theme bar - later +1862,Casino Dining Room,casino dining room +1863,CASINO LOBBY,casino lobby +1864,Nevada State Line,nevada state line +1865,DESERT - LATER,desert - later +1866,SPRINGFIELD MEMORIAL STADIUM,springfield memorial stadium +1867,PLAYING FIELD,playing field +1868,RIGHT FIELD BLEACHERS,right field bleachers +1869,DRIVE-IN THEATER,drive-in theater +1870,FENCE OUTSIDE DRIVE-IN,fence outside drive-in +1871,WIGGUM'S BILLBOARD,wiggum billboard +1872,KRABAPPEL'S KITCHEN,krabappel kitchen +1873,GOVERNMENT SURVEILLANCE ROOM,government surveillance room +1874,Tire Store,tire store +1875,Tire Store Waiting Room,tire store waiting room +1876,SPRINGFIELD TRAVEL AGENCY,springfield travel agency +1877,STADIUM PARKING LOT,stadium parking lot +1878,SKY BOX,sky box +1879,Tv Production Company,tv production company +1880,Costington's,costington +1881,DRESS SHIRT COUNTER,dress shirt counter +1882,GARDEN PARTY,garden party +1883,Springfield Forest,springfield forest +1884,Apt. Building,apt building +1885,Tiffany's,tiffany +1886,SPRINGFIELD WATERFRONT,springfield waterfront +1887,Car Dealership,car dealership +1888,WILD ANIMAL PARK,wild animal park +1889,PORTA-JOHN,porta-john +1890,"PORTA-JOHN, CONTINUOUS",porta-john continuous +1891,Canyonero,canyonero +1892,P.J. O'HARRIGAN'S,pj oharrigan +1893,TWO-LANE HIGHWAY,two-lane highway +1894,Medical Building,medical building +1895,New Age Store,new age store +1896,Lisa's Tank,lisa tank +1897,Homer's Tank,homer tank +1898,Repo Truck,repo truck +1899,UNDERGROUND,underground +1900,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,springfield beach +1901,Slaughterhouse,slaughterhouse +1902,Red's Truck,red truck +1903,Door Store,door store +1904,Truck Stop,truck stop +1905,Roadside Market,roadside market +1906,Homer's Truck,homer truck +1907,GEORGIA HIGHWAY,georgia highway +1908,Truck Depot,truck depot +1909,Garden of Eden,garden of eden +1910,OUTSIDE THE GARDEN OF EDEN,outside the garden of eden +1911,ANCIENT CONSTRUCTION SITE,ancient construction site +1912,PHARAOH'S CONSTRUCTION TENT,pharaoh construction tent +1913,PHARAOH'S TENT,pharaoh tent +1914,GREAT PYRAMID,great pyramid +1915,GREAT PYRAMID ENTRANCE,great pyramid entrance +1916,Red Sea,red sea +1917,TOILETS,toilets +1918,OTHER SIDE OF THE RED SEA,other side of the red sea +1919,SOLOMON'S TEMPLE,solomon temple +1920,JERUSALEM ROYAL PALACE,jerusalem royal palace +1921,Jerusalem,jerusalem +1922,PALESTINIAN COUNTRYSIDE,palestinian countryside +1923,TOWER OF BABEL,tower of babel +1924,Base Of Tower,base of tower +1925,Mom & Pop Hardware,mom pop hardware +1926,GALLERY,gallery +1927,INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE BUILDING,international olympic committee building +1928,INTERNATIONAL OLYMPIC COMMITTEE OFFICE,international olympic committee office +1929,Tour Boat,tour boat +1930,YACHT,yacht +1931,Megastore,megastore +1932,Supermegastore,supermegastore +1933,Roof Of Building In Downtown Springfield,roof of building in downtown springfield +1934,Base Of Building,base of building +1935,Scotland,scotland +1936,Loch Ness,loch ness +1937,LOCH,loch +1938,Las Vegas Casino,las vegas casino +1939,Euclid Street,euclid street +1940,MENSA HOUSE,mensa house +1941,CYBER CAFE,cyber cafe +1942,The Java Server,the java server +1943,33 Cent Store,33 cent store +1944,Plane,plane +1945,TOKYO SKYLINE,tokyo skyline +1946,TOKYO HOTEL,tokyo hotel +1947,Simpson Hotel Room,simpson hotel room +1948,DOWNTOWN TOKYO,downtown tokyo +1949,Tokyo,tokyo +1950,AMERICATOWN RESTAURANT,americatown restaurant +1951,TOKYO FRUIT STAND,tokyo fruit stand +1952,TOKYO STREET,tokyo street +1953,Sumo Stadium,sumo stadium +1954,ELEGANT TEA ROOM,elegant tea room +1955,AMERICAN EMBASSY,american embassy +1956,FISH GUTTING FACTORY,fish gutting factory +1957,GAMESHOW SET,gameshow set +1958,TOKYO TOWER,tokyo tower +1959,RIM OF VOLCANO,rim of volcano +1960,Volcano,volcano +1961,Electric Car,electric car +1962,Theater Lobby,theater lobby +1963,PRIVATE JET,private jet +1964,Movie Studio,movie studio +1965,Mini-van,mini-van +1966,Mel Gibson's Office,mel gibson office +1967,Hollywood,hollywood +1968,Beverly Hills,beverly hills +1969,SCREENING ROOM,screening room +1970,Street Outside Studio,street outside studio +1971,HOLLYWOOD AUTOMOBILE MUSEUM,hollywood automobile museum +1972,HOLLYWOOD BLVD.,hollywood blvd +1973,MERCEDES,mercedes +1974,ROAD WARRIOR CAR,road warrior car +1975,PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE,principal office +1976,DRUG COMPANY,drug company +1977,STREET ON OUTSKIRTS OF TOWN,street on outskirts of town +1978,ARMY BARRACKS,army barracks +1979,Another Street,another street +1980,Springfield Shopper,springfield shopper +1981,NEWSPAPER PRESS ROOM,newspaper press room +1982,PRESS ROOM,press room +1983,NEWSPAPER,newspaper +2366,Clinic,clinic +1984,Planet Springfield Restaurant,planet springfield restaurant +1985,ROTATING RESTAURANT,rotating restaurant +1986,TASTE OF SPRINGFIELD FESTIVAL,taste of springfield festival +1987,TASTE OF SPRINGFIELD,taste of springfield +1988,COASTAL ROAD,coastal road +1989,SIMPSONS FRONT YARD,simpsons front yard +1990,HIGH TECH BUILDING,high tech building +1991,SPACESHIP LAUNCH AREA,spaceship launch area +1992,SPACESHIPS ON LAUNCH PAD,spaceships on launch pad +1993,GOOGOL-PLEX,googol-plex +1994,THEATER DOOR,theater door +1995,OUTSIDE FRONT DOOR,outside front door +1996,Behind Farmhouse,behind farmhouse +1997,Feed Store,feed store +1998,Farm,farm +1999,ROADSIDE STAND,roadside stand +2000,LAVATORY,lavatory +2001,Road in Front of Simpson Farm,road in front of simpson farm +2002,"""SPRINGFIELD SQUARES"" GAMESHOW SET",springfield squares gameshow set +2003,SPRINGFIELD STATE BUILDING,springfield state building +2004,Springfield Trade Center,springfield trade center +2005,Underground Chamber,underground chamber +2006,Springfield YMCA,springfield ymca +2007,IKEA-TYPE STORE,ikea-type store +2008,SH_P,sh_p +2009,SHOWROOM,showroom +2010,SHOP,shop +2011,LOOKOUT POINT,lookout point +2012,Greaser's Cafe,greaser cafe +2013,GANG'S CAMP,gang camp +2014,POPPA WHEELIE'S,poppa wheelie +2015,Rural Gas Station,rural gas station +2016,ROOM BEHIND CHALKBOARD,room behind chalkboard +2017,Research Room,research room +2018,SUBURBAN LIVING ROOM,suburban living room +2019,CORPORATE PARK,corporate park +2020,Kid First Industries,kid first industries 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Campus,swigmore u campus +2295,The New Moe's,the new moe +2296,M,m +2297,Homer's Garage,homer garage +2298,WIDE SHOT OF WOODS,wide shot of woods +2299,Chinatown,chinatown +2300,STRIP CLUB,strip club +2301,Disco,disco +2302,NED FLANDERS' ROOM,ned flanders room +2303,Snake's Hideout,snake hideout +2304,ROCK QUARRY,rock quarry +2305,TOP OF QUARRY,top of quarry +2306,BOTTOM OF QUARRY,bottom of quarry +2307,QUARRY,quarry +2308,EDGE OF QUARRY,edge of quarry +2309,DRAINAGE PIPE,drainage pipe +2310,DRAINPIPE,drainpipe +2311,ROCKET SHIP,rocket ship +2312,TV-STYLE CONTROL ROOM,tv-style control room +2313,EVIL CASTLE,evil castle +2314,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,springfield republican party headquarters +2315,Cell,cell +2316,MOUNT SWARTZWELDER,mount swartzwelder +2317,EDGE OF GORGE,edge of gorge +2318,GORGE,gorge +2319,LOG IN GORGE,log in gorge +2320,Duff World Records Office,duff world records office +2321,MOTHERLOVING SUGAR CORPORATION,motherloving sugar corporation +2322,MOTHERLOVING SUGAR,motherloving sugar +2323,Cletus's Shack,cletus shack +2324,DISCO STU'S '70S-STYLE BACHELOR PAD,disco stu 70s-style bachelor pad +2325,LARD LAD,lard lad +2326,Caribbean Sea,caribbean sea +2327,BRIDGE OF YACHT,bridge of yacht +2328,DOCK AREA,dock area +2329,CONCESSION STAND,concession stand +2330,TV TALK SHOW STUDIO,tv talk show studio +2331,DERBY PIT,derby pit +2332,Patty and Selma's Doorway,patty and selma doorway +2333,ARTIE ZIFF'S MANSION,artie ziff mansion +2334,PUTTING GREEN,putting green +2335,STERN OF A YACHT,stern of a yacht +2336,ARTIE ZIFF'S ESTATE,artie ziff estate +2337,ZIFF ESTATE,ziff estate +2338,ARTIE'S HOUSE,artie house +2339,German Castle,german castle +2340,ARID WESTERN PLAINS,arid western plains +2341,ARTIE'S HELICOPTER,artie helicopter +2342,OILFIELD,oilfield +2343,BOTTOM OF OIL DERRICK,bottom of oil derrick +2344,BANGED-UP HELICOPTER,banged-up helicopter +2345,PRIVATE SCHOOL GROUNDS,private school grounds +2346,FAIR,fair +2347,GAME BOOTH,game booth +2348,HUMVEE,humvee +2349,WOLFCASTLE ESTATE,wolfcastle estate +2350,WOLFCASTLE MANSION,wolfcastle mansion +2351,WOLFCASTLE'S HOUSE,wolfcastle house +2352,Springfield Square Garden,springfield square garden +2353,Floppy's,floppy +2354,GRETA'S HOUSE,greta house +2355,Boardwalk,boardwalk +2356,Toronto Bus Station,toronto bus station +2357,CN Tower,cn tower +2358,PARAMOUNTIE STUDIOS,paramountie studios +2359,SOUNDSTAGE,soundstage +2360,"""UNDERCOVER NERD"" SOUNDSTAGE",undercover nerd soundstage +2361,"""CURLING FOR LOONIES"" SET",curling for loonies set +2362,FLOPPY'S NIGHT CLUB,floppy night club +2363,OLD RITZY NEIGHBORHOOD,old ritzy neighborhood +2364,BUCK'S MANSION,buck mansion +2365,BUCK'S HOUSE,buck house +2367,Springfield Aquarium,springfield aquarium +2368,STREET IN FRONT OF RETIREMENT CASTLE,street in front of retirement castle +2369,Branson,branson +2370,Branson Theater,branson theater +2371,PLAIN,plain +2372,INSIDE CITY OF TROY,inside city of troy +2373,FLAMING RUINS OF TROY,flaming ruins of troy +2374,Mt. 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PLANT,record-pressing plant +2574,Warehouse Rave,warehouse rave +2575,Karaoke Bar,karaoke bar +2576,Dude Ranch,dude ranch +2577,RANCH,ranch +2578,PICNIC AREA,picnic area +2579,NATURAL HOT SPRINGS,natural hot springs +2580,DINING HALL,dining hall +2581,Lisa and Bart's Cabin,lisa and bart cabin +2582,DIRT ROAD THROUGH FOREST,dirt road through forest +2583,BEAVER DAM,beaver dam +2584,BASE OF THE DAM,base of the dam +2585,Main Ranch Building,main ranch building +2586,FARM NEIGHBORHOOD,farm neighborhood +2587,New Treehouse,new treehouse +2588,BUNKER,bunker +2589,H.k. Duff's Office,hk duff office +2590,Duff Executive Office,duff executive office +2591,Space Station,space station +2592,"$100,000 Pyramid Set",100000 pyramid set +2593,SPRINGFIELD BOWERY,springfield bowery +2594,VIEWING AREA,viewing area +2595,SPRINGFIELD HOSPITAL WAITING ROOM,springfield hospital waiting room +2596,SPRINGFIELD PIER,springfield pier +2597,JUDGE HARM'S COURTROOM,judge harm courtroom +2598,Springfield Sidewalk,springfield sidewalk +2599,COUNSELOR'S OFFICE,counselor office +2600,Montana,montana +2601,CONCERT STADIUM,concert stadium +2602,FRONT OF FLANDERS HOUSE,front of flanders house +2603,"Kirk Van Houten's ""Cavalry Kids"" Car",kirk van houten cavalry kids car +2604,INSIDE STADIUM,inside stadium +2605,GARDENS ENTRANCE,gardens entrance +2606,Mini Van,mini van +2607,AIRSPACE OVER BRIDGE,airspace over bridge +2608,LOWER LEVEL,lower level +2609,GODFATHER'S HOUSE,godfather house +2610,ISOTOPES STADIUM,isotopes stadium +2611,SWEDISH STREET,swedish street +2612,SWEDISH AUDITORIUM,swedish auditorium +2613,NOBEL PRIZE AUDITORIUM,nobel prize auditorium +2614,F.B.I. Headquarters,fbi headquarters +2615,OTHER ROOM,other room +2616,STATE COLLEGE,state college +2617,FEDERAL AGENTS' CAR,federal agents car +2618,Film Processing Store,film processing store +2619,SIDE OF FREEWAY,side of freeway +2620,ATM MACHINE,atm machine +2621,ENGLISH MEADOW,english meadow +2622,DECK OF TROOP TRANSPORT SHIP,deck of troop transport ship +2623,Heathrow Airport,heathrow airport +2624,LONDON STREETS,london streets +2625,Quaint British Motel,quaint british motel +2626,LONDON STREET,london street +2627,JUDI DENCH'S FISH AND CHIPS,judi dench fish and chips +2628,Harrods,harrods +2629,Harrod's,harrod +2630,Harrods Window,harrods window +2631,London Eye,london eye +2632,British Street,british street +2633,WEST END STREET,west end street +2634,Car Rental Lot,car rental lot +2635,MINI COOPER,mini cooper +2636,ROUNDABOUT,roundabout +2637,Old Bailey,old bailey +2638,BRITISH-STYLE COURTROOM,british-style courtroom +2639,Tower of London,tower of london +2640,PALACE GUARD ROOM,palace guard room +2641,QUEEN'S BEDCHAMBER,queen bedchamber +2642,Sprawl-Mart,sprawl-mart +2643,GRANT CONNOR'S HOUSE,grant connor house +2644,SUIT CLOSET,suit closet +2645,FOREST ROAD,forest road +2646,CAMPGROUND,campground +2647,WILDLIFE SANCTUARY,wildlife sanctuary +2648,Hallway Outside Bathroom,hallway outside bathroom +2649,Xxx Movie House,xxx movie house +2650,SEEDY STREET,seedy street +2651,JEWISH NEIGHBORHOOD,jewish neighborhood +2652,Jewish Walk of Fame,jewish walk of fame +2653,WALK OF FAME BUILDING,walk of fame building +2654,WALK OF FAME HEADQUARTERS,walk of fame headquarters +2655,ISOTOPE STADIUM,isotope stadium +2656,BACK STAGE,back stage +2657,HIBBERT'S HOUSEHOLD,hibbert household +2658,SYNAGOGUE,synagogue +2659,SPRINGFIELD HEIGHTS PROMENADE,springfield heights promenade +2660,COGNITION JUNCTION,cognition junction +2661,Victor's Secret,victor secret +2662,Things Unnecessary,things unnecessary +2663,RUN-DOWN STREET,run-down street +2664,SEEDY CHRISTMAS TREE LOT,seedy christmas tree lot +2665,"""FAMILY MATTERS"" SET",family matters set +2666,"""STAR TREK"" SET",star trek set +2667,CHURCH SACRISTY,church sacristy +2668,Homeless Shelter,homeless shelter +2669,Snake's Apartment,snake apartment +2670,PARKING AREA,parking area +2671,Cletus's Farm,cletus farm +2672,Toys Я Us,toys Я us +2673,ROLLER COASTER,roller coaster +2674,MALL PARKING STRUCTURE,mall parking structure +2675,FAMILY SECTION,family section +2676,TOWN STREET,town street +2677,SIDEWALKS OF SPRINGFIELD,sidewalks of springfield +2678,Bike Store,bike store +2679,ANIMAL SHELTER,animal shelter +2680,Robot Rumble Ring,robot rumble ring +2681,Bookaccino's,bookaccino +2682,Boris' Car Loft,boris car loft +2683,Nantucket,nantucket +2684,EVERGREEN MANOR,evergreen manor +2685,Nantucket House,nantucket house +2686,TOM CLANCY'S HOME,tom clancy home +2687,Cliff,cliff +2688,HAMPTON COURT PALACE,hampton court palace +2689,ROYAL BEDCHAMBER,royal bedchamber +2690,MARRIAGE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE,marriage counselor office 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Wickerbottom's Pre-Nursery School,mrs wickerbottom pre-nursery school +2717,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY CAFETERIA,springfield elementary cafeteria +2718,VISIBLE MAN ATRIUM,visible man atrium +2719,VISIBLE MAN MOUTH,visible man mouth +2720,MOUTH,mouth +2721,VISIBLE MAN,visible man +2722,VISIBLE MAN STOMACH,visible man stomach +2723,GOOGOLPLEX TICKET WINDOW,googolplex ticket window +2724,GOOGLEPLEX,googleplex +2725,DARK HALLWAY,dark hallway +2726,CREEPY GARDEN,creepy garden +2727,PARK AREA,park area +2728,CONGRESSIONAL HEARING ROOM,congressional hearing room +2729,Prison Visiting Cubicle,prison visiting cubicle +2730,Country Club Prison,country club prison +2731,NORTHERN CALIFORNIA,northern california +2732,COSMIC WARS RANCH,cosmic wars ranch +2733,CREATURE WORKS BUILDING,creature works building +2734,Lush Valley Winery,lush valley winery +2735,RANDALL CURTIS' OFFICE,randall curtis office +2736,OKTOBERFEST PARKING LOT,oktoberfest parking lot +2737,EMBANKMENT,embankment +2738,Quitters,quitters +2739,REC ROOM,rec room +2740,GIRLS' DEPARTMENT,girls department +2741,COSMETICS DEPT.,cosmetics dept +2742,DRESSING ROOM AREA,dressing room area +2743,Housewares Section,housewares section +2744,Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility,springfield juvenile correctional facility +2746,Prison Hallway,prison hallway +2747,Small Prison Auditorium,small prison auditorium +2748,PRISON PLAY YARD,prison play yard +2749,Prison Visiting Room,prison visiting room +2750,Juvenile Prison,juvenile prison +2751,Prison Rec Room,prison rec room +2752,Prison Gymnasium,prison gymnasium +2753,JUVENILE CORRECTIONAL FACILITY,juvenile correctional facility +2754,Countryside,countryside +2755,BLACKSMITH'S,blacksmith +2756,FORK IN ROAD,fork in road +2757,FORK IN THE ROAD,fork in the road +2758,JUVENILE HALL,juvenile hall +2759,FUTURISTIC LIVING ROOM,futuristic living room +2760,MULTI-PURPOSE ROOM B,multi-purpose room b +2761,UNCLE TYRONE'S HOUSE,uncle tyrone house +2762,Video Rental Store,video rental store +2763,ADULT FILM SECTION,adult film section +2764,Plane Cabin,plane cabin +2765,Swelldorado Hotel,swelldorado hotel +2766,HIGHWAY NORTH OF MIAMI,highway north of miami +2767,Miami Airport,miami airport +2768,Miami Beach,miami beach +2769,Miami,miami +2770,Atlantic City,atlantic city +2771,ATLANTIC CITY HOTEL,atlantic city hotel +2772,Luxury Apartment Tower,luxury apartment tower +2773,Raoul's Penthouse,raoul penthouse +2774,NIAGARA FALLS AIRPORT,niagara falls airport +2775,Niagara Falls Hotel,niagara falls hotel +2776,TOP OF FERRIS WHEEL,top of ferris wheel +2777,"""MOON BOUNCE"" CASTLE",moon bounce castle +2778,MOON BOUNCE,moon bounce +2779,NIAGARA RIVER,niagara river +2780,BASE OF THE FALLS,base of the falls +2781,Poolside Patio,poolside patio +2782,COUNTY FAIR,county fair +2783,CITY,city +2784,SUMMER CAMP,summer camp +2785,Homer's Cabin,homer cabin +2786,Motorboat,motorboat +2787,Girls' Dining Room,girls dining room +2788,GIRLS' KITCHEN,girls kitchen +2789,Camp Infirmary,camp infirmary +2790,LAKESHORE,lakeshore +2791,GIRLS' BEACH,girls beach +2792,GIRLS' CAMP,girls camp +2793,GIRLS DINING HALL,girls dining hall +2794,Marge's Cabin,marge cabin +2795,PROMONTORY,promontory +2796,SECOND DATE ROCK,second date rock +2797,Fat Camp,fat camp +2798,GIRLS' CAMP PAY PHONE,girls camp pay phone +2799,BOYS' CAMP PAYPHONE,boys camp payphone +2800,GIRLS' PAYPHONE,girls payphone +2801,GIRLS' CAMPGROUND,girls campground +2802,CHILDREN'S EXAM ROOM,children exam room +2803,When You Wash Upon a Car Wash,when you wash upon a car wash +2804,"""HEADBUTT"" SET",headbutt set +2805,LIBERTYVILLE,libertyville +2806,First Church of Libertyville,first church of libertyville +2807,Ronald Reagan Reeducation Center,ronald reagan reeducation center +2808,Prison Auditorium,prison auditorium +2809,SPRINGFIELD MOUNTAIN AREA,springfield mountain area +2810,Geezer Rock,geezer rock +2811,Channel 6 Building,channel 6 building +2812,Springfield Sky,springfield sky +2813,ARMY BASE,army base +2814,BOOTH,booth +2815,CORE,core +2816,VICTORIAN LONDON,victorian london +2817,SCOTLAND YARD,scotland yard +2818,EMPORIUM OF EXOTICA,emporium of exotica +2819,OPIUM DEN,opium den +2820,PUBLIC YARD,public yard +2821,MAO'S DEN,mao den +2822,MAO'S,mao +2823,CAPSULE,capsule +2824,MR. BURNS' BODY,mr burns body +2825,BURNS' BODY,burns body +2826,VESSEL,vessel +2827,FRINK'S OFFICE,frink office +2828,MR. BURNS,mr burns +2829,HOUSE NEXT DOOR,house next door +2830,JUDGING ROOM,judging room +2831,THE THIN CROWD,the thin crowd +2832,BAD PART OF TOWN,bad part of town +2833,Muntz House,muntz house +2834,WINDOW,window +2835,Springfield Press Club,springfield press club +2836,Chloe's Car,chloe car +2837,Springfield Four Seasons,springfield four seasons +2838,Highway Outside Capital City,highway outside capital city +2839,Base Of The Springfield Volcano Site,base of the springfield volcano site +2840,U. N. WOMEN'S CONFERENCE,u n women conference +2841,WOMEN'S CONFERENCE,women conference +2842,SPRINGFIELD VOLCANO,springfield volcano +2843,BASE OF THE VOLCANO,base of the volcano +2844,Barney's Helicopter,barney helicopter +2845,PLUTONIUM STORAGE ROOM,plutonium storage room +2846,Goose's Gags and Gifts,goose gags and gifts +2847,Springfield Air and Space Museum,springfield air and space museum +2848,AIR MUSEUM,air museum +2849,Tarmac,tarmac +2850,MUSEUM STAGE,museum stage +2851,Springfield Employment Agency,springfield employment agency +2852,Police Evidence Room,police evidence room +2853,Drug Manufacturing Plant,drug manufacturing plant +2854,CANADIAN VFW-STYLE BUILDING,canadian vfw-style building +2855,DUDLEY DO-DRUGS PHARMACY,dudley do-drugs pharmacy +2856,CANADIAN PHARMACY,canadian pharmacy +2857,U.S.,us +2858,Rented Van,rented van +2859,STREETS OF WINNIPEG,streets of winnipeg +2860,"BORDER CROSSING, CANADIAN SIDE",border crossing canadian side +2861,CANADIAN JAIL,canadian jail 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+2911,TURNPIKE,turnpike +2912,REAR DECK OF SHIP,rear deck of ship +2913,Shelbyville Main Street,shelbyville main street +2914,Shelbyville,shelbyville +2915,FRANK GEHRY-STYLE HOUSE,frank gehry-style house +2916,SPRINGFIELD TOWN ASSEMBLY HALL,springfield town assembly hall +2917,Prison Shower,prison shower +2918,Homer's Cell,homer cell +2919,SNOWBALL'S OTHER FAMILY'S HOUSE,snowball other family house +2920,EXERCISE YARD,exercise yard +2921,Prison Library,prison library +2922,Woods Near Prison,woods near prison +2923,Prison Cellblock,prison cellblock +2924,Prison Kitchen,prison kitchen +2925,Gas Chamber,gas chamber +2926,Prison Room,prison room +2927,HIGH SCHOOL,high school +2928,HIGH SCHOOL GYM,high school gym +2929,CLIFF WITH CITY VIEW,cliff with city view +2930,UNDERWATER HOUSE,underwater house +2931,FUTURISTIC KWIK-E-MART,futuristic kwik-e-mart +2932,GRADUATION STAGE,graduation stage +2933,DECOMPRESSION CHAMBER,decompression chamber +2934,Knockers,knockers +2935,Builder's Barn,builder barn +2936,MENTAL HOSPITAL,mental hospital +2937,ELECTRO-SHOCK ROOM,electro-shock room +2938,CALMWOOD,calmwood +2939,Dr. Itchy's,dr itchy +2940,HEALTH SPA,health spa +2941,Serenity Ranch,serenity ranch +2942,Tab Spangler's Car,tab spangler car +2943,Front of Simpson Home,front of simpson home +2944,OUTSIDE WINDOW,outside window +2945,Van Houten Living Room,van houten living room +2946,Gospel for Less,gospel for less +2947,DESERT HIGHWAY,desert highway +2948,MESA,mesa +2949,SUSHI BAR,sushi bar +2950,DESERT ROAD OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD,desert road outside springfield +2951,SPRINGFIELD MESA,springfield mesa +2952,UPSCALE RESORT LOBBY,upscale resort lobby +2953,Swanky Hotel Suite,swanky hotel suite +2954,God's Office,god office +2955,NPR RADIO STUDIO,npr radio studio +2956,LIMITED APPEAL THEATER,limited appeal theater +2957,FLANDERS' GUEST ROOM,flanders guest room +2958,FLANDERS' (FORMER) HOUSE,flanders house +2959,Humbleton,humbleton +2960,Humble Figurine Factory,humble figurine factory +2961,FLANDERS' HUMBLETON HOUSE,flanders humbleton house +2962,FLANDERS' SPRINGFIELD HOUSE,flanders springfield house +2963,ST. JEROME'S,st jerome +2964,Dublin Street,dublin street +2965,Confessional,confessional +2966,Lovejoy's Van,lovejoy van +2967,PROTESTANT YOUTH FEST FAIRGROUND,protestant youth fest fairground +2968,PROTESTANT YOUTH FEST,protestant youth fest +2969,YOUTH FESTIVAL,youth festival +2970,POST-APOCALYPTIC BATTLEFIELD,post-apocalyptic battlefield +2971,Fat Tony's Office,fat tony office +2972,HIGHWAY REST STOP,highway rest stop +2973,PAY PHONE,pay phone +2974,ROADSIDE CAFE,roadside cafe +2975,SOUTHERN COAST,southern coast +2976,Chicken Coop,chicken coop +2977,SOUTHERN COASTAL TOWN,southern coastal town +2978,STAMP MUSEUM,stamp museum +2979,LENNY'S FRONT LAWN,lenny front lawn +2980,Child's Bedroom,child bedroom +2981,Psychiatrist's Office,psychiatrist office +2982,OTHER SIDE OF THE GATE,other side of the gate +2983,First A. M. E. Church of Springfield,first a m e church of springfield +2984,Spinster City Apartments,spinster city apartments +2985,SPRINGFIELD HOSPITAL GROUNDS,springfield hospital grounds +2986,FOREST CLEARING,forest clearing +2987,BURNS ESTATE,burns estate +2988,Burns Dining Room,burns dining room +2989,SECLUDED MOUNTAIN CLEARING,secluded mountain clearing +2990,PARADISE PIER,paradise pier +2991,ANOTHER AREA OF THE PIER,another area of the pier +2992,Tea House,tea house +2993,SPRINGSHIRE,springshire +2994,Teahouse,teahouse +2995,Karaoke Store,karaoke store +2996,Arts And Crafts Store,arts and crafts store +2997,Cletus and Brandine's Pickup Truck,cletus and brandine pickup truck +2998,Quimby's Bedroom,quimby bedroom +2999,TV SOUNDSTAGE,tv soundstage +3000,MAYORAL MANSION,mayoral mansion +3001,ITALIAN COUNTRYSIDE,italian countryside +3002,Little Italy,little italy +3003,SKIES ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,skies above springfield +3004,TAMMY'S REC ROOM,tammy rec room +3005,CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL,children hospital +3006,Burns's Basement,burns basement +3007,LAWN,lawn +3008,STREET NEXT TO SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,street next to springfield elementary +3009,Italy,italy +3010,Lamborgotti Factory,lamborgotti factory +3011,ITALIAN HIGHWAY,italian highway +3012,PISA,pisa +3013,POMPEII,pompeii +3014,Salsiccia Town Square,salsiccia town square +3015,PALAZZO,palazzo +3016,WELL-APPOINTED STUDY,well-appointed study +3017,Tuscan Countryside,tuscan countryside +3018,WINE VAT,wine vat +3019,ROW OF SHOPS,row of shops +3020,SAUSAGE SHOP,sausage shop +3021,FIELD ON THE EDGE OF TOWN,field on the edge of town +3022,Sideshow Bob's House,sideshow bob house +3023,Rome,rome +3024,ROMAN STREET,roman street +3025,INSIDE COLOSSEUM,inside colosseum +3026,INSIDE THE COLOSSEUM,inside the colosseum +3027,NAZARETH (1 B.C.),nazareth +3028,MARY'S HOUSE,mary house +3029,King Herod's Palace,king herod palace +3030,INN,inn +3031,Bethlehem Inn,bethlehem inn +3032,SKY OVER THE PACIFIC,sky over the pacific +3033,PACIFIC ATOLL,pacific atoll +3034,Tahiti,tahiti +3035,DUMPSTER,dumpster +3036,TOLL ROAD,toll road +3037,Car Behind Marge,car behind marge +3038,Tire Fire,tire fire +3039,Moe's House,moe house +3040,MASON'S HOUSE,mason house +3041,MASON'S BOAT,mason boat +3042,SPANISH GALLEON,spanish galleon +3043,SUBMERSIBLE,submersible +3044,STEAM TUNNEL,steam tunnel +3045,Boiler Room,boiler room +3046,SIXTH GRADE CLASS,sixth grade class +3047,BAND ROOM,band room +3048,ROADSIDE DINER,roadside diner +3049,Bathroom Stall,bathroom stall +3050,Diner Bathroom,diner bathroom +3051,YARD SALE,yard sale +3052,UPWARD BOUND CAMP,upward bound camp +3053,Go-cart Track,go-cart track +3054,BEHIND THE SCHOOL,behind the school +3055,Pants Factory,pants factory +3056,CAVERNS,caverns +3057,LARGE MARBLE-FLOORED ROOM,large marble-floored room +3058,TOWER,tower +3059,TOWER ATTIC ROOM,tower attic room +3060,EXCLUDERS' CLUB,excluders club +3061,FOG-SHROUDED FIELD,fog-shrouded field +3062,CHAMBER OF CAVE,chamber of cave +3063,Upscale Restaurant,upscale restaurant +3064,Moeview Motel,moeview motel +3065,Edna's Apartment Building,edna apartment building +3066,SHEEP'S THOUGHT BUBBLE (BIGHORN SHEEP'S STORY),sheep thought bubble +3067,Burns's Attic,burns attic +3068,CAVE MOUTH,cave mouth +3069,CAVE CHAMBER,cave chamber +3070,OUTSIDE SCHOOL,outside school +3071,Riverbank Park,riverbank park +3072,RIVERSIDE PARK,riverside park +3073,OLD WOODEN MILL,old wooden mill +3074,MILL,mill +3075,Animal Retirement Home,animal retirement home +3076,CHIMP HABITAT,chimp habitat +3077,Ruffintumble's Fun Zone,ruffintumble fun zone +3078,Swanky Apartment Building,swanky apartment building +3079,Lenny's Bedroom,lenny bedroom +3080,Lenny's Apartment Building,lenny apartment building +3081,FOX LOT,fox lot +3082,FOX NETWORK BUILDING,fox network building +3083,SUBURBAN CONNECTICUT HOME,suburban connecticut home +3084,Dank Irish Pub,dank irish pub +3085,CHARLES AND VERITY'S HOUSE,charles and verity house +3086,Professional Football Headquarters,professional football headquarters +3087,Duff Beer Etc. Stadium,duff beer etc stadium +3088,Dr. Egoyan's Office,dr egoyan office +3089,SUICIDE ROOM,suicide room +3090,Another Springfield Street,another springfield street +3091,Bangalore Airport,bangalore airport +3092,BANGALORE MARKET PLACE,bangalore market place +3093,Bangalore,bangalore +3094,Bangalore Nuclear Power Plant,bangalore nuclear power plant +3095,Concrete Apartment Building,concrete apartment building +3096,Kavi's Apartment,kavi apartment +3097,WAITING AREA,waiting area +3098,Homer's Throne Room,homer throne room +3099,CEREMONIAL CHAMBER,ceremonial chamber +3100,"PLYMOUTH, ENGLAND",plymouth england +3101,DOCKS,docks +3102,DECK OF THE SHIP,deck of the ship +3103,Mayflower,mayflower +3104,SHIP DECK,ship deck +3105,Atlantic ocean,atlantic ocean +3106,PLYMOUTH COLONY,plymouth colony +3107,Portsmouth Harbor,portsmouth harbor +3108,BOUNTY,bounty +3109,PALAPA,palapa +3110,UPSIDE-DOWN SHIP,upside-down ship +3111,UPSIDE DOWN SHIP,upside down ship +3112,BROADWAY THEATER,broadway theater +3113,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY GIRLS' SIDE,springfield elementary girls side +3114,GIRLS' SCHOOL,girls school +3115,BOYS' SCHOOL,boys school +3116,PINK,pink +3117,FLANDERS' FRONT PORCH,flanders front porch +3118,CURB,curb +3119,Banquet Hall,banquet hall +3120,Hallway Outside Marge's Hospital Room,hallway outside marge hospital room +3121,SPRINGFIELD PUBLIC PARK,springfield public park +3122,Shelbyville Inn,shelbyville inn +3123,FUNCTION ROOM,function room +3124,Seaside Café,seaside café +3125,Springfield Community Theater,springfield community theater +3126,MUSEUM EXHIBIT,museum exhibit +3127,WEAPONS EXHIBIT,weapons exhibit +3128,HALL OF MAN,hall of man +3129,EPISCOPALIAN CHURCH,episcopalian church +3130,OWNER'S BOX,owner box +3131,BUCK AND TABITHA'S HOUSE,buck and tabitha house +3132,Springfield Music Hall,springfield music hall +3133,DRESSING ROOM DOOR,dressing room door +3134,BAD NEIGHBORHOOD,bad neighborhood +3135,NICE NEIGHBORHOOD,nice neighborhood +3136,FAT TONY'S SUV,fat tony suv +3137,SUV,suv +3138,FAT TONY'S MANSION,fat tony mansion +3139,COGNAC ROOM,cognac room +3140,Therapy Office,therapy office +3141,Jazzy Goodtime's,jazzy goodtime +3142,Springfield Animal Shelter,springfield animal shelter +3143,Old Springfield Mall,old springfield mall +3144,Builders' Barn,builders barn +3145,ROLLER COASTER SITE,roller coaster site +3146,Thai Food Factory,thai food factory +3147,ROLLER-COASTER SITE,roller-coaster site +3148,SPRINGFIELD MAIN STREET,springfield main street +3149,PRAGUE,prague +3150,BREADLINE,breadline +3151,KBBL SKYSCRAPER,kbbl skyscraper +3152,KANG AND KODOS'S SPACESHIP,kang and kodos spaceship +3153,MILITARY BASE,military base +3154,The Sole Provider,the sole provider +3155,AWARDS CEREMONY,awards ceremony +3156,Army Recruitment Office,army recruitment office +3157,BASE,base +3158,VISITING AREA,visiting area +3159,RIDGE,ridge +3160,COLONEL'S TENT,colonel tent +3161,ARMY COMMAND CENTER,army command center +3162,Internment Camp,internment camp +3163,Springfield Reservoir,springfield reservoir +3164,German Olympic Stadium,german olympic stadium +3165,ATHLETIC FIELD,athletic field +3166,SPECTATOR STANDS,spectator stands +3167,DIVING PLATFORM,diving platform +3168,AREA BESIDE TRACK,area beside track +3169,SEEDY NEIGHBORHOOD,seedy neighborhood +3170,Regent Hotel,regent hotel +3171,NEW YORK,new york +3172,American Poetry Perspectives,american poetry perspectives +3173,NEW ENGLAND COUNTRYSIDE,new england countryside +3174,College-looking Building,college-looking building +3175,Main Building,main building +3176,Cocktail Party,cocktail party +3177,WORDLOAF,wordloaf +3178,Vermont,vermont +3179,ROADSIDE MAPLE SYRUP STAND,roadside maple syrup stand +3180,POND,pond +3181,BREAK ROOM,break room +3182,BLACK VOID,black void +3183,NELSON'S BACKYARD,nelson backyard +3184,LOCKER,locker +3185,ROCKY COAST,rocky coast +3186,Tide Pools,tide pools +3187,GROTTO,grotto +3188,ROCKY BEACH,rocky beach +3189,Springfield Sports Arena,springfield sports arena +3190,SPORTS ARENA,sports arena +3191,Scottsdale,scottsdale +3192,JACKPOT REALTY BUILDING,jackpot realty building +3193,SCOTTSDALE HOUSE,scottsdale house +3194,SIMPSON SCOTTSDALE HOUSE,simpson scottsdale house +3195,FERRY DOCK,ferry dock +3196,Ferry Boat,ferry boat +3197,Barnacle Bay,barnacle bay +3198,Dilapidated Hotel,dilapidated hotel +3199,LOW-QUALITY INN,low-quality inn +3200,THE ROTTING PELICAN,the rotting pelican +3201,OPEN SEA,open sea +3202,Oceanographic Institute,oceanographic institute +3203,Old New England Lighthouse,old new england lighthouse +3204,CAPTAIN'S BRIDGE,captain bridge +3205,STORMY SEAS,stormy seas +3206,JAPANESE FISHING TRAWLER,japanese fishing trawler +3207,NEW ENGLAND FOREST,new england forest +3208,INTERSTATE,interstate +3209,Paris,paris +3210,Chez Simpson,chez simpson +3211,PALAIS DE JUSTICE,palais de justice +3212,Chateau d'If Prison,chateau dif prison +3213,Chateau d'If,chateau dif +3214,Deserted Island,deserted island +3215,BEAUTIFUL PALACE,beautiful palace +3216,Chez Meaux,chez meaux +3217,MONTE CRISTO'S PALACE,monte cristo palace +3218,OPERA HALL,opera hall +3219,Bart-man's Mansion,bart-man mansion +3220,OUTLOOK,outlook +3221,CLETUS' BARN,cletus barn +3222,ROAD OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD,road outside springfield +3223,SPRINGFIELD MULTICULTURAL CENTER,springfield multicultural center +3224,CENTER,center +3225,North Haverbrook Main Drag,north haverbrook main drag +3226,North Haverbrook Overlook,north haverbrook overlook +3227,North Haverbrook Courthouse,north haverbrook courthouse +3228,Capital City Convention Center,capital city convention center +3229,CONVENTION CENTER AUDITORIUM,convention center auditorium +3230,CHAPEL OFFICE,chapel office +3231,PLAY FIELD (BLACK AND WHITE),play field +3232,ART ROOM,art room +3233,INFOMERCIAL STUDIO,infomercial studio +3234,Homer and Marge's First Apartment,homer and marge first apartment +3235,LAKESIDE MANSION,lakeside mansion +3236,CAFÉ DE MEXICO,cafÉ de mexico +3237,Upscale Apartment,upscale apartment +3238,Marge's Apartment,marge apartment +3239,Dept. Store,dept store +3240,Homer and Marge's Apartment,homer and marge apartment +3241,SHUTTLE,shuttle +3242,SPUCKLER FARM,spuckler farm +3243,Dr. Swanson's Office,dr swanson office +3244,Different Psychologist's Office,different psychologist office +3245,HONEYMOON SUITE,honeymoon suite +3246,Grampa and Selma's House,grampa and selma house +3247,DMV FRONT AREA,dmv front area +3248,Travel Agency,travel agency +3249,Large Magazine Building,large magazine building +3250,EDITOR'S OFFICE,editor office +3251,Upscale Supermarket,upscale supermarket +3252,PILLOWMINT HOTEL,pillowmint hotel +3253,The Springfield Inquisitor Offices,the springfield inquisitor offices +3254,WATERFALL,waterfall +3255,CELEBRITY MANSION,celebrity mansion +3256,TABLOID EDITOR'S OFFICE,tabloid editor office +3257,HIP CLUB,hip club +3258,SNUB CLUB,snub club +3259,OCEAN RIG,ocean rig +3260,EARTHLAND REALMS,earthland realms +3261,TROPHY ROOM,trophy room +3262,Little League Field,little league field +3263,Shelbyville Grand Wailea Hotel,shelbyville grand wailea hotel +3264,FIRE STATION,fire station +3265,DALMATIAN KENNEL,dalmatian kennel +3266,JEWEL-ENCRUSTED DOODADS ROOM,jewel-encrusted doodads room +3267,Springfield Public Pool,springfield public pool +3268,The Sharper Mark-Up,the sharper mark-up +3269,Burning Apartment Building,burning apartment building +3270,Upper Apartment,upper apartment +3271,SKID ROW MISSION,skid row mission +3272,OUTDOOR FAIRGROUNDS,outdoor fairgrounds +3273,OCTOBER HARVEST FESTIVAL,october harvest festival +3274,HARVEST FESTIVAL,harvest festival +3275,CORN MAZE,corn maze +3276,Springfield Animal Police Academy,springfield animal police academy +3277,Cop Bar,cop bar +3278,Lou's Police Cruiser,lou police cruiser +3279,LOU'S TOWNHOUSE,lou townhouse +3280,CTU,ctu +3281,BULLIES' HIDEOUT,bullies hideout +3282,JIMBO'S BASEMENT,jimbo basement +3283,JIMBO'S HOUSE,jimbo house +3284,VENTILATION ROOM,ventilation room +3285,WIENER WATER,wiener water +3286,SPINSTER CITY APT.,spinster city apt +3287,MAYOR QUIMBY'S MANSION,mayor quimby mansion +3288,SEWER,sewer +3289,Springfield Dental Complex,springfield dental complex +3290,DENTAL COMPLEX,dental complex +3291,DENTAL TREATMENT ROOM,dental treatment room +3292,DENTAL ROOM,dental room +3293,CHANNEL SIX WEATHER DESK,channel six weather desk +3294,BROCKMAN'S OFFICE,brockman office +3295,Sideshow Mel's House,sideshow mel house +3296,DARK CASTLE,dark castle +3297,CHICAGO'S MIDWAY AIRPORT,chicago midway airport +3298,Second City Theater,second city theater +3299,Midway Airport,midway airport +3300,Barney's,barney +3301,Handyman's Choice Factory,handyman choice factory +3302,HANDYMAN'S CHOICE,handyman choice +3303,HANDYMAN'S CHOICE CORPORATION,handyman choice corporation +3304,Shelbyville Airport,shelbyville airport +3305,Burns's Chest,burns chest +3306,GUIDOPOLIS MOOK-E-MART,guidopolis mook-e-mart +3307,Bank Parking Lot,bank parking lot +3308,GUIDOPOLIS STREET,guidopolis street +3309,Tow Truck Cab,tow truck cab +3310,INSIDE IMPOUND LOT,inside impound lot +3311,TOWN LINE,town line +3312,LOUIE'S HOUSE,louie house +3313,LOUIE'S BASEMENT,louie basement +3314,Guidopolis,guidopolis +3315,STREETS OF GUIDOPOLIS,streets of guidopolis +3316,APPLE ORCHARD,apple orchard +3317,Ladies Clothes Store,ladies clothes store +3318,Prison Yard,prison yard +3319,Therapist's Office,therapist office +3320,Upstairs Hallway Bathroom,upstairs hallway bathroom +3321,CONSTRUCTION SITE OVERLOOKING MUSEUM,construction site overlooking museum +3322,GIRDER,girder +3323,What Looks Like Couples Therapist's Office,what looks like couples therapist office +3324,Deserted Street,deserted street +3325,GOVERNMENT BUILDING,government building +3326,MRS. SKINNER'S FRONT DOOR,mrs skinner front door +3327,Heck House,heck house +3328,CRUISE SHIP TERMINAL,cruise ship terminal +3329,CRUISE SHIP,cruise ship +3330,SPRINGFIELD COUNTRYSIDE,springfield countryside +3331,TELEPHONE COMPANY OFFICE,telephone company office +3332,COOLSVILLE,coolsville +3333,FLASHY GYM,flashy gym +3334,L.A. Body Works,la body works +3335,Storefront,storefront +3336,Shapes,shapes +3337,MINI MALL,mini mall +3338,PALM SPRINGFIELD,palm springfield +3339,RESORT,resort +3340,FANCY RECEPTION,fancy reception +3341,Plastic Surgeon's Office,plastic surgeon office +3342,SURGERY ROOM,surgery room +3343,Nurse's Station,nurse station +3344,SHOPPING CENTER,shopping center +3345,GADGET GULCH,gadget gulch +3346,LIVING ROOM SET (COMMERCIAL),living room set +3347,FREEWAY OFFRAMP,freeway offramp +3348,RIB RESTAURANT,rib restaurant +3349,Wes Doobner's Restaurant,wes doobner restaurant +3350,CASKET,casket +3351,Dimwillie's,dimwillie +3352,Medium-sized Medical Building,medium-sized medical building +3353,Medical Office,medical office +3354,TREATMENT ROOM,treatment room +3355,Homer's Apartment,homer apartment +3356,Homer's Memory,homer memory +3357,BELOW BRIDGE,below bridge +3358,AIR BELOW BRIDGE,air below bridge +3359,Duff Party Boat,duff party boat +3360,PARTY BOAT,party boat +3361,New Hampshire,new hampshire +3362,Corporate Hotel,corporate hotel +3363,SPOOKY CASTLE,spooky castle +3364,REPUBLICAN PARTY CASTLE,republican party castle +3365,Trader Earth's,trader earth +3366,PROF. AUGUST'S CLASS,prof august class +3367,COLLEGE,college +3368,College Campus,college campus +3369,PROFESSOR AUGUST'S OFFICE,professor august office +3370,COLLEGE GREEN,college green +3371,GRUNGE CLUB,grunge club +3372,BROWNSTONE,brownstone +3373,Victorian Mansion,victorian mansion +3374,RURAL ROAD NEAR BEACH,rural road near beach +3375,STUDENT UNION,student union +3376,Little Seattle,little seattle +3377,Classic Simpsons Mini-golf Course,classic simpsons mini-golf course +3378,TUNNEL OF LOVE,tunnel of love +3379,Rural Texas,rural texas +3380,Small Town Bank,small town bank +3381,UPSCALE EARLY 20TH CENTURY NEIGHBORHOOD,upscale early 20th century neighborhood +3382,THE VAMP'S MANSION,the vamp mansion +3383,CREST OF HILL,crest of hill +3384,Dog Moe's Watering Hole,dog moe watering hole +3385,THE VAMP'S YARD,the vamp yard +3386,PUNK CLUB,punk club +3387,LONDON STREET OUTSIDE CLUB,london street outside club +3388,INDOOR ARENA,indoor arena +3389,Cbgb,cbgb +3390,LOANER CAR,loaner car +3391,LOADING DOCK BEHIND AUDITORIUM,loading dock behind auditorium +3392,Storage Warehouse,storage warehouse +3393,Warehouse Roof,warehouse roof +3394,BLEACHERS,bleachers +3395,TELEVISION ROOM,television room +3396,SPRINGFIELD NATIONAL FOREST- DAY,springfield national forest- day +3397,SPRINGFIELD NATIONAL FOREST- ANOTHER AREA,springfield national forest- another area +3398,Black Van,black van +3399,SNEAKERS VAN,sneakers van +3400,Taj-Mah-All-You-Can-Eat,taj-mah-all-you-can-eat +3401,SPRINGFIELD NATIONAL FOREST- ACCIDENT SITE,springfield national forest- accident site +3402,"""mistress-style"" Apartment",mistress-style apartment +3403,PRINCE HOUSE,prince house +3404,BUTTERFLY ENCLOSURE,butterfly enclosure +3405,Chazz Busby Ballet Academy,chazz busby ballet academy +3406,BALLET ACADEMY,ballet academy +3407,Springfield Ballet Theater,springfield ballet theater +3408,Raccoon Hutch,raccoon hutch +3409,RURAL HIGHWAY,rural highway +3410,Other Car,other car +3411,Main Farm Building,main farm building +3412,CHEDDARBARREL FARM,cheddarbarrel farm +3413,PIG PEN,pig pen +3414,CHICKEN AREA,chicken area +3415,PICNIC TABLE,picnic table +3416,DAIRY BARN,dairy barn +3417,CALF JUDGING TENT,calf judging tent +3418,FEEDLOT,feedlot +3419,RURAL FARM,rural farm +3420,SPUCKLER HOUSE,spuckler house +3421,TRANSPORT VEHICLE,transport vehicle +3422,COW SUIT,cow suit +3423,Feedlot Truck,feedlot truck +3424,VEHICLE,vehicle +3425,Near Simpson Car,near simpson car +3426,UTAH MOUNTAINS,utah mountains +3427,Sundance Institute,sundance institute +3428,MOUNTAIN TOP HIGHWAY,mountain top highway +3429,PARK CITY,park city +3430,CHILI TENT,chili tent +3431,Nelson's Trailer,nelson trailer +3432,Stuff-N-Hug,stuff-n-hug +3433,Abe and Mona's House,abe and mona house +3434,Springfield Funeral Home,springfield funeral home +3435,SPRINGFIELD MONUMENT PARK,springfield monument park +3436,HIGHER UP ON MESA,higher up on mesa +3437,FOOT OF MOUNTAIN,foot of mountain +3438,FURTHER UP MESA,further up mesa +3439,Butte,butte +3440,TOP OF BUTTE,top of butte +3441,SECRET BASE,secret base +3442,MOUNTAIN SECRET BASE,mountain secret base +3443,SPRINGFIELD HILTON,springfield hilton +3444,SOUND STAGE,sound stage +3445,THE KRUSTY SHOW SOUNDSTAGE,the krusty show soundstage +3446,Krusty's Cabin,krusty cabin +3447,Gavelby's Auction House,gavelby auction house +3448,DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD STREET,downtown springfield street +3449,LUCKY JIM'S BAIL BONDS,lucky jim bail bonds +3450,LUCKY JIM'S,lucky jim +3451,Au Naturel,au naturel +3452,Homer And Ned's Office,homer and ned office +3453,SUBWAY PLATFORM,subway platform +3454,CONCRETE,concrete +3455,PENITENTIARY,penitentiary +3456,Tunisian Desert,tunisian desert +3457,HAWAIIAN BAR,hawaiian bar +3458,"SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA",sydney australia +3459,Australian Bar,australian bar +3460,"STOCKHOLM, SWEDEN",stockholm sweden +3461,Inga-Bar Beerman's,inga-bar beerman +3462,Andes Mountains,andes mountains +3463,Machu Picchu,machu picchu +3464,WOOSTERFIELD HOTEL,woosterfield hotel +3465,REGENCY BALLROOM,regency ballroom +3466,Bathroom Stalls,bathroom stalls +3467,WOOSTERFIELD MANOR,woosterfield manor +3468,Incredibly Cool Indoor Pool,incredibly cool indoor pool +3469,HUGE STATELY LIBRARY,huge stately library +3470,SIMON'S ROOM,simon room +3471,WOOSTERFIELD ESTATE,woosterfield estate +3472,Aspen,aspen +3473,DOWNTOWN ASPEN,downtown aspen +3474,MOUNTAINSIDE,mountainside +3475,SKI LIFT CHAIR,ski lift chair +3476,PICTURESQUE ROADSIDE,picturesque roadside +3477,Homer's Roadster,homer roadster +3478,Millionaire's House,millionaire house +3479,Kozy Kabins,kozy kabins +3480,BOUVIER RESIDENCE,bouvier residence +3481,Party,party +3482,Cabana,cabana +3483,Pool Area,pool area +3484,GLIDER,glider +3485,WOODS NEAR KOZY KOTTAGES,woods near kozy kottages +3486,Kozy Lake,kozy lake +3487,WOODS NEARBY,woods nearby +3488,WOODS NEAR KOZY KABINS,woods near kozy kabins +3489,PARK RANGER OBSERVATION TOWER,park ranger observation tower +3490,CHASM,chasm +3491,LICENSE BUREAU,license bureau +3492,GAY DANCE CLUB,gay dance club +3493,Springfield Hyatt,springfield hyatt +3494,SPRINGFIELD - ESTABLISHING,springfield - establishing +3495,Springfield Mall Parking Lot,springfield mall parking lot +3496,Mapple Store,mapple store +3497,SPRINGFIELD STREET - EARLY EVENING,springfield street - early evening +3498,SPRINGFIELD - MORNING,springfield - morning +3499,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,streets of springfield - night +3500,BASHIR'S HOUSE,bashir house +3501,AMID'S STUDY,amid study +3502,OFFICE #1,office 1 +3503,UNDER SEA,under sea +3504,Mapple World Headquarters,mapple world headquarters +3505,BILLIONAIRES RETREAT,billionaires retreat +3506,CAMPING LODGE,camping lodge +3507,Dallas,dallas +3508,Burns's Box,burns box +3509,Springfield Sports Palace,springfield sports palace +3510,SPORTS PALACE - CONTINUOUS,sports palace - continuous +3511,Greenhouse,greenhouse +3512,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,springfield - night +3513,EXCITEMENT ARENA,excitement arena 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Fame,springfield wall of fame +3535,Outskirts Of Capital City,outskirts of capital city +3536,RUNDOWN DOWNTOWN GAS STATION,rundown downtown gas station +3537,GAS STATION RESTROOM DOOR,gas station restroom door +3538,Seedy Gas Station Bathroom,seedy gas station bathroom +3539,Seedy Gas Station,seedy gas station +3540,GARBAGE BARGE,garbage barge +3541,COUNTRYFINE MORTGAGE BROKERS,countryfine mortgage brokers +3542,Countryfine Bank,countryfine bank +3543,NED'S HOUSE,ned house +3544,USA,usa +3545,Poison Store,poison store +3546,River Bank,river bank +3547,CONVENT,convent +3548,CONVENT STEPS,convent steps +3549,Clock Tower,clock tower +3550,SAILING SHIP,sailing ship +3551,FIELD NEAR BEACH,field near beach +3552,BELL TOWER,bell tower +3553,Hillside Near Springfield Sign,hillside near springfield sign +3554,Ireland,ireland +3555,Irish Countryside,irish countryside +3556,Dunkilderry,dunkilderry +3557,TOM O'FLANAGAN'S,tom oflanagan +3558,TOM O'FLANAGAN'S PUB,tom oflanagan pub +3559,Giant's Causeway,giant causeway +3560,Guinness Brewery,guinness brewery +3561,BLARNEY CASTLE,blarney castle +3562,Dublin,dublin +3563,Simpson & Son Pub,simpson son pub +3564,Irish Police Station,irish police station +3565,Coast Guard Headquarters,coast guard headquarters +3566,Bridal store,bridal store +3567,Bakery,bakery +3568,Swell-Air Hotel,swell-air hotel +3569,GROOM'S ROOM,groom room +3570,DARK MYSTERIOUS ROOM,dark mysterious room +3571,SWELL-AIR HOTEL- BRIDE'S ROOM,swell-air hotel- bride room +3572,Small Creepy House,small creepy house +3573,SPINSTER ARMS,spinster arms +3574,CHILDREN'S PARK,children park +3575,LOVERS' LANE,lovers lane +3576,Moe's Car,moe car +3577,Ogdenville,ogdenville +3578,WOODED STREET,wooded street +3579,MAYA'S HOUSE,maya house +3580,ALCATRAZ AVENUE,alcatraz avenue +3581,DOORSTEP,doorstep +3582,Dr. Hibbert's Office Building,dr hibbert office building +3583,Crafty Art's Arts & Crafts,crafty art arts crafts +3584,Model Store,model store +3585,Westminster Abbey,westminster abbey +3586,Red Blazer Real Estate Office,red blazer real estate office +3587,Waverly Hills Apartments,waverly hills apartments +3588,Two-story Apartment Building,two-story apartment building +3589,Waverly Hills,waverly hills +3590,Waverly Hills City Hall,waverly hills city hall +3591,Homer's Waverly Hills Apt. Bldg.,homer waverly hills apt bldg +3592,Waverly Hills Elementary School,waverly hills elementary school +3593,PHONE COMPANY CONTROL ROOM,phone company control room +3594,Homer's Apartment Building,homer apartment building +3595,Party Apartment,party apartment +3596,TAPAS BAR,tapas bar +3597,Rodeo Drive-type Street,rodeo drive-type street +3598,Bart's Tree House,bart tree house +3599,Finger-Looking Good Nail Salon,finger-looking good nail salon +3600,DODGER STADIUM,dodger stadium +3601,RICHMOND PALACE,richmond palace +3602,SPANISH CASTLE,spanish castle +3603,ELIZABETH'S CASTLE,elizabeth castle +3604,ENGLISH BEACH,english beach +3605,ENGLISH SHIP,english ship +3606,DECK OF SPANISH SHIP,deck of spanish ship +3607,ELIZABETH'S PALACE,elizabeth palace +3608,MINE,mine +3609,DWARVES' COTTAGE,dwarves cottage +3610,SCOTTISH CASTLE,scottish castle +3611,Sideshow Mel's Dressing Room,sideshow mel dressing room +3612,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,springfield theater +3613,COMMUNITY THEATER,community theater +3614,911 OPERATOR OFFICE,911 operator office +3615,Mediocri-Tots Daycare Center,mediocri-tots daycare center +3616,Ginormous Pictures Studios,ginormous pictures studios +3617,Ginormous Pictures,ginormous pictures +3618,STAHL CASE STUDY HOUSE,stahl case study house +3619,PRIVATE GYM,private gym +3620,SPRINGFIELD SOUNDSTAGE,springfield soundstage +3621,Mrs. Krabappel's Car,mrs krabappel car +3622,FANCY PREP SCHOOL,fancy prep school +3623,KRABAPPEL'S APT.,krabappel apt +3624,MRS. KRABAPPEL'S APT.,mrs krabappel apt +3625,Edna's Edibles,edna edibles +3626,FIGHT ARENA,fight arena +3627,PROMOTER'S SKYBOX,promoter skybox +3628,MARTIAL ARTS ACADEMY,martial arts academy +3629,Stately Gothic Building,stately gothic building +3630,YALE CLUB,yale club +3631,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY FIELD,springfield elementary field +3632,JEEP,jeep +3633,DESERT AREA,desert area +3634,SAFE ZONE,safe zone +3635,Photo Studio,photo studio +3636,Carl's Office,carl office +3637,"""SMOOCHES ON THE BEACH"" HOTEL",smooches on the beach hotel +3638,FRENCH PRESIDENTIAL PALACE,french presidential palace +3639,FRONT LAWN,front lawn +3640,FROZEN LAKE,frozen lake +3641,SNOW-COVERED SHACK,snow-covered shack +3642,NEAR STILL,near still +3643,SPUCKLER PORCH,spuckler porch +3644,Field Near Cletus's Shack,field near cletus shack +3645,SPRINGFIELD WOODS,springfield woods +3646,HOLLOWED-OUT TREE,hollowed-out tree +3647,SPRINGFIELD HILL COUNTRY,springfield hill country +3648,HILLBILLY REGION,hillbilly region +3649,SNOWY WOODS,snowy woods +3650,SPRINGFIELD COURTROOM,springfield courtroom +3651,GUMDROP COMPANY,gumdrop company +3652,BART'S POWERLESS ROOM,bart powerless room +3653,SNOW PILE,snow pile +3654,SNOW CHAMBER,snow chamber +3655,Giant Snow Bank,giant snow bank +3656,Seaworld-type Park,seaworld-type park +3657,Clam Stroller,clam stroller +3658,SLIMU STADIUM,slimu stadium +3659,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,inside aquatic stadium +3660,Springfield Union Station,springfield union station +3661,MARSHALL GOLDMAN'S OFFICE,marshall goldman office +3662,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,tinseltown starliner +3663,Grampa's Compartment,grampa compartment +3664,Train Car,train car +3665,Krustylu Studio Store,krustylu studio store +3666,Capital City Nuclear Plant,capital city nuclear plant +3667,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,penelope dressing room +3668,Capital City Four Seasons,capital city four seasons +3669,Country Club Banquet Hall,country club banquet hall +3670,TORAH ROOM,torah room +3671,SIDEWALK CAFÉ,sidewalk cafÉ +3672,ELSEWHERE IN PARIS,elsewhere in paris +3673,SURFACE OF WATER,surface of water +3674,Circuit Circus,circuit circus +3675,Electronics Store,electronics store +3676,LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN,lower down mountain +3677,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,staples center-type arena +3678,ZERO-G JET,zero-g jet +3679,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,springfield ice rink +3680,Mrs. Skinner's Womb,mrs skinner womb +3681,Denver,denver +3682,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,broomfield event center +3683,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,broomfield ice arena +3684,Vancouver,vancouver +3685,Vancouver Street,vancouver street +3686,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,vancouver olympic stadium +3687,Olympic Village,olympic village +3688,SKI JUMP,ski jump +3689,Vancouver Olympic Centre,vancouver olympic centre +3690,Vancouver Olympic Village,vancouver olympic village +3691,Marge and Homer's Apartment,marge and homer apartment +3692,SPORTS CHALET SET,sports chalet set +3693,SPOT-LIT THEATRICAL STAGE,spot-lit theatrical stage +3694,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,modest 1860s house +3695,Burns's Plantation House,burns plantation house +3696,Garden Outside Burns's Ballroom,garden outside burns ballroom +3697,Burns's Plantation,burns plantation +3698,WILDERNESS,wilderness +3699,Traveling Circus,traveling circus +3700,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,old simpson house +3701,FILM VAULT,film vault +3702,Niagara Falls,niagara falls +3703,MODEST SNOW-COVERED HOUSE,modest snow-covered house +3704,SUBWAY STAIRWELL,subway stairwell +3705,SUBTERRANEAN TUNNEL,subterranean tunnel +3706,Abandoned Subway Station,abandoned subway station +3707,SUBWAY TUNNEL,subway tunnel +3708,PARK PLAYGROUND,park playground +3709,Subway,subway +3710,SUBWAY TERMINAL,subway terminal +3711,SUBWAY TRACK,subway track +3712,SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH,subway control booth +3713,FUTURISTIC WORLD,futuristic world +3714,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,miss hoover room +3715,Miss Stringham's Classroom,miss stringham classroom +3716,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,springfield imax theater +3717,Ben Gurion Airport,ben gurion airport +3718,Mt. Zion,mt zion +3719,Near the Western Wall,near the western wall +3720,Western Wall,western wall +3721,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,church of the holy sepulchre +3722,STREETS OF OLD JERUSALEM,streets of old jerusalem +3723,DOME OF THE ROCK,dome of the rock +3724,Israeli Air Airplane,israeli air airplane +3725,Burns's Wine Cellar,burns wine cellar +3726,GRASSY FIELD,grassy field +3727,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,front of party house +3728,SPRINGFIELD PLAY PARK,springfield play park +3729,Louie's Car,louie car +3730,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,alternative energy fair +3731,OPEN WATER,open water +3732,MONITOR ROOM,monitor room +3733,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,surveillance center +3734,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,1980s volkswagen mini-van +3735,Ocean Ferry Docks,ocean ferry docks +3736,LOBSTER TRAP,lobster trap +3737,FERRY DECK,ferry deck +3738,Weasel Island,weasel island +3739,Civil War Prison,civil war prison +3740,CRIB,crib +3741,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,street in front of apu and manjula apartment +3742,STREET NEAR SPRINGFIELD FERRY DOCK,street near springfield ferry dock +3743,Iceland,iceland +3744,WALT WARREN BACKYARD,walt warren backyard +3745,WALT'S HOUSE,walt house +3746,"""WALT'S"" CAR",walt car +3747,TWO-MAN CELL,two-man cell +3748,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,hospital medical ward +3749,PADDED CELL,padded cell +3750,GAS & GRUB,gas grub +3751,REMOTE WILDERNESS,remote wilderness +3752,TIJUANA STREETS,tijuana streets +3753,Five Corners,five corners +3754,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,ugly dog contest stage +3755,Springfield Elks Lodge,springfield elks lodge +3756,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - ESTABLISHING,springfield university medical school - establishing +3757,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,springfield university medical school - a little later +3758,LOS ANGELES AIRPORT,los angeles airport +3759,LAX,lax +3760,SPRINGFIELD STREET - EVENING,springfield street - evening +3761,SPORTS BAR,sports bar +3762,HOLLYWOOD - DAY,hollywood - day +3763,20th Century Fox Studios,20th century fox studios +3764,American Idol Set,american idol set +3765,Springfield Municipal Golf Course,springfield municipal golf course +3766,Krusty's Limo,krusty limo +3767,Road Leading Away From Airport,road leading away from airport +3768,ARTS CAMP,arts camp +3769,Cabin 12,cabin 12 +3770,EXPRESSIONS- THE NEXT MORNING,expressions- the next morning +3771,CAMP STAGE,camp stage +3772,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,expressions- wooded clearing +3773,"THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS",the hague netherlands +3774,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,international court of justice +3775,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,expressions- great lawn +3776,EXPRESSIONS,expressions +3777,SPROOKLYN,sprooklyn +3778,Run-down Apartment Building,run-down apartment building +3779,The Hague,the hague +3780,Nearly-empty Coffee House,nearly-empty coffee house +3781,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,ethan and kurt apartment +3782,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,fancy nightclub +3783,"LARGE, PILLARED, IMPOSING-LOOKING BANK",large pillared imposing-looking bank +3784,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,asia de cuba de springfield +3785,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,nelson bike shop +3786,ROLLER RINK,roller rink +3787,ISOTOTS STADIUM,isotots stadium +3788,PRESS BOOTH,press booth +3789,ON DECK CIRCLE,on deck circle +3790,BROADCASTERS' BOOTH,broadcasters booth +3791,Various Locations Around Capital City,various locations around capital city +3792,DROPS AND RISERS GAME,drops and risers game +3793,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,simpson house front lawn +3794,WATER,water +3795,SOUTH PACIFIC,south pacific +3796,SAILBOAT,sailboat +3797,ALBATROSS,albatross +3798,Simpsons' Boat,simpsons boat +3799,SIMPSON BOAT,simpson boat +3800,Homer And Marge's Yacht,homer and marge yacht +3801,Marge And Homer's Yacht,marge and homer yacht +3802,MISTY FOREST,misty forest +3803,CHURCH BELL TOWER,church bell tower +3804,West Springfield,west springfield +3805,Texxon Station,texxon station +3806,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD ROOM,marge childhood room +3807,Lisa's Window,lisa window +3808,Cloisters Academy,cloisters academy +3809,Statue of Liberty's Crown,statue of liberty crown +3810,NEWSROOM SET,newsroom set +3811,HOSPITAL LOBBY,hospital lobby +3812,Cliff Overlooking The Sea,cliff overlooking the sea +3813,SKY NEAR CLIFF,sky near cliff +3814,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,dick cheney house +3815,Doctor Thurston' Office,doctor thurston office +3816,OSTRICH FARM,ostrich farm +3817,Ostrich World,ostrich world +3818,North Pole,north pole +3819,TRAIN PLATFORM,train platform +3820,WRAPPING ROOM,wrapping room +3821,TOY INSPECTION AREA,toy inspection area +3822,CLAUSCO BUILDING,clausco building +3823,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,1940s version of simpson house +3824,ARDENNES FOREST,ardennes forest +3825,Springfield Aircraft Plant,springfield aircraft plant +3826,1943 SPRINGFIELD,1943 springfield +3827,LE GAMAAR MOVIE THEATER,le gamaar movie theater +3828,SNOWY LANDSCAPE,snowy landscape +3829,BROADWAY SHOW,broadway show +3830,Court House,court house +3831,Court House Clerical Area,court house clerical area +3832,COURT ROOM,court room +3833,FEDERAL BUILDING,federal building +3834,FBI Observation Van,fbi observation van +3835,Prison Cafeteria,prison cafeteria +3836,SURVEILLANCE ROOM,surveillance room +3837,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,italian social club +3838,Art Classroom,art classroom +3839,5th Grade Classroom,5th grade classroom +3840,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,springfield playground +3841,ENCHANTED SNAIL RESTAURANT,enchanted snail restaurant +3842,The Enchanted Snail,the enchanted snail +3843,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,springfield four seasons hotel +3844,Burns's Library,burns library +3845,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,league of extra-horny gentlemen +3846,MO'S TAVERN,mo tavern +3847,MO'S,mo +3848,Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade,zip zap and za pizza arcade +3849,PATRICK'S HOUSE,patrick house +3850,ZOO ENTRANCE,zoo entrance +3851,Apiary,apiary +3852,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,sheldon leavitt office +3853,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,springfield airport motor lodge +3854,Julio's Hair Salon,julio hair salon +3855,Homer's Head,homer head +3856,SINGLES CLUB,singles club +3857,STARBUCKS-STYLE COFFEE SHOP,starbucks-style coffee shop +3858,RICE PADDY,rice paddy +3859,CHINA - DAY,china - day +3860,MONASTERY,monastery +3861,NOBLEMAN'S FORTRESS,nobleman fortress +3862,COURTYARD OF FORTRESS,courtyard of fortress +3863,Yogurt Nook,yogurt nook +3864,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,late 90s-era internet start-up office +3865,Animation Studios,animation studios +3866,BULLPEN,bullpen +3867,BUILDING 1,building 1 +3868,PROJECTION ROOM,projection room +3869,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,beverly hilton-type hotel +3870,Hotel Hollywood Hotel,hotel hollywood hotel +3871,Kodak Theater,kodak theater +3872,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,watts towers - meanwhile +3873,L.A. FREEWAY,la freeway +3874,HOLLYWOOD BLVD. - A LITTLE LATER,hollywood blvd - a little later +3875,English Village,english village +3876,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,off in the sagebrush +3877,DESERT STATE PARK,desert state park +3878,GOLD MINE,gold mine +3879,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,elsewhere in desert +3880,Upstairs Bathroom,upstairs bathroom +3881,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,springfield pharmaceuticals +3882,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,tarmac outside springfield pharmaceuticals +3883,NEAR PARK,near park +3884,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,the simpson attic +3885,Springfield Clamphitheater,springfield clamphitheater +3886,SHABBY HOUSE,shabby house +3887,Tour Van,tour van +3888,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,cat lady house +3889,OUTDOOR HALF-SHELL STAGE,outdoor half-shell stage +3890,Wacky's Comedy Club,wacky comedy club +3891,COMEDY CLUB,comedy club +3892,MAZE,maze +3893,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,capitol city theater +3894,Ogdenville Barley Palace,ogdenville barley palace +3895,SKY ABOVE PLANT,sky above plant +3896,Springfield Atoms Stadium,springfield atoms stadium +3897,ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE,elsewhere in stadium concourse +3898,COUNSELING CENTER,counseling center +3899,Homeless Camp,homeless camp +3900,FIELD OF CACTI,field of cacti +3901,FREESTONE FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD,freestone family peach orchard +3902,PEACH ORCHARD,peach orchard +3903,Springfield Day Spa,springfield day spa +3904,HORTICULTURE SOCIETY,horticulture society +3905,Little Baltimore,little baltimore +3906,VICTORIAN BROWNSTONE,victorian brownstone +3907,RAYMONDO'S HOUSE,raymondo house +3908,VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSE,victorian townhouse +3909,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,raymondo mansion +3910,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,springfield magic palace +3911,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,grassy area next to forest +3912,FBI Surveillance Truck,fbi surveillance truck +3913,Hotel Parking Lot,hotel parking lot +3914,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,fat tony beach house +3915,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,homer boyhood house +3916,Homer's Salon,homer salon +3917,SPRINGFIELD INN,springfield inn +3918,Policeman's Ball,policeman ball +3919,NARROW MOUNTAIN ROAD,narrow mountain road +3920,Duff Brewery Grounds,duff brewery grounds +3921,Springfield Elementary School Basement,springfield elementary school basement +3922,Key Store,key store +3923,WOODSHOP,woodshop +3924,SKIES OVER SPRINGFIELD,skies over springfield +3925,Mysterious Basement Classroom,mysterious basement classroom +3926,Circular Classroom,circular classroom +3927,Imposing Downtown Springfield Building,imposing downtown springfield building +3928,Administrative Detention Room,administrative detention room +3929,DETENTION FACILITY,detention facility +3930,RUBBER ROOM,rubber room +3931,Administrative Suspension Building,administrative suspension building +3932,MALL RESTAURANT,mall restaurant +3933,Comic Book Guy's Office,comic book guy office +3934,"""top Chef"" Kitchen",top chef kitchen +3935,HIGH-TECH TRAINING FACILITY,high-tech training facility +3936,CIA OFFICE,cia office +3937,Sleep-Eazy Motel,sleep-eazy motel +3938,GUTTER,gutter +3939,Kiev,kiev +3940,VIKTOR'S MANSION,viktor mansion +3941,ICE SKATING FACILITY,ice skating facility +3942,PEP CLOSET,pep closet +3943,Chalmers' House,chalmers house +3944,BOX,box +3945,SPRINGFIELD LAKE,springfield lake +3946,A LUSH JUNGLE PLANET,a lush jungle planet +3947,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,military briefing room +3948,AVATAR LINKING STATION,avatar linking station +3949,PANDORA,pandora +3950,RIGEL 7,rigel 7 +3951,JUNGLE CLEARING,jungle clearing +3952,DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S CASTLE,dr frankenstein castle +3953,SIDE OF POND,side of pond +3954,Homer and Roz's Workstations,homer and roz workstations +3955,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,retirement castle recreation room +3956,Roz's Workstation,roz workstation +3957,E4,e4 +3958,EVENT CENTER,event center +3959,STRANGE NEIGHBORHOOD,strange neighborhood +3960,ETHIOPIAN NEIGHBORHOOD,ethiopian neighborhood +3961,Little Ethiopia,little ethiopia +3962,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,ethiopian restaurant +3963,MARGE'S DREAM,marge dream +3964,English Bedroom,english bedroom +3965,El Chemistri,el chemistri +3966,WRONG ADDRESS,wrong address +3967,REAL EL CHEMISTRI,real el chemistri +3968,Meth Lab,meth lab +3969,Burning Meth Lab,burning meth lab +3970,Krustyland,krustyland +3971,Duff Center Arena,duff center arena +3972,OUTER CONCOURSE,outer concourse +3973,Changing Room,changing room +3974,CORPORATE SKYSCRAPER,corporate skyscraper +3975,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",tween lit inc meeting room +3976,CONVENTION FLOOR,convention floor +3977,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,slick publisher office +3978,LITERARY TOWERS,literary towers +3979,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,literary towers lobby +3980,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,printing room floor +3981,BOOKACCINOS,bookaccinos +3982,The Loin King,the loin king +3983,Chophouse,chophouse +3984,SPORTS STADIUM,sports stadium +3985,Condo Skyscraper,condo skyscraper +3986,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,robert marlowe fancy apartment +3987,Rattler River Canyon,rattler river canyon +3988,Simpson Raft,simpson raft +3989,BALLET STAGE,ballet stage +3990,CHANNEL SIX OFFICE BUILDING,channel six office building +3991,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,channel six studios conference room +3992,UPA Agency building,upa agency building +3993,Dinky Office Building,dinky office building +3994,Small Office Building,small office building +3995,The Village Id,the village id +3996,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,the off-broadway deli +3997,Annie's Apartment,annie apartment +3998,ANNIE'S TALENT AGENCY,annie talent agency +3999,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,hbo-type cable network boardroom +4000,HBOWTIME STUDIO,hbowtime studio +4001,NETWORK BOARDROOM,network boardroom +4002,Krusty's Bedroom,krusty bedroom +4003,Lisa's House,lisa house +4004,Maggie's Suite,maggie suite +4005,Heathrow Teleport,heathrow teleport +4006,Bart's Old Bedroom,bart old bedroom +4007,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,apu and manjula house +4008,THE ULTRANET,the ultranet +4009,HOVER-CAR,hover-car +4010,Cryogenic Facility,cryogenic facility +4011,SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM,security examination room +4012,TV SHOW SET,tv show set +4013,"""GUT CHECK"" SET",gut check set +4014,ALL-AMERICAN HOUSE,all-american house +4015,Spiffany's,spiffany +4016,"MAIN STREET, USA",main street usa +4017,Colonial Meeting House,colonial meeting house +4018,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",gut check with homer simpson soundstage +4019,Lotion Store,lotion store +4020,CINNABUN STORE,cinnabun store +4021,VILLAGE,village +4022,MEDIEVAL SHACK,medieval shack +4023,French Village,french village +4024,MARGUERITE'S HOUSE,marguerite house +4025,CLIFFSIDE ROAD,cliffside road +4026,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,bottom of the cliff +4027,Persia,persia +4028,Sistine Chapel,sistine chapel +4029,Dust Bowl,dust bowl +4030,Mt. Everest,mt everest +4031,YETI CAVE,yeti cave +4032,SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE,springfield batting cage +4033,The Needle Exchange,the needle exchange +4034,SEWING PARLOR,sewing parlor +4035,COVE,cove +4036,THE COVE,the cove +4037,STORM SHELTER,storm shelter +4038,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,town hall meeting room +4039,THE OUTLANDS,the outlands +4040,OUTLANDS,outlands +4041,Swapper Jack's,swapper jack +4042,SPRINGFIELD - DAY,springfield - day +4043,Springfield Street - Day,springfield street - day +4044,ART GALLERY - DAY,art gallery - day +4045,Bart's Bed,bart bed +4046,Bohemian Art Gallery,bohemian art gallery +4047,ART GALLERY - CONTINUOUS,art gallery - continuous +4048,STREET OUTSIDE PLANT,street outside plant +4049,Enormous Store,enormous store +4050,SKI MOUNTAIN,ski mountain +4051,NEXT DREAM LEVEL,next dream level +4052,OLD GLOBE THEATER,old globe theater +4053,"""INCEPTION""-STYLE BEACH",inception-style beach +4054,Homer's Dream City,homer dream city +4055,JUST ABOVE SPIKY ROCKS,just above spiky rocks +4056,small Shed,small shed +4057,SHORE OF LAKE,shore of lake +4058,CENTER OF LAKE,center of lake +4059,Homer's Dream,homer dream +4060,EXAMINATION ROOM,examination room +4061,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,victorian solarium +4062,SPORT PALAIS,sport palais +4063,"""ALL THE WRONG REASONS"" MOVIE THEATER",all the wrong reasons movie theater +4064,PORT,port +4065,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,cruise check-in area +4066,KidZone,kidzone +4067,SHIP'S COMMUNICATION ROOM,ship communication room +4068,WAR ROOM,war room +4069,Antarctica,antarctica +4070,Caribbean Beach,caribbean beach +4071,Springfield Coast Highway,springfield coast highway +4072,Springfield Playhouse,springfield playhouse +4073,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,springfield municipal theater +4074,SPRINGFIELD HOSPITAL - DAY,springfield hospital - day +4075,Party Supply Store,party supply store +4076,SPRINGFIELD - EVENING,springfield - evening +4077,GAGA EXPRESS,gaga express +4078,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,lady gaga express +4079,BANQUET TENT,banquet tent +4080,NIKKI'S HOUSE,nikki house +4081,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,50s new york night club +4082,Subway Station,subway station +4083,TAXICAB,taxicab +4084,Mary's Apartment Building,mary apartment building +4085,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,new york high line +4086,LINCOLN CENTER SUBWAY STOP,lincoln center subway stop +4087,High Line,high line +4088,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,inside delacorte theater +4089,NEW YORK SKYLINE,new york skyline +4090,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,rock center cafÉ +4091,Grand Central Station,grand central station +4092,GRAND CENTRAL,grand central +4093,ANOTHER TRAIN,another train +4094,SUPERCOLLIDER,supercollider +4095,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,simpson house - basement +4096,WORMHOLE,wormhole +4097,ALIEN UNIVERSE,alien universe +4098,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,modern ultra mansion +4099,ARTIE'S YARD,artie yard +4100,CROSS-SECTION OF UNDERGROUND SPRINGFIELD,cross-section of underground springfield +4101,CAVERN,cavern +4102,MARGE'S NEW CAR,marge new car +4103,AUTO DEALERSHIP,auto dealership +4104,ROUTE 33,route 33 +4105,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,craftsman bungalow +4106,Museum of Christmas Ornaments,museum of christmas ornaments +4107,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,igloo motor lodge +4108,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,marge hatchback +4109,REST STOP,rest stop +4110,FERTILITY CLINIC,fertility clinic +4111,LAWYER'S OFFICE,lawyer office +4112,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,retirement castle - abe room +4113,Spiro's,spiro +4114,Old Apartment Complex,old apartment complex +4115,JUKE JOINT,juke joint +4116,Rita's Apartment,rita apartment +4117,Old-time Cologne Store,old-time cologne store +4118,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,retirement castle - day room +4119,MONUMENT VALLEY,monument valley +4120,Louie's Apartment,louie apartment +4121,Donut Cart,donut cart +4122,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,neighbors house +4123,KID'S ROOM,kid room +4124,NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD,neighbors backyard +4125,Used Record Store,used record store +4126,HIGHWAY LEADING TO SPRINGFIELD,highway leading to springfield +4127,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,springfield - downtown +4128,Large Industrial Factory,large industrial factory +4129,YOUNGER GRAMPA AND MONA'S HOUSE,younger grampa and mona house +4130,Springfield - Homer's Boyhood,springfield - homer boyhood +4131,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,streets of springfield - day +4132,Animal Control Van,animal control van +4133,YOUNGER GRAMPA'S CAR,younger grampa car +4134,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),country road - morning +4135,Grampa and Homer's House,grampa and homer house +4136,Burns Manor Dog Kennel,burns manor dog kennel +4137,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,country road - near miss viola farm +4138,SPRINGFIELD - THE PAST,springfield - the past +4139,MALL PARKING LOT,mall parking lot +4140,Smart Tykes,smart tykes +4141,KIDS' STRUCTURE TYPE CHAMBER,kids structure type chamber +4142,CLIMBING STRUCTURE,climbing structure +4143,SNACK BAR,snack bar +4144,LASER TAG ARENA,laser tag arena +4145,LEARNING ZONE,learning zone +4146,SECLUDED COMPOUND,secluded compound +4147,MYSTERIOUS BASEMENT,mysterious basement +4148,BUG-OUT LOCATION,bug-out location +4149,Various Country Roads,various country roads +4150,Channel 6 News Desk,channel 6 news desk +4151,NEWS ROOM,news room +4152,OUTSIDE CITY DUMP,outside city dump +4153,REFUSE PILE,refuse pile +4154,Various Classes,various classes +4155,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,channel six news desk +4156,Wishing Well,wishing well +4157,Lenny's Van,lenny van +4158,Cletus's Front Porch,cletus front porch +4159,BRANDINE'S KITCHEN,brandine kitchen +4160,GRADY AND JULIO'S HOUSE,grady and julio house +4161,COASTAL HIGHWAY,coastal highway +4162,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,mav and portia back yard +4163,Portia's Home Office,portia home office +4164,PORTIA AND MAV'S HOUSE,portia and mav house +4165,Sea Captain's Boat,sea captain boat +4166,Mav and Portia's Ski House,mav and portia ski house +4167,NEUTRAL LOCATION,neutral location +4168,Simpson Front Door,simpson front door +4169,FISHING POND,fishing pond +4170,CORNFIELD,cornfield +4171,CLETUS' KITCHEN,cletus kitchen +4172,Springfield Opry House,springfield opry house +4173,Art Movie House,art movie house +4174,Brokewood Apartments,brokewood apartments +4175,COMMON ROOM,common room +4176,LIMBO BACKGROUND,limbo background +4177,Children's Bookstore,children bookstore +4178,Van Houten Kitchen,van houten kitchen +4179,Van Houten Bathroom,van houten bathroom +4180,Van Houten Master Bedroom,van houten master bedroom +4181,U-Rent-It,u-rent-it +4182,EZ-Rent,ez-rent +4183,Election Polling Station,election polling station +4184,Lithuanian Center,lithuanian center +4185,Springfield Bus Station,springfield bus station +4186,Lazy Parent Educational Videos,lazy parent educational videos +4187,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,marriott-style hotel +4188,LOCKED ROOM,locked room +4189,MILITARY ANTIQUE SHOP,military antique shop +4190,STORAGE COMPLEX,storage complex +4191,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,storage locker complex +4192,WRESTLING ARENA,wrestling arena +4193,THE PAST,the past +4194,OLD-TIME CLUB,old-time club +4195,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,old-time wrestling pavilion +4196,WRESTLING PAVILION,wrestling pavilion +4197,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,wrestlers dressing room +4198,STORAGE LOCKER FACILITY,storage locker facility +4199,MS. CANTWELL'S CLASS,ms cantwell class +4200,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,super-headquarters +4201,Demolished City,demolished city +4202,SWANKYFISH,swankyfish +4203,BASE OF A WATERFALL,base of a waterfall +4204,Chef Naziwa's Bedroom,chef naziwa bedroom +4205,SEX SHOP,sex shop +4206,Dog Stomach,dog stomach +4207,"""RUB A DUB DUB, THREE MEN SELLING TUBS""",rub a dub dub three men selling tubs +4208,Hot Tub Store,hot tub store +4209,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,springfield swamp +4210,OOGLE MOBILE,oogle mobile +4211,Men's Wearhouse,men wearhouse +4212,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,top of skyscraper party +4213,Capital City Stock Exchange,capital city stock exchange +4214,SLIGHTLY RUN-DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD,slightly run-down neighborhood +4215,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,russian living room +4216,Zhenya's House,zhenya house +4217,Simpson Piano Room,simpson piano room +4218,RUSSIAN HOUSE,russian house +4219,Science Museum,science museum +4220,HALL OF PROBABILITY,hall of probability +4221,WINDING ROAD,winding road +4222,Carl's Apartment,carl apartment +4223,STREETS OF REYKJAVIK,streets of reykjavik +4224,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,reykjavik clothing store +4225,ICELANDIC MUSEUM OF NATIONAL HISTORY,icelandic museum of national history +4226,Icelandic Car,icelandic car +4227,GATES,gates +4228,REYKJAVIK,reykjavik +4229,Icelandic Restaurant,icelandic restaurant +4230,REYKJAVIK STREETS,reykjavik streets +4231,Icelandic Library,icelandic library +4232,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,medieval iceland +4233,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,reykjavik town square +4234,OUTDOOR MALL,outdoor mall +4235,THE SAME MALL,the same mall +4236,Supermarket Coffee Shop,supermarket coffee shop +4237,Ben's Bedroom,ben bedroom +4238,SEEDY-LOOKING STREET,seedy-looking street +4239,Lenny's Car,lenny car +4240,Boise,boise +4241,Boise Astoria,boise astoria +4242,FBI CALL CENTER,fbi call center +4243,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,plant operations center +4244,Shelter For Homeless Hoos,shelter for homeless hoos +4245,SPRINGVILLE,springville +4246,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,child therapy office +4247,LUMBER MILL,lumber mill +4248,SAWMILL,sawmill +4249,SPRINGFIELDLAND,springfieldland +4250,FREAK SHOW TENT,freak show tent +4251,CIRCUS,circus +4252,MARGE'S WAGON,marge wagon +4253,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,marguerite wagon +4254,Marge and Homer's Old Apartment,marge and homer old apartment +4255,Alley McBalls,alley mcballs +4256,ARTIST'S GARRET,artist garret +4257,NEW YORK STREET,new york street +4258,FOX NEWS,fox news +4259,SPRINGFIELD SOUP KITCHEN,springfield soup kitchen +4260,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,springfield tapas bar +4261,DETENTION,detention +4262,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,carl apartment building +4263,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,atoms football stadium +4264,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,gretchen apartment +4265,SCRATCHY'S HOUSE,scratchy house +4266,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT BUILDING,gretchen apartment building +4267,Isabel's Bedroom,isabel bedroom +4268,SPRINGFIELD REPUBLICAN PARTY CASTLE,springfield republican party castle +4269,"Maggie's ""bar""",maggie bar +4270,DEBATE STUDIO,debate studio +4271,THE OLD WEST,the old west +4272,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,springfield neighborhood +4273,Cartoon Beach,cartoon beach +4274,RON RABINOWITZ'S AGENCY,ron rabinowitz agency +4275,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,ron rabinowitz office +4276,OLD WEST TOWN,old west town +4277,TROPICAL RESORT,tropical resort +4278,RESORT CENTER,resort center +4279,WINTRY SPRINGFIELD STREET,wintry springfield street +4280,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,towne centre at springfielde glenne +4281,MOVIE THEATER - ALLEY,movie theater - alley +4282,SWEDISH CONSULATE,swedish consulate +4283,Federal Courthouse,federal courthouse +4284,FEDERAL COURTROOM,federal courtroom +4285,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,zenith city nuclear plant +4286,CHUCK DUKEWAGON'S ALL-AMERICAN CHOW LOUNGE,chuck dukewagon all-american chow lounge +4287,BUNGALOW,bungalow +4288,Carlock's Office,carlock office +4289,CANDLE RACK,candle rack +4290,LITTLE LEAGUE BALL FIELD,little league ball field +4291,Falconry Clubhouse,falconry clubhouse +4292,TREETOP,treetop +4293,FALCONRY CLUB,falconry club +4294,COMPETITION AREA,competition area +4295,HOOVER'S CLASS,hoover class +4296,MR. LARGO'S CLASS,mr largo class +4297,CHURCH LOBBY,church lobby +4298,Monsarno Research Labs,monsarno research labs +4299,MONSARNO LAB,monsarno lab +4300,MONSARNO LABS,monsarno labs +4301,SEMINAR ROOM,seminar room +4302,CHURCH MEETING ROOM,church meeting room +4303,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,church seminar room +4304,Monsarno Campus,monsarno campus +4305,BOB'S LAB,bob lab +4306,SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM,springfield metropolitan museum +4307,RIVER BOTTOM,river bottom +4308,DANCE HALL,dance hall +4309,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,boys locker room +4310,BINGO HALL,bingo hall +4311,"""SIX FLAGS OVER KRUSTY"" AMUSEMENT PARK",six flags over krusty amusement park +4312,Springfield Seaside,springfield seaside +4313,SHOWER,shower +4314,RURAL SPRINGFIELD,rural springfield +4315,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,guinea pig rescue +4316,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,van houtens yard +4317,Art Auction House,art auction house +4318,Springfield Art Auction House,springfield art auction house +4319,KIDDIE PLAYGROUND,kiddie playground +4320,"""PAY & LEAVE"" SUPERMARKET",pay leave supermarket +4321,AUCTION FLOOR,auction floor +4322,ISLA VERDE,isla verde +4323,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,cafÉ artiste gelato +4324,CLIFFSIDE VILLA,cliffside villa +4325,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,zeigler studio +4326,MULTI-PURPOSE ROOM,multi-purpose room +4327,Airliner Cabin,airliner cabin +4328,SAO PAULO,sao paulo +4329,LUXEMBURG,luxemburg +4330,Another Broadcasting Booth,another broadcasting booth +4331,DOWNTOWN SAO PAULO,downtown sao paulo +4332,RESTAURANTE FIGUEIRA RUBAIYAT,restaurante figueira rubaiyat +4333,SEEDY BAR,seedy bar +4334,DRYCLEANERS,drycleaners +4335,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,referee tunnel +4336,AMAZON RIVER,amazon river +4337,BODY SHOP OFFICE,body shop office +4338,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,elementary school cafeteria +4339,LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,lofts at springfield elementary +4340,BART'S APARTMENT,bart apartment +4341,CRETACEOUS PARK,cretaceous park +4342,CHARITY SHELTER,charity shelter +4343,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,industrial space +4344,LISA AND MILHOUSE'S KITCHEN,lisa and milhouse kitchen +4345,PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,playground behind lofts at springfield elementary +4346,JENDA'S HOUSE,jenda house +4347,JENDA'S APARTMENT,jenda apartment +4348,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),moe +4349,TIPSY MCSTAGGERS,tipsy mcstaggers +4350,ART CLASS,art class +4351,SPRINGFIELD FRENCH QUARTER,springfield french quarter +4352,VACANT LOT,vacant lot +4353,RANCH HOUSE,ranch house +4354,ALL SALES VINYL,all sales vinyl +4355,DREAMSCAPE,dreamscape +4356,Small Apartment Building,small apartment building +4357,RURAL AREA,rural area +4358,GIUSEPPE'S WORKSPACE,giuseppe workspace +4359,FIREWORKS BARGE,fireworks barge +4360,ROAST,roast +4361,BROADWAY STAGE,broadway stage +4362,JEWISH HEAVEN,jewish heaven +4363,KRUSTY ROAST SET,krusty roast set +4364,CONCRETE STEPS,concrete steps +4365,OPEN SEAS,open seas +4366,THE RELATION SHIP,the relation ship +4367,CREW'S QUARTERS,crew quarters +4368,SIMPSON'S YARD,simpson yard +4369,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,mother hubbard sandwich cupboard +4370,MARGE'S SUB SHOP,marge sub shop +4371,MANAGER'S OFFICE,manager office +4372,MOTHER HUBBARD'S,mother hubbard +4373,MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS,mother hubbard express +4374,PRIMORDIAL SPRINGFIELD,primordial springfield +4375,GRASSLANDS,grasslands +4376,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,demonic detention room +4377,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,demonic elementary school +4378,DEMON SCHOOL,demon school +4379,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,demonic amphitheater +4380,FUTURISTIC BAR,futuristic bar +4381,RECORD SHOP,record shop +4382,DUM'S ROOM,dum room +4383,MILK BAR,milk bar +4384,MOOG'S APARTMENT,moog apartment +4385,FUTURISTIC SIMPSON HOUSE,futuristic simpson house +4386,FUTURISTIC (1970S-STYLE) SPRINGFIELD STREETS,futuristic springfield streets +4387,THE RICH TEXAN'S MANSION,the rich texan mansion +4388,"LARGE, BOXY BUILDING",large boxy building +4389,STRANGE BUILDING,strange building +4390,STATE HOUSE,state house +4391,STATE CAPITOL BUILDING,state capitol building +4392,MAXINE'S OFFICE,maxine office +4393,UPSCALE HOTEL ROOM,upscale hotel room +4394,FRACKING BUILDING,fracking building +4395,FRACKING SITE,fracking site +4396,SPRINGFIELD HEIGHTS,springfield heights +4397,PLANET EXPRESS,planet express +4398,NEW NEW YORK,new new york +4399,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,springfield downs horse track +4400,PLANET EXPRESS SHIP,planet express ship +4401,OMICRON PERSEI 8,omicron persei 8 +4402,LASSEN'S CLASS,lassen class +4403,NEW SIMPSON TENT,new simpson tent +4404,BURNING GUY,burning guy +4405,BLAZING GUY,blazing guy +4406,BIG BOX MALL,big box mall +4407,GUITAR CENTRAL,guitar central +4408,CHAIN RESTAURANT,chain restaurant +4409,'ZERZ,zerz +4410,VAN HOUTEN GARAGE,van houten garage +4411,SPRINGFIELD CABBAGE FESTIVAL,springfield cabbage festival +4412,PERFORMANCE AREA,performance area +4413,CABBAGE FESTIVAL,cabbage festival +4414,LOS ANGELES,los angeles +4415,MEXICAN RESORT,mexican resort +4416,COSTINGTON CENTER,costington center +4417,SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT JAIL,springfield police department jail +4418,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,outdoor springfield shopping mall +4419,DIZZNEELAND,dizzneeland +4420,OUTSIDE PARK,outside park +4421,ROOFTOP,rooftop +4422,FERRY,ferry +4423,THEME PARK,theme park +4424,MR. BUG'S SLOW CRAWL RIDE,mr bug slow crawl ride +4425,KOOKY CAT'S DELI-CAT-ESSEN,kooky cat deli-cat-essen +4426,RIDE ENTRANCE,ride entrance +4427,ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM,rocket to your doom +4428,SIMPSONS CABIN,simpsons cabin +4429,SIMPSONS' SHIP,simpsons ship +4430,ALIEN ZOO,alien zoo +4431,SIMPSONS' CAGE,simpsons cage +4432,PLANET,planet +4433,CIRCUS WITH MIDWAY,circus with midway +4434,HYPNOTIST TENT,hypnotist tent +4435,SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE,springfield fishing hole +4436,SOARIN' OVER SPRINGFIELD RIDE,soarin over springfield ride +4437,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,subterranean glass cell +4438,SUBTERRANEAN CELL,subterranean cell +4439,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,high-tech skyrocket factory +4440,ROOF NEAR THE POWER PLANT,roof near the power plant +4441,OUTER SPACE,outer space +4442,ROCKET,rocket +4443,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,classic old theatre +4444,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,springfield jail cell +4445,MARKUP BROTHERS FUNERAL HOME,markup brothers funeral home +4446,WALK-IN FREEZER,walk-in freezer +4447,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,nuclear plant cafeteria +4448,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,five seasons hotel +4449,FANCY HOTEL SUITE,fancy hotel suite +4450,ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,above springfield +4451,OVER SPRINGFIELD,over springfield +4452,RUINED CHURCH,ruined church +4453,FLANDERS,flanders +4454,RIVERBOAT CASINO,riverboat casino +4455,SKOBO'S,skobo +4456,FLANDERS' BASEMENT,flanders basement +4457,CASINO FLOOR,casino floor +4458,BURNED CHURCH,burned church +4459,PLAYDUDE MANSION,playdude mansion diff --git a/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_script_lines.csv b/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_script_lines.csv new file mode 100644 index 00000000..09b0120b --- /dev/null +++ b/data/2025/2025-02-04/simpsons_script_lines.csv @@ -0,0 +1,31802 @@ +id,episode_id,number,raw_text,timestamp_in_ms,speaking_line,character_id,location_id,raw_character_text,raw_location_text,spoken_words,normalized_text,word_count +132733,472,222,Lisa Simpson: (CHORTLE),1073000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132917,473,128,Fbi Supervisor: No.,607000,TRUE,5734,6,Fbi Supervisor,KITCHEN,No.,no,1 +134285,478,198,Willis: Oh my.,1150000,TRUE,5816,2117,Willis,COTTAGE,Oh my.,oh my,2 +134340,479,32,(GOLD MINE: Ext. Gold mine - day),218000,FALSE,NA,3878,NA,GOLD MINE,NA,NA,NA +139272,497,55,(Lotion Store: Ext. lotion store),378000,FALSE,NA,4019,NA,Lotion Store,NA,NA,NA +143138,511,187,(ROUTE 33: ext. route 33 - a little later),815000,FALSE,NA,4104,NA,ROUTE 33,NA,NA,NA +147724,528,54,(Kwik-E-Mart: Int. Kwik-E-Mart - day),357000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +153585,549,215,(Barn: INT. BARN - ANTEROOM - CONTINUOUS),1047000,FALSE,NA,1816,NA,Barn,NA,NA,NA +157670,566,64,(Theater: ext. theater - night),478000,FALSE,NA,561,NA,Theater,NA,NA,NA +126963,451,179,Homer Simpson: (MOAN OF PLEASURE),761000,FALSE,2,2498,Homer Simpson,Spa,NA,NA,NA +127110,452,61,Homer Simpson: Holy moly!,231000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Holy moly!,holy moly,2 +126515,450,0,(Seaworld-type Park: EXT. SEAWORLD-TYPE PARK - DAY - establishing),40000,FALSE,NA,3656,NA,Seaworld-type Park,NA,NA,NA +126516,450,1,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I love going to aquatic parks -- they have worse rides than amusement parks, less fish than aquariums -- but the parking is ample!",40000,TRUE,2,3656,Homer Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,"Oh, I love going to aquatic parks -- they have worse rides than amusement parks, less fish than aquariums -- but the parking is ample!",oh i love going to aquatic parks -- they have worse rides than amusement parks less fish than aquariums -- but the parking is ample,25 +126517,450,2,Homer Simpson: Now to seal you in for safety.,53000,TRUE,2,3656,Homer Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,Now to seal you in for safety.,now to seal you in for safety,7 +126518,450,3,(Clam Stroller: int. clam stroller - continuous),58000,FALSE,NA,3657,NA,Clam Stroller,NA,NA,NA +126519,450,4,(Seaworld-type Park: Ext. seaworld-type park - continuous),58000,FALSE,NA,3656,NA,Seaworld-type Park,NA,NA,NA +126520,450,5,"Marge Simpson: Oh, there's so many photo ops, but I already filled up my camera in the parking lot...parking lot C sign... the tram... a license plate from Canada...",58000,TRUE,1,3656,Marge Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,"Oh, there's so many photo ops, but I already filled up my camera in the parking lot...parking lot C sign... the tram... a license plate from Canada...",oh theres so many photo ops but i already filled up my camera in the parking lotparking lot c sign the tram a license plate from canada,27 +126550,450,35,"Grampa Simpson: (SAD) They'll cheer a dancing octopus, but not an old man complaining about everything.",204000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,"They'll cheer a dancing octopus, but not an old man complaining about everything.",theyll cheer a dancing octopus but not an old man complaining about everything,13 +126634,450,119,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS),603000,FALSE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +126521,450,6,"Marge Simpson: A bird eating potato chips... my feet walking... that boy who got sick on the tram... Grampa talking to a mermaid hedge... the Park Rules in Spanish... a fat baby... Grampa telling a story to a trailer hitch... Oops, I erased them all!",64000,TRUE,1,3656,Marge Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,"A bird eating potato chips... my feet walking... that boy who got sick on the tram... Grampa talking to a mermaid hedge... the Park Rules in Spanish... a fat baby... Grampa telling a story to a trailer hitch... Oops, I erased them all!",a bird eating potato chips my feet walking that boy who got sick on the tram grampa talking to a mermaid hedge the park rules in spanish a fat baby grampa telling a story to a trailer hitch oops i erased them all,43 +126522,450,7,Lisa Simpson: I wanna do that!,86000,TRUE,9,3656,Lisa Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,I wanna do that!,i wanna do that,4 +126523,450,8,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED NOISE),86000,FALSE,9,3656,Lisa Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,NA,NA,NA +126524,450,9,Bart Simpson: I'm gonna take stuff from the lost and found!,90000,TRUE,8,3656,Bart Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,I'm gonna take stuff from the lost and found!,im gonna take stuff from the lost and found,9 +126525,450,10,Grampa Simpson: My feet hurt! My left ear's freezing! My right ear's burning! I got fish smell in my wrinkles!,98000,TRUE,31,3656,Grampa Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,My feet hurt! My left ear's freezing! My right ear's burning! I got fish smell in my wrinkles!,my feet hurt my left ears freezing my right ears burning i got fish smell in my wrinkles,18 +126526,450,11,"Announcer: Attention, exploro-nauts!",106000,TRUE,33,3656,Announcer,Seaworld-type Park,"Attention, exploro-nauts!",attention exploro-nauts,2 +126527,450,12,Marge Simpson: That's us!,108000,TRUE,1,3656,Marge Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,That's us!,thats us,2 +126528,450,13,"Announcer: In one minute, we'll be starting our rock-quatic roll-tacular!",109000,TRUE,33,3656,Announcer,Seaworld-type Park,"In one minute, we'll be starting our rock-quatic roll-tacular!",in one minute well be starting our rock-quatic roll-tacular,9 +126529,450,14,"Homer Simpson: Hurry! If we don't get a seat in the splash zone, I've worn my bathing suit under my clothes for nothing!",114000,TRUE,2,3656,Homer Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,"Hurry! If we don't get a seat in the splash zone, I've worn my bathing suit under my clothes for nothing!",hurry if we dont get a seat in the splash zone ive worn my bathing suit under my clothes for nothing,21 +126530,450,15,Grampa Simpson: A splash-'em-up show? Reminds me of the time I high-dived into a damp sponge for the amusement of Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker.,119000,TRUE,31,3656,Grampa Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,A splash-'em-up show? Reminds me of the time I high-dived into a damp sponge for the amusement of Federal Reserve Chairman Paul Volcker.,a splash-em-up show reminds me of the time i high-dived into a damp sponge for the amusement of federal reserve chairman paul volcker,23 +126531,450,16,"Marge Simpson: Grampa, no stories! You can come with us, or sit here on the shark bench.",129000,TRUE,1,3656,Marge Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,"Grampa, no stories! You can come with us, or sit here on the shark bench.",grampa no stories you can come with us or sit here on the shark bench,15 +126532,450,17,"Grampa Simpson: You know, I did sit on a shark once...",133000,TRUE,31,3656,Grampa Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,"You know, I did sit on a shark once...",you know i did sit on a shark once,9 +126533,450,18,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED) Dad, bathing suit!",136000,TRUE,2,3656,Homer Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,"Dad, bathing suit!",dad bathing suit,3 +126534,450,19,"Homer Simpson: Oops, no bathing suit.",139000,TRUE,2,3656,Homer Simpson,Seaworld-type Park,"Oops, no bathing suit.",oops no bathing suit,4 +126535,450,20,(SLIMU STADIUM: Ext. slimu stadium - establishing),142000,FALSE,NA,3658,NA,SLIMU STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +126536,450,21,(INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM: exT. inside aquatic STADIUM - DAY),142000,FALSE,NA,3659,NA,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +126537,450,22,Trainer: Let's give a wet and wacky welcome to Springfield's oldest performing mollusk...,142000,TRUE,1549,3659,Trainer,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,Let's give a wet and wacky welcome to Springfield's oldest performing mollusk...,lets give a wet and wacky welcome to springfields oldest performing mollusk,12 +126538,450,23,Homer Simpson: Get to the show!,147000,TRUE,2,3659,Homer Simpson,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,Get to the show!,get to the show,4 +126539,450,24,"Trainer: This is the show! Here's the original ""octo-mom"" -- (SLIME-OO) Slimu!",149000,TRUE,1549,3659,Trainer,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,"This is the show! Here's the original ""octo-mom"" -- Slimu!",this is the show heres the original octo-mom -- slimu,10 +126540,450,25,Crowd: (WARM APPLAUSE),149000,FALSE,75,3659,Crowd,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +126541,450,26,Moe Szyslak: (WEARING SLIMU T-SHIRT) Slimu! Did you get my letters?,162000,TRUE,17,3659,Moe Szyslak,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,Slimu! Did you get my letters?,slimu did you get my letters,6 +126542,450,27,"Trainer: Slimu wasn't expecting company, so he's got some cleaning up to do!",164000,TRUE,1549,3659,Trainer,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,"Slimu wasn't expecting company, so he's got some cleaning up to do!",slimu wasnt expecting company so hes got some cleaning up to do,12 +126543,450,28,Crowd: (LAUGHS),164000,FALSE,75,3659,Crowd,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +126544,450,29,Lisa Simpson: (WORRIED) Slimu looks kind of uncomfortable.,177000,TRUE,9,3659,Lisa Simpson,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,Slimu looks kind of uncomfortable.,slimu looks kind of uncomfortable,5 +126545,450,30,Homer Simpson: Wouldn't you be if you were a saltwater fish in a fresh water aquarium?,178000,TRUE,2,3659,Homer Simpson,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,Wouldn't you be if you were a saltwater fish in a fresh water aquarium?,wouldnt you be if you were a saltwater fish in a fresh water aquarium,14 +126546,450,31,Trainer: The country has its first black president -- maybe it's time for the first octopus president!,183000,TRUE,1549,3659,Trainer,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,The country has its first black president -- maybe it's time for the first octopus president!,the country has its first black president -- maybe its time for the first octopus president,16 +126547,450,32,"Trainer: And when it comes to signing bills, he can provide his own ink!",192000,TRUE,1549,3659,Trainer,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,"And when it comes to signing bills, he can provide his own ink!",and when it comes to signing bills he can provide his own ink,13 +126548,450,33,"Lenny Leonard: Mm, oily!",198000,TRUE,165,3659,Lenny Leonard,INSIDE AQUATIC STADIUM,"Mm, oily!",mm oily,2 +126549,450,34,(Amusement Park: ext. amusement park - bench - continuous),204000,FALSE,NA,354,NA,Amusement Park,NA,NA,NA +126551,450,36,"Marshall Goldman: Excuse me, sir, is this seat taken?",210000,TRUE,5518,354,Marshall Goldman,Amusement Park,"Excuse me, sir, is this seat taken?",excuse me sir is this seat taken,7 +126552,450,37,"Grampa Simpson: Well, not for a pretty girl like you!",212000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,"Well, not for a pretty girl like you!",well not for a pretty girl like you,8 +126553,450,38,"Marshall Goldman: Well, this is the first time I ever sat on a shark.",217000,TRUE,5518,354,Marshall Goldman,Amusement Park,"Well, this is the first time I ever sat on a shark.",well this is the first time i ever sat on a shark,12 +126554,450,39,Grampa Simpson: Not me -- sat on a real one once!,220000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,Not me -- sat on a real one once!,not me -- sat on a real one once,9 +126555,450,40,Marshall Goldman: Tell me more!,222000,TRUE,5518,354,Marshall Goldman,Amusement Park,Tell me more!,tell me more,3 +126556,450,41,"Grampa Simpson: (VERY SHOCKED NOISE) More?! (TO SELF) Play it cool, Grampa. Play it cool!",222000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,"More?! Play it cool, Grampa. Play it cool!",more play it cool grampa play it cool,8 +126557,450,42,"Grampa Simpson: It was back in World War II. I was a seaman first class on the U.S.S. World War One. We were minding our own business, when we were attacked by a heat-seeking torpedo we had fired the day before.",229000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,"It was back in World War II. I was a seaman first class on the U.S.S. World War One. We were minding our own business, when we were attacked by a heat-seeking torpedo we had fired the day before.",it was back in world war ii i was a seaman first class on the uss world war one we were minding our own business when we were attacked by a heat-seeking torpedo we had fired the day before,39 +126558,450,43,"Commanding Officer: Don't worry about the sharks, boys -- just play possum and they'll leave you alone.",250000,TRUE,5519,354,Commanding Officer,Amusement Park,"Don't worry about the sharks, boys -- just play possum and they'll leave you alone.",dont worry about the sharks boys -- just play possum and theyll leave you alone,15 +126559,450,44,"Grampa Simpson: Unfortunately, sharks love possum.",255000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,"Unfortunately, sharks love possum.",unfortunately sharks love possum,4 +126561,450,46,Brooklyn Sailor: Yeah. It's like ridin' the Cyclone back at Coney Island!,265000,TRUE,5520,354,Brooklyn Sailor,Amusement Park,Yeah. It's like ridin' the Cyclone back at Coney Island!,yeah its like ridin the cyclone back at coney island,10 +126562,450,47,Boston Sailor: (NO ACCENT) It's like riding a dust devil back in Yuma -- like I read about in a book back in Boston!,271000,TRUE,5521,354,Boston Sailor,Amusement Park,It's like riding a dust devil back in Yuma -- like I read about in a book back in Boston!,its like riding a dust devil back in yuma -- like i read about in a book back in boston,20 +126563,450,48,"Grampa Simpson: By the time the rescue planes came, we had those sharks trained pretty good.",276000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,"By the time the rescue planes came, we had those sharks trained pretty good.",by the time the rescue planes came we had those sharks trained pretty good,14 +126564,450,49,"Grampa Simpson: I still keep in touch with all those men and some of the sharks. Why, here's us in Hawaii last year. Good times.",288000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,"I still keep in touch with all those men and some of the sharks. Why, here's us in Hawaii last year. Good times.",i still keep in touch with all those men and some of the sharks why heres us in hawaii last year good times,23 +126565,450,50,"Marshall Goldman: Sir, my name is Marshall Goldman. I'm a newspaper columnist specializing in human-interest stories.",297000,TRUE,5518,354,Marshall Goldman,Amusement Park,"Sir, my name is Marshall Goldman. I'm a newspaper columnist specializing in human-interest stories.",sir my name is marshall goldman im a newspaper columnist specializing in human-interest stories,14 +126566,450,51,Grampa Simpson: You're in the newspaper business? (HAPPY) Something that's gonna die before I do!,304000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,You're in the newspaper business? Something that's gonna die before I do!,youre in the newspaper business something thats gonna die before i do,12 +126567,450,52,Marshall Goldman: (PULLS OUT LAPTOP) Have any other stories you'd care to tell me?,308000,TRUE,5518,354,Marshall Goldman,Amusement Park,Have any other stories you'd care to tell me?,have any other stories youd care to tell me,9 +126568,450,53,Grampa Simpson: Someone's listening to me! Now I know how a radio feels!,311000,TRUE,31,354,Grampa Simpson,Amusement Park,Someone's listening to me! Now I know how a radio feels!,someones listening to me now i know how a radio feels,11 +126569,450,54,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),318000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +126570,450,55,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well class, it's Friday afternoon. That means it's time to find out which one of you gets to take Larry the Lamb home for the weekend.",318000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Well class, it's Friday afternoon. That means it's time to find out which one of you gets to take Larry the Lamb home for the weekend.",well class its friday afternoon that means its time to find out which one of you gets to take larry the lamb home for the weekend,26 +126571,450,56,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: And don't forget, the lucky student gets to add his or her page to Larry's personal journal...just like Martin did last week. Ha!",327000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"And don't forget, the lucky student gets to add his or her page to Larry's personal journal...just like Martin did last week. Ha!",and dont forget the lucky student gets to add his or her page to larrys personal journaljust like martin did last week ha,23 +126572,450,57,"Class: I want him first! / No, me! / (ETC.)",336000,TRUE,1433,3,Class,Springfield Elementary School,"I want him first! / No, me! /",i want him first no me,6 +126573,450,58,Bart Simpson: (SCORNFUL NOISE) Not that stupid stuffed lamb again. This isn't learning!,338000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Not that stupid stuffed lamb again. This isn't learning!,not that stupid stuffed lamb again this isnt learning,9 +126574,450,59,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Do you want to learn?,342000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Do you want to learn?,do you want to learn,5 +126575,450,60,"Bart Simpson: No, no, no. I'm just sayin'...",343000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"No, no, no. I'm just sayin'...",no no no im just sayin,6 +126576,450,61,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: This weekend, Larry will go home wiiiith...",345000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"This weekend, Larry will go home wiiiith...",this weekend larry will go home wiiiith,7 +126577,450,62,"Nelson Muntz: Please, God, I need this.",350000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Please, God, I need this.",please god i need this,5 +126578,450,63,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (READS SLIP) ...Bart Simpson.,351000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,...Bart Simpson.,bart simpson,2 +126579,450,64,Class: (DISAPPOINTED MOANS),351000,FALSE,1433,3,Class,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +126580,450,65,Martin Prince: O cruel irony!,354000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,O cruel irony!,o cruel irony,3 +126581,450,66,"Bart Simpson: Hey, the only thing I bring home are notes to my parents, and those do not arrive the way that they left.",356000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, the only thing I bring home are notes to my parents, and those do not arrive the way that they left.",hey the only thing i bring home are notes to my parents and those do not arrive the way that they left,22 +126582,450,67,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED NOISE) What a nice note!,364000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What a nice note!,what a nice note,4 +126583,450,68,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: Int. krabappel's class - continuous),366000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +126584,450,69,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I'm not sticking my hand in that can again. You're getting the lamb.,366000,TRUE,40,573,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,I'm not sticking my hand in that can again. You're getting the lamb.,im not sticking my hand in that can again youre getting the lamb,13 +126585,450,70,Nelson Muntz: (THREATENING) Not so fast. Tell the diary how special he makes you feel!,373000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Not so fast. Tell the diary how special he makes you feel!,not so fast tell the diary how special he makes you feel,12 +126586,450,71,Nelson Muntz: (READING) More adjectives!,380000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,More adjectives!,more adjectives,2 +126587,450,72,Nelson Muntz: That's an adverb!,383000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,That's an adverb!,thats an adverb,3 +126588,450,73,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),394000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126589,450,74,"Ned Flanders: Top of the mornin', Homer.",394000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Top of the mornin', Homer.",top of the mornin homer,5 +126590,450,75,Ned Flanders: Seen the paper?,395000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Seen the paper?,seen the paper,3 +126591,450,76,"Homer Simpson: No, I get my news off the internet.",396000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, I get my news off the internet.",no i get my news off the internet,8 +126592,450,77,"Ned Flanders: Well, sir, it looks like your Dad is a quotable notable.",400000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Well, sir, it looks like your Dad is a quotable notable.",well sir it looks like your dad is a quotable notable,11 +126593,450,78,"Homer Simpson: It's funny... it's poignant... it actually happened... (LOOKS UP, STUNNED) My father is interesting?! The whole world's upside down! That must mean Cathy is funny.",406000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's funny... it's poignant... it actually happened... My father is interesting?! The whole world's upside down! That must mean Cathy is funny.,its funny its poignant it actually happened my father is interesting the whole worlds upside down that must mean cathy is funny,22 +126594,450,79,Homer Simpson: (MATTER OF FACT) Nope.,418000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Nope.,nope,1 +126595,450,80,(Springfield Retirement Castle: ext. retirement castle - day - establishing),423000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +126596,450,81,"Old Jewish Man: Abe, I never knew you were so full of (UNPRONOUNCEABLE YIDDISH WORD)!",423000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Abe, I never knew you were so full of !",abe i never knew you were so full of,9 +126597,450,82,Jasper Beardly: What does that mean?,425000,TRUE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,What does that mean?,what does that mean,4 +126598,450,83,Old Jewish Man: It's like (SECOND UNPRONOUNCEABLE YIDDISH WORD) but with a pinch more (THIRD UNPRONOUNCEABLE YIDDISH WORD)!,427000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,It's like but with a pinch more !,its like but with a pinch more,7 +126599,450,84,"Grampa Simpson: (PROUDLY) Yep, I may just be the best-known Abraham in history.",431000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Yep, I may just be the best-known Abraham in history.",yep i may just be the best-known abraham in history,10 +126600,450,85,"Marshall Goldman: So Abe, what else you got for me?",435000,TRUE,5518,79,Marshall Goldman,Springfield Retirement Castle,"So Abe, what else you got for me?",so abe what else you got for me,8 +126601,450,86,"Grampa Simpson: Hmm, well, let's see... ooh, I was working as a shoeshine boy at Springfield Union Station...",437000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Hmm, well, let's see... ooh, I was working as a shoeshine boy at Springfield Union Station...",hmm well lets see ooh i was working as a shoeshine boy at springfield union station,16 +126602,450,87,(Springfield Union Station: ext. springfield train station - platform - day),450000,FALSE,NA,3660,NA,Springfield Union Station,NA,NA,NA +126603,450,88,"Grampa Simpson: Every Monday, the Tinseltown Starliner would stop at one-seventeen p.m. on its way to Hollywood. I never rode that train, but I'd palaver with the movie stars when they got out to stretch their legs.",450000,TRUE,31,3660,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,"Every Monday, the Tinseltown Starliner would stop at one-seventeen p.m. on its way to Hollywood. I never rode that train, but I'd palaver with the movie stars when they got out to stretch their legs.",every monday the tinseltown starliner would stop at one-seventeen pm on its way to hollywood i never rode that train but id palaver with the movie stars when they got out to stretch their legs,35 +126604,450,89,Grampa Simpson: But none was more memorable than...,483000,TRUE,31,3660,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,But none was more memorable than...,but none was more memorable than,6 +126606,450,91,"Clark Gable: (PROUDLY) Looks like someone has seen my work as an extra in ""Du Barry, Woman Of Passion.""",487000,TRUE,5522,3660,Clark Gable,Springfield Union Station,"Looks like someone has seen my work as an extra in ""Du Barry, Woman Of Passion.""",looks like someone has seen my work as an extra in du barry woman of passion,16 +126608,450,93,"Clark Gable: Maybe my ears are too big, I don't know. (LAUGHS) Hey, what you reading there?",494000,TRUE,5522,3660,Clark Gable,Springfield Union Station,"Maybe my ears are too big, I don't know. Hey, what you reading there?",maybe my ears are too big i dont know hey what you reading there,14 +126610,450,95,"Clark Gable: ""Gone With The Wind,"" eh? Well let's see: garbage, garbage, my line... garbage, garbage, my line... Atlanta burns... nice dresses... I like it!",504000,TRUE,5522,3660,Clark Gable,Springfield Union Station,"""Gone With The Wind,"" eh? Well let's see: garbage, garbage, my line... garbage, garbage, my line... Atlanta burns... nice dresses... I like it!",gone with the wind eh well lets see garbage garbage my line garbage garbage my line atlanta burns nice dresses i like it,23 +126611,450,96,"Clark Gable: Thanks, Kid. Don't tell this story to anyone for sixty years.",511000,TRUE,5522,3660,Clark Gable,Springfield Union Station,"Thanks, Kid. Don't tell this story to anyone for sixty years.",thanks kid dont tell this story to anyone for sixty years,11 +126612,450,97,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - morning),518000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126613,450,98,"Lisa Simpson: ""...Clark Gable owes me a book. And he never paid me for the shoeshine. But his big blue eyes could melt the butter you kept in your pocket for lunch. Lunch butter we called it.""",518000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,...Clark Gable owes me a book. And he never paid me for the shoeshine. But his big blue eyes could melt the butter you kept in your pocket for lunch. Lunch butter we called it.,clark gable owes me a book and he never paid me for the shoeshine but his big blue eyes could melt the butter you kept in your pocket for lunch lunch butter we called it,35 +126614,450,99,Homer Simpson: How come Grampa never shares those stories with us?,526000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How come Grampa never shares those stories with us?,how come grampa never shares those stories with us,9 +126615,450,100,Marge Simpson: He does all the time. You just never listen.,531000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,He does all the time. You just never listen.,he does all the time you just never listen,9 +126616,450,101,"Homer Simpson: Marge, my brain is like a computer, and I file away Grampa's stories in a very special place.",534000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, my brain is like a computer, and I file away Grampa's stories in a very special place.",marge my brain is like a computer and i file away grampas stories in a very special place,18 +126617,450,102,"Homer Simpson: Hmm, while I'm up there...",545000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hmm, while I'm up there...",hmm while im up there,5 +126618,450,103,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES),545000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126619,450,104,Homer Simpson: Uh-oh.,556000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +126620,450,105,"Santa's Little Helper: (BARKS, THEN ANGRY GROWLS)",556000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126621,450,106,"Bart Simpson: That's it, boy -- go for the nards!",561000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's it, boy -- go for the nards!",thats it boy -- go for the nards,8 +126622,450,107,Lisa Simpson: Bart!,563000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart!,bart,1 +126623,450,108,"Lisa Simpson: If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me.",565000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"If you're not gonna take care of him right, then give him to me.",if youre not gonna take care of him right then give him to me,14 +126624,450,109,Bart Simpson: How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals?,568000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,How come you don't get mad when I torment real animals?,how come you dont get mad when i torment real animals,11 +126625,450,110,Lisa Simpson: I do! It enrages me!,570000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I do! It enrages me!,i do it enrages me,5 +126626,450,111,Bart Simpson: I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.,573000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought you Hindus were supposed to love everybody.,i thought you hindus were supposed to love everybody,9 +126627,450,112,Lisa Simpson: (FURIOUS) I'm a freakin' Buddhist! A Buddhist!,575000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm a freakin' Buddhist! A Buddhist!,im a freakin buddhist a buddhist,6 +126628,450,113,(Springfield: ext. springfield - sidewalk - day),580000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +126629,450,114,"Lisa Simpson: Larry, please don't judge our whole family by Bart. He's the black sheep. (WORRIED) Not that black sheep are in any way inferior to white sheep. I do not judge wool by its color -- only by how itchy it is. (CHANGING SUBJECT) Ooh, look! Jazz!",580000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"Larry, please don't judge our whole family by Bart. He's the black sheep. Not that black sheep are in any way inferior to white sheep. I do not judge wool by its color -- only by how itchy it is. Ooh, look! Jazz!",larry please dont judge our whole family by bart hes the black sheep not that black sheep are in any way inferior to white sheep i do not judge wool by its color -- only by how itchy it is ooh look jazz,43 +126630,450,115,"Lisa Simpson: Larry, what sub-genre of jazz do you like? Fusion? Neo-bop?",594000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"Larry, what sub-genre of jazz do you like? Fusion? Neo-bop?",larry what sub-genre of jazz do you like fusion neo-bop,10 +126631,450,116,Lisa Simpson: Afro-Cuban?,599000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Afro-Cuban?,afro-cuban,1 +126632,450,117,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Larry!,602000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Larry!,larry,1 +126633,450,118,Lisa Simpson: (QUICKLY) Gotcha!,603000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Gotcha!,gotcha,1 +126635,450,120,Lisa Simpson: (INCREASING PANIC) Larry? Larry? Larry? Larryyyy?!,603000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Larry? Larry? Larry? Larryyyy?!,larry larry larry larryyyy,4 +126636,450,121,"Agnes Skinner: You're comin' off desperate, honey.",612000,TRUE,192,216,Agnes Skinner,Springfield,"You're comin' off desperate, honey.",youre comin off desperate honey,5 +126637,450,122,(Springfield Retirement Castle: ext. retirement castle - day - establishing),616000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +126638,450,123,(REC ROOM: int. rec room - continuous),616000,FALSE,NA,2739,NA,REC ROOM,NA,NA,NA +126639,450,124,"Grampa Simpson: ...that's how I got the idea for a suitcase with wheels, from watching a commercial about a suitcase with wheels.",616000,TRUE,31,2739,Grampa Simpson,REC ROOM,"...that's how I got the idea for a suitcase with wheels, from watching a commercial about a suitcase with wheels.",thats how i got the idea for a suitcase with wheels from watching a commercial about a suitcase with wheels,20 +126640,450,125,Seniors: (IMPRESSED NOISES),616000,FALSE,2779,2739,Seniors,REC ROOM,NA,NA,NA +126641,450,126,"Mitch Albom: Hey Abe, great stories. I'm Mitch Albom, author of ""Tuesdays With Morrie.""",624000,TRUE,5523,2739,Mitch Albom,REC ROOM,"Hey Abe, great stories. I'm Mitch Albom, author of ""Tuesdays With Morrie.""",hey abe great stories im mitch albom author of tuesdays with morrie,12 +126642,450,127,Grampa Simpson: Never heard of you.,629000,TRUE,31,2739,Grampa Simpson,REC ROOM,Never heard of you.,never heard of you,4 +126643,450,128,Mitch Albom: (COCKY) Yeah. Sure you haven't.,630000,TRUE,5523,2739,Mitch Albom,REC ROOM,Yeah. Sure you haven't.,yeah sure you havent,4 +126644,450,129,"Grampa Simpson: Take a hike, Hollywood. I've already got a college boy to turn my every word into syndicated gold.",632000,TRUE,31,2739,Grampa Simpson,REC ROOM,"Take a hike, Hollywood. I've already got a college boy to turn my every word into syndicated gold.",take a hike hollywood ive already got a college boy to turn my every word into syndicated gold,18 +126645,450,130,"Jasper Beardly: Yeah, beat it, sports page!",638000,TRUE,273,2739,Jasper Beardly,REC ROOM,"Yeah, beat it, sports page!",yeah beat it sports page,5 +126646,450,131,Mitch Albom: And what if I don't?,641000,TRUE,5523,2739,Mitch Albom,REC ROOM,And what if I don't?,and what if i dont,5 +126647,450,132,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. old folks home - a little later),655000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +126648,450,133,Ralph Wiggum: Clouds are God's sneezes.,655000,TRUE,119,79,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Retirement Castle,Clouds are God's sneezes.,clouds are gods sneezes,4 +126649,450,134,"Mitch Albom: (INTRIGUED) Ooh, I like this kid.",659000,TRUE,5523,79,Mitch Albom,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Ooh, I like this kid.",ooh i like this kid,5 +126650,450,135,"Homer Simpson: Oh Dad, I got you some scotch. One of those fancy ones the checkout lady had to unlock the cabinet to get.",665000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Oh Dad, I got you some scotch. One of those fancy ones the checkout lady had to unlock the cabinet to get.",oh dad i got you some scotch one of those fancy ones the checkout lady had to unlock the cabinet to get,22 +126651,450,136,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Int. Retirement castle - grampa's room - a little later),672000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +126652,450,137,"Grampa Simpson: Well, well, well -- look who decided to visit me twice in one year.",672000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Well, well, well -- look who decided to visit me twice in one year.",well well well -- look who decided to visit me twice in one year,14 +126653,450,138,Grampa Simpson: This man's more of a son to me than you've ever been.,676000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,This man's more of a son to me than you've ever been.,this mans more of a son to me than youve ever been,12 +126654,450,139,"Homer Simpson: What the?! (SPLUTTERS) Well, he's more of a father to me than you've ever been.",680000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"What the?! Well, he's more of a father to me than you've ever been.",what the well hes more of a father to me than youve ever been,14 +126655,450,140,Marshall Goldman: I don't think that's true.,684000,TRUE,5518,79,Marshall Goldman,Springfield Retirement Castle,I don't think that's true.,i dont think thats true,5 +126656,450,141,"Homer Simpson: (TO GOLDMAN) Stay out of this, Dad!",686000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Stay out of this, Dad!",stay out of this dad,5 +126657,450,142,"Marshall Goldman: (PUZZLED) Uh, no-- O-okay.",687000,TRUE,5518,79,Marshall Goldman,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Uh, no-- O-okay.",uh no-- o-okay,3 +126658,450,143,Grampa Simpson: You only care about me now because I'm famous!,689000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,You only care about me now because I'm famous!,you only care about me now because im famous,9 +126659,450,144,Homer Simpson: That's it! Here's your ring back.,692000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,That's it! Here's your ring back.,thats it heres your ring back,6 +126660,450,145,Grampa Simpson: Ring? What ring?,694000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Ring? What ring?,ring what ring,3 +126661,450,146,Homer Simpson: It's a father-son commitment band that I bought and never told you about!,695000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,It's a father-son commitment band that I bought and never told you about!,its a father-son commitment band that i bought and never told you about,13 +126662,450,147,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - Monday morning - establishing),711000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126663,450,148,"Bart Simpson: Okay, I need the stupid lamb back.",711000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, I need the stupid lamb back.",okay i need the stupid lamb back,7 +126664,450,149,Lisa Simpson: (NERVOUS) He's in here. Safe and sound. Let me just staple that bag for you.,713000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,He's in here. Safe and sound. Let me just staple that bag for you.,hes in here safe and sound let me just staple that bag for you,14 +126665,450,150,Bart Simpson: This isn't Larry. It's just cotton balls on toilet paper rolls! Where's the real Larry?,724000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,This isn't Larry. It's just cotton balls on toilet paper rolls! Where's the real Larry?,this isnt larry its just cotton balls on toilet paper rolls wheres the real larry,15 +126755,450,240,Homer Simpson: Drop that pillow!,1121000,TRUE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,Drop that pillow!,drop that pillow,3 +126666,450,151,Lisa Simpson: What do you care? You don't even like him.,729000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What do you care? You don't even like him.,what do you care you dont even like him,9 +126667,450,152,"Bart Simpson: Of course I don't, but other people do!",732000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Of course I don't, but other people do!",of course i dont but other people do,8 +126668,450,153,"Nelson Muntz: (PASSING BY) Hey, Bart. Can't wait to see Larry again.",734000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,"Hey, Bart. Can't wait to see Larry again.",hey bart cant wait to see larry again,8 +126669,450,154,Lisa Simpson: Um... what if someone were to lose Larry?,737000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Um... what if someone were to lose Larry?,um what if someone were to lose larry,8 +126670,450,155,Nelson Muntz: They'd see a dark side of me no one knows about.,740000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,They'd see a dark side of me no one knows about.,theyd see a dark side of me no one knows about,11 +126671,450,156,"Nelson Muntz: (SINGS TO ""MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB"") NELSON LOVED A LITTLE LAMB / LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB / NELSON LOVED A LITTLE LAMB / HE KEPT ME NICE AND SANE...",744000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,"NELSON LOVED A LITTLE LAMB / LITTLE LAMB, LITTLE LAMB / NELSON LOVED A LITTLE LAMB / HE KEPT ME NICE AND SANE...",nelson loved a little lamb little lamb little lamb nelson loved a little lamb he kept me nice and sane,20 +126672,450,157,Grampa Simpson: You've reached Abe!,760000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,You've reached Abe!,youve reached abe,3 +126673,450,158,Marshall Goldman: And Marshall! Abe can't come to the phone right now.,762000,TRUE,5518,5,Marshall Goldman,Simpson Home,And Marshall! Abe can't come to the phone right now.,and marshall abe cant come to the phone right now,10 +126674,450,159,"Grampa Simpson: And if this is Homer, you're too late for my love!",765000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"And if this is Homer, you're too late for my love!",and if this is homer youre too late for my love,11 +126675,450,160,Homer Simpson: Stupid Grampa. I try to end the cycle of neglect and he hits me with some super neglect!,769000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid Grampa. I try to end the cycle of neglect and he hits me with some super neglect!,stupid grampa i try to end the cycle of neglect and he hits me with some super neglect,18 +126676,450,161,Marge Simpson: Maybe you're not really mad at Grampa. Maybe you're mad at yourself for taking him for granted all these years.,775000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe you're not really mad at Grampa. Maybe you're mad at yourself for taking him for granted all these years.,maybe youre not really mad at grampa maybe youre mad at yourself for taking him for granted all these years,20 +126677,450,162,"Homer Simpson: Marge, how can anyone be mad at himself? It's impossible. Watch.",781000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, how can anyone be mad at himself? It's impossible. Watch.",marge how can anyone be mad at himself its impossible watch,11 +126678,450,163,"Homer Simpson: (MAD) Why you little... (GETTING SENTIMENTAL) oh, I can't. When I look at those beautiful chubby cheeks... c'mere, you.",785000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Why you little... oh, I can't. When I look at those beautiful chubby cheeks... c'mere, you.",why you little oh i cant when i look at those beautiful chubby cheeks cmere you,16 +126679,450,164,"Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE) I'll kill you! You son-of-a--- (ALTERNATES LOVE, ANGER) Don't look hurt. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.",794000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll kill you! You son-of-a--- Don't look hurt. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay.,ill kill you you son-of-a--- dont look hurt its okay its okay its okay,14 +126680,450,165,"Homer Simpson: I'll show Grampa. I'll find my own surrogate father, full of heart-warming stories I can share with the world.",801000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll show Grampa. I'll find my own surrogate father, full of heart-warming stories I can share with the world.",ill show grampa ill find my own surrogate father full of heart-warming stories i can share with the world,19 +126681,450,166,(Burns Manor: int. mr. burns's mansion - parlor - day),807000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +126682,450,167,C. Montgomery Burns: ... and that's how you win an opium war!,807000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,... and that's how you win an opium war!,and thats how you win an opium war,8 +126683,450,168,"Homer Simpson: Oh, great stuff. And the life lesson is?...",811000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"Oh, great stuff. And the life lesson is?...",oh great stuff and the life lesson is,8 +126684,450,169,C. Montgomery Burns: (SINISTER) The Yangtze River swallows all secrets.,814000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,The Yangtze River swallows all secrets.,the yangtze river swallows all secrets,6 +126685,450,170,"Homer Simpson: (CONSIDERING) Hmm... I'm just gonna put ""haste makes waste.""",818000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"Hmm... I'm just gonna put ""haste makes waste.""",hmm im just gonna put haste makes waste,8 +126686,450,171,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, although these days I can make neither haste nor waste. (SINCERE) You know, Simpson -- this has truly been a lovely afternoon.",819000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Yes, although these days I can make neither haste nor waste. You know, Simpson -- this has truly been a lovely afternoon.",yes although these days i can make neither haste nor waste you know simpson -- this has truly been a lovely afternoon,22 +126687,450,172,C. Montgomery Burns: (KINDLY) Release... a hound.,828000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Release... a hound.,release a hound,3 +126688,450,173,Homer Simpson: Isn't that cute? He thinks he's a pack.,831000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,Isn't that cute? He thinks he's a pack.,isnt that cute he thinks hes a pack,8 +126689,450,174,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),838000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +126690,450,175,Lisa Simpson: Where'd you get this rope?,838000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,Where'd you get this rope?,whered you get this rope,5 +126691,450,176,Bart Simpson: Swiped it from gym class.,840000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Swiped it from gym class.,swiped it from gym class,5 +126692,450,177,(Gym Class: Int. gym class - continuous),841000,FALSE,NA,1255,NA,Gym Class,NA,NA,NA +126693,450,178,Coach Krupt: Climb that rope!,841000,TRUE,4577,1255,Coach Krupt,Gym Class,Climb that rope!,climb that rope,3 +126694,450,179,Milhouse Van Houten: There is no rope.,844000,TRUE,25,1255,Milhouse Van Houten,Gym Class,There is no rope.,there is no rope,4 +126695,450,180,Coach Krupt: Well you'd better get to the ceiling somehow!,846000,TRUE,4577,1255,Coach Krupt,Gym Class,Well you'd better get to the ceiling somehow!,well youd better get to the ceiling somehow,8 +126696,450,181,"Coach Krupt: Ceiling, ceiling, ceiling!",849000,TRUE,4577,1255,Coach Krupt,Gym Class,"Ceiling, ceiling, ceiling!",ceiling ceiling ceiling,3 +126697,450,182,(STORM DRAIN: INT. storm drain - CONTINUOUS),849000,FALSE,NA,1379,NA,STORM DRAIN,NA,NA,NA +126698,450,183,"Lisa Simpson: (AGONIZED GROANS) Bart, I'm losing my grip!",849000,TRUE,9,1379,Lisa Simpson,STORM DRAIN,"Bart, I'm losing my grip!",bart im losing my grip,5 +126699,450,184,Bart Simpson: Put the rope in your teeth!,855000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,Put the rope in your teeth!,put the rope in your teeth,6 +126700,450,185,Lisa Simpson: What will that do?,856000,TRUE,9,1379,Lisa Simpson,STORM DRAIN,What will that do?,what will that do,4 +126701,450,186,Bart Simpson: It'll shut you up!,858000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,It'll shut you up!,itll shut you up,4 +126702,450,187,Bart Simpson: Larry? Larry the Lamb?,863000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,Larry? Larry the Lamb?,larry larry the lamb,4 +126703,450,188,"Bart Simpson: There you are, you piece of crap.",866000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,"There you are, you piece of crap.",there you are you piece of crap,7 +126704,450,189,Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS),866000,FALSE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,NA,NA,NA +126705,450,190,(Street: eXT. sTREET - CONTINUOUS),870000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +126706,450,191,Bart Simpson: (SCARED) There's rats in my pants!,870000,TRUE,8,1,Bart Simpson,Street,There's rats in my pants!,theres rats in my pants,5 +126707,450,192,"Lisa Simpson: Chief, my brother fell in the storm drain!",872000,TRUE,9,1,Lisa Simpson,Street,"Chief, my brother fell in the storm drain!",chief my brother fell in the storm drain,8 +126708,450,193,"Chief Wiggum: Um, I'm strictly an ""above-the-ground"" policeman. What you need is the sewer cops.",875000,TRUE,71,1,Chief Wiggum,Street,"Um, I'm strictly an ""above-the-ground"" policeman. What you need is the sewer cops.",um im strictly an above-the-ground policeman what you need is the sewer cops,13 +126709,450,194,Lisa Simpson: Fine. What's their number?,880000,TRUE,9,1,Lisa Simpson,Street,Fine. What's their number?,fine whats their number,4 +126710,450,195,"Chief Wiggum: Lisa, you're old enough now that I can tell you the truth: there's no such thing as the sewer cops. It's just something we tell kids to make them feel safe.",881000,TRUE,71,1,Chief Wiggum,Street,"Lisa, you're old enough now that I can tell you the truth: there's no such thing as the sewer cops. It's just something we tell kids to make them feel safe.",lisa youre old enough now that i can tell you the truth theres no such thing as the sewer cops its just something we tell kids to make them feel safe,31 +126711,450,196,Lisa Simpson: What about Bart?,889000,TRUE,9,1,Lisa Simpson,Street,What about Bart?,what about bart,3 +126712,450,197,"Chief Wiggum: Well, if you miss him, yell into a toilet.",891000,TRUE,71,1,Chief Wiggum,Street,"Well, if you miss him, yell into a toilet.",well if you miss him yell into a toilet,9 +126713,450,198,Bart Simpson: (DISTANT) It's dark down here.,895000,TRUE,8,1,Bart Simpson,Street,It's dark down here.,its dark down here,4 +126714,450,199,(Springfield Shopper: ext. springfield shopper - day - establishing),899000,FALSE,NA,1980,NA,Springfield Shopper,NA,NA,NA +126715,450,200,Homer Simpson: I have a column I'd like to submit. Pay me whenever.,899000,TRUE,2,1980,Homer Simpson,Springfield Shopper,I have a column I'd like to submit. Pay me whenever.,i have a column id like to submit pay me whenever,11 +126716,450,201,Receptionist: I'll just take this to our editor.,903000,TRUE,98,1980,Receptionist,Springfield Shopper,I'll just take this to our editor.,ill just take this to our editor,7 +126717,450,202,(MARSHALL GOLDMAN'S OFFICE: INT. marshall Goldman's OFFICE - CONTINUOUS),917000,FALSE,NA,3661,NA,MARSHALL GOLDMAN'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +126718,450,203,Homer Simpson: What? Pulitzer Prize application form?,917000,TRUE,2,3661,Homer Simpson,MARSHALL GOLDMAN'S OFFICE,What? Pulitzer Prize application form?,what pulitzer prize application form,5 +126719,450,204,"Homer Simpson: (READING) ""When I rode with Abe Simpson on the Tinseltown Starliner, I never dreamed his first voyage (GROWING PUZZLEMENT) would be his last? At three o'clock on Monday, Abe passed away peacefully in his sleep.""",922000,TRUE,2,3661,Homer Simpson,MARSHALL GOLDMAN'S OFFICE,"""When I rode with Abe Simpson on the Tinseltown Starliner, I never dreamed his first voyage would be his last? At three o'clock on Monday, Abe passed away peacefully in his sleep.""",when i rode with abe simpson on the tinseltown starliner i never dreamed his first voyage would be his last at three oclock on monday abe passed away peacefully in his sleep,32 +126720,450,205,Homer Simpson: How would he know Grampa was going to die today? (REALIZING) Unless... he was going to kill him! But would someone really kill a man just to win a Pulitzer Prize?,930000,TRUE,2,3661,Homer Simpson,MARSHALL GOLDMAN'S OFFICE,How would he know Grampa was going to die today? Unless... he was going to kill him! But would someone really kill a man just to win a Pulitzer Prize?,how would he know grampa was going to die today unless he was going to kill him but would someone really kill a man just to win a pulitzer prize,30 +126721,450,206,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED GASP),930000,FALSE,2,3661,Homer Simpson,MARSHALL GOLDMAN'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +126722,450,207,(Springfield Union Station: EXT. sPRINGFIELD train station - DAY),960000,FALSE,NA,3660,NA,Springfield Union Station,NA,NA,NA +126723,450,208,"Conductor: (WARMLY) All aboard the final run of the Tinseltown Starliner, the last ride into a nostalgic past. Anyone without a ticket will be beaten by classic railroad bulls.",960000,TRUE,41,3660,Conductor,Springfield Union Station,"All aboard the final run of the Tinseltown Starliner, the last ride into a nostalgic past. Anyone without a ticket will be beaten by classic railroad bulls.",all aboard the final run of the tinseltown starliner the last ride into a nostalgic past anyone without a ticket will be beaten by classic railroad bulls,27 +126724,450,209,Railroad Bull: (SINGS AS HE BEATS) OLD DAN TUCKER WAS A FINE OLD MAN,974000,TRUE,5524,3660,Railroad Bull,Springfield Union Station,OLD DAN TUCKER WAS A FINE OLD MAN,old dan tucker was a fine old man,8 +126756,450,241,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM),1121000,FALSE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,NA,NA,NA +127650,454,33,Lisa Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE),183000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126725,450,210,All Railroad Bulls: (SING) HE WASHED HIS FACE IN THE FRYING PAN / HE COMBED HIS HAIR WITH A WAGON WHEEL,974000,TRUE,5525,3660,All Railroad Bulls,Springfield Union Station,HE WASHED HIS FACE IN THE FRYING PAN / HE COMBED HIS HAIR WITH A WAGON WHEEL,he washed his face in the frying pan he combed his hair with a wagon wheel,16 +126726,450,211,"2nd Railroad Bull: (RICH, BARITONE VOICE) AND DIED OF THE TOOTHACHE IN HIS HEEL",979000,TRUE,5526,3660,2nd Railroad Bull,Springfield Union Station,AND DIED OF THE TOOTHACHE IN HIS HEEL,and died of the toothache in his heel,8 +126727,450,212,Moe Szyslak: You don't get a beatin' like this travelling by plane. (PAINED NOISE),982000,TRUE,17,3660,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Union Station,You don't get a beatin' like this travelling by plane.,you dont get a beatin like this travelling by plane,10 +126728,450,213,Grampa Simpson: I'm finally riding the Tinseltown Starliner! I could die a happy man.,985000,TRUE,31,3660,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,I'm finally riding the Tinseltown Starliner! I could die a happy man.,im finally riding the tinseltown starliner i could die a happy man,12 +126729,450,214,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),985000,FALSE,2,3660,Homer Simpson,Springfield Union Station,NA,NA,NA +126730,450,215,(TINSELTOWN STARLINER: INT. Tinseltown Starliner - first class compartment - DAY),1008000,FALSE,NA,3662,NA,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,NA,NA,NA +126731,450,216,"Marshall Goldman: Drink up, Abe. Live each moment as if someone's about to kill you... I mean, as if it's your last.",1008000,TRUE,5518,3662,Marshall Goldman,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,"Drink up, Abe. Live each moment as if someone's about to kill you... I mean, as if it's your last.",drink up abe live each moment as if someones about to kill you i mean as if its your last,20 +126732,450,217,"Grampa Simpson: Sorry, my hearing aid's on the fritz. The only word I heard was ""kill.""",1014000,TRUE,31,3662,Grampa Simpson,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,"Sorry, my hearing aid's on the fritz. The only word I heard was ""kill.""",sorry my hearing aids on the fritz the only word i heard was kill,14 +126733,450,218,"Grampa Simpson: (LOOKING OUT WINDOW) Look at that, they've recreated the thirties... tent cities... failing banks...",1026000,TRUE,31,3662,Grampa Simpson,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,"Look at that, they've recreated the thirties... tent cities... failing banks...",look at that theyve recreated the thirties tent cities failing banks,11 +126734,450,219,"Marshall Goldman: No, those are real.",1032000,TRUE,5518,3662,Marshall Goldman,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,"No, those are real.",no those are real,4 +126735,450,220,Grampa Simpson: (PANICKY SPUTTERS),1032000,FALSE,31,3662,Grampa Simpson,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,NA,NA,NA +126736,450,221,Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER) Beware of Marshall Goldmannn!,1038000,TRUE,2,3662,Homer Simpson,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,Beware of Marshall Goldmannn!,beware of marshall goldmannn,4 +126737,450,222,Grampa Simpson: (PUZZLED) What was that?!,1040000,TRUE,31,3662,Grampa Simpson,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,What was that?!,what was that,3 +126738,450,223,Marshall Goldman: Um... an elephant on a circus train bellowing for his mother...,1042000,TRUE,5518,3662,Marshall Goldman,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,Um... an elephant on a circus train bellowing for his mother...,um an elephant on a circus train bellowing for his mother,11 +126739,450,224,"Grampa Simpson: (NOSTALGIC) Oh, I remember the first time an elephant tried to eat me like a peanut. I was on the set of a Warner Brothers cartoon. Jack Warner came by and said...",1045000,TRUE,31,3662,Grampa Simpson,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,"Oh, I remember the first time an elephant tried to eat me like a peanut. I was on the set of a Warner Brothers cartoon. Jack Warner came by and said...",oh i remember the first time an elephant tried to eat me like a peanut i was on the set of a warner brothers cartoon jack warner came by and said,31 +126740,450,225,(STORM DRAIN: Int. storm drain - day),1059000,FALSE,NA,1379,NA,STORM DRAIN,NA,NA,NA +126741,450,226,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Slimu! (WAVES)",1059000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,"Hey, Slimu!",hey slimu,2 +126742,450,227,"Bart Simpson: (SURPRISED NOISE, THEN CHUCKLES) Yeah, you better run!",1066000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,"Yeah, you better run!",yeah you better run,4 +126743,450,228,"Bart Simpson: (SCARED GASP, SCARED) Sewer cats!",1069000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,Sewer cats!,sewer cats,2 +126744,450,229,Bart Simpson: Larry!,1074000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,Larry!,larry,1 +126745,450,230,"Bart Simpson: (WHILE SLIDING) Larry, you saved my life! You're the most wonderful stuffed lamb in the world! I'm sorry about the mean things I said. We'll have the rest of the weekend to--",1078000,TRUE,8,1379,Bart Simpson,STORM DRAIN,"Larry, you saved my life! You're the most wonderful stuffed lamb in the world! I'm sorry about the mean things I said. We'll have the rest of the weekend to--",larry you saved my life youre the most wonderful stuffed lamb in the world im sorry about the mean things i said well have the rest of the weekend to--,30 +126746,450,231,(Beach: Ext. beach - continuous),1091000,FALSE,NA,348,NA,Beach,NA,NA,NA +126747,450,232,Bart Simpson: (CALLS TO HEAVENS) Larrrrry! (SOBS),1091000,TRUE,8,348,Bart Simpson,Beach,Larrrrry!,larrrrry,1 +126748,450,233,"Agnes Skinner: Man, everybody loves this guy. Give him my number. (HANDS BART A CARD) I'll teach him things. Things he can use.",1093000,TRUE,192,348,Agnes Skinner,Beach,"Man, everybody loves this guy. Give him my number. I'll teach him things. Things he can use.",man everybody loves this guy give him my number ill teach him things things he can use,17 +126749,450,234,(TINSELTOWN STARLINER: Ext. Tinseltown starliner - afternoon),1103000,FALSE,NA,3662,NA,TINSELTOWN STARLINER,NA,NA,NA +126750,450,235,(Train: Int. train - continuous),1103000,FALSE,NA,638,NA,Train,NA,NA,NA +126751,450,236,"Grampa Simpson: (FALLING ASLEEP) The older I get, the more I like the taste of hot water. (SNORES)",1103000,TRUE,31,638,Grampa Simpson,Train,"The older I get, the more I like the taste of hot water.",the older i get the more i like the taste of hot water,13 +126752,450,237,"Marshall Goldman: (SINGING TO ""HERE COMES THE BRIDE"") HERE COMES THE PRIZE / PULITZER PRIZE / I'LL FINALLY BE SUCCESSFUL / IN MY MOTHER'S EYES",1109000,TRUE,5518,638,Marshall Goldman,Train,HERE COMES THE PRIZE / PULITZER PRIZE / I'LL FINALLY BE SUCCESSFUL / IN MY MOTHER'S EYES,here comes the prize pulitzer prize ill finally be successful in my mothers eyes,14 +126753,450,238,Homer Simpson: A little lower... a little lower...,1119000,TRUE,2,638,Homer Simpson,Train,A little lower... a little lower...,a little lower a little lower,6 +126754,450,239,(Grampa's Compartment: int. grampa's compartment - moments later),1121000,FALSE,NA,3663,NA,Grampa's Compartment,NA,NA,NA +126757,450,242,Marshall Goldman: It gets worse.,1125000,TRUE,5518,3663,Marshall Goldman,Grampa's Compartment,It gets worse.,it gets worse,3 +126758,450,243,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED MOAN),1125000,FALSE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,NA,NA,NA +126759,450,244,Marshall Goldman: Yeah.,1128000,TRUE,5518,3663,Marshall Goldman,Grampa's Compartment,Yeah.,yeah,1 +126760,450,245,(Train: Ext. train - continuous),1131000,FALSE,NA,638,NA,Train,NA,NA,NA +126761,450,246,Lenny Leonard: (DOPPLER) See you tomorrow at yoga!,1131000,TRUE,165,638,Lenny Leonard,Train,See you tomorrow at yoga!,see you tomorrow at yoga,5 +126762,450,247,Carl Carlson: (DOPPLER) Jane's sick so Tricia's filling in!,1133000,TRUE,170,638,Carl Carlson,Train,Jane's sick so Tricia's filling in!,janes sick so tricias filling in,6 +126763,450,248,Lenny Leonard: (DOPPLER) As long as it's not a dude!,1135000,TRUE,165,638,Lenny Leonard,Train,As long as it's not a dude!,as long as its not a dude,7 +126764,450,249,(Grampa's Compartment: Int. Grampa's compartment - continuous),1146000,FALSE,NA,3663,NA,Grampa's Compartment,NA,NA,NA +126765,450,250,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED) How can you stand up to this punishment?,1146000,TRUE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,How can you stand up to this punishment?,how can you stand up to this punishment,8 +126766,450,251,Marshall Goldman: I'm the toughest S.O.B. there is -- a bi-weekly human interest columnist. And your father's gonna make me a fortune. Pathetic old fool.,1149000,TRUE,5518,3663,Marshall Goldman,Grampa's Compartment,I'm the toughest S.O.B. there is -- a bi-weekly human interest columnist. And your father's gonna make me a fortune. Pathetic old fool.,im the toughest sob there is -- a bi-weekly human interest columnist and your fathers gonna make me a fortune pathetic old fool,23 +126767,450,252,Grampa Simpson: (RISING) Maybe so... but I know how to play possum!,1159000,TRUE,31,3663,Grampa Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,Maybe so... but I know how to play possum!,maybe so but i know how to play possum,9 +126768,450,253,(Train Car: Int. Train car - wide angle - continuous),1171000,FALSE,NA,3664,NA,Train Car,NA,NA,NA +126769,450,254,Marshall Goldman: So many... hat boxes.,1171000,TRUE,5518,3664,Marshall Goldman,Train Car,So many... hat boxes.,so many hat boxes,4 +126770,450,255,(Grampa's Compartment: Int. grampa's compartment - continuous),1176000,FALSE,NA,3663,NA,Grampa's Compartment,NA,NA,NA +126771,450,256,"Homer Simpson: Dad, I don't have the right words to say how I really feel about you, but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does.",1176000,TRUE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,"Dad, I don't have the right words to say how I really feel about you, but at least I know how to beat up a guy who does.",dad i dont have the right words to say how i really feel about you but at least i know how to beat up a guy who does,28 +126772,450,257,"Grampa Simpson: (WARMLY) Well, at least you never tried to kill me.",1183000,TRUE,31,3663,Grampa Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,"Well, at least you never tried to kill me.",well at least you never tried to kill me,9 +126773,450,258,Homer Simpson: (WARMLY) Just with indifference.,1186000,TRUE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,Just with indifference.,just with indifference,3 +126774,450,259,"Clark Gable: You did good, kid. This is for the shoeshine.",1190000,TRUE,5522,3663,Clark Gable,Grampa's Compartment,"You did good, kid. This is for the shoeshine.",you did good kid this is for the shoeshine,9 +126775,450,260,"Clark Gable: It's a ghost quarter, but you'll be able to spend it pretty soon.",1193000,TRUE,5522,3663,Clark Gable,Grampa's Compartment,"It's a ghost quarter, but you'll be able to spend it pretty soon.",its a ghost quarter but youll be able to spend it pretty soon,13 +126776,450,261,"Lisa Simpson: So Grampa, you really saved Dad's life?",1198000,TRUE,9,3663,Lisa Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,"So Grampa, you really saved Dad's life?",so grampa you really saved dads life,7 +126777,450,262,Grampa Simpson: I sure did. (TURNS TO HOMER) But why don't we let Homer tell the story.,1201000,TRUE,31,3663,Grampa Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,I sure did. But why don't we let Homer tell the story.,i sure did but why dont we let homer tell the story,12 +126778,450,263,Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) Really? Me? You mean it?,1205000,TRUE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,Really? Me? You mean it?,really me you mean it,5 +126779,450,264,Grampa Simpson: I think you're ready for your first ramble.,1207000,TRUE,31,3663,Grampa Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,I think you're ready for your first ramble.,i think youre ready for your first ramble,8 +126780,450,265,"Homer Simpson: I've been waiting for this day for so long. The year is nineteen forty-six. In a war-torn world, a single flower blooms. And that flower is an angry Japanese monster named Godzilla. How am I doin', Dad?",1210000,TRUE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,"I've been waiting for this day for so long. The year is nineteen forty-six. In a war-torn world, a single flower blooms. And that flower is an angry Japanese monster named Godzilla. How am I doin', Dad?",ive been waiting for this day for so long the year is nineteen forty-six in a war-torn world a single flower blooms and that flower is an angry japanese monster named godzilla how am i doin dad,37 +126781,450,266,Grampa Simpson: (PROUDLY) I'm hangin' on every word.,1224000,TRUE,31,3663,Grampa Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,I'm hangin' on every word.,im hangin on every word,5 +126782,450,267,"Homer Simpson: Fortunately there was one man who could help: Colonel Tom Parker. The Colonel took this monster, cleaned him up and put him onstage under the name ""The Rolling Stones."" The first concert was a sellout, with many, many, many people eaten. But those that survived raved about the undeniable harmonies and brutally honest lyrics of what they had just seen.",1226000,TRUE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,"Fortunately there was one man who could help: Colonel Tom Parker. The Colonel took this monster, cleaned him up and put him onstage under the name ""The Rolling Stones."" The first concert was a sellout, with many, many, many people eaten. But those that survived raved about the undeniable harmonies and brutally honest lyrics of what they had just seen.",fortunately there was one man who could help colonel tom parker the colonel took this monster cleaned him up and put him onstage under the name the rolling stones the first concert was a sellout with many many many people eaten but those that survived raved about the undeniable harmonies and brutally honest lyrics of what they had just seen,60 +126814,451,30,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),169000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126815,451,31,Marge Simpson: Time to try out my new deep fryer.,169000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Time to try out my new deep fryer.,time to try out my new deep fryer,8 +126783,450,268,Homer Simpson: ...and that lasted about five years. But then Godzilla dropped out for a while to do movies. All of the awful movies we see now today in the drive-ins that no longer exist.,1248000,TRUE,2,3663,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Compartment,...and that lasted about five years. But then Godzilla dropped out for a while to do movies. All of the awful movies we see now today in the drive-ins that no longer exist.,and that lasted about five years but then godzilla dropped out for a while to do movies all of the awful movies we see now today in the drive-ins that no longer exist,33 +126784,451,0,Sideshow Mel: (SCREAMS),0,FALSE,699,NA,Sideshow Mel,NA,NA,NA,NA +126785,451,1,"Krusty the Clown: (COY) Don't worry, I'll put out the flames.",81000,TRUE,139,NA,Krusty the Clown,NA,"Don't worry, I'll put out the flames.",dont worry ill put out the flames,7 +126786,451,2,Krusty the Clown: Oops -- I used the wrong end!,85000,TRUE,139,NA,Krusty the Clown,NA,Oops -- I used the wrong end!,oops -- i used the wrong end,7 +126787,451,3,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - tv room - continuous),93000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126788,451,4,Bart Simpson: (HUGE UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER) / Hilarious!,93000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,/ Hilarious!,hilarious,1 +126789,451,5,Marge Simpson: I don't like this -- real humor comes from people being nice to each other.,94000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't like this -- real humor comes from people being nice to each other.,i dont like this -- real humor comes from people being nice to each other,15 +126790,451,6,"Homer Simpson: Aw c'mon, Marge. There's nothing funnier than a good ol' bonk on the head.",99000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw c'mon, Marge. There's nothing funnier than a good ol' bonk on the head.",aw cmon marge theres nothing funnier than a good ol bonk on the head,14 +126791,451,7,Bart Simpson: I concur.,103000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I concur.,i concur,2 +126792,451,8,Homer Simpson: (NOISE OF PAIN),103000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126793,451,9,Marge Simpson: (STIFLED GIGGLE),103000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126794,451,10,Homer Simpson: (POUTY) Not funny.,105000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Not funny.,not funny,2 +126795,451,11,(KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW: INT. KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW - DAY),107000,FALSE,NA,462,NA,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,NA,NA,NA +126796,451,12,"Krusty the Clown: Goodnight kids, and don't forget Krusty loves you!",107000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Goodnight kids, and don't forget Krusty loves you!",goodnight kids and dont forget krusty loves you,8 +126797,451,13,Stagehand: That's a wrap!,110000,TRUE,609,462,Stagehand,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,That's a wrap!,thats a wrap,3 +126798,451,14,"Krusty the Clown: And you kids in the studio audience, please hand back all the hats, toys and savings bonds I passed out during the taping.",113000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"And you kids in the studio audience, please hand back all the hats, toys and savings bonds I passed out during the taping.",and you kids in the studio audience please hand back all the hats toys and savings bonds i passed out during the taping,23 +126799,451,15,Kids: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),113000,FALSE,39,462,Kids,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,NA,NA,NA +126800,451,16,"Male Executive: Great show, Krusty!",124000,TRUE,2949,462,Male Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Great show, Krusty!",great show krusty,3 +126801,451,17,Female Executive: Terrific! (GRIM) We've gotta make changes.,125000,TRUE,1336,462,Female Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Terrific! We've gotta make changes.,terrific weve gotta make changes,5 +126802,451,18,Male Executive: Big changes.,127000,TRUE,2949,462,Male Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Big changes.,big changes,2 +126803,451,19,Female Executive: (NOT HAPPY) These are your ratings with young girls.,129000,TRUE,1336,462,Female Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,These are your ratings with young girls.,these are your ratings with young girls,7 +126804,451,20,"Krusty the Clown: (SHRUGS) Hey, if my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers.",130000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Hey, if my writers knew how to appeal to girls, they wouldn't be writers.",hey if my writers knew how to appeal to girls they wouldnt be writers,14 +126805,451,21,"Female Executive: First of all, we love being in the Krusty business.",135000,TRUE,1336,462,Female Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"First of all, we love being in the Krusty business.",first of all we love being in the krusty business,10 +126806,451,22,"Male Executive: (GRIM) Subtitle: ""We don't trust you at all.""",138000,TRUE,2949,462,Male Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Subtitle: ""We don't trust you at all.""",subtitle we dont trust you at all,7 +126807,451,23,"Female Executive: (QUICK) Anyway, we're giving you a new female co-star and she starts Monday.",138000,TRUE,1336,462,Female Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Anyway, we're giving you a new female co-star and she starts Monday.",anyway were giving you a new female co-star and she starts monday,12 +126808,451,24,Krusty the Clown: (HORRIFIED) What?! A new co-star?!,138000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,What?! A new co-star?!,what a new co-star,4 +126809,451,25,Krusty the Clown: (OUTRAGED) Suppose I refuse to go along with this?,146000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Suppose I refuse to go along with this?,suppose i refuse to go along with this,8 +126810,451,26,Female Executive: (GRIM) Then we've got an entire reality show all set to pick the new you.,149000,TRUE,1336,462,Female Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Then we've got an entire reality show all set to pick the new you.,then weve got an entire reality show all set to pick the new you,14 +126811,451,27,"Krusty Auditioner: (VERY CLOSE IMPRESSION) Hey, hey! I'm non-union!",153000,TRUE,5527,462,Krusty Auditioner,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Hey, hey! I'm non-union!",hey hey im non-union,4 +126812,451,28,"Krusty the Clown: (PLEADING) Okay, okay, change the show however you want! Make it exactly like the other crap on your network, but just let me stay! (SOBS)",155000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Okay, okay, change the show however you want! Make it exactly like the other crap on your network, but just let me stay!",okay okay change the show however you want make it exactly like the other crap on your network but just let me stay,23 +126813,451,29,Female Executive: Now that's groveling!,164000,TRUE,1336,462,Female Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Now that's groveling!,now thats groveling,3 +126816,451,32,Marge Simpson: Who wants fresh donuts?,169000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Who wants fresh donuts?,who wants fresh donuts,4 +126817,451,33,Lisa Simpson: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!,171000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!,me me me me me,5 +126818,451,34,Marge Simpson: And I even got rainbow sprinkles!,172000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And I even got rainbow sprinkles!,and i even got rainbow sprinkles,6 +126819,451,35,Bart Simpson: (GRUMPY) Some rainbow -- there's no violet.,175000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Some rainbow -- there's no violet.,some rainbow -- theres no violet,6 +126820,451,36,Marge Simpson: Then don't have any.,177000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Then don't have any.,then dont have any,4 +126821,451,37,"Bart Simpson: (BACKPEDALING) Hey, don't listen to me! What do I know about rainbows?!",178000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, don't listen to me! What do I know about rainbows?!",hey dont listen to me what do i know about rainbows,11 +126822,451,38,"Homer Simpson: None for me, Marge. I get free donuts at work! I can see them now... in the break room, beside the fridge, the pink cardboard box awaits...",182000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"None for me, Marge. I get free donuts at work! I can see them now... in the break room, beside the fridge, the pink cardboard box awaits...",none for me marge i get free donuts at work i can see them now in the break room beside the fridge the pink cardboard box awaits,27 +126823,451,39,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - driving to work - day),190000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +126824,451,40,"Homer Simpson: ...groaning with a ""United Nations"" of donuts: jellies rubbing elbows with cream-filled, the masculine contours of the box juxtaposed with the feminine curves of the treats themselves...",190000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"...groaning with a ""United Nations"" of donuts: jellies rubbing elbows with cream-filled, the masculine contours of the box juxtaposed with the feminine curves of the treats themselves...",groaning with a united nations of donuts jellies rubbing elbows with cream-filled the masculine contours of the box juxtaposed with the feminine curves of the treats themselves,27 +126825,451,41,Supervisor: Why didn't you try to stop him?,203000,TRUE,296,29,Supervisor,Homer's Car,Why didn't you try to stop him?,why didnt you try to stop him,7 +126826,451,42,"Guard: (HISPANIC) I did, once.",204000,TRUE,436,29,Guard,Homer's Car,"I did, once.",i did once,3 +126827,451,43,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: INT. SPRINGFIELD NUCLEAR POWER PLANT - break room - day),209000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +126828,451,44,"Homer Simpson: (HAPPY HUMMING, THEN SHOCKED NOISE)",209000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +126829,451,45,Homer Simpson: (TOTAL SHOCK) No pink box?! Wha -- what's going on?,209000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No pink box?! Wha -- what's going on?,no pink box wha -- whats going on,8 +126830,451,46,C. Montgomery Burns: I'm afraid your daily donuts are no more.,212000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I'm afraid your daily donuts are no more.,im afraid your daily donuts are no more,8 +126831,451,47,Homer Simpson: (SO UPSET HE CAN'T SPEAK) You... can't... do that...,215000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You... can't... do that...,you cant do that,4 +126832,451,48,"C. Montgomery Burns: Until Mr. Roosevelt's New Deal starts working, this country's still in a depression. I'm spending a fortune on atoms, and we have to cut costs!",217000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Until Mr. Roosevelt's New Deal starts working, this country's still in a depression. I'm spending a fortune on atoms, and we have to cut costs!",until mr roosevelts new deal starts working this countrys still in a depression im spending a fortune on atoms and we have to cut costs,25 +126833,451,49,Lenny Leonard: But we have way more expensive unnecessaries than donuts.,224000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,But we have way more expensive unnecessaries than donuts.,but we have way more expensive unnecessaries than donuts,9 +126834,451,50,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, like the ceiling furniture.",227000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, like the ceiling furniture.",yeah like the ceiling furniture,5 +126835,451,51,Lenny Leonard: ...or all the joke I.D. badges we order.,229000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...or all the joke I.D. badges we order.,or all the joke id badges we order,8 +126836,451,52,C. Montgomery Burns: No donuts!,231000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No donuts!,no donuts,2 +126837,451,53,Lenny Leonard: No!,232000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No!,no,1 +126838,451,54,Homer Simpson: D'oh!,232000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,D'oh!,doh,1 +126839,451,55,Carl Carlson: Nuts!,232000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Nuts!,nuts,1 +126840,451,56,C. Montgomery Burns: (NODS) Exactly.,234000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Exactly.,exactly,1 +126841,451,57,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),238000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126842,451,58,"Krusty the Clown: (BIG) HEY! HEY! (THEN, SOMBER) But seriously -- hey, hey, kids. A word about today's show. The network ""geniuses"" -- with the ink still drying on their MBAs...",238000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"HEY! HEY! But seriously -- hey, hey, kids. A word about today's show. The network ""geniuses"" -- with the ink still drying on their MBAs...",hey hey but seriously -- hey hey kids a word about todays show the network geniuses -- with the ink still drying on their mbas,25 +126843,451,59,Kids: (BIG DERISIVE LAUGHTER),238000,FALSE,39,5,Kids,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126844,451,60,Krusty the Clown: ...think your ol' pal Krusty should share his limelight with an up-and-coming new star.,249000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,...think your ol' pal Krusty should share his limelight with an up-and-coming new star.,think your ol pal krusty should share his limelight with an up-and-coming new star,14 +126845,451,61,Krusty the Clown: Let's give a respectful welcome to... Princess Penelope!,255000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,Let's give a respectful welcome to... Princess Penelope!,lets give a respectful welcome to princess penelope,8 +126846,451,62,Kids: (GRUDGING APPLAUSE),255000,FALSE,39,5,Kids,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126847,451,63,Princess Penelope: (SINGS) WHERE DO I KEEP MY PRINCESS-NESS? / IT'S NOT IN MY JEWELS OR MY CROWN,265000,TRUE,5528,5,Princess Penelope,Simpson Home,WHERE DO I KEEP MY PRINCESS-NESS? / IT'S NOT IN MY JEWELS OR MY CROWN,where do i keep my princess-ness its not in my jewels or my crown,14 +126848,451,64,Princess Penelope: IT'S NOT IN THE SMILES OF MY HANDMAIDS THREE / WHO HOLD UP THE TRAIN OF MY GOWN...,274000,TRUE,5528,5,Princess Penelope,Simpson Home,IT'S NOT IN THE SMILES OF MY HANDMAIDS THREE / WHO HOLD UP THE TRAIN OF MY GOWN...,its not in the smiles of my handmaids three who hold up the train of my gown,17 +126849,451,65,Princess Penelope: (SINGS) IT'S THE PART OF ME THAT WANTS TO BE,284000,TRUE,5528,5,Princess Penelope,Simpson Home,IT'S THE PART OF ME THAT WANTS TO BE,its the part of me that wants to be,9 +126850,451,66,Princess Penelope: THE GIRL WHOM EVERYONE FLATTERS...,289000,TRUE,5528,5,Princess Penelope,Simpson Home,THE GIRL WHOM EVERYONE FLATTERS...,the girl whom everyone flatters,5 +126851,451,67,Princess Penelope: (SINGS) 'CAUSE IN HER HEART A PRINCESS KNOWS / SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL WHO MATTERS! (TRILLS),302000,TRUE,5528,5,Princess Penelope,Simpson Home,'CAUSE IN HER HEART A PRINCESS KNOWS / SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL WHO MATTERS!,cause in her heart a princess knows shes the only girl who matters,13 +126852,451,68,Bart Simpson: I can't keep watching this dreck.,316000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I can't keep watching this dreck.,i cant keep watching this dreck,6 +126853,451,69,Bart Simpson: (RELIEVED NOISE) Much better.,320000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Much better.,much better,2 +126854,451,70,"Milhouse Van Houten: First girls ruined ""Sex And The City,"" now this!",321000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"First girls ruined ""Sex And The City,"" now this!",first girls ruined sex and the city now this,9 +126855,451,71,"Lisa Simpson: I agree it's cliché, but she does have a certain-- (ECSTATIC) Unicorn!",325000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I agree it's cliché, but she does have a certain-- Unicorn!",i agree its cliché but she does have a certain-- unicorn,11 +126856,451,72,Bart Simpson: That is so fake. You can see the strap on the horn!,334000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That is so fake. You can see the strap on the horn!,that is so fake you can see the strap on the horn,12 +126857,451,73,Lisa Simpson: (SLIGHTLY CRAZED) Just give me this!,337000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Just give me this!,just give me this,4 +126858,451,74,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's TAVERN - NIGHT),340000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +126859,451,75,"Moe Szyslak: (TO HOMER) Easy there, habitrail.",340000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Easy there, habitrail.",easy there habitrail,3 +126860,451,76,Homer Simpson: They took away our donuts at work! All I've had are my meals!,342000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,They took away our donuts at work! All I've had are my meals!,they took away our donuts at work all ive had are my meals,13 +126861,451,77,"Carl Carlson: And the worst thing is, there's nothing we can do about it.",343000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"And the worst thing is, there's nothing we can do about it.",and the worst thing is theres nothing we can do about it,12 +126862,451,78,"Lenny Leonard: I think that's the best thing -- 'cause then you can say (PHILOSOPHICAL) ""well, there's nothin' we can do about it.""",348000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"I think that's the best thing -- 'cause then you can say ""well, there's nothin' we can do about it.""",i think thats the best thing -- cause then you can say well theres nothin we can do about it,20 +126863,451,79,"Stranger: (SOUTHERN ACCENT) Bartender, buy these men a round on me.",348000,TRUE,2302,15,Stranger,Moe's Tavern,"Bartender, buy these men a round on me.",bartender buy these men a round on me,8 +126864,451,80,"Moe Szyslak: (PUZZLED) You want to ""buy a round?"" I heard about that in bartending school, but I never seen it happen.",355000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"You want to ""buy a round?"" I heard about that in bartending school, but I never seen it happen.",you want to buy a round i heard about that in bartending school but i never seen it happen,19 +126865,451,81,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, this is very good for me. Very good indeed.",361000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, this is very good for me. Very good indeed.",oh this is very good for me very good indeed,10 +126866,451,82,Stranger: (TO HOMER) Gator McCall. I'm a head hunter.,364000,TRUE,2302,15,Stranger,Moe's Tavern,Gator McCall. I'm a head hunter.,gator mccall im a head hunter,6 +126867,451,83,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED SCREAM),364000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +126868,451,84,Gator: (PATIENT CHUCKLE) I'm a corporate recruiter who specializes in nuclear workers.,369000,TRUE,5529,15,Gator,Moe's Tavern,I'm a corporate recruiter who specializes in nuclear workers.,im a corporate recruiter who specializes in nuclear workers,9 +126869,451,85,Homer Simpson: I guess these days headhunters can be anything.,372000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I guess these days headhunters can be anything.,i guess these days headhunters can be anything,8 +126870,451,86,"Homer Simpson: You nuclear workers have no idea how valuable you are. Times have never been better for your industry, now that all the protesters who marched in front of nuclear power plants are dying off from radiation poisonin'.",376000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"You nuclear workers have no idea how valuable you are. Times have never been better for your industry, now that all the protesters who marched in front of nuclear power plants are dying off from radiation poisonin'.",you nuclear workers have no idea how valuable you are times have never been better for your industry now that all the protesters who marched in front of nuclear power plants are dying off from radiation poisonin,37 +126871,451,87,Lenny Leonard: (THOUGHTFUL) Are these business cards? Or passports to a better future?,386000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Are these business cards? Or passports to a better future?,are these business cards or passports to a better future,10 +126872,451,88,Gator: Business cards.,390000,TRUE,5529,15,Gator,Moe's Tavern,Business cards.,business cards,2 +126873,451,89,Lenny Leonard: (IMPRESSED) Nice.,390000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Nice.,nice,1 +126874,451,90,(Krustylu Studios: ext. krustylu studios - day - establishing),394000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126875,451,91,(KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW: Int. KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW - backstage - continuous),394000,FALSE,NA,462,NA,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,NA,NA,NA +127985,455,76,Seymour Skinner: No.,354000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,No.,no,1 +126876,451,92,"Female Executive: (EXCITED) Krusty, thanks to Princess Penelope, your studio audience is packed -- and we didn't need any cardboard kids!",394000,TRUE,1336,462,Female Executive,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Krusty, thanks to Princess Penelope, your studio audience is packed -- and we didn't need any cardboard kids!",krusty thanks to princess penelope your studio audience is packed -- and we didnt need any cardboard kids,18 +126877,451,93,"Krusty the Clown: Yeah, but they're all girls!",400000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Yeah, but they're all girls!",yeah but theyre all girls,5 +126878,451,94,"Krusty the Clown: Girls don't laugh, and they don't buy cigars. Dutch Masters is gonna drop us like a hot potato!",403000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Girls don't laugh, and they don't buy cigars. Dutch Masters is gonna drop us like a hot potato!",girls dont laugh and they dont buy cigars dutch masters is gonna drop us like a hot potato,18 +126879,451,95,"Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey, kids! Let's see what's in the news: I see we reached a soft timber agreement with Canada...",408000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"Hey, hey, kids! Let's see what's in the news: I see we reached a soft timber agreement with Canada...",hey hey kids lets see whats in the news i see we reached a soft timber agreement with canada,19 +126880,451,96,Girls: (CHANTING) We want the Princess!,414000,TRUE,646,462,Girls,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,We want the Princess!,we want the princess,4 +126881,451,97,Lisa Simpson: (JAMMING IT IN) Don't forget the unicorn!,417000,TRUE,9,462,Lisa Simpson,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Don't forget the unicorn!,dont forget the unicorn,4 +126882,451,98,Princess Penelope: Did I hear the sound of wishes being wished?,418000,TRUE,5528,462,Princess Penelope,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Did I hear the sound of wishes being wished?,did i hear the sound of wishes being wished,9 +126883,451,99,Girls: Yes! / You did! / That was us! / (ETC.),422000,TRUE,646,462,Girls,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Yes! / You did! / That was us! /,yes you did that was us,6 +126884,451,100,"Princess Penelope: GLITTER AND SPARKLE, ONE, TWO, THREE! YOU'RE ALL PRINCESSES JUST LIKE ME!",425000,TRUE,5528,462,Princess Penelope,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,"GLITTER AND SPARKLE, ONE, TWO, THREE! YOU'RE ALL PRINCESSES JUST LIKE ME!",glitter and sparkle one two three youre all princesses just like me,12 +126885,451,101,Krusty the Clown: Breathin' all this stuff can't be good.,437000,TRUE,139,462,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY THE CLOWN SHOW,Breathin' all this stuff can't be good.,breathin all this stuff cant be good,7 +126886,451,102,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - tv room - continuous),440000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126887,451,103,Bart Simpson: Poor Krusty. He's become the lowest form of life -- a sidekick.,440000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Poor Krusty. He's become the lowest form of life -- a sidekick.,poor krusty hes become the lowest form of life -- a sidekick,12 +126888,451,104,"Milhouse Van Houten: You said it, Bart! Way to sum up the situation!",444000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"You said it, Bart! Way to sum up the situation!",you said it bart way to sum up the situation,10 +126889,451,105,"Bart Simpson: Take it easy, little buddy.",447000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Take it easy, little buddy.",take it easy little buddy,5 +126890,451,106,Milhouse Van Houten: That's exactly how I'll take it!,449000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,That's exactly how I'll take it!,thats exactly how ill take it,6 +126891,451,107,(Krustylu Studios: ext. krustylu studios - day),456000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126892,451,108,(Car: int. car - continuous),456000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +126893,451,109,Homer Simpson: Do you want to come in and get your sister with me?,456000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Do you want to come in and get your sister with me?,do you want to come in and get your sister with me,12 +126894,451,110,Bart Simpson: Hell no.,456000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,Hell no.,hell no,2 +126895,451,111,"Homer Simpson: Watch your language! Now, why the hell not?",459000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Watch your language! Now, why the hell not?",watch your language now why the hell not,8 +126896,451,112,Bart Simpson: The Krusty Show sucks now. It's all pink and princessy. Why are great things always ruined by women? The Army... the Fantastic Four... think how awesome American Idol would be with just Simon and Randy!,461000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,The Krusty Show sucks now. It's all pink and princessy. Why are great things always ruined by women? The Army... the Fantastic Four... think how awesome American Idol would be with just Simon and Randy!,the krusty show sucks now its all pink and princessy why are great things always ruined by women the army the fantastic four think how awesome american idol would be with just simon and randy,35 +126897,451,113,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Oh Bart, you say that now. But when you're grown up, you'll just think it. Now you stay here and I'll get your sister.",474000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Oh Bart, you say that now. But when you're grown up, you'll just think it. Now you stay here and I'll get your sister.",oh bart you say that now but when youre grown up youll just think it now you stay here and ill get your sister,24 +126898,451,114,Lisa Simpson: Princess Penelope! Sign mine! Sign mine!,482000,TRUE,9,2,Lisa Simpson,Car,Princess Penelope! Sign mine! Sign mine!,princess penelope sign mine sign mine,6 +126899,451,115,(Krustylu Studio Store: Int. Krustylu Studio store - a few minutes later),491000,FALSE,NA,3665,NA,Krustylu Studio Store,NA,NA,NA +126900,451,116,Bart Simpson: What the--,491000,TRUE,8,3665,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studio Store,What the--,what the--,2 +126901,451,117,Bart Simpson: Where's all your Krusty stuff?,494000,TRUE,8,3665,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studio Store,Where's all your Krusty stuff?,wheres all your krusty stuff,5 +126902,451,118,Clerk: (WISEGUY) Right through that magical door.,497000,TRUE,28,3665,Clerk,Krustylu Studio Store,Right through that magical door.,right through that magical door,5 +126903,451,119,(Krustylu Studios: ext. krustylu studios - day),503000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126904,451,120,Bart Simpson: (GASP) Aye carumba!,503000,TRUE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,Aye carumba!,aye carumba,2 +126905,451,121,Bart Simpson: (WORRIED) Krusty?,510000,TRUE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,Krusty?,krusty,1 +126959,451,175,Ralph Wiggum: I'm a Star Wars!,761000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,I'm a Star Wars!,im a star wars,4 +126906,451,122,Bart Simpson: Snap out of it! You're Krusty the clown! One of Look Magazine's hundred most-promising clowns of nineteen fifty-eight!,511000,TRUE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,Snap out of it! You're Krusty the clown! One of Look Magazine's hundred most-promising clowns of nineteen fifty-eight!,snap out of it youre krusty the clown one of look magazines hundred most-promising clowns of nineteen fifty-eight,18 +126907,451,123,"Krusty the Clown: (SHRUGS, NOSTALGIC) A lot of suicides in that group... funny suicides (CHUCKLE) but still. (SAD) My day is over, kid.",519000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"A lot of suicides in that group... funny suicides but still. My day is over, kid.",a lot of suicides in that group funny suicides but still my day is over kid,16 +126908,451,124,Bart Simpson: What are you talking about? Whose name is on that sign?,526000,TRUE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,What are you talking about? Whose name is on that sign?,what are you talking about whose name is on that sign,11 +126909,451,125,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),526000,FALSE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126910,451,126,"Worker: Hey, how'd this one get way over here?",532000,TRUE,534,701,Worker,Krustylu Studios,"Hey, how'd this one get way over here?",hey howd this one get way over here,8 +126911,451,127,"Krusty the Clown: That's it! I've hit rock bottom. Well, my comeback starts now!",541000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"That's it! I've hit rock bottom. Well, my comeback starts now!",thats it ive hit rock bottom well my comeback starts now,11 +126912,451,128,"Krusty the Clown: I mean, now!",547000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"I mean, now!",i mean now,3 +126913,451,129,Krusty the Clown: Ow.,547000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Ow.,ow,1 +126914,451,130,Krusty the Clown: Let me start by getting out of the dumpster!,550000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Let me start by getting out of the dumpster!,let me start by getting out of the dumpster,9 +126915,451,131,Krusty the Clown: (MOANS) Why do clown things always happen to clowns?,552000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Why do clown things always happen to clowns?,why do clown things always happen to clowns,8 +126916,451,132,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),563000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +126917,451,133,(Capital City Nuclear Plant: int. Capital city nuclear plant - day),563000,FALSE,NA,3666,NA,Capital City Nuclear Plant,NA,NA,NA +126918,451,134,"Gator: Now other nuclear plants let their employees tape Gary Larson cartoons on their workstations. But here at Cap City Nuclear, you can actually see...Gary Larson!",563000,TRUE,5529,3666,Gator,Capital City Nuclear Plant,"Now other nuclear plants let their employees tape Gary Larson cartoons on their workstations. But here at Cap City Nuclear, you can actually see...Gary Larson!",now other nuclear plants let their employees tape gary larson cartoons on their workstations but here at cap city nuclear you can actually seegary larson,25 +126919,451,135,Lenny Leonard: Gary Larson?! I thought you retired.,573000,TRUE,165,3666,Lenny Leonard,Capital City Nuclear Plant,Gary Larson?! I thought you retired.,gary larson i thought you retired,6 +126920,451,136,"Gary Larson: I was retired, until I got the call from Capital City Nuclear, offering me the chance to be the in-house cartoonist at a nuclear plant.",575000,TRUE,5530,3666,Gary Larson,Capital City Nuclear Plant,"I was retired, until I got the call from Capital City Nuclear, offering me the chance to be the in-house cartoonist at a nuclear plant.",i was retired until i got the call from capital city nuclear offering me the chance to be the in-house cartoonist at a nuclear plant,25 +126921,451,137,"Gator: Gary, why don't you whip up an instant classic for my friends here?",582000,TRUE,5529,3666,Gator,Capital City Nuclear Plant,"Gary, why don't you whip up an instant classic for my friends here?",gary why dont you whip up an instant classic for my friends here,13 +126922,451,138,"Gary Larson: You got it, Gator.",582000,TRUE,5530,3666,Gary Larson,Capital City Nuclear Plant,"You got it, Gator.",you got it gator,4 +126923,451,139,"Homer Simpson: (RE: CARTOON) Man, a lion would not want to see that on his x-ray!",591000,TRUE,2,3666,Homer Simpson,Capital City Nuclear Plant,"Man, a lion would not want to see that on his x-ray!",man a lion would not want to see that on his x-ray,12 +126924,451,140,(Krustylu Studios: Ext. Krusty-lu studios - night - establishing),598000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126925,451,141,(PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM: Int. Penelope's dressing room - continuous),598000,FALSE,NA,3667,NA,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +126926,451,142,"Princess Penelope: (INTO PHONE, LONG ISLAND ACCENT) Where are you? Where? You're not even in Nassau County anymore -- you're in Suffolk.",598000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,Where are you? Where? You're not even in Nassau County anymore -- you're in Suffolk.,where are you where youre not even in nassau county anymore -- youre in suffolk,15 +126927,451,143,"Princess Penelope: Look, look. No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. You're going the wrong way. Hold on. (THEN, PRINCESS VOICE) Coming!",602000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"Look, look. No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no. You're going the wrong way. Hold on. Coming!",look look no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no-no youre going the wrong way hold on coming,11 +126928,451,144,"Krusty the Clown: Now see here, Little Miss Scene Stealer, I'm the star of the show. You're just the reason people tune in.",610000,TRUE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"Now see here, Little Miss Scene Stealer, I'm the star of the show. You're just the reason people tune in.",now see here little miss scene stealer im the star of the show youre just the reason people tune in,20 +126929,451,145,"Princess Penelope: Krusty, there's something I have to tell you.",616000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"Krusty, there's something I have to tell you.",krusty theres something i have to tell you,8 +126930,451,146,"Krusty the Clown: No, no! Let me finish: I work like I drink -- alone. Or with a monkey watching me.",618000,TRUE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"No, no! Let me finish: I work like I drink -- alone. Or with a monkey watching me.",no no let me finish i work like i drink -- alone or with a monkey watching me,18 +126931,451,147,Princess Penelope: Krusty... I love you.,623000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,Krusty... I love you.,krusty i love you,4 +126960,451,176,Miss Hoover: (SIGH),761000,FALSE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +126961,451,177,(Capital City Four Seasons: ext. CAPITAL CITY four seasons - day - establishing),761000,FALSE,NA,3668,NA,Capital City Four Seasons,NA,NA,NA +126932,451,148,"Krusty the Clown: (NOT LISTENING) That way, if I pass out, he turns me on my side so-- (REALIZING) You what?!",626000,TRUE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"That way, if I pass out, he turns me on my side so-- You what?!",that way if i pass out he turns me on my side so-- you what,15 +126933,451,149,"Princess Penelope: I have loved you since I was a twelve-year-old girl, in Mineola, Long Island, watching your show.",630000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"I have loved you since I was a twelve-year-old girl, in Mineola, Long Island, watching your show.",i have loved you since i was a twelve-year-old girl in mineola long island watching your show,17 +126934,451,150,"Krusty the Clown: WDQT? They had this fat, pathetic station manager--",637000,TRUE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"WDQT? They had this fat, pathetic station manager--",wdqt they had this fat pathetic station manager--,8 +126935,451,151,Princess Penelope: That was my father.,641000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,That was my father.,that was my father,4 +126936,451,152,Krusty the Clown: Great guy.,641000,TRUE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,Great guy.,great guy,2 +126937,451,153,Princess Penelope: I still have my Krusty Klub ring.,643000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,I still have my Krusty Klub ring.,i still have my krusty klub ring,7 +126938,451,154,"Princess Penelope: I wasn't popular because I was more beautiful and friendly than everyone else. But whenever I looked at this ring, I knew I had one friend.",646000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"I wasn't popular because I was more beautiful and friendly than everyone else. But whenever I looked at this ring, I knew I had one friend.",i wasnt popular because i was more beautiful and friendly than everyone else but whenever i looked at this ring i knew i had one friend,26 +126939,451,155,Krusty the Clown: You know those rings came with a membership card.,656000,TRUE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,You know those rings came with a membership card.,you know those rings came with a membership card,9 +126940,451,156,Krusty the Clown: That's the one.,660000,TRUE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,That's the one.,thats the one,3 +126941,451,157,Krusty the Clown: Oh my God. Please don't tell me I died on the operating table again.,663000,TRUE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,Oh my God. Please don't tell me I died on the operating table again.,oh my god please dont tell me i died on the operating table again,14 +126942,451,158,"Princess Penelope: (SEDUCTIVE) You didn't. This is real, Krusty.",668000,TRUE,5528,3667,Princess Penelope,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,"You didn't. This is real, Krusty.",you didnt this is real krusty,6 +126943,451,159,Krusty the Clown: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE),668000,FALSE,139,3667,Krusty the Clown,PENELOPE'S DRESSING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +126944,451,160,(Krustylu Studios: Ext. Krustylu studios - day - establishing),681000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126945,451,161,"Krusty the Clown: Welcome to the ""Krusty and Princess Penelope Smoochie Poo I Love You Hour""! No laughs, just hugs and cuddles.",681000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"Welcome to the ""Krusty and Princess Penelope Smoochie Poo I Love You Hour""! No laughs, just hugs and cuddles.",welcome to the krusty and princess penelope smoochie poo i love you hour no laughs just hugs and cuddles,19 +126946,451,162,Milhouse Van Houten: Don't worry. Mr. Teeny's got a flaming arrow. (POINTS),690000,TRUE,25,701,Milhouse Van Houten,Krustylu Studios,Don't worry. Mr. Teeny's got a flaming arrow.,dont worry mr teenys got a flaming arrow,8 +126947,451,163,"Nelson Muntz: (DISGUSTED) Oh, yuck.",697000,TRUE,101,701,Nelson Muntz,Krustylu Studios,"Oh, yuck.",oh yuck,2 +126948,451,164,"Krusty the Clown: (SINGS TO ""THIS OLD MAN"") THIS OLD CLOWN / TEE HEE HEE / HE'S AS HAPPY AS CAN BE / 'CAUSE I GOT A GIRLFRIEND UNDER THIRTY-THREE...",704000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,THIS OLD CLOWN / TEE HEE HEE / HE'S AS HAPPY AS CAN BE / 'CAUSE I GOT A GIRLFRIEND UNDER THIRTY-THREE...,this old clown tee hee hee hes as happy as can be cause i got a girlfriend under thirty-three,19 +126949,451,165,Nelson Muntz: (BOO),704000,FALSE,101,701,Nelson Muntz,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126950,451,166,Nelson Muntz: I walked nineteen miles for this?,714000,TRUE,101,701,Nelson Muntz,Krustylu Studios,I walked nineteen miles for this?,i walked nineteen miles for this,6 +126951,451,167,Krusty the Clown: (SINGS) CAN'T YOU KIDS BE GLAD FOR ME?,717000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,CAN'T YOU KIDS BE GLAD FOR ME?,cant you kids be glad for me,7 +126952,451,168,"Lisa Simpson: (SINGING IN TIME TO ""THIS OLD MAN"") I AM HER / SHE IS ME / I'M JUST LIKE / PENELOPE...",722000,TRUE,9,701,Lisa Simpson,Krustylu Studios,I AM HER / SHE IS ME / I'M JUST LIKE / PENELOPE...,i am her she is me im just like penelope,10 +126953,451,169,Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) IT'S STILL ON / IN MY HEAD / IT WILL BE THERE TILL I'M DEAD...,729000,TRUE,9,701,Lisa Simpson,Krustylu Studios,IT'S STILL ON / IN MY HEAD / IT WILL BE THERE TILL I'M DEAD...,its still on in my head it will be there till im dead,13 +126954,451,170,Bart Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),729000,FALSE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126955,451,171,Lisa Simpson: (CONTINUES HUMMING),729000,FALSE,9,701,Lisa Simpson,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +126956,451,172,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - miss hoover's class - day),738000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +126957,451,173,"Lisa Simpson: Whether she's competing in equestrian events at the 1976 Olympics or spending her summers at Holyrood Palace, Princess Anne is truly a world leader.",738000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Whether she's competing in equestrian events at the 1976 Olympics or spending her summers at Holyrood Palace, Princess Anne is truly a world leader.",whether shes competing in equestrian events at the 1976 olympics or spending her summers at holyrood palace princess anne is truly a world leader,24 +126958,451,174,"Miss Hoover: (ANNOYED) Okay, so far, for ""Inspirational Women Day"" we've had one Princess Anne, fifteen Dianas, two baby Princess Ingrid Alexandras of Norway, and one Princess Leia.",751000,TRUE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, so far, for ""Inspirational Women Day"" we've had one Princess Anne, fifteen Dianas, two baby Princess Ingrid Alexandras of Norway, and one Princess Leia.",okay so far for inspirational women day weve had one princess anne fifteen dianas two baby princess ingrid alexandras of norway and one princess leia,25 +126962,451,178,(Spa: int. spa - massage room - continuous),761000,FALSE,NA,2498,NA,Spa,NA,NA,NA +126964,451,180,Lenny Leonard: I don't care what anyone says -- massages are relaxing!,761000,TRUE,165,2498,Lenny Leonard,Spa,I don't care what anyone says -- massages are relaxing!,i dont care what anyone says -- massages are relaxing,10 +126965,451,181,"Gator: Now If you boys sign up with Cap City Nuclear, you'll get weekly massages, plus free sushi right through the face hole!",773000,TRUE,5529,2498,Gator,Spa,"Now If you boys sign up with Cap City Nuclear, you'll get weekly massages, plus free sushi right through the face hole!",now if you boys sign up with cap city nuclear youll get weekly massages plus free sushi right through the face hole,22 +126966,451,182,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, I have some unsettling news -- three of our workers are being poached. The heart of our tug-of-war team!",786000,TRUE,14,2498,Waylon Smithers,Spa,"Sir, I have some unsettling news -- three of our workers are being poached. The heart of our tug-of-war team!",sir i have some unsettling news -- three of our workers are being poached the heart of our tug-of-war team,20 +126967,451,183,C. Montgomery Burns: No! No! This is our year! How can this be happening?,792000,TRUE,15,2498,C. Montgomery Burns,Spa,No! No! This is our year! How can this be happening?,no no this is our year how can this be happening,11 +126968,451,184,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, I'm afraid your donut-cutting measures, while reasonable, were perceived as draconian.",794000,TRUE,14,2498,Waylon Smithers,Spa,"Sir, I'm afraid your donut-cutting measures, while reasonable, were perceived as draconian.",sir im afraid your donut-cutting measures while reasonable were perceived as draconian,12 +126969,451,185,"C. Montgomery Burns: Comparing me to old Draco, eh? I'll have to do something about this.",800000,TRUE,15,2498,C. Montgomery Burns,Spa,"Comparing me to old Draco, eh? I'll have to do something about this.",comparing me to old draco eh ill have to do something about this,13 +126970,451,186,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - tv room - day),815000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +126971,451,187,Krusty the Clown: (SINGING) I WAS A PARCHED WIDDLE SEEDLING...,815000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,I WAS A PARCHED WIDDLE SEEDLING...,i was a parched widdle seedling,6 +126972,451,188,Princess Penelope: (SINGING) UNTIL YOU WERE WATERED WITH LOVE!,819000,TRUE,5528,5,Princess Penelope,Simpson Home,UNTIL YOU WERE WATERED WITH LOVE!,until you were watered with love,6 +126973,451,189,"Krusty the Clown: (IN UNISON) LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!",824000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!",love love love love love,5 +126974,451,190,Krusty the Clown: Stop the music!,831000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,Stop the music!,stop the music,3 +126975,451,191,Bart Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Thank God.,833000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank God.,thank god,2 +126976,451,192,Krusty the Clown: I'm sick and tired of this woman...not being married to me!,834000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,I'm sick and tired of this woman...not being married to me!,im sick and tired of this womannot being married to me,11 +126977,451,193,Bart Simpson: Huh?,839000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Huh?,huh,1 +126978,451,194,"Krusty the Clown: Penelope, will you be my princess bride?",840000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Penelope, will you be my princess bride?",penelope will you be my princess bride,7 +126979,451,195,"Princess Penelope: Oh, Krusty! Yes! Yes! (TRILLS)",846000,TRUE,5528,5,Princess Penelope,Simpson Home,"Oh, Krusty! Yes! Yes!",oh krusty yes yes,4 +126980,451,196,Bart Simpson: That's it -- game over.,851000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's it -- game over.,thats it -- game over,5 +126981,451,197,"Milhouse Van Houten: (OMINOUS) Is it, Bart? Is it?",853000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Is it, Bart? Is it?",is it bart is it,5 +126982,451,198,Bart Simpson: What are you talking about?,856000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +126983,451,199,"Milhouse Van Houten: A wedding is a complex thing, Bart -- it's so easy for something to go wrong.",857000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"A wedding is a complex thing, Bart -- it's so easy for something to go wrong.",a wedding is a complex thing bart -- its so easy for something to go wrong,16 +126984,451,200,"Bart Simpson: (THINKS, THEN ""GETTING IT"" GASP) Milhouse Van Houten...will you do me the honor of ruining Krusty's wedding with me?",864000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Milhouse Van Houten...will you do me the honor of ruining Krusty's wedding with me?,milhouse van houtenwill you do me the honor of ruining krustys wedding with me,14 +126985,451,201,"Milhouse Van Houten: Oh Bart, this is all happening so fast! (HUGS HIM) Let's call my mom together!",869000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Oh Bart, this is all happening so fast! Let's call my mom together!",oh bart this is all happening so fast lets call my mom together,13 +126986,451,202,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. springfield nuclear plant - entrance - evening),880000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +126987,451,203,"Homer Simpson: (NOSTALGIC) Goodbye, power plant. (CHOKED UP) I'd better get out of here before I have a meltdown.",880000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Goodbye, power plant. I'd better get out of here before I have a meltdown.",goodbye power plant id better get out of here before i have a meltdown,14 +126988,451,204,"Carl Carlson: If I hadn't had to work in you, we might've been friends.",886000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"If I hadn't had to work in you, we might've been friends.",if i hadnt had to work in you we mightve been friends,12 +126989,451,205,Lenny Leonard: So long!,890000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,So long!,so long,2 +126990,451,206,"Lenny Leonard: Oh, right.",895000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, right.",oh right,2 +126991,451,207,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. power plant - parking lot - continuous),901000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +126992,451,208,Carl Carlson: (SCARED NOISES),901000,FALSE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +126993,451,209,C. Montgomery Burns: (OMINOUS) Gentlemen...,901000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Gentlemen...,gentlemen,1 +126994,451,210,C. Montgomery Burns: (BEGS) Please don't leave me!,903000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Please don't leave me!,please dont leave me,4 +128011,455,102,Bart Simpson: I don't care!,495000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I don't care!,i dont care,3 +126995,451,211,Lenny Leonard: Sir -- I'm afraid it's too late.,906000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Sir -- I'm afraid it's too late.,sir -- im afraid its too late,7 +126996,451,212,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, I imagine Cap City's been wooing you with trips to the seashore, a Christmas goose, Spanish lemons... folderol I can't afford to match. But please, accept this little going away present.",908000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, I imagine Cap City's been wooing you with trips to the seashore, a Christmas goose, Spanish lemons... folderol I can't afford to match. But please, accept this little going away present.",oh i imagine cap citys been wooing you with trips to the seashore a christmas goose spanish lemons folderol i cant afford to match but please accept this little going away present,32 +126997,451,213,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) You can't win us back with mere donuts.,921000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You can't win us back with mere donuts.,you cant win us back with mere donuts,8 +126998,451,214,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, but these aren't just any donuts. These donuts were made the old-fashioned way: the dough is sweetened with Cuban sugar from pre-Batista plantations, then it's deep fried in the tallow of three different animals, two of which are now extinct.",924000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, but these aren't just any donuts. These donuts were made the old-fashioned way: the dough is sweetened with Cuban sugar from pre-Batista plantations, then it's deep fried in the tallow of three different animals, two of which are now extinct.",oh but these arent just any donuts these donuts were made the old-fashioned way the dough is sweetened with cuban sugar from pre-batista plantations then its deep fried in the tallow of three different animals two of which are now extinct,41 +126999,451,215,Homer Simpson: That is the most amazing donut I've ever tasted.,948000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That is the most amazing donut I've ever tasted.,that is the most amazing donut ive ever tasted,9 +127000,451,216,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, if you stay on at the Springfield Nuclear Plant, you could have one of these tasty beauties every day.",952000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, if you stay on at the Springfield Nuclear Plant, you could have one of these tasty beauties every day.",well if you stay on at the springfield nuclear plant you could have one of these tasty beauties every day,20 +127001,451,217,Homer Simpson: (TEMPTED NOISE),952000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +127002,451,218,Lenny Leonard: (WORRIED) One of these every day might kill us.,960000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,One of these every day might kill us.,one of these every day might kill us,8 +127003,451,219,Carl Carlson: Can we get a health plan to go with them?,962000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Can we get a health plan to go with them?,can we get a health plan to go with them,10 +127004,451,220,"C. Montgomery Burns: Sure, you can have a health plan... or, two donuts a day...",964000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sure, you can have a health plan... or, two donuts a day...",sure you can have a health plan or two donuts a day,12 +127005,451,221,Carl Carlson: (SUGAR-COATED MOANS OF DELIGHT/ EXHAUSTION),964000,FALSE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +127006,451,222,"Kent Brockman: Move over, Brangelina!",971000,TRUE,211,10,Kent Brockman,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Move over, Brangelina!",move over brangelina,3 +127007,451,223,"Kent Brockman: Take a back seat, Queen Latifarod!",973000,TRUE,211,10,Kent Brockman,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Take a back seat, Queen Latifarod!",take a back seat queen latifarod,6 +127008,451,224,"Kent Brockman: Because today belongs to (KRUST-ELL-OH-PEE) ""Krustelope!""",976000,TRUE,211,10,Kent Brockman,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Because today belongs to ""Krustelope!""",because today belongs to krustelope,5 +127009,451,225,"Kent Brockman: This is the fifteenth marriage for Krusty, and the first for ""Princess Penelope,"" who is not, in fact, a real princess. Her actual name is: Penelope Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan-Pocahontas.",976000,TRUE,211,10,Kent Brockman,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"This is the fifteenth marriage for Krusty, and the first for ""Princess Penelope,"" who is not, in fact, a real princess. Her actual name is: Penelope Mountbatten Hapsburg Hohenzollern Mulan-Pocahontas.",this is the fifteenth marriage for krusty and the first for princess penelope who is not in fact a real princess her actual name is penelope mountbatten hapsburg hohenzollern mulan-pocahontas,30 +127010,451,226,(Country Club Banquet Hall: ext. country club banquet hall - a little later),1005000,FALSE,NA,3669,NA,Country Club Banquet Hall,NA,NA,NA +127011,451,227,"Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: (SINGING IN HEBREW, CLEARING THROAT, THEN) Well, let's do the ceremony.",1005000,TRUE,598,3669,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Country Club Banquet Hall,"Well, let's do the ceremony.",well lets do the ceremony,5 +127012,451,228,"Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Friends, loved ones, we are gathered here today to marry a Jew and a (GLANCING AT NOTES) Congregationalist -- is that even a thing? And now, let's continue with this mockery.",1012000,TRUE,598,3669,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Country Club Banquet Hall,"Friends, loved ones, we are gathered here today to marry a Jew and a Congregationalist -- is that even a thing? And now, let's continue with this mockery.",friends loved ones we are gathered here today to marry a jew and a congregationalist -- is that even a thing and now lets continue with this mockery,28 +127013,451,229,Krusty the Clown: (LOOKS AROUND) You're not my ring bearer! What happened to the monkey?,1026000,TRUE,139,3669,Krusty the Clown,Country Club Banquet Hall,You're not my ring bearer! What happened to the monkey?,youre not my ring bearer what happened to the monkey,10 +127014,451,230,Bart Simpson: I locked him in the torah room.,1029000,TRUE,8,3669,Bart Simpson,Country Club Banquet Hall,I locked him in the torah room.,i locked him in the torah room,7 +127015,451,231,(TORAH ROOM: Int. torah room - meanwhile),1034000,FALSE,NA,3670,NA,TORAH ROOM,NA,NA,NA +127016,451,232,Mr. Teeny: (DELIGHTED SHRIEKS),1034000,FALSE,2425,3670,Mr. Teeny,TORAH ROOM,NA,NA,NA +127017,451,233,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Int. springfield retirement castle - continuous),1034000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +127018,451,234,"Krusty the Clown: (SOTTO TO BART) Kid, what's your angle? I'm trying to seal the deal over here.",1034000,TRUE,139,79,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Kid, what's your angle? I'm trying to seal the deal over here.",kid whats your angle im trying to seal the deal over here,12 +127019,451,235,"Bart Simpson: Princess, before you marry Krusty, there's someone you should meet...",1038000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Princess, before you marry Krusty, there's someone you should meet...",princess before you marry krusty theres someone you should meet,10 +127020,451,236,Bart Simpson: Holly Hippie. Krusty's sidekick in 1969 and his first wife.,1042000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Holly Hippie. Krusty's sidekick in 1969 and his first wife.,holly hippie krustys sidekick in 1969 and his first wife,10 +127021,451,237,Holly Hippie: He wouldn't let me watch the moon landing!,1047000,TRUE,5531,79,Holly Hippie,Springfield Retirement Castle,He wouldn't let me watch the moon landing!,he wouldnt let me watch the moon landing,8 +127022,451,238,Krusty the Clown: I was jealous of Neil Armstrong!,1049000,TRUE,139,79,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Retirement Castle,I was jealous of Neil Armstrong!,i was jealous of neil armstrong,6 +127023,451,239,"Bart Simpson: And his last wife, Eartha Kitt, recorded this before her untimely death.",1052000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"And his last wife, Eartha Kitt, recorded this before her untimely death.",and his last wife eartha kitt recorded this before her untimely death,12 +127024,451,240,"Milhouse Van Houten: (STEPPING UP) They were only married for six hours, but she still hated Krusty.",1056000,TRUE,25,79,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Retirement Castle,"They were only married for six hours, but she still hated Krusty.",they were only married for six hours but she still hated krusty,12 +127025,451,241,"Eartha Kitt: He was asleep for five of those hours. And the one he was awake, was a cat-tastrophe. (PURRS)",1061000,TRUE,5532,79,Eartha Kitt,Springfield Retirement Castle,"He was asleep for five of those hours. And the one he was awake, was a cat-tastrophe.",he was asleep for five of those hours and the one he was awake was a cat-tastrophe,17 +127026,451,242,"Princess Penelope: Wow, wow. This is such an eye-opener.",1068000,TRUE,5528,79,Princess Penelope,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Wow, wow. This is such an eye-opener.",wow wow this is such an eye-opener,7 +127027,451,243,Princess Penelope: I am blown away by how little this bothers me. I really love this guy.,1071000,TRUE,5528,79,Princess Penelope,Springfield Retirement Castle,I am blown away by how little this bothers me. I really love this guy.,i am blown away by how little this bothers me i really love this guy,15 +127028,451,244,Krusty the Clown: And you are the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.,1077000,TRUE,139,79,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Retirement Castle,And you are the greatest thing that's ever happened to me.,and you are the greatest thing thats ever happened to me,11 +127029,451,245,Krusty the Clown: And that's why I can't marry you.,1082000,TRUE,139,79,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Retirement Castle,And that's why I can't marry you.,and thats why i cant marry you,7 +127030,451,246,Krusty the Clown: This kid and his ugly sister are right. I won't be good enough for ya.,1085000,TRUE,139,79,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Retirement Castle,This kid and his ugly sister are right. I won't be good enough for ya.,this kid and his ugly sister are right i wont be good enough for ya,15 +127031,451,247,"Princess Penelope: You can never disappoint me. I know your past -- your mug shots, your bowling alley shoe spray addiction, your country album. They don't bother me.",1089000,TRUE,5528,79,Princess Penelope,Springfield Retirement Castle,"You can never disappoint me. I know your past -- your mug shots, your bowling alley shoe spray addiction, your country album. They don't bother me.",you can never disappoint me i know your past -- your mug shots your bowling alley shoe spray addiction your country album they dont bother me,26 +127032,451,248,Krusty the Clown: They don't?,1100000,TRUE,139,79,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Retirement Castle,They don't?,they dont,2 +127033,451,249,Princess Penelope: Don't you love me?,1102000,TRUE,5528,79,Princess Penelope,Springfield Retirement Castle,Don't you love me?,dont you love me,4 +127034,451,250,"Krusty the Clown: Princess, you're the only woman I care about enough to ditch at the altar.",1107000,TRUE,139,79,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Princess, you're the only woman I care about enough to ditch at the altar.",princess youre the only woman i care about enough to ditch at the altar,14 +127035,451,251,"Princess Penelope: (CHOKED UP) Okay Krusty, if that's how you feel. We'll always have Sideshow Mel's dressing room.",1113000,TRUE,5528,79,Princess Penelope,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Okay Krusty, if that's how you feel. We'll always have Sideshow Mel's dressing room.",okay krusty if thats how you feel well always have sideshow mels dressing room,14 +127036,451,252,Sideshow Mel: What? Ew!,1120000,TRUE,699,79,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Retirement Castle,What? Ew!,what ew,2 +127037,451,253,(SIDEWALK CAFÉ: exT. sidewalk café - paris - NIGHT),1132000,FALSE,NA,3671,NA,SIDEWALK CAFÉ,NA,NA,NA +127038,451,254,Princess Penelope: (SINGING) WE'RE AF-TER THE SAME RAINBOW'S END-- / WAITING 'ROUND THE BEND MY HUCKLEBERRY FRIEND / MOON RIVER AND ME...,1132000,TRUE,5528,3671,Princess Penelope,SIDEWALK CAFÉ,WE'RE AF-TER THE SAME RAINBOW'S END-- / WAITING 'ROUND THE BEND MY HUCKLEBERRY FRIEND / MOON RIVER AND ME...,were af-ter the same rainbows end-- waiting round the bend my huckleberry friend moon river and me,17 +127039,451,255,Princess Penelope: (SAD BUT POLITE) Merci. Merci.,1171000,TRUE,5528,3671,Princess Penelope,SIDEWALK CAFÉ,Merci. Merci.,merci merci,2 +127040,451,256,(ELSEWHERE IN PARIS: ext. elsewhere in paris - late night),1197000,FALSE,NA,3672,NA,ELSEWHERE IN PARIS,NA,NA,NA +127041,451,257,Princess Penelope: (GASPS),1197000,FALSE,5528,3672,Princess Penelope,ELSEWHERE IN PARIS,NA,NA,NA +127042,451,258,Princess Penelope: (DISAPPOINTED SIGH) Just my imagination.,1197000,TRUE,5528,3672,Princess Penelope,ELSEWHERE IN PARIS,Just my imagination.,just my imagination,3 +127043,451,259,Krusty the Clown: No it wasn't!,1199000,TRUE,139,3672,Krusty the Clown,ELSEWHERE IN PARIS,No it wasn't!,no it wasnt,3 +127044,451,260,"Krusty the Clown: I came here looking for you, and I fell off the boat! (DROWNING NOISE)",1200000,TRUE,139,3672,Krusty the Clown,ELSEWHERE IN PARIS,"I came here looking for you, and I fell off the boat!",i came here looking for you and i fell off the boat,12 +127045,451,261,Princess Penelope: (THRILLED) Krusty! My Borscht Belt Baby!,1205000,TRUE,5528,3672,Princess Penelope,ELSEWHERE IN PARIS,Krusty! My Borscht Belt Baby!,krusty my borscht belt baby,5 +127046,451,262,(SURFACE OF WATER: ext. surface of water - moments later),1211000,FALSE,NA,3673,NA,SURFACE OF WATER,NA,NA,NA +127047,451,263,Princess Penelope: You changed your mind!,1211000,TRUE,5528,3673,Princess Penelope,SURFACE OF WATER,You changed your mind!,you changed your mind,4 +127048,451,264,Krusty the Clown: (SMILES) I'd rather be a happy shnook than a noble shlumpf.,1213000,TRUE,139,3673,Krusty the Clown,SURFACE OF WATER,I'd rather be a happy shnook than a noble shlumpf.,id rather be a happy shnook than a noble shlumpf,10 +127049,452,0,(Simpson Home: Ext. SIMPSON HOUSE - evENING - esTABLISHINg),32000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127050,452,1,Marge Simpson: YOU LIKE (POE-TAY-TOE) POTATO...,32000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,YOU LIKE POTATO...,you like potato,3 +127051,452,2,Homer Simpson: AND YOU LIKE (POE-TAH-TOE) POTATO...,33000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,AND YOU LIKE POTATO...,and you like potato,4 +127052,452,3,Marge Simpson: YOU LIKE (TOE-MAY-TOE) TOMATO...,35000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,YOU LIKE TOMATO...,you like tomato,3 +127053,452,4,Homer Simpson: AND YOU LIKE (TOE-MAH-TOE) TOMATO...,35000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,AND YOU LIKE TOMATO...,and you like tomato,4 +127054,452,5,Marge Simpson: (POE-TAY-TOE) potato!,39000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,potato!,potato,1 +127055,452,6,Homer Simpson: (POE-TAH-TOE) potato!,39000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,potato!,potato,1 +127056,452,7,"Marge Simpson: (TOE-MAY-TOE, MILKING IT) TOMATO!",41000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,TOMATO!,tomato,1 +127057,452,8,"Homer Simpson: (TOE-MAH-TOE, MOUTH FULL) TOMATO!",41000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,TOMATO!,tomato,1 +127058,452,9,Marge Simpson: (BIG FINISH) LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF...ICIALLY ONNNNN!,42000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OFF...ICIALLY ONNNNN!,lets call the whole thing officially onnnnn,7 +127059,452,10,Marge Simpson: (EXTENDING SONG) AND TOAST... VALERIE AND DAAAAAVE!,48000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,AND TOAST... VALERIE AND DAAAAAVE!,and toast valerie and daaaaave,5 +127060,452,11,Homer Simpson: (CRESCENDO) TOGASAKI-ROTHMAN!,51000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,TOGASAKI-ROTHMAN!,togasaki-rothman,1 +127061,452,12,Lisa Simpson: You guys will be the hit of cousin Valerie's wedding reception!,56000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You guys will be the hit of cousin Valerie's wedding reception!,you guys will be the hit of cousin valeries wedding reception,11 +127062,452,13,"Bart Simpson: Can I just ask, who the hell says (POE-TAH-TOE) potato?",59000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Can I just ask, who the hell says potato?",can i just ask who the hell says potato,9 +127063,452,14,Homer Simpson: (DON'T BRING THAT UP) Songwriters who are stuck!,62000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Songwriters who are stuck!,songwriters who are stuck,4 +127064,452,15,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I'm still a little nervous about performing in front of all those people...",63000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I'm still a little nervous about performing in front of all those people...",homie im still a little nervous about performing in front of all those people,14 +127065,452,16,"Homer Simpson: (TO MARGE, PUTTING HIS ARM AROUND HER) Don't worry, sweetie. With me at your side, our toast will do just what it's supposed to: steal focus from the bride.",67000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, sweetie. With me at your side, our toast will do just what it's supposed to: steal focus from the bride.",dont worry sweetie with me at your side our toast will do just what its supposed to steal focus from the bride,22 +127066,452,17,Marge Simpson: (CHUCKLE),67000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127067,452,18,(Springfield Retirement Castle: ext. retirement castle - day - establishing),79000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +127068,452,19,Lisa Simpson: Why is everyone staring at static?,79000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Why is everyone staring at static?,why is everyone staring at static,6 +127069,452,20,Grampa Simpson: We don't have one of those digital conversion gizmos.,79000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,We don't have one of those digital conversion gizmos.,we dont have one of those digital conversion gizmos,9 +127070,452,21,"Old Jewish Man: I miss the history channel, dammit! How else would I know what I lived through?",83000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,"I miss the history channel, dammit! How else would I know what I lived through?",i miss the history channel dammit how else would i know what i lived through,15 +127071,452,22,Lisa Simpson: Maybe I should go out and get you guys a converter.,87000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Maybe I should go out and get you guys a converter.,maybe i should go out and get you guys a converter,11 +127072,452,23,"Grampa Simpson: Aw, that's sweet. Here's all the money we would've given to televangelists.",90000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Aw, that's sweet. Here's all the money we would've given to televangelists.",aw thats sweet heres all the money we wouldve given to televangelists,12 +127073,452,24,Lisa Simpson: Wow! How long has the TV been out?,95000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Wow! How long has the TV been out?,wow how long has the tv been out,8 +127074,452,25,Jasper Beardly: 'Bout ten minutes.,98000,TRUE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,'Bout ten minutes.,bout ten minutes,3 +127075,452,26,(Circuit Circus: Ext. CIRCUIT CIRCUS electronics store - daY - establishing),103000,FALSE,NA,3674,NA,Circuit Circus,NA,NA,NA +127076,452,27,(Electronics Store: Int. electronics store - continuous),103000,FALSE,NA,3675,NA,Electronics Store,NA,NA,NA +127077,452,28,C. Montgomery Burns: Fore!,103000,TRUE,15,3675,C. Montgomery Burns,Electronics Store,Fore!,fore,1 +127078,452,29,C. Montgomery Burns: (DELIGHTED NOISE) I feel like I'm mashing the tufty on the links at Saint Andrew's! (LAUGHS),107000,TRUE,15,3675,C. Montgomery Burns,Electronics Store,I feel like I'm mashing the tufty on the links at Saint Andrew's!,i feel like im mashing the tufty on the links at saint andrews,13 +127079,452,30,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, your cheeks are ruddy! (COY) Did you eat a sugar cube while I wasn't watching?",111000,TRUE,14,3675,Waylon Smithers,Electronics Store,"Sir, your cheeks are ruddy! Did you eat a sugar cube while I wasn't watching?",sir your cheeks are ruddy did you eat a sugar cube while i wasnt watching,15 +127204,452,155,"Lisa Simpson: All right, it's all hooked up.",634000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"All right, it's all hooked up.",all right its all hooked up,6 +127080,452,31,"C. Montgomery Burns: No, it's all thanks to this self-powered experience approximater!",115000,TRUE,15,3675,C. Montgomery Burns,Electronics Store,"No, it's all thanks to this self-powered experience approximater!",no its all thanks to this self-powered experience approximater,9 +127081,452,32,Lisa Simpson: I've never seen Mr. Burns this happy.,119000,TRUE,9,3675,Lisa Simpson,Electronics Store,I've never seen Mr. Burns this happy.,ive never seen mr burns this happy,7 +127082,452,33,Lisa Simpson: Just think what that game could do for Grampa and his friends!,123000,TRUE,9,3675,Lisa Simpson,Electronics Store,Just think what that game could do for Grampa and his friends!,just think what that game could do for grampa and his friends,12 +127083,452,34,"C. Montgomery Burns: (CONFUSED) Wait, I'm shooting at Nazis? That's not how I remember it.",132000,TRUE,15,3675,C. Montgomery Burns,Electronics Store,"Wait, I'm shooting at Nazis? That's not how I remember it.",wait im shooting at nazis thats not how i remember it,11 +127084,452,35,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear power plant - day - establishing),137000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +127085,452,36,"Homer Simpson: (INTO PHONE, SWEETLY) See you at five on the dot. Phone kisses! (KISSING NOISES)",137000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,See you at five on the dot. Phone kisses!,see you at five on the dot phone kisses,9 +127086,452,37,Lenny Leonard: (SING-SONG) Homer's got a girlfriend!,143000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Homer's got a girlfriend!,homers got a girlfriend,4 +127087,452,38,"Homer Simpson: (HANGS UP, DEFENSIVE) She's not my girlfriend. She's a girl who I married, who used to be my friend.",144000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"She's not my girlfriend. She's a girl who I married, who used to be my friend.",shes not my girlfriend shes a girl who i married who used to be my friend,16 +127088,452,39,Carl Carlson: What's your fortune say?,149000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What's your fortune say?,whats your fortune say,4 +127089,452,40,"Lenny Leonard: (READING) ""You will enjoy the company of others."" (AMAZED) Wow! That's exactly what I'm enjoying right now! Spooky.",151000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"""You will enjoy the company of others."" Wow! That's exactly what I'm enjoying right now! Spooky.",you will enjoy the company of others wow thats exactly what im enjoying right now spooky,16 +127090,452,41,"Carl Carlson: Mine says (READING) ""Something you lost will soon turn up."" (GASPS) My faith in the Lord -- it came back!",156000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Mine says ""Something you lost will soon turn up."" My faith in the Lord -- it came back!",mine says something you lost will soon turn up my faith in the lord -- it came back,18 +127091,452,42,"Homer Simpson: ""Today is your lucky day."" (ROLLS EYES) Yeah, pfft!",164000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"""Today is your lucky day."" Yeah, pfft!",today is your lucky day yeah pfft,7 +127092,452,43,"Lenny Leonard: Hey Homer, if I was you, I wouldn't be so quick to say ""pfft.""",168000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey Homer, if I was you, I wouldn't be so quick to say ""pfft.""",hey homer if i was you i wouldnt be so quick to say pfft,14 +127093,452,44,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, these cookies are on the up-and-up now, according to the only honest newspaper: the Beijing Daily Worker.",168000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, these cookies are on the up-and-up now, according to the only honest newspaper: the Beijing Daily Worker.",yeah these cookies are on the up-and-up now according to the only honest newspaper the beijing daily worker,18 +127094,452,45,Carl Carlson: See.,168000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,See.,see,1 +127095,452,46,"Lenny Leonard: If it's your lucky day, you'd be a fool not to take advantage of it.",177000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"If it's your lucky day, you'd be a fool not to take advantage of it.",if its your lucky day youd be a fool not to take advantage of it,15 +127096,452,47,"Homer Simpson: Hey, any part of a cookie you can't eat is just a waste of time-- (SLIPPING NOISE)",181000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, any part of a cookie you can't eat is just a waste of time--",hey any part of a cookie you cant eat is just a waste of time--,15 +127097,452,48,Homer Simpson: (DELIGHTED NOISE),181000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +127098,452,49,Carl Carlson: What incredible good luck!,181000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What incredible good luck!,what incredible good luck,4 +127099,452,50,Lenny Leonard: (SPOOKY) Just as the cookie foretold.,190000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Just as the cookie foretold.,just as the cookie foretold,5 +127100,452,51,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - parking lot - 5 pm),198000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +127101,452,52,"Homer Simpson: (HAPPY) Hmm, maybe this is my lucky day.",198000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hmm, maybe this is my lucky day.",hmm maybe this is my lucky day,7 +127102,452,53,"Homer Simpson: A disc? Please be compact, please be compact! (PICKS IT UP AND INSPECTS IT -- WE DON'T YET SEE THAT IT IS EMERSON, LAKE, AND PALMER) Woo-hoo!",201000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"A disc? Please be compact, please be compact! Woo-hoo!",a disc please be compact please be compact woo-hoo,9 +127103,452,54,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),206000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +127104,452,55,Homer Simpson: Here we go.,206000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Here we go.,here we go,3 +127105,452,56,(Street: Ext. Street - late afternoon),208000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +127106,452,57,"Homer Simpson: (SINGING ALONG) OOOH, WHAT A LUCKY MAN...",208000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,"OOOH, WHAT A LUCKY MAN...",oooh what a lucky man,5 +127107,452,58,(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - continuous),212000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +127108,452,59,"Homer Simpson: (SINGING ALONG) I IS! OOOH, WHAT A LUCKY MAN I IS! (SINGING ALONG WITH SYNTHESIZER SOLO) BOO-WEEE-BOO-WEEE-WEE-DOO-DOO-DEE-DEE-DOO-DOO (ETC.) (THEN, INTRIGUED NOISE AS HE SEES SOMETHING OUT THE CAR WINDOW)",212000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"I IS! OOOH, WHAT A LUCKY MAN I IS! BOO-WEEE-BOO-WEEE-WEE-DOO-DOO-DEE-DEE-DOO-DOO",i is oooh what a lucky man i is boo-weee-boo-weee-wee-doo-doo-dee-dee-doo-doo,10 +127109,452,60,(Car: ext. car - continuous),231000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +127111,452,62,"Thought Bubble Lenny: If it's your lucky day, you'd be a fool not to take advantage of it.",233000,TRUE,5282,2,Thought Bubble Lenny,Car,"If it's your lucky day, you'd be a fool not to take advantage of it.",if its your lucky day youd be a fool not to take advantage of it,15 +127112,452,63,Thought Bubble Marge: There's no time! I need you for the wedding toast!,237000,TRUE,4521,2,Thought Bubble Marge,Car,There's no time! I need you for the wedding toast!,theres no time i need you for the wedding toast,10 +127113,452,64,Thought Bubble Marge: My hair!,243000,TRUE,4521,2,Thought Bubble Marge,Car,My hair!,my hair,2 +127114,452,65,Thought Bubble Marge: (DOPPLER SCREAMS),243000,FALSE,4521,2,Thought Bubble Marge,Car,NA,NA,NA +127115,452,66,Thought Bubble Lenny: Now let's get that ticket.,246000,TRUE,5282,2,Thought Bubble Lenny,Car,Now let's get that ticket.,now lets get that ticket,5 +127116,452,67,(Kwik-E-Mart: Int. KwIK-E-MART - late afternoon),249000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +127117,452,68,"Homer Simpson: C'mon, line, move! Maybe it'll speed up if I make ""can you believe this"" noises. (MAKES ""CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS"" NOISES, SLAPS FOREHEAD) Oh for goodness sake-- (FRUSTRATED NOISES)",249000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"C'mon, line, move! Maybe it'll speed up if I make ""can you believe this"" noises. Oh for goodness sake--",cmon line move maybe itll speed up if i make can you believe this noises oh for goodness sake--,19 +127118,452,69,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Thank you, come again. Who's next? Hello",262000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Thank you, come again. Who's next? Hello",thank you come again whos next hello,7 +127119,452,70,"Homer Simpson: (FLUENT) ...Yo no creía en fortunas, pero entonces me salió una galleta...",273000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"...Yo no creía en fortunas, pero entonces me salió una galleta...",yo no creía en fortunas pero entonces me salió una galleta,11 +127120,452,71,"Bumblebee Man: Sí, sí...",277000,TRUE,908,136,Bumblebee Man,Kwik-E-Mart,"Sí, sí...",sí sí,2 +127121,452,72,"Homer Simpson: ...que decía que hoy era mi día dichoso. Primero no lo creí, pero entonces me caí contra la maquina de dulces, ay, ay, ay!",278000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"...que decía que hoy era mi día dichoso. Primero no lo creí, pero entonces me caí contra la maquina de dulces, ay, ay, ay!",que decía que hoy era mi día dichoso primero no lo creí pero entonces me caí contra la maquina de dulces ay ay ay,24 +127122,452,73,(First Church of Springfield: EXT. CHURCH - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING),286000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +127123,452,74,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: ...And now, Valerie and Dave will deliver their own vows, because my vows apparently weren't good enough. (SNEERING) Show me how it's done, Dave.",286000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"...And now, Valerie and Dave will deliver their own vows, because my vows apparently weren't good enough. Show me how it's done, Dave.",and now valerie and dave will deliver their own vows because my vows apparently werent good enough show me how its done dave,23 +127124,452,75,"Dave: ""Valerie, even though you're a ""Starbucks"" girl, and I'm a ""Seattle's Best"" guy, I know we can focus on the things we have in common -- like ""Mad Men,"" Season Two!""",298000,TRUE,517,131,Dave,First Church of Springfield,"""Valerie, even though you're a ""Starbucks"" girl, and I'm a ""Seattle's Best"" guy, I know we can focus on the things we have in common -- like ""Mad Men,"" Season Two!""",valerie even though youre a starbucks girl and im a seattles best guy i know we can focus on the things we have in common -- like mad men season two,31 +127125,452,76,Audience: (TOUCHED CHUCKLES),298000,FALSE,321,131,Audience,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +127126,452,77,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (TO SELF) I give it a year.,309000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,I give it a year.,i give it a year,5 +127127,452,78,Marge Simpson: (CONTROLLED FURY) Homer! Where are you?,311000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Homer! Where are you?,homer where are you,4 +127128,452,79,Homer Simpson: (ON PHONE) I'm almost there... I can see the church steeple in the distance...,313000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,I'm almost there... I can see the church steeple in the distance...,im almost there i can see the church steeple in the distance,12 +127129,452,80,"Homer Simpson: (LYING) Uh-oh, here comes a train.",317000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Uh-oh, here comes a train.",uh-oh here comes a train,5 +127130,452,81,Man #2: (CHUGGING SOUND) / (TRAIN WHISTLE) / (CROSSING GATE CLANG) / (CONDUCTOR PATTER AD-LIB),329000,TRUE,135,131,Man #2,First Church of Springfield,/ / /,NA,0 +127131,452,82,"Homer Simpson: (IMITATING CONDUCTOR) Tickets, please. Hey, where's your ticket? (IMITATING SCARED MAN) Leave me alone! (IMITATING CONDUCTOR) Why you little... (AD-LIBS FIGHT NOISES)",329000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Tickets, please. Hey, where's your ticket? Leave me alone! Why you little...",tickets please hey wheres your ticket leave me alone why you little,12 +127132,452,83,(Kwik-E-Mart: EXT. KWIK-E-MART - HALF AN HOUR LATER - ESTABLISHING),342000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +127133,452,84,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Good evening, Mr. Homer, how can I--",342000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Good evening, Mr. Homer, how can I--",good evening mr homer how can i--,7 +127134,452,85,Homer Simpson: No time to pretend we're friends! Lotto me!,344000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,No time to pretend we're friends! Lotto me!,no time to pretend were friends lotto me,8 +127135,452,86,"Homer Simpson: (READS QUICKLY) One, six, seventeen, twenty-two, twenty-four, thirty-five.",346000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"One, six, seventeen, twenty-two, twenty-four, thirty-five.",one six seventeen twenty-two twenty-four thirty-five,6 +127136,452,87,Homer Simpson: I did it! I'm gonna make it!,346000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,I did it! I'm gonna make it!,i did it im gonna make it,7 +127137,452,88,(Banquet Hall: ext. banquet hall - night),359000,FALSE,NA,3119,NA,Banquet Hall,NA,NA,NA +127138,452,89,"Marge Simpson: (SINGS) YOU LIKE POTATO... (PAUSE FOR HOMER'S LINE, MORE AGITATED) YOU LIKE TOMATO... (PAUSE)",359000,TRUE,1,3119,Marge Simpson,Banquet Hall,YOU LIKE POTATO... YOU LIKE TOMATO...,you like potato you like tomato,6 +127139,452,90,Audience: (UNCOMFORTABLE NOISES),359000,FALSE,321,3119,Audience,Banquet Hall,NA,NA,NA +127205,452,156,Seniors: (CONFUSED NOISES),634000,FALSE,2779,79,Seniors,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +127140,452,91,"Marge Simpson: (SINGS, HOLDING UP POTATO) POTATO... (PAUSE, THEN, HOLDING UP TOMATO) TOMATO... (PAUSE) LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING-- (SMALL SOB)",369000,TRUE,1,3119,Marge Simpson,Banquet Hall,POTATO... TOMATO... LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING--,potato tomato lets call the whole thing--,7 +127141,452,92,(Highway: ext. highway - night),379000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +127142,452,93,"Homer Simpson: I'm a-comin', Marge!",379000,TRUE,2,238,Homer Simpson,Highway,"I'm a-comin', Marge!",im a-comin marge,3 +127143,452,94,"Chief Wiggum: Let him go, Lou. Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.",383000,TRUE,71,238,Chief Wiggum,Highway,"Let him go, Lou. Someone going that fast has no time for a ticket.",let him go lou someone going that fast has no time for a ticket,14 +127144,452,95,(Banquet Hall: int. banquet hall - night),388000,FALSE,NA,3119,NA,Banquet Hall,NA,NA,NA +127145,452,96,"Marge Simpson: (CLEARS THROAT, GATHERS HERSELF, THEN:) Okay, who's ready for a wedding-theme knock-knock joke?",388000,TRUE,1,3119,Marge Simpson,Banquet Hall,"Okay, who's ready for a wedding-theme knock-knock joke?",okay whos ready for a wedding-theme knock-knock joke,8 +127146,452,97,"Marge Simpson: (TO BART, URGENT) Start the joke!",395000,TRUE,1,3119,Marge Simpson,Banquet Hall,Start the joke!,start the joke,3 +127147,452,98,"Bart Simpson: (UNSURE) Um, knock-knock?",396000,TRUE,8,3119,Bart Simpson,Banquet Hall,"Um, knock-knock?",um knock-knock,2 +127148,452,99,Marge Simpson: (STAGY) Who's there?,398000,TRUE,1,3119,Marge Simpson,Banquet Hall,Who's there?,whos there,2 +127149,452,100,Bart Simpson: I'unno.,398000,TRUE,8,3119,Bart Simpson,Banquet Hall,I'unno.,iunno,1 +127150,452,101,"Marge Simpson: (VAMPING) Did I hear ""lettuce?""",400000,TRUE,1,3119,Marge Simpson,Banquet Hall,"Did I hear ""lettuce?""",did i hear lettuce,4 +127151,452,102,"Bart Simpson: Not from me, you didn't.",401000,TRUE,8,3119,Bart Simpson,Banquet Hall,"Not from me, you didn't.",not from me you didnt,5 +127152,452,103,Marge Simpson: (STAGY) Lettuce who?,401000,TRUE,1,3119,Marge Simpson,Banquet Hall,Lettuce who?,lettuce who,2 +127153,452,104,Bart Simpson: I don't know!,405000,TRUE,8,3119,Bart Simpson,Banquet Hall,I don't know!,i dont know,3 +127154,452,105,Audience: (BOOS),405000,FALSE,321,3119,Audience,Banquet Hall,NA,NA,NA +127155,452,106,Krusty the Clown: Don't drag your kid into this!,408000,TRUE,139,3119,Krusty the Clown,Banquet Hall,Don't drag your kid into this!,dont drag your kid into this,6 +127156,452,107,Marge Simpson: (FEEBLY) Lettuce... congratulate the new couple.,410000,TRUE,1,3119,Marge Simpson,Banquet Hall,Lettuce... congratulate the new couple.,lettuce congratulate the new couple,5 +127157,452,108,Valerie: Why won't she stop?!,414000,TRUE,5533,3119,Valerie,Banquet Hall,Why won't she stop?!,why wont she stop,4 +127158,452,109,"Dave: There, there. There, there, sweetie.",418000,TRUE,517,3119,Dave,Banquet Hall,"There, there. There, there, sweetie.",there there there there sweetie,5 +127159,452,110,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - meanwhile),422000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +127160,452,111,Homer Simpson: I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!,422000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,I'm gonna make it! I'm gonna make it!,im gonna make it im gonna make it,8 +127161,452,112,Homer Simpson: I didn't make it?,426000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,I didn't make it?,i didnt make it,4 +127162,452,113,(LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN: ext. lower down mountain - continuous),432000,FALSE,NA,3676,NA,LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +127163,452,114,"Driver: Here I am, about to start my new life in Springfield!",432000,TRUE,685,3676,Driver,LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN,"Here I am, about to start my new life in Springfield!",here i am about to start my new life in springfield,11 +127164,452,115,Driver: What an idiot! This is the perfect time for my catchphrase: soon you will be mi-- --,437000,TRUE,685,3676,Driver,LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN,What an idiot! This is the perfect time for my catchphrase: soon you will be mi-- --,what an idiot this is the perfect time for my catchphrase soon you will be mi-- --,17 +127165,452,116,Homer Simpson: (SCREAM CONTINUES),437000,FALSE,2,3676,Homer Simpson,LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +127166,452,117,Homer Simpson: (SCREAM CONTINUES),437000,FALSE,2,3676,Homer Simpson,LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +127167,452,118,"Homer Simpson: (SCREAM CONTINUES, FADING)",437000,FALSE,2,3676,Homer Simpson,LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +127168,452,119,"Marge Simpson: Homie? Homie, can you hear me?",439000,TRUE,1,3676,Marge Simpson,LOWER DOWN MOUNTAIN,"Homie? Homie, can you hear me?",homie homie can you hear me,6 +127169,452,120,(Hospital Room: Int. Hospital room - continuous),455000,FALSE,NA,334,NA,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +127170,452,121,Marge Simpson: (SIGH OF RELIEF) Oh thank God you're okay!,455000,TRUE,1,334,Marge Simpson,Hospital Room,Oh thank God you're okay!,oh thank god youre okay,5 +127171,452,122,Homer Simpson: (WEAKLY) I'm alive! And surrounded by the...people I love the most in the...,459000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,I'm alive! And surrounded by the...people I love the most in the...,im alive and surrounded by thepeople i love the most in the,12 +127172,452,123,Homer Simpson: Could you scooch over a bit?,464000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Could you scooch over a bit?,could you scooch over a bit,6 +127173,452,124,Kent Brockman: Our top story: last night's big lotto winner has still not come forward.,465000,TRUE,211,334,Kent Brockman,Hospital Room,Our top story: last night's big lotto winner has still not come forward.,our top story last nights big lotto winner has still not come forward,13 +127174,452,125,"Kent Brockman: Once again, those numbers are: one, six, seventeen, twenty-two, twenty-four, and thirty-five.",470000,TRUE,211,334,Kent Brockman,Hospital Room,"Once again, those numbers are: one, six, seventeen, twenty-two, twenty-four, and thirty-five.",once again those numbers are one six seventeen twenty-two twenty-four and thirty-five,12 +127176,452,127,Kent Brockman: The mysterious winner purchased the ticket at seven-oh-seven last night.,480000,TRUE,211,334,Kent Brockman,Hospital Room,The mysterious winner purchased the ticket at seven-oh-seven last night.,the mysterious winner purchased the ticket at seven-oh-seven last night,10 +127177,452,128,Marge Simpson: Seven-oh-seven? That's exactly the moment I was furious at you for missing our toast. (TEARY) And now I'm the one who has to ask... Can you forgive me?,484000,TRUE,1,334,Marge Simpson,Hospital Room,Seven-oh-seven? That's exactly the moment I was furious at you for missing our toast. And now I'm the one who has to ask... Can you forgive me?,seven-oh-seven thats exactly the moment i was furious at you for missing our toast and now im the one who has to ask can you forgive me,27 +127178,452,129,Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE HAUGHTY) I'll try.,495000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,I'll try.,ill try,2 +127181,452,132,"Homer's Spirit: Wow, I do look pretty calm down there.",514000,TRUE,966,334,Homer's Spirit,Hospital Room,"Wow, I do look pretty calm down there.",wow i do look pretty calm down there,8 +127182,452,133,Homer's Spirit: (QUICK SCARED SCREAM),514000,FALSE,966,334,Homer's Spirit,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +127183,452,134,(Kwik-E-Mart: ext. kwik-e-mart - day),527000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +127184,452,135,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Ladies and gentlemen, the Orchard Avenue Kwik-E-Mart, birthplace of the yardstick on the doorframe that tells you how tall your robber was, is proud to announce its latest lotto victor... Mr. Barney Gumble!",527000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Ladies and gentlemen, the Orchard Avenue Kwik-E-Mart, birthplace of the yardstick on the doorframe that tells you how tall your robber was, is proud to announce its latest lotto victor... Mr. Barney Gumble!",ladies and gentlemen the orchard avenue kwik-e-mart birthplace of the yardstick on the doorframe that tells you how tall your robber was is proud to announce its latest lotto victor mr barney gumble,33 +127185,452,136,Barney Gumble: (TO CAMERAS) That's right! I bought the winning ticket! And now I can buy back all the blood I sold!,541000,TRUE,18,136,Barney Gumble,Kwik-E-Mart,That's right! I bought the winning ticket! And now I can buy back all the blood I sold!,thats right i bought the winning ticket and now i can buy back all the blood i sold,18 +127186,452,137,"Lottery Official: (CHUCKLES) Actually, after taxes, the amount you will receive is...",548000,TRUE,5534,136,Lottery Official,Kwik-E-Mart,"Actually, after taxes, the amount you will receive is...",actually after taxes the amount you will receive is,9 +127187,452,138,Uncle Sam: This money will go to partially cover the cost of a study to decide what to do with the money.,554000,TRUE,320,136,Uncle Sam,Kwik-E-Mart,This money will go to partially cover the cost of a study to decide what to do with the money.,this money will go to partially cover the cost of a study to decide what to do with the money,20 +127188,452,139,Audience: (CHEERS),554000,FALSE,321,136,Audience,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +127189,452,140,(Simpson Home: Ext. SimPSON HOUSE - back yard - day),569000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127190,452,141,"Homer Simpson: Barn, thanks for picking up the money for me.",569000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Barn, thanks for picking up the money for me.",barn thanks for picking up the money for me,9 +127191,452,142,"Homer Simpson: Now, what should I buy first? Hitler's baseball? A mirror that gives me advice?",575000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, what should I buy first? Hitler's baseball? A mirror that gives me advice?",now what should i buy first hitlers baseball a mirror that gives me advice,14 +127192,452,143,Magic Mirror: My advice is to buy Hitler's baseball.,580000,TRUE,5535,5,Magic Mirror,Simpson Home,My advice is to buy Hitler's baseball.,my advice is to buy hitlers baseball,7 +127193,452,144,"Barney Gumble: Wait a minute, Homer! You can't spend any of that money or Marge will know you lied.",583000,TRUE,18,5,Barney Gumble,Simpson Home,"Wait a minute, Homer! You can't spend any of that money or Marge will know you lied.",wait a minute homer you cant spend any of that money or marge will know you lied,17 +127194,452,145,Homer Simpson: Oh yeah.,588000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh yeah.,oh yeah,2 +127195,452,146,Homer Simpson: Marge? What are you doing?,592000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Marge? What are you doing?,marge what are you doing,5 +127196,452,147,"Marge Simpson: (WEARY) The laundry. The machine's on the fritz, and we can't afford the four hundred dollars to fix it.",594000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"The laundry. The machine's on the fritz, and we can't afford the four hundred dollars to fix it.",the laundry the machines on the fritz and we cant afford the four hundred dollars to fix it,18 +127197,452,148,"Homer Simpson: (TRAGIC) Here I am a millionaire, and I can't even help the woman who gave birth to me.",602000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Here I am a millionaire, and I can't even help the woman who gave birth to me.",here i am a millionaire and i cant even help the woman who gave birth to me,17 +127198,452,149,"Barney Gumble: Why don't you just buy things your family needs, and leave them where they'll find them?",606000,TRUE,18,5,Barney Gumble,Simpson Home,"Why don't you just buy things your family needs, and leave them where they'll find them?",why dont you just buy things your family needs and leave them where theyll find them,16 +127199,452,150,"Homer Simpson: Oh Barney, that's brilliant! Just for that, you can help yourself to anything from this tree.",612000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Barney, that's brilliant! Just for that, you can help yourself to anything from this tree.",oh barney thats brilliant just for that you can help yourself to anything from this tree,16 +127200,452,151,Barney Gumble: That's not the money tree.,617000,TRUE,18,5,Barney Gumble,Simpson Home,That's not the money tree.,thats not the money tree,5 +127201,452,152,Homer Simpson: (SUGGESTIVE) I know. It's where I hide my adult magazines.,619000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I know. It's where I hide my adult magazines.,i know its where i hide my adult magazines,9 +127202,452,153,Barney Gumble: (PLEASED NOISE),619000,FALSE,18,5,Barney Gumble,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127203,452,154,(Springfield Retirement Castle: ext. retirement castle - day - establishing),634000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +127206,452,157,Lisa Simpson: This isn't normal TV. It's a videogame that encourages activity and exercise!,640000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,This isn't normal TV. It's a videogame that encourages activity and exercise!,this isnt normal tv its a videogame that encourages activity and exercise,12 +127207,452,158,"Lisa Simpson: Please, at least try the tennis game.",646000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Please, at least try the tennis game.",please at least try the tennis game,7 +127208,452,159,Old Jewish Man: (RE: AVATAR) My puppet -- with this wand I control it how? By jumping?,652000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,My puppet -- with this wand I control it how? By jumping?,my puppet -- with this wand i control it how by jumping,12 +127209,452,160,Lisa Simpson: You use the wand like a tennis racket to hit an invisible ball.,656000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,You use the wand like a tennis racket to hit an invisible ball.,you use the wand like a tennis racket to hit an invisible ball,13 +127210,452,161,"Grampa Simpson: (DELIGHTED CHUCKLE) Look at me! I'm big Bill Tilden! (""HITS"" BALL)",661000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Look at me! I'm big Bill Tilden!,look at me im big bill tilden,7 +127211,452,162,"Old Jewish Man: (OPERATING WAND, ""HITTING"" BALL) I think I'm lookin' at a poop later.",665000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,I think I'm lookin' at a poop later.,i think im lookin at a poop later,8 +127212,452,163,(Park: Ext. park - day),673000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +127213,452,164,"Homer Simpson: Catch, boy!",673000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,"Catch, boy!",catch boy,2 +127214,452,165,Homer Simpson: (STAGY) Oops -- the Frisbee went into the bushes. Why don't you go find it?,677000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,Oops -- the Frisbee went into the bushes. Why don't you go find it?,oops -- the frisbee went into the bushes why dont you go find it,14 +127215,452,166,"Bart Simpson: You threw it, you go find it.",681000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,"You threw it, you go find it.",you threw it you go find it,7 +127216,452,167,Homer Simpson: Why you little...,683000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,Why you little...,why you little,3 +127217,452,168,Bart Simpson: Ow! There's a big box in here!,683000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,Ow! There's a big box in here!,ow theres a big box in here,7 +127218,452,169,Homer Simpson: (COY) A box? No way!,688000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,A box? No way!,a box no way,4 +127219,452,170,Homer Simpson: (COY) A new washing machine? No way!,691000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,A new washing machine? No way!,a new washing machine no way,6 +127220,452,171,Marge Simpson: (HAPPY GASP) That's just what we need! But how are we going to get it home?,694000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,That's just what we need! But how are we going to get it home?,thats just what we need but how are we going to get it home,14 +127221,452,172,Homer Simpson: (TO BART) You go rent us a truck.,698000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,You go rent us a truck.,you go rent us a truck,6 +127222,452,173,Bart Simpson: Ow!,703000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,Ow!,ow,1 +127223,452,174,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BACKYARD - DAY),757000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127224,452,175,"Homer Simpson: And now, Marge's secret benefactor is going to get her the luxury she's always dreamed of: a toaster wide enough for bagels. I'll just take out a little money from my ""local branch."" (HEARTY LAUGH)",757000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And now, Marge's secret benefactor is going to get her the luxury she's always dreamed of: a toaster wide enough for bagels. I'll just take out a little money from my ""local branch.""",and now marges secret benefactor is going to get her the luxury shes always dreamed of a toaster wide enough for bagels ill just take out a little money from my local branch,33 +127225,452,176,Homer Simpson: Hm. Not as much money as there used to be.,765000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hm. Not as much money as there used to be.,hm not as much money as there used to be,10 +127226,452,177,Bart Simpson: Homer?,773000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer?,homer,1 +127227,452,178,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),773000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127228,452,179,Bart Simpson: What are you doing?,773000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +127229,452,180,Homer Simpson: Why... I'm just...,775000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why... I'm just...,why im just,3 +127230,452,181,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),775000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127231,452,182,Homer Simpson: (MORE ANGUISHED NOISES),775000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127232,452,183,Bart Simpson: There's money in this tree. What the hell is going on?,786000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,There's money in this tree. What the hell is going on?,theres money in this tree what the hell is going on,11 +127233,452,184,"Homer Simpson: (""EXPLAINING"" GIBBERISH:) Lenny... and Carl... A fortune cookie... I ran into the candy machine... and I found an Emerson, Lake, and Palmer... (SYNTHESIZER NOISE)",790000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lenny... and Carl... A fortune cookie... I ran into the candy machine... and I found an Emerson, Lake, and Palmer...",lenny and carl a fortune cookie i ran into the candy machine and i found an emerson lake and palmer,20 +127234,452,185,"Bart Simpson: Okay, let me get this straight -- you got all this moolah, legitimately, but you're too scared to do anything fun with it?",798000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, let me get this straight -- you got all this moolah, legitimately, but you're too scared to do anything fun with it?",okay let me get this straight -- you got all this moolah legitimately but youre too scared to do anything fun with it,23 +127235,452,186,"Homer Simpson: Son, if I was interested in fun, I would've run away the day you were born.",816000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Son, if I was interested in fun, I would've run away the day you were born.",son if i was interested in fun i wouldve run away the day you were born,16 +127236,452,187,"Bart Simpson: Look man, you've got to enjoy yourself a little. You work hard, or at least you're out of the house a lot.",820000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look man, you've got to enjoy yourself a little. You work hard, or at least you're out of the house a lot.",look man youve got to enjoy yourself a little you work hard or at least youre out of the house a lot,22 +127237,452,188,Homer Simpson: (THINKS) You're right. I have been acting like Telethon Jerry Lewis when I should've been acting like rest-of-the-year Jerry Lewis. Will you teach me how to put myself first?,826000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You're right. I have been acting like Telethon Jerry Lewis when I should've been acting like rest-of-the-year Jerry Lewis. Will you teach me how to put myself first?,youre right i have been acting like telethon jerry lewis when i shouldve been acting like rest-of-the-year jerry lewis will you teach me how to put myself first,28 +127238,452,189,Bart Simpson: And how.,835000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,And how.,and how,2 +127239,452,190,Moe Szyslak: Not so fast!,837000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Not so fast!,not so fast,3 +127240,452,191,Bart Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),837000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127241,452,192,Moe Szyslak: (MENACING) Don't forget my cut.,840000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Don't forget my cut.,dont forget my cut,4 +127242,452,193,Homer Simpson: Um... your cut of what?,842000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Um... your cut of what?,um your cut of what,5 +127243,452,194,"Moe Szyslak: I don't know. I just go around sayin' that, in the hope it'll be applicable. I'll be on my way now.",843000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"I don't know. I just go around sayin' that, in the hope it'll be applicable. I'll be on my way now.",i dont know i just go around sayin that in the hope itll be applicable ill be on my way now,21 +127244,452,195,Moe Szyslak: (FADING) On my way.,849000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,On my way.,on my way,3 +127245,452,196,(SPORTS ARENA: Ext. Sports arena - night -),856000,FALSE,NA,3190,NA,SPORTS ARENA,NA,NA,NA +127246,452,197,(STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA: Int. Staples Center-type arena - night),856000,FALSE,NA,3677,NA,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,NA,NA,NA +127247,452,198,Bart Simpson: Wait!,856000,TRUE,8,3677,Bart Simpson,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,Wait!,wait,1 +127248,452,199,Bart Simpson: I have to go to the bathroom!,857000,TRUE,8,3677,Bart Simpson,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,I have to go to the bathroom!,i have to go to the bathroom,7 +127249,452,200,"Chris Martin: So... where you from, Homer?",862000,TRUE,5536,3677,Chris Martin,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,"So... where you from, Homer?",so where you from homer,5 +127250,452,201,Homer Simpson: Here. (SIPS BEER),865000,TRUE,2,3677,Homer Simpson,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,Here.,here,1 +127251,452,202,Homer Simpson: Wait!,869000,TRUE,2,3677,Homer Simpson,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,Wait!,wait,1 +127252,452,203,"Chris Martin: (TIRED) Yes, Homer?",870000,TRUE,5536,3677,Chris Martin,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,"Yes, Homer?",yes homer,2 +127253,452,204,Homer Simpson: (COYLY) Do you think you could use someone like me in your band?,871000,TRUE,2,3677,Homer Simpson,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,Do you think you could use someone like me in your band?,do you think you could use someone like me in your band,12 +127254,452,205,Chris Martin: Yeah. Come on up. You can play the tambourine.,874000,TRUE,5536,3677,Chris Martin,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,Yeah. Come on up. You can play the tambourine.,yeah come on up you can play the tambourine,9 +127255,452,206,"Homer Simpson: (WITH ATTITUDE) I said someone like me, I didn't say me.",876000,TRUE,2,3677,Homer Simpson,STAPLES CENTER-TYPE ARENA,"I said someone like me, I didn't say me.",i said someone like me i didnt say me,9 +127256,452,207,(ZERO-G JET: Ext. zero-g jet - day),884000,FALSE,NA,3678,NA,ZERO-G JET,NA,NA,NA +127257,452,208,"Pilot: (ON P.A.) Here we go, folks -- the ultimate zero-gravity experience!",884000,TRUE,526,3678,Pilot,ZERO-G JET,"Here we go, folks -- the ultimate zero-gravity experience!",here we go folks -- the ultimate zero-gravity experience,9 +127258,452,209,"Homer Simpson: (GIGGLES) Look at me! I'm flying, like Superman's dog!",890000,TRUE,2,3678,Homer Simpson,ZERO-G JET,"Look at me! I'm flying, like Superman's dog!",look at me im flying like supermans dog,8 +127259,452,210,Homer Simpson: Race you to the cockpit!,894000,TRUE,2,3678,Homer Simpson,ZERO-G JET,Race you to the cockpit!,race you to the cockpit,5 +127260,452,211,Homer Simpson: (REPEATED BELCHES),894000,FALSE,2,3678,Homer Simpson,ZERO-G JET,NA,NA,NA +127261,452,212,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Int. Retirement caSTLE - TV LOUNGE - day),906000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +127262,452,213,Grampa Simpson: I'm gonna call you Benson and Hedges 'cause you're gettin' smoked!,906000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I'm gonna call you Benson and Hedges 'cause you're gettin' smoked!,im gonna call you benson and hedges cause youre gettin smoked,11 +127263,452,214,"Jasper Beardly: Lisa, thanks to your new whatsis, we're as fit as fiddles.",914000,TRUE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Lisa, thanks to your new whatsis, we're as fit as fiddles.",lisa thanks to your new whatsis were as fit as fiddles,11 +127264,452,215,Grampa Simpson: (CALLING OUT) Nurse -- another round of waters in your finest paper cups!,917000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Nurse -- another round of waters in your finest paper cups!,nurse -- another round of waters in your finest paper cups,11 +127265,452,216,Jasper Beardly: (RUBBING SHOULDER) And I'm gonna need a little Ben Gay for this shoulder.,926000,TRUE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,And I'm gonna need a little Ben Gay for this shoulder.,and im gonna need a little ben gay for this shoulder,11 +127266,452,217,Old Italian Man: I'd like a fresh pair of socks tomorrow.,927000,TRUE,5317,79,Old Italian Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,I'd like a fresh pair of socks tomorrow.,id like a fresh pair of socks tomorrow,8 +127267,452,218,Old Italian Man: A matching pair.,931000,TRUE,5317,79,Old Italian Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,A matching pair.,a matching pair,3 +127268,452,219,Grampa Simpson: I want to put salt on things!,933000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I want to put salt on things!,i want to put salt on things,7 +127269,452,220,Old Italian Man: Tell me what my name is!,934000,TRUE,5317,79,Old Italian Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,Tell me what my name is!,tell me what my name is,6 +127270,452,221,Old Jewish Man: Take away my roommate! He's dead!,936000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,Take away my roommate! He's dead!,take away my roommate hes dead,6 +127271,452,222,(ZERO-G JET: ext. zero-g jet - evening),942000,FALSE,NA,3678,NA,ZERO-G JET,NA,NA,NA +127272,452,223,"Pilot: Folks, it's time for our final run.",942000,TRUE,526,3678,Pilot,ZERO-G JET,"Folks, it's time for our final run.",folks its time for our final run,7 +127273,452,224,Bart Simpson: No way! I wanna go a million more times!,942000,TRUE,8,3678,Bart Simpson,ZERO-G JET,No way! I wanna go a million more times!,no way i wanna go a million more times,9 +127274,452,225,Homer Simpson: Sorry boy. You have school tomorrow.,946000,TRUE,2,3678,Homer Simpson,ZERO-G JET,Sorry boy. You have school tomorrow.,sorry boy you have school tomorrow,6 +127275,452,226,"Bart Simpson: (BRATTY) Rich kids don't need school! When I grow up, you can buy an apartment building and make me the super.",948000,TRUE,8,3678,Bart Simpson,ZERO-G JET,"Rich kids don't need school! When I grow up, you can buy an apartment building and make me the super.",rich kids dont need school when i grow up you can buy an apartment building and make me the super,20 +127276,452,227,"Homer Simpson: With that attitude, you'll never super in one of my buildings!",953000,TRUE,2,3678,Homer Simpson,ZERO-G JET,"With that attitude, you'll never super in one of my buildings!",with that attitude youll never super in one of my buildings,11 +127277,452,228,"Homer Simpson: Boy, I am through spoiling you. First thing tomorrow you're going back to the rotten life you've always enjoyed.",956000,TRUE,2,3678,Homer Simpson,ZERO-G JET,"Boy, I am through spoiling you. First thing tomorrow you're going back to the rotten life you've always enjoyed.",boy i am through spoiling you first thing tomorrow youre going back to the rotten life youve always enjoyed,19 +127278,452,229,"Bart Simpson: Oh yeah? (IN HIS FACE) If you don't keep splashing the cash, I'm gonna tell Mom that it's thanks to you she made the first bad wedding toast ever.",962000,TRUE,8,3678,Bart Simpson,ZERO-G JET,"Oh yeah? If you don't keep splashing the cash, I'm gonna tell Mom that it's thanks to you she made the first bad wedding toast ever.",oh yeah if you dont keep splashing the cash im gonna tell mom that its thanks to you she made the first bad wedding toast ever,26 +127279,452,230,"Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP, THEN, ENRAGED) Blackmail your father in space, will you?!",970000,TRUE,2,3678,Homer Simpson,ZERO-G JET,"Blackmail your father in space, will you?!",blackmail your father in space will you,7 +127280,452,231,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISES/CHUCKLES),970000,FALSE,8,3678,Bart Simpson,ZERO-G JET,NA,NA,NA +127281,452,232,(Springfield Retirement Castle: INT. retiREMENT CASTLE - TV LOUNGE - day),992000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +127282,452,233,Seniors: (BRAIN-DEAD MOANING NOISES),992000,FALSE,2779,79,Seniors,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +127283,452,234,Lisa Simpson: Why is the TV back on? What happened to the videogame?,992000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Why is the TV back on? What happened to the videogame?,why is the tv back on what happened to the videogame,11 +127284,452,235,"Nurse: Oh, the videogame. You'd think it'd be dishwasher-safe, but it wasn't.",995000,TRUE,237,79,Nurse,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Oh, the videogame. You'd think it'd be dishwasher-safe, but it wasn't.",oh the videogame youd think itd be dishwasher-safe but it wasnt,11 +127285,452,236,Lisa Simpson: Why would you put it in the dishwasher?,999000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Why would you put it in the dishwasher?,why would you put it in the dishwasher,8 +127286,452,237,Lisa Simpson: (REALIZING GASP) You ruined it on purpose. You want the old folks to be zombies -- because it makes your jobs easier!,1005000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,You ruined it on purpose. You want the old folks to be zombies -- because it makes your jobs easier!,you ruined it on purpose you want the old folks to be zombies -- because it makes your jobs easier,20 +127287,452,238,"2nd Nurse: Ooh, excuse us. We tried to make the worst job in the world easier.",1010000,TRUE,5537,79,2nd Nurse,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Ooh, excuse us. We tried to make the worst job in the world easier.",ooh excuse us we tried to make the worst job in the world easier,14 +127288,452,239,"Lisa Simpson: (TAKEN ABACK) Well, I agree it's not the most pleasant job in the world, but...",1016000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Well, I agree it's not the most pleasant job in the world, but...",well i agree its not the most pleasant job in the world but,13 +127289,452,240,Nurse: Don't forget the low pay and the constant presence of death.,1019000,TRUE,237,79,Nurse,Springfield Retirement Castle,Don't forget the low pay and the constant presence of death.,dont forget the low pay and the constant presence of death,11 +127290,452,241,"Lisa Simpson: (SPUTTERS) Well, you still should have let them have their fun!",1021000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Well, you still should have let them have their fun!",well you still should have let them have their fun,10 +127291,452,242,Nurse: They should've had their fun before they got here.,1023000,TRUE,237,79,Nurse,Springfield Retirement Castle,They should've had their fun before they got here.,they shouldve had their fun before they got here,9 +127292,452,243,(Simpson Home: Ext. SiMPSON HOUSE - evENING - estABLISHING),1032000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127293,452,244,Marge Simpson: Who's ready for Panini?,1032000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Who's ready for Panini?,whos ready for panini,4 +127294,452,245,(Dining Room: Int. diNING ROOM - cONTINUOUS),1035000,FALSE,NA,260,NA,Dining Room,NA,NA,NA +127295,452,246,"Homer Simpson: Up -- that's my chair, boy.",1035000,TRUE,2,260,Homer Simpson,Dining Room,"Up -- that's my chair, boy.",up -- thats my chair boy,6 +127296,452,247,"Bart Simpson: (ARCH) No problem. I'll just sit here, closer to Mom's ear. (LEANS CLOSE TO MARGE) Mom, how do you think we really got that Panini Press?",1036000,TRUE,8,260,Bart Simpson,Dining Room,"No problem. I'll just sit here, closer to Mom's ear. Mom, how do you think we really got that Panini Press?",no problem ill just sit here closer to moms ear mom how do you think we really got that panini press,21 +127297,452,248,Marge Simpson: I thought the government sent it to us as part of the stimulus package. At least that's what the letter said.,1043000,TRUE,1,260,Marge Simpson,Dining Room,I thought the government sent it to us as part of the stimulus package. At least that's what the letter said.,i thought the government sent it to us as part of the stimulus package at least thats what the letter said,21 +127298,452,249,"Bart Simpson: Well actually, Mom--",1051000,TRUE,8,260,Bart Simpson,Dining Room,"Well actually, Mom--",well actually mom--,3 +127390,453,41,"Marge Simpson: I'm not a dude, I'm a hottie!",156000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,"I'm not a dude, I'm a hottie!",im not a dude im a hottie,7 +127299,452,250,"Homer Simpson: (GRITTED TEETH) Um, on second thought, boy, why don't you take my chair?",1052000,TRUE,2,260,Homer Simpson,Dining Room,"Um, on second thought, boy, why don't you take my chair?",um on second thought boy why dont you take my chair,11 +127300,452,251,"Marge Simpson: So Bart, how's your big school presentation coming along?",1057000,TRUE,1,260,Marge Simpson,Dining Room,"So Bart, how's your big school presentation coming along?",so bart hows your big school presentation coming along,9 +127301,452,252,"Bart Simpson: Oh great, (POINTED) now that Dad's gonna star in it.",1061000,TRUE,8,260,Bart Simpson,Dining Room,"Oh great, now that Dad's gonna star in it.",oh great now that dads gonna star in it,9 +127302,452,253,Homer Simpson: I agreed to no such thing!,1063000,TRUE,2,260,Homer Simpson,Dining Room,I agreed to no such thing!,i agreed to no such thing,6 +127303,452,254,Bart Simpson: Mo-om...,1065000,TRUE,8,260,Bart Simpson,Dining Room,Mo-om...,mo-om,1 +127304,452,255,Homer Simpson: Where and what time?,1066000,TRUE,2,260,Homer Simpson,Dining Room,Where and what time?,where and what time,4 +127305,452,256,"Bart Simpson: Homeroom, eight a.m.",1066000,TRUE,8,260,Bart Simpson,Dining Room,"Homeroom, eight a.m.",homeroom eight am,3 +127306,452,257,Homer Simpson: Never!,1068000,TRUE,2,260,Homer Simpson,Dining Room,Never!,never,1 +127307,452,258,Bart Simpson: Mo-om...,1068000,TRUE,8,260,Bart Simpson,Dining Room,Mo-om...,mo-om,1 +127308,452,259,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) What do I wear?,1070000,TRUE,2,260,Homer Simpson,Dining Room,What do I wear?,what do i wear,4 +127309,452,260,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - mrs. krabappel's class - day),1072000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127310,452,261,"Bart Simpson: Behold, Neanderthal man -- our ugliest, stupidest ancestor!",1072000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Behold, Neanderthal man -- our ugliest, stupidest ancestor!",behold neanderthal man -- our ugliest stupidest ancestor,8 +127311,452,262,Kids: (CHUCKLE),1072000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127312,452,263,"Bart Simpson: Come on, missing link. Put on a show.",1077000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Come on, missing link. Put on a show.",come on missing link put on a show,8 +127313,452,264,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS NEANDERTHAL GROWLS),1077000,FALSE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127314,452,265,Bart Simpson: Make a fire! Be scared of the fire! Evolve! Evolve! Get religious about a bird you see! Sprain your ankle and know it's a death sentence!,1085000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Make a fire! Be scared of the fire! Evolve! Evolve! Get religious about a bird you see! Sprain your ankle and know it's a death sentence!,make a fire be scared of the fire evolve evolve get religious about a bird you see sprain your ankle and know its a death sentence,26 +127315,452,266,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Very good, Bart.",1098000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Very good, Bart.",very good bart,3 +127316,452,267,Bart Simpson: Can I get extra credit for a caveman break dance?,1099000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Can I get extra credit for a caveman break dance?,can i get extra credit for a caveman break dance,10 +127317,452,268,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Of course.,1101000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Of course.,of course,2 +127318,452,269,Homer Simpson: (EXHAUSTED SIGH),1101000,FALSE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127319,452,270,Homer Simpson: (HALFHEARTED CAVEMAN BREAK DANCE NOISES),1101000,FALSE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127320,452,271,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - living room - day),1116000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127321,452,272,Bart Simpson: Homer! I need you to rickshaw me to soccer practice!,1116000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer! I need you to rickshaw me to soccer practice!,homer i need you to rickshaw me to soccer practice,10 +127322,452,273,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Fine. Let me just get my harness pads.,1120000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. Let me just get my harness pads.,fine let me just get my harness pads,8 +127323,452,274,Bart Simpson: (TAPPING WATCH) No time.,1124000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No time.,no time,2 +127324,452,275,(Streets Of Springfield: ext. streets of springfield - day),1133000,FALSE,NA,1523,NA,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +127325,452,276,"Homer Simpson: Boy, this has gone too far -- I quit! As soon as I finish these oats.",1133000,TRUE,2,1523,Homer Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"Boy, this has gone too far -- I quit! As soon as I finish these oats.",boy this has gone too far -- i quit as soon as i finish these oats,16 +127326,452,277,"Bart Simpson: Hey, hey, hey. Let's not get crazy. If you quit, I'm telling Mom everything.",1138000,TRUE,8,1523,Bart Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"Hey, hey, hey. Let's not get crazy. If you quit, I'm telling Mom everything.",hey hey hey lets not get crazy if you quit im telling mom everything,14 +127327,452,278,Homer Simpson: Not if I tell her first.,1143000,TRUE,2,1523,Homer Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,Not if I tell her first.,not if i tell her first,6 +127328,452,279,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) Now how am I supposed to get to soccer practice?,1148000,TRUE,8,1523,Bart Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,Now how am I supposed to get to soccer practice?,now how am i supposed to get to soccer practice,10 +127329,452,280,"Bart Simpson: Hey Milhouse, want a turn pulling my rickshaw?",1150000,TRUE,8,1523,Bart Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"Hey Milhouse, want a turn pulling my rickshaw?",hey milhouse want a turn pulling my rickshaw,8 +127330,452,281,"Milhouse Van Houten: Okay, but just 'cause I'm your best friend, don't be afraid to use that whip.",1152000,TRUE,25,1523,Milhouse Van Houten,Streets Of Springfield,"Okay, but just 'cause I'm your best friend, don't be afraid to use that whip.",okay but just cause im your best friend dont be afraid to use that whip,15 +127331,452,282,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I'm taking off the blindfold...",1157000,TRUE,2,1523,Homer Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"Okay, I'm taking off the blindfold...",okay im taking off the blindfold,6 +127332,452,283,(HOT AIR BALLOON: Ext. HOT AIR Balloon - day),1162000,FALSE,NA,2870,NA,HOT AIR BALLOON,NA,NA,NA +127333,452,284,Homer Simpson: Surprised?,1162000,TRUE,2,2870,Homer Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,Surprised?,surprised,1 +127334,452,285,"Marge Simpson: Well, I kind of got a clue when I heard that ""ballooning safety"" video.",1163000,TRUE,1,2870,Marge Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,"Well, I kind of got a clue when I heard that ""ballooning safety"" video.",well i kind of got a clue when i heard that ballooning safety video,14 +127335,452,286,"Homer Simpson: Marge, soaring above the forgiving beauty of nature, I have something to confess. Um... (STEELS HIMSELF) I wasn't there for that wedding toast because... I was buying a lottery ticket.",1167000,TRUE,2,2870,Homer Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,"Marge, soaring above the forgiving beauty of nature, I have something to confess. Um... I wasn't there for that wedding toast because... I was buying a lottery ticket.",marge soaring above the forgiving beauty of nature i have something to confess um i wasnt there for that wedding toast because i was buying a lottery ticket,28 +127336,452,287,Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED) You were what?!,1178000,TRUE,1,2870,Marge Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,You were what?!,you were what,3 +127337,452,288,Homer Simpson: You have a right to be angry. Furious! And even though that ticket won a million dollars and--,1179000,TRUE,2,2870,Homer Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,You have a right to be angry. Furious! And even though that ticket won a million dollars and--,you have a right to be angry furious and even though that ticket won a million dollars and--,18 +127338,452,289,Marge Simpson: (HAPPILY) We've got a million dollars?! Screw the toast!,1184000,TRUE,1,2870,Marge Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,We've got a million dollars?! Screw the toast!,weve got a million dollars screw the toast,8 +127339,452,290,"Homer Simpson: Uh, yes, well, um... taxes took out a lot... I spent a ton on those things for the family... and um, I didn't know you could rent a balloon...",1187000,TRUE,2,2870,Homer Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,"Uh, yes, well, um... taxes took out a lot... I spent a ton on those things for the family... and um, I didn't know you could rent a balloon...",uh yes well um taxes took out a lot i spent a ton on those things for the family and um i didnt know you could rent a balloon,29 +127340,452,291,Marge Simpson: (BIG SIGH) So we're right back where we used to be.,1197000,TRUE,1,2870,Marge Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,So we're right back where we used to be.,so were right back where we used to be,9 +127341,452,292,"Homer Simpson: (UPBEAT) Yes, but I have one more thing to show you.",1200000,TRUE,2,2870,Homer Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,"Yes, but I have one more thing to show you.",yes but i have one more thing to show you,10 +127342,452,293,Marge Simpson: (BLOWN AWAY) Oh my God!,1204000,TRUE,1,2870,Marge Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,Oh my God!,oh my god,3 +127343,452,294,"Homer Simpson: Marge, those groves of cherry blossoms will bloom every year, (SNEAKILY SWEET) to remind the world of the sweetest, most forgiving woman who ever lived... am I off the hook?",1208000,TRUE,2,2870,Homer Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,"Marge, those groves of cherry blossoms will bloom every year, to remind the world of the sweetest, most forgiving woman who ever lived... am I off the hook?",marge those groves of cherry blossoms will bloom every year to remind the world of the sweetest most forgiving woman who ever lived am i off the hook,28 +127344,452,295,Marge Simpson: YOU LIKE (POE-TAY-TOE) POTATO...,1219000,TRUE,1,2870,Marge Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,YOU LIKE POTATO...,you like potato,3 +127345,452,296,Homer Simpson: AND YOU LIKE (POE-TAH-TOE) POTATO...,1222000,TRUE,2,2870,Homer Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,AND YOU LIKE POTATO...,and you like potato,4 +127346,452,297,Marge Simpson: YOU LIKE (TOE-MAY-TOE) TOMATO...,1225000,TRUE,1,2870,Marge Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,YOU LIKE TOMATO...,you like tomato,3 +127347,452,298,Homer Simpson: AND YOU LIKE (TOE-MAH-TOE) TOMATO...,1228000,TRUE,2,2870,Homer Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,AND YOU LIKE TOMATO...,and you like tomato,4 +127348,452,299,"Marge Simpson: SO IF YOU GO FOR OYSTERS AND I GO FOR ERSTERS, I'LL ORDER OYSTERS AND CANCEL THE ERSTERS / FOR WE KNOW WE NEED EACH OTHER SO WE / BETTER CALL THE CALLING OFF OFF, /(BIG FINISH) LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OOOOOFFF!",1232000,TRUE,1,2870,Marge Simpson,HOT AIR BALLOON,"SO IF YOU GO FOR OYSTERS AND I GO FOR ERSTERS, I'LL ORDER OYSTERS AND CANCEL THE ERSTERS / FOR WE KNOW WE NEED EACH OTHER SO WE / BETTER CALL THE CALLING OFF OFF, / LET'S CALL THE WHOLE THING OOOOOFFF!",so if you go for oysters and i go for ersters ill order oysters and cancel the ersters for we know we need each other so we better call the calling off off lets call the whole thing ooooofff,39 +127349,453,0,(Simpson Home: Ext. SIMPSON HOUSE - NIGHT - establishing),28000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127350,453,1,"Marge Simpson: Okay kids, time to apply the final ""date night"" touch. Lisa, spray just a hint of perfume on my neck, Bart, you tell me this dress doesn't make me look fat. And... now!",28000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay kids, time to apply the final ""date night"" touch. Lisa, spray just a hint of perfume on my neck, Bart, you tell me this dress doesn't make me look fat. And... now!",okay kids time to apply the final date night touch lisa spray just a hint of perfume on my neck bart you tell me this dress doesnt make me look fat and now,33 +127351,453,2,Bart Simpson: You don't look fat.,40000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't look fat.,you dont look fat,4 +127352,453,3,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED) Thank you.,41000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank you.,thank you,2 +127353,453,4,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. springfield nuclear power plant - night - establishing),43000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +127354,453,5,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear power plant - homer's workstation - continuous),43000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +127355,453,6,"Carl Carlson: (PROMPTED) Homer, you don't look fat.",43000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Homer, you don't look fat.",homer you dont look fat,5 +127356,453,7,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Carl, you're a liar, but I love it.",46000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Carl, you're a liar, but I love it.",carl youre a liar but i love it,8 +127357,453,8,Lenny Leonard: Date night: it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.,50000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Date night: it's the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose.,date night its the embalming fluid that keeps the mummy of a marriage fresh after the heart and brain have been pulled out through the nose,26 +127358,453,9,Carl Carlson: (RUEFUL) I never shoulda given you that Egyptology book.,57000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I never shoulda given you that Egyptology book.,i never shoulda given you that egyptology book,8 +127359,453,10,"C. Montgomery Burns: Gentlemen, I'm afraid we've detected a small leak somewhere in the heavy water piping facility.",61000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Gentlemen, I'm afraid we've detected a small leak somewhere in the heavy water piping facility.",gentlemen im afraid weve detected a small leak somewhere in the heavy water piping facility,15 +127360,453,11,C. Montgomery Burns: Don't leave until you find that leak!,66000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Don't leave until you find that leak!,dont leave until you find that leak,7 +127361,453,12,"Homer Simpson: Uh, Mr. Burns, couldn't we patch the leak tomorrow? It's date night.",69000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, Mr. Burns, couldn't we patch the leak tomorrow? It's date night.",uh mr burns couldnt we patch the leak tomorrow its date night,12 +127362,453,13,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, indeed it is. Tonight I will be continuing my courtship of Princess Wilhelmina of Prussia.",73000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, indeed it is. Tonight I will be continuing my courtship of Princess Wilhelmina of Prussia.",oh indeed it is tonight i will be continuing my courtship of princess wilhelmina of prussia,16 +127363,453,14,"C. Montgomery Burns: (TO HOMER, CONFIDENTIALLY) Tonight's the night I pop the question: where's the Kaiser's gold? Now get to work on that leak!",80000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Tonight's the night I pop the question: where's the Kaiser's gold? Now get to work on that leak!,tonights the night i pop the question wheres the kaisers gold now get to work on that leak,18 +127364,453,15,Homer Simpson: (SAD SIGH),80000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +127365,453,16,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - late at night - establishing),93000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127366,453,17,"Announcer: We now return to ""The Real Housewives of Shelbyville.""",93000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"We now return to ""The Real Housewives of Shelbyville.""",we now return to the real housewives of shelbyville,9 +127367,453,18,"Brassy Housewife: Angelo stood me up on date night, so I showed him: I had one of my boobs reduced.",93000,TRUE,5538,5,Brassy Housewife,Simpson Home,"Angelo stood me up on date night, so I showed him: I had one of my boobs reduced.",angelo stood me up on date night so i showed him i had one of my boobs reduced,18 +127368,453,19,"2nd Brassy Housewife: You're one smart cookie, Rosemary. That left boob was too good for him.",103000,TRUE,5539,5,2nd Brassy Housewife,Simpson Home,"You're one smart cookie, Rosemary. That left boob was too good for him.",youre one smart cookie rosemary that left boob was too good for him,13 +127369,453,20,2nd Brassy Housewife: We're appalling!,109000,TRUE,5539,5,2nd Brassy Housewife,Simpson Home,We're appalling!,were appalling,2 +127370,453,21,"Homer Simpson: I'm sorry I missed dinner, honey. We still have time to catch a movie. That can be romantic.",111000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry I missed dinner, honey. We still have time to catch a movie. That can be romantic.",im sorry i missed dinner honey we still have time to catch a movie that can be romantic,18 +127371,453,22,Marge Simpson: Really? (A LITTLE SKEPTICAL) How romantic?,114000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? How romantic?,really how romantic,3 +127372,453,23,Homer Simpson: (SUAVE) It'll make a walk on the beach seem like a punch in the face.,118000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It'll make a walk on the beach seem like a punch in the face.,itll make a walk on the beach seem like a punch in the face,14 +127373,453,24,Marge Simpson: (SWOONS),118000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127374,453,25,(Aztec Theater: Ext. aztec theater - night - establishing),127000,FALSE,NA,332,NA,Aztec Theater,NA,NA,NA +127375,453,26,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Did you call the furnace man?,127000,TRUE,332,332,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Aztec Theater,Did you call the furnace man?,did you call the furnace man,6 +127376,453,27,Bernice Hibbert: You said you were gonna call him.,128000,TRUE,2089,332,Bernice Hibbert,Aztec Theater,You said you were gonna call him.,you said you were gonna call him,7 +127377,453,28,Dr. Julius Hibbert: He's your cousin!,128000,TRUE,332,332,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Aztec Theater,He's your cousin!,hes your cousin,3 +127378,453,29,"Gil Gunderson: (SUCKING, CRUNCHING NOISES)",128000,FALSE,2369,332,Gil Gunderson,Aztec Theater,NA,NA,NA +127379,453,30,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Well maybe we can just get through the winter without heat!,131000,TRUE,332,332,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Aztec Theater,Well maybe we can just get through the winter without heat!,well maybe we can just get through the winter without heat,11 +127380,453,31,Bernice Hibbert: Guess I'll have to take care of this like I took care of your speeding tickets.,131000,TRUE,2089,332,Bernice Hibbert,Aztec Theater,Guess I'll have to take care of this like I took care of your speeding tickets.,guess ill have to take care of this like i took care of your speeding tickets,16 +127381,453,32,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) It's so noisy in here! I can't hear the ad telling everyone to be quiet!,131000,TRUE,1,332,Marge Simpson,Aztec Theater,It's so noisy in here! I can't hear the ad telling everyone to be quiet!,its so noisy in here i cant hear the ad telling everyone to be quiet,15 +127382,453,33,"Homer Simpson: Hey, we came here to enjoy the movie and we're going to enjoy the movie.",144000,TRUE,2,332,Homer Simpson,Aztec Theater,"Hey, we came here to enjoy the movie and we're going to enjoy the movie.",hey we came here to enjoy the movie and were going to enjoy the movie,15 +127383,453,34,Homer Simpson: We're outta here.,148000,TRUE,2,332,Homer Simpson,Aztec Theater,We're outta here.,were outta here,3 +127384,453,35,(Highway: ext. highway - night),150000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +127385,453,36,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),150000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +127386,453,37,Marge Simpson: This isn't fair! I want romance!,150000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,This isn't fair! I want romance!,this isnt fair i want romance,6 +127387,453,38,Homer Simpson: How about bromance?,152000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,How about bromance?,how about bromance,3 +127388,453,39,Marge Simpson: It's not the same.,154000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,It's not the same.,its not the same,4 +127389,453,40,Homer Simpson: (UPSET) Dude...,155000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Dude...,dude,1 +128012,455,103,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - hallway - afternoon),506000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127391,453,42,Homer Simpson: (TURNED-ON) This bromance just got interesting.,158000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,This bromance just got interesting.,this bromance just got interesting,5 +127392,453,43,"Marge Simpson: (CONSIDERING, THEN GASP) Ooh, ice skating.",163000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,"Ooh, ice skating.",ooh ice skating,3 +127393,453,44,Marge Simpson: A sport that encourages hand-holding.,165000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,A sport that encourages hand-holding.,a sport that encourages hand-holding,5 +127394,453,45,Homer Simpson: (SLY) Would you like to wear mittens or go commando?,168000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Would you like to wear mittens or go commando?,would you like to wear mittens or go commando,9 +127395,453,46,Marge Simpson: (CHARMED GIGGLE),168000,FALSE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +127396,453,47,(SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK: Int. SprinGFIELD ICE RINK - night),175000,FALSE,NA,3679,NA,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,NA,NA,NA +127397,453,48,Homer Simpson: (SURPRISED DISAPPOINTED NOISE),175000,FALSE,2,3679,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,NA,NA,NA +127398,453,49,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Sorry, no skating tonight.",175000,TRUE,923,3679,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"Sorry, no skating tonight.",sorry no skating tonight,4 +127399,453,50,"Homer Simpson: What, they come here on Saturday night to clean the ice? Losers.",181000,TRUE,2,3679,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"What, they come here on Saturday night to clean the ice? Losers.",what they come here on saturday night to clean the ice losers,12 +127400,453,51,Seymour Skinner: Actually...,185000,TRUE,3,3679,Seymour Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,Actually...,actually,1 +127401,453,52,"Seymour Skinner: (ENTHUSIASTIC) ...It's called ""curling."" Players slide the heavy stones toward the circle, or ""house...""",185000,TRUE,3,3679,Seymour Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"...It's called ""curling."" Players slide the heavy stones toward the circle, or ""house...""",its called curling players slide the heavy stones toward the circle or house,13 +127402,453,53,Seymour Skinner: ...as teammates control the direction and speed of the stone by sweeping in front of it with a special broom.,185000,TRUE,3,3679,Seymour Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,...as teammates control the direction and speed of the stone by sweeping in front of it with a special broom.,as teammates control the direction and speed of the stone by sweeping in front of it with a special broom,20 +127403,453,54,"Homer Simpson: Marge, this is perfect for both of us! It's got bowling for me and sweeping for you!",194000,TRUE,2,3679,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"Marge, this is perfect for both of us! It's got bowling for me and sweeping for you!",marge this is perfect for both of us its got bowling for me and sweeping for you,17 +127404,453,55,Seymour Skinner: Maybe you'd like to give it a try?,199000,TRUE,3,3679,Seymour Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,Maybe you'd like to give it a try?,maybe youd like to give it a try,8 +127405,453,56,"Homer Simpson: Let us curl, M'lady. Let us throw and sweep a'twain until the Heavens themselves drop their jaws in wonder and envy! And afterwards there'll be beer, and cocoa, with marshmallows floating in the foam. And if, from now till the end of time, someone should ask what we were doing on the eve of the seventeenth of November, we shall proclaim that WE WERE CURLING!",205000,TRUE,2,3679,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"Let us curl, M'lady. Let us throw and sweep a'twain until the Heavens themselves drop their jaws in wonder and envy! And afterwards there'll be beer, and cocoa, with marshmallows floating in the foam. And if, from now till the end of time, someone should ask what we were doing on the eve of the seventeenth of November, we shall proclaim that WE WERE CURLING!",let us curl mlady let us throw and sweep atwain until the heavens themselves drop their jaws in wonder and envy and afterwards therell be beer and cocoa with marshmallows floating in the foam and if from now till the end of time someone should ask what we were doing on the eve of the seventeenth of november we shall proclaim that we were curling,65 +127406,453,57,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED) This is what you're like when you don't drink!,230000,TRUE,1,3679,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,This is what you're like when you don't drink!,this is what youre like when you dont drink,9 +127407,453,58,Agnes Skinner: (TO MARGE) Young woman! Where'd you learn to sweep like that?,258000,TRUE,192,3679,Agnes Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,Young woman! Where'd you learn to sweep like that?,young woman whered you learn to sweep like that,9 +127408,453,59,Marge Simpson: (OFFHAND) I've been training all my life. I once swept red wine off a white carpet.,262000,TRUE,1,3679,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,I've been training all my life. I once swept red wine off a white carpet.,ive been training all my life i once swept red wine off a white carpet,15 +127409,453,60,"Agnes Skinner: I like your style, Blue. Wanna join our team?",267000,TRUE,192,3679,Agnes Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"I like your style, Blue. Wanna join our team?",i like your style blue wanna join our team,9 +127410,453,61,Marge Simpson: If Homer can join with me.,270000,TRUE,1,3679,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,If Homer can join with me.,if homer can join with me,6 +127411,453,62,"Agnes Skinner: (ROLLS EYES, THEN:) Fine. (POINTS O.S.) You two are off the team.",272000,TRUE,192,3679,Agnes Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,Fine. You two are off the team.,fine you two are off the team,7 +127412,453,63,"Chief Wiggum: (SADLY) I see. Well, I guess we can return these bodysuits to the store.",274000,TRUE,71,3679,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"I see. Well, I guess we can return these bodysuits to the store.",i see well i guess we can return these bodysuits to the store,13 +127413,453,64,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),281000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127414,453,65,"Marge Simpson: So we'd just thrown a biter, and Homer said to kick harder off the hack. So I did... and I almost fouled the hog line!",281000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"So we'd just thrown a biter, and Homer said to kick harder off the hack. So I did... and I almost fouled the hog line!",so wed just thrown a biter and homer said to kick harder off the hack so i did and i almost fouled the hog line,25 +127415,453,66,Marge Simpson: (LAUGH),281000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127416,453,67,"Bart Simpson: Exciting, exciting. I just have one question: is curling a real thing?",290000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Exciting, exciting. I just have one question: is curling a real thing?",exciting exciting i just have one question is curling a real thing,12 +127537,453,188,Bart Simpson: Are you sure you're okay?,844000,TRUE,8,3684,Bart Simpson,Vancouver,Are you sure you're okay?,are you sure youre okay,5 +127417,453,68,Lisa Simpson: Yeah. Or is it just a cover story for a grownup thing we're not allowed to know about?,294000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah. Or is it just a cover story for a grownup thing we're not allowed to know about?,yeah or is it just a cover story for a grownup thing were not allowed to know about,18 +127418,453,69,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, like the time you said Dad was taking a weekend leadership seminar, when he was really stuck in a barrel at the junkyard?",298000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, like the time you said Dad was taking a weekend leadership seminar, when he was really stuck in a barrel at the junkyard?",yeah like the time you said dad was taking a weekend leadership seminar when he was really stuck in a barrel at the junkyard,24 +127419,453,70,Homer Simpson: Curling is real.,304000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Curling is real.,curling is real,3 +127420,453,71,Marge Simpson: The realest thing I've ever done.,306000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The realest thing I've ever done.,the realest thing ive ever done,6 +127421,453,72,(Simpson Living Room: Int. Simpson living room - seconds later),313000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +127422,453,73,"Bart Simpson: Principal Skinner?! This is bogus, man. You know the rules: two letters and a conference before I get a home visit.",313000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Principal Skinner?! This is bogus, man. You know the rules: two letters and a conference before I get a home visit.",principal skinner this is bogus man you know the rules two letters and a conference before i get a home visit,21 +127423,453,74,"Seymour Skinner: Bart, my cargo pants indicate that I'm not here on school business. I'm here on ""cool"" business, i.e. curling.",320000,TRUE,3,25,Seymour Skinner,Simpson Living Room,"Bart, my cargo pants indicate that I'm not here on school business. I'm here on ""cool"" business, i.e. curling.",bart my cargo pants indicate that im not here on school business im here on cool business ie curling,19 +127424,453,75,"Marge Simpson: Hey, look who ""slid"" into our ""house."" (CHUCKLES)",325000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Hey, look who ""slid"" into our ""house.""",hey look who slid into our house,7 +127425,453,76,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Great curling reference.,329000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Great curling reference.,great curling reference,3 +127426,453,77,"Marge Simpson: What's up, Seymour?",331000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"What's up, Seymour?",whats up seymour,3 +127427,453,78,"Seymour Skinner: Astonishing news out of Eau Claire, Wisconsin: the Olympic Committee has announced that Mixed Curling will be a Demonstration Event at the Winter Olympics!",332000,TRUE,3,25,Seymour Skinner,Simpson Living Room,"Astonishing news out of Eau Claire, Wisconsin: the Olympic Committee has announced that Mixed Curling will be a Demonstration Event at the Winter Olympics!",astonishing news out of eau claire wisconsin the olympic committee has announced that mixed curling will be a demonstration event at the winter olympics,24 +127428,453,79,Homer Simpson: There's a Winter Olympics?,339000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,There's a Winter Olympics?,theres a winter olympics,4 +127429,453,80,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES),339000,FALSE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +127430,453,81,"Marge Simpson: Homer, while you were imagining what the Winter Olympics were, Seymour said we were all going to the Olympic trials!",351000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Homer, while you were imagining what the Winter Olympics were, Seymour said we were all going to the Olympic trials!",homer while you were imagining what the winter olympics were seymour said we were all going to the olympic trials,20 +127431,453,82,"Homer Simpson: Olympic trials, eh?",358000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Olympic trials, eh?",olympic trials eh,3 +127432,453,83,Marge Simpson: He usually stays out like this for about thirty seconds. Want some coffee?,361000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,He usually stays out like this for about thirty seconds. Want some coffee?,he usually stays out like this for about thirty seconds want some coffee,13 +127433,453,84,"Seymour Skinner: Mmm, that'd be great.",366000,TRUE,3,25,Seymour Skinner,Simpson Living Room,"Mmm, that'd be great.",mmm thatd be great,4 +127434,453,85,(SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK: INT. SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK - night),371000,FALSE,NA,3679,NA,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,NA,NA,NA +127435,453,86,"Agnes Skinner: (TO SEYMOUR) Terrible, Seymour! You're a disgrace to frozen water!",371000,TRUE,192,3679,Agnes Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"Terrible, Seymour! You're a disgrace to frozen water!",terrible seymour youre a disgrace to frozen water,8 +127436,453,87,Marge Simpson: You love your son. How can you be so hard on him?,376000,TRUE,1,3679,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,You love your son. How can you be so hard on him?,you love your son how can you be so hard on him,12 +127437,453,88,"Agnes Skinner: Marge, love has nothing to do with winning. Believe me, I know...",379000,TRUE,192,3679,Agnes Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ICE RINK,"Marge, love has nothing to do with winning. Believe me, I know...",marge love has nothing to do with winning believe me i know,12 +127438,453,89,(Train Station: Ext. train station - 1951 - flashback),385000,FALSE,NA,375,NA,Train Station,NA,NA,NA +127439,453,90,"Agnes Skinner: I was in love with a soldier boy, on leave from Korea. It was a fifties-style romance, three minutes of sex and a lifetime of regret.",385000,TRUE,192,375,Agnes Skinner,Train Station,"I was in love with a soldier boy, on leave from Korea. It was a fifties-style romance, three minutes of sex and a lifetime of regret.",i was in love with a soldier boy on leave from korea it was a fifties-style romance three minutes of sex and a lifetime of regret,26 +127440,453,91,Agnes Skinner: He went back to his war and I went back to my dream: pole vaulting in the Helsinki Olympics.,398000,TRUE,192,375,Agnes Skinner,Train Station,He went back to his war and I went back to my dream: pole vaulting in the Helsinki Olympics.,he went back to his war and i went back to my dream pole vaulting in the helsinki olympics,19 +127441,453,92,"Agnes Skinner: But, there was a bump in the road...",404000,TRUE,192,375,Agnes Skinner,Train Station,"But, there was a bump in the road...",but there was a bump in the road,8 +127442,453,93,Agnes Skinner: (DISGUSTED) A bump named Seymour!,407000,TRUE,192,375,Agnes Skinner,Train Station,A bump named Seymour!,a bump named seymour,4 +127475,453,126,Seymour Skinner: Someone has to convert that kinetic energy back into potential!,550000,TRUE,3,3683,Seymour Skinner,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,Someone has to convert that kinetic energy back into potential!,someone has to convert that kinetic energy back into potential,10 +127443,453,94,"Agnes Skinner: The whole nine months, Seymour had just laid there like a lump. Then this pre-natal nitwit decides to do his Rockettes impression.",410000,TRUE,192,375,Agnes Skinner,Train Station,"The whole nine months, Seymour had just laid there like a lump. Then this pre-natal nitwit decides to do his Rockettes impression.",the whole nine months seymour had just laid there like a lump then this pre-natal nitwit decides to do his rockettes impression,22 +127444,453,95,(Mrs. Skinner's Womb: int. mrs. skinner's womb - continuous),422000,FALSE,NA,3680,NA,Mrs. Skinner's Womb,NA,NA,NA +127445,453,96,"Crowd: (SHOCKED, DISAPPOINTED GASPS)",422000,FALSE,75,3680,Crowd,Mrs. Skinner's Womb,NA,NA,NA +127446,453,97,"Agnes Skinner: Before he was even born, he ruined my life.",422000,TRUE,192,3680,Agnes Skinner,Mrs. Skinner's Womb,"Before he was even born, he ruined my life.",before he was even born he ruined my life,9 +127447,453,98,"Seymour Skinner: Yes, that involuntary pre-conscious reflex I made in utero was unforgivable.",426000,TRUE,3,3680,Seymour Skinner,Mrs. Skinner's Womb,"Yes, that involuntary pre-conscious reflex I made in utero was unforgivable.",yes that involuntary pre-conscious reflex i made in utero was unforgivable,11 +127448,453,99,"Agnes Skinner: (TO MARGE) The point is, don't let your feelings get in the way of winning. They don't give out medals for being a loving wife.",432000,TRUE,192,3680,Agnes Skinner,Mrs. Skinner's Womb,"The point is, don't let your feelings get in the way of winning. They don't give out medals for being a loving wife.",the point is dont let your feelings get in the way of winning they dont give out medals for being a loving wife,23 +127449,453,100,"Marge Simpson: Well, they should.",439000,TRUE,1,3680,Marge Simpson,Mrs. Skinner's Womb,"Well, they should.",well they should,3 +127450,453,101,"Agnes Skinner: Well, they don't!",440000,TRUE,192,3680,Agnes Skinner,Mrs. Skinner's Womb,"Well, they don't!",well they dont,3 +127451,453,102,(Denver: ext. denver - broomfield event center - day - establishing),456000,FALSE,NA,3681,NA,Denver,NA,NA,NA +127452,453,103,Curly #1: (BARKS AT BANNER),456000,FALSE,5540,3681,Curly #1,Denver,NA,NA,NA +127453,453,104,Curlys: (SLEEPING NOISES),456000,FALSE,5541,3681,Curlys,Denver,NA,NA,NA +127454,453,105,Curly #3: (AGONIZED SCREAMS),456000,FALSE,5542,3681,Curly #3,Denver,NA,NA,NA +127455,453,106,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, wise guys, eh?",456000,TRUE,17,3681,Moe Szyslak,Denver,"Oh, wise guys, eh?",oh wise guys eh,4 +127456,453,107,(BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER: Int. broomfield event center - conTINUOUS),461000,FALSE,NA,3682,NA,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,NA,NA,NA +127457,453,108,"Homer Simpson: Sweep! Sweep! Left, right! Left, right! Back-and-forth!",461000,TRUE,2,3682,Homer Simpson,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,"Sweep! Sweep! Left, right! Left, right! Back-and-forth!",sweep sweep left right left right back-and-forth,7 +127458,453,109,Lisa Simpson: Excuse me? I think this fell off your hat. (HANDS HER THE PIN),467000,TRUE,9,3682,Lisa Simpson,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Excuse me? I think this fell off your hat.,excuse me i think this fell off your hat,9 +127459,453,110,"Girl: Oh, thanks. That's ""Chilbert."" One of the four Winter Games mascots.",471000,TRUE,555,3682,Girl,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,"Oh, thanks. That's ""Chilbert."" One of the four Winter Games mascots.",oh thanks thats chilbert one of the four winter games mascots,11 +127460,453,111,Girl: Would you like it? I've got doubles.,475000,TRUE,555,3682,Girl,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Would you like it? I've got doubles.,would you like it ive got doubles,7 +127461,453,112,Lisa Simpson: Thank you!,477000,TRUE,9,3682,Lisa Simpson,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Thank you!,thank you,2 +127462,453,113,Girl: Just beware. Collecting Olympic pins can be kind of... addictive.,479000,TRUE,555,3682,Girl,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Just beware. Collecting Olympic pins can be kind of... addictive.,just beware collecting olympic pins can be kind of addictive,10 +127463,453,114,Lisa Simpson: (SLIGHT CHUCKLE) Come on. They're just pins. (GIGGLES),483000,TRUE,9,3682,Lisa Simpson,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Come on. They're just pins.,come on theyre just pins,5 +127464,453,115,Lisa Simpson: But he does look lonely all by himself...,489000,TRUE,9,3682,Lisa Simpson,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,But he does look lonely all by himself...,but he does look lonely all by himself,8 +127465,453,116,Olympic Pins: (ENTICING) Buy us! Buy us with money!,494000,TRUE,5543,3682,Olympic Pins,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Buy us! Buy us with money!,buy us buy us with money,6 +127466,453,117,"Lisa Simpson: One Labatty, please.",499000,TRUE,9,3682,Lisa Simpson,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,"One Labatty, please.",one labatty please,3 +127467,453,118,Pin Dealer: (CHUCKLES) Looks like we hooked another one.,504000,TRUE,5544,3682,Pin Dealer,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Looks like we hooked another one.,looks like we hooked another one,6 +127468,453,119,BALD MIDGET: (HERVÉ VILLECHAIZE VOICE) Please let me go back to the cruise ship. I was Chief Purser.,507000,TRUE,5545,3682,BALD MIDGET,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Please let me go back to the cruise ship. I was Chief Purser.,please let me go back to the cruise ship i was chief purser,13 +127469,453,120,"Pin Dealer: Never! Now get back in character, Monsieur Wee Wee.",511000,TRUE,5544,3682,Pin Dealer,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,"Never! Now get back in character, Monsieur Wee Wee.",never now get back in character monsieur wee wee,9 +127470,453,121,BALD MIDGET: Some day I'll be the tall guy.,514000,TRUE,5545,3682,BALD MIDGET,BROOMFIELD EVENT CENTER,Some day I'll be the tall guy.,some day ill be the tall guy,7 +127471,453,122,(BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA: Int. Broomfield ice arena - later that day),529000,FALSE,NA,3683,NA,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,NA,NA,NA +127472,453,123,Lisa Simpson: All Dad needs to do is put his stone inside that circle and they win.,529000,TRUE,9,3683,Lisa Simpson,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,All Dad needs to do is put his stone inside that circle and they win.,all dad needs to do is put his stone inside that circle and they win,15 +127473,453,124,Lisa Simpson: Oh my God! Dad threw too hard!,536000,TRUE,9,3683,Lisa Simpson,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,Oh my God! Dad threw too hard!,oh my god dad threw too hard,7 +127474,453,125,"Seymour Skinner: That stone is coming in like a rocket! It's gotta be going four, maybe five miles an hour!",544000,TRUE,3,3683,Seymour Skinner,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,"That stone is coming in like a rocket! It's gotta be going four, maybe five miles an hour!",that stone is coming in like a rocket its gotta be going four maybe five miles an hour,18 +127476,453,127,Lisa Simpson: Yay!,550000,TRUE,9,3683,Lisa Simpson,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,Yay!,yay,1 +127477,453,128,Marge Simpson: (ECSTATIC) Homie! We're going to Vancouver!,571000,TRUE,1,3683,Marge Simpson,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,Homie! We're going to Vancouver!,homie were going to vancouver,5 +127478,453,129,Homer Simpson: Pack your winter coat! We're going to Canada's warmest city!,574000,TRUE,2,3683,Homer Simpson,BROOMFIELD ICE ARENA,Pack your winter coat! We're going to Canada's warmest city!,pack your winter coat were going to canadas warmest city,10 +127479,453,130,(Vancouver: Ext. Vancouver - highway - day),592000,FALSE,NA,3684,NA,Vancouver,NA,NA,NA +127480,453,131,(Vancouver Street: Ext. Vancouver street - day),592000,FALSE,NA,3685,NA,Vancouver Street,NA,NA,NA +127481,453,132,Medicine Woman: (THROAT SINGING),592000,FALSE,5546,3685,Medicine Woman,Vancouver Street,NA,NA,NA +127482,453,133,"Marge Simpson: Homer, who's that?",592000,TRUE,1,3685,Marge Simpson,Vancouver Street,"Homer, who's that?",homer whos that,3 +127483,453,134,Homer Simpson: She used to be my therapist.,593000,TRUE,2,3685,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Street,She used to be my therapist.,she used to be my therapist,6 +127484,453,135,Medicine Woman: (THROAT SINGING),593000,FALSE,5546,3685,Medicine Woman,Vancouver Street,NA,NA,NA +127485,453,136,Homer Simpson: (CALLING) How can I ever thank you?,609000,TRUE,2,3685,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Street,How can I ever thank you?,how can i ever thank you,6 +127486,453,137,Medicine Woman: Pay your bill!,611000,TRUE,5546,3685,Medicine Woman,Vancouver Street,Pay your bill!,pay your bill,3 +127487,453,138,Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER) I couldn't hear the last thing you said! Goodbye forever!,612000,TRUE,2,3685,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Street,I couldn't hear the last thing you said! Goodbye forever!,i couldnt hear the last thing you said goodbye forever,10 +127488,453,139,(Vancouver: Int. Vancouver - bc place stadium - tv booth - that night),614000,FALSE,NA,3684,NA,Vancouver,NA,NA,NA +127489,453,140,"Bob Costas: Bob Costas at the two thousand ten Vancouver Games! For the Beijing games, China picked famed director Zhang Yimou to stage its Opening Ceremony. Tonight, Canada turns to its most famous director: Ivan Reitman -- the man who brought us ""Ghostbusters""!",614000,TRUE,5547,3684,Bob Costas,Vancouver,"Bob Costas at the two thousand ten Vancouver Games! For the Beijing games, China picked famed director Zhang Yimou to stage its Opening Ceremony. Tonight, Canada turns to its most famous director: Ivan Reitman -- the man who brought us ""Ghostbusters""!",bob costas at the two thousand ten vancouver games for the beijing games china picked famed director zhang yimou to stage its opening ceremony tonight canada turns to its most famous director ivan reitman -- the man who brought us ghostbusters,41 +127490,453,141,P.A. Announcer: Who you gonna call? Albania!,629000,TRUE,286,3684,P.A. Announcer,Vancouver,Who you gonna call? Albania!,who you gonna call albania,5 +127491,453,142,P.A. Announcer: Who you gonna call? Algeria! Who you gonna call? Argentina!,634000,TRUE,286,3684,P.A. Announcer,Vancouver,Who you gonna call? Algeria! Who you gonna call? Argentina!,who you gonna call algeria who you gonna call argentina,10 +127492,453,143,(Vancouver Olympic Stadium: Int. VancouVER OLYMPIC STADIUM - much later),641000,FALSE,NA,3686,NA,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,NA,NA,NA +127493,453,144,"P.A. Announcer: (TIRED, RASPY) Who you gonna call? Zimbabwe. (SIGHS) And now, not competing but observing: Who you gonna call? Angola...",641000,TRUE,286,3686,P.A. Announcer,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,"Who you gonna call? Zimbabwe. And now, not competing but observing: Who you gonna call? Angola...",who you gonna call zimbabwe and now not competing but observing who you gonna call angola,16 +127494,453,145,Crowd: (CHEERS),641000,FALSE,75,3686,Crowd,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,NA,NA,NA +127495,453,146,"P.A. Announcer: And now, in the Olympic spirit of peace and goodwill, we release the Canadian dove -- the beaver.",654000,TRUE,286,3686,P.A. Announcer,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,"And now, in the Olympic spirit of peace and goodwill, we release the Canadian dove -- the beaver.",and now in the olympic spirit of peace and goodwill we release the canadian dove -- the beaver,18 +127496,453,147,Lumberjack: (DOPPLER) This was all preventable!,670000,TRUE,4831,3686,Lumberjack,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,This was all preventable!,this was all preventable,4 +127497,453,148,(Vancouver: eXT. vANCOUVER - OLYMPIC VILLAGE - DAY),675000,FALSE,NA,3684,NA,Vancouver,NA,NA,NA +127498,453,149,(Olympic Village: Int. Olympic village - lisa's room - continuous),675000,FALSE,NA,3687,NA,Olympic Village,NA,NA,NA +127499,453,150,"Bart Simpson: Hey Lis, wanna come with? I'm snowboarding with my new Canadian friend, Milhoose.",675000,TRUE,8,3687,Bart Simpson,Olympic Village,"Hey Lis, wanna come with? I'm snowboarding with my new Canadian friend, Milhoose.",hey lis wanna come with im snowboarding with my new canadian friend milhoose,13 +127500,453,151,"Milhoose: (CANADIAN ACCENT) Hey, Bort. Your sister's hotter than a Calgary brush-fire. Mind if I ask her oot?",680000,TRUE,5548,3687,Milhoose,Olympic Village,"Hey, Bort. Your sister's hotter than a Calgary brush-fire. Mind if I ask her oot?",hey bort your sisters hotter than a calgary brush-fire mind if i ask her oot,15 +127501,453,152,"Lisa Simpson: Sorry, but I was planning to stop by the Olympic Pin Center to fill in a few small gaps in my collection. Y'know, just to get me through the day.",684000,TRUE,9,3687,Lisa Simpson,Olympic Village,"Sorry, but I was planning to stop by the Olympic Pin Center to fill in a few small gaps in my collection. Y'know, just to get me through the day.",sorry but i was planning to stop by the olympic pin center to fill in a few small gaps in my collection yknow just to get me through the day,30 +127502,453,153,Milhoose: She's as loony as a one dollar coin.,692000,TRUE,5548,3687,Milhoose,Olympic Village,She's as loony as a one dollar coin.,shes as loony as a one dollar coin,8 +127503,453,154,"Canadian Nelson: (CANADIAN ACCENT) Hey, hoser. Want some Canadian Club?",695000,TRUE,5549,3687,Canadian Nelson,Olympic Village,"Hey, hoser. Want some Canadian Club?",hey hoser want some canadian club,6 +127504,453,155,Milhoose: (EXCITED) Do I!,698000,TRUE,5548,3687,Milhoose,Olympic Village,Do I!,do i,2 +127505,453,156,Canadian Nelson: (À LA HAW-HAW) Hoo-hoo!,699000,TRUE,5549,3687,Canadian Nelson,Olympic Village,Hoo-hoo!,hoo-hoo,1 +127506,453,157,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS TO ""OLD MACDONALD"") OH, A PORK BAO, A SHRIMP BAO, EVERYWHERE A BAO BAO / HOMER SIMPSON WINS A GOLD / SLIDING ROCKS ON ICE... BAO BAO!",701000,TRUE,2,3687,Homer Simpson,Olympic Village,"OH, A PORK BAO, A SHRIMP BAO, EVERYWHERE A BAO BAO / HOMER SIMPSON WINS A GOLD / SLIDING ROCKS ON ICE... BAO BAO!",oh a pork bao a shrimp bao everywhere a bao bao homer simpson wins a gold sliding rocks on ice bao bao,22 +127507,453,158,"Agnes Skinner: Marge, we need to talk about your husband.",710000,TRUE,192,3687,Agnes Skinner,Olympic Village,"Marge, we need to talk about your husband.",marge we need to talk about your husband,8 +127508,453,159,Marge Simpson: My favorite subject. I'll go first. Isn't he cute?,713000,TRUE,1,3687,Marge Simpson,Olympic Village,My favorite subject. I'll go first. Isn't he cute?,my favorite subject ill go first isnt he cute,9 +127509,453,160,"Agnes Skinner: A little. But as an Olympic curler, he's dragging us down like an anchor on a bag of toasters.",716000,TRUE,192,3687,Agnes Skinner,Olympic Village,"A little. But as an Olympic curler, he's dragging us down like an anchor on a bag of toasters.",a little but as an olympic curler hes dragging us down like an anchor on a bag of toasters,19 +127510,453,161,Marge Simpson: But Homer tries his best.,723000,TRUE,1,3687,Marge Simpson,Olympic Village,But Homer tries his best.,but homer tries his best,5 +127511,453,162,"Agnes Skinner: We know. That's why we're positive he'll never get any better. I had one Olympics ruined by a bald, drooling idiot but it's not gonna happen again. (GESTURES TO SEYMOUR)",725000,TRUE,192,3687,Agnes Skinner,Olympic Village,"We know. That's why we're positive he'll never get any better. I had one Olympics ruined by a bald, drooling idiot but it's not gonna happen again.",we know thats why were positive hell never get any better i had one olympics ruined by a bald drooling idiot but its not gonna happen again,27 +127512,453,163,Seymour Skinner: (SNAPPING) I was not bald! My fontanel was covered by lanugo!,734000,TRUE,3,3687,Seymour Skinner,Olympic Village,I was not bald! My fontanel was covered by lanugo!,i was not bald my fontanel was covered by lanugo,10 +127513,453,164,Agnes Skinner: Whatever. We want Homer off the team.,737000,TRUE,192,3687,Agnes Skinner,Olympic Village,Whatever. We want Homer off the team.,whatever we want homer off the team,7 +127514,453,165,Marge Simpson: Well who made you the coach?,740000,TRUE,1,3687,Marge Simpson,Olympic Village,Well who made you the coach?,well who made you the coach,6 +127515,453,166,Agnes Skinner: The hat makes me the coach.,742000,TRUE,192,3687,Agnes Skinner,Olympic Village,The hat makes me the coach.,the hat makes me the coach,6 +127516,453,167,"Marge Simpson: Well, Homer's my soul mate! And you don't dump a soul mate!",744000,TRUE,1,3687,Marge Simpson,Olympic Village,"Well, Homer's my soul mate! And you don't dump a soul mate!",well homers my soul mate and you dont dump a soul mate,12 +127517,453,168,"Homer Simpson: Oh my God, I'm holding back the team. But our marriage is based on curling. What am I gonna do?",748000,TRUE,2,3687,Homer Simpson,Olympic Village,"Oh my God, I'm holding back the team. But our marriage is based on curling. What am I gonna do?",oh my god im holding back the team but our marriage is based on curling what am i gonna do,20 +127518,453,169,(SKI JUMP: Ext. ski jump - day),754000,FALSE,NA,3688,NA,SKI JUMP,NA,NA,NA +127519,453,170,(Olympic Village: Ext. Olympic Village - Homer and marge's apartment - day),754000,FALSE,NA,3687,NA,Olympic Village,NA,NA,NA +127520,453,171,Homer Simpson: Hm...,754000,TRUE,2,3687,Homer Simpson,Olympic Village,Hm...,hm,1 +127521,453,172,Maggie Simpson: (SUCKS PACIFIER),754000,FALSE,105,3687,Maggie Simpson,Olympic Village,NA,NA,NA +127522,453,173,(Vancouver Street: Ext. Vancouver street - PIN TRADING DISTRICT - day),780000,FALSE,NA,3685,NA,Vancouver Street,NA,NA,NA +127523,453,174,"Lisa Simpson: Oh my gosh. It's the mascot from the 1924 games in (""SHAM-ON-EE"") Chamonix!",780000,TRUE,9,3685,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver Street,Oh my gosh. It's the mascot from the 1924 games in Chamonix!,oh my gosh its the mascot from the 1924 games in chamonix,12 +127524,453,175,"Pin Dealer: That's right, it's Ennui, himself.",784000,TRUE,5544,3685,Pin Dealer,Vancouver Street,"That's right, it's Ennui, himself.",thats right its ennui himself,5 +127525,453,176,Lisa Simpson: (HUSHED) I must have him!,788000,TRUE,9,3685,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver Street,I must have him!,i must have him,4 +127526,453,177,"Lisa Simpson: Um... Can I have it on account? On account of I want it? (CHUCKLES, THEN CHAGRINED) You've heard that one, huh?",790000,TRUE,9,3685,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver Street,"Um... Can I have it on account? On account of I want it? You've heard that one, huh?",um can i have it on account on account of i want it youve heard that one huh,18 +127527,453,178,"Pin Dealer: No, it's just not funny the first time. But if you want to trade, I could take uh, oh I dunno, those pearls you're wearing.",796000,TRUE,5544,3685,Pin Dealer,Vancouver Street,"No, it's just not funny the first time. But if you want to trade, I could take uh, oh I dunno, those pearls you're wearing.",no its just not funny the first time but if you want to trade i could take uh oh i dunno those pearls youre wearing,25 +127528,453,179,"Lisa Simpson: My pearls? These were a gift from my Mom, when I could first read at a twelfth grade level.",803000,TRUE,9,3685,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver Street,"My pearls? These were a gift from my Mom, when I could first read at a twelfth grade level.",my pearls these were a gift from my mom when i could first read at a twelfth grade level,19 +127529,453,180,Pin Dealer: You wanna yak or you wanna trade?,808000,TRUE,5544,3685,Pin Dealer,Vancouver Street,You wanna yak or you wanna trade?,you wanna yak or you wanna trade,7 +127530,453,181,"Lisa Simpson: (SMALL SOB, THEN SMALL VOICE) Just take 'em.",810000,TRUE,9,3685,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver Street,Just take 'em.,just take em,3 +127531,453,182,Pin Dealer: (CHUCKLES),810000,FALSE,5544,3685,Pin Dealer,Vancouver Street,NA,NA,NA +127532,453,183,(Vancouver: Ext. Vancouver - street - the next day),828000,FALSE,NA,3684,NA,Vancouver,NA,NA,NA +127533,453,184,Lisa Simpson: I saw you grooving to the beat! You gotta pay for that!,828000,TRUE,9,3684,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver,I saw you grooving to the beat! You gotta pay for that!,i saw you grooving to the beat you gotta pay for that,12 +127534,453,185,"Bart Simpson: Lis, what's going on? You're not normally this interesting.",832000,TRUE,8,3684,Bart Simpson,Vancouver,"Lis, what's going on? You're not normally this interesting.",lis whats going on youre not normally this interesting,9 +127535,453,186,Lisa Simpson: Nothing's going on. (FALSE CASUAL) Just sharing my music with the good people of Vancouver.,835000,TRUE,9,3684,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver,Nothing's going on. Just sharing my music with the good people of Vancouver.,nothings going on just sharing my music with the good people of vancouver,13 +127536,453,187,Lisa Simpson: A dime? What do you think I am -- a pay phone from nineteen eighty?!,840000,TRUE,9,3684,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver,A dime? What do you think I am -- a pay phone from nineteen eighty?!,a dime what do you think i am -- a pay phone from nineteen eighty,15 +127538,453,189,"Lisa Simpson: I'm fine! (MUTTERS) Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine...",846000,TRUE,9,3684,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver,"I'm fine! Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine...",im fine fine fine fine fine fine fine,8 +127539,453,190,Bart Simpson: What's that noise?,850000,TRUE,8,3684,Bart Simpson,Vancouver,What's that noise?,whats that noise,3 +127540,453,191,Bart Simpson: Your dress is covered with pins.,852000,TRUE,8,3684,Bart Simpson,Vancouver,Your dress is covered with pins.,your dress is covered with pins,6 +127541,453,192,"Lisa Simpson: (DESPERATELY) There is no dress. It's just pins! (SOBS, THEN PLEADING WHISPER) Help me!",855000,TRUE,9,3684,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver,There is no dress. It's just pins! Help me!,there is no dress its just pins help me,9 +127542,453,193,(Vancouver Olympic Centre: Ext. Vancouver olympic cENtre - day),869000,FALSE,NA,3689,NA,Vancouver Olympic Centre,NA,NA,NA +127543,453,194,Agnes Skinner: What are you doing?,869000,TRUE,192,3689,Agnes Skinner,Vancouver Olympic Centre,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +127544,453,195,Marge Simpson: I like to warm up by sweeping behind the snack bar.,869000,TRUE,1,3689,Marge Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,I like to warm up by sweeping behind the snack bar.,i like to warm up by sweeping behind the snack bar,11 +127545,453,196,Marge Simpson: Boo yeah!,874000,TRUE,1,3689,Marge Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Boo yeah!,boo yeah,2 +127546,453,197,"Agnes Skinner: Well, no matter what you do, it won't make up for Sir Slip-a-lot over there.",875000,TRUE,192,3689,Agnes Skinner,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Well, no matter what you do, it won't make up for Sir Slip-a-lot over there.",well no matter what you do it wont make up for sir slip-a-lot over there,15 +127547,453,198,Homer Simpson: Uh-oh.,882000,TRUE,2,3689,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +127548,453,199,Marge Simpson: Yes it will. I'll just sweep harder than anyone's ever swept before. Because without Homer I'm a broom without a stone. No use for anything.,883000,TRUE,1,3689,Marge Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Yes it will. I'll just sweep harder than anyone's ever swept before. Because without Homer I'm a broom without a stone. No use for anything.,yes it will ill just sweep harder than anyones ever swept before because without homer im a broom without a stone no use for anything,25 +127549,453,200,"Agnes Skinner: Wow. That's love, Seymour. I'm glad you saw it once before you died.",893000,TRUE,192,3689,Agnes Skinner,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Wow. That's love, Seymour. I'm glad you saw it once before you died.",wow thats love seymour im glad you saw it once before you died,13 +127550,453,201,"Bob Costas: If Homer Simpson doesn't land this stone in center house, the only gold they'll be going home with is Lisa's pin collection.",899000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"If Homer Simpson doesn't land this stone in center house, the only gold they'll be going home with is Lisa's pin collection.",if homer simpson doesnt land this stone in center house the only gold theyll be going home with is lisas pin collection,22 +127551,453,202,"Bob Costas: That tidbit courtesy of our highly-paid intern, Tom Brokaw.",905000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"That tidbit courtesy of our highly-paid intern, Tom Brokaw.",that tidbit courtesy of our highly-paid intern tom brokaw,9 +127552,453,203,"""Tom Brokaw"": I love to learn about Lisa.",909000,TRUE,3576,3689,Tom Brokaw,Vancouver Olympic Centre,I love to learn about Lisa.,i love to learn about lisa,6 +127553,453,204,"Bob Costas: Oh my, that delivery has less juice than Sunny Delight!",916000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Oh my, that delivery has less juice than Sunny Delight!",oh my that delivery has less juice than sunny delight,10 +127554,453,205,Usa Fans: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),916000,FALSE,5550,3689,Usa Fans,Vancouver Olympic Centre,NA,NA,NA +127555,453,206,"Bob Costas: Marge Simpson is sweeping fast and clean, but it won't be enough.",922000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Marge Simpson is sweeping fast and clean, but it won't be enough.",marge simpson is sweeping fast and clean but it wont be enough,12 +127556,453,207,Bob Costas: I've never seen this before -- Marge Simpson is trying to restart a stone!,926000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,I've never seen this before -- Marge Simpson is trying to restart a stone!,ive never seen this before -- marge simpson is trying to restart a stone,14 +127557,453,208,"Marge Simpson: C'mon, baby!",931000,TRUE,1,3689,Marge Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"C'mon, baby!",cmon baby,2 +127558,453,209,Bob Costas: She did it! She pulled off an impossible move... just like the time I shaved off Larry Bird's moustache while he was napping.,931000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,She did it! She pulled off an impossible move... just like the time I shaved off Larry Bird's moustache while he was napping.,she did it she pulled off an impossible move just like the time i shaved off larry birds moustache while he was napping,23 +127559,453,210,Marge Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM),931000,FALSE,1,3689,Marge Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,NA,NA,NA +127560,453,211,Bob Costas: Team U.S.A. heads to the Gold medal match!,947000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Team U.S.A. heads to the Gold medal match!,team usa heads to the gold medal match,8 +127561,453,212,Bob Costas: But wait a minute! Marge Simpson looks hurt!,949000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,But wait a minute! Marge Simpson looks hurt!,but wait a minute marge simpson looks hurt,8 +127562,453,213,Bob Costas: This is the sort of bittersweet melodrama Olympic coverage feeds on! I admit it! We're vampires who suck on shattered dreams!,952000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,This is the sort of bittersweet melodrama Olympic coverage feeds on! I admit it! We're vampires who suck on shattered dreams!,this is the sort of bittersweet melodrama olympic coverage feeds on i admit it were vampires who suck on shattered dreams,21 +127563,453,214,Homer Simpson: That's my Marge! High-five!,960000,TRUE,2,3689,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,That's my Marge! High-five!,thats my marge high-five,4 +127564,453,215,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Hold on a sec. Marge, let me look at that shoulder.",962000,TRUE,332,3689,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Hold on a sec. Marge, let me look at that shoulder.",hold on a sec marge let me look at that shoulder,11 +127565,453,216,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (SADLY) Sorry, but I'm afraid she'll never curl again.",965000,TRUE,332,3689,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Sorry, but I'm afraid she'll never curl again.",sorry but im afraid shell never curl again,8 +128172,455,263,Homer Simpson: It's stuck!,1168000,TRUE,2,3712,Homer Simpson,SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH,It's stuck!,its stuck,2 +127566,453,217,"Bob Costas: That looks like the end of team USA's dream. It appears team Sweden will clinch the gold, and they are over the moon with joy.",969000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"That looks like the end of team USA's dream. It appears team Sweden will clinch the gold, and they are over the moon with joy.",that looks like the end of team usas dream it appears team sweden will clinch the gold and they are over the moon with joy,25 +127567,453,218,Swedish Man: (WITH ACCENT) Joy is but the shadow pain casts.,977000,TRUE,5551,3689,Swedish Man,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Joy is but the shadow pain casts.,joy is but the shadow pain casts,7 +127568,453,219,(Vancouver Olympic Village: ext. vancouver olympic VILLAGE - day - establishing),983000,FALSE,NA,3690,NA,Vancouver Olympic Village,NA,NA,NA +127569,453,220,(Marge and Homer's Apartment: INT. Marge and Homer's apartment - continuous),983000,FALSE,NA,3691,NA,Marge and Homer's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +127570,453,221,Homer Simpson: (SHEEPISH) Can I help you with that?,983000,TRUE,2,3691,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Apartment,Can I help you with that?,can i help you with that,6 +127571,453,222,"Homer Simpson: (SEETHING) I'll do it myself. When we do things together, they always turn out badly -- for me!",993000,TRUE,2,3691,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Apartment,"I'll do it myself. When we do things together, they always turn out badly -- for me!",ill do it myself when we do things together they always turn out badly -- for me,17 +127572,453,223,"Homer Simpson: (TURNED ON) Ooo, you're hot when you're horny...",998000,TRUE,2,3691,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Apartment,"Ooo, you're hot when you're horny...",ooo youre hot when youre horny,6 +127573,453,224,"Marge Simpson: (FUMING) I'm not horny, I'm mad.",1000000,TRUE,1,3691,Marge Simpson,Marge and Homer's Apartment,"I'm not horny, I'm mad.",im not horny im mad,5 +127574,453,225,"Homer Simpson: (TURNED ON) Ooo, you're mad when you're angry...",1003000,TRUE,2,3691,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Apartment,"Ooo, you're mad when you're angry...",ooo youre mad when youre angry,6 +127575,453,226,"Homer Simpson: Marge, you're really good with your left hand.",1008000,TRUE,2,3691,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Apartment,"Marge, you're really good with your left hand.",marge youre really good with your left hand,8 +127576,453,227,"Marge Simpson: I should be, I'm left-handed. I've been using my right hand all these years 'cause I didn't want to seem unusual in any way.",1010000,TRUE,1,3691,Marge Simpson,Marge and Homer's Apartment,"I should be, I'm left-handed. I've been using my right hand all these years 'cause I didn't want to seem unusual in any way.",i should be im left-handed ive been using my right hand all these years cause i didnt want to seem unusual in any way,24 +127577,453,228,Homer Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL NOISE),1010000,FALSE,2,3691,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +127578,453,229,(Vancouver: ext. vancouver - stanley park - day),1025000,FALSE,NA,3684,NA,Vancouver,NA,NA,NA +127579,453,230,"Bart Simpson: Lisa, I know everything about addiction that you can learn from watching Dad. The first thing you have to do is get clean, so give me your pins. (NO NONSENSE) All of them.",1025000,TRUE,8,3684,Bart Simpson,Vancouver,"Lisa, I know everything about addiction that you can learn from watching Dad. The first thing you have to do is get clean, so give me your pins. All of them.",lisa i know everything about addiction that you can learn from watching dad the first thing you have to do is get clean so give me your pins all of them,31 +127580,453,231,"Lisa Simpson: What is this, tough love?",1033000,TRUE,9,3684,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver,"What is this, tough love?",what is this tough love,5 +127581,453,232,"Bart Simpson: Eh, it's a little more like soft hate.",1036000,TRUE,8,3684,Bart Simpson,Vancouver,"Eh, it's a little more like soft hate.",eh its a little more like soft hate,8 +127582,453,233,"Bart Simpson: I said, all of them.",1042000,TRUE,8,3684,Bart Simpson,Vancouver,"I said, all of them.",i said all of them,5 +127583,453,234,Bart Simpson: And now just put your pearls back on and we'll go get some coffee.,1049000,TRUE,8,3684,Bart Simpson,Vancouver,And now just put your pearls back on and we'll go get some coffee.,and now just put your pearls back on and well go get some coffee,14 +127584,453,235,"Lisa Simpson: (THIS IS HARD) It's not that easy, Bart. I... (SMALL SOB) traded away my pearls! (BREAKING DOWN) Without them, I'm just a big Maggie! (SOBS)",1052000,TRUE,9,3684,Lisa Simpson,Vancouver,"It's not that easy, Bart. I... traded away my pearls! Without them, I'm just a big Maggie!",its not that easy bart i traded away my pearls without them im just a big maggie,17 +127585,453,236,(Olympic Village: ext. olympic village - simpsons' condo - day - establishing),1087000,FALSE,NA,3687,NA,Olympic Village,NA,NA,NA +127586,453,237,(Vancouver Street: Ext. Vancouver street - day),1087000,FALSE,NA,3685,NA,Vancouver Street,NA,NA,NA +127587,453,238,Bart Simpson: What'll you take for the pearls?,1087000,TRUE,8,3685,Bart Simpson,Vancouver Street,What'll you take for the pearls?,whatll you take for the pearls,6 +127588,453,239,"Pin Dealer: Nothin' you got, Junior.",1089000,TRUE,5544,3685,Pin Dealer,Vancouver Street,"Nothin' you got, Junior.",nothin you got junior,4 +127589,453,240,"Bart Simpson: Really? Not even this first-ever pin from the twenty-fourteen Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia?",1091000,TRUE,8,3685,Bart Simpson,Vancouver Street,"Really? Not even this first-ever pin from the twenty-fourteen Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia?",really not even this first-ever pin from the twenty-fourteen winter olympics in sochi russia,14 +127590,453,241,"Bart Simpson: His name is ""Fatov."" He represents the Russian spirit of sloth and alcoholism.",1097000,TRUE,8,3685,Bart Simpson,Vancouver Street,"His name is ""Fatov."" He represents the Russian spirit of sloth and alcoholism.",his name is fatov he represents the russian spirit of sloth and alcoholism,13 +127591,453,242,Pin Dealer: (ENTRANCED) Fatov...,1103000,TRUE,5544,3685,Pin Dealer,Vancouver Street,Fatov...,fatov,1 +127592,453,243,Pin Dealer: All for you.,1112000,TRUE,5544,3685,Pin Dealer,Vancouver Street,All for you.,all for you,3 +127593,453,244,(Street: Ext. street - a little later),1123000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +127594,453,245,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES),1123000,FALSE,8,1,Bart Simpson,Street,NA,NA,NA +127595,453,246,(SPORTS CHALET SET: Int. Sports chalet set - vancouver - day),1123000,FALSE,NA,3692,NA,SPORTS CHALET SET,NA,NA,NA +127622,454,5,"Bart Simpson: (OFF WILLIE'S LOOK, DEFENSIVE) Hey, I like art, okay?",68000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, I like art, okay?",hey i like art okay,5 +127596,453,247,"Bob Costas: We'll return to sudden-death overtime in the gold medal hockey game between Russia and the U.S. in a moment, but first: the Forfeiture-signing Ceremony, where the injury-stricken U.S. mixed curling team is about to concede its chance at gold to Sweden.",1123000,TRUE,5547,3692,Bob Costas,SPORTS CHALET SET,"We'll return to sudden-death overtime in the gold medal hockey game between Russia and the U.S. in a moment, but first: the Forfeiture-signing Ceremony, where the injury-stricken U.S. mixed curling team is about to concede its chance at gold to Sweden.",well return to sudden-death overtime in the gold medal hockey game between russia and the us in a moment but first the forfeiture-signing ceremony where the injury-stricken us mixed curling team is about to concede its chance at gold to sweden,41 +127597,453,248,(Vancouver Olympic Centre: Int. vancouver olyMPIC CENTRE - day),1135000,FALSE,NA,3689,NA,Vancouver Olympic Centre,NA,NA,NA +127598,453,249,"Bob Costas: (QUIET ""GOLF ANNOUNCER"" VOICE) Team Captain Seymour Skinner is preparing to sign. There's been some question as to whether he'll use his middle name. I guess we're about to find out. Okay, here comes the pen. The ink appears to be blue...",1135000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Team Captain Seymour Skinner is preparing to sign. There's been some question as to whether he'll use his middle name. I guess we're about to find out. Okay, here comes the pen. The ink appears to be blue...",team captain seymour skinner is preparing to sign theres been some question as to whether hell use his middle name i guess were about to find out okay here comes the pen the ink appears to be blue,38 +127599,453,250,Marge Simpson: No surrender!,1148000,TRUE,1,3689,Marge Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,No surrender!,no surrender,2 +127600,453,251,Marge Simpson: Let's give the Olympics a miracle!,1150000,TRUE,1,3689,Marge Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Let's give the Olympics a miracle!,lets give the olympics a miracle,6 +127601,453,252,"Homer Simpson: But this time, on ice!",1152000,TRUE,2,3689,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"But this time, on ice!",but this time on ice,5 +127602,453,253,Lenny Leonard: (EXCITED NOISE) Look at that broom work!,1168000,TRUE,165,3689,Lenny Leonard,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Look at that broom work!,look at that broom work,5 +127603,453,254,"Moe Szyslak: (UPSET) Ah, they shouldn't be playing Quidditch at all! Not while four of the seven horcruxes are still unfound!",1172000,TRUE,17,3689,Moe Szyslak,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Ah, they shouldn't be playing Quidditch at all! Not while four of the seven horcruxes are still unfound!",ah they shouldnt be playing quidditch at all not while four of the seven horcruxes are still unfound,18 +127604,453,255,French Canadian: Sacre bleu!,1183000,TRUE,5552,3689,French Canadian,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Sacre bleu!,sacre bleu,2 +127605,453,256,English Canadian: Sacred blue!,1184000,TRUE,5553,3689,English Canadian,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Sacred blue!,sacred blue,2 +127606,453,257,"Agnes Skinner: It's okay, son. You did your best.",1186000,TRUE,192,3689,Agnes Skinner,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"It's okay, son. You did your best.",its okay son you did your best,7 +127607,453,258,"Seymour Skinner: Really, mother? You mean that?",1189000,TRUE,3,3689,Seymour Skinner,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"Really, mother? You mean that?",really mother you mean that,5 +127608,453,259,"Agnes Skinner: I do. Before now, I never knew a mother could love her child. Win or lose, I'm taking you out for pizza and ice cream -- and we can sit at the same table.",1192000,TRUE,192,3689,Agnes Skinner,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"I do. Before now, I never knew a mother could love her child. Win or lose, I'm taking you out for pizza and ice cream -- and we can sit at the same table.",i do before now i never knew a mother could love her child win or lose im taking you out for pizza and ice cream -- and we can sit at the same table,34 +127609,453,260,"Bob Costas: The U.S.A. has won Demonstration Gold. Our first and only medals of these entire Olympics. Kids, open your history books, tear out the pages and put this indelible Olympic moment in!",1211000,TRUE,5547,3689,Bob Costas,Vancouver Olympic Centre,"The U.S.A. has won Demonstration Gold. Our first and only medals of these entire Olympics. Kids, open your history books, tear out the pages and put this indelible Olympic moment in!",the usa has won demonstration gold our first and only medals of these entire olympics kids open your history books tear out the pages and put this indelible olympic moment in,31 +127610,453,261,Homer Simpson: U.S.A.! U.S.A.!,1228000,TRUE,2,3689,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,U.S.A.! U.S.A.!,usa usa,2 +127611,453,262,Homer Simpson: Oops.,1230000,TRUE,2,3689,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Centre,Oops.,oops,1 +127612,453,263,(Vancouver Olympic Stadium: int. vancouver OLYMPIc stadium - DAY),1241000,FALSE,NA,3686,NA,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,NA,NA,NA +127613,453,264,Homer Simpson: (LEANS TO MARGE) How's this for a date night?,1241000,TRUE,2,3686,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,How's this for a date night?,hows this for a date night,6 +127614,453,265,"Homer Simpson: Wonderful, Homie.",1244000,TRUE,2,3686,Homer Simpson,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,"Wonderful, Homie.",wonderful homie,2 +127615,453,266,"Agnes Skinner: Take that, Sweden! Tell me how my ice tastes!",1246000,TRUE,192,3686,Agnes Skinner,Vancouver Olympic Stadium,"Take that, Sweden! Tell me how my ice tastes!",take that sweden tell me how my ice tastes,9 +127616,453,267,(SPOT-LIT THEATRICAL STAGE: INT. SPOT-LIT THEATRICAL STAGE - EVENING),1246000,FALSE,NA,3693,NA,SPOT-LIT THEATRICAL STAGE,NA,NA,NA +127617,454,0,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - morning),50000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127618,454,1,Groundskeeper Willie: (SADLY) Ach. That stump is really eatin' into my tractor budget. I'll have to use me explosives.,50000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Ach. That stump is really eatin' into my tractor budget. I'll have to use me explosives.,ach that stump is really eatin into my tractor budget ill have to use me explosives,16 +127619,454,2,Bart Simpson: (RUNS UP) Explosives? Great!,60000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Explosives? Great!,explosives great,2 +127620,454,3,"Bart Simpson: If we put charges on the load-bearing walls, we can blow up detention hall while leaving the art room unharmed.",62000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"If we put charges on the load-bearing walls, we can blow up detention hall while leaving the art room unharmed.",if we put charges on the load-bearing walls we can blow up detention hall while leaving the art room unharmed,20 +127621,454,4,Groundskeeper Willie: (VERY QUICK PUZZLED NOISE AS HE LOOKS AT BART),62000,FALSE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127623,454,6,"Groundskeeper Willie: I'm blowin' up the stump, not the school.",69000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm blowin' up the stump, not the school.",im blowin up the stump not the school,8 +127624,454,7,"Bart Simpson: Right, right. (ROLLING UP BLUEPRINT) You never saw that.",72000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Right, right. You never saw that.",right right you never saw that,6 +127625,454,8,Nelson Muntz: Sweeet!,87000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Sweeet!,sweeet,1 +127626,454,9,"Groundskeeper Willie: Well done, boy!",87000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Well done, boy!",well done boy,3 +127627,454,10,"Bart Simpson: Wait, here comes the ""mykeeyah.""",88000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Wait, here comes the ""mykeeyah.""",wait here comes the mykeeyah,5 +127628,454,11,"Groundskeeper Willie: (PUZZLED) What's a ""mykeeyah?""",88000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"What's a ""mykeeyah?""",whats a mykeeyah,3 +127629,454,12,Seymour Skinner: (HORRIFIED) My Kia!,92000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,My Kia!,my kia,2 +127630,454,13,Groundskeeper Willie: (CONSPIRATORIAL LAUGH),92000,FALSE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127631,454,14,"Groundskeeper Willie: I'm laughing to fit in, but I still don't get it.",97000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm laughing to fit in, but I still don't get it.",im laughing to fit in but i still dont get it,11 +127632,454,15,(Miss Hoover's Classroom: int. miss hoover's class - continuous),101000,FALSE,NA,574,NA,Miss Hoover's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +127633,454,16,"Ralph Wiggum: Miss Hoover, what's our lesson today? Is it school?",101000,TRUE,119,574,Ralph Wiggum,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Miss Hoover, what's our lesson today? Is it school?",miss hoover whats our lesson today is it school,9 +127634,454,17,"Miss Hoover: Ooh, I don't know... let's see...",108000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Ooh, I don't know... let's see...",ooh i dont know lets see,6 +127635,454,18,Miss Hoover: (SHRUGS) Family trees.,112000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,Family trees.,family trees,2 +127636,454,19,Miss Hoover: Who here knows what a family tree is?,114000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,Who here knows what a family tree is?,who here knows what a family tree is,8 +127637,454,20,"Lisa Simpson: (SEES BLACKBOARD) Ooh, family trees -- the charts representing genealogical relationships in a branching structure!",117000,TRUE,9,574,Lisa Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Ooh, family trees -- the charts representing genealogical relationships in a branching structure!",ooh family trees -- the charts representing genealogical relationships in a branching structure,13 +127638,454,21,"Miss Hoover: Very good, Lisa. Class, your assignment over the weekend will be to make your own family tree, emphasizing any notable or distinguished ancestors.",123000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Very good, Lisa. Class, your assignment over the weekend will be to make your own family tree, emphasizing any notable or distinguished ancestors.",very good lisa class your assignment over the weekend will be to make your own family tree emphasizing any notable or distinguished ancestors,23 +127639,454,22,Lisa Simpson: (EAGER) I can't wait to see what noble branches lie in the Simpson family foliage!,132000,TRUE,9,574,Lisa Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,I can't wait to see what noble branches lie in the Simpson family foliage!,i cant wait to see what noble branches lie in the simpson family foliage,14 +127640,454,23,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - evening),138000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127641,454,24,"Lisa Simpson: No, this can't be right.",138000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, this can't be right.",no this cant be right,5 +127642,454,25,Lisa Simpson: (DISGUSTED NOISE) They're all horrible!,141000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,They're all horrible!,theyre all horrible,3 +127643,454,26,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, the Simpson family is a long line of horse thieves, deadbeats, horse beats, dead thieves, and even a few...",144000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, the Simpson family is a long line of horse thieves, deadbeats, horse beats, dead thieves, and even a few...",yeah the simpson family is a long line of horse thieves deadbeats horse beats dead thieves and even a few,20 +127644,454,27,Homer Simpson: (WHISPERS) Alcoholics.,151000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Alcoholics.,alcoholics,1 +127645,454,28,"Lisa Simpson: There must have been some good ancestors -- Grampa, don't you know any?",153000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"There must have been some good ancestors -- Grampa, don't you know any?",there must have been some good ancestors -- grampa dont you know any,13 +127646,454,29,"Grampa Simpson: Not a one! Maybe the nicest was Abigail Simpson, who you know as the Pittsburgh Poisoner...",155000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not a one! Maybe the nicest was Abigail Simpson, who you know as the Pittsburgh Poisoner...",not a one maybe the nicest was abigail simpson who you know as the pittsburgh poisoner,16 +127647,454,30,"Homer Simpson: Listen, Lisa. You're gonna find more than you bargained for. If I were you, I wouldn't dig into the past. I lived in some of that past, and I got out for a reason.",164000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Listen, Lisa. You're gonna find more than you bargained for. If I were you, I wouldn't dig into the past. I lived in some of that past, and I got out for a reason.",listen lisa youre gonna find more than you bargained for if i were you i wouldnt dig into the past i lived in some of that past and i got out for a reason,34 +127648,454,31,"Lisa Simpson: I won't give up. I have to know that somewhere in the muck and the mire and the Pittsburgh Poisoners, this family had a noble spark. And I will find it, even if I have to go back to Adam and Eve.",173000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I won't give up. I have to know that somewhere in the muck and the mire and the Pittsburgh Poisoners, this family had a noble spark. And I will find it, even if I have to go back to Adam and Eve.",i wont give up i have to know that somewhere in the muck and the mire and the pittsburgh poisoners this family had a noble spark and i will find it even if i have to go back to adam and eve,42 +127649,454,32,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, you mean Adam and Eve Simpson! Or as you may know them, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.",183000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, you mean Adam and Eve Simpson! Or as you may know them, Julius and Ethel Rosenberg.",oh you mean adam and eve simpson or as you may know them julius and ethel rosenberg,17 +127651,454,34,"Lisa Simpson: (SWINGING TO AND FRO) Well, are you gonna help me or what?",198000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, are you gonna help me or what?",well are you gonna help me or what,8 +127652,454,35,Lisa Simpson: (SARCASTIC) Thank you.,216000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank you.,thank you,2 +127653,454,36,"Bart Simpson: (FRIENDLY) So, what are you lookin' for?",217000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, what are you lookin' for?",so what are you lookin for,6 +127654,454,37,Lisa Simpson: Family records for a school project on genealogical--,220000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Family records for a school project on genealogical--,family records for a school project on genealogical--,8 +127655,454,38,"Bart Simpson: (COMPLETELY UNINTERESTED) Hey, that's great.",222000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, that's great.",hey thats great,3 +127656,454,39,(ATTIC: Int. attic - a little later),238000,FALSE,NA,1067,NA,ATTIC,NA,NA,NA +127657,454,40,Lisa Simpson: ...Dad's idea pad...,238000,TRUE,9,1067,Lisa Simpson,ATTIC,...Dad's idea pad...,dads idea pad,3 +127658,454,41,Lisa Simpson: (IDENTIFYING THINGS AS SHE DIGS DEEPER) Bicentennial issue of Reader's Digest...,240000,TRUE,9,1067,Lisa Simpson,ATTIC,Bicentennial issue of Reader's Digest...,bicentennial issue of readers digest,5 +127659,454,42,Lisa Simpson: Old ad for Buzz Cola...,243000,TRUE,9,1067,Lisa Simpson,ATTIC,Old ad for Buzz Cola...,old ad for buzz cola,5 +127660,454,43,"Lisa Simpson: (SEES SOMETHING, CURIOUS NOISE)",243000,FALSE,9,1067,Lisa Simpson,ATTIC,NA,NA,NA +127661,454,44,Lisa Simpson: (INTRIGUED) So dusty.,248000,TRUE,9,1067,Lisa Simpson,ATTIC,So dusty.,so dusty,2 +127662,454,45,"Lisa Simpson: (BLOWS, BLOWS, BLOWS, BLOWS, BLOWS)",248000,FALSE,9,1067,Lisa Simpson,ATTIC,NA,NA,NA +127663,454,46,"Lisa Simpson: (INTRIGUED) ""The Diary Of Eliza Simpson?""",256000,TRUE,9,1067,Lisa Simpson,ATTIC,The Diary Of Eliza Simpson?,the diary of eliza simpson,5 +127664,454,47,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - evening),259000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127665,454,48,"Lisa Simpson: (READS WITH GROWING INTEREST) This entry's dated April 14th, 1860.",259000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"This entry's dated April 14th, 1860.",this entrys dated april 14th 1860,6 +127666,454,49,"Homer Simpson: I warn you: I don't know what's in there but if it's about a Simpson, you ain't gonna be proud.",262000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I warn you: I don't know what's in there but if it's about a Simpson, you ain't gonna be proud.",i warn you i dont know whats in there but if its about a simpson you aint gonna be proud,20 +127667,454,50,Grampa Simpson: Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia!,267000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Our ancestors were kicked out of Australia!,our ancestors were kicked out of australia,7 +127668,454,51,"Marge Simpson: Oh stop -- it's the journal of a sweet little girl! Keep reading, honey.",271000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh stop -- it's the journal of a sweet little girl! Keep reading, honey.",oh stop -- its the journal of a sweet little girl keep reading honey,14 +127669,454,52,"Lisa Simpson: (READING) ""Dearest Diary, today I am the happiest girl in Springfield--""",275000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Dearest Diary, today I am the happiest girl in Springfield--""",dearest diary today i am the happiest girl in springfield--,10 +127670,454,53,Marge Simpson: See. All good.,275000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,See. All good.,see all good,3 +127671,454,54,"Lisa Simpson: ""...because tomorrow, I shall get my very first slave.""",280000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""...because tomorrow, I shall get my very first slave.""",because tomorrow i shall get my very first slave,9 +127672,454,55,Bart Simpson: (GASP),280000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127673,454,56,Lisa Simpson: I can't believe we're descended from slave owners!,280000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I can't believe we're descended from slave owners!,i cant believe were descended from slave owners,8 +127674,454,57,"Homer Simpson: Me neither. For once, the Simpsons were in management!",290000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Me neither. For once, the Simpsons were in management!",me neither for once the simpsons were in management,9 +127675,454,58,Marge Simpson: Homer!,294000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +127676,454,59,Marge Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE),294000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127677,454,60,"Marge Simpson: Read a little more, honey.",295000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Read a little more, honey.",read a little more honey,5 +127678,454,61,"Lisa Simpson: ""Saturday, April 14, 1860. Dear Diary, I must be brief, for tonight is the grand ball...""",298000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Saturday, April 14, 1860. Dear Diary, I must be brief, for tonight is the grand ball...""",saturday april 14 1860 dear diary i must be brief for tonight is the grand ball,16 +127679,454,62,(MODEST 1860S' HOUSE: INT. modest 1860s' house - old springfield - DAY (1860)),301000,FALSE,NA,3694,NA,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +127680,454,63,"Eliza: ""...at Colonel Burns's plantation. I shall dress myself in finery, like a well-to-do southern belle...",301000,TRUE,4204,3694,Eliza,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,"""...at Colonel Burns's plantation. I shall dress myself in finery, like a well-to-do southern belle...",at colonel burnss plantation i shall dress myself in finery like a well-to-do southern belle,15 +127681,454,64,Hiram: What's for dinner?,311000,TRUE,5554,3694,Hiram,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,What's for dinner?,whats for dinner,3 +127682,454,65,Mabel: Possum.,312000,TRUE,5555,3694,Mabel,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,Possum.,possum,1 +127683,454,66,Hiram: (MOANS) Can't we have o-possum?,312000,TRUE,5554,3694,Hiram,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,Can't we have o-possum?,cant we have o-possum,4 +127684,454,67,Mabel: Not on your salary.,315000,TRUE,5555,3694,Mabel,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,Not on your salary.,not on your salary,4 +127685,454,68,Hiram: (POUTY) I can't believe I buttoned my britches for this.,317000,TRUE,5554,3694,Hiram,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,I can't believe I buttoned my britches for this.,i cant believe i buttoned my britches for this,9 +127748,454,131,Lisa Simpson: (DISTRAUGHT) That's all there is -- the rest of the diary has turned to dust!,561000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's all there is -- the rest of the diary has turned to dust!,thats all there is -- the rest of the diary has turned to dust,14 +127686,454,69,"Eliza: In my elegant gown, no one will suspect that I'm actually on a mission to help my very first slave escape to freedom.""",321000,TRUE,4204,3694,Eliza,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,"In my elegant gown, no one will suspect that I'm actually on a mission to help my very first slave escape to freedom.""",in my elegant gown no one will suspect that im actually on a mission to help my very first slave escape to freedom,23 +127687,454,70,Lisa Simpson: (HAPPILY) Yes!,328000,TRUE,9,3694,Lisa Simpson,MODEST 1860S' HOUSE,Yes!,yes,1 +127688,454,71,(Simpson Home: inT. simpson house - CONTINUOUS),328000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127689,454,72,Lisa Simpson: (HAPPILY) She wasn't a slave owner! Our family was on the Underground Railroad!,328000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,She wasn't a slave owner! Our family was on the Underground Railroad!,she wasnt a slave owner our family was on the underground railroad,12 +127690,454,73,Bart Simpson: We ran a subway station?,334000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,We ran a subway station?,we ran a subway station,5 +127691,454,74,"Lisa Simpson: No, the ""Underground Railroad"" was a bunch of people who helped slaves escape to Canada. There were no actual trains, and it wasn't under ground.",336000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, the ""Underground Railroad"" was a bunch of people who helped slaves escape to Canada. There were no actual trains, and it wasn't under ground.",no the underground railroad was a bunch of people who helped slaves escape to canada there were no actual trains and it wasnt under ground,25 +127692,454,75,"Bart Simpson: Then they should've called it the ""Above-Ground Normal-Road.""",342000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Then they should've called it the ""Above-Ground Normal-Road.""",then they shouldve called it the above-ground normal-road,8 +127693,454,76,"Homer Simpson: Good point, Bart.",346000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Good point, Bart.",good point bart,3 +127694,454,77,Marge Simpson: Absolutely right.,346000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Absolutely right.,absolutely right,2 +127695,454,78,Lisa Simpson: I never thought of that before.,347000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I never thought of that before.,i never thought of that before,6 +127696,454,79,"Marge Simpson: Very good, Bart.",347000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Very good, Bart.",very good bart,3 +127697,454,80,"Homer Simpson: That's a great story, Lisa! And you should stop reading right there.",349000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's a great story, Lisa! And you should stop reading right there.",thats a great story lisa and you should stop reading right there,12 +127698,454,81,Lisa Simpson: What are you doing? I wanna know what happens next.,355000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you doing? I wanna know what happens next.,what are you doing i wanna know what happens next,10 +127699,454,82,"Homer Simpson: Well I don't. The motto of the Simpsons is, ""quit while you're ahead.""",358000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well I don't. The motto of the Simpsons is, ""quit while you're ahead.""",well i dont the motto of the simpsons is quit while youre ahead,13 +127700,454,83,Marge Simpson: (PROUD) I made it into a sampler!,359000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I made it into a sampler!,i made it into a sampler,6 +127701,454,84,"Marge Simpson: It's like when your father and I left the movie ""Carrie"" right after she was crowned prom queen! (ECSTATIC) She was so happy -- she'd had a lot of problems, but they were all behind her!",365000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's like when your father and I left the movie ""Carrie"" right after she was crowned prom queen! She was so happy -- she'd had a lot of problems, but they were all behind her!",its like when your father and i left the movie carrie right after she was crowned prom queen she was so happy -- shed had a lot of problems but they were all behind her,35 +127702,454,85,Lisa Simpson: But-but-but-but-but...,375000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,But-but-but-but-but...,but-but-but-but-but,1 +127703,454,86,"Homer Simpson: Time for bed, sweetie.",376000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Time for bed, sweetie.",time for bed sweetie,4 +127704,454,87,Eliza: (SOUTHERN) Lisa... Lisa... It's me... Eliza -- the one good Simpson! I've got so much more to tell you!,381000,TRUE,4204,5,Eliza,Simpson Home,Lisa... Lisa... It's me... Eliza -- the one good Simpson! I've got so much more to tell you!,lisa lisa its me eliza -- the one good simpson ive got so much more to tell you,18 +127705,454,88,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's bedroom - night),393000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +127706,454,89,Lisa Simpson: I must know!,393000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I must know!,i must know,3 +127707,454,90,(Hallway: int. hallway/stairs - continuous),406000,FALSE,NA,137,NA,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +127708,454,91,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - continuous),406000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127709,454,92,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED) You still reading that thing? I'm warning you: when something goes into that vent, it shouldn't come out. Ever!",406000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You still reading that thing? I'm warning you: when something goes into that vent, it shouldn't come out. Ever!",you still reading that thing im warning you when something goes into that vent it shouldnt come out ever,19 +127710,454,93,(Vent: Int. vent - continuous),415000,FALSE,NA,1827,NA,Vent,NA,NA,NA +127711,454,94,"Lisa Simpson: Well I am reading it, and when I'm finished, I'm going to use Eliza's diary for my ""Black History Month"" presentation!",415000,TRUE,9,1827,Lisa Simpson,Vent,"Well I am reading it, and when I'm finished, I'm going to use Eliza's diary for my ""Black History Month"" presentation!",well i am reading it and when im finished im going to use elizas diary for my black history month presentation,21 +127712,454,95,"Marge Simpson: Ooh, good idea. Bart, what are you doing for Black History Month?",422000,TRUE,1,1827,Marge Simpson,Vent,"Ooh, good idea. Bart, what are you doing for Black History Month?",ooh good idea bart what are you doing for black history month,12 +127713,454,96,Homer Simpson: I got an idea: you can march to Selma -- and tell her she's ugly! (CHUCKLE),426000,TRUE,2,1827,Homer Simpson,Vent,I got an idea: you can march to Selma -- and tell her she's ugly!,i got an idea you can march to selma -- and tell her shes ugly,15 +127714,454,97,Homer Simpson: (PAINED CARD IN MOUTH NOISE),426000,FALSE,2,1827,Homer Simpson,Vent,NA,NA,NA +127779,454,162,(OLD SIMPSON HOUSE: Int. Old simpson house - kitchen - DAY (1860)),695000,FALSE,NA,3700,NA,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +127715,454,98,"Lisa Simpson: Listen: ""April 20th, 1860. A week ago, I had no idea what the future would bring, which, I guess, is always true of everyone all the time. Anyway, last Saturday night, I went to Colonel Burns's ball...""",434000,TRUE,9,1827,Lisa Simpson,Vent,"Listen: ""April 20th, 1860. A week ago, I had no idea what the future would bring, which, I guess, is always true of everyone all the time. Anyway, last Saturday night, I went to Colonel Burns's ball...""",listen april 20th 1860 a week ago i had no idea what the future would bring which i guess is always true of everyone all the time anyway last saturday night i went to colonel burnss ball,37 +127716,454,99,(Burns's Plantation House: ext. burns' plantation house - night (1860)),442000,FALSE,NA,3695,NA,Burns's Plantation House,NA,NA,NA +127717,454,100,"Colonel Burns: I don't like this new Viennese dance craze -- ""the waltz."" (DISMISSIVELY) One, two, three / one, two, three... Where's the ""four?"" All music needs a four!",442000,TRUE,5556,3695,Colonel Burns,Burns's Plantation House,"I don't like this new Viennese dance craze -- ""the waltz."" One, two, three / one, two, three... Where's the ""four?"" All music needs a four!",i dont like this new viennese dance craze -- the waltz one two three one two three wheres the four all music needs a four,25 +127718,454,101,"Smithers-like Valet: I'll have the orchestra adjust its time signature, Sir.",463000,TRUE,5557,3695,Smithers-like Valet,Burns's Plantation House,"I'll have the orchestra adjust its time signature, Sir.",ill have the orchestra adjust its time signature sir,9 +127719,454,102,Colonel Burns: See that you do.,466000,TRUE,5556,3695,Colonel Burns,Burns's Plantation House,See that you do.,see that you do,4 +127720,454,103,"Eliza: In the confusion, I slipped out of the ball...",479000,TRUE,4204,3695,Eliza,Burns's Plantation House,"In the confusion, I slipped out of the ball...",in the confusion i slipped out of the ball,9 +127721,454,104,(Garden Outside Burns's Ballroom: EXT. GARDEN OUTSIDE burns's BALLROOM - NIGHT (1860)),479000,FALSE,NA,3696,NA,Garden Outside Burns's Ballroom,NA,NA,NA +127722,454,105,"Eliza: ...and made my way to the stables, where I was to meet Mr. Burns's slave Virgil.",479000,TRUE,4204,3696,Eliza,Garden Outside Burns's Ballroom,"...and made my way to the stables, where I was to meet Mr. Burns's slave Virgil.",and made my way to the stables where i was to meet mr burnss slave virgil,16 +127723,454,106,(Grateful Gelding Stables: ext. stables - night),487000,FALSE,NA,503,NA,Grateful Gelding Stables,NA,NA,NA +127724,454,107,(Burns's Plantation: Ext. burns's plantation - behind stables - NIGHT (1860)),487000,FALSE,NA,3697,NA,Burns's Plantation,NA,NA,NA +127725,454,108,(Grateful Gelding Stables: int. stables - continuous),487000,FALSE,NA,503,NA,Grateful Gelding Stables,NA,NA,NA +127726,454,109,"Eliza: ""But when I got to the stables, he was nowhere to be seen...""",487000,TRUE,4204,503,Eliza,Grateful Gelding Stables,"""But when I got to the stables, he was nowhere to be seen...""",but when i got to the stables he was nowhere to be seen,13 +127727,454,110,"Eliza: (CALLING OUT, SEMI-WHISPER) Virgil?",492000,TRUE,4204,503,Eliza,Grateful Gelding Stables,Virgil?,virgil,1 +127728,454,111,"Eliza: Virgil, let's go!",494000,TRUE,4204,503,Eliza,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Virgil, let's go!",virgil lets go,3 +127729,454,112,Owl: (SCARY SCREECH),494000,FALSE,3871,503,Owl,Grateful Gelding Stables,NA,NA,NA +127730,454,113,"Virgil Simpson: (LOOKS AROUND, THEN) You look like you could use a little help.",501000,TRUE,5558,503,Virgil Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,You look like you could use a little help.,you look like you could use a little help,9 +127731,454,114,"Eliza: Actually, I'm here to help you. Follow me North to freedom!",503000,TRUE,4204,503,Eliza,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Actually, I'm here to help you. Follow me North to freedom!",actually im here to help you follow me north to freedom,11 +127732,454,115,Virgil Simpson: I don't think so.,506000,TRUE,5558,503,Virgil Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,I don't think so.,i dont think so,4 +127733,454,116,Eliza: (DEFENSIVE) Why? Because I'm young and I'm a woman?,508000,TRUE,4204,503,Eliza,Grateful Gelding Stables,Why? Because I'm young and I'm a woman?,why because im young and im a woman,8 +127734,454,117,Virgil Simpson: No. Because you're pointing South.,510000,TRUE,5558,503,Virgil Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,No. Because you're pointing South.,no because youre pointing south,5 +127735,454,118,"Eliza: (SHEEPISH LAUGH) Oh right, right, sorry. It's my first time.",514000,TRUE,4204,503,Eliza,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Oh right, right, sorry. It's my first time.",oh right right sorry its my first time,8 +127736,454,119,"Virgil Simpson: That's all right, it's my fourteenth.",517000,TRUE,5558,503,Virgil Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"That's all right, it's my fourteenth.",thats all right its my fourteenth,6 +127737,454,120,(WILDERNESS: Ext. Wilderness - Later that night),520000,FALSE,NA,3698,NA,WILDERNESS,NA,NA,NA +127738,454,121,"Eliza: As we made our way northward, a couple of patrollers spotted us...",520000,TRUE,4204,3698,Eliza,WILDERNESS,"As we made our way northward, a couple of patrollers spotted us...",as we made our way northward a couple of patrollers spotted us,12 +127739,454,122,"Patroller #1: Well, well, well. Where do you think you're going?",524000,TRUE,5559,3698,Patroller #1,WILDERNESS,"Well, well, well. Where do you think you're going?",well well well where do you think youre going,9 +127740,454,123,Lisa Simpson: Run!,528000,TRUE,9,3698,Lisa Simpson,WILDERNESS,Run!,run,1 +127741,454,124,Patroller #2: After them!,529000,TRUE,5560,3698,Patroller #2,WILDERNESS,After them!,after them,2 +127742,454,125,Patroller #1: Obviously.,529000,TRUE,5559,3698,Patroller #1,WILDERNESS,Obviously.,obviously,1 +127743,454,126,"Patroller #2: Well, you didn't say it.",531000,TRUE,5560,3698,Patroller #2,WILDERNESS,"Well, you didn't say it.",well you didnt say it,5 +127744,454,127,"Eliza: Hearts pounding, we fled into the woods, but their horses were fast.",535000,TRUE,4204,3698,Eliza,WILDERNESS,"Hearts pounding, we fled into the woods, but their horses were fast.",hearts pounding we fled into the woods but their horses were fast,12 +127745,454,128,Eliza: Escape seemed impossible...,554000,TRUE,4204,3698,Eliza,WILDERNESS,Escape seemed impossible...,escape seemed impossible,3 +127746,454,129,Marge Simpson: What happened next?,559000,TRUE,1,3698,Marge Simpson,WILDERNESS,What happened next?,what happened next,3 +127747,454,130,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - afternoon (present)),561000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128174,455,265,(SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH: iNT. SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH - CONTINUOUS),1172000,FALSE,NA,3712,NA,SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH,NA,NA,NA +127749,454,132,Lisa Simpson: (SAD MOAN) I'll never know if Eliza got Virgil safely to freedom!,570000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll never know if Eliza got Virgil safely to freedom!,ill never know if eliza got virgil safely to freedom,10 +127750,454,133,"Marge Simpson: Cheer up, sweetie. (COMFORTING) Maybe we can find the answer in the library!",574000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Cheer up, sweetie. Maybe we can find the answer in the library!",cheer up sweetie maybe we can find the answer in the library,12 +127751,454,134,Lisa Simpson: (PERKING UP) To the reference desk!,578000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,To the reference desk!,to the reference desk,4 +127752,454,135,"Homer Simpson: The library? Bart, can you believe we're married to those nerds?",581000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"The library? Bart, can you believe we're married to those nerds?",the library bart can you believe were married to those nerds,11 +127753,454,136,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLE, HIGH-FIVE)",581000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127754,454,137,(Library: ExT. LIBRary - evening - establishing (PRESENT)),587000,FALSE,NA,248,NA,Library,NA,NA,NA +127755,454,138,Librarian: There are no books about an Eliza Simpson. But I did find this.,587000,TRUE,310,248,Librarian,Library,There are no books about an Eliza Simpson. But I did find this.,there are no books about an eliza simpson but i did find this,13 +127756,454,139,"Marge Simpson: Oooh, a cookbook!",592000,TRUE,1,248,Marge Simpson,Library,"Oooh, a cookbook!",oooh a cookbook,3 +127757,454,140,Lisa Simpson: (HUGE GASP) That's Eliza's mother!,594000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,That's Eliza's mother!,thats elizas mother,3 +127758,454,141,"Lisa Simpson: Martha, you are the best.",597000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,"Martha, you are the best.",martha you are the best,5 +127759,454,142,"Marge Simpson: (READING) ""Pork Butt in Cream,"" ""Snout-fried Neck,"" ""Frog Haunch,"" ""Hooves Au Jus,"" ""Possum Pouch Pie...""",601000,TRUE,1,248,Marge Simpson,Library,"""Pork Butt in Cream,"" ""Snout-fried Neck,"" ""Frog Haunch,"" ""Hooves Au Jus,"" ""Possum Pouch Pie...""",pork butt in cream snout-fried neck frog haunch hooves au jus possum pouch pie,14 +127760,454,143,Lisa Simpson: (RESPECTFULLY) Please don't make those recipes.,601000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,Please don't make those recipes.,please dont make those recipes,5 +127761,454,144,"Marge Simpson: This one doesn't sound roadkill-y. And, it comes with a story. (READS) ""Many years ago, my daughter, Eliza, brought a runaway slave, Virgil, to the house...""",610000,TRUE,1,248,Marge Simpson,Library,"This one doesn't sound roadkill-y. And, it comes with a story. ""Many years ago, my daughter, Eliza, brought a runaway slave, Virgil, to the house...""",this one doesnt sound roadkill-y and it comes with a story many years ago my daughter eliza brought a runaway slave virgil to the house,25 +127762,454,145,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) They made it back to the house?! How?!,614000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,They made it back to the house?! How?!,they made it back to the house how,8 +127763,454,146,"Marge Simpson: (READING) ""The patrollers were too fast for Eliza and Virgil...",623000,TRUE,1,248,Marge Simpson,Library,"""The patrollers were too fast for Eliza and Virgil...,the patrollers were too fast for eliza and virgil,9 +127764,454,147,Marge Simpson: Luckily they chanced upon a traveling circus...,632000,true,1,248,Marge Simpson,Library,Luckily they chanced upon a traveling circus...,luckily they chanced upon a traveling circus,7 +127765,454,148,(Traveling Circus: ext. traveling circus - field - night (1860)),639000,false,,3699,,Traveling Circus,,, +127766,454,149,Marge Simpson: ...where they were helped by a crusty old clown.,639000,true,1,3699,Marge Simpson,Traveling Circus,...where they were helped by a crusty old clown.,where they were helped by a crusty old clown,9 +127767,454,150,""Circus Clown: A little schmutz",a little schmear,NA +127768,454,151,"Virgil Simpson: Well, I am a bit musical.",651000,TRUE,5558,3699,Virgil Simpson,Traveling Circus,"Well, I am a bit musical.",well i am a bit musical,6 +127769,454,152,Virgil Simpson: THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT ON MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME--,653000,TRUE,5558,3699,Virgil Simpson,Traveling Circus,THE SUN SHINES BRIGHT ON MY OLD KENTUCKY HOME--,the sun shines bright on my old kentucky home--,9 +127770,454,153,Circus Clown: Rule number one: never be better than me. And I'm pretty bad.,661000,TRUE,5561,3699,Circus Clown,Traveling Circus,Rule number one: never be better than me. And I'm pretty bad.,rule number one never be better than me and im pretty bad,12 +127771,454,154,"Circus Clown: Nothing to see here -- just a couple of clowns, and the world's youngest bearded lady.",671000,TRUE,5561,3699,Circus Clown,Traveling Circus,"Nothing to see here -- just a couple of clowns, and the world's youngest bearded lady.",nothing to see here -- just a couple of clowns and the worlds youngest bearded lady,16 +127772,454,155,Eliza: (HICK VOICE) That I is!,676000,TRUE,4204,3699,Eliza,Traveling Circus,That I is!,that i is,3 +127773,454,156,"Circus Clown: Look at her any longer, you're gonna have to pay a nickel.",680000,TRUE,5561,3699,Circus Clown,Traveling Circus,"Look at her any longer, you're gonna have to pay a nickel.",look at her any longer youre gonna have to pay a nickel,12 +127774,454,157,Circus Clown: Why do I always ask for a nickel? That's like twenty bucks in two thousand-ten money.,684000,TRUE,5561,3699,Circus Clown,Traveling Circus,Why do I always ask for a nickel? That's like twenty bucks in two thousand-ten money.,why do i always ask for a nickel thats like twenty bucks in two thousand-ten money,16 +127775,454,158,(Library: int. library - day),690000,FALSE,NA,248,NA,Library,NA,NA,NA +127776,454,159,Lisa Simpson: Wait. All that was in the recipe?,690000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,Wait. All that was in the recipe?,wait all that was in the recipe,7 +127777,454,160,Marge Simpson: It was a footnote. See?,693000,TRUE,1,248,Marge Simpson,Library,It was a footnote. See?,it was a footnote see,5 +127778,454,161,"Marge Simpson: ""Anyway, I was very proud of Eliza, but my husband Hiram had not quite caught abolition fever...""",695000,TRUE,1,248,Marge Simpson,Library,"""Anyway, I was very proud of Eliza, but my husband Hiram had not quite caught abolition fever...""",anyway i was very proud of eliza but my husband hiram had not quite caught abolition fever,17 +127780,454,163,"Hiram: Uh-uh, no way! He'll get me in trouble!",695000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"Uh-uh, no way! He'll get me in trouble!",uh-uh no way hell get me in trouble,8 +127781,454,164,Virgil Simpson: Maybe you'll change your mind about me after you try some of my...,705000,TRUE,5558,3700,Virgil Simpson,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Maybe you'll change your mind about me after you try some of my...,maybe youll change your mind about me after you try some of my,13 +127782,454,165,Virgil Simpson: Wheel cakes.,705000,TRUE,5558,3700,Virgil Simpson,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Wheel cakes.,wheel cakes,2 +127783,454,166,Hiram: (DUBIOUS) Wheel cakes?,710000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Wheel cakes?,wheel cakes,2 +127784,454,167,Virgil Simpson: They're just honey-sweetened batter...,711000,TRUE,5558,3700,Virgil Simpson,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,They're just honey-sweetened batter...,theyre just honey-sweetened batter,4 +127785,454,168,Hiram: Go on...,714000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Go on...,go on,2 +127786,454,169,Virgil Simpson: ...deep-fried in hog lard...,715000,TRUE,5558,3700,Virgil Simpson,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,...deep-fried in hog lard...,deep-fried in hog lard,4 +127787,454,170,"Hiram: Lard, you say...",717000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"Lard, you say...",lard you say,3 +127788,454,171,Virgil Simpson: ...then dusted with powdered sugar.,718000,TRUE,5558,3700,Virgil Simpson,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,...then dusted with powdered sugar.,then dusted with powdered sugar,5 +127789,454,172,Hiram: (MOUTH FULL) You can stay.,721000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,You can stay.,you can stay,3 +127790,454,173,Mabel: You swear you'll help him?,723000,TRUE,5555,3700,Mabel,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,You swear you'll help him?,you swear youll help him,5 +127791,454,174,Hiram: (SOLEMNLY) I give you my word as a Southern gentleman.,726000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,I give you my word as a Southern gentleman.,i give you my word as a southern gentleman,9 +127792,454,175,(Library: Int. LiBRARY - evening (PRESENT)),729000,FALSE,NA,248,NA,Library,NA,NA,NA +127793,454,176,Lisa Simpson: So they did the right thing -- my quest is fulfilled! (LOUD) Our family has heroes!,729000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,So they did the right thing -- my quest is fulfilled! Our family has heroes!,so they did the right thing -- my quest is fulfilled our family has heroes,15 +127794,454,177,Librarian: Shh!,739000,TRUE,310,248,Librarian,Library,Shh!,shh,1 +127795,454,178,"Lisa Simpson: (QUIET, HAPPY) Our family has heroes! (QUIET CHUCKLE)",740000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,Our family has heroes!,our family has heroes,4 +127796,454,179,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing (present)),750000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127797,454,180,(SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM: INT. springfield elementary AUDITORIUM - continuous),750000,FALSE,NA,498,NA,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,NA,NA,NA +127798,454,181,Ralph Wiggum: Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I went there!,750000,TRUE,119,498,Ralph Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,Martin Luther King had a dream. Dreams are where Elmo and Toy Story had a party and I went there!,martin luther king had a dream dreams are where elmo and toy story had a party and i went there,20 +127799,454,182,Ralph Wiggum: Yay! My turn is over!,756000,TRUE,119,498,Ralph Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,Yay! My turn is over!,yay my turn is over,5 +127800,454,183,"Seymour Skinner: One of your best, Ralph. Next up, we have Simpson, L.!",759000,TRUE,3,498,Seymour Skinner,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,"One of your best, Ralph. Next up, we have Simpson, L.!",one of your best ralph next up we have simpson l,11 +127801,454,184,"Lisa Simpson: My Black History Month presentation is called ""The Simpsons: The First Family of Freedom.""",762000,TRUE,9,498,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,"My Black History Month presentation is called ""The Simpsons: The First Family of Freedom.""",my black history month presentation is called the simpsons the first family of freedom,14 +127802,454,185,"Lisa Simpson: No, no, no, not now! Quit! Quit! (EXASPERATED) No, don't quit the program, just the update, ya stupid--",762000,TRUE,9,498,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,"No, no, no, not now! Quit! Quit! No, don't quit the program, just the update, ya stupid--",no no no not now quit quit no dont quit the program just the update ya stupid--,17 +127803,454,186,"Lisa Simpson: (AWKWARD CHUCKLE) Computers, right? (AWKWARD CHUCKLE, THEN, COMPOSED) Our story begins with a spunky little spitfire named Eliza Simpson.",777000,TRUE,9,498,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,"Computers, right? Our story begins with a spunky little spitfire named Eliza Simpson.",computers right our story begins with a spunky little spitfire named eliza simpson,13 +127804,454,187,"Lisa Simpson: The year was 1860, and the Underground Railroad was...",783000,TRUE,9,498,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,"The year was 1860, and the Underground Railroad was...",the year was 1860 and the underground railroad was,9 +127805,454,188,(Springfield Elementary School Auditorium: Int. SchOOL AUDITORIUM - ON STAGE - LATER (present)),788000,FALSE,NA,795,NA,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +127806,454,189,"Lisa Simpson: ...And though Hiram, Mabel, and Eliza are no longer among us, their truth goes marching on. (CHOKED UP) Thank you.",788000,TRUE,9,795,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"...And though Hiram, Mabel, and Eliza are no longer among us, their truth goes marching on. Thank you.",and though hiram mabel and eliza are no longer among us their truth goes marching on thank you,18 +127807,454,190,"Milhouse Van Houten: (FINISHES CLAPPING, THEN) Bravo, Lisa. Very entertaining -- but then again, fairy tales always are.",800000,TRUE,25,795,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"Bravo, Lisa. Very entertaining -- but then again, fairy tales always are.",bravo lisa very entertaining -- but then again fairy tales always are,12 +127808,454,191,Audience: (SHOCKED GASP),800000,FALSE,321,795,Audience,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +127809,454,192,Lisa Simpson: What are you talking about?,809000,TRUE,9,795,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +127837,454,220,Lisa Simpson: No! You lie! Eliza Simpson can't be a coward! She's the only decent ancestor I have.,947000,TRUE,9,498,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,No! You lie! Eliza Simpson can't be a coward! She's the only decent ancestor I have.,no you lie eliza simpson cant be a coward shes the only decent ancestor i have,16 +127810,454,193,"Milhouse Van Houten: I hold in my hand another diary. That of my great-great-great (TAKES HIT FROM INHALER) great-great grandfafa, Milford Van Houten.",811000,TRUE,25,795,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"I hold in my hand another diary. That of my great-great-great great-great grandfafa, Milford Van Houten.",i hold in my hand another diary that of my great-great-great great-great grandfafa milford van houten,16 +127811,454,194,"Milhouse Van Houten: ""April 22nd, 1860...""",824000,TRUE,25,795,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"""April 22nd, 1860...""",april 22nd 1860,3 +127812,454,195,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - 1860 - Day),824000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +127813,454,196,"Milford: (SOUTHERN) I was reclining beneath a sarsaparilla tree, reading about one of Mr. Thomas Jefferson's marvelous inventions...when suddenly I heard quite a commotion coming from the Simpson residence.",824000,TRUE,5562,216,Milford,Springfield,"I was reclining beneath a sarsaparilla tree, reading about one of Mr. Thomas Jefferson's marvelous inventions...when suddenly I heard quite a commotion coming from the Simpson residence.",i was reclining beneath a sarsaparilla tree reading about one of mr thomas jeffersons marvelous inventionswhen suddenly i heard quite a commotion coming from the simpson residence,27 +127814,454,197,Colonel Burns: You're a liar!,840000,TRUE,5556,216,Colonel Burns,Springfield,You're a liar!,youre a liar,3 +127815,454,198,Homer Simpson: Leave me alone! I have shares to crop!,841000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Leave me alone! I have shares to crop!,leave me alone i have shares to crop,8 +127816,454,199,(OLD SIMPSON HOUSE: int. old simpson house - continuous),843000,FALSE,NA,3700,NA,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +127817,454,200,Colonel Burns: That's one of Virgil's sugar-sprinkled cake rings! Now where is he?,843000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,That's one of Virgil's sugar-sprinkled cake rings! Now where is he?,thats one of virgils sugar-sprinkled cake rings now where is he,11 +127818,454,201,Hiram: I don't have to answer some weak old man with a walking stick.,849000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,I don't have to answer some weak old man with a walking stick.,i dont have to answer some weak old man with a walking stick,13 +127819,454,202,Hiram: (SCREAMS) A beating stick!,853000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,A beating stick!,a beating stick,3 +127820,454,203,Colonel Burns: (SWINGS) Brigand! (SWINGS) Dastard! (SWINGS) Renegade! (SWINGS) Mooncalf!,855000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Brigand! Dastard! Renegade! Mooncalf!,brigand dastard renegade mooncalf,4 +127821,454,204,Hiram: I can't tell you where he is -- I swore an oath!,860000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,I can't tell you where he is -- I swore an oath!,i cant tell you where he is -- i swore an oath,12 +127822,454,205,"Colonel Burns: I see... (SEDUCTIVE) You know, Simpson, every man has his price. And no one is better at determining said price than yours truly.",863000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"I see... You know, Simpson, every man has his price. And no one is better at determining said price than yours truly.",i see you know simpson every man has his price and no one is better at determining said price than yours truly,22 +127823,454,206,Colonel Burns: I would say your price is... (CONFIDENT) a pleasant surprise.,882000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,I would say your price is... a pleasant surprise.,i would say your price is a pleasant surprise,9 +127824,454,207,Hiram: (CRACKING) That's exactly my price! Your man Virgil... is... in...,887000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,That's exactly my price! Your man Virgil... is... in...,thats exactly my price your man virgil is in,9 +127825,454,208,"Eliza: Father, no!",892000,TRUE,4204,3700,Eliza,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"Father, no!",father no,2 +127826,454,209,Hiram: Eliza! Hold your tongue!,893000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Eliza! Hold your tongue!,eliza hold your tongue,4 +127827,454,210,"Colonel Burns: (TO HIRAM) Don't worry, I'll handle this one. (TO ELIZA) Young lady, in this day and age, women only express their opinions in diaries to be found long after they're gone. From the day you were born, you were brought up to crave the approval of a man. And I know you really want to be a good girl, and good girls are seen and not heard.",894000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"Don't worry, I'll handle this one. Young lady, in this day and age, women only express their opinions in diaries to be found long after they're gone. From the day you were born, you were brought up to crave the approval of a man. And I know you really want to be a good girl, and good girls are seen and not heard.",dont worry ill handle this one young lady in this day and age women only express their opinions in diaries to be found long after theyre gone from the day you were born you were brought up to crave the approval of a man and i know you really want to be a good girl and good girls are seen and not heard,63 +127828,454,211,"Eliza: (BEATEN) Yes, sir.",918000,TRUE,4204,3700,Eliza,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"Yes, sir.",yes sir,2 +127829,454,212,Colonel Burns: Thatta girl.,920000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Thatta girl.,thatta girl,2 +127830,454,213,Colonel Burns: (ALL BUSINESS) Now where's my man?,922000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Now where's my man?,now wheres my man,4 +127831,454,214,Hiram: (QUICKLY) In the turnip shed. (EAGER) Now what's my surprise?,924000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,In the turnip shed. Now what's my surprise?,in the turnip shed now whats my surprise,8 +127832,454,215,Colonel Burns: Your surprise is... (BRISKLY) a new pair of shoes!,926000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Your surprise is... a new pair of shoes!,your surprise is a new pair of shoes,8 +127833,454,216,"Hiram: Oh my God, that surprise is so pleasant!",929000,TRUE,5554,3700,Hiram,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"Oh my God, that surprise is so pleasant!",oh my god that surprise is so pleasant,8 +127834,454,217,Milford: After that fateful day...,936000,TRUE,5562,3700,Milford,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,After that fateful day...,after that fateful day,4 +127835,454,218,(SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM - DAY (PRESENT)),936000,FALSE,NA,498,NA,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,NA,NA,NA +127836,454,219,"Milhouse Van Houten: (READING) ""...I could never even look at Eliza again."" (SHUTS DIARY) It didn't help that the next day he drank bad well water and went blind.",936000,TRUE,25,498,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,"""...I could never even look at Eliza again."" It didn't help that the next day he drank bad well water and went blind.",i could never even look at eliza again it didnt help that the next day he drank bad well water and went blind,23 +127838,454,221,"Groundskeeper Willie: Ach! Take it outside, lassie! We've still got three ""Jackie Robinsons"" and a ""Tuskegee Airmen"" to go...",954000,TRUE,404,498,Groundskeeper Willie,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,"Ach! Take it outside, lassie! We've still got three ""Jackie Robinsons"" and a ""Tuskegee Airmen"" to go...",ach take it outside lassie weve still got three jackie robinsons and a tuskegee airmen to go,17 +127839,454,222,Groundskeeper Willie: (EXASPERATED) ...And so many Obamas!,961000,TRUE,404,498,Groundskeeper Willie,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,...And so many Obamas!,and so many obamas,4 +127840,454,223,Obama Kids: Yes we can! / Audacity of hope! / Yes we can! / Let me be clear.,963000,TRUE,5563,498,Obama Kids,SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY AUDITORIUM,Yes we can! / Audacity of hope! / Yes we can! / Let me be clear.,yes we can audacity of hope yes we can let me be clear,13 +127841,454,224,(Springfield Library: Ext. Springfield library - day - establishing),970000,FALSE,NA,90,NA,Springfield Library,NA,NA,NA +127842,454,225,"Librarian: As I told you, we just don't have any books pertaining to Eliza Simpson.",970000,TRUE,310,90,Librarian,Springfield Library,"As I told you, we just don't have any books pertaining to Eliza Simpson.",as i told you we just dont have any books pertaining to eliza simpson,14 +127843,454,226,Lisa Simpson: But I need to prove that my ancestor couldn't have backed down to Colonel Burns!,974000,TRUE,9,90,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Library,But I need to prove that my ancestor couldn't have backed down to Colonel Burns!,but i need to prove that my ancestor couldnt have backed down to colonel burns,15 +127844,454,227,"C. Montgomery Burns: Colonel Burns? Why, I haven't heard my father's name in years.",979000,TRUE,15,90,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Library,"Colonel Burns? Why, I haven't heard my father's name in years.",colonel burns why i havent heard my fathers name in years,11 +127845,454,228,"Librarian: You know, you could try our film vault.",985000,TRUE,310,90,Librarian,Springfield Library,"You know, you could try our film vault.",you know you could try our film vault,8 +127846,454,229,Lisa Simpson: Huh?,987000,TRUE,9,90,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Library,Huh?,huh,1 +127847,454,230,Librarian #2: (TURNS) We have a film vault?,988000,TRUE,5564,90,Librarian #2,Springfield Library,We have a film vault?,we have a film vault,5 +127848,454,231,Librarian: It's where we hooked up during the Christmas party.,990000,TRUE,310,90,Librarian,Springfield Library,It's where we hooked up during the Christmas party.,its where we hooked up during the christmas party,9 +127849,454,232,Librarian #2: (REMEMBERING) Ohhh...,993000,TRUE,5564,90,Librarian #2,Springfield Library,Ohhh...,ohhh,1 +127850,454,233,(FILM VAULT: iNT. film vault - DAY),998000,FALSE,NA,3701,NA,FILM VAULT,NA,NA,NA +127851,454,234,"Interviewer: (SLIGHTLY OFF-MIKE) So, Miss Eliza, I understand you just turned one hundred.",998000,TRUE,19,3701,Interviewer,FILM VAULT,"So, Miss Eliza, I understand you just turned one hundred.",so miss eliza i understand you just turned one hundred,10 +127852,454,235,Eliza: (FRAIL WOMAN) It's been quite a life.,1002000,TRUE,4204,3701,Eliza,FILM VAULT,It's been quite a life.,its been quite a life,5 +127853,454,236,Interviewer: (SLIGHTLY OFF-MIKE) Any regrets?,1005000,TRUE,19,3701,Interviewer,FILM VAULT,Any regrets?,any regrets,2 +127854,454,237,"Eliza: Just one. When I was a girl, I witnessed a grave injustice... but I held my tongue. That pat on my head from a wicked man has haunted me to this day.",1006000,TRUE,4204,3701,Eliza,FILM VAULT,"Just one. When I was a girl, I witnessed a grave injustice... but I held my tongue. That pat on my head from a wicked man has haunted me to this day.",just one when i was a girl i witnessed a grave injustice but i held my tongue that pat on my head from a wicked man has haunted me to this day,32 +127855,454,238,Lisa Simpson: (TEARFULLY) There's no noble Simpson.,1021000,TRUE,9,3701,Lisa Simpson,FILM VAULT,There's no noble Simpson.,theres no noble simpson,4 +127856,454,239,(Simpson Home: ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),1024000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127857,454,240,"Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) You were right, Dad. I should have quit while I was ahead, instead of learning the horrible truth about our family and Virgil.",1024000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"You were right, Dad. I should have quit while I was ahead, instead of learning the horrible truth about our family and Virgil.",you were right dad i should have quit while i was ahead instead of learning the horrible truth about our family and virgil,23 +127858,454,241,"Grampa Simpson: Aw, don't cry, meat pie. Things worked out pretty well for Virgil in the end.",1035000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, don't cry, meat pie. Things worked out pretty well for Virgil in the end.",aw dont cry meat pie things worked out pretty well for virgil in the end,15 +127859,454,242,Lisa Simpson: What are you talking about? Is there something you know about Virgil that you haven't told us?,1040000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you talking about? Is there something you know about Virgil that you haven't told us?,what are you talking about is there something you know about virgil that you havent told us,17 +127860,454,243,"Grampa Simpson: I'll take that secret to my grave! Or urn, or medical school dissecting table, or wherever you're dumpin' me!",1045000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll take that secret to my grave! Or urn, or medical school dissecting table, or wherever you're dumpin' me!",ill take that secret to my grave or urn or medical school dissecting table or wherever youre dumpin me,19 +127861,454,244,"Homer Simpson: Listen, Wrinkles! If you know something that'll cheer up my little girl, you'd better spill it. Or I can make things very uncomfortable for you.",1051000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Listen, Wrinkles! If you know something that'll cheer up my little girl, you'd better spill it. Or I can make things very uncomfortable for you.",listen wrinkles if you know something thatll cheer up my little girl youd better spill it or i can make things very uncomfortable for you,25 +127862,454,245,"Grampa Simpson: (PANICKY) Okay, I'll talk! D-Day is June 6th! Repeat: June 6th! Allied forces will land on the beaches of Normandy in the following order: Utah, Omaha, Gold, Juno... are you writing this down, Fritz?",1062000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, I'll talk! D-Day is June 6th! Repeat: June 6th! Allied forces will land on the beaches of Normandy in the following order: Utah, Omaha, Gold, Juno... are you writing this down, Fritz?",okay ill talk d-day is june 6th repeat june 6th allied forces will land on the beaches of normandy in the following order utah omaha gold juno are you writing this down fritz,33 +127863,454,246,Homer Simpson: About Virgil.,1075000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,About Virgil.,about virgil,2 +127864,454,247,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, right. Well Lisa, Mabel knew her husband well, so she had cooked up a little ""payback pie...""",1076000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, right. Well Lisa, Mabel knew her husband well, so she had cooked up a little ""payback pie...""",oh right well lisa mabel knew her husband well so she had cooked up a little payback pie,18 +127865,454,248,(OLD SIMPSON HOUSE: ext. Old SIMPSON HOUSE - day (1860)),1086000,FALSE,NA,3700,NA,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +127866,454,249,C. Montgomery Burns: (STARTLED NOISE),1086000,FALSE,15,3700,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +127867,454,250,"Mabel: Get off my property, Colonel Burns! And if I ever see you in these parts again, (COCKS SHOTGUN) you're gonna be a Memphis belle.",1086000,TRUE,5555,3700,Mabel,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"Get off my property, Colonel Burns! And if I ever see you in these parts again, you're gonna be a Memphis belle.",get off my property colonel burns and if i ever see you in these parts again youre gonna be a memphis belle,22 +127868,454,251,"Colonel Burns: Very well. You may have won this round. But some day my history will be told, by my descendants Ken and Rick Burns.",1094000,TRUE,5556,3700,Colonel Burns,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"Very well. You may have won this round. But some day my history will be told, by my descendants Ken and Rick Burns.",very well you may have won this round but some day my history will be told by my descendants ken and rick burns,23 +127869,454,252,Mabel: I knew you'd break your promise! Now I'm taking Virgil to freedom!,1105000,TRUE,5555,3700,Mabel,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,I knew you'd break your promise! Now I'm taking Virgil to freedom!,i knew youd break your promise now im taking virgil to freedom,12 +127870,454,253,"Virgil Simpson: You defied your husband for me? Man, this is the sixties.",1109000,TRUE,5558,3700,Virgil Simpson,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"You defied your husband for me? Man, this is the sixties.",you defied your husband for me man this is the sixties,11 +127871,454,254,Mabel: Now let's take you to a place where a black man can blend in: Canada.,1114000,TRUE,5555,3700,Mabel,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,Now let's take you to a place where a black man can blend in: Canada.,now lets take you to a place where a black man can blend in canada,15 +127872,454,255,"Grampa Simpson: So with those words, Mabel and Virgil headed north.",1120000,TRUE,31,3700,Grampa Simpson,OLD SIMPSON HOUSE,"So with those words, Mabel and Virgil headed north.",so with those words mabel and virgil headed north,9 +127873,454,256,(Country Road: ext. country road - early evening),1120000,FALSE,NA,186,NA,Country Road,NA,NA,NA +127874,454,257,Grampa Simpson: But their journey was fraught with peril...,1120000,TRUE,31,186,Grampa Simpson,Country Road,But their journey was fraught with peril...,but their journey was fraught with peril,7 +127875,454,258,"Virgil Simpson: (SIGHS) Mabel, why don't I go on alone, and you go back to Hiram?",1134000,TRUE,5558,186,Virgil Simpson,Country Road,"Mabel, why don't I go on alone, and you go back to Hiram?",mabel why dont i go on alone and you go back to hiram,13 +127876,454,259,Mabel: No! There's no life for me with him! I just need to disguise my hair... but how?,1137000,TRUE,5555,186,Mabel,Country Road,No! There's no life for me with him! I just need to disguise my hair... but how?,no theres no life for me with him i just need to disguise my hair but how,17 +127877,454,260,Abraham Lincoln: May I be of assistance?,1143000,TRUE,857,186,Abraham Lincoln,Country Road,May I be of assistance?,may i be of assistance,5 +127878,454,261,Mabel: Abraham Lincoln?! (GASPS),1145000,TRUE,5555,186,Mabel,Country Road,Abraham Lincoln?!,abraham lincoln,2 +127879,454,262,Abraham Lincoln: Perhaps this hat will help disguise your hair.,1145000,TRUE,857,186,Abraham Lincoln,Country Road,Perhaps this hat will help disguise your hair.,perhaps this hat will help disguise your hair,8 +127880,454,263,Mabel: Thank you. (PUTS IT ON OVER HAIR) How's it look?,1150000,TRUE,5555,186,Mabel,Country Road,Thank you. How's it look?,thank you hows it look,5 +127881,454,264,Abraham Lincoln: It makes you look like a potbellied stove.,1155000,TRUE,857,186,Abraham Lincoln,Country Road,It makes you look like a potbellied stove.,it makes you look like a potbellied stove,8 +127882,454,265,Mabel: (ANNOYED NOISE),1155000,FALSE,5555,186,Mabel,Country Road,NA,NA,NA +127883,454,266,"Abraham Lincoln: (OFF HER ANNOYED LOOK) Hey, hey, ""Honest Abe."" (CHUCKLES) Oh, I'm a riot.",1155000,TRUE,857,186,Abraham Lincoln,Country Road,"Hey, hey, ""Honest Abe."" Oh, I'm a riot.",hey hey honest abe oh im a riot,8 +127884,454,267,(Niagara Falls: ext. niagara falls - day),1162000,FALSE,NA,3702,NA,Niagara Falls,NA,NA,NA +127885,454,268,"Grampa Simpson: As the border drew closer, so did Virgil and Mabel.",1162000,TRUE,31,3702,Grampa Simpson,Niagara Falls,"As the border drew closer, so did Virgil and Mabel.",as the border drew closer so did virgil and mabel,10 +127886,454,269,Virgil Simpson: After you.,1165000,TRUE,5558,3702,Virgil Simpson,Niagara Falls,After you.,after you,2 +127887,454,270,"Grampa Simpson: By the time they crossed into Canada, things had changed...",1167000,TRUE,31,3702,Grampa Simpson,Niagara Falls,"By the time they crossed into Canada, things had changed...",by the time they crossed into canada things had changed,10 +127888,454,271,(Bridge: ext. bridge - long shot - continuous),1175000,FALSE,NA,99,NA,Bridge,NA,NA,NA +127889,454,272,Grampa Simpson: ...Mabel divorced Hiram...,1175000,TRUE,31,99,Grampa Simpson,Bridge,...Mabel divorced Hiram...,mabel divorced hiram,3 +127890,454,273,(Office: INt. OFFICE - day),1175000,FALSE,NA,745,NA,Office,NA,NA,NA +127891,454,274,Grampa Simpson: ...and got one of his shoes in the settlement...Mabel and Virgil lived out the rest of their days in peace.,1175000,TRUE,31,745,Grampa Simpson,Office,...and got one of his shoes in the settlement...Mabel and Virgil lived out the rest of their days in peace.,and got one of his shoes in the settlementmabel and virgil lived out the rest of their days in peace,20 +127892,454,275,(MODEST SNOW-COVERED HOUSE: ext. modest snow-covered house - day - establishing),1187000,FALSE,NA,3703,NA,MODEST SNOW-COVERED HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +127893,454,276,"Grampa Simpson: They got married, and since Virgil had no last name, they both took the name Simpson, so that Mabel could keep all her monogrammed table linens.",1187000,TRUE,31,3703,Grampa Simpson,MODEST SNOW-COVERED HOUSE,"They got married, and since Virgil had no last name, they both took the name Simpson, so that Mabel could keep all her monogrammed table linens.",they got married and since virgil had no last name they both took the name simpson so that mabel could keep all her monogrammed table linens,26 +127950,455,41,(Hallway: int. hallway - continuous),220000,FALSE,NA,137,NA,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +127894,454,277,"Grampa Simpson: And their son, Abraham Simpson, was my great-grandfather.",1196000,TRUE,31,3703,Grampa Simpson,MODEST SNOW-COVERED HOUSE,"And their son, Abraham Simpson, was my great-grandfather.",and their son abraham simpson was my great-grandfather,8 +127895,454,278,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - day (A LITTLE LATER)),1206000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127896,454,279,"Grampa Simpson: So you're actually descended from Virgil, not Hiram. Are ya happy?",1206000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"So you're actually descended from Virgil, not Hiram. Are ya happy?",so youre actually descended from virgil not hiram are ya happy,11 +127897,454,280,Lisa Simpson: Yes! I'm thrilled! We've regained our family honor and (TO BART) we're one-sixty-fourth black!,1211000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Yes! I'm thrilled! We've regained our family honor and we're one-sixty-fourth black!,yes im thrilled weve regained our family honor and were one-sixty-fourth black,12 +127898,454,281,Bart Simpson: So that's why I'm so cool!,1218000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,So that's why I'm so cool!,so thats why im so cool,6 +127899,454,282,Lisa Simpson: That's why my jazz is so smooth!,1221000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's why my jazz is so smooth!,thats why my jazz is so smooth,7 +127900,454,283,Homer Simpson: And that's why I earn less than my white co-workers!,1223000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And that's why I earn less than my white co-workers!,and thats why i earn less than my white co-workers,10 +127901,454,284,"Lisa Simpson: Grampa, why'd you try to keep us from finding this out?",1226000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Grampa, why'd you try to keep us from finding this out?",grampa whyd you try to keep us from finding this out,11 +127902,454,285,"Grampa Simpson: Well, it's hard to explain this to a young person, but people of my generation are... you know...",1229000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it's hard to explain this to a young person, but people of my generation are... you know...",well its hard to explain this to a young person but people of my generation are you know,18 +127903,454,286,Lisa Simpson: Racists?,1236000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Racists?,racists,1 +127904,454,287,Grampa Simpson: That's it.,1236000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's it.,thats it,2 +127905,454,288,"Marge Simpson: I don't know what the big deal is. I mean, it never bothered any of you that my father's French. You know, Bouvier?",1238000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't know what the big deal is. I mean, it never bothered any of you that my father's French. You know, Bouvier?",i dont know what the big deal is i mean it never bothered any of you that my fathers french you know bouvier,23 +127906,454,289,Homer Simpson: So that's why I love drinking so much.,1245000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,So that's why I love drinking so much.,so thats why i love drinking so much,8 +127907,454,290,"Marge Simpson: I'm French, not you.",1248000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm French, not you.",im french not you,4 +127908,454,291,"Homer Simpson: (SHRUGGING) C'est la vie, baby.",1249000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'est la vie, baby.",cest la vie baby,4 +127909,455,0,"Narrator: How will the Springfielder of the future get around town? Will he be like Bus-stop Bill, caught out in the rain?",26000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,"How will the Springfielder of the future get around town? Will he be like Bus-stop Bill, caught out in the rain?",how will the springfielder of the future get around town will he be like bus-stop bill caught out in the rain,21 +127910,455,1,"Narrator: Or will he be like Subway Sam, packed like a tuna, on the Springfield Metro Line?",35000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,"Or will he be like Subway Sam, packed like a tuna, on the Springfield Metro Line?",or will he be like subway sam packed like a tuna on the springfield metro line,16 +127911,455,2,Narrator: (POSITIVE) Here he can rub shoulders with fellow businessmen and share their deadly germs!,40000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,Here he can rub shoulders with fellow businessmen and share their deadly germs!,here he can rub shoulders with fellow businessmen and share their deadly germs,13 +127912,455,3,"Narrator: These two men might as well be kissing! Is there no way to get to work in comfort, safety, and style?",49000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,"These two men might as well be kissing! Is there no way to get to work in comfort, safety, and style?",these two men might as well be kissing is there no way to get to work in comfort safety and style,21 +127913,455,4,"Narrator: Well, it looks like Motorcar Mel's got the answer! He's cruising at a hundred and thirty miles an hour in a plutonium-powered auto on the spacious skyway of tomorrow.",56000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,"Well, it looks like Motorcar Mel's got the answer! He's cruising at a hundred and thirty miles an hour in a plutonium-powered auto on the spacious skyway of tomorrow.",well it looks like motorcar mels got the answer hes cruising at a hundred and thirty miles an hour in a plutonium-powered auto on the spacious skyway of tomorrow,29 +127914,455,5,Narrator: And it's got plenty of room for all of Mrs. Mel's shopping.,67000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,And it's got plenty of room for all of Mrs. Mel's shopping.,and its got plenty of room for all of mrs mels shopping,12 +127915,455,6,Narrator: All that's left is to pick Junior up from school.,75000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,All that's left is to pick Junior up from school.,all thats left is to pick junior up from school,10 +127916,455,7,Narrator: Looks like that robot arm needs a little adjustment. (CHUCKLES),80000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,Looks like that robot arm needs a little adjustment.,looks like that robot arm needs a little adjustment,9 +127917,455,8,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. school - continuous),90000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127918,455,9,(Springfield Elementary School: InT. Springfield elementary - classroom - continuous),90000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127919,455,10,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well, that concludes... I don't really know what that was. Now please take out your homework.",90000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, that concludes... I don't really know what that was. Now please take out your homework.",well that concludes i dont really know what that was now please take out your homework,16 +127920,455,11,Bart Simpson: (URGENT SOTTO TO MILHOUSE) Homework? What homework?,96000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Homework? What homework?,homework what homework,3 +127951,455,42,Bart Simpson: Sixth-graders! Nooooooo!,220000,TRUE,8,137,Bart Simpson,Hallway,Sixth-graders! Nooooooo!,sixth-graders nooooooo,2 +127921,455,12,Milhouse Van Houten: We had to build a Hopi Indian pueblo.,98000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,We had to build a Hopi Indian pueblo.,we had to build a hopi indian pueblo,8 +127922,455,13,Martin Prince: Mine features indigenous Hopi songs.,100000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,Mine features indigenous Hopi songs.,mine features indigenous hopi songs,5 +127923,455,14,Hopi Singers: (NATIVE AMERICAN SINGING) NA HI HIE HO HEY...!,103000,TRUE,5565,3,Hopi Singers,Springfield Elementary School,NA HI HIE HO HEY...!,na hi hie ho hey,5 +127924,455,15,Martin Prince: What's this? A promoter has arrived to entice the tribe to perform in a wild west show!,107000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,What's this? A promoter has arrived to entice the tribe to perform in a wild west show!,whats this a promoter has arrived to entice the tribe to perform in a wild west show,17 +127925,455,16,"Martin Prince: Unfortunately, the chief doesn't read the contract very carefully.",115000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"Unfortunately, the chief doesn't read the contract very carefully.",unfortunately the chief doesnt read the contract very carefully,9 +127926,455,17,"Martin Prince: The good news is, over a hundred years later, a brilliant little boy receives an ""A"" for his amazing presentation.",121000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"The good news is, over a hundred years later, a brilliant little boy receives an ""A"" for his amazing presentation.",the good news is over a hundred years later a brilliant little boy receives an a for his amazing presentation,20 +127927,455,18,Class: (IMPRESSED NOISES),121000,FALSE,1433,3,Class,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127928,455,19,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (CLAPPING) Bravo, Martin! Bravo!",132000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Bravo, Martin! Bravo!",bravo martin bravo,3 +127929,455,20,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well let's see what the rest of you dullards have to offer.,134000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Well let's see what the rest of you dullards have to offer.,well lets see what the rest of you dullards have to offer,12 +127930,455,21,Bart Simpson: Uh-oh.,140000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +127931,455,22,Bart Simpson: (HOPEFUL NOISE),140000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127932,455,23,"Bart Simpson: Dammit! (THEN, TO SELF) Okay, don't panic. I can build one of those things from the crap in my desk.",146000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Dammit! Okay, don't panic. I can build one of those things from the crap in my desk.",dammit okay dont panic i can build one of those things from the crap in my desk,17 +127933,455,24,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Bart Simpson, you've had three months to do this project, you started thirty seconds ago.",152000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart Simpson, you've had three months to do this project, you started thirty seconds ago.",bart simpson youve had three months to do this project you started thirty seconds ago,15 +127934,455,25,Bart Simpson: (BOWS) Thank you. Thank you.,156000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Thank you. Thank you.,thank you thank you,4 +127935,455,26,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I'm not complimenting you! You've destroyed every ideal I've had about teaching since I saw ""To Sir, With Love"" as a little girl.",158000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm not complimenting you! You've destroyed every ideal I've had about teaching since I saw ""To Sir, With Love"" as a little girl.",im not complimenting you youve destroyed every ideal ive had about teaching since i saw to sir with love as a little girl,23 +127936,455,27,"Nelson Muntz: Haw haw, you're old!",165000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Haw haw, you're old!",haw haw youre old,4 +127937,455,28,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I saw it on video in the '80s!,167000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,I saw it on video in the '80s!,i saw it on video in the 80s,8 +127938,455,29,"Nelson Muntz: Outdated medium -- I stand by my ""haw haw.""",169000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Outdated medium -- I stand by my ""haw haw.""",outdated medium -- i stand by my haw haw,9 +127939,455,30,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (TO NELSON, DISMISSIVE) (MOVING TO DESK) Bart, I'm sending your parents a letter.",172000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart, I'm sending your parents a letter.",bart im sending your parents a letter,7 +127940,455,31,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (MUTTERS) ""Irresponsible..."" ""unprepared..."" ""bad seed...""",174000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"""Irresponsible..."" ""unprepared..."" ""bad seed...""",irresponsible unprepared bad seed,4 +127941,455,32,Bart Simpson: (PROMPTING) Good guy...,174000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Good guy...,good guy,2 +127942,455,33,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: ...bad guy. Signed... (SHE SIGNS IT) ...stamped...and sealed.,179000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,...bad guy. Signed... ...stamped...and sealed.,bad guy signed stampedand sealed,5 +127943,455,34,"Bart Simpson: (SLY) So, can I deliver that to the office for you?",185000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"So, can I deliver that to the office for you?",so can i deliver that to the office for you,10 +127944,455,35,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ha! I wasn't born yesterday.,189000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Ha! I wasn't born yesterday.,ha i wasnt born yesterday,5 +127945,455,36,Nelson Muntz: Ha! Tell me about it!,192000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Ha! Tell me about it!,ha tell me about it,5 +127946,455,37,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Martin?,195000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Martin?,martin,1 +127947,455,38,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Outgoing mail slot. Now.,197000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Outgoing mail slot. Now.,outgoing mail slot now,4 +127949,455,40,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (STARTLED NOISE) Fire alarm! (PLEASED) Ooo, that means firemen! (CHUCKLES)",207000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Fire alarm! Ooo, that means firemen!",fire alarm ooo that means firemen,6 +127952,455,43,6th Graders: (ADLIB) Training bra. / I have an unwanted boner. (ETC.),223000,TRUE,4568,137,6th Graders,Hallway,Training bra. / I have an unwanted boner.,training bra i have an unwanted boner,7 +127953,455,44,Bart Simpson: (DIVING NOISE),223000,FALSE,8,137,Bart Simpson,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +127954,455,45,Bart Simpson: (GROSSED-OUT NOISES),223000,FALSE,8,137,Bart Simpson,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +127955,455,46,Bart Simpson: Yes!,242000,TRUE,8,137,Bart Simpson,Hallway,Yes!,yes,1 +127956,455,47,"Groundskeeper Willie: Hoistin' a bag. Ay, there's no better feelin' on earth.",246000,TRUE,404,137,Groundskeeper Willie,Hallway,"Hoistin' a bag. Ay, there's no better feelin' on earth.",hoistin a bag ay theres no better feelin on earth,10 +127957,455,48,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),254000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127958,455,49,Lisa Simpson: Now what are you up to?,254000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Now what are you up to?,now what are you up to,6 +127959,455,50,"Bart Simpson: Whatever happened to ""hi?""",256000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whatever happened to ""hi?""",whatever happened to hi,4 +127960,455,51,Lisa Simpson: Hi. Now what are you up to?,258000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Hi. Now what are you up to?,hi now what are you up to,7 +127961,455,52,Bart Simpson: A letter's comin' from school and I need to be home to keep Mom and Dad from getting it.,260000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,A letter's comin' from school and I need to be home to keep Mom and Dad from getting it.,a letters comin from school and i need to be home to keep mom and dad from getting it,19 +127962,455,53,Bart Simpson: (CALLS OUT) Mommm! I have a fever!,265000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Mommm! I have a fever!,mommm i have a fever,5 +127963,455,54,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, a hundred and three! No school today.",272000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooo, a hundred and three! No school today.",ooo a hundred and three no school today,8 +127964,455,55,"Marge Simpson: Then again, there's only one way to get a truly accurate reading.",278000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Then again, there's only one way to get a truly accurate reading.",then again theres only one way to get a truly accurate reading,12 +127965,455,56,"Marge Simpson: Bart, pants.",281000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, pants.",bart pants,2 +127966,455,57,"Lisa Simpson: Just close your eyes and think of Milhouse. (SHE EXITS, CHUCKLING)",282000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Just close your eyes and think of Milhouse.,just close your eyes and think of milhouse,8 +127967,455,58,Marge Simpson: Yup. One-oh-three on the dot. You're stayin' home.,289000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Yup. One-oh-three on the dot. You're stayin' home.,yup one-oh-three on the dot youre stayin home,8 +127968,455,59,"Lisa Simpson: (TO BART, MYSTIFIED) How did you--",291000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,How did you--,how did you--,3 +127969,455,60,Bart Simpson: I don't want to talk about it.,291000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't want to talk about it.,i dont want to talk about it,7 +127970,455,61,Bart Simpson: I've gotta get that letter before Mom and Dad do. Stay focused...,294000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I've gotta get that letter before Mom and Dad do. Stay focused...,ive gotta get that letter before mom and dad do stay focused,12 +127971,455,62,Bart Simpson: Focused...,300000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Focused...,focused,1 +127972,455,63,Bart Simpson: Focused...,302000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Focused...,focused,1 +127973,455,64,Bart Simpson: Focused... (IMITATES GUITAR RIFF),304000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Focused...,focused,1 +127974,455,65,Bart Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM OF REMEMBERING),304000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127975,455,66,Bart Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),304000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127976,455,67,"Homer Simpson: (EXAMINING MAIL) Credit card offer, overdue bill... credit card offer, overdue bill... huh, what's this?",315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Credit card offer, overdue bill... credit card offer, overdue bill... huh, what's this?",credit card offer overdue bill credit card offer overdue bill huh whats this,13 +127977,455,68,Homer Simpson: What the... you're a month behind on homework?!,322000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the... you're a month behind on homework?!,what the youre a month behind on homework,8 +127978,455,69,Bart Simpson: I tried really hard to stop you from finding out. Does that help?,325000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I tried really hard to stop you from finding out. Does that help?,i tried really hard to stop you from finding out does that help,13 +127979,455,70,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) A little!,329000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,A little!,a little,2 +127980,455,71,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),331000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +127981,455,72,"Seymour Skinner: These are Bart's uncompleted homework assignments for the last month: worksheets, problem sets, book reports, math jumbles, dioramas, topic sentences, conclusions, bibliographies, synonyms, mean-the-sames, define-a-likes, word twins and one Thanksgiving hand-turkey.",331000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"These are Bart's uncompleted homework assignments for the last month: worksheets, problem sets, book reports, math jumbles, dioramas, topic sentences, conclusions, bibliographies, synonyms, mean-the-sames, define-a-likes, word twins and one Thanksgiving hand-turkey.",these are barts uncompleted homework assignments for the last month worksheets problem sets book reports math jumbles dioramas topic sentences conclusions bibliographies synonyms mean-the-sames define-a-likes word twins and one thanksgiving hand-turkey,31 +127982,455,73,Marge Simpson: One month? That's a heavy workload for a fourth grader.,346000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,One month? That's a heavy workload for a fourth grader.,one month thats a heavy workload for a fourth grader,10 +127983,455,74,Homer Simpson: I say this boy needs more homework.,349000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I say this boy needs more homework.,i say this boy needs more homework,7 +127984,455,75,"Homer Simpson: (TO SKINNER) I don't have to do it with him, do I?",351000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I don't have to do it with him, do I?",i dont have to do it with him do i,10 +127986,455,77,Homer Simpson: Pile it on! I want him to be Korean by the time he's done.,355000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Pile it on! I want him to be Korean by the time he's done.,pile it on i want him to be korean by the time hes done,14 +127987,455,78,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - day),365000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127988,455,79,"Homer Simpson: Hm. Clean dishes. (GETTING IDEA) I either have to unload them, or, uh...",365000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm. Clean dishes. I either have to unload them, or, uh...",hm clean dishes i either have to unload them or uh,11 +127989,455,80,Homer Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),365000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127990,455,81,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED NOISE) Thanks for doing the dishes.,380000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Thanks for doing the dishes.,thanks for doing the dishes,5 +127991,455,82,Homer Simpson: No problem. You can unload.,384000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,No problem. You can unload.,no problem you can unload,5 +127992,455,83,"Marge Simpson: Y'know -- I think Bart might have too much homework. If they keep overwhelming him, he might be turned off school forever.",386000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Y'know -- I think Bart might have too much homework. If they keep overwhelming him, he might be turned off school forever.",yknow -- i think bart might have too much homework if they keep overwhelming him he might be turned off school forever,22 +127993,455,84,"Homer Simpson: Oh my! A child who doesn't enjoy school? (INTO ""PHONE"") Hello? Hollywood?! You want to buy the movie rights to this incredible story? A million dollars? Deal! (HANGS UP, MOANS) Now I have to write it.",393000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my! A child who doesn't enjoy school? Hello? Hollywood?! You want to buy the movie rights to this incredible story? A million dollars? Deal! Now I have to write it.,oh my a child who doesnt enjoy school hello hollywood you want to buy the movie rights to this incredible story a million dollars deal now i have to write it,31 +127994,455,85,Anime Kid: Digibot! Go-go-goman has the crystal life ball!,408000,TRUE,5566,5,Anime Kid,Simpson Home,Digibot! Go-go-goman has the crystal life ball!,digibot go-go-goman has the crystal life ball,7 +127995,455,86,PICKACHU-TYPE: (INANE CHATTER),408000,FALSE,5567,5,PICKACHU-TYPE,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +127996,455,87,"Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Wow, how does this show stay so fresh?",414000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wow, how does this show stay so fresh?",wow how does this show stay so fresh,8 +127997,455,88,Homer Simpson: Hey! You're supposed to be doing your homework! No more TV for you!,416000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hey! You're supposed to be doing your homework! No more TV for you!,hey youre supposed to be doing your homework no more tv for you,13 +127998,455,89,"Homer Simpson: Until your homework is done, the only place your butt is safe from my foot is in that chair.",427000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Until your homework is done, the only place your butt is safe from my foot is in that chair.",until your homework is done the only place your butt is safe from my foot is in that chair,19 +127999,455,90,"Marge Simpson: (QUIETLY) It's okay, Bart. Just do a couple vocabulary words, then come have some milk and cookies.",438000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's okay, Bart. Just do a couple vocabulary words, then come have some milk and cookies.",its okay bart just do a couple vocabulary words then come have some milk and cookies,16 +128000,455,91,Bart Simpson: But Dad said I had to finish--,443000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,But Dad said I had to finish--,but dad said i had to finish--,7 +128001,455,92,Marge Simpson: Never mind what he said. You just listen to me.,445000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Never mind what he said. You just listen to me.,never mind what he said you just listen to me,10 +128002,455,93,(Lisa's Bedroom: int. lisa's room - evening),451000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +128003,455,94,Bart Simpson: Hey Lis. Mom and Dad just told me two different things. How is that possible?,451000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Hey Lis. Mom and Dad just told me two different things. How is that possible?,hey lis mom and dad just told me two different things how is that possible,15 +128004,455,95,"Lisa Simpson: Well, sometimes people who agree on most things have one issue that they disagree strongly about. In politics it's called a ""wedge issue"" -- like illegal immigration or gay marriage.",456000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Well, sometimes people who agree on most things have one issue that they disagree strongly about. In politics it's called a ""wedge issue"" -- like illegal immigration or gay marriage.",well sometimes people who agree on most things have one issue that they disagree strongly about in politics its called a wedge issue -- like illegal immigration or gay marriage,30 +128005,455,96,Bart Simpson: Wait a minute. Can I play them against each other so I don't have to do any homework at all?,465000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Wait a minute. Can I play them against each other so I don't have to do any homework at all?,wait a minute can i play them against each other so i dont have to do any homework at all,20 +128006,455,97,Lisa Simpson: (APPALLED) You would mess up Mom and Dad's marriage just to get out of doing some homework?,471000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,You would mess up Mom and Dad's marriage just to get out of doing some homework?,you would mess up mom and dads marriage just to get out of doing some homework,16 +128007,455,98,"Bart Simpson: Hey, hey, I would end all life on this planet just to get out of doing fractions.",476000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Hey, hey, I would end all life on this planet just to get out of doing fractions.",hey hey i would end all life on this planet just to get out of doing fractions,17 +128008,455,99,"Lisa Simpson: Fractions aren't that hard, you just have to find a common denominator. For example: one half plus one third equals...",480000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Fractions aren't that hard, you just have to find a common denominator. For example: one half plus one third equals...",fractions arent that hard you just have to find a common denominator for example one half plus one third equals,20 +128009,455,100,Bart Simpson: (CUTTING HER OFF) End. All. Life. On. This. Planet. (EXPLOSION NOISE),486000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,End. All. Life. On. This. Planet.,end all life on this planet,6 +128010,455,101,Lisa Simpson: (CALLING AFTER HIM) You'll need to know fractions to make that explosion!,492000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,You'll need to know fractions to make that explosion!,youll need to know fractions to make that explosion,9 +128013,455,104,Bart Simpson: (EXAGGERATED MOAN) So much homework... childhood slipping away...,506000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,So much homework... childhood slipping away...,so much homework childhood slipping away,6 +128014,455,105,Bart Simpson: (EXAGGERATED MOANS AND GROANS),506000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128015,455,106,Marge Simpson: Bart! Put down those books and go play this instant!,514000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! Put down those books and go play this instant!,bart put down those books and go play this instant,10 +128016,455,107,Bart Simpson: (COY) If you say so.,517000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,If you say so.,if you say so,4 +128017,455,108,"Milhouse Van Houten: Right on time. (OFFERING SODA) Grape soda -- shaken, not stirred.",524000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Right on time. Grape soda -- shaken, not stirred.",right on time grape soda -- shaken not stirred,9 +128018,455,109,Bart Simpson: Let's roll.,530000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Let's roll.,lets roll,2 +128019,455,110,(First Church of Springfield: ext. church - day - establishing),534000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +128020,455,111,"Marge Simpson: Dear Lord, please give my stubborn husband the wisdom to see that I am right as usual.",534000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Dear Lord, please give my stubborn husband the wisdom to see that I am right as usual.",dear lord please give my stubborn husband the wisdom to see that i am right as usual,17 +128021,455,112,"Homer Simpson: Too late, Marge. I already used a ""prayer block"" on your prayer.",541000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Too late, Marge. I already used a ""prayer block"" on your prayer.",too late marge i already used a prayer block on your prayer,12 +128022,455,113,Marge Simpson: There's no such thing as prayer blocks!,545000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,There's no such thing as prayer blocks!,theres no such thing as prayer blocks,7 +128023,455,114,"Homer Simpson: (HUMORING HER) Yeah, right.",547000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Yeah, right.",yeah right,2 +128024,455,115,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - tv room - evening),592000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128025,455,116,Bart Simpson: (HUGE LAUGH),592000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128026,455,117,"Homer Simpson: Hey, why aren't you doing your homework!",592000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, why aren't you doing your homework!",hey why arent you doing your homework,7 +128027,455,118,Marge Simpson: I said he could take a break.,594000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I said he could take a break.,i said he could take a break,7 +128028,455,119,Bart Simpson: The violence really relaxes me.,596000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,The violence really relaxes me.,the violence really relaxes me,5 +128029,455,120,Homer Simpson: You don't get to relax till you get to the bottom of this homework stack.,598000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't get to relax till you get to the bottom of this homework stack.,you dont get to relax till you get to the bottom of this homework stack,15 +128030,455,121,Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) Don't contradict me in front of our son!,602000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't contradict me in front of our son!,dont contradict me in front of our son,8 +128031,455,122,Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Well don't be wrong in front of our son!,604000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Well don't be wrong in front of our son!,well dont be wrong in front of our son,9 +128032,455,123,Marge Simpson: (VERY AGGRAVATED NOISE),604000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128033,455,124,Homer Simpson: Oh yeah? Well (MARGE-TYPE AGGRAVATED NOISE).,608000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh yeah? Well .,oh yeah well,3 +128034,455,125,(Springfield Mall: Ext. Springfield mall - day - establishing),608000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +128035,455,126,"Marge Simpson: Let's have lunch at ""Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll.""",608000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Let's have lunch at ""Crouching Tiger Hidden Eggroll.""",lets have lunch at crouching tiger hidden eggroll,8 +128036,455,127,Homer Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE) No line... near the men's room... I see no reason to question your choice.,620000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,No line... near the men's room... I see no reason to question your choice.,no line near the mens room i see no reason to question your choice,14 +128037,455,128,"Bart Simpson: Smooth move, Mom -- tricking Dad into having lunch at the one place that doesn't serve beer.",626000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Smooth move, Mom -- tricking Dad into having lunch at the one place that doesn't serve beer.",smooth move mom -- tricking dad into having lunch at the one place that doesnt serve beer,17 +128038,455,129,Homer Simpson: (ANGRY) What the?! Then I wanna eat at (POINTS) Moe's Express!,631000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,What the?! Then I wanna eat at Moe's Express!,what the then i wanna eat at moes express,9 +128039,455,130,"Moe Szyslak: By ""express"" I mean you express your anger and hatred.",634000,TRUE,17,8,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Mall,"By ""express"" I mean you express your anger and hatred.",by express i mean you express your anger and hatred,10 +128040,455,131,Marge Simpson: The last time you ate there you spent three nights in the mall jail!,638000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,The last time you ate there you spent three nights in the mall jail!,the last time you ate there you spent three nights in the mall jail,14 +128041,455,132,"Homer Simpson: That was last week, and you're still bringing it up!",641000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"That was last week, and you're still bringing it up!",that was last week and youre still bringing it up,10 +128042,455,133,"Marge Simpson: (TO HOMER) Well, you always miss when you throw your underpants at the hamper!",644000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Well, you always miss when you throw your underpants at the hamper!",well you always miss when you throw your underpants at the hamper,12 +128043,455,134,Homer Simpson: Well how could I ever hit the hamper if you don't let me practice!,647000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Well how could I ever hit the hamper if you don't let me practice!,well how could i ever hit the hamper if you dont let me practice,14 +128044,455,135,Marge Simpson: You practiced all day on my birthday!,650000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,You practiced all day on my birthday!,you practiced all day on my birthday,7 +128045,455,136,"Homer Simpson: Fine. I was gonna apologize, but now I'm not going to!",652000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Fine. I was gonna apologize, but now I'm not going to!",fine i was gonna apologize but now im not going to,11 +128046,455,137,Marge Simpson: You were never going to apologize!,655000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,You were never going to apologize!,you were never going to apologize,6 +128047,455,138,Homer Simpson: I was too! The words were in my brain!,657000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,I was too! The words were in my brain!,i was too the words were in my brain,9 +128048,455,139,Marge Simpson: You're wrong! And whenever you're wrong you just sprout gibberish.,658000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,You're wrong! And whenever you're wrong you just sprout gibberish.,youre wrong and whenever youre wrong you just sprout gibberish,10 +128049,455,140,Homer Simpson: (GIBBERISH SPOKEN WITH GREAT CONVICTION),658000,FALSE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +128050,455,141,"Lisa Simpson: (APPALLED, TO BART) Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.",668000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,Congratulations. You're officially a sociopath.,congratulations youre officially a sociopath,5 +128051,455,142,"Bart Simpson: Hey, at least I'm on a path.",672000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Hey, at least I'm on a path.",hey at least im on a path,7 +128052,455,143,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - night),674000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128053,455,144,"Marge Simpson: I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower!",674000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't mind if you pee in the shower, but only if you're taking a shower!",i dont mind if you pee in the shower but only if youre taking a shower,16 +128054,455,145,"Homer Simpson: No freedom! I have no freedom around this house! (HE STANDS AND SAYS:) After sex, I'm not talking to you!",677000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No freedom! I have no freedom around this house! After sex, I'm not talking to you!",no freedom i have no freedom around this house after sex im not talking to you,16 +128055,455,146,Marge Simpson: Well then there won't be any sex!,683000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Well then there won't be any sex!,well then there wont be any sex,7 +128056,455,147,"Homer Simpson: You can't sex fire me, I sex quit!",685000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You can't sex fire me, I sex quit!",you cant sex fire me i sex quit,8 +128057,455,148,(Master Bathroom: INT. MASTER bathroom - MORNING),696000,FALSE,NA,153,NA,Master Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +128060,455,151,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - front yard - day),706000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128061,455,152,"Marge Simpson: I just think when two people disagree, the big jerk ought to apologize.",706000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I just think when two people disagree, the big jerk ought to apologize.",i just think when two people disagree the big jerk ought to apologize,13 +128062,455,153,"Ned Flanders: You know Marge, (SIGHS) Maude and I had a fight right before she died...",711000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"You know Marge, Maude and I had a fight right before she died...",you know marge maude and i had a fight right before she died,13 +128063,455,154,(Flanders Home: int. flanders house - living room - FLASHBACK),716000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +128064,455,155,"Maude Flanders: Neddy, when you're drying your hands with our monogrammed towels, can you use the ""NF"" towel, not the ""MF""?",716000,TRUE,308,188,Maude Flanders,Flanders Home,"Neddy, when you're drying your hands with our monogrammed towels, can you use the ""NF"" towel, not the ""MF""?",neddy when youre drying your hands with our monogrammed towels can you use the nf towel not the mf,19 +128065,455,156,"Ned Flanders: (MILD IRRITATION) You know, maybe I should use a towel marked ""B.D.D."" -- big diddily deal!",723000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"You know, maybe I should use a towel marked ""B.D.D."" -- big diddily deal!",you know maybe i should use a towel marked bdd -- big diddily deal,14 +128066,455,157,Maude Flanders: (GASP),723000,FALSE,308,188,Maude Flanders,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +128067,455,158,Ned Flanders: (RUEFUL) I play that fight over in my mind a thousand times a day.,729000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,I play that fight over in my mind a thousand times a day.,i play that fight over in my mind a thousand times a day,13 +128068,455,159,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear power plant - homer's office - day),735000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128069,455,160,Homer Simpson: Must win fight... must win fight...,735000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Must win fight... must win fight...,must win fight must win fight,6 +128070,455,161,Homer Simpson: Let me say to you all: I'm pretty sure this is not a dream!,740000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Let me say to you all: I'm pretty sure this is not a dream!,let me say to you all im pretty sure this is not a dream,14 +128071,455,162,"Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Oh my God, I killed her!",746000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh my God, I killed her!",oh my god i killed her,6 +128072,455,163,Homer Simpson: (SOBS),746000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128073,455,164,(Homer's Office: int. Homer's office - evening),749000,FALSE,NA,1800,NA,Homer's Office,NA,NA,NA +128074,455,165,"Homer Simpson: I've got to apologize. Once again, sleeping at work has saved my marriage!",749000,TRUE,2,1800,Homer Simpson,Homer's Office,"I've got to apologize. Once again, sleeping at work has saved my marriage!",ive got to apologize once again sleeping at work has saved my marriage,13 +128075,455,166,(Simpson Living Room: Int. Simpson living room - day),755000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +128076,455,167,Selma Bouvier: Compromise has no place in a marriage. Stick to your guns!,755000,TRUE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,Compromise has no place in a marriage. Stick to your guns!,compromise has no place in a marriage stick to your guns,11 +128059,455,150,"Marge's Thoughts: Freeze him out. It's cold in Marge's doghouse, baby.",700000,TRUE,1,153,Marge's Thoughts,Master Bathroom,"Freeze him out. It's cold in Marge's doghouse, baby.",freeze him out its cold in marges doghouse baby,9 +128077,455,168,"Patty Bouvier: And if he leaves, you'll be free and happy like us.",759000,TRUE,10,25,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,"And if he leaves, you'll be free and happy like us.",and if he leaves youll be free and happy like us,11 +128078,455,169,Selma Bouvier: (GRIM) Yes. Happy.,763000,TRUE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,Yes. Happy.,yes happy,2 +128079,455,170,Patty Bouvier: So happy.,765000,TRUE,10,25,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,So happy.,so happy,2 +128080,455,171,Marge Simpson: I'm going to find my husband. But don't depress the kids.,773000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,I'm going to find my husband. But don't depress the kids.,im going to find my husband but dont depress the kids,11 +128081,455,172,Selma Bouvier: (TO MAGGIE) That pacifier's the last true friend you'll have.,780000,TRUE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,That pacifier's the last true friend you'll have.,that pacifiers the last true friend youll have,8 +128082,455,173,(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - evening - a few minutes later),785000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +128083,455,174,Homer Simpson: Must apologize. Must apologize.,785000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Must apologize. Must apologize.,must apologize must apologize,4 +128084,455,175,Marge Simpson: I'm sorry we ever fought.,799000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,I'm sorry we ever fought.,im sorry we ever fought,5 +128085,455,176,Homer Simpson: We can't let Bart drive us apart. He's the reason we had to get married.,801000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,We can't let Bart drive us apart. He's the reason we had to get married.,we cant let bart drive us apart hes the reason we had to get married,15 +128086,455,177,"Marge Simpson: Till the two of us are back on track, Bart can fend for himself.",806000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,"Till the two of us are back on track, Bart can fend for himself.",till the two of us are back on track bart can fend for himself,14 +128087,455,178,Homer Simpson: (COY) Bart? Bart who? (LOUD WHISPER) I'm being cute.,810000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Bart? Bart who? I'm being cute.,bart bart who im being cute,6 +128088,455,179,Marge Simpson: (ATTRACTED) It's working!,814000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,It's working!,its working,2 +128089,455,180,"Chief Wiggum: Put down some flares, boys. We're gonna be here a while.",820000,TRUE,71,29,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Car,"Put down some flares, boys. We're gonna be here a while.",put down some flares boys were gonna be here a while,11 +128090,455,181,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),831000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128091,455,182,"Homer Simpson: (SATISFIED NOISE) Awesome breakfast, Marge! Breakfast in bed is so much better than (BITTER) breakfast in a chair.",831000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Awesome breakfast, Marge! Breakfast in bed is so much better than breakfast in a chair.",awesome breakfast marge breakfast in bed is so much better than breakfast in a chair,15 +128092,455,183,Marge Simpson: I'm gonna go paste your heads back into the family photos. I've got them right here.,839000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm gonna go paste your heads back into the family photos. I've got them right here.,im gonna go paste your heads back into the family photos ive got them right here,16 +128093,455,184,"Bart Simpson: Dad, I know you're gonna say no, but Mom would say...",846000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, I know you're gonna say no, but Mom would say...",dad i know youre gonna say no but mom would say,11 +128094,455,185,Homer Simpson: Whatever. Knock yourself out.,849000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Whatever. Knock yourself out.,whatever knock yourself out,4 +128095,455,186,Bart Simpson: What do you mean?,850000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What do you mean?,what do you mean,4 +128096,455,187,"Homer Simpson: You may not realize this, Bart, but your mother and I have been fighting about you a lot lately. And I've realized our marriage is more important than your future. From now on, you're on your own.",852000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You may not realize this, Bart, but your mother and I have been fighting about you a lot lately. And I've realized our marriage is more important than your future. From now on, you're on your own.",you may not realize this bart but your mother and i have been fighting about you a lot lately and ive realized our marriage is more important than your future from now on youre on your own,37 +128097,455,188,Bart Simpson: Really? (SHRUGS) Okay.,861000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? Okay.,really okay,2 +128098,455,189,"Homer Simpson: Uh, Marge? I don't want to ruin the moment, but you got something stuck between your-- (REALIZING) ohhh... (TURNED-ON NOISE)",867000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, Marge? I don't want to ruin the moment, but you got something stuck between your-- ohhh...",uh marge i dont want to ruin the moment but you got something stuck between your-- ohhh,17 +128099,455,190,(Skinner Home: ext. skinner's house - backyard - day),876000,FALSE,NA,455,NA,Skinner Home,NA,NA,NA +128100,455,191,"Seymour Skinner: Ah, a peaceful Saturday afternoon, with no Bart Simpson -- and no Milhouse, for that matter. Nothing on my agenda but to sit here and watch hummingbirds.",876000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,"Ah, a peaceful Saturday afternoon, with no Bart Simpson -- and no Milhouse, for that matter. Nothing on my agenda but to sit here and watch hummingbirds.",ah a peaceful saturday afternoon with no bart simpson -- and no milhouse for that matter nothing on my agenda but to sit here and watch hummingbirds,27 +128101,455,192,Seymour Skinner: Sugar water? Now why would someone...,890000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,Sugar water? Now why would someone...,sugar water now why would someone,6 +128102,455,193,Seymour Skinner: (SCREAMS) Their tiny tongues are like knives!,892000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,Their tiny tongues are like knives!,their tiny tongues are like knives,6 +128103,455,194,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - continuous),898000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +128104,455,195,"Seymour Skinner: Big mistake, attacking me outside school hours and property! Legally, I can spank your bare bottoms!",898000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,"Big mistake, attacking me outside school hours and property! Legally, I can spank your bare bottoms!",big mistake attacking me outside school hours and property legally i can spank your bare bottoms,16 +128105,455,196,Milhouse Van Houten: Follow me!,904000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,Follow me!,follow me,2 +128106,455,197,Seymour Skinner: You can't hide forever and I'm a very patient man! I once waited an hour and a half for a haircut.,912000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,You can't hide forever and I'm a very patient man! I once waited an hour and a half for a haircut.,you cant hide forever and im a very patient man i once waited an hour and a half for a haircut,21 +128107,455,198,(SUBWAY STAIRWELL: Int. subway stairwell - moments later),919000,FALSE,NA,3704,NA,SUBWAY STAIRWELL,NA,NA,NA +128108,455,199,"Bart Simpson: Whoa, what is this place?",919000,TRUE,8,3704,Bart Simpson,SUBWAY STAIRWELL,"Whoa, what is this place?",whoa what is this place,5 +128109,455,200,(SUBTERRANEAN TUNNEL: Int. subterranean tunnel - moments later),922000,FALSE,NA,3705,NA,SUBTERRANEAN TUNNEL,NA,NA,NA +128110,455,201,Milhouse Van Houten: Remember that time I was carried off by groundhogs? This is where I wound up.,922000,TRUE,25,3705,Milhouse Van Houten,SUBTERRANEAN TUNNEL,Remember that time I was carried off by groundhogs? This is where I wound up.,remember that time i was carried off by groundhogs this is where i wound up,15 +128111,455,202,(Abandoned Subway Station: INT. abandoned SUBWAY STATION - day),929000,FALSE,NA,3706,NA,Abandoned Subway Station,NA,NA,NA +128112,455,203,"Milhouse Van Houten: Behold, an ancient subway station!",929000,TRUE,25,3706,Milhouse Van Houten,Abandoned Subway Station,"Behold, an ancient subway station!",behold an ancient subway station,5 +128113,455,204,Bart Simpson: I never knew Springfield had a subway.,938000,TRUE,8,3706,Bart Simpson,Abandoned Subway Station,I never knew Springfield had a subway.,i never knew springfield had a subway,7 +128114,455,205,Bart Simpson: It's like a Thomas The Tank Engine we can go inside!,940000,TRUE,8,3706,Bart Simpson,Abandoned Subway Station,It's like a Thomas The Tank Engine we can go inside!,its like a thomas the tank engine we can go inside,11 +128115,455,206,Milhouse Van Houten: With no Sir Topham Hatt to tell us what we can and can't do!,943000,TRUE,25,3706,Milhouse Van Houten,Abandoned Subway Station,With no Sir Topham Hatt to tell us what we can and can't do!,with no sir topham hatt to tell us what we can and cant do,14 +128116,455,207,(Subway Car: int. subway car - day),950000,FALSE,NA,1655,NA,Subway Car,NA,NA,NA +128117,455,208,(SUBWAY TUNNEL: int. subway tunnel - continuous),950000,FALSE,NA,3707,NA,SUBWAY TUNNEL,NA,NA,NA +128118,455,209,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),950000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +128119,455,210,(Kwik-E-Mart: int. kwik-e-mart - day),950000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +128120,455,211,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Which flavor do I save -- the Radical Red or the Blueberry Blast? Curse this (""SOPHIE'S CHOICE"") Squishee's choice!",950000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Which flavor do I save -- the Radical Red or the Blueberry Blast? Curse this Squishee's choice!,which flavor do i save -- the radical red or the blueberry blast curse this squishees choice,17 +128121,455,212,(Springfield Town Hall: ext. city hall - evening - establishing),982000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +128122,455,213,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - night),982000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128123,455,214,"Homer Simpson: I love watching you knit. (NOSTALGIC) It reminds me of watching pictures download on our old dial-up modem. Remember that day we brought it home and it was all (MODEM NOISES) eee, ooo, eee, ooo, onnnggg! (ETC.)",982000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I love watching you knit. It reminds me of watching pictures download on our old dial-up modem. Remember that day we brought it home and it was all eee, ooo, eee, ooo, onnnggg!",i love watching you knit it reminds me of watching pictures download on our old dial-up modem remember that day we brought it home and it was all eee ooo eee ooo onnnggg,33 +128124,455,215,"Marge Simpson: Oh my God, Homie -- we're having a real conversation!",999000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh my God, Homie -- we're having a real conversation!",oh my god homie -- were having a real conversation,10 +128125,455,216,Homer Simpson: Yeah. (MAKES MORE MODEM NOISES),1003000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah.,yeah,1 +128126,455,217,Bart Simpson: You won't believe how I got home.,1009000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You won't believe how I got home.,you wont believe how i got home,7 +128127,455,218,"Homer Simpson: Don't know, don't care.",1011000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't know, don't care.",dont know dont care,4 +128128,455,219,Bart Simpson: You don't even want to know if I have anything to do with this mysterious seismic activity of late?,1013000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't even want to know if I have anything to do with this mysterious seismic activity of late?,you dont even want to know if i have anything to do with this mysterious seismic activity of late,19 +128129,455,220,Marge Simpson: Nope.,1017000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Nope.,nope,1 +128130,455,221,Homer Simpson: I'm saving my yelling for where it does some good. (VERY LOUD) Lisa! You're a wonderful child! Keep up the good work!,1018000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm saving my yelling for where it does some good. Lisa! You're a wonderful child! Keep up the good work!,im saving my yelling for where it does some good lisa youre a wonderful child keep up the good work,20 +128131,455,222,"Lisa Simpson: Thanks, Dad. But you're so loud it's hurting my ears.",1027000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thanks, Dad. But you're so loud it's hurting my ears.",thanks dad but youre so loud its hurting my ears,10 +128132,455,223,Homer Simpson: (VERY LOUD) Sorry!,1031000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sorry!,sorry,1 +128133,455,224,(PARK PLAYGROUND: ext. park playground - day),1033000,FALSE,NA,3708,NA,PARK PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +128134,455,225,Bart Simpson: (SWINGS IN) It's weird -- I just made an entire town lose its lunch...,1033000,TRUE,8,3708,Bart Simpson,PARK PLAYGROUND,It's weird -- I just made an entire town lose its lunch...,its weird -- i just made an entire town lose its lunch,12 +128135,455,226,Nelson Muntz: (SWINGS IN) ...And...,1037000,TRUE,101,3708,Nelson Muntz,PARK PLAYGROUND,...And...,and,1 +128136,455,227,Bart Simpson: (SWINGS IN) ...and I'm not feeling the rush.,1039000,TRUE,8,3708,Bart Simpson,PARK PLAYGROUND,...and I'm not feeling the rush.,and im not feeling the rush,6 +128137,455,228,Nelson Muntz: (SINGS IN) Tell me more.,1041000,TRUE,101,3708,Nelson Muntz,PARK PLAYGROUND,Tell me more.,tell me more,3 +128173,455,264,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day -),1172000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128138,455,229,Bart Simpson: (SWINGS IN) Something's missing. Am I broken?,1043000,TRUE,8,3708,Bart Simpson,PARK PLAYGROUND,Something's missing. Am I broken?,somethings missing am i broken,5 +128139,455,230,Nelson Muntz: (SWINGS IN) Jump with me.,1046000,TRUE,101,3708,Nelson Muntz,PARK PLAYGROUND,Jump with me.,jump with me,3 +128140,455,231,"Nelson Muntz: Bart, at the end of the day, if your parents aren't p.o.'d, you haven't really pranked. You've gotta take it up a notch.",1051000,TRUE,101,3708,Nelson Muntz,PARK PLAYGROUND,"Bart, at the end of the day, if your parents aren't p.o.'d, you haven't really pranked. You've gotta take it up a notch.",bart at the end of the day if your parents arent pod you havent really pranked youve gotta take it up a notch,23 +128141,455,232,Bart Simpson: Really?,1057000,TRUE,8,3708,Bart Simpson,PARK PLAYGROUND,Really?,really,1 +128142,455,233,"Nelson Muntz: If no one's getting ma', are you really being bad? Think about it.",1059000,TRUE,101,3708,Nelson Muntz,PARK PLAYGROUND,"If no one's getting ma', are you really being bad? Think about it.",if no ones getting ma are you really being bad think about it,13 +128143,455,234,Bart Simpson: Wow.,1063000,TRUE,8,3708,Bart Simpson,PARK PLAYGROUND,Wow.,wow,1 +128144,455,235,Nelson Muntz: (NODS) I know.,1065000,TRUE,101,3708,Nelson Muntz,PARK PLAYGROUND,I know.,i know,2 +128145,455,236,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day),1070000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128146,455,237,"Groundskeeper Willie: The tremors are tearing her apart. One more shake, and the whole school could come down.",1070000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"The tremors are tearing her apart. One more shake, and the whole school could come down.",the tremors are tearing her apart one more shake and the whole school could come down,16 +128147,455,238,"Gary Chalmers: (A LITTLE PANICKED) Seymour, do something!",1076000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Seymour, do something!",seymour do something,3 +128148,455,239,"Bart Simpson: Destroy the school, eh?",1081000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Destroy the school, eh?",destroy the school eh,4 +128149,455,240,Nelson Muntz: That's what I'm talkin' about.,1085000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,That's what I'm talkin' about.,thats what im talkin about,5 +128150,455,241,"Nelson Muntz: Man, those textbooks really burn.",1089000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Man, those textbooks really burn.",man those textbooks really burn,5 +128151,455,242,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - kitchen - morning),1093000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128152,455,243,"Marge Simpson: (GROWING ALARM) ""Mom and Dad, Bart is going to use the old subway to destroy Springfield Elementary!""",1093000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Mom and Dad, Bart is going to use the old subway to destroy Springfield Elementary!""",mom and dad bart is going to use the old subway to destroy springfield elementary,15 +128153,455,244,"Marge Simpson: (PULLS OFF MAP) And there's a map of the subway system attached. Homer, we've got to stop him!",1093000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"And there's a map of the subway system attached. Homer, we've got to stop him!",and theres a map of the subway system attached homer weve got to stop him,15 +128154,455,245,"Homer Simpson: But Marge, I thought we were chilling out for the sake of our marriage.",1106000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"But Marge, I thought we were chilling out for the sake of our marriage.",but marge i thought we were chilling out for the sake of our marriage,14 +128155,455,246,Marge Simpson: We're going to have to be good parents to our son and work twice as hard on our marriage.,1109000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We're going to have to be good parents to our son and work twice as hard on our marriage.,were going to have to be good parents to our son and work twice as hard on our marriage,19 +128156,455,247,"Homer Simpson: (GRIM) Fine. I'll do both at once. (RUNNING OUT, DOPPLER) We should both take a role in vacation planning!",1115000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. I'll do both at once. We should both take a role in vacation planning!,fine ill do both at once we should both take a role in vacation planning,15 +128157,455,248,(SUBWAY TUNNEL: int. subway tunnel - day),1126000,FALSE,NA,3707,NA,SUBWAY TUNNEL,NA,NA,NA +128158,455,249,(Subway: Int. subway - meanwhile),1126000,FALSE,NA,3709,NA,Subway,NA,NA,NA +128159,455,250,Bart Simpson: Bart needs boundaries!,1126000,TRUE,8,3709,Bart Simpson,Subway,Bart needs boundaries!,bart needs boundaries,3 +128160,455,251,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - hallway - meanwhile),1126000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128161,455,252,Groundskeeper Willie: She's comin' down!,1126000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,She's comin' down!,shes comin down,3 +128162,455,253,"Groundskeeper Willie: Oh Lord, let me finish this hallway. Then you can send me to hell a happy man!",1127000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh Lord, let me finish this hallway. Then you can send me to hell a happy man!",oh lord let me finish this hallway then you can send me to hell a happy man,17 +128163,455,254,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - day),1137000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +128164,455,255,Homer Simpson: Bart!,1137000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Bart!,bart,1 +128165,455,256,(SUBWAY TERMINAL: Int. subway terminal - continuous),1143000,FALSE,NA,3710,NA,SUBWAY TERMINAL,NA,NA,NA +128166,455,257,"Homer Simpson: Oh, there's a nickel.",1143000,TRUE,2,3710,Homer Simpson,SUBWAY TERMINAL,"Oh, there's a nickel.",oh theres a nickel,4 +128167,455,258,(Subway Car: int. subway car - continuous),1153000,FALSE,NA,1655,NA,Subway Car,NA,NA,NA +128168,455,259,"Bart Simpson: Destroy! Destroy! (THEN NOTICING, IMPRESSED) Boy, look at that iron work.",1153000,TRUE,8,1655,Bart Simpson,Subway Car,"Destroy! Destroy! Boy, look at that iron work.",destroy destroy boy look at that iron work,8 +128169,455,260,(SUBWAY TRACK: int. subway track - continuous),1161000,FALSE,NA,3711,NA,SUBWAY TRACK,NA,NA,NA +128170,455,261,Homer Simpson: Well I'll be! There's a sofa in here!,1161000,TRUE,2,3711,Homer Simpson,SUBWAY TRACK,Well I'll be! There's a sofa in here!,well ill be theres a sofa in here,8 +128171,455,262,(SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH: int. subway control booth - continuous),1168000,FALSE,NA,3712,NA,SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH,NA,NA,NA +128175,455,266,Homer Simpson: Must... squeeze... harder!,1172000,TRUE,2,3712,Homer Simpson,SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH,Must... squeeze... harder!,must squeeze harder,3 +128176,455,267,Homer Simpson: (À LA STRANGLING) Why you little...,1176000,TRUE,2,3712,Homer Simpson,SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH,Why you little...,why you little,3 +128177,455,268,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,1184000,TRUE,2,3712,Homer Simpson,SUBWAY CONTROL BOOTH,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +128178,455,269,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - meanwhile),1189000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128179,455,270,Seymour Skinner: The school is saved! Unfurl the flag!,1189000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,The school is saved! Unfurl the flag!,the school is saved unfurl the flag,7 +128180,455,271,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - living room - later),1202000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128181,455,272,"Marge Simpson: Mister, you are grounded!",1202000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mister, you are grounded!",mister you are grounded,4 +128182,455,273,Homer Simpson: And no TV!,1204000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And no TV!,and no tv,3 +128183,455,274,Marge Simpson: And I'm taking all the exciting colors out of your crayons!,1205000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And I'm taking all the exciting colors out of your crayons!,and im taking all the exciting colors out of your crayons,11 +128184,455,275,"Homer Simpson: And when you're out of my sight, you must constantly Twitter me exactly what you're up to, even though I don't know what Twitter is and have no desire to find out.",1208000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And when you're out of my sight, you must constantly Twitter me exactly what you're up to, even though I don't know what Twitter is and have no desire to find out.",and when youre out of my sight you must constantly twitter me exactly what youre up to even though i dont know what twitter is and have no desire to find out,32 +128185,455,276,"Bart Simpson: (SWEETLY) Aww, you guys are the meanest parents ever. Thank you.",1218000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aww, you guys are the meanest parents ever. Thank you.",aww you guys are the meanest parents ever thank you,10 +128186,455,277,(Bart's Bedroom: INT. BART'S ROOM - afternoon),1224000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +128187,455,278,"Lisa Simpson: Life stinks, huh?",1224000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Life stinks, huh?",life stinks huh,3 +128188,455,279,Bart Simpson: Totally.,1227000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Totally.,totally,1 +128189,455,280,Lisa Simpson: Mom said she was tipped off by a note from me. But you know something? I didn't write this note.,1228000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Mom said she was tipped off by a note from me. But you know something? I didn't write this note.,mom said she was tipped off by a note from me but you know something i didnt write this note,20 +128190,455,281,"Bart Simpson: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) That's ridiculous. If you didn't write it, who in the world could have?",1234000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"That's ridiculous. If you didn't write it, who in the world could have?",thats ridiculous if you didnt write it who in the world could have,13 +128191,455,282,Lisa Simpson: You wanted to get caught.,1239000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,You wanted to get caught.,you wanted to get caught,5 +128192,455,283,Bart Simpson: Really? (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) How can you be so sure?,1241000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Really? How can you be so sure?,really how can you be so sure,7 +128193,455,284,"Lisa Simpson: Elementary, my dear Simpson.",1244000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Elementary, my dear Simpson.",elementary my dear simpson,4 +128194,455,285,"Lisa Simpson: Leave it to you to misspell a word you see first thing every morning. But don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. As far as Mom and Dad know, you're just a soulless little psycho.",1246000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Leave it to you to misspell a word you see first thing every morning. But don't worry. Your secret's safe with me. As far as Mom and Dad know, you're just a soulless little psycho.",leave it to you to misspell a word you see first thing every morning but dont worry your secrets safe with me as far as mom and dad know youre just a soulless little psycho,35 +128195,455,286,"Bart Simpson: (GENUINELY TOUCHED) Thanks, Lis.",1259000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Thanks, Lis.",thanks lis,2 +128196,455,287,Lisa Simpson: Anytime.,1260000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Anytime.,anytime,1 +128197,455,288,Bart Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),1260000,FALSE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +128198,455,289,(FUTURISTIC WORLD: ext. futuristic world - day),1271000,FALSE,NA,3713,NA,FUTURISTIC WORLD,NA,NA,NA +128199,455,290,"Narrator: So our family of the future is once again together and happy. Mom brings Dad the evening paper, one of six editions printed daily.",1271000,TRUE,56,3713,Narrator,FUTURISTIC WORLD,"So our family of the future is once again together and happy. Mom brings Dad the evening paper, one of six editions printed daily.",so our family of the future is once again together and happy mom brings dad the evening paper one of six editions printed daily,24 +128200,455,291,Narrator: Want to know what happened in China yesterday? Read the paper! And if Mom and Dad want a little privacy...Junior can be flash-frozen until further notice. Because this is the most wonderful world of all...the world of tomorrow!,1281000,TRUE,56,3713,Narrator,FUTURISTIC WORLD,Want to know what happened in China yesterday? Read the paper! And if Mom and Dad want a little privacy...Junior can be flash-frozen until further notice. Because this is the most wonderful world of all...the world of tomorrow!,want to know what happened in china yesterday read the paper and if mom and dad want a little privacyjunior can be flash-frozen until further notice because this is the most wonderful world of allthe world of tomorrow,38 +128201,456,0,(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - continuous),92000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +128202,456,1,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Thanks to our new G.P.S., I'll have you at school in no time.",92000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Thanks to our new G.P.S., I'll have you at school in no time.",thanks to our new gps ill have you at school in no time,13 +128203,456,2,Gps: Turn right in... fifty meters.,97000,TRUE,5568,29,Gps,Homer's Car,Turn right in... fifty meters.,turn right in fifty meters,5 +128204,456,3,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED MOAN) Meters?,99000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Meters?,meters,1 +128701,457,255,(Israeli Air Airplane: int. israeli air airplane - continuous),1232000,FALSE,NA,3724,NA,Israeli Air Airplane,NA,NA,NA +128205,456,4,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, a meter is three inches longer than a yard, which is thirty-six inches, so fifty divided by thirty-nine times thirty-six, equals--",100000,TRUE,9,29,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Car,"Dad, a meter is three inches longer than a yard, which is thirty-six inches, so fifty divided by thirty-nine times thirty-six, equals--",dad a meter is three inches longer than a yard which is thirty-six inches so fifty divided by thirty-nine times thirty-six equals--,22 +128206,456,5,Gps: You have missed your turn. Recalculating. Turn right in point five meters.,107000,TRUE,5568,29,Gps,Homer's Car,You have missed your turn. Recalculating. Turn right in point five meters.,you have missed your turn recalculating turn right in point five meters,12 +128207,456,6,"Bart Simpson: Dad, no! That takes us into a construction site!",113000,TRUE,8,29,Bart Simpson,Homer's Car,"Dad, no! That takes us into a construction site!",dad no that takes us into a construction site,9 +128208,456,7,Homer Simpson: Stupid kid. Thinks he's smarter than a computer.,115000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Stupid kid. Thinks he's smarter than a computer.,stupid kid thinks hes smarter than a computer,8 +128209,456,8,"Homer Simpson: Seatbelts, kids!",119000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Seatbelts, kids!",seatbelts kids,2 +128210,456,9,"Gps: (FAST) Turn left, turn right, turn left, turn right...",125000,TRUE,5568,29,Gps,Homer's Car,"Turn left, turn right, turn left, turn right...",turn left turn right turn left turn right,8 +128211,456,10,"Gps: Decrease elevation ten feet, then turn left.",136000,TRUE,5568,29,Gps,Homer's Car,"Decrease elevation ten feet, then turn left.",decrease elevation ten feet then turn left,7 +128212,456,11,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),136000,FALSE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +128213,456,12,Gps: You have reached your destination.,141000,TRUE,5568,29,Gps,Homer's Car,You have reached your destination.,you have reached your destination,5 +128214,456,13,"Bart Simpson: Thanks for the ride! / Bye, Dad!",144000,TRUE,8,29,Bart Simpson,Homer's Car,"Thanks for the ride! / Bye, Dad!",thanks for the ride bye dad,6 +128215,456,14,Gps: Turn right in two-point three kilometers...,146000,TRUE,5568,29,Gps,Homer's Car,Turn right in two-point three kilometers...,turn right in two-point three kilometers,6 +128216,456,15,Homer Simpson: (ANGRY) Why you...,149000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Why you...,why you,2 +128217,456,16,Gps: (DOPPLER) Recalculating...,149000,TRUE,5568,29,Gps,Homer's Car,Recalculating...,recalculating,1 +128218,456,17,Gps: (FEELING PAIN) So cold... so cold.,151000,TRUE,5568,29,Gps,Homer's Car,So cold... so cold.,so cold so cold,4 +128219,456,18,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: INT. MRS. KRABAPPEL'S CLASSROOM - CONTINUOUS),151000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +128220,456,19,Mouse: (SQUEAK),151000,FALSE,5569,573,Mouse,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +128221,456,20,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: int. krabappel's class - continuous),151000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +128222,456,21,Bart Simpson: Where's Mrs. K.?,151000,TRUE,8,573,Bart Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Where's Mrs. K.?,wheres mrs k,3 +128223,456,22,"Seymour Skinner: (ENTERING) Mrs. Krabappel had to go to Portland. Apparently, the people she hired to de-program her sister from that cult turned out to be an even worse cult.",175000,TRUE,3,573,Seymour Skinner,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Mrs. Krabappel had to go to Portland. Apparently, the people she hired to de-program her sister from that cult turned out to be an even worse cult.",mrs krabappel had to go to portland apparently the people she hired to de-program her sister from that cult turned out to be an even worse cult,27 +128224,456,23,"Bart Simpson: So, who's gonna take her place? Me, I hope?",182000,TRUE,8,573,Bart Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"So, who's gonna take her place? Me, I hope?",so whos gonna take her place me i hope,9 +128225,456,24,"Seymour Skinner: Not you. Never you. And due to budget cuts, until Edna comes back, I have no choice but to merge the school's two fourth-grade classes.",184000,TRUE,3,573,Seymour Skinner,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Not you. Never you. And due to budget cuts, until Edna comes back, I have no choice but to merge the school's two fourth-grade classes.",not you never you and due to budget cuts until edna comes back i have no choice but to merge the schools two fourth-grade classes,25 +128226,456,25,Bart's Class: (WORRIED GASP),184000,FALSE,5570,573,Bart's Class,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +128227,456,26,Bart Simpson: The other fourth grade?! But they're so different from us. (WEIRDED OUT) They have music on Tuesdays!,191000,TRUE,8,573,Bart Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,The other fourth grade?! But they're so different from us. They have music on Tuesdays!,the other fourth grade but theyre so different from us they have music on tuesdays,15 +128228,456,27,Milhouse Van Houten: Their teacher takes her shoes off!,197000,TRUE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Their teacher takes her shoes off!,their teacher takes her shoes off,6 +128229,456,28,"Sherri Mackleberry: Their twins are one boy, one girl!",200000,TRUE,54,573,Sherri Mackleberry,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Their twins are one boy, one girl!",their twins are one boy one girl,7 +128230,456,29,Nelson Muntz: Weird!,203000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Weird!,weird,1 +128231,456,30,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day - establishing),207000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128232,456,31,"Miss Stringham: (SIGHS) All right, new kids, jam your chairs into my kids' desks.",207000,TRUE,5571,3,Miss Stringham,Springfield Elementary School,"All right, new kids, jam your chairs into my kids' desks.",all right new kids jam your chairs into my kids desks,11 +128233,456,32,Miss Stringham's Class: (LOW MUMBLING) S'anyone here? / Whatever. / S'anyone here? / Whatever. / S'anyone here? / Whatever / S'anyone here? / Whatever.,213000,TRUE,5572,3,Miss Stringham's Class,Springfield Elementary School,S'anyone here? / Whatever. / S'anyone here? / Whatever. / S'anyone here? / Whatever / S'anyone here? / Whatever.,sanyone here whatever sanyone here whatever sanyone here whatever sanyone here whatever,12 +128234,456,33,"CHILLED-OUT KID: 'Sup, I'm Bodhi. Do you surf?",220000,TRUE,5573,3,CHILLED-OUT KID,Springfield Elementary School,"'Sup, I'm Bodhi. Do you surf?",sup im bodhi do you surf,6 +128265,456,64,Bart Simpson: They look like this!,339000,TRUE,8,3715,Bart Simpson,Miss Stringham's Classroom,They look like this!,they look like this,4 +128235,456,34,"Milhouse Van Houten: No. My parents took me to Hawaii once, but I was intimidated by the physiques of the local kids, so I just stayed in the hotel room.",221000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"No. My parents took me to Hawaii once, but I was intimidated by the physiques of the local kids, so I just stayed in the hotel room.",no my parents took me to hawaii once but i was intimidated by the physiques of the local kids so i just stayed in the hotel room,27 +128236,456,35,Bodhi: (SHRUGS) That's cool.,230000,TRUE,5574,3,Bodhi,Springfield Elementary School,That's cool.,thats cool,2 +128237,456,36,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SAD) No, it's not cool.",231000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"No, it's not cool.",no its not cool,4 +128238,456,37,Nelson Muntz: You are so dead!,236000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,You are so dead!,you are so dead,4 +128239,456,38,"Kevin: Sorry, let me get that for you.",238000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,"Sorry, let me get that for you.",sorry let me get that for you,7 +128240,456,39,Nelson Muntz: (GASPS) You're blind!,240000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,You're blind!,youre blind,2 +128241,456,40,"Nelson Muntz: If anyone messes with this kid, I will destroy them!",243000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"If anyone messes with this kid, I will destroy them!",if anyone messes with this kid i will destroy them,10 +128242,456,41,"Kevin: It's okay, no one's messing with me.",246000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,"It's okay, no one's messing with me.",its okay no ones messing with me,7 +128243,456,42,"Nelson Muntz: You're not a freak, and I won't let you think that about yourself!",248000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"You're not a freak, and I won't let you think that about yourself!",youre not a freak and i wont let you think that about yourself,13 +128244,456,43,Kevin: I don't think I'm a freak.,251000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,I don't think I'm a freak.,i dont think im a freak,6 +128245,456,44,"Nelson Muntz: (SHAKING HIS HEAD, DEEPLY MOVED) So brave.",253000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,So brave.,so brave,2 +128246,456,45,"Bart Simpson: Um, this is the last seat, so...",257000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Um, this is the last seat, so...",um this is the last seat so,7 +128247,456,46,Girl: (INDICATES) My side. Your side.,263000,TRUE,555,3,Girl,Springfield Elementary School,My side. Your side.,my side your side,4 +128248,456,47,"Bart Simpson: Hi, Nikki. I'm Bart. This situation, it's nuts, right?",266000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hi, Nikki. I'm Bart. This situation, it's nuts, right?",hi nikki im bart this situation its nuts right,9 +128249,456,48,"Bart Simpson: Oh look at you, opening a book so you won't have to talk to me. Well I'm just gonna be tuning up the old armpit.",270000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh look at you, opening a book so you won't have to talk to me. Well I'm just gonna be tuning up the old armpit.",oh look at you opening a book so you wont have to talk to me well im just gonna be tuning up the old armpit,25 +128250,456,49,(MISS HOOVER'S ROOM: int. miss hoover's room - continuous),280000,FALSE,NA,3714,NA,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,NA,NA,NA +128251,456,50,"Miss Hoover: Good news, children. Everyone did well on this test, except...",280000,TRUE,464,3714,Miss Hoover,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,"Good news, children. Everyone did well on this test, except...",good news children everyone did well on this test except,10 +128252,456,51,"Miss Hoover: Lisa Simpson, F.",284000,TRUE,464,3714,Miss Hoover,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,"Lisa Simpson, F.",lisa simpson f,3 +128253,456,52,"Lisa Simpson: An F?! (THEN, CALM) Okay, this is the time when I always wake up.",286000,TRUE,9,3714,Lisa Simpson,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,"An F?! Okay, this is the time when I always wake up.",an f okay this is the time when i always wake up,12 +128254,456,53,"Lisa Simpson: Come on, alarm clock -- get me out of this! (ALARM CLOCK BUZZING NOISES)",289000,TRUE,9,3714,Lisa Simpson,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,"Come on, alarm clock -- get me out of this!",come on alarm clock -- get me out of this,10 +128255,456,54,"Miss Hoover: Sorry, Lisa -- this F is all too real.",295000,TRUE,464,3714,Miss Hoover,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,"Sorry, Lisa -- this F is all too real.",sorry lisa -- this f is all too real,9 +128256,456,55,"Lisa Simpson: No it's not, dream-Hoover! And as long as I'm asleep, I'm gonna have some fun. I can fly! Wheeee!",298000,TRUE,9,3714,Lisa Simpson,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,"No it's not, dream-Hoover! And as long as I'm asleep, I'm gonna have some fun. I can fly! Wheeee!",no its not dream-hoover and as long as im asleep im gonna have some fun i can fly wheeee,19 +128257,456,56,"Lisa Simpson: (REALIZING, SAD) This isn't a dream. I really did fail.",307000,TRUE,9,3714,Lisa Simpson,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,This isn't a dream. I really did fail.,this isnt a dream i really did fail,8 +128258,456,57,"Miss Hoover: I take no joy in this. (TO SELF, SNIDE) Little Miss Perfect.",310000,TRUE,464,3714,Miss Hoover,MISS HOOVER'S ROOM,I take no joy in this. Little Miss Perfect.,i take no joy in this little miss perfect,9 +128259,456,58,(Miss Stringham's Classroom: INT. MISS STRINGHAM'S CLASSROOM - DAY),314000,FALSE,NA,3715,NA,Miss Stringham's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +128260,456,59,"Bart Simpson: Whoa. Damn, this caterpillar can eat! (TURNS PAGE, GASPS) Damn! (TURNS PAGE) DAMN!!!",314000,TRUE,8,3715,Bart Simpson,Miss Stringham's Classroom,"Whoa. Damn, this caterpillar can eat! Damn! DAMN!!!",whoa damn this caterpillar can eat damn damn,8 +128261,456,60,Nikki McKenna: Do you mind?!,322000,TRUE,5575,3715,Nikki McKenna,Miss Stringham's Classroom,Do you mind?!,do you mind,3 +128262,456,61,"Bart Simpson: Oh man, you girls ruin everything -- even vampires.",324000,TRUE,8,3715,Bart Simpson,Miss Stringham's Classroom,"Oh man, you girls ruin everything -- even vampires.",oh man you girls ruin everything -- even vampires,9 +128263,456,62,"Nikki McKenna: Hey, vampires are cool outsiders who love girls who hate cheerleaders.",327000,TRUE,5575,3715,Nikki McKenna,Miss Stringham's Classroom,"Hey, vampires are cool outsiders who love girls who hate cheerleaders.",hey vampires are cool outsiders who love girls who hate cheerleaders,11 +128264,456,63,"Bart Simpson: No, they're all about chomping neck. And they don't put product in their hair like this loser.",332000,TRUE,8,3715,Bart Simpson,Miss Stringham's Classroom,"No, they're all about chomping neck. And they don't put product in their hair like this loser.",no theyre all about chomping neck and they dont put product in their hair like this loser,17 +128266,456,65,Nikki McKenna: Awesome picture.,342000,TRUE,5575,3715,Nikki McKenna,Miss Stringham's Classroom,Awesome picture.,awesome picture,2 +128267,456,66,Bart Simpson: Can I draw a robot barfing screws on your arm with my Sharpie?,344000,TRUE,8,3715,Bart Simpson,Miss Stringham's Classroom,Can I draw a robot barfing screws on your arm with my Sharpie?,can i draw a robot barfing screws on your arm with my sharpie,13 +128268,456,67,Nikki McKenna: (SMILES) I... I'd like that.,347000,TRUE,5575,3715,Nikki McKenna,Miss Stringham's Classroom,I... I'd like that.,i id like that,4 +128269,456,68,"Bart Simpson: (SIGNING IT) Annnnd, finished.",354000,TRUE,8,3715,Bart Simpson,Miss Stringham's Classroom,"Annnnd, finished.",annnnd finished,2 +128270,456,69,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - playground - continuous),360000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128271,456,70,Lisa Simpson: (PANICKY) An F. An F! I hope Harvard never finds out about this.,360000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,An F. An F! I hope Harvard never finds out about this.,an f an f i hope harvard never finds out about this,12 +128272,456,71,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED NOISE),360000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128273,456,72,"COOL SECOND-GRADER #1: Can I teeter while you totter? Ever since you got that bad grade, you seem a lot cooler.",370000,TRUE,5576,3,COOL SECOND-GRADER #1,Springfield Elementary School,"Can I teeter while you totter? Ever since you got that bad grade, you seem a lot cooler.",can i teeter while you totter ever since you got that bad grade you seem a lot cooler,18 +128274,456,73,"COOL SECOND-GRADER #2: Lisa, you want to come skip rope? You can replace the tree.",375000,TRUE,5577,3,COOL SECOND-GRADER #2,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, you want to come skip rope? You can replace the tree.",lisa you want to come skip rope you can replace the tree,12 +128275,456,74,Kids: Eat lunch with me! / Share my locker! / Come to my birthday party! / Love meee!,378000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Eat lunch with me! / Share my locker! / Come to my birthday party! / Love meee!,eat lunch with me share my locker come to my birthday party love meee,14 +128276,456,75,"Miss Hoover: Lisa, can I speak to you for a moment?",387000,TRUE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, can I speak to you for a moment?",lisa can i speak to you for a moment,9 +128277,456,76,"Lisa Simpson: (STAGEY) Uh-oh, looks like I'm in more trouble. (CHUCKLE) Born to be bad.",389000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Uh-oh, looks like I'm in more trouble. Born to be bad.",uh-oh looks like im in more trouble born to be bad,11 +128278,456,77,Kids: (AGREEABLE LAUGHTER),389000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128279,456,78,Miss Hoover: There was a mix-up with your test. (SIGHS) You got an A-triple-plus.,397000,TRUE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,There was a mix-up with your test. You got an A-triple-plus.,there was a mix-up with your test you got an a-triple-plus,11 +128280,456,79,"Miss Hoover: Seems the ""F"" belonged to Ralph.",399000,TRUE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,"Seems the ""F"" belonged to Ralph.",seems the f belonged to ralph,6 +128281,456,80,"Ralph Wiggum: (UPBEAT) I cheated wrong! I copied the ""Lisa"" name and used the ""Ralph"" answers!",403000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,"I cheated wrong! I copied the ""Lisa"" name and used the ""Ralph"" answers!",i cheated wrong i copied the lisa name and used the ralph answers,13 +128282,456,81,"Kids: (POINTING, MEAN) Gif-ted! Gif-ted! Gif-ted!",411000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Gif-ted! Gif-ted! Gif-ted!,gif-ted gif-ted gif-ted,3 +128283,456,82,Lisa Simpson: I'm just advanced! You can catch up!,414000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I'm just advanced! You can catch up!,im just advanced you can catch up,7 +128284,456,83,"Kids: (POINTING, MEAN) Gif-ted!",417000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Gif-ted!,gif-ted,1 +128285,456,84,(Simpson Home: ext. SimpSON HOUSE - driveway - day),418000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128286,456,85,"Bart Simpson: Dad, I know we don't normally talk about this stuff, but there's this girl at school I kind of like.",418000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, I know we don't normally talk about this stuff, but there's this girl at school I kind of like.",dad i know we dont normally talk about this stuff but theres this girl at school i kind of like,20 +128287,456,86,"Bart Simpson: (SELF-CONSCIOUS) Anyway, I'm really hoping you could... (PUZZLED) Dad?",424000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Anyway, I'm really hoping you could... Dad?",anyway im really hoping you could dad,7 +128288,456,87,Homer Simpson: Hey boy.,428000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hey boy.,hey boy,2 +128289,456,88,Bart Simpson: (STARTLED SCREAM),428000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128290,456,89,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLE) Your mother thinks I'm working on the car!,428000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Your mother thinks I'm working on the car!,your mother thinks im working on the car,8 +128291,456,90,"Bart Simpson: Dad, that is genius, but I need some advice--",432000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, that is genius, but I need some advice--",dad that is genius but i need some advice--,9 +128292,456,91,Marge Simpson: Homer?,435000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer?,homer,1 +128293,456,92,Marge Simpson: I thought you were fixing my brakes!,436000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought you were fixing my brakes!,i thought you were fixing my brakes,7 +128294,456,93,Homer Simpson: (SEVERAL QUICK PANICKED SCREAMS),436000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128295,456,94,Bart Simpson: But I need to talk about man stuff!,441000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,But I need to talk about man stuff!,but i need to talk about man stuff,8 +128296,456,95,Homer Simpson: (FROM UNDER CAR) Talk to Grampa. He used to be a man.,443000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Talk to Grampa. He used to be a man.,talk to grampa he used to be a man,9 +128297,456,96,Bart Simpson: He did?,444000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,He did?,he did,2 +128298,456,97,"Grampa Simpson: Give up the goods, you yellow devil!",447000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Give up the goods, you yellow devil!",give up the goods you yellow devil,7 +128702,457,256,(Airplane: int. airplane - continuous),1232000,FALSE,NA,416,NA,Airplane,NA,NA,NA +128299,456,98,Bart Simpson: So I kinda like this girl at school but I'm not sure if she likes me back.,450000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,So I kinda like this girl at school but I'm not sure if she likes me back.,so i kinda like this girl at school but im not sure if she likes me back,17 +128300,456,99,Grampa Simpson: There's one sure way to find out if a girl likes you -- steal a kiss!,454000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,There's one sure way to find out if a girl likes you -- steal a kiss!,theres one sure way to find out if a girl likes you -- steal a kiss,16 +128301,456,100,Bart Simpson: Really? Did that ever work for you?,460000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? Did that ever work for you?,really did that ever work for you,7 +128302,456,101,Grampa Simpson: Sure did! I remember it like it was yesterday...,463000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Sure did! I remember it like it was yesterday...,sure did i remember it like it was yesterday,9 +128303,456,102,Grampa Simpson: Uh-oh.,471000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +128304,456,103,(Springfield Elementary School: exT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - playground - MORNING),478000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128305,456,104,"Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Whoa, she boards, too?",478000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Whoa, she boards, too?",whoa she boards too,4 +128306,456,105,"Nikki McKenna: (FLIRTY) So, what should we do now?",514000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"So, what should we do now?",so what should we do now,6 +128307,456,106,"Grampa Simpson: Kiss her, ya idjit! (BITES BANANA)",518000,TRUE,31,3,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Kiss her, ya idjit!",kiss her ya idjit,4 +128308,456,107,"Nikki McKenna: (GROSSED-OUT) Bart Simpson kissed me! (REALIZING) Oh my God, and that was my first kiss! It will always be my first kiss! Ewww!",525000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart Simpson kissed me! Oh my God, and that was my first kiss! It will always be my first kiss! Ewww!",bart simpson kissed me oh my god and that was my first kiss it will always be my first kiss ewww,21 +128309,456,108,Kevin: (SLIGHTLY TENTATIVE) Haw-haw.,540000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,Haw-haw.,haw-haw,1 +128310,456,109,Nelson Muntz: (OVERCOMPENSATING) That was great! Really great!,543000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,That was great! Really great!,that was great really great,5 +128311,456,110,(Skinner's Office: int. skinner's office - continuous),555000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +128312,456,111,"Seymour Skinner: (GRIM) Marge, Homer, this is Brody and Madison McKenna. Bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter Nikki.",555000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Marge, Homer, this is Brody and Madison McKenna. Bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter Nikki.",marge homer this is brody and madison mckenna bart has been sharing a desk with their daughter nikki,18 +128313,456,112,"Nikki's Mom: Earlier today, your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter.",560000,TRUE,5578,28,Nikki's Mom,Skinner's Office,"Earlier today, your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter.",earlier today your son engaged in inappropriate mouth-on-mouth contact with our daughter,12 +128314,456,113,Marge Simpson: You mean... he kissed her?,566000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,You mean... he kissed her?,you mean he kissed her,5 +128315,456,114,Nikki's Dad: (GRIM) On the top of the slide.,569000,TRUE,5579,28,Nikki's Dad,Skinner's Office,On the top of the slide.,on the top of the slide,6 +128316,456,115,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY) That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?,571000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,That's all that happened? And I got to miss work?,thats all that happened and i got to miss work,10 +128317,456,116,Homer Simpson: (DELIGHTED LAUGH) I could kiss you.,574000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,I could kiss you.,i could kiss you,4 +128318,456,117,"Nikki's Mom: Mr. Simpson, I'm an attorney, and my husband is a federal prosecutor, and neither of us is happy.",576000,TRUE,5578,28,Nikki's Mom,Skinner's Office,"Mr. Simpson, I'm an attorney, and my husband is a federal prosecutor, and neither of us is happy.",mr simpson im an attorney and my husband is a federal prosecutor and neither of us is happy,18 +128319,456,118,Homer Simpson: Well maybe you guys should look for easier jobs.,582000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,Well maybe you guys should look for easier jobs.,well maybe you guys should look for easier jobs,9 +128320,456,119,"Nikki's Mom: Unless you make this an affection-free environment, we will sue this school for its last dime.",585000,TRUE,5578,28,Nikki's Mom,Skinner's Office,"Unless you make this an affection-free environment, we will sue this school for its last dime.",unless you make this an affection-free environment we will sue this school for its last dime,16 +128321,456,120,"Seymour Skinner: (HANDS HER DIME) All right, here it is.",591000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"All right, here it is.",all right here it is,5 +128322,456,121,Nikki's Mom: (TO HOMER) And we will make you regret the day your son was born.,592000,TRUE,5578,28,Nikki's Mom,Skinner's Office,And we will make you regret the day your son was born.,and we will make you regret the day your son was born,12 +128323,456,122,"Homer Simpson: You're halfway home, lady.",596000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,"You're halfway home, lady.",youre halfway home lady,4 +128324,456,123,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - day),601000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128325,456,124,Bart Simpson: It's not my fault -- Grampa told me to kiss her!,601000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not my fault -- Grampa told me to kiss her!,its not my fault -- grampa told me to kiss her,11 +128326,456,125,"Marge Simpson: (TO GRAMPA, ANNOYED) Why didn't you just tell him to club her on the head and drag her into a cave?",604000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why didn't you just tell him to club her on the head and drag her into a cave?,why didnt you just tell him to club her on the head and drag her into a cave,18 +128327,456,126,"Grampa Simpson: You mean second base? Whoa, he's a little young for that.",608000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"You mean second base? Whoa, he's a little young for that.",you mean second base whoa hes a little young for that,11 +128328,456,127,"Bart Simpson: If I talk to Nikki, I'm sure I can--",612000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"If I talk to Nikki, I'm sure I can--",if i talk to nikki im sure i can--,9 +128329,456,128,"Homer Simpson: No! If you go near her one more time, we'll be sued into the poor house and have to eat garbage forever.",614000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No! If you go near her one more time, we'll be sued into the poor house and have to eat garbage forever.",no if you go near her one more time well be sued into the poor house and have to eat garbage forever,22 +128330,456,129,Bart Simpson: That's no problem -- Mom can make garbage taste great.,619000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's no problem -- Mom can make garbage taste great.,thats no problem -- mom can make garbage taste great,10 +128331,456,130,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Thank you.,622000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank you.,thank you,2 +128332,456,131,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Well, I mean it.",623000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I mean it.",well i mean it,4 +128333,456,132,Marge Simpson: And it means the world to me.,624000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And it means the world to me.,and it means the world to me,7 +128334,456,133,"Homer Simpson: (WARMLY) Well, don't worry, boy. I know a wholesome way to take your mind off girls.",627000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, don't worry, boy. I know a wholesome way to take your mind off girls.",well dont worry boy i know a wholesome way to take your mind off girls,15 +128335,456,134,(SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER: int. springfield imax theater - day),634000,FALSE,NA,3716,NA,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,NA,NA,NA +128336,456,135,Bart Simpson: This is awesome! If only real life was in 3-D.,634000,TRUE,8,3716,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,This is awesome! If only real life was in 3-D.,this is awesome if only real life was in 3-d,10 +128337,456,136,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY CHUCKLE) And the glasses smell like the last guy who wore them had pizza!,637000,TRUE,2,3716,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,And the glasses smell like the last guy who wore them had pizza!,and the glasses smell like the last guy who wore them had pizza,13 +128338,456,137,Homer Simpson: (HUGE LAUGHS),637000,FALSE,2,3716,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,NA,NA,NA +128339,456,138,Homer Simpson: Look at that.,719000,TRUE,2,3716,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,Look at that.,look at that,3 +128340,456,139,"Bart Simpson: Oh, look at their guts.",721000,TRUE,8,3716,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,"Oh, look at their guts.",oh look at their guts,5 +128341,456,140,"Lisa Simpson: ""Dear fellow organic gardening enthusiasts: I'm afraid I am too sad to post my list of garden-friendly snails. Yet again I have seen the bitter truth of how difficult it is to be smart and accepted."" ""With mulch love, Lisa Simpson."" (WAN LAUGH) Mulch love, that's cute.",726000,TRUE,9,3716,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,"""Dear fellow organic gardening enthusiasts: I'm afraid I am too sad to post my list of garden-friendly snails. Yet again I have seen the bitter truth of how difficult it is to be smart and accepted."" ""With mulch love, Lisa Simpson."" Mulch love, that's cute.",dear fellow organic gardening enthusiasts im afraid i am too sad to post my list of garden-friendly snails yet again i have seen the bitter truth of how difficult it is to be smart and accepted with mulch love lisa simpson mulch love thats cute,45 +128342,456,141,Lisa Simpson: Somebody posted a comment?,744000,TRUE,9,3716,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,Somebody posted a comment?,somebody posted a comment,4 +128343,456,142,"Lisa Simpson: (READING) ""Don't stop achieving just yet, Lisa. You are not alone -- Flotus-one."" (PUZZLED NOISE) ""Flotus-one?"" Who could that be?",745000,TRUE,9,3716,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,"""Don't stop achieving just yet, Lisa. You are not alone -- Flotus-one."" ""Flotus-one?"" Who could that be?",dont stop achieving just yet lisa you are not alone -- flotus-one flotus-one who could that be,17 +128344,456,143,"Seymour Skinner: Attention all students. Please report to an attorney-mandated school assembly. To make time for this, the third grade's performance of ""My Fair Lady"" is cancelled.",754000,TRUE,3,3716,Seymour Skinner,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,"Attention all students. Please report to an attorney-mandated school assembly. To make time for this, the third grade's performance of ""My Fair Lady"" is cancelled.",attention all students please report to an attorney-mandated school assembly to make time for this the third grades performance of my fair lady is cancelled,25 +128345,456,144,"Henry Higgins: (UPPER CLASS ENGLISH ACCENT, SAD) I say, that's rum news. Very rum indeed.",763000,TRUE,5580,3716,Henry Higgins,SPRINGFIELD IMAX THEATER,"I say, that's rum news. Very rum indeed.",i say thats rum news very rum indeed,8 +128346,456,145,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - auditorium - day),770000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128347,456,146,"Gary Chalmers: By now you've probably heard that one of our fourth graders did something that a hundred years ago would've been considered innocent, but in today's overly-litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion.",770000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"By now you've probably heard that one of our fourth graders did something that a hundred years ago would've been considered innocent, but in today's overly-litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion.",by now youve probably heard that one of our fourth graders did something that a hundred years ago wouldve been considered innocent but in todays overly-litigious society has been blown completely out of proportion,34 +128348,456,147,"Nelson Muntz: Now, what he said was...",783000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Now, what he said was...",now what he said was,5 +128349,456,148,Kevin: I can hear.,785000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,I can hear.,i can hear,3 +128350,456,149,"Gary Chalmers: The following skit, or ""sketch,"" demonstrates the behavior we wish you would save for middle school. Annnd action!",787000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"The following skit, or ""sketch,"" demonstrates the behavior we wish you would save for middle school. Annnd action!",the following skit or sketch demonstrates the behavior we wish you would save for middle school annnd action,18 +128351,456,150,"Groundskeeper Willie: Oh, I'm just a wee little lass, combin' me beautiful hair. (SINGING) COMB, COMB, COMB-ERY DOO...",797000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, I'm just a wee little lass, combin' me beautiful hair. COMB, COMB, COMB-ERY DOO...",oh im just a wee little lass combin me beautiful hair comb comb comb-ery doo,15 +128352,456,151,Seymour Skinner: (UNCOMFORTABLE) I'm Bart Simpson. Disruptive fourth-grader.,805000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I'm Bart Simpson. Disruptive fourth-grader.,im bart simpson disruptive fourth-grader,5 +128353,456,152,Homer Simpson: (DELIGHTED NOISE) I finally caught one of Bart's school plays.,808000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I finally caught one of Bart's school plays.,i finally caught one of barts school plays,8 +128354,456,153,"Marge Simpson: That's not Bart, it's Principal Skinner. Bart's sitting right next to you.",811000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"That's not Bart, it's Principal Skinner. Bart's sitting right next to you.",thats not bart its principal skinner barts sitting right next to you,12 +128355,456,154,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, now that I look closer, that guy couldn't fool anybody.",816000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Yeah, now that I look closer, that guy couldn't fool anybody.",yeah now that i look closer that guy couldnt fool anybody,11 +128356,456,155,"Seymour Skinner: (TO HOMER, STIFFLY) Shut up, fatso.",820000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Shut up, fatso.",shut up fatso,3 +128357,456,156,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little...,821000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Why you little...,why you little,3 +128358,456,157,"Gary Chalmers: Now, players, recreate the incident in question.",821000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Now, players, recreate the incident in question.",now players recreate the incident in question,7 +128359,456,158,Groundskeeper Willie: (AWKWARD KISSING NOISES),821000,FALSE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128360,456,159,"Bart Simpson: Hey Willie, does he taste like failure?",835000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey Willie, does he taste like failure?",hey willie does he taste like failure,7 +128361,456,160,Audience: (CRACK UP),835000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128362,456,161,Gary Chalmers: Stop that laughter!,840000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Stop that laughter!,stop that laughter,3 +128363,456,162,Audience: (CONTINUES TO LAUGH),840000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128364,456,163,Gary Chalmers: I can make these two kiss all day if I have to!,843000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I can make these two kiss all day if I have to!,i can make these two kiss all day if i have to,12 +128365,456,164,Audience: (BIGGER LAUGH),843000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128366,456,165,"Gary Chalmers: If you want them to keep on kissing, just keep laughing...",846000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"If you want them to keep on kissing, just keep laughing...",if you want them to keep on kissing just keep laughing,11 +128367,456,166,Audience: (LAUGHING CONTINUES),846000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128368,456,167,Audience: (EXHAUSTED LAUGHING),846000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128369,456,168,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. School - night),868000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128370,456,169,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - hallway - continuous),868000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128371,456,170,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) Maybe I did do something wrong.,868000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Maybe I did do something wrong.,maybe i did do something wrong,6 +128372,456,171,"Nikki McKenna: (SWEETLY) Oh Bart, I hate to see you like this.",873000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh Bart, I hate to see you like this.",oh bart i hate to see you like this,9 +128373,456,172,Nikki McKenna: (TOUCHED NOISE) Look who's all confused.,878000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,Look who's all confused.,look whos all confused,4 +128374,456,173,Bart Simpson: Huh?,880000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Huh?,huh,1 +128375,456,174,Bart Simpson: What the hell are you doing?,885000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What the hell are you doing?,what the hell are you doing,6 +128376,456,175,"Nikki McKenna: Kissing you, stupid.",886000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"Kissing you, stupid.",kissing you stupid,3 +128377,456,176,Bart Simpson: You are the biggest psycho I ever met.,888000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You are the biggest psycho I ever met.,you are the biggest psycho i ever met,8 +128378,456,177,Nikki McKenna: You wanna stop?,890000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,You wanna stop?,you wanna stop,3 +128379,456,178,Bart Simpson: Absolutely not.,891000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Absolutely not.,absolutely not,2 +128380,456,179,Lisa Simpson: (MISERABLE SIGH),891000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128381,456,180,Milhouse Van Houten: (GASPS) A VH-60N Whitehawk!,906000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,A VH-60N Whitehawk!,a vh-60n whitehawk,3 +128382,456,181,Nelson Muntz: First Lady Michelle Obama?!,919000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,First Lady Michelle Obama?!,first lady michelle obama,4 +128383,456,182,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - another area),927000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128384,456,183,Michelle Obama: I flew in from Turkmenistan because there's a wonderful young person here who's feeling a little discouraged.,927000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,I flew in from Turkmenistan because there's a wonderful young person here who's feeling a little discouraged.,i flew in from turkmenistan because theres a wonderful young person here whos feeling a little discouraged,17 +128385,456,184,Groundskeeper Willie: (THINKS SHE MEANS HIM) I sure am!,935000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,I sure am!,i sure am,3 +128386,456,185,Michelle Obama: This young lady...,936000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,This young lady...,this young lady,3 +128387,456,186,Groundskeeper Willie: (DISAPPOINTED) Oh.,938000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Oh.,oh,1 +128412,456,211,Nikki McKenna: That is the most amazing thing that's ever happened to this school.,1049000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,That is the most amazing thing that's ever happened to this school.,that is the most amazing thing thats ever happened to this school,12 +128388,456,187,"Michelle Obama: ...thinks just because she's a high achiever, no one will ever like her. Well, as I tell school children all over the world, I was a high achiever. I got ""A""s back when ""A""s were hard to get. I was just like Lisa Simpson.",939000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,"...thinks just because she's a high achiever, no one will ever like her. Well, as I tell school children all over the world, I was a high achiever. I got ""A""s back when ""A""s were hard to get. I was just like Lisa Simpson.",thinks just because shes a high achiever no one will ever like her well as i tell school children all over the world i was a high achiever i got as back when as were hard to get i was just like lisa simpson,44 +128389,456,188,"Michelle Obama: That's right, Lisa. As an avid organic gardener, I've read your blog.",956000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,"That's right, Lisa. As an avid organic gardener, I've read your blog.",thats right lisa as an avid organic gardener ive read your blog,12 +128390,456,189,"Lisa Simpson: (FIGURING IT OUT) ""Flotus1"" is ""First Lady Of The United States... one!""",960000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"""Flotus1"" is ""First Lady Of The United States... one!""",flotus1 is first lady of the united states one,9 +128391,456,190,"Michelle Obama: Yes. I wanted just ""Flotus,"" but someone had it.",965000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,"Yes. I wanted just ""Flotus,"" but someone had it.",yes i wanted just flotus but someone had it,9 +128392,456,191,"Ralph Wiggum: That's me, 'cause I swim with my flotuses on!",968000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,"That's me, 'cause I swim with my flotuses on!",thats me cause i swim with my flotuses on,9 +128393,456,192,"Michelle Obama: Everything I have I got through academics. I went to Chicago's first magnet high school, then Princeton, then Harvard Law.",971000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,"Everything I have I got through academics. I went to Chicago's first magnet high school, then Princeton, then Harvard Law.",everything i have i got through academics i went to chicagos first magnet high school then princeton then harvard law,20 +128394,456,193,Lisa Simpson: And now you're the most elegant and popular woman in the world!,980000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And now you're the most elegant and popular woman in the world!,and now youre the most elegant and popular woman in the world,12 +128395,456,194,"Michelle Obama: Well, I don't know about that... there's Carla Bruni... Queen Noor of Jordan...",984000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I don't know about that... there's Carla Bruni... Queen Noor of Jordan...",well i dont know about that theres carla bruni queen noor of jordan,13 +128396,456,195,Nelson Muntz: They're nothing compared to you!,989000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,They're nothing compared to you!,theyre nothing compared to you,5 +128397,456,196,"Michelle Obama: It's not a contest. But if it were, I think we know how it would go. But before I was who I am today, I was a nerd.",992000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,"It's not a contest. But if it were, I think we know how it would go. But before I was who I am today, I was a nerd.",its not a contest but if it were i think we know how it would go but before i was who i am today i was a nerd,28 +128398,456,197,"Seymour Skinner: So the lesson is, children...",1000000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"So the lesson is, children...",so the lesson is children,5 +128399,456,198,Michelle Obama: I'll tell them what the lesson is.,1002000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,I'll tell them what the lesson is.,ill tell them what the lesson is,7 +128400,456,199,Gary Chalmers: He's our Joe Biden.,1003000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,He's our Joe Biden.,hes our joe biden,4 +128401,456,200,"Michelle Obama: Understood. So kids, be nice to Lisa, because the over-achievers will some day be running the country and you don't want them to be too screwed up. (ENCOURAGING) Now, who else is an overachiever? Come on now!",1005000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,"Understood. So kids, be nice to Lisa, because the over-achievers will some day be running the country and you don't want them to be too screwed up. Now, who else is an overachiever? Come on now!",understood so kids be nice to lisa because the over-achievers will some day be running the country and you dont want them to be too screwed up now who else is an overachiever come on now,36 +128402,456,201,Martin Prince: I am.,1018000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,I am.,i am,2 +128403,456,202,COOL SECOND GRADER #1: I am too.,1019000,TRUE,5582,3,COOL SECOND GRADER #1,Springfield Elementary School,I am too.,i am too,3 +128404,456,203,Navy Seal: (A LITTLE CHOKED UP) And so am I. Fifth in my class at Annapolis. Scaled the summit of the highest peaks on six of seven continents...,1021000,TRUE,5583,3,Navy Seal,Springfield Elementary School,And so am I. Fifth in my class at Annapolis. Scaled the summit of the highest peaks on six of seven continents...,and so am i fifth in my class at annapolis scaled the summit of the highest peaks on six of seven continents,22 +128405,456,204,"Michelle Obama: (GENTLY) Hey, that's great. Don't forget to bring the scooper when you walk the dog.",1026000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, that's great. Don't forget to bring the scooper when you walk the dog.",hey thats great dont forget to bring the scooper when you walk the dog,14 +128406,456,205,"Navy Seal: (ENTHUSIASTIC) Ma'am, yes Ma'am!",1032000,TRUE,5583,3,Navy Seal,Springfield Elementary School,"Ma'am, yes Ma'am!",maam yes maam,3 +128407,456,206,Michelle Obama: (TO NAVY SEALS) Now let's roll.,1033000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,Now let's roll.,now lets roll,3 +128408,456,207,"Navy Seal: Sorry, Ma'am. We can't seem to reopen the hatch to the copter.",1036000,TRUE,5583,3,Navy Seal,Springfield Elementary School,"Sorry, Ma'am. We can't seem to reopen the hatch to the copter.",sorry maam we cant seem to reopen the hatch to the copter,12 +128409,456,208,Michelle Obama: You were saying?,1042000,TRUE,5581,3,Michelle Obama,Springfield Elementary School,You were saying?,you were saying,3 +128410,456,209,"Navy Seal: (DEFENSIVE) Oh, well, I loosened it up.",1044000,TRUE,5583,3,Navy Seal,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, well, I loosened it up.",oh well i loosened it up,6 +128411,456,210,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - ROOFTOP - a little later),1049000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128476,457,30,Ned Flanders: What about Sodom and Gomorrah?,126000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,What about Sodom and Gomorrah?,what about sodom and gomorrah,5 +128413,456,212,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Yeah, till they find out about us.",1053000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Yeah, till they find out about us.",yeah till they find out about us,7 +128414,456,213,"Nikki McKenna: (SUDDENLY COLD) What do you mean ""us?""",1056000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"What do you mean ""us?""",what do you mean us,5 +128415,456,214,"Bart Simpson: Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?",1057000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, like, uh, aren't you my girlfriend now?",well like uh arent you my girlfriend now,8 +128416,456,215,"Nikki McKenna: Oh, you mean, like you own me?",1061000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, you mean, like you own me?",oh you mean like you own me,7 +128417,456,216,Bart Simpson: I'm sorry.,1063000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I'm sorry.,im sorry,2 +128418,456,217,Nikki McKenna: (FRUSTRATED GROAN) You're always apologizing.,1064000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,You're always apologizing.,youre always apologizing,3 +128419,456,218,Bart Simpson: Just tell me what you want!,1066000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Just tell me what you want!,just tell me what you want,6 +128420,456,219,Nikki McKenna: You should know what I want!,1068000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,You should know what I want!,you should know what i want,6 +128421,456,220,Bart Simpson: I want you to act the same way two days in a row! Augggh! I am not gonna let you hurt me anymore.,1069000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I want you to act the same way two days in a row! Augggh! I am not gonna let you hurt me anymore.,i want you to act the same way two days in a row augggh i am not gonna let you hurt me anymore,23 +128422,456,221,Bart Simpson: (SURPRISED NOISE),1069000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128423,456,222,"Nikki McKenna: (DISTRAUGHT) He's dead! I love him! (LOOKS AGAIN, UNEMOTIONAL) Oh, he's breathing. Loser.",1077000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"He's dead! I love him! Oh, he's breathing. Loser.",hes dead i love him oh hes breathing loser,9 +128424,456,223,"Groundskeeper Willie: He's stopped breathin'! Who knows gob-to-gob?! (NO RESPONSE) You know, mutton hole to mutton hole.",1093000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"He's stopped breathin'! Who knows gob-to-gob?! You know, mutton hole to mutton hole.",hes stopped breathin who knows gob-to-gob you know mutton hole to mutton hole,13 +128425,456,224,Gary Chalmers: No one goes near that boy till the ambulance comes! Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.,1099000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,No one goes near that boy till the ambulance comes! Any physical contact violates our school's no-touch policy.,no one goes near that boy till the ambulance comes any physical contact violates our schools no-touch policy,18 +128426,456,225,Seymour Skinner: Let's quickly prod him to the curb with this pool skimmer.,1105000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Let's quickly prod him to the curb with this pool skimmer.,lets quickly prod him to the curb with this pool skimmer,11 +128427,456,226,Gary Chalmers: Good thinking.,1108000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Good thinking.,good thinking,2 +128428,456,227,Nikki McKenna: Move! I know C.P.R.!,1112000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,Move! I know C.P.R.!,move i know cpr,4 +128429,456,228,"Seymour Skinner: Nikki, no! I prefer a dead child to a lawsuit from your parents!",1114000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Nikki, no! I prefer a dead child to a lawsuit from your parents!",nikki no i prefer a dead child to a lawsuit from your parents,13 +128430,456,229,Crowd: (CHEERS),1114000,FALSE,75,3,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +128431,456,230,Groundskeeper Willie: (SCOFFING) Ya call that a kiss? C'mere.,1177000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Ya call that a kiss? C'mere.,ya call that a kiss cmere,6 +128432,456,231,"Kevin: Nelson, now that the ban's been lifted, let me touch your face. That way I can see you, with my fingers.",1179000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,"Nelson, now that the ban's been lifted, let me touch your face. That way I can see you, with my fingers.",nelson now that the bans been lifted let me touch your face that way i can see you with my fingers,21 +128433,456,232,"Kevin: (PLAYFUL) Ew, I said your face, not your butt!",1192000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,"Ew, I said your face, not your butt!",ew i said your face not your butt,8 +128434,456,233,Nelson Muntz: (TOUCHED) You feel comfortable enough to mock me!,1195000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,You feel comfortable enough to mock me!,you feel comfortable enough to mock me,7 +128435,456,234,Nelson Muntz: That's for mocking me!,1199000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,That's for mocking me!,thats for mocking me,4 +128436,456,235,Kevin: Nelson... your punch restored my vision! I can see again!,1201000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,Nelson... your punch restored my vision! I can see again!,nelson your punch restored my vision i can see again,10 +128437,456,236,"Nelson Muntz: Really? Kevin, that's wonder--",1206000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Really? Kevin, that's wonder--",really kevin thats wonder--,4 +128438,456,237,Kevin: (PITCH PERFECT) Haw-haw!,1208000,TRUE,634,3,Kevin,Springfield Elementary School,Haw-haw!,haw-haw,1 +128439,456,238,Nelson Muntz: (AMAZED) The student has become the master.,1209000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,The student has become the master.,the student has become the master,6 +128440,456,239,Bart Simpson: Nikki! Thanks for saving my life.,1212000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Nikki! Thanks for saving my life.,nikki thanks for saving my life,6 +128441,456,240,"Nikki McKenna: (COOL) Look, can we just pretend that never happened? I don't want everyone at school to go around thinking I like you.",1215000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"Look, can we just pretend that never happened? I don't want everyone at school to go around thinking I like you.",look can we just pretend that never happened i dont want everyone at school to go around thinking i like you,21 +128475,457,29,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: You know, Ned, God has never given up on anyone.",124000,TRUE,140,188,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Flanders Home,"You know, Ned, God has never given up on anyone.",you know ned god has never given up on anyone,10 +128442,456,241,"Bart Simpson: I don't get you! You're hot, you're cold... What is your deal?!",1220000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I don't get you! You're hot, you're cold... What is your deal?!",i dont get you youre hot youre cold what is your deal,12 +128443,456,242,"Nikki McKenna: Oh Bart, you've got a few things to learn about women. And I will never tell you what they are.",1224000,TRUE,5575,3,Nikki McKenna,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh Bart, you've got a few things to learn about women. And I will never tell you what they are.",oh bart youve got a few things to learn about women and i will never tell you what they are,20 +128444,456,243,Bart Simpson: I give up! Smell ya later.,1229000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I give up! Smell ya later.,i give up smell ya later,6 +128445,456,244,Bart Simpson: (CALLING AFTER HER) I love youuuuuu!,1239000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I love youuuuuu!,i love youuuuuu,3 +128446,457,0,(Flanders Home: EXT. flanders house - day - establishing),35000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +128447,457,1,Ned Flanders: Thank you all for coming.,35000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Thank you all for coming.,thank you all for coming,5 +128448,457,2,"Ned Flanders: Now let's start with the words everyone loves to hear: ""Welcome to Bible study!""",36000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Now let's start with the words everyone loves to hear: ""Welcome to Bible study!""",now lets start with the words everyone loves to hear welcome to bible study,14 +128449,457,3,"Ned Flanders: Today, my readin' ribbon's smack dab in the middle of Matthew twenty-three.",36000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Today, my readin' ribbon's smack dab in the middle of Matthew twenty-three.",today my readin ribbons smack dab in the middle of matthew twenty-three,12 +128450,457,4,"Ned Flanders: Now let us ""download"" the holy ""tweet"" of the Lord.",45000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Now let us ""download"" the holy ""tweet"" of the Lord.",now let us download the holy tweet of the lord,10 +128451,457,5,Agnes Skinner: Stop making this relatable!,48000,TRUE,192,188,Agnes Skinner,Flanders Home,Stop making this relatable!,stop making this relatable,4 +128452,457,6,"Jimbo Jones: Hey, as a youth, if I don't hear a computer word every couple sentences, I am outta here.",50000,TRUE,144,188,Jimbo Jones,Flanders Home,"Hey, as a youth, if I don't hear a computer word every couple sentences, I am outta here.",hey as a youth if i dont hear a computer word every couple sentences i am outta here,18 +128453,457,7,Ned Flanders: (TO JIMBO) Duly noted. But we will make sure not to dilute the sacred gospel.,56000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Duly noted. But we will make sure not to dilute the sacred gospel.,duly noted but we will make sure not to dilute the sacred gospel,13 +128454,457,8,"Ned Flanders: (PANICKY) Mouse pad! Double click! Skyyype! (DESPERATE) Uh, Skyyype! (CLEARS THROAT) Matthew twenty-three: (READS FROM BIBLE) ""Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples, saying--""",61000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Mouse pad! Double click! Skyyype! Uh, Skyyype! Matthew twenty-three: ""Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples, saying--""",mouse pad double click skyyype uh skyyype matthew twenty-three then spake jesus to the multitude and to his disciples saying--,20 +128455,457,9,"Homer Simpson: Hey, my bathing suit came off!",66000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Hey, my bathing suit came off!",hey my bathing suit came off,6 +128456,457,10,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY SLIDING NOISES),66000,FALSE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +128457,457,11,"Homer Simpson: Hey, it floats!",79000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Hey, it floats!",hey it floats,3 +128458,457,12,Ned Flanders: (WEARY SIGH) I'll handle this.,81000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,I'll handle this.,ill handle this,3 +128459,457,13,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - backyard - continuous),86000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128460,457,14,Lisa Simpson: Schnell! Schnell!,86000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Schnell! Schnell!,schnell schnell,2 +128461,457,15,Homer Simpson: (LONG WHOOP AS HE SLIDES DOWN SLIP 'N' SLIDE),86000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128462,457,16,"Ned Flanders: Homer Simpson! You are the most infuriating, Netflix-D.V.D.-burgling, barbecue-not-putting-out...",93000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Homer Simpson! You are the most infuriating, Netflix-D.V.D.-burgling, barbecue-not-putting-out...",homer simpson you are the most infuriating netflix-dvd-burgling barbecue-not-putting-out,9 +128463,457,17,Owl: (WOOZY HOOT),93000,FALSE,3871,5,Owl,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128464,457,18,Ned Flanders: ...man I ever met!,102000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,...man I ever met!,man i ever met,4 +128465,457,19,Homer Simpson: Hold that thought.,103000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hold that thought.,hold that thought,3 +128466,457,20,Homer Simpson: (DOG-LIKE SHAKING NOISES),103000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128467,457,21,Ned Flanders: (EXASPERATED NOISE),103000,FALSE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128468,457,22,(Flanders Home: Int. Flanders home - moments later),107000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +128469,457,23,Ned Flanders: That man is beyond redemption!,107000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,That man is beyond redemption!,that man is beyond redemption,5 +128470,457,24,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (SAGELY) That might seem to be true...,110000,TRUE,140,188,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Flanders Home,That might seem to be true...,that might seem to be true,6 +128471,457,25,"Ned Flanders: I sense a ""but"" coming, Reverend...",112000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"I sense a ""but"" coming, Reverend...",i sense a but coming reverend,6 +128472,457,26,Homer Simpson: Here comes the butt!,113000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Here comes the butt!,here comes the butt,4 +128473,457,27,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: But I think you're up to the challenge, Ned.",116000,TRUE,140,188,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Flanders Home,"But I think you're up to the challenge, Ned.",but i think youre up to the challenge ned,9 +128474,457,28,"Ned Flanders: Oh Reverend, I've been workin' my bible to the bone tryin' to save that man.",120000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Oh Reverend, I've been workin' my bible to the bone tryin' to save that man.",oh reverend ive been workin my bible to the bone tryin to save that man,15 +128477,457,31,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (ANNOYED) He lovingly destroyed them. (THOUGHTFUL) Instead of pushing Homer away, can't you find a way to reach out and bring him in?",128000,TRUE,140,188,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Flanders Home,"He lovingly destroyed them. Instead of pushing Homer away, can't you find a way to reach out and bring him in?",he lovingly destroyed them instead of pushing homer away cant you find a way to reach out and bring him in,21 +128478,457,32,Homer Simpson: (AD-LIB NATIVE CHANTING),128000,FALSE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +128479,457,33,(Simpson Backyard: ext. simpson backyard - moments later),154000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +128480,457,34,Ned Flanders: (AFFECTIONATE) Homer? Homer?,154000,TRUE,11,44,Ned Flanders,Simpson Backyard,Homer? Homer?,homer homer,2 +128481,457,35,"Ned Flanders: (CLEARS THROAT, THEN SAYS:) Y'know, our bible study group is going to the Holy Land next month. (DEEP BREATH) I'd like you and your family to come as my guests.",158000,TRUE,11,44,Ned Flanders,Simpson Backyard,"Y'know, our bible study group is going to the Holy Land next month. I'd like you and your family to come as my guests.",yknow our bible study group is going to the holy land next month id like you and your family to come as my guests,24 +128482,457,36,"Homer Simpson: (EVER-GROWING SARCASM) Hmm, let me think... take my family to a war zone... on a bus filled with religious lame-os... in a country with no pork... in a desert with no casinos... (EXTREME SARCASM) ooh, where do I sign up?",165000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Hmm, let me think... take my family to a war zone... on a bus filled with religious lame-os... in a country with no pork... in a desert with no casinos... ooh, where do I sign up?",hmm let me think take my family to a war zone on a bus filled with religious lame-os in a country with no pork in a desert with no casinos ooh where do i sign up,36 +128483,457,37,"Marge Simpson: Homer, I can hear your sarcasm from inside the house -- and the dishwasher's on! What's going on here?",183000,TRUE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Homer, I can hear your sarcasm from inside the house -- and the dishwasher's on! What's going on here?",homer i can hear your sarcasm from inside the house -- and the dishwashers on whats going on here,19 +128484,457,38,Lisa Simpson: Mr. Flanders invited us to Israel. I think he wants to get Dad into Heaven.,189000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Mr. Flanders invited us to Israel. I think he wants to get Dad into Heaven.,mr flanders invited us to israel i think he wants to get dad into heaven,15 +128485,457,39,Bart Simpson: (RUBS HANDS TOGETHER) Great -- more hell for me!,193000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Great -- more hell for me!,great -- more hell for me,6 +128486,457,40,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES),193000,FALSE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +128487,457,41,"Marge Simpson: Ned Flanders, you would take our family to the Holy Land just to try to make my husband a better man?",193000,TRUE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Ned Flanders, you would take our family to the Holy Land just to try to make my husband a better man?",ned flanders you would take our family to the holy land just to try to make my husband a better man,21 +128488,457,42,"Ned Flanders: Yep. I also want to try something called ""pita bread.""",203000,TRUE,11,44,Ned Flanders,Simpson Backyard,"Yep. I also want to try something called ""pita bread.""",yep i also want to try something called pita bread,10 +128489,457,43,"Marge Simpson: Well, we will take you up on your offer.",203000,TRUE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Well, we will take you up on your offer.",well we will take you up on your offer,9 +128490,457,44,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),203000,FALSE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +128491,457,45,Marge Simpson: But we insist on paying our own way.,209000,TRUE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,But we insist on paying our own way.,but we insist on paying our own way,8 +128492,457,46,Homer Simpson: (BIGGER MOAN),209000,FALSE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +128493,457,47,"Marge Simpson: And Homer, put on some pants.",213000,TRUE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"And Homer, put on some pants.",and homer put on some pants,6 +128494,457,48,Homer Simpson: (EVEN BIGGER MOAN),213000,FALSE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +128495,457,49,Lisa Simpson: (SHAKES HEAD) The man hates pants.,217000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,The man hates pants.,the man hates pants,4 +128496,457,50,(Jerusalem: ext. jerusalem - day - establishing),231000,FALSE,NA,1921,NA,Jerusalem,NA,NA,NA +128497,457,51,Airport Workers: (CHEERING) L'chaim!,231000,TRUE,5584,1921,Airport Workers,Jerusalem,L'chaim!,lchaim,1 +128498,457,52,(Airport: Int. airport - hallway - day),233000,FALSE,NA,419,NA,Airport,NA,NA,NA +128499,457,53,"Marge Simpson: Homie, just tell them what they wanna hear!",233000,TRUE,1,419,Marge Simpson,Airport,"Homie, just tell them what they wanna hear!",homie just tell them what they wanna hear,8 +128500,457,54,Homer Simpson: I can't! Latkes aren't as good as American pancakes.,236000,TRUE,2,419,Homer Simpson,Airport,I can't! Latkes aren't as good as American pancakes.,i cant latkes arent as good as american pancakes,9 +128501,457,55,"Homer Simpson: (TIGHTLY, IN PAIN) They're okay with applesauce.",240000,TRUE,2,419,Homer Simpson,Airport,They're okay with applesauce.,theyre okay with applesauce,4 +128502,457,56,Israeli Airline Guard: True enough.,242000,TRUE,5585,419,Israeli Airline Guard,Airport,True enough.,true enough,2 +128503,457,57,Homer Simpson: (TAUNTING) A truckload of applesauce!,247000,TRUE,2,419,Homer Simpson,Airport,A truckload of applesauce!,a truckload of applesauce,4 +128504,457,58,(Ben Gurion Airport: INT. BEN GURION AIRPORT - continuous),255000,FALSE,NA,3717,NA,Ben Gurion Airport,NA,NA,NA +128505,457,59,"Lisa Simpson: Krusty, I've been meaning to ask, what are you doing on this tour?",255000,TRUE,9,3717,Lisa Simpson,Ben Gurion Airport,"Krusty, I've been meaning to ask, what are you doing on this tour?",krusty ive been meaning to ask what are you doing on this tour,13 +128506,457,60,Krusty the Clown: I believe that every Jew should make a pilgrimage to Israel before he dies.,259000,TRUE,139,3717,Krusty the Clown,Ben Gurion Airport,I believe that every Jew should make a pilgrimage to Israel before he dies.,i believe that every jew should make a pilgrimage to israel before he dies,14 +128507,457,61,"Lisa Simpson: Yes, it is fitting.",264000,TRUE,9,3717,Lisa Simpson,Ben Gurion Airport,"Yes, it is fitting.",yes it is fitting,4 +128588,457,142,Bart Simpson: Krav ma-wha?,662000,TRUE,8,1921,Bart Simpson,Jerusalem,Krav ma-wha?,krav ma-wha,2 +128508,457,62,Krusty the Clown: (CHUCKLES) Don't wanna end up in Hell.,266000,TRUE,139,3717,Krusty the Clown,Ben Gurion Airport,Don't wanna end up in Hell.,dont wanna end up in hell,6 +128509,457,63,Lisa Simpson: Jews don't believe in Hell.,268000,TRUE,9,3717,Lisa Simpson,Ben Gurion Airport,Jews don't believe in Hell.,jews dont believe in hell,5 +128510,457,64,"Krusty the Clown: (HAPPILY) No Hell? Thank you, kid, you made my day!",269000,TRUE,139,3717,Krusty the Clown,Ben Gurion Airport,"No Hell? Thank you, kid, you made my day!",no hell thank you kid you made my day,9 +128511,457,65,(Jerusalem: ext. jerusalem - day),285000,FALSE,NA,1921,NA,Jerusalem,NA,NA,NA +128512,457,66,Manager: You're being paid to clean the gutters!,285000,TRUE,183,1921,Manager,Jerusalem,You're being paid to clean the gutters!,youre being paid to clean the gutters,7 +128513,457,67,(Hotel Lobby: int. HOTEL LOBBY - continuous),291000,FALSE,NA,2392,NA,Hotel Lobby,NA,NA,NA +128514,457,68,"Marge Simpson: This country's so historic -- for all we know, Jesus could have given a talk in Conference Room C. (GESTURES TO GENERIC CONFERENCE ROOM)",291000,TRUE,1,2392,Marge Simpson,Hotel Lobby,"This country's so historic -- for all we know, Jesus could have given a talk in Conference Room C.",this countrys so historic -- for all we know jesus could have given a talk in conference room c,19 +128515,457,69,"Jakob: Welcome, welcome!",299000,TRUE,5586,2392,Jakob,Hotel Lobby,"Welcome, welcome!",welcome welcome,2 +128516,457,70,"Jakob: (IMPATIENT, RAPID-FIRE) My name is Jacob. You may notice I speak the English with a slight accent. This is because as you have probably guessed, I used to live in London, and that is why I sound like Hugh Grant.",301000,TRUE,5586,2392,Jakob,Hotel Lobby,"My name is Jacob. You may notice I speak the English with a slight accent. This is because as you have probably guessed, I used to live in London, and that is why I sound like Hugh Grant.",my name is jacob you may notice i speak the english with a slight accent this is because as you have probably guessed i used to live in london and that is why i sound like hugh grant,38 +128517,457,71,"Jakob: Come on, let's go. We've got a lot of holy sites to see, yallah! We finish early, we go to jewelry store owned by my cousins.",314000,TRUE,5586,2392,Jakob,Hotel Lobby,"Come on, let's go. We've got a lot of holy sites to see, yallah! We finish early, we go to jewelry store owned by my cousins.",come on lets go weve got a lot of holy sites to see yallah we finish early we go to jewelry store owned by my cousins,26 +128518,457,72,Bible Group: (POLITE LAUGHS),314000,FALSE,5587,2392,Bible Group,Hotel Lobby,NA,NA,NA +128519,457,73,"Jakob: (CUTTING THEM OFF) No joke, is true, great prices, you got to haggle otherwise they don't respect you! Come on, let's go!",322000,TRUE,5586,2392,Jakob,Hotel Lobby,"No joke, is true, great prices, you got to haggle otherwise they don't respect you! Come on, let's go!",no joke is true great prices you got to haggle otherwise they dont respect you come on lets go,19 +128520,457,74,Marge Simpson: Do you have any safety tips?,328000,TRUE,1,2392,Marge Simpson,Hotel Lobby,Do you have any safety tips?,do you have any safety tips,6 +128521,457,75,"Jakob: What are you talking about? Israel is the safest country in the world. The only danger here is dehydration. Drink water. Don't die, looks bad on me. Come on, shut your face. Let's go.",329000,TRUE,5586,2392,Jakob,Hotel Lobby,"What are you talking about? Israel is the safest country in the world. The only danger here is dehydration. Drink water. Don't die, looks bad on me. Come on, shut your face. Let's go.",what are you talking about israel is the safest country in the world the only danger here is dehydration drink water dont die looks bad on me come on shut your face lets go,34 +128522,457,76,Marge Simpson: But it says here in the brochure...,339000,TRUE,1,2392,Marge Simpson,Hotel Lobby,But it says here in the brochure...,but it says here in the brochure,7 +128523,457,77,"Jakob: Brochure? Brochure? Brochure? Who wrote your brochure? The same schmuck who wrote The New Testament? I can't talk to you. You talk to my niece, Doreet.",341000,TRUE,5586,2392,Jakob,Hotel Lobby,"Brochure? Brochure? Brochure? Who wrote your brochure? The same schmuck who wrote The New Testament? I can't talk to you. You talk to my niece, Doreet.",brochure brochure brochure who wrote your brochure the same schmuck who wrote the new testament i cant talk to you you talk to my niece doreet,26 +128524,457,78,"Jakob: Doreet, talk to the stupids.",350000,TRUE,5586,2392,Jakob,Hotel Lobby,"Doreet, talk to the stupids.",doreet talk to the stupids,5 +128525,457,79,"DOREET: Shalom, goyem!",352000,TRUE,5588,2392,DOREET,Hotel Lobby,"Shalom, goyem!",shalom goyem,2 +128526,457,80,"Marge Simpson: Shalom to you! (TO BERNICE) Shalom is the ""aloha"" of this place.",353000,TRUE,1,2392,Marge Simpson,Hotel Lobby,"Shalom to you! Shalom is the ""aloha"" of this place.",shalom to you shalom is the aloha of this place,10 +128527,457,81,"Jakob: Okay, okay, lady. You done talking now. Who is licensed tour guide here, you or me? Now, everybody, we have no time to see Masada. Everybody died there for nothing. Okay, first stop: Old City. Come on, let's go, please shut your face!",358000,TRUE,5586,2392,Jakob,Hotel Lobby,"Okay, okay, lady. You done talking now. Who is licensed tour guide here, you or me? Now, everybody, we have no time to see Masada. Everybody died there for nothing. Okay, first stop: Old City. Come on, let's go, please shut your face!",okay okay lady you done talking now who is licensed tour guide here you or me now everybody we have no time to see masada everybody died there for nothing okay first stop old city come on lets go please shut your face,43 +128528,457,82,Ned Flanders: (EXCITED GASP) The Old City. Where B.C. turned into A.D.! Let's go!,371000,TRUE,11,2392,Ned Flanders,Hotel Lobby,The Old City. Where B.C. turned into A.D.! Let's go!,the old city where bc turned into ad lets go,10 +128529,457,83,"Homer Simpson: Flanders, that stuff's been here for thousands of years. But the breakfast buffet at this hotel, which is included in our package, closes in ten minutes!",375000,TRUE,2,2392,Homer Simpson,Hotel Lobby,"Flanders, that stuff's been here for thousands of years. But the breakfast buffet at this hotel, which is included in our package, closes in ten minutes!",flanders that stuffs been here for thousands of years but the breakfast buffet at this hotel which is included in our package closes in ten minutes,26 +128530,457,84,"Ned Flanders: Homer, that's not why we're here. (RE: BROCHURE) We can see the stations of the cross!",384000,TRUE,11,2392,Ned Flanders,Hotel Lobby,"Homer, that's not why we're here. We can see the stations of the cross!",homer thats not why were here we can see the stations of the cross,14 +128531,457,85,Homer Simpson: After we see the stations of the omelet bar.,388000,TRUE,2,2392,Homer Simpson,Hotel Lobby,After we see the stations of the omelet bar.,after we see the stations of the omelet bar,9 +128532,457,86,"Ned Flanders: (EXASPERATED SIGH, THEN COMPOSING HIMSELF) Okay, let's just put it to a vote.",392000,TRUE,11,2392,Ned Flanders,Hotel Lobby,"Okay, let's just put it to a vote.",okay lets just put it to a vote,8 +128533,457,87,(Hotel: Int. hotel - dining room - day),397000,FALSE,NA,420,NA,Hotel,NA,NA,NA +128534,457,88,"Ned Flanders: I can't believe we lost, Reverend.",397000,TRUE,11,420,Ned Flanders,Hotel,"I can't believe we lost, Reverend.",i cant believe we lost reverend,6 +128535,457,89,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Mm-hmmm.,398000,TRUE,140,420,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Hotel,Mm-hmmm.,mm-hmmm,1 +128536,457,90,Helen Lovejoy: These blueberry muffins are bigger than the ones we had at Pechanga!,400000,TRUE,309,420,Helen Lovejoy,Hotel,These blueberry muffins are bigger than the ones we had at Pechanga!,these blueberry muffins are bigger than the ones we had at pechanga,12 +128537,457,91,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Finally, something you like better than Pechanga.",403000,TRUE,140,420,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Hotel,"Finally, something you like better than Pechanga.",finally something you like better than pechanga,7 +128538,457,92,(Mt. Zion: Ext. mt. zion - jerusalem - day),410000,FALSE,NA,3718,NA,Mt. Zion,NA,NA,NA +128539,457,93,(First Church of Springfield: int. church building - continuous),410000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +128540,457,94,"Jakob: Okay, everybody. Please shut your face. Here we go. This sacred spot on Mount Zion is King David's tomb. Also, where your Jesus, who was a native born Israeli, by the way, sandals, circumcised, perfect English accent, the whole deal... this is where he had his last supper before they took him away and hammered him up on that cross ha-ha-ha. Hey, you, you're not part of the group. No listening!",410000,TRUE,5586,131,Jakob,First Church of Springfield,"Okay, everybody. Please shut your face. Here we go. This sacred spot on Mount Zion is King David's tomb. Also, where your Jesus, who was a native born Israeli, by the way, sandals, circumcised, perfect English accent, the whole deal... this is where he had his last supper before they took him away and hammered him up on that cross ha-ha-ha. Hey, you, you're not part of the group. No listening!",okay everybody please shut your face here we go this sacred spot on mount zion is king davids tomb also where your jesus who was a native born israeli by the way sandals circumcised perfect english accent the whole deal this is where he had his last supper before they took him away and hammered him up on that cross ha-ha-ha hey you youre not part of the group no listening,71 +128541,457,95,Israeli Bystander: What? Is Israel. Is free country!,433000,TRUE,5589,131,Israeli Bystander,First Church of Springfield,What? Is Israel. Is free country!,what is israel is free country,6 +128542,457,96,"Jakob: (ANGRY HEBREW YELLING AND SOME BLEEPING, THEN:)",433000,FALSE,5586,131,Jakob,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +128543,457,97,"Jakob: Okay, that's it. Because of him, no Armenian quarter. Forget it, it's gone. All thanks to Mister Listen-For-Free.",453000,TRUE,5586,131,Jakob,First Church of Springfield,"Okay, that's it. Because of him, no Armenian quarter. Forget it, it's gone. All thanks to Mister Listen-For-Free.",okay thats it because of him no armenian quarter forget it its gone all thanks to mister listen-for-free,18 +128544,457,98,"Ned Flanders: Lord, please help Homer experience the redemptive power of this sacred land.",461000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Lord, please help Homer experience the redemptive power of this sacred land.",lord please help homer experience the redemptive power of this sacred land,12 +128545,457,99,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) He's going for the record! He's going for the record!,467000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,He's going for the record! He's going for the record!,hes going for the record hes going for the record,10 +128546,457,100,"Homer Simpson: (MILDLY ANNOYED) Flanders, you're not supposed to help him.",473000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Flanders, you're not supposed to help him.",flanders youre not supposed to help him,7 +128547,457,101,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, thanks a lot, Flanders.",475000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Yeah, thanks a lot, Flanders.",yeah thanks a lot flanders,5 +128548,457,102,"Ned Flanders: Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?",479000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Homer, do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence?",homer do you think you could show just the slightest bit of reverence,13 +128549,457,103,"Homer Simpson: Ned, I'm an American tourist. I'm just here to see some sights, try goofy new food and spread some shekels with my Carolina Panthers credit card.",484000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Ned, I'm an American tourist. I'm just here to see some sights, try goofy new food and spread some shekels with my Carolina Panthers credit card.",ned im an american tourist im just here to see some sights try goofy new food and spread some shekels with my carolina panthers credit card,26 +128550,457,104,Homer Simpson: Pan-thers!,493000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Pan-thers!,pan-thers,1 +128551,457,105,"Ned Flanders: (SIGHS) Homer, could you at least turn the camera off?",494000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Homer, could you at least turn the camera off?",homer could you at least turn the camera off,9 +128552,457,106,Homer Simpson: If you say it like Dracula I will.,497000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,If you say it like Dracula I will.,if you say it like dracula i will,8 +128553,457,107,Ned Flanders: Homer...,500000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,Homer...,homer,1 +128554,457,108,"Homer Simpson: Please, please, please...",500000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Please, please, please...",please please please,3 +128555,457,109,"Ned Flanders: (ROLLS EYES, À LA DRACULA) Bleh.",503000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,Bleh.,bleh,1 +128556,457,110,Homer Simpson: (HAPPILY) That is going right on stupidflanders.org.,506000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,That is going right on stupidflanders.org.,that is going right on stupidflandersorg,6 +128557,457,111,"Ned Flanders: Y'know, Homer, you might really benefit from opening your heart to the spirituality of this place. Please, neighbor?",508000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Y'know, Homer, you might really benefit from opening your heart to the spirituality of this place. Please, neighbor?",yknow homer you might really benefit from opening your heart to the spirituality of this place please neighbor,18 +128674,457,228,(DOME OF THE ROCK: exT. DOME OF THE ROCK - day),1099000,FALSE,NA,3723,NA,DOME OF THE ROCK,NA,NA,NA +128558,457,112,"Homer Simpson: This really means a lot to you, huh?",516000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"This really means a lot to you, huh?",this really means a lot to you huh,8 +128559,457,113,"Ned Flanders: Yes, but it means more to you.",518000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Yes, but it means more to you.",yes but it means more to you,7 +128560,457,114,"Homer Simpson: Boy, are you lousy at reading minds.",520000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Boy, are you lousy at reading minds.",boy are you lousy at reading minds,7 +128561,457,115,"Homer Simpson: Okay, okay. For you, I'll try.",523000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Okay, okay. For you, I'll try.",okay okay for you ill try,6 +128562,457,116,"Ned Flanders: Lord, I think I may have finally reached him...",532000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Lord, I think I may have finally reached him...",lord i think i may have finally reached him,9 +128563,457,117,Ned Flanders: (PRE-RECORDED) Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!,532000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!,bleh bleh bleh,3 +128564,457,118,"Ned Flanders: (AGGRAVATED) Homer, quit playing that back.",535000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Homer, quit playing that back.",homer quit playing that back,5 +128565,457,119,"Homer Simpson: I'm not, it's my ringtone.",537000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"I'm not, it's my ringtone.",im not its my ringtone,5 +128566,457,120,"Homer Simpson: Y'ello. This is he. Yeah I wanted to know: do you deliver falafels to the top of Mount Zion? Great. I'd like a large falafel with pepperoni, sausage and extra cheese. Yes, I know what a falafel is.",539000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Y'ello. This is he. Yeah I wanted to know: do you deliver falafels to the top of Mount Zion? Great. I'd like a large falafel with pepperoni, sausage and extra cheese. Yes, I know what a falafel is.",yello this is he yeah i wanted to know do you deliver falafels to the top of mount zion great id like a large falafel with pepperoni sausage and extra cheese yes i know what a falafel is,38 +128567,457,121,Ned Flanders: (SIGHS),539000,FALSE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +128568,457,122,(Near the Western Wall: Ext. near the western wall - day),557000,FALSE,NA,3719,NA,Near the Western Wall,NA,NA,NA +128569,457,123,"Jakob: This is-- everybody, look at my face. This is the Western, or as you say, Wailing Wall. It is believed that the Lord will grant the prayers that are stuck into the cracks. Please, no graffiti, no making the pishen, yallah.",557000,TRUE,5586,3719,Jakob,Near the Western Wall,"This is-- everybody, look at my face. This is the Western, or as you say, Wailing Wall. It is believed that the Lord will grant the prayers that are stuck into the cracks. Please, no graffiti, no making the pishen, yallah.",this is-- everybody look at my face this is the western or as you say wailing wall it is believed that the lord will grant the prayers that are stuck into the cracks please no graffiti no making the pishen yallah,41 +128570,457,124,"Krusty the Clown: ""Dear Lord: please fix the following parking tickets: A647253, SP90325, Shelbyville 932871...",569000,TRUE,139,3719,Krusty the Clown,Near the Western Wall,"""Dear Lord: please fix the following parking tickets: A647253, SP90325, Shelbyville 932871...",dear lord please fix the following parking tickets a647253 sp90325 shelbyville 932871,12 +128571,457,125,Bart Simpson: Sad.,569000,TRUE,8,3719,Bart Simpson,Near the Western Wall,Sad.,sad,1 +128572,457,126,Bart Simpson: Sad.,586000,TRUE,8,3719,Bart Simpson,Near the Western Wall,Sad.,sad,1 +128573,457,127,Bart Simpson: Never gonna happen.,588000,TRUE,8,3719,Bart Simpson,Near the Western Wall,Never gonna happen.,never gonna happen,3 +128574,457,128,"Bart Simpson: Sad. Maybe, if you were Brad Pitt.",589000,TRUE,8,3719,Bart Simpson,Near the Western Wall,"Sad. Maybe, if you were Brad Pitt.",sad maybe if you were brad pitt,7 +128575,457,129,"Homer Simpson: Hey boy, we're supposed to be acting religiousy. What are you up to?",593000,TRUE,2,3719,Homer Simpson,Near the Western Wall,"Hey boy, we're supposed to be acting religiousy. What are you up to?",hey boy were supposed to be acting religiousy what are you up to,13 +128576,457,130,"Bart Simpson: Reading prayers and ignoring them, just like God.",596000,TRUE,8,3719,Bart Simpson,Near the Western Wall,"Reading prayers and ignoring them, just like God.",reading prayers and ignoring them just like god,8 +128577,457,131,"Bart Simpson: Hey, this one's from you.",599000,TRUE,8,3719,Bart Simpson,Near the Western Wall,"Hey, this one's from you.",hey this ones from you,5 +128578,457,132,"Bart Simpson: ""Dear Lord, don't let Marge find out the hotel leaves chocolates on the pillows at night.""",601000,TRUE,8,3719,Bart Simpson,Near the Western Wall,"""Dear Lord, don't let Marge find out the hotel leaves chocolates on the pillows at night.""",dear lord dont let marge find out the hotel leaves chocolates on the pillows at night,16 +128579,457,133,Homer Simpson: Why you little...,601000,TRUE,2,3719,Homer Simpson,Near the Western Wall,Why you little...,why you little,3 +128580,457,134,"Homer Simpson: ""Give my Dad another heart attack?!""",610000,TRUE,2,3719,Homer Simpson,Near the Western Wall,Give my Dad another heart attack?!,give my dad another heart attack,6 +128581,457,135,(Western Wall: Ext. Western Wall - another area),610000,FALSE,NA,3720,NA,Western Wall,NA,NA,NA +128582,457,136,"Jakob: (GRIM) Smite him! Like the firstborn of Egypt. Dead baby, dead baby, Passover, dead baby, dead baby...",610000,TRUE,5586,3720,Jakob,Western Wall,"Smite him! Like the firstborn of Egypt. Dead baby, dead baby, Passover, dead baby, dead baby...",smite him like the firstborn of egypt dead baby dead baby passover dead baby dead baby,16 +128583,457,137,(Jerusalem: Ext. jerusalem - Jewish MARKET - day),652000,FALSE,NA,1921,NA,Jerusalem,NA,NA,NA +128584,457,138,"Bart Simpson: Hey, why am I running from a girl?",652000,TRUE,8,1921,Bart Simpson,Jerusalem,"Hey, why am I running from a girl?",hey why am i running from a girl,8 +128585,457,139,Bart Simpson: Call me when you're old enough for your bat mitzvah. I'll bring you an envelope full of nothin'.,654000,TRUE,8,1921,Bart Simpson,Jerusalem,Call me when you're old enough for your bat mitzvah. I'll bring you an envelope full of nothin'.,call me when youre old enough for your bat mitzvah ill bring you an envelope full of nothin,18 +128586,457,140,Bart Simpson: (STRIKING POSE) Ka-ra-té!,659000,TRUE,8,1921,Bart Simpson,Jerusalem,Ka-ra-té!,ka-ra-té,1 +128587,457,141,DOREET: Krav maga!,661000,TRUE,5588,1921,DOREET,Jerusalem,Krav maga!,krav maga,2 +128589,457,143,DOREET: Israeli karate. Less (ASIAN KARATE HOWL). More (VIOLENT ATTACK NOISE).,663000,TRUE,5588,1921,DOREET,Jerusalem,Israeli karate. Less . More .,israeli karate less more,4 +128590,457,144,Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED) You don't fight like a girl! Or even a Milhouse!,673000,TRUE,8,1921,Bart Simpson,Jerusalem,You don't fight like a girl! Or even a Milhouse!,you dont fight like a girl or even a milhouse,10 +128591,457,145,"DOREET: I don't know what is Milhouse. I work security for the tour. (FIGHT SOUNDS) Dealing with American punks like you counts as my military service, and we know all about you.",676000,TRUE,5588,1921,DOREET,Jerusalem,"I don't know what is Milhouse. I work security for the tour. Dealing with American punks like you counts as my military service, and we know all about you.",i dont know what is milhouse i work security for the tour dealing with american punks like you counts as my military service and we know all about you,29 +128592,457,146,"Bart Simpson: Ay carumba. (PRETENDING) Hey, is that the Ark of the Covenant?",687000,TRUE,8,1921,Bart Simpson,Jerusalem,"Ay carumba. Hey, is that the Ark of the Covenant?",ay carumba hey is that the ark of the covenant,10 +128593,457,147,Bart Simpson: Ka-ra-té!,693000,TRUE,8,1921,Bart Simpson,Jerusalem,Ka-ra-té!,ka-ra-té,1 +128594,457,148,"DOREET: (EMPHATIC) Once again, Krav maga!",694000,TRUE,5588,1921,DOREET,Jerusalem,"Once again, Krav maga!",once again krav maga,4 +128595,457,149,Bart Simpson: Quit going for my groin!,700000,TRUE,8,1921,Bart Simpson,Jerusalem,Quit going for my groin!,quit going for my groin,5 +128596,457,150,"DOREET: No groin, no Krav maga! (FIGHTING NOISES) Hello groin.",701000,TRUE,5588,1921,DOREET,Jerusalem,"No groin, no Krav maga! Hello groin.",no groin no krav maga hello groin,7 +128597,457,151,(Church of the Holy Sepulchre: Ext. Church of the holy sepulcher - day),708000,FALSE,NA,3721,NA,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,NA,NA,NA +128598,457,152,"Jakob: Come on, come on. Everybody finish lemon ice. Not allowed inside.",708000,TRUE,5586,3721,Jakob,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,"Come on, come on. Everybody finish lemon ice. Not allowed inside.",come on come on everybody finish lemon ice not allowed inside,11 +128599,457,153,"Jakob: Before us stands the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, believed to be the home of the tomb of your Lord. Or as he's known here, the man in the underpants. Beautiful tachtoonim (TRANSLATION: UNDERWEAR). Oh, and what abs. He was a real good-looking one. Nice hair. Conditioner? I think so.",714000,TRUE,5586,3721,Jakob,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,"Before us stands the Church of the Holy Sepulcher, believed to be the home of the tomb of your Lord. Or as he's known here, the man in the underpants. Beautiful tachtoonim . Oh, and what abs. He was a real good-looking one. Nice hair. Conditioner? I think so.",before us stands the church of the holy sepulcher believed to be the home of the tomb of your lord or as hes known here the man in the underpants beautiful tachtoonim oh and what abs he was a real good-looking one nice hair conditioner i think so,48 +128600,457,154,(First Church of Springfield: INT. CHURCH - ROOM OF THE ANGEL STONE - day),729000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +128601,457,155,"Ned Flanders: And Lord, thank you for letting me see this wonderful place where the end of the world will soon begin. And thank you, again, for the challenge of Homer Simpson... we've all got our crosses to bear. Me Homer, you the cross. And now, let me gaze with reverence upon the holy resting place of...",729000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"And Lord, thank you for letting me see this wonderful place where the end of the world will soon begin. And thank you, again, for the challenge of Homer Simpson... we've all got our crosses to bear. Me Homer, you the cross. And now, let me gaze with reverence upon the holy resting place of...",and lord thank you for letting me see this wonderful place where the end of the world will soon begin and thank you again for the challenge of homer simpson weve all got our crosses to bear me homer you the cross and now let me gaze with reverence upon the holy resting place of,55 +128602,457,156,Ned Flanders: (AGHAST SOUND),729000,FALSE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +128603,457,157,"Homer Simpson: (WAKES UP, GROGGY) Whuh?",747000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Whuh?,whuh,1 +128604,457,158,"Ned Flanders: Homer, this is the most sacred spot in Christendom, not your backyard hammock.",749000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Homer, this is the most sacred spot in Christendom, not your backyard hammock.",homer this is the most sacred spot in christendom not your backyard hammock,13 +128605,457,159,"Homer Simpson: (SINCERELY APOLOGETIC) I'm sorry. It's just that these tours are so exhausting. You're jetlagged, you're walking around all day... it's so hard to sleep knowing Marge and the kids are all stuck in one small room.... and it's so nice and cool in the tomb of the unknown savior...",754000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"I'm sorry. It's just that these tours are so exhausting. You're jetlagged, you're walking around all day... it's so hard to sleep knowing Marge and the kids are all stuck in one small room.... and it's so nice and cool in the tomb of the unknown savior...",im sorry its just that these tours are so exhausting youre jetlagged youre walking around all day its so hard to sleep knowing marge and the kids are all stuck in one small room and its so nice and cool in the tomb of the unknown savior,47 +128606,457,160,Ned Flanders: Unknown? This is the tomb of the most famous man who ever lived!,766000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,Unknown? This is the tomb of the most famous man who ever lived!,unknown this is the tomb of the most famous man who ever lived,13 +128607,457,161,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Porky Pig?,774000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Porky Pig?,porky pig,2 +128608,457,162,"Ned Flanders: (YELLING) Porky Pig's not a man, he's a pig! And he's not even a real pig!",775000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Porky Pig's not a man, he's a pig! And he's not even a real pig!",porky pigs not a man hes a pig and hes not even a real pig,15 +128609,457,163,(Church of the Holy Sepulchre: Int. CHURCH OF THE HOLY SEPULCHER - main area - cONTINUOUS),779000,FALSE,NA,3721,NA,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,NA,NA,NA +128610,457,164,"Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED) But he is buried here, right?",779000,TRUE,2,3721,Homer Simpson,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,"But he is buried here, right?",but he is buried here right,6 +128611,457,165,Ned Flanders: That's it. I'm losin' it. I'm losin' it!,782000,TRUE,11,3721,Ned Flanders,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,That's it. I'm losin' it. I'm losin' it!,thats it im losin it im losin it,8 +128612,457,166,(First Church of Springfield: Int. CHURCH - tomb of christ - continuous),785000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +128613,457,167,Ned Flanders: You come all the way to Jerusalem -- the happiest place on earth -- and all the photos in your camera are of funny soda pops?!,785000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,You come all the way to Jerusalem -- the happiest place on earth -- and all the photos in your camera are of funny soda pops?!,you come all the way to jerusalem -- the happiest place on earth -- and all the photos in your camera are of funny soda pops,26 +128614,457,168,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Chickpea Fizz.,797000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Chickpea Fizz.,chickpea fizz,2 +128615,457,169,Ned Flanders: Delete! Delete! Delete!,799000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,Delete! Delete! Delete!,delete delete delete,3 +128616,457,170,Homer Simpson: Whatever. It's your camera.,801000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Whatever. It's your camera.,whatever its your camera,4 +128617,457,171,Ned Flanders: (ANGUISHED SCREAM),801000,FALSE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +128618,457,172,(Church of the Holy Sepulchre: ext. church of the holy sepulcher - day),811000,FALSE,NA,3721,NA,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,NA,NA,NA +128619,457,173,"Ned Flanders: Please, you've gotta let me back in. I sold six thousand rolls of wrapping paper to get here!",811000,TRUE,11,3721,Ned Flanders,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,"Please, you've gotta let me back in. I sold six thousand rolls of wrapping paper to get here!",please youve gotta let me back in i sold six thousand rolls of wrapping paper to get here,18 +128620,457,174,"Chief Security Officer: That's your problem! You, my friend, are banned from ever entering this church again.",815000,TRUE,5590,3721,Chief Security Officer,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,"That's your problem! You, my friend, are banned from ever entering this church again.",thats your problem you my friend are banned from ever entering this church again,14 +128621,457,175,Ned Flanders: (STUNNED) Banned for life?,821000,TRUE,11,3721,Ned Flanders,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,Banned for life?,banned for life,3 +128622,457,176,"Ned Flanders: Homer, do you know why I'm a Christian?",823000,TRUE,11,3721,Ned Flanders,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,"Homer, do you know why I'm a Christian?",homer do you know why im a christian,8 +128623,457,177,Homer Simpson: Your parents made you?,825000,TRUE,2,3721,Homer Simpson,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,Your parents made you?,your parents made you,4 +128624,457,178,"Ned Flanders: It's because I believe every soul has the possibility of salvation. At least I thought so till now. (ICY CALM) Homer Simpson, you are not worth saving.",827000,TRUE,11,3721,Ned Flanders,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,"It's because I believe every soul has the possibility of salvation. At least I thought so till now. Homer Simpson, you are not worth saving.",its because i believe every soul has the possibility of salvation at least i thought so till now homer simpson you are not worth saving,25 +128625,457,179,Homer Simpson: What? But I thought we'd be neighbors in Heaven. Goofing on all the new dead people...,838000,TRUE,2,3721,Homer Simpson,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,What? But I thought we'd be neighbors in Heaven. Goofing on all the new dead people...,what but i thought wed be neighbors in heaven goofing on all the new dead people,16 +128626,457,180,Ned Flanders: Not. Worth. Saving.,841000,TRUE,11,3721,Ned Flanders,Church of the Holy Sepulchre,Not. Worth. Saving.,not worth saving,3 +128627,457,181,(STREETS OF OLD JERUSALEM: Ext. STREETS OF OLD JERUSALEM - mOMENTS LATER),846000,FALSE,NA,3722,NA,STREETS OF OLD JERUSALEM,NA,NA,NA +128628,457,182,"Homer Simpson: Ned! Ned, wait up!",846000,TRUE,2,3722,Homer Simpson,STREETS OF OLD JERUSALEM,"Ned! Ned, wait up!",ned ned wait up,4 +128629,457,183,Homer Simpson: (WINDED) Ned!,851000,TRUE,2,3722,Homer Simpson,STREETS OF OLD JERUSALEM,Ned!,ned,1 +128630,457,184,(Jerusalem: ext. jerusalem - just inside the gates - day),851000,FALSE,NA,1921,NA,Jerusalem,NA,NA,NA +128631,457,185,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Ned's run off into the desert!,851000,TRUE,2,1921,Homer Simpson,Jerusalem,Ned's run off into the desert!,neds run off into the desert,6 +128632,457,186,Homer Simpson: Ah-ha -- a sand horse! Car of the desert!,857000,TRUE,2,1921,Homer Simpson,Jerusalem,Ah-ha -- a sand horse! Car of the desert!,ah-ha -- a sand horse car of the desert,9 +128633,457,187,Ned Flanders: (SATISFIED NOISE) Nothing like a tall glass of luke-warm water to Jekyll down this Hyde.,877000,TRUE,11,1921,Ned Flanders,Jerusalem,Nothing like a tall glass of luke-warm water to Jekyll down this Hyde.,nothing like a tall glass of luke-warm water to jekyll down this hyde,13 +128634,457,188,"Ned Flanders: Ooo, looks like a sandstorm's brewin'. I'll just wait it out at a movie.",882000,TRUE,11,1921,Ned Flanders,Jerusalem,"Ooo, looks like a sandstorm's brewin'. I'll just wait it out at a movie.",ooo looks like a sandstorms brewin ill just wait it out at a movie,14 +128635,457,189,(Theater: Int. Theater - continuous),891000,FALSE,NA,561,NA,Theater,NA,NA,NA +128636,457,190,Robot #1: Orthobot Prime - the battle begins!,891000,TRUE,3671,561,Robot #1,Theater,Orthobot Prime - the battle begins!,orthobot prime - the battle begins,6 +128637,457,191,Robot #2: Not so fast -- we can't transform on the Sabbath!,894000,TRUE,3672,561,Robot #2,Theater,Not so fast -- we can't transform on the Sabbath!,not so fast -- we cant transform on the sabbath,10 +128638,457,192,Robot #1: Let us power down and contemplate the torah.,897000,TRUE,3671,561,Robot #1,Theater,Let us power down and contemplate the torah.,let us power down and contemplate the torah,8 +128639,457,193,Robot #2: (ROBOT DAVENING NOISES),897000,FALSE,3672,561,Robot #2,Theater,NA,NA,NA +128640,457,194,(Desert: ext. desert - evening),912000,FALSE,NA,1222,NA,Desert,NA,NA,NA +128641,457,195,Homer Simpson: (CALLING) Flanders! Stupid Flanders!,912000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,Flanders! Stupid Flanders!,flanders stupid flanders,3 +128642,457,196,Homer Simpson: (FREAKED OUT) There's sand in my shoe!,922000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,There's sand in my shoe!,theres sand in my shoe,5 +128643,457,197,Homer Simpson: (EXTREMELY RELIEVED NOISE),922000,FALSE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,NA,NA,NA +128644,457,198,Homer Simpson: (BITTER) Good luck surviving without me!,932000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,Good luck surviving without me!,good luck surviving without me,5 +128699,457,253,Dr. Julius Hibbert: This looks like a job for... the messiah!,1223000,TRUE,332,3723,Dr. Julius Hibbert,DOME OF THE ROCK,This looks like a job for... the messiah!,this looks like a job for the messiah,8 +128645,457,199,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS TO ""LAWRENCE OF ARABIA"" TUNE) THIR-STY / I AM SO THIR-STY / AND HUNGRY AND HORNY / BUT MOSTLY JUST THIR-STY / I AM SO THIR-STY... (SURPRISED NOISE)",935000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,THIR-STY / I AM SO THIR-STY / AND HUNGRY AND HORNY / BUT MOSTLY JUST THIR-STY / I AM SO THIR-STY...,thir-sty i am so thir-sty and hungry and horny but mostly just thir-sty i am so thir-sty,17 +128646,457,200,Homer Simpson: Water!,954000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,Water!,water,1 +128647,457,201,"Homer Simpson: (RASPY) So salty... (DRINKS, THEN SAYS EVEN RASPIER) Maybe if I... add a little salt...",958000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,So salty... Maybe if I... add a little salt...,so salty maybe if i add a little salt,9 +128648,457,202,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY EMOTIONAL SOBS),958000,FALSE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,NA,NA,NA +128649,457,203,"Cucumber: (KINDLY) You have been chosen, Homer.",992000,TRUE,5591,1222,Cucumber,Desert,"You have been chosen, Homer.",you have been chosen homer,5 +128650,457,204,"Homer Simpson: (AWESTRUCK AND FEARFUL) Chosen for what, oh mighty gherkin?",994000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,"Chosen for what, oh mighty gherkin?",chosen for what oh mighty gherkin,6 +128651,457,205,"Cucumber: Rise and listen, my child...yours is a great destiny.",996000,TRUE,5591,1222,Cucumber,Desert,"Rise and listen, my child...yours is a great destiny.",rise and listen my childyours is a great destiny,9 +128652,457,206,"Homer Simpson: (RAPIDLY) Pickle, carrot, tomato. Pickle, carrot, tomato. Pickle, carrot, tomato.",1003000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,"Pickle, carrot, tomato. Pickle, carrot, tomato. Pickle, carrot, tomato.",pickle carrot tomato pickle carrot tomato pickle carrot tomato,9 +128653,457,207,"Marge Simpson: Oh Homie, you're alive!",1010000,TRUE,1,1222,Marge Simpson,Desert,"Oh Homie, you're alive!",oh homie youre alive,4 +128654,457,208,"Homer Simpson: I am more than alive, woman! I am the Chosen One who shall unite all the faiths of the Holy Land! I am... the messiah!",1013000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,"I am more than alive, woman! I am the Chosen One who shall unite all the faiths of the Holy Land! I am... the messiah!",i am more than alive woman i am the chosen one who shall unite all the faiths of the holy land i am the messiah,25 +128655,457,209,"Marge Simpson: But you still have our passports, right?",1024000,TRUE,1,1222,Marge Simpson,Desert,"But you still have our passports, right?",but you still have our passports right,7 +128656,457,210,Homer Simpson: (NORMAL) Oh yeah. Gotta keep track of those.,1026000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,Oh yeah. Gotta keep track of those.,oh yeah gotta keep track of those,7 +128657,457,211,"Homer Simpson: (BOOMING) The messiah! (NORMAL, TO MARGE) Has the passports.",1030000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,The messiah! Has the passports.,the messiah has the passports,5 +128658,457,212,(Hotel: ext. hotel - day - establishing),1037000,FALSE,NA,420,NA,Hotel,NA,NA,NA +128659,457,213,(Simpson Hotel Room: Int. simpson hotel room - continuous),1037000,FALSE,NA,1947,NA,Simpson Hotel Room,NA,NA,NA +128660,457,214,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, are you okay?",1037000,TRUE,9,1947,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,"Dad, are you okay?",dad are you okay,4 +128661,457,215,"Homer Simpson: I'm more than okay! I am the Messiah, come to save the world! Look upon me and shudder!",1037000,TRUE,2,1947,Homer Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,"I'm more than okay! I am the Messiah, come to save the world! Look upon me and shudder!",im more than okay i am the messiah come to save the world look upon me and shudder,18 +128662,457,216,Bart Simpson: I already do that.,1045000,TRUE,8,1947,Bart Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,I already do that.,i already do that,4 +128663,457,217,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (UNEASY) Uh... Messiah... do you mind if I have a word with your wife?,1047000,TRUE,332,1947,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Hotel Room,Uh... Messiah... do you mind if I have a word with your wife?,uh messiah do you mind if i have a word with your wife,13 +128664,457,218,"Homer Simpson: As you wish, but look not upon her with lust. And do not send her friendly emails. That's how it begins.",1049000,TRUE,2,1947,Homer Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,"As you wish, but look not upon her with lust. And do not send her friendly emails. That's how it begins.",as you wish but look not upon her with lust and do not send her friendly emails thats how it begins,21 +128665,457,219,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer is suffering from what's called ""Jerusalem Syndrome.""",1060000,TRUE,332,1947,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Hotel Room,"Homer is suffering from what's called ""Jerusalem Syndrome.""",homer is suffering from whats called jerusalem syndrome,8 +128666,457,220,"Lisa Simpson: Ah yes, ""Jerusalem Syndrome."" The name given to religious delusions or psychoses that occur when people visit Jerusalem.",1060000,TRUE,9,1947,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,"Ah yes, ""Jerusalem Syndrome."" The name given to religious delusions or psychoses that occur when people visit Jerusalem.",ah yes jerusalem syndrome the name given to religious delusions or psychoses that occur when people visit jerusalem,18 +128667,457,221,Bart Simpson: Have you ever noticed that Dad always gets the disease they write about in the in-flight magazine?,1070000,TRUE,8,1947,Bart Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,Have you ever noticed that Dad always gets the disease they write about in the in-flight magazine?,have you ever noticed that dad always gets the disease they write about in the in-flight magazine,17 +128668,457,222,"Marge Simpson: Oh my God, Homer's gone!",1075000,TRUE,1,1947,Marge Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,"Oh my God, Homer's gone!",oh my god homers gone,5 +128669,457,223,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR) What's he gonna do now?,1080000,TRUE,1,1947,Marge Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,What's he gonna do now?,whats he gonna do now,5 +128670,457,224,"Lisa Simpson: (THINKS) Hmm... Dad said he was going to ""unite all faiths."" (SNAPS FINGERS) And only one site is sacred to Muslims, Christians and Jews -- The Dome of the Rock!",1082000,TRUE,9,1947,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,"Hmm... Dad said he was going to ""unite all faiths."" And only one site is sacred to Muslims, Christians and Jews -- The Dome of the Rock!",hmm dad said he was going to unite all faiths and only one site is sacred to muslims christians and jews -- the dome of the rock,27 +128671,457,225,"Homer Simpson: The Dome of the Rock? Messiah, away!",1091000,TRUE,2,1947,Homer Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,"The Dome of the Rock? Messiah, away!",the dome of the rock messiah away,7 +128672,457,226,"Homer Simpson: (GASP OF DISCOVERY) This one says ""Carolina Panthers!""",1096000,TRUE,2,1947,Homer Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,"This one says ""Carolina Panthers!""",this one says carolina panthers,5 +128673,457,227,Homer Simpson: Messiah says (PANTHER NOISE)!,1099000,TRUE,2,1947,Homer Simpson,Simpson Hotel Room,Messiah says !,messiah says,2 +128675,457,229,"Jakob: Okay, okay, everybody come on. This shrine contains the rock on which Abraham was going to sacrifice his son. And Muslims believe something too. To find out, hire a Muslim tour guide. That's a barrel of laughs. Anyway, shut your face.",1099000,TRUE,5586,3723,Jakob,DOME OF THE ROCK,"Okay, okay, everybody come on. This shrine contains the rock on which Abraham was going to sacrifice his son. And Muslims believe something too. To find out, hire a Muslim tour guide. That's a barrel of laughs. Anyway, shut your face.",okay okay everybody come on this shrine contains the rock on which abraham was going to sacrifice his son and muslims believe something too to find out hire a muslim tour guide thats a barrel of laughs anyway shut your face,41 +128676,457,230,"Marge Simpson: Thanks, but you can stop giving the tour now.",1116000,TRUE,1,3723,Marge Simpson,DOME OF THE ROCK,"Thanks, but you can stop giving the tour now.",thanks but you can stop giving the tour now,9 +128677,457,231,Jakob: You don't want to do a photo with me? You can hold my gun.,1119000,TRUE,5586,3723,Jakob,DOME OF THE ROCK,You don't want to do a photo with me? You can hold my gun.,you dont want to do a photo with me you can hold my gun,14 +128678,457,232,Jakob: I used it in Entebbe. I killed three Ugandans.,1122000,TRUE,5586,3723,Jakob,DOME OF THE ROCK,I used it in Entebbe. I killed three Ugandans.,i used it in entebbe i killed three ugandans,9 +128679,457,233,Marge Simpson: No thanks.,1122000,TRUE,1,3723,Marge Simpson,DOME OF THE ROCK,No thanks.,no thanks,2 +128680,457,234,"Jakob: Before you go in, you fill out comment card.",1126000,TRUE,5586,3723,Jakob,DOME OF THE ROCK,"Before you go in, you fill out comment card.",before you go in you fill out comment card,9 +128681,457,235,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Okay.,1129000,TRUE,1,3723,Marge Simpson,DOME OF THE ROCK,Okay.,okay,1 +128682,457,236,"Jakob: Eh, eh, don't forget the back.",1133000,TRUE,5586,3723,Jakob,DOME OF THE ROCK,"Eh, eh, don't forget the back.",eh eh dont forget the back,6 +128683,457,237,Marge Simpson: You people are so pushy.,1135000,TRUE,1,3723,Marge Simpson,DOME OF THE ROCK,You people are so pushy.,you people are so pushy,5 +128684,457,238,"Jakob: What? Israeli people are pushy? How about you experience a couple of genocides and see how laid-back you are? We were purged from Spain. Throw out of there. They allow everybody in Spain, but for us, Jews, no flamenco, get out.",1136000,TRUE,5586,3723,Jakob,DOME OF THE ROCK,"What? Israeli people are pushy? How about you experience a couple of genocides and see how laid-back you are? We were purged from Spain. Throw out of there. They allow everybody in Spain, but for us, Jews, no flamenco, get out.",what israeli people are pushy how about you experience a couple of genocides and see how laid-back you are we were purged from spain throw out of there they allow everybody in spain but for us jews no flamenco get out,41 +128685,457,239,"Jakob: I'm pushy?! Please. You stay there surrounded by your great enemy, Canada. Try Syria for two months, then we'll see who's pushy.",1150000,TRUE,5586,3723,Jakob,DOME OF THE ROCK,"I'm pushy?! Please. You stay there surrounded by your great enemy, Canada. Try Syria for two months, then we'll see who's pushy.",im pushy please you stay there surrounded by your great enemy canada try syria for two months then well see whos pushy,22 +128686,457,240,"Homer Simpson: Attention Christians, Muslims, and Jews. I have come to gather you into a new faith. From now on you shall be called Chrismujews.",1161000,TRUE,2,3723,Homer Simpson,DOME OF THE ROCK,"Attention Christians, Muslims, and Jews. I have come to gather you into a new faith. From now on you shall be called Chrismujews.",attention christians muslims and jews i have come to gather you into a new faith from now on you shall be called chrismujews,23 +128687,457,241,Pilgrims: (UNINTERESTED MUTTERS),1161000,FALSE,4647,3723,Pilgrims,DOME OF THE ROCK,NA,NA,NA +128688,457,242,"Homer Simpson: Because when you get down to it, aren't all religions the same? They tell you what to eat, when to pray... how this imperfect clay that we call man can mold itself to resemble the divine. But we can never attain that ultimate grace while there is hatred in our hearts for each other.",1173000,TRUE,2,3723,Homer Simpson,DOME OF THE ROCK,"Because when you get down to it, aren't all religions the same? They tell you what to eat, when to pray... how this imperfect clay that we call man can mold itself to resemble the divine. But we can never attain that ultimate grace while there is hatred in our hearts for each other.",because when you get down to it arent all religions the same they tell you what to eat when to pray how this imperfect clay that we call man can mold itself to resemble the divine but we can never attain that ultimate grace while there is hatred in our hearts for each other,54 +128689,457,243,Ned Flanders: (INCREDIBLY TOUCHED) I did it! I reached him!,1191000,TRUE,11,3723,Ned Flanders,DOME OF THE ROCK,I did it! I reached him!,i did it i reached him,6 +128690,457,244,Homer Simpson: Celebrate your commonality. Some of us don't eat pork. Some of us don't eat shellfish. But all of us love chicken!,1193000,TRUE,2,3723,Homer Simpson,DOME OF THE ROCK,Celebrate your commonality. Some of us don't eat pork. Some of us don't eat shellfish. But all of us love chicken!,celebrate your commonality some of us dont eat pork some of us dont eat shellfish but all of us love chicken,21 +128691,457,245,Crowd: (AGREEING MURMURS),1193000,FALSE,75,3723,Crowd,DOME OF THE ROCK,NA,NA,NA +128692,457,246,"Muslim Man: You can simmer it in a (""TA-JEAN"") tagine.",1204000,TRUE,5592,3723,Muslim Man,DOME OF THE ROCK,You can simmer it in a tagine.,you can simmer it in a tagine,7 +128693,457,247,Jewish Man: In a soup you can boil it!,1206000,TRUE,1523,3723,Jewish Man,DOME OF THE ROCK,In a soup you can boil it!,in a soup you can boil it,7 +128694,457,248,Homer Simpson: Spread the word! Peace and chicken!,1207000,TRUE,2,3723,Homer Simpson,DOME OF THE ROCK,Spread the word! Peace and chicken!,spread the word peace and chicken,6 +128695,457,249,Crowd: (REVERENTIAL) Peace and chicken!,1211000,TRUE,75,3723,Crowd,DOME OF THE ROCK,Peace and chicken!,peace and chicken,3 +128696,457,250,Agnes Skinner: Don't listen to this fat idiot.,1213000,TRUE,192,3723,Agnes Skinner,DOME OF THE ROCK,Don't listen to this fat idiot.,dont listen to this fat idiot,6 +128697,457,251,Agnes Skinner: I am your messiah! Avert your eyes from my wrinkly arms!,1215000,TRUE,192,3723,Agnes Skinner,DOME OF THE ROCK,I am your messiah! Avert your eyes from my wrinkly arms!,i am your messiah avert your eyes from my wrinkly arms,11 +128698,457,252,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Uh-oh. We've got another case of Jerusalem Syndrome.,1220000,TRUE,332,3723,Dr. Julius Hibbert,DOME OF THE ROCK,Uh-oh. We've got another case of Jerusalem Syndrome.,uh-oh weve got another case of jerusalem syndrome,8 +128700,457,254,(Ben Gurion Airport: Ext. Ben Gurion airport - day),1232000,FALSE,NA,3717,NA,Ben Gurion Airport,NA,NA,NA +128703,457,257,Bart Simpson: I want the window seat.,1232000,TRUE,8,416,Bart Simpson,Airplane,I want the window seat.,i want the window seat,5 +128704,457,258,Lisa Simpson: Krav maga!,1233000,TRUE,9,416,Lisa Simpson,Airplane,Krav maga!,krav maga,2 +128705,457,259,Bart Simpson: (STRIKES A FIGHTING POSE) You can't hurt what's already dead.,1235000,TRUE,8,416,Bart Simpson,Airplane,You can't hurt what's already dead.,you cant hurt whats already dead,6 +128706,457,260,Bart Simpson: (IN AGONY) I guess you can.,1236000,TRUE,8,416,Bart Simpson,Airplane,I guess you can.,i guess you can,4 +128707,457,261,"Ned Flanders: Homer, my friend, of all the false messiahs today, I think you came closest to the truth.",1238000,TRUE,11,416,Ned Flanders,Airplane,"Homer, my friend, of all the false messiahs today, I think you came closest to the truth.",homer my friend of all the false messiahs today i think you came closest to the truth,17 +128708,457,262,"Homer Simpson: Well, if I made any sense today, it's because all the stuff you've told me all these years has finally seeped in.",1243000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,"Well, if I made any sense today, it's because all the stuff you've told me all these years has finally seeped in.",well if i made any sense today its because all the stuff youve told me all these years has finally seeped in,22 +128709,457,263,Homer Simpson: Can I buy you a twelve dollar turkey sandwich?,1249000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,Can I buy you a twelve dollar turkey sandwich?,can i buy you a twelve dollar turkey sandwich,9 +128710,457,264,Ned Flanders: I'd like that.,1252000,TRUE,11,416,Ned Flanders,Airplane,I'd like that.,id like that,3 +128711,457,265,Homer Simpson: How 'bout a Greg Norman Executive Putter from the Sky Mall?,1253000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,How 'bout a Greg Norman Executive Putter from the Sky Mall?,how bout a greg norman executive putter from the sky mall,11 +128712,457,266,Ned Flanders: You'd probably get a better deal at a mall back home.,1253000,TRUE,11,416,Ned Flanders,Airplane,You'd probably get a better deal at a mall back home.,youd probably get a better deal at a mall back home,11 +128713,457,267,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) They have malls on land?,1259000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,They have malls on land?,they have malls on land,5 +128714,457,268,(Plane: Ext. plane - day - continuous),1265000,FALSE,NA,1944,NA,Plane,NA,NA,NA +128715,457,269,"Jakob: One at a time! Having your people being thrown out of Spain! Spain! No tapas! I love eating tapas! I love the tiny portions! You don't get too full, but you have a whole variety of flavors! Not for me! Every day who wants a pickle?! Occasionally once a week a little bit of falafel!",1265000,TRUE,5586,1944,Jakob,Plane,"One at a time! Having your people being thrown out of Spain! Spain! No tapas! I love eating tapas! I love the tiny portions! You don't get too full, but you have a whole variety of flavors! Not for me! Every day who wants a pickle?! Occasionally once a week a little bit of falafel!",one at a time having your people being thrown out of spain spain no tapas i love eating tapas i love the tiny portions you dont get too full but you have a whole variety of flavors not for me every day who wants a pickle occasionally once a week a little bit of falafel,55 +128716,458,0,(Springfield Penitentiary: eXT. sPRINGFIELD PENITENTIARY - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING),88000,FALSE,NA,1504,NA,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +128717,458,1,(Springfield Prison: int. springfield prison - cell - continuous),88000,FALSE,NA,451,NA,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +128718,458,2,"Guard #1: (HOMER VOICE, BUT NOT OBVIOUS) Burns, you're coming with us.",88000,TRUE,506,451,Guard #1,Springfield Prison,"Burns, you're coming with us.",burns youre coming with us,5 +128719,458,3,C. Montgomery Burns: (SCARED) No! No! Let me go!,90000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,No! No! Let me go!,no no let me go,5 +128720,458,4,"C. Montgomery Burns: Surprised? Me, C. Montgomery Burns, locked up like an animal.",91000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"Surprised? Me, C. Montgomery Burns, locked up like an animal.",surprised me c montgomery burns locked up like an animal,10 +128721,458,5,C. Montgomery Burns: What caused this puzzling turn of events?,96000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,What caused this puzzling turn of events?,what caused this puzzling turn of events,7 +128722,458,6,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, I'll tell you my tale... by thinking about it to myself.",99000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"Well, I'll tell you my tale... by thinking about it to myself.",well ill tell you my tale by thinking about it to myself,12 +128723,458,7,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),106000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128724,458,8,"C. Montgomery Burns: ...and so our Employee of the Month is the late Roger Ducette, who tragically died from complications due to union organizing. (UPBEAT) Moving on. The Power Plant's first annual Fourth of July picnic is this coming Saturday!",106000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"...and so our Employee of the Month is the late Roger Ducette, who tragically died from complications due to union organizing. Moving on. The Power Plant's first annual Fourth of July picnic is this coming Saturday!",and so our employee of the month is the late roger ducette who tragically died from complications due to union organizing moving on the power plants first annual fourth of july picnic is this coming saturday,36 +128725,458,9,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,117000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +128726,458,10,"C. Montgomery Burns: (FAKE SINCERE) Ooh, I'm afraid you misunderstand. This picnic is for me. You will all be spending your Independence Day slaving away in the hot summer sun without pay, lotion or gratitude.",119000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Ooh, I'm afraid you misunderstand. This picnic is for me. You will all be spending your Independence Day slaving away in the hot summer sun without pay, lotion or gratitude.",ooh im afraid you misunderstand this picnic is for me you will all be spending your independence day slaving away in the hot summer sun without pay lotion or gratitude,30 +128727,458,11,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),119000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128728,458,12,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, (OVERLY PRONOUNCING IT) duh-ohhh, indeed.",130000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yes, duh-ohhh, indeed.",yes duh-ohhh indeed,3 +128729,458,13,(Burns Manor: ext. burns' estate - day),147000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +128730,458,14,(Burns Manor: Ext. Burns mansion - a little later),147000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +128731,458,15,"Lenny Leonard: Sir, your spare ribs -- cooked just the way you like 'em.",147000,TRUE,165,53,Lenny Leonard,Burns Manor,"Sir, your spare ribs -- cooked just the way you like 'em.",sir your spare ribs -- cooked just the way you like em,12 +128732,458,16,"C. Montgomery Burns: Spare ribs, eh? I've played a round of tenpins or two in my life, and to me, the word ""spare"" reeks of second best. Give me ten full frames of strike ribs!",150000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Spare ribs, eh? I've played a round of tenpins or two in my life, and to me, the word ""spare"" reeks of second best. Give me ten full frames of strike ribs!",spare ribs eh ive played a round of tenpins or two in my life and to me the word spare reeks of second best give me ten full frames of strike ribs,32 +128733,458,17,"C. Montgomery Burns: And you, find my doctor and ask him why I'd ask for something as insane as strike ribs!",160000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"And you, find my doctor and ask him why I'd ask for something as insane as strike ribs!",and you find my doctor and ask him why id ask for something as insane as strike ribs,18 +128734,458,18,"Carl Carlson: (WEARY) Yes, sir.",160000,TRUE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,"Yes, sir.",yes sir,2 +128735,458,19,"Waylon Smithers: You know, Sir... these people have been working since your six a.m. parade of the flags. Maybe you could give them the rest of the day off to spend with their families.",165000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"You know, Sir... these people have been working since your six a.m. parade of the flags. Maybe you could give them the rest of the day off to spend with their families.",you know sir these people have been working since your six am parade of the flags maybe you could give them the rest of the day off to spend with their families,32 +128736,458,20,C. Montgomery Burns: Yes. They should go. Just as soon as they perform this musical I've written in celebration of our nation's birth.,173000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Yes. They should go. Just as soon as they perform this musical I've written in celebration of our nation's birth.,yes they should go just as soon as they perform this musical ive written in celebration of our nations birth,20 +128737,458,21,"C. Montgomery Burns: (CALLING OUT) Grab your scripts, people! We open in twenty minutes! Break a leg!",178000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Grab your scripts, people! We open in twenty minutes! Break a leg!",grab your scripts people we open in twenty minutes break a leg,12 +128738,458,22,C. Montgomery Burns: (MENACING) I said break a leg!,183000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,I said break a leg!,i said break a leg,5 +128739,458,23,"C. Montgomery Burns: For God's sake, man, it's a figure of speech. You're fired!",189000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"For God's sake, man, it's a figure of speech. You're fired!",for gods sake man its a figure of speech youre fired,11 +128740,458,24,Employees: (SING) WE LOVE A-MER-I-CAAA!,192000,TRUE,1906,53,Employees,Burns Manor,WE LOVE A-MER-I-CAAA!,we love a-mer-i-caaa,3 +128741,458,25,"C. Montgomery Burns: Meh. Smithers, take my hands and clap them sarcastically.",218000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Meh. Smithers, take my hands and clap them sarcastically.",meh smithers take my hands and clap them sarcastically,9 +128742,458,26,C. Montgomery Burns: More sarcastic!,225000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,More sarcastic!,more sarcastic,2 +128743,458,27,(Burns Manor: Ext. Burns' mansion - makeshift backstage area - later),226000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +128744,458,28,Lenny Leonard: Burns -- what an ungrateful jerk! We hoofed our hearts out for him -- with no rehearsal!,226000,TRUE,165,53,Lenny Leonard,Burns Manor,Burns -- what an ungrateful jerk! We hoofed our hearts out for him -- with no rehearsal!,burns -- what an ungrateful jerk we hoofed our hearts out for him -- with no rehearsal,17 +128745,458,29,"Homer Simpson: I say Burns owes us a party. Let's have one, right now, with his wine!",232000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"I say Burns owes us a party. Let's have one, right now, with his wine!",i say burns owes us a party lets have one right now with his wine,15 +128746,458,30,"Lenny Leonard: I don't know... technically, this is trespassing.",242000,TRUE,165,53,Lenny Leonard,Burns Manor,"I don't know... technically, this is trespassing.",i dont know technically this is trespassing,7 +128747,458,31,Carl Carlson: (SCOFFS) What's the worst thing he could do?,245000,TRUE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,What's the worst thing he could do?,whats the worst thing he could do,7 +128748,458,32,(Burns's Wine Cellar: int. mr. Burns' wine cellar - a little later),251000,FALSE,NA,3725,NA,Burns's Wine Cellar,NA,NA,NA +128749,458,33,"Carl Carlson: Hey Lenny, ya care for some (FLUENT) Chateau La Mondotte Saint-Emilion?",251000,TRUE,170,3725,Carl Carlson,Burns's Wine Cellar,"Hey Lenny, ya care for some Chateau La Mondotte Saint-Emilion?",hey lenny ya care for some chateau la mondotte saint-emilion,10 +128750,458,34,Lenny Leonard: That's a regular-sized bottle. I'm drinkin' Jeroboams.,256000,TRUE,165,3725,Lenny Leonard,Burns's Wine Cellar,That's a regular-sized bottle. I'm drinkin' Jeroboams.,thats a regular-sized bottle im drinkin jeroboams,7 +128751,458,35,Homer Simpson: I'm pounding Melchizedeks!,259000,TRUE,2,3725,Homer Simpson,Burns's Wine Cellar,I'm pounding Melchizedeks!,im pounding melchizedeks,3 +128752,458,36,"Carl Carlson: Homer, that's a sixty thousand dollar bottle!",263000,TRUE,170,3725,Carl Carlson,Burns's Wine Cellar,"Homer, that's a sixty thousand dollar bottle!",homer thats a sixty thousand dollar bottle,7 +128753,458,37,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! I'm drinking my salary!,265000,TRUE,2,3725,Homer Simpson,Burns's Wine Cellar,Woo hoo! I'm drinking my salary!,woo hoo im drinking my salary,6 +128754,458,38,"Lenny Leonard: Yeah, but don't some of that go to income tax?",267000,TRUE,165,3725,Lenny Leonard,Burns's Wine Cellar,"Yeah, but don't some of that go to income tax?",yeah but dont some of that go to income tax,10 +128755,458,39,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, you're right.",270000,TRUE,2,3725,Homer Simpson,Burns's Wine Cellar,"Yeah, you're right.",yeah youre right,3 +128756,458,40,"Homer Simpson: (SHAKES HEAD, THEN BITTER) The government. Taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor.",271000,TRUE,2,3725,Homer Simpson,Burns's Wine Cellar,The government. Taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor.,the government taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor,14 +128757,458,41,Lenny Leonard: I hear that.,275000,TRUE,165,3725,Lenny Leonard,Burns's Wine Cellar,I hear that.,i hear that,3 +128758,458,42,(Burns Manor: eXT. bURNS MANSION - ESTABLISHING),290000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +128759,458,43,Carl Carlson: (DRUNKEN REVELING),290000,FALSE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +128760,458,44,(Burns Manor: int. burns' mansion - library - moments later),290000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +128761,458,45,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, sound the alarum! Summon the shire reeve! (DESPERATELY) Wake the beadle!",290000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Smithers, sound the alarum! Summon the shire reeve! Wake the beadle!",smithers sound the alarum summon the shire reeve wake the beadle,11 +128762,458,46,Carl Carlson: (AD-LIBBED MAYHEM NOISES),290000,FALSE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +128763,458,47,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING OUT, A LITTLE TIPSY) Okay, left hand: Rembrandt!",302000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"Okay, left hand: Rembrandt!",okay left hand rembrandt,4 +128764,458,48,"Chief Wiggum: All right, step away from the old masters and kick 'em over here. Come on.",307000,TRUE,71,53,Chief Wiggum,Burns Manor,"All right, step away from the old masters and kick 'em over here. Come on.",all right step away from the old masters and kick em over here come on,15 +128765,458,49,"Lou: Whoa, wait a minute, Chief. This is ""The Concert"" by Vermeer!",313000,TRUE,91,53,Lou,Burns Manor,"Whoa, wait a minute, Chief. This is ""The Concert"" by Vermeer!",whoa wait a minute chief this is the concert by vermeer,11 +128766,458,50,Lou: (EXPLAINING) Which was stolen in 1990 from Boston's Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum!,316000,TRUE,91,53,Lou,Burns Manor,Which was stolen in 1990 from Boston's Isabella Stewart Gardner Museum!,which was stolen in 1990 from bostons isabella stewart gardner museum,11 +128767,458,51,"Chief Wiggum: So Burns, do you want to explain how this miracle of measure and harmony got into your collection?",321000,TRUE,71,53,Chief Wiggum,Burns Manor,"So Burns, do you want to explain how this miracle of measure and harmony got into your collection?",so burns do you want to explain how this miracle of measure and harmony got into your collection,18 +128768,458,52,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, I... you see... it's just (DEFENSIVE) is it a crime to want nice things? And then to steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? (EXTREME FURY) I think not!",328000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Well, I... you see... it's just is it a crime to want nice things? And then to steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not!",well i you see its just is it a crime to want nice things and then to steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a tufts university jacket can gawk at them i think not,39 +128769,458,53,"Chief Wiggum: (COLDLY) Cuff him, Lou.",343000,TRUE,71,53,Chief Wiggum,Burns Manor,"Cuff him, Lou.",cuff him lou,3 +128770,458,54,(Courthouse: ext. courthouse - day),347000,FALSE,NA,708,NA,Courthouse,NA,NA,NA +128771,458,55,"C. Montgomery Burns: The entire town turned out to jeer me. Me, whose velvet breeches their lizard lips had so often joylessly smooched.",347000,TRUE,15,708,C. Montgomery Burns,Courthouse,"The entire town turned out to jeer me. Me, whose velvet breeches their lizard lips had so often joylessly smooched.",the entire town turned out to jeer me me whose velvet breeches their lizard lips had so often joylessly smooched,20 +128772,458,56,Moe Szyslak: Throwin' stuff! Get yer throwin' stuff! Turn a protest into a riot!,361000,TRUE,17,708,Moe Szyslak,Courthouse,Throwin' stuff! Get yer throwin' stuff! Turn a protest into a riot!,throwin stuff get yer throwin stuff turn a protest into a riot,12 +128773,458,57,Milhouse Van Houten: How much for a tomato?,366000,TRUE,25,708,Milhouse Van Houten,Courthouse,How much for a tomato?,how much for a tomato,5 +128774,458,58,"Moe Szyslak: Fresh is a dollar, rotten's two bucks.",367000,TRUE,17,708,Moe Szyslak,Courthouse,"Fresh is a dollar, rotten's two bucks.",fresh is a dollar rottens two bucks,7 +128775,458,59,"Kirk Van Houten: Son, do you really need the rotten? I mean, it's not like you're actually gonna hit him.",370000,TRUE,817,708,Kirk Van Houten,Courthouse,"Son, do you really need the rotten? I mean, it's not like you're actually gonna hit him.",son do you really need the rotten i mean its not like youre actually gonna hit him,17 +128776,458,60,Kirk Van Houten: (BEAT) Awww... since it's your birthday...,375000,TRUE,817,708,Kirk Van Houten,Courthouse,Awww... since it's your birthday...,awww since its your birthday,5 +128777,458,61,Bart Simpson: Mom! I'm gonna go hurl rotten fruit!,380000,TRUE,8,708,Bart Simpson,Courthouse,Mom! I'm gonna go hurl rotten fruit!,mom im gonna go hurl rotten fruit,7 +128778,458,62,Marge Simpson: (COMING OUT DOOR) No one in this family is hurling rotten anything at anyone!,383000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,No one in this family is hurling rotten anything at anyone!,no one in this family is hurling rotten anything at anyone,11 +128779,458,63,Marge Simpson: (STERN) And just what might that be?,388000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,And just what might that be?,and just what might that be,6 +128780,458,64,Homer Simpson: Uh... this is my lunch.,390000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,Uh... this is my lunch.,uh this is my lunch,5 +128781,458,65,"Marge Simpson: Really? Okay, eat your lunch.",392000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,"Really? Okay, eat your lunch.",really okay eat your lunch,5 +128782,458,66,Homer Simpson: But--,395000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,But--,but--,1 +128783,458,67,Marge Simpson: You said it's your lunch. Eat it.,396000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,You said it's your lunch. Eat it.,you said its your lunch eat it,7 +128784,458,68,Homer Simpson: Eat my lunch?,397000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,Eat my lunch?,eat my lunch,3 +128785,458,69,Marge Simpson: Yes! Enjoy!,398000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,Yes! Enjoy!,yes enjoy,2 +128786,458,70,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I will!",399000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,"Okay, I will!",okay i will,3 +128787,458,71,Marge Simpson: Bon appétit!,399000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,Bon appétit!,bon appétit,2 +128788,458,72,"C. Montgomery Burns: They continued for some time in this vein, until...",401000,TRUE,15,708,C. Montgomery Burns,Courthouse,"They continued for some time in this vein, until...",they continued for some time in this vein until,9 +128789,458,73,Homer Simpson: You don't think I'm going to?,405000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,You don't think I'm going to?,you dont think im going to,6 +128790,458,74,Marge Simpson: I don't see any chewing!,406000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,I don't see any chewing!,i dont see any chewing,5 +128791,458,75,Homer Simpson: (BACKED INTO IT) Okay.,407000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,Okay.,okay,1 +128792,458,76,"Marge Simpson: Not air bites, real bites.",407000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,"Not air bites, real bites.",not air bites real bites,5 +128793,458,77,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),407000,FALSE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,NA,NA,NA +128794,458,78,Bart Simpson: Where are you going?,416000,TRUE,8,708,Bart Simpson,Courthouse,Where are you going?,where are you going,4 +128795,458,79,"Marge Simpson: Shopping. Every time this town riots, the malls are deserted. You stay here.",416000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,"Shopping. Every time this town riots, the malls are deserted. You stay here.",shopping every time this town riots the malls are deserted you stay here,13 +128796,458,80,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) I hate being stuck at home!,422000,TRUE,8,708,Bart Simpson,Courthouse,I hate being stuck at home!,i hate being stuck at home,6 +128797,458,81,Marge Simpson: (GETS IN CAR) Play with Lisa.,425000,TRUE,1,708,Marge Simpson,Courthouse,Play with Lisa.,play with lisa,3 +128798,458,82,"Bart Simpson: Mom, you don't play with Lisa. You play despite her.",426000,TRUE,8,708,Bart Simpson,Courthouse,"Mom, you don't play with Lisa. You play despite her.",mom you dont play with lisa you play despite her,10 +128799,458,83,"Bart Simpson: Bart, I'm not thrilled either. But one day we might need each other for organ transplants, so we'd better keep the lines of communication open. (CHIPPER) Want to help me with my ant farm?",429000,TRUE,8,708,Bart Simpson,Courthouse,"Bart, I'm not thrilled either. But one day we might need each other for organ transplants, so we'd better keep the lines of communication open. Want to help me with my ant farm?",bart im not thrilled either but one day we might need each other for organ transplants so wed better keep the lines of communication open want to help me with my ant farm,33 +128800,458,84,Bart Simpson: You plant the ants and then they grow?,439000,TRUE,8,708,Bart Simpson,Courthouse,You plant the ants and then they grow?,you plant the ants and then they grow,8 +128801,458,85,"Lisa Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) No, the ants are the farmers.",441000,TRUE,9,708,Lisa Simpson,Courthouse,"No, the ants are the farmers.",no the ants are the farmers,6 +128802,458,86,Bart Simpson: Really? What are they growing?,443000,TRUE,8,708,Bart Simpson,Courthouse,Really? What are they growing?,really what are they growing,5 +128803,458,87,"Lisa Simpson: Nothing! Look, do you want to do it or not?",445000,TRUE,9,708,Lisa Simpson,Courthouse,"Nothing! Look, do you want to do it or not?",nothing look do you want to do it or not,10 +128804,458,88,Bart Simpson: No!,447000,TRUE,8,708,Bart Simpson,Courthouse,No!,no,1 +128805,458,89,Lisa Simpson: Fine.,447000,TRUE,9,708,Lisa Simpson,Courthouse,Fine.,fine,1 +128806,458,90,(Springfield Penitentiary: Ext. Springfield penitentiary - front gates - day),449000,FALSE,NA,1504,NA,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +128807,458,91,"C. Montgomery Burns: So ironic. After all my years of stock jobbing, gun running, attempted murder, successful murder, and tom peepery, they get me on a petty multi-million dollar art theft.",449000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,"So ironic. After all my years of stock jobbing, gun running, attempted murder, successful murder, and tom peepery, they get me on a petty multi-million dollar art theft.",so ironic after all my years of stock jobbing gun running attempted murder successful murder and tom peepery they get me on a petty multi-million dollar art theft,28 +128808,458,92,Waylon Smithers: (CHOKED-UP) It's so unfair!,460000,TRUE,14,1504,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Penitentiary,It's so unfair!,its so unfair,3 +128809,458,93,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, until I am released, you shall be running the nuclear plant.",462000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,"Smithers, until I am released, you shall be running the nuclear plant.",smithers until i am released you shall be running the nuclear plant,12 +128810,458,94,Waylon Smithers: Me?,466000,TRUE,14,1504,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Penitentiary,Me?,me,1 +128811,458,95,"C. Montgomery Burns: Be strong, Smithers. Be strong for the plant. She needs you.",467000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,"Be strong, Smithers. Be strong for the plant. She needs you.",be strong smithers be strong for the plant she needs you,11 +128812,458,96,C. Montgomery Burns: This would've been a perfect time for it to start raining. Oh what the hell -- I'm telling this story!,474000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,This would've been a perfect time for it to start raining. Oh what the hell -- I'm telling this story!,this wouldve been a perfect time for it to start raining oh what the hell -- im telling this story,20 +128813,458,97,C. Montgomery Burns: Not dramatic enough.,482000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,Not dramatic enough.,not dramatic enough,3 +128814,458,98,C. Montgomery Burns: Frostbite took his nose!,486000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,Frostbite took his nose!,frostbite took his nose,4 +128815,458,99,Waylon Smithers: (CONCERNED NOISE),486000,FALSE,14,1504,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +128816,458,100,C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent.,488000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,Excellent.,excellent,1 +128817,458,101,"C. Montgomery Burns: That prison was like a prison to me. Not a prison of bricks and iron, but one of steel and cement. They took everything from me.",493000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,"That prison was like a prison to me. Not a prison of bricks and iron, but one of steel and cement. They took everything from me.",that prison was like a prison to me not a prison of bricks and iron but one of steel and cement they took everything from me,26 +128818,458,102,"Prison Guard: One movie stub from ""Tillie's Punctured Romance""... (MILD SURPRISE) envelope marked ""bribe""...",501000,TRUE,5593,1504,Prison Guard,Springfield Penitentiary,"One movie stub from ""Tillie's Punctured Romance""... envelope marked ""bribe""...",one movie stub from tillies punctured romance envelope marked bribe,10 +128819,458,103,Prison Guard: (POINTEDLY) ...empty... social security card...,501000,TRUE,5593,1504,Prison Guard,Springfield Penitentiary,...empty... social security card...,empty social security card,4 +128820,458,104,"C. Montgomery Burns: (CORRECTING ANGRILY) That's just an S.S. card, you Dummkopf!",514000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,"That's just an S.S. card, you Dummkopf!",thats just an ss card you dummkopf,7 +128821,458,105,C. Montgomery Burns: My only hope lay in befriending the warden.,516000,TRUE,15,1504,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Penitentiary,My only hope lay in befriending the warden.,my only hope lay in befriending the warden,8 +128822,458,106,(Springfield Prison: int. prison - warden's office - continuous),520000,FALSE,NA,451,NA,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +128823,458,107,"Warden: (SOUTHERN ACCENT) Now you looky here, Burns. All your money and influence don't mean nothin' on the inside.",520000,TRUE,1108,451,Warden,Springfield Prison,"Now you looky here, Burns. All your money and influence don't mean nothin' on the inside.",now you looky here burns all your money and influence dont mean nothin on the inside,16 +128824,458,108,"C. Montgomery Burns: (HOLDING TRUMP CARD) Yes... but a wealthy man can buy information, information that can be highly damaging to a certain warden.",525000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"Yes... but a wealthy man can buy information, information that can be highly damaging to a certain warden.",yes but a wealthy man can buy information information that can be highly damaging to a certain warden,18 +128825,458,109,"Warden: (WORRIED) Well, uh, what information we talkin' 'bout?",532000,TRUE,1108,451,Warden,Springfield Prison,"Well, uh, what information we talkin' 'bout?",well uh what information we talkin bout,7 +128826,458,110,C. Montgomery Burns: Well I'm sure the boys at the city desk would be interested to learn that you're addicted to... to...,535000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,Well I'm sure the boys at the city desk would be interested to learn that you're addicted to... to...,well im sure the boys at the city desk would be interested to learn that youre addicted to to,19 +128827,458,111,"C. Montgomery Burns: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Can't read my own writing. (OMINOUS) But I'll tell you this, warden, it starts with an ""H""...",543000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"Can't read my own writing. But I'll tell you this, warden, it starts with an ""H""...",cant read my own writing but ill tell you this warden it starts with an h,16 +128828,458,112,Guard: (LOOKING AT NOTE) Ham?,545000,TRUE,436,451,Guard,Springfield Prison,Ham?,ham,1 +128829,458,113,C. Montgomery Burns: It's clearly more than three letters!,550000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,It's clearly more than three letters!,its clearly more than three letters,6 +128830,458,114,Warden: (TO GUARD) Get him out of my sight.,551000,TRUE,1108,451,Warden,Springfield Prison,Get him out of my sight.,get him out of my sight,6 +128831,458,115,"Warden: (NORMAL GRUFF VOICE) Ain't nobody gonna take my ""H"" from me.",560000,TRUE,1108,451,Warden,Springfield Prison,"Ain't nobody gonna take my ""H"" from me.",aint nobody gonna take my h from me,8 +128832,458,116,"Warden: (HELIUM VOICE) Damn, that gas is noble.",565000,TRUE,1108,451,Warden,Springfield Prison,"Damn, that gas is noble.",damn that gas is noble,5 +128833,458,117,Prison Guard: Time for a cavity search.,587000,TRUE,5593,451,Prison Guard,Springfield Prison,Time for a cavity search.,time for a cavity search,5 +128834,458,118,C. Montgomery Burns: (CHUCKLES) I haven't had a cavity in over forty years.,590000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,I haven't had a cavity in over forty years.,i havent had a cavity in over forty years,9 +128835,458,119,Prison Guard: I wasn't talking about your teeth.,593000,TRUE,5593,451,Prison Guard,Springfield Prison,I wasn't talking about your teeth.,i wasnt talking about your teeth,6 +128836,458,120,C. Montgomery Burns: Nor was I.,595000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,Nor was I.,nor was i,3 +128837,458,121,Prison Guard: Meet your roommate.,598000,TRUE,5593,451,Prison Guard,Springfield Prison,Meet your roommate.,meet your roommate,3 +128838,458,122,"Pleasant Cellmate: Hiya, pal! They put two harmless white collar criminals in the same cell. What luck, huh?",602000,TRUE,5594,451,Pleasant Cellmate,Springfield Prison,"Hiya, pal! They put two harmless white collar criminals in the same cell. What luck, huh?",hiya pal they put two harmless white collar criminals in the same cell what luck huh,16 +128839,458,123,C. Montgomery Burns: (RELIEVED CHUCKLE) I was afraid you'd be some tattooed bruiser.,609000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,I was afraid you'd be some tattooed bruiser.,i was afraid youd be some tattooed bruiser,8 +128840,458,124,"Pleasant Cellmate: Well, they don't turn out too many of those at Dartmouth.",611000,TRUE,5594,451,Pleasant Cellmate,Springfield Prison,"Well, they don't turn out too many of those at Dartmouth.",well they dont turn out too many of those at dartmouth,11 +128841,458,125,C. Montgomery Burns: (ANGRY) Dartmouth?! (TO GUARD) Get me away from this hideous brute at once!,613000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,Dartmouth?! Get me away from this hideous brute at once!,dartmouth get me away from this hideous brute at once,10 +128842,458,126,C. Montgomery Burns: At once! Do you hear me?!,617000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,At once! Do you hear me?!,at once do you hear me,6 +128843,458,127,Pleasant Cellmate: Got my Masters from the University of Virginia -- the public Ivy!,618000,TRUE,5594,451,Pleasant Cellmate,Springfield Prison,Got my Masters from the University of Virginia -- the public Ivy!,got my masters from the university of virginia -- the public ivy,12 +128844,458,128,C. Montgomery Burns: Guard!,622000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,Guard!,guard,1 +128845,458,129,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - establishing - day),625000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128846,458,130,Lisa Simpson: Such an intricate formicarium! I'm the proudest myrmecologist on the block.,625000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Such an intricate formicarium! I'm the proudest myrmecologist on the block.,such an intricate formicarium im the proudest myrmecologist on the block,11 +128847,458,131,"Lisa Simpson: (CONFUSED) Hey, they're not eating.",630000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, they're not eating.",hey theyre not eating,4 +128848,458,132,"Bart Simpson: Don't worry. I gave 'em a Pop Tart. The healthy kind, strawberry-frosted.",632000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry. I gave 'em a Pop Tart. The healthy kind, strawberry-frosted.",dont worry i gave em a pop tart the healthy kind strawberry-frosted,12 +128849,458,133,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED) Bart! That Pop Tart wasn't locally farmed or sourced!,636000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! That Pop Tart wasn't locally farmed or sourced!,bart that pop tart wasnt locally farmed or sourced,9 +128977,458,261,"C. Montgomery Burns: You don't have a ""whisper"" voice, do you?",1135000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"You don't have a ""whisper"" voice, do you?",you dont have a whisper voice do you,8 +128850,458,134,"Bart Simpson: Oh Lisa, you take the fun out of everything! I am so glad I am not your kid.",639000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Lisa, you take the fun out of everything! I am so glad I am not your kid.",oh lisa you take the fun out of everything i am so glad i am not your kid,18 +128851,458,135,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I'm so glad I'm not your mom.",644000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I'm so glad I'm not your mom.",well im so glad im not your mom,8 +128852,458,136,"Bart Simpson: You should be. If I was in your tummy, I'd poo in your throat.",647000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"You should be. If I was in your tummy, I'd poo in your throat.",you should be if i was in your tummy id poo in your throat,14 +128853,458,137,Lisa Simpson: Ew! Ew! Ew! I'll never get that image out of my head!,651000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Ew! Ew! Ew! I'll never get that image out of my head!,ew ew ew ill never get that image out of my head,12 +128854,458,138,Bart Simpson: Oh no. You are not taking the children.,654000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh no. You are not taking the children.,oh no you are not taking the children,8 +128855,458,139,Lisa Simpson: If they're anybody's children they're mine!,657000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,If they're anybody's children they're mine!,if theyre anybodys children theyre mine,6 +128856,458,140,Lisa Simpson: (AD-LIB STRUGGLING NOISES),657000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128857,458,141,"Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP THEN:) Quick, we've got to get them back!",662000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Quick, we've got to get them back!",quick weve got to get them back,7 +128858,458,142,Lisa Simpson: There's only one ant left!,671000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,There's only one ant left!,theres only one ant left,5 +128859,458,143,Bart Simpson: (STERNLY) I will never forgive you.,673000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I will never forgive you.,i will never forgive you,5 +128860,458,144,Bart Simpson: Aw...,677000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Aw...,aw,1 +128861,458,145,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I will never forgive you, Bart.",678000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I will never forgive you, Bart.",well i will never forgive you bart,7 +128862,458,146,Lisa Simpson: That only angers me more.,681000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That only angers me more.,that only angers me more,5 +128863,458,147,Bart Simpson: I know.,683000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I know.,i know,2 +128864,458,148,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear power plant - early morning - establishing),695000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128865,458,149,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. power plant - anteroom to burns' office - continuous),695000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128866,458,150,(Burns's Office: int. mr. burns' office - continuous),695000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +128867,458,151,"Waylon Smithers: Okay Waylon, you never wanted this job, but you got it.",695000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,"Okay Waylon, you never wanted this job, but you got it.",okay waylon you never wanted this job but you got it,11 +128868,458,152,Waylon Smithers: (REALIZING) Dammit.,701000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,Dammit.,dammit,1 +128869,458,153,Waylon Smithers: (SIGHS),701000,FALSE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +128870,458,154,"Waylon Smithers: You know, this is my chance. A chance to be the kind of boss I want to be. A little more ""employee friendly.""",705000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,"You know, this is my chance. A chance to be the kind of boss I want to be. A little more ""employee friendly.""",you know this is my chance a chance to be the kind of boss i want to be a little more employee friendly,23 +128871,458,155,Waylon Smithers: (LOOKING AT PAINTING) That was a wild Christmas party.,714000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,That was a wild Christmas party.,that was a wild christmas party,6 +128872,458,156,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear plant - auditorium - day),719000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128873,458,157,"Waylon Smithers: In the next few weeks we'll be introducing a medical plan that covers illness, and a suggestion box that is no longer a guillotine for the hand.",719000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"In the next few weeks we'll be introducing a medical plan that covers illness, and a suggestion box that is no longer a guillotine for the hand.",in the next few weeks well be introducing a medical plan that covers illness and a suggestion box that is no longer a guillotine for the hand,27 +128874,458,158,Worker: (STANDS) Yeah!,726000,TRUE,534,10,Worker,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Yeah!,yeah,1 +128875,458,159,"Lenny Leonard: Well, I agree things are a lot nicer around here. But I think I speak for many of us when I say what's the catch?",728000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, I agree things are a lot nicer around here. But I think I speak for many of us when I say what's the catch?",well i agree things are a lot nicer around here but i think i speak for many of us when i say whats the catch,25 +128876,458,160,"Waylon Smithers: (CHUCKLES) Well the catch is, happy workers are productive workers.",735000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well the catch is, happy workers are productive workers.",well the catch is happy workers are productive workers,9 +128877,458,161,Homer Simpson: (BITTERLY) There's always a catch.,738000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,There's always a catch.,theres always a catch,4 +128878,458,162,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),742000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128879,458,163,Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE SHEEPISH) Can I come in?,742000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I come in?,can i come in,4 +128880,458,164,Lisa Simpson: You're not going anywhere near Annie.,744000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You're not going anywhere near Annie.,youre not going anywhere near annie,6 +128881,458,165,Bart Simpson: Annie?,746000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Annie?,annie,1 +128882,458,166,"Lisa Simpson: As in ""Little Orphan.""",748000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"As in ""Little Orphan.""",as in little orphan,4 +128883,458,167,Bart Simpson: It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill our ants.,749000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It was an accident! I didn't mean to kill our ants.,it was an accident i didnt mean to kill our ants,11 +128884,458,168,"Homer Simpson: (PASSING BY, GASPS) Patty and Selma are dead? Woo hoo! A double funeral! (DANCES, AD-LIBS HAPPY SINGING)",752000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Patty and Selma are dead? Woo hoo! A double funeral!,patty and selma are dead woo hoo a double funeral,10 +128885,458,169,"Bart Simpson: Dad, before you jump to conclusions...",760000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, before you jump to conclusions...",dad before you jump to conclusions,6 +128886,458,170,Homer Simpson: (ENTREATING) Please tell me they suffered.,762000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Please tell me they suffered.,please tell me they suffered,5 +128887,458,171,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) G-g-g-g-hags!,765000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,G-g-g-g-hags!,g-g-g-g-hags,1 +128888,458,172,Selma Bouvier: (ANNOYED NOISE),765000,FALSE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128889,458,173,(Prison Yard: ext. prison yard - day),772000,FALSE,NA,3318,NA,Prison Yard,NA,NA,NA +128890,458,174,"C. Montgomery Burns: Hm, looks like it's pledge day. Which jailhouse fraternity shall I join?",772000,TRUE,15,3318,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Yard,"Hm, looks like it's pledge day. Which jailhouse fraternity shall I join?",hm looks like its pledge day which jailhouse fraternity shall i join,12 +128891,458,175,C. Montgomery Burns: The Shriners?,777000,TRUE,15,3318,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Yard,The Shriners?,the shriners,2 +128892,458,176,C. Montgomery Burns: The R.O.T.C.?,779000,TRUE,15,3318,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Yard,The R.O.T.C.?,the rotc,2 +128893,458,177,C. Montgomery Burns: The Sunday funnies?,781000,TRUE,15,3318,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Yard,The Sunday funnies?,the sunday funnies,3 +128894,458,178,"C. Montgomery Burns: Or one of these other dining clubs? Look at them circling me like I'm Cinderella, belle of the ball!",782000,TRUE,15,3318,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Yard,"Or one of these other dining clubs? Look at them circling me like I'm Cinderella, belle of the ball!",or one of these other dining clubs look at them circling me like im cinderella belle of the ball,19 +128895,458,179,Booming Voice: Back off!,789000,TRUE,3778,3318,Booming Voice,Prison Yard,Back off!,back off,2 +128896,458,180,Delroy: (GRIM) He's mine.,790000,TRUE,5595,3318,Delroy,Prison Yard,He's mine.,hes mine,2 +128897,458,181,C. Montgomery Burns: Warden! Help me!,794000,TRUE,15,3318,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Yard,Warden! Help me!,warden help me,3 +128898,458,182,"Warden: (HELIUM VOICE) No can do, baby. I'm not comin' down for days.",796000,TRUE,1108,3318,Warden,Prison Yard,"No can do, baby. I'm not comin' down for days.",no can do baby im not comin down for days,10 +128899,458,183,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's tavern - day),801000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +128900,458,184,"Homer Simpson: Mr. Smithers, our lives are awesome, thanks to you. And because I know you ""like your loafers light,"" I want to give something back.",801000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Mr. Smithers, our lives are awesome, thanks to you. And because I know you ""like your loafers light,"" I want to give something back.",mr smithers our lives are awesome thanks to you and because i know you like your loafers light i want to give something back,24 +128901,458,185,Homer Simpson: Use that image any way you want.,812000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Use that image any way you want.,use that image any way you want,7 +128902,458,186,Carl Carlson: Three cheers for Mr. Smithers!,814000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Three cheers for Mr. Smithers!,three cheers for mr smithers,5 +128903,458,187,Carl Carlson: To Mr. Smithers! / Hooray!,816000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,To Mr. Smithers! / Hooray!,to mr smithers hooray,4 +128904,458,188,Homer Simpson: Uh listen... can I leave a little early tomorrow? My kid has a thing.,821000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Uh listen... can I leave a little early tomorrow? My kid has a thing.,uh listen can i leave a little early tomorrow my kid has a thing,14 +128905,458,189,"Carl Carlson: Ooo yeah, can I leave early too? I wanna take a nap so I'm awake for the meteor shower.",826000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Ooo yeah, can I leave early too? I wanna take a nap so I'm awake for the meteor shower.",ooo yeah can i leave early too i wanna take a nap so im awake for the meteor shower,19 +128906,458,190,Waylon Smithers: Well... I'm flexible. Go ahead.,832000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,Well... I'm flexible. Go ahead.,well im flexible go ahead,5 +128907,458,191,"Lenny Leonard: Y'know, I used to think you was just as bad as Mr. Burns, now I think you're just as good as me.",834000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Y'know, I used to think you was just as bad as Mr. Burns, now I think you're just as good as me.",yknow i used to think you was just as bad as mr burns now i think youre just as good as me,22 +128908,458,192,"Carl Carlson: (SOTTO) Oh, that is a huge compliment.",839000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, that is a huge compliment.",oh that is a huge compliment,6 +128909,458,193,"Waylon Smithers: Uh, excuse me.",843000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"Uh, excuse me.",uh excuse me,3 +128910,458,194,"Waylon Smithers: Yes, the service on my car was excellent. (BEAT) Five out of five. Four out of five. Five out of five. Um, excuse me, can I go back and change that four out of five to five out of five? I'm wasting your time?",847000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"Yes, the service on my car was excellent. Five out of five. Four out of five. Five out of five. Um, excuse me, can I go back and change that four out of five to five out of five? I'm wasting your time?",yes the service on my car was excellent five out of five four out of five five out of five um excuse me can i go back and change that four out of five to five out of five im wasting your time,43 +128911,458,195,Homer Simpson: Smithers. What a marshmallow.,861000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Smithers. What a marshmallow.,smithers what a marshmallow,4 +128912,458,196,Homer Simpson: I don't have a thing with my kid tomorrow!,861000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I don't have a thing with my kid tomorrow!,i dont have a thing with my kid tomorrow,9 +128913,458,197,Carl Carlson: You told me you did.,866000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,You told me you did.,you told me you did,5 +128914,458,198,"Homer Simpson: I do, but I'm not going to it.",867000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I do, but I'm not going to it.",i do but im not going to it,8 +128915,458,199,"Carl Carlson: To Smithers, the world's dumbest loser!",869000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"To Smithers, the world's dumbest loser!",to smithers the worlds dumbest loser,6 +128916,458,200,Lenny Leonard: There's nothing sweeter than being nice to a guy's face and then stabbin' him in the back the minute he walks away!,872000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,There's nothing sweeter than being nice to a guy's face and then stabbin' him in the back the minute he walks away!,theres nothing sweeter than being nice to a guys face and then stabbin him in the back the minute he walks away,22 +128917,458,201,"Waylon Smithers: All right, that's it.",877000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"All right, that's it.",all right thats it,4 +128918,458,202,Carl Carlson: (SCARED NOISE),877000,FALSE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +128919,458,203,"Waylon Smithers: You know, I used to wonder why Mr. Burns hated humanity. Now I know. You open your heart and they mock your very decency!",879000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"You know, I used to wonder why Mr. Burns hated humanity. Now I know. You open your heart and they mock your very decency!",you know i used to wonder why mr burns hated humanity now i know you open your heart and they mock your very decency,24 +128920,458,204,Homer Simpson: (EXTREMELY MOCKING) Ooh! We mock your very decency.,889000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Ooh! We mock your very decency.,ooh we mock your very decency,6 +128921,458,205,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),899000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128922,458,206,"Lenny Leonard: Man, Smithers is workin' us like dogs!",899000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Man, Smithers is workin' us like dogs!",man smithers is workin us like dogs,7 +128923,458,207,"Homer Simpson: Well, at least we've got the best brand ceiling insulation.",903000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, at least we've got the best brand ceiling insulation.",well at least weve got the best brand ceiling insulation,10 +128924,458,208,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),903000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128925,458,209,"Homer Simpson: Well, at least we've got the best asbestos.",909000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, at least we've got the best asbestos.",well at least weve got the best asbestos,8 +128926,458,210,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),909000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128927,458,211,(Springfield Prison: Int. prison - cell block - establishing),916000,FALSE,NA,451,NA,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +128928,458,212,(Prison Cell: int. prison cell - day),916000,FALSE,NA,871,NA,Prison Cell,NA,NA,NA +128929,458,213,"Delroy: I told you, you're mine. And you can't escape... (DRAMATICALLY) the word of Jesus Christ.",916000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,"I told you, you're mine. And you can't escape... the word of Jesus Christ.",i told you youre mine and you cant escape the word of jesus christ,14 +128930,458,214,"Delroy: Burns, you shall reject Satan!",922000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,"Burns, you shall reject Satan!",burns you shall reject satan,5 +128931,458,215,C. Montgomery Burns: Why can't you reject your guy?,924000,TRUE,15,871,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Cell,Why can't you reject your guy?,why cant you reject your guy,6 +128932,458,216,"Delroy: Because when I was at my lowest, facing fifty years to life...",926000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,"Because when I was at my lowest, facing fifty years to life...",because when i was at my lowest facing fifty years to life,12 +128933,458,217,Delroy: Someone handed me a book...,926000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,Someone handed me a book...,someone handed me a book,5 +128934,458,218,"Delroy: I couldn't read a lick, but that picture of Jesus gave me a comfort I'd never known.",933000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,"I couldn't read a lick, but that picture of Jesus gave me a comfort I'd never known.",i couldnt read a lick but that picture of jesus gave me a comfort id never known,17 +128935,458,219,Delroy: So I promised the Lord I'd put that fifty years to use reclaiming lost souls like you!,941000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,So I promised the Lord I'd put that fifty years to use reclaiming lost souls like you!,so i promised the lord id put that fifty years to use reclaiming lost souls like you,17 +128936,458,220,Delroy: Come to Jesus!,948000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,Come to Jesus!,come to jesus,3 +128937,458,221,C. Montgomery Burns: Shan't.,950000,TRUE,15,871,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Cell,Shan't.,shant,1 +128938,458,222,Delroy: Feel his power!,950000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,Feel his power!,feel his power,3 +128939,458,223,C. Montgomery Burns: I've died and come back. It's overrated.,953000,TRUE,15,871,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Cell,I've died and come back. It's overrated.,ive died and come back its overrated,7 +128940,458,224,Delroy: Open your heart!,954000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,Open your heart!,open your heart,3 +128941,458,225,Delroy: I will suck out your evil!,954000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,I will suck out your evil!,i will suck out your evil,6 +128942,458,226,Delroy: And now your evil is gone!,966000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,And now your evil is gone!,and now your evil is gone,6 +128943,458,227,C. Montgomery Burns: (SHEEPISH) I'm afraid that was just my pre-evil.,968000,TRUE,15,871,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Cell,I'm afraid that was just my pre-evil.,im afraid that was just my pre-evil,7 +128944,458,228,C. Montgomery Burns: I feel it! I feel the love coursing through my vein!,982000,TRUE,15,871,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Cell,I feel it! I feel the love coursing through my vein!,i feel it i feel the love coursing through my vein,11 +128945,458,229,"Delroy: (CHUCKLES) Welcome to the Lord, brother.",988000,TRUE,5595,871,Delroy,Prison Cell,"Welcome to the Lord, brother.",welcome to the lord brother,5 +128946,458,230,C. Montgomery Burns: So that hellhole became my Heavenhole. I joined the prison choir...and the Prison Beatles Tribute Band.,989000,TRUE,15,871,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Cell,So that hellhole became my Heavenhole. I joined the prison choir...and the Prison Beatles Tribute Band.,so that hellhole became my heavenhole i joined the prison choirand the prison beatles tribute band,16 +128947,458,231,C. Montgomery Burns: I raked a Zen garden in the courtyard...and found a peace and serenity I'd never known.,996000,TRUE,15,871,C. Montgomery Burns,Prison Cell,I raked a Zen garden in the courtyard...and found a peace and serenity I'd never known.,i raked a zen garden in the courtyardand found a peace and serenity id never known,16 +128948,458,232,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - lisa's room - day),1012000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128949,458,233,"Bart Simpson: (BABY TALK) Who's carrying fifty times her weight? Ooo, you are!",1012000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Who's carrying fifty times her weight? Ooo, you are!",whos carrying fifty times her weight ooo you are,9 +128950,458,234,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, she's only carrying thirty times her weight. (SAD) Our girl is slowing down.",1015000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, she's only carrying thirty times her weight. Our girl is slowing down.",bart shes only carrying thirty times her weight our girl is slowing down,13 +128951,458,235,"Bart Simpson: Oh my God, that is so sad.",1022000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh my God, that is so sad.",oh my god that is so sad,7 +128952,458,236,"Lisa Simpson: It's the natural order of things. I'm afraid she's got another two, maybe three days, tops.",1025000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's the natural order of things. I'm afraid she's got another two, maybe three days, tops.",its the natural order of things im afraid shes got another two maybe three days tops,16 +128953,458,237,"Bart Simpson: Do we let her spend the rest of her life in the wild? Or let her die in captivity, like Grampa?",1031000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Do we let her spend the rest of her life in the wild? Or let her die in captivity, like Grampa?",do we let her spend the rest of her life in the wild or let her die in captivity like grampa,21 +128954,458,238,"Grampa Simpson: (ENTERING) Hey, in my mind I'm free!",1036000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, in my mind I'm free!",hey in my mind im free,6 +128955,458,239,"Thought Bubble Grampa: No you're not, ya idjit!",1038000,TRUE,5596,5,Thought Bubble Grampa,Simpson Home,"No you're not, ya idjit!",no youre not ya idjit,5 +128956,458,240,Grampa Simpson: (MOANS),1038000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +128957,458,241,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S - NIGHT),1041000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +128958,458,242,Lenny Leonard: It's official. Smithers is now worse than Mr. Burns.,1041000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,It's official. Smithers is now worse than Mr. Burns.,its official smithers is now worse than mr burns,9 +128959,458,243,"Lenny Leonard: Instead of releasing hounds, he releases wolverines!",1047000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Instead of releasing hounds, he releases wolverines!",instead of releasing hounds he releases wolverines,7 +128960,458,244,"Homer Simpson: I never thought I'd say this, but I wish Mr. Burns was back.",1057000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I never thought I'd say this, but I wish Mr. Burns was back.",i never thought id say this but i wish mr burns was back,13 +128961,458,245,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, if wishes were horses I'd be eatin' wish-meat every night.",1061000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, if wishes were horses I'd be eatin' wish-meat every night.",hey if wishes were horses id be eatin wish-meat every night,11 +128962,458,246,Lenny Leonard: What does that mean?,1061000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,What does that mean?,what does that mean,4 +128963,458,247,Moe Szyslak: It means it's not like you're gonna break into the prison and bust him out or anything.,1065000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,It means it's not like you're gonna break into the prison and bust him out or anything.,it means its not like youre gonna break into the prison and bust him out or anything,17 +128964,458,248,"Moe Szyslak: Aw hey, c'mon. You can't really be serious about breaking him out.",1070000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Aw hey, c'mon. You can't really be serious about breaking him out.",aw hey cmon you cant really be serious about breaking him out,12 +128965,458,249,"Lenny Leonard: It's too late to turn back, Moe. We've exchanged meaningful looks.",1075000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"It's too late to turn back, Moe. We've exchanged meaningful looks.",its too late to turn back moe weve exchanged meaningful looks,11 +128966,458,250,"Moe Szyslak: No, you can still turn back! The point of no return is the whispered huddle.",1079000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"No, you can still turn back! The point of no return is the whispered huddle.",no you can still turn back the point of no return is the whispered huddle,15 +128967,458,251,"Moe Szyslak: Oh God, oh God!",1084000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh God, oh God!",oh god oh god,4 +128968,458,252,(Springfield Prison: int. prison - Burns' cell - stormy night - very late),1095000,FALSE,NA,451,NA,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +128969,458,253,"Homer Simpson: Burns, you're coming with us.",1095000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,"Burns, you're coming with us.",burns youre coming with us,5 +128970,458,254,C. Montgomery Burns: (TERRIFIED) No! No! Let me go! Let me go!,1095000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,No! No! Let me go! Let me go!,no no let me go let me go,8 +128971,458,255,C. Montgomery Burns: Why would I want to leave the place where my soul was saved?,1098000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,Why would I want to leave the place where my soul was saved?,why would i want to leave the place where my soul was saved,13 +128972,458,256,"C. Montgomery Burns: And that's where we came in. Now, without further ado, here's what happened next:",1103000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"And that's where we came in. Now, without further ado, here's what happened next:",and thats where we came in now without further ado heres what happened next,14 +128973,458,257,"C. Montgomery Burns: But first, I'll daydream about a sport utility vehicle, a crispy chicken sandwich, and a wonderful blue pill.",1109000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"But first, I'll daydream about a sport utility vehicle, a crispy chicken sandwich, and a wonderful blue pill.",but first ill daydream about a sport utility vehicle a crispy chicken sandwich and a wonderful blue pill,18 +128974,458,258,Delroy: Hold it right there. You're not leaving with that man. He's born again. Been baptized in a toilet sink.,1120000,TRUE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,Hold it right there. You're not leaving with that man. He's born again. Been baptized in a toilet sink.,hold it right there youre not leaving with that man hes born again been baptized in a toilet sink,19 +128975,458,259,C. Montgomery Burns: (SOTTO TO DELROY) Everyone doesn't have to know that part.,1128000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,Everyone doesn't have to know that part.,everyone doesnt have to know that part,7 +128976,458,260,Delroy: (FULL VOLUME) It's the specific detail that shows the humbling you've undergone.,1131000,TRUE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,It's the specific detail that shows the humbling you've undergone.,its the specific detail that shows the humbling youve undergone,10 +128978,458,262,Delroy: What?,1135000,TRUE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,What?,what,1 +128979,458,263,(GRASSY FIELD: EXT. GRASSY FIELD - dawn),1139000,FALSE,NA,3726,NA,GRASSY FIELD,NA,NA,NA +128980,458,264,"Bart Simpson: Goodbye, Annie, my eight-legged friend.",1139000,TRUE,8,3726,Bart Simpson,GRASSY FIELD,"Goodbye, Annie, my eight-legged friend.",goodbye annie my eight-legged friend,5 +128981,458,265,"Lisa Simpson: Ants have six legs, Bart.",1142000,TRUE,9,3726,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY FIELD,"Ants have six legs, Bart.",ants have six legs bart,5 +128982,458,266,"Bart Simpson: Oh, thank God. I thought I broke two off.",1144000,TRUE,8,3726,Bart Simpson,GRASSY FIELD,"Oh, thank God. I thought I broke two off.",oh thank god i thought i broke two off,9 +128983,458,267,"Lisa Simpson: You're just a tiny ant, but you were strong enough to pull my brother and me together. Now go and be free.",1146000,TRUE,9,3726,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY FIELD,"You're just a tiny ant, but you were strong enough to pull my brother and me together. Now go and be free.",youre just a tiny ant but you were strong enough to pull my brother and me together now go and be free,22 +128984,458,268,(Springfield Prison: Int. prison - exit - dawn),1163000,FALSE,NA,451,NA,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +128985,458,269,"C. Montgomery Burns: Look, if I leave with you, they're just going to throw me back in.",1163000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"Look, if I leave with you, they're just going to throw me back in.",look if i leave with you theyre just going to throw me back in,14 +128986,458,270,Lenny Leonard: The world has changed since you went in. Men of wealth can beat the system now.,1166000,TRUE,165,451,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Prison,The world has changed since you went in. Men of wealth can beat the system now.,the world has changed since you went in men of wealth can beat the system now,16 +128987,458,271,Carl Carlson: Yeah. And they've replaced parking meters with this thing you stick your credit card into.,1170000,TRUE,170,451,Carl Carlson,Springfield Prison,Yeah. And they've replaced parking meters with this thing you stick your credit card into.,yeah and theyve replaced parking meters with this thing you stick your credit card into,15 +128988,458,272,"Homer Simpson: (UPSET) The war is over and the future won. The past never had a chance, man!",1174000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,"The war is over and the future won. The past never had a chance, man!",the war is over and the future won the past never had a chance man,15 +128989,458,273,Delroy: Do you really want to leave with these idiots?,1179000,TRUE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,Do you really want to leave with these idiots?,do you really want to leave with these idiots,9 +128990,458,274,C. Montgomery Burns: I'm afraid so.,1185000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,I'm afraid so.,im afraid so,3 +128991,458,275,Delroy: But I cleansed you of your evil!,1186000,TRUE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,But I cleansed you of your evil!,but i cleansed you of your evil,7 +128992,458,276,"C. Montgomery Burns: I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever. (KINDLY) But I must know -- what was it about me that made you try?",1188000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever. But I must know -- what was it about me that made you try?",i had a little left between my toes it quickly multiplied and now im a bigger bastard than ever but i must know -- what was it about me that made you try,33 +128993,458,277,"Delroy: (KINDLY) Because I've killed so many rich white men, I thought I'd do right by at least one.",1197000,TRUE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,"Because I've killed so many rich white men, I thought I'd do right by at least one.",because ive killed so many rich white men i thought id do right by at least one,17 +128994,458,278,"C. Montgomery Burns: (NODS) We're not so different, you and I.",1203000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"We're not so different, you and I.",were not so different you and i,7 +128995,458,279,Delroy: (CHUCKLE),1203000,FALSE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +128996,458,280,Delroy: Get your skinny ass out of here.,1208000,TRUE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,Get your skinny ass out of here.,get your skinny ass out of here,7 +128997,458,281,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - burns' office - later),1209000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +128998,458,282,Waylon Smithers: Lollygags... slackabouts... Captain Happys... you're all fired!,1209000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Lollygags... slackabouts... Captain Happys... you're all fired!,lollygags slackabouts captain happys youre all fired,7 +128999,458,283,C. Montgomery Burns: I'll do the firing around here.,1214000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I'll do the firing around here.,ill do the firing around here,6 +129000,458,284,"Waylon Smithers: (SHOCKED, HAPPY) Mr. Burns! You're even more beautiful than I remembered!",1216000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Mr. Burns! You're even more beautiful than I remembered!,mr burns youre even more beautiful than i remembered,9 +129001,458,285,"C. Montgomery Burns: All of you, out of my office!",1222000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"All of you, out of my office!",all of you out of my office,7 +129002,458,286,"C. Montgomery Burns: Farewell, friend. Maybe you'll find another lost lamb for your flock.",1234000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Farewell, friend. Maybe you'll find another lost lamb for your flock.",farewell friend maybe youll find another lost lamb for your flock,11 +129003,458,287,(Springfield Prison: INT. PRISON - CELL - DAY),1239000,FALSE,NA,451,NA,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +129004,458,288,"Delroy: Tell me, brother - have you heard the story of Jesus Christ?",1239000,TRUE,5595,451,Delroy,Springfield Prison,"Tell me, brother - have you heard the story of Jesus Christ?",tell me brother - have you heard the story of jesus christ,12 +129005,458,289,"Fat Tony: (INTRIGUED) Well I am Italian, but no.",1243000,TRUE,568,451,Fat Tony,Springfield Prison,"Well I am Italian, but no.",well i am italian but no,6 +129006,458,290,C. Montgomery Burns: (SINGS) I LIVE ME IN A MANSION / FULL OF THOSE GRECIAN URNS / BUT I'M LONELY ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY / THAT'S THE BLUES OF MONTY BURNS,1249000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,I LIVE ME IN A MANSION / FULL OF THOSE GRECIAN URNS / BUT I'M LONELY ALL THE LIVE-LONG DAY / THAT'S THE BLUES OF MONTY BURNS,i live me in a mansion full of those grecian urns but im lonely all the live-long day thats the blues of monty burns,24 +129156,459,145,(Mountain: EXT. MOUNTAIN - day),676000,FALSE,NA,717,NA,Mountain,NA,NA,NA +129007,458,291,Female Chorus: (SINGS) HE'S GOT THE BLUES /,1260000,TRUE,2389,451,Female Chorus,Springfield Prison,HE'S GOT THE BLUES /,hes got the blues,4 +129008,458,292,Female Chorus: THE I GOT NO PROBLEMS BLUES!,1264000,TRUE,2389,451,Female Chorus,Springfield Prison,THE I GOT NO PROBLEMS BLUES!,the i got no problems blues,6 +129009,458,293,"C. Montgomery Burns: (SINGS) OH, MY TAPESTRY'S MEDIEVAL, / MY HEART, IT'S EVIL TOO / BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I DON'T NEED LOVE / FROM LESSER TYPES LIKE YOU!",1271000,TRUE,15,451,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Prison,"OH, MY TAPESTRY'S MEDIEVAL, / MY HEART, IT'S EVIL TOO / BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I DON'T NEED LOVE / FROM LESSER TYPES LIKE YOU!",oh my tapestrys medieval my heart its evil too but that dont mean i dont need love from lesser types like you,22 +129010,458,294,Female Chorus: (SINGS) HE'S GOT THE BLUES / THE OLD AND PRIVILEGED WHITE MAN BLUES!,1282000,TRUE,2389,451,Female Chorus,Springfield Prison,HE'S GOT THE BLUES / THE OLD AND PRIVILEGED WHITE MAN BLUES!,hes got the blues the old and privileged white man blues,11 +129011,459,0,(Springfield Streets: Ext. Springfield streets - day - establishing),106000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +129012,459,1,(Marge's Station Wagon: Int. Marge's station wagon - continuous),106000,FALSE,NA,548,NA,Marge's Station Wagon,NA,NA,NA +129013,459,2,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) I can't believe you're making us go to a birthday party for a kid we don't even know.,106000,TRUE,8,548,Bart Simpson,Marge's Station Wagon,I can't believe you're making us go to a birthday party for a kid we don't even know.,i cant believe youre making us go to a birthday party for a kid we dont even know,18 +129014,459,3,"Marge Simpson: You remember Dylan. You were in ""Toddle Tots"" together.",111000,TRUE,1,548,Marge Simpson,Marge's Station Wagon,"You remember Dylan. You were in ""Toddle Tots"" together.",you remember dylan you were in toddle tots together,9 +129015,459,4,Bart Simpson: I don't even remember if Dylan's a boy or a girl.,114000,TRUE,8,548,Bart Simpson,Marge's Station Wagon,I don't even remember if Dylan's a boy or a girl.,i dont even remember if dylans a boy or a girl,11 +129016,459,5,Marge Simpson: Of course you do. Dylan's a... (UNSURE) Hm... let me check the invitation...,117000,TRUE,1,548,Marge Simpson,Marge's Station Wagon,Of course you do. Dylan's a... Hm... let me check the invitation...,of course you do dylans a hm let me check the invitation,12 +129017,459,6,Marge Simpson: Fish theme! That tells me nothing!,122000,TRUE,1,548,Marge Simpson,Marge's Station Wagon,Fish theme! That tells me nothing!,fish theme that tells me nothing,6 +129018,459,7,(FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE: ext. front of party house - continuous),129000,FALSE,NA,3727,NA,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +129019,459,8,Marge Simpson: There's gotta be a clue here somewhere.,129000,TRUE,1,3727,Marge Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,There's gotta be a clue here somewhere.,theres gotta be a clue here somewhere,7 +129020,459,9,Marge Simpson: See? Dylan is clearly a girrr-- (PUZZLED NOISE),133000,TRUE,1,3727,Marge Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,See? Dylan is clearly a girrr--,see dylan is clearly a girrr--,6 +129021,459,10,Marge Simpson: (VERY PUZZLED NOISE) What kind of a party has two activities? They're just trying to confuse me.,140000,TRUE,1,3727,Marge Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,What kind of a party has two activities? They're just trying to confuse me.,what kind of a party has two activities theyre just trying to confuse me,14 +129022,459,11,"Mother: Look, everyone! Dylan's best friend is here!",145000,TRUE,194,3727,Mother,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,"Look, everyone! Dylan's best friend is here!",look everyone dylans best friend is here,7 +129023,459,12,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR) I give up!,151000,TRUE,1,3727,Marge Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,I give up!,i give up,3 +129024,459,13,Marge Simpson: I hope Dylan likes trucks.,153000,TRUE,1,3727,Marge Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,I hope Dylan likes trucks.,i hope dylan likes trucks,5 +129025,459,14,"Tootsie Childs: Lady, you don't know Dylan.",156000,TRUE,4731,3727,Tootsie Childs,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,"Lady, you don't know Dylan.",lady you dont know dylan,5 +129026,459,15,Bart Simpson: (DISGUSTED NOISE) Carrot cake?!,162000,TRUE,8,3727,Bart Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,Carrot cake?!,carrot cake,2 +129027,459,16,"Wimpy-looking Boy: Ooo, carrot cake!",169000,TRUE,5597,3727,Wimpy-looking Boy,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,"Ooo, carrot cake!",ooo carrot cake,3 +129028,459,17,Wimpy-looking Boy: (HAPPY) So moist!,172000,TRUE,5597,3727,Wimpy-looking Boy,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,So moist!,so moist,2 +129029,459,18,Boy #1: Battle card -- digitate!,176000,TRUE,176,3727,Boy #1,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,Battle card -- digitate!,battle card -- digitate,4 +129030,459,19,Boy #2: Defense card -- deflecto-warp!,177000,TRUE,4080,3727,Boy #2,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,Defense card -- deflecto-warp!,defense card -- deflecto-warp,4 +129031,459,20,Boy #3: Disubaki -- goji kick!,179000,TRUE,5598,3727,Boy #3,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,Disubaki -- goji kick!,disubaki -- goji kick,4 +129032,459,21,"Bart Simpson: (CASUAL) Hey, dinks. Whatcha dweebin'?",182000,TRUE,8,3727,Bart Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,"Hey, dinks. Whatcha dweebin'?",hey dinks whatcha dweebin,4 +129033,459,22,Boy #1: (SCOFFS) You don't know Battle Balls?,183000,TRUE,176,3727,Boy #1,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,You don't know Battle Balls?,you dont know battle balls,5 +129034,459,23,"Boy #2: (ROLLING EYES) It's a Japanese card game based on a cartoon based on an ancient religion, based on a candy bar.",185000,TRUE,4080,3727,Boy #2,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,"It's a Japanese card game based on a cartoon based on an ancient religion, based on a candy bar.",its a japanese card game based on a cartoon based on an ancient religion based on a candy bar,19 +129035,459,24,Boy #3: It makes Digimon look like Pokémon.,192000,TRUE,5598,3727,Boy #3,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,It makes Digimon look like Pokémon.,it makes digimon look like pokémon,6 +129036,459,25,Bart Simpson: What?! Impossible!,194000,TRUE,8,3727,Bart Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,What?! Impossible!,what impossible,2 +129037,459,26,Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),194000,FALSE,8,3727,Bart Simpson,FRONT OF PARTY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +129038,459,27,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - town square - day),211000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129039,459,28,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY EATING NOISE),211000,FALSE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129040,459,29,Homer Simpson: (READING) No food allowed in bank?,211000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,No food allowed in bank?,no food allowed in bank,5 +129041,459,30,"Homer Simpson: Better lie low, my sweet red friend.",214000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Better lie low, my sweet red friend.",better lie low my sweet red friend,7 +129042,459,31,(First National Bank of Springfield: iNT. fIRST BANK OF sPRINGFIELD - CONTINUOUS),219000,FALSE,NA,1211,NA,First National Bank of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129043,459,32,Woman: He's got a gun!,219000,TRUE,118,1211,Woman,First National Bank of Springfield,He's got a gun!,hes got a gun,4 +129044,459,33,Tellers: (SCREAMS),219000,FALSE,5599,1211,Tellers,First National Bank of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129045,459,34,"Homer Simpson: (ANGRY, MOUTH-STUCK NOISES)",219000,FALSE,2,1211,Homer Simpson,First National Bank of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129046,459,35,Security Guard #2: I think he's saying... he'll kill one hostage an hour until he gets what he wants!,224000,TRUE,2730,1211,Security Guard #2,First National Bank of Springfield,I think he's saying... he'll kill one hostage an hour until he gets what he wants!,i think hes saying hell kill one hostage an hour until he gets what he wants,16 +129047,459,36,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH-STUCK DISAGREEING NOISES),224000,FALSE,2,1211,Homer Simpson,First National Bank of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129048,459,37,Security Guard #1: He's saying he wants one million dollars in unmarked bills!,230000,TRUE,316,1211,Security Guard #1,First National Bank of Springfield,He's saying he wants one million dollars in unmarked bills!,hes saying he wants one million dollars in unmarked bills,10 +129049,459,38,"Homer Simpson: (MOUTH-STUCK ""OH, THAT COULD BE GOOD"" NOISE)",230000,FALSE,2,1211,Homer Simpson,First National Bank of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129050,459,39,Homer Simpson: (GETTING TASERED NOISES),230000,FALSE,2,1211,Homer Simpson,First National Bank of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129051,459,40,Security Guard #2: It's just a candy apple.,242000,TRUE,2730,1211,Security Guard #2,First National Bank of Springfield,It's just a candy apple.,its just a candy apple,5 +129052,459,41,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH STUCK AGREEING NOISES),242000,FALSE,2,1211,Homer Simpson,First National Bank of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129053,459,42,"Security Guard #1: Clearly, he's saying he wants to be tasered again.",245000,TRUE,316,1211,Security Guard #1,First National Bank of Springfield,"Clearly, he's saying he wants to be tasered again.",clearly hes saying he wants to be tasered again,9 +129054,459,43,Security Guard #2: Get him deep in the meat.,248000,TRUE,2730,1211,Security Guard #2,First National Bank of Springfield,Get him deep in the meat.,get him deep in the meat,6 +129055,459,44,Homer Simpson: (PAINED NOISE),248000,FALSE,2,1211,Homer Simpson,First National Bank of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129056,459,45,(Springfield County Court House: INT. SPRINGFIELD COURTHOUSE - DAY),252000,FALSE,NA,740,NA,Springfield County Court House,NA,NA,NA +129057,459,46,"Judge Harm: Homer Simpson, for causing a panic in the bank, you are hereby sentenced to one hundred hours of community service.",252000,TRUE,3390,740,Judge Harm,Springfield County Court House,"Homer Simpson, for causing a panic in the bank, you are hereby sentenced to one hundred hours of community service.",homer simpson for causing a panic in the bank you are hereby sentenced to one hundred hours of community service,20 +129058,459,47,Homer Simpson: Community service? But... that's work! What about jail?,259000,TRUE,2,740,Homer Simpson,Springfield County Court House,Community service? But... that's work! What about jail?,community service but thats work what about jail,8 +129059,459,48,Judge Harm: (BANGS GAVEL) Community service!,264000,TRUE,3390,740,Judge Harm,Springfield County Court House,Community service!,community service,2 +129060,459,49,Homer Simpson: No! I wanna go to jail! Free food! Teardrop tattoos! Library books that come to youuu!,266000,TRUE,2,740,Homer Simpson,Springfield County Court House,No! I wanna go to jail! Free food! Teardrop tattoos! Library books that come to youuu!,no i wanna go to jail free food teardrop tattoos library books that come to youuu,16 +129061,459,50,Homer Simpson: (WAILING) I'll serve anything but the communityyy!,271000,TRUE,2,740,Homer Simpson,Springfield County Court House,I'll serve anything but the communityyy!,ill serve anything but the communityyy,6 +129062,459,51,(SPRINGFIELD PLAY PARK: EXT. SPRINGFIELD PLAY PARK - morning),275000,FALSE,NA,3728,NA,SPRINGFIELD PLAY PARK,NA,NA,NA +129063,459,52,(Chief Wiggum's Police Car: int. wiggum's cruiser - continuous),275000,FALSE,NA,923,NA,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,NA,NA,NA +129064,459,53,"Chief Wiggum: So, sweetie. This community service detail should end around five. You wanna go to that seafood place? (DISAPPOINTED) Ah, yeah, you got your book club again. Man, that thing sure meets a lot. Hey, you know, I've read that book... maybe I could come and... oh right, right, right. Not enough chairs. Yeah. Well, I'll probably be asleep in front of the fridge when you get home. Bye.",275000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"So, sweetie. This community service detail should end around five. You wanna go to that seafood place? Ah, yeah, you got your book club again. Man, that thing sure meets a lot. Hey, you know, I've read that book... maybe I could come and... oh right, right, right. Not enough chairs. Yeah. Well, I'll probably be asleep in front of the fridge when you get home. Bye.",so sweetie this community service detail should end around five you wanna go to that seafood place ah yeah you got your book club again man that thing sure meets a lot hey you know ive read that book maybe i could come and oh right right right not enough chairs yeah well ill probably be asleep in front of the fridge when you get home bye,67 +129065,459,54,"Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well, the community service detail. You people make me sick.",298000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Well, well, well, the community service detail. You people make me sick.",well well well the community service detail you people make me sick,12 +129066,459,55,"Chief Wiggum: Hey, whatcha packin', Simpson?",303000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Hey, whatcha packin', Simpson?",hey whatcha packin simpson,4 +129067,459,56,Homer Simpson: Just my lunch.,306000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,Just my lunch.,just my lunch,3 +129068,459,57,"Homer Simpson: Chicken parm, meatball parm, eggplant parm...",307000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Chicken parm, meatball parm, eggplant parm...",chicken parm meatball parm eggplant parm,6 +129069,459,58,"Homer Simpson: Shish ka-parm, angel food parm, moo goo gai parm... my wife can parm anything.",307000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Shish ka-parm, angel food parm, moo goo gai parm... my wife can parm anything.",shish ka-parm angel food parm moo goo gai parm my wife can parm anything,14 +129070,459,59,"Chief Wiggum: (SCOFFS, THEN SAD) My wife only parms on my birthday. And that's only if I give her the sad puppy-dog look.",316000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,My wife only parms on my birthday. And that's only if I give her the sad puppy-dog look.,my wife only parms on my birthday and thats only if i give her the sad puppy-dog look,18 +129071,459,60,"Homer Simpson: Awwww, want a bite?",323000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Awwww, want a bite?",awwww want a bite,4 +129072,459,61,Chief Wiggum: Really? Ya mean it?,326000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,Really? Ya mean it?,really ya mean it,4 +129073,459,62,"Chief Wiggum: Okay, criminals, here's your assignments: Brockman, you get the used condoms out of that thorn bush, Krustofsky, go sort those bums by the war they were in...",330000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Okay, criminals, here's your assignments: Brockman, you get the used condoms out of that thorn bush, Krustofsky, go sort those bums by the war they were in...",okay criminals heres your assignments brockman you get the used condoms out of that thorn bush krustofsky go sort those bums by the war they were in,27 +129074,459,63,"Chief Wiggum: And Simpson, you sit down at this picnic table here and grab a bite with me.",341000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"And Simpson, you sit down at this picnic table here and grab a bite with me.",and simpson you sit down at this picnic table here and grab a bite with me,16 +129075,459,64,Krusty the Clown: Teacher's pet!,345000,TRUE,139,923,Krusty the Clown,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,Teacher's pet!,teachers pet,2 +129076,459,65,"Chief Wiggum: Hey, find your nose, funny man.",347000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Hey, find your nose, funny man.",hey find your nose funny man,6 +129077,459,66,Krusty the Clown: (ANGUISHED) There was cocaine in there! I won't last an hour! (SOB),349000,TRUE,139,923,Krusty the Clown,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,There was cocaine in there! I won't last an hour!,there was cocaine in there i wont last an hour,10 +129078,459,67,(Park: Ext. park - about an hour later - wide establishing shot),351000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +129079,459,68,(PICNIC TABLE: ext. picnic table - continuous),351000,FALSE,NA,3415,NA,PICNIC TABLE,NA,NA,NA +129080,459,69,Homer Simpson: Do you ever wear your police pants to regular things?,351000,TRUE,2,3415,Homer Simpson,PICNIC TABLE,Do you ever wear your police pants to regular things?,do you ever wear your police pants to regular things,10 +129081,459,70,Chief Wiggum: Throw a jean jacket on top of these babies and you can go anywhere.,360000,TRUE,71,3415,Chief Wiggum,PICNIC TABLE,Throw a jean jacket on top of these babies and you can go anywhere.,throw a jean jacket on top of these babies and you can go anywhere,14 +129082,459,71,Homer Simpson: From fast food to fine dining?,364000,TRUE,2,3415,Homer Simpson,PICNIC TABLE,From fast food to fine dining?,from fast food to fine dining,6 +129083,459,72,Chief Wiggum: And everything in between.,367000,TRUE,71,3415,Chief Wiggum,PICNIC TABLE,And everything in between.,and everything in between,4 +129084,459,73,Chief Wiggum: Ever stop breathing when you're asleep?,369000,TRUE,71,3415,Chief Wiggum,PICNIC TABLE,Ever stop breathing when you're asleep?,ever stop breathing when youre asleep,6 +129085,459,74,Homer Simpson: Oh yeah. All the time. They say it's 'cause I'm overweight.,369000,TRUE,2,3415,Homer Simpson,PICNIC TABLE,Oh yeah. All the time. They say it's 'cause I'm overweight.,oh yeah all the time they say its cause im overweight,11 +129086,459,75,"Chief Wiggum: Overweight? You? Oh now that's crazy. Now me, I have to get my underwear specially made by this village in the Ukraine. They call me ""Daddy Round-Round."" Send me a Christmas card every year.",376000,TRUE,71,3415,Chief Wiggum,PICNIC TABLE,"Overweight? You? Oh now that's crazy. Now me, I have to get my underwear specially made by this village in the Ukraine. They call me ""Daddy Round-Round."" Send me a Christmas card every year.",overweight you oh now thats crazy now me i have to get my underwear specially made by this village in the ukraine they call me daddy round-round send me a christmas card every year,34 +129087,459,76,Homer Simpson: That's some big underwear.,388000,TRUE,2,3415,Homer Simpson,PICNIC TABLE,That's some big underwear.,thats some big underwear,4 +129088,459,77,Chief Wiggum: (PROUDLY) My underpants paid for their water filtration system.,390000,TRUE,71,3415,Chief Wiggum,PICNIC TABLE,My underpants paid for their water filtration system.,my underpants paid for their water filtration system,8 +129089,459,78,(Park: Ext. park - late afternoon),393000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +129090,459,79,"Chief Wiggum: All right, that's it for today.",393000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,"All right, that's it for today.",all right thats it for today,6 +129091,459,80,"Chief Wiggum: Uh Simpson, hold on a sec. Um... You wanna uh... (CLEARS THROAT) Uh, I don't know, get a beer sometime, uh...",394000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,"Uh Simpson, hold on a sec. Um... You wanna uh... Uh, I don't know, get a beer sometime, uh...",uh simpson hold on a sec um you wanna uh uh i dont know get a beer sometime uh,19 +129092,459,81,Homer Simpson: Okay. Ever been to Moe's?,402000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,Okay. Ever been to Moe's?,okay ever been to moes,5 +129093,459,82,"Chief Wiggum: (ROLLS EYES) Uh, Earth to Homer -- I arrested you there last month.",403000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,"Uh, Earth to Homer -- I arrested you there last month.",uh earth to homer -- i arrested you there last month,11 +129094,459,83,Homer Simpson: (SHEEPISH) Oh yeah -- sorry I was such a jerk about it.,403000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,Oh yeah -- sorry I was such a jerk about it.,oh yeah -- sorry i was such a jerk about it,11 +129095,459,84,"Chief Wiggum: Aw, now, who could blame you? Your sports team lost. Yeah. Well I'll see you at Moe's.",410000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,"Aw, now, who could blame you? Your sports team lost. Yeah. Well I'll see you at Moe's.",aw now who could blame you your sports team lost yeah well ill see you at moes,17 +129096,459,85,"Homer Simpson: I'm there every day, five to eleven.",416000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,"I'm there every day, five to eleven.",im there every day five to eleven,7 +129097,459,86,Chief Wiggum: (PLEASED NOISE),416000,FALSE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,NA,NA,NA +129098,459,87,"Lou: (INTO HANDSET) Calling all units, Chief Wiggum just made a friend.",421000,TRUE,91,50,Lou,Park,"Calling all units, Chief Wiggum just made a friend.",calling all units chief wiggum just made a friend,9 +130000,462,210,Helen Lovejoy: (CHUCKLE),955000,FALSE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129099,459,88,"Chief Wiggum: (DEFENSIVE) Uh, he's not my friend. He's just a non-violent perp I'm gonna pound a few beers with. (GIDDY TEENAGER) Is he looking at me right now?",425000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,"Uh, he's not my friend. He's just a non-violent perp I'm gonna pound a few beers with. Is he looking at me right now?",uh hes not my friend hes just a non-violent perp im gonna pound a few beers with is he looking at me right now,24 +129100,459,89,"Chief Wiggum: No-no-no -- don't be so obvious. Let's all look without looking, okay?",432000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,"No-no-no -- don't be so obvious. Let's all look without looking, okay?",no-no-no -- dont be so obvious lets all look without looking okay,12 +129101,459,90,"Chief Wiggum: Oh my God, he likes me! (CHOKED UP) Officer up! Officer way, way up!",441000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,"Oh my God, he likes me! Officer up! Officer way, way up!",oh my god he likes me officer up officer way way up,12 +129102,459,91,(Coffee Shop: Ext. coffee shop - MORNING),452000,FALSE,NA,147,NA,Coffee Shop,NA,NA,NA +129103,459,92,"Homer Simpson: Oh man, this is so awesome! I can't believe I'm having breakfast where the cops do.",452000,TRUE,2,147,Homer Simpson,Coffee Shop,"Oh man, this is so awesome! I can't believe I'm having breakfast where the cops do.",oh man this is so awesome i cant believe im having breakfast where the cops do,16 +129104,459,93,"Chief Wiggum: Yeah, and you can feel good about eating here too, because all the cooks are ex-cons getting a second chance.",457000,TRUE,71,147,Chief Wiggum,Coffee Shop,"Yeah, and you can feel good about eating here too, because all the cooks are ex-cons getting a second chance.",yeah and you can feel good about eating here too because all the cooks are ex-cons getting a second chance,20 +129105,459,94,Homer Simpson: (NOTICING) Aw dang! I lost track of time! I'm gonna be late for work.,473000,TRUE,2,147,Homer Simpson,Coffee Shop,Aw dang! I lost track of time! I'm gonna be late for work.,aw dang i lost track of time im gonna be late for work,13 +129106,459,95,Chief Wiggum: No you won't. Follow me.,477000,TRUE,71,147,Chief Wiggum,Coffee Shop,No you won't. Follow me.,no you wont follow me,5 +129107,459,96,Homer Simpson: Wow. So this is what it feels like to be a pregnant lady.,482000,TRUE,2,147,Homer Simpson,Coffee Shop,Wow. So this is what it feels like to be a pregnant lady.,wow so this is what it feels like to be a pregnant lady,13 +129108,459,97,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - playground - day),487000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129109,459,98,"Nelson Muntz: Hey, Simpson! Think you got all the best Battle-Ball cards? Well, stink again, smellwad. Ralph Wiggum's got a platinum lava genie!",487000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, Simpson! Think you got all the best Battle-Ball cards? Well, stink again, smellwad. Ralph Wiggum's got a platinum lava genie!",hey simpson think you got all the best battle-ball cards well stink again smellwad ralph wiggums got a platinum lava genie,21 +129110,459,99,Bart Simpson: How'd a Pull-Up like you get a great card like that?,498000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How'd a Pull-Up like you get a great card like that?,howd a pull-up like you get a great card like that,11 +129111,459,100,Ralph Wiggum: My not-dead Gramma sent it from Tokyo.,501000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,My not-dead Gramma sent it from Tokyo.,my not-dead gramma sent it from tokyo,7 +129112,459,101,"Bart Simpson: Ralph, I will play you for that card.",504000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Ralph, I will play you for that card.",ralph i will play you for that card,8 +129113,459,102,"Ralph Wiggum: (STERNLY) Okay, but if I win, you have to teach me how to play this game.",506000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, but if I win, you have to teach me how to play this game.",okay but if i win you have to teach me how to play this game,15 +129114,459,103,Bart Simpson: Deal.,510000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Deal.,deal,1 +129115,459,104,"Martin Prince: (INTO WALKIE-TALKIE) Sir, I think something's going down. Something big.",512000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"Sir, I think something's going down. Something big.",sir i think somethings going down something big,8 +129116,459,105,Seymour Skinner: Hm. Could that be some sort of narcotics transaction?,516000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Hm. Could that be some sort of narcotics transaction?,hm could that be some sort of narcotics transaction,9 +129117,459,106,"Otto Mann: (PARANOID) Uh, what are you asking me for?",519000,TRUE,52,3,Otto Mann,Springfield Elementary School,"Uh, what are you asking me for?",uh what are you asking me for,7 +129118,459,107,Otto Mann: (WEIRDED-OUT REACTION),519000,FALSE,52,3,Otto Mann,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129119,459,108,Seymour Skinner: I see you're impressed by my costume for the school's annual drug awareness assembly.,524000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I see you're impressed by my costume for the school's annual drug awareness assembly.,i see youre impressed by my costume for the schools annual drug awareness assembly,14 +129120,459,109,Otto Mann: Uh... so am I gettin' a raise or not?,529000,TRUE,52,3,Otto Mann,Springfield Elementary School,Uh... so am I gettin' a raise or not?,uh so am i gettin a raise or not,9 +129121,459,110,Seymour Skinner: No.,532000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,No.,no,1 +129122,459,111,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),534000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +129123,459,112,(Chief Wiggum's Police Car: Int. wiggum's cruiser - continuous),534000,FALSE,NA,923,NA,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,NA,NA,NA +129124,459,113,"Chief Wiggum: Hey Homer, hand me my coffee.",534000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Hey Homer, hand me my coffee.",hey homer hand me my coffee,6 +129125,459,114,Homer Simpson: Want some sugar?,536000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,Want some sugar?,want some sugar,3 +129126,459,115,"Chief Wiggum: No, no, I got it.",538000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"No, no, I got it.",no no i got it,5 +129127,459,116,Homer Simpson: Impressive.,545000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,Impressive.,impressive,1 +129128,459,117,"Homer Simpson: Hey, would it be okay if I uh... ""ran a make"" on myself?",547000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Hey, would it be okay if I uh... ""ran a make"" on myself?",hey would it be okay if i uh ran a make on myself,13 +129129,459,118,Chief Wiggum: (CHUCKLE) G'ahead.,551000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,G'ahead.,gahead,1 +129130,459,119,"Homer Simpson: Drunk and disorderly? That's a little redundant. (SNEAKY) Hey, uh, mind if I do a little ""spring cleaning?""",555000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Drunk and disorderly? That's a little redundant. Hey, uh, mind if I do a little ""spring cleaning?""",drunk and disorderly thats a little redundant hey uh mind if i do a little spring cleaning,17 +129131,459,120,"Chief Wiggum: I'll tell you what -- I'll just look the other way while you press ""control F3""...",562000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"I'll tell you what -- I'll just look the other way while you press ""control F3""...",ill tell you what -- ill just look the other way while you press control f3,16 +129132,459,121,Chief Wiggum: (EXASPERATED NOISE) You just put yourself on Amber Alert!,562000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,You just put yourself on Amber Alert!,you just put yourself on amber alert,7 +129133,459,122,"Chief Wiggum: (WORRIED) Oh my God, oh my God! Um...",572000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Oh my God, oh my God! Um...",oh my god oh my god um,7 +129134,459,123,"Chief Wiggum: Okay, that's better.",576000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Okay, that's better.",okay thats better,3 +129135,459,124,Moe Szyslak: Not a good time to be carrying this cake.,579000,TRUE,17,923,Moe Szyslak,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,Not a good time to be carrying this cake.,not a good time to be carrying this cake,9 +129136,459,125,"Chief Wiggum: Listen Homer, uh... would you like to see my uh, my favorite place in the whole world?",583000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Listen Homer, uh... would you like to see my uh, my favorite place in the whole world?",listen homer uh would you like to see my uh my favorite place in the whole world,17 +129137,459,126,Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) Really? Me?,588000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,Really? Me?,really me,2 +129138,459,127,"Chief Wiggum: Homer, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: cops don't have many friends. Civilians are scared of us, and uh, other cops just remind us of things we want to forget. That's why our friendship is so special to me.",590000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Homer, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret: cops don't have many friends. Civilians are scared of us, and uh, other cops just remind us of things we want to forget. That's why our friendship is so special to me.",homer im gonna let you in on a little secret cops dont have many friends civilians are scared of us and uh other cops just remind us of things we want to forget thats why our friendship is so special to me,42 +129139,459,128,Homer Simpson: Chief... (SNIFFS) me too.,604000,TRUE,2,923,Homer Simpson,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,Chief... me too.,chief me too,3 +129140,459,129,"Snake Jailbird: Um, y'know I've been back here for like, ten hours. Any chance of a bathroom break?",607000,TRUE,518,923,Snake Jailbird,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Um, y'know I've been back here for like, ten hours. Any chance of a bathroom break?",um yknow ive been back here for like ten hours any chance of a bathroom break,16 +129141,459,130,"Chief Wiggum: Thanks a lot, Jailbird. Now I've got you on burglary and killing a moment.",611000,TRUE,71,923,Chief Wiggum,Chief Wiggum's Police Car,"Thanks a lot, Jailbird. Now I've got you on burglary and killing a moment.",thanks a lot jailbird now ive got you on burglary and killing a moment,14 +129142,459,131,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. springfield elementary - SKINNER'S OFFICE - DAY),618000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129143,459,132,"Seymour Skinner: Mrs. Simpson, Bart has always been what we educators term a ""Nogoodnik,"" but lately his behavior has taken a more sinister turn.",618000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Mrs. Simpson, Bart has always been what we educators term a ""Nogoodnik,"" but lately his behavior has taken a more sinister turn.",mrs simpson bart has always been what we educators term a nogoodnik but lately his behavior has taken a more sinister turn,22 +129144,459,133,"Gary Chalmers: Yes, we have reason to believe your son has been dealing drugs.",626000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Yes, we have reason to believe your son has been dealing drugs.",yes we have reason to believe your son has been dealing drugs,12 +129145,459,134,Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP) Dealing drugs? That's impossible. He... he doesn't have the math skills!,630000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Dealing drugs? That's impossible. He... he doesn't have the math skills!,dealing drugs thats impossible he he doesnt have the math skills,11 +129146,459,135,"Gary Chalmers: Marge, I know you've tried everything to keep Bart under control: Ritalin, Lithium, Zoloft... well, they didn't work. He has moved on to drugs.",637000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Marge, I know you've tried everything to keep Bart under control: Ritalin, Lithium, Zoloft... well, they didn't work. He has moved on to drugs.",marge i know youve tried everything to keep bart under control ritalin lithium zoloft well they didnt work he has moved on to drugs,24 +129147,459,136,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR),637000,FALSE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129148,459,137,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - late afternoon - establishing),650000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129149,459,138,"Marge Simpson: Bart? Bart, are you here?",650000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart? Bart, are you here?",bart bart are you here,5 +129150,459,139,Milhouse Van Houten: (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER),650000,FALSE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129151,459,140,Milhouse Van Houten: You really know how to roll 'em Bart.,655000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,You really know how to roll 'em Bart.,you really know how to roll em bart,8 +129152,459,141,"Marge Simpson: (GASP) That's drug talk! But I could be mistaken. Let me just listen to a little more, out of context.",658000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's drug talk! But I could be mistaken. Let me just listen to a little more, out of context.",thats drug talk but i could be mistaken let me just listen to a little more out of context,19 +129153,459,142,Bart Simpson: This product is unbelievable!,666000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,This product is unbelievable!,this product is unbelievable,4 +129154,459,143,"Milhouse Van Houten: It's imported, you know!",667000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"It's imported, you know!",its imported you know,4 +129155,459,144,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),667000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129157,459,146,Chief Wiggum: Ever worry the sun's not going to come back after it goes down at night?,676000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,Ever worry the sun's not going to come back after it goes down at night?,ever worry the suns not going to come back after it goes down at night,15 +129158,459,147,Homer Simpson: No...,680000,TRUE,2,717,Homer Simpson,Mountain,No...,no,1 +129159,459,148,"Chief Wiggum: Uh, me neither. But, but you know who does? Ralphie. Got a lot of worries, that kid: What if the bed wets him? What if Superman decided to kill everybody?",681000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,"Uh, me neither. But, but you know who does? Ralphie. Got a lot of worries, that kid: What if the bed wets him? What if Superman decided to kill everybody?",uh me neither but but you know who does ralphie got a lot of worries that kid what if the bed wets him what if superman decided to kill everybody,30 +129160,459,149,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Hey, Ralph's a good kid. And he should be, he's got a great Dad.",692000,TRUE,2,717,Homer Simpson,Mountain,"Hey, Ralph's a good kid. And he should be, he's got a great Dad.",hey ralphs a good kid and he should be hes got a great dad,14 +129161,459,150,"Chief Wiggum: (TOUCHED NOISE) Homer Simpson, you always know the perfect thing to say.",697000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,"Homer Simpson, you always know the perfect thing to say.",homer simpson you always know the perfect thing to say,10 +129162,459,151,"Lou: (URGENT) Chief, Chief, it's Lou!",701000,TRUE,91,717,Lou,Mountain,"Chief, Chief, it's Lou!",chief chief its lou,4 +129163,459,152,"Chief Wiggum: (PUT UPON) Okay, what is it now?",705000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,"Okay, what is it now?",okay what is it now,5 +129164,459,153,Lou: They're shooting at us! We need backup now!,706000,TRUE,91,717,Lou,Mountain,They're shooting at us! We need backup now!,theyre shooting at us we need backup now,8 +129165,459,154,Chief Wiggum: You need backup or you want backup?,709000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,You need backup or you want backup?,you need backup or you want backup,7 +129166,459,155,Lou: We got a two-eleven in progress!,712000,TRUE,91,717,Lou,Mountain,We got a two-eleven in progress!,we got a two-eleven in progress,6 +129167,459,156,"Chief Wiggum: (STERN) Hey, what have I told you about not using the numbers?!",715000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,"Hey, what have I told you about not using the numbers?!",hey what have i told you about not using the numbers,11 +129168,459,157,"Lou: It's an armed robbery, dammit!",718000,TRUE,91,717,Lou,Mountain,"It's an armed robbery, dammit!",its an armed robbery dammit,5 +129169,459,158,Chief Wiggum: (SIGHS) I guess we should go.,721000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,I guess we should go.,i guess we should go,5 +129170,459,159,(Springfield Town Square: Ext. town square - later),727000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +129171,459,160,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, ooh! Can I cuff him?!",727000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Ooh, ooh! Can I cuff him?!",ooh ooh can i cuff him,6 +129172,459,161,"Chief Wiggum: Sure, why not?",728000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"Sure, why not?",sure why not,3 +129173,459,162,"Lou: Chief, come on, he's not trained!",730000,TRUE,91,493,Lou,Springfield Town Square,"Chief, come on, he's not trained!",chief come on hes not trained,6 +129174,459,163,"Chief Wiggum: Who are you, the rules police?",732000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"Who are you, the rules police?",who are you the rules police,6 +129175,459,164,"Lou: Uh, no -- we are the police police.",734000,TRUE,91,493,Lou,Springfield Town Square,"Uh, no -- we are the police police.",uh no -- we are the police police,8 +129176,459,165,Johnny Tightlips: Nobody moves or the doughboy gets popped.,736000,TRUE,3155,493,Johnny Tightlips,Springfield Town Square,Nobody moves or the doughboy gets popped.,nobody moves or the doughboy gets popped,7 +129177,459,166,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISES),736000,FALSE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +129178,459,167,Chief Wiggum: (HEROIC) Take your hands off my brother from another mother!,740000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,Take your hands off my brother from another mother!,take your hands off my brother from another mother,9 +129179,459,168,Johnny Tightlips: Let's get outta here!,746000,TRUE,3155,493,Johnny Tightlips,Springfield Town Square,Let's get outta here!,lets get outta here,4 +129180,459,169,"Chief Wiggum: Not to worry, Homer. That's what bulletproof vests are for.",747000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"Not to worry, Homer. That's what bulletproof vests are for.",not to worry homer thats what bulletproof vests are for,10 +129181,459,170,Homer Simpson: (RELIEVED SIGH),747000,FALSE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +129182,459,171,Chief Wiggum: Uh-oh.,752000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +129183,459,172,(Springfield General Hospital: Ext. Springfield General hospital - establishing),767000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +129184,459,173,(Hospital Room: Int. hospital room - continuous),767000,FALSE,NA,334,NA,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +129185,459,174,Homer Simpson: Is he gonna be okay?,767000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Is he gonna be okay?,is he gonna be okay,5 +129186,459,175,Dr. Julius Hibbert: It's gonna be touch and go. His left lung was filled with shamrock shake. McDonald's didn't even sell them this year.,768000,TRUE,332,334,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Hospital Room,It's gonna be touch and go. His left lung was filled with shamrock shake. McDonald's didn't even sell them this year.,its gonna be touch and go his left lung was filled with shamrock shake mcdonalds didnt even sell them this year,21 +129187,459,176,Sarah Wiggum: (SOFT SOBS),768000,FALSE,1147,334,Sarah Wiggum,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +129188,459,177,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, Sarah. Clancy was there for me. (VOWS) And I'll be there for him.",778000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,"Don't worry, Sarah. Clancy was there for me. And I'll be there for him.",dont worry sarah clancy was there for me and ill be there for him,14 +129189,459,178,Homer Simpson: Oops.,805000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Oops.,oops,1 +129221,459,210,"Homer Simpson: Ahhh, that is so much better than hospital beer.",965000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Ahhh, that is so much better than hospital beer.",ahhh that is so much better than hospital beer,9 +130225,463,164,THE REAL WALT: You see?,745000,TRUE,5640,5,THE REAL WALT,Simpson Home,You see?,you see,2 +129190,459,179,"Homer Simpson: Don't die on me, Clancy. (SOBS) You said our friendship was special. Well if it was so special, wake up you fat sack of...",812000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,"Don't die on me, Clancy. You said our friendship was special. Well if it was so special, wake up you fat sack of...",dont die on me clancy you said our friendship was special well if it was so special wake up you fat sack of,23 +129191,459,180,Chief Wiggum: (WEAKLY) Homer... what happened to me?,827000,TRUE,71,334,Chief Wiggum,Hospital Room,Homer... what happened to me?,homer what happened to me,5 +129192,459,181,Homer Simpson: You saved my life. And I came here every day to make sure you pulled through.,831000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,You saved my life. And I came here every day to make sure you pulled through.,you saved my life and i came here every day to make sure you pulled through,16 +129193,459,182,"Chief Wiggum: Thanks, Homer. You're a true friend. Unlike that Lou.",836000,TRUE,71,334,Chief Wiggum,Hospital Room,"Thanks, Homer. You're a true friend. Unlike that Lou.",thanks homer youre a true friend unlike that lou,9 +129194,459,183,Chief Wiggum: (SNIPPY) You're too late.,840000,TRUE,71,334,Chief Wiggum,Hospital Room,You're too late.,youre too late,3 +129195,459,184,"Lou: Chief, I've been sleepin' on that couch for a week.",842000,TRUE,91,334,Lou,Hospital Room,"Chief, I've been sleepin' on that couch for a week.",chief ive been sleepin on that couch for a week,10 +129196,459,185,Chief Wiggum: You missed the wakeup. That's all that counts.,844000,TRUE,71,334,Chief Wiggum,Hospital Room,You missed the wakeup. That's all that counts.,you missed the wakeup thats all that counts,8 +129197,459,186,"Homer Simpson: Clancy, I haven't seen my family in days. Would you mind if I went home now?",849000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,"Clancy, I haven't seen my family in days. Would you mind if I went home now?",clancy i havent seen my family in days would you mind if i went home now,16 +129198,459,187,Chief Wiggum: Now? But I just woke up.,853000,TRUE,71,334,Chief Wiggum,Hospital Room,Now? But I just woke up.,now but i just woke up,6 +129199,459,188,"Homer Simpson: (NOT HAPPY) Well, if you really want me to stay...",856000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,"Well, if you really want me to stay...",well if you really want me to stay,8 +129200,459,189,"Chief Wiggum: No, no. You do what you have to do. Live your life. Which I saved.",859000,TRUE,71,334,Chief Wiggum,Hospital Room,"No, no. You do what you have to do. Live your life. Which I saved.",no no you do what you have to do live your life which i saved,15 +129201,459,190,Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE ANNOYED) Fine! I'll stay a little more.,863000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Fine! I'll stay a little more.,fine ill stay a little more,6 +129202,459,191,Chief Wiggum: Great! Great! And can you read me a story... that you write yourself?,865000,TRUE,71,334,Chief Wiggum,Hospital Room,Great! Great! And can you read me a story... that you write yourself?,great great and can you read me a story that you write yourself,13 +129203,459,192,"Chief Wiggum: It should be about an imaginary meeting between Babe Ruth and Hitler. But make no mention of baseball or Germany. And, begin.",869000,TRUE,71,334,Chief Wiggum,Hospital Room,"It should be about an imaginary meeting between Babe Ruth and Hitler. But make no mention of baseball or Germany. And, begin.",it should be about an imaginary meeting between babe ruth and hitler but make no mention of baseball or germany and begin,22 +129204,459,193,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BART'S ROOM - DAY),911000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129205,459,194,Bart Simpson: Awesome. You finally made my room cool!,911000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Awesome. You finally made my room cool!,awesome you finally made my room cool,7 +129206,459,195,"Marge Simpson: Bart Simpson, are you a drug-o?",915000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart Simpson, are you a drug-o?",bart simpson are you a drug-o,6 +129207,459,196,Bart Simpson: What? No! Not until you raise my allowance.,918000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What? No! Not until you raise my allowance.,what no not until you raise my allowance,8 +129208,459,197,"Marge Simpson: Well, can you explain what you were doing in the basement with Milhouse?",922000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, can you explain what you were doing in the basement with Milhouse?",well can you explain what you were doing in the basement with milhouse,13 +129209,459,198,Bart Simpson: Getting higher and higher...,926000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Getting higher and higher...,getting higher and higher,4 +129210,459,199,Marge Simpson: (GASPS),926000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129211,459,200,Bart Simpson: ...Scores on Battle Ball!,929000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,...Scores on Battle Ball!,scores on battle ball,4 +129212,459,201,Marge Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),929000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129213,459,202,"Marge Simpson: Hey, that's pretty nifty. Let me try.",935000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, that's pretty nifty. Let me try.",hey thats pretty nifty let me try,7 +129214,459,203,"Marge Simpson: Oh my gosh, that's adorable! This one's going on the Christmas tree.",941000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh my gosh, that's adorable! This one's going on the Christmas tree.",oh my gosh thats adorable this ones going on the christmas tree,12 +129215,459,204,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE) It's no fun if my Mom likes them!,946000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's no fun if my Mom likes them!,its no fun if my mom likes them,8 +129216,459,205,"Bart Simpson: Come on, toilet! If you can handle Dad, you can handle this!",950000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Come on, toilet! If you can handle Dad, you can handle this!",come on toilet if you can handle dad you can handle this,12 +129217,459,206,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S TAVERN - DAY - a couple weeks later),954000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129218,459,207,"Lenny Leonard: Homer, where you been the last few weeks?",954000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, where you been the last few weeks?",homer where you been the last few weeks,8 +129219,459,208,Homer Simpson: (BITTERLY) Playing nursemaid to Chief Wiggum.,957000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Playing nursemaid to Chief Wiggum.,playing nursemaid to chief wiggum,5 +129220,459,209,Carl Carlson: People who get shot in the chest are such big babies. (SIPS BEER),959000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,People who get shot in the chest are such big babies.,people who get shot in the chest are such big babies,11 +129222,459,211,"Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well. So this is the ""Saint Elmo's Fire"" reunion that Andrew McCarthy himself was going to attend.",969000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"Well, well, well. So this is the ""Saint Elmo's Fire"" reunion that Andrew McCarthy himself was going to attend.",well well well so this is the saint elmos fire reunion that andrew mccarthy himself was going to attend,19 +129223,459,212,"Homer Simpson: Okay, maybe I lied. But you've been so needy... ""I'm hungry,"" ""I'm itchy,"" ""that's not my blood type...""",977000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Okay, maybe I lied. But you've been so needy... ""I'm hungry,"" ""I'm itchy,"" ""that's not my blood type...""",okay maybe i lied but youve been so needy im hungry im itchy thats not my blood type,18 +129224,459,213,"Chief Wiggum: Yeah, yeah, yeah... whoa... what have we here?",980000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, yeah, yeah... whoa... what have we here?",yeah yeah yeah whoa what have we here,8 +129225,459,214,"Chief Wiggum: (READING) ""World's worst friend.""",989000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,World's worst friend.,worlds worst friend,3 +129226,459,215,"Homer Simpson: Hey man, you planted that!",989000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey man, you planted that!",hey man you planted that,5 +129227,459,216,"Chief Wiggum: It's your word against the Chief of Police. Take him away, boys.",992000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"It's your word against the Chief of Police. Take him away, boys.",its your word against the chief of police take him away boys,12 +129228,459,217,"Lou: Chief, being a bad friend isn't against the law.",997000,TRUE,91,15,Lou,Moe's Tavern,"Chief, being a bad friend isn't against the law.",chief being a bad friend isnt against the law,9 +129229,459,218,"Chief Wiggum: Well if it was, he'd be gettin' the chair! You, you all would!",999000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"Well if it was, he'd be gettin' the chair! You, you all would!",well if it was hed be gettin the chair you you all would,13 +129230,459,219,Chief Wiggum: Bad friend! Bad friend! Bad friend! (SOBS),1003000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,Bad friend! Bad friend! Bad friend!,bad friend bad friend bad friend,6 +129231,459,220,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),1016000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129232,459,221,Silkie: Who gave me up?,1016000,TRUE,5600,5,Silkie,Simpson Home,Who gave me up?,who gave me up,4 +129233,459,222,"Cop #1: Guess what, Silkie. It was your own mother.",1018000,TRUE,3720,5,Cop #1,Simpson Home,"Guess what, Silkie. It was your own mother.",guess what silkie it was your own mother,8 +129234,459,223,Cop #2: How does that feel?,1020000,TRUE,3721,5,Cop #2,Simpson Home,How does that feel?,how does that feel,4 +129235,459,224,Silkie: You're both jive. You hear me? You're both jive!,1022000,TRUE,5600,5,Silkie,Simpson Home,You're both jive. You hear me? You're both jive!,youre both jive you hear me youre both jive,9 +129236,459,225,Cop #2: (LAUGH),1022000,FALSE,3721,5,Cop #2,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129237,459,226,"Homer Simpson: Oh, everything reminds me of Clancy.",1032000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, everything reminds me of Clancy.",oh everything reminds me of clancy,6 +129238,459,227,"Edward G. Robinson: You mugs'll never take me alive, see.",1035000,TRUE,5601,5,Edward G. Robinson,Simpson Home,"You mugs'll never take me alive, see.",you mugsll never take me alive see,7 +129239,459,228,Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN) Everything.,1042000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Everything.,everything,1 +129240,459,229,Marge Simpson: Homer? You have visitors.,1044000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer? You have visitors.,homer you have visitors,4 +129241,459,230,"Lou: Homer, we haven't seen the Chief in days. And uh, we're starting to worry.",1046000,TRUE,91,5,Lou,Simpson Home,"Homer, we haven't seen the Chief in days. And uh, we're starting to worry.",homer we havent seen the chief in days and uh were starting to worry,14 +129242,459,231,Eddie: Any idea where he might be?,1049000,TRUE,90,5,Eddie,Simpson Home,Any idea where he might be?,any idea where he might be,6 +129243,459,232,Homer Simpson: I have an idea. But I must go alone. (LOUD WHISPER TO MARGE) My car is filled with printer paper I stole from work.,1051000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I have an idea. But I must go alone. My car is filled with printer paper I stole from work.,i have an idea but i must go alone my car is filled with printer paper i stole from work,20 +129244,459,233,(Mountain: EXT. MOUNTAIN - early EVENING),1061000,FALSE,NA,717,NA,Mountain,NA,NA,NA +129245,459,234,"Homer Simpson: Hey, Chief. I uh, brought a thirty-two piece chicken bucket.",1061000,TRUE,2,717,Homer Simpson,Mountain,"Hey, Chief. I uh, brought a thirty-two piece chicken bucket.",hey chief i uh brought a thirty-two piece chicken bucket,10 +129246,459,235,Chief Wiggum: (BITTERLY) Ha! Just like you to forget that I might want some.,1067000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,Ha! Just like you to forget that I might want some.,ha just like you to forget that i might want some,11 +129247,459,236,"Fat Tony: C'mon, c'mon, stitch those alligators!",1071000,TRUE,568,717,Fat Tony,Mountain,"C'mon, c'mon, stitch those alligators!",cmon cmon stitch those alligators,5 +129248,459,237,Fat Tony: We gotta get those knockoff Lacod shirts to the mall in time for the crazy days of summer sale!,1074000,TRUE,568,717,Fat Tony,Mountain,We gotta get those knockoff Lacod shirts to the mall in time for the crazy days of summer sale!,we gotta get those knockoff lacod shirts to the mall in time for the crazy days of summer sale,19 +129249,459,238,Chief Wiggum: Freeze!,1079000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,Freeze!,freeze,1 +129250,459,239,"Johnny Tightlips: Careful, boys -- looks like his weapon's loaded... with twelve original herbs and spices.",1082000,TRUE,3155,717,Johnny Tightlips,Mountain,"Careful, boys -- looks like his weapon's loaded... with twelve original herbs and spices.",careful boys -- looks like his weapons loaded with twelve original herbs and spices,14 +129251,459,240,Mobsters: (LAUGH),1082000,FALSE,3153,717,Mobsters,Mountain,NA,NA,NA +129252,459,241,"Chief Wiggum: You're jive, do you hear me? You're all jive!",1090000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,"You're jive, do you hear me? You're all jive!",youre jive do you hear me youre all jive,9 +129253,459,242,(Louie's Car: INT. LOUIE'S CAR - TRUNK - CONTINUOUS),1092000,FALSE,NA,3729,NA,Louie's Car,NA,NA,NA +129285,460,3,"""Shia LaBeouf"": (BAD ACTING) I don't understand, Master.",127000,TRUE,5604,5,Shia LaBeouf,Simpson Home,"I don't understand, Master.",i dont understand master,4 +129254,459,243,"Chief Wiggum: I'm sorry, Homer. If I hadn't been so needy, we wouldn't be in this trunk.",1092000,TRUE,71,3729,Chief Wiggum,Louie's Car,"I'm sorry, Homer. If I hadn't been so needy, we wouldn't be in this trunk.",im sorry homer if i hadnt been so needy we wouldnt be in this trunk,15 +129255,459,244,"Homer Simpson: Well, I was kind of ungrateful. You did save my life.",1107000,TRUE,2,3729,Homer Simpson,Louie's Car,"Well, I was kind of ungrateful. You did save my life.",well i was kind of ungrateful you did save my life,11 +129256,459,245,"Chief Wiggum: Well, at least we got to be friends again -- y'know, before we got whacked.",1111000,TRUE,71,3729,Chief Wiggum,Louie's Car,"Well, at least we got to be friends again -- y'know, before we got whacked.",well at least we got to be friends again -- yknow before we got whacked,15 +129257,459,246,"Homer Simpson: We're not gonna get whacked. Because you're Chief Clancy Wiggum, and you're gonna figure a way out of this.",1115000,TRUE,2,3729,Homer Simpson,Louie's Car,"We're not gonna get whacked. Because you're Chief Clancy Wiggum, and you're gonna figure a way out of this.",were not gonna get whacked because youre chief clancy wiggum and youre gonna figure a way out of this,19 +129258,459,247,Chief Wiggum: You have that much faith in me?,1122000,TRUE,71,3729,Chief Wiggum,Louie's Car,You have that much faith in me?,you have that much faith in me,7 +129259,459,248,"Homer Simpson: No, faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real.",1124000,TRUE,2,3729,Homer Simpson,Louie's Car,"No, faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real.",no faith is what you have in things that dont exist your awesomeness is real,15 +129260,459,249,Chief Wiggum: (TONGUE-STRETCHING NOISES),1124000,FALSE,71,3729,Chief Wiggum,Louie's Car,NA,NA,NA +129261,459,250,(Limo: int. limo - front/back seats - continuous),1144000,FALSE,NA,315,NA,Limo,NA,NA,NA +129262,459,251,"Fat Tony: Louie, how about some ominous music? It will make our drive to the body dumpery most cinematic.",1144000,TRUE,568,315,Fat Tony,Limo,"Louie, how about some ominous music? It will make our drive to the body dumpery most cinematic.",louie how about some ominous music it will make our drive to the body dumpery most cinematic,17 +129263,459,252,"Louie: You got it, boss.",1152000,TRUE,570,315,Louie,Limo,"You got it, boss.",you got it boss,4 +129264,459,253,"Fat Tony: This sounds like your ""Folk Divas"" mix!",1159000,TRUE,568,315,Fat Tony,Limo,"This sounds like your ""Folk Divas"" mix!",this sounds like your folk divas mix,7 +129265,459,254,(Highway: ext. highway - rural area - continuous),1164000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +129266,459,255,Louie: I'm gonna slap some sense into that CD changer!,1164000,TRUE,570,238,Louie,Highway,I'm gonna slap some sense into that CD changer!,im gonna slap some sense into that cd changer,9 +129267,459,256,Chief Wiggum: Eat Fix-A-Flat!,1168000,TRUE,71,238,Chief Wiggum,Highway,Eat Fix-A-Flat!,eat fix-a-flat,2 +129268,459,257,"Chief Wiggum: Oh, so that was a tire iron poking me in the back. Oh, that clears up a lot.",1175000,TRUE,71,238,Chief Wiggum,Highway,"Oh, so that was a tire iron poking me in the back. Oh, that clears up a lot.",oh so that was a tire iron poking me in the back oh that clears up a lot,18 +129269,459,258,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),1184000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129270,459,259,(Mountain: Ext. mountain - a little later),1184000,FALSE,NA,717,NA,Mountain,NA,NA,NA +129271,459,260,"Lou: Attention all units -- Chief Wiggum and Homer have moved into a new phase in their friendship. The flame will burn less brightly perhaps, but this time, may last much longer.",1184000,TRUE,91,717,Lou,Mountain,"Attention all units -- Chief Wiggum and Homer have moved into a new phase in their friendship. The flame will burn less brightly perhaps, but this time, may last much longer.",attention all units -- chief wiggum and homer have moved into a new phase in their friendship the flame will burn less brightly perhaps but this time may last much longer,31 +129272,459,261,"Chief Wiggum: Well said, Lou. Oh Homer, you want to take out the police copter and hassle people with the spotlight?",1195000,TRUE,71,717,Chief Wiggum,Mountain,"Well said, Lou. Oh Homer, you want to take out the police copter and hassle people with the spotlight?",well said lou oh homer you want to take out the police copter and hassle people with the spotlight,19 +129273,459,262,Homer Simpson: I know just the guy.,1201000,TRUE,2,717,Homer Simpson,Mountain,I know just the guy.,i know just the guy,5 +129274,459,263,(Flanders Master Bedroom: Int. Flanders' bedroom - night),1205000,FALSE,NA,1026,NA,Flanders Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +129275,459,264,Homer Simpson: (ON BULLHORN) Flanders! Wake up! Take off your clothes and prepare to be raptured.,1205000,TRUE,2,1026,Homer Simpson,Flanders Master Bedroom,Flanders! Wake up! Take off your clothes and prepare to be raptured.,flanders wake up take off your clothes and prepare to be raptured,12 +129276,459,265,Ned Flanders: (HAPPILY) Okily dokily.,1211000,TRUE,11,1026,Ned Flanders,Flanders Master Bedroom,Okily dokily.,okily dokily,2 +129277,459,266,(Flanders Home: Ext. flanders' house - continuous),1213000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +129278,459,267,"Homer Simpson: (ON BULLHORN) Now, shave off your moustache and drink the hairs in a cup of cocoa.",1213000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Now, shave off your moustache and drink the hairs in a cup of cocoa.",now shave off your moustache and drink the hairs in a cup of cocoa,14 +129279,459,268,Ned Flanders: Hot cocoa?,1218000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Hot cocoa?,hot cocoa,2 +129280,459,269,"Homer Simpson: (ON BULLHORN) No, ice cold.",1219000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"No, ice cold.",no ice cold,3 +129281,459,270,Chief Wiggum: (HEARTY CHUCKLE),1219000,FALSE,71,188,Chief Wiggum,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +129282,460,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - day - establishing),13000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129283,460,1,"Ominous Announcer: In a conflict as old as pencil and paper...two mighty armies square off in a battle between cross and circle... (BOOMING) Tic-tac-toe, X-v.-O!",13000,TRUE,5602,5,Ominous Announcer,Simpson Home,"In a conflict as old as pencil and paper...two mighty armies square off in a battle between cross and circle... Tic-tac-toe, X-v.-O!",in a conflict as old as pencil and papertwo mighty armies square off in a battle between cross and circle tic-tac-toe x-v-o,22 +129284,460,2,"Wise Old Alien: (BRITISH) Remember my son, the one who controls the center controls the board.",123000,TRUE,5603,5,Wise Old Alien,Simpson Home,"Remember my son, the one who controls the center controls the board.",remember my son the one who controls the center controls the board,12 +129286,460,4,Wise Old Alien: I begin to fear you are too stupid.,130000,TRUE,5603,5,Wise Old Alien,Simpson Home,I begin to fear you are too stupid.,i begin to fear you are too stupid,8 +129287,460,5,Sexy Girl: I love you Romeo!,132000,TRUE,5605,5,Sexy Girl,Simpson Home,I love you Romeo!,i love you romeo,4 +129288,460,6,"""Shia LaBeouf"": I love you Julie-x!",134000,TRUE,5604,5,Shia LaBeouf,Simpson Home,I love you Julie-x!,i love you julie-x,4 +129289,460,7,Sexy Girl: (ANGUISHED) Tic-tac-noooo!,137000,TRUE,5605,5,Sexy Girl,Simpson Home,Tic-tac-noooo!,tic-tac-noooo,1 +129290,460,8,"Ominous Announcer: On July 4th, it's your move. From the producers of ""Duck, Duck Goose,"" ""Got Your Nose,"" and ""One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich.""",142000,TRUE,5602,5,Ominous Announcer,Simpson Home,"On July 4th, it's your move. From the producers of ""Duck, Duck Goose,"" ""Got Your Nose,"" and ""One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich.""",on july 4th its your move from the producers of duck duck goose got your nose and one day in the life of ivan denisovich,25 +129291,460,9,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE) / What's going on?,154000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,/ What's going on?,whats going on,3 +129292,460,10,Homer Simpson: Look at this electric bill! I'm not made of money! I'm made of man-meat and a skeleton!,154000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Look at this electric bill! I'm not made of money! I'm made of man-meat and a skeleton!,look at this electric bill im not made of money im made of man-meat and a skeleton,17 +129293,460,11,"Homer Simpson: It's time to unplug these vampire appliances that plunge their prongs into our creamy white outlets to quench their unholy thirst for electrons. Lamp, computer, Jacob's Ladder...",161000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's time to unplug these vampire appliances that plunge their prongs into our creamy white outlets to quench their unholy thirst for electrons. Lamp, computer, Jacob's Ladder...",its time to unplug these vampire appliances that plunge their prongs into our creamy white outlets to quench their unholy thirst for electrons lamp computer jacobs ladder,27 +129294,460,12,Homer Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE) How long has this been running?,176000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How long has this been running?,how long has this been running,6 +129295,460,13,"Lisa Simpson: (""I DUNNO"" NOISES)",176000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129296,460,14,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, while I agree reducing consumption is great, it's hard to make permanent changes in your lifestyle.",178000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, while I agree reducing consumption is great, it's hard to make permanent changes in your lifestyle.",dad while i agree reducing consumption is great its hard to make permanent changes in your lifestyle,17 +129297,460,15,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Are you calling me fat?,184000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you calling me fat?,are you calling me fat,5 +129298,460,16,"Lisa Simpson: No... I am suggesting you consider cheaper, alternate sources of energy.",186000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"No... I am suggesting you consider cheaper, alternate sources of energy.",no i am suggesting you consider cheaper alternate sources of energy,11 +129299,460,17,"Homer Simpson: Hmm... (READING) Alternative Energy Expo. (GETTING EXCITED) Where there's expos, there's free Frisbees! Let's roll. But we'd better make sure robbers don't know we're out.",192000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hmm... Alternative Energy Expo. Where there's expos, there's free Frisbees! Let's roll. But we'd better make sure robbers don't know we're out.",hmm alternative energy expo where theres expos theres free frisbees lets roll but wed better make sure robbers dont know were out,22 +129300,460,18,"Marge Simpson: Come on, let's go! What are you waiting for? Come on.",202000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Come on, let's go! What are you waiting for? Come on.",come on lets go what are you waiting for come on,11 +129301,460,19,Snake Jailbird: Do they think I'm like an idiot? I'm going to enjoy pooping on their carpet.,210000,TRUE,518,5,Snake Jailbird,Simpson Home,Do they think I'm like an idiot? I'm going to enjoy pooping on their carpet.,do they think im like an idiot im going to enjoy pooping on their carpet,15 +129302,460,20,(Springfield Civic Center: Ext. Springfield civic center - A LITTLE LATER),228000,FALSE,NA,636,NA,Springfield Civic Center,NA,NA,NA +129303,460,21,(ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR: int. alternative energy fair - later),228000,FALSE,NA,3730,NA,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,NA,NA,NA +129304,460,22,Man: You son-of-a-bitch!,228000,TRUE,311,3730,Man,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,You son-of-a-bitch!,you son-of-a-bitch,2 +129305,460,23,Ralph Wiggum: (HAPPY RUNNING NOISES),228000,FALSE,119,3730,Ralph Wiggum,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,NA,NA,NA +129306,460,24,"Homer Simpson: Now, on to the next funny booth.",228000,TRUE,2,3730,Homer Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,"Now, on to the next funny booth.",now on to the next funny booth,7 +129307,460,25,Sun: Solar power is a bright idea!,238000,TRUE,5606,3730,Sun,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,Solar power is a bright idea!,solar power is a bright idea,6 +129308,460,26,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, so is getting a real job.",241000,TRUE,2,3730,Homer Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,"Yeah, so is getting a real job.",yeah so is getting a real job,7 +129309,460,27,Lisa Simpson: Dad! I found what you're looking for!,243000,TRUE,9,3730,Lisa Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,Dad! I found what you're looking for!,dad i found what youre looking for,7 +129310,460,28,Homer Simpson: A churro you can eat in the shower?,245000,TRUE,2,3730,Homer Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,A churro you can eat in the shower?,a churro you can eat in the shower,8 +129311,460,29,"Danish Sales Rep: Goddag, friendlys! Behold to you -- wind! The energy that powers Denmark.",251000,TRUE,5607,3730,Danish Sales Rep,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,"Goddag, friendlys! Behold to you -- wind! The energy that powers Denmark.",goddag friendlys behold to you -- wind the energy that powers denmark,12 +129312,460,30,"Homer Simpson: Well, I'm not usually one to take the word of a Dane... plus, how can I afford it?",257000,TRUE,2,3730,Homer Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,"Well, I'm not usually one to take the word of a Dane... plus, how can I afford it?",well im not usually one to take the word of a dane plus how can i afford it,18 +129313,460,31,"Danish Sales Rep: Well, there are tax credits, government rebates... it will pay for itself in twelve to eighteen...",262000,TRUE,5607,3730,Danish Sales Rep,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,"Well, there are tax credits, government rebates... it will pay for itself in twelve to eighteen...",well there are tax credits government rebates it will pay for itself in twelve to eighteen,16 +129314,460,32,Homer Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Months?,268000,TRUE,2,3730,Homer Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,Months?,months,1 +129315,460,33,Danish Sales Rep: Lifetimes.,268000,TRUE,5607,3730,Danish Sales Rep,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,Lifetimes.,lifetimes,1 +129316,460,34,"Homer Simpson: Hmm, tie it to my car and you've got a deal.",270000,TRUE,2,3730,Homer Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,"Hmm, tie it to my car and you've got a deal.",hmm tie it to my car and youve got a deal,11 +129317,460,35,"Danish Sales Rep: (ECSTATIC) Lars, get the twine! (PUMPS HOMER'S HAND) You will not regret this!",273000,TRUE,5607,3730,Danish Sales Rep,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,"Lars, get the twine! You will not regret this!",lars get the twine you will not regret this,9 +129318,460,36,Homer Simpson: I'm starting to regret it already.,277000,TRUE,2,3730,Homer Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,I'm starting to regret it already.,im starting to regret it already,6 +129319,460,37,Danish Sales Rep: (STERN) Too late. Lars got the twine.,279000,TRUE,5607,3730,Danish Sales Rep,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,Too late. Lars got the twine.,too late lars got the twine,6 +129320,460,38,Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN),279000,FALSE,2,3730,Homer Simpson,ALTERNATIVE ENERGY FAIR,NA,NA,NA +129321,460,39,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BACK YARD - LATER),283000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129322,460,40,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, you are leading the way in clean energy.",283000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, you are leading the way in clean energy.",dad you are leading the way in clean energy,9 +129323,460,41,"Homer Simpson: Yup, I Al-Gored it pretty good. (BITTER) Where's my Grammy for audio book narration?",286000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yup, I Al-Gored it pretty good. Where's my Grammy for audio book narration?",yup i al-gored it pretty good wheres my grammy for audio book narration,13 +129324,460,42,Marge Simpson: It's making our meter run backwards!,296000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's making our meter run backwards!,its making our meter run backwards,6 +129325,460,43,Homer Simpson: Oh my goodness! It means we're traveling back in time! I can warn President Lincoln to dump his wife before she goes crazy!,298000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my goodness! It means we're traveling back in time! I can warn President Lincoln to dump his wife before she goes crazy!,oh my goodness it means were traveling back in time i can warn president lincoln to dump his wife before she goes crazy,23 +129326,460,44,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, all it means is we're providing power to the electric company.",304000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, all it means is we're providing power to the electric company.",dad all it means is were providing power to the electric company,12 +129327,460,45,"Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Oh, that's just great. I discover electricity and they want to take it from me!",308000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, that's just great. I discover electricity and they want to take it from me!",oh thats just great i discover electricity and they want to take it from me,15 +129328,460,46,"Homer Simpson: Hello, local utility? You greedy bastards have gouged Homer Simpson for the last time.",314000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, local utility? You greedy bastards have gouged Homer Simpson for the last time.",hello local utility you greedy bastards have gouged homer simpson for the last time,14 +129329,460,47,"Lenny Leonard: We will cancel your account, sir.",319000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,"We will cancel your account, sir.",we will cancel your account sir,6 +129330,460,48,Homer Simpson: The Simpsons are off the grid! And so far it's going great!,321000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The Simpsons are off the grid! And so far it's going great!,the simpsons are off the grid and so far its going great,12 +129331,460,49,"Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) Gentlemen, tonight's game is brought to us by something special. The kite's best friend, the flag's partner in patriotism, you've seen cherubs blow it from map corners -- the wind!",330000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Gentlemen, tonight's game is brought to us by something special. The kite's best friend, the flag's partner in patriotism, you've seen cherubs blow it from map corners -- the wind!",gentlemen tonights game is brought to us by something special the kites best friend the flags partner in patriotism youve seen cherubs blow it from map corners -- the wind,30 +129332,460,50,Carl Carlson: All right! / Blow me some sports!,342000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,All right! / Blow me some sports!,all right blow me some sports,6 +129333,460,51,"Gulliver Dark: ...PERILOUS FIGHT, O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE--",344000,TRUE,187,5,Gulliver Dark,Simpson Home,"...PERILOUS FIGHT, O'ER THE RAMPARTS WE--",perilous fight oer the ramparts we--,6 +129334,460,52,"Lenny Leonard: ""O'er the ramparts we"" what?!",351000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,"""O'er the ramparts we"" what?!",oer the ramparts we what,5 +129335,460,53,"Homer Simpson: (REASSURING) Don't worry, I'll go see what's wrong!",353000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, I'll go see what's wrong!",dont worry ill go see whats wrong,7 +129336,460,54,Homer Simpson: What the? Who turned off the wind?,356000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the? Who turned off the wind?,what the who turned off the wind,7 +129337,460,55,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, if we're really off the grid, then we won't get power when the air is still.",358000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, if we're really off the grid, then we won't get power when the air is still.",dad if were really off the grid then we wont get power when the air is still,17 +129338,460,56,"Homer Simpson: Oh. Well I'm not crawling back to big electricity! From now on, the Simpsons are living (DRAMATIC) intermittently.",363000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh. Well I'm not crawling back to big electricity! From now on, the Simpsons are living intermittently.",oh well im not crawling back to big electricity from now on the simpsons are living intermittently,17 +129339,460,57,Kids: (SCREAM),363000,FALSE,39,5,Kids,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129340,460,58,Kids: (NERVOUS LAUGHS),363000,FALSE,39,5,Kids,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129341,460,59,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED NOISE) My smoothie is a lumpy!,419000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,My smoothie is a lumpy!,my smoothie is a lumpy,5 +129342,460,60,"Homer Simpson: The wind may have stopped working, but my brain nev...er does. Check it out, gang.",421000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"The wind may have stopped working, but my brain nev...er does. Check it out, gang.",the wind may have stopped working but my brain never does check it out gang,15 +129343,460,61,"Lisa Simpson: But Dad, it defeats the purpose if you're powering our windmill with the electricity from Flanders.",432000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"But Dad, it defeats the purpose if you're powering our windmill with the electricity from Flanders.",but dad it defeats the purpose if youre powering our windmill with the electricity from flanders,16 +129344,460,62,"Ned Flanders: Homer, this meeting of your ""fan club"" is adjourned!",437000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Homer, this meeting of your ""fan club"" is adjourned!",homer this meeting of your fan club is adjourned,9 +129345,460,63,Homer Simpson: But we haven't read the minutes of last week's meeting!,441000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But we haven't read the minutes of last week's meeting!,but we havent read the minutes of last weeks meeting,10 +129346,460,64,Homer Simpson: You used to be nicer!,446000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You used to be nicer!,you used to be nicer,5 +129347,460,65,"Bart Simpson: (SAD MOAN, THEN SHOUTING INSIDE) When is my turn over?",455000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,When is my turn over?,when is my turn over,5 +129348,460,66,"Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE) Bart, please! I'm trying to hear Dr. House's third incorrect diagnosis before his final correct diagnosis!",457000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, please! I'm trying to hear Dr. House's third incorrect diagnosis before his final correct diagnosis!",bart please im trying to hear dr houses third incorrect diagnosis before his final correct diagnosis,16 +129349,460,67,"Bart Simpson: Dear Lord, you've got the wind I need, I've got the prayers you crave. Let's make a deal.",466000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dear Lord, you've got the wind I need, I've got the prayers you crave. Let's make a deal.",dear lord youve got the wind i need ive got the prayers you crave lets make a deal,18 +129350,460,68,Kent Brockman: Kent's Weather Worriers are reporting gusts up to seventy-five... (ELECTRICAL SHORTING NOISE),477000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,Kent's Weather Worriers are reporting gusts up to seventy-five...,kents weather worriers are reporting gusts up to seventy-five,9 +129351,460,69,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Now we're cookin' with wind!,482000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now we're cookin' with wind!,now were cookin with wind,5 +129352,460,70,"Marge Simpson: Homie, maybe this is too much electricity.",484000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, maybe this is too much electricity.",homie maybe this is too much electricity,7 +129353,460,71,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Nothing is ever right for you.,487000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Nothing is ever right for you.,nothing is ever right for you,6 +129354,460,72,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh, why can't our house ever be that bright?",489000,TRUE,1975,5,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Home,"Oh, why can't our house ever be that bright?",oh why cant our house ever be that bright,9 +129355,460,73,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Nothing is ever right for you.,493000,TRUE,208,5,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Home,Nothing is ever right for you.,nothing is ever right for you,6 +129356,460,74,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - night),499000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129357,460,75,(LARD LAD: Ext. lard lad - night),499000,FALSE,NA,2325,NA,LARD LAD,NA,NA,NA +129358,460,76,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - tire fire - night),499000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129359,460,77,Springfield Man: Finally.,499000,TRUE,5608,216,Springfield Man,Springfield,Finally.,finally,1 +129360,460,78,"Springfield Man: Well, the lesson here is...",502000,TRUE,5608,216,Springfield Man,Springfield,"Well, the lesson here is...",well the lesson here is,5 +129361,460,79,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing - the next morning),507000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129362,460,80,Lisa Simpson: We're gonna go check out the wind damage!,507000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,We're gonna go check out the wind damage!,were gonna go check out the wind damage,8 +129363,460,81,"Homer Simpson: Be careful! If you see a downed power line, do whatever it is people are supposed to do in that situation.",510000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Be careful! If you see a downed power line, do whatever it is people are supposed to do in that situation.",be careful if you see a downed power line do whatever it is people are supposed to do in that situation,21 +129364,460,82,(Springfield: ext. SPRINGFIELD - day),520000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129365,460,83,Store Owner: Make it stop! Make it stop!,520000,TRUE,1806,216,Store Owner,Springfield,Make it stop! Make it stop!,make it stop make it stop,6 +129366,460,84,(SPRINGFIELD BEACH: EXT. SPRINGFIELD BEACH - LATER),526000,FALSE,NA,1900,NA,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129367,460,85,Bart Simpson: Look at the cool stuff that washed up!,526000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Look at the cool stuff that washed up!,look at the cool stuff that washed up,8 +129368,460,86,Bart Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) Scuba goggles!,528000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Scuba goggles!,scuba goggles,2 +129369,460,87,Bart Simpson: (DELIGHTED NOISE) Medical waste!,530000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Medical waste!,medical waste,2 +129370,460,88,Bart Simpson: Huh? / Whoa.,533000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Huh? / Whoa.,huh whoa,2 +129371,460,89,Lisa Simpson: Oh my God...,538000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Oh my God...,oh my god,3 +129372,460,90,Lisa Simpson: (GASP) A beached whale.,541000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,A beached whale.,a beached whale,3 +129373,460,91,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, can you believe that something so mighty has been rendered so powerless?",550000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Bart, can you believe that something so mighty has been rendered so powerless?",bart can you believe that something so mighty has been rendered so powerless,13 +129374,460,92,Bart Simpson: I'm gonna have my next birthday party on this thing.,556000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,I'm gonna have my next birthday party on this thing.,im gonna have my next birthday party on this thing,10 +129375,460,93,"Bart Simpson: (HUMS TO ""THE MAN IN THE FLYING TRAPEZE,"" THEN CUTS IT OFF WITH FALLING NOISE)",556000,FALSE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129376,460,94,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba.,561000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Ay carumba.,ay carumba,2 +130226,463,165,Lisa Simpson: (GASP),745000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129377,460,95,"Lisa Simpson: She's such a beautiful shade of blue... (TO WHALE) I'm going to call you Bluella the Whale.""",570000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"She's such a beautiful shade of blue... I'm going to call you Bluella the Whale.""",shes such a beautiful shade of blue im going to call you bluella the whale,15 +129378,460,96,Lisa Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),570000,FALSE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129379,460,97,Bart Simpson: Check it out! World's biggest armpit fart!,576000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Check it out! World's biggest armpit fart!,check it out worlds biggest armpit fart,7 +129380,460,98,Bart Simpson: (DOPPLER) You just made a powerful enemy!,581000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,You just made a powerful enemy!,you just made a powerful enemy,6 +129381,460,99,(Beach: Ext. beach - moments later),586000,FALSE,NA,348,NA,Beach,NA,NA,NA +129382,460,100,"Lisa Simpson: C'mon, everybody! A whale needs help!",586000,TRUE,9,348,Lisa Simpson,Beach,"C'mon, everybody! A whale needs help!",cmon everybody a whale needs help,6 +129383,460,101,DOLPH: Why should we?,589000,TRUE,146,348,DOLPH,Beach,Why should we?,why should we,3 +129384,460,102,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yeah, where was that whale when my Mom moved out?",590000,TRUE,145,348,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Beach,"Yeah, where was that whale when my Mom moved out?",yeah where was that whale when my mom moved out,10 +129385,460,103,Lisa Simpson: Whales are mammals like us! They're sensitive and deeply intelligent!,592000,TRUE,9,348,Lisa Simpson,Beach,Whales are mammals like us! They're sensitive and deeply intelligent!,whales are mammals like us theyre sensitive and deeply intelligent,10 +129386,460,104,Jimbo Jones: (LAUGHS) Nerd!,598000,TRUE,144,348,Jimbo Jones,Beach,Nerd!,nerd,1 +129387,460,105,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) I'm gonna get real help. Just try to keep her wet.,601000,TRUE,9,348,Lisa Simpson,Beach,I'm gonna get real help. Just try to keep her wet.,im gonna get real help just try to keep her wet,11 +129388,460,106,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey, Milhouse! Wanna learn more about whaling?",607000,TRUE,145,348,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Beach,"Hey, Milhouse! Wanna learn more about whaling?",hey milhouse wanna learn more about whaling,7 +129389,460,107,Milhouse Van Houten: Sure!,611000,TRUE,25,348,Milhouse Van Houten,Beach,Sure!,sure,1 +129390,460,108,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey, Milhouse! Want me to ""knock it off?""",614000,TRUE,145,348,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Beach,"Hey, Milhouse! Want me to ""knock it off?""",hey milhouse want me to knock it off,8 +129391,460,109,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm afraid to answer that.,615000,TRUE,25,348,Milhouse Van Houten,Beach,I'm afraid to answer that.,im afraid to answer that,5 +129392,460,110,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Never tell a bully you're afraid!,620000,TRUE,145,348,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Beach,Never tell a bully you're afraid!,never tell a bully youre afraid,6 +129393,460,111,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - that day),626000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129394,460,112,Marge Simpson: (SAD MURMUR) Our wedding china's ruined.,626000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Our wedding china's ruined.,our wedding chinas ruined,4 +129395,460,113,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) We'll have to eat Thanksgiving dinner off regular plates like animals!,628000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We'll have to eat Thanksgiving dinner off regular plates like animals!,well have to eat thanksgiving dinner off regular plates like animals,11 +129396,460,114,"Lisa Simpson: (OUT OF BREATH) Hey, Mom... Dad... there's a whale on the beach... You've gotta help me get her back in the ocean!",633000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Mom... Dad... there's a whale on the beach... You've gotta help me get her back in the ocean!",hey mom dad theres a whale on the beach youve gotta help me get her back in the ocean,19 +129397,460,115,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) All right -- let me get my tool belt.,640000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,All right -- let me get my tool belt.,all right -- let me get my tool belt,9 +129398,460,116,"Homer Simpson: (STRAINED NOISES) Man, who are these belts made for, French supermodels? (STRAINED NOISES)",646000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Man, who are these belts made for, French supermodels?",man who are these belts made for french supermodels,9 +129399,460,117,Homer Simpson: (RELIEVED SIGH),646000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129400,460,118,"Lisa Simpson: Hurry, Dad, hurry!",653000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hurry, Dad, hurry!",hurry dad hurry,3 +129401,460,119,"Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) Homie, can I talk to you for a second?",656000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, can I talk to you for a second?",homie can i talk to you for a second,9 +129402,460,120,"Homer Simpson: Sure. Lisa, bring the car around.",658000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sure. Lisa, bring the car around.",sure lisa bring the car around,6 +129403,460,121,Lisa Simpson: But I don't know how to drive.,660000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,But I don't know how to drive.,but i dont know how to drive,7 +129404,460,122,Homer Simpson: Haven't you learned anything from watching Bart drive?,662000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Haven't you learned anything from watching Bart drive?,havent you learned anything from watching bart drive,8 +129405,460,123,Lisa Simpson: A little.,664000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,A little.,a little,2 +129406,460,124,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I happened to read about beached whales in Springfield Geographic. It usually does not end well.",665000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I happened to read about beached whales in Springfield Geographic. It usually does not end well.",homie i happened to read about beached whales in springfield geographic it usually does not end well,17 +129407,460,125,Marge Simpson: We can't let Lisa get her hopes up.,675000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We can't let Lisa get her hopes up.,we cant let lisa get her hopes up,8 +129408,460,126,"Homer Simpson: Marge, how hard can it be? We're just rolling it into the ocean from the beach. It's not like it's stuck in the bottom of a well or in a Mexican prison.",675000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, how hard can it be? We're just rolling it into the ocean from the beach. It's not like it's stuck in the bottom of a well or in a Mexican prison.",marge how hard can it be were just rolling it into the ocean from the beach its not like its stuck in the bottom of a well or in a mexican prison,32 +129595,461,79,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, it's dinner time!",358000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, it's dinner time!",ooh its dinner time,4 +129409,460,127,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) But that would make a great movie.,687000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But that would make a great movie.,but that would make a great movie,7 +129410,460,128,Marge Simpson: Lisa is very sensitive. If something she loves dies in front of her--,692000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa is very sensitive. If something she loves dies in front of her--,lisa is very sensitive if something she loves dies in front of her--,13 +129411,460,129,"Homer Simpson: That whale's not gonna die! We're busting him out of prison, no matter what you say, Escobar! God, this thing writes itself.",697000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That whale's not gonna die! We're busting him out of prison, no matter what you say, Escobar! God, this thing writes itself.",that whales not gonna die were busting him out of prison no matter what you say escobar god this thing writes itself,22 +129412,460,130,Homer Simpson: (CALLING TO LISA) Coming!,706000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Coming!,coming,1 +129413,460,131,(SPRINGFIELD BEACH: ext. springfield beach - day),710000,FALSE,NA,1900,NA,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129414,460,132,"Homer Simpson: Okay, we'll need the town's strongest men to roll the whale back in the water.",710000,TRUE,2,1900,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Okay, we'll need the town's strongest men to roll the whale back in the water.",okay well need the towns strongest men to roll the whale back in the water,15 +129415,460,133,Homer Simpson: Hm. We need a better idea. We'll have to find the town's smartest men.,720000,TRUE,2,1900,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Hm. We need a better idea. We'll have to find the town's smartest men.,hm we need a better idea well have to find the towns smartest men,14 +129416,460,134,Lisa Simpson: It's hard to believe anyone in that contest can be considered smart.,734000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,It's hard to believe anyone in that contest can be considered smart.,its hard to believe anyone in that contest can be considered smart,12 +129417,460,135,"Homer Simpson: (ON BULLHORN) One, two, three, tug!",740000,TRUE,2,1900,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"One, two, three, tug!",one two three tug,4 +129418,460,136,Homer Simpson: (WHISTLES INTO BULLHORN),740000,FALSE,2,1900,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129419,460,137,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, sweetheart -- it's almost dinnertime. Why don't you come home?",752000,TRUE,1,1900,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Lisa, sweetheart -- it's almost dinnertime. Why don't you come home?",lisa sweetheart -- its almost dinnertime why dont you come home,11 +129420,460,138,Lisa Simpson: I'll catch up with you guys in a little bit.,758000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,I'll catch up with you guys in a little bit.,ill catch up with you guys in a little bit,10 +129421,460,139,"Lisa Simpson: You know, when I'm sad, I read something beautiful and true: poetry.",762000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"You know, when I'm sad, I read something beautiful and true: poetry.",you know when im sad i read something beautiful and true poetry,12 +129422,460,140,Whale: (SAD REAL WHALE SOUNDS),762000,FALSE,2132,1900,Whale,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129423,460,141,"Lisa Simpson: (SELLING) No, no, you'll like it. It's about the ocean.",768000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"No, no, you'll like it. It's about the ocean.",no no youll like it its about the ocean,9 +129424,460,142,"Lisa Simpson: ""The world below the brine / Forests at the bottom of the sea / the Branches and leaves... (YAWNS) / Sea-lettuce, vast lichens...",772000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"""The world below the brine / Forests at the bottom of the sea / the Branches and leaves... / Sea-lettuce, vast lichens...",the world below the brine forests at the bottom of the sea the branches and leaves sea-lettuce vast lichens,19 +129425,460,143,"Bart Simpson: Wake up, Lis!",776000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Wake up, Lis!",wake up lis,3 +129426,460,144,Bart Simpson: They're doing it!,785000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,They're doing it!,theyre doing it,3 +129427,460,145,National Guardsman #1: Dorsal straps secured!,788000,TRUE,5609,1900,National Guardsman #1,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Dorsal straps secured!,dorsal straps secured,3 +129428,460,146,National Guardsman #2: Tail clamps in position!,790000,TRUE,5610,1900,National Guardsman #2,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Tail clamps in position!,tail clamps in position,4 +129429,460,147,National Guardsman #3: Congratulatory T-shirts silkscreened and distributed!,791000,TRUE,5611,1900,National Guardsman #3,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Congratulatory T-shirts silkscreened and distributed!,congratulatory t-shirts silkscreened and distributed,5 +129430,460,148,Lisa Simpson: (AWED SOUND),791000,FALSE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129431,460,149,Pilot: Operation Desert Ocean is a go! Let's get this lady fish into the blue zone!,795000,TRUE,526,1900,Pilot,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Operation Desert Ocean is a go! Let's get this lady fish into the blue zone!,operation desert ocean is a go lets get this lady fish into the blue zone,15 +129432,460,150,"Homer Simpson: (TO LISA, PROUDLY) It was my idea to put the whale in the water.",800000,TRUE,2,1900,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,It was my idea to put the whale in the water.,it was my idea to put the whale in the water,11 +129433,460,151,"Lisa Simpson: (ECSTATIC) Girl, you're going home! You're going home!",804000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Girl, you're going home! You're going home!",girl youre going home youre going home,7 +129434,460,152,"Lisa Simpson: Goodbye, Bluella! Send me a post card from Tierra Del Fuego!",814000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Goodbye, Bluella! Send me a post card from Tierra Del Fuego!",goodbye bluella send me a post card from tierra del fuego,11 +129435,460,153,Lisa Simpson: Bye! Goodbye!,819000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Bye! Goodbye!,bye goodbye,2 +129436,460,154,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),819000,FALSE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129437,460,155,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Bluella?,832000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Bluella?,bluella,1 +129438,460,156,Lisa Simpson: (REALIZING GASP) Oh no.,836000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Oh no.,oh no,2 +129439,460,157,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),836000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129440,460,158,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, honey. Right now she's lying on God's beach.",836000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, honey. Right now she's lying on God's beach.",dont worry honey right now shes lying on gods beach,10 +129441,460,159,Lisa Simpson: She doesn't like lying on the beach! She likes being in the ocean!,854000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,She doesn't like lying on the beach! She likes being in the ocean!,she doesnt like lying on the beach she likes being in the ocean,13 +129442,460,160,"Homer Simpson: Oh Lisa, I'm sorry. I tried my best. I know it's really hard when you discover your dad isn't perfect.",858000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Lisa, I'm sorry. I tried my best. I know it's really hard when you discover your dad isn't perfect.",oh lisa im sorry i tried my best i know its really hard when you discover your dad isnt perfect,20 +129443,460,161,Bart Simpson: (PASSING BY) Not perfect?! You can say that again.,865000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Not perfect?! You can say that again.,not perfect you can say that again,7 +129444,460,162,"Homer Simpson: (GROWING ANGER) I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron! (GENTLY) Lisa, where were we?",868000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm trying to be a sensitive father, you unwanted moron! Lisa, where were we?",im trying to be a sensitive father you unwanted moron lisa where were we,14 +129445,460,163,Lisa Simpson: Maybe I should just be alone a little bit.,874000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe I should just be alone a little bit.,maybe i should just be alone a little bit,9 +129446,460,164,Homer Simpson: Of course.,877000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Of course.,of course,2 +129447,460,165,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) It kills me to see her like that. (GRIM) And if there's one thing I can't stand it's being killed.,880000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It kills me to see her like that. And if there's one thing I can't stand it's being killed.,it kills me to see her like that and if theres one thing i cant stand its being killed,19 +129448,460,166,(SPRINGFIELD BEACH: EXT. SPRINGFIELD BEACH - day),892000,FALSE,NA,1900,NA,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129449,460,167,"Bart Simpson: (GIDDY) Milhouse, this'll be the biggest dead animal we ever poked with a stick!",892000,TRUE,8,1900,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Milhouse, this'll be the biggest dead animal we ever poked with a stick!",milhouse thisll be the biggest dead animal we ever poked with a stick,13 +129450,460,168,Milhouse Van Houten: If that flattened squirrel we poked last week could only see us now.,895000,TRUE,25,1900,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,If that flattened squirrel we poked last week could only see us now.,if that flattened squirrel we poked last week could only see us now,13 +129451,460,169,"Chief Wiggum: All right, back up, everybody. Oh, but not too much. You are definitely gonna want to see this!",906000,TRUE,71,1900,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"All right, back up, everybody. Oh, but not too much. You are definitely gonna want to see this!",all right back up everybody oh but not too much you are definitely gonna want to see this,18 +129452,460,170,"Chief Wiggum: (IMPRESSED) So clean, how part of it just disappears like that.",915000,TRUE,71,1900,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"So clean, how part of it just disappears like that.",so clean how part of it just disappears like that,10 +129453,460,171,Chief Wiggum: (DISGUSTED PAINED NOISE),915000,FALSE,71,1900,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129454,460,172,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Citizens, today we honor Bluella the whale, along with the victims of the Great Whale Explosion.",931000,TRUE,240,1900,Mayor Joe Quimby,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Citizens, today we honor Bluella the whale, along with the victims of the Great Whale Explosion.",citizens today we honor bluella the whale along with the victims of the great whale explosion,16 +129455,460,173,Mayor Joe Quimby: Could you please stop dynamiting?!,939000,TRUE,240,1900,Mayor Joe Quimby,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Could you please stop dynamiting?!,could you please stop dynamiting,5 +129456,460,174,Chief Wiggum: Sorry. I sat on the plunger.,942000,TRUE,71,1900,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Sorry. I sat on the plunger.,sorry i sat on the plunger,6 +129457,460,175,"Mayor Joe Quimby: But Bluella will live on among us as we make use of every part of her body, from blowhole to fluke.",944000,TRUE,240,1900,Mayor Joe Quimby,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"But Bluella will live on among us as we make use of every part of her body, from blowhole to fluke.",but bluella will live on among us as we make use of every part of her body from blowhole to fluke,21 +129458,460,176,"Comic Book Guy: Behold, I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek One!",960000,TRUE,801,1900,Comic Book Guy,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Behold, I am Captain Kirk from Star Trek One!",behold i am captain kirk from star trek one,9 +129459,460,177,Comic Book Guy: Two.,964000,TRUE,801,1900,Comic Book Guy,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Two.,two,1 +129460,460,178,Comic Book Guy: Five.,965000,TRUE,801,1900,Comic Book Guy,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Five.,five,1 +129461,460,179,Comic Book Guy: Generations.,965000,TRUE,801,1900,Comic Book Guy,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Generations.,generations,1 +129462,460,180,Comic Book Guy: Boston Legal!,967000,TRUE,801,1900,Comic Book Guy,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Boston Legal!,boston legal,2 +129463,460,181,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - CONTINUOUS),970000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129464,460,182,"Homer Simpson: Now, Lisa, I know you miss your whale. So I got you a pet that will never die. An invisible dog.",970000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, Lisa, I know you miss your whale. So I got you a pet that will never die. An invisible dog.",now lisa i know you miss your whale so i got you a pet that will never die an invisible dog,21 +129465,460,183,"Homer Simpson: Aw, look. He's doing his business.",977000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, look. He's doing his business.",aw look hes doing his business,6 +129466,460,184,"Homer Simpson: Hey! Not on the rug! You bad dog! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop biting my leg! (MIMES THE DOG BITING HIS LEG) Ow! Alright, that's it! You're going outside!",979000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey! Not on the rug! You bad dog! Ow! Ow! Ow! Stop biting my leg! Ow! Alright, that's it! You're going outside!",hey not on the rug you bad dog ow ow ow stop biting my leg ow alright thats it youre going outside,22 +129467,460,185,Homer Simpson: Bad dog! Stop!,990000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Bad dog! Stop!,bad dog stop,3 +129468,460,186,(Springfield Street: EXT. SPRINGFIELD STREET - CONTINUOUS),994000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +129469,460,187,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED) Bluella?,994000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,Bluella?,bluella,1 +129500,460,218,Homer Simpson: (UPSET) Why couldn't I be eaten by a giraffe? That would be fun!,1157000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,Why couldn't I be eaten by a giraffe? That would be fun!,why couldnt i be eaten by a giraffe that would be fun,12 +129470,460,188,"Moe Szyslak: Oh hey there, Liser. Just oiling the old door here. Finally silenced that mournful wail.",996000,TRUE,17,270,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Street,"Oh hey there, Liser. Just oiling the old door here. Finally silenced that mournful wail.",oh hey there liser just oiling the old door here finally silenced that mournful wail,15 +129471,460,189,Martin Prince: (WHALE-LIKE MOAN),996000,FALSE,38,270,Martin Prince,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +129472,460,190,(SPRINGFIELD BEACH: EXT. SPRINGFIELD BEACH - MOMENTS LATER),1027000,FALSE,NA,1900,NA,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129473,460,191,Lisa Simpson: No. I'm not gonna be disappointed again.,1027000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,No. I'm not gonna be disappointed again.,no im not gonna be disappointed again,7 +129474,460,192,Lisa Simpson: Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!,1032000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew! Ew!,ew ew ew ew ew,5 +129475,460,193,Lisa Simpson: (AMAZED GASP),1032000,FALSE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,NA,NA,NA +129476,460,194,"Lisa Simpson: (GASP) They must be Bluella's children! Hello, whale calves! Your mother lives on through you!",1041000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"They must be Bluella's children! Hello, whale calves! Your mother lives on through you!",they must be bluellas children hello whale calves your mother lives on through you,14 +129477,460,195,Lisa Simpson: Huh?,1047000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Huh?,huh,1 +129478,460,196,"Lisa Simpson: Run! I mean, swim! I mean (MAKES URGENT WHALE NOISES).",1052000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Run! I mean, swim! I mean .",run i mean swim i mean,6 +129479,460,197,"Lisa Simpson: (SADLY) Those baby whales are doomed, just like their mom. (SIGHS) I guess it's just nature's way.",1063000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,"Those baby whales are doomed, just like their mom. I guess it's just nature's way.",those baby whales are doomed just like their mom i guess its just natures way,15 +129480,460,198,Homer Simpson: Nature is a toothless dying hag! We are gonna save those whale babies!,1071000,TRUE,2,1900,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Nature is a toothless dying hag! We are gonna save those whale babies!,nature is a toothless dying hag we are gonna save those whale babies,13 +129481,460,199,Lisa Simpson: Dad? Where did you get that boat?,1076000,TRUE,9,1900,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,Dad? Where did you get that boat?,dad where did you get that boat,7 +129482,460,200,Homer Simpson: I'm taking it on a test drive from the boat store! Get in!,1079000,TRUE,2,1900,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BEACH,I'm taking it on a test drive from the boat store! Get in!,im taking it on a test drive from the boat store get in,13 +129483,460,201,(OPEN WATER: ext. open water - a little later),1085000,FALSE,NA,3731,NA,OPEN WATER,NA,NA,NA +129484,460,202,Homer Simpson: Shark week just got cancelled.,1085000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,Shark week just got cancelled.,shark week just got cancelled,5 +129485,460,203,Male Activist: Drop the 'poon!,1088000,TRUE,3164,3731,Male Activist,OPEN WATER,Drop the 'poon!,drop the poon,3 +129486,460,204,Homer Simpson: Oh come on! Leave me alone! I'm trying to save your precious whales!,1091000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,Oh come on! Leave me alone! I'm trying to save your precious whales!,oh come on leave me alone im trying to save your precious whales,13 +129487,460,205,Male Activist: We're not here to protect the whales -- we're here to protect the sharks!,1095000,TRUE,3164,3731,Male Activist,OPEN WATER,We're not here to protect the whales -- we're here to protect the sharks!,were not here to protect the whales -- were here to protect the sharks,14 +129488,460,206,Female Activist: Did you know that over forty million sharks are slaughtered every year to make shark-fin soup?,1098000,TRUE,5612,3731,Female Activist,OPEN WATER,Did you know that over forty million sharks are slaughtered every year to make shark-fin soup?,did you know that over forty million sharks are slaughtered every year to make shark-fin soup,16 +129489,460,207,Homer Simpson: (FLUMMOXED) You like sharks?,1103000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,You like sharks?,you like sharks,3 +129490,460,208,Male Activist: Being a true eco-activist means supporting every animal's struggle for life.,1105000,TRUE,3164,3731,Male Activist,OPEN WATER,Being a true eco-activist means supporting every animal's struggle for life.,being a true eco-activist means supporting every animals struggle for life,11 +129491,460,209,Female Activist: Except for cockroaches... yuck!,1110000,TRUE,5612,3731,Female Activist,OPEN WATER,Except for cockroaches... yuck!,except for cockroaches yuck,4 +129492,460,210,"Male Activist: Linda, please.",1111000,TRUE,3164,3731,Male Activist,OPEN WATER,"Linda, please.",linda please,2 +129493,460,211,"Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS, THEN SNEERING) Typical eco-jerks -- using words to talk!",1113000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,Typical eco-jerks -- using words to talk!,typical eco-jerks -- using words to talk,7 +129494,460,212,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, no!",1122000,TRUE,9,3731,Lisa Simpson,OPEN WATER,"Dad, no!",dad no,2 +129495,460,213,"Lisa Simpson: They're right. If the only way to save the whales is to kill another innocent creature, I can't let you do it.",1122000,TRUE,9,3731,Lisa Simpson,OPEN WATER,"They're right. If the only way to save the whales is to kill another innocent creature, I can't let you do it.",theyre right if the only way to save the whales is to kill another innocent creature i cant let you do it,22 +129496,460,214,"Homer Simpson: Sharks, innocent? Please. Every year they kill a couple of people who do a series of stupid things. The shark's reptilian brain understands only one thing: the crime of murder...",1129000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,"Sharks, innocent? Please. Every year they kill a couple of people who do a series of stupid things. The shark's reptilian brain understands only one thing: the crime of murder...",sharks innocent please every year they kill a couple of people who do a series of stupid things the sharks reptilian brain understands only one thing the crime of murder,30 +129497,460,215,Homer Simpson: (SURPRISED SHRIEK),1129000,FALSE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,NA,NA,NA +129498,460,216,Lisa Simpson: Dad! The sharks must think you're a baby whale!,1149000,TRUE,9,3731,Lisa Simpson,OPEN WATER,Dad! The sharks must think you're a baby whale!,dad the sharks must think youre a baby whale,9 +129499,460,217,"Homer Simpson: (FLATTERED) Ooh, a baby whale. My diet is working.",1153000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,"Ooh, a baby whale. My diet is working.",ooh a baby whale my diet is working,8 +129594,461,78,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - continuous),358000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129501,460,219,Male Activist: Gently bonk the sharks on the nose with this!,1161000,TRUE,3164,3731,Male Activist,OPEN WATER,Gently bonk the sharks on the nose with this!,gently bonk the sharks on the nose with this,9 +129502,460,220,Female Activist: It'll either make them go away or eat you quicker.,1163000,TRUE,5612,3731,Female Activist,OPEN WATER,It'll either make them go away or eat you quicker.,itll either make them go away or eat you quicker,10 +129503,460,221,Homer Simpson: (PAINED NOISE),1163000,FALSE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,NA,NA,NA +129504,460,222,"Homer Simpson: (WOOZY) Ooh, maybe the blood will scare the sharks off!",1168000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,"Ooh, maybe the blood will scare the sharks off!",ooh maybe the blood will scare the sharks off,9 +129505,460,223,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS),1168000,FALSE,9,3731,Lisa Simpson,OPEN WATER,NA,NA,NA +129506,460,224,Lisa Simpson: It's the baby whales' dad!,1180000,TRUE,9,3731,Lisa Simpson,OPEN WATER,It's the baby whales' dad!,its the baby whales dad,5 +129507,460,225,"Homer Simpson: Thanks, buddy!",1183000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,"Thanks, buddy!",thanks buddy,2 +129508,460,226,HUGE BLUE WHALE: (FRIENDLY BELLOW),1183000,FALSE,5613,3731,HUGE BLUE WHALE,OPEN WATER,NA,NA,NA +129509,460,227,"Lisa Simpson: Thanks for not letting me give up, Dad.",1188000,TRUE,9,3731,Lisa Simpson,OPEN WATER,"Thanks for not letting me give up, Dad.",thanks for not letting me give up dad,8 +129510,460,228,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Hey, I'd do anything for a sweet intelligent mammal, by which I mean you.",1190000,TRUE,2,3731,Homer Simpson,OPEN WATER,"Hey, I'd do anything for a sweet intelligent mammal, by which I mean you.",hey id do anything for a sweet intelligent mammal by which i mean you,14 +129511,460,229,Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE),1190000,FALSE,9,3731,Lisa Simpson,OPEN WATER,NA,NA,NA +129512,460,230,(Cliff: ext. cliff - sunset),1202000,FALSE,NA,2687,NA,Cliff,NA,NA,NA +129513,460,231,Lisa Simpson: Do you think they'll be okay?,1202000,TRUE,9,2687,Lisa Simpson,Cliff,Do you think they'll be okay?,do you think theyll be okay,6 +129514,460,232,"Homer Simpson: Absolutely. He's young, he's got two cute kids... he'll be moving in with a sexy lady octopus in no time. They'll have to sell their old place... too many memories. But if I'm not mistaken, there's a little whale-a-puss on the way. (CHUCKLES)",1204000,TRUE,2,2687,Homer Simpson,Cliff,"Absolutely. He's young, he's got two cute kids... he'll be moving in with a sexy lady octopus in no time. They'll have to sell their old place... too many memories. But if I'm not mistaken, there's a little whale-a-puss on the way.",absolutely hes young hes got two cute kids hell be moving in with a sexy lady octopus in no time theyll have to sell their old place too many memories but if im not mistaken theres a little whale-a-puss on the way,42 +129515,460,233,Marge Simpson: Tonight let's all draw pictures of what your father just said.,1218000,TRUE,1,2687,Marge Simpson,Cliff,Tonight let's all draw pictures of what your father just said.,tonight lets all draw pictures of what your father just said,11 +129516,461,0,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - establishing - afternoon),3000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129517,461,1,Duffman: Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Duffman is here to refill your beers!,3000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Duffman is here to refill your beers!,oh yeah oh yeah duffman is here to refill your beers,11 +129518,461,2,Barney Gumble: Okay.,91000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,Okay.,okay,1 +129519,461,3,Barney Gumble: Thank you!,91000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,Thank you!,thank you,2 +129520,461,4,"Duffman: Now, for the only thing better than Duff...",92000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,"Now, for the only thing better than Duff...",now for the only thing better than duff,8 +129521,461,5,Barflies: (CONFUSED NOISE) Better than Duff? What's he talking about?,95000,TRUE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,Better than Duff? What's he talking about?,better than duff whats he talking about,7 +129522,461,6,Duffman: ...Free Duff stuff!,97000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,...Free Duff stuff!,free duff stuff,3 +129523,461,7,"Carl Carlson: Oh, yeah.",98000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, yeah.",oh yeah,2 +129524,461,8,"Duffman: Now, who wants...beer cozies! A shirt that says ""Yo!"" Sassy seat cushions! (HOLDS UP SEAT CUSHION READING ""PARK YOUR DUFF"") And Flash drives for your P.C. so you can take your data and (HAMMY) back it up!!!",99000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,"Now, who wants...beer cozies! A shirt that says ""Yo!"" Sassy seat cushions! And Flash drives for your P.C. so you can take your data and back it up!!!",now who wantsbeer cozies a shirt that says yo sassy seat cushions and flash drives for your pc so you can take your data and back it up,28 +129525,461,9,Homer Simpson: I want some of that!,113000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I want some of that!,i want some of that,5 +129526,461,10,"Duffman: And now, Duffman has a dinner date with his estranged daughter! Must not bring up why she dropped out of college! (""OH YEAH"") It's too sad!",115000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,"And now, Duffman has a dinner date with his estranged daughter! Must not bring up why she dropped out of college! It's too sad!",and now duffman has a dinner date with his estranged daughter must not bring up why she dropped out of college its too sad,24 +129527,461,11,(Simpson Home: eXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - ESTABLISHING - MORNING),126000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129528,461,12,Homer Simpson: (COY) Guess what company had a giveaway at Moe's last night?,126000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Guess what company had a giveaway at Moe's last night?,guess what company had a giveaway at moes last night,10 +129529,461,13,Bart Simpson: No. I won't.,131000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No. I won't.,no i wont,3 +129530,461,14,Homer Simpson: (COY) Keep guessing...,132000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Keep guessing...,keep guessing,2 +129531,461,15,"Homer Simpson: (MOUTH IMPEDED BY TEETH GRILLE) What's it say, boy?",135000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What's it say, boy?",whats it say boy,4 +129532,461,16,"Bart Simpson: ""Responsibly.""",137000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Responsibly.,responsibly,1 +129533,461,17,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),137000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129534,461,18,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day - establishing),141000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129535,461,19,"Lunchlady Dora: Kid, you've been staring at these gelatin desserts for fifteen minutes. Pick one!",141000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,"Kid, you've been staring at these gelatin desserts for fifteen minutes. Pick one!",kid youve been staring at these gelatin desserts for fifteen minutes pick one,13 +129536,461,20,Milhouse Van Houten: It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pineapple?,146000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,It's so hard to decide. Is the yellow one lemon or pineapple?,its so hard to decide is the yellow one lemon or pineapple,12 +129537,461,21,Lunchlady Dora: It's your pet canary! Now scram!,151000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,It's your pet canary! Now scram!,its your pet canary now scram,6 +129538,461,22,Lisa Simpson: Hey!,156000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Hey!,hey,1 +129539,461,23,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw! You're a spaz!,156000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Haw haw! You're a spaz!,haw haw youre a spaz,5 +129540,461,24,"Lisa Simpson: (RISING) That's not true! First of all, Milhouse fell because you tripped him. Secondly, ""spaz"" is short for ""spastic diplegic,"" someone who suffers from a serious medical condition. Thirdly, your ""haw haw,"" through overuse, has lost its power.",159000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"That's not true! First of all, Milhouse fell because you tripped him. Secondly, ""spaz"" is short for ""spastic diplegic,"" someone who suffers from a serious medical condition. Thirdly, your ""haw haw,"" through overuse, has lost its power.",thats not true first of all milhouse fell because you tripped him secondly spaz is short for spastic diplegic someone who suffers from a serious medical condition thirdly your haw haw through overuse has lost its power,37 +129541,461,25,Nelson Muntz: (GENUINE) Wow. I bow before your logic.,174000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Wow. I bow before your logic.,wow i bow before your logic,6 +129542,461,26,Ms. Dubinsky: Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice how logically you argue.,182000,TRUE,5614,3,Ms. Dubinsky,Springfield Elementary School,Excuse me. I couldn't help but notice how logically you argue.,excuse me i couldnt help but notice how logically you argue,11 +129543,461,27,"Lisa Simpson: (FLATTERED NOISE) Well, I am one: flattered and two: intrigued. (EXTENDS HAND) Lisa Simpson.",188000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I am one: flattered and two: intrigued. Lisa Simpson.",well i am one flattered and two intrigued lisa simpson,10 +129544,461,28,Ms. Dubinsky: Ms. Dubinsky. I'd like to invite you to join our debate team.,192000,TRUE,5614,3,Ms. Dubinsky,Springfield Elementary School,Ms. Dubinsky. I'd like to invite you to join our debate team.,ms dubinsky id like to invite you to join our debate team,12 +129545,461,29,Lisa Simpson: I didn't know we had a debate team.,196000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I didn't know we had a debate team.,i didnt know we had a debate team,8 +129546,461,30,"Ms. Dubinsky: Well it's the one extra-curricular activity that can't be cut, because it requires no equipment.",198000,TRUE,5614,3,Ms. Dubinsky,Springfield Elementary School,"Well it's the one extra-curricular activity that can't be cut, because it requires no equipment.",well its the one extra-curricular activity that cant be cut because it requires no equipment,15 +129547,461,31,"Seymour Skinner: We're low on funding, so Ralph Wiggum will be standing in as your lectern.",203000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"We're low on funding, so Ralph Wiggum will be standing in as your lectern.",were low on funding so ralph wiggum will be standing in as your lectern,14 +129548,461,32,Ralph Wiggum: I'm a furniture!,208000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,I'm a furniture!,im a furniture,3 +129549,461,33,Lisa Simpson: ...and that is why hybrid car buyers should be given rebates paid for by taxes on hamburgers.,213000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,...and that is why hybrid car buyers should be given rebates paid for by taxes on hamburgers.,and that is why hybrid car buyers should be given rebates paid for by taxes on hamburgers,17 +129550,461,34,"Judge Snyder: Thank you, Lisa.",221000,TRUE,214,3,Judge Snyder,Springfield Elementary School,"Thank you, Lisa.",thank you lisa,3 +129551,461,35,Seymour Skinner: Excuse me. The podiums are needed in the art room as easels.,221000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Excuse me. The podiums are needed in the art room as easels.,excuse me the podiums are needed in the art room as easels,12 +129552,461,36,Wendell Borton: Yay!,225000,TRUE,53,3,Wendell Borton,Springfield Elementary School,Yay!,yay,1 +129553,461,37,"Judge Snyder: (TO BROWN-HAIRED GIRL) Megan, cross-examination.",228000,TRUE,214,3,Judge Snyder,Springfield Elementary School,"Megan, cross-examination.",megan cross-examination,2 +129554,461,38,"Megan: (TO LISA) What if someone's driving an old, but functioning, car? Wouldn't the carbon required to create a new hybrid exceed the savings in gas?",230000,TRUE,5615,3,Megan,Springfield Elementary School,"What if someone's driving an old, but functioning, car? Wouldn't the carbon required to create a new hybrid exceed the savings in gas?",what if someones driving an old but functioning car wouldnt the carbon required to create a new hybrid exceed the savings in gas,23 +129555,461,39,"Lisa Simpson: Initially yes, but--",237000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Initially yes, but--",initially yes but--,3 +129556,461,40,Megan: And isn't most electricity in the United States ultimately derived from the burning of coal?,238000,TRUE,5615,3,Megan,Springfield Elementary School,And isn't most electricity in the United States ultimately derived from the burning of coal?,and isnt most electricity in the united states ultimately derived from the burning of coal,15 +129557,461,41,"Lisa Simpson: Currently. However, solar and wind are...",243000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Currently. However, solar and wind are...",currently however solar and wind are,6 +129558,461,42,"Megan: The sun and the breeze: the two things you know a lot about. Right, Blondie?",245000,TRUE,5615,3,Megan,Springfield Elementary School,"The sun and the breeze: the two things you know a lot about. Right, Blondie?",the sun and the breeze the two things you know a lot about right blondie,15 +129559,461,43,Lisa Simpson: (TAKEN ABACK) Blondie?,249000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Blondie?,blondie,1 +129560,461,44,"Megan: (VALLEY GIRL) Like, totally.",250000,TRUE,5615,3,Megan,Springfield Elementary School,"Like, totally.",like totally,2 +129561,461,45,Megan: (DITSY) Why don't we get a bitchin' new perm with daddy's credit card?,252000,TRUE,5615,3,Megan,Springfield Elementary School,Why don't we get a bitchin' new perm with daddy's credit card?,why dont we get a bitchin new perm with daddys credit card,12 +129562,461,46,Students: (DERISIVE LAUGHTER),252000,FALSE,20,3,Students,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129563,461,47,"Lisa Simpson: First of all, my father no longer has any functioning credit cards. Secondly, how dare you refer--",256000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"First of all, my father no longer has any functioning credit cards. Secondly, how dare you refer--",first of all my father no longer has any functioning credit cards secondly how dare you refer--,17 +129564,461,48,"Megan: Ooo, you can count to two. Do you need some ice on your head?",260000,TRUE,5615,3,Megan,Springfield Elementary School,"Ooo, you can count to two. Do you need some ice on your head?",ooo you can count to two do you need some ice on your head,14 +129565,461,49,Students: (QUICK LAUGHTER),260000,FALSE,20,3,Students,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129566,461,50,Lisa Simpson: (EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED) I... I...,268000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I... I...,i i,2 +129567,461,51,Judge Snyder: The winner by a hair... a brown hair... Megan!,271000,TRUE,214,3,Judge Snyder,Springfield Elementary School,The winner by a hair... a brown hair... Megan!,the winner by a hair a brown hair megan,9 +129568,461,52,Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),271000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129569,461,53,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. power plant - morning),276000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +129570,461,54,Waylon Smithers: Sir?,276000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Sir?,sir,1 +129571,461,55,Waylon Smithers: That hollow mountain in Nevada that was supposed to hold a million years of nuclear waste is full.,276000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That hollow mountain in Nevada that was supposed to hold a million years of nuclear waste is full.,that hollow mountain in nevada that was supposed to hold a million years of nuclear waste is full,18 +129572,461,56,C. Montgomery Burns: Did they jump on the pile to smoosh it down?,282000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Did they jump on the pile to smoosh it down?,did they jump on the pile to smoosh it down,10 +129573,461,57,Waylon Smithers: It went down in one place and up in another. We need somewhere else to dispose of this plutonium.,285000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It went down in one place and up in another. We need somewhere else to dispose of this plutonium.,it went down in one place and up in another we need somewhere else to dispose of this plutonium,19 +129574,461,58,"C. Montgomery Burns: Eh, just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.",289000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Eh, just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag.",eh just find the biggest idiot on our payroll and slip it in his bag,15 +129575,461,59,C. Montgomery Burns: Ooh. That's a Bingo.,297000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Ooh. That's a Bingo.,ooh thats a bingo,4 +129576,461,60,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH FULL) Mmmm. Good mac and cheese.,301000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Mmmm. Good mac and cheese.,mmmm good mac and cheese,5 +129577,461,61,Lenny Leonard: I've had better. Down at the train station.,304000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I've had better. Down at the train station.,ive had better down at the train station,8 +129578,461,62,Homer Simpson: I'll have to check it out sometime.,308000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I'll have to check it out sometime.,ill have to check it out sometime,7 +129579,461,63,(Train Station: Int. Train station - 5 minutes later),310000,FALSE,NA,375,NA,Train Station,NA,NA,NA +129580,461,64,Homer Simpson: Mmm.,310000,TRUE,2,375,Homer Simpson,Train Station,Mmm.,mmm,1 +129581,461,65,Man At Counter: (SITTING BESIDE HOMER) Now the best mac and cheese I've ever had is at a bowling alley in Ogdenville.,312000,TRUE,5616,375,Man At Counter,Train Station,Now the best mac and cheese I've ever had is at a bowling alley in Ogdenville.,now the best mac and cheese ive ever had is at a bowling alley in ogdenville,16 +129582,461,66,Homer Simpson: (THINKS) I am pretty full.,316000,TRUE,2,375,Homer Simpson,Train Station,I am pretty full.,i am pretty full,4 +129583,461,67,Man At Counter: Breadcrumbs on the top.,318000,TRUE,5616,375,Man At Counter,Train Station,Breadcrumbs on the top.,breadcrumbs on the top,4 +129584,461,68,Homer Simpson: I'm on my way!,319000,TRUE,2,375,Homer Simpson,Train Station,I'm on my way!,im on my way,4 +129585,461,69,Woman: (SUSPICIOUS) That bag...,324000,TRUE,118,375,Woman,Train Station,That bag...,that bag,2 +129586,461,70,Woman: (CONCERNED) ...surely it's attended.,324000,TRUE,118,375,Woman,Train Station,...surely it's attended.,surely its attended,3 +129587,461,71,Woman: (SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS) Unattended bag!,328000,TRUE,118,375,Woman,Train Station,Unattended bag!,unattended bag,2 +129588,461,72,"Train Conductor: (À LA ""ALL ABOARD"") Allll... panic!",332000,TRUE,5617,375,Train Conductor,Train Station,Allll... panic!,allll panic,2 +129589,461,73,"Chief Wiggum: So, what do you think?",341000,TRUE,71,375,Chief Wiggum,Train Station,"So, what do you think?",so what do you think,5 +129590,461,74,Bomb Squad Guy: (CLINT EASTWOOD VOICE) I think we're gonna blow it up and let the bleeding heart liberals ask questions later.,343000,TRUE,5618,375,Bomb Squad Guy,Train Station,I think we're gonna blow it up and let the bleeding heart liberals ask questions later.,i think were gonna blow it up and let the bleeding heart liberals ask questions later,16 +129591,461,75,"Liberal Man: (WIMPY VOICE) Well now, why can't it be blown up by a woman of color?",347000,TRUE,5619,375,Liberal Man,Train Station,"Well now, why can't it be blown up by a woman of color?",well now why cant it be blown up by a woman of color,13 +129592,461,76,"Bomb Squad Guy: (COUNTING DOWN) Five, four, no time for a full countdown. (PUSHES BUTTON)",351000,TRUE,5618,375,Bomb Squad Guy,Train Station,"Five, four, no time for a full countdown.",five four no time for a full countdown,8 +129593,461,77,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - day),358000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129596,461,80,"Kent Brockman: This just in: the suspicious bag detonated at Springfield Union Station today contained deadly plutonium, which can only mean one thing -- a terrorist plot. Enough radioactivity was released to create seventeen Hulks and a Spider-man. Here's an artist's conception:",367000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"This just in: the suspicious bag detonated at Springfield Union Station today contained deadly plutonium, which can only mean one thing -- a terrorist plot. Enough radioactivity was released to create seventeen Hulks and a Spider-man. Here's an artist's conception:",this just in the suspicious bag detonated at springfield union station today contained deadly plutonium which can only mean one thing -- a terrorist plot enough radioactivity was released to create seventeen hulks and a spider-man heres an artists conception,40 +129597,461,81,Kent Brockman: Quite disturbing.,381000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,Quite disturbing.,quite disturbing,2 +129598,461,82,(Springfield Town Hall: Ext. town hall - day - establishing),385000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +129599,461,83,"Mayor Joe Quimby: (BANGS GAVEL) I admit it. Everything I've said about terrorism till now was fear-mongering. But today I monger the truth. To protect our city from all future bombings, dirty, clean, dive or carpet, we have hired an outside consultant from London, England.",385000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"I admit it. Everything I've said about terrorism till now was fear-mongering. But today I monger the truth. To protect our city from all future bombings, dirty, clean, dive or carpet, we have hired an outside consultant from London, England.",i admit it everything ive said about terrorism till now was fear-mongering but today i monger the truth to protect our city from all future bombings dirty clean dive or carpet we have hired an outside consultant from london england,40 +129600,461,84,Marge Simpson: Does he have a cute accent?,401000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Does he have a cute accent?,does he have a cute accent,6 +129601,461,85,"CONSULTANT: (WITH CUTE ACCENT) Why don't you be the judge, young lady?",403000,TRUE,5620,48,CONSULTANT,Springfield Town Hall,"Why don't you be the judge, young lady?",why dont you be the judge young lady,8 +129602,461,86,"Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Oooh, he sounds just like Paddington Bear!",405000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"Oooh, he sounds just like Paddington Bear!",oooh he sounds just like paddington bear,7 +129603,461,87,CONSULTANT: My name is Nigel Bakerbutcher.,408000,TRUE,5620,48,CONSULTANT,Springfield Town Hall,My name is Nigel Bakerbutcher.,my name is nigel bakerbutcher,5 +129604,461,88,"Nigel Bakerbutcher: Sleepy London town. Once upon a time, the only problem we had here was from over-zealous cockney flower sellers.",411000,TRUE,803,48,Nigel Bakerbutcher,Springfield Town Hall,"Sleepy London town. Once upon a time, the only problem we had here was from over-zealous cockney flower sellers.",sleepy london town once upon a time the only problem we had here was from over-zealous cockney flower sellers,19 +129605,461,89,"Cockney Flower Girls: Flowers, guvnor? / A pretty for your button hole? / Hello, hello, hello.",418000,TRUE,5621,48,Cockney Flower Girls,Springfield Town Hall,"Flowers, guvnor? / A pretty for your button hole? / Hello, hello, hello.",flowers guvnor a pretty for your button hole hello hello hello,11 +129606,461,90,Bobbies: (PROPER BRITISH HARRUMPHING),418000,FALSE,5622,48,Bobbies,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +129607,461,91,"Nigel Bakerbutcher: But in London of the twenty-first century, the watchword is ""vigilance"". London is now ringed by the most comprehensive array of surveillance cameras mankind has ever seen.",423000,TRUE,803,48,Nigel Bakerbutcher,Springfield Town Hall,"But in London of the twenty-first century, the watchword is ""vigilance"". London is now ringed by the most comprehensive array of surveillance cameras mankind has ever seen.",but in london of the twenty-first century the watchword is vigilance london is now ringed by the most comprehensive array of surveillance cameras mankind has ever seen,27 +129608,461,92,Lisa Simpson: Excuse me! Is this what the framers of the constitution would want?,449000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Excuse me! Is this what the framers of the constitution would want?,excuse me is this what the framers of the constitution would want,12 +129609,461,93,"Man: (STANDING) Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, and this is exactly what I want.",453000,TRUE,311,48,Man,Springfield Town Hall,"Well, I'm Wally of Wally's Framers, and this is exactly what I want.",well im wally of wallys framers and this is exactly what i want,13 +129610,461,94,Lisa Simpson: How many personal freedoms are we willing to give up in the name of security?,458000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,How many personal freedoms are we willing to give up in the name of security?,how many personal freedoms are we willing to give up in the name of security,15 +129611,461,95,Cletus Spuckler: (CHUCKLES) That blonde girl thinks she's smart like us dark hairs.,464000,TRUE,1413,48,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Town Hall,That blonde girl thinks she's smart like us dark hairs.,that blonde girl thinks shes smart like us dark hairs,10 +129612,461,96,Lisa Simpson: Again with the blonde! Why in the world would the color of the hair on someone's head have anything to do with the intelligence within?,467000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Again with the blonde! Why in the world would the color of the hair on someone's head have anything to do with the intelligence within?,again with the blonde why in the world would the color of the hair on someones head have anything to do with the intelligence within,25 +129613,461,97,"Miss Springfield: (WITH QUIMBY) Yeah, you're so right. I'm smart too. I got Joe to promise to leave his wife when I turn fifty.",476000,TRUE,1094,48,Miss Springfield,Springfield Town Hall,"Yeah, you're so right. I'm smart too. I got Joe to promise to leave his wife when I turn fifty.",yeah youre so right im smart too i got joe to promise to leave his wife when i turn fifty,20 +129614,461,98,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Er, uh, yes. Now, all in favor of these cameras say ""cheese.""",484000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"Er, uh, yes. Now, all in favor of these cameras say ""cheese.""",er uh yes now all in favor of these cameras say cheese,12 +129615,461,99,Audience: (ENTHUSIASTIC) Cheese!,490000,TRUE,321,48,Audience,Springfield Town Hall,Cheese!,cheese,1 +129616,461,100,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Those opposed say ""I hate America"".",491000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"Those opposed say ""I hate America"".",those opposed say i hate america,6 +129617,461,101,Lisa Simpson: I ha-- (SIGHS),491000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,I ha--,i ha--,2 +129674,461,158,Jimbo Jones: I'm Jimbo!,722000,TRUE,144,50,Jimbo Jones,Park,I'm Jimbo!,im jimbo,2 +129618,461,102,"Mayor Joe Quimby: (BANGS GAVEL) Motion carries. Next up: motion to limit terms of city officials. All in favor say ""I have sex with animals.""",498000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"Motion carries. Next up: motion to limit terms of city officials. All in favor say ""I have sex with animals.""",motion carries next up motion to limit terms of city officials all in favor say i have sex with animals,20 +129619,461,103,"Cletus Spuckler: (RISING AGAIN) I do have sex with animals, but I am not in favor of term limits.",504000,TRUE,1413,48,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Town Hall,"I do have sex with animals, but I am not in favor of term limits.",i do have sex with animals but i am not in favor of term limits,15 +129620,461,104,(Simpson Home: eXT. sIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),515000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129621,461,105,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, I know kids have been making fun of your blonde hair, so I got you this book from the ""being different"" section of the bookstore.",515000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, I know kids have been making fun of your blonde hair, so I got you this book from the ""being different"" section of the bookstore.",lisa i know kids have been making fun of your blonde hair so i got you this book from the being different section of the bookstore,26 +129622,461,106,Lisa Simpson: Sally Circle was eating donuts and Ovaltine when her father came in with terrible news.,525000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Sally Circle was eating donuts and Ovaltine when her father came in with terrible news.,sally circle was eating donuts and ovaltine when her father came in with terrible news,15 +129623,461,107,Sally's Father: We're moving to Rectangu-Land! Round up the family and let's roll!,525000,TRUE,5623,5,Sally's Father,Simpson Home,We're moving to Rectangu-Land! Round up the family and let's roll!,were moving to rectangu-land round up the family and lets roll,11 +129624,461,108,Lisa Simpson: Everyone was mean to Sally. She was too well-rounded. She felt cornered. They wouldn't let her play four-square or invite her to the box social.,535000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Everyone was mean to Sally. She was too well-rounded. She felt cornered. They wouldn't let her play four-square or invite her to the box social.,everyone was mean to sally she was too well-rounded she felt cornered they wouldnt let her play four-square or invite her to the box social,25 +129625,461,109,"Lisa Simpson: ""The end.""",545000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,The end.,the end,2 +129626,461,110,Lisa Simpson: That's a rather unambitious book.,545000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's a rather unambitious book.,thats a rather unambitious book,5 +129627,461,111,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - various locations - day),549000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129628,461,112,"Nigel Bakerbutcher: I want a camera on every light pole, I want two hidden cameras there, open camera there, hidden, hidden...hidden...hidden...cluster! Right there! Yes!",549000,TRUE,803,216,Nigel Bakerbutcher,Springfield,"I want a camera on every light pole, I want two hidden cameras there, open camera there, hidden, hidden...hidden...hidden...cluster! Right there! Yes!",i want a camera on every light pole i want two hidden cameras there open camera there hidden hiddenhiddenhiddencluster right there yes,22 +129629,461,113,Moe Szyslak: Um. You ain't gonna like what you see.,561000,TRUE,17,216,Moe Szyslak,Springfield,Um. You ain't gonna like what you see.,um you aint gonna like what you see,8 +129630,461,114,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - TV room - continuous),564000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129631,461,115,Krusty the Clown: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't make ice? She lost the recipe!,564000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't make ice? She lost the recipe!,did you hear about the blonde who couldnt make ice she lost the recipe,14 +129632,461,116,Studio Audience: (CRACKING UP),564000,FALSE,2544,5,Studio Audience,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129633,461,117,Krusty the Clown: You know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to hollow out the head!,566000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,You know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman? You have to hollow out the head!,you know why it takes longer to build a blonde snowman you have to hollow out the head,18 +129634,461,118,Studio Audience: (BIGGER CRACKING UP),566000,FALSE,2544,5,Studio Audience,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129635,461,119,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) He sure nailed you, Lis.",579000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"He sure nailed you, Lis.",he sure nailed you lis,5 +129636,461,120,Lisa Simpson: You're blond too.,581000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You're blond too.,youre blond too,3 +129637,461,121,"Bart Simpson: Blonde guys aren't dumb. They're evil. Like in ""The Karate Kid"" and World War Two.",582000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Blonde guys aren't dumb. They're evil. Like in ""The Karate Kid"" and World War Two.",blonde guys arent dumb theyre evil like in the karate kid and world war two,15 +129638,461,122,(Springfield Police Station: eXT. SPRINGFIELD POLICE STATION - ESTABLISHING),590000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +129639,461,123,(MONITOR ROOM: Int. monitor room - day),590000,FALSE,NA,3732,NA,MONITOR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +129640,461,124,"Chief Wiggum: All right, boys. Let's see the dark underbelly of our fair burg.",590000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,"All right, boys. Let's see the dark underbelly of our fair burg.",all right boys lets see the dark underbelly of our fair burg,12 +129641,461,125,"Chief Wiggum: Okay, we got a litterbug on F-6... double homicide in progress on Q-22-- (EXCITED) a woman sunbathing topless on R-15!",600000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,"Okay, we got a litterbug on F-6... double homicide in progress on Q-22-- a woman sunbathing topless on R-15!",okay we got a litterbug on f-6 double homicide in progress on q-22-- a woman sunbathing topless on r-15,19 +129642,461,126,"Lou: Uh Chief, I think we've got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ-99.",608000,TRUE,91,3732,Lou,MONITOR ROOM,"Uh Chief, I think we've got a misuse of police equipment on ZZ-99.",uh chief i think weve got a misuse of police equipment on zz-99,13 +129643,461,127,Chief Wiggum: Killjoy.,612000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,Killjoy.,killjoy,1 +129644,461,128,"Chief Wiggum: (EXHAUSTED) Gas station customer washing windshield without buying gas... girl using White-Out as nail polish... Oh man, this is hard.",616000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,"Gas station customer washing windshield without buying gas... girl using White-Out as nail polish... Oh man, this is hard.",gas station customer washing windshield without buying gas girl using white-out as nail polish oh man this is hard,19 +129645,461,129,"Chief Wiggum: Hey, did you get that guy who was parading around naked?",625000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,"Hey, did you get that guy who was parading around naked?",hey did you get that guy who was parading around naked,11 +129646,461,130,"Lou: He was just jogging in a tan sweat suit, Chief.",628000,TRUE,91,3732,Lou,MONITOR ROOM,"He was just jogging in a tan sweat suit, Chief.",he was just jogging in a tan sweat suit chief,10 +129647,461,131,Chief Wiggum: Are you sure? I thought I saw his...,630000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,Are you sure? I thought I saw his...,are you sure i thought i saw his,8 +129648,461,132,"Lou: That was a fanny pack, worn on the front.",632000,TRUE,91,3732,Lou,MONITOR ROOM,"That was a fanny pack, worn on the front.",that was a fanny pack worn on the front,9 +129649,461,133,Chief Wiggum: But there was a...,635000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,But there was a...,but there was a,4 +129650,461,134,Lou: Water bottle...,635000,TRUE,91,3732,Lou,MONITOR ROOM,Water bottle...,water bottle,2 +129651,461,135,Chief Wiggum: But it was...,636000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,But it was...,but it was,3 +129652,461,136,Lou: Leaking.,636000,TRUE,91,3732,Lou,MONITOR ROOM,Leaking.,leaking,1 +129653,461,137,Chief Wiggum: That's it! That's it! I can't take another minute of these stupid screens! Go-- go find some concerned citizens to pick up the slack.,637000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,That's it! That's it! I can't take another minute of these stupid screens! Go-- go find some concerned citizens to pick up the slack.,thats it thats it i cant take another minute of these stupid screens go-- go find some concerned citizens to pick up the slack,24 +129654,461,138,"Lou: Well, how many should I get?",645000,TRUE,91,3732,Lou,MONITOR ROOM,"Well, how many should I get?",well how many should i get,6 +129655,461,139,"Chief Wiggum: (LOOKS O.S.) Well, we've got eight chairs, so... (RECONSIDERS) No, no, wait. Put one chair in my office facing my desk, so I'll seem like a meetings guy. (PLAY-ACTING TO EMPTY CHAIR) Have a seat... I'll be with you in one minute... Yeah...",646000,TRUE,71,3732,Chief Wiggum,MONITOR ROOM,"Well, we've got eight chairs, so... No, no, wait. Put one chair in my office facing my desk, so I'll seem like a meetings guy. Have a seat... I'll be with you in one minute... Yeah...",well weve got eight chairs so no no wait put one chair in my office facing my desk so ill seem like a meetings guy have a seat ill be with you in one minute yeah,36 +129656,461,140,Lou: (SLUMPS) That's a new low.,659000,TRUE,91,3732,Lou,MONITOR ROOM,That's a new low.,thats a new low,4 +129657,461,141,(Springfield Police Station: ext. police station - day - establishing),661000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +129658,461,142,"Chief Wiggum: We have chosen you to help out because you are all that rare combination: prying, but not pervy.",661000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"We have chosen you to help out because you are all that rare combination: prying, but not pervy.",we have chosen you to help out because you are all that rare combination prying but not pervy,18 +129659,461,143,Upright Citizens: (FLATTERED NOISES),661000,FALSE,5624,192,Upright Citizens,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +129660,461,144,"Chief Wiggum: Now just follow a little formula called P.B. & J.: Peer at the monitor, Be judgmental, and Jot it down. One way to remember that is A.B.C.: Always Be Considering P.B. & J. But the single most important rule is the four A's: Always Act According to A.B.C.",669000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Now just follow a little formula called P.B. & J.: Peer at the monitor, Be judgmental, and Jot it down. One way to remember that is A.B.C.: Always Be Considering P.B. & J. But the single most important rule is the four A's: Always Act According to A.B.C.",now just follow a little formula called pb j peer at the monitor be judgmental and jot it down one way to remember that is abc always be considering pb j but the single most important rule is the four as always act according to abc,46 +129661,461,145,Ned Flanders: Uh-oh.,691000,TRUE,11,192,Ned Flanders,Springfield Police Station,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +129662,461,146,"Marge Simpson: What is it, Ned?",692000,TRUE,1,192,Marge Simpson,Springfield Police Station,"What is it, Ned?",what is it ned,4 +129663,461,147,Ned Flanders: I've got two teens in a public park goin' at it like a couple of gibbons in the back seat of Noah's Ark!,693000,TRUE,11,192,Ned Flanders,Springfield Police Station,I've got two teens in a public park goin' at it like a couple of gibbons in the back seat of Noah's Ark!,ive got two teens in a public park goin at it like a couple of gibbons in the back seat of noahs ark,23 +129664,461,148,Marge Simpson: Should we inform the Chief?,697000,TRUE,1,192,Marge Simpson,Springfield Police Station,Should we inform the Chief?,should we inform the chief,5 +129665,461,149,Ned Flanders: (THOUGHTFUL NOISE) Maybe. But I feel a little like I'm the Tom Voyeur to these Huckleberry Sinners.,699000,TRUE,11,192,Ned Flanders,Springfield Police Station,Maybe. But I feel a little like I'm the Tom Voyeur to these Huckleberry Sinners.,maybe but i feel a little like im the tom voyeur to these huckleberry sinners,15 +129666,461,150,Nigel Bakerbutcher: Or you could correct the behavior yourself with our Nag-a-sonic speakers.,704000,TRUE,803,192,Nigel Bakerbutcher,Springfield Police Station,Or you could correct the behavior yourself with our Nag-a-sonic speakers.,or you could correct the behavior yourself with our nag-a-sonic speakers,11 +129667,461,151,Nigel Bakerbutcher: Oi! Snogging people!,709000,TRUE,803,192,Nigel Bakerbutcher,Springfield Police Station,Oi! Snogging people!,oi snogging people,3 +129668,461,152,(Park: Ext. park - night),712000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +129669,461,153,Shauna Chalmers: What the hell was that?!,712000,TRUE,5625,50,Shauna Chalmers,Park,What the hell was that?!,what the hell was that,5 +129670,461,154,"Nigel Bakerbutcher: Tongues where I can see them, please.",713000,TRUE,803,50,Nigel Bakerbutcher,Park,"Tongues where I can see them, please.",tongues where i can see them please,7 +129671,461,155,Shauna Chalmers: I ain't lettin' you touch me with somebody watchin'.,715000,TRUE,5625,50,Shauna Chalmers,Park,I ain't lettin' you touch me with somebody watchin'.,i aint lettin you touch me with somebody watchin,9 +129672,461,156,"Jimbo Jones: C'mon, baby, it's just a voice.",717000,TRUE,144,50,Jimbo Jones,Park,"C'mon, baby, it's just a voice.",cmon baby its just a voice,6 +129673,461,157,"Shauna Chalmers: Don't push it, Kearney.",720000,TRUE,5625,50,Shauna Chalmers,Park,"Don't push it, Kearney.",dont push it kearney,4 +129675,461,159,Shauna Chalmers: Great. Make me look easy in front of the voice.,722000,TRUE,5625,50,Shauna Chalmers,Park,Great. Make me look easy in front of the voice.,great make me look easy in front of the voice,10 +129676,461,160,Jimbo Jones: But you are easy -- don't be ashamed of what you are! (FOLLOWS HER) Shauna!,726000,TRUE,144,50,Jimbo Jones,Park,But you are easy -- don't be ashamed of what you are! Shauna!,but you are easy -- dont be ashamed of what you are shauna,13 +129677,461,161,(SURVEILLANCE CENTER: int. surveillance center - continuous),732000,FALSE,NA,3733,NA,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,NA,NA,NA +129678,461,162,Ned Flanders: (ENTHRALLED) I've gone from lookie-loo to talkie-too.,732000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,I've gone from lookie-loo to talkie-too.,ive gone from lookie-loo to talkie-too,6 +129679,461,163,"Ned Flanders: (INTO MIKES) Excuse me, that's your salad fork!... That Wi-Fi's for hotel guests only!... What's the matter, sir, too cool to sing ""Happy Birthday?""",735000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"Excuse me, that's your salad fork!... That Wi-Fi's for hotel guests only!... What's the matter, sir, too cool to sing ""Happy Birthday?""",excuse me thats your salad fork that wi-fis for hotel guests only whats the matter sir too cool to sing happy birthday,22 +129680,461,164,"Ned Flanders: Isn't this great, Marge? We're like Jiminy Cricket for the whole ding-dang town. A half-man, half-bug that knows what's best for everybody. Um-hm.",740000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"Isn't this great, Marge? We're like Jiminy Cricket for the whole ding-dang town. A half-man, half-bug that knows what's best for everybody. Um-hm.",isnt this great marge were like jiminy cricket for the whole ding-dang town a half-man half-bug that knows whats best for everybody um-hm,23 +129681,461,165,"Marge Simpson: I don't know... I'm starting to think we're prying too much into people's lives, and this room isn't really the best place for Maggie to hang out.",753000,TRUE,1,3733,Marge Simpson,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"I don't know... I'm starting to think we're prying too much into people's lives, and this room isn't really the best place for Maggie to hang out.",i dont know im starting to think were prying too much into peoples lives and this room isnt really the best place for maggie to hang out,27 +129682,461,166,"Marge Simpson: That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.",761000,TRUE,1,3733,Marge Simpson,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"That's not Sesame Street, that's a gay bar.",thats not sesame street thats a gay bar,8 +129683,461,167,"Marge Simpson: Although I guess this would teach her sharing and caring, but... we're going home.",770000,TRUE,1,3733,Marge Simpson,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"Although I guess this would teach her sharing and caring, but... we're going home.",although i guess this would teach her sharing and caring but were going home,14 +129684,461,168,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day),791000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129685,461,169,Lisa Simpson: (MANIACAL LAUGHTER) Dye! Dye! DYE! (MORE MANIACAL LAUGHTER),791000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Dye! Dye! DYE!,dye dye dye,3 +129686,461,170,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - evening),797000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129687,461,171,Kent Brockman: Tomorrow's forecast is:,797000,TRUE,211,15,Kent Brockman,Moe's Tavern,Tomorrow's forecast is:,tomorrows forecast is,3 +129688,461,172,"Moe Szyslak: Okay, place your bets.",799000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Okay, place your bets.",okay place your bets,4 +129689,461,173,Lenny Leonard: Partly cloudy!,801000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Partly cloudy!,partly cloudy,2 +129690,461,174,Carl Carlson: Partly sunny!,801000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Partly sunny!,partly sunny,2 +129691,461,175,Homer Simpson: (GUESSING) Golf ball-sized hail!,803000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Golf ball-sized hail!,golf ball-sized hail,3 +129692,461,176,Kent Brockman: (CONTINUING) A chance of severe thunder storms with golf ball-sized hail!,805000,TRUE,211,15,Kent Brockman,Moe's Tavern,A chance of severe thunder storms with golf ball-sized hail!,a chance of severe thunder storms with golf ball-sized hail,10 +129693,461,177,Homer Simpson: (EXULTANT) Woo-hoo!,809000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Woo-hoo!,woo-hoo,1 +129694,461,178,Ned Flanders: (POINTED) Ahem!,809000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,Ahem!,ahem,1 +129695,461,179,"Ned Flanders: I spy, with my electronic eye, illegal wagering!",811000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,"I spy, with my electronic eye, illegal wagering!",i spy with my electronic eye illegal wagering,8 +129696,461,180,"Carl Carlson: (TO CAMERA) Hey, weren't these cameras installed to keep America's enemies from blowin' up our homeland?",815000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, weren't these cameras installed to keep America's enemies from blowin' up our homeland?",hey werent these cameras installed to keep americas enemies from blowin up our homeland,14 +129697,461,181,"Ned Flanders: Well, sir, how many times have you been blown up since the cameras went in?",820000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,"Well, sir, how many times have you been blown up since the cameras went in?",well sir how many times have you been blown up since the cameras went in,15 +129698,461,182,Carl Carlson: (SHEEPISH) Zero times.,823000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Zero times.,zero times,2 +129699,461,183,"Ned Flanders: Mm-hmm! Now I'm gonna go tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk till you give the money back. Tsk, tsk, tsk.",825000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,"Mm-hmm! Now I'm gonna go tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk, tsk till you give the money back. Tsk, tsk, tsk.",mm-hmm now im gonna go tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk till you give the money back tsk tsk tsk,20 +129700,461,184,Homer Simpson: (TSKING NOISES) / (INCREASINGLY AGGRAVATED NOISES),825000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,/,NA,0 +129701,461,185,Homer Simpson: All right! All right!,842000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,All right! All right!,all right all right,4 +129702,461,186,Homer Simpson: I'm goin' home. It's not safe in here.,844000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I'm goin' home. It's not safe in here.,im goin home its not safe in here,8 +129703,461,187,Homer Simpson: (PAINED NOISES),844000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129704,461,188,(Springfield: ext. springfield - afternoon),853000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129705,461,189,Ned Flanders: Don't use that dog as a ramp...,853000,TRUE,11,216,Ned Flanders,Springfield,Don't use that dog as a ramp...,dont use that dog as a ramp,7 +129706,461,190,(MONITOR ROOM: Int. Monitor room - continuous),854000,FALSE,NA,3732,NA,MONITOR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +129707,461,191,Ned Flanders: Less radical... less radical!,854000,TRUE,11,3732,Ned Flanders,MONITOR ROOM,Less radical... less radical!,less radical less radical,4 +129708,461,192,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - continuous),859000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129709,461,193,Ned Flanders: Stop gleaming that cube!,859000,TRUE,11,216,Ned Flanders,Springfield,Stop gleaming that cube!,stop gleaming that cube,4 +129710,461,194,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - continuous),865000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129711,461,195,"Bart Simpson: So you like to watch, huh?! Well, take a look at this!",865000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"So you like to watch, huh?! Well, take a look at this!",so you like to watch huh well take a look at this,12 +129712,461,196,Bart Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),865000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129713,461,197,Bart Simpson: (THINKING NOISE),865000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129714,461,198,Ned Flanders: Buttocks!,873000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Buttocks!,buttocks,1 +129715,461,199,Ned Flanders: Tushie! (ANGUISHED NOISE),875000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Tushie!,tushie,1 +129716,461,200,Ned Flanders: (RELIEVED NOISE),875000,FALSE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129717,461,201,"Bart Simpson: (REALIZING) Whoa, a blind spot!",879000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whoa, a blind spot!",whoa a blind spot,4 +129718,461,202,(Simpson Backyard: ext. simpson backyard - later that afternoon),886000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +129719,461,203,Ned Flanders: Boy cheeks!... Fanny!... Derriere!... Hiney!... Backside!... ...Cover up that coin slot!,886000,TRUE,11,44,Ned Flanders,Simpson Backyard,Boy cheeks!... Fanny!... Derriere!... Hiney!... Backside!... ...Cover up that coin slot!,boy cheeks fanny derriere hiney backside cover up that coin slot,11 +129720,461,204,"Homer Simpson: (AMIABLE) Hey boy, whatcha doing?",899000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Hey boy, whatcha doing?",hey boy whatcha doing,4 +129721,461,205,Bart Simpson: Experimenting with my butt.,901000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Experimenting with my butt.,experimenting with my butt,4 +129722,461,206,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES, TOUSLING HIS HAIR) My little Einstein.",902000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,My little Einstein.,my little einstein,3 +129723,461,207,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - day),915000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +129724,461,208,"Bart Simpson: Welcome to Chaos Corners, the Pleasure Patch, Satan's Triangle...the one place in town no cameras can see you and no laws can touch you!",915000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Welcome to Chaos Corners, the Pleasure Patch, Satan's Triangle...the one place in town no cameras can see you and no laws can touch you!",welcome to chaos corners the pleasure patch satans trianglethe one place in town no cameras can see you and no laws can touch you,24 +129725,461,209,Brandine Del Roy: Oh yeah. That stopped the kicking.,928000,TRUE,1875,410,Brandine Del Roy,Evergreen Terrace,Oh yeah. That stopped the kicking.,oh yeah that stopped the kicking,6 +129726,461,210,(SURVEILLANCE CENTER: int. surveillance center - day),934000,FALSE,NA,3733,NA,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,NA,NA,NA +129727,461,211,"Ned Flanders: (HAPPY) Inspiration Point looks pretty uninspired... All's quiet in Murder Town... Yep, Springfield is cleaner than the Lord's hand towels.",934000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"Inspiration Point looks pretty uninspired... All's quiet in Murder Town... Yep, Springfield is cleaner than the Lord's hand towels.",inspiration point looks pretty uninspired alls quiet in murder town yep springfield is cleaner than the lords hand towels,19 +129728,461,212,"Ned Flanders: Sour ball, take me away!",942000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"Sour ball, take me away!",sour ball take me away,5 +129729,461,213,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - continuous),959000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129730,461,214,"Rainier Wolfcastle: Another tie, followed by three hours of parachute repacking.",959000,TRUE,1114,5,Rainier Wolfcastle,Simpson Home,"Another tie, followed by three hours of parachute repacking.",another tie followed by three hours of parachute repacking,9 +129731,461,215,Bart Simpson: (BIRD CALL),959000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129732,461,216,Bart Simpson: (MAKES ANOTHER BIRD CALL),959000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129733,461,217,"Homer Simpson: (GASPS) A phony bird call?! That means Marge is coming! Everyone, act legal!",967000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"A phony bird call?! That means Marge is coming! Everyone, act legal!",a phony bird call that means marge is coming everyone act legal,12 +129734,461,218,"Marge Simpson: Homer, Maggie has to wear that clown mask for Halloween. What's going on?",983000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, Maggie has to wear that clown mask for Halloween. What's going on?",homer maggie has to wear that clown mask for halloween whats going on,13 +129735,461,219,"Homer Simpson: Well, uh... (QUICKLY) The one place the cameras can't see is right here in our backyard so I'm charging people to do whatever they want -- isn't that wonderful?",988000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, uh... The one place the cameras can't see is right here in our backyard so I'm charging people to do whatever they want -- isn't that wonderful?",well uh the one place the cameras cant see is right here in our backyard so im charging people to do whatever they want -- isnt that wonderful,28 +129736,461,220,Marge Simpson: I don't see what's so wonderful.,996000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't see what's so wonderful.,i dont see whats so wonderful,6 +129737,461,221,"Homer Simpson: Remember how you wanted me to get that expensive operation? Well, now I can afford a motorcycle!",998000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Remember how you wanted me to get that expensive operation? Well, now I can afford a motorcycle!",remember how you wanted me to get that expensive operation well now i can afford a motorcycle,17 +129738,461,222,"Marge Simpson: Ever hear of the expression ""Not in my backyard?"" Well, that!",1004000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ever hear of the expression ""Not in my backyard?"" Well, that!",ever hear of the expression not in my backyard well that,11 +129739,461,223,(SURVEILLANCE CENTER: int. surveillance center - day),1011000,FALSE,NA,3733,NA,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,NA,NA,NA +130260,463,199,(Springfield: ext. springfield - evergreen terrace - continuous),871000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129740,461,224,Ned Flanders: Nothin'. Nothin'. Somethin'!,1011000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,Nothin'. Nothin'. Somethin'!,nothin nothin somethin,3 +129741,461,225,"Marge Simpson: I don't want to get Homer in trouble, but it's just plain wrong to use that blind spot to turn our back yard into a Mecca of misdemeanors!",1014000,TRUE,1,3733,Marge Simpson,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"I don't want to get Homer in trouble, but it's just plain wrong to use that blind spot to turn our back yard into a Mecca of misdemeanors!",i dont want to get homer in trouble but its just plain wrong to use that blind spot to turn our back yard into a mecca of misdemeanors,28 +129742,461,226,Ned Flanders: (GASP) Blind spot?! Mecca?!,1022000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,Blind spot?! Mecca?!,blind spot mecca,3 +129743,461,227,"Ned Flanders: Rod? Hold up daddy's shaving mirror out the window, would ya?",1028000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"Rod? Hold up daddy's shaving mirror out the window, would ya?",rod hold up daddys shaving mirror out the window would ya,11 +129744,461,228,"Ned Flanders: (OMINOUS) I see you now. Rod, you and Todd stay in the house.",1037000,TRUE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,"I see you now. Rod, you and Todd stay in the house.",i see you now rod you and todd stay in the house,12 +129745,461,229,Rod Flanders: Todd's not in the house.,1041000,TRUE,121,3733,Rod Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,Todd's not in the house.,todds not in the house,5 +129746,461,230,Ned Flanders: (UPSET NOISE),1041000,FALSE,11,3733,Ned Flanders,SURVEILLANCE CENTER,NA,NA,NA +129747,461,231,(West Springfield Elementary School: Ext. West Springfield elementary - night),1051000,FALSE,NA,2243,NA,West Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +129748,461,232,(GYMNASIUM: Int. gymnasium - CONTINUOUS),1051000,FALSE,NA,821,NA,GYMNASIUM,NA,NA,NA +129749,461,233,Audrey: ...and that's why school uniforms should not be mandatory.,1051000,TRUE,5626,821,Audrey,GYMNASIUM,...and that's why school uniforms should not be mandatory.,and thats why school uniforms should not be mandatory,9 +129750,461,234,"Moderator: Lisa, rebuttal?",1054000,TRUE,2168,821,Moderator,GYMNASIUM,"Lisa, rebuttal?",lisa rebuttal,2 +129751,461,235,Judges: (GASP),1054000,FALSE,873,821,Judges,GYMNASIUM,NA,NA,NA +129752,461,236,"Lisa Simpson: Dressing in uniforms is a good thing -- if everyone looks the same, it levels the playing field.",1061000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,"Dressing in uniforms is a good thing -- if everyone looks the same, it levels the playing field.",dressing in uniforms is a good thing -- if everyone looks the same it levels the playing field,18 +129753,461,237,Judges: (IMPRESSED NOISES) / Very smart. / That's well-reasoned. / A true brunette.,1067000,TRUE,873,821,Judges,GYMNASIUM,/ Very smart. / That's well-reasoned. / A true brunette.,very smart thats well-reasoned a true brunette,7 +129754,461,238,Lisa Simpson: It's better to just fit in with the crowd.,1071000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,It's better to just fit in with the crowd.,its better to just fit in with the crowd,9 +129755,461,239,Judges: (IMPRESSED NOISES) / Great point! / So smart! / She's as bright as her hair is dark!,1074000,TRUE,873,821,Judges,GYMNASIUM,/ Great point! / So smart! / She's as bright as her hair is dark!,great point so smart shes as bright as her hair is dark,12 +129756,461,240,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, I can't go on! This rebuttal is a sham!",1076000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,"Oh, I can't go on! This rebuttal is a sham!",oh i cant go on this rebuttal is a sham,10 +129757,461,241,Audience: (SHOCKED GASP),1076000,FALSE,321,821,Audience,GYMNASIUM,NA,NA,NA +129758,461,242,Lisa Simpson: You aren't being persuaded by the content of my argument -- you're being convinced by the color of my hair!,1080000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,You aren't being persuaded by the content of my argument -- you're being convinced by the color of my hair!,you arent being persuaded by the content of my argument -- youre being convinced by the color of my hair,20 +129759,461,243,Judges: (DENYING NOISES) / That's absurd! / Although her brown hair makes a persuasive case.,1085000,TRUE,873,821,Judges,GYMNASIUM,/ That's absurd! / Although her brown hair makes a persuasive case.,thats absurd although her brown hair makes a persuasive case,10 +129760,461,244,"Lisa Simpson: Well guess what, I am not a brunette! I'm a blonde!",1089000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,"Well guess what, I am not a brunette! I'm a blonde!",well guess what i am not a brunette im a blonde,11 +129761,461,245,Wealthy Dowager: Roots!,1094000,TRUE,2078,821,Wealthy Dowager,GYMNASIUM,Roots!,roots,1 +129762,461,246,Lisa Simpson: We must rid ourselves of these outdated clichés. Not all blondes are dumb! Not all fat people are jolly.,1096000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,We must rid ourselves of these outdated clichés. Not all blondes are dumb! Not all fat people are jolly.,we must rid ourselves of these outdated clichés not all blondes are dumb not all fat people are jolly,19 +129763,461,247,Comic Book Guy: Would you be jolly if you thought Comicon was moving to Anaheim?,1104000,TRUE,801,821,Comic Book Guy,GYMNASIUM,Would you be jolly if you thought Comicon was moving to Anaheim?,would you be jolly if you thought comicon was moving to anaheim,12 +129764,461,248,Lisa Simpson: And not all old people are bad drivers!,1108000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,And not all old people are bad drivers!,and not all old people are bad drivers,8 +129765,461,249,Grampa Simpson: (OBLIVIOUS) This building cut me off!,1112000,TRUE,31,821,Grampa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,This building cut me off!,this building cut me off,5 +129766,461,250,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - back yard - day),1126000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129767,461,251,Homer Simpson: Who wants feet steak?,1126000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Who wants feet steak?,who wants feet steak,4 +129768,461,252,Revelers: Me! Me! Me!,1127000,TRUE,5627,5,Revelers,Simpson Home,Me! Me! Me!,me me me,3 +129769,461,253,Ned Flanders: De-meat those feet!,1130000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,De-meat those feet!,de-meat those feet,3 +129770,461,254,"Homer Simpson: Oh no! I don't have to listen to you. If I'm not on camera, you can't see me!",1133000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh no! I don't have to listen to you. If I'm not on camera, you can't see me!",oh no i dont have to listen to you if im not on camera you cant see me,18 +129771,461,255,Ned Flanders: (ANNOYED) I'm standin' right here!,1137000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,I'm standin' right here!,im standin right here,4 +130320,463,259,(Five Corners: EXT. FIVE CORNERS - day),1121000,FALSE,NA,3753,NA,Five Corners,NA,NA,NA +129772,461,256,"Homer Simpson: Everyone in this town is sick and tired of you looking over their shoulder. (IMITATING NED) ""Don't leave your sprinklers on in the rain!"" ""Don't burn that pile of ventriloquist dummies!""",1139000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Everyone in this town is sick and tired of you looking over their shoulder. ""Don't leave your sprinklers on in the rain!"" ""Don't burn that pile of ventriloquist dummies!""",everyone in this town is sick and tired of you looking over their shoulder dont leave your sprinklers on in the rain dont burn that pile of ventriloquist dummies,29 +129773,461,257,Moe Szyslak: But you promised!,1145000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,But you promised!,but you promised,3 +129774,461,258,Homer Simpson: (WHISPERED) Later. Later.,1149000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Later. Later.,later later,2 +129775,461,259,Ned Flanders: But neighbor... why did you have to do this? I've tattled this town into a paradise!,1150000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,But neighbor... why did you have to do this? I've tattled this town into a paradise!,but neighbor why did you have to do this ive tattled this town into a paradise,16 +129776,461,260,Gary Chalmers: This used to be just a little part of me.,1159000,TRUE,1078,5,Gary Chalmers,Simpson Home,This used to be just a little part of me.,this used to be just a little part of me,10 +129777,461,261,"Homer Simpson: You see, Ned... your city-wide nagging compressed all of our town's misbehavior into one small place...creating a glittering diamond of super evil.",1163000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You see, Ned... your city-wide nagging compressed all of our town's misbehavior into one small place...creating a glittering diamond of super evil.",you see ned your city-wide nagging compressed all of our towns misbehavior into one small placecreating a glittering diamond of super evil,22 +129778,461,262,Ned Flanders: I guess I did create this... like God created the devil.,1174000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,I guess I did create this... like God created the devil.,i guess i did create this like god created the devil,11 +129779,461,263,"Homer Simpson: God created the devil? Finally, He did something cool.",1177000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"God created the devil? Finally, He did something cool.",god created the devil finally he did something cool,9 +129780,461,264,"Ned Flanders: (SIGHS) I never wanted to turn into Big Brother. I just wanted to be Little Sister, tattlin' on everyone so the town would be a nicer place.",1181000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"I never wanted to turn into Big Brother. I just wanted to be Little Sister, tattlin' on everyone so the town would be a nicer place.",i never wanted to turn into big brother i just wanted to be little sister tattlin on everyone so the town would be a nicer place,26 +129781,461,265,"Homer Simpson: Well, if you ask me, you were trying to play God.",1188000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if you ask me, you were trying to play God.",well if you ask me you were trying to play god,11 +129782,461,266,Ned Flanders: (HUGE GASP) That's the worst sin of all for some reason! What can I do to make things right?,1192000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,That's the worst sin of all for some reason! What can I do to make things right?,thats the worst sin of all for some reason what can i do to make things right,17 +129783,461,267,Homer Simpson: You can help me take out those cameras.,1196000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You can help me take out those cameras.,you can help me take out those cameras,8 +129784,461,268,"Ned Flanders: Neighbor, we've got some work to do.",1200000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Neighbor, we've got some work to do.",neighbor weve got some work to do,7 +129785,461,269,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - various),1220000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129786,461,270,(MONITOR ROOM: Int. monitor room - continuous),1220000,FALSE,NA,3732,NA,MONITOR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +129787,461,271,"Nigel Bakerbutcher: So, sadly, the most popular reality show in England is no more.",1220000,TRUE,803,3732,Nigel Bakerbutcher,MONITOR ROOM,"So, sadly, the most popular reality show in England is no more.",so sadly the most popular reality show in england is no more,12 +129788,461,272,The Queen: I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.,1226000,TRUE,5628,3732,The Queen,MONITOR ROOM,I'll miss that Ralph Wiggum. Reminds me of my boy.,ill miss that ralph wiggum reminds me of my boy,10 +129789,461,273,"Prince Charles: Oh, mummy -- my cat's breath smells like cat food.",1230000,TRUE,5629,3732,Prince Charles,MONITOR ROOM,"Oh, mummy -- my cat's breath smells like cat food.",oh mummy -- my cats breath smells like cat food,10 +129790,462,0,(Springfield Union Station: EXT. SPRINGFIELD TRAIN STATION - MORNING),78000,FALSE,NA,3660,NA,Springfield Union Station,NA,NA,NA +129791,462,1,"Moe Szyslak: Springfield, U.S.A. A town where everyone's got a story. I moved here 'cause on a calculator, the zip code spells ""boobs.""",78000,TRUE,17,3660,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Union Station,"Springfield, U.S.A. A town where everyone's got a story. I moved here 'cause on a calculator, the zip code spells ""boobs.""",springfield usa a town where everyones got a story i moved here cause on a calculator the zip code spells boobs,21 +129792,462,2,Moe Szyslak: It's a town filled with winners...and Skinners.,83000,TRUE,17,3660,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Union Station,It's a town filled with winners...and Skinners.,its a town filled with winnersand skinners,7 +129793,462,3,Agnes Skinner: Why couldn't you have died instead of the car?,90000,TRUE,192,3660,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Union Station,Why couldn't you have died instead of the car?,why couldnt you have died instead of the car,9 +129794,462,4,Moe Szyslak: But everybody comes to Moe's.,93000,TRUE,17,3660,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Union Station,But everybody comes to Moe's.,but everybody comes to moes,5 +129795,462,5,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - night),115000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +129796,462,6,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S BAR - NIGHT),115000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129797,462,7,Townspeople: (EXCITED ANTICIPATORY WALLA),115000,FALSE,618,15,Townspeople,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129798,462,8,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED GIGGLES/RIDING NOISES),115000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129799,462,9,"Moe Szyslak: Moe's Tavern, presided over by Moe Szyslak -- handsome, suave, debonair...",115000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Moe's Tavern, presided over by Moe Szyslak -- handsome, suave, debonair...",moes tavern presided over by moe szyslak -- handsome suave debonair,11 +130002,462,212,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: His kneeeeeee.,968000,TRUE,208,131,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,First Church of Springfield,His kneeeeeee.,his kneeeeeee,2 +129800,462,10,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, get the camera offa me -- I'm narratin' here!",124000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, get the camera offa me -- I'm narratin' here!",hey get the camera offa me -- im narratin here,10 +129801,462,11,"Moe Szyslak: Anyway, here's my little tale. As the town's bartender, I know everyone's problems. And everyone's got problems -- especially the married ones.",128000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Anyway, here's my little tale. As the town's bartender, I know everyone's problems. And everyone's got problems -- especially the married ones.",anyway heres my little tale as the towns bartender i know everyones problems and everyones got problems -- especially the married ones,22 +129802,462,12,(Lovejoy Home: Int. Rev. Lovejoy's house - train room - night - continUOUS),139000,FALSE,NA,560,NA,Lovejoy Home,NA,NA,NA +129803,462,13,Moe Szyslak: Be they bible-thumper...,139000,TRUE,17,560,Moe Szyslak,Lovejoy Home,Be they bible-thumper...,be they bible-thumper,3 +129804,462,14,Helen Lovejoy: (SUGGESTIVE) Timothy! I finished saying my prayers...,141000,TRUE,309,560,Helen Lovejoy,Lovejoy Home,Timothy! I finished saying my prayers...,timothy i finished saying my prayers,6 +129805,462,15,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Not now, Helen. Today's the day I paint moustaches on my Pullman Porters.",144000,TRUE,140,560,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Lovejoy Home,"Not now, Helen. Today's the day I paint moustaches on my Pullman Porters.",not now helen todays the day i paint moustaches on my pullman porters,13 +129806,462,16,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - night),151000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +129807,462,17,Moe Szyslak: ...or jerky jockey.,151000,TRUE,17,270,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Street,...or jerky jockey.,or jerky jockey,3 +129808,462,18,(1980s Volkswagen Mini-van: INT. 1980s VOLKSWAGEN MINI-VAN - continuous),153000,FALSE,NA,3734,NA,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,NA,NA,NA +129809,462,19,Lullaby Singer: (SINGING CUTESY) GO TO SLEEP / SLEEPY HEAD / MAY A CLOUD BE YOUR...,153000,TRUE,5630,3734,Lullaby Singer,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,GO TO SLEEP / SLEEPY HEAD / MAY A CLOUD BE YOUR...,go to sleep sleepy head may a cloud be your,10 +129810,462,20,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (FED-UP) Where did we get this dreck?,157000,TRUE,208,3734,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,Where did we get this dreck?,where did we get this dreck,6 +129811,462,21,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Typical. Here's the kind of lullaby my sweet mother sang to me:,159000,TRUE,208,3734,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,Typical. Here's the kind of lullaby my sweet mother sang to me:,typical heres the kind of lullaby my sweet mother sang to me,12 +129812,462,22,"Indian Singer: (LOUD, HINDU)",159000,FALSE,5631,3734,Indian Singer,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,NA,NA,NA +129813,462,23,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (DISGUSTED) Why do you always change it to ""Sanskrit 93.7: The Dot?""",169000,TRUE,1975,3734,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,"Why do you always change it to ""Sanskrit 93.7: The Dot?""",why do you always change it to sanskrit 937 the dot,11 +129814,462,24,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (DEFENSIVE) I like Rajiv, Rubaba and the Big Brahmin in the morning! No caste is safe from their merry japes!",173000,TRUE,208,3734,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,"I like Rajiv, Rubaba and the Big Brahmin in the morning! No caste is safe from their merry japes!",i like rajiv rubaba and the big brahmin in the morning no caste is safe from their merry japes,19 +129815,462,25,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Having a Ma-hot-ma or Man-not-ma contest is not a jape! It is sexist sacrilege! I hate that channel!,179000,TRUE,1975,3734,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,Having a Ma-hot-ma or Man-not-ma contest is not a jape! It is sexist sacrilege! I hate that channel!,having a ma-hot-ma or man-not-ma contest is not a jape it is sexist sacrilege i hate that channel,18 +129816,462,26,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: But you have so much in common with them: nonstop chatter during drive time!,186000,TRUE,208,3734,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,But you have so much in common with them: nonstop chatter during drive time!,but you have so much in common with them nonstop chatter during drive time,14 +129817,462,27,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (GRIM) Take it back.,190000,TRUE,1975,3734,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,Take it back.,take it back,3 +129818,462,28,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (QUICK) I take it back.,191000,TRUE,208,3734,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,1980s Volkswagen Mini-van,I take it back.,i take it back,4 +129819,462,29,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - night),193000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +129820,462,30,"Moe Szyslak: And now you're probably wondering, what's this all building to?",193000,TRUE,17,410,Moe Szyslak,Evergreen Terrace,"And now you're probably wondering, what's this all building to?",and now youre probably wondering whats this all building to,10 +129821,462,31,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON house - master bedroom - continuous),197000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129822,462,32,Moe Szyslak: It's a timeless tale of the... hello! Are you seein' what I'm seein' here? Ooh! This omniscient point of view has got some surprising bonuses! Yeah.,197000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,It's a timeless tale of the... hello! Are you seein' what I'm seein' here? Ooh! This omniscient point of view has got some surprising bonuses! Yeah.,its a timeless tale of the hello are you seein what im seein here ooh this omniscient point of view has got some surprising bonuses yeah,26 +129823,462,33,"Moe Szyslak: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE) No, no, no, no. (DISAPPOINTED) What the hell was I talking about?",208000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"No, no, no, no. What the hell was I talking about?",no no no no what the hell was i talking about,11 +129824,462,34,Moe Szyslak: Oh yeah! It was just before Mothers' Day...,212000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Oh yeah! It was just before Mothers' Day...,oh yeah it was just before mothers day,8 +129825,462,35,Krusty the Clown: (ANGRY) I destroyed my body to give birth to you!,214000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,I destroyed my body to give birth to you!,i destroyed my body to give birth to you,9 +129853,462,63,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SHOCKED) One of our wives is leaving us for Moe?!,386000,TRUE,208,862,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Boat,One of our wives is leaving us for Moe?!,one of our wives is leaving us for moe,9 +129854,462,64,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED) Moe's leaving town?!,391000,TRUE,2,862,Homer Simpson,Boat,Moe's leaving town?!,moes leaving town,3 +130001,462,211,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (OMINOUS) That's right. She touched his knee.,964000,TRUE,208,131,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,First Church of Springfield,That's right. She touched his knee.,thats right she touched his knee,6 +129826,462,36,"Krusty the Clown: Kids, this Mother's Day, why don't you give your mom what she really wants: a break from you! Have your dads take all you annoying kids on a Krusty Krustival Kruiseline Day-Kruise to historic Weasel Island, one of America's ten roundest islands!",221000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Kids, this Mother's Day, why don't you give your mom what she really wants: a break from you! Have your dads take all you annoying kids on a Krusty Krustival Kruiseline Day-Kruise to historic Weasel Island, one of America's ten roundest islands!",kids this mothers day why dont you give your mom what she really wants a break from you have your dads take all you annoying kids on a krusty krustival kruiseline day-kruise to historic weasel island one of americas ten roundest islands,42 +129827,462,37,"Krusty the Clown: Explore a dark, dark weasel cave!",238000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Explore a dark, dark weasel cave!",explore a dark dark weasel cave,6 +129828,462,38,"Krusty the Clown: Tour the historic Civil War prison, and picnic where the bodies were once stacked like cordwood.",242000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Tour the historic Civil War prison, and picnic where the bodies were once stacked like cordwood.",tour the historic civil war prison and picnic where the bodies were once stacked like cordwood,16 +129829,462,39,Krusty the Clown: Plus some kind of amusement park!,247000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,Plus some kind of amusement park!,plus some kind of amusement park,6 +129830,462,40,"Announcer: Warning, you may not be amused.",249000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"Warning, you may not be amused.",warning you may not be amused,6 +129831,462,41,"Marge Simpson: You guys should go on that cruise. You'll have a great time, and you kids can spend the day getting to know your father...",251000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You guys should go on that cruise. You'll have a great time, and you kids can spend the day getting to know your father...",you guys should go on that cruise youll have a great time and you kids can spend the day getting to know your father,24 +129832,462,42,"Homer Simpson: I like beer, hot dogs, and long blackouts on the beach.",257000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I like beer, hot dogs, and long blackouts on the beach.",i like beer hot dogs and long blackouts on the beach,11 +129833,462,43,Marge Simpson: And I can spend my Mother's Day taking care of something I've been putting off for a long time.,261000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And I can spend my Mother's Day taking care of something I've been putting off for a long time.,and i can spend my mothers day taking care of something ive been putting off for a long time,19 +129834,462,44,Homer Simpson: Cleaning the gutters?,266000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Cleaning the gutters?,cleaning the gutters,3 +129835,462,45,Marge Simpson: That's something you've been putting off.,268000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's something you've been putting off.,thats something youve been putting off,6 +129836,462,46,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED GASP, POINTS TO TV) Cartoons! Everybody be quiet!",270000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Cartoons! Everybody be quiet!,cartoons everybody be quiet,4 +129837,462,47,"Homer Simpson: So, Marge, what were we talking about?",314000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, Marge, what were we talking about?",so marge what were we talking about,7 +129838,462,48,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Why do I waste my breath?,317000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why do I waste my breath?,why do i waste my breath,6 +129839,462,49,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Sorry, honey. I wasn't listening. And I won't be listening now. (SIPS BEER)",319000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sorry, honey. I wasn't listening. And I won't be listening now.",sorry honey i wasnt listening and i wont be listening now,11 +129840,462,50,"Bart Simpson: Hey Homer, what do you think Mom meant by ""taking care of something?""",325000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey Homer, what do you think Mom meant by ""taking care of something?""",hey homer what do you think mom meant by taking care of something,13 +129841,462,51,"Homer Simpson: Son, I'm a bit of an expert on the female gender, and I can tell you: women don't mean anything by anything.",329000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Son, I'm a bit of an expert on the female gender, and I can tell you: women don't mean anything by anything.",son im a bit of an expert on the female gender and i can tell you women dont mean anything by anything,22 +129842,462,52,Lisa Simpson: Dad! That's a dangerous attitude for you to take towards your wife.,336000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Dad! That's a dangerous attitude for you to take towards your wife.,dad thats a dangerous attitude for you to take towards your wife,12 +129843,462,53,"Homer Simpson: I hear what you're saying, Lisa -- (LOUD WHISPER, TO BART) nothing.",340000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I hear what you're saying, Lisa -- nothing.",i hear what youre saying lisa -- nothing,8 +129844,462,54,(Ocean Ferry Docks: exT. ocean ferry docks - day),346000,FALSE,NA,3735,NA,Ocean Ferry Docks,NA,NA,NA +129845,462,55,"Homer Simpson: Into the playpen, sweetie. And if you get hungry, there's lobster!",346000,TRUE,2,3735,Homer Simpson,Ocean Ferry Docks,"Into the playpen, sweetie. And if you get hungry, there's lobster!",into the playpen sweetie and if you get hungry theres lobster,11 +129846,462,56,(LOBSTER TRAP: int. lobster trap - continuous),359000,FALSE,NA,3736,NA,LOBSTER TRAP,NA,NA,NA +129847,462,57,(Dock: EXT. DOCK - WIDE SHOT - DAY),359000,FALSE,NA,680,NA,Dock,NA,NA,NA +129848,462,58,(Boat: Ext. boat - day),359000,FALSE,NA,862,NA,Boat,NA,NA,NA +129849,462,59,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Special delivery letter for Misters Simpson, Lovejoy and Nahasapeemapetilon!",359000,TRUE,923,862,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Boat,"Special delivery letter for Misters Simpson, Lovejoy and Nahasapeemapetilon!",special delivery letter for misters simpson lovejoy and nahasapeemapetilon,9 +129850,462,60,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),359000,FALSE,2,862,Homer Simpson,Boat,NA,NA,NA +129851,462,61,Homer Simpson: It's from Moe!,377000,TRUE,2,862,Homer Simpson,Boat,It's from Moe!,its from moe,3 +129852,462,62,"Moe Szyslak: (READS) ""Dear friends, I have some news that is doubly sad -- first off, I am leaving town forever. And my going away present? (DRAMATIC) One of your wives is running off with me.""",379000,TRUE,17,862,Moe Szyslak,Boat,"""Dear friends, I have some news that is doubly sad -- first off, I am leaving town forever. And my going away present? One of your wives is running off with me.""",dear friends i have some news that is doubly sad -- first off i am leaving town forever and my going away present one of your wives is running off with me,32 +129855,462,65,Moe Szyslak: Perhaps I should've told you in person. But there's no easy way to say goodbye forever. So I'll say it the hardest way I can: in Mandarin Chinese. Zai jian yong yuan!,393000,TRUE,17,862,Moe Szyslak,Boat,Perhaps I should've told you in person. But there's no easy way to say goodbye forever. So I'll say it the hardest way I can: in Mandarin Chinese. Zai jian yong yuan!,perhaps i shouldve told you in person but theres no easy way to say goodbye forever so ill say it the hardest way i can in mandarin chinese zai jian yong yuan,32 +129856,462,66,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SHOCKED NOISE),393000,FALSE,208,862,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Boat,NA,NA,NA +129857,462,67,"Moe Szyslak: And now, as our teakettle starts to toot, I'm gonna take a little break. (CLEARS THROAT) Boy, this voiceover thing is killin' me. Whatever that Don Pardo gets paid, it ain't enough.",400000,TRUE,17,862,Moe Szyslak,Boat,"And now, as our teakettle starts to toot, I'm gonna take a little break. Boy, this voiceover thing is killin' me. Whatever that Don Pardo gets paid, it ain't enough.",and now as our teakettle starts to toot im gonna take a little break boy this voiceover thing is killin me whatever that don pardo gets paid it aint enough,30 +129858,462,68,Don Pardo: I make more than you can possibly imagine. And I'm making it right now.,412000,TRUE,5632,862,Don Pardo,Boat,I make more than you can possibly imagine. And I'm making it right now.,i make more than you can possibly imagine and im making it right now,14 +129859,462,69,Moe Szyslak: Where are you?,417000,TRUE,17,862,Moe Szyslak,Boat,Where are you?,where are you,3 +129860,462,70,(FERRY DECK: EXT. FERRY DECK - Day),422000,FALSE,NA,3737,NA,FERRY DECK,NA,NA,NA +129861,462,71,Homer Simpson: Moe is running off with one of our wives?!,422000,TRUE,2,3737,Homer Simpson,FERRY DECK,Moe is running off with one of our wives?!,moe is running off with one of our wives,9 +129862,462,72,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Well, the stationery's legit. It's got the Moe watermark.",426000,TRUE,140,3737,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,FERRY DECK,"Well, the stationery's legit. It's got the Moe watermark.",well the stationerys legit its got the moe watermark,9 +129863,462,73,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: So I guess the question is, which of our wives got Moe-jacked?",429000,TRUE,140,3737,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,FERRY DECK,"So I guess the question is, which of our wives got Moe-jacked?",so i guess the question is which of our wives got moe-jacked,12 +129864,462,74,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well, I will end the suspense with a simple cellular phone call to Manjula.",434000,TRUE,208,3737,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,FERRY DECK,"Well, I will end the suspense with a simple cellular phone call to Manjula.",well i will end the suspense with a simple cellular phone call to manjula,14 +129865,462,75,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (AGHAST) No signal?!,441000,TRUE,208,3737,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,FERRY DECK,No signal?!,no signal,2 +129866,462,76,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: No battery?!,441000,TRUE,140,3737,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,FERRY DECK,No battery?!,no battery,2 +129867,462,77,Homer Simpson: I got Marge!,442000,TRUE,2,3737,Homer Simpson,FERRY DECK,I got Marge!,i got marge,3 +129868,462,78,"Marge Simpson: (ON PHONE, VERY STATICKY) Homer?",442000,TRUE,1,3737,Marge Simpson,FERRY DECK,Homer?,homer,1 +129869,462,79,Homer Simpson: Marge! Are you running off with Moe?!,444000,TRUE,2,3737,Homer Simpson,FERRY DECK,Marge! Are you running off with Moe?!,marge are you running off with moe,7 +129870,462,80,Marge Simpson: (ON PHONE) Homer? I'm-- (STATIC) you!,446000,TRUE,1,3737,Marge Simpson,FERRY DECK,Homer? I'm-- you!,homer im-- you,3 +129871,462,81,Homer Simpson: (PANICKED) You're losing me? Or you're leaving me?!,448000,TRUE,2,3737,Homer Simpson,FERRY DECK,You're losing me? Or you're leaving me?!,youre losing me or youre leaving me,7 +129872,462,82,Marge Simpson: (ON PHONE) We're breaking up! (STATIC),450000,TRUE,1,3737,Marge Simpson,FERRY DECK,We're breaking up!,were breaking up,3 +129873,462,83,Homer Simpson: Aw dammit!,452000,TRUE,2,3737,Homer Simpson,FERRY DECK,Aw dammit!,aw dammit,2 +129874,462,84,Marge Simpson: (ON PHONE) Homer?,456000,TRUE,1,3737,Marge Simpson,FERRY DECK,Homer?,homer,1 +129875,462,85,Homer Simpson: (PANICKY) Can't talk! Must text!,457000,TRUE,2,3737,Homer Simpson,FERRY DECK,Can't talk! Must text!,cant talk must text,4 +129876,462,86,"Homer Simpson: (TEXTING) Marge, have u left me 4...",459000,TRUE,2,3737,Homer Simpson,FERRY DECK,"Marge, have u left me 4...",marge have u left me 4,6 +129877,462,87,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED MOAN),459000,FALSE,2,3737,Homer Simpson,FERRY DECK,NA,NA,NA +129878,462,88,Sailor: (NEW ENGLAND) We needed that pole to hook the dock.,466000,TRUE,697,3737,Sailor,FERRY DECK,We needed that pole to hook the dock.,we needed that pole to hook the dock,8 +129879,462,89,Sailor: Most of our cargo is explosives.,472000,TRUE,697,3737,Sailor,FERRY DECK,Most of our cargo is explosives.,most of our cargo is explosives,6 +129880,462,90,(Weasel Island: Ext. weasel island - later),483000,FALSE,NA,3738,NA,Weasel Island,NA,NA,NA +129881,462,91,(Civil War Prison: INT. CIVIL WAR PRISON - continuous),483000,FALSE,NA,3739,NA,Civil War Prison,NA,NA,NA +129882,462,92,Bart Simpson: You rebel scum make me sick! This is sweet justice for how you greybacks treated our boys at Andersonville!,483000,TRUE,8,3739,Bart Simpson,Civil War Prison,You rebel scum make me sick! This is sweet justice for how you greybacks treated our boys at Andersonville!,you rebel scum make me sick this is sweet justice for how you greybacks treated our boys at andersonville,19 +129883,462,93,Bart Simpson: Hyaa! Hyaa!,491000,TRUE,8,3739,Bart Simpson,Civil War Prison,Hyaa! Hyaa!,hyaa hyaa,2 +129884,462,94,"Lisa Simpson: When there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history.",491000,TRUE,9,3739,Lisa Simpson,Civil War Prison,"When there's cruelty involved, Bart sure knows his history.",when theres cruelty involved bart sure knows his history,9 +129885,462,95,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Well, if Moe were leaving with one of our wives, it wouldn't be my Helen. We just started a new jigsaw puzzle last week. We're still on the edges!",494000,TRUE,140,3739,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Civil War Prison,"Well, if Moe were leaving with one of our wives, it wouldn't be my Helen. We just started a new jigsaw puzzle last week. We're still on the edges!",well if moe were leaving with one of our wives it wouldnt be my helen we just started a new jigsaw puzzle last week were still on the edges,29 +129997,462,207,"Moe Szyslak: (FLIRTY) I'm, uh, I'm sure you do.",953000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,"I'm, uh, I'm sure you do.",im uh im sure you do,6 +129886,462,96,"Homer Simpson: Well, Marge and I don't have any problems. We never even fight anymore.",503000,TRUE,2,3739,Homer Simpson,Civil War Prison,"Well, Marge and I don't have any problems. We never even fight anymore.",well marge and i dont have any problems we never even fight anymore,13 +129887,462,97,Homer Simpson: What?,508000,TRUE,2,3739,Homer Simpson,Civil War Prison,What?,what,1 +129888,462,98,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: When a woman is peaceful and content, that means all hell is about to break loose!",510000,TRUE,208,3739,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Civil War Prison,"When a woman is peaceful and content, that means all hell is about to break loose!",when a woman is peaceful and content that means all hell is about to break loose,16 +129889,462,99,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Think back, Homer. When did you first realize Marge was checked out like a Harry Potter book at the public library? (ECHOING) Think back. Think back. Think back...",515000,TRUE,140,3739,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Civil War Prison,"Think back, Homer. When did you first realize Marge was checked out like a Harry Potter book at the public library? Think back. Think back. Think back...",think back homer when did you first realize marge was checked out like a harry potter book at the public library think back think back think back,27 +129890,462,100,(CRIB: Int. crib - continuous),527000,FALSE,NA,3740,NA,CRIB,NA,NA,NA +129891,462,101,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (ANNOYED) Not that far back.,527000,TRUE,140,3740,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,CRIB,Not that far back.,not that far back,4 +129892,462,102,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - night - flashback),531000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129893,462,103,Marge Simpson: Homer my Mother's party's starting any minute. Get busy.,531000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer my Mother's party's starting any minute. Get busy.,homer my mothers partys starting any minute get busy,9 +129894,462,104,"Homer Simpson: Moe, my in-laws are coming. I need something strong enough that I forget I hate them, but not so strong that I tell them I love them.",537000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Moe, my in-laws are coming. I need something strong enough that I forget I hate them, but not so strong that I tell them I love them.",moe my in-laws are coming i need something strong enough that i forget i hate them but not so strong that i tell them i love them,27 +129895,462,105,"Moe Szyslak: Sorry Homer, I ain't servin' no liquor. Just ""O'Glums"" non-alcohol beer.",545000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Sorry Homer, I ain't servin' no liquor. Just ""O'Glums"" non-alcohol beer.",sorry homer i aint servin no liquor just oglums non-alcohol beer,11 +129896,462,106,"Homer Simpson: Marge, this is crazy!",550000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, this is crazy!",marge this is crazy,4 +129897,462,107,Marge Simpson: This is my mother's eightieth birthday party and you're not ruining it. (PATS HIM GENTLY) You'll have a good time. I invited a friend for you.,552000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This is my mother's eightieth birthday party and you're not ruining it. You'll have a good time. I invited a friend for you.,this is my mothers eightieth birthday party and youre not ruining it youll have a good time i invited a friend for you,23 +129898,462,108,Ned Flanders: (ENTERS) Knock-a-doodle-you!,559000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Knock-a-doodle-you!,knock-a-doodle-you,1 +129899,462,109,Homer Simpson: Flanders?!,559000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Flanders?!,flanders,1 +129900,462,110,"Ned Flanders: Neighbor, Marge invited me over to be the little angel on your shoulder, so you wouldn't listen to the four hundred devils on the other.",563000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Neighbor, Marge invited me over to be the little angel on your shoulder, so you wouldn't listen to the four hundred devils on the other.",neighbor marge invited me over to be the little angel on your shoulder so you wouldnt listen to the four hundred devils on the other,25 +129901,462,111,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),563000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129902,462,112,Homer Devils: (ANNOYED GRUNTS),563000,FALSE,5633,5,Homer Devils,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +129903,462,113,(Simpson Living Room: Int. Simpson living room - later),577000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +129904,462,114,"Patty Bouvier: Hey, Chunky with the Pants of Meatballs.",577000,TRUE,10,25,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,"Hey, Chunky with the Pants of Meatballs.",hey chunky with the pants of meatballs,7 +129905,462,115,Selma Bouvier: Take our picture.,580000,TRUE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,Take our picture.,take our picture,3 +129906,462,116,Homer Simpson: (BEGRUDGING) All right.,581000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,All right.,all right,2 +129907,462,117,Patty Bouvier: I wasn't smiling!,583000,TRUE,10,25,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,I wasn't smiling!,i wasnt smiling,3 +129908,462,118,Homer Simpson: What the--,584000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,What the--,what the--,2 +129909,462,119,Selma Bouvier: I had something in my teeth.,585000,TRUE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,I had something in my teeth.,i had something in my teeth,6 +129910,462,120,Homer Simpson: Why you--,586000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Why you--,why you--,2 +129911,462,121,Patty Bouvier: My eyes were shut.,587000,TRUE,10,25,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,My eyes were shut.,my eyes were shut,4 +129912,462,122,Homer Simpson: Lousy--,588000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Lousy--,lousy--,1 +129913,462,123,Selma Bouvier: My sweater's on backwards!,589000,TRUE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,My sweater's on backwards!,my sweaters on backwards,4 +129914,462,124,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED MOAN),589000,FALSE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +129915,462,125,Selma Bouvier: He can't do anything right.,589000,TRUE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,He can't do anything right.,he cant do anything right,5 +129916,462,126,Patty Bouvier: Except setting off car alarms with his big fat footsteps.,593000,TRUE,10,25,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,Except setting off car alarms with his big fat footsteps.,except setting off car alarms with his big fat footsteps,10 +129917,462,127,Homer Simpson: You take that back!,596000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,You take that back!,you take that back,4 +129918,462,128,Selma Bouvier: (CHUCKLE),596000,FALSE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +130352,463,291,Bonnie: Yay!,1233000,TRUE,5109,410,Bonnie,Evergreen Terrace,Yay!,yay,1 +129919,462,129,"Homer Simpson: Go ugly up someone else's house, you penis-curling she-devils!",604000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Go ugly up someone else's house, you penis-curling she-devils!",go ugly up someone elses house you penis-curling she-devils,9 +129920,462,130,Selma Bouvier: You got it. / We're not staying where we're not wanted.,608000,TRUE,22,25,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Living Room,You got it. / We're not staying where we're not wanted.,you got it were not staying where were not wanted,10 +129921,462,131,Marge Simpson: Every time I plan something that means something to me you somehow mess it up.,611000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Every time I plan something that means something to me you somehow mess it up.,every time i plan something that means something to me you somehow mess it up,15 +129922,462,132,"Bart Simpson: I need some cash, man.",623000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"I need some cash, man.",i need some cash man,5 +129923,462,133,"Bart Simpson: ""You will lose all your money."" (SCOFFS) We'll see about that!",628000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"""You will lose all your money."" We'll see about that!",you will lose all your money well see about that,10 +129924,462,134,(Weasel Island: EXT. WEASEL ISLAND - amusement area - day),641000,FALSE,NA,3738,NA,Weasel Island,NA,NA,NA +129925,462,135,"Bart Simpson: One, please.",641000,TRUE,8,3738,Bart Simpson,Weasel Island,"One, please.",one please,2 +129926,462,136,Carny: You had that scar before you got on.,642000,TRUE,2392,3738,Carny,Weasel Island,You had that scar before you got on.,you had that scar before you got on,8 +129927,462,137,Bart Simpson: (PUZZLED) What scar?,645000,TRUE,8,3738,Bart Simpson,Weasel Island,What scar?,what scar,2 +129928,462,138,"Carny: Oh, you'll find out.",645000,TRUE,2392,3738,Carny,Weasel Island,"Oh, you'll find out.",oh youll find out,4 +129929,462,139,"Carny: (MUTTERS TO HIMSELF QUIETLY LIKE A CRAZY MAN) ...oh, man do I make the soup. My goodness do I make the soup.",648000,TRUE,2392,3738,Carny,Weasel Island,"...oh, man do I make the soup. My goodness do I make the soup.",oh man do i make the soup my goodness do i make the soup,14 +129930,462,140,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) I'm doomed.,655000,TRUE,2,3738,Homer Simpson,Weasel Island,I'm doomed.,im doomed,2 +129931,462,141,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Now, we don't know for sure it's your wife.",656000,TRUE,140,3738,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Weasel Island,"Now, we don't know for sure it's your wife.",now we dont know for sure its your wife,9 +129932,462,142,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (TO APU) It could be yours!,659000,TRUE,140,3738,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Weasel Island,It could be yours!,it could be yours,4 +129933,462,143,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh, no sir. My marriage is solid. Manjula would never cheat on me like I cheated on-- (REALIZING) Hoo-boy.",660000,TRUE,208,3738,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Weasel Island,"Oh, no sir. My marriage is solid. Manjula would never cheat on me like I cheated on-- Hoo-boy.",oh no sir my marriage is solid manjula would never cheat on me like i cheated on-- hoo-boy,18 +129934,462,144,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (NODS) That's right. Now, was there ever a time when your wife might have found comfort in Moe's hairy arms? Think back, Apu. Think back, Apu.",666000,TRUE,140,3738,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Weasel Island,"That's right. Now, was there ever a time when your wife might have found comfort in Moe's hairy arms? Think back, Apu. Think back, Apu.",thats right now was there ever a time when your wife might have found comfort in moes hairy arms think back apu think back apu,25 +129935,462,145,Ralph Wiggum: (STARTLED NOISE),666000,FALSE,119,3738,Ralph Wiggum,Weasel Island,NA,NA,NA +129936,462,146,(Moe's Tavern: INT. Moe's bar - DUSK),684000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129937,462,147,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: May we use your restroom to change our kids out of their cricket uniforms?,684000,TRUE,208,15,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,May we use your restroom to change our kids out of their cricket uniforms?,may we use your restroom to change our kids out of their cricket uniforms,14 +129938,462,148,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: We got caught in the rain because someone wouldn't use international short form rules.,687000,TRUE,1975,15,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,We got caught in the rain because someone wouldn't use international short form rules.,we got caught in the rain because someone wouldnt use international short form rules,14 +129939,462,149,"Moe Szyslak: Calm down there, 'Pu and She-Pu. You can use the restroom.",692000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Calm down there, 'Pu and She-Pu. You can use the restroom.",calm down there pu and she-pu you can use the restroom,11 +129940,462,150,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SIGHS) My one day off and it's miserable.,695000,TRUE,208,15,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,My one day off and it's miserable.,my one day off and its miserable,7 +129941,462,151,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: This is my day everyday!,699000,TRUE,1975,15,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,This is my day everyday!,this is my day everyday,5 +129942,462,152,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You see this? (MIMES PLAYING TINY SITAR) I'm playing the world's smallest sitar for you.,701000,TRUE,208,15,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,You see this? I'm playing the world's smallest sitar for you.,you see this im playing the worlds smallest sitar for you,11 +129943,462,153,(Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment: Ext. street in front of APU AND MANJULA'S apartment - LATER),709000,FALSE,NA,3741,NA,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +129944,462,154,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (QUICKLY COUNTING) One-two-three-four-five-six... (HORRIFIED GASP) We are missing a tuplet!,709000,TRUE,1975,3741,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,One-two-three-four-five-six... We are missing a tuplet!,one-two-three-four-five-six we are missing a tuplet,6 +129945,462,155,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: We must have left it at that godforsaken pub!,713000,TRUE,208,3741,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,We must have left it at that godforsaken pub!,we must have left it at that godforsaken pub,9 +129946,462,156,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: How could you forget your own child?,716000,TRUE,1975,3741,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,How could you forget your own child?,how could you forget your own child,7 +129947,462,157,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: How could you forget your own child?!,718000,TRUE,208,3741,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,How could you forget your own child?!,how could you forget your own child,7 +129998,462,208,Helen Lovejoy: (FLIRTY LAUGH),953000,FALSE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129948,462,158,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh, I can't believe I married you. What my grandfather saw in your grandfather, I will never know.",720000,TRUE,1975,3741,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,"Oh, I can't believe I married you. What my grandfather saw in your grandfather, I will never know.",oh i cant believe i married you what my grandfather saw in your grandfather i will never know,18 +129949,462,159,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, hey 'Pu. I just want you to know that I got one of your kids here. This ain't a kidnapping thing, but if you're in the mood to give me a million dollars, that's cool. This should not be interpreted by federal agents as a threat. Once again, no threat, but will take the dough.",722000,TRUE,17,3741,Moe Szyslak,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,"Uh, hey 'Pu. I just want you to know that I got one of your kids here. This ain't a kidnapping thing, but if you're in the mood to give me a million dollars, that's cool. This should not be interpreted by federal agents as a threat. Once again, no threat, but will take the dough.",uh hey pu i just want you to know that i got one of your kids here this aint a kidnapping thing but if youre in the mood to give me a million dollars thats cool this should not be interpreted by federal agents as a threat once again no threat but will take the dough,56 +129950,462,160,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well, one of us has to go back to Moe's... maybe have a beer or two... shoot a game of pool, and if I win I have to play the challenger, such are the customs of billiards...",742000,TRUE,208,3741,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,"Well, one of us has to go back to Moe's... maybe have a beer or two... shoot a game of pool, and if I win I have to play the challenger, such are the customs of billiards...",well one of us has to go back to moes maybe have a beer or two shoot a game of pool and if i win i have to play the challenger such are the customs of billiards,37 +129951,462,161,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (CALLING AFTER) What a great father, I say sarcastically!",753000,TRUE,1975,3741,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,"What a great father, I say sarcastically!",what a great father i say sarcastically,7 +129952,462,162,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: If only that mark on your forehead was an off-button!,757000,TRUE,208,3741,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,If only that mark on your forehead was an off-button!,if only that mark on your forehead was an off-button,10 +129953,462,163,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hours later, she returned -- smelling of beer and pickled eggs. I know no more.",761000,TRUE,208,3741,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,"Hours later, she returned -- smelling of beer and pickled eggs. I know no more.",hours later she returned -- smelling of beer and pickled eggs i know no more,15 +129954,462,164,Homer Simpson: Uh... I do.,766000,TRUE,2,3741,Homer Simpson,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,Uh... I do.,uh i do,3 +129955,462,165,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You do?! Tell me!,768000,TRUE,208,3741,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,You do?! Tell me!,you do tell me,4 +129956,462,166,"Homer Simpson: I was there when your wife got to Moe's, being my usual effervescent self...",769000,TRUE,2,3741,Homer Simpson,Street In Front Of Apu And Manjula's Apartment,"I was there when your wife got to Moe's, being my usual effervescent self...",i was there when your wife got to moes being my usual effervescent self,14 +129957,462,167,(Moe's Tavern: Int. mOE'S BAR - later),779000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129958,462,168,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh, thank you for saving my precious...Gheet! (SIGHS)",779000,TRUE,1975,15,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, thank you for saving my precious...Gheet!",oh thank you for saving my preciousgheet,7 +129959,462,169,Moe Szyslak: (SYMPATHETIC) Sounds like you had a rough day.,784000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Sounds like you had a rough day.,sounds like you had a rough day,7 +129960,462,170,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: It's true.,788000,TRUE,1975,15,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,It's true.,its true,2 +129961,462,171,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: My eyes have more bags than the Darjeeling Limited.,789000,TRUE,1975,15,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,My eyes have more bags than the Darjeeling Limited.,my eyes have more bags than the darjeeling limited,9 +129962,462,172,"Moe Szyslak: (SLIGHTLY CONFUSED CHUCKLE) Yeah, that's probably a good one. Here, I got somethin' that might cheer ya up.",793000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, that's probably a good one. Here, I got somethin' that might cheer ya up.",yeah thats probably a good one here i got somethin that might cheer ya up,15 +129963,462,173,"Moe Szyslak: I got this for women that came to the bar, and Low-Blow Boxing for the guys.",797000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"I got this for women that came to the bar, and Low-Blow Boxing for the guys.",i got this for women that came to the bar and low-blow boxing for the guys,16 +129964,462,174,"Boxer: (PRE-RECORDED, IN PAIN) My nards! My nards! My nards!",802000,TRUE,671,15,Boxer,Moe's Tavern,My nards! My nards! My nards!,my nards my nards my nards,6 +129965,462,175,"Moe Szyslak: So uh, would you like to cut one? (THEN NERVOUS) I mean a rug. Oh God, I always say the wrong thing.",805000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"So uh, would you like to cut one? I mean a rug. Oh God, I always say the wrong thing.",so uh would you like to cut one i mean a rug oh god i always say the wrong thing,20 +129966,462,176,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED) You said you'd be home by seven to help with my mother's birthday!,816000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,You said you'd be home by seven to help with my mother's birthday!,you said youd be home by seven to help with my mothers birthday,13 +129967,462,177,Homer Simpson: (PAINED PANICKY NOISE),816000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +129968,462,178,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (PANICKED) Then what happened?,822000,TRUE,208,15,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,Then what happened?,then what happened,3 +129969,462,179,Homer Simpson: I don't know.,822000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I don't know.,i dont know,3 +129970,462,180,"Carny: Teacup? How'd that get in there? (WHISPERS) Question me, you little rutabaga brain, I'll take your eyeball and make soup out of it.",825000,TRUE,2392,15,Carny,Moe's Tavern,"Teacup? How'd that get in there? Question me, you little rutabaga brain, I'll take your eyeball and make soup out of it.",teacup howd that get in there question me you little rutabaga brain ill take your eyeball and make soup out of it,22 +129999,462,209,"Moe Szyslak: What's so damn funny? I mean, (CHUCKLES TO FIT IN)",955000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,"What's so damn funny? I mean,",whats so damn funny i mean,6 +129971,462,181,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well, how can you be so sure your wife is not the putty in the bartender's hands?",833000,TRUE,208,15,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,"Well, how can you be so sure your wife is not the putty in the bartender's hands?",well how can you be so sure your wife is not the putty in the bartenders hands,17 +129972,462,182,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, Padre. How innocuous are your flashbacks?",836000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, Padre. How innocuous are your flashbacks?",yeah padre how innocuous are your flashbacks,7 +129973,462,183,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Well... I... uh...,840000,TRUE,140,15,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Moe's Tavern,Well... I... uh...,well i uh,3 +129974,462,184,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) The ferry will be back in ten minutes. It'll take us home... to find out the truth.,844000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,The ferry will be back in ten minutes. It'll take us home... to find out the truth.,the ferry will be back in ten minutes itll take us home to find out the truth,17 +129975,462,185,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (POINTEDLY, TO LOVEJOY) The truth...",851000,TRUE,208,15,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,The truth...,the truth,2 +129976,462,186,"Ralph Wiggum: (POPPING HEAD IN, OMINOUS) The roof...",851000,TRUE,119,15,Ralph Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,The roof...,the roof,2 +129977,462,187,(First Church of Springfield: EXT. SPRINGFIELD CHURCH - AFTER SERVICES - DAY),857000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129978,462,188,Marge Simpson: (TIGHTLY) I'm still mad at you from last night.,857000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,I'm still mad at you from last night.,im still mad at you from last night,8 +129979,462,189,"Homer Simpson: Today's the first, which means it was last month, which means you're being ridiculous.",859000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Today's the first, which means it was last month, which means you're being ridiculous.",todays the first which means it was last month which means youre being ridiculous,14 +129980,462,190,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: I'm glad we never argue like that.,865000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,I'm glad we never argue like that.,im glad we never argue like that,7 +129981,462,191,"Helen Lovejoy: (SNIPPY) Yes, to argue, you have to actually talk to each other.",868000,TRUE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Yes, to argue, you have to actually talk to each other.",yes to argue you have to actually talk to each other,11 +129982,462,192,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen.",871000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen.",way to bitch up the conversation helen,7 +129983,462,193,Helen Lovejoy: (DISGRUNTLED NOISE),871000,FALSE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129984,462,194,"Parson: (BING CROSBY) Oh, Tim...as your spiritual advisor, I'm afraid you two have a b-b-b-big problem.",875000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,"Oh, Tim...as your spiritual advisor, I'm afraid you two have a b-b-b-big problem.",oh timas your spiritual advisor im afraid you two have a b-b-b-big problem,13 +129985,462,195,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Me and Helen? We're as happy as Adam and Eve before Eve munched us all to Hell.,882000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Me and Helen? We're as happy as Adam and Eve before Eve munched us all to Hell.,me and helen were as happy as adam and eve before eve munched us all to hell,17 +129986,462,196,"Parson: (CONCERNED NOISE) I'm gonna let you in on a little trick they taught us in Divinity School. Now take a look at Helen over there. She seems happy as a clam, am I right?",889000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,"I'm gonna let you in on a little trick they taught us in Divinity School. Now take a look at Helen over there. She seems happy as a clam, am I right?",im gonna let you in on a little trick they taught us in divinity school now take a look at helen over there she seems happy as a clam am i right,32 +129987,462,197,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (AGREEING) Happier. Where a clam only has one pearl, she has many.",896000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Happier. Where a clam only has one pearl, she has many.",happier where a clam only has one pearl she has many,11 +129988,462,198,"Parson: Now don't you jive me, Tim. Just take your thumb and put it over her mouth.",902000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,"Now don't you jive me, Tim. Just take your thumb and put it over her mouth.",now dont you jive me tim just take your thumb and put it over her mouth,16 +129989,462,199,"Parson: See? Looks like that she-cano is about to blow! (SINGS) KRAKATOA, EAST OF JAVA / NEVER SPEWED A HOTTER LAVA / THAN A MOUNT SAINT HELEN WHO'S MAD AT YOU!",912000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,"See? Looks like that she-cano is about to blow! KRAKATOA, EAST OF JAVA / NEVER SPEWED A HOTTER LAVA / THAN A MOUNT SAINT HELEN WHO'S MAD AT YOU!",see looks like that she-cano is about to blow krakatoa east of java never spewed a hotter lava than a mount saint helen whos mad at you,27 +129990,462,200,"Black Bishop: (SINGS, LOUIS ARMSTRONG VOICE) KILAUEA / OR YOU WILL PAY HER...",925000,TRUE,5634,131,Black Bishop,First Church of Springfield,KILAUEA / OR YOU WILL PAY HER...,kilauea or you will pay her,6 +129991,462,201,Black Bishop: (AD LIB SHOOBY DOOS AND SCAT NOISES),925000,FALSE,5634,131,Black Bishop,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129992,462,202,(First Church of Springfield: INT. CHURCH - LATER THAT DAY),934000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +129993,462,203,Moe Szyslak: Is the preacher here? 'Cause there's somethin' I gotta get offa my chest. (A LITTLE OMINOUS) Somethin' more suited for the town gossip than the minister's wife.,934000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,Is the preacher here? 'Cause there's somethin' I gotta get offa my chest. Somethin' more suited for the town gossip than the minister's wife.,is the preacher here cause theres somethin i gotta get offa my chest somethin more suited for the town gossip than the ministers wife,24 +129994,462,204,Helen Lovejoy: (VERY INTRIGUED) Do tell.,942000,TRUE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Do tell.,do tell,2 +129995,462,205,"Moe Szyslak: Uh... well, there's this uh, married woman that I have feelings for. And her husband don't realize how upset she is with him.",943000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,"Uh... well, there's this uh, married woman that I have feelings for. And her husband don't realize how upset she is with him.",uh well theres this uh married woman that i have feelings for and her husband dont realize how upset she is with him,23 +129996,462,206,Helen Lovejoy: (FLIRTY) Do I know her?,951000,TRUE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Do I know her?,do i know her,4 +130003,462,213,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, I'm gonna need some help getting this off.",968000,TRUE,9,131,Lisa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Dad, I'm gonna need some help getting this off.",dad im gonna need some help getting this off,9 +130004,462,214,(STREET NEAR SPRINGFIELD FERRY DOCK: ext. street near springfield ferry dock - dusk),981000,FALSE,NA,3742,NA,STREET NEAR SPRINGFIELD FERRY DOCK,NA,NA,NA +130005,462,215,(Bus: INT. BUS - continuous),981000,FALSE,NA,36,NA,Bus,NA,NA,NA +130006,462,216,"Homer Simpson: Otto, you got to get us back to town!",981000,TRUE,2,36,Homer Simpson,Bus,"Otto, you got to get us back to town!",otto you got to get us back to town,9 +130007,462,217,"Otto Mann: Oh, nobody told me I had to drive the bus back! (AGGRAVATED NOISE) I've mistimed some substances! (SHUDDERS)",984000,TRUE,52,36,Otto Mann,Bus,"Oh, nobody told me I had to drive the bus back! I've mistimed some substances!",oh nobody told me i had to drive the bus back ive mistimed some substances,15 +130008,462,218,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - later that evening),998000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +130009,462,219,(Bus: int. bus - moving - continuous),998000,FALSE,NA,36,NA,Bus,NA,NA,NA +130010,462,220,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Here it comes. The moment of truth.,998000,TRUE,208,36,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Bus,Here it comes. The moment of truth.,here it comes the moment of truth,7 +130011,462,221,Homer Simpson: (DISTRAUGHT) She's packing her bag!,1003000,TRUE,2,36,Homer Simpson,Bus,She's packing her bag!,shes packing her bag,4 +130012,462,222,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: So it is you, Mr. Homer. But let's be honest -- a woman of her age married to a man of-- how old are you? Sixty-five?",1006000,TRUE,208,36,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Bus,"So it is you, Mr. Homer. But let's be honest -- a woman of her age married to a man of-- how old are you? Sixty-five?",so it is you mr homer but lets be honest -- a woman of her age married to a man of-- how old are you sixty-five,26 +130013,462,223,Homer Simpson: Thirty-nine.,1014000,TRUE,2,36,Homer Simpson,Bus,Thirty-nine.,thirty-nine,1 +130014,462,224,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Dear God, this day gets more and more disturbing.",1016000,TRUE,208,36,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Bus,"Dear God, this day gets more and more disturbing.",dear god this day gets more and more disturbing,9 +130015,462,225,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - living room - CONTINUOUS),1022000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130016,462,226,Homer Simpson: (GASP) Marge! No! Stop packing your--,1022000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Marge! No! Stop packing your--,marge no stop packing your--,5 +130017,462,227,Homer Simpson: Painting supplies?!,1024000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Painting supplies?!,painting supplies,2 +130018,462,228,Lisa Simpson: Grandma?!,1025000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Grandma?!,grandma,1 +130019,462,229,"Marge Simpson: (RE: PORTRAIT, UPBEAT) What do you think?",1027000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What do you think?,what do you think,4 +130020,462,230,Homer Simpson: (HOPING BEYOND HOPE) You're not leaving me?,1029000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You're not leaving me?,youre not leaving me,4 +130021,462,231,Marge Simpson: My mother explained that what happened at the party wasn't your fault.,1031000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,My mother explained that what happened at the party wasn't your fault.,my mother explained that what happened at the party wasnt your fault,12 +130022,462,232,Jacqueline Bouvier: It's that Patty and Selma. There's something evil about them. Did you know they smoked when I was pregnant?,1035000,TRUE,112,5,Jacqueline Bouvier,Simpson Home,It's that Patty and Selma. There's something evil about them. Did you know they smoked when I was pregnant?,its that patty and selma theres something evil about them did you know they smoked when i was pregnant,19 +130023,462,233,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Oh Marge, you not leaving with Moe is the best thing that never happened to me.",1041000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Marge, you not leaving with Moe is the best thing that never happened to me.",oh marge you not leaving with moe is the best thing that never happened to me,16 +130024,462,234,(Bus: INT. BUS - CONTINUOUS),1048000,FALSE,NA,36,NA,Bus,NA,NA,NA +130025,462,235,"Otto Mann: Okay Reverend, your place is next.",1048000,TRUE,52,36,Otto Mann,Bus,"Okay Reverend, your place is next.",okay reverend your place is next,6 +130026,462,236,"Kirk Van Houten: Actually, Milhouse and I are next.",1050000,TRUE,817,36,Kirk Van Houten,Bus,"Actually, Milhouse and I are next.",actually milhouse and i are next,6 +130027,462,237,"Otto Mann: Oh, there's no suspense at your place. Even I've hooked up with your old lady. (TO MILHOUSE) Sorry, kid.",1053000,TRUE,52,36,Otto Mann,Bus,"Oh, there's no suspense at your place. Even I've hooked up with your old lady. Sorry, kid.",oh theres no suspense at your place even ive hooked up with your old lady sorry kid,17 +130028,462,238,"Milhouse Van Houten: You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.",1058000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,"You were my favorite uncle, Uncle Otto.",you were my favorite uncle uncle otto,7 +130029,462,239,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. first church of springfield - day),1071000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +130030,462,240,(Lovejoy's Bedroom: Int. Lovejoy's bedroom - moments later),1071000,FALSE,NA,245,NA,Lovejoy's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +130031,462,241,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (WORRIED) Two tickets to Istanbul!,1071000,TRUE,140,245,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Lovejoy's Bedroom,Two tickets to Istanbul!,two tickets to istanbul,4 +130032,462,242,"Helen Lovejoy: That's right, Tim. I'm taking these bags, and I'm walking out that door! Meanwhile, you'll be setting the alarm. And then you'll join me in the cab.",1074000,TRUE,309,245,Helen Lovejoy,Lovejoy's Bedroom,"That's right, Tim. I'm taking these bags, and I'm walking out that door! Meanwhile, you'll be setting the alarm. And then you'll join me in the cab.",thats right tim im taking these bags and im walking out that door meanwhile youll be setting the alarm and then youll join me in the cab,27 +130033,462,243,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: You're leaving... with me?,1082000,TRUE,140,245,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Lovejoy's Bedroom,You're leaving... with me?,youre leaving with me,4 +130034,462,244,Helen Lovejoy: (SWEETLY) Would you rather I bring someone else on the world's most romantic train?,1084000,TRUE,309,245,Helen Lovejoy,Lovejoy's Bedroom,Would you rather I bring someone else on the world's most romantic train?,would you rather i bring someone else on the worlds most romantic train,13 +130127,463,66,"Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS, RUNS OFF)",336000,FALSE,8,3743,Bart Simpson,Iceland,NA,NA,NA +130035,462,245,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Oh, Helen!",1090000,TRUE,140,245,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Lovejoy's Bedroom,"Oh, Helen!",oh helen,2 +130036,462,246,Helen Lovejoy: Is that a train in your pocket or are you happy to see me?,1094000,TRUE,309,245,Helen Lovejoy,Lovejoy's Bedroom,Is that a train in your pocket or are you happy to see me?,is that a train in your pocket or are you happy to see me,14 +130037,462,247,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Both.,1097000,TRUE,140,245,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Lovejoy's Bedroom,Both.,both,1 +130038,462,248,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. church - continuous),1099000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +130039,462,249,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SADLY) And so it is me.,1099000,TRUE,208,131,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,First Church of Springfield,And so it is me.,and so it is me,5 +130040,462,250,(Apu and Manjula's Apartment Building: EXT. APU AND MANJULA'S APARTMENT BUILDING - A LITTLE LATER),1114000,FALSE,NA,2417,NA,Apu and Manjula's Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +130041,462,251,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SADLY) I feel the pain of a thousand Squishee headaches.,1114000,TRUE,208,2417,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Apu and Manjula's Apartment Building,I feel the pain of a thousand Squishee headaches.,i feel the pain of a thousand squishee headaches,9 +130042,462,252,(Apartment: INT. APARTMENT - MOMENTS LATER),1122000,FALSE,NA,329,NA,Apartment,NA,NA,NA +130043,462,253,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: My worst fears confirmed.,1122000,TRUE,208,329,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,My worst fears confirmed.,my worst fears confirmed,4 +130044,462,254,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Apu, this man has come here to convince me to do something I never thought I would do... stay with you.",1125000,TRUE,1975,329,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,"Apu, this man has come here to convince me to do something I never thought I would do... stay with you.",apu this man has come here to convince me to do something i never thought i would do stay with you,21 +130045,462,255,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (STARTLED NOISE) You mean you are not leaving me for him?,1130000,TRUE,208,329,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,You mean you are not leaving me for him?,you mean you are not leaving me for him,9 +130046,462,256,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (LAUGHS) Don't be ridiculous. What am I, blind and noseless?",1133000,TRUE,1975,329,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,"Don't be ridiculous. What am I, blind and noseless?",dont be ridiculous what am i blind and noseless,9 +130047,462,257,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, hey, I'm right here.",1137000,TRUE,17,329,Moe Szyslak,Apartment,"Hey, hey, I'm right here.",hey hey im right here,5 +130048,462,258,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Believe me, I know. Apu, our marriage will never be easy. But nothing worth doing is ever easy.",1138000,TRUE,1975,329,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,"Believe me, I know. Apu, our marriage will never be easy. But nothing worth doing is ever easy.",believe me i know apu our marriage will never be easy but nothing worth doing is ever easy,18 +130049,462,259,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: It is true. The tastiest ice cream is the hardest to scoop.,1145000,TRUE,208,329,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,It is true. The tastiest ice cream is the hardest to scoop.,it is true the tastiest ice cream is the hardest to scoop,12 +130050,462,260,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (SMILES) But if you wrap something warm around it...,1149000,TRUE,1975,329,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,But if you wrap something warm around it...,but if you wrap something warm around it,8 +130051,462,261,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (TOUCHED NOISE),1149000,FALSE,208,329,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,NA,NA,NA +130052,462,262,"Moe Szyslak: Very nice. Well all's well that ends well, huh?",1153000,TRUE,17,329,Moe Szyslak,Apartment,"Very nice. Well all's well that ends well, huh?",very nice well alls well that ends well huh,9 +130053,462,263,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Yes, except for... (GROWING ANGER) Why did you write that horrible letter?",1155000,TRUE,208,329,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Apartment,"Yes, except for... Why did you write that horrible letter?",yes except for why did you write that horrible letter,10 +130054,462,264,Moe Szyslak: When I saw how much trouble your marriages were in...,1159000,TRUE,17,329,Moe Szyslak,Apartment,When I saw how much trouble your marriages were in...,when i saw how much trouble your marriages were in,10 +130055,462,265,Moe Szyslak: I knew I had to act fast.,1163000,TRUE,17,329,Moe Szyslak,Apartment,I knew I had to act fast.,i knew i had to act fast,7 +130056,462,266,"Moe Szyslak: I got Marge's mother to go to Marge, convinced Helen to ride the rails of romance with the padre, then I bought some roadside corn, ate it raw, got a kernel in my teeth, flossed with the corn silk, and then I came over to fix things with Manjula.",1166000,TRUE,17,329,Moe Szyslak,Apartment,"I got Marge's mother to go to Marge, convinced Helen to ride the rails of romance with the padre, then I bought some roadside corn, ate it raw, got a kernel in my teeth, flossed with the corn silk, and then I came over to fix things with Manjula.",i got marges mother to go to marge convinced helen to ride the rails of romance with the padre then i bought some roadside corn ate it raw got a kernel in my teeth flossed with the corn silk and then i came over to fix things with manjula,49 +130057,462,267,Moe Szyslak: And I wrote that letter so you three chumps would realize that you have not been treatin' your wives the way they deserve. Think of it as a wakeup call from a man who ain't got nothin' but a blowup doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.,1179000,TRUE,17,329,Moe Szyslak,Apartment,And I wrote that letter so you three chumps would realize that you have not been treatin' your wives the way they deserve. Think of it as a wakeup call from a man who ain't got nothin' but a blowup doll. And even she left me. Should not have used helium.,and i wrote that letter so you three chumps would realize that you have not been treatin your wives the way they deserve think of it as a wakeup call from a man who aint got nothin but a blowup doll and even she left me should not have used helium,51 +130058,462,268,"Homer Simpson: Moe, I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you... so I'm gonna do both.",1193000,TRUE,2,329,Homer Simpson,Apartment,"Moe, I don't know whether to punch you or kiss you... so I'm gonna do both.",moe i dont know whether to punch you or kiss you so im gonna do both,16 +130059,462,269,"Moe Szyslak: So all you mugs out there, be sure you don't take for granted the woman you love. Oh, and it's Mother's Day, so call your ma.",1200000,TRUE,17,329,Moe Szyslak,Apartment,"So all you mugs out there, be sure you don't take for granted the woman you love. Oh, and it's Mother's Day, so call your ma.",so all you mugs out there be sure you dont take for granted the woman you love oh and its mothers day so call your ma,26 +130128,463,67,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing - day),345000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130060,462,270,"Moe Szyslak: Take her down to the diner at the department store there. Get her a roast beef on rye. Oh, and make sure she gets a fruit cup on the side -- she's worth it.",1209000,TRUE,17,329,Moe Szyslak,Apartment,"Take her down to the diner at the department store there. Get her a roast beef on rye. Oh, and make sure she gets a fruit cup on the side -- she's worth it.",take her down to the diner at the department store there get her a roast beef on rye oh and make sure she gets a fruit cup on the side -- shes worth it,34 +130061,463,0,(Springfield Town Hall: EXT. SPRINGFIELD CITY HALL - night - ESTABLISHING),92000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +130062,463,1,(Springfield Town Hall: Int. City Hall - continuous),92000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +130063,463,2,"Mayor Joe Quimby: People of Springfield, this town is in the worst financial meltdown we've ever seen. No longer can we cook the books and fudge the numbers.",92000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"People of Springfield, this town is in the worst financial meltdown we've ever seen. No longer can we cook the books and fudge the numbers.",people of springfield this town is in the worst financial meltdown weve ever seen no longer can we cook the books and fudge the numbers,25 +130064,463,3,Homer Simpson: (DROOLING NOISES),92000,FALSE,2,48,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +130065,463,4,Thought Bubble Marge: This is serious. Pay attention!,100000,TRUE,4521,48,Thought Bubble Marge,Springfield Town Hall,This is serious. Pay attention!,this is serious pay attention,5 +130066,463,5,Mayor Joe Quimby: And so it is with regret I announce the following cost-cutting measures: eliminating dead animal pick-up...,111000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,And so it is with regret I announce the following cost-cutting measures: eliminating dead animal pick-up...,and so it is with regret i announce the following cost-cutting measures eliminating dead animal pick-up,16 +130067,463,6,(Highway: EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY),126000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +130068,463,7,(Springfield Elementary School: ExT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - morning),126000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +130069,463,8,Mayor Joe Quimby: Dramatic cutbacks in our education budget...,126000,TRUE,240,3,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Elementary School,Dramatic cutbacks in our education budget...,dramatic cutbacks in our education budget,6 +130070,463,9,"Seymour Skinner: Good morning, children. Today we are instituting shortened school hours.",131000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Good morning, children. Today we are instituting shortened school hours.",good morning children today we are instituting shortened school hours,10 +130071,463,10,Lisa Simpson: How shortened?,135000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How shortened?,how shortened,2 +130072,463,11,"Gary Chalmers: Take 'em home, Otto.",136000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Take 'em home, Otto.",take em home otto,4 +130073,463,12,(Springfield Penitentiary: Ext. SpRINGFIELD PENITENTIARY - DAY),139000,FALSE,NA,1504,NA,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +130074,463,13,Mayor Joe Quimby: ...and we have released all low-level criminals from our prisons.,139000,TRUE,240,1504,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Penitentiary,...and we have released all low-level criminals from our prisons.,and we have released all low-level criminals from our prisons,10 +130075,463,14,(Kwik-E-Mart: INT. KWIK-E-MART - CONTINUOUS),159000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +130076,463,15,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Spit the grapes back in with the others.,159000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Spit the grapes back in with the others.,spit the grapes back in with the others,8 +130077,463,16,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - day),165000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +130078,463,17,"Marge Simpson: Homie, slow down!",165000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,"Homie, slow down!",homie slow down,3 +130079,463,18,Homer Simpson: Why should I? The city's broke! They can't afford to enforce their precious laws!,167000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Why should I? The city's broke! They can't afford to enforce their precious laws!,why should i the citys broke they cant afford to enforce their precious laws,14 +130080,463,19,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - continuous),176000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +130081,463,20,"Chief Wiggum: How fast were they goin', Lou?",176000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,"How fast were they goin', Lou?",how fast were they goin lou,6 +130082,463,21,"Lou: I don't know, Chief. We can't afford a radar gun. So we're just using a thermos on top of a hose handle.",178000,TRUE,91,270,Lou,Springfield Street,"I don't know, Chief. We can't afford a radar gun. So we're just using a thermos on top of a hose handle.",i dont know chief we cant afford a radar gun so were just using a thermos on top of a hose handle,22 +130083,463,22,"Chief Wiggum: Well, it's better than my pistol.",183000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,"Well, it's better than my pistol.",well its better than my pistol,6 +130084,463,23,"Lou: Hey, that Ralphie's getting' to be a pretty fine artist.",185000,TRUE,91,270,Lou,Springfield Street,"Hey, that Ralphie's getting' to be a pretty fine artist.",hey that ralphies getting to be a pretty fine artist,10 +130085,463,24,Chief Wiggum: (COLDLY) I drew it.,190000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,I drew it.,i drew it,3 +130086,463,25,Lou: Hm.,191000,TRUE,91,270,Lou,Springfield Street,Hm.,hm,1 +130087,463,26,Chief Wiggum: Um-hm.,191000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,Um-hm.,um-hm,1 +130088,463,27,(Springfield Elementary School: ExT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - morning),206000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +130089,463,28,(Springfield: ext. springfield - moving aerial shot - day),206000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +130090,463,29,Lisa Simpson: (SAD) Another Springfield family moves to Detroit to find a better life.,206000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Another Springfield family moves to Detroit to find a better life.,another springfield family moves to detroit to find a better life,11 +130091,463,30,"Marge Simpson: (WORRIED) Now that it's empty, who's gonna buy their house? What if someone moves in with two Barts? Or four teenage Barts?",210000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,"Now that it's empty, who's gonna buy their house? What if someone moves in with two Barts? Or four teenage Barts?",now that its empty whos gonna buy their house what if someone moves in with two barts or four teenage barts,21 +130092,463,31,Seymour Skinner: Eh. At least they're learning their fractions.,220000,TRUE,3,216,Seymour Skinner,Springfield,Eh. At least they're learning their fractions.,eh at least theyre learning their fractions,7 +130093,463,32,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR),220000,FALSE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +130094,463,33,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. EVERGREEN TERRACE - establishing - several days later),232000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +130095,463,34,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - TV room - CONTINUOUS),232000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130096,463,35,Lisa Simpson: What's that delicious smell?,232000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What's that delicious smell?,whats that delicious smell,4 +130097,463,36,"Bart Simpson: (SNIFFS, THEN REALIZES) Cookies!",234000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Cookies!,cookies,1 +130098,463,37,Bart Simpson: (DELIGHTED NOISE),234000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130099,463,38,Marge Simpson: Stop that sniffing! It's not for you! They're making the house next door smell like cookies so people will subconsciously want to buy it.,238000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Stop that sniffing! It's not for you! They're making the house next door smell like cookies so people will subconsciously want to buy it.,stop that sniffing its not for you theyre making the house next door smell like cookies so people will subconsciously want to buy it,24 +130100,463,39,Bart Simpson: Oh come on. What kind of big fat moron would fall for...,245000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh come on. What kind of big fat moron would fall for...,oh come on what kind of big fat moron would fall for,12 +130101,463,40,"Homer Simpson: (ENTERS, SNIFFING AIR) Cookies... so delicious... must buy house.",249000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Cookies... so delicious... must buy house.,cookies so delicious must buy house,6 +130102,463,41,"Marge Simpson: Homer, no!",252000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, no!",homer no,2 +130103,463,42,Homer Simpson: (INCREASINGLY RAVENOUS) Marge... get loan pre-approved... offer over asking... waive inspections... two-day escrow!,253000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Marge... get loan pre-approved... offer over asking... waive inspections... two-day escrow!,marge get loan pre-approved offer over asking waive inspections two-day escrow,11 +130104,463,43,(Evergreen Terrace: Ext. evergreen terrace - neighbor's house - a moment later),259000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +130105,463,44,Homer Simpson: ...initial the radon disclosure... and done.,259000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,...initial the radon disclosure... and done.,initial the radon disclosure and done,6 +130106,463,45,"Cookie Kwan: Sorry, someone else has bought the house.",263000,TRUE,3688,410,Cookie Kwan,Evergreen Terrace,"Sorry, someone else has bought the house.",sorry someone else has bought the house,7 +130107,463,46,"Homer Simpson: But my loan has already been sold in pieces to banks, hedge funds, and municipalities across the globe!",265000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"But my loan has already been sold in pieces to banks, hedge funds, and municipalities across the globe!",but my loan has already been sold in pieces to banks hedge funds and municipalities across the globe,18 +130108,463,47,(Iceland: ext. iceland - day),276000,FALSE,NA,3743,NA,Iceland,NA,NA,NA +130109,463,48,Icelandic Man: Death to Homer!,276000,TRUE,5635,3743,Icelandic Man,Iceland,Death to Homer!,death to homer,3 +130110,463,49,2nd Icelandic Man: At least we'll always have Beowulf!,277000,TRUE,5636,3743,2nd Icelandic Man,Iceland,At least we'll always have Beowulf!,at least well always have beowulf,6 +130111,463,50,Icelandic Man: That's not us!,280000,TRUE,5635,3743,Icelandic Man,Iceland,That's not us!,thats not us,3 +130112,463,51,2nd Icelandic Man: (ANGRY) Oh no!,281000,TRUE,5636,3743,2nd Icelandic Man,Iceland,Oh no!,oh no,2 +130113,463,52,"Marge Simpson: (GROWING EXCITEMENT) Credenza, credenza, lowboy, sideboard, portmanteau...",283000,TRUE,1,3743,Marge Simpson,Iceland,"Credenza, credenza, lowboy, sideboard, portmanteau...",credenza credenza lowboy sideboard portmanteau,5 +130114,463,53,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, it's so superficial to judge our new neighbor based on his furniture. (HUGE EXCITED GASP) He drives a hybrid!",293000,TRUE,9,3743,Lisa Simpson,Iceland,"Mom, it's so superficial to judge our new neighbor based on his furniture. He drives a hybrid!",mom its so superficial to judge our new neighbor based on his furniture he drives a hybrid,17 +130115,463,54,Lisa Simpson: He's got koi! (VERY IMPRESSED NOISE),301000,TRUE,9,3743,Lisa Simpson,Iceland,He's got koi!,hes got koi,3 +130116,463,55,"Marge Simpson: (EXCITED) And where there's exotic fish, there's gotta be a...",304000,TRUE,1,3743,Marge Simpson,Iceland,"And where there's exotic fish, there's gotta be a...",and where theres exotic fish theres gotta be a,9 +130117,463,56,Marge Simpson: (DREAMY) Water feature...,307000,TRUE,1,3743,Marge Simpson,Iceland,Water feature...,water feature,2 +130118,463,57,"Bart Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) Dames. (EXASPERATED NOISE) Well, I'm gonna go introduce myself Bart Simpson style.",309000,TRUE,8,3743,Bart Simpson,Iceland,"Dames. Well, I'm gonna go introduce myself Bart Simpson style.",dames well im gonna go introduce myself bart simpson style,10 +130119,463,58,Bart Simpson: Yo. Bart Simpson. (PROUDLY) No doubt you read about me in your nuisance neighbor disclosure.,316000,TRUE,8,3743,Bart Simpson,Iceland,Yo. Bart Simpson. No doubt you read about me in your nuisance neighbor disclosure.,yo bart simpson no doubt you read about me in your nuisance neighbor disclosure,14 +130120,463,59,"NEW NEIGHBOR: (SIDESHOW BOB VOICE) Hello, Bart.",321000,TRUE,5637,3743,NEW NEIGHBOR,Iceland,"Hello, Bart.",hello bart,2 +130121,463,60,Bart Simpson: (STARTLED) Huh? Say that again.,322000,TRUE,8,3743,Bart Simpson,Iceland,Huh? Say that again.,huh say that again,4 +130122,463,61,"NEW NEIGHBOR: (SIDESHOW BOB VOICE) Hello, Bart.",323000,TRUE,5637,3743,NEW NEIGHBOR,Iceland,"Hello, Bart.",hello bart,2 +130123,463,62,"Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart.",325000,TRUE,153,3743,Sideshow Bob,Iceland,"Hello, Bart.",hello bart,2 +130124,463,63,"Sideshow Bob: Hello, Bart.",326000,TRUE,153,3743,Sideshow Bob,Iceland,"Hello, Bart.",hello bart,2 +130125,463,64,Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS) Sideshow Bob!,334000,TRUE,8,3743,Bart Simpson,Iceland,Sideshow Bob!,sideshow bob,2 +130126,463,65,NEW NEIGHBOR: (PUZZLED) Side-what-whom?,336000,TRUE,5637,3743,NEW NEIGHBOR,Iceland,Side-what-whom?,side-what-whom,1 +130129,463,68,"Homer Simpson: Man, you're good with the tools when you want to be.",345000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Man, you're good with the tools when you want to be.",man youre good with the tools when you want to be,11 +130130,463,69,Marge Simpson: Why on earth do you think that harmless-looking man...is Sideshow Bob?,348000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why on earth do you think that harmless-looking man...is Sideshow Bob?,why on earth do you think that harmless-looking manis sideshow bob,11 +130131,463,70,"Bart Simpson: I know he doesn't look like him, but I'll never forget that voice!",351000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know he doesn't look like him, but I'll never forget that voice!",i know he doesnt look like him but ill never forget that voice,13 +130132,463,71,"Marge Simpson: A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob, like Frasier on ""Cheers.""",356000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"A lot of people sound like Sideshow Bob, like Frasier on ""Cheers.""",a lot of people sound like sideshow bob like frasier on cheers,12 +130133,463,72,"Homer Simpson: Or Frasier on ""Frasier.""",361000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Or Frasier on ""Frasier.""",or frasier on frasier,4 +130134,463,73,"Marge Simpson: Or Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge in ""Down Periscope.""",363000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Or Lieutenant Commander Tom Dodge in ""Down Periscope.""",or lieutenant commander tom dodge in down periscope,8 +130135,463,74,"Bart Simpson: Look, I'm telling you, no matter who he says he is, he's really Sideshow Bob!",366000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look, I'm telling you, no matter who he says he is, he's really Sideshow Bob!",look im telling you no matter who he says he is hes really sideshow bob,15 +130136,463,75,"Marge Simpson: Honey, his name is Walt Warren, and he's a very nice man. He stopped me from driving away with my coffee cup on top of the car.",371000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Honey, his name is Walt Warren, and he's a very nice man. He stopped me from driving away with my coffee cup on top of the car.",honey his name is walt warren and hes a very nice man he stopped me from driving away with my coffee cup on top of the car,27 +130137,463,76,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),371000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130138,463,77,Bart Simpson: Really? Hm. Maybe I... (SCREAMS),380000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? Hm. Maybe I...,really hm maybe i,4 +130139,463,78,Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS) Sideshow Bob!,384000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Sideshow Bob!,sideshow bob,2 +130140,463,79,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Stupid kid, fooled by a silhouette.",392000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Stupid kid, fooled by a silhouette.",stupid kid fooled by a silhouette,6 +130141,463,80,Homer Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE),392000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130142,463,81,"Homer Simpson: (""OH WELL"", THEN EXCITED) Ice cream!",400000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ice cream!,ice cream,2 +130143,463,82,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Nothing is ever boobs or ice cream.,404000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Nothing is ever boobs or ice cream.,nothing is ever boobs or ice cream,7 +130144,463,83,(WALT WARREN BACKYARD: ext. walt warren backyard - day),411000,FALSE,NA,3744,NA,WALT WARREN BACKYARD,NA,NA,NA +130145,463,84,(Bart's Treehouse: int. treehouse - continuous),411000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +130146,463,85,Bart Simpson: I'll prove I'm not crazy. Sideshow Bob could never resist singing along to a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta.,411000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,I'll prove I'm not crazy. Sideshow Bob could never resist singing along to a Gilbert and Sullivan operetta.,ill prove im not crazy sideshow bob could never resist singing along to a gilbert and sullivan operetta,18 +130147,463,86,Milhouse Van Houten: (SCANNING SHEET MUSIC) Who am I again?,417000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,Who am I again?,who am i again,4 +130148,463,87,Bart Simpson: Yum Yum. I'm Peep-bo.,418000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Yum Yum. I'm Peep-bo.,yum yum im peep-bo,4 +130149,463,88,Milhouse Van Houten: Mom! Dad! I got the lead!,422000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,Mom! Dad! I got the lead!,mom dad i got the lead,6 +130150,463,89,"Bart Simpson: And a one, and a two, and a...",424000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"And a one, and a two, and a...",and a one and a two and a,8 +130151,463,90,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SING) THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ARE WE. / PERT AS A SCHOOL GIRL, WELL CAN BE. / FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH A GIRLISH GLEE. / THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL!",426000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,"THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL ARE WE. / PERT AS A SCHOOL GIRL, WELL CAN BE. / FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH A GIRLISH GLEE. / THREE LITTLE MAIDS FROM SCHOOL!",three little maids from school are we pert as a school girl well can be filled to the brim with a girlish glee three little maids from school,28 +130152,463,91,"Milhouse Van Houten: (FOR WALT'S BENEFIT) Uh-oh, Bart. Who will sing the next verse?",434000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,"Uh-oh, Bart. Who will sing the next verse?",uh-oh bart who will sing the next verse,8 +130153,463,92,Bart Simpson: (FOR WALT'S BENEFIT) We need a third maid. Maybe someone will step in and help.,438000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,We need a third maid. Maybe someone will step in and help.,we need a third maid maybe someone will step in and help,12 +130154,463,93,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SINGS) ONE LITTLE MAID IS A BRIDE, YUM YUM.",443000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,"ONE LITTLE MAID IS A BRIDE, YUM YUM.",one little maid is a bride yum yum,8 +130155,463,94,Bart Simpson: (SINGS) TWO LITTLE MAIDS IN ATTENDANCE COME.,445000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,TWO LITTLE MAIDS IN ATTENDANCE COME.,two little maids in attendance come,6 +130156,463,95,"Bart Simpson: (SINGS, PROMPTING) THREE LITTLE MAIDS... (TRIES AGAIN) THREE LITTLE MAIDS...",447000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,THREE LITTLE MAIDS... THREE LITTLE MAIDS...,three little maids three little maids,6 +130157,463,96,Bart Simpson: (SINGS) THREE... LIT-TLE MAIDS...,451000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,THREE... LIT-TLE MAIDS...,three lit-tle maids,3 +130158,463,97,"WALT: Sorry, gentlemen. I'm not a fan...of that particular style of music. My radio dial never strays from ""89.4 - The Spur.""",453000,TRUE,5638,84,WALT,Bart's Treehouse,"Sorry, gentlemen. I'm not a fan...of that particular style of music. My radio dial never strays from ""89.4 - The Spur.""",sorry gentlemen im not a fanof that particular style of music my radio dial never strays from 894 - the spur,21 +130159,463,98,"Milhouse Van Houten: It is a good station, Bart, what with the ""Morning Cattle Drive"" and Armadillo Mike in the afternoon. And nothing keeps me informed like ""Rodeo Rick's News Roundup"" every hour on the--",457000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,"It is a good station, Bart, what with the ""Morning Cattle Drive"" and Armadillo Mike in the afternoon. And nothing keeps me informed like ""Rodeo Rick's News Roundup"" every hour on the--",it is a good station bart what with the morning cattle drive and armadillo mike in the afternoon and nothing keeps me informed like rodeo ricks news roundup every hour on the--,32 +130160,463,99,Bart Simpson: Shut up.,472000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Shut up.,shut up,2 +130161,463,100,(WALT'S HOUSE: EXT. walt's house - dAY),474000,FALSE,NA,3745,NA,WALT'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +130162,463,101,"WALT: I just want to say I've not only found new neighbors but gained new friends. And from now on, Wi-Fi in this neighborhood is on me!",474000,TRUE,5638,3745,WALT,WALT'S HOUSE,"I just want to say I've not only found new neighbors but gained new friends. And from now on, Wi-Fi in this neighborhood is on me!",i just want to say ive not only found new neighbors but gained new friends and from now on wi-fi in this neighborhood is on me,26 +130163,463,102,Neighbors: (GASP),474000,FALSE,5639,3745,Neighbors,WALT'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +130164,463,103,"Lenny Leonard: (EXCITED) Ooh, that book I ordered is gonna be delayed.",487000,TRUE,165,3745,Lenny Leonard,WALT'S HOUSE,"Ooh, that book I ordered is gonna be delayed.",ooh that book i ordered is gonna be delayed,9 +130165,463,104,"Bart Simpson: All right, ""Walt Warren,"" let's see who you really are.",493000,TRUE,8,3745,Bart Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,"All right, ""Walt Warren,"" let's see who you really are.",all right walt warren lets see who you really are,10 +130166,463,105,"Bart Simpson: (READING) ""Harmless World,"" ""Mild Manners,"" ""Not Mad Magazine,"" ""Nap Fancy,"" ""Calm,"" ""Comfortable,"" a ""Cuddly Puppies"" calendar...",497000,TRUE,8,3745,Bart Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,"""Harmless World,"" ""Mild Manners,"" ""Not Mad Magazine,"" ""Nap Fancy,"" ""Calm,"" ""Comfortable,"" a ""Cuddly Puppies"" calendar...",harmless world mild manners not mad magazine nap fancy calm comfortable a cuddly puppies calendar,15 +130167,463,106,"Bart Simpson: (CHARMED) Aww, the little guy can't get out of the pumpkin. (CATCHING HIMSELF) There must be something here!",506000,TRUE,8,3745,Bart Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,"Aww, the little guy can't get out of the pumpkin. There must be something here!",aww the little guy cant get out of the pumpkin there must be something here,15 +130168,463,107,"Bart Simpson: Something, something, something!",511000,TRUE,8,3745,Bart Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,"Something, something, something!",something something something,3 +130169,463,108,Marge Simpson: Bart?!,513000,TRUE,1,3745,Marge Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,Bart?!,bart,1 +130170,463,109,Bart Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),513000,FALSE,8,3745,Bart Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +130171,463,110,Marge Simpson: What are you doing?! You're indoors at an outdoor party!,513000,TRUE,1,3745,Marge Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,What are you doing?! You're indoors at an outdoor party!,what are you doing youre indoors at an outdoor party,10 +130172,463,111,Bart Simpson: Walt is Sideshow Bob and I'm gonna prove it. Look!,518000,TRUE,8,3745,Bart Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,Walt is Sideshow Bob and I'm gonna prove it. Look!,walt is sideshow bob and im gonna prove it look,10 +130173,463,112,Bart Simpson: Who needs a knife this big?,520000,TRUE,8,3745,Bart Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,Who needs a knife this big?,who needs a knife this big,6 +130174,463,113,Marge Simpson: It's probably a de-boner.,523000,TRUE,1,3745,Marge Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,It's probably a de-boner.,its probably a de-boner,4 +130175,463,114,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Boner. (SCARED) Mom, I'm scared!",526000,TRUE,8,3745,Bart Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,"Boner. Mom, I'm scared!",boner mom im scared,4 +130176,463,115,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED NOISE) I can see there's only one way to settle this once and for all.,528000,TRUE,1,3745,Marge Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,I can see there's only one way to settle this once and for all.,i can see theres only one way to settle this once and for all,14 +130177,463,116,(Springfield Penitentiary: ext. springfield penitentiary - day - establishing),537000,FALSE,NA,1504,NA,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +130178,463,117,"Guard: Okay ma'am, Sideshow Bob's cell is all the way at the end. Walk fast and don't call attention to yourself.",537000,TRUE,436,1504,Guard,Springfield Penitentiary,"Okay ma'am, Sideshow Bob's cell is all the way at the end. Walk fast and don't call attention to yourself.",okay maam sideshow bobs cell is all the way at the end walk fast and dont call attention to yourself,20 +130179,463,118,Guard: (CALLING OUT) Pretty lady in a strapless dress comin' through!,543000,TRUE,436,1504,Guard,Springfield Penitentiary,Pretty lady in a strapless dress comin' through!,pretty lady in a strapless dress comin through,8 +130180,463,119,"Prisoners: Oh yeah! / (KISSING NOISES) If you were my wife, I never woulda killed you... (ETC.)",546000,TRUE,2066,1504,Prisoners,Springfield Penitentiary,"Oh yeah! / If you were my wife, I never woulda killed you...",oh yeah if you were my wife i never woulda killed you,12 +130181,463,120,Marge Simpson: (POLITE) Thank you... you're very sweet...,551000,TRUE,1,1504,Marge Simpson,Springfield Penitentiary,Thank you... you're very sweet...,thank you youre very sweet,5 +130182,463,121,Guard: Nothin' is holdin' up the dress! Only her melons! (POLITELY) And here we are.,553000,TRUE,436,1504,Guard,Springfield Penitentiary,Nothin' is holdin' up the dress! Only her melons! And here we are.,nothin is holdin up the dress only her melons and here we are,13 +130183,463,122,Guard: ...Sideshow Bob.,559000,TRUE,436,1504,Guard,Springfield Penitentiary,...Sideshow Bob.,sideshow bob,2 +130184,463,123,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),559000,FALSE,1,1504,Marge Simpson,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +130185,463,124,Bart Simpson: (TRYING TO JUMP UP) I can't see!,563000,TRUE,8,1504,Bart Simpson,Springfield Penitentiary,I can't see!,i cant see,3 +130186,463,125,"Guard: (FRIENDLY) Oh, here you go.",565000,TRUE,436,1504,Guard,Springfield Penitentiary,"Oh, here you go.",oh here you go,4 +130187,463,126,Bart Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE) That is Bob. Guess I was wrong.,568000,TRUE,8,1504,Bart Simpson,Springfield Penitentiary,That is Bob. Guess I was wrong.,that is bob guess i was wrong,7 +130188,463,127,"WALT: (WILD, CRAZED RAVING)",568000,FALSE,5638,1504,WALT,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +130189,463,128,Marge Simpson: (NERVOUS) We better go.,575000,TRUE,1,1504,Marge Simpson,Springfield Penitentiary,We better go.,we better go,3 +130190,463,129,Guard: (CALLING DOWN THE HALL) Pretty lady comin' back!,577000,TRUE,436,1504,Guard,Springfield Penitentiary,Pretty lady comin' back!,pretty lady comin back,4 +130191,463,130,"Prisoners: (GUTTURAL GRUNTS) C'mere, baby.",580000,TRUE,2066,1504,Prisoners,Springfield Penitentiary,"C'mere, baby.",cmere baby,2 +130192,463,131,"Marge Simpson: (FED UP) Guys, guys, I'm married!",582000,TRUE,1,1504,Marge Simpson,Springfield Penitentiary,"Guys, guys, I'm married!",guys guys im married,4 +130193,463,132,Prisoners: (POLITE DISAPPOINTED NOISES),582000,FALSE,2066,1504,Prisoners,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +130194,463,133,(Cell: Ext. cell - continuous),637000,FALSE,NA,2315,NA,Cell,NA,NA,NA +130195,463,134,(Prison Yard: Ext. prison yard - moments later),637000,FALSE,NA,3318,NA,Prison Yard,NA,NA,NA +130196,463,135,(Outskirts Of Springfield: EXT. OUTSKIRTS OF SPRINGFIELD - dawn),637000,FALSE,NA,1569,NA,Outskirts Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +130197,463,136,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - CONTINUOUS),637000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130198,463,137,Bart Simpson: (DEEP BREATH) Great day to be alive!,637000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Great day to be alive!,great day to be alive,5 +130199,463,138,Marge Simpson: The paper's here.,641000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The paper's here.,the papers here,3 +130200,463,139,"WALT: Morning, Marge.",641000,TRUE,5638,5,WALT,Simpson Home,"Morning, Marge.",morning marge,2 +130201,463,140,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED YELP),641000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130202,463,141,"WALT: Hope I didn't interrupt your petite dejeuner. Look, I feel terrible that Bart and I got off on the wrong foot, and I have an extra ticket to today's baseball game... Bart, care to come?",641000,TRUE,5638,5,WALT,Simpson Home,"Hope I didn't interrupt your petite dejeuner. Look, I feel terrible that Bart and I got off on the wrong foot, and I have an extra ticket to today's baseball game... Bart, care to come?",hope i didnt interrupt your petite dejeuner look i feel terrible that bart and i got off on the wrong foot and i have an extra ticket to todays baseball game bart care to come,35 +130203,463,142,WALT: (TEMPTING) They're playing Spokane...,653000,TRUE,5638,5,WALT,Simpson Home,They're playing Spokane...,theyre playing spokane,3 +130204,463,143,Bart Simpson: The Cascades?! They totally stole the Federal Cup from us last year! Can I go Mom? Can I?,655000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,The Cascades?! They totally stole the Federal Cup from us last year! Can I go Mom? Can I?,the cascades they totally stole the federal cup from us last year can i go mom can i,18 +130205,463,144,Marge Simpson: Is your room clean?,660000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Is your room clean?,is your room clean,4 +130206,463,145,Bart Simpson: (ADMITTING) No.,660000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +130207,463,146,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED) Good. That'll give me something to do while you're at the game.,662000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Good. That'll give me something to do while you're at the game.,good thatll give me something to do while youre at the game,12 +130208,463,147,"Homer Simpson: (COMPLAINING) Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again.",671000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, the bathroom scale is lying again.",marge the bathroom scale is lying again,7 +130209,463,148,Marge Simpson: (SCREAMS),671000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130210,463,149,"""SIDESHOW BOB"": (INCOMPREHENSIBLE GURGLING)",671000,FALSE,153,5,SIDESHOW BOB,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130211,463,150,"Homer Simpson: All right, Sideshow. I'm gonna do to you what you shoulda done to my son a long time ago!",680000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, Sideshow. I'm gonna do to you what you shoulda done to my son a long time ago!",all right sideshow im gonna do to you what you shoulda done to my son a long time ago,19 +130212,463,151,THE REAL WALT: I'm not Sideshow Bob! I'm the real Walt Warren!,686000,TRUE,5640,5,THE REAL WALT,Simpson Home,I'm not Sideshow Bob! I'm the real Walt Warren!,im not sideshow bob im the real walt warren,9 +130213,463,152,"Marge Simpson: But that's impossible! If you're the real Walt Warren, who's taking our son to the baseball game right now?",689000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"But that's impossible! If you're the real Walt Warren, who's taking our son to the baseball game right now?",but thats impossible if youre the real walt warren whos taking our son to the baseball game right now,19 +130214,463,153,(Highway: ext. highway - day),698000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +130215,463,154,"(""WALT'S"" CAR: int. ""walt's"" car - continuous)",698000,FALSE,NA,3746,NA,"""WALT'S"" CAR",NA,NA,NA +130216,463,155,"Bart Simpson: (POLITE) Uh, you missed the turn-off, Mr. Warren.",698000,TRUE,8,3746,Bart Simpson,"""WALT'S"" CAR","Uh, you missed the turn-off, Mr. Warren.",uh you missed the turn-off mr warren,7 +130217,463,156,"WALT: You don't have to call me Mr. Warren anymore. You see, Bart, you were right all along.",700000,TRUE,5638,3746,WALT,"""WALT'S"" CAR","You don't have to call me Mr. Warren anymore. You see, Bart, you were right all along.",you dont have to call me mr warren anymore you see bart you were right all along,17 +130218,463,157,"""WALT"": (DRAMATIC) I am... Sideshow Bob!",708000,TRUE,5638,3746,WALT,"""WALT'S"" CAR",I am... Sideshow Bob!,i am sideshow bob,4 +130219,463,158,Bart Simpson: (SCREAM)/(TRIUMPHANT LAUGHTER),708000,TRUE,8,3746,Bart Simpson,"""WALT'S"" CAR",/,NA,0 +130220,463,159,THE REAL BOB: And now I am free to sing all the Gilbert and Sullivan I damn well please!,713000,TRUE,5641,3746,THE REAL BOB,"""WALT'S"" CAR",And now I am free to sing all the Gilbert and Sullivan I damn well please!,and now i am free to sing all the gilbert and sullivan i damn well please,16 +130221,463,160,WALT: (SINGS) BEHOLD THE LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER / A PERSONAGE OF NOBLE RANK AND TITLE... (HUMS MORE),718000,TRUE,5638,3746,WALT,"""WALT'S"" CAR",BEHOLD THE LORD HIGH EXECUTIONER / A PERSONAGE OF NOBLE RANK AND TITLE...,behold the lord high executioner a personage of noble rank and title,12 +130222,463,161,(Flanders Backyard: Ext. Flanders' back yard - day),738000,FALSE,NA,1183,NA,Flanders Backyard,NA,NA,NA +130223,463,162,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - continuous),738000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130224,463,163,"THE REAL WALT: I'll prove I'm telling the truth! Bob has huge feet, right? Well, look!",738000,TRUE,5640,5,THE REAL WALT,Simpson Home,"I'll prove I'm telling the truth! Bob has huge feet, right? Well, look!",ill prove im telling the truth bob has huge feet right well look,13 +130227,463,166,Homer Simpson: It's like you're a Chinese empress!,747000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's like you're a Chinese empress!,its like youre a chinese empress,6 +130228,463,167,"THE REAL WALT: You see, I was Bob's cellmate...",750000,TRUE,5640,5,THE REAL WALT,Simpson Home,"You see, I was Bob's cellmate...",you see i was bobs cellmate,6 +130229,463,168,(Car: INT. car - driving out OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY),752000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +130230,463,169,"THE REAL BOB: ...My new cellmate, Walt Warren, was the perfect candidate for my plan. He had the same build as me -- lacking only my regal bearing and leonine grace...",752000,TRUE,5641,2,THE REAL BOB,Car,"...My new cellmate, Walt Warren, was the perfect candidate for my plan. He had the same build as me -- lacking only my regal bearing and leonine grace...",my new cellmate walt warren was the perfect candidate for my plan he had the same build as me -- lacking only my regal bearing and leonine grace,28 +130231,463,170,"THE REAL BOB: --as a minor offender, he was scheduled for early release...",763000,TRUE,5641,2,THE REAL BOB,Car,"--as a minor offender, he was scheduled for early release...",--as a minor offender he was scheduled for early release,10 +130232,463,171,(TWO-MAN CELL: int. two-man cell - evening),774000,FALSE,NA,3747,NA,TWO-MAN CELL,NA,NA,NA +130233,463,172,"THE REAL WALT: (FRIENDLY) Say, Bob, why do you keep measuring my face?",774000,TRUE,5640,3747,THE REAL WALT,TWO-MAN CELL,"Say, Bob, why do you keep measuring my face?",say bob why do you keep measuring my face,9 +130234,463,173,"THE REAL BOB: Just passing the time, bunky.",778000,TRUE,5641,3747,THE REAL BOB,TWO-MAN CELL,"Just passing the time, bunky.",just passing the time bunky,5 +130235,463,174,"THE REAL WALT: Well, I guess it beats what the last guy did. Well, nighty-night.",780000,TRUE,5640,3747,THE REAL WALT,TWO-MAN CELL,"Well, I guess it beats what the last guy did. Well, nighty-night.",well i guess it beats what the last guy did well nighty-night,12 +130236,463,175,THE REAL BOB: (SINISTER) And nighty-night to you.,786000,TRUE,5641,3747,THE REAL BOB,TWO-MAN CELL,And nighty-night to you.,and nighty-night to you,4 +130237,463,176,(HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD: int. hospital medical ward - night),794000,FALSE,NA,3748,NA,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,NA,NA,NA +130238,463,177,THE REAL BOB: I began by removing Walt's face.,794000,TRUE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,I began by removing Walt's face.,i began by removing walts face,6 +130239,463,178,THE REAL BOB: Five-second rule!,801000,TRUE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,Five-second rule!,five-second rule,2 +130240,463,179,THE REAL BOB: That was the easy part. The hard part was removing my own face.,803000,TRUE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,That was the easy part. The hard part was removing my own face.,that was the easy part the hard part was removing my own face,13 +130241,463,180,"THE REAL BOB: Luckily, as Krusty's sidekick, I'd been hit with so many pies that my face had lost all sensation.",807000,TRUE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,"Luckily, as Krusty's sidekick, I'd been hit with so many pies that my face had lost all sensation.",luckily as krustys sidekick id been hit with so many pies that my face had lost all sensation,18 +130242,463,181,THE REAL BOB: (ONE QUICK SCREAM),807000,FALSE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,NA,NA,NA +130243,463,182,THE REAL BOB: Or so I thought.,815000,TRUE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,Or so I thought.,or so i thought,4 +130244,463,183,THE REAL BOB: (SCREAMS IN PAIN),815000,FALSE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,NA,NA,NA +130245,463,184,(Springfield Prison: ext. prison - later that night),825000,FALSE,NA,451,NA,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +130246,463,185,(HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD: int. hospital medical ward - continuous),825000,FALSE,NA,3748,NA,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,NA,NA,NA +130247,463,186,THE REAL BOB: The final reattachment was a mere bagatelle.,825000,TRUE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,The final reattachment was a mere bagatelle.,the final reattachment was a mere bagatelle,7 +130248,463,187,THE REAL BOB: Or so I thought.,829000,TRUE,5641,3748,THE REAL BOB,HOSPITAL MEDICAL WARD,Or so I thought.,or so i thought,4 +130249,463,188,(Springfield Penitentiary: Int. Springfield penitentiary -- checkout room - day),834000,FALSE,NA,1504,NA,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +130250,463,189,THE REAL BOB: They returned Walt's possessions to me...,834000,TRUE,5641,1504,THE REAL BOB,Springfield Penitentiary,They returned Walt's possessions to me...,they returned walts possessions to me,6 +130251,463,190,Prison Worker: Keys... cell phone... a hundred and forty-three thousand dollars.,836000,TRUE,5642,1504,Prison Worker,Springfield Penitentiary,Keys... cell phone... a hundred and forty-three thousand dollars.,keys cell phone a hundred and forty-three thousand dollars,9 +130252,463,191,THE REAL BOB: (DELIGHTED NOISE),836000,FALSE,5641,1504,THE REAL BOB,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +130253,463,192,"Prison Worker: It was only twenty-seven thousand when you came in, but we invested it well.",841000,TRUE,5642,1504,Prison Worker,Springfield Penitentiary,"It was only twenty-seven thousand when you came in, but we invested it well.",it was only twenty-seven thousand when you came in but we invested it well,14 +130254,463,193,THE REAL BOB: (PLEASED) Would you like a commission?,845000,TRUE,5641,1504,THE REAL BOB,Springfield Penitentiary,Would you like a commission?,would you like a commission,5 +130255,463,194,Prison Worker: (WAVES IT OFF) Not allowed.,845000,TRUE,5642,1504,Prison Worker,Springfield Penitentiary,Not allowed.,not allowed,2 +130256,463,195,THE REAL BOB: And I walked out free as a bird.,847000,TRUE,5641,1504,THE REAL BOB,Springfield Penitentiary,And I walked out free as a bird.,and i walked out free as a bird,8 +130257,463,196,(Car: INT. car - DAY (end of flashback)),854000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +130258,463,197,"THE REAL BOB: I bought the house next to you, and here we are. So I just have to kill you, then sell the house. Selling the house will be murder.",854000,TRUE,5641,2,THE REAL BOB,Car,"I bought the house next to you, and here we are. So I just have to kill you, then sell the house. Selling the house will be murder.",i bought the house next to you and here we are so i just have to kill you then sell the house selling the house will be murder,28 +130259,463,198,Bart Simpson: (HELPFUL) You could just rent it till the market recovers... (MEAN) which'll be never! (MANIACAL LAUGH),863000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,You could just rent it till the market recovers... which'll be never!,you could just rent it till the market recovers whichll be never,12 +130261,463,200,"Marge Simpson: Walt, why didn't you tell your story to the guards?",871000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,"Walt, why didn't you tell your story to the guards?",walt why didnt you tell your story to the guards,10 +130262,463,201,"THE REAL WALT: Well, I tried to -- but I had trouble moving my new lips. They heard me babbling, thought I was crazy, and threw me into a padded cell.",875000,TRUE,5640,216,THE REAL WALT,Springfield,"Well, I tried to -- but I had trouble moving my new lips. They heard me babbling, thought I was crazy, and threw me into a padded cell.",well i tried to -- but i had trouble moving my new lips they heard me babbling thought i was crazy and threw me into a padded cell,28 +130263,463,202,(PADDED CELL: int. padded cell - day (flashback)),883000,FALSE,NA,3749,NA,PADDED CELL,NA,NA,NA +130264,463,203,"THE REAL WALT: I tried to warn you by writing ""Bart Simpson will die"" on the walls, but you ignored me.",883000,TRUE,5640,3749,THE REAL WALT,PADDED CELL,"I tried to warn you by writing ""Bart Simpson will die"" on the walls, but you ignored me.",i tried to warn you by writing bart simpson will die on the walls but you ignored me,18 +130265,463,204,(WALT'S HOUSE: Int. Walt's house - day (end flashback)),890000,FALSE,NA,3745,NA,WALT'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +130266,463,205,"Marge Simpson: You have to admit, ""Bart Simpson Will Die"" was kind of open to interpretation.",890000,TRUE,1,3745,Marge Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,"You have to admit, ""Bart Simpson Will Die"" was kind of open to interpretation.",you have to admit bart simpson will die was kind of open to interpretation,14 +130267,463,206,THE REAL WALT: (SHRUGS) I'm not a writer.,895000,TRUE,5640,3745,THE REAL WALT,WALT'S HOUSE,I'm not a writer.,im not a writer,4 +130268,463,207,Homer Simpson: (TOUGH GUY) And I'm not a locksmith!,896000,TRUE,2,3745,Homer Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,And I'm not a locksmith!,and im not a locksmith,5 +130269,463,208,"Homer Simpson: Man, that dude does not like Bart.",908000,TRUE,2,3745,Homer Simpson,WALT'S HOUSE,"Man, that dude does not like Bart.",man that dude does not like bart,7 +130270,463,209,"(""WALT'S"" HOUSE: int. ""walt's"" house - living room - continuous)",911000,FALSE,NA,3745,NA,"""WALT'S"" HOUSE",NA,NA,NA +130271,463,210,Lisa Simpson: (GASP) I know where Bob's taking Bart!,911000,TRUE,9,3745,Lisa Simpson,"""WALT'S"" HOUSE",I know where Bob's taking Bart!,i know where bobs taking bart,6 +130272,463,211,"(""GAS & GRUB"": EXT. ""GAS & GRUB"" - day)",923000,FALSE,NA,3750,NA,GAS & GRUB,NA,NA,NA +130273,463,212,"Joyce: Another cup of coffee, handsome? (FLIRTY) It's on the house.",923000,TRUE,5643,3750,Joyce,GAS & GRUB,"Another cup of coffee, handsome? It's on the house.",another cup of coffee handsome its on the house,9 +130274,463,213,"THE REAL BOB: That's kind of you, Joyce, but caffeine makes me jittery, and I have a task ahead of me which requires a firm hand.",927000,TRUE,5641,3750,THE REAL BOB,GAS & GRUB,"That's kind of you, Joyce, but caffeine makes me jittery, and I have a task ahead of me which requires a firm hand.",thats kind of you joyce but caffeine makes me jittery and i have a task ahead of me which requires a firm hand,23 +130275,463,214,"Joyce: (FLIRTY) Ooo, I like a man with a firm hand. (LEANS IN) Hey, looks like you've got a loose thread on your collar.",933000,TRUE,5643,3750,Joyce,GAS & GRUB,"Ooo, I like a man with a firm hand. Hey, looks like you've got a loose thread on your collar.",ooo i like a man with a firm hand hey looks like youve got a loose thread on your collar,20 +130276,463,215,"THE REAL BOB: No, don't!",940000,TRUE,5641,3750,THE REAL BOB,GAS & GRUB,"No, don't!",no dont,2 +130277,463,216,THE REAL BOB: (IN PAIN) My face! My beautiful borrowed face!,943000,TRUE,5641,3750,THE REAL BOB,GAS & GRUB,My face! My beautiful borrowed face!,my face my beautiful borrowed face,6 +130278,463,217,"(Gas & Grub: EXT. ""gas and grub"" - continuous)",949000,FALSE,NA,3750,NA,Gas & Grub,NA,NA,NA +130279,463,218,Joyce: Come back! I don't care if you don't have a face! I just need something warm to cuddle at night!,949000,TRUE,5643,3750,Joyce,Gas & Grub,Come back! I don't care if you don't have a face! I just need something warm to cuddle at night!,come back i dont care if you dont have a face i just need something warm to cuddle at night,20 +130280,463,219,"Marge Simpson: Excuse me, have you seen this man?",956000,TRUE,1,3750,Marge Simpson,Gas & Grub,"Excuse me, have you seen this man?",excuse me have you seen this man,7 +130281,463,220,Joyce: Yeah I've seen him. (CLEARLY LYING) He... uh... said he was driving down to Mexico.,959000,TRUE,5643,3750,Joyce,Gas & Grub,Yeah I've seen him. He... uh... said he was driving down to Mexico.,yeah ive seen him he uh said he was driving down to mexico,13 +130282,463,221,Homer Simpson: Mexico! Andalé! Andalé! Arriba!,964000,TRUE,2,3750,Homer Simpson,Gas & Grub,Mexico! Andalé! Andalé! Arriba!,mexico andalé andalé arriba,4 +130283,463,222,THE REAL WALT: I don't believe her -- I think she fell in love with my face and she's trying to throw us off the scent.,967000,TRUE,5640,3750,THE REAL WALT,Gas & Grub,I don't believe her -- I think she fell in love with my face and she's trying to throw us off the scent.,i dont believe her -- i think she fell in love with my face and shes trying to throw us off the scent,23 +130284,463,223,"Marge Simpson: (TRYING TO BE GENTLE) Walt, it's a nice face, but I don't think it would drive a professional waitress to lie.",973000,TRUE,1,3750,Marge Simpson,Gas & Grub,"Walt, it's a nice face, but I don't think it would drive a professional waitress to lie.",walt its a nice face but i dont think it would drive a professional waitress to lie,17 +130285,463,224,"THE REAL WALT: Well, fine. You go to Mexico. I'm going to Five Corners.",979000,TRUE,5640,3750,THE REAL WALT,Gas & Grub,"Well, fine. You go to Mexico. I'm going to Five Corners.",well fine you go to mexico im going to five corners,11 +130286,463,225,"Joyce: Hey, handsome. Is that a loose thread on your collar?",984000,TRUE,5643,3750,Joyce,Gas & Grub,"Hey, handsome. Is that a loose thread on your collar?",hey handsome is that a loose thread on your collar,10 +130287,463,226,Joyce: (SADLY) All the good men are either gay or have no face.,993000,TRUE,5643,3750,Joyce,Gas & Grub,All the good men are either gay or have no face.,all the good men are either gay or have no face,11 +130288,463,227,(REMOTE WILDERNESS: EXT. remote wilderness - DAY),999000,FALSE,NA,3751,NA,REMOTE WILDERNESS,NA,NA,NA +130289,463,228,"THE REAL BOB: Welcome to Five Corners -- the only geographic location in the U.S. where five states meet, and where you will meet your doom.",999000,TRUE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"Welcome to Five Corners -- the only geographic location in the U.S. where five states meet, and where you will meet your doom.",welcome to five corners -- the only geographic location in the us where five states meet and where you will meet your doom,23 +130290,463,229,"Bart Simpson: (CAJOLING) Come on, Bob, you don't need to kill me. I'll probably kill myself pretty soon with all the stupid things I do. Oh no, I swallowed my tongue. (FAKES TONGUE-SWALLOWING NOISES)",1008000,TRUE,8,3751,Bart Simpson,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"Come on, Bob, you don't need to kill me. I'll probably kill myself pretty soon with all the stupid things I do. Oh no, I swallowed my tongue.",come on bob you dont need to kill me ill probably kill myself pretty soon with all the stupid things i do oh no i swallowed my tongue,28 +130291,463,230,"THE REAL BOB: Yes... I would be a fool. Unless I did it here, where your murder will be unprosecutable.",1020000,TRUE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"Yes... I would be a fool. Unless I did it here, where your murder will be unprosecutable.",yes i would be a fool unless i did it here where your murder will be unprosecutable,17 +130292,463,231,"Bart Simpson: You know, the great ones can kill without explaining.",1028000,TRUE,8,3751,Bart Simpson,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"You know, the great ones can kill without explaining.",you know the great ones can kill without explaining,9 +130293,463,232,"THE REAL BOB: (POINTING TO ""STATES"") I can stand in one state...fire a gun in a second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you fall dead in the fifth.",1030000,TRUE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"I can stand in one state...fire a gun in a second state, the bullet will travel through the third, hitting you in the fourth, so you fall dead in the fifth.",i can stand in one statefire a gun in a second state the bullet will travel through the third hitting you in the fourth so you fall dead in the fifth,31 +130294,463,233,THE REAL BOB: No single act is against any law. But their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!,1038000,TRUE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,No single act is against any law. But their sum total is the greatest murder since Snape killed Dumbledore!,no single act is against any law but their sum total is the greatest murder since snape killed dumbledore,19 +130295,463,234,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) I haven't gotten to that part yet!,1046000,TRUE,8,3751,Bart Simpson,REMOTE WILDERNESS,I haven't gotten to that part yet!,i havent gotten to that part yet,7 +130296,463,235,THE REAL BOB: It's a four-year-old book!,1048000,TRUE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,It's a four-year-old book!,its a four-year-old book,4 +130297,463,236,Bart Simpson: I'm a slow reader!,1049000,TRUE,8,3751,Bart Simpson,REMOTE WILDERNESS,I'm a slow reader!,im a slow reader,4 +130298,463,237,THE REAL BOB: A fitting epitaph. (OFF BART'S IGNORANCE) That means last words.,1051000,TRUE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,A fitting epitaph. That means last words.,a fitting epitaph that means last words,7 +130299,463,238,Bart Simpson: Are you here to teach me or to kill me?,1056000,TRUE,8,3751,Bart Simpson,REMOTE WILDERNESS,Are you here to teach me or to kill me?,are you here to teach me or to kill me,10 +130300,463,239,THE REAL BOB: What in the name of Malcolm Muggeridge are you doing?,1059000,TRUE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,What in the name of Malcolm Muggeridge are you doing?,what in the name of malcolm muggeridge are you doing,10 +130301,463,240,"Bart Simpson: Ruining your plan -- if you shoot me while we're in the same state, you go to jail.",1063000,TRUE,8,3751,Bart Simpson,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"Ruining your plan -- if you shoot me while we're in the same state, you go to jail.",ruining your plan -- if you shoot me while were in the same state you go to jail,18 +130302,463,241,"THE REAL BOB: (FRUSTRATED) Fine -- I'll just shoot you, and tell people I did the plan.",1073000,TRUE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"Fine -- I'll just shoot you, and tell people I did the plan.",fine -- ill just shoot you and tell people i did the plan,13 +130303,463,242,"THE REAL WALT: Not today, Bob!",1081000,TRUE,5640,3751,THE REAL WALT,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"Not today, Bob!",not today bob,3 +130304,463,243,THE REAL BOB: (UNHAPPY MUTTER),1081000,FALSE,5641,3751,THE REAL BOB,REMOTE WILDERNESS,NA,NA,NA +130305,463,244,"Bart Simpson: (TO THE REAL BOB) See, Bob. Even you hate to see you.",1083000,TRUE,8,3751,Bart Simpson,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"See, Bob. Even you hate to see you.",see bob even you hate to see you,8 +130306,463,245,"THE REAL WALT: Now Bob, you just take my face off nice and easy and kick it over here.",1085000,TRUE,5640,3751,THE REAL WALT,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"Now Bob, you just take my face off nice and easy and kick it over here.",now bob you just take my face off nice and easy and kick it over here,16 +130307,463,246,THE REAL WALT: (SCREAMS) There's a bee under my cheek!,1092000,TRUE,5640,3751,THE REAL WALT,REMOTE WILDERNESS,There's a bee under my cheek!,theres a bee under my cheek,6 +130308,463,247,THE REAL WALT: Hey! Hey no!,1096000,TRUE,5640,3751,THE REAL WALT,REMOTE WILDERNESS,Hey! Hey no!,hey hey no,3 +130309,463,248,"Homer Simpson: (DISTRAUGHT) Help us! Help us, for the love of God! Won't somebody help us?!",1099000,TRUE,2,3751,Homer Simpson,REMOTE WILDERNESS,"Help us! Help us, for the love of God! Won't somebody help us?!",help us help us for the love of god wont somebody help us,13 +130310,463,249,(TIJUANA STREETS: Ext. Tijuana streets - day),1102000,FALSE,NA,3752,NA,TIJUANA STREETS,NA,NA,NA +130311,463,250,Mexican Man: Si?,1102000,TRUE,5644,3752,Mexican Man,TIJUANA STREETS,Si?,si,1 +130312,463,251,"Homer Simpson: Uh yes, I'd like... um... how do you say taco in Mexican?",1102000,TRUE,2,3752,Homer Simpson,TIJUANA STREETS,"Uh yes, I'd like... um... how do you say taco in Mexican?",uh yes id like um how do you say taco in mexican,12 +130313,463,252,Mexican Man: Taco.,1105000,TRUE,5644,3752,Mexican Man,TIJUANA STREETS,Taco.,taco,1 +130314,463,253,"Homer Simpson: Yes, that's exactly the word I want to translate.",1108000,TRUE,2,3752,Homer Simpson,TIJUANA STREETS,"Yes, that's exactly the word I want to translate.",yes thats exactly the word i want to translate,9 +130315,463,254,Mexican Man: Taco.,1108000,TRUE,5644,3752,Mexican Man,TIJUANA STREETS,Taco.,taco,1 +130316,463,255,"Marge Simpson: Homer, can we please find Bart?",1110000,TRUE,1,3752,Marge Simpson,TIJUANA STREETS,"Homer, can we please find Bart?",homer can we please find bart,6 +130317,463,256,"Homer Simpson: Oh, yeah, yeah, right. (TO MAN) Uh, just give me one of those crispy shells with meat in it.",1110000,TRUE,2,3752,Homer Simpson,TIJUANA STREETS,"Oh, yeah, yeah, right. Uh, just give me one of those crispy shells with meat in it.",oh yeah yeah right uh just give me one of those crispy shells with meat in it,17 +130318,463,257,Mexican Man: Taco?,1115000,TRUE,5644,3752,Mexican Man,TIJUANA STREETS,Taco?,taco,1 +130319,463,258,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),1115000,FALSE,2,3752,Homer Simpson,TIJUANA STREETS,NA,NA,NA +130321,463,260,"THE REAL BOB: Walt, because I like your face, I'll let you decide which state I kill you in.",1121000,TRUE,5641,3753,THE REAL BOB,Five Corners,"Walt, because I like your face, I'll let you decide which state I kill you in.",walt because i like your face ill let you decide which state i kill you in,16 +130322,463,261,THE REAL WALT: Okay -- Hawaii.,1126000,TRUE,5640,3753,THE REAL WALT,Five Corners,Okay -- Hawaii.,okay -- hawaii,3 +130323,463,262,THE REAL BOB: (IRKED) Choosing privilege revoked!,1128000,TRUE,5641,3753,THE REAL BOB,Five Corners,Choosing privilege revoked!,choosing privilege revoked,3 +130324,463,263,"Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there, Switches of Eastface!",1129000,TRUE,71,3753,Chief Wiggum,Five Corners,"Hold it right there, Switches of Eastface!",hold it right there switches of eastface,7 +130325,463,264,Lou: (INCREDULOUS) Switches of Eastface?,1132000,TRUE,91,3753,Lou,Five Corners,Switches of Eastface?,switches of eastface,3 +130326,463,265,"Chief Wiggum: I don't want to censor myself, that's how creativity dies.",1134000,TRUE,71,3753,Chief Wiggum,Five Corners,"I don't want to censor myself, that's how creativity dies.",i dont want to censor myself thats how creativity dies,10 +130327,463,266,THE REAL BOB: (FRUSTRATED) Blasted Wiggum! How did you find us?,1138000,TRUE,5641,3753,THE REAL BOB,Five Corners,Blasted Wiggum! How did you find us?,blasted wiggum how did you find us,7 +130328,463,267,"Chief Wiggum: Y'see, Bob, Bart was never convinced you were Walt.",1141000,TRUE,71,3753,Chief Wiggum,Five Corners,"Y'see, Bob, Bart was never convinced you were Walt.",ysee bob bart was never convinced you were walt,9 +130329,463,268,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's bedroom),1144000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +130330,463,269,"Chief Wiggum: So before he left for the game, he called us and warned us to track you.",1144000,TRUE,71,43,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Bedroom,"So before he left for the game, he called us and warned us to track you.",so before he left for the game he called us and warned us to track you,16 +130331,463,270,(Five Corners: Ext. Five corners - present),1149000,FALSE,NA,3753,NA,Five Corners,NA,NA,NA +130332,463,271,"Chief Wiggum: Which we were able to do through the dashboard of your car, which like all hybrids, is secretly monitored by the government.",1149000,TRUE,71,3753,Chief Wiggum,Five Corners,"Which we were able to do through the dashboard of your car, which like all hybrids, is secretly monitored by the government.",which we were able to do through the dashboard of your car which like all hybrids is secretly monitored by the government,22 +130333,463,272,"THE REAL BOB: Bravo, Chief... or should I say, Clancy.",1155000,TRUE,5641,3753,THE REAL BOB,Five Corners,"Bravo, Chief... or should I say, Clancy.",bravo chief or should i say clancy,7 +130334,463,273,"Chief Wiggum: (PLEASED) Yeah, tha-- (SUSPICIOUS) Wait a minute, why so familiar?",1158000,TRUE,71,3753,Chief Wiggum,Five Corners,"Yeah, tha-- Wait a minute, why so familiar?",yeah tha-- wait a minute why so familiar,8 +130335,463,274,THE REAL BOB: Because I'm afraid you don't have jurisdiction in this state.,1161000,TRUE,5641,3753,THE REAL BOB,Five Corners,Because I'm afraid you don't have jurisdiction in this state.,because im afraid you dont have jurisdiction in this state,10 +130336,463,275,Southern State Trooper: Welcome to my jurisdiction.,1167000,TRUE,5645,3753,Southern State Trooper,Five Corners,Welcome to my jurisdiction.,welcome to my jurisdiction,4 +130337,463,276,"Midwestern Trooper: (MINNESOTA ACCENT) You just go ahead and put your hands up there, mister.",1171000,TRUE,5646,3753,Midwestern Trooper,Five Corners,"You just go ahead and put your hands up there, mister.",you just go ahead and put your hands up there mister,11 +130338,463,277,"New Jersey Patrolman: (À LA ANDREW DICE CLAY/""SOPRANOS"") Oh! You got the right to remain silent over here! Oh!",1176000,TRUE,5647,3753,New Jersey Patrolman,Five Corners,Oh! You got the right to remain silent over here! Oh!,oh you got the right to remain silent over here oh,11 +130339,463,278,"New Jersey Patrolman: We're takin' you in. But first, we're gonna make a stop at the shore for some skee-ball and funnel cakes. Oh!",1184000,TRUE,5647,3753,New Jersey Patrolman,Five Corners,"We're takin' you in. But first, we're gonna make a stop at the shore for some skee-ball and funnel cakes. Oh!",were takin you in but first were gonna make a stop at the shore for some skee-ball and funnel cakes oh,21 +130340,463,279,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, Bart. I am so glad everything's okay.",1194000,TRUE,9,3753,Lisa Simpson,Five Corners,"Oh, Bart. I am so glad everything's okay.",oh bart i am so glad everythings okay,8 +130341,463,280,"Bart Simpson: Well, not everything -- apparently someone switched your face with a butt. (CRACKS UP)",1198000,TRUE,8,3753,Bart Simpson,Five Corners,"Well, not everything -- apparently someone switched your face with a butt.",well not everything -- apparently someone switched your face with a butt,12 +130342,463,281,Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),1198000,FALSE,9,3753,Lisa Simpson,Five Corners,NA,NA,NA +130343,463,282,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - day),1210000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +130344,463,283,"Marge Simpson: Well, whoever moves in, it can't be worse than having a murderer next door.",1210000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Well, whoever moves in, it can't be worse than having a murderer next door.",well whoever moves in it cant be worse than having a murderer next door,14 +130345,463,284,"Man: Howdilly-dowdilly, next-door-oonies!",1215000,TRUE,311,410,Man,Evergreen Terrace,"Howdilly-dowdilly, next-door-oonies!",howdilly-dowdilly next-door-oonies,2 +130346,463,285,"Ned Flanders: Howdy, cousin Ted!",1218000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,"Howdy, cousin Ted!",howdy cousin ted,3 +130347,463,286,"Man: Howdy do to you, cousin Ned! How are Roddy and Toddy?",1220000,TRUE,311,410,Man,Evergreen Terrace,"Howdy do to you, cousin Ned! How are Roddy and Toddy?",howdy do to you cousin ned how are roddy and toddy,11 +130348,463,287,Ned Flanders: Flantastic times two! How are Connie and Bonnie?,1222000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,Flantastic times two! How are Connie and Bonnie?,flantastic times two how are connie and bonnie,8 +130349,463,288,"Man: Dandy as candy, like every good Flandy!",1225000,TRUE,311,410,Man,Evergreen Terrace,"Dandy as candy, like every good Flandy!",dandy as candy like every good flandy,7 +130350,463,289,"Ned Flanders: Glad to hear it, thank the Holy Spirit!",1227000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,"Glad to hear it, thank the Holy Spirit!",glad to hear it thank the holy spirit,8 +130351,463,290,"Man: Glad to say it, and now the girls will ""yay"" it!",1229000,TRUE,311,410,Man,Evergreen Terrace,"Glad to say it, and now the girls will ""yay"" it!",glad to say it and now the girls will yay it,11 +130353,463,292,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED) Stop! Stop! Stop!,1233000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Stop! Stop! Stop!,stop stop stop,3 +130354,464,0,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night),69000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130355,464,1,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) That is disgusting.,69000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That is disgusting.,that is disgusting,3 +130356,464,2,"Bart Simpson: Hang on, here's a spot that still looks good. (TOUCHES IT UP, THEN, SATISFIED)",71000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hang on, here's a spot that still looks good.",hang on heres a spot that still looks good,9 +130357,464,3,"Bart Simpson: So, do we have a winner?",75000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, do we have a winner?",so do we have a winner,6 +130358,464,4,Homer Simpson: Hmmmm. Not ugly enough. I want something that looks like this...had a baby with this...and it got sat on by this.,78000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hmmmm. Not ugly enough. I want something that looks like this...had a baby with this...and it got sat on by this.,hmmmm not ugly enough i want something that looks like thishad a baby with thisand it got sat on by this,21 +130359,464,5,Bart Simpson: (INSPIRED) I think I've come up with the answer.,88000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I think I've come up with the answer.,i think ive come up with the answer,8 +130360,464,6,Homer Simpson: Oh my God.,92000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my God.,oh my god,3 +130361,464,7,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) You never fail to nauseate me, boy.",95000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You never fail to nauseate me, boy.",you never fail to nauseate me boy,7 +130362,464,8,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Just call me Barf Simpson.,99000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Just call me Barf Simpson.,just call me barf simpson,5 +130363,464,9,"Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE BITTER) I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.",99000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I wanted to, but your mother said kids might tease you.",i wanted to but your mother said kids might tease you,11 +130364,464,10,(Springfield Fairgrounds: ext. springfield fairgrounds - day),113000,FALSE,NA,834,NA,Springfield Fairgrounds,NA,NA,NA +130365,464,11,"Homer Simpson: Half an hour to show time, your ugliness.",113000,TRUE,2,834,Homer Simpson,Springfield Fairgrounds,"Half an hour to show time, your ugliness.",half an hour to show time your ugliness,8 +130366,464,12,"Bart Simpson: Dad, do you realize we've put more time into this than all my schoolwork combined?",115000,TRUE,8,834,Bart Simpson,Springfield Fairgrounds,"Dad, do you realize we've put more time into this than all my schoolwork combined?",dad do you realize weve put more time into this than all my schoolwork combined,15 +130367,464,13,"Homer Simpson: But if we win this, we get a gift certificate.",120000,TRUE,2,834,Homer Simpson,Springfield Fairgrounds,"But if we win this, we get a gift certificate.",but if we win this we get a gift certificate,10 +130368,464,14,Bart Simpson: For what?,123000,TRUE,8,834,Bart Simpson,Springfield Fairgrounds,For what?,for what,2 +130369,464,15,"Homer Simpson: (TOUSLING HIS HAIR, WISELY) It doesn't matter.",124000,TRUE,2,834,Homer Simpson,Springfield Fairgrounds,It doesn't matter.,it doesnt matter,3 +130370,464,16,"Drederick Tatum: How ya doin'? I need a diaper for my chimp, that won't upset my tiger's stomach if he eats the chimp.",138000,TRUE,2065,834,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Fairgrounds,"How ya doin'? I need a diaper for my chimp, that won't upset my tiger's stomach if he eats the chimp.",how ya doin i need a diaper for my chimp that wont upset my tigers stomach if he eats the chimp,21 +130371,464,17,Sideshow Mel: Fear not -- our chimp diapers have that nutty cinnamon taste tigers love.,144000,TRUE,699,834,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Fairgrounds,Fear not -- our chimp diapers have that nutty cinnamon taste tigers love.,fear not -- our chimp diapers have that nutty cinnamon taste tigers love,13 +130372,464,18,Drederick Tatum: Mmm! It's a great time to be a tiger.,152000,TRUE,2065,834,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Fairgrounds,Mmm! It's a great time to be a tiger.,mmm its a great time to be a tiger,9 +130373,464,19,"Lisa Simpson: (GASP) Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?",157000,TRUE,9,834,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Fairgrounds,"Mr. Flanders, how did you make these amazing fish?",mr flanders how did you make these amazing fish,9 +130374,464,20,"Ned Flanders: (MODEST CHUCKLE) Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these, so naturally we selected those for further breeding.",161000,TRUE,11,834,Ned Flanders,Springfield Fairgrounds,"Actually, God made some fish that were pretty close to these, so naturally we selected those for further breeding.",actually god made some fish that were pretty close to these so naturally we selected those for further breeding,19 +130375,464,21,"Lisa Simpson: (SLY) So that ""natural selection"" was the origin of this species?",167000,TRUE,9,834,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Fairgrounds,"So that ""natural selection"" was the origin of this species?",so that natural selection was the origin of this species,10 +130376,464,22,"Ned Flanders: Yup, that's exactly... (CHUCKLE OF REALIZATION) Oh, you almost got me.",172000,TRUE,11,834,Ned Flanders,Springfield Fairgrounds,"Yup, that's exactly... Oh, you almost got me.",yup thats exactly oh you almost got me,8 +130377,464,23,Ned Flanders: Not on my watch!,179000,TRUE,11,834,Ned Flanders,Springfield Fairgrounds,Not on my watch!,not on my watch,4 +130378,464,24,(Ugly Dog Contest Stage: exT. UGLY DOG CONTEST stage area - day),193000,FALSE,NA,3754,NA,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,NA,NA,NA +130379,464,25,Moe Szyslak: This seat taken?,193000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,This seat taken?,this seat taken,3 +130380,464,26,"Lindsay Naegle: (LYING) Uh yes, I'm saving it for... (TAKES ITEM FROM PURSE) this soy sauce packet.",194000,TRUE,3057,3754,Lindsay Naegle,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Uh yes, I'm saving it for... this soy sauce packet.",uh yes im saving it for this soy sauce packet,10 +130381,464,27,"Moe Szyslak: Aw man, you know you're a loser when they don't even work hard on the excuse.",198000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Aw man, you know you're a loser when they don't even work hard on the excuse.",aw man you know youre a loser when they dont even work hard on the excuse,16 +130382,464,28,Moe Szyslak: I'll just sit here then.,203000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,I'll just sit here then.,ill just sit here then,5 +130417,464,63,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - afternoon - establishing),337000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130383,464,29,"Moe Szyslak: Thanks a lot, everyone. Choke on yourselves.",207000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Thanks a lot, everyone. Choke on yourselves.",thanks a lot everyone choke on yourselves,7 +130384,464,30,"Moe Szyslak: Ah, here we go.",211000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Ah, here we go.",ah here we go,4 +130385,464,31,Agnes Skinner: Oh no you don't.,213000,TRUE,192,3754,Agnes Skinner,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Oh no you don't.,oh no you dont,4 +130386,464,32,(Ugly Dog Contest Stage: ext. ugly dog contest stage - 15 minutes later),224000,FALSE,NA,3754,NA,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,NA,NA,NA +130387,464,33,"Krusty the Clown: (SELLING, UPBEAT) Uh... that one's so ugly, it reminds me of my ex-wife!",224000,TRUE,139,3754,Krusty the Clown,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Uh... that one's so ugly, it reminds me of my ex-wife!",uh that ones so ugly it reminds me of my ex-wife,11 +130388,464,34,Krusty the Clown: That one reminds me of her lawyer...,232000,TRUE,139,3754,Krusty the Clown,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,That one reminds me of her lawyer...,that one reminds me of her lawyer,7 +130389,464,35,"Krusty the Clown: (TRYING GAMELY, THEN SLOWLY LOSING HOPE) Congress... elderly drivers... (LOSING STEAM) commercials... Bella Abzug...",236000,TRUE,139,3754,Krusty the Clown,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Congress... elderly drivers... commercials... Bella Abzug...,congress elderly drivers commercials bella abzug,6 +130390,464,36,"Moe Szyslak: Hey clown, we've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up!",241000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Hey clown, we've heard your stand-up, now how about some shut-up!",hey clown weve heard your stand-up now how about some shut-up,11 +130391,464,37,Krusty the Clown: (ROLLS EYES) Everybody's a comedian.,248000,TRUE,139,3754,Krusty the Clown,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Everybody's a comedian.,everybodys a comedian,3 +130392,464,38,Moe Szyslak: Except you!,250000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Except you!,except you,2 +130393,464,39,Audience: (BIGGER LAUGH),250000,FALSE,321,3754,Audience,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,NA,NA,NA +130394,464,40,"Krusty the Clown: (TO MOE, FURIOUS) Well, why don't you come up here and try to entertain 'em?",252000,TRUE,139,3754,Krusty the Clown,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Well, why don't you come up here and try to entertain 'em?",well why dont you come up here and try to entertain em,12 +130395,464,41,Barney Gumble: Entertain us!,257000,TRUE,18,3754,Barney Gumble,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Entertain us!,entertain us,2 +130396,464,42,"Moe Szyslak: (A LITTLE UNCERTAIN) Well, I guess I could... at least I get a chair...",258000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Well, I guess I could... at least I get a chair...",well i guess i could at least i get a chair,11 +130397,464,43,Moe Szyslak: Check it out: two train wrecks connected by a strip of leather!,267000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Check it out: two train wrecks connected by a strip of leather!,check it out two train wrecks connected by a strip of leather,12 +130398,464,44,Audience: (LAUGH),267000,FALSE,321,3754,Audience,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,NA,NA,NA +130399,464,45,"Moe Szyslak: I don't wanna say it's ugly, but PETA called and said we should kill this one.",271000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"I don't wanna say it's ugly, but PETA called and said we should kill this one.",i dont wanna say its ugly but peta called and said we should kill this one,16 +130400,464,46,Audience: (LAUGH),271000,FALSE,321,3754,Audience,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,NA,NA,NA +130401,464,47,"Bart Simpson: (PROUDLY) And now, owned by one of the ugliest families in Springfield... ""Satan's Little Helper""!",278000,TRUE,8,3754,Bart Simpson,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"And now, owned by one of the ugliest families in Springfield... ""Satan's Little Helper""!",and now owned by one of the ugliest families in springfield satans little helper,14 +130402,464,48,Moe Szyslak: Whoa. Whoa! Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog!,288000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Whoa. Whoa! Even the Koreans wouldn't touch this dog!,whoa whoa even the koreans wouldnt touch this dog,9 +130403,464,49,Audience: (BIG LAUGH),288000,FALSE,321,3754,Audience,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,NA,NA,NA +130404,464,50,Santa's Little Helper: (SAD BARK),288000,FALSE,1010,3754,Santa's Little Helper,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,NA,NA,NA +130405,464,51,Moe Szyslak: We have a winner!,295000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,We have a winner!,we have a winner,4 +130406,464,52,Audience: (CHEERS),295000,FALSE,321,3754,Audience,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,NA,NA,NA +130407,464,53,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, everyone's coming over to congratulate us! Humble faces, kids!",302000,TRUE,1,3754,Marge Simpson,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Ooo, everyone's coming over to congratulate us! Humble faces, kids!",ooo everyones coming over to congratulate us humble faces kids,10 +130408,464,54,Marge Simpson: Humbler!,309000,TRUE,1,3754,Marge Simpson,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Humbler!,humbler,1 +130409,464,55,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, too humble.",310000,TRUE,1,3754,Marge Simpson,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Lisa, too humble.",lisa too humble,3 +130410,464,56,Crowd: You're hilarious! / Judge my baby!,316000,TRUE,75,3754,Crowd,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,You're hilarious! / Judge my baby!,youre hilarious judge my baby,5 +130411,464,57,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Say something cruel about me!,318000,TRUE,208,3754,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Say something cruel about me!,say something cruel about me,5 +130412,464,58,"Krusty the Clown: (SINCERE, NO LONGER ANGRY) Would you do my kid's birthday party?",320000,TRUE,139,3754,Krusty the Clown,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Would you do my kid's birthday party?,would you do my kids birthday party,7 +130413,464,59,Crowd: (CHANTING) Moe! Moe! Moe!,322000,TRUE,75,3754,Crowd,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Moe! Moe! Moe!,moe moe moe,3 +130414,464,60,"Moe Szyslak: Wow, they love me for my bile. (ECSTATIC) And I got a spleenful! (SEES LINDSAY NAEGLE O.S.) Hel-lo!",324000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"Wow, they love me for my bile. And I got a spleenful! Hel-lo!",wow they love me for my bile and i got a spleenful hel-lo,13 +130415,464,61,"Moe Szyslak: No, no, no -- I don't need your fair-weather friendship.",332000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,"No, no, no -- I don't need your fair-weather friendship.",no no no -- i dont need your fair-weather friendship,10 +130416,464,62,Moe Szyslak: Is what I'll say tomorrow morning!,337000,TRUE,17,3754,Moe Szyslak,Ugly Dog Contest Stage,Is what I'll say tomorrow morning!,is what ill say tomorrow morning,6 +130418,464,64,"Carl Carlson: Man, you sure saved that dog show.",337000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Man, you sure saved that dog show.",man you sure saved that dog show,7 +130419,464,65,"Lenny Leonard: Moe, you were hilarious.",345000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, you were hilarious.",moe you were hilarious,4 +130420,464,66,Moe Szyslak: I was just doin' what comes naturally to me -- being mean to animals.,347000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I was just doin' what comes naturally to me -- being mean to animals.,i was just doin what comes naturally to me -- being mean to animals,14 +130421,464,67,"Man With Crazy Beard: (VOICE LIKE CHRISTOPHER LLOYD) Excuse me, sir. I was wondering if you would judge an outrageous beard contest I'm in tonight.",351000,TRUE,5648,15,Man With Crazy Beard,Moe's Tavern,"Excuse me, sir. I was wondering if you would judge an outrageous beard contest I'm in tonight.",excuse me sir i was wondering if you would judge an outrageous beard contest im in tonight,17 +130422,464,68,"Moe Szyslak: Well, anyone can get a laugh at the expense of an ugly dog. But crazy beards? That's where the big boys play.",359000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, anyone can get a laugh at the expense of an ugly dog. But crazy beards? That's where the big boys play.",well anyone can get a laugh at the expense of an ugly dog but crazy beards thats where the big boys play,22 +130423,464,69,Barflies: (ENCOURAGING NOISES),359000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130424,464,70,Moe Szyslak: Can you make it sound like girls askin' me?,367000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Can you make it sound like girls askin' me?,can you make it sound like girls askin me,9 +130425,464,71,Barflies: (ENCOURAGING WOMANLY NOISES),367000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130426,464,72,"Moe Szyslak: (DELIGHTED CHUCKLE) Okay, you crazy dames. I'll do it!",372000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Okay, you crazy dames. I'll do it!",okay you crazy dames ill do it,7 +130427,464,73,Barflies: (GIRLISH GIGGLES),372000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130428,464,74,Moe Szyslak: Which means this joint is closed for the night.,377000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Which means this joint is closed for the night.,which means this joint is closed for the night,9 +130429,464,75,Barney Gumble: Don't be that way.,379000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,Don't be that way.,dont be that way,4 +130430,464,76,Barflies: (PROTESTING MURMURS),379000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130431,464,77,Homer Simpson: You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price in natural lighting!,381000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,You can't close! I'll have to go home and drink better beer at half the price in natural lighting!,you cant close ill have to go home and drink better beer at half the price in natural lighting,19 +130432,464,78,Moe Szyslak: (SIGHS) I didn't want to have to do this...,387000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I didn't want to have to do this...,i didnt want to have to do this,8 +130433,464,79,"Barflies: (SCREAM, RUN OUT)",387000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130434,464,80,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah that's right! Scatter, ya cockroaches!",394000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah that's right! Scatter, ya cockroaches!",yeah thats right scatter ya cockroaches,6 +130435,464,81,"Lisa Simpson: (WALKS UP) Mr. Szyslak, would you like to buy some band candy?",396000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Mr. Szyslak, would you like to buy some band candy?",mr szyslak would you like to buy some band candy,10 +130436,464,82,Lisa Simpson: That doesn't work on me.,400000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,That doesn't work on me.,that doesnt work on me,5 +130437,464,83,Moe Szyslak: Oh yeah? How 'bout this scary face? (SCARY NOISES),401000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Oh yeah? How 'bout this scary face?,oh yeah how bout this scary face,7 +130438,464,84,Lisa Simpson: I can see that down deep is a decent man.,402000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I can see that down deep is a decent man.,i can see that down deep is a decent man,10 +130439,464,85,Moe Szyslak: (SIGHS) Fine.,409000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Fine.,fine,1 +130440,464,86,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - early evening - ESTABLISHING),417000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130441,464,87,Marge Simpson: You're home early!,417000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You're home early!,youre home early,3 +130442,464,88,"Homer Simpson: Oh, can't a guy rush home from work to see his beautiful--",418000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, can't a guy rush home from work to see his beautiful--",oh cant a guy rush home from work to see his beautiful--,12 +130443,464,89,"Marge Simpson: (CUTTING HIM OFF) Moe's is closed, huh?",422000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Moe's is closed, huh?",moes is closed huh,4 +130444,464,90,Homer Simpson: (MOPEY) Yeah. Now what am I supposed to do?,423000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah. Now what am I supposed to do?,yeah now what am i supposed to do,8 +130445,464,91,Marge Simpson: We can enjoy each others' company.,426000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We can enjoy each others' company.,we can enjoy each others company,6 +130446,464,92,"Homer Simpson: (THINKS, THEN:) Okay.",428000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay.,okay,1 +130447,464,93,Marge Simpson: Still wanna be at Moe's?,431000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Still wanna be at Moe's?,still wanna be at moes,5 +130448,464,94,"Thought Bubble Moe: She's right, Homer. You're happier there.",433000,TRUE,2480,5,Thought Bubble Moe,Simpson Home,"She's right, Homer. You're happier there.",shes right homer youre happier there,6 +130449,464,95,"Thought Bubble Lisa: Mr. Szyslak, you want to buy some band candy?",436000,TRUE,5649,5,Thought Bubble Lisa,Simpson Home,"Mr. Szyslak, you want to buy some band candy?",mr szyslak you want to buy some band candy,9 +130450,464,96,Thought Bubble Moe: (AGGRAVATED) Even in the thought bubble I gotta buy band candy.,438000,TRUE,2480,5,Thought Bubble Moe,Simpson Home,Even in the thought bubble I gotta buy band candy.,even in the thought bubble i gotta buy band candy,10 +130451,464,97,(Springfield Elks Lodge: int. springfield elks lodge - auditorium - continuous),443000,FALSE,NA,3755,NA,Springfield Elks Lodge,NA,NA,NA +130823,465,202,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - BAND ROOM - LATER THAT daY),782000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +130452,464,98,Moe Szyslak: Looks like you ate a Rastafarian and he's comin' back up on ya!,443000,TRUE,17,3755,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elks Lodge,Looks like you ate a Rastafarian and he's comin' back up on ya!,looks like you ate a rastafarian and hes comin back up on ya,13 +130453,464,99,Crowd: (LAUGHS),443000,FALSE,75,3755,Crowd,Springfield Elks Lodge,NA,NA,NA +130454,464,100,"The Rich Texan: Now looky here. I'm no judge of talent, but I am a judge of judging. And in my judge judgment, you have a talent for judging talent.",449000,TRUE,1508,3755,The Rich Texan,Springfield Elks Lodge,"Now looky here. I'm no judge of talent, but I am a judge of judging. And in my judge judgment, you have a talent for judging talent.",now looky here im no judge of talent but i am a judge of judging and in my judge judgment you have a talent for judging talent,27 +130455,464,101,Moe Szyslak: You talk like my ass plays harmonica.,457000,TRUE,17,3755,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elks Lodge,You talk like my ass plays harmonica.,you talk like my ass plays harmonica,7 +130456,464,102,The Rich Texan: (HEARTY CHUCKLE) You should share your hilarious hate with everyone.,460000,TRUE,1508,3755,The Rich Texan,Springfield Elks Lodge,You should share your hilarious hate with everyone.,you should share your hilarious hate with everyone,8 +130457,464,103,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day),490000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130458,464,104,"Marge Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE, THEN RECOVERS) I didn't see you come in.",490000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I didn't see you come in.,i didnt see you come in,6 +130459,464,105,"Homer Simpson: Well, since Moe's is closed again, I thought I'd help you cook dinner.",491000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, since Moe's is closed again, I thought I'd help you cook dinner.",well since moes is closed again i thought id help you cook dinner,13 +130460,464,106,"Marge Simpson: Well, I don't need much help...",495000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I don't need much help...",well i dont need much help,6 +130461,464,107,Marge Simpson: But you can keep me company.,495000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But you can keep me company.,but you can keep me company,6 +130462,464,108,Marge Simpson: (BIGGER STARTLED NOISE),495000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130463,464,109,Marge Simpson: You know what? I'll just cook this later.,502000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You know what? I'll just cook this later.,you know what ill just cook this later,8 +130464,464,110,Marge Simpson: (BIGGEST STARTLED NOISE),502000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130465,464,111,Homer Simpson: What are we watching?,508000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What are we watching?,what are we watching,4 +130466,464,112,"Marge Simpson: Um, I'm gonna go read a book.",509000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Um, I'm gonna go read a book.",um im gonna go read a book,7 +130467,464,113,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),509000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130468,464,114,Homer Simpson: After the title page it's Bob Dole's memoirs.,516000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,After the title page it's Bob Dole's memoirs.,after the title page its bob doles memoirs,8 +130469,464,115,(SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - ESTABLISHING: Ext. Springfield university medical school - establishing),521000,FALSE,NA,3756,NA,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - ESTABLISHING,NA,NA,NA +130470,464,116,(OPERATING THEATER: Int. operating theater - continuous),521000,FALSE,NA,735,NA,OPERATING THEATER,NA,NA,NA +130471,464,117,Moe Szyslak: This is terrible! I've seen better stitching on a baseball glove!,521000,TRUE,17,735,Moe Szyslak,OPERATING THEATER,This is terrible! I've seen better stitching on a baseball glove!,this is terrible ive seen better stitching on a baseball glove,11 +130472,464,118,Dr. Nick Riviera: Can I have another corpse?,524000,TRUE,349,735,Dr. Nick Riviera,OPERATING THEATER,Can I have another corpse?,can i have another corpse,5 +130473,464,119,Dr. Julius Hibbert: They weren't corpses!,526000,TRUE,332,735,Dr. Julius Hibbert,OPERATING THEATER,They weren't corpses!,they werent corpses,3 +130474,464,120,Dr. Nick Riviera: Uh-oh.,528000,TRUE,349,735,Dr. Nick Riviera,OPERATING THEATER,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +130475,464,121,(SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER: Ext. springfield university medical school - a little later),532000,FALSE,NA,3757,NA,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,NA,NA,NA +130476,464,122,"Ron Finkelsteinberg: Moe Szyslak? I'm from U.C.A.A., the Uncreative Artists Agency. We represent some of the biggest stars on TV.",532000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Moe Szyslak? I'm from U.C.A.A., the Uncreative Artists Agency. We represent some of the biggest stars on TV.",moe szyslak im from ucaa the uncreative artists agency we represent some of the biggest stars on tv,18 +130477,464,123,"Moe Szyslak: TV, huh? That crap still on?",538000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"TV, huh? That crap still on?",tv huh that crap still on,6 +130478,464,124,"Ron Finkelsteinberg: Yes sir. Never been crappier. Listen, Moe, reality shows are looking for judges, and you're that mythical creature we thought we would never find: you're mean, you're funny and you're not British!",540000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Yes sir. Never been crappier. Listen, Moe, reality shows are looking for judges, and you're that mythical creature we thought we would never find: you're mean, you're funny and you're not British!",yes sir never been crappier listen moe reality shows are looking for judges and youre that mythical creature we thought we would never find youre mean youre funny and youre not british,32 +130479,464,125,Moe Szyslak: I am so not British. Don't let this pasty face and bad teeth fool ya.,549000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,I am so not British. Don't let this pasty face and bad teeth fool ya.,i am so not british dont let this pasty face and bad teeth fool ya,15 +130480,464,126,Ron Finkelsteinberg: Perfect.,553000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,Perfect.,perfect,1 +130481,464,127,"Moe Szyslak: So, what kind of reality shows are we talkin' about here?",554000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"So, what kind of reality shows are we talkin' about here?",so what kind of reality shows are we talkin about here,11 +130849,465,228,(Run-down Apartment Building: INT. RUN-DOWN APARTMENT BUILDING - MOMENTS LATER),962000,FALSE,NA,3778,NA,Run-down Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +130482,464,128,"Ron Finkelsteinberg: Well, to name just a few: ""America's Ripest Bananas,"" ""So You Think You Can Judge?,"" ""Who Wants to be a Welder?,"" ""Poodle Versus Elephant..."" ""Leg Swap..."" ""Old People Try to Figure Out Computers,"" ""American Idol,"" ""Dancing With Cars of the Stars,"" ""America's Drunkest Nobody,"" ""Let's Make a Veal...""",557000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Well, to name just a few: ""America's Ripest Bananas,"" ""So You Think You Can Judge?,"" ""Who Wants to be a Welder?,"" ""Poodle Versus Elephant..."" ""Leg Swap..."" ""Old People Try to Figure Out Computers,"" ""American Idol,"" ""Dancing With Cars of the Stars,"" ""America's Drunkest Nobody,"" ""Let's Make a Veal...""",well to name just a few americas ripest bananas so you think you can judge who wants to be a welder poodle versus elephant leg swap old people try to figure out computers american idol dancing with cars of the stars americas drunkest nobody lets make a veal,48 +130483,464,129,Moe Szyslak: Love that show.,570000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,Love that show.,love that show,3 +130484,464,130,"Ron Finkelsteinberg: ""Somali Pirate Apprentice...""",571000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,Somali Pirate Apprentice...,somali pirate apprentice,3 +130485,464,131,"Moe Szyslak: (KNOWING) Right, yeah, with those guys.",572000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Right, yeah, with those guys.",right yeah with those guys,5 +130486,464,132,"Ron Finkelsteinberg: ""Fix Andy Dick...""",574000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,Fix Andy Dick...,fix andy dick,3 +130487,464,133,Moe Szyslak: It's about time.,575000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,It's about time.,its about time,3 +130488,464,134,"Ron Finkelsteinberg: ...""Bottom Chef,"" ""My Life On Kathy Griffin,"" ""Pimp My Crypt,"" ""Are You Fatter than A Fifth Grader,"" and ""Grave Robbers of Orange County.""",576000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"...""Bottom Chef,"" ""My Life On Kathy Griffin,"" ""Pimp My Crypt,"" ""Are You Fatter than A Fifth Grader,"" and ""Grave Robbers of Orange County.""",bottom chef my life on kathy griffin pimp my crypt are you fatter than a fifth grader and grave robbers of orange county,23 +130489,464,135,"Moe Szyslak: Geez, that's quite a list.",582000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Geez, that's quite a list.",geez thats quite a list,5 +130490,464,136,"Ron Finkelsteinberg: Hang on, I'm getting a text. Ooo, those were all just canceled, except for ""American Idol.""",583000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Hang on, I'm getting a text. Ooo, those were all just canceled, except for ""American Idol.""",hang on im getting a text ooo those were all just canceled except for american idol,16 +130491,464,137,"Moe Szyslak: (ECSTATIC) Did you just say ""Armenian Idol?!"" 'Cause that's my favorite show!",587000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Did you just say ""Armenian Idol?!"" 'Cause that's my favorite show!",did you just say armenian idol cause thats my favorite show,11 +130492,464,138,"Ron Finkelsteinberg: No, no, no, no, no, no, American Idol.",590000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"No, no, no, no, no, no, American Idol.",no no no no no no american idol,8 +130493,464,139,"Moe Szyslak: (NOT SO EXCITED) Oh, yeah. Who's their Egor Glumov?",592000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Oh, yeah. Who's their Egor Glumov?",oh yeah whos their egor glumov,6 +130494,464,140,Ron Finkelsteinberg: Randy Jackson.,594000,TRUE,5650,3757,Ron Finkelsteinberg,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,Randy Jackson.,randy jackson,2 +130495,464,141,"Moe Szyslak: Ah yeah, good enough.",595000,TRUE,17,3757,Moe Szyslak,SPRINGFIELD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL SCHOOL - A LITTLE LATER,"Ah yeah, good enough.",ah yeah good enough,4 +130496,464,142,(LOS ANGELES AIRPORT: ext. los angeles airport - aerial shot),605000,FALSE,NA,3758,NA,LOS ANGELES AIRPORT,NA,NA,NA +130497,464,143,(LAX: ext. lax - day),605000,FALSE,NA,3759,NA,LAX,NA,NA,NA +130498,464,144,(Limousine: int. limousine - continuous),605000,FALSE,NA,1215,NA,Limousine,NA,NA,NA +130499,464,145,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, hey driver, could you put on a song about California or Los Angeles?",605000,TRUE,17,1215,Moe Szyslak,Limousine,"Uh, hey driver, could you put on a song about California or Los Angeles?",uh hey driver could you put on a song about california or los angeles,14 +130500,464,146,Limo Driver: Ah they all suck. But here's a great one about Alabama!,609000,TRUE,2198,1215,Limo Driver,Limousine,Ah they all suck. But here's a great one about Alabama!,ah they all suck but heres a great one about alabama,11 +130501,464,147,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - kitchen - afternoon),638000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130502,464,148,"Homer Simpson: Now that I have all this free time, I thought I would do you a huge favor.",638000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now that I have all this free time, I thought I would do you a huge favor.",now that i have all this free time i thought i would do you a huge favor,17 +130503,464,149,Marge Simpson: That's nice. What kind of favor?,642000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's nice. What kind of favor?,thats nice what kind of favor,6 +130504,464,150,Homer Simpson: I organized the kitchen. I labeled everything with a label maker...,644000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I organized the kitchen. I labeled everything with a label maker...,i organized the kitchen i labeled everything with a label maker,11 +130505,464,151,Homer Simpson: And I also mixed all the spices together into one super spice!,649000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And I also mixed all the spices together into one super spice!,and i also mixed all the spices together into one super spice,12 +130506,464,152,Marge Simpson: (HYPERVENTILATES),649000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130507,464,153,Homer Simpson: Uh-oh. What kind of ventilating is that?,658000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh-oh. What kind of ventilating is that?,uh-oh what kind of ventilating is that,7 +130508,464,154,Marge Simpson: Hyper! (HYPERVENTILATES),661000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Hyper!,hyper,1 +130509,464,155,(SPRINGFIELD STREET - EVENING: ext. springfield street - evening),670000,FALSE,NA,3760,NA,SPRINGFIELD STREET - EVENING,NA,NA,NA +131056,466,113,Martin Prince: Good day to you.,663000,TRUE,38,3431,Martin Prince,Nelson's Trailer,Good day to you.,good day to you,4 +130510,464,156,"Homer Simpson: Wow, Marge. I can't believe you're taking me to a sports bar.",670000,TRUE,2,3760,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD STREET - EVENING,"Wow, Marge. I can't believe you're taking me to a sports bar.",wow marge i cant believe youre taking me to a sports bar,12 +130511,464,157,"Marge Simpson: Well, it's been such a... blessing having you around the house, ""making my life easier,"" as you so put it, so I thought you deserved a reward.",674000,TRUE,1,3760,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD STREET - EVENING,"Well, it's been such a... blessing having you around the house, ""making my life easier,"" as you so put it, so I thought you deserved a reward.",well its been such a blessing having you around the house making my life easier as you so put it so i thought you deserved a reward,27 +130512,464,158,(SPORTS BAR: int. sports bar - moments later),692000,FALSE,NA,3761,NA,SPORTS BAR,NA,NA,NA +130513,464,159,Homer Simpson: Watchin' hockey! Watchin' 'em pass that puck! Oh yeah!,692000,TRUE,2,3761,Homer Simpson,SPORTS BAR,Watchin' hockey! Watchin' 'em pass that puck! Oh yeah!,watchin hockey watchin em pass that puck oh yeah,9 +130514,464,160,"Sports Bar Guy #3: Lacrosse, idiot.",697000,TRUE,5651,3761,Sports Bar Guy #3,SPORTS BAR,"Lacrosse, idiot.",lacrosse idiot,2 +130515,464,161,"Sports Bar Guy #4: Hey man, can you settle a bet?",698000,TRUE,5652,3761,Sports Bar Guy #4,SPORTS BAR,"Hey man, can you settle a bet?",hey man can you settle a bet,7 +130516,464,162,Sports Bar Guy #4: What was the greatest X.F.L. team that never won a championship?,701000,TRUE,5652,3761,Sports Bar Guy #4,SPORTS BAR,What was the greatest X.F.L. team that never won a championship?,what was the greatest xfl team that never won a championship,11 +130517,464,163,"Homer Simpson: Uh, the Long Island Ice Teas?",705000,TRUE,2,3761,Homer Simpson,SPORTS BAR,"Uh, the Long Island Ice Teas?",uh the long island ice teas,6 +130518,464,164,Sports Bar Guy #4: I think you want the gay bar across the street.,708000,TRUE,5652,3761,Sports Bar Guy #4,SPORTS BAR,I think you want the gay bar across the street.,i think you want the gay bar across the street,10 +130519,464,165,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - back yard - day),714000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130520,464,166,"Lisa Simpson: As an eight-year-old girl in twenty-first century America, I know how it is to feel insecure about your looks. But you've got so much going for you. I'd kill for your sense of smell... you have a nice firm handshake...",714000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"As an eight-year-old girl in twenty-first century America, I know how it is to feel insecure about your looks. But you've got so much going for you. I'd kill for your sense of smell... you have a nice firm handshake...",as an eight-year-old girl in twenty-first century america i know how it is to feel insecure about your looks but youve got so much going for you id kill for your sense of smell you have a nice firm handshake,40 +130521,464,167,"Lisa Simpson: And when you wag your tail, it really lights up a room.",728000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"And when you wag your tail, it really lights up a room.",and when you wag your tail it really lights up a room,12 +130522,464,168,"Lisa Simpson: Now, let's scoot together.",732000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, let's scoot together.",now lets scoot together,4 +130523,464,169,(HOLLYWOOD - DAY: ext. Hollywood - day),741000,FALSE,NA,3762,NA,HOLLYWOOD - DAY,NA,NA,NA +130524,464,170,"Moe Szyslak: Wow, I can't believe I'm here. The place where magic is made.",741000,TRUE,17,3762,Moe Szyslak,HOLLYWOOD - DAY,"Wow, I can't believe I'm here. The place where magic is made.",wow i cant believe im here the place where magic is made,12 +130525,464,171,"Moe Szyslak: I really appreciate your showing me around, Simon.",747000,TRUE,17,3762,Moe Szyslak,HOLLYWOOD - DAY,"I really appreciate your showing me around, Simon.",i really appreciate your showing me around simon,8 +130526,464,172,Simon Cowell: Always happy to help the newbies. And how do you like L.A.?,750000,TRUE,5653,3762,Simon Cowell,HOLLYWOOD - DAY,Always happy to help the newbies. And how do you like L.A.?,always happy to help the newbies and how do you like la,12 +130527,464,173,"Moe Szyslak: (SARCASTIC) Oh, it's a helluva city. It's like somebody stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.",753000,TRUE,17,3762,Moe Szyslak,HOLLYWOOD - DAY,"Oh, it's a helluva city. It's like somebody stepped on New York and scraped it off on the beach.",oh its a helluva city its like somebody stepped on new york and scraped it off on the beach,19 +130528,464,174,"Simon Cowell: Clever... slightly nasty... very impressive. You know, I don't say this often, Moe -- but I actually think you're quite good at this.",758000,TRUE,5653,3762,Simon Cowell,HOLLYWOOD - DAY,"Clever... slightly nasty... very impressive. You know, I don't say this often, Moe -- but I actually think you're quite good at this.",clever slightly nasty very impressive you know i dont say this often moe -- but i actually think youre quite good at this,23 +130529,464,175,"Moe Szyslak: (BASHFUL CHUCKLE) Oh, well, oh nuts. Here come the paparazzi.",767000,TRUE,17,3762,Moe Szyslak,HOLLYWOOD - DAY,"Oh, well, oh nuts. Here come the paparazzi.",oh well oh nuts here come the paparazzi,8 +130530,464,176,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing - day),782000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130531,464,177,Marge Simpson: Homie! I thought you were at that sports bar.,782000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie! I thought you were at that sports bar.,homie i thought you were at that sports bar,9 +130532,464,178,"Homer Simpson: Well, that place was for diehard sports fans, not guys like me who are only fans when their team makes the playoffs. So, I decided to take apart the washing machine to see where that penny I left in my pants went.",785000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, that place was for diehard sports fans, not guys like me who are only fans when their team makes the playoffs. So, I decided to take apart the washing machine to see where that penny I left in my pants went.",well that place was for diehard sports fans not guys like me who are only fans when their team makes the playoffs so i decided to take apart the washing machine to see where that penny i left in my pants went,42 +130533,464,179,"Marge Simpson: Well, I am glad you're spending more time with us, but maybe you should get a plumber to help you with that.",797000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I am glad you're spending more time with us, but maybe you should get a plumber to help you with that.",well i am glad youre spending more time with us but maybe you should get a plumber to help you with that,22 +130606,464,252,Marge Simpson: (SEXY) In the mood for another round? (GIGGLES),1172000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,In the mood for another round?,in the mood for another round,6 +130607,464,253,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's tavern - evening - establishing),1179000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130534,464,180,"Homer Simpson: Ah, those guys are all crooks. They charge you for parts and labor? Pick one, buddy! I can do this just fine by myself.",803000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ah, those guys are all crooks. They charge you for parts and labor? Pick one, buddy! I can do this just fine by myself.",ah those guys are all crooks they charge you for parts and labor pick one buddy i can do this just fine by myself,24 +130535,464,181,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, I got it!",813000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, I got it!",dont worry i got it,5 +130536,464,182,"Grampa Simpson: Sure is hell to have your husband around all the time, ain't it?",826000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sure is hell to have your husband around all the time, ain't it?",sure is hell to have your husband around all the time aint it,13 +130537,464,183,Marge Simpson: At least in Hell the heat still works.,828000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,At least in Hell the heat still works.,at least in hell the heat still works,8 +130538,464,184,"Grampa Simpson: Well... (CONSIDERS, THEN SAYS:) I do know something that could occupy his time. A lot of his time. Seen it work with plenty of men my age. Only thing is... you may not get him back.",831000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Well... I do know something that could occupy his time. A lot of his time. Seen it work with plenty of men my age. Only thing is... you may not get him back.,well i do know something that could occupy his time a lot of his time seen it work with plenty of men my age only thing is you may not get him back,33 +130539,464,185,Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE NERVOUS) What is it?,844000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What is it?,what is it,3 +130540,464,186,Grampa Simpson: (VERY OMINOUS) Golf.,845000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Golf.,golf,1 +130541,464,187,"Ned Flanders: Hey there, neighbor. You look as puffed up as a peacock in a...",849000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Hey there, neighbor. You look as puffed up as a peacock in a...",hey there neighbor you look as puffed up as a peacock in a,13 +130542,464,188,Homer Simpson: (HUGE RETCHING NOISE),849000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130543,464,189,Marge Simpson: Golf it is.,858000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Golf it is.,golf it is,3 +130544,464,190,Grampa Simpson: Golf what is?,860000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Golf what is?,golf what is,3 +130545,464,191,(20th Century Fox Studios: ext. fox studios - los angeles - establishing - day),863000,FALSE,NA,3763,NA,20th Century Fox Studios,NA,NA,NA +130546,464,192,(EDITING BAY: int. editing bay - continuous),863000,FALSE,NA,1312,NA,EDITING BAY,NA,NA,NA +130547,464,193,"Moe Szyslak: You wanted to see me, Simon?",863000,TRUE,17,1312,Moe Szyslak,EDITING BAY,"You wanted to see me, Simon?",you wanted to see me simon,6 +130548,464,194,"Simon Cowell: Moe, as you know, over the past few days I've grown rather fond of you.",866000,TRUE,5653,1312,Simon Cowell,EDITING BAY,"Moe, as you know, over the past few days I've grown rather fond of you.",moe as you know over the past few days ive grown rather fond of you,15 +130549,464,195,Moe Szyslak: I can't believe you gave me your home phone number.,870000,TRUE,17,1312,Moe Szyslak,EDITING BAY,I can't believe you gave me your home phone number.,i cant believe you gave me your home phone number,10 +130550,464,196,"Simon Cowell: (QUICK) That's not my home number. That's my assistant's work number. (THEN GENIAL) Now Moe, I want to give you a friendly warning -- don't do what I did. Don't become the mean judge.",872000,TRUE,5653,1312,Simon Cowell,EDITING BAY,"That's not my home number. That's my assistant's work number. Now Moe, I want to give you a friendly warning -- don't do what I did. Don't become the mean judge.",thats not my home number thats my assistants work number now moe i want to give you a friendly warning -- dont do what i did dont become the mean judge,31 +130551,464,197,Moe Szyslak: But it's brought you everything a man could want -- I bet you throw out your paper plates instead of reusing 'em till the food drops through.,882000,TRUE,17,1312,Moe Szyslak,EDITING BAY,But it's brought you everything a man could want -- I bet you throw out your paper plates instead of reusing 'em till the food drops through.,but its brought you everything a man could want -- i bet you throw out your paper plates instead of reusing em till the food drops through,27 +130552,464,198,"Simon Cowell: That's true. Everything you said is true. But there's a cost. I'm lonely, Moe. No one dares be my friend, for fear I'll say something nasty.",889000,TRUE,5653,1312,Simon Cowell,EDITING BAY,"That's true. Everything you said is true. But there's a cost. I'm lonely, Moe. No one dares be my friend, for fear I'll say something nasty.",thats true everything you said is true but theres a cost im lonely moe no one dares be my friend for fear ill say something nasty,26 +130553,464,199,"Moe Szyslak: But what we do is just kiddin' around, right? People know that.",896000,TRUE,17,1312,Moe Szyslak,EDITING BAY,"But what we do is just kiddin' around, right? People know that.",but what we do is just kiddin around right people know that,12 +130554,464,200,"Simon Cowell: Do they? They've been preparing a bio of you, with interviews of people you've judged. Let's have a look.",900000,TRUE,5653,1312,Simon Cowell,EDITING BAY,"Do they? They've been preparing a bio of you, with interviews of people you've judged. Let's have a look.",do they theyve been preparing a bio of you with interviews of people youve judged lets have a look,19 +130555,464,201,C. Montgomery Burns: He's the meanest man in town.,905000,TRUE,15,1312,C. Montgomery Burns,EDITING BAY,He's the meanest man in town.,hes the meanest man in town,6 +130556,464,202,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Nasty.,908000,TRUE,332,1312,Dr. Julius Hibbert,EDITING BAY,Nasty.,nasty,1 +130557,464,203,Sideshow Mel: Uncouth.,909000,TRUE,699,1312,Sideshow Mel,EDITING BAY,Uncouth.,uncouth,1 +130558,464,204,Kearney Zzyzwicz: We hate you!,910000,TRUE,145,1312,Kearney Zzyzwicz,EDITING BAY,We hate you!,we hate you,3 +130559,464,205,Disco Stu: So does Stu! Edit that so it rhymes with something.,912000,TRUE,1867,1312,Disco Stu,EDITING BAY,So does Stu! Edit that so it rhymes with something.,so does stu edit that so it rhymes with something,10 +130560,464,206,Ralph Wiggum: (ANGRILY) He's a (LIPS MOVE AS WE HEAR BLEEPS),916000,TRUE,119,1312,Ralph Wiggum,EDITING BAY,He's a,hes a,2 +130561,464,207,"Moe Szyslak: Wow. I can't believe this, Simon. (LOOKS AROUND) Simon? Huh. Was he really here, or was it just my imagination?",916000,TRUE,17,1312,Moe Szyslak,EDITING BAY,"Wow. I can't believe this, Simon. Simon? Huh. Was he really here, or was it just my imagination?",wow i cant believe this simon simon huh was he really here or was it just my imagination,18 +130562,464,208,Simon Cowell: I'm here. My black tee shirt makes me blend into the shadows. I'm here...I'm gone. (STEPS BACK AND FORTH) I'm here. I'm gone. I'm here. I'm gone. I'm here...,928000,TRUE,5653,1312,Simon Cowell,EDITING BAY,I'm here. My black tee shirt makes me blend into the shadows. I'm here...I'm gone. I'm here. I'm gone. I'm here. I'm gone. I'm here...,im here my black tee shirt makes me blend into the shadows im hereim gone im here im gone im here im gone im here,25 +130563,464,209,Moe Szyslak: I get it. I get it. That's your thing.,936000,TRUE,17,1312,Moe Szyslak,EDITING BAY,I get it. I get it. That's your thing.,i get it i get it thats your thing,9 +130564,464,210,(American Idol Set: INT. AMERICAN IDOL SET - night),942000,FALSE,NA,3764,NA,American Idol Set,NA,NA,NA +130565,464,211,Female Singer: (PERFORMING WELL) HAPPY BIRTH-DAY TO... (BIG VOCAL FLOURISH) YOUUUUUU!,942000,TRUE,423,3764,Female Singer,American Idol Set,HAPPY BIRTH-DAY TO... YOUUUUUU!,happy birth-day to youuuuuu,4 +130566,464,212,"Simon: This is it, Moe -- America's gonna learn just what sort of man you are.",954000,TRUE,4086,3764,Simon,American Idol Set,"This is it, Moe -- America's gonna learn just what sort of man you are.",this is it moe -- americas gonna learn just what sort of man you are,15 +130567,464,213,"Ryan Seacrest: Okay Randy, what'd you think of that performance?",959000,TRUE,5654,3764,Ryan Seacrest,American Idol Set,"Okay Randy, what'd you think of that performance?",okay randy whatd you think of that performance,8 +130568,464,214,"Randy Jackson: A'ight, a'ight -- You know what? I was feelin' that, dog. ""Happy"" was very cool, right? But ""birth"" was definitely a little pitchy, but -- I gotta tell you something -- you worked it out on ""day,"" man. And then when you hit that ""to you"" -- dude, that was the bomb! You blew out all the candles, baby!",962000,TRUE,5655,3764,Randy Jackson,American Idol Set,"A'ight, a'ight -- You know what? I was feelin' that, dog. ""Happy"" was very cool, right? But ""birth"" was definitely a little pitchy, but -- I gotta tell you something -- you worked it out on ""day,"" man. And then when you hit that ""to you"" -- dude, that was the bomb! You blew out all the candles, baby!",aight aight -- you know what i was feelin that dog happy was very cool right but birth was definitely a little pitchy but -- i gotta tell you something -- you worked it out on day man and then when you hit that to you -- dude that was the bomb you blew out all the candles baby,59 +130569,464,215,"Ryan Seacrest: If you think that answer was a yes, text the number at the bottom of the screen. Giant secret charges may apply. (TURNS TO KARA) Kara?",976000,TRUE,5654,3764,Ryan Seacrest,American Idol Set,"If you think that answer was a yes, text the number at the bottom of the screen. Giant secret charges may apply. Kara?",if you think that answer was a yes text the number at the bottom of the screen giant secret charges may apply kara,23 +130570,464,216,"Kara DioGuardi: (TO CONTESTANT) I have to admit, I didn't think you could come back from last week, when your version of ""Brown Sugar"" made Mick Jagger retire from singing forever. But you rocked it!",983000,TRUE,5656,3764,Kara DioGuardi,American Idol Set,"I have to admit, I didn't think you could come back from last week, when your version of ""Brown Sugar"" made Mick Jagger retire from singing forever. But you rocked it!",i have to admit i didnt think you could come back from last week when your version of brown sugar made mick jagger retire from singing forever but you rocked it,31 +130571,464,217,"Ryan Seacrest: Ellen, what's your ""ramble"" on this?",991000,TRUE,5654,3764,Ryan Seacrest,American Idol Set,"Ellen, what's your ""ramble"" on this?",ellen whats your ramble on this,6 +130572,464,218,"Ellen DeGeneres: Ryan, I don't ramble anymore. Although I do love that song ""Ramblin' Man"" by the Allman Brothers. I used to think that they were the ""Almond Brothers,"" which was cool, because I love nuts. Except for filberts, which is weird because I love Dilbert -- 'cause when you're stuck workin' in a cubicle, sometimes you just gotta dance!",993000,TRUE,5657,3764,Ellen DeGeneres,American Idol Set,"Ryan, I don't ramble anymore. Although I do love that song ""Ramblin' Man"" by the Allman Brothers. I used to think that they were the ""Almond Brothers,"" which was cool, because I love nuts. Except for filberts, which is weird because I love Dilbert -- 'cause when you're stuck workin' in a cubicle, sometimes you just gotta dance!",ryan i dont ramble anymore although i do love that song ramblin man by the allman brothers i used to think that they were the almond brothers which was cool because i love nuts except for filberts which is weird because i love dilbert -- cause when youre stuck workin in a cubicle sometimes you just gotta dance,58 +130573,464,219,"Ryan Seacrest: Now let's hear from the new guy, Moe Szyslak.",1018000,TRUE,5654,3764,Ryan Seacrest,American Idol Set,"Now let's hear from the new guy, Moe Szyslak.",now lets hear from the new guy moe szyslak,9 +130574,464,220,Moe Szyslak: Uh... well let's see here. Um...,1024000,TRUE,17,3764,Moe Szyslak,American Idol Set,Uh... well let's see here. Um...,uh well lets see here um,6 +130575,464,221,Thought Bubble Simon Cowell: Don't become the mean judge.,1028000,TRUE,5658,3764,Thought Bubble Simon Cowell,American Idol Set,Don't become the mean judge.,dont become the mean judge,5 +130576,464,222,"Lisa Simpson: Mr. Cowell, would you like some band candy?",1031000,TRUE,9,3764,Lisa Simpson,American Idol Set,"Mr. Cowell, would you like some band candy?",mr cowell would you like some band candy,8 +130577,464,223,Thought Bubble Simon Cowell: Security!,1034000,TRUE,5658,3764,Thought Bubble Simon Cowell,American Idol Set,Security!,security,1 +130578,464,224,"Moe Szyslak: (TO SINGER) Uh, I'm afraid you're wasting your time on this stage...",1038000,TRUE,17,3764,Moe Szyslak,American Idol Set,"Uh, I'm afraid you're wasting your time on this stage...",uh im afraid youre wasting your time on this stage,10 +130579,464,225,"Crowd: (LAUGHS/""OOOS"")",1038000,FALSE,75,3764,Crowd,American Idol Set,NA,NA,NA +130580,464,226,Moe Szyslak: (CHANGING GEARS) ...because you should be on Broadway chargin' a hundred bucks a ticket! You're a natural talent!,1045000,TRUE,17,3764,Moe Szyslak,American Idol Set,...because you should be on Broadway chargin' a hundred bucks a ticket! You're a natural talent!,because you should be on broadway chargin a hundred bucks a ticket youre a natural talent,16 +130581,464,227,Female Singer: (GIGGLE),1045000,FALSE,423,3764,Female Singer,American Idol Set,NA,NA,NA +130608,464,254,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S - continuous),1179000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130640,465,19,"Krusty the Clown: I'd just like to say this thing is worth nearly two million dollars. (GLOATING) How do you like me now, Teen Choice Awards?",111000,TRUE,139,48,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Town Hall,"I'd just like to say this thing is worth nearly two million dollars. How do you like me now, Teen Choice Awards?",id just like to say this thing is worth nearly two million dollars how do you like me now teen choice awards,22 +130582,464,228,"Moe Szyslak: I'm gettin' a little emotional here, because your voice, it opened up a little part of me that I thought was closed to truth and beauty forever. If there's a God, I just hope that right now he's votin' your name on that 8-8-8 line. (BREAKING DOWN) It was, it was really beautiful. Really. Thank you. (SOBS)",1052000,TRUE,17,3764,Moe Szyslak,American Idol Set,"I'm gettin' a little emotional here, because your voice, it opened up a little part of me that I thought was closed to truth and beauty forever. If there's a God, I just hope that right now he's votin' your name on that 8-8-8 line. It was, it was really beautiful. Really. Thank you.",im gettin a little emotional here because your voice it opened up a little part of me that i thought was closed to truth and beauty forever if theres a god i just hope that right now hes votin your name on that 8-8-8 line it was it was really beautiful really thank you,54 +130583,464,229,"Ryan Seacrest: Okay, that's four thumbs-up. And finally, because this show now has more judges than the Supreme court... Simon, what do you say?",1068000,TRUE,5654,3764,Ryan Seacrest,American Idol Set,"Okay, that's four thumbs-up. And finally, because this show now has more judges than the Supreme court... Simon, what do you say?",okay thats four thumbs-up and finally because this show now has more judges than the supreme court simon what do you say,22 +130584,464,230,"Simon Cowell: Well, that was truly a remarkable version of ""Happy Birthday."" Because when it was done, I actually felt like I had lost a year of my life.",1076000,TRUE,5653,3764,Simon Cowell,American Idol Set,"Well, that was truly a remarkable version of ""Happy Birthday."" Because when it was done, I actually felt like I had lost a year of my life.",well that was truly a remarkable version of happy birthday because when it was done i actually felt like i had lost a year of my life,27 +130585,464,231,"Crowd: (LAUGHS, BOOS)",1076000,FALSE,75,3764,Crowd,American Idol Set,NA,NA,NA +130586,464,232,"Simon Cowell: But even more objectionable were Moe's insipid comments -- a desperate plea for affection, which fell as flat as the hair on my head.",1085000,TRUE,5653,3764,Simon Cowell,American Idol Set,"But even more objectionable were Moe's insipid comments -- a desperate plea for affection, which fell as flat as the hair on my head.",but even more objectionable were moes insipid comments -- a desperate plea for affection which fell as flat as the hair on my head,24 +130587,464,233,Crowd: (HOOTS AND LAUGHS),1085000,FALSE,75,3764,Crowd,American Idol Set,NA,NA,NA +130588,464,234,Moe Szyslak: (SOTTO TO SIMON) Why are you raggin' on me? I'm doin' just what you said.,1098000,TRUE,17,3764,Moe Szyslak,American Idol Set,Why are you raggin' on me? I'm doin' just what you said.,why are you raggin on me im doin just what you said,12 +130589,464,235,"Simon Cowell: (SOTTO TO MOE) Hmm... let me think, why would I try to sabotage a new judge who just might do what I do for forty-eight million dollars less?",1101000,TRUE,5653,3764,Simon Cowell,American Idol Set,"Hmm... let me think, why would I try to sabotage a new judge who just might do what I do for forty-eight million dollars less?",hmm let me think why would i try to sabotage a new judge who just might do what i do for forty-eight million dollars less,25 +130590,464,236,"Moe Szyslak: (STANDS, FURIOUS) Hey, hey, hey! I've been double-crossed here! You're pretty smart huh, Simon?! Let's see how smart you are with your voice box hangin' out!",1108000,TRUE,17,3764,Moe Szyslak,American Idol Set,"Hey, hey, hey! I've been double-crossed here! You're pretty smart huh, Simon?! Let's see how smart you are with your voice box hangin' out!",hey hey hey ive been double-crossed here youre pretty smart huh simon lets see how smart you are with your voice box hangin out,24 +130591,464,237,"Ryan Seacrest: (TO MOE, URGENT WHISPER) Label to camera! Label to camera!",1116000,TRUE,5654,3764,Ryan Seacrest,American Idol Set,Label to camera! Label to camera!,label to camera label to camera,6 +130592,464,238,Moe Szyslak: What?! Oh. I'm Sorry. Sorry.,1118000,TRUE,17,3764,Moe Szyslak,American Idol Set,What?! Oh. I'm Sorry. Sorry.,what oh im sorry sorry,5 +130593,464,239,"Moe Szyslak: Die, ya bastard!",1120000,TRUE,17,3764,Moe Szyslak,American Idol Set,"Die, ya bastard!",die ya bastard,3 +130594,464,240,(Springfield Municipal Golf Course: ext. springfield municipal golf course - day),1124000,FALSE,NA,3765,NA,Springfield Municipal Golf Course,NA,NA,NA +130595,464,241,(Office: ext. office / pro shop window - continuous),1124000,FALSE,NA,745,NA,Office,NA,NA,NA +130596,464,242,"Pro Shop Clerk: Tees, scorecard, stubby little pencil... you're all set.",1124000,TRUE,5659,745,Pro Shop Clerk,Office,"Tees, scorecard, stubby little pencil... you're all set.",tees scorecard stubby little pencil youre all set,8 +130597,464,243,"Marge Simpson: Have fun, Homie.",1127000,TRUE,1,745,Marge Simpson,Office,"Have fun, Homie.",have fun homie,3 +130598,464,244,"Friendly Old Golfer: (LOOKS OVER AT TEE) Looks like Jimmy's starting him off with a three-iron. Now, My first shot was with a three-iron. (REMINISCING) One shot, and I was hooked for life. Barely saw my family again. Birthdays, anniversaries -- I missed 'em all.",1129000,TRUE,5660,745,Friendly Old Golfer,Office,"Looks like Jimmy's starting him off with a three-iron. Now, My first shot was with a three-iron. One shot, and I was hooked for life. Barely saw my family again. Birthdays, anniversaries -- I missed 'em all.",looks like jimmys starting him off with a three-iron now my first shot was with a three-iron one shot and i was hooked for life barely saw my family again birthdays anniversaries -- i missed em all,37 +130599,464,245,"Friendly Old Golfer: (CHECKS WATCH) I'm missing my daughter's wedding right now. Sweet guy, I'm told.",1144000,TRUE,5660,745,Friendly Old Golfer,Office,"I'm missing my daughter's wedding right now. Sweet guy, I'm told.",im missing my daughters wedding right now sweet guy im told,11 +130600,464,246,Friendly Old Golfer: (OMINOUS) One shot...,1150000,TRUE,5660,745,Friendly Old Golfer,Office,One shot...,one shot,2 +130601,464,247,Friendly Old Golfer: (OMINOUS) Hooked for life...,1151000,TRUE,5660,745,Friendly Old Golfer,Office,Hooked for life...,hooked for life,3 +130602,464,248,Homer Simpson: (EXTREMELY SURPRISED NOISE) Marge! You ruined my shot!,1158000,TRUE,2,745,Homer Simpson,Office,Marge! You ruined my shot!,marge you ruined my shot,5 +130603,464,249,Marge Simpson: Well you can take another -- in forty years!,1161000,TRUE,1,745,Marge Simpson,Office,Well you can take another -- in forty years!,well you can take another -- in forty years,9 +130604,464,250,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Homer and Marge's bedroom - a little later),1168000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +130605,464,251,Homer Simpson: That was awesome. I feel like the Tiger Woods of sex.,1168000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,That was awesome. I feel like the Tiger Woods of sex.,that was awesome i feel like the tiger woods of sex,11 +130609,464,255,"Moe Szyslak: ...I didn't rip out his voice box, but I did stretch out his tee shirt, then they said I ain't allowed back in California no more and I can no longer make judgments about nothin'...",1179000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"...I didn't rip out his voice box, but I did stretch out his tee shirt, then they said I ain't allowed back in California no more and I can no longer make judgments about nothin'...",i didnt rip out his voice box but i did stretch out his tee shirt then they said i aint allowed back in california no more and i can no longer make judgments about nothin,35 +130610,464,256,"Barney Gumble: Hey Moe, am I okay to drive?",1188000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,"Hey Moe, am I okay to drive?",hey moe am i okay to drive,7 +130611,464,257,"Moe Szyslak: Legally, I can't say.",1192000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Legally, I can't say.",legally i cant say,4 +130612,464,258,Barney Gumble: To a drunk man that's a yes!,1193000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,To a drunk man that's a yes!,to a drunk man thats a yes,7 +130613,464,259,"Barney Gumble: (DRIVING NOISES, THEN) Beep! Beep!",1202000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,Beep! Beep!,beep beep,2 +130614,464,260,Moe Szyslak: He seems fine. There is one bright side: I'm also forbidden from ever watchin' Fox.,1203000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,He seems fine. There is one bright side: I'm also forbidden from ever watchin' Fox.,he seems fine there is one bright side im also forbidden from ever watchin fox,15 +130615,464,261,Marge Simpson: You can't even show it in the bar?,1208000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,You can't even show it in the bar?,you cant even show it in the bar,8 +130616,464,262,Moe Szyslak: That's right -- and business has never been better.,1210000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,That's right -- and business has never been better.,thats right -- and business has never been better,9 +130617,464,263,"Moe Szyslak: Oh hey, how's it goin' there, Mr. Murdoch?",1216000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh hey, how's it goin' there, Mr. Murdoch?",oh hey hows it goin there mr murdoch,8 +130618,464,264,Rupert Murdoch: Never mind me -- put on the Jay Leno show.,1220000,TRUE,2690,15,Rupert Murdoch,Moe's Tavern,Never mind me -- put on the Jay Leno show.,never mind me -- put on the jay leno show,10 +130619,464,265,"Jay Leno: Have you seen this? The president says Iran has gotten hold of the most dangerous weapon known to man: the B.P. Oil rig. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I know how to make that leak disappear -- put it on NBC.",1223000,TRUE,2428,15,Jay Leno,Moe's Tavern,"Have you seen this? The president says Iran has gotten hold of the most dangerous weapon known to man: the B.P. Oil rig. That's right, ladies and gentlemen. I know how to make that leak disappear -- put it on NBC.",have you seen this the president says iran has gotten hold of the most dangerous weapon known to man the bp oil rig thats right ladies and gentlemen i know how to make that leak disappear -- put it on nbc,41 +130620,464,266,Rupert Murdoch: (HEARTY LAUGH),1223000,FALSE,2690,15,Rupert Murdoch,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +130621,465,0,(Evergreen Terrace: EXT. EVERGREEN TERRACE - FOUR IN THE MORNING),67000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +130622,465,1,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - TV ROOM - MOMENTS LATER),67000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130623,465,2,Homer Simpson: It's four AM -- you kids should've been in bed a half hour ago!,67000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's four AM -- you kids should've been in bed a half hour ago!,its four am -- you kids shouldve been in bed a half hour ago,14 +130624,465,3,"Lisa Simpson: We're watching the Nobel Prize announcements, live from Stockholm!",72000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"We're watching the Nobel Prize announcements, live from Stockholm!",were watching the nobel prize announcements live from stockholm,9 +130625,465,4,"Homer Simpson: Oooh, the Nobies!",75000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oooh, the Nobies!",oooh the nobies,3 +130626,465,5,Database: (UNCOMFORTABLE GETTING SQUEEZED NOISES),75000,FALSE,1605,5,Database,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130627,465,6,Nobel Academy President: For Economics...,77000,TRUE,5661,5,Nobel Academy President,Simpson Home,For Economics...,for economics,2 +130628,465,7,Nobel Academy President: (READS FROM LIST) Jagdish Bhagwati!,79000,TRUE,5661,5,Nobel Academy President,Simpson Home,Jagdish Bhagwati!,jagdish bhagwati,2 +130629,465,8,Martin Prince: Huzzah! I had him in the pool!,81000,TRUE,38,5,Martin Prince,Simpson Home,Huzzah! I had him in the pool!,huzzah i had him in the pool,7 +130630,465,9,Homer Simpson: Lucky.,83000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Lucky.,lucky,1 +130631,465,10,Lisa Simpson: Quiet! It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all: the Peace Prize.,85000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Quiet! It's time for the noblest Nobel Prize of all: the Peace Prize.,quiet its time for the noblest nobel prize of all the peace prize,13 +130632,465,11,Homer Simpson: (GRIMLY) I would kill for that.,90000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I would kill for that.,i would kill for that,5 +130633,465,12,Nobel Academy President: And the Nobel prize for peace goes to... (LOOKS DOWN AT LIST),92000,TRUE,5661,5,Nobel Academy President,Simpson Home,And the Nobel prize for peace goes to...,and the nobel prize for peace goes to,8 +130634,465,13,Lisa Simpson: (QUIET GLEE) Isn't this exciting?,95000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Isn't this exciting?,isnt this exciting,3 +130635,465,14,"Nobel Academy President: (OPENS ENVELOPE AND READS) ""Krusty the Clown!""",96000,TRUE,5661,5,Nobel Academy President,Simpson Home,Krusty the Clown!,krusty the clown,3 +130636,465,15,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),96000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130637,465,16,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),96000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130638,465,17,(Springfield Town Hall: EXT. SPRINGFIELD CITY HALL - the next DAY),102000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +130639,465,18,"Kent Brockman: And now to comment on joining the ranks of Martin Luther King, Gandhi, and Desmond Tutu, here's the man who always parks in my spot, Krusty the Clown.",102000,TRUE,211,48,Kent Brockman,Springfield Town Hall,"And now to comment on joining the ranks of Martin Luther King, Gandhi, and Desmond Tutu, here's the man who always parks in my spot, Krusty the Clown.",and now to comment on joining the ranks of martin luther king gandhi and desmond tutu heres the man who always parks in my spot krusty the clown,28 +130641,465,20,Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman. Channel Six. And Channel Six dot com! Will you be flying to Norway to accept the prize?,119000,TRUE,211,48,Kent Brockman,Springfield Town Hall,Kent Brockman. Channel Six. And Channel Six dot com! Will you be flying to Norway to accept the prize?,kent brockman channel six and channel six dot com will you be flying to norway to accept the prize,19 +130642,465,21,"Krusty the Clown: I'm looking forward to visiting the arctic circle, or as I call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke, I'm married.",125000,TRUE,139,48,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Town Hall,"I'm looking forward to visiting the arctic circle, or as I call it, my wife's side of the bed. For the purposes of that joke, I'm married.",im looking forward to visiting the arctic circle or as i call it my wifes side of the bed for the purposes of that joke im married,27 +130643,465,22,Homer Simpson: (GIANT EXTENDED LAUGH THAT ENDS IN WHEEZING),125000,FALSE,2,48,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +130644,465,23,"Krusty the Clown: Hey you, Big Chief Laugh-At-Crap. Meet me in my limo in five minutes.",146000,TRUE,139,48,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Town Hall,"Hey you, Big Chief Laugh-At-Crap. Meet me in my limo in five minutes.",hey you big chief laugh-at-crap meet me in my limo in five minutes,13 +130645,465,24,(Krusty's Limo: Ext. Krusty's limo - a little later),156000,FALSE,NA,3766,NA,Krusty's Limo,NA,NA,NA +130646,465,25,Homer Simpson: (REMINISCENT GIGGLE) Arctic Circle! I just got that! (MORE GIGGLES),156000,TRUE,2,3766,Homer Simpson,Krusty's Limo,Arctic Circle! I just got that!,arctic circle i just got that,6 +130647,465,26,"Krusty the Clown: All right, all right, settle down. Homer, you're the easiest laugh I know.",158000,TRUE,139,3766,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Limo,"All right, all right, settle down. Homer, you're the easiest laugh I know.",all right all right settle down homer youre the easiest laugh i know,13 +130648,465,27,Homer Simpson: (CARSON AUDIENCE) How easy am I?,163000,TRUE,2,3766,Homer Simpson,Krusty's Limo,How easy am I?,how easy am i,4 +130649,465,28,Krusty the Clown: (FED UP) Shut up. I'm gonna need you in the audience when I accept the Peace Prize in Oslo.,165000,TRUE,139,3766,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Limo,Shut up. I'm gonna need you in the audience when I accept the Peace Prize in Oslo.,shut up im gonna need you in the audience when i accept the peace prize in oslo,17 +130650,465,29,Homer Simpson: (GASP) Can my son come too? He knows what to do when I swallow my tongue.,170000,TRUE,2,3766,Homer Simpson,Krusty's Limo,Can my son come too? He knows what to do when I swallow my tongue.,can my son come too he knows what to do when i swallow my tongue,15 +130651,465,30,"Krusty the Clown: (SHRUGS) Eh, why not?",175000,TRUE,139,3766,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Limo,"Eh, why not?",eh why not,3 +130652,465,31,(Springfield Airport: EXT. SPRINGFIELD AIRPORT - establishing),176000,FALSE,NA,176,NA,Springfield Airport,NA,NA,NA +130653,465,32,Military Choir: (SINGS) THEY FIGHT AND BITE / THEY FIGHT! AND BITE AND FIGHT / FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! / BITE! BITE! BITE! / THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY SHOW!,176000,TRUE,5662,176,Military Choir,Springfield Airport,THEY FIGHT AND BITE / THEY FIGHT! AND BITE AND FIGHT / FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! / BITE! BITE! BITE! / THE ITCHY AND SCRATCHY SHOW!,they fight and bite they fight and bite and fight fight fight fight bite bite bite the itchy and scratchy show,21 +130654,465,33,Homer Simpson: They fight and bite? I never go to Europe without learning something.,190000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,They fight and bite? I never go to Europe without learning something.,they fight and bite i never go to europe without learning something,12 +130655,465,34,"Krusty the Clown: (CONFIDENTIAL) Now listen, I need you two to hold these for me.",194000,TRUE,139,176,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Airport,"Now listen, I need you two to hold these for me.",now listen i need you two to hold these for me,11 +130656,465,35,"Krusty the Clown: (POINTS TO HOMER) Your drugs put me to sleep... (POINTS TO BART) Your drugs wake me up. If I ask you to give me more, you say no. If I ask you again, you give 'em to me.",198000,TRUE,139,176,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Airport,"Your drugs put me to sleep... Your drugs wake me up. If I ask you to give me more, you say no. If I ask you again, you give 'em to me.",your drugs put me to sleep your drugs wake me up if i ask you to give me more you say no if i ask you again you give em to me,32 +130657,465,36,(Airport Terminal: int. airport terminal - continuous),207000,FALSE,NA,1720,NA,Airport Terminal,NA,NA,NA +130658,465,37,"Lisa Simpson: Why aren't I going to Oslo? The Nobel Prizes are my freakin' thing! But no -- Bart gets everything because he's the oldest and he's a boy. And Maggie gets what's ever left over because she's the youngest and she's a baby. Meanwhile, I'll just stand and wave to people going to better places.",207000,TRUE,9,1720,Lisa Simpson,Airport Terminal,"Why aren't I going to Oslo? The Nobel Prizes are my freakin' thing! But no -- Bart gets everything because he's the oldest and he's a boy. And Maggie gets what's ever left over because she's the youngest and she's a baby. Meanwhile, I'll just stand and wave to people going to better places.",why arent i going to oslo the nobel prizes are my freakin thing but no -- bart gets everything because hes the oldest and hes a boy and maggie gets whats ever left over because shes the youngest and shes a baby meanwhile ill just stand and wave to people going to better places,54 +130659,465,38,Tsa Security Officer: (WISEGUY VOICE) Would half a bottle of confiscated water cheer ya up?,223000,TRUE,5663,1720,Tsa Security Officer,Airport Terminal,Would half a bottle of confiscated water cheer ya up?,would half a bottle of confiscated water cheer ya up,10 +130660,465,39,"Lisa Simpson: Ew, no thanks.",226000,TRUE,9,1720,Lisa Simpson,Airport Terminal,"Ew, no thanks.",ew no thanks,3 +130661,465,40,"Tsa Security Officer: (TO MARGE) Quite the little princess, ain't she?",227000,TRUE,5663,1720,Tsa Security Officer,Airport Terminal,"Quite the little princess, ain't she?",quite the little princess aint she,6 +130662,465,41,(Road Leading Away From Airport: ext. road leading away from airport - day),231000,FALSE,NA,3767,NA,Road Leading Away From Airport,NA,NA,NA +130663,465,42,(Marge's Car: INT. marge's CAR - continuous),231000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +130664,465,43,"Lisa Simpson: (SIGH) I'm just gonna chill out with a little ""This American Life.""",231000,TRUE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,"I'm just gonna chill out with a little ""This American Life.""",im just gonna chill out with a little this american life,11 +130730,465,109,"Kurt Hardwick: Uh, that's not really a heckle.",477000,TRUE,5669,3771,Kurt Hardwick,CAMP STAGE,"Uh, that's not really a heckle.",uh thats not really a heckle,6 +131167,466,224,Ralph Wiggum: Thank you,1150000,TRUE,119,1436,Ralph Wiggum,NELSON'S HOUSE,Thank you,thank you,2 +130665,465,44,"Ira Glass: I'm Ira Glass. Remember when you were five years old, putting ketchup on your hot dog? (BEAT) Today in five acts, condiments. Act one, mustard. Act two, mayo. Act three, relish. Act four, corn relish.",234000,TRUE,5664,102,Ira Glass,Marge's Car,"I'm Ira Glass. Remember when you were five years old, putting ketchup on your hot dog? Today in five acts, condiments. Act one, mustard. Act two, mayo. Act three, relish. Act four, corn relish.",im ira glass remember when you were five years old putting ketchup on your hot dog today in five acts condiments act one mustard act two mayo act three relish act four corn relish,34 +130666,465,45,"Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED) Mom, this isn't the way home.",249000,TRUE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,"Mom, this isn't the way home.",mom this isnt the way home,6 +130667,465,46,Marge Simpson: Maybe we're not going home right away.,251000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Maybe we're not going home right away.,maybe were not going home right away,7 +130668,465,47,"Lisa Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) Oh I get it. They go to Oslo, we get some ice cream.",253000,TRUE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,"Oh I get it. They go to Oslo, we get some ice cream.",oh i get it they go to oslo we get some ice cream,13 +130669,465,48,"Marge Simpson: (PLAYFUL) Well, you could get some ice cream, or...spend a week at performing arts camp!",257000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"Well, you could get some ice cream, or...spend a week at performing arts camp!",well you could get some ice cream orspend a week at performing arts camp,14 +130670,465,49,Marge Simpson: Whoops -- didn't time that quite right.,265000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Whoops -- didn't time that quite right.,whoops -- didnt time that quite right,7 +130671,465,50,"Lisa Simpson: (HAPPY GASP, THEN ECSTATIC) Oh my God! Mom! Thank you! (REALIZING) I just need my...",267000,TRUE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,Oh my God! Mom! Thank you! I just need my...,oh my god mom thank you i just need my,10 +130672,465,51,Lisa Simpson: (SURPRISED GASP),267000,FALSE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +130673,465,52,Marge Simpson: Did you really think I'd forget? (KISSES HER) Now have a great time!,270000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Did you really think I'd forget? Now have a great time!,did you really think id forget now have a great time,11 +130674,465,53,Lisa Simpson: Victory for the middle child!,277000,TRUE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,Victory for the middle child!,victory for the middle child,5 +130675,465,54,"Marge Simpson: Aw, you think I forgot you? (WAGS FINGER) Babies shouldn't jump to conclusions!",280000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"Aw, you think I forgot you? Babies shouldn't jump to conclusions!",aw you think i forgot you babies shouldnt jump to conclusions,11 +130676,465,55,(ARTS CAMP: EXT. ARTS CAMP - day),295000,FALSE,NA,3768,NA,ARTS CAMP,NA,NA,NA +130677,465,56,Lisa Simpson: Hello? Hello?,295000,TRUE,9,3768,Lisa Simpson,ARTS CAMP,Hello? Hello?,hello hello,2 +130678,465,57,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS),295000,FALSE,9,3768,Lisa Simpson,ARTS CAMP,NA,NA,NA +130679,465,58,Lisa Simpson: Huh?,300000,TRUE,9,3768,Lisa Simpson,ARTS CAMP,Huh?,huh,1 +130680,465,59,"TEENAGE GIRL CAMPER: (SINGS TO ""GOOD VIBRATIONS"") I... I LOVE THE ELEGANT PEARLS YOU WEAR...",301000,TRUE,5665,3768,TEENAGE GIRL CAMPER,ARTS CAMP,I... I LOVE THE ELEGANT PEARLS YOU WEAR...,i i love the elegant pearls you wear,8 +130681,465,60,"TEENAGE BOY CAMPER: (SINGS, PULLS OFF LISA'S HAT) AND THE STARFISH SHAPE THAT CONSTITUTES YOUR HAIR...",307000,TRUE,5666,3768,TEENAGE BOY CAMPER,ARTS CAMP,AND THE STARFISH SHAPE THAT CONSTITUTES YOUR HAIR...,and the starfish shape that constitutes your hair,8 +130682,465,61,2ND TEENAGE GIRL CAMPER: (SINGS) YOU'LL... BE STAYING IN CABIN TWELVE...,314000,TRUE,5667,3768,2ND TEENAGE GIRL CAMPER,ARTS CAMP,YOU'LL... BE STAYING IN CABIN TWELVE...,youll be staying in cabin twelve,6 +130683,465,62,TEENAGE BOY CAMPER: (SINGS) AND WE THINK THAT YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY THERE.,320000,TRUE,5666,3768,TEENAGE BOY CAMPER,ARTS CAMP,AND WE THINK THAT YOU'LL BE VERY HAPPY THERE.,and we think that youll be very happy there,9 +130684,465,63,Teenage Singers: (CHORUS) YOU'RE GONNA LIKE ARTS CAMP LISA / MARGE PAID WITH HER DEBIT VISA / (REPEATS UNDER THE FOLLOWING:),327000,TRUE,5668,3768,Teenage Singers,ARTS CAMP,YOU'RE GONNA LIKE ARTS CAMP LISA / MARGE PAID WITH HER DEBIT VISA /,youre gonna like arts camp lisa marge paid with her debit visa,12 +130685,465,64,Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) ARTS ARTS ARTS EDUCATION... (REPEATS),346000,TRUE,9,3768,Lisa Simpson,ARTS CAMP,ARTS ARTS ARTS EDUCATION...,arts arts arts education,4 +130686,465,65,(Cabin 12: EXT. cabin 12 - DAY - establishing),358000,FALSE,NA,3769,NA,Cabin 12,NA,NA,NA +130687,465,66,(Cabin: Int. Cabin - continuous),358000,FALSE,NA,418,NA,Cabin,NA,NA,NA +130688,465,67,Ethan Foley: Knock-knock.,358000,TRUE,45,418,Ethan Foley,Cabin,Knock-knock.,knock-knock,1 +130689,465,68,"Kurt Hardwick: Lisa, I'm Kurt, and this is Ethan.",360000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,"Lisa, I'm Kurt, and this is Ethan.",lisa im kurt and this is ethan,7 +130690,465,69,Ethan Foley: We're the counselors slash musical directors slash community outreach liaisons slash counselors.,362000,TRUE,45,418,Ethan Foley,Cabin,We're the counselors slash musical directors slash community outreach liaisons slash counselors.,were the counselors slash musical directors slash community outreach liaisons slash counselors,12 +130691,465,70,Kurt Hardwick: You said counselors twice.,367000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,You said counselors twice.,you said counselors twice,4 +130692,465,71,Ethan Foley: We do a lot of counseling.,368000,TRUE,45,418,Ethan Foley,Cabin,We do a lot of counseling.,we do a lot of counseling,6 +130693,465,72,Kurt Hardwick: We don't do twice as much counseling.,370000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,We don't do twice as much counseling.,we dont do twice as much counseling,7 +130694,465,73,"Ethan Foley: Well, don't question me in front of the children.",372000,TRUE,45,418,Ethan Foley,Cabin,"Well, don't question me in front of the children.",well dont question me in front of the children,9 +130695,465,74,Kurt Hardwick: She can't hear us. We're stage whispering.,374000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,She can't hear us. We're stage whispering.,she cant hear us were stage whispering,7 +130696,465,75,Lisa Simpson: I can hear you.,376000,TRUE,9,418,Lisa Simpson,Cabin,I can hear you.,i can hear you,4 +130697,465,76,"Kurt Hardwick: No, you can't.",377000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,"No, you can't.",no you cant,3 +130698,465,77,"Ethan Foley: Okay, Lisa, let's get your camp tee shirt. (PLAYS IMPROVISED GUITAR RIFF, SINGS) ALL OUR CAMP TEE SHIRTS ARE MEDIUM, WELL I HOPE YOU WEAR MEDIUM, GIRL... (FINISHING STRUM) HUH!",378000,TRUE,45,418,Ethan Foley,Cabin,"Okay, Lisa, let's get your camp tee shirt. ALL OUR CAMP TEE SHIRTS ARE MEDIUM, WELL I HOPE YOU WEAR MEDIUM, GIRL... HUH!",okay lisa lets get your camp tee shirt all our camp tee shirts are medium well i hope you wear medium girl huh,23 +130699,465,78,"Kurt Hardwick: We should also find you a meal plan. (PLAYS GUITAR RIFF, SINGS) MEAL-PLAN LADY / PLAN MY MEALS, BABY...",386000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,"We should also find you a meal plan. MEAL-PLAN LADY / PLAN MY MEALS, BABY...",we should also find you a meal plan meal-plan lady plan my meals baby,14 +130700,465,79,Lisa Simpson: Do you guys always do that?,392000,TRUE,9,418,Lisa Simpson,Cabin,Do you guys always do that?,do you guys always do that,6 +130701,465,80,Kurt Hardwick: (SINGS) DO WHAT? (PLAYS GUITAR RIFF),394000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,DO WHAT?,do what,2 +130702,465,81,"Lisa Simpson: Sing what you just said, then play a little guitar riff.",396000,TRUE,9,418,Lisa Simpson,Cabin,"Sing what you just said, then play a little guitar riff.",sing what you just said then play a little guitar riff,11 +130703,465,82,"Ethan Foley: (SINGING) NO, WE DON'T DO THAT.",399000,TRUE,45,418,Ethan Foley,Cabin,"NO, WE DON'T DO THAT.",no we dont do that,5 +130704,465,83,Kurt Hardwick: (SINGS) WE NEVER DO THAT.,400000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,WE NEVER DO THAT.,we never do that,4 +130705,465,84,"Ethan Foley: (SINGS) WELL, WE SOMETIMES DO THAT.",402000,TRUE,45,418,Ethan Foley,Cabin,"WELL, WE SOMETIMES DO THAT.",well we sometimes do that,5 +130706,465,85,"Kurt Hardwick: BUT VERY INFREQUENTLY, LADY.",403000,TRUE,5669,418,Kurt Hardwick,Cabin,"BUT VERY INFREQUENTLY, LADY.",but very infrequently lady,4 +130707,465,86,"Krusty the Clown: How 'bout that airline food, huh?! They should've called it chicken cordon blecch!",410000,TRUE,139,418,Krusty the Clown,Cabin,"How 'bout that airline food, huh?! They should've called it chicken cordon blecch!",how bout that airline food huh they shouldve called it chicken cordon blecch,13 +130708,465,87,Homer Simpson: (WEARY LAUGH) Another good one...,416000,TRUE,2,418,Homer Simpson,Cabin,Another good one...,another good one,3 +130709,465,88,"Bart Simpson: Huh? Wait a minute, this doesn't look like Oslo. Where are the wood-stave churches? Historic Akershus Fortress?",418000,TRUE,8,418,Bart Simpson,Cabin,"Huh? Wait a minute, this doesn't look like Oslo. Where are the wood-stave churches? Historic Akershus Fortress?",huh wait a minute this doesnt look like oslo where are the wood-stave churches historic akershus fortress,17 +130710,465,89,"Gendarme: You are NOT in Oslo. You are in Holland... specifically, The Hague!",425000,TRUE,201,418,Gendarme,Cabin,"You are NOT in Oslo. You are in Holland... specifically, The Hague!",you are not in oslo you are in holland specifically the hague,12 +130711,465,90,Homer Simpson: Did you say a Hague?,430000,TRUE,2,418,Homer Simpson,Cabin,Did you say a Hague?,did you say a hague,5 +130712,465,91,Gendarme: I said The Hague.,431000,TRUE,201,418,Gendarme,Cabin,I said The Hague.,i said the hague,4 +130713,465,92,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM),431000,FALSE,2,418,Homer Simpson,Cabin,NA,NA,NA +130714,465,93,Krusty the Clown: What's goin' on? Where's my Nobel Prize?,434000,TRUE,139,418,Krusty the Clown,Cabin,What's goin' on? Where's my Nobel Prize?,whats goin on wheres my nobel prize,7 +130715,465,94,"Gendarme: There is no prize. It was merely a (OVER-PRONOUNCED) ruse to get you to Europe, so we could try you for the terrible crimes you've committed on this continent!",436000,TRUE,201,418,Gendarme,Cabin,"There is no prize. It was merely a ruse to get you to Europe, so we could try you for the terrible crimes you've committed on this continent!",there is no prize it was merely a ruse to get you to europe so we could try you for the terrible crimes youve committed on this continent,28 +130716,465,95,Krusty the Clown: (REALIZING) It was all a setup! You gotta read me the charges.,444000,TRUE,139,418,Krusty the Clown,Cabin,It was all a setup! You gotta read me the charges.,it was all a setup you gotta read me the charges,11 +130717,465,96,Gendarme: You dropped a monkey from the Eiffel Tower...,447000,TRUE,201,418,Gendarme,Cabin,You dropped a monkey from the Eiffel Tower...,you dropped a monkey from the eiffel tower,8 +130718,465,97,Krusty the Clown: Uh-huh.,449000,TRUE,139,418,Krusty the Clown,Cabin,Uh-huh.,uh-huh,1 +130719,465,98,"Gendarme: In Greece, you committed something called ""aggravated hey-hey...""",450000,TRUE,201,418,Gendarme,Cabin,"In Greece, you committed something called ""aggravated hey-hey...""",in greece you committed something called aggravated hey-hey,8 +130720,465,99,Krusty the Clown: Forgot about that one.,453000,TRUE,139,418,Krusty the Clown,Cabin,Forgot about that one.,forgot about that one,4 +130721,465,100,"Gendarme: And here in Holland you stole the entire act of our beloved clown ""Van Kruüsten"".",454000,TRUE,201,418,Gendarme,Cabin,"And here in Holland you stole the entire act of our beloved clown ""Van Kruüsten"".",and here in holland you stole the entire act of our beloved clown van kruüsten,15 +130722,465,101,VAN KRUUSTEN: U bestolen al mijn jokenchortles!,454000,TRUE,5670,418,VAN KRUUSTEN,Cabin,U bestolen al mijn jokenchortles!,u bestolen al mijn jokenchortles,5 +130723,465,102,Krusty the Clown: (SHORT SCREAM) Wait a minute! Wait a minute!,464000,TRUE,139,418,Krusty the Clown,Cabin,Wait a minute! Wait a minute!,wait a minute wait a minute,6 +130724,465,103,(EXPRESSIONS- THE NEXT MORNING: EXT. EXPRESSIONS- the next MORNING - ESTABLISHING),467000,FALSE,NA,3770,NA,EXPRESSIONS- THE NEXT MORNING,NA,NA,NA +130725,465,104,(CAMP STAGE: Ext. camp stage - day),467000,FALSE,NA,3771,NA,CAMP STAGE,NA,NA,NA +130726,465,105,Ethan Foley: One of the most important skills a performer can learn is dealing with hecklers.,467000,TRUE,45,3771,Ethan Foley,CAMP STAGE,One of the most important skills a performer can learn is dealing with hecklers.,one of the most important skills a performer can learn is dealing with hecklers,14 +130727,465,106,Kurt Hardwick: And... action.,471000,TRUE,5669,3771,Kurt Hardwick,CAMP STAGE,And... action.,and action,2 +130728,465,107,"Flynn: (TO OTHER BOY CAMPER IN POLICE HAT) Top of the evening, Officer Krupke.",473000,TRUE,5671,3771,Flynn,CAMP STAGE,"Top of the evening, Officer Krupke.",top of the evening officer krupke,6 +130729,465,108,Ethan Foley: (HECKLING) Your dog's dead!,475000,TRUE,45,3771,Ethan Foley,CAMP STAGE,Your dog's dead!,your dogs dead,3 +130731,465,110,"Ethan Foley: Right, yeah, right. (HECKLING) I've seen more life in the Wellington Botanic Gardens!",478000,TRUE,45,3771,Ethan Foley,CAMP STAGE,"Right, yeah, right. I've seen more life in the Wellington Botanic Gardens!",right yeah right ive seen more life in the wellington botanic gardens,12 +130732,465,111,"Kurt Hardwick: Now that is a heckle, but if you're not from New Zealand it loses some of its sting.",484000,TRUE,5669,3771,Kurt Hardwick,CAMP STAGE,"Now that is a heckle, but if you're not from New Zealand it loses some of its sting.",now that is a heckle but if youre not from new zealand it loses some of its sting,18 +130733,465,112,Ethan Foley: How much?,488000,TRUE,45,3771,Ethan Foley,CAMP STAGE,How much?,how much,2 +130734,465,113,Kurt Hardwick: Well most of it.,488000,TRUE,5669,3771,Kurt Hardwick,CAMP STAGE,Well most of it.,well most of it,4 +130735,465,114,Ethan Foley: Do you think they won't know the reference?,489000,TRUE,45,3771,Ethan Foley,CAMP STAGE,Do you think they won't know the reference?,do you think they wont know the reference,8 +130736,465,115,"Kurt Hardwick: If they did know the gardens, then they would know they're teeming with life.",491000,TRUE,5669,3771,Kurt Hardwick,CAMP STAGE,"If they did know the gardens, then they would know they're teeming with life.",if they did know the gardens then they would know theyre teeming with life,14 +130737,465,116,(EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING: EXT. Expressions- wOODED CLEARING - NIGHT),496000,FALSE,NA,3772,NA,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,NA,NA,NA +130738,465,117,Flynn: (TO KURT AND ETHAN) So what do you guys do when you're not camp counselors?,496000,TRUE,5671,3772,Flynn,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,So what do you guys do when you're not camp counselors?,so what do you guys do when youre not camp counselors,11 +130739,465,118,"Kurt Hardwick: We're highly successful artists. And as artists, we live in Springfield's most artistic borough...",499000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,"We're highly successful artists. And as artists, we live in Springfield's most artistic borough...",were highly successful artists and as artists we live in springfields most artistic borough,14 +130740,465,119,Ethan Foley: Sprooklyn.,503000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,Sprooklyn.,sprooklyn,1 +130741,465,120,Kids: (VERY IMPRESSED NOISES),503000,FALSE,39,3772,Kids,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,NA,NA,NA +130742,465,121,Kurt Hardwick: We spend our days acting and painting...,507000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,We spend our days acting and painting...,we spend our days acting and painting,7 +130743,465,122,Ethan Foley: Dancing and sculpting...,509000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,Dancing and sculpting...,dancing and sculpting,3 +130744,465,123,Kurt Hardwick: Playing my Gibson.,510000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,Playing my Gibson.,playing my gibson,3 +130745,465,124,Ethan Foley: Rehearsing my Ibsen.,512000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,Rehearsing my Ibsen.,rehearsing my ibsen,3 +130746,465,125,"Kurt Hardwick: Because you see, young artists...",513000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,"Because you see, young artists...",because you see young artists,5 +130747,465,126,Ethan Foley: (RAPPING) ARTISTS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HOLD UP A MIRROR.,513000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,ARTISTS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HOLD UP A MIRROR.,artists are the people who hold up a mirror,9 +130748,465,127,Kurt Hardwick: (RAPPING) ARTISTS MAKE SOCIETY SEE ITS FAULTS CLEARER.,517000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,ARTISTS MAKE SOCIETY SEE ITS FAULTS CLEARER.,artists make society see its faults clearer,7 +130749,465,128,Ethan Foley: ARTISTS HELP STAMP OUT OPPRESSION AND WARS.,520000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,ARTISTS HELP STAMP OUT OPPRESSION AND WARS.,artists help stamp out oppression and wars,7 +130750,465,129,Kurt Hardwick: AND WHEN WE CAMP OUTDOORS...,522000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,AND WHEN WE CAMP OUTDOORS...,and when we camp outdoors,5 +130751,465,130,Kurt Hardwick: WE MAKE THE BEST S'MORES.,523000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,WE MAKE THE BEST S'MORES.,we make the best smores,5 +130752,465,131,"Kurt Hardwick: THREE LAYERS, MOTHER NATURE. YEAH, YEAH.",524000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,"THREE LAYERS, MOTHER NATURE. YEAH, YEAH.",three layers mother nature yeah yeah,6 +130753,465,132,Ethan Foley: ARTISTS END POVERTY WITH MUSIC AND DANCE.,528000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,ARTISTS END POVERTY WITH MUSIC AND DANCE.,artists end poverty with music and dance,7 +130754,465,133,Kurt Hardwick: ARTISTS MAKE ART ON THE BEACHES OF FRANCE.,530000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,ARTISTS MAKE ART ON THE BEACHES OF FRANCE.,artists make art on the beaches of france,8 +130755,465,134,Lisa Simpson: (RAPPING ALONG) I NEVER KNEW ARTISTS WERE ALL SO AMAZING!,532000,TRUE,9,3772,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,I NEVER KNEW ARTISTS WERE ALL SO AMAZING!,i never knew artists were all so amazing,8 +130756,465,135,Kurt Hardwick: EXCUSE ME WHILE I TALK TO THIS COW THAT IS GRAZING.,535000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,EXCUSE ME WHILE I TALK TO THIS COW THAT IS GRAZING.,excuse me while i talk to this cow that is grazing,11 +130757,465,136,"Kurt Hardwick: (SPEAKING, LOFTY) I give art like you give milk.",537000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,I give art like you give milk.,i give art like you give milk,7 +130758,465,137,Cow: (LOUD MOOS),537000,FALSE,2543,3772,Cow,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,NA,NA,NA +130759,465,138,Ethan Foley: (RAPPING) EVERYONE LISTENS WHEN ARTISTS ARE TALKING.,543000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,EVERYONE LISTENS WHEN ARTISTS ARE TALKING.,everyone listens when artists are talking,6 +130760,465,139,Kurt Hardwick: CAUSE ARTISTS ARE SMARTER THAN MR. STEPHEN HAWKING.,545000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,CAUSE ARTISTS ARE SMARTER THAN MR. STEPHEN HAWKING.,cause artists are smarter than mr stephen hawking,8 +130761,465,140,"Dr. Stephen Hawking: (THROUGH VOICE BOX) OH YEAH. BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME, FELLAS.",547000,TRUE,3098,3772,Dr. Stephen Hawking,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,"OH YEAH. BREAK IT DOWN FOR ME, FELLAS.",oh yeah break it down for me fellas,8 +130762,465,141,Dr. Stephen Hawking: (THROUGH VOICE BOX) A BRIEF HISTORY OF RHYME.,553000,TRUE,3098,3772,Dr. Stephen Hawking,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,A BRIEF HISTORY OF RHYME.,a brief history of rhyme,5 +130763,465,142,Lisa Simpson: (RAPPING) DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD BE AN ARTIST IN THE CITY?,557000,TRUE,9,3772,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD BE AN ARTIST IN THE CITY?,do you think that i could be an artist in the city,12 +130764,465,143,"Ethan Foley: (RAPPING) HOLD ON LISA, LET ME CHECK WITH THE COMMITTEE.",560000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,"HOLD ON LISA, LET ME CHECK WITH THE COMMITTEE.",hold on lisa let me check with the committee,9 +130765,465,144,Ethan Foley: So what do you guys think?,562000,TRUE,45,3772,Ethan Foley,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,So what do you guys think?,so what do you guys think,6 +130766,465,145,Dr. Stephen Hawking: Yes.,563000,TRUE,3098,3772,Dr. Stephen Hawking,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,Yes.,yes,1 +130767,465,146,Cow: (MOOS),563000,FALSE,2543,3772,Cow,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,NA,NA,NA +130768,465,147,Kurt Hardwick: I agree.,563000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,I agree.,i agree,2 +130769,465,148,"Kurt Hardwick: (CHORUS) YES, LISA, YOU COULD BE AN ARTIST IN THE WORLD / SO MOVE TO THE CITY WHEN YOU'RE LESS ITTY-BITTY GIRL! / TO THE GRITTY CITY WHEN YOU'RE LESS ITTY-BITTY, GIRL! / THE CITY'S PRETTY GRITTY FOR AN ITY-BITTY, PRETTY GIRL!",565000,TRUE,5669,3772,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS- WOODED CLEARING,"YES, LISA, YOU COULD BE AN ARTIST IN THE WORLD / SO MOVE TO THE CITY WHEN YOU'RE LESS ITTY-BITTY GIRL! / TO THE GRITTY CITY WHEN YOU'RE LESS ITTY-BITTY, GIRL! / THE CITY'S PRETTY GRITTY FOR AN ITY-BITTY, PRETTY GIRL!",yes lisa you could be an artist in the world so move to the city when youre less itty-bitty girl to the gritty city when youre less itty-bitty girl the citys pretty gritty for an ity-bitty pretty girl,38 +130770,465,149,"(THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS: EXT. THE HAGUE, NETherlands - WORLD COURT - establishing)",578000,FALSE,NA,3773,NA,"THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS",NA,NA,NA +130771,465,150,(INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE: INT. INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE - CONTINUOUS),578000,FALSE,NA,3774,NA,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,NA,NA,NA +130772,465,151,"Krusty the Clown: I am really, really sorry for everything I've been charged with and all the stuff you don't know about yet.",578000,TRUE,139,3774,Krusty the Clown,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,"I am really, really sorry for everything I've been charged with and all the stuff you don't know about yet.",i am really really sorry for everything ive been charged with and all the stuff you dont know about yet,20 +130773,465,152,Chief Magistrate: There is only one possible way to earn your freedom.,585000,TRUE,5672,3774,Chief Magistrate,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,There is only one possible way to earn your freedom.,there is only one possible way to earn your freedom,10 +130774,465,153,"Krusty the Clown: (CATCHING ON) Oh, I get it.",588000,TRUE,139,3774,Krusty the Clown,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,"Oh, I get it.",oh i get it,4 +130775,465,154,"Krusty the Clown: Everyone's windmill needs a new blade now and then, right?",590000,TRUE,139,3774,Krusty the Clown,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,"Everyone's windmill needs a new blade now and then, right?",everyones windmill needs a new blade now and then right,10 +130776,465,155,Chief Magistrate: No! Our windmills are the envy of the world.,594000,TRUE,5672,3774,Chief Magistrate,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,No! Our windmills are the envy of the world.,no our windmills are the envy of the world,9 +130777,465,156,"Chief Magistrate: To win exoneration, you must prove that you have made a singular contribution to Western culture.",600000,TRUE,5672,3774,Chief Magistrate,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,"To win exoneration, you must prove that you have made a singular contribution to Western culture.",to win exoneration you must prove that you have made a singular contribution to western culture,16 +130778,465,157,"Krusty the Clown: Western, huh? Did you ever see my ""Wyatt Burp"" sketch? Everyone on my payroll says it's great.",606000,TRUE,139,3774,Krusty the Clown,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,"Western, huh? Did you ever see my ""Wyatt Burp"" sketch? Everyone on my payroll says it's great.",western huh did you ever see my wyatt burp sketch everyone on my payroll says its great,17 +130779,465,158,Chief Magistrate: I am not familiar with this Wyatt Burp.,612000,TRUE,5672,3774,Chief Magistrate,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,I am not familiar with this Wyatt Burp.,i am not familiar with this wyatt burp,8 +130780,465,159,"Krusty the Clown: Then let me do my ""Dutch oven"" bit. It's about other Dutchmen, not you. (WEAK CHUCKLE)",612000,TRUE,139,3774,Krusty the Clown,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,"Then let me do my ""Dutch oven"" bit. It's about other Dutchmen, not you.",then let me do my dutch oven bit its about other dutchmen not you,14 +130781,465,160,(EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN: EXT. Expressions- GREAT LAWN - DAY),625000,FALSE,NA,3775,NA,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,NA,NA,NA +130782,465,161,"Aiesha: Those clouds look like a casting director saying ""you've got the part.""",625000,TRUE,5673,3775,Aiesha,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,"Those clouds look like a casting director saying ""you've got the part.""",those clouds look like a casting director saying youve got the part,12 +130783,465,162,SARAH: That cloud looks like legendary Broadway lyricist Betty Comden.,625000,TRUE,5674,3775,SARAH,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,That cloud looks like legendary Broadway lyricist Betty Comden.,that cloud looks like legendary broadway lyricist betty comden,9 +130784,465,163,Lisa Simpson: I finally found the place I belong.,634000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,I finally found the place I belong.,i finally found the place i belong,7 +130785,465,164,Marge Simpson: Your week's up! Time to go home!,637000,TRUE,1,3775,Marge Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,Your week's up! Time to go home!,your weeks up time to go home,7 +130786,465,165,"Lisa Simpson: (STUNNED GASP, THEN PANICKY) It can't be Saturday already! (THINKS) Monday was orientation. Tuesday we did mime.",639000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,It can't be Saturday already! Monday was orientation. Tuesday we did mime.,it cant be saturday already monday was orientation tuesday we did mime,12 +130787,465,166,"Lisa Simpson: Wednesday we did ""Mame.""",645000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,"Wednesday we did ""Mame.""",wednesday we did mame,4 +130788,465,167,Lisa Simpson: Thursday we got attacked by bees.,647000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,Thursday we got attacked by bees.,thursday we got attacked by bees,6 +130789,465,168,Lisa Simpson: Friday morning Andrew Lloyd Weber and Elaine Stritch helped us make wallets.,649000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,Friday morning Andrew Lloyd Weber and Elaine Stritch helped us make wallets.,friday morning andrew lloyd weber and elaine stritch helped us make wallets,12 +130822,465,201,Jimbo Jones: (LAUGH LIKE IT'S THE FUNNIEST THING THEY'VE EVER HEARD),760000,FALSE,144,71,Jimbo Jones,School Bus,NA,NA,NA +130790,465,169,"Lisa Simpson: Friday evening we performed ""Angels In America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes."" Part one: Millennium Approaches...",652000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,"Friday evening we performed ""Angels In America: A Gay Fantasia on National Themes."" Part one: Millennium Approaches...",friday evening we performed angels in america a gay fantasia on national themes part one millennium approaches,17 +130791,465,170,Lisa Simpson: Part two...,658000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,Part two...,part two,2 +130792,465,171,Marge Simpson: Perestroika?,659000,TRUE,1,3775,Marge Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,Perestroika?,perestroika,1 +130793,465,172,"Lisa Simpson: That's right! Strike the set, pizza party...",661000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,"That's right! Strike the set, pizza party...",thats right strike the set pizza party,7 +130794,465,173,"Lisa Simpson: Saturday morning, and then... (REALIZING) noooo!",662000,TRUE,9,3775,Lisa Simpson,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,"Saturday morning, and then... noooo!",saturday morning and then noooo,5 +130795,465,174,"SARAH: Goodbye, Lisa! I'll miss you a lot, then a little, then not too much!",667000,TRUE,5674,3775,SARAH,EXPRESSIONS- GREAT LAWN,"Goodbye, Lisa! I'll miss you a lot, then a little, then not too much!",goodbye lisa ill miss you a lot then a little then not too much,14 +130796,465,175,(EXPRESSIONS: EXT. expressions - PARKING LOT - a little LATER),672000,FALSE,NA,3776,NA,EXPRESSIONS,NA,NA,NA +130797,465,176,"Kurt Hardwick: Lisa, do you have to leave this minute?",672000,TRUE,5669,3776,Kurt Hardwick,EXPRESSIONS,"Lisa, do you have to leave this minute?",lisa do you have to leave this minute,8 +130798,465,177,Marge Simpson: No time! I don't wanna get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.,676000,TRUE,1,3776,Marge Simpson,EXPRESSIONS,No time! I don't wanna get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp.,no time i dont wanna get stuck behind the joggers from the fat camp,14 +130799,465,178,Fat Kids: (PANTING AND HEAVING),676000,FALSE,5675,3776,Fat Kids,EXPRESSIONS,NA,NA,NA +130800,465,179,(Marge's Car: INT. MARGE'S CAR - A FEW MOMENTS LATER),686000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +130801,465,180,Lisa Simpson: I can't go home. Something happened this week that completely changed me!,686000,TRUE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,I can't go home. Something happened this week that completely changed me!,i cant go home something happened this week that completely changed me,12 +130802,465,181,"Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED NOISE) You didn't see a boy lose his swim trunks, did you?",691000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"You didn't see a boy lose his swim trunks, did you?",you didnt see a boy lose his swim trunks did you,11 +130803,465,182,"Lisa Simpson: No! I fell in love with theater, dance, and song!",694000,TRUE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,"No! I fell in love with theater, dance, and song!",no i fell in love with theater dance and song,10 +130804,465,183,"Marge Simpson: We've got plenty of songs in the car, by Maggie's favorite singer: Roofi!",698000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"We've got plenty of songs in the car, by Maggie's favorite singer: Roofi!",weve got plenty of songs in the car by maggies favorite singer roofi,13 +130805,465,184,Roofi: (SINGING) BRUSH YOUR TEETH / COMB YOUR HAIR / HAVE AN APPLE / OR A PEAR,704000,TRUE,3995,102,Roofi,Marge's Car,BRUSH YOUR TEETH / COMB YOUR HAIR / HAVE AN APPLE / OR A PEAR,brush your teeth comb your hair have an apple or a pear,12 +130806,465,185,Marge Simpson: Bup-up-up! Safety locks!,710000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Bup-up-up! Safety locks!,bup-up-up safety locks,3 +130807,465,186,Roofi: BRUSH YOUR TEETH / COMB YOUR HAIR / HAVE AN APPLE / OR A PEAR...,712000,TRUE,3995,102,Roofi,Marge's Car,BRUSH YOUR TEETH / COMB YOUR HAIR / HAVE AN APPLE / OR A PEAR...,brush your teeth comb your hair have an apple or a pear,12 +130808,465,187,Roofi: (SINGING) BRUSH YOUR TEETH / COMB YOUR HAIR / HAVE AN APPLE / OR A PEAR...,717000,TRUE,3995,102,Roofi,Marge's Car,BRUSH YOUR TEETH / COMB YOUR HAIR / HAVE AN APPLE / OR A PEAR...,brush your teeth comb your hair have an apple or a pear,12 +130809,465,188,Lisa Simpson: (SAD MOAN),717000,FALSE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +130810,465,189,Lisa Simpson: (EVEN SADDER MOAN),717000,FALSE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +130811,465,190,Roofi: (SINGING) BRUSH YOUR TEETH / COMB YOUR HAIR / HAVE AN APPLE / OR A--,723000,TRUE,3995,102,Roofi,Marge's Car,BRUSH YOUR TEETH / COMB YOUR HAIR / HAVE AN APPLE / OR A--,brush your teeth comb your hair have an apple or a--,11 +130812,465,191,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - DAY),732000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +130813,465,192,(School Bus: Int. school bus - continuous),732000,FALSE,NA,71,NA,School Bus,NA,NA,NA +130814,465,193,"Otto Mann: Whatsamatter, Lisa? You're usually the first one outta this death trap.",732000,TRUE,52,71,Otto Mann,School Bus,"Whatsamatter, Lisa? You're usually the first one outta this death trap.",whatsamatter lisa youre usually the first one outta this death trap,11 +130815,465,194,"Lisa Simpson: Well, the combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill.",735000,TRUE,9,71,Lisa Simpson,School Bus,"Well, the combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill.",well the combination of me leaving arts camp and you driving on and off the shoulder has made me a little ill,22 +130816,465,195,Otto Mann: Sorry. I guess I shouldn't be playing this driving game while I'm driving.,742000,TRUE,52,71,Otto Mann,School Bus,Sorry. I guess I shouldn't be playing this driving game while I'm driving.,sorry i guess i shouldnt be playing this driving game while im driving,13 +130817,465,196,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, maybe it won't be that bad.",750000,TRUE,9,71,Lisa Simpson,School Bus,"Okay, maybe it won't be that bad.",okay maybe it wont be that bad,7 +130818,465,197,"Jimbo Jones: Hey Lisa, how was farts camp?",753000,TRUE,144,71,Jimbo Jones,School Bus,"Hey Lisa, how was farts camp?",hey lisa how was farts camp,6 +130819,465,198,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (LAUGH),753000,FALSE,145,71,Kearney Zzyzwicz,School Bus,NA,NA,NA +130820,465,199,Lisa Simpson: (WEARY) Arts camp was lovely.,758000,TRUE,9,71,Lisa Simpson,School Bus,Arts camp was lovely.,arts camp was lovely,4 +130821,465,200,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Did you paint a picture on (KNOWS HE'S GOT A WINNER) toilet paper?,760000,TRUE,145,71,Kearney Zzyzwicz,School Bus,Did you paint a picture on toilet paper?,did you paint a picture on toilet paper,8 +130824,465,203,Dewey Largo: Lisa Simpson! Please stick to the illegally Xeroxed sheet music.,782000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,Lisa Simpson! Please stick to the illegally Xeroxed sheet music.,lisa simpson please stick to the illegally xeroxed sheet music,10 +130825,465,204,Lisa Simpson: But arts camp encouraged us to spread our wings and fly.,786000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,But arts camp encouraged us to spread our wings and fly.,but arts camp encouraged us to spread our wings and fly,11 +130826,465,205,Dewey Largo: Lisa... I went to arts camp too. And all it does is fill your coconut with banana-cream dreams that can never come true.,790000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,Lisa... I went to arts camp too. And all it does is fill your coconut with banana-cream dreams that can never come true.,lisa i went to arts camp too and all it does is fill your coconut with banana-cream dreams that can never come true,23 +130827,465,206,Lisa Simpson: How do you cope?,797000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How do you cope?,how do you cope,4 +130828,465,207,"Dewey Largo: (SIGHS) Vanilla Wafers, plum wine and take it from the top! (CONDUCTS AS HE SINGS À LA ""MY COUNTRY 'TIS OF THEE"") MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE / MY JOB IS MISERY / LIFE DISAPPOINTED ME / I'M FIF-TY-THREE...",799000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Vanilla Wafers, plum wine and take it from the top! MY COUNTRY TIS OF THEE / MY JOB IS MISERY / LIFE DISAPPOINTED ME / I'M FIF-TY-THREE...",vanilla wafers plum wine and take it from the top my country tis of thee my job is misery life disappointed me im fif-ty-three,24 +130829,465,208,"(THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS: EXT. THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS - DOWNTOWN - late at nigHT)",822000,FALSE,NA,3773,NA,"THE HAGUE, NETHERLANDS",NA,NA,NA +130830,465,209,(Hotel: INT. HOTEL - CONTINUOUS),822000,FALSE,NA,420,NA,Hotel,NA,NA,NA +130831,465,210,Bart Simpson: We gotta find a clip that proves Krusty's made a cultural contribution.,822000,TRUE,8,420,Bart Simpson,Hotel,We gotta find a clip that proves Krusty's made a cultural contribution.,we gotta find a clip that proves krustys made a cultural contribution,12 +130832,465,211,"Bart Simpson: Let's see what we've got here. Krusty drunk on ""The Tonight Show,"" Krusty drunk on ""The Today Show,"" Krusty confesses to self-mutilation on Match Game P.M., ""Krusty Trips The Pope,"" ""Krusty Vomits In Baby Carriage"", ""Krusty Uses Child As Shield"", ""Krusty Celebrity Poker Freak-Out"", ""Krusty Super Bowl Nip Slip"" Ah, here we are, ""Krusty On ""The Electric Company.""",826000,TRUE,8,420,Bart Simpson,Hotel,"Let's see what we've got here. Krusty drunk on ""The Tonight Show,"" Krusty drunk on ""The Today Show,"" Krusty confesses to self-mutilation on Match Game P.M., ""Krusty Trips The Pope,"" ""Krusty Vomits In Baby Carriage"", ""Krusty Uses Child As Shield"", ""Krusty Celebrity Poker Freak-Out"", ""Krusty Super Bowl Nip Slip"" Ah, here we are, ""Krusty On ""The Electric Company.""",lets see what weve got here krusty drunk on the tonight show krusty drunk on the today show krusty confesses to self-mutilation on match game pm krusty trips the pope krusty vomits in baby carriage krusty uses child as shield krusty celebrity poker freak-out krusty super bowl nip slip ah here we are krusty on the electric company,58 +130833,465,212,"E-Z Reader: Top to bottom, left to right, readin' things is outta sight.",847000,TRUE,5676,420,E-Z Reader,Hotel,"Top to bottom, left to right, readin' things is outta sight.",top to bottom left to right readin things is outta sight,11 +130834,465,213,"Krusty the Clown: (LOUD WHISPER) Speaking of out of sight, you've gotta hide me. I slept with the lighting director's wife. And--",852000,TRUE,139,420,Krusty the Clown,Hotel,"Speaking of out of sight, you've gotta hide me. I slept with the lighting director's wife. And--",speaking of out of sight youve gotta hide me i slept with the lighting directors wife and--,17 +130835,465,214,Krusty the Clown: (PAINED NOISE),852000,FALSE,139,420,Krusty the Clown,Hotel,NA,NA,NA +130836,465,215,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - evening),874000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130837,465,216,Grampa Simpson: (RAVENOUS EATING NOISES),874000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130838,465,217,"Marge Simpson: No appetite, honey?",874000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No appetite, honey?",no appetite honey,3 +130839,465,218,Lisa Simpson: It's just... dinner conversation at arts camp was a bit more stimulating. (RAPTUROUS) One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.,875000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It's just... dinner conversation at arts camp was a bit more stimulating. One night we spoke only in lines from famous poems.,its just dinner conversation at arts camp was a bit more stimulating one night we spoke only in lines from famous poems,22 +130840,465,219,"Grampa Simpson: Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.",883000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Because I could not stop for death, he kindly stopped for me.",because i could not stop for death he kindly stopped for me,12 +130841,465,220,Lisa Simpson: (NODS) Emily Dickinson.,887000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Emily Dickinson.,emily dickinson,2 +130842,465,221,"Grampa Simpson: No, I was just describing my day.",889000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, I was just describing my day.",no i was just describing my day,7 +130843,465,222,"Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) If you need me, I'll be upstairs saying goodbye to my dreams.",892000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"If you need me, I'll be upstairs saying goodbye to my dreams.",if you need me ill be upstairs saying goodbye to my dreams,12 +130844,465,223,Grampa Simpson: (CALLING AFTER HER) My dream is to be able to walk up stairs like an eight-year-old girl! (SIGH),896000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,My dream is to be able to walk up stairs like an eight-year-old girl!,my dream is to be able to walk up stairs like an eight-year-old girl,14 +130845,465,224,"Lisa Simpson: Maggie, your big sister is leaving for a more artistic life. I'll send for you when I'm famous. We'll take the town by storm like the Brontë sisters.",896000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Maggie, your big sister is leaving for a more artistic life. I'll send for you when I'm famous. We'll take the town by storm like the Brontë sisters.",maggie your big sister is leaving for a more artistic life ill send for you when im famous well take the town by storm like the brontë sisters,28 +130846,465,225,"Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED) Oh Maggie, don't ever turn two.",921000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Maggie, don't ever turn two.",oh maggie dont ever turn two,6 +130847,465,226,(Springfield: ExT. SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT),962000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +130848,465,227,(SPROOKLYN: ext. sPROOKLYN - DAY),962000,FALSE,NA,3777,NA,SPROOKLYN,NA,NA,NA +130850,465,229,Ethan Foley: Lisa Simpson! What are you doing here?,962000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,Lisa Simpson! What are you doing here?,lisa simpson what are you doing here,7 +130851,465,230,Lisa Simpson: I came to share in the esteem that the world bestows on its artists.,965000,TRUE,9,3778,Lisa Simpson,Run-down Apartment Building,I came to share in the esteem that the world bestows on its artists.,i came to share in the esteem that the world bestows on its artists,14 +130852,465,231,"Ethan Foley: Uh, yeah.",970000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,"Uh, yeah.",uh yeah,2 +130853,465,232,Lisa Simpson: (SHIVERING NOISE) Sure is cold in here.,974000,TRUE,9,3778,Lisa Simpson,Run-down Apartment Building,Sure is cold in here.,sure is cold in here,5 +130854,465,233,"Ethan Foley: No heat. It's, uh, part of our art.",974000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,"No heat. It's, uh, part of our art.",no heat its uh part of our art,8 +130855,465,234,Ethan Foley: More art.,981000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,More art.,more art,2 +130856,465,235,"Kurt Hardwick: Ethan, look what I stole from work!",982000,TRUE,5669,3778,Kurt Hardwick,Run-down Apartment Building,"Ethan, look what I stole from work!",ethan look what i stole from work,7 +130857,465,236,Ethan Foley: Yes!,984000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,Yes!,yes,1 +130858,465,237,Lisa Simpson: Tomatoes? What kind of artists are you?,985000,TRUE,9,3778,Lisa Simpson,Run-down Apartment Building,Tomatoes? What kind of artists are you?,tomatoes what kind of artists are you,7 +130859,465,238,"Kurt Hardwick: (SHEEPISH) ""Sandwich artists.""",988000,TRUE,5669,3778,Kurt Hardwick,Run-down Apartment Building,Sandwich artists.,sandwich artists,2 +130860,465,239,Ethan Foley: But we get to eat any sandwiches we drop on the floor.,988000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,But we get to eat any sandwiches we drop on the floor.,but we get to eat any sandwiches we drop on the floor,12 +130861,465,240,Kurt Hardwick: Unless we drop them on purpose.,991000,TRUE,5669,3778,Kurt Hardwick,Run-down Apartment Building,Unless we drop them on purpose.,unless we drop them on purpose,6 +130862,465,241,Ethan Foley: They've got cameras on us at all times.,993000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,They've got cameras on us at all times.,theyve got cameras on us at all times,8 +130863,465,242,Lisa Simpson: Are you saying arts camp was a lie?,995000,TRUE,9,3778,Lisa Simpson,Run-down Apartment Building,Are you saying arts camp was a lie?,are you saying arts camp was a lie,8 +130864,465,243,"Ethan Foley: Well, not the swimming.",997000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,"Well, not the swimming.",well not the swimming,4 +130865,465,244,"Kurt Hardwick: Look Lisa, I think it's time we sang you the truth:",999000,TRUE,5669,3778,Kurt Hardwick,Run-down Apartment Building,"Look Lisa, I think it's time we sang you the truth:",look lisa i think its time we sang you the truth,11 +130866,465,245,"Kurt Hardwick: ARTISTS ARE THE LEAST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! / SO WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T BE AN ARTIST, GIRL.",1002000,TRUE,5669,3778,Kurt Hardwick,Run-down Apartment Building,"ARTISTS ARE THE LEAST IMPORTANT PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! / SO WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T BE AN ARTIST, GIRL.",artists are the least important people in the world so whatever you do dont be an artist girl,18 +130867,465,246,"Ethan Foley: ARTISTS MAKE A LIVING, DRESSING UP LIKE A FALAFEL.",1009000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,"ARTISTS MAKE A LIVING, DRESSING UP LIKE A FALAFEL.",artists make a living dressing up like a falafel,9 +130868,465,247,Kurt Hardwick: ARTISTS SHED A TEAR WHEN THEY'RE CALLED SOMETHING AWFUL.,1012000,TRUE,5669,3778,Kurt Hardwick,Run-down Apartment Building,ARTISTS SHED A TEAR WHEN THEY'RE CALLED SOMETHING AWFUL.,artists shed a tear when theyre called something awful,9 +130869,465,248,Schoolboy: (BROOKLYN ACCENT) You ain't no falafel!,1016000,TRUE,5677,3778,Schoolboy,Run-down Apartment Building,You ain't no falafel!,you aint no falafel,4 +130870,465,249,"Krusty the Clown: ARTISTS SIT IN JAIL, ON A LIFETIME HITCH...",1021000,TRUE,139,3778,Krusty the Clown,Run-down Apartment Building,"ARTISTS SIT IN JAIL, ON A LIFETIME HITCH...",artists sit in jail on a lifetime hitch,8 +130871,465,250,Krusty the Clown: THE ONLY WAY OUT IS BECOME A PRISON SNITCH.,1024000,TRUE,139,3778,Krusty the Clown,Run-down Apartment Building,THE ONLY WAY OUT IS BECOME A PRISON SNITCH.,the only way out is become a prison snitch,9 +130872,465,251,Krusty the Clown: (SPOKEN) Oh why did I sing that out loud?,1029000,TRUE,139,3778,Krusty the Clown,Run-down Apartment Building,Oh why did I sing that out loud?,oh why did i sing that out loud,8 +130873,465,252,"Lisa Simpson: (RAPPING) WHAT I DON'T GET IS, WHY ALL THE LIES?",1033000,TRUE,9,3778,Lisa Simpson,Run-down Apartment Building,"WHAT I DON'T GET IS, WHY ALL THE LIES?",what i dont get is why all the lies,9 +130874,465,253,Ethan Foley: WE WANTED YOU TO THINK WE WERE HAPPENING GUYS.,1037000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,WE WANTED YOU TO THINK WE WERE HAPPENING GUYS.,we wanted you to think we were happening guys,9 +130875,465,254,"Ethan Foley: (SPOKEN) Well, philosophically we're happening in the sense that we exist.",1043000,TRUE,45,3778,Ethan Foley,Run-down Apartment Building,"Well, philosophically we're happening in the sense that we exist.",well philosophically were happening in the sense that we exist,10 +130876,465,255,"Kurt Hardwick: Not for long, if we don't drop more sandwiches.",1046000,TRUE,5669,3778,Kurt Hardwick,Run-down Apartment Building,"Not for long, if we don't drop more sandwiches.",not for long if we dont drop more sandwiches,9 +130877,465,256,(The Hague: int. the HAGUE - international court of justice - day),1049000,FALSE,NA,3779,NA,The Hague,NA,NA,NA +130878,465,257,"Chief Magistrate: Herschel Krustofsky, you stand accused of the most heinous crimes known to clowndom. Have you anything to say in your defense?",1049000,TRUE,5672,3779,Chief Magistrate,The Hague,"Herschel Krustofsky, you stand accused of the most heinous crimes known to clowndom. Have you anything to say in your defense?",herschel krustofsky you stand accused of the most heinous crimes known to clowndom have you anything to say in your defense,21 +130879,465,258,"Krusty the Clown: I'm sorry, your honor. I've led a worthless life. I've been this way since I was a little... squirt!",1057000,TRUE,139,3779,Krusty the Clown,The Hague,"I'm sorry, your honor. I've led a worthless life. I've been this way since I was a little... squirt!",im sorry your honor ive led a worthless life ive been this way since i was a little squirt,19 +130880,465,259,"Krusty the Clown: Eh? Eh? Come on, I thought you Euro-jerks loved unfunny comedy.",1063000,TRUE,139,3779,Krusty the Clown,The Hague,"Eh? Eh? Come on, I thought you Euro-jerks loved unfunny comedy.",eh eh come on i thought you euro-jerks loved unfunny comedy,11 +130881,465,260,"Chief Magistrate: We don't put ""Euro"" in front of everything. Euro-guards! Take him away in Euro-cuffs!",1068000,TRUE,5672,3779,Chief Magistrate,The Hague,"We don't put ""Euro"" in front of everything. Euro-guards! Take him away in Euro-cuffs!",we dont put euro in front of everything euro-guards take him away in euro-cuffs,14 +130882,465,261,Homer Simpson: Wait! Not so fast! We found something to save Krusty.,1076000,TRUE,2,3779,Homer Simpson,The Hague,Wait! Not so fast! We found something to save Krusty.,wait not so fast we found something to save krusty,10 +130883,465,262,Bart Simpson: And it's on this DVD!,1080000,TRUE,8,3779,Bart Simpson,The Hague,And it's on this DVD!,and its on this dvd,5 +130884,465,263,Chief Magistrate: Is it Region One or Region Two?,1082000,TRUE,5672,3779,Chief Magistrate,The Hague,Is it Region One or Region Two?,is it region one or region two,7 +130885,465,264,"Homer Simpson: Uh, what region is America?",1083000,TRUE,2,3779,Homer Simpson,The Hague,"Uh, what region is America?",uh what region is america,5 +130886,465,265,Chief Magistrate: Region One.,1085000,TRUE,5672,3779,Chief Magistrate,The Hague,Region One.,region one,2 +130887,465,266,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! (CHANTING) We're Region One! We're Region One!,1086000,TRUE,2,3779,Homer Simpson,The Hague,Woo hoo! We're Region One! We're Region One!,woo hoo were region one were region one,8 +130888,465,267,"Chief Magistrate: Well, this is Region Two. So I'm afraid your exculpatory evidence will produce nothing more than an error message stating ""unreadable disc"".",1089000,TRUE,5672,3779,Chief Magistrate,The Hague,"Well, this is Region Two. So I'm afraid your exculpatory evidence will produce nothing more than an error message stating ""unreadable disc"".",well this is region two so im afraid your exculpatory evidence will produce nothing more than an error message stating unreadable disc,22 +130889,465,268,"Belgian Bailiff: If it please the court, my brother has a multi-region player. (OPENS CELL PHONE AND DIALS AS HE SPEAKS) I just pray he's not on a state-mandated five-week vacation...",1089000,TRUE,5678,3779,Belgian Bailiff,The Hague,"If it please the court, my brother has a multi-region player. I just pray he's not on a state-mandated five-week vacation...",if it please the court my brother has a multi-region player i just pray hes not on a state-mandated five-week vacation,21 +130890,465,269,(INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE: EXT. iNTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE - day),1114000,FALSE,NA,3774,NA,INTERNATIONAL COURT OF JUSTICE,NA,NA,NA +130891,465,270,(Courtroom: Int. courtroom - continuous),1114000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +130892,465,271,"Bailiff's Brother: (RE: DVD PLAYER) Get this back to me by six. I'm having a ""Real Housewives of Atlanta"" season two party.",1114000,TRUE,5679,194,Bailiff's Brother,Courtroom,"Get this back to me by six. I'm having a ""Real Housewives of Atlanta"" season two party.",get this back to me by six im having a real housewives of atlanta season two party,17 +130893,465,272,"Krusty the Clown: (FURIOUS) My dressing room has regular potato chips! But my contract specifically stated half regular, half ruffled!",1125000,TRUE,139,194,Krusty the Clown,Courtroom,"My dressing room has regular potato chips! But my contract specifically stated half regular, half ruffled!",my dressing room has regular potato chips but my contract specifically stated half regular half ruffled,16 +130894,465,273,"Afrikaner Promoter: Krusty, please...",1131000,TRUE,5680,194,Afrikaner Promoter,Courtroom,"Krusty, please...",krusty please,2 +130895,465,274,Krusty the Clown: Forget it! Forget it! The gig's off! I ain't gonna play Sun City!,1132000,TRUE,139,194,Krusty the Clown,Courtroom,Forget it! Forget it! The gig's off! I ain't gonna play Sun City!,forget it forget it the gigs off i aint gonna play sun city,13 +130896,465,275,Krusty the Clown: Vuvuzela me out of here!,1137000,TRUE,139,194,Krusty the Clown,Courtroom,Vuvuzela me out of here!,vuvuzela me out of here,5 +130897,465,276,"Bart Simpson: (FREEZES FRAME) Three days later, South Africa freed Nelson Mandela from prison.",1143000,TRUE,8,194,Bart Simpson,Courtroom,"Three days later, South Africa freed Nelson Mandela from prison.",three days later south africa freed nelson mandela from prison,10 +130898,465,277,"Chief Magistrate: Krusty the Clown, your selfishness has saved the world. Case dismissed!",1148000,TRUE,5672,194,Chief Magistrate,Courtroom,"Krusty the Clown, your selfishness has saved the world. Case dismissed!",krusty the clown your selfishness has saved the world case dismissed,11 +130899,465,278,"Krusty the Clown: I'm just glad you all finally saw what an amazing human being I am. Now, where's the nearest place I can score a little victory weed?",1153000,TRUE,139,194,Krusty the Clown,Courtroom,"I'm just glad you all finally saw what an amazing human being I am. Now, where's the nearest place I can score a little victory weed?",im just glad you all finally saw what an amazing human being i am now wheres the nearest place i can score a little victory weed,26 +130900,465,279,"Chief Magistrate: That would be the courthouse cafeteria. I'll be right there -- order me um, a raspberry crepe and a brick of hash.",1162000,TRUE,5672,194,Chief Magistrate,Courtroom,"That would be the courthouse cafeteria. I'll be right there -- order me um, a raspberry crepe and a brick of hash.",that would be the courthouse cafeteria ill be right there -- order me um a raspberry crepe and a brick of hash,22 +130901,465,280,Krusty the Clown: How do you smoke it?,1168000,TRUE,139,194,Krusty the Clown,Courtroom,How do you smoke it?,how do you smoke it,5 +130902,465,281,Chief Magistrate: I melt it and inject it into my eyelid.,1170000,TRUE,5672,194,Chief Magistrate,Courtroom,I melt it and inject it into my eyelid.,i melt it and inject it into my eyelid,9 +130903,465,282,"Krusty the Clown: (FRIENDLY) Hey, you're all right.",1172000,TRUE,139,194,Krusty the Clown,Courtroom,"Hey, you're all right.",hey youre all right,4 +130904,465,283,(Nearly-empty Coffee House: Int. nearly-empty coffee house - Sprooklyn - day),1175000,FALSE,NA,3780,NA,Nearly-empty Coffee House,NA,NA,NA +130905,465,284,Ethan Foley: (SINGING) PLAYING GUITARS / IT'S HARD TO SING WHILE PLAYING...,1175000,TRUE,45,3780,Ethan Foley,Nearly-empty Coffee House,PLAYING GUITARS / IT'S HARD TO SING WHILE PLAYING...,playing guitars its hard to sing while playing,8 +130906,465,285,Ethan Foley: (SINGING) ...GUITARS.,1182000,TRUE,45,3780,Ethan Foley,Nearly-empty Coffee House,...GUITARS.,guitars,1 +130907,465,286,Kurt Hardwick: What's she doing with her hands?,1185000,TRUE,5669,3780,Kurt Hardwick,Nearly-empty Coffee House,What's she doing with her hands?,whats she doing with her hands,6 +130908,465,287,"Lisa Simpson: It's called ""applause.""",1187000,TRUE,9,3780,Lisa Simpson,Nearly-empty Coffee House,"It's called ""applause.""",its called applause,3 +130909,465,288,Ethan Foley: I'm not sure I like it.,1188000,TRUE,45,3780,Ethan Foley,Nearly-empty Coffee House,I'm not sure I like it.,im not sure i like it,6 +130910,465,289,Marge Simpson: Lisa? Are you in here?,1190000,TRUE,1,3780,Marge Simpson,Nearly-empty Coffee House,Lisa? Are you in here?,lisa are you in here,5 +130911,465,290,Lisa Simpson: Mom! Take me home!,1192000,TRUE,9,3780,Lisa Simpson,Nearly-empty Coffee House,Mom! Take me home!,mom take me home,4 +130912,465,291,"Moe Szyslak: Hi, I'm Moe. It's good that little kid left, 'cause this song is gonna get into a very dark area.",1198000,TRUE,17,3780,Moe Szyslak,Nearly-empty Coffee House,"Hi, I'm Moe. It's good that little kid left, 'cause this song is gonna get into a very dark area.",hi im moe its good that little kid left cause this song is gonna get into a very dark area,20 +130913,465,292,(Ethan and Kurt's Apartment: EXT. ETHAN AND KURT'S APARTMENT - LATER),1211000,FALSE,NA,3781,NA,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +130914,465,293,"Lisa Simpson: Goodbye, guys. I'll try again when I'm older...",1211000,TRUE,9,3781,Lisa Simpson,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"Goodbye, guys. I'll try again when I'm older...",goodbye guys ill try again when im older,8 +130915,465,294,"Ethan Foley: Remember us for our exaggerations, not our reality!",1214000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"Remember us for our exaggerations, not our reality!",remember us for our exaggerations not our reality,8 +130916,465,295,Kurt Hardwick: And we gave you a little surprise for your trip back.,1218000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,And we gave you a little surprise for your trip back.,and we gave you a little surprise for your trip back,11 +130917,465,296,Marge Simpson: Is it your laundry?,1220000,TRUE,1,3781,Marge Simpson,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,Is it your laundry?,is it your laundry,4 +130918,465,297,"Kurt Hardwick: Okay, two surprises.",1221000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"Okay, two surprises.",okay two surprises,3 +130919,465,298,"Kurt Hardwick: In a way, I think we learned more from her than she did from us.",1225000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"In a way, I think we learned more from her than she did from us.",in a way i think we learned more from her than she did from us,15 +130920,465,299,"Ethan Foley: Yeah, well obviously, because we taught her nothing.",1225000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"Yeah, well obviously, because we taught her nothing.",yeah well obviously because we taught her nothing,8 +130921,465,300,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, look!",1235000,TRUE,1,3781,Marge Simpson,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"Lisa, look!",lisa look,2 +130922,465,301,"Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE) Thanks, guys!",1243000,TRUE,9,3781,Lisa Simpson,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"Thanks, guys!",thanks guys,2 +130923,465,302,Ethan Foley: How did we get way up here? Weren't we just back there?,1246000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,How did we get way up here? Weren't we just back there?,how did we get way up here werent we just back there,12 +130924,465,303,Kurt Hardwick: The magic of art.,1249000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,The magic of art.,the magic of art,4 +130925,465,304,Ethan Foley: Sorry we're late.,1260000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,Sorry we're late.,sorry were late,3 +130926,465,305,Ethan Foley: Oops.,1263000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,Oops.,oops,1 +130927,465,306,Kurt Hardwick: Nice one.,1264000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,Nice one.,nice one,2 +130928,465,307,Ethan Foley: (SINGING) IT'S HARD TO SING WHILE PLAYING... GUITARS.,1266000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,IT'S HARD TO SING WHILE PLAYING... GUITARS.,its hard to sing while playing guitars,7 +130929,465,308,Ethan Foley: (RAPPING) ARTISTS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HOLD UP A MIRROR.,1271000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,ARTISTS ARE THE PEOPLE WHO HOLD UP A MIRROR.,artists are the people who hold up a mirror,9 +130930,465,309,Kurt Hardwick: (RAPPING) ARTISTS MAKE SOCIETY SEE ITS FAULTS CLEARER.,1273000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,ARTISTS MAKE SOCIETY SEE ITS FAULTS CLEARER.,artists make society see its faults clearer,7 +130931,465,310,Ethan Foley: ARTISTS HELP STAMP OUT OPPRESSION AND WARS.,1275000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,ARTISTS HELP STAMP OUT OPPRESSION AND WARS.,artists help stamp out oppression and wars,7 +130932,465,311,Kurt Hardwick: AND WHEN WE CAMP OUTDOORS...,1278000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,AND WHEN WE CAMP OUTDOORS...,and when we camp outdoors,5 +130933,465,312,Kurt Hardwick: WE MAKE THE BEST S'MORES.,1278000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,WE MAKE THE BEST S'MORES.,we make the best smores,5 +130934,465,313,"Kurt Hardwick: THREE LAYERS, MOTHER NATURE. YEAH, YEAH.",1281000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"THREE LAYERS, MOTHER NATURE. YEAH, YEAH.",three layers mother nature yeah yeah,6 +130935,465,314,Ethan Foley: ARTISTS END POVERTY WITH MUSIC AND DANCE.,1285000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,ARTISTS END POVERTY WITH MUSIC AND DANCE.,artists end poverty with music and dance,7 +130936,465,315,Kurt Hardwick: ARTISTS MAKE ART ON THE BEACHES OF FRANCE.,1287000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,ARTISTS MAKE ART ON THE BEACHES OF FRANCE.,artists make art on the beaches of france,8 +130937,465,316,Lisa Simpson: (RAPPING ALONG) I NEVER KNEW ARTISTS WERE ALL SO AMAZING!,1289000,TRUE,9,3781,Lisa Simpson,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,I NEVER KNEW ARTISTS WERE ALL SO AMAZING!,i never knew artists were all so amazing,8 +130938,465,317,"Kurt Hardwick: EXCUSE ME WHILE I TALK TO THIS COW THAT IS GRAZING. / (SPEAKING, LOFTY) I give art like you give milk.",1292000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,EXCUSE ME WHILE I TALK TO THIS COW THAT IS GRAZING. / I give art like you give milk.,excuse me while i talk to this cow that is grazing i give art like you give milk,18 +130939,465,318,Cow: (LOUD MOOS),1292000,FALSE,2543,3781,Cow,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +130940,465,319,Lisa Simpson: (RAPPING) DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD BE AN ARTIST IN THE CITY?,1299000,TRUE,9,3781,Lisa Simpson,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,DO YOU THINK THAT I COULD BE AN ARTIST IN THE CITY?,do you think that i could be an artist in the city,12 +130941,465,320,"Ethan Foley: (RAPPING) HOLD ON LISA, LET ME CHECK WITH THE COMMITTEE.",1302000,TRUE,45,3781,Ethan Foley,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"HOLD ON LISA, LET ME CHECK WITH THE COMMITTEE.",hold on lisa let me check with the committee,9 +130942,465,321,"Kurt Hardwick: (CHORUS) YES, LISA, YOU CAN BE AN ARTIST IN THE WORLD / SO MOVE TO THE CITY WHEN YOU'RE LESS ITTY-BITTY GIRL! / TO THE GRITTY CITY WHEN YOU'RE LESS ITTY-BITTY, GIRL! /",1304000,TRUE,5669,3781,Kurt Hardwick,Ethan and Kurt's Apartment,"YES, LISA, YOU CAN BE AN ARTIST IN THE WORLD / SO MOVE TO THE CITY WHEN YOU'RE LESS ITTY-BITTY GIRL! / TO THE GRITTY CITY WHEN YOU'RE LESS ITTY-BITTY, GIRL! /",yes lisa you can be an artist in the world so move to the city when youre less itty-bitty girl to the gritty city when youre less itty-bitty girl,29 +130943,466,0,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. retirement castle - day),166000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +130944,466,1,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) I thought we were going to breakfast.,166000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I thought we were going to breakfast.,i thought we were going to breakfast,7 +130945,466,2,Marge Simpson: First we're visiting Grampa.,168000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,First we're visiting Grampa.,first were visiting grampa,4 +130946,466,3,Homer Simpson: No fair! We just went to church!,170000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,No fair! We just went to church!,no fair we just went to church,7 +130947,466,4,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, so we've already heard stories from thousands of years ago, about stuff that didn't happen.",172000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Yeah, so we've already heard stories from thousands of years ago, about stuff that didn't happen.",yeah so weve already heard stories from thousands of years ago about stuff that didnt happen,16 +130948,466,5,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),172000,FALSE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +130949,466,6,Grampa Simpson: I have an important announcement to make. I've had a lot of time to think since my hands got too shaky to play cards...,178000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I have an important announcement to make. I've had a lot of time to think since my hands got too shaky to play cards...,i have an important announcement to make ive had a lot of time to think since my hands got too shaky to play cards,24 +130950,466,7,Grampa Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE),178000,FALSE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +130951,466,8,"Marge Simpson: (PEP TALK) It's not your fault, Grampa. These cards are too slippery. See?",187000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"It's not your fault, Grampa. These cards are too slippery. See?",its not your fault grampa these cards are too slippery see,11 +130952,466,9,Marge Simpson: (TO SELF) Dammit.,196000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Dammit.,dammit,1 +130953,466,10,"Grampa Simpson: Anywhen, I've decided to give you all your inheritance now.",198000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Anywhen, I've decided to give you all your inheritance now.",anywhen ive decided to give you all your inheritance now,10 +130954,466,11,"Lisa Simpson: Are you sure about that, Grampa?",203000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Are you sure about that, Grampa?",are you sure about that grampa,6 +130955,466,12,Grampa Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I just want to see the look on your faces when I share with you the fruits of a lifetime of labor.,205000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I just want to see the look on your faces when I share with you the fruits of a lifetime of labor.,i just want to see the look on your faces when i share with you the fruits of a lifetime of labor,22 +130956,466,13,Homer Simpson: (INCREDULOUS) Fifty bucks each?! That's your life savings?!,216000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Fifty bucks each?! That's your life savings?!,fifty bucks each thats your life savings,7 +130957,466,14,Bart Simpson: This won't even cover the vig on what I owe!,220000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,This won't even cover the vig on what I owe!,this wont even cover the vig on what i owe,10 +130958,466,15,"Grampa Simpson: (SADLY) I lost the rest investing in a Broadway musical based on the real life story of Eddie Gaedel, the midget who had one big league at-bat.",224000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"I lost the rest investing in a Broadway musical based on the real life story of Eddie Gaedel, the midget who had one big league at-bat.",i lost the rest investing in a broadway musical based on the real life story of eddie gaedel the midget who had one big league at-bat,26 +130959,466,16,Grampa Simpson: I even wrote a song for American League president Will Harridge!,233000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I even wrote a song for American League president Will Harridge!,i even wrote a song for american league president will harridge,11 +130960,466,17,"Grampa Simpson: ""WHAT DO I DO / WITH THIS DAMN LITTLE MAN / HIS STRIKE ZONE'S THE SIZE / OF A TUNA FISH CAN!""",240000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,WHAT DO I DO / WITH THIS DAMN LITTLE MAN / HIS STRIKE ZONE'S THE SIZE / OF A TUNA FISH CAN!,what do i do with this damn little man his strike zones the size of a tuna fish can,19 +130961,466,18,(Costington's: Ext. Costington's - day - establishing),252000,FALSE,NA,1880,NA,Costington's,NA,NA,NA +130962,466,19,Homer Simpson: (SINGS TO SELF) HIS STRIKE ZONE'S THE SIZE / OF A TUNA FISH CAN...,252000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,HIS STRIKE ZONE'S THE SIZE / OF A TUNA FISH CAN...,his strike zones the size of a tuna fish can,10 +130963,466,20,Marge Simpson: Now remember what Grampa said: you can spend the money any way you want.,256000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,Now remember what Grampa said: you can spend the money any way you want.,now remember what grampa said you can spend the money any way you want,14 +130964,466,21,Bart Simpson: (DELIGHTED CHUCKLE) I just paid some loser fifty bucks to walk up the down escalator all day.,261000,TRUE,8,1880,Bart Simpson,Costington's,I just paid some loser fifty bucks to walk up the down escalator all day.,i just paid some loser fifty bucks to walk up the down escalator all day,15 +130965,466,22,"Gil Gunderson: (HOPEFUL) I bet it's eleven o'clock. I bet it's eleven o'clock. (SEES CLOCK, MOANS) Nine fifteen?!",268000,TRUE,2369,1880,Gil Gunderson,Costington's,I bet it's eleven o'clock. I bet it's eleven o'clock. Nine fifteen?!,i bet its eleven oclock i bet its eleven oclock nine fifteen,12 +131168,466,225,Nelson Muntz: (MOANS) Why is this happening?,1152000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,Why is this happening?,why is this happening,4 +130966,466,23,"Marge Simpson: Hm, I think I'll look for a new handbag...",274000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,"Hm, I think I'll look for a new handbag...",hm i think ill look for a new handbag,9 +130967,466,24,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, so many celebrities have their own label: Princess Penelope, Booberella, The Real Housewives of Ogdenville, even Scratchy.",280000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,"Ooo, so many celebrities have their own label: Princess Penelope, Booberella, The Real Housewives of Ogdenville, even Scratchy.",ooo so many celebrities have their own label princess penelope booberella the real housewives of ogdenville even scratchy,18 +130968,466,25,"Marge Simpson: (EXCITED) Ooo, I wonder how much that one is. Gotta look without looking like I'm looking.",289000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,"Ooo, I wonder how much that one is. Gotta look without looking like I'm looking.",ooo i wonder how much that one is gotta look without looking like im looking,15 +130969,466,26,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) Yes!,296000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,Yes!,yes,1 +130970,466,27,"Marge Simpson: I'd like this bag, please!",298000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,"I'd like this bag, please!",id like this bag please,5 +130971,466,28,Helen Lovejoy: Marge Simpson! Are you buying a Marc Fredericks signature handbag?,300000,TRUE,309,1880,Helen Lovejoy,Costington's,Marge Simpson! Are you buying a Marc Fredericks signature handbag?,marge simpson are you buying a marc fredericks signature handbag,10 +130972,466,29,Marge Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) Why wouldn't I?,305000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,Why wouldn't I?,why wouldnt i,3 +130973,466,30,Helen Lovejoy: Well... those bags are pretty pricey.,306000,TRUE,309,1880,Helen Lovejoy,Costington's,Well... those bags are pretty pricey.,well those bags are pretty pricey,6 +130974,466,31,"Marge Simpson: Hey, my husband makes good money, and we can certainly afford...",309000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,"Hey, my husband makes good money, and we can certainly afford...",hey my husband makes good money and we can certainly afford,11 +130975,466,32,Cashier: That'll be five hundred dollars.,313000,TRUE,115,1880,Cashier,Costington's,That'll be five hundred dollars.,thatll be five hundred dollars,5 +130976,466,33,"Marge Simpson: (SHORT QUICK GASP, THEN, QUIETLY) Oh, I didn't realize...",313000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,"Oh, I didn't realize...",oh i didnt realize,4 +130977,466,34,"Bernice Hibbert: What's the matter, Marge? Just remembered your husband's not a doctor?",319000,TRUE,2089,1880,Bernice Hibbert,Costington's,"What's the matter, Marge? Just remembered your husband's not a doctor?",whats the matter marge just remembered your husbands not a doctor,11 +130978,466,35,BERNICE/HELEN: (JUDGMENTAL GIGGLING),319000,FALSE,5681,1880,BERNICE/HELEN,Costington's,NA,NA,NA +130979,466,36,Julio: Oh my God you are so burned.,323000,TRUE,3853,1880,Julio,Costington's,Oh my God you are so burned.,oh my god you are so burned,7 +130980,466,37,Marge Simpson: (DECISIVE) I'll take it!,325000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,I'll take it!,ill take it,3 +130981,466,38,"Julio: (IMPRESSED) Well done, Marge. If you're looking for a bag hag, I'm your man. Okay?",329000,TRUE,3853,1880,Julio,Costington's,"Well done, Marge. If you're looking for a bag hag, I'm your man. Okay?",well done marge if youre looking for a bag hag im your man okay,14 +130982,466,39,"Julio: But stay on my good side, girlfriend.",335000,TRUE,3853,1880,Julio,Costington's,"But stay on my good side, girlfriend.",but stay on my good side girlfriend,7 +130983,466,40,Julio: Uh-oh-ohhh.,338000,TRUE,3853,1880,Julio,Costington's,Uh-oh-ohhh.,uh-oh-ohhh,1 +130984,466,41,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - eVENING - establishing),341000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130985,466,42,"Homer Simpson: Five hundred dollars? That's, like, ten dead Grampas! Some of us stuck to our limit, Marge. And I would've loved to rent this carpet cleaner another day!",341000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Five hundred dollars? That's, like, ten dead Grampas! Some of us stuck to our limit, Marge. And I would've loved to rent this carpet cleaner another day!",five hundred dollars thats like ten dead grampas some of us stuck to our limit marge and i wouldve loved to rent this carpet cleaner another day,27 +130986,466,43,Marge Simpson: Is that the cat in there?!,351000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Is that the cat in there?!,is that the cat in there,6 +130987,466,44,"Homer Simpson: Well, it's a cat -- I'm not sure it's the cat.",353000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it's a cat -- I'm not sure it's the cat.",well its a cat -- im not sure its the cat,11 +130988,466,45,"Marge Simpson: Don't worry, Homer -- I'll return the handbag first thing tomorrow.",358000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, Homer -- I'll return the handbag first thing tomorrow.",dont worry homer -- ill return the handbag first thing tomorrow,11 +130989,466,46,"Homer Simpson: You know what, honey? Just because we can't afford to keep that handbag, doesn't mean that you two can't have one night at the most glamorous place in town.",365000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know what, honey? Just because we can't afford to keep that handbag, doesn't mean that you two can't have one night at the most glamorous place in town.",you know what honey just because we cant afford to keep that handbag doesnt mean that you two cant have one night at the most glamorous place in town,29 +130990,466,47,(FANCY NIGHTCLUB: Ext. fancy nightclub - that evening),378000,FALSE,NA,3782,NA,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,NA,NA,NA +130991,466,48,Maitre D'ess: (DISMISSIVE SIGH) Right this way.,378000,TRUE,5682,3782,Maitre D'ess,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,Right this way.,right this way,3 +130992,466,49,Marge Simpson: Well at least it's a good place to see celebrities.,391000,TRUE,1,3782,Marge Simpson,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,Well at least it's a good place to see celebrities.,well at least its a good place to see celebrities,10 +130993,466,50,Krusty the Clown: (WIPES OFF POWDER) It's not what you think. I'm researching a movie where I play myself.,395000,TRUE,139,3782,Krusty the Clown,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,It's not what you think. I'm researching a movie where I play myself.,its not what you think im researching a movie where i play myself,13 +130994,466,51,Maitre D'ess: Wait a minute -- is that bag Marc Fredericks?,402000,TRUE,5682,3782,Maitre D'ess,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,Wait a minute -- is that bag Marc Fredericks?,wait a minute -- is that bag marc fredericks,9 +130995,466,52,"Maitre D'ess: You know, a much nicer table just opened up!",406000,TRUE,5682,3782,Maitre D'ess,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,"You know, a much nicer table just opened up!",you know a much nicer table just opened up,9 +130996,466,53,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) After Bart, that bag's the best mistake we ever made.",414000,TRUE,2,3782,Homer Simpson,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,"After Bart, that bag's the best mistake we ever made.",after bart that bags the best mistake we ever made,10 +130997,466,54,"Chief Wiggum: (TO SARAH) I'm gonna go uh, study the menu.",421000,TRUE,71,3782,Chief Wiggum,FANCY NIGHTCLUB,"I'm gonna go uh, study the menu.",im gonna go uh study the menu,7 +130998,466,55,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing - night),426000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +130999,466,56,Lisa Simpson: So I want to honor Grampa by giving my inheritance to charity. But which one?,426000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,So I want to honor Grampa by giving my inheritance to charity. But which one?,so i want to honor grampa by giving my inheritance to charity but which one,15 +131000,466,57,"Lisa Simpson: Ooh, what's this?",434000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, what's this?",ooh whats this,3 +131001,466,58,"(LARGE, PILLARED, IMPOSING-LOOKING BANK: ext. large, pillared, imposing-looking bank - day - establishing)",438000,FALSE,NA,3783,NA,"LARGE, PILLARED, IMPOSING-LOOKING BANK",NA,NA,NA +131002,466,59,"Announcer: Most banks are for the haves, not the have-nots.",438000,TRUE,33,3783,Announcer,"LARGE, PILLARED, IMPOSING-LOOKING BANK","Most banks are for the haves, not the have-nots.",most banks are for the haves not the have-nots,9 +131003,466,60,(Bank: int. bank - continuous),442000,FALSE,NA,411,NA,Bank,NA,NA,NA +131004,466,61,"Fat Banker: (BRITISH) I'm sorry, but we simply can't accept your collateral.",442000,TRUE,5683,411,Fat Banker,Bank,"I'm sorry, but we simply can't accept your collateral.",im sorry but we simply cant accept your collateral,9 +131005,466,62,"Goat: (WISE, INDIAN MAN WITH BRITISH ACCENT) I am just a goat, but even I know that a peasant in an emerging economy can't get a break. She needs a microloan.",447000,TRUE,4429,411,Goat,Bank,"I am just a goat, but even I know that a peasant in an emerging economy can't get a break. She needs a microloan.",i am just a goat but even i know that a peasant in an emerging economy cant get a break she needs a microloan,24 +131006,466,63,"Goat: A guilty first-worlder lends fifty dollars or more to the Microloan Bank, who uses it to help my owner finance her business.",456000,TRUE,4429,411,Goat,Bank,"A guilty first-worlder lends fifty dollars or more to the Microloan Bank, who uses it to help my owner finance her business.",a guilty first-worlder lends fifty dollars or more to the microloan bank who uses it to help my owner finance her business,22 +131007,466,64,"Goat: (HAPPY) Working together, we can help people help themselves! And now, apparently I am a girl.",462000,TRUE,4429,411,Goat,Bank,"Working together, we can help people help themselves! And now, apparently I am a girl.",working together we can help people help themselves and now apparently i am a girl,15 +131008,466,65,"Goat: (GIGGLES, THEN SURPRISED REACTIONS)",462000,FALSE,4429,411,Goat,Bank,NA,NA,NA +131009,466,66,(Asia de Cuba de Springfield: Int. Asia de Cuba de Springfield - night),474000,FALSE,NA,3784,NA,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131010,466,67,"Homer Simpson: Come on, Marge -- let's hit the buffet.",474000,TRUE,2,3784,Homer Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,"Come on, Marge -- let's hit the buffet.",come on marge -- lets hit the buffet,8 +131011,466,68,"Marge Simpson: You go ahead, I'll stay here. If I get something on this handbag, I won't be able to return it.",477000,TRUE,1,3784,Marge Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,"You go ahead, I'll stay here. If I get something on this handbag, I won't be able to return it.",you go ahead ill stay here if i get something on this handbag i wont be able to return it,20 +131012,466,69,"Homer Simpson: Oh, you don't want to wait for that buffet -- Wiggum's making his move!",482000,TRUE,2,3784,Homer Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,"Oh, you don't want to wait for that buffet -- Wiggum's making his move!",oh you dont want to wait for that buffet -- wiggums making his move,14 +131013,466,70,"Chief Wiggum: (INTO RADIO) I need backup, Lou.",489000,TRUE,71,3784,Chief Wiggum,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,"I need backup, Lou.",i need backup lou,4 +131014,466,71,Chief Wiggum: (FILTERED THROUGH RADIO) Get two plates and follow me.,490000,TRUE,71,3784,Chief Wiggum,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,Get two plates and follow me.,get two plates and follow me,6 +131015,466,72,"Lou: Chief, not now, I'm undercover.",493000,TRUE,91,3784,Lou,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,"Chief, not now, I'm undercover.",chief not now im undercover,5 +131016,466,73,"Chief Wiggum: Oh, it's like that, huh? The minute you go undercover, you act like you don't know me. (TO FAT TONY) He'll turn on you too, Fat Tony -- you just wait.",496000,TRUE,71,3784,Chief Wiggum,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,"Oh, it's like that, huh? The minute you go undercover, you act like you don't know me. He'll turn on you too, Fat Tony -- you just wait.",oh its like that huh the minute you go undercover you act like you dont know me hell turn on you too fat tony -- you just wait,28 +131017,466,74,Lou: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE),496000,FALSE,91,3784,Lou,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131018,466,75,Marge Simpson: I suppose I should get something to eat.,509000,TRUE,1,3784,Marge Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,I suppose I should get something to eat.,i suppose i should get something to eat,8 +131019,466,76,Marge Simpson: (ALARMED NOISE),509000,FALSE,1,3784,Marge Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131020,466,77,Marge Simpson: (MORE ALARMED NOISE),509000,FALSE,1,3784,Marge Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131021,466,78,Marge Simpson: Thank God!,524000,TRUE,1,3784,Marge Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,Thank God!,thank god,2 +131022,466,79,Attendant: (PLEASANT) I can take that for you.,527000,TRUE,416,3784,Attendant,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,I can take that for you.,i can take that for you,6 +131023,466,80,Marge Simpson: (ALARMED NOISE),527000,FALSE,1,3784,Marge Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131024,466,81,Marge Simpson: Homer! Take me home!,533000,TRUE,1,3784,Marge Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,Homer! Take me home!,homer take me home,4 +131025,466,82,"Homer Simpson: Sure, sure!",535000,TRUE,2,3784,Homer Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,"Sure, sure!",sure sure,2 +131026,466,83,Homer Simpson: Let me just grab one more shrimp.,536000,TRUE,2,3784,Homer Simpson,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,Let me just grab one more shrimp.,let me just grab one more shrimp,7 +131057,466,114,Nelson Muntz: Let me be frank: everyone thinks you're a wuss.,665000,TRUE,101,3431,Nelson Muntz,Nelson's Trailer,Let me be frank: everyone thinks you're a wuss.,let me be frank everyone thinks youre a wuss,9 +131027,466,84,Chief Wiggum: Boy I bet that looked cool in super slow-motion. Too bad we saw it in regular motion.,547000,TRUE,71,3784,Chief Wiggum,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,Boy I bet that looked cool in super slow-motion. Too bad we saw it in regular motion.,boy i bet that looked cool in super slow-motion too bad we saw it in regular motion,17 +131028,466,85,"Lou: Yeah I got bigger problems, Chief.",552000,TRUE,91,3784,Lou,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,"Yeah I got bigger problems, Chief.",yeah i got bigger problems chief,6 +131029,466,86,Lou: I'm in love with the don's daughter! But which me does she love?!,554000,TRUE,91,3784,Lou,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,I'm in love with the don's daughter! But which me does she love?!,im in love with the dons daughter but which me does she love,13 +131030,466,87,Chief Wiggum: (I'UNNO NOISE),554000,FALSE,71,3784,Chief Wiggum,Asia de Cuba de Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131031,466,88,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - lisa's room - night),565000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131032,466,89,Lisa Simpson: (INTERESTED NOISE),565000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131033,466,90,"Muhammad Yunus: Thank you so much for clicking on me. I am Muhammad Yunus, founder of the Grameen Bank, and, (MODEST) oh yeah, I'm also the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. To find an entrepreneur you want to lend to, click on my nose... if you can catch it.",565000,TRUE,5684,5,Muhammad Yunus,Simpson Home,"Thank you so much for clicking on me. I am Muhammad Yunus, founder of the Grameen Bank, and, oh yeah, I'm also the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize. To find an entrepreneur you want to lend to, click on my nose... if you can catch it.",thank you so much for clicking on me i am muhammad yunus founder of the grameen bank and oh yeah im also the winner of the nobel peace prize to find an entrepreneur you want to lend to click on my nose if you can catch it,47 +131034,466,91,Muhammad Yunus: (MOVING AROUND FRAME) It's up here!,578000,TRUE,5684,5,Muhammad Yunus,Simpson Home,It's up here!,its up here,3 +131035,466,92,Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLES),578000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131036,466,93,Muhammad Yunus: Now down here! Too slow!,580000,TRUE,5684,5,Muhammad Yunus,Simpson Home,Now down here! Too slow!,now down here too slow,5 +131037,466,94,Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLES),580000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131038,466,95,"Muhammad Yunus: Okay, I will hold still. (HOLDS STILL BRIEFLY, THEN) No, I won't! Ha ha!",581000,TRUE,5684,5,Muhammad Yunus,Simpson Home,"Okay, I will hold still. No, I won't! Ha ha!",okay i will hold still no i wont ha ha,10 +131039,466,96,Lisa Simpson: Got it!,584000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Got it!,got it,2 +131040,466,97,Muhammad Yunus: Goodbye.,585000,TRUE,5684,5,Muhammad Yunus,Simpson Home,Goodbye.,goodbye,1 +131041,466,98,"Lisa Simpson: Let's see, I could help someone in any impoverished area on earth. Bangladesh... Bolivia... East Springfield?!",587000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Let's see, I could help someone in any impoverished area on earth. Bangladesh... Bolivia... East Springfield?!",lets see i could help someone in any impoverished area on earth bangladesh bolivia east springfield,16 +131042,466,99,Nelson Muntz: (HUMBLE) My name is Nelson Mandela Muntz...,599000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,My name is Nelson Mandela Muntz...,my name is nelson mandela muntz,6 +131043,466,100,Lisa Simpson: (VERY SURPRISED) Nelson?!,603000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Nelson?!,nelson,1 +131044,466,101,Nelson Muntz: ...And my dream is to make and market custom bicycles.,604000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,...And my dream is to make and market custom bicycles.,and my dream is to make and market custom bicycles,10 +131045,466,102,Mrs. Muntz: Nelson! My dream is to make enough money so's I can get the rest of this tattoo removed.,607000,TRUE,2660,5,Mrs. Muntz,Simpson Home,Nelson! My dream is to make enough money so's I can get the rest of this tattoo removed.,nelson my dream is to make enough money sos i can get the rest of this tattoo removed,18 +131046,466,103,Nelson Muntz: (SADLY) Sorry I wasted your time. No fool would take a chance on a loser like me.,614000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,Sorry I wasted your time. No fool would take a chance on a loser like me.,sorry i wasted your time no fool would take a chance on a loser like me,16 +131047,466,104,"Lisa Simpson: I will. I'll take a chance on you, Nelson Muntz.",621000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I will. I'll take a chance on you, Nelson Muntz.",i will ill take a chance on you nelson muntz,10 +131048,466,105,"Mrs. Muntz: (ON COMPUTER) Nelson! I gotta take this computer to the pawn shop, so's we can get White Castle for your birthday.",626000,TRUE,2660,5,Mrs. Muntz,Simpson Home,"Nelson! I gotta take this computer to the pawn shop, so's we can get White Castle for your birthday.",nelson i gotta take this computer to the pawn shop sos we can get white castle for your birthday,19 +131049,466,106,(Nelson's Trailer: Ext. Nelson's trailer - day),637000,FALSE,NA,3431,NA,Nelson's Trailer,NA,NA,NA +131050,466,107,"Lisa Simpson: So Nelson, I see you started a small business. (CASUALLY SPINS BIKE WHEEL)",637000,TRUE,9,3431,Lisa Simpson,Nelson's Trailer,"So Nelson, I see you started a small business.",so nelson i see you started a small business,9 +131051,466,108,"Nelson Muntz: Yeah, some anonymous dude sent me fifty bucks. Probably someone cool like Famous Amos or Ba Ba Booey. And I'm gonna justify his faith in me.",641000,TRUE,101,3431,Nelson Muntz,Nelson's Trailer,"Yeah, some anonymous dude sent me fifty bucks. Probably someone cool like Famous Amos or Ba Ba Booey. And I'm gonna justify his faith in me.",yeah some anonymous dude sent me fifty bucks probably someone cool like famous amos or ba ba booey and im gonna justify his faith in me,26 +131052,466,109,"Lisa Simpson: Well, whoever your mysterious donor is, he, or she, really wants you to succeed.",650000,TRUE,9,3431,Lisa Simpson,Nelson's Trailer,"Well, whoever your mysterious donor is, he, or she, really wants you to succeed.",well whoever your mysterious donor is he or she really wants you to succeed,14 +131053,466,110,Martin Prince: Ding-dong!,656000,TRUE,38,3431,Martin Prince,Nelson's Trailer,Ding-dong!,ding-dong,1 +131054,466,111,"Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) Ooh, your first customer. Be nice!",657000,TRUE,9,3431,Lisa Simpson,Nelson's Trailer,"Ooh, your first customer. Be nice!",ooh your first customer be nice,6 +131055,466,112,"Nelson Muntz: Right. Nice. (TO MARTIN) Good day, Mister Barf-breath.",659000,TRUE,101,3431,Nelson Muntz,Nelson's Trailer,"Right. Nice. Good day, Mister Barf-breath.",right nice good day mister barf-breath,6 +131315,467,117,Bart Simpson: (DRAMATIC) Dummyball.,669000,TRUE,8,3787,Bart Simpson,ISOTOTS STADIUM,Dummyball.,dummyball,1 +131058,466,115,"Nelson Muntz: So, we'll change the pink to black, elevate the seat -- trust me, it's slimming -- and change this wicker basket to no basket. (QUICKLY) Do you like it?",669000,TRUE,101,3431,Nelson Muntz,Nelson's Trailer,"So, we'll change the pink to black, elevate the seat -- trust me, it's slimming -- and change this wicker basket to no basket. Do you like it?",so well change the pink to black elevate the seat -- trust me its slimming -- and change this wicker basket to no basket do you like it,28 +131059,466,116,Martin Prince: (PLEASED CHUCKLE) I love it! (HANDS NELSON SOME MONEY),677000,TRUE,38,3431,Martin Prince,Nelson's Trailer,I love it!,i love it,3 +131060,466,117,"Nelson Muntz: Wow, my first job. Tonight I'm having peanut butter and jelly. No more ""PB or J"" for me.",682000,TRUE,101,3431,Nelson Muntz,Nelson's Trailer,"Wow, my first job. Tonight I'm having peanut butter and jelly. No more ""PB or J"" for me.",wow my first job tonight im having peanut butter and jelly no more pb or j for me,18 +131061,466,118,(Costington's: Ext. Costington's - establishing - day),695000,FALSE,NA,1880,NA,Costington's,NA,NA,NA +131062,466,119,"Marge Simpson: (TO SELF) Stay cool, Marge. Stay cool...",695000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,"Stay cool, Marge. Stay cool...",stay cool marge stay cool,5 +131063,466,120,Marge Simpson: (VERY NERVOUS) I'd like to return this handbag. Unused.,700000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,I'd like to return this handbag. Unused.,id like to return this handbag unused,7 +131064,466,121,Homer Simpson: (WALKING UP) I believe this stranger!,703000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,I believe this stranger!,i believe this stranger,4 +131065,466,122,"Cashier: Well, here's your refund.",710000,TRUE,115,1880,Cashier,Costington's,"Well, here's your refund.",well heres your refund,4 +131066,466,123,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Check and mate.,719000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,Check and mate.,check and mate,3 +131067,466,124,Marge Simpson: Thank God! I will never do that again.,722000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,Thank God! I will never do that again.,thank god i will never do that again,8 +131068,466,125,"Homer Simpson: Wait a minute, Marge. Don't you realize what just happened?",725000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,"Wait a minute, Marge. Don't you realize what just happened?",wait a minute marge dont you realize what just happened,10 +131069,466,126,"Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE SOTTO) You got to enjoy that bag for nothing! We can buy stuff we can't afford, temporarily own the hell out of it, and then indignantly bring it back for a full refund. (SMALL LAUGH)",729000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,"You got to enjoy that bag for nothing! We can buy stuff we can't afford, temporarily own the hell out of it, and then indignantly bring it back for a full refund.",you got to enjoy that bag for nothing we can buy stuff we cant afford temporarily own the hell out of it and then indignantly bring it back for a full refund,32 +131070,466,127,"Homer Simpson: (GROWING EXCITEMENT) (HOLDS UP HAT) Hide a sandwich in this hat. (HOLDS UP UMBRELLA) ""Mary Poppins"" myself to work with this umbrella.",739000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,"Hide a sandwich in this hat. ""Mary Poppins"" myself to work with this umbrella.",hide a sandwich in this hat mary poppins myself to work with this umbrella,14 +131071,466,128,"Marge Simpson: (WORRIED) Homie, you know what happens when you push your luck...",744000,TRUE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,"Homie, you know what happens when you push your luck...",homie you know what happens when you push your luck,10 +131072,466,129,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, the luck lasts longer! Thanks to the power of returns, this store is our closet! (BOOMING LAUGH)",747000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,"Yeah, the luck lasts longer! Thanks to the power of returns, this store is our closet!",yeah the luck lasts longer thanks to the power of returns this store is our closet,16 +131073,466,130,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR),747000,FALSE,1,1880,Marge Simpson,Costington's,NA,NA,NA +131074,466,131,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - lisa's room - day),756000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131075,466,132,"Lisa Simpson: Ooh, a message from my small business person! (GIGGLES)",756000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, a message from my small business person!",ooh a message from my small business person,8 +131076,466,133,Nelson Muntz: (STILTED) Dear anonymous investor. Here is my update on my small business. (EXCITED) I'm making money fist over face!,760000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,Dear anonymous investor. Here is my update on my small business. I'm making money fist over face!,dear anonymous investor here is my update on my small business im making money fist over face,17 +131077,466,134,Nelson Muntz: Dingus! Great timing!,767000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,Dingus! Great timing!,dingus great timing,3 +131078,466,135,Milhouse Van Houten: Awesome! No way I can look nerdy on this bike.,771000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Awesome! No way I can look nerdy on this bike.,awesome no way i can look nerdy on this bike,10 +131079,466,136,Milhouse Van Houten: HOT CROSS BUNS / HOT CROSS BUNS / ONE A PENNY / TWO A PENNY / HOT CROSS BUNS...,776000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,HOT CROSS BUNS / HOT CROSS BUNS / ONE A PENNY / TWO A PENNY / HOT CROSS BUNS...,hot cross buns hot cross buns one a penny two a penny hot cross buns,15 +131080,466,137,"Nelson Muntz: And, with the money I'm making...",782000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,"And, with the money I'm making...",and with the money im making,6 +131081,466,138,(The Gilded Truffle Restaurant: EXT. GILDED TRUFFLE - establishing - day),782000,FALSE,NA,541,NA,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +131082,466,139,Nelson Muntz: ...I can treat my Mom the way she deserves!,782000,TRUE,101,541,Nelson Muntz,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,...I can treat my Mom the way she deserves!,i can treat my mom the way she deserves,9 +131083,466,140,"Mrs. Muntz: This place is so fancy, Nelson. (POINTS TO KETCHUP BOTTLE) The ketchup packets are made of glass.",787000,TRUE,2660,541,Mrs. Muntz,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"This place is so fancy, Nelson. The ketchup packets are made of glass.",this place is so fancy nelson the ketchup packets are made of glass,13 +131084,466,141,Mrs. Muntz: (DELIGHTED NOISE),787000,FALSE,2660,541,Mrs. Muntz,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +131085,466,142,"Nelson Muntz: Ma, please, you're not at work.",795000,TRUE,101,541,Nelson Muntz,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Ma, please, you're not at work.",ma please youre not at work,6 +131086,466,143,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night),801000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131087,466,144,Homer Simpson: Come in. Come in. Don't wipe your feet.,801000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Come in. Come in. Don't wipe your feet.,come in come in dont wipe your feet,8 +131088,466,145,"Carl Carlson: Whoa, look at all this stuff!",806000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,"Whoa, look at all this stuff!",whoa look at all this stuff,6 +131089,466,146,Lenny Leonard: Did you find a mouse head in your Cuppa-Soup?,808000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,Did you find a mouse head in your Cuppa-Soup?,did you find a mouse head in your cuppa-soup,9 +131090,466,147,"Homer Simpson: I wish. (SNEAKY CHUCKLE, THEN:) What the hell are you doing?!",811000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I wish. What the hell are you doing?!,i wish what the hell are you doing,8 +131091,466,148,"Lenny Leonard: With this protective plastic overlay, I can't tell if I'm watching an old ""Seinfeld"" or an old ""Old Christine.""",814000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,"With this protective plastic overlay, I can't tell if I'm watching an old ""Seinfeld"" or an old ""Old Christine.""",with this protective plastic overlay i cant tell if im watching an old seinfeld or an old old christine,19 +131092,466,149,"Homer Simpson: Now, everyone onto the hot tub.",820000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, everyone onto the hot tub.",now everyone onto the hot tub,6 +131093,466,150,"Homer Simpson: (SEDUCTIVE) Come on on, the cardboard's fine. (CHUCKLES)",826000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Come on on, the cardboard's fine.",come on on the cardboards fine,6 +131094,466,151,(NELSON'S BIKE SHOP: Ext. Nelson's bike shop - day),831000,FALSE,NA,3785,NA,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,NA,NA,NA +131095,466,152,"Lisa Simpson: (COY) Hi, Nelson.",831000,TRUE,9,3785,Lisa Simpson,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,"Hi, Nelson.",hi nelson,2 +131096,466,153,"Nelson Muntz: Here again, huh, Lis? I guess now that I'm a success, you want to get back together with me. Dolph called it.",833000,TRUE,101,3785,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,"Here again, huh, Lis? I guess now that I'm a success, you want to get back together with me. Dolph called it.",here again huh lis i guess now that im a success you want to get back together with me dolph called it,22 +131097,466,154,"Lisa Simpson: No, but there is something I can't hold back any more. I'm your microfinance donor!",841000,TRUE,9,3785,Lisa Simpson,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,"No, but there is something I can't hold back any more. I'm your microfinance donor!",no but there is something i cant hold back any more im your microfinance donor,15 +131098,466,155,Nelson Muntz: (STUNNED) You're L-Simpson-Jazzgirl? Oh my God. I owe you everything.,847000,TRUE,101,3785,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,You're L-Simpson-Jazzgirl? Oh my God. I owe you everything.,youre l-simpson-jazzgirl oh my god i owe you everything,9 +131099,466,156,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I didn't do this for thanks, but if you want to thank me, I can stand here and listen for as long as it takes.",852000,TRUE,9,3785,Lisa Simpson,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,"Well, I didn't do this for thanks, but if you want to thank me, I can stand here and listen for as long as it takes.",well i didnt do this for thanks but if you want to thank me i can stand here and listen for as long as it takes,26 +131100,466,157,DOLPH: (SUGGESTIVE) I'm sure you can.,859000,TRUE,146,3785,DOLPH,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,I'm sure you can.,im sure you can,4 +131101,466,158,"Nelson Muntz: Lisa, if it weren't for you, I never would have achieved the kind of success... that has allowed me to quit school.",860000,TRUE,101,3785,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,"Lisa, if it weren't for you, I never would have achieved the kind of success... that has allowed me to quit school.",lisa if it werent for you i never would have achieved the kind of success that has allowed me to quit school,22 +131102,466,159,Lisa Simpson: (STUNNED) You're quitting school?!,866000,TRUE,9,3785,Lisa Simpson,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,You're quitting school?!,youre quitting school,3 +131103,466,160,Nelson Muntz: Droppin' it like a melon off an overpass.,868000,TRUE,101,3785,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,Droppin' it like a melon off an overpass.,droppin it like a melon off an overpass,8 +131104,466,161,Lisa Simpson: But don't you know that people who don't go to college make three percent less than people who do?,871000,TRUE,9,3785,Lisa Simpson,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,But don't you know that people who don't go to college make three percent less than people who do?,but dont you know that people who dont go to college make three percent less than people who do,19 +131105,466,162,"Nelson Muntz: Lisa, thanks to you, and Nobel laureate Mohammad Yunus, I can do... this!",876000,TRUE,101,3785,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,"Lisa, thanks to you, and Nobel laureate Mohammad Yunus, I can do... this!",lisa thanks to you and nobel laureate mohammad yunus i can do this,13 +131106,466,163,"Nelson Muntz: Spelling, meet F-Y-R-E. (TOSSES IT IN)",882000,TRUE,101,3785,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S BIKE SHOP,"Spelling, meet F-Y-R-E.",spelling meet f-y-r-e,3 +131107,466,164,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day),891000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131108,466,165,(Skinner's Office: Int. Principal skinner's office - continuous),891000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +131109,466,166,"Lisa Simpson: Principal Skinner, I need to convince Nelson to come back to school.",891000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Principal Skinner, I need to convince Nelson to come back to school.",principal skinner i need to convince nelson to come back to school,12 +131110,466,167,"Seymour Skinner: Seriously? Why? With Nelson gone, lunch money's finally making its way to the cafeteria. Nurples are returning to their natural, non-purple hue. Besides, I hear he's doing quite well with his bicycle pimpery.",895000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Seriously? Why? With Nelson gone, lunch money's finally making its way to the cafeteria. Nurples are returning to their natural, non-purple hue. Besides, I hear he's doing quite well with his bicycle pimpery.",seriously why with nelson gone lunch moneys finally making its way to the cafeteria nurples are returning to their natural non-purple hue besides i hear hes doing quite well with his bicycle pimpery,33 +131111,466,168,Lisa Simpson: (ADMITTING) He is. He's paying people eleven dollars an hour to work for him.,906000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,He is. He's paying people eleven dollars an hour to work for him.,he is hes paying people eleven dollars an hour to work for him,13 +131112,466,169,Seymour Skinner: (SITS UPRIGHT) Eleven dollars an hour? That's night watchman money. Maybe I should have a chat with him.,909000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Eleven dollars an hour? That's night watchman money. Maybe I should have a chat with him.,eleven dollars an hour thats night watchman money maybe i should have a chat with him,16 +131113,466,170,"Seymour Skinner: Which of these ties says ""confidence?""",915000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Which of these ties says ""confidence?""",which of these ties says confidence,6 +131114,466,171,Lisa Simpson: (POINTS) Isn't that a Christmas tie?,917000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,Isn't that a Christmas tie?,isnt that a christmas tie,5 +131115,466,172,"Seymour Skinner: It's a conversation starter! Lisa, this conversation is over. It's not you I'm trying to impress, it's Nelson. (THOUGHTFUL) I know he likes the sleeveless look...",919000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"It's a conversation starter! Lisa, this conversation is over. It's not you I'm trying to impress, it's Nelson. I know he likes the sleeveless look...",its a conversation starter lisa this conversation is over its not you im trying to impress its nelson i know he likes the sleeveless look,25 +131116,466,173,Gary Chalmers: Skin-ner!,926000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Skin-ner!,skin-ner,1 +131117,466,174,"Gary Chalmers: Oh, oh, so you also heard about the eleven dollars an hour.",928000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Oh, oh, so you also heard about the eleven dollars an hour.",oh oh so you also heard about the eleven dollars an hour,12 +131118,466,175,Seymour Skinner: I heard about it first.,933000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,I heard about it first.,i heard about it first,5 +131119,466,176,"Gary Chalmers: Yes, well, you see the thing about that is...",934000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Yes, well, you see the thing about that is...",yes well you see the thing about that is,9 +131120,466,177,(Costington's: Int. CostinGTON'S - day),942000,FALSE,NA,1880,NA,Costington's,NA,NA,NA +131121,466,178,"Homer Simpson: (BREEZY) Good afternoon. I'd like to return this merchandise. (POINTS AT DIFFERENT ITEMS) Wrong size, wrong color, not as pictured, and other reason please explain.",942000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,"Good afternoon. I'd like to return this merchandise. Wrong size, wrong color, not as pictured, and other reason please explain.",good afternoon id like to return this merchandise wrong size wrong color not as pictured and other reason please explain,20 +131122,466,179,"Cashier: Sir, this suitcase has an airline tag on it, these ping-pong balls have been served and volleyed, and this hot plate's still warm.",945000,TRUE,115,1880,Cashier,Costington's,"Sir, this suitcase has an airline tag on it, these ping-pong balls have been served and volleyed, and this hot plate's still warm.",sir this suitcase has an airline tag on it these ping-pong balls have been served and volleyed and this hot plates still warm,23 +131123,466,180,Homer Simpson: Yes... uh... maybe I'll just come back during someone else's shift... Is Claire working today? She's a real sucker.,961000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,Yes... uh... maybe I'll just come back during someone else's shift... Is Claire working today? She's a real sucker.,yes uh maybe ill just come back during someone elses shift is claire working today shes a real sucker,19 +131124,466,181,Cashier: Let me get my supervisor.,968000,TRUE,115,1880,Cashier,Costington's,Let me get my supervisor.,let me get my supervisor,5 +131125,466,182,"Chris Hansen: Hello, Homer.",971000,TRUE,5685,1880,Chris Hansen,Costington's,"Hello, Homer.",hello homer,2 +131126,466,183,Homer Simpson: (QUICK SCREAM) How do you know my name?,971000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,How do you know my name?,how do you know my name,6 +131127,466,184,"Chris Hansen: I'm Chris Hansen from ""To Catch A Credit-Whore"". We know you've been returning used items all over town.",974000,TRUE,5685,1880,Chris Hansen,Costington's,"I'm Chris Hansen from ""To Catch A Credit-Whore"". We know you've been returning used items all over town.",im chris hansen from to catch a credit-whore we know youve been returning used items all over town,18 +131128,466,185,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) It's not what you think... I came here to warn them... yes, to warn them about, um...",980000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,"It's not what you think... I came here to warn them... yes, to warn them about, um...",its not what you think i came here to warn them yes to warn them about um,17 +131129,466,186,Chris Hansen: People like you?,986000,TRUE,5685,1880,Chris Hansen,Costington's,People like you?,people like you,3 +131130,466,187,Homer Simpson: Yes! I mean no! I mean... (TERRIFIED NOISE) You'll never get me!,986000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,Yes! I mean no! I mean... You'll never get me!,yes i mean no i mean youll never get me,10 +131131,466,188,"Homer Simpson: I have to sign a release so you can broadcast this, right?",993000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,"I have to sign a release so you can broadcast this, right?",i have to sign a release so you can broadcast this right,12 +131132,466,189,"Homer Simpson: Initial there, and... (FINISHES SIGNING, THEN ONCE AGAIN TERRIFIED) Never!",998000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,"Initial there, and... Never!",initial there and never,4 +131133,466,190,Homer Simpson: Can you tell me when this is gonna be on? I'm thinking of having a party.,1001000,TRUE,2,1880,Homer Simpson,Costington's,Can you tell me when this is gonna be on? I'm thinking of having a party.,can you tell me when this is gonna be on im thinking of having a party,16 +131134,466,191,(Springfield Convention Center: Ext. convention center - day - estabLISHING),1012000,FALSE,NA,387,NA,Springfield Convention Center,NA,NA,NA +131135,466,192,"Nelson Muntz: Lisa, why did you bring me here?",1012000,TRUE,101,387,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Convention Center,"Lisa, why did you bring me here?",lisa why did you bring me here,7 +131136,466,193,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, I don't know. I thought one of these super-successful people might tell you how important it is to stay in school. Why look, it's Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook!",1014000,TRUE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,"Oh, I don't know. I thought one of these super-successful people might tell you how important it is to stay in school. Why look, it's Mark Zuckerberg, the founder of Facebook!",oh i dont know i thought one of these super-successful people might tell you how important it is to stay in school why look its mark zuckerberg the founder of facebook,31 +131137,466,194,"Lisa Simpson: Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm Lisa, and this is Nelson.",1025000,TRUE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,"Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm Lisa, and this is Nelson.",mr zuckerberg im lisa and this is nelson,8 +131138,466,195,"Nelson Muntz: S'up, Zuck?",1028000,TRUE,101,387,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Convention Center,"S'up, Zuck?",sup zuck,2 +131166,466,223,Nelson Muntz: Fine. Here's exactly what you paid me.,1147000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,Fine. Here's exactly what you paid me.,fine heres exactly what you paid me,7 +131139,466,196,"Mark Zuckerberg: ""Mark Zuckerberg is... (TYPES INTO COMPUTER) happy to meet new friends.""",1030000,TRUE,5686,387,Mark Zuckerberg,Springfield Convention Center,Mark Zuckerberg is... happy to meet new friends.,mark zuckerberg is happy to meet new friends,8 +131140,466,197,"Lisa Simpson: That's great, Mr. Zuckerberg, but I was hoping you could tell us how education was instrumental to your success.",1031000,TRUE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,"That's great, Mr. Zuckerberg, but I was hoping you could tell us how education was instrumental to your success.",thats great mr zuckerberg but i was hoping you could tell us how education was instrumental to your success,19 +131141,466,198,"Mark Zuckerberg: Well, the truth is... I dropped out of Harvard.",1041000,TRUE,5686,387,Mark Zuckerberg,Springfield Convention Center,"Well, the truth is... I dropped out of Harvard.",well the truth is i dropped out of harvard,9 +131142,466,199,Lisa Simpson: (STARTLED) You did?,1044000,TRUE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,You did?,you did,2 +131143,466,200,Nelson Muntz: Better earnin' than learnin'!,1044000,TRUE,101,387,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Convention Center,Better earnin' than learnin'!,better earnin than learnin,4 +131144,466,201,"Mark Zuckerberg: (NODS) Hell yeah! I'll get the best kind of degree... (HIP-HOP) honorary, baby!",1046000,TRUE,5686,387,Mark Zuckerberg,Springfield Convention Center,"Hell yeah! I'll get the best kind of degree... honorary, baby!",hell yeah ill get the best kind of degree honorary baby,11 +131145,466,202,"Lisa Simpson: Well, clearly, you're an exception.",1050000,TRUE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,"Well, clearly, you're an exception.",well clearly youre an exception,5 +131146,466,203,"Mark Zuckerberg: Am I, Lisa?",1053000,TRUE,5686,387,Mark Zuckerberg,Springfield Convention Center,"Am I, Lisa?",am i lisa,3 +131147,466,204,Mark Zuckerberg: Bill Gates -- dropout. Virgin Airlines' Richard Branson -- dropout.,1053000,TRUE,5686,387,Mark Zuckerberg,Springfield Convention Center,Bill Gates -- dropout. Virgin Airlines' Richard Branson -- dropout.,bill gates -- dropout virgin airlines richard branson -- dropout,10 +131148,466,205,Lisa Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Didn't anybody here stay in school?,1058000,TRUE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,Didn't anybody here stay in school?,didnt anybody here stay in school,6 +131149,466,206,Man: I did! Graduated magna cum lade!,1062000,TRUE,311,387,Man,Springfield Convention Center,I did! Graduated magna cum lade!,i did graduated magna cum lade,6 +131150,466,207,"Lisa Simpson: There, you see?",1066000,TRUE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,"There, you see?",there you see,3 +131151,466,208,Janitor: I'm afraid I haven't done too well for myself. But I can certainly appreciate the irony of it.,1067000,TRUE,2486,387,Janitor,Springfield Convention Center,I'm afraid I haven't done too well for myself. But I can certainly appreciate the irony of it.,im afraid i havent done too well for myself but i can certainly appreciate the irony of it,18 +131152,466,209,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),1083000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131153,466,210,(Simpson Dining Room: Int. SimpsoN'S dining room - evENING),1083000,FALSE,NA,59,NA,Simpson Dining Room,NA,NA,NA +131154,466,211,"Grampa Simpson: So, how did everyone do with their fifty dollars?",1083000,TRUE,31,59,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Dining Room,"So, how did everyone do with their fifty dollars?",so how did everyone do with their fifty dollars,9 +131155,466,212,"Marge Simpson: Well, I learned a valuable lesson about wanting more than I could afford.",1087000,TRUE,1,59,Marge Simpson,Simpson Dining Room,"Well, I learned a valuable lesson about wanting more than I could afford.",well i learned a valuable lesson about wanting more than i could afford,13 +131156,466,213,"Grampa Simpson: Marge, you couldn't have fun if you were a monkey on a banana boat!",1091000,TRUE,31,59,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Dining Room,"Marge, you couldn't have fun if you were a monkey on a banana boat!",marge you couldnt have fun if you were a monkey on a banana boat,14 +131157,466,214,Lisa Simpson: I used Grampa's money to try to help someone in need. But it didn't go the way I expected.,1095000,TRUE,9,59,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Dining Room,I used Grampa's money to try to help someone in need. But it didn't go the way I expected.,i used grampas money to try to help someone in need but it didnt go the way i expected,19 +131158,466,215,"Grampa Simpson: Aw sweetie, money can't change people. It can just help them be who they are. I gave a bum a dollar once and he used it to buy an Ellery Queen mystery. But there was one mystery Ellery Queen couldn't solve: why a man was named Ellery. But my point is, whatever I said before I started talking about Ellery Queen.",1100000,TRUE,31,59,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Dining Room,"Aw sweetie, money can't change people. It can just help them be who they are. I gave a bum a dollar once and he used it to buy an Ellery Queen mystery. But there was one mystery Ellery Queen couldn't solve: why a man was named Ellery. But my point is, whatever I said before I started talking about Ellery Queen.",aw sweetie money cant change people it can just help them be who they are i gave a bum a dollar once and he used it to buy an ellery queen mystery but there was one mystery ellery queen couldnt solve why a man was named ellery but my point is whatever i said before i started talking about ellery queen,61 +131159,466,216,(NELSON'S HOUSE: Ext. Nelson's house - bike shop - day),1125000,FALSE,NA,1436,NA,NELSON'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +131160,466,217,"Lisa Simpson: Nelson, I just wanted to say that I realize now you can't be anyone else other than who you are, and... (CONFUSED NOISE)",1125000,TRUE,9,1436,Lisa Simpson,NELSON'S HOUSE,"Nelson, I just wanted to say that I realize now you can't be anyone else other than who you are, and...",nelson i just wanted to say that i realize now you cant be anyone else other than who you are and,21 +131161,466,218,"Nelson Muntz: (EXASPERATED) Look, everyone. Just chill out!",1133000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,"Look, everyone. Just chill out!",look everyone just chill out,5 +131162,466,219,"Dewey Largo: My ""Wizard of Oz"" bike fell apart! In the middle of the Pride parade!",1137000,TRUE,6,1436,Dewey Largo,NELSON'S HOUSE,"My ""Wizard of Oz"" bike fell apart! In the middle of the Pride parade!",my wizard of oz bike fell apart in the middle of the pride parade,14 +131163,466,220,Nelson Muntz: What kind of pride?,1141000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,What kind of pride?,what kind of pride,4 +131164,466,221,Dewey Largo: Never-you-mind what kind! Fix my bike!,1142000,TRUE,6,1436,Dewey Largo,NELSON'S HOUSE,Never-you-mind what kind! Fix my bike!,never-you-mind what kind fix my bike,6 +131165,466,222,Ralph Wiggum: I want my money back!,1145000,TRUE,119,1436,Ralph Wiggum,NELSON'S HOUSE,I want my money back!,i want my money back,5 +131169,466,226,Seymour Skinner: (EXAMINING GLUE) This epoxy you've been using is water soluble.,1155000,TRUE,3,1436,Seymour Skinner,NELSON'S HOUSE,This epoxy you've been using is water soluble.,this epoxy youve been using is water soluble,8 +131170,466,227,Seymour Skinner: Which means that it's not weather-resistant.,1155000,TRUE,3,1436,Seymour Skinner,NELSON'S HOUSE,Which means that it's not weather-resistant.,which means that its not weather-resistant,6 +131171,466,228,Nelson Muntz: Dumb it down for me.,1161000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,Dumb it down for me.,dumb it down for me,5 +131172,466,229,"Seymour Skinner: Uh... bike, sticky, water go bye-bye?",1163000,TRUE,3,1436,Seymour Skinner,NELSON'S HOUSE,"Uh... bike, sticky, water go bye-bye?",uh bike sticky water go bye-bye,6 +131173,466,230,Nelson Muntz: Some sticky water stay-stay?,1167000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,Some sticky water stay-stay?,some sticky water stay-stay,4 +131174,466,231,Seymour Skinner: (SHAKES HEAD NO) All bye-bye.,1169000,TRUE,3,1436,Seymour Skinner,NELSON'S HOUSE,All bye-bye.,all bye-bye,2 +131175,466,232,Nelson Muntz: (SAD MOAN),1169000,FALSE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +131176,466,233,"Lisa Simpson: Hi, Nelson.",1170000,TRUE,9,1436,Lisa Simpson,NELSON'S HOUSE,"Hi, Nelson.",hi nelson,2 +131177,466,234,"Nelson Muntz: Lisa, I've been thinking and...",1173000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,"Lisa, I've been thinking and...",lisa ive been thinking and,5 +131178,466,235,Milhouse Van Houten: It fell apart when I was trying to impress this cute girl... my gramma!,1173000,TRUE,25,1436,Milhouse Van Houten,NELSON'S HOUSE,It fell apart when I was trying to impress this cute girl... my gramma!,it fell apart when i was trying to impress this cute girl my gramma,14 +131179,466,236,Nelson Muntz: ...Maybe I could use a little more school.,1181000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,...Maybe I could use a little more school.,maybe i could use a little more school,8 +131180,466,237,Seymour Skinner: You can't break us up. We're like a family here.,1183000,TRUE,3,1436,Seymour Skinner,NELSON'S HOUSE,You can't break us up. We're like a family here.,you cant break us up were like a family here,10 +131181,466,238,Seymour Skinner: Kearney and I are having brunch on Sunday.,1186000,TRUE,3,1436,Seymour Skinner,NELSON'S HOUSE,Kearney and I are having brunch on Sunday.,kearney and i are having brunch on sunday,8 +131182,466,239,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (DISINTERESTED) If I'm up.,1188000,TRUE,145,1436,Kearney Zzyzwicz,NELSON'S HOUSE,If I'm up.,if im up,3 +131183,466,240,"Nelson Muntz: (TO SKINNER) Listen, what say we go back to the school? (SELLING) I'll help you out with a little micro-financing of my own.",1189000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,"Listen, what say we go back to the school? I'll help you out with a little micro-financing of my own.",listen what say we go back to the school ill help you out with a little micro-financing of my own,20 +131184,466,241,Seymour Skinner: (TOUCHED) Fifty dollars! I can buy paint for the art class instead of crushed-up berries I find in the woods!,1196000,TRUE,3,1436,Seymour Skinner,NELSON'S HOUSE,Fifty dollars! I can buy paint for the art class instead of crushed-up berries I find in the woods!,fifty dollars i can buy paint for the art class instead of crushed-up berries i find in the woods,19 +131185,466,242,"Nelson Muntz: And Lisa, I've got a little left that I'd like to spend on you.",1201000,TRUE,101,1436,Nelson Muntz,NELSON'S HOUSE,"And Lisa, I've got a little left that I'd like to spend on you.",and lisa ive got a little left that id like to spend on you,14 +131186,466,243,(ROLLER RINK: Int. roller rink - a little later),1207000,FALSE,NA,3786,NA,ROLLER RINK,NA,NA,NA +131187,466,244,"Lisa Simpson: (DELIGHTED GIGGLE) This is really fun. But we're still just friends, right?",1207000,TRUE,9,3786,Lisa Simpson,ROLLER RINK,"This is really fun. But we're still just friends, right?",this is really fun but were still just friends right,10 +131188,466,245,Nelson Muntz: Right. Friends.,1212000,TRUE,101,3786,Nelson Muntz,ROLLER RINK,Right. Friends.,right friends,2 +131189,466,246,Lisa Simpson: Can I hold your hand... for balance?,1213000,TRUE,9,3786,Lisa Simpson,ROLLER RINK,Can I hold your hand... for balance?,can i hold your hand for balance,7 +131190,466,247,Nelson Muntz: Sure... for balance.,1215000,TRUE,101,3786,Nelson Muntz,ROLLER RINK,Sure... for balance.,sure for balance,3 +131191,466,248,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw.,1221000,TRUE,101,3786,Nelson Muntz,ROLLER RINK,Haw haw.,haw haw,2 +131192,466,249,Lisa Simpson: Sorry.,1223000,TRUE,9,3786,Lisa Simpson,ROLLER RINK,Sorry.,sorry,1 +131193,466,250,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw.,1224000,TRUE,101,3786,Nelson Muntz,ROLLER RINK,Haw haw.,haw haw,2 +131194,466,251,Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLES) Sorry.,1226000,TRUE,9,3786,Lisa Simpson,ROLLER RINK,Sorry.,sorry,1 +131195,466,252,"Mark Zuckerberg: (IN PAIN) ""Mark Zuckerberg is...""",1235000,TRUE,5686,3786,Mark Zuckerberg,ROLLER RINK,Mark Zuckerberg is...,mark zuckerberg is,3 +131196,466,253,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw.,1235000,TRUE,101,3786,Nelson Muntz,ROLLER RINK,Haw haw.,haw haw,2 +131197,466,254,Lisa Simpson: Sorry!,1235000,TRUE,9,3786,Lisa Simpson,ROLLER RINK,Sorry!,sorry,1 +131198,467,0,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield ELEMENTARY SCHOOL - MORNING - ESTABLISHING),109000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131199,467,1,Milhouse Van Houten: Whoa! She's everything I want to be!,109000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Whoa! She's everything I want to be!,whoa shes everything i want to be,7 +131200,467,2,Nelson Muntz: What's a babe like her doing with a brown banana like Skinner?,140000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,What's a babe like her doing with a brown banana like Skinner?,whats a babe like her doing with a brown banana like skinner,12 +131201,467,3,Bart Simpson: Maybe she's one of those sexy school- supply company reps.,144000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Maybe she's one of those sexy school- supply company reps.,maybe shes one of those sexy school- supply company reps,10 +131202,467,4,"Milhouse Van Houten: If that's true, where's her suitcase with wheels, Bart? (ACCUSING) Where's her suitcase with wheels?!",147000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"If that's true, where's her suitcase with wheels, Bart? Where's her suitcase with wheels?!",if thats true wheres her suitcase with wheels bart wheres her suitcase with wheels,14 +131203,467,5,(Skinner's Office: int. skinner's office - continuous),155000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +131204,467,6,"Gary Chalmers: (GOOD NATURED) Ah, if it isn't Eavesdrop Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! I'd like you boys to meet Dahlia Brinkley.",155000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Ah, if it isn't Eavesdrop Ernie and the Listen-In Bunch! I'd like you boys to meet Dahlia Brinkley.",ah if it isnt eavesdrop ernie and the listen-in bunch id like you boys to meet dahlia brinkley,18 +131205,467,7,Seymour Skinner: She's the only Springfield Elementary alum ever to advance to the Ivy League!,161000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,She's the only Springfield Elementary alum ever to advance to the Ivy League!,shes the only springfield elementary alum ever to advance to the ivy league,13 +131206,467,8,"Lisa Simpson: (FAST, EXCITED) There's a car in the parking lot with a Yale sticker on it! (TO DAHLIA) It's gotta be you.",165000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,There's a car in the parking lot with a Yale sticker on it! It's gotta be you.,theres a car in the parking lot with a yale sticker on it its gotta be you,17 +131207,467,9,"Dahlia: (NODS) I just graduated from Yale, and thought I'd pay a visit -- from Yale -- to the little school where it all began.",170000,TRUE,5687,28,Dahlia,Skinner's Office,"I just graduated from Yale, and thought I'd pay a visit -- from Yale -- to the little school where it all began.",i just graduated from yale and thought id pay a visit -- from yale -- to the little school where it all began,23 +131208,467,10,Lisa Simpson: (STRIVING CHUCKLE) I plan to attend an Ivy League school myself. (MODESTLY) I do have a 4.0 GPA.,178000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,I plan to attend an Ivy League school myself. I do have a 4.0 GPA.,i plan to attend an ivy league school myself i do have a 40 gpa,15 +131209,467,11,"Nelson Muntz: She can do the kind of math that has letters. Watch: what's ""x,"" Lisa?",182000,TRUE,101,28,Nelson Muntz,Skinner's Office,"She can do the kind of math that has letters. Watch: what's ""x,"" Lisa?",she can do the kind of math that has letters watch whats x lisa,14 +131210,467,12,"Lisa Simpson: Well, that depends.",187000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Well, that depends.",well that depends,3 +131211,467,13,"Nelson Muntz: (TO DAHLIA) Sorry, she did it yesterday.",189000,TRUE,101,28,Nelson Muntz,Skinner's Office,"Sorry, she did it yesterday.",sorry she did it yesterday,5 +131212,467,14,Dahlia: (SMILES) I believe you. What else have you got?,191000,TRUE,5687,28,Dahlia,Skinner's Office,I believe you. What else have you got?,i believe you what else have you got,8 +131213,467,15,"Lisa Simpson: Um, I'm treasurer of the Jazz Club, and started the school's recycling society.",193000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Um, I'm treasurer of the Jazz Club, and started the school's recycling society.",um im treasurer of the jazz club and started the schools recycling society,13 +131214,467,16,Dahlia: Nice. And?,201000,TRUE,5687,28,Dahlia,Skinner's Office,Nice. And?,nice and,2 +131215,467,17,"Lisa Simpson: Uh, that's it.",203000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Uh, that's it.",uh thats it,3 +131216,467,18,"Dahlia: Two clubs? Well that's a bridge bid, not an Ivy League application.",204000,TRUE,5687,28,Dahlia,Skinner's Office,"Two clubs? Well that's a bridge bid, not an Ivy League application.",two clubs well thats a bridge bid not an ivy league application,12 +131217,467,19,Lisa Simpson: But I'm only in second grade.,209000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,But I'm only in second grade.,but im only in second grade,6 +131218,467,20,"Dahlia: By your age, I'd been the dominant force in dozens of extracurricular activities.",211000,TRUE,5687,28,Dahlia,Skinner's Office,"By your age, I'd been the dominant force in dozens of extracurricular activities.",by your age id been the dominant force in dozens of extracurricular activities,13 +131219,467,21,Seymour Skinner: Quite so! Just take a look at her yearbook.,215000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Quite so! Just take a look at her yearbook.,quite so just take a look at her yearbook,9 +131220,467,22,Seymour Skinner: Wonderful year.,230000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Wonderful year.,wonderful year,2 +131221,467,23,Gary Chalmers: (REMINISCING) Same year we got new playground sand.,232000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Same year we got new playground sand.,same year we got new playground sand,7 +131222,467,24,Seymour Skinner: (NOSTALGIC) Yes it was.,234000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Yes it was.,yes it was,3 +131223,467,25,Gary Chalmers: (NODS) Mmm-hm.,234000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Mmm-hm.,mmm-hm,1 +131224,467,26,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),240000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131225,467,27,Lisa Simpson: Thrust! Parry! Dodge! Poke! (FENCING GRUNTS),240000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Thrust! Parry! Dodge! Poke!,thrust parry dodge poke,4 +131226,467,28,"Lisa Simpson: C'mon, Maggie. I need to get good at fencing so I can put it on my resume and get into Yale. (CUTESY VOICE) Don't be scared. I won't hurt my widdle sister.",242000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, Maggie. I need to get good at fencing so I can put it on my resume and get into Yale. Don't be scared. I won't hurt my widdle sister.",cmon maggie i need to get good at fencing so i can put it on my resume and get into yale dont be scared i wont hurt my widdle sister,30 +131227,467,29,Lisa Simpson: (SAD MOAN),242000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131228,467,30,"Marge Simpson: Sweetie, you could still go to McGill -- the Harvard of Canada.",275000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, you could still go to McGill -- the Harvard of Canada.",sweetie you could still go to mcgill -- the harvard of canada,12 +131229,467,31,Lisa Simpson: Anything that's the something of the something isn't really the anything of anything!,280000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Anything that's the something of the something isn't really the anything of anything!,anything thats the something of the something isnt really the anything of anything,13 +131230,467,32,"Homer Simpson: (SULLEN) Hello, Flanders. Don't you have a neighbor on the other side?",286000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, Flanders. Don't you have a neighbor on the other side?",hello flanders dont you have a neighbor on the other side,11 +131231,467,33,"Ned Flanders: Indeedily-doodily I do, and I love him just as much as you! It's a Flanders sandwich with great neighbor bread!",290000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Indeedily-doodily I do, and I love him just as much as you! It's a Flanders sandwich with great neighbor bread!",indeedily-doodily i do and i love him just as much as you its a flanders sandwich with great neighbor bread,20 +131232,467,34,"Ned Flanders: Bart, call me Walter Matthau, 'cause I'm a bad-news bearer. I'm resigning as manager of your Little League team.",298000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Bart, call me Walter Matthau, 'cause I'm a bad-news bearer. I'm resigning as manager of your Little League team.",bart call me walter matthau cause im a bad-news bearer im resigning as manager of your little league team,19 +131233,467,35,Bart Simpson: What? Why?,304000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What? Why?,what why,2 +131234,467,36,"Ned Flanders: In the last game, our shortstop hit a long foul ball, but the umpire called it a homerun... and I let it go without saying a word. (SOMBER) I just don't like the monster I've become. (SIGHS)",306000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"In the last game, our shortstop hit a long foul ball, but the umpire called it a homerun... and I let it go without saying a word. I just don't like the monster I've become.",in the last game our shortstop hit a long foul ball but the umpire called it a homerun and i let it go without saying a word i just dont like the monster ive become,35 +131235,467,37,"Bart Simpson: (SAD SIGH) But without a coach, we can't play!",320000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"But without a coach, we can't play!",but without a coach we cant play,7 +131236,467,38,"Marge Simpson: Homie, maybe you could do it.",323000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, maybe you could do it.",homie maybe you could do it,6 +131237,467,39,"Homer Simpson: Sorry, Marge. The last time I stepped on a baseball field, I got tased.",325000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sorry, Marge. The last time I stepped on a baseball field, I got tased.",sorry marge the last time i stepped on a baseball field i got tased,14 +131238,467,40,"Marge Simpson: You know, someday these kids will be out of the house and you'll regret not spending more time with them.",329000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know, someday these kids will be out of the house and you'll regret not spending more time with them.",you know someday these kids will be out of the house and youll regret not spending more time with them,20 +131239,467,41,"Homer Simpson: That's a problem for future Homer. Man, I don't envy that guy.",336000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's a problem for future Homer. Man, I don't envy that guy.",thats a problem for future homer man i dont envy that guy,12 +131240,467,42,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),348000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +131241,467,43,Bart Simpson: Can't play baseball... what am I gonna do?,348000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Can't play baseball... what am I gonna do?,cant play baseball what am i gonna do,8 +131242,467,44,"Hobby Shop Owner: (KINDLY) Son, how would you like to spend the summer building wooden boats by hand with master craftsmen?",350000,TRUE,5688,270,Hobby Shop Owner,Springfield Street,"Son, how would you like to spend the summer building wooden boats by hand with master craftsmen?",son how would you like to spend the summer building wooden boats by hand with master craftsmen,17 +131243,467,45,Bart Simpson: How'd you like to kiss my ass?,357000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,How'd you like to kiss my ass?,howd you like to kiss my ass,7 +131244,467,46,"Nelson Muntz: Look at me, I'm Whitey Ford!",362000,TRUE,101,270,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Street,"Look at me, I'm Whitey Ford!",look at me im whitey ford,6 +131245,467,47,Bart Simpson: Huh?,362000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Huh?,huh,1 +131246,467,48,Bart Simpson: What's goin' on?,366000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,What's goin' on?,whats goin on,3 +131247,467,49,Milhouse Van Houten: We got a new coach!,367000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,We got a new coach!,we got a new coach,5 +131248,467,50,Bart Simpson: Awesome! Who is it?,369000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Awesome! Who is it?,awesome who is it,4 +131249,467,51,(Springfield Park: ext. springfield park - baseball FIELD - DAY),370000,FALSE,NA,739,NA,Springfield Park,NA,NA,NA +131250,467,52,Lisa Simpson: (WALKING UP) It's me!,370000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,It's me!,its me,2 +131251,467,53,Bart Simpson: Lisa?!,372000,TRUE,8,739,Bart Simpson,Springfield Park,Lisa?!,lisa,1 +131252,467,54,"Lisa Simpson: What, you can't stand the idea of a girl coaching a boys' baseball team?",373000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,"What, you can't stand the idea of a girl coaching a boys' baseball team?",what you cant stand the idea of a girl coaching a boys baseball team,14 +131253,467,55,"Bart Simpson: No, we can't stand the idea of someone who knows nothing about baseball coaching a baseball team.",378000,TRUE,8,739,Bart Simpson,Springfield Park,"No, we can't stand the idea of someone who knows nothing about baseball coaching a baseball team.",no we cant stand the idea of someone who knows nothing about baseball coaching a baseball team,17 +131254,467,56,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, there have been plenty of female managers in baseball! (PULLS OUT LIST AND READS) Connie Mack, Sandy Alomar, Terry Francona, Pinky Higgins--",383000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,"Hey, there have been plenty of female managers in baseball! Connie Mack, Sandy Alomar, Terry Francona, Pinky Higgins--",hey there have been plenty of female managers in baseball connie mack sandy alomar terry francona pinky higgins--,18 +131255,467,57,Nelson Muntz: Those are dudes!,392000,TRUE,101,739,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Park,Those are dudes!,those are dudes,3 +131256,467,58,"Lisa Simpson: Really?... They sound like... I mean... well, the thing... (EMBARRASSED NOISE)",394000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,"Really?... They sound like... I mean... well, the thing...",really they sound like i mean well the thing,9 +131257,467,59,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, bottom line: I need an extra-curricular activity, and no one else will coach you loveable losers.",398000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,"Okay, bottom line: I need an extra-curricular activity, and no one else will coach you loveable losers.",okay bottom line i need an extra-curricular activity and no one else will coach you loveable losers,17 +131258,467,60,Bart Simpson: We're not losers. Last year we finished six and five.,414000,TRUE,8,739,Bart Simpson,Springfield Park,We're not losers. Last year we finished six and five.,were not losers last year we finished six and five,10 +131259,467,61,Nelson Muntz: And we're not loveable. We had a tall freckled-faced kid on the team that we picked on till he quit.,417000,TRUE,101,739,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Park,And we're not loveable. We had a tall freckled-faced kid on the team that we picked on till he quit.,and were not loveable we had a tall freckled-faced kid on the team that we picked on till he quit,20 +131260,467,62,Nelson Muntz: Hey Splatter-face! How's the weather up there?,423000,TRUE,101,739,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Park,Hey Splatter-face! How's the weather up there?,hey splatter-face hows the weather up there,7 +131261,467,63,"Nelson Muntz: It's too bad 'cause he's a great hitter, but it's worth it.",427000,TRUE,101,739,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Park,"It's too bad 'cause he's a great hitter, but it's worth it.",its too bad cause hes a great hitter but its worth it,12 +131262,467,64,"Lisa Simpson: Look, if you want to play liability-insured baseball, I'm your only shot.",431000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,"Look, if you want to play liability-insured baseball, I'm your only shot.",look if you want to play liability-insured baseball im your only shot,12 +131263,467,65,"Bart Simpson: (SHRUGS) Fine, you can be our coach.",437000,TRUE,8,739,Bart Simpson,Springfield Park,"Fine, you can be our coach.",fine you can be our coach,6 +131264,467,66,Lisa Simpson: Thanks. You can be the free safety.,439000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,Thanks. You can be the free safety.,thanks you can be the free safety,7 +131265,467,67,Bart Simpson: Wrong sport.,441000,TRUE,8,739,Bart Simpson,Springfield Park,Wrong sport.,wrong sport,2 +131266,467,68,Lisa Simpson: I mean the point guard.,441000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,I mean the point guard.,i mean the point guard,5 +131267,467,69,Bart Simpson: Also wrong.,444000,TRUE,8,739,Bart Simpson,Springfield Park,Also wrong.,also wrong,2 +131268,467,70,Lisa Simpson: I'm gonna do a little research.,444000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,I'm gonna do a little research.,im gonna do a little research,6 +131269,467,71,"Bart Simpson: A little's not gonna be enough, honey pie.",446000,TRUE,8,739,Bart Simpson,Springfield Park,"A little's not gonna be enough, honey pie.",a littles not gonna be enough honey pie,8 +131270,467,72,Lisa Simpson: Don't call me honey pie.,448000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,Don't call me honey pie.,dont call me honey pie,5 +131271,467,73,"Bart Simpson: You got it, tootsie pop.",449000,TRUE,8,739,Bart Simpson,Springfield Park,"You got it, tootsie pop.",you got it tootsie pop,5 +131272,467,74,Lisa Simpson: (ANGRY NOISE),449000,FALSE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,NA,NA,NA +131273,467,75,"Nelson Muntz: Get a room, you two.",452000,TRUE,101,739,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Park,"Get a room, you two.",get a room you two,5 +131274,467,76,Lisa Simpson: We're brother and sister.,453000,TRUE,9,739,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Park,We're brother and sister.,were brother and sister,4 +131275,467,77,"Milhouse Van Houten: So are my parents, I think.",455000,TRUE,25,739,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Park,"So are my parents, I think.",so are my parents i think,6 +131276,467,78,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - day - establishing),460000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +131277,467,79,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, Dad.",460000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Dad.",hey dad,2 +131278,467,80,"Homer Simpson: (TIPSY) Hey pal, howya doin'?",462000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey pal, howya doin'?",hey pal howya doin,4 +131279,467,81,Lisa Simpson: Fine. I was hoping you and your friends could tell me something about baseball strategy.,463000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Fine. I was hoping you and your friends could tell me something about baseball strategy.,fine i was hoping you and your friends could tell me something about baseball strategy,15 +131280,467,82,"Moe Szyslak: The only thing I know about strategy is that whatever the manager does, it's wrong, unless it works, in which case he's a button-pusher.",468000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"The only thing I know about strategy is that whatever the manager does, it's wrong, unless it works, in which case he's a button-pusher.",the only thing i know about strategy is that whatever the manager does its wrong unless it works in which case hes a button-pusher,24 +131281,467,83,Lenny Leonard: I hate guys that just push buttons all day.,475000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,I hate guys that just push buttons all day.,i hate guys that just push buttons all day,9 +131282,467,84,Carl Carlson: You just push buttons all day.,477000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,You just push buttons all day.,you just push buttons all day,6 +131283,467,85,"Lenny Leonard: You know, ever since Obama came in, you've got all the answers, don't you?",479000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"You know, ever since Obama came in, you've got all the answers, don't you?",you know ever since obama came in youve got all the answers dont you,14 +131284,467,86,Lisa Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE) Does anyone here actually know anything about baseball?,483000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Does anyone here actually know anything about baseball?,does anyone here actually know anything about baseball,8 +131285,467,87,"Moe Szyslak: (NODS) Uh, the guys in that booth down there.",486000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Uh, the guys in that booth down there.",uh the guys in that booth down there,8 +131286,467,88,"Gary: As a pitcher, Cliff Lee is clearly superior to Zack (GRENKY) Grienke.",492000,TRUE,1188,15,Gary,Moe's Tavern,"As a pitcher, Cliff Lee is clearly superior to Zack Grienke.",as a pitcher cliff lee is clearly superior to zack grienke,11 +131287,467,89,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Uh yes, I completely agree, with the following colossal exception: before the fourth inning after a road loss in a domed stadium. Then it's good to be Grienke. Unless he's got a bunion, in which case he is notably ineffective. (FRINK NOISE)",496000,TRUE,442,15,Professor Jonathan Frink,Moe's Tavern,"Uh yes, I completely agree, with the following colossal exception: before the fourth inning after a road loss in a domed stadium. Then it's good to be Grienke. Unless he's got a bunion, in which case he is notably ineffective.",uh yes i completely agree with the following colossal exception before the fourth inning after a road loss in a domed stadium then its good to be grienke unless hes got a bunion in which case he is notably ineffective,40 +131288,467,90,"Lisa Simpson: Wow, I'm surprised you guys know so much about a sport.",507000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Wow, I'm surprised you guys know so much about a sport.",wow im surprised you guys know so much about a sport,11 +131316,467,118,(PRESS BOOTH: INT. PRESS BOOTH - CONTINUOUS),671000,FALSE,NA,3788,NA,PRESS BOOTH,NA,NA,NA +131380,467,182,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Hey, let's hold hands and skip inside!",950000,TRUE,2,232,Homer Simpson,STADIUM,"Hey, let's hold hands and skip inside!",hey lets hold hands and skip inside,7 +131289,467,91,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (PORTENTOUS) Oh Lisa, baseball is a game played by the dexterous but only understood by the Poin-dexterous. (CHUCKLE) Do you understand what I laid out there?",516000,TRUE,442,15,Professor Jonathan Frink,Moe's Tavern,"Oh Lisa, baseball is a game played by the dexterous but only understood by the Poin-dexterous. Do you understand what I laid out there?",oh lisa baseball is a game played by the dexterous but only understood by the poin-dexterous do you understand what i laid out there,24 +131290,467,92,Doug: The key to understanding the game is sabermetrics.,525000,TRUE,1187,15,Doug,Moe's Tavern,The key to understanding the game is sabermetrics.,the key to understanding the game is sabermetrics,8 +131291,467,93,Lisa Simpson: Huh?,528000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Huh?,huh,1 +131292,467,94,Professor Jonathan Frink: The field was developed by statistician Bill James...,529000,TRUE,442,15,Professor Jonathan Frink,Moe's Tavern,The field was developed by statistician Bill James...,the field was developed by statistician bill james,8 +131293,467,95,Bill James: I made baseball as fun as doing your taxes!,533000,TRUE,5689,15,Bill James,Moe's Tavern,I made baseball as fun as doing your taxes!,i made baseball as fun as doing your taxes,9 +131294,467,96,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Using sabermetrics, even an eight-year-old girl can run a ballclub with the sagacity of a Stengel and the single-mindedness of a Steinbrenner. I call it a Stein-stengel-(FRINK NOISE).",537000,TRUE,442,15,Professor Jonathan Frink,Moe's Tavern,"Using sabermetrics, even an eight-year-old girl can run a ballclub with the sagacity of a Stengel and the single-mindedness of a Steinbrenner. I call it a Stein-stengel-.",using sabermetrics even an eight-year-old girl can run a ballclub with the sagacity of a stengel and the single-mindedness of a steinbrenner i call it a stein-stengel-,27 +131295,467,97,"Lisa Simpson: Thanks, guys.",545000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Thanks, guys.",thanks guys,2 +131296,467,98,"Moe Szyslak: (ANNOYED) Hey, speaking of stats, I'm none too pleased about your ratio of ""seats occupied"" to ""beers ordered.""",552000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, speaking of stats, I'm none too pleased about your ratio of ""seats occupied"" to ""beers ordered.""",hey speaking of stats im none too pleased about your ratio of seats occupied to beers ordered,17 +131297,467,99,Gary: You mean our SOBO? Let's calculate it now!,558000,TRUE,1188,15,Gary,Moe's Tavern,You mean our SOBO? Let's calculate it now!,you mean our sobo lets calculate it now,8 +131298,467,100,Doug: (CALCULATING NOISES),558000,FALSE,1187,15,Doug,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +131299,467,101,Doug: What's the conversion factor for ginger beer?,564000,TRUE,1187,15,Doug,Moe's Tavern,What's the conversion factor for ginger beer?,whats the conversion factor for ginger beer,7 +131300,467,102,"Gary: (""DUH"") Refreshingness over effervescence.",567000,TRUE,1188,15,Gary,Moe's Tavern,Refreshingness over effervescence.,refreshingness over effervescence,3 +131301,467,103,Benjamin: Plus or minus tang.,570000,TRUE,1189,15,Benjamin,Moe's Tavern,Plus or minus tang.,plus or minus tang,4 +131302,467,104,Moe Szyslak: (RUEFUL) Why did I advertise my drink specials in Scientific American?,571000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Why did I advertise my drink specials in Scientific American?,why did i advertise my drink specials in scientific american,10 +131303,467,105,Professor Jonathan Frink: I can think of three reasons. First of all you...,576000,TRUE,442,15,Professor Jonathan Frink,Moe's Tavern,I can think of three reasons. First of all you...,i can think of three reasons first of all you,10 +131304,467,106,Moe Szyslak: Shut up.,577000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Shut up.,shut up,2 +131305,467,107,(ISOTOTS STADIUM: ext. isotots stadium - day - establishing),579000,FALSE,NA,3787,NA,ISOTOTS STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +131306,467,108,"Baseball Announcer: So we're one-one in the third, and Isotot manager Lisa Simpson rearranges her defense one more time. I haven't see this many books in a dugout since Albert Einstein went canoeing.",579000,TRUE,1046,3787,Baseball Announcer,ISOTOTS STADIUM,"So we're one-one in the third, and Isotot manager Lisa Simpson rearranges her defense one more time. I haven't see this many books in a dugout since Albert Einstein went canoeing.",so were one-one in the third and isotot manager lisa simpson rearranges her defense one more time i havent see this many books in a dugout since albert einstein went canoeing,31 +131307,467,109,Lisa Simpson: Everyone shift towards right!,593000,TRUE,9,3787,Lisa Simpson,ISOTOTS STADIUM,Everyone shift towards right!,everyone shift towards right,4 +131308,467,110,Crowd: (PUZZLED NOISE),593000,FALSE,75,3787,Crowd,ISOTOTS STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +131309,467,111,Ralph Wiggum: I caught a white apple!,601000,TRUE,119,3787,Ralph Wiggum,ISOTOTS STADIUM,I caught a white apple!,i caught a white apple,5 +131310,467,112,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, everyone study two-out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten-free crackers.",636000,TRUE,9,3787,Lisa Simpson,ISOTOTS STADIUM,"Okay, everyone study two-out situations, count management, and I'll be back with some gluten-free crackers.",okay everyone study two-out situations count management and ill be back with some gluten-free crackers,15 +131311,467,113,Milhouse Van Houten: (SHOCKED GASP) Your spreadsheets!,644000,TRUE,25,3787,Milhouse Van Houten,ISOTOTS STADIUM,Your spreadsheets!,your spreadsheets,2 +131312,467,114,"Bart Simpson: My stupid sister's taken the fun out of baseball. What happened to stealing bases, the suicide squeeze, throwin' a little chin music?",646000,TRUE,8,3787,Bart Simpson,ISOTOTS STADIUM,"My stupid sister's taken the fun out of baseball. What happened to stealing bases, the suicide squeeze, throwin' a little chin music?",my stupid sisters taken the fun out of baseball what happened to stealing bases the suicide squeeze throwin a little chin music,22 +131313,467,115,"Nelson Muntz: We're no longer cellar dwellers. (EMBARRASSED) Well, the team isn't.",653000,TRUE,101,3787,Nelson Muntz,ISOTOTS STADIUM,"We're no longer cellar dwellers. Well, the team isn't.",were no longer cellar dwellers well the team isnt,9 +131314,467,116,"Bart Simpson: This isn't the game I grew up with, the game played in the misty ballparks of Enron Field, or Pac Bell, then S.B.C., now A. T. and T. Park. And from now on, I'm gonna play my game.",658000,TRUE,8,3787,Bart Simpson,ISOTOTS STADIUM,"This isn't the game I grew up with, the game played in the misty ballparks of Enron Field, or Pac Bell, then S.B.C., now A. T. and T. Park. And from now on, I'm gonna play my game.",this isnt the game i grew up with the game played in the misty ballparks of enron field or pac bell then sbc now a t and t park and from now on im gonna play my game,38 +131317,467,119,"Baseball Announcer: Bart Simpson on deck, his bat's just hungering for a homer like Chronos for his children. Speaking of Homer, Bart's father's name is, you guessed it, not on my fact sheet.",671000,TRUE,1046,3788,Baseball Announcer,PRESS BOOTH,"Bart Simpson on deck, his bat's just hungering for a homer like Chronos for his children. Speaking of Homer, Bart's father's name is, you guessed it, not on my fact sheet.",bart simpson on deck his bats just hungering for a homer like chronos for his children speaking of homer barts fathers name is you guessed it not on my fact sheet,31 +131318,467,120,(ON DECK CIRCLE: ext. ON DECK CIRCLE - DAY),684000,FALSE,NA,3789,NA,ON DECK CIRCLE,NA,NA,NA +131319,467,121,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, this guy's walked the last two batters, and if he walks you, we win the game. Don't swing at anything!",684000,TRUE,9,3789,Lisa Simpson,ON DECK CIRCLE,"Bart, this guy's walked the last two batters, and if he walks you, we win the game. Don't swing at anything!",bart this guys walked the last two batters and if he walks you we win the game dont swing at anything,21 +131320,467,122,Bart Simpson: But I'm on a hot streak.,691000,TRUE,8,3789,Bart Simpson,ON DECK CIRCLE,But I'm on a hot streak.,but im on a hot streak,6 +131321,467,123,Lisa Simpson: Hot streaks are a statistical illusion.,694000,TRUE,9,3789,Lisa Simpson,ON DECK CIRCLE,Hot streaks are a statistical illusion.,hot streaks are a statistical illusion,6 +131322,467,124,Bart Simpson: (TAKES PRACTICE SWING) I wish you were a statistical illusion.,696000,TRUE,8,3789,Bart Simpson,ON DECK CIRCLE,I wish you were a statistical illusion.,i wish you were a statistical illusion,7 +131323,467,125,"Lisa Simpson: Well, there's a ninety-seven percent chance I'm not, so do what I say.",698000,TRUE,9,3789,Lisa Simpson,ON DECK CIRCLE,"Well, there's a ninety-seven percent chance I'm not, so do what I say.",well theres a ninety-seven percent chance im not so do what i say,13 +131324,467,126,Umpire: Ball one!,708000,TRUE,737,3789,Umpire,ON DECK CIRCLE,Ball one!,ball one,2 +131325,467,127,Umpire: Ball two!,712000,TRUE,737,3789,Umpire,ON DECK CIRCLE,Ball two!,ball two,2 +131326,467,128,Lisa Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Don't swing.,713000,TRUE,9,3789,Lisa Simpson,ON DECK CIRCLE,Don't swing.,dont swing,2 +131327,467,129,(Field: Ext. field - continuous),717000,FALSE,NA,677,NA,Field,NA,NA,NA +131328,467,130,Ball: (LISA VOICE) I've ruined your favorite thing!,717000,TRUE,5690,677,Ball,Field,I've ruined your favorite thing!,ive ruined your favorite thing,5 +131329,467,131,Bart Simpson: (FURIOUS ROAR),717000,FALSE,8,677,Bart Simpson,Field,NA,NA,NA +131330,467,132,Crowd: (ENTHUSIASTIC ROAR),717000,FALSE,75,677,Crowd,Field,NA,NA,NA +131331,467,133,Teammates: Bart! Bart! Bart!,719000,TRUE,5691,677,Teammates,Field,Bart! Bart! Bart!,bart bart bart,3 +131332,467,134,Lisa Simpson: You disobeyed your manager!,740000,TRUE,9,677,Lisa Simpson,Field,You disobeyed your manager!,you disobeyed your manager,4 +131333,467,135,Bart Simpson: So what? We won.,742000,TRUE,8,677,Bart Simpson,Field,So what? We won.,so what we won,4 +131334,467,136,Teammates: Bart! Bart! Bart!,744000,TRUE,5691,677,Teammates,Field,Bart! Bart! Bart!,bart bart bart,3 +131335,467,137,"Lisa Simpson: Here's what: you're off the team! Get him outta here, boys.",746000,TRUE,9,677,Lisa Simpson,Field,"Here's what: you're off the team! Get him outta here, boys.",heres what youre off the team get him outta here boys,11 +131336,467,138,"Teammates: (SADLY CHANTING) Conflicted, conflicted, conflicted.",751000,TRUE,5691,677,Teammates,Field,"Conflicted, conflicted, conflicted.",conflicted conflicted conflicted,3 +131337,467,139,(Luigi's: Ext. Luigi's - day),767000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +131338,467,140,"Lisa Simpson: C'mon, guys. I had to get rid of Bart.",767000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,"C'mon, guys. I had to get rid of Bart.",cmon guys i had to get rid of bart,9 +131339,467,141,Nelson Muntz: But he socked a walk-off dinger!,770000,TRUE,101,1186,Nelson Muntz,Luigi's,But he socked a walk-off dinger!,but he socked a walk-off dinger,6 +131340,467,142,Lisa Simpson: That dinger was a fluke! Not that I have to defend myself to you. Managers manage and players play.,772000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,That dinger was a fluke! Not that I have to defend myself to you. Managers manage and players play.,that dinger was a fluke not that i have to defend myself to you managers manage and players play,19 +131341,467,143,Ralph Wiggum: Do alligators alligate?,778000,TRUE,119,1186,Ralph Wiggum,Luigi's,Do alligators alligate?,do alligators alligate,3 +131342,467,144,Lisa Simpson: (EXASPERATED) I don't know... yes.,780000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,I don't know... yes.,i dont know yes,4 +131343,467,145,Ralph Wiggum: I'm scared.,781000,TRUE,119,1186,Ralph Wiggum,Luigi's,I'm scared.,im scared,2 +131344,467,146,(Simpson Home: EXT. Simpson house - ESTABLISHING - evening),786000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131345,467,147,"Bart Simpson: Here's my uniform, since I won't be needing it any more!",786000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Here's my uniform, since I won't be needing it any more!",heres my uniform since i wont be needing it any more,11 +131346,467,148,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Underpants dinner!,790000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo hoo! Underpants dinner!,woo hoo underpants dinner,4 +131347,467,149,Marge Simpson: No it's not!,791000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No it's not!,no its not,3 +131348,467,150,Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN),791000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131349,467,151,"Bart Simpson: You know, Lis, I'm glad I'm not playing baseball anymore. I think I'm more interested in (POINTED) soccer!",795000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know, Lis, I'm glad I'm not playing baseball anymore. I think I'm more interested in soccer!",you know lis im glad im not playing baseball anymore i think im more interested in soccer,17 +131350,467,152,Lisa Simpson: (AD-LIB KICK-FIGHTING),795000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131351,467,153,Marge Simpson: Cut it out! You're upsetting the gravy boat!,806000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Cut it out! You're upsetting the gravy boat!,cut it out youre upsetting the gravy boat,8 +131352,467,154,Homer Simpson: I'll put a stop to this nonsense!,809000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll put a stop to this nonsense!,ill put a stop to this nonsense,7 +131547,468,108,"Man: (BRITISH ACCENT, RASPY) Bless you.",515000,TRUE,311,3796,Man,SAILBOAT,Bless you.,bless you,2 +131353,467,155,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, can't you let your brother back on the team? Fly balls and fungoes come and go, but family is forever.",813000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, can't you let your brother back on the team? Fly balls and fungoes come and go, but family is forever.",lisa cant you let your brother back on the team fly balls and fungoes come and go but family is forever,21 +131354,467,156,"Homer Simpson: Sorry Marge, I gotta call bullcrap on that. The '69 Mets will live on forever, but you think anyone cares about Ron Swoboda's wife and kids? Not me -- and, I assume, not Ron Swoboda!",821000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sorry Marge, I gotta call bullcrap on that. The '69 Mets will live on forever, but you think anyone cares about Ron Swoboda's wife and kids? Not me -- and, I assume, not Ron Swoboda!",sorry marge i gotta call bullcrap on that the 69 mets will live on forever but you think anyone cares about ron swobodas wife and kids not me -- and i assume not ron swoboda,35 +131355,467,157,Marge Simpson: What about Bart's feelings?,832000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What about Bart's feelings?,what about barts feelings,4 +131356,467,158,"Homer Simpson: Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles.",834000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Boys don't have feelings, they have muscles.",boys dont have feelings they have muscles,7 +131357,467,159,Marge Simpson: Why do you say such ridiculous things?,836000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why do you say such ridiculous things?,why do you say such ridiculous things,7 +131358,467,160,"Homer Simpson: They sound good in my brain, then my tongue makes not the words sound very good, formally.",839000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"They sound good in my brain, then my tongue makes not the words sound very good, formally.",they sound good in my brain then my tongue makes not the words sound very good formally,17 +131359,467,161,"Marge Simpson: (READS) ""Mama Bear said 'I'm sure Sister Bear will come to her senses.'""",856000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Mama Bear said 'I'm sure Sister Bear will come to her senses.',mama bear said im sure sister bear will come to her senses,12 +131360,467,162,(Lisa's Bedroom: int. lisa's room - continuous),856000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +131361,467,163,Homer Simpson: ...Then Pete Rose plowed into his friend Ray Fosse...,856000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,...Then Pete Rose plowed into his friend Ray Fosse...,then pete rose plowed into his friend ray fosse,9 +131362,467,164,"Marge Simpson: Brother Bear said ""Sister Bear is inconsiderate.""",856000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Brother Bear said ""Sister Bear is inconsiderate.""",brother bear said sister bear is inconsiderate,7 +131363,467,165,Homer Simpson: (SIMULTANEOUS WITH THE ABOVE) ...dislocating Fosse's shoulder in a meaningless game...,856000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,...dislocating Fosse's shoulder in a meaningless game...,dislocating fosses shoulder in a meaningless game,7 +131364,467,166,"Homer Simpson: (LOUDER) ...He had earned the nickname ""Charlie Hustle...""",856000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"...He had earned the nickname ""Charlie Hustle...""",he had earned the nickname charlie hustle,7 +131365,467,167,"Ned Flanders: Excuse me! With all this racket, my boys can't get their sixteen hours sleep.",856000,TRUE,11,98,Ned Flanders,Lisa's Bedroom,"Excuse me! With all this racket, my boys can't get their sixteen hours sleep.",excuse me with all this racket my boys cant get their sixteen hours sleep,14 +131366,467,168,(Little League Field: ext. little league field - day),888000,FALSE,NA,3262,NA,Little League Field,NA,NA,NA +131367,467,169,"Lisa Simpson: ...So because of your on-base percentage, Nelson, you're the new leadoff hitter. Questions?",888000,TRUE,9,3262,Lisa Simpson,Little League Field,"...So because of your on-base percentage, Nelson, you're the new leadoff hitter. Questions?",so because of your on-base percentage nelson youre the new leadoff hitter questions,13 +131368,467,170,Ralph Wiggum: When's Bart coming back?,892000,TRUE,119,3262,Ralph Wiggum,Little League Field,When's Bart coming back?,whens bart coming back,4 +131369,467,171,Lisa Simpson: He's not! He thought he was better than the laws of probability. Anyone else think he's better than the laws of probability?,894000,TRUE,9,3262,Lisa Simpson,Little League Field,He's not! He thought he was better than the laws of probability. Anyone else think he's better than the laws of probability?,hes not he thought he was better than the laws of probability anyone else think hes better than the laws of probability,22 +131370,467,172,"Lisa Simpson: Well, you're not!",902000,TRUE,9,3262,Lisa Simpson,Little League Field,"Well, you're not!",well youre not,3 +131371,467,173,(BROADCASTERS' BOOTH: INT. BROADCASTERS' BOOTH - day),904000,FALSE,NA,3790,NA,BROADCASTERS' BOOTH,NA,NA,NA +131372,467,174,"Baseball Announcer: With me here in the booth is brand new color commentator and former Isotots great, Bart Simpson! Bart, do you miss the game?",904000,TRUE,1046,3790,Baseball Announcer,BROADCASTERS' BOOTH,"With me here in the booth is brand new color commentator and former Isotots great, Bart Simpson! Bart, do you miss the game?",with me here in the booth is brand new color commentator and former isotots great bart simpson bart do you miss the game,23 +131373,467,175,"Bart Simpson: No, no, no, no. I got a lot goin' on.",912000,TRUE,8,3790,Bart Simpson,BROADCASTERS' BOOTH,"No, no, no, no. I got a lot goin' on.",no no no no i got a lot goin on,10 +131374,467,176,Baseball Announcer: I'm sure you do.,915000,TRUE,1046,3790,Baseball Announcer,BROADCASTERS' BOOTH,I'm sure you do.,im sure you do,4 +131375,467,177,Baseball Announcer: (EXCITED) Milhouse hits a frozen rope just past the diving shortstop...,917000,TRUE,1046,3790,Baseball Announcer,BROADCASTERS' BOOTH,Milhouse hits a frozen rope just past the diving shortstop...,milhouse hits a frozen rope just past the diving shortstop,10 +131376,467,178,Baseball Announcer: There's a play at the plate! He's... safe! And that's all she wrote! It's a triumph of number-crunching over the human spirit! And it's about time!,921000,TRUE,1046,3790,Baseball Announcer,BROADCASTERS' BOOTH,There's a play at the plate! He's... safe! And that's all she wrote! It's a triumph of number-crunching over the human spirit! And it's about time!,theres a play at the plate hes safe and thats all she wrote its a triumph of number-crunching over the human spirit and its about time,26 +131377,467,179,(Capital City Stadium: EXT. capital city stadium - day),948000,FALSE,NA,2873,NA,Capital City Stadium,NA,NA,NA +131378,467,180,(STADIUM: ext. stadium - players and coaches entrance - day),948000,FALSE,NA,232,NA,STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +131379,467,181,"Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) Look, Dad! ""Players and Coaches' Entrance!""",948000,TRUE,9,232,Lisa Simpson,STADIUM,"Look, Dad! ""Players and Coaches' Entrance!""",look dad players and coaches entrance,6 +131381,467,183,"Bart Simpson: (SULLEN) Well, let's go to the bleachers. I brought an air horn and a megaphone.",956000,TRUE,8,232,Bart Simpson,STADIUM,"Well, let's go to the bleachers. I brought an air horn and a megaphone.",well lets go to the bleachers i brought an air horn and a megaphone,14 +131382,467,184,Bart Simpson: Testing...,961000,TRUE,8,232,Bart Simpson,STADIUM,Testing...,testing,1 +131383,467,185,"Marge Simpson: Actually, I'm taking you on a ""special little guy super happy fun"" day!",965000,TRUE,1,232,Marge Simpson,STADIUM,"Actually, I'm taking you on a ""special little guy super happy fun"" day!",actually im taking you on a special little guy super happy fun day,13 +131384,467,186,Bart Simpson: Are you taking me to the dentist?,970000,TRUE,8,232,Bart Simpson,STADIUM,Are you taking me to the dentist?,are you taking me to the dentist,7 +131385,467,187,Marge Simpson: You're not going to the dentist!,972000,TRUE,1,232,Marge Simpson,STADIUM,You're not going to the dentist!,youre not going to the dentist,6 +131386,467,188,(Various Locations Around Capital City: EXT. VARIOUS LOCATIONS AROUND CAPITAL CITY),978000,FALSE,NA,3791,NA,Various Locations Around Capital City,NA,NA,NA +131387,467,189,(Amusement Park: EXT. AMUSEMENT PARK - DAY),978000,FALSE,NA,354,NA,Amusement Park,NA,NA,NA +131388,467,190,"Bart Simpson: Y'know Mom, after only seven hours in this amusement park, I'm finally enjoying myself. I'm actually starting to forget about...",978000,TRUE,8,354,Bart Simpson,Amusement Park,"Y'know Mom, after only seven hours in this amusement park, I'm finally enjoying myself. I'm actually starting to forget about...",yknow mom after only seven hours in this amusement park im finally enjoying myself im actually starting to forget about,20 +131389,467,191,Marge Simpson: Lisa? (LISTENS) She wants to talk to you. (HANDS PHONE TO BART),985000,TRUE,1,354,Marge Simpson,Amusement Park,Lisa? She wants to talk to you.,lisa she wants to talk to you,7 +131390,467,192,Bart Simpson: (PERFUNCTORY) Hey Lis.,988000,TRUE,8,354,Bart Simpson,Amusement Park,Hey Lis.,hey lis,2 +131391,467,193,Lisa Simpson: I need you! Ralph can't play 'cause he's too juiced.,989000,TRUE,9,354,Lisa Simpson,Amusement Park,I need you! Ralph can't play 'cause he's too juiced.,i need you ralph cant play cause hes too juiced,10 +131392,467,194,Ralph Wiggum: I didn't know what I was putting into my body.,994000,TRUE,119,354,Ralph Wiggum,Amusement Park,I didn't know what I was putting into my body.,i didnt know what i was putting into my body,10 +131393,467,195,"Bart Simpson: Sorry sis, I've moved on, and my days of listening to my manager are over.",999000,TRUE,8,354,Bart Simpson,Amusement Park,"Sorry sis, I've moved on, and my days of listening to my manager are over.",sorry sis ive moved on and my days of listening to my manager are over,15 +131394,467,196,"Mike Scioscia: Son, you should always listen to your manager.",1003000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,"Son, you should always listen to your manager.",son you should always listen to your manager,8 +131395,467,197,Marge Simpson: (HUGE GASP) Mike Scioscia! Didn't you get radiation poisoning working at the Springfield Nuclear Plant?,1006000,TRUE,1,354,Marge Simpson,Amusement Park,Mike Scioscia! Didn't you get radiation poisoning working at the Springfield Nuclear Plant?,mike scioscia didnt you get radiation poisoning working at the springfield nuclear plant,13 +131396,467,198,Mike Scioscia: I sure did -- and it gave me super-managing powers! (SADLY) I also demagnetize credit cards.,1012000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,I sure did -- and it gave me super-managing powers! I also demagnetize credit cards.,i sure did -- and it gave me super-managing powers i also demagnetize credit cards,15 +131397,467,199,"Mike Scioscia: Bart, I have two pieces of advice. First, keep your arms in the damn car.",1018000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,"Bart, I have two pieces of advice. First, keep your arms in the damn car.",bart i have two pieces of advice first keep your arms in the damn car,15 +131398,467,200,"Mike Scioscia: Secondly, I don't care if your manager is your sister, Dick Drago's mustache, or Oscar Gamble's afro! A player should always listen to his skipper -- that's how I got these three World Series rings.",1024000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,"Secondly, I don't care if your manager is your sister, Dick Drago's mustache, or Oscar Gamble's afro! A player should always listen to his skipper -- that's how I got these three World Series rings.",secondly i dont care if your manager is your sister dick dragos mustache or oscar gambles afro a player should always listen to his skipper -- thats how i got these three world series rings,35 +131399,467,201,"Mike Scioscia: Never mind that -- I'll win more. But you owe it to your sister, and the great game of baseball-- (SEES CAMERA) wacky face for the camera!",1037000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,"Never mind that -- I'll win more. But you owe it to your sister, and the great game of baseball-- wacky face for the camera!",never mind that -- ill win more but you owe it to your sister and the great game of baseball-- wacky face for the camera,25 +131400,467,202,"Mike Scioscia: ...to go back and help your team. Now, who wants funnel cake?",1044000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,"...to go back and help your team. Now, who wants funnel cake?",to go back and help your team now who wants funnel cake,12 +131401,467,203,"Mike Scioscia: (MANAGING) You got some great raw ingredients, kid. Open up your stance a little. (SUDDENLY ANGRY) Wrong, wrong, wrong!",1049000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,"You got some great raw ingredients, kid. Open up your stance a little. Wrong, wrong, wrong!",you got some great raw ingredients kid open up your stance a little wrong wrong wrong,16 +131402,467,204,Mike Scioscia: That's okay. You just didn't have it today.,1056000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,That's okay. You just didn't have it today.,thats okay you just didnt have it today,8 +131403,467,205,Funnel Cake Man: Not everything's baseball.,1059000,TRUE,5692,354,Funnel Cake Man,Amusement Park,Not everything's baseball.,not everythings baseball,3 +131404,467,206,Mike Scioscia: Yes it is.,1061000,TRUE,741,354,Mike Scioscia,Amusement Park,Yes it is.,yes it is,3 +131405,467,207,(Capital City Stadium: ext. capital city stadium - day),1065000,FALSE,NA,2873,NA,Capital City Stadium,NA,NA,NA +131406,467,208,Lisa Simpson: What am I gonna do? I need a pinch-runner with speed!,1065000,TRUE,9,2873,Lisa Simpson,Capital City Stadium,What am I gonna do? I need a pinch-runner with speed!,what am i gonna do i need a pinch-runner with speed,11 +131407,467,209,Milhouse Van Houten: (VOLUNTEERING) How about a benchwarmer who's afraid of puppets?,1070000,TRUE,25,2873,Milhouse Van Houten,Capital City Stadium,How about a benchwarmer who's afraid of puppets?,how about a benchwarmer whos afraid of puppets,8 +131408,467,210,Bart Simpson: Did someone order a happy ending?,1073000,TRUE,8,2873,Bart Simpson,Capital City Stadium,Did someone order a happy ending?,did someone order a happy ending,6 +131409,467,211,Lisa Simpson: Bart!,1076000,TRUE,9,2873,Lisa Simpson,Capital City Stadium,Bart!,bart,1 +131410,467,212,Lisa Simpson: (INSPIRATIONAL) Now get out there a kick a field goal! (SMILES) Kidding!,1078000,TRUE,9,2873,Lisa Simpson,Capital City Stadium,Now get out there a kick a field goal! Kidding!,now get out there a kick a field goal kidding,10 +131411,467,213,(Capital City: ext. capital city - inside the stadium - day),1085000,FALSE,NA,239,NA,Capital City,NA,NA,NA +131412,467,214,"Baseball Announcer: ...and that's why anyone who invested with Lenny Dykstra really should call that number. Lawyers are standing by. Simpson on first... taking a big lead... oh, looks like he's gonna swipe the bag.",1085000,TRUE,1046,239,Baseball Announcer,Capital City,"...and that's why anyone who invested with Lenny Dykstra really should call that number. Lawyers are standing by. Simpson on first... taking a big lead... oh, looks like he's gonna swipe the bag.",and thats why anyone who invested with lenny dykstra really should call that number lawyers are standing by simpson on first taking a big lead oh looks like hes gonna swipe the bag,33 +131413,467,215,"Lisa Simpson: (TO SELF, TENSE) No! No, don't steal!",1096000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,"No! No, don't steal!",no no dont steal,4 +131414,467,216,Crowd: (ROAR OF EXCITEMENT),1096000,FALSE,75,239,Crowd,Capital City,NA,NA,NA +131415,467,217,Baseball Announcer: And there he goes!,1110000,TRUE,1046,239,Baseball Announcer,Capital City,And there he goes!,and there he goes,4 +131416,467,218,Baseball Announcer: He's stealing third!...,1119000,TRUE,1046,239,Baseball Announcer,Capital City,He's stealing third!...,hes stealing third,3 +131417,467,219,"Lisa Simpson: (TO SELF) Okay, okay, he's stolen third. But surely that's the limit of his cockiness...",1122000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,"Okay, okay, he's stolen third. But surely that's the limit of his cockiness...",okay okay hes stolen third but surely thats the limit of his cockiness,13 +131418,467,220,Bart Simpson: (BOOMING VOICE) I'm stealing home!,1127000,TRUE,8,239,Bart Simpson,Capital City,I'm stealing home!,im stealing home,3 +131419,467,221,Lisa Simpson: No! The computer says it's statistically impossible!,1129000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,No! The computer says it's statistically impossible!,no the computer says its statistically impossible,7 +131420,467,222,C. Montgomery Burns: Bah! Computers! They'll never replace my Huffnagle autocollator!,1134000,TRUE,15,239,C. Montgomery Burns,Capital City,Bah! Computers! They'll never replace my Huffnagle autocollator!,bah computers theyll never replace my huffnagle autocollator,8 +131421,467,223,"C. Montgomery Burns: Crank it, Smithers! Crank it!",1138000,TRUE,15,239,C. Montgomery Burns,Capital City,"Crank it, Smithers! Crank it!",crank it smithers crank it,5 +131422,467,224,"Waylon Smithers: It's, uh, seizing up, sir.",1139000,TRUE,14,239,Waylon Smithers,Capital City,"It's, uh, seizing up, sir.",its uh seizing up sir,5 +131423,467,225,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, well apply more goose grease!",1141000,TRUE,15,239,C. Montgomery Burns,Capital City,"Yes, well apply more goose grease!",yes well apply more goose grease,6 +131424,467,226,"Lisa Simpson: (ANGER TURNING TO EXCITEMENT) Stealing home. It's so impossible. It's against every sensible instinct... it's, it's...",1146000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,"Stealing home. It's so impossible. It's against every sensible instinct... it's, it's...",stealing home its so impossible its against every sensible instinct its its,12 +131425,467,227,"Lisa Simpson: It's the most exciting play in baseball! Go, Bart!",1160000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,"It's the most exciting play in baseball! Go, Bart!",its the most exciting play in baseball go bart,9 +131426,467,228,"Homer Simpson: If he makes it, that's my son!",1167000,TRUE,2,239,Homer Simpson,Capital City,"If he makes it, that's my son!",if he makes it thats my son,7 +131427,467,229,Umpire: Yer out!,1176000,TRUE,737,239,Umpire,Capital City,Yer out!,yer out,2 +131428,467,230,Crowd: (GASP),1176000,FALSE,75,239,Crowd,Capital City,NA,NA,NA +131429,467,231,"Baseball Announcer: The Isotots lose! Now to begin my off-season job: follow-home robberies. I'll see you in the parking lot, but you won't see me, (PULLS OFF HEADPHONES, PULLS OUT HOOD AND PUTS IT ON) until it's too late.",1176000,TRUE,1046,239,Baseball Announcer,Capital City,"The Isotots lose! Now to begin my off-season job: follow-home robberies. I'll see you in the parking lot, but you won't see me, until it's too late.",the isotots lose now to begin my off-season job follow-home robberies ill see you in the parking lot but you wont see me until its too late,27 +131430,467,232,Homer Simpson: You stink!,1191000,TRUE,2,239,Homer Simpson,Capital City,You stink!,you stink,2 +131431,467,233,Bart Simpson: Did I make it?,1191000,TRUE,8,239,Bart Simpson,Capital City,Did I make it?,did i make it,4 +131432,467,234,"Lisa Simpson: No. But you did do something. You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game beaten in excitement only by every other sport.",1197000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,"No. But you did do something. You made me love baseball. Not as a collection of numbers, but as an unpredictable, passionate game beaten in excitement only by every other sport.",no but you did do something you made me love baseball not as a collection of numbers but as an unpredictable passionate game beaten in excitement only by every other sport,31 +131433,467,235,Bart Simpson: (HANGS HEAD) I guess your computer was right.,1211000,TRUE,8,239,Bart Simpson,Capital City,I guess your computer was right.,i guess your computer was right,6 +131434,467,236,"Lisa Simpson: Maybe it was, but according to my calculations, you're a great brother fifty-one percent of the time.",1213000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,"Maybe it was, but according to my calculations, you're a great brother fifty-one percent of the time.",maybe it was but according to my calculations youre a great brother fifty-one percent of the time,17 +131435,467,237,"Bart Simpson: And according to my gut, you're okay too.",1219000,TRUE,8,239,Bart Simpson,Capital City,"And according to my gut, you're okay too.",and according to my gut youre okay too,8 +131436,467,238,Lisa Simpson: Can you put a number on it?,1222000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,Can you put a number on it?,can you put a number on it,7 +131437,467,239,Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED) Awww...,1227000,TRUE,9,239,Lisa Simpson,Capital City,Awww...,awww,1 +131438,467,240,Teammates: (CHANTING) Conflict resolved! Conflict resolved! Conflict resolved!,1232000,TRUE,5691,239,Teammates,Capital City,Conflict resolved! Conflict resolved! Conflict resolved!,conflict resolved conflict resolved conflict resolved,6 +131439,468,0,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - Bart's bedroom - day),16000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131440,468,1,Milhouse Van Houten: (ZII WAND-WIELDING GRUNTS),16000,FALSE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131441,468,2,Bart Simpson: (URGENT) Milhouse! Do we have enough points for a weapons upgrade?,16000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Milhouse! Do we have enough points for a weapons upgrade?,milhouse do we have enough points for a weapons upgrade,10 +131442,468,3,"Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, we really racked 'em up eating all those elf babies.",107000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Yeah, we really racked 'em up eating all those elf babies.",yeah we really racked em up eating all those elf babies,11 +131443,468,4,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Nothing beats a weapon made of weapons!,110000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Nothing beats a weapon made of weapons!,nothing beats a weapon made of weapons,7 +131444,468,5,Zombies: (HIDEOUS PAINED DYING NOISES),110000,FALSE,895,5,Zombies,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131445,468,6,Marge Simpson: This is that videogame Reverend Lovejoy said you shouldn't play!,116000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This is that videogame Reverend Lovejoy said you shouldn't play!,this is that videogame reverend lovejoy said you shouldnt play,10 +131446,468,7,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well, he's playing it right now.",119000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Well, he's playing it right now.",well hes playing it right now,6 +131447,468,8,Rev. Lovejoy Avatar: Slay the wounded!,121000,TRUE,5693,5,Rev. Lovejoy Avatar,Simpson Home,Slay the wounded!,slay the wounded,3 +131448,468,9,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR) I still think it's too violent.,123000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I still think it's too violent.,i still think its too violent,6 +131449,468,10,Bart Simpson: It's a game. We're not hurtin' anybody.,125000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's a game. We're not hurtin' anybody.,its a game were not hurtin anybody,7 +131450,468,11,Milhouse Van Houten: My non-lazy eye!,128000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,My non-lazy eye!,my non-lazy eye,3 +131451,468,12,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),128000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131452,468,13,Marge Simpson: These classic board games are fun and safe.,131000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,These classic board games are fun and safe.,these classic board games are fun and safe,8 +131453,468,14,Milhouse Van Houten: My other eye!,137000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,My other eye!,my other eye,3 +131454,468,15,(ATTIC: int. attic - day - later),140000,FALSE,NA,1067,NA,ATTIC,NA,NA,NA +131455,468,16,"Bart Simpson: So which of these ""bored lames"" shall we play? Taffyland?",140000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,"So which of these ""bored lames"" shall we play? Taffyland?",so which of these bored lames shall we play taffyland,10 +131456,468,17,Milhouse Van Houten: Drops And Risers?,144000,TRUE,25,1067,Milhouse Van Houten,ATTIC,Drops And Risers?,drops and risers,3 +131457,468,18,Bart Simpson: Consternation?,145000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,Consternation?,consternation,1 +131458,468,19,Milhouse Van Houten: Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos?,146000,TRUE,25,1067,Milhouse Van Houten,ATTIC,Ravenous Ravenous Rhinos?,ravenous ravenous rhinos,3 +131459,468,20,Bart Simpson: Mousecatch?,147000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,Mousecatch?,mousecatch,1 +131460,468,21,Milhouse Van Houten: Battleboat?,147000,TRUE,25,1067,Milhouse Van Houten,ATTIC,Battleboat?,battleboat,1 +131461,468,22,Bart Simpson: Funopoly?,149000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,Funopoly?,funopoly,1 +131462,468,23,Milhouse Van Houten: Crate of Apes?,149000,TRUE,25,1067,Milhouse Van Houten,ATTIC,Crate of Apes?,crate of apes,3 +131463,468,24,Bart Simpson: Yahtzu?,150000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,Yahtzu?,yahtzu,1 +131464,468,25,Milhouse Van Houten: Tiddlywonks?,150000,TRUE,25,1067,Milhouse Van Houten,ATTIC,Tiddlywonks?,tiddlywonks,1 +131465,468,26,"Bart Simpson: (NOTICING SOMETHING) Hey, I've never seen this one before.",151000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,"Hey, I've never seen this one before.",hey ive never seen this one before,7 +131466,468,27,Milhouse Van Houten: Satan's Path?,155000,TRUE,25,1067,Milhouse Van Houten,ATTIC,Satan's Path?,satans path,2 +131467,468,28,"Bart Simpson: Hey, it's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.",157000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,"Hey, it's gotta be good if Satan put his name on it.",hey its gotta be good if satan put his name on it,12 +131468,468,29,"Bart Simpson: Here, I'll be the demon, you be the thimble.",163000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,"Here, I'll be the demon, you be the thimble.",here ill be the demon you be the thimble,9 +131469,468,30,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SADLY) Oh, I'm always the thimble.",166000,TRUE,25,1067,Milhouse Van Houten,ATTIC,"Oh, I'm always the thimble.",oh im always the thimble,5 +131470,468,31,Bart Simpson: (MOVING PIECE) One...,171000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,One...,one,1 +131471,468,32,Bart Simpson: (MOVING PIECE) ...two.,175000,TRUE,8,1067,Bart Simpson,ATTIC,...two.,two,1 +131472,468,33,Rich Uncle Pennybags: (UPPER CLASS) There was a bank error in my favor... (HOLDS UP BANKROLL) ...and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes!,186000,TRUE,5694,1067,Rich Uncle Pennybags,ATTIC,There was a bank error in my favor... ...and I'm spending it all on Oriental Avenue prostitutes!,there was a bank error in my favor and im spending it all on oriental avenue prostitutes,17 +131473,468,34,Rich Uncle Pennybags: (CHUCKLES),186000,FALSE,5694,1067,Rich Uncle Pennybags,ATTIC,NA,NA,NA +131474,468,35,Milhouse Van Houten: (GASPS) All the games came to life!,196000,TRUE,25,1067,Milhouse Van Houten,ATTIC,All the games came to life!,all the games came to life,6 +131475,468,36,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - giant chess board area - Continuous),208000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131476,468,37,"Lou: I don't like the looks of that knight, Chief.",208000,TRUE,91,216,Lou,Springfield,"I don't like the looks of that knight, Chief.",i dont like the looks of that knight chief,9 +131477,468,38,"Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, we're safe. He's two steps away and one to the right.",210000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"Don't worry, we're safe. He's two steps away and one to the right.",dont worry were safe hes two steps away and one to the right,13 +131478,468,39,"Chief Wiggum: (DYING) For me it's game, set and match.",218000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"For me it's game, set and match.",for me its game set and match,7 +131479,468,40,"Lou: I think you mean ""check, and mate.""",222000,TRUE,91,216,Lou,Springfield,"I think you mean ""check, and mate.""",i think you mean check and mate,7 +131480,468,41,"Chief Wiggum: Just got crushed by a giant horse, Lou. You wanna cut me a break.",222000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"Just got crushed by a giant horse, Lou. You wanna cut me a break.",just got crushed by a giant horse lou you wanna cut me a break,14 +131481,468,42,Selma Bouvier: Time to meet my mystery dude.,230000,TRUE,22,216,Selma Bouvier,Springfield,Time to meet my mystery dude.,time to meet my mystery dude,6 +131482,468,43,Selma Bouvier: (TURNED-ON NOISE),230000,FALSE,22,216,Selma Bouvier,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131483,468,44,(DROPS AND RISERS GAME: ext. DROPS AND RISERS game - day),242000,FALSE,NA,3792,NA,DROPS AND RISERS GAME,NA,NA,NA +131484,468,45,"Homer Simpson: Oh man, I'm never comin' down.",242000,TRUE,2,3792,Homer Simpson,DROPS AND RISERS GAME,"Oh man, I'm never comin' down.",oh man im never comin down,6 +131485,468,46,Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER PLUMMETING NOISE),242000,FALSE,2,3792,Homer Simpson,DROPS AND RISERS GAME,NA,NA,NA +131486,468,47,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Another ladder!,246000,TRUE,2,3792,Homer Simpson,DROPS AND RISERS GAME,Woo hoo! Another ladder!,woo hoo another ladder,4 +131487,468,48,"Homer Simpson: Ridin' high! (DOPPLER) Sinkin' low! (QUICK EFFORT NOISE, THEN) Top of the heap! (DOPPLER) Down I go! (QUICK EFFORT NOISE, THEN) On top for good! (DOPPLER) Oh, cruel hubris!",248000,TRUE,2,3792,Homer Simpson,DROPS AND RISERS GAME,"Ridin' high! Sinkin' low! Top of the heap! Down I go! On top for good! Oh, cruel hubris!",ridin high sinkin low top of the heap down i go on top for good oh cruel hubris,18 +131488,468,49,(SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN: ext. simpson house front lawn - day),261000,FALSE,NA,3793,NA,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,NA,NA,NA +131489,468,50,Bart Simpson: How do we make this stop?,261000,TRUE,8,3793,Bart Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,How do we make this stop?,how do we make this stop,6 +131490,468,51,"Lisa Simpson: Well, my Latin's a little rusty, but I think to get everything back in its box, you have to finish the game.",263000,TRUE,9,3793,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,"Well, my Latin's a little rusty, but I think to get everything back in its box, you have to finish the game.",well my latins a little rusty but i think to get everything back in its box you have to finish the game,22 +131491,468,52,Milhouse Van Houten: And if we don't finish?,267000,TRUE,25,3793,Milhouse Van Houten,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,And if we don't finish?,and if we dont finish,5 +131492,468,53,Lisa Simpson: You're gonna have to deal with more nonsense like that.,270000,TRUE,9,3793,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,You're gonna have to deal with more nonsense like that.,youre gonna have to deal with more nonsense like that,10 +131493,468,54,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (HALFHEARTED) Yahtzu.,274000,TRUE,208,3793,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,Yahtzu.,yahtzu,1 +131494,468,55,"Waylon Smithers: (SIGHS) Here we go, back in the cup.",277000,TRUE,14,3793,Waylon Smithers,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,"Here we go, back in the cup.",here we go back in the cup,7 +131495,468,56,Sideshow Mel: At least the cup is lined with felt.,279000,TRUE,699,3793,Sideshow Mel,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,At least the cup is lined with felt.,at least the cup is lined with felt,8 +131496,468,57,"Moe Szyslak: Hey Mister Positive, shut the hell up.",281000,TRUE,17,3793,Moe Szyslak,SIMPSON HOUSE FRONT LAWN,"Hey Mister Positive, shut the hell up.",hey mister positive shut the hell up,7 +131497,468,58,(Springfield: eXT. sPRINGFIELD - DAY),296000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131498,468,59,Milhouse Van Houten: We'll be safe on this Battleboat.,296000,TRUE,25,216,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield,We'll be safe on this Battleboat.,well be safe on this battleboat,6 +131499,468,60,Bart Simpson: Set a course for B-7.,298000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,Set a course for B-7.,set a course for b-7,5 +131500,468,61,Powerful Voice: B-7!,304000,TRUE,5695,216,Powerful Voice,Springfield,B-7!,b-7,1 +131501,468,62,"Milhouse Van Houten: (À LA ""THEY SUNK OUR BATTLESHIP"") They dunked our battleboat!",306000,TRUE,25,216,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield,They dunked our battleboat!,they dunked our battleboat,4 +131502,468,63,"Bart Simpson: (SWEETLY) I wish I could see my Mom one last time so I can say (BITTERLY) ""this is all your fault""!",307000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"I wish I could see my Mom one last time so I can say ""this is all your fault""!",i wish i could see my mom one last time so i can say this is all your fault,19 +131503,468,64,(Mansion: Int. mansion - parlor - day),307000,FALSE,NA,338,NA,Mansion,NA,NA,NA +131504,468,65,"Marge Simpson: Colonel Ketchup, I say it was you that killed him in the parlor with the letter opener.",307000,TRUE,1,338,Marge Simpson,Mansion,"Colonel Ketchup, I say it was you that killed him in the parlor with the letter opener.",colonel ketchup i say it was you that killed him in the parlor with the letter opener,17 +131505,468,66,"Colonel Ketchup: (BRITISH, DISTRAUGHT) He was going to leave me. And I'm too old to find anyone else!",319000,TRUE,5696,338,Colonel Ketchup,Mansion,He was going to leave me. And I'm too old to find anyone else!,he was going to leave me and im too old to find anyone else,14 +131506,468,67,Marge Simpson: (DISAPPROVING MURMUR),319000,FALSE,1,338,Marge Simpson,Mansion,NA,NA,NA +131507,468,68,(WATER: Ext. water - day),324000,FALSE,NA,3794,NA,WATER,NA,NA,NA +131508,468,69,"Bart Simpson: C'mon, man, climb up!",324000,TRUE,8,3794,Bart Simpson,WATER,"C'mon, man, climb up!",cmon man climb up,4 +131509,468,70,"Milhouse Van Houten: No, I might sink the letter. And Q is just too valuable.",326000,TRUE,25,3794,Milhouse Van Houten,WATER,"No, I might sink the letter. And Q is just too valuable.",no i might sink the letter and q is just too valuable,12 +131510,468,71,Bart Simpson: That blank can be any letter we want!,330000,TRUE,8,3794,Bart Simpson,WATER,That blank can be any letter we want!,that blank can be any letter we want,8 +131584,468,145,(Cabin: Int. cabin - continuous),645000,FALSE,NA,418,NA,Cabin,NA,NA,NA +131511,468,72,Milhouse Van Houten: (SADLY) Maybe I'm just tired of living.,332000,TRUE,25,3794,Milhouse Van Houten,WATER,Maybe I'm just tired of living.,maybe im just tired of living,6 +131512,468,73,"Bart Simpson: The final challenge! Mousecatch... a game so lame, no one's ever finished it!",341000,TRUE,8,3794,Bart Simpson,WATER,"The final challenge! Mousecatch... a game so lame, no one's ever finished it!",the final challenge mousecatch a game so lame no ones ever finished it,13 +131513,468,74,Crazy Eights: (CRAZY PERSON NOISES),341000,FALSE,5697,3794,Crazy Eights,WATER,NA,NA,NA +131514,468,75,Bart Simpson: Crazy eights!,351000,TRUE,8,3794,Bart Simpson,WATER,Crazy eights!,crazy eights,2 +131515,468,76,"Bart Simpson: Think Bart, think! What was that lesson I learned from videogames? Oh yeah, kill, kill, kill!",352000,TRUE,8,3794,Bart Simpson,WATER,"Think Bart, think! What was that lesson I learned from videogames? Oh yeah, kill, kill, kill!",think bart think what was that lesson i learned from videogames oh yeah kill kill kill,16 +131516,468,77,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - moments later),361000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +131517,468,78,Bart Simpson: There comes a time to beat the crap out of childish things!,361000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,There comes a time to beat the crap out of childish things!,there comes a time to beat the crap out of childish things,12 +131518,468,79,Grampa Simpson: Sure is a hard way to catch a mouse.,381000,TRUE,31,270,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Street,Sure is a hard way to catch a mouse.,sure is a hard way to catch a mouse,9 +131519,468,80,Bart Simpson: (FRUSTRATED GROAN) This stupid thing never works.,388000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,This stupid thing never works.,this stupid thing never works,5 +131520,468,81,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - overhead shot),405000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131521,468,82,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - attic - day),405000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131522,468,83,Bart Simpson: That's it. From now on we'll just play hangman.,405000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's it. From now on we'll just play hangman.,thats it from now on well just play hangman,9 +131523,468,84,"Bart Simpson: Wait, wait! We still get one more letter!",408000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait, wait! We still get one more letter!",wait wait we still get one more letter,8 +131524,468,85,Milhouse Van Houten: (GUESSING) Is it... three?,410000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Is it... three?,is it three,3 +131525,468,86,Bart Simpson: That's not a letter!,412000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's not a letter!,thats not a letter,4 +131526,468,87,Milhouse Van Houten: (BANGING FOREHEAD AGAINST GIBBET) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!,415000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!,stupid stupid stupid,3 +131527,468,88,(SOUTH PACIFIC: ext. South Pacific - DAY),437000,FALSE,NA,3795,NA,SOUTH PACIFIC,NA,NA,NA +131528,468,89,(SAILBOAT: ext. sailboat - continuous),437000,FALSE,NA,3796,NA,SAILBOAT,NA,NA,NA +131529,468,90,"Homer Simpson: (CASUAL) Man, it's been a crazy morning. Champagne?",437000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,"Man, it's been a crazy morning. Champagne?",man its been a crazy morning champagne,7 +131530,468,91,"Marge Simpson: Oh Homie, what a great idea to take a cruise in uncharted waters.",443000,TRUE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,"Oh Homie, what a great idea to take a cruise in uncharted waters.",oh homie what a great idea to take a cruise in uncharted waters,13 +131531,468,92,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, charts are for squares, baby.",448000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,"Yeah, charts are for squares, baby.",yeah charts are for squares baby,6 +131532,468,93,"Marge Simpson: Whew, sure is hot out here...",455000,TRUE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,"Whew, sure is hot out here...",whew sure is hot out here,6 +131533,468,94,Marge Simpson: (PLEASURE NOISES),455000,FALSE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,NA,NA,NA +131534,468,95,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED MOAN) That's my cell phone.,459000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,That's my cell phone.,thats my cell phone,4 +131535,468,96,"Homer Simpson: (INTO PHONE, ANNOYED) What is it? (BEAT, THEN) Lenny, I'm on a second honeymoon. You'll have to pick your own lotto numbers. (SHUTS PHONE; SEDUCTIVE TO MARGE) Now, where were we?",465000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,"What is it? Lenny, I'm on a second honeymoon. You'll have to pick your own lotto numbers. Now, where were we?",what is it lenny im on a second honeymoon youll have to pick your own lotto numbers now where were we,21 +131536,468,97,Homer Simpson: Oh baby. Let's give those seagulls something to squawk about.,477000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,Oh baby. Let's give those seagulls something to squawk about.,oh baby lets give those seagulls something to squawk about,10 +131537,468,98,Marge Simpson: (PLAYFUL CHUCKLE),477000,FALSE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,NA,NA,NA +131538,468,99,Marge Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),477000,FALSE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,NA,NA,NA +131539,468,100,"Homer Simpson: (TURNED ON) Oh yeah baby, I like it when you're distracted.",484000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,"Oh yeah baby, I like it when you're distracted.",oh yeah baby i like it when youre distracted,9 +131540,468,101,Man: (RASPY INCOHERENT NOISES),484000,FALSE,311,3796,Man,SAILBOAT,NA,NA,NA +131541,468,102,"Marge Simpson: Homie, help him up!",491000,TRUE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,"Homie, help him up!",homie help him up,4 +131542,468,103,"Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Fine, I'll get the hook.",492000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,"Fine, I'll get the hook.",fine ill get the hook,5 +131543,468,104,"Homer Simpson: Don't fight it... That's it... That's it, a little more... How's that?",497000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,"Don't fight it... That's it... That's it, a little more... How's that?",dont fight it thats it thats it a little more hows that,12 +131544,468,105,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) You're safe now, my friend.",506000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,"You're safe now, my friend.",youre safe now my friend,5 +131545,468,106,Marge Simpson: This poor man must've been out there for days!,508000,TRUE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,This poor man must've been out there for days!,this poor man mustve been out there for days,9 +131546,468,107,Marge Simpson: He's nothing but hard bronze muscle.,510000,TRUE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,He's nothing but hard bronze muscle.,hes nothing but hard bronze muscle,6 +131548,468,109,"Homer Simpson: O-kay, this guy's taken care of so, uh, you know...",519000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,"O-kay, this guy's taken care of so, uh, you know...",o-kay this guys taken care of so uh you know,10 +131549,468,110,Marge Simpson: I'm not really in the mood anymore.,524000,TRUE,1,3796,Marge Simpson,SAILBOAT,I'm not really in the mood anymore.,im not really in the mood anymore,7 +131550,468,111,Homer Simpson: (DISGRUNTLED) Fine. I'm going for a walk.,526000,TRUE,2,3796,Homer Simpson,SAILBOAT,Fine. I'm going for a walk.,fine im going for a walk,6 +131551,468,112,(Boat: Ext. boat - later),547000,FALSE,NA,862,NA,Boat,NA,NA,NA +131552,468,113,"Man: My name's Roger. I was the chef on the Albatross, working for a businessman taking his partners to Tahiti. One night, he asked for pie for dessert...",547000,TRUE,311,862,Man,Boat,"My name's Roger. I was the chef on the Albatross, working for a businessman taking his partners to Tahiti. One night, he asked for pie for dessert...",my names roger i was the chef on the albatross working for a businessman taking his partners to tahiti one night he asked for pie for dessert,27 +131553,468,114,(ALBATROSS: int. albatross - galley - day (flashback)),557000,FALSE,NA,3797,NA,ALBATROSS,NA,NA,NA +131554,468,115,"Roger: As the pie cooled innocently on a porthole sill, (GRIM) my employer attempted to inject it with poison.",557000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,"As the pie cooled innocently on a porthole sill, my employer attempted to inject it with poison.",as the pie cooled innocently on a porthole sill my employer attempted to inject it with poison,17 +131555,468,116,Roger: But I caught him in the act.,564000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,But I caught him in the act.,but i caught him in the act,7 +131556,468,117,"Roger: Unfortunately, he had the strength of ten businessmen. He sent me napward with a bottle of low-sodium soy sauce.",566000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,"Unfortunately, he had the strength of ten businessmen. He sent me napward with a bottle of low-sodium soy sauce.",unfortunately he had the strength of ten businessmen he sent me napward with a bottle of low-sodium soy sauce,19 +131557,468,118,(Simpsons' Boat: ext. Simpsons' boat - the present),573000,FALSE,NA,3798,NA,Simpsons' Boat,NA,NA,NA +131558,468,119,Marge Simpson: Poor man. You've been through so much.,573000,TRUE,1,3798,Marge Simpson,Simpsons' Boat,Poor man. You've been through so much.,poor man youve been through so much,7 +131559,468,120,"Homer Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) Hey, I've had a hard trip too. One of the lenses fell out of my sunglasses.",576000,TRUE,2,3798,Homer Simpson,Simpsons' Boat,"Hey, I've had a hard trip too. One of the lenses fell out of my sunglasses.",hey ive had a hard trip too one of the lenses fell out of my sunglasses,16 +131560,468,121,"Marge Simpson: Oh, Roger! You really know what you're doing!",585000,TRUE,1,3798,Marge Simpson,Simpsons' Boat,"Oh, Roger! You really know what you're doing!",oh roger you really know what youre doing,8 +131561,468,122,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),585000,FALSE,2,3798,Homer Simpson,Simpsons' Boat,NA,NA,NA +131562,468,123,Roger: (GRIMLY) No luck.,592000,TRUE,4352,3798,Roger,Simpsons' Boat,No luck.,no luck,2 +131563,468,124,"Roger: Anyway, when I came to, everyone onboard was dead.",594000,TRUE,4352,3798,Roger,Simpsons' Boat,"Anyway, when I came to, everyone onboard was dead.",anyway when i came to everyone onboard was dead,9 +131564,468,125,(ALBATROSS: int. albatross - dining room - continuous (flashback)),601000,FALSE,NA,3797,NA,ALBATROSS,NA,NA,NA +131565,468,126,Roger: I fled the horrific scene.,601000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,I fled the horrific scene.,i fled the horrific scene,5 +131566,468,127,"Roger: And after days at sea, I found my savior: you, Marge.",604000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,"And after days at sea, I found my savior: you, Marge.",and after days at sea i found my savior you marge,11 +131567,468,128,"Roger: ...And in a very insignificant way, you, Homer.",609000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,"...And in a very insignificant way, you, Homer.",and in a very insignificant way you homer,8 +131568,468,129,(SIMPSON BOAT: Ext. Simpson boat - deck - the present),613000,FALSE,NA,3799,NA,SIMPSON BOAT,NA,NA,NA +131569,468,130,"Roger: (SAD SIGH) God, it was horrible!",613000,TRUE,4352,3799,Roger,SIMPSON BOAT,"God, it was horrible!",god it was horrible,4 +131570,468,131,"Homer Simpson: (GRITTED TEETH) Marge, can I have a word with you in private?",614000,TRUE,2,3799,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON BOAT,"Marge, can I have a word with you in private?",marge can i have a word with you in private,10 +131571,468,132,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) I don't trust that guy. I bet he killed everyone on that boat himself.,619000,TRUE,2,3799,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON BOAT,I don't trust that guy. I bet he killed everyone on that boat himself.,i dont trust that guy i bet he killed everyone on that boat himself,14 +131572,468,133,Marge Simpson: That's crazy talk!,623000,TRUE,1,3799,Marge Simpson,SIMPSON BOAT,That's crazy talk!,thats crazy talk,3 +131573,468,134,Roger: (A LITTLE CREEPY) Excuse me...,624000,TRUE,4352,3799,Roger,SIMPSON BOAT,Excuse me...,excuse me,2 +131574,468,135,(Boat: Int. boat - continuous),626000,FALSE,NA,862,NA,Boat,NA,NA,NA +131575,468,136,"Roger: You've both been so kind to me, (A BIT SINISTER) I baked you this pie.",626000,TRUE,4352,862,Roger,Boat,"You've both been so kind to me, I baked you this pie.",youve both been so kind to me i baked you this pie,12 +131576,468,137,Marge Simpson: That is so sweet!,633000,TRUE,1,862,Marge Simpson,Boat,That is so sweet!,that is so sweet,4 +131577,468,138,Homer Simpson: (BITTERLY) Why do pie makers get all the girls?,635000,TRUE,2,862,Homer Simpson,Boat,Why do pie makers get all the girls?,why do pie makers get all the girls,8 +131578,468,139,(Bathroom: INT. bathroom - continuous),640000,FALSE,NA,92,NA,Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +131579,468,140,"Marge Simpson: (TO HOMER, SOTTO) Why did you do that?",640000,TRUE,1,92,Marge Simpson,Bathroom,Why did you do that?,why did you do that,5 +131580,468,141,"Homer Simpson: (TO MARGE, SOTTO) It was poisoned.",641000,TRUE,2,92,Homer Simpson,Bathroom,It was poisoned.,it was poisoned,3 +131581,468,142,Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) No it wasn't!,641000,TRUE,1,92,Marge Simpson,Bathroom,No it wasn't!,no it wasnt,3 +131582,468,143,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO, ARGUMENT WEAKENING) Well, it was rhubarb.",643000,TRUE,2,92,Homer Simpson,Bathroom,"Well, it was rhubarb.",well it was rhubarb,4 +131583,468,144,"Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) No, it was berry-peach!",644000,TRUE,1,92,Marge Simpson,Bathroom,"No, it was berry-peach!",no it was berry-peach,4 +131585,468,146,Homer Simpson: Berry-peach?! That's my favorite!,645000,TRUE,2,418,Homer Simpson,Cabin,Berry-peach?! That's my favorite!,berry-peach thats my favorite,4 +131586,468,147,(LAVATORY: int. lavatory - continuous),647000,FALSE,NA,2000,NA,LAVATORY,NA,NA,NA +131587,468,148,"Marge Simpson: (EXASPERATED) Please! Homer, I am so sick of this unmotivated, jealous... (SEES SOMETHING, SCREAMS)",647000,TRUE,1,2000,Marge Simpson,LAVATORY,"Please! Homer, I am so sick of this unmotivated, jealous...",please homer i am so sick of this unmotivated jealous,10 +131588,468,149,Marge Simpson: The pie was poisoned. You were right! (GRIM) I guess we've got to kill him before he kills us.,654000,TRUE,1,2000,Marge Simpson,LAVATORY,The pie was poisoned. You were right! I guess we've got to kill him before he kills us.,the pie was poisoned you were right i guess weve got to kill him before he kills us,18 +131589,468,150,"Homer Simpson: Well, we'd better do it quick. (TERRIFIED) Because he's making scones!",662000,TRUE,2,2000,Homer Simpson,LAVATORY,"Well, we'd better do it quick. Because he's making scones!",well wed better do it quick because hes making scones,10 +131590,468,151,"Homer Simpson: (THINKS) They should call this one ""recipe for murder.""",669000,TRUE,2,2000,Homer Simpson,LAVATORY,"They should call this one ""recipe for murder.""",they should call this one recipe for murder,8 +131591,468,152,"Marge Simpson: What do you mean, this one?",669000,TRUE,1,2000,Marge Simpson,LAVATORY,"What do you mean, this one?",what do you mean this one,6 +131592,468,153,Homer Simpson: Never mind.,674000,TRUE,2,2000,Homer Simpson,LAVATORY,Never mind.,never mind,2 +131593,468,154,(Homer And Marge's Yacht: EXT. homer and marge's yacht - DECK - THE NEXT MORNING),680000,FALSE,NA,3800,NA,Homer And Marge's Yacht,NA,NA,NA +131594,468,155,"Marge Simpson: (STAGEY) Oh Roger, would you hand me the suntan oil?",680000,TRUE,1,3800,Marge Simpson,Homer And Marge's Yacht,"Oh Roger, would you hand me the suntan oil?",oh roger would you hand me the suntan oil,9 +131595,468,156,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, got a text.",693000,TRUE,2,3800,Homer Simpson,Homer And Marge's Yacht,"Ooh, got a text.",ooh got a text,4 +131596,468,157,Marge Simpson: Now!,695000,TRUE,1,3800,Marge Simpson,Homer And Marge's Yacht,Now!,now,1 +131597,468,158,Marge Simpson: Dear God. We just killed a man.,700000,TRUE,1,3800,Marge Simpson,Homer And Marge's Yacht,Dear God. We just killed a man.,dear god we just killed a man,7 +131598,468,159,"Homer Simpson: (NODS) Yeah, the decent thing to do is bury him at sea.",703000,TRUE,2,3800,Homer Simpson,Homer And Marge's Yacht,"Yeah, the decent thing to do is bury him at sea.",yeah the decent thing to do is bury him at sea,11 +131599,468,160,Homer Simpson: (CALLING OVER SIDE OF BOAT) Come 'n' get it barnacles!,713000,TRUE,2,3800,Homer Simpson,Homer And Marge's Yacht,Come 'n' get it barnacles!,come n get it barnacles,5 +131600,468,161,(Marge And Homer's Yacht: EXT. marge and homer's yacht - SAILING - LATE AFTERNOON),737000,FALSE,NA,3801,NA,Marge And Homer's Yacht,NA,NA,NA +131601,468,162,(ALBATROSS: INT. albatross - dining saloon - moments later),737000,FALSE,NA,3797,NA,ALBATROSS,NA,NA,NA +131602,468,163,Marge Simpson: (AGHAST) Roger was telling the truth!,737000,TRUE,1,3797,Marge Simpson,ALBATROSS,Roger was telling the truth!,roger was telling the truth,5 +131603,468,164,Homer Simpson: This proves nothing. Roger could've been the one that killed them!,739000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,This proves nothing. Roger could've been the one that killed them!,this proves nothing roger couldve been the one that killed them,11 +131604,468,165,Marge Simpson: Soy sauce!,743000,TRUE,1,3797,Marge Simpson,ALBATROSS,Soy sauce!,soy sauce,2 +131605,468,166,Marge Simpson: Low sodium!,744000,TRUE,1,3797,Marge Simpson,ALBATROSS,Low sodium!,low sodium,2 +131606,468,167,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Then... his story was true!,747000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,Then... his story was true!,then his story was true,5 +131607,468,168,Marge Simpson: We killed an innocent man. We're murderers! Murderers! (SOBS),750000,TRUE,1,3797,Marge Simpson,ALBATROSS,We killed an innocent man. We're murderers! Murderers!,we killed an innocent man were murderers murderers,8 +131608,468,169,"Roger: (CREEPY) Well, if it isn't my saviors.",758000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,"Well, if it isn't my saviors.",well if it isnt my saviors,6 +131609,468,170,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Hey pal, how ya been?",763000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,"Hey pal, how ya been?",hey pal how ya been,5 +131610,468,171,"Roger: Don't you ""pal"" me. Why did you try to kill me?!",764000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,"Don't you ""pal"" me. Why did you try to kill me?!",dont you pal me why did you try to kill me,11 +131611,468,172,Homer Simpson: The pie you baked us killed that shark!,768000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,The pie you baked us killed that shark!,the pie you baked us killed that shark,8 +131612,468,173,Roger: The pie was clean! The shark died from the fuel leaking out of your boat.,771000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,The pie was clean! The shark died from the fuel leaking out of your boat.,the pie was clean the shark died from the fuel leaking out of your boat,15 +131613,468,174,"Homer Simpson: (""OH YEAH"" NOISE)",771000,FALSE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,NA,NA,NA +131614,468,175,Roger: (DRYLY) Oh goody. The monkey got a hold of a spear gun.,780000,TRUE,4352,3797,Roger,ALBATROSS,Oh goody. The monkey got a hold of a spear gun.,oh goody the monkey got a hold of a spear gun,11 +131615,468,176,Marge Simpson: (AGHAST) Why did you do that?,787000,TRUE,1,3797,Marge Simpson,ALBATROSS,Why did you do that?,why did you do that,5 +131616,468,177,"Homer Simpson: We had to kill him, or he'd tell people we tried to kill him.",789000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,"We had to kill him, or he'd tell people we tried to kill him.",we had to kill him or hed tell people we tried to kill him,14 +131617,468,178,Businessman: What the devil's going on here?,792000,TRUE,2922,3797,Businessman,ALBATROSS,What the devil's going on here?,what the devils going on here,6 +131618,468,179,Marge Simpson: You're alive?,794000,TRUE,1,3797,Marge Simpson,ALBATROSS,You're alive?,youre alive,2 +131619,468,180,"Businessman: Yes, I suspected our host would poison us, so I gave everyone an antidote before dinner.",795000,TRUE,2922,3797,Businessman,ALBATROSS,"Yes, I suspected our host would poison us, so I gave everyone an antidote before dinner.",yes i suspected our host would poison us so i gave everyone an antidote before dinner,16 +131620,468,181,Homer Simpson: Looks like you've got a flair for avoiding death.,801000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,Looks like you've got a flair for avoiding death.,looks like youve got a flair for avoiding death,9 +131621,468,182,"Homer Simpson: Oh, come on! Just a second...",805000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,"Oh, come on! Just a second...",oh come on just a second,6 +131622,468,183,Homer Simpson: Bankers away!,812000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,Bankers away!,bankers away,2 +131623,468,184,Pelican: (CURIOUS PELICAN NOISE),812000,FALSE,5698,3797,Pelican,ALBATROSS,NA,NA,NA +131624,468,185,Pelican: (DOPPLER DYING NOISE),812000,FALSE,5698,3797,Pelican,ALBATROSS,NA,NA,NA +131625,468,186,Homer Simpson: I repeat: no one will ever know.,822000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,I repeat: no one will ever know.,i repeat no one will ever know,7 +131626,468,187,Marge Simpson: (SADLY) We'll know.,826000,TRUE,1,3797,Marge Simpson,ALBATROSS,We'll know.,well know,2 +131627,468,188,"Homer Simpson: Marge, what are you doing? That pie is poisoned!",830000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,"Marge, what are you doing? That pie is poisoned!",marge what are you doing that pie is poisoned,9 +131628,468,189,Marge Simpson: (DYING) I can't live with the guilt. (DIES),834000,TRUE,1,3797,Marge Simpson,ALBATROSS,I can't live with the guilt.,i cant live with the guilt,6 +131629,468,190,Homer Simpson: (SOBS) She just wanted to ride bikes through New England. But those seats hurt my ass! (SOBS MORE),840000,TRUE,2,3797,Homer Simpson,ALBATROSS,She just wanted to ride bikes through New England. But those seats hurt my ass!,she just wanted to ride bikes through new england but those seats hurt my ass,15 +131630,468,191,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - bathroom - day),854000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131631,468,192,Homer Simpson: Ever wonder what she thinks about?,854000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ever wonder what she thinks about?,ever wonder what she thinks about,6 +131632,468,193,Marge Simpson: Just sugarplums and buttercups.,856000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Just sugarplums and buttercups.,just sugarplums and buttercups,4 +131633,468,194,(MISTY FOREST: Ext. misty forest - just before dawn),909000,FALSE,NA,3802,NA,MISTY FOREST,NA,NA,NA +131634,468,195,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - morning),909000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131635,468,196,"Bart Simpson: (TO JANEY) Hey, what's that weird look on all those girls' faces?",909000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, what's that weird look on all those girls' faces?",hey whats that weird look on all those girls faces,10 +131636,468,197,Lisa Simpson: It's something you've never seen: they're smitten.,913000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,It's something you've never seen: they're smitten.,its something youve never seen theyre smitten,7 +131637,468,198,"Bart Simpson: Oh I've seen it, especially when I do this.",916000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh I've seen it, especially when I do this.",oh ive seen it especially when i do this,9 +131638,468,199,Bart Simpson: (SAD MOAN),916000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131639,468,200,"Lisa Simpson: Well, he is cute. But I'm sure a boy like him would never say hello to me.",925000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, he is cute. But I'm sure a boy like him would never say hello to me.",well he is cute but im sure a boy like him would never say hello to me,17 +131640,468,201,Edmund: (TO LISA) Hello.,929000,TRUE,5699,3,Edmund,Springfield Elementary School,Hello.,hello,1 +131641,468,202,Lisa Simpson: (PLEASED GIGGLE) I love your pallor.,932000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I love your pallor.,i love your pallor,4 +131642,468,203,(Bus: INT. BUS - continuous),934000,FALSE,NA,36,NA,Bus,NA,NA,NA +131643,468,204,Otto Mann: Why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom?,934000,TRUE,52,36,Otto Mann,Bus,Why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom?,why is there a steering wheel in my bedroom,9 +131644,468,205,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM),934000,FALSE,9,36,Lisa Simpson,Bus,NA,NA,NA +131645,468,206,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP) How'd you do that?,940000,TRUE,9,36,Lisa Simpson,Bus,How'd you do that?,howd you do that,4 +131646,468,207,"Edmund: (COVERING) Oh, it's these cheap school buses, with their squishy metal. On another subject, you have beautiful eyes.",942000,TRUE,5699,36,Edmund,Bus,"Oh, it's these cheap school buses, with their squishy metal. On another subject, you have beautiful eyes.",oh its these cheap school buses with their squishy metal on another subject you have beautiful eyes,17 +131647,468,208,Lisa Simpson: (FLATTERED GIGGLE) They're just dots in circles.,950000,TRUE,9,36,Lisa Simpson,Bus,They're just dots in circles.,theyre just dots in circles,5 +131648,468,209,Otto Mann: What? Me again?,962000,TRUE,52,36,Otto Mann,Bus,What? Me again?,what me again,3 +131649,468,210,Edmund: (BREATHES HEAVILY) Come with me!,967000,TRUE,5699,36,Edmund,Bus,Come with me!,come with me,3 +131650,468,211,"Lisa Simpson: You're a vampire! (EXHILARATED) I should be scared, but I'm not.",981000,TRUE,9,36,Lisa Simpson,Bus,"You're a vampire! I should be scared, but I'm not.",youre a vampire i should be scared but im not,10 +131651,468,212,Edmund: Let us move between the trees the way a bat does -- by jumping!,984000,TRUE,5699,36,Edmund,Bus,Let us move between the trees the way a bat does -- by jumping!,let us move between the trees the way a bat does -- by jumping,14 +131652,468,213,Lisa Simpson: (GIDDY LAUGH),984000,FALSE,9,36,Lisa Simpson,Bus,NA,NA,NA +131653,468,214,Milhouse Van Houten: Lisa's fallen for a vampire? That makes me so angry. (GROWING RAGE) I feel the change coming!,995000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,Lisa's fallen for a vampire? That makes me so angry. I feel the change coming!,lisas fallen for a vampire that makes me so angry i feel the change coming,15 +131654,468,215,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SAD, DOG-LIKE HOWL)",995000,FALSE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,NA,NA,NA +131655,468,216,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing - early evening),1008000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131656,468,217,"Lisa Simpson: (NERVOUS) Edmund's almost here, so PLEASE nobody be themselves!",1008000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Edmund's almost here, so PLEASE nobody be themselves!",edmunds almost here so please nobody be themselves,8 +131657,468,218,"Homer Simpson: (WEARY) I know, I know. Don't serve garlic... don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake... don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist somehow.",1010000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know, I know. Don't serve garlic... don't stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake... don't ask him if he knows Frankenstein. It's racist somehow.",i know i know dont serve garlic dont stab your guest in the heart with a wooden stake dont ask him if he knows frankenstein its racist somehow,28 +131658,468,219,(Simpson Foyer: Int. Simpson Foyer - moments later),1023000,FALSE,NA,146,NA,Simpson Foyer,NA,NA,NA +131659,468,220,"Edmund: Sorry, my Dad insisted on coming.",1023000,TRUE,5699,146,Edmund,Simpson Foyer,"Sorry, my Dad insisted on coming.",sorry my dad insisted on coming,6 +131660,468,221,"Edmund: Dad, I don't need a chaperone. I'm four hundred years old!",1027000,TRUE,5699,146,Edmund,Simpson Foyer,"Dad, I don't need a chaperone. I'm four hundred years old!",dad i dont need a chaperone im four hundred years old,11 +131661,468,222,"Vampire Dad: You live in my crypt, you play by my rules!",1032000,TRUE,5700,146,Vampire Dad,Simpson Foyer,"You live in my crypt, you play by my rules!",you live in my crypt you play by my rules,10 +131662,468,223,"Edmund: (À LA JAMES DEAN, HYPER EMOTIONAL) You're tearing me apart!",1035000,TRUE,5699,146,Edmund,Simpson Foyer,You're tearing me apart!,youre tearing me apart,4 +131663,468,224,Marge Simpson: Dinner is served. I tried to make what Homer said you liked.,1037000,TRUE,1,146,Marge Simpson,Simpson Foyer,Dinner is served. I tried to make what Homer said you liked.,dinner is served i tried to make what homer said you liked,12 +131664,468,225,Homer Simpson: I get the drumstick!,1041000,TRUE,2,146,Homer Simpson,Simpson Foyer,I get the drumstick!,i get the drumstick,4 +131665,468,226,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - kitchen - a little later),1050000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131666,468,227,"Homer Simpson: (TO VAMPIRE DAD) Okay, okay. If a mosquito bites you, does it become a vampire too?",1050000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, okay. If a mosquito bites you, does it become a vampire too?",okay okay if a mosquito bites you does it become a vampire too,13 +131667,468,228,"Vampire Dad: (""IT'S BEEN A LONG NIGHT"") Yes.",1056000,TRUE,5700,5,Vampire Dad,Simpson Home,Yes.,yes,1 +131668,468,229,"Homer Simpson: Okay, okay. If you bite your tongue, does it become a vampire?",1057000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, okay. If you bite your tongue, does it become a vampire?",okay okay if you bite your tongue does it become a vampire,12 +131669,468,230,"Vampire Dad: Look, I'm more than just a vampire. I'm a nut for Dixieland jazz.",1060000,TRUE,5700,5,Vampire Dad,Simpson Home,"Look, I'm more than just a vampire. I'm a nut for Dixieland jazz.",look im more than just a vampire im a nut for dixieland jazz,13 +131670,468,231,Edmund: (EXASPERATED) You said you weren't going to bring that.,1070000,TRUE,5699,5,Edmund,Simpson Home,You said you weren't going to bring that.,you said you werent going to bring that,8 +131671,468,232,Vampire Dad: (PLAYING INNOCENT) I said I might not.,1072000,TRUE,5700,5,Vampire Dad,Simpson Home,I said I might not.,i said i might not,5 +131672,468,233,Edmund: They say vampires live forever. But I die -- of embarrassment every day!,1077000,TRUE,5699,5,Edmund,Simpson Home,They say vampires live forever. But I die -- of embarrassment every day!,they say vampires live forever but i die -- of embarrassment every day,13 +131673,468,234,Lisa Simpson: I know just how you feel!,1082000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I know just how you feel!,i know just how you feel,6 +131674,468,235,"Edmund: (DRAMATIC) Let's fly, Lisa. (HELPFUL) Keep your mouth closed or you'll swallow a lot of bugs.",1086000,TRUE,5699,5,Edmund,Simpson Home,"Let's fly, Lisa. Keep your mouth closed or you'll swallow a lot of bugs.",lets fly lisa keep your mouth closed or youll swallow a lot of bugs,14 +131675,468,236,Marge Simpson: (TO HOMER AND VAMPIRE DAD) Get them back -- she can't get neck-holes! It's picture day tomorrow!,1094000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Get them back -- she can't get neck-holes! It's picture day tomorrow!,get them back -- she cant get neck-holes its picture day tomorrow,12 +131676,468,237,(Streets Of Springfield: ext. streets of springfield - evening),1100000,FALSE,NA,1523,NA,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131677,468,238,(Car: int. car - continuous),1100000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +131678,468,239,"Homer Simpson: Man, you vamps got it made... you sleep all day...",1100000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Man, you vamps got it made... you sleep all day...",man you vamps got it made you sleep all day,10 +131679,468,240,"Vampire Dad: And, because we only drive at night, we can really time the traffic lights. Vatch...",1103000,TRUE,5700,2,Vampire Dad,Car,"And, because we only drive at night, we can really time the traffic lights. Vatch...",and because we only drive at night we can really time the traffic lights vatch,15 +131680,468,241,Vampire Dad: Green! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Green! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Green! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Boom! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Green! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Yes! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Boom! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Green! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Good! (ANOTHER LIGHT) Boom!,1107000,TRUE,5700,2,Vampire Dad,Car,Green! Green! Green! Boom! Green! Yes! Boom! Green! Good! Boom!,green green green boom green yes boom green good boom,10 +131681,468,242,(Springfield Streets: Ext. springfield streets - night),1118000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +131682,468,243,"Homer Simpson: Boy, this place has every kind of vampire there is.",1118000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Boy, this place has every kind of vampire there is.",boy this place has every kind of vampire there is,10 +131683,468,244,Homer Simpson: Excuse me?,1128000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,Excuse me?,excuse me,2 +131684,468,245,Homer Simpson: Have you seen these kids?,1129000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,Have you seen these kids?,have you seen these kids,5 +131685,468,246,Kount: I did -- and they were sneaking kisses. One kiss. Ha ha ha. Two kisses. Ha ha ha. Three kisses...,1131000,TRUE,5701,1033,Kount,Springfield Streets,I did -- and they were sneaking kisses. One kiss. Ha ha ha. Two kisses. Ha ha ha. Three kisses...,i did -- and they were sneaking kisses one kiss ha ha ha two kisses ha ha ha three kisses,20 +131686,468,247,"Vampire Dad: (POINTS, URGENT) There they are!",1142000,TRUE,5700,1033,Vampire Dad,Springfield Streets,There they are!,there they are,3 +131687,468,248,Homer Simpson: Super-Team -- fly!,1145000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,Super-Team -- fly!,super-team -- fly,3 +131688,468,249,"Vampire Dad: (EXTREME GROAN) I'm Dracula, not The Hulk.",1149000,TRUE,5700,1033,Vampire Dad,Springfield Streets,"I'm Dracula, not The Hulk.",im dracula not the hulk,5 +131689,468,250,"Homer Simpson: (""SPURRING"" HIM) Hyah! Hyah!",1151000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,Hyah! Hyah!,hyah hyah,2 +131690,468,251,(CHURCH BELL TOWER: Int. church bell tower - night),1158000,FALSE,NA,3803,NA,CHURCH BELL TOWER,NA,NA,NA +131691,468,252,"Lisa Simpson: (SUGGESTIVE) Bite me now, Edmund -- and we'll both be vampires!",1158000,TRUE,9,3803,Lisa Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Bite me now, Edmund -- and we'll both be vampires!",bite me now edmund -- and well both be vampires,10 +131692,468,253,"Vampire Dad: Get your neck away from my son's teeth, you evil temptress!",1161000,TRUE,5700,3803,Vampire Dad,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Get your neck away from my son's teeth, you evil temptress!",get your neck away from my sons teeth you evil temptress,11 +131693,468,254,"Lisa Simpson: Sir, I'm not trying to take your son away from you. I plan to be a part of your rich culture, and organize media-friendly events to help combat all the unfair vampire stereotypes.",1165000,TRUE,9,3803,Lisa Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Sir, I'm not trying to take your son away from you. I plan to be a part of your rich culture, and organize media-friendly events to help combat all the unfair vampire stereotypes.",sir im not trying to take your son away from you i plan to be a part of your rich culture and organize media-friendly events to help combat all the unfair vampire stereotypes,33 +131694,468,255,"Vampire Dad: (IMPRESSED) Vow! Vow! (TO EDMUND) Now I know what you see in this girl! Bite her, my son, and you both will be eight forever.",1175000,TRUE,5700,3803,Vampire Dad,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Vow! Vow! Now I know what you see in this girl! Bite her, my son, and you both will be eight forever.",vow vow now i know what you see in this girl bite her my son and you both will be eight forever,22 +131695,468,256,"Lisa Simpson: Eight forever? (BACKS AWAY) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I can't spend eternity using kid scissors. They barely cut anything!",1183000,TRUE,9,3803,Lisa Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Eight forever? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! I can't spend eternity using kid scissors. They barely cut anything!",eight forever whoa whoa whoa whoa i cant spend eternity using kid scissors they barely cut anything,17 +131696,468,257,Edmund: (SNARLS) Too late. The bloodlust is upon me.,1190000,TRUE,5699,3803,Edmund,CHURCH BELL TOWER,Too late. The bloodlust is upon me.,too late the bloodlust is upon me,7 +131697,468,258,"Homer Simpson: Back off, you unholy dreamboat!",1195000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Back off, you unholy dreamboat!",back off you unholy dreamboat,5 +131698,468,259,Homer Simpson: Pretty ironic -- a cross being used to kill someone.,1199000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,Pretty ironic -- a cross being used to kill someone.,pretty ironic -- a cross being used to kill someone,10 +131699,468,260,Vampire Dad: (PAINED SCREAMS),1199000,FALSE,5700,3803,Vampire Dad,CHURCH BELL TOWER,NA,NA,NA +131700,468,261,"Edmund: (CONCERNED) Father, you're hurt!",1211000,TRUE,5699,3803,Edmund,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Father, you're hurt!",father youre hurt,3 +131701,468,262,"Vampire Dad: (WEAKLY) Yes, but at least you are safe, my son.",1212000,TRUE,5700,3803,Vampire Dad,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Yes, but at least you are safe, my son.",yes but at least you are safe my son,9 +131702,468,263,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Whoa, you blood-sucking freaks love your kids too?",1215000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Whoa, you blood-sucking freaks love your kids too?",whoa you blood-sucking freaks love your kids too,8 +131703,468,264,Vampire Dad: (SWEETLY) I remember when he was a baby... I'd sneak up to his crib in the middle of the day to make sure he was still not breathing... (SMALL SOB),1219000,TRUE,5700,3803,Vampire Dad,CHURCH BELL TOWER,I remember when he was a baby... I'd sneak up to his crib in the middle of the day to make sure he was still not breathing...,i remember when he was a baby id sneak up to his crib in the middle of the day to make sure he was still not breathing,27 +131704,468,265,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM),1219000,FALSE,9,3803,Lisa Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,NA,NA,NA +131705,468,266,"Homer Simpson: (DEFIANT) Well, nobody loves his kids more than me!",1230000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Well, nobody loves his kids more than me!",well nobody loves his kids more than me,8 +131706,468,267,Homer Simpson: Come and get it.,1233000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,Come and get it.,come and get it,4 +131707,468,268,"Edmund: Die, fatso! (ATTACKING NOISES)",1237000,TRUE,5699,3803,Edmund,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Die, fatso!",die fatso,2 +131708,468,269,Vampire Dad: (MOANS) His blood! It's full of cholesterol!,1240000,TRUE,5700,3803,Vampire Dad,CHURCH BELL TOWER,His blood! It's full of cholesterol!,his blood its full of cholesterol,6 +131709,468,270,Homer Simpson: And not the good kind! (BOOMING LAUGH),1242000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,And not the good kind!,and not the good kind,5 +131710,468,271,Homer Simpson: (TRIUMPHANT) Woo-hoo!,1247000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,Woo-hoo!,woo-hoo,1 +131711,468,272,"Lisa Simpson: Uh, Dad? They turned you into a vampire.",1248000,TRUE,9,3803,Lisa Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,"Uh, Dad? They turned you into a vampire.",uh dad they turned you into a vampire,8 +131712,468,273,Homer Simpson: Yes! I can fly! See you back at the house!,1252000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,Yes! I can fly! See you back at the house!,yes i can fly see you back at the house,10 +131713,468,274,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED DOPPLER) Nooooo!,1257000,TRUE,2,3803,Homer Simpson,CHURCH BELL TOWER,Nooooo!,nooooo,1 +131714,469,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),51000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131715,469,1,"Krusty the Clown: Mousey and Catsy, aren't they great? Now listen up, kids -- Krusty's sponsor, the Texxon family of gas stations, wants you to know that today's the last day of their ""Happy Little Elves"" giveaway!",51000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Mousey and Catsy, aren't they great? Now listen up, kids -- Krusty's sponsor, the Texxon family of gas stations, wants you to know that today's the last day of their ""Happy Little Elves"" giveaway!",mousey and catsy arent they great now listen up kids -- krustys sponsor the texxon family of gas stations wants you to know that todays the last day of their happy little elves giveaway,34 +131716,469,2,"Krusty the Clown: It's Texxon's way of saying ""Sorry about those million dead pelicans."" (KRUSTY LAUGH)",65000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"It's Texxon's way of saying ""Sorry about those million dead pelicans.""",its texxons way of saying sorry about those million dead pelicans,11 +131717,469,3,Maggie Simpson: (FAIRLY FAST SUCKING SOUNDS),65000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131718,469,4,"Krusty the Clown: You'll really love, the intentionally scarce ""Baby Must-Have.""",65000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"You'll really love, the intentionally scarce ""Baby Must-Have.""",youll really love the intentionally scarce baby must-have,8 +131719,469,5,Maggie Simpson: (SUCKS PACIFIER REALLY FAST),65000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131720,469,6,Krusty the Clown: Don'tcha want her beyond all reason?,65000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,Don'tcha want her beyond all reason?,dontcha want her beyond all reason,6 +131721,469,7,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Maggie, you can't climb into the TV. (GRIM, SHAKES FIST) If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions.",84000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Maggie, you can't climb into the TV. If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions.",maggie you cant climb into the tv if you could id make alex trebek answer some questions,17 +131722,469,8,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, I think Maggie's just sad 'cause her set is missing ""Baby Must-Have.""",90000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, I think Maggie's just sad 'cause her set is missing ""Baby Must-Have.""",dad i think maggies just sad cause her set is missing baby must-have,13 +131723,469,9,"Homer Simpson: (BOOMING) No child of mine will go without anything, ever! Except quality healthcare!",90000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No child of mine will go without anything, ever! Except quality healthcare!",no child of mine will go without anything ever except quality healthcare,12 +131724,469,10,(Springfield: ext. springfield - day),102000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131725,469,11,(Simpson Car: int. simpson car - continuous),102000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +131726,469,12,Lisa Simpson: Didn't there used to be more Texxon stations?,102000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Didn't there used to be more Texxon stations?,didnt there used to be more texxon stations,8 +131727,469,13,"Marge Simpson: Yes, but they sold a bunch off to that frozen yogurt chain.",105000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"Yes, but they sold a bunch off to that frozen yogurt chain.",yes but they sold a bunch off to that frozen yogurt chain,12 +131728,469,14,Selma Bouvier: What a cheap date this is.,113000,TRUE,22,151,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Car,What a cheap date this is.,what a cheap date this is,6 +131729,469,15,"Moe Szyslak: I'm not cheap, baby, I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. Big difference.",116000,TRUE,17,151,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Car,"I'm not cheap, baby, I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. Big difference.",im not cheap baby im embarrassed to be seen with you big difference,13 +131730,469,16,Selma Bouvier: (ANNOYED NOISE),116000,FALSE,22,151,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +131731,469,17,(West Springfield: ext. west springfield - day),125000,FALSE,NA,3804,NA,West Springfield,NA,NA,NA +131732,469,18,(Texxon Station: ext. texxon station - pump area - moments later),125000,FALSE,NA,3805,NA,Texxon Station,NA,NA,NA +131733,469,19,"Homer Simpson: Nice part of town you got here. Too bad you keep it so far away. (CHUCKLES) Now that we're best friends, can I get the baby elf?",125000,TRUE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,"Nice part of town you got here. Too bad you keep it so far away. Now that we're best friends, can I get the baby elf?",nice part of town you got here too bad you keep it so far away now that were best friends can i get the baby elf,26 +131734,469,20,Cashier: (HICK) Pick a box -- you get what you get.,132000,TRUE,115,3805,Cashier,Texxon Station,Pick a box -- you get what you get.,pick a box -- you get what you get,9 +131735,469,21,Homer Simpson: You can't tell what's inside! (SAD MOAN) Of all the times not to have x-ray vision.,135000,TRUE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,You can't tell what's inside! Of all the times not to have x-ray vision.,you cant tell whats inside of all the times not to have x-ray vision,14 +131736,469,22,Homer Simpson: I'll take... that one.,140000,TRUE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,I'll take... that one.,ill take that one,4 +131737,469,23,"Homer Simpson: Aw, this isn't the right one -- she wants the baby!",148000,TRUE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,"Aw, this isn't the right one -- she wants the baby!",aw this isnt the right one -- she wants the baby,11 +131738,469,24,Cashier: I can't give you another toy till you buy another ten gallons of gas.,151000,TRUE,115,3805,Cashier,Texxon Station,I can't give you another toy till you buy another ten gallons of gas.,i cant give you another toy till you buy another ten gallons of gas,14 +131739,469,25,Homer Simpson: (MAD) You're lucky you're behind glass.,155000,TRUE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,You're lucky you're behind glass.,youre lucky youre behind glass,5 +131740,469,26,Cashier: Ain't no glass.,157000,TRUE,115,3805,Cashier,Texxon Station,Ain't no glass.,aint no glass,3 +131741,469,27,"Homer Simpson: Sure, it's easy to slap people when you're hidin' behind that glass!",157000,TRUE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,"Sure, it's easy to slap people when you're hidin' behind that glass!",sure its easy to slap people when youre hidin behind that glass,12 +131742,469,28,Cashier: You have a good day.,164000,TRUE,115,3805,Cashier,Texxon Station,You have a good day.,you have a good day,5 +131743,469,29,Homer Simpson: (MUTTERS AS HE HEADS BACK TO CAR) Drive all the way... get the wrong elf... ain't no glass... I'll show 'em -- I'll buy ten more gallons of their stupid gas!,165000,TRUE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,Drive all the way... get the wrong elf... ain't no glass... I'll show 'em -- I'll buy ten more gallons of their stupid gas!,drive all the way get the wrong elf aint no glass ill show em -- ill buy ten more gallons of their stupid gas,24 +131744,469,30,(Simpson Car: int. simpson car - continuous),177000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +131745,469,31,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,177000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +131746,469,32,(Texxon Station: ext. texxon station - moments later),223000,FALSE,NA,3805,NA,Texxon Station,NA,NA,NA +131747,469,33,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),223000,FALSE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,NA,NA,NA +131748,469,34,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),223000,FALSE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,NA,NA,NA +131749,469,35,"Marge Simpson: (WEARY) Oh Homie, maybe we should call it a day.",223000,TRUE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,"Oh Homie, maybe we should call it a day.",oh homie maybe we should call it a day,9 +131750,469,36,"Homer Simpson: Oh I'm sorry, Maggie, but even at your age, I'm sure you understand things can't always go your way, and that's why... (RISING FURIOUS) I can't believe we didn't get that stupid elf! (HUGE SOBS)",226000,TRUE,2,3805,Homer Simpson,Texxon Station,"Oh I'm sorry, Maggie, but even at your age, I'm sure you understand things can't always go your way, and that's why... I can't believe we didn't get that stupid elf!",oh im sorry maggie but even at your age im sure you understand things cant always go your way and thats why i cant believe we didnt get that stupid elf,31 +131751,469,37,(Simpson Car: ext. simpson car - driving home from west springfield),241000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +131752,469,38,Bart Simpson: Where the hell are we? I've never seen stores like these before.,241000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,Where the hell are we? I've never seen stores like these before.,where the hell are we ive never seen stores like these before,12 +131753,469,39,Marge Simpson: (GASP) I know where we are! This is the neighborhood where I grew up!,246000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,I know where we are! This is the neighborhood where I grew up!,i know where we are this is the neighborhood where i grew up,13 +131754,469,40,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, everything's changed! That tree used to be a smaller tree. And that food bank used to be a regular bank.",251000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"Ooo, everything's changed! That tree used to be a smaller tree. And that food bank used to be a regular bank.",ooo everythings changed that tree used to be a smaller tree and that food bank used to be a regular bank,21 +131755,469,41,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) The march of progress.,259000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,The march of progress.,the march of progress,4 +131756,469,42,Marge Simpson: (GASP) There's my old house!,261000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,There's my old house!,theres my old house,4 +131757,469,43,"Lisa Simpson: Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house.",266000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,"Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house.",someday when im a grownup maybe ill go back and look fondly at our house,15 +131758,469,44,"Bart Simpson: Well, stop in and say ""hi"" to me 'cause I'll still be there -- chillin' in my basement bachelor pad.",270000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,"Well, stop in and say ""hi"" to me 'cause I'll still be there -- chillin' in my basement bachelor pad.",well stop in and say hi to me cause ill still be there -- chillin in my basement bachelor pad,20 +131759,469,45,Homer Simpson: Be sure to water the flowers on my backyard grave.,275000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Be sure to water the flowers on my backyard grave.,be sure to water the flowers on my backyard grave,10 +131760,469,46,Bart Simpson: As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.,278000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.,as long as i can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every halloween,17 +131761,469,47,Homer Simpson: Just don't dress me up like a woman.,282000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Just don't dress me up like a woman.,just dont dress me up like a woman,8 +131762,469,48,Bart Simpson: We'll see.,282000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,We'll see.,well see,2 +131763,469,49,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED GASPS),282000,FALSE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +131764,469,50,Abby: (COUNTRY) I know what you folks are here for.,286000,TRUE,5702,151,Abby,Simpson Car,I know what you folks are here for.,i know what you folks are here for,8 +131765,469,51,Abby: Rabbits! I just kilt this one because it stopped bein' cute!,288000,TRUE,5702,151,Abby,Simpson Car,Rabbits! I just kilt this one because it stopped bein' cute!,rabbits i just kilt this one because it stopped bein cute,11 +131766,469,52,Marge Simpson: We're not here for rabbit. I used to live in this house as a girl.,292000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,We're not here for rabbit. I used to live in this house as a girl.,were not here for rabbit i used to live in this house as a girl,15 +131767,469,53,"Abby: I live in it now as a woman! Hey, you wanna come on in? Take a look around?",296000,TRUE,5702,151,Abby,Simpson Car,"I live in it now as a woman! Hey, you wanna come on in? Take a look around?",i live in it now as a woman hey you wanna come on in take a look around,18 +131768,469,54,"Marge Simpson: Oh, I'd love to, if it's not an imposition.",300000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"Oh, I'd love to, if it's not an imposition.",oh id love to if its not an imposition,9 +131769,469,55,"Abby: Well, as long as we don't have to feed this one. (LAUGHS)",303000,TRUE,5702,151,Abby,Simpson Car,"Well, as long as we don't have to feed this one.",well as long as we dont have to feed this one,11 +131770,469,56,"Homer Simpson: (FAKES LAUGHING ALONG, THEN LOUD WHISPER TO MARGE) Tell her ""no deal"".",307000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Tell her ""no deal"".",tell her no deal,4 +131771,469,57,(MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME: Ext. Marge's childhood home - establishing),307000,FALSE,NA,1166,NA,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,NA,NA,NA +131772,469,58,Marge Simpson: Everything's just the way I remember it...,307000,TRUE,1,1166,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Everything's just the way I remember it...,everythings just the way i remember it,7 +131773,469,59,Marge Simpson: You see that mirror? I discovered that if I sat in the kitchen I could see if the bathroom was free using the reflection from the mirror off the toaster.,313000,TRUE,1,1166,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,You see that mirror? I discovered that if I sat in the kitchen I could see if the bathroom was free using the reflection from the mirror off the toaster.,you see that mirror i discovered that if i sat in the kitchen i could see if the bathroom was free using the reflection from the mirror off the toaster,30 +131774,469,60,"Homer Simpson: (HAPPY HUMS, FLOSSING NOISES)",313000,FALSE,2,1166,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,NA,NA,NA +131775,469,61,Marge Simpson: (GROSSED-OUT NOISE),313000,FALSE,1,1166,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,NA,NA,NA +131776,469,62,(Bedroom: int. bedroom - later),327000,FALSE,NA,298,NA,Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +131777,469,63,Marge Simpson: This was my bedroom! (GASPS) My bedpost smooshes are still in the carpet! (GIGGLES),327000,TRUE,1,298,Marge Simpson,Bedroom,This was my bedroom! My bedpost smooshes are still in the carpet!,this was my bedroom my bedpost smooshes are still in the carpet,12 +131778,469,64,Bart Simpson: I wanna go read books in the car.,333000,TRUE,8,298,Bart Simpson,Bedroom,I wanna go read books in the car.,i wanna go read books in the car,8 +131779,469,65,Marge Simpson: There are no books in the car.,335000,TRUE,1,298,Marge Simpson,Bedroom,There are no books in the car.,there are no books in the car,7 +131780,469,66,Bart Simpson: I just wanna sit in the car!,336000,TRUE,8,298,Bart Simpson,Bedroom,I just wanna sit in the car!,i just wanna sit in the car,7 +131781,469,67,(UPSTAIRS HALLWAY: Ext. upstairs hallway - a little later),338000,FALSE,NA,172,NA,UPSTAIRS HALLWAY,NA,NA,NA +131782,469,68,"Abby: I always wondered who ""Marge"" is.",338000,TRUE,5702,172,Abby,UPSTAIRS HALLWAY,"I always wondered who ""Marge"" is.",i always wondered who marge is,6 +131783,469,69,Marge Simpson: (GASP) My memorables!,341000,TRUE,1,172,Marge Simpson,UPSTAIRS HALLWAY,My memorables!,my memorables,2 +131784,469,70,"Abby: Over the years, I've sure been tempted to go through this stuff. So I did, many times!",344000,TRUE,5702,172,Abby,UPSTAIRS HALLWAY,"Over the years, I've sure been tempted to go through this stuff. So I did, many times!",over the years ive sure been tempted to go through this stuff so i did many times,17 +131785,469,71,(MARGE'S CHILDHOOD ROOM: Int. Marge's childhood room - later),351000,FALSE,NA,3806,NA,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD ROOM,NA,NA,NA +131786,469,72,Marge Simpson: My whole childhood is in this box! (NOTICING SOMETHING) My scrunchies! I never really had the hair for these.,351000,TRUE,1,3806,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD ROOM,My whole childhood is in this box! My scrunchies! I never really had the hair for these.,my whole childhood is in this box my scrunchies i never really had the hair for these,17 +131787,469,73,"Lisa Simpson: (EXAMINING TROPHY) Wow, Mom -- you got first place in the science fair!",359000,TRUE,9,3806,Lisa Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD ROOM,"Wow, Mom -- you got first place in the science fair!",wow mom -- you got first place in the science fair,11 +131788,469,74,"Marge Simpson: (DISMISSIVE) Oh, that's ancient history. (PICKS UP SCHOOL REPORT) Ooh, here's my paper on ancient history.",363000,TRUE,1,3806,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD ROOM,"Oh, that's ancient history. Ooh, here's my paper on ancient history.",oh thats ancient history ooh heres my paper on ancient history,11 +131789,469,75,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, these grades are amazing! Just as good as mine!",369000,TRUE,9,3806,Lisa Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD ROOM,"Mom, these grades are amazing! Just as good as mine!",mom these grades are amazing just as good as mine,10 +131791,469,77,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),383000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131792,469,78,"DOLPH: Aw, man. The drainage around here is a joke.",383000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,"Aw, man. The drainage around here is a joke.",aw man the drainage around here is a joke,9 +131793,469,79,Kearney Zzyzwicz: I don't even know why I pay taxes.,387000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,I don't even know why I pay taxes.,i dont even know why i pay taxes,8 +131794,469,80,Bart Simpson: Comin' through!,389000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Comin' through!,comin through,2 +131795,469,81,Bart Simpson: Just when you think I'm out of ideas!,393000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Just when you think I'm out of ideas!,just when you think im out of ideas,8 +131796,469,82,Kids: (GASP),393000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131797,469,83,Nelson Muntz: (GRIM) Get your affairs in order.,411000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Get your affairs in order.,get your affairs in order,5 +131798,469,84,Database: Bart beat up Nelson!,418000,TRUE,1605,3,Database,Springfield Elementary School,Bart beat up Nelson!,bart beat up nelson,4 +131799,469,85,Martin Prince: A new bully has risen! Simpson Boombaye!,420000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,A new bully has risen! Simpson Boombaye!,a new bully has risen simpson boombaye,7 +131800,469,86,Kids: Simpson Boombaye! Simpson Boombaye!,424000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Simpson Boombaye! Simpson Boombaye!,simpson boombaye simpson boombaye,4 +131801,469,87,"Nelson Muntz: Oh, Mama!",430000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, Mama!",oh mama,2 +131802,469,88,Nelson Muntz: (SOBS),430000,FALSE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131803,469,89,"Seymour Skinner: (HUMS, THEN:) Buying those extra trophies from cash-strapped schools really filled out the old case.",439000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Buying those extra trophies from cash-strapped schools really filled out the old case.,buying those extra trophies from cash-strapped schools really filled out the old case,13 +131804,469,90,Lisa Simpson: Principal Skinner? Quick question. Is it true my Mom was a great student?,443000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Principal Skinner? Quick question. Is it true my Mom was a great student?,principal skinner quick question is it true my mom was a great student,13 +131805,469,91,Seymour Skinner: Oh indeed. Your mother was as fine a student as you.,448000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Oh indeed. Your mother was as fine a student as you.,oh indeed your mother was as fine a student as you,11 +131806,469,92,Seymour Skinner: Keep up the good work and you'll probably wind up just like her.,451000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Keep up the good work and you'll probably wind up just like her.,keep up the good work and youll probably wind up just like her,13 +131807,469,93,"Lisa Simpson: Well... of course that would be great. (WEAK CHUCKLE, THEN DIPLOMATIC) But I see myself making an impact... outside the home.",454000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Well... of course that would be great. But I see myself making an impact... outside the home.,well of course that would be great but i see myself making an impact outside the home,17 +131808,469,94,"Seymour Skinner: (CHUCKLE) Lisa, one of the hardest jobs I have is throwing cold water on young children's dreams.",462000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, one of the hardest jobs I have is throwing cold water on young children's dreams.",lisa one of the hardest jobs i have is throwing cold water on young childrens dreams,16 +131809,469,95,"Seymour Skinner: Ralph, you're not a kangaroo.",468000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Ralph, you're not a kangaroo.",ralph youre not a kangaroo,5 +131810,469,96,Ralph Wiggum: (SAD NOISE),468000,FALSE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131811,469,97,"Seymour Skinner: The point is, I've learned a lot about human nature by sitting in the park with mother. And one thing I've learned is children turn out like their parents. Behold, your future!",471000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"The point is, I've learned a lot about human nature by sitting in the park with mother. And one thing I've learned is children turn out like their parents. Behold, your future!",the point is ive learned a lot about human nature by sitting in the park with mother and one thing ive learned is children turn out like their parents behold your future,32 +131812,469,98,Lisa Simpson: (VERY SAD NOISE),471000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131813,469,99,"Seymour Skinner: (STERN) Ralph, you're also not a trophy.",486000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Ralph, you're also not a trophy.",ralph youre also not a trophy,6 +131814,469,100,Ralph Wiggum: (SAD NOISE),486000,FALSE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131815,469,101,Gary Chalmers: Skinner! I warned you about interacting with students!,490000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Skinner! I warned you about interacting with students!,skinner i warned you about interacting with students,8 +131816,469,102,Gary Chalmers: I don't want to have to yell at you.,494000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I don't want to have to yell at you.,i dont want to have to yell at you,9 +131817,469,103,Seymour Skinner: You yell at me about everything.,496000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,You yell at me about everything.,you yell at me about everything,6 +131818,469,104,"Gary Chalmers: Well I can't yell at anyone else! Teachers have a union, students have parents.",497000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Well I can't yell at anyone else! Teachers have a union, students have parents.",well i cant yell at anyone else teachers have a union students have parents,14 +131819,469,105,Seymour Skinner: What about Willie?,502000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,What about Willie?,what about willie,3 +131820,469,106,Gary Chalmers: I like Willie!,502000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I like Willie!,i like willie,3 +131821,469,107,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),508000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131822,469,108,"Lisa Simpson: Maggie, something happened to Mom and I'm gonna find out what and when.",508000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Maggie, something happened to Mom and I'm gonna find out what and when.",maggie something happened to mom and im gonna find out what and when,13 +131823,469,109,"Lisa Simpson: Mom's looking good through elementary school... ninth grade, tenth grade, still ridin' the A-Train... Then suddenly, when she was a high school senior (VERY LOUDLY) BLAM!",511000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom's looking good through elementary school... ninth grade, tenth grade, still ridin' the A-Train... Then suddenly, when she was a high school senior BLAM!",moms looking good through elementary school ninth grade tenth grade still ridin the a-train then suddenly when she was a high school senior blam,24 +131824,469,110,Marge Simpson: You kids play nice up there!,522000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You kids play nice up there!,you kids play nice up there,6 +131825,469,111,Lisa Simpson: (TO SELF) What could've happened?,524000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What could've happened?,what couldve happened,3 +131826,469,112,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, can I talk to you for a second?",546000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, can I talk to you for a second?",dad can i talk to you for a second,9 +131827,469,113,"Homer Simpson: What is troubling you, my son? I mean, my girl son?",549000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What is troubling you, my son? I mean, my girl son?",what is troubling you my son i mean my girl son,11 +131828,469,114,"Lisa Simpson: (DELICATELY) Well, um, I was looking through Mom's old schoolwork, and I noticed her grades went down when she started going out with you.",554000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, um, I was looking through Mom's old schoolwork, and I noticed her grades went down when she started going out with you.",well um i was looking through moms old schoolwork and i noticed her grades went down when she started going out with you,23 +131829,469,115,"Homer Simpson: Hey, if it hadn't been me, it would have been someone or something else. Sooner or later, everyone meets their ""Homer.""",562000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, if it hadn't been me, it would have been someone or something else. Sooner or later, everyone meets their ""Homer.""",hey if it hadnt been me it would have been someone or something else sooner or later everyone meets their homer,21 +131830,469,116,"Lisa Simpson: No offense Dad, but no boy is gonna distract me from my dreams.",571000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"No offense Dad, but no boy is gonna distract me from my dreams.",no offense dad but no boy is gonna distract me from my dreams,13 +131831,469,117,"Homer Simpson: It may not be a boy. It could be anything: scrap-booking, high-stakes poker, or the Santa Fe lifestyle. Just pick a dead end, and chill out till you die.",576000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It may not be a boy. It could be anything: scrap-booking, high-stakes poker, or the Santa Fe lifestyle. Just pick a dead end, and chill out till you die.",it may not be a boy it could be anything scrap-booking high-stakes poker or the santa fe lifestyle just pick a dead end and chill out till you die,29 +131832,469,118,Lisa Simpson: No! That's not gonna happen to me! I'm gonna make sure nothing distracts me ever!,586000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,No! That's not gonna happen to me! I'm gonna make sure nothing distracts me ever!,no thats not gonna happen to me im gonna make sure nothing distracts me ever,15 +131833,469,119,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - playground),593000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131834,469,120,"Nelson Muntz: Look at you, struttin' around, like you're Toad of Toad Hall.",593000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Look at you, struttin' around, like you're Toad of Toad Hall.",look at you struttin around like youre toad of toad hall,11 +131835,469,121,"Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE NERVOUS) I'm just whistlin', man.",598000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm just whistlin', man.",im just whistlin man,4 +131866,469,152,"Marge Simpson: But it's not good enough, is it?",731000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"But it's not good enough, is it?",but its not good enough is it,7 +131836,469,122,"Nelson Muntz: You think you're so smart, don'tcha, Simpson?",602000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"You think you're so smart, don'tcha, Simpson?",you think youre so smart dontcha simpson,7 +131837,469,123,Bart Simpson: We're both in the same reading group. I think you know how smart I am.,604000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,We're both in the same reading group. I think you know how smart I am.,were both in the same reading group i think you know how smart i am,15 +131838,469,124,Nelson Muntz: That's an insult to me and the rest of the inchworms!,608000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,That's an insult to me and the rest of the inchworms!,thats an insult to me and the rest of the inchworms,11 +131839,469,125,Martin Prince: Bart did it again!,614000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,Bart did it again!,bart did it again,4 +131840,469,126,Bart Simpson: I'm not a bully! It's just a series of incredible coincidences!,615000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I'm not a bully! It's just a series of incredible coincidences!,im not a bully its just a series of incredible coincidences,11 +131841,469,127,"Seymour Skinner: Well Bart, I guess his parking spot is yours now.",620000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Well Bart, I guess his parking spot is yours now.",well bart i guess his parking spot is yours now,10 +131842,469,128,Seymour Skinner: Well done.,622000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Well done.,well done,2 +131843,469,129,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),627000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131844,469,130,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, I've gotten rid of all of my distractions, diversions, hobbies and... (NOTICING, GASPS) Oh my God!",627000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, I've gotten rid of all of my distractions, diversions, hobbies and... Oh my God!",okay ive gotten rid of all of my distractions diversions hobbies and oh my god,15 +131845,469,131,"Lisa Simpson: Are you a distraction, or a higher calling? All right, let's see. How many jazz musicians led long and happy lives? There's, um... (THINKS)",634000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Are you a distraction, or a higher calling? All right, let's see. How many jazz musicians led long and happy lives? There's, um...",are you a distraction or a higher calling all right lets see how many jazz musicians led long and happy lives theres um,23 +131846,469,132,(Lisa's Window: Ext. Lisa's window - Seconds later),654000,FALSE,NA,3807,NA,Lisa's Window,NA,NA,NA +131847,469,133,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night),654000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131848,469,134,Marge Simpson: That's odd. Lisa just threw her saxophone out the window.,654000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's odd. Lisa just threw her saxophone out the window.,thats odd lisa just threw her saxophone out the window,10 +131849,469,135,"Homer Simpson: Oh, that's probably because to her, the saxophone is a me, and she doesn't want to end up like you. G'night.",657000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, that's probably because to her, the saxophone is a me, and she doesn't want to end up like you. G'night.",oh thats probably because to her the saxophone is a me and she doesnt want to end up like you gnight,21 +131850,469,136,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED) She doesn't want to end up like me?!,664000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,She doesn't want to end up like me?!,she doesnt want to end up like me,8 +131851,469,137,"Homer Simpson: (SWALLOWS, THEN) No, she does, totally, but uh... with a happier ending. Goodnight!",666000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, she does, totally, but uh... with a happier ending. Goodnight!",no she does totally but uh with a happier ending goodnight,11 +131852,469,138,Marge Simpson: (HURT) What's so wrong with me?,672000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What's so wrong with me?,whats so wrong with me,5 +131853,469,139,"Homer Simpson: Nothing, sweetie, nothing! Here, let me explain.",674000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Nothing, sweetie, nothing! Here, let me explain.",nothing sweetie nothing here let me explain,7 +131854,469,140,Homer Simpson: She does not want to... turn out like... you... didn't... not until... diplomatic... trapped... help... (LIKE HYPNOTIST) remember nothing! (CLAPS HANDS TWICE),677000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,She does not want to... turn out like... you... didn't... not until... diplomatic... trapped... help... remember nothing!,she does not want to turn out like you didnt not until diplomatic trapped help remember nothing,17 +131855,469,141,Marge Simpson: (SADLY) I remember everything.,690000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I remember everything.,i remember everything,3 +131856,469,142,"Homer Simpson: Well, if you check your purse I think you'll find... the seven of clubs!",692000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if you check your purse I think you'll find... the seven of clubs!",well if you check your purse i think youll find the seven of clubs,14 +131857,469,143,Marge Simpson: (SADLY) No. Just a picture of Lisa. Who wants to be nothing like me.,700000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No. Just a picture of Lisa. Who wants to be nothing like me.,no just a picture of lisa who wants to be nothing like me,13 +131858,469,144,"Homer Simpson: I am so sorry, Marge.",706000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I am so sorry, Marge.",i am so sorry marge,5 +131859,469,145,Marge Simpson: Stupid pan.,711000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid pan.,stupid pan,2 +131860,469,146,"Lisa Simpson: (PLEASANT) Mom, could you keep it down a little? I'm trying to study.",714000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, could you keep it down a little? I'm trying to study.",mom could you keep it down a little im trying to study,12 +131861,469,147,"Marge Simpson: (CUTTING HER OFF) Uh-huh, yeah. Here's your breakfast.",716000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh-huh, yeah. Here's your breakfast.",uh-huh yeah heres your breakfast,5 +131862,469,148,"Marge Simpson: (TO MAGGIE, CURT) Not a good time!",720000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Not a good time!,not a good time,4 +131863,469,149,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, is something wrong?",723000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, is something wrong?",mom is something wrong,4 +131864,469,150,Marge Simpson: Would it be so bad to turn out like me?,725000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Would it be so bad to turn out like me?,would it be so bad to turn out like me,10 +131865,469,151,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, I admire everything you do--",728000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, I admire everything you do--",mom i admire everything you do--,6 +131867,469,153,Lisa Simpson: It's plenty good! It's great! It's just... not for me.,732000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It's plenty good! It's great! It's just... not for me.,its plenty good its great its just not for me,10 +131868,469,154,Bart Simpson: School bus!,739000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,School bus!,school bus,2 +131869,469,155,"Marge Simpson: (AFFECTIONATE NOISE AS SHE KISSES BART, DISGRUNTLED NOISE AS SHE KISSES LISA)",739000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131870,469,156,"Lisa Simpson: (TO BART, CONCERNED) What kind of kiss did you get?",748000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What kind of kiss did you get?,what kind of kiss did you get,7 +131871,469,157,Bart Simpson: (SHRUGS) Normal. You?,748000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Normal. You?,normal you,2 +131872,469,158,Lisa Simpson: (SAD) Ice cold.,751000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Ice cold.,ice cold,2 +131873,469,159,Bart Simpson: You're just imagining things.,752000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You're just imagining things.,youre just imagining things,4 +131874,469,160,Lisa Simpson: Oh yeah?,753000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh yeah?,oh yeah,2 +131875,469,161,Bart Simpson: Hm.,755000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Hm.,hm,1 +131876,469,162,Bart Simpson: What does your note say?,757000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What does your note say?,what does your note say,5 +131877,469,163,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED) The seven of clubs.,759000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,The seven of clubs.,the seven of clubs,4 +131878,469,164,Homer Simpson: (PASSING BY) Ta-da!,761000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ta-da!,ta-da,1 +131879,469,165,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),767000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131880,469,166,"Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE) What's the point of getting rid of all the distractions at home, if I have to do my learning here?",767000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"What's the point of getting rid of all the distractions at home, if I have to do my learning here?",whats the point of getting rid of all the distractions at home if i have to do my learning here,20 +131881,469,167,(Library: int. library - continuous),779000,FALSE,NA,248,NA,Library,NA,NA,NA +131882,469,168,"Groundskeeper Willie: (SINGS, TO ""LOCH LOMOND"") OH I'LL WAX THE UPSTAIRS / AND I'LL WAX THE DOWNSTAIRS / THEN I'LL GET DRUNK IN THE LI'BRY!",779000,TRUE,404,248,Groundskeeper Willie,Library,OH I'LL WAX THE UPSTAIRS / AND I'LL WAX THE DOWNSTAIRS / THEN I'LL GET DRUNK IN THE LI'BRY!,oh ill wax the upstairs and ill wax the downstairs then ill get drunk in the libry,17 +131883,469,169,Lisa Simpson: Willie!,786000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,Willie!,willie,1 +131884,469,170,Lisa Simpson: Do you have to wax this floor now?,787000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,Do you have to wax this floor now?,do you have to wax this floor now,8 +131885,469,171,"Groundskeeper Willie: No, no, I can come back later.",790000,TRUE,404,248,Groundskeeper Willie,Library,"No, no, I can come back later.",no no i can come back later,7 +131886,469,172,Groundskeeper Willie: (ANGUISHED SCREAMS),790000,FALSE,404,248,Groundskeeper Willie,Library,NA,NA,NA +131887,469,173,Lisa Simpson: (WORRIED) Should I get the nurse?,794000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,Should I get the nurse?,should i get the nurse,5 +131888,469,174,Groundskeeper Willie: (CALMLY) Nae. Just keep studying. I'll scream this out. (MORE ANGUISHED SCREAMS),796000,TRUE,404,248,Groundskeeper Willie,Library,Nae. Just keep studying. I'll scream this out.,nae just keep studying ill scream this out,8 +131889,469,175,(Springfield Elementary School: INt. springfield elementary - hallway - day),805000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131890,469,176,Bart Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE),805000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131891,469,177,"Nelson Muntz: I can get to you whenever I want, Simpson. But I'm gonna bide my time. You won't even hear the punch that wastes you. And you'll crack like one of those chicken turds rich people eat.",805000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"I can get to you whenever I want, Simpson. But I'm gonna bide my time. You won't even hear the punch that wastes you. And you'll crack like one of those chicken turds rich people eat.",i can get to you whenever i want simpson but im gonna bide my time you wont even hear the punch that wastes you and youll crack like one of those chicken turds rich people eat,36 +131892,469,178,Bart Simpson: (PUZZLED) You mean an egg?,823000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You mean an egg?,you mean an egg,4 +131893,469,179,Nelson Muntz: I mean you're dead!,825000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I mean you're dead!,i mean youre dead,4 +131894,469,180,Nelson Muntz: (ANGUISHED NOISE),825000,FALSE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131895,469,181,Nelson Muntz: Let me outta here so I can put you in here!,828000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Let me outta here so I can put you in here!,let me outta here so i can put you in here,11 +131896,469,182,Bart Simpson: Ha! You're not so tough now.,831000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Ha! You're not so tough now.,ha youre not so tough now,6 +131897,469,183,Bart Simpson: (SCARED SHRIEK),831000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131898,469,184,(School Bus: int. school bus - continuous),841000,FALSE,NA,71,NA,School Bus,NA,NA,NA +131899,469,185,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) Dad was right -- I might as well give up.,841000,TRUE,9,71,Lisa Simpson,School Bus,Dad was right -- I might as well give up.,dad was right -- i might as well give up,10 +131900,469,186,"Lisa Simpson: (GASPS, THEN READING SIDE OF ELECTRIC BUS) ""Cloisters Academy?!"" (FLIRTY) That bus could pick me up any day of the week!",860000,TRUE,9,71,Lisa Simpson,School Bus,"""Cloisters Academy?!"" That bus could pick me up any day of the week!",cloisters academy that bus could pick me up any day of the week,13 +131901,469,187,"Otto Mann: S'up, bro?",866000,TRUE,52,71,Otto Mann,School Bus,"S'up, bro?",sup bro,2 +131902,469,188,"Professional-looking Driver: (COLD, PROFESSIONAL) I'm not your brother.",867000,TRUE,5703,71,Professional-looking Driver,School Bus,I'm not your brother.,im not your brother,4 +131903,469,189,"Lisa Simpson: (PRAYING) Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but c'mon.",870000,TRUE,9,71,Lisa Simpson,School Bus,"Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but c'mon.",lord buddha i know im not supposed to want stuff but cmon,12 +131904,469,190,(Cloisters Academy: ext. Cloisters academy - day - establishing),881000,FALSE,NA,3808,NA,Cloisters Academy,NA,NA,NA +131905,469,191,(TOP OF TOWER: int. top of tower - day),881000,FALSE,NA,2276,NA,TOP OF TOWER,NA,NA,NA +131906,469,192,Admissions Director: Cloisters Academy is a refuge for quiet learning. We have every facility imaginable. Including an imaginatorium.,881000,TRUE,5704,2276,Admissions Director,TOP OF TOWER,Cloisters Academy is a refuge for quiet learning. We have every facility imaginable. Including an imaginatorium.,cloisters academy is a refuge for quiet learning we have every facility imaginable including an imaginatorium,16 +131907,469,193,"Admissions Director: Oh no, wait, it's over there.",889000,TRUE,5704,2276,Admissions Director,TOP OF TOWER,"Oh no, wait, it's over there.",oh no wait its over there,6 +131908,469,194,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, Dad! Please, can I go here? I'll study so hard I'll make the old me look like Bart.",892000,TRUE,9,2276,Lisa Simpson,TOP OF TOWER,"Mom, Dad! Please, can I go here? I'll study so hard I'll make the old me look like Bart.",mom dad please can i go here ill study so hard ill make the old me look like bart,19 +131909,469,195,Homer Simpson: That would be one weird-looking kid.,897000,TRUE,2,2276,Homer Simpson,TOP OF TOWER,That would be one weird-looking kid.,that would be one weird-looking kid,6 +131910,469,196,"Marge Simpson: We'd love to send you here, sweetie. We just can't afford it.",899000,TRUE,1,2276,Marge Simpson,TOP OF TOWER,"We'd love to send you here, sweetie. We just can't afford it.",wed love to send you here sweetie we just cant afford it,12 +131911,469,197,Admissions Director: (CONDESCENDING) I'm sure she'll do fine at Springfield Elementary. I hear they just found out there was a World War Two. (SMUG CHUCKLE),904000,TRUE,5704,2276,Admissions Director,TOP OF TOWER,I'm sure she'll do fine at Springfield Elementary. I hear they just found out there was a World War Two.,im sure shell do fine at springfield elementary i hear they just found out there was a world war two,20 +131912,469,198,"Marge Simpson: (GRIM) Homer, Lisa, could you please step outside? I have a few choice words for this gentleman.",912000,TRUE,1,2276,Marge Simpson,TOP OF TOWER,"Homer, Lisa, could you please step outside? I have a few choice words for this gentleman.",homer lisa could you please step outside i have a few choice words for this gentleman,16 +131913,469,199,"Lisa Simpson: (PLEADING) Mom, please don't.",918000,TRUE,9,2276,Lisa Simpson,TOP OF TOWER,"Mom, please don't.",mom please dont,3 +131914,469,200,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I've seen that look before. That's the ""I ate the piece of wedding cake she's been saving in the freezer ten years"" look.",921000,TRUE,2,2276,Homer Simpson,TOP OF TOWER,"Oh, I've seen that look before. That's the ""I ate the piece of wedding cake she's been saving in the freezer ten years"" look.",oh ive seen that look before thats the i ate the piece of wedding cake shes been saving in the freezer ten years look,24 +131915,469,201,Marge Simpson: (TO HOMER) You what?!,927000,TRUE,1,2276,Marge Simpson,TOP OF TOWER,You what?!,you what,2 +131916,469,202,Homer Simpson: Run!,927000,TRUE,2,2276,Homer Simpson,TOP OF TOWER,Run!,run,1 +131917,469,203,(Base Of Tower: Int. base of tower - waiting room - moments later),945000,FALSE,NA,1924,NA,Base Of Tower,NA,NA,NA +131918,469,204,"Admissions Director: Lisa, your mother convinced me to take a closer look at your record, and upon further reflection, I have decided to offer you a full scholarship to Cloisters Academy.",945000,TRUE,5704,1924,Admissions Director,Base Of Tower,"Lisa, your mother convinced me to take a closer look at your record, and upon further reflection, I have decided to offer you a full scholarship to Cloisters Academy.",lisa your mother convinced me to take a closer look at your record and upon further reflection i have decided to offer you a full scholarship to cloisters academy,29 +131919,469,205,"Lisa Simpson: (ECSTATIC) I have a future! (HUGS MARGE) Thank you, Mom!",955000,TRUE,9,1924,Lisa Simpson,Base Of Tower,"I have a future! Thank you, Mom!",i have a future thank you mom,7 +131920,469,206,"Homer Simpson: (HUGS ADMISSIONS DIRECTOR) Thank you, four-eyes!",959000,TRUE,2,1924,Homer Simpson,Base Of Tower,"Thank you, four-eyes!",thank you four-eyes,3 +131921,469,207,(Cloisters Academy: Ext. cloisters academy - parking lot - day),963000,FALSE,NA,3808,NA,Cloisters Academy,NA,NA,NA +131922,469,208,Admissions Director: So you'll start Monday.,963000,TRUE,5704,3808,Admissions Director,Cloisters Academy,So you'll start Monday.,so youll start monday,4 +131923,469,209,Lisa Simpson: I'm so exci--,966000,TRUE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,I'm so exci--,im so exci--,3 +131924,469,210,Admissions Director: Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh -- quiet campus. Shh. Now please hold your celebration until you're off the school grounds.,967000,TRUE,5704,3808,Admissions Director,Cloisters Academy,Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh -- quiet campus. Shh. Now please hold your celebration until you're off the school grounds.,uh-uh-uh-uh-uh -- quiet campus shh now please hold your celebration until youre off the school grounds,16 +131925,469,211,"Lisa Simpson: (HUGE WHOOPS, HOLLERS)",967000,FALSE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,NA,NA,NA +131926,469,212,Homer Simpson: (SOFTLY) What time Monday?,981000,TRUE,2,3808,Homer Simpson,Cloisters Academy,What time Monday?,what time monday,3 +131927,469,213,"Admissions Director: Um, eight o'clock.",983000,TRUE,5704,3808,Admissions Director,Cloisters Academy,"Um, eight o'clock.",um eight oclock,3 +131928,469,214,Homer Simpson: (SOFTLY) Thank you.,983000,TRUE,2,3808,Homer Simpson,Cloisters Academy,Thank you.,thank you,2 +131929,469,215,"Lisa Simpson: (HUGE WHOOPS, HOLLERS)",983000,FALSE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,NA,NA,NA +131930,469,216,Homer Simpson: All right!,998000,TRUE,2,3808,Homer Simpson,Cloisters Academy,All right!,all right,2 +131931,469,217,Lisa Simpson: (ENTHRALLED) An academy! I'm attending an academy!,998000,TRUE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,An academy! I'm attending an academy!,an academy im attending an academy,6 +131932,469,218,"Cloisters Girl: Hi! I see that you're new, and we'd be honored to have you join our softball team.",1003000,TRUE,5705,3808,Cloisters Girl,Cloisters Academy,"Hi! I see that you're new, and we'd be honored to have you join our softball team.",hi i see that youre new and wed be honored to have you join our softball team,17 +132355,471,78,Marge Simpson: Awww.,544000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Awww.,awww,1 +131933,469,219,"Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry, I don't really play.",1007000,TRUE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,"I'm sorry, I don't really play.",im sorry i dont really play,6 +131934,469,220,"Cloisters Girl: Oh, no one plays. We just discuss the physics of the game.",1009000,TRUE,5705,3808,Cloisters Girl,Cloisters Academy,"Oh, no one plays. We just discuss the physics of the game.",oh no one plays we just discuss the physics of the game,12 +131935,469,221,Another Girl: I lead the team in E.R.A. -- extremely right answers.,1012000,TRUE,5706,3808,Another Girl,Cloisters Academy,I lead the team in E.R.A. -- extremely right answers.,i lead the team in era -- extremely right answers,10 +131936,469,222,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) Count me in!,1016000,TRUE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,Count me in!,count me in,3 +131937,469,223,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),1018000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +131938,469,224,"Marge Simpson: What's wrong, sweetie -- you seem upset.",1018000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,"What's wrong, sweetie -- you seem upset.",whats wrong sweetie -- you seem upset,7 +131939,469,225,(Car: int. car - continuous),1020000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +131940,469,226,Bart Simpson: I don't wanna talk about it.,1020000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,I don't wanna talk about it.,i dont wanna talk about it,6 +131941,469,227,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) A kid at school's gonna beat me up.,1025000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,A kid at school's gonna beat me up.,a kid at schools gonna beat me up,8 +131942,469,228,Marge Simpson: Is it Milhouse?,1027000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,Is it Milhouse?,is it milhouse,3 +131943,469,229,Bart Simpson: Milhouse couldn't beat me up.,1028000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,Milhouse couldn't beat me up.,milhouse couldnt beat me up,5 +131944,469,230,Marge Simpson: Are you sure? He's having a growth spurt.,1030000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,Are you sure? He's having a growth spurt.,are you sure hes having a growth spurt,8 +131945,469,231,Bart Simpson: It's not Milhouse!,1032000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,It's not Milhouse!,its not milhouse,3 +131946,469,232,Marge Simpson: Is it a girl?,1034000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,Is it a girl?,is it a girl,4 +131947,469,233,Bart Simpson: It's Nelson!,1034000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,It's Nelson!,its nelson,2 +131948,469,234,"Marge Simpson: Hm, I never figured him for the bully type.",1036000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,"Hm, I never figured him for the bully type.",hm i never figured him for the bully type,9 +131949,469,235,"Marge Simpson: Well, if he's got you cornered, and Milhouse isn't there to help you, there's only one way out: make him feel good about himself.",1038000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,"Well, if he's got you cornered, and Milhouse isn't there to help you, there's only one way out: make him feel good about himself.",well if hes got you cornered and milhouse isnt there to help you theres only one way out make him feel good about himself,24 +131950,469,236,Bart Simpson: How do I do that?,1046000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,How do I do that?,how do i do that,5 +131951,469,237,"Marge Simpson: I don't know, compliment his glasses.",1047000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,"I don't know, compliment his glasses.",i dont know compliment his glasses,6 +131952,469,238,Bart Simpson: It's not Milhouse!,1050000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,It's not Milhouse!,its not milhouse,3 +131953,469,239,(Cloisters Academy: ext. cloisters academy - day),1056000,FALSE,NA,3808,NA,Cloisters Academy,NA,NA,NA +131954,469,240,"Teacher: Hi, Lisa, I'm Ms. Marshall, and I'm your teacher.",1056000,TRUE,21,3808,Teacher,Cloisters Academy,"Hi, Lisa, I'm Ms. Marshall, and I'm your teacher.",hi lisa im ms marshall and im your teacher,9 +131955,469,241,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I am so happy to be in your class.",1060000,TRUE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,"Well, I am so happy to be in your class.",well i am so happy to be in your class,10 +131956,469,242,"Ms. Marshall: No, I'm your teacher. I only teach you.",1063000,TRUE,5707,3808,Ms. Marshall,Cloisters Academy,"No, I'm your teacher. I only teach you.",no im your teacher i only teach you,8 +131957,469,243,Ms. Marshall: Your short story about the lonely pony -- gripping.,1066000,TRUE,5707,3808,Ms. Marshall,Cloisters Academy,Your short story about the lonely pony -- gripping.,your short story about the lonely pony -- gripping,9 +131958,469,244,Lisa Simpson: (FLATTERED) Did you get that the pony was actually me?,1068000,TRUE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,Did you get that the pony was actually me?,did you get that the pony was actually me,9 +131959,469,245,"Ms. Marshall: It hit me the next day, and I read the whole thing again. I thought we'd start the semester by turning this into a novel.",1071000,TRUE,5707,3808,Ms. Marshall,Cloisters Academy,"It hit me the next day, and I read the whole thing again. I thought we'd start the semester by turning this into a novel.",it hit me the next day and i read the whole thing again i thought wed start the semester by turning this into a novel,25 +131960,469,246,Lisa Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Self-published?,1078000,TRUE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,Self-published?,self-published,1 +131961,469,247,Ms. Marshall: Real published.,1079000,TRUE,5707,3808,Ms. Marshall,Cloisters Academy,Real published.,real published,2 +131962,469,248,Lisa Simpson: (SWOONING NOISE),1079000,FALSE,9,3808,Lisa Simpson,Cloisters Academy,NA,NA,NA +131963,469,249,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - playground - aerial shot - day),1096000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +131964,469,250,Nelson Muntz: (GHOSTLY) Haw-haw!,1096000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Haw-haw!,haw-haw,1 +131965,469,251,"Nelson Muntz: This is it, Simpson. After this, your nose will not be an outtie.",1107000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"This is it, Simpson. After this, your nose will not be an outtie.",this is it simpson after this your nose will not be an outtie,13 +131966,469,252,Thought Bubble Marge: ...make him feel good about himself.,1111000,TRUE,4521,3,Thought Bubble Marge,Springfield Elementary School,...make him feel good about himself.,make him feel good about himself,6 +131967,469,253,"Bart Simpson: Uh, Nelson... for someone who never goes to the dentist, you have pretty good teeth.",1114000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Uh, Nelson... for someone who never goes to the dentist, you have pretty good teeth.",uh nelson for someone who never goes to the dentist you have pretty good teeth,15 +131968,469,254,"Nelson Muntz: (SWINGING AT BART, FURIOUS) They're dentures!",1119000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,They're dentures!,theyre dentures,2 +131969,469,255,Bart Simpson: Uh... you do a lot with a limited wardrobe!,1120000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Uh... you do a lot with a limited wardrobe!,uh you do a lot with a limited wardrobe,9 +131970,469,256,"Nelson Muntz: That's Social Worker talk for ""I'm poor."" (SWINGS AT BART AGAIN)",1124000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"That's Social Worker talk for ""I'm poor.""",thats social worker talk for im poor,7 +131971,469,257,"Bart Simpson: (DESPERATE) Uh, uh, you punch really good!",1127000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Uh, uh, you punch really good!",uh uh you punch really good,6 +131972,469,258,Nelson Muntz: You think?,1130000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,You think?,you think,2 +131973,469,259,Bart Simpson: Oh yeah! And-and you always avoid the face around picture day. People appreciate that.,1132000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Oh yeah! And-and you always avoid the face around picture day. People appreciate that.,oh yeah and-and you always avoid the face around picture day people appreciate that,14 +131974,469,260,"Nelson Muntz: Hey, those memories are forever.",1138000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, those memories are forever.",hey those memories are forever,5 +131975,469,261,"Bart Simpson: You really care, man. A lot of bullies just phone it in. (COUGHS) Kearney.",1140000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"You really care, man. A lot of bullies just phone it in. Kearney.",you really care man a lot of bullies just phone it in kearney,13 +131976,469,262,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),1147000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131977,469,263,"Lisa Simpson: That school is so great! Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money, and not in chickens. Is Mom gonna come up and say goodnight?",1147000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"That school is so great! Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money, and not in chickens. Is Mom gonna come up and say goodnight?",that school is so great teachers teach so much better when theyre paid in money and not in chickens is mom gonna come up and say goodnight,27 +131978,469,264,"Homer Simpson: Your mom's doing laundry, but she authorized me to say goodnight for her. So, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you sweet dreams.",1155000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Your mom's doing laundry, but she authorized me to say goodnight for her. So, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you sweet dreams.",your moms doing laundry but she authorized me to say goodnight for her so by the power vested in me i now pronounce you sweet dreams,26 +131979,469,265,Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLES),1155000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131980,469,266,(Lisa's Bedroom: int. lisa's room - continuous),1175000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +131981,469,267,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - foyer - night),1175000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131982,469,268,Lisa Simpson: (TENTATIVELY) Mom?,1175000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom?,mom,1 +131983,469,269,Marge Simpson: (SLEEPY) There we go. Clean... and white... (YAWNS) and soft.,1186000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,There we go. Clean... and white... and soft.,there we go clean and white and soft,8 +131984,469,270,Lisa Simpson: Mom?,1194000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom?,mom,1 +131985,469,271,"Marge Simpson: (WAKES WITH A START, SCREAMS)",1194000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +131986,469,272,Lisa Simpson: I see what happened. There was no scholarship. They said I could attend if you did all their laundry. I can't live with that knowledge while trying to get more knowledge.,1194000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I see what happened. There was no scholarship. They said I could attend if you did all their laundry. I can't live with that knowledge while trying to get more knowledge.,i see what happened there was no scholarship they said i could attend if you did all their laundry i cant live with that knowledge while trying to get more knowledge,31 +131987,469,273,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, honey, I insist. Because it's important to you that you don't turn out like me.",1205000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, honey, I insist. Because it's important to you that you don't turn out like me.",lisa honey i insist because its important to you that you dont turn out like me,16 +131988,469,274,Lisa Simpson: Mom... I don't want to go to that school.,1213000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom... I don't want to go to that school.,mom i dont want to go to that school,9 +131989,469,275,Marge Simpson: (SKEPTICAL) Why not?,1215000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why not?,why not,2 +131990,469,276,"Lisa Simpson: Because, it's too elitist. Everyone's parents are in ""the business.""",1217000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Because, it's too elitist. Everyone's parents are in ""the business.""",because its too elitist everyones parents are in the business,10 +131991,469,277,Marge Simpson: What business?,1220000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What business?,what business,2 +131992,469,278,"Lisa Simpson: I don't know! They won't tell me! And besides... you were willing to do all this just so I would be happy! Mom, I'd be honored if I turned out like you.",1224000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't know! They won't tell me! And besides... you were willing to do all this just so I would be happy! Mom, I'd be honored if I turned out like you.",i dont know they wont tell me and besides you were willing to do all this just so i would be happy mom id be honored if i turned out like you,32 +131993,469,279,"Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE TIPSY) Mom, thanks to you, this box sucker didn't beat me up!",1238000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, thanks to you, this box sucker didn't beat me up!",mom thanks to you this box sucker didnt beat me up,11 +131994,469,280,"Nelson Muntz: (TIPSY, HOLDS UP JUICE BOX WITH STRAW IN IT) We've been pokin' foil all night. Musta put away two eight-packs by now.",1243000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,We've been pokin' foil all night. Musta put away two eight-packs by now.,weve been pokin foil all night musta put away two eight-packs by now,13 +131995,469,281,Marge Simpson: I'm so glad you two are friends again.,1248000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm so glad you two are friends again.,im so glad you two are friends again,8 +131996,469,282,Homer Simpson: Look what Maggie got!,1251000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Look what Maggie got!,look what maggie got,4 +131997,469,283,Marge Simpson: Homer? How did you get...?,1252000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer? How did you get...?,homer how did you get,5 +131998,469,284,"Homer Simpson: Up, a father has his secrets.",1252000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Up, a father has his secrets.",up a father has his secrets,6 +131999,469,285,(Texxon Station: Int. texxon station - cashier's booth - continuous),1257000,FALSE,NA,3805,NA,Texxon Station,NA,NA,NA +132000,469,286,Manager: How did he get in?,1257000,TRUE,183,3805,Manager,Texxon Station,How did he get in?,how did he get in,5 +132001,469,287,"Cashier: Told ya, ain't got no glass.",1257000,TRUE,115,3805,Cashier,Texxon Station,"Told ya, ain't got no glass.",told ya aint got no glass,6 +132002,469,288,Manager: Did he take any money?,1260000,TRUE,183,3805,Manager,Texxon Station,Did he take any money?,did he take any money,5 +132003,469,289,Cashier: Uh-uh.,1260000,TRUE,115,3805,Cashier,Texxon Station,Uh-uh.,uh-uh,1 +132004,469,290,"Manager: Well, he did now.",1262000,TRUE,183,3805,Manager,Texxon Station,"Well, he did now.",well he did now,4 +132005,470,0,(NEW YORK: Ext. New York - harbor - day),72000,FALSE,NA,3171,NA,NEW YORK,NA,NA,NA +132006,470,1,"Pilot: (SCREAMS, THEN INTO RADIO) We're unbalanced! It's not fair!",72000,TRUE,526,3171,Pilot,NEW YORK,We're unbalanced! It's not fair!,were unbalanced its not fair,5 +132007,470,2,(Statue of Liberty's Crown: Int. Statue of Liberty's crown - continuous),80000,FALSE,NA,3809,NA,Statue of Liberty's Crown,NA,NA,NA +132008,470,3,Chairman: I'd like to call to order this secret conclave of America's media empires.,80000,TRUE,5708,3809,Chairman,Statue of Liberty's Crown,I'd like to call to order this secret conclave of America's media empires.,id like to call to order this secret conclave of americas media empires,13 +132009,470,4,"Chairman: We are here to come up with the next phony baloney crisis to put Americans back where they belong -- in dark rooms, glued to their televisions, too terrified to skip the commercials.",84000,TRUE,5708,3809,Chairman,Statue of Liberty's Crown,"We are here to come up with the next phony baloney crisis to put Americans back where they belong -- in dark rooms, glued to their televisions, too terrified to skip the commercials.",we are here to come up with the next phony baloney crisis to put americans back where they belong -- in dark rooms glued to their televisions too terrified to skip the commercials,33 +132010,470,5,Nbc Executive: Well I think--,93000,TRUE,5709,3809,Nbc Executive,Statue of Liberty's Crown,Well I think--,well i think--,3 +132011,470,6,"Chairman: (FURIOUS) NBC, you are here to listen and not speak!",93000,TRUE,5708,3809,Chairman,Statue of Liberty's Crown,"NBC, you are here to listen and not speak!",nbc you are here to listen and not speak,9 +132012,470,7,Chairman: (FORCEFUL) I think we should go with a good old-fashioned public health scare.,97000,TRUE,5708,3809,Chairman,Statue of Liberty's Crown,I think we should go with a good old-fashioned public health scare.,i think we should go with a good old-fashioned public health scare,12 +132013,470,8,Executives: (INTRIGUED MURMURS),97000,FALSE,1362,3809,Executives,Statue of Liberty's Crown,NA,NA,NA +132014,470,9,"Female Executive: (NODS, GROWING EXCITEMENT) A new disease! No one's immune! It's like the summer of the shark, except instead of a shark, it's an epidemic, and instead of summer, it's all the time!",102000,TRUE,1336,3809,Female Executive,Statue of Liberty's Crown,"A new disease! No one's immune! It's like the summer of the shark, except instead of a shark, it's an epidemic, and instead of summer, it's all the time!",a new disease no ones immune its like the summer of the shark except instead of a shark its an epidemic and instead of summer its all the time,29 +132015,470,10,Executives: (AGREEING NOISES),102000,FALSE,1362,3809,Executives,Statue of Liberty's Crown,NA,NA,NA +132016,470,11,Network Executive: Now I hate to be the guy who derails what everybody else loves...,110000,TRUE,5710,3809,Network Executive,Statue of Liberty's Crown,Now I hate to be the guy who derails what everybody else loves...,now i hate to be the guy who derails what everybody else loves,13 +132017,470,12,Female Executive: (SOTTO) He loves being that guy.,113000,TRUE,1336,3809,Female Executive,Statue of Liberty's Crown,He loves being that guy.,he loves being that guy,5 +132018,470,13,"Network Executive: ...but, Janice, we do have standards. This can't be a made-up disease. The only moral thing to do is release a deadly virus into the general public.",115000,TRUE,5710,3809,Network Executive,Statue of Liberty's Crown,"...but, Janice, we do have standards. This can't be a made-up disease. The only moral thing to do is release a deadly virus into the general public.",but janice we do have standards this cant be a made-up disease the only moral thing to do is release a deadly virus into the general public,27 +132019,470,14,Chairman: We do have something we've been holding onto -- but it hasn't been tested.,124000,TRUE,5708,3809,Chairman,Statue of Liberty's Crown,We do have something we've been holding onto -- but it hasn't been tested.,we do have something weve been holding onto -- but it hasnt been tested,14 +132020,470,15,"Chairman: Get over here, NBC.",128000,TRUE,5708,3809,Chairman,Statue of Liberty's Crown,"Get over here, NBC.",get over here nbc,4 +132021,470,16,"Nbc Executive: (WEAK CHUCKLE) Well, we certainly believe in testing, but I... (GETS INJECTED, WOOZY NOISE)",129000,TRUE,5709,3809,Nbc Executive,Statue of Liberty's Crown,"Well, we certainly believe in testing, but I...",well we certainly believe in testing but i,8 +132022,470,17,Nbc Executive: (FEVERISH SHUDDERING),129000,FALSE,5709,3809,Nbc Executive,Statue of Liberty's Crown,NA,NA,NA +132023,470,18,Female Executive: Wow. Wow.,129000,TRUE,1336,3809,Female Executive,Statue of Liberty's Crown,Wow. Wow.,wow wow,2 +132024,470,19,Executives: (AGREEING NOISES),129000,FALSE,1362,3809,Executives,Statue of Liberty's Crown,NA,NA,NA +132025,470,20,Chairman: So we've got our deadly disease. (TAPS CHIN THOUGHTFULLY) Now we just have to blame it on something that's in every household... something that people are a little bit afraid of already...,139000,TRUE,5708,3809,Chairman,Statue of Liberty's Crown,So we've got our deadly disease. Now we just have to blame it on something that's in every household... something that people are a little bit afraid of already...,so weve got our deadly disease now we just have to blame it on something thats in every household something that people are a little bit afraid of already,29 +132026,470,21,(NEWSROOM SET: Int. newsroom set - day),149000,FALSE,NA,3810,NA,NEWSROOM SET,NA,NA,NA +132516,472,5,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON house - TV room - CONTINUOUS),31000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132027,470,22,"Kent Brockman: Housecat Flu is coming, people! (RAPID, URGENT) The Center for Disease Disinformation predicts with some degree of probability that the Housecat Flu might spread in the following hypothetical outbreak pattern...",149000,TRUE,211,3810,Kent Brockman,NEWSROOM SET,"Housecat Flu is coming, people! The Center for Disease Disinformation predicts with some degree of probability that the Housecat Flu might spread in the following hypothetical outbreak pattern...",housecat flu is coming people the center for disease disinformation predicts with some degree of probability that the housecat flu might spread in the following hypothetical outbreak pattern,28 +132028,470,23,"Kent Brockman: So petter beware, that warm body on your lap just might be...ready to destroy your tender vittles.",160000,TRUE,211,3810,Kent Brockman,NEWSROOM SET,"So petter beware, that warm body on your lap just might be...ready to destroy your tender vittles.",so petter beware that warm body on your lap just might beready to destroy your tender vittles,17 +132029,470,24,(Simpson Living Room: Int. Simpson living room - continuous),172000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +132030,470,25,Marge Simpson: (TERRIFIED SCREAM),172000,FALSE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +132031,470,26,"Kent Brockman: Springfielders are advised to stay tuned for more info if they experience any of the following symptoms: mild thirst, occasional hunger, tiredness at night...",172000,TRUE,211,25,Kent Brockman,Simpson Living Room,"Springfielders are advised to stay tuned for more info if they experience any of the following symptoms: mild thirst, occasional hunger, tiredness at night...",springfielders are advised to stay tuned for more info if they experience any of the following symptoms mild thirst occasional hunger tiredness at night,24 +132032,470,27,(Krusty Burger: EXT. KRUSTY BURGER - DAY),182000,FALSE,NA,388,NA,Krusty Burger,NA,NA,NA +132033,470,28,"Krusty the Clown: You know, I don't know when this was ever a good idea.",182000,TRUE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,"You know, I don't know when this was ever a good idea.",you know i dont know when this was ever a good idea,12 +132034,470,29,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),194000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +132035,470,30,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BACKYARD - DAY),194000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132036,470,31,"Homer Simpson: (PARANOID) Hurry up, boy. We have to burn everything the cat touched before the virus makes us paranoid.",194000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hurry up, boy. We have to burn everything the cat touched before the virus makes us paranoid.",hurry up boy we have to burn everything the cat touched before the virus makes us paranoid,17 +132037,470,32,Marge Simpson: (BLOWS OUT MATCH) Homer!,204000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +132038,470,33,Marge Simpson: (BLOWS OUT MATCH) Stop burning!,206000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Stop burning!,stop burning,2 +132039,470,34,Marge Simpson: (BLOWS OUT MATCH) They have a vaccine!,208000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,They have a vaccine!,they have a vaccine,4 +132040,470,35,Homer Simpson: All right. We'll get the vaccine.,211000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,All right. We'll get the vaccine.,all right well get the vaccine,6 +132041,470,36,"Marge Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS) Homer, did you know he was in the pile?",217000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, did you know he was in the pile?",homer did you know he was in the pile,9 +132042,470,37,Homer Simpson: I thought he was an old clump of rags.,220000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought he was an old clump of rags.,i thought he was an old clump of rags,9 +132043,470,38,(Springfield General Hospital: Ext. Springfield hospital - day),225000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +132044,470,39,(HOSPITAL LOBBY: Int. hospital lobby - day),225000,FALSE,NA,3811,NA,HOSPITAL LOBBY,NA,NA,NA +132045,470,40,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Don't worry, people. We have enough vaccines for... (CHECKS CLIPBOARD) one child per family.",225000,TRUE,240,3811,Mayor Joe Quimby,HOSPITAL LOBBY,"Don't worry, people. We have enough vaccines for... one child per family.",dont worry people we have enough vaccines for one child per family,12 +132046,470,41,Crowd: (RESTLESS GRUMBLING),225000,FALSE,75,3811,Crowd,HOSPITAL LOBBY,NA,NA,NA +132047,470,42,Krusty the Clown: I don't even have a kid that I admit to having!,231000,TRUE,139,3811,Krusty the Clown,HOSPITAL LOBBY,I don't even have a kid that I admit to having!,i dont even have a kid that i admit to having,11 +132048,470,43,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Please use your time in line wisely to ""Sophie's Choice"" your child.",233000,TRUE,240,3811,Mayor Joe Quimby,HOSPITAL LOBBY,"Please use your time in line wisely to ""Sophie's Choice"" your child.",please use your time in line wisely to sophies choice your child,12 +132049,470,44,Crowd: (EVEN BIGGER GRUMBLING),233000,FALSE,75,3811,Crowd,HOSPITAL LOBBY,NA,NA,NA +132050,470,45,Krusty the Clown: What a crook.,238000,TRUE,139,3811,Krusty the Clown,HOSPITAL LOBBY,What a crook.,what a crook,3 +132051,470,46,(Hospital: Ext. hospital - wide shot - much later),245000,FALSE,NA,297,NA,Hospital,NA,NA,NA +132052,470,47,Marge Simpson: This isn't the line for a movie. Why are you wearing that costume?,245000,TRUE,1,297,Marge Simpson,Hospital,This isn't the line for a movie. Why are you wearing that costume?,this isnt the line for a movie why are you wearing that costume,13 +132053,470,48,"Comic Book Guy: Because, you see, I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.",248000,TRUE,801,297,Comic Book Guy,Hospital,"Because, you see, I am afraid of needles, but Wolverine is not.",because you see i am afraid of needles but wolverine is not,12 +132054,470,49,Comic Book Guy: Snikt! Snikt!,252000,TRUE,801,297,Comic Book Guy,Hospital,Snikt! Snikt!,snikt snikt,2 +132055,470,50,Comic Book Guy: (AGONIZED NOISES) Need... acceptable currency... (AGONIZED NOISES) for delicious treat... (AGONIZED NOISES),258000,TRUE,801,297,Comic Book Guy,Hospital,Need... acceptable currency... for delicious treat...,need acceptable currency for delicious treat,6 +132056,470,51,Lisa Simpson: Mr. Burns? Where's he going?,268000,TRUE,9,297,Lisa Simpson,Hospital,Mr. Burns? Where's he going?,mr burns wheres he going,5 +132057,470,52,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, I'd like thirty-seven snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers here and the rest for my hounds.",275000,TRUE,15,297,C. Montgomery Burns,Hospital,"Yes, I'd like thirty-seven snifters of your influenza syrup. One for me, one for Smithers here and the rest for my hounds.",yes id like thirty-seven snifters of your influenza syrup one for me one for smithers here and the rest for my hounds,22 +132058,470,53,"Mayor Joe Quimby: (TIGHT, LOW) Give him what he wants -- he's the only taxpayer in this town.",283000,TRUE,240,297,Mayor Joe Quimby,Hospital,Give him what he wants -- he's the only taxpayer in this town.,give him what he wants -- hes the only taxpayer in this town,13 +132059,470,54,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (PROTESTING) But Mr. Mayor, these people have waited in line. And dogs can't even get the disease.",287000,TRUE,332,297,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Hospital,"But Mr. Mayor, these people have waited in line. And dogs can't even get the disease.",but mr mayor these people have waited in line and dogs cant even get the disease,16 +132060,470,55,C. Montgomery Burns: They'll see me take it and they'll want some. (CUTESY TO HOUND) Yes 'oo will. Yes 'oo will. You little jelly belly.,292000,TRUE,15,297,C. Montgomery Burns,Hospital,They'll see me take it and they'll want some. Yes 'oo will. Yes 'oo will. You little jelly belly.,theyll see me take it and theyll want some yes oo will yes oo will you little jelly belly,19 +132061,470,56,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, perhaps we should get out of here before people start resenting you.",298000,TRUE,14,297,Waylon Smithers,Hospital,"Sir, perhaps we should get out of here before people start resenting you.",sir perhaps we should get out of here before people start resenting you,13 +132062,470,57,"C. Montgomery Burns: (WORRIED NOISE, THEN TURNS TO SMITHERS) Hurry up and get in -- I'll drive.",303000,TRUE,15,297,C. Montgomery Burns,Hospital,Hurry up and get in -- I'll drive.,hurry up and get in -- ill drive,8 +132063,470,58,Crowd: (ANGRY GRUMBLING AND MUTTERING),303000,FALSE,75,297,Crowd,Hospital,NA,NA,NA +132064,470,59,"Chief Wiggum: Hurry everyone, roll in the shards!",313000,TRUE,71,297,Chief Wiggum,Hospital,"Hurry everyone, roll in the shards!",hurry everyone roll in the shards,6 +132065,470,60,Chief Wiggum: Come on! Like this!,316000,TRUE,71,297,Chief Wiggum,Hospital,Come on! Like this!,come on like this,4 +132066,470,61,Chief Wiggum: Healthy. Gettin' healthy. Ow! Gettin' healthy... and very sleepy. (PASSING OUT NOISE),316000,TRUE,71,297,Chief Wiggum,Hospital,Healthy. Gettin' healthy. Ow! Gettin' healthy... and very sleepy.,healthy gettin healthy ow gettin healthy and very sleepy,9 +132067,470,62,(Burns Manor: EXT. BURNS' MANSION - DAY - ESTABLISHING),331000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +132068,470,63,C. Montgomery Burns: Ahhh. I feel as hail and hearty as an eohippus.,331000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Ahhh. I feel as hail and hearty as an eohippus.,ahhh i feel as hail and hearty as an eohippus,10 +132069,470,64,"Personal Physician: (JAMES MASON ACCENT) Mister Burns, I did a little blood work earlier today and I'm afraid I've got a bit of hard news.",335000,TRUE,5711,53,Personal Physician,Burns Manor,"Mister Burns, I did a little blood work earlier today and I'm afraid I've got a bit of hard news.",mister burns i did a little blood work earlier today and im afraid ive got a bit of hard news,20 +132070,470,65,"C. Montgomery Burns: Spit it out, Doctor! I haven't got all day.",342000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Spit it out, Doctor! I haven't got all day.",spit it out doctor i havent got all day,9 +132071,470,66,Personal Physician: You certainly don't. You see... I am afraid you're dying.,345000,TRUE,5711,53,Personal Physician,Burns Manor,You certainly don't. You see... I am afraid you're dying.,you certainly dont you see i am afraid youre dying,10 +132072,470,67,C. Montgomery Burns: Dying?!,348000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Dying?!,dying,1 +132073,470,68,"Personal Physician: Yes, it's a number of factors really... whooping cough, hectic fever, cancrum otis, Wellington's ooze, the Lambeth plague, and skull collapse.",350000,TRUE,5711,53,Personal Physician,Burns Manor,"Yes, it's a number of factors really... whooping cough, hectic fever, cancrum otis, Wellington's ooze, the Lambeth plague, and skull collapse.",yes its a number of factors really whooping cough hectic fever cancrum otis wellingtons ooze the lambeth plague and skull collapse,21 +132074,470,69,C. Montgomery Burns: How long do I have?,362000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,How long do I have?,how long do i have,5 +132075,470,70,"Personal Physician: Five, six weeks tops. You might live to see the Wheat-Eared Warbler return to Swinton Park. But I wouldn't count on it.",364000,TRUE,5711,53,Personal Physician,Burns Manor,"Five, six weeks tops. You might live to see the Wheat-Eared Warbler return to Swinton Park. But I wouldn't count on it.",five six weeks tops you might live to see the wheat-eared warbler return to swinton park but i wouldnt count on it,22 +132076,470,71,C. Montgomery Burns: (SWALLOWS HARD),364000,FALSE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +132077,470,72,"Waylon Smithers: (HOLDING BACK TEARS) You want me to tell the employees, sir?",374000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"You want me to tell the employees, sir?",you want me to tell the employees sir,8 +132078,470,73,C. Montgomery Burns: No. It's better that they hear it from me. I'll tell them the truth in the simplest way I know how.,377000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,No. It's better that they hear it from me. I'll tell them the truth in the simplest way I know how.,no its better that they hear it from me ill tell them the truth in the simplest way i know how,21 +132079,470,74,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Why did Burns make us all come here?,396000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,Why did Burns make us all come here?,why did burns make us all come here,8 +132080,470,75,Carl Carlson: I bet he's got something up his sleeve.,398000,TRUE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,I bet he's got something up his sleeve.,i bet hes got something up his sleeve,8 +132081,470,76,Lenny Leonard: I don't like that he hired a band to play ominous music.,400000,TRUE,165,53,Lenny Leonard,Burns Manor,I don't like that he hired a band to play ominous music.,i dont like that he hired a band to play ominous music,12 +132082,470,77,C. Montgomery Burns: Good evening -- I have very sad news for all of you.,412000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Good evening -- I have very sad news for all of you.,good evening -- i have very sad news for all of you,12 +132083,470,78,Guests: (VERY WORRIED MURMURS),412000,FALSE,2358,53,Guests,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +132084,470,79,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well, maybe he's going to jack up our electric rates. I will have to hand-crank my wiener warmer. (REPEATS) Hand-crank my wiener warmer.",417000,TRUE,208,53,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Burns Manor,"Well, maybe he's going to jack up our electric rates. I will have to hand-crank my wiener warmer. Hand-crank my wiener warmer.",well maybe hes going to jack up our electric rates i will have to hand-crank my wiener warmer hand-crank my wiener warmer,22 +132085,470,80,C. Montgomery Burns: The truth is... I'm dying.,427000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,The truth is... I'm dying.,the truth is im dying,5 +132086,470,81,Homer Simpson: Hell yeah!,431000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,Hell yeah!,hell yeah,2 +132087,470,82,Carl Carlson: Finally! A break for the black man!,432000,TRUE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,Finally! A break for the black man!,finally a break for the black man,7 +132088,470,83,Lenny Leonard: This better not be a gag!,434000,TRUE,165,53,Lenny Leonard,Burns Manor,This better not be a gag!,this better not be a gag,6 +132089,470,84,C. Montgomery Burns: It's not! My days are roman numeraled!,436000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,It's not! My days are roman numeraled!,its not my days are roman numeraled,7 +132090,470,85,Guests: (CELEBRATORY NOISES),436000,FALSE,2358,53,Guests,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +132091,470,86,C. Montgomery Burns: Stop this! Stop this at once or I'll...,440000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Stop this! Stop this at once or I'll...,stop this stop this at once or ill,8 +132092,470,87,Carl Carlson: Or what? You're just gonna die soon anyway!,442000,TRUE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,Or what? You're just gonna die soon anyway!,or what youre just gonna die soon anyway,8 +132093,470,88,Carl Carlson: (LAUGH),442000,FALSE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +132094,470,89,C. Montgomery Burns: I'm warning you! You are making a very powerful temporary enemy!,446000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,I'm warning you! You are making a very powerful temporary enemy!,im warning you you are making a very powerful temporary enemy,11 +132095,470,90,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, you'd better not rile them up. The first course is oysters on the half shell.",451000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"Sir, you'd better not rile them up. The first course is oysters on the half shell.",sir youd better not rile them up the first course is oysters on the half shell,16 +132096,470,91,"C. Montgomery Burns: (PAINED NOISES, THEN) I see. (STUNNED) I am well and truly hated. However, you will change your tune when you see the legacy I'm leaving behind me.",453000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"I see. I am well and truly hated. However, you will change your tune when you see the legacy I'm leaving behind me.",i see i am well and truly hated however you will change your tune when you see the legacy im leaving behind me,23 +132097,470,92,"C. Montgomery Burns: I'm leaving all my money to an orchard that will grow inedible ""me""-shaped fruits.",466000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"I'm leaving all my money to an orchard that will grow inedible ""me""-shaped fruits.",im leaving all my money to an orchard that will grow inedible me-shaped fruits,14 +132098,470,93,C. Montgomery Burns: They're as addictive as they are poisonous.,472000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,They're as addictive as they are poisonous.,theyre as addictive as they are poisonous,7 +132099,470,94,Lenny Leonard: Melt his ice sculpture!,480000,TRUE,165,53,Lenny Leonard,Burns Manor,Melt his ice sculpture!,melt his ice sculpture,4 +132100,470,95,"Barney Gumble: (ECSTATIC) It's starting to drip! (LAUGHS, THEN JUBILANT DANCING NOISES)",485000,TRUE,18,53,Barney Gumble,Burns Manor,It's starting to drip!,its starting to drip,4 +132101,470,96,C. Montgomery Burns: (SADLY) I haven't a friend in the world.,492000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,I haven't a friend in the world.,i havent a friend in the world,7 +132102,470,97,"Waylon Smithers: You have me, sir.",494000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"You have me, sir.",you have me sir,4 +132103,470,98,"C. Montgomery Burns: I pay you, Smithers. And no kind of love can come from one man paying another.",495000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"I pay you, Smithers. And no kind of love can come from one man paying another.",i pay you smithers and no kind of love can come from one man paying another,16 +132104,470,99,"Waylon Smithers: Well, but there's...",500000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"Well, but there's...",well but theres,3 +132105,470,100,C. Montgomery Burns: I'll just retire to my bed.,501000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,I'll just retire to my bed.,ill just retire to my bed,6 +132106,470,101,"Waylon Smithers: Uh, that's where we put everyone's coats.",503000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"Uh, that's where we put everyone's coats.",uh thats where we put everyones coats,7 +132107,470,102,C. Montgomery Burns: Shred them in the wood chipper and use the rags to wax my car.,507000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Shred them in the wood chipper and use the rags to wax my car.,shred them in the wood chipper and use the rags to wax my car,14 +132108,470,103,C. Montgomery Burns: (SADLY) Why does everyone hate me?,516000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Why does everyone hate me?,why does everyone hate me,5 +132109,470,104,(Cliff Overlooking The Sea: Ext. CLIFF OVERLOOKING THE SEA - night),533000,FALSE,NA,3812,NA,Cliff Overlooking The Sea,NA,NA,NA +132110,470,105,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, what are you doing?",533000,TRUE,14,3812,Waylon Smithers,Cliff Overlooking The Sea,"Sir, what are you doing?",sir what are you doing,5 +132111,470,106,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, I want to die quietly, on my own terms, crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.",535000,TRUE,15,3812,C. Montgomery Burns,Cliff Overlooking The Sea,"Smithers, I want to die quietly, on my own terms, crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as I possibly can.",smithers i want to die quietly on my own terms crushing as many of those baby sea turtles as i possibly can,22 +132112,470,107,"C. Montgomery Burns: Goodbye, insufficiently cruel world!",544000,TRUE,15,3812,C. Montgomery Burns,Cliff Overlooking The Sea,"Goodbye, insufficiently cruel world!",goodbye insufficiently cruel world,4 +132113,470,108,(SKY NEAR CLIFF: Ext. Sky near cliff - cONTINUOUS),573000,FALSE,NA,3813,NA,SKY NEAR CLIFF,NA,NA,NA +132114,470,109,(Woods: Ext. woods - day - hours later),573000,FALSE,NA,565,NA,Woods,NA,NA,NA +132115,470,110,"Bart Simpson: Anthill, wasp nest, moose poop, Mr. Burns... Mr. Burns?",573000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,"Anthill, wasp nest, moose poop, Mr. Burns... Mr. Burns?",anthill wasp nest moose poop mr burns mr burns,9 +132116,470,111,C. Montgomery Burns: (MOANS),573000,FALSE,15,565,C. Montgomery Burns,Woods,NA,NA,NA +132149,470,144,"Funeral Director: Hold, please.",721000,TRUE,5713,1349,Funeral Director,Springfield Cemetery,"Hold, please.",hold please,2 +132117,470,112,"Bart Simpson: (EXCITED) My poop stick has brought him back to life! (PUZZLED, LOOKING AT STICK) But which end?",579000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,My poop stick has brought him back to life! But which end?,my poop stick has brought him back to life but which end,12 +132118,470,113,Bart Simpson: What do you want?,585000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,What do you want?,what do you want,4 +132119,470,114,"Bart Simpson: C'mon, man, leave me alone.",586000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,"C'mon, man, leave me alone.",cmon man leave me alone,5 +132120,470,115,"C. Montgomery Burns: (SWEET, CONFUSED) Friend?",588000,TRUE,15,565,C. Montgomery Burns,Woods,Friend?,friend,1 +132121,470,116,C. Montgomery Burns: You my mommy-daddy-puppy?,590000,TRUE,15,565,C. Montgomery Burns,Woods,You my mommy-daddy-puppy?,you my mommy-daddy-puppy,3 +132122,470,117,Bart Simpson: Whoa! Your brains have turned to oatmeal!,593000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,Whoa! Your brains have turned to oatmeal!,whoa your brains have turned to oatmeal,7 +132123,470,118,C. Montgomery Burns: My name Oatmeal?,596000,TRUE,15,565,C. Montgomery Burns,Woods,My name Oatmeal?,my name oatmeal,3 +132124,470,119,"Bart Simpson: This is too weird, man.",598000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,"This is too weird, man.",this is too weird man,5 +132125,470,120,C. Montgomery Burns: Wait for Oatmeal!,600000,TRUE,15,565,C. Montgomery Burns,Woods,Wait for Oatmeal!,wait for oatmeal,3 +132126,470,121,C. Montgomery Burns: (SAD NOISE),600000,FALSE,15,565,C. Montgomery Burns,Woods,NA,NA,NA +132127,470,122,Bart Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE) What am I gonna do with you?,612000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,What am I gonna do with you?,what am i gonna do with you,7 +132128,470,123,(Bart's Bedroom: INT. BART'S ROOM - DAY),618000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +132129,470,124,"Bart Simpson: Look, I know you're cool now, but my Dad hates you more than celery, and my Mom said no new pets -- so I'm hiding you in my room.",618000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Look, I know you're cool now, but my Dad hates you more than celery, and my Mom said no new pets -- so I'm hiding you in my room.",look i know youre cool now but my dad hates you more than celery and my mom said no new pets -- so im hiding you in my room,29 +132130,470,125,C. Montgomery Burns: Oatmeal accept premise.,625000,TRUE,15,43,C. Montgomery Burns,Bart's Bedroom,Oatmeal accept premise.,oatmeal accept premise,3 +132131,470,126,"Marge Simpson: Bart, who are you talking to?",628000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Bart, who are you talking to?",bart who are you talking to,6 +132132,470,127,"C. Montgomery Burns: (""E.T.""-STYLE HONKING NOISES)",628000,FALSE,15,43,C. Montgomery Burns,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +132133,470,128,Marge Simpson: What's all that noise?,635000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,What's all that noise?,whats all that noise,4 +132134,470,129,Bart Simpson: I'm playing with my Sergeant Activity Doll.,637000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I'm playing with my Sergeant Activity Doll.,im playing with my sergeant activity doll,7 +132135,470,130,Sgt. Activity Doll: Why not buy another of me?,639000,TRUE,5712,43,Sgt. Activity Doll,Bart's Bedroom,Why not buy another of me?,why not buy another of me,6 +132136,470,131,"Marge Simpson: Hm... Well, okay.",644000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Hm... Well, okay.",hm well okay,3 +132137,470,132,"Bart Simpson: Okay, okay. I'll find you some food.",660000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Okay, okay. I'll find you some food.",okay okay ill find you some food,7 +132138,470,133,C. Montgomery Burns: Me not feel good.,662000,TRUE,15,43,C. Montgomery Burns,Bart's Bedroom,Me not feel good.,me not feel good,4 +132139,470,134,(Springfield Union Station: Ext. Springfield union station - esTABLISHING - dAY),671000,FALSE,NA,3660,NA,Springfield Union Station,NA,NA,NA +132140,470,135,"Bartender: Hey pal, you look like you lost your best friend.",671000,TRUE,659,3660,Bartender,Springfield Union Station,"Hey pal, you look like you lost your best friend.",hey pal you look like you lost your best friend,10 +132141,470,136,Waylon Smithers: He was more than a friend. (SOBS) He was the reason I got up in the morning. Because he would inject me with coffee at six a.m. in the back of the head. My new boss will never take his place.,673000,TRUE,14,3660,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Union Station,He was more than a friend. He was the reason I got up in the morning. Because he would inject me with coffee at six a.m. in the back of the head. My new boss will never take his place.,he was more than a friend he was the reason i got up in the morning because he would inject me with coffee at six am in the back of the head my new boss will never take his place,40 +132142,470,137,"Bartender: New boss, huh? What's he like?",686000,TRUE,659,3660,Bartender,Springfield Union Station,"New boss, huh? What's he like?",new boss huh whats he like,6 +132143,470,138,"Waylon Smithers: Oh, a lot like my old boss. Ruthless. Went to Yale. Made a fortune in energy. Basically hairless.",688000,TRUE,14,3660,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Union Station,"Oh, a lot like my old boss. Ruthless. Went to Yale. Made a fortune in energy. Basically hairless.",oh a lot like my old boss ruthless went to yale made a fortune in energy basically hairless,18 +132144,470,139,"Bartender: Ah, yeah.",695000,TRUE,659,3660,Bartender,Springfield Union Station,"Ah, yeah.",ah yeah,2 +132145,470,140,Waylon Smithers: (SIGHS) He likes to stack men naked. I guess that's a start.,697000,TRUE,14,3660,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Union Station,He likes to stack men naked. I guess that's a start.,he likes to stack men naked i guess thats a start,11 +132146,470,141,(Springfield Cemetery: EXT. SPRINGFIELD CEMETERY - DAY),704000,FALSE,NA,1349,NA,Springfield Cemetery,NA,NA,NA +132147,470,142,"Kent Brockman: A Philanthropist, a Humanitarian, a Man of Peace. These are among the people who've come today to spit in Montgomery Burns' open grave.",704000,TRUE,211,1349,Kent Brockman,Springfield Cemetery,"A Philanthropist, a Humanitarian, a Man of Peace. These are among the people who've come today to spit in Montgomery Burns' open grave.",a philanthropist a humanitarian a man of peace these are among the people whove come today to spit in montgomery burns open grave,23 +132148,470,143,Kent Brockman: The fact that Mr. Burns' thirty-seven pound body was never found did nothing to lessen the salivary salvos.,715000,TRUE,211,1349,Kent Brockman,Springfield Cemetery,The fact that Mr. Burns' thirty-seven pound body was never found did nothing to lessen the salivary salvos.,the fact that mr burns thirty-seven pound body was never found did nothing to lessen the salivary salvos,18 +132150,470,145,Funeral Director: You may continue.,725000,TRUE,5713,1349,Funeral Director,Springfield Cemetery,You may continue.,you may continue,3 +132151,470,146,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - TV ROOM - CONTINUOUS),726000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132152,470,147,"Marge Simpson: I hope they use that spit for a good cause, like sealing wedding envelopes.",726000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I hope they use that spit for a good cause, like sealing wedding envelopes.",i hope they use that spit for a good cause like sealing wedding envelopes,14 +132153,470,148,Homer Simpson: Or helping a railroad worker grip his sledgehammer!,731000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Or helping a railroad worker grip his sledgehammer!,or helping a railroad worker grip his sledgehammer,8 +132154,470,149,Lisa Simpson: Now they're dancing on his grave!,734000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Now they're dancing on his grave!,now theyre dancing on his grave,6 +132155,470,150,"Chazz Busby: Dance, you sons of bitches! Dance like it's me down there!",737000,TRUE,5152,5,Chazz Busby,Simpson Home,"Dance, you sons of bitches! Dance like it's me down there!",dance you sons of bitches dance like its me down there,11 +132156,470,151,(Simpson Living Room: Int. simpson living room - continuous),738000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +132157,470,152,Marge Simpson: (SHAKING HEAD) Thank God Mr. Burns isn't alive to see this.,738000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Thank God Mr. Burns isn't alive to see this.,thank god mr burns isnt alive to see this,9 +132158,470,153,Bart Simpson: Come back! I'm not finished giving you your bath!,743000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Come back! I'm not finished giving you your bath!,come back im not finished giving you your bath,9 +132159,470,154,Lisa Simpson: (REACT),743000,FALSE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +132160,470,155,(Simpson Home: Ext. SiMPSON HOUSE - esTABLISHING - dAY),759000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132161,470,156,Sgt. Activity Doll: Attack during their sacred holiday!,759000,TRUE,5712,5,Sgt. Activity Doll,Simpson Home,Attack during their sacred holiday!,attack during their sacred holiday,5 +132162,470,157,"Lisa Simpson: Hm, apparently Mr. Burns is in a state of shock from the trauma he underwent.",763000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, apparently Mr. Burns is in a state of shock from the trauma he underwent.",hm apparently mr burns is in a state of shock from the trauma he underwent,15 +132163,470,158,"Homer Simpson: Oh man, this is great. The most evil man in town is in our power. (LAUGHS, TENTS FINGERS) He will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction. And anything else my limited imagination can come up with. (SADISTIC LAUGH)",767000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh man, this is great. The most evil man in town is in our power. He will do my bidding... at that fantasy football auction. And anything else my limited imagination can come up with.",oh man this is great the most evil man in town is in our power he will do my bidding at that fantasy football auction and anything else my limited imagination can come up with,35 +132164,470,159,"Marge Simpson: Just because Mr. Burns was mean to you, that doesn't give you the right to abuse him when he's helpless.",790000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Just because Mr. Burns was mean to you, that doesn't give you the right to abuse him when he's helpless.",just because mr burns was mean to you that doesnt give you the right to abuse him when hes helpless,20 +132165,470,160,"Homer Simpson: Marge, it's the golden rule: treat others the way they mess with you.",795000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, it's the golden rule: treat others the way they mess with you.",marge its the golden rule treat others the way they mess with you,13 +132166,470,161,Marge Simpson: It's not up to you. We're going to take him to our moral and civic leaders. They'll know the right thing to do.,800000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not up to you. We're going to take him to our moral and civic leaders. They'll know the right thing to do.,its not up to you were going to take him to our moral and civic leaders theyll know the right thing to do,23 +132167,470,162,"Mayor Joe Quimby: All those in favor of treating Mr. Burns the way he messed with us say ""aye.""",806000,TRUE,240,5,Mayor Joe Quimby,Simpson Home,"All those in favor of treating Mr. Burns the way he messed with us say ""aye.""",all those in favor of treating mr burns the way he messed with us say aye,16 +132168,470,163,(Springfield Town Hall: Int. springfield city hall - town meeting - night),806000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +132169,470,164,Everyone: (THUNDEROUS) Aye!,806000,TRUE,658,48,Everyone,Springfield Town Hall,Aye!,aye,1 +132170,470,165,"Lisa Simpson: People of Springfield, to quote Shakespeare, ""the quality of mercy is not strained...""",806000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"People of Springfield, to quote Shakespeare, ""the quality of mercy is not strained...""",people of springfield to quote shakespeare the quality of mercy is not strained,13 +132171,470,166,Crowd: (BOOS),806000,FALSE,75,48,Crowd,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +132172,470,167,"Lisa Simpson: You know, it takes a lot for an eight-year-old to stand up in front of the whole town.",819000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"You know, it takes a lot for an eight-year-old to stand up in front of the whole town.",you know it takes a lot for an eight-year-old to stand up in front of the whole town,18 +132173,470,168,Mayor Joe Quimby: Eight-year-old? I always thought you were a midget!,824000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,Eight-year-old? I always thought you were a midget!,eight-year-old i always thought you were a midget,8 +132174,470,169,"Lisa Simpson: We're called ""little people"" and I'm not one.",827000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"We're called ""little people"" and I'm not one.",were called little people and im not one,8 +132175,470,170,"Lisa Simpson: People of Springfield, as a nerd, I understand your desire for revenge, but this (POINTS TO BURNS) sweet, harmless man is not the same remorseless monster who tormented us all.",831000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"People of Springfield, as a nerd, I understand your desire for revenge, but this sweet, harmless man is not the same remorseless monster who tormented us all.",people of springfield as a nerd i understand your desire for revenge but this sweet harmless man is not the same remorseless monster who tormented us all,27 +132176,470,171,Krusty the Clown: He's close enough!,843000,TRUE,139,48,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Town Hall,He's close enough!,hes close enough,3 +132549,472,38,(TRAIN PLATFORM: ext. train platform - continuous),190000,FALSE,NA,3819,NA,TRAIN PLATFORM,NA,NA,NA +132177,470,172,"Guido Guy: (JERSEY) Yeah, Seaside Heights ain't Maui, uh, but you take what you can get. Whoa!",845000,TRUE,5714,48,Guido Guy,Springfield Town Hall,"Yeah, Seaside Heights ain't Maui, uh, but you take what you can get. Whoa!",yeah seaside heights aint maui uh but you take what you can get whoa,14 +132178,470,173,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS),845000,FALSE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +132179,470,174,(COMPOUND: Ext. compound - day),855000,FALSE,NA,2209,NA,COMPOUND,NA,NA,NA +132180,470,175,Dick Cheney: (GRUFF) You done pullin' the wings offa those bees?,855000,TRUE,5715,2209,Dick Cheney,COMPOUND,You done pullin' the wings offa those bees?,you done pullin the wings offa those bees,8 +132181,470,176,"Waylon Smithers: Almost, Mr. Vice President. May I ask why I'm doing this?",857000,TRUE,14,2209,Waylon Smithers,COMPOUND,"Almost, Mr. Vice President. May I ask why I'm doing this?",almost mr vice president may i ask why im doing this,11 +132182,470,177,Dick Cheney: I don't know. I'm bored.,861000,TRUE,5715,2209,Dick Cheney,COMPOUND,I don't know. I'm bored.,i dont know im bored,5 +132183,470,178,"Waylon Smithers: When my old boss got bored, he liked to listen to Thomas Edison reciting ""Mary Had A Little Lamb"" on a wax cylinder.",863000,TRUE,14,2209,Waylon Smithers,COMPOUND,"When my old boss got bored, he liked to listen to Thomas Edison reciting ""Mary Had A Little Lamb"" on a wax cylinder.",when my old boss got bored he liked to listen to thomas edison reciting mary had a little lamb on a wax cylinder,23 +132184,470,179,"Dick Cheney: What do you think I am, a thousand years old? I got a myPod full of Lee Greenwood.",869000,TRUE,5715,2209,Dick Cheney,COMPOUND,"What do you think I am, a thousand years old? I got a myPod full of Lee Greenwood.",what do you think i am a thousand years old i got a mypod full of lee greenwood,18 +132185,470,180,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - CONSTRUCTION SITE - day),881000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +132186,470,181,"Homer Simpson: Now boy, everyone in town gets Burns for half an hour to do as they will.",881000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Now boy, everyone in town gets Burns for half an hour to do as they will.",now boy everyone in town gets burns for half an hour to do as they will,16 +132187,470,182,"Bart Simpson: This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.",886000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"This town can't teach its kids or collect its garbage, but we lead the nation in pointless revenge.",this town cant teach its kids or collect its garbage but we lead the nation in pointless revenge,18 +132188,470,183,Homer Simpson: Amen.,892000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Amen.,amen,1 +132189,470,184,"Homer Simpson: Okay, Burnsie, follow the carrot!",894000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Okay, Burnsie, follow the carrot!",okay burnsie follow the carrot,5 +132190,470,185,"Bart Simpson: Dad, you're gonna wreck him for everybody!",912000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Dad, you're gonna wreck him for everybody!",dad youre gonna wreck him for everybody,7 +132191,470,186,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, boy, another girder always swings in for you to walk on right when you get to the end.",915000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Don't worry, boy, another girder always swings in for you to walk on right when you get to the end.",dont worry boy another girder always swings in for you to walk on right when you get to the end,20 +132192,470,187,Homer Simpson: Where's the other girder?,924000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Where's the other girder?,wheres the other girder,4 +132193,470,188,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY ANGUISHED NOISE),924000,FALSE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +132194,470,189,(Kwik-E-Mart: Int. Kwik-E-Mart - day),928000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +132195,470,190,"Snake Jailbird: Okay, here's your choice: cash in my hands or blood on the jerky.",928000,TRUE,518,136,Snake Jailbird,Kwik-E-Mart,"Okay, here's your choice: cash in my hands or blood on the jerky.",okay heres your choice cash in my hands or blood on the jerky,13 +132196,470,191,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SMUGLY) I believe you want the ""Assistant Manager, sir.""",932000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"I believe you want the ""Assistant Manager, sir.""",i believe you want the assistant manager sir,8 +132197,470,192,Snake Jailbird: Oh I can't shoot him! I've got him next!,936000,TRUE,518,136,Snake Jailbird,Kwik-E-Mart,Oh I can't shoot him! I've got him next!,oh i cant shoot him ive got him next,9 +132198,470,193,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well, that is your bad luck because he is mine right now. Come back in half and hour and he can be your accomplice.",939000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Well, that is your bad luck because he is mine right now. Come back in half and hour and he can be your accomplice.",well that is your bad luck because he is mine right now come back in half and hour and he can be your accomplice,24 +132199,470,194,Snake Jailbird: (UNDER BREATH) I was going to take him ice skating.,944000,TRUE,518,136,Snake Jailbird,Kwik-E-Mart,I was going to take him ice skating.,i was going to take him ice skating,8 +132200,470,195,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (AMUSED) What was that?,946000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,What was that?,what was that,3 +132201,470,196,Snake Jailbird: Nothing.,947000,TRUE,518,136,Snake Jailbird,Kwik-E-Mart,Nothing.,nothing,1 +132202,470,197,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: What was that? Ice skating? Do you do axels and Salchows? What do you do?,947000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,What was that? Ice skating? Do you do axels and Salchows? What do you do?,what was that ice skating do you do axels and salchows what do you do,15 +132203,470,198,Snake Jailbird: (EXASPERATED NOISE),947000,FALSE,518,136,Snake Jailbird,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +132204,470,199,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - elementary - day),952000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +132205,470,200,Nelson Muntz: (PROUDLY) Check out my new Dad!,952000,TRUE,101,216,Nelson Muntz,Springfield,Check out my new Dad!,check out my new dad,5 +132206,470,201,"Jimbo Jones: Sorry, lame-o, it's two o'clock, which makes him my Uncle Ed for an hour.",952000,TRUE,144,216,Jimbo Jones,Springfield,"Sorry, lame-o, it's two o'clock, which makes him my Uncle Ed for an hour.",sorry lame-o its two oclock which makes him my uncle ed for an hour,14 +132207,470,202,"DOLPH: No, it's Saturday, which makes him that guy at the Youth Center who really believes in me.",963000,TRUE,146,216,DOLPH,Springfield,"No, it's Saturday, which makes him that guy at the Youth Center who really believes in me.",no its saturday which makes him that guy at the youth center who really believes in me,17 +132208,470,203,"DOLPH: There's still time for me to turn my life around, right?",968000,TRUE,146,216,DOLPH,Springfield,"There's still time for me to turn my life around, right?",theres still time for me to turn my life around right,11 +132209,470,204,"DOLPH: (BREAKING DOWN) It's not that easy, man! (SOBS)",972000,TRUE,146,216,DOLPH,Springfield,"It's not that easy, man!",its not that easy man,5 +132210,470,205,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - front door - day),979000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132211,470,206,Otto Mann: All yours.,979000,TRUE,52,5,Otto Mann,Simpson Home,All yours.,all yours,2 +132212,470,207,Lisa Simpson: What did you do with him?,980000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What did you do with him?,what did you do with him,6 +132213,470,208,Otto Mann: Found a way to use him as a bong.,982000,TRUE,52,5,Otto Mann,Simpson Home,Found a way to use him as a bong.,found a way to use him as a bong,9 +132214,470,209,"Otto Mann: (INHALES, THEN COUGHS)",982000,FALSE,52,5,Otto Mann,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132215,470,210,C. Montgomery Burns: (WOOZY NOISE),982000,FALSE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132216,470,211,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS),982000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132217,470,212,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, Mr. Burns is here for you again.",990000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, Mr. Burns is here for you again.",dad mr burns is here for you again,8 +132218,470,213,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Already?,993000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Already?,already,1 +132219,470,214,"Lisa Simpson: A little tired of revenge, are we?",995000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"A little tired of revenge, are we?",a little tired of revenge are we,7 +132220,470,215,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, I've done all I can do in that medium. (SIPS BEER)",997000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, I've done all I can do in that medium.",yeah ive done all i can do in that medium,10 +132221,470,216,"Lisa Simpson: All right. Mr. Burns, I'm gonna show you that not all of us in this town are vindictive and cruel.",1001000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right. Mr. Burns, I'm gonna show you that not all of us in this town are vindictive and cruel.",all right mr burns im gonna show you that not all of us in this town are vindictive and cruel,20 +132222,470,217,Lisa Simpson: Not today.,1007000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Not today.,not today,2 +132223,470,218,(Burns Manor: Ext. Burns' mansion - day),1015000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +132224,470,219,"Lisa Simpson: I thought after all you went through, you just might want to spend an hour in a place where you felt at home.",1015000,TRUE,9,53,Lisa Simpson,Burns Manor,"I thought after all you went through, you just might want to spend an hour in a place where you felt at home.",i thought after all you went through you just might want to spend an hour in a place where you felt at home,23 +132225,470,220,C. Montgomery Burns: Lots of room for friends.,1021000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Lots of room for friends.,lots of room for friends,5 +132226,470,221,"Lisa Simpson: Actually, sir, the man who lived here didn't have many friends. But you're a better person than he ever was.",1023000,TRUE,9,53,Lisa Simpson,Burns Manor,"Actually, sir, the man who lived here didn't have many friends. But you're a better person than he ever was.",actually sir the man who lived here didnt have many friends but youre a better person than he ever was,20 +132227,470,222,"C. Montgomery Burns: (HAPPY HUMMING, THEN SHOCKED GASP)",1023000,FALSE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +132228,470,223,C. Montgomery Burns: (DAWNING RECOGNITION) That's me!,1034000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,That's me!,thats me,2 +132229,470,224,"Lisa Simpson: Yes, technically it's you. But like I said, people change and--",1036000,TRUE,9,53,Lisa Simpson,Burns Manor,"Yes, technically it's you. But like I said, people change and--",yes technically its you but like i said people change and--,11 +132230,470,225,"C. Montgomery Burns: (BACK TO NORMAL, THUNDERING) --and they can also bloody well change back!",1039000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,--and they can also bloody well change back!,--and they can also bloody well change back,8 +132231,470,226,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),1039000,FALSE,9,53,Lisa Simpson,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +132232,470,227,C. Montgomery Burns: (SINISTER) Daddy's home.,1046000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Daddy's home.,daddys home,2 +132233,470,228,(DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE: Ext. Dick Cheney's house - day),1056000,FALSE,NA,3814,NA,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +132234,470,229,"Dick Cheney: I don't have time for the papers, Smithers. Any terrorist attacks on American soil today?",1056000,TRUE,5715,3814,Dick Cheney,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,"I don't have time for the papers, Smithers. Any terrorist attacks on American soil today?",i dont have time for the papers smithers any terrorist attacks on american soil today,15 +132235,470,230,"Waylon Smithers: I'm sorry, but no.",1061000,TRUE,14,3814,Waylon Smithers,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,"I'm sorry, but no.",im sorry but no,4 +132236,470,231,Dick Cheney: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),1061000,FALSE,5715,3814,Dick Cheney,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +132237,470,232,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers! Trading me in for a younger model, I see.",1064000,TRUE,15,3814,C. Montgomery Burns,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,"Smithers! Trading me in for a younger model, I see.",smithers trading me in for a younger model i see,10 +132238,470,233,Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns! You're alive! I'm so happy I could hug you!,1068000,TRUE,14,3814,Waylon Smithers,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,Mr. Burns! You're alive! I'm so happy I could hug you!,mr burns youre alive im so happy i could hug you,11 +132239,470,234,C. Montgomery Burns: And me smell like drugstore cologne the rest of the day? I don't think so. You may hug... my shadow.,1073000,TRUE,15,3814,C. Montgomery Burns,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,And me smell like drugstore cologne the rest of the day? I don't think so. You may hug... my shadow.,and me smell like drugstore cologne the rest of the day i dont think so you may hug my shadow,20 +132240,470,235,Waylon Smithers: (ECSTATIC HUGGING NOISES),1073000,FALSE,14,3814,Waylon Smithers,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +132241,470,236,Dick Cheney: (CLEARS THROAT),1073000,FALSE,5715,3814,Dick Cheney,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +132300,471,23,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, there's a number on him. What is it?",213000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Hey, there's a number on him. What is it?",hey theres a number on him what is it,9 +132242,470,237,"Waylon Smithers: (RISING) Oh. Mr. Vice President... I've loved this time we've spent in this dormant volcano, but...",1077000,TRUE,14,3814,Waylon Smithers,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,"Oh. Mr. Vice President... I've loved this time we've spent in this dormant volcano, but...",oh mr vice president ive loved this time weve spent in this dormant volcano but,15 +132243,470,238,"Dick Cheney: (INSECURE) You're leaving me, aren't you?",1088000,TRUE,5715,3814,Dick Cheney,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,"You're leaving me, aren't you?",youre leaving me arent you,5 +132244,470,239,Waylon Smithers: I... I am.,1090000,TRUE,14,3814,Waylon Smithers,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,I... I am.,i i am,3 +132245,470,240,"Dick Cheney: You realize that every time I don't get what I want, Al Qaeda wins?",1091000,TRUE,5715,3814,Dick Cheney,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,"You realize that every time I don't get what I want, Al Qaeda wins?",you realize that every time i dont get what i want al qaeda wins,14 +132246,470,241,Waylon Smithers: Can I go now?,1095000,TRUE,14,3814,Waylon Smithers,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,Can I go now?,can i go now,4 +132247,470,242,Dick Cheney: Yes. I just need to erase your memory.,1095000,TRUE,5715,3814,Dick Cheney,DICK CHENEY'S HOUSE,Yes. I just need to erase your memory.,yes i just need to erase your memory,8 +132248,470,243,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - morning),1107000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132249,470,244,"C. Montgomery Burns: Attention, insects! The foot of reckoning has arrived!",1107000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Attention, insects! The foot of reckoning has arrived!",attention insects the foot of reckoning has arrived,8 +132250,470,245,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),1113000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +132251,470,246,"Ned Flanders: (FRIENDLY) Hey there, Mr. Burns! For our half hour I thought we'd have a picnic in the park. (HOLDS UP PICNIC BASKET)",1113000,TRUE,11,270,Ned Flanders,Springfield Street,"Hey there, Mr. Burns! For our half hour I thought we'd have a picnic in the park.",hey there mr burns for our half hour i thought wed have a picnic in the park,17 +132252,470,247,"C. Montgomery Burns: Silence, you sadistic monster! I've got my memory back, and I'm going to wreak a terrible vengeance. Taking an idea I got from a Stephen King book, I'm going to cover this town with a dome! (EVIL LAUGH)",1117000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,"Silence, you sadistic monster! I've got my memory back, and I'm going to wreak a terrible vengeance. Taking an idea I got from a Stephen King book, I'm going to cover this town with a dome!",silence you sadistic monster ive got my memory back and im going to wreak a terrible vengeance taking an idea i got from a stephen king book im going to cover this town with a dome,36 +132253,470,248,Lenny Leonard: It's been done!,1132000,TRUE,165,270,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Street,It's been done!,its been done,3 +132254,470,249,C. Montgomery Burns: Really? You don't say. (TO SMITHERS) Did you know about this?,1134000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,Really? You don't say. Did you know about this?,really you dont say did you know about this,9 +132255,470,250,"C. Montgomery Burns: I see. Well, what if I cover you all with... (SINISTER) a cube of bulletproof plexi-glass!",1140000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,"I see. Well, what if I cover you all with... a cube of bulletproof plexi-glass!",i see well what if i cover you all with a cube of bulletproof plexi-glass,15 +132256,470,251,"Chief Wiggum: Uh, it's pretty much the same thing.",1151000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,"Uh, it's pretty much the same thing.",uh its pretty much the same thing,7 +132257,470,252,"Lou: Plus we could always dig ourselves out, although that never seems to occur to anybody.",1154000,TRUE,91,270,Lou,Springfield Street,"Plus we could always dig ourselves out, although that never seems to occur to anybody.",plus we could always dig ourselves out although that never seems to occur to anybody,15 +132258,470,253,"C. Montgomery Burns: (SIGHS) Set 'er down, Smithers.",1158000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,"Set 'er down, Smithers.",set er down smithers,4 +132259,470,254,"Marge Simpson: Mr. Burns, you can't hurt us after all we've done for you.",1163000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,"Mr. Burns, you can't hurt us after all we've done for you.",mr burns you cant hurt us after all weve done for you,12 +132260,470,255,C. Montgomery Burns: What the devil are you talking about?,1167000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,What the devil are you talking about?,what the devil are you talking about,7 +132261,470,256,Marge Simpson: You were given six weeks to live. And you've outlived it! I think what kept you alive was that for once in your life you were helping other people.,1169000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,You were given six weeks to live. And you've outlived it! I think what kept you alive was that for once in your life you were helping other people.,you were given six weeks to live and youve outlived it i think what kept you alive was that for once in your life you were helping other people,29 +132262,470,257,C. Montgomery Burns: Could it be? Perhaps kindness did keep me alive.,1181000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,Could it be? Perhaps kindness did keep me alive.,could it be perhaps kindness did keep me alive,9 +132263,470,258,"C. Montgomery Burns: Young man, would you like a lemon drop?",1185000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,"Young man, would you like a lemon drop?",young man would you like a lemon drop,8 +132264,470,259,C. Montgomery Burns: (SCREAMS OF PAIN),1185000,FALSE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +132265,470,260,Ralph Wiggum: (CRIES),1185000,FALSE,119,270,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +132266,470,261,"C. Montgomery Burns: It wasn't kindness that was keeping me alive, it was bile building up inside! Loathing is my life blood and rage my royal jelly! So yes, thank you, Springfield, for giving me the secret to eternal life -- hate!",1198000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,"It wasn't kindness that was keeping me alive, it was bile building up inside! Loathing is my life blood and rage my royal jelly! So yes, thank you, Springfield, for giving me the secret to eternal life -- hate!",it wasnt kindness that was keeping me alive it was bile building up inside loathing is my life blood and rage my royal jelly so yes thank you springfield for giving me the secret to eternal life -- hate,39 +132267,470,262,Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) You're welcome!,1214000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,You're welcome!,youre welcome,2 +132268,470,263,C. Montgomery Burns: What are you doing here?,1220000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,What are you doing here?,what are you doing here,5 +132269,470,264,"Nelson Muntz: (EMOTIONAL) You were my father for two hours, and I'm not letting this Dad get away!",1221000,TRUE,101,270,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Street,"You were my father for two hours, and I'm not letting this Dad get away!",you were my father for two hours and im not letting this dad get away,15 +132270,470,265,C. Montgomery Burns: (SPUTTERS) Preposterous! I won't be Bismarcked into fathering anyone!,1227000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,Preposterous! I won't be Bismarcked into fathering anyone!,preposterous i wont be bismarcked into fathering anyone,8 +132271,470,266,"Nelson Muntz: Listen, old man. I need someone to cheer me on in the school play. And it's gonna be you or this copter's goin' down!",1230000,TRUE,101,270,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Street,"Listen, old man. I need someone to cheer me on in the school play. And it's gonna be you or this copter's goin' down!",listen old man i need someone to cheer me on in the school play and its gonna be you or this copters goin down,24 +132272,470,267,Nelson Muntz: You know I'll do it!,1239000,TRUE,101,270,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Street,You know I'll do it!,you know ill do it,5 +132273,470,268,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield elementary school - auditorium - night),1243000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +132274,470,269,Lisa Simpson: Thank God your son can't see the way you're behaving.,1243000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Thank God your son can't see the way you're behaving.,thank god your son cant see the way youre behaving,10 +132275,470,270,Nelson Muntz: My son? My son? The truth is... I don't have a son! Haw-haw! (DRAMATIC) Haw-haw! Haw-haw!,1247000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,My son? My son? The truth is... I don't have a son! Haw-haw! Haw-haw! Haw-haw!,my son my son the truth is i dont have a son haw-haw haw-haw haw-haw,15 +132276,470,271,C. Montgomery Burns: (PROUD) That's my boy!,1259000,TRUE,15,3,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School,That's my boy!,thats my boy,3 +132277,471,0,(Evergreen Terrace: Ext. Evergreen terrace - night),109000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +132278,471,1,(Flanders Home: int. flanders' house - rod and todd's bedroom - continuous),109000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +132279,471,2,Todd Flanders: (NERVOUS NOISES),109000,FALSE,5,188,Todd Flanders,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +132280,471,3,"Ned Flanders: (COMFORTING) Oh, don't be scared, boys. That's just the angels bowling.",109000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Oh, don't be scared, boys. That's just the angels bowling.",oh dont be scared boys thats just the angels bowling,10 +132281,471,4,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - bart's bedroom - CONTINUOUS),125000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132282,471,5,"Homer Simpson: And so The Bloody Hangman, his hair sticky with blood, skittered along the cobblestones, gunk dripping from his one good eye, singing his evil land chantey.",125000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And so The Bloody Hangman, his hair sticky with blood, skittered along the cobblestones, gunk dripping from his one good eye, singing his evil land chantey.",and so the bloody hangman his hair sticky with blood skittered along the cobblestones gunk dripping from his one good eye singing his evil land chantey,26 +132283,471,6,"Homer Simpson: (BLOODY HANGMAN VOICE) KER-SHAW, KER-SHEW / I'M AFTER YOU / WITH MY BLOODY NOOSE / STRONG ENOUGH TO HANG TEN MOOSE / KER-SHAW, KER-SHEW / IT'S JUST A STORY, BUT IT'S REALLY TRUE!",140000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"KER-SHAW, KER-SHEW / I'M AFTER YOU / WITH MY BLOODY NOOSE / STRONG ENOUGH TO HANG TEN MOOSE / KER-SHAW, KER-SHEW / IT'S JUST A STORY, BUT IT'S REALLY TRUE!",ker-shaw ker-shew im after you with my bloody noose strong enough to hang ten moose ker-shaw ker-shew its just a story but its really true,25 +132284,471,7,Maggie Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISES) / (TERRIFIED SUCKS),140000,TRUE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,/,NA,0 +132285,471,8,"Marge Simpson: Homer, are you scaring those kids?",165000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, are you scaring those kids?",homer are you scaring those kids,6 +132286,471,9,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY, CALLING UP) No, I'm no-ot! (LOW, OMINOUS TO KIDS) Yes I am. The Bloody Hangman walks on his stubby bone feet through the plague-ridden streets of London...",168000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, I'm no-ot! Yes I am. The Bloody Hangman walks on his stubby bone feet through the plague-ridden streets of London...",no im no-ot yes i am the bloody hangman walks on his stubby bone feet through the plague-ridden streets of london,21 +132287,471,10,Lisa Simpson: You said it was Boston.,181000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You said it was Boston.,you said it was boston,5 +132288,471,11,"Homer Simpson: Did I? (SCARY) Anyway, the Bloody Hangman set to his gory work. Bodies piled up like those stackable plastic chairs.",183000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Did I? Anyway, the Bloody Hangman set to his gory work. Bodies piled up like those stackable plastic chairs.",did i anyway the bloody hangman set to his gory work bodies piled up like those stackable plastic chairs,19 +132289,471,12,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED) Like those chairs in the music room?,194000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Like those chairs in the music room?,like those chairs in the music room,7 +132290,471,13,Homer Simpson: (SUPER SCARY VOICE) Possibly!,196000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Possibly!,possibly,1 +132291,471,14,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),196000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132292,471,15,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES TURN TO SCREAMS),196000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132293,471,16,(Bart's Bedroom: Ext. Bart's bedroom - corridor - cONTINUOUS),203000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +132294,471,17,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) The Hangman's here!,203000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,The Hangman's here!,the hangmans here,3 +132295,471,18,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - upstairs hallway - continuous),204000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132296,471,19,"Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY, SCARED) Ker-shaw, ker-shew, my lies have come true!",204000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ker-shaw, ker-shew, my lies have come true!",ker-shaw ker-shew my lies have come true,7 +132297,471,20,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's room - continuous),208000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +132298,471,21,Lisa Simpson: Huh. It's a pigeon.,208000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Huh. It's a pigeon.,huh its a pigeon,4 +132299,471,22,Lisa Simpson: (SAD NOISE) The poor guy hurt his wing.,210000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,The poor guy hurt his wing.,the poor guy hurt his wing,6 +132301,471,24,Bart Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) I bet it's a combination to a safe!,216000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I bet it's a combination to a safe!,i bet its a combination to a safe,8 +132302,471,25,"Lisa Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) Or, more likely, the phone number of the bird's owner.",219000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Or, more likely, the phone number of the bird's owner.",or more likely the phone number of the birds owner,10 +132303,471,26,"Bart Simpson: (HUSHED) Ask about the safe. (CORRECTING) No, better yet, act like you know about the safe.",225000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Ask about the safe. No, better yet, act like you know about the safe.",ask about the safe no better yet act like you know about the safe,14 +132304,471,27,Man On Phone: (WISEGUY) Hello.,228000,TRUE,718,43,Man On Phone,Bart's Bedroom,Hello.,hello,1 +132305,471,28,"Lisa Simpson: Yes, I believe I have your pigeon, (READING OFF BAND) ""Raymond Bird,"" and I need to know how to return him to you.",230000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Yes, I believe I have your pigeon, ""Raymond Bird,"" and I need to know how to return him to you.",yes i believe i have your pigeon raymond bird and i need to know how to return him to you,20 +132306,471,29,"Wiseguy: (VERY SARCASTIC) He's a homing pigeon, girlie. Why don't you let him fly home? Unless you wanna spring for a limo.",235000,TRUE,514,43,Wiseguy,Bart's Bedroom,"He's a homing pigeon, girlie. Why don't you let him fly home? Unless you wanna spring for a limo.",hes a homing pigeon girlie why dont you let him fly home unless you wanna spring for a limo,19 +132307,471,30,"Lisa Simpson: Yes, he could fly home, except that he has a broken wing. Perhaps you and your sarcasm could come to Springfield and retrieve him.",240000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Yes, he could fly home, except that he has a broken wing. Perhaps you and your sarcasm could come to Springfield and retrieve him.",yes he could fly home except that he has a broken wing perhaps you and your sarcasm could come to springfield and retrieve him,24 +132308,471,31,"Wiseguy: Are you kidding? Wherever I go, two hundred birds gotta come with me. And they all want to sit in the front seat with daddy.",248000,TRUE,514,43,Wiseguy,Bart's Bedroom,"Are you kidding? Wherever I go, two hundred birds gotta come with me. And they all want to sit in the front seat with daddy.",are you kidding wherever i go two hundred birds gotta come with me and they all want to sit in the front seat with daddy,25 +132309,471,32,"Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) Looks like you're gonna have to take care of him, Bart.",258000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Looks like you're gonna have to take care of him, Bart.",looks like youre gonna have to take care of him bart,11 +132310,471,33,"Bart Simpson: Me? Just what in my long, sad history with frogs makes you think I can take care of a bird?",261000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Me? Just what in my long, sad history with frogs makes you think I can take care of a bird?",me just what in my long sad history with frogs makes you think i can take care of a bird,20 +132311,471,34,"Lisa Simpson: (SCARED YELP, SHAKING HEAD) No, no... Listen, don't tell anyone, but... (UPSET) I can't stand pigeons! They're like rats with wings!",266000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"No, no... Listen, don't tell anyone, but... I can't stand pigeons! They're like rats with wings!",no no listen dont tell anyone but i cant stand pigeons theyre like rats with wings,16 +132312,471,35,Bart Simpson: He's crawling on your arm.,274000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,He's crawling on your arm.,hes crawling on your arm,5 +132313,471,36,"Lisa Simpson: (NERVOUS NOISE) Oh... Okay, maybe he's not so bad. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE)",277000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Oh... Okay, maybe he's not so bad.",oh okay maybe hes not so bad,7 +132314,471,37,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS) No! No! No! (EXTREMELY DISGUSTED NOISE) Get off! Get off! Get off!,281000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,No! No! No! Get off! Get off! Get off!,no no no get off get off get off,9 +132315,471,38,(Springfield: ext. springfield - meadow - day),331000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +132316,471,39,"Bart Simpson: Okay, Ray, your wing is healed. Go on. Live your life.",331000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Okay, Ray, your wing is healed. Go on. Live your life.",okay ray your wing is healed go on live your life,11 +132317,471,40,"Bart Simpson: Aw, c'mon, man. Admit it -- you knew this day would come.",338000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Aw, c'mon, man. Admit it -- you knew this day would come.",aw cmon man admit it -- you knew this day would come,12 +132318,471,41,Bart Simpson: (EMOTIONAL) You and I have shared too many seed bells to just walk away from this.,361000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,You and I have shared too many seed bells to just walk away from this.,you and i have shared too many seed bells to just walk away from this,15 +132319,471,42,Bird: (HAPPY COOS),361000,FALSE,1058,216,Bird,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +132320,471,43,"Bart Simpson: Go ahead, make fun of me. I lost my heart to a bird.",369000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Go ahead, make fun of me. I lost my heart to a bird.",go ahead make fun of me i lost my heart to a bird,13 +132321,471,44,Nelson Muntz: (PERFUNCTORY) Haw-haw.,373000,TRUE,101,216,Nelson Muntz,Springfield,Haw-haw.,haw-haw,1 +132322,471,45,"Bart Simpson: Man, you were not into that. What's wrong?",374000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Man, you were not into that. What's wrong?",man you were not into that whats wrong,8 +132323,471,46,Nelson Muntz: My mom ran off with my birthday clown.,377000,TRUE,101,216,Nelson Muntz,Springfield,My mom ran off with my birthday clown.,my mom ran off with my birthday clown,8 +132324,471,47,(Simpson Backyard: Ext. Simpson BACK YARD),388000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +132325,471,48,"Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) All finished, boy.",388000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"All finished, boy.",all finished boy,3 +132326,471,49,Bart Simpson: That coop looks a little flimsy.,390000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,That coop looks a little flimsy.,that coop looks a little flimsy,6 +132327,471,50,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFING) Flimsy? This gentle pat says different.,391000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Flimsy? This gentle pat says different.,flimsy this gentle pat says different,6 +132328,471,51,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),391000,FALSE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +132353,471,76,Marge Simpson: Opossum!,539000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Opossum!,opossum,1 +132354,471,77,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, it's just Maggie.",542000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, it's just Maggie.",mom its just maggie,4 +132329,471,52,"Bart Simpson: Now that you're officially my bird, let me fill you in on the pecking order around here.",403000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Now that you're officially my bird, let me fill you in on the pecking order around here.",now that youre officially my bird let me fill you in on the pecking order around here,17 +132330,471,53,"Bart Simpson: The top dog is me, followed by the top dog, the dog... (POINTING TO CHART) ...then the cat... then you... but don't feel bad, you're ahead of Milhouse.",407000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"The top dog is me, followed by the top dog, the dog... ...then the cat... then you... but don't feel bad, you're ahead of Milhouse.",the top dog is me followed by the top dog the dog then the cat then you but dont feel bad youre ahead of milhouse,25 +132331,471,54,Milhouse Van Houten: C'mon Bart. How long can you stay mad?,414000,TRUE,25,44,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Backyard,C'mon Bart. How long can you stay mad?,cmon bart how long can you stay mad,8 +132332,471,55,Milhouse Van Houten: I thought your race car was a Transformer! Nothing's one thing anymore!,417000,TRUE,25,44,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Backyard,I thought your race car was a Transformer! Nothing's one thing anymore!,i thought your race car was a transformer nothings one thing anymore,12 +132333,471,56,"Bart Simpson: Sorry man, it's still too soon.",423000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Sorry man, it's still too soon.",sorry man its still too soon,6 +132334,471,57,"Milhouse Van Houten: No problem. I'll just be right behind this fence, whenever you're ready to forgive me.",425000,TRUE,25,44,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Backyard,"No problem. I'll just be right behind this fence, whenever you're ready to forgive me.",no problem ill just be right behind this fence whenever youre ready to forgive me,15 +132335,471,58,Milhouse Van Houten: (BEHIND FENCE) Now? Do you forgive me now? (GROWING QUIETER AND SADDER) Now? Now?,431000,TRUE,25,44,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Backyard,Now? Do you forgive me now? Now? Now?,now do you forgive me now now now,8 +132336,471,59,"Milhouse Van Houten: I'm scared, Bart.",441000,TRUE,25,44,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Backyard,"I'm scared, Bart.",im scared bart,3 +132337,471,60,(Simpson Home: Int. SimPSON HOUSE - tv room - later that night),443000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132338,471,61,Announcer: Bored by black and white footage of World War II? Recently uncovered color footage will get you back in the game!,443000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,Bored by black and white footage of World War II? Recently uncovered color footage will get you back in the game!,bored by black and white footage of world war ii recently uncovered color footage will get you back in the game,21 +132339,471,62,"Announcer: Order this DVD now, featuring dictator's commentary by Hitler and Mussolini.",450000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"Order this DVD now, featuring dictator's commentary by Hitler and Mussolini.",order this dvd now featuring dictators commentary by hitler and mussolini,11 +132340,471,63,"Announcer: And as a special bonus, the story of the carrier pigeon -- the Allies' winged warrior.",461000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"And as a special bonus, the story of the carrier pigeon -- the Allies' winged warrior.",and as a special bonus the story of the carrier pigeon -- the allies winged warrior,16 +132341,471,64,"Aide: General Patton, this bird has a message for you.",467000,TRUE,652,5,Aide,Simpson Home,"General Patton, this bird has a message for you.",general patton this bird has a message for you,9 +132342,471,65,General Patton: (GEORGE C. SCOTT VOICE) There's a bomb in my helmet!,470000,TRUE,5716,5,General Patton,Simpson Home,There's a bomb in my helmet!,theres a bomb in my helmet,6 +132343,471,66,"General Patton: Caesar can have his eagle, Alexander the Great his gryphon... I'll take the American fighting pigeon any damn day!",474000,TRUE,5716,5,General Patton,Simpson Home,"Caesar can have his eagle, Alexander the Great his gryphon... I'll take the American fighting pigeon any damn day!",caesar can have his eagle alexander the great his gryphon ill take the american fighting pigeon any damn day,19 +132344,471,67,"Bart Simpson: Wow, Ray, you have hidden talents!",485000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wow, Ray, you have hidden talents!",wow ray you have hidden talents,6 +132345,471,68,"Homer Simpson: Is he good at tic-tac-toe like that chicken I played, lost to, and ate at the State Fair?",488000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Is he good at tic-tac-toe like that chicken I played, lost to, and ate at the State Fair?",is he good at tic-tac-toe like that chicken i played lost to and ate at the state fair,18 +132346,471,69,"Bart Simpson: No, I was thinking we could use him to send messages back and forth.",492000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, I was thinking we could use him to send messages back and forth.",no i was thinking we could use him to send messages back and forth,14 +132347,471,70,Homer Simpson: Way ahead of you.,495000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Way ahead of you.,way ahead of you,4 +132348,471,71,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, why am I so repulsed by pigeons? It doesn't make any sense.",503000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, why am I so repulsed by pigeons? It doesn't make any sense.",mom why am i so repulsed by pigeons it doesnt make any sense,13 +132349,471,72,"Lisa Simpson: I'm a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Amoebas, The League of Women Vultures, the N-double-A-C-Porcupines, Kids for Squids, the A.C.L. Unicorns, Clamnesty International and, uh... well, those are the best ones.",508000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm a member of People for the Ethical Treatment of Amoebas, The League of Women Vultures, the N-double-A-C-Porcupines, Kids for Squids, the A.C.L. Unicorns, Clamnesty International and, uh... well, those are the best ones.",im a member of people for the ethical treatment of amoebas the league of women vultures the n-double-a-c-porcupines kids for squids the acl unicorns clamnesty international and uh well those are the best ones,34 +132350,471,73,"Marge Simpson: Sweetie, everyone has an animal they can't stand. Indiana Jones had snakes, the Grizzly man had grizzlies, and... you know, (ADMITS) I'm not crazy about opossums.",522000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, everyone has an animal they can't stand. Indiana Jones had snakes, the Grizzly man had grizzlies, and... you know, I'm not crazy about opossums.",sweetie everyone has an animal they cant stand indiana jones had snakes the grizzly man had grizzlies and you know im not crazy about opossums,25 +132351,471,74,Lisa Simpson: (SURPRISED) Really?,535000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Really?,really,1 +132352,471,75,Marge Simpson: Those creepy little claws... (SHUDDERS),536000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Those creepy little claws...,those creepy little claws,4 +132356,471,79,Marge Simpson: (CUTESY) Who's a possum? You're a possum.,544000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Who's a possum? You're a possum.,whos a possum youre a possum,6 +132357,471,80,Marge Simpson: (FREEZING UP) What's that?,551000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What's that?,whats that,2 +132358,471,81,Lisa Simpson: I'll tell you later.,552000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll tell you later.,ill tell you later,4 +132359,471,82,Marge Simpson: (NERVOUS NOISE),552000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132360,471,83,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - BART'S CLASSROOM - a FEW DAYS LATER),557000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +132361,471,84,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Four sixty-five divided by seven equals...,557000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Four sixty-five divided by seven equals...,four sixty-five divided by seven equals,6 +132362,471,85,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: What the? (ANNOYED NOISE) All right. I won't ask who sent this note if I can use the bird to send a note of my own.,562000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,What the? All right. I won't ask who sent this note if I can use the bird to send a note of my own.,what the all right i wont ask who sent this note if i can use the bird to send a note of my own,24 +132363,471,86,Bart Simpson: As long as it means we're not learning.,572000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,As long as it means we're not learning.,as long as it means were not learning,8 +132364,471,87,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Deal.,574000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Deal.,deal,1 +132365,471,88,(Skinner's Office: int. skinner's office - a little later),577000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +132366,471,89,"Seymour Skinner: (READS) ""Every day since we broke up is the greatest day of my life."" (SAD NOISE)",577000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Every day since we broke up is the greatest day of my life.,every day since we broke up is the greatest day of my life,13 +132367,471,90,Gary Chalmers: Is that from Edna?,577000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Is that from Edna?,is that from edna,4 +132368,471,91,"Gary Chalmers: I feel for you, Seymour. If you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I'm here for you.",584000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"I feel for you, Seymour. If you ever need a shoulder to lean on, I'm here for you.",i feel for you seymour if you ever need a shoulder to lean on im here for you,18 +132369,471,92,"Seymour Skinner: P.S., Chalmers and I are doing it.",591000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"P.S., Chalmers and I are doing it.",ps chalmers and i are doing it,7 +132370,471,93,Gary Chalmers: She was on the rebound from Willie.,594000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,She was on the rebound from Willie.,she was on the rebound from willie,7 +132371,471,94,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. power plant - burns' office - day),598000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +132372,471,95,"C. Montgomery Burns: Ooh, a carrier pigeon. Perhaps an update on the siege of Khartoum.",598000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Ooh, a carrier pigeon. Perhaps an update on the siege of Khartoum.",ooh a carrier pigeon perhaps an update on the siege of khartoum,12 +132373,471,96,"C. Montgomery Burns: ""Do a ballet dance without no clothes on."" (SHRUGS) Bad grammar, but good advice.",605000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"""Do a ballet dance without no clothes on."" Bad grammar, but good advice.",do a ballet dance without no clothes on bad grammar but good advice,13 +132374,471,97,Carl Carlson: (LAUGH HYSTERICALLY),605000,FALSE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +132375,471,98,Lenny Leonard: (STILL INTRIGUED) I'll catch up with you guys later.,625000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I'll catch up with you guys later.,ill catch up with you guys later,7 +132376,471,99,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON house - bart's room - LATER),652000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132377,471,100,(Van Houten Home: Ext. Milhouse's house - a little later),652000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +132378,471,101,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - bart's room - later),652000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132379,471,102,(Milhouse's Bedroom: Int. Milhouse's room - a little later),652000,FALSE,NA,629,NA,Milhouse's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +132380,471,103,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's room - a little later),652000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +132381,471,104,(Simpson Backyard: Ext. Simpson back yard - cONTINUOUS),652000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +132382,471,105,"Moe Szyslak: Hey Homer, you ever think about racing that bird?",652000,TRUE,17,44,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Backyard,"Hey Homer, you ever think about racing that bird?",hey homer you ever think about racing that bird,9 +132383,471,106,Homer Simpson: You can race pigeons?,655000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,You can race pigeons?,you can race pigeons,4 +132384,471,107,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, if it moves, you can bet on it.",656000,TRUE,17,44,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Backyard,"Hey, if it moves, you can bet on it.",hey if it moves you can bet on it,9 +132385,471,108,Bart Simpson: What about the Detroit Lions?,658000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,What about the Detroit Lions?,what about the detroit lions,5 +132386,471,109,"Moe Szyslak: Ah, now lay off Detroit. Them people is living in Mad Max times. But I was thinking you could enter this bird in the annual Springfield to Shelbyville Birditarod. Hm?",660000,TRUE,17,44,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Backyard,"Ah, now lay off Detroit. Them people is living in Mad Max times. But I was thinking you could enter this bird in the annual Springfield to Shelbyville Birditarod. Hm?",ah now lay off detroit them people is living in mad max times but i was thinking you could enter this bird in the annual springfield to shelbyville birditarod hm,30 +132387,471,110,"Homer Simpson: Hmm... me, the patriarch of a bird-racing dynasty...",672000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Hmm... me, the patriarch of a bird-racing dynasty...",hmm me the patriarch of a bird-racing dynasty,8 +132388,471,111,"Danica Patrick: Congratulations, Homer.",678000,TRUE,5717,44,Danica Patrick,Simpson Backyard,"Congratulations, Homer.",congratulations homer,2 +132389,471,112,Homer Simpson: Danica Patrick in my thoughts!,680000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Danica Patrick in my thoughts!,danica patrick in my thoughts,5 +132390,471,113,"Danica Patrick: That's right, Homer. I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fans' fantasies. (FLIRTY) Better not tell Marge about this.",682000,TRUE,5717,44,Danica Patrick,Simpson Backyard,"That's right, Homer. I'm contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fans' fantasies. Better not tell Marge about this.",thats right homer im contractually obligated by my sponsors to appear in random fans fantasies better not tell marge about this,21 +132391,471,114,Marge Simpson: (ENTERS) You Brickyard Bimbo!,690000,TRUE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,You Brickyard Bimbo!,you brickyard bimbo,3 +132392,471,115,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLE) Ended that a little too soon.,696000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Ended that a little too soon.,ended that a little too soon,6 +132393,471,116,"Homer Simpson: What they don't suspect is that I'm into this. (FIGHTING NOISE, THEN SNEAKY CHUCKLE)",701000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,What they don't suspect is that I'm into this.,what they dont suspect is that im into this,9 +132394,471,117,"Bart Simpson: Hear that, boy? You're gonna be a racing pigeon!",705000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Hear that, boy? You're gonna be a racing pigeon!",hear that boy youre gonna be a racing pigeon,9 +132395,471,118,Bart Simpson: It's getting a little chilly -- I'd better put a blanket on Ray.,709000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,It's getting a little chilly -- I'd better put a blanket on Ray.,its getting a little chilly -- id better put a blanket on ray,13 +132396,471,119,Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS) Dad! Help!,713000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Dad! Help!,dad help,2 +132397,471,120,Homer Simpson: Stupid dog! Let go of that delicious bird!,715000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Stupid dog! Let go of that delicious bird!,stupid dog let go of that delicious bird,8 +132398,471,121,Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS) Nooooo!,724000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Nooooo!,nooooo,1 +132399,471,122,"Homer Simpson: Come on out, birdie! Follow the sound of my (ECHOES) voice-voice-voice.",730000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Come on out, birdie! Follow the sound of my voice-voice-voice.",come on out birdie follow the sound of my voice-voice-voice,10 +132400,471,123,Moe Szyslak: It's just as well. There's no such thing as a Birditarod. It was just a trick to scam you out of your house. (TIPS CAP) Good day.,739000,TRUE,17,44,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Backyard,It's just as well. There's no such thing as a Birditarod. It was just a trick to scam you out of your house. Good day.,its just as well theres no such thing as a birditarod it was just a trick to scam you out of your house good day,25 +132401,471,124,Database: (SINGING) TAPS TAPS TAPS / TAPS TAPS TAPS / TAPS TAPS TAPS / TAPS TAPS TAPS / TAPS TAPS TAPS... TAPS TAPS TAPS...,756000,TRUE,1605,44,Database,Simpson Backyard,TAPS TAPS TAPS / TAPS TAPS TAPS / TAPS TAPS TAPS / TAPS TAPS TAPS / TAPS TAPS TAPS... TAPS TAPS TAPS...,taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps taps,18 +132402,471,125,"Nelson Muntz: What did you think, Mom?",769000,TRUE,101,44,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Backyard,"What did you think, Mom?",what did you think mom,5 +132403,471,126,Mrs. Muntz: Well ask your new father.,771000,TRUE,2660,44,Mrs. Muntz,Simpson Backyard,Well ask your new father.,well ask your new father,5 +132404,471,127,Nelson Muntz: You haven't earned the right to say that to me.,774000,TRUE,101,44,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Backyard,You haven't earned the right to say that to me.,you havent earned the right to say that to me,10 +132405,471,128,"Homer Simpson: Dearly beloved. I'd like to open this service with the words of Emily Dickinson: ""Hope is the thing with feathers...""",777000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Dearly beloved. I'd like to open this service with the words of Emily Dickinson: ""Hope is the thing with feathers...""",dearly beloved id like to open this service with the words of emily dickinson hope is the thing with feathers,20 +132406,471,129,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED MOAN) Stupid dog!,777000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Stupid dog!,stupid dog,2 +132407,471,130,Nelson Muntz: This funeral just got depressing.,792000,TRUE,101,44,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Backyard,This funeral just got depressing.,this funeral just got depressing,5 +132408,471,131,"Martin Prince: Let's lighten up the mood, boys!",795000,TRUE,38,44,Martin Prince,Simpson Backyard,"Let's lighten up the mood, boys!",lets lighten up the mood boys,6 +132409,471,132,Database: (SINGING) GRAY SKIES ARE GONNA CLEAR UP / PUT ON A HAPPY FACE / BRUSH OFF THE CLOUDS AND CHEER UP / PUT ON A HAPPY FACE,798000,TRUE,1605,44,Database,Simpson Backyard,GRAY SKIES ARE GONNA CLEAR UP / PUT ON A HAPPY FACE / BRUSH OFF THE CLOUDS AND CHEER UP / PUT ON A HAPPY FACE,gray skies are gonna clear up put on a happy face brush off the clouds and cheer up put on a happy face,23 +132410,471,133,Bart Simpson: (SMILING) Thanks. That song does make me feel a little better.,807000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Thanks. That song does make me feel a little better.,thanks that song does make me feel a little better,10 +132411,471,134,"Martin Prince: It's from ""Bye-Bye Birdie""!",810000,TRUE,38,44,Martin Prince,Simpson Backyard,"It's from ""Bye-Bye Birdie""!",its from bye-bye birdie,4 +132412,471,135,Bart Simpson: (ANGUISHED SOB),810000,FALSE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +132413,471,136,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - foyer - day),821000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132414,471,137,Bart Simpson: You really don't get it.,821000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You really don't get it.,you really dont get it,5 +132415,471,138,(Simpson Living Room: Int. Simpson Living room - day),834000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +132416,471,139,Itchy: Your crimes against the animals / have gone before the jury.,834000,TRUE,343,25,Itchy,Simpson Living Room,Your crimes against the animals / have gone before the jury.,your crimes against the animals have gone before the jury,10 +132417,471,140,Scratchy: We prob'ly should deliberate / but we're kind of in a hurry.,838000,TRUE,342,25,Scratchy,Simpson Living Room,We prob'ly should deliberate / but we're kind of in a hurry.,we probly should deliberate but were kind of in a hurry,11 +132418,471,141,Will Rogers: I never met a dog I didn't hate. / (WILL ROGERS NOISES),846000,TRUE,5718,25,Will Rogers,Simpson Living Room,I never met a dog I didn't hate. /,i never met a dog i didnt hate,8 +132419,471,142,"W.C. FIELDS: Ah, yes. A little hair of the dog that bit me. (DRINKS BLOOD)",851000,TRUE,5719,25,W.C. FIELDS,Simpson Living Room,"Ah, yes. A little hair of the dog that bit me.",ah yes a little hair of the dog that bit me,11 +132420,471,143,"Bart Simpson: (TO DOG, O.S.) I hope you learned something here.",863000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,I hope you learned something here.,i hope you learned something here,6 +132421,471,144,Bart Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE),863000,FALSE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +132422,471,145,(Skinner's Office: Int. Principal skinner's office - day),870000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +132423,471,146,"Seymour Skinner: Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart has been very sad lately.",870000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Mr. and Mrs. Simpson, Bart has been very sad lately.",mr and mrs simpson bart has been very sad lately,10 +132424,471,147,Marge Simpson: We know. And we're going to do something about it.,873000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,We know. And we're going to do something about it.,we know and were going to do something about it,10 +132425,471,148,"Seymour Skinner: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Please don't do anything. Not only have his grades gone up, but the enthusiasm has gone out of his pranks.",877000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Please don't do anything. Not only have his grades gone up, but the enthusiasm has gone out of his pranks.",no no no no no no no please dont do anything not only have his grades gone up but the enthusiasm has gone out of his pranks,27 +132426,471,149,"Seymour Skinner: I mean, take a look at this. (CHUCKLES) If anything, I was wondering if you could make him sadder.",883000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"I mean, take a look at this. If anything, I was wondering if you could make him sadder.",i mean take a look at this if anything i was wondering if you could make him sadder,18 +132427,471,150,Marge Simpson: How can you say a thing like that?,889000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,How can you say a thing like that?,how can you say a thing like that,8 +132428,471,151,"Homer Simpson: Marge, listen to the man -- he pays Bart's salary.",891000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Marge, listen to the man -- he pays Bart's salary.",marge listen to the man -- he pays barts salary,10 +132429,471,152,Marge Simpson: No he doesn't!,894000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,No he doesn't!,no he doesnt,3 +132430,471,153,Homer Simpson: Why can't you support my gibberish? I'd do it if you were stupid!,896000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,Why can't you support my gibberish? I'd do it if you were stupid!,why cant you support my gibberish id do it if you were stupid,13 +132431,471,154,"Seymour Skinner: Marge, Homer, this marital discord is perfect. But please, save it for home where your son could see it.",899000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Marge, Homer, this marital discord is perfect. But please, save it for home where your son could see it.",marge homer this marital discord is perfect but please save it for home where your son could see it,19 +132432,471,155,Marge Simpson: (ANGRY MURMUR),899000,FALSE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +132433,471,156,(Therapist's Office: Int. therapist's office - waiting room - lATER),910000,FALSE,NA,3319,NA,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +132434,471,157,"Dr. Thurston: Bart, Santa's Little Helper, come on in.",910000,TRUE,5720,3319,Dr. Thurston,Therapist's Office,"Bart, Santa's Little Helper, come on in.",bart santas little helper come on in,7 +132435,471,158,(Doctor Thurston' Office: Int. Doctor Thurston' office - continuous),914000,FALSE,NA,3815,NA,Doctor Thurston' Office,NA,NA,NA +132436,471,159,Homer Simpson: (SHAKES HEAD) A shrink who takes kids and pets?,914000,TRUE,2,3815,Homer Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,A shrink who takes kids and pets?,a shrink who takes kids and pets,7 +132437,471,160,"Dr. Thurston: Hey, in this economy, I'll even remove tattoos.",917000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,"Hey, in this economy, I'll even remove tattoos.",hey in this economy ill even remove tattoos,8 +132438,471,161,Homer Simpson: Even my tramp stamp?,920000,TRUE,2,3815,Homer Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,Even my tramp stamp?,even my tramp stamp,4 +132439,471,162,Homer Simpson: I got the idea from a show where people regret these.,922000,TRUE,2,3815,Homer Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,I got the idea from a show where people regret these.,i got the idea from a show where people regret these,11 +132440,471,163,"Marge Simpson: Homie, why don't you study these?",926000,TRUE,1,3815,Marge Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,"Homie, why don't you study these?",homie why dont you study these,6 +132441,471,164,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES, SOBS, NOISE OF FEAR, TURNED ON) Oh baby! (DELIGHTED) Well whaddaya know! (FRUSTRATED) Oh come on!",939000,TRUE,2,3815,Homer Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,Oh baby! Well whaddaya know! Oh come on!,oh baby well whaddaya know oh come on,8 +132442,471,165,"Dr. Thurston: (NODS) So, Marge, what I understand from our phone conversation is, you have a very poor service provider.",943000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,"So, Marge, what I understand from our phone conversation is, you have a very poor service provider.",so marge what i understand from our phone conversation is you have a very poor service provider,17 +132443,471,166,Marge Simpson: I bought it because Catherine Zeta Jones told me to. What a fool I was.,950000,TRUE,1,3815,Marge Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,I bought it because Catherine Zeta Jones told me to. What a fool I was.,i bought it because catherine zeta jones told me to what a fool i was,15 +132444,471,167,"Dr. Thurston: Secondly, there's been a major breach of trust between Bart and Santa's Little Helper.",956000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,"Secondly, there's been a major breach of trust between Bart and Santa's Little Helper.",secondly theres been a major breach of trust between bart and santas little helper,14 +132445,471,168,"Bart Simpson: Well, he shouldn't kill birds. It's not right!",961000,TRUE,8,3815,Bart Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,"Well, he shouldn't kill birds. It's not right!",well he shouldnt kill birds its not right,8 +132446,471,169,"Dr. Thurston: That is correct... according to human standards. But all a dog can do is follow his animal inclinations, right?",964000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,"That is correct... according to human standards. But all a dog can do is follow his animal inclinations, right?",that is correct according to human standards but all a dog can do is follow his animal inclinations right,19 +132447,471,170,Bart Simpson: I guess.,971000,TRUE,8,3815,Bart Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,I guess.,i guess,2 +132448,471,171,"Dr. Thurston: So, Bart, as the one with the larger brain...",972000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,"So, Bart, as the one with the larger brain...",so bart as the one with the larger brain,9 +132449,471,172,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO TO BART) Nicely done, boy.",975000,TRUE,2,3815,Homer Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,"Nicely done, boy.",nicely done boy,3 +132450,471,173,Dr. Thurston: ...maybe you can find it in your heart to forgive him.,977000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,...maybe you can find it in your heart to forgive him.,maybe you can find it in your heart to forgive him,11 +132451,471,174,"Bart Simpson: See? He's a questionable character! He used to hang around racetracks, you know!",984000,TRUE,8,3815,Bart Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,"See? He's a questionable character! He used to hang around racetracks, you know!",see hes a questionable character he used to hang around racetracks you know,13 +132452,471,175,"Dr. Thurston: Bart, could you wait outside?",988000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,"Bart, could you wait outside?",bart could you wait outside,5 +132453,471,176,Dr. Thurston: It's not gonna work. You have to give the dog away.,996000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,It's not gonna work. You have to give the dog away.,its not gonna work you have to give the dog away,11 +132454,471,177,Marge Simpson: Are you sure?,998000,TRUE,1,3815,Marge Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,Are you sure?,are you sure,3 +132455,471,178,Dr. Thurston: (FIRMLY) As sure as I am that I'll be billing you for that torn magazine.,1000000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,As sure as I am that I'll be billing you for that torn magazine.,as sure as i am that ill be billing you for that torn magazine,14 +132456,471,179,"Homer Simpson: (CONCERNED) Oh, that's pretty sure. Subscription rate, right?",1003000,TRUE,2,3815,Homer Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,"Oh, that's pretty sure. Subscription rate, right?",oh thats pretty sure subscription rate right,7 +132457,471,180,Dr. Thurston: (VERY FIRM) Newsstand.,1006000,TRUE,5720,3815,Dr. Thurston,Doctor Thurston' Office,Newsstand.,newsstand,1 +132458,471,181,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE),1006000,FALSE,2,3815,Homer Simpson,Doctor Thurston' Office,NA,NA,NA +132459,471,182,(Simpson Home: Ext. SiMPSON HOUSE - driveway),1014000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132460,471,183,"Bart Simpson: Why is it coming with us? And for once, I'm not talkin' about Lisa.",1014000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Why is it coming with us? And for once, I'm not talkin' about Lisa.",why is it coming with us and for once im not talkin about lisa,14 +132461,471,184,Lisa Simpson: It's amazing how I can feel sorry for you and hate you at the same time. I'm sure there's a German word for it.,1018000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It's amazing how I can feel sorry for you and hate you at the same time. I'm sure there's a German word for it.,its amazing how i can feel sorry for you and hate you at the same time im sure theres a german word for it,24 +132462,471,185,Marge Simpson: We're bringing the dog because we've found him a new home at a farm upstate where he can run and play all day.,1027000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We're bringing the dog because we've found him a new home at a farm upstate where he can run and play all day.,were bringing the dog because weve found him a new home at a farm upstate where he can run and play all day,23 +132463,471,186,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED) You're gonna put him down?,1034000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You're gonna put him down?,youre gonna put him down,5 +132464,471,187,"Marge Simpson: No! For once, a pet ""going to a farm upstate"" really is going to a farm upstate.",1036000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No! For once, a pet ""going to a farm upstate"" really is going to a farm upstate.",no for once a pet going to a farm upstate really is going to a farm upstate,17 +132465,471,188,Bart Simpson: What about all the other pets you told us went to a farm upstate?,1042000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What about all the other pets you told us went to a farm upstate?,what about all the other pets you told us went to a farm upstate,14 +132466,471,189,"Homer Simpson: (THINKING BACK) Hmm... Back yard, back yard, toilet, ocean, don't know, back yard, Flanders' mailbox, Lenny's freezer, tire fire.",1046000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hmm... Back yard, back yard, toilet, ocean, don't know, back yard, Flanders' mailbox, Lenny's freezer, tire fire.",hmm back yard back yard toilet ocean dont know back yard flanders mailbox lennys freezer tire fire,17 +132467,471,190,(Country Road: Ext. Country road - lATER),1057000,FALSE,NA,186,NA,Country Road,NA,NA,NA +132468,471,191,Lisa Simpson: This is where we're ditching the dog?,1057000,TRUE,9,186,Lisa Simpson,Country Road,This is where we're ditching the dog?,this is where were ditching the dog,7 +132469,471,192,"Marge Simpson: Well, ""ditching"" is a harsh word.",1059000,TRUE,1,186,Marge Simpson,Country Road,"Well, ""ditching"" is a harsh word.",well ditching is a harsh word,6 +132470,471,193,Homer Simpson: Enough chitchat. Time for operation dog dump.,1061000,TRUE,2,186,Homer Simpson,Country Road,Enough chitchat. Time for operation dog dump.,enough chitchat time for operation dog dump,7 +132471,471,194,Marge Simpson: It wasn't really a lot of chitchat.,1064000,TRUE,1,186,Marge Simpson,Country Road,It wasn't really a lot of chitchat.,it wasnt really a lot of chitchat,7 +132472,471,195,Homer Simpson: It was still too much.,1066000,TRUE,2,186,Homer Simpson,Country Road,It was still too much.,it was still too much,5 +132473,471,196,(OSTRICH FARM: Ext. ostrich farm - continuous),1073000,FALSE,NA,3816,NA,OSTRICH FARM,NA,NA,NA +132474,471,197,Caretaker: We'll take good care of your dog.,1073000,TRUE,5721,3816,Caretaker,OSTRICH FARM,We'll take good care of your dog.,well take good care of your dog,7 +132475,471,198,"Homer Simpson: I'm sure you will, because you take such good care of your ostriches.",1075000,TRUE,2,3816,Homer Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,"I'm sure you will, because you take such good care of your ostriches.",im sure you will because you take such good care of your ostriches,13 +132476,471,199,Homer Simpson: (CHARLES NELSON REILLY NOISE) Maybe we should get going.,1081000,TRUE,2,3816,Homer Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,Maybe we should get going.,maybe we should get going,5 +132477,471,200,"Marge Simpson: Bart, sweetie... would you like to say goodbye? (GESTURES TO DOG)",1084000,TRUE,1,3816,Marge Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,"Bart, sweetie... would you like to say goodbye?",bart sweetie would you like to say goodbye,8 +132517,472,6,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I'm watching a rerun of an important Bowl game.",31000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I'm watching a rerun of an important Bowl game.",marge im watching a rerun of an important bowl game,10 +132606,472,95,Women: (DERISIVE LAUGH),479000,FALSE,1878,3825,Women,Springfield Aircraft Plant,NA,NA,NA +132478,471,201,"Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE CHOKED UP) Well, boy, I guess this is it. We've shared a lot of great memories, like the time we got our picture in the paper with the caption ""Who's Walking Who?""",1089000,TRUE,8,3816,Bart Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,"Well, boy, I guess this is it. We've shared a lot of great memories, like the time we got our picture in the paper with the caption ""Who's Walking Who?""",well boy i guess this is it weve shared a lot of great memories like the time we got our picture in the paper with the caption whos walking who,30 +132479,471,202,Homer Simpson: (CHOKED UP) I mailed them the answer but they never printed it.,1092000,TRUE,2,3816,Homer Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,I mailed them the answer but they never printed it.,i mailed them the answer but they never printed it,10 +132480,471,203,"Bart Simpson: (SMALL SOB, TO DOG) But it's not my fault you're leaving, it's yours. (STERN) Because you should never, ever kill a bird. Ever!",1102000,TRUE,8,3816,Bart Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,"But it's not my fault you're leaving, it's yours. Because you should never, ever kill a bird. Ever!",but its not my fault youre leaving its yours because you should never ever kill a bird ever,18 +132481,471,204,Bart Simpson: (CHOKED UP) I'd like a moment to ourselves.,1109000,TRUE,8,3816,Bart Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,I'd like a moment to ourselves.,id like a moment to ourselves,6 +132482,471,205,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Ooo, unknown caller!",1115000,TRUE,2,3816,Homer Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,"Ooo, unknown caller!",ooo unknown caller,3 +132483,471,206,Homer Simpson: Hey!,1118000,TRUE,2,3816,Homer Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,Hey!,hey,1 +132484,471,207,"Homer Simpson: All right, you, gimme back my phone, and nobody gets hurt.",1123000,TRUE,2,3816,Homer Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,"All right, you, gimme back my phone, and nobody gets hurt.",all right you gimme back my phone and nobody gets hurt,11 +132485,471,208,Homer Simpson: (SOBS) You said nobody gets hurt. Those were your exact words!,1127000,TRUE,2,3816,Homer Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,You said nobody gets hurt. Those were your exact words!,you said nobody gets hurt those were your exact words,10 +132486,471,209,Bart Simpson: (BARY YELLS),1127000,FALSE,8,3816,Bart Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,NA,NA,NA +132487,471,210,(GIFT SHOP: Int. gift shop - continuous),1146000,FALSE,NA,1099,NA,GIFT SHOP,NA,NA,NA +132488,471,211,"Marge Simpson: So, Lisa. Do you want an ostrich feather centerpiece?",1146000,TRUE,1,1099,Marge Simpson,GIFT SHOP,"So, Lisa. Do you want an ostrich feather centerpiece?",so lisa do you want an ostrich feather centerpiece,9 +132489,471,212,Lisa Simpson: Not really.,1148000,TRUE,9,1099,Lisa Simpson,GIFT SHOP,Not really.,not really,2 +132490,471,213,Marge Simpson: Well we've gotta buy something!,1150000,TRUE,1,1099,Marge Simpson,GIFT SHOP,Well we've gotta buy something!,well weve gotta buy something,5 +132491,471,214,(Ostrich World: Ext. ostrich world - continuous),1154000,FALSE,NA,3817,NA,Ostrich World,NA,NA,NA +132492,471,215,Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS),1154000,FALSE,8,3817,Bart Simpson,Ostrich World,NA,NA,NA +132493,471,216,Bart Simpson: (TERRIFIED) Help! Kill the bird!,1154000,TRUE,8,3817,Bart Simpson,Ostrich World,Help! Kill the bird!,help kill the bird,4 +132494,471,217,Bart's Voice: Never kill a bird. Never kill a bird.,1157000,TRUE,233,3817,Bart's Voice,Ostrich World,Never kill a bird. Never kill a bird.,never kill a bird never kill a bird,8 +132495,471,218,Bart Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little...,1171000,TRUE,8,3817,Bart Simpson,Ostrich World,Why you little...,why you little,3 +132496,471,219,Ostrich: (ANGRY NOISES) (BLEATING NOISES),1171000,FALSE,3496,3817,Ostrich,Ostrich World,NA,NA,NA +132497,471,220,Ostrich: (VIGOROUS STRANGLING NOISES) / (DYING NOISES),1171000,TRUE,3496,3817,Ostrich,Ostrich World,/,NA,0 +132498,471,221,Caretaker: (CALLING OUT) Pa! You gotta see this!,1179000,TRUE,5721,3817,Caretaker,Ostrich World,Pa! You gotta see this!,pa you gotta see this,5 +132499,471,222,"Caretaker: Oh right, I forgot.",1183000,TRUE,5721,3817,Caretaker,Ostrich World,"Oh right, I forgot.",oh right i forgot,4 +132500,471,223,Ostrich: (DYING LAST BLEAT),1183000,FALSE,3496,3817,Ostrich,Ostrich World,NA,NA,NA +132501,471,224,Bart Simpson: (MOANS),1183000,FALSE,8,3817,Bart Simpson,Ostrich World,NA,NA,NA +132502,471,225,(OSTRICH FARM: EXT. OSTRICH FARM - LATER - ESTABLISHING),1195000,FALSE,NA,3816,NA,OSTRICH FARM,NA,NA,NA +132503,471,226,"Marge Simpson: More Oxycontin Candy, sweetie?",1195000,TRUE,1,3816,Marge Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,"More Oxycontin Candy, sweetie?",more oxycontin candy sweetie,4 +132504,471,227,"Bart Simpson: Well, boy, I guess I owe you an apology. (LOVING) Who's a bird-eating monster? You are. You are! Yes you are!",1205000,TRUE,8,3816,Bart Simpson,OSTRICH FARM,"Well, boy, I guess I owe you an apology. Who's a bird-eating monster? You are. You are! Yes you are!",well boy i guess i owe you an apology whos a bird-eating monster you are you are yes you are,20 +132505,471,228,(Simpson Car: INT. SIMPSON CAR - A SHORT TIME LATER),1215000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +132506,471,229,"Homer Simpson: Well, Bart learned a lesson, and most important of all, we don't have to stop and pick up dinner.",1215000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Well, Bart learned a lesson, and most important of all, we don't have to stop and pick up dinner.",well bart learned a lesson and most important of all we dont have to stop and pick up dinner,19 +132507,471,230,(Car: Ext. car - continuous),1221000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +132508,471,231,Lisa Simpson: (GLUMLY) You do for me.,1221000,TRUE,9,2,Lisa Simpson,Car,You do for me.,you do for me,4 +132509,471,232,Homer Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),1221000,FALSE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,NA,NA,NA +132510,471,233,Ostrich: (BLEATS),1221000,FALSE,3496,2,Ostrich,Car,NA,NA,NA +132511,472,0,(Springfield: EXT. springfield - aerial shot - night - CHRISTMAS EVE),18000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +132512,472,1,(Evergreen Terrace: eXT. EVERGREEN TERRACE - NIGHT),18000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +132513,472,2,"Marge Simpson: Wrong holiday, stupid!",18000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Wrong holiday, stupid!",wrong holiday stupid,3 +132514,472,3,Mechanical Santa: Ho! Ho! Ho! (INCREASINGLY HIGH PITCHED AND FAST) Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!,23000,TRUE,12,410,Mechanical Santa,Evergreen Terrace,Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!,ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho,13 +132515,472,4,Marge Simpson: (MAD) I could use some help!,29000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I could use some help!,i could use some help,5 +132518,472,7,Football Announcer: (KEITH JACKSON) And that last touchdown makes it sixty-seven to thirteen.,35000,TRUE,638,5,Football Announcer,Simpson Home,And that last touchdown makes it sixty-seven to thirteen.,and that last touchdown makes it sixty-seven to thirteen,9 +132519,472,8,Homer Simpson: Maggie. (CHUCKLES),37000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Maggie.,maggie,1 +132520,472,9,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, what are you doing?",39000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, what are you doing?",lisa what are you doing,5 +132521,472,10,"Lisa Simpson: Marking a crime scene. To celebrate a ancient pagan ritual, this tree was cut down and tarted up like a dime-a-dance floozy.",41000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marking a crime scene. To celebrate a ancient pagan ritual, this tree was cut down and tarted up like a dime-a-dance floozy.",marking a crime scene to celebrate a ancient pagan ritual this tree was cut down and tarted up like a dime-a-dance floozy,22 +132522,472,11,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Next you'll have a problem with my gingerbread house.,51000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Next you'll have a problem with my gingerbread house.,next youll have a problem with my gingerbread house,9 +132523,472,12,Lisa Simpson: You mean your gingerbread McMansion.,54000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You mean your gingerbread McMansion.,you mean your gingerbread mcmansion,5 +132524,472,13,"Homer Simpson: Hey, show some respect. Three gingerbread workmen died making that.",59000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, show some respect. Three gingerbread workmen died making that.",hey show some respect three gingerbread workmen died making that,10 +132525,472,14,"Homer Simpson: I'm sorry, but this leg's gonna have to go.",64000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, but this leg's gonna have to go.",im sorry but this legs gonna have to go,9 +132526,472,15,Homer Simpson: (GENTLY) You're gonna be okay.,69000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You're gonna be okay.,youre gonna be okay,4 +132527,472,16,Homer Simpson: It's almost over.,71000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's almost over.,its almost over,3 +132528,472,17,Homer Simpson: Now to take care of the witnesses.,73000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now to take care of the witnesses.,now to take care of the witnesses,7 +132529,472,18,"Bart Simpson: Hey, I need those cookies for Santa.",76000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, I need those cookies for Santa.",hey i need those cookies for santa,7 +132530,472,19,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED) At least someone around here's got the Christmas spirit.,79000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,At least someone around here's got the Christmas spirit.,at least someone around heres got the christmas spirit,9 +132531,472,20,"Bart Simpson: Yep. Come midnight, I'll be sittin' here with cold cookies, warm milk, and hot lead.",84000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yep. Come midnight, I'll be sittin' here with cold cookies, warm milk, and hot lead.",yep come midnight ill be sittin here with cold cookies warm milk and hot lead,15 +132532,472,21,Marge Simpson: (AGHAST) What?,90000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What?,what,1 +132533,472,22,"Bart Simpson: For the last three years, I've asked that rosy-cheeked nog-hog for a dirt bike. And all he brought me was a zillion lame-o toys that I immediately broke and threw in this bag.",90000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"For the last three years, I've asked that rosy-cheeked nog-hog for a dirt bike. And all he brought me was a zillion lame-o toys that I immediately broke and threw in this bag.",for the last three years ive asked that rosy-cheeked nog-hog for a dirt bike and all he brought me was a zillion lame-o toys that i immediately broke and threw in this bag,33 +132534,472,23,Marge Simpson: But you wanted those toys.,102000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But you wanted those toys.,but you wanted those toys,5 +132535,472,24,Bart Simpson: I wanted them till I got them! But this year I'm gettin' my dirt bike.,105000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I wanted them till I got them! But this year I'm gettin' my dirt bike.,i wanted them till i got them but this year im gettin my dirt bike,15 +132536,472,25,Marge Simpson: Even Mac Davis himself couldn't save this Christmas.,111000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Even Mac Davis himself couldn't save this Christmas.,even mac davis himself couldnt save this christmas,8 +132537,472,26,"Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED) Great, Mom. Now I lost track of my pump count. (GRIMLY PUMPING) One pump, two pump...",114000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Great, Mom. Now I lost track of my pump count. One pump, two pump...",great mom now i lost track of my pump count one pump two pump,14 +132538,472,27,Marge Simpson: (ANGRY MURMUR),114000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132539,472,28,"Bart Simpson: (MUTTERING IN HIS SLEEP) Bowl full of jelly, pump lead in his belly...",128000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bowl full of jelly, pump lead in his belly...",bowl full of jelly pump lead in his belly,9 +132540,472,29,Bart Simpson: Wha?,135000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Wha?,wha,1 +132541,472,30,Conductor: All aboard the Polar Express!,137000,TRUE,41,5,Conductor,Simpson Home,All aboard the Polar Express!,all aboard the polar express,5 +132542,472,31,"Otto Mann: Direct service to the North Pole, with stops at Candy Cane Corners, Sugarplum Square, Jack Frost Junction, Fa La La La Lane, Nutcracker Street, and Hanukah Heights.",139000,TRUE,52,5,Otto Mann,Simpson Home,"Direct service to the North Pole, with stops at Candy Cane Corners, Sugarplum Square, Jack Frost Junction, Fa La La La Lane, Nutcracker Street, and Hanukah Heights.",direct service to the north pole with stops at candy cane corners sugarplum square jack frost junction fa la la la lane nutcracker street and hanukah heights,27 +132543,472,32,"Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED) Some ""express."" (HOPS IN)",150000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Some ""express.""",some express,2 +132544,472,33,(Springfield: ext. Springfield - night),150000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +132545,472,34,Bart Simpson: (GASPS) We're flying!,150000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,We're flying!,were flying,2 +132546,472,35,"Otto Mann: Yep, she'll fly all right, you just gotta keep her happy.",155000,TRUE,52,216,Otto Mann,Springfield,"Yep, she'll fly all right, you just gotta keep her happy.",yep shell fly all right you just gotta keep her happy,11 +132547,472,36,(Train: Ext. train - continuous),190000,FALSE,NA,638,NA,Train,NA,NA,NA +132548,472,37,(North Pole: ext. north pole - night),190000,FALSE,NA,3818,NA,North Pole,NA,NA,NA +132550,472,39,"Bart Simpson: Excuse me, Mister Goblin?",190000,TRUE,8,3819,Bart Simpson,TRAIN PLATFORM,"Excuse me, Mister Goblin?",excuse me mister goblin,4 +132551,472,40,Moe Szyslak: (DEFENSIVE) Elf! I'm an elf! (VICIOUS SNARLING NOISE),192000,TRUE,17,3819,Moe Szyslak,TRAIN PLATFORM,Elf! I'm an elf!,elf im an elf,4 +132552,472,41,"Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE SCARED) Whatever you say. Um, look, how do I get to Santa?",192000,TRUE,8,3819,Bart Simpson,TRAIN PLATFORM,"Whatever you say. Um, look, how do I get to Santa?",whatever you say um look how do i get to santa,11 +132553,472,42,Moe Szyslak: Oh no. Only the top elves get to meet Santa.,197000,TRUE,17,3819,Moe Szyslak,TRAIN PLATFORM,Oh no. Only the top elves get to meet Santa.,oh no only the top elves get to meet santa,10 +132554,472,43,Moe Szyslak: You start in the wrapping room! That'll take you right down.,200000,TRUE,17,3819,Moe Szyslak,TRAIN PLATFORM,You start in the wrapping room! That'll take you right down.,you start in the wrapping room thatll take you right down,11 +132555,472,44,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doin'? That leads to the daycare center. You take the freight elevator.",205000,TRUE,17,3819,Moe Szyslak,TRAIN PLATFORM,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doin'? That leads to the daycare center. You take the freight elevator.",whoa whoa whoa what are you doin that leads to the daycare center you take the freight elevator,18 +132556,472,45,(WRAPPING ROOM: Int. wrapping room - continuous),220000,FALSE,NA,3820,NA,WRAPPING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +132557,472,46,Bart Simpson: (LOOKS AROUND) Isn't this the busy season? Where is everybody?,220000,TRUE,8,3820,Bart Simpson,WRAPPING ROOM,Isn't this the busy season? Where is everybody?,isnt this the busy season where is everybody,8 +132558,472,47,Milhouse Van Houten: Laid off.,225000,TRUE,25,3820,Milhouse Van Houten,WRAPPING ROOM,Laid off.,laid off,2 +132559,472,48,"Nelson Muntz: After NAFTA, a lot of these jobs went to the South Pole.",226000,TRUE,101,3820,Nelson Muntz,WRAPPING ROOM,"After NAFTA, a lot of these jobs went to the South Pole.",after nafta a lot of these jobs went to the south pole,12 +132560,472,49,"Bart Simpson: Well, who needs wrapping paper anyway? Just stick a bow on the toy and you're ready to go.",230000,TRUE,8,3820,Bart Simpson,WRAPPING ROOM,"Well, who needs wrapping paper anyway? Just stick a bow on the toy and you're ready to go.",well who needs wrapping paper anyway just stick a bow on the toy and youre ready to go,18 +132561,472,50,"Bart Simpson: Bow, bow, bow, bow, bing, bang, boom!",234000,TRUE,8,3820,Bart Simpson,WRAPPING ROOM,"Bow, bow, bow, bow, bing, bang, boom!",bow bow bow bow bing bang boom,7 +132562,472,51,Moe Szyslak: You are clearly too smart to be down here with these dingle-bells. I'm promotin' you to Toy Inspector. The rest of youse are laid off. Scram.,237000,TRUE,17,3820,Moe Szyslak,WRAPPING ROOM,You are clearly too smart to be down here with these dingle-bells. I'm promotin' you to Toy Inspector. The rest of youse are laid off. Scram.,you are clearly too smart to be down here with these dingle-bells im promotin you to toy inspector the rest of youse are laid off scram,26 +132563,472,52,Nelson Muntz: I can't lose my health insurance. My lungs are full of candy cane dust!,246000,TRUE,101,3820,Nelson Muntz,WRAPPING ROOM,I can't lose my health insurance. My lungs are full of candy cane dust!,i cant lose my health insurance my lungs are full of candy cane dust,14 +132564,472,53,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, you twos can go work for the Easter Bunny!",252000,TRUE,17,3820,Moe Szyslak,WRAPPING ROOM,"Hey, you twos can go work for the Easter Bunny!",hey you twos can go work for the easter bunny,10 +132565,472,54,"Moe Szyslak: Oh that's right, he ain't real! Heh.",254000,TRUE,17,3820,Moe Szyslak,WRAPPING ROOM,"Oh that's right, he ain't real! Heh.",oh thats right he aint real heh,7 +132566,472,55,(TOY INSPECTION AREA: int. toy inspection area - a little later),267000,FALSE,NA,3821,NA,TOY INSPECTION AREA,NA,NA,NA +132567,472,56,"Moe Szyslak: Kid, you got a lot of shoddy, money-saving ideas. Like a major airline but you were here on time. Come with me.",267000,TRUE,17,3821,Moe Szyslak,TOY INSPECTION AREA,"Kid, you got a lot of shoddy, money-saving ideas. Like a major airline but you were here on time. Come with me.",kid you got a lot of shoddy money-saving ideas like a major airline but you were here on time come with me,22 +132568,472,57,(CLAUSCO BUILDING: ext. clausco building - day),283000,FALSE,NA,3822,NA,CLAUSCO BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +132569,472,58,"Lisa Simpson: (FAST-TALKING, '30s) So you're the brown nosed reindeer that's jingled all the way to the top.",283000,TRUE,9,3822,Lisa Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,So you're the brown nosed reindeer that's jingled all the way to the top.,so youre the brown nosed reindeer thats jingled all the way to the top,14 +132570,472,59,Bart Simpson: Just point me to Santa.,287000,TRUE,8,3822,Bart Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,Just point me to Santa.,just point me to santa,5 +132571,472,60,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, I know what you're after. The toy you never got.",288000,TRUE,9,3822,Lisa Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,"Oh, I know what you're after. The toy you never got.",oh i know what youre after the toy you never got,11 +132572,472,61,"Bart Simpson: (PUSHING HER ASIDE) You're outta your (""EFFIN"") elfin mind!",292000,TRUE,8,3822,Bart Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,You're outta your elfin mind!,youre outta your elfin mind,5 +132573,472,62,"Lisa Simpson: (DRYLY) Oh really? Well let me ask you this, how many kids bring a gun to meet Santa?",294000,TRUE,9,3822,Lisa Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,"Oh really? Well let me ask you this, how many kids bring a gun to meet Santa?",oh really well let me ask you this how many kids bring a gun to meet santa,17 +132574,472,63,Bart Simpson: Okay. You got me. But I'm gettin' my dirt bike -- and you can't stop me.,300000,TRUE,8,3822,Bart Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,Okay. You got me. But I'm gettin' my dirt bike -- and you can't stop me.,okay you got me but im gettin my dirt bike -- and you cant stop me,16 +132575,472,64,Lisa Simpson: Security!,304000,TRUE,9,3822,Lisa Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,Security!,security,1 +132576,472,65,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS),304000,FALSE,9,3822,Lisa Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +132577,472,66,"Bart Simpson: No disrespect, fat man, but you'd better poop out a dirt bike.",321000,TRUE,8,3822,Bart Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,"No disrespect, fat man, but you'd better poop out a dirt bike.",no disrespect fat man but youd better poop out a dirt bike,12 +132578,472,67,"Santa Claus: (KRUSTY VOICE) Close the door, boy. I can't afford to heat the whole North Pole.",326000,TRUE,880,3822,Santa Claus,CLAUSCO BUILDING,"Close the door, boy. I can't afford to heat the whole North Pole.",close the door boy i cant afford to heat the whole north pole,13 +132671,472,160,(House: int. house - living room - continuous),803000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,House,NA,NA,NA +132579,472,68,"Bart Simpson: Listen here, Kringle. I may have been naughty this year. But by today's standards, naughty's nothing. I didn't get anybody pregnant, I didn't Facebook a kid to death... make with my dirt bike!",334000,TRUE,8,3822,Bart Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,"Listen here, Kringle. I may have been naughty this year. But by today's standards, naughty's nothing. I didn't get anybody pregnant, I didn't Facebook a kid to death... make with my dirt bike!",listen here kringle i may have been naughty this year but by todays standards naughtys nothing i didnt get anybody pregnant i didnt facebook a kid to death make with my dirt bike,33 +132580,472,69,Santa Claus: Kid... this company's bust. For years I've been giving out free toys and gettin' cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.,343000,TRUE,880,3822,Santa Claus,CLAUSCO BUILDING,Kid... this company's bust. For years I've been giving out free toys and gettin' cookies in return. It's not a sustainable business model.,kid this companys bust for years ive been giving out free toys and gettin cookies in return its not a sustainable business model,23 +132581,472,70,"Bart Simpson: Oh c'mon, man. Things aren't that bad.",352000,TRUE,8,3822,Bart Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,"Oh c'mon, man. Things aren't that bad.",oh cmon man things arent that bad,7 +132582,472,71,Santa Claus: They're pretty bad. I'm eating my own reindeer here!,355000,TRUE,880,3822,Santa Claus,CLAUSCO BUILDING,They're pretty bad. I'm eating my own reindeer here!,theyre pretty bad im eating my own reindeer here,9 +132583,472,72,Bart Simpson: (MOAN) You win.,359000,TRUE,8,3822,Bart Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,You win.,you win,2 +132584,472,73,Santa Claus: (CHUCKLES) That's a good boy.,363000,TRUE,880,3822,Santa Claus,CLAUSCO BUILDING,That's a good boy.,thats a good boy,4 +132585,472,74,Santa Claus: You go home now. And maybe there'll be a nice pair of work socks under your tree.,364000,TRUE,880,3822,Santa Claus,CLAUSCO BUILDING,You go home now. And maybe there'll be a nice pair of work socks under your tree.,you go home now and maybe therell be a nice pair of work socks under your tree,17 +132586,472,75,Bart Simpson: (MOVED) You don't have to do that. I have socks. I'll give you socks!,370000,TRUE,8,3822,Bart Simpson,CLAUSCO BUILDING,You don't have to do that. I have socks. I'll give you socks!,you dont have to do that i have socks ill give you socks,13 +132587,472,76,"Santa Claus: Thanks, kid. Now you'd better head home. I'm sure in the twenty-five years of Earth time you've been gone, your parents have gotten worried.",374000,TRUE,880,3822,Santa Claus,CLAUSCO BUILDING,"Thanks, kid. Now you'd better head home. I'm sure in the twenty-five years of Earth time you've been gone, your parents have gotten worried.",thanks kid now youd better head home im sure in the twenty-five years of earth time youve been gone your parents have gotten worried,24 +132588,472,77,Santa Claus: Kids never change. Always dumb as potatoes.,383000,TRUE,880,3822,Santa Claus,CLAUSCO BUILDING,Kids never change. Always dumb as potatoes.,kids never change always dumb as potatoes,7 +132589,472,78,Chief Wiggum: (ON BULLHORN) Pull over!,406000,TRUE,71,3822,Chief Wiggum,CLAUSCO BUILDING,Pull over!,pull over,2 +132590,472,79,(Train: Int. train - continuous),408000,FALSE,NA,638,NA,Train,NA,NA,NA +132591,472,80,"Otto Mann: Hey kid, you ever wanted a train for Christmas? This one's yours!",408000,TRUE,52,638,Otto Mann,Train,"Hey kid, you ever wanted a train for Christmas? This one's yours!",hey kid you ever wanted a train for christmas this ones yours,12 +132592,472,81,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - Lisa's room - night),423000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132593,472,82,Lisa Simpson: Why can't they leave a poor tree in the woods where it belongs?,423000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Why can't they leave a poor tree in the woods where it belongs?,why cant they leave a poor tree in the woods where it belongs,13 +132594,472,83,"""Bing Crosby"": (SINGS) I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS...",428000,TRUE,5722,5,Bing Crosby,Simpson Home,I'LL BE HOME FOR CHRISTMAS...,ill be home for christmas,5 +132595,472,84,(1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE: ext. 1940s version of simpson house - evening),432000,FALSE,NA,3823,NA,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +132596,472,85,"""Bing Crosby"": (SINGS) IF ONLY IN MY DREAMS... (SPOKEN) Hey, hey, that song goes out to all the G.I.s overseas and the folks missing 'em here at home. Brought to you by Chesterton cigarettes. Chesterton. They feel like me, singin' in your throat.",432000,TRUE,5722,3823,Bing Crosby,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,"IF ONLY IN MY DREAMS... Hey, hey, that song goes out to all the G.I.s overseas and the folks missing 'em here at home. Brought to you by Chesterton cigarettes. Chesterton. They feel like me, singin' in your throat.",if only in my dreams hey hey that song goes out to all the gis overseas and the folks missing em here at home brought to you by chesterton cigarettes chesterton they feel like me singin in your throat,39 +132597,472,86,Lisa Simpson: (SAD) Can it really be Christmas when one of our parents is facing the German army?,450000,TRUE,9,3823,Lisa Simpson,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,Can it really be Christmas when one of our parents is facing the German army?,can it really be christmas when one of our parents is facing the german army,15 +132598,472,87,(ARDENNES FOREST: ext. ardennes forest - battle of the bulge - day),454000,FALSE,NA,3824,NA,ARDENNES FOREST,NA,NA,NA +132599,472,88,Gruff Sergeant: Simpson! Get your helmet on!,454000,TRUE,5723,3824,Gruff Sergeant,ARDENNES FOREST,Simpson! Get your helmet on!,simpson get your helmet on,5 +132600,472,89,Marge Simpson: I'm trying! It just keeps popping off.,454000,TRUE,1,3824,Marge Simpson,ARDENNES FOREST,I'm trying! It just keeps popping off.,im trying it just keeps popping off,7 +132601,472,90,German: (SCREAM OF GREAT PAIN),454000,FALSE,5724,3824,German,ARDENNES FOREST,NA,NA,NA +132602,472,91,"Marge Simpson: (SCREAMS, THEN BREATHING HEAVILY, TRYING TO COMPOSE HERSELF) You can make it through this, Marge. Just think of Homer.",464000,TRUE,1,3824,Marge Simpson,ARDENNES FOREST,"You can make it through this, Marge. Just think of Homer.",you can make it through this marge just think of homer,11 +132603,472,92,(Springfield Aircraft Plant: int. sPRINGFIELD aircraft plant - EVENING),474000,FALSE,NA,3825,NA,Springfield Aircraft Plant,NA,NA,NA +132604,472,93,"Agnes Skinner: Hey, Simpson! How come you ain't in combat like a real man?!",474000,TRUE,192,3825,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Aircraft Plant,"Hey, Simpson! How come you ain't in combat like a real man?!",hey simpson how come you aint in combat like a real man,12 +132605,472,94,Homer Simpson: (EMBARRASSED) I'm too fat to fit in a foxhole.,479000,TRUE,2,3825,Homer Simpson,Springfield Aircraft Plant,I'm too fat to fit in a foxhole.,im too fat to fit in a foxhole,8 +132607,472,96,(1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE: ext. 1940s version of simpson house - late afternoon),484000,FALSE,NA,3823,NA,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +132608,472,97,"Homer Simpson: Kids, remember when I promised to feed us from that victory garden? Well, instead I grew this tree!",484000,TRUE,2,3823,Homer Simpson,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,"Kids, remember when I promised to feed us from that victory garden? Well, instead I grew this tree!",kids remember when i promised to feed us from that victory garden well instead i grew this tree,18 +132609,472,98,Lisa Simpson: (STEPPING INTO DOORWAY) Don't dare bring that thing in here!,489000,TRUE,9,3823,Lisa Simpson,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,Don't dare bring that thing in here!,dont dare bring that thing in here,7 +132610,472,99,Homer Simpson: (BAFFLED NOISE) You don't want a Christmas tree? That's crazy! Next you won't want a Christmas ham.,492000,TRUE,2,3823,Homer Simpson,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,You don't want a Christmas tree? That's crazy! Next you won't want a Christmas ham.,you dont want a christmas tree thats crazy next you wont want a christmas ham,15 +132611,472,100,Lisa Simpson: Don't worry about that. I love meat and I always will.,497000,TRUE,9,3823,Lisa Simpson,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,Don't worry about that. I love meat and I always will.,dont worry about that i love meat and i always will,11 +132612,472,101,"Lisa Simpson: (RELISHING IT) Mmm-mm, that is some sweet pig meat. But as for Christmas trees... I used to love them -- until last year, when I went tree shopping with Mom...",501000,TRUE,9,3823,Lisa Simpson,1940S VERSION OF SIMPSON HOUSE,"Mmm-mm, that is some sweet pig meat. But as for Christmas trees... I used to love them -- until last year, when I went tree shopping with Mom...",mmm-mm that is some sweet pig meat but as for christmas trees i used to love them -- until last year when i went tree shopping with mom,28 +132613,472,102,(1943 SPRINGFIELD: ext. 1943 springfield - christmas tree lot - evening),512000,FALSE,NA,3826,NA,1943 SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +132614,472,103,"Marge Simpson: This tree reminds me of your father. It's round in the middle, thinning on top, and your hands get sticky when you touch it.",512000,TRUE,1,3826,Marge Simpson,1943 SPRINGFIELD,"This tree reminds me of your father. It's round in the middle, thinning on top, and your hands get sticky when you touch it.",this tree reminds me of your father its round in the middle thinning on top and your hands get sticky when you touch it,24 +132615,472,104,"Selma Bouvier: Simpson, you're shipping out tonight!",520000,TRUE,22,3826,Selma Bouvier,1943 SPRINGFIELD,"Simpson, you're shipping out tonight!",simpson youre shipping out tonight,5 +132616,472,105,Marge Simpson: Right before Christmas?,522000,TRUE,1,3826,Marge Simpson,1943 SPRINGFIELD,Right before Christmas?,right before christmas,3 +132617,472,106,Patty Bouvier: Hitler doesn't take a holiday!,523000,TRUE,10,3826,Patty Bouvier,1943 SPRINGFIELD,Hitler doesn't take a holiday!,hitler doesnt take a holiday,5 +132618,472,107,"Selma Bouvier: Well he does, but he doesn't tell people till the last minute so they can't make plans.",526000,TRUE,22,3826,Selma Bouvier,1943 SPRINGFIELD,"Well he does, but he doesn't tell people till the last minute so they can't make plans.",well he does but he doesnt tell people till the last minute so they cant make plans,17 +132619,472,108,Patty Bouvier: Bastard.,530000,TRUE,10,3826,Patty Bouvier,1943 SPRINGFIELD,Bastard.,bastard,1 +132620,472,109,Marge Simpson: But I...,532000,TRUE,1,3826,Marge Simpson,1943 SPRINGFIELD,But I...,but i,2 +132621,472,110,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - late afternoon - christmas eve 1944),538000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132622,472,111,"Lisa Simpson: So I never want to see another Christmas tree... until Mom comes back, safe and sound. (SMALL SOBS)",538000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"So I never want to see another Christmas tree... until Mom comes back, safe and sound.",so i never want to see another christmas tree until mom comes back safe and sound,16 +132623,472,112,"Homer Simpson: Sweetie, if your mother was in trouble, they'd tell us as soon as they could.",546000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, if your mother was in trouble, they'd tell us as soon as they could.",sweetie if your mother was in trouble theyd tell us as soon as they could,15 +132624,472,113,Western Union Boy: (SQUEAKY-VOICED TEEN) Telegram!,550000,TRUE,5725,5,Western Union Boy,Simpson Home,Telegram!,telegram,1 +132625,472,114,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),550000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132626,472,115,"Homer Simpson: Marge is Mia? (SOBS) Oh my God, she changed her name?",555000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge is Mia? Oh my God, she changed her name?",marge is mia oh my god she changed her name,10 +132627,472,116,"Western Union Boy: No, that says she's missing in action.",561000,TRUE,5725,5,Western Union Boy,Simpson Home,"No, that says she's missing in action.",no that says shes missing in action,7 +132628,472,117,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED WAIL),561000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132629,472,118,"Lisa Simpson: (SOBS) See? Every time we get a tree, Mom disappears!",565000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"See? Every time we get a tree, Mom disappears!",see every time we get a tree mom disappears,9 +132630,472,119,Homer Simpson: Why couldn't it have been me?,571000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why couldn't it have been me?,why couldnt it have been me,6 +132631,472,120,Western Union Boy: It still could be. You just have to go down to the recruiting station and--,571000,TRUE,5725,5,Western Union Boy,Simpson Home,It still could be. You just have to go down to the recruiting station and--,it still could be you just have to go down to the recruiting station and--,15 +132632,472,121,Homer Simpson: Shut up.,576000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Shut up.,shut up,2 +132633,472,122,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - night),586000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +132634,472,123,Lisa Simpson: (SAD SOUND)... (SAD SOUND)... (PUZZLED SOUND)...,586000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,... ... ...,NA,0 +132635,472,124,Lisa Simpson: Oh no! This is where they took Mom from me!,592000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Oh no! This is where they took Mom from me!,oh no this is where they took mom from me,10 +132636,472,125,Lisa Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM),592000,FALSE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +132637,472,126,Tree Salesman: (GRIMLY) I've been waiting for you.,599000,TRUE,5726,410,Tree Salesman,Evergreen Terrace,I've been waiting for you.,ive been waiting for you,5 +132638,472,127,"Tree Salesman: (KINDLY, NORMAL WISEGUY) Your mom paid for this tree last year, but never took it. I've watered it, kept it fresh, and every time I look at this blue spruce, it reminds me of your good old mom.",603000,TRUE,5726,410,Tree Salesman,Evergreen Terrace,"Your mom paid for this tree last year, but never took it. I've watered it, kept it fresh, and every time I look at this blue spruce, it reminds me of your good old mom.",your mom paid for this tree last year but never took it ive watered it kept it fresh and every time i look at this blue spruce it reminds me of your good old mom,35 +132639,472,128,Tree Salesman: Here. Let me trim it for you.,613000,TRUE,5726,410,Tree Salesman,Evergreen Terrace,Here. Let me trim it for you.,here let me trim it for you,7 +132640,472,129,"Tree Salesman: And uh, decorate it a little.",617000,TRUE,5726,410,Tree Salesman,Evergreen Terrace,"And uh, decorate it a little.",and uh decorate it a little,6 +132641,472,130,Lisa Simpson: It's a sign. Mom's okay! (INCREDIBLY TOUCHED) Thank you.,621000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,It's a sign. Mom's okay! Thank you.,its a sign moms okay thank you,7 +132642,472,131,Tree Salesman: Yeah. (SADLY) My only sale all year and it's not even a sale.,627000,TRUE,5726,410,Tree Salesman,Evergreen Terrace,Yeah. My only sale all year and it's not even a sale.,yeah my only sale all year and its not even a sale,12 +132643,472,132,Homer Simpson: Whose turn is it to cry?,631000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Whose turn is it to cry?,whose turn is it to cry,6 +132644,472,133,Bart Simpson: Yours.,633000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Yours.,yours,1 +132645,472,134,Homer Simpson: (HUGE SOBS),633000,FALSE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +132646,472,135,Grampa Simpson: Quitcher bellyaching about Marge and let me read the paper.,637000,TRUE,31,410,Grampa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Quitcher bellyaching about Marge and let me read the paper.,quitcher bellyaching about marge and let me read the paper,10 +132647,472,136,Homer Simpson: (GASP) Look at that picture!,641000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Look at that picture!,look at that picture,4 +132648,472,137,Bart Simpson: (BIGGER SOBS),641000,FALSE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +132649,472,138,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, for cryin' out loud.",647000,TRUE,31,410,Grampa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Oh, for cryin' out loud.",oh for cryin out loud,5 +132650,472,139,Bart Simpson: (SOBS),647000,FALSE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +132651,472,140,Homer Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),647000,FALSE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +132652,472,141,Bart Simpson: Huh? I thought you said you didn't want a tree.,652000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Huh? I thought you said you didn't want a tree.,huh i thought you said you didnt want a tree,10 +132653,472,142,"Lisa Simpson: Yes, but then I learned that there's always hope. Someday this war will be over. Someday our Mom will be back.",655000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Yes, but then I learned that there's always hope. Someday this war will be over. Someday our Mom will be back.",yes but then i learned that theres always hope someday this war will be over someday our mom will be back,21 +132654,472,143,"Homer Simpson: Someday TV will be invented, and it will be free. Then it will cost money.",663000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Someday TV will be invented, and it will be free. Then it will cost money.",someday tv will be invented and it will be free then it will cost money,15 +132655,472,144,"Lisa Simpson: But until then this tree will stand for everything Mom believes in: home, family and constantly sweeping up needles.",668000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"But until then this tree will stand for everything Mom believes in: home, family and constantly sweeping up needles.",but until then this tree will stand for everything mom believes in home family and constantly sweeping up needles,19 +132656,472,145,"Lisa Simpson: O TANNENBAUM, O TANNENBAUM...",675000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"O TANNENBAUM, O TANNENBAUM...",o tannenbaum o tannenbaum,4 +132657,472,146,Bart Simpson: ...WIE TREU SIND DEINE BLÄTTER!,679000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,...WIE TREU SIND DEINE BLÄTTER!,wie treu sind deine blÄtter,5 +132658,472,147,"Lisa Simpson: DU GRUNST NICHT NUR ZUR SOMMERZEIT, /",683000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"DU GRUNST NICHT NUR ZUR SOMMERZEIT, /",du grunst nicht nur zur sommerzeit,6 +132659,472,148,"Lisa Simpson: NEIN AUCH IM WINTER, WENN ES SCHNEIT...",687000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"NEIN AUCH IM WINTER, WENN ES SCHNEIT...",nein auch im winter wenn es schneit,7 +132660,472,149,(LE GAMAAR MOVIE THEATER: ext. le gamaar movie theater - paris - night),715000,FALSE,NA,3827,NA,LE GAMAAR MOVIE THEATER,NA,NA,NA +132661,472,150,(Movie Theater: int. movie theater - front lobby - continuous),715000,FALSE,NA,328,NA,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +132662,472,151,Hamlet: I pooped my tights.,715000,TRUE,5727,328,Hamlet,Movie Theater,I pooped my tights.,i pooped my tights,4 +132663,472,152,Hitler: (TERRIFIED) Nein! Nein! Why did I go to the nine o'clock show?,744000,TRUE,1086,328,Hitler,Movie Theater,Nein! Nein! Why did I go to the nine o'clock show?,nein nein why did i go to the nine oclock show,11 +132664,472,153,Hitler: Das ist Hitler!,748000,TRUE,1086,328,Hitler,Movie Theater,Das ist Hitler!,das ist hitler,3 +132665,472,154,Marge Simpson: (ACTION HERO) Auf Wiedersehen.,756000,TRUE,1,328,Marge Simpson,Movie Theater,Auf Wiedersehen.,auf wiedersehen,2 +132666,472,155,Lisa Simpson: This is the last time I bring these two to bed at the same time.,760000,TRUE,9,328,Lisa Simpson,Movie Theater,This is the last time I bring these two to bed at the same time.,this is the last time i bring these two to bed at the same time,15 +132667,472,156,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),769000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132668,472,157,"Marge Simpson: (WRITING) ""I've always believed in you even when others didn't. Can you help save our family Christmas? Marge Simpson.""",769000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I've always believed in you even when others didn't. Can you help save our family Christmas? Marge Simpson.,ive always believed in you even when others didnt can you help save our family christmas marge simpson,18 +132669,472,158,Marge Simpson: (GASP),769000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132670,472,159,(SNOWY LANDSCAPE: ext. snowy landscape - night),803000,FALSE,NA,3828,NA,SNOWY LANDSCAPE,NA,NA,NA +132672,472,161,"Martha Stewart: (DRAMATIC) Marge Simpson, I'm on my way!",803000,TRUE,5728,133,Martha Stewart,House,"Marge Simpson, I'm on my way!",marge simpson im on my way,6 +132673,472,162,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - christmas morning),812000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132674,472,163,"Martha Stewart: Wake up, Marge! Magical memories don't make themselves!",812000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,"Wake up, Marge! Magical memories don't make themselves!",wake up marge magical memories dont make themselves,8 +132675,472,164,Marge Simpson: (THRILLED) Martha Stewart! (PUZZLED) How did you get in here?!,815000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Martha Stewart! How did you get in here?!,martha stewart how did you get in here,8 +132676,472,165,Martha Stewart: A picket fence stood on its end makes a sturdy and attractive ladder.,819000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,A picket fence stood on its end makes a sturdy and attractive ladder.,a picket fence stood on its end makes a sturdy and attractive ladder,13 +132677,472,166,(House: eXT. house - continuous),822000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,House,NA,NA,NA +132678,472,167,(Marge's Bedroom: Int. Marge's bedroom - continuous),822000,FALSE,NA,313,NA,Marge's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +132679,472,168,Martha Stewart: Now let's make that bed.,822000,TRUE,5728,313,Martha Stewart,Marge's Bedroom,Now let's make that bed.,now lets make that bed,5 +132680,472,169,Martha Stewart: A smattering of pinecones...,833000,TRUE,5728,313,Martha Stewart,Marge's Bedroom,A smattering of pinecones...,a smattering of pinecones,4 +132681,472,170,"Martha Stewart: And with a little bit of work, this wedding dress can make a great dust ruffle!",836000,TRUE,5728,313,Martha Stewart,Marge's Bedroom,"And with a little bit of work, this wedding dress can make a great dust ruffle!",and with a little bit of work this wedding dress can make a great dust ruffle,16 +132682,472,171,Marge Simpson: But I was gonna-- (THEN) Oooh!,840000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,But I was gonna-- Oooh!,but i was gonna-- oooh,5 +132683,472,172,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - day),846000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132684,472,173,"Marge Simpson: So, this stuff will just shampoo out, huh?",846000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, this stuff will just shampoo out, huh?",so this stuff will just shampoo out huh,8 +132685,472,174,Martha Stewart: Why would you want to shampoo it out?,849000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,Why would you want to shampoo it out?,why would you want to shampoo it out,8 +132686,472,175,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES, OUT OF BREATH) Me and Milhouse had a snowball fight, then an ice-ball fight, then a fight-fight!",853000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Me and Milhouse had a snowball fight, then an ice-ball fight, then a fight-fight!",me and milhouse had a snowball fight then an ice-ball fight then a fight-fight,14 +132687,472,176,Martha Stewart: You boys want to play soldier?,858000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,You boys want to play soldier?,you boys want to play soldier,6 +132688,472,177,Bart Simpson: I can't think of a better way to spend Jesus' birthday.,860000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I can't think of a better way to spend Jesus' birthday.,i cant think of a better way to spend jesus birthday,11 +132689,472,178,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm not sure I like where this is going.,869000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,I'm not sure I like where this is going.,im not sure i like where this is going,9 +132690,472,179,Martha Stewart: Well I'm not sure anyone asked your opinion.,873000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,Well I'm not sure anyone asked your opinion.,well im not sure anyone asked your opinion,8 +132691,472,180,Milhouse Van Houten: (MUFFLED SOUNDS),873000,FALSE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132692,472,181,Martha Stewart: (UPBEAT) Squeeze your shoulder blades together!,887000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,Squeeze your shoulder blades together!,squeeze your shoulder blades together,5 +132693,472,182,"Martha Stewart: Now march -- and after an hour you can relax with some hand-shaved hot cocoa and a trial subscription to ""Martha Stewart Living.""",890000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,"Now march -- and after an hour you can relax with some hand-shaved hot cocoa and a trial subscription to ""Martha Stewart Living.""",now march -- and after an hour you can relax with some hand-shaved hot cocoa and a trial subscription to martha stewart living,23 +132694,472,183,Milhouse Van Houten: (MUFFLED),890000,FALSE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132695,472,184,"Martha Stewart: (HUMS ""MARCH OF THE TOY SOLDIERS"" FROM ""THE NUTCRACKER"") And out!",902000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,And out!,and out,2 +132696,472,185,"Lisa Simpson: Ms. Stewart, I made a star for the tree out of discarded water bottles!",902000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ms. Stewart, I made a star for the tree out of discarded water bottles!",ms stewart i made a star for the tree out of discarded water bottles,14 +132697,472,186,"Martha Stewart: Lovely, dear. Except I would've soaked the labels off with warm water. Then I would've melted the plastic down in a double-boiler, and poured it into a candy mold. And finally, I wouldn't have presented it quite so proudly.",907000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,"Lovely, dear. Except I would've soaked the labels off with warm water. Then I would've melted the plastic down in a double-boiler, and poured it into a candy mold. And finally, I wouldn't have presented it quite so proudly.",lovely dear except i wouldve soaked the labels off with warm water then i wouldve melted the plastic down in a double-boiler and poured it into a candy mold and finally i wouldnt have presented it quite so proudly,39 +132698,472,187,Lisa Simpson: (CHASTENED) I'll go outside and make snow angels.,918000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll go outside and make snow angels.,ill go outside and make snow angels,7 +132699,472,188,Martha Stewart: Lie face down and your beautiful smile will be molded into the snow!,920000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,Lie face down and your beautiful smile will be molded into the snow!,lie face down and your beautiful smile will be molded into the snow,13 +132700,472,189,Lisa Simpson: (DEFEATED) Okay.,924000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay.,okay,1 +132701,472,190,Martha Stewart: Now this... is a challenge.,936000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,Now this... is a challenge.,now this is a challenge,5 +132732,472,221,"Homer Simpson: Now remember, pack only necessities.",1073000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now remember, pack only necessities.",now remember pack only necessities,5 +132702,472,191,Martha Stewart: There: a slumbering hubby is now a traditional Christmas tableau. (TO CAMERA) Copyright Martha Stewart.,947000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,There: a slumbering hubby is now a traditional Christmas tableau. Copyright Martha Stewart.,there a slumbering hubby is now a traditional christmas tableau copyright martha stewart,13 +132703,472,192,Homer Simpson: (GROGGY NOISE),947000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132704,472,193,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR) He's starting to wake up.,956000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,He's starting to wake up.,hes starting to wake up,5 +132705,472,194,"Martha Stewart: A little of my ""Hubby's Holiday Helper"" will calm him right down.",957000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,"A little of my ""Hubby's Holiday Helper"" will calm him right down.",a little of my hubbys holiday helper will calm him right down,12 +132706,472,195,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED NOISE),957000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132707,472,196,"Martha Stewart: Don't worry, Marge. It's a good thing.",963000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, Marge. It's a good thing.",dont worry marge its a good thing,7 +132708,472,197,Homer Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE),963000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132709,472,198,"Martha Stewart: There, there...",965000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,"There, there...",there there,2 +132710,472,199,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),965000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132711,472,200,Martha Stewart: Shh...,967000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,Shh...,shh,1 +132712,472,201,Homer Simpson: (MUFFLED RELAXING SOUND),967000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132713,472,202,"Marge Simpson: Martha, the house looks beautiful -- it's like Christmas with a childless gay couple. But it's just not the same without my family being themselves.",972000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Martha, the house looks beautiful -- it's like Christmas with a childless gay couple. But it's just not the same without my family being themselves.",martha the house looks beautiful -- its like christmas with a childless gay couple but its just not the same without my family being themselves,25 +132714,472,203,"Martha Stewart: (CHIPPER, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE) Well, thanks for wasting my time. (NORMAL) I'll just wave my magic wand and turn everything back the way it was!",980000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,"Well, thanks for wasting my time. I'll just wave my magic wand and turn everything back the way it was!",well thanks for wasting my time ill just wave my magic wand and turn everything back the way it was,20 +132715,472,204,Marge Simpson: You have a magic wand?,986000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You have a magic wand?,you have a magic wand,5 +132716,472,205,"Martha Stewart: Yes, I made it myself. Take an old car antenna, marinate it overnight in the tears of a heartbroken leprechaun, bake at 350 till a rainbow shoots out of the oven, and there you go.",988000,TRUE,5728,5,Martha Stewart,Simpson Home,"Yes, I made it myself. Take an old car antenna, marinate it overnight in the tears of a heartbroken leprechaun, bake at 350 till a rainbow shoots out of the oven, and there you go.",yes i made it myself take an old car antenna marinate it overnight in the tears of a heartbroken leprechaun bake at 350 till a rainbow shoots out of the oven and there you go,35 +132717,472,206,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I guess I'll never have a perfect Christmas.,999000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess I'll never have a perfect Christmas.,i guess ill never have a perfect christmas,8 +132718,472,207,"Lisa Simpson: Merry Christmas, Mom!",1003000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Merry Christmas, Mom!",merry christmas mom,3 +132719,472,208,Bart Simpson: We brought you breakfast in bed!,1005000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,We brought you breakfast in bed!,we brought you breakfast in bed,6 +132720,472,209,Homer Simpson: Now we just have to make it.,1007000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now we just have to make it.,now we just have to make it,7 +132721,472,210,Lisa Simpson: (SING) IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE BREAKFAST...,1010000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE BREAKFAST...,its beginning to look a lot like breakfast,8 +132722,472,211,Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) ...EVERYWHERE YOU GO,1015000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,...EVERYWHERE YOU GO,everywhere you go,3 +132723,472,212,Homer Simpson: (SING) YOU'LL BE OH SO PLEASED / WHEN THE O.J. IS FRESHLY-SQUEEZED / AND TOAST IS MADE FROM HOMEMADE (ANNOYED GRUNT),1018000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,YOU'LL BE OH SO PLEASED / WHEN THE O.J. IS FRESHLY-SQUEEZED / AND TOAST IS MADE FROM HOMEMADE,youll be oh so pleased when the oj is freshly-squeezed and toast is made from homemade,16 +132724,472,213,Homer Simpson: WE'RE GONNA GO OUT FOR BREAKFAST / WE'LL GO OUT TO EAT / IT'LL BE ANY PLACE YOU CHOOSE / AS LONG AS IT'S RUN BY JEWS / (EXITING) 'CAUSE THEY DON'T THINK THIS HOLIDAY'S SO GREAT.,1025000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,WE'RE GONNA GO OUT FOR BREAKFAST / WE'LL GO OUT TO EAT / IT'LL BE ANY PLACE YOU CHOOSE / AS LONG AS IT'S RUN BY JEWS / 'CAUSE THEY DON'T THINK THIS HOLIDAY'S SO GREAT.,were gonna go out for breakfast well go out to eat itll be any place you choose as long as its run by jews cause they dont think this holidays so great,32 +132725,472,214,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS) ALOHA'OE / ALOHA'OE... Hurry up, kids! We gotta get to the airport!",1049000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"ALOHA'OE / ALOHA'OE... Hurry up, kids! We gotta get to the airport!",alohaoe alohaoe hurry up kids we gotta get to the airport,11 +132726,472,215,Lisa Simpson: Did you get a good house-sitter?,1056000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you get a good house-sitter?,did you get a good house-sitter,6 +132727,472,216,"Moe Szyslak: Moe Szyslak, house-sitter extraordinaire!",1058000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Moe Szyslak, house-sitter extraordinaire!",moe szyslak house-sitter extraordinaire,4 +132728,472,217,Moe Szyslak: Sticks and stones may break my bones...,1062000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Sticks and stones may break my bones...,sticks and stones may break my bones,7 +132729,472,218,"Moe Szyslak: Ow! Hey! Stop it! (NOTICING) Ooh, Cookies!",1064000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Ow! Hey! Stop it! Ooh, Cookies!",ow hey stop it ooh cookies,6 +132730,472,219,Moe Szyslak: (COOKIE MONSTER EATING NOISES),1064000,FALSE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132731,472,220,"Moe Szyslak: Great at the chewin', not so hot at the swallowing.",1071000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Great at the chewin', not so hot at the swallowing.",great at the chewin not so hot at the swallowing,10 +132734,472,223,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, baby, it's Moe. Calling yaz from my new bachelor pad, at 742 Evergreen Terrace. (INTO PHONE) Yeah, okay, sugarplum. I'll see you soon.",1082000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Hey, baby, it's Moe. Calling yaz from my new bachelor pad, at 742 Evergreen Terrace. Yeah, okay, sugarplum. I'll see you soon.",hey baby its moe calling yaz from my new bachelor pad at 742 evergreen terrace yeah okay sugarplum ill see you soon,22 +132735,472,224,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, get this off! Hey, get this off!",1091000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Hey, get this off! Hey, get this off!",hey get this off hey get this off,8 +132736,472,225,Homer Simpson: Now nothing stands between us and sunny Hawa...,1096000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now nothing stands between us and sunny Hawa...,now nothing stands between us and sunny hawa,8 +132737,472,226,"C. Montgomery Burns: Merry Humbug, everyone!",1099000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Merry Humbug, everyone!",merry humbug everyone,3 +132738,472,227,Homer Simpson: Ai-yi-yi-yi!,1100000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ai-yi-yi-yi!,ai-yi-yi-yi,1 +132739,472,228,"Marge Simpson: What's wrong, Homie?",1102000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"What's wrong, Homie?",whats wrong homie,3 +132740,472,229,Homer Simpson: I got the week off by telling Mr. Burns I had a neck injury!,1103000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I got the week off by telling Mr. Burns I had a neck injury!,i got the week off by telling mr burns i had a neck injury,14 +132741,472,230,"Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns, why'd you come to see me?",1109000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mr. Burns, why'd you come to see me?",mr burns whyd you come to see me,8 +132742,472,231,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, last night, I had a visit from three spirits...",1112000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Well, last night, I had a visit from three spirits...",well last night i had a visit from three spirits,10 +132743,472,232,Grampa Simpson: I wish this show had a visit from three new writers.,1115000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I wish this show had a visit from three new writers.,i wish this show had a visit from three new writers,11 +132744,472,233,Jasper Beardly: (LAUGHTER),1115000,FALSE,273,5,Jasper Beardly,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132745,472,234,"C. Montgomery Burns: Wait, what's this? Carpetbags and portmanteaus? (SUSPICIOUS) Going somewhere, Simpson?",1120000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Wait, what's this? Carpetbags and portmanteaus? Going somewhere, Simpson?",wait whats this carpetbags and portmanteaus going somewhere simpson,9 +132746,472,235,Homer Simpson: Uh... uh...,1126000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh... uh...,uh uh,2 +132747,472,236,"Moe Szyslak: Hey guys, uh, you'll need this on your trip to Hawa--",1128000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Hey guys, uh, you'll need this on your trip to Hawa--",hey guys uh youll need this on your trip to hawa--,11 +132748,472,237,Moe Szyslak: (FALLING TO GROUND NOISE),1128000,FALSE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132749,472,238,"C. Montgomery Burns: Hm, your goblin fainted.",1132000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Hm, your goblin fainted.",hm your goblin fainted,4 +132750,472,239,Moe Szyslak: Not a goblin.,1134000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Not a goblin.,not a goblin,3 +132751,472,240,C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson! Where's your Christmas tree?,1136000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,Simpson! Where's your Christmas tree?,simpson wheres your christmas tree,5 +132752,472,241,Homer Simpson: Coming!,1138000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Coming!,coming,1 +132753,472,242,Ned Flanders: Homer! Gimme back my tree!,1139000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Homer! Gimme back my tree!,homer gimme back my tree,5 +132754,472,243,Ned Flanders: (SCREAM OF PAIN),1139000,FALSE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132755,472,244,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, I won't interrupt your holiday any longer. (HEADING OUT) Merry Christmas to all and to all a good... pop star slash fashionista, Katy Perry?!",1152000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Well, I won't interrupt your holiday any longer. Merry Christmas to all and to all a good... pop star slash fashionista, Katy Perry?!",well i wont interrupt your holiday any longer merry christmas to all and to all a good pop star slash fashionista katy perry,23 +132756,472,245,Katy Perry: What are you people doing in my boyfriend Moe's bachelor pad?,1165000,TRUE,5729,5,Katy Perry,Simpson Home,What are you people doing in my boyfriend Moe's bachelor pad?,what are you people doing in my boyfriend moes bachelor pad,11 +132757,472,246,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),1165000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132758,472,247,"Moe Szyslak: That's right, she's into puppets.",1169000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"That's right, she's into puppets.",thats right shes into puppets,5 +132759,472,248,C. Montgomery Burns: Just what's going on here?,1172000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,Just what's going on here?,just whats going on here,5 +132760,472,249,"Homer Simpson: Fine, I'll come clean.",1174000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine, I'll come clean.",fine ill come clean,4 +132761,472,250,C. Montgomery Burns: (GASPS) It's a Christmas miraculum!,1177000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,It's a Christmas miraculum!,its a christmas miraculum,4 +132762,472,251,"Homer Simpson: No, it's not. (ADMITTING) I just told a lie so we could go to Hawaii.",1179000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, it's not. I just told a lie so we could go to Hawaii.",no its not i just told a lie so we could go to hawaii,14 +132763,472,252,C. Montgomery Burns: (FURIOUS) You lied to me! Release the hounds!,1184000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,You lied to me! Release the hounds!,you lied to me release the hounds,7 +132764,472,253,C. Montgomery Burns: They'll be here any minute!,1193000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,They'll be here any minute!,theyll be here any minute,5 +132765,472,254,"Sock Puppet Dog: We uh, blew the budget on Katy Perry.",1198000,TRUE,5730,5,Sock Puppet Dog,Simpson Home,"We uh, blew the budget on Katy Perry.",we uh blew the budget on katy perry,8 +132766,472,255,C. Montgomery Burns: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),1198000,FALSE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132767,472,256,Katy Perry: Someone totally needs a hug!,1202000,TRUE,5729,5,Katy Perry,Simpson Home,Someone totally needs a hug!,someone totally needs a hug,5 +132768,472,257,"C. Montgomery Burns: I kissed a girl and I liked it! All is forgiven, Simpsons. Go and enjoy (OVER-PRONOUNCED) Ha-va-eee.",1207000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"I kissed a girl and I liked it! All is forgiven, Simpsons. Go and enjoy Ha-va-eee.",i kissed a girl and i liked it all is forgiven simpsons go and enjoy ha-va-eee,16 +132769,472,258,Lisa Simpson: (HAPPY YELLING),1207000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132770,472,259,C. Montgomery Burns: Just as soon as we sing one Christmas carol.,1215000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,Just as soon as we sing one Christmas carol.,just as soon as we sing one christmas carol,9 +132771,472,260,"Bart Simpson: Oh man, not the lame-o ""Twelve Days of Christmas.""",1222000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh man, not the lame-o ""Twelve Days of Christmas.""",oh man not the lame-o twelve days of christmas,9 +132772,472,261,"C. Montgomery Burns: Of course not! I want to sing the original, unabridged ""Thirty-Nine Days Of Christmas"". And a one and a two...",1222000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Of course not! I want to sing the original, unabridged ""Thirty-Nine Days Of Christmas"". And a one and a two...",of course not i want to sing the original unabridged thirty-nine days of christmas and a one and a two,20 +132773,472,262,Katy Perry: THIRTY-NINE FOPS A-FOPPING /,1236000,TRUE,5729,5,Katy Perry,Simpson Home,THIRTY-NINE FOPS A-FOPPING /,thirty-nine fops a-fopping,3 +132774,472,263,Katy Perry: THIRTY-EIGHT FISHWIVES HAWKING /,1238000,TRUE,5729,5,Katy Perry,Simpson Home,THIRTY-EIGHT FISHWIVES HAWKING /,thirty-eight fishwives hawking,3 +132775,472,264,"Katy Perry: THIRTY-SEVEN COOPERS COOPING / THIRTY-SIX BOOTBLACKS BUFFING / THIRTY-FIVE BUSKERS BUSKING / THIRTY-FOUR SOMETHING SOMETHINGS / THIRTY-THREE ALCHEMISTS TRANSMUTING / THIRTY-TWO DUTCHMEN PLOTTING / THIRTY-ONE DOCTORS LEECHING / (À LA ""FIVE GOLDEN RINGS"")",1239000,TRUE,5729,5,Katy Perry,Simpson Home,THIRTY-SEVEN COOPERS COOPING / THIRTY-SIX BOOTBLACKS BUFFING / THIRTY-FIVE BUSKERS BUSKING / THIRTY-FOUR SOMETHING SOMETHINGS / THIRTY-THREE ALCHEMISTS TRANSMUTING / THIRTY-TWO DUTCHMEN PLOTTING / THIRTY-ONE DOCTORS LEECHING /,thirty-seven coopers cooping thirty-six bootblacks buffing thirty-five buskers busking thirty-four something somethings thirty-three alchemists transmuting thirty-two dutchmen plotting thirty-one doctors leeching,21 +132776,472,265,Katy Perry: THIRTY YEAR AVERAGE LIFESPAN...,1250000,TRUE,5729,5,Katy Perry,Simpson Home,THIRTY YEAR AVERAGE LIFESPAN...,thirty year average lifespan,4 +132777,472,266,"Announcer: Tonight's Simpson episode was brought to you by the symbol ""umlaut""...",1253000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"Tonight's Simpson episode was brought to you by the symbol ""umlaut""...",tonights simpson episode was brought to you by the symbol umlaut,11 +132778,472,267,"Announcer: And the number e. Not the letter e, but the number whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.",1253000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"And the number e. Not the letter e, but the number whose exponential function is the derivative of itself.",and the number e not the letter e but the number whose exponential function is the derivative of itself,19 +132779,472,268,"Grampa Simpson: Well, it's been a long run, but I think this'll kill it.",1264000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it's been a long run, but I think this'll kill it.",well its been a long run but i think thisll kill it,12 +132780,472,269,Jasper Beardly: What? The Simpsons?,1267000,TRUE,273,5,Jasper Beardly,Simpson Home,What? The Simpsons?,what the simpsons,3 +132781,472,270,"Grampa Simpson: No, Christmas.",1269000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, Christmas.",no christmas,2 +132782,472,271,Jasper Beardly: (LAUGH),1269000,FALSE,273,5,Jasper Beardly,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132783,472,272,Moe Szyslak: TWENTY-NINE SMITHS A-FORGING / TWENTY-EIGHT COOPERS COOPING...,1275000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,TWENTY-NINE SMITHS A-FORGING / TWENTY-EIGHT COOPERS COOPING...,twenty-nine smiths a-forging twenty-eight coopers cooping,6 +132784,472,273,Bart Simpson: We did that one already!,1275000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,We did that one already!,we did that one already,5 +132785,472,274,Homer Simpson: Sh!,1276000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sh!,sh,1 +132786,472,275,Moe Szyslak: TWENTY-SEVEN EELERS EELING / TWENTY-SIX ANARCHISTS BOMBING / TWENTY-FIVE SWAMIS FORESEEING / TWENTY-FOUR SIDEBURNS CURLING / TWENTY-THREE MONKS A-CHANTING / TWENTY-TWO RATS A-PLAGUING / TWENTY-ONE COXSWAINS CALLING / TWENTY FLAUTISTS FLUTING / NINETEEN FOOTMEN BOWING / EIGHTEEN GUNGAS DINNING / SEVENTEEN SEVENTY-SI-IX / SIXTEEN MIDWIVES BIRTHING / FIFTEEN ALIENISTS ALIENING / FOURTEEN JACKS A-RIPPING / (THEY TAKE A BIG BREATH) THIRTEEN SCRIVENERS SCRIVNING / TWELVE LORDS A-LEAP--,1305000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,TWENTY-SEVEN EELERS EELING / TWENTY-SIX ANARCHISTS BOMBING / TWENTY-FIVE SWAMIS FORESEEING / TWENTY-FOUR SIDEBURNS CURLING / TWENTY-THREE MONKS A-CHANTING / TWENTY-TWO RATS A-PLAGUING / TWENTY-ONE COXSWAINS CALLING / TWENTY FLAUTISTS FLUTING / NINETEEN FOOTMEN BOWING / EIGHTEEN GUNGAS DINNING / SEVENTEEN SEVENTY-SI-IX / SIXTEEN MIDWIVES BIRTHING / FIFTEEN ALIENISTS ALIENING / FOURTEEN JACKS A-RIPPING / THIRTEEN SCRIVENERS SCRIVNING / TWELVE LORDS A-LEAP--,twenty-seven eelers eeling twenty-six anarchists bombing twenty-five swamis foreseeing twenty-four sideburns curling twenty-three monks a-chanting twenty-two rats a-plaguing twenty-one coxswains calling twenty flautists fluting nineteen footmen bowing eighteen gungas dinning seventeen seventy-si-ix sixteen midwives birthing fifteen alienists aliening fourteen jacks a-ripping thirteen scriveners scrivning twelve lords a-leap--,47 +132787,472,276,Moe Szyslak: I'll just kiss your bellybutton.,1305000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,I'll just kiss your bellybutton.,ill just kiss your bellybutton,5 +132788,472,277,"Katy Perry: That's not my bellybutton. (BEAT) But I didn't say ""stop.""",1309000,TRUE,5729,5,Katy Perry,Simpson Home,"That's not my bellybutton. But I didn't say ""stop.""",thats not my bellybutton but i didnt say stop,9 +132789,473,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. simpson house - (New Years) day - establishing),108000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132790,473,1,Bart Simpson: (GROANS) I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.,108000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't even want to smell sparkling apple juice again.,i dont even want to smell sparkling apple juice again,10 +132791,473,2,"Lisa Simpson: (MOCKS HIM) Aw, poor baby.",111000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, poor baby.",aw poor baby,3 +132792,473,3,"Lisa Simpson: Come on, Bart. Afraid of a little apple juice? (SINISTER CHUCKLES)",116000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Come on, Bart. Afraid of a little apple juice?",come on bart afraid of a little apple juice,9 +132793,473,4,Bart Simpson: Pig in a blanket!,121000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Pig in a blanket!,pig in a blanket,4 +132794,473,5,Lisa Simpson: Dad's underwear!,121000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Dad's underwear!,dads underwear,2 +132795,473,6,Bart Simpson: Aunt Selma's leg!,123000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Aunt Selma's leg!,aunt selmas leg,3 +132796,473,7,Selma Bouvier: (GROANS) I hate New Year's Eve. I can't believe I made out with Ryan Seacrest on the TV screen. (GRUNT),124000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,I hate New Year's Eve. I can't believe I made out with Ryan Seacrest on the TV screen.,i hate new years eve i cant believe i made out with ryan seacrest on the tv screen,18 +132797,473,8,Bart Simpson: Let's just take it easy.,132000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Let's just take it easy.,lets just take it easy,5 +132798,473,9,Bart Simpson: We all made mistakes on New Year's Eve.,134000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,We all made mistakes on New Year's Eve.,we all made mistakes on new years eve,8 +132799,473,10,Bart Simpson: There is only one upside to today.,141000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,There is only one upside to today.,there is only one upside to today,7 +132800,473,11,"Homer Simpson: (HUNG-OVER SNORES) C'mon, jus' one more drink, Marge.",145000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, jus' one more drink, Marge.",cmon jus one more drink marge,6 +132801,473,12,Lisa Simpson: (VERY LOUD) Happy New Year!,147000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Happy New Year!,happy new year,3 +132802,473,13,Homer Simpson: (PAINED SCREAM),147000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132803,473,14,Marge Simpson: Everyone shush!,150000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Everyone shush!,everyone shush,2 +132804,473,15,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED) Why are you hung over? I didn't see you drink last night.,154000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Why are you hung over? I didn't see you drink last night.,why are you hung over i didnt see you drink last night,12 +132805,473,16,Marge Simpson: I didn't. I got secondhand wasted from smooching your father. So not a peep out of anyone till the Fiesta Bowl!,157000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I didn't. I got secondhand wasted from smooching your father. So not a peep out of anyone till the Fiesta Bowl!,i didnt i got secondhand wasted from smooching your father so not a peep out of anyone till the fiesta bowl,21 +132806,473,17,Bart Simpson: That's not for five hours!,165000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's not for five hours!,thats not for five hours,5 +132807,473,18,Marge Simpson: I know when the freakin' Fiesta Bowl is!,167000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I know when the freakin' Fiesta Bowl is!,i know when the freakin fiesta bowl is,8 +132808,473,19,"Homer Simpson: Sweetie, relax. Let's just watch some TV.",169000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, relax. Let's just watch some TV.",sweetie relax lets just watch some tv,7 +132809,473,20,"Samoan Native: (YELLING) New Year's Eve might be over in America, but we're still rockin' hard in Samoa!",174000,TRUE,5731,5,Samoan Native,Simpson Home,"New Year's Eve might be over in America, but we're still rockin' hard in Samoa!",new years eve might be over in america but were still rockin hard in samoa,15 +132810,473,21,Samoan Native: And here come the Blue Angels waking up the shrieking Wah-wah birds!,179000,TRUE,5731,5,Samoan Native,Simpson Home,And here come the Blue Angels waking up the shrieking Wah-wah birds!,and here come the blue angels waking up the shrieking wah-wah birds,12 +132811,473,22,Wah-wah Birds: (LOUD FRIGHTENED SQUAWKS),179000,FALSE,5732,5,Wah-wah Birds,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132812,473,23,"Chief Wiggum: Well, well, well. Simpson, you've committed Springfield's first crime of the new year. Write him up, Lou.",196000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Well, well, well. Simpson, you've committed Springfield's first crime of the new year. Write him up, Lou.",well well well simpson youve committed springfields first crime of the new year write him up lou,17 +132813,473,24,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED) Huh? What'd I do?,203000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Huh? What'd I do?,huh whatd i do,4 +132814,473,25,Chief Wiggum: Failed to separate your bottles and newspapers.,204000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,Failed to separate your bottles and newspapers.,failed to separate your bottles and newspapers,7 +132815,473,26,Homer Simpson: Fifty bucks?! That used to cover two public nudities and a poop in the park!,208000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fifty bucks?! That used to cover two public nudities and a poop in the park!,fifty bucks that used to cover two public nudities and a poop in the park,15 +132816,473,27,"Chief Wiggum: (SHOCKED NOISE) That's vandalizing city property! Write him up again, Lou.",210000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"That's vandalizing city property! Write him up again, Lou.",thats vandalizing city property write him up again lou,9 +132817,473,28,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED) What the hell?!,219000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the hell?!,what the hell,3 +132818,473,29,Chief Wiggum: Mild obscenity before ten a.m. Also illegal.,219000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,Mild obscenity before ten a.m. Also illegal.,mild obscenity before ten am also illegal,7 +132819,473,30,"Homer Simpson: (IMPLORING) C'mon, Lou. Gimme a break!",223000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, Lou. Gimme a break!",cmon lou gimme a break,5 +132820,473,31,"Lou: Sorry, sir, I take no pleasure in it. (HUMS HAPPILY AS HE HITS MORE BUTTONS) Oh yeah.",225000,TRUE,91,5,Lou,Simpson Home,"Sorry, sir, I take no pleasure in it. Oh yeah.",sorry sir i take no pleasure in it oh yeah,10 +132821,473,32,Homer Simpson: Since when is all this against the law?,232000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Since when is all this against the law?,since when is all this against the law,8 +132822,473,33,"Chief Wiggum: Since today. As of Jan one, a bunch of new ordinances -- with uh, outrageous financial penalties -- took effect.",234000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Since today. As of Jan one, a bunch of new ordinances -- with uh, outrageous financial penalties -- took effect.",since today as of jan one a bunch of new ordinances -- with uh outrageous financial penalties -- took effect,20 +132852,473,63,Homer Simpson: (DISTRAUGHT) This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life and it's ruined.,385000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,This is supposed to be the happiest day of my life and it's ruined.,this is supposed to be the happiest day of my life and its ruined,14 +132823,473,34,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I get it. The government runs out of money, so they pass a bunch of lame-o laws to sock it to the little guy.",242000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I get it. The government runs out of money, so they pass a bunch of lame-o laws to sock it to the little guy.",oh i get it the government runs out of money so they pass a bunch of lame-o laws to sock it to the little guy,25 +132824,473,35,"Chief Wiggum: (ANNOYED) Fine. You're ""Tellin' it like it is."" Also a crime now. And that one's gonna cost ya.",249000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Fine. You're ""Tellin' it like it is."" Also a crime now. And that one's gonna cost ya.",fine youre tellin it like it is also a crime now and that ones gonna cost ya,17 +132825,473,36,Homer Simpson: That's almost a thousand dollars!,255000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That's almost a thousand dollars!,thats almost a thousand dollars,5 +132826,473,37,Chief Wiggum: Rounding up your total. That's a fifty dollar fine.,257000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,Rounding up your total. That's a fifty dollar fine.,rounding up your total thats a fifty dollar fine,9 +132827,473,38,Homer Simpson: (SMALL MOAN),257000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132828,473,39,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S - A LITTLE LATER),262000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +132829,473,40,"Lenny Leonard: Wow, Homer, this year's only eleven hours old and it's already your annus horribilis. (OFF THE OTHERS' LOOKS) My New Year's Resolution was to learn Latin.",262000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Wow, Homer, this year's only eleven hours old and it's already your annus horribilis. My New Year's Resolution was to learn Latin.",wow homer this years only eleven hours old and its already your annus horribilis my new years resolution was to learn latin,22 +132830,473,41,"Moe Szyslak: (CONSPIRATORIAL) Uh listen, Homer -- I know a guy who fixes things for folks who need things fixed. But, uh, I can't talk about it here.",269000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Uh listen, Homer -- I know a guy who fixes things for folks who need things fixed. But, uh, I can't talk about it here.",uh listen homer -- i know a guy who fixes things for folks who need things fixed but uh i cant talk about it here,25 +132831,473,42,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, still not private enough.",280000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, still not private enough.",eh still not private enough,5 +132832,473,43,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, this is private, but a little dank.",282000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, this is private, but a little dank.",eh this is private but a little dank,8 +132833,473,44,(BROADWAY SHOW: int. Broadway show - continuous),286000,FALSE,NA,3829,NA,BROADWAY SHOW,NA,NA,NA +132834,473,45,"Moe Szyslak: Whoopsie. (POLITELY) Glinda, Madame Morrible, flyin' monkeys there... Can you tell me how I can get back to my bar?",286000,TRUE,17,3829,Moe Szyslak,BROADWAY SHOW,"Whoopsie. Glinda, Madame Morrible, flyin' monkeys there... Can you tell me how I can get back to my bar?",whoopsie glinda madame morrible flyin monkeys there can you tell me how i can get back to my bar,19 +132835,473,46,"Glinda: (BILLIE BURKE) Moe, you've always had the power to get back to the bar.",295000,TRUE,5733,3829,Glinda,BROADWAY SHOW,"Moe, you've always had the power to get back to the bar.",moe youve always had the power to get back to the bar,12 +132836,473,47,Moe Szyslak: Whoa! It's a chimpan-me!,301000,TRUE,17,3829,Moe Szyslak,BROADWAY SHOW,Whoa! It's a chimpan-me!,whoa its a chimpan-me,4 +132837,473,48,Moe Szyslak: (LOOKING AT AUDIENCE) Maybe we should let these people enjoy their show.,319000,TRUE,17,3829,Moe Szyslak,BROADWAY SHOW,Maybe we should let these people enjoy their show.,maybe we should let these people enjoy their show,9 +132838,473,49,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - a little later),325000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +132839,473,50,"Moe Szyslak: Homer, what you do is go down to window nine at the courthouse. You slip the guy a hundred bucks and your record is as clean as... (LOOKS AROUND BAR) uh, I ain't got nothin' clean to compare it to.",325000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, what you do is go down to window nine at the courthouse. You slip the guy a hundred bucks and your record is as clean as... uh, I ain't got nothin' clean to compare it to.",homer what you do is go down to window nine at the courthouse you slip the guy a hundred bucks and your record is as clean as uh i aint got nothin clean to compare it to,37 +132840,473,51,(Court House: Ext. court house - DAY),341000,FALSE,NA,3830,NA,Court House,NA,NA,NA +132841,473,52,(Court House Clerical Area: Int. court house clerical area - day),341000,FALSE,NA,3831,NA,Court House Clerical Area,NA,NA,NA +132842,473,53,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Ten minutes? I can't wait that long! I left an ice cream cone in my cup holder!,341000,TRUE,2,3831,Homer Simpson,Court House Clerical Area,Ten minutes? I can't wait that long! I left an ice cream cone in my cup holder!,ten minutes i cant wait that long i left an ice cream cone in my cup holder,17 +132843,473,54,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),348000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +132844,473,55,Comic Book Guy: (JIGGLING LOCKED DOOR) Hold on! I will get help! Must... break... glass!,348000,TRUE,801,29,Comic Book Guy,Homer's Car,Hold on! I will get help! Must... break... glass!,hold on i will get help must break glass,9 +132845,473,56,Comic Book Guy: Nooooo!,359000,TRUE,801,29,Comic Book Guy,Homer's Car,Nooooo!,nooooo,1 +132846,473,57,(Courthouse: Int. courthouse - continuous),366000,FALSE,NA,708,NA,Courthouse,NA,NA,NA +132847,473,58,"Chief Wiggum: Homer Simpson, you are under arrest for attempted bribery of a public official.",366000,TRUE,71,708,Chief Wiggum,Courthouse,"Homer Simpson, you are under arrest for attempted bribery of a public official.",homer simpson you are under arrest for attempted bribery of a public official,13 +132848,473,59,"Homer Simpson: Chief, this is just a big misunderstanding. I meant to write ""bride."" It's a wedding present.",371000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,"Chief, this is just a big misunderstanding. I meant to write ""bride."" It's a wedding present.",chief this is just a big misunderstanding i meant to write bride its a wedding present,16 +132849,473,60,"Bride: Oh, how thoughtful!",379000,TRUE,4681,708,Bride,Courthouse,"Oh, how thoughtful!",oh how thoughtful,3 +132850,473,61,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) My bribe!,380000,TRUE,2,708,Homer Simpson,Courthouse,My bribe!,my bribe,2 +132851,473,62,"Chief Wiggum: Cuff him, Lou.",382000,TRUE,71,708,Chief Wiggum,Courthouse,"Cuff him, Lou.",cuff him lou,3 +132853,473,64,(COURT ROOM: Int. Court room - later),390000,FALSE,NA,3832,NA,COURT ROOM,NA,NA,NA +132854,473,65,"Judge Snyder: Homer Simpson, you are hereby sentenced to ten years in the Federal Penitentiary! (BANGS GAVEL)",390000,TRUE,214,3832,Judge Snyder,COURT ROOM,"Homer Simpson, you are hereby sentenced to ten years in the Federal Penitentiary!",homer simpson you are hereby sentenced to ten years in the federal penitentiary,13 +132855,473,66,"Homer Simpson: (BRAVE) It's okay, it's okay. I can be out in eighteen months with good behavior.",396000,TRUE,2,3832,Homer Simpson,COURT ROOM,"It's okay, it's okay. I can be out in eighteen months with good behavior.",its okay its okay i can be out in eighteen months with good behavior,14 +132856,473,67,"Bart Simpson: (SAD) We're Simpsons, Dad. We don't do good behavior.",400000,TRUE,8,3832,Bart Simpson,COURT ROOM,"We're Simpsons, Dad. We don't do good behavior.",were simpsons dad we dont do good behavior,8 +132857,473,68,Homer Simpson: (ENRAGED) Don't tell me I'm not capable of good behavior!,403000,TRUE,2,3832,Homer Simpson,COURT ROOM,Don't tell me I'm not capable of good behavior!,dont tell me im not capable of good behavior,9 +132858,473,69,"Homer Simpson: Your honor, I would like to request a sidebar.",410000,TRUE,2,3832,Homer Simpson,COURT ROOM,"Your honor, I would like to request a sidebar.",your honor i would like to request a sidebar,9 +132859,473,70,Judge Snyder: Granted.,413000,TRUE,214,3832,Judge Snyder,COURT ROOM,Granted.,granted,1 +132860,473,71,(Springfield Penitentiary: Ext. Springfield penitentiary - day),423000,FALSE,NA,1504,NA,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +132861,473,72,Chief Wiggum: Ten years. (PITYING NOISE) That is a long time to be away from your family.,423000,TRUE,71,1504,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Penitentiary,Ten years. That is a long time to be away from your family.,ten years that is a long time to be away from your family,13 +132862,473,73,"Homer Simpson: (SADLY TO HIMSELF) All that time I'll be stuck in my cell, unable to exercise...",428000,TRUE,2,1504,Homer Simpson,Springfield Penitentiary,"All that time I'll be stuck in my cell, unable to exercise...",all that time ill be stuck in my cell unable to exercise,12 +132863,473,74,"Lou: Actually, most convicts work out like crazy.",432000,TRUE,91,1504,Lou,Springfield Penitentiary,"Actually, most convicts work out like crazy.",actually most convicts work out like crazy,7 +132864,473,75,Homer Simpson: I repeat: unable to exercise...,435000,TRUE,2,1504,Homer Simpson,Springfield Penitentiary,I repeat: unable to exercise...,i repeat unable to exercise,5 +132865,473,76,"Chief Wiggum: All right look, Simpson... there is one thing you can do to get out sooner... but, uh, it is extremely dangerous.",438000,TRUE,71,1504,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Penitentiary,"All right look, Simpson... there is one thing you can do to get out sooner... but, uh, it is extremely dangerous.",all right look simpson there is one thing you can do to get out sooner but uh it is extremely dangerous,21 +132866,473,77,(FEDERAL BUILDING: Ext. federal building - day),446000,FALSE,NA,3833,NA,FEDERAL BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +132867,473,78,(FBI OFFICE: int. FBI office - continuous),446000,FALSE,NA,877,NA,FBI OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +132868,473,79,"Fbi Supervisor: Simpson, we are currently conducting a twenty-year investigation into the activities of Anthony ""Fat Tony"" D'Amico.",446000,TRUE,5734,877,Fbi Supervisor,FBI OFFICE,"Simpson, we are currently conducting a twenty-year investigation into the activities of Anthony ""Fat Tony"" D'Amico.",simpson we are currently conducting a twenty-year investigation into the activities of anthony fat tony damico,16 +132869,473,80,Homer Simpson: What? This guy?,452000,TRUE,2,877,Homer Simpson,FBI OFFICE,What? This guy?,what this guy,3 +132870,473,81,"Homer Simpson: (""OOPS"" NOISE)",452000,FALSE,2,877,Homer Simpson,FBI OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +132871,473,82,"Fbi Supervisor: (DISGUSTED NOISE, THEN) We're gonna plant you in Fat Tony's gang as an undercover informant.",460000,TRUE,5734,877,Fbi Supervisor,FBI OFFICE,We're gonna plant you in Fat Tony's gang as an undercover informant.,were gonna plant you in fat tonys gang as an undercover informant,12 +132872,473,83,Homer Simpson: I can't go undercover with Fat Tony. He's met me. I've been in his house. I was briefly his (ATTEMPTING TO PRONOUNCE) Consiglieri... Consugly... Canolli... Robert Duvall.,464000,TRUE,2,877,Homer Simpson,FBI OFFICE,I can't go undercover with Fat Tony. He's met me. I've been in his house. I was briefly his Consiglieri... Consugly... Canolli... Robert Duvall.,i cant go undercover with fat tony hes met me ive been in his house i was briefly his consiglieri consugly canolli robert duvall,24 +132873,473,84,Fbi Supervisor: Everyone knows Fat Tony.,475000,TRUE,5734,877,Fbi Supervisor,FBI OFFICE,Everyone knows Fat Tony.,everyone knows fat tony,4 +132874,473,85,Fbi Supervisor: So we're gonna plant you in the prison with a disguise and a new name.,475000,TRUE,5734,877,Fbi Supervisor,FBI OFFICE,So we're gonna plant you in the prison with a disguise and a new name.,so were gonna plant you in the prison with a disguise and a new name,15 +132875,473,86,Homer Simpson: Can I be Johnny Undercover?,480000,TRUE,2,877,Homer Simpson,FBI OFFICE,Can I be Johnny Undercover?,can i be johnny undercover,5 +132876,473,87,Fbi Supervisor: That's a little obvious.,482000,TRUE,5734,877,Fbi Supervisor,FBI OFFICE,That's a little obvious.,thats a little obvious,4 +132877,473,88,"Homer Simpson: Okay, Melvin Mafia.",483000,TRUE,2,877,Homer Simpson,FBI OFFICE,"Okay, Melvin Mafia.",okay melvin mafia,3 +132878,473,89,"Fbi Supervisor: No, you will be known as Nicky ""Blue Pants"" Altosaxophony.",485000,TRUE,5734,877,Fbi Supervisor,FBI OFFICE,"No, you will be known as Nicky ""Blue Pants"" Altosaxophony.",no you will be known as nicky blue pants altosaxophony,10 +132879,473,90,Homer Simpson: Can I keep the name after I'm done?,489000,TRUE,2,877,Homer Simpson,FBI OFFICE,Can I keep the name after I'm done?,can i keep the name after im done,8 +132880,473,91,Fbi Supervisor: No. It belongs to the government.,490000,TRUE,5734,877,Fbi Supervisor,FBI OFFICE,No. It belongs to the government.,no it belongs to the government,6 +132881,473,92,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),490000,FALSE,2,877,Homer Simpson,FBI OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +132882,473,93,(Springfield Street: Ext. SPRINGFIELD STREET - day),493000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +132883,473,94,Powerful Voice: No ice cream available! Children stay away!,493000,TRUE,5695,270,Powerful Voice,Springfield Street,No ice cream available! Children stay away!,no ice cream available children stay away,7 +132884,473,95,Kids: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),493000,FALSE,39,270,Kids,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +132885,473,96,(FBI Observation Van: int. fbi panel van - day),499000,FALSE,NA,3834,NA,FBI Observation Van,NA,NA,NA +132886,473,97,"Fbi Supervisor: Now pay attention. We're gonna move in on Fat Tony when he takes delivery on a shipment of Belgian guns. In your left sideburn is a fiber-optic camera. In your right, a wireless mic. To zoom in you go ayyyyy! To zoom out go ohhh!",499000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,"Now pay attention. We're gonna move in on Fat Tony when he takes delivery on a shipment of Belgian guns. In your left sideburn is a fiber-optic camera. In your right, a wireless mic. To zoom in you go ayyyyy! To zoom out go ohhh!",now pay attention were gonna move in on fat tony when he takes delivery on a shipment of belgian guns in your left sideburn is a fiber-optic camera in your right a wireless mic to zoom in you go ayyyyy to zoom out go ohhh,45 +132887,473,98,Homer Simpson: Ayyyy! Ohhhh! Ayyyy! Ohhhh!,508000,TRUE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,Ayyyy! Ohhhh! Ayyyy! Ohhhh!,ayyyy ohhhh ayyyy ohhhh,4 +132888,473,99,Homer Simpson: Fuhgetaboutit!,517000,TRUE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,Fuhgetaboutit!,fuhgetaboutit,1 +132889,473,100,Fbi Supervisor: That activates the auto-destruct.,519000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,That activates the auto-destruct.,that activates the auto-destruct,4 +132890,473,101,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED PAINED NOISES),519000,FALSE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,NA,NA,NA +132891,473,102,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - dining room - evening),523000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132892,473,103,"Marge Simpson: (BOWS HEAD) Dear Lord, watch over my sweet Homie while he's in the hoosegow.",523000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dear Lord, watch over my sweet Homie while he's in the hoosegow.",dear lord watch over my sweet homie while hes in the hoosegow,12 +132893,473,104,Bart Simpson: Keep him safe from shanks and shivs. Let him become rich in the jailyard currencies of cigarettes and dried fish...,528000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Keep him safe from shanks and shivs. Let him become rich in the jailyard currencies of cigarettes and dried fish...,keep him safe from shanks and shivs let him become rich in the jailyard currencies of cigarettes and dried fish,20 +132894,473,105,(Springfield Prison: Ext. springfield prison - cloudy day - establishing),541000,FALSE,NA,451,NA,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +132895,473,106,"Homer Simpson: Uh, what's my name again?",541000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,"Uh, what's my name again?",uh whats my name again,5 +132896,473,107,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I'm comin'.",543000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,"Okay, I'm comin'.",okay im comin,3 +132897,473,108,"Homer Simpson: I'd like a third helping, please.",545000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,"I'd like a third helping, please.",id like a third helping please,6 +132898,473,109,Cafeteria Worker: You do know the meat is made from diseased pigeons.,547000,TRUE,2214,451,Cafeteria Worker,Springfield Prison,You do know the meat is made from diseased pigeons.,you do know the meat is made from diseased pigeons,10 +132899,473,110,Homer Simpson: Just get the ladle down there deep -- that's where the beaks are!,550000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,Just get the ladle down there deep -- that's where the beaks are!,just get the ladle down there deep -- thats where the beaks are,13 +132900,473,111,"Homer Simpson: Hey, you're that guy from the F.B.--",557000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,"Hey, you're that guy from the F.B.--",hey youre that guy from the fb--,7 +132901,473,112,Fbi Supervisor: (CLASPING HAND OVER HOMER'S MOUTH) Time to go to work. (BEAT) Stop licking my hand.,560000,TRUE,5734,451,Fbi Supervisor,Springfield Prison,Time to go to work. Stop licking my hand.,time to go to work stop licking my hand,9 +132902,473,113,Homer Simpson: There was barbecue sauce on it.,563000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,There was barbecue sauce on it.,there was barbecue sauce on it,6 +132903,473,114,"Fbi Supervisor: Here's how it goes down: I rough up Louie. Then you stand up to me, earning his trust.",565000,TRUE,5734,451,Fbi Supervisor,Springfield Prison,"Here's how it goes down: I rough up Louie. Then you stand up to me, earning his trust.",heres how it goes down i rough up louie then you stand up to me earning his trust,18 +132904,473,115,Homer Simpson: (EARNEST) But I haven't earned his trust if it's based on a lie.,569000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,But I haven't earned his trust if it's based on a lie.,but i havent earned his trust if its based on a lie,12 +132905,473,116,Fbi Supervisor: Enough of your dime store morality.,573000,TRUE,5734,451,Fbi Supervisor,Springfield Prison,Enough of your dime store morality.,enough of your dime store morality,6 +132906,473,117,Homer Simpson: What's a dime store?,574000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,What's a dime store?,whats a dime store,4 +132907,473,118,Louie: (SURPRISED NOISE),574000,FALSE,570,451,Louie,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +132908,473,119,Other Guards: (MEAN LAUGHTER),574000,FALSE,5735,451,Other Guards,Springfield Prison,NA,NA,NA +132909,473,120,Homer Simpson: Blue pants power!,576000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,Blue pants power!,blue pants power,3 +132910,473,121,Fbi Supervisor: Ow! Hey!,584000,TRUE,5734,451,Fbi Supervisor,Springfield Prison,Ow! Hey!,ow hey,2 +132911,473,122,"Louie: Hey Nicky Blue, you're one tough yegg. (CONFIDENTIAL) If you come out of your beatin' in one piece, you and I should have a face-to-face.",585000,TRUE,570,451,Louie,Springfield Prison,"Hey Nicky Blue, you're one tough yegg. If you come out of your beatin' in one piece, you and I should have a face-to-face.",hey nicky blue youre one tough yegg if you come out of your beatin in one piece you and i should have a face-to-face,24 +132912,473,123,Homer Simpson: Beating? What beating?,592000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,Beating? What beating?,beating what beating,3 +132913,473,124,Homer Simpson: Oh. That beating.,595000,TRUE,2,451,Homer Simpson,Springfield Prison,Oh. That beating.,oh that beating,3 +132914,473,125,(KITCHEN: Int. kitchen - continuous),600000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +132915,473,126,Fbi Supervisor: Don't worry. We're not gonna touch you. We'll make it sound like a beating by tenderizing these steaks.,600000,TRUE,5734,6,Fbi Supervisor,KITCHEN,Don't worry. We're not gonna touch you. We'll make it sound like a beating by tenderizing these steaks.,dont worry were not gonna touch you well make it sound like a beating by tenderizing these steaks,18 +132916,473,127,Homer Simpson: Can I have any of the steaks?,605000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,Can I have any of the steaks?,can i have any of the steaks,7 +132918,473,129,"Homer Simpson: (AGONIZED NOISES, IN GREAT PAIN)",607000,FALSE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +132919,473,130,(Prison Cafeteria: iNT. pRISON CAFETERIA - OUTSIDE THE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS),614000,FALSE,NA,3835,NA,Prison Cafeteria,NA,NA,NA +132920,473,131,Homer Simpson: (MORE AGONIZED NOISES) That's so mean!,614000,TRUE,2,3835,Homer Simpson,Prison Cafeteria,That's so mean!,thats so mean,3 +132921,473,132,Louie: Whoa! I'm impressed over here with that guy over there.,615000,TRUE,570,3835,Louie,Prison Cafeteria,Whoa! I'm impressed over here with that guy over there.,whoa im impressed over here with that guy over there,10 +132922,473,133,Homer Simpson: Please! Let me have it! (MORE AGONIZED NOISES) Come on! Give it to me right in the mouth! (MORE AGONIZED NOISES),619000,TRUE,2,3835,Homer Simpson,Prison Cafeteria,Please! Let me have it! Come on! Give it to me right in the mouth!,please let me have it come on give it to me right in the mouth,15 +132923,473,134,(Homer's Cell: Int. Homer's cell - a little later),633000,FALSE,NA,2918,NA,Homer's Cell,NA,NA,NA +132924,473,135,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Well... back in my keister you go.,633000,TRUE,2,2918,Homer Simpson,Homer's Cell,Well... back in my keister you go.,well back in my keister you go,7 +132925,473,136,Legs: We brought someone to spring ya.,636000,TRUE,569,2918,Legs,Homer's Cell,We brought someone to spring ya.,we brought someone to spring ya,6 +132926,473,137,Fat Tony: Now let us escort you to freedom.,639000,TRUE,568,2918,Fat Tony,Homer's Cell,Now let us escort you to freedom.,now let us escort you to freedom,7 +132927,473,138,Homer Simpson: How're you gonna do that?,643000,TRUE,2,2918,Homer Simpson,Homer's Cell,How're you gonna do that?,howre you gonna do that,5 +132928,473,139,Fat Tony: Let's just say this prison was built by mob construction workers.,644000,TRUE,568,2918,Fat Tony,Homer's Cell,Let's just say this prison was built by mob construction workers.,lets just say this prison was built by mob construction workers,11 +132929,473,140,(SURVEILLANCE ROOM: Int. surveillance room - continuous),658000,FALSE,NA,3836,NA,SURVEILLANCE ROOM,NA,NA,NA +132930,473,141,Female Agent: He's in.,658000,TRUE,5736,3836,Female Agent,SURVEILLANCE ROOM,He's in.,hes in,2 +132931,473,142,Whiny Agent: (FRUSTRATED) I was gonna say that.,659000,TRUE,5737,3836,Whiny Agent,SURVEILLANCE ROOM,I was gonna say that.,i was gonna say that,5 +132932,473,143,(Springfield Police Station: Ext. Springfield police station - day - establishing),662000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +132933,473,144,(Springfield Police Station: Int. police station - wiggum's office - continuous),662000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +132934,473,145,Marge Simpson: What's going on? I called the prison and they won't tell me where Homer is!,662000,TRUE,1,192,Marge Simpson,Springfield Police Station,What's going on? I called the prison and they won't tell me where Homer is!,whats going on i called the prison and they wont tell me where homer is,15 +132935,473,146,"Chief Wiggum: Sorry, Marge, I can't tell ya.",667000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Sorry, Marge, I can't tell ya.",sorry marge i cant tell ya,6 +132936,473,147,"Chief Wiggum: If it makes you feel better, I can tell you about someone else. Ooo, how 'bout Krusty in the drunk tank?",667000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"If it makes you feel better, I can tell you about someone else. Ooo, how 'bout Krusty in the drunk tank?",if it makes you feel better i can tell you about someone else ooo how bout krusty in the drunk tank,21 +132937,473,148,"Chief Wiggum: (""CHECK IT OUT"" NOISE)",667000,FALSE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +132938,473,149,"Krusty the Clown: (DRUNK) If, if Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel, huh? Huh?!",675000,TRUE,139,192,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Police Station,"If, if Jews control the media, why can't I get on Jimmy Kimmel, huh? Huh?!",if if jews control the media why cant i get on jimmy kimmel huh huh,15 +132939,473,150,Marge Simpson: (UNPLEASANT MURMUR),675000,FALSE,1,192,Marge Simpson,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +132940,473,151,(Luigi's: eXT. LUIGI'S - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING),688000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +132941,473,152,"Luigi: So, what do you think of the sauce?",688000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,"So, what do you think of the sauce?",so what do you think of the sauce,8 +132942,473,153,Fat Tony: I detect a distinct lack of oregano.,691000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,I detect a distinct lack of oregano.,i detect a distinct lack of oregano,7 +132943,473,154,Homer Simpson: (ALL BUSINESS) I'll take care of this.,695000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,I'll take care of this.,ill take care of this,5 +132944,473,155,Fat Tony: You carry oregano with you?,699000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,You carry oregano with you?,you carry oregano with you,5 +132945,473,156,"Homer Simpson: (NODS) Oregano, basil, rosemary...",702000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"Oregano, basil, rosemary...",oregano basil rosemary,3 +132946,473,157,"Louie: (SEARCHING POCKETS, TRYING TO ONE-UP HOMER) I think I got a ketchup packet for ya, boss!",705000,TRUE,570,1186,Louie,Luigi's,"I think I got a ketchup packet for ya, boss!",i think i got a ketchup packet for ya boss,10 +132947,473,158,Fat Tony: (GRIM) Did you order French fries and not use it?,707000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,Did you order French fries and not use it?,did you order french fries and not use it,9 +132948,473,159,Louie: (VERY NERVOUS) They gave me two packets but I only needed one!,710000,TRUE,570,1186,Louie,Luigi's,They gave me two packets but I only needed one!,they gave me two packets but i only needed one,10 +132949,473,160,Fat Tony: What other secrets are you hiding from me?,712000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,What other secrets are you hiding from me?,what other secrets are you hiding from me,8 +132950,473,161,"Louie: (VERY NERVOUS) I, I-I-I-I-I bring my own candy to the movie theater!",716000,TRUE,570,1186,Louie,Luigi's,"I, I-I-I-I-I bring my own candy to the movie theater!",i i-i-i-i-i bring my own candy to the movie theater,10 +132951,473,162,Fat Tony: (VERY DISAPPOINTED) Louie!,719000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,Louie!,louie,1 +132952,473,163,(Cemetery: Ext. cemetery - sunset),728000,FALSE,NA,351,NA,Cemetery,NA,NA,NA +132981,473,192,"Louie: You're a made man, my friend. / Hey, welcome!",875000,TRUE,570,3837,Louie,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,"You're a made man, my friend. / Hey, welcome!",youre a made man my friend hey welcome,8 +132953,473,164,Fat Tony: My beloved Anna Maria. I hope Heaven's powder room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.,728000,TRUE,568,351,Fat Tony,Cemetery,My beloved Anna Maria. I hope Heaven's powder room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on Earth.,my beloved anna maria i hope heavens powder room is painted that eggshell blue you could never achieve on earth,20 +132954,473,165,"Homer Simpson: (WIPING AWAY TEAR) Sorry, boss.",743000,TRUE,2,351,Homer Simpson,Cemetery,"Sorry, boss.",sorry boss,2 +132955,473,166,"Fat Tony: No apology necessary. I am touched. You and me, Nicky, we feel. Legs, Louie, Jimmy the Axe, Tommy the Face Shooter -- they never share my grief.",744000,TRUE,568,351,Fat Tony,Cemetery,"No apology necessary. I am touched. You and me, Nicky, we feel. Legs, Louie, Jimmy the Axe, Tommy the Face Shooter -- they never share my grief.",no apology necessary i am touched you and me nicky we feel legs louie jimmy the axe tommy the face shooter -- they never share my grief,27 +132956,473,167,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) Yeah. Those guys are probably FBI informants.,757000,TRUE,2,351,Homer Simpson,Cemetery,Yeah. Those guys are probably FBI informants.,yeah those guys are probably fbi informants,7 +132957,473,168,Fat Tony: You think an informant could get that close to me?,762000,TRUE,568,351,Fat Tony,Cemetery,You think an informant could get that close to me?,you think an informant could get that close to me,10 +132958,473,169,Homer Simpson: Oh yeah. I got in your gang and you barely know who I am.,764000,TRUE,2,351,Homer Simpson,Cemetery,Oh yeah. I got in your gang and you barely know who I am.,oh yeah i got in your gang and you barely know who i am,14 +132959,473,170,"Fat Tony: (NODS) That is good counsel, indeed. You have earned my complete, unquestioning trust. But first, one little thing... (OMINOUS) you must make your bones.",768000,TRUE,568,351,Fat Tony,Cemetery,"That is good counsel, indeed. You have earned my complete, unquestioning trust. But first, one little thing... you must make your bones.",that is good counsel indeed you have earned my complete unquestioning trust but first one little thing you must make your bones,22 +132960,473,171,(Street: Ext. Street - night),780000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +132961,473,172,Homer Simpson: (VERY NERVOUS) What are we doing here?,780000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,What are we doing here?,what are we doing here,5 +132962,473,173,Fat Tony: I will tell you.,782000,TRUE,568,1,Fat Tony,Street,I will tell you.,i will tell you,4 +132963,473,174,"Fat Tony: When I call for my Russian business partner Yuri Nator, I don't expect to be screamed at like I was some ten-year-old punk making a prank call.",784000,TRUE,568,1,Fat Tony,Street,"When I call for my Russian business partner Yuri Nator, I don't expect to be screamed at like I was some ten-year-old punk making a prank call.",when i call for my russian business partner yuri nator i dont expect to be screamed at like i was some ten-year-old punk making a prank call,27 +132964,473,175,"Moe Szyslak: (HOLDING PHONE) Yuri Nator? Yuri Nator? Hey, my mouth is begging for a Yuri Nator.",794000,TRUE,17,1,Moe Szyslak,Street,"Yuri Nator? Yuri Nator? Hey, my mouth is begging for a Yuri Nator.",yuri nator yuri nator hey my mouth is begging for a yuri nator,13 +132965,473,176,Barflies: (LAUGH),794000,FALSE,114,1,Barflies,Street,NA,NA,NA +132966,473,177,Barney Gumble: Be careful what you wish for!,801000,TRUE,18,1,Barney Gumble,Street,Be careful what you wish for!,be careful what you wish for,6 +132967,473,178,"Moe Szyslak: Why you! I'm gonna chop you into pieces and make you into a Rubik's cube, which I will never solve!",803000,TRUE,17,1,Moe Szyslak,Street,"Why you! I'm gonna chop you into pieces and make you into a Rubik's cube, which I will never solve!",why you im gonna chop you into pieces and make you into a rubiks cube which i will never solve,20 +132968,473,179,"Homer Simpson: Well, I guess I could tell him he could improve his phone etiquette.",812000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,"Well, I guess I could tell him he could improve his phone etiquette.",well i guess i could tell him he could improve his phone etiquette,13 +132969,473,180,Fat Tony: (FURIOUS) Tell him with fire!,815000,TRUE,568,1,Fat Tony,Street,Tell him with fire!,tell him with fire,4 +132970,473,181,(Fat Tony's Car: Int. fat tony's car - continuous),820000,FALSE,NA,2563,NA,Fat Tony's Car,NA,NA,NA +132971,473,182,"Fat Tony: (SUSPICIOUS) What's the matter, Nicky? You got a problem with this job?",820000,TRUE,568,2563,Fat Tony,Fat Tony's Car,"What's the matter, Nicky? You got a problem with this job?",whats the matter nicky you got a problem with this job,11 +132972,473,183,Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS) Oh no! No! I... was uh... just thinking how cheap this crime would have been in the seventies when gas was thirty-five cents a gallon. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE),824000,TRUE,2,2563,Homer Simpson,Fat Tony's Car,Oh no! No! I... was uh... just thinking how cheap this crime would have been in the seventies when gas was thirty-five cents a gallon.,oh no no i was uh just thinking how cheap this crime would have been in the seventies when gas was thirty-five cents a gallon,25 +132973,473,184,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - continuous),845000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +132974,473,185,Moe Szyslak: It was either this or put in a ladies room.,845000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,It was either this or put in a ladies room.,it was either this or put in a ladies room,10 +132975,473,186,"Fat Tony: Exquisite. As a reward, I've planned a little surprise for you.",852000,TRUE,568,15,Fat Tony,Moe's Tavern,"Exquisite. As a reward, I've planned a little surprise for you.",exquisite as a reward ive planned a little surprise for you,11 +132976,473,187,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),852000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +132977,473,188,(ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB: Int. italian social club - night),858000,FALSE,NA,3837,NA,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,NA,NA,NA +132978,473,189,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED) This is horrible! I keep smelling my own breath!,858000,TRUE,2,3837,Homer Simpson,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,This is horrible! I keep smelling my own breath!,this is horrible i keep smelling my own breath,9 +132979,473,190,"Fat Tony: (MEANINGFULLY) Nicholas Blue Pants, you have shown great fazagabool in the face of overwhelming spoogatzagatini.",862000,TRUE,568,3837,Fat Tony,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,"Nicholas Blue Pants, you have shown great fazagabool in the face of overwhelming spoogatzagatini.",nicholas blue pants you have shown great fazagabool in the face of overwhelming spoogatzagatini,14 +132980,473,191,Homer Simpson: (VERY PUZZLED NOISE),862000,FALSE,2,3837,Homer Simpson,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,NA,NA,NA +133144,474,82,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - homer and marge's bathroom - morning),443000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +132982,473,193,"Fat Tony: Nicky, welcome to the family. From now on, you don't know where you end and we begin. Your problems are our problems.",880000,TRUE,568,3837,Fat Tony,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,"Nicky, welcome to the family. From now on, you don't know where you end and we begin. Your problems are our problems.",nicky welcome to the family from now on you dont know where you end and we begin your problems are our problems,22 +132983,473,194,Homer Simpson: My neck is kind of itchy.,888000,TRUE,2,3837,Homer Simpson,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,My neck is kind of itchy.,my neck is kind of itchy,6 +132984,473,195,Fat Tony: Then all of our necks are itchy.,890000,TRUE,568,3837,Fat Tony,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,Then all of our necks are itchy.,then all of our necks are itchy,7 +132985,473,196,"Legs: Now that you mention it, it's itchy like crazy!",892000,TRUE,569,3837,Legs,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,"Now that you mention it, it's itchy like crazy!",now that you mention it its itchy like crazy,9 +132986,473,197,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY TOUCHED NOISE),892000,FALSE,2,3837,Homer Simpson,ITALIAN SOCIAL CLUB,NA,NA,NA +132987,473,198,(DOCKS: Ext. docks - night),898000,FALSE,NA,3101,NA,DOCKS,NA,NA,NA +132988,473,199,"Fat Tony: Nicky, my friend, tonight is a big score I've been settin' up for months.",898000,TRUE,568,3101,Fat Tony,DOCKS,"Nicky, my friend, tonight is a big score I've been settin' up for months.",nicky my friend tonight is a big score ive been settin up for months,14 +132989,473,200,Fat Tony: (ON MONITOR) Just you and me -- sharing it together.,906000,TRUE,568,3101,Fat Tony,DOCKS,Just you and me -- sharing it together.,just you and me -- sharing it together,8 +132990,473,201,"Fat Tony: To heterosexual male friendship, the kind the Greeks wrote about.",910000,TRUE,568,3101,Fat Tony,DOCKS,"To heterosexual male friendship, the kind the Greeks wrote about.",to heterosexual male friendship the kind the greeks wrote about,10 +132991,473,202,Homer Simpson: Huh?,917000,TRUE,2,3101,Homer Simpson,DOCKS,Huh?,huh,1 +132992,473,203,Fat Tony: Here they are -- my Belgian guns.,920000,TRUE,568,3101,Fat Tony,DOCKS,Here they are -- my Belgian guns.,here they are -- my belgian guns,7 +132993,473,204,(FBI Observation Van: Int. FBI van - continuous),923000,FALSE,NA,3834,NA,FBI Observation Van,NA,NA,NA +132994,473,205,Fbi Supervisor: Belgian guns. I've been waiting half my life for this moment.,923000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,Belgian guns. I've been waiting half my life for this moment.,belgian guns ive been waiting half my life for this moment,11 +132995,473,206,(Dock: Ext. dock - continuous),926000,FALSE,NA,680,NA,Dock,NA,NA,NA +132996,473,207,"Fbi Supervisor: (IN HOMER'S EARPIECE) All units, move in!",926000,TRUE,5734,680,Fbi Supervisor,Dock,"All units, move in!",all units move in,4 +132997,473,208,"Homer Simpson: (DESPERATE) Tony, you've gotta get outta here -- now!",927000,TRUE,2,680,Homer Simpson,Dock,"Tony, you've gotta get outta here -- now!",tony youve gotta get outta here -- now,8 +132998,473,209,Fat Tony: What? Why?,929000,TRUE,568,680,Fat Tony,Dock,What? Why?,what why,2 +132999,473,210,Homer Simpson: Don't ask questions! Just go!,930000,TRUE,2,680,Homer Simpson,Dock,Don't ask questions! Just go!,dont ask questions just go,5 +133000,473,211,Fat Tony: What's gotten into you? You're as nervous as a cat when Johnny Kick-A-Cat walks into the room.,932000,TRUE,568,680,Fat Tony,Dock,What's gotten into you? You're as nervous as a cat when Johnny Kick-A-Cat walks into the room.,whats gotten into you youre as nervous as a cat when johnny kick-a-cat walks into the room,17 +133001,473,212,Fat Tony: (SPEAKS IN FLEMISH:) Verlaat de vuurwapens op het dok En wij kunnen een Chimay bier drinken!,937000,TRUE,568,680,Fat Tony,Dock,Verlaat de vuurwapens op het dok En wij kunnen een Chimay bier drinken!,verlaat de vuurwapens op het dok en wij kunnen een chimay bier drinken,13 +133002,473,213,(FBI Observation Van: Int. FBI van - continuous),942000,FALSE,NA,3834,NA,FBI Observation Van,NA,NA,NA +133003,473,214,Fbi Supervisor: Get a shot of Tony with the guns!,942000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,Get a shot of Tony with the guns!,get a shot of tony with the guns,8 +133004,473,215,Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) Ayyyy!,944000,TRUE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,Ayyyy!,ayyyy,1 +133005,473,216,Fbi Supervisor: Closer...,945000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,Closer...,closer,1 +133006,473,217,Homer Simpson: (MORE WORRIED) Ayyyy!,947000,TRUE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,Ayyyy!,ayyyy,1 +133007,473,218,Fbi Supervisor: Too close.,947000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,Too close.,too close,2 +133008,473,219,Homer Simpson: Ohhhh!,949000,TRUE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,Ohhhh!,ohhhh,1 +133009,473,220,Fbi Supervisor: Closer.,949000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,Closer.,closer,1 +133010,473,221,Homer Simpson: Ayyyy.,950000,TRUE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,Ayyyy.,ayyyy,1 +133011,473,222,Fbi Supervisor: Too close.,953000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,Too close.,too close,2 +133012,473,223,Homer Simpson: Ohhhh.,953000,TRUE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,Ohhhh.,ohhhh,1 +133013,473,224,Fbi Supervisor: Perfect.,954000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,Perfect.,perfect,1 +133014,473,225,Fat Tony: Wait a minute...,955000,TRUE,568,3834,Fat Tony,FBI Observation Van,Wait a minute...,wait a minute,3 +133015,473,226,"Fat Tony: How could you, Nicky?! I would have given you everything! In the strip club of my heart, you held the key to the champagne room! (PLAINTIVE) I loved you, man.",961000,TRUE,568,3834,Fat Tony,FBI Observation Van,"How could you, Nicky?! I would have given you everything! In the strip club of my heart, you held the key to the champagne room! I loved you, man.",how could you nicky i would have given you everything in the strip club of my heart you held the key to the champagne room i loved you man,29 +133016,473,227,Female Agent: He's dead.,976000,TRUE,5736,3834,Female Agent,FBI Observation Van,He's dead.,hes dead,2 +133017,473,228,Homer Simpson: No! You're wrong! Check again!,978000,TRUE,2,3834,Homer Simpson,FBI Observation Van,No! You're wrong! Check again!,no youre wrong check again,5 +133018,473,229,Fbi Supervisor: Fuhgetaboutit.,981000,TRUE,5734,3834,Fbi Supervisor,FBI Observation Van,Fuhgetaboutit.,fuhgetaboutit,1 +133019,473,230,(DOCKS: ext. docks - a while later),1003000,FALSE,NA,3101,NA,DOCKS,NA,NA,NA +133020,473,231,"Fbi Supervisor: Homer, I just want to say that of all the rat bastards we've had working for us, you were the snitchiest.",1003000,TRUE,5734,3101,Fbi Supervisor,DOCKS,"Homer, I just want to say that of all the rat bastards we've had working for us, you were the snitchiest.",homer i just want to say that of all the rat bastards weve had working for us you were the snitchiest,21 +133021,473,232,"Homer Simpson: So that's it! You used me to kill a man, and all I get is a handshake and a blanket?",1009000,TRUE,2,3101,Homer Simpson,DOCKS,"So that's it! You used me to kill a man, and all I get is a handshake and a blanket?",so thats it you used me to kill a man and all i get is a handshake and a blanket,20 +133022,473,233,Female Agent: We didn't say you could use the blanket.,1013000,TRUE,5736,3101,Female Agent,DOCKS,We didn't say you could use the blanket.,we didnt say you could use the blanket,8 +133023,473,234,Fbi Supervisor: And I'm not gonna shake your hand.,1015000,TRUE,5734,3101,Fbi Supervisor,DOCKS,And I'm not gonna shake your hand.,and im not gonna shake your hand,7 +133024,473,235,Homer Simpson: Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a soldier in a war he started.,1018000,TRUE,2,3101,Homer Simpson,DOCKS,Poor Tony. He didn't deserve this. He was just a soldier in a war he started.,poor tony he didnt deserve this he was just a soldier in a war he started,16 +133025,473,236,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - master bedroom - later),1028000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133026,473,237,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I know you had a terrible experience, but it's over.",1028000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I know you had a terrible experience, but it's over.",homie i know you had a terrible experience but its over,11 +133027,473,238,"Homer Simpson: It's not over, Marge. It'll never be over. When I shut my eyes, all I see is Fat Tony and me having drinks at that bar on the beach.",1033000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's not over, Marge. It'll never be over. When I shut my eyes, all I see is Fat Tony and me having drinks at that bar on the beach.",its not over marge itll never be over when i shut my eyes all i see is fat tony and me having drinks at that bar on the beach,29 +133028,473,239,Marge Simpson: You never took me to that bar on the beach.,1042000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You never took me to that bar on the beach.,you never took me to that bar on the beach,10 +133029,473,240,"Homer Simpson: Oh. Well, uh... you wouldn't like it. It's not very good.",1044000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh. Well, uh... you wouldn't like it. It's not very good.",oh well uh you wouldnt like it its not very good,11 +133030,473,241,Marge Simpson: Sounds pretty good.,1049000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Sounds pretty good.,sounds pretty good,3 +133031,473,242,"Homer Simpson: No, no, I oversold it.",1051000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, no, I oversold it.",no no i oversold it,5 +133032,473,243,(Springfield Cemetery: ext. springfield cemetery - day),1062000,FALSE,NA,1349,NA,Springfield Cemetery,NA,NA,NA +133033,473,244,Homer Simpson: I'd give anything to bring you back.,1062000,TRUE,2,1349,Homer Simpson,Springfield Cemetery,I'd give anything to bring you back.,id give anything to bring you back,7 +133034,473,245,"Fit Tony: (OMINOUS) Wake up, Homer.",1066000,TRUE,5738,1349,Fit Tony,Springfield Cemetery,"Wake up, Homer.",wake up homer,3 +133035,473,246,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP) Fat Tony?,1068000,TRUE,2,1349,Homer Simpson,Springfield Cemetery,Fat Tony?,fat tony,2 +133036,473,247,"Fit Tony: No -- I'm his cousin from San Diego, Fit Tony.",1072000,TRUE,5738,1349,Fit Tony,Springfield Cemetery,"No -- I'm his cousin from San Diego, Fit Tony.",no -- im his cousin from san diego fit tony,10 +133037,473,248,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Wow, I've never seen a mobster use a tracksuit for exercising.",1078000,TRUE,2,1349,Homer Simpson,Springfield Cemetery,"Wow, I've never seen a mobster use a tracksuit for exercising.",wow ive never seen a mobster use a tracksuit for exercising,11 +133038,473,249,"Fit Tony: (MENACING) And there's no better exercise than killing and disemboweling a big, fat snitch.",1082000,TRUE,5738,1349,Fit Tony,Springfield Cemetery,"And there's no better exercise than killing and disemboweling a big, fat snitch.",and theres no better exercise than killing and disemboweling a big fat snitch,13 +133039,473,250,Homer Simpson: I understand. I loved him too. (SOBS),1089000,TRUE,2,1349,Homer Simpson,Springfield Cemetery,I understand. I loved him too.,i understand i loved him too,6 +133040,473,251,Fit Tony: Your tears seem in no way crocodilian.,1096000,TRUE,5738,1349,Fit Tony,Springfield Cemetery,Your tears seem in no way crocodilian.,your tears seem in no way crocodilian,7 +133041,473,252,"Homer Simpson: (SAD) Do what you gotta do. The quicker you kill me up here, the quicker he can kill me down there.",1100000,TRUE,2,1349,Homer Simpson,Springfield Cemetery,"Do what you gotta do. The quicker you kill me up here, the quicker he can kill me down there.",do what you gotta do the quicker you kill me up here the quicker he can kill me down there,20 +133042,473,253,Fit Tony: Join me on the elliptical machines.,1107000,TRUE,5738,1349,Fit Tony,Springfield Cemetery,Join me on the elliptical machines.,join me on the elliptical machines,6 +133043,473,254,Fit Tony: I will let you live for... (PRESSES BUTTON ON DASHBOARD OF MACHINE) twenty minutes.,1110000,TRUE,5738,1349,Fit Tony,Springfield Cemetery,I will let you live for... twenty minutes.,i will let you live for twenty minutes,8 +133044,473,255,(Gym: int. gym - a little later),1120000,FALSE,NA,820,NA,Gym,NA,NA,NA +133045,473,256,Homer Simpson: I worked for Fat Tony. And he was the best boss I ever had.,1120000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,I worked for Fat Tony. And he was the best boss I ever had.,i worked for fat tony and he was the best boss i ever had,14 +133046,473,257,C. Montgomery Burns: Well. This is awkward.,1124000,TRUE,15,820,C. Montgomery Burns,Gym,Well. This is awkward.,well this is awkward,4 +133047,473,258,"Homer Simpson: Wha-- oh, oh, uh, Mr. Burns? Uh, you were cool too.",1126000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,"Wha-- oh, oh, uh, Mr. Burns? Uh, you were cool too.",wha-- oh oh uh mr burns uh you were cool too,11 +133048,473,259,"C. Montgomery Burns: (BITTERLY) Oh, I so believe that.",1130000,TRUE,15,820,C. Montgomery Burns,Gym,"Oh, I so believe that.",oh i so believe that,5 +133109,474,47,Milhouse Van Houten: This is gonna be great! A real rumble! Just like in that movie where the Jets fought the Sharks!,325000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,This is gonna be great! A real rumble! Just like in that movie where the Jets fought the Sharks!,this is gonna be great a real rumble just like in that movie where the jets fought the sharks,19 +133049,473,260,Homer Simpson: He took me to a fight that he fixed. But he never let on. Not even when I bet five hundred dollars on the wrong guy. (CHUCKLES) Then he said he would dope a horse for me.,1135000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,He took me to a fight that he fixed. But he never let on. Not even when I bet five hundred dollars on the wrong guy. Then he said he would dope a horse for me.,he took me to a fight that he fixed but he never let on not even when i bet five hundred dollars on the wrong guy then he said he would dope a horse for me,36 +133050,473,261,"Fit Tony: (MENACING) Homer, it is time... (THEN PLEASANT) to switch your elliptical machine to cool-down mode.",1146000,TRUE,5738,820,Fit Tony,Gym,"Homer, it is time... to switch your elliptical machine to cool-down mode.",homer it is time to switch your elliptical machine to cool-down mode,12 +133051,473,262,Homer Simpson: (BREATHING HEAVILY) Are you gonna kill me now? 'Cause I'm super ready.,1153000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,Are you gonna kill me now? 'Cause I'm super ready.,are you gonna kill me now cause im super ready,10 +133052,473,263,"Fit Tony: No. Because my cousin lives on in your memories. And to extinguish you, would be to whack what still remains of him.",1156000,TRUE,5738,820,Fit Tony,Gym,"No. Because my cousin lives on in your memories. And to extinguish you, would be to whack what still remains of him.",no because my cousin lives on in your memories and to extinguish you would be to whack what still remains of him,22 +133053,473,264,"Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) Wow, the killers have been kind to me... while the people who were supposed to protect me treated me like dirt! What kind of a world is this?",1164000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,"Wow, the killers have been kind to me... while the people who were supposed to protect me treated me like dirt! What kind of a world is this?",wow the killers have been kind to me while the people who were supposed to protect me treated me like dirt what kind of a world is this,28 +133054,473,265,Fit Tony: It's pretty screwed-up. That's why I keep my friends close.,1173000,TRUE,5738,820,Fit Tony,Gym,It's pretty screwed-up. That's why I keep my friends close.,its pretty screwed-up thats why i keep my friends close,10 +133055,473,266,Homer Simpson: And your enemies closer?,1177000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,And your enemies closer?,and your enemies closer,4 +133056,473,267,"Fit Tony: No! Why would I do that? If they were close, they would kill me!",1178000,TRUE,5738,820,Fit Tony,Gym,"No! Why would I do that? If they were close, they would kill me!",no why would i do that if they were close they would kill me,14 +133057,473,268,Homer Simpson: Fit Tony took his cousin's place running the Springfield mob.,1182000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,Fit Tony took his cousin's place running the Springfield mob.,fit tony took his cousins place running the springfield mob,10 +133058,473,269,"Homer Simpson: The pressures got to him so he started to eat. Soon, he was known as ""Fit Fat Tony,"" then just ""Fat Tony"" for short.",1187000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,"The pressures got to him so he started to eat. Soon, he was known as ""Fit Fat Tony,"" then just ""Fat Tony"" for short.",the pressures got to him so he started to eat soon he was known as fit fat tony then just fat tony for short,24 +133059,473,270,"Homer Simpson: And me? Now, I'm just an average shnook like everyone else.",1202000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,"And me? Now, I'm just an average shnook like everyone else.",and me now im just an average shnook like everyone else,11 +133060,473,271,Homer Simpson: Stuck in this backwater burg where all you can count on is your family. And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.,1203000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,Stuck in this backwater burg where all you can count on is your family. And the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby.,stuck in this backwater burg where all you can count on is your family and the only one who ever shot anyone is the baby,25 +133061,473,272,"Homer Simpson: And I have to admit, it's a pretty good life.",1213000,TRUE,2,820,Homer Simpson,Gym,"And I have to admit, it's a pretty good life.",and i have to admit its a pretty good life,10 +133062,474,0,Groundskeeper Willie: Dodgeball!,99000,TRUE,404,NA,Groundskeeper Willie,NA,Dodgeball!,dodgeball,1 +133063,474,1,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day),103000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133064,474,2,Groundskeeper Willie: We're down to our final four huckers -- three wily fourth graders and one scrappy fifth gradesman.,103000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,We're down to our final four huckers -- three wily fourth graders and one scrappy fifth gradesman.,were down to our final four huckers -- three wily fourth graders and one scrappy fifth gradesman,17 +133065,474,3,Groundskeeper Willie: To the death!,111000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,To the death!,to the death,3 +133066,474,4,Kids: (BLOODTHIRSTY ROARS),111000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133067,474,5,Nelson Muntz: Haw!,154000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Haw!,haw,1 +133068,474,6,Nelson Muntz: (STUNNED) Haw?,155000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Haw?,haw,1 +133069,474,7,Erik: Where do you want your ball mark? Face or belly?,156000,TRUE,5739,3,Erik,Springfield Elementary School,Where do you want your ball mark? Face or belly?,where do you want your ball mark face or belly,10 +133070,474,8,Bart Simpson: (DEFIANT) How about... in your dreams!,159000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How about... in your dreams!,how about in your dreams,5 +133071,474,9,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. school - continuous),177000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133072,474,10,4th Graders: (CHEER),177000,FALSE,5740,3,4th Graders,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133073,474,11,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I'm not the coach. There is no coach.,177000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,I'm not the coach. There is no coach.,im not the coach there is no coach,8 +133074,474,12,Nelson Muntz: I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.,180000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra.,i just wanted to see if you were wearing a bra,11 +133075,474,13,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Oh. (SECRETLY FLATTERED NOISE),183000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Oh.,oh,1 +133076,474,14,"Lisa Simpson: ('30s-STYLE) Your four eyes saw a lot today, Milhouse. What's the skinny?",183000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Your four eyes saw a lot today, Milhouse. What's the skinny?",your four eyes saw a lot today milhouse whats the skinny,11 +133077,474,15,"Milhouse Van Houten: The fifth graders played a great game. They got a great program up there, great fans, but this was just our day. Whatever happens, they can never take away--",190000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"The fifth graders played a great game. They got a great program up there, great fans, but this was just our day. Whatever happens, they can never take away--",the fifth graders played a great game they got a great program up there great fans but this was just our day whatever happens they can never take away--,29 +133078,474,16,Milhouse Van Houten: (PAINED YELP),190000,FALSE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133079,474,17,Erik: The ball never touched the ground -- and I caught it!,199000,TRUE,5739,3,Erik,Springfield Elementary School,The ball never touched the ground -- and I caught it!,the ball never touched the ground -- and i caught it,11 +133080,474,18,Groundskeeper Willie: That means... fifth graders win!,203000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,That means... fifth graders win!,that means fifth graders win,5 +133081,474,19,4th Graders: (FURIOUS) No way! / What a rip! / Mannn!,205000,TRUE,5740,3,4th Graders,Springfield Elementary School,No way! / What a rip! / Mannn!,no way what a rip mannn,6 +133082,474,20,Groundskeeper Willie: Shut your gobs! I only took this refereeing job 'cause I was cold and needed a shirt!,207000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Shut your gobs! I only took this refereeing job 'cause I was cold and needed a shirt!,shut your gobs i only took this refereeing job cause i was cold and needed a shirt,17 +133083,474,21,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - hallway - later that day),226000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133084,474,22,Nelson Muntz: I hate you fifth graders!,226000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I hate you fifth graders!,i hate you fifth graders,5 +133085,474,23,Martin Prince: I deem this victory Pyrrhic.,228000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,I deem this victory Pyrrhic.,i deem this victory pyrrhic,5 +133086,474,24,4th Graders: (CHANTING) Pyr-rhic! Pyr-rhic!,230000,TRUE,5740,3,4th Graders,Springfield Elementary School,Pyr-rhic! Pyr-rhic!,pyr-rhic pyr-rhic,2 +133087,474,25,Erik: Your response is puerile.,232000,TRUE,5739,3,Erik,Springfield Elementary School,Your response is puerile.,your response is puerile,4 +133088,474,26,5th Graders: (CHANTING) Puerile! Puerile!,235000,TRUE,5741,3,5th Graders,Springfield Elementary School,Puerile! Puerile!,puerile puerile,2 +133089,474,27,(Art Classroom: int. art classroom - continuous),237000,FALSE,NA,3838,NA,Art Classroom,NA,NA,NA +133090,474,28,Bart's Class: THERE GOES THE FIFTH GRADE / FLOATIN' DOWN THE DELAWARE / CHEWIN' ON THEIR UNDERWEAR / CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER PAIR / TEN DAYS LATER / BITTEN BY A POLAR BEAR / THAT'S HOW THE POLAR BEAR DIED!,237000,TRUE,5570,3838,Bart's Class,Art Classroom,THERE GOES THE FIFTH GRADE / FLOATIN' DOWN THE DELAWARE / CHEWIN' ON THEIR UNDERWEAR / CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER PAIR / TEN DAYS LATER / BITTEN BY A POLAR BEAR / THAT'S HOW THE POLAR BEAR DIED!,there goes the fifth grade floatin down the delaware chewin on their underwear cant afford another pair ten days later bitten by a polar bear thats how the polar bear died,31 +133091,474,29,"Erik: How dare they dishonor the lyrics of ""Old Grey Mare!"" How dare they!",253000,TRUE,5739,3838,Erik,Art Classroom,"How dare they dishonor the lyrics of ""Old Grey Mare!"" How dare they!",how dare they dishonor the lyrics of old grey mare how dare they,13 +133092,474,30,(5th Grade Classroom: int. fifth-grade classroom - day),260000,FALSE,NA,3839,NA,5th Grade Classroom,NA,NA,NA +133093,474,31,Erik: Zach! Zach! Who did this to you?,260000,TRUE,5739,3839,Erik,5th Grade Classroom,Zach! Zach! Who did this to you?,zach zach who did this to you,7 +133094,474,32,"Zach: (""DYING BREATH"") It was... it was... the fourth graders!",264000,TRUE,5742,3839,Zach,5th Grade Classroom,It was... it was... the fourth graders!,it was it was the fourth graders,7 +133095,474,33,(Teachers' Lounge: int. teachers' lounge - lunchtime),276000,FALSE,NA,588,NA,Teachers' Lounge,NA,NA,NA +133096,474,34,"Mr. Benzie: I like to think my kids would know how to lose gracefully. In the fifth grade, we teach character.",276000,TRUE,5743,588,Mr. Benzie,Teachers' Lounge,"I like to think my kids would know how to lose gracefully. In the fifth grade, we teach character.",i like to think my kids would know how to lose gracefully in the fifth grade we teach character,19 +133097,474,35,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Mike, let's be adults here.",281000,TRUE,40,588,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Teachers' Lounge,"Mike, let's be adults here.",mike lets be adults here,5 +133098,474,36,"Mr. Benzie: (SINCERE) You're right, Edna. (""COUGHING"" INTO FIST) Fourth sucks!",283000,TRUE,5743,588,Mr. Benzie,Teachers' Lounge,"You're right, Edna. Fourth sucks!",youre right edna fourth sucks,5 +133099,474,37,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (FURIOUS) Oh, that's it!",284000,TRUE,40,588,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Teachers' Lounge,"Oh, that's it!",oh thats it,3 +133100,474,38,Mr. Benzie: (AGONIZED SCREAM),284000,FALSE,5743,588,Mr. Benzie,Teachers' Lounge,NA,NA,NA +133101,474,39,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield elementary - hallway - continuous),308000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133102,474,40,Miss Hoover: (DETERMINED GRUNT),308000,FALSE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133103,474,41,"Erik: (SARCASTIC) Hey fourth graders, can you help us with our fractions? Oh wait, you can't.",308000,TRUE,5739,3,Erik,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey fourth graders, can you help us with our fractions? Oh wait, you can't.",hey fourth graders can you help us with our fractions oh wait you cant,14 +133104,474,42,5th Graders: (SCORNFUL LAUGH),308000,FALSE,5741,3,5th Graders,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133105,474,43,"Tough 5th Grader: (BOWERY BOY) They ain't even read ""Where The Red Fern Grows"" yet!",315000,TRUE,5744,3,Tough 5th Grader,Springfield Elementary School,"They ain't even read ""Where The Red Fern Grows"" yet!",they aint even read where the red fern grows yet,10 +133106,474,44,5th Graders: (CRACK UP),315000,FALSE,5741,3,5th Graders,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133107,474,45,"Bart Simpson: That's it! (IN ERIK'S FACE, GRIM) We challenge you to a rumble.",319000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That's it! We challenge you to a rumble.,thats it we challenge you to a rumble,8 +133108,474,46,Erik: (STEELY) Challenge accepted.,322000,TRUE,5739,3,Erik,Springfield Elementary School,Challenge accepted.,challenge accepted,2 +133110,474,48,Bart Simpson: (DEFIANT) Rumble it is. After school. Rain or shine.,350000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Rumble it is. After school. Rain or shine.,rumble it is after school rain or shine,8 +133111,474,49,(PLAYGROUND: Ext. playground - after school),356000,FALSE,NA,73,NA,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +133112,474,50,Bart Simpson: Anybody wanna wait for shine?,356000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Anybody wanna wait for shine?,anybody wanna wait for shine,5 +133113,474,51,Other Boys: Yeah. Shine. / Yeah. / Definitely shine.,357000,TRUE,5331,73,Other Boys,PLAYGROUND,Yeah. Shine. / Yeah. / Definitely shine.,yeah shine yeah definitely shine,5 +133114,474,52,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - playground - sunny day),359000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133115,474,53,"Bart Simpson: It's agreed -- no biting, no throwing rocks, no face farts, flying face farts, backdoor haircuts, 'nad noogies, moist Michaels, and absolutely no ""Brazilian hardwood.""",359000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"It's agreed -- no biting, no throwing rocks, no face farts, flying face farts, backdoor haircuts, 'nad noogies, moist Michaels, and absolutely no ""Brazilian hardwood.""",its agreed -- no biting no throwing rocks no face farts flying face farts backdoor haircuts nad noogies moist michaels and absolutely no brazilian hardwood,25 +133116,474,54,Erik: (SCORNFUL) Is this a rumble or a harvest dance?,359000,TRUE,5739,3,Erik,Springfield Elementary School,Is this a rumble or a harvest dance?,is this a rumble or a harvest dance,8 +133117,474,55,"Bart Simpson: Okay, you want hardwood?",373000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, you want hardwood?",okay you want hardwood,4 +133118,474,56,"Erik: (BACKING DOWN) No, no, no, no.",374000,TRUE,5739,3,Erik,Springfield Elementary School,"No, no, no, no.",no no no no,4 +133119,474,57,Bart Simpson: Then let's do this thing!,375000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Then let's do this thing!,then lets do this thing,5 +133120,474,58,(Skinner's Office: int. principal skinner's office - continuous),379000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +133121,474,59,"Seymour Skinner: You know, if they do this regularly, maybe it could count as gym.",379000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"You know, if they do this regularly, maybe it could count as gym.",you know if they do this regularly maybe it could count as gym,13 +133122,474,60,Gary Chalmers: Did you wear those same clothes yesterday?,383000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Did you wear those same clothes yesterday?,did you wear those same clothes yesterday,7 +133123,474,61,"Seymour Skinner: (LYING) No, I have two identical sets of these clothes.",385000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"No, I have two identical sets of these clothes.",no i have two identical sets of these clothes,9 +133124,474,62,"Gary Chalmers: I see, with a stain on the shirt in the exact same place?",388000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"I see, with a stain on the shirt in the exact same place?",i see with a stain on the shirt in the exact same place,13 +133125,474,63,"Seymour Skinner: (SIGHS, SADLY) Things aren't good at home.",391000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Things aren't good at home.,things arent good at home,5 +133126,474,64,(SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND: ext. springfield playground - afternoon),397000,FALSE,NA,3840,NA,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +133127,474,65,Martin Prince: Rumble!!!!!,397000,TRUE,38,3840,Martin Prince,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,Rumble!!!!!,rumble,1 +133128,474,66,"Nelson Muntz: Why don't you head on home, pal?",399000,TRUE,101,3840,Nelson Muntz,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,"Why don't you head on home, pal?",why dont you head on home pal,7 +133129,474,67,Martin Prince: (RELIEVED) Bless you.,402000,TRUE,38,3840,Martin Prince,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,Bless you.,bless you,2 +133130,474,68,Bart Simpson: (AMAZED) Where'd you get that scar?,407000,TRUE,8,3840,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,Where'd you get that scar?,whered you get that scar,5 +133131,474,69,Erik: Had it as long as I can remember. Why?,409000,TRUE,5739,3840,Erik,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,Had it as long as I can remember. Why?,had it as long as i can remember why,9 +133132,474,70,Groundskeeper Willie: (ANGRILY) You call that a scar? This is a scar.,414000,TRUE,404,3840,Groundskeeper Willie,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,You call that a scar? This is a scar.,you call that a scar this is a scar,9 +133133,474,71,Nelson Muntz: That's your bellybutton. Everybody's got one.,418000,TRUE,101,3840,Nelson Muntz,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,That's your bellybutton. Everybody's got one.,thats your bellybutton everybodys got one,6 +133134,474,72,Groundskeeper Willie: (SOBS) I thought I was special!,421000,TRUE,404,3840,Groundskeeper Willie,SPRINGFIELD PLAYGROUND,I thought I was special!,i thought i was special,5 +133135,474,73,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street),430000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +133136,474,74,Bart Simpson: When did this happen?,430000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,When did this happen?,when did this happen,4 +133137,474,75,Bart Simpson: You sure none of you guys gave me this?,430000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,You sure none of you guys gave me this?,you sure none of you guys gave me this,9 +133138,474,76,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: I'm going through my bully logbook here, but I just don't see it.",433000,TRUE,145,270,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Street,"I'm going through my bully logbook here, but I just don't see it.",im going through my bully logbook here but i just dont see it,13 +133139,474,77,Jimbo Jones: (KINDLY) Don't be afraid to use your glasses.,433000,TRUE,144,270,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Street,Don't be afraid to use your glasses.,dont be afraid to use your glasses,7 +133140,474,78,Kearney Zzyzwicz: You shut up!,439000,TRUE,145,270,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Street,You shut up!,you shut up,3 +133141,474,79,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: (AS HE WRITES) ""January 9th -- whaled on Jimbo with this book. Awaiting results.""",440000,TRUE,145,270,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Street,January 9th -- whaled on Jimbo with this book. Awaiting results.,january 9th -- whaled on jimbo with this book awaiting results,11 +133142,474,80,"Jimbo Jones: (LOOKS UPSET, SNIFFLES)",440000,FALSE,144,270,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +133143,474,81,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: (AS HE WRITES) ""Unqualified success.""",443000,TRUE,145,270,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Street,Unqualified success.,unqualified success,2 +133145,474,83,Marge Simpson: Why do you have to eat peanuts in the shower?,443000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why do you have to eat peanuts in the shower?,why do you have to eat peanuts in the shower,10 +133146,474,84,Homer Simpson: Can't start the day without that fresh-from-the-circus feeling. (HUMS),454000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can't start the day without that fresh-from-the-circus feeling.,cant start the day without that fresh-from-the-circus feeling,8 +133147,474,85,"Bart Simpson: Mom, do you have any idea how I got this scar?",460000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, do you have any idea how I got this scar?",mom do you have any idea how i got this scar,11 +133148,474,86,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I was afraid this day would come.,463000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I was afraid this day would come.,i was afraid this day would come,7 +133149,474,87,"Bart Simpson: Ew, you're sitting on the toilet.",466000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ew, you're sitting on the toilet.",ew youre sitting on the toilet,6 +133150,474,88,"Marge Simpson: When it's closed it's a chair! When you were little, I used to take you to a Mommy-and-Me toddler gym.",468000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"When it's closed it's a chair! When you were little, I used to take you to a Mommy-and-Me toddler gym.",when its closed its a chair when you were little i used to take you to a mommy-and-me toddler gym,20 +133151,474,89,Marge Simpson: You were friends with three other boys and I became close with their moms.,474000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You were friends with three other boys and I became close with their moms.,you were friends with three other boys and i became close with their moms,14 +133152,474,90,Marge Simpson: But they were a bad influence on you.,478000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But they were a bad influence on you.,but they were a bad influence on you,8 +133153,474,91,"Bart Simpson: (WISTFUL) Ah, such an innocent time. Before cooties ravaged our community. How come we don't get together anymore?",492000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ah, such an innocent time. Before cooties ravaged our community. How come we don't get together anymore?",ah such an innocent time before cooties ravaged our community how come we dont get together anymore,17 +133154,474,92,"Marge Simpson: The Moms and I had a falling out, which was a shame. (WISTFUL) We had been such good friends.",498000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"The Moms and I had a falling out, which was a shame. We had been such good friends.",the moms and i had a falling out which was a shame we had been such good friends,18 +133155,474,93,"Bart Simpson: Whoa. You don't look like a mom, you look happy.",503000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whoa. You don't look like a mom, you look happy.",whoa you dont look like a mom you look happy,10 +133156,474,94,"Marge Simpson: We called ourselves ""the Cool Moms.""",507000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"We called ourselves ""the Cool Moms.""",we called ourselves the cool moms,6 +133157,474,95,Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) There's nothing cooler than calling yourself cool.,507000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,There's nothing cooler than calling yourself cool.,theres nothing cooler than calling yourself cool,7 +133158,474,96,Marge Simpson: Maybe we could get back together...,517000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe we could get back together...,maybe we could get back together,6 +133159,474,97,Bart Simpson: Awesome! I'll get the white wine.,519000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Awesome! I'll get the white wine.,awesome ill get the white wine,6 +133160,474,98,Marge Simpson: You can't buy white wine!,521000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You can't buy white wine!,you cant buy white wine,5 +133161,474,99,Bart Simpson: Why not? Are you having red meat?,523000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Why not? Are you having red meat?,why not are you having red meat,7 +133162,474,100,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),523000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133163,474,101,Homer Simpson: Are you through with the chair? I've got to do the taxes.,525000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you through with the chair? I've got to do the taxes.,are you through with the chair ive got to do the taxes,12 +133164,474,102,Marge Simpson: It's all yours.,526000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's all yours.,its all yours,3 +133165,474,103,"Homer Simpson: (TO SELF) Okay let's see, number of dependents: three. Um, add to line thirteen...",531000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay let's see, number of dependents: three. Um, add to line thirteen...",okay lets see number of dependents three um add to line thirteen,12 +133166,474,104,"Homer Simpson: Hm, better check last year's return.",536000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, better check last year's return.",hm better check last years return,6 +133167,474,105,Homer Simpson: Hm.,539000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hm.,hm,1 +133168,474,106,"Marge Simpson: (HAPPILY) Seven years. A lot of memories. Talking, chatting...",542000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Seven years. A lot of memories. Talking, chatting...",seven years a lot of memories talking chatting,8 +133169,474,107,Anita: Remember how we used to reminisce?,547000,TRUE,5745,5,Anita,Simpson Home,Remember how we used to reminisce?,remember how we used to reminisce,6 +133170,474,108,Rachel: (AGREEING NOISES),547000,FALSE,3008,5,Rachel,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133171,474,109,Connie: You know who was really happy to get back together: our husbands.,550000,TRUE,5746,5,Connie,Simpson Home,You know who was really happy to get back together: our husbands.,you know who was really happy to get back together our husbands,12 +133172,474,110,"Homer Simpson: Been a while since our wives got together, huh?",555000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Been a while since our wives got together, huh?",been a while since our wives got together huh,9 +133173,474,111,Mike: Uhm. / Whatever. / (SCOFFING NOISE),557000,TRUE,5139,5,Mike,Simpson Home,Uhm. / Whatever. /,uhm whatever,2 +133174,474,112,Mike: (TORTURED) Why are we getting together again? I was so happy when it stopped!,557000,TRUE,5139,5,Mike,Simpson Home,Why are we getting together again? I was so happy when it stopped!,why are we getting together again i was so happy when it stopped,13 +133175,474,113,"Chris: Let's just shut up and get through this, all right?",562000,TRUE,5747,5,Chris,Simpson Home,"Let's just shut up and get through this, all right?",lets just shut up and get through this all right,10 +133176,474,114,Homer Simpson: (CLOCK-TICKING SOUNDS),562000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133177,474,115,"Andy Hamilton: Homer, stop doing that.",567000,TRUE,5748,5,Andy Hamilton,Simpson Home,"Homer, stop doing that.",homer stop doing that,4 +133178,474,116,Homer Simpson: (CLOCK-TICKING SOUNDS),567000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133179,474,117,Andy Hamilton: Homer!,571000,TRUE,5748,5,Andy Hamilton,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +133180,474,118,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, I got a text!",574000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, I got a text!",ooh i got a text,5 +133181,474,119,Andy Hamilton: I got a text!,575000,TRUE,5748,5,Andy Hamilton,Simpson Home,I got a text!,i got a text,4 +133182,474,120,Homer Simpson: Are you gonna open it?,576000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you gonna open it?,are you gonna open it,5 +133183,474,121,"Andy Hamilton: No, that page isn't optimized for cell phone u... why am I talking to you?",577000,TRUE,5748,5,Andy Hamilton,Simpson Home,"No, that page isn't optimized for cell phone u... why am I talking to you?",no that page isnt optimized for cell phone u why am i talking to you,15 +133184,474,122,Homer Simpson: (SADLY) Because you're my best friend in the room.,581000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Because you're my best friend in the room.,because youre my best friend in the room,8 +133185,474,123,Bart Simpson: Wow! We all have the same scar!,583000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Wow! We all have the same scar!,wow we all have the same scar,7 +133186,474,124,(Bart's Treehouse: int. bart's treehouse - noon),586000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +133187,474,125,Tyler Winklevoss: So how'd you get yours?,586000,TRUE,5749,84,Tyler Winklevoss,Bart's Treehouse,So how'd you get yours?,so howd you get yours,5 +133188,474,126,Ross: My Mom won't tell me.,588000,TRUE,5750,84,Ross,Bart's Treehouse,My Mom won't tell me.,my mom wont tell me,5 +133189,474,127,"Erik: My Mom'll tell me how my dad is in bed, but not about this.",590000,TRUE,5739,84,Erik,Bart's Treehouse,"My Mom'll tell me how my dad is in bed, but not about this.",my momll tell me how my dad is in bed but not about this,14 +133190,474,128,Erik: Ever do a cold drop out of a treehouse?,593000,TRUE,5739,84,Erik,Bart's Treehouse,Ever do a cold drop out of a treehouse?,ever do a cold drop out of a treehouse,9 +133191,474,129,Tyler Winklevoss: Only like every day.,595000,TRUE,5749,84,Tyler Winklevoss,Bart's Treehouse,Only like every day.,only like every day,4 +133192,474,130,Ross: More like all day every day.,597000,TRUE,5750,84,Ross,Bart's Treehouse,More like all day every day.,more like all day every day,6 +133193,474,131,Bart Simpson: Cowabungaaa--,600000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Cowabungaaa--,cowabungaaa--,1 +133194,474,132,Bart Simpson: (GIDDY LAUGHTER),600000,FALSE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +133195,474,133,Ross: Check out my gnarly backwards foot!,605000,TRUE,5750,84,Ross,Bart's Treehouse,Check out my gnarly backwards foot!,check out my gnarly backwards foot,6 +133196,474,134,Tyler Winklevoss: (BIGGER LAUGH),605000,FALSE,5749,84,Tyler Winklevoss,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +133197,474,135,Bart Simpson: (LAUGHTER TURNING INTO A CONCERNED SIGH),605000,FALSE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +133198,474,136,"Anita: I said, ""for the price of this coffee, I should've just flown to Brazil!""",614000,TRUE,5745,84,Anita,Bart's Treehouse,"I said, ""for the price of this coffee, I should've just flown to Brazil!""",i said for the price of this coffee i shouldve just flown to brazil,14 +133199,474,137,Rachel: (LAUGH),614000,FALSE,3008,84,Rachel,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +133200,474,138,Homer Simpson: Anyone see a good beer commercial lately?,614000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Anyone see a good beer commercial lately?,anyone see a good beer commercial lately,7 +133201,474,139,Andy Hamilton: Asinine. Everything you say is asinine.,625000,TRUE,5748,84,Andy Hamilton,Bart's Treehouse,Asinine. Everything you say is asinine.,asinine everything you say is asinine,6 +133202,474,140,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - morning),629000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133203,474,141,Bart Simpson: (IN PAIN) Those dudes were... intense.,629000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Those dudes were... intense.,those dudes were intense,4 +133204,474,142,"Marge Simpson: I'm glad you had fun, because we're all getting together next week.",632000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm glad you had fun, because we're all getting together next week.",im glad you had fun because were all getting together next week,12 +133205,474,143,"Bart Simpson: (CLEARLY UNHAPPY) Great, great.",636000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Great, great.",great great,2 +133206,474,144,"MARGE 40-YEAR-OLD: Oh, and Homie, can you come home early from work tomorrow so I can have a girls' night out?",638000,TRUE,5751,5,MARGE 40-YEAR-OLD,Simpson Home,"Oh, and Homie, can you come home early from work tomorrow so I can have a girls' night out?",oh and homie can you come home early from work tomorrow so i can have a girls night out,19 +133207,474,145,"Homer Simpson: Sure, I'll stay home and Skype with the guys at Moe's.",643000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sure, I'll stay home and Skype with the guys at Moe's.",sure ill stay home and skype with the guys at moes,11 +133208,474,146,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, how ya doin', Hom-- (FREEZING NOISE)",647000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Hey, how ya doin', Hom--",hey how ya doin hom--,5 +133209,474,147,Homer Simpson: Stupid Flanders' wi-fi!,651000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid Flanders' wi-fi!,stupid flanders wi-fi,3 +133210,474,148,Moe Szyslak: That wasn't the wi-fi. My Bell's Palsy's acting up. (FREEZING NOISE),653000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,That wasn't the wi-fi. My Bell's Palsy's acting up.,that wasnt the wi-fi my bells palsys acting up,9 +133211,474,149,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, it can be tough, but y'know I try to stay posit-- (LONG FREEZING NOISE)",659000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Yeah, it can be tough, but y'know I try to stay posit--",yeah it can be tough but yknow i try to stay posit--,12 +133212,474,150,(ENCHANTED SNAIL RESTAURANT: Ext. Enchanted snail restaurant - night),669000,FALSE,NA,3841,NA,ENCHANTED SNAIL RESTAURANT,NA,NA,NA +133213,474,151,(The Enchanted Snail: Int. THE ENCHANTED SNAIL - later),669000,FALSE,NA,3842,NA,The Enchanted Snail,NA,NA,NA +133214,474,152,Rachel: I've been dying to try it.,669000,TRUE,3008,3842,Rachel,The Enchanted Snail,I've been dying to try it.,ive been dying to try it,6 +133215,474,153,"Anita: Marge, who are you cutting up that chicken for?",671000,TRUE,5745,3842,Anita,The Enchanted Snail,"Marge, who are you cutting up that chicken for?",marge who are you cutting up that chicken for,9 +133216,474,154,Anita: The kids aren't here.,674000,TRUE,5745,3842,Anita,The Enchanted Snail,The kids aren't here.,the kids arent here,4 +133217,474,155,"Marge Simpson: Huh? (REALIZING) Oh, myself, I guess.",676000,TRUE,1,3842,Marge Simpson,The Enchanted Snail,"Huh? Oh, myself, I guess.",huh oh myself i guess,5 +133218,474,156,Marge Simpson: (SUSPICIOUSLY) Who's kicking?,679000,TRUE,1,3842,Marge Simpson,The Enchanted Snail,Who's kicking?,whos kicking,2 +133219,474,157,Anita: No one. No one's kicking.,681000,TRUE,5745,3842,Anita,The Enchanted Snail,No one. No one's kicking.,no one no ones kicking,5 +133220,474,158,"Marge Simpson: (EMBARRASSED CHUCKLE) Sorry, I'm just not used to everyone behaving.",683000,TRUE,1,3842,Marge Simpson,The Enchanted Snail,"Sorry, I'm just not used to everyone behaving.",sorry im just not used to everyone behaving,8 +133221,474,159,"Rachel: Oh Marge, if you don't have a life outside your kids, how do you expect to be happy?",686000,TRUE,3008,3842,Rachel,The Enchanted Snail,"Oh Marge, if you don't have a life outside your kids, how do you expect to be happy?",oh marge if you dont have a life outside your kids how do you expect to be happy,18 +133222,474,160,"Connie: I've got a great idea: from now on, the four of us will get together every Tuesday.",691000,TRUE,5746,3842,Connie,The Enchanted Snail,"I've got a great idea: from now on, the four of us will get together every Tuesday.",ive got a great idea from now on the four of us will get together every tuesday,17 +133223,474,161,"Marge Simpson: Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?",696000,TRUE,1,3842,Marge Simpson,The Enchanted Snail,"Go out on a Tuesday? Who am I, Charlie Sheen?",go out on a tuesday who am i charlie sheen,10 +133224,474,162,"Marge Simpson: Fine, I'll do it!",701000,TRUE,1,3842,Marge Simpson,The Enchanted Snail,"Fine, I'll do it!",fine ill do it,4 +133225,474,163,Marge Simpson: (VERY PLEASED SIGH),701000,FALSE,1,3842,Marge Simpson,The Enchanted Snail,NA,NA,NA +133226,474,164,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),701000,FALSE,1,3842,Marge Simpson,The Enchanted Snail,NA,NA,NA +133227,474,165,Marge Simpson: (VERY PLEASED SIGH),701000,FALSE,1,3842,Marge Simpson,The Enchanted Snail,NA,NA,NA +133228,474,166,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - master bedroom - night),724000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133229,474,167,"Homer Simpson: (VARIOUS IMPRESSED NOISES) Ion. Hmm... (GASPS) No. (READING) ""Irene Ryan is (GASPS) TV's Granny.""",724000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ion. Hmm... No. ""Irene Ryan is TV's Granny.""",ion hmm no irene ryan is tvs granny,8 +133230,474,168,Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE TIPSY) Thanks for the ride!,728000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Thanks for the ride!,thanks for the ride,4 +133231,474,169,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) This is late for Marge. I assume. I've never been home at this hour.,734000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This is late for Marge. I assume. I've never been home at this hour.,this is late for marge i assume ive never been home at this hour,14 +133232,474,170,Santa's Little Helper: (BARKING),734000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133233,474,171,Marge Simpson: Shh!!!,741000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Shh!!!,shh,1 +133234,474,172,"Homer Simpson: (FRIENDLY) Hey, Marge. Partaking of the grape, were we?",745000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Marge. Partaking of the grape, were we?",hey marge partaking of the grape were we,8 +133235,474,173,Marge Simpson: (UNSUCCESSFULLY TRYING TO HIDE TIPSINESS) Just a little Merloooot.,749000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Just a little Merloooot.,just a little merloooot,4 +133236,474,174,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES),749000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133237,474,175,Marge Simpson: You wanna stay up and talk a while? I'm not sleepy.,753000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You wanna stay up and talk a while? I'm not sleepy.,you wanna stay up and talk a while im not sleepy,11 +133238,474,176,"Marge Simpson: And Anita's family rented a beach house, and guess what? They went to the beach every day!",762000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"And Anita's family rented a beach house, and guess what? They went to the beach every day!",and anitas family rented a beach house and guess what they went to the beach every day,17 +133239,474,177,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Great. That's great. But I have to get to work in the morning.,767000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Great. That's great. But I have to get to work in the morning.,great thats great but i have to get to work in the morning,13 +133240,474,178,Marge Simpson: (OBLIVIOUS) But I don't want a beach house. Sand makes me sad. Because it used to be big rocks. But not anymore. (GETTING SAD) Not anymore...,772000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But I don't want a beach house. Sand makes me sad. Because it used to be big rocks. But not anymore. Not anymore...,but i dont want a beach house sand makes me sad because it used to be big rocks but not anymore not anymore,23 +133241,474,179,(Springfield Four Seasons Hotel: Ext. Springfield four seasons Hotel - day),790000,FALSE,NA,3843,NA,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,NA,NA,NA +133242,474,180,"Homer Simpson: It's kind of weird, us all being naked in here.",790000,TRUE,2,3843,Homer Simpson,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,"It's kind of weird, us all being naked in here.",its kind of weird us all being naked in here,10 +133243,474,181,Andy Hamilton: We're not naked.,793000,TRUE,5748,3843,Andy Hamilton,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,We're not naked.,were not naked,3 +133244,474,182,Homer Simpson: Right... neither am I.,795000,TRUE,2,3843,Homer Simpson,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,Right... neither am I.,right neither am i,4 +133245,474,183,"Bart Simpson: (WORRIED) Listen, any of you guys wanna play Old Maid?",803000,TRUE,8,3843,Bart Simpson,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,"Listen, any of you guys wanna play Old Maid?",listen any of you guys wanna play old maid,9 +133246,474,184,Tyler Winklevoss: Don't be a wuss. We all did it.,806000,TRUE,5749,3843,Tyler Winklevoss,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,Don't be a wuss. We all did it.,dont be a wuss we all did it,8 +133247,474,185,Erik: Chicken!,809000,TRUE,5739,3843,Erik,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,Chicken!,chicken,1 +133248,474,186,Ross: (CLUCKING NOISES),809000,FALSE,5750,3843,Ross,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,NA,NA,NA +133249,474,187,Ross: (MORE CLUCKING NOISES),809000,FALSE,5750,3843,Ross,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,NA,NA,NA +133250,474,188,"Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) If I do it, you're supposed to stop!",820000,TRUE,8,3843,Bart Simpson,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,"If I do it, you're supposed to stop!",if i do it youre supposed to stop,8 +133251,474,189,Erik: Don't tell a chicken when to cluck.,823000,TRUE,5739,3843,Erik,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,Don't tell a chicken when to cluck.,dont tell a chicken when to cluck,7 +133252,474,190,"Bart Simpson: You're not the chicken, I'm the chicken!",824000,TRUE,8,3843,Bart Simpson,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,"You're not the chicken, I'm the chicken!",youre not the chicken im the chicken,7 +133253,474,191,Erik: (POINTS) Chicken!,826000,TRUE,5739,3843,Erik,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,Chicken!,chicken,1 +133254,474,192,Ross: (MORE CLUCKING NOISES),826000,FALSE,5750,3843,Ross,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,NA,NA,NA +133255,474,193,Bart Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE),826000,FALSE,8,3843,Bart Simpson,Springfield Four Seasons Hotel,NA,NA,NA +133256,474,194,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - upstairs hallway - night),826000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133257,474,195,"Homer Simpson: (TURNS PAGE) Ooh, three!",826000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, three!",ooh three,2 +133258,474,196,Lisa Simpson: Bart?,835000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart?,bart,1 +133259,474,197,Bart Simpson: (MOUTH FULL) Hey.,836000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Hey.,hey,1 +133260,474,198,Bart Simpson: They dared me to see how many TV remotes I could stick in my mouth.,839000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,They dared me to see how many TV remotes I could stick in my mouth.,they dared me to see how many tv remotes i could stick in my mouth,15 +133261,474,199,Lisa Simpson: We've got to stop Mom from going out with those women.,842000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,We've got to stop Mom from going out with those women.,weve got to stop mom from going out with those women,11 +133262,474,200,Bart Simpson: Something drove them apart once before...,845000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Something drove them apart once before...,something drove them apart once before,6 +133263,474,201,Bart Simpson: And I bet it has something to do with this scar.,849000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,And I bet it has something to do with this scar.,and i bet it has something to do with this scar,11 +133264,474,202,(Dr. Hibbert's Office: Int. Hibbert's office - day),852000,FALSE,NA,306,NA,Dr. Hibbert's Office,NA,NA,NA +133265,474,203,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (OMINOUS) I've seen this mark before... (UPBEAT) On you, every time you come in! (CHUCKLES) I believe it had something to do with Comic Book Guy.",852000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"I've seen this mark before... On you, every time you come in! I believe it had something to do with Comic Book Guy.",ive seen this mark before on you every time you come in i believe it had something to do with comic book guy,23 +133266,474,204,Bart Simpson: Comic Book Guy! Thanks.,861000,TRUE,8,306,Bart Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Comic Book Guy! Thanks.,comic book guy thanks,4 +133267,474,205,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Listen, are you gonna see him now? You can give him some news from me. Tell him it's the ""worst prognosis ever."" (CHUCKLES)",863000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"Listen, are you gonna see him now? You can give him some news from me. Tell him it's the ""worst prognosis ever.""",listen are you gonna see him now you can give him some news from me tell him its the worst prognosis ever,22 +133268,474,206,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: int. android's dungeon - continuous),872000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +133269,474,207,"Comic Book Guy: (HORRIFIED NOISE) I knew this day would come. Although frankly, I thought it would have been a long time ago. You are very uncurious about your body.",872000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"I knew this day would come. Although frankly, I thought it would have been a long time ago. You are very uncurious about your body.",i knew this day would come although frankly i thought it would have been a long time ago you are very uncurious about your body,25 +133270,474,208,"Bart Simpson: All right, Comic Book Guy, tell me my origin story.",880000,TRUE,8,396,Bart Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"All right, Comic Book Guy, tell me my origin story.",all right comic book guy tell me my origin story,10 +133271,474,209,"Comic Book Guy: I will not relive the horror of that day! The answer is ""no,"" and I can say it in Na'avi or Klingon, which are pretty much the same. I have some theories on that which I will share with you never!",884000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"I will not relive the horror of that day! The answer is ""no,"" and I can say it in Na'avi or Klingon, which are pretty much the same. I have some theories on that which I will share with you never!",i will not relive the horror of that day the answer is no and i can say it in naavi or klingon which are pretty much the same i have some theories on that which i will share with you never,41 +133272,474,210,"Bart Simpson: You leave me no choice. I hold in my hands a mint-condition copy of the legendary ""Interesting Stories Number Twenty-Seven.""",894000,TRUE,8,396,Bart Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"You leave me no choice. I hold in my hands a mint-condition copy of the legendary ""Interesting Stories Number Twenty-Seven.""",you leave me no choice i hold in my hands a mint-condition copy of the legendary interesting stories number twenty-seven,20 +133273,474,211,Comic Book Guy: Oh! Oh! The first appearance of Radioactive Man!,902000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Oh! Oh! The first appearance of Radioactive Man!,oh oh the first appearance of radioactive man,8 +133274,474,212,Bart Simpson: And if you don't tell us what we want to know...,905000,TRUE,8,396,Bart Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,And if you don't tell us what we want to know...,and if you dont tell us what we want to know,11 +133275,474,213,"Comic Book Guy: (HORRIFIED NOISES, THEN:) How do I know that is not a cheap reprint?",912000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,How do I know that is not a cheap reprint?,how do i know that is not a cheap reprint,10 +133276,474,214,Bart Simpson: Are you willing to take that chance?,915000,TRUE,8,396,Bart Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Are you willing to take that chance?,are you willing to take that chance,7 +133277,474,215,Comic Book Guy: Yes.,917000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Yes.,yes,1 +133278,474,216,Comic Book Guy: No! No! No! (DEFEATED) I'll tell you what you want to know.,922000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,No! No! No! I'll tell you what you want to know.,no no no ill tell you what you want to know,11 +133279,474,217,Lisa Simpson: Could we hurry this up? I am really uncomfortable being a girl in this store.,925000,TRUE,9,396,Lisa Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Could we hurry this up? I am really uncomfortable being a girl in this store.,could we hurry this up i am really uncomfortable being a girl in this store,15 +133280,474,218,"Comic Book Guy: Very well. I shall tell you what happened to you and your friends several years ago. But for you to understand it, I must go back a little further.",930000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Very well. I shall tell you what happened to you and your friends several years ago. But for you to understand it, I must go back a little further.",very well i shall tell you what happened to you and your friends several years ago but for you to understand it i must go back a little further,29 +133281,474,219,"Comic Book Guy: Our story begins with the creation of Middle Earth, as recounted in the Ainulindalë and Valaquenta...",940000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Our story begins with the creation of Middle Earth, as recounted in the Ainulindalë and Valaquenta...",our story begins with the creation of middle earth as recounted in the ainulindalë and valaquenta,16 +133282,474,220,"Comic Book Guy: Behold Melkor, proudest of the Ainu!",946000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Behold Melkor, proudest of the Ainu!",behold melkor proudest of the ainu,6 +133283,474,221,"Bart Simpson: Look pal, we've gotta speed this up.",948000,TRUE,8,396,Bart Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Look pal, we've gotta speed this up.",look pal weve gotta speed this up,7 +133284,474,222,"Comic Book Guy: (SIGHS) Fine. Children just want to know ""what is,"" and not why it is.",952000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Fine. Children just want to know ""what is,"" and not why it is.",fine children just want to know what is and not why it is,13 +133285,474,223,"Comic Book Guy: Your scar, like Tom Cruise's last good movie, was born on the Fourth of July.",962000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Your scar, like Tom Cruise's last good movie, was born on the Fourth of July.",your scar like tom cruises last good movie was born on the fourth of july,15 +133286,474,224,(Springfield High School: Ext. Springfield high school - establishing shot - dusk),968000,FALSE,NA,307,NA,Springfield High School,NA,NA,NA +133287,474,225,"Comic Book Guy: It was seven years ago... a time when ""Twilight"" meant the end of day and not the most barftastic horror franchise of all time.",968000,TRUE,801,307,Comic Book Guy,Springfield High School,"It was seven years ago... a time when ""Twilight"" meant the end of day and not the most barftastic horror franchise of all time.",it was seven years ago a time when twilight meant the end of day and not the most barftastic horror franchise of all time,24 +133288,474,226,"Comic Book Guy: Earth's single sun was setting, and the Mayor began to speak...",983000,TRUE,801,307,Comic Book Guy,Springfield High School,"Earth's single sun was setting, and the Mayor began to speak...",earths single sun was setting and the mayor began to speak,11 +133289,474,227,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Even though most of this town collaborated with the British, and we are still in informal talks to return to their empire, we all love fireworks!",988000,TRUE,240,307,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield High School,"Even though most of this town collaborated with the British, and we are still in informal talks to return to their empire, we all love fireworks!",even though most of this town collaborated with the british and we are still in informal talks to return to their empire we all love fireworks,26 +133290,474,228,Springfielders: (CHEERS),988000,FALSE,3163,307,Springfielders,Springfield High School,NA,NA,NA +133291,474,229,"Comic Book Guy: Traditionally, the Fourth of July fireworks were operated by the person most likely to be sober and dateless. Once again, the honor fell to me.",999000,TRUE,801,307,Comic Book Guy,Springfield High School,"Traditionally, the Fourth of July fireworks were operated by the person most likely to be sober and dateless. Once again, the honor fell to me.",traditionally the fourth of july fireworks were operated by the person most likely to be sober and dateless once again the honor fell to me,25 +133292,474,230,Springfielders: (CHEERS),999000,FALSE,3163,307,Springfielders,Springfield High School,NA,NA,NA +133293,474,231,"Brandine Del Roy: This is your TV for the year, kids.",1012000,TRUE,1875,307,Brandine Del Roy,Springfield High School,"This is your TV for the year, kids.",this is your tv for the year kids,8 +133294,474,232,Cletus Spuckler: And the embers is your dinner.,1015000,TRUE,1413,307,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield High School,And the embers is your dinner.,and the embers is your dinner,6 +133295,474,233,Comic Book Guy: While I was busy tending to a critical matter of great delicacy...you and your diaper-wearing droogs ruined everything!,1026000,TRUE,801,307,Comic Book Guy,Springfield High School,While I was busy tending to a critical matter of great delicacy...you and your diaper-wearing droogs ruined everything!,while i was busy tending to a critical matter of great delicacyyou and your diaper-wearing droogs ruined everything,18 +133296,474,234,Comic Book Guy: And that is when the four of you each received the mark of the sword.,1059000,TRUE,801,307,Comic Book Guy,Springfield High School,And that is when the four of you each received the mark of the sword.,and that is when the four of you each received the mark of the sword,15 +133297,474,235,Comic Book Guy: Every Fourth of July I remember that fallen hero.,1065000,TRUE,801,307,Comic Book Guy,Springfield High School,Every Fourth of July I remember that fallen hero.,every fourth of july i remember that fallen hero,9 +133298,474,236,"Comic Book Guy: God, how I miss you.",1069000,TRUE,801,307,Comic Book Guy,Springfield High School,"God, how I miss you.",god how i miss you,5 +133299,474,237,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - garage - later),1073000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133300,474,238,"Milhouse Van Houten: So, what's the plan again?",1073000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"So, what's the plan again?",so whats the plan again,5 +133330,474,268,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, does Dad know you and the cool moms broke up?",1210000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, does Dad know you and the cool moms broke up?",hey does dad know you and the cool moms broke up,11 +133301,474,239,"Bart Simpson: I go to see those other guys, we blow this junk up, once again Mom decides that they're a bad influence on me, and she stops seeing those women who make her so happy.",1076000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I go to see those other guys, we blow this junk up, once again Mom decides that they're a bad influence on me, and she stops seeing those women who make her so happy.",i go to see those other guys we blow this junk up once again mom decides that theyre a bad influence on me and she stops seeing those women who make her so happy,34 +133302,474,240,Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP) What are you boys doing?,1086000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you boys doing?,what are you boys doing,5 +133303,474,241,"Milhouse Van Houten: Uh, we're doing a project on... uhhh... the subject of... something pertaining to... here it comes...",1087000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Uh, we're doing a project on... uhhh... the subject of... something pertaining to... here it comes...",uh were doing a project on uhhh the subject of something pertaining to here it comes,16 +133304,474,242,"Marge Simpson: Milhouse, I'm getting tired of waiting.",1096000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Milhouse, I'm getting tired of waiting.",milhouse im getting tired of waiting,6 +133305,474,243,Milhouse Van Houten: Can I go home and think of a lie?,1098000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Can I go home and think of a lie?,can i go home and think of a lie,9 +133306,474,244,"Marge Simpson: Yes, you may.",1100000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, you may.",yes you may,3 +133307,474,245,"Bart Simpson: (SWEETLY) Mom, I'll admit it: I wanted to create a devastating explosion to get back my Mom.",1102000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, I'll admit it: I wanted to create a devastating explosion to get back my Mom.",mom ill admit it i wanted to create a devastating explosion to get back my mom,16 +133308,474,246,"Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE) Bart, sweetie...",1109000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, sweetie...",bart sweetie,2 +133309,474,247,"Marge Simpson: I love you kids with all my heart, but dammit, I need something for myself!",1112000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I love you kids with all my heart, but dammit, I need something for myself!",i love you kids with all my heart but dammit i need something for myself,15 +133310,474,248,Bart Simpson: I made you a coffee mug on Mother's Day! Isn't that enough?,1117000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I made you a coffee mug on Mother's Day! Isn't that enough?,i made you a coffee mug on mothers day isnt that enough,12 +133311,474,249,"Marge Simpson: It's close, but no.",1120000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's close, but no.",its close but no,4 +133312,474,250,"Bart Simpson: (SAD) I could light these, but, it wouldn't be the same.",1125000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I could light these, but, it wouldn't be the same.",i could light these but it wouldnt be the same,10 +133313,474,251,"Homer Simpson: Well, I've put it off, but today I'm finally getting this garage organized--",1135000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I've put it off, but today I'm finally getting this garage organized--",well ive put it off but today im finally getting this garage organized--,13 +133314,474,252,Homer Simpson: (DAZED) Guess I'll put these tools away. Put 'em on hooks and stuff.,1141000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Guess I'll put these tools away. Put 'em on hooks and stuff.,guess ill put these tools away put em on hooks and stuff,12 +133315,474,253,(Suburban House: ext. suburban house - night - establishing),1146000,FALSE,NA,704,NA,Suburban House,NA,NA,NA +133316,474,254,Marge Simpson: So Bart... the little dickens... was gonna set off an explosion to break us up. Can you believe it? (GIGGLES),1146000,TRUE,1,704,Marge Simpson,Suburban House,So Bart... the little dickens... was gonna set off an explosion to break us up. Can you believe it?,so bart the little dickens was gonna set off an explosion to break us up can you believe it,19 +133317,474,255,"Connie: Actually, we can believe it.",1151000,TRUE,5746,704,Connie,Suburban House,"Actually, we can believe it.",actually we can believe it,5 +133318,474,256,Marge Simpson: What are you talking about?,1156000,TRUE,1,704,Marge Simpson,Suburban House,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +133319,474,257,Connie: Your son always was the bad apple of the bunch.,1157000,TRUE,5746,704,Connie,Suburban House,Your son always was the bad apple of the bunch.,your son always was the bad apple of the bunch,10 +133320,474,258,Marge Simpson: (GRIM) You know nothing about my son and even less about apples.,1160000,TRUE,1,704,Marge Simpson,Suburban House,You know nothing about my son and even less about apples.,you know nothing about my son and even less about apples,11 +133321,474,259,Anita: (SHOCKED NOISE),1160000,FALSE,5745,704,Anita,Suburban House,NA,NA,NA +133322,474,260,"Marge Simpson: I remember why I left this group seven years ago, and it's why I'm leaving now! Good day, ladies.",1172000,TRUE,1,704,Marge Simpson,Suburban House,"I remember why I left this group seven years ago, and it's why I'm leaving now! Good day, ladies.",i remember why i left this group seven years ago and its why im leaving now good day ladies,19 +133323,474,261,"Anita: Well, since she's gone...",1181000,TRUE,5745,704,Anita,Suburban House,"Well, since she's gone...",well since shes gone,4 +133324,474,262,"Rachel: (GIGGLES AND INTRIGUED NOISES) / C'mere, you.",1185000,TRUE,3008,704,Rachel,Suburban House,"/ C'mere, you.",cmere you,2 +133325,474,263,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),1189000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133326,474,264,"Lisa Simpson: Sorry you broke up with your friends, Mom.",1189000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sorry you broke up with your friends, Mom.",sorry you broke up with your friends mom,8 +133327,474,265,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I think they were never my friends... Maybe true friends aren't random people you meet at a Mommy and Me class. They're random people you meet in a college dorm.,1191000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I think they were never my friends... Maybe true friends aren't random people you meet at a Mommy and Me class. They're random people you meet in a college dorm.,i think they were never my friends maybe true friends arent random people you meet at a mommy and me class theyre random people you meet in a college dorm,30 +133328,474,266,"Bart Simpson: Maybe Lisa and I can be friends -- not with each other, but with you.",1202000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Maybe Lisa and I can be friends -- not with each other, but with you.",maybe lisa and i can be friends -- not with each other but with you,15 +133329,474,267,Marge Simpson: Awww...,1207000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Awww...,awww,1 +133331,474,269,"Marge Simpson: Well... Homer got along so well with the other dads, I couldn't break it to him.",1213000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well... Homer got along so well with the other dads, I couldn't break it to him.",well homer got along so well with the other dads i couldnt break it to him,16 +133332,474,270,(Simpson Backyard: ext. simpson back yard - meanwhile),1220000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +133333,474,271,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED MOAN) Can we at least drink beer or something?,1220000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Can we at least drink beer or something?,can we at least drink beer or something,8 +133334,474,272,Andy Hamilton: Why do you keep trying to engage us?,1224000,TRUE,5748,44,Andy Hamilton,Simpson Backyard,Why do you keep trying to engage us?,why do you keep trying to engage us,8 +133335,474,273,"Ned Flanders: Hey-diddily-hi, Homer.",1226000,TRUE,11,44,Ned Flanders,Simpson Backyard,"Hey-diddily-hi, Homer.",hey-diddily-hi homer,2 +133336,474,274,"Homer Simpson: Oh, you beautiful man.",1227000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Oh, you beautiful man.",oh you beautiful man,4 +133337,474,275,Ned Flanders: That feeling is Mutual of Omaha.,1229000,TRUE,11,44,Ned Flanders,Simpson Backyard,That feeling is Mutual of Omaha.,that feeling is mutual of omaha,6 +133338,474,276,"Homer Simpson: (STILL HUGGING, WARMLY) God you're hilarious.",1233000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,God you're hilarious.,god youre hilarious,3 +133339,475,0,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: EXT. nuclear plant - morning - establishing),31000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +133340,475,1,"Lenny Leonard: Hey look, the late shift's leaving.",31000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey look, the late shift's leaving.",hey look the late shifts leaving,6 +133341,475,2,Homer Simpson: I don't like those guys.,34000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I don't like those guys.,i dont like those guys,5 +133342,475,3,"Lenny Leonard: Yeah, they think they're better than us just because their performance reviews reflect that fact.",36000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, they think they're better than us just because their performance reviews reflect that fact.",yeah they think theyre better than us just because their performance reviews reflect that fact,15 +133343,475,4,"Homer Simpson: (REALIZING, WORRIED) Oh no. I left a candy bar in my desk.",40000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oh no. I left a candy bar in my desk.,oh no i left a candy bar in my desk,10 +133344,475,5,"Fat Late Shift Worker: That's funny, 'cause I found this candy bar in my desk.",42000,TRUE,5752,10,Fat Late Shift Worker,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"That's funny, 'cause I found this candy bar in my desk.",thats funny cause i found this candy bar in my desk,11 +133345,475,6,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) Time to punch in.,48000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Time to punch in.,time to punch in,4 +133346,475,7,(Burns's Office: int. burns' office - moments later),61000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +133347,475,8,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, the shifts are fighting like Iran and Iraq.",61000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,"Sir, the shifts are fighting like Iran and Iraq.",sir the shifts are fighting like iran and iraq,9 +133348,475,9,C. Montgomery Burns: Who?,64000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Who?,who,1 +133349,475,10,Waylon Smithers: (SIGHS) Persia and Mesopotamia.,64000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,Persia and Mesopotamia.,persia and mesopotamia,3 +133350,475,11,C. Montgomery Burns: (RAISING HAND) Hush!,66000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Hush!,hush,1 +133351,475,12,Blue-Haired Lawyer: Sign your full legal name here and your will shall be fully executed.,68000,TRUE,351,51,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Burns's Office,Sign your full legal name here and your will shall be fully executed.,sign your full legal name here and your will shall be fully executed,13 +133352,475,13,C. Montgomery Burns: Charles Montgomery Plantagenet... Schicklgruber... Burns.,71000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Charles Montgomery Plantagenet... Schicklgruber... Burns.,charles montgomery plantagenet schicklgruber burns,5 +133353,475,14,"Waylon Smithers: (INTRIGUED) Sir, is that your will?",77000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,"Sir, is that your will?",sir is that your will,5 +133354,475,15,C. Montgomery Burns: It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink.,79000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,It is. I know it's hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when I'm no longer in the pink.,it is i know its hard to see a young buck like me and think of a day when im no longer in the pink,25 +133355,475,16,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: We just need one more set of initials here. Quickly, now, we're almost through the half hour per day where you're mentally competent.",87000,TRUE,351,51,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Burns's Office,"We just need one more set of initials here. Quickly, now, we're almost through the half hour per day where you're mentally competent.",we just need one more set of initials here quickly now were almost through the half hour per day where youre mentally competent,23 +133356,475,17,Blue-Haired Lawyer: And... demented.,93000,TRUE,351,51,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Burns's Office,And... demented.,and demented,2 +133357,475,18,C. Montgomery Burns: Yah! Yah!,104000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Yah! Yah!,yah yah,2 +133358,475,19,C. Montgomery Burns: Yoink! Yah! Yah!,110000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Yoink! Yah! Yah!,yoink yah yah,3 +133359,475,20,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) A dinosaur!,113000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,A dinosaur!,a dinosaur,2 +133360,475,21,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. power plant - evening - establishing),126000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +133361,475,22,(Burns's Office: Int. Mr. burns' office - continuous),126000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +133414,475,75,"Lenny Leonard: Hey, something's different about Moe's. There's no chicks here.",371000,TRUE,165,3846,Lenny Leonard,MO'S TAVERN,"Hey, something's different about Moe's. There's no chicks here.",hey somethings different about moes theres no chicks here,9 +133415,475,76,Carl Carlson: There's never any chicks here.,374000,TRUE,170,3846,Carl Carlson,MO'S TAVERN,There's never any chicks here.,theres never any chicks here,5 +133362,475,23,"C. Montgomery Burns: I, C. Montgomery Burns... hereby divide my estate in equal shares to The Yale University Department of Applied Evil; Gary from Gary's Trapdoor Installation and Repair; and finally, my faithful and constant companion...",126000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"I, C. Montgomery Burns... hereby divide my estate in equal shares to The Yale University Department of Applied Evil; Gary from Gary's Trapdoor Installation and Repair; and finally, my faithful and constant companion...",i c montgomery burns hereby divide my estate in equal shares to the yale university department of applied evil gary from garys trapdoor installation and repair and finally my faithful and constant companion,33 +133363,475,24,(Burns's Library: int. burns' library - continuous),126000,FALSE,NA,3844,NA,Burns's Library,NA,NA,NA +133364,475,25,Waylon Smithers: (VERY ANGRY) Your tortoise?!,126000,TRUE,14,3844,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Library,Your tortoise?!,your tortoise,2 +133365,475,26,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, it always saddens me that you and Sheldon have never gotten along.",126000,TRUE,15,3844,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Library,"Yes, it always saddens me that you and Sheldon have never gotten along.",yes it always saddens me that you and sheldon have never gotten along,13 +133366,475,27,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, how could you leave me out of your will? I'm your right-hand man, your guy Friday!",150000,TRUE,14,3844,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Library,"Sir, how could you leave me out of your will? I'm your right-hand man, your guy Friday!",sir how could you leave me out of your will im your right-hand man your guy friday,17 +133367,475,28,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, you are the campiest of my aides du camp, but I'm afraid my true admiration is reserved for the self-made man. (SHAKES HEAD) No Steve (DRAWN OUT) Woz-ni-ak thee.",155000,TRUE,15,3844,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Library,"Smithers, you are the campiest of my aides du camp, but I'm afraid my true admiration is reserved for the self-made man. No Steve Woz-ni-ak thee.",smithers you are the campiest of my aides du camp but im afraid my true admiration is reserved for the self-made man no steve woz-ni-ak thee,26 +133368,475,29,Waylon Smithers: So... you don't respect me?,165000,TRUE,14,3844,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Library,So... you don't respect me?,so you dont respect me,5 +133369,475,30,"C. Montgomery Burns: No, not until you earn it. Until then, I will never see you as my equal.",167000,TRUE,15,3844,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Library,"No, not until you earn it. Until then, I will never see you as my equal.",no not until you earn it until then i will never see you as my equal,16 +133370,475,31,C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers... wait!,176000,TRUE,15,3844,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Library,Smithers... wait!,smithers wait,2 +133371,475,32,"Waylon Smithers: (HOPEFUL) Yes, sir?",177000,TRUE,14,3844,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Library,"Yes, sir?",yes sir,2 +133372,475,33,"C. Montgomery Burns: In case you didn't hear me, I said I will never see you as my equal.",179000,TRUE,15,3844,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Library,"In case you didn't hear me, I said I will never see you as my equal.",in case you didnt hear me i said i will never see you as my equal,16 +133373,475,34,"Waylon Smithers: I heard you very clearly, sir.",182000,TRUE,14,3844,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Library,"I heard you very clearly, sir.",i heard you very clearly sir,6 +133374,475,35,C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent.,182000,TRUE,15,3844,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Library,Excellent.,excellent,1 +133375,475,36,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - night),190000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +133376,475,37,Waylon Smithers: Hm... Here's a place I can feel wanted.,190000,TRUE,14,270,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Street,Hm... Here's a place I can feel wanted.,hm heres a place i can feel wanted,8 +133377,475,38,"Bouncer: (HARVEY FIERSTEIN) You, with the six-pack -- you're in! You, with the Ben Affleck chin and the Matt Damon everything else -- guess what? You're in!",194000,TRUE,5195,270,Bouncer,Springfield Street,"You, with the six-pack -- you're in! You, with the Ben Affleck chin and the Matt Damon everything else -- guess what? You're in!",you with the six-pack -- youre in you with the ben affleck chin and the matt damon everything else -- guess what youre in,24 +133378,475,39,"Bouncer: In, in, in, (TO SMITHERS, CLOSING ROPE) in your dreams.",200000,TRUE,5195,270,Bouncer,Springfield Street,"In, in, in, in your dreams.",in in in in your dreams,6 +133379,475,40,"Waylon Smithers: Oh, c'mon. I've had a rough day.",204000,TRUE,14,270,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Street,"Oh, c'mon. I've had a rough day.",oh cmon ive had a rough day,7 +133380,475,41,"Bouncer: With the buzz cut and the bow tie? This is a nightclub, not a John F. Kennedy cabinet meeting!",206000,TRUE,5195,270,Bouncer,Springfield Street,"With the buzz cut and the bow tie? This is a nightclub, not a John F. Kennedy cabinet meeting!",with the buzz cut and the bow tie this is a nightclub not a john f kennedy cabinet meeting,19 +133381,475,42,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's tavern - meanwhile),218000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +133382,475,43,Waylon Smithers: Can I have a scotch and water?,218000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,Can I have a scotch and water?,can i have a scotch and water,7 +133383,475,44,Moe Szyslak: My scotch is a scotch and water.,220000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,My scotch is a scotch and water.,my scotch is a scotch and water,7 +133384,475,45,"Waylon Smithers: Business is slow, huh?",226000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"Business is slow, huh?",business is slow huh,4 +133385,475,46,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah. Frankly, I'm surprised you're not across the street where they drink for fun, instead of here, where, uh, horrible addiction compels you.",229000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah. Frankly, I'm surprised you're not across the street where they drink for fun, instead of here, where, uh, horrible addiction compels you.",yeah frankly im surprised youre not across the street where they drink for fun instead of here where uh horrible addiction compels you,23 +133386,475,47,"Waylon Smithers: They won't let me in -- no one wants an executive assistant who only works out six hours a day. If only this town had a ""men's bar"" for the average-looking fellow...",237000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"They won't let me in -- no one wants an executive assistant who only works out six hours a day. If only this town had a ""men's bar"" for the average-looking fellow...",they wont let me in -- no one wants an executive assistant who only works out six hours a day if only this town had a mens bar for the average-looking fellow,32 +133555,475,216,Ms. Juniper: No. But you can say you'll come with us.,1039000,TRUE,5755,28,Ms. Juniper,Skinner's Office,No. But you can say you'll come with us.,no but you can say youll come with us,9 +133387,475,48,Mr. Burns Heads: (FIRST HEAD) ...True admiration... (SECOND HEAD) Self-made man... (THIRD HEAD) kill the other two heads... (FIRST HEAD) true admiration... (SECOND HEAD) self-made man... (THIRD HEAD) kill them before they suspect... (FIRST HEAD) suspect what?...,246000,TRUE,5753,15,Mr. Burns Heads,Moe's Tavern,...True admiration... Self-made man... kill the other two heads... true admiration... self-made man... kill them before they suspect... suspect what?...,true admiration self-made man kill the other two heads true admiration self-made man kill them before they suspect suspect what,20 +133388,475,49,"Waylon Smithers: Huh? Huh? Listen, what if I helped you turn this bar into a hangout for guys like me?",256000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"Huh? Huh? Listen, what if I helped you turn this bar into a hangout for guys like me?",huh huh listen what if i helped you turn this bar into a hangout for guys like me,18 +133389,475,50,Moe Szyslak: (INTRIGUED) Uh-huh...,261000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Uh-huh...,uh-huh,1 +133390,475,51,"Waylon Smithers: Just so it's clear what I'm proposing, the men I'm talking about are...",263000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"Just so it's clear what I'm proposing, the men I'm talking about are...",just so its clear what im proposing the men im talking about are,13 +133391,475,52,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa, whoa, whoa! No offense, uh, but uh, I just ain't comfortable hanging around all night with, uh, y'know whatchamacallit... uh, swishkabobs.",269000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Whoa, whoa, whoa! No offense, uh, but uh, I just ain't comfortable hanging around all night with, uh, y'know whatchamacallit... uh, swishkabobs.",whoa whoa whoa no offense uh but uh i just aint comfortable hanging around all night with uh yknow whatchamacallit uh swishkabobs,22 +133392,475,53,"Waylon Smithers: (KNOWING) Yeah, right. It's too bad. Could have been fun. Could have made a little money.",278000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, right. It's too bad. Could have been fun. Could have made a little money.",yeah right its too bad could have been fun could have made a little money,15 +133393,475,54,"Moe Szyslak: Thank you, but I am very happy with my clientele as they are.",283000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Thank you, but I am very happy with my clientele as they are.",thank you but i am very happy with my clientele as they are,13 +133394,475,55,"Barney Gumble: Hey, Moe! Two more for me and my buddy.",287000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Moe! Two more for me and my buddy.",hey moe two more for me and my buddy,9 +133395,475,56,Moe Szyslak: That was my grandmother's wedding urinal! That's it. We are changing this place up.,290000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,That was my grandmother's wedding urinal! That's it. We are changing this place up.,that was my grandmothers wedding urinal thats it we are changing this place up,14 +133396,475,57,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - day),295000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +133397,475,58,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa, check that out! / Stuff is getting' done! / Look at them renovations! / And... finished!",295000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Whoa, check that out! / Stuff is getting' done! / Look at them renovations! / And... finished!",whoa check that out stuff is getting done look at them renovations and finished,14 +133398,475,59,"Moe Szyslak: After this, ain't no turning back.",301000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"After this, ain't no turning back.",after this aint no turning back,6 +133399,475,60,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Int. Springfield retirement castle - night),308000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +133400,475,61,"Grampa Simpson: (USING THE ""E"") B-E. Four points.",308000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,B-E. Four points.,b-e four points,3 +133401,475,62,Old Jewish Man: I challenge!,311000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,I challenge!,i challenge,2 +133402,475,63,(LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN: ext. league of extra-horny gentlemen - night),314000,FALSE,NA,3845,NA,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,NA,NA,NA +133403,475,64,"Bouncer: Sorry, hobbits. It's back to the shire for you! Slam!",314000,TRUE,5195,3845,Bouncer,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,"Sorry, hobbits. It's back to the shire for you! Slam!",sorry hobbits its back to the shire for you slam,10 +133404,475,65,"Waylon Smithers: (STAGEY) Oh gentlemen, there is no need to head home so soon.",320000,TRUE,14,3845,Waylon Smithers,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,"Oh gentlemen, there is no need to head home so soon.",oh gentlemen there is no need to head home so soon,11 +133405,475,66,Grady: Ew! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?,326000,TRUE,3852,3845,Grady,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,Ew! Isn't that the place where all those rats committed suicide?,ew isnt that the place where all those rats committed suicide,11 +133406,475,67,"Waylon Smithers: (AMUSED CHUCKLE) Oh, it's totally different now. And it welcomes men with a few extra pounds or a little less hair.",330000,TRUE,14,3845,Waylon Smithers,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,"Oh, it's totally different now. And it welcomes men with a few extra pounds or a little less hair.",oh its totally different now and it welcomes men with a few extra pounds or a little less hair,19 +133407,475,68,Grady: (INTRIGUED NOISE) / What a great idea!,337000,TRUE,3852,3845,Grady,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,/ What a great idea!,what a great idea,4 +133408,475,69,Dewey Largo: What about super-hairy Wonder Woman?,339000,TRUE,6,3845,Dewey Largo,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,What about super-hairy Wonder Woman?,what about super-hairy wonder woman,5 +133409,475,70,Waylon Smithers: No problem.,342000,TRUE,14,3845,Waylon Smithers,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,No problem.,no problem,2 +133410,475,71,Super-hairy Wonder Woman: Thank you for humoring me.,344000,TRUE,5754,3845,Super-hairy Wonder Woman,LEAGUE OF EXTRA-HORNY GENTLEMEN,Thank you for humoring me.,thank you for humoring me,5 +133411,475,72,(MO'S TAVERN: INT. MO'S tavern - continuous),354000,FALSE,NA,3846,NA,MO'S TAVERN,NA,NA,NA +133412,475,73,"Moe Szyslak: So, uh, what would you gentlemen like? (NERVOUS LAUGH) I mean, I know what you'd like, and hey, why wouldn't you like it? Oh, ain't being comfortable with something weird the best? I'm gonna pour some beers now.",354000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"So, uh, what would you gentlemen like? I mean, I know what you'd like, and hey, why wouldn't you like it? Oh, ain't being comfortable with something weird the best? I'm gonna pour some beers now.",so uh what would you gentlemen like i mean i know what youd like and hey why wouldnt you like it oh aint being comfortable with something weird the best im gonna pour some beers now,36 +133413,475,74,Homer Simpson: Huh?,369000,TRUE,2,3846,Homer Simpson,MO'S TAVERN,Huh?,huh,1 +133416,475,77,"Lenny Leonard: Somehow, there's more no chicks here than usual. Somethin's changed. There's a sense of acceptance in the air.",376000,TRUE,165,3846,Lenny Leonard,MO'S TAVERN,"Somehow, there's more no chicks here than usual. Somethin's changed. There's a sense of acceptance in the air.",somehow theres more no chicks here than usual somethins changed theres a sense of acceptance in the air,18 +133417,475,78,"Carl Carlson: Hey, what's that guy doing in the men's room?",383000,TRUE,170,3846,Carl Carlson,MO'S TAVERN,"Hey, what's that guy doing in the men's room?",hey whats that guy doing in the mens room,9 +133418,475,79,Homer Simpson: (GASP) He's washing his hands.,387000,TRUE,2,3846,Homer Simpson,MO'S TAVERN,He's washing his hands.,hes washing his hands,4 +133419,475,80,Lenny Leonard: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) I am never gonna get that image out of my head.,389000,TRUE,165,3846,Lenny Leonard,MO'S TAVERN,I am never gonna get that image out of my head.,i am never gonna get that image out of my head,11 +133420,475,81,"Moe Szyslak: Look, I've turned this bar into every other kind of bar and it never worked.",391000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"Look, I've turned this bar into every other kind of bar and it never worked.",look ive turned this bar into every other kind of bar and it never worked,15 +133421,475,82,"Moe Szyslak: Total disaster. Complete bomb. Utter failure. Uh, dream I painted. And in this economy a man needs to find new customers while keeping his old best friends. So, whaddaya say?",395000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"Total disaster. Complete bomb. Utter failure. Uh, dream I painted. And in this economy a man needs to find new customers while keeping his old best friends. So, whaddaya say?",total disaster complete bomb utter failure uh dream i painted and in this economy a man needs to find new customers while keeping his old best friends so whaddaya say,30 +133422,475,83,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, there's nothing against it in the bible.",408000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"Hey, there's nothing against it in the bible.",hey theres nothing against it in the bible,8 +133423,475,84,Carl Carlson: (AGREEING NOISES),408000,FALSE,170,3846,Carl Carlson,MO'S TAVERN,NA,NA,NA +133424,475,85,Homer Simpson: Wait a minute! Your standard markup is four hundred percent?,414000,TRUE,2,3846,Homer Simpson,MO'S TAVERN,Wait a minute! Your standard markup is four hundred percent?,wait a minute your standard markup is four hundred percent,10 +133425,475,86,Moe Szyslak: Gimme that! Don't you dare question the gospel according to Dr. Swig McJigger. He's drinkin' his own brains.,418000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,Gimme that! Don't you dare question the gospel according to Dr. Swig McJigger. He's drinkin' his own brains.,gimme that dont you dare question the gospel according to dr swig mcjigger hes drinkin his own brains,18 +133426,475,87,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),432000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133427,475,88,"Dewey Largo: Children, I have an announcement. Today is my last day as your music teacher.",432000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, I have an announcement. Today is my last day as your music teacher.",children i have an announcement today is my last day as your music teacher,14 +133428,475,89,"Lisa Simpson: (UNDER BREATH) Come on, pretend he meant something to you.",441000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Come on, pretend he meant something to you.",come on pretend he meant something to you,8 +133429,475,90,Kids: (OVERDOING IT) Stay / Please! / Don't go! / Too soon! / Stay! / (ETC.),444000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Stay / Please! / Don't go! / Too soon! / Stay! /,stay please dont go too soon stay,7 +133430,475,91,"Dewey Largo: Oh, bless your little hearts. This is a happy thing. I met my soul mate at a local tavern.",446000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, bless your little hearts. This is a happy thing. I met my soul mate at a local tavern.",oh bless your little hearts this is a happy thing i met my soul mate at a local tavern,19 +133431,475,92,Milhouse Van Houten: There he is!,452000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,There he is!,there he is,3 +133432,475,93,Kids: (TOUCHED) Awww...,454000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Awww...,awww,1 +133433,475,94,"Gary Chalmers: I'm not the soul mate! I'm dating one of your mothers, I forget whose. Anyway, I'm here to introduce your new music teacher, Ms. Juniper!",455000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm not the soul mate! I'm dating one of your mothers, I forget whose. Anyway, I'm here to introduce your new music teacher, Ms. Juniper!",im not the soul mate im dating one of your mothers i forget whose anyway im here to introduce your new music teacher ms juniper,25 +133434,475,95,"Dewey Largo: (SOTTO) Honey, just teach the one with the starfish head (POINTS TO LISA) and you'll be okay.",465000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Honey, just teach the one with the starfish head and you'll be okay.",honey just teach the one with the starfish head and youll be okay,13 +133435,475,96,"Ms. Juniper: Teach? You can't teach music. You embrace music, oh, you inhale music, you roll around in a pile of music until (INHALES) the scent of music is on you forever!",469000,TRUE,5755,3,Ms. Juniper,Springfield Elementary School,"Teach? You can't teach music. You embrace music, oh, you inhale music, you roll around in a pile of music until the scent of music is on you forever!",teach you cant teach music you embrace music oh you inhale music you roll around in a pile of music until the scent of music is on you forever,29 +133436,475,97,"Dewey Largo: (ROLLS EYES) Mmm, good luck with that.",482000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Mmm, good luck with that.",mmm good luck with that,5 +133437,475,98,"DISTINGUISHED OLDER GENTLEMEN: (PATRICK STEWART VOICE) Tick-tock, Dewey! Tanglewood beckons!",482000,TRUE,5756,3,DISTINGUISHED OLDER GENTLEMEN,Springfield Elementary School,"Tick-tock, Dewey! Tanglewood beckons!",tick-tock dewey tanglewood beckons,4 +133438,475,99,"Dewey Largo: Coming, Dewey! (TO ROOM, DELIGHTED GIGGLE) We're both named Dewey. Drum-roll, please!",488000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Coming, Dewey! We're both named Dewey. Drum-roll, please!",coming dewey were both named dewey drum-roll please,8 +133439,475,100,Dewey Largo: (SIGHS),488000,FALSE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133440,475,101,(MO'S TAVERN: ext. mo's tavern - night),496000,FALSE,NA,3846,NA,MO'S TAVERN,NA,NA,NA +133441,475,102,(MO'S: Int. Mo's - continuous),496000,FALSE,NA,3847,NA,MO'S,NA,NA,NA +133613,476,11,(PATRICK'S HOUSE: Int. Patrick's house - KITCHEN - day),167000,FALSE,NA,3849,NA,PATRICK'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +133442,475,103,"Marge Simpson: You know, this is the first time I've ever been at Moe's without that little voice in the back of my head saying ""this is not a safe place to drink.""",496000,TRUE,1,3847,Marge Simpson,MO'S,"You know, this is the first time I've ever been at Moe's without that little voice in the back of my head saying ""this is not a safe place to drink.""",you know this is the first time ive ever been at moes without that little voice in the back of my head saying this is not a safe place to drink,31 +133443,475,104,"Homer Simpson: Check out my tolerance, Marge. I'm going to use the men's room.",496000,TRUE,2,3847,Homer Simpson,MO'S,"Check out my tolerance, Marge. I'm going to use the men's room.",check out my tolerance marge im going to use the mens room,12 +133444,475,105,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I didn't know you were... uh... you know, one of those--",510000,TRUE,2,3847,Homer Simpson,MO'S,"Hey, I didn't know you were... uh... you know, one of those--",hey i didnt know you were uh you know one of those--,12 +133445,475,106,"Comic Book Gay: I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book Gay.",514000,TRUE,5757,3847,Comic Book Gay,MO'S,"I am not Comic Book Guy. I am his cousin, Comic Book Gay.",i am not comic book guy i am his cousin comic book gay,13 +133446,475,107,Homer Simpson: But you do like comic books.,518000,TRUE,2,3847,Homer Simpson,MO'S,But you do like comic books.,but you do like comic books,6 +133447,475,108,Comic Book Gay: Certain kinds.,520000,TRUE,5757,3847,Comic Book Gay,MO'S,Certain kinds.,certain kinds,2 +133448,475,109,"Tranny #1: Oh honey, no one's gonna believe that wig is real.",522000,TRUE,5758,3847,Tranny #1,MO'S,"Oh honey, no one's gonna believe that wig is real.",oh honey no ones gonna believe that wig is real,10 +133449,475,110,"Marge Simpson: What do you mean, wig?",525000,TRUE,1,3847,Marge Simpson,MO'S,"What do you mean, wig?",what do you mean wig,5 +133450,475,111,Tranny #2: And about that voice...,526000,TRUE,5759,3847,Tranny #2,MO'S,And about that voice...,and about that voice,4 +133451,475,112,"Patty Bouvier: (WALKS UP, GRUNTS) What's wrong with her voice?",528000,TRUE,10,3847,Patty Bouvier,MO'S,What's wrong with her voice?,whats wrong with her voice,5 +133452,475,113,"Tranny #2: Steve, is that you?",529000,TRUE,5759,3847,Tranny #2,MO'S,"Steve, is that you?",steve is that you,4 +133453,475,114,Patty Bouvier: I'm gonna knock you inside out.,531000,TRUE,10,3847,Patty Bouvier,MO'S,I'm gonna knock you inside out.,im gonna knock you inside out,6 +133454,475,115,Tranny #2: (TAUNTING) Doctor already did.,532000,TRUE,5759,3847,Tranny #2,MO'S,Doctor already did.,doctor already did,3 +133455,475,116,Gays: Hey Moe! / Lookin' good! Mm-hmm!,534000,TRUE,5760,3847,Gays,MO'S,Hey Moe! / Lookin' good! Mm-hmm!,hey moe lookin good mm-hmm,5 +133456,475,117,Grady: He is cute with a capital scrumptious.,538000,TRUE,3852,3847,Grady,MO'S,He is cute with a capital scrumptious.,he is cute with a capital scrumptious,7 +133457,475,118,"Grizzly Shawn: (GRUFF) Uh, Moe... tomorrow's gay day at Krustyland... wanna come?",540000,TRUE,5761,3847,Grizzly Shawn,MO'S,"Uh, Moe... tomorrow's gay day at Krustyland... wanna come?",uh moe tomorrows gay day at krustyland wanna come,9 +133458,475,119,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, oh, Grizzly Shawn, that's so nice of you to think of me. But... uh... the Tony Awards are that night and I'll be too keyed up to have fun.",544000,TRUE,17,3847,Moe Szyslak,MO'S,"Oh, oh, Grizzly Shawn, that's so nice of you to think of me. But... uh... the Tony Awards are that night and I'll be too keyed up to have fun.",oh oh grizzly shawn thats so nice of you to think of me but uh the tony awards are that night and ill be too keyed up to have fun,30 +133459,475,120,Grizzly Shawn: (DISAPPOINTED) Maybe some other time.,553000,TRUE,5761,3847,Grizzly Shawn,MO'S,Maybe some other time.,maybe some other time,4 +133460,475,121,"Marge Simpson: Moe, do these guys think you're one of them?",554000,TRUE,1,3847,Marge Simpson,MO'S,"Moe, do these guys think you're one of them?",moe do these guys think youre one of them,9 +133461,475,122,Moe Szyslak: Why would they think that?,558000,TRUE,17,3847,Moe Szyslak,MO'S,Why would they think that?,why would they think that,5 +133462,475,123,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, I love you, Neil Patrick Hairless. (KISSING NOISES)",560000,TRUE,17,3847,Moe Szyslak,MO'S,"Oh, I love you, Neil Patrick Hairless.",oh i love you neil patrick hairless,7 +133463,475,124,Moe Szyslak: Huh. Maybe I should clear the air.,572000,TRUE,17,3847,Moe Szyslak,MO'S,Huh. Maybe I should clear the air.,huh maybe i should clear the air,7 +133464,475,125,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, excuse me, fellas. Excuse me. First of all... thank you. This bar was on its last legs. I was gonna have to move in with ma, who's dead and doesn't have a house. So, would not have been good.",578000,TRUE,17,3847,Moe Szyslak,MO'S,"Uh, excuse me, fellas. Excuse me. First of all... thank you. This bar was on its last legs. I was gonna have to move in with ma, who's dead and doesn't have a house. So, would not have been good.",uh excuse me fellas excuse me first of all thank you this bar was on its last legs i was gonna have to move in with ma whos dead and doesnt have a house so would not have been good,40 +133465,475,126,"Bar Customers: (AGREEING MURMURS) / No, no, no.",589000,TRUE,5762,3847,Bar Customers,MO'S,"/ No, no, no.",no no no,3 +133466,475,127,Moe Szyslak: Now there's somethin' I gotta tell yez.,591000,TRUE,17,3847,Moe Szyslak,MO'S,Now there's somethin' I gotta tell yez.,now theres somethin i gotta tell yez,7 +133467,475,128,"Devil Moe: If you tell 'em you're straight, they just might go somewhere else.",599000,TRUE,5763,3847,Devil Moe,MO'S,"If you tell 'em you're straight, they just might go somewhere else.",if you tell em youre straight they just might go somewhere else,12 +133468,475,129,"Moe Szyslak: All right, all right, good point. But, uh, let's hear from Angel Moe.",602000,TRUE,17,3847,Moe Szyslak,MO'S,"All right, all right, good point. But, uh, let's hear from Angel Moe.",all right all right good point but uh lets hear from angel moe,13 +133469,475,130,Devil Moe: I am Angel Moe.,606000,TRUE,5763,3847,Devil Moe,MO'S,I am Angel Moe.,i am angel moe,4 +133470,475,131,Real Devil Moe: (DEMONIC LAUGH),606000,FALSE,5764,3847,Real Devil Moe,MO'S,NA,NA,NA +133471,475,132,"Moe Szyslak: So, anyway, uh, what I wanted to say was... everybody vogue!",612000,TRUE,17,3847,Moe Szyslak,MO'S,"So, anyway, uh, what I wanted to say was... everybody vogue!",so anyway uh what i wanted to say was everybody vogue,11 +133472,475,133,(Mt. Springfield: Ext. mount springfield - later),632000,FALSE,NA,544,NA,Mt. Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133763,476,161,(Springfield Zoo: Ext. springfield zoo - night),921000,FALSE,NA,1626,NA,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +133473,475,134,"Ms. Juniper: Children, if I learned anything from my years as a groupie for the Dave Matthews Band, it was to listen. So now you listen... to the string quartet of birds, river, wind and...",632000,TRUE,5755,544,Ms. Juniper,Mt. Springfield,"Children, if I learned anything from my years as a groupie for the Dave Matthews Band, it was to listen. So now you listen... to the string quartet of birds, river, wind and...",children if i learned anything from my years as a groupie for the dave matthews band it was to listen so now you listen to the string quartet of birds river wind and,33 +133474,475,135,"Seymour Skinner: (PANTING, WHEEZING NOISES)",632000,FALSE,3,544,Seymour Skinner,Mt. Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133475,475,136,Seymour Skinner: (GASPING) We haven't met... but something terrible has happened... You misfiled the... permission slips. You keep the green... I need the white...,645000,TRUE,3,544,Seymour Skinner,Mt. Springfield,We haven't met... but something terrible has happened... You misfiled the... permission slips. You keep the green... I need the white...,we havent met but something terrible has happened you misfiled the permission slips you keep the green i need the white,21 +133476,475,137,"Ms. Juniper: (CONCERNED) Hey, come back to Earth, Mr. Permission Man. You're all right.",657000,TRUE,5755,544,Ms. Juniper,Mt. Springfield,"Hey, come back to Earth, Mr. Permission Man. You're all right.",hey come back to earth mr permission man youre all right,11 +133477,475,138,Seymour Skinner: (IMITATING GUITAR) Strum... strum... strum...,666000,TRUE,3,544,Seymour Skinner,Mt. Springfield,Strum... strum... strum...,strum strum strum,3 +133478,475,139,(MO'S TAVERN: INT. MO's tavern - night),703000,FALSE,NA,3846,NA,MO'S TAVERN,NA,NA,NA +133479,475,140,"Waylon Smithers: (HOPEFUL) Well, sir, what do you think of my business?",703000,TRUE,14,3846,Waylon Smithers,MO'S TAVERN,"Well, sir, what do you think of my business?",well sir what do you think of my business,9 +133480,475,141,C. Montgomery Burns: A splendid gentlemen's club. You've earned my respect.,707000,TRUE,15,3846,C. Montgomery Burns,MO'S TAVERN,A splendid gentlemen's club. You've earned my respect.,a splendid gentlemens club youve earned my respect,8 +133481,475,142,"Grizzly Shawn: Hey, Smithers, I didn't know you were a geezer-pleaser. Havin' a ""lemon party""?",715000,TRUE,5761,3846,Grizzly Shawn,MO'S TAVERN,"Hey, Smithers, I didn't know you were a geezer-pleaser. Havin' a ""lemon party""?",hey smithers i didnt know you were a geezer-pleaser havin a lemon party,13 +133482,475,143,"C. Montgomery Burns: Ooh, a good old-fashioned lemon party! I call first squeeze!",721000,TRUE,15,3846,C. Montgomery Burns,MO'S TAVERN,"Ooh, a good old-fashioned lemon party! I call first squeeze!",ooh a good old-fashioned lemon party i call first squeeze,10 +133483,475,144,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, we are way past your bedtime.",727000,TRUE,14,3846,Waylon Smithers,MO'S TAVERN,"Sir, we are way past your bedtime.",sir we are way past your bedtime,7 +133484,475,145,"Grizzly Shawn: So Moe, you wanna go to a Grease sing-along? You can be the Doody to my Frenchie.",730000,TRUE,5761,3846,Grizzly Shawn,MO'S TAVERN,"So Moe, you wanna go to a Grease sing-along? You can be the Doody to my Frenchie.",so moe you wanna go to a grease sing-along you can be the doody to my frenchie,17 +133485,475,146,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, yeah, oh, I'm so sorry, uh, but tonight I've got a long-overdue manscaping. (FLIRTY) But have fun! 'Cause you're the one that I want.",736000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"Oh, yeah, oh, I'm so sorry, uh, but tonight I've got a long-overdue manscaping. But have fun! 'Cause you're the one that I want.",oh yeah oh im so sorry uh but tonight ive got a long-overdue manscaping but have fun cause youre the one that i want,24 +133486,475,147,"Grizzly Shawn: Ooh, ooh, ooh.",744000,TRUE,5761,3846,Grizzly Shawn,MO'S TAVERN,"Ooh, ooh, ooh.",ooh ooh ooh,3 +133487,475,148,"Waylon Smithers: Pst. (SOTTO) Moe, have you been telling the men here that you're... ""one of them?""",749000,TRUE,14,3846,Waylon Smithers,MO'S TAVERN,"Pst. Moe, have you been telling the men here that you're... ""one of them?""",pst moe have you been telling the men here that youre one of them,14 +133488,475,149,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, it's the bartender's job to agree with the customer. Now enough chitchat, I've gotta put up this new painting.",756000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"Hey, it's the bartender's job to agree with the customer. Now enough chitchat, I've gotta put up this new painting.",hey its the bartenders job to agree with the customer now enough chitchat ive gotta put up this new painting,20 +133489,475,150,Moe Szyslak: Um-hm.,762000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,Um-hm.,um-hm,1 +133490,475,151,Waylon Smithers: A Tom of Shelbyville? (AGGRAVATED NOISE),764000,TRUE,14,3846,Waylon Smithers,MO'S TAVERN,A Tom of Shelbyville?,a tom of shelbyville,4 +133491,475,152,"Moe Szyslak: (SOTTO) Just relax there, Waylon. We got a great thing goin' on. (NORMAL VOICE) Now we can afford real bowls of pretzels instead of trompe-l'oeil-ing 'em on the bar.",764000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"Just relax there, Waylon. We got a great thing goin' on. Now we can afford real bowls of pretzels instead of trompe-l'oeil-ing 'em on the bar.",just relax there waylon we got a great thing goin on now we can afford real bowls of pretzels instead of trompe-loeil-ing em on the bar,26 +133492,475,153,"Homer Simpson: (HUMS TO SELF, THEN VERY PUZZLED REACTION)",764000,FALSE,2,3846,Homer Simpson,MO'S TAVERN,NA,NA,NA +133493,475,154,"Homer Simpson: Ah! Got one! (SWALLOWS IT, CHOKES)",780000,TRUE,2,3846,Homer Simpson,MO'S TAVERN,Ah! Got one!,ah got one,3 +133494,475,155,(Skinner's Office: INT. SKINNER'S OFFICE - later),794000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +133495,475,156,"Bart Simpson: What am I doin' here, Seymour? The thing I'm planning hasn't even gone off yet.",794000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,"What am I doin' here, Seymour? The thing I'm planning hasn't even gone off yet.",what am i doin here seymour the thing im planning hasnt even gone off yet,15 +133496,475,157,Groundskeeper Willie: (SCREAMS),794000,FALSE,404,28,Groundskeeper Willie,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +133497,475,158,Bart Simpson: That wasn't me and you're my alibi.,797000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,That wasn't me and you're my alibi.,that wasnt me and youre my alibi,7 +133498,475,159,"Seymour Skinner: Yes, well. (CLEARS THROAT) I might have a crush on the music sub, Ms. Juniper.",800000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Yes, well. I might have a crush on the music sub, Ms. Juniper.",yes well i might have a crush on the music sub ms juniper,13 +133556,475,217,Seymour Skinner: Leave with you? I'll have to check with mother.,1042000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Leave with you? I'll have to check with mother.,leave with you ill have to check with mother,9 +133499,475,160,"Seymour Skinner: Simpson, here's my plan. (HOLDS FILE) Ms. Juniper is divorced, and her daughter Melody is in the third grade.",806000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Simpson, here's my plan. Ms. Juniper is divorced, and her daughter Melody is in the third grade.",simpson heres my plan ms juniper is divorced and her daughter melody is in the third grade,17 +133500,475,161,"Bart Simpson: Oh yeah, her. Classic space case.",812000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Oh yeah, her. Classic space case.",oh yeah her classic space case,6 +133501,475,162,"Seymour Skinner: Well, if you took ""space case"" on a date... and brought me to chaperone along with her mother...",816000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Well, if you took ""space case"" on a date... and brought me to chaperone along with her mother...",well if you took space case on a date and brought me to chaperone along with her mother,18 +133502,475,163,"Bart Simpson: I see how it is. You get a booty call and I get a cootie call. Well, it's gonna cost ya.",823000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,"I see how it is. You get a booty call and I get a cootie call. Well, it's gonna cost ya.",i see how it is you get a booty call and i get a cootie call well its gonna cost ya,21 +133503,475,164,Seymour Skinner: (NODS) How would you like two weeks of spring break?,828000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,How would you like two weeks of spring break?,how would you like two weeks of spring break,9 +133504,475,165,Bart Simpson: Triple spring break plus four weeks at Christmas.,830000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,Triple spring break plus four weeks at Christmas.,triple spring break plus four weeks at christmas,8 +133505,475,166,"Seymour Skinner: (SPUTTERS) No, if... if the state finds out they'll shut us down!",834000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"No, if... if the state finds out they'll shut us down!",no if if the state finds out theyll shut us down,11 +133506,475,167,"Bart Simpson: (STANDS UP) Okay, have fun dying alone.",837000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Okay, have fun dying alone.",okay have fun dying alone,5 +133507,475,168,Seymour Skinner: (QUICKLY) Deal.,839000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Deal.,deal,1 +133508,475,169,"(Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade: EXT. ""zip zap and 'za"" pizza arcade - day - establishing)",843000,FALSE,NA,3848,NA,Zip Zap and 'Za Pizza Arcade,NA,NA,NA +133509,475,170,(Noiseland Arcade: INT. arcade - continuous),843000,FALSE,NA,101,NA,Noiseland Arcade,NA,NA,NA +133510,475,171,Melody: I can't believe I'm playing videogames with Bart Simpson. I've sketched you so many times in my dream journal.,843000,TRUE,5765,101,Melody,Noiseland Arcade,I can't believe I'm playing videogames with Bart Simpson. I've sketched you so many times in my dream journal.,i cant believe im playing videogames with bart simpson ive sketched you so many times in my dream journal,19 +133511,475,172,"Bart Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE, THEN:) Great, baby. Get me some more tokens.",850000,TRUE,8,101,Bart Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,"Great, baby. Get me some more tokens.",great baby get me some more tokens,7 +133512,475,173,Ms. Juniper: Bart rides that board with the passion of an Arapaho ghost dancer.,855000,TRUE,5755,101,Ms. Juniper,Noiseland Arcade,Bart rides that board with the passion of an Arapaho ghost dancer.,bart rides that board with the passion of an arapaho ghost dancer,12 +133513,475,174,"Seymour Skinner: You know, passion has always been a passion of mine.",861000,TRUE,3,101,Seymour Skinner,Noiseland Arcade,"You know, passion has always been a passion of mine.",you know passion has always been a passion of mine,10 +133514,475,175,"Seymour Skinner: (AWKWARD) Uh, something else about me is that I'm thinking of becoming an excellent cook.",867000,TRUE,3,101,Seymour Skinner,Noiseland Arcade,"Uh, something else about me is that I'm thinking of becoming an excellent cook.",uh something else about me is that im thinking of becoming an excellent cook,14 +133515,475,176,Ms. Juniper: Dance with me.,876000,TRUE,5755,101,Ms. Juniper,Noiseland Arcade,Dance with me.,dance with me,3 +133516,475,177,Seymour Skinner: What? Here? Right next to the Nacho-cano?,877000,TRUE,3,101,Seymour Skinner,Noiseland Arcade,What? Here? Right next to the Nacho-cano?,what here right next to the nacho-cano,7 +133517,475,178,"Ms. Juniper: I like you, Seymour.",880000,TRUE,5755,101,Ms. Juniper,Noiseland Arcade,"I like you, Seymour.",i like you seymour,4 +133518,475,179,"Seymour Skinner: (NERVOUS) You do? But why? (SUAVE, COMPOSED) I mean... but why?",881000,TRUE,3,101,Seymour Skinner,Noiseland Arcade,You do? But why? I mean... but why?,you do but why i mean but why,8 +133519,475,180,"Ms. Juniper: Sh! Words are your enemy, my love. (SEDUCTIVE) Melody is staying at her father's tonight and, well, I can't dance by myself... although I do.",884000,TRUE,5755,101,Ms. Juniper,Noiseland Arcade,"Sh! Words are your enemy, my love. Melody is staying at her father's tonight and, well, I can't dance by myself... although I do.",sh words are your enemy my love melody is staying at her fathers tonight and well i cant dance by myself although i do,24 +133520,475,181,(MO'S TAVERN: int. mo's tavern - early evening),898000,FALSE,NA,3846,NA,MO'S TAVERN,NA,NA,NA +133521,475,182,Grizzly Shawn: Can you believe it?,898000,TRUE,5761,3846,Grizzly Shawn,MO'S TAVERN,Can you believe it?,can you believe it,4 +133522,475,183,Grady: This is an outrage!,900000,TRUE,3852,3846,Grady,MO'S TAVERN,This is an outrage!,this is an outrage,4 +133523,475,184,Julio: This morning I was like (HAPPY BELL) ding-a-ling-a-ling. Now I'm like (GRIM BELL) dong-dong-dong.,902000,TRUE,3853,3846,Julio,MO'S TAVERN,This morning I was like ding-a-ling-a-ling. Now I'm like dong-dong-dong.,this morning i was like ding-a-ling-a-ling now im like dong-dong-dong,10 +133524,475,185,"Moe Szyslak: Boys, relax, have a drink and tell Mama Moe all about it. (MAKES DRINKS)",908000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"Boys, relax, have a drink and tell Mama Moe all about it.",boys relax have a drink and tell mama moe all about it,12 +133525,475,186,Patty Bouvier: The city won't let us march in the Springfield Founder's Parade.,912000,TRUE,10,3846,Patty Bouvier,MO'S TAVERN,The city won't let us march in the Springfield Founder's Parade.,the city wont let us march in the springfield founders parade,11 +133526,475,187,Moe Szyslak: Well who needs 'em? We can have your own parade.,917000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,Well who needs 'em? We can have your own parade.,well who needs em we can have your own parade,10 +133527,475,188,Julio: We do. We have like twenty of them.,919000,TRUE,3853,3846,Julio,MO'S TAVERN,We do. We have like twenty of them.,we do we have like twenty of them,8 +133528,475,189,Grady: But we're sick of being second-class citizens! (SHAKES HEAD) Things will never change until one of us is on the town council.,922000,TRUE,3852,3846,Grady,MO'S TAVERN,But we're sick of being second-class citizens! Things will never change until one of us is on the town council.,but were sick of being second-class citizens things will never change until one of us is on the town council,20 +133529,475,190,Grizzly Shawn: Moe should run! He's the heart of this town's gay community.,928000,TRUE,5761,3846,Grizzly Shawn,MO'S TAVERN,Moe should run! He's the heart of this town's gay community.,moe should run hes the heart of this towns gay community,11 +133530,475,191,"Grady: Will you do it, Moe? Will you become Springfield's first openly-gay City Councilman?",934000,TRUE,3852,3846,Grady,MO'S TAVERN,"Will you do it, Moe? Will you become Springfield's first openly-gay City Councilman?",will you do it moe will you become springfields first openly-gay city councilman,13 +133531,475,192,"Moe Szyslak: (CHUCKLES) Well, I think if you guys can manage to go into the voting booth one at a time, then I can manage to win!",939000,TRUE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,"Well, I think if you guys can manage to go into the voting booth one at a time, then I can manage to win!",well i think if you guys can manage to go into the voting booth one at a time then i can manage to win,24 +133532,475,193,Patty Bouvier: (CHEER),939000,FALSE,10,3846,Patty Bouvier,MO'S TAVERN,NA,NA,NA +133533,475,194,"Waylon Smithers: (TIGHTLY) Moe, can I discuss an inventory issue with you in the back room?",947000,TRUE,14,3846,Waylon Smithers,MO'S TAVERN,"Moe, can I discuss an inventory issue with you in the back room?",moe can i discuss an inventory issue with you in the back room,13 +133534,475,195,Moe Szyslak: (CHUCKLES AS IF SMITHERS IS COMING ONTO HIM),947000,FALSE,17,3846,Moe Szyslak,MO'S TAVERN,NA,NA,NA +133535,475,196,(Back Room of Moe's: Int. Moe's back room - continuous),954000,FALSE,NA,1750,NA,Back Room of Moe's,NA,NA,NA +133536,475,197,Waylon Smithers: (CONTROLLED RAGE) You can't be these people's leader if you're lying to them about who you are. You're not gay!,954000,TRUE,14,1750,Waylon Smithers,Back Room of Moe's,You can't be these people's leader if you're lying to them about who you are. You're not gay!,you cant be these peoples leader if youre lying to them about who you are youre not gay,18 +133537,475,198,"Moe Szyslak: Whew! I thought it was an inventory issue. That's a big relief. Now don't worry, I'll let 'em down easy. In four years!",960000,TRUE,17,1750,Moe Szyslak,Back Room of Moe's,"Whew! I thought it was an inventory issue. That's a big relief. Now don't worry, I'll let 'em down easy. In four years!",whew i thought it was an inventory issue thats a big relief now dont worry ill let em down easy in four years,23 +133538,475,199,Moe Szyslak: (TO OFFSCREEN CUSTOMERS) Yes! Your queen is back!,970000,TRUE,17,1750,Moe Szyslak,Back Room of Moe's,Yes! Your queen is back!,yes your queen is back,5 +133539,475,200,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. springfield elementary - hallway - the next day),977000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133540,475,201,Seymour Skinner: (SINGING) I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE / NOT LITERALLY / IT MEANS THAT I'M HAPPY / POST-COITALLY / IT WAS ON A SCHOOL NIGHT!,977000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I'M WALKING ON SUNSHINE / NOT LITERALLY / IT MEANS THAT I'M HAPPY / POST-COITALLY / IT WAS ON A SCHOOL NIGHT!,im walking on sunshine not literally it means that im happy post-coitally it was on a school night,18 +133541,475,202,Gary Chalmers: Skin-ner! That song needed no lyrical improvement.,985000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Skin-ner! That song needed no lyrical improvement.,skin-ner that song needed no lyrical improvement,7 +133542,475,203,"Seymour Skinner: (LAID BACK) Gary... Gary, you know what you need?",989000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Gary... Gary, you know what you need?",gary gary you know what you need,7 +133543,475,204,Seymour Skinner: A little... honey in your yogurt.,993000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,A little... honey in your yogurt.,a little honey in your yogurt,6 +133544,475,205,"Gary Chalmers: Skin-ner! (ADMIRING) You're a regular Casanova. Or in English, ""new house.""",995000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Skin-ner! You're a regular Casanova. Or in English, ""new house.""",skin-ner youre a regular casanova or in english new house,10 +133545,475,206,"Bart Simpson: Come on, come to life! I swear I'll be cool about it.",998000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Come on, come to life! I swear I'll be cool about it.",come on come to life i swear ill be cool about it,12 +133546,475,207,Melody: Can I do a handstand against you?,1005000,TRUE,5765,3,Melody,Springfield Elementary School,Can I do a handstand against you?,can i do a handstand against you,7 +133547,475,208,Bart Simpson: (SLIGHTLY ANNOYED) Sure.,1007000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Sure.,sure,1 +133548,475,209,"Bart Simpson: Melody, you're a great girl, but... I see you as more of a sister... and I don't like my sister.",1011000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Melody, you're a great girl, but... I see you as more of a sister... and I don't like my sister.",melody youre a great girl but i see you as more of a sister and i dont like my sister,20 +133549,475,210,Melody: You're breaking up with me... upside down?!,1018000,TRUE,5765,3,Melody,Springfield Elementary School,You're breaking up with me... upside down?!,youre breaking up with me upside down,7 +133550,475,211,Melody: Raggedy Ann was so right about you!,1022000,TRUE,5765,3,Melody,Springfield Elementary School,Raggedy Ann was so right about you!,raggedy ann was so right about you,7 +133551,475,212,(Skinner's Office: int. skinner's office - later),1027000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +133552,475,213,"Seymour Skinner: Thanks to you, Melody's mother is so upset, she's moving them out of town!",1027000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Thanks to you, Melody's mother is so upset, she's moving them out of town!",thanks to you melodys mother is so upset shes moving them out of town,14 +133553,475,214,"Ms. Juniper: Goodbye, Seymour. Think of me whenever you see a tattoo you don't understand.",1031000,TRUE,5755,28,Ms. Juniper,Skinner's Office,"Goodbye, Seymour. Think of me whenever you see a tattoo you don't understand.",goodbye seymour think of me whenever you see a tattoo you dont understand,13 +133554,475,215,"Seymour Skinner: Calliope, is there anything I can say to make you stay?",1036000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Calliope, is there anything I can say to make you stay?",calliope is there anything i can say to make you stay,11 +133557,475,218,Agnes Skinner: Seymour! I found a ticket stub for a James Bond movie in your pants! Explain yourself!,1045000,TRUE,192,28,Agnes Skinner,Skinner's Office,Seymour! I found a ticket stub for a James Bond movie in your pants! Explain yourself!,seymour i found a ticket stub for a james bond movie in your pants explain yourself,16 +133558,475,219,"Seymour Skinner: Well, it, it, uh... took place in a country we teach about.",1051000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Well, it, it, uh... took place in a country we teach about.",well it it uh took place in a country we teach about,12 +133559,475,220,Agnes Skinner: Fibs break Jesus' ribs!,1054000,TRUE,192,28,Agnes Skinner,Skinner's Office,Fibs break Jesus' ribs!,fibs break jesus ribs,4 +133560,475,221,"Ms. Juniper: Look, I don't know how long this will last. It could be a day. It could be the rest of our lives. But you'll never know unless you take this chance. Give yourself permission.",1057000,TRUE,5755,28,Ms. Juniper,Skinner's Office,"Look, I don't know how long this will last. It could be a day. It could be the rest of our lives. But you'll never know unless you take this chance. Give yourself permission.",look i dont know how long this will last it could be a day it could be the rest of our lives but youll never know unless you take this chance give yourself permission,34 +133561,475,222,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - a little later),1079000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133562,475,223,"Gary Chalmers: Willie, you're principal now.",1079000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Willie, you're principal now.",willie youre principal now,4 +133563,475,224,Groundskeeper Willie: Really? Who's the new groundskeeper?,1081000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Really? Who's the new groundskeeper?,really whos the new groundskeeper,5 +133564,475,225,"Gary Chalmers: Also you, and you don't get more money.",1084000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Also you, and you don't get more money.",also you and you dont get more money,8 +133565,475,226,Groundskeeper Willie: Ach.,1086000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Ach.,ach,1 +133566,475,227,Gary Chalmers: Yeah.,1086000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Yeah.,yeah,1 +133567,475,228,(Springfield Town Hall: Ext. city hall - steps - day),1097000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +133568,475,229,"Moe Szyslak: My name is Moe Szyslak, and I'm here to elect me!",1097000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"My name is Moe Szyslak, and I'm here to elect me!",my name is moe szyslak and im here to elect me,11 +133569,475,230,Crowd: (MASSIVE CHEER),1097000,FALSE,75,48,Crowd,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +133570,475,231,"Waylon Smithers: (GRIMLY) Hello, Moe.",1102000,TRUE,14,48,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Town Hall,"Hello, Moe.",hello moe,2 +133571,475,232,"Moe Szyslak: (NERVOUS LAUGH) Hey there, well... it's my business partner, Mr. Smithers. (POINTED) Nice of you to drop by and not say nothin' that costs nobody no election.",1103000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"Hey there, well... it's my business partner, Mr. Smithers. Nice of you to drop by and not say nothin' that costs nobody no election.",hey there well its my business partner mr smithers nice of you to drop by and not say nothin that costs nobody no election,24 +133572,475,233,"Waylon Smithers: But Moe, how can you be their leader when you're not one of them?",1112000,TRUE,14,48,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Town Hall,"But Moe, how can you be their leader when you're not one of them?",but moe how can you be their leader when youre not one of them,14 +133573,475,234,Crowd: (SHOCKED GASPS),1112000,FALSE,75,48,Crowd,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +133574,475,235,"Moe Szyslak: I am one of them! Hey, I only read Hustler to see the picture of Larry Flynt.",1118000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"I am one of them! Hey, I only read Hustler to see the picture of Larry Flynt.",i am one of them hey i only read hustler to see the picture of larry flynt,17 +133575,475,236,"Waylon Smithers: Sounds great. But first, answer me this: do you find me attractive?",1122000,TRUE,14,48,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Town Hall,"Sounds great. But first, answer me this: do you find me attractive?",sounds great but first answer me this do you find me attractive,12 +133576,475,237,"Moe Szyslak: Oh yeah, yeah. Like all gays, I'm attracted to all men.",1126000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"Oh yeah, yeah. Like all gays, I'm attracted to all men.",oh yeah yeah like all gays im attracted to all men,11 +133577,475,238,Comic Book Gay: Most. Insidious. Stereotype. Ever.,1131000,TRUE,5757,48,Comic Book Gay,Springfield Town Hall,Most. Insidious. Stereotype. Ever.,most insidious stereotype ever,4 +133578,475,239,Julio: You're cute. You want to go out later?,1134000,TRUE,3853,48,Julio,Springfield Town Hall,You're cute. You want to go out later?,youre cute you want to go out later,8 +133579,475,240,"Comic Book Gay: Whoever said that, yes.",1137000,TRUE,5757,48,Comic Book Gay,Springfield Town Hall,"Whoever said that, yes.",whoever said that yes,4 +133580,475,241,"Waylon Smithers: All right, if you're attracted to me... then kiss me, Moe.",1139000,TRUE,14,48,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Town Hall,"All right, if you're attracted to me... then kiss me, Moe.",all right if youre attracted to me then kiss me moe,11 +133581,475,242,"Moe Szyslak: Okay, okay, uh... prepare to be kissed... here we go... giving in to my natural urges... okay, a few jumping jacks just to warm up... (DOES JUMPING JACKS)",1145000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"Okay, okay, uh... prepare to be kissed... here we go... giving in to my natural urges... okay, a few jumping jacks just to warm up...",okay okay uh prepare to be kissed here we go giving in to my natural urges okay a few jumping jacks just to warm up,25 +133582,475,243,"Moe Szyslak: Okay, here comes the airplane...",1159000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"Okay, here comes the airplane...",okay here comes the airplane,5 +133583,475,244,"Moe Szyslak: I'm sorry, everyone. Oh, this is the most embarrassing thing I ever had to say, but... I ain't gay.",1167000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"I'm sorry, everyone. Oh, this is the most embarrassing thing I ever had to say, but... I ain't gay.",im sorry everyone oh this is the most embarrassing thing i ever had to say but i aint gay,19 +133584,475,245,Crowd: (SHOCKED AND ENRAGED GASP),1167000,FALSE,75,48,Crowd,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +133612,476,10,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Everyone in that live studio audience is dead now.,159000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Everyone in that live studio audience is dead now.,everyone in that live studio audience is dead now,9 +133585,475,246,"Grady: Oh, Moe! How could you lie about who you are when who we are is all we are?",1175000,TRUE,3852,48,Grady,Springfield Town Hall,"Oh, Moe! How could you lie about who you are when who we are is all we are?",oh moe how could you lie about who you are when who we are is all we are,18 +133586,475,247,"Moe Szyslak: I didn't mean to. At first, I was only gay for your money. And, and I had real, deep feelings for that money. But then I felt accepted by you in a way that I'd never been before. I just wish you people could know what it's like to want acceptance. Well, so who you gonna vote for? Me? Or a republican whose record is so anti-gay, he's clearly secretly super gay.",1181000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"I didn't mean to. At first, I was only gay for your money. And, and I had real, deep feelings for that money. But then I felt accepted by you in a way that I'd never been before. I just wish you people could know what it's like to want acceptance. Well, so who you gonna vote for? Me? Or a republican whose record is so anti-gay, he's clearly secretly super gay.",i didnt mean to at first i was only gay for your money and and i had real deep feelings for that money but then i felt accepted by you in a way that id never been before i just wish you people could know what its like to want acceptance well so who you gonna vote for me or a republican whose record is so anti-gay hes clearly secretly super gay,72 +133587,475,248,"Julio: Now we don't know who to vote for, the liar or the denier!",1206000,TRUE,3853,48,Julio,Springfield Town Hall,"Now we don't know who to vote for, the liar or the denier!",now we dont know who to vote for the liar or the denier,13 +133588,475,249,"Distinguished Older Gentleman: (PATRICK STEWART VOICE, DRAMATIC) Once again the powers that be have spurned our request for basic human equality. Must not the heavens themselves cry with rage?!",1210000,TRUE,5766,48,Distinguished Older Gentleman,Springfield Town Hall,Once again the powers that be have spurned our request for basic human equality. Must not the heavens themselves cry with rage?!,once again the powers that be have spurned our request for basic human equality must not the heavens themselves cry with rage,22 +133589,475,250,Julio: How did you do that?,1222000,TRUE,3853,48,Julio,Springfield Town Hall,How did you do that?,how did you do that,5 +133590,475,251,Distinguished Older Gentleman: Classical training!,1224000,TRUE,5766,48,Distinguished Older Gentleman,Springfield Town Hall,Classical training!,classical training,2 +133591,475,252,Waylon Smithers: I'm very sorry. I... I had to do what I thought was right.,1230000,TRUE,14,48,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Town Hall,I'm very sorry. I... I had to do what I thought was right.,im very sorry i i had to do what i thought was right,13 +133592,475,253,"Moe Szyslak: Well, long as I got nothin' to lose...",1234000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"Well, long as I got nothin' to lose...",well long as i got nothin to lose,8 +133593,475,254,"Moe Szyslak: Not bad. Like Frisbee golf, I'm glad I tried it once.",1239000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"Not bad. Like Frisbee golf, I'm glad I tried it once.",not bad like frisbee golf im glad i tried it once,11 +133594,475,255,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. springfield elementary - THE NEXT MORNING),1248000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133595,475,256,Bart Simpson: What happened?,1248000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What happened?,what happened,2 +133596,475,257,"Seymour Skinner: Well, it could have been a day, it could have been the rest of my life.",1250000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, it could have been a day, it could have been the rest of my life.",well it could have been a day it could have been the rest of my life,16 +133597,475,258,Bart Simpson: And?,1253000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And?,and,1 +133598,475,259,Seymour Skinner: (SIGH) It was only a day.,1255000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,It was only a day.,it was only a day,5 +133599,475,260,Bart Simpson: You've been gone for three months!,1257000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You've been gone for three months!,youve been gone for three months,6 +133600,475,261,Seymour Skinner: Groovy.,1259000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Groovy.,groovy,1 +133601,475,262,"Moe Szyslak: Puttin' everything back. Undo. Undo. Undo. Sports page back over the urinal, and done.",1267000,TRUE,17,3,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elementary School,"Puttin' everything back. Undo. Undo. Undo. Sports page back over the urinal, and done.",puttin everything back undo undo undo sports page back over the urinal and done,14 +133602,476,0,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - establishing - day),105000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133603,476,1,"Kent Brockman: Tonight on ""Kent's Korrections,"" it has been brought to our attention that the word ""correction"" is actually spelled with a ""C.""",105000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"Tonight on ""Kent's Korrections,"" it has been brought to our attention that the word ""correction"" is actually spelled with a ""C.""",tonight on kents korrections it has been brought to our attention that the word correction is actually spelled with a c,21 +133604,476,2,Kent Brockman: We regret any confusion this may have caused.,105000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,We regret any confusion this may have caused.,we regret any confusion this may have caused,8 +133605,476,3,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, mash the buttons till something good comes on.",114000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, mash the buttons till something good comes on.",lisa mash the buttons till something good comes on,9 +133606,476,4,"Announcer: Welcome back to ""Tube Town,"" the home of ""Sheriff Wholesome...""",117000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"Welcome back to ""Tube Town,"" the home of ""Sheriff Wholesome...""",welcome back to tube town the home of sheriff wholesome,10 +133607,476,5,"Announcer: ""Black President...""",117000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,Black President...,black president,2 +133608,476,6,"Announcer: ""Failed Geena Davis sitcom 1986...""",122000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,Failed Geena Davis sitcom 1986...,failed geena davis sitcom 1986,5 +133609,476,7,"Announcer: ""The Voiceover Years...""",125000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,The Voiceover Years...,the voiceover years,3 +133610,476,8,"Announcer: ""Hannigan, M.F.A....""",126000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"""Hannigan, M.F.A....""",hannigan mfa,2 +133611,476,9,"Announcer: But coming up now, the classic eighties sitcom: ""Thicker Than Waters.""",126000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"But coming up now, the classic eighties sitcom: ""Thicker Than Waters.""",but coming up now the classic eighties sitcom thicker than waters,11 +133614,476,12,Patrick: You know candy's bad for your teeth.,167000,TRUE,5228,3849,Patrick,PATRICK'S HOUSE,You know candy's bad for your teeth.,you know candys bad for your teeth,7 +133615,476,13,"Liz: If it wasn't for candy, you'd be out of business.",170000,TRUE,5767,3849,Liz,PATRICK'S HOUSE,"If it wasn't for candy, you'd be out of business.",if it wasnt for candy youd be out of business,10 +133616,476,14,Audience: (MILD CANNED LAUGHTER),170000,FALSE,321,3849,Audience,PATRICK'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +133617,476,15,Patrick: Share these with your friends.,173000,TRUE,5228,3849,Patrick,PATRICK'S HOUSE,Share these with your friends.,share these with your friends,5 +133618,476,16,Audience: (LOUD CANNED LAUGHTER),173000,FALSE,321,3849,Audience,PATRICK'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +133619,476,17,"Sam: Dad, I need a new baseball glove.",177000,TRUE,1569,3849,Sam,PATRICK'S HOUSE,"Dad, I need a new baseball glove.",dad i need a new baseball glove,7 +133620,476,18,"Audience: (CANNED ""AWWWWW"")",177000,FALSE,321,3849,Audience,PATRICK'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +133621,476,19,"Patrick: (SIGHS) Oh no, not ""the face.""",192000,TRUE,5228,3849,Patrick,PATRICK'S HOUSE,"Oh no, not ""the face.""",oh no not the face,5 +133622,476,20,Homer Simpson: (WISTFUL) Life was so much easier when a machine told you when to laugh.,192000,TRUE,2,3849,Homer Simpson,PATRICK'S HOUSE,Life was so much easier when a machine told you when to laugh.,life was so much easier when a machine told you when to laugh,13 +133623,476,21,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - TV room - 20 minutes later),211000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133624,476,22,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) I liked the producing, the executive producing and especially the co-producing. But the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen.",211000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I liked the producing, the executive producing and especially the co-producing. But the supervising producing was the best I've ever seen.",i liked the producing the executive producing and especially the co-producing but the supervising producing was the best ive ever seen,21 +133625,476,23,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - downtown - day),221000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +133626,476,24,"Milhouse Van Houten: So anyway, that's why me and Nana are ""taking a break.""",221000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,"So anyway, that's why me and Nana are ""taking a break.""",so anyway thats why me and nana are taking a break,11 +133627,476,25,Bart Simpson: (GROANS) Stupid cheap bike! (SCORNFUL) To think I was gonna put fenders on you.,228000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Stupid cheap bike! To think I was gonna put fenders on you.,stupid cheap bike to think i was gonna put fenders on you,12 +133628,476,26,Bart Simpson: Oh. My. God.,234000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Oh. My. God.,oh my god,3 +133629,476,27,Bart Simpson: I think I just met the thing I'm gonna die on.,238000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,I think I just met the thing I'm gonna die on.,i think i just met the thing im gonna die on,11 +133630,476,28,Bart Simpson: I gotta have that mini-bike!,262000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,I gotta have that mini-bike!,i gotta have that mini-bike,5 +133631,476,29,Milhouse Van Houten: Oh my God!,265000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,Oh my God!,oh my god,3 +133632,476,30,Milhouse Van Houten: I've found my new look!,267000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,I've found my new look!,ive found my new look,5 +133633,476,31,Bart Simpson: Those are girl overalls.,268000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Those are girl overalls.,those are girl overalls,4 +133634,476,32,Milhouse Van Houten: I could pull it off!,270000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,I could pull it off!,i could pull it off,5 +133635,476,33,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - day),275000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133636,476,34,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),275000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133637,476,35,"Bart Simpson: Can I have it, Dad? Can I?",275000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Can I have it, Dad? Can I?",can i have it dad can i,7 +133638,476,36,"Homer Simpson: Bart, son, if I bought you that bike, you wouldn't appreciate it.",286000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, son, if I bought you that bike, you wouldn't appreciate it.",bart son if i bought you that bike you wouldnt appreciate it,12 +133639,476,37,"Homer Simpson: Because when you get anything you want, you don't want anything you get.",291000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Because when you get anything you want, you don't want anything you get.",because when you get anything you want you dont want anything you get,13 +133640,476,38,Bart Simpson: What is this crap? Are you wearing a wire?,296000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What is this crap? Are you wearing a wire?,what is this crap are you wearing a wire,9 +133641,476,39,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Someday you'll understand that I'm just being a good dad.,297000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Someday you'll understand that I'm just being a good dad.,someday youll understand that im just being a good dad,10 +133642,476,40,Bart Simpson: Are you kidding? You're the worst dad who ever lived! I'd rather take my chances in a hot car than go in a store with you!,303000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you kidding? You're the worst dad who ever lived! I'd rather take my chances in a hot car than go in a store with you!,are you kidding youre the worst dad who ever lived id rather take my chances in a hot car than go in a store with you,26 +133643,476,41,Homer Simpson: Why you little!!!,309000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why you little!!!,why you little,3 +133644,476,42,"Patrick: Homer, a good father is strong enough that he doesn't need to use his strength. What Bart needs is for you to strangle him with your love.",311000,TRUE,5228,5,Patrick,Simpson Home,"Homer, a good father is strong enough that he doesn't need to use his strength. What Bart needs is for you to strangle him with your love.",homer a good father is strong enough that he doesnt need to use his strength what bart needs is for you to strangle him with your love,27 +133645,476,43,Homer Simpson: Hm. I never thought of fatherhood as something that could affect a kid.,320000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hm. I never thought of fatherhood as something that could affect a kid.,hm i never thought of fatherhood as something that could affect a kid,13 +133646,476,44,"Homer Simpson: Son, I won't strangle you anymore, but I also won't get you that mini-bike.",325000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Son, I won't strangle you anymore, but I also won't get you that mini-bike.",son i wont strangle you anymore but i also wont get you that mini-bike,14 +133647,476,45,Bart Simpson: How 'bout this? I let you punch me in the face and you get me a snowmobile.,328000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,How 'bout this? I let you punch me in the face and you get me a snowmobile.,how bout this i let you punch me in the face and you get me a snowmobile,17 +133648,476,46,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) Wish I could, son. I really wish I could.",333000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wish I could, son. I really wish I could.",wish i could son i really wish i could,9 +133649,476,47,Marge Simpson: Now it's ready for garbage!,339000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Now it's ready for garbage!,now its ready for garbage,5 +133650,476,48,Homer Simpson: (AGONIZED NOISES),339000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133651,476,49,"Marge Simpson: What's wrong, Homie?",345000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"What's wrong, Homie?",whats wrong homie,3 +133652,476,50,Homer Simpson: Bart's mad because he wanted me to buy him something but I didn't think it was the right thing to do.,347000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart's mad because he wanted me to buy him something but I didn't think it was the right thing to do.,barts mad because he wanted me to buy him something but i didnt think it was the right thing to do,21 +133653,476,51,"Homer Simpson: (SLIGHTLY EMBARRASSED) Marge, not in front of the refrigerator.",354000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, not in front of the refrigerator.",marge not in front of the refrigerator,7 +133654,476,52,Marge Simpson: (KISSES HIM AGAIN) There's nothing sexier than a man being a good Dad. Whoa!,358000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,There's nothing sexier than a man being a good Dad. Whoa!,theres nothing sexier than a man being a good dad whoa,11 +133655,476,53,"Homer Simpson: (SLY) Well in that case, Lisa was using her solar calculator yesterday so I opened the drapes to let in more sun.",362000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well in that case, Lisa was using her solar calculator yesterday so I opened the drapes to let in more sun.",well in that case lisa was using her solar calculator yesterday so i opened the drapes to let in more sun,21 +133656,476,54,Marge Simpson: (QUICK TURNED-ON NOISE),362000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133657,476,55,Marge Simpson: (GIGGLES) Just hope the kids didn't hear us.,374000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Just hope the kids didn't hear us.,just hope the kids didnt hear us,7 +133658,476,56,"Ned Flanders: Well, maybe your kids didn't.",377000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Well, maybe your kids didn't.",well maybe your kids didnt,5 +133659,476,57,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. lisa's room - day),383000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +133660,476,58,"Bart Simpson: Lis, I've gotta talk to you.",383000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Lis, I've gotta talk to you.",lis ive gotta talk to you,6 +133661,476,59,Lisa Simpson: I'm busy.,383000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I'm busy.,im busy,2 +133662,476,60,Bart Simpson: (VERY HIGH PITCHED) Don't you minimize me! (LONG HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAL),386000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Don't you minimize me!,dont you minimize me,4 +133663,476,61,Lisa Simpson: (ROLLING EYES) Fine. Just get in here.,390000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Fine. Just get in here.,fine just get in here,5 +133664,476,62,Bart Simpson: How can I earn money to buy the world's most awesome thing?,392000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,How can I earn money to buy the world's most awesome thing?,how can i earn money to buy the worlds most awesome thing,12 +133665,476,63,Lisa Simpson: You could deliver newspapers.,395000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,You could deliver newspapers.,you could deliver newspapers,4 +133666,476,64,Bart Simpson: Kids don't deliver newspapers anymore. It's just creeps in trucks.,397000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Kids don't deliver newspapers anymore. It's just creeps in trucks.,kids dont deliver newspapers anymore its just creeps in trucks,10 +133667,476,65,"Lisa Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Maybe if you buckle down and get good grades, dad will give you money.",402000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Maybe if you buckle down and get good grades, dad will give you money.",maybe if you buckle down and get good grades dad will give you money,14 +133668,476,66,Bart Simpson: Does he give you money for getting good grades?,407000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Does he give you money for getting good grades?,does he give you money for getting good grades,9 +133669,476,67,Lisa Simpson: I've been doing the family's books for years. I take what I need.,409000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I've been doing the family's books for years. I take what I need.,ive been doing the familys books for years i take what i need,13 +133670,476,68,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - TV room - day),413000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133671,476,69,"Sam: You were right, Dad. By not telling the teacher that Jimmy cheated on the French test, it's like I cheated.",413000,TRUE,1569,5,Sam,Simpson Home,"You were right, Dad. By not telling the teacher that Jimmy cheated on the French test, it's like I cheated.",you were right dad by not telling the teacher that jimmy cheated on the french test its like i cheated,20 +133672,476,70,"Patrick: Well, as they say in Paris, ""Ma voiture est pleine de crème glacée.""",419000,TRUE,5228,5,Patrick,Simpson Home,"Well, as they say in Paris, ""Ma voiture est pleine de crème glacée.""",well as they say in paris ma voiture est pleine de crème glacée,13 +133673,476,71,"Sam: You just said ""My car is full of ice cream!""",419000,TRUE,1569,5,Sam,Simpson Home,"You just said ""My car is full of ice cream!""",you just said my car is full of ice cream,10 +133674,476,72,"Bart Simpson: Dad, if I get an ""A"" on my math test, would that be worth some money?",419000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, if I get an ""A"" on my math test, would that be worth some money?",dad if i get an a on my math test would that be worth some money,16 +133675,476,73,"Homer Simpson: (CONSIDERING) Well, in season two, when Sam got good grades, he got a very surprising reward.",436000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, in season two, when Sam got good grades, he got a very surprising reward.",well in season two when sam got good grades he got a very surprising reward,15 +133676,476,74,"Homer Simpson: And if you do it, son, you'll get the same.",441000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And if you do it, son, you'll get the same.",and if you do it son youll get the same,10 +133677,476,75,Bart Simpson: There's no way that means anything other than I get a mini-bike. To the library!,444000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,There's no way that means anything other than I get a mini-bike. To the library!,theres no way that means anything other than i get a mini-bike to the library,15 +133678,476,76,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - playground - day),480000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133679,476,77,"Groundskeeper Willie: (SCARED) 'Tis the playground ghost! (PLEADING) I swear, I didn't mean to kill ya!",480000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"'Tis the playground ghost! I swear, I didn't mean to kill ya!",tis the playground ghost i swear i didnt mean to kill ya,12 +133680,476,78,"Bart Simpson: It's me, Willie. Bart Simpson.",485000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"It's me, Willie. Bart Simpson.",its me willie bart simpson,5 +133681,476,79,"Groundskeeper Willie: (RECOVERING) Oh, oh, right. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) There's no such thing as a playground ghost.",488000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, oh, right. There's no such thing as a playground ghost.",oh oh right theres no such thing as a playground ghost,11 +133682,476,80,Playground Ghost: (PEEVED) How could you mistake him for me?,494000,TRUE,5768,3,Playground Ghost,Springfield Elementary School,How could you mistake him for me?,how could you mistake him for me,7 +133683,476,81,Groundskeeper Willie: It was that sassy mouth that got ye killed in the first place.,497000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,It was that sassy mouth that got ye killed in the first place.,it was that sassy mouth that got ye killed in the first place,13 +133684,476,82,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - TV room - day),500000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133685,476,83,"Announcer: Coming up next on ""Tube Town"": he's in your face from outer space --""Upscalien!""",500000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"Coming up next on ""Tube Town"": he's in your face from outer space --""Upscalien!""",coming up next on tube town hes in your face from outer space --upscalien,14 +133686,476,84,Rapper: THERE ONCE WAS AN ALIEN WHOSE MOTHER CALLED HIM TREY / FROM THE FANCIEST PLANET IN THE MILKY WAY / STOLE HIS DAD'S SHIP / TOOK IT FOR A TRIP / SAW LAKE ERIE ON HIS RADAR AND HE THOUGHT HE'D TAKE A DIP (BUST A MOVE NOISES),509000,TRUE,3344,5,Rapper,Simpson Home,THERE ONCE WAS AN ALIEN WHOSE MOTHER CALLED HIM TREY / FROM THE FANCIEST PLANET IN THE MILKY WAY / STOLE HIS DAD'S SHIP / TOOK IT FOR A TRIP / SAW LAKE ERIE ON HIS RADAR AND HE THOUGHT HE'D TAKE A DIP,there once was an alien whose mother called him trey from the fanciest planet in the milky way stole his dads ship took it for a trip saw lake erie on his radar and he thought hed take a dip,40 +133687,476,85,"Bart Simpson: I did it! I got an ""A""!",521000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I did it! I got an ""A""!",i did it i got an a,7 +133688,476,86,Homer Simpson: That's great.,523000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That's great.,thats great,2 +133689,476,87,Homer Simpson: (BIG LAUGH),523000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133690,476,88,"Bart Simpson: Uh, Dad. If we could get to the reward...?",536000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, Dad. If we could get to the reward...?",uh dad if we could get to the reward,9 +133691,476,89,"Homer Simpson: Son, you already have your reward... the feeling of accomplishment you can only get from hard work.",539000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Son, you already have your reward... the feeling of accomplishment you can only get from hard work.",son you already have your reward the feeling of accomplishment you can only get from hard work,17 +133692,476,90,Bart Simpson: (FURIOUS) What the? I wanted a mini-bike! I told all my friends I was getting one!,545000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What the? I wanted a mini-bike! I told all my friends I was getting one!,what the i wanted a mini-bike i told all my friends i was getting one,15 +133693,476,91,"Homer Simpson: Well, if they care that much about whether you have a mini-bike, then they weren't really your friends.",550000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if they care that much about whether you have a mini-bike, then they weren't really your friends.",well if they care that much about whether you have a mini-bike then they werent really your friends,18 +133694,476,92,Bart Simpson: Yes they were! But now they won't be! Because I don't have a mini-bike!,555000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Yes they were! But now they won't be! Because I don't have a mini-bike!,yes they were but now they wont be because i dont have a mini-bike,14 +133695,476,93,"Homer Simpson: Hmm, if this were a TV show that would be a helluva act break.",560000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hmm, if this were a TV show that would be a helluva act break.",hmm if this were a tv show that would be a helluva act break,14 +133696,476,94,"Homer Simpson: But it could use a button. (GETTING IDEA, CHUCKLING) Oh, what if I said... Well if you... (THINKING, THEN GIVING UP NOISE)",565000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"But it could use a button. Oh, what if I said... Well if you...",but it could use a button oh what if i said well if you,14 +133697,476,95,(Simpson: Ext. Simpson - TV room - day),580000,FALSE,NA,642,NA,Simpson,NA,NA,NA +133698,476,96,"Announcer: We now return to ""I Lost Lucy.""",580000,TRUE,33,642,Announcer,Simpson,"We now return to ""I Lost Lucy.""",we now return to i lost lucy,7 +133699,476,97,"""Gale Gordon"": Mrs. Carbuncle! I need you back at the bank. Robert Wagner is coming in to open a checking account.",583000,TRUE,5769,642,Gale Gordon,Simpson,Mrs. Carbuncle! I need you back at the bank. Robert Wagner is coming in to open a checking account.,mrs carbuncle i need you back at the bank robert wagner is coming in to open a checking account,19 +133700,476,98,"""Lucille Ball"": (LUCILLE BALL-TYPE WAIL)",583000,FALSE,5770,642,Lucille Ball,Simpson,NA,NA,NA +133701,476,99,Homer Simpson: You still see that crow on shows sometimes.,594000,TRUE,2,642,Homer Simpson,Simpson,You still see that crow on shows sometimes.,you still see that crow on shows sometimes,8 +133702,476,100,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - tv room - day),597000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133703,476,101,"Announcer: Coming up on Tube Town: the '80s classic ""Supreme Courtney!""",597000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"Coming up on Tube Town: the '80s classic ""Supreme Courtney!""",coming up on tube town the 80s classic supreme courtney,10 +133704,476,102,"Courtney: ...according to the principle sublato fundamento, cadit opus, we need to look at Hargrove vs. the State of New York, in which the court firmly adhered to the...",601000,TRUE,5771,5,Courtney,Simpson Home,"...according to the principle sublato fundamento, cadit opus, we need to look at Hargrove vs. the State of New York, in which the court firmly adhered to the...",according to the principle sublato fundamento cadit opus we need to look at hargrove vs the state of new york in which the court firmly adhered to the,28 +133705,476,103,Courtney: (SMITTEN GIBBERISH),601000,FALSE,5771,5,Courtney,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133706,476,104,Bart Simpson: (GRUMBLING) Stupid jerk. He owes me a mini-bike and I am going to get it.,615000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid jerk. He owes me a mini-bike and I am going to get it.,stupid jerk he owes me a mini-bike and i am going to get it,14 +133707,476,105,Homer Simpson: (LAUGHS),615000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133708,476,106,"Homer Simpson: (CONTINUES LAUGHING, THEN:) Hey, Apu.",623000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Apu.",hey apu,2 +133709,476,107,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Mister Homer, you inadvertently left your nuclear plant security badge in the birthday card rack.",625000,TRUE,208,5,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Home,"Mister Homer, you inadvertently left your nuclear plant security badge in the birthday card rack.",mister homer you inadvertently left your nuclear plant security badge in the birthday card rack,15 +133710,476,108,Homer Simpson: Can't lose that. It's the best picture of me I have.,630000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can't lose that. It's the best picture of me I have.,cant lose that its the best picture of me i have,11 +133711,476,109,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well, I am more concerned with global terrorism. America's enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge.",633000,TRUE,208,5,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Home,"Well, I am more concerned with global terrorism. America's enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge.",well i am more concerned with global terrorism americas enemies would give anything for your nuclear knowledge,17 +133712,476,110,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, I do know a lot about nuclears.",639000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, I do know a lot about nuclears.",yeah i do know a lot about nuclears,8 +133713,476,111,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods, undesirable immigrants, by which I mean everyone that came after me... including my children...",643000,TRUE,208,5,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Home,"And America has so many enemies: Iran, Iraq, China, Mordor, the hoochies that laid low Tiger Woods, undesirable immigrants, by which I mean everyone that came after me... including my children...",and america has so many enemies iran iraq china mordor the hoochies that laid low tiger woods undesirable immigrants by which i mean everyone that came after me including my children,31 +133714,476,112,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. bart's room - moments later),656000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +133715,476,113,"Bart Simpson: (WRITING) ...so I'm offering to trade your country nuclear secrets for a mini-bike. Concludingly yours, Bart Simpson.",656000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"...so I'm offering to trade your country nuclear secrets for a mini-bike. Concludingly yours, Bart Simpson.",so im offering to trade your country nuclear secrets for a mini-bike concludingly yours bart simpson,16 +133716,476,114,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),677000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133717,476,115,"Homer Simpson: Marge, would you like a ""Thicker Than Waters"" collectible plate?",677000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, would you like a ""Thicker Than Waters"" collectible plate?",marge would you like a thicker than waters collectible plate,10 +133718,476,116,"Marge Simpson: Homer, you can't order anything from that magazine. It's twenty-five years old.",681000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, you can't order anything from that magazine. It's twenty-five years old.",homer you cant order anything from that magazine its twenty-five years old,12 +133719,476,117,Homer Simpson: Oh yeah? I'll show you.,686000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh yeah? I'll show you.,oh yeah ill show you,5 +133720,476,118,"Homer Simpson: ""TV Guide Offer, One World Trade Center...""",687000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"""TV Guide Offer, One World Trade Center...""",tv guide offer one world trade center,7 +133721,476,119,Marge Simpson: Um... well... of course you did!,687000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Um... well... of course you did!,um well of course you did,6 +133722,476,120,Bart Simpson: (READING) A gutter cleaning coupon?,695000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,A gutter cleaning coupon?,a gutter cleaning coupon,4 +133723,476,121,"Marge Simpson: (SHRUGS) Hey, they're your gutters too.",698000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, they're your gutters too.",hey theyre your gutters too,5 +133724,476,122,Bart Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE),698000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133725,476,123,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield STREET - NIGHT),712000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +133726,476,124,Bart Simpson: (NERVOUS) You must've found out about my letters. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) They were just a joke.,712000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,You must've found out about my letters. They were just a joke.,you mustve found out about my letters they were just a joke,12 +133727,476,125,Fat Chinese Spy: (SLIGHT CHINESE ACCENT) Really? That's too bad. Because we are very interested in your offer.,717000,TRUE,5772,270,Fat Chinese Spy,Springfield Street,Really? That's too bad. Because we are very interested in your offer.,really thats too bad because we are very interested in your offer,12 +133728,476,126,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY: You're just lucky we picked you up before the F.B.I. got to you.,724000,TRUE,5773,270,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY,Springfield Street,You're just lucky we picked you up before the F.B.I. got to you.,youre just lucky we picked you up before the fbi got to you,13 +133729,476,127,Fbi Agent: (FRENCH ACCENT) Another disgrace for the French Bureau of Investigation!,731000,TRUE,3927,270,Fbi Agent,Springfield Street,Another disgrace for the French Bureau of Investigation!,another disgrace for the french bureau of investigation,8 +133730,476,128,"Atf Agent: (FINNISH ACCENT) Don't forget us, the A-Team of Finland.",736000,TRUE,5774,270,Atf Agent,Springfield Street,"Don't forget us, the A-Team of Finland.",dont forget us the a-team of finland,7 +134338,479,30,Climber: Hurry before it gets dark!,208000,TRUE,5822,3877,Climber,DESERT STATE PARK,Hurry before it gets dark!,hurry before it gets dark,5 +133731,476,129,"2nd Atf Agent: (FINNISH ACCENT) I pity the fool who messes with ""B.A."" Bäckström.",739000,TRUE,5775,270,2nd Atf Agent,Springfield Street,"I pity the fool who messes with ""B.A."" Bäckström.",i pity the fool who messes with ba bäckström,9 +133732,476,130,(Overpass: Ext. overpass - night),752000,FALSE,NA,928,NA,Overpass,NA,NA,NA +133733,476,131,(Van: Int. van - continuous),752000,FALSE,NA,112,NA,Van,NA,NA,NA +133734,476,132,"Fat Chinese Spy: We accept your offer. The secrets from your father's nuclear plant for one ""Street Assassin mini-bike.""",752000,TRUE,5772,112,Fat Chinese Spy,Van,"We accept your offer. The secrets from your father's nuclear plant for one ""Street Assassin mini-bike.""",we accept your offer the secrets from your fathers nuclear plant for one street assassin mini-bike,16 +133735,476,133,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY: Just transfer everything to this flash drive.,759000,TRUE,5773,112,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY,Van,Just transfer everything to this flash drive.,just transfer everything to this flash drive,7 +133736,476,134,Bart Simpson: I don't know... can I really betray my country? I say the pledge of allegiance every day.,763000,TRUE,8,112,Bart Simpson,Van,I don't know... can I really betray my country? I say the pledge of allegiance every day.,i dont know can i really betray my country i say the pledge of allegiance every day,17 +133737,476,135,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY: You pledge allegiance to the flag.,769000,TRUE,5773,112,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY,Van,You pledge allegiance to the flag.,you pledge allegiance to the flag,6 +133738,476,136,Goatee Chinese Spy: And the flag is made in China!,771000,TRUE,5776,112,Goatee Chinese Spy,Van,And the flag is made in China!,and the flag is made in china,7 +133739,476,137,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - TV room - day),775000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133740,476,138,"Announcer: We return to ""'Thicker Than Waters,' the E True Hollywood Story.""",775000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"We return to ""'Thicker Than Waters,' the E True Hollywood Story.""",we return to thicker than waters the e true hollywood story,11 +133741,476,139,"Documentary Narrator: Digby Sheridan, who played Patrick, had enormous problems with the show.",775000,TRUE,2601,5,Documentary Narrator,Simpson Home,"Digby Sheridan, who played Patrick, had enormous problems with the show.",digby sheridan who played patrick had enormous problems with the show,11 +133742,476,140,"""Patrick"": (BRITISH) Crap, total crap! You, writer, what's your name?",784000,TRUE,5228,5,Patrick,Simpson Home,"Crap, total crap! You, writer, what's your name?",crap total crap you writer whats your name,8 +133743,476,141,David Mamet: (MEEKLY) Um... David Mamet.,788000,TRUE,5777,5,David Mamet,Simpson Home,Um... David Mamet.,um david mamet,3 +133744,476,142,"""Patrick"": Well, (CONDESCENDING) Mr. Mamet, why don't you fucking (BLEEPED) learn how to fucking write a fucking (BLEEPED) script.",790000,TRUE,5228,5,Patrick,Simpson Home,"Well, Mr. Mamet, why don't you fucking learn how to fucking write a fucking script.",well mr mamet why dont you fucking learn how to fucking write a fucking script,15 +133745,476,143,"David Mamet: (BLEEPED) Fuck, eh? I could use that.",797000,TRUE,5777,5,David Mamet,Simpson Home,"Fuck, eh? I could use that.",fuck eh i could use that,6 +133746,476,144,(Simpson TV Room: Int. Simpson TV room - continuous),806000,FALSE,NA,778,NA,Simpson TV Room,NA,NA,NA +133747,476,145,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERELY) Dad, I was thinking about it and... you're right. You shouldn't buy me something I didn't earn. And because you gave me the tough love I didn't know I needed, I'm gonna be spending lots and lots more time with you.",806000,TRUE,8,778,Bart Simpson,Simpson TV Room,"Dad, I was thinking about it and... you're right. You shouldn't buy me something I didn't earn. And because you gave me the tough love I didn't know I needed, I'm gonna be spending lots and lots more time with you.",dad i was thinking about it and youre right you shouldnt buy me something i didnt earn and because you gave me the tough love i didnt know i needed im gonna be spending lots and lots more time with you,41 +133748,476,146,Homer Simpson: Awww...,818000,TRUE,2,778,Homer Simpson,Simpson TV Room,Awww...,awww,1 +133751,476,149,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. power plant - homer's workstation - day),844000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +133752,476,150,"Bart Simpson: I love visiting you at work, Dad.",844000,TRUE,8,10,Bart Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I love visiting you at work, Dad.",i love visiting you at work dad,7 +133753,476,151,"Homer Simpson: And I love having you here, son. 'Cause you can wake me up if somebody comes.",846000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"And I love having you here, son. 'Cause you can wake me up if somebody comes.",and i love having you here son cause you can wake me up if somebody comes,16 +133754,476,152,Homer Simpson: (SNORES),846000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +133755,476,153,"Homer Simpson: Check this out, Bart. One of those retinal scan dealies. It only opens to my eye or an exact copy.",870000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Check this out, Bart. One of those retinal scan dealies. It only opens to my eye or an exact copy.",check this out bart one of those retinal scan dealies it only opens to my eye or an exact copy,20 +133756,476,154,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Let's see if this works.,884000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Let's see if this works.,lets see if this works,5 +133757,476,155,"Homer Simpson: (EXTREME PAINED NOISE, AGONIZED) Damn, that hurt!",893000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Damn, that hurt!",damn that hurt,3 +133758,476,156,Homer Simpson: I'll just use my eye.,895000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I'll just use my eye.,ill just use my eye,5 +133759,476,157,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),895000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +133760,476,158,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - bart's room - night),902000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133761,476,159,"Bart Simpson: They will be if you're in 'em, pops.",902000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"They will be if you're in 'em, pops.",they will be if youre in em pops,8 +133762,476,160,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLE),902000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133749,476,147,Bart's Thoughts: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE) He's buying it!,820000,TRUE,8,778,Bart's Thoughts,Simpson TV Room,He's buying it!,hes buying it,3 +133764,476,162,"Bart Simpson: Aw, and they gave me my own vanity plate.",921000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Aw, and they gave me my own vanity plate.",aw and they gave me my own vanity plate,9 +133765,476,163,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - Bart's room - the next morning),941000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133766,476,164,"Bart Simpson: (TENDER, TO BIKE) You're gonna love meeting my friends.",941000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You're gonna love meeting my friends.,youre gonna love meeting my friends,6 +133767,476,165,Bart Simpson: (SCREAMS) Where the hell did that come from?,947000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Where the hell did that come from?,where the hell did that come from,7 +133768,476,166,Bart Simpson: No! Why in the world would you get me this?,949000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No! Why in the world would you get me this?,no why in the world would you get me this,10 +133769,476,167,Homer Simpson: Because you've been such a great kid lately and I wanted to show you I appreciated it.,956000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Because you've been such a great kid lately and I wanted to show you I appreciated it.,because youve been such a great kid lately and i wanted to show you i appreciated it,17 +133770,476,168,Bart Simpson: (STUNNED) Oh. That's great. I wouldn't trade it for all the tea in (UPSET) China?!,961000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh. That's great. I wouldn't trade it for all the tea in China?!,oh thats great i wouldnt trade it for all the tea in china,13 +133771,476,169,"Lisa Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS) Something wrong, Bart?",969000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Something wrong, Bart?",something wrong bart,3 +133772,476,170,Statue of Liberty: You betrayed your country for no reason.,971000,TRUE,5778,5,Statue of Liberty,Simpson Home,You betrayed your country for no reason.,you betrayed your country for no reason,7 +133773,476,171,Uncle Sam: Now you're gonna see stars and stripes forever!,974000,TRUE,320,5,Uncle Sam,Simpson Home,Now you're gonna see stars and stripes forever!,now youre gonna see stars and stripes forever,8 +133774,476,172,(Springfield: ext. springfield - evergreen terrace - day),995000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133775,476,173,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - continuous),995000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133776,476,174,Marge Simpson: I've got summer squash!,995000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I've got summer squash!,ive got summer squash,4 +133777,476,175,"Homer Simpson: Hmm, the boy's acting really weird. I did everything that TV show told me to and he's still not happy.",997000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hmm, the boy's acting really weird. I did everything that TV show told me to and he's still not happy.",hmm the boys acting really weird i did everything that tv show told me to and hes still not happy,20 +133778,476,176,"Marge Simpson: Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to a thirty-year-old TV show that only got on the air because the network had evidence that the president ran over a guy.",1004000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, maybe you shouldn't listen to a thirty-year-old TV show that only got on the air because the network had evidence that the president ran over a guy.",well maybe you shouldnt listen to a thirty-year-old tv show that only got on the air because the network had evidence that the president ran over a guy,28 +133779,476,177,Homer Simpson: Where is he going?,1013000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Where is he going?,where is he going,4 +133780,476,178,(ZOO ENTRANCE: Ext. zoo entrance - day),1022000,FALSE,NA,3850,NA,ZOO ENTRANCE,NA,NA,NA +133781,476,179,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED) Why on earth would a child go to the zoo...?,1022000,TRUE,2,3850,Homer Simpson,ZOO ENTRANCE,Why on earth would a child go to the zoo...?,why on earth would a child go to the zoo,10 +133782,476,180,(Springfield Zoo: Ext. springfield zoo - day),1036000,FALSE,NA,1626,NA,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +133783,476,181,Bart Simpson: (EXCITED GASP)1,1036000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,1,1,1 +133784,476,182,Bart Simpson: It's still here! Yes! I get the flash drive back and the manila envelope.,1036000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,It's still here! Yes! I get the flash drive back and the manila envelope.,its still here yes i get the flash drive back and the manila envelope,14 +133785,476,183,Cheekbones Chinese Spy: Aha! Typical American treachery!,1043000,TRUE,5779,1626,Cheekbones Chinese Spy,Springfield Zoo,Aha! Typical American treachery!,aha typical american treachery,4 +133786,476,184,Fat Chinese Spy: I can't believe a boy who would betray his country would betray a different country!,1045000,TRUE,5772,1626,Fat Chinese Spy,Springfield Zoo,I can't believe a boy who would betray his country would betray a different country!,i cant believe a boy who would betray his country would betray a different country,15 +133787,476,185,CHEEKBONE/GOATEE SPIES: Unbelievable! / Terrible!,1049000,TRUE,5780,1626,CHEEKBONE/GOATEE SPIES,Springfield Zoo,Unbelievable! / Terrible!,unbelievable terrible,2 +133788,476,186,"Bart Simpson: Masters, I can explain.",1052000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Masters, I can explain.",masters i can explain,4 +133789,476,187,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY: Explain nothing. Hand over the flash drive.,1053000,TRUE,5773,1626,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY,Springfield Zoo,Explain nothing. Hand over the flash drive.,explain nothing hand over the flash drive,7 +133790,476,188,Goatee Chinese Spy: Then you leave us no choice.,1059000,TRUE,5776,1626,Goatee Chinese Spy,Springfield Zoo,Then you leave us no choice.,then you leave us no choice,6 +133791,476,189,Bart Simpson: A teddy bear?,1061000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,A teddy bear?,a teddy bear,3 +133792,476,190,Goatee Chinese Spy: (MENACING) A teddy bear made in China!,1062000,TRUE,5776,1626,Goatee Chinese Spy,Springfield Zoo,A teddy bear made in China!,a teddy bear made in china,6 +133793,476,191,Homer Simpson: Step away from the traitor!,1075000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Step away from the traitor!,step away from the traitor,5 +133794,476,192,Bart Simpson: Dad!,1076000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Dad!,dad,1 +133795,476,193,Homer Simpson: The boy's flash drive may be in there. (POINTS TO BART'S BELLY) But I've got a lifetime of nuclear secrets up here.,1077000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,The boy's flash drive may be in there. But I've got a lifetime of nuclear secrets up here.,the boys flash drive may be in there but ive got a lifetime of nuclear secrets up here,18 +134685,480,132,"Cat Lady: (""OFFER OF REPAYMENT"" NOISE)",611000,FALSE,2502,3886,Cat Lady,SHABBY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +133796,476,194,"Fat Chinese Spy: Okay. (TO BART AND HOMER) But don't read our subtitles. (THEN, TO OTHER SPIES) Wǒ-men ké-yǐ zhǎo ge zhēn-zhèng de hé-zǐ zhuān-jiā lái a!",1085000,TRUE,5772,1626,Fat Chinese Spy,Springfield Zoo,Okay. But don't read our subtitles. Wǒ-men ké-yǐ zhǎo ge zhēn-zhèng de hé-zǐ zhuān-jiā lái a!,okay but dont read our subtitles wǒ-men ké-yǐ zhǎo ge zhēn-zhèng de hé-zǐ zhuān-jiā lái a,16 +133797,476,195,"CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY: Tā nà-me pàng, wǒ kàn tā děi zhàn liǎng-ge jī-wèi",1085000,TRUE,5773,1626,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY,Springfield Zoo,"Tā nà-me pàng, wǒ kàn tā děi zhàn liǎng-ge jī-wèi",tā nà-me pàng wǒ kàn tā děi zhàn liǎng-ge jī-wèi,10 +133798,476,196,"Goatee Chinese Spy: Rú-guǒ wǒ-men gěi tā mǎi-ge tóu-děng-cāng, tā hái ké-yǐ bǎ hǎo-chī de song-guò-lái gěi wǒ-men ne.",1085000,TRUE,5776,1626,Goatee Chinese Spy,Springfield Zoo,"Rú-guǒ wǒ-men gěi tā mǎi-ge tóu-děng-cāng, tā hái ké-yǐ bǎ hǎo-chī de song-guò-lái gěi wǒ-men ne.",rú-guǒ wǒ-men gěi tā mǎi-ge tóu-děng-cāng tā hái ké-yǐ bǎ hǎo-chī de song-guò-lái gěi wǒ-men ne,16 +133799,476,197,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY: Kě-shì wǒ-men néng xìn de guò tā huì bǎ hǎo-chī-de song-guò-lái ma?,1085000,TRUE,5773,1626,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY,Springfield Zoo,Kě-shì wǒ-men néng xìn de guò tā huì bǎ hǎo-chī-de song-guò-lái ma?,kě-shì wǒ-men néng xìn de guò tā huì bǎ hǎo-chī-de song-guò-lái ma,12 +133800,476,198,Homer Simpson: I know what you're saying! I understand food talk in every language!,1104000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,I know what you're saying! I understand food talk in every language!,i know what youre saying i understand food talk in every language,12 +133801,476,199,(China: Ext. China - day),1110000,FALSE,NA,2420,NA,China,NA,NA,NA +133802,476,200,"CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY: American fatso, your knowledge helped us build this plant. We would like you to have the honor of cutting the ceremonial ribbon.",1110000,TRUE,5773,2420,CHEEKBONE CHINESE SPY,China,"American fatso, your knowledge helped us build this plant. We would like you to have the honor of cutting the ceremonial ribbon.",american fatso your knowledge helped us build this plant we would like you to have the honor of cutting the ceremonial ribbon,22 +133803,476,201,Homer Simpson: Um... I'll see myself out.,1122000,TRUE,2,2420,Homer Simpson,China,Um... I'll see myself out.,um ill see myself out,5 +133804,476,202,(CHINESE STREET: Ext. chinese street - a little later),1128000,FALSE,NA,2901,NA,CHINESE STREET,NA,NA,NA +133805,476,203,"Homer Simpson: (BACK TO US) Okay, who can take me to the airport for less than twenty dollars? I can stand here all day.",1128000,TRUE,2,2901,Homer Simpson,CHINESE STREET,"Okay, who can take me to the airport for less than twenty dollars? I can stand here all day.",okay who can take me to the airport for less than twenty dollars i can stand here all day,19 +133806,476,204,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) My feet hurt.,1138000,TRUE,2,2901,Homer Simpson,CHINESE STREET,My feet hurt.,my feet hurt,3 +133807,476,205,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day),1142000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133808,476,206,"Bart Simpson: You know, Dad, I really did have a good time hanging out with you.",1142000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know, Dad, I really did have a good time hanging out with you.",you know dad i really did have a good time hanging out with you,14 +133809,476,207,"Homer Simpson: Well, now it's time for the best kind of bonding -- sitting next to each other in silence, staring blankly at the TV.",1146000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, now it's time for the best kind of bonding -- sitting next to each other in silence, staring blankly at the TV.",well now its time for the best kind of bonding -- sitting next to each other in silence staring blankly at the tv,23 +133810,476,208,(Apiary: ext. apiary - day),1155000,FALSE,NA,3851,NA,Apiary,NA,NA,NA +133811,476,209,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - TV room - continuous),1155000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133812,476,210,Homer Simpson: (LAUGH UPROARIOUSLY),1155000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133813,476,211,(SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE: Int. Sheldon Leavitt's office),1155000,FALSE,NA,3852,NA,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +133814,476,212,Sheldon Leavitt: It's good enough! Let's go home.,1155000,TRUE,5781,3852,Sheldon Leavitt,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,It's good enough! Let's go home.,its good enough lets go home,6 +133815,476,213,"James Lipton: Rebecca, you briefly inspired the hairstyle called ""The Lizzie."" Is ""The Lizzie"" with us here tonight?",1155000,TRUE,3578,3852,James Lipton,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,"Rebecca, you briefly inspired the hairstyle called ""The Lizzie."" Is ""The Lizzie"" with us here tonight?",rebecca you briefly inspired the hairstyle called the lizzie is the lizzie with us here tonight,16 +133816,476,214,"Rebecca: I was clear with your people that I would not recreate ""The Lizzie.""",1208000,TRUE,5782,3852,Rebecca,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,"I was clear with your people that I would not recreate ""The Lizzie.""",i was clear with your people that i would not recreate the lizzie,13 +133817,476,215,"James Lipton: Oh, but ""The Lizzie"" is here. (LIZZIE VOICE, QUOTING SHOW) ""I shouldn't judge my prom date just because he's in a wheelchair. I should judge him by who he is in here."" (NORMAL LIPTON VOICE) The family hugs.",1208000,TRUE,3578,3852,James Lipton,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,"Oh, but ""The Lizzie"" is here. ""I shouldn't judge my prom date just because he's in a wheelchair. I should judge him by who he is in here."" The family hugs.",oh but the lizzie is here i shouldnt judge my prom date just because hes in a wheelchair i should judge him by who he is in here the family hugs,31 +133818,476,216,"""Patrick"": (BRITISH DIGBY SHERIDAN VOICE) I slept with everyone in the cast, including the dog.",1227000,TRUE,5228,3852,Patrick,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,"I slept with everyone in the cast, including the dog.",i slept with everyone in the cast including the dog,10 +133819,476,217,"James Lipton: To quote Matthew Perry from ""Friends,"" ""too much information."" And to quote Dwayne from ""What's happening,"" ""Hey. Hey. Hey.""",1230000,TRUE,3578,3852,James Lipton,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,"To quote Matthew Perry from ""Friends,"" ""too much information."" And to quote Dwayne from ""What's happening,"" ""Hey. Hey. Hey.""",to quote matthew perry from friends too much information and to quote dwayne from whats happening hey hey hey,19 +133874,477,53,"Dr. Kissingher: Okay, now I'll translate that into ""romance language.""",339000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Okay, now I'll translate that into ""romance language.""",okay now ill translate that into romance language,8 +133963,477,142,Bart Simpson: I don't want to talk about my Mom's hair.,712000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I don't want to talk about my Mom's hair.,i dont want to talk about my moms hair,9 +133820,476,218,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS) CHERISH THAT FAMILY SMILE / PICKET FENCE DAYS GO SOMETHING SOMETHING / THE FUTURE IS COMING SOON / MOM AND DAD AND KIDS ARE SOMMMMETHING (CRYING) That's my favorite song now. Sorry ""Don't Fear the Reaper."" (MORE CRYING, THEN) Everybody! Air guitar! Come on, do it with me! Use your whammy bar! Whew! Now fuzz it up! Excellent!",1230000,TRUE,2,3852,Homer Simpson,SHELDON LEAVITT'S OFFICE,"CHERISH THAT FAMILY SMILE / PICKET FENCE DAYS GO SOMETHING SOMETHING / THE FUTURE IS COMING SOON / MOM AND DAD AND KIDS ARE SOMMMMETHING That's my favorite song now. Sorry ""Don't Fear the Reaper."" Everybody! Air guitar! Come on, do it with me! Use your whammy bar! Whew! Now fuzz it up! Excellent!",cherish that family smile picket fence days go something something the future is coming soon mom and dad and kids are sommmmething thats my favorite song now sorry dont fear the reaper everybody air guitar come on do it with me use your whammy bar whew now fuzz it up excellent,51 +133821,477,0,(Springfield: Ext. springfield - Valentine's day - early evening),100000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133822,477,1,Cat Lady: (CRAZY PUZZLED NOISE),100000,FALSE,2502,216,Cat Lady,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133823,477,2,Dog Guy: (CRAZY ATTRACTED NOISES),100000,FALSE,5783,216,Dog Guy,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133824,477,3,Dog Guy: (CRAZY HAPPY NOISES),100000,FALSE,5783,216,Dog Guy,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133825,477,4,Dog Guy: (FLIRTY GIBBERISH),100000,FALSE,5783,216,Dog Guy,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133826,477,5,Cat Lady: (MORE FLIRTY GIBBERISH),100000,FALSE,2502,216,Cat Lady,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +133827,477,6,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - evening),100000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +133828,477,7,"Lenny Leonard: You know, I love our Valentine's Day tradition of going out with each others' sisters.",100000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"You know, I love our Valentine's Day tradition of going out with each others' sisters.",you know i love our valentines day tradition of going out with each others sisters,15 +133829,477,8,Carl Carlson: Is there anything better than my best friend's face on a girl body?,106000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Is there anything better than my best friend's face on a girl body?,is there anything better than my best friends face on a girl body,13 +133830,477,9,Lainie: Not that I can think of!,106000,TRUE,5784,15,Lainie,Moe's Tavern,Not that I can think of!,not that i can think of,6 +133831,477,10,Carlotta: Nothin' better!,110000,TRUE,5785,15,Carlotta,Moe's Tavern,Nothin' better!,nothin better,2 +133832,477,11,"Moe Szyslak: Boy, I love Valentine's Day. Stir a drop of Jägermeister into some pink lemonade, slice in some strawberry Chapstick, call it ""Cupid's Ambrosia,"" and you can charge up the wazoo.",112000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Boy, I love Valentine's Day. Stir a drop of Jägermeister into some pink lemonade, slice in some strawberry Chapstick, call it ""Cupid's Ambrosia,"" and you can charge up the wazoo.",boy i love valentines day stir a drop of jägermeister into some pink lemonade slice in some strawberry chapstick call it cupids ambrosia and you can charge up the wazoo,30 +133833,477,12,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Now all you need are customers. (DRAINS THE DRINK) Well, better get home to the little woman. (CHUCKLES)",124000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Now all you need are customers. Well, better get home to the little woman.",now all you need are customers well better get home to the little woman,14 +133834,477,13,"Homer Simpson: (TO MOE, SLIGHTLY CONCERNED) Do you have plans for tonight?",133000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Do you have plans for tonight?,do you have plans for tonight,6 +133835,477,14,"Moe Szyslak: What are you, crazy? Of course I do. I got a hot date. C'mon, scram, so I can get ready!",135000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"What are you, crazy? Of course I do. I got a hot date. C'mon, scram, so I can get ready!",what are you crazy of course i do i got a hot date cmon scram so i can get ready,20 +133836,477,15,"Moe Szyslak: I'm tellin' ya, I'm fine. I've never been happier. See?",143000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"I'm tellin' ya, I'm fine. I've never been happier. See?",im tellin ya im fine ive never been happier see,10 +133837,477,16,"Moe Szyslak: That's a smile, right? Showin' teeth, eyes all crinkly. (WEAK LAUGH)",148000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"That's a smile, right? Showin' teeth, eyes all crinkly.",thats a smile right showin teeth eyes all crinkly,9 +133838,477,17,"Moe Szyslak: (HUGE SOBS, THEN SEES HOMER) Stop opening doors!",156000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Stop opening doors!,stop opening doors,3 +133839,477,18,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's tavern - later that night),161000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +133840,477,19,"Announcer: Coming up next on ""World of War""...",161000,TRUE,33,15,Announcer,Moe's Tavern,"Coming up next on ""World of War""...",coming up next on world of war,7 +133841,477,20,Moe Szyslak: (INTERESTED NOISE),161000,FALSE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +133842,477,21,"Announcer: ""Hitler and Eva Braun: Crazy In Love.""",165000,TRUE,33,15,Announcer,Moe's Tavern,Hitler and Eva Braun: Crazy In Love.,hitler and eva braun crazy in love,7 +133843,477,22,"Moe Szyslak: Even you let me down, Hitler.",165000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Even you let me down, Hitler.",even you let me down hitler,6 +133844,477,23,"Man's Voice: Hey, you! Spending Valentine's Day by yourself?",170000,TRUE,1892,15,Man's Voice,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, you! Spending Valentine's Day by yourself?",hey you spending valentines day by yourself,7 +133845,477,24,Moe Szyslak: (BIG) Huhza?,173000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Huhza?,huhza,1 +133846,477,25,"Dr. Kissingher: If you're watching this alone, your love life is like ""Sister Act 3"": no Whoopi!",174000,TRUE,5786,15,Dr. Kissingher,Moe's Tavern,"If you're watching this alone, your love life is like ""Sister Act 3"": no Whoopi!",if youre watching this alone your love life is like sister act 3 no whoopi,15 +133847,477,26,Moe Szyslak: I knew my love life was like that movie somehow.,179000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I knew my love life was like that movie somehow.,i knew my love life was like that movie somehow,10 +133848,477,27,"Dr. Kissingher: Well, I'm going to tell you my secrets right now...",182000,TRUE,5786,15,Dr. Kissingher,Moe's Tavern,"Well, I'm going to tell you my secrets right now...",well im going to tell you my secrets right now,10 +133929,477,108,"Homer Simpson: (GRATEFUL) Oh, thank you, prior obligation!",591000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, thank you, prior obligation!",oh thank you prior obligation,5 +133930,477,109,(LIVING ROOM: Int. Living room - continuous),599000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +133849,477,28,"Dr. Kissingher: If ""right now"" means ""tomorrow night at my seminar at the Springfield Airport Motor Lodge."" So if you're ready to turn from couch potato to sex tornado, come and see me, Dr. Kissingher.",185000,TRUE,5786,15,Dr. Kissingher,Moe's Tavern,"If ""right now"" means ""tomorrow night at my seminar at the Springfield Airport Motor Lodge."" So if you're ready to turn from couch potato to sex tornado, come and see me, Dr. Kissingher.",if right now means tomorrow night at my seminar at the springfield airport motor lodge so if youre ready to turn from couch potato to sex tornado come and see me dr kissingher,33 +133850,477,29,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, what have I got to lose? They say for every man, somewhere on Earth there's one woman.",199000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, what have I got to lose? They say for every man, somewhere on Earth there's one woman.",eh what have i got to lose they say for every man somewhere on earth theres one woman,18 +133851,477,30,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning of Feb. 15th - establishing),221000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133852,477,31,Marge Simpson: (GASP) Homer! We only have five minutes until the school bus comes.,221000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer! We only have five minutes until the school bus comes.,homer we only have five minutes until the school bus comes,11 +133853,477,32,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Drive my kids to school?! Never!,225000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Drive my kids to school?! Never!,drive my kids to school never,6 +133854,477,33,Homer Simpson: Stupid double snuggler's hitch! (STRUGGLES) Only hope is to chew off my leg.,232000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid double snuggler's hitch! Only hope is to chew off my leg.,stupid double snugglers hitch only hope is to chew off my leg,12 +133855,477,34,"Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED CHEWING NOISES) Ow! (MORE CHEWING) Ow! (MORE CHEWING) (MORE CHEWING) Huh, mmm, not bad. (MORE CHEWING) Just a hundred and twenty-seven more hours.",238000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ow! Ow! Huh, mmm, not bad. Just a hundred and twenty-seven more hours.",ow ow huh mmm not bad just a hundred and twenty-seven more hours,13 +133856,477,35,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR),238000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133857,477,36,Marge Simpson: (GASPS) My first gray hair!,255000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,My first gray hair!,my first gray hair,4 +133858,477,37,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Oh Marge, don't worry, a lot of movie stars have gray hair, like all those women we loved in the eighties.",257000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Marge, don't worry, a lot of movie stars have gray hair, like all those women we loved in the eighties.",oh marge dont worry a lot of movie stars have gray hair like all those women we loved in the eighties,21 +133859,477,38,"Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Homie, you always mean to say the nicest things.",266000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, you always mean to say the nicest things.",homie you always mean to say the nicest things,9 +133860,477,39,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Well, it's not easy with you talking all the time. (CHUCKLES)",271000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it's not easy with you talking all the time.",well its not easy with you talking all the time,10 +133861,477,40,(Springfield Airport Motor Lodge: Ext. Springfield airport Motor Lodge - establishing - night),282000,FALSE,NA,3853,NA,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,NA,NA,NA +133862,477,41,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, excuse me, is this the seminar where you learn how to pick up free escorts?",282000,TRUE,17,3853,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Uh, excuse me, is this the seminar where you learn how to pick up free escorts?",uh excuse me is this the seminar where you learn how to pick up free escorts,16 +133863,477,42,"Gary Chalmers: Well, we're not learning how to fold cloth napkins.",287000,TRUE,1078,3853,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Well, we're not learning how to fold cloth napkins.",well were not learning how to fold cloth napkins,9 +133864,477,43,"Ned Flanders: Well, I got excited for nothing.",290000,TRUE,11,3853,Ned Flanders,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Well, I got excited for nothing.",well i got excited for nothing,6 +133865,477,44,Dr. Kissingher: Gentlemen... prepare for the Potentate of the Potent Date. The know-it-all of the protocol of the booty call.,294000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,Gentlemen... prepare for the Potentate of the Potent Date. The know-it-all of the protocol of the booty call.,gentlemen prepare for the potentate of the potent date the know-it-all of the protocol of the booty call,18 +133866,477,45,Dr. Kissingher: Dr. Kiss-ing-her!,294000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,Dr. Kiss-ing-her!,dr kiss-ing-her,2 +133867,477,46,"Dr. Kissingher: Once, we were single-celled organisms who could replicate whenever we wanted.",310000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Once, we were single-celled organisms who could replicate whenever we wanted.",once we were single-celled organisms who could replicate whenever we wanted,11 +133868,477,47,Audience: (RAUCOUS CHEERS),310000,FALSE,321,3853,Audience,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,NA,NA,NA +133869,477,48,Barney Gumble: We were men back then!,316000,TRUE,18,3853,Barney Gumble,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,We were men back then!,we were men back then,5 +133870,477,49,"Dr. Kissingher: But today we need more help. Who's first? (POINTS TO WILLIE) You, the guy who's been here since three this afternoon.",318000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"But today we need more help. Who's first? You, the guy who's been here since three this afternoon.",but today we need more help whos first you the guy whos been here since three this afternoon,18 +133871,477,50,Groundskeeper Willie: (STANDING) It's hard to meet girls when you're paid in chickens.,323000,TRUE,404,3853,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,It's hard to meet girls when you're paid in chickens.,its hard to meet girls when youre paid in chickens,10 +133872,477,51,"Dr. Kissingher: (ROLE-PLAYING) Okay, I'm a sexy girl. And research shows that my decision to sleep with you happens in the first six point five seconds. Go.",325000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Okay, I'm a sexy girl. And research shows that my decision to sleep with you happens in the first six point five seconds. Go.",okay im a sexy girl and research shows that my decision to sleep with you happens in the first six point five seconds go,24 +133873,477,52,"Groundskeeper Willie: Uh, my name's Willie, and all I do is get drunk and kill squirrels with me shovel.",333000,TRUE,404,3853,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Uh, my name's Willie, and all I do is get drunk and kill squirrels with me shovel.",uh my names willie and all i do is get drunk and kill squirrels with me shovel,17 +133875,477,54,"Dr. Kissingher: ""Hi, I'm William. I'm a connoisseur of fine spirits, and I love animals to death.",345000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"""Hi, I'm William. I'm a connoisseur of fine spirits, and I love animals to death.",hi im william im a connoisseur of fine spirits and i love animals to death,15 +133876,477,55,Moe Szyslak: (STANDS UP) Do me next! Do me next!,350000,TRUE,17,3853,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,Do me next! Do me next!,do me next do me next,6 +133877,477,56,"Dr. Kissingher: Yahhh! A monster! Save me! (RECOVERING QUICKLY, EMBARRASSED CHUCKLE) Sorry, that was unprofessional. Please, go on.",352000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Yahhh! A monster! Save me! Sorry, that was unprofessional. Please, go on.",yahhh a monster save me sorry that was unprofessional please go on,12 +133878,477,57,"Moe Szyslak: Name's Moe Szyslak. As a kid, I had roundworm. Heck, I was more worm than boy for a couple of years. I dabbled in Satanism, until I was asked to leave. Oh, uh, and one month I ate nothing but aquarium fish.",358000,TRUE,17,3853,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Name's Moe Szyslak. As a kid, I had roundworm. Heck, I was more worm than boy for a couple of years. I dabbled in Satanism, until I was asked to leave. Oh, uh, and one month I ate nothing but aquarium fish.",names moe szyslak as a kid i had roundworm heck i was more worm than boy for a couple of years i dabbled in satanism until i was asked to leave oh uh and one month i ate nothing but aquarium fish,42 +133879,477,58,Dr. Kissingher: (SIGHS) Your only hope is to use a wingman.,371000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,Your only hope is to use a wingman.,your only hope is to use a wingman,8 +133880,477,59,Moe Szyslak: What's a wingman?,373000,TRUE,17,3853,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,What's a wingman?,whats a wingman,3 +133881,477,60,Dr. Kissingher: A wingman is a friend--,374000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,A wingman is a friend--,a wingman is a friend--,5 +133882,477,61,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa, whoa, whoa, now I gotta find a friend?",374000,TRUE,17,3853,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, now I gotta find a friend?",whoa whoa whoa now i gotta find a friend,9 +133883,477,62,"Dr. Kissingher: You need someone who's secretly on your side, making you look good to women. But he can't be more handsome or appealing than you.",378000,TRUE,5786,3853,Dr. Kissingher,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"You need someone who's secretly on your side, making you look good to women. But he can't be more handsome or appealing than you.",you need someone whos secretly on your side making you look good to women but he cant be more handsome or appealing than you,24 +133884,477,63,"Moe Szyslak: Okay, let's take a flip through the Moe-lodex. Bingo.",382000,TRUE,17,3853,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Okay, let's take a flip through the Moe-lodex. Bingo.",okay lets take a flip through the moe-lodex bingo,9 +133885,477,64,Moe Szyslak: That was a weird day.,389000,TRUE,17,3853,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,That was a weird day.,that was a weird day,5 +133886,477,65,"Seymour Skinner: Sir, would you be my wingman?",391000,TRUE,3,3853,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Sir, would you be my wingman?",sir would you be my wingman,6 +133887,477,66,"Gary Chalmers: (NODS) We could try it out this weekend at the ""Faculty Follies"" after-party.",393000,TRUE,1078,3853,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"We could try it out this weekend at the ""Faculty Follies"" after-party.",we could try it out this weekend at the faculty follies after-party,12 +133888,477,67,Seymour Skinner: One thing -- what if there's a woman we both like?,397000,TRUE,3,3853,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,One thing -- what if there's a woman we both like?,one thing -- what if theres a woman we both like,11 +133889,477,68,"Gary Chalmers: Well, we'll use the time-honored ""I saw her first"" rule.",400000,TRUE,1078,3853,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,"Well, we'll use the time-honored ""I saw her first"" rule.",well well use the time-honored i saw her first rule,10 +133890,477,69,Seymour Skinner: What if I see her hand at the same time you see her face?,403000,TRUE,3,3853,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,What if I see her hand at the same time you see her face?,what if i see her hand at the same time you see her face,14 +133891,477,70,Gary Chalmers: Face beats hand!,407000,TRUE,1078,3853,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Airport Motor Lodge,Face beats hand!,face beats hand,3 +133892,477,71,(Julio's Hair Salon: INT. julio's HAIR SALON - the next morning),410000,FALSE,NA,3854,NA,Julio's Hair Salon,NA,NA,NA +133893,477,72,"Julio: So, after dinner I cut his hair and he readjusted my mortgage. That's what he does. And how was your Valentine's Day?",410000,TRUE,3853,3854,Julio,Julio's Hair Salon,"So, after dinner I cut his hair and he readjusted my mortgage. That's what he does. And how was your Valentine's Day?",so after dinner i cut his hair and he readjusted my mortgage thats what he does and how was your valentines day,22 +133894,477,73,"Marge Simpson: (RECALLING FONDLY) Very romantic. Homer had the basketball game muted the whole time. (CASUAL) Oh, and then I found a gray hair. No big deal.",420000,TRUE,1,3854,Marge Simpson,Julio's Hair Salon,"Very romantic. Homer had the basketball game muted the whole time. Oh, and then I found a gray hair. No big deal.",very romantic homer had the basketball game muted the whole time oh and then i found a gray hair no big deal,22 +133895,477,74,Julio: Marge... It's time I told you the truth. You've been grayer than a Seattle Cinco de Mayo for years now.,428000,TRUE,3853,3854,Julio,Julio's Hair Salon,Marge... It's time I told you the truth. You've been grayer than a Seattle Cinco de Mayo for years now.,marge its time i told you the truth youve been grayer than a seattle cinco de mayo for years now,20 +133896,477,75,Marge Simpson: Really?,436000,TRUE,1,3854,Marge Simpson,Julio's Hair Salon,Really?,really,1 +133897,477,76,"Julio: Yes, the dye not only colors your hair, but the fumes wipe the experience from your mind.",438000,TRUE,3853,3854,Julio,Julio's Hair Salon,"Yes, the dye not only colors your hair, but the fumes wipe the experience from your mind.",yes the dye not only colors your hair but the fumes wipe the experience from your mind,17 +133898,477,77,"Julio: (COMMANDING, TO ASSISTANTS) Jimothy, Aquanetta, it's touch-up time! Gloves and foil, people! Let's go! Crinkle, crinkle.",444000,TRUE,3853,3854,Julio,Julio's Hair Salon,"Jimothy, Aquanetta, it's touch-up time! Gloves and foil, people! Let's go! Crinkle, crinkle.",jimothy aquanetta its touch-up time gloves and foil people lets go crinkle crinkle,13 +133899,477,78,Marge Simpson: (REACTS TO JOLTS),444000,FALSE,1,3854,Marge Simpson,Julio's Hair Salon,NA,NA,NA +133900,477,79,"Julio: Oh, Janis, I'm so sorry, can we reschedule? It's a battle of the Blue and Gray and I'm Gaybraham Lincoln, baby.",454000,TRUE,3853,3854,Julio,Julio's Hair Salon,"Oh, Janis, I'm so sorry, can we reschedule? It's a battle of the Blue and Gray and I'm Gaybraham Lincoln, baby.",oh janis im so sorry can we reschedule its a battle of the blue and gray and im gaybraham lincoln baby,21 +133901,477,80,"Middle-aged Lady: Oh, that's okay. I only needed a touchup. My husband and I can use the time to take a long romantic walk.",463000,TRUE,5787,3854,Middle-aged Lady,Julio's Hair Salon,"Oh, that's okay. I only needed a touchup. My husband and I can use the time to take a long romantic walk.",oh thats okay i only needed a touchup my husband and i can use the time to take a long romantic walk,22 +133902,477,81,Marge Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL NOISE) She doesn't seem so worried about her gray hair.,470000,TRUE,1,3854,Marge Simpson,Julio's Hair Salon,She doesn't seem so worried about her gray hair.,she doesnt seem so worried about her gray hair,9 +133903,477,82,"Julio: (ADMIRING) Oh, her self-confidence doesn't come from a bottle. Now, let's rub this toxic blue goo onto your scalp.",474000,TRUE,3853,3854,Julio,Julio's Hair Salon,"Oh, her self-confidence doesn't come from a bottle. Now, let's rub this toxic blue goo onto your scalp.",oh her self-confidence doesnt come from a bottle now lets rub this toxic blue goo onto your scalp,18 +133904,477,83,Julio: Um-hm. Little of that. Mix it up...,481000,TRUE,3853,3854,Julio,Julio's Hair Salon,Um-hm. Little of that. Mix it up...,um-hm little of that mix it up,7 +133905,477,84,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - early evening),502000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133906,477,85,Marge Simpson: I brought home fried chicken...,502000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I brought home fried chicken...,i brought home fried chicken,5 +133907,477,86,Marge Simpson: And a completely new hairstyle!,504000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And a completely new hairstyle!,and a completely new hairstyle,5 +133908,477,87,Marge Simpson: A completely new hairstyle!,511000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,A completely new hairstyle!,a completely new hairstyle,4 +133909,477,88,"Marge Simpson: So, what do you think?",520000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, what do you think?",so what do you think,5 +133910,477,89,(Homer's Head: Int. Homer's head - continuous),523000,FALSE,NA,3855,NA,Homer's Head,NA,NA,NA +133911,477,90,Executive #1: She wants an honest answer! What do we do?,523000,TRUE,258,3855,Executive #1,Homer's Head,She wants an honest answer! What do we do?,she wants an honest answer what do we do,9 +133912,477,91,Executive #2: I don't know! I don't know!,526000,TRUE,419,3855,Executive #2,Homer's Head,I don't know! I don't know!,i dont know i dont know,6 +133913,477,92,Executive #3: We could fake a stroke!,527000,TRUE,259,3855,Executive #3,Homer's Head,We could fake a stroke!,we could fake a stroke,5 +133914,477,93,"Executive #2: The last time we faked a stroke, it led to a real one!",529000,TRUE,419,3855,Executive #2,Homer's Head,"The last time we faked a stroke, it led to a real one!",the last time we faked a stroke it led to a real one,13 +133915,477,94,"Executive #1: (PANIC-STRICKEN) We're running out of time, people! We need an answer! And it needs to be great!",531000,TRUE,258,3855,Executive #1,Homer's Head,"We're running out of time, people! We need an answer! And it needs to be great!",were running out of time people we need an answer and it needs to be great,16 +133916,477,95,Homer Simpson: So... chicken.,538000,TRUE,2,3855,Homer Simpson,Homer's Head,So... chicken.,so chicken,2 +133917,477,96,Executives: (ANNOYED GRUNTS),538000,FALSE,1362,3855,Executives,Homer's Head,NA,NA,NA +133918,477,97,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - early evening),543000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133919,477,98,"Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED) Well, what do you kids think of the real me?",543000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, what do you kids think of the real me?",well what do you kids think of the real me,10 +133920,477,99,"Lisa Simpson: (GENUINE) I love it. I know I use the word ""empowering"" a lot, but this time it really is that.",547000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I love it. I know I use the word ""empowering"" a lot, but this time it really is that.",i love it i know i use the word empowering a lot but this time it really is that,19 +133921,477,100,"Bart Simpson: I just have one question about hair. Where does mine start? (TOUCHING THE SIDE OF HIS HEAD, GROWING PANIC) Head, head, head, hair... where's the border?",552000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I just have one question about hair. Where does mine start? Head, head, head, hair... where's the border?",i just have one question about hair where does mine start head head head hair wheres the border,18 +133922,477,101,"Lisa Simpson: (PANICKY) Oh my God, me too!",559000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh my God, me too!",oh my god me too,5 +133923,477,102,Bart Simpson: (ANGUISHED) What are we?!,563000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What are we?!,what are we,3 +133924,477,103,"Marge Simpson: (ANXIOUS) What do you think, Homie?",565000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"What do you think, Homie?",what do you think homie,5 +133925,477,104,"Homer Simpson: Sweetie, you've always been beautiful, but now you're my silver belle. Let me get the camera we use for precious moments and insurance claims.",566000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, you've always been beautiful, but now you're my silver belle. Let me get the camera we use for precious moments and insurance claims.",sweetie youve always been beautiful but now youre my silver belle let me get the camera we use for precious moments and insurance claims,24 +133926,477,105,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE) What has she done?! I feel like I'm married to Richard Gere!,577000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What has she done?! I feel like I'm married to Richard Gere!,what has she done i feel like im married to richard gere,12 +133927,477,106,"Homer Simpson: I can't talk now, I'm talking to myself! No, no, Homer, go ahead. Thanks, Homer, it'll just be a minute. (TO MOE) What's up?",583000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I can't talk now, I'm talking to myself! No, no, Homer, go ahead. Thanks, Homer, it'll just be a minute. What's up?",i cant talk now im talking to myself no no homer go ahead thanks homer itll just be a minute whats up,22 +133928,477,107,"Moe Szyslak: Hey wingman, you're supposed to be here like you promised.",588000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Hey wingman, you're supposed to be here like you promised.",hey wingman youre supposed to be here like you promised,10 +133931,477,110,"Lisa Simpson: (HYPERVENTILATES, CRAZED) I can't take it. I'm just going to draw a hairline on.",599000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,I can't take it. I'm just going to draw a hairline on.,i cant take it im just going to draw a hairline on,12 +133932,477,111,(SINGLES CLUB: ExT. singles club - evening - establishing),606000,FALSE,NA,3856,NA,SINGLES CLUB,NA,NA,NA +133933,477,112,"Homer Simpson: So basically, my job is to make you look good by comparison. Like West Virginia does for Virginia.",606000,TRUE,2,3856,Homer Simpson,SINGLES CLUB,"So basically, my job is to make you look good by comparison. Like West Virginia does for Virginia.",so basically my job is to make you look good by comparison like west virginia does for virginia,18 +133934,477,113,Homer Simpson: (KNOWING CHUCKLE) The good doctor has just the prescription.,615000,TRUE,2,3856,Homer Simpson,SINGLES CLUB,The good doctor has just the prescription.,the good doctor has just the prescription,7 +133935,477,114,"Dr. Kissingher: ""Jumping on the Grenade:"" the wingman engages the less attractive friend, isolating the target. (SHRINKING NOISE)",619000,TRUE,5786,3856,Dr. Kissingher,SINGLES CLUB,"""Jumping on the Grenade:"" the wingman engages the less attractive friend, isolating the target.",jumping on the grenade the wingman engages the less attractive friend isolating the target,14 +133936,477,115,Homer Simpson: You ever notice that pizzas have gotten so small lately?,626000,TRUE,2,3856,Homer Simpson,SINGLES CLUB,You ever notice that pizzas have gotten so small lately?,you ever notice that pizzas have gotten so small lately,10 +133937,477,116,Heavyset Woman: (DIABETTY VOICE) They're like dimes!,629000,TRUE,5788,3856,Heavyset Woman,SINGLES CLUB,They're like dimes!,theyre like dimes,3 +133938,477,117,"Homer Simpson: Yes, that's exactly it!",631000,TRUE,2,3856,Homer Simpson,SINGLES CLUB,"Yes, that's exactly it!",yes thats exactly it,4 +133939,477,118,"Heavyset Woman: Well, a girl could starve to death!",633000,TRUE,5788,3856,Heavyset Woman,SINGLES CLUB,"Well, a girl could starve to death!",well a girl could starve to death,7 +133940,477,119,Homer Simpson: Oh I know.,635000,TRUE,2,3856,Homer Simpson,SINGLES CLUB,Oh I know.,oh i know,3 +133941,477,120,"Moe Szyslak: Wow, your friend did something I could never do.",635000,TRUE,17,3856,Moe Szyslak,SINGLES CLUB,"Wow, your friend did something I could never do.",wow your friend did something i could never do,9 +133942,477,121,Attractive Friend: What's that?,638000,TRUE,5789,3856,Attractive Friend,SINGLES CLUB,What's that?,whats that,2 +133943,477,122,Moe Szyslak: Walk away from you.,639000,TRUE,17,3856,Moe Szyslak,SINGLES CLUB,Walk away from you.,walk away from you,4 +133944,477,123,Attractive Friend: (TURNED-ON NOISE),639000,FALSE,5789,3856,Attractive Friend,SINGLES CLUB,NA,NA,NA +133945,477,124,"Dr. Kissingher: ""Taking Down a Rival,"" aka ""Talk Blocking."" (POWERING DOWN NOISE)",642000,TRUE,5786,3856,Dr. Kissingher,SINGLES CLUB,"""Taking Down a Rival,"" aka ""Talk Blocking.""",taking down a rival aka talk blocking,7 +133946,477,125,"Homer Simpson: So Lenny, ever get that rebar out of your head?",642000,TRUE,2,3856,Homer Simpson,SINGLES CLUB,"So Lenny, ever get that rebar out of your head?",so lenny ever get that rebar out of your head,10 +133947,477,126,"Lenny Leonard: No, they just sawed off the ends and painted over the nubs. Hey, where you goin', baby?",650000,TRUE,165,3856,Lenny Leonard,SINGLES CLUB,"No, they just sawed off the ends and painted over the nubs. Hey, where you goin', baby?",no they just sawed off the ends and painted over the nubs hey where you goin baby,17 +133948,477,127,Lenny Leonard: Oh no you don't.,656000,TRUE,165,3856,Lenny Leonard,SINGLES CLUB,Oh no you don't.,oh no you dont,4 +133949,477,128,Lenny Leonard: Nice talk-blocking. Would you be willing to wingman for me?,661000,TRUE,165,3856,Lenny Leonard,SINGLES CLUB,Nice talk-blocking. Would you be willing to wingman for me?,nice talk-blocking would you be willing to wingman for me,10 +133950,477,129,"Homer Simpson: Well, I don't know... it's a lot of work.",665000,TRUE,2,3856,Homer Simpson,SINGLES CLUB,"Well, I don't know... it's a lot of work.",well i dont know its a lot of work,9 +133951,477,130,Lenny Leonard: (SELLING) I just ordered this bottomless pitcher of beer and circumference-less platter of nachos.,667000,TRUE,165,3856,Lenny Leonard,SINGLES CLUB,I just ordered this bottomless pitcher of beer and circumference-less platter of nachos.,i just ordered this bottomless pitcher of beer and circumference-less platter of nachos,13 +133952,477,131,Homer Simpson: Deal!,670000,TRUE,2,3856,Homer Simpson,SINGLES CLUB,Deal!,deal,1 +133953,477,132,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - afternoon),672000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133954,477,133,"Marge Simpson: Need some coolin' down, Hot Stuff?",672000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Need some coolin' down, Hot Stuff?",need some coolin down hot stuff,6 +133955,477,134,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),672000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +133958,477,137,"Judi Dench: Kiss me, Double-O Seven.",684000,TRUE,3947,5,Judi Dench,Simpson Home,"Kiss me, Double-O Seven.",kiss me double-o seven,4 +133959,477,138,"Blofeld: (SARCASTIC) Good show, Mr. Bond. (SARCASTIC CHUCKLE)",687000,TRUE,5790,5,Blofeld,Simpson Home,"Good show, Mr. Bond.",good show mr bond,4 +133960,477,139,(Springfield Elementary School: ExT. springfield elementary - playground - the next afternoon),687000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133961,477,140,Lisa Simpson: Help! My macaroni Marconi!,687000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Help! My macaroni Marconi!,help my macaroni marconi,4 +133962,477,141,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, what happened to your Mom's hair? Did she see something scary like that vampire on ""Sesame Street?"" They should warn you when he's coming.",703000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart, what happened to your Mom's hair? Did she see something scary like that vampire on ""Sesame Street?"" They should warn you when he's coming.",bart what happened to your moms hair did she see something scary like that vampire on sesame street they should warn you when hes coming,25 +133992,477,171,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield elementary - skinner's office - day),855000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +133964,477,143,Milhouse Van Houten: Right. It's just weird. Normally I think your mom is hot--,714000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Right. It's just weird. Normally I think your mom is hot--,right its just weird normally i think your mom is hot--,11 +133965,477,144,Bart Simpson: Take that back!,718000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Take that back!,take that back,3 +133966,477,145,"Milhouse Van Houten: I'm sorry. What I mean is, she's not hot any more...",718000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm sorry. What I mean is, she's not hot any more...",im sorry what i mean is shes not hot any more,11 +133967,477,146,Bart Simpson: Take that back!,722000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Take that back!,take that back,3 +133968,477,147,"Nelson Muntz: (DEFENSIVE) So moody! Just like my Mom on her ""can't dance"" days.",725000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"So moody! Just like my Mom on her ""can't dance"" days.",so moody just like my mom on her cant dance days,11 +133969,477,148,(Supermarket: ext. supermarket - day - establishing),736000,FALSE,NA,381,NA,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +133970,477,149,Lisa Simpson: Huh. Let's see what cousin Jessica's up to.,736000,TRUE,9,381,Lisa Simpson,Supermarket,Huh. Let's see what cousin Jessica's up to.,huh lets see what cousin jessicas up to,8 +133971,477,150,Marge Simpson: There's a woman who's got it all under control.,742000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,There's a woman who's got it all under control.,theres a woman whos got it all under control,9 +133972,477,151,Marge Simpson: (NOISE OF UNCONTROLLED SHOCK),742000,FALSE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +133973,477,152,"LUANNE: Marge, your hair -- it's fantastic!",753000,TRUE,5480,381,LUANNE,Supermarket,"Marge, your hair -- it's fantastic!",marge your hair -- its fantastic,6 +133974,477,153,"Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE SURPRISED) Well, thank you.",756000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,"Well, thank you.",well thank you,3 +133975,477,154,"LUANNE: No, thank you for your bravery!",757000,TRUE,5480,381,LUANNE,Supermarket,"No, thank you for your bravery!",no thank you for your bravery,6 +133976,477,155,Marge Simpson: (PERTURBED MURMUR),757000,FALSE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +133977,477,156,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I hope I look half as good as you when I give up!,762000,TRUE,40,381,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Supermarket,I hope I look half as good as you when I give up!,i hope i look half as good as you when i give up,13 +133978,477,157,Bernice Hibbert: Such audacity!,766000,TRUE,2089,381,Bernice Hibbert,Supermarket,Such audacity!,such audacity,2 +133979,477,158,Ralph Wiggum: Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.,768000,TRUE,119,381,Ralph Wiggum,Supermarket,Grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box.,grandma had hair like that when she went to sleep in her forever box,14 +133980,477,159,"Lisa Simpson: You can't listen to those women, Mom. Change threatens them. They didn't like it when the Springfield Shopper started printing in color.",781000,TRUE,9,381,Lisa Simpson,Supermarket,"You can't listen to those women, Mom. Change threatens them. They didn't like it when the Springfield Shopper started printing in color.",you cant listen to those women mom change threatens them they didnt like it when the springfield shopper started printing in color,22 +133981,477,160,Marge Simpson: Neither did I. I didn't want to know what color the Statue of Liberty was. But you know what? I was wrong. And these ladies are too.,788000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,Neither did I. I didn't want to know what color the Statue of Liberty was. But you know what? I was wrong. And these ladies are too.,neither did i i didnt want to know what color the statue of liberty was but you know what i was wrong and these ladies are too,27 +133982,477,161,"Cashier: (GINGERLY) Ma'am, do you have any kind of a... discount card?",798000,TRUE,115,381,Cashier,Supermarket,"Ma'am, do you have any kind of a... discount card?",maam do you have any kind of a discount card,10 +133983,477,162,Marge Simpson: What kind of card?,800000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,What kind of card?,what kind of card,4 +133984,477,163,"Cashier: (DELICATELY) Well, you know... maybe you belong to the A.A...",802000,TRUE,115,381,Cashier,Supermarket,"Well, you know... maybe you belong to the A.A...",well you know maybe you belong to the aa,9 +133985,477,164,Marge Simpson: The A.A.? No!,805000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,The A.A.? No!,the aa no,3 +133986,477,165,"Cashier: Oh no, I meant the A.A.--",807000,TRUE,115,381,Cashier,Supermarket,"Oh no, I meant the A.A.--",oh no i meant the aa--,6 +133987,477,166,"Marge Simpson: A.A.A.? No, I'm not in triple-A. I don't like their ""Westways"" magazine. They'll give four diamonds to any place that's got a lid on the toilet.",809000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,"A.A.A.? No, I'm not in triple-A. I don't like their ""Westways"" magazine. They'll give four diamonds to any place that's got a lid on the toilet.",aaa no im not in triple-a i dont like their westways magazine theyll give four diamonds to any place thats got a lid on the toilet,26 +133988,477,167,"Cashier: No, I meant the A.A... R...",819000,TRUE,115,381,Cashier,Supermarket,"No, I meant the A.A... R...",no i meant the aa r,6 +133989,477,168,Marge Simpson: (LOUDLY) P?! (GASPS) The A.A.R.P.?! (OFFENDED) Well that tears it. I don't want this milk and I'm not gonna take it back.,825000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,P?! The A.A.R.P.?! Well that tears it. I don't want this milk and I'm not gonna take it back.,p the aarp well that tears it i dont want this milk and im not gonna take it back,19 +133990,477,169,"Cashier: (GENTLY) That's okay, we have a young man who does that for you.",835000,TRUE,115,381,Cashier,Supermarket,"That's okay, we have a young man who does that for you.",thats okay we have a young man who does that for you,12 +133991,477,170,"Gil Gunderson: Right here, ma'am. Oh boy, a ""put back!"" I hope it takes me by the freezer section. Stick my head in the pizza case it's like a ski vacation! I can imagine the pepperonis are Swiss chalets nestled in a big layer of mozzarella snow!",838000,TRUE,2369,381,Gil Gunderson,Supermarket,"Right here, ma'am. Oh boy, a ""put back!"" I hope it takes me by the freezer section. Stick my head in the pizza case it's like a ski vacation! I can imagine the pepperonis are Swiss chalets nestled in a big layer of mozzarella snow!",right here maam oh boy a put back i hope it takes me by the freezer section stick my head in the pizza case its like a ski vacation i can imagine the pepperonis are swiss chalets nestled in a big layer of mozzarella snow,45 +133993,477,172,"Seymour Skinner: Bart, eyewitnesses to your fight described you as ""berserkoid,"" ""totally aggro,"" and said you punched Milhouse ""like fifty billion times."" That's an excessive number of times.",855000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart, eyewitnesses to your fight described you as ""berserkoid,"" ""totally aggro,"" and said you punched Milhouse ""like fifty billion times."" That's an excessive number of times.",bart eyewitnesses to your fight described you as berserkoid totally aggro and said you punched milhouse like fifty billion times thats an excessive number of times,26 +133994,477,173,"Seymour Skinner: (KINDLY) What's bothering you, son?",867000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"What's bothering you, son?",whats bothering you son,4 +133995,477,174,Bart Simpson: I... I don't want to talk about it.,869000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I... I don't want to talk about it.,i i dont want to talk about it,8 +133996,477,175,Seymour Skinner: Thank God. I don't want to either.,871000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Thank God. I don't want to either.,thank god i dont want to either,7 +133997,477,176,(Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office: Int. School psychologist - moments later),873000,FALSE,NA,577,NA,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,NA,NA,NA +133998,477,177,"Dr. J. Loren Pyror: Remember, Bart, anything you say here is confidential.",873000,TRUE,43,577,Dr. J. Loren Pyror,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,"Remember, Bart, anything you say here is confidential.",remember bart anything you say here is confidential,8 +133999,477,178,Bart Simpson: Can we close the door?,878000,TRUE,8,577,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,Can we close the door?,can we close the door,5 +134000,477,179,"Dr. J. Loren Pyror: Oh, there is no door. State regulations.",880000,TRUE,43,577,Dr. J. Loren Pyror,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,"Oh, there is no door. State regulations.",oh there is no door state regulations,7 +134001,477,180,"Sherri Mackleberry: Hey, Bart!",882000,TRUE,54,577,Sherri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,"Hey, Bart!",hey bart,2 +134002,477,181,Terri Mackleberry: Still freakin' out 'cause your Mom aged thirty years in a day?,884000,TRUE,55,577,Terri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,Still freakin' out 'cause your Mom aged thirty years in a day?,still freakin out cause your mom aged thirty years in a day,12 +134003,477,182,"Dr. J. Loren Pyror: (EXPLAINING) Don't judge them too harshly. They recently learned they were once two-thirds of conjoined triplets. And the third one is out for revenge. Now Bart, share your most intimate thoughts with me.",888000,TRUE,43,577,Dr. J. Loren Pyror,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,"Don't judge them too harshly. They recently learned they were once two-thirds of conjoined triplets. And the third one is out for revenge. Now Bart, share your most intimate thoughts with me.",dont judge them too harshly they recently learned they were once two-thirds of conjoined triplets and the third one is out for revenge now bart share your most intimate thoughts with me,32 +134004,477,183,Bart Simpson: I don't think I want to.,897000,TRUE,8,577,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,I don't think I want to.,i dont think i want to,6 +134005,477,184,"Dr. J. Loren Pyror: Oh... Well, maybe it'd be easier for you to talk to my colleague Doctor Thera-bear.",899000,TRUE,43,577,Dr. J. Loren Pyror,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,"Oh... Well, maybe it'd be easier for you to talk to my colleague Doctor Thera-bear.",oh well maybe itd be easier for you to talk to my colleague doctor thera-bear,15 +134006,477,185,Bart Simpson: (TO BEAR) Well...,904000,TRUE,8,577,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,Well...,well,1 +134007,477,186,Dr. J. Loren Pyror: Hold on. I'm not allowed in the room while you talk to the bear.,907000,TRUE,43,577,Dr. J. Loren Pyror,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,Hold on. I'm not allowed in the room while you talk to the bear.,hold on im not allowed in the room while you talk to the bear,14 +134008,477,187,"Bart Simpson: All right, I know there's a camera in you somewhere.",913000,TRUE,8,577,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Psychologist's Office,"All right, I know there's a camera in you somewhere.",all right i know theres a camera in you somewhere,10 +134009,477,188,(SECRET ROOM: Int. secret room - continuous),920000,FALSE,NA,908,NA,SECRET ROOM,NA,NA,NA +134010,477,189,Seymour Skinner: They never think to look behind the Jazz-Fest Poster.,920000,TRUE,3,908,Seymour Skinner,SECRET ROOM,They never think to look behind the Jazz-Fest Poster.,they never think to look behind the jazz-fest poster,9 +134011,477,190,(STARBUCKS-STYLE COFFEE SHOP: INT. starbucks-style coffee shop - later that day),927000,FALSE,NA,3857,NA,STARBUCKS-STYLE COFFEE SHOP,NA,NA,NA +134012,477,191,Patty Bouvier: So it's true -- your hair committed blue-icide.,927000,TRUE,10,3857,Patty Bouvier,STARBUCKS-STYLE COFFEE SHOP,So it's true -- your hair committed blue-icide.,so its true -- your hair committed blue-icide,8 +134013,477,192,Patty Bouvier: (CHUCKLES),927000,FALSE,10,3857,Patty Bouvier,STARBUCKS-STYLE COFFEE SHOP,NA,NA,NA +134014,477,193,"Marge Simpson: I thought you'd be more supportive. I mean, you went gray yourselves.",933000,TRUE,1,3857,Marge Simpson,STARBUCKS-STYLE COFFEE SHOP,"I thought you'd be more supportive. I mean, you went gray yourselves.",i thought youd be more supportive i mean you went gray yourselves,12 +134015,477,194,"Selma Bouvier: No, we didn't. (POINTING TO HER HAIR) This is just smoke and ash.",937000,TRUE,22,3857,Selma Bouvier,STARBUCKS-STYLE COFFEE SHOP,"No, we didn't. This is just smoke and ash.",no we didnt this is just smoke and ash,9 +134016,477,195,(Coffee Shop: Int. coffee shop - continuous),947000,FALSE,NA,147,NA,Coffee Shop,NA,NA,NA +134017,477,196,"Patty Bouvier: So what does your husband, Vidal Baboon, think of the new look?",947000,TRUE,10,147,Patty Bouvier,Coffee Shop,"So what does your husband, Vidal Baboon, think of the new look?",so what does your husband vidal baboon think of the new look,12 +134018,477,197,"Marge Simpson: He loves it! He calls me his ""silver belle!""",951000,TRUE,1,147,Marge Simpson,Coffee Shop,"He loves it! He calls me his ""silver belle!""",he loves it he calls me his silver belle,9 +134019,477,198,Selma Bouvier: That means he hates it. If he really liked it he'd just paw at it instead of getting all clever.,955000,TRUE,22,147,Selma Bouvier,Coffee Shop,That means he hates it. If he really liked it he'd just paw at it instead of getting all clever.,that means he hates it if he really liked it hed just paw at it instead of getting all clever,20 +134020,477,199,Marge Simpson: Why are you always trying to cause trouble with me and Homer? Our marriage is rock solid!,961000,TRUE,1,147,Marge Simpson,Coffee Shop,Why are you always trying to cause trouble with me and Homer? Our marriage is rock solid!,why are you always trying to cause trouble with me and homer our marriage is rock solid,17 +134021,477,200,"Young Woman #1: So, do you think Homer is gonna be at Club Zipless tonight?",966000,TRUE,5791,147,Young Woman #1,Coffee Shop,"So, do you think Homer is gonna be at Club Zipless tonight?",so do you think homer is gonna be at club zipless tonight,12 +134022,477,201,Young Woman #2: I sure hope so.,969000,TRUE,5792,147,Young Woman #2,Coffee Shop,I sure hope so.,i sure hope so,4 +134023,477,202,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED GASP),969000,FALSE,1,147,Marge Simpson,Coffee Shop,NA,NA,NA +134024,477,203,"Young Woman #1: Oops, dropped my stirrer.",972000,TRUE,5791,147,Young Woman #1,Coffee Shop,"Oops, dropped my stirrer.",oops dropped my stirrer,4 +134025,477,204,"Young Woman #2: (DOING HOMER IMPRESSION) ""D'oh!""",973000,TRUE,5792,147,Young Woman #2,Coffee Shop,D'oh!,doh,1 +134026,477,205,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),973000,FALSE,1,147,Marge Simpson,Coffee Shop,NA,NA,NA +134027,477,206,"Selma Bouvier: Well, Marge. Ready to kick Homer to the curb?",976000,TRUE,22,147,Selma Bouvier,Coffee Shop,"Well, Marge. Ready to kick Homer to the curb?",well marge ready to kick homer to the curb,9 +134028,477,207,Patty Bouvier: I can bend him like Beckham.,979000,TRUE,10,147,Patty Bouvier,Coffee Shop,I can bend him like Beckham.,i can bend him like beckham,6 +134029,477,208,"Marge Simpson: Sorry, but I'm fighting for my man!",981000,TRUE,1,147,Marge Simpson,Coffee Shop,"Sorry, but I'm fighting for my man!",sorry but im fighting for my man,7 +134030,477,209,Marge Simpson: Give me a double espresso to go.,984000,TRUE,1,147,Marge Simpson,Coffee Shop,Give me a double espresso to go.,give me a double espresso to go,7 +134031,477,210,"Waitress: Ma'am are you sure that's wise, with what I presume is your heart condition?",986000,TRUE,608,147,Waitress,Coffee Shop,"Ma'am are you sure that's wise, with what I presume is your heart condition?",maam are you sure thats wise with what i presume is your heart condition,14 +134032,477,211,Marge Simpson: (VERY IRRITATED MURMUR),986000,FALSE,1,147,Marge Simpson,Coffee Shop,NA,NA,NA +134033,477,212,"Jimbo Jones: Woo! Go, granny, go!",996000,TRUE,144,147,Jimbo Jones,Coffee Shop,"Woo! Go, granny, go!",woo go granny go,4 +134034,477,213,"DOLPH: Aw jeez, she's comin' back!",1000000,TRUE,146,147,DOLPH,Coffee Shop,"Aw jeez, she's comin' back!",aw jeez shes comin back,5 +134035,477,214,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Run, bullies, run!",1003000,TRUE,145,147,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Coffee Shop,"Run, bullies, run!",run bullies run,3 +134036,477,215,(Springfield Streets: Ext. Springfield streets - early evening),1016000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +134037,477,216,(Marge's Car: int. marge's car - continuous),1016000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +134038,477,217,"Marge Simpson: Look out, chicks! The silver fox is coming to the hen house!",1016000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"Look out, chicks! The silver fox is coming to the hen house!",look out chicks the silver fox is coming to the hen house,12 +134039,477,218,Marge Simpson: (QUICK SHRIEK),1016000,FALSE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +134040,477,219,"Marge Simpson: (BREATHING HEAVILY) I'm okay, I'm okay.",1025000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"I'm okay, I'm okay.",im okay im okay,4 +134041,477,220,Marge Simpson: Brambles!,1033000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Brambles!,brambles,1 +134042,477,221,(Alleyway: ext. alleyway - continuous),1048000,FALSE,NA,659,NA,Alleyway,NA,NA,NA +134043,477,222,Marge Simpson: Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!,1048000,TRUE,1,659,Marge Simpson,Alleyway,Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo! Shoo!,shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo shoo,7 +134044,477,223,Marge Simpson: (DETERMINED) I'm looking for Homer Simpson.,1056000,TRUE,1,659,Marge Simpson,Alleyway,I'm looking for Homer Simpson.,im looking for homer simpson,5 +134045,477,224,"Bouncer: (WISEGUY) What, did he eat your candy house and push you into the oven?",1059000,TRUE,5195,659,Bouncer,Alleyway,"What, did he eat your candy house and push you into the oven?",what did he eat your candy house and push you into the oven,13 +134046,477,225,"Marge Simpson: Odd, that's what the valet just asked me.",1062000,TRUE,1,659,Marge Simpson,Alleyway,"Odd, that's what the valet just asked me.",odd thats what the valet just asked me,8 +134047,477,226,Valet: (ALSO WISEGUY) How ya doin'?,1065000,TRUE,2712,659,Valet,Alleyway,How ya doin'?,how ya doin,3 +134048,477,227,Bouncer: Nice to see ya. Life is good?,1066000,TRUE,5195,659,Bouncer,Alleyway,Nice to see ya. Life is good?,nice to see ya life is good,7 +134049,477,228,Valet: Can't complain.,1068000,TRUE,2712,659,Valet,Alleyway,Can't complain.,cant complain,2 +134050,477,229,Bouncer: Can't or won't?,1068000,TRUE,5195,659,Bouncer,Alleyway,Can't or won't?,cant or wont,3 +134051,477,230,"Valet: You just crossed a line, pally.",1070000,TRUE,2712,659,Valet,Alleyway,"You just crossed a line, pally.",you just crossed a line pally,6 +134052,477,231,(NIGHTCLUB: INT. nightclub - EVENING - SHORTLY LATER),1075000,FALSE,NA,1302,NA,NIGHTCLUB,NA,NA,NA +134053,477,232,"Young Woman #1: (VERY ATTRACTED) Oh Homer, I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you. (PURRS)",1075000,TRUE,5791,1302,Young Woman #1,NIGHTCLUB,"Oh Homer, I've never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you.",oh homer ive never seen a drunk hold his vomit like you,12 +134054,477,233,Homer Simpson: (TIPSY) I do keep it together. (CHUCKLES),1081000,TRUE,2,1302,Homer Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,I do keep it together.,i do keep it together,5 +134055,477,234,Homer Simpson: Uh-oh. Usually when it gets this quiet Mr. Burns is standing behind me.,1088000,TRUE,2,1302,Homer Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,Uh-oh. Usually when it gets this quiet Mr. Burns is standing behind me.,uh-oh usually when it gets this quiet mr burns is standing behind me,13 +134056,477,235,"C. Montgomery Burns: Actually, I'm standing in front of you.",1092000,TRUE,15,1302,C. Montgomery Burns,NIGHTCLUB,"Actually, I'm standing in front of you.",actually im standing in front of you,7 +134057,477,236,C. Montgomery Burns: I decided to hit the local nighteries with my trusted wingman.,1095000,TRUE,15,1302,C. Montgomery Burns,NIGHTCLUB,I decided to hit the local nighteries with my trusted wingman.,i decided to hit the local nighteries with my trusted wingman,11 +134058,477,237,"Burns' Wingman: (BRITISH) I flew the first packet of royal mail across the Khyber Pass, dodging the poison-tipped spears of the dreaded Zim-Zam Tribe.",1098000,TRUE,5793,1302,Burns' Wingman,NIGHTCLUB,"I flew the first packet of royal mail across the Khyber Pass, dodging the poison-tipped spears of the dreaded Zim-Zam Tribe.",i flew the first packet of royal mail across the khyber pass dodging the poison-tipped spears of the dreaded zim-zam tribe,21 +134059,477,238,"C. Montgomery Burns: (CHUCKLES) So, which of you wants to be the sliced haddock in a geezer sandwich?",1108000,TRUE,15,1302,C. Montgomery Burns,NIGHTCLUB,"So, which of you wants to be the sliced haddock in a geezer sandwich?",so which of you wants to be the sliced haddock in a geezer sandwich,14 +134060,477,239,Young Woman #2: (INTRIGUED NOISE) There's a lot of beefcake on the grill tonight.,1112000,TRUE,5792,1302,Young Woman #2,NIGHTCLUB,There's a lot of beefcake on the grill tonight.,theres a lot of beefcake on the grill tonight,9 +134061,477,240,Marge Simpson: Get your hands off my husband!,1115000,TRUE,1,1302,Marge Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,Get your hands off my husband!,get your hands off my husband,6 +134062,477,241,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),1115000,FALSE,2,1302,Homer Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,NA,NA,NA +134063,477,242,"Dr. Kissingher: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) This is a situation I call ""The Doctor Is Out."" (DISAPPEARING NOISE)",1119000,TRUE,5786,1302,Dr. Kissingher,NIGHTCLUB,"This is a situation I call ""The Doctor Is Out.""",this is a situation i call the doctor is out,10 +134064,477,243,Homer Simpson: Marge? What are you doing here? This bar is for singles and wingmen only.,1119000,TRUE,2,1302,Homer Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,Marge? What are you doing here? This bar is for singles and wingmen only.,marge what are you doing here this bar is for singles and wingmen only,14 +134065,477,244,Young Woman #1: That's your wife?,1127000,TRUE,5791,1302,Young Woman #1,NIGHTCLUB,That's your wife?,thats your wife,3 +134066,477,245,Young Woman #2: Do you see her as we see her?,1128000,TRUE,5792,1302,Young Woman #2,NIGHTCLUB,Do you see her as we see her?,do you see her as we see her,8 +134067,477,246,Marge Simpson: (BROOM-THRUSTING NOISES),1128000,FALSE,1,1302,Marge Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,NA,NA,NA +134068,477,247,YOUNG WOMAN #1 & #2: (SCARED NOISE),1128000,FALSE,5794,1302,YOUNG WOMAN #1 & #2,NIGHTCLUB,NA,NA,NA +134069,477,248,"Homer Simpson: Marge, Marge, put down that broom. You've got nothing to be afraid of from them. I'm a wingman. Part of a great tradition including Val Kilmer from ""Top Gun,"" Wedge Antilles from ""Star Wars,"" and me, from now. And you know why I'm a great wingman? Because I have the confidence that comes from knowing I get to go home to you.",1137000,TRUE,2,1302,Homer Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,"Marge, Marge, put down that broom. You've got nothing to be afraid of from them. I'm a wingman. Part of a great tradition including Val Kilmer from ""Top Gun,"" Wedge Antilles from ""Star Wars,"" and me, from now. And you know why I'm a great wingman? Because I have the confidence that comes from knowing I get to go home to you.",marge marge put down that broom youve got nothing to be afraid of from them im a wingman part of a great tradition including val kilmer from top gun wedge antilles from star wars and me from now and you know why im a great wingman because i have the confidence that comes from knowing i get to go home to you,62 +134070,477,249,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE),1137000,FALSE,1,1302,Marge Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,NA,NA,NA +134071,477,250,Homer Simpson: And you know what else this whole experience has taught me?,1163000,TRUE,2,1302,Homer Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,And you know what else this whole experience has taught me?,and you know what else this whole experience has taught me,11 +134072,477,251,Marge Simpson: True beauty isn't about hair color?,1166000,TRUE,1,1302,Marge Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,True beauty isn't about hair color?,true beauty isnt about hair color,6 +134073,477,252,Homer Simpson: Probably.,1169000,TRUE,2,1302,Homer Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,Probably.,probably,1 +134074,477,253,"Marge Simpson: But be honest, when I say ""beautiful woman,"" what pops into your head?",1170000,TRUE,1,1302,Marge Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,"But be honest, when I say ""beautiful woman,"" what pops into your head?",but be honest when i say beautiful woman what pops into your head,13 +134075,477,254,"Homer Simpson: Well, I guess I do have a ""type.""",1182000,TRUE,2,1302,Homer Simpson,NIGHTCLUB,"Well, I guess I do have a ""type.""",well i guess i do have a type,8 +134076,477,255,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - kitchen - LATER THAT NIGHT),1188000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134077,477,256,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, your choice to go back to blue is so empowering.",1188000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, your choice to go back to blue is so empowering.",mom your choice to go back to blue is so empowering,11 +134078,477,257,Marge Simpson: But you said going from blue to gray was empowering.,1193000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But you said going from blue to gray was empowering.,but you said going from blue to gray was empowering,10 +134079,477,258,"Lisa Simpson: Well, as a feminist, virtually anything a woman does is empowering.",1196000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, as a feminist, virtually anything a woman does is empowering.",well as a feminist virtually anything a woman does is empowering,11 +134080,477,259,Marge Simpson: (GETTING IT) Oh.,1196000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh.,oh,1 +134081,477,260,"Homer Simpson: Is my job creating power, empowering?",1200000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Is my job creating power, empowering?",is my job creating power empowering,6 +134082,477,261,Lisa Simpson: No. It's oddly dehumanizing.,1203000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,No. It's oddly dehumanizing.,no its oddly dehumanizing,4 +134083,477,262,"Bart Simpson: Hey Dad, did you color your hair too?",1206000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey Dad, did you color your hair too?",hey dad did you color your hair too,8 +134084,477,263,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Only my hairdresser knows for sure.,1209000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Only my hairdresser knows for sure.,only my hairdresser knows for sure,6 +134085,477,264,"Marge Simpson: (PLAYFUL) Oh hello, young man! Where's your father?",1213000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh hello, young man! Where's your father?",oh hello young man wheres your father,7 +134086,477,265,Homer Simpson: (EQUALLY PLAYFUL) He's dying in a retirement home. Now kiss me.,1217000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,He's dying in a retirement home. Now kiss me.,hes dying in a retirement home now kiss me,9 +134087,478,0,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - TV room - day),10000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134088,478,1,(RICE PADDY: ext. rice paddy - day),10000,FALSE,NA,3858,NA,RICE PADDY,NA,NA,NA +134089,478,2,"Itchy: Lao ren, gei wo ni de maoze. (PRONOUNCED: ""LAOW REN, GAY WAH NEED MAO TSUH"")",10000,TRUE,343,3858,Itchy,RICE PADDY,"Lao ren, gei wo ni de maoze.",lao ren gei wo ni de maoze,7 +134090,478,3,"Scratchy's Father: Danshi, wo xu yao tou maoze dang tai yang. (PRONOUNCED: ""DAHNSHIR, WAW SHOE YAOW TOE MAO TSUH DUNG TIE YAHNG"")",10000,TRUE,5795,3858,Scratchy's Father,RICE PADDY,"Danshi, wo xu yao tou maoze dang tai yang.",danshi wo xu yao tou maoze dang tai yang,9 +134091,478,4,"Itchy: Wo zhe daole. (PRONOUNCED: ""WAW JER DOW LUH"")",82000,TRUE,343,3858,Itchy,RICE PADDY,Wo zhe daole.,wo zhe daole,3 +134092,478,5,(CHINA - DAY: ext. china - day),82000,FALSE,NA,3859,NA,CHINA - DAY,NA,NA,NA +134093,478,6,(MONASTERY: int. monastery - day),82000,FALSE,NA,3860,NA,MONASTERY,NA,NA,NA +134094,478,7,(NOBLEMAN'S FORTRESS: EXT. NOBLEMAN'S FORTRESS - DAY),82000,FALSE,NA,3861,NA,NOBLEMAN'S FORTRESS,NA,NA,NA +134095,478,8,"Itchy: Jin ru si. (PRONOUNCED: ""Jin roo suh"")",82000,TRUE,343,3861,Itchy,NOBLEMAN'S FORTRESS,Jin ru si.,jin ru si,3 +134096,478,9,(COURTYARD OF FORTRESS: ext. courtyard of fortress - day),82000,FALSE,NA,3862,NA,COURTYARD OF FORTRESS,NA,NA,NA +134097,478,10,"Cat Monk: Zui da wu qi shi lian min. (PRONOUNCED: ""Zway dah woo chee shuh lee-ahn min"")",82000,TRUE,5796,3862,Cat Monk,COURTYARD OF FORTRESS,Zui da wu qi shi lian min.,zui da wu qi shi lian min,7 +134098,478,11,"Scratchy: Xie xie xi fu. (PRONOUNCED: ""Shee-yeh shee-yeh she foo"") Ni gei wo zi you, bu fu chou nuli zhidu. (PRONOUNCED: ""Knee gay waw tzuh yo, boo foo joe noo-lee juh-doo."")",82000,TRUE,342,3862,Scratchy,COURTYARD OF FORTRESS,"Xie xie xi fu. Ni gei wo zi you, bu fu chou nuli zhidu.",xie xie xi fu ni gei wo zi you bu fu chou nuli zhidu,14 +134099,478,12,"Cat Monk: Bai chi. (PRONOUNCED ""Bye chuh"")",82000,TRUE,5796,3862,Cat Monk,COURTYARD OF FORTRESS,Bai chi.,bai chi,2 +134100,478,13,"Bart Simpson: So, the family's still gone. What do I do now?",125000,TRUE,8,3862,Bart Simpson,COURTYARD OF FORTRESS,"So, the family's still gone. What do I do now?",so the familys still gone what do i do now,10 +134101,478,14,Crazy Clown: (ED WYNN) Let's get this party started.,131000,TRUE,5797,3862,Crazy Clown,COURTYARD OF FORTRESS,Let's get this party started.,lets get this party started,5 +134102,478,15,(Yogurt Nook: Ext. frozen yogurt place - parking lot - day),139000,FALSE,NA,3863,NA,Yogurt Nook,NA,NA,NA +134103,478,16,(Yogurt Nook: Int. yogurt store - continuous),139000,FALSE,NA,3863,NA,Yogurt Nook,NA,NA,NA +134104,478,17,"Marge Simpson: Bart's been alone for twenty-three minutes! Let's get this yo on the road, people!",139000,TRUE,1,3863,Marge Simpson,Yogurt Nook,"Bart's been alone for twenty-three minutes! Let's get this yo on the road, people!",barts been alone for twenty-three minutes lets get this yo on the road people,14 +134105,478,18,Homer Simpson: Wait! I haven't chosen my mix-in!,144000,TRUE,2,3863,Homer Simpson,Yogurt Nook,Wait! I haven't chosen my mix-in!,wait i havent chosen my mix-in,6 +134106,478,19,Homer Simpson: Okay... I'll take some of... that.,147000,TRUE,2,3863,Homer Simpson,Yogurt Nook,Okay... I'll take some of... that.,okay ill take some of that,6 +134107,478,20,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Well that's my tip jar!,150000,TRUE,923,3863,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Yogurt Nook,Well that's my tip jar!,well thats my tip jar,5 +134108,478,21,Homer Simpson: (ALL BUSINESS) Mix it in.,152000,TRUE,2,3863,Homer Simpson,Yogurt Nook,Mix it in.,mix it in,3 +134109,478,22,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - living room - day),162000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134110,478,23,"Bart Simpson: Whoa, mama! (EXCITED LAUGH)",162000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whoa, mama!",whoa mama,2 +134111,478,24,Bart Simpson: (BEING WHIPPED AROUND NOISES),162000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134112,478,25,"Bart Simpson: (TO ROD, À LA A WAITRESS) Let me freshen that up for ya.",176000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Let me freshen that up for ya.,let me freshen that up for ya,7 +134113,478,26,Bart Simpson: I love Saturdays!,185000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I love Saturdays!,i love saturdays,3 +134114,478,27,Bart Simpson: (VERY SCARED NOISE),185000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134115,478,28,"Crazy Clown: I'm gonna kill ya, boy! (LAUGHS)",191000,TRUE,5797,5,Crazy Clown,Simpson Home,"I'm gonna kill ya, boy!",im gonna kill ya boy,5 +134116,478,29,"Bart Simpson: (GETTING HIS BREATH BACK NOISES, THEN, CALMLY:) I'm bored.",198000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm bored.,im bored,2 +134117,478,30,"Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) That's it, boy! I'm eating your yogurt!",200000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's it, boy! I'm eating your yogurt!",thats it boy im eating your yogurt,7 +134118,478,31,Marge Simpson: You ate his yogurt in the car.,203000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You ate his yogurt in the car.,you ate his yogurt in the car,7 +134119,478,32,Homer Simpson: He didn't know that!,205000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,He didn't know that!,he didnt know that,4 +134120,478,33,Homer Simpson: (MUTTERING) Stupid kid. All you do is cost me money. Money I could be wasting!,207000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid kid. All you do is cost me money. Money I could be wasting!,stupid kid all you do is cost me money money i could be wasting,14 +134121,478,34,Herman Millwood: Is Bart Simpson here? Because I'm about to make him and his family very wealthy!,213000,TRUE,5798,5,Herman Millwood,Simpson Home,Is Bart Simpson here? Because I'm about to make him and his family very wealthy!,is bart simpson here because im about to make him and his family very wealthy,15 +134122,478,35,"Homer Simpson: Wealthy? (TO BART, LOUD WHISPER) Hey, remember the guy who drove you to school that one time. (POINTS TO SELF WITH THUMB AND WINKS) Eh?",218000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wealthy? Hey, remember the guy who drove you to school that one time. Eh?",wealthy hey remember the guy who drove you to school that one time eh,14 +134123,478,36,"Herman Millwood: (CHUCKLES) I should introduce myself. My name is Herman Millwood, and my company makes...",226000,TRUE,5798,5,Herman Millwood,Simpson Home,"I should introduce myself. My name is Herman Millwood, and my company makes...",i should introduce myself my name is herman millwood and my company makes,13 +134124,478,37,(LIVING ROOM: Int. living room - a little later),230000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +134125,478,38,"Herman Millwood: ...the ""Aero"" chair.",230000,TRUE,5798,47,Herman Millwood,LIVING ROOM,"...the ""Aero"" chair.",the aero chair,3 +134126,478,39,Lisa Simpson: The most comfortable ergonomic chair there is.,232000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,The most comfortable ergonomic chair there is.,the most comfortable ergonomic chair there is,7 +134127,478,40,"Homer Simpson: So, what brings you here, Mr. Chair?",235000,TRUE,2,47,Homer Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"So, what brings you here, Mr. Chair?",so what brings you here mr chair,7 +134128,478,41,"Herman Millwood: Bart, do you remember this?",237000,TRUE,5798,47,Herman Millwood,LIVING ROOM,"Bart, do you remember this?",bart do you remember this,5 +134129,478,42,"Bart Simpson: That's ""Angry Dad""! The semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created!",245000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"That's ""Angry Dad""! The semi-autobiographical web cartoon I created!",thats angry dad the semi-autobiographical web cartoon i created,9 +134130,478,43,"Homer Simpson: I legally forced him to say ""semi"".",249000,TRUE,2,47,Homer Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"I legally forced him to say ""semi"".",i legally forced him to say semi,7 +134131,478,44,"Herman Millwood: (NODS) The multi-million-dollar internet startup that put ""Angry Dad"" on the net ordered a lot of my chairs...",251000,TRUE,5798,47,Herman Millwood,LIVING ROOM,"The multi-million-dollar internet startup that put ""Angry Dad"" on the net ordered a lot of my chairs...",the multi-million-dollar internet startup that put angry dad on the net ordered a lot of my chairs,17 +134132,478,45,(LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE: Int. late '90s-era internet start-up office),257000,FALSE,NA,3864,NA,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +134133,478,46,Herman Millwood: ...but when the tech bubble popped...,257000,TRUE,5798,3864,Herman Millwood,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,...but when the tech bubble popped...,but when the tech bubble popped,6 +134134,478,47,Crazed-looking Techie: (THUNDEROUS ROAR),257000,FALSE,5799,3864,Crazed-looking Techie,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +134135,478,48,"Herman Millwood: ...the chairs were never paid for, so we repossessed the only thing they had left -- the cartoons: ""Space Penis,"" ""Geena Davis Internet Project 1999,"" ""John Stankworth, Fart Detective,"" ""The Adventures Of Parody Man...""",267000,TRUE,5798,3864,Herman Millwood,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,"...the chairs were never paid for, so we repossessed the only thing they had left -- the cartoons: ""Space Penis,"" ""Geena Davis Internet Project 1999,"" ""John Stankworth, Fart Detective,"" ""The Adventures Of Parody Man...""",the chairs were never paid for so we repossessed the only thing they had left -- the cartoons space penis geena davis internet project 1999 john stankworth fart detective the adventures of parody man,34 +134136,478,49,"Herman Millwood: ...and most importantly, ""Angry Dad."" Because now I want to make it into a movie.",279000,TRUE,5798,3864,Herman Millwood,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,"...and most importantly, ""Angry Dad."" Because now I want to make it into a movie.",and most importantly angry dad because now i want to make it into a movie,15 +134137,478,50,Bart Simpson: My stupid cartoon a movie? Thank you!,284000,TRUE,8,3864,Bart Simpson,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,My stupid cartoon a movie? Thank you!,my stupid cartoon a movie thank you,7 +134138,478,51,"Herman Millwood: Don't thank me, thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas.",288000,TRUE,5798,3864,Herman Millwood,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,"Don't thank me, thank Hollywood for being completely out of good ideas.",dont thank me thank hollywood for being completely out of good ideas,12 +134139,478,52,Homer Simpson: My little Roman Polanski!,292000,TRUE,2,3864,Homer Simpson,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,My little Roman Polanski!,my little roman polanski,4 +134140,478,53,Marge Simpson: Homer!,294000,TRUE,1,3864,Marge Simpson,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,Homer!,homer,1 +134141,478,54,Homer Simpson: What?! What's wrong with being Roman Polanski?,294000,TRUE,2,3864,Homer Simpson,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,What?! What's wrong with being Roman Polanski?,what whats wrong with being roman polanski,7 +134142,478,55,"Homer Simpson: (LISTENING, GROWING CONCERN) He what?...",298000,TRUE,2,3864,Homer Simpson,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,He what?...,he what,2 +134143,478,56,Homer Simpson: You monster!,299000,TRUE,2,3864,Homer Simpson,LATE '90S-ERA INTERNET START-UP OFFICE,You monster!,you monster,2 +134144,478,57,(Animation Studios: ExT. Animation Studios - day - establishing),308000,FALSE,NA,3865,NA,Animation Studios,NA,NA,NA +134145,478,58,"Bart Simpson: Thanks for letting me make this movie, Mr. Millwood! I've always loved cartoons, going way back to the real early SpongeBobs.",308000,TRUE,8,3865,Bart Simpson,Animation Studios,"Thanks for letting me make this movie, Mr. Millwood! I've always loved cartoons, going way back to the real early SpongeBobs.",thanks for letting me make this movie mr millwood ive always loved cartoons going way back to the real early spongebobs,21 +134146,478,59,"Herman Millwood: Well, I think your movie has real potential. Everyone has an angry dad, even me.",314000,TRUE,5798,3865,Herman Millwood,Animation Studios,"Well, I think your movie has real potential. Everyone has an angry dad, even me.",well i think your movie has real potential everyone has an angry dad even me,15 +134147,478,60,"Father: What the hell are you making chairs for? In this family, we sit on the ground!",319000,TRUE,32,3865,Father,Animation Studios,"What the hell are you making chairs for? In this family, we sit on the ground!",what the hell are you making chairs for in this family we sit on the ground,16 +134148,478,61,"Herman Millwood: Now Bart, this is where we will help bring your vision to life.",325000,TRUE,5798,3865,Herman Millwood,Animation Studios,"Now Bart, this is where we will help bring your vision to life.",now bart this is where we will help bring your vision to life,13 +134149,478,62,"Male Animator: Oh my God, that's Bart Simpson!",332000,TRUE,5800,3865,Male Animator,Animation Studios,"Oh my God, that's Bart Simpson!",oh my god thats bart simpson,6 +134150,478,63,Female Animator: And Angry Dad himself!,333000,TRUE,5801,3865,Female Animator,Animation Studios,And Angry Dad himself!,and angry dad himself,4 +134151,478,64,Male Animator: It's like meeting Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney at the same time!,335000,TRUE,5800,3865,Male Animator,Animation Studios,It's like meeting Mickey Mouse and Walt Disney at the same time!,its like meeting mickey mouse and walt disney at the same time,12 +134152,478,65,Homer Simpson: (BASHFUL MICKEY MOUSE-TYPE LAUGH),335000,FALSE,2,3865,Homer Simpson,Animation Studios,NA,NA,NA +134153,478,66,(BULLPEN: Int. bullpen - a little later),340000,FALSE,NA,3866,NA,BULLPEN,NA,NA,NA +134253,478,166,(Kodak Theater: Int. kodak theater - audience - continuous),965000,FALSE,NA,3871,NA,Kodak Theater,NA,NA,NA +134154,478,67,"2nd Male Animator: Mr. Simpson, I'm in charge of the team that animates your ass...",340000,TRUE,5802,3866,2nd Male Animator,BULLPEN,"Mr. Simpson, I'm in charge of the team that animates your ass...",mr simpson im in charge of the team that animates your ass,12 +134155,478,68,2nd Male Animator: Anything you can give us from real life?,345000,TRUE,5802,3866,2nd Male Animator,BULLPEN,Anything you can give us from real life?,anything you can give us from real life,8 +134156,478,69,Homer Simpson: Observe.,347000,TRUE,2,3866,Homer Simpson,BULLPEN,Observe.,observe,1 +134157,478,70,Animators: (IMPRESSED NOISES),347000,FALSE,5803,3866,Animators,BULLPEN,NA,NA,NA +134158,478,71,Homer Simpson: (TO MALE ANIMATOR) Soda?,360000,TRUE,2,3866,Homer Simpson,BULLPEN,Soda?,soda,1 +134159,478,72,2nd Male Animator: No thanks.,360000,TRUE,5802,3866,2nd Male Animator,BULLPEN,No thanks.,no thanks,2 +134160,478,73,Homer Simpson: More for me.,363000,TRUE,2,3866,Homer Simpson,BULLPEN,More for me.,more for me,3 +134161,478,74,(Animation Studios: int. animation studios - animators' floor - later),367000,FALSE,NA,3865,NA,Animation Studios,NA,NA,NA +134162,478,75,"Female Animator: Bart, we've got some bad news -- the actor who did the original voice of Angry Dad can't do the movie. He blew out his voice screaming about how he never got paid the first time around.",367000,TRUE,5801,3865,Female Animator,Animation Studios,"Bart, we've got some bad news -- the actor who did the original voice of Angry Dad can't do the movie. He blew out his voice screaming about how he never got paid the first time around.",bart weve got some bad news -- the actor who did the original voice of angry dad cant do the movie he blew out his voice screaming about how he never got paid the first time around,37 +134163,478,76,"Bart Simpson: (UNHAPPY) Oh, man. What can we do?",377000,TRUE,8,3865,Bart Simpson,Animation Studios,"Oh, man. What can we do?",oh man what can we do,6 +134164,478,77,"Female Animator: Well, the cartoon's based on your dad -- maybe he can do the voice. Can he get angry on cue?",379000,TRUE,5801,3865,Female Animator,Animation Studios,"Well, the cartoon's based on your dad -- maybe he can do the voice. Can he get angry on cue?",well the cartoons based on your dad -- maybe he can do the voice can he get angry on cue,20 +134165,478,78,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY HUMMING TURNS TO VERY UPSET NOISES),379000,FALSE,2,3865,Homer Simpson,Animation Studios,NA,NA,NA +134166,478,79,Homer Simpson: (ANGRY BELLOWS),379000,FALSE,2,3865,Homer Simpson,Animation Studios,NA,NA,NA +134167,478,80,Bart Simpson: (CALLING OUT) Hey Homer! You want to be the voice of Angry Dad?,393000,TRUE,8,3865,Bart Simpson,Animation Studios,Hey Homer! You want to be the voice of Angry Dad?,hey homer you want to be the voice of angry dad,11 +134168,478,81,Homer Simpson: (STILL ENRAGED) It would be an honor!,402000,TRUE,2,3865,Homer Simpson,Animation Studios,It would be an honor!,it would be an honor,5 +134169,478,82,(BUILDING 1: int. building 1 - conference room - continuous),407000,FALSE,NA,3867,NA,BUILDING 1,NA,NA,NA +134170,478,83,Bart Simpson: Thanks for coming out -- one announcement: the voice of Angry Dad will be on a speakerphone today.,407000,TRUE,8,3867,Bart Simpson,BUILDING 1,Thanks for coming out -- one announcement: the voice of Angry Dad will be on a speakerphone today.,thanks for coming out -- one announcement the voice of angry dad will be on a speakerphone today,18 +134171,478,84,"Homer Simpson: There's something going on at the nuclear plant that's a little more important that your ""table read.""",412000,TRUE,2,3867,Homer Simpson,BUILDING 1,"There's something going on at the nuclear plant that's a little more important that your ""table read.""",theres something going on at the nuclear plant thats a little more important that your table read,17 +134172,478,85,"Lisa Simpson: (CLEARS THROAT, READS) ""'Angry Dad: The Movie.' (READS) ""Angry Dad addresses the family from the top of the stairs.""",418000,TRUE,9,3867,Lisa Simpson,BUILDING 1,"""'Angry Dad: The Movie.' ""Angry Dad addresses the family from the top of the stairs.""",angry dad the movie angry dad addresses the family from the top of the stairs,15 +134173,478,86,"Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) ""Family, today I graduate from my anger management class.""",420000,TRUE,2,3867,Homer Simpson,BUILDING 1,"""Family, today I graduate from my anger management class.""",family today i graduate from my anger management class,9 +134174,478,87,"Lisa Simpson: (READS) ""Angry Dad slips and crashes down the stairs.""",429000,TRUE,9,3867,Lisa Simpson,BUILDING 1,Angry Dad slips and crashes down the stairs.,angry dad slips and crashes down the stairs,8 +134175,478,88,"Homer Simpson: (READS) ""Pained noises.""",429000,TRUE,2,3867,Homer Simpson,BUILDING 1,Pained noises.,pained noises,2 +134176,478,89,"Lisa Simpson: No Dad, don't say ""pained noises,"" you make pained noises.",429000,TRUE,9,3867,Lisa Simpson,BUILDING 1,"No Dad, don't say ""pained noises,"" you make pained noises.",no dad dont say pained noises you make pained noises,10 +134177,478,90,"Homer Simpson: Oh okay, uh, Lenny, hit me with that chair.",438000,TRUE,2,3867,Homer Simpson,BUILDING 1,"Oh okay, uh, Lenny, hit me with that chair.",oh okay uh lenny hit me with that chair,9 +134178,478,91,Lenny Leonard: Okay.,441000,TRUE,165,3867,Lenny Leonard,BUILDING 1,Okay.,okay,1 +134179,478,92,(Studio: eXT. studio - NIGHT),447000,FALSE,NA,231,NA,Studio,NA,NA,NA +134180,478,93,"Bart Simpson: Hi, everyone. I'm Bart Simpson, the creator of ""Angry Dad."" To make this film, I had to miss countless hours of school, and there was also some hardship. I hope you like it as much as I do.",447000,TRUE,8,231,Bart Simpson,Studio,"Hi, everyone. I'm Bart Simpson, the creator of ""Angry Dad."" To make this film, I had to miss countless hours of school, and there was also some hardship. I hope you like it as much as I do.",hi everyone im bart simpson the creator of angry dad to make this film i had to miss countless hours of school and there was also some hardship i hope you like it as much as i do,38 +134181,478,94,Angry Dad: (ANGRILY YELLING) The movie!,461000,TRUE,1938,231,Angry Dad,Studio,The movie!,the movie,2 +134182,478,95,(PROJECTION ROOM: int. PROJECTION room - LATER),466000,FALSE,NA,3868,NA,PROJECTION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +134183,478,96,Bart Simpson: What did they think?,466000,TRUE,8,3868,Bart Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,What did they think?,what did they think,4 +134184,478,97,"Herman Millwood: Well, let's not jump to conclusions. We'll look at the tape of the audience watching the movie.",466000,TRUE,5798,3868,Herman Millwood,PROJECTION ROOM,"Well, let's not jump to conclusions. We'll look at the tape of the audience watching the movie.",well lets not jump to conclusions well look at the tape of the audience watching the movie,17 +134185,478,98,Herman Millwood: Now comes the part where the movie actually starts.,475000,TRUE,5798,3868,Herman Millwood,PROJECTION ROOM,Now comes the part where the movie actually starts.,now comes the part where the movie actually starts,9 +134186,478,99,"MAN IN THE AUDIENCE: (GEORGE C. SCOTT, INCREDIBLY ANGUISHED) For God's sake, turn it off! Turn it offfff!",479000,TRUE,5804,3868,MAN IN THE AUDIENCE,PROJECTION ROOM,"For God's sake, turn it off! Turn it offfff!",for gods sake turn it off turn it offfff,9 +134187,478,100,Bart Simpson: (SAD MOAN),479000,FALSE,8,3868,Bart Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +134188,478,101,"Homer Simpson: Don't feel bad, boy. Everyone makes mistakes. Yours is just public and expensive.",485000,TRUE,2,3868,Homer Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,"Don't feel bad, boy. Everyone makes mistakes. Yours is just public and expensive.",dont feel bad boy everyone makes mistakes yours is just public and expensive,13 +134189,478,102,"Lisa Simpson: You know, your movie's not all bad. If you cut out the stuff that didn't work, it would make a great short film.",490000,TRUE,9,3868,Lisa Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,"You know, your movie's not all bad. If you cut out the stuff that didn't work, it would make a great short film.",you know your movies not all bad if you cut out the stuff that didnt work it would make a great short film,23 +134190,478,103,Bart Simpson: A short film?,497000,TRUE,8,3868,Bart Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,A short film?,a short film,3 +134191,478,104,"Lisa Simpson: Many great directors, like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin, and Tim Burton started with short films.",498000,TRUE,9,3868,Lisa Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,"Many great directors, like Wes Anderson, Frank Tashlin, and Tim Burton started with short films.",many great directors like wes anderson frank tashlin and tim burton started with short films,15 +134192,478,105,Bart Simpson: Name one more.,504000,TRUE,8,3868,Bart Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,Name one more.,name one more,3 +134193,478,106,Lisa Simpson: Taylor Hackford.,504000,TRUE,9,3868,Lisa Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,Taylor Hackford.,taylor hackford,2 +134194,478,107,"Bart Simpson: I don't know who that is, but I'm convinced. Let's start cutting.",506000,TRUE,8,3868,Bart Simpson,PROJECTION ROOM,"I don't know who that is, but I'm convinced. Let's start cutting.",i dont know who that is but im convinced lets start cutting,12 +134195,478,108,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - foyer - morning),517000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134196,478,109,Luigi: Buon Giorno! Where is-a the Bart Simpson?,517000,TRUE,1435,5,Luigi,Simpson Home,Buon Giorno! Where is-a the Bart Simpson?,buon giorno where is-a the bart simpson,7 +134197,478,110,Bart Simpson: I am the Bart.,520000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I am the Bart.,i am the bart,4 +134198,478,111,"Luigi: Bravissimo! You know me as Luigi the spaghetti guy, but I am here in my capacity as a member of the Hollywood Foreign Press. Your animated short, ""Angry Dad"" or, as we call it in the Pizza English, ""Papa Apoplectic-a"", she has-a been nominated for a Golden Globe.",520000,TRUE,1435,5,Luigi,Simpson Home,"Bravissimo! You know me as Luigi the spaghetti guy, but I am here in my capacity as a member of the Hollywood Foreign Press. Your animated short, ""Angry Dad"" or, as we call it in the Pizza English, ""Papa Apoplectic-a"", she has-a been nominated for a Golden Globe.",bravissimo you know me as luigi the spaghetti guy but i am here in my capacity as a member of the hollywood foreign press your animated short angry dad or as we call it in the pizza english papa apoplectic-a she has-a been nominated for a golden globe,48 +134199,478,112,Lisa Simpson: (STUNNED GASPS),520000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134200,478,113,"Luigi: Now if you'll excuse me, I have-a some unhappy news to deliver to Sir Anthony Hopkins.",543000,TRUE,1435,5,Luigi,Simpson Home,"Now if you'll excuse me, I have-a some unhappy news to deliver to Sir Anthony Hopkins.",now if youll excuse me i have-a some unhappy news to deliver to sir anthony hopkins,16 +134201,478,114,Luigi: Sir Anthony! Your pizza! She's-a gonna be late!,549000,TRUE,1435,5,Luigi,Simpson Home,Sir Anthony! Your pizza! She's-a gonna be late!,sir anthony your pizza shes-a gonna be late,8 +134202,478,115,Sir Anthony Hopkins: (DRAMATIC) Damn you. Damn you to Hell!,552000,TRUE,5805,5,Sir Anthony Hopkins,Simpson Home,Damn you. Damn you to Hell!,damn you damn you to hell,6 +134203,478,116,(BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL: Ext. Beverly Hilton-type hotel - ESTABLISHING - afternoon),572000,FALSE,NA,3869,NA,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,NA,NA,NA +134204,478,117,"Lisa Simpson: (GASP) The creative team from Mixar! Pardon me. I've seen all of your movies except ""Cars,"" and I can't believe my brother is in the same category as the digital Rembrandts of my generation!",572000,TRUE,9,3869,Lisa Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"The creative team from Mixar! Pardon me. I've seen all of your movies except ""Cars,"" and I can't believe my brother is in the same category as the digital Rembrandts of my generation!",the creative team from mixar pardon me ive seen all of your movies except cars and i cant believe my brother is in the same category as the digital rembrandts of my generation,33 +134205,478,118,"""John Lassiter"": (OMINOUS) So... that makes your brother the competition.",583000,TRUE,5806,3869,John Lassiter,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,So... that makes your brother the competition.,so that makes your brother the competition,7 +134206,478,119,"""John Lassiter"": Randy, tell her how we feel about that.",586000,TRUE,5806,3869,John Lassiter,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"Randy, tell her how we feel about that.",randy tell her how we feel about that,8 +134207,478,120,"""Randy Newman"": YOU'VE GOT AN EN-E-MY / YOU'VE GOT AN EN-E-MY / YOU BETTER HAVE NINE LIVES / BECAUSE WE HAVE EIGHT KNIVES / YES, YOU'VE GOT AN EN-E-MY. / YOU'VE GOT AN EN-E-MY. (SCATS) HATE YOUR GUTS (MORE SCATTING)",592000,TRUE,5807,3869,Randy Newman,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"YOU'VE GOT AN EN-E-MY / YOU'VE GOT AN EN-E-MY / YOU BETTER HAVE NINE LIVES / BECAUSE WE HAVE EIGHT KNIVES / YES, YOU'VE GOT AN EN-E-MY. / YOU'VE GOT AN EN-E-MY. HATE YOUR GUTS",youve got an en-e-my youve got an en-e-my you better have nine lives because we have eight knives yes youve got an en-e-my youve got an en-e-my hate your guts,30 +134208,478,121,"""Randy Newman"": Hi. Yeah, it is me, Ricky Gervais. Uh, Tanqueray gin and tonic, please. I'm paid to drink that in my movies. The amount isn't important. A lot to you, but to be honest, not so much to me.",622000,TRUE,5807,3869,Randy Newman,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"Hi. Yeah, it is me, Ricky Gervais. Uh, Tanqueray gin and tonic, please. I'm paid to drink that in my movies. The amount isn't important. A lot to you, but to be honest, not so much to me.",hi yeah it is me ricky gervais uh tanqueray gin and tonic please im paid to drink that in my movies the amount isnt important a lot to you but to be honest not so much to me,38 +134209,478,122,"""Randy Newman"": Ah, okay, you missed it, but I just put a tip in there. A big one. Double digits. Ten. The lowest of the double digits. But nevertheless, ten dollars, so, a lot of money... to you. Less to me. Uh, but ten dollars, nonetheless. Look at it.",637000,TRUE,5807,3869,Randy Newman,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"Ah, okay, you missed it, but I just put a tip in there. A big one. Double digits. Ten. The lowest of the double digits. But nevertheless, ten dollars, so, a lot of money... to you. Less to me. Uh, but ten dollars, nonetheless. Look at it.",ah okay you missed it but i just put a tip in there a big one double digits ten the lowest of the double digits but nevertheless ten dollars so a lot of money to you less to me uh but ten dollars nonetheless look at it,47 +134210,478,123,"""Randy Newman"": The ten? That was there before.",653000,TRUE,5807,3869,Randy Newman,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,The ten? That was there before.,the ten that was there before,6 +134211,478,124,"""Randy Newman"": It was not! Who else in here's gonna tip ten dollars? Keith Urban, Helen Mirren? I don't think so. They don't have the common touch, do they? Like me. You've seen that. We've bonded, you're thinking ""Wow, he's rich, he's famous, he's got great abs."" Personal trainer, you couldn't afford that. I used to be fat. I used to eat junk food. You probably still do. But you're going ""Wow, look at him. How much did that suit cost him?"" Nothing. I got it for free. That's what happens when you're a celebrity. Helen! Helen! She can't hear me. Helen--Mirren! Who does she think she is? Fur coat, no knickers. Anyway, mate, your ice is dripping.",654000,TRUE,5807,3869,Randy Newman,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"It was not! Who else in here's gonna tip ten dollars? Keith Urban, Helen Mirren? I don't think so. They don't have the common touch, do they? Like me. You've seen that. We've bonded, you're thinking ""Wow, he's rich, he's famous, he's got great abs."" Personal trainer, you couldn't afford that. I used to be fat. I used to eat junk food. You probably still do. But you're going ""Wow, look at him. How much did that suit cost him?"" Nothing. I got it for free. That's what happens when you're a celebrity. Helen! Helen! She can't hear me. Helen--Mirren! Who does she think she is? Fur coat, no knickers. Anyway, mate, your ice is dripping.",it was not who else in heres gonna tip ten dollars keith urban helen mirren i dont think so they dont have the common touch do they like me youve seen that weve bonded youre thinking wow hes rich hes famous hes got great abs personal trainer you couldnt afford that i used to be fat i used to eat junk food you probably still do but youre going wow look at him how much did that suit cost him nothing i got it for free thats what happens when youre a celebrity helen helen she cant hear me helen--mirren who does she think she is fur coat no knickers anyway mate your ice is dripping,116 +134212,478,125,"Announcer: And now, to present the Golden Globe for Best Animated Short...",689000,TRUE,33,3869,Announcer,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"And now, to present the Golden Globe for Best Animated Short...",and now to present the golden globe for best animated short,11 +134213,478,126,Announcer: Russell Brand!,689000,TRUE,33,3869,Announcer,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,Russell Brand!,russell brand,2 +134214,478,127,"Russell Brand: It's great to be here with all the old friends I haven't seen since rehab. No, no, I'm just kidding -- none of you are my friends. And now the nominees for Best Animated Short: ""The Brothers Of Beauville.""",695000,TRUE,5808,3869,Russell Brand,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"It's great to be here with all the old friends I haven't seen since rehab. No, no, I'm just kidding -- none of you are my friends. And now the nominees for Best Animated Short: ""The Brothers Of Beauville.""",its great to be here with all the old friends i havent seen since rehab no no im just kidding -- none of you are my friends and now the nominees for best animated short the brothers of beauville,39 +134215,478,128,"Russell Brand: ""Saakashvili Spring.""",738000,TRUE,5808,3869,Russell Brand,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,Saakashvili Spring.,saakashvili spring,2 +134216,478,129,"Russell Brand: ""Condiments"" by Mixar...and Angry Dad.",783000,TRUE,5808,3869,Russell Brand,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"""Condiments"" by Mixar...and Angry Dad.",condiments by mixarand angry dad,5 +134217,478,130,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,792000,TRUE,2,3869,Homer Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +134218,478,131,"Russell Brand: And the globe goes to: ""Angry Dad""!",792000,TRUE,5808,3869,Russell Brand,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"And the globe goes to: ""Angry Dad""!",and the globe goes to angry dad,7 +134219,478,132,Bart Simpson: (SURPRISED GASP),792000,FALSE,8,3869,Bart Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,NA,NA,NA +134220,478,133,Homer Simpson: I have many people to thank...,804000,TRUE,2,3869,Homer Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,I have many people to thank...,i have many people to thank,6 +134221,478,134,"Homer Simpson: Angry Dad's voice is part Walter Matthau... (WALTER MATTHAU VOICE) Hey, Felix!... (HOMER VOICE) part Little Richard (IMITATES LITTLE RICHARD) Whoooo! (NORMAL VOICE)...and a little bit of Snoopy when he cries. (SNOOPY CRYING NOISES)",807000,TRUE,2,3869,Homer Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"Angry Dad's voice is part Walter Matthau... Hey, Felix!... part Little Richard Whoooo! ...and a little bit of Snoopy when he cries.",angry dads voice is part walter matthau hey felix part little richard whoooo and a little bit of snoopy when he cries,22 +134222,478,135,Audience: (APPRECIATIVE CHUCKLES),807000,FALSE,321,3869,Audience,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,NA,NA,NA +134223,478,136,"Bart Simpson: This is insane! He didn't show up for work, he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he's hoggin' all the credit!",813000,TRUE,8,3869,Bart Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"This is insane! He didn't show up for work, he bad-mouthed the movie on Jimmy Fallon, and now he's hoggin' all the credit!",this is insane he didnt show up for work he bad-mouthed the movie on jimmy fallon and now hes hoggin all the credit,23 +134224,478,137,"Marge Simpson: (SOTTO, TO BART) Don't worry, sweetie, this is just the first of way too many awards shows. You'll get your chance to say ridiculous things.",826000,TRUE,1,3869,Marge Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"Don't worry, sweetie, this is just the first of way too many awards shows. You'll get your chance to say ridiculous things.",dont worry sweetie this is just the first of way too many awards shows youll get your chance to say ridiculous things,22 +134254,478,167,Bart Simpson: My category comes up pretty soon. I'm home free as long as this Oscar show is tight and fast-paced.,965000,TRUE,8,3871,Bart Simpson,Kodak Theater,My category comes up pretty soon. I'm home free as long as this Oscar show is tight and fast-paced.,my category comes up pretty soon im home free as long as this oscar show is tight and fast-paced,19 +134255,478,168,"Actor: Sound mixers may not be glamorous, but they make us sound so good.",970000,TRUE,1088,3871,Actor,Kodak Theater,"Sound mixers may not be glamorous, but they make us sound so good.",sound mixers may not be glamorous but they make us sound so good,13 +134225,478,138,Homer Simpson: I'd like to thank Mr. Speedy Pants Repair for sewing up my pants just before the ceremony...and the woman who has inspired me everyday for the past twenty-five years... the cute one from the Bangles. See you at the cool party!,834000,TRUE,2,3869,Homer Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,I'd like to thank Mr. Speedy Pants Repair for sewing up my pants just before the ceremony...and the woman who has inspired me everyday for the past twenty-five years... the cute one from the Bangles. See you at the cool party!,id like to thank mr speedy pants repair for sewing up my pants just before the ceremonyand the woman who has inspired me everyday for the past twenty-five years the cute one from the bangles see you at the cool party,41 +134226,478,139,(Hotel Hollywood Hotel: Ext. Hotel Hollywood hotel - dawn - establishing),872000,FALSE,NA,3870,NA,Hotel Hollywood Hotel,NA,NA,NA +134227,478,140,(Bart and Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Bart and Lisa's room - continuous),872000,FALSE,NA,819,NA,Bart and Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +134228,478,141,"Bart Simpson: (GROGGY, SUPER GARBLED) 'Old on -- I'm 'earing my 'etainer.",872000,TRUE,8,819,Bart Simpson,Bart and Lisa's Bedroom,'Old on -- I'm 'earing my 'etainer.,old on -- im earing my etainer,7 +134229,478,142,Bart Simpson: Angry Dad got an Oscar nomination?!,875000,TRUE,8,819,Bart Simpson,Bart and Lisa's Bedroom,Angry Dad got an Oscar nomination?!,angry dad got an oscar nomination,6 +134230,478,143,Bart Simpson: (CONGA) I'M GOING TO THE OS-CARS! NOT AS A SEAT FILL-ER! I'LL GET A GIFT BAS-KET! BUT I WON'T DE-CLARE IT!,877000,TRUE,8,819,Bart Simpson,Bart and Lisa's Bedroom,I'M GOING TO THE OS-CARS! NOT AS A SEAT FILL-ER! I'LL GET A GIFT BAS-KET! BUT I WON'T DE-CLARE IT!,im going to the os-cars not as a seat fill-er ill get a gift bas-ket but i wont de-clare it,20 +134231,478,144,Homer Simpson: Hey! Don't you know it's awards season? Who's calling you at five in the morning anyway?,884000,TRUE,2,819,Homer Simpson,Bart and Lisa's Bedroom,Hey! Don't you know it's awards season? Who's calling you at five in the morning anyway?,hey dont you know its awards season whos calling you at five in the morning anyway,16 +134232,478,145,Bart Simpson: (SLY) Uh... nobody. Wrong number.,890000,TRUE,8,819,Bart Simpson,Bart and Lisa's Bedroom,Uh... nobody. Wrong number.,uh nobody wrong number,4 +134233,478,146,"Homer Simpson: If I find out it's a right number, you're in big trouble.",892000,TRUE,2,819,Homer Simpson,Bart and Lisa's Bedroom,"If I find out it's a right number, you're in big trouble.",if i find out its a right number youre in big trouble,12 +134234,478,147,Bart Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),892000,FALSE,8,819,Bart Simpson,Bart and Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +134235,478,148,(Kodak Theater: Ext. kodak theater - red carpet - night),901000,FALSE,NA,3871,NA,Kodak Theater,NA,NA,NA +134236,478,149,"Celebrity Reporter: It's Bart Simpson, writer-director of ""Angry Dad,"" and you are with...",901000,TRUE,5216,3871,Celebrity Reporter,Kodak Theater,"It's Bart Simpson, writer-director of ""Angry Dad,"" and you are with...",its bart simpson writer-director of angry dad and you are with,11 +134237,478,150,"Bart Simpson: My lame-o sister, Lisa.",906000,TRUE,8,3871,Bart Simpson,Kodak Theater,"My lame-o sister, Lisa.",my lame-o sister lisa,4 +134238,478,151,"Celebrity Reporter: And Lisa, who are you wearing?",908000,TRUE,5216,3871,Celebrity Reporter,Kodak Theater,"And Lisa, who are you wearing?",and lisa who are you wearing,6 +134239,478,152,Lisa Simpson: I believe it's from Lamps Plus.,910000,TRUE,9,3871,Lisa Simpson,Kodak Theater,I believe it's from Lamps Plus.,i believe its from lamps plus,6 +134240,478,153,"Celebrity Reporter: And where's the ""Angry Dad"" himself? Where's Homer Simpson?",912000,TRUE,5216,3871,Celebrity Reporter,Kodak Theater,"And where's the ""Angry Dad"" himself? Where's Homer Simpson?",and wheres the angry dad himself wheres homer simpson,9 +134241,478,154,"Bart Simpson: (SLY) Homer? Well, I don't know. L.A.'s a world-class city with a lot to offer. He's probably enjoying the sights...",916000,TRUE,8,3871,Bart Simpson,Kodak Theater,"Homer? Well, I don't know. L.A.'s a world-class city with a lot to offer. He's probably enjoying the sights...",homer well i dont know las a world-class city with a lot to offer hes probably enjoying the sights,19 +134242,478,155,(WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE: Ext. Watts towers - meanwhile),930000,FALSE,NA,3872,NA,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,NA,NA,NA +134243,478,156,Homer Simpson: Uh-oh.,930000,TRUE,2,3872,Homer Simpson,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +134244,478,157,"D.J. Kwanzaa: Yo, yo, yo! Why you messin' with Simon Rodia's folk art masterpiece?",932000,TRUE,5809,3872,D.J. Kwanzaa,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,"Yo, yo, yo! Why you messin' with Simon Rodia's folk art masterpiece?",yo yo yo why you messin with simon rodias folk art masterpiece,12 +134245,478,158,"Ice Mocha: Check it out, that's Angry Dad!",936000,TRUE,5810,3872,Ice Mocha,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,"Check it out, that's Angry Dad!",check it out thats angry dad,6 +134246,478,159,"D.J. Kwanzaa: Say, why ain't you at the Oscars, A.D.?",938000,TRUE,5809,3872,D.J. Kwanzaa,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,"Say, why ain't you at the Oscars, A.D.?",say why aint you at the oscars ad,8 +134247,478,160,Homer Simpson: Oscars? What are you talking about? My son gave me this list of awesome things to do in L.A.,940000,TRUE,2,3872,Homer Simpson,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,Oscars? What are you talking about? My son gave me this list of awesome things to do in L.A.,oscars what are you talking about my son gave me this list of awesome things to do in la,19 +134248,478,161,"D.J. Kwanzaa: Chatsworth?! That's where the one-eighteen meets Topanga Canyon, fool!",945000,TRUE,5809,3872,D.J. Kwanzaa,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,"Chatsworth?! That's where the one-eighteen meets Topanga Canyon, fool!",chatsworth thats where the one-eighteen meets topanga canyon fool,9 +134249,478,162,"Ice Mocha: Someone must not want you at that kudo-cast, yo!",950000,TRUE,5810,3872,Ice Mocha,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,"Someone must not want you at that kudo-cast, yo!",someone must not want you at that kudo-cast yo,9 +134250,478,163,"D.J. Kwanzaa: Damn, Home-Simp -- you've been Oscar-blocked! (TO SOMEONE O.S.) What do you think about that, Nasty J?",953000,TRUE,5809,3872,D.J. Kwanzaa,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,"Damn, Home-Simp -- you've been Oscar-blocked! What do you think about that, Nasty J?",damn home-simp -- youve been oscar-blocked what do you think about that nasty j,14 +134251,478,164,Nasty J: (DEEP VOICE) That's cold.,958000,TRUE,5811,3872,Nasty J,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,That's cold.,thats cold,2 +134252,478,165,Homer Simpson: (STROKES CHIN) Hmm... Who could possibly want to stop me from accepting an award?,960000,TRUE,2,3872,Homer Simpson,WATTS TOWERS - MEANWHILE,Hmm... Who could possibly want to stop me from accepting an award?,hmm who could possibly want to stop me from accepting an award,12 +134256,478,169,Actress: Without them we'd be up a creek without a decibel.,975000,TRUE,851,3871,Actress,Kodak Theater,Without them we'd be up a creek without a decibel.,without them wed be up a creek without a decibel,10 +134257,478,170,Actress: (FEEBLE LAUGH),975000,FALSE,851,3871,Actress,Kodak Theater,NA,NA,NA +134258,478,171,(L.A. FREEWAY: Ext. l.a. freeway - meanwhile),985000,FALSE,NA,3873,NA,L.A. FREEWAY,NA,NA,NA +134259,478,172,"D.J. Kwanzaa: No worries, A.D., we'll get you to your venue and pick up some dim sum on the way. (CHECKS CELL PHONE) According to this live blog, Ben Stiller and Jack Black are doing a bit that will not end.",985000,TRUE,5809,3873,D.J. Kwanzaa,L.A. FREEWAY,"No worries, A.D., we'll get you to your venue and pick up some dim sum on the way. According to this live blog, Ben Stiller and Jack Black are doing a bit that will not end.",no worries ad well get you to your venue and pick up some dim sum on the way according to this live blog ben stiller and jack black are doing a bit that will not end,36 +134260,478,173,(Kodak Theater: Int. kodak theater - onstage - continuous),999000,FALSE,NA,3871,NA,Kodak Theater,NA,NA,NA +134261,478,174,"Man In Audience: Turn it off! Turn it off! For God's sake, turn it off!",999000,TRUE,1655,3871,Man In Audience,Kodak Theater,"Turn it off! Turn it off! For God's sake, turn it off!",turn it off turn it off for gods sake turn it off,12 +134262,478,175,"Announcer: And now please welcome, Academy Award winner Halle Berry!",1002000,TRUE,33,3871,Announcer,Kodak Theater,"And now please welcome, Academy Award winner Halle Berry!",and now please welcome academy award winner halle berry,9 +134263,478,176,"Halle Berry: When most people think of animated movies, they think of forty minutes or more. But there is another type of animated film -- forty minutes or less!",1009000,TRUE,5812,3871,Halle Berry,Kodak Theater,"When most people think of animated movies, they think of forty minutes or more. But there is another type of animated film -- forty minutes or less!",when most people think of animated movies they think of forty minutes or more but there is another type of animated film -- forty minutes or less,27 +134264,478,177,"Bart Simpson: Conductor, get ready to play my song!",1019000,TRUE,8,3871,Bart Simpson,Kodak Theater,"Conductor, get ready to play my song!",conductor get ready to play my song,7 +134265,478,178,"Halle Berry: And the winner is... not going to be announced until we watch a lengthy clip from each short. ""Condiments"" by Mixar.",1021000,TRUE,5812,3871,Halle Berry,Kodak Theater,"And the winner is... not going to be announced until we watch a lengthy clip from each short. ""Condiments"" by Mixar.",and the winner is not going to be announced until we watch a lengthy clip from each short condiments by mixar,21 +134266,478,179,Cowboy Ketchup: The Tabasco brothers got Frenchie! We're gonna have to... (DRAMATICALLY) leave the kitchen.,1033000,TRUE,5813,3871,Cowboy Ketchup,Kodak Theater,The Tabasco brothers got Frenchie! We're gonna have to... leave the kitchen.,the tabasco brothers got frenchie were gonna have to leave the kitchen,12 +134267,478,180,Waffle: I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!,1040000,TRUE,5814,3871,Waffle,Kodak Theater,I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!,i dont wanna go i dont wanna go,8 +134268,478,181,Waffle: Wake me for the syrupy ending.,1043000,TRUE,5814,3871,Waffle,Kodak Theater,Wake me for the syrupy ending.,wake me for the syrupy ending,6 +134269,478,182,Cowboy Ketchup: (NOTICING SOMETHING O.S.) Timmy's comin'! Assume your positions!,1045000,TRUE,5813,3871,Cowboy Ketchup,Kodak Theater,Timmy's comin'! Assume your positions!,timmys comin assume your positions,5 +134270,478,183,Peanut Butter: My God! I'm empty! (DYING) Don't let 'em... put pencils in me.,1054000,TRUE,5815,3871,Peanut Butter,Kodak Theater,My God! I'm empty! Don't let 'em... put pencils in me.,my god im empty dont let em put pencils in me,11 +134271,478,184,(HOLLYWOOD BLVD. - A LITTLE LATER: Ext. Hollywood blvd. - a little later),1057000,FALSE,NA,3874,NA,HOLLYWOOD BLVD. - A LITTLE LATER,NA,NA,NA +134272,478,185,"Marge Simpson: Thanks, Rollin' Eighties.",1057000,TRUE,1,3874,Marge Simpson,HOLLYWOOD BLVD. - A LITTLE LATER,"Thanks, Rollin' Eighties.",thanks rollin eighties,3 +134273,478,186,"D.J. Kwanzaa: Hey, you two are honorary members for life.",1067000,TRUE,5809,3874,D.J. Kwanzaa,HOLLYWOOD BLVD. - A LITTLE LATER,"Hey, you two are honorary members for life.",hey you two are honorary members for life,8 +134274,478,187,"D.J. Kwanzaa: That means if another gang sees you, they'll kill you.",1069000,TRUE,5809,3874,D.J. Kwanzaa,HOLLYWOOD BLVD. - A LITTLE LATER,"That means if another gang sees you, they'll kill you.",that means if another gang sees you theyll kill you,10 +134275,478,188,"Homer Simpson: I was born a Rollin' Eighty, and I'll die a Rollin' Eighty.",1072000,TRUE,2,3874,Homer Simpson,HOLLYWOOD BLVD. - A LITTLE LATER,"I was born a Rollin' Eighty, and I'll die a Rollin' Eighty.",i was born a rollin eighty and ill die a rollin eighty,12 +134276,478,189,(Kodak Theater: int. kodak theater - continuous),1076000,FALSE,NA,3871,NA,Kodak Theater,NA,NA,NA +134277,478,190,"Halle Berry: ""Willis and Crumble in 'Better Gnomes And Gardens'"".",1076000,TRUE,5812,3871,Halle Berry,Kodak Theater,"""Willis and Crumble in 'Better Gnomes And Gardens'"".",willis and crumble in better gnomes and gardens,8 +134278,478,191,(English Village: Ext. English village - COUNTRY LANE - day (claymation)),1079000,FALSE,NA,3875,NA,English Village,NA,NA,NA +134279,478,192,"Willis: Not to worry, Miss Pennyfarthing. Crumble will soon have your garden gnomes back in tip-top condition.",1079000,TRUE,5816,3875,Willis,English Village,"Not to worry, Miss Pennyfarthing. Crumble will soon have your garden gnomes back in tip-top condition.",not to worry miss pennyfarthing crumble will soon have your garden gnomes back in tip-top condition,16 +134280,478,193,Miss Pennyfarthing: (DELIGHTED LAUGH) He's good as new! You must come in for a spot of tea and a homemade marmite sandwich.,1101000,TRUE,5817,3875,Miss Pennyfarthing,English Village,He's good as new! You must come in for a spot of tea and a homemade marmite sandwich.,hes good as new you must come in for a spot of tea and a homemade marmite sandwich,18 +134281,478,194,"Willis: (ENTHRALLED) Homemade marmite, and made by a woman with such gentle hands...",1109000,TRUE,5816,3875,Willis,English Village,"Homemade marmite, and made by a woman with such gentle hands...",homemade marmite and made by a woman with such gentle hands,11 +134282,478,195,(COTTAGE: Int. cottage - continuous),1142000,FALSE,NA,2117,NA,COTTAGE,NA,NA,NA +134283,478,196,Willis: Crumble! Crumble! Where has that silly dog got to?,1142000,TRUE,5816,2117,Willis,COTTAGE,Crumble! Crumble! Where has that silly dog got to?,crumble crumble where has that silly dog got to,9 +134284,478,197,Miss Pennyfarthing: (SCREAMS),1142000,FALSE,5817,2117,Miss Pennyfarthing,COTTAGE,NA,NA,NA +134286,478,199,"Lisa Simpson: Good luck, Mr. Park. There'd be no shame in losing to you.",1153000,TRUE,9,2117,Lisa Simpson,COTTAGE,"Good luck, Mr. Park. There'd be no shame in losing to you.",good luck mr park thered be no shame in losing to you,12 +134287,478,200,"Nick Park: Oh, that's very sweet of you. Thank you for saying so.",1157000,TRUE,5818,2117,Nick Park,COTTAGE,"Oh, that's very sweet of you. Thank you for saying so.",oh thats very sweet of you thank you for saying so,11 +134288,478,201,Lisa Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),1157000,FALSE,9,2117,Lisa Simpson,COTTAGE,NA,NA,NA +134289,478,202,Nick Park: No worries. I'll just stick them back on.,1161000,TRUE,5818,2117,Nick Park,COTTAGE,No worries. I'll just stick them back on.,no worries ill just stick them back on,8 +134290,478,203,Nick Park: (WISTFUL) I'm more clay than man now.,1163000,TRUE,5818,2117,Nick Park,COTTAGE,I'm more clay than man now.,im more clay than man now,6 +134291,478,204,"Halle Berry: And finally... ""Angry Dad.""",1165000,TRUE,5812,2117,Halle Berry,COTTAGE,"And finally... ""Angry Dad.""",and finally angry dad,4 +134292,478,205,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: No free refills.,1171000,TRUE,923,2117,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,COTTAGE,No free refills.,no free refills,3 +134293,478,206,Angry Dad: (ANGRY NOISE WHICH GROWS TO EXTREME RAGE),1171000,FALSE,1938,2117,Angry Dad,COTTAGE,NA,NA,NA +134294,478,207,"Angry Dad: Damn, that's good!",1185000,TRUE,1938,2117,Angry Dad,COTTAGE,"Damn, that's good!",damn thats good,3 +134295,478,208,"Halle Berry: And for Best Animated Short, the Oscar goes to... (RIPS OPEN ENVELOPE) wait, one last moment about me... every night I dream my teeth fly out of my mouth. ""Angry Dad""!",1188000,TRUE,5812,2117,Halle Berry,COTTAGE,"And for Best Animated Short, the Oscar goes to... wait, one last moment about me... every night I dream my teeth fly out of my mouth. ""Angry Dad""!",and for best animated short the oscar goes to wait one last moment about me every night i dream my teeth fly out of my mouth angry dad,28 +134296,478,209,Bart Simpson: (TRIUMPHANTLY STANDING) Yes!,1199000,TRUE,8,2117,Bart Simpson,COTTAGE,Yes!,yes,1 +134297,478,210,Bart Simpson: This is it... I finally get to accept an award for my movie...except it's not just my movie. It was my sister's idea to make this into a short. And so many animators... every day was somebody's birthday. And you know what? It was my Dad's movie too. I only wish he were here and not at Cerritos Auto Square.,1207000,TRUE,8,2117,Bart Simpson,COTTAGE,This is it... I finally get to accept an award for my movie...except it's not just my movie. It was my sister's idea to make this into a short. And so many animators... every day was somebody's birthday. And you know what? It was my Dad's movie too. I only wish he were here and not at Cerritos Auto Square.,this is it i finally get to accept an award for my movieexcept its not just my movie it was my sisters idea to make this into a short and so many animators every day was somebodys birthday and you know what it was my dads movie too i only wish he were here and not at cerritos auto square,60 +134298,478,211,"Homer Simpson: (WALKING UP) You got your wish, boy. I'm proud of ya. I'm sorry I took all the credit.",1228000,TRUE,2,2117,Homer Simpson,COTTAGE,"You got your wish, boy. I'm proud of ya. I'm sorry I took all the credit.",you got your wish boy im proud of ya im sorry i took all the credit,16 +134299,478,212,"Bart Simpson: This whole thing is silly. I mean, isn't the idea of one person taking credit for an entire movie the stupidest thing you ever heard?",1232000,TRUE,8,2117,Bart Simpson,COTTAGE,"This whole thing is silly. I mean, isn't the idea of one person taking credit for an entire movie the stupidest thing you ever heard?",this whole thing is silly i mean isnt the idea of one person taking credit for an entire movie the stupidest thing you ever heard,25 +134300,478,213,"""Martin Scorsese"": (RAPID-FIRE) You make a lot of good points, Bart. A lot of good points. You're a very thoughtful kid, you remind me of Deborah Kerr in ""Black Narcissus."" Anyway, granted, despite what André Bazin might say, films are a collaborative art form, but, hey, you can't give an Oscar to everyone.",1240000,TRUE,5819,2117,Martin Scorsese,COTTAGE,"You make a lot of good points, Bart. A lot of good points. You're a very thoughtful kid, you remind me of Deborah Kerr in ""Black Narcissus."" Anyway, granted, despite what André Bazin might say, films are a collaborative art form, but, hey, you can't give an Oscar to everyone.",you make a lot of good points bart a lot of good points youre a very thoughtful kid you remind me of deborah kerr in black narcissus anyway granted despite what andré bazin might say films are a collaborative art form but hey you cant give an oscar to everyone,50 +134301,478,214,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - back yard - day),1259000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134302,478,215,"Bart Simpson: We can still order a replacement from the academy, right?",1259000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"We can still order a replacement from the academy, right?",we can still order a replacement from the academy right,10 +134303,478,216,"Homer Simpson: Hey, they're like five bucks on eBay.",1262000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, they're like five bucks on eBay.",hey theyre like five bucks on ebay,7 +134304,478,217,(BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL: Int. Beverly Hilton-type Hotel - banquet hall - later),1265000,FALSE,NA,3869,NA,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,NA,NA,NA +134305,478,218,"Homer Simpson: Oh, hi! Ricky Gervais, umm such an honor to meet you, Sir Ridley. I love your movies. Or as I call them, ""films."" Umm, glad I bumped into you, actually. Because, uh, I'm looking to expand beyond comedy. (STARTS CRYING) I know what you're thinking, Sir Ridley. (MORE CRYING) You're thinking ""Oh my word, he's been making me laugh all these years, but now he's moving me as well. I'm gonna have to put him in my new film. (THEN NORMAL) What do you think?",1265000,TRUE,2,3869,Homer Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,"Oh, hi! Ricky Gervais, umm such an honor to meet you, Sir Ridley. I love your movies. Or as I call them, ""films."" Umm, glad I bumped into you, actually. Because, uh, I'm looking to expand beyond comedy. I know what you're thinking, Sir Ridley. You're thinking ""Oh my word, he's been making me laugh all these years, but now he's moving me as well. I'm gonna have to put him in my new film. What do you think?",oh hi ricky gervais umm such an honor to meet you sir ridley i love your movies or as i call them films umm glad i bumped into you actually because uh im looking to expand beyond comedy i know what youre thinking sir ridley youre thinking oh my word hes been making me laugh all these years but now hes moving me as well im gonna have to put him in my new film what do you think,79 +134306,478,219,Homer Simpson: I'm a seat filler.,1301000,TRUE,2,3869,Homer Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,I'm a seat filler.,im a seat filler,4 +134339,479,31,Park Ranger: (NOISES OF EFFORT) This next move is tricky. (NOISES OF EFFORT),210000,TRUE,2074,3877,Park Ranger,DESERT STATE PARK,This next move is tricky.,this next move is tricky,5 +134307,478,220,Homer Simpson: Well why couldn't you have said that a minute ago? Don't take any of my ideas.,1308000,TRUE,2,3869,Homer Simpson,BEVERLY HILTON-TYPE HOTEL,Well why couldn't you have said that a minute ago? Don't take any of my ideas.,well why couldnt you have said that a minute ago dont take any of my ideas,16 +134308,479,0,(Desert: Ext. desert - day),97000,FALSE,NA,1222,NA,Desert,NA,NA,NA +134309,479,1,"Otto Mann: Hey, this place was one of the planets on ""Star Trek!""",97000,TRUE,52,1222,Otto Mann,Desert,"Hey, this place was one of the planets on ""Star Trek!""",hey this place was one of the planets on star trek,11 +134310,479,2,(Parking Lot: Ext. parking lot - day),101000,FALSE,NA,235,NA,Parking Lot,NA,NA,NA +134311,479,3,Nelson Muntz: It's so hot I want to wedgie the sun!,101000,TRUE,101,235,Nelson Muntz,Parking Lot,It's so hot I want to wedgie the sun!,its so hot i want to wedgie the sun,9 +134312,479,4,Ralph Wiggum: I wet my arm-pants!,105000,TRUE,119,235,Ralph Wiggum,Parking Lot,I wet my arm-pants!,i wet my arm-pants,4 +134313,479,5,"Seymour Skinner: Children, I hope we all have a pleasant and orderly day here at ""Satan's Anvil."" No one knows why the early settlers called it that, and I suppose we never will.",107000,TRUE,3,235,Seymour Skinner,Parking Lot,"Children, I hope we all have a pleasant and orderly day here at ""Satan's Anvil."" No one knows why the early settlers called it that, and I suppose we never will.",children i hope we all have a pleasant and orderly day here at satans anvil no one knows why the early settlers called it that and i suppose we never will,31 +134314,479,6,"Seymour Skinner: Now remember to stay hydrated, and--",115000,TRUE,3,235,Seymour Skinner,Parking Lot,"Now remember to stay hydrated, and--",now remember to stay hydrated and--,6 +134315,479,7,Seymour Skinner: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Rattlesnake!,117000,TRUE,3,235,Seymour Skinner,Parking Lot,Rattlesnake!,rattlesnake,1 +134316,479,8,Gary Chalmers: (CHUCKLES),117000,FALSE,1078,235,Gary Chalmers,Parking Lot,NA,NA,NA +134317,479,9,"Gary Chalmers: Ha! You fall for that every year, Seymour.",121000,TRUE,1078,235,Gary Chalmers,Parking Lot,"Ha! You fall for that every year, Seymour.",ha you fall for that every year seymour,8 +134318,479,10,"Seymour Skinner: And the one year I didn't, I was bitten by an actual rattlesnake.",124000,TRUE,3,235,Seymour Skinner,Parking Lot,"And the one year I didn't, I was bitten by an actual rattlesnake.",and the one year i didnt i was bitten by an actual rattlesnake,13 +134319,479,11,"Gary Chalmers: Yes, if I recall, you took a sick day you did not have.",127000,TRUE,1078,235,Gary Chalmers,Parking Lot,"Yes, if I recall, you took a sick day you did not have.",yes if i recall you took a sick day you did not have,13 +134320,479,12,Seymour Skinner: I was gonna lose my foot.,129000,TRUE,3,235,Seymour Skinner,Parking Lot,I was gonna lose my foot.,i was gonna lose my foot,6 +134321,479,13,Gary Chalmers: Of which you have two.,131000,TRUE,1078,235,Gary Chalmers,Parking Lot,Of which you have two.,of which you have two,5 +134322,479,14,(OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH: Ext. Off in the sagebrush - DAY),139000,FALSE,NA,3876,NA,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,NA,NA,NA +134323,479,15,"Martin Prince: Greetings, desert dwellers!",139000,TRUE,38,3876,Martin Prince,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,"Greetings, desert dwellers!",greetings desert dwellers,3 +134324,479,16,"Leathery Old Man: (FURIOUS) Git out! The second we let one trespasser on our land, then every goldang--",142000,TRUE,5820,3876,Leathery Old Man,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,"Git out! The second we let one trespasser on our land, then every goldang--",git out the second we let one trespasser on our land then every goldang--,14 +134325,479,17,"Leathery Old Man: Aw, for crying out... It's like Grand Central Station around here!",143000,TRUE,5820,3876,Leathery Old Man,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,"Aw, for crying out... It's like Grand Central Station around here!",aw for crying out its like grand central station around here,11 +134326,479,18,"Leathery Old Woman: Now Delbert, be nice. He's just a boy.",151000,TRUE,5821,3876,Leathery Old Woman,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,"Now Delbert, be nice. He's just a boy.",now delbert be nice hes just a boy,8 +134327,479,19,Leathery Old Man: (PARANOID) Oh sure! First they send a boy... then a prairie dog... (OMINOUS) then they send in them black helicopters.,154000,TRUE,5820,3876,Leathery Old Man,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,Oh sure! First they send a boy... then a prairie dog... then they send in them black helicopters.,oh sure first they send a boy then a prairie dog then they send in them black helicopters,18 +134328,479,20,"Soldier: Sir, you have won a National Endowment For The Arts grant for your scrap-metal sculptures!",168000,TRUE,2536,3876,Soldier,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,"Sir, you have won a National Endowment For The Arts grant for your scrap-metal sculptures!",sir you have won a national endowment for the arts grant for your scrap-metal sculptures,15 +134329,479,21,Leathery Old Man: You'll have to put that check in my cold dead hands!,172000,TRUE,5820,3876,Leathery Old Man,OFF IN THE SAGEBRUSH,You'll have to put that check in my cold dead hands!,youll have to put that check in my cold dead hands,11 +134330,479,22,(DESERT STATE PARK: ext. desert state park - day),182000,FALSE,NA,3877,NA,DESERT STATE PARK,NA,NA,NA +134331,479,23,"Park Ranger: This park's environment has been preserved free of invasive species, except for one -- rock climbers.",182000,TRUE,2074,3877,Park Ranger,DESERT STATE PARK,"This park's environment has been preserved free of invasive species, except for one -- rock climbers.",this parks environment has been preserved free of invasive species except for one -- rock climbers,16 +134332,479,24,"Park Ranger: Uh, my jaw is not a toe-hold!",190000,TRUE,2074,3877,Park Ranger,DESERT STATE PARK,"Uh, my jaw is not a toe-hold!",uh my jaw is not a toe-hold,7 +134333,479,25,"Climber: (PREPPY) But if I reach your summit, I'll have climbed rangers on seven continents!",193000,TRUE,5822,3877,Climber,DESERT STATE PARK,"But if I reach your summit, I'll have climbed rangers on seven continents!",but if i reach your summit ill have climbed rangers on seven continents,13 +134334,479,26,Park Ranger: (ROLLS EYES) Fine.,196000,TRUE,2074,3877,Park Ranger,DESERT STATE PARK,Fine.,fine,1 +134335,479,27,"Climber: (PAINED) Oh, I sprained my ankle! (SOBS) I'm gonna die up here!",201000,TRUE,5822,3877,Climber,DESERT STATE PARK,"Oh, I sprained my ankle! I'm gonna die up here!",oh i sprained my ankle im gonna die up here,10 +134336,479,28,"Park Ranger: Hang on, I'm comin' up for ya.",205000,TRUE,2074,3877,Park Ranger,DESERT STATE PARK,"Hang on, I'm comin' up for ya.",hang on im comin up for ya,7 +134337,479,29,Park Ranger: (NOISES OF EFFORT),205000,FALSE,2074,3877,Park Ranger,DESERT STATE PARK,NA,NA,NA +134341,479,33,Bart Simpson: Oh my God! The legends are true!,218000,TRUE,8,3878,Bart Simpson,GOLD MINE,Oh my God! The legends are true!,oh my god the legends are true,7 +134342,479,34,Milhouse Van Houten: Did you find gold?,222000,TRUE,25,3878,Milhouse Van Houten,GOLD MINE,Did you find gold?,did you find gold,4 +134343,479,35,Bart Simpson: Better -- the prospectors left naughty French postcards!,223000,TRUE,8,3878,Bart Simpson,GOLD MINE,Better -- the prospectors left naughty French postcards!,better -- the prospectors left naughty french postcards,8 +134344,479,36,"Bart Simpson: Whoa, mama.",226000,TRUE,8,3878,Bart Simpson,GOLD MINE,"Whoa, mama.",whoa mama,2 +134345,479,37,"Nelson Muntz: Bart, this is fool's porn! I'll take it off your hands.",229000,TRUE,101,3878,Nelson Muntz,GOLD MINE,"Bart, this is fool's porn! I'll take it off your hands.",bart this is fools porn ill take it off your hands,11 +134346,479,38,"Nelson Muntz: (NAUGHTY CHUCKLES) C'est si bon! (TOSSES POSTCARD) Si bon! (TOSSES POSTCARD, LOUD) Si bon! ...Aaand remorse.",233000,TRUE,101,3878,Nelson Muntz,GOLD MINE,C'est si bon! Si bon! Si bon! ...Aaand remorse.,cest si bon si bon si bon aaand remorse,9 +134347,479,39,(ELSEWHERE IN DESERT: Ext. elsewhere in desert - day),264000,FALSE,NA,3879,NA,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,NA,NA,NA +134348,479,40,"Lisa Simpson: (READING TO SELF) ""While beautiful, the desert also harbors hidden dangers: cacti, poisonous snakes, and most deadly of all--",264000,TRUE,9,3879,Lisa Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,"""While beautiful, the desert also harbors hidden dangers: cacti, poisonous snakes, and most deadly of all--",while beautiful the desert also harbors hidden dangers cacti poisonous snakes and most deadly of all--,16 +134349,479,41,"Lisa Simpson: Scorpions!""",272000,TRUE,9,3879,Lisa Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,"Scorpions!""",scorpions,1 +134350,479,42,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),272000,FALSE,9,3879,Lisa Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,NA,NA,NA +134351,479,43,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) They calm down when they're near the Springfield Silvertongues!,272000,TRUE,9,3879,Lisa Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,They calm down when they're near the Springfield Silvertongues!,they calm down when theyre near the springfield silvertongues,9 +134352,479,44,"Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Now they're aggressive again! I'm sure there's a correlation, but could there be a... (DRAMATIC) causation?",287000,TRUE,9,3879,Lisa Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,"Now they're aggressive again! I'm sure there's a correlation, but could there be a... causation?",now theyre aggressive again im sure theres a correlation but could there be a causation,15 +134353,479,45,"Lisa Simpson: These flowers saved me from a terrible fate -- not getting an ""A"" on my next science project! (HAPPY CHUCKLE INTERRUPTED BY:)",299000,TRUE,9,3879,Lisa Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,"These flowers saved me from a terrible fate -- not getting an ""A"" on my next science project!",these flowers saved me from a terrible fate -- not getting an a on my next science project,18 +134354,479,46,"Seymour Skinner: Lisa, we have to go. Milhouse found a hippie skeleton and he's freaking out.",306000,TRUE,3,3879,Seymour Skinner,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,"Lisa, we have to go. Milhouse found a hippie skeleton and he's freaking out.",lisa we have to go milhouse found a hippie skeleton and hes freaking out,14 +134355,479,47,Milhouse Van Houten: (STUNNED) Never get off the bus!,310000,TRUE,25,3879,Milhouse Van Houten,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,Never get off the bus!,never get off the bus,5 +134356,479,48,Milhouse Van Houten: Never get off the bus!,312000,TRUE,25,3879,Milhouse Van Houten,ELSEWHERE IN DESERT,Never get off the bus!,never get off the bus,5 +134357,479,49,(Springfield: Ext. springfield - day),317000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +134358,479,50,(Bus: Int. Bus - driving through Springfield - late afternooN),317000,FALSE,NA,36,NA,Bus,NA,NA,NA +134359,479,51,"Otto Mann: Check it out, something pathetic's goin' on.",317000,TRUE,52,36,Otto Mann,Bus,"Check it out, something pathetic's goin' on.",check it out something pathetics goin on,7 +134360,479,52,"Grampa Simpson: You can't throw me out! I'm not dead yet! That's the deal, man!",321000,TRUE,31,36,Grampa Simpson,Bus,"You can't throw me out! I'm not dead yet! That's the deal, man!",you cant throw me out im not dead yet thats the deal man,13 +134361,479,53,"Orderly: I'm sorry, Abe, but you're just too cranky.",325000,TRUE,510,36,Orderly,Bus,"I'm sorry, Abe, but you're just too cranky.",im sorry abe but youre just too cranky,8 +134362,479,54,Grampa Simpson: I got a right to be cranky! The food stinks and the TV's only got one channel!,327000,TRUE,31,36,Grampa Simpson,Bus,I got a right to be cranky! The food stinks and the TV's only got one channel!,i got a right to be cranky the food stinks and the tvs only got one channel,17 +134363,479,55,Orderly: That's a fish tank.,333000,TRUE,510,36,Orderly,Bus,That's a fish tank.,thats a fish tank,4 +134364,479,56,Grampa Simpson: You're a fish tank!,334000,TRUE,31,36,Grampa Simpson,Bus,You're a fish tank!,youre a fish tank,4 +134365,479,57,Orderly: (VERY DISTRAUGHT) That is so hurtful.,336000,TRUE,510,36,Orderly,Bus,That is so hurtful.,that is so hurtful,4 +134366,479,58,Orderly: (SOBS) Wish I was a fish tank. Then I could filter out his nasty words. Call me a fish tank...,338000,TRUE,510,36,Orderly,Bus,Wish I was a fish tank. Then I could filter out his nasty words. Call me a fish tank...,wish i was a fish tank then i could filter out his nasty words call me a fish tank,19 +134367,479,59,"Other Orderly: Just go, Abe.",345000,TRUE,5823,36,Other Orderly,Bus,"Just go, Abe.",just go abe,3 +134368,479,60,"Lisa Simpson: That doesn't seem fair -- they won't let him escape, then they kick him out. I wonder where he'll go.",347000,TRUE,9,36,Lisa Simpson,Bus,"That doesn't seem fair -- they won't let him escape, then they kick him out. I wonder where he'll go.",that doesnt seem fair -- they wont let him escape then they kick him out i wonder where hell go,20 +134369,479,61,Bart Simpson: Either the grave or somewhere much worse.,353000,TRUE,8,36,Bart Simpson,Bus,Either the grave or somewhere much worse.,either the grave or somewhere much worse,7 +134370,479,62,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson HOUSE - dining ROOM - evening),355000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134371,479,63,"Grampa Simpson: (NOTICES SOMETHING, SPUTTERS) Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century!",355000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sour cream and chives? In my day, all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair! I hate this century!",sour cream and chives in my day all we put on potatoes was pine needles and barber hair i hate this century,22 +134372,479,64,"Marge Simpson: Okay, we're gonna take turns having Grampa as a roommate. Who wants to go first?",364000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, we're gonna take turns having Grampa as a roommate. Who wants to go first?",okay were gonna take turns having grampa as a roommate who wants to go first,15 +134373,479,65,"Homer Simpson: (BABY GIRL VOICE) Me! Me! I want him every night, and forever and ever! 'Cause I love my--",370000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Me! Me! I want him every night, and forever and ever! 'Cause I love my--",me me i want him every night and forever and ever cause i love my--,15 +134374,479,66,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH-CLOSED MOAN),370000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134375,479,67,"Grampa Simpson: Nose in a funny book, how rude! Ain't ya never heard of conversation?",375000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Nose in a funny book, how rude! Ain't ya never heard of conversation?",nose in a funny book how rude aint ya never heard of conversation,13 +134376,479,68,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) Fine. How's it goin'?,384000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. How's it goin'?,fine hows it goin,4 +134377,479,69,Grampa Simpson: Terrible -- I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!,387000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Terrible -- I got this new roommate and he won't stop yappin'!,terrible -- i got this new roommate and he wont stop yappin,12 +134378,479,70,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's room - the next nigHT),390000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +134379,479,71,Grampa Simpson: Here's an experiment for ya: find a man who wants to marry a lady Poindexter! (CACKLE),390000,TRUE,31,98,Grampa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Here's an experiment for ya: find a man who wants to marry a lady Poindexter!,heres an experiment for ya find a man who wants to marry a lady poindexter,15 +134380,479,72,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - Master bedroom - the next night),398000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134381,479,73,Grampa Simpson: Hey! You call that making love?!,398000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Hey! You call that making love?!,hey you call that making love,6 +134382,479,74,"Marge Simpson: Homer, I told you he wouldn't sleep through it.",402000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, I told you he wouldn't sleep through it.",homer i told you he wouldnt sleep through it,9 +134383,479,75,Grampa Simpson: In my day women didn't make a sound!,405000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,In my day women didn't make a sound!,in my day women didnt make a sound,8 +134384,479,76,Lisa Simpson: This calls for some Springfield Silvertongue!,409000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,This calls for some Springfield Silvertongue!,this calls for some springfield silvertongue,6 +134385,479,77,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's ROOM - day),417000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +134386,479,78,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, look! This essence of a wildflower makes these angry scorpions docile!",417000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Dad, look! This essence of a wildflower makes these angry scorpions docile!",dad look this essence of a wildflower makes these angry scorpions docile,12 +134387,479,79,"Homer Simpson: (TOUSLES HER HAIR) That's great, honey. If you were a boy, you'd be a scientist.",423000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"That's great, honey. If you were a boy, you'd be a scientist.",thats great honey if you were a boy youd be a scientist,12 +134388,479,80,"Grampa Simpson: Back off, ya mutt!",428000,TRUE,31,98,Grampa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Back off, ya mutt!",back off ya mutt,4 +134389,479,81,Grampa Simpson: Or I'll make dog-head soup outta ya!,429000,TRUE,31,98,Grampa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Or I'll make dog-head soup outta ya!,or ill make dog-head soup outta ya,7 +134390,479,82,"Homer Simpson: (STROKES CHIN) Hmm, if it works on nasty scorpions, then maybe... it'll work on nasty stains!",431000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Hmm, if it works on nasty scorpions, then maybe... it'll work on nasty stains!",hmm if it works on nasty scorpions then maybe itll work on nasty stains,14 +134391,479,83,Homer Simpson: It does!,443000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,It does!,it does,2 +134392,479,84,Homer Simpson: And there's something else it might be good for.,448000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,And there's something else it might be good for.,and theres something else it might be good for,9 +134393,479,85,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),457000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134394,479,86,Homer Simpson: Why are you guys eating so fast?,457000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why are you guys eating so fast?,why are you guys eating so fast,7 +134395,479,87,Bart Simpson: Trying to get out of here before Grampa wakes up.,459000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Trying to get out of here before Grampa wakes up.,trying to get out of here before grampa wakes up,10 +134396,479,88,Grampa Simpson: (WHEEZING),459000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134397,479,89,Lisa Simpson: That's him!,465000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's him!,thats him,2 +134398,479,90,"Bart Simpson: Mom, quick! Our lunches!",466000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, quick! Our lunches!",mom quick our lunches,4 +134399,479,91,Marge Simpson: Go! Save yourselves!,467000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Go! Save yourselves!,go save yourselves,3 +134400,479,92,"Grampa Simpson: (CHIPPER) Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk.",470000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Good mornin', family! It's such a beautiful day, I thought I'd take my little friend here for a walk.",good mornin family its such a beautiful day i thought id take my little friend here for a walk,19 +134401,479,93,Marge Simpson: Abe? Are you feeling all right?,478000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Abe? Are you feeling all right?,abe are you feeling all right,6 +134402,479,94,"Grampa Simpson: Never better. The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers, and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee.",480000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Never better. The sun is shining, there's a spring in my slippers, and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee.",never better the sun is shining theres a spring in my slippers and my wonderful son woke me up with a delicious cup of coffee,25 +134403,479,95,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee?",491000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, is there anything unusual in Grampa's coffee?",dad is there anything unusual in grampas coffee,8 +134404,479,96,"Homer Simpson: Uh, you look tense. Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee.",496000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, you look tense. Let's discuss this over a cup of Grampa's coffee.",uh you look tense lets discuss this over a cup of grampas coffee,13 +134405,479,97,"Grampa Simpson: Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records.",509000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Here ya go, champ! Go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records.",here ya go champ go buy yourself some rock-and-roll records,10 +134406,479,98,Bart Simpson: (EXCITED) To the antique store!,513000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,To the antique store!,to the antique store,4 +134407,479,99,"Grampa Simpson: (HUMS, THEN KINDLY:) Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?",515000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, what can I do for you? Eat something green? Vote for someone brown?",now what can i do for you eat something green vote for someone brown,14 +134408,479,100,Lisa Simpson: Dad! I know what you did!,521000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Dad! I know what you did!,dad i know what you did,6 +134409,479,101,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),521000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134410,479,102,Lisa Simpson: And I locked the back door!,526000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,And I locked the back door!,and i locked the back door,6 +134411,479,103,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),526000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134412,479,104,(Simpson Kitchen: Int. Simpson kitchen - continuous),529000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +134413,479,105,Lisa Simpson: ...and that's why you're acting so sweet and kind. Because Dad drugged you!,529000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,...and that's why you're acting so sweet and kind. Because Dad drugged you!,and thats why youre acting so sweet and kind because dad drugged you,13 +134414,479,106,"Grampa Simpson: (KISSES HIM) Oh thank you, thank you! (MORE KISSES)",537000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Oh thank you, thank you!",oh thank you thank you,5 +134415,479,107,Homer Simpson: (TICKLED GIGGLE) Your kisses feel like raw liver.,537000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Your kisses feel like raw liver.,your kisses feel like raw liver,6 +134416,479,108,Lisa Simpson: But it's not real happiness. It's just because of an untested drug!,543000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,But it's not real happiness. It's just because of an untested drug!,but its not real happiness its just because of an untested drug,12 +134417,479,109,Grampa Simpson: So what? There are no guarantees in life! We don't know if this... (LOOKS AROUND FOR SOMETHING) knife is safe!,548000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,So what? There are no guarantees in life! We don't know if this... knife is safe!,so what there are no guarantees in life we dont know if this knife is safe,16 +134418,479,110,"Grampa Simpson: Turns out it's not. The point is, when I'm cranky, nobody likes me, sweet pea. Let me live as a happy man for my remaining thirty years.",556000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Turns out it's not. The point is, when I'm cranky, nobody likes me, sweet pea. Let me live as a happy man for my remaining thirty years.",turns out its not the point is when im cranky nobody likes me sweet pea let me live as a happy man for my remaining thirty years,27 +134419,479,111,"Homer Simpson: Come on, come on, make with the laffy juice! I wanna take Grampa to have his bellybutton pierced.",567000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Come on, come on, make with the laffy juice! I wanna take Grampa to have his bellybutton pierced.",come on come on make with the laffy juice i wanna take grampa to have his bellybutton pierced,18 +134420,479,112,Grampa Simpson: I could hang my Purple Heart from it! (DANCES AND SINGS) YA DA DEE DEE DEE LA DA DA DA DA DA DA... (ETC.),572000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I could hang my Purple Heart from it! YA DA DEE DEE DEE LA DA DA DA DA DA DA...,i could hang my purple heart from it ya da dee dee dee la da da da da da da,20 +134421,479,113,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - late afternoon - establishing),583000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134422,479,114,(Upstairs Bathroom: Int. upstairs bathroom - continuous),583000,FALSE,NA,3880,NA,Upstairs Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +134423,479,115,Lisa Simpson: It was wrong of me to play goddess!,583000,TRUE,9,3880,Lisa Simpson,Upstairs Bathroom,It was wrong of me to play goddess!,it was wrong of me to play goddess,8 +134424,479,116,(Ocean: Ext. ocean - underwater - A LITTLE BIT LATER),603000,FALSE,NA,945,NA,Ocean,NA,NA,NA +134425,479,117,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - evening - establishing),603000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +134426,479,118,Grampa Simpson: (BITTERLY) Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong!,603000,TRUE,31,15,Grampa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong!,everything everyone just said is either obvious or wrong,9 +134427,479,119,"Moe Szyslak: Homer, do somethin' about your dad. He's casting a pall over this grim dungeon full of losers.",607000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, do somethin' about your dad. He's casting a pall over this grim dungeon full of losers.",homer do somethin about your dad hes casting a pall over this grim dungeon full of losers,17 +134428,479,120,"Lenny Leonard: Pfft, dungeon. We can leave any time we want.",612000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Pfft, dungeon. We can leave any time we want.",pfft dungeon we can leave any time we want,9 +134429,479,121,"Carl Carlson: Homer, why don't you just make some more of the serum yourself?",616000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, why don't you just make some more of the serum yourself?",homer why dont you just make some more of the serum yourself,12 +134430,479,122,"Homer Simpson: Oh, because Lisa won't tell me what flower it's from.",619000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, because Lisa won't tell me what flower it's from.",oh because lisa wont tell me what flower its from,10 +134431,479,123,Voice: Excuse me...,623000,TRUE,23,15,Voice,Moe's Tavern,Excuse me...,excuse me,2 +134432,479,124,Walther Hotenhoffer: My name is Walther Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.,624000,TRUE,5824,15,Walther Hotenhoffer,Moe's Tavern,My name is Walther Hotenhoffer and I'm in the pharmaceutical business.,my name is walther hotenhoffer and im in the pharmaceutical business,11 +134433,479,125,Carl Carlson: I was wonderin' when that guy was gonna state his name and occupation.,629000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,I was wonderin' when that guy was gonna state his name and occupation.,i was wonderin when that guy was gonna state his name and occupation,13 +134434,479,126,"Walther Hotenhoffer: Quiet. (TO HOMER) Sir, has your daughter found a drug that renders old people tolerable to us normals?",632000,TRUE,5824,15,Walther Hotenhoffer,Moe's Tavern,"Quiet. Sir, has your daughter found a drug that renders old people tolerable to us normals?",quiet sir has your daughter found a drug that renders old people tolerable to us normals,16 +134435,479,127,Homer Simpson: Yeah. But Lisa won't tell me how to make it.,639000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Yeah. But Lisa won't tell me how to make it.,yeah but lisa wont tell me how to make it,10 +134436,479,128,Walther Hotenhoffer: Lisa is irrelevant.,641000,TRUE,5824,15,Walther Hotenhoffer,Moe's Tavern,Lisa is irrelevant.,lisa is irrelevant,3 +134437,479,129,Lenny Leonard: (STERN) You better elaborate!,643000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,You better elaborate!,you better elaborate,3 +134438,479,130,"Walther Hotenhoffer: All I need is one drop of extract, and I can synthesize the drug at my plant. (SCRUTINIZES GRAMPA) But where do I find that drop?...",644000,TRUE,5824,15,Walther Hotenhoffer,Moe's Tavern,"All I need is one drop of extract, and I can synthesize the drug at my plant. But where do I find that drop?...",all i need is one drop of extract and i can synthesize the drug at my plant but where do i find that drop,24 +134439,479,131,Walther Hotenhoffer: Nein... nein... nein... nein... ah-ha!,653000,TRUE,5824,15,Walther Hotenhoffer,Moe's Tavern,Nein... nein... nein... nein... ah-ha!,nein nein nein nein ah-ha,5 +134440,479,132,"Grampa Simpson: Not so fast, Fritz! Before you waltz off with my Grampa grease, I wanna know, what did you do during the war?",661000,TRUE,31,15,Grampa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Not so fast, Fritz! Before you waltz off with my Grampa grease, I wanna know, what did you do during the war?",not so fast fritz before you waltz off with my grampa grease i wanna know what did you do during the war,22 +134441,479,133,Walther Hotenhoffer: World War Two? I wasn't born yet.,670000,TRUE,5824,15,Walther Hotenhoffer,Moe's Tavern,World War Two? I wasn't born yet.,world war two i wasnt born yet,7 +134442,479,134,Grampa Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS) Funny how many Germans say that these days.,673000,TRUE,31,15,Grampa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Funny how many Germans say that these days.,funny how many germans say that these days,8 +134443,479,135,(Springfield Pharmaceuticals: Ext. Springfield pharmaceuticals - day),695000,FALSE,NA,3881,NA,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,NA,NA,NA +134444,479,136,"Walther Hotenhoffer: From that one droplet, I have synthesized fifty different compounds. Please identify the one that is ausgezeichnet.",695000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"From that one droplet, I have synthesized fifty different compounds. Please identify the one that is ausgezeichnet.",from that one droplet i have synthesized fifty different compounds please identify the one that is ausgezeichnet,17 +134445,479,137,"Grampa Simpson: (SQUIRT) Nothing! (SQUIRT) Nothing! (SQUIRT) Can't feel my fingers! (SQUIRT) Feel them too much. (SQUIRT) Erection! (SQUIRT) Derection! (SQUIRT) I smell music! (GRUMPY) Oh, this'll never work... (KINDLY) but when you're doin' it with people you love, you just can't help smilin'.",703000,TRUE,31,3881,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Nothing! Nothing! Can't feel my fingers! Feel them too much. Erection! Derection! I smell music! Oh, this'll never work... but when you're doin' it with people you love, you just can't help smilin'.",nothing nothing cant feel my fingers feel them too much erection derection i smell music oh thisll never work but when youre doin it with people you love you just cant help smilin,33 +134446,479,138,Walther Hotenhoffer: (HOPEFUL GASP),703000,FALSE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,NA,NA,NA +134447,479,139,Walther Hotenhoffer: Jawohl! I've isolated the molecule!,719000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,Jawohl! I've isolated the molecule!,jawohl ive isolated the molecule,5 +134448,479,140,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Nerd.,723000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,Nerd.,nerd,1 +134449,479,141,Walther Hotenhoffer: Now we test him.,724000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,Now we test him.,now we test him,4 +134450,479,142,"Walther Hotenhoffer: ""How do you feel about the high salaries of today's baseball players?""",727000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,How do you feel about the high salaries of today's baseball players?,how do you feel about the high salaries of todays baseball players,12 +134451,479,143,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, don't get me started on that one. They're just plain better than the greats of my day. God bless them, and their refusal to learn English.",727000,TRUE,31,3881,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Oh, don't get me started on that one. They're just plain better than the greats of my day. God bless them, and their refusal to learn English.",oh dont get me started on that one theyre just plain better than the greats of my day god bless them and their refusal to learn english,27 +134452,479,144,Homer Simpson: Huh? This one didn't make me feel anything.,744000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,Huh? This one didn't make me feel anything.,huh this one didnt make me feel anything,8 +134453,479,145,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT THAT TURNS TO DOG HOWL),744000,FALSE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,NA,NA,NA +134454,479,146,(TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS: Ext. tarmac outside springfield pharmaceuticals - day),752000,FALSE,NA,3882,NA,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,NA,NA,NA +134455,479,147,"Walther Hotenhoffer: These are my ""Suitcase Suzies,"" who will use their beauty and free giveaways to make sure our drug is prescribed.",752000,TRUE,5824,3882,Walther Hotenhoffer,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,"These are my ""Suitcase Suzies,"" who will use their beauty and free giveaways to make sure our drug is prescribed.",these are my suitcase suzies who will use their beauty and free giveaways to make sure our drug is prescribed,20 +134456,479,148,Bart Simpson: Cool! Are they robots?,760000,TRUE,8,3882,Bart Simpson,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,Cool! Are they robots?,cool are they robots,4 +134457,479,149,"Woman: (TOO PERFECT) No, robots can develop human feeling.",763000,TRUE,118,3882,Woman,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,"No, robots can develop human feeling.",no robots can develop human feeling,6 +134458,479,150,Woman: We're graduates of Arizona State!,766000,TRUE,118,3882,Woman,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,We're graduates of Arizona State!,were graduates of arizona state,5 +134459,479,151,Walther Hotenhoffer: We scoop them up by the sorority.,769000,TRUE,5824,3882,Walther Hotenhoffer,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,We scoop them up by the sorority.,we scoop them up by the sorority,7 +134460,479,152,Frat Nerd: Uh... this is the nerd fraternity.,772000,TRUE,5825,3882,Frat Nerd,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,Uh... this is the nerd fraternity.,uh this is the nerd fraternity,6 +134461,479,153,"Walther Hotenhoffer: (ROLLS EYES, WEARY) Drop them in research.",776000,TRUE,5824,3882,Walther Hotenhoffer,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,Drop them in research.,drop them in research,4 +134462,479,154,Frat Nerd: Nice!,779000,TRUE,5825,3882,Frat Nerd,TARMAC OUTSIDE SPRINGFIELD PHARMACEUTICALS,Nice!,nice,1 +134463,479,155,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - EVENING),781000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134464,479,156,"Homer Simpson: Thank you for the tour of your factory, Mister Wonka.",781000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thank you for the tour of your factory, Mister Wonka.",thank you for the tour of your factory mister wonka,10 +134465,479,157,Walther Hotenhoffer: I am not Willy Wonka!,784000,TRUE,5824,5,Walther Hotenhoffer,Simpson Home,I am not Willy Wonka!,i am not willy wonka,5 +134466,479,158,"Bart Simpson: No, no. You're Augustus Gloop, the fat German boy!",787000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, no. You're Augustus Gloop, the fat German boy!",no no youre augustus gloop the fat german boy,9 +134467,479,159,"Walther Hotenhoffer: (SADLY) Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.",790000,TRUE,5824,5,Walther Hotenhoffer,Simpson Home,"Yah, it is true, I am Gloop. Being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways.",yah it is true i am gloop being stuck in that tube changed me in so many ways,18 +134468,479,160,"Walther Hotenhoffer: Gentlemen, we've been doing a lot of funny things today, but now I must be scary.",798000,TRUE,5824,5,Walther Hotenhoffer,Simpson Home,"Gentlemen, we've been doing a lot of funny things today, but now I must be scary.",gentlemen weve been doing a lot of funny things today but now i must be scary,16 +134469,479,161,Homer Simpson: (SUPER SERIOUS) Go ahead.,803000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Go ahead.,go ahead,2 +134470,479,162,Walther Hotenhoffer: Here is the prototype of our pill.,803000,TRUE,5824,5,Walther Hotenhoffer,Simpson Home,Here is the prototype of our pill.,here is the prototype of our pill,7 +134471,479,163,"Walther Hotenhoffer: Grampapa, no one but you should take this drug until it has been through rigorous trials. Be careful -- if the wrong hands got hold of it, a fortune could be made by selling this drug on the black market.",807000,TRUE,5824,5,Walther Hotenhoffer,Simpson Home,"Grampapa, no one but you should take this drug until it has been through rigorous trials. Be careful -- if the wrong hands got hold of it, a fortune could be made by selling this drug on the black market.",grampapa no one but you should take this drug until it has been through rigorous trials be careful -- if the wrong hands got hold of it a fortune could be made by selling this drug on the black market,40 +134472,479,164,"Bart Simpson: (SOTTO) Hm, wrong hands, eh? (HOLDS UP HANDS, AND TALKS TO THEM SOTTO) That's your cue, boys.",820000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, wrong hands, eh? That's your cue, boys.",hm wrong hands eh thats your cue boys,8 +134473,479,165,Bart Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),820000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134474,479,166,Otto Mann: You sell drugs -- Why can't you dress like that?,828000,TRUE,52,5,Otto Mann,Simpson Home,You sell drugs -- Why can't you dress like that?,you sell drugs -- why cant you dress like that,10 +134475,479,167,"Drug Dealer: (DISDAINFUL) Because I use them too, idiot.",832000,TRUE,5826,5,Drug Dealer,Simpson Home,"Because I use them too, idiot.",because i use them too idiot,6 +134476,479,168,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. SprinGFIELD ELEMENTARY - day - esTABLISHING),841000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +134477,479,169,Agnes Skinner: No wonder you've still got pimples at your age.,841000,TRUE,192,3,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,No wonder you've still got pimples at your age.,no wonder youve still got pimples at your age,9 +134478,479,170,Agnes Skinner: You got all this candy in your desk.,845000,TRUE,192,3,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,You got all this candy in your desk.,you got all this candy in your desk,8 +134479,479,171,"Seymour Skinner: They're Tums, for my acid reflux.",847000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"They're Tums, for my acid reflux.",theyre tums for my acid reflux,6 +134480,479,172,Agnes Skinner: Even your acid wants outta you!,849000,TRUE,192,3,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Even your acid wants outta you!,even your acid wants outta you,6 +134481,479,173,Bart Simpson: I've got something you can stuff in that old bag.,854000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I've got something you can stuff in that old bag.,ive got something you can stuff in that old bag,10 +134482,479,174,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - beach - day),861000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +134483,479,175,C. Montgomery Burns: Accursed tide! Flee from my wrath!,861000,TRUE,15,216,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield,Accursed tide! Flee from my wrath!,accursed tide flee from my wrath,6 +134484,479,176,C. Montgomery Burns: No! I've been moistened!,866000,TRUE,15,216,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield,No! I've been moistened!,no ive been moistened,4 +134485,479,177,Bart Simpson: I've got some stuff to put a smile on that corpse.,869000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,I've got some stuff to put a smile on that corpse.,ive got some stuff to put a smile on that corpse,11 +134486,479,178,(Park: Ext. park - day (a few days later)),886000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +134487,479,179,(NEAR PARK: Ext. near park - day),886000,FALSE,NA,3883,NA,NEAR PARK,NA,NA,NA +134488,479,180,Bart Simpson: Don't player hate. I'm just a businessboy.,886000,TRUE,8,3883,Bart Simpson,NEAR PARK,Don't player hate. I'm just a businessboy.,dont player hate im just a businessboy,7 +134489,479,181,"Lisa Simpson: All right, Bart. What are you up to now?",889000,TRUE,9,3883,Lisa Simpson,NEAR PARK,"All right, Bart. What are you up to now?",all right bart what are you up to now,9 +134490,479,182,(Bus: Int. bus),907000,FALSE,NA,36,NA,Bus,NA,NA,NA +134491,479,183,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day),907000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134492,479,184,Grampa Simpson: Now that's what I call a fishin' trip!,907000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Now that's what I call a fishin' trip!,now thats what i call a fishin trip,8 +134955,481,121,Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: (to homer) Why you little!,640000,TRUE,5841,3898,Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,COUNSELING CENTER,Why you little!,why you little,3 +134493,479,185,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY GASP) That's what I was gonna call it!,910000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That's what I was gonna call it!,thats what i was gonna call it,7 +134494,479,186,"Grampa Simpson: Wait, I can't go in there grinnin' like a Swede on payday -- it'll rile up poor Lisa if she knows I'm still poppin' that smiley-pill.",913000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait, I can't go in there grinnin' like a Swede on payday -- it'll rile up poor Lisa if she knows I'm still poppin' that smiley-pill.",wait i cant go in there grinnin like a swede on payday -- itll rile up poor lisa if she knows im still poppin that smiley-pill,26 +134495,479,187,"Homer Simpson: Oh yeah -- we better ""grump it up.""",921000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh yeah -- we better ""grump it up.""",oh yeah -- we better grump it up,8 +134496,479,188,Grampa Simpson: Three dollars for a cup of coffee?! In my day it cost you a dime and they gave you back a quarter!,921000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Three dollars for a cup of coffee?! In my day it cost you a dime and they gave you back a quarter!,three dollars for a cup of coffee in my day it cost you a dime and they gave you back a quarter,22 +134497,479,189,Grampa Simpson: And another thing-- the uh--,941000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,And another thing-- the uh--,and another thing-- the uh--,5 +134498,479,190,"Lisa Simpson: It's okay, Grampa -- you don't have to act grumpy. I know you're taking the drug, and I don't mind -- because you're happy.",944000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's okay, Grampa -- you don't have to act grumpy. I know you're taking the drug, and I don't mind -- because you're happy.",its okay grampa -- you dont have to act grumpy i know youre taking the drug and i dont mind -- because youre happy,24 +134499,479,191,"Lisa Simpson: (RELIEVED NOISE) Thanks, sweetie.",950000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thanks, sweetie.",thanks sweetie,2 +134500,479,192,Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry I was so stubborn. I hope you're not mad.,952000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm sorry I was so stubborn. I hope you're not mad.,im sorry i was so stubborn i hope youre not mad,11 +134501,479,193,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, I ain't mad, and I never will be again -- thanks to your wonderful, wonderful...",955000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I ain't mad, and I never will be again -- thanks to your wonderful, wonderful...",oh i aint mad and i never will be again -- thanks to your wonderful wonderful,16 +134502,479,194,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM),955000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134503,479,195,"Lisa Simpson: Let me finish: thanks to your wonderful, wonderful drug.",964000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Let me finish: thanks to your wonderful, wonderful drug.",let me finish thanks to your wonderful wonderful drug,9 +134504,479,196,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) It happened to the scorpions too! The flower essence must have the side effect of lubricating the eye sockets to the point of popping.,978000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It happened to the scorpions too! The flower essence must have the side effect of lubricating the eye sockets to the point of popping.,it happened to the scorpions too the flower essence must have the side effect of lubricating the eye sockets to the point of popping,24 +134505,479,197,Grampa Simpson: (CHEERFUL) More saline please!,986000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,More saline please!,more saline please,3 +134506,479,198,Marge Simpson: At some point I think we should see a doctor.,988000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,At some point I think we should see a doctor.,at some point i think we should see a doctor,10 +134507,479,199,"Bart Simpson: No, it's cool -- it's like we've got our own monster!",991000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, it's cool -- it's like we've got our own monster!",no its cool -- its like weve got our own monster,11 +134508,479,200,Homer Simpson: Your grandfather is not a monster.,994000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Your grandfather is not a monster.,your grandfather is not a monster,6 +134509,479,201,"Homer Simpson: Now, let's chain him in the basement until the circus gets to town.",996000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, let's chain him in the basement until the circus gets to town.",now lets chain him in the basement until the circus gets to town,13 +134510,479,202,Grampa Simpson: Sounds good!,999000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Sounds good!,sounds good,2 +134511,479,203,Marge Simpson: (SIGH) At least no one else has taken this drug.,1000000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,At least no one else has taken this drug.,at least no one else has taken this drug,9 +134512,479,204,"Marge Simpson: Bart, why are you tugging on your collar?",1005000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, why are you tugging on your collar?",bart why are you tugging on your collar,8 +134513,479,205,Homer Simpson: (THREATENING) It better be tonsillitis.,1007000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It better be tonsillitis.,it better be tonsillitis,4 +134514,479,206,"Bart Simpson: Well, actually... I may have accidentally traded a few of those pills, for money...",1010000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, actually... I may have accidentally traded a few of those pills, for money...",well actually i may have accidentally traded a few of those pills for money,14 +134515,479,207,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),1010000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134516,479,208,"Bart Simpson: ...which I may have already spent, ironically, on these novelty eyeglasses.",1016000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"...which I may have already spent, ironically, on these novelty eyeglasses.",which i may have already spent ironically on these novelty eyeglasses,11 +134517,479,209,"Grampa Simpson: Howdy, handsome!",1021000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Howdy, handsome!",howdy handsome,2 +134518,479,210,Lisa Simpson: (POINTS OUT WINDOW) Look!,1023000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Look!,look,1 +134519,479,211,Cat Lady: (HAPPY CAT LADY GIBBERISH) Who loves mommy's eyeballs? Oh there's a kitty gonna sleep good tonight! Yes you are! (CACKLES),1041000,TRUE,2502,5,Cat Lady,Simpson Home,Who loves mommy's eyeballs? Oh there's a kitty gonna sleep good tonight! Yes you are!,who loves mommys eyeballs oh theres a kitty gonna sleep good tonight yes you are,15 +134520,479,212,(Springfield Pharmaceuticals: Ext. Springfield PHARMACEUTICALS - day),1050000,FALSE,NA,3881,NA,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,NA,NA,NA +134521,479,213,"Homer Simpson: So, I guess we're all in the same boat, huh?",1050000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"So, I guess we're all in the same boat, huh?",so i guess were all in the same boat huh,10 +134522,479,214,"Walther Hotenhoffer: Nein, nein. My boat is me and hundreds of lawyers. Your boat has you and a lot of people with their eyes falling out.",1053000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Nein, nein. My boat is me and hundreds of lawyers. Your boat has you and a lot of people with their eyes falling out.",nein nein my boat is me and hundreds of lawyers your boat has you and a lot of people with their eyes falling out,24 +134523,479,215,"Marge Simpson: Walther, when a man puts something on a Frisbee, he should stand by it.",1062000,TRUE,1,3881,Marge Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Walther, when a man puts something on a Frisbee, he should stand by it.",walther when a man puts something on a frisbee he should stand by it,14 +134524,479,216,Marge Simpson: See?,1066000,TRUE,1,3881,Marge Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,See?,see,1 +134525,479,217,"Walther Hotenhoffer: (LOOKS AT FRISBEE) You are right -- as always, the Frisbee is the mirror to the soul.",1068000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"You are right -- as always, the Frisbee is the mirror to the soul.",you are right -- as always the frisbee is the mirror to the soul,14 +134526,479,218,"Secretary: Mr. Hotenhoffer, there's a mob outside.",1074000,TRUE,42,3881,Secretary,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Mr. Hotenhoffer, there's a mob outside.",mr hotenhoffer theres a mob outside,6 +134527,479,219,Walther Hotenhoffer: An angry mob?,1076000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,An angry mob?,an angry mob,3 +134528,479,220,"Secretary: No, a cheerful mob.",1078000,TRUE,42,3881,Secretary,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"No, a cheerful mob.",no a cheerful mob,4 +134529,479,221,"Walther Hotenhoffer: (LOWERS GUN, SIGHS) I'd like to have just one day when I don't put a gun to my head.",1080000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,I'd like to have just one day when I don't put a gun to my head.,id like to have just one day when i dont put a gun to my head,16 +134530,479,222,"Old-timey Farmer: Now, I ain't much for speeches...",1089000,TRUE,5827,3881,Old-timey Farmer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Now, I ain't much for speeches...",now i aint much for speeches,6 +134531,479,223,"Old-timey Farmer: But we sure do appreciate what you done for us, and we were just hopin' we could get more of that drug. Lots more!",1094000,TRUE,5827,3881,Old-timey Farmer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"But we sure do appreciate what you done for us, and we were just hopin' we could get more of that drug. Lots more!",but we sure do appreciate what you done for us and we were just hopin we could get more of that drug lots more,24 +134532,479,224,Mob: (AGREEING NOISES),1094000,FALSE,155,3881,Mob,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,NA,NA,NA +134533,479,225,Walther Hotenhoffer: Those poor googly-eyed fools. I cannot exploit them like this. I will have to be content exploiting their fear of losing hair and penis. I will destroy the drug.,1106000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,Those poor googly-eyed fools. I cannot exploit them like this. I will have to be content exploiting their fear of losing hair and penis. I will destroy the drug.,those poor googly-eyed fools i cannot exploit them like this i will have to be content exploiting their fear of losing hair and penis i will destroy the drug,29 +134534,479,226,Crowd: (UNHAPPY MURMURS) / What? Well I never!,1119000,TRUE,75,3881,Crowd,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,/ What? Well I never!,what well i never,4 +134535,479,227,"Homer Simpson: Walther, let's not be so hasty. Who would begrudge them a few years of shambling, dope-fogged, into the grave? Besides, our generation's got everything under control! Now, if you'll excuse me, I was supposed to be drunk an hour ago. To Moe's!",1121000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Walther, let's not be so hasty. Who would begrudge them a few years of shambling, dope-fogged, into the grave? Besides, our generation's got everything under control! Now, if you'll excuse me, I was supposed to be drunk an hour ago. To Moe's!",walther lets not be so hasty who would begrudge them a few years of shambling dope-fogged into the grave besides our generations got everything under control now if youll excuse me i was supposed to be drunk an hour ago to moes,42 +134536,479,228,Homer Simpson: Flat tire? No problem!,1140000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,Flat tire? No problem!,flat tire no problem,4 +134537,479,229,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),1140000,FALSE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,NA,NA,NA +134538,479,230,"Lenny Leonard: Homer, use your head. Just buy a new car!",1147000,TRUE,165,3881,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Homer, use your head. Just buy a new car!",homer use your head just buy a new car,9 +134539,479,231,"Homer Simpson: Great idea, but I don't have any money.",1149000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Great idea, but I don't have any money.",great idea but i dont have any money,8 +134540,479,232,Carl Carlson: You could take out a loan with your house as collateral.,1151000,TRUE,170,3881,Carl Carlson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,You could take out a loan with your house as collateral.,you could take out a loan with your house as collateral,11 +134541,479,233,Homer Simpson: And I wouldn't have to pay it back for three more years! What are the odds of that much time happening?,1154000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,And I wouldn't have to pay it back for three more years! What are the odds of that much time happening?,and i wouldnt have to pay it back for three more years what are the odds of that much time happening,21 +134542,479,234,"Lenny Leonard: Pretty close to zero, I'd say.",1159000,TRUE,165,3881,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Pretty close to zero, I'd say.",pretty close to zero id say,6 +134543,479,235,Homer Simpson: Problem solved. Generation awesome does it again!,1161000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,Problem solved. Generation awesome does it again!,problem solved generation awesome does it again,7 +134544,479,236,Carl Carlson: (DOPEY CHEER),1161000,FALSE,170,3881,Carl Carlson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,NA,NA,NA +134545,479,237,"Grampa Simpson: All right, you googly-eyed geezers, turn up your hearing aids -- I've got something to say.",1168000,TRUE,31,3881,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"All right, you googly-eyed geezers, turn up your hearing aids -- I've got something to say.",all right you googly-eyed geezers turn up your hearing aids -- ive got something to say,16 +134566,480,13,Kent Brockman: The eight hundred million dollar boondoggle based on nothing more than a cute play on words.,144000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,The eight hundred million dollar boondoggle based on nothing more than a cute play on words.,the eight hundred million dollar boondoggle based on nothing more than a cute play on words,16 +134567,480,14,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - tv room - cONTINUOUS),156000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134546,479,238,"Grampa Simpson: Together, we survived the Depression, won a few wars, and put a man on the moon. In fact, the only mistake our generation made was creating that generation.",1175000,TRUE,31,3881,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Together, we survived the Depression, won a few wars, and put a man on the moon. In fact, the only mistake our generation made was creating that generation.",together we survived the depression won a few wars and put a man on the moon in fact the only mistake our generation made was creating that generation,28 +134547,479,239,"Grampa Simpson: If we want to set these bumblers straight it's going to take all the crankiness we can muster. So put down those pills, pop in your eyeballs, and ""upside-down"" them smiles!",1186000,TRUE,31,3881,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"If we want to set these bumblers straight it's going to take all the crankiness we can muster. So put down those pills, pop in your eyeballs, and ""upside-down"" them smiles!",if we want to set these bumblers straight its going to take all the crankiness we can muster so put down those pills pop in your eyeballs and upside-down them smiles,31 +134548,479,240,Friends: (IMPRESSED NOISES),1186000,FALSE,5828,3881,Friends,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,NA,NA,NA +134549,479,241,"Homer Simpson: Their ""can-do"" will bail out our ""won't-try"" every time!",1214000,TRUE,2,3881,Homer Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"Their ""can-do"" will bail out our ""won't-try"" every time!",their can-do will bail out our wont-try every time,9 +134550,479,242,Lisa Simpson: So I guess the lesson here is...,1220000,TRUE,9,3881,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,So I guess the lesson here is...,so i guess the lesson here is,7 +134551,479,243,"Seymour Skinner: If you go on a field trip, don't break off from the group.",1223000,TRUE,3,3881,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"If you go on a field trip, don't break off from the group.",if you go on a field trip dont break off from the group,13 +134552,479,244,"Walther Hotenhoffer: And if you are a fat little boy in a chocolate factory, never try to drink from the river. The tube! My God! Every night I see the tube!",1226000,TRUE,5824,3881,Walther Hotenhoffer,Springfield Pharmaceuticals,"And if you are a fat little boy in a chocolate factory, never try to drink from the river. The tube! My God! Every night I see the tube!",and if you are a fat little boy in a chocolate factory never try to drink from the river the tube my god every night i see the tube,29 +134553,480,0,"Kent Brockman: (GRIM)...the Queen will be held without bail, until the sample is returned from the lab. (SUDDENLY UPBEAT) And now, it's time for ""That's Kent-ertainment!""",48000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"...the Queen will be held without bail, until the sample is returned from the lab. And now, it's time for ""That's Kent-ertainment!""",the queen will be held without bail until the sample is returned from the lab and now its time for thats kent-ertainment,22 +134554,480,1,"Kent Brockman: Here's a story that gives new meaning to the words ""puff piece:""",69000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"Here's a story that gives new meaning to the words ""puff piece:""",heres a story that gives new meaning to the words puff piece,12 +134555,480,2,Kent Brockman: Springfield natives Cheech and Chong are returning in triumph for a reunion show!,69000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,Springfield natives Cheech and Chong are returning in triumph for a reunion show!,springfield natives cheech and chong are returning in triumph for a reunion show,13 +134556,480,3,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Cheech and Chong are coming back to Springfield?,95000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,Cheech and Chong are coming back to Springfield?,cheech and chong are coming back to springfield,8 +134557,480,4,Lisa Simpson: Cheech and Chong are from Springfield?,97000,TRUE,9,NA,Lisa Simpson,NA,Cheech and Chong are from Springfield?,cheech and chong are from springfield,6 +134558,480,5,Grampa Simpson: Lucy and Desi are getting a divorce?,99000,TRUE,31,NA,Grampa Simpson,NA,Lucy and Desi are getting a divorce?,lucy and desi are getting a divorce,7 +134559,480,6,"Kent Brockman: Before they formed their ""joint"" partnership, Tommy Chong and Richard ""Cheech"" Marin briefly worked as Channel 6 meteorologists...",102000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"Before they formed their ""joint"" partnership, Tommy Chong and Richard ""Cheech"" Marin briefly worked as Channel 6 meteorologists...",before they formed their joint partnership tommy chong and richard cheech marin briefly worked as channel 6 meteorologists,18 +134560,480,7,"Chong: (SERIOUS) Tomorrow, a high pressure front brings a strong possibility of drizzle...",108000,TRUE,5829,NA,Chong,NA,"Tomorrow, a high pressure front brings a strong possibility of drizzle...",tomorrow a high pressure front brings a strong possibility of drizzle,11 +134561,480,8,"Kent Brockman: Then, the doobie of destiny changed their lives forever, when police burned marijuana seized from the Buddy Rich Orchestra in a nearby lot...",112000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"Then, the doobie of destiny changed their lives forever, when police burned marijuana seized from the Buddy Rich Orchestra in a nearby lot...",then the doobie of destiny changed their lives forever when police burned marijuana seized from the buddy rich orchestra in a nearby lot,23 +134562,480,9,"Cheech: (STONED) So, y'know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an ""ometer"" on it?",121000,TRUE,5830,NA,Cheech,NA,"So, y'know, uh, check your barometer, thermometer, anemometer... Why does everything have to have an ""ometer"" on it?",so yknow uh check your barometer thermometer anemometer why does everything have to have an ometer on it,18 +134563,480,10,"Chong: And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God, and his fat sister overflowed the tub.",129000,TRUE,5829,NA,Chong,NA,"And what is rain, man? It's like we're in the apartment under God, and his fat sister overflowed the tub.",and what is rain man its like were in the apartment under god and his fat sister overflowed the tub,20 +134564,480,11,Cheech: (STONED GIGGLES),129000,FALSE,5830,NA,Cheech,NA,NA,NA,NA +134565,480,12,"Kent Brockman: The duo's herbal ha-has led to a series of successful albums, concerts, movies, and ""Nash Bridges."" Now, these homegrown heroes will kick off their summer tour at Squidport's new Amphitheatre -- (DRAMATIC) the Clamphitheater.",137000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"The duo's herbal ha-has led to a series of successful albums, concerts, movies, and ""Nash Bridges."" Now, these homegrown heroes will kick off their summer tour at Squidport's new Amphitheatre -- the Clamphitheater.",the duos herbal ha-has led to a series of successful albums concerts movies and nash bridges now these homegrown heroes will kick off their summer tour at squidports new amphitheatre -- the clamphitheater,33 +134568,480,15,Bart Simpson: Who the hell are Cheech and Chong?,156000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Who the hell are Cheech and Chong?,who the hell are cheech and chong,7 +134569,480,16,"Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP) Bart, Cheech and Chong were the Beavis and Butthead of their day!",158000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, Cheech and Chong were the Beavis and Butthead of their day!",bart cheech and chong were the beavis and butthead of their day,12 +134570,480,17,Bart Simpson: Who are Beavis and Butthead?,163000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Who are Beavis and Butthead?,who are beavis and butthead,5 +134571,480,18,Homer Simpson: (SMALL HEARTBROKEN SOB) I've failed as a parent. I swore the day my son was born he would appreciate stoner comedy. To the media room!,166000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I've failed as a parent. I swore the day my son was born he would appreciate stoner comedy. To the media room!,ive failed as a parent i swore the day my son was born he would appreciate stoner comedy to the media room,22 +134572,480,19,(THE SIMPSON ATTIC: Int. the Simpson attic - Later),172000,FALSE,NA,3884,NA,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,NA,NA,NA +134573,480,20,Chong: Open up. It's the police.,172000,TRUE,5829,3884,Chong,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,Open up. It's the police.,open up its the police,5 +134574,480,21,"Cheech: Oh man, I gotta get rid of my grass!",174000,TRUE,5830,3884,Cheech,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,"Oh man, I gotta get rid of my grass!",oh man i gotta get rid of my grass,9 +134575,480,22,Homer Simpson: (GLEEFUL GIGGLES) He's flushing his pot down the toilet unnecessarily!,180000,TRUE,2,3884,Homer Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,He's flushing his pot down the toilet unnecessarily!,hes flushing his pot down the toilet unnecessarily,8 +134576,480,23,Homer Simpson: (CONTENTED SIGH) Back then we'd play these albums again and again till they were filled with skips and clicks and pops. Which was about three times.,185000,TRUE,2,3884,Homer Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,Back then we'd play these albums again and again till they were filled with skips and clicks and pops. Which was about three times.,back then wed play these albums again and again till they were filled with skips and clicks and pops which was about three times,24 +134577,480,24,Lisa Simpson: These are comedy albums?,194000,TRUE,9,3884,Lisa Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,These are comedy albums?,these are comedy albums,4 +134578,480,25,Lisa Simpson: The Noisy Minority... The Upside-Down Bubblegum Collective... The Regional Lampoon... The Plymouth Grok Experiment... Fro And Flo... Allan Sherman's Helter Shmelter...,196000,TRUE,9,3884,Lisa Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,The Noisy Minority... The Upside-Down Bubblegum Collective... The Regional Lampoon... The Plymouth Grok Experiment... Fro And Flo... Allan Sherman's Helter Shmelter...,the noisy minority the upside-down bubblegum collective the regional lampoon the plymouth grok experiment fro and flo allan shermans helter shmelter,21 +134579,480,26,Marge Simpson: What are you guys doing up there?,206000,TRUE,1,3884,Marge Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,What are you guys doing up there?,what are you guys doing up there,7 +134580,480,27,Homer Simpson: (PANICKED NOISE) Hide the dope!,208000,TRUE,2,3884,Homer Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,Hide the dope!,hide the dope,3 +134581,480,28,Bart Simpson: We don't have any dope.,210000,TRUE,8,3884,Bart Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,We don't have any dope.,we dont have any dope,5 +134582,480,29,Homer Simpson: Then what did I just smoke?,211000,TRUE,2,3884,Homer Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,Then what did I just smoke?,then what did i just smoke,6 +134583,480,30,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),211000,FALSE,2,3884,Homer Simpson,THE SIMPSON ATTIC,NA,NA,NA +134584,480,31,(Springfield Clamphitheater: Ext. Clamphitheatre - nigHT),219000,FALSE,NA,3885,NA,Springfield Clamphitheater,NA,NA,NA +134585,480,32,"Chief Wiggum: Lou, I want you to confiscate these brownies.",219000,TRUE,71,3885,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Lou, I want you to confiscate these brownies.",lou i want you to confiscate these brownies,8 +134586,480,33,Lou: There's no drugs in these brownies.,222000,TRUE,91,3885,Lou,Springfield Clamphitheater,There's no drugs in these brownies.,theres no drugs in these brownies,6 +134587,480,34,Chief Wiggum: I said confiscate!,223000,TRUE,71,3885,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Clamphitheater,I said confiscate!,i said confiscate,3 +134588,480,35,"Chief Wiggum: Uh, also confiscate me a t-shirt, uh, triple-X-L.",225000,TRUE,71,3885,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Uh, also confiscate me a t-shirt, uh, triple-X-L.",uh also confiscate me a t-shirt uh triple-x-l,8 +134589,480,36,Lou: I thought you said double-X-L was a real wakeup call.,229000,TRUE,91,3885,Lou,Springfield Clamphitheater,I thought you said double-X-L was a real wakeup call.,i thought you said double-x-l was a real wakeup call,10 +134590,480,37,Chief Wiggum: That was for pants.,232000,TRUE,71,3885,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Clamphitheater,That was for pants.,that was for pants,4 +134591,480,38,Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen: Krusty the Clown!,234000,TRUE,33,3885,Announcer,Springfield Clamphitheater,Ladies and gentlemen: Krusty the Clown!,ladies and gentlemen krusty the clown,6 +134592,480,39,"Krusty the Clown: Thank you. When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said ""how much?"" And they said ""we don't pay for introductions,"" so I said ""then I don't need this crummy gig,"" and they said ""yes, you do,"" and I said... (ENTHUSIASTIC) ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!",236000,TRUE,139,3885,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Thank you. When they asked me to introduce Cheech and Chong, I said ""how much?"" And they said ""we don't pay for introductions,"" so I said ""then I don't need this crummy gig,"" and they said ""yes, you do,"" and I said... ladies and gentlemen, Cheech and Chong!",thank you when they asked me to introduce cheech and chong i said how much and they said we dont pay for introductions so i said then i dont need this crummy gig and they said yes you do and i said ladies and gentlemen cheech and chong,48 +134593,480,40,Chong: Who is it?,250000,TRUE,5829,3885,Chong,Springfield Clamphitheater,Who is it?,who is it,3 +134594,480,41,"Cheech: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff. (MORE KNOCKS)",250000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,"It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I got the stuff.",its me dave man open up i got the stuff,10 +134595,480,42,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) I thought they'd do bits -- but their most famous bit?!,259000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,I thought they'd do bits -- but their most famous bit?!,i thought theyd do bits -- but their most famous bit,11 +134596,480,43,"Cheech: Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.",263000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.",will you open up i got the stuff with me,10 +134956,481,122,Homer Simpson: (BEING STRANGLED NOISES),640000,FALSE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,NA,NA,NA +134597,480,44,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Ooo, he's gonna say ""Dave's not here!""",265000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Ooo, he's gonna say ""Dave's not here!""",ooo hes gonna say daves not here,7 +134598,480,45,Homer Simpson: Dave's not here! Dave's not here!,265000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,Dave's not here! Dave's not here!,daves not here daves not here,6 +134599,480,46,Audience: (CHANTING) Dave's not here!,270000,TRUE,321,3885,Audience,Springfield Clamphitheater,Dave's not here!,daves not here,3 +134600,480,47,Audience: Dave's not here! Dave's not here!,270000,TRUE,321,3885,Audience,Springfield Clamphitheater,Dave's not here! Dave's not here!,daves not here daves not here,6 +134601,480,48,"Cheech: (SOTTO) Say the line, man!",274000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Say the line, man!",say the line man,4 +134602,480,49,Chong: (SOTTO) They already know the line. What's the surprise? What's the point?,275000,TRUE,5829,3885,Chong,Springfield Clamphitheater,They already know the line. What's the surprise? What's the point?,they already know the line whats the surprise whats the point,11 +134603,480,50,Cheech: (SOTTO) The point is they still give us a shoebox full of twenties to do this! Now say it!,279000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,The point is they still give us a shoebox full of twenties to do this! Now say it!,the point is they still give us a shoebox full of twenties to do this now say it,18 +134604,480,51,"Chong: (TO AUDIENCE) Dave's not... (BREAKING CHARACTER) Dave's not gonna sell out anymore, man! I, I can't say it!",284000,TRUE,5829,3885,Chong,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Dave's not... Dave's not gonna sell out anymore, man! I, I can't say it!",daves not daves not gonna sell out anymore man i i cant say it,14 +134605,480,52,Audience: (SHOCKED GASPS),284000,FALSE,321,3885,Audience,Springfield Clamphitheater,NA,NA,NA +134606,480,53,"Cheech: (FURIOUS) What are you doing, man?!",292000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,"What are you doing, man?!",what are you doing man,5 +134607,480,54,"Chong: What am I doing?! What am I-- I'm experimenting, man! I'm growing as an artist, okay?",294000,TRUE,5829,3885,Chong,Springfield Clamphitheater,"What am I doing?! What am I-- I'm experimenting, man! I'm growing as an artist, okay?",what am i doing what am i-- im experimenting man im growing as an artist okay,16 +134608,480,55,Cheech: That's not the Cheech and Chong brand.,298000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,That's not the Cheech and Chong brand.,thats not the cheech and chong brand,7 +134609,480,56,Chong: (IRRITATED) Brand? Brand? I'm a seventy-two year old man. I've eaten eggs every which way they cook 'em -- I can't play it safe anymore.,301000,TRUE,5829,3885,Chong,Springfield Clamphitheater,Brand? Brand? I'm a seventy-two year old man. I've eaten eggs every which way they cook 'em -- I can't play it safe anymore.,brand brand im a seventy-two year old man ive eaten eggs every which way they cook em -- i cant play it safe anymore,24 +134610,480,57,"Cheech: Look, these people pay good money to see ""Dave's not here!"" You owe them ""Dave's not here!""",308000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Look, these people pay good money to see ""Dave's not here!"" You owe them ""Dave's not here!""",look these people pay good money to see daves not here you owe them daves not here,17 +134611,480,58,"Chong: Well, how about this? Chong's not here! (SUPER AGGRO) Man!",308000,TRUE,5829,3885,Chong,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Well, how about this? Chong's not here! Man!",well how about this chongs not here man,8 +134612,480,59,Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) Oh no! Chong is refusing to fall back on his old catch-phrases.,321000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,Oh no! Chong is refusing to fall back on his old catch-phrases.,oh no chong is refusing to fall back on his old catch-phrases,12 +134613,480,60,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,325000,TRUE,8,3885,Bart Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +134614,480,61,Audience: (ANGRY MURMURS),325000,FALSE,321,3885,Audience,Springfield Clamphitheater,NA,NA,NA +134615,480,62,"Marge Simpson: Homie, you know all the bits. Maybe you could help him!",328000,TRUE,1,3885,Marge Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Homie, you know all the bits. Maybe you could help him!",homie you know all the bits maybe you could help him,11 +134616,480,63,Homer Simpson: I can't do reefer comedy -- I'm drunk. Two different animals. (SIPS BEER),332000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,I can't do reefer comedy -- I'm drunk. Two different animals.,i cant do reefer comedy -- im drunk two different animals,11 +134617,480,64,"Marge Simpson: Homer Simpson, that man's albums have given you decades of entertainment -- and seen you through some very square times. Help him!",336000,TRUE,1,3885,Marge Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Homer Simpson, that man's albums have given you decades of entertainment -- and seen you through some very square times. Help him!",homer simpson that mans albums have given you decades of entertainment -- and seen you through some very square times help him,22 +134618,480,65,"Homer Simpson: (TO AUDIENCE) Dave's not here, man!",353000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Dave's not here, man!",daves not here man,4 +134619,480,66,Audience: (ROARS OF ENTHUSIASM),353000,FALSE,321,3885,Audience,Springfield Clamphitheater,NA,NA,NA +134620,480,67,"Cheech: No man, I'm Dave. D-A-V-E!",362000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,"No man, I'm Dave. D-A-V-E!",no man im dave d-a-v-e,5 +134621,480,68,Homer Simpson: Dave?,365000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,Dave?,dave,1 +134622,480,69,Cheech: That's right. Now open up the door.,366000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,That's right. Now open up the door.,thats right now open up the door,7 +134623,480,70,"Homer Simpson: Dave's not here, man!",368000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Dave's not here, man!",daves not here man,4 +134624,480,71,Audience: (UPROARIOUS LAUGHTER),368000,FALSE,321,3885,Audience,Springfield Clamphitheater,NA,NA,NA +134625,480,72,Brandine Del Roy: (LAUGH),368000,FALSE,1875,3885,Brandine Del Roy,Springfield Clamphitheater,NA,NA,NA +134626,480,73,Fetus: (LAUGHS),368000,FALSE,5831,3885,Fetus,Springfield Clamphitheater,NA,NA,NA +134627,480,74,"Waylon Smithers: (PUZZLED) You find this funny, sir?",377000,TRUE,14,3885,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Clamphitheater,"You find this funny, sir?",you find this funny sir,5 +134658,480,105,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - auditorium - later),495000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +134628,480,75,"C. Montgomery Burns: Just because it's too hip for you, Smithers...",379000,TRUE,15,3885,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Just because it's too hip for you, Smithers...",just because its too hip for you smithers,8 +134629,480,76,Homer Simpson: I'll give Dave your message.,386000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,I'll give Dave your message.,ill give dave your message,5 +134630,480,77,Very Tall Man: (NOT STONED) I don't find this funny at all.,389000,TRUE,1951,3885,Very Tall Man,Springfield Clamphitheater,I don't find this funny at all.,i dont find this funny at all,7 +134631,480,78,Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) My time being wasted was not wasted!,392000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,My time being wasted was not wasted!,my time being wasted was not wasted,7 +134632,480,79,Audience: (ROARS APPROVAL),392000,FALSE,321,3885,Audience,Springfield Clamphitheater,NA,NA,NA +134633,480,80,"Cheech: (TO HOMER) Hey man, you're alright! How'd you like to be the new Chong?",397000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,"Hey man, you're alright! How'd you like to be the new Chong?",hey man youre alright howd you like to be the new chong,12 +134634,480,81,Homer Simpson: Yes! (BEAT) Will I get to meet Dave?,402000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,Yes! Will I get to meet Dave?,yes will i get to meet dave,7 +134635,480,82,Cheech: There is no Dave.,404000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,There is no Dave.,there is no dave,4 +134636,480,83,Homer Simpson: How 'bout Don Johnson?,405000,TRUE,2,3885,Homer Simpson,Springfield Clamphitheater,How 'bout Don Johnson?,how bout don johnson,4 +134637,480,84,Cheech: It'd be easier to meet Dave.,406000,TRUE,5830,3885,Cheech,Springfield Clamphitheater,It'd be easier to meet Dave.,itd be easier to meet dave,6 +134638,480,85,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - DAY - estabLishing),414000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134639,480,86,Homer Simpson: It is so cool for you to let me go on tour with Cheech.,414000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It is so cool for you to let me go on tour with Cheech.,it is so cool for you to let me go on tour with cheech,14 +134640,480,87,"Marge Simpson: And remember, on the road, the only vice you can indulge in is gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.",417000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"And remember, on the road, the only vice you can indulge in is gluttony. Save lust and rage for me and the kids.",and remember on the road the only vice you can indulge in is gluttony save lust and rage for me and the kids,23 +134641,480,88,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) Sweetie, don't worry. I'm gonna come back so horny and angry...",425000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, don't worry. I'm gonna come back so horny and angry...",sweetie dont worry im gonna come back so horny and angry,11 +134642,480,89,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Awww.,430000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Awww.,awww,1 +134643,480,90,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - a little later),431000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +134644,480,91,Homer Simpson: I can't believe I'm riding around in Cheech's van! The van made of weed!,431000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,I can't believe I'm riding around in Cheech's van! The van made of weed!,i cant believe im riding around in cheechs van the van made of weed,14 +134645,480,92,Cheech: It's not made of weed.,436000,TRUE,5830,270,Cheech,Springfield Street,It's not made of weed.,its not made of weed,5 +134646,480,93,Homer Simpson: Oh. What's it made of? Hash? Shrooms? (LOUD WHISPER) Lysergic acid diethylamide?,437000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Oh. What's it made of? Hash? Shrooms? Lysergic acid diethylamide?,oh whats it made of hash shrooms lysergic acid diethylamide,10 +134647,480,94,Cheech: No! The van is just made of van.,443000,TRUE,5830,270,Cheech,Springfield Street,No! The van is just made of van.,no the van is just made of van,8 +134648,480,95,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),443000,FALSE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +134649,480,96,"Cheech: Look, Homer, I really need you to be on your game, you know? A lot of our fans have gone through rehab, so they're much more critical.",447000,TRUE,5830,270,Cheech,Springfield Street,"Look, Homer, I really need you to be on your game, you know? A lot of our fans have gone through rehab, so they're much more critical.",look homer i really need you to be on your game you know a lot of our fans have gone through rehab so theyre much more critical,27 +134650,480,97,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, Cheech. I know all the classic bits of you and Chong.",453000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Don't worry, Cheech. I know all the classic bits of you and Chong.",dont worry cheech i know all the classic bits of you and chong,13 +134651,480,98,"Cheech: Don't say that name! Now, you drive -- I have to go black out his face on some t-shirts with a Magic Marker.",458000,TRUE,5830,270,Cheech,Springfield Street,"Don't say that name! Now, you drive -- I have to go black out his face on some t-shirts with a Magic Marker.",dont say that name now you drive -- i have to go black out his face on some t-shirts with a magic marker,23 +134652,480,99,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Can we get high from the fumes?,462000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Can we get high from the fumes?,can we get high from the fumes,7 +134653,480,100,Cheech: No!,464000,TRUE,5830,270,Cheech,Springfield Street,No!,no,1 +134654,480,101,"Cheech: (ANGRY BLACKING OUT MUMBLING NOISES, SOME IN SPANISH)",464000,FALSE,5830,270,Cheech,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +134655,480,102,"Chong: Okay, man, what I'm looking for in a new Cheech is someone who is, like, open-minded and adventurous. I haven't decided about the mustache yet, but you need your own suspenders.",478000,TRUE,5829,270,Chong,Springfield Street,"Okay, man, what I'm looking for in a new Cheech is someone who is, like, open-minded and adventurous. I haven't decided about the mustache yet, but you need your own suspenders.",okay man what im looking for in a new cheech is someone who is like open-minded and adventurous i havent decided about the mustache yet but you need your own suspenders,31 +134656,480,103,"Lenny Leonard: (TO CARL) Snap, snap!",489000,TRUE,165,270,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Street,"Snap, snap!",snap snap,2 +134657,480,104,Carl Carlson: (VERY HURT) Our friendship died with the first snap and you buried it with the second. (STORMS OFF),491000,TRUE,170,270,Carl Carlson,Springfield Street,Our friendship died with the first snap and you buried it with the second.,our friendship died with the first snap and you buried it with the second,14 +134659,480,106,Ralph Wiggum: You ever notice how your nose makes boogers? What's up with that?,495000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,You ever notice how your nose makes boogers? What's up with that?,you ever notice how your nose makes boogers whats up with that,12 +134660,480,107,Chong: Uh... next!,499000,TRUE,5829,3,Chong,Springfield Elementary School,Uh... next!,uh next,2 +134661,480,108,"Gil Gunderson: (HIGH VOICE, BOW ON FOREHEAD) I can't pay the rent. (LOW VOICE, BOW ON LIP) You must pay the rent. (BOW ON FOREHEAD) I can't pay the rent. (BOW ON LIP) You must pay the rent. (HEROIC, BOW ON ADAM'S APPLE) I'll pay the rent. (BOW ON FOREHEAD) My hero. (BOW ON ADAM'S APPLE) Aw, who am I kiddin'? I don't got the money.",501000,TRUE,2369,3,Gil Gunderson,Springfield Elementary School,"I can't pay the rent. You must pay the rent. I can't pay the rent. You must pay the rent. I'll pay the rent. My hero. Aw, who am I kiddin'? I don't got the money.",i cant pay the rent you must pay the rent i cant pay the rent you must pay the rent ill pay the rent my hero aw who am i kiddin i dont got the money,36 +134662,480,109,Chong: Next.,514000,TRUE,5829,3,Chong,Springfield Elementary School,Next.,next,1 +134663,480,110,Groundskeeper Willie: (INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCOTTISH BROGUE),514000,FALSE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +134664,480,111,Groundskeeper Willie: Zoom!,525000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Zoom!,zoom,1 +134665,480,112,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary school - auditorium - later),528000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +134666,480,113,"Seymour Skinner: (VERY FLAT) I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant. Class, attention, attention, class, class -- shut up! Thank you.",528000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"I am your substitute teacher, Sister Mary Elephant. Class, attention, attention, class, class -- shut up! Thank you.",i am your substitute teacher sister mary elephant class attention attention class class -- shut up thank you,18 +134667,480,114,"Chong: Uh, no, man. No routines from the old regime.",537000,TRUE,5829,3,Chong,Springfield Elementary School,"Uh, no, man. No routines from the old regime.",uh no man no routines from the old regime,9 +134668,480,115,Seymour Skinner: Really? But Sister Mary's no-nonsense attitude is what inspired me to become an educator.,540000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Really? But Sister Mary's no-nonsense attitude is what inspired me to become an educator.,really but sister marys no-nonsense attitude is what inspired me to become an educator,14 +134669,480,116,"Chong: Just let your freak flag fly, man.",545000,TRUE,5829,3,Chong,Springfield Elementary School,"Just let your freak flag fly, man.",just let your freak flag fly man,7 +134670,480,117,"Seymour Skinner: Well, I guess as long as I fold it afterward and don't display it at night... Oh, perhaps I should improvise, or ""do an improv?""",547000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I guess as long as I fold it afterward and don't display it at night... Oh, perhaps I should improvise, or ""do an improv?""",well i guess as long as i fold it afterward and dont display it at night oh perhaps i should improvise or do an improv,25 +134671,480,118,"Chong: I want you to reinvent the wheel! No, de-invent the wheel! No -- re-unvent the whool!",554000,TRUE,5829,3,Chong,Springfield Elementary School,"I want you to reinvent the wheel! No, de-invent the wheel! No -- re-unvent the whool!",i want you to reinvent the wheel no de-invent the wheel no -- re-unvent the whool,16 +134672,480,119,"Seymour Skinner: Oh, I'll get my prop trunk!",559000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, I'll get my prop trunk!",oh ill get my prop trunk,6 +134673,480,120,"Seymour Skinner: (STAGY) A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy. So I invented... (PULLS OUT PROP) the celery phone! (INTO PHONE) Hello? Hello?",564000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"A lot of people have cell phones, but I like to eat healthy. So I invented... the celery phone! Hello? Hello?",a lot of people have cell phones but i like to eat healthy so i invented the celery phone hello hello,21 +134674,480,121,"Chong: Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope.",572000,TRUE,5829,3,Chong,Springfield Elementary School,"Wow. You are the un-funniest man I've ever seen. Which means, teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope.",wow you are the un-funniest man ive ever seen which means teaming up with you would be totally pushing the envelope,21 +134675,480,122,"Seymour Skinner: (INTO PHONE) Mother, how did you get this number -- it's a prop phone! (ROLLS EYES) Yes, I have your celery... I took the limpest stalk there was!",579000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Mother, how did you get this number -- it's a prop phone! Yes, I have your celery... I took the limpest stalk there was!",mother how did you get this number -- its a prop phone yes i have your celery i took the limpest stalk there was,24 +134676,480,123,Chong: Stop it! Stop riffing! The gig is yours!,587000,TRUE,5829,3,Chong,Springfield Elementary School,Stop it! Stop riffing! The gig is yours!,stop it stop riffing the gig is yours,8 +134677,480,124,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),591000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +134678,480,125,Marge Simpson: Time to finally return your father's overdue movies.,591000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,Time to finally return your father's overdue movies.,time to finally return your fathers overdue movies,8 +134679,480,126,Lisa Simpson: Is it really okay to just drop them into the pit where the Blockbuster used to be?,595000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,Is it really okay to just drop them into the pit where the Blockbuster used to be?,is it really okay to just drop them into the pit where the blockbuster used to be,17 +134680,480,127,Marge Simpson: (SHRUGS) Got a better idea?,599000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,Got a better idea?,got a better idea,4 +134681,480,128,Dog: (EXCITED BARKS),599000,FALSE,1332,270,Dog,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +134682,480,129,(SHABBY HOUSE: ext. shabby house - continuous),611000,FALSE,NA,3886,NA,SHABBY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +134683,480,130,Cat Lady: (INSANE RAMBLING),611000,FALSE,2502,3886,Cat Lady,SHABBY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +134684,480,131,"Marge Simpson: Um, hello... I'm Marge Simpson... I think I've given you money a of couple times...",611000,TRUE,1,3886,Marge Simpson,SHABBY HOUSE,"Um, hello... I'm Marge Simpson... I think I've given you money a of couple times...",um hello im marge simpson i think ive given you money a of couple times,15 +134686,480,133,"Marge Simpson: No, no, no, no, no, no -- I don't want the money back, I just came for my dog.",619000,TRUE,1,3886,Marge Simpson,SHABBY HOUSE,"No, no, no, no, no, no -- I don't want the money back, I just came for my dog.",no no no no no no -- i dont want the money back i just came for my dog,19 +134687,480,134,"Cat Lady: (""COME RIGHT IN"" NOISES)",619000,FALSE,2502,3886,Cat Lady,SHABBY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +134688,480,135,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED GASPS),619000,FALSE,9,3886,Lisa Simpson,SHABBY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +134689,480,136,"Lisa Simpson: Easter grass, Cable Ace Awards, aquariums full of broken pinball game parts, popped but uneaten Jiffy Pop still in the silver bubble, sample-sized shampoos, detergents and whiskeys...",631000,TRUE,9,3886,Lisa Simpson,SHABBY HOUSE,"Easter grass, Cable Ace Awards, aquariums full of broken pinball game parts, popped but uneaten Jiffy Pop still in the silver bubble, sample-sized shampoos, detergents and whiskeys...",easter grass cable ace awards aquariums full of broken pinball game parts popped but uneaten jiffy pop still in the silver bubble sample-sized shampoos detergents and whiskeys,27 +134690,480,137,Marge Simpson: (HUSHED) I hate to say this about the Cat Lady... but I think she's crazy. She's a hoarder!,643000,TRUE,1,3886,Marge Simpson,SHABBY HOUSE,I hate to say this about the Cat Lady... but I think she's crazy. She's a hoarder!,i hate to say this about the cat lady but i think shes crazy shes a hoarder,17 +134691,480,138,Cat Lady: (CAT LADY ASHAMED NOISES),643000,FALSE,2502,3886,Cat Lady,SHABBY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +134692,480,139,Lisa Simpson: This is so sad. Can we help her?,651000,TRUE,9,3886,Lisa Simpson,SHABBY HOUSE,This is so sad. Can we help her?,this is so sad can we help her,8 +134693,480,140,Marge Simpson: We can. It'll be great. Like a reality show without the cameras.,654000,TRUE,1,3886,Marge Simpson,SHABBY HOUSE,We can. It'll be great. Like a reality show without the cameras.,we can itll be great like a reality show without the cameras,12 +134694,480,141,"Lisa Simpson: You mean, just reality.",658000,TRUE,9,3886,Lisa Simpson,SHABBY HOUSE,"You mean, just reality.",you mean just reality,4 +134695,480,142,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, that's what you think.",660000,TRUE,17,3886,Moe Szyslak,SHABBY HOUSE,"Yeah, that's what you think.",yeah thats what you think,5 +134696,480,143,"Moe Szyslak: Cut, print, mail to NBC.",662000,TRUE,17,3886,Moe Szyslak,SHABBY HOUSE,"Cut, print, mail to NBC.",cut print mail to nbc,5 +134697,480,144,(Highway: Ext. highway - day),669000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +134698,480,145,(Tour Van: Int. TOUR VAN - cONTINUOUS),669000,FALSE,NA,3887,NA,Tour Van,NA,NA,NA +134699,480,146,Homer Simpson: (SINGING) CHEECH AND CHONG HAS LOST ITS CHONG / I AM THE CHONG NOW... TAKE A LITTLE LOOK / TAKE A LITTLE LOOK / TAKE A LITTLE LOOK AT ME-E...,669000,TRUE,2,3887,Homer Simpson,Tour Van,CHEECH AND CHONG HAS LOST ITS CHONG / I AM THE CHONG NOW... TAKE A LITTLE LOOK / TAKE A LITTLE LOOK / TAKE A LITTLE LOOK AT ME-E...,cheech and chong has lost its chong i am the chong now take a little look take a little look take a little look at me-e,26 +134700,480,147,"Cheech: (CHUCKLES) That's funny, Homer. Now we really have to work on the show.",682000,TRUE,5830,3887,Cheech,Tour Van,"That's funny, Homer. Now we really have to work on the show.",thats funny homer now we really have to work on the show,12 +134701,480,148,"Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, I getcha -- ""work on the show."" Maybe we should start at four-twenty, right? (SLIGHT CHUCKLE) Marijuana reference!",686000,TRUE,2,3887,Homer Simpson,Tour Van,"Oh yeah, I getcha -- ""work on the show."" Maybe we should start at four-twenty, right? Marijuana reference!",oh yeah i getcha -- work on the show maybe we should start at four-twenty right marijuana reference,18 +134702,480,149,"Cheech: Yeah, I got it. Listen, man, comedy is hard work.",693000,TRUE,5830,3887,Cheech,Tour Van,"Yeah, I got it. Listen, man, comedy is hard work.",yeah i got it listen man comedy is hard work,10 +134703,480,150,Homer Simpson: (SADLY) Hard work? I thought this was gonna be fun.,698000,TRUE,2,3887,Homer Simpson,Tour Van,Hard work? I thought this was gonna be fun.,hard work i thought this was gonna be fun,9 +134704,480,151,Cheech: (UPBEAT) It is fun! The fun is the knowledge that our audience gets a good value for their hard-earned dollar!,700000,TRUE,5830,3887,Cheech,Tour Van,It is fun! The fun is the knowledge that our audience gets a good value for their hard-earned dollar!,it is fun the fun is the knowledge that our audience gets a good value for their hard-earned dollar,19 +134705,480,152,Homer Simpson: (SINGING) CHEECH IS SURE A LOT LESS COOL / THAN I IMAGINED...,707000,TRUE,2,3887,Homer Simpson,Tour Van,CHEECH IS SURE A LOT LESS COOL / THAN I IMAGINED...,cheech is sure a lot less cool than i imagined,10 +134706,480,153,Cheech: Stop that!,710000,TRUE,5830,3887,Cheech,Tour Van,Stop that!,stop that,2 +134707,480,154,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO SINGING TO ""LOW RIDER"") BETTER SHUT UP / CHEECH IS REALLY MAD / I WISH THAT I HAD GONE WITH CHO-ONG...",712000,TRUE,2,3887,Homer Simpson,Tour Van,BETTER SHUT UP / CHEECH IS REALLY MAD / I WISH THAT I HAD GONE WITH CHO-ONG...,better shut up cheech is really mad i wish that i had gone with cho-ong,15 +134708,480,155,(CAT LADY'S HOUSE: ext. cat lady's house - day),722000,FALSE,NA,3888,NA,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +134709,480,156,"Marge Simpson: Now, we've managed to preoccupy the cat lady for the next few hours.",722000,TRUE,1,3888,Marge Simpson,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,"Now, we've managed to preoccupy the cat lady for the next few hours.",now weve managed to preoccupy the cat lady for the next few hours,13 +134710,480,157,Grizabella: MEMORY / ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT / I CAN SMILE AT THE OLD DAYS / I WAS BEAUTIFUL THEN...,727000,TRUE,5832,3888,Grizabella,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,MEMORY / ALL ALONE IN THE MOONLIGHT / I CAN SMILE AT THE OLD DAYS / I WAS BEAUTIFUL THEN...,memory all alone in the moonlight i can smile at the old days i was beautiful then,17 +134711,480,158,"Cat Lady: (IN AUDIENCE, HEAVING SOBS) So beautiful!",745000,TRUE,2502,3888,Cat Lady,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,So beautiful!,so beautiful,2 +134712,480,159,"Cat Lady: Thank you, Marge. (CAT LADY NOISE) Thank you for clearing the clutter from my house... and my mind. (ONE LAST VIOLENT CAT LADY NOISE)",759000,TRUE,2502,3888,Cat Lady,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,"Thank you, Marge. Thank you for clearing the clutter from my house... and my mind.",thank you marge thank you for clearing the clutter from my house and my mind,15 +134713,480,160,"Marge Simpson: (TO DRIVER) Haul away, driver man!",770000,TRUE,1,3888,Marge Simpson,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,"Haul away, driver man!",haul away driver man,4 +134714,480,161,Marge Simpson: Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!,774000,TRUE,1,3888,Marge Simpson,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,Wait! Wait! Wait! Wait!,wait wait wait wait,4 +134715,480,162,Marge Simpson: A perfectly-good hot lather dispenser. I can't count the number of times Homie's cried in anguish over his lukewarm lather.,775000,TRUE,1,3888,Marge Simpson,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,A perfectly-good hot lather dispenser. I can't count the number of times Homie's cried in anguish over his lukewarm lather.,a perfectly-good hot lather dispenser i cant count the number of times homies cried in anguish over his lukewarm lather,20 +134716,480,163,"Marge Simpson: Ooh, a pen from the Milwaukee Hilton! ...a phone answering machine from the '80s!",784000,TRUE,1,3888,Marge Simpson,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,"Ooh, a pen from the Milwaukee Hilton! ...a phone answering machine from the '80s!",ooh a pen from the milwaukee hilton a phone answering machine from the 80s,14 +134717,480,164,Cat Lady: (SINGS TO OPENING OF BEETHOVEN'S FIFTH) NOBODY'S HOME!,792000,TRUE,2502,3888,Cat Lady,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,NOBODY'S HOME!,nobodys home,2 +134718,480,165,"Marge Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) All of J.D. Salinger's books, except ""Catcher In The Rye!"" (INCREDIBLY EXCITED GASP) Used pizza protectors!",795000,TRUE,1,3888,Marge Simpson,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,"All of J.D. Salinger's books, except ""Catcher In The Rye!"" Used pizza protectors!",all of jd salingers books except catcher in the rye used pizza protectors,13 +134719,480,166,Marge Simpson: (BETWEEN HUMS) / Ooo!,805000,TRUE,1,3888,Marge Simpson,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,/ Ooo!,ooo,1 +134720,480,167,"Truck Driver: (LOOKS IN REARVIEW MIRROR) She's Crazy, but I'd do her.",811000,TRUE,1022,3888,Truck Driver,CAT LADY'S HOUSE,"She's Crazy, but I'd do her.",shes crazy but id do her,6 +134721,480,168,(OUTDOOR HALF-SHELL STAGE: EXT. outdoor half-shell stage - evening),813000,FALSE,NA,3889,NA,OUTDOOR HALF-SHELL STAGE,NA,NA,NA +134722,480,169,Cheech: Class! Class! Shut up!,813000,TRUE,5830,3889,Cheech,OUTDOOR HALF-SHELL STAGE,Class! Class! Shut up!,class class shut up,4 +134723,480,170,Audience: (WILD CHEERS),813000,FALSE,321,3889,Audience,OUTDOOR HALF-SHELL STAGE,NA,NA,NA +134724,480,171,(Backstage: int. backstage - continuous),825000,FALSE,NA,463,NA,Backstage,NA,NA,NA +134725,480,172,"Cheech: You did all right, kid. You earned a reward.",825000,TRUE,5830,463,Cheech,Backstage,"You did all right, kid. You earned a reward.",you did all right kid you earned a reward,9 +134726,480,173,"Homer Simpson: (KNOWING) Oh yeah, a reward from Cheech!",828000,TRUE,2,463,Homer Simpson,Backstage,"Oh yeah, a reward from Cheech!",oh yeah a reward from cheech,6 +134727,480,174,Cheech: Homer?,901000,TRUE,5830,463,Cheech,Backstage,Homer?,homer,1 +134728,480,175,Homer Simpson: (GNAWING NOISES),901000,FALSE,2,463,Homer Simpson,Backstage,NA,NA,NA +134729,480,176,Cheech: Homer!,903000,TRUE,5830,463,Cheech,Backstage,Homer!,homer,1 +134730,480,177,Homer Simpson: Hmm?,903000,TRUE,2,463,Homer Simpson,Backstage,Hmm?,hmm,1 +134731,480,178,(Springfield Street: ext. Springfield street - day),904000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +134732,480,179,Cheech: (BEAMING) Here's your reward!,904000,TRUE,5830,270,Cheech,Springfield Street,Here's your reward!,heres your reward,3 +134733,480,180,Homer Simpson: What the?!,906000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,What the?!,what the,2 +134734,480,181,"Cheech: Yeah! I'm taking you to a museum, man. Chong and I used to come here all the time.",906000,TRUE,5830,270,Cheech,Springfield Street,"Yeah! I'm taking you to a museum, man. Chong and I used to come here all the time.",yeah im taking you to a museum man chong and i used to come here all the time,18 +134735,480,182,Homer Simpson: (HUGE MOAN) Why aren't you exactly like your stage persona?,912000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Why aren't you exactly like your stage persona?,why arent you exactly like your stage persona,8 +134736,480,183,(ART MUSEUM: Int. art museum - later),916000,FALSE,NA,280,NA,ART MUSEUM,NA,NA,NA +134737,480,184,"Cheech: Now Homer, this Viramontes image is an example of how Chicano poster art preserves a culture ignored by Eurocentric society.",916000,TRUE,5830,280,Cheech,ART MUSEUM,"Now Homer, this Viramontes image is an example of how Chicano poster art preserves a culture ignored by Eurocentric society.",now homer this viramontes image is an example of how chicano poster art preserves a culture ignored by eurocentric society,20 +134738,480,185,Homer Simpson: Eurocentric! (BIGGER MOAN) When do we have wacky adventures?,924000,TRUE,2,280,Homer Simpson,ART MUSEUM,Eurocentric! When do we have wacky adventures?,eurocentric when do we have wacky adventures,7 +134739,480,186,"Cheech: Ah, that's just the movies, man.",929000,TRUE,5830,280,Cheech,ART MUSEUM,"Ah, that's just the movies, man.",ah thats just the movies man,6 +134740,480,187,Homer Simpson: Can we at least get some French fries?,930000,TRUE,2,280,Homer Simpson,ART MUSEUM,Can we at least get some French fries?,can we at least get some french fries,8 +134741,480,188,Cheech: Too high in trans-fats.,932000,TRUE,5830,280,Cheech,ART MUSEUM,Too high in trans-fats.,too high in trans-fats,4 +134742,480,189,Homer Simpson: Stop speaking Spanish!,934000,TRUE,2,280,Homer Simpson,ART MUSEUM,Stop speaking Spanish!,stop speaking spanish,3 +134743,480,190,(Wacky's Comedy Club: Ext. wacky's comedy club - eSTABLISHING - niGHT),940000,FALSE,NA,3890,NA,Wacky's Comedy Club,NA,NA,NA +134744,480,191,(COMEDY CLUB: Int. comedy club - continuous),940000,FALSE,NA,3891,NA,COMEDY CLUB,NA,NA,NA +134745,480,192,"Chong: Ladies and gentlemen, man! Prepare for comedy that will murder your expectations and bury them in a sea of ""what?"" with waves of ""huh?""",940000,TRUE,5829,3891,Chong,COMEDY CLUB,"Ladies and gentlemen, man! Prepare for comedy that will murder your expectations and bury them in a sea of ""what?"" with waves of ""huh?""",ladies and gentlemen man prepare for comedy that will murder your expectations and bury them in a sea of what with waves of huh,24 +134746,480,193,Chong: I am Dave.,943000,TRUE,5829,3891,Chong,COMEDY CLUB,I am Dave.,i am dave,3 +134747,480,194,Seymour Skinner: Dave is here! Man.,957000,TRUE,3,3891,Seymour Skinner,COMEDY CLUB,Dave is here! Man.,dave is here man,4 +134748,480,195,Gary Chalmers: Skin-ner! This dessert menu is funnier than you!,960000,TRUE,1078,3891,Gary Chalmers,COMEDY CLUB,Skin-ner! This dessert menu is funnier than you!,skin-ner this dessert menu is funnier than you,8 +134749,480,196,"Seymour Skinner: (SADLY) Yes, but I'm funnier than the cocktail napkins.",966000,TRUE,3,3891,Seymour Skinner,COMEDY CLUB,"Yes, but I'm funnier than the cocktail napkins.",yes but im funnier than the cocktail napkins,8 +134750,480,197,"Gary Chalmers: They're blank, Seymour. (HOLDS UP BLANK COCKTAIL NAPKIN)",969000,TRUE,1078,3891,Gary Chalmers,COMEDY CLUB,"They're blank, Seymour.",theyre blank seymour,3 +134751,480,198,"Seymour Skinner: Yes, but there're two k-sounds in ""cocktail.""",971000,TRUE,3,3891,Seymour Skinner,COMEDY CLUB,"Yes, but there're two k-sounds in ""cocktail.""",yes but therere two k-sounds in cocktail,7 +134752,480,199,"Gary Chalmers: Yes, there are. (CHUCKLES, AMUSED)",974000,TRUE,1078,3891,Gary Chalmers,COMEDY CLUB,"Yes, there are.",yes there are,3 +134753,480,200,(Simpson Home: EXT. sIMPSON HOUSE - day - establishing),976000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134754,480,201,"Lisa Simpson: So, how was your first day of school?",976000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, how was your first day of school?",so how was your first day of school,8 +134755,480,202,"Bart Simpson: I met the new principal, Mr. Baumgartner. He seemed really cool. When he walked through the gym, he shot a basket!",979000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I met the new principal, Mr. Baumgartner. He seemed really cool. When he walked through the gym, he shot a basket!",i met the new principal mr baumgartner he seemed really cool when he walked through the gym he shot a basket,21 +134756,480,203,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED NOISE),979000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134757,480,204,(MAZE: int. maze - continuous),1004000,FALSE,NA,3892,NA,MAZE,NA,NA,NA +134758,480,205,Grampa Simpson: Who has disturbed my tomb?,1004000,TRUE,31,3892,Grampa Simpson,MAZE,Who has disturbed my tomb?,who has disturbed my tomb,5 +134759,480,206,"Lisa Simpson: Grampa, you're not dead.",1007000,TRUE,9,3892,Lisa Simpson,MAZE,"Grampa, you're not dead.",grampa youre not dead,4 +134760,480,207,"Grampa Simpson: Well, wake me when I am.",1009000,TRUE,31,3892,Grampa Simpson,MAZE,"Well, wake me when I am.",well wake me when i am,6 +134761,480,208,"Lisa Simpson: I never thought I'd say this, but Dad is the only one who can help us.",1012000,TRUE,9,3892,Lisa Simpson,MAZE,"I never thought I'd say this, but Dad is the only one who can help us.",i never thought id say this but dad is the only one who can help us,16 +134762,480,209,(CAPITOL CITY THEATER: Int. capitol city theater - backstage - meanwhile),1019000,FALSE,NA,3893,NA,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,NA,NA,NA +134763,480,210,"Cheech: (SCHOOL MARM) Now Homer, what did we agree about personal phone calls during rehearsal time?",1019000,TRUE,5830,3893,Cheech,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,"Now Homer, what did we agree about personal phone calls during rehearsal time?",now homer what did we agree about personal phone calls during rehearsal time,13 +134764,480,211,"Homer Simpson: (SIGHS, THEN ROTE) It's disrespectful to the high standards people have come to expect from Cheech and Chunk.",1025000,TRUE,2,3893,Homer Simpson,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,It's disrespectful to the high standards people have come to expect from Cheech and Chunk.,its disrespectful to the high standards people have come to expect from cheech and chunk,15 +134765,480,212,Cheech: That's right. Now let's take it from the part where we sniff each other's butts.,1030000,TRUE,5830,3893,Cheech,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,That's right. Now let's take it from the part where we sniff each other's butts.,thats right now lets take it from the part where we sniff each others butts,15 +134766,480,213,"Homer Simpson: (SADLY) Yes, sir.",1033000,TRUE,2,3893,Homer Simpson,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,"Yes, sir.",yes sir,2 +134767,480,214,"Cheech: Come on, sniff!",1034000,TRUE,5830,3893,Cheech,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,"Come on, sniff!",come on sniff,3 +134768,480,215,Homer Simpson: (ROTE SNIFFING NOISES),1034000,FALSE,2,3893,Homer Simpson,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,NA,NA,NA +134769,480,216,"Cheech: That's a movie sniff. This is live theater. Now inhale, damn it.",1036000,TRUE,5830,3893,Cheech,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,"That's a movie sniff. This is live theater. Now inhale, damn it.",thats a movie sniff this is live theater now inhale damn it,12 +134770,480,217,"Homer Simpson: (BIG, LONG SNIFF)",1036000,FALSE,2,3893,Homer Simpson,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,NA,NA,NA +134771,480,218,Cheech: I'm hearing it but I'm not feeling it.,1043000,TRUE,5830,3893,Cheech,CAPITOL CITY THEATER,I'm hearing it but I'm not feeling it.,im hearing it but im not feeling it,8 +134772,480,219,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),1054000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134773,480,220,Marge Simpson: (HAPPY HUMMING),1054000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134774,480,221,Homer Simpson: Tour bus parked. Gotta save Marge!,1054000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Tour bus parked. Gotta save Marge!,tour bus parked gotta save marge,6 +134775,480,222,Marge Simpson: I can't believe the crazy house would throw out all these forks.,1058000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I can't believe the crazy house would throw out all these forks.,i cant believe the crazy house would throw out all these forks,12 +134776,480,223,"Homer Simpson: Marge, sweetie, do you know how low, low prices are ""insane?"" Well, sometimes people can be too.",1064000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, sweetie, do you know how low, low prices are ""insane?"" Well, sometimes people can be too.",marge sweetie do you know how low low prices are insane well sometimes people can be too,17 +134777,480,224,Marge Simpson: What are you talking about?,1070000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +134778,480,225,"ELEANOR: Marge, you saved me. Now I want to save you.",1072000,TRUE,5833,5,ELEANOR,Simpson Home,"Marge, you saved me. Now I want to save you.",marge you saved me now i want to save you,10 +134779,480,226,Marge Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) I'm not a hoarder! Do the Yankees hoard pennants? Does Marrakesh hoard intrigue?,1075000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm not a hoarder! Do the Yankees hoard pennants? Does Marrakesh hoard intrigue?,im not a hoarder do the yankees hoard pennants does marrakesh hoard intrigue,13 +134780,480,227,"ELEANOR: Marge, Marge, what can one person honestly do with...",1082000,TRUE,5833,5,ELEANOR,Simpson Home,"Marge, Marge, what can one person honestly do with...",marge marge what can one person honestly do with,9 +134781,480,228,"ELEANOR: (GROWING INSANITY) Filled-in mini golf score sheets... (CAT LADY NOISE) European ketchup...rolls of ""I Voted"" stickers...",1086000,TRUE,5833,5,ELEANOR,Simpson Home,"Filled-in mini golf score sheets... European ketchup...rolls of ""I Voted"" stickers...",filled-in mini golf score sheets european ketchuprolls of i voted stickers,11 +134782,480,229,ELEANOR: (CAT LADY NOISES) Styrofoam shaped like old computers!,1099000,TRUE,5833,5,ELEANOR,Simpson Home,Styrofoam shaped like old computers!,styrofoam shaped like old computers,5 +134783,480,230,"ELEANOR: Gimme! (CAT LADY NOISES) Oh, lookie, lookie! (CAT LADY NOISES)",1105000,TRUE,5833,5,ELEANOR,Simpson Home,"Gimme! Oh, lookie, lookie!",gimme oh lookie lookie,4 +134784,480,231,Marge Simpson: But...,1107000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But...,but,1 +134785,480,232,"Homer Simpson: Don't look back, Marge. Don't look back.",1109000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't look back, Marge. Don't look back.",dont look back marge dont look back,7 +134786,480,233,Homer Simpson: Let's just leave the crazy woman alone in our house. We've got something more important to attend to.,1111000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Let's just leave the crazy woman alone in our house. We've got something more important to attend to.,lets just leave the crazy woman alone in our house weve got something more important to attend to,18 +134787,480,234,Cat Lady: (TARZAN-LIKE SCREAM),1111000,FALSE,2502,5,Cat Lady,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134788,480,235,Homer Simpson: We'll deal with all that later.,1122000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We'll deal with all that later.,well deal with all that later,6 +134789,480,236,(Ogdenville Barley Palace: ext. ogdenville barley palace - evening),1134000,FALSE,NA,3894,NA,Ogdenville Barley Palace,NA,NA,NA +134790,480,237,Cheech: (ADLIBBING DRIVING NOISES),1134000,FALSE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,NA,NA,NA +134791,480,238,"Cheech: (LAUGHS, THEN:) Hey baby, you want a ride?",1134000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Hey baby, you want a ride?",hey baby you want a ride,6 +134792,480,239,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO TO CHONG) C'mon, if Art Garfunkle could forgive that untalented twerp Paul Simon, you can do this.",1136000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"C'mon, if Art Garfunkle could forgive that untalented twerp Paul Simon, you can do this.",cmon if art garfunkle could forgive that untalented twerp paul simon you can do this,15 +134793,480,240,Audience: (ENTHUSIASTIC APPLAUSE),1136000,FALSE,321,3894,Audience,Ogdenville Barley Palace,NA,NA,NA +134794,480,241,"Cheech: (STARTLED NOISE) What'd you do with Chunk, man?",1150000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"What'd you do with Chunk, man?",whatd you do with chunk man,6 +134795,480,242,"Chong: He sent me out here, man. He's got this idea I'm unhappy with my new partner.",1152000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"He sent me out here, man. He's got this idea I'm unhappy with my new partner.",he sent me out here man hes got this idea im unhappy with my new partner,16 +134796,480,243,Seymour Skinner: I decided to put family over career.,1157000,TRUE,3,3894,Seymour Skinner,Ogdenville Barley Palace,I decided to put family over career.,i decided to put family over career,7 +134797,480,244,Agnes Skinner: You mean you put nothing over nothing!,1160000,TRUE,192,3894,Agnes Skinner,Ogdenville Barley Palace,You mean you put nothing over nothing!,you mean you put nothing over nothing,7 +134798,480,245,Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Tell him how you feel.,1164000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Tell him how you feel.,tell him how you feel,5 +134799,480,246,Chong: I feel super high.,1166000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,I feel super high.,i feel super high,4 +134800,480,247,Cheech: Yeah. Me too!,1168000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Yeah. Me too!,yeah me too,3 +134801,480,248,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING OUT) Come on, surrender to the moment! Don't make the mistake I always do of thinking too much before you act!",1170000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Come on, surrender to the moment! Don't make the mistake I always do of thinking too much before you act!",come on surrender to the moment dont make the mistake i always do of thinking too much before you act,20 +134802,480,249,Chong: (SOFTENING) I guess people do like the classic bits.,1182000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,I guess people do like the classic bits.,i guess people do like the classic bits,8 +134803,480,250,"Cheech: (SOFTENING) You know what, it's okay if you want to experiment a little-- (EMOTIONAL) Oh Thomas!",1184000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"You know what, it's okay if you want to experiment a little-- Oh Thomas!",you know what its okay if you want to experiment a little-- oh thomas,14 +134804,480,251,Chong: (EMOTIONAL) Oh Richard!,1191000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Oh Richard!,oh richard,2 +134805,480,252,Lenny Leonard: I'm sorry I mocked your lack of suspenders -- I-I guess I was just jealous of your belt.,1197000,TRUE,165,3894,Lenny Leonard,Ogdenville Barley Palace,I'm sorry I mocked your lack of suspenders -- I-I guess I was just jealous of your belt.,im sorry i mocked your lack of suspenders -- i-i guess i was just jealous of your belt,18 +134806,480,253,Carl Carlson: This belt has caused too many fights between us.,1202000,TRUE,170,3894,Carl Carlson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,This belt has caused too many fights between us.,this belt has caused too many fights between us,9 +134807,480,254,"Bart Simpson: How now, mad spirits, before we part / 'Tis I, mischievous and puckish Bart / 'Twas not I the players did disturb / 'Twas the doings of a green and naughty herb / The gods have righted every wrong / Cheech the stoner has his Chong!",1210000,TRUE,8,3894,Bart Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"How now, mad spirits, before we part / 'Tis I, mischievous and puckish Bart / 'Twas not I the players did disturb / 'Twas the doings of a green and naughty herb / The gods have righted every wrong / Cheech the stoner has his Chong!",how now mad spirits before we part tis i mischievous and puckish bart twas not i the players did disturb twas the doings of a green and naughty herb the gods have righted every wrong cheech the stoner has his chong,41 +134808,480,255,"Bart Simpson: And Homer, he is back with Mom / you can watch this tomorrow at Hulu.com.",1230000,TRUE,8,3894,Bart Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"And Homer, he is back with Mom / you can watch this tomorrow at Hulu.com.",and homer he is back with mom you can watch this tomorrow at hulucom,14 +134809,480,256,Chong: Who is it?,1241000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Who is it?,who is it,3 +134810,480,257,"Cheech: It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I've got the stuff!",1242000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"It's me, Dave, man. Open up, I've got the stuff!",its me dave man open up ive got the stuff,10 +134811,480,258,Chong: Who?,1245000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Who?,who,1 +134812,480,259,"Cheech: Dave, man!",1245000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Dave, man!",dave man,2 +134813,480,260,Chong: Dave's not here.,1246000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Dave's not here.,daves not here,3 +134814,480,261,"Homer Simpson: Hold on, lemme get the door here.",1248000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Hold on, lemme get the door here.",hold on lemme get the door here,7 +134815,480,262,Homer Simpson: Who are you?,1249000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Who are you?,who are you,3 +134816,480,263,"Cheech: It's Dave, man.",1251000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"It's Dave, man.",its dave man,3 +134817,480,264,"Chong: You ruined it, man -- you weren't supposed to open the door.",1251000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"You ruined it, man -- you weren't supposed to open the door.",you ruined it man -- you werent supposed to open the door,12 +134818,480,265,"Homer Simpson: Oh, okay, wait, let's start again.",1255000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Oh, okay, wait, let's start again.",oh okay wait lets start again,6 +134819,480,266,Cheech: Close the door.,1256000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Close the door.,close the door,3 +134820,480,267,"Homer Simpson: I'll be out here with you, Dave.",1258000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"I'll be out here with you, Dave.",ill be out here with you dave,7 +134821,480,268,"Cheech: Hey, Homer?",1259000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Hey, Homer?",hey homer,2 +134822,480,269,Homer Simpson: Yes?,1259000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Yes?,yes,1 +134823,480,270,Cheech: Why don't you go and get us some stuff?,1261000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Why don't you go and get us some stuff?,why dont you go and get us some stuff,9 +134824,480,271,Homer Simpson: Okay. I'll go get some stuff.,1262000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Okay. I'll go get some stuff.,okay ill go get some stuff,6 +134825,480,272,"Cheech: All right. Way down there. Way, way, way far down there.",1262000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"All right. Way down there. Way, way, way far down there.",all right way down there way way way far down there,11 +134826,480,273,Homer Simpson: Way down here?,1266000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Way down here?,way down here,3 +134827,480,274,"Cheech: Yeah, keep goin'! Keep goin'! Now turn the corner! Turn the corner!",1268000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Yeah, keep goin'! Keep goin'! Now turn the corner! Turn the corner!",yeah keep goin keep goin now turn the corner turn the corner,12 +134828,480,275,Homer Simpson: Okay!,1271000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Okay!,okay,1 +134829,480,276,"Cheech: Yeah, keep goin'!",1271000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Yeah, keep goin'!",yeah keep goin,3 +134830,480,277,Homer Simpson: All right!,1272000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,All right!,all right,2 +134831,480,278,Chong: Who is it?,1274000,TRUE,5829,3894,Chong,Ogdenville Barley Palace,Who is it?,who is it,3 +134832,480,279,Cheech: It's me -- relieved!,1275000,TRUE,5830,3894,Cheech,Ogdenville Barley Palace,It's me -- relieved!,its me -- relieved,4 +134833,480,280,"Homer Simpson: Gee, sorry, Dave.",1275000,TRUE,2,3894,Homer Simpson,Ogdenville Barley Palace,"Gee, sorry, Dave.",gee sorry dave,3 +134834,481,0,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. nuclear power plant - day),68000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +134835,481,1,"C. Montgomery Burns: (HOLDING CHECKLIST) Okay, going down the checklist: feu allumé...oui. Ballon gonflé, oui.",68000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Okay, going down the checklist: feu allumé...oui. Ballon gonflé, oui.",okay going down the checklist feu alluméoui ballon gonflé oui,10 +134836,481,2,C. Montgomery Burns: Now... (READING FROM LIST) Enlevez le ballast!,75000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Now... Enlevez le ballast!,now enlevez le ballast,4 +134837,481,3,(SKY ABOVE PLANT: ext. sky above plant - moments later),85000,FALSE,NA,3895,NA,SKY ABOVE PLANT,NA,NA,NA +134838,481,4,C. Montgomery Burns: Commencing aerial inspection of the plant... unflattering graffito...neutralized.,85000,TRUE,15,3895,C. Montgomery Burns,SKY ABOVE PLANT,Commencing aerial inspection of the plant... unflattering graffito...neutralized.,commencing aerial inspection of the plant unflattering graffitoneutralized,8 +134839,481,5,C. Montgomery Burns: (GASPS) Gadzooks! The one hazard this balloon cannot negotiate -- a gentle breeze! (SCARED NOISE),94000,TRUE,15,3895,C. Montgomery Burns,SKY ABOVE PLANT,Gadzooks! The one hazard this balloon cannot negotiate -- a gentle breeze!,gadzooks the one hazard this balloon cannot negotiate -- a gentle breeze,12 +134840,481,6,"C. Montgomery Burns: Help! Curtail my ascent! Curtail it, I say!",101000,TRUE,15,3895,C. Montgomery Burns,SKY ABOVE PLANT,"Help! Curtail my ascent! Curtail it, I say!",help curtail my ascent curtail it i say,8 +134841,481,7,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. power plant - parking lot - continuous),104000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +134842,481,8,Homer Simpson: Hey! Mr. Burns needs our help!,104000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hey! Mr. Burns needs our help!,hey mr burns needs our help,6 +134843,481,9,"Carl Carlson: Uh, let's just shoot at him and see what happens.",106000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, let's just shoot at him and see what happens.",uh lets just shoot at him and see what happens,10 +134844,481,10,Lenny Leonard: Good thing I went hunting this morning.,109000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Good thing I went hunting this morning.,good thing i went hunting this morning,7 +134845,481,11,"Lenny Leonard: Bagged me an elk. (LOOKS AT ROOF) Hey, where'd it go?",110000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Bagged me an elk. Hey, where'd it go?",bagged me an elk hey whered it go,8 +134846,481,12,Lenny Leonard: Huh! I wonder if that's the same elk!,114000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Huh! I wonder if that's the same elk!,huh i wonder if thats the same elk,8 +134847,481,13,"Carl Carlson: Oh, I can't do it. A balloon saved one of my arteries. It doesn't seem right to kill his cousin.",119000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, I can't do it. A balloon saved one of my arteries. It doesn't seem right to kill his cousin.",oh i cant do it a balloon saved one of my arteries it doesnt seem right to kill his cousin,20 +135207,482,97,Bart Simpson: (SEMI-IMPRESSED NOISE),471000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134848,481,14,"Homer Simpson: Looks like it's up to me. Let's see, target at two o'clock... adjust for wind (PLUCKS HAIR, TOSSES IT)...",125000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Looks like it's up to me. Let's see, target at two o'clock... adjust for wind ...",looks like its up to me lets see target at two oclock adjust for wind,15 +134849,481,15,Lenny Leonard: Just shoot already!,131000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Just shoot already!,just shoot already,3 +134850,481,16,Homer Simpson: But I haven't finished my rituals yet!,133000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,But I haven't finished my rituals yet!,but i havent finished my rituals yet,7 +134851,481,17,C. Montgomery Burns: (DISTANT) Help! I'm wafting on a zephyr!,141000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Help! I'm wafting on a zephyr!,help im wafting on a zephyr,6 +134852,481,18,Middle-aged Father: That's just sick.,155000,TRUE,5834,10,Middle-aged Father,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That's just sick.,thats just sick,3 +134853,481,19,"Workers: (MOCKING LAUGHTER) You stink! / Nice shooting, Annie Oakley!",160000,TRUE,172,10,Workers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You stink! / Nice shooting, Annie Oakley!",you stink nice shooting annie oakley,6 +134854,481,20,"Worker: If you were a biathlete, I'd say ""stick to skiing.""",163000,TRUE,534,10,Worker,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"If you were a biathlete, I'd say ""stick to skiing.""",if you were a biathlete id say stick to skiing,10 +134855,481,21,"C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson, your sharpened-shooting has saved my life! Name your reward. Anything -- just name it!",163000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Simpson, your sharpened-shooting has saved my life! Name your reward. Anything -- just name it!",simpson your sharpened-shooting has saved my life name your reward anything -- just name it,15 +134856,481,22,Homer Simpson: (BEAT) All your money and all your stuff.,186000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,All your money and all your stuff.,all your money and all your stuff,7 +134857,481,23,C. Montgomery Burns: (MENACING) Lower and likelier.,188000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Lower and likelier.,lower and likelier,3 +134858,481,24,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUSLY) Uh, Super Bowl tickets?... playoff tickets?... regular season, bobble-head day?",191000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, Super Bowl tickets?... playoff tickets?... regular season, bobble-head day?",uh super bowl tickets playoff tickets regular season bobble-head day,10 +134859,481,25,C. Montgomery Burns: Nothing-head day!,196000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Nothing-head day!,nothing-head day,2 +134860,481,26,(Springfield Atoms Stadium: Ext. Springfield Atoms STADIUM - establishing),200000,FALSE,NA,3896,NA,Springfield Atoms Stadium,NA,NA,NA +134861,481,27,"Lisa Simpson: Wow! I know I lay down in front of bulldozers to stop this stadium from being built, but I have to admit, it's pretty sweet.",200000,TRUE,9,3896,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"Wow! I know I lay down in front of bulldozers to stop this stadium from being built, but I have to admit, it's pretty sweet.",wow i know i lay down in front of bulldozers to stop this stadium from being built but i have to admit its pretty sweet,25 +134862,481,28,"Marge Simpson: It's so fancy -- sushi bars, a sixty-screen movie theater, museum of tolerance...",208000,TRUE,1,3896,Marge Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"It's so fancy -- sushi bars, a sixty-screen movie theater, museum of tolerance...",its so fancy -- sushi bars a sixty-screen movie theater museum of tolerance,13 +134863,481,29,Viking Fan: (MIDWESTERN SOBS) Oh man. / Oh Jeez. / That made you think.,217000,TRUE,5835,3896,Viking Fan,Springfield Atoms Stadium,Oh man. / Oh Jeez. / That made you think.,oh man oh jeez that made you think,8 +134864,481,30,Marge Simpson: They even have a day spa staffed by former all-pro linemen.,220000,TRUE,1,3896,Marge Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,They even have a day spa staffed by former all-pro linemen.,they even have a day spa staffed by former all-pro linemen,11 +134865,481,31,"RETIRED AFRICAN-AMERICAN: (RUEFUL) You know, I wouldn't have to do this if I hadn't bought a Ferrari a day for twenty-two seasons. Flip over.",225000,TRUE,5836,3896,RETIRED AFRICAN-AMERICAN,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"You know, I wouldn't have to do this if I hadn't bought a Ferrari a day for twenty-two seasons. Flip over.",you know i wouldnt have to do this if i hadnt bought a ferrari a day for twenty-two seasons flip over,21 +134866,481,32,"2nd Retired Lineman Masseur: I once hosted Saturday Night Live. (RELIVING THE PAST) Once again, ladies and gentlemen, Matchbox Twenty!",233000,TRUE,5837,3896,2nd Retired Lineman Masseur,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"I once hosted Saturday Night Live. Once again, ladies and gentlemen, Matchbox Twenty!",i once hosted saturday night live once again ladies and gentlemen matchbox twenty,13 +134867,481,33,RETIRED AFRICAN-AMERICAN: Who dat?,237000,TRUE,5836,3896,RETIRED AFRICAN-AMERICAN,Springfield Atoms Stadium,Who dat?,who dat,2 +134868,481,34,(ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE: int. elsewhere in stadium concourse - day),239000,FALSE,NA,3897,NA,ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE,NA,NA,NA +134869,481,35,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, they even have a zoo -- featuring all the NFL mascots!",239000,TRUE,1,3897,Marge Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE,"Ooo, they even have a zoo -- featuring all the NFL mascots!",ooo they even have a zoo -- featuring all the nfl mascots,12 +134870,481,36,Marge Simpson: This place even has its own arts district! With football-hating intellectuals!,251000,TRUE,1,3897,Marge Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE,This place even has its own arts district! With football-hating intellectuals!,this place even has its own arts district with football-hating intellectuals,11 +134871,481,37,"FOOTBALL-HATING INTELLECTUAL: (SCOFFS) We'll stay for one inning, then we can go.",257000,TRUE,5838,3897,FOOTBALL-HATING INTELLECTUAL,ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE,"We'll stay for one inning, then we can go.",well stay for one inning then we can go,9 +134872,481,38,"Homer Simpson: Well, this has been great. (CHECKS WATCH) We should get home soon -- the game's going to be starting.",262000,TRUE,2,3897,Homer Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE,"Well, this has been great. We should get home soon -- the game's going to be starting.",well this has been great we should get home soon -- the games going to be starting,17 +134873,481,39,"Marge Simpson: Homer, the game is right here!",267000,TRUE,1,3897,Marge Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE,"Homer, the game is right here!",homer the game is right here,6 +135241,482,131,Lisa Simpson: You're out of tonic.,651000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,You're out of tonic.,youre out of tonic,4 +134874,481,40,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Oh, that's right! (TO BART AND LISA) I hope you kids are enjoying yourselves today, because you and your children will be paying for this place long after the team moves to another city.",270000,TRUE,2,3897,Homer Simpson,ELSEWHERE IN STADIUM CONCOURSE,"Oh, that's right! I hope you kids are enjoying yourselves today, because you and your children will be paying for this place long after the team moves to another city.",oh thats right i hope you kids are enjoying yourselves today because you and your children will be paying for this place long after the team moves to another city,30 +134875,481,41,(FOOTBALL STADIUM: INT. football STADIUM - field - day),289000,FALSE,NA,1824,NA,FOOTBALL STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +134876,481,42,"Marge Simpson: (EXCITED) Ooh, the ""Fan Cam!""",289000,TRUE,1,1824,Marge Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Ooh, the ""Fan Cam!""",ooh the fan cam,4 +134877,481,43,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS TO MUSIC) EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DO, DO, DO, DO / DO, DO, DO, DO...",292000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! DO, DO, DO, DO / DO, DO, DO, DO...",everybody dance now do do do do do do do do,11 +134878,481,44,Crowd: (BOOS),292000,FALSE,75,1824,Crowd,FOOTBALL STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +134879,481,45,"Homer Simpson: (TO BART) Come on, party pooper -- bust a move!",317000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Come on, party pooper -- bust a move!",come on party pooper -- bust a move,8 +134880,481,46,Bart Simpson: Eh. This song's a little bossy for me.,319000,TRUE,8,1824,Bart Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,Eh. This song's a little bossy for me.,eh this songs a little bossy for me,8 +134881,481,47,"Homer Simpson: Aw, come on, sourpuss. (TICKLES BART) Tickle tickle!",322000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Aw, come on, sourpuss. Tickle tickle!",aw come on sourpuss tickle tickle,6 +134882,481,48,"Bart Simpson: (GIGGLES, THEN ANNOYED) Stop it!",326000,TRUE,8,1824,Bart Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,Stop it!,stop it,2 +134883,481,49,Homer Simpson: (TICKLING) Tickle tickle too!,328000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,Tickle tickle too!,tickle tickle too,3 +134884,481,50,"Bart Simpson: (LAUGHS HARD, THEN MAD) Cut it out!",329000,TRUE,8,1824,Bart Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,Cut it out!,cut it out,3 +134885,481,51,Homer Simpson: Tickle-tickle-who-wants-a-pickle!,330000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,Tickle-tickle-who-wants-a-pickle!,tickle-tickle-who-wants-a-pickle,1 +134886,481,52,Bart Simpson: What does that mean?!,332000,TRUE,8,1824,Bart Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,What does that mean?!,what does that mean,4 +134887,481,53,"Marge Simpson: (ASIDE) Homie, maybe you should stop. We've talked about the gray zone...",333000,TRUE,1,1824,Marge Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Homie, maybe you should stop. We've talked about the gray zone...",homie maybe you should stop weve talked about the gray zone,11 +134888,481,54,"Homer Simpson: Marge, he's laughing, that means he's happy. Has the Joker taught you nothing?",337000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Marge, he's laughing, that means he's happy. Has the Joker taught you nothing?",marge hes laughing that means hes happy has the joker taught you nothing,13 +134889,481,55,Homer Simpson: (TICKLING NOISES),337000,FALSE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +134890,481,56,"Bart Simpson: (UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHING, GROWING ANGRY) Quit it! Knock it off! Stop it! Dad, this isn't funny!",342000,TRUE,8,1824,Bart Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Quit it! Knock it off! Stop it! Dad, this isn't funny!",quit it knock it off stop it dad this isnt funny,11 +134891,481,57,Sideshow Mel: The child has wetted his trousers!,353000,TRUE,699,1824,Sideshow Mel,FOOTBALL STADIUM,The child has wetted his trousers!,the child has wetted his trousers,6 +134892,481,58,"Bart Simpson: Dad, how could you do that? The whole audience saw me pee my pants!",362000,TRUE,8,1824,Bart Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Dad, how could you do that? The whole audience saw me pee my pants!",dad how could you do that the whole audience saw me pee my pants,14 +134893,481,59,"Homer Simpson: (GENUINE) Son, I'm really, really sorry.",367000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Son, I'm really, really sorry.",son im really really sorry,5 +134894,481,60,"Homer Simpson: (SINCERE) Oh, I don't know if I can... (DOING WAVE, EXCITED) whoo!... ever make it up to you. I-- (WAVE RETURNS, EXCITED) whoo!... but I sincerely (WAVE RETURNS, EXCITED) whoo!",368000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Oh, I don't know if I can... whoo!... ever make it up to you. I-- whoo!... but I sincerely whoo!",oh i dont know if i can whoo ever make it up to you i-- whoo but i sincerely whoo,20 +134895,481,61,"Marge Simpson: Homer! Just because everyone else is doing the wave, doesn't mean you have to!",378000,TRUE,1,1824,Marge Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Homer! Just because everyone else is doing the wave, doesn't mean you have to!",homer just because everyone else is doing the wave doesnt mean you have to,14 +134896,481,62,"Homer Simpson: No one else is doing it. I'm trying to start it. (DOING WAVE, EXCITED) Whoo!",383000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,No one else is doing it. I'm trying to start it. Whoo!,no one else is doing it im trying to start it whoo,12 +134897,481,63,"Homer Simpson: (DOING WAVE, EXCITED) Whoo!",387000,TRUE,2,1824,Homer Simpson,FOOTBALL STADIUM,Whoo!,whoo,1 +134898,481,64,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - ESTABLISHING - NIGHT),394000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134899,481,65,(Simpson Master Bedroom: INT. SIMPSON BEDROOM - Continuous),394000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +134900,481,66,"Kent Brockman: ...Taking pity on the boy, the operators of Springfield Stadium opened the stadium's retractable roof in an attempt to dry his pants.",394000,TRUE,211,100,Kent Brockman,Simpson Master Bedroom,"...Taking pity on the boy, the operators of Springfield Stadium opened the stadium's retractable roof in an attempt to dry his pants.",taking pity on the boy the operators of springfield stadium opened the stadiums retractable roof in an attempt to dry his pants,22 +134901,481,67,"Kent Brockman: Unfortunately, the stain was picked up by Russian spy satellites, and President Dmitry Medvedev has taken the pants-wetting as a sign of American weakness. A Russian flotilla has just entered New York harb-- (TV GOES OFF)",401000,TRUE,211,100,Kent Brockman,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Unfortunately, the stain was picked up by Russian spy satellites, and President Dmitry Medvedev has taken the pants-wetting as a sign of American weakness. A Russian flotilla has just entered New York harb--",unfortunately the stain was picked up by russian spy satellites and president dmitry medvedev has taken the pants-wetting as a sign of american weakness a russian flotilla has just entered new york harb--,33 +134902,481,68,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Bart's never gonna forgive me for humiliating him.,411000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Bart's never gonna forgive me for humiliating him.,barts never gonna forgive me for humiliating him,8 +134903,481,69,Marge Simpson: And I wouldn't blame him. You destroyed our son's self-esteem.,414000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,And I wouldn't blame him. You destroyed our son's self-esteem.,and i wouldnt blame him you destroyed our sons self-esteem,10 +134904,481,70,"Homer Simpson: Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place!",418000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Well, it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place!",well it was your idea to give him self-esteem in the first place,13 +134905,481,71,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's room - continuous),422000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +134906,481,72,Marge Simpson: I told you you should've stopped the tickling.,422000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I told you you should've stopped the tickling.,i told you you shouldve stopped the tickling,8 +134907,481,73,Homer Simpson: Now I have to work overtime--,424000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Now I have to work overtime--,now i have to work overtime--,6 +134908,481,74,Marge Simpson: What?,424000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,What?,what,1 +134909,481,75,Homer Simpson: --just to counteract the self-confidence--,426000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,--just to counteract the self-confidence--,--just to counteract the self-confidence--,5 +134910,481,76,"Jimbo Jones: Hey Bart, I hear the forecast is for showers... in your pants!",428000,TRUE,144,43,Jimbo Jones,Bart's Bedroom,"Hey Bart, I hear the forecast is for showers... in your pants!",hey bart i hear the forecast is for showers in your pants,12 +134911,481,77,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: I'm on a European vacation, but you're-a peein' everywhere. (LEANS INTO CAMERA) Oui oui!",432000,TRUE,145,43,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Bart's Bedroom,"I'm on a European vacation, but you're-a peein' everywhere. Oui oui!",im on a european vacation but youre-a peein everywhere oui oui,11 +134912,481,78,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) Why did I agree to moderate this teleconference?,441000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Why did I agree to moderate this teleconference?,why did i agree to moderate this teleconference,8 +134913,481,79,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Marge and Homer's bedroom - night),445000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +134914,481,80,Marge Simpson: You can't let this go without using it as a chance to improve your fathering.,445000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,You can't let this go without using it as a chance to improve your fathering.,you cant let this go without using it as a chance to improve your fathering,15 +134915,481,81,"Homer Simpson: (OVERLY-AGREEABLE) Well of course, I would love to be a more sensitive father. You know that.",450000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Well of course, I would love to be a more sensitive father. You know that.",well of course i would love to be a more sensitive father you know that,15 +134916,481,82,Marge Simpson: That's great. Then you won't mind me enrolling you in a fathering class.,456000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,That's great. Then you won't mind me enrolling you in a fathering class.,thats great then you wont mind me enrolling you in a fathering class,13 +134917,481,83,Homer Simpson: (SMUG) I'd like to see you thumb through an extension school catalogue and find one.,460000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,I'd like to see you thumb through an extension school catalogue and find one.,id like to see you thumb through an extension school catalogue and find one,14 +134918,481,84,Homer Simpson: (SMALL SHRIEK),460000,FALSE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +134919,481,85,Marge Simpson: There's one right here!,465000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,There's one right here!,theres one right here,4 +134920,481,86,"Homer Simpson: Please, Marge, no! The other negligent dads'll make fun of me! They're so cliquey!",467000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Please, Marge, no! The other negligent dads'll make fun of me! They're so cliquey!",please marge no the other negligent dadsll make fun of me theyre so cliquey,14 +134921,481,87,"Marge Simpson: You'll be fine, you always are.",474000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"You'll be fine, you always are.",youll be fine you always are,6 +134922,481,88,Homer Simpson: (POUTY) I miss my friends from drunk driving school. (QUIET SOBS) They were so cool.,476000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,I miss my friends from drunk driving school. They were so cool.,i miss my friends from drunk driving school they were so cool,12 +134923,481,89,(COUNSELING CENTER: Int. counseling CENTER - day),491000,FALSE,NA,3898,NA,COUNSELING CENTER,NA,NA,NA +134924,481,90,"Dr. Zander: Homer, welcome to Fresh Start: a fathering enrichment class. My name is Dr. Zander.",491000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"Homer, welcome to Fresh Start: a fathering enrichment class. My name is Dr. Zander.",homer welcome to fresh start a fathering enrichment class my name is dr zander,14 +134925,481,91,"Dr. Zander: Last week we assigned everyone to keep a fathering journal. (LOOKING AT GERALD) Gerald, would you like to share your entries?",497000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"Last week we assigned everyone to keep a fathering journal. Gerald, would you like to share your entries?",last week we assigned everyone to keep a fathering journal gerald would you like to share your entries,18 +134926,481,92,"Gerald: Absolutely, Dr. Zander. Monday: left work early to see Derek's baseball game. When Derek saw me in the stands, his smile was worth a million dollars. Tuesday: Lost a million dollar account 'cause I left work early Monday.",501000,TRUE,5840,3898,Gerald,COUNSELING CENTER,"Absolutely, Dr. Zander. Monday: left work early to see Derek's baseball game. When Derek saw me in the stands, his smile was worth a million dollars. Tuesday: Lost a million dollar account 'cause I left work early Monday.",absolutely dr zander monday left work early to see dereks baseball game when derek saw me in the stands his smile was worth a million dollars tuesday lost a million dollar account cause i left work early monday,38 +134927,481,93,Dr. Zander: That's great journaling. Comments?,511000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,That's great journaling. Comments?,thats great journaling comments,4 +134957,481,123,"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: I don't want to hurt him, Doc.",644000,TRUE,5841,3898,Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,COUNSELING CENTER,"I don't want to hurt him, Doc.",i dont want to hurt him doc,7 +134928,481,94,"Dr. Zander: (PROMPTING) Uh, Homer, it says here you've been a father for ten years. What has that taught you?",519000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"Uh, Homer, it says here you've been a father for ten years. What has that taught you?",uh homer it says here youve been a father for ten years what has that taught you,17 +134929,481,95,"Homer Simpson: (SAGELY) Well, for one thing, you're never really ready to be a father. (RECALLING) But, oh, you know, the other day, Bart, the little dickens, said I had an elephant butt. So anyway, I'm strangling him, and I said to Bart...",523000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,"Well, for one thing, you're never really ready to be a father. But, oh, you know, the other day, Bart, the little dickens, said I had an elephant butt. So anyway, I'm strangling him, and I said to Bart...",well for one thing youre never really ready to be a father but oh you know the other day bart the little dickens said i had an elephant butt so anyway im strangling him and i said to bart,39 +134930,481,96,Dr. Zander: Wait. Hold on a moment. You were strangling your son?,536000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,Wait. Hold on a moment. You were strangling your son?,wait hold on a moment you were strangling your son,10 +134931,481,97,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, strangling. I mean, it's not the only tool in my parenting toolbox, but it's the sharpest! (GENIAL CHUCKLE) Right? Anyway, I said ""Bart""...",539000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,"Yeah, strangling. I mean, it's not the only tool in my parenting toolbox, but it's the sharpest! Right? Anyway, I said ""Bart""...",yeah strangling i mean its not the only tool in my parenting toolbox but its the sharpest right anyway i said bart,22 +134932,481,98,Dr. Zander: You're actually serious! You physically lay your hands on your boy's neck?,549000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,You're actually serious! You physically lay your hands on your boy's neck?,youre actually serious you physically lay your hands on your boys neck,12 +134933,481,99,"Homer Simpson: (NODS, SHRUGS) I guess it's just how I was raised.",555000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,I guess it's just how I was raised.,i guess its just how i was raised,8 +134934,481,100,(HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME: Int. HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME - KITCHEN - day),559000,FALSE,NA,1350,NA,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME,NA,NA,NA +134938,481,104,"Homer Simpson: So... are those butter cookies for everybody, or...",569000,TRUE,2,1350,Homer Simpson,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME,"So... are those butter cookies for everybody, or...",so are those butter cookies for everybody or,8 +134939,481,105,Dr. Zander: (APPALLED) Um... why don't we stop there for today... and I'll see you next week.,575000,TRUE,5839,1350,Dr. Zander,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME,Um... why don't we stop there for today... and I'll see you next week.,um why dont we stop there for today and ill see you next week,14 +134940,481,106,Homer Simpson: Who do you have next period?,580000,TRUE,2,1350,Homer Simpson,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME,Who do you have next period?,who do you have next period,6 +134941,481,107,(COUNSELING CENTER: Int. counseling center - one week later),586000,FALSE,NA,3898,NA,COUNSELING CENTER,NA,NA,NA +134942,481,108,"Homer Simpson: Hey, Doc. (MUNCHES COOKIE, MOUTH FULL) Where is everybody?",586000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,"Hey, Doc. Where is everybody?",hey doc where is everybody,5 +134943,481,109,Dr. Zander: I told them not to come.,589000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,I told them not to come.,i told them not to come,6 +134944,481,110,Homer Simpson: Why didn't you tell me not to come?,591000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,Why didn't you tell me not to come?,why didnt you tell me not to come,8 +134945,481,111,"Dr. Zander: Homer, to emphasize the seriousness of this situation, I'm going to turn my chair around backwards.",593000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"Homer, to emphasize the seriousness of this situation, I'm going to turn my chair around backwards.",homer to emphasize the seriousness of this situation im going to turn my chair around backwards,16 +134946,481,112,Homer Simpson: (MASSIVE SHOCKED SHRIEK),593000,FALSE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,NA,NA,NA +134947,481,113,"Dr. Zander: (CAREFULLY CHOOSING WORDS) I feel, in this situation, the only option is a risky and radical treatment.",602000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"I feel, in this situation, the only option is a risky and radical treatment.",i feel in this situation the only option is a risky and radical treatment,14 +134948,481,114,"Dr. Zander: Homer, meet Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.",608000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"Homer, meet Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.",homer meet kareem abdul-jabbar,4 +134949,481,115,"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Dr. Zander and I play pick-up basketball on the weekend. And when he told me what you do to your son, I was so disturbed I only scored a hundred and seventy-two points.",610000,TRUE,5841,3898,Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,COUNSELING CENTER,"Dr. Zander and I play pick-up basketball on the weekend. And when he told me what you do to your son, I was so disturbed I only scored a hundred and seventy-two points.",dr zander and i play pick-up basketball on the weekend and when he told me what you do to your son i was so disturbed i only scored a hundred and seventy-two points,33 +134950,481,116,Dr. Zander: (PROUDLY) I had eighty-six assists!,620000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,I had eighty-six assists!,i had eighty-six assists,4 +134951,481,117,Dr. Zander: But today he's here to assist me with you.,622000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,But today he's here to assist me with you.,but today hes here to assist me with you,9 +134952,481,118,Homer Simpson: (NERVOUSLY) Wha-wha-what are you doing?,628000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,Wha-wha-what are you doing?,wha-wha-what are you doing,4 +134953,481,119,"Dr. Zander: Homer, it's time you understood what it feels like to be young, small, and terrified.",631000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"Homer, it's time you understood what it feels like to be young, small, and terrified.",homer its time you understood what it feels like to be young small and terrified,15 +134954,481,120,"Homer Simpson: No Doc, please! I'm just a little boy!",637000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,"No Doc, please! I'm just a little boy!",no doc please im just a little boy,8 +134937,481,103,Young Grampa: (STRANGLING/BEING STRANGLED NOISES),563000,FALSE,31,1350,Young Grampa,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME,NA,NA,NA +134958,481,124,"Dr. Zander: You have a good heart, Kareem. Which is why you were the only Laker I could trust with this task.",646000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"You have a good heart, Kareem. Which is why you were the only Laker I could trust with this task.",you have a good heart kareem which is why you were the only laker i could trust with this task,20 +134959,481,125,Homer Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),646000,FALSE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,NA,NA,NA +134960,481,126,"Custodial Employee: (WISEGUY) Uh, not a good time to water the plants?",654000,TRUE,5842,3898,Custodial Employee,COUNSELING CENTER,"Uh, not a good time to water the plants?",uh not a good time to water the plants,9 +134961,481,127,"Dr. Zander: No, it's fine.",657000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,"No, it's fine.",no its fine,3 +134962,481,128,Homer Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),657000,FALSE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,NA,NA,NA +134963,481,129,"Custodial Employee: Hey, Kareem, what do you think about today's selfish players?",658000,TRUE,5842,3898,Custodial Employee,COUNSELING CENTER,"Hey, Kareem, what do you think about today's selfish players?",hey kareem what do you think about todays selfish players,10 +134964,481,130,Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: Fool-hearty... tattooed...,666000,TRUE,5841,3898,Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,COUNSELING CENTER,Fool-hearty... tattooed...,fool-hearty tattooed,2 +134965,481,131,"Homer Simpson: Dr. Zander, you made me see my life through Bart's neck, and I swear, I will never, ever strangle my boy again.",690000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,"Dr. Zander, you made me see my life through Bart's neck, and I swear, I will never, ever strangle my boy again.",dr zander you made me see my life through barts neck and i swear i will never ever strangle my boy again,22 +134966,481,132,Dr. Zander: I believe we've made excellent progress here today. And after another few years of twice-weekly sessions we can really...,699000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,I believe we've made excellent progress here today. And after another few years of twice-weekly sessions we can really...,i believe weve made excellent progress here today and after another few years of twice-weekly sessions we can really,19 +134967,481,133,"Homer Simpson: Um, I uh, lied about having health insurance.",704000,TRUE,2,3898,Homer Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,"Um, I uh, lied about having health insurance.",um i uh lied about having health insurance,8 +134968,481,134,Dr. Zander: And you're cured.,708000,TRUE,5839,3898,Dr. Zander,COUNSELING CENTER,And you're cured.,and youre cured,3 +134969,481,135,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - morning),715000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134970,481,136,"Homer Simpson: Hello, boy.",715000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, boy.",hello boy,2 +134971,481,137,Bart Simpson: Homer.,715000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer.,homer,1 +134972,481,138,Homer Simpson: I want you to know I'm cured.,717000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I want you to know I'm cured.,i want you to know im cured,7 +134973,481,139,Bart Simpson: Good for you. No more drinkin'?,719000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Good for you. No more drinkin'?,good for you no more drinkin,6 +134974,481,140,"Homer Simpson: (SWEET CHUCKLE) Oh son, I can't quit drinking any more than I could quit being a man.",721000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh son, I can't quit drinking any more than I could quit being a man.",oh son i cant quit drinking any more than i could quit being a man,15 +134975,481,141,Homer Simpson: (PLEASED NOISE) Now it feels like morning. What I am cured of is the blind rage that has soured our otherwise storybook relationship.,727000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now it feels like morning. What I am cured of is the blind rage that has soured our otherwise storybook relationship.,now it feels like morning what i am cured of is the blind rage that has soured our otherwise storybook relationship,21 +134976,481,142,Homer Simpson: (FRIENDLY) Go ahead -- just try to provoke me.,735000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Go ahead -- just try to provoke me.,go ahead -- just try to provoke me,8 +134977,481,143,"Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) I just got up, man.",737000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I just got up, man.",i just got up man,5 +134978,481,144,"Homer Simpson: (FRIENDLY) Oh come on, bust your daddy's chops.",740000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh come on, bust your daddy's chops.",oh come on bust your daddys chops,7 +134979,481,145,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) Fine.,743000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine.,fine,1 +134980,481,146,Homer Simpson: (ENRAGED) Why you little...?!,748000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why you little...?!,why you little,3 +134981,481,147,Homer Simpson: I'll teach you to...,749000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll teach you to...,ill teach you to,4 +134982,481,148,"Kareem Abdul-Jabbar: I'm in your head, man.",750000,TRUE,5841,5,Kareem Abdul-Jabbar,Simpson Home,"I'm in your head, man.",im in your head man,5 +134983,481,149,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),750000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134984,481,150,"Homer Simpson: Why you... (STIFLED NOISE) I'm gonna... (STIFLED NOISE) Maybe this time... (STIFLED NOISE, THEN PAINED NOISE)",753000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why you... I'm gonna... Maybe this time...,why you im gonna maybe this time,7 +134985,481,151,Homer Simpson: (PAINED NOISES),753000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134986,481,152,"Grampa Simpson: Aw, my son's first stroke.",760000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, my son's first stroke.",aw my sons first stroke,5 +134987,481,153,Grampa Simpson: Say (VERY SLURRED) cheeese!,764000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Say cheeese!,say cheeese,2 +134988,481,154,Homer Simpson: (MUTTERING) Can't hurt the boy. Can't hurt the boy.,766000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can't hurt the boy. Can't hurt the boy.,cant hurt the boy cant hurt the boy,8 +134989,481,155,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED NOISE) What the?!,772000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the?!,what the,2 +134990,481,156,"Homer Simpson: Boy, get down from there!",774000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Boy, get down from there!",boy get down from there,5 +134991,481,157,"Bart Simpson: Okay, first I'll send down my shoes.",775000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, first I'll send down my shoes.",okay first ill send down my shoes,7 +134992,481,158,Homer Simpson: All right.,778000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,All right.,all right,2 +134993,481,159,"Homer Simpson: (PAINED NOISES, THEN ENRAGED) Why you little...",778000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why you little...,why you little,3 +134994,481,160,"Homer Simpson: Oh c'mon, now you're a tree? (CHOKING NOISES)",783000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh c'mon, now you're a tree?",oh cmon now youre a tree,6 +134995,481,161,Bart Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),783000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +134996,481,162,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day),800000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +134997,481,163,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Bart Simpson! What would your father say if he knew what you were doing?,800000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Bart Simpson! What would your father say if he knew what you were doing?,bart simpson what would your father say if he knew what you were doing,14 +134998,481,164,"Bart Simpson: He'd say (PATHETIC VOICE) ""I'm a grown man who's scared of my own son.""",805000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"He'd say ""I'm a grown man who's scared of my own son.""",hed say im a grown man whos scared of my own son,12 +134999,481,165,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I find that hard to believe.,805000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,I find that hard to believe.,i find that hard to believe,6 +135000,481,166,Bart Simpson: Oh yeah? Look.,811000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Oh yeah? Look.,oh yeah look,3 +135001,481,167,"Homer Simpson: (COWED) How many more, sir?",815000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"How many more, sir?",how many more sir,4 +135002,481,168,Bart Simpson: Fill the board then wash my car.,816000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Fill the board then wash my car.,fill the board then wash my car,7 +135003,481,169,Homer Simpson: (COWED) These are my keys.,819000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,These are my keys.,these are my keys,4 +135004,481,170,Bart Simpson: (THREATENING) What was that?,821000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What was that?,what was that,3 +135005,481,171,"Homer Simpson: I-I said (COVERING) my keys-ter is ready for a whooping, sir. (SIGHS, SLUMPS)",822000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I-I said my keys-ter is ready for a whooping, sir.",i-i said my keys-ter is ready for a whooping sir,10 +135006,481,172,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - night - establishing),822000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135007,481,173,(Simpson Master Bedroom: int. homer and marge's bedroom - night),822000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +135008,481,174,"Homer Simpson: (IN SLEEP) No, no. I'm just a kid. Leave me alone!",822000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"No, no. I'm just a kid. Leave me alone!",no no im just a kid leave me alone,9 +135009,481,175,"Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) It's ""A-B-C-1-2-3""! It's the easiest song in the world!",850000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"It's ""A-B-C-1-2-3""! It's the easiest song in the world!",its a-b-c-1-2-3 its the easiest song in the world,9 +135010,481,176,Bart Simpson: (SOUTHERN MILITARY ACCENT) You think you're better than the Great Simpsini?!,858000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,You think you're better than the Great Simpsini?!,you think youre better than the great simpsini,8 +135011,481,177,Bart Simpson: Well you're not!,861000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Well you're not!,well youre not,3 +135012,481,178,"Bart Simpson: What're you gonna do, write a book about me?",863000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"What're you gonna do, write a book about me?",whatre you gonna do write a book about me,9 +135013,481,179,Bart Simpson: You couldn't get in the door of Random House if your name was Bennett Cerf the Third!,865000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,You couldn't get in the door of Random House if your name was Bennett Cerf the Third!,you couldnt get in the door of random house if your name was bennett cerf the third,17 +135014,481,180,"Bart Simpson: One, two, three, cry! One, two, three, cry!",871000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"One, two, three, cry! One, two, three, cry!",one two three cry one two three cry,8 +135015,481,181,"Bart Simpson: How's that water, wet like your tears?",871000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"How's that water, wet like your tears?",hows that water wet like your tears,7 +135016,481,182,"Bart Simpson: Precious, is that you?",881000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Precious, is that you?",precious is that you,4 +135017,481,183,"Bart Simpson: Yes, Mama.",883000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Yes, Mama.",yes mama,2 +135018,481,184,Bart Simpson: You think you're so pretty? Where's my Lotto ticket?!,884000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,You think you're so pretty? Where's my Lotto ticket?!,you think youre so pretty wheres my lotto ticket,9 +135019,481,185,"Bart Simpson: I forgot, Mama.",887000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"I forgot, Mama.",i forgot mama,3 +135020,481,186,Bart Simpson: And don't you come back without it! You hear me?! Hurry up!,891000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,And don't you come back without it! You hear me?! Hurry up!,and dont you come back without it you hear me hurry up,12 +135021,481,187,Bart Simpson: I don't see many more movie roles for a girl like you! Not unless George Lucas needs another death star!,906000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,I don't see many more movie roles for a girl like you! Not unless George Lucas needs another death star!,i dont see many more movie roles for a girl like you not unless george lucas needs another death star,20 +135022,481,188,"Bart Simpson: (IN HIS SLEEP) No! Stop! No ""Star Wars"" parodies!",913000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"No! Stop! No ""Star Wars"" parodies!",no stop no star wars parodies,6 +135023,481,189,Marge Simpson: Homer! Homer!,917000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Homer! Homer!,homer homer,2 +135024,481,190,Homer Simpson: (ABRUPT WAKE-UP NOISE) What?! (HEAVY BREATHING),918000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,What?!,what,1 +135025,481,191,Marge Simpson: The school called and said Bart is out of control. I think we may need some therapy for him.,921000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,The school called and said Bart is out of control. I think we may need some therapy for him.,the school called and said bart is out of control i think we may need some therapy for him,19 +135026,481,192,"Homer Simpson: Oh, that's ridiculous. How could two people from the same family need therapy?",926000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Oh, that's ridiculous. How could two people from the same family need therapy?",oh thats ridiculous how could two people from the same family need therapy,13 +135027,481,193,(COUNSELING CENTER: ext. COUNSELING CENTER - day - establishing),940000,FALSE,NA,3898,NA,COUNSELING CENTER,NA,NA,NA +135028,481,194,Marge Simpson: Dr. Zander? Kareem Abdul Jabbar? Anyone?,940000,TRUE,1,3898,Marge Simpson,COUNSELING CENTER,Dr. Zander? Kareem Abdul Jabbar? Anyone?,dr zander kareem abdul jabbar anyone,6 +135029,481,195,(Springfield: ext. Springfield - seedy area - evening),952000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +135030,481,196,(Homeless Camp: Ext. HOMELESS camp - moments later),952000,FALSE,NA,3899,NA,Homeless Camp,NA,NA,NA +135031,481,197,"Marge Simpson: Dr. Zander, what happened?",952000,TRUE,1,3899,Marge Simpson,Homeless Camp,"Dr. Zander, what happened?",dr zander what happened,4 +135032,481,198,"Dr. Zander: (GRIM) It's the damn economy. When it went south, the first thing people stopped spending money on was expensive therapists. So we all live here now, along with the other unemployed luxury professionals: wedding planners, personal shoppers...aromatherapists... high-end caterers...",956000,TRUE,5839,3899,Dr. Zander,Homeless Camp,"It's the damn economy. When it went south, the first thing people stopped spending money on was expensive therapists. So we all live here now, along with the other unemployed luxury professionals: wedding planners, personal shoppers...aromatherapists... high-end caterers...",its the damn economy when it went south the first thing people stopped spending money on was expensive therapists so we all live here now along with the other unemployed luxury professionals wedding planners personal shoppersaromatherapists high-end caterers,38 +135033,481,199,Man In Tux: (GARY BUSEY VOICE) Mushroom cap?,972000,TRUE,5843,3899,Man In Tux,Homeless Camp,Mushroom cap?,mushroom cap,2 +135034,481,200,Marge Simpson: Those are pieces of broken glass.,973000,TRUE,1,3899,Marge Simpson,Homeless Camp,Those are pieces of broken glass.,those are pieces of broken glass,6 +135035,481,201,"Man In Tux: Well, I'll pass that on to the chef. (BLATHERS ON, UNDER BREATH) I'll also pass on pieces of your face to my monkeys.",975000,TRUE,5843,3899,Man In Tux,Homeless Camp,"Well, I'll pass that on to the chef. I'll also pass on pieces of your face to my monkeys.",well ill pass that on to the chef ill also pass on pieces of your face to my monkeys,19 +135036,481,202,"Marge Simpson: Look, now my son needs your help.",979000,TRUE,1,3899,Marge Simpson,Homeless Camp,"Look, now my son needs your help.",look now my son needs your help,7 +135037,481,203,Dr. Zander: How much you got on ya?,981000,TRUE,5839,3899,Dr. Zander,Homeless Camp,How much you got on ya?,how much you got on ya,6 +135038,481,204,Marge Simpson: Uh... Twenty-three dollars... (SELLING) and there's a can of beans in my car.,983000,TRUE,1,3899,Marge Simpson,Homeless Camp,Uh... Twenty-three dollars... and there's a can of beans in my car.,uh twenty-three dollars and theres a can of beans in my car,12 +135039,481,205,"Dr. Zander: (DEPRESSED SIGH, AGONIZES, TO SELF) After a PhD, lectures on cruises, monthly column in Springfield Magazine... (TURNS TO MARGE, HOPEFUL) Are there franks in the beans?",988000,TRUE,5839,3899,Dr. Zander,Homeless Camp,"After a PhD, lectures on cruises, monthly column in Springfield Magazine... Are there franks in the beans?",after a phd lectures on cruises monthly column in springfield magazine are there franks in the beans,17 +135040,481,206,"Dr. Zander: (VORACIOUS, SLIGHTLY-FERAL EATING NOISES)",988000,FALSE,5839,3899,Dr. Zander,Homeless Camp,NA,NA,NA +135041,481,207,"Marge Simpson: So whatever you did to my husband, it was too effective!",1000000,TRUE,1,3899,Marge Simpson,Homeless Camp,"So whatever you did to my husband, it was too effective!",so whatever you did to my husband it was too effective,11 +135042,481,208,"Dr. Zander: (NODS) Mm-hmm -- yes, one of the most common complaints about therapy.",1004000,TRUE,5839,3899,Dr. Zander,Homeless Camp,"Mm-hmm -- yes, one of the most common complaints about therapy.",mm-hmm -- yes one of the most common complaints about therapy,11 +135043,481,209,Marge Simpson: And now my son is a bully. Can you fix him?,1008000,TRUE,1,3899,Marge Simpson,Homeless Camp,And now my son is a bully. Can you fix him?,and now my son is a bully can you fix him,11 +135044,481,210,Dr. Zander: Probably. But we should discuss it in your car. (OMINOUS) The sommeliers are coming!,1011000,TRUE,5839,3899,Dr. Zander,Homeless Camp,Probably. But we should discuss it in your car. The sommeliers are coming!,probably but we should discuss it in your car the sommeliers are coming,13 +135045,481,211,Sommeliers: (ZOMBIE-LIKE) Buttery finish... great year for zin... this is what I drink at home.,1016000,TRUE,5844,3899,Sommeliers,Homeless Camp,Buttery finish... great year for zin... this is what I drink at home.,buttery finish great year for zin this is what i drink at home,13 +135046,481,212,Marge Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),1016000,FALSE,1,3899,Marge Simpson,Homeless Camp,NA,NA,NA +135047,481,213,(Field: Ext. field - day),1019000,FALSE,NA,677,NA,Field,NA,NA,NA +135048,481,214,Dr. Zander: Homer... Bart... this weekend in the wilderness should repair the shattered bond between the two of you. I find that in a natural setting...,1019000,TRUE,5839,677,Dr. Zander,Field,Homer... Bart... this weekend in the wilderness should repair the shattered bond between the two of you. I find that in a natural setting...,homer bart this weekend in the wilderness should repair the shattered bond between the two of you i find that in a natural setting,24 +135049,481,215,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES),1019000,FALSE,8,677,Bart Simpson,Field,NA,NA,NA +135050,481,216,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISES),1019000,FALSE,2,677,Homer Simpson,Field,NA,NA,NA +135051,481,217,"Dr. Zander: Very funny, Bart.",1039000,TRUE,5839,677,Dr. Zander,Field,"Very funny, Bart.",very funny bart,3 +135052,481,218,"Dr. Zander: That's not the snake, is it?",1041000,TRUE,5839,677,Dr. Zander,Field,"That's not the snake, is it?",thats not the snake is it,6 +135053,481,219,"Dr. Zander: Sorry, little friend. Slither back to your natural element.",1044000,TRUE,5839,677,Dr. Zander,Field,"Sorry, little friend. Slither back to your natural element.",sorry little friend slither back to your natural element,9 +135054,481,220,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISES),1044000,FALSE,2,677,Homer Simpson,Field,NA,NA,NA +135055,481,221,(FIELD OF CACTI: Ext. field of cacti - day),1051000,FALSE,NA,3900,NA,FIELD OF CACTI,NA,NA,NA +137184,489,160,"Avatar Bart: Thanks, dude.",928000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,"Thanks, dude.",thanks dude,2 +135056,481,222,"Dr. Zander: Now Bart, I want you to guide your father safely through these cacti.",1051000,TRUE,5839,3900,Dr. Zander,FIELD OF CACTI,"Now Bart, I want you to guide your father safely through these cacti.",now bart i want you to guide your father safely through these cacti,13 +135057,481,223,Homer Simpson: Then what do we win?,1055000,TRUE,2,3900,Homer Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,Then what do we win?,then what do we win,5 +135058,481,224,Dr. Zander: A better relationship.,1056000,TRUE,5839,3900,Dr. Zander,FIELD OF CACTI,A better relationship.,a better relationship,3 +135059,481,225,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED MOAN),1056000,FALSE,2,3900,Homer Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,NA,NA,NA +135060,481,226,"Bart Simpson: Okay, go straight...",1059000,TRUE,8,3900,Bart Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,"Okay, go straight...",okay go straight,3 +135061,481,227,Homer Simpson: (SMALL SCREAM),1059000,FALSE,2,3900,Homer Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,NA,NA,NA +135062,481,228,Bart Simpson: Three steps right...,1059000,TRUE,8,3900,Bart Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,Three steps right...,three steps right,3 +135063,481,229,Bart Simpson: Two to the left.,1059000,TRUE,8,3900,Bart Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,Two to the left.,two to the left,4 +135064,481,230,Homer Simpson: (SMALL SCREAM),1059000,FALSE,2,3900,Homer Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,NA,NA,NA +135065,481,231,"Dr. Zander: Now Bart, you do understand you're supposed to avoid the cacti...",1059000,TRUE,5839,3900,Dr. Zander,FIELD OF CACTI,"Now Bart, you do understand you're supposed to avoid the cacti...",now bart you do understand youre supposed to avoid the cacti,11 +135066,481,232,Bart Simpson: Sure do. I'm just bad at counting. Two to the right...,1068000,TRUE,8,3900,Bart Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,Sure do. I'm just bad at counting. Two to the right...,sure do im just bad at counting two to the right,11 +135067,481,233,Homer Simpson: (SMALL SCREAM),1068000,FALSE,2,3900,Homer Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,NA,NA,NA +135068,481,234,Bart Simpson: Backwards one...,1070000,TRUE,8,3900,Bart Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,Backwards one...,backwards one,2 +135069,481,235,Homer Simpson: (SMALL SCREAM),1070000,FALSE,2,3900,Homer Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,NA,NA,NA +135070,481,236,Bart Simpson: Diagonal two...,1070000,TRUE,8,3900,Bart Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,Diagonal two...,diagonal two,2 +135071,481,237,Homer Simpson: (SMALL SCREAM),1070000,FALSE,2,3900,Homer Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,NA,NA,NA +135072,481,238,Bart Simpson: Now do-se-do...,1070000,TRUE,8,3900,Bart Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,Now do-se-do...,now do-se-do,2 +135073,481,239,Homer Simpson: (BIG SCREAM),1070000,FALSE,2,3900,Homer Simpson,FIELD OF CACTI,NA,NA,NA +135074,481,240,(Simpson Living Room: Int. Simpson living room - day),1079000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +135075,481,241,"Marge Simpson: While your father and brother are doing some manly bonding in the woods, I thought we could do a little bonding of our own.",1079000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"While your father and brother are doing some manly bonding in the woods, I thought we could do a little bonding of our own.",while your father and brother are doing some manly bonding in the woods i thought we could do a little bonding of our own,24 +135076,481,242,"Marge Simpson: We'll do each other's nails, make some brownie sundaes, and watch the four saddest horse movies I could find.",1088000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"We'll do each other's nails, make some brownie sundaes, and watch the four saddest horse movies I could find.",well do each others nails make some brownie sundaes and watch the four saddest horse movies i could find,19 +135077,481,243,"Marge Simpson: ""Broken-Leg Beauty,"" ""Sorry, Silver,"" ""No More Mint Juleps..."" And the fourth one has a title so sad I can't even say it.",1095000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"""Broken-Leg Beauty,"" ""Sorry, Silver,"" ""No More Mint Juleps..."" And the fourth one has a title so sad I can't even say it.",broken-leg beauty sorry silver no more mint juleps and the fourth one has a title so sad i cant even say it,22 +135078,481,244,Lisa Simpson: Really? Can I see it?,1104000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Really? Can I see it?,really can i see it,5 +135079,481,245,Lisa Simpson: (HUGE SOBS),1104000,FALSE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +135080,481,246,SHIRLEY TEMPLE-TYPE GIRL: Oh Beauty...,1112000,TRUE,5845,25,SHIRLEY TEMPLE-TYPE GIRL,Simpson Living Room,Oh Beauty...,oh beauty,2 +135081,481,247,SHIRLEY TEMPLE-TYPE GIRL: I don't need money or parents or eyesight when I've got you.,1112000,TRUE,5845,25,SHIRLEY TEMPLE-TYPE GIRL,Simpson Living Room,I don't need money or parents or eyesight when I've got you.,i dont need money or parents or eyesight when ive got you,12 +135082,481,248,Horse: (WHINNIES),1112000,FALSE,2801,25,Horse,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +135083,481,249,"Marge Simpson: (CHOKED-UP) Oh, I always forget about this part.",1123000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Oh, I always forget about this part.",oh i always forget about this part,7 +135084,481,250,(Field: Ext. field - another area),1130000,FALSE,NA,677,NA,Field,NA,NA,NA +135085,481,251,Homer Simpson: (NERVOUSLY) I dunno. There's something about this noose I just don't like.,1130000,TRUE,2,677,Homer Simpson,Field,I dunno. There's something about this noose I just don't like.,i dunno theres something about this noose i just dont like,11 +135086,481,252,"Dr. Zander: Homer, desperate times call for desperate measures. If you hop down from that limb, I assure you Bart will cut you down.",1135000,TRUE,5839,677,Dr. Zander,Field,"Homer, desperate times call for desperate measures. If you hop down from that limb, I assure you Bart will cut you down.",homer desperate times call for desperate measures if you hop down from that limb i assure you bart will cut you down,22 +135087,481,253,Homer Simpson: I don't know...,1143000,TRUE,2,677,Homer Simpson,Field,I don't know...,i dont know,3 +135088,481,254,Dr. Zander: (SHARPLY) Keep your neck inside the rope at all times!,1145000,TRUE,5839,677,Dr. Zander,Field,Keep your neck inside the rope at all times!,keep your neck inside the rope at all times,9 +135089,481,255,Dr. Zander: Well? Anything?!,1151000,TRUE,5839,677,Dr. Zander,Field,Well? Anything?!,well anything,2 +135090,481,256,Bart Simpson: Can't look. Texting.,1153000,TRUE,8,677,Bart Simpson,Field,Can't look. Texting.,cant look texting,3 +135091,481,257,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - continuous),1155000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +137415,490,160,Roz: Be my guest.,726000,TRUE,5902,15,Roz,Moe's Tavern,Be my guest.,be my guest,3 +135092,481,258,"Moe Szyslak: (DELIGHTED) Ooh, a text. (CHECKS PHONE) Let's see... Text message for I. M. A. Wiener. (SHOWS THEM PHONE) As you all can see, I. M. A. Wiener!",1155000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Ooh, a text. Let's see... Text message for I. M. A. Wiener. As you all can see, I. M. A. Wiener!",ooh a text lets see text message for i m a wiener as you all can see i m a wiener,21 +135093,481,259,Barflies: (LAUGH),1155000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +135094,481,260,"Barney Gumble: I see it, Moe. (LAUGHS)",1164000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,"I see it, Moe.",i see it moe,4 +135095,481,261,"Moe Szyslak: (REALIZING, TO PHONE) Why you! When I--",1166000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Why you! When I--,why you when i--,4 +135096,481,262,"Moe Szyslak: When-I-get-a-hold-of-you... oh dammit, I typed an F, not a D. Uh... (RAPIDLY) Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Oh crap, I just donated twenty dollars to Haiti!",1168000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"When-I-get-a-hold-of-you... oh dammit, I typed an F, not a D. Uh... Delete. Delete. Delete. Delete. Oh crap, I just donated twenty dollars to Haiti!",when-i-get-a-hold-of-you oh dammit i typed an f not a d uh delete delete delete delete oh crap i just donated twenty dollars to haiti,24 +135097,481,263,"Dr. Zander: Bart, I'm trying to get you to feel something for your father!",1185000,TRUE,5839,15,Dr. Zander,Moe's Tavern,"Bart, I'm trying to get you to feel something for your father!",bart im trying to get you to feel something for your father,12 +135098,481,264,Bart Simpson: I feel something for him. Here it comes. (BURPS),1188000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I feel something for him. Here it comes.,i feel something for him here it comes,8 +135099,481,265,Dr. Zander: Why you little...?!,1189000,TRUE,5839,15,Dr. Zander,Moe's Tavern,Why you little...?!,why you little,3 +135100,481,266,Bart Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),1189000,FALSE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +135101,481,267,"Dr. Zander: (STRAINING) This is a tough neck! Oh, it's so strong! Like an old...",1195000,TRUE,5839,15,Dr. Zander,Moe's Tavern,"This is a tough neck! Oh, it's so strong! Like an old...",this is a tough neck oh its so strong like an old,12 +135102,481,268,Homer Simpson: Y'see? You see how that boy pushes your buttons?,1199000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Y'see? You see how that boy pushes your buttons?,ysee you see how that boy pushes your buttons,9 +135103,481,269,Dr. Zander: We'll talk when he's dead! (STRANGLES BART) Just break already!,1202000,TRUE,5839,15,Dr. Zander,Moe's Tavern,We'll talk when he's dead! Just break already!,well talk when hes dead just break already,8 +135104,481,270,Homer Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),1202000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +135105,481,271,"Bart Simpson: (RELIEVED NOISE, THEN WARMLY) Thanks, Dad.",1215000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Thanks, Dad.",thanks dad,2 +135106,481,272,"Homer Simpson: (WARMLY) Son, you and I are gonna be closer than ever as we spend the rest of our lives suing that therapist.",1216000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Son, you and I are gonna be closer than ever as we spend the rest of our lives suing that therapist.",son you and i are gonna be closer than ever as we spend the rest of our lives suing that therapist,21 +135107,481,273,Dr. Zander: Sue me for what? My home in a hollowed-out tree?,1223000,TRUE,5839,15,Dr. Zander,Moe's Tavern,Sue me for what? My home in a hollowed-out tree?,sue me for what my home in a hollowed-out tree,10 +135108,481,274,"Homer Simpson: (CONTENTED SIGH) Pretty sweet, eh boy?",1227000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Pretty sweet, eh boy?",pretty sweet eh boy,4 +135109,481,275,"Bart Simpson: Y'know, I was skeptical, but I guess therapy works.",1229000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Y'know, I was skeptical, but I guess therapy works.",yknow i was skeptical but i guess therapy works,9 +135110,482,0,(FREESTONE FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD: EXT. freestone FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD - day),5000,FALSE,NA,3901,NA,FREESTONE FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD,NA,NA,NA +135111,482,1,(PEACH ORCHARD: Ext. Peach orchard - a little later),5000,FALSE,NA,3902,NA,PEACH ORCHARD,NA,NA,NA +135112,482,2,Bart Simpson: Oh man. I can't believe we have to pick the peaches ourselves. This activity is so lame I'm gonna daydream about school. (SHUTS EYES),5000,TRUE,8,3902,Bart Simpson,PEACH ORCHARD,Oh man. I can't believe we have to pick the peaches ourselves. This activity is so lame I'm gonna daydream about school.,oh man i cant believe we have to pick the peaches ourselves this activity is so lame im gonna daydream about school,22 +135113,482,3,"Bart Simpson: Dammit, a pop quiz!",14000,TRUE,8,3902,Bart Simpson,PEACH ORCHARD,"Dammit, a pop quiz!",dammit a pop quiz,4 +135114,482,4,"Lisa Simpson: Aw, come on, Bart, it's fun!",15000,TRUE,9,3902,Lisa Simpson,PEACH ORCHARD,"Aw, come on, Bart, it's fun!",aw come on bart its fun,6 +135115,482,5,Lisa Simpson: (NEUTRAL) That was kind of the same as the first time.,19000,TRUE,9,3902,Lisa Simpson,PEACH ORCHARD,That was kind of the same as the first time.,that was kind of the same as the first time,10 +135116,482,6,Lisa Simpson: (ANGUISHED) Why did I suggest this?,22000,TRUE,9,3902,Lisa Simpson,PEACH ORCHARD,Why did I suggest this?,why did i suggest this,5 +135117,482,7,"Ewell Freestone: Peach pickin' ain't so bad, long as you got a song to take your mind off it.",24000,TRUE,5846,3902,Ewell Freestone,PEACH ORCHARD,"Peach pickin' ain't so bad, long as you got a song to take your mind off it.",peach pickin aint so bad long as you got a song to take your mind off it,17 +135118,482,8,"Lisa Simpson: Ooh, authentic American folk music, just like they play on N.P.R.!",28000,TRUE,9,3902,Lisa Simpson,PEACH ORCHARD,"Ooh, authentic American folk music, just like they play on N.P.R.!",ooh authentic american folk music just like they play on npr,11 +135119,482,9,"Ewell Freestone: I'm afraid the only ""N.P.R."" we know down here is National Public Radio.",33000,TRUE,5846,3902,Ewell Freestone,PEACH ORCHARD,"I'm afraid the only ""N.P.R."" we know down here is National Public Radio.",im afraid the only npr we know down here is national public radio,13 +135120,482,10,"Ewell Freestone: OH, THE YEAR'S FIRST PEACH, IS A JUICY PEACH / AND HE SINGS A HAPPY TUNE! / AND THE YEAR'S SECOND PEACH IS A GROUCHY PEACH / MORE LIKE A PRUNE! / NOW, THE YEAR'S THIRD PEACH IS A--",40000,TRUE,5846,3902,Ewell Freestone,PEACH ORCHARD,"OH, THE YEAR'S FIRST PEACH, IS A JUICY PEACH / AND HE SINGS A HAPPY TUNE! / AND THE YEAR'S SECOND PEACH IS A GROUCHY PEACH / MORE LIKE A PRUNE! / NOW, THE YEAR'S THIRD PEACH IS A--",oh the years first peach is a juicy peach and he sings a happy tune and the years second peach is a grouchy peach more like a prune now the years third peach is a--,35 +135121,482,11,Bart Simpson: How many verses does this song have?,53000,TRUE,8,3902,Bart Simpson,PEACH ORCHARD,How many verses does this song have?,how many verses does this song have,7 +135122,482,12,Ewell Freestone: I ain't never run out!,55000,TRUE,5846,3902,Ewell Freestone,PEACH ORCHARD,I ain't never run out!,i aint never run out,5 +135123,482,13,"Ewell Freestone: (SINGING) NOW, THE YEAR'S THIRD PEACH IS A GOD-FEARIN' PEACH / DOES WHAT THE GOOD BOOK TELLS HIM",56000,TRUE,5846,3902,Ewell Freestone,PEACH ORCHARD,"NOW, THE YEAR'S THIRD PEACH IS A GOD-FEARIN' PEACH / DOES WHAT THE GOOD BOOK TELLS HIM",now the years third peach is a god-fearin peach does what the good book tells him,16 +135124,482,14,Ewell Freestone: AND THE YEAR'S FOURTH PEACH IS A MOLDY PEACH / SHAME ON THE MAN THAT SELLS HIM,61000,TRUE,5846,3902,Ewell Freestone,PEACH ORCHARD,AND THE YEAR'S FOURTH PEACH IS A MOLDY PEACH / SHAME ON THE MAN THAT SELLS HIM,and the years fourth peach is a moldy peach shame on the man that sells him,16 +135125,482,15,Ewell Freestone: NOW THE YEAR'S FIFTH PEACH IS A FUZZY PEACH / ITS KISSES ARE QUITE TICKLISH...,67000,TRUE,5846,3902,Ewell Freestone,PEACH ORCHARD,NOW THE YEAR'S FIFTH PEACH IS A FUZZY PEACH / ITS KISSES ARE QUITE TICKLISH...,now the years fifth peach is a fuzzy peach its kisses are quite ticklish,14 +135126,482,16,(FREESTONE FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD: Ext. freestone FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD - late AFTERNOON - establishing),72000,FALSE,NA,3901,NA,FREESTONE FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD,NA,NA,NA +135127,482,17,"Homer Simpson: Not bad, not bad. Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?",72000,TRUE,2,3901,Homer Simpson,FREESTONE FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD,"Not bad, not bad. Marge, how much do they pay us for doing this?",not bad not bad marge how much do they pay us for doing this,14 +135128,482,18,"Marge Simpson: Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home.",76000,TRUE,1,3901,Marge Simpson,FREESTONE FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD,"Actually, we pay them for each peach we take home.",actually we pay them for each peach we take home,10 +135129,482,19,"Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) What the? First we work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?",79000,TRUE,2,3901,Homer Simpson,FREESTONE FAMILY PEACH ORCHARD,"What the? First we work, then I pay, then I have to eat fruit? Why was I ever born?",what the first we work then i pay then i have to eat fruit why was i ever born,19 +135130,482,20,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - dining room - day),106000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135131,482,21,"Marge Simpson: Okay, we've got peach bruschetta on peach toast, peach-aroni peach-za, and my famous B.L.T.s -- or should I say P.P.P.s?",106000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, we've got peach bruschetta on peach toast, peach-aroni peach-za, and my famous B.L.T.s -- or should I say P.P.P.s?",okay weve got peach bruschetta on peach toast peach-aroni peach-za and my famous blts -- or should i say ppps,20 +135132,482,22,"Marge Simpson: C'mon, people. Peaches!",114000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, people. Peaches!",cmon people peaches,3 +135133,482,23,"Homer Simpson: Honey... on a non-stone fruit-related topic, I booked us a couples massage.",118000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Honey... on a non-stone fruit-related topic, I booked us a couples massage.",honey on a non-stone fruit-related topic i booked us a couples massage,12 +135134,482,24,"Marge Simpson: (GASPS) Ooh, couples! That way I can enjoy my massage, and make sure you don't enjoy yours too much.",124000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, couples! That way I can enjoy my massage, and make sure you don't enjoy yours too much.",ooh couples that way i can enjoy my massage and make sure you dont enjoy yours too much,18 +135135,482,25,Lisa Simpson: (INTO WALKIE-TALKIE) Initiate phase two.,137000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Initiate phase two.,initiate phase two,3 +135136,482,26,"Bart Simpson: I forget what phase two is, but I'll assume we just dump the peaches like we discussed.",139000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I forget what phase two is, but I'll assume we just dump the peaches like we discussed.",i forget what phase two is but ill assume we just dump the peaches like we discussed,17 +135137,482,27,Lisa Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) Affirmative.,144000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Affirmative.,affirmative,1 +135138,482,28,"Bart Simpson: I'll assume that means ""yes.""",145000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll assume that means ""yes.""",ill assume that means yes,5 +135139,482,29,Lisa Simpson: Roger.,145000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Roger.,roger,1 +135140,482,30,"Bart Simpson: The name's ""Bart.""",148000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"The name's ""Bart.""",the names bart,3 +135141,482,31,(Springfield Day Spa: ext. springfield day spa - day - establishing),165000,FALSE,NA,3903,NA,Springfield Day Spa,NA,NA,NA +135142,482,32,(Spa: Int. Spa - CONTINUOUS),165000,FALSE,NA,2498,NA,Spa,NA,NA,NA +135143,482,33,Marge Simpson: (BLISSED-OUT NOISE),165000,FALSE,1,2498,Marge Simpson,Spa,NA,NA,NA +135144,482,34,"Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) When we get home, the peaches will be gone.",165000,TRUE,2,2498,Homer Simpson,Spa,"When we get home, the peaches will be gone.",when we get home the peaches will be gone,9 +135145,482,35,Marge Simpson: (ALARMED) What?! What? What will we eat?,167000,TRUE,1,2498,Marge Simpson,Spa,What?! What? What will we eat?,what what what will we eat,6 +135146,482,36,Marge Simpson: (BLISSED-OUT NOISES) Oh screw it.,169000,TRUE,1,2498,Marge Simpson,Spa,Oh screw it.,oh screw it,3 +135147,482,37,"Homer Simpson: (QUIET CHUCKLE, THEN TO HIMSELF) Masseuses: the half-doctors, half-hookers who solve everything.",174000,TRUE,2,2498,Homer Simpson,Spa,"Masseuses: the half-doctors, half-hookers who solve everything.",masseuses the half-doctors half-hookers who solve everything,7 +135148,482,38,(Springfield Street: EXT. SPRINGFIELD STREET - A LITTLE LATER),180000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +135149,482,39,Bart Simpson: (GROAN) What idiot put the dump so far away from where people live?,180000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,What idiot put the dump so far away from where people live?,what idiot put the dump so far away from where people live,12 +135150,482,40,"DOLPH: Aw, man! The Horticulture Society is having its Chinese Lantern party and we've got nothing to huck!",184000,TRUE,146,270,DOLPH,Springfield Street,"Aw, man! The Horticulture Society is having its Chinese Lantern party and we've got nothing to huck!",aw man the horticulture society is having its chinese lantern party and weve got nothing to huck,17 +135181,482,71,Raymondo: It's made for the American market.,347000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,It's made for the American market.,its made for the american market,6 +135151,482,41,"Bart Simpson: Gentlemen, I think I have the solution to your problem.",191000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,"Gentlemen, I think I have the solution to your problem.",gentlemen i think i have the solution to your problem,10 +135152,482,42,(HORTICULTURE SOCIETY: ext. horticulture society - a little later),203000,FALSE,NA,3904,NA,HORTICULTURE SOCIETY,NA,NA,NA +135153,482,43,Garden Ladies: (ALARMED SNOOTY SCREAMS),203000,FALSE,5847,3904,Garden Ladies,HORTICULTURE SOCIETY,NA,NA,NA +135154,482,44,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (LAUGH),203000,FALSE,145,3904,Kearney Zzyzwicz,HORTICULTURE SOCIETY,NA,NA,NA +135155,482,45,(Little Baltimore: ext. little baltimore - dusk - later),203000,FALSE,NA,3905,NA,Little Baltimore,NA,NA,NA +135156,482,46,Lisa Simpson: Where am I? This neighborhood is starting to look a little bit like... (SCARED) Sesame Street.,203000,TRUE,9,3905,Lisa Simpson,Little Baltimore,Where am I? This neighborhood is starting to look a little bit like... Sesame Street.,where am i this neighborhood is starting to look a little bit like sesame street,15 +135157,482,47,Lisa Simpson: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Wonder who's in there. Could it be Oscar the...,210000,TRUE,9,3905,Lisa Simpson,Little Baltimore,Wonder who's in there. Could it be Oscar the...,wonder whos in there could it be oscar the,9 +135158,482,48,Lisa Simpson: (TERRIFIED SCREAM),210000,FALSE,9,3905,Lisa Simpson,Little Baltimore,NA,NA,NA +135159,482,49,(VICTORIAN BROWNSTONE: int. victorian brownstone - continuous),239000,FALSE,NA,3906,NA,VICTORIAN BROWNSTONE,NA,NA,NA +135160,482,50,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED NOISE),239000,FALSE,9,3906,Lisa Simpson,VICTORIAN BROWNSTONE,NA,NA,NA +135161,482,51,Man: What the? Is somebody in here?,239000,TRUE,311,3906,Man,VICTORIAN BROWNSTONE,What the? Is somebody in here?,what the is somebody in here,6 +135162,482,52,Lisa Simpson: Help! I'm trapped in an alternate dimension! An existential netherspace!,250000,TRUE,9,3906,Lisa Simpson,VICTORIAN BROWNSTONE,Help! I'm trapped in an alternate dimension! An existential netherspace!,help im trapped in an alternate dimension an existential netherspace,10 +135163,482,53,"Lisa Simpson: I've been-- Hey, how ya doin'?",253000,TRUE,9,3906,Lisa Simpson,VICTORIAN BROWNSTONE,"I've been-- Hey, how ya doin'?",ive been-- hey how ya doin,6 +135164,482,54,Raymondo: (SUSPICIOUS NOISE),253000,FALSE,5848,3906,Raymondo,VICTORIAN BROWNSTONE,NA,NA,NA +135165,482,55,(Victorian Mansion: INT. VictORIAN MANSION - parlor - day),261000,FALSE,NA,3373,NA,Victorian Mansion,NA,NA,NA +135166,482,56,"Man: All right, who sent you? Marvin The Magician? Oswald of the Occult? Citywide Mortgage? I worked everything out with Nina.",261000,TRUE,311,3373,Man,Victorian Mansion,"All right, who sent you? Marvin The Magician? Oswald of the Occult? Citywide Mortgage? I worked everything out with Nina.",all right who sent you marvin the magician oswald of the occult citywide mortgage i worked everything out with nina,20 +135167,482,57,Lisa Simpson: No one sent me. I just knocked on the door and it opened!,268000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,No one sent me. I just knocked on the door and it opened!,no one sent me i just knocked on the door and it opened,13 +135168,482,58,"Lisa Simpson: Uh, how'd I get from inside there to over here?",272000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,"Uh, how'd I get from inside there to over here?",uh howd i get from inside there to over here,10 +135169,482,59,Man: Because this is a house of magic!,275000,TRUE,311,3373,Man,Victorian Mansion,Because this is a house of magic!,because this is a house of magic,7 +135170,482,60,Lisa Simpson: Sounds like most of the house is still owned by the bank.,278000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,Sounds like most of the house is still owned by the bank.,sounds like most of the house is still owned by the bank,12 +135171,482,61,Man: But the rest of it is magic!,281000,TRUE,311,3373,Man,Victorian Mansion,But the rest of it is magic!,but the rest of it is magic,7 +135172,482,62,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED) How did you do all that?,287000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,How did you do all that?,how did you do all that,6 +135173,482,63,Raymondo: Permit me to introduce myself. I am... the Great Raymondo!,290000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,Permit me to introduce myself. I am... the Great Raymondo!,permit me to introduce myself i am the great raymondo,10 +135174,482,64,"Raymondo: I was once the most famous illusionist in the world, performing for pashas and potentates, Grand Dukes and Grande Dames... (SIGHS) who wants to hear an old man go on about bygone wonders?",296000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"I was once the most famous illusionist in the world, performing for pashas and potentates, Grand Dukes and Grande Dames... who wants to hear an old man go on about bygone wonders?",i was once the most famous illusionist in the world performing for pashas and potentates grand dukes and grande dames who wants to hear an old man go on about bygone wonders,32 +135175,482,65,"Lisa Simpson: (EXCITEDLY) I do, I do!",311000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,"I do, I do!",i do i do,4 +135176,482,66,Raymondo: (CHUCKLE) Very well. But first you should call your parents.,312000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,Very well. But first you should call your parents.,very well but first you should call your parents,9 +135177,482,67,"Raymondo: I got this phone for subscribing to ""Psychic Monthly,"" and then I cancelled the subscription. They never saw it coming. (CHUCKLES)",317000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"I got this phone for subscribing to ""Psychic Monthly,"" and then I cancelled the subscription. They never saw it coming.",i got this phone for subscribing to psychic monthly and then i cancelled the subscription they never saw it coming,20 +135178,482,68,"Raymondo: Meet Ali Rudy Vallée, my musical automaton. He can play all the top hits...",322000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"Meet Ali Rudy Vallée, my musical automaton. He can play all the top hits...",meet ali rudy vallée my musical automaton he can play all the top hits,14 +135179,482,69,Swami: BOOP BOOP DIT-TEM DAT-TEM WHAT-TEM CHU! / BOOP BOOP DIT-TEM DAT-TEM (RUNNING OUT OF ENERGY) WHAT-TEM CHU...,330000,TRUE,5849,3373,Swami,Victorian Mansion,BOOP BOOP DIT-TEM DAT-TEM WHAT-TEM CHU! / BOOP BOOP DIT-TEM DAT-TEM WHAT-TEM CHU...,boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem chu boop boop dit-tem dat-tem what-tem chu,12 +135180,482,70,"Raymondo: (POINTS TO ORNATE MIRROR) Now, here's the infamous ""miroir noir."" Gaze into it and learn how you will die.",336000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"Now, here's the infamous ""miroir noir."" Gaze into it and learn how you will die.",now heres the infamous miroir noir gaze into it and learn how you will die,15 +135182,482,72,"Raymondo: And here, my dear, is my most celebrated illusion: the Great Milk Can Escape -- handed down to me by Houdini himself!",350000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"And here, my dear, is my most celebrated illusion: the Great Milk Can Escape -- handed down to me by Houdini himself!",and here my dear is my most celebrated illusion the great milk can escape -- handed down to me by houdini himself,22 +135183,482,73,Lisa Simpson: Looks like there was magic between you two.,360000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,Looks like there was magic between you two.,looks like there was magic between you two,8 +135184,482,74,"Raymondo: The lady in question is my late wife, Esther. (HEARTFELT) She was the only other soul who knew the secret of my greatest trick. Now I'm alone with my memories and my medical marijuana.",363000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"The lady in question is my late wife, Esther. She was the only other soul who knew the secret of my greatest trick. Now I'm alone with my memories and my medical marijuana.",the lady in question is my late wife esther she was the only other soul who knew the secret of my greatest trick now im alone with my memories and my medical marijuana,33 +135185,482,75,Lisa Simpson: Would you... be interested in teaching me?,375000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,Would you... be interested in teaching me?,would you be interested in teaching me,7 +135186,482,76,Raymondo: A girl illusionist? Ladies are what you saw in half and throw knives at. They never wear the hat.,378000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,A girl illusionist? Ladies are what you saw in half and throw knives at. They never wear the hat.,a girl illusionist ladies are what you saw in half and throw knives at they never wear the hat,19 +135187,482,77,Lisa Simpson: What if you just taught me one trick?,385000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,What if you just taught me one trick?,what if you just taught me one trick,8 +135188,482,78,"Raymondo: Fine. These are the Rings of Fate. Come back in a week with these rings linked together, and maybe I'll -- say, you did it already!",387000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"Fine. These are the Rings of Fate. Come back in a week with these rings linked together, and maybe I'll -- say, you did it already!",fine these are the rings of fate come back in a week with these rings linked together and maybe ill -- say you did it already,26 +135189,482,79,"Raymondo: Well, I guess I can teach a girl. Blackstone taught a monkey.",397000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"Well, I guess I can teach a girl. Blackstone taught a monkey.",well i guess i can teach a girl blackstone taught a monkey,12 +135190,482,80,Lisa Simpson: I'm not exactly flattered by that.,401000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,I'm not exactly flattered by that.,im not exactly flattered by that,6 +135191,482,81,"Raymondo: You should be. That monkey wound up with eighteen car dealerships. If you bought a family car in the St. Louis area, you bought it from the mighty Chimpopo.",403000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"You should be. That monkey wound up with eighteen car dealerships. If you bought a family car in the St. Louis area, you bought it from the mighty Chimpopo.",you should be that monkey wound up with eighteen car dealerships if you bought a family car in the st louis area you bought it from the mighty chimpopo,29 +135192,482,82,Lisa Simpson: Hm.,414000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,Hm.,hm,1 +135193,482,83,"Raymondo: Now, I'll start you off with a little coin work...",415000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"Now, I'll start you off with a little coin work...",now ill start you off with a little coin work,10 +135194,482,84,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),415000,FALSE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,NA,NA,NA +135195,482,85,(Simpson Home: Int. SiMPSON HOUSE - dining room - later),420000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135196,482,86,Lisa Simpson: And George Washington took a trip down the...ear-y Canal!,420000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,And George Washington took a trip down the...ear-y Canal!,and george washington took a trip down theear-y canal,9 +135197,482,87,Homer Simpson: (THRILLED GASP) My ear makes money?,426000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,My ear makes money?,my ear makes money,4 +135198,482,88,"Homer Simpson: Hello, boat store? I'd like to order a boat. (MAD) What do you mean, dial tone?",428000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, boat store? I'd like to order a boat. What do you mean, dial tone?",hello boat store id like to order a boat what do you mean dial tone,15 +135199,482,89,Grampa Simpson: Where'd you learn that trick? In the Army?,433000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Where'd you learn that trick? In the Army?,whered you learn that trick in the army,8 +135200,482,90,Lisa Simpson: From the Great Raymondo.,436000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,From the Great Raymondo.,from the great raymondo,4 +135201,482,91,"Grampa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE) He is great. In fifty-seven, I saw him turn the Secretary of Agriculture into the Secretary of the Interior! It was hell on their wives, but it sure brought down corn prices. Built a house outta corn. Worst house I ever owned. When it got real hot it smelled like Fritos. People would come from miles around--",437000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"He is great. In fifty-seven, I saw him turn the Secretary of Agriculture into the Secretary of the Interior! It was hell on their wives, but it sure brought down corn prices. Built a house outta corn. Worst house I ever owned. When it got real hot it smelled like Fritos. People would come from miles around--",he is great in fifty-seven i saw him turn the secretary of agriculture into the secretary of the interior it was hell on their wives but it sure brought down corn prices built a house outta corn worst house i ever owned when it got real hot it smelled like fritos people would come from miles around--,57 +135202,482,92,Bart Simpson: Lisa can't be a magician -- that's my thing! I'm the one that got a magic set for Christmas two years ago.,457000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa can't be a magician -- that's my thing! I'm the one that got a magic set for Christmas two years ago.,lisa cant be a magician -- thats my thing im the one that got a magic set for christmas two years ago,22 +135203,482,93,Lisa Simpson: You never even opened it.,463000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You never even opened it.,you never even opened it,5 +135204,482,94,Bart Simpson: (UNSUCCESSFUL PULLING NOISES),463000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135205,482,95,Lisa Simpson: Need some help?,466000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Need some help?,need some help,3 +135206,482,96,Bart Simpson: Kid scissors. Lame.,471000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Kid scissors. Lame.,kid scissors lame,3 +135208,482,98,Homer Simpson: Let's see what else you've been hiding in there.,475000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Let's see what else you've been hiding in there.,lets see what else youve been hiding in there,9 +135209,482,99,Homer Simpson: I want my pot of gold!,480000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I want my pot of gold!,i want my pot of gold,6 +135210,482,100,Bart Simpson: (BEING SHAKEN NOISES) Aye ca-rum-ba.,483000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Aye ca-rum-ba.,aye ca-rum-ba,2 +135211,482,101,Homer Simpson: (STOPS SHAKING BART) I forgot why I'm doing this.,486000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I forgot why I'm doing this.,i forgot why im doing this,6 +135212,482,102,(RAYMONDO'S HOUSE: int. raymondo's house - parlor - day),489000,FALSE,NA,3907,NA,RAYMONDO'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +135213,482,103,"Lisa Simpson: Raymondo! I mastered the slide pass -- and I've almost mastered the Denver slide pass... and, why is there always a ""Denver"" version of things?",489000,TRUE,9,3907,Lisa Simpson,RAYMONDO'S HOUSE,"Raymondo! I mastered the slide pass -- and I've almost mastered the Denver slide pass... and, why is there always a ""Denver"" version of things?",raymondo i mastered the slide pass -- and ive almost mastered the denver slide pass and why is there always a denver version of things,25 +135214,482,104,"Raymondo: I'm sorry, Lisa. I'm upset. Bumped off the Mike Douglas show upset!",497000,TRUE,5848,3907,Raymondo,RAYMONDO'S HOUSE,"I'm sorry, Lisa. I'm upset. Bumped off the Mike Douglas show upset!",im sorry lisa im upset bumped off the mike douglas show upset,12 +135215,482,105,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, what's wrong?",501000,TRUE,9,3907,Lisa Simpson,RAYMONDO'S HOUSE,"Oh, what's wrong?",oh whats wrong,3 +135216,482,106,(City Street: ext. city street - day),508000,FALSE,NA,1277,NA,City Street,NA,NA,NA +135217,482,107,"Cregg Demon: 'Sup, brahs. It's me, Cregg Demon. Who's ready to get their magic on?!",508000,TRUE,5850,1277,Cregg Demon,City Street,"'Sup, brahs. It's me, Cregg Demon. Who's ready to get their magic on?!",sup brahs its me cregg demon whos ready to get their magic on,13 +135218,482,108,Crowd: (EXCITED/PHONY REACTION),508000,FALSE,75,1277,Crowd,City Street,NA,NA,NA +135219,482,109,"Cregg Demon: Okay, for my first chillusion, I'm gonna descend into Hell and pull up a skank.",514000,TRUE,5850,1277,Cregg Demon,City Street,"Okay, for my first chillusion, I'm gonna descend into Hell and pull up a skank.",okay for my first chillusion im gonna descend into hell and pull up a skank,15 +135220,482,110,"Cregg Demon: Hi. Now, we've never met before, correct?",524000,TRUE,5850,1277,Cregg Demon,City Street,"Hi. Now, we've never met before, correct?",hi now weve never met before correct,7 +135221,482,111,"Woman: (STIFF) That's right, Cregg Demon.",527000,TRUE,118,1277,Woman,City Street,"That's right, Cregg Demon.",thats right cregg demon,4 +135222,482,112,"Cregg Demon: Well, I don't need your number, sweetie... because it's tattooed on my ass!",529000,TRUE,5850,1277,Cregg Demon,City Street,"Well, I don't need your number, sweetie... because it's tattooed on my ass!",well i dont need your number sweetie because its tattooed on my ass,13 +135223,482,113,Cregg Demon: Yeah. It's on everyone's ass! Yeah!,533000,TRUE,5850,1277,Cregg Demon,City Street,Yeah. It's on everyone's ass! Yeah!,yeah its on everyones ass yeah,6 +135224,482,114,Raymondo: Disgraceful. Any idiot with a soul patch and a deck of cards thinks he's a magician.,539000,TRUE,5848,1277,Raymondo,City Street,Disgraceful. Any idiot with a soul patch and a deck of cards thinks he's a magician.,disgraceful any idiot with a soul patch and a deck of cards thinks hes a magician,16 +135225,482,115,"Raymondo: Magic is about mystery, illusion, pulling rabbits out of hats! Presto (SEES SKELETON) oh!",547000,TRUE,5848,1277,Raymondo,City Street,"Magic is about mystery, illusion, pulling rabbits out of hats! Presto oh!",magic is about mystery illusion pulling rabbits out of hats presto oh,12 +135226,482,116,Lisa Simpson: Ew.,553000,TRUE,9,1277,Lisa Simpson,City Street,Ew.,ew,1 +135227,482,117,Raymondo: Today's lesson: feed your props.,554000,TRUE,5848,1277,Raymondo,City Street,Today's lesson: feed your props.,todays lesson feed your props,5 +135228,482,118,Kids: (CHANTING) Lisa! Lisa!,593000,TRUE,39,1277,Kids,City Street,Lisa! Lisa!,lisa lisa,2 +135229,482,119,"Lunchlady Dora: If you wanna do some real magic, find me a boyfriend that don't get all religious on me.",595000,TRUE,4715,1277,Lunchlady Dora,City Street,"If you wanna do some real magic, find me a boyfriend that don't get all religious on me.",if you wanna do some real magic find me a boyfriend that dont get all religious on me,18 +135230,482,120,(VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSE: ext. victorian townhouse - day - establishing),605000,FALSE,NA,3908,NA,VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSE,NA,NA,NA +135231,482,121,Lisa Simpson: No!,605000,TRUE,9,3908,Lisa Simpson,VICTORIAN TOWNHOUSE,No!,no,1 +135232,482,122,(Victorian Mansion: Int. VicTORIAN MANSION - secret room - cONTINUOUS),613000,FALSE,NA,3373,NA,Victorian Mansion,NA,NA,NA +135233,482,123,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Raymondo's greatest secret!,613000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,Raymondo's greatest secret!,raymondos greatest secret,3 +135234,482,124,"Lisa Simpson: No, I shouldn't -- I won't.",618000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,"No, I shouldn't -- I won't.",no i shouldnt -- i wont,6 +135235,482,125,Lisa Simpson: (GULP),618000,FALSE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,NA,NA,NA +135236,482,126,"Raymondo: I guess I can trust you, Lisa Simpson. I am going to teach you the Great Milk Can Escape.",622000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"I guess I can trust you, Lisa Simpson. I am going to teach you the Great Milk Can Escape.",i guess i can trust you lisa simpson i am going to teach you the great milk can escape,19 +135237,482,127,Lisa Simpson: (THRILLED) You are? Why?,632000,TRUE,9,3373,Lisa Simpson,Victorian Mansion,You are? Why?,you are why,3 +135238,482,128,"Raymondo: If magic is not passed on, it dies.",635000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"If magic is not passed on, it dies.",if magic is not passed on it dies,8 +135239,482,129,Raymondo: The only magic we couldn't make was a child.,640000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,The only magic we couldn't make was a child.,the only magic we couldnt make was a child,9 +135240,482,130,"Raymondo: Now, the first thing you must do is make me a vodka tonic...",648000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,"Now, the first thing you must do is make me a vodka tonic...",now the first thing you must do is make me a vodka tonic,13 +137445,490,190,"Roz: Also, no.",854000,TRUE,5902,3956,Roz,Roz's Workstation,"Also, no.",also no,2 +135242,482,132,Raymondo: That won't be a problem.,652000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,That won't be a problem.,that wont be a problem,5 +135243,482,133,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SpringFIELD ELEMENTARY - playground - dAY),657000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135244,482,134,"Lisa Simpson: Students, teachers, detentionees...prepare to have everything you believe about milk cans challenged!",657000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Students, teachers, detentionees...prepare to have everything you believe about milk cans challenged!",students teachers detentioneesprepare to have everything you believe about milk cans challenged,12 +135245,482,135,Crowd: (INTRIGUED NOISES),657000,FALSE,75,3,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135246,482,136,"Lisa Simpson: Willie, if you will?",666000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Willie, if you will?",willie if you will,4 +135247,482,137,"Nelson Muntz: (THREATENING) God, if you don't bring my Lisa back safe, ants will burn tonight.",679000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"God, if you don't bring my Lisa back safe, ants will burn tonight.",god if you dont bring my lisa back safe ants will burn tonight,13 +135248,482,138,"Lisa Simpson: (COCKY) I believe the expression is ""ta-da!""",688000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I believe the expression is ""ta-da!""",i believe the expression is ta-da,6 +135249,482,139,Seymour Skinner: (SHAKES HEAD) I don't know what to think about milk cans anymore.,692000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I don't know what to think about milk cans anymore.,i dont know what to think about milk cans anymore,10 +135250,482,140,(PLAYGROUND: ext. playground - a little later),697000,FALSE,NA,73,NA,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +135251,482,141,Boy: That was amazing. I can see why they call you The Great Simpsina.,697000,TRUE,687,73,Boy,PLAYGROUND,That was amazing. I can see why they call you The Great Simpsina.,that was amazing i can see why they call you the great simpsina,13 +135252,482,142,Lisa Simpson: (SMITTEN) My friends call me Lisa.,702000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,My friends call me Lisa.,my friends call me lisa,5 +135253,482,143,Bart Simpson: (WALKING BY) She has no friends.,704000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,She has no friends.,she has no friends,4 +135254,482,144,"Lisa Simpson: Shut up! (CUTESY, TO BOY) Now, where were we?",705000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Shut up! Now, where were we?",shut up now where were we,6 +135255,482,145,"Boy: I gotta admit, I was pretty nervous when you were in that milk can.",707000,TRUE,687,73,Boy,PLAYGROUND,"I gotta admit, I was pretty nervous when you were in that milk can.",i gotta admit i was pretty nervous when you were in that milk can,14 +135256,482,146,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, it's a lot less dangerous than you think. You can see me do it again in a talent show next week.",711000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Oh, it's a lot less dangerous than you think. You can see me do it again in a talent show next week.",oh its a lot less dangerous than you think you can see me do it again in a talent show next week,22 +135257,482,147,Boy: I'd like to come. But only if I was sure you wouldn't get hurt...,717000,TRUE,687,73,Boy,PLAYGROUND,I'd like to come. But only if I was sure you wouldn't get hurt...,id like to come but only if i was sure you wouldnt get hurt,14 +135258,482,148,Lisa Simpson: There's no chance whatsoever. (LOOKS AROUND) I'll show you.,721000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,There's no chance whatsoever. I'll show you.,theres no chance whatsoever ill show you,7 +135259,482,149,Lisa Simpson: You don't open the top -- the locks are real.,726000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,You don't open the top -- the locks are real.,you dont open the top -- the locks are real,10 +135260,482,150,"Lisa Simpson: The can is in two halves, and they slide apart.",731000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"The can is in two halves, and they slide apart.",the can is in two halves and they slide apart,10 +135261,482,151,"Lisa Simpson: From inside, you just push up. (GIGGLE) Easy peasy. (COCKY) And there's no way anyone can figure out how it's done.",733000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"From inside, you just push up. Easy peasy. And there's no way anyone can figure out how it's done.",from inside you just push up easy peasy and theres no way anyone can figure out how its done,19 +135262,482,152,Boy: Well I can think of one way. (MISCHIEVOUS) You trick a dorky little girl into telling you!,741000,TRUE,687,73,Boy,PLAYGROUND,Well I can think of one way. You trick a dorky little girl into telling you!,well i can think of one way you trick a dorky little girl into telling you,16 +135263,482,153,Lisa Simpson: (STUNNED NOISE),741000,FALSE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +135264,482,154,"Boy: Yo, Dad! It's a three-quarter flange-less friction slide.",746000,TRUE,687,73,Boy,PLAYGROUND,"Yo, Dad! It's a three-quarter flange-less friction slide.",yo dad its a three-quarter flange-less friction slide,8 +135265,482,155,Cregg Demon: What about the locks on the lid?,750000,TRUE,5850,73,Cregg Demon,PLAYGROUND,What about the locks on the lid?,what about the locks on the lid,7 +135266,482,156,Boy: Shmuck-bait.,751000,TRUE,687,73,Boy,PLAYGROUND,Shmuck-bait.,shmuck-bait,1 +135267,482,157,"Cregg Demon: Sweet, sweet! Oh, and the next time it's my weekend with you, I promise there will be no chicks over. Just us, the komodo dragon and Ben Roethlisberger.",752000,TRUE,5850,73,Cregg Demon,PLAYGROUND,"Sweet, sweet! Oh, and the next time it's my weekend with you, I promise there will be no chicks over. Just us, the komodo dragon and Ben Roethlisberger.",sweet sweet oh and the next time its my weekend with you i promise there will be no chicks over just us the komodo dragon and ben roethlisberger,28 +135268,482,158,Boy: Hell to the yes!,763000,TRUE,687,73,Boy,PLAYGROUND,Hell to the yes!,hell to the yes,4 +135269,482,159,"Cregg Demon: 'Sup, magicfreeks. Last night, for serious, I got haunted by a straight-up, see-through ghost. It was Harry H-Dog Houdini yo. Now after calling me ""the new him"" -- his words -- he told me the secret to his Milk Can Escape!",777000,TRUE,5850,73,Cregg Demon,PLAYGROUND,"'Sup, magicfreeks. Last night, for serious, I got haunted by a straight-up, see-through ghost. It was Harry H-Dog Houdini yo. Now after calling me ""the new him"" -- his words -- he told me the secret to his Milk Can Escape!",sup magicfreeks last night for serious i got haunted by a straight-up see-through ghost it was harry h-dog houdini yo now after calling me the new him -- his words -- he told me the secret to his milk can escape,41 +135270,482,160,Reporters: (GASPS),777000,FALSE,968,73,Reporters,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +135271,482,161,Cregg Demon: I will perform this trick at the upcoming world magic championships! I recommend parking in the mall--,793000,TRUE,5850,73,Cregg Demon,PLAYGROUND,I will perform this trick at the upcoming world magic championships! I recommend parking in the mall--,i will perform this trick at the upcoming world magic championships i recommend parking in the mall--,17 +135272,482,162,(RAYMONDO'S MANSION: int. Raymondo's mansion - day),796000,FALSE,NA,3909,NA,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,NA,NA,NA +135273,482,163,"Cregg Demon: ...and taking the shuttle, yo!",796000,TRUE,5850,3909,Cregg Demon,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,"...and taking the shuttle, yo!",and taking the shuttle yo,5 +135274,482,164,"Lisa Simpson: Raymondo, I am so sorry. I got rolled by a pro! Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly a boy talks to you--",801000,TRUE,9,3909,Lisa Simpson,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,"Raymondo, I am so sorry. I got rolled by a pro! Do you know what it's like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly a boy talks to you--",raymondo i am so sorry i got rolled by a pro do you know what its like to be the kind of girl that boys never talk to and then suddenly a boy talks to you--,36 +135275,482,165,Raymondo: (SAD BUT FIRM) Get out.,812000,TRUE,5848,3909,Raymondo,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,Get out.,get out,2 +135276,482,166,Lisa Simpson: (PLEADING) Haven't you ever been fooled by a pretty face?,813000,TRUE,9,3909,Lisa Simpson,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,Haven't you ever been fooled by a pretty face?,havent you ever been fooled by a pretty face,9 +135277,482,167,Raymondo: Just once. I trusted you.,816000,TRUE,5848,3909,Raymondo,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,Just once. I trusted you.,just once i trusted you,5 +135278,482,168,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, you think I'm pretty? (SMALL LAUGH)",819000,TRUE,9,3909,Lisa Simpson,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,"Oh, you think I'm pretty?",oh you think im pretty,5 +135279,482,169,Raymondo: Get out.,819000,TRUE,5848,3909,Raymondo,RAYMONDO'S MANSION,Get out.,get out,2 +135280,482,170,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),834000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135281,482,171,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),834000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135282,482,172,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, don't feel bad. Judas betrayed Jesus but he still got paid.",834000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, don't feel bad. Judas betrayed Jesus but he still got paid.",lisa dont feel bad judas betrayed jesus but he still got paid,12 +135283,482,173,Homer Simpson: I can't stand to see one of my female children unhappy. I'm gonna go pound some sense into that ring-linking rabbit-yanker!,843000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I can't stand to see one of my female children unhappy. I'm gonna go pound some sense into that ring-linking rabbit-yanker!,i cant stand to see one of my female children unhappy im gonna go pound some sense into that ring-linking rabbit-yanker,21 +135284,482,174,(Victorian Mansion: EXT. VicTORIAN MANSION - FRONT YARD - night - later),853000,FALSE,NA,3373,NA,Victorian Mansion,NA,NA,NA +135285,482,175,"Homer Simpson: Hey, let me down! This is gonna leave a diamond pattern on my skin!",853000,TRUE,2,3373,Homer Simpson,Victorian Mansion,"Hey, let me down! This is gonna leave a diamond pattern on my skin!",hey let me down this is gonna leave a diamond pattern on my skin,14 +135286,482,176,Raymondo: Imagine if your greatest secret was given to your worst enemy!,857000,TRUE,5848,3373,Raymondo,Victorian Mansion,Imagine if your greatest secret was given to your worst enemy!,imagine if your greatest secret was given to your worst enemy,11 +135287,482,177,THOUGHT-BUBBLE FLANDERS: A peanut-butter-and-pretzel sandwich? (HAPPY MUNCHING) There's no way a stupid Flanders like me could ever have thought of this.,863000,TRUE,5851,3373,THOUGHT-BUBBLE FLANDERS,Victorian Mansion,A peanut-butter-and-pretzel sandwich? There's no way a stupid Flanders like me could ever have thought of this.,a peanut-butter-and-pretzel sandwich theres no way a stupid flanders like me could ever have thought of this,17 +135288,482,178,"Homer Simpson: (TO RAYMONDO) Okay, maybe secrets are a big deal, but my daughter's a good kid. So why don't you act your age, forgive her and let me down.",870000,TRUE,2,3373,Homer Simpson,Victorian Mansion,"Okay, maybe secrets are a big deal, but my daughter's a good kid. So why don't you act your age, forgive her and let me down.",okay maybe secrets are a big deal but my daughters a good kid so why dont you act your age forgive her and let me down,26 +135289,482,179,Homer Simpson: (SNORING NOISES),870000,FALSE,2,3373,Homer Simpson,Victorian Mansion,NA,NA,NA +135290,482,180,(Simpson Home: INT. SimpSON HOUSE - Lisa's Room - night),896000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135291,482,181,"Raymondo: (ENTERING) Hey kid. Nobody likes a gloomy magician. Except, of course Gloomo the Magnificent.",896000,TRUE,5848,5,Raymondo,Simpson Home,"Hey kid. Nobody likes a gloomy magician. Except, of course Gloomo the Magnificent.",hey kid nobody likes a gloomy magician except of course gloomo the magnificent,13 +135292,482,182,Lisa Simpson: Raymondo! You forgive me!,901000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Raymondo! You forgive me!,raymondo you forgive me,4 +135293,482,183,Raymondo: Not so fast.,904000,TRUE,5848,5,Raymondo,Simpson Home,Not so fast.,not so fast,3 +135294,482,184,Raymondo: But still there is hope.,906000,TRUE,5848,5,Raymondo,Simpson Home,But still there is hope.,but still there is hope,5 +135295,482,185,"Raymondo: Lisa, we've all done things we're ashamed of. I briefly became a disco magician. Have you ever tried to put a leisure suit on a bird? You get his pants on, he pulls his coat off. And on it goes. But now I need your help to stop Cregg Demon.",909000,TRUE,5848,5,Raymondo,Simpson Home,"Lisa, we've all done things we're ashamed of. I briefly became a disco magician. Have you ever tried to put a leisure suit on a bird? You get his pants on, he pulls his coat off. And on it goes. But now I need your help to stop Cregg Demon.",lisa weve all done things were ashamed of i briefly became a disco magician have you ever tried to put a leisure suit on a bird you get his pants on he pulls his coat off and on it goes but now i need your help to stop cregg demon,50 +135296,482,186,(SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE: EXT. SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE - LATER),927000,FALSE,NA,3910,NA,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,NA,NA,NA +135297,482,187,"Chief Wiggum: All right, I want close-up magicians on the left, illusionists on the right, and mentalists, well, I don't need to tell you. Ah c'mon, Lou, I need backup!",927000,TRUE,71,3910,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"All right, I want close-up magicians on the left, illusionists on the right, and mentalists, well, I don't need to tell you. Ah c'mon, Lou, I need backup!",all right i want close-up magicians on the left illusionists on the right and mentalists well i dont need to tell you ah cmon lou i need backup,28 +135298,482,188,"Lou: I wish I could help, Chief.",937000,TRUE,91,3910,Lou,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"I wish I could help, Chief.",i wish i could help chief,6 +135299,482,189,Chief Wiggum: I'll take the box that doesn't talk back.,938000,TRUE,71,3910,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,I'll take the box that doesn't talk back.,ill take the box that doesnt talk back,8 +135300,482,190,"Lou: That's just what you need, Chief. Another stomach.",943000,TRUE,91,3910,Lou,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"That's just what you need, Chief. Another stomach.",thats just what you need chief another stomach,8 +135301,482,191,Chief Wiggum: Shut up.,943000,TRUE,71,3910,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,Shut up.,shut up,2 +135302,482,192,(MAGIC PALACE: INT. MAGIC palace - onstage - momENTS LATER),947000,FALSE,NA,2167,NA,MAGIC PALACE,NA,NA,NA +135303,482,193,"Cregg Demon: S'UUUUUUP! (TO SKY) Hope you're watching up there, Houdini-Bro! I did your great-grand-niece!",947000,TRUE,5850,2167,Cregg Demon,MAGIC PALACE,"S'UUUUUUP! Hope you're watching up there, Houdini-Bro! I did your great-grand-niece!",suuuuuup hope youre watching up there houdini-bro i did your great-grand-niece,11 +135304,482,194,Audience: Ma-gic-freek!,984000,TRUE,321,2167,Audience,MAGIC PALACE,Ma-gic-freek!,ma-gic-freek,1 +135305,482,195,Audience: Ma-gic-freek!,984000,TRUE,321,2167,Audience,MAGIC PALACE,Ma-gic-freek!,ma-gic-freek,1 +135306,482,196,"Raymondo: It's too late, we can't stop him.",988000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,"It's too late, we can't stop him.",its too late we cant stop him,7 +135307,482,197,Raymondo: Something's wrong. The trick isn't working!,993000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,Something's wrong. The trick isn't working!,somethings wrong the trick isnt working,6 +135308,482,198,"Boy: (GENUINELY CONCERNED) Dad, don't die!",996000,TRUE,687,2167,Boy,MAGIC PALACE,"Dad, don't die!",dad dont die,3 +135309,482,199,Lisa Simpson: I'll get him out!,997000,TRUE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,I'll get him out!,ill get him out,4 +135310,482,200,Raymondo: No. We must not interfere.,999000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,No. We must not interfere.,no we must not interfere,5 +135311,482,201,Lisa Simpson: You're just gonna stand there?,1001000,TRUE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,You're just gonna stand there?,youre just gonna stand there,5 +135312,482,202,Raymondo: No. With my back I gotta sit.,1003000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,No. With my back I gotta sit.,no with my back i gotta sit,7 +135313,482,203,Cregg Demon: (CRIES FOR HELP),1003000,FALSE,5850,2167,Cregg Demon,MAGIC PALACE,NA,NA,NA +135314,482,204,Raymondo: Ahhh.,1008000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,Ahhh.,ahhh,1 +135315,482,205,"Raymondo: Aw, I can't stand you looking at me that way.",1010000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,"Aw, I can't stand you looking at me that way.",aw i cant stand you looking at me that way,10 +135316,482,206,Raymondo: That's better.,1015000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,That's better.,thats better,2 +135317,482,207,Lisa Simpson: He's going to die!,1015000,TRUE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,He's going to die!,hes going to die,4 +135318,482,208,"Raymondo: Lisa, magicians hate to be rescued. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the little magician's room.",1021000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,"Lisa, magicians hate to be rescued. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the little magician's room.",lisa magicians hate to be rescued now if youll excuse me i have to go to the little magicians room,20 +135319,482,209,"Lisa Simpson: I guess it's up to me to save you, Cregg Demon Magic Freek.",1029000,TRUE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,"I guess it's up to me to save you, Cregg Demon Magic Freek.",i guess its up to me to save you cregg demon magic freek,13 +135320,482,210,Ricky Jay: You ain't savin' nobody demon nothin' freek.,1033000,TRUE,5852,2167,Ricky Jay,MAGIC PALACE,You ain't savin' nobody demon nothin' freek.,you aint savin nobody demon nothin freek,7 +135321,482,211,Lisa Simpson: (RECOGNIZING) Ricky Jay? David Copperfield? (AMAZED) Penn? (MORE AMAZED) Teller?!?!,1036000,TRUE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,Ricky Jay? David Copperfield? Penn? Teller?!?!,ricky jay david copperfield penn teller,6 +135322,482,212,David Copperfield: We switched the trick milk can with a regular milk can.,1041000,TRUE,5853,2167,David Copperfield,MAGIC PALACE,We switched the trick milk can with a regular milk can.,we switched the trick milk can with a regular milk can,11 +135323,482,213,Lisa Simpson: But why?,1045000,TRUE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,But why?,but why,2 +135324,482,214,PENN: Because...,1046000,TRUE,2907,2167,PENN,MAGIC PALACE,Because...,because,1 +135325,482,215,Teller: Quiet!,1047000,TRUE,495,2167,Teller,MAGIC PALACE,Quiet!,quiet,1 +135326,482,216,Teller: You talk onstage. I talk offstage. That was the curse the witch put on us.,1048000,TRUE,495,2167,Teller,MAGIC PALACE,You talk onstage. I talk offstage. That was the curse the witch put on us.,you talk onstage i talk offstage that was the curse the witch put on us,15 +135327,482,217,Ricky Jay: He stole all our best tricks.,1052000,TRUE,5852,2167,Ricky Jay,MAGIC PALACE,He stole all our best tricks.,he stole all our best tricks,6 +135328,482,218,David Copperfield: And he stole my sexiest magical gestures! Like this one (DAVID COPPERFIELD GESTURE),1054000,TRUE,5853,2167,David Copperfield,MAGIC PALACE,And he stole my sexiest magical gestures! Like this one,and he stole my sexiest magical gestures like this one,10 +135329,482,219,"Lisa Simpson: (INVOLUNTARY SWOONING NOISE, THEN:) Wait, I know he's an unethical magician, and his tattoos are a inconsistent mix of hieroglyphics and cuneiforms. But he doesn't deserve to die.",1060000,TRUE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,"Wait, I know he's an unethical magician, and his tattoos are a inconsistent mix of hieroglyphics and cuneiforms. But he doesn't deserve to die.",wait i know hes an unethical magician and his tattoos are a inconsistent mix of hieroglyphics and cuneiforms but he doesnt deserve to die,24 +135330,482,220,"Ricky Jay: We ain't askin', kid. Get her!",1070000,TRUE,5852,2167,Ricky Jay,MAGIC PALACE,"We ain't askin', kid. Get her!",we aint askin kid get her,6 +135331,482,221,"Teller: Penn, just drop them!",1081000,TRUE,495,2167,Teller,MAGIC PALACE,"Penn, just drop them!",penn just drop them,4 +135332,482,222,PENN: I can't! I never learned how!,1082000,TRUE,2907,2167,PENN,MAGIC PALACE,I can't! I never learned how!,i cant i never learned how,6 +135333,482,223,"Homer Simpson: I'll save you, Lisa!",1090000,TRUE,2,2167,Homer Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,"I'll save you, Lisa!",ill save you lisa,4 +135334,482,224,Homer Simpson: (DEFIANT) The real magic is raising three kids in this economy! (CALMLY) You can put the ball back now.,1096000,TRUE,2,2167,Homer Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,The real magic is raising three kids in this economy! You can put the ball back now.,the real magic is raising three kids in this economy you can put the ball back now,17 +135335,482,225,"Raymondo: Hands off my apprentice, amateurs!",1105000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,"Hands off my apprentice, amateurs!",hands off my apprentice amateurs,5 +135336,482,226,Lisa Simpson: (GASP HAPPILY),1105000,FALSE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,NA,NA,NA +135337,482,227,Ricky Jay: Raymondo? I thought I killed you in Marrakesh.,1109000,TRUE,5852,2167,Ricky Jay,MAGIC PALACE,Raymondo? I thought I killed you in Marrakesh.,raymondo i thought i killed you in marrakesh,8 +135338,482,228,Raymondo: That was my twin brother! Ruined a lot of my tricks!,1112000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,That was my twin brother! Ruined a lot of my tricks!,that was my twin brother ruined a lot of my tricks,11 +135339,482,229,Ricky Jay: We might as well finish the job now.,1115000,TRUE,5852,2167,Ricky Jay,MAGIC PALACE,We might as well finish the job now.,we might as well finish the job now,8 +135340,482,230,"David Copperfield: To show you we mean business, I'm unbuttoning my shirt and turning on a fan.",1117000,TRUE,5853,2167,David Copperfield,MAGIC PALACE,"To show you we mean business, I'm unbuttoning my shirt and turning on a fan.",to show you we mean business im unbuttoning my shirt and turning on a fan,15 +135341,482,231,"David Copperfield: (SEXY PREENING NOISES) Oh yeah, it's magical.",1123000,TRUE,5853,2167,David Copperfield,MAGIC PALACE,"Oh yeah, it's magical.",oh yeah its magical,4 +135342,482,232,Raymondo: (WEARY) I'm just an old man. How could I ever hope to fight you all? Except... with this!,1135000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,I'm just an old man. How could I ever hope to fight you all? Except... with this!,im just an old man how could i ever hope to fight you all except with this,17 +135343,482,233,Teller: (MOCKING LAUGH),1135000,FALSE,495,2167,Teller,MAGIC PALACE,NA,NA,NA +135344,482,234,Teller: (WOOZY MOANS),1135000,FALSE,495,2167,Teller,MAGIC PALACE,NA,NA,NA +135345,482,235,David Copperfield: My beautiful body... no longer properly lit.,1146000,TRUE,5853,2167,David Copperfield,MAGIC PALACE,My beautiful body... no longer properly lit.,my beautiful body no longer properly lit,7 +135346,482,236,PENN: (GASP) My ponytail's been burnt! Teller! The witch's curse is broken!,1151000,TRUE,2907,2167,PENN,MAGIC PALACE,My ponytail's been burnt! Teller! The witch's curse is broken!,my ponytails been burnt teller the witchs curse is broken,10 +135347,482,237,Teller: Penn... there never was a curse.,1156000,TRUE,495,2167,Teller,MAGIC PALACE,Penn... there never was a curse.,penn there never was a curse,6 +135348,482,238,"PENN: You're a real jerk, you know that?",1158000,TRUE,2907,2167,PENN,MAGIC PALACE,"You're a real jerk, you know that?",youre a real jerk you know that,7 +135349,482,239,"Lisa Simpson: (PROUDLY) Raymondo, I knew your heart was as pure as the ether that helps you get to sleep. (LOOKS AROUND) Raymondo?",1160000,TRUE,9,2167,Lisa Simpson,MAGIC PALACE,"Raymondo, I knew your heart was as pure as the ether that helps you get to sleep. Raymondo?",raymondo i knew your heart was as pure as the ether that helps you get to sleep raymondo,18 +135350,482,240,"Raymondo: (TRIUMPHANT) I believe the expression is ""ta-da!""",1169000,TRUE,5848,2167,Raymondo,MAGIC PALACE,"I believe the expression is ""ta-da!""",i believe the expression is ta-da,6 +135351,482,241,Cregg Demon: (WEAKLY) S'uup. (COUGHS UP MILK),1175000,TRUE,5850,2167,Cregg Demon,MAGIC PALACE,S'uup.,suup,1 +135352,482,242,"Boy: Let's go home, Dad.",1177000,TRUE,687,2167,Boy,MAGIC PALACE,"Let's go home, Dad.",lets go home dad,4 +135353,482,243,"Cregg Demon: I'm through with magic, son. I'm gonna move back to Canada and run for Parliament.",1180000,TRUE,5850,2167,Cregg Demon,MAGIC PALACE,"I'm through with magic, son. I'm gonna move back to Canada and run for Parliament.",im through with magic son im gonna move back to canada and run for parliament,15 +135354,482,244,(SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE: ext. springfield magic palace - night - establishing),1188000,FALSE,NA,3910,NA,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,NA,NA,NA +135355,482,245,"Homer Simpson: And, here you go. ""Do not give your coat to--"" Dammit!",1188000,TRUE,2,3910,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"And, here you go. ""Do not give your coat to--"" Dammit!",and here you go do not give your coat to-- dammit,11 +135356,482,246,"Marge Simpson: So, that's why Lisa excused herself a few minutes ago.",1207000,TRUE,1,3910,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"So, that's why Lisa excused herself a few minutes ago.",so thats why lisa excused herself a few minutes ago,10 +135357,482,247,"Raymondo: Now, once again, one of the most promising young magicians I have ever seen: the Great Simpsina! (TO LISA) Knock 'em dead, kid. I'll be in my dressing room.",1211000,TRUE,5848,3910,Raymondo,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"Now, once again, one of the most promising young magicians I have ever seen: the Great Simpsina! Knock 'em dead, kid. I'll be in my dressing room.",now once again one of the most promising young magicians i have ever seen the great simpsina knock em dead kid ill be in my dressing room,27 +135358,482,248,Bart Simpson: Tell me if she falls.,1227000,TRUE,8,3910,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,Tell me if she falls.,tell me if she falls,5 +135359,482,249,Milhouse Van Houten: (PUMPS FIST) Abraca-Milhouse!,1233000,TRUE,25,3910,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,Abraca-Milhouse!,abraca-milhouse,1 +135360,482,250,"Late Wife: (SWEET) Hello, Harvey.",1239000,TRUE,5854,3910,Late Wife,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"Hello, Harvey.",hello harvey,2 +135361,482,251,Raymondo: I've probably had enough.,1242000,TRUE,5848,3910,Raymondo,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,I've probably had enough.,ive probably had enough,4 +135362,482,252,"Raymondo: Eh, a little more couldn't hurt.",1245000,TRUE,5848,3910,Raymondo,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"Eh, a little more couldn't hurt.",eh a little more couldnt hurt,6 +135392,483,27,Selma Bouvier: (LOUD) Which of you losers is next in line?!,102000,TRUE,22,622,Selma Bouvier,Department of Motor Vehicles,Which of you losers is next in line?!,which of you losers is next in line,8 +135393,483,28,"Fat Tony: Hello... (READS NAMETAG) ""Selma."" I'd like to submit a change of address.",107000,TRUE,568,622,Fat Tony,Department of Motor Vehicles,"Hello... ""Selma."" I'd like to submit a change of address.",hello selma id like to submit a change of address,10 +135486,483,121,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - playground - day),519000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135363,482,253,"Ewell Freestone: (SING) AND THE YEAR'S FOURTH PEACH / IS A MOLDY PEACH / SHAME ON THE MAN THAT SELLS HIM / NOW THE YEAR'S FIFTH PEACH / IS A FUZZY PEACH / ITS KISSES ARE QUITE TICKLISH / AND THE YEAR'S SIXTH PEACH / IS A BRINING PEACH / IT TASTES SO FINE AND PICKLISH / AND THE YEAR'S SEVENTH PEACH / IS A LEARNED PEACH / IT'S WORKIN' ON A NOVEL / BUT THE YEAR'S EIGHTH PEACH / IS A REAL PROUD PEACH / YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT GROVEL / OH THE YEAR'S NINTH PEACH / IS A TOUGH OLD PEACH / BUT HE'LL MAKE A HEARTY STEW / AND THE YEAR'S TENTH PEACH IS A ROTTEN PEACH / TAKE A WHIFF, P-U / NOW THE--",1272000,TRUE,5846,3910,Ewell Freestone,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,"AND THE YEAR'S FOURTH PEACH / IS A MOLDY PEACH / SHAME ON THE MAN THAT SELLS HIM / NOW THE YEAR'S FIFTH PEACH / IS A FUZZY PEACH / ITS KISSES ARE QUITE TICKLISH / AND THE YEAR'S SIXTH PEACH / IS A BRINING PEACH / IT TASTES SO FINE AND PICKLISH / AND THE YEAR'S SEVENTH PEACH / IS A LEARNED PEACH / IT'S WORKIN' ON A NOVEL / BUT THE YEAR'S EIGHTH PEACH / IS A REAL PROUD PEACH / YOU'LL NEVER SEE IT GROVEL / OH THE YEAR'S NINTH PEACH / IS A TOUGH OLD PEACH / BUT HE'LL MAKE A HEARTY STEW / AND THE YEAR'S TENTH PEACH IS A ROTTEN PEACH / TAKE A WHIFF, P-U / NOW THE--",and the years fourth peach is a moldy peach shame on the man that sells him now the years fifth peach is a fuzzy peach its kisses are quite ticklish and the years sixth peach is a brining peach it tastes so fine and picklish and the years seventh peach is a learned peach its workin on a novel but the years eighth peach is a real proud peach youll never see it grovel oh the years ninth peach is a tough old peach but hell make a hearty stew and the years tenth peach is a rotten peach take a whiff p-u now the--,105 +135364,482,254,Ewell Freestone: (SPOKEN) Shush yourself.,1311000,TRUE,5846,3910,Ewell Freestone,SPRINGFIELD MAGIC PALACE,Shush yourself.,shush yourself,2 +135365,483,0,(SPRINGFIELD DMV: EXT. SPRINGFIELD DMV - day - establishing),32000,FALSE,NA,1416,NA,SPRINGFIELD DMV,NA,NA,NA +135366,483,1,(Springfield: Ext. SPRINGFIELD - DMV - CONTINUOUS),32000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +135367,483,2,"Homer Simpson: (GROANS) I was standing in this line to use the bathroom, but now my license is expired.",32000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"I was standing in this line to use the bathroom, but now my license is expired.",i was standing in this line to use the bathroom but now my license is expired,16 +135368,483,3,"Bart Simpson: Hey Dad, there's an arcade across the street... (POINTS TO ""NOISELAND"" ARCADE) and there's really no point in all of us waiting in line...",37000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Hey Dad, there's an arcade across the street... and there's really no point in all of us waiting in line...",hey dad theres an arcade across the street and theres really no point in all of us waiting in line,20 +135369,483,4,Homer Simpson: Hmm...,44000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Hmm...,hmm,1 +135370,483,5,(Noiseland Arcade: int. arcade - a little later),52000,FALSE,NA,101,NA,Noiseland Arcade,NA,NA,NA +135371,483,6,(Department of Motor Vehicles: Int. DMV - continuous),52000,FALSE,NA,622,NA,Department of Motor Vehicles,NA,NA,NA +135372,483,7,(Noiseland Arcade: Int. arcade - continuous),52000,FALSE,NA,101,NA,Noiseland Arcade,NA,NA,NA +135373,483,8,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) I was invited to that party!,52000,TRUE,8,101,Bart Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,I was invited to that party!,i was invited to that party,6 +135374,483,9,Homer Simpson: Boy that's good.,61000,TRUE,2,101,Homer Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,Boy that's good.,boy thats good,3 +135375,483,10,(Department of Motor Vehicles: int. dmv - later),65000,FALSE,NA,622,NA,Department of Motor Vehicles,NA,NA,NA +135376,483,11,Selma Bouvier: Next!,65000,TRUE,22,622,Selma Bouvier,Department of Motor Vehicles,Next!,next,1 +135377,483,12,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! First in line! (EDGES INTO LINE WITH THEM) Brought you a gift bag.,65000,TRUE,2,622,Homer Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,Woo hoo! First in line! Brought you a gift bag.,woo hoo first in line brought you a gift bag,10 +135378,483,13,Bart Simpson: (ANGRY) All that's left is banana Runts! That's the worst Runt!,70000,TRUE,8,622,Bart Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,All that's left is banana Runts! That's the worst Runt!,all thats left is banana runts thats the worst runt,10 +135379,483,14,"Bart Simpson: Back of the line, stranger!",75000,TRUE,8,622,Bart Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,"Back of the line, stranger!",back of the line stranger,5 +135380,483,15,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),75000,FALSE,2,622,Homer Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,NA,NA,NA +135381,483,16,"Lisa Simpson: We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line, and now it's time for our reward.",77000,TRUE,9,622,Lisa Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,"We used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line, and now it's time for our reward.",we used our last day of summer vacation standing in this line and now its time for our reward,19 +135382,483,17,Bart Simpson: Next in line! What am I bid for next in line?!,82000,TRUE,8,622,Bart Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,Next in line! What am I bid for next in line?!,next in line what am i bid for next in line,11 +135383,483,18,Carl Carlson: Five bucks!,85000,TRUE,170,622,Carl Carlson,Department of Motor Vehicles,Five bucks!,five bucks,2 +135384,483,19,Sideshow Mel: (HOLDING UP TEN DOLLAR BILL) Ten bones!,85000,TRUE,699,622,Sideshow Mel,Department of Motor Vehicles,Ten bones!,ten bones,2 +135385,483,20,Chief Wiggum: (HOLDS UP HOAGIE) Half a cheesesteak!,87000,TRUE,71,622,Chief Wiggum,Department of Motor Vehicles,Half a cheesesteak!,half a cheesesteak,3 +135386,483,21,Krusty the Clown: I'll perform at your birthday party! Sober!,88000,TRUE,139,622,Krusty the Clown,Department of Motor Vehicles,I'll perform at your birthday party! Sober!,ill perform at your birthday party sober,7 +135387,483,22,Chief Wiggum: Quarter of a cheesesteak!,90000,TRUE,71,622,Chief Wiggum,Department of Motor Vehicles,Quarter of a cheesesteak!,quarter of a cheesesteak,4 +135388,483,23,Groundskeeper Willie: A nest with a robin's egg!,92000,TRUE,404,622,Groundskeeper Willie,Department of Motor Vehicles,A nest with a robin's egg!,a nest with a robins egg,6 +135389,483,24,Chief Wiggum: The wrapper of a cheesesteak!,94000,TRUE,71,622,Chief Wiggum,Department of Motor Vehicles,The wrapper of a cheesesteak!,the wrapper of a cheesesteak,5 +135390,483,25,Fat Tony: I bid one lollipop.,95000,TRUE,568,622,Fat Tony,Department of Motor Vehicles,I bid one lollipop.,i bid one lollipop,4 +135391,483,26,"Lisa Simpson: Sold, to the lowest bidder!",100000,TRUE,9,622,Lisa Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,"Sold, to the lowest bidder!",sold to the lowest bidder,5 +135394,483,29,"Selma Bouvier: Leaving Mockingbird Lane, Mr. Munster?",113000,TRUE,22,622,Selma Bouvier,Department of Motor Vehicles,"Leaving Mockingbird Lane, Mr. Munster?",leaving mockingbird lane mr munster,5 +135395,483,30,Fat Tony: (FURIOUS) Excuse me?,116000,TRUE,568,622,Fat Tony,Department of Motor Vehicles,Excuse me?,excuse me,2 +135396,483,31,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, Aunt Selma's treating a mob boss like an ordinary taxpayer.",117000,TRUE,9,622,Lisa Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,"Dad, Aunt Selma's treating a mob boss like an ordinary taxpayer.",dad aunt selmas treating a mob boss like an ordinary taxpayer,11 +135397,483,32,Homer Simpson: (HAPPILY) And we've got front row seats!,122000,TRUE,2,622,Homer Simpson,Department of Motor Vehicles,And we've got front row seats!,and weve got front row seats,6 +135398,483,33,"Selma Bouvier: So, you here for an eye test? Read this.",125000,TRUE,22,622,Selma Bouvier,Department of Motor Vehicles,"So, you here for an eye test? Read this.",so you here for an eye test read this,9 +135399,483,34,Fat Tony: Process my form.,130000,TRUE,568,622,Fat Tony,Department of Motor Vehicles,Process my form.,process my form,3 +135400,483,35,Selma Bouvier: (CONDESCENDING SIGH) I'm afraid this is the wrong form. The one you want is on that table.,132000,TRUE,22,622,Selma Bouvier,Department of Motor Vehicles,I'm afraid this is the wrong form. The one you want is on that table.,im afraid this is the wrong form the one you want is on that table,15 +135401,483,36,"Fat Tony: And if I retrieve that form, will I be able to maintain my advantageous position in line?",136000,TRUE,568,622,Fat Tony,Department of Motor Vehicles,"And if I retrieve that form, will I be able to maintain my advantageous position in line?",and if i retrieve that form will i be able to maintain my advantageous position in line,17 +135402,483,37,Selma Bouvier: Try it and see.,145000,TRUE,22,622,Selma Bouvier,Department of Motor Vehicles,Try it and see.,try it and see,4 +135403,483,38,Selma Bouvier: Nope.,147000,TRUE,22,622,Selma Bouvier,Department of Motor Vehicles,Nope.,nope,1 +135404,483,39,Fat Tony: (MURDEROUS NOISE),147000,FALSE,568,622,Fat Tony,Department of Motor Vehicles,NA,NA,NA +135405,483,40,Selma Bouvier: (ECSTATIC) Ahhh...,164000,TRUE,22,622,Selma Bouvier,Department of Motor Vehicles,Ahhh...,ahhh,1 +135406,483,41,"Louie: Jeez, we had a safe full of gold in there and it didn't ride so low.",164000,TRUE,570,622,Louie,Department of Motor Vehicles,"Jeez, we had a safe full of gold in there and it didn't ride so low.",jeez we had a safe full of gold in there and it didnt ride so low,16 +135407,483,42,(Springfield Forest: EXT. SPRINGFIELD FOREST - WIDE ESTABLISHING SHOT - DAY),171000,FALSE,NA,1883,NA,Springfield Forest,NA,NA,NA +135408,483,43,(GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST: EXT. grassy area next to forest - continuous),171000,FALSE,NA,3911,NA,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,NA,NA,NA +135409,483,44,Lisa Simpson: My lick.,171000,TRUE,9,3911,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,My lick.,my lick,2 +135410,483,45,Bart Simpson: My lick.,172000,TRUE,8,3911,Bart Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,My lick.,my lick,2 +135411,483,46,Lisa Simpson: My lick.,174000,TRUE,9,3911,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,My lick.,my lick,2 +135412,483,47,Bart Simpson: Hey -- you licked the back! That was my side!,175000,TRUE,8,3911,Bart Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,Hey -- you licked the back! That was my side!,hey -- you licked the back that was my side,10 +135413,483,48,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP) Brother germs!,177000,TRUE,9,3911,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,Brother germs!,brother germs,2 +135414,483,49,Bart Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Sister spit!,181000,TRUE,8,3911,Bart Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,Sister spit!,sister spit,2 +135415,483,50,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, this is a truffle.",193000,TRUE,9,3911,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,"Bart, this is a truffle.",bart this is a truffle,5 +135416,483,51,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED) You're a truffle.,195000,TRUE,8,3911,Bart Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,You're a truffle.,youre a truffle,3 +135417,483,52,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) A truffle is a fungus that grows in tree roots. It's one of the most prized gourmet foods in the world.,196000,TRUE,9,3911,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,A truffle is a fungus that grows in tree roots. It's one of the most prized gourmet foods in the world.,a truffle is a fungus that grows in tree roots its one of the most prized gourmet foods in the world,21 +135418,483,53,Bart Simpson: Only you can make tree poop boring.,203000,TRUE,8,3911,Bart Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,Only you can make tree poop boring.,only you can make tree poop boring,7 +135419,483,54,"Lisa Simpson: (AMAZED NOISE) Bart, you can find them by smell! That's amazing! Restaurateurs use highly-trained pigs to sniff these out.",211000,TRUE,9,3911,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,"Bart, you can find them by smell! That's amazing! Restaurateurs use highly-trained pigs to sniff these out.",bart you can find them by smell thats amazing restaurateurs use highly-trained pigs to sniff these out,17 +135420,483,55,"Luigi: (FRUSTRATED) Come on, numb nose. Sniff me a truffle! I don't know why I flew you in from Italy! First class, no less! Plus you forget to get miles!",218000,TRUE,1435,3911,Luigi,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,"Come on, numb nose. Sniff me a truffle! I don't know why I flew you in from Italy! First class, no less! Plus you forget to get miles!",come on numb nose sniff me a truffle i dont know why i flew you in from italy first class no less plus you forget to get miles,28 +135421,483,56,Lisa Simpson: Interested in these?,229000,TRUE,9,3911,Lisa Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,Interested in these?,interested in these,3 +135422,483,57,Luigi: Eh? (HUGE GASP) Jody Maroni! But where is your truffle pig?,231000,TRUE,1435,3911,Luigi,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,Eh? Jody Maroni! But where is your truffle pig?,eh jody maroni but where is your truffle pig,9 +135423,483,58,Bart Simpson: (PROUDLY) You're lookin' at him.,236000,TRUE,8,3911,Bart Simpson,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,You're lookin' at him.,youre lookin at him,4 +135424,483,59,"Luigi: A human pig! (MAKES SIGN OF THE CROSS) Thank you, Lord, for this abomination.",238000,TRUE,1435,3911,Luigi,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,"A human pig! Thank you, Lord, for this abomination.",a human pig thank you lord for this abomination,9 +135425,483,60,"Luigi: Eh, eh, eh! You know-a the rule: no truffles for truffle pigs!",242000,TRUE,1435,3911,Luigi,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,"Eh, eh, eh! You know-a the rule: no truffles for truffle pigs!",eh eh eh you know-a the rule no truffles for truffle pigs,12 +135426,483,61,Luigi: (MENACING) And now that I have him... I find a new use for you in my kitchen.,248000,TRUE,1435,3911,Luigi,GRASSY AREA NEXT TO FOREST,And now that I have him... I find a new use for you in my kitchen.,and now that i have him i find a new use for you in my kitchen,16 +135427,483,62,(Luigi's: Int. luigi's - kitchen - night),254000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +135428,483,63,"Luigi: Yeah, that one's-a good. Start on these.",254000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,"Yeah, that one's-a good. Start on these.",yeah that ones-a good start on these,7 +135429,483,64,"Luigi: Hey, don't run with the knife! Ah, stupid pig!",260000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,"Hey, don't run with the knife! Ah, stupid pig!",hey dont run with the knife ah stupid pig,9 +135430,483,65,"Luigi: And I'll-a pay you top dollar for any more truffles you find. And whenever you eat here, you get the best table. Not the one that goes (MIMES TIPPY TABLE) a-tikit-a-tikit-a-tikit-a. Very nice.",264000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,"And I'll-a pay you top dollar for any more truffles you find. And whenever you eat here, you get the best table. Not the one that goes a-tikit-a-tikit-a-tikit-a. Very nice.",and ill-a pay you top dollar for any more truffles you find and whenever you eat here you get the best table not the one that goes a-tikit-a-tikit-a-tikit-a very nice,30 +135431,483,66,(DOCKS: ext. docks - warehouse - night - establishing),282000,FALSE,NA,3101,NA,DOCKS,NA,NA,NA +135432,483,67,Selma Bouvier: (STRUGGLING NOISES),282000,FALSE,22,3101,Selma Bouvier,DOCKS,NA,NA,NA +135433,483,68,(Warehouse: int. warehouse - continuous),282000,FALSE,NA,532,NA,Warehouse,NA,NA,NA +135434,483,69,Selma Bouvier: (DEFIANT) The view was better inside the sack.,282000,TRUE,22,532,Selma Bouvier,Warehouse,The view was better inside the sack.,the view was better inside the sack,7 +135435,483,70,"Fat Tony: (IMPRESSED) You are one tough cookie. I tell you what, I'll let you pick which body part I cut off first.",284000,TRUE,568,532,Fat Tony,Warehouse,"You are one tough cookie. I tell you what, I'll let you pick which body part I cut off first.",you are one tough cookie i tell you what ill let you pick which body part i cut off first,20 +135436,483,71,Selma Bouvier: Fine. I choose my love handles.,291000,TRUE,22,532,Selma Bouvier,Warehouse,Fine. I choose my love handles.,fine i choose my love handles,6 +135437,483,72,Fat Tony: What?,293000,TRUE,568,532,Fat Tony,Warehouse,What?,what,1 +135438,483,73,"Selma Bouvier: Then my arm wattles, my cankles, and finish off with my excess back fat.",293000,TRUE,22,532,Selma Bouvier,Warehouse,"Then my arm wattles, my cankles, and finish off with my excess back fat.",then my arm wattles my cankles and finish off with my excess back fat,14 +135439,483,74,"Fat Tony: You do not register the level of fear, say, Louie here would.",298000,TRUE,568,532,Fat Tony,Warehouse,"You do not register the level of fear, say, Louie here would.",you do not register the level of fear say louie here would,12 +135440,483,75,Louie: (TO SELMA) Yeah -- show some respect for the process!,302000,TRUE,570,532,Louie,Warehouse,Yeah -- show some respect for the process!,yeah -- show some respect for the process,8 +135441,483,76,"Selma Bouvier: You asked what I wanted cut off, and I want lipo. Lots of lipo. Or are you not a man of your word?",304000,TRUE,22,532,Selma Bouvier,Warehouse,"You asked what I wanted cut off, and I want lipo. Lots of lipo. Or are you not a man of your word?",you asked what i wanted cut off and i want lipo lots of lipo or are you not a man of your word,23 +135442,483,77,Fat Tony: (HEARTY LAUGH) I like you. I don't know whether to knock you on your kisser or kiss you on your knockers.,315000,TRUE,568,532,Fat Tony,Warehouse,I like you. I don't know whether to knock you on your kisser or kiss you on your knockers.,i like you i dont know whether to knock you on your kisser or kiss you on your knockers,19 +135443,483,78,"Selma Bouvier: (FLIRTY CHUCKLE) I don't know whether to peck you on the kisser, or kiss you on the--",320000,TRUE,22,532,Selma Bouvier,Warehouse,"I don't know whether to peck you on the kisser, or kiss you on the--",i dont know whether to peck you on the kisser or kiss you on the--,15 +135444,483,79,Fat Tony: (SMILES) You shall have your lipo. (TO LOUIE) Call our doctor friend who owes us a favor.,325000,TRUE,568,532,Fat Tony,Warehouse,You shall have your lipo. Call our doctor friend who owes us a favor.,you shall have your lipo call our doctor friend who owes us a favor,14 +135445,483,80,"Louie: Actually, we owe him a favor.",329000,TRUE,570,532,Louie,Warehouse,"Actually, we owe him a favor.",actually we owe him a favor,6 +135446,483,81,"Fat Tony: Do him two favors, (SCARY) then remind him that he owes us a favor.",330000,TRUE,568,532,Fat Tony,Warehouse,"Do him two favors, then remind him that he owes us a favor.",do him two favors then remind him that he owes us a favor,13 +135447,483,82,(Plastic Surgeon's Office: int. plastic surgeon's office - day - later),336000,FALSE,NA,3341,NA,Plastic Surgeon's Office,NA,NA,NA +135448,483,83,"Doctor: Tony, the surgery was a complete success, so can I take your cousin, the (MAKES QUOTES) ""anesthesiologist"" off the payroll?",336000,TRUE,516,3341,Doctor,Plastic Surgeon's Office,"Tony, the surgery was a complete success, so can I take your cousin, the ""anesthesiologist"" off the payroll?",tony the surgery was a complete success so can i take your cousin the anesthesiologist off the payroll,18 +135449,483,84,Fat Tony: You certainly may. Now where is my Selma?,344000,TRUE,568,3341,Fat Tony,Plastic Surgeon's Office,You certainly may. Now where is my Selma?,you certainly may now where is my selma,8 +135450,483,85,Selma Bouvier: Here's the part that's not in the trash.,348000,TRUE,22,3341,Selma Bouvier,Plastic Surgeon's Office,Here's the part that's not in the trash.,heres the part thats not in the trash,8 +135451,483,86,"Fat Tony: (SMOOTHES HAIR) Ooh... Boys, I'd like a little privacy with Selma. Why don't you take the doctor out back?",351000,TRUE,568,3341,Fat Tony,Plastic Surgeon's Office,"Ooh... Boys, I'd like a little privacy with Selma. Why don't you take the doctor out back?",ooh boys id like a little privacy with selma why dont you take the doctor out back,17 +135452,483,87,"Louie: Should we take care of him, or ""take care of him""?",358000,TRUE,570,3341,Louie,Plastic Surgeon's Office,"Should we take care of him, or ""take care of him""?",should we take care of him or take care of him,11 +135453,483,88,Fat Tony: (SERIOUS) Take care of him.,361000,TRUE,568,3341,Fat Tony,Plastic Surgeon's Office,Take care of him.,take care of him,4 +135485,483,120,Fat Tony: PAESI CHE NON HO MAI / VEDUTO E VISSUTO CON TE,507000,TRUE,568,3912,Fat Tony,FBI Surveillance Truck,PAESI CHE NON HO MAI / VEDUTO E VISSUTO CON TE,paesi che non ho mai veduto e vissuto con te,10 +135454,483,89,"Louie: (TO LEGS, SOTTO) I don't know what that meant. Was it the first one or the second one? I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna ""take care of me.""",364000,TRUE,570,3341,Louie,Plastic Surgeon's Office,"I don't know what that meant. Was it the first one or the second one? I can't ask him, otherwise he's gonna ""take care of me.""",i dont know what that meant was it the first one or the second one i cant ask him otherwise hes gonna take care of me,26 +135455,483,90,Fat Tony: Now to take care of you.,367000,TRUE,568,3341,Fat Tony,Plastic Surgeon's Office,Now to take care of you.,now to take care of you,6 +135456,483,91,"Selma Bouvier: (FLIRTY) Take care of me or ""take care of me?""",371000,TRUE,22,3341,Selma Bouvier,Plastic Surgeon's Office,"Take care of me or ""take care of me?""",take care of me or take care of me,9 +135457,483,92,Fat Tony: The one that's this one!,376000,TRUE,568,3341,Fat Tony,Plastic Surgeon's Office,The one that's this one!,the one thats this one,5 +135458,483,93,Selma Bouvier: (TURNED-ON NOISE),376000,FALSE,22,3341,Selma Bouvier,Plastic Surgeon's Office,NA,NA,NA +135459,483,94,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - AFTERNOON),383000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135460,483,95,"Marge Simpson: Selma, I just can't get over the new you.",383000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Selma, I just can't get over the new you.",selma i just cant get over the new you,9 +135461,483,96,Selma Bouvier: The world's a different place when you've got a waist. The clerk in the electronics store asked me if I needed help!,386000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,The world's a different place when you've got a waist. The clerk in the electronics store asked me if I needed help!,the worlds a different place when youve got a waist the clerk in the electronics store asked me if i needed help,22 +135462,483,97,Patty Bouvier: (VERY IMPRESSED NOISE),386000,FALSE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135463,483,98,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Well, well, well, if it isn't ""before"" and ""after."" (CHUCKLES) Blob and Blob Lite. Tweedle Yuck and Tweedle Blecch. (CHUCKLES)",393000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, well, well, if it isn't ""before"" and ""after."" Blob and Blob Lite. Tweedle Yuck and Tweedle Blecch.",well well well if it isnt before and after blob and blob lite tweedle yuck and tweedle blecch,18 +135464,483,99,Fat Tony: (CLEARS THROAT) I hope I'm not interrupting.,402000,TRUE,568,5,Fat Tony,Simpson Home,I hope I'm not interrupting.,i hope im not interrupting,5 +135465,483,100,"Homer Simpson: (SCARED, COVERING) Fat Tony! I was just complimenting your beautiful girlfriend... while insulting her hideous twin.",405000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fat Tony! I was just complimenting your beautiful girlfriend... while insulting her hideous twin.,fat tony i was just complimenting your beautiful girlfriend while insulting her hideous twin,14 +135466,483,101,"Marge Simpson: I'm sorry, Fat Tony. My husband doesn't realize what he's saying, then, five seconds later:",411000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, Fat Tony. My husband doesn't realize what he's saying, then, five seconds later:",im sorry fat tony my husband doesnt realize what hes saying then five seconds later,15 +135467,483,102,Homer Simpson: (REALIZING) Oh my God!,418000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my God!,oh my god,3 +135468,483,103,"Fat Tony: (TO HOMER) All will be forgiven... (THREATENING) If, you sketch a portrait of Patty showing her inner beauty.",419000,TRUE,568,5,Fat Tony,Simpson Home,"All will be forgiven... If, you sketch a portrait of Patty showing her inner beauty.",all will be forgiven if you sketch a portrait of patty showing her inner beauty,15 +135469,483,104,Homer Simpson: (HUMBLE) You are cruel but fair.,426000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You are cruel but fair.,you are cruel but fair,5 +135470,483,105,Homer Simpson: (HUMMING NOISES),426000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135471,483,106,(Simpson Kitchen: Int. Simpson kitchen - later),443000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +135472,483,107,Homer Simpson: I'm trying. I swear I'm trying.,443000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I'm trying. I swear I'm trying.,im trying i swear im trying,6 +135473,483,108,Homer Simpson: Dammit!,450000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Dammit!,dammit,1 +135474,483,109,(Springfield Harbor: EXT. SPRINGFIELD HARBOR - sunset),469000,FALSE,NA,679,NA,Springfield Harbor,NA,NA,NA +135475,483,110,Fat Tony: I love it here. The way the sun goes down like a crooked boxer.,469000,TRUE,568,679,Fat Tony,Springfield Harbor,I love it here. The way the sun goes down like a crooked boxer.,i love it here the way the sun goes down like a crooked boxer,14 +135476,483,111,"Fat Tony: Selma, in this matto, svitato world...you've got to hold on to the good things.",474000,TRUE,568,679,Fat Tony,Springfield Harbor,"Selma, in this matto, svitato world...you've got to hold on to the good things.",selma in this matto svitato worldyouve got to hold on to the good things,14 +135477,483,112,Frankie the Squealer: Whoa! Sounds like someone's gonna propose here!,480000,TRUE,3920,679,Frankie the Squealer,Springfield Harbor,Whoa! Sounds like someone's gonna propose here!,whoa sounds like someones gonna propose here,7 +135478,483,113,Johnny Tightlips: Shut up! You're spoilin' the mood.,484000,TRUE,3155,679,Johnny Tightlips,Springfield Harbor,Shut up! You're spoilin' the mood.,shut up youre spoilin the mood,6 +135479,483,114,Selma Bouvier: (DREAMY EYED) This is how I always pictured this moment.,485000,TRUE,22,679,Selma Bouvier,Springfield Harbor,This is how I always pictured this moment.,this is how i always pictured this moment,8 +135480,483,115,"Frankie the Squealer: (UNDERWATER, TOUCHED) Awwww...",489000,TRUE,3920,679,Frankie the Squealer,Springfield Harbor,Awwww...,awwww,1 +135481,483,116,"Fat Tony: Selma, will you share my life with me?",491000,TRUE,568,679,Fat Tony,Springfield Harbor,"Selma, will you share my life with me?",selma will you share my life with me,8 +135482,483,117,"Selma Bouvier: Oh Tony, if there were an Italian word for ""yes,"" I'd be saying it right now.",494000,TRUE,22,679,Selma Bouvier,Springfield Harbor,"Oh Tony, if there were an Italian word for ""yes,"" I'd be saying it right now.",oh tony if there were an italian word for yes id be saying it right now,16 +135483,483,118,"Fat Tony: (SINGS ANDREA BOCELLI'S ""CON TE PARTIRO"") CON TE PARTIRO...",500000,TRUE,568,679,Fat Tony,Springfield Harbor,CON TE PARTIRO...,con te partiro,3 +135484,483,119,(FBI Surveillance Truck: Int. FBI surveillance truck - continuous),507000,FALSE,NA,3912,NA,FBI Surveillance Truck,NA,NA,NA +135521,483,156,(RECEPTION HALL: Int. reception hall - later),641000,FALSE,NA,611,NA,RECEPTION HALL,NA,NA,NA +135487,483,122,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) How many truffles did you get?,519000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How many truffles did you get?,how many truffles did you get,6 +135488,483,123,Bart Simpson: More than I can count.,521000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,More than I can count.,more than i can count,5 +135489,483,124,Lisa Simpson: (GREEDILY) Brown gold... Tuscan tea...,524000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Brown gold... Tuscan tea...,brown gold tuscan tea,4 +135490,483,125,Bart Simpson: Just think of what we can do with that moolah.,526000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Just think of what we can do with that moolah.,just think of what we can do with that moolah,10 +135491,483,126,"Seymour Skinner: (LOOKING AROUND) Hm, I can't find my car.",529000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Hm, I can't find my car.",hm i cant find my car,6 +135492,483,127,Bart Simpson: (DEVILISH CHUCKLE),529000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135493,483,128,Gary Chalmers: (SCREAM) Nooooo!,539000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Nooooo!,nooooo,1 +135494,483,129,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES),539000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135495,483,130,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, I am putting this money safely in the bank where you will earn zero point zero zero one percent interest.",544000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart, I am putting this money safely in the bank where you will earn zero point zero zero one percent interest.",bart i am putting this money safely in the bank where you will earn zero point zero zero one percent interest,21 +135496,483,131,"Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED WHISTLE) That's a lot of zeros! You know, all this truffle hunting has made me a little thirsty. Can we go home now?",553000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"That's a lot of zeros! You know, all this truffle hunting has made me a little thirsty. Can we go home now?",thats a lot of zeros you know all this truffle hunting has made me a little thirsty can we go home now,22 +135497,483,132,Lisa Simpson: (HOLDS UP TRUFFLE) Three more big ones and we'll talk.,558000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Three more big ones and we'll talk.,three more big ones and well talk,7 +135498,483,133,Bart Simpson: How big?,560000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How big?,how big,2 +135499,483,134,Lisa Simpson: As big as a baby's head.,560000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,As big as a baby's head.,as big as a babys head,6 +135500,483,135,Bart Simpson: Okay.,562000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Okay.,okay,1 +135501,483,136,Lisa Simpson: That baby's head.,562000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That baby's head.,that babys head,3 +135502,483,137,"Cletus Spuckler: That tick sure done swelled you up, Normalhead Joe.",565000,TRUE,1413,3,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Elementary School,"That tick sure done swelled you up, Normalhead Joe.",that tick sure done swelled you up normalhead joe,9 +135503,483,138,"Bart Simpson: (MOANS) Oh, man!",570000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, man!",oh man,2 +135504,483,139,(Springfield Four Seasons: Ext. Springfield Four Seasons - day),577000,FALSE,NA,2837,NA,Springfield Four Seasons,NA,NA,NA +135505,483,140,(Hotel: INT. hotel - continuous),577000,FALSE,NA,420,NA,Hotel,NA,NA,NA +135506,483,141,Priest: Vi dichiaro marito e presunta moglie. You may now kiss one another.,577000,TRUE,1393,420,Priest,Hotel,Vi dichiaro marito e presunta moglie. You may now kiss one another.,vi dichiaro marito e presunta moglie you may now kiss one another,12 +135507,483,142,"Homer Simpson: (THRILLED) Yes! I'm so happy I lived to see this day! (SOTTO TO MARGE) He did give her the kiss of death, right?",586000,TRUE,2,420,Homer Simpson,Hotel,"Yes! I'm so happy I lived to see this day! He did give her the kiss of death, right?",yes im so happy i lived to see this day he did give her the kiss of death right,19 +135508,483,143,Marge Simpson: No!,593000,TRUE,1,420,Marge Simpson,Hotel,No!,no,1 +135509,483,144,Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN) I decorated her car for nothing.,594000,TRUE,2,420,Homer Simpson,Hotel,I decorated her car for nothing.,i decorated her car for nothing,6 +135510,483,145,(Hotel Parking Lot: Ext. hotel parking lot - day),604000,FALSE,NA,3913,NA,Hotel Parking Lot,NA,NA,NA +135511,483,146,(Hotel: Int. hotel - banquet room - a little later),604000,FALSE,NA,420,NA,Hotel,NA,NA,NA +135512,483,147,Marge Simpson: Excuse me. We can't find our seats. Marge and Homer Simpson.,604000,TRUE,1,420,Marge Simpson,Hotel,Excuse me. We can't find our seats. Marge and Homer Simpson.,excuse me we cant find our seats marge and homer simpson,11 +135513,483,148,"Wedding Planner: Ah yes, you're at table forty-six.",609000,TRUE,5855,420,Wedding Planner,Hotel,"Ah yes, you're at table forty-six.",ah yes youre at table forty-six,6 +135514,483,149,Wedding Planner: Right this way.,612000,TRUE,5855,420,Wedding Planner,Hotel,Right this way.,right this way,3 +135515,483,150,"Marge Simpson: Hm, there must be some mistake.",614000,TRUE,1,420,Marge Simpson,Hotel,"Hm, there must be some mistake.",hm there must be some mistake,6 +135516,483,151,"Wedding Planner: (SLIGHT SCOFF) Oh, it's no mistake.",617000,TRUE,5855,420,Wedding Planner,Hotel,"Oh, it's no mistake.",oh its no mistake,4 +135517,483,152,"Wedding Planner: That table is Tony and his friends. This table is the DMV. This one, Legitimate Businessmen of Shelbyville. (POINTING AT MORE TABLES) FBI... children's table... gifts... then you.",620000,TRUE,5855,420,Wedding Planner,Hotel,"That table is Tony and his friends. This table is the DMV. This one, Legitimate Businessmen of Shelbyville. FBI... children's table... gifts... then you.",that table is tony and his friends this table is the dmv this one legitimate businessmen of shelbyville fbi childrens table gifts then you,24 +135518,483,153,Comic Book Guy: And how do you know the bride?,629000,TRUE,801,420,Comic Book Guy,Hotel,And how do you know the bride?,and how do you know the bride,7 +135519,483,154,Marge Simpson: I'm her sister. (MAD) And you?,632000,TRUE,1,420,Marge Simpson,Hotel,I'm her sister. And you?,im her sister and you,5 +135520,483,155,Comic Book Guy: I bought her ping-pong table on Craig's List. Color yourself slighted.,634000,TRUE,801,420,Comic Book Guy,Hotel,I bought her ping-pong table on Craig's List. Color yourself slighted.,i bought her ping-pong table on craigs list color yourself slighted,11 +135522,483,157,"Selma Bouvier: So, how's your Tiramisu?",641000,TRUE,22,611,Selma Bouvier,RECEPTION HALL,"So, how's your Tiramisu?",so hows your tiramisu,4 +135523,483,158,Lisa Simpson: (SNIPPY) We haven't even gotten our salads yet.,643000,TRUE,9,611,Lisa Simpson,RECEPTION HALL,We haven't even gotten our salads yet.,we havent even gotten our salads yet,7 +135524,483,159,"Fat Tony: So, who wants a picture with the happy couple?",646000,TRUE,568,611,Fat Tony,RECEPTION HALL,"So, who wants a picture with the happy couple?",so who wants a picture with the happy couple,9 +135525,483,160,Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) Why did you seat us in Siberia?,650000,TRUE,1,611,Marge Simpson,RECEPTION HALL,Why did you seat us in Siberia?,why did you seat us in siberia,7 +135526,483,161,Selma Bouvier: (SOTTO) Because somebody's husband has a reputation for embarrassing himself in public situations.,653000,TRUE,22,611,Selma Bouvier,RECEPTION HALL,Because somebody's husband has a reputation for embarrassing himself in public situations.,because somebodys husband has a reputation for embarrassing himself in public situations,12 +135527,483,162,"Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) He's on his best behavior, which is very impressive considering he's mad about a sports result.",659000,TRUE,1,611,Marge Simpson,RECEPTION HALL,"He's on his best behavior, which is very impressive considering he's mad about a sports result.",hes on his best behavior which is very impressive considering hes mad about a sports result,16 +135528,483,163,Homer Simpson: (GRUMBLING) Lousy Saint Louis Cardinals. Can't win the nineteen eighty-five World Series on Classic Sports.,665000,TRUE,2,611,Homer Simpson,RECEPTION HALL,Lousy Saint Louis Cardinals. Can't win the nineteen eighty-five World Series on Classic Sports.,lousy saint louis cardinals cant win the nineteen eighty-five world series on classic sports,14 +135529,483,164,Fat Tony: Smile for the camera.,671000,TRUE,568,611,Fat Tony,RECEPTION HALL,Smile for the camera.,smile for the camera,4 +135530,483,165,"Marge Simpson: (THROUGH TEETH, QUICKLY) I was never sure about this marriage.",674000,TRUE,1,611,Marge Simpson,RECEPTION HALL,I was never sure about this marriage.,i was never sure about this marriage,7 +135531,483,166,"Selma Bouvier: With that attitude, don't bother coming to the brunch tomorrow.",676000,TRUE,22,611,Selma Bouvier,RECEPTION HALL,"With that attitude, don't bother coming to the brunch tomorrow.",with that attitude dont bother coming to the brunch tomorrow,10 +135532,483,167,Marge Simpson: We're throwing the brunch!,680000,TRUE,1,611,Marge Simpson,RECEPTION HALL,We're throwing the brunch!,were throwing the brunch,4 +135533,483,168,"Fat Tony: Man, that photographer got everything.",689000,TRUE,568,611,Fat Tony,RECEPTION HALL,"Man, that photographer got everything.",man that photographer got everything,5 +135534,483,169,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - a few days later),696000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135535,483,170,Marge Simpson: I still can't believe it. I have never been so snubbed at one of Selma's weddings.,696000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I still can't believe it. I have never been so snubbed at one of Selma's weddings.,i still cant believe it i have never been so snubbed at one of selmas weddings,16 +135536,483,171,"Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE) Fat Tony! Are you gonna cut my head off and leave it in a manger scene at Christmas? And then an old Italian nun finds it. And she's all... (IMITATES ELDERLY NUN) No, no, no, oh, no, no! He's too beautiful to die! Ohhhh!",703000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fat Tony! Are you gonna cut my head off and leave it in a manger scene at Christmas? And then an old Italian nun finds it. And she's all... No, no, no, oh, no, no! He's too beautiful to die! Ohhhh!",fat tony are you gonna cut my head off and leave it in a manger scene at christmas and then an old italian nun finds it and shes all no no no oh no no hes too beautiful to die ohhhh,41 +135537,483,172,"Fat Tony: Homer, to restore the sisterical bond, you and Marge are invited to spend the weekend with us at our house down the shore.",713000,TRUE,568,5,Fat Tony,Simpson Home,"Homer, to restore the sisterical bond, you and Marge are invited to spend the weekend with us at our house down the shore.",homer to restore the sisterical bond you and marge are invited to spend the weekend with us at our house down the shore,23 +135538,483,173,"Homer Simpson: Hm. (HUGE EXCITED GASP) So, should I bring a towel?",727000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm. So, should I bring a towel?",hm so should i bring a towel,7 +135539,483,174,Fat Tony: We have towels.,731000,TRUE,568,5,Fat Tony,Simpson Home,We have towels.,we have towels,3 +135540,483,175,"Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Um, I take a special size.",733000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Um, I take a special size.",um i take a special size,6 +135541,483,176,(Springfield Forest: Ext. Springfield forest - day),739000,FALSE,NA,1883,NA,Springfield Forest,NA,NA,NA +135542,483,177,"Homer Simpson: Come on, Bart. We've been out here for hours.",739000,TRUE,2,1883,Homer Simpson,Springfield Forest,"Come on, Bart. We've been out here for hours.",come on bart weve been out here for hours,9 +135543,483,178,Homer Simpson: Maybe we've found all the truffles. The only thing I've dug up was these weird-looking mushrooms.,742000,TRUE,2,1883,Homer Simpson,Springfield Forest,Maybe we've found all the truffles. The only thing I've dug up was these weird-looking mushrooms.,maybe weve found all the truffles the only thing ive dug up was these weird-looking mushrooms,16 +135544,483,179,Homer Simpson: (WALKING UP) I'll dispose of those for you.,747000,TRUE,2,1883,Homer Simpson,Springfield Forest,I'll dispose of those for you.,ill dispose of those for you,6 +135545,483,180,"Otto Mann: ""Koyaanisqatsi,"" you're about to get watched!",749000,TRUE,52,1883,Otto Mann,Springfield Forest,"""Koyaanisqatsi,"" you're about to get watched!",koyaanisqatsi youre about to get watched,6 +135546,483,181,"Otto Mann: (SIGHS) Listen, why don't we just stop this and divide the money.",752000,TRUE,52,1883,Otto Mann,Springfield Forest,"Listen, why don't we just stop this and divide the money.",listen why dont we just stop this and divide the money,11 +135547,483,182,"Otto Mann: The money? No, no, no, no, no, no. The money is working for us -- what's not working is your stupid sense of smell!",756000,TRUE,52,1883,Otto Mann,Springfield Forest,"The money? No, no, no, no, no, no. The money is working for us -- what's not working is your stupid sense of smell!",the money no no no no no no the money is working for us -- whats not working is your stupid sense of smell,24 +135548,483,183,Bart Simpson: All I smell here is desperation.,763000,TRUE,8,1883,Bart Simpson,Springfield Forest,All I smell here is desperation.,all i smell here is desperation,6 +135549,483,184,"Otto Mann: Ooh, commentary by Philip Glass!",773000,TRUE,52,1883,Otto Mann,Springfield Forest,"Ooh, commentary by Philip Glass!",ooh commentary by philip glass,5 +135550,483,185,Otto Mann: (PUZZLED NOISE),773000,FALSE,52,1883,Otto Mann,Springfield Forest,NA,NA,NA +135551,483,186,Otto Mann: (CREEPY) No more distractions! Find those truffles! Mush!,781000,TRUE,52,1883,Otto Mann,Springfield Forest,No more distractions! Find those truffles! Mush!,no more distractions find those truffles mush,7 +135552,483,187,"Bart Simpson: If you think that makes me a better musher, you're wrong. (SNIFFING) Wait a second...",785000,TRUE,8,1883,Bart Simpson,Springfield Forest,"If you think that makes me a better musher, you're wrong. Wait a second...",if you think that makes me a better musher youre wrong wait a second,14 +135553,483,188,Bart Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),785000,FALSE,8,1883,Bart Simpson,Springfield Forest,NA,NA,NA +135554,483,189,Bart Simpson: This is our house. There's nothing buried here but hopes and dreams!,794000,TRUE,8,1883,Bart Simpson,Springfield Forest,This is our house. There's nothing buried here but hopes and dreams!,this is our house theres nothing buried here but hopes and dreams,12 +135555,483,190,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - hallway/Lisa's room - continuous),804000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135556,483,191,Bart Simpson: The truffle's right over here!,804000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,The truffle's right over here!,the truffles right over here,5 +135557,483,192,Bart Simpson: (PUZZLED) Truffle's in your room? I thought you'd been selling them!,810000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Truffle's in your room? I thought you'd been selling them!,truffles in your room i thought youd been selling them,10 +135558,483,193,Bart Simpson: (ADMITTING) Bart... I haven't been selling the truffles. I've been eating them.,813000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart... I haven't been selling the truffles. I've been eating them.,bart i havent been selling the truffles ive been eating them,11 +135559,483,194,Bart Simpson: Really? Why?,818000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? Why?,really why,2 +135560,483,195,"Bart Simpson: (BREAKING DOWN) Vegetarian food is so boring! Pasta, soy... you know what's a bad pizza topping? Broccoli!",820000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Vegetarian food is so boring! Pasta, soy... you know what's a bad pizza topping? Broccoli!",vegetarian food is so boring pasta soy you know whats a bad pizza topping broccoli,15 +135561,483,196,Bart Simpson: But I worked so hard! I've got dirt under my fingernails I'll never get out. Not that I'm gonna try.,827000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,But I worked so hard! I've got dirt under my fingernails I'll never get out. Not that I'm gonna try.,but i worked so hard ive got dirt under my fingernails ill never get out not that im gonna try,20 +135562,483,197,"Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry, Bart! Take the last truffle... do whatever you want. Sell it, eat it...",832000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, Bart! Take the last truffle... do whatever you want. Sell it, eat it...",im sorry bart take the last truffle do whatever you want sell it eat it,15 +135563,483,198,Bart Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL) Or give it to someone who deserves it.,836000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Or give it to someone who deserves it.,or give it to someone who deserves it,8 +135564,483,199,(Luigi's: Ext. luigi's - alley - later),841000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +135565,483,200,"Bart Simpson: You spent your life searching for these, but you never had one.",841000,TRUE,8,1186,Bart Simpson,Luigi's,"You spent your life searching for these, but you never had one.",you spent your life searching for these but you never had one,12 +135566,483,201,"Bart Simpson: Well, this is yours.",844000,TRUE,8,1186,Bart Simpson,Luigi's,"Well, this is yours.",well this is yours,4 +135567,483,202,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, you've done a truly kind thing.",847000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,"Bart, you've done a truly kind thing.",bart youve done a truly kind thing,7 +135568,483,203,Pig: (CRAZED PIG NOISES),847000,FALSE,962,1186,Pig,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +135569,483,204,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, so that's why they don't give pigs truffles.",867000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,"Oh, so that's why they don't give pigs truffles.",oh so thats why they dont give pigs truffles,9 +135570,483,205,(Highway: ext. highway - day),873000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +135571,483,206,(Simpson Car: int. simpson car - continuous),873000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +135572,483,207,Marge Simpson: (INDIGNANT) I don't think this is a good idea at all. The only husband of Selma's I liked was Disco Stu. He was so upbeat till he found out she didn't care for disco.,873000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,I don't think this is a good idea at all. The only husband of Selma's I liked was Disco Stu. He was so upbeat till he found out she didn't care for disco.,i dont think this is a good idea at all the only husband of selmas i liked was disco stu he was so upbeat till he found out she didnt care for disco,33 +135573,483,208,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, that's his thing. Anyway, Fat Tony and I think this is a chance to patch things up between you and Selma. Plus it's a free weekend at the beach.",883000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Yeah, that's his thing. Anyway, Fat Tony and I think this is a chance to patch things up between you and Selma. Plus it's a free weekend at the beach.",yeah thats his thing anyway fat tony and i think this is a chance to patch things up between you and selma plus its a free weekend at the beach,30 +135574,483,209,"Legs: Hey Louie. Don't ask me why, but I got a funny feeling about the new guy.",893000,TRUE,569,151,Legs,Simpson Car,"Hey Louie. Don't ask me why, but I got a funny feeling about the new guy.",hey louie dont ask me why but i got a funny feeling about the new guy,16 +135575,483,210,"Goon: (STILTED) Uh, let's brag about our crimes... you first.",898000,TRUE,1057,151,Goon,Simpson Car,"Uh, let's brag about our crimes... you first.",uh lets brag about our crimes you first,8 +135576,483,211,(FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE: int. fat tony's beach house - day),906000,FALSE,NA,3914,NA,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +135577,483,212,"Fat Tony: Homer, Marge. Come, meet the family! These are my nephews...",906000,TRUE,568,3914,Fat Tony,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,"Homer, Marge. Come, meet the family! These are my nephews...",homer marge come meet the family these are my nephews,10 +135578,483,213,"Fat Tony: Stevie B., Stevie F., and Vincent.",909000,TRUE,568,3914,Fat Tony,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,"Stevie B., Stevie F., and Vincent.",stevie b stevie f and vincent,6 +137446,490,191,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),854000,FALSE,2,3956,Homer Simpson,Roz's Workstation,NA,NA,NA +135579,483,214,"STEVIE B.: But you can call us ""S-Money,"" ""Jell-o Shot,"" and ""The Occurrence.""",914000,TRUE,5856,3914,STEVIE B.,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,"But you can call us ""S-Money,"" ""Jell-o Shot,"" and ""The Occurrence.""",but you can call us s-money jell-o shot and the occurrence,11 +135580,483,215,Marge Simpson: I will!,918000,TRUE,1,3914,Marge Simpson,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,I will!,i will,2 +135581,483,216,"Fat Tony: This is my niece, Tushie. She's got two semesters under her belt in contemporary Italian-American design from Sandy Hook Vocational Institute.",920000,TRUE,568,3914,Fat Tony,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,"This is my niece, Tushie. She's got two semesters under her belt in contemporary Italian-American design from Sandy Hook Vocational Institute.",this is my niece tushie shes got two semesters under her belt in contemporary italian-american design from sandy hook vocational institute,21 +135582,483,217,"Tushie: Aw, shut your face, Uncle Tone. (TO HOMER AND MARGE) God, you two are super pale. But not to worry -- every light in the house is a tanning light.",929000,TRUE,5857,3914,Tushie,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,"Aw, shut your face, Uncle Tone. God, you two are super pale. But not to worry -- every light in the house is a tanning light.",aw shut your face uncle tone god you two are super pale but not to worry -- every light in the house is a tanning light,26 +135583,483,218,Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE) Can you read by it?,939000,TRUE,1,3914,Marge Simpson,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,Can you read by it?,can you read by it,5 +135584,483,219,Tushie: No one's ever tried.,941000,TRUE,5857,3914,Tushie,FAT TONY'S BEACH HOUSE,No one's ever tried.,no ones ever tried,4 +135585,483,220,(Beach House: ext. beach house - pool area - later),946000,FALSE,NA,1473,NA,Beach House,NA,NA,NA +135586,483,221,"Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) These people are always grinding against each other, and I think they're all related. I wish we'd never come.",946000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,"These people are always grinding against each other, and I think they're all related. I wish we'd never come.",these people are always grinding against each other and i think theyre all related i wish wed never come,19 +135587,483,222,Homer Simpson: Selma? Va-va-va-wha?!,952000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,Selma? Va-va-va-wha?!,selma va-va-va-wha,2 +135588,483,223,Selma Bouvier: Why can't you support my marriage?,955000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,Why can't you support my marriage?,why cant you support my marriage,6 +135589,483,224,Marge Simpson: You've never supported mine!,957000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,You've never supported mine!,youve never supported mine,4 +135590,483,225,Selma Bouvier: You married a pig!,959000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,You married a pig!,you married a pig,4 +135591,483,226,"Marge Simpson: Well, you married someone whose first name is ""Fat""!",960000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,"Well, you married someone whose first name is ""Fat""!",well you married someone whose first name is fat,9 +135592,483,227,Selma Bouvier: (COLD) I'm late for my mani-pedi-spray-tan.,965000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,I'm late for my mani-pedi-spray-tan.,im late for my mani-pedi-spray-tan,5 +135593,483,228,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),965000,FALSE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,NA,NA,NA +135594,483,229,(Beach: ext. beach - night),980000,FALSE,NA,348,NA,Beach,NA,NA,NA +135595,483,230,"""The Occurrence"": Boo-frickin'-ya! Losers chug!",980000,TRUE,5858,348,The Occurrence,Beach,Boo-frickin'-ya! Losers chug!,boo-frickin-ya losers chug,3 +135596,483,231,"Homer Simpson: (COY) Well, if you insist.",982000,TRUE,2,348,Homer Simpson,Beach,"Well, if you insist.",well if you insist,4 +135597,483,232,Guidos: Chug! Chug! Chug!,987000,TRUE,5859,348,Guidos,Beach,Chug! Chug! Chug!,chug chug chug,3 +135598,483,233,Guidos: (IMPRESSED ITALIAN NOISES),987000,FALSE,5859,348,Guidos,Beach,NA,NA,NA +135599,483,234,Selma Bouvier: Mind if I join you?,990000,TRUE,22,348,Selma Bouvier,Beach,Mind if I join you?,mind if i join you,5 +135600,483,235,"Selma Bouvier: Look at our men, Marge -- they're having a great time.",995000,TRUE,22,348,Selma Bouvier,Beach,"Look at our men, Marge -- they're having a great time.",look at our men marge -- theyre having a great time,11 +135601,483,236,Homer Simpson: (CHEEK-KISSING NOISES),995000,FALSE,2,348,Homer Simpson,Beach,NA,NA,NA +135602,483,237,Homer Simpson: You are such a gentle kisser.,1000000,TRUE,2,348,Homer Simpson,Beach,You are such a gentle kisser.,you are such a gentle kisser,6 +135603,483,238,Fat Tony: You were kind of all over the place.,1002000,TRUE,568,348,Fat Tony,Beach,You were kind of all over the place.,you were kind of all over the place,8 +135604,483,239,"Selma Bouvier: (KINDLY) Maybe I've been mean to Homer because I was jealous of your happiness. Now that I'm truly happy, maybe all four of us can start over.",1005000,TRUE,22,348,Selma Bouvier,Beach,"Maybe I've been mean to Homer because I was jealous of your happiness. Now that I'm truly happy, maybe all four of us can start over.",maybe ive been mean to homer because i was jealous of your happiness now that im truly happy maybe all four of us can start over,26 +135605,483,240,(Beach House: ext. beach house - porch - later),1016000,FALSE,NA,1473,NA,Beach House,NA,NA,NA +135606,483,241,"Selma Bouvier: (SINGING) TELL ME, WHEN WILL YOU BE MINE / TELL ME, QUANDO QUANDO QUANDO / HEY!",1016000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,"TELL ME, WHEN WILL YOU BE MINE / TELL ME, QUANDO QUANDO QUANDO / HEY!",tell me when will you be mine tell me quando quando quando hey,13 +135607,483,242,Homer Simpson: HEY!,1023000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,HEY!,hey,1 +135608,483,243,Selma Bouvier: (HAPPY GRUNT) The boys needed to breathe.,1025000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,The boys needed to breathe.,the boys needed to breathe,5 +135609,483,244,Homer Simpson: Wouldn't they be girls?,1027000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,Wouldn't they be girls?,wouldnt they be girls,4 +135610,483,245,Selma Bouvier: Mine are boys.,1028000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,Mine are boys.,mine are boys,3 +135611,483,246,(Beach: Ext. beach - later that night),1036000,FALSE,NA,348,NA,Beach,NA,NA,NA +135612,483,247,(Beach House: int. beach house - later that night),1036000,FALSE,NA,1473,NA,Beach House,NA,NA,NA +135613,483,248,Marge Simpson: Which is our room again...,1036000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,Which is our room again...,which is our room again,5 +135850,484,186,"Marge Simpson: Oh, my poor Homie.",966000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, my poor Homie.",oh my poor homie,4 +135614,483,249,Homer Simpson: You know -- it had that painting of that lady and the monster on the ceiling.,1039000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,You know -- it had that painting of that lady and the monster on the ceiling.,you know -- it had that painting of that lady and the monster on the ceiling,16 +135615,483,250,Marge Simpson: That was a mirror!,1043000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,That was a mirror!,that was a mirror,4 +135616,483,251,(Master Bedroom: Int. master bedroom - continuous),1046000,FALSE,NA,46,NA,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +135617,483,252,"Legs: Lookin' good, boss.",1046000,TRUE,569,46,Legs,Master Bedroom,"Lookin' good, boss.",lookin good boss,3 +135618,483,253,"Louie: Yeah, you look like Johnnie Handsome before we shot him in the face.",1047000,TRUE,570,46,Louie,Master Bedroom,"Yeah, you look like Johnnie Handsome before we shot him in the face.",yeah you look like johnnie handsome before we shot him in the face,13 +135619,483,254,"Fat Tony: Hey, I gotta look good for my goomar.",1051000,TRUE,568,46,Fat Tony,Master Bedroom,"Hey, I gotta look good for my goomar.",hey i gotta look good for my goomar,8 +135620,483,255,"Marge Simpson: (STUNNED) Goomar?! That's mob talk for ""mistress."" Fat Tony has a mistress!",1054000,TRUE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,"Goomar?! That's mob talk for ""mistress."" Fat Tony has a mistress!",goomar thats mob talk for mistress fat tony has a mistress,11 +135621,483,256,Homer Simpson: He's cheating on Selma? That's crazy! Why go out for a hamburger when you've got rancid steak at home?,1060000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,He's cheating on Selma? That's crazy! Why go out for a hamburger when you've got rancid steak at home?,hes cheating on selma thats crazy why go out for a hamburger when youve got rancid steak at home,19 +135622,483,257,Homer Simpson: I'll just sit here quietly.,1068000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,I'll just sit here quietly.,ill just sit here quietly,5 +135623,483,258,Homer Simpson: Sorry.,1072000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,Sorry.,sorry,1 +135624,483,259,(Beach House: int. beach house - homer & marge's room - later that night),1083000,FALSE,NA,1473,NA,Beach House,NA,NA,NA +135625,483,260,Homer Simpson: (DISTRAUGHT) How could Tony cheat on me so soon?,1083000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,How could Tony cheat on me so soon?,how could tony cheat on me so soon,8 +135626,483,261,"Homer Simpson: Y'know Selma, from what I've seen here, Fat Tony has a lot of bad influences on him. I walked though a door last night and they were playing cards (LOUD WHISPER) for real money.",1085000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,"Y'know Selma, from what I've seen here, Fat Tony has a lot of bad influences on him. I walked though a door last night and they were playing cards for real money.",yknow selma from what ive seen here fat tony has a lot of bad influences on him i walked though a door last night and they were playing cards for real money,32 +135627,483,262,"Marge Simpson: Well, Homer and I are going to take you away right now.",1097000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,"Well, Homer and I are going to take you away right now.",well homer and i are going to take you away right now,12 +135628,483,263,"Homer Simpson: Aw, can't we stay one more day? The Occurrence and I are going to the tanning salon and get oiled and broiled.",1100000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,"Aw, can't we stay one more day? The Occurrence and I are going to the tanning salon and get oiled and broiled.",aw cant we stay one more day the occurrence and i are going to the tanning salon and get oiled and broiled,22 +135629,483,264,"Marge Simpson: Sorry, The Occurrence, but to use your lingo, Homer and I have to be ""that guy.""",1109000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,"Sorry, The Occurrence, but to use your lingo, Homer and I have to be ""that guy.""",sorry the occurrence but to use your lingo homer and i have to be that guy,16 +135630,483,265,"THE OCCURRENCE: (HORRIFIED) Whoa! You don't wanna be ""that guy.""",1109000,TRUE,5858,1473,THE OCCURRENCE,Beach House,"Whoa! You don't wanna be ""that guy.""",whoa you dont wanna be that guy,7 +135631,483,266,"Homer Simpson: I don't wanna be ""that guy,"" but Marge is making me be ""that guy.""",1117000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,"I don't wanna be ""that guy,"" but Marge is making me be ""that guy.""",i dont wanna be that guy but marge is making me be that guy,14 +135632,483,267,Marge Simpson: Enough!,1121000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,Enough!,enough,1 +135633,483,268,"Fat Tony: Homer, good morning. May I interest you in a pool noodle?",1123000,TRUE,568,1473,Fat Tony,Beach House,"Homer, good morning. May I interest you in a pool noodle?",homer good morning may i interest you in a pool noodle,11 +135634,483,269,"Fat Tony: We also got pool ziti, pool fusilli -- or if you don't like those, Mama will make you one special!",1128000,TRUE,568,1473,Fat Tony,Beach House,"We also got pool ziti, pool fusilli -- or if you don't like those, Mama will make you one special!",we also got pool ziti pool fusilli -- or if you dont like those mama will make you one special,20 +135635,483,270,"Old Italian Woman: (TO HOMER, BITTERLY) Mother Mary herself couldn't make a noodle big enough to float this one.",1139000,TRUE,5860,1473,Old Italian Woman,Beach House,Mother Mary herself couldn't make a noodle big enough to float this one.,mother mary herself couldnt make a noodle big enough to float this one,13 +135636,483,271,"Old Italian Woman: Tony, we have to leave. For the record, I want to emphasize we're not leaving because today is ""cleanup.""",1145000,TRUE,5860,1473,Old Italian Woman,Beach House,"Tony, we have to leave. For the record, I want to emphasize we're not leaving because today is ""cleanup.""",tony we have to leave for the record i want to emphasize were not leaving because today is cleanup,19 +135637,483,272,Fat Tony: Leave? Why?,1147000,TRUE,568,1473,Fat Tony,Beach House,Leave? Why?,leave why,2 +135638,483,273,Selma Bouvier: (UPSET) Because you have a girlfriend!,1153000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,Because you have a girlfriend!,because you have a girlfriend,5 +135639,483,274,"Fat Tony: (SIGHS) It is true, but it is not what you think.",1156000,TRUE,568,1473,Fat Tony,Beach House,"It is true, but it is not what you think.",it is true but it is not what you think,10 +135640,483,275,Angela: (FURIOUS) Where is she? Where is this other woman?,1161000,TRUE,5861,1473,Angela,Beach House,Where is she? Where is this other woman?,where is she where is this other woman,8 +135641,483,276,Selma Bouvier: You're the goomar? You have some nerve coming here!,1164000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,You're the goomar? You have some nerve coming here!,youre the goomar you have some nerve coming here,9 +136507,487,14,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. power plant - lobby entrance area - continuous),103000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +135642,483,277,Angela: I'm Fat Tony's wife. You're the goomar!,1165000,TRUE,5861,1473,Angela,Beach House,I'm Fat Tony's wife. You're the goomar!,im fat tonys wife youre the goomar,7 +135643,483,278,Selma Bouvier: You're nuts! And I've got the ring to prove it.,1168000,TRUE,22,1473,Selma Bouvier,Beach House,You're nuts! And I've got the ring to prove it.,youre nuts and ive got the ring to prove it,10 +135644,483,279,Angela: That's a goomar ring. This is a wife ring.,1172000,TRUE,5861,1473,Angela,Beach House,That's a goomar ring. This is a wife ring.,thats a goomar ring this is a wife ring,9 +135645,483,280,"Homer Simpson: (AGHAST) That's a wife ring? (COVERING MARGE'S EYES) Marge, don't look!",1178000,TRUE,2,1473,Homer Simpson,Beach House,"That's a wife ring? Marge, don't look!",thats a wife ring marge dont look,7 +135646,483,281,Marge Simpson: This doesn't make any sense. There was a wedding. You exchanged vows.,1181000,TRUE,1,1473,Marge Simpson,Beach House,This doesn't make any sense. There was a wedding. You exchanged vows.,this doesnt make any sense there was a wedding you exchanged vows,12 +135647,483,282,Fat Tony: I can explain...,1186000,TRUE,568,1473,Fat Tony,Beach House,I can explain...,i can explain,3 +135648,483,283,(Springfield Glen Country Club: EXT. COUNTRY CLUB - DAY - flashback),1188000,FALSE,NA,1386,NA,Springfield Glen Country Club,NA,NA,NA +135649,483,284,"Fat Tony: If you spoke Italian, which I knew you did not, you would've known that those were goomar-goombah vows.",1188000,TRUE,568,1386,Fat Tony,Springfield Glen Country Club,"If you spoke Italian, which I knew you did not, you would've known that those were goomar-goombah vows.",if you spoke italian which i knew you did not you wouldve known that those were goomar-goombah vows,18 +135650,483,285,Priest: Vuoi tu Selma essere la goomar di Tony il Grasso per il resto della tua vita?,1215000,TRUE,1393,1386,Priest,Springfield Glen Country Club,Vuoi tu Selma essere la goomar di Tony il Grasso per il resto della tua vita?,vuoi tu selma essere la goomar di tony il grasso per il resto della tua vita,16 +135651,483,286,Selma Bouvier: Si.,1215000,TRUE,22,1386,Selma Bouvier,Springfield Glen Country Club,Si.,si,1 +135652,483,287,Priest: E tu Tony il Grasso prendi Selma come la tua goomar finche non ti rompe i coglioni in presenzi ai tuoi compari?,1215000,TRUE,1393,1386,Priest,Springfield Glen Country Club,E tu Tony il Grasso prendi Selma come la tua goomar finche non ti rompe i coglioni in presenzi ai tuoi compari?,e tu tony il grasso prendi selma come la tua goomar finche non ti rompe i coglioni in presenzi ai tuoi compari,22 +135653,483,288,Priest: Si.,1215000,TRUE,1393,1386,Priest,Springfield Glen Country Club,Si.,si,1 +135654,483,289,"Selma Bouvier: Marge, if I ever tell you I want to get married again, I want you to stick your thumbs into my eyes.",1215000,TRUE,22,1386,Selma Bouvier,Springfield Glen Country Club,"Marge, if I ever tell you I want to get married again, I want you to stick your thumbs into my eyes.",marge if i ever tell you i want to get married again i want you to stick your thumbs into my eyes,22 +135655,483,290,"Louie: Yeah, we can show you how to do it. The trick is, don't stop till you hear a pop.",1222000,TRUE,570,1386,Louie,Springfield Glen Country Club,"Yeah, we can show you how to do it. The trick is, don't stop till you hear a pop.",yeah we can show you how to do it the trick is dont stop till you hear a pop,19 +135656,483,291,Angela: (TO FAT TONY) You missed my first open house as a licensed real estate broker for this brutta puttana?,1226000,TRUE,5861,1386,Angela,Springfield Glen Country Club,You missed my first open house as a licensed real estate broker for this brutta puttana?,you missed my first open house as a licensed real estate broker for this brutta puttana,16 +135657,483,292,"Selma Bouvier: (ANGRY GROAN, THEN MAD) I've hit on enough pizza boys to know what that means!",1233000,TRUE,22,1386,Selma Bouvier,Springfield Glen Country Club,I've hit on enough pizza boys to know what that means!,ive hit on enough pizza boys to know what that means,11 +135658,483,293,"Angela: Then bring it on, sister!",1238000,TRUE,5861,1386,Angela,Springfield Glen Country Club,"Then bring it on, sister!",then bring it on sister,5 +135659,483,294,Selma Bouvier: (FIGHTING NOISES),1238000,FALSE,22,1386,Selma Bouvier,Springfield Glen Country Club,NA,NA,NA +135660,483,295,"Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) You were right, Marge. These people are not for us.",1243000,TRUE,2,1386,Homer Simpson,Springfield Glen Country Club,"You were right, Marge. These people are not for us.",you were right marge these people are not for us,10 +135661,483,296,"Marge Simpson: In a good marriage, you never say I told you so.",1247000,TRUE,1,1386,Marge Simpson,Springfield Glen Country Club,"In a good marriage, you never say I told you so.",in a good marriage you never say i told you so,11 +135662,483,297,Homer Simpson: Which is lucky for me because you're always right.,1247000,TRUE,2,1386,Homer Simpson,Springfield Glen Country Club,Which is lucky for me because you're always right.,which is lucky for me because youre always right,9 +135663,483,298,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE),1247000,FALSE,1,1386,Marge Simpson,Springfield Glen Country Club,NA,NA,NA +135664,484,0,Selma Bouvier: (HIDEOUS HACKING COUGH WHICH TURNS PHLEGMY),0,FALSE,22,NA,Selma Bouvier,NA,NA,NA,NA +135665,484,1,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - back yard - day),146000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135666,484,2,"Selma Bouvier: (WEARY NOISE) Lisa, this is going too slow for me. And I work at the DMV.",146000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Lisa, this is going too slow for me. And I work at the DMV.",lisa this is going too slow for me and i work at the dmv,14 +135667,484,3,Patty Bouvier: Mind if we take a nap?,150000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Mind if we take a nap?,mind if we take a nap,6 +135668,484,4,"Patty Bouvier: (THINKS) I'll have to make it more neo-classical and less mannerist, but okay.",151000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"I'll have to make it more neo-classical and less mannerist, but okay.",ill have to make it more neo-classical and less mannerist but okay,12 +135669,484,5,Patty Bouvier: You say such cute little... (SNORES),155000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,You say such cute little...,you say such cute little,5 +135670,484,6,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I jumped in front of your picture! Now it's ruined!,160000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I jumped in front of your picture! Now it's ruined!,i jumped in front of your picture now its ruined,10 +135671,484,7,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not just gonna paint you into--",164000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, this isn't a photograph. I'm not just gonna paint you into--",bart this isnt a photograph im not just gonna paint you into--,12 +135672,484,8,Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) You just ruined six months' work!,168000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You just ruined six months' work!,you just ruined six months work,6 +135673,484,9,Bart Simpson: (SINCERELY) I'm really sorry it wasn't a year. (DELIGHTED LAUGH),171000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm really sorry it wasn't a year.,im really sorry it wasnt a year,7 +135674,484,10,Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) You're gonna regret the day you were born!,175000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You're gonna regret the day you were born!,youre gonna regret the day you were born,8 +135675,484,11,Bart Simpson: I already do! It's too close to Christmas!,178000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I already do! It's too close to Christmas!,i already do its too close to christmas,8 +135676,484,12,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),178000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135677,484,13,Bart Simpson: Not to worry.,191000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Not to worry.,not to worry,3 +135678,484,14,Bart Simpson: Now what?,196000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Now what?,now what,2 +135679,484,15,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, I'm afraid we need the help of someone older and wiser.",197000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, I'm afraid we need the help of someone older and wiser.",bart im afraid we need the help of someone older and wiser,12 +135680,484,16,"Homer Simpson: (HUGE LAUGHS) I get to enjoy this, but I'm not responsible.",204000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I get to enjoy this, but I'm not responsible.",i get to enjoy this but im not responsible,9 +135681,484,17,"Homer Simpson: Actually, Dad, as the supervising parent today, you'll get your share of the blame, too.",209000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Actually, Dad, as the supervising parent today, you'll get your share of the blame, too.",actually dad as the supervising parent today youll get your share of the blame too,15 +135682,484,18,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),209000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135683,484,19,"Homer Simpson: (QUICK, PARANOID) What do I do? Patty's gonna kill me! Unless... I kill her first! I put the body in the car, I dump the car in the lake, I put a James Taylor CD in the stereo so they think it's a suicide...",215000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What do I do? Patty's gonna kill me! Unless... I kill her first! I put the body in the car, I dump the car in the lake, I put a James Taylor CD in the stereo so they think it's a suicide...",what do i do pattys gonna kill me unless i kill her first i put the body in the car i dump the car in the lake i put a james taylor cd in the stereo so they think its a suicide,42 +135684,484,20,Lisa Simpson: Why don't you just cut the paint out of her hair?,227000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Why don't you just cut the paint out of her hair?,why dont you just cut the paint out of her hair,11 +135685,484,21,"Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE) Fine, whatever.",229000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine, whatever.",fine whatever,2 +135686,484,22,Homer Simpson: I'll just keep cutting till I hit something solid. (HAPPY TRIMMING NOISES),232000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll just keep cutting till I hit something solid.,ill just keep cutting till i hit something solid,9 +135687,484,23,(House: eXT. HOUSE - FRONT YARD - LATER - ESTABLISHING),240000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,House,NA,NA,NA +135688,484,24,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - back yard - later),240000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135689,484,25,"Homer Simpson: And now, to break the news as gently as I know how.",240000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And now, to break the news as gently as I know how.",and now to break the news as gently as i know how,12 +135690,484,26,Homer Simpson: Wake-up-and-look-at-your-hair!,244000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Wake-up-and-look-at-your-hair!,wake-up-and-look-at-your-hair,1 +135691,484,27,Homer Simpson: (WAKING UP NOISES),244000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135692,484,28,"Homer Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE, POINTING AT PATTY) What happened to you?",249000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What happened to you?,what happened to you,4 +135693,484,29,Homer Simpson: (VERY UPSET NOISE) Who undid my do?,252000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Who undid my do?,who undid my do,4 +135694,484,30,"Ned Flanders: (PASSING BY) I didn't do diddily, and certainly not squat!",255000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"I didn't do diddily, and certainly not squat!",i didnt do diddily and certainly not squat,8 +135695,484,31,"Ned Flanders: (EXAMINES IT) Actually, it's kind of cute. You look like Posh Spice.",258000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Actually, it's kind of cute. You look like Posh Spice.",actually its kind of cute you look like posh spice,10 +135696,484,32,Homer Simpson: That's just what I was going for! (SOTTO TO KIDS) I was going for Scary.,263000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That's just what I was going for! I was going for Scary.,thats just what i was going for i was going for scary,12 +135697,484,33,Homer Simpson: You did this?! With your fat fingers and your brain the size of a super ball?!,267000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You did this?! With your fat fingers and your brain the size of a super ball?!,you did this with your fat fingers and your brain the size of a super ball,16 +135698,484,34,Homer Simpson: And stay out!,277000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And stay out!,and stay out,3 +135699,484,35,"Selma Bouvier: I can't believe I'm saying this... Homer Simpson, do me.",279000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"I can't believe I'm saying this... Homer Simpson, do me.",i cant believe im saying this homer simpson do me,10 +135700,484,36,Selma Bouvier: I meant my hair!,285000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,I meant my hair!,i meant my hair,4 +135701,484,37,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY RELIEVED NOISE),285000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135702,484,38,Selma Bouvier: Idiot.,289000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,Idiot.,idiot,1 +135703,484,39,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - schoolyard - day),293000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135704,484,40,"Bart Simpson: Milhouse, check it out! I put a roadblock on the curly slide!",293000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Milhouse, check it out! I put a roadblock on the curly slide!",milhouse check it out i put a roadblock on the curly slide,12 +137713,491,187,Lisa Simpson: Cool! / Awesome!,802000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Cool! / Awesome!,cool awesome,2 +135705,484,41,Bart Simpson: Isn't this the greatest day ever?!,300000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Isn't this the greatest day ever?!,isnt this the greatest day ever,6 +135706,484,42,"Bart Simpson: (DEPRESSED SIGH, THEN GLUM) There are no more great days, Bart. Just days.",302000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"There are no more great days, Bart. Just days.",there are no more great days bart just days,9 +135707,484,43,"Bart Simpson: (CONCERNED) What's wrong, man?",307000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"What's wrong, man?",whats wrong man,3 +135708,484,44,Milhouse Van Houten: Something happened last night. Something that really changed me.,308000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Something happened last night. Something that really changed me.,something happened last night something that really changed me,9 +135709,484,45,(Van Houten Home: int. van houten house - night - flashback),314000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +135710,484,46,"Milhouse Van Houten: My mom put in the ""Finding Nemo"" DVD, but then she got a phone call...",314000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,"My mom put in the ""Finding Nemo"" DVD, but then she got a phone call...",my mom put in the finding nemo dvd but then she got a phone call,15 +135711,484,47,Milhouse Van Houten: So I started it myself.,320000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,So I started it myself.,so i started it myself,5 +135712,484,48,Milhouse Van Houten: Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother...,322000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Did you know it has a chapter before chapter two? A chapter where we meet Nemo's mother...,did you know it has a chapter before chapter two a chapter where we meet nemos mother,17 +135713,484,49,Milhouse Van Houten: (STUNNED GASP),322000,FALSE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +135714,484,50,Milhouse Van Houten: (NOT BUYING IT) Nemo doesn't have a mother.,331000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Nemo doesn't have a mother.,nemo doesnt have a mother,5 +135715,484,51,Milhouse Van Houten: (GRIM) Not after Chapter One he doesn't.,333000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Not after Chapter One he doesn't.,not after chapter one he doesnt,6 +135716,484,52,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. springfield elementary - schoolyard - BACK TO SCENE),345000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135717,484,53,"Milhouse Van Houten: If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. So you've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.",345000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"If death can happen to a fish, it can happen to anyone. So you've gotta live life while you can. So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.",if death can happen to a fish it can happen to anyone so youve gotta live life while you can so im gonna finally proclaim my love for lisa,29 +135718,484,54,Milhouse Van Houten: That's your take-away from Nemo? I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear.,356000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,That's your take-away from Nemo? I think you've already made your feelings for Lisa clear.,thats your take-away from nemo i think youve already made your feelings for lisa clear,15 +135719,484,55,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well, I can make them more clear. You see, in the past, I've been too subtle. It's my curse -- SUBTLETY!!!",360000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I can make them more clear. You see, in the past, I've been too subtle. It's my curse -- SUBTLETY!!!",well i can make them more clear you see in the past ive been too subtle its my curse -- subtlety,21 +135720,484,56,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - dining room - later that night),370000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135721,484,57,"Marge Simpson: Homer, thanks to your unlicensed barbery, Patty and Selma have been getting compliments all day at the DMV.",370000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, thanks to your unlicensed barbery, Patty and Selma have been getting compliments all day at the DMV.",homer thanks to your unlicensed barbery patty and selma have been getting compliments all day at the dmv,18 +135722,484,58,Grampa Simpson: (AGREEING) You two look good. Open-casket good!,376000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,You two look good. Open-casket good!,you two look good open-casket good,6 +135723,484,59,Selma Bouvier: (FLATTERED GIGGLES),376000,FALSE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135724,484,60,"Lindsay Naegle: I hear this is the home of Springfield's hottest hairdresser. I need a haircut -- and I need it in three, two, one, now!",380000,TRUE,3057,5,Lindsay Naegle,Simpson Home,"I hear this is the home of Springfield's hottest hairdresser. I need a haircut -- and I need it in three, two, one, now!",i hear this is the home of springfields hottest hairdresser i need a haircut -- and i need it in three two one now,24 +135725,484,61,"Homer Simpson: Lady, I'm not a hairdresser -- I just put a new lid on a couple of trashcans.",389000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lady, I'm not a hairdresser -- I just put a new lid on a couple of trashcans.",lady im not a hairdresser -- i just put a new lid on a couple of trashcans,17 +135726,484,62,"Homer Simpson: (GASPS) A hundred dollars?! Marge, how much is that in smackaroos?",397000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"A hundred dollars?! Marge, how much is that in smackaroos?",a hundred dollars marge how much is that in smackaroos,10 +135727,484,63,Marge Simpson: One hundred.,401000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,One hundred.,one hundred,2 +135728,484,64,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,401000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +135729,484,65,(KITCHEN: Int. kitchen - evening),401000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +135730,484,66,Lindsay Naegle: Wow. Wow. Wow!,401000,TRUE,3057,6,Lindsay Naegle,KITCHEN,Wow. Wow. Wow!,wow wow wow,3 +135731,484,67,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - evening (later)),413000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135732,484,68,"Lindsay Naegle: Wow! Hello, airport piano bar!",413000,TRUE,3057,5,Lindsay Naegle,Simpson Home,"Wow! Hello, airport piano bar!",wow hello airport piano bar,5 +135733,484,69,"Lindsay Naegle: And it'll look good in the morning, too!",428000,TRUE,3057,5,Lindsay Naegle,Simpson Home,"And it'll look good in the morning, too!",and itll look good in the morning too,8 +135734,484,70,Lindsay Naegle: Are you sure you don't have a salon?,430000,TRUE,3057,5,Lindsay Naegle,Simpson Home,Are you sure you don't have a salon?,are you sure you dont have a salon,8 +135735,484,71,"Homer Simpson: (THINKS) Well, I open a lot of crazy things when I'm drunk, but I don't think so.",432000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I open a lot of crazy things when I'm drunk, but I don't think so.",well i open a lot of crazy things when im drunk but i dont think so,16 +135736,484,72,Lindsay Naegle: Too bad.,437000,TRUE,3057,5,Lindsay Naegle,Simpson Home,Too bad.,too bad,2 +135737,484,73,"Homer Simpson: Just call me ""Homer Fingerhands.""",439000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Just call me ""Homer Fingerhands.""",just call me homer fingerhands,5 +135738,484,74,"Marge Simpson: I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay. But I never knew you were so good with hair.",439000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay. But I never knew you were so good with hair.",id rather call you by your normal name if thats okay but i never knew you were so good with hair,21 +135739,484,75,"Homer Simpson: Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most. It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.",447000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, when someone loses their hair, they miss it the most. It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.",marge when someone loses their hair they miss it the most its like a beloved dog that died on your head,21 +135740,484,76,(HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE: int. homer's boyhood house - bathroom - 1970s - flashback),457000,FALSE,NA,3915,NA,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +135742,484,78,1970s Grampa: You better not be brushing your hair again!,457000,TRUE,5862,3915,1970s Grampa,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,You better not be brushing your hair again!,you better not be brushing your hair again,8 +135744,484,80,1970s Grampa: You better be!,463000,TRUE,5862,3915,1970s Grampa,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,You better be!,you better be,3 +135747,484,83,"Homer Simpson: (WIPING AWAY TEAR) Now that my soft, chestnut mane is gone, I dream of cutting hair, styling hair, making hair shorter in exchange for money... maybe I should open a hair salon.",475000,TRUE,2,3915,Homer Simpson,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,"Now that my soft, chestnut mane is gone, I dream of cutting hair, styling hair, making hair shorter in exchange for money... maybe I should open a hair salon.",now that my soft chestnut mane is gone i dream of cutting hair styling hair making hair shorter in exchange for money maybe i should open a hair salon,29 +135748,484,84,"Marge Simpson: Well... Newsweek magazine did say it's good to change careers, right after they laid off all their editors.",488000,TRUE,1,3915,Marge Simpson,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,"Well... Newsweek magazine did say it's good to change careers, right after they laid off all their editors.",well newsweek magazine did say its good to change careers right after they laid off all their editors,18 +135749,484,85,Homer Simpson: Yeah. (WORRIED) But what if I can't find any commercial rental property?,493000,TRUE,2,3915,Homer Simpson,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,Yeah. But what if I can't find any commercial rental property?,yeah but what if i cant find any commercial rental property,11 +135750,484,86,(Springfield: ext. springfield - shopping district - day (later)),508000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +135751,484,87,"Captain Horatio McCallister: (SADLY) I really thought people would like to harvest their own honey. Oh, how they hated it.",508000,TRUE,944,216,Captain Horatio McCallister,Springfield,"I really thought people would like to harvest their own honey. Oh, how they hated it.",i really thought people would like to harvest their own honey oh how they hated it,16 +135752,484,88,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),521000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135753,484,89,Milhouse Van Houten: Attention lovers of love!,521000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Attention lovers of love!,attention lovers of love,4 +135754,484,90,"Milhouse Van Houten: Let it be known by all: Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest, most perfectest girl in the whole world, and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend!",524000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Let it be known by all: Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest, most perfectest girl in the whole world, and I shall not rest until I am her boyfriend!",let it be known by all lisa simpson is the smartest sweetest most perfectest girl in the whole world and i shall not rest until i am her boyfriend,29 +135755,484,91,Lisa Simpson: (GROANS),524000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135756,484,92,"Milhouse Van Houten: I know you like music, Lisa, so I'm gonna perform a love song I wrote... for you.",538000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"I know you like music, Lisa, so I'm gonna perform a love song I wrote... for you.",i know you like music lisa so im gonna perform a love song i wrote for you,17 +135757,484,93,"Milhouse Van Houten: (BRAGGING) Oh yeah, it's a Theremin.",547000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh yeah, it's a Theremin.",oh yeah its a theremin,5 +135758,484,94,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SINGS TO TUNE OF ""GREEN SLEEVES"") TEACHER SAID DON'T EAT THE PASTE / 'TIS APT TO MAKE YOU SPEW / I ATE THE PASTE, AND LIKED THE TASTE / PASSED OUT AND DREAMED OF YOU.",553000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"TEACHER SAID DON'T EAT THE PASTE / 'TIS APT TO MAKE YOU SPEW / I ATE THE PASTE, AND LIKED THE TASTE / PASSED OUT AND DREAMED OF YOU.",teacher said dont eat the paste tis apt to make you spew i ate the paste and liked the taste passed out and dreamed of you,26 +135759,484,95,"Lisa Simpson: Okay. First of all, it's never wise to use the word ""spew"" in a love song.",568000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay. First of all, it's never wise to use the word ""spew"" in a love song.",okay first of all its never wise to use the word spew in a love song,16 +135786,484,122,Taffy: You know so much about body mechanics!,706000,TRUE,5863,3,Taffy,Springfield Elementary School,You know so much about body mechanics!,you know so much about body mechanics,7 +135760,484,96,Milhouse Van Houten: LISA LISA...MAID SO FAIR / WITH CRIMSON DRESS AND POINTY HAIR / DO YOU MIND IF I STOP AND STARE / LOOK IN YOUR MIND AND I'M THERE.,572000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,LISA LISA...MAID SO FAIR / WITH CRIMSON DRESS AND POINTY HAIR / DO YOU MIND IF I STOP AND STARE / LOOK IN YOUR MIND AND I'M THERE.,lisa lisamaid so fair with crimson dress and pointy hair do you mind if i stop and stare look in your mind and im there,25 +135761,484,97,"Milhouse Van Houten: So, Lisa... I love you. Is that love ""requited"" or ""un""?",590000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"So, Lisa... I love you. Is that love ""requited"" or ""un""?",so lisa i love you is that love requited or un,11 +135762,484,98,"Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry, but I don't love you, Milhouse, and I never will.",596000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm sorry, but I don't love you, Milhouse, and I never will.",im sorry but i dont love you milhouse and i never will,12 +135763,484,99,Taffy: I thought that was beautiful.,607000,TRUE,5863,3,Taffy,Springfield Elementary School,I thought that was beautiful.,i thought that was beautiful,5 +135764,484,100,"Milhouse Van Houten: (QUIET, SWEET) You did?",610000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,You did?,you did,2 +135765,484,101,Taffy: Yeah! It was romantic and it rhymed.,612000,TRUE,5863,3,Taffy,Springfield Elementary School,Yeah! It was romantic and it rhymed.,yeah it was romantic and it rhymed,7 +135766,484,102,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well, I used a rhyming dictionary, but it only gives you options. The job of the poet is to say, ""This one, I guess.""",615000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I used a rhyming dictionary, but it only gives you options. The job of the poet is to say, ""This one, I guess.""",well i used a rhyming dictionary but it only gives you options the job of the poet is to say this one i guess,24 +135767,484,103,Taffy: (DELIGHTED GIGGLE) I'm Taffy.,621000,TRUE,5863,3,Taffy,Springfield Elementary School,I'm Taffy.,im taffy,2 +135768,484,104,Milhouse Van Houten: Would you like to help me roll the Theremin back to the A.V. closet?,626000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Would you like to help me roll the Theremin back to the A.V. closet?,would you like to help me roll the theremin back to the av closet,14 +135769,484,105,Taffy: It's a date.,631000,TRUE,5863,3,Taffy,Springfield Elementary School,It's a date.,its a date,3 +135770,484,106,Seymour Skinner: (PROUD CHUCKLE) That Theremin has paid for itself again and again.,634000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,That Theremin has paid for itself again and again.,that theremin has paid for itself again and again,9 +135771,484,107,(Homer's Salon: ext. homer's salon - day - establishing),639000,FALSE,NA,3916,NA,Homer's Salon,NA,NA,NA +135772,484,108,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: All day long, Apu goes on about Lady Gaga, who is doing nothing that Rava Khatan was not doing twenty years ago, while she was a member of Parliament!",639000,TRUE,1975,3916,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Homer's Salon,"All day long, Apu goes on about Lady Gaga, who is doing nothing that Rava Khatan was not doing twenty years ago, while she was a member of Parliament!",all day long apu goes on about lady gaga who is doing nothing that rava khatan was not doing twenty years ago while she was a member of parliament,29 +135773,484,109,"Homer Simpson: (COY) Oh now, how could someone as young as you know about twenty years ago?",649000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,"Oh now, how could someone as young as you know about twenty years ago?",oh now how could someone as young as you know about twenty years ago,14 +135774,484,110,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (FLATTERED GIGGLE),649000,FALSE,1975,3916,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Homer's Salon,NA,NA,NA +135775,484,111,Helen Lovejoy: Funny how my Timothy always uses the short-form baptism when there's a basketball game he wants to watch...,653000,TRUE,309,3916,Helen Lovejoy,Homer's Salon,Funny how my Timothy always uses the short-form baptism when there's a basketball game he wants to watch...,funny how my timothy always uses the short-form baptism when theres a basketball game he wants to watch,18 +135776,484,112,Assorted Women: The worst know-it-all! I-/ Wears the same pants for a month! / I could just talk on and on! / (HIGH-PITCHED GABBING),662000,TRUE,5864,3916,Assorted Women,Homer's Salon,The worst know-it-all! I-/ Wears the same pants for a month! / I could just talk on and on! /,the worst know-it-all i- wears the same pants for a month i could just talk on and on,18 +135777,484,113,"Marge Simpson: Homie, are you even listening to me?",672000,TRUE,1,3916,Marge Simpson,Homer's Salon,"Homie, are you even listening to me?",homie are you even listening to me,7 +135778,484,114,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - evening),674000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135779,484,115,Marge Simpson: Because I have so much to tell you: the mailman did the other side of the street before our side. Turns out it was a substitute.,674000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Because I have so much to tell you: the mailman did the other side of the street before our side. Turns out it was a substitute.,because i have so much to tell you the mailman did the other side of the street before our side turns out it was a substitute,26 +135780,484,116,"Homer Simpson: (SLUMPS, EXHAUSTED NOISE) I'm sorry, honey. All day long I have to listen to women talk.",683000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, honey. All day long I have to listen to women talk.",im sorry honey all day long i have to listen to women talk,13 +135781,484,117,Homer Simpson: (FIRMLY) Not a good time.,688000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Not a good time.,not a good time,4 +135782,484,118,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),695000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135783,484,119,"Bart Simpson: Hey Lis, those books aren't gonna pick themselves up.",695000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey Lis, those books aren't gonna pick themselves up.",hey lis those books arent gonna pick themselves up,9 +135784,484,120,"Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED) Oh. Usually, Milhouse does it.",698000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh. Usually, Milhouse does it.",oh usually milhouse does it,5 +135785,484,121,"Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, guys. (NOTICING) Uh Lisa, you dropped your books. (BEAT) When you pick 'em up, make sure you bend your knees.",699000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, guys. Uh Lisa, you dropped your books. When you pick 'em up, make sure you bend your knees.",hey guys uh lisa you dropped your books when you pick em up make sure you bend your knees,19 +135787,484,123,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well, I've worn a lot of different braces in my time.",709000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I've worn a lot of different braces in my time.",well ive worn a lot of different braces in my time,11 +135788,484,124,Bart Simpson: This dame is really into you!,714000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,This dame is really into you!,this dame is really into you,6 +135789,484,125,Milhouse Van Houten: She sure is. This morning I got to second base... on our walk around the softball diamond.,715000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,She sure is. This morning I got to second base... on our walk around the softball diamond.,she sure is this morning i got to second base on our walk around the softball diamond,17 +135790,484,126,Lisa Simpson: (SHAKES HEAD) Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?,724000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be interested in a Milhouse like Milhouse?,why would a popular fifth-grader like taffy be interested in a milhouse like milhouse,14 +135791,484,127,"Bart Simpson: (SHRUGS) I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers?",729000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I dunno. It's one of those mysteries, like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers?",i dunno its one of those mysteries like how do my clothes get clean and put back in my drawers,20 +135792,484,128,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I'm gonna find out why, because this... (PAINED NOISES)",734000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I'm gonna find out why, because this...",well im gonna find out why because this,8 +135793,484,129,"Milhouse Van Houten: Knees, Lisa. Knees.",738000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Knees, Lisa. Knees.",knees lisa knees,3 +135794,484,130,(Homer's Salon: ext. homer's salon - day),746000,FALSE,NA,3916,NA,Homer's Salon,NA,NA,NA +135795,484,131,"Luann Van Houten: I know Kirk resents that the dog likes me more, but Rex is just establishing dominance over the weaker male. That's what miniature dachshunds do.",746000,TRUE,591,3916,Luann Van Houten,Homer's Salon,"I know Kirk resents that the dog likes me more, but Rex is just establishing dominance over the weaker male. That's what miniature dachshunds do.",i know kirk resents that the dog likes me more but rex is just establishing dominance over the weaker male thats what miniature dachshunds do,25 +135796,484,132,"Homer Simpson: (CLOSED-MOUTHED AGREEING NOISES: ""MM-HM"" AND THE LIKE WHILE LUANN IS TALKING, THEN EXHAUSTED) Oh yeah. Men are such dogs, and vice versa.",755000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,"Oh yeah. Men are such dogs, and vice versa.",oh yeah men are such dogs and vice versa,9 +135797,484,133,Homer Simpson: Is there anyone in here that just wants a haircut with no chitchat?,759000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,Is there anyone in here that just wants a haircut with no chitchat?,is there anyone in here that just wants a haircut with no chitchat,13 +135798,484,134,"Women: (""NOT ME"" NOISES)",759000,FALSE,1878,3916,Women,Homer's Salon,NA,NA,NA +135799,484,135,"Range-rover Mom: Hey, I don't want a conversation.",765000,TRUE,2599,3916,Range-rover Mom,Homer's Salon,"Hey, I don't want a conversation.",hey i dont want a conversation,6 +135800,484,136,Homer Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Oh?!,767000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,Oh?!,oh,1 +135801,484,137,Range-rover Mom: I just want you to listen while I talk about the loser I'm married to.,767000,TRUE,2599,3916,Range-rover Mom,Homer's Salon,I just want you to listen while I talk about the loser I'm married to.,i just want you to listen while i talk about the loser im married to,15 +135802,484,138,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),767000,FALSE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,NA,NA,NA +135803,484,139,(SALON: Ext. salon - continuous),784000,FALSE,NA,667,NA,SALON,NA,NA,NA +135804,484,140,Homer Simpson: (CALMLY) These are really good scissors.,784000,TRUE,2,667,Homer Simpson,SALON,These are really good scissors.,these are really good scissors,5 +135805,484,141,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's tavern - a little later),787000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +135806,484,142,"Homer Simpson: All day long they tell me stupid, pointless, boring stories, and I have to stand there listening with a phony grin plastered on my face.",787000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"All day long they tell me stupid, pointless, boring stories, and I have to stand there listening with a phony grin plastered on my face.",all day long they tell me stupid pointless boring stories and i have to stand there listening with a phony grin plastered on my face,25 +135807,484,143,Moe Szyslak: Uh-huh.,798000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Uh-huh.,uh-huh,1 +135808,484,144,"Kirk Van Houten: Well, Homer, you're safe here. You can forget everything they said.",799000,TRUE,817,15,Kirk Van Houten,Moe's Tavern,"Well, Homer, you're safe here. You can forget everything they said.",well homer youre safe here you can forget everything they said,11 +135809,484,145,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),799000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +135810,484,146,Homer Simpson: When I look at you -- all I see are the foibles that drive your women crazy! Foibles! Foibles! FOIBLES!,816000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,When I look at you -- all I see are the foibles that drive your women crazy! Foibles! Foibles! FOIBLES!,when i look at you -- all i see are the foibles that drive your women crazy foibles foibles foibles,20 +135811,484,147,"Moe Szyslak: Calm down there, Homer.",823000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Calm down there, Homer.",calm down there homer,4 +135812,484,148,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),823000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +135813,484,149,Moe Szyslak: What got into him?,826000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,What got into him?,what got into him,4 +135814,484,150,Moe Szyslak: Freaky ad campaign they're running.,828000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Freaky ad campaign they're running.,freaky ad campaign theyre running,5 +135815,484,151,(Homer's Salon: ext. homer's salon - morning),836000,FALSE,NA,3916,NA,Homer's Salon,NA,NA,NA +135816,484,152,"Sarah Wiggum: Homer, can you make me look (À LA ""CLANCY"") fan-cy?",836000,TRUE,1147,3916,Sarah Wiggum,Homer's Salon,"Homer, can you make me look fan-cy?",homer can you make me look fan-cy,7 +135817,484,153,"Homer Simpson: Sorry Sarah, I'm retired.",840000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,"Sorry Sarah, I'm retired.",sorry sarah im retired,4 +135818,484,154,Chief Wiggum: But tonight's the Policemen's Ball! And if you let my Sarah down I can make life very difficult for you.,842000,TRUE,71,3916,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Salon,But tonight's the Policemen's Ball! And if you let my Sarah down I can make life very difficult for you.,but tonights the policemens ball and if you let my sarah down i can make life very difficult for you,20 +135819,484,155,Homer Simpson: (DEFIANT) I'd like to see you try.,848000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,I'd like to see you try.,id like to see you try,6 +135820,484,156,"Chief Wiggum: Huh, where you goin'?",850000,TRUE,71,3916,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Salon,"Huh, where you goin'?",huh where you goin,4 +135821,484,157,Homer Simpson: Excuse me.,850000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,Excuse me.,excuse me,2 +135822,484,158,Chief Wiggum: Uh-uh-uh!,853000,TRUE,71,3916,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Salon,Uh-uh-uh!,uh-uh-uh,1 +135823,484,159,Homer Simpson: Come on! Would you--,854000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,Come on! Would you--,come on would you--,4 +135824,484,160,Chief Wiggum: Nuh-uh!,854000,TRUE,71,3916,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Salon,Nuh-uh!,nuh-uh,1 +135825,484,161,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE),854000,FALSE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,NA,NA,NA +135826,484,162,"Chief Wiggum: I, uh, I can also make very annoying noises. (MAKES ANNOYING NOISES)",856000,TRUE,71,3916,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Salon,"I, uh, I can also make very annoying noises.",i uh i can also make very annoying noises,9 +135827,484,163,"Homer Simpson: (UPSET) C'mon, bro, don't hassle me!",868000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,"C'mon, bro, don't hassle me!",cmon bro dont hassle me,5 +135828,484,164,Chief Wiggum: (MORE ANNOYING NOISES),868000,FALSE,71,3916,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Salon,NA,NA,NA +135829,484,165,"Homer Simpson: (SOBBING) Stop that. Okay, okay. You win. (FALLS TO KNEES) I'll teach you how to make love to your wife!",870000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,"Stop that. Okay, okay. You win. I'll teach you how to make love to your wife!",stop that okay okay you win ill teach you how to make love to your wife,16 +135830,484,166,Chief Wiggum: What? No! Just cut her hair!,876000,TRUE,71,3916,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Salon,What? No! Just cut her hair!,what no just cut her hair,6 +135831,484,167,Homer Simpson: Right.,878000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,Right.,right,1 +135832,484,168,Lenny Leonard: Homer? I thought you were gonna quit.,881000,TRUE,165,3916,Lenny Leonard,Homer's Salon,Homer? I thought you were gonna quit.,homer i thought you were gonna quit,7 +135833,484,169,"Homer Simpson: I can't. (GESTURES TO WOMEN) They won't let me. Lenny, be a pal and saw off my hands.",884000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,"I can't. They won't let me. Lenny, be a pal and saw off my hands.",i cant they wont let me lenny be a pal and saw off my hands,15 +135834,484,170,"Lenny Leonard: Why don't you do here what you do at the nuclear plant -- namely, suck.",889000,TRUE,165,3916,Lenny Leonard,Homer's Salon,"Why don't you do here what you do at the nuclear plant -- namely, suck.",why dont you do here what you do at the nuclear plant -- namely suck,15 +135835,484,171,Homer Simpson: Suck! Of course!,893000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,Suck! Of course!,suck of course,3 +135836,484,172,"Helen Lovejoy: So, I told Timothy, you cannot keep basing sermons on old Seinfelds...",896000,TRUE,309,3916,Helen Lovejoy,Homer's Salon,"So, I told Timothy, you cannot keep basing sermons on old Seinfelds...",so i told timothy you cannot keep basing sermons on old seinfelds,12 +135837,484,173,"Homer Simpson: Oh my God. Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius cannot be stopped! (SOBS)",904000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,"Oh my God. Like Mozart and Johnny Knoxville, my genius cannot be stopped!",oh my god like mozart and johnny knoxville my genius cannot be stopped,13 +135838,484,174,Homer Simpson: There's only one way out -- I'm committing Barbicide!,913000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,There's only one way out -- I'm committing Barbicide!,theres only one way out -- im committing barbicide,9 +135839,484,175,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Why doesn't anything kill me?,921000,TRUE,2,3916,Homer Simpson,Homer's Salon,Why doesn't anything kill me?,why doesnt anything kill me,5 +135840,484,176,(Simpson Home: INT. simpson house - lisa's bedroom - night),929000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135841,484,177,Lisa Simpson: Hmm...,929000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Hmm...,hmm,1 +135842,484,178,"Bart Simpson: (READING SCREEN) Hey, that's Taffy's page. Ooh, I see that she's in a relationship.",930000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, that's Taffy's page. Ooh, I see that she's in a relationship.",hey thats taffys page ooh i see that shes in a relationship,12 +135843,484,179,Lisa Simpson: Shut up! I just want to know what she's up to with Milhouse. A girl like her could get a fifth grader -- maybe even Kyle LoBianco!,935000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Shut up! I just want to know what she's up to with Milhouse. A girl like her could get a fifth grader -- maybe even Kyle LoBianco!,shut up i just want to know what shes up to with milhouse a girl like her could get a fifth grader -- maybe even kyle lobianco,27 +135844,484,180,Bart Simpson: (WHISTLES) I hear he goes to California on his vacations.,944000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I hear he goes to California on his vacations.,i hear he goes to california on his vacations,9 +135845,484,181,Lisa Simpson: (SNAPPING) That's the first thing everyone knows about Kyle LoBianco!,947000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's the first thing everyone knows about Kyle LoBianco!,thats the first thing everyone knows about kyle lobianco,9 +135846,484,182,Lisa Simpson: Taffy's up to something. (STANDS) And I won't find out what it is sitting at a computer. It's time to get boots on the ground.,950000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Taffy's up to something. And I won't find out what it is sitting at a computer. It's time to get boots on the ground.,taffys up to something and i wont find out what it is sitting at a computer its time to get boots on the ground,24 +135847,484,183,Lisa Simpson: (CUTE) You like my boots?,958000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You like my boots?,you like my boots,4 +135848,484,184,"Bart Simpson: Once you get past the sister ick, they're fine.",961000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Once you get past the sister ick, they're fine.",once you get past the sister ick theyre fine,9 +135849,484,185,Homer Simpson: (LOUD MOAN),961000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135851,484,187,"Homer Simpson: (CRAZED) Marge, do you hear it? Listen! It's the hair -- growing! Always growing! (CHOKING) Blonde, brunette... (SPITTING IT OUT) auburn!",972000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, do you hear it? Listen! It's the hair -- growing! Always growing! Blonde, brunette... auburn!",marge do you hear it listen its the hair -- growing always growing blonde brunette auburn,16 +135852,484,188,Marge Simpson: This ends now!,981000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This ends now!,this ends now,3 +135853,484,189,Lindsay Naegle: (DESPERATE) I need some highlights for a bridal shower!,982000,TRUE,3057,5,Lindsay Naegle,Simpson Home,I need some highlights for a bridal shower!,i need some highlights for a bridal shower,8 +135854,484,190,Marge Simpson: You can start with the rinse!,985000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You can start with the rinse!,you can start with the rinse,6 +135855,484,191,Lindsay Naegle: (GURGLING NOISES) Please... I'll even buy... product! (PASSING OUT NOISE),987000,TRUE,3057,5,Lindsay Naegle,Simpson Home,Please... I'll even buy... product!,please ill even buy product,5 +135856,484,192,(Mt. Springfield: ext. Mt. Springfield - late afternoon - establishing),997000,FALSE,NA,544,NA,Mt. Springfield,NA,NA,NA +135857,484,193,"Taffy: Here, my love.",997000,TRUE,5863,544,Taffy,Mt. Springfield,"Here, my love.",here my love,3 +135858,484,194,Milhouse Van Houten: (BREATHES DEEPLY) Thank you.,999000,TRUE,25,544,Milhouse Van Houten,Mt. Springfield,Thank you.,thank you,2 +135859,484,195,Taffy: Anything for my silly Milly.,1001000,TRUE,5863,544,Taffy,Mt. Springfield,Anything for my silly Milly.,anything for my silly milly,5 +135860,484,196,Lisa Simpson: Who'd follow Milhouse around like that? Sneaking around after them all day has taught me a lot about this sicko.,1009000,TRUE,9,544,Lisa Simpson,Mt. Springfield,Who'd follow Milhouse around like that? Sneaking around after them all day has taught me a lot about this sicko.,whod follow milhouse around like that sneaking around after them all day has taught me a lot about this sicko,20 +135861,484,197,Moe Szyslak: Evening.,1016000,TRUE,17,544,Moe Szyslak,Mt. Springfield,Evening.,evening,1 +135862,484,198,"Lisa Simpson: (GASPS, THEN RUEFUL) I am never gonna get my homework done tonight.",1024000,TRUE,9,544,Lisa Simpson,Mt. Springfield,I am never gonna get my homework done tonight.,i am never gonna get my homework done tonight,9 +135863,484,199,"Lisa Simpson: All right, sister. What's your game?",1036000,TRUE,9,544,Lisa Simpson,Mt. Springfield,"All right, sister. What's your game?",all right sister whats your game,6 +135864,484,200,Hans Moleman: We're just trying to put our relationship back together.,1041000,TRUE,963,544,Hans Moleman,Mt. Springfield,We're just trying to put our relationship back together.,were just trying to put our relationship back together,9 +135865,484,201,"Lunchlady Dora: In the sack he's Salisbury steak, everywhere else (DISDAINFUL) creamed corn.",1044000,TRUE,4715,544,Lunchlady Dora,Mt. Springfield,"In the sack he's Salisbury steak, everywhere else creamed corn.",in the sack hes salisbury steak everywhere else creamed corn,10 +135866,484,202,Lisa Simpson: I am so sorry. (NERVOUS CHUCKLE),1049000,TRUE,9,544,Lisa Simpson,Mt. Springfield,I am so sorry.,i am so sorry,4 +135867,484,203,Milhouse Van Houten: Lisa?,1054000,TRUE,25,544,Milhouse Van Houten,Mt. Springfield,Lisa?,lisa,1 +135868,484,204,Taffy: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Not her again.,1058000,TRUE,5863,544,Taffy,Mt. Springfield,Not her again.,not her again,3 +135869,484,205,"Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, Lisa. Can't you leave me alone? We're over.",1060000,TRUE,25,544,Milhouse Van Houten,Mt. Springfield,"Yeah, Lisa. Can't you leave me alone? We're over.",yeah lisa cant you leave me alone were over,9 +135870,484,206,"Taffy: You're not over, you never were! Milhouse, you're a great guy. But we're not gonna work out for one reason.",1064000,TRUE,5863,544,Taffy,Mt. Springfield,"You're not over, you never were! Milhouse, you're a great guy. But we're not gonna work out for one reason.",youre not over you never were milhouse youre a great guy but were not gonna work out for one reason,20 +135871,484,207,Milhouse Van Houten: Is it 'cause when I wore cuffed pants they filled up with leaves?,1069000,TRUE,25,544,Milhouse Van Houten,Mt. Springfield,Is it 'cause when I wore cuffed pants they filled up with leaves?,is it cause when i wore cuffed pants they filled up with leaves,13 +135872,484,208,"Taffy: That wasn't a great day for us, but... it's because you'll always be in love with her.",1073000,TRUE,5863,544,Taffy,Mt. Springfield,"That wasn't a great day for us, but... it's because you'll always be in love with her.",that wasnt a great day for us but its because youll always be in love with her,17 +135873,484,209,Taffy: He likes his apple pie warm and his a la mode cold. Good luck.,1080000,TRUE,5863,544,Taffy,Mt. Springfield,He likes his apple pie warm and his a la mode cold. Good luck.,he likes his apple pie warm and his a la mode cold good luck,14 +135874,484,210,"Milhouse Van Houten: You don't want me to be with you, you don't want me to be with someone else... how miserable do I have to be before you're happy?",1085000,TRUE,25,544,Milhouse Van Houten,Mt. Springfield,"You don't want me to be with you, you don't want me to be with someone else... how miserable do I have to be before you're happy?",you dont want me to be with you you dont want me to be with someone else how miserable do i have to be before youre happy,27 +135875,484,211,"Lisa Simpson: Milhouse, I... I... (GROANS)",1095000,TRUE,9,544,Lisa Simpson,Mt. Springfield,"Milhouse, I... I...",milhouse i i,3 +135876,484,212,"Milhouse Van Houten: (HAPPY AGAIN) Lisa, does this mean you like me?",1095000,TRUE,25,544,Milhouse Van Houten,Mt. Springfield,"Lisa, does this mean you like me?",lisa does this mean you like me,7 +135877,484,213,Lisa Simpson: (AT A LOSS) Yes... no... I don't know! It means that... that life is full of unexpected things and you should never give up. (QUICKLY) And you're cute in the moonlight.,1104000,TRUE,9,544,Lisa Simpson,Mt. Springfield,Yes... no... I don't know! It means that... that life is full of unexpected things and you should never give up. And you're cute in the moonlight.,yes no i dont know it means that that life is full of unexpected things and you should never give up and youre cute in the moonlight,27 +135878,484,214,Milhouse Van Houten: Everything's coming up Milhouse!,1117000,TRUE,25,544,Milhouse Van Houten,Mt. Springfield,Everything's coming up Milhouse!,everythings coming up milhouse,4 +135879,484,215,(SPRINGFIELD INN: ext. springfield inn - night),1125000,FALSE,NA,3917,NA,SPRINGFIELD INN,NA,NA,NA +135880,484,216,(Policeman's Ball: int. policeman's ball - CONTINUOUS),1125000,FALSE,NA,3918,NA,Policeman's Ball,NA,NA,NA +135881,484,217,Sideshow Mel: (FORMALLY) Doctor and Mrs. Julius Hibbert!,1125000,TRUE,699,3918,Sideshow Mel,Policeman's Ball,Doctor and Mrs. Julius Hibbert!,doctor and mrs julius hibbert,5 +135882,484,218,"Sideshow Mel: Mr. Discotheque Stuart, unaccompanied!",1128000,TRUE,699,3918,Sideshow Mel,Policeman's Ball,"Mr. Discotheque Stuart, unaccompanied!",mr discotheque stuart unaccompanied,4 +135883,484,219,Disco Stu: My girlfriend isn't feeling well tonight.,1132000,TRUE,1867,3918,Disco Stu,Policeman's Ball,My girlfriend isn't feeling well tonight.,my girlfriend isnt feeling well tonight,6 +135884,484,220,Sideshow Mel: Krusty the Clown and Disco Stu's girlfriend!,1135000,TRUE,699,3918,Sideshow Mel,Policeman's Ball,Krusty the Clown and Disco Stu's girlfriend!,krusty the clown and disco stus girlfriend,7 +135885,484,221,Sideshow Mel: Mr. Homer J. and Mrs. Marge Bouvier Simpson!,1140000,TRUE,699,3918,Sideshow Mel,Policeman's Ball,Mr. Homer J. and Mrs. Marge Bouvier Simpson!,mr homer j and mrs marge bouvier simpson,8 +135886,484,222,Women: (AWED GASPS),1140000,FALSE,1878,3918,Women,Policeman's Ball,NA,NA,NA +135887,484,223,Bernice Hibbert: Her hair!,1147000,TRUE,2089,3918,Bernice Hibbert,Policeman's Ball,Her hair!,her hair,2 +135888,484,224,"Lindsay Naegle: Move over, Lard Lad statue. It's the eighth wonder of the Springfield world!",1150000,TRUE,3057,3918,Lindsay Naegle,Policeman's Ball,"Move over, Lard Lad statue. It's the eighth wonder of the Springfield world!",move over lard lad statue its the eighth wonder of the springfield world,13 +135889,484,225,"Lindsay Naegle: You've outdone yourself, Homer!",1156000,TRUE,3057,3918,Lindsay Naegle,Policeman's Ball,"You've outdone yourself, Homer!",youve outdone yourself homer,4 +135890,484,226,"Lindsay Naegle: Oh, yes, ladies. I've outdone myself. Outdone myself... by not doing it at all! (GESTURES TO MARGE'S HAIR)",1160000,TRUE,3057,3918,Lindsay Naegle,Policeman's Ball,"Oh, yes, ladies. I've outdone myself. Outdone myself... by not doing it at all!",oh yes ladies ive outdone myself outdone myself by not doing it at all,14 +135891,484,227,Lindsay Naegle: (TIPSY) Stop talkin' crazy talk.,1166000,TRUE,3057,3918,Lindsay Naegle,Policeman's Ball,Stop talkin' crazy talk.,stop talkin crazy talk,4 +135892,484,228,Homer Simpson: I'm afraid it's all too true. My wife has betrayed me... with another hairdresser!,1168000,TRUE,2,3918,Homer Simpson,Policeman's Ball,I'm afraid it's all too true. My wife has betrayed me... with another hairdresser!,im afraid its all too true my wife has betrayed me with another hairdresser,14 +135893,484,229,Homer Simpson: Another hairdresser?,1174000,TRUE,2,3918,Homer Simpson,Policeman's Ball,Another hairdresser?,another hairdresser,2 +135894,484,230,Bernice Hibbert: (FRANTIC) Who is it? We must know!,1176000,TRUE,2089,3918,Bernice Hibbert,Policeman's Ball,Who is it? We must know!,who is it we must know,6 +135895,484,231,"Marge Simpson: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Julio is my little secret! (OVER-ACTED GASP) I've said too much!",1178000,TRUE,1,3918,Marge Simpson,Policeman's Ball,"No, no, no, no, no, no, no, Julio is my little secret! I've said too much!",no no no no no no no julio is my little secret ive said too much,16 +135896,484,232,Cookie Kwan: Julio?,1185000,TRUE,3688,3918,Cookie Kwan,Policeman's Ball,Julio?,julio,1 +135897,484,233,"Julio: That's right, ladies. And I never heard a complaint I didn't sympathetically cluck to. (CLUCKING NOISES) That's how I roll.",1186000,TRUE,3853,3918,Julio,Policeman's Ball,"That's right, ladies. And I never heard a complaint I didn't sympathetically cluck to. That's how I roll.",thats right ladies and i never heard a complaint i didnt sympathetically cluck to thats how i roll,18 +135898,484,234,"Julio: Okay, first five customers get a discount. Next five hear secrets about the first five. Come on, get in line.",1193000,TRUE,3853,3918,Julio,Policeman's Ball,"Okay, first five customers get a discount. Next five hear secrets about the first five. Come on, get in line.",okay first five customers get a discount next five hear secrets about the first five come on get in line,20 +135899,484,235,Julio: It worked perfectly. As if anyone but you can make me feel this beautiful.,1201000,TRUE,3853,3918,Julio,Policeman's Ball,It worked perfectly. As if anyone but you can make me feel this beautiful.,it worked perfectly as if anyone but you can make me feel this beautiful,14 +135900,484,236,"Homer Simpson: Aw sweetie, thanks for saving me from the horrible life Warren Beatty lived in ""Shampoo."" And now it's time to pay you back...",1207000,TRUE,2,3918,Homer Simpson,Policeman's Ball,"Aw sweetie, thanks for saving me from the horrible life Warren Beatty lived in ""Shampoo."" And now it's time to pay you back...",aw sweetie thanks for saving me from the horrible life warren beatty lived in shampoo and now its time to pay you back,23 +135901,484,237,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - back yard - day),1224000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135902,484,238,"Marge Simpson: (PLEASED ""OOHS"" AND ""AHHS"") Homie, you're making my toes curl. You sure know how to please a woman.",1224000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, you're making my toes curl. You sure know how to please a woman.",homie youre making my toes curl you sure know how to please a woman,14 +135903,484,239,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.,1230000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,As long as it doesn't involve losing weight or changing my pants.,as long as it doesnt involve losing weight or changing my pants,12 +135904,485,0,(Ogdenville: Ext. Ogdenville - day),58000,FALSE,NA,3577,NA,Ogdenville,NA,NA,NA +135905,485,1,(Bakery: int. bakery - day),58000,FALSE,NA,3567,NA,Bakery,NA,NA,NA +135906,485,2,"Homer Simpson: I love your low prices, but why did these weddings get cancelled?",58000,TRUE,2,3567,Homer Simpson,Bakery,"I love your low prices, but why did these weddings get cancelled?",i love your low prices but why did these weddings get cancelled,12 +135907,485,3,Salesman: Returned because of a fight over the pre-nup.,63000,TRUE,124,3567,Salesman,Bakery,Returned because of a fight over the pre-nup.,returned because of a fight over the pre-nup,8 +135908,485,4,Homer Simpson: (SYMPATHETIC) Awww...,65000,TRUE,2,3567,Homer Simpson,Bakery,Awww...,awww,1 +135909,485,5,Salesman: (INDICATES ANOTHER CAKE) That one there? Bride's dad made a racist toast.,67000,TRUE,124,3567,Salesman,Bakery,That one there? Bride's dad made a racist toast.,that one there brides dad made a racist toast,9 +135910,485,6,"Homer Simpson: (""TUT-TUT"" NOISES)",67000,FALSE,2,3567,Homer Simpson,Bakery,NA,NA,NA +135948,485,44,Homer Simpson: And these keys are from all my jobs.,216000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And these keys are from all my jobs.,and these keys are from all my jobs,8 +135911,485,7,"Salesman: (INDICATES WITH THUMB) She wanted a cake with blue rosettes, he slept with her sister.",71000,TRUE,124,3567,Salesman,Bakery,"She wanted a cake with blue rosettes, he slept with her sister.",she wanted a cake with blue rosettes he slept with her sister,12 +135912,485,8,"Homer Simpson: Cake, will you do me the honor of making my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world? (EXCITED) You will?!",75000,TRUE,2,3567,Homer Simpson,Bakery,"Cake, will you do me the honor of making my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world? You will?!",cake will you do me the honor of making my stomach the happiest bag of acid in the world you will,21 +135913,485,9,(Highway: ext. highway - later),86000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +135914,485,10,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),86000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +135915,485,11,"Homer Simpson: (GRIM, TURNING WHEEL) Time for a shortcut.",86000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Time for a shortcut.,time for a shortcut,4 +135916,485,12,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,90000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +135917,485,13,(Car: int. car - continuous),96000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +135918,485,14,"Bart Simpson: Dad, the cake!",96000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,"Dad, the cake!",dad the cake,3 +135919,485,15,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, our lives!",104000,TRUE,9,2,Lisa Simpson,Car,"Dad, our lives!",dad our lives,3 +135920,485,16,Homer Simpson: Fine.,105000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Fine.,fine,1 +135921,485,17,(NARROW MOUNTAIN ROAD: ext. narrow mountain road - day),119000,FALSE,NA,3919,NA,NARROW MOUNTAIN ROAD,NA,NA,NA +135922,485,18,"Homer Simpson: Uh-oh, they've got the right-of-way.",119000,TRUE,2,3919,Homer Simpson,NARROW MOUNTAIN ROAD,"Uh-oh, they've got the right-of-way.",uh-oh theyve got the right-of-way,5 +135923,485,19,Homer Simpson: Morning.,125000,TRUE,2,3919,Homer Simpson,NARROW MOUNTAIN ROAD,Morning.,morning,1 +135924,485,20,Cyclist: Guten tag.,125000,TRUE,5865,3919,Cyclist,NARROW MOUNTAIN ROAD,Guten tag.,guten tag,2 +135925,485,21,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day),137000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135926,485,22,Maggie Simpson: (HUGE RELIEVED SIGH),137000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135927,485,23,Homer Simpson: (CUTESY) Who's alone in the vehicle?,137000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Who's alone in the vehicle?,whos alone in the vehicle,5 +135928,485,24,Lisa Simpson: Maggie's locked in!,142000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Maggie's locked in!,maggies locked in,3 +135929,485,25,Bart Simpson: With the keys!,143000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,With the keys!,with the keys,3 +135930,485,26,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED MOAN),143000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135931,485,27,Marge Simpson: (EXITING HOUSE) What's wrong?,145000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What's wrong?,whats wrong,2 +135932,485,28,"Homer Simpson: Uh, first the good news... two of your kids are not locked in the car.",147000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, first the good news... two of your kids are not locked in the car.",uh first the good news two of your kids are not locked in the car,15 +135933,485,29,Marge Simpson: Maggie!,151000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maggie!,maggie,1 +135934,485,30,Marge Simpson: (SCREAMS),151000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135935,485,31,Marge Simpson: (RELIEVED NOISE),151000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135936,485,32,Marge Simpson: We've gotta get her out of there! Babies aren't supposed to sleep on their stomach on a cake!,158000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We've gotta get her out of there! Babies aren't supposed to sleep on their stomach on a cake!,weve gotta get her out of there babies arent supposed to sleep on their stomach on a cake,18 +135937,485,33,"Marge Simpson: Okay. Okay, the spare key is somewhere in here.",163000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay. Okay, the spare key is somewhere in here.",okay okay the spare key is somewhere in here,9 +135938,485,34,Lisa Simpson: What's this key with the plastic skull for?,169000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What's this key with the plastic skull for?,whats this key with the plastic skull for,8 +135939,485,35,Bart Simpson: That's the key to my box with the real skull.,172000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's the key to my box with the real skull.,thats the key to my box with the real skull,10 +135940,485,36,Homer Simpson: Maggie!,177000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Maggie!,maggie,1 +135941,485,37,Homer Simpson: (SUCKING FROSTING OFF MAGGIE'S HEAD WHILE IT'S IN HIS MOUTH NOISE),177000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135942,485,38,Lisa Simpson: So how come we have all these other keys?,186000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,So how come we have all these other keys?,so how come we have all these other keys,9 +135943,485,39,"Homer Simpson: Well, if you live long enough you start to accumulate things. (GRABS KEY WITH WOOD BLOCK) This is from a gas station men's room. They put the block of wood on it so you don't walk away with it. These are from a key party we went to before we realized what a key party was--",188000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if you live long enough you start to accumulate things. This is from a gas station men's room. They put the block of wood on it so you don't walk away with it. These are from a key party we went to before we realized what a key party was--",well if you live long enough you start to accumulate things this is from a gas station mens room they put the block of wood on it so you dont walk away with it these are from a key party we went to before we realized what a key party was--,51 +135944,485,40,Marge Simpson: We got out of it just in time.,202000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We got out of it just in time.,we got out of it just in time,8 +135945,485,41,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Aw, come on! You'll miss all the sex!",208000,TRUE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,"Aw, come on! You'll miss all the sex!",aw come on youll miss all the sex,8 +135946,485,42,"Kirk Van Houten: (MAD) Uh, this key opens your parrot cage.",211000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Uh, this key opens your parrot cage.",uh this key opens your parrot cage,7 +135947,485,43,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (STERNLY) Rules are rules.,213000,TRUE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,Rules are rules.,rules are rules,3 +135949,485,45,Marge Simpson: At some point we should try to return these keys to their rightful owners.,219000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,At some point we should try to return these keys to their rightful owners.,at some point we should try to return these keys to their rightful owners,14 +135950,485,46,Bart Simpson: Are you nuts?! Let's have some fun!,223000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you nuts?! Let's have some fun!,are you nuts lets have some fun,7 +135951,485,47,"Marge Simpson: Homer, stop him!",226000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, stop him!",homer stop him,3 +135952,485,48,"Homer Simpson: Stop who, Marge? Be specific.",227000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Stop who, Marge? Be specific.",stop who marge be specific,5 +135953,485,49,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - day),230000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +135954,485,50,Bart Simpson: Time to get my mischief on!,230000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Time to get my mischief on!,time to get my mischief on,6 +135955,485,51,Bart Simpson: Let's start with a little federal crime. (CHUCKLES),233000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Let's start with a little federal crime.,lets start with a little federal crime,7 +135956,485,52,"Man: Oh, thank God! I can get back the angry letter I wrote to my boss!",238000,TRUE,311,270,Man,Springfield Street,"Oh, thank God! I can get back the angry letter I wrote to my boss!",oh thank god i can get back the angry letter i wrote to my boss,15 +135957,485,53,"Woman: I really didn't want that subscription to ""The Atlantic""",242000,TRUE,118,270,Woman,Springfield Street,"I really didn't want that subscription to ""The Atlantic""",i really didnt want that subscription to the atlantic,9 +135958,485,54,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Yes, and this patent application for a robot dog could use a bit more tinkering.",247000,TRUE,442,270,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Street,"Yes, and this patent application for a robot dog could use a bit more tinkering.",yes and this patent application for a robot dog could use a bit more tinkering,15 +135959,485,55,Professor Jonathan Frink: With the biting and the chewing on my tuchus--,252000,TRUE,442,270,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Street,With the biting and the chewing on my tuchus--,with the biting and the chewing on my tuchus--,9 +135960,485,56,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh, the laser eyes! Why did I give it to him?!",255000,TRUE,442,270,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Street,"Oh, the laser eyes! Why did I give it to him?!",oh the laser eyes why did i give it to him,11 +135961,485,57,Bart Simpson: What the? I tried to do bad and I did good!,258000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,What the? I tried to do bad and I did good!,what the i tried to do bad and i did good,11 +135962,485,58,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (À LA NELSON) Haw-haw.,261000,TRUE,140,270,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Springfield Street,Haw-haw.,haw-haw,1 +135963,485,59,Barney Gumble: Keys to the Duff Brewery?! Where'd you get those?!,262000,TRUE,18,270,Barney Gumble,Springfield Street,Keys to the Duff Brewery?! Where'd you get those?!,keys to the duff brewery whered you get those,9 +135964,485,60,"Homer Simpson: Well, it might have been the time when...",266000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Well, it might have been the time when...",well it might have been the time when,8 +135965,485,61,"Duffman: Duffman doesn't need Duff to have fun! (BEAT) Seriously, you got any beer?",274000,TRUE,2277,270,Duffman,Springfield Street,"Duffman doesn't need Duff to have fun! Seriously, you got any beer?",duffman doesnt need duff to have fun seriously you got any beer,12 +135966,485,62,Homer Simpson: No.,278000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,No.,no,1 +135967,485,63,Duffman: I heard drowning makes you feel like you're drunk.,280000,TRUE,2277,270,Duffman,Springfield Street,I heard drowning makes you feel like you're drunk.,i heard drowning makes you feel like youre drunk,9 +135968,485,64,(Sidewalk: ext. sidewalk - day),287000,FALSE,NA,269,NA,Sidewalk,NA,NA,NA +135969,485,65,Homer Simpson: Or maybe I just found them on the ground.,287000,TRUE,2,269,Homer Simpson,Sidewalk,Or maybe I just found them on the ground.,or maybe i just found them on the ground,9 +135970,485,66,(Duff Brewery Grounds: ext. duff brewery grounds - day),295000,FALSE,NA,3920,NA,Duff Brewery Grounds,NA,NA,NA +135971,485,67,Barney Gumble: Wow! The guys at the AA meeting will never believe this!,295000,TRUE,18,3920,Barney Gumble,Duff Brewery Grounds,Wow! The guys at the AA meeting will never believe this!,wow the guys at the aa meeting will never believe this,11 +135972,485,68,(Duff Brewery: int. duff brewery - moments later),299000,FALSE,NA,798,NA,Duff Brewery,NA,NA,NA +135973,485,69,Homer Simpson: Oh my God... there's the fire brewer... the beechwood ager... the rat filter...,299000,TRUE,2,798,Homer Simpson,Duff Brewery,Oh my God... there's the fire brewer... the beechwood ager... the rat filter...,oh my god theres the fire brewer the beechwood ager the rat filter,13 +135974,485,70,"Homer Simpson: The Duff blimp! (RAPTUROUS) Oh, how I'd love to drive that thing.",313000,TRUE,2,798,Homer Simpson,Duff Brewery,"The Duff blimp! Oh, how I'd love to drive that thing.",the duff blimp oh how id love to drive that thing,11 +135975,485,71,"Homer Simpson: (AMAZED) Really, Duff blimp? You really want me to?",321000,TRUE,2,798,Homer Simpson,Duff Brewery,"Really, Duff blimp? You really want me to?",really duff blimp you really want me to,8 +135976,485,72,"Homer Simpson: Oh, what the hell? Life is made to be lived. I've been buttoned down too long!",327000,TRUE,2,798,Homer Simpson,Duff Brewery,"Oh, what the hell? Life is made to be lived. I've been buttoned down too long!",oh what the hell life is made to be lived ive been buttoned down too long,16 +135977,485,73,"Barney Gumble: (CHUCKLES) Hey Homer, I really had you going there, huh? (LOOKS AROUND) Homer?",333000,TRUE,18,798,Barney Gumble,Duff Brewery,"Hey Homer, I really had you going there, huh? Homer?",hey homer i really had you going there huh homer,10 +135978,485,74,Homer Simpson: (IN DISTANCE) When we see each other again you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!,338000,TRUE,2,798,Homer Simpson,Duff Brewery,When we see each other again you'll be an old man and I'll be a baby!,when we see each other again youll be an old man and ill be a baby,16 +135979,485,75,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - day),343000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136038,485,134,"Marge Simpson: Excuse me, has anyone seen my toy?",612000,TRUE,1,38,Marge Simpson,Conference Room,"Excuse me, has anyone seen my toy?",excuse me has anyone seen my toy,7 +135980,485,76,Marge Simpson: ...And these are from sardine cans your father opened. He saved them out of sentimental value.,343000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,...And these are from sardine cans your father opened. He saved them out of sentimental value.,and these are from sardine cans your father opened he saved them out of sentimental value,16 +135981,485,77,Lisa Simpson: I'll return this to the school.,351000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll return this to the school.,ill return this to the school,6 +135982,485,78,"Marge Simpson: Well, Maggie, one key left for us!",353000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, Maggie, one key left for us!",well maggie one key left for us,7 +135983,485,79,Marge Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL) This looks like it's from a wind-up toy.,356000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This looks like it's from a wind-up toy.,this looks like its from a wind-up toy,8 +135984,485,80,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR) I hope we haven't stumbled onto my anniversary present.,364000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I hope we haven't stumbled onto my anniversary present.,i hope we havent stumbled onto my anniversary present,9 +135985,485,81,Marge Simpson: (INTO PHONE) Homer? (FRUSTRATED NOISE) Could you please turn down those blimp engines and tell me where you are?,381000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer? Could you please turn down those blimp engines and tell me where you are?,homer could you please turn down those blimp engines and tell me where you are,15 +135986,485,82,"Marge Simpson: I'll call you back! (HANGS UP) Come back, Pooter Toot! People might be offended by your mild tastelessness! (CHUCKLE)",390000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll call you back! Come back, Pooter Toot! People might be offended by your mild tastelessness!",ill call you back come back pooter toot people might be offended by your mild tastelessness,16 +135987,485,83,"Ned Flanders: Oh, isn't that a cute little choo-choo... (REALIZES, ANGUISHED HORRIFIED SCREAMS)",398000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Oh, isn't that a cute little choo-choo...",oh isnt that a cute little choo-choo,7 +135988,485,84,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS),398000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135989,485,85,"Rod Flanders: Daddy, did you make that devil's music?",402000,TRUE,121,5,Rod Flanders,Simpson Home,"Daddy, did you make that devil's music?",daddy did you make that devils music,7 +135990,485,86,"Ned Flanders: It wasn't me, boys! It was the train!",405000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"It wasn't me, boys! It was the train!",it wasnt me boys it was the train,8 +135991,485,87,"Todd Flanders: (SUSPICIOUS) What train, Daddy?",407000,TRUE,5,5,Todd Flanders,Simpson Home,"What train, Daddy?",what train daddy,3 +135992,485,88,Ned Flanders: (FLUSTERED) It was right there... with the (MIMES HAND-CAR PUMPING MOTION)... and the...,409000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,It was right there... with the ... and the...,it was right there with the and the,8 +135993,485,89,Rod Flanders: (ALSO SUSPICIOUS) Jesus cries blood every time you lie.,413000,TRUE,121,5,Rod Flanders,Simpson Home,Jesus cries blood every time you lie.,jesus cries blood every time you lie,7 +135994,485,90,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE),413000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +135995,485,91,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),420000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +135996,485,92,"Nelson Muntz: Hey, Lisa. Whatcha doin'?",420000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, Lisa. Whatcha doin'?",hey lisa whatcha doin,4 +135997,485,93,Lisa Simpson: Returning this lost key to Principal Skinner.,422000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Returning this lost key to Principal Skinner.,returning this lost key to principal skinner,7 +135998,485,94,Nelson Muntz: But that key could open any door in the school. Aren't you curious?,425000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,But that key could open any door in the school. Aren't you curious?,but that key could open any door in the school arent you curious,13 +135999,485,95,"Lisa Simpson: Well, maybe a little. But I'd never break the rules.",428000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, maybe a little. But I'd never break the rules.",well maybe a little but id never break the rules,10 +136000,485,96,Nelson Muntz: (MOCKING) Little Miss Play-It-Safe. Have a nice day... just like yesterday... and the day before that... and the day before that...,431000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Little Miss Play-It-Safe. Have a nice day... just like yesterday... and the day before that... and the day before that...,little miss play-it-safe have a nice day just like yesterday and the day before that and the day before that,20 +136001,485,97,Nelson Muntz: And the day before that... and the day before that... and the day before that...and the day before that... and the day before that...,434000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,And the day before that... and the day before that... and the day before that...and the day before that... and the day before that...,and the day before that and the day before that and the day before thatand the day before that and the day before that,24 +136002,485,98,"Seymour Skinner: Nelson, either tell them what they're having for lunch, or get off the P.A.",450000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Nelson, either tell them what they're having for lunch, or get off the P.A.",nelson either tell them what theyre having for lunch or get off the pa,14 +136003,485,99,Nelson Muntz: Sloppy Joes... and the day before that... tater tots... and the day before that...,453000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Sloppy Joes... and the day before that... tater tots... and the day before that...,sloppy joes and the day before that tater tots and the day before that,14 +136004,485,100,(Springfield Elementary School Basement: ext. school basement - day),460000,FALSE,NA,3921,NA,Springfield Elementary School Basement,NA,NA,NA +136005,485,101,Lisa Simpson: (TEMPTED NOISE) Banned books?!,460000,TRUE,9,3921,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Basement,Banned books?!,banned books,2 +136006,485,102,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) Band books?!,464000,TRUE,9,3921,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Basement,Band books?!,band books,2 +136007,485,103,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS),464000,FALSE,9,3921,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Basement,NA,NA,NA +136008,485,104,Lisa Simpson: Could this key open...,467000,TRUE,9,3921,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Basement,Could this key open...,could this key open,4 +136009,485,105,"Lisa Simpson: Get thee behind me (NA-MOO-CHE) Namuche! (EXPLAINING TO NEARBY KID) That's the Buddhist Satan. (THE KID WALKS OFF, LISA SHRUGS) Let's give it a shot.",470000,TRUE,9,3921,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Basement,Get thee behind me Namuche! That's the Buddhist Satan. Let's give it a shot.,get thee behind me namuche thats the buddhist satan lets give it a shot,14 +136010,485,106,"Lisa Simpson: No problem, just some cobwebs.",482000,TRUE,9,3921,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Basement,"No problem, just some cobwebs.",no problem just some cobwebs,5 +136011,485,107,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED YELP),482000,FALSE,9,3921,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Basement,NA,NA,NA +136012,485,108,(CLASSROOM: int. classroom - day),496000,FALSE,NA,27,NA,CLASSROOM,NA,NA,NA +136013,485,109,"Lisa Simpson: (GASP) I've discovered a mystery, wrapped in a riddle in the basement of a lousy school!",496000,TRUE,9,27,Lisa Simpson,CLASSROOM,"I've discovered a mystery, wrapped in a riddle in the basement of a lousy school!",ive discovered a mystery wrapped in a riddle in the basement of a lousy school,15 +136014,485,110,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),503000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136015,485,111,"Lisa Simpson: It's like five classrooms in one! A science room... student lounge... mathnasium... (GASPS) An experimental theater! All set for a production of Samuel Beckett's ""Endgame""!",503000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"It's like five classrooms in one! A science room... student lounge... mathnasium... An experimental theater! All set for a production of Samuel Beckett's ""Endgame""!",its like five classrooms in one a science room student lounge mathnasium an experimental theater all set for a production of samuel becketts endgame,24 +136016,485,112,"Lisa Simpson: Ooh, a pull-down map of...",515000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Ooh, a pull-down map of...",ooh a pull-down map of,5 +136017,485,113,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED) Nothing? (LOOKS AROUND) And this ruler is unmarked and... the tabs on this pop-up book have no effect...and this tooth has no dentin! Everything is fake! (TERRIFIED) What is going on?!,518000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Nothing? And this ruler is unmarked and... the tabs on this pop-up book have no effect...and this tooth has no dentin! Everything is fake! What is going on?!,nothing and this ruler is unmarked and the tabs on this pop-up book have no effectand this tooth has no dentin everything is fake what is going on,28 +136018,485,114,(Skinner's Office: int. principal skinner's office - later),533000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +136019,485,115,"Seymour Skinner: Mother, it is my birthday, not our anniversary!",533000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Mother, it is my birthday, not our anniversary!",mother it is my birthday not our anniversary,8 +136020,485,116,"Lisa Simpson: Principal Skinner, do you know anything about a bizarre hidden classroom underneath the school?",536000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Principal Skinner, do you know anything about a bizarre hidden classroom underneath the school?",principal skinner do you know anything about a bizarre hidden classroom underneath the school,14 +136021,485,117,"Seymour Skinner: (INTO PHONE) Mother, I have work to do. (LISTENS, THEN:) Well, it's work if they pay you! (LISTENS, THEN:) They say they're going to!",542000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Mother, I have work to do. Well, it's work if they pay you! They say they're going to!",mother i have work to do well its work if they pay you they say theyre going to,18 +136022,485,118,"Seymour Skinner: Lisa, I know every moldy inch of this unaccredited school. But I have never seen such a thing as you describe.",549000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Lisa, I know every moldy inch of this unaccredited school. But I have never seen such a thing as you describe.",lisa i know every moldy inch of this unaccredited school but i have never seen such a thing as you describe,21 +136023,485,119,Lisa Simpson: It's real. I can show you!,555000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,It's real. I can show you!,its real i can show you,6 +136024,485,120,"Seymour Skinner: Well, I have a very busy schedule, but...",558000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Well, I have a very busy schedule, but...",well i have a very busy schedule but,8 +136025,485,121,"Seymour Skinner: Myra, cancel all my appointments!",561000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Myra, cancel all my appointments!",myra cancel all my appointments,5 +136026,485,122,Lisa Simpson: You're just pressing a Mento.,562000,TRUE,9,28,Lisa Simpson,Skinner's Office,You're just pressing a Mento.,youre just pressing a mento,5 +136027,485,123,Seymour Skinner: Very true.,565000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Very true.,very true,2 +136028,485,124,"Seymour Skinner: Okay, let's go.",567000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Okay, let's go.",okay lets go,3 +136029,485,125,(SKY OVER SPRINGFIELD: ext. sky over springfield - day),573000,FALSE,NA,784,NA,SKY OVER SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +136030,485,126,Homer Simpson: Hm. Is it drinking and driving if you're flying a blimp? Maybe I can find the answer by texting.,573000,TRUE,2,784,Homer Simpson,SKY OVER SPRINGFIELD,Hm. Is it drinking and driving if you're flying a blimp? Maybe I can find the answer by texting.,hm is it drinking and driving if youre flying a blimp maybe i can find the answer by texting,19 +136031,485,127,"Homer Simpson: Yo, Lenny... (MUMBLING WHAT HE TEXTS) ...do you know anything about... flying the blimp while drinking...",579000,TRUE,2,784,Homer Simpson,SKY OVER SPRINGFIELD,"Yo, Lenny... ...do you know anything about... flying the blimp while drinking...",yo lenny do you know anything about flying the blimp while drinking,12 +136032,485,128,Homer Simpson: What was that?,597000,TRUE,2,784,Homer Simpson,SKY OVER SPRINGFIELD,What was that?,what was that,3 +136033,485,129,(Street: Ext. street - day),602000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +136034,485,130,Marge Simpson: Uh-oh.,602000,TRUE,1,1,Marge Simpson,Street,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +136035,485,131,(Conference Room: Int. conference room - continuous),606000,FALSE,NA,38,NA,Conference Room,NA,NA,NA +136036,485,132,Female Ibs Sufferer: This train is mocking our intestinal distress!,606000,TRUE,5866,38,Female Ibs Sufferer,Conference Room,This train is mocking our intestinal distress!,this train is mocking our intestinal distress,7 +136037,485,133,Male Ibs Sufferer: I don't think I've ever felt this irritable.,610000,TRUE,5867,38,Male Ibs Sufferer,Conference Room,I don't think I've ever felt this irritable.,i dont think ive ever felt this irritable,8 +136039,485,135,Female Ibs Sufferer: You mean your wind-up hate crime?,614000,TRUE,5866,38,Female Ibs Sufferer,Conference Room,You mean your wind-up hate crime?,you mean your wind-up hate crime,6 +136040,485,136,Marge Simpson: (PANICKED NOISE),614000,FALSE,1,38,Marge Simpson,Conference Room,NA,NA,NA +136041,485,137,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - hallway - later),619000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136042,485,138,"Lisa Simpson: (DRAMATIC) And now without further ado, I give you... this!!!",619000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"And now without further ado, I give you... this!!!",and now without further ado i give you this,9 +136043,485,139,Lisa Simpson: (EXTREMELY PUZZLED NOISE),619000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136044,485,140,"Seymour Skinner: ""One Thousand and One Vulgar Marching Band Formations.""",629000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,One Thousand and One Vulgar Marching Band Formations.,one thousand and one vulgar marching band formations,8 +136045,485,141,Seymour Skinner: (DISGUSTED NOISE) Truly these band books deserve to be banned.,629000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Truly these band books deserve to be banned.,truly these band books deserve to be banned,8 +136046,485,142,Lisa Simpson: I swear there was a room here!,638000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I swear there was a room here!,i swear there was a room here,7 +136047,485,143,"Seymour Skinner: Lisa, Lisa... go home, relax, try to do some kid things. You know, with a ball or something... or decorate your sneakers with a ""Magic""-brand marker.",640000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, Lisa... go home, relax, try to do some kid things. You know, with a ball or something... or decorate your sneakers with a ""Magic""-brand marker.",lisa lisa go home relax try to do some kid things you know with a ball or something or decorate your sneakers with a magic-brand marker,26 +136048,485,144,Lisa Simpson: (SAD MOAN),640000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136049,485,145,(Streets Of Springfield: ext. streets of springfield - day),657000,FALSE,NA,1523,NA,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +136050,485,146,"Bart Simpson: (SLY CHUCKLE) Maybe this key will be the key to putting the ""key"" in anarchy.",657000,TRUE,8,1523,Bart Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"Maybe this key will be the key to putting the ""key"" in anarchy.",maybe this key will be the key to putting the key in anarchy,13 +136051,485,147,Bart Simpson: The last place anybody would expect to see a moon: the sky! (CHUCKLES),664000,TRUE,8,1523,Bart Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,The last place anybody would expect to see a moon: the sky!,the last place anybody would expect to see a moon the sky,12 +136052,485,148,"Matrons: Why, we never!",673000,TRUE,5868,1523,Matrons,Streets Of Springfield,"Why, we never!",why we never,3 +136053,485,149,"Gil Gunderson: (SIGHS) Goodbye, cruel world!",677000,TRUE,2369,1523,Gil Gunderson,Streets Of Springfield,"Goodbye, cruel world!",goodbye cruel world,3 +136054,485,150,Gil Gunderson: I'm alive! And you're my naked fairy-god-boy.,680000,TRUE,2369,1523,Gil Gunderson,Streets Of Springfield,I'm alive! And you're my naked fairy-god-boy.,im alive and youre my naked fairy-god-boy,7 +136055,485,151,"Bart Simpson: Aw jeez, I hope no one heard you say that.",684000,TRUE,8,1523,Bart Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"Aw jeez, I hope no one heard you say that.",aw jeez i hope no one heard you say that,10 +136056,485,152,(Springfield Town Hall: ext. town hall - day),686000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +136057,485,153,"Mayor Joe Quimby: And so, to this naked fairy-god-boy, I present the key to the city. Now do us a favor and lower your pants for the picture.",686000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"And so, to this naked fairy-god-boy, I present the key to the city. Now do us a favor and lower your pants for the picture.",and so to this naked fairy-god-boy i present the key to the city now do us a favor and lower your pants for the picture,25 +136058,485,154,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),686000,FALSE,8,48,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +136059,485,155,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - hallway - a little later),697000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136060,485,156,Seymour Skinner: Lisa Simpson may be onto us.,697000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Lisa Simpson may be onto us.,lisa simpson may be onto us,6 +136061,485,157,"Gary Chalmers: I oversee fourteen schools, Seymour, and for some reason, I always find myself talking to you about one of the Simpson kids!",698000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"I oversee fourteen schools, Seymour, and for some reason, I always find myself talking to you about one of the Simpson kids!",i oversee fourteen schools seymour and for some reason i always find myself talking to you about one of the simpson kids,22 +136062,485,158,"Gary Chalmers: (NOTICING) Oh my God, there she is. Act natural. Act natural.",704000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh my God, there she is. Act natural. Act natural.",oh my god there she is act natural act natural,10 +136063,485,159,"Gary Chalmers: Oh, oh, hello, student. Um, we were just standing here discussing how we have no, uh, secrets.",708000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, oh, hello, student. Um, we were just standing here discussing how we have no, uh, secrets.",oh oh hello student um we were just standing here discussing how we have no uh secrets,17 +136064,485,160,Seymour Skinner: And nothing to hide. I'll just take that key back now.,715000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,And nothing to hide. I'll just take that key back now.,and nothing to hide ill just take that key back now,11 +136065,485,161,Lisa Simpson: (STRUGGLING NOISES),715000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136066,485,162,"Gary Chalmers: Backing away from something, Lisa?",724000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Backing away from something, Lisa?",backing away from something lisa,5 +136067,485,163,(Streets Of Springfield: ext. streets of springfield - day),733000,FALSE,NA,1523,NA,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +136068,485,164,Homer Simpson: (FAINT DOPPLER SCREAMS),733000,FALSE,2,1523,Homer Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +136104,485,200,"Chief Wiggum: (NOISES OF EXERTION, THEN:) Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.",879000,TRUE,71,37,Chief Wiggum,Road,Things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction.,things on the ground are out of my jurisdiction,9 +136069,485,165,"Lisa Simpson: I've got to get back in that room, but Skinner took away the only key! What would Nancy Drew do?",733000,TRUE,9,1523,Lisa Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"I've got to get back in that room, but Skinner took away the only key! What would Nancy Drew do?",ive got to get back in that room but skinner took away the only key what would nancy drew do,20 +136070,485,166,"Elderly Nancy Drew: (ADDLED) Oh, don't you worry, I'll get my friends The Hardy Boys to help.",740000,TRUE,5869,1523,Elderly Nancy Drew,Streets Of Springfield,"Oh, don't you worry, I'll get my friends The Hardy Boys to help.",oh dont you worry ill get my friends the hardy boys to help,13 +136071,485,167,Elderly Nancy Drew: (SCARED NOISE),740000,FALSE,5869,1523,Elderly Nancy Drew,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +136072,485,168,Ralph Wiggum: Extra! Read all about it! Lisa's a liar! Pants on fire!,745000,TRUE,119,1523,Ralph Wiggum,Streets Of Springfield,Extra! Read all about it! Lisa's a liar! Pants on fire!,extra read all about it lisas a liar pants on fire,11 +136073,485,169,Chief Wiggum: (ON SPEAKER) Pull over!,756000,TRUE,71,1523,Chief Wiggum,Streets Of Springfield,Pull over!,pull over,2 +136074,485,170,Chief Wiggum: Before somebody gets hurt!,756000,TRUE,71,1523,Chief Wiggum,Streets Of Springfield,Before somebody gets hurt!,before somebody gets hurt,4 +136075,485,171,"Homer Simpson: So long, suckers!",762000,TRUE,2,1523,Homer Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"So long, suckers!",so long suckers,3 +136076,485,172,Chief Wiggum: (ANGUISHED) Oh!,765000,TRUE,71,1523,Chief Wiggum,Streets Of Springfield,Oh!,oh,1 +136077,485,173,"Chief Wiggum: Oh, the Zoomanity!",765000,TRUE,71,1523,Chief Wiggum,Streets Of Springfield,"Oh, the Zoomanity!",oh the zoomanity,3 +136078,485,174,Lisa Simpson: (GETTING IDEA NOISE),765000,FALSE,9,1523,Lisa Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +136079,485,175,(Key Store: Ext. key store - day),774000,FALSE,NA,3922,NA,Key Store,NA,NA,NA +136080,485,176,"Lisa Simpson: Hi, my name is Lisa Simpson.",774000,TRUE,9,3922,Lisa Simpson,Key Store,"Hi, my name is Lisa Simpson.",hi my name is lisa simpson,6 +136081,485,177,"Key Man: Ah yes, the Simpsons: a notch and a bump, two notches and a bump.",777000,TRUE,5870,3922,Key Man,Key Store,"Ah yes, the Simpsons: a notch and a bump, two notches and a bump.",ah yes the simpsons a notch and a bump two notches and a bump,14 +136082,485,178,Lisa Simpson: (NODS) That's us. Do you think you could reproduce the key in this photo?,780000,TRUE,9,3922,Lisa Simpson,Key Store,That's us. Do you think you could reproduce the key in this photo?,thats us do you think you could reproduce the key in this photo,13 +136083,485,179,"Key Man: Yeah, but it's gonna cost ya.",785000,TRUE,5870,3922,Key Man,Key Store,"Yeah, but it's gonna cost ya.",yeah but its gonna cost ya,6 +136084,485,180,Lisa Simpson: How much?,787000,TRUE,9,3922,Lisa Simpson,Key Store,How much?,how much,2 +136085,485,181,"Key Man: Dollar eighty-five. And if you want that little plastic ring around it, now that's gonna cost you another seven cents.",788000,TRUE,5870,3922,Key Man,Key Store,"Dollar eighty-five. And if you want that little plastic ring around it, now that's gonna cost you another seven cents.",dollar eighty-five and if you want that little plastic ring around it now thats gonna cost you another seven cents,20 +136086,485,182,Lisa Simpson: Keep the change.,794000,TRUE,9,3922,Lisa Simpson,Key Store,Keep the change.,keep the change,3 +136087,485,183,Key Man: Yes ma'am!,796000,TRUE,5870,3922,Key Man,Key Store,Yes ma'am!,yes maam,2 +136088,485,184,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - after school - day),808000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136089,485,185,Lisa Simpson: How did this bookshelf get here so fast? I bet it's shoddy.,808000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How did this bookshelf get here so fast? I bet it's shoddy.,how did this bookshelf get here so fast i bet its shoddy,12 +136090,485,186,"Lisa Simpson: What do you think of that, Nancy Drew?",815000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"What do you think of that, Nancy Drew?",what do you think of that nancy drew,8 +136091,485,187,"Lisa Simpson: Jeez, they're dropping like flies.",819000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Jeez, they're dropping like flies.",jeez theyre dropping like flies,5 +136092,485,188,"Lisa Simpson: ""The children are on Bus 23."" (GASP)",828000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,The children are on Bus 23.,the children are on bus 23,6 +136093,485,189,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS),828000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136094,485,190,Bart Simpson: (FRUSTRATED) I'm so sick of keys. They've brought nothing but good luck since I got them.,828000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I'm so sick of keys. They've brought nothing but good luck since I got them.,im so sick of keys theyve brought nothing but good luck since i got them,15 +136095,485,191,"Cletus Spuckler: Brandine, I think we finally gots us something to cut off that umbrilical cord.",845000,TRUE,1413,3,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Elementary School,"Brandine, I think we finally gots us something to cut off that umbrilical cord.",brandine i think we finally gots us something to cut off that umbrilical cord,14 +136096,485,192,Brandine Del Roy: Well then you got one more mouth to feed.,851000,TRUE,1875,3,Brandine Del Roy,Springfield Elementary School,Well then you got one more mouth to feed.,well then you got one more mouth to feed,9 +136097,485,193,Brandine Del Roy: (TO CHILD) Y'all want some chocolate milk?,854000,TRUE,1875,3,Brandine Del Roy,Springfield Elementary School,Y'all want some chocolate milk?,yall want some chocolate milk,5 +136098,485,194,"Child: Yes, mama.",856000,TRUE,1076,3,Child,Springfield Elementary School,"Yes, mama.",yes mama,2 +136099,485,195,"Brandine Del Roy: You got it, Embry-Joe.",857000,TRUE,1875,3,Brandine Del Roy,Springfield Elementary School,"You got it, Embry-Joe.",you got it embry-joe,4 +136100,485,196,Child: (SATISFIED NOISE),857000,FALSE,1076,3,Child,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136101,485,197,(Road: Ext. road - day),866000,FALSE,NA,37,NA,Road,NA,NA,NA +136102,485,198,Marge Simpson: That wisenheimer windup toy could be anywhere.,866000,TRUE,1,37,Marge Simpson,Road,That wisenheimer windup toy could be anywhere.,that wisenheimer windup toy could be anywhere,7 +136103,485,199,Marge Simpson: Chief Wiggum! Stop that train!,873000,TRUE,1,37,Marge Simpson,Road,Chief Wiggum! Stop that train!,chief wiggum stop that train,5 +136105,485,201,"Chief Wiggum: Aw, not through my legs. Oh, that's really rubbin' it in.",883000,TRUE,71,37,Chief Wiggum,Road,"Aw, not through my legs. Oh, that's really rubbin' it in.",aw not through my legs oh thats really rubbin it in,11 +136106,485,202,Snake Jailbird: (COCKY LAUGH),883000,FALSE,518,37,Snake Jailbird,Road,NA,NA,NA +136107,485,203,Chief Wiggum: Maybe if I use a pen...,888000,TRUE,71,37,Chief Wiggum,Road,Maybe if I use a pen...,maybe if i use a pen,6 +136108,485,204,"Chief Wiggum: Aw jeez, here comes that girl I always liked in high school.",893000,TRUE,71,37,Chief Wiggum,Road,"Aw jeez, here comes that girl I always liked in high school.",aw jeez here comes that girl i always liked in high school,12 +136109,485,205,"Attractive Woman: Clancy, is that you?",897000,TRUE,1002,37,Attractive Woman,Road,"Clancy, is that you?",clancy is that you,4 +136110,485,206,"Chief Wiggum: (FEIGNING SURPRISE) Oh ah hey, Maryann. Uh, how are you at getting pants off the ground?",898000,TRUE,71,37,Chief Wiggum,Road,"Oh ah hey, Maryann. Uh, how are you at getting pants off the ground?",oh ah hey maryann uh how are you at getting pants off the ground,14 +136111,485,207,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - playground - late afternoon),904000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136112,485,208,Lisa Simpson: Skinner's involved in this. Deep.,904000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Skinner's involved in this. Deep.,skinners involved in this deep,5 +136113,485,209,"Bart Simpson: Crazy classroom, bus full of missing kids... I know who'd have some answers. Someone who's been here a long, long time.",907000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Crazy classroom, bus full of missing kids... I know who'd have some answers. Someone who's been here a long, long time.",crazy classroom bus full of missing kids i know whod have some answers someone whos been here a long long time,21 +136114,485,210,(WOODSHOP: int. woodshop - day),918000,FALSE,NA,3923,NA,WOODSHOP,NA,NA,NA +136115,485,211,"Nelson Muntz: Yeah, I've been held back more times than I can count... which I guess is why I keep getting held back.",918000,TRUE,101,3923,Nelson Muntz,WOODSHOP,"Yeah, I've been held back more times than I can count... which I guess is why I keep getting held back.",yeah ive been held back more times than i can count which i guess is why i keep getting held back,21 +136116,485,212,Lisa Simpson: You know anything about... (DRAMATIC) Bus Twenty-three?,924000,TRUE,9,3923,Lisa Simpson,WOODSHOP,You know anything about... Bus Twenty-three?,you know anything about bus twenty-three,6 +136117,485,213,"Nelson Muntz: (TAKEN ABACK) Whoa, Goldilocks, you best be leaving those bowls of porridge alone.",927000,TRUE,101,3923,Nelson Muntz,WOODSHOP,"Whoa, Goldilocks, you best be leaving those bowls of porridge alone.",whoa goldilocks you best be leaving those bowls of porridge alone,11 +136118,485,214,"Lisa Simpson: (TOUGH-TALKING) There's only one bed that's just right for me, the bed with the truth in it. (NOT TOUGH, NORMAL) Which is probably the third one.",932000,TRUE,9,3923,Lisa Simpson,WOODSHOP,"There's only one bed that's just right for me, the bed with the truth in it. Which is probably the third one.",theres only one bed thats just right for me the bed with the truth in it which is probably the third one,22 +136119,485,215,"Nelson Muntz: (IMPRESSED) All right, I'll tell you. I'll tell you about (OMINOUS) Bus Twenty-three.",938000,TRUE,101,3923,Nelson Muntz,WOODSHOP,"All right, I'll tell you. I'll tell you about Bus Twenty-three.",all right ill tell you ill tell you about bus twenty-three,11 +136120,485,216,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - winter),946000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136121,485,217,Nelson Muntz: It was a cold winter -- two-vest cold.,946000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,It was a cold winter -- two-vest cold.,it was a cold winter -- two-vest cold,8 +136122,485,218,"Nelson Muntz: A bus was loaded with kids for a field trip. I was gonna shake 'em down for field trip money, but what I heard shook me worse than my Dad when I was a baby.",950000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"A bus was loaded with kids for a field trip. I was gonna shake 'em down for field trip money, but what I heard shook me worse than my Dad when I was a baby.",a bus was loaded with kids for a field trip i was gonna shake em down for field trip money but what i heard shook me worse than my dad when i was a baby,35 +136123,485,219,"Seymour Skinner: (ALARMED) Sir, this bus is too heavy to cross the ice bridge. They'll have to take a more circuitous route.",959000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Sir, this bus is too heavy to cross the ice bridge. They'll have to take a more circuitous route.",sir this bus is too heavy to cross the ice bridge theyll have to take a more circuitous route,19 +136124,485,220,Gary Chalmers: There's no time to be safe! Now bang the side of that bus! Bang it twice!,964000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,There's no time to be safe! Now bang the side of that bus! Bang it twice!,theres no time to be safe now bang the side of that bus bang it twice,16 +136125,485,221,Nelson Muntz: That bus never came back.,971000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,That bus never came back.,that bus never came back,5 +136126,485,222,Lisa Simpson: So the answer to our mystery lies on the other side of that ice bridge.,974000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,So the answer to our mystery lies on the other side of that ice bridge.,so the answer to our mystery lies on the other side of that ice bridge,15 +136127,485,223,Bart Simpson: But it's summertime -- the ice bridge will be a water nothing.,978000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,But it's summertime -- the ice bridge will be a water nothing.,but its summertime -- the ice bridge will be a water nothing,12 +136128,485,224,"Homer Simpson: Hey, kids!",981000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, kids!",hey kids,2 +136129,485,225,Homer Simpson: If I tossed you guys a bucket full of something could you pour it out and toss the bucket back up? (BEAT) Don't drink it!,981000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,If I tossed you guys a bucket full of something could you pour it out and toss the bucket back up? Don't drink it!,if i tossed you guys a bucket full of something could you pour it out and toss the bucket back up dont drink it,24 +136130,485,226,(SKIES OVER SPRINGFIELD: ext. skies over springfield - a little later),991000,FALSE,NA,3924,NA,SKIES OVER SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +136131,485,227,(Blimp: int. blimp - continuous),991000,FALSE,NA,668,NA,Blimp,NA,NA,NA +137806,491,280,Young 'uns: (DISAPPOINTED NOISES),1153000,FALSE,5925,3968,Young 'uns,Meth Lab,NA,NA,NA +136132,485,228,Lisa Simpson: That's where the ice bridge would be! Go down!,991000,TRUE,9,668,Lisa Simpson,Blimp,That's where the ice bridge would be! Go down!,thats where the ice bridge would be go down,9 +136133,485,229,(Skies: ext. skies - continuous),997000,FALSE,NA,2864,NA,Skies,NA,NA,NA +136134,485,230,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, stop!",997000,TRUE,9,2864,Lisa Simpson,Skies,"Dad, stop!",dad stop,2 +136135,485,231,Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) But there's so many buttons!,999000,TRUE,2,2864,Homer Simpson,Skies,But there's so many buttons!,but theres so many buttons,5 +136136,485,232,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM),999000,FALSE,9,2864,Lisa Simpson,Skies,NA,NA,NA +136137,485,233,Lisa Simpson: (FALLING INTRIGUED NOISE),999000,FALSE,9,2864,Lisa Simpson,Skies,NA,NA,NA +136138,485,234,(River: ext. river - day),1024000,FALSE,NA,943,NA,River,NA,NA,NA +136139,485,235,(Underwater: int. underwater - continuous),1024000,FALSE,NA,1726,NA,Underwater,NA,NA,NA +136140,485,236,Lisa Simpson: (UNDERWATER SCREAM),1024000,FALSE,9,1726,Lisa Simpson,Underwater,NA,NA,NA +136141,485,237,(Blimp: int. blimp - continuous),1024000,FALSE,NA,668,NA,Blimp,NA,NA,NA +136142,485,238,"Homer Simpson: Bart, take the controls!",1024000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,"Bart, take the controls!",bart take the controls,4 +136143,485,239,Bart Simpson: What videogame is this like?,1025000,TRUE,8,668,Bart Simpson,Blimp,What videogame is this like?,what videogame is this like,5 +136144,485,240,Homer Simpson: Blimp Assassin Three.,1027000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,Blimp Assassin Three.,blimp assassin three,3 +136145,485,241,Bart Simpson: For Wii or Xbox?,1028000,TRUE,8,668,Bart Simpson,Blimp,For Wii or Xbox?,for wii or xbox,4 +136146,485,242,Homer Simpson: Xbox.,1028000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,Xbox.,xbox,1 +136147,485,243,Bart Simpson: Original or Three-Sixty?,1030000,TRUE,8,668,Bart Simpson,Blimp,Original or Three-Sixty?,original or three-sixty,3 +136148,485,244,"Homer Simpson: Fly the blimp, you spoiled kid!",1032000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,"Fly the blimp, you spoiled kid!",fly the blimp you spoiled kid,6 +136149,485,245,(River: ext. river - continuous),1037000,FALSE,NA,943,NA,River,NA,NA,NA +136150,485,246,(Blimp: iNT. BLIMP - CONTINUOUS),1037000,FALSE,NA,668,NA,Blimp,NA,NA,NA +136151,485,247,"Homer Simpson: I'll save you, honey!",1037000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,"I'll save you, honey!",ill save you honey,4 +136152,485,248,Homer Simpson: Boy! Stomp on my head!,1039000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,Boy! Stomp on my head!,boy stomp on my head,5 +136153,485,249,Bart Simpson: Yes! And I've got gum on my shoe!,1041000,TRUE,8,668,Bart Simpson,Blimp,Yes! And I've got gum on my shoe!,yes and ive got gum on my shoe,8 +136154,485,250,Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER) You're a real jerrrk!,1047000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,You're a real jerrrk!,youre a real jerrrk,4 +136155,485,251,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Why you undead little...!,1059000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,Why you undead little...!,why you undead little,4 +136156,485,252,Lisa Simpson: That's not a real arm -- it's plastic!,1062000,TRUE,9,668,Lisa Simpson,Blimp,That's not a real arm -- it's plastic!,thats not a real arm -- its plastic,8 +136157,485,253,"Homer Simpson: That doesn't mean you're any better than him, young lady. He could be a war hero.",1065000,TRUE,2,668,Homer Simpson,Blimp,"That doesn't mean you're any better than him, young lady. He could be a war hero.",that doesnt mean youre any better than him young lady he could be a war hero,16 +136158,485,254,"Lisa Simpson: No, I mean they're mannequins!",1068000,TRUE,9,668,Lisa Simpson,Blimp,"No, I mean they're mannequins!",no i mean theyre mannequins,5 +136159,485,255,(Underwater: int. underwater - continuous),1078000,FALSE,NA,1726,NA,Underwater,NA,NA,NA +136160,485,256,(River: ext. river - continuous),1078000,FALSE,NA,943,NA,River,NA,NA,NA +136161,485,257,"Bart Simpson: (SOMBER) There's nothing I can do to save my sister, the blimp or this airship.",1078000,TRUE,8,943,Bart Simpson,River,"There's nothing I can do to save my sister, the blimp or this airship.",theres nothing i can do to save my sister the blimp or this airship,14 +136162,485,258,(Riverbank: ext. riverbank - a little later),1110000,FALSE,NA,1051,NA,Riverbank,NA,NA,NA +136163,485,259,P.T. Express: (DYING POOT),1110000,FALSE,5871,1051,P.T. Express,Riverbank,NA,NA,NA +136164,485,260,Homer Simpson: (SOBS) All pooted out. (CONTINUES SOBBING),1110000,TRUE,2,1051,Homer Simpson,Riverbank,All pooted out.,all pooted out,3 +136165,485,261,"Marge Simpson: Oh, I'm sorry, Homie.",1113000,TRUE,1,1051,Marge Simpson,Riverbank,"Oh, I'm sorry, Homie.",oh im sorry homie,4 +136166,485,262,Homer Simpson: (SOBS) It's worse than you think. I have to buy you a new anniversary present.,1115000,TRUE,2,1051,Homer Simpson,Riverbank,It's worse than you think. I have to buy you a new anniversary present.,its worse than you think i have to buy you a new anniversary present,14 +136167,485,263,Lisa Simpson: Skinner and Chalmers loaded that bus with those kids... but why?,1122000,TRUE,9,1051,Lisa Simpson,Riverbank,Skinner and Chalmers loaded that bus with those kids... but why?,skinner and chalmers loaded that bus with those kids but why,11 +136168,485,264,Otto Mann: (QUIETLY) I can tell you why.,1127000,TRUE,52,1051,Otto Mann,Riverbank,I can tell you why.,i can tell you why,5 +136169,485,265,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Otto? Are you the one who left the message on the blackboard?,1129000,TRUE,9,1051,Lisa Simpson,Riverbank,Otto? Are you the one who left the message on the blackboard?,otto are you the one who left the message on the blackboard,12 +136170,485,266,"Otto Mann: Yeah, it was me. I was the bus driver when those sweet young angels were swallowed up by the river. (SOBS) Now I'm gonna join them.",1133000,TRUE,52,1051,Otto Mann,Riverbank,"Yeah, it was me. I was the bus driver when those sweet young angels were swallowed up by the river. Now I'm gonna join them.",yeah it was me i was the bus driver when those sweet young angels were swallowed up by the river now im gonna join them,25 +136171,485,267,"Lisa Simpson: Otto, they're just mannequins!",1143000,TRUE,9,1051,Lisa Simpson,Riverbank,"Otto, they're just mannequins!",otto theyre just mannequins,4 +136231,486,20,Groundskeeper Willie: Me bleachers have been weaponized!,92000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Me bleachers have been weaponized!,me bleachers have been weaponized,5 +136172,485,268,Otto Mann: (REALIZES) Then... I'm not responsible for a horrible tragedy! And I didn't do anything wrong by fleeing the scene and not reporting it and killing that hobo with the big mouth. (BEAT) I might have imagined that last part.,1145000,TRUE,52,1051,Otto Mann,Riverbank,Then... I'm not responsible for a horrible tragedy! And I didn't do anything wrong by fleeing the scene and not reporting it and killing that hobo with the big mouth. I might have imagined that last part.,then im not responsible for a horrible tragedy and i didnt do anything wrong by fleeing the scene and not reporting it and killing that hobo with the big mouth i might have imagined that last part,37 +136173,485,269,Gary Chalmers: Skin-ner!,1157000,TRUE,1078,1051,Gary Chalmers,Riverbank,Skin-ner!,skin-ner,1 +136174,485,270,(Car: Int. Car - continuous),1157000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +136175,485,271,"Gary Chalmers: When I say ""drive us to Bolivia,"" that is your cue to start the damn car!",1157000,TRUE,1078,2,Gary Chalmers,Car,"When I say ""drive us to Bolivia,"" that is your cue to start the damn car!",when i say drive us to bolivia that is your cue to start the damn car,16 +136176,485,272,Seymour Skinner: I can't find the key!,1163000,TRUE,3,2,Seymour Skinner,Car,I can't find the key!,i cant find the key,5 +136177,485,273,Bart Simpson: (COCKY) Looking for something?,1166000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,Looking for something?,looking for something,3 +136178,485,274,Seymour Skinner: Yes. My car key.,1167000,TRUE,3,2,Seymour Skinner,Car,Yes. My car key.,yes my car key,4 +136179,485,275,Bart Simpson: (COCKY) Does it look like... this?,1169000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,Does it look like... this?,does it look like this,5 +136180,485,276,Seymour Skinner: Yes. Quite a bit.,1170000,TRUE,3,2,Seymour Skinner,Car,Yes. Quite a bit.,yes quite a bit,4 +136181,485,277,"Gary Chalmers: He's got your key, Seymour.",1172000,TRUE,1078,2,Gary Chalmers,Car,"He's got your key, Seymour.",hes got your key seymour,5 +136182,485,278,(Mysterious Basement Classroom: int. mysterious basement classroom - later),1175000,FALSE,NA,3925,NA,Mysterious Basement Classroom,NA,NA,NA +136183,485,279,Seymour Skinner: I suppose you want to know why this all happened. Picture what I'm describing in your minds.,1175000,TRUE,3,3925,Seymour Skinner,Mysterious Basement Classroom,I suppose you want to know why this all happened. Picture what I'm describing in your minds.,i suppose you want to know why this all happened picture what im describing in your minds,17 +136184,485,280,(NEW SCHOOL: ext. new school - later - FLASHBACK),1180000,FALSE,NA,30,NA,NEW SCHOOL,NA,NA,NA +136185,485,281,"Seymour Skinner: Years ago we received a government grant to improve the school. Unfortunately, I cashed it...and the money was in my pants when mother did the laundry.",1180000,TRUE,3,30,Seymour Skinner,NEW SCHOOL,"Years ago we received a government grant to improve the school. Unfortunately, I cashed it...and the money was in my pants when mother did the laundry.",years ago we received a government grant to improve the school unfortunately i cashed itand the money was in my pants when mother did the laundry,26 +136186,485,282,Seymour Skinner: (TO HIS MOTHER) But these pants were good for another day.,1192000,TRUE,3,30,Seymour Skinner,NEW SCHOOL,But these pants were good for another day.,but these pants were good for another day,8 +136187,485,283,Agnes Skinner: That's not your decision.,1194000,TRUE,192,30,Agnes Skinner,NEW SCHOOL,That's not your decision.,thats not your decision,4 +136188,485,284,Seymour Skinner: I'm the boss of my own laundry!,1196000,TRUE,3,30,Seymour Skinner,NEW SCHOOL,I'm the boss of my own laundry!,im the boss of my own laundry,7 +136189,485,285,"Agnes Skinner: Well, you don't have to sleep next to you!",1198000,TRUE,192,30,Agnes Skinner,NEW SCHOOL,"Well, you don't have to sleep next to you!",well you dont have to sleep next to you,9 +136190,485,286,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - basement - flashback),1201000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136191,485,287,"Gary Chalmers: To keep the feds from coming after us, we built the phony schoolrooms that you saw.",1201000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"To keep the feds from coming after us, we built the phony schoolrooms that you saw.",to keep the feds from coming after us we built the phony schoolrooms that you saw,16 +136192,485,288,(Circular Classroom: int. circular classroom - day - flashback),1207000,FALSE,NA,3926,NA,Circular Classroom,NA,NA,NA +136193,485,289,Gary Chalmers: So all you had to do was fill the class with mannequins and take a few pictures.,1207000,TRUE,1078,3926,Gary Chalmers,Circular Classroom,So all you had to do was fill the class with mannequins and take a few pictures.,so all you had to do was fill the class with mannequins and take a few pictures,17 +136194,485,290,"Gary Chalmers: Yes, except for one small glitch. We could only afford to rent the mannequins.",1211000,TRUE,1078,3926,Gary Chalmers,Circular Classroom,"Yes, except for one small glitch. We could only afford to rent the mannequins.",yes except for one small glitch we could only afford to rent the mannequins,14 +136195,485,291,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),1211000,FALSE,2,3926,Homer Simpson,Circular Classroom,NA,NA,NA +136196,485,292,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - winter - flashback),1217000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136197,485,293,"Seymour Skinner: If we didn't get them back by five, we'd be charged for the extra day.",1217000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"If we didn't get them back by five, we'd be charged for the extra day.",if we didnt get them back by five wed be charged for the extra day,15 +136198,485,294,Gary Chalmers: And they didn't pro-rate.,1221000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,And they didn't pro-rate.,and they didnt pro-rate,4 +136199,485,295,Homer Simpson: (BIGGER GASP),1221000,FALSE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136200,485,296,"Gary Chalmers: Otto, maybe it was wrong of us to let you think you killed twenty-four children -- who could say?",1225000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Otto, maybe it was wrong of us to let you think you killed twenty-four children -- who could say?",otto maybe it was wrong of us to let you think you killed twenty-four children -- who could say,19 +136232,486,21,Seymour Skinner: Abandon gym!,95000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Abandon gym!,abandon gym,2 +136233,486,22,Bart Simpson: (DELIGHTED GETTING CHASED LAUGH),95000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136201,485,297,"Lisa Simpson: Well, there's one thing you didn't count on: my Dad getting a giant wedding cake and my sister locking herself in the car.",1232000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, there's one thing you didn't count on: my Dad getting a giant wedding cake and my sister locking herself in the car.",well theres one thing you didnt count on my dad getting a giant wedding cake and my sister locking herself in the car,23 +136202,485,298,"Seymour Skinner: We planned for the wedding cake, we just didn't see the baby thing coming.",1238000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"We planned for the wedding cake, we just didn't see the baby thing coming.",we planned for the wedding cake we just didnt see the baby thing coming,14 +136203,485,299,"Gary Chalmers: Well, you should've.",1241000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, you should've.",well you shouldve,3 +136204,485,300,Seymour Skinner: How could I? She wasn't even born yet.,1242000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,How could I? She wasn't even born yet.,how could i she wasnt even born yet,8 +136205,485,301,Gary Chalmers: People have babies!,1244000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,People have babies!,people have babies,3 +136206,485,302,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - day),1253000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +136207,485,303,Otto Mann: Not to worry. They're just mannequins.,1253000,TRUE,52,216,Otto Mann,Springfield,Not to worry. They're just mannequins.,not to worry theyre just mannequins,6 +136208,485,304,Milhouse Van Houten: No we're not!,1256000,TRUE,25,216,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield,No we're not!,no were not,3 +136209,485,305,"Otto Mann: Maybe we'll fall real slow like ""Inception.""",1258000,TRUE,52,216,Otto Mann,Springfield,"Maybe we'll fall real slow like ""Inception.""",maybe well fall real slow like inception,7 +136210,485,306,Otto Mann: Oops. Guess not.,1262000,TRUE,52,216,Otto Mann,Springfield,Oops. Guess not.,oops guess not,3 +136211,486,0,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - GYM - continuous),12000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136212,486,1,"Seymour Skinner: (APPLAUDS) Well done, the band. We're all bursting with pride after our girls' basketball team beat Shelbyville two-nothing in triple overtime! Now let's make some noise!!! Using our (LOUD) INSIDE VOICES!",12000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Well done, the band. We're all bursting with pride after our girls' basketball team beat Shelbyville two-nothing in triple overtime! Now let's make some noise!!! Using our INSIDE VOICES!",well done the band were all bursting with pride after our girls basketball team beat shelbyville two-nothing in triple overtime now lets make some noise using our inside voices,29 +136213,486,2,Kids: (QUIET CHEER),12000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136214,486,3,"Seymour Skinner: Please welcome Springfield Elementary's own (""PYU-MAS"") Lady Pumas!",27000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Please welcome Springfield Elementary's own Lady Pumas!,please welcome springfield elementarys own lady pumas,7 +136215,486,4,Kids: (EXTREMELY PUZZLED NOISE),27000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136216,486,5,"Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry, but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily, as equipment manager, (TRIUMPHANT) I... was not... invited! Woo-hoo!",38000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm sorry, but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party. Luckily, as equipment manager, I... was not... invited! Woo-hoo!",im sorry but the team all got food poisoning at the pre-rally egg salad sandwich party luckily as equipment manager i was not invited woo-hoo,25 +136217,486,6,Seymour Skinner: No team? (SIGHS) I guess I just have to give you all an hour of free play.,49000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,No team? I guess I just have to give you all an hour of free play.,no team i guess i just have to give you all an hour of free play,16 +136218,486,7,Audience: (RIOTOUS APPLAUSE),49000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136219,486,8,Nelson Muntz: Let chaos reign!,55000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Let chaos reign!,let chaos reign,3 +136220,486,9,"Lisa Simpson: (YELLING OVER BAND) Actually, I do have a speech prepared!",60000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Actually, I do have a speech prepared!",actually i do have a speech prepared,7 +136221,486,10,Seymour Skinner: Excellent! Free play cancelled!,62000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Excellent! Free play cancelled!,excellent free play cancelled,4 +136222,486,11,Kids: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),62000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136223,486,12,Bart Simpson: No one cancels my free play!,66000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,No one cancels my free play!,no one cancels my free play,6 +136224,486,13,"Bart Simpson: Sorry, man.",69000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Sorry, man.",sorry man,2 +136225,486,14,Milhouse Van Houten: It's okay. Thanks for making me part of the revolution!,71000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,It's okay. Thanks for making me part of the revolution!,its okay thanks for making me part of the revolution,10 +136226,486,15,"Seymour Skinner: Edna, control your student! He's ruined more assemblies than the afternoon sun in the west window!",74000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Edna, control your student! He's ruined more assemblies than the afternoon sun in the west window!",edna control your student hes ruined more assemblies than the afternoon sun in the west window,16 +136227,486,16,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: He's uncontrollable! Pumpkin stickers mean nothing to him!,79000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,He's uncontrollable! Pumpkin stickers mean nothing to him!,hes uncontrollable pumpkin stickers mean nothing to him,8 +136228,486,17,Seymour Skinner: That's crazy talk!,82000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,That's crazy talk!,thats crazy talk,3 +136229,486,18,Kids: (FALLING/GETTING FALLEN ON NOISES),82000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136230,486,19,Bart Simpson: Whee!,91000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Whee!,whee,1 +136372,486,161,Homer Simpson: (CALLING) Little help...,726000,TRUE,2,1802,Homer Simpson,FLANDERS BACK YARD,Little help...,little help,2 +136234,486,23,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (FURIOUS) You unrepentant little twerp!,117000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,You unrepentant little twerp!,you unrepentant little twerp,4 +136235,486,24,"Miss Hoover: (AGHAST) Oh, Edna!",125000,TRUE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, Edna!",oh edna,2 +136236,486,25,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (HOLDS UP PALM) It was an open hand! Does that help?,127000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,It was an open hand! Does that help?,it was an open hand does that help,8 +136237,486,26,"Seymour Skinner: Edna, we can tolerate mild alcoholism, leaving melted cheese in the microwave, even selling A's for cigarettes. But in laying a hand on a student, you have crossed a line.",129000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Edna, we can tolerate mild alcoholism, leaving melted cheese in the microwave, even selling A's for cigarettes. But in laying a hand on a student, you have crossed a line.",edna we can tolerate mild alcoholism leaving melted cheese in the microwave even selling as for cigarettes but in laying a hand on a student you have crossed a line,30 +136238,486,27,"Seymour Skinner: (TO SCHOOL NURSE) Nurse, get a slap kit.",140000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Nurse, get a slap kit.",nurse get a slap kit,5 +136239,486,28,"School Nurse: (DORIS GRAU VOICE) Right away, sir.",141000,TRUE,5140,3,School Nurse,Springfield Elementary School,"Right away, sir.",right away sir,3 +136240,486,29,(Springfield Elementary School Hallway: Int. Springfield elementary hallway - day),143000,FALSE,NA,76,NA,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,NA,NA,NA +136241,486,30,(Skinner's Office: INT. SKINNER'S OFFICE - continuous),143000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +136242,486,31,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (SAD) In all my years of teaching, I've never raised a hand to a student.",143000,TRUE,40,28,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Skinner's Office,"In all my years of teaching, I've never raised a hand to a student.",in all my years of teaching ive never raised a hand to a student,14 +136243,486,32,Homer Simpson: But you learned! You grew!,148000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,But you learned! You grew!,but you learned you grew,5 +136244,486,33,Marge Simpson: No! You should never raise your hand to a child. Just leave the crust on their sandwiches. They'll get the message.,150000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,No! You should never raise your hand to a child. Just leave the crust on their sandwiches. They'll get the message.,no you should never raise your hand to a child just leave the crust on their sandwiches theyll get the message,21 +136245,486,34,"Gary Chalmers: Rest assured, Mrs. Simpson, that we have a zero-tolerance policy for this sort of thing when it occurs in front of witnesses.",157000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Rest assured, Mrs. Simpson, that we have a zero-tolerance policy for this sort of thing when it occurs in front of witnesses.",rest assured mrs simpson that we have a zero-tolerance policy for this sort of thing when it occurs in front of witnesses,22 +136246,486,35,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: What's going to happen to me?,164000,TRUE,40,28,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Skinner's Office,What's going to happen to me?,whats going to happen to me,6 +136247,486,36,"Gary Chalmers: Edna, you're suspended with full pay until the hearing, which is currently scheduled for fifty-seven years from tomorrow. (OFF KRABAPPEL'S LOOK) It was going to be sixty, but I moved it up because (CHUCKLES) I like the way you torment Skinner.",166000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Edna, you're suspended with full pay until the hearing, which is currently scheduled for fifty-seven years from tomorrow. It was going to be sixty, but I moved it up because I like the way you torment Skinner.",edna youre suspended with full pay until the hearing which is currently scheduled for fifty-seven years from tomorrow it was going to be sixty but i moved it up because i like the way you torment skinner,37 +136248,486,37,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (HOPEFUL) So I still get my check, but I get to stay at home?",177000,TRUE,40,28,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Skinner's Office,"So I still get my check, but I get to stay at home?",so i still get my check but i get to stay at home,13 +136249,486,38,Seymour Skinner: I'm afraid it's not quite that simple.,182000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,I'm afraid it's not quite that simple.,im afraid its not quite that simple,7 +136250,486,39,"Gary Chalmers: Uh Seymour, who's running this meeting?",184000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Uh Seymour, who's running this meeting?",uh seymour whos running this meeting,6 +136251,486,40,Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) I thought I was.,186000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,I thought I was.,i thought i was,4 +136252,486,41,"Gary Chalmers: Edna, until the state disciplinary committee rules on your case, every workday you'll report to a school board holding facility -- an educational limbo as it were, where you are the un-baptized dead baby.",188000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Edna, until the state disciplinary committee rules on your case, every workday you'll report to a school board holding facility -- an educational limbo as it were, where you are the un-baptized dead baby.",edna until the state disciplinary committee rules on your case every workday youll report to a school board holding facility -- an educational limbo as it were where you are the un-baptized dead baby,34 +136253,486,42,Seymour Skinner: They never seem to like that analogy.,202000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,They never seem to like that analogy.,they never seem to like that analogy,7 +136254,486,43,(Imposing Downtown Springfield Building: ext. imposing downtown springfield building - day),206000,FALSE,NA,3927,NA,Imposing Downtown Springfield Building,NA,NA,NA +136255,486,44,(Administrative Detention Room: int. administrative detention room - day),206000,FALSE,NA,3928,NA,Administrative Detention Room,NA,NA,NA +136256,486,45,"Gary Chalmers: This is the (MAKES AIR QUOTES) ""Rubber Room,"" where accused teachers are held until the school board decides what to do with them. You show up here every day, seven a.m. to four p.m. Shoes remain on and cell phones remain off. No wi-fi, and you may not refer to this experience as Kafkaesque or Orwellian.",206000,TRUE,1078,3928,Gary Chalmers,Administrative Detention Room,"This is the ""Rubber Room,"" where accused teachers are held until the school board decides what to do with them. You show up here every day, seven a.m. to four p.m. Shoes remain on and cell phones remain off. No wi-fi, and you may not refer to this experience as Kafkaesque or Orwellian.",this is the rubber room where accused teachers are held until the school board decides what to do with them you show up here every day seven am to four pm shoes remain on and cell phones remain off no wi-fi and you may not refer to this experience as kafkaesque or orwellian,53 +136257,486,46,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I have to come here every day?!,223000,TRUE,40,3928,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Detention Room,I have to come here every day?!,i have to come here every day,7 +136258,486,47,"Gary Chalmers: Or, you could quit.",225000,TRUE,1078,3928,Gary Chalmers,Administrative Detention Room,"Or, you could quit.",or you could quit,4 +136259,486,48,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: You'd like that, wouldn't you?",227000,TRUE,40,3928,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Detention Room,"You'd like that, wouldn't you?",youd like that wouldnt you,5 +136260,486,49,Gary Chalmers: The only thing I'd like more is if I could quit.,229000,TRUE,1078,3928,Gary Chalmers,Administrative Detention Room,The only thing I'd like more is if I could quit.,the only thing id like more is if i could quit,11 +136261,486,50,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well, I'm not quitting. I'm staying here till you give me my job back.",232000,TRUE,40,3928,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Detention Room,"Well, I'm not quitting. I'm staying here till you give me my job back.",well im not quitting im staying here till you give me my job back,14 +136262,486,51,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: So, what do you do for fun here?",236000,TRUE,40,3928,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Detention Room,"So, what do you do for fun here?",so what do you do for fun here,8 +136263,486,52,"Jasper Beardly: You'll find ways to pass the time. Me, I watch that crack in the ceiling.",238000,TRUE,273,3928,Jasper Beardly,Administrative Detention Room,"You'll find ways to pass the time. Me, I watch that crack in the ceiling.",youll find ways to pass the time me i watch that crack in the ceiling,15 +136264,486,53,"Jasper Beardly: Hey, find your own crack!",243000,TRUE,273,3928,Jasper Beardly,Administrative Detention Room,"Hey, find your own crack!",hey find your own crack,5 +136265,486,54,"Gary Chalmers: Now before I leave, let me turn on this malfunctioning air conditioner.",246000,TRUE,1078,3928,Gary Chalmers,Administrative Detention Room,"Now before I leave, let me turn on this malfunctioning air conditioner.",now before i leave let me turn on this malfunctioning air conditioner,12 +136266,486,55,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Is that ice?,251000,TRUE,40,3928,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Detention Room,Is that ice?,is that ice,3 +136267,486,56,"Gary Chalmers: No, no, they're spider eggs.",253000,TRUE,1078,3928,Gary Chalmers,Administrative Detention Room,"No, no, they're spider eggs.",no no theyre spider eggs,5 +136268,486,57,"Gary Chalmers: He's a science teacher, he'll know what to do.",257000,TRUE,1078,3928,Gary Chalmers,Administrative Detention Room,"He's a science teacher, he'll know what to do.",hes a science teacher hell know what to do,9 +136269,486,58,(DETENTION FACILITY: Ext. detention facility - day - establishing),268000,FALSE,NA,3929,NA,DETENTION FACILITY,NA,NA,NA +136270,486,59,(RUBBER ROOM: INT. RUBBER ROOM - continuous),268000,FALSE,NA,3930,NA,RUBBER ROOM,NA,NA,NA +136271,486,60,Bart Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Psst! Mrs. K!,268000,TRUE,8,3930,Bart Simpson,RUBBER ROOM,Psst! Mrs. K!,psst mrs k,3 +136272,486,61,Bart Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Down here!,270000,TRUE,8,3930,Bart Simpson,RUBBER ROOM,Down here!,down here,2 +136273,486,62,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Haven't you caused enough trouble?,271000,TRUE,40,3930,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,RUBBER ROOM,Haven't you caused enough trouble?,havent you caused enough trouble,5 +136274,486,63,Bart Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) You shouldn't suffer for my bad deed. It should just go unpunished forever.,274000,TRUE,8,3930,Bart Simpson,RUBBER ROOM,You shouldn't suffer for my bad deed. It should just go unpunished forever.,you shouldnt suffer for my bad deed it should just go unpunished forever,13 +136275,486,64,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (FLAT) Fine, half-assed apology accepted. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of very important things to do.",278000,TRUE,40,3930,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,RUBBER ROOM,"Fine, half-assed apology accepted. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a lot of very important things to do.",fine half-assed apology accepted now if youll excuse me i have a lot of very important things to do,19 +136276,486,65,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: What else do you wanna talk about?,294000,TRUE,40,3930,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,RUBBER ROOM,What else do you wanna talk about?,what else do you wanna talk about,7 +136277,486,66,Bart Simpson: Meet me in the bathroom.,295000,TRUE,8,3930,Bart Simpson,RUBBER ROOM,Meet me in the bathroom.,meet me in the bathroom,5 +136278,486,67,Bart Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Check this out: a dead possum.,301000,TRUE,8,3930,Bart Simpson,RUBBER ROOM,Check this out: a dead possum.,check this out a dead possum,6 +136279,486,68,Bart Simpson: Aye carumba!,304000,TRUE,8,3930,Bart Simpson,RUBBER ROOM,Aye carumba!,aye carumba,2 +136280,486,69,(Bathroom: int. bathroom - continuous),308000,FALSE,NA,92,NA,Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +136281,486,70,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Okay, Bart, what's going on? I'm a teacher in a bathroom with a student. That's why most of these people are here in the first place.",308000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,"Okay, Bart, what's going on? I'm a teacher in a bathroom with a student. That's why most of these people are here in the first place.",okay bart whats going on im a teacher in a bathroom with a student thats why most of these people are here in the first place,26 +136282,486,71,"Bart Simpson: Mrs. K., I'm here to spring you.",314000,TRUE,8,92,Bart Simpson,Bathroom,"Mrs. K., I'm here to spring you.",mrs k im here to spring you,7 +136283,486,72,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well, that's kind of you. Especially after I nearly choked the life out of you.",317000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,"Well, that's kind of you. Especially after I nearly choked the life out of you.",well thats kind of you especially after i nearly choked the life out of you,15 +136284,486,73,Bart Simpson: You didn't do that.,321000,TRUE,8,92,Bart Simpson,Bathroom,You didn't do that.,you didnt do that,4 +136285,486,74,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: No, but that's what I told everyone I did to earn the respect of the gangs.",322000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,"No, but that's what I told everyone I did to earn the respect of the gangs.",no but thats what i told everyone i did to earn the respect of the gangs,16 +136286,486,75,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: But I can't just wander out of here whenever I feel like it.,329000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,But I can't just wander out of here whenever I feel like it.,but i cant just wander out of here whenever i feel like it,13 +136287,486,76,Bart Simpson: (SLY) Who says you're leaving?,332000,TRUE,8,92,Bart Simpson,Bathroom,Who says you're leaving?,who says youre leaving,4 +136288,486,77,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (AMAZED GASP) You made a dummy of me?,335000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,You made a dummy of me?,you made a dummy of me,6 +136289,486,78,"Bart Simpson: (DOWNPLAYING) Mm, I use it to workshop my pranks.",337000,TRUE,8,92,Bart Simpson,Bathroom,"Mm, I use it to workshop my pranks.",mm i use it to workshop my pranks,8 +136290,486,79,Bart Simpson: Now follow me!,345000,TRUE,8,92,Bart Simpson,Bathroom,Now follow me!,now follow me,3 +136291,486,80,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (NERVOUS NOISE) I don't know about this.,350000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,I don't know about this.,i dont know about this,5 +136292,486,81,Bart Simpson: I can't believe a middle-aged woman is scared of a three-story drop.,352000,TRUE,8,92,Bart Simpson,Bathroom,I can't believe a middle-aged woman is scared of a three-story drop.,i cant believe a middle-aged woman is scared of a three-story drop,12 +136293,486,82,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (ANNOYED) I'll show you who's middle-aged!,356000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,I'll show you who's middle-aged!,ill show you whos middle-aged,5 +136294,486,83,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (SCARED NOISE),356000,FALSE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +136295,486,84,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Oh great! The one day I put cream cheese on my bagel!,365000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,Oh great! The one day I put cream cheese on my bagel!,oh great the one day i put cream cheese on my bagel,12 +136296,486,85,Ned Flanders: Did a volcano erupt in Candyland? 'Cause I just caught me a flyin' red hot!,376000,TRUE,11,92,Ned Flanders,Bathroom,Did a volcano erupt in Candyland? 'Cause I just caught me a flyin' red hot!,did a volcano erupt in candyland cause i just caught me a flyin red hot,15 +136297,486,86,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ha! (THEN ATTRACTED) Ah...,382000,TRUE,40,92,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bathroom,Ha! Ah...,ha ah,2 +136298,486,87,(Administrative Suspension Building: ext. administrative suspension building - continuous),387000,FALSE,NA,3931,NA,Administrative Suspension Building,NA,NA,NA +136299,486,88,"Ned Flanders: You know, I don't believe we've ever been formally introduced. (REACHES INTO WALLET) Anyhoo, so I don't commit the deadliest of sins... omission... here's my card.",387000,TRUE,11,3931,Ned Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,"You know, I don't believe we've ever been formally introduced. Anyhoo, so I don't commit the deadliest of sins... omission... here's my card.",you know i dont believe weve ever been formally introduced anyhoo so i dont commit the deadliest of sins omission heres my card,23 +136300,486,89,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Edna Krabappel. Good luck finding a rhyme for that.,396000,TRUE,40,3931,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,Edna Krabappel. Good luck finding a rhyme for that.,edna krabappel good luck finding a rhyme for that,9 +136301,486,90,"Ned Flanders: Okay, Ms. Krabappel, what made you topple?",400000,TRUE,11,3931,Ned Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,"Okay, Ms. Krabappel, what made you topple?",okay ms krabappel what made you topple,7 +136302,486,91,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Oh, your card doesn't lie.",402000,TRUE,40,3931,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,"Oh, your card doesn't lie.",oh your card doesnt lie,5 +136303,486,92,"Ned Flanders: Well, I'm a truthful kinda guy.",405000,TRUE,11,3931,Ned Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,"Well, I'm a truthful kinda guy.",well im a truthful kinda guy,6 +136304,486,93,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: And I like how it's printed in orange.,407000,TRUE,40,3931,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,And I like how it's printed in orange.,and i like how its printed in orange,8 +136305,486,94,"Ned Flanders: (THINKS HARD, THEN STUMPED NOISE)",407000,FALSE,11,3931,Ned Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,NA,NA,NA +136306,486,95,"Ned Flanders: So, uh, we were talkin' about why you decided to drop in to the ""Flanders arms.""",411000,TRUE,11,3931,Ned Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,"So, uh, we were talkin' about why you decided to drop in to the ""Flanders arms.""",so uh we were talkin about why you decided to drop in to the flanders arms,16 +136307,486,96,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (RUEFUL) For some reason I was following the advice of one Bart Simpson.,416000,TRUE,40,3931,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,For some reason I was following the advice of one Bart Simpson.,for some reason i was following the advice of one bart simpson,12 +136308,486,97,"Ned Flanders: Bart Simpson? Why, he lives right next door to me! Yeah, when they made him, they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails.",420000,TRUE,11,3931,Ned Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,"Bart Simpson? Why, he lives right next door to me! Yeah, when they made him, they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails.",bart simpson why he lives right next door to me yeah when they made him they did not skimp on the puppy dog tails,24 +136309,486,98,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (NODS) And what about that father?,426000,TRUE,40,3931,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,And what about that father?,and what about that father,5 +136310,486,99,"Ned Flanders: Homer? (DIPLOMATIC CHUCKLE) Yeah, he's the peanut in your popcorn... lots of fun... I guess. So, what say we have lunch?",428000,TRUE,11,3931,Ned Flanders,Administrative Suspension Building,"Homer? Yeah, he's the peanut in your popcorn... lots of fun... I guess. So, what say we have lunch?",homer yeah hes the peanut in your popcorn lots of fun i guess so what say we have lunch,19 +136311,486,100,(MALL RESTAURANT: int. mall restaurant - half an hour later),438000,FALSE,NA,3932,NA,MALL RESTAURANT,NA,NA,NA +136312,486,101,"Ned Flanders: ...Y'know, I wouldn't mind Homer lying naked in his hammock, but does he have to string it up higher than the fence line?",438000,TRUE,11,3932,Ned Flanders,MALL RESTAURANT,"...Y'know, I wouldn't mind Homer lying naked in his hammock, but does he have to string it up higher than the fence line?",yknow i wouldnt mind homer lying naked in his hammock but does he have to string it up higher than the fence line,23 +136313,486,102,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (FISHING) I'll bet your wife doesn't like it.,444000,TRUE,40,3932,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,MALL RESTAURANT,I'll bet your wife doesn't like it.,ill bet your wife doesnt like it,7 +136314,486,103,"Ned Flanders: Oh, I'm afraid my Maudie's putting plastic on the clouds now.",446000,TRUE,11,3932,Ned Flanders,MALL RESTAURANT,"Oh, I'm afraid my Maudie's putting plastic on the clouds now.",oh im afraid my maudies putting plastic on the clouds now,11 +136315,486,104,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (SECRETLY PLEASED) Oh, you poor man.",449000,TRUE,40,3932,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,MALL RESTAURANT,"Oh, you poor man.",oh you poor man,4 +136316,486,105,"Ned Flanders: Besides my kids, the only thing in my life is my business... The Leftorium. We've been the anchor store in the ""sad mall"" for the last ten years.",451000,TRUE,11,3932,Ned Flanders,MALL RESTAURANT,"Besides my kids, the only thing in my life is my business... The Leftorium. We've been the anchor store in the ""sad mall"" for the last ten years.",besides my kids the only thing in my life is my business the leftorium weve been the anchor store in the sad mall for the last ten years,28 +136317,486,106,"Ned Flanders: (OBLIVIOUS) And you're a former Mrs. (MAKING CONVERSATION) So, uh... where's your husband buried?",459000,TRUE,11,3932,Ned Flanders,MALL RESTAURANT,"And you're a former Mrs. So, uh... where's your husband buried?",and youre a former mrs so uh wheres your husband buried,11 +136318,486,107,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Probably between the hooters of a coat check girl in Shelbyville. Ha!,464000,TRUE,40,3932,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,MALL RESTAURANT,Probably between the hooters of a coat check girl in Shelbyville. Ha!,probably between the hooters of a coat check girl in shelbyville ha,12 +136319,486,108,"Ned Flanders: (CHUCKLES) Oh boy, that laugh is infectious. (TRYING IT OUT) Ha!... Ha!... that's fun!",467000,TRUE,11,3932,Ned Flanders,MALL RESTAURANT,"Oh boy, that laugh is infectious. Ha!... Ha!... that's fun!",oh boy that laugh is infectious ha ha thats fun,10 +136320,486,109,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - later),473000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +136321,486,110,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (WARMLY) Thank you for lunch, Ned.",473000,TRUE,40,270,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Street,"Thank you for lunch, Ned.",thank you for lunch ned,5 +136322,486,111,"Ned Flanders: Well thank you for taking me to that Pinkberry place. It's a lot less racy than its name would lead you to believe. Crossin' it off my ""do-not-go"" list.",475000,TRUE,11,270,Ned Flanders,Springfield Street,"Well thank you for taking me to that Pinkberry place. It's a lot less racy than its name would lead you to believe. Crossin' it off my ""do-not-go"" list.",well thank you for taking me to that pinkberry place its a lot less racy than its name would lead you to believe crossin it off my do-not-go list,29 +136323,486,112,"Ned Flanders: Well sir, I guess I better refenestrate ya.",484000,TRUE,11,270,Ned Flanders,Springfield Street,"Well sir, I guess I better refenestrate ya.",well sir i guess i better refenestrate ya,8 +136324,486,113,Ned Flanders: (CLEARS THROAT) Any chance I could see you again?,491000,TRUE,11,270,Ned Flanders,Springfield Street,Any chance I could see you again?,any chance i could see you again,7 +136325,486,114,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (PLAYFUL) You know, I am a fallen woman...",493000,TRUE,40,270,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Street,"You know, I am a fallen woman...",you know i am a fallen woman,7 +136326,486,115,"Ned Flanders: (CHUCKLES) Whoa, slow down. I never go to ""second entendre"" on the first date.",497000,TRUE,11,270,Ned Flanders,Springfield Street,"Whoa, slow down. I never go to ""second entendre"" on the first date.",whoa slow down i never go to second entendre on the first date,13 +136327,486,116,"Angry Female Teacher: You've been in there for three hours! What are you doing, taking a bath?",507000,TRUE,5872,270,Angry Female Teacher,Springfield Street,"You've been in there for three hours! What are you doing, taking a bath?",youve been in there for three hours what are you doing taking a bath,14 +136328,486,117,Homer Simpson: Awww...,515000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Awww...,awww,1 +136329,486,118,(RUBBER ROOM: Int. rubber room - day),536000,FALSE,NA,3930,NA,RUBBER ROOM,NA,NA,NA +136330,486,119,"Gary Chalmers: Good news, Edna. The governor crushed the teacher's union so you don't have to stay here anymore. Now I can just fire you.",536000,TRUE,1078,3930,Gary Chalmers,RUBBER ROOM,"Good news, Edna. The governor crushed the teacher's union so you don't have to stay here anymore. Now I can just fire you.",good news edna the governor crushed the teachers union so you dont have to stay here anymore now i can just fire you,23 +136331,486,120,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Where will I go?,544000,TRUE,40,3930,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,RUBBER ROOM,Where will I go?,where will i go,4 +136332,486,121,Gary Chalmers: I'll rehire you. But you will have to work weekends as a prison guard.,545000,TRUE,1078,3930,Gary Chalmers,RUBBER ROOM,I'll rehire you. But you will have to work weekends as a prison guard.,ill rehire you but you will have to work weekends as a prison guard,14 +136333,486,122,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well, I would get a chance to see lots of my former students. You've got a deal.",550000,TRUE,40,3930,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,RUBBER ROOM,"Well, I would get a chance to see lots of my former students. You've got a deal.",well i would get a chance to see lots of my former students youve got a deal,17 +136334,486,123,(Edna's Apartment Building: Ext. edna's apartment building - evening),555000,FALSE,NA,3065,NA,Edna's Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +136335,486,124,(Edna's Apartment: int. edna's apartment - continuous),555000,FALSE,NA,559,NA,Edna's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +136336,486,125,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Mmm! Getting sprung really made me feel like celebrating. Let's see what you're hiding under this sweater.,555000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,Mmm! Getting sprung really made me feel like celebrating. Let's see what you're hiding under this sweater.,mmm getting sprung really made me feel like celebrating lets see what youre hiding under this sweater,17 +136337,486,126,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Huh. Well, maybe I should lose a layer.",562000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"Huh. Well, maybe I should lose a layer.",huh well maybe i should lose a layer,8 +136338,486,127,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (SUGGESTIVE NOISE),562000,FALSE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +136339,486,128,"Ned Flanders: (DEEP BREATH) Edna, you're a very beautiful woman... but I'm a little uh, you know... uncomfortable with premarital sex.",570000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"Edna, you're a very beautiful woman... but I'm a little uh, you know... uncomfortable with premarital sex.",edna youre a very beautiful woman but im a little uh you know uncomfortable with premarital sex,17 +136340,486,129,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Oh come on, Ned, we've both been married before. Those two boys of yours weren't delivered by stork.",578000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"Oh come on, Ned, we've both been married before. Those two boys of yours weren't delivered by stork.",oh come on ned weve both been married before those two boys of yours werent delivered by stork,18 +136373,486,162,"Homer Simpson: Little help... little help... Flanders, little help?",726000,TRUE,2,1802,Homer Simpson,FLANDERS BACK YARD,"Little help... little help... Flanders, little help?",little help little help flanders little help,7 +136341,486,130,Ned Flanders: Oh yes they were! We deliberately chose a Doctor Stork so we could say it without lying.,584000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,Oh yes they were! We deliberately chose a Doctor Stork so we could say it without lying.,oh yes they were we deliberately chose a doctor stork so we could say it without lying,17 +136342,486,131,"Ned Flanders: But I think if we hold off for a while, you'll find I'm well worth the wait. Like a mild cheddar I get tangy when I'm sittin' on the shelf.",589000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"But I think if we hold off for a while, you'll find I'm well worth the wait. Like a mild cheddar I get tangy when I'm sittin' on the shelf.",but i think if we hold off for a while youll find im well worth the wait like a mild cheddar i get tangy when im sittin on the shelf,30 +136343,486,132,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Okay, I'll try it your way. But can I at least nibble on the cheese?",597000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"Okay, I'll try it your way. But can I at least nibble on the cheese?",okay ill try it your way but can i at least nibble on the cheese,15 +136344,486,133,"Ned Flanders: (CHUCKLES) Well, a little nibble won't hurt your appetite.",605000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"Well, a little nibble won't hurt your appetite.",well a little nibble wont hurt your appetite,8 +136345,486,134,Ned Flanders: You have the energy for one more?,618000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,You have the energy for one more?,you have the energy for one more,7 +136346,486,135,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Absolutely. This is the best DVD about cheese-making I've ever seen.,621000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,Absolutely. This is the best DVD about cheese-making I've ever seen.,absolutely this is the best dvd about cheese-making ive ever seen,11 +136347,486,136,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Oh, great.",626000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"Oh, great.",oh great,2 +136348,486,137,Ken Burns: Episode Seventeen: Muenster.,629000,TRUE,3772,559,Ken Burns,Edna's Apartment,Episode Seventeen: Muenster.,episode seventeen muenster,3 +136349,486,138,"Ned Flanders: Oh, what the heck. I know it's impolite to make a move till episode twenty-five of a Ken Burns documentary, but you're that special.",631000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"Oh, what the heck. I know it's impolite to make a move till episode twenty-five of a Ken Burns documentary, but you're that special.",oh what the heck i know its impolite to make a move till episode twenty-five of a ken burns documentary but youre that special,24 +136350,486,139,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ned?,640000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,Ned?,ned,1 +136351,486,140,"Ned Flanders: That's right, I'm down to my wife-blesser.",642000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"That's right, I'm down to my wife-blesser.",thats right im down to my wife-blesser,7 +136352,486,141,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (SURPRISED, PLEASED NOISE)",642000,FALSE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +136353,486,142,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),654000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136354,486,143,"Kids: (EXCITED, HAPPY NOISES)",654000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136355,486,144,Teachers: (EVEN HAPPIER EXCITED NOISES),654000,FALSE,831,3,Teachers,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136356,486,145,Dewey Largo: It's pinot grigio time!,654000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,It's pinot grigio time!,its pinot grigio time,4 +136357,486,146,"Bart Simpson: See ya tomorrow, Teach.",659000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"See ya tomorrow, Teach.",see ya tomorrow teach,4 +136358,486,147,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Don't remind me.,661000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Don't remind me.,dont remind me,3 +136359,486,148,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (PHONY CHUCKLES THAT TURN TO GRUMBLES),661000,FALSE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136360,486,149,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - day - moments later),675000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +136361,486,150,Bart Simpson: Mrs. K.? Are you still bumping moustaches with Ned?,675000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,Mrs. K.? Are you still bumping moustaches with Ned?,mrs k are you still bumping moustaches with ned,9 +136362,486,151,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (IRRITATED) Yes. And the way things are going, you're going to be seeing me here a lot.",678000,TRUE,40,1033,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Streets,"Yes. And the way things are going, you're going to be seeing me here a lot.",yes and the way things are going youre going to be seeing me here a lot,16 +136363,486,152,Bart Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Even on snow days?,678000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,Even on snow days?,even on snow days,4 +136364,486,153,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Snow days, strike days, half-day afternoons, and all summer long! By the way -- you forgot to bring home your math worksheet.",684000,TRUE,40,1033,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Streets,"Snow days, strike days, half-day afternoons, and all summer long! By the way -- you forgot to bring home your math worksheet.",snow days strike days half-day afternoons and all summer long by the way -- you forgot to bring home your math worksheet,22 +136365,486,154,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: It's due tomorrow -- no excuses.,691000,TRUE,40,1033,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Streets,It's due tomorrow -- no excuses.,its due tomorrow -- no excuses,6 +136366,486,155,Bart Simpson: But... what if my dog eats it?,693000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,But... what if my dog eats it?,but what if my dog eats it,7 +136367,486,156,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: That's the dog that's always eating your homework?,696000,TRUE,40,1033,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Streets,That's the dog that's always eating your homework?,thats the dog thats always eating your homework,8 +136368,486,157,Bart Simpson: Yeah... um... he hates how learning has taken me to a place he'll never go. See?,698000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,Yeah... um... he hates how learning has taken me to a place he'll never go. See?,yeah um he hates how learning has taken me to a place hell never go see,16 +136369,486,158,Bart Simpson: Hang on. Wait a minute.,708000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,Hang on. Wait a minute.,hang on wait a minute,5 +136370,486,159,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),708000,FALSE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +136371,486,160,(FLANDERS BACK YARD: Ext. Flanders back yard - day),726000,FALSE,NA,1802,NA,FLANDERS BACK YARD,NA,NA,NA +136374,486,163,"Ned Flanders: Homer, could you stop throwin' balls over my fence?",732000,TRUE,11,1802,Ned Flanders,FLANDERS BACK YARD,"Homer, could you stop throwin' balls over my fence?",homer could you stop throwin balls over my fence,9 +136375,486,164,"Homer Simpson: Oh, absolutely, Ned. Sorry.",736000,TRUE,2,1802,Homer Simpson,FLANDERS BACK YARD,"Oh, absolutely, Ned. Sorry.",oh absolutely ned sorry,4 +136376,486,165,Homer Simpson: (STIFLING LAUGHTER) Little help...,739000,TRUE,2,1802,Homer Simpson,FLANDERS BACK YARD,Little help...,little help,2 +136377,486,166,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),749000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136378,486,167,"Homer Simpson: (GENIAL) Don't worry, sweetie. Daddy will put Jack back in the box.",749000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, sweetie. Daddy will put Jack back in the box.",dont worry sweetie daddy will put jack back in the box,11 +136379,486,168,"Homer Simpson: Okay, time to go back in the... night-night... (INCREASINGLY FRUSTRATED) This is harder than it looks... don't you humiliate me in front of my kid... I thought we had a deal, man!",753000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, time to go back in the... night-night... This is harder than it looks... don't you humiliate me in front of my kid... I thought we had a deal, man!",okay time to go back in the night-night this is harder than it looks dont you humiliate me in front of my kid i thought we had a deal man,30 +136380,486,169,"Homer Simpson: Well, if it isn't the local school marm... and his new girlfriend. (CHUCKLES, LOUD WHISPER) That's a burn on you, Flanders.",770000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if it isn't the local school marm... and his new girlfriend. That's a burn on you, Flanders.",well if it isnt the local school marm and his new girlfriend thats a burn on you flanders,18 +136381,486,170,"Ned Flanders: (MILD CHUCKLE) Pretty funny, Homer.",780000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Pretty funny, Homer.",pretty funny homer,3 +136382,486,171,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: It's not funny at all. Homer, I'd appreciate it if you weren't so rude to Ned.",782000,TRUE,40,5,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Simpson Home,"It's not funny at all. Homer, I'd appreciate it if you weren't so rude to Ned.",its not funny at all homer id appreciate it if you werent so rude to ned,16 +136383,486,172,"Homer Simpson: Whoa! Flanders, this chick does not get our thing!",786000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whoa! Flanders, this chick does not get our thing!",whoa flanders this chick does not get our thing,9 +136384,486,173,Ned Flanders: (AWKWARD) Actually... she sort of does.,789000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Actually... she sort of does.,actually she sort of does,5 +136385,486,174,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),789000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136386,486,175,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Homer, do you know how lucky you are? Ned is a wonderful, caring man, and a darn good neighbor!",793000,TRUE,40,5,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Simpson Home,"Homer, do you know how lucky you are? Ned is a wonderful, caring man, and a darn good neighbor!",homer do you know how lucky you are ned is a wonderful caring man and a darn good neighbor,19 +136387,486,176,Ned Flanders: (CHIDING) Language.,799000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Language.,language,1 +136388,486,177,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, language.",800000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, language.",yeah language,2 +136389,486,178,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Sorry, Ned, but I can't watch this guy push you around anymore.",801000,TRUE,40,5,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Simpson Home,"Sorry, Ned, but I can't watch this guy push you around anymore.",sorry ned but i cant watch this guy push you around anymore,12 +136390,486,179,Homer Simpson: (SPUTTERING NOISES),801000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136391,486,180,"Homer Simpson: Marge, tell her how I don't push Ned around.",806000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, tell her how I don't push Ned around.",marge tell her how i dont push ned around,9 +136392,486,181,"Marge Simpson: Actually, sometimes you do push Ned around.",809000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Actually, sometimes you do push Ned around.",actually sometimes you do push ned around,7 +136393,486,182,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED NOISE) (FRUSTRATED NOISES),809000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136394,486,183,"Marge Simpson: Don't do that, Homie. It rubs off your side hair.",813000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't do that, Homie. It rubs off your side hair.",dont do that homie it rubs off your side hair,10 +136395,486,184,"Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) Hey Ned, can I borrow some hair?",816000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey Ned, can I borrow some hair?",hey ned can i borrow some hair,7 +136396,486,185,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Which brings me to item number two on the agenda: I understand you borrowed a thing or two from Ned that you never returned...,819000,TRUE,40,5,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Simpson Home,Which brings me to item number two on the agenda: I understand you borrowed a thing or two from Ned that you never returned...,which brings me to item number two on the agenda i understand you borrowed a thing or two from ned that you never returned,24 +136397,486,186,Ned Flanders: And I'll just take my tumbleweed back...,828000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,And I'll just take my tumbleweed back...,and ill just take my tumbleweed back,7 +136398,486,187,"Bart Simpson: See, Dad? Having Krabappel next door is nothing but trouble. Teachers should not be allowed to live near their students. We're natural enemies, like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.",832000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"See, Dad? Having Krabappel next door is nothing but trouble. Teachers should not be allowed to live near their students. We're natural enemies, like George Washington and Abraham Lincoln.",see dad having krabappel next door is nothing but trouble teachers should not be allowed to live near their students were natural enemies like george washington and abraham lincoln,29 +136399,486,188,"Homer Simpson: Don't panic, son. We can bust up Teachy and Preachy. Here's what we do: I'll take Flanders out and remind him of the joys of the single life. You scare Rod and Todd by telling them Krabappel will become their evil stepmother.",843000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't panic, son. We can bust up Teachy and Preachy. Here's what we do: I'll take Flanders out and remind him of the joys of the single life. You scare Rod and Todd by telling them Krabappel will become their evil stepmother.",dont panic son we can bust up teachy and preachy heres what we do ill take flanders out and remind him of the joys of the single life you scare rod and todd by telling them krabappel will become their evil stepmother,42 +136400,486,189,"Bart Simpson: If fairy tales have taught us one thing, it's that first wives are perfect, second wives are horrible.",855000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"If fairy tales have taught us one thing, it's that first wives are perfect, second wives are horrible.",if fairy tales have taught us one thing its that first wives are perfect second wives are horrible,18 +136401,486,190,Homer Simpson: Just the opposite of real life.,861000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Just the opposite of real life.,just the opposite of real life,6 +136402,486,191,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - day - establishing),865000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +136403,486,192,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, isn't this place great? If you're single you can come here every night.",865000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, isn't this place great? If you're single you can come here every night.",yeah isnt this place great if youre single you can come here every night,14 +136404,486,193,"Ned Flanders: I don't wanna come here. Last time I did, someone slipped me a Mickey and wrote ""CHURCHY JOE"" on my face.",869000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,"I don't wanna come here. Last time I did, someone slipped me a Mickey and wrote ""CHURCHY JOE"" on my face.",i dont wanna come here last time i did someone slipped me a mickey and wrote churchy joe on my face,21 +136405,486,194,Carl Carlson: (GIGGLE),869000,FALSE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +136406,486,195,Moe Szyslak: It's your own fault. You gotta read the coaster.,875000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,It's your own fault. You gotta read the coaster.,its your own fault you gotta read the coaster,9 +136407,486,196,Ned Flanders: Oh my.,879000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,Oh my.,oh my,2 +136408,486,197,"Homer Simpson: Ned, let's cut to the chase.",882000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Ned, let's cut to the chase.",ned lets cut to the chase,6 +136409,486,198,"Ned Flanders: Yeah, let me guess. You're probably gonna do something boneheaded like try to talk me outta seein' Edna.",884000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, let me guess. You're probably gonna do something boneheaded like try to talk me outta seein' Edna.",yeah let me guess youre probably gonna do something boneheaded like try to talk me outta seein edna,18 +136410,486,199,"Homer Simpson: Ned, if it's boneheaded to talk you outta seein' Edna, then I don't wanna be brainheaded.",889000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Ned, if it's boneheaded to talk you outta seein' Edna, then I don't wanna be brainheaded.",ned if its boneheaded to talk you outta seein edna then i dont wanna be brainheaded,16 +136411,486,200,"Ned Flanders: Homer, listen to me. For a long time now I've been lookin' over the fence at that wonderful relationship you have with Marge. Then I remember what it was like to have a sweet woman of my own lying in a twin bed across the hall from mine. (CONTINUING)",894000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, listen to me. For a long time now I've been lookin' over the fence at that wonderful relationship you have with Marge. Then I remember what it was like to have a sweet woman of my own lying in a twin bed across the hall from mine.",homer listen to me for a long time now ive been lookin over the fence at that wonderful relationship you have with marge then i remember what it was like to have a sweet woman of my own lying in a twin bed across the hall from mine,48 +136412,486,201,Ned Flanders: Someone to hold the other end of the sheet when I fold it up. (WISTFUL) Someone to put in my prayers.,907000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,Someone to hold the other end of the sheet when I fold it up. Someone to put in my prayers.,someone to hold the other end of the sheet when i fold it up someone to put in my prayers,20 +136413,486,202,"Homer Simpson: (CHOKED UP) Oh Ned, I never dreamed that beneath those iddilies and diddilies there was a dude.",912000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh Ned, I never dreamed that beneath those iddilies and diddilies there was a dude.",oh ned i never dreamed that beneath those iddilies and diddilies there was a dude,15 +136414,486,203,"Ned Flanders: That's right. And like any man, I put on my secret Christian underpants one leg at a time.",918000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,"That's right. And like any man, I put on my secret Christian underpants one leg at a time.",thats right and like any man i put on my secret christian underpants one leg at a time,18 +136415,486,204,"Homer Simpson: (SOBS) Oh, you beautiful, beautiful wuss.",926000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, you beautiful, beautiful wuss.",oh you beautiful beautiful wuss,5 +136416,486,205,(Flanders Living Room: Int. Flanders living room - simultaneous),930000,FALSE,NA,1075,NA,Flanders Living Room,NA,NA,NA +136417,486,206,"Bart Simpson: (""CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS?"") And Cinderella's stepmom made her sew clothes and mop the floor.",930000,TRUE,8,1075,Bart Simpson,Flanders Living Room,And Cinderella's stepmom made her sew clothes and mop the floor.,and cinderellas stepmom made her sew clothes and mop the floor,11 +136418,486,207,Rod Flanders: We do that already.,936000,TRUE,121,1075,Rod Flanders,Flanders Living Room,We do that already.,we do that already,4 +136419,486,208,Todd Flanders: Wanna see me load a bobbin?,938000,TRUE,5,1075,Todd Flanders,Flanders Living Room,Wanna see me load a bobbin?,wanna see me load a bobbin,6 +136420,486,209,"Bart Simpson: No, I...",939000,TRUE,8,1075,Bart Simpson,Flanders Living Room,"No, I...",no i,2 +136421,486,210,Todd Flanders: Give me that shirt. I'll patch the hole in the armpit.,939000,TRUE,5,1075,Todd Flanders,Flanders Living Room,Give me that shirt. I'll patch the hole in the armpit.,give me that shirt ill patch the hole in the armpit,11 +136422,486,211,Todd Flanders: (HAPPY HUMMING NOISES),939000,FALSE,5,1075,Todd Flanders,Flanders Living Room,NA,NA,NA +136423,486,212,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!,947000,TRUE,101,1075,Nelson Muntz,Flanders Living Room,Haw haw!,haw haw,2 +136424,486,213,Nelson Muntz: Can I get this by Tuesday?,948000,TRUE,101,1075,Nelson Muntz,Flanders Living Room,Can I get this by Tuesday?,can i get this by tuesday,6 +136425,486,214,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's bar - continuous),951000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +136426,486,215,"Homer Simpson: (MOVED) Ned, I have a confession to make: I may not have come here solely with the noble intention of getting drunk. But now, from the bottom of my heart, I wish you and Edna the best.",951000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Ned, I have a confession to make: I may not have come here solely with the noble intention of getting drunk. But now, from the bottom of my heart, I wish you and Edna the best.",ned i have a confession to make i may not have come here solely with the noble intention of getting drunk but now from the bottom of my heart i wish you and edna the best,36 +136427,486,216,Homer Simpson: Fellow barflies! To Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel!,961000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Fellow barflies! To Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel!,fellow barflies to ned flanders and edna krabappel,8 +136428,486,217,Barney Gumble: What a fox!,965000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,What a fox!,what a fox,3 +136429,486,218,Carl Carlson: Yes! To Edna!,966000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Yes! To Edna!,yes to edna,3 +136430,486,219,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, that broad is some dame!",967000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, that broad is some dame!",yeah that broad is some dame,6 +136431,486,220,Ned Flanders: (SURPRISED) You all know Edna?,968000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,You all know Edna?,you all know edna,4 +136432,486,221,"Barney Gumble: Oh yeah, man!",970000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,"Oh yeah, man!",oh yeah man,3 +136433,486,222,Carl Carlson: Everybody knows Edna.,971000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Everybody knows Edna.,everybody knows edna,3 +136434,486,223,"Seymour Skinner: (HOLDING TWO-THIRDS-EMPTY BEER MUG) We made sweet music in the band room, poetry during English class, and you don't wanna know what we did in the multi-purpose room.",974000,TRUE,3,15,Seymour Skinner,Moe's Tavern,"We made sweet music in the band room, poetry during English class, and you don't wanna know what we did in the multi-purpose room.",we made sweet music in the band room poetry during english class and you dont wanna know what we did in the multi-purpose room,24 +136435,486,224,Homer Simpson: (TO SKINNER AND BARFLIES) Shut up.,980000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Shut up.,shut up,2 +136436,486,225,Comic Book Guy: My email address is Edna-lover-one-seventy-two. It was the lowest number I could get!,981000,TRUE,801,15,Comic Book Guy,Moe's Tavern,My email address is Edna-lover-one-seventy-two. It was the lowest number I could get!,my email address is edna-lover-one-seventy-two it was the lowest number i could get,13 +136437,486,226,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Guys, quit telling the truth!",986000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Guys, quit telling the truth!",guys quit telling the truth,5 +136438,486,227,"Joey Kramer: Yeah, Edna's amazing.",989000,TRUE,663,15,Joey Kramer,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, Edna's amazing.",yeah ednas amazing,3 +136439,486,228,Ned Flanders: Joey Kramer? The drummer from Aerosmith?,992000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,Joey Kramer? The drummer from Aerosmith?,joey kramer the drummer from aerosmith,6 +136440,486,229,"Joey Kramer: Yup, that's me! And after a night with Edna, I couldn't walk this way, that way, or any other way. Ooh la la!",994000,TRUE,663,15,Joey Kramer,Moe's Tavern,"Yup, that's me! And after a night with Edna, I couldn't walk this way, that way, or any other way. Ooh la la!",yup thats me and after a night with edna i couldnt walk this way that way or any other way ooh la la,23 +136441,486,230,Ned Flanders: Wait... you've all (GULPS) plucked a peach from her tree?,1002000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,Wait... you've all plucked a peach from her tree?,wait youve all plucked a peach from her tree,9 +136442,486,231,"Homer Simpson: Um... uh... (ATTEMPTING TO CHANGE SUBJECT) So uh, Joey, is Wikipedia accurate when it says ""Walk This Way"" was inspired by ""Young Frankenstein?""",1005000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Um... uh... So uh, Joey, is Wikipedia accurate when it says ""Walk This Way"" was inspired by ""Young Frankenstein?""",um uh so uh joey is wikipedia accurate when it says walk this way was inspired by young frankenstein,19 +136443,486,232,"Ned Flanders: Well Homer, you really put one over on old stupid Flanders, here. (SADLY) Thanks a lot, neighbor.",1013000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,"Well Homer, you really put one over on old stupid Flanders, here. Thanks a lot, neighbor.",well homer you really put one over on old stupid flanders here thanks a lot neighbor,16 +136444,486,233,"Homer Simpson: Don't you mean ""neighboreeno?""",1019000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Don't you mean ""neighboreeno?""",dont you mean neighboreeno,4 +136445,486,234,Ned Flanders: No. Just plain neighbor.,1021000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,No. Just plain neighbor.,no just plain neighbor,4 +136446,486,235,"Homer Simpson: You stupid jerks! I can't believe you could be so cruel! Especially you, Joey Kramer!",1029000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"You stupid jerks! I can't believe you could be so cruel! Especially you, Joey Kramer!",you stupid jerks i cant believe you could be so cruel especially you joey kramer,15 +136447,486,236,(Edna's Apartment: ext. Edna's apartment - a few nights later - establishing),1039000,FALSE,NA,559,NA,Edna's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +136448,486,237,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ned, is anything wrong? You've been acting distracted all night.",1039000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"Ned, is anything wrong? You've been acting distracted all night.",ned is anything wrong youve been acting distracted all night,10 +136449,486,238,Ned Flanders: Oh I was just wondering how many boxes of staples I should order for the store. Does ten sound like a lot to you? Twenty? Fifty? What does sound like a lot to you?,1043000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,Oh I was just wondering how many boxes of staples I should order for the store. Does ten sound like a lot to you? Twenty? Fifty? What does sound like a lot to you?,oh i was just wondering how many boxes of staples i should order for the store does ten sound like a lot to you twenty fifty what does sound like a lot to you,34 +136450,486,239,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: What exactly are we talking about here?,1053000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,What exactly are we talking about here?,what exactly are we talking about here,7 +136451,486,240,Ned Flanders: (SIGH) Maybe we should just call it a night.,1055000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,Maybe we should just call it a night.,maybe we should just call it a night,8 +136452,486,241,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (A LITTLE SURPRISED) Oh... okay. See you tomorrow?,1058000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,Oh... okay. See you tomorrow?,oh okay see you tomorrow,5 +136453,486,242,"Lenny's Face: Yeah, give me a kiss, Neddy boy!",1062000,TRUE,5873,559,Lenny's Face,Edna's Apartment,"Yeah, give me a kiss, Neddy boy!",yeah give me a kiss neddy boy,7 +136454,486,243,Skinner's Face: That's right. Kiss all the men that have ever made their way to Edna's adventurous tongue.,1064000,TRUE,5874,559,Skinner's Face,Edna's Apartment,That's right. Kiss all the men that have ever made their way to Edna's adventurous tongue.,thats right kiss all the men that have ever made their way to ednas adventurous tongue,16 +136455,486,244,Comic Book Guy's Face: Including me! I shall be discreet in my tweets but brutal in my blog.,1069000,TRUE,5875,559,Comic Book Guy's Face,Edna's Apartment,Including me! I shall be discreet in my tweets but brutal in my blog.,including me i shall be discreet in my tweets but brutal in my blog,14 +136456,486,245,Joey Kramer: We made love in so many elevators.,1073000,TRUE,663,559,Joey Kramer,Edna's Apartment,We made love in so many elevators.,we made love in so many elevators,7 +136457,486,246,Patty Bouvier: Experiment.,1077000,TRUE,10,559,Patty Bouvier,Edna's Apartment,Experiment.,experiment,1 +136458,486,247,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (ALARMED) What is it?,1079000,TRUE,40,559,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Edna's Apartment,What is it?,what is it,3 +136459,486,248,"Ned Flanders: (PANICKY BREATHS) I can't do it! (HORRIFIED) Edna, call me Delta Airlines 'cause I can't handle your extra baggage.",1080000,TRUE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,"I can't do it! Edna, call me Delta Airlines 'cause I can't handle your extra baggage.",i cant do it edna call me delta airlines cause i cant handle your extra baggage,16 +136460,486,249,"Moe's Face: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No leavin' until we all spook you on Edna's face. (AS IF CALLING OVER HIS SHOULDER) All right, pipe down back there, you'll get your chance!",1087000,TRUE,5876,559,Moe's Face,Edna's Apartment,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No leavin' until we all spook you on Edna's face. All right, pipe down back there, you'll get your chance!",whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa no leavin until we all spook you on ednas face all right pipe down back there youll get your chance,25 +136461,486,250,"Barney Gumble: Oh come on, Moe, quit hoggin' her face!",1095000,TRUE,18,559,Barney Gumble,Edna's Apartment,"Oh come on, Moe, quit hoggin' her face!",oh come on moe quit hoggin her face,8 +136462,486,251,Ned Flanders: (SCREAMS),1095000,FALSE,11,559,Ned Flanders,Edna's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +136463,486,252,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - kitchen - day),1103000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136464,486,253,"Marge Simpson: I hope you're proud of yourself, Homer.",1103000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I hope you're proud of yourself, Homer.",i hope youre proud of yourself homer,7 +136465,486,254,"Homer Simpson: I've got some bad news for you, Marge. I'm actually not.",1106000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've got some bad news for you, Marge. I'm actually not.",ive got some bad news for you marge im actually not,11 +136466,486,255,"Marge Simpson: Well, there's Ned out on his power walk. Maybe you should talk to him.",1111000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, there's Ned out on his power walk. Maybe you should talk to him.",well theres ned out on his power walk maybe you should talk to him,14 +136467,486,256,"Homer Simpson: Wha? My doctor said ""don't walk.""",1115000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wha? My doctor said ""don't walk.""",wha my doctor said dont walk,6 +136468,486,257,Marge Simpson: That was a traffic signal.,1115000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That was a traffic signal.,that was a traffic signal,5 +136469,486,258,Marge Simpson: He's a good man and a good neighbor and you're drinking coffee from his mug right now.,1120000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,He's a good man and a good neighbor and you're drinking coffee from his mug right now.,hes a good man and a good neighbor and youre drinking coffee from his mug right now,17 +136470,486,259,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - moments later),1130000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +136471,486,260,"Homer Simpson: (BREATHING HEAVILY) Flanders, hold up!",1130000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Flanders, hold up!",flanders hold up,3 +136472,486,261,"Homer Simpson: I know, I know you're not comfortable with all the guys Edna's seen around town.",1132000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"I know, I know you're not comfortable with all the guys Edna's seen around town.",i know i know youre not comfortable with all the guys ednas seen around town,15 +136473,486,262,Cletus Spuckler: (DRIVING PAST IN A JALOPY) And country!,1137000,TRUE,1413,410,Cletus Spuckler,Evergreen Terrace,And country!,and country,2 +136474,486,263,"Homer Simpson: Ned, I've learned that the only way a relationship survives is by forgiving! Endless, endless forgiving!",1139000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Ned, I've learned that the only way a relationship survives is by forgiving! Endless, endless forgiving!",ned ive learned that the only way a relationship survives is by forgiving endless endless forgiving,16 +136475,486,264,"Homer Simpson: And didn't the Easter bunny himself say ""forgive them, father, for finding all my eggs?"" And if a giant rabbit can lay chocolate eggs, maybe you and Edna can find a way to make it work.",1156000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"And didn't the Easter bunny himself say ""forgive them, father, for finding all my eggs?"" And if a giant rabbit can lay chocolate eggs, maybe you and Edna can find a way to make it work.",and didnt the easter bunny himself say forgive them father for finding all my eggs and if a giant rabbit can lay chocolate eggs maybe you and edna can find a way to make it work,36 +136476,486,265,(Flanders Home: Ext. Flanders house - day - establishing),1177000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +136477,486,266,"Ned Flanders: Edna, I had a long walk with Homer Simpson yesterday, and as I was carrying him back home, I had a lot of time to think.",1177000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Edna, I had a long walk with Homer Simpson yesterday, and as I was carrying him back home, I had a lot of time to think.",edna i had a long walk with homer simpson yesterday and as i was carrying him back home i had a lot of time to think,26 +136478,486,267,"Ned Flanders: (VERY MAGNANIMOUS) You've been with a lot of men, but I forgive you!",1183000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"You've been with a lot of men, but I forgive you!",youve been with a lot of men but i forgive you,11 +136479,486,268,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: You ""forgive"" me? (STEAMED) You sanctimonious prude! Who are you to judge how I've lived my life? (WITH ATTITUDE) Ned, I'm not ashamed of dating those men, I'm proud.",1190000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"You ""forgive"" me? You sanctimonious prude! Who are you to judge how I've lived my life? Ned, I'm not ashamed of dating those men, I'm proud.",you forgive me you sanctimonious prude who are you to judge how ive lived my life ned im not ashamed of dating those men im proud,26 +136480,486,269,Comic Book Guy: (OUTSIDE WINDOW) I still wear your bra!,1201000,TRUE,801,188,Comic Book Guy,Flanders Home,I still wear your bra!,i still wear your bra,5 +136506,487,13,Homer Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),93000,FALSE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +136481,486,270,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well, not exactly proud, but I'm stuck. (WITH ATTITUDE, WAGGING FINGER) Ned, if we're gonna stay together, you have to promise that my past will never, ever get in our way.",1204000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"Well, not exactly proud, but I'm stuck. Ned, if we're gonna stay together, you have to promise that my past will never, ever get in our way.",well not exactly proud but im stuck ned if were gonna stay together you have to promise that my past will never ever get in our way,27 +136482,486,271,Ned Flanders: I guess this is gonna have to be decided by a higher power.,1207000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,I guess this is gonna have to be decided by a higher power.,i guess this is gonna have to be decided by a higher power,13 +136483,486,272,Marge Simpson: So we're going to let the internet decide. Should Ned and Edna stay together? Visit thesimpsons.com and vote.,1218000,TRUE,1,188,Marge Simpson,Flanders Home,So we're going to let the internet decide. Should Ned and Edna stay together? Visit thesimpsons.com and vote.,so were going to let the internet decide should ned and edna stay together visit thesimpsonscom and vote,18 +136484,486,273,Marge Simpson: We'll announce the results in next year's season premiere. Probably at the end so you'll watch the whole thing.,1226000,TRUE,1,188,Marge Simpson,Flanders Home,We'll announce the results in next year's season premiere. Probably at the end so you'll watch the whole thing.,well announce the results in next years season premiere probably at the end so youll watch the whole thing,19 +136485,486,274,"Homer Simpson: There's a whole host of voting options -- friends with benefits, frenemies with frenefits, super friends with wonder pets, all designed to distract you while we take your personal information and use it to apply for credit cards in your name.",1231000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"There's a whole host of voting options -- friends with benefits, frenemies with frenefits, super friends with wonder pets, all designed to distract you while we take your personal information and use it to apply for credit cards in your name.",theres a whole host of voting options -- friends with benefits frenemies with frenefits super friends with wonder pets all designed to distract you while we take your personal information and use it to apply for credit cards in your name,41 +136486,486,275,Marge Simpson: Homer! Stop teasing!,1245000,TRUE,1,188,Marge Simpson,Flanders Home,Homer! Stop teasing!,homer stop teasing,3 +136487,486,276,Homer Simpson: Right. Teasing.,1247000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Right. Teasing.,right teasing,2 +136488,486,277,Homer Simpson: I'm waitin' for ya.,1249000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,I'm waitin' for ya.,im waitin for ya,4 +136489,486,278,"Homer Simpson: Also, if you wanna find the real shooter of Mr. Burns, go back and look for more clues. They're all there!",1251000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Also, if you wanna find the real shooter of Mr. Burns, go back and look for more clues. They're all there!",also if you wanna find the real shooter of mr burns go back and look for more clues theyre all there,21 +136490,486,279,"Marge Simpson: Homie, it was Maggie.",1256000,TRUE,1,188,Marge Simpson,Flanders Home,"Homie, it was Maggie.",homie it was maggie,4 +136491,486,280,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, right. A baby shot a guy.",1258000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Yeah, right. A baby shot a guy.",yeah right a baby shot a guy,7 +136492,486,281,"Marge Simpson: (TO AUDIENCE, EXASPERATED) Just vote! It's your duty as a citizen of TV.",1261000,TRUE,1,188,Marge Simpson,Flanders Home,Just vote! It's your duty as a citizen of TV.,just vote its your duty as a citizen of tv,10 +136493,487,0,(Comic Book Guy's Office: Int. Comic Book Guy's office - day),4000,FALSE,NA,3933,NA,Comic Book Guy's Office,NA,NA,NA +136494,487,1,"Comic Book Guy: Good evening. Tonight we reveal to you the fate of Nedna. I have devoted my summer to a more meaningful task: savaging Mr. Popper's Penguins online. Anyway, the answer to Ned and Edna is carefully hidden in tonight's episode like a breadcrumb lodged inside my stomach crease. Enjoy.",4000,TRUE,801,3933,Comic Book Guy,Comic Book Guy's Office,"Good evening. Tonight we reveal to you the fate of Nedna. I have devoted my summer to a more meaningful task: savaging Mr. Popper's Penguins online. Anyway, the answer to Ned and Edna is carefully hidden in tonight's episode like a breadcrumb lodged inside my stomach crease. Enjoy.",good evening tonight we reveal to you the fate of nedna i have devoted my summer to a more meaningful task savaging mr poppers penguins online anyway the answer to ned and edna is carefully hidden in tonights episode like a breadcrumb lodged inside my stomach crease enjoy,48 +136495,487,2,Homer Simpson: (SINGING) QUIET STEPS ARE WHAT I TAKE / SNEAKING IN AT NOON...,40000,TRUE,2,3933,Homer Simpson,Comic Book Guy's Office,QUIET STEPS ARE WHAT I TAKE / SNEAKING IN AT NOON...,quiet steps are what i take sneaking in at noon,10 +136496,487,3,Homer Simpson: JUST IN TIME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK / GOT MY FORK AND SPOON,45000,TRUE,2,3933,Homer Simpson,Comic Book Guy's Office,JUST IN TIME FOR MY LUNCH BREAK / GOT MY FORK AND SPOON,just in time for my lunch break got my fork and spoon,12 +136497,487,4,(PLANT: int. plant - continuous),52000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +136498,487,5,"Homer Simpson: TIME THE CAMERAS JUST RIGHT,",52000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"TIME THE CAMERAS JUST RIGHT,",time the cameras just right,5 +136499,487,6,Homer Simpson: DUCK IN THE BATHROOM.,55000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,DUCK IN THE BATHROOM.,duck in the bathroom,4 +136500,487,7,"Barney Gumble: Hi, Homer!",56000,TRUE,18,11,Barney Gumble,PLANT,"Hi, Homer!",hi homer,2 +136501,487,8,"Homer Simpson: I'M STILL DRUNK FROM LAST NIGHT, / GOT DRIVEN HOME, I DON'T KNOW BY WHOM.",57000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"I'M STILL DRUNK FROM LAST NIGHT, / GOT DRIVEN HOME, I DON'T KNOW BY WHOM.",im still drunk from last night got driven home i dont know by whom,14 +136502,487,9,"Homer Simpson: SOME MAY SAY / I DON'T DESERVE ANY PAY, BUT HEY / I CAME UP WITH ""SIXTIES DAY""",66000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"SOME MAY SAY / I DON'T DESERVE ANY PAY, BUT HEY / I CAME UP WITH ""SIXTIES DAY""",some may say i dont deserve any pay but hey i came up with sixties day,16 +136503,487,10,Homer Simpson: LAST MAY!,80000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,LAST MAY!,last may,2 +136504,487,11,"Homer Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE) While I'm here, I might as well pre-punch out...",87000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"While I'm here, I might as well pre-punch out...",while im here i might as well pre-punch out,9 +136505,487,12,"Homer Simpson: (CONSIDERING) Hm, we've had a lot of bills lately. Better put in some overtime.",93000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Hm, we've had a lot of bills lately. Better put in some overtime.",hm weve had a lot of bills lately better put in some overtime,13 +136508,487,15,"Homer Simpson: Larry, my man!",103000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Larry, my man!",larry my man,3 +136509,487,16,"Homer Simpson: (REALIZING) Hey, you're not Larry. How come you're not Larry?",105000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, you're not Larry. How come you're not Larry?",hey youre not larry how come youre not larry,9 +136510,487,17,"Security Guard: (POLITE, BRUSQUE) I wouldn't know, sir.",108000,TRUE,156,10,Security Guard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I wouldn't know, sir.",i wouldnt know sir,4 +136511,487,18,"Homer Simpson: Uh, listen, if you could indulge me... Larry and I fist-bump every morning. Like that...",110000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, listen, if you could indulge me... Larry and I fist-bump every morning. Like that...",uh listen if you could indulge me larry and i fist-bump every morning like that,15 +136512,487,19,Homer Simpson: The warmth of human contact with a manly whiff of violence.,117000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,The warmth of human contact with a manly whiff of violence.,the warmth of human contact with a manly whiff of violence,11 +136513,487,20,Homer Simpson: (ENTICING NOISE),117000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +136514,487,21,Security Guard: Not interested.,122000,TRUE,156,10,Security Guard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Not interested.,not interested,2 +136515,487,22,Homer Simpson: Wha?!,124000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Wha?!,wha,1 +136516,487,23,Homer Simpson: Sheez!,125000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Sheez!,sheez,1 +136517,487,24,"Carl Carlson: Hey, what's with that new security guard? He's acting all aloof. By the way, that's my word of the day: ""he's.""",126000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, what's with that new security guard? He's acting all aloof. By the way, that's my word of the day: ""he's.""",hey whats with that new security guard hes acting all aloof by the way thats my word of the day hes,21 +136518,487,25,"Homer Simpson: Maybe I was a little hard on him, expecting him to be Larry right away. By the way, where is Larry?",130000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Maybe I was a little hard on him, expecting him to be Larry right away. By the way, where is Larry?",maybe i was a little hard on him expecting him to be larry right away by the way where is larry,21 +136519,487,26,Lenny Leonard: Crazy house.,138000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Crazy house.,crazy house,2 +136520,487,27,Carl Carlson: Violent ward.,138000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Violent ward.,violent ward,2 +136521,487,28,Homer Simpson: (OBLIVIOUS) Good ol' Larry.,140000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Good ol' Larry.,good ol larry,3 +136522,487,29,"Homer Simpson: Say... (READS BADGE) Wayne, I couldn't help but notice that your breath doesn't smell like alcohol. You want to go grab a beer after work?",143000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Say... Wayne, I couldn't help but notice that your breath doesn't smell like alcohol. You want to go grab a beer after work?",say wayne i couldnt help but notice that your breath doesnt smell like alcohol you want to go grab a beer after work,23 +136523,487,30,"Wayne: I prefer not to have social interaction with coworkers. It, um... hasn't worked out for me in the past.",150000,TRUE,5877,10,Wayne,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I prefer not to have social interaction with coworkers. It, um... hasn't worked out for me in the past.",i prefer not to have social interaction with coworkers it um hasnt worked out for me in the past,19 +136524,487,31,"Homer Simpson: (TO SELF) Well, maybe he just doesn't like fist-bumping.",155000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, maybe he just doesn't like fist-bumping.",well maybe he just doesnt like fist-bumping,7 +136525,487,32,"FEDEX-TYPE GUY: Hey, Wayne.",158000,TRUE,5878,10,FEDEX-TYPE GUY,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, Wayne.",hey wayne,2 +136526,487,33,"Homer Simpson: (VOWING) As God as my witness, this fist will be bumped.",160000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"As God as my witness, this fist will be bumped.",as god as my witness this fist will be bumped,10 +136527,487,34,FEDEX-TYPE GUY: Put that fool thing down!,165000,TRUE,5878,10,FEDEX-TYPE GUY,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Put that fool thing down!,put that fool thing down,5 +136528,487,35,"Announcer: We now return to ""Master Chef -- (DRAMATIC) Extreme Snack Edition.""",168000,TRUE,33,10,Announcer,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"We now return to ""Master Chef -- Extreme Snack Edition.""",we now return to master chef -- extreme snack edition,10 +136529,487,36,"(""top Chef"" Kitchen: Int. ""top chef"" kitchen - day)",174000,FALSE,NA,3934,NA,"""top Chef"" Kitchen",NA,NA,NA +136530,487,37,"Tom Colicchio: Marge, your ratio of peanut butter to cracker was spot on. And I loved the addition of the thin slice of apple. This was a great plate of food.",174000,TRUE,5879,3934,Tom Colicchio,"""top Chef"" Kitchen","Marge, your ratio of peanut butter to cracker was spot on. And I loved the addition of the thin slice of apple. This was a great plate of food.",marge your ratio of peanut butter to cracker was spot on and i loved the addition of the thin slice of apple this was a great plate of food,29 +136531,487,38,Marge Simpson: Thank you! This is my third favorite reality cooking show!,181000,TRUE,1,3934,Marge Simpson,"""top Chef"" Kitchen",Thank you! This is my third favorite reality cooking show!,thank you this is my third favorite reality cooking show,10 +136532,487,39,"Tom Colicchio: For your prize, you have won a brand new kitchen, which I will now become. (TRANSFORMING NOISE)",185000,TRUE,5879,3934,Tom Colicchio,"""top Chef"" Kitchen","For your prize, you have won a brand new kitchen, which I will now become.",for your prize you have won a brand new kitchen which i will now become,15 +136533,487,40,Tom Colicchio: Ow! Ow! Ow!... I miss my soul patch.,191000,TRUE,5879,3934,Tom Colicchio,"""top Chef"" Kitchen",Ow! Ow! Ow!... I miss my soul patch.,ow ow ow i miss my soul patch,8 +136534,487,41,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED NOISE),191000,FALSE,1,3934,Marge Simpson,"""top Chef"" Kitchen",NA,NA,NA +136535,487,42,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - kitchen - afternoon),199000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136536,487,43,"Marge Simpson: Kids, enjoy your extreme snack!",199000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Kids, enjoy your extreme snack!",kids enjoy your extreme snack,5 +137185,489,161,"Female Alien: (DEEP, BOOMING, FEMALE VOICE) I am a female!",930000,TRUE,4121,1683,Female Alien,ALIEN PLANET,I am a female!,i am a female,4 +136537,487,44,"Bart Simpson: Wait, this tastes different.",204000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait, this tastes different.",wait this tastes different,4 +136538,487,45,Marge Simpson: (UPBEAT) I put a slice of apple in it!,206000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I put a slice of apple in it!,i put a slice of apple in it,8 +136539,487,46,Bart Simpson: Gross!,208000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Gross!,gross,1 +136540,487,47,Lisa Simpson: You know I hate surprises!,209000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You know I hate surprises!,you know i hate surprises,5 +136541,487,48,Bart Simpson: You tricked us!,211000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You tricked us!,you tricked us,3 +136542,487,49,Lisa Simpson: (A LITTLE HYPER) I like routine. I like routine.,212000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I like routine. I like routine.,i like routine i like routine,6 +136543,487,50,Marge Simpson: Did you have a hard day too?,217000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you have a hard day too?,did you have a hard day too,7 +136544,487,51,"Homer Simpson: No, a guy at work seems not to like me. I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like major league umpires not using instant replay.",219000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, a guy at work seems not to like me. I guess it's not much when you look at real problems in the world like major league umpires not using instant replay.",no a guy at work seems not to like me i guess its not much when you look at real problems in the world like major league umpires not using instant replay,32 +136545,487,52,"Marge Simpson: (COMFORTING) It's big to you. Would you like a ""get well"" pork chop?",228000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's big to you. Would you like a ""get well"" pork chop?",its big to you would you like a get well pork chop,12 +136546,487,53,"Homer Simpson: I love you so much! Potatoes and gravy on the side, please.",231000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I love you so much! Potatoes and gravy on the side, please.",i love you so much potatoes and gravy on the side please,12 +136547,487,54,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - late afternoon - wide or aerial shot),239000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +136548,487,55,"Homer Simpson: Charlie, wanna grab a beer?",239000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Charlie, wanna grab a beer?",charlie wanna grab a beer,5 +136549,487,56,"Charlie: No, I was tipsy last night when a telephone survey called, so I told them to call back tonight for more accurate answers.",241000,TRUE,668,10,Charlie,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"No, I was tipsy last night when a telephone survey called, so I told them to call back tonight for more accurate answers.",no i was tipsy last night when a telephone survey called so i told them to call back tonight for more accurate answers,23 +136550,487,57,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED) Oh. Okay.,248000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oh. Okay.,oh okay,2 +136551,487,58,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),254000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +136552,487,59,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),254000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +136553,487,60,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) Wayne!,254000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Wayne!,wayne,1 +136554,487,61,Homer Simpson: Want a ride?,257000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Want a ride?,want a ride,3 +136555,487,62,Wayne: I can walk.,258000,TRUE,5877,29,Wayne,Homer's Car,I can walk.,i can walk,3 +136556,487,63,"Wayne: (AGGRAVATED NOISE, THEN) All right, Homer. You win.",265000,TRUE,5877,29,Wayne,Homer's Car,"All right, Homer. You win.",all right homer you win,5 +136557,487,64,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) You know, I just got a little chill when you said my name.",267000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"You know, I just got a little chill when you said my name.",you know i just got a little chill when you said my name,13 +136558,487,65,Wayne: (MUTTERING) Every town I go to I run into some guy just like this.,270000,TRUE,5877,29,Wayne,Homer's Car,Every town I go to I run into some guy just like this.,every town i go to i run into some guy just like this,13 +136559,487,66,"Homer Simpson: Look, I'm not weird or anything, I just like to feel like I'm friends with everybody.",275000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Look, I'm not weird or anything, I just like to feel like I'm friends with everybody.",look im not weird or anything i just like to feel like im friends with everybody,16 +136560,487,67,"Wayne: (SIGH) Homer, you're a nice guy. I'll have one beer with you. After that, we will have a courteous professional relationship -- and that's it. No secret Santa, we're not trading lunches...",279000,TRUE,5877,29,Wayne,Homer's Car,"Homer, you're a nice guy. I'll have one beer with you. After that, we will have a courteous professional relationship -- and that's it. No secret Santa, we're not trading lunches...",homer youre a nice guy ill have one beer with you after that we will have a courteous professional relationship -- and thats it no secret santa were not trading lunches,31 +136561,487,68,Homer Simpson: (BRIEF PAINED NOISE),279000,FALSE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +136562,487,69,"Wayne: ...and I don't want you calling me at home and saying ""turn on channel six""...",287000,TRUE,5877,29,Wayne,Homer's Car,"...and I don't want you calling me at home and saying ""turn on channel six""...",and i dont want you calling me at home and saying turn on channel six,15 +136563,487,70,Homer Simpson: But what if the weathergirl--,287000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,But what if the weathergirl--,but what if the weathergirl--,5 +136564,487,71,Wayne: I don't care!,294000,TRUE,5877,29,Wayne,Homer's Car,I don't care!,i dont care,3 +136565,487,72,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - evening - establishing),299000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +136566,487,73,Lenny Leonard: Wow -- I can't believe Homer bagged the tiger!,299000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Wow -- I can't believe Homer bagged the tiger!,wow -- i cant believe homer bagged the tiger,9 +136567,487,74,"Wayne: Excuse me, I need to use the...",302000,TRUE,5877,15,Wayne,Moe's Tavern,"Excuse me, I need to use the...",excuse me i need to use the,7 +136568,487,75,Homer Simpson: (CUTTING IN) Men's room? Oh my god! We're completing each other's...,304000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Men's room? Oh my god! We're completing each other's...,mens room oh my god were completing each others,9 +137808,491,282,Brandine Del Roy: (TOUCHED NOISE),1160000,FALSE,1875,3968,Brandine Del Roy,Meth Lab,NA,NA,NA +136569,487,76,Homer Simpson: (PROMPTING) Completing each other's... sen... ten... (REALLY DRAWING IT OUT) cesss...,309000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Completing each other's... sen... ten... cesss...,completing each others sen ten cesss,6 +136570,487,77,Snake Jailbird: Totally surprising entrance!,321000,TRUE,518,15,Snake Jailbird,Moe's Tavern,Totally surprising entrance!,totally surprising entrance,3 +136571,487,78,Snake Jailbird: Hand over your cash and jewelry! Pronto!,324000,TRUE,518,15,Snake Jailbird,Moe's Tavern,Hand over your cash and jewelry! Pronto!,hand over your cash and jewelry pronto,7 +136572,487,79,"Moe Szyslak: Okay now, don't want no trouble. Let me just get my cash out of my cash drawer here.",333000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Okay now, don't want no trouble. Let me just get my cash out of my cash drawer here.",okay now dont want no trouble let me just get my cash out of my cash drawer here,18 +136573,487,80,"Moe Szyslak: Just, uh, linin' up all the Presidents nice and neat... ain't tryin' to be no hero (CHUCKLES)...",339000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Just, uh, linin' up all the Presidents nice and neat... ain't tryin' to be no hero ...",just uh linin up all the presidents nice and neat aint tryin to be no hero,16 +136574,487,81,Moe Szyslak: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE THEN QUICKLY) Here you go.,345000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Here you go.,here you go,3 +136575,487,82,Snake Jailbird: Thanks for the upgrade. Ha-ha!,348000,TRUE,518,15,Snake Jailbird,Moe's Tavern,Thanks for the upgrade. Ha-ha!,thanks for the upgrade ha-ha,5 +136576,487,83,Homer Simpson: (AMAZED) Wayne?,356000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Wayne?,wayne,1 +136577,487,84,"Wayne: (COMMANDING) Stand back, Homer! I know what I'm doing.",357000,TRUE,5877,15,Wayne,Moe's Tavern,"Stand back, Homer! I know what I'm doing.",stand back homer i know what im doing,8 +136578,487,85,"Lenny Leonard: Well, we all know what we're doing. The question is, is it an appropriate reaction to the situation?",360000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Well, we all know what we're doing. The question is, is it an appropriate reaction to the situation?",well we all know what were doing the question is is it an appropriate reaction to the situation,18 +136579,487,86,Snake Jailbird: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Drunks are sooo boring!,365000,TRUE,518,15,Snake Jailbird,Moe's Tavern,Drunks are sooo boring!,drunks are sooo boring,4 +136580,487,87,Moe Szyslak: (ANGUISHED SCREAM) My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings!,371000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,My fresco! That's coming out of your stealings!,my fresco thats coming out of your stealings,8 +136581,487,88,Moe Szyslak: (FURIOUS TO JAILBIRD) That's comin' out of your stealings!,379000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,That's comin' out of your stealings!,thats comin out of your stealings,6 +136582,487,89,"Homer Simpson: Wayne, maybe it's the me being still alive talking, but I think you're awesome.",379000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Wayne, maybe it's the me being still alive talking, but I think you're awesome.",wayne maybe its the me being still alive talking but i think youre awesome,14 +136583,487,90,Wayne: I'm just a guy who saw what needed to be done and did it.,385000,TRUE,5877,15,Wayne,Moe's Tavern,I'm just a guy who saw what needed to be done and did it.,im just a guy who saw what needed to be done and did it,14 +136584,487,91,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, speakin' of which, let's get these eggs back in a jar.",389000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, speakin' of which, let's get these eggs back in a jar.",oh speakin of which lets get these eggs back in a jar,12 +136585,487,92,Snake Jailbird: (ONE QUICK CHOKING SOUND),389000,FALSE,518,15,Snake Jailbird,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +136586,487,93,"Moe Szyslak: Wow, that's the farthest that one of my eggs ever made it down someone's throat!",406000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Wow, that's the farthest that one of my eggs ever made it down someone's throat!",wow thats the farthest that one of my eggs ever made it down someones throat,15 +136587,487,94,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - evening - establishing),414000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136588,487,95,Wayne: It's great to have a home-cooked meal.,414000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,It's great to have a home-cooked meal.,its great to have a home-cooked meal,7 +136589,487,96,"Marge Simpson: Well, if anyone saves my Homie's life, they get a free meal. Which actually comes up about once a week.",416000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if anyone saves my Homie's life, they get a free meal. Which actually comes up about once a week.",well if anyone saves my homies life they get a free meal which actually comes up about once a week,20 +136590,487,97,"Bart Simpson: So Wayne, how'd you learn all those cool self-defense moves?",423000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"So Wayne, how'd you learn all those cool self-defense moves?",so wayne howd you learn all those cool self-defense moves,10 +136591,487,98,Wayne: I had training. Special training. The kind they're not allowed to give anymore.,427000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,I had training. Special training. The kind they're not allowed to give anymore.,i had training special training the kind theyre not allowed to give anymore,13 +136592,487,99,(HIGH-TECH TRAINING FACILITY: int. high-tech training facility - day),481000,FALSE,NA,3935,NA,HIGH-TECH TRAINING FACILITY,NA,NA,NA +136593,487,100,Wayne: (ANGUISHED GROAN),481000,FALSE,5877,3935,Wayne,HIGH-TECH TRAINING FACILITY,NA,NA,NA +136594,487,101,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - dining room - evening),481000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136595,487,102,Wayne: (ANGUISHED) Sorry. I have to go.,481000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,Sorry. I have to go.,sorry i have to go,5 +136596,487,103,"Homer Simpson: Oh c'mon, stay for dessert!",483000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh c'mon, stay for dessert!",oh cmon stay for dessert,5 +136597,487,104,Wayne: (INCREDIBLY ANGUISHED GROAN),483000,FALSE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136598,487,105,"Ned Flanders: Hey Simpson, you wanna hear about the big change in my life?",493000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Hey Simpson, you wanna hear about the big change in my life?",hey simpson you wanna hear about the big change in my life,12 +136599,487,106,Homer Simpson: (DOESN'T CARE) Sure. Why not.,495000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sure. Why not.,sure why not,3 +136632,487,139,Homer Simpson: It's best to concentrate on what you do have.,621000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,It's best to concentrate on what you do have.,its best to concentrate on what you do have,9 +136600,487,107,Ned Flanders: I started drinking orange juice with pulp! I asked the Reverend and he said it was okay. Then he hung right up on me. That man is cranky at three in the mornin'.,497000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,I started drinking orange juice with pulp! I asked the Reverend and he said it was okay. Then he hung right up on me. That man is cranky at three in the mornin'.,i started drinking orange juice with pulp i asked the reverend and he said it was okay then he hung right up on me that man is cranky at three in the mornin,33 +136601,487,108,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - morning),509000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +136602,487,109,"Kent Brockman: And here he is, this week's Noble Nobody!",509000,TRUE,211,10,Kent Brockman,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"And here he is, this week's Noble Nobody!",and here he is this weeks noble nobody,8 +136603,487,110,Wayne: What the f--,512000,TRUE,5877,10,Wayne,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What the f--,what the f--,3 +136604,487,111,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - TV room - continuous),512000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136605,487,112,"Kent Brockman: A quiet, unassuming security guard who foiled a robbery at a local tavern as seen in this Taiwanese animated dramatization.",512000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"A quiet, unassuming security guard who foiled a robbery at a local tavern as seen in this Taiwanese animated dramatization.",a quiet unassuming security guard who foiled a robbery at a local tavern as seen in this taiwanese animated dramatization,20 +136606,487,113,"Narrator: As the barflies look on, security guard Wayne dispatches the evil jailbird.",549000,TRUE,56,5,Narrator,Simpson Home,"As the barflies look on, security guard Wayne dispatches the evil jailbird.",as the barflies look on security guard wayne dispatches the evil jailbird,12 +136607,487,114,Snake Jailbird: (CHINESE NOISES OF PAIN),549000,FALSE,518,5,Snake Jailbird,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136608,487,115,Narrator: The evil Moe takes back his eggs for later consumption.,549000,TRUE,56,5,Narrator,Simpson Home,The evil Moe takes back his eggs for later consumption.,the evil moe takes back his eggs for later consumption,10 +136609,487,116,Moe Szyslak: (SNEAKY CHINESE NOISES),549000,FALSE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136610,487,117,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - taiwanese animation - later),549000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +136611,487,118,Narrator: Then the barflies drank too much.,549000,TRUE,56,15,Narrator,Moe's Tavern,Then the barflies drank too much.,then the barflies drank too much,6 +136612,487,119,Narrator: The boy came to get his father.,549000,TRUE,56,15,Narrator,Moe's Tavern,The boy came to get his father.,the boy came to get his father,7 +136613,487,120,Narrator: And they drove home.,549000,TRUE,56,15,Narrator,Moe's Tavern,And they drove home.,and they drove home,4 +136614,487,121,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear power plant - continuous),549000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +136615,487,122,"Wayne: Please sir, just let me do my job.",549000,TRUE,5877,10,Wayne,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Please sir, just let me do my job.",please sir just let me do my job,8 +136616,487,123,"C. Montgomery Burns: Pish tush! Wayne, as a reward for your valiant fisticuffery, I hereby award you the Springfield Nuclear Plant Silver Safety Hat!",551000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Pish tush! Wayne, as a reward for your valiant fisticuffery, I hereby award you the Springfield Nuclear Plant Silver Safety Hat!",pish tush wayne as a reward for your valiant fisticuffery i hereby award you the springfield nuclear plant silver safety hat,21 +136617,487,124,(CIA OFFICE: int. CIA office - day),569000,FALSE,NA,3936,NA,CIA OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +136618,487,125,"Cia Official: Thanks to you, Wayne, we did not lose the visible half of the moon.",569000,TRUE,5880,3936,Cia Official,CIA OFFICE,"Thanks to you, Wayne, we did not lose the visible half of the moon.",thanks to you wayne we did not lose the visible half of the moon,14 +136619,487,126,"Wayne: Just doing my job, sir.",573000,TRUE,5877,3936,Wayne,CIA OFFICE,"Just doing my job, sir.",just doing my job sir,5 +136620,487,127,Cia Official: All too well. I'm afraid that protocol demands that I totally erase your memory.,574000,TRUE,5880,3936,Cia Official,CIA OFFICE,All too well. I'm afraid that protocol demands that I totally erase your memory.,all too well im afraid that protocol demands that i totally erase your memory,14 +136621,487,128,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - morning),590000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +136622,487,129,"Wayne: (CHOKING BURNS) Die, you fascist bastard!",590000,TRUE,5877,10,Wayne,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Die, you fascist bastard!",die you fascist bastard,4 +136623,487,130,"C. Montgomery Burns: (HOPEFUL) Mother, is that you?",593000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Mother, is that you?",mother is that you,4 +136624,487,131,"Homer Simpson: Wayne, stop! That's Mr. Burns.",595000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wayne, stop! That's Mr. Burns.",wayne stop thats mr burns,5 +136625,487,132,"C. Montgomery Burns: (CATCHES BREATH, FURIOUS) I expect insolence, but rank insolence? Off with his job!",602000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I expect insolence, but rank insolence? Off with his job!",i expect insolence but rank insolence off with his job,10 +136626,487,133,Wayne: (ANGUISHED NOISE) Dammit.,607000,TRUE,5877,10,Wayne,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Dammit.,dammit,1 +136627,487,134,(PLANT: iNT. PLANT - LOCKER ROOM - LATER),609000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +136628,487,135,Homer Simpson: Why don't you come stay with us till you can get back on your feet?,609000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,Why don't you come stay with us till you can get back on your feet?,why dont you come stay with us till you can get back on your feet,15 +136629,487,136,Wayne: (TOUCHED) Really? Are you sure?,612000,TRUE,5877,11,Wayne,PLANT,Really? Are you sure?,really are you sure,4 +136630,487,137,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) Of course. I mean, how long could it be?",614000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Of course. I mean, how long could it be?",of course i mean how long could it be,9 +136631,487,138,Wayne: I don't know. I've got no job... no references... can't afford my apartment.,617000,TRUE,5877,11,Wayne,PLANT,I don't know. I've got no job... no references... can't afford my apartment.,i dont know ive got no job no references cant afford my apartment,13 +136633,487,140,Wayne: I have recurring flashbacks to a nightmarish past.,624000,TRUE,5877,11,Wayne,PLANT,I have recurring flashbacks to a nightmarish past.,i have recurring flashbacks to a nightmarish past,8 +136634,487,141,"Homer Simpson: That's funny, because I have recurring flash-forwards to a nightmarish future.",627000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"That's funny, because I have recurring flash-forwards to a nightmarish future.",thats funny because i have recurring flash-forwards to a nightmarish future,11 +136635,487,142,Humans: (CHANTING) Un-fair! Un-fair!,633000,TRUE,5881,11,Humans,PLANT,Un-fair! Un-fair!,un-fair un-fair,2 +136636,487,143,Homer Simpson: (SHAKES FIST) That robot took our jobs!,635000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,That robot took our jobs!,that robot took our jobs,5 +136637,487,144,Homer Simpson: (SCARED) He said it.,639000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,He said it.,he said it,3 +136638,487,145,Homer Simpson: Or maybe it was him.,640000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,Or maybe it was him.,or maybe it was him,5 +136639,487,146,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Man, this robot really gets me.",643000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Man, this robot really gets me.",man this robot really gets me,6 +136640,487,147,Wayne: My nightmares are real.,648000,TRUE,5877,11,Wayne,PLANT,My nightmares are real.,my nightmares are real,4 +136641,487,148,"Homer Simpson: Your voice is so gravelly, just like Lauren Bacall's.",650000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Your voice is so gravelly, just like Lauren Bacall's.",your voice is so gravelly just like lauren bacalls,9 +136642,487,149,(Bart's Treehouse: Int. Bart's treehouse - late night),660000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +136643,487,150,"Wayne: (YELLING IN SLEEP:) If you don't listen to me, Senator, there's not going to be a Fourth of July!...",660000,TRUE,5877,84,Wayne,Bart's Treehouse,"If you don't listen to me, Senator, there's not going to be a Fourth of July!...",if you dont listen to me senator theres not going to be a fourth of july,16 +136644,487,151,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - master bedroom - continuous),664000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136645,487,152,Wayne: Don't you get it -- he used the governor's eyeball for the retinal scan!... That's ten members of the electoral college dead in one day!,664000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,Don't you get it -- he used the governor's eyeball for the retinal scan!... That's ten members of the electoral college dead in one day!,dont you get it -- he used the governors eyeball for the retinal scan thats ten members of the electoral college dead in one day,25 +136646,487,153,(Flanders Home: Int. Flanders house - bedroom - cONTINUOUS),672000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +136647,487,154,"Wayne: If you don't give me those launch codes, you'll never be able to make the ""o.k."" sign again!",672000,TRUE,5877,188,Wayne,Flanders Home,"If you don't give me those launch codes, you'll never be able to make the ""o.k."" sign again!",if you dont give me those launch codes youll never be able to make the ok sign again,18 +136648,487,155,(Hibbert Home: Int. Dr. Hibbert's house - bedroom - continuous),677000,FALSE,NA,1590,NA,Hibbert Home,NA,NA,NA +136649,487,156,Wayne: I know the map is inside your eyelids and I will turn them inside-out if I have to!,677000,TRUE,5877,1590,Wayne,Hibbert Home,I know the map is inside your eyelids and I will turn them inside-out if I have to!,i know the map is inside your eyelids and i will turn them inside-out if i have to,18 +136650,487,157,(Sleep-Eazy Motel: Int. sleazy motel - continuous),681000,FALSE,NA,3937,NA,Sleep-Eazy Motel,NA,NA,NA +136651,487,158,"Wayne: If you move that little top hat to St. James place, we'll all be blown to kingdom come!",681000,TRUE,5877,3937,Wayne,Sleep-Eazy Motel,"If you move that little top hat to St. James place, we'll all be blown to kingdom come!",if you move that little top hat to st james place well all be blown to kingdom come,18 +136652,487,159,(GUTTER: Ext. gutter - continuous),686000,FALSE,NA,3938,NA,GUTTER,NA,NA,NA +136653,487,160,Wayne: Bring me every fish in that aquarium! One of them is lying!,686000,TRUE,5877,3938,Wayne,GUTTER,Bring me every fish in that aquarium! One of them is lying!,bring me every fish in that aquarium one of them is lying,12 +136654,487,161,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson HOUSE - kitchen - day),691000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136655,487,162,"Wayne: I'm sorry I have so many nightmares. I've done unspeakable things, from Buenos Aires to the Ukraine.",691000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry I have so many nightmares. I've done unspeakable things, from Buenos Aires to the Ukraine.",im sorry i have so many nightmares ive done unspeakable things from buenos aires to the ukraine,17 +136656,487,163,"Marge Simpson: Well, what brought you to Springfield? Was it our Frito Lay distribution center?",697000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, what brought you to Springfield? Was it our Frito Lay distribution center?",well what brought you to springfield was it our frito lay distribution center,13 +136657,487,164,"Wayne: I needed somewhere to lie low, and your town appears on no maps or charts.",702000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,"I needed somewhere to lie low, and your town appears on no maps or charts.",i needed somewhere to lie low and your town appears on no maps or charts,15 +136658,487,165,"Homer Simpson: Neh, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.",705000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Neh, they couldn't find a Google map photo without me naked or urinating.",neh they couldnt find a google map photo without me naked or urinating,13 +136659,487,166,"Marge Simpson: And when there was a map-maker's convention here, they all got Lou Gehrig's disease.",709000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"And when there was a map-maker's convention here, they all got Lou Gehrig's disease.",and when there was a map-makers convention here they all got lou gehrigs disease,14 +136660,487,167,"Homer Simpson: (TO WAYNE) Not the one you're thinking of, there's another one.",713000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not the one you're thinking of, there's another one.",not the one youre thinking of theres another one,9 +136661,487,168,(Simpson Living Room: Int. Simpson living room - day),717000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +136662,487,169,"Wayne: So Lisa, if you press on Bart's elbow here...he'll tell you anything you want to know.",717000,TRUE,5877,25,Wayne,Simpson Living Room,"So Lisa, if you press on Bart's elbow here...he'll tell you anything you want to know.",so lisa if you press on barts elbow herehell tell you anything you want to know,16 +136693,487,200,Henchman: You want to give it zero stars?,860000,TRUE,1709,338,Henchman,Mansion,You want to give it zero stars?,you want to give it zero stars,7 +136663,487,170,Bart Simpson: I admit it! I let Milhouse lie down in your bed!,722000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,I admit it! I let Milhouse lie down in your bed!,i admit it i let milhouse lie down in your bed,11 +136664,487,171,"Marge Simpson: (ENTERING) Kids, can I talk to Wayne alone a minute?",725000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Kids, can I talk to Wayne alone a minute?",kids can i talk to wayne alone a minute,9 +136665,487,172,Bart Simpson: Remember everything they say and tell us later in rattle code.,727000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Remember everything they say and tell us later in rattle code.,remember everything they say and tell us later in rattle code,11 +136666,487,173,"Bart Simpson: What do you mean ""no?""",730000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"What do you mean ""no?""",what do you mean no,5 +136667,487,174,Marge Simpson: I don't know if you should teach our children advanced interrogation techniques.,733000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,I don't know if you should teach our children advanced interrogation techniques.,i dont know if you should teach our children advanced interrogation techniques,12 +136668,487,175,"Wayne: I'm sorry, Marge. Sometimes I forget where I am.",738000,TRUE,5877,25,Wayne,Simpson Living Room,"I'm sorry, Marge. Sometimes I forget where I am.",im sorry marge sometimes i forget where i am,9 +136669,487,176,"Marge Simpson: Apology accepted. (LOOKS AROUND, CONSPIRATORIAL) Now could you teach me a couple little driving tricks?",741000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Apology accepted. Now could you teach me a couple little driving tricks?,apology accepted now could you teach me a couple little driving tricks,12 +136670,487,177,(Springfield Mall: Ext. Springfield Mall - parking lot - day),755000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +136671,487,178,Marge Simpson: (GIDDY LAUGH) We'll see who gets their pick of pizza pockets!,755000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,We'll see who gets their pick of pizza pockets!,well see who gets their pick of pizza pockets,9 +136672,487,179,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield elementary - cafeteria - aftERNOON),761000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136673,487,180,DOLPH: Give us your lunch money!,761000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Give us your lunch money!,give us your lunch money,5 +136674,487,181,"Jimbo Jones: (BACKING AWAY) What gives, man? Where'd you learn that stuff?",767000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"What gives, man? Where'd you learn that stuff?",what gives man whered you learn that stuff,8 +136675,487,182,Bart Simpson: (GRIM) If I told you I'd have to kill you. (BEAT) Can I tell ya?,769000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,If I told you I'd have to kill you. Can I tell ya?,if i told you id have to kill you can i tell ya,13 +136676,487,183,Jimbo Jones: No! I won't listen!,772000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,No! I won't listen!,no i wont listen,4 +136677,487,184,Lunchlady Dora: We can't keep servin' the same thing every day. These kids have mashed potatoes comin' out of their ears.,774000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,We can't keep servin' the same thing every day. These kids have mashed potatoes comin' out of their ears.,we cant keep servin the same thing every day these kids have mashed potatoes comin out of their ears,19 +136678,487,185,Jimbo Jones: (RUNS BY SCREAMING),774000,FALSE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136679,487,186,Gary Chalmers: (NODS) Point taken.,781000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Point taken.,point taken,2 +136680,487,187,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - day - establishing),785000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136681,487,188,Wayne: Oh my God! That song...,785000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,Oh my God! That song...,oh my god that song,5 +136682,487,189,Wayne: I can't live in the real world anymore.,801000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,I can't live in the real world anymore.,i cant live in the real world anymore,8 +136683,487,190,"Grampa Simpson: (EXCITED) This is the real world? Hallelujah, I'm still alive! Ha-ha! And I'll appreciate every moment, except the ones that aren't as good as they used to be, which is all of them. (SADLY) Ooh... someone kill me.",804000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"This is the real world? Hallelujah, I'm still alive! Ha-ha! And I'll appreciate every moment, except the ones that aren't as good as they used to be, which is all of them. Ooh... someone kill me.",this is the real world hallelujah im still alive ha-ha and ill appreciate every moment except the ones that arent as good as they used to be which is all of them ooh someone kill me,36 +136684,487,191,"(Kiev: ext. kiev, ukraine - aerial shot - day)",827000,FALSE,NA,3939,NA,Kiev,NA,NA,NA +136685,487,192,(Mansion: int. mansion - continuous),827000,FALSE,NA,338,NA,Mansion,NA,NA,NA +136686,487,193,"Viktor: (RUSSIAN ACCENT) Junk, junk, Beyoncé confirms she will play at my daughter's ""sweet sixteen"" party, humorous YouTubes sent by my brother -- mildly funny at best.",827000,TRUE,5882,338,Viktor,Mansion,"Junk, junk, Beyoncé confirms she will play at my daughter's ""sweet sixteen"" party, humorous YouTubes sent by my brother -- mildly funny at best.",junk junk beyoncé confirms she will play at my daughters sweet sixteen party humorous youtubes sent by my brother -- mildly funny at best,24 +136687,487,194,"Henchman: (SHRUGS, UKRAINIAN ACCENT) Eh, sometimes they are good for giggle.",838000,TRUE,1709,338,Henchman,Mansion,"Eh, sometimes they are good for giggle.",eh sometimes they are good for giggle,7 +136688,487,195,"Viktor: ""Auto-tune disaster victim""...",840000,TRUE,5882,338,Viktor,Mansion,"""Auto-tune disaster victim""...",auto-tune disaster victim,3 +136689,487,196,"Disaster Victim: (SUNG) HIDING IN THE BASEMENT / HIDING IN THE BASEMENT / AND I'M LIKE ""WHERE'S THE CAT?"" / WHERE WHERE'S THE CAT?",840000,TRUE,5883,338,Disaster Victim,Mansion,"HIDING IN THE BASEMENT / HIDING IN THE BASEMENT / AND I'M LIKE ""WHERE'S THE CAT?"" / WHERE WHERE'S THE CAT?",hiding in the basement hiding in the basement and im like wheres the cat where wheres the cat,18 +136690,487,197,"Viktor: (BORED NOISE, THEN INTERESTED) Hmm... ""Crazy man attacks boss?""",850000,TRUE,5882,338,Viktor,Mansion,"Hmm... ""Crazy man attacks boss?""",hmm crazy man attacks boss,5 +136691,487,198,Viktor: (GASPS) Is him!,851000,TRUE,5882,338,Viktor,Mansion,Is him!,is him,2 +136692,487,199,Viktor: American agent who caused the death of everyone I loved.,857000,TRUE,5882,338,Viktor,Mansion,American agent who caused the death of everyone I loved.,american agent who caused the death of everyone i loved,10 +136694,487,201,"Viktor: No! We will go to (READS) ""Springfield America"" and kill this man. But first...",862000,TRUE,5882,338,Viktor,Mansion,"No! We will go to ""Springfield America"" and kill this man. But first...",no we will go to springfield america and kill this man but first,13 +136695,487,202,"Disaster Victim: (SINGING) HERE KITTY-KITTY-KITTY / HERE KITTY-KITTY-KITTY / OH, YOU'RE AN ANGEL NOW!",870000,TRUE,5883,338,Disaster Victim,Mansion,"HERE KITTY-KITTY-KITTY / HERE KITTY-KITTY-KITTY / OH, YOU'RE AN ANGEL NOW!",here kitty-kitty-kitty here kitty-kitty-kitty oh youre an angel now,9 +136696,487,203,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - day - a little later),877000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136697,487,204,"Homer Simpson: (WHISTLE, THEN SINGS) WASHIN' OUT THE DOG POO / SURE BEATS PICKIN' IT UP / FLANDERS' DRIVEWAY IS MY GOAL...",877000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,WASHIN' OUT THE DOG POO / SURE BEATS PICKIN' IT UP / FLANDERS' DRIVEWAY IS MY GOAL...,washin out the dog poo sure beats pickin it up flanders driveway is my goal,15 +136698,487,205,Viktor: I am looking for a man named Wayne.,887000,TRUE,5882,5,Viktor,Simpson Home,I am looking for a man named Wayne.,i am looking for a man named wayne,8 +136699,487,206,"Homer Simpson: Oh, he's gone. I don't know where he went.",891000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, he's gone. I don't know where he went.",oh hes gone i dont know where he went,9 +136700,487,207,Viktor: Are you friend of his?,893000,TRUE,5882,5,Viktor,Simpson Home,Are you friend of his?,are you friend of his,5 +136701,487,208,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) He has no friends.,896000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,He has no friends.,he has no friends,4 +136702,487,209,Homer Simpson: Except me!,901000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Except me!,except me,2 +136703,487,210,"Viktor: (ACTING IMPRESSED) I see you are tight like borscht and beets. Tell me, if we kidnapped a friend of Wayne's, would he attempt to rescue that friend?",904000,TRUE,5882,5,Viktor,Simpson Home,"I see you are tight like borscht and beets. Tell me, if we kidnapped a friend of Wayne's, would he attempt to rescue that friend?",i see you are tight like borscht and beets tell me if we kidnapped a friend of waynes would he attempt to rescue that friend,25 +136704,487,211,"Homer Simpson: Well, I suppose if the friend was being horribly tortured...",914000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I suppose if the friend was being horribly tortured...",well i suppose if the friend was being horribly tortured,10 +136705,487,212,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE) Hey! Wha?! Wha?! Wha?!,918000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hey! Wha?! Wha?! Wha?!,hey wha wha wha,4 +136706,487,213,"Homer Simpson: No, not the middle seat!",922000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, not the middle seat!",no not the middle seat,5 +136707,487,214,Kent Brockman: (GRIM) This just in: a local man has been kidnapped by Ukrainian gangsters. We've received the following video.,925000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,This just in: a local man has been kidnapped by Ukrainian gangsters. We've received the following video.,this just in a local man has been kidnapped by ukrainian gangsters weve received the following video,17 +136708,487,215,Homer Simpson: Death to America!,932000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Death to America!,death to america,3 +136709,487,216,Viktor: Stick to script!,934000,TRUE,5882,5,Viktor,Simpson Home,Stick to script!,stick to script,3 +136710,487,217,"Homer Simpson: Fine. (READING, STILTED) I am being held somewhere in the Springfield area. Turn the card.",934000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. I am being held somewhere in the Springfield area. Turn the card.,fine i am being held somewhere in the springfield area turn the card,13 +136711,487,218,Viktor: Hold up today's newspaper!,941000,TRUE,5882,5,Viktor,Simpson Home,Hold up today's newspaper!,hold up todays newspaper,4 +136712,487,219,Homer Simpson: What will you guys use when there aren't newspapers anymore?,942000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What will you guys use when there aren't newspapers anymore?,what will you guys use when there arent newspapers anymore,10 +136713,487,220,Viktor: Perhaps we'll be living in a world where there'll be no need to kidnap.,945000,TRUE,5882,5,Viktor,Simpson Home,Perhaps we'll be living in a world where there'll be no need to kidnap.,perhaps well be living in a world where therell be no need to kidnap,14 +136714,487,221,"Homer Simpson: (SARCASTIC) Oh, well way to make me feel obsolete.",949000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, well way to make me feel obsolete.",oh well way to make me feel obsolete,8 +136715,487,222,"Homer Simpson: (HOLDS UP PAPER LIKE JAY LENO, CHUCKLING) Oh look, here's a coupon for scissors that you have to cut out. (SARCASTIC) Think, geniuses.",951000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh look, here's a coupon for scissors that you have to cut out. Think, geniuses.",oh look heres a coupon for scissors that you have to cut out think geniuses,15 +136716,487,223,Viktor: Shut up!,957000,TRUE,5882,5,Viktor,Simpson Home,Shut up!,shut up,2 +136717,487,224,"Homer Simpson: Hey, hey! What are you doing?",958000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, hey! What are you doing?",hey hey what are you doing,6 +136718,487,225,Homer Simpson: (PAINED NOISES) This is no way to treat the talent!,963000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This is no way to treat the talent!,this is no way to treat the talent,8 +136719,487,226,Viktor: Shut up!,965000,TRUE,5882,5,Viktor,Simpson Home,Shut up!,shut up,2 +136720,487,227,Wayne: (ALARMED) Oh God. I know that voice.,966000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,Oh God. I know that voice.,oh god i know that voice,6 +136721,487,228,(VIKTOR'S MANSION: Int. ViKTOR'S MANSION - ballroom - niGHT),985000,FALSE,NA,3940,NA,VIKTOR'S MANSION,NA,NA,NA +136722,487,229,Viktor's Wife: (SCARED) Viktor!,985000,TRUE,5884,3940,Viktor's Wife,VIKTOR'S MANSION,Viktor!,viktor,1 +136723,487,230,"Viktor: Darling, I told you to stay in your room!",986000,TRUE,5882,3940,Viktor,VIKTOR'S MANSION,"Darling, I told you to stay in your room!",darling i told you to stay in your room,9 +136724,487,231,Viktor's Wife: I told you the bedspread smells funny!,989000,TRUE,5884,3940,Viktor's Wife,VIKTOR'S MANSION,I told you the bedspread smells funny!,i told you the bedspread smells funny,7 +136725,487,232,Viktor: (SLOW MOTION) Nyeeeet!,1001000,TRUE,5882,3940,Viktor,VIKTOR'S MANSION,Nyeeeet!,nyeeeet,1 +136726,487,233,"Wayne: Marge, I'll get your husband back.",1006000,TRUE,5877,3940,Wayne,VIKTOR'S MANSION,"Marge, I'll get your husband back.",marge ill get your husband back,6 +136727,487,234,Marge Simpson: How are you going to find him?,1010000,TRUE,1,3940,Marge Simpson,VIKTOR'S MANSION,How are you going to find him?,how are you going to find him,7 +136728,487,235,Wayne: Homer is implanted with several highly powerful tracking chips.,1012000,TRUE,5877,3940,Wayne,VIKTOR'S MANSION,Homer is implanted with several highly powerful tracking chips.,homer is implanted with several highly powerful tracking chips,9 +136729,487,236,Marge Simpson: How did that happen?,1015000,TRUE,1,3940,Marge Simpson,VIKTOR'S MANSION,How did that happen?,how did that happen,4 +136730,487,237,Wayne: I left them out in a bowl and he ate them.,1016000,TRUE,5877,3940,Wayne,VIKTOR'S MANSION,I left them out in a bowl and he ate them.,i left them out in a bowl and he ate them,11 +136731,487,238,(Springfield: ext. Springfield - Ukrainian quarter - day),1023000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +136732,487,239,Wayne: I'd take a moment to enjoy those store names if I didn't have a job to do.,1023000,TRUE,5877,216,Wayne,Springfield,I'd take a moment to enjoy those store names if I didn't have a job to do.,id take a moment to enjoy those store names if i didnt have a job to do,17 +136733,487,240,(ICE SKATING FACILITY: Int. Ice SKATING FACILITY - a little later),1072000,FALSE,NA,3941,NA,ICE SKATING FACILITY,NA,NA,NA +136734,487,241,(PEP CLOSET: Int. PEP CLOSET - MOMENTS LATER),1072000,FALSE,NA,3942,NA,PEP CLOSET,NA,NA,NA +136735,487,242,(Arena: INT. arena - main rink - CONTINUOUS),1072000,FALSE,NA,617,NA,Arena,NA,NA,NA +136736,487,243,Wayne: Get outta here!,1072000,TRUE,5877,617,Wayne,Arena,Get outta here!,get outta here,3 +136737,487,244,"Grumple: (SCREAMS, THEN) I won a silver medal in Nagano!",1075000,TRUE,4808,617,Grumple,Arena,I won a silver medal in Nagano!,i won a silver medal in nagano,7 +136738,487,245,Homer Simpson: (SHIVERING) Cold. So cold.,1092000,TRUE,2,617,Homer Simpson,Arena,Cold. So cold.,cold so cold,3 +136739,487,246,"Viktor: (LOOKING AT WAYNE) So, Wayne, once again you crash my party.",1095000,TRUE,5882,617,Viktor,Arena,"So, Wayne, once again you crash my party.",so wayne once again you crash my party,8 +136740,487,247,Homer Simpson: So cold. Warm me up.,1100000,TRUE,2,617,Homer Simpson,Arena,So cold. Warm me up.,so cold warm me up,5 +136741,487,248,Viktor: Stop it!,1102000,TRUE,5882,617,Viktor,Arena,Stop it!,stop it,2 +136742,487,249,Homer Simpson: Just let me put my hands under your armpits.,1104000,TRUE,2,617,Homer Simpson,Arena,Just let me put my hands under your armpits.,just let me put my hands under your armpits,9 +136743,487,250,Viktor: (QUICK DYING NOISE),1104000,FALSE,5882,617,Viktor,Arena,NA,NA,NA +136744,487,251,Homer Simpson: So much violence on the surface world. I'm going back.,1104000,TRUE,2,617,Homer Simpson,Arena,So much violence on the surface world. I'm going back.,so much violence on the surface world im going back,10 +136745,487,252,Homer Simpson: (UNDER WATER) Cold. So cold.,1114000,TRUE,2,617,Homer Simpson,Arena,Cold. So cold.,cold so cold,3 +136746,487,253,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - front doorstep - day),1122000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136747,487,254,"Wayne: Now you can see why I can't stay in one place. Not here, not anywhere.",1122000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,"Now you can see why I can't stay in one place. Not here, not anywhere.",now you can see why i cant stay in one place not here not anywhere,15 +136748,487,255,Marge Simpson: How about living on a train that's always moving?,1126000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,How about living on a train that's always moving?,how about living on a train thats always moving,9 +136749,487,256,"Wayne: You ever eat on a train, Marge? What they call a steak is barely a hamburger. Now Homer, there's one more thing before I go.",1129000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,"You ever eat on a train, Marge? What they call a steak is barely a hamburger. Now Homer, there's one more thing before I go.",you ever eat on a train marge what they call a steak is barely a hamburger now homer theres one more thing before i go,25 +136750,487,257,"Homer Simpson: (CHOKED UP) Aww, that's what I call closure!",1138000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aww, that's what I call closure!",aww thats what i call closure,6 +136751,487,258,Wayne: Goodbye.,1142000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,Goodbye.,goodbye,1 +136752,487,259,"Wayne: Yes Maggie, we will have a use for you soon. Stay close to your busy box.",1145000,TRUE,5877,5,Wayne,Simpson Home,"Yes Maggie, we will have a use for you soon. Stay close to your busy box.",yes maggie we will have a use for you soon stay close to your busy box,16 +136753,487,260,Marge Simpson: Wait! I know a place you can go! A place where a sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.,1153000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Wait! I know a place you can go! A place where a sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home.,wait i know a place you can go a place where a sadistic man with government experience can feel right at home,22 +136754,487,261,(Department of Motor Vehicles: Int. DMV - day),1165000,FALSE,NA,622,NA,Department of Motor Vehicles,NA,NA,NA +136755,487,262,"Wayne: Sir, this is the wrong form.",1165000,TRUE,5877,622,Wayne,Department of Motor Vehicles,"Sir, this is the wrong form.",sir this is the wrong form,6 +136756,487,263,Sideshow Mel: Can you hold my space while I go get the right one?,1167000,TRUE,699,622,Sideshow Mel,Department of Motor Vehicles,Can you hold my space while I go get the right one?,can you hold my space while i go get the right one,12 +136757,487,264,Wayne: Nobody held my space when I was in a North Korean prison being forced to write a musical about Kim Jung Il with a car battery hooked up to my nipples!,1170000,TRUE,5877,622,Wayne,Department of Motor Vehicles,Nobody held my space when I was in a North Korean prison being forced to write a musical about Kim Jung Il with a car battery hooked up to my nipples!,nobody held my space when i was in a north korean prison being forced to write a musical about kim jung il with a car battery hooked up to my nipples,31 +136758,487,265,Sideshow Mel: (IMPRESSED NOISE),1170000,FALSE,699,622,Sideshow Mel,Department of Motor Vehicles,NA,NA,NA +136759,487,266,(Theater: int. theater - evening),1190000,FALSE,NA,561,NA,Theater,NA,NA,NA +136760,487,267,"Young Kim Jong Il: Pardon me, sir, can you tell me where the palace is?",1190000,TRUE,5885,561,Young Kim Jong Il,Theater,"Pardon me, sir, can you tell me where the palace is?",pardon me sir can you tell me where the palace is,11 +136970,488,197,(Springfield Elementary School Hallway: Int. school hallway - continuous),1013000,FALSE,NA,76,NA,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,NA,NA,NA +136761,487,268,City Slicker: What business do you have at the palace?,1194000,TRUE,5886,561,City Slicker,Theater,What business do you have at the palace?,what business do you have at the palace,8 +136762,487,269,"Young Kim Jong Il: Why someday, I'm gonna be dear leader!",1196000,TRUE,5885,561,Young Kim Jong Il,Theater,"Why someday, I'm gonna be dear leader!",why someday im gonna be dear leader,7 +136763,487,270,City Slicker: (BOOMING LAUGH) You?! You're too benevolent to be dear leader!,1201000,TRUE,5886,561,City Slicker,Theater,You?! You're too benevolent to be dear leader!,you youre too benevolent to be dear leader,8 +136764,487,271,Young Kim Jong Il: Let's see what they think.,1205000,TRUE,5885,561,Young Kim Jong Il,Theater,Let's see what they think.,lets see what they think,5 +136765,487,272,"Student Chorus: (SINGS) ""K"" IS FOR KOREA JUST THE NORTH PART / ""I"" IS FOR THE INTERNET HE BANS / ""M"" IS FOR THE MILLIONS THAT ARE MISSING / ""J"" IS FOR OUR HUMAN-TASTING JAM /",1208000,TRUE,5887,561,Student Chorus,Theater,"""K"" IS FOR KOREA JUST THE NORTH PART / ""I"" IS FOR THE INTERNET HE BANS / ""M"" IS FOR THE MILLIONS THAT ARE MISSING / ""J"" IS FOR OUR HUMAN-TASTING JAM /",k is for korea just the north part i is for the internet he bans m is for the millions that are missing j is for our human-tasting jam,29 +136766,487,273,"Student Chorus: (SINGS) ""O"" IS FOR OH BOY, WE LOVE OUR LEADER / ""N"" IS FOR THE BEST KOREA, NORTH / ""G"" IS FOR GEE WHIZ, WE LOVE OUR LEADER",1224000,TRUE,5887,561,Student Chorus,Theater,"""O"" IS FOR OH BOY, WE LOVE OUR LEADER / ""N"" IS FOR THE BEST KOREA, NORTH / ""G"" IS FOR GEE WHIZ, WE LOVE OUR LEADER",o is for oh boy we love our leader n is for the best korea north g is for gee whiz we love our leader,25 +136767,487,274,Ned Flanders: We just wanted to give you all a big thank you from Team Nedna.,1236000,TRUE,11,561,Ned Flanders,Theater,We just wanted to give you all a big thank you from Team Nedna.,we just wanted to give you all a big thank you from team nedna,14 +136768,487,275,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: It's nice to know people still believe in love...,1240000,TRUE,40,561,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Theater,It's nice to know people still believe in love...,its nice to know people still believe in love,9 +136769,487,276,Seymour Skinner: Now wait just a minute! How come I wasn't an option in this contest?,1242000,TRUE,3,561,Seymour Skinner,Theater,Now wait just a minute! How come I wasn't an option in this contest?,now wait just a minute how come i wasnt an option in this contest,14 +136770,487,277,"Agnes Skinner: Typical Seymour, waits till the polls have closed before throwing his hat in the ring. I agree with America! You'll never give me a grandchild. Thank you.",1246000,TRUE,192,561,Agnes Skinner,Theater,"Typical Seymour, waits till the polls have closed before throwing his hat in the ring. I agree with America! You'll never give me a grandchild. Thank you.",typical seymour waits till the polls have closed before throwing his hat in the ring i agree with america youll never give me a grandchild thank you,27 +136771,487,278,Seymour Skinner: (SAD NOISE),1246000,FALSE,3,561,Seymour Skinner,Theater,NA,NA,NA +136772,487,279,Wayne: Shush me again and I'll take your head clean off.,1304000,TRUE,5877,561,Wayne,Theater,Shush me again and I'll take your head clean off.,shush me again and ill take your head clean off,10 +136773,488,0,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - early evening),97000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136774,488,1,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) They always come up with such catchy ways to make us pay for things we don't need for kids we didn't want.,97000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,They always come up with such catchy ways to make us pay for things we don't need for kids we didn't want.,they always come up with such catchy ways to make us pay for things we dont need for kids we didnt want,22 +136775,488,2,"Marge Simpson: Wow -- the gym ropes are seaweed, the basketball nets are fishing nets...",111000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Wow -- the gym ropes are seaweed, the basketball nets are fishing nets...",wow -- the gym ropes are seaweed the basketball nets are fishing nets,13 +136776,488,3,"Captain Horatio McCallister: (RE: FISH) Y'arr, just plastic. (SHRUGS) Which is healthier than what you find in the ocean.",119000,TRUE,944,3,Captain Horatio McCallister,Springfield Elementary School,"Y'arr, just plastic. Which is healthier than what you find in the ocean.",yarr just plastic which is healthier than what you find in the ocean,13 +136777,488,4,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Buy a Springfield Elementary t-shirt?,124000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Buy a Springfield Elementary t-shirt?,buy a springfield elementary t-shirt,5 +136778,488,5,Homer Simpson: I don't want people to know my kids go to this lousy school.,127000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I don't want people to know my kids go to this lousy school.,i dont want people to know my kids go to this lousy school,13 +136779,488,6,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (SNEAKY) We also have t-shirts from... other schools.,130000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,We also have t-shirts from... other schools.,we also have t-shirts from other schools,7 +136780,488,7,Marge Simpson: Ooh! We can wear those to the nice mall!,133000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Ooh! We can wear those to the nice mall!,ooh we can wear those to the nice mall,9 +136781,488,8,"Seymour Skinner: And now it's time for lights, camera, auction! (PLEASED CHUCKLE, THEN FIRMLY) No cameras!",142000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"And now it's time for lights, camera, auction! No cameras!",and now its time for lights camera auction no cameras,10 +136782,488,9,"Seymour Skinner: Ooh, first item up for bid is... always a favorite, lunch with Principal Skinner!",148000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Ooh, first item up for bid is... always a favorite, lunch with Principal Skinner!",ooh first item up for bid is always a favorite lunch with principal skinner,14 +136783,488,10,Seymour Skinner: I'll just leave the food on your doorstep and ring the bell.,153000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I'll just leave the food on your doorstep and ring the bell.,ill just leave the food on your doorstep and ring the bell,12 +136784,488,11,Seymour Skinner: Moving on. Next up for auction is this wonderful bench hand-crafted by our second-grade class.,157000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Moving on. Next up for auction is this wonderful bench hand-crafted by our second-grade class.,moving on next up for auction is this wonderful bench hand-crafted by our second-grade class,15 +137186,489,162,Avatar Bart: You don't have to yell!,931000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,You don't have to yell!,you dont have to yell,5 +136785,488,12,Homer Simpson: (CALLS OUT) Don't buy it! I bought one last year and it was crap construction!,163000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Don't buy it! I bought one last year and it was crap construction!,dont buy it i bought one last year and it was crap construction,13 +136786,488,13,Seymour Skinner: (PRESSING ON) Do I hear fifty dollars?,168000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Do I hear fifty dollars?,do i hear fifty dollars,5 +136787,488,14,Homer Simpson: Paddles down! It's the only way to change the system!,172000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Paddles down! It's the only way to change the system!,paddles down its the only way to change the system,10 +136788,488,15,Seymour Skinner: Hello? (BEAT) Calling from England? (BEAT) Certainly I can put you on speakerphone.,178000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Hello? Calling from England? Certainly I can put you on speakerphone.,hello calling from england certainly i can put you on speakerphone,11 +136789,488,16,"""ELDERLY ENGLISHWOMAN"": (FALSETTO ENGLISH LADY VOICE) I am Edith Knickertwist, an eccentric widow.",184000,TRUE,5888,3,ELDERLY ENGLISHWOMAN,Springfield Elementary School,"I am Edith Knickertwist, an eccentric widow.",i am edith knickertwist an eccentric widow,7 +136790,488,17,Bart Simpson: (FALSETTO VOICE) For this masterpiece I bid...one thousand dollars!,187000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,For this masterpiece I bid...one thousand dollars!,for this masterpiece i bidone thousand dollars,7 +136791,488,18,Crowd: (IMPRESSED REACTION),187000,FALSE,75,3,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136792,488,19,Seymour Skinner: (HAPPY GASP) Sold! To the mysterious and unverified Mrs. Knickertwist! Next item: our school band will play at a function of your choice!,193000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Sold! To the mysterious and unverified Mrs. Knickertwist! Next item: our school band will play at a function of your choice!,sold to the mysterious and unverified mrs knickertwist next item our school band will play at a function of your choice,21 +136793,488,20,"""MRS. KNICKERTWIST"": I bid four thousand dollars!",201000,TRUE,5889,3,MRS. KNICKERTWIST,Springfield Elementary School,I bid four thousand dollars!,i bid four thousand dollars,5 +136794,488,21,Crowd: (IMPRESSED REACTION),201000,FALSE,75,3,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136795,488,22,"Seymour Skinner: (EXULTANT) Well, it looks like our model solar-system will finally get an Earth!",203000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, it looks like our model solar-system will finally get an Earth!",well it looks like our model solar-system will finally get an earth,12 +136796,488,23,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. school - later that evening),213000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136797,488,24,(Springfield Elementary School Auditorium: Int. school auditorium - continuous),213000,FALSE,NA,795,NA,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +136798,488,25,"Seymour Skinner: ...annnd that concludes tonight's auction, which has raised a school record one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars!",213000,TRUE,3,795,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"...annnd that concludes tonight's auction, which has raised a school record one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars!",annnd that concludes tonights auction which has raised a school record one hundred and sixteen thousand dollars,17 +136799,488,26,Crowd: (RAUCOUS CHEERS),213000,FALSE,75,795,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +136800,488,27,Seymour Skinner: And our windfall is all thanks to our dear new friend on the phone.,221000,TRUE,3,795,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,And our windfall is all thanks to our dear new friend on the phone.,and our windfall is all thanks to our dear new friend on the phone,14 +136801,488,28,"Bart Simpson: (""MRS. KNICKERTWIST"" VOICE) 'Allo, luvs!",226000,TRUE,8,795,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"'Allo, luvs!",allo luvs,2 +136802,488,29,Seymour Skinner: I've got a bad feeling about this.,228000,TRUE,3,795,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,I've got a bad feeling about this.,ive got a bad feeling about this,7 +136803,488,30,Bart Simpson: (MRS. KNICKERTWIST VOICE) I'm Mrs. Knickertwist! And I've had a proper hardy-har at your expense! (LAUGHS),231000,TRUE,8,795,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,I'm Mrs. Knickertwist! And I've had a proper hardy-har at your expense!,im mrs knickertwist and ive had a proper hardy-har at your expense,12 +136804,488,31,Seymour Skinner: (SLAPS FOREHEAD) Why do I believe everything I hear in a British accent?,237000,TRUE,3,795,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,Why do I believe everything I hear in a British accent?,why do i believe everything i hear in a british accent,11 +136805,488,32,Sideshow Mel: He has thrust upon us the motley of the tomfool.,241000,TRUE,699,795,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,He has thrust upon us the motley of the tomfool.,he has thrust upon us the motley of the tomfool,10 +136806,488,33,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (FURIOUS) I wore this all night for nothing?!,246000,TRUE,40,795,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,I wore this all night for nothing?!,i wore this all night for nothing,7 +136807,488,34,"Seymour Skinner: Mr. Simpson, I know you're not one of our wealthier parents, but surely you'll honor your son's enormous debt.",253000,TRUE,3,795,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"Mr. Simpson, I know you're not one of our wealthier parents, but surely you'll honor your son's enormous debt.",mr simpson i know youre not one of our wealthier parents but surely youll honor your sons enormous debt,19 +136808,488,35,"Homer Simpson: Why of course! Even if I don't have a legal obligation to pay, it's clearly the right thing to do.",259000,TRUE,2,795,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"Why of course! Even if I don't have a legal obligation to pay, it's clearly the right thing to do.",why of course even if i dont have a legal obligation to pay its clearly the right thing to do,20 +136809,488,36,"Homer Simpson: Here's one thousand dollars... two thousand dollars... three thousand dollars... (PRETENDING) Ooh, I need more cash. Better go to my invisible ATM.",266000,TRUE,2,795,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,"Here's one thousand dollars... two thousand dollars... three thousand dollars... Ooh, I need more cash. Better go to my invisible ATM.",heres one thousand dollars two thousand dollars three thousand dollars ooh i need more cash better go to my invisible atm,21 +138174,493,59,C. Montgomery Burns: So!,1315000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,So!,so,1 +136810,488,37,"Homer Simpson: (SINGING TO SELF, THEN FURIOUS) What? Two dollar charge for non-network bank?! (AGGRAVATED NOISE)",279000,TRUE,2,795,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,What? Two dollar charge for non-network bank?!,what two dollar charge for non-network bank,7 +136811,488,38,Seymour Skinner: (MOANS),279000,FALSE,3,795,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +136812,488,39,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. springfield elementary - day - establishing),284000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136813,488,40,Gary Chalmers: (BELLOWING) SKIN-NER!,284000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,SKIN-NER!,skin-ner,1 +136814,488,41,Seymour Skinner: (TO CHALMERS) Yes sir?,286000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Yes sir?,yes sir,2 +136815,488,42,Gary Chalmers: (PLEASANT) I was very pleased with your work last night.,287000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I was very pleased with your work last night.,i was very pleased with your work last night,9 +136816,488,43,Seymour Skinner: Really?,290000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Really?,really,1 +136817,488,44,Gary Chalmers: Nope! Fooled again!,291000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Nope! Fooled again!,nope fooled again,3 +136818,488,45,"Gary Chalmers: I'd say you're dumb as a post. But at least you can put a sign on a post that says ""fresh strawberries -- one mile."" (GOING IN FOR THE KILL) You are a nitwit in an ill-fitting suit.",292000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"I'd say you're dumb as a post. But at least you can put a sign on a post that says ""fresh strawberries -- one mile."" You are a nitwit in an ill-fitting suit.",id say youre dumb as a post but at least you can put a sign on a post that says fresh strawberries -- one mile you are a nitwit in an ill-fitting suit,33 +136819,488,46,"Seymour Skinner: (LONG BEAT, THEN LOW) I'll have you know I'm lop-shouldered.",301000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I'll have you know I'm lop-shouldered.,ill have you know im lop-shouldered,6 +136820,488,47,"Gary Chalmers: I'm sorry, what did you say?",303000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm sorry, what did you say?",im sorry what did you say,6 +136821,488,48,"Seymour Skinner: (DEFIANT) I said, I'm lop-shouldered! And I have been since I was hung by my armpits in a North Vietnamese prison!",304000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"I said, I'm lop-shouldered! And I have been since I was hung by my armpits in a North Vietnamese prison!",i said im lop-shouldered and i have been since i was hung by my armpits in a north vietnamese prison,20 +136822,488,49,Gary Chalmers: (EMBARRASSED) I... I didn't know that.,310000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I... I didn't know that.,i i didnt know that,5 +136823,488,50,"Seymour Skinner: (GROWING BOLDNESS) Oh the list of things you don't know could fill a week's worth of morning announcements, with enough left over for a send-home flyer!",312000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh the list of things you don't know could fill a week's worth of morning announcements, with enough left over for a send-home flyer!",oh the list of things you dont know could fill a weeks worth of morning announcements with enough left over for a send-home flyer,24 +136824,488,51,"Gary Chalmers: There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.",318000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"There's no need for hyperbole, Seymour.",theres no need for hyperbole seymour,6 +136825,488,52,"Seymour Skinner: If you think it's so easy to handle Bart Simpson, why don't you do it yourself?!",321000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"If you think it's so easy to handle Bart Simpson, why don't you do it yourself?!",if you think its so easy to handle bart simpson why dont you do it yourself,16 +136826,488,53,Teachers: (CHEERS & WHOOPS),321000,FALSE,831,3,Teachers,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136827,488,54,"Dewey Largo: You tell him, Seymour!",326000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"You tell him, Seymour!",you tell him seymour,4 +136828,488,55,"Laid-back Teacher: As some guy said to some dude with a beard, ""death to tyrants""!",328000,TRUE,5890,3,Laid-back Teacher,Springfield Elementary School,"As some guy said to some dude with a beard, ""death to tyrants""!",as some guy said to some dude with a beard death to tyrants,13 +136829,488,56,Miss Hoover: (DISBELIEVING) You mean Booth and Lincoln?,328000,TRUE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,You mean Booth and Lincoln?,you mean booth and lincoln,5 +136830,488,57,Laid-back Teacher: I'm not the history teacher! (ADMITTING) Any more.,334000,TRUE,5890,3,Laid-back Teacher,Springfield Elementary School,I'm not the history teacher! Any more.,im not the history teacher any more,7 +136831,488,58,"Gary Chalmers: (REGAINING COMPOSURE) Fine! I will personally take over Bart Simpson's education -- and for once, that boy's going to learn something! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm, expecting an important call and cell phone coverage in here is uh, spotty. (RUNNING OUT NOISES)",338000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Fine! I will personally take over Bart Simpson's education -- and for once, that boy's going to learn something! Now if you'll excuse me, I'm, expecting an important call and cell phone coverage in here is uh, spotty.",fine i will personally take over bart simpsons education -- and for once that boys going to learn something now if youll excuse me im expecting an important call and cell phone coverage in here is uh spotty,38 +136832,488,59,"Groundskeeper Willie: (IMPRESSED) Oh nicely done, Seymour! I guess there're some stones in your leaf bag after all.",353000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh nicely done, Seymour! I guess there're some stones in your leaf bag after all.",oh nicely done seymour i guess therere some stones in your leaf bag after all,15 +136833,488,60,"Seymour Skinner: While I'm on a roll I'm gonna call that carpet cleaning service and tell them our hallway doesn't count as a room! (PICKS UP PHONE AND DIALS) Hello, is André there? (BEAT, THEN: TOUGH GUY) Oh yes, I'll hold!",358000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"While I'm on a roll I'm gonna call that carpet cleaning service and tell them our hallway doesn't count as a room! Hello, is André there? Oh yes, I'll hold!",while im on a roll im gonna call that carpet cleaning service and tell them our hallway doesnt count as a room hello is andré there oh yes ill hold,30 +136971,488,198,Bart Simpson: ...stacks of resumes in back seat...,1013000,TRUE,8,76,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,...stacks of resumes in back seat...,stacks of resumes in back seat,6 +136834,488,61,"Gary Chalmers: (FREAKED OUT) I know I can superintend -- superintend like the wind! But teach? It's been years. (INTO MIRROR) And we both know how that went, don't we Gary?",374000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"I know I can superintend -- superintend like the wind! But teach? It's been years. And we both know how that went, don't we Gary?",i know i can superintend -- superintend like the wind but teach its been years and we both know how that went dont we gary,25 +136835,488,62,"Young Chalmers: So, you are the so-called Breakfast Club...",385000,TRUE,5891,3,Young Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"So, you are the so-called Breakfast Club...",so you are the so-called breakfast club,7 +136836,488,63,Jock: (VERY TOUGH) Wrong room. (POUNDING FIST) We're The Fight Club.,388000,TRUE,1180,3,Jock,Springfield Elementary School,Wrong room. We're The Fight Club.,wrong room were the fight club,6 +136837,488,64,Gary Chalmers: (SHUDDERS) Thank God they never went on to do anything since.,402000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Thank God they never went on to do anything since.,thank god they never went on to do anything since,10 +136838,488,65,(Springfield Public Library: Int. springfield public library - day),407000,FALSE,NA,540,NA,Springfield Public Library,NA,NA,NA +136839,488,66,"Gary Chalmers: So, Simpson, you'll be studying with me now.",407000,TRUE,1078,540,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Public Library,"So, Simpson, you'll be studying with me now.",so simpson youll be studying with me now,8 +136840,488,67,"Bart Simpson: (NONCHALANT) Same garbage, different dumpster.",410000,TRUE,8,540,Bart Simpson,Springfield Public Library,"Same garbage, different dumpster.",same garbage different dumpster,4 +136841,488,68,Gary Chalmers: (PEEVED NOISE) We'll start with American history.,412000,TRUE,1078,540,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Public Library,We'll start with American history.,well start with american history,5 +136842,488,69,Gary Chalmers: Now I'm sure you know who these gentlemen are.,416000,TRUE,1078,540,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Public Library,Now I'm sure you know who these gentlemen are.,now im sure you know who these gentlemen are,9 +136843,488,70,"Bart Simpson: Dollar bill guy, five dollar bill guy, sex guy, Will Ferrell, black guy.",418000,TRUE,8,540,Bart Simpson,Springfield Public Library,"Dollar bill guy, five dollar bill guy, sex guy, Will Ferrell, black guy.",dollar bill guy five dollar bill guy sex guy will ferrell black guy,13 +136844,488,71,"Gary Chalmers: Bart, what if I told you there was a president who was an actual cowboy?",429000,TRUE,1078,540,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Public Library,"Bart, what if I told you there was a president who was an actual cowboy?",bart what if i told you there was a president who was an actual cowboy,15 +136845,488,72,"Bart Simpson: I'd act like I'm interested, but inside I'd be bored.",434000,TRUE,8,540,Bart Simpson,Springfield Public Library,"I'd act like I'm interested, but inside I'd be bored.",id act like im interested but inside id be bored,10 +136846,488,73,Gary Chalmers: (SHRUGS) That's as good a place to start as any.,436000,TRUE,1078,540,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Public Library,That's as good a place to start as any.,thats as good a place to start as any,9 +136847,488,74,"Bart Simpson: Hey, this Roosevelt guy was sorta interesting. Did you know he was a colonel in the army?",457000,TRUE,8,540,Bart Simpson,Springfield Public Library,"Hey, this Roosevelt guy was sorta interesting. Did you know he was a colonel in the army?",hey this roosevelt guy was sorta interesting did you know he was a colonel in the army,17 +136848,488,75,"Gary Chalmers: (SWEET, INDULGENT) You don't say...",463000,TRUE,1078,540,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Public Library,You don't say...,you dont say,3 +136849,488,76,"Bart Simpson: And one time, during a speech, he was shot by a saloon-keeper -- but Teddy finished his speech before heading to the hospital!!",465000,TRUE,8,540,Bart Simpson,Springfield Public Library,"And one time, during a speech, he was shot by a saloon-keeper -- but Teddy finished his speech before heading to the hospital!!",and one time during a speech he was shot by a saloon-keeper -- but teddy finished his speech before heading to the hospital,23 +136850,488,77,"Saloonkeeper: (MOE VOICE, FURIOUS NOISE) I'm mad at you for some reason!",472000,TRUE,5892,540,Saloonkeeper,Springfield Public Library,I'm mad at you for some reason!,im mad at you for some reason,7 +136851,488,78,Saloonkeeper: (DYING NOISE),472000,FALSE,5892,540,Saloonkeeper,Springfield Public Library,NA,NA,NA +136852,488,79,"Bart Simpson: (AMAZED) I've never said this before, but I'd like to learn more!",487000,TRUE,8,540,Bart Simpson,Springfield Public Library,"I've never said this before, but I'd like to learn more!",ive never said this before but id like to learn more,11 +136853,488,80,(Public Library: INT. public library - day),499000,FALSE,NA,1104,NA,Public Library,NA,NA,NA +136854,488,81,"Bart Simpson: Man, Teddy Roosevelt killed more Spaniards in one day than most people do in their whole lives!",499000,TRUE,8,1104,Bart Simpson,Public Library,"Man, Teddy Roosevelt killed more Spaniards in one day than most people do in their whole lives!",man teddy roosevelt killed more spaniards in one day than most people do in their whole lives,17 +136855,488,82,"Gary Chalmers: (CHECKS WATCH) Y'know, I hate to say it, Bart, but the library is about to close.",504000,TRUE,1078,1104,Gary Chalmers,Public Library,"Y'know, I hate to say it, Bart, but the library is about to close.",yknow i hate to say it bart but the library is about to close,14 +136856,488,83,"Bart Simpson: Really? I wanted to learn more about trust busting. (DOES KARATE MOVE) Take that, Standard Oil!",508000,TRUE,8,1104,Bart Simpson,Public Library,"Really? I wanted to learn more about trust busting. Take that, Standard Oil!",really i wanted to learn more about trust busting take that standard oil,13 +136857,488,84,"Gary Chalmers: Tomorrow, son. Tomorrow.",513000,TRUE,1078,1104,Gary Chalmers,Public Library,"Tomorrow, son. Tomorrow.",tomorrow son tomorrow,3 +136858,488,85,"Bart Simpson: Well, I've learned a lot today. Now to go home and let TV slowly rot it all away.",515000,TRUE,8,1104,Bart Simpson,Public Library,"Well, I've learned a lot today. Now to go home and let TV slowly rot it all away.",well ive learned a lot today now to go home and let tv slowly rot it all away,18 +136859,488,86,Gary Chalmers: Eh-eh-eh-eh. Not so fast. Teddy Roosevelt believed you could learn from books. But he also believed you could learn just as much from the out-of-doors.,521000,TRUE,1078,1104,Gary Chalmers,Public Library,Eh-eh-eh-eh. Not so fast. Teddy Roosevelt believed you could learn from books. But he also believed you could learn just as much from the out-of-doors.,eh-eh-eh-eh not so fast teddy roosevelt believed you could learn from books but he also believed you could learn just as much from the out-of-doors,25 +136860,488,87,Bart Simpson: I thought teachers only went outdoors to smoke and cry.,529000,TRUE,8,1104,Bart Simpson,Public Library,I thought teachers only went outdoors to smoke and cry.,i thought teachers only went outdoors to smoke and cry,10 +136861,488,88,"Gary Chalmers: (SIGHS) Yes... Son, have you ever seen a horse your father wasn't betting on?",532000,TRUE,1078,1104,Gary Chalmers,Public Library,"Yes... Son, have you ever seen a horse your father wasn't betting on?",yes son have you ever seen a horse your father wasnt betting on,13 +136862,488,89,Bart Simpson: No sir.,538000,TRUE,8,1104,Bart Simpson,Public Library,No sir.,no sir,2 +136863,488,90,Gary Chalmers: Come with me.,539000,TRUE,1078,1104,Gary Chalmers,Public Library,Come with me.,come with me,3 +136864,488,91,(Mt. Springfield: Ext. Mt. Springfield - day),545000,FALSE,NA,544,NA,Mt. Springfield,NA,NA,NA +136865,488,92,"Gary Chalmers: (HEARTY LAUGH) So Bart, what have you learned so far?",545000,TRUE,1078,544,Gary Chalmers,Mt. Springfield,"So Bart, what have you learned so far?",so bart what have you learned so far,8 +136866,488,93,"Bart Simpson: Well, when horses poop, they don't stop. They just keep walking.",548000,TRUE,8,544,Bart Simpson,Mt. Springfield,"Well, when horses poop, they don't stop. They just keep walking.",well when horses poop they dont stop they just keep walking,11 +136867,488,94,"Gary Chalmers: Uh, yes. Well here's another fun fact for you. All around you is a national park... created by Teddy Roosevelt.",550000,TRUE,1078,544,Gary Chalmers,Mt. Springfield,"Uh, yes. Well here's another fun fact for you. All around you is a national park... created by Teddy Roosevelt.",uh yes well heres another fun fact for you all around you is a national park created by teddy roosevelt,20 +136868,488,95,Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Wow. And here I thought God created all this. Thanks for setting me straight.,561000,TRUE,8,544,Bart Simpson,Mt. Springfield,Wow. And here I thought God created all this. Thanks for setting me straight.,wow and here i thought god created all this thanks for setting me straight,14 +136869,488,96,"Gary Chalmers: Well, wait, I didn't mean that...",566000,TRUE,1078,544,Gary Chalmers,Mt. Springfield,"Well, wait, I didn't mean that...",well wait i didnt mean that,6 +136870,488,97,Bart Simpson: You've filled my head with horse poop and atheism! And all these years I thought I was unteachable.,568000,TRUE,8,544,Bart Simpson,Mt. Springfield,You've filled my head with horse poop and atheism! And all these years I thought I was unteachable.,youve filled my head with horse poop and atheism and all these years i thought i was unteachable,18 +136871,488,98,Gary Chalmers: Let's stop talking now.,573000,TRUE,1078,544,Gary Chalmers,Mt. Springfield,Let's stop talking now.,lets stop talking now,4 +136872,488,99,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSOn house - establishing - evening),576000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136873,488,100,"Bart Simpson: ""A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.""",576000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,A man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards.,a man who is good enough to shed his blood for the country is good enough to be given a square deal afterwards,23 +136874,488,101,"Bart Simpson: Just quoting our twenty-sixth president, Lis. You could use a little T.R. in your life.",576000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Just quoting our twenty-sixth president, Lis. You could use a little T.R. in your life.",just quoting our twenty-sixth president lis you could use a little tr in your life,15 +136875,488,102,Lisa Simpson: Please! I went through my T.R. phase in first grade. Now I realize that the greatest Roosevelt is Franklin.,587000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Please! I went through my T.R. phase in first grade. Now I realize that the greatest Roosevelt is Franklin.,please i went through my tr phase in first grade now i realize that the greatest roosevelt is franklin,19 +136876,488,103,Bart Simpson: Balderdash! Teddy Roosevelt protected America's wildlife!,595000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Balderdash! Teddy Roosevelt protected America's wildlife!,balderdash teddy roosevelt protected americas wildlife,6 +136877,488,104,"Lisa Simpson: Yeah, so he could shoot it himself. Franklin Roosevelt led this country through the depression and World War Two!",598000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, so he could shoot it himself. Franklin Roosevelt led this country through the depression and World War Two!",yeah so he could shoot it himself franklin roosevelt led this country through the depression and world war two,19 +136878,488,105,Lisa Simpson: Face on a dime!,604000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Face on a dime!,face on a dime,4 +136879,488,106,Bart Simpson: Face on a mountain!,605000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Face on a mountain!,face on a mountain,4 +136880,488,107,"Grampa Simpson: (ENTERS ANGRY) I hated the Roosie-velts and all them family dynasties. The Kennedys, the Bushes, Jon Voigt and Angelina Jolie, Mayor Daley and his smart ass son, the Daily Show.",607000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I hated the Roosie-velts and all them family dynasties. The Kennedys, the Bushes, Jon Voigt and Angelina Jolie, Mayor Daley and his smart ass son, the Daily Show.",i hated the roosie-velts and all them family dynasties the kennedys the bushes jon voigt and angelina jolie mayor daley and his smart ass son the daily show,28 +136881,488,108,"Lisa Simpson: That's a lot of anger, Grampa.",618000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's a lot of anger, Grampa.",thats a lot of anger grampa,6 +136882,488,109,"Grampa Simpson: Well, I like Stephen Colbert, but that's because I don't get the joke.",620000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I like Stephen Colbert, but that's because I don't get the joke.",well i like stephen colbert but thats because i dont get the joke,13 +136883,488,110,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - the next day - SCHOOLYARD),626000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136884,488,111,"Bart Simpson: And on July first, 1898, Colonel Theodore Roosevelt and his band of Rough Riders charged up San Juan Hill and liberated Cuba.",626000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"And on July first, 1898, Colonel Theodore Roosevelt and his band of Rough Riders charged up San Juan Hill and liberated Cuba.",and on july first 1898 colonel theodore roosevelt and his band of rough riders charged up san juan hill and liberated cuba,22 +136885,488,112,Nelson Muntz: (ENTHUSED) Cuba si! Castro no!,633000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Cuba si! Castro no!,cuba si castro no,4 +136972,488,199,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - MOMENTS LATER),1032000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136886,488,113,Milhouse Van Houten: I love Teddy Roosevelt because he had asthma as a boy!,636000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I love Teddy Roosevelt because he had asthma as a boy!,i love teddy roosevelt because he had asthma as a boy,11 +136887,488,114,"Jimbo Jones: I love him because he said, ""Bully!""",639000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"I love him because he said, ""Bully!""",i love him because he said bully,7 +136888,488,115,DOLPH: The dude really knew how to rock some jodhpurs!,639000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,The dude really knew how to rock some jodhpurs!,the dude really knew how to rock some jodhpurs,9 +136889,488,116,"Bart Simpson: Hey, maybe Chalmers would let you guys sit in on our lessons. After me, men!",645000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, maybe Chalmers would let you guys sit in on our lessons. After me, men!",hey maybe chalmers would let you guys sit in on our lessons after me men,15 +136890,488,117,Boys: (CHANT) Bully-bully-bully-bully-bully!,650000,TRUE,1009,3,Boys,Springfield Elementary School,Bully-bully-bully-bully-bully!,bully-bully-bully-bully-bully,1 +136891,488,118,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),653000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +136892,488,119,(Chalmers' House: Int. Chalmers' house - continuous),653000,FALSE,NA,3943,NA,Chalmers' House,NA,NA,NA +136893,488,120,"Gary Chalmers: I'd be glad to have you boys join our experiment in manly education. (SIPS BOURBON) The fact is, today's modern schools have completely failed you.",653000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,"I'd be glad to have you boys join our experiment in manly education. The fact is, today's modern schools have completely failed you.",id be glad to have you boys join our experiment in manly education the fact is todays modern schools have completely failed you,23 +136894,488,121,Jimbo Jones: School failed me? (THINKS) Does school have to go to summer Jimbo?,665000,TRUE,144,3943,Jimbo Jones,Chalmers' House,School failed me? Does school have to go to summer Jimbo?,school failed me does school have to go to summer jimbo,11 +136895,488,122,"Gary Chalmers: Look at him, boys. He is the canary in the coal mine of a dying empire.",671000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,"Look at him, boys. He is the canary in the coal mine of a dying empire.",look at him boys he is the canary in the coal mine of a dying empire,16 +136896,488,123,"Jimbo Jones: You're in my coal mine now, bitches!",675000,TRUE,144,3943,Jimbo Jones,Chalmers' House,"You're in my coal mine now, bitches!",youre in my coal mine now bitches,7 +136897,488,124,"Gary Chalmers: (NODS) Yeah. Boys are falling behind in every subject -- because our classrooms are entirely geared towards girls! It's all about (CONTEMPTUOUS) feelings, and celebrating differences...",679000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,"Yeah. Boys are falling behind in every subject -- because our classrooms are entirely geared towards girls! It's all about feelings, and celebrating differences...",yeah boys are falling behind in every subject -- because our classrooms are entirely geared towards girls its all about feelings and celebrating differences,24 +136898,488,125,"Milhouse Van Houten: But I loved reading ""It's Cool to Cry!""",690000,TRUE,25,3943,Milhouse Van Houten,Chalmers' House,"But I loved reading ""It's Cool to Cry!""",but i loved reading its cool to cry,8 +136899,488,126,"Gary Chalmers: Well, it's not cool to cry!",693000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,"Well, it's not cool to cry!",well its not cool to cry,6 +136900,488,127,Milhouse Van Houten: (SMALL SOBS),693000,FALSE,25,3943,Milhouse Van Houten,Chalmers' House,NA,NA,NA +136901,488,128,Gary Chalmers: Boys need to explore! Build things! Wreck those things! And then build them again! Our first lesson begins this Saturday -- with an overnight trip to Springfield Forest.,696000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,Boys need to explore! Build things! Wreck those things! And then build them again! Our first lesson begins this Saturday -- with an overnight trip to Springfield Forest.,boys need to explore build things wreck those things and then build them again our first lesson begins this saturday -- with an overnight trip to springfield forest,28 +136902,488,129,Gary Chalmers: Legend has it that Teddy Roosevelt visited the forest and lost a pair of his trademark spectacles. This weekend we set forth in search of those spectacles!,708000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,Legend has it that Teddy Roosevelt visited the forest and lost a pair of his trademark spectacles. This weekend we set forth in search of those spectacles!,legend has it that teddy roosevelt visited the forest and lost a pair of his trademark spectacles this weekend we set forth in search of those spectacles,27 +136903,488,130,Boys: (WHOOP AND CHEER),708000,FALSE,1009,3943,Boys,Chalmers' House,NA,NA,NA +136904,488,131,"Jimbo Jones: This is all well and good, but I must know: what are spectacles?",719000,TRUE,144,3943,Jimbo Jones,Chalmers' House,"This is all well and good, but I must know: what are spectacles?",this is all well and good but i must know what are spectacles,13 +136905,488,132,Gary Chalmers: (ROLLS EYES) Glasses.,724000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,Glasses.,glasses,1 +136906,488,133,(Springfield Forest: ext. springfield forest - a little while later),726000,FALSE,NA,1883,NA,Springfield Forest,NA,NA,NA +136907,488,134,DOLPH: One time I found an old washing machine over there that still had clothes in it.,726000,TRUE,146,1883,DOLPH,Springfield Forest,One time I found an old washing machine over there that still had clothes in it.,one time i found an old washing machine over there that still had clothes in it,16 +136908,488,135,Boys: (IMPRESSED NOISES),726000,FALSE,1009,1883,Boys,Springfield Forest,NA,NA,NA +136909,488,136,Nelson Muntz: This place is as beautiful as the side of a Coors beer can. (SAD) The kind my Dad used to leave in the bathtub.,732000,TRUE,101,1883,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Forest,This place is as beautiful as the side of a Coors beer can. The kind my Dad used to leave in the bathtub.,this place is as beautiful as the side of a coors beer can the kind my dad used to leave in the bathtub,23 +136910,488,137,"Gary Chalmers: There are no bad fathers in the wilderness, boy.",739000,TRUE,1078,1883,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Forest,"There are no bad fathers in the wilderness, boy.",there are no bad fathers in the wilderness boy,9 +136911,488,138,(Campsite: ext. campsite - the next morning - DAWN),759000,FALSE,NA,1024,NA,Campsite,NA,NA,NA +136973,488,200,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, what are you doing?",1032000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart, what are you doing?",bart what are you doing,5 +138403,493,288,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),1315000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +136912,488,139,"Gary Chalmers: Y'know, Bart, morning's when I miss my Rosemary the most. She sure looked good in a pair of jammies.",759000,TRUE,1078,1024,Gary Chalmers,Campsite,"Y'know, Bart, morning's when I miss my Rosemary the most. She sure looked good in a pair of jammies.",yknow bart mornings when i miss my rosemary the most she sure looked good in a pair of jammies,19 +136913,488,140,Nelson Muntz: (EXCITED) Dinguses! DINGUSES!,770000,TRUE,101,1024,Nelson Muntz,Campsite,Dinguses! DINGUSES!,dinguses dinguses,2 +136914,488,141,Nelson Muntz: I found 'em! Teddy Roosevelt's spectacles!,777000,TRUE,101,1024,Nelson Muntz,Campsite,I found 'em! Teddy Roosevelt's spectacles!,i found em teddy roosevelts spectacles,6 +136915,488,142,"Gary Chalmers: Nicely done, Muntz!",780000,TRUE,1078,1024,Gary Chalmers,Campsite,"Nicely done, Muntz!",nicely done muntz,3 +136916,488,143,Nelson Muntz: Could this be the moment my life starts to turn around? The moment I... huh?,783000,TRUE,101,1024,Nelson Muntz,Campsite,Could this be the moment my life starts to turn around? The moment I... huh?,could this be the moment my life starts to turn around the moment i huh,15 +136917,488,144,Nelson Muntz: (DOPPLER) Gravity blows!,786000,TRUE,101,1024,Nelson Muntz,Campsite,Gravity blows!,gravity blows,2 +136918,488,145,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE),795000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136919,488,146,"State Comptroller Atkins: Gary, you took these boys on an unauthorized field trip, and look what happened!",795000,TRUE,2988,3,State Comptroller Atkins,Springfield Elementary School,"Gary, you took these boys on an unauthorized field trip, and look what happened!",gary you took these boys on an unauthorized field trip and look what happened,14 +136920,488,147,Gary Chalmers: He got some bumps and bruises and a thistle in his britches. What is the big deal?,800000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,He got some bumps and bruises and a thistle in his britches. What is the big deal?,he got some bumps and bruises and a thistle in his britches what is the big deal,17 +136921,488,148,"Mrs. Muntz: The big deal is I'm gonna sue you! Got me one of them ""abogados"" from the bus ads. He says he'll only take veinte por ciento, whatever that is.",804000,TRUE,2660,3,Mrs. Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"The big deal is I'm gonna sue you! Got me one of them ""abogados"" from the bus ads. He says he'll only take veinte por ciento, whatever that is.",the big deal is im gonna sue you got me one of them abogados from the bus ads he says hell only take veinte por ciento whatever that is,29 +136922,488,149,Lawyer: (SPANISH ACCENT) You have seen my picture on the side of a bus. And I am not smiling because I lost the case.,814000,TRUE,213,3,Lawyer,Springfield Elementary School,You have seen my picture on the side of a bus. And I am not smiling because I lost the case.,you have seen my picture on the side of a bus and i am not smiling because i lost the case,21 +136923,488,150,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!,821000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Haw haw!,haw haw,2 +136924,488,151,Mrs. Muntz: (TO ATKINS AND SKINNER) I'm gonna take you for every peso you've got.,822000,TRUE,2660,3,Mrs. Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I'm gonna take you for every peso you've got.,im gonna take you for every peso youve got,9 +136925,488,152,Seymour Skinner: (SOTTO TO ATKINS) How did she know we get paid in pesos?,825000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,How did she know we get paid in pesos?,how did she know we get paid in pesos,9 +136926,488,153,"Gary Chalmers: They took my job away, boys.",830000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"They took my job away, boys.",they took my job away boys,6 +136927,488,154,"Otto Mann: Where to, boss?",839000,TRUE,52,3,Otto Mann,Springfield Elementary School,"Where to, boss?",where to boss,3 +136928,488,155,Gary Chalmers: Just drive.,841000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Just drive.,just drive,2 +136929,488,156,Gary Chalmers: Maybe it is cool to cry.,847000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Maybe it is cool to cry.,maybe it is cool to cry,6 +136930,488,157,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Who can name the three types of rocks?,859000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Who can name the three types of rocks?,who can name the three types of rocks,8 +136931,488,158,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Bart Simpson?,861000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Bart Simpson?,bart simpson,2 +136932,488,159,Bart Simpson: Chalmers would actually take us out to see the rocks.,863000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Chalmers would actually take us out to see the rocks.,chalmers would actually take us out to see the rocks,10 +136933,488,160,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: You can see the rocks on page thirty-two of your science book.,867000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,You can see the rocks on page thirty-two of your science book.,you can see the rocks on page thirty-two of your science book,12 +136934,488,161,Bart Simpson: (LOOKING DOWN) My book is missing page thirty-two.,870000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,My book is missing page thirty-two.,my book is missing page thirty-two,6 +136935,488,162,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Put your head on the desk and shut your eyes.,872000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Put your head on the desk and shut your eyes.,put your head on the desk and shut your eyes,10 +136936,488,163,Bart Simpson: My desktop is sticky with soda from the kid that had it before me.,874000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,My desktop is sticky with soda from the kid that had it before me.,my desktop is sticky with soda from the kid that had it before me,14 +136937,488,164,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Do as I say!,878000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Do as I say!,do as i say,4 +136938,488,165,Bart Simpson: (MOANS),878000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136939,488,166,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),894000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +136940,488,167,"Gary Chalmers: Stupid fish! Don't you want to be my (""SKIN-NER"") din-ner?!",894000,TRUE,1078,270,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Street,Stupid fish! Don't you want to be my din-ner?!,stupid fish dont you want to be my din-ner,9 +136941,488,168,"Bart Simpson: (TENTATIVE) Hey, Gary.",898000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,"Hey, Gary.",hey gary,2 +137150,489,126,Gary Chalmers: No.,781000,TRUE,1078,3947,Gary Chalmers,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,No.,no,1 +136942,488,169,"Gary Chalmers: (SAD SIGH) Simpson, you are looking at a man who was not good enough for the worst public school in America.",898000,TRUE,1078,270,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Street,"Simpson, you are looking at a man who was not good enough for the worst public school in America.",simpson you are looking at a man who was not good enough for the worst public school in america,19 +136943,488,170,"Bart Simpson: Well, what would Teddy Roosevelt do?",906000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,"Well, what would Teddy Roosevelt do?",well what would teddy roosevelt do,6 +136944,488,171,"Gary Chalmers: Son, I'm no Teddy Roosevelt. I'm not even Kermit Roosevelt.",908000,TRUE,1078,270,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Street,"Son, I'm no Teddy Roosevelt. I'm not even Kermit Roosevelt.",son im no teddy roosevelt im not even kermit roosevelt,10 +136945,488,172,Bart Simpson: (HUGE GASP OF SHOCK),908000,FALSE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +136946,488,173,(Bart's Treehouse: EXT. Bart's treehouse - DAY - Establishing),916000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +136947,488,174,(Bart's Treehouse: INT. treehouse - continuous),916000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +136948,488,175,Bart Simpson: I call this meeting of the Brotherhood of the Spectacles to order. Our mission: to get Chalmers back his job.,916000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,I call this meeting of the Brotherhood of the Spectacles to order. Our mission: to get Chalmers back his job.,i call this meeting of the brotherhood of the spectacles to order our mission to get chalmers back his job,20 +136949,488,176,Other Boys: Hear hear! Hear hear!,923000,TRUE,5331,84,Other Boys,Bart's Treehouse,Hear hear! Hear hear!,hear hear hear hear,4 +136950,488,177,"Homer Simpson: Bart, I wanna ask you about something I read in a magazine. (STERNLY) Are you boys cyberbullying each other?",925000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Bart, I wanna ask you about something I read in a magazine. Are you boys cyberbullying each other?",bart i wanna ask you about something i read in a magazine are you boys cyberbullying each other,18 +136951,488,178,Jimbo Jones: How could we be? We're all in the same place and we don't have computers.,932000,TRUE,144,84,Jimbo Jones,Bart's Treehouse,How could we be? We're all in the same place and we don't have computers.,how could we be were all in the same place and we dont have computers,15 +136952,488,179,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING OUT) Marge, I parented!",938000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Marge, I parented!",marge i parented,3 +136953,488,180,"Marge Simpson: That's great, Homie! Come have some ice cream on a brownie!",939000,TRUE,1,84,Marge Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"That's great, Homie! Come have some ice cream on a brownie!",thats great homie come have some ice cream on a brownie,11 +136954,488,181,"Homer Simpson: (TO BOYS) Later, losers.",943000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Later, losers.",later losers,2 +136955,488,182,Bart Simpson: I'm thinking of something big. So big it involves (DRAMATIC) taking over the entire school and not giving it up till Chalmers gets his job back!,945000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,I'm thinking of something big. So big it involves taking over the entire school and not giving it up till Chalmers gets his job back!,im thinking of something big so big it involves taking over the entire school and not giving it up till chalmers gets his job back,25 +136956,488,183,"Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE EXASPERATED) Bart, your mother thinks there's something suspicious about all you boys having a meeting in this treehouse.",955000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Bart, your mother thinks there's something suspicious about all you boys having a meeting in this treehouse.",bart your mother thinks theres something suspicious about all you boys having a meeting in this treehouse,17 +136957,488,184,"Bart Simpson: (CONFESSING) Well, Dad, since you are taking an interest in us, maybe I should tell you...",959000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Well, Dad, since you are taking an interest in us, maybe I should tell you...",well dad since you are taking an interest in us maybe i should tell you,15 +136958,488,185,"Homer Simpson: (LOOKS DOWN, MOANS) Marge, my ice cream's melting and I haven't finished my brownie!",964000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Marge, my ice cream's melting and I haven't finished my brownie!",marge my ice creams melting and i havent finished my brownie,11 +136959,488,186,Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE EXASPERATED) Come in and get some more!,968000,TRUE,1,84,Marge Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Come in and get some more!,come in and get some more,6 +136960,488,187,Homer Simpson: You guys need to get a woman.,970000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,You guys need to get a woman.,you guys need to get a woman,7 +136961,488,188,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - day - establishing),974000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136962,488,189,"Jimbo Jones: (SLIGHTLY STILTED) So, I'm considering taking drugs. Would the school advise for or against that?",974000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"So, I'm considering taking drugs. Would the school advise for or against that?",so im considering taking drugs would the school advise for or against that,13 +136963,488,190,"Receptionist: Oh, strongly against! Would you like to read this pamphlet?",981000,TRUE,98,3,Receptionist,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, strongly against! Would you like to read this pamphlet?",oh strongly against would you like to read this pamphlet,10 +136964,488,191,"Jimbo Jones: (FLIRTATIOUS) Oh well, would you read it with me?",986000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh well, would you read it with me?",oh well would you read it with me,8 +136965,488,192,Receptionist: (FLIRTATIOUS GIGGLE),986000,FALSE,98,3,Receptionist,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +136966,488,193,Receptionist: You see? This boy took drugs and his scores suffered.,992000,TRUE,98,3,Receptionist,Springfield Elementary School,You see? This boy took drugs and his scores suffered.,you see this boy took drugs and his scores suffered,10 +136967,488,194,Jimbo Jones: (INTRIGUED AGREEING NOISES) Yeah.,995000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,Yeah.,yeah,1 +136968,488,195,Bart Simpson: (HOLDING NOSE) There's a car with its lights on in the teacher's lot.,1006000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,There's a car with its lights on in the teacher's lot.,theres a car with its lights on in the teachers lot,11 +136969,488,196,Bart Simpson: Late-'90s model...coffee stains on front seat...,1013000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Late-'90s model...coffee stains on front seat...,late-90s modelcoffee stains on front seat,6 +136974,488,201,Bart Simpson: Taking over the school. With all the kids inside!,1033000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Taking over the school. With all the kids inside!,taking over the school with all the kids inside,9 +136975,488,202,Lisa Simpson: What?! I'm telling Mom!,1036000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What?! I'm telling Mom!,what im telling mom,4 +136976,488,203,Bart Simpson: Great. You can call her from the closet phone.,1038000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Great. You can call her from the closet phone.,great you can call her from the closet phone,9 +136977,488,204,"Lisa Simpson: Hello, Mom? You won't believe what Bart's doing.",1041000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hello, Mom? You won't believe what Bart's doing.",hello mom you wont believe what barts doing,8 +136978,488,205,Bart Simpson: There really is a phone in there?,1044000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,There really is a phone in there?,there really is a phone in there,7 +136979,488,206,Bart Simpson: (SCOFFS) So immature.,1047000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,So immature.,so immature,2 +136980,488,207,"Bart Simpson: Yo, teachwads! The Brotherhood of the Spectacles has taken over the school!",1052000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Yo, teachwads! The Brotherhood of the Spectacles has taken over the school!",yo teachwads the brotherhood of the spectacles has taken over the school,12 +136981,488,208,"Dewey Largo: (MOCK HORROR) Oh no, please. Don't make us start our weekend early.",1057000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh no, please. Don't make us start our weekend early.",oh no please dont make us start our weekend early,10 +136982,488,209,Miss Hoover: Our paychecks are in there.,1060000,TRUE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,Our paychecks are in there.,our paychecks are in there,5 +136983,488,210,"Dewey Largo: (EAR-SPLITTING SCREAM, THEN:) Why didn't I sign up for direct deposit!",1062000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,Why didn't I sign up for direct deposit!,why didnt i sign up for direct deposit,8 +136984,488,211,"Seymour Skinner: Bart, open this door now -- or I will jiggle the handle indefinitely!",1068000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart, open this door now -- or I will jiggle the handle indefinitely!",bart open this door now -- or i will jiggle the handle indefinitely,13 +136985,488,212,Bart Simpson: Suit yourself. We all rubbed it with boogers.,1072000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Suit yourself. We all rubbed it with boogers.,suit yourself we all rubbed it with boogers,8 +136986,488,213,"Seymour Skinner: (FREAKED-OUT) Damn! Willie, break it down!",1074000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Damn! Willie, break it down!",damn willie break it down,5 +136987,488,214,Nelson Muntz: Not so fast!,1083000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Not so fast!,not so fast,3 +136988,488,215,"DOLPH: Back it up, or the photocopier eats it!",1085000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,"Back it up, or the photocopier eats it!",back it up or the photocopier eats it,8 +136989,488,216,"Seymour Skinner: (GASPS) Oh my God! We've got a thirty-year mortgage on that photocopier! (GRIM) Willie, stay your tractor!",1087000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh my God! We've got a thirty-year mortgage on that photocopier! Willie, stay your tractor!",oh my god weve got a thirty-year mortgage on that photocopier willie stay your tractor,15 +136990,488,217,Groundskeeper Willie: Ye can't just turn her on and off like that!,1093000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Ye can't just turn her on and off like that!,ye cant just turn her on and off like that,10 +136991,488,218,"Groundskeeper Willie: Oh, I guess you can.",1098000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, I guess you can.",oh i guess you can,5 +136992,488,219,"Bart Simpson: Okay, we've gotta stay focused: Jimbo, gather all the students in the gym. Milhouse, take a nap. You know how cranky you get.",1099000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, we've gotta stay focused: Jimbo, gather all the students in the gym. Milhouse, take a nap. You know how cranky you get.",okay weve gotta stay focused jimbo gather all the students in the gym milhouse take a nap you know how cranky you get,23 +136993,488,220,Milhouse Van Houten: (CRANKY) I do not!,1105000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I do not!,i do not,3 +136994,488,221,Kent Brockman: (TO CAMERA) Dog Day Afterschool?! This is Kent Brockman outside Springfield Elementary with the parents of lockdown leader Bart Simpson.,1118000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,Dog Day Afterschool?! This is Kent Brockman outside Springfield Elementary with the parents of lockdown leader Bart Simpson.,dog day afterschool this is kent brockman outside springfield elementary with the parents of lockdown leader bart simpson,18 +136995,488,222,Marge Simpson: He's not a bad boy.,1126000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,He's not a bad boy.,hes not a bad boy,5 +136996,488,223,Marge Simpson: He had a teacher who finally got through to him and they fired him.,1128000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,He had a teacher who finally got through to him and they fired him.,he had a teacher who finally got through to him and they fired him,14 +136997,488,224,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Are you covering me up?!,1131000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Are you covering me up?!,are you covering me up,5 +136998,488,225,"Kent Brockman: (ADMITTING) Yes, I'm afraid we are.",1133000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,"Yes, I'm afraid we are.",yes im afraid we are,5 +136999,488,226,"Homer Simpson: (LECTURING) The least I can get out of this whole nightmare is some face time on the local news. (EXPLAINING) It's kind of my way of sending a Christmas card. (WAVES AT CAMERA) Happy Holidays, everyone! Family's fine!",1134000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"The least I can get out of this whole nightmare is some face time on the local news. It's kind of my way of sending a Christmas card. Happy Holidays, everyone! Family's fine!",the least i can get out of this whole nightmare is some face time on the local news its kind of my way of sending a christmas card happy holidays everyone familys fine,33 +137000,488,227,"Jimbo Jones: Dude, you'd better see this.",1143000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"Dude, you'd better see this.",dude youd better see this,5 +137317,490,62,Homer Simpson: (STRAINED) I'm fine.,322000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I'm fine.,im fine,2 +137001,488,228,"Chief Wiggum: Attention, Brotherhood of the Spectacles: you are ordered to immediately evacuate the school, and then return to school where you belong.",1147000,TRUE,71,3,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,"Attention, Brotherhood of the Spectacles: you are ordered to immediately evacuate the school, and then return to school where you belong.",attention brotherhood of the spectacles you are ordered to immediately evacuate the school and then return to school where you belong,21 +137002,488,229,Bart Simpson: I need to know that Chalmers will be taken care of!,1155000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I need to know that Chalmers will be taken care of!,i need to know that chalmers will be taken care of,11 +137003,488,230,Chief Wiggum: We don't negotiate with terrorists! Or the people that supply our uniforms and weapons. We just pay whatever they say.,1158000,TRUE,71,3,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,We don't negotiate with terrorists! Or the people that supply our uniforms and weapons. We just pay whatever they say.,we dont negotiate with terrorists or the people that supply our uniforms and weapons we just pay whatever they say,20 +137004,488,231,Gary Chalmers: Let me talk to the boy!,1164000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Let me talk to the boy!,let me talk to the boy,6 +137005,488,232,"Gary Chalmers: It's time for you to stand down, son. When I met you, you were nothing more than a thick file of infractions. Now I see a young man I'm proud to call my disciplinary problem.",1168000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"It's time for you to stand down, son. When I met you, you were nothing more than a thick file of infractions. Now I see a young man I'm proud to call my disciplinary problem.",its time for you to stand down son when i met you you were nothing more than a thick file of infractions now i see a young man im proud to call my disciplinary problem,35 +137006,488,233,Bart Simpson: (EMOTIONAL) Thanks. (THEN ALL BUSINESS) But these rough riders aren't dismounting until you get your job back.,1179000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Thanks. But these rough riders aren't dismounting until you get your job back.,thanks but these rough riders arent dismounting until you get your job back,13 +137007,488,234,"Lou: What do you think, Chief? Can we take the building without hurtin' anybody?",1184000,TRUE,91,3,Lou,Springfield Elementary School,"What do you think, Chief? Can we take the building without hurtin' anybody?",what do you think chief can we take the building without hurtin anybody,13 +137008,488,235,"Chief Wiggum: Well, if a group of Muppets can take Manhattan...",1187000,TRUE,71,3,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, if a group of Muppets can take Manhattan...",well if a group of muppets can take manhattan,9 +137009,488,236,State Comptroller Atkins: Job restored!,1191000,TRUE,2988,3,State Comptroller Atkins,Springfield Elementary School,Job restored!,job restored,2 +137010,488,237,Gary Chalmers: Increase in title?,1192000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Increase in title?,increase in title,3 +137011,488,238,State Comptroller Atkins: Fine. You're super-duperintendent.,1194000,TRUE,2988,3,State Comptroller Atkins,Springfield Elementary School,Fine. You're super-duperintendent.,fine youre super-duperintendent,3 +137012,488,239,Gary Chalmers: (SLIGHTLY CHOKED-UP) That's all I ever wanted.,1196000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,That's all I ever wanted.,thats all i ever wanted,5 +137013,488,240,Seymour Skinner: (TO CHALMERS) No hard feelings?,1198000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,No hard feelings?,no hard feelings,3 +137014,488,241,"Gary Chalmers: Nothing but hard feelings, Seymour.",1199000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Nothing but hard feelings, Seymour.",nothing but hard feelings seymour,5 +137015,488,242,"Milhouse Van Houten: (CRAZED) It's beautiful, man! It's beautiful!",1209000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"It's beautiful, man! It's beautiful!",its beautiful man its beautiful,5 +137016,488,243,"Bart Simpson: Oh my God. (CALLING UP) Milhouse, did you take your nap?",1213000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh my God. Milhouse, did you take your nap?",oh my god milhouse did you take your nap,9 +137017,488,244,Milhouse Van Houten: Does it look like I took my nap? (CRAZED LAUGHTER),1216000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Does it look like I took my nap?,does it look like i took my nap,8 +137018,488,245,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,1221000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +137019,488,246,(Mt. Springfield: Ext. Mt. Springfield - day),1223000,FALSE,NA,544,NA,Mt. Springfield,NA,NA,NA +137020,488,247,"Bart Simpson: Sir, of all the books and movies about Teddy Roosevelt, which would you say is the most informative?",1223000,TRUE,8,544,Bart Simpson,Mt. Springfield,"Sir, of all the books and movies about Teddy Roosevelt, which would you say is the most informative?",sir of all the books and movies about teddy roosevelt which would you say is the most informative,18 +137021,488,248,"Gary Chalmers: No question: ""Night at the Museum.""",1229000,TRUE,1078,544,Gary Chalmers,Mt. Springfield,"No question: ""Night at the Museum.""",no question night at the museum,6 +137022,488,249,Bart Simpson: One or two?,1229000,TRUE,8,544,Bart Simpson,Mt. Springfield,One or two?,one or two,3 +137023,488,250,"Gary Chalmers: Take your pick, you can't go wrong.",1231000,TRUE,1078,544,Gary Chalmers,Mt. Springfield,"Take your pick, you can't go wrong.",take your pick you cant go wrong,7 +137024,489,0,Bart Simpson: Dad? Dad?,13000,TRUE,8,NA,Bart Simpson,NA,Dad? Dad?,dad dad,2 +137025,489,1,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - living room - day),26000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137026,489,2,Bart Simpson: (GASPS) He opened his eyes! Mommm!,26000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,He opened his eyes! Mommm!,he opened his eyes mommm,5 +137027,489,3,Homer Simpson: Okay... I'm on the floor... I can't move... so far a normal Sunday morning.,61000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay... I'm on the floor... I can't move... so far a normal Sunday morning.,okay im on the floor i cant move so far a normal sunday morning,14 +137028,489,4,Marge Simpson: (SOFTLY) Homie... you're paralyzed. But we love you and will never give up hope.,183000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie... you're paralyzed. But we love you and will never give up hope.,homie youre paralyzed but we love you and will never give up hope,13 +137318,490,63,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - early evening - establishing),329000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137029,489,5,Bart Simpson: Can his funeral be on a school day?,189000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Can his funeral be on a school day?,can his funeral be on a school day,8 +137030,489,6,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED MURMUR),189000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137031,489,7,Homer Simpson: This is so horrible -- I can't speak...,192000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This is so horrible -- I can't speak...,this is so horrible -- i cant speak,8 +137032,489,8,"Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE) How did this happen? Last thing I remember, I was decorating the house for Halloween.",197000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"How did this happen? Last thing I remember, I was decorating the house for Halloween.",how did this happen last thing i remember i was decorating the house for halloween,15 +137033,489,9,"Homer Simpson: Ah, Halloween. The one time of year when the squalor of our home works to our advantage.",206000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ah, Halloween. The one time of year when the squalor of our home works to our advantage.",ah halloween the one time of year when the squalor of our home works to our advantage,17 +137034,489,10,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES),206000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137035,489,11,Homer Simpson: Where's that spider?,220000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Where's that spider?,wheres that spider,3 +137036,489,12,(BOX: int. box - continuous),224000,FALSE,NA,3944,NA,BOX,NA,NA,NA +137037,489,13,"Homer Simpson: Squeeze, squeeze... (CHUCKLES) squeeze, squeeze. A real spider would get so mad if I did this! I wonder if this thing has batteries.",224000,TRUE,2,3944,Homer Simpson,BOX,"Squeeze, squeeze... squeeze, squeeze. A real spider would get so mad if I did this! I wonder if this thing has batteries.",squeeze squeeze squeeze squeeze a real spider would get so mad if i did this i wonder if this thing has batteries,22 +137038,489,14,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED SCREAMS) It's alive?!,235000,TRUE,2,3944,Homer Simpson,BOX,It's alive?!,its alive,2 +137039,489,15,Homer Simpson: Ow!,237000,TRUE,2,3944,Homer Simpson,BOX,Ow!,ow,1 +137040,489,16,Homer Simpson: Ow! (SEIZING-UP NOISE),244000,TRUE,2,3944,Homer Simpson,BOX,Ow!,ow,1 +137041,489,17,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - day),244000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137042,489,18,"Homer Simpson: Well, at least I still look good.",244000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, at least I still look good.",well at least i still look good,7 +137043,489,19,"Marge Simpson: Okay handsome, that's enough primping!",247000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay handsome, that's enough primping!",okay handsome thats enough primping,5 +137044,489,20,Marge Simpson: Just because you've had a little setback doesn't mean you can't look your best.,250000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Just because you've had a little setback doesn't mean you can't look your best.,just because youve had a little setback doesnt mean you cant look your best,14 +137045,489,21,"Homer Simpson: Oh, Marge. This is the purest love there is: patient, supportive... ooh, cleavage! (TURNED-ON NOISE)",254000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, Marge. This is the purest love there is: patient, supportive... ooh, cleavage!",oh marge this is the purest love there is patient supportive ooh cleavage,13 +137046,489,22,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, I'm going to entertain you with the help of ""The Brothers Karamazov."" (READS) ""Alexey Fyodorovitch Karamazov was the third son of Fyodor Pavlovitch Karamazov... a landowner well known in our district in his own day, and still remembered among us owing to his gloomy and tragic death, which happened thirteen years ago, and which I shall describe in its proper place.""",264000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, I'm going to entertain you with the help of ""The Brothers Karamazov."" ""Alexey Fyodorovitch Karamazov was the third son of Fyodor Pavlovitch Karamazov... a landowner well known in our district in his own day, and still remembered among us owing to his gloomy and tragic death, which happened thirteen years ago, and which I shall describe in its proper place.""",dad im going to entertain you with the help of the brothers karamazov alexey fyodorovitch karamazov was the third son of fyodor pavlovitch karamazov a landowner well known in our district in his own day and still remembered among us owing to his gloomy and tragic death which happened thirteen years ago and which i shall describe in its proper place,61 +137047,489,23,Homer Simpson: (VERY ANGUISHED) Oh my God! She's still on the first sentence! (STRAINING) Must make her stop... how to express my...,282000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my God! She's still on the first sentence! Must make her stop... how to express my...,oh my god shes still on the first sentence must make her stop how to express my,17 +137048,489,24,Homer Simpson: (FART NOISE),282000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137049,489,25,"Lisa Simpson: (LOOKING UP FROM BOOK, ANNOYED) Da-ad! (GROSSED-OUT NOISE) Anyway, continuing: (READS) ""For the present I will only say that this 'landowner' -- for so...""",289000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Da-ad! Anyway, continuing: ""For the present I will only say that this 'landowner' -- for so...""",da-ad anyway continuing for the present i will only say that this landowner -- for so,16 +137050,489,26,Homer Simpson: (LONG DROWNING-OUT FART),289000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137051,489,27,"Lisa Simpson: (EMBARRASSED) Ew, Dad! (REALIZING GASP) Wait a minute... Can you pass gas at will? Fart once for no, twice for yes.",293000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ew, Dad! Wait a minute... Can you pass gas at will? Fart once for no, twice for yes.",ew dad wait a minute can you pass gas at will fart once for no twice for yes,18 +137052,489,28,Homer Simpson: (TWO QUICK FARTS),293000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137053,489,29,Lisa Simpson: (INCREDIBLY MOVED) Oh my God! Do you realize what this means?,308000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my God! Do you realize what this means?,oh my god do you realize what this means,9 +137054,489,30,Homer Simpson: (SINGLE CONFUSED FART),308000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137055,489,31,"Lisa Simpson: (EXPLAINING) Well, it means that you can communicate!",315000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it means that you can communicate!",well it means that you can communicate,7 +137056,489,32,"Homer Simpson: (LONG ""NOW I GET IT"" FART)",315000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137057,489,33,Lisa Simpson: Exactly! (HAPPY CHUCKLE),319000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Exactly!,exactly,1 +137058,489,34,"Lisa Simpson: I'll recite the alphabet, and you tell me when to stop. (QUICKLY) A-B-C-D...",322000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll recite the alphabet, and you tell me when to stop. A-B-C-D...",ill recite the alphabet and you tell me when to stop a-b-c-d,12 +137059,489,35,Homer Simpson: (FARTS),322000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137060,489,36,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, first letter ""D."" Next letter: (QUICKLY) A-B-C-D-E-",328000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, first letter ""D."" Next letter: A-B-C-D-E-",okay first letter d next letter a-b-c-d-e-,7 +137061,489,37,Homer Simpson: (FARTS),328000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137062,489,38,"Lisa Simpson: ""D, E""... Amazing! Oh, but before we continue...",333000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""D, E""... Amazing! Oh, but before we continue...",d e amazing oh but before we continue,8 +137063,489,39,"Lisa Simpson: (DEEP BREATH, THEN:) Okay: A--",340000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay: A--,okay a--,2 +137064,489,40,Homer Simpson: (FARTS),340000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137065,489,41,"Lisa Simpson: (WRITING) ""D, E, A...""",342000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""D, E, A...""",d e a,3 +137066,489,42,Homer Simpson: (TWO QUICK FARTS),342000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137067,489,43,"Lisa Simpson: (READING) ""Dearest Marge, though my body cannot move, my heart still beats and my brain still brains.""",342000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Dearest Marge, though my body cannot move, my heart still beats and my brain still brains.""",dearest marge though my body cannot move my heart still beats and my brain still brains,16 +137068,489,44,"Lisa Simpson: ""I miss holding you in my arms more than my butt can say.""",351000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I miss holding you in my arms more than my butt can say.,i miss holding you in my arms more than my butt can say,13 +137069,489,45,"Lisa Simpson: ""Perhaps someday there will be a cure. Although if it requires months of difficult physical therapy, I'll pass.""",356000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Perhaps someday there will be a cure. Although if it requires months of difficult physical therapy, I'll pass.""",perhaps someday there will be a cure although if it requires months of difficult physical therapy ill pass,18 +137070,489,46,"Lisa Simpson: (READING) ""You are the shining light that gets me through my darkest hours. For further communication I will require more beans. I love you, baby.""",363000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""You are the shining light that gets me through my darkest hours. For further communication I will require more beans. I love you, baby.""",you are the shining light that gets me through my darkest hours for further communication i will require more beans i love you baby,24 +137071,489,47,"Marge Simpson: (INCREDIBLY MOVED) Oh, Homie...",370000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, Homie...",oh homie,2 +137072,489,48,Homer Simpson: (SQUEAKY BEGINNING OF FART),370000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137073,489,49,Marge Simpson: Shhh. Don't say a word.,374000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Shhh. Don't say a word.,shhh dont say a word,5 +137074,489,50,"Homer Simpson: I guess my life isn't so bad. With the help of my loving family, I even published my first book...and I've finally reached a state of serenity and-- (SCARED NOISE) another spider!",379000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I guess my life isn't so bad. With the help of my loving family, I even published my first book...and I've finally reached a state of serenity and-- another spider!",i guess my life isnt so bad with the help of my loving family i even published my first bookand ive finally reached a state of serenity and-- another spider,30 +137075,489,51,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED TICKLED GIGGLING),379000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137076,489,52,"Homer Simpson: (PAINED NOISE) Oh man, what's this bite gonna do? (BEAT, THEN GASP) My wrists are tingling... (AMAZED) I feel new powers surging within me...",397000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh man, what's this bite gonna do? My wrists are tingling... I feel new powers surging within me...",oh man whats this bite gonna do my wrists are tingling i feel new powers surging within me,18 +137077,489,53,(Downtown Springfield: ext. downtown springfield - day),413000,FALSE,NA,449,NA,Downtown Springfield,NA,NA,NA +137078,489,54,Bank Robber #1: He's got the proportionate strength of a paralyzed spider!,413000,TRUE,2700,449,Bank Robber #1,Downtown Springfield,He's got the proportionate strength of a paralyzed spider!,hes got the proportionate strength of a paralyzed spider,9 +137079,489,55,Bank Robber #2: Forget paying for my kid's operation -- I'm outta here!,418000,TRUE,2701,449,Bank Robber #2,Downtown Springfield,Forget paying for my kid's operation -- I'm outta here!,forget paying for my kids operation -- im outta here,10 +137080,489,56,"Chief Wiggum: They say no two ass-webs are the same. Beautiful, in its way.",424000,TRUE,71,449,Chief Wiggum,Downtown Springfield,"They say no two ass-webs are the same. Beautiful, in its way.",they say no two ass-webs are the same beautiful in its way,12 +137081,489,57,Marge Simpson: (SEXY) Wanna go home and celebrate?,430000,TRUE,1,449,Marge Simpson,Downtown Springfield,Wanna go home and celebrate?,wanna go home and celebrate,5 +137082,489,58,Homer Simpson: (TWO ENTHUSIASTIC FARTS),430000,FALSE,2,449,Homer Simpson,Downtown Springfield,NA,NA,NA +137083,489,59,Marge Simpson: (SURPRISED NOISE),430000,FALSE,1,449,Marge Simpson,Downtown Springfield,NA,NA,NA +137084,489,60,Injured Cast Member: I wish I could move like him.,442000,TRUE,5893,449,Injured Cast Member,Downtown Springfield,I wish I could move like him.,i wish i could move like him,7 +137085,489,61,"Ned Flanders: Springfield. My home town. Pretty little place. (SERIOUS) Although, even the Garden of Eden could use a nice cleansing rain now and then.",452000,TRUE,11,449,Ned Flanders,Downtown Springfield,"Springfield. My home town. Pretty little place. Although, even the Garden of Eden could use a nice cleansing rain now and then.",springfield my home town pretty little place although even the garden of eden could use a nice cleansing rain now and then,22 +137086,489,62,"Mrs. Muntz: (TIPSY) Hey, whiskers. Wanna party?",468000,TRUE,2660,449,Mrs. Muntz,Downtown Springfield,"Hey, whiskers. Wanna party?",hey whiskers wanna party,4 +137087,489,63,Ned Flanders: Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.,470000,TRUE,11,449,Ned Flanders,Downtown Springfield,Spend less time on your back and more time on your knees.,spend less time on your back and more time on your knees,12 +137088,489,64,"Mrs. Muntz: Have I lost my back-alley beauty? Well, those who can't do, teach.",473000,TRUE,2660,449,Mrs. Muntz,Downtown Springfield,"Have I lost my back-alley beauty? Well, those who can't do, teach.",have i lost my back-alley beauty well those who cant do teach,12 +137089,489,65,Ned Flanders: No more distractions. I have work to do.,486000,TRUE,11,449,Ned Flanders,Downtown Springfield,No more distractions. I have work to do.,no more distractions i have work to do,8 +137090,489,66,(SPRINGFIELD LAKE: ext. springfield lake - night),533000,FALSE,NA,3945,NA,SPRINGFIELD LAKE,NA,NA,NA +137091,489,67,"Ned Flanders: All these years I thought murder was a sin. Then, I got new instructions from the good Lord Himself, through my bible: in his favorite language -- English.",533000,TRUE,11,3945,Ned Flanders,SPRINGFIELD LAKE,"All these years I thought murder was a sin. Then, I got new instructions from the good Lord Himself, through my bible: in his favorite language -- English.",all these years i thought murder was a sin then i got new instructions from the good lord himself through my bible in his favorite language -- english,28 +137092,489,68,Voice Of God: Slay Montgomery Burns and pee in his ashes!,540000,TRUE,5894,3945,Voice Of God,SPRINGFIELD LAKE,Slay Montgomery Burns and pee in his ashes!,slay montgomery burns and pee in his ashes,8 +137093,489,69,"Ned Flanders: Are you sure, Lord?",544000,TRUE,11,3945,Ned Flanders,SPRINGFIELD LAKE,"Are you sure, Lord?",are you sure lord,4 +137094,489,70,"Voice Of God: If you're having trouble with the second part, drink a lot of water. Now I've gotta go. A hip hop star is thanking me at the V.M.A.'s.",546000,TRUE,5894,3945,Voice Of God,SPRINGFIELD LAKE,"If you're having trouble with the second part, drink a lot of water. Now I've gotta go. A hip hop star is thanking me at the V.M.A.'s.",if youre having trouble with the second part drink a lot of water now ive gotta go a hip hop star is thanking me at the vmas,27 +137095,489,71,(Lake: Ext. lake - moments later),566000,FALSE,NA,353,NA,Lake,NA,NA,NA +137096,489,72,(First Church of Springfield: Int. First Church of Springfield),566000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +137097,489,73,Ned Flanders: And so white-bread Ned became the avenging sword of the Lord.,566000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,And so white-bread Ned became the avenging sword of the Lord.,and so white-bread ned became the avenging sword of the lord,11 +137098,489,74,(ART MUSEUM: Int. art museum),582000,FALSE,NA,280,NA,ART MUSEUM,NA,NA,NA +137099,489,75,(Flanders Home: ext. flanders's house - night - establishing),582000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +137100,489,76,"Ned Flanders: (QUICKLY) Peter, Andrew, James the Greater, James the Lesser, John, Philip, Thaddeus!",582000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Peter, Andrew, James the Greater, James the Lesser, John, Philip, Thaddeus!",peter andrew james the greater james the lesser john philip thaddeus,11 +137101,489,77,"Ned Flanders: Heavenly Father, I...",587000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Heavenly Father, I...",heavenly father i,3 +137102,489,78,"Voice Of God: Quiet, you! Your next divine whack job is a twofer: I command you to kill Patty and Selma Bouvier.",589000,TRUE,5894,188,Voice Of God,Flanders Home,"Quiet, you! Your next divine whack job is a twofer: I command you to kill Patty and Selma Bouvier.",quiet you your next divine whack job is a twofer i command you to kill patty and selma bouvier,19 +137103,489,79,"Ned Flanders: (STUNNED) Patty and Selma?! Sure they smoke, and they don't shave much of anything, but... do they deserve to die?",597000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Patty and Selma?! Sure they smoke, and they don't shave much of anything, but... do they deserve to die?",patty and selma sure they smoke and they dont shave much of anything but do they deserve to die,19 +137104,489,80,"Voice Of God: (FURIOUS, BOOMING) Do not question me, the star of the Bible! Now, on a non-murder-related note...",603000,TRUE,5894,188,Voice Of God,Flanders Home,"Do not question me, the star of the Bible! Now, on a non-murder-related note...",do not question me the star of the bible now on a non-murder-related note,14 +137105,489,81,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - continuous),607000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137106,489,82,"Homer Simpson: ...I want you to find out what's making that funny noise in Homer Simpson's car. It's, uhhh, you know, it's like a chigga-chigga-chigga-chigga. But you only hear it when you're driving over thirty. And you never hear it when you take it to the shop.",607000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"...I want you to find out what's making that funny noise in Homer Simpson's car. It's, uhhh, you know, it's like a chigga-chigga-chigga-chigga. But you only hear it when you're driving over thirty. And you never hear it when you take it to the shop.",i want you to find out whats making that funny noise in homer simpsons car its uhhh you know its like a chigga-chigga-chigga-chigga but you only hear it when youre driving over thirty and you never hear it when you take it to the shop,45 +137107,489,83,Voice Of God: Then it sounds perfect!,625000,TRUE,5894,5,Voice Of God,Simpson Home,Then it sounds perfect!,then it sounds perfect,4 +137108,489,84,"Ned Flanders: Yes, Lord.",627000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Yes, Lord.",yes lord,2 +137109,489,85,"Marge Simpson: Homer, have you noticed how many of your enemies have died lately? Mr. Burns, Sideshow Bob...",629000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, have you noticed how many of your enemies have died lately? Mr. Burns, Sideshow Bob...",homer have you noticed how many of your enemies have died lately mr burns sideshow bob,16 +137110,489,86,"Homer Simpson: You forgot Patty and Selma. Oh, wait. That hasn't happened yet.",635000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You forgot Patty and Selma. Oh, wait. That hasn't happened yet.",you forgot patty and selma oh wait that hasnt happened yet,11 +137111,489,87,"Marge Simpson: Patty and Selma?! Who's next, Ned Flanders?",638000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Patty and Selma?! Who's next, Ned Flanders?",patty and selma whos next ned flanders,7 +137112,489,88,"Homer Simpson: (SCORNFUL) Now, how would that work?",642000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, how would that work?",now how would that work,5 +137113,489,89,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED MURMUR),642000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137114,489,90,(Road: Ext. road - arizona-type area - day),660000,FALSE,NA,37,NA,Road,NA,NA,NA +137115,489,91,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - evening),660000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137151,489,127,"Brandine Del Roy: Well, are we in Nebraska?",784000,TRUE,1875,3947,Brandine Del Roy,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,"Well, are we in Nebraska?",well are we in nebraska,5 +137116,489,92,"Homer Simpson: Okay, Stupid Flanders, first I want you to kill that guy at the ice cream parlor who gave Homer Simpson a cone that had a little air in it.",660000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, Stupid Flanders, first I want you to kill that guy at the ice cream parlor who gave Homer Simpson a cone that had a little air in it.",okay stupid flanders first i want you to kill that guy at the ice cream parlor who gave homer simpson a cone that had a little air in it,29 +137117,489,93,Ned Flanders: (A LITTLE WEARY) Really?,668000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Really?,really,1 +137118,489,94,Homer Simpson: Come on! God does crazy things! Check your Old Testament.,670000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Come on! God does crazy things! Check your Old Testament.,come on god does crazy things check your old testament,10 +137119,489,95,"Bart Simpson: (ENTERING) Hey, Dad.",672000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Dad.",hey dad,2 +137120,489,96,"Homer Simpson: Hey Bart... (INTO MICROPHONE) I mean, Jesus. (COVERS MIC) Hey son, you want Flanders to kill anybody? He's totally in my power.",673000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey Bart... I mean, Jesus. Hey son, you want Flanders to kill anybody? He's totally in my power.",hey bart i mean jesus hey son you want flanders to kill anybody hes totally in my power,18 +137121,489,97,Bart Simpson: Well... there's a tall boy in front of me in class so I can't see the board.,680000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Well... there's a tall boy in front of me in class so I can't see the board.,well theres a tall boy in front of me in class so i cant see the board,17 +137122,489,98,Homer Simpson: And I sayeth unto you... slay every tall boy in town!,683000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And I sayeth unto you... slay every tall boy in town!,and i sayeth unto you slay every tall boy in town,11 +137123,489,99,"Bart Simpson: Yeah! (CHUCKLE, HIGH-FIVE)",688000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah!,yeah,1 +137124,489,100,Ned Flanders: Homer Simpson!,689000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Homer Simpson!,homer simpson,2 +137125,489,101,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SHRIEK),689000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137126,489,102,Ned Flanders: You made a killer out of me!,689000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,You made a killer out of me!,you made a killer out of me,7 +137127,489,103,"Homer Simpson: (SNEERING) Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?",693000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, and what are you gonna do about it?",yeah and what are you gonna do about it,9 +137128,489,104,Ned Flanders: I'm gonna kill you!,695000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,I'm gonna kill you!,im gonna kill you,4 +137129,489,105,Ned Flanders: (SHORT SHRIEK),695000,FALSE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137130,489,106,Ned Flanders: Because of you I'm going to Hell!,695000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Because of you I'm going to Hell!,because of you im going to hell,7 +137131,489,107,Homer Simpson: Language.,695000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Language.,language,1 +137132,489,108,Ned Flanders: Hell! Damn! Backside! Nothing matters anymore! I'm goin' down and my hand-basket seats two!,701000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Hell! Damn! Backside! Nothing matters anymore! I'm goin' down and my hand-basket seats two!,hell damn backside nothing matters anymore im goin down and my hand-basket seats two,14 +137133,489,109,"Ned Flanders: (SCOFFING NOISE) Wake up, Flanders! There is no Hell, and there is no God. If there were, would He let me do this?",707000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Wake up, Flanders! There is no Hell, and there is no God. If there were, would He let me do this?",wake up flanders there is no hell and there is no god if there were would he let me do this,21 +137134,489,110,Homer Simpson: Why you little!... / (CHOKING SOUNDS),720000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why you little!... /,why you little,3 +137135,489,111,Marge Simpson: (GASPS) What happened?!,727000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What happened?!,what happened,2 +137136,489,112,God: Uh... Flanders killed Homer.,728000,TRUE,774,5,God,Simpson Home,Uh... Flanders killed Homer.,uh flanders killed homer,4 +137137,489,113,"Ned Flanders: But, but...",731000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"But, but...",but but,2 +137138,489,114,Marge Simpson: But you're God. Couldn't you make everything the way it was?,732000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But you're God. Couldn't you make everything the way it was?,but youre god couldnt you make everything the way it was,11 +137139,489,115,"God: Well, I could. But the big man downstairs wouldn't like it.",736000,TRUE,774,5,God,Simpson Home,"Well, I could. But the big man downstairs wouldn't like it.",well i could but the big man downstairs wouldnt like it,11 +137140,489,116,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR),736000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137141,489,117,SATAN: Get me a coffee!,744000,TRUE,3108,5,SATAN,Simpson Home,Get me a coffee!,get me a coffee,4 +137142,489,118,"God: (OBSEQUIOUS) Yes, sir.",746000,TRUE,774,5,God,Simpson Home,"Yes, sir.",yes sir,2 +137143,489,119,Ned Flanders: Could this get any worse?,752000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Could this get any worse?,could this get any worse,5 +137144,489,120,"Maude Flanders: (TO SATAN) Honey, come back to bed.",755000,TRUE,308,5,Maude Flanders,Simpson Home,"Honey, come back to bed.",honey come back to bed,5 +137145,489,121,"Ned Flanders: Oh, for cryin' out loud!",757000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Oh, for cryin' out loud!",oh for cryin out loud,5 +137146,489,122,(A LUSH JUNGLE PLANET: Ext. a lush jungle planet - day),771000,FALSE,NA,3946,NA,A LUSH JUNGLE PLANET,NA,NA,NA +137147,489,123,(MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM: int. military briefing room - day),771000,FALSE,NA,3947,NA,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +137148,489,124,"Gary Chalmers: People, you are on the most inhospitable planet in the galaxy. Extreme temperatures... vicious indigenous life forms... Are there any questions? Yes?",771000,TRUE,1078,3947,Gary Chalmers,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,"People, you are on the most inhospitable planet in the galaxy. Extreme temperatures... vicious indigenous life forms... Are there any questions? Yes?",people you are on the most inhospitable planet in the galaxy extreme temperatures vicious indigenous life forms are there any questions yes,22 +137149,489,125,Cletus Spuckler: Are we in Kansas anymore?,781000,TRUE,1413,3947,Cletus Spuckler,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,Are we in Kansas anymore?,are we in kansas anymore,5 +137152,489,128,Gary Chalmers: No! We're not in any state!,785000,TRUE,1078,3947,Gary Chalmers,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,No! We're not in any state!,no were not in any state,6 +137153,489,129,"Cletus Spuckler: Oh, oh, is it Michigan?",788000,TRUE,1413,3947,Cletus Spuckler,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,"Oh, oh, is it Michigan?",oh oh is it michigan,5 +137154,489,130,"Gary Chalmers: Nobody talk anymore! You will now direct your attention to our C.E.O., Mr. Krusty the clown.",790000,TRUE,1078,3947,Gary Chalmers,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,"Nobody talk anymore! You will now direct your attention to our C.E.O., Mr. Krusty the clown.",nobody talk anymore you will now direct your attention to our ceo mr krusty the clown,16 +137155,489,131,Krusty the Clown: We are here on this fakakta planet for one reason:,796000,TRUE,139,3947,Krusty the Clown,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,We are here on this fakakta planet for one reason:,we are here on this fakakta planet for one reason,10 +137156,489,132,"Krusty the Clown: ""Hilarium."" Spray this in an audience and they'll laugh at anything. And I need some now. Gotta play a Nazi party rally. Oh yeah, they're back.",796000,TRUE,139,3947,Krusty the Clown,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,"""Hilarium."" Spray this in an audience and they'll laugh at anything. And I need some now. Gotta play a Nazi party rally. Oh yeah, they're back.",hilarium spray this in an audience and theyll laugh at anything and i need some now gotta play a nazi party rally oh yeah theyre back,26 +137157,489,133,"Gary Chalmers: Our spies will go planet-side, locate said Hilarium and contact us so that we may begin extraction. This is a delicate mission that requires utter loyalty. I can think of no better candidate than the resentful guy in the wheelchair who has just arrived.",810000,TRUE,1078,3947,Gary Chalmers,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,"Our spies will go planet-side, locate said Hilarium and contact us so that we may begin extraction. This is a delicate mission that requires utter loyalty. I can think of no better candidate than the resentful guy in the wheelchair who has just arrived.",our spies will go planet-side locate said hilarium and contact us so that we may begin extraction this is a delicate mission that requires utter loyalty i can think of no better candidate than the resentful guy in the wheelchair who has just arrived,44 +137158,489,134,"Gary Chalmers: (OBLIVIOUS) Yes, I think this is gonna work out just fine.",828000,TRUE,1078,3947,Gary Chalmers,MILITARY BRIEFING ROOM,"Yes, I think this is gonna work out just fine.",yes i think this is gonna work out just fine,10 +137159,489,135,(AVATAR LINKING STATION: Int. Avatar LINKING STATION - LATER),834000,FALSE,NA,3948,NA,AVATAR LINKING STATION,NA,NA,NA +137160,489,136,Lisa Simpson: All strapped in?,834000,TRUE,9,3948,Lisa Simpson,AVATAR LINKING STATION,All strapped in?,all strapped in,3 +137161,489,137,Bart Simpson: Yep.,836000,TRUE,8,3948,Bart Simpson,AVATAR LINKING STATION,Yep.,yep,1 +137162,489,138,Lisa Simpson: Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room!,839000,TRUE,9,3948,Lisa Simpson,AVATAR LINKING STATION,Now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room!,now prepare to take an incredible journey across the room,10 +137163,489,139,Otto Mann: Yo.,846000,TRUE,52,3948,Otto Mann,AVATAR LINKING STATION,Yo.,yo,1 +137164,489,140,"Avatar Bart: (EXAMINING HIMSELF) Whoa! Check out this bitchin' bod! Oh man, if I could just have five minutes alone with my old bullies...",855000,TRUE,5895,3948,Avatar Bart,AVATAR LINKING STATION,"Whoa! Check out this bitchin' bod! Oh man, if I could just have five minutes alone with my old bullies...",whoa check out this bitchin bod oh man if i could just have five minutes alone with my old bullies,20 +137165,489,141,"Avatar Jimbo: Hey, avatard.",863000,TRUE,5896,3948,Avatar Jimbo,AVATAR LINKING STATION,"Hey, avatard.",hey avatard,2 +137166,489,142,Avatar Bart: (SCARED) Are you guys gonna beat me up?,864000,TRUE,5895,3948,Avatar Bart,AVATAR LINKING STATION,Are you guys gonna beat me up?,are you guys gonna beat me up,7 +137167,489,143,"Avatar Dolph: Naw, we can't.",866000,TRUE,5897,3948,Avatar Dolph,AVATAR LINKING STATION,"Naw, we can't.",naw we cant,3 +137168,489,144,Avatar Kearney: These avatars cost eighty billion dollars each.,867000,TRUE,5898,3948,Avatar Kearney,AVATAR LINKING STATION,These avatars cost eighty billion dollars each.,these avatars cost eighty billion dollars each,7 +137169,489,145,Avatar Jimbo: But your human body costs nothin'.,869000,TRUE,5896,3948,Avatar Jimbo,AVATAR LINKING STATION,But your human body costs nothin'.,but your human body costs nothin,6 +137170,489,146,Avatar Kearney: (SADISTIC CHUCKLES),869000,FALSE,5898,3948,Avatar Kearney,AVATAR LINKING STATION,NA,NA,NA +137171,489,147,(PANDORA: Ext. Pandora - beauty shop - later),887000,FALSE,NA,3949,NA,PANDORA,NA,NA,NA +137172,489,148,Dragon: (AGONIZED NOISES),887000,FALSE,4710,3949,Dragon,PANDORA,NA,NA,NA +137173,489,149,(ALIEN PLANET: Ext. alien planet - jungle - latER),887000,FALSE,NA,1683,NA,ALIEN PLANET,NA,NA,NA +137174,489,150,Dragon: (WILD SCREAMS),887000,FALSE,4710,1683,Dragon,ALIEN PLANET,NA,NA,NA +137175,489,151,"Avatar Bart: C'mon, let's bond, you stupid jerk.",887000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,"C'mon, let's bond, you stupid jerk.",cmon lets bond you stupid jerk,6 +137176,489,152,"Avatar Milhouse: That's a Japanese outlet, Bart. You need an adapter.",891000,TRUE,5899,1683,Avatar Milhouse,ALIEN PLANET,"That's a Japanese outlet, Bart. You need an adapter.",thats a japanese outlet bart you need an adapter,9 +137177,489,153,Avatar Bart: (MOANS) Maybe I'll just take a taxi.,898000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,Maybe I'll just take a taxi.,maybe ill just take a taxi,6 +137178,489,154,"Taxi Dragon: (WITH ACCENT) Where you go? Where you go? No meter, is cheaper, yeah?",900000,TRUE,5900,1683,Taxi Dragon,ALIEN PLANET,"Where you go? Where you go? No meter, is cheaper, yeah?",where you go where you go no meter is cheaper yeah,11 +137179,489,155,Avatar Bart: No thanks.,903000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,No thanks.,no thanks,2 +137180,489,156,"Taxi Dragon: Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard.",904000,TRUE,5900,1683,Taxi Dragon,ALIEN PLANET,"Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard.",suit yourself you one-eyed bastard,5 +137181,489,157,Avatar Bart: (BITTER) The only thing that looks good on this stupid planet are the bananas.,908000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,The only thing that looks good on this stupid planet are the bananas.,the only thing that looks good on this stupid planet are the bananas,13 +137182,489,158,Avatar Bart: (CONFUSED NOISE) Ay carumba!,914000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +137183,489,159,Female Voice: (PRIMITIVE WAR CRY),914000,FALSE,593,1683,Female Voice,ALIEN PLANET,NA,NA,NA +137187,489,163,Female Alien: (BOOMING) I am not yelling -- this is my seductive voice. I am called Kamala.,933000,TRUE,4121,1683,Female Alien,ALIEN PLANET,I am not yelling -- this is my seductive voice. I am called Kamala.,i am not yelling -- this is my seductive voice i am called kamala,14 +137188,489,164,"Avatar Milhouse: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Even when we're monsters, he gets the girl.",939000,TRUE,5899,1683,Avatar Milhouse,ALIEN PLANET,"Even when we're monsters, he gets the girl.",even when were monsters he gets the girl,8 +137189,489,165,KAMALA: Fool! Every part of this world is alive! Apologize to sister rock!,939000,TRUE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,Fool! Every part of this world is alive! Apologize to sister rock!,fool every part of this world is alive apologize to sister rock,12 +137190,489,166,"Avatar Milhouse: (SULLEN) Sorry, sister rock.",949000,TRUE,5899,1683,Avatar Milhouse,ALIEN PLANET,"Sorry, sister rock.",sorry sister rock,3 +137191,489,167,"KAMALA: (AGHAST) Now you've murdered our brothers, the flowers!",952000,TRUE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,"Now you've murdered our brothers, the flowers!",now youve murdered our brothers the flowers,7 +137192,489,168,Avatar Milhouse: Stupid! Stupid!,955000,TRUE,5899,1683,Avatar Milhouse,ALIEN PLANET,Stupid! Stupid!,stupid stupid,2 +137193,489,169,KAMALA: Now you're having sex with Uncle Tree!,957000,TRUE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,Now you're having sex with Uncle Tree!,now youre having sex with uncle tree,7 +137194,489,170,Avatar Milhouse: (GROANS),957000,FALSE,5899,1683,Avatar Milhouse,ALIEN PLANET,NA,NA,NA +137195,489,171,KAMALA: Thank the Almighty Fungus you are wiser... and cuter than your friend.,961000,TRUE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,Thank the Almighty Fungus you are wiser... and cuter than your friend.,thank the almighty fungus you are wiser and cuter than your friend,12 +137196,489,172,"Avatar Bart: Hey, what gives, man?",965000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,"Hey, what gives, man?",hey what gives man,4 +137197,489,173,KAMALA: And now let us touch testicles and mate for life.,968000,TRUE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,And now let us touch testicles and mate for life.,and now let us touch testicles and mate for life,10 +137198,489,174,Avatar Bart: Don't you mean tentacles?,971000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,Don't you mean tentacles?,dont you mean tentacles,4 +137199,489,175,KAMALA: I know what I said!,972000,TRUE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,I know what I said!,i know what i said,5 +137200,489,176,Avatar Bart: Aye Carumba!,974000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,Aye Carumba!,aye carumba,2 +137201,489,177,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Today you are a man. Mazel Tov!,980000,TRUE,598,1683,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,ALIEN PLANET,Today you are a man. Mazel Tov!,today you are a man mazel tov,7 +137202,489,178,(RIGEL 7: Ext. rigel 7 - night),988000,FALSE,NA,3950,NA,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +137203,489,179,Avatar Bart: So... was it okay?,988000,TRUE,5895,3950,Avatar Bart,RIGEL 7,So... was it okay?,so was it okay,4 +137204,489,180,KAMALA: (BOOMING) It was serviceable.,990000,TRUE,5901,3950,KAMALA,RIGEL 7,It was serviceable.,it was serviceable,3 +137205,489,181,"Avatar Bart: (LOOKS AT SKY, SIGHS) Man, back on earth we don't have so many moons.",992000,TRUE,5895,3950,Avatar Bart,RIGEL 7,"Man, back on earth we don't have so many moons.",man back on earth we dont have so many moons,10 +137206,489,182,"KAMALA: (SUDDENLY VERY SUSPICIOUS) What do you mean, ""back on earth?""",996000,TRUE,5901,3950,KAMALA,RIGEL 7,"What do you mean, ""back on earth?""",what do you mean back on earth,7 +137207,489,183,"Avatar Bart: Uh... it's a place on the other side of this planet that's... very rainy so you can only see one moon. You know, like Portland.",999000,TRUE,5895,3950,Avatar Bart,RIGEL 7,"Uh... it's a place on the other side of this planet that's... very rainy so you can only see one moon. You know, like Portland.",uh its a place on the other side of this planet thats very rainy so you can only see one moon you know like portland,25 +137208,489,184,"KAMALA: I never hear of this Port-land. But on Rigel Seven, lack of eye contact and too many details indicate the telling of truth. I love you, sugar-slime.",1008000,TRUE,5901,3950,KAMALA,RIGEL 7,"I never hear of this Port-land. But on Rigel Seven, lack of eye contact and too many details indicate the telling of truth. I love you, sugar-slime.",i never hear of this port-land but on rigel seven lack of eye contact and too many details indicate the telling of truth i love you sugar-slime,27 +137209,489,185,"Avatar Bart: Man, you are full of surprises.",1023000,TRUE,5895,3950,Avatar Bart,RIGEL 7,"Man, you are full of surprises.",man you are full of surprises,6 +137210,489,186,Avatar Bart: I can't believe I'm getting combat pay for this.,1026000,TRUE,5895,3950,Avatar Bart,RIGEL 7,I can't believe I'm getting combat pay for this.,i cant believe im getting combat pay for this,9 +137211,489,187,"Kang: Well done, young man! Our daughter is with child.",1030000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,"Well done, young man! Our daughter is with child.",well done young man our daughter is with child,9 +137212,489,188,Kodos: Here. Feel the wonder of one million fetuses!,1033000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,Here. Feel the wonder of one million fetuses!,here feel the wonder of one million fetuses,8 +137213,489,189,Avatar Bart: (DISGUSTED NOISE) You said you were using birth control!,1038000,TRUE,5895,3950,Avatar Bart,RIGEL 7,You said you were using birth control!,you said you were using birth control,7 +137214,489,190,KAMALA: That only keeps me from giving birth while we are having sex.,1041000,TRUE,5901,3950,KAMALA,RIGEL 7,That only keeps me from giving birth while we are having sex.,that only keeps me from giving birth while we are having sex,12 +137215,489,191,(ALIEN PLANET: ext. alien planet - day),1045000,FALSE,NA,1683,NA,ALIEN PLANET,NA,NA,NA +137216,489,192,Avatar Milhouse: How do those mountains float?,1045000,TRUE,5899,1683,Avatar Milhouse,ALIEN PLANET,How do those mountains float?,how do those mountains float,5 +137217,489,193,Kodos: They don't. They are falling.,1048000,TRUE,264,1683,Kodos,ALIEN PLANET,They don't. They are falling.,they dont they are falling,5 +137218,489,194,"Kang: Now that Kamala has ""a slug in the oven,"" we must make sure she gets her daily dose of Hilarium.",1050000,TRUE,262,1683,Kang,ALIEN PLANET,"Now that Kamala has ""a slug in the oven,"" we must make sure she gets her daily dose of Hilarium.",now that kamala has a slug in the oven we must make sure she gets her daily dose of hilarium,20 +137219,489,195,"Kodos: Without it, her crankiness will become unbearable.",1058000,TRUE,264,1683,Kodos,ALIEN PLANET,"Without it, her crankiness will become unbearable.",without it her crankiness will become unbearable,7 +137220,489,196,Kang: Unfortunately our environment is too hostile to grow pickles.,1062000,TRUE,262,1683,Kang,ALIEN PLANET,Unfortunately our environment is too hostile to grow pickles.,unfortunately our environment is too hostile to grow pickles,9 +137221,489,197,Kodos: And the only flavor ice cream we have is butter brickle.,1066000,TRUE,264,1683,Kodos,ALIEN PLANET,And the only flavor ice cream we have is butter brickle.,and the only flavor ice cream we have is butter brickle,11 +137222,489,198,"Kang: To repeat: no pickles, butter brickle.",1070000,TRUE,262,1683,Kang,ALIEN PLANET,"To repeat: no pickles, butter brickle.",to repeat no pickles butter brickle,6 +137223,489,199,Kodos: It is the Rigelian way.,1073000,TRUE,264,1683,Kodos,ALIEN PLANET,It is the Rigelian way.,it is the rigelian way,5 +137224,489,200,Kang: Would that it were not.,1075000,TRUE,262,1683,Kang,ALIEN PLANET,Would that it were not.,would that it were not,5 +137225,489,201,"Avatar Bart: So, where can I load up on this ""Hilarium?""",1075000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,"So, where can I load up on this ""Hilarium?""",so where can i load up on this hilarium,9 +137226,489,202,Kang: Listen closely.,1077000,TRUE,262,1683,Kang,ALIEN PLANET,Listen closely.,listen closely,2 +137227,489,203,Kang: The Hilarium is found in the sacred secretions of the queen!,1079000,TRUE,262,1683,Kang,ALIEN PLANET,The Hilarium is found in the sacred secretions of the queen!,the hilarium is found in the sacred secretions of the queen,11 +137228,489,204,Avatar Milhouse: (SOTTO INTO PHONE) We have located the Hilarium. Lock in on my signal.,1092000,TRUE,5899,1683,Avatar Milhouse,ALIEN PLANET,We have located the Hilarium. Lock in on my signal.,we have located the hilarium lock in on my signal,10 +137229,489,205,Avatar Bart: Traitor! How dare you betray the planet I got laid on?!,1096000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,Traitor! How dare you betray the planet I got laid on?!,traitor how dare you betray the planet i got laid on,11 +137230,489,206,Gary Chalmers: They're all in one place. Let's fry these calamari and dip 'em in a sauce made of their own blood!,1102000,TRUE,1078,1683,Gary Chalmers,ALIEN PLANET,They're all in one place. Let's fry these calamari and dip 'em in a sauce made of their own blood!,theyre all in one place lets fry these calamari and dip em in a sauce made of their own blood,20 +137231,489,207,Seymour Skinner: And wine from their own grapes.,1108000,TRUE,3,1683,Seymour Skinner,ALIEN PLANET,And wine from their own grapes.,and wine from their own grapes,6 +137232,489,208,Gary Chalmers: That's not so bad.,1111000,TRUE,1078,1683,Gary Chalmers,ALIEN PLANET,That's not so bad.,thats not so bad,4 +137233,489,209,Seymour Skinner: (DEFENSIVE) It's a little bad!,1112000,TRUE,3,1683,Seymour Skinner,ALIEN PLANET,It's a little bad!,its a little bad,4 +137234,489,210,"Avatar Bart: So Kamala, where do we keep all our tanks and planes and stuff?",1119000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,"So Kamala, where do we keep all our tanks and planes and stuff?",so kamala where do we keep all our tanks and planes and stuff,13 +137235,489,211,"KAMALA: We have no ""tanks."" Our planet will protect us.",1123000,TRUE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,"We have no ""tanks."" Our planet will protect us.",we have no tanks our planet will protect us,9 +137236,489,212,"Avatar Bart: Oh man, you sound like my art teacher. Look a little like her too.",1126000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,"Oh man, you sound like my art teacher. Look a little like her too.",oh man you sound like my art teacher look a little like her too,14 +137237,489,213,KAMALA: (BLOODCURDLING SCREAM),1126000,FALSE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,NA,NA,NA +137238,489,214,Avatar Bart: I guess this is a good time to tell you I've been a double agent all this time. But now I am totally on your side.,1166000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,I guess this is a good time to tell you I've been a double agent all this time. But now I am totally on your side.,i guess this is a good time to tell you ive been a double agent all this time but now i am totally on your side,26 +137239,489,215,KAMALA: And this is a good time to tell you I have space warts. And I got them from Mil-house.,1173000,TRUE,5901,1683,KAMALA,ALIEN PLANET,And this is a good time to tell you I have space warts. And I got them from Mil-house.,and this is a good time to tell you i have space warts and i got them from mil-house,19 +137240,489,216,Gary Chalmers: Time for a good old-fashioned servo-suit/bulldozer-saurus fight!,1184000,TRUE,1078,1683,Gary Chalmers,ALIEN PLANET,Time for a good old-fashioned servo-suit/bulldozer-saurus fight!,time for a good old-fashioned servo-suitbulldozer-saurus fight,7 +137241,489,217,Gary Chalmers: Dammit!,1199000,TRUE,1078,1683,Gary Chalmers,ALIEN PLANET,Dammit!,dammit,1 +137242,489,218,"Avatar Bart: Yo, colonel!",1201000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,"Yo, colonel!",yo colonel,2 +137243,489,219,"Avatar Bart: Uh, you've got some schmutz on your cheek.",1201000,TRUE,5895,1683,Avatar Bart,ALIEN PLANET,"Uh, you've got some schmutz on your cheek.",uh youve got some schmutz on your cheek,8 +137244,489,220,Gary Chalmers: Where?... Here?,1203000,TRUE,1078,1683,Gary Chalmers,ALIEN PLANET,Where?... Here?,where here,2 +137245,489,221,Gary Chalmers: (DOPPLER) Skin-ner!,1205000,TRUE,1078,1683,Gary Chalmers,ALIEN PLANET,Skin-ner!,skin-ner,1 +137246,489,222,(JUNGLE CLEARING: ext. jungle clearing - after battle - evening),1211000,FALSE,NA,3951,NA,JUNGLE CLEARING,NA,NA,NA +137247,489,223,"KAMALA: (SADLY) Had they asked for the Hilarium, we would simply have given it to them. In Rigelian there is no word for ""yours"" or ""mine.""",1211000,TRUE,5901,3951,KAMALA,JUNGLE CLEARING,"Had they asked for the Hilarium, we would simply have given it to them. In Rigelian there is no word for ""yours"" or ""mine.""",had they asked for the hilarium we would simply have given it to them in rigelian there is no word for yours or mine,24 +137248,489,224,"Kang: That's the reason we didn't enjoy the movie ""Yours, Mine and Ours.""",1215000,TRUE,262,3951,Kang,JUNGLE CLEARING,"That's the reason we didn't enjoy the movie ""Yours, Mine and Ours.""",thats the reason we didnt enjoy the movie yours mine and ours,12 +137249,489,225,"Lisa Simpson: (STEPPING OUT) Halloween is over, which means America, it's time to start your Christmas shopping. Infuse our stagnant economy with dollars you don't really have.",1227000,TRUE,9,3951,Lisa Simpson,JUNGLE CLEARING,"Halloween is over, which means America, it's time to start your Christmas shopping. Infuse our stagnant economy with dollars you don't really have.",halloween is over which means america its time to start your christmas shopping infuse our stagnant economy with dollars you dont really have,23 +137319,490,64,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. bart's bedroom - continuous),329000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +137250,489,226,"Bart Simpson: And whatever you do, avoid the urge to make homemade gifts.",1236000,TRUE,8,3951,Bart Simpson,JUNGLE CLEARING,"And whatever you do, avoid the urge to make homemade gifts.",and whatever you do avoid the urge to make homemade gifts,11 +137251,489,227,Marge Simpson: Knitting one sweater for someone costs twenty-seven Americans their jobs.,1240000,TRUE,1,3951,Marge Simpson,JUNGLE CLEARING,Knitting one sweater for someone costs twenty-seven Americans their jobs.,knitting one sweater for someone costs twenty-seven americans their jobs,10 +137252,489,228,"Moe Szyslak: (ENTERING) Don't forget, Christmas is a wonderful time to take up alcoholism. You see your family all year round. The holidays are for your bartender. (SNEAKY CHUCKLE)",1245000,TRUE,17,3951,Moe Szyslak,JUNGLE CLEARING,"Don't forget, Christmas is a wonderful time to take up alcoholism. You see your family all year round. The holidays are for your bartender.",dont forget christmas is a wonderful time to take up alcoholism you see your family all year round the holidays are for your bartender,24 +137253,489,229,Grampa Simpson: When are we doing the Black Swan?,1252000,TRUE,31,3951,Grampa Simpson,JUNGLE CLEARING,When are we doing the Black Swan?,when are we doing the black swan,7 +137254,489,230,Grampa Simpson: (MOANS),1252000,FALSE,31,3951,Grampa Simpson,JUNGLE CLEARING,NA,NA,NA +137255,490,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. Simpson house - day),107000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137256,490,1,Itchy: (ECSTATIC) It's aliiiive!,107000,TRUE,343,5,Itchy,Simpson Home,It's aliiiive!,its aliiiive,2 +137257,490,2,Itchy: It's aliiiive!,115000,TRUE,343,5,Itchy,Simpson Home,It's aliiiive!,its aliiiive,2 +137258,490,3,(DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S CASTLE: ext. dr. frankenstein's castle - continuous),119000,FALSE,NA,3952,NA,DR. FRANKENSTEIN'S CASTLE,NA,NA,NA +137259,490,4,(SIDE OF POND: ext. side of pond - continuous),119000,FALSE,NA,3953,NA,SIDE OF POND,NA,NA,NA +137260,490,5,Scratchy: Friend?,119000,TRUE,342,3953,Scratchy,SIDE OF POND,Friend?,friend,1 +137261,490,6,Scratchy: (DYING NOISE),119000,FALSE,342,3953,Scratchy,SIDE OF POND,NA,NA,NA +137262,490,7,"Lisa Simpson: (PROUDLY) Bart, you wanna see something cool?",126000,TRUE,9,3953,Lisa Simpson,SIDE OF POND,"Bart, you wanna see something cool?",bart you wanna see something cool,6 +137263,490,8,"Bart Simpson: (EXCITED) Oh, did you pick that big scab off your knee?",128000,TRUE,8,3953,Bart Simpson,SIDE OF POND,"Oh, did you pick that big scab off your knee?",oh did you pick that big scab off your knee,10 +137264,490,9,Lisa Simpson: No.,130000,TRUE,9,3953,Lisa Simpson,SIDE OF POND,No.,no,1 +137265,490,10,Marge Simpson: Don't touch the scab!,131000,TRUE,1,3953,Marge Simpson,SIDE OF POND,Don't touch the scab!,dont touch the scab,4 +137266,490,11,"Lisa Simpson: (HOLDS UP PROJECT) My science fair project proves that an asteroid will strike the earth on July 15, 9789.",132000,TRUE,9,3953,Lisa Simpson,SIDE OF POND,"My science fair project proves that an asteroid will strike the earth on July 15, 9789.",my science fair project proves that an asteroid will strike the earth on july 15 9789,16 +137267,490,12,Bart Simpson: Who cares? I'll be President of Hell by then.,139000,TRUE,8,3953,Bart Simpson,SIDE OF POND,Who cares? I'll be President of Hell by then.,who cares ill be president of hell by then,9 +137268,490,13,"Lisa Simpson: Fine. Good luck with your project, which I'm sure you haven't started yet.",142000,TRUE,9,3953,Lisa Simpson,SIDE OF POND,"Fine. Good luck with your project, which I'm sure you haven't started yet.",fine good luck with your project which im sure you havent started yet,13 +137269,490,14,Bart Simpson: I'll tell you my project: a fisteroid hitting the planet nerd.,146000,TRUE,8,3953,Bart Simpson,SIDE OF POND,I'll tell you my project: a fisteroid hitting the planet nerd.,ill tell you my project a fisteroid hitting the planet nerd,11 +137270,490,15,Lisa Simpson: That's pathetic.,149000,TRUE,9,3953,Lisa Simpson,SIDE OF POND,That's pathetic.,thats pathetic,2 +137271,490,16,"Bart Simpson: (SADLY) Jeez, I put a lot of time in this. Back to the drawing board.",152000,TRUE,8,3953,Bart Simpson,SIDE OF POND,"Jeez, I put a lot of time in this. Back to the drawing board.",jeez i put a lot of time in this back to the drawing board,14 +137272,490,17,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day),158000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137273,490,18,"Milhouse Van Houten: Hey Bart, is your cootie shot ready?",158000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Hey Bart, is your cootie shot ready?",hey bart is your cootie shot ready,7 +137274,490,19,"Bart Simpson: No, the science fair's not till next week!",163000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, the science fair's not till next week!",no the science fairs not till next week,8 +137275,490,20,Milhouse Van Houten: I really need that shot. My dog and I accidentally touched tongues.,165000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,I really need that shot. My dog and I accidentally touched tongues.,i really need that shot my dog and i accidentally touched tongues,12 +137276,490,21,"Bart Simpson: (RAISES HEAD) How is it ""accidentally"" when this is the fifth time?",169000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"How is it ""accidentally"" when this is the fifth time?",how is it accidentally when this is the fifth time,10 +137277,490,22,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, isn't that awfully similar to the cootie patch you did last year?",174000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, isn't that awfully similar to the cootie patch you did last year?",bart isnt that awfully similar to the cootie patch you did last year,13 +137278,490,23,"Bart Simpson: That was preventative, this is morning-after... eh, you're right.",178000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"That was preventative, this is morning-after... eh, you're right.",that was preventative this is morning-after eh youre right,9 +137279,490,24,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) What am I gonna do? Good ideas don't grow on trees.,186000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What am I gonna do? Good ideas don't grow on trees.,what am i gonna do good ideas dont grow on trees,11 +137280,490,25,Bart Simpson: Or do they?,192000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Or do they?,or do they,3 +137281,490,26,(Springfield Street: EXT. springfield street - day),199000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +137282,490,27,"Martin Prince: (LANDS, THEN) Good shot!",199000,TRUE,38,270,Martin Prince,Springfield Street,Good shot!,good shot,2 +137315,490,60,Roz: That's not very attractive though.,320000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That's not very attractive though.,thats not very attractive though,5 +137283,490,28,Bart Simpson: Not really -- I was trying to bounce it off your left testie.,201000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Not really -- I was trying to bounce it off your left testie.,not really -- i was trying to bounce it off your left testie,13 +137284,490,29,"Martin Prince: (CORRECTS HIM) Testis, my friend.",204000,TRUE,38,270,Martin Prince,Springfield Street,"Testis, my friend.",testis my friend,3 +137285,490,30,"Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Look, I need help with my science fair project.",206000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,"Look, I need help with my science fair project.",look i need help with my science fair project,9 +137286,490,31,"Bart Simpson: To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.",210000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,"To sweeten the deal, I'll pick you first for basketball.",to sweeten the deal ill pick you first for basketball,10 +137287,490,32,"Martin Prince: Ah, to be a mathlete without the M.",213000,TRUE,38,270,Martin Prince,Springfield Street,"Ah, to be a mathlete without the M.",ah to be a mathlete without the m,8 +137288,490,33,"Martin Prince: Fly orb, and find thy hoop!",216000,TRUE,38,270,Martin Prince,Springfield Street,"Fly orb, and find thy hoop!",fly orb and find thy hoop,6 +137289,490,34,Martin Prince: I'm in.,230000,TRUE,38,270,Martin Prince,Springfield Street,I'm in.,im in,2 +137290,490,35,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. springfield nuclear plant - day est.),237000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137291,490,36,(Homer's Workstation: INT. HOMER'S WORKSTATION - CONTINUOUS),237000,FALSE,NA,457,NA,Homer's Workstation,NA,NA,NA +137292,490,37,"Homer Simpson: (READING) ""In the event of a primary core breach, you have fifteen seconds to avoid a complete-- (BIG YAWN)",237000,TRUE,2,457,Homer Simpson,Homer's Workstation,"""In the event of a primary core breach, you have fifteen seconds to avoid a complete--",in the event of a primary core breach you have fifteen seconds to avoid a complete--,16 +137293,490,38,"Homer Simpson: (SNORES, INTERRUPTED)",237000,FALSE,2,457,Homer Simpson,Homer's Workstation,NA,NA,NA +137294,490,39,"Roz: (FRIENDLY, BOOMING:) Howdy!",255000,TRUE,5902,457,Roz,Homer's Workstation,Howdy!,howdy,1 +137295,490,40,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED AWAKE SCREAM),255000,FALSE,2,457,Homer Simpson,Homer's Workstation,NA,NA,NA +137296,490,41,Homer Simpson: A woman of stature!,255000,TRUE,2,457,Homer Simpson,Homer's Workstation,A woman of stature!,a woman of stature,4 +137297,490,42,"Roz: (EXTENDS HAND) Roz Davis, your new assistant.",258000,TRUE,5902,457,Roz,Homer's Workstation,"Roz Davis, your new assistant.",roz davis your new assistant,5 +137298,490,43,"Homer Simpson: Assistant? (STROKES CHIN) Well, I have been pretty overworked lately.",260000,TRUE,2,457,Homer Simpson,Homer's Workstation,"Assistant? Well, I have been pretty overworked lately.",assistant well i have been pretty overworked lately,8 +137299,490,44,Homer Simpson: But I guess I should find out a little bit about you.,264000,TRUE,2,457,Homer Simpson,Homer's Workstation,But I guess I should find out a little bit about you.,but i guess i should find out a little bit about you,12 +137300,490,45,"Roz: I'm just a gal from Ohio who never wants to call her daddy again and say ""I need to borrow money.""",266000,TRUE,5902,457,Roz,Homer's Workstation,"I'm just a gal from Ohio who never wants to call her daddy again and say ""I need to borrow money.""",im just a gal from ohio who never wants to call her daddy again and say i need to borrow money,21 +137301,490,46,Homer Simpson: So your dad has money to lend?,266000,TRUE,2,457,Homer Simpson,Homer's Workstation,So your dad has money to lend?,so your dad has money to lend,7 +137302,490,47,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. springfield nuclear plant - day - establishing),275000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137303,490,48,Homer Simpson: This is where we get our coffee. Just leave a little at the bottom so someone else has to make the next pot. The burning smell will let them know.,275000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,This is where we get our coffee. Just leave a little at the bottom so someone else has to make the next pot. The burning smell will let them know.,this is where we get our coffee just leave a little at the bottom so someone else has to make the next pot the burning smell will let them know,30 +137304,490,49,Roz: Genius.,283000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Genius.,genius,1 +137305,490,50,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Uh-oh, it's Old man Burns!",285000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh-oh, it's Old man Burns!",uh-oh its old man burns,5 +137306,490,51,"Homer Simpson: (COY) Hello, Young man Burns.",286000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hello, Young man Burns.",hello young man burns,4 +137307,490,52,"C. Montgomery Burns: (GIRLISHLY FLATTERED) Oh, Simpson. You do know how to whip my buggy.",289000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, Simpson. You do know how to whip my buggy.",oh simpson you do know how to whip my buggy,10 +137308,490,53,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES, THEN LOUD WHISPER) That sucker soaks up flattery like a Twinkie soaks up gravy.",295000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That sucker soaks up flattery like a Twinkie soaks up gravy.,that sucker soaks up flattery like a twinkie soaks up gravy,11 +137309,490,54,"Roz: Well, when it's a handsome guy like you talkin'...",300000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, when it's a handsome guy like you talkin'...",well when its a handsome guy like you talkin,9 +137310,490,55,Homer Simpson: (GIGGLES COQUETTISHLY) Oh well!,304000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oh well!,oh well,2 +137311,490,56,Roz: Your giggle is like strawberry wine.,305000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Your giggle is like strawberry wine.,your giggle is like strawberry wine,6 +137312,490,57,Homer Simpson: (HEAVY SNORTS WHILE LAUGHING),305000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137313,490,58,Roz: And your snort's like a summer breeze.,311000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,And your snort's like a summer breeze.,and your snorts like a summer breeze,7 +137314,490,59,Homer Simpson: (LAUGHS TURNING INTO HEAVY PHLEGM COUGHING/SNOTTY SNORTING AS HOMER TRIES TO CATCH HIS BREATH),311000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137316,490,61,Roz: You okay?,322000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You okay?,you okay,2 +137320,490,65,"Martin Prince: Bart, I fail to see the scientific function of this ""Homer Humiliator"" you've devised.",329000,TRUE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,"Bart, I fail to see the scientific function of this ""Homer Humiliator"" you've devised.",bart i fail to see the scientific function of this homer humiliator youve devised,14 +137321,490,66,"Bart Simpson: Well, we gotta come up with something. (LOOKING AROUND) Hey, what if we make some kind of robo-pet?",335000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Well, we gotta come up with something. Hey, what if we make some kind of robo-pet?",well we gotta come up with something hey what if we make some kind of robo-pet,16 +137322,490,67,Martin Prince: What made you think of that?,342000,TRUE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,What made you think of that?,what made you think of that,6 +137323,490,68,"Homer Simpson: (OBEDIENT) Thy will be done, Lord Vader. (AFRAID) Please don't hurt me. Please.",349000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Thy will be done, Lord Vader. Please don't hurt me. Please.",thy will be done lord vader please dont hurt me please,11 +137324,490,69,"Martin Prince: A robo-pet? Not a bad idea. Bully, Bart. Bully!",353000,TRUE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,"A robo-pet? Not a bad idea. Bully, Bart. Bully!",a robo-pet not a bad idea bully bart bully,9 +137325,490,70,Bart Simpson: Where? Is it Nelson?,357000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Where? Is it Nelson?,where is it nelson,4 +137326,490,71,"Martin Prince: No Bart, it's just an expression.",358000,TRUE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,"No Bart, it's just an expression.",no bart its just an expression,6 +137327,490,72,Nelson Muntz: (THREATENING) Who hath summoned me?!,361000,TRUE,101,43,Nelson Muntz,Bart's Bedroom,Who hath summoned me?!,who hath summoned me,4 +137328,490,73,Martin Prince: (NERVOUS NOISES),361000,FALSE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +137329,490,74,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - late evening - establishing),372000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137330,490,75,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's room - continuous),372000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +137331,490,76,"Bart Simpson: (NODS) Baby seal, huh?",372000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Baby seal, huh?",baby seal huh,3 +137332,490,77,Martin Prince: Research shows it's impossible to gaze at a baby seal and say anything but...,372000,TRUE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,Research shows it's impossible to gaze at a baby seal and say anything but...,research shows its impossible to gaze at a baby seal and say anything but,14 +137333,490,78,Bart Simpson: (TOUCHED) Awww.,378000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Awww.,awww,1 +137334,490,79,"Martin Prince: Precisely -- and at science fairs, the ""awws"" get the ""A's.""",379000,TRUE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,"Precisely -- and at science fairs, the ""awws"" get the ""A's.""",precisely -- and at science fairs the awws get the as,11 +137335,490,80,Martin Prince: Heavens to Asimov!,385000,TRUE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,Heavens to Asimov!,heavens to asimov,3 +137336,490,81,Martin Prince: Hmmm... Must make sure these wires aren't crossed.,387000,TRUE,38,43,Martin Prince,Bart's Bedroom,Hmmm... Must make sure these wires aren't crossed.,hmmm must make sure these wires arent crossed,8 +137337,490,82,Homer Simpson: Awww...,395000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Awww...,awww,1 +137338,490,83,"Homer Simpson: Marge, get my seal club! The big one!",399000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Marge, get my seal club! The big one!",marge get my seal club the big one,8 +137339,490,84,Marge Simpson: They're all pretty big...,403000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,They're all pretty big...,theyre all pretty big,4 +137340,490,85,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - afternoon - ESTABLISHING),421000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +137341,490,86,(Springfield Elementary School Gym: Int. springfield elementary school gym - continuous),421000,FALSE,NA,1210,NA,Springfield Elementary School Gym,NA,NA,NA +137342,490,87,Ralph Wiggum: I'm an experiment!,421000,TRUE,119,1210,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School Gym,I'm an experiment!,im an experiment,3 +137343,490,88,DOLPH: (SPEEDING UP BOOP-BOOP-BOOP NOISES),421000,FALSE,146,1210,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School Gym,NA,NA,NA +137344,490,89,Gary Chalmers: Fine.,428000,TRUE,1078,1210,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School Gym,Fine.,fine,1 +137345,490,90,DOLPH: (MORE BOOP-BOOP-BOOP NOISES),428000,FALSE,146,1210,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School Gym,NA,NA,NA +137346,490,91,Bart Simpson: Check it out.,434000,TRUE,8,1210,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Gym,Check it out.,check it out,3 +137347,490,92,Crowd: (ADMIRING/AWW NOISES),434000,FALSE,75,1210,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School Gym,NA,NA,NA +137348,490,93,"Bart Simpson: So, the soft fur, big eyes and gentle motion are designed to make it one helluva pet with none of the poop.",437000,TRUE,8,1210,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Gym,"So, the soft fur, big eyes and gentle motion are designed to make it one helluva pet with none of the poop.",so the soft fur big eyes and gentle motion are designed to make it one helluva pet with none of the poop,22 +137349,490,94,Marge Simpson: This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my entire life!,443000,TRUE,1,1210,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Gym,This is the most adorable thing I've ever seen in my entire life!,this is the most adorable thing ive ever seen in my entire life,13 +137350,490,95,Maggie Simpson: (ANNOYED SUCKS),443000,FALSE,105,1210,Maggie Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Gym,NA,NA,NA +137351,490,96,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - later that afternoon - establishing),454000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +137352,490,97,(Springfield Elementary School Gym: int. school gym - continuous),454000,FALSE,NA,1210,NA,Springfield Elementary School Gym,NA,NA,NA +137378,490,123,(Movie Theater: INT. MOVIE THEATER - CONTINUOUS),624000,FALSE,NA,328,NA,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +137379,490,124,Paul Flart: (REACTING TO ABOVE ACTION NOISES),624000,FALSE,5904,328,Paul Flart,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +137380,490,125,Homer Simpson: Life imitates Flart.,624000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,Life imitates Flart.,life imitates flart,3 +137381,490,126,Barney Gumble: It says that on the poster.,626000,TRUE,18,328,Barney Gumble,Movie Theater,It says that on the poster.,it says that on the poster,6 +137353,490,98,"Seymour Skinner: (CLEARS THROAT) What a wonderful science fair. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts we could not afford our third place ribbon. Now, in Second Place, Lisa Simpson's grim description of our short-sighted dependence on fossil fuels.",454000,TRUE,3,1210,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Gym,"What a wonderful science fair. Unfortunately, due to budget cuts we could not afford our third place ribbon. Now, in Second Place, Lisa Simpson's grim description of our short-sighted dependence on fossil fuels.",what a wonderful science fair unfortunately due to budget cuts we could not afford our third place ribbon now in second place lisa simpsons grim description of our short-sighted dependence on fossil fuels,33 +137354,490,99,Lisa Simpson: It's about an asteroid!,465000,TRUE,9,1210,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Gym,It's about an asteroid!,its about an asteroid,4 +137355,490,100,"Gary Chalmers: They're all the same, Gloomhilda.",467000,TRUE,1078,1210,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School Gym,"They're all the same, Gloomhilda.",theyre all the same gloomhilda,5 +137356,490,101,Seymour Skinner: First Place goes to Bart Simpson and Martin Prince...,469000,TRUE,3,1210,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Gym,First Place goes to Bart Simpson and Martin Prince...,first place goes to bart simpson and martin prince,9 +137357,490,102,Bart Simpson: Yeah!,472000,TRUE,8,1210,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Gym,Yeah!,yeah,1 +137358,490,103,"Seymour Skinner: ...for creating a furry robotic friend who provides comfort when humans fail to, which they will, trust me.",472000,TRUE,3,1210,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Gym,"...for creating a furry robotic friend who provides comfort when humans fail to, which they will, trust me.",for creating a furry robotic friend who provides comfort when humans fail to which they will trust me,18 +137359,490,104,"Agnes Skinner: I carried you in my belly for four-and-a-half-months. When you fell out on the bus, that's when my job ended.",480000,TRUE,192,1210,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Gym,"I carried you in my belly for four-and-a-half-months. When you fell out on the bus, that's when my job ended.",i carried you in my belly for four-and-a-half-months when you fell out on the bus thats when my job ended,20 +137360,490,105,(Springfield Retirement Castle: ext. springfield retirement castle - day - establishing),491000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +137361,490,106,"Grampa Simpson: Congratulations on gettin' a ribbon, Lisa -- you must've baked a mighty fine pie!",491000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Congratulations on gettin' a ribbon, Lisa -- you must've baked a mighty fine pie!",congratulations on gettin a ribbon lisa -- you mustve baked a mighty fine pie,14 +137362,490,107,"Lisa Simpson: It wasn't a pie, it was science! And it's not fair -- my project was way better than Bart's, and I didn't have help from a nerd! I'm my own nerd!",497000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"It wasn't a pie, it was science! And it's not fair -- my project was way better than Bart's, and I didn't have help from a nerd! I'm my own nerd!",it wasnt a pie it was science and its not fair -- my project was way better than barts and i didnt have help from a nerd im my own nerd,31 +137363,490,108,"Grampa Simpson: Ha-ho sweetie, being second ain't the worst thing that can happen. Look at poor old Jasper over there.",507000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Ha-ho sweetie, being second ain't the worst thing that can happen. Look at poor old Jasper over there.",ha-ho sweetie being second aint the worst thing that can happen look at poor old jasper over there,18 +137364,490,109,"Grampa Simpson: (SIGHS) He lost his wife, his kids don't call. Soon he'll just be bones and beard.",518000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"He lost his wife, his kids don't call. Soon he'll just be bones and beard.",he lost his wife his kids dont call soon hell just be bones and beard,15 +137365,490,110,Jasper Beardly: (VERY DEPRESSED NOISE),518000,FALSE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +137366,490,111,Robot Seal: (FROLICKING NOISES),518000,FALSE,5903,79,Robot Seal,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +137367,490,112,"Lisa Simpson: Wow! While I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself, Bart's invention actually changed someone's life!",549000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Wow! While I was sitting here feeling sorry for myself, Bart's invention actually changed someone's life!",wow while i was sitting here feeling sorry for myself barts invention actually changed someones life,16 +137368,490,113,Bart Simpson: And best of all I got funding for my Homer Humiliator.,556000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,And best of all I got funding for my Homer Humiliator.,and best of all i got funding for my homer humiliator,11 +137369,490,114,Homer Simpson: (STROKES CHIN) Hm.,560000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Hm.,hm,1 +137370,490,115,Homer Simpson: (DISTRAUGHT) Why would a Homer Humiliator do this to me?,564000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Why would a Homer Humiliator do this to me?,why would a homer humiliator do this to me,9 +137371,490,116,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Springfield nuclear plant - mORNING - Establishing),583000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137372,490,117,(Homer and Roz's Workstations: Int. Homer and Roz's workstationS - continuous),583000,FALSE,NA,3954,NA,Homer and Roz's Workstations,NA,NA,NA +137373,490,118,"Homer Simpson: Y'ello. Hey, Barney... a free movie screening? (EXCITED) Of course I can go! I just need somebody to hold down the fort.",583000,TRUE,2,3954,Homer Simpson,Homer and Roz's Workstations,"Y'ello. Hey, Barney... a free movie screening? Of course I can go! I just need somebody to hold down the fort.",yello hey barney a free movie screening of course i can go i just need somebody to hold down the fort,21 +137374,490,119,"Homer Simpson: Oh, uh, Roz, I have to step out for one hour and forty-three minutes. Could you cover for me?",592000,TRUE,2,3954,Homer Simpson,Homer and Roz's Workstations,"Oh, uh, Roz, I have to step out for one hour and forty-three minutes. Could you cover for me?",oh uh roz i have to step out for one hour and forty-three minutes could you cover for me,19 +137375,490,120,Roz: Go ahead.,598000,TRUE,5902,3954,Roz,Homer and Roz's Workstations,Go ahead.,go ahead,2 +137376,490,121,"Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Oh, uh, if an emergency alarm goes off, there's earplugs in the top drawer!",598000,TRUE,2,3954,Homer Simpson,Homer and Roz's Workstations,"Woo hoo! Oh, uh, if an emergency alarm goes off, there's earplugs in the top drawer!",woo hoo oh uh if an emergency alarm goes off theres earplugs in the top drawer,16 +137377,490,122,(Movie Theatre: EXT. MOVIE THEATRE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),624000,FALSE,NA,134,NA,Movie Theatre,NA,NA,NA +137382,490,127,Homer Simpson: I thought of it first. (SIPS SODA),628000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,I thought of it first.,i thought of it first,5 +137383,490,128,(Simpson Home: ext. Simpson house - night),631000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137384,490,129,(Simpson Living Room: INT. SIMPSONS LIVING ROOM - continuous),631000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +137385,490,130,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I just saw the greatest movie. Guess what happens when a mop is replaced with an octopus! I'll give you a clue, it's funny!",631000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Marge, I just saw the greatest movie. Guess what happens when a mop is replaced with an octopus! I'll give you a clue, it's funny!",marge i just saw the greatest movie guess what happens when a mop is replaced with an octopus ill give you a clue its funny,25 +137386,490,131,Marge Simpson: Take off the 3-D glasses!,640000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Take off the 3-D glasses!,take off the 3-d glasses,5 +137387,490,132,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),640000,FALSE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +137388,490,133,C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson! A gangly little bird told me you've been lollygagging at the Biograph.,645000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,Simpson! A gangly little bird told me you've been lollygagging at the Biograph.,simpson a gangly little bird told me youve been lollygagging at the biograph,13 +137389,490,134,Homer Simpson: (STAMERING) Someone snitched? Wha-wha-wha-wha-what are you gonna do to me?,650000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Someone snitched? Wha-wha-wha-wha-what are you gonna do to me?,someone snitched wha-wha-wha-wha-what are you gonna do to me,9 +137390,490,135,C. Montgomery Burns: You're demoted.,653000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,You're demoted.,youre demoted,2 +137391,490,136,Homer Simpson: Up or down?,654000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Up or down?,up or down,3 +137392,490,137,C. Montgomery Burns: Down!,656000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,Down!,down,1 +137393,490,138,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),656000,FALSE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +137394,490,139,Homer Simpson: Don't tell my wife.,656000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Don't tell my wife.,dont tell my wife,4 +137395,490,140,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - playground - day),664000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +137396,490,141,"Martin Prince: So, partner, what's next on the agenda?",664000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"So, partner, what's next on the agenda?",so partner whats next on the agenda,7 +137397,490,142,Bart Simpson: Oh... um...,667000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Oh... um...,oh um,2 +137398,490,143,"Milhouse Van Houten: Back off, man. Can't you see you're embarrassing Bart?",668000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Back off, man. Can't you see you're embarrassing Bart?",back off man cant you see youre embarrassing bart,9 +137399,490,144,Bart Simpson: When did you take that picture?,672000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,When did you take that picture?,when did you take that picture,6 +137400,490,145,Milhouse Van Houten: Last time you slept over at my house. I love when you're sleeping and at peace. START HERE,675000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Last time you slept over at my house. I love when you're sleeping and at peace. START HERE,last time you slept over at my house i love when youre sleeping and at peace start here,18 +137401,490,146,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),675000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +137402,490,147,"Old Jewish Man: Hey Skippy, we need some more of them loveable critters for our friends at the home.",682000,TRUE,1452,3,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey Skippy, we need some more of them loveable critters for our friends at the home.",hey skippy we need some more of them loveable critters for our friends at the home,16 +137403,490,148,Grampa Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Unless you got any heroin.,687000,TRUE,31,3,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Unless you got any heroin.,unless you got any heroin,5 +137404,490,149,Old Jewish Man: (COMPLETELY SERIOUS) You got any heroin?,689000,TRUE,1452,3,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Elementary School,You got any heroin?,you got any heroin,4 +137405,490,150,Old Jewish Man: Hm?,691000,TRUE,1452,3,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Elementary School,Hm?,hm,1 +137406,490,151,"Old Jewish Man: Well then, critters it is.",693000,TRUE,1452,3,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Elementary School,"Well then, critters it is.",well then critters it is,5 +137407,490,152,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's bar - niGHT),698000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +137408,490,153,"Homer Simpson: I'm telling you guys, Roz told Old Man Burns I ditched work early and now I'm her assistant.",698000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I'm telling you guys, Roz told Old Man Burns I ditched work early and now I'm her assistant.",im telling you guys roz told old man burns i ditched work early and now im her assistant,18 +137409,490,154,"Lenny Leonard: I dunno, Homer. You're sayin' she's nice on the outside, but mean on the inside? No one could pull that off!",704000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"I dunno, Homer. You're sayin' she's nice on the outside, but mean on the inside? No one could pull that off!",i dunno homer youre sayin shes nice on the outside but mean on the inside no one could pull that off,21 +137410,490,155,"Moe Szyslak: Enjoy. And as for you, Homer, don't worry. You're at Moe's tavern -- lady-free since eighty-three.",709000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Enjoy. And as for you, Homer, don't worry. You're at Moe's tavern -- lady-free since eighty-three.",enjoy and as for you homer dont worry youre at moes tavern -- lady-free since eighty-three,16 +137411,490,156,Homer Simpson: What the-- (STANDING) This is a gentleman's club!,716000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,What the-- This is a gentleman's club!,what the-- this is a gentlemans club,7 +137412,490,157,Barney Gumble: Yeah. (BELCHES),719000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,Yeah.,yeah,1 +137413,490,158,"Roz: So, what you boys drinkin'? I'm buyin'.",721000,TRUE,5902,15,Roz,Moe's Tavern,"So, what you boys drinkin'? I'm buyin'.",so what you boys drinkin im buyin,7 +137414,490,159,Lenny Leonard: Can we just have the cash value of the drink?,724000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Can we just have the cash value of the drink?,can we just have the cash value of the drink,10 +137416,490,161,Carl Carlson: I'd rather use my money to buy a Moe souvenir t-shirt.,727000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,I'd rather use my money to buy a Moe souvenir t-shirt.,id rather use my money to buy a moe souvenir t-shirt,11 +137417,490,162,Moe Szyslak: That comes in kid sizes too.,732000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,That comes in kid sizes too.,that comes in kid sizes too,6 +137418,490,163,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - establishing),733000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137419,490,164,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) This is terrible. What am I gonna do?,733000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This is terrible. What am I gonna do?,this is terrible what am i gonna do,8 +137420,490,165,(Simpson Kitchen: Int. SiMPSONS KITCHEN - later THAT NIGHT),737000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +137421,490,166,"Marge Simpson: Aren't you gonna come to bed, Homie?",737000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Aren't you gonna come to bed, Homie?",arent you gonna come to bed homie,7 +137422,490,167,"Homer Simpson: Can't, Marge. I'm fighting for my professional life here.",739000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Can't, Marge. I'm fighting for my professional life here.",cant marge im fighting for my professional life here,9 +137423,490,168,"Homer Simpson: Do you know what I just learned? (AMAZED) My job is the reason I get those checks every week! And now that I'm demoted, the checks have gotten smaller! Not in physical size, but--",742000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Do you know what I just learned? My job is the reason I get those checks every week! And now that I'm demoted, the checks have gotten smaller! Not in physical size, but--",do you know what i just learned my job is the reason i get those checks every week and now that im demoted the checks have gotten smaller not in physical size but--,33 +137424,490,169,Marge Simpson: (CUTTING HIM OFF) I know! I know!,754000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I know! I know!,i know i know,4 +137425,490,170,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Int. Retirement castle - RECREATION ROOM - day),777000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +137426,490,171,(RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM: Int. RETIREMENT CASTLE recreation ROOM - continuous),777000,FALSE,NA,3955,NA,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +137427,490,172,"Undertaker: (SHELDON LEONARD) I represent the Eternal Valley funeral home, and I'm here to talk about an extremely unpleasant subject: people continuing to live.",777000,TRUE,5905,3955,Undertaker,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,"I represent the Eternal Valley funeral home, and I'm here to talk about an extremely unpleasant subject: people continuing to live.",i represent the eternal valley funeral home and im here to talk about an extremely unpleasant subject people continuing to live,21 +137428,490,173,"HOWARD JR.: (VERY UPSET) If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!",785000,TRUE,5906,3955,HOWARD JR.,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,"If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!",if we dont have a frickin funeral soon people you can say goodbye to howards flowers,16 +137429,490,174,"Undertaker: Calm down, Howard Junior. Now here is the zip, the zap and the zing: we're gonna rewire Charlie Loveable here (POINTS TO SEAL) into (GRIM) the greatest threat to seniors' lives since nursing homes themselves.",789000,TRUE,5905,3955,Undertaker,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,"Calm down, Howard Junior. Now here is the zip, the zap and the zing: we're gonna rewire Charlie Loveable here into the greatest threat to seniors' lives since nursing homes themselves.",calm down howard junior now here is the zip the zap and the zing were gonna rewire charlie loveable here into the greatest threat to seniors lives since nursing homes themselves,31 +137430,490,175,Undertaker: Switcheroo...,802000,TRUE,5905,3955,Undertaker,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,Switcheroo...,switcheroo,1 +137431,490,176,Undertaker: Impressive. Hard to believe two ten-year-old kids built this.,813000,TRUE,5905,3955,Undertaker,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,Impressive. Hard to believe two ten-year-old kids built this.,impressive hard to believe two ten-year-old kids built this,9 +137432,490,177,HOWARD JR.: And I heard one of them did all the work.,817000,TRUE,5906,3955,HOWARD JR.,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,And I heard one of them did all the work.,and i heard one of them did all the work,10 +137433,490,178,Reps: That's True. / Wow. (ETC.),819000,TRUE,5907,3955,Reps,RETIREMENT CASTLE RECREATION ROOM,That's True. / Wow.,thats true wow,3 +137434,490,179,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. springfield nuclear plant - mORNING - establishing),828000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137435,490,180,(Roz's Workstation: Int. roz's workstation - continuous),828000,FALSE,NA,3956,NA,Roz's Workstation,NA,NA,NA +137436,490,181,Homer Simpson: Am I early?,828000,TRUE,2,3956,Homer Simpson,Roz's Workstation,Am I early?,am i early,3 +137437,490,182,Roz: You're late.,829000,TRUE,5902,3956,Roz,Roz's Workstation,You're late.,youre late,2 +137438,490,183,"Homer Simpson: Since I got demoted I have to show my I.D., but the picture was taken so long ago I put on a lot of weight, so I have to stretch out my face (PULLS BACK FACE, AND SAYS WITH PULLED-BACK FACE) and say ""I used to look like this...""",831000,TRUE,2,3956,Homer Simpson,Roz's Workstation,"Since I got demoted I have to show my I.D., but the picture was taken so long ago I put on a lot of weight, so I have to stretch out my face and say ""I used to look like this...""",since i got demoted i have to show my id but the picture was taken so long ago i put on a lot of weight so i have to stretch out my face and say i used to look like this,41 +137439,490,184,Roz: Late.,831000,TRUE,5902,3956,Roz,Roz's Workstation,Late.,late,1 +137440,490,185,Homer Simpson: You're mean!,843000,TRUE,2,3956,Homer Simpson,Roz's Workstation,You're mean!,youre mean,2 +137441,490,186,"Roz: Now, I want a list of a hundred ways to make your job worse by close of business today.",845000,TRUE,5902,3956,Roz,Roz's Workstation,"Now, I want a list of a hundred ways to make your job worse by close of business today.",now i want a list of a hundred ways to make your job worse by close of business today,19 +137442,490,187,Homer Simpson: Can one of the hundred be making the list?,849000,TRUE,2,3956,Homer Simpson,Roz's Workstation,Can one of the hundred be making the list?,can one of the hundred be making the list,9 +137443,490,188,Roz: No.,849000,TRUE,5902,3956,Roz,Roz's Workstation,No.,no,1 +137444,490,189,Homer Simpson: Can some of them be callbacks to earlier ones?,852000,TRUE,2,3956,Homer Simpson,Roz's Workstation,Can some of them be callbacks to earlier ones?,can some of them be callbacks to earlier ones,9 +137447,490,192,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. springfield retirement castle - day),857000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +137448,490,193,"Kent Brockman: We're live at the Springfield Retirement Castle where long-time resident, Alice Glick, died last night -- at the paws of this cuddly little killer.",857000,TRUE,211,79,Kent Brockman,Springfield Retirement Castle,"We're live at the Springfield Retirement Castle where long-time resident, Alice Glick, died last night -- at the paws of this cuddly little killer.",were live at the springfield retirement castle where long-time resident alice glick died last night -- at the paws of this cuddly little killer,24 +137449,490,194,Kent Brockman: Our Channel Six Substitute Medical Expert Dr. Nick Riviera had this to say:,865000,TRUE,211,79,Kent Brockman,Springfield Retirement Castle,Our Channel Six Substitute Medical Expert Dr. Nick Riviera had this to say:,our channel six substitute medical expert dr nick riviera had this to say,13 +137450,490,195,Dr. Nick Riviera: (EMPHATIC) The champion was cleared to fight.,870000,TRUE,349,79,Dr. Nick Riviera,Springfield Retirement Castle,The champion was cleared to fight.,the champion was cleared to fight,6 +137451,490,196,"Kent Brockman: (REACTS, THEN:) Doctor, this press conference is about a nursing home death. The Springfield police are in the process of taking all the robots into custody...safely returning the seniors to their hopeless, dismal lives.",872000,TRUE,211,79,Kent Brockman,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Doctor, this press conference is about a nursing home death. The Springfield police are in the process of taking all the robots into custody...safely returning the seniors to their hopeless, dismal lives.",doctor this press conference is about a nursing home death the springfield police are in the process of taking all the robots into custodysafely returning the seniors to their hopeless dismal lives,32 +137452,490,197,Old Jewish Man: Shut that thing off.,875000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,Shut that thing off.,shut that thing off,4 +137453,490,198,Old Jewish Man: I meant the TV!,887000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,I meant the TV!,i meant the tv,4 +137454,490,199,Jasper Beardly: Sorry.,888000,TRUE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,Sorry.,sorry,1 +137455,490,200,(Professor Frink's Lab: Ext. frink's laboratory - night),892000,FALSE,NA,2125,NA,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +137456,490,201,"Bart Simpson: Hi, we need someone to re-program our robots to break out of jail.",892000,TRUE,8,2125,Bart Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,"Hi, we need someone to re-program our robots to break out of jail.",hi we need someone to re-program our robots to break out of jail,13 +137457,490,202,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (HAPPY NOISE) A chance to reprogram robots? Well, I had a date with a beauty queen tonight, but forget it. (RUNS TO A PHONE and DIALS, THEN) Hello, yes, hello, Miss Wyoming? I'll, I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons another night. (HAPPY LAUGH) The breast joke! I, I, I served it up.",897000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"A chance to reprogram robots? Well, I had a date with a beauty queen tonight, but forget it. Hello, yes, hello, Miss Wyoming? I'll, I'll have to climb your Grand Tetons another night. The breast joke! I, I, I served it up.",a chance to reprogram robots well i had a date with a beauty queen tonight but forget it hello yes hello miss wyoming ill ill have to climb your grand tetons another night the breast joke i i i served it up,42 +137458,490,203,Miss Wyoming: (DISTRAUGHT) Why won't he love me?!,915000,TRUE,5908,2125,Miss Wyoming,Professor Frink's Lab,Why won't he love me?!,why wont he love me,5 +137459,490,204,(Simpson Driveway: Ext. simpson driveway - night),925000,FALSE,NA,770,NA,Simpson Driveway,NA,NA,NA +137460,490,205,"Homer Simpson: (PARANOID MUTTERING) Do this, do that. Lousy Roz, thinks she's so big...",925000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,"Do this, do that. Lousy Roz, thinks she's so big...",do this do that lousy roz thinks shes so big,10 +137461,490,206,"Ned Flanders: Well, looks like it's time for another ""'End of the Walk' Talk With Homer and Ned."" Tonight's topic: ""The Niceness of the Evening.""",928000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,"Well, looks like it's time for another ""'End of the Walk' Talk With Homer and Ned."" Tonight's topic: ""The Niceness of the Evening.""",well looks like its time for another end of the walk talk with homer and ned tonights topic the niceness of the evening,23 +137462,490,207,Homer Simpson: (GLUM) Hey.,935000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,Hey.,hey,1 +137463,490,208,"Ned Flanders: Homer, all nonsense aside, are you okalidokalaroony?",936000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,"Homer, all nonsense aside, are you okalidokalaroony?",homer all nonsense aside are you okalidokalaroony,7 +137464,490,209,"Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) I'm having problems with my new boss Roz. She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron, but at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over, in public for no reason.",940000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,"I'm having problems with my new boss Roz. She's the most evil person to come out of Ohio since LeBron, but at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over, in public for no reason.",im having problems with my new boss roz shes the most evil person to come out of ohio since lebron but at least he thought long and hard before screwing everybody over in public for no reason,37 +137465,490,210,"Ned Flanders: (THINKS) Y'know, I knew a backstabbin' buckeye named Roz at Bible Camp. Twice as tall as she should've been.",951000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,"Y'know, I knew a backstabbin' buckeye named Roz at Bible Camp. Twice as tall as she should've been.",yknow i knew a backstabbin buckeye named roz at bible camp twice as tall as she shouldve been,18 +137466,490,211,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Is this her?,956000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,Is this her?,is this her,3 +137467,490,212,Homer Simpson: (WHINEY) C'mon. The apple must be wreaking havoc with the Twinkie!,958000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,C'mon. The apple must be wreaking havoc with the Twinkie!,cmon the apple must be wreaking havoc with the twinkie,10 +137468,490,213,"Ned Flanders: (GASPS) It is! But if you've got the stones, I can tell you how to slay that Gal-ioth.",962000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,"It is! But if you've got the stones, I can tell you how to slay that Gal-ioth.",it is but if youve got the stones i can tell you how to slay that gal-ioth,17 +137469,490,214,"Homer Simpson: Are you aware that ""stones"" means ""man junk?""",963000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,"Are you aware that ""stones"" means ""man junk?""",are you aware that stones means man junk,8 +138545,494,138,Annie Crawford: No! Absolutely not!,675000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,No! Absolutely not!,no absolutely not,3 +137470,490,215,Ned Flanders: (AGHAST) What the? I've been using that around the boys!,971000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,What the? I've been using that around the boys!,what the ive been using that around the boys,9 +137471,490,216,"Ned Flanders: Thank you. Now, it was one of our biggest celebrations...the nineteenth Sunday after Easter. We'd just had a rousing no-fun run and in the heat of the moment I wanted to offer my respectful best wishes.",977000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,"Thank you. Now, it was one of our biggest celebrations...the nineteenth Sunday after Easter. We'd just had a rousing no-fun run and in the heat of the moment I wanted to offer my respectful best wishes.",thank you now it was one of our biggest celebrationsthe nineteenth sunday after easter wed just had a rousing no-fun run and in the heat of the moment i wanted to offer my respectful best wishes,36 +137472,490,217,Ned Flanders: Peace be with you.,989000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,Peace be with you.,peace be with you,4 +137473,490,218,"Ned Flanders: Well, sir, she went crazy. (OMINOUS) Crazier than sleeping in on a Sunday.",990000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,"Well, sir, she went crazy. Crazier than sleeping in on a Sunday.",well sir she went crazy crazier than sleeping in on a sunday,12 +137474,490,219,Roz: (HYSTERICAL) I can't stand to be touched! Never tell anyone!,995000,TRUE,5902,770,Roz,Simpson Driveway,I can't stand to be touched! Never tell anyone!,i cant stand to be touched never tell anyone,9 +137475,490,220,Ned Flanders: And I haven't. Not until now.,999000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,And I haven't. Not until now.,and i havent not until now,6 +137476,490,221,"Homer Simpson: That's it! That's it! My nightmare is over! Oh Flanders, you are my personal savior!",1001000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,"That's it! That's it! My nightmare is over! Oh Flanders, you are my personal savior!",thats it thats it my nightmare is over oh flanders you are my personal savior,15 +137477,490,222,"Ned Flanders: Oh that's nice, but I don't approve of--",1009000,TRUE,11,770,Ned Flanders,Simpson Driveway,"Oh that's nice, but I don't approve of--",oh thats nice but i dont approve of--,8 +137478,490,223,Homer Simpson: Hail Flanders! Mightier than Jesus!,1011000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,Hail Flanders! Mightier than Jesus!,hail flanders mightier than jesus,5 +137479,490,224,(Professor Frink's Lab: INT. FRINK'S LABORATORY - night),1017000,FALSE,NA,2125,NA,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +137480,490,225,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Yes, I, uh, I hereby call to order this meeting of the North American Man-Bot Love Association.",1017000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"Yes, I, uh, I hereby call to order this meeting of the North American Man-Bot Love Association.",yes i uh i hereby call to order this meeting of the north american man-bot love association,17 +137481,490,226,Benjamin: I'll say this one more time: we really should change that name.,1024000,TRUE,1189,2125,Benjamin,Professor Frink's Lab,I'll say this one more time: we really should change that name.,ill say this one more time we really should change that name,12 +137482,490,227,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Yes, all right, I'll change it whatever you like, as long as Man-Bot Love is in there somewhere. Now let's look at these blueprints, shall we?",1027000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"Yes, all right, I'll change it whatever you like, as long as Man-Bot Love is in there somewhere. Now let's look at these blueprints, shall we?",yes all right ill change it whatever you like as long as man-bot love is in there somewhere now lets look at these blueprints shall we,26 +137483,490,228,Doug: (NERDY NOISES),1027000,FALSE,1187,2125,Doug,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +137484,490,229,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Uh, first, we remotely adjust them so they will never be malicious again.",1041000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"Uh, first, we remotely adjust them so they will never be malicious again.",uh first we remotely adjust them so they will never be malicious again,13 +137485,490,230,"Professor Jonathan Frink: There, there and there. Now, arise, little ones!",1045000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"There, there and there. Now, arise, little ones!",there there and there now arise little ones,8 +137486,490,231,(Springfield Police Station: INT. SPRINGFIELD POLICE STATION - NIGHT),1053000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +137487,490,232,"Chief Wiggum: (GRUFF) Hey-hey! What's going on here? I'd better call 911. (DIALS) Ugh, it's always busy when I call. Oh, what a bunch of idiots.",1053000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Hey-hey! What's going on here? I'd better call 911. Ugh, it's always busy when I call. Oh, what a bunch of idiots.",hey-hey whats going on here id better call 911 ugh its always busy when i call oh what a bunch of idiots,22 +137488,490,233,"Chief Wiggum: Aw, I can't stay mad at you. Go on! Get out of here!",1067000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Aw, I can't stay mad at you. Go on! Get out of here!",aw i cant stay mad at you go on get out of here,13 +137489,490,234,"Snake Jailbird: Oh, oh, Chief?",1074000,TRUE,518,192,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Police Station,"Oh, oh, Chief?",oh oh chief,3 +137490,490,235,Chief Wiggum: Yeah?,1074000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,Yeah?,yeah,1 +137491,490,236,"Chief Wiggum: Yeah, you too.",1077000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Yeah, you too.",yeah you too,3 +137492,490,237,Snake Jailbird: (SATISFIED NOISE),1077000,FALSE,518,192,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +137493,490,238,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Springfield nuclear power plant - auditorium - day),1081000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137494,490,239,"C. Montgomery Burns: Although this millennium is still young, I feel it is time to award this giant trophy (POINTS TO TROPHY) paid for with your healthcare cuts...",1081000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Although this millennium is still young, I feel it is time to award this giant trophy paid for with your healthcare cuts...",although this millennium is still young i feel it is time to award this giant trophy paid for with your healthcare cuts,22 +137495,490,240,Workers: (GROANS),1081000,FALSE,172,10,Workers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137496,490,241,C. Montgomery Burns: To our beloved Roz...,1089000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,To our beloved Roz...,to our beloved roz,4 +137497,490,242,C. Montgomery Burns: What the deuce? Sarcastic clapping?,1093000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What the deuce? Sarcastic clapping?,what the deuce sarcastic clapping,5 +137498,490,243,"Homer Simpson: (KNOWS HE HAS ACE IN THE HOLE) Congratulations, Roz.",1096000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Congratulations, Roz.",congratulations roz,2 +137499,490,244,"Roz: What are you doing here, Simpson? If there isn't dry-cleaning in the back of my car, there's gonna be blood on my knuckles.",1100000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"What are you doing here, Simpson? If there isn't dry-cleaning in the back of my car, there's gonna be blood on my knuckles.",what are you doing here simpson if there isnt dry-cleaning in the back of my car theres gonna be blood on my knuckles,23 +137500,490,245,"Homer Simpson: Uh, I just came to say that you're perfect. So perfect, I think Mr. Burns should give you a hug.",1107000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, I just came to say that you're perfect. So perfect, I think Mr. Burns should give you a hug.",uh i just came to say that youre perfect so perfect i think mr burns should give you a hug,20 +137501,490,246,Roz: (HISSES) Who told you?,1115000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Who told you?,who told you,3 +137502,490,247,"Homer Simpson: I won't say, but his initials are S.F.",1116000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I won't say, but his initials are S.F.",i wont say but his initials are sf,8 +137503,490,248,Roz: (BITTER) Stupid Flanders.,1119000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Stupid Flanders.,stupid flanders,2 +137504,490,249,Homer Simpson: Hug! Hug! Hug!,1121000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hug! Hug! Hug!,hug hug hug,3 +137505,490,250,Workers: (CHANTING) Hug! Hug! Hug!,1123000,TRUE,172,10,Workers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hug! Hug! Hug!,hug hug hug,3 +137506,490,251,C. Montgomery Burns: You're fired!,1133000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You're fired!,youre fired,2 +137507,490,252,Roz: I underestimated you.,1136000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I underestimated you.,i underestimated you,3 +137508,490,253,Homer Simpson: (GENUINELY CONFUSED) I don't know what that middle word means.,1138000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I don't know what that middle word means.,i dont know what that middle word means,8 +137509,490,254,"Roz: Well, it means my perception of you is that you were kind of a goof, but now I see you're rather clever.",1139000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, it means my perception of you is that you were kind of a goof, but now I see you're rather clever.",well it means my perception of you is that you were kind of a goof but now i see youre rather clever,22 +137510,490,255,Homer Simpson: What is perception?,1144000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What is perception?,what is perception,3 +137511,490,256,Roz: It's how I view you. You understand that?,1145000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It's how I view you. You understand that?,its how i view you you understand that,8 +137512,490,257,Homer Simpson: No.,1147000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No.,no,1 +137513,490,258,"Roz: I used to think you were an idiot. Now it turns out you're not such an idiot, in fact, you might even be smart.",1148000,TRUE,5902,10,Roz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I used to think you were an idiot. Now it turns out you're not such an idiot, in fact, you might even be smart.",i used to think you were an idiot now it turns out youre not such an idiot in fact you might even be smart,24 +137514,490,259,Homer Simpson: Little help?,1154000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Little help?,little help,2 +137515,490,260,Waylon Smithers: Rub the butter around you.,1169000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Rub the butter around you.,rub the butter around you,5 +137516,490,261,Homer Simpson: (LOUD EATING NOISE THEN:) Need more butter! And not the unsalted.,1171000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Need more butter! And not the unsalted.,need more butter and not the unsalted,7 +137517,490,262,Waylon Smithers: (ANGRILY) Do you want to get out of there or not?,1174000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Do you want to get out of there or not?,do you want to get out of there or not,10 +137518,490,263,(Street: Ext. Street - CONTINUOUS),1181000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +137519,490,264,(Professor Frink's Lab: Int. Frink's lab - first thing in the MORNING (moved from above)),1181000,FALSE,NA,2125,NA,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +137520,490,265,"Robot Maid: (SHIRLEY BOOTH-TYPE VOICE) Mr. J., if I don't get my green card, they're gonna turn me back into a washing machine!",1181000,TRUE,5909,2125,Robot Maid,Professor Frink's Lab,"Mr. J., if I don't get my green card, they're gonna turn me back into a washing machine!",mr j if i dont get my green card theyre gonna turn me back into a washing machine,18 +137521,490,266,Professor Jonathan Frink: No dawdling! Just move it along!,1187000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,No dawdling! Just move it along!,no dawdling just move it along,6 +137522,490,267,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. retirement castle - ESTABLISHING),1198000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +137523,490,268,"Old Jewish Man: (EMOTIONAL) Oy! Oy! My mechanical mensch, how I missed you!",1198000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Oy! Oy! My mechanical mensch, how I missed you!",oy oy my mechanical mensch how i missed you,9 +137524,490,269,"Grampa Simpson: Bless you, boys. Now that we've got 'em back, we'll never let 'em go again.",1203000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Bless you, boys. Now that we've got 'em back, we'll never let 'em go again.",bless you boys now that weve got em back well never let em go again,15 +137525,490,270,Old Jewish Man: 'Cause there's no stronger force than a senior citizen holding onto a freebie.,1210000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,'Cause there's no stronger force than a senior citizen holding onto a freebie.,cause theres no stronger force than a senior citizen holding onto a freebie,13 +137526,491,0,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY),8000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137527,491,1,"Marge Simpson: ... And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room, and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room.",8000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"... And here's a marble for Lisa for cleaning her room, and a marble for Bart for not trashing Lisa's room.",and heres a marble for lisa for cleaning her room and a marble for bart for not trashing lisas room,20 +138624,494,217,Chimp: (APOLOGIZING NOISES),1045000,FALSE,1371,855,Chimp,Krusty Theater,NA,NA,NA +137528,491,2,Marge Simpson: The jars are full -- so you've earned your... Saturday Surprise Dad Day!,14000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The jars are full -- so you've earned your... Saturday Surprise Dad Day!,the jars are full -- so youve earned your saturday surprise dad day,13 +137529,491,3,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED CHEERS),14000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137530,491,4,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOUNCER) This Saturday, from the Dad who brought you ""cemetery paintball"" and ""go-karts on real roads,"" comes the greatest activity yet...",20000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"This Saturday, from the Dad who brought you ""cemetery paintball"" and ""go-karts on real roads,"" comes the greatest activity yet...",this saturday from the dad who brought you cemetery paintball and go-karts on real roads comes the greatest activity yet,20 +137531,491,5,(Springfield Convention Center: ext. convention center - LATER),30000,FALSE,NA,387,NA,Springfield Convention Center,NA,NA,NA +137532,491,6,Lisa Simpson: Video game convention!,30000,TRUE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,Video game convention!,video game convention,3 +137533,491,7,Homer Simpson: (PROUD) And check these out...,41000,TRUE,2,387,Homer Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,And check these out...,and check these out,4 +137534,491,8,Bart Simpson: VIP passes!,42000,TRUE,8,387,Bart Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,VIP passes!,vip passes,2 +137535,491,9,Homer Simpson: Is there any better feeling than cutting in line because a plastic badge says you're special? (MOANS),44000,TRUE,2,387,Homer Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,Is there any better feeling than cutting in line because a plastic badge says you're special?,is there any better feeling than cutting in line because a plastic badge says youre special,16 +137536,491,10,"Bart Simpson: (WALKS PAST LINE, MOANS)",44000,FALSE,8,387,Bart Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,NA,NA,NA +137537,491,11,"Lisa Simpson: (WALKS PAST LINE, MOANS)",44000,FALSE,9,387,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,NA,NA,NA +137538,491,12,(E4: INT. E4 - continuous),57000,FALSE,NA,3957,NA,E4,NA,NA,NA +137539,491,13,"Homer Simpson: Wow, video games sure have changed since I was a kid. How many points does it take to get an extra life these days, son? Thirty thousand? (CHUCKLING) Certainly not fifty.",57000,TRUE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,"Wow, video games sure have changed since I was a kid. How many points does it take to get an extra life these days, son? Thirty thousand? Certainly not fifty.",wow video games sure have changed since i was a kid how many points does it take to get an extra life these days son thirty thousand certainly not fifty,30 +137540,491,14,"Bart Simpson: Games don't have lives or points anymore, Dad.",69000,TRUE,8,3957,Bart Simpson,E4,"Games don't have lives or points anymore, Dad.",games dont have lives or points anymore dad,8 +137541,491,15,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) I won't shed a tear when the oceans rise and wash this world away.,70000,TRUE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,I won't shed a tear when the oceans rise and wash this world away.,i wont shed a tear when the oceans rise and wash this world away,14 +137542,491,16,"Bart Simpson: (EXCITED) Whoa! ""Guts Of War Two: Entrails Of Intestinox!""",73000,TRUE,8,3957,Bart Simpson,E4,"Whoa! ""Guts Of War Two: Entrails Of Intestinox!""",whoa guts of war two entrails of intestinox,8 +137543,491,17,Bart Simpson: (VIDEOGAME PLAYING NOISES) Colon smash! / Rectum kill!,79000,TRUE,8,3957,Bart Simpson,E4,Colon smash! / Rectum kill!,colon smash rectum kill,4 +137544,491,18,Game Developer: We've made a game that'll reward the hardcore gamer with hundreds and hundreds of hours of--,83000,TRUE,5910,3957,Game Developer,E4,We've made a game that'll reward the hardcore gamer with hundreds and hundreds of hours of--,weve made a game thatll reward the hardcore gamer with hundreds and hundreds of hours of--,16 +137545,491,19,Bart Simpson: Finished it.,88000,TRUE,8,3957,Bart Simpson,E4,Finished it.,finished it,2 +137546,491,20,Game Developer: Huh?,88000,TRUE,5910,3957,Game Developer,E4,Huh?,huh,1 +137547,491,21,"Game Developer: But, working on this game cost me my marriage! I, I have twins I've never met!",92000,TRUE,5910,3957,Game Developer,E4,"But, working on this game cost me my marriage! I, I have twins I've never met!",but working on this game cost me my marriage i i have twins ive never met,16 +137548,491,22,"Bart Simpson: Well when you meet them, tell them your game's too easy.",96000,TRUE,8,3957,Bart Simpson,E4,"Well when you meet them, tell them your game's too easy.",well when you meet them tell them your games too easy,11 +137549,491,23,"Lisa Simpson: This game has all the best college marching bands! From the precision footwork of Ohio State to the lame, dead-on-arrival humor of Stanford!",102000,TRUE,9,3957,Lisa Simpson,E4,"This game has all the best college marching bands! From the precision footwork of Ohio State to the lame, dead-on-arrival humor of Stanford!",this game has all the best college marching bands from the precision footwork of ohio state to the lame dead-on-arrival humor of stanford,23 +137550,491,24,"Lisa Simpson: Uh-oh, I'm losing the crowd!",114000,TRUE,9,3957,Lisa Simpson,E4,"Uh-oh, I'm losing the crowd!",uh-oh im losing the crowd,5 +137551,491,25,Game Announcer: Level cleared. Next level: study for chemistry test on twelve-hour bus ride home.,118000,TRUE,2395,3957,Game Announcer,E4,Level cleared. Next level: study for chemistry test on twelve-hour bus ride home.,level cleared next level study for chemistry test on twelve-hour bus ride home,13 +137552,491,26,Lisa Simpson: This is the funnest game ever!,125000,TRUE,9,3957,Lisa Simpson,E4,This is the funnest game ever!,this is the funnest game ever,6 +137553,491,27,"Homer Simpson: Man, how many quarters does this game take?",127000,TRUE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,"Man, how many quarters does this game take?",man how many quarters does this game take,8 +137554,491,28,Bart Simpson: Dad! Funtendo is unveiling their new system in three minutes -- in Hall G!,131000,TRUE,8,3957,Bart Simpson,E4,Dad! Funtendo is unveiling their new system in three minutes -- in Hall G!,dad funtendo is unveiling their new system in three minutes -- in hall g,14 +137555,491,29,"Homer Simpson: (TOUGH GUY) And we're in Hall D. Three halls, three minutes...",136000,TRUE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,"And we're in Hall D. Three halls, three minutes...",and were in hall d three halls three minutes,9 +137556,491,30,Homer Simpson: (TOUGH GUY) No problem.,142000,TRUE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,No problem.,no problem,2 +137626,491,100,Lisa Simpson: (QUICK UNCOMFORTABLE GIGGLE) She means the most authentic.,392000,TRUE,9,3962,Lisa Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,She means the most authentic.,she means the most authentic,5 +137557,491,31,Homer Simpson: Out of my way! / Move it! / Geeks must yield to normals!,147000,TRUE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,Out of my way! / Move it! / Geeks must yield to normals!,out of my way move it geeks must yield to normals,11 +137558,491,32,Homer Simpson: (HEAVY WOUNDED BREATHING),147000,FALSE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,NA,NA,NA +137559,491,33,Homer Simpson: (SWALLOWING / HEALING NOISES),147000,FALSE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,NA,NA,NA +137560,491,34,Security Guard: Room's full.,163000,TRUE,156,3957,Security Guard,E4,Room's full.,rooms full,2 +137561,491,35,Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo!,172000,TRUE,2,3957,Homer Simpson,E4,Woo-hoo!,woo-hoo,1 +137562,491,36,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - driveway - late afternoon),177000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137563,491,37,Bart Simpson: Conventions rock!,177000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Conventions rock!,conventions rock,2 +137564,491,38,Lisa Simpson: Fun Dad rocks!,178000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Fun Dad rocks!,fun dad rocks,3 +137565,491,39,Homer Simpson: I need a nap!,179000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I need a nap!,i need a nap,4 +137566,491,40,Lisa Simpson: (HAPPY BOUNCING NOISES),179000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137567,491,41,Marge Simpson: You kids have had a big day. Head up to the tub while I deflate your toys.,182000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You kids have had a big day. Head up to the tub while I deflate your toys.,you kids have had a big day head up to the tub while i deflate your toys,17 +137568,491,42,"Bart Simpson: Save us, Fun Dad!",187000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Save us, Fun Dad!",save us fun dad,4 +137569,491,43,Lisa Simpson: (SHORT DOPPLER BOUNCING HAPPY NOISES GETTING INCREASINGLY DISTANT),187000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137570,491,44,Todd Flanders: (ONE VERY DISTANT HAPPY BOUNCING NOISE),187000,FALSE,5,5,Todd Flanders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137571,491,45,Marge Simpson: The kids sure had a good time with you.,195000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The kids sure had a good time with you.,the kids sure had a good time with you,9 +137572,491,46,Homer Simpson: Yeah I was on today. Scary on.,199000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah I was on today. Scary on.,yeah i was on today scary on,7 +137573,491,47,"Marge Simpson: How come they never call me ""Fun Mom?""",204000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"How come they never call me ""Fun Mom?""",how come they never call me fun mom,8 +137574,491,48,"Homer Simpson: Look, honey, a family's like a team. And on every team you have (RE: SELF) the slam-dunking megastar and... (RE: MARGE) the referee.",206000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look, honey, a family's like a team. And on every team you have the slam-dunking megastar and... the referee.",look honey a familys like a team and on every team you have the slam-dunking megastar and the referee,19 +137575,491,49,"Marge Simpson: It's not fair. Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the... mom stuff.",215000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's not fair. Moms want to be fun, but we're stuck with all the... mom stuff.",its not fair moms want to be fun but were stuck with all the mom stuff,16 +137576,491,50,"Homer Simpson: (TAKING THIS IN) Okay, okay, how about this: next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day.",220000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, okay, how about this: next week, you take the kids on a Saturday Surprise Dad Day.",okay okay how about this next week you take the kids on a saturday surprise dad day,17 +137577,491,51,Marge Simpson: (INSPIRED) What if... We roll pennies and go to the dollar store!,227000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What if... We roll pennies and go to the dollar store!,what if we roll pennies and go to the dollar store,11 +137578,491,52,"Homer Simpson: That's good, Marge -- get all the terrible ideas out of your system.",232000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's good, Marge -- get all the terrible ideas out of your system.",thats good marge -- get all the terrible ideas out of your system,13 +137579,491,53,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR),232000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137580,491,54,Homer Simpson: Here's what I do: (CONFIDENTIAL) pick the thing that Marge would hate the most...,237000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Here's what I do: pick the thing that Marge would hate the most...,heres what i do pick the thing that marge would hate the most,13 +137581,491,55,Marge Simpson: (THINKS) I've got it!,238000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I've got it!,ive got it,3 +137582,491,56,(EVENT CENTER: INT. event center - day),240000,FALSE,NA,3958,NA,EVENT CENTER,NA,NA,NA +137583,491,57,Marge Simpson: Your Saturday Surprise Mom Day is... (WHIPS OFF BLINDFOLDS) the X-Games!,240000,TRUE,1,3958,Marge Simpson,EVENT CENTER,Your Saturday Surprise Mom Day is... the X-Games!,your saturday surprise mom day is the x-games,8 +137584,491,58,Lisa Simpson: (OVERJOYED) Yay! / X-Games! X-Games! / Alright!,245000,TRUE,9,3958,Lisa Simpson,EVENT CENTER,Yay! / X-Games! X-Games! / Alright!,yay x-games x-games alright,4 +137585,491,59,"Bart Simpson: That isn't an ""X,"" Mom.",250000,TRUE,8,3958,Bart Simpson,EVENT CENTER,"That isn't an ""X,"" Mom.",that isnt an x mom,5 +137586,491,60,"Ned Flanders: Welcome to the ""Cross"" Games, Simpsons! A Christian fellowship expo!",252000,TRUE,11,3958,Ned Flanders,EVENT CENTER,"Welcome to the ""Cross"" Games, Simpsons! A Christian fellowship expo!",welcome to the cross games simpsons a christian fellowship expo,10 +137587,491,61,Lisa Simpson: Are there at least games here?,256000,TRUE,9,3958,Lisa Simpson,EVENT CENTER,Are there at least games here?,are there at least games here,6 +137588,491,62,"Ned Flanders: Oh no, ""Games"" stands for Gathering of American Messengers for Evangelical Sports!",258000,TRUE,11,3958,Ned Flanders,EVENT CENTER,"Oh no, ""Games"" stands for Gathering of American Messengers for Evangelical Sports!",oh no games stands for gathering of american messengers for evangelical sports,12 +137589,491,63,Bart Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Sports?,263000,TRUE,8,3958,Bart Simpson,EVENT CENTER,Sports?,sports,1 +137590,491,64,"Ned Flanders: (AMUSED CHUCKLE) ""Sports"" stands for Strict Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports!",264000,TRUE,11,3958,Ned Flanders,EVENT CENTER,"""Sports"" stands for Strict Parental Oversight Rather Than Sports!",sports stands for strict parental oversight rather than sports,9 +137591,491,65,Lisa Simpson: (GLUM DISAPPOINTED SIGH),264000,FALSE,9,3958,Lisa Simpson,EVENT CENTER,NA,NA,NA +137592,491,66,"Marge Simpson: Come on kids, fun comes from inside -- it isn't about what we actually do.",270000,TRUE,1,3958,Marge Simpson,EVENT CENTER,"Come on kids, fun comes from inside -- it isn't about what we actually do.",come on kids fun comes from inside -- it isnt about what we actually do,15 +137593,491,67,Lisa Simpson: Yes it is! That's all it is!,276000,TRUE,9,3958,Lisa Simpson,EVENT CENTER,Yes it is! That's all it is!,yes it is thats all it is,7 +137594,491,68,"Marge Simpson: You're right, you're right, you're right -- let's go.",278000,TRUE,1,3958,Marge Simpson,EVENT CENTER,"You're right, you're right, you're right -- let's go.",youre right youre right youre right -- lets go,9 +137595,491,69,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Thank the Lord! Two children to play debtors in the Parable of the Unjust Steward. All the other kids are at something called the ""X-Games.""",281000,TRUE,140,3958,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,EVENT CENTER,"Thank the Lord! Two children to play debtors in the Parable of the Unjust Steward. All the other kids are at something called the ""X-Games.""",thank the lord two children to play debtors in the parable of the unjust steward all the other kids are at something called the x-games,25 +137596,491,70,(Marge's Car: INT. MARGE'S CAR - driving - early evening),294000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +137597,491,71,"Marge Simpson: I'm sorry, gang. I blew it.",294000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"I'm sorry, gang. I blew it.",im sorry gang i blew it,6 +137598,491,72,"Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED SIGH, THEN SOTTO) I hate it when grown-ups call kids ""gang.""",298000,TRUE,8,102,Bart Simpson,Marge's Car,"I hate it when grown-ups call kids ""gang.""",i hate it when grown-ups call kids gang,8 +137599,491,73,"Lisa Simpson: Don't worry about it, Mom. Dad will take us on a great outing next weekend.",298000,TRUE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,"Don't worry about it, Mom. Dad will take us on a great outing next weekend.",dont worry about it mom dad will take us on a great outing next weekend,15 +137600,491,74,"Marge Simpson: Why do old squirrels always crawl into my engine to die? (MURMURS, TO KIDS) Guess we'll be making an unscheduled pit stop, gang.",308000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"Why do old squirrels always crawl into my engine to die? Guess we'll be making an unscheduled pit stop, gang.",why do old squirrels always crawl into my engine to die guess well be making an unscheduled pit stop gang,20 +137601,491,75,Bart Simpson: We're not a gang! Gangs are cool!,317000,TRUE,8,102,Bart Simpson,Marge's Car,We're not a gang! Gangs are cool!,were not a gang gangs are cool,7 +137602,491,76,(Highway: EXT. highway - night - continuous),322000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +137603,491,77,(STRANGE NEIGHBORHOOD: EXT. STRANGE NEIGHBORHOOD - NIGHT),322000,FALSE,NA,3959,NA,STRANGE NEIGHBORHOOD,NA,NA,NA +137604,491,78,(Simpson Car: INT. simpsonS car - continuous),322000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +137605,491,79,"Bart Simpson: Um Mom, where are we?",322000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,"Um Mom, where are we?",um mom where are we,5 +137606,491,80,Marge Simpson: Nowhere scary!,324000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,Nowhere scary!,nowhere scary,2 +137607,491,81,(ETHIOPIAN NEIGHBORHOOD: EXT. ETHIOPIAN NEIGHBORHOOD - CONTINUOUS),329000,FALSE,NA,3960,NA,ETHIOPIAN NEIGHBORHOOD,NA,NA,NA +137608,491,82,Marge Simpson: Everything's fine... we'll just wait here for the tow truck.,329000,TRUE,1,3960,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN NEIGHBORHOOD,Everything's fine... we'll just wait here for the tow truck.,everythings fine well just wait here for the tow truck,10 +137609,491,83,"Marge Simpson: (SEES SOMETHING, REALLY SCARED) That newborn has earrings!",336000,TRUE,1,3960,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN NEIGHBORHOOD,That newborn has earrings!,that newborn has earrings,4 +137610,491,84,(Little Ethiopia: EXT. LITTLE ETHIOPIA - STREET - NIGHT),341000,FALSE,NA,3961,NA,Little Ethiopia,NA,NA,NA +137611,491,85,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, we're hungry!",341000,TRUE,9,3961,Lisa Simpson,Little Ethiopia,"Mom, we're hungry!",mom were hungry,3 +137612,491,86,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR) I guess we could make a sprint for one of these local establishments.,345000,TRUE,1,3961,Marge Simpson,Little Ethiopia,I guess we could make a sprint for one of these local establishments.,i guess we could make a sprint for one of these local establishments,13 +137613,491,87,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMURS),345000,FALSE,1,3961,Marge Simpson,Little Ethiopia,NA,NA,NA +137614,491,88,Marge Simpson: They're using pancakes as spoons!,357000,TRUE,1,3961,Marge Simpson,Little Ethiopia,They're using pancakes as spoons!,theyre using pancakes as spoons,5 +137615,491,89,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, let's see what else they do wrong!",359000,TRUE,1,3961,Marge Simpson,Little Ethiopia,"Ooo, let's see what else they do wrong!",ooo lets see what else they do wrong,8 +137616,491,90,(ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT: INT. ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT - a little later),371000,FALSE,NA,3962,NA,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,NA,NA,NA +137617,491,91,Marge Simpson: They're selling CDs in the restaurant.,371000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,They're selling CDs in the restaurant.,theyre selling cds in the restaurant,6 +137618,491,92,Marge Simpson: (STANDING) Back to the car.,374000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,Back to the car.,back to the car,4 +137619,491,93,Ethiopian Waitress: What can I get you?,375000,TRUE,5911,3962,Ethiopian Waitress,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,What can I get you?,what can i get you,5 +137620,491,94,"Marge Simpson: Oh, I'll just have a side salad...",377000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Oh, I'll just have a side salad...",oh ill just have a side salad,7 +137621,491,95,Ethiopian Waitress: We have no side salad.,380000,TRUE,5911,3962,Ethiopian Waitress,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,We have no side salad.,we have no side salad,5 +137622,491,96,Marge Simpson: (STANDING) Back to the car!,382000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,Back to the car!,back to the car,4 +137623,491,97,"Lisa Simpson: Relax, Mom -- be adventurous.",383000,TRUE,9,3962,Lisa Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Relax, Mom -- be adventurous.",relax mom -- be adventurous,5 +137624,491,98,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, just have fun -- Dad would.",385000,TRUE,8,3962,Bart Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Yeah, just have fun -- Dad would.",yeah just have fun -- dad would,7 +137625,491,99,Marge Simpson: What's the craziest thing on the menu?,391000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,What's the craziest thing on the menu?,whats the craziest thing on the menu,7 +137685,491,159,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),646000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137627,491,101,"Ethiopian Waitress: (TAKEN ABACK) Well, that would be the... ""Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat.""",395000,TRUE,5911,3962,Ethiopian Waitress,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Well, that would be the... ""Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat.""",well that would be the zelzel minchet aletcha wat,9 +137628,491,102,Marge Simpson: (DETERMINED) Then I'll have that!,399000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,Then I'll have that!,then ill have that,4 +137629,491,103,Ethiopians: (GASP),399000,FALSE,5912,3962,Ethiopians,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,NA,NA,NA +137630,491,104,"Marge Simpson: Okay Marge, you test drove a convertible once, you can do this.",404000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Okay Marge, you test drove a convertible once, you can do this.",okay marge you test drove a convertible once you can do this,12 +137631,491,105,Marge's Taste Buds: (A FEW PLEASED MURMURS BUILDING TO MANY PLEASED MURMURS),404000,FALSE,5913,3962,Marge's Taste Buds,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,NA,NA,NA +137632,491,106,Marge Simpson: (SURPRISED AND DELIGHTED) Holy casserole-y! That's good gloop!,422000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,Holy casserole-y! That's good gloop!,holy casserole-y thats good gloop,5 +137633,491,107,"Bart Simpson: Whoa, spicy! (EATS SOME MORE) I wish I lived in Ethiopia!",428000,TRUE,8,3962,Bart Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Whoa, spicy! I wish I lived in Ethiopia!",whoa spicy i wish i lived in ethiopia,8 +137634,491,108,"Lisa Simpson: Exotic... vegetarian... I can mention it in a college essay... Mom, this is amazing!",432000,TRUE,9,3962,Lisa Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Exotic... vegetarian... I can mention it in a college essay... Mom, this is amazing!",exotic vegetarian i can mention it in a college essay mom this is amazing,14 +137635,491,109,"Comic Book Guy: (RE: MARGE) Wait, wait, wait, what is she eating? They've never served me that dish -- and I wear indigenous beaded headgear!",440000,TRUE,801,3962,Comic Book Guy,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Wait, wait, wait, what is she eating? They've never served me that dish -- and I wear indigenous beaded headgear!",wait wait wait what is she eating theyve never served me that dish -- and i wear indigenous beaded headgear,20 +137636,491,110,"Marge Simpson: (COY) Oh this, it's just a little Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat. It's all I ever eat here.",446000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Oh this, it's just a little Zelzel Minchet Aletcha Wat. It's all I ever eat here.",oh this its just a little zelzel minchet aletcha wat its all i ever eat here,16 +137637,491,111,Sideshow Mel: (GASPS) They have prepared her a dish from the... non-translated page.,453000,TRUE,699,3962,Sideshow Mel,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,They have prepared her a dish from the... non-translated page.,they have prepared her a dish from the non-translated page,10 +137638,491,112,Comic Book Guy: (IMPRESSED GASP),453000,FALSE,801,3962,Comic Book Guy,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,NA,NA,NA +137639,491,113,Bart Simpson: So grab a pancake and slurp some slop!,458000,TRUE,8,3962,Bart Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,So grab a pancake and slurp some slop!,so grab a pancake and slurp some slop,8 +137640,491,114,"Sideshow Mel: Foodies, heed my call! Commence ripping and dipping!",460000,TRUE,699,3962,Sideshow Mel,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Foodies, heed my call! Commence ripping and dipping!",foodies heed my call commence ripping and dipping,8 +137641,491,115,SIMPSONS/FOODIES: (EATING NOISES),460000,FALSE,5914,3962,SIMPSONS/FOODIES,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,NA,NA,NA +137642,491,116,"Marge Simpson: So, did all of your cars break down?",469000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"So, did all of your cars break down?",so did all of your cars break down,8 +137643,491,117,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, they're here on purpose! They're foodies.",471000,TRUE,9,3962,Lisa Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Mom, they're here on purpose! They're foodies.",mom theyre here on purpose theyre foodies,7 +137644,491,118,"Comic Book Guy: Indeed! Our passion is to seek out interesting foods, savor their exotic flavors, then blog about them.",475000,TRUE,801,3962,Comic Book Guy,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Indeed! Our passion is to seek out interesting foods, savor their exotic flavors, then blog about them.",indeed our passion is to seek out interesting foods savor their exotic flavors then blog about them,17 +137645,491,119,Foie Greg: (BRAGGING) We discovered Korean barbeque.,483000,TRUE,5915,3962,Foie Greg,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,We discovered Korean barbeque.,we discovered korean barbeque,4 +137646,491,120,Lisa Simpson: Uhh... before the Koreans?,485000,TRUE,9,3962,Lisa Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,Uhh... before the Koreans?,uhh before the koreans,4 +137647,491,121,"Amuse Bruce: (SMUG) Oh sure they cook it, but they don't ""get"" it.",487000,TRUE,5916,3962,Amuse Bruce,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"Oh sure they cook it, but they don't ""get"" it.",oh sure they cook it but they dont get it,10 +137648,491,122,"Marge Simpson: (READS FROM MENU) ""When you stick a pancake into a friend's mouth, it's a 'goorsha.'"" Everybody goorsha!",490000,TRUE,1,3962,Marge Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,"""When you stick a pancake into a friend's mouth, it's a 'goorsha.'"" Everybody goorsha!",when you stick a pancake into a friends mouth its a goorsha everybody goorsha,14 +137649,491,123,Lisa Simpson: (TOASTING) Goorsha!,496000,TRUE,9,3962,Lisa Simpson,ETHIOPIAN RESTAURANT,Goorsha!,goorsha,1 +137650,491,124,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - the next day - establishing),498000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137651,491,125,Lisa Simpson: Goorsha!,498000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Goorsha!,goorsha,1 +137652,491,126,Bart Simpson: Goorsha!,498000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Goorsha!,goorsha,1 +137653,491,127,Lisa Simpson: Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha!,499000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha! Goorsha!,goorsha goorsha goorsha goorsha goorsha,5 +137654,491,128,"Homer Simpson: Marge, the kids are acting ethnic!",502000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, the kids are acting ethnic!",marge the kids are acting ethnic,6 +137655,491,129,"Marge Simpson: Relax, Homie. Have some leftover Galalalalalalalalah.",504000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Relax, Homie. Have some leftover Galalalalalalalalah.",relax homie have some leftover galalalalalalalalah,6 +137656,491,130,"Homer Simpson: Oh no, I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before!",511000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh no, I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before!",oh no i dont eat anything new unless ive eaten it before,12 +137657,491,131,"Bart Simpson: Aw, come on, Dad, be a foodie! You're already a fatty and a drunkie!",516000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, come on, Dad, be a foodie! You're already a fatty and a drunkie!",aw come on dad be a foodie youre already a fatty and a drunkie,14 +137658,491,132,"Homer Simpson: I don't want to think about food, I want to like it. Why drive across town to ""savor"" a bowl of mystery mush when there's four different Krustyburgers we can see from our house?",520000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't want to think about food, I want to like it. Why drive across town to ""savor"" a bowl of mystery mush when there's four different Krustyburgers we can see from our house?",i dont want to think about food i want to like it why drive across town to savor a bowl of mystery mush when theres four different krustyburgers we can see from our house,34 +137659,491,133,"Homer Simpson: Oh, and here's my favorite restaurant: ""la fridge!"" It's open twenty-four hours a day and there's no dress code!",532000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, and here's my favorite restaurant: ""la fridge!"" It's open twenty-four hours a day and there's no dress code!",oh and heres my favorite restaurant la fridge its open twenty-four hours a day and theres no dress code,19 +137660,491,134,Lisa Simpson: What kind of American man doesn't want to explore global food culture?,544000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What kind of American man doesn't want to explore global food culture?,what kind of american man doesnt want to explore global food culture,12 +137661,491,135,Bart Simpson: And then brag about it on the internet!,547000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,And then brag about it on the internet!,and then brag about it on the internet,8 +137662,491,136,"Lisa Simpson: We should start our own food blog... (THINKS) ""The Three Mouthketeers!""",549000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"We should start our own food blog... ""The Three Mouthketeers!""",we should start our own food blog the three mouthketeers,10 +137663,491,137,"Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) ""Three?"" You mean, one, two... me?",556000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Three?"" You mean, one, two... me?",three you mean one two me,6 +137664,491,138,Female Singer: (INTRO/CHORUS) WE'RE BLOGGIN' A FOOD BLOG / MARGE AND BART AND LISA AS ONE NOW / WE'RE HAVIN' FUN NOW...,569000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,WE'RE BLOGGIN' A FOOD BLOG / MARGE AND BART AND LISA AS ONE NOW / WE'RE HAVIN' FUN NOW...,were bloggin a food blog marge and bart and lisa as one now were havin fun now,17 +137665,491,139,Amuse Bruce: THROWIN' DOWN MAD FOODIE GAME / KNOWIN' ALL THE CHEF'S NAMES,581000,TRUE,5916,5,Amuse Bruce,Simpson Home,THROWIN' DOWN MAD FOODIE GAME / KNOWIN' ALL THE CHEF'S NAMES,throwin down mad foodie game knowin all the chefs names,10 +137666,491,140,Foie Greg: ROLLIN' INTO K-TOWN / BIMBIMBAP AND BULGOGI,585000,TRUE,5915,5,Foie Greg,Simpson Home,ROLLIN' INTO K-TOWN / BIMBIMBAP AND BULGOGI,rollin into k-town bimbimbap and bulgogi,6 +137667,491,141,Amuse Bruce: THE HOTTIES THAT I CHILL WITH / ARE SRIRACHA AND KIMCHI,587000,TRUE,5916,5,Amuse Bruce,Simpson Home,THE HOTTIES THAT I CHILL WITH / ARE SRIRACHA AND KIMCHI,the hotties that i chill with are sriracha and kimchi,10 +137668,491,142,Foie Greg: HOUSE-MADE TERRINES / MY DUCKS ALWAYS CONFIT,590000,TRUE,5915,5,Foie Greg,Simpson Home,HOUSE-MADE TERRINES / MY DUCKS ALWAYS CONFIT,house-made terrines my ducks always confit,6 +137669,491,143,Amuse Bruce: I BRAISE WITH A BILLION MORE BTUS THAN I NEED,593000,TRUE,5916,5,Amuse Bruce,Simpson Home,I BRAISE WITH A BILLION MORE BTUS THAN I NEED,i braise with a billion more btus than i need,10 +137670,491,144,"Foie Greg: COOK THANKSGIVING TURKEY IN A TRASH BAG, SOUS-VIDE",595000,TRUE,5915,5,Foie Greg,Simpson Home,"COOK THANKSGIVING TURKEY IN A TRASH BAG, SOUS-VIDE",cook thanksgiving turkey in a trash bag sous-vide,8 +137671,491,145,Amuse Bruce: A FUMATORE IN BRINDISI FEDEXES ME SALAMI,598000,TRUE,5916,5,Amuse Bruce,Simpson Home,A FUMATORE IN BRINDISI FEDEXES ME SALAMI,a fumatore in brindisi fedexes me salami,7 +137672,491,146,Foie Greg: DON'T SCOOP ME GELATO UNLESS IT'S GOT UMAMI,601000,TRUE,5915,5,Foie Greg,Simpson Home,DON'T SCOOP ME GELATO UNLESS IT'S GOT UMAMI,dont scoop me gelato unless its got umami,8 +137673,491,147,Amuse Bruce: I'LL BE FRANK LIKE BRUNI / RUTHLESS LIKE REICHL,604000,TRUE,5916,5,Amuse Bruce,Simpson Home,I'LL BE FRANK LIKE BRUNI / RUTHLESS LIKE REICHL,ill be frank like bruni ruthless like reichl,8 +137674,491,148,Foie Greg: WILEY LIKE DUFRESNE WHEN I TAKE THE MIC OUT / RHYME ABOUT RADICCHIO,607000,TRUE,5915,5,Foie Greg,Simpson Home,WILEY LIKE DUFRESNE WHEN I TAKE THE MIC OUT / RHYME ABOUT RADICCHIO,wiley like dufresne when i take the mic out rhyme about radicchio,12 +137675,491,149,Amuse Bruce: CRITICIZE COLICCHIO / EVERY PUB IS GASTRO,611000,TRUE,5916,5,Amuse Bruce,Simpson Home,CRITICIZE COLICCHIO / EVERY PUB IS GASTRO,criticize colicchio every pub is gastro,6 +137676,491,150,Foie Greg: ALL MY BEEF CARPACCIO,613000,TRUE,5915,5,Foie Greg,Simpson Home,ALL MY BEEF CARPACCIO,all my beef carpaccio,4 +137677,491,151,"Amuse Bruce: THROW IT IN THE (""PHUH"") PHO YO",615000,TRUE,5916,5,Amuse Bruce,Simpson Home,THROW IT IN THE PHO YO,throw it in the pho yo,6 +137678,491,152,"Foie Greg: AND DONTCHA CALL THAT (""PHUH"") PHO (""PHO"") PHO",616000,TRUE,5915,5,Foie Greg,Simpson Home,AND DONTCHA CALL THAT PHO PHO,and dontcha call that pho pho,6 +137679,491,153,Amuse Bruce: TALK ABOUT BROTH-SQUIRTIN' DUMPLINGS / DUMPLINGS / DUMPLINGS / DUMPLINGS...,618000,TRUE,5916,5,Amuse Bruce,Simpson Home,TALK ABOUT BROTH-SQUIRTIN' DUMPLINGS / DUMPLINGS / DUMPLINGS / DUMPLINGS...,talk about broth-squirtin dumplings dumplings dumplings dumplings,7 +137680,491,154,"Female Singer: (INTRO/CHORUS) WE'RE BLOGGIN' A FOOD BLOG / UPLOADING PICS WITH OUR FUN MOM, FUN MOM, FUN MOM...",621000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,"WE'RE BLOGGIN' A FOOD BLOG / UPLOADING PICS WITH OUR FUN MOM, FUN MOM, FUN MOM...",were bloggin a food blog uploading pics with our fun mom fun mom fun mom,15 +137681,491,155,Lisa Simpson: People are loving our list of Springfield's top ninety-nine Afghan restaurants.,636000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,People are loving our list of Springfield's top ninety-nine Afghan restaurants.,people are loving our list of springfields top ninety-nine afghan restaurants,11 +137682,491,156,Bart Simpson: I feel bad for all those places that didn't make the cut.,640000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I feel bad for all those places that didn't make the cut.,i feel bad for all those places that didnt make the cut,12 +137683,491,157,"Homer Simpson: All right, food nerds, reality check...",643000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, food nerds, reality check...",all right food nerds reality check,6 +137684,491,158,"Homer Simpson: All the food in those pictures is poop by now. Minds blown, you're welcome.",646000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"All the food in those pictures is poop by now. Minds blown, you're welcome.",all the food in those pictures is poop by now minds blown youre welcome,14 +137686,491,160,Homer Simpson: I'll remind you kids what real fun is!,654000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll remind you kids what real fun is!,ill remind you kids what real fun is,8 +137687,491,161,"Krusty the Clown: Hey hey, kids! (LAUGHS) Krustyland has a new ride! The Eyeballs Of Death!",657000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Hey hey, kids! Krustyland has a new ride! The Eyeballs Of Death!",hey hey kids krustyland has a new ride the eyeballs of death,12 +137688,491,162,Krusty the Clown: It only passed the safety panel by a three to two vote! And that third vote didn't come cheap! (LAUGHS),663000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,It only passed the safety panel by a three to two vote! And that third vote didn't come cheap!,it only passed the safety panel by a three to two vote and that third vote didnt come cheap,19 +137689,491,163,Homer Simpson: And I've got tickets for the grand opening Saturday night!,670000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And I've got tickets for the grand opening Saturday night!,and ive got tickets for the grand opening saturday night,10 +137690,491,164,Lisa Simpson: Whoa! / Cool!,673000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Whoa! / Cool!,whoa cool,2 +137691,491,165,"Marge Simpson: Uh, kids... don't forget about our special plans Saturday night.",675000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, kids... don't forget about our special plans Saturday night.",uh kids dont forget about our special plans saturday night,10 +137692,491,166,"Bart Simpson: Oh sorry, Dad. Our blog is so popular, we got an invitation to the most exclusive restaurant in town. Kent Brockman himself could only get a reservation at five-thirty or nine-thirty!",679000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh sorry, Dad. Our blog is so popular, we got an invitation to the most exclusive restaurant in town. Kent Brockman himself could only get a reservation at five-thirty or nine-thirty!",oh sorry dad our blog is so popular we got an invitation to the most exclusive restaurant in town kent brockman himself could only get a reservation at five-thirty or nine-thirty,31 +137693,491,167,"Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLES) It's called ""El Chemistri"" and they use science to make the food!",693000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's called ""El Chemistri"" and they use science to make the food!",its called el chemistri and they use science to make the food,12 +137694,491,168,Spanish Chef: Behold... pine needle sorbet!,699000,TRUE,5917,5,Spanish Chef,Simpson Home,Behold... pine needle sorbet!,behold pine needle sorbet,4 +137695,491,169,Marge Simpson: (DROOLING NOISES),699000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137696,491,170,"Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) Pine needle... sorbet... (LOSING IT) Pine needle sorbet!! My kids do not eat sorbet, they eat sherbet, and they pronounce it ""sherbert"" and they wish it was ice cream!",704000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Pine needle... sorbet... Pine needle sorbet!! My kids do not eat sorbet, they eat sherbet, and they pronounce it ""sherbert"" and they wish it was ice cream!",pine needle sorbet pine needle sorbet my kids do not eat sorbet they eat sherbet and they pronounce it sherbert and they wish it was ice cream,27 +137697,491,171,"Bart Simpson: Sorry, Dad -- this is our thing now.",716000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sorry, Dad -- this is our thing now.",sorry dad -- this is our thing now,8 +137698,491,172,"Homer Simpson: Fine. Blow off ""Fun Dad,"" go eat your walrus mustaches and deep-fried pixie wangs.",719000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine. Blow off ""Fun Dad,"" go eat your walrus mustaches and deep-fried pixie wangs.",fine blow off fun dad go eat your walrus mustaches and deep-fried pixie wangs,14 +137699,491,173,"Marge Simpson: Don't be so jealous, Homie, just because the kids are finally having fun doing something with me.",727000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't be so jealous, Homie, just because the kids are finally having fun doing something with me.",dont be so jealous homie just because the kids are finally having fun doing something with me,17 +137700,491,174,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED NOISE) Jealous? Me?! (DESPERATE HAUGHTINESS) That is to laugh! The very idea... if anything (CRAZY LAUGH) you're the one who's jealous!,733000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Jealous? Me?! That is to laugh! The very idea... if anything you're the one who's jealous!,jealous me that is to laugh the very idea if anything youre the one whos jealous,16 +137701,491,175,Marge Simpson: Of what?,741000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Of what?,of what,2 +137702,491,176,Homer Simpson: (HEAVING SOBS) Of how much fun I am to be around! (SMALL SOB) It's always a party with (MASSIVE SOB) Fun Dad!,747000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Of how much fun I am to be around! It's always a party with Fun Dad!,of how much fun i am to be around its always a party with fun dad,16 +137703,491,177,Homer Simpson: (SOBS) Too sad to walk! Too sad and fun to walk...,762000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Too sad to walk! Too sad and fun to walk...,too sad to walk too sad and fun to walk,10 +137704,491,178,Marge Simpson: What are you doing?,774000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +137705,491,179,"Homer Simpson: (SULKY) When I'm sad, I make baseball bats.",776000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"When I'm sad, I make baseball bats.",when im sad i make baseball bats,7 +137706,491,180,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I don't want you to feel excluded. Would you like to come with us to dinner at El Chemistri?",779000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I don't want you to feel excluded. Would you like to come with us to dinner at El Chemistri?",homie i dont want you to feel excluded would you like to come with us to dinner at el chemistri,20 +137707,491,181,Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) Really? You'd let me in on your thing? Even though I think it's stupid?,786000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? You'd let me in on your thing? Even though I think it's stupid?,really youd let me in on your thing even though i think its stupid,14 +137708,491,182,Marge Simpson: Of course.,792000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Of course.,of course,2 +137709,491,183,"Homer Simpson: (DELIGHTED) Hand me that saw, Marge!",794000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hand me that saw, Marge!",hand me that saw marge,5 +137710,491,184,Marge Simpson: Why?,795000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why?,why,1 +137711,491,185,"Homer Simpson: When I'm happy, I make birdhouses!",796000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"When I'm happy, I make birdhouses!",when im happy i make birdhouses,6 +137712,491,186,Homer Simpson: Kids! Guess what? Mom invited me to your fancy dinner!,799000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Kids! Guess what? Mom invited me to your fancy dinner!,kids guess what mom invited me to your fancy dinner,10 +137714,491,188,Homer Simpson: I guess Fun Dad is a foodie now!,803000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess Fun Dad is a foodie now!,i guess fun dad is a foodie now,8 +137715,491,189,Homer Simpson: (CHANTING) Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!,806000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!,food dad food dad food dad,6 +137716,491,190,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR),806000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137717,491,191,Marge Simpson: (MOANS IN HER SLEEP),806000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137718,491,192,(MARGE'S DREAM: ext. marge's dream - SINGAPORE - street food market - night),814000,FALSE,NA,3963,NA,MARGE'S DREAM,NA,NA,NA +137719,491,193,TONY BOURDAIN: I'm food bad-boy Tony Bourdain. There's nowhere I won't go and nothing I won't eat -- as long as I'm paid in emeralds and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne.,814000,TRUE,5918,3963,TONY BOURDAIN,MARGE'S DREAM,I'm food bad-boy Tony Bourdain. There's nowhere I won't go and nothing I won't eat -- as long as I'm paid in emeralds and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne.,im food bad-boy tony bourdain theres nowhere i wont go and nothing i wont eat -- as long as im paid in emeralds and my hotel room has a bidet that shoots warm champagne,34 +137720,491,194,"TONY BOURDAIN: I'm here at a Singapore street-food market with famous blogging family, the Three Mouthketeers.",824000,TRUE,5918,3963,TONY BOURDAIN,MARGE'S DREAM,"I'm here at a Singapore street-food market with famous blogging family, the Three Mouthketeers.",im here at a singapore street-food market with famous blogging family the three mouthketeers,14 +137721,491,195,"TONY BOURDAIN: Marge, you've got to try some of this ""hang hir kuay chap.""",829000,TRUE,5918,3963,TONY BOURDAIN,MARGE'S DREAM,"Marge, you've got to try some of this ""hang hir kuay chap.""",marge youve got to try some of this hang hir kuay chap,12 +137722,491,196,"Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Ooo, triple spicy barbequed stingray stuffed with pig organs!",832000,TRUE,1,3963,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S DREAM,"Ooo, triple spicy barbequed stingray stuffed with pig organs!",ooo triple spicy barbequed stingray stuffed with pig organs,9 +137723,491,197,Homer Simpson: Fun Dad is a foodie now!,837000,TRUE,2,3963,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S DREAM,Fun Dad is a foodie now!,fun dad is a foodie now,6 +137724,491,198,"Homer Simpson: (TRIUMPHANT SWALLOWING NOISE, THEN) This is my thing and always will be!",843000,TRUE,2,3963,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S DREAM,This is my thing and always will be!,this is my thing and always will be,8 +137725,491,199,Lisa Simpson: Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!,848000,TRUE,9,3963,Lisa Simpson,MARGE'S DREAM,Food Dad! Food Dad! Food Dad!,food dad food dad food dad,6 +137726,491,200,Mario Batali: Everything's more fun with Homer!,856000,TRUE,5919,3963,Mario Batali,MARGE'S DREAM,Everything's more fun with Homer!,everythings more fun with homer,5 +137727,491,201,"Swedish Chef: (SWEDISH CHEF VERSION OF ""EVERYTHING'S MORE FUN WITH HOMER"" NOISES)",856000,FALSE,5920,3963,Swedish Chef,MARGE'S DREAM,NA,NA,NA +137728,491,202,Lisa Simpson: (BOUNCING NOISES),856000,FALSE,9,3963,Lisa Simpson,MARGE'S DREAM,NA,NA,NA +137729,491,203,Marge Simpson: But this was all I had!,869000,TRUE,1,3963,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S DREAM,But this was all I had!,but this was all i had,6 +137730,491,204,"BRITISH VOICE: Stop your bloody whingeing, Marge.",871000,TRUE,5921,3963,BRITISH VOICE,MARGE'S DREAM,"Stop your bloody whingeing, Marge.",stop your bloody whingeing marge,5 +137731,491,205,Marge Simpson: (SCARED NOISE) Gordon Ramsay!,873000,TRUE,1,3963,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S DREAM,Gordon Ramsay!,gordon ramsay,2 +137732,491,206,"Gordon Ramsay: You (BLEEP)-ed it up, big blue, didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder! You're not as (BLEEP)-ing fun as him, and you never will be!",875000,TRUE,5922,3963,Gordon Ramsay,MARGE'S DREAM,"You -ed it up, big blue, didn't you? Why did you invite Homer? He stole your bloody thunder! You're not as -ing fun as him, and you never will be!",you -ed it up big blue didnt you why did you invite homer he stole your bloody thunder youre not as -ing fun as him and you never will be,30 +137733,491,207,"Gordon Ramsay: Darling, darling, crying's not fun! Homer's fun! Now get out of my dream!",885000,TRUE,5922,3963,Gordon Ramsay,MARGE'S DREAM,"Darling, darling, crying's not fun! Homer's fun! Now get out of my dream!",darling darling cryings not fun homers fun now get out of my dream,13 +137734,491,208,Marge Simpson: It's my dream!,890000,TRUE,1,3963,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S DREAM,It's my dream!,its my dream,3 +137735,491,209,Gordon Ramsay: Not any more it's not! Ramsay awake!,891000,TRUE,5922,3963,Gordon Ramsay,MARGE'S DREAM,Not any more it's not! Ramsay awake!,not any more its not ramsay awake,7 +137736,491,210,(English Bedroom: int. english bedroom - night),894000,FALSE,NA,3964,NA,English Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +137737,491,211,Gordon Ramsay: What the hell was that?!,894000,TRUE,5922,3964,Gordon Ramsay,English Bedroom,What the hell was that?!,what the hell was that,5 +137738,491,212,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - night),899000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137739,491,213,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE),899000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137740,491,214,Homer Simpson: (SLEEP TALKING) Fun me... fun me... fun me...,899000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fun me... fun me... fun me...,fun me fun me fun me,6 +137741,491,215,"Marge Simpson: (TENSE) Kids, I was thinking... was it really such a great idea to invite your father to that dinner?",903000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Kids, I was thinking... was it really such a great idea to invite your father to that dinner?",kids i was thinking was it really such a great idea to invite your father to that dinner,18 +137742,491,216,Bart Simpson: Relax -- Dad will be the life of the party. He'll be the fourth Mouth-keteer.,907000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Relax -- Dad will be the life of the party. He'll be the fourth Mouth-keteer.,relax -- dad will be the life of the party hell be the fourth mouth-keteer,15 +137743,491,217,Marge Simpson: But there weren't Four Musketeers...,912000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But there weren't Four Musketeers...,but there werent four musketeers,5 +137744,491,218,"Lisa Simpson: Yeah-huh: (QUICKLY) Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan.",915000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah-huh: Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D'Artagnan.",yeah-huh athos porthos aramis and dartagnan,6 +137807,491,281,"Cletus Spuckler: Oh honey, I always liked yer home-cooked better anyways.",1160000,TRUE,1413,3968,Cletus Spuckler,Meth Lab,"Oh honey, I always liked yer home-cooked better anyways.",oh honey i always liked yer home-cooked better anyways,9 +137745,491,219,Marge Simpson: (LOSING IT) D'Artagnan wasn't a musketeer! He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards -- (STRIDENT) which he lost!,918000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,D'Artagnan wasn't a musketeer! He only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards -- which he lost!,dartagnan wasnt a musketeer he only had a letter of introduction to the captain of the guards -- which he lost,21 +137746,491,220,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - homer's workstation - day),928000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +137747,491,221,"Homer Simpson: You know, I'm pretty excited about this far-out dinner. Maybe I'll like it.",928000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You know, I'm pretty excited about this far-out dinner. Maybe I'll like it.",you know im pretty excited about this far-out dinner maybe ill like it,13 +137748,491,222,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - kitchen - Intercut),931000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137749,491,223,"Marge Simpson: (EDGY) Oh, I doubt it. You sit at communal tables, full of hipsters.",931000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I doubt it. You sit at communal tables, full of hipsters.",oh i doubt it you sit at communal tables full of hipsters,12 +137750,491,224,"Homer Simpson: Well, actually, I've come around on hipsters. Takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.",935000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, actually, I've come around on hipsters. Takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat.",well actually ive come around on hipsters takes a lot of guts to all wear the same hat,18 +137751,491,225,"Marge Simpson: And the food will all be weird foams -- cooked with chemicals, or served in a test tube. It's too crazy for you.",939000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"And the food will all be weird foams -- cooked with chemicals, or served in a test tube. It's too crazy for you.",and the food will all be weird foams -- cooked with chemicals or served in a test tube its too crazy for you,23 +137752,491,226,"Homer Simpson: (OBLIVIOUS) So it's weird -- don't worry, I'll make it fun.",946000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So it's weird -- don't worry, I'll make it fun.",so its weird -- dont worry ill make it fun,10 +137753,491,227,"Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) Yeah, you always do. Well, here's where to meet us...",949000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, you always do. Well, here's where to meet us...",yeah you always do well heres where to meet us,10 +137754,491,228,"Marge Simpson: 1501 W-- (CUTS HERSELF OFF, GETTING IDEA) East Oak Street.",953000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,1501 W-- East Oak Street.,1501 w-- east oak street,5 +137755,491,229,"Homer Simpson: East Oak Street, is that it?",959000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"East Oak Street, is that it?",east oak street is that it,6 +137756,491,230,Marge Simpson: Uhh... (MAKES DECISION) Yes! Yes! East Oak Street. That's where you should go. (FORCED UPBEAT) See ya there!,961000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Uhh... Yes! Yes! East Oak Street. That's where you should go. See ya there!,uhh yes yes east oak street thats where you should go see ya there,14 +137757,491,231,Marge Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) Don't you judge me.,967000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't you judge me.,dont you judge me,4 +137758,491,232,Maggie Simpson: (JUDGMENTAL SUCKS),967000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137759,491,233,"Marge Simpson: Eh, save it for the sitter!",970000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Eh, save it for the sitter!",eh save it for the sitter,6 +137760,491,234,(El Chemistri: EXT. El Chemistri - 1501 WEST oak STREET - CONTinuous),974000,FALSE,NA,3965,NA,El Chemistri,NA,NA,NA +137761,491,235,"Spanish Chef: Welcome to El Chemistri. Pease place these mints in your mouth. And when your table's ready, they will vibrate.",974000,TRUE,5917,3965,Spanish Chef,El Chemistri,"Welcome to El Chemistri. Pease place these mints in your mouth. And when your table's ready, they will vibrate.",welcome to el chemistri pease place these mints in your mouth and when your tables ready they will vibrate,19 +137762,491,236,Spanish Chef: (INTRIGUED MURMUR),974000,FALSE,5917,3965,Spanish Chef,El Chemistri,NA,NA,NA +137763,491,237,(WRONG ADDRESS: EXT. WRONG ADDRESS - 1501 EAST oak STREET - evening),989000,FALSE,NA,3966,NA,WRONG ADDRESS,NA,NA,NA +137764,491,238,Homer Simpson: Here it is: 1501 East Oak. (KNOWING) No name on the door -- very trendy.,989000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,Here it is: 1501 East Oak. No name on the door -- very trendy.,here it is 1501 east oak no name on the door -- very trendy,14 +137765,491,239,Thug: (GRUFF) What do you want?,996000,TRUE,5923,3966,Thug,WRONG ADDRESS,What do you want?,what do you want,4 +137766,491,240,Homer Simpson: Is this the chemical kitchen place where you do the crazy cooking?,997000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,Is this the chemical kitchen place where you do the crazy cooking?,is this the chemical kitchen place where you do the crazy cooking,12 +137767,491,241,"Thug: Quiet, man!",1000000,TRUE,5923,3966,Thug,WRONG ADDRESS,"Quiet, man!",quiet man,2 +137768,491,242,Homer Simpson: The experience begins!,1001000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,The experience begins!,the experience begins,3 +137769,491,243,Homer Simpson: (GETTING YANKED NOISE),1001000,FALSE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,NA,NA,NA +137770,491,244,(REAL EL CHEMISTRI: EXT. REAL EL CHEMISTRI - CONTINUOUS - ESTABLISHING),1005000,FALSE,NA,3967,NA,REAL EL CHEMISTRI,NA,NA,NA +137771,491,245,Bart Simpson: Where's Dad?,1005000,TRUE,8,3967,Bart Simpson,REAL EL CHEMISTRI,Where's Dad?,wheres dad,2 +137772,491,246,"Marge Simpson: Um... I don't know. Probably changed his mind and stopped off for donuts. (AWKWARD LAUGH, THEN UNCOMFORTABLE NOISE)",1006000,TRUE,1,3967,Marge Simpson,REAL EL CHEMISTRI,Um... I don't know. Probably changed his mind and stopped off for donuts.,um i dont know probably changed his mind and stopped off for donuts,13 +137773,491,247,"Spanish Chef: Before you is a deconstructed Caesar salad: romaine lettuce gel, egg yolk ice, crouton foam and anchovy air. You eat it like this: (QUICKLY) gel-ice-foam-air-foam-ice-gel-foam-air.",1015000,TRUE,5917,3967,Spanish Chef,REAL EL CHEMISTRI,"Before you is a deconstructed Caesar salad: romaine lettuce gel, egg yolk ice, crouton foam and anchovy air. You eat it like this: gel-ice-foam-air-foam-ice-gel-foam-air.",before you is a deconstructed caesar salad romaine lettuce gel egg yolk ice crouton foam and anchovy air you eat it like this gel-ice-foam-air-foam-ice-gel-foam-air,24 +137774,491,248,(WRONG ADDRESS: inT. WRONG ADDRESS - 1501 EAST oak STREET - CONTinuous),1032000,FALSE,NA,3966,NA,WRONG ADDRESS,NA,NA,NA +137775,491,249,Homer Simpson: Just like Marge said -- chemicals and test tubes. (TO THUG) The open kitchen is a nice touch.,1032000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,Just like Marge said -- chemicals and test tubes. The open kitchen is a nice touch.,just like marge said -- chemicals and test tubes the open kitchen is a nice touch,16 +137776,491,250,"Homer Simpson: I guess I'll get started before my family gets here. How much for a taste, you know, just to get me going?",1037000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,"I guess I'll get started before my family gets here. How much for a taste, you know, just to get me going?",i guess ill get started before my family gets here how much for a taste you know just to get me going,22 +137777,491,251,Thug: Fifty bucks.,1042000,TRUE,5923,3966,Thug,WRONG ADDRESS,Fifty bucks.,fifty bucks,2 +137778,491,252,"Homer Simpson: Ouch, this place is fancy.",1043000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,"Ouch, this place is fancy.",ouch this place is fancy,5 +137779,491,253,(REAL EL CHEMISTRI: inT. REAL El Chemistri - CONTinuous),1046000,FALSE,NA,3967,NA,REAL EL CHEMISTRI,NA,NA,NA +137780,491,254,"Spanish Chef: The next course is... ""Regret.""",1046000,TRUE,5917,3967,Spanish Chef,REAL EL CHEMISTRI,"The next course is... ""Regret.""",the next course is regret,5 +137781,491,255,FOODIES: (RAPTUROUS MOANS),1046000,FALSE,5924,3967,FOODIES,REAL EL CHEMISTRI,NA,NA,NA +137782,491,256,(WRONG ADDRESS: INT. WRONG ADDRESS - MEANWHILE),1059000,FALSE,NA,3966,NA,WRONG ADDRESS,NA,NA,NA +137783,491,257,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Hipsters... (ROLLS EYES) Too cool for school...,1059000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,Hipsters... Too cool for school...,hipsters too cool for school,5 +137784,491,258,Thug: You don't look like the kind of guy who does this.,1062000,TRUE,5923,3966,Thug,WRONG ADDRESS,You don't look like the kind of guy who does this.,you dont look like the kind of guy who does this,11 +137785,491,259,"Homer Simpson: Well, my wife thinks it's too crazy for me, but I'm gonna prove her wrong.",1065000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,"Well, my wife thinks it's too crazy for me, but I'm gonna prove her wrong.",well my wife thinks its too crazy for me but im gonna prove her wrong,15 +137786,491,260,Homer Simpson: (DELIGHTED CHUCKLE) I'm doing this for my family!,1070000,TRUE,2,3966,Homer Simpson,WRONG ADDRESS,I'm doing this for my family!,im doing this for my family,6 +137787,491,261,(Meth Lab: int. meth lab - continuous),1079000,FALSE,NA,3968,NA,Meth Lab,NA,NA,NA +137788,491,262,"Chief Wiggum: All right, breaking baddies, drop the meth!",1079000,TRUE,71,3968,Chief Wiggum,Meth Lab,"All right, breaking baddies, drop the meth!",all right breaking baddies drop the meth,7 +137789,491,263,Chief Wiggum: (PANICKY) Pick up the meth! Pick up the meth!,1084000,TRUE,71,3968,Chief Wiggum,Meth Lab,Pick up the meth! Pick up the meth!,pick up the meth pick up the meth,8 +137790,491,264,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE) This better be dinner theater!,1087000,TRUE,2,3968,Homer Simpson,Meth Lab,This better be dinner theater!,this better be dinner theater,5 +137791,491,265,(El Chemistri: INT. El ChemistrI - MEANWHILE),1089000,FALSE,NA,3965,NA,El Chemistri,NA,NA,NA +137792,491,266,Spanish Chef: And now... pork chops one hundred ways!,1089000,TRUE,5917,3965,Spanish Chef,El Chemistri,And now... pork chops one hundred ways!,and now pork chops one hundred ways,7 +137793,491,267,Bart Simpson: A hundred pork chops!,1092000,TRUE,8,3965,Bart Simpson,El Chemistri,A hundred pork chops!,a hundred pork chops,4 +137794,491,268,Lisa Simpson: I can't believe Dad is missing this!,1097000,TRUE,9,3965,Lisa Simpson,El Chemistri,I can't believe Dad is missing this!,i cant believe dad is missing this,7 +137795,491,269,"Marge Simpson: Sure, your Dad's great, but I'm fun too -- look at me eat, huh! (GOBBLES FOOD, HOMER-LIKE EATING NOISES) D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!",1100000,TRUE,1,3965,Marge Simpson,El Chemistri,"Sure, your Dad's great, but I'm fun too -- look at me eat, huh! D'oh! D'oh! D'oh!",sure your dads great but im fun too -- look at me eat huh doh doh doh,17 +137796,491,270,Marge Simpson: Who am I kidding? I'm not enjoying this -- even the foam tastes like nothing. (SIGHS) I'm calling Homer.,1109000,TRUE,1,3965,Marge Simpson,El Chemistri,Who am I kidding? I'm not enjoying this -- even the foam tastes like nothing. I'm calling Homer.,who am i kidding im not enjoying this -- even the foam tastes like nothing im calling homer,18 +137797,491,271,Homer Simpson: Marge! This isn't a food restaurant! It's a meth restaurant! A meth-taurant!,1117000,TRUE,2,3965,Homer Simpson,El Chemistri,Marge! This isn't a food restaurant! It's a meth restaurant! A meth-taurant!,marge this isnt a food restaurant its a meth restaurant a meth-taurant,12 +137798,491,272,Homer Simpson: (SCARED SHRIEK),1117000,FALSE,2,3965,Homer Simpson,El Chemistri,NA,NA,NA +137799,491,273,"Marge Simpson: (GASPS) Foodies, help me! My husband's in danger!",1124000,TRUE,1,3965,Marge Simpson,El Chemistri,"Foodies, help me! My husband's in danger!",foodies help me my husbands in danger,7 +137800,491,274,Amuse Bruce: (MOAN) We can't leave now. We haven't had the root vegetables cooked in the perfect vacuum of outer space!,1128000,TRUE,5916,3965,Amuse Bruce,El Chemistri,We can't leave now. We haven't had the root vegetables cooked in the perfect vacuum of outer space!,we cant leave now we havent had the root vegetables cooked in the perfect vacuum of outer space,18 +137801,491,275,Foie Greg: They say you can't even understand parsnips until you've had zero-g parsnips!,1134000,TRUE,5915,3965,Foie Greg,El Chemistri,They say you can't even understand parsnips until you've had zero-g parsnips!,they say you cant even understand parsnips until youve had zero-g parsnips,12 +137802,491,276,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),1134000,FALSE,1,3965,Marge Simpson,El Chemistri,NA,NA,NA +137803,491,277,Spanish Chef: How dare you walk out on me! (SUDDENLY NICE) Your dessert is in this doggie-bag woven from the silk of a blueberry-fed spider. (FURIOUS) Take it and go!,1140000,TRUE,5917,3965,Spanish Chef,El Chemistri,How dare you walk out on me! Your dessert is in this doggie-bag woven from the silk of a blueberry-fed spider. Take it and go!,how dare you walk out on me your dessert is in this doggie-bag woven from the silk of a blueberry-fed spider take it and go,25 +137804,491,278,(Meth Lab: EXT. METH LAB - a little later),1153000,FALSE,NA,3968,NA,Meth Lab,NA,NA,NA +137805,491,279,"Brandine Del Roy: Aw shucks, we get the family dressed up to go to our favorite meth lab, and it's all raided-out!",1153000,TRUE,1875,3968,Brandine Del Roy,Meth Lab,"Aw shucks, we get the family dressed up to go to our favorite meth lab, and it's all raided-out!",aw shucks we get the family dressed up to go to our favorite meth lab and its all raided-out,19 +137809,491,283,"Chief Wiggum: Uh, where do you think you're going?",1166000,TRUE,71,3968,Chief Wiggum,Meth Lab,"Uh, where do you think you're going?",uh where do you think youre going,7 +137810,491,284,Marge Simpson: A wife needs to tell her husband she was wrong!,1168000,TRUE,1,3968,Marge Simpson,Meth Lab,A wife needs to tell her husband she was wrong!,a wife needs to tell her husband she was wrong,10 +137811,491,285,Chief Wiggum: (IMPRESSED) And in you go!,1171000,TRUE,71,3968,Chief Wiggum,Meth Lab,And in you go!,and in you go,4 +137812,491,286,(Burning Meth Lab: INT. BURNING METH LAB - CONTinuous),1175000,FALSE,NA,3969,NA,Burning Meth Lab,NA,NA,NA +137813,491,287,Homer Simpson: Sorry!,1175000,TRUE,2,3969,Homer Simpson,Burning Meth Lab,Sorry!,sorry,1 +137814,491,288,Thug: Everything you've done here has created problems!,1176000,TRUE,5923,3969,Thug,Burning Meth Lab,Everything you've done here has created problems!,everything youve done here has created problems,7 +137815,491,289,"Marge Simpson: (GASPS) I've got to save him! (BEAT, THEN INSPIRED GASP)",1184000,TRUE,1,3969,Marge Simpson,Burning Meth Lab,I've got to save him!,ive got to save him,5 +137816,491,290,Marge Simpson: (INSPIRED) My dessert!,1187000,TRUE,1,3969,Marge Simpson,Burning Meth Lab,My dessert!,my dessert,2 +137817,491,291,Marge Simpson: Eat deconstructed apple pie! (THROWING NOISE),1189000,TRUE,1,3969,Marge Simpson,Burning Meth Lab,Eat deconstructed apple pie!,eat deconstructed apple pie,4 +137818,491,292,"Thug: (CHEWING NOISES, THEN NOSTALGIC GASP)",1189000,FALSE,5923,3969,Thug,Burning Meth Lab,NA,NA,NA +137819,491,293,Young Thug: Merci Maman pour la tarte tatin à la mode...,1201000,TRUE,5926,3969,Young Thug,Burning Meth Lab,Merci Maman pour la tarte tatin à la mode...,merci maman pour la tarte tatin à la mode,9 +137820,491,294,Thug: (NOSTALGIC SIGH),1201000,FALSE,5923,3969,Thug,Burning Meth Lab,NA,NA,NA +137821,491,295,"Thug: Oh Marge, you saved me from the danger you put me in... I am so happy and angry.",1215000,TRUE,5923,3969,Thug,Burning Meth Lab,"Oh Marge, you saved me from the danger you put me in... I am so happy and angry.",oh marge you saved me from the danger you put me in i am so happy and angry,18 +137822,491,296,Thug: I'm sorry... I guess I just wanted the kids to look at me the way they look at you.,1222000,TRUE,5923,3969,Thug,Burning Meth Lab,I'm sorry... I guess I just wanted the kids to look at me the way they look at you.,im sorry i guess i just wanted the kids to look at me the way they look at you,19 +137823,491,297,Homer Simpson: (SYMPATHETIC NOISE),1222000,FALSE,2,3969,Homer Simpson,Burning Meth Lab,NA,NA,NA +137824,491,298,"Lisa Simpson: Wow Mom, that was awesome!",1228000,TRUE,9,3969,Lisa Simpson,Burning Meth Lab,"Wow Mom, that was awesome!",wow mom that was awesome,5 +137825,491,299,Bart Simpson: We ate mad-scientist food and broke up a meth lab in the same day!,1230000,TRUE,8,3969,Bart Simpson,Burning Meth Lab,We ate mad-scientist food and broke up a meth lab in the same day!,we ate mad-scientist food and broke up a meth lab in the same day,14 +137826,491,300,Bart Simpson: Fun Mom! Fun Mom! Fun Mom!,1235000,TRUE,8,3969,Bart Simpson,Burning Meth Lab,Fun Mom! Fun Mom! Fun Mom!,fun mom fun mom fun mom,6 +137827,491,301,(Krustyland: ext. krustyland - day),1242000,FALSE,NA,3970,NA,Krustyland,NA,NA,NA +137828,491,302,Homer Simpson: Now that's my kind of foam.,1242000,TRUE,2,3970,Homer Simpson,Krustyland,Now that's my kind of foam.,now thats my kind of foam,6 +137829,491,303,Marge Simpson: This is nice -- a family fun day!,1244000,TRUE,1,3970,Marge Simpson,Krustyland,This is nice -- a family fun day!,this is nice -- a family fun day,8 +137830,491,304,"Homer Simpson: Here's fifty bucks. For the next two hours, I don't want to know you exist.",1248000,TRUE,2,3970,Homer Simpson,Krustyland,"Here's fifty bucks. For the next two hours, I don't want to know you exist.",heres fifty bucks for the next two hours i dont want to know you exist,15 +137831,491,305,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Family fun day.,1254000,TRUE,2,3970,Homer Simpson,Krustyland,Family fun day.,family fun day,3 +137832,491,306,Homer Taste Buds: (KISSING NOISES),1254000,FALSE,5927,3970,Homer Taste Buds,Krustyland,NA,NA,NA +137833,492,0,(Duff Center Arena: Ext. duff center ARENA - day),13000,FALSE,NA,3971,NA,Duff Center Arena,NA,NA,NA +137834,492,1,"Paleontologist: Our journey begins sixty-five million years ago, when amazing creatures took their first steps...",13000,TRUE,5928,3971,Paleontologist,Duff Center Arena,"Our journey begins sixty-five million years ago, when amazing creatures took their first steps...",our journey begins sixty-five million years ago when amazing creatures took their first steps,14 +137835,492,2,Marge Simpson: It's so cute that all these children are excited to see their favorite dinosaurs!,20000,TRUE,1,3971,Marge Simpson,Duff Center Arena,It's so cute that all these children are excited to see their favorite dinosaurs!,its so cute that all these children are excited to see their favorite dinosaurs,14 +137836,492,3,Kids: (BUILDING TERRIFIED SCREAMS),20000,FALSE,39,3971,Kids,Duff Center Arena,NA,NA,NA +137837,492,4,Milhouse Van Houten: These aren't dinosaurs -- dinosaurs sing!,30000,TRUE,25,3971,Milhouse Van Houten,Duff Center Arena,These aren't dinosaurs -- dinosaurs sing!,these arent dinosaurs -- dinosaurs sing,6 +137838,492,5,Ralph Wiggum: (SCARED) I wanna go back in mommy!,34000,TRUE,119,3971,Ralph Wiggum,Duff Center Arena,I wanna go back in mommy!,i wanna go back in mommy,6 +137839,492,6,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (PAINED ""BEING DRAGGED"" NOISES) I paid eight-hundred dollars for five minutes.",41000,TRUE,208,3971,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Duff Center Arena,I paid eight-hundred dollars for five minutes.,i paid eight-hundred dollars for five minutes,7 +137840,492,7,"Paleontologist: ... the dinosaurs ruled the earth for millions of years -- until a massive asteroid collided with the earth, bringing their reign to an end.",43000,TRUE,5928,3971,Paleontologist,Duff Center Arena,"... the dinosaurs ruled the earth for millions of years -- until a massive asteroid collided with the earth, bringing their reign to an end.",the dinosaurs ruled the earth for millions of years -- until a massive asteroid collided with the earth bringing their reign to an end,24 +137841,492,8,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING FROM SEATS, COCKY, SING-SONG) Ex-tinct!",56000,TRUE,2,3971,Homer Simpson,Duff Center Arena,Ex-tinct!,ex-tinct,1 +137925,492,92,"Homer Simpson: We're not here for you, we're here for Lenny.",399000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"We're not here for you, we're here for Lenny.",were not here for you were here for lenny,9 +137842,492,9,"Paleontologist: So remember, take good care of the earth, or we could suffer the same fate as the dinosaurs.",58000,TRUE,5928,3971,Paleontologist,Duff Center Arena,"So remember, take good care of the earth, or we could suffer the same fate as the dinosaurs.",so remember take good care of the earth or we could suffer the same fate as the dinosaurs,18 +137843,492,10,"Marge Simpson: Ooo kids, did you hear that lesson?",64000,TRUE,1,3971,Marge Simpson,Duff Center Arena,"Ooo kids, did you hear that lesson?",ooo kids did you hear that lesson,7 +137844,492,11,Bart Simpson: How is that the lesson? The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do an asteroid's gonna wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place.,67000,TRUE,8,3971,Bart Simpson,Duff Center Arena,How is that the lesson? The point of the dinosaurs is: no matter what we do an asteroid's gonna wipe us out. So we should party hard and wreck the place.,how is that the lesson the point of the dinosaurs is no matter what we do an asteroids gonna wipe us out so we should party hard and wreck the place,31 +137845,492,12,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, why should the asteroid have all the fun?",77000,TRUE,2,3971,Homer Simpson,Duff Center Arena,"Yeah, why should the asteroid have all the fun?",yeah why should the asteroid have all the fun,9 +137846,492,13,Marge Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) What? They've got a point.,84000,TRUE,1,3971,Marge Simpson,Duff Center Arena,What? They've got a point.,what theyve got a point,5 +137847,492,14,(OUTER CONCOURSE: INT. OUTER CONCOURSE - LATER),91000,FALSE,NA,3972,NA,OUTER CONCOURSE,NA,NA,NA +137848,492,15,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) Gift shop!,91000,TRUE,9,3972,Lisa Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,Gift shop!,gift shop,2 +137849,492,16,"Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED GROAN, THEN) All right, you can each have one toy.",94000,TRUE,2,3972,Homer Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,"All right, you can each have one toy.",all right you can each have one toy,8 +137850,492,17,Bart Simpson: Lisa has a big toy! No fair! That means I get two small toys!,98000,TRUE,8,3972,Bart Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,Lisa has a big toy! No fair! That means I get two small toys!,lisa has a big toy no fair that means i get two small toys,14 +137851,492,18,"Lisa Simpson: No fair! This isn't big, it's medium!",103000,TRUE,9,3972,Lisa Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,"No fair! This isn't big, it's medium!",no fair this isnt big its medium,7 +137852,492,19,"Bart Simpson: No fair, then I get four small toys and Lisa gets one medium and one small.",105000,TRUE,8,3972,Bart Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,"No fair, then I get four small toys and Lisa gets one medium and one small.",no fair then i get four small toys and lisa gets one medium and one small,16 +137853,492,20,Lisa Simpson: What?,110000,TRUE,9,3972,Lisa Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,What?,what,1 +137854,492,21,Lisa Simpson: He gets four and I only get two?! No fair!,110000,TRUE,9,3972,Lisa Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,He gets four and I only get two?! No fair!,he gets four and i only get two no fair,10 +137855,492,22,"Homer Simpson: (LOSING IT) All right, that's it! Forget it! No toys for anyone!",113000,TRUE,2,3972,Homer Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,"All right, that's it! Forget it! No toys for anyone!",all right thats it forget it no toys for anyone,10 +137856,492,23,Maggie Simpson: (ONE SAD SUCK),113000,FALSE,105,3972,Maggie Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,NA,NA,NA +137857,492,24,Homer Simpson: (CRACKING) Okay -- Maggie gets a toy!,119000,TRUE,2,3972,Homer Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,Okay -- Maggie gets a toy!,okay -- maggie gets a toy,6 +137858,492,25,Lisa Simpson: NO FAIR!,120000,TRUE,9,3972,Lisa Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,NO FAIR!,no fair,2 +137859,492,26,Bart Simpson: Choke on fossil poop!,121000,TRUE,8,3972,Bart Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,Choke on fossil poop!,choke on fossil poop,4 +137860,492,27,Lisa Simpson: (THINKING) Hey -- I know you...,128000,TRUE,9,3972,Lisa Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,Hey -- I know you...,hey -- i know you,5 +137861,492,28,T.R. Francis: (WORRIED GASP),128000,FALSE,4799,3972,T.R. Francis,OUTER CONCOURSE,NA,NA,NA +137862,492,29,Lisa Simpson: Wait! Wait! Come back! Dad! (POINTING) Follow that dinosaur!,132000,TRUE,9,3972,Lisa Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,Wait! Wait! Come back! Dad! Follow that dinosaur!,wait wait come back dad follow that dinosaur,8 +137863,492,30,Homer Simpson: (INSPIRED) I've waited my whole life to hear that!,136000,TRUE,2,3972,Homer Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,I've waited my whole life to hear that!,ive waited my whole life to hear that,8 +137864,492,31,Homer Simpson: (CAVEMAN GRUNTS),136000,FALSE,2,3972,Homer Simpson,OUTER CONCOURSE,NA,NA,NA +137865,492,32,(Backstage Area: INT. BACKSTAGE AREA - MOMENTS LATER),145000,FALSE,NA,2469,NA,Backstage Area,NA,NA,NA +137866,492,33,"Stagehand #1: Triceratops head, comin' through!",145000,TRUE,5929,2469,Stagehand #1,Backstage Area,"Triceratops head, comin' through!",triceratops head comin through,4 +137867,492,34,"Stagehand #2: Stegosaurus backplates, used for either defense or control of body temperature, comin' through!",148000,TRUE,5930,2469,Stagehand #2,Backstage Area,"Stegosaurus backplates, used for either defense or control of body temperature, comin' through!",stegosaurus backplates used for either defense or control of body temperature comin through,13 +137868,492,35,Homer Simpson: So tired... go on without me.,154000,TRUE,2,2469,Homer Simpson,Backstage Area,So tired... go on without me.,so tired go on without me,6 +137869,492,36,Homer Simpson: (SNORING NOISES),154000,FALSE,2,2469,Homer Simpson,Backstage Area,NA,NA,NA +137870,492,37,(Changing Room: int. changing room - continuous),165000,FALSE,NA,3973,NA,Changing Room,NA,NA,NA +137871,492,38,Lisa Simpson: You're T.R. Francis! You wrote the Angelica Button books! They're my favorite fantasy novels!,165000,TRUE,9,3973,Lisa Simpson,Changing Room,You're T.R. Francis! You wrote the Angelica Button books! They're my favorite fantasy novels!,youre tr francis you wrote the angelica button books theyre my favorite fantasy novels,14 +137872,492,39,"T.R. Francis: (BRITISH) Um... Yes, it's me, the creator of your beloved magical world! Full of whimsy and... (SEARCHING) chapters... Now off you go! Bye-bye now!",172000,TRUE,4799,3973,T.R. Francis,Changing Room,"Um... Yes, it's me, the creator of your beloved magical world! Full of whimsy and... chapters... Now off you go! Bye-bye now!",um yes its me the creator of your beloved magical world full of whimsy and chapters now off you go bye-bye now,22 +137952,492,119,"Seymour Skinner: And they're set at a place kids relate to. Say, a school.",514000,TRUE,3,2681,Seymour Skinner,Bookaccino's,"And they're set at a place kids relate to. Say, a school.",and theyre set at a place kids relate to say a school,12 +137873,492,40,Lisa Simpson: (RAPIDLY) But why are you working at a dinosaur show? And why did you run away from me? And how did Angelica get a new wand after Baron Mortdeath burned the Wandwood Forest? And--,182000,TRUE,9,3973,Lisa Simpson,Changing Room,But why are you working at a dinosaur show? And why did you run away from me? And how did Angelica get a new wand after Baron Mortdeath burned the Wandwood Forest? And--,but why are you working at a dinosaur show and why did you run away from me and how did angelica get a new wand after baron mortdeath burned the wandwood forest and--,33 +137874,492,41,"T.R. Francis: (CUTS HER OFF, DROPS ENGLISH ACCENT) Look, you seem like a smart kid, so here's the truth: T.R. Francis isn't real.",191000,TRUE,4799,3973,T.R. Francis,Changing Room,"Look, you seem like a smart kid, so here's the truth: T.R. Francis isn't real.",look you seem like a smart kid so heres the truth tr francis isnt real,15 +137875,492,42,Lisa Simpson: (IN DISBELIEF) Of course you're real! (READS UNDER AUTHOR PHOTO) Everybody knows you got the idea for this series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made up?!,196000,TRUE,9,3973,Lisa Simpson,Changing Room,Of course you're real! Everybody knows you got the idea for this series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus. How could that be made up?!,of course youre real everybody knows you got the idea for this series after an explosion at a crumpet factory knocked you off a double-decker bus how could that be made up,32 +137876,492,43,"T.R. Francis: I'm just an actress they used for the jacket photo. That ""inspirational life story"" is pure fiction. Oh, I hate to break it to you...",208000,TRUE,4799,3973,T.R. Francis,Changing Room,"I'm just an actress they used for the jacket photo. That ""inspirational life story"" is pure fiction. Oh, I hate to break it to you...",im just an actress they used for the jacket photo that inspirational life story is pure fiction oh i hate to break it to you,25 +137877,492,44,(CORPORATE SKYSCRAPER: EXT. CORPORATE SKYSCRAPER - DAY),214000,FALSE,NA,3974,NA,CORPORATE SKYSCRAPER,NA,NA,NA +137878,492,45,T.R. Francis: ...but all the books you kids love are conceived in executive boardrooms...The plots are based on market research...,214000,TRUE,4799,3974,T.R. Francis,CORPORATE SKYSCRAPER,...but all the books you kids love are conceived in executive boardrooms...The plots are based on market research...,but all the books you kids love are conceived in executive boardroomsthe plots are based on market research,18 +137879,492,46,(Skyscraper: Int. skyscraper - office - rows of cubicles - day),220000,FALSE,NA,1235,NA,Skyscraper,NA,NA,NA +137880,492,47,T.R. Francis: ...and the pages are churned out by a room full of pill-popping lit majors desperate for work.,220000,TRUE,4799,1235,T.R. Francis,Skyscraper,...and the pages are churned out by a room full of pill-popping lit majors desperate for work.,and the pages are churned out by a room full of pill-popping lit majors desperate for work,17 +137881,492,48,(Bookaccino's: ext. bookaccino's - night),231000,FALSE,NA,2681,NA,Bookaccino's,NA,NA,NA +137882,492,49,"T.R. Francis: Publishers rake in the cash and unsuspecting kids get ten books a year by their favorite ""author.""",231000,TRUE,4799,2681,T.R. Francis,Bookaccino's,"Publishers rake in the cash and unsuspecting kids get ten books a year by their favorite ""author.""",publishers rake in the cash and unsuspecting kids get ten books a year by their favorite author,17 +137883,492,50,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Everything I believed about young adult literature is a lie!,231000,TRUE,9,2681,Lisa Simpson,Bookaccino's,Everything I believed about young adult literature is a lie!,everything i believed about young adult literature is a lie,10 +137884,492,51,Homer Simpson: It's not against the law to sleep in a Tyrannosaurus head!,245000,TRUE,2,2681,Homer Simpson,Bookaccino's,It's not against the law to sleep in a Tyrannosaurus head!,its not against the law to sleep in a tyrannosaurus head,11 +137885,492,52,"Wiseguy: Sir, you're inside an Allosaurus.",249000,TRUE,514,2681,Wiseguy,Bookaccino's,"Sir, you're inside an Allosaurus.",sir youre inside an allosaurus,5 +137886,492,53,Homer Simpson: I demand to speak to my paleontologist!,251000,TRUE,2,2681,Homer Simpson,Bookaccino's,I demand to speak to my paleontologist!,i demand to speak to my paleontologist,7 +137887,492,54,(Simpson Kitchen: INT. SIMPSON KITCHEN - DAY),260000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +137888,492,55,Lisa Simpson: Can I have my allowance early? I need to buy some carbon-offset credits so I can burn all my Angelica Button books.,260000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Can I have my allowance early? I need to buy some carbon-offset credits so I can burn all my Angelica Button books.,can i have my allowance early i need to buy some carbon-offset credits so i can burn all my angelica button books,22 +137889,492,56,"Marge Simpson: Oh honey, I'm sorry your book lady turned out to be a dinosaur. But you liked the stories when you read them, so what does it matter?",266000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Oh honey, I'm sorry your book lady turned out to be a dinosaur. But you liked the stories when you read them, so what does it matter?",oh honey im sorry your book lady turned out to be a dinosaur but you liked the stories when you read them so what does it matter,27 +137890,492,57,Lisa Simpson: Doesn't it bother you that Betty Crocker is an invention of twenties-era ad men?,273000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Doesn't it bother you that Betty Crocker is an invention of twenties-era ad men?,doesnt it bother you that betty crocker is an invention of twenties-era ad men,14 +137891,492,58,"Marge Simpson: (TIGHTLY) I know you're hurting, but that's no reason to lash out at me.",278000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"I know you're hurting, but that's no reason to lash out at me.",i know youre hurting but thats no reason to lash out at me,13 +137892,492,59,Lisa Simpson: Can you believe publishers would lie to their readers just to make an easy million bucks?,282000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Can you believe publishers would lie to their readers just to make an easy million bucks?,can you believe publishers would lie to their readers just to make an easy million bucks,16 +137893,492,60,Homer Simpson: (INTRIGUED) A million bucks?,286000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,A million bucks?,a million bucks,3 +137894,492,61,"Lisa Simpson: Every book on the ""Young Adult"" charts is written by five idiots who just want to take advantage of kids!",288000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Every book on the ""Young Adult"" charts is written by five idiots who just want to take advantage of kids!",every book on the young adult charts is written by five idiots who just want to take advantage of kids,20 +137895,492,62,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) I know five idiots!,294000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I know five idiots!,i know five idiots,4 +137896,492,63,Lisa Simpson: And they just cash their checks and get away with it every time! It's the perfect crime -- as long as you don't mind betraying the trust of vulnerable young minds.,296000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,And they just cash their checks and get away with it every time! It's the perfect crime -- as long as you don't mind betraying the trust of vulnerable young minds.,and they just cash their checks and get away with it every time its the perfect crime -- as long as you dont mind betraying the trust of vulnerable young minds,31 +137897,492,64,"Homer Simpson: (RUBBING CHIN) The perfect crime, eh?",305000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"The perfect crime, eh?",the perfect crime eh,4 +137898,492,65,(Noiseland Arcade: EXT. NOISELAND VIDEO ARCADE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),317000,FALSE,NA,101,NA,Noiseland Arcade,NA,NA,NA +137899,492,66,"Bart Simpson: (NOT TURNING) Whatever the job is, I'm not interested.",317000,TRUE,8,101,Bart Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,"Whatever the job is, I'm not interested.",whatever the job is im not interested,7 +137900,492,67,Homer Simpson: A million bucks has changed stupider minds than yours.,319000,TRUE,2,101,Homer Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,A million bucks has changed stupider minds than yours.,a million bucks has changed stupider minds than yours,9 +137901,492,68,Bart Simpson: I like the beat -- play me the tune.,321000,TRUE,8,101,Bart Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,I like the beat -- play me the tune.,i like the beat -- play me the tune,9 +137902,492,69,Homer Simpson: We're taking down kids who read.,323000,TRUE,2,101,Homer Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,We're taking down kids who read.,were taking down kids who read,6 +137903,492,70,"Bart Simpson: Chapter-book crowd? That's a juicy peach, but what's the cream?",325000,TRUE,8,101,Bart Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,"Chapter-book crowd? That's a juicy peach, but what's the cream?",chapter-book crowd thats a juicy peach but whats the cream,10 +137904,492,71,Homer Simpson: I'm putting together a tween-lit gang-write.,327000,TRUE,2,101,Homer Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,I'm putting together a tween-lit gang-write.,im putting together a tween-lit gang-write,6 +137905,492,72,Bart Simpson: Tween-lit gang-write?,330000,TRUE,8,101,Bart Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,Tween-lit gang-write?,tween-lit gang-write,2 +137906,492,73,Homer Simpson: Tween-lit gang-write. But this Babar needs a Zephyr.,330000,TRUE,2,101,Homer Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,Tween-lit gang-write. But this Babar needs a Zephyr.,tween-lit gang-write but this babar needs a zephyr,8 +137907,492,74,Bart Simpson: A Zephyr?,333000,TRUE,8,101,Bart Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,A Zephyr?,a zephyr,2 +137908,492,75,Homer Simpson: You're the Zephyr.,333000,TRUE,2,101,Homer Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,You're the Zephyr.,youre the zephyr,3 +137909,492,76,Bart Simpson: This better not turn out like Kansas City.,335000,TRUE,8,101,Bart Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,This better not turn out like Kansas City.,this better not turn out like kansas city,8 +137910,492,77,Homer Simpson: It won't be like Kansas City.,336000,TRUE,2,101,Homer Simpson,Noiseland Arcade,It won't be like Kansas City.,it wont be like kansas city,6 +137911,492,78,(Skinner Home: ext. PRINCIPAL skinner's house - day),346000,FALSE,NA,455,NA,Skinner Home,NA,NA,NA +137912,492,79,"Bart Simpson: Come on, Skinner, you're the best kid-man in the business. You've read their notes, searched their lockers -- you know how tweens think.",346000,TRUE,8,455,Bart Simpson,Skinner Home,"Come on, Skinner, you're the best kid-man in the business. You've read their notes, searched their lockers -- you know how tweens think.",come on skinner youre the best kid-man in the business youve read their notes searched their lockers -- you know how tweens think,23 +137913,492,80,"Seymour Skinner: No thanks, gentlemen, I've got a nice quiet life here, and I mean to keep it that way.",352000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,"No thanks, gentlemen, I've got a nice quiet life here, and I mean to keep it that way.",no thanks gentlemen ive got a nice quiet life here and i mean to keep it that way,18 +137914,492,81,Agnes Skinner: Your friends are lookin' at my bloomers -- wash 'em again!,357000,TRUE,192,455,Agnes Skinner,Skinner Home,Your friends are lookin' at my bloomers -- wash 'em again!,your friends are lookin at my bloomers -- wash em again,11 +137915,492,82,"Bart Simpson: With your share of the money, you could get your own studio apartment...",363000,TRUE,8,455,Bart Simpson,Skinner Home,"With your share of the money, you could get your own studio apartment...",with your share of the money you could get your own studio apartment,13 +137916,492,83,Seymour Skinner: (LOST IN REVERIE) The refrigerator could have my magnets on it.,366000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,The refrigerator could have my magnets on it.,the refrigerator could have my magnets on it,8 +137917,492,84,Seymour Skinner: I'm in.,370000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,I'm in.,im in,2 +137918,492,85,"Homer Simpson: (CHARMING) Come on beautiful, I can't do the job without you, so what do you say?",373000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Come on beautiful, I can't do the job without you, so what do you say?",come on beautiful i cant do the job without you so what do you say,15 +137919,492,86,(Patty and Selma's Apartment: int. SELMA and Patty's apartment - day),378000,FALSE,NA,325,NA,Patty and Selma's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +137920,492,87,"Bart Simpson: Our crew needs you, Bouvier. You've read enough fantasy novels to choke a Hippogriff!",378000,TRUE,8,325,Bart Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"Our crew needs you, Bouvier. You've read enough fantasy novels to choke a Hippogriff!",our crew needs you bouvier youve read enough fantasy novels to choke a hippogriff,14 +137921,492,88,"Patty Bouvier: (ADMITTING) It's true. I am fluent in every imaginary language, from Dothraki to Parseltongue.",384000,TRUE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"It's true. I am fluent in every imaginary language, from Dothraki to Parseltongue.",its true i am fluent in every imaginary language from dothraki to parseltongue,13 +137922,492,89,Patty Bouvier: (SNAKE HISSING NOISES),384000,FALSE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +137923,492,90,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - day),394000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +137924,492,91,Moe Szyslak: I wouldn't join one of your hare-brained schemes for all the Japanese girlfriend pillows in Kyoto!,394000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I wouldn't join one of your hare-brained schemes for all the Japanese girlfriend pillows in Kyoto!,i wouldnt join one of your hare-brained schemes for all the japanese girlfriend pillows in kyoto,16 +137926,492,93,"Lenny Leonard: Sorry, guys. I just adopted a Capuchin monkey and I can't leave it alone during the bonding phase.",401000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Sorry, guys. I just adopted a Capuchin monkey and I can't leave it alone during the bonding phase.",sorry guys i just adopted a capuchin monkey and i cant leave it alone during the bonding phase,18 +137927,492,94,"Moe Szyslak: (DESPERATE) Wait, wait, wait, wait, I want in! What does your crew need? A safecracker? A wheel man?",408000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Wait, wait, wait, wait, I want in! What does your crew need? A safecracker? A wheel man?",wait wait wait wait i want in what does your crew need a safecracker a wheel man,17 +137928,492,95,Homer Simpson: The caper is writing a kids' fantasy novel.,411000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,The caper is writing a kids' fantasy novel.,the caper is writing a kids fantasy novel,8 +137929,492,96,"Moe Szyslak: (SHEEPISH) Well, I don't like to brag about it, but I did publish five modestly successful children's books.",414000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, I don't like to brag about it, but I did publish five modestly successful children's books.",well i dont like to brag about it but i did publish five modestly successful childrens books,17 +137930,492,97,Bart Simpson: All we need now is a computer guy...,422000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,All we need now is a computer guy...,all we need now is a computer guy,8 +137931,492,98,(House: ext. house - day),425000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,House,NA,NA,NA +137932,492,99,Homer Simpson: Do you have a computer?,425000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,House,Do you have a computer?,do you have a computer,5 +137933,492,100,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (CLEARING THROAT) Uh, yes.",426000,TRUE,442,133,Professor Jonathan Frink,House,"Uh, yes.",uh yes,2 +137934,492,101,Homer Simpson: You're in.,428000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,House,You're in.,youre in,2 +137935,492,102,Professor Jonathan Frink: In what?,428000,TRUE,442,133,Professor Jonathan Frink,House,In what?,in what,2 +137936,492,103,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - bart's room - day),429000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137937,492,104,"Bart Simpson: I keep going over the job from every angle, but I can't shake the feeling that we're missing something.",429000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I keep going over the job from every angle, but I can't shake the feeling that we're missing something.",i keep going over the job from every angle but i cant shake the feeling that were missing something,19 +137938,492,105,"Homer Simpson: Relax, with the team we put together, our book'll fly off the shelves, and we'll be sipping mai tais on a beach in Shelbyville.",434000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Relax, with the team we put together, our book'll fly off the shelves, and we'll be sipping mai tais on a beach in Shelbyville.",relax with the team we put together our bookll fly off the shelves and well be sipping mai tais on a beach in shelbyville,24 +137939,492,106,Lisa Simpson: You're group-writing a book?! But the only reason anyone would ever do that is... (SHOCKED GASP) profit!,445000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You're group-writing a book?! But the only reason anyone would ever do that is... profit!,youre group-writing a book but the only reason anyone would ever do that is profit,15 +137940,492,107,"Bart Simpson: Like no one ever writes for money, Lisa. I don't see your boyfriend William Shakespeare missing too many meals.",452000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Like no one ever writes for money, Lisa. I don't see your boyfriend William Shakespeare missing too many meals.",like no one ever writes for money lisa i dont see your boyfriend william shakespeare missing too many meals,19 +137941,492,108,Lisa Simpson: I'll show you! (THINKS) I'll write a book myself! A personal story my readers will connect with!,457000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll show you! I'll write a book myself! A personal story my readers will connect with!,ill show you ill write a book myself a personal story my readers will connect with,16 +137942,492,109,"Homer Simpson: Wait, you're gonna be all the guys? How would that work?",463000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait, you're gonna be all the guys? How would that work?",wait youre gonna be all the guys how would that work,11 +137943,492,110,Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED GROAN),463000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +137944,492,111,(Lisa's Bedroom: INT. LISA'S ROOM - continuous),471000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +137945,492,112,"Lisa Simpson: This is how real writers do it. I'll just bang out two thousand words and then I'll stop, even if I'm on fire. I gotta pace myself. (TYPES) ""Chapter one."" (BEAT) Wait, I can't start without music to inspire me.",471000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"This is how real writers do it. I'll just bang out two thousand words and then I'll stop, even if I'm on fire. I gotta pace myself. ""Chapter one."" Wait, I can't start without music to inspire me.",this is how real writers do it ill just bang out two thousand words and then ill stop even if im on fire i gotta pace myself chapter one wait i cant start without music to inspire me,38 +137946,492,113,Lisa Simpson: Why is Bach next to Muddy Waters? That's my problem -- I gotta get these CDs organized!,484000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Why is Bach next to Muddy Waters? That's my problem -- I gotta get these CDs organized!,why is bach next to muddy waters thats my problem -- i gotta get these cds organized,17 +137947,492,114,"Lisa Simpson: There, finished. Now if I win just two more games of online Boggle, I'll be ready to start writing.",492000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"There, finished. Now if I win just two more games of online Boggle, I'll be ready to start writing.",there finished now if i win just two more games of online boggle ill be ready to start writing,19 +137948,492,115,"Lisa Simpson: (QUICKLY) Spot, stop, sop, top-tops, pot-pots, opt-opts, (LOOKS FOR A SECOND, THEN EXCITED) post!",498000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Spot, stop, sop, top-tops, pot-pots, opt-opts, post!",spot stop sop top-tops pot-pots opt-opts post,7 +137949,492,116,(Bookaccino's: int. bookaccino's - young adult section - later),507000,FALSE,NA,2681,NA,Bookaccino's,NA,NA,NA +137950,492,117,"Bart Simpson: Okay, we've cased a lot of tween books -- what's their M.O.?",507000,TRUE,8,2681,Bart Simpson,Bookaccino's,"Okay, we've cased a lot of tween books -- what's their M.O.?",okay weve cased a lot of tween books -- whats their mo,12 +137951,492,118,Patty Bouvier: The heroes are all orphans...,511000,TRUE,10,2681,Patty Bouvier,Bookaccino's,The heroes are all orphans...,the heroes are all orphans,5 +137953,492,120,Seymour Skinner: But it's actually magic!,518000,TRUE,3,2681,Seymour Skinner,Bookaccino's,But it's actually magic!,but its actually magic,4 +137954,492,121,Professor Jonathan Frink: And the protagonist always discovers that he is supernatural!,520000,TRUE,442,2681,Professor Jonathan Frink,Bookaccino's,And the protagonist always discovers that he is supernatural!,and the protagonist always discovers that he is supernatural,9 +137955,492,122,"Homer Simpson: (PUTTING IT TOGETHER) Okay, our book will be about... an orphan who goes to a magical school... where he discovers he's... a vampire!",524000,TRUE,2,2681,Homer Simpson,Bookaccino's,"Okay, our book will be about... an orphan who goes to a magical school... where he discovers he's... a vampire!",okay our book will be about an orphan who goes to a magical school where he discovers hes a vampire,20 +137956,492,123,Patty Bouvier: Vampires... like these?,534000,TRUE,10,2681,Patty Bouvier,Bookaccino's,Vampires... like these?,vampires like these,3 +137957,492,124,Gang: (DISAPPOINTED NOISES),534000,FALSE,5931,2681,Gang,Bookaccino's,NA,NA,NA +137958,492,125,Professor Jonathan Frink: So many vampires! With the fangs and the capes and the medals nobody knows how they earned them!,542000,TRUE,442,2681,Professor Jonathan Frink,Bookaccino's,So many vampires! With the fangs and the capes and the medals nobody knows how they earned them!,so many vampires with the fangs and the capes and the medals nobody knows how they earned them,18 +137959,492,126,"Moe Szyslak: (PANICKY) Hey, this job's fallin' apart! Everyone head for a different airport and we meet in Rio in a year with new faces!",547000,TRUE,17,2681,Moe Szyslak,Bookaccino's,"Hey, this job's fallin' apart! Everyone head for a different airport and we meet in Rio in a year with new faces!",hey this jobs fallin apart everyone head for a different airport and we meet in rio in a year with new faces,22 +137960,492,127,"Bart Simpson: No one's goin' anywhere. (CALM) Okay, the vampire genre is sucked out. All we gotta do is find a new monster to be our hero.",554000,TRUE,8,2681,Bart Simpson,Bookaccino's,"No one's goin' anywhere. Okay, the vampire genre is sucked out. All we gotta do is find a new monster to be our hero.",no ones goin anywhere okay the vampire genre is sucked out all we gotta do is find a new monster to be our hero,24 +137961,492,128,Kids: (SCARED SCREAMS) A troll!,563000,TRUE,39,2681,Kids,Bookaccino's,A troll!,a troll,2 +137962,492,129,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, I ain't a troll. Look, I bleed red just like you.",565000,TRUE,17,2681,Moe Szyslak,Bookaccino's,"Hey, I ain't a troll. Look, I bleed red just like you.",hey i aint a troll look i bleed red just like you,12 +137963,492,130,"Moe Szyslak: The first part is always green, but it turns red.",568000,TRUE,17,2681,Moe Szyslak,Bookaccino's,"The first part is always green, but it turns red.",the first part is always green but it turns red,10 +137964,492,131,"Bart Simpson: A troll, that's it! Our book could be about an orphan troll!",572000,TRUE,8,2681,Bart Simpson,Bookaccino's,"A troll, that's it! Our book could be about an orphan troll!",a troll thats it our book could be about an orphan troll,12 +137965,492,132,Seymour Skinner: Trolls live under bridges -- the school should be under a bridge! The Brooklyn Bridge!,575000,TRUE,3,2681,Seymour Skinner,Bookaccino's,Trolls live under bridges -- the school should be under a bridge! The Brooklyn Bridge!,trolls live under bridges -- the school should be under a bridge the brooklyn bridge,15 +137966,492,133,"Patty Bouvier: And the cool kids are elves, the cheerleaders are pixies, the stoners are... (SNAPS FINGERS) gargoyles!",580000,TRUE,10,2681,Patty Bouvier,Bookaccino's,"And the cool kids are elves, the cheerleaders are pixies, the stoners are... gargoyles!",and the cool kids are elves the cheerleaders are pixies the stoners are gargoyles,14 +137967,492,134,Professor Jonathan Frink: And they play a complicated sport which makes no sense called Fuzzlepitch!,587000,TRUE,442,2681,Professor Jonathan Frink,Bookaccino's,And they play a complicated sport which makes no sense called Fuzzlepitch!,and they play a complicated sport which makes no sense called fuzzlepitch,12 +137968,492,135,"Moe Szyslak: (EXCITED) Yeah, that's good!",591000,TRUE,17,2681,Moe Szyslak,Bookaccino's,"Yeah, that's good!",yeah thats good,3 +137969,492,136,Patty Bouvier: (EXCITED) We've cracked it!,592000,TRUE,10,2681,Patty Bouvier,Bookaccino's,We've cracked it!,weve cracked it,3 +137970,492,137,Patty Bouvier: (EXCITED) We're gonna be rich!,594000,TRUE,10,2681,Patty Bouvier,Bookaccino's,We're gonna be rich!,were gonna be rich,4 +137971,492,138,"Man: (BRITISH ACCENT) Pardon me, but are you scheming to coauthor a successful series of children's fantasy novels?",595000,TRUE,311,2681,Man,Bookaccino's,"Pardon me, but are you scheming to coauthor a successful series of children's fantasy novels?",pardon me but are you scheming to coauthor a successful series of childrens fantasy novels,15 +137972,492,139,"Moe Szyslak: Okay Stonehenge, let's see how good you are at eavesdroppin' without a throat!",602000,TRUE,17,2681,Moe Szyslak,Bookaccino's,"Okay Stonehenge, let's see how good you are at eavesdroppin' without a throat!",okay stonehenge lets see how good you are at eavesdroppin without a throat,13 +137973,492,140,Patty Bouvier: Don't kill him! That's Neil Gaiman!,606000,TRUE,10,2681,Patty Bouvier,Bookaccino's,Don't kill him! That's Neil Gaiman!,dont kill him thats neil gaiman,6 +137974,492,141,"Moe Szyslak: I don't care if he's the guy who wrote ""Sandman Volume One: Preludes And Nocturnes,"" no one spies on us!",608000,TRUE,17,2681,Moe Szyslak,Bookaccino's,"I don't care if he's the guy who wrote ""Sandman Volume One: Preludes And Nocturnes,"" no one spies on us!",i dont care if hes the guy who wrote sandman volume one preludes and nocturnes no one spies on us,20 +137975,492,142,"Neil Gaiman: Perhaps someone of my experience would be a valuable addition to your ""crew.""",615000,TRUE,5932,2681,Neil Gaiman,Bookaccino's,"Perhaps someone of my experience would be a valuable addition to your ""crew.""",perhaps someone of my experience would be a valuable addition to your crew,13 +137976,492,143,Homer Simpson: The king of fantasy books on our fantasy book-writing team?,621000,TRUE,2,2681,Homer Simpson,Bookaccino's,The king of fantasy books on our fantasy book-writing team?,the king of fantasy books on our fantasy book-writing team,10 +137977,492,144,"Bart Simpson: Okay, Gaiman, you're in. Your job is to get lunch. And lose the British accent.",624000,TRUE,8,2681,Bart Simpson,Bookaccino's,"Okay, Gaiman, you're in. Your job is to get lunch. And lose the British accent.",okay gaiman youre in your job is to get lunch and lose the british accent,15 +137978,492,145,"Neil Gaiman: (EXAGGERATED AMERICAN ACCENT) Cheeseburgers, French fries -- I'm all over that, pal!",629000,TRUE,5932,2681,Neil Gaiman,Bookaccino's,"Cheeseburgers, French fries -- I'm all over that, pal!",cheeseburgers french fries -- im all over that pal,9 +138085,492,252,Homer Simpson: But why?,1141000,TRUE,2,3980,Homer Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,But why?,but why,2 +137979,492,146,"Lisa Simpson: Sitting in a coffee shop -- I couldn't feel more like a real writer! (CONTENTED SIGH, BEAT) Oh, Better set up my wi-fi in case I need to do some research! (CONSIDERS) But if I'm gonna use their free internet, I really should buy something.",635000,TRUE,9,2681,Lisa Simpson,Bookaccino's,"Sitting in a coffee shop -- I couldn't feel more like a real writer! Oh, Better set up my wi-fi in case I need to do some research! But if I'm gonna use their free internet, I really should buy something.",sitting in a coffee shop -- i couldnt feel more like a real writer oh better set up my wi-fi in case i need to do some research but if im gonna use their free internet i really should buy something,41 +137980,492,147,"Lisa Simpson: God, I love being a writer!",648000,TRUE,9,2681,Lisa Simpson,Bookaccino's,"God, I love being a writer!",god i love being a writer,6 +137981,492,148,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - DAY),685000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +137982,492,149,"Seymour Skinner: ""...and so, Lucinda placed the fifth shard in the stained-glass window, which now clearly read: 'your parents are alive.' Gregor turned to his twin sister and they both understood: their journey was just beginning. The end.""",685000,TRUE,3,15,Seymour Skinner,Moe's Tavern,"""...and so, Lucinda placed the fifth shard in the stained-glass window, which now clearly read: 'your parents are alive.' Gregor turned to his twin sister and they both understood: their journey was just beginning. The end.""",and so lucinda placed the fifth shard in the stained-glass window which now clearly read your parents are alive gregor turned to his twin sister and they both understood their journey was just beginning the end,36 +137983,492,150,"Bart Simpson: It's good. ""Weekly Reader Star Selection"" good.",703000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"It's good. ""Weekly Reader Star Selection"" good.",its good weekly reader star selection good,7 +137984,492,151,"Homer Simpson: I just hope we put in enough steampunk, whatever that is.",707000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I just hope we put in enough steampunk, whatever that is.",i just hope we put in enough steampunk whatever that is,11 +137985,492,152,Professor Jonathan Frink: Who wants to see my cover (FRINK-Y) mock-up?!,711000,TRUE,442,15,Professor Jonathan Frink,Moe's Tavern,Who wants to see my cover mock-up?!,who wants to see my cover mock-up,7 +137986,492,153,"Homer Simpson: (READING TITLE) ""The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy.""",716000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy.,the troll twins of underbridge academy,6 +137987,492,154,Neil Gaiman: I'm so proud of us.,716000,TRUE,5932,15,Neil Gaiman,Moe's Tavern,I'm so proud of us.,im so proud of us,5 +137988,492,155,"Bart Simpson: Oh, you didn't write any of it!",722000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, you didn't write any of it!",oh you didnt write any of it,7 +137989,492,156,Neil Gaiman: (DEFENSIVE) That tuna didn't salad itself!,724000,TRUE,5932,15,Neil Gaiman,Moe's Tavern,That tuna didn't salad itself!,that tuna didnt salad itself,5 +137990,492,157,(Lisa's Bedroom: int. lisa's room - EVENING),728000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +137991,492,158,"Lisa Simpson: (PACING NOISES, THEN INSPIRED GASP) I've got it! A mermaid falls in love with a boy on land... I'm a genius!",728000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I've got it! A mermaid falls in love with a boy on land... I'm a genius!,ive got it a mermaid falls in love with a boy on land im a genius,16 +137992,492,159,Lisa Simpson: (FRUSTRATED SCREAM) Writing is the hardest thing ever!,738000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Writing is the hardest thing ever!,writing is the hardest thing ever,6 +137993,492,160,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),738000,FALSE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +137994,492,161,"Bart Simpson: Hope you don't mind us printing our book in your room, Lis.",742000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Hope you don't mind us printing our book in your room, Lis.",hope you dont mind us printing our book in your room lis,12 +137995,492,162,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, only your professional-strength output tray can handle the weight of our manuscript.",745000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Yeah, only your professional-strength output tray can handle the weight of our manuscript.",yeah only your professional-strength output tray can handle the weight of our manuscript,13 +137996,492,163,Bart Simpson: Correction: finished manuscript.,750000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Correction: finished manuscript.,correction finished manuscript,3 +137997,492,164,Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo!,752000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Woo-hoo!,woo-hoo,1 +137998,492,165,Lisa Simpson: (GROANS),752000,FALSE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +137999,492,166,(Springfield Convention Center: EXT. convention center - DAY),772000,FALSE,NA,387,NA,Springfield Convention Center,NA,NA,NA +138000,492,167,"(""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM: INT. ""tween lit inc."" MEETING ROOM - day)",772000,FALSE,NA,3975,NA,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",NA,NA,NA +138001,492,168,Slick Publisher: (INTRIGUED) Trolls in a magical prep school under the Brooklyn Bridge? Interesting.,772000,TRUE,5933,3975,Slick Publisher,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",Trolls in a magical prep school under the Brooklyn Bridge? Interesting.,trolls in a magical prep school under the brooklyn bridge interesting,11 +138002,492,169,Gang: (FLATTERED NOISES),772000,FALSE,5931,3975,Gang,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",NA,NA,NA +138003,492,170,Slick Publisher: (FLIPPING THROUGH MANUSCRIPT) This is a really good book.,777000,TRUE,5933,3975,Slick Publisher,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",This is a really good book.,this is a really good book,6 +138004,492,171,"Homer Simpson: (COCKY) We know, we wrote it.",780000,TRUE,2,3975,Homer Simpson,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM","We know, we wrote it.",we know we wrote it,5 +138005,492,172,Neil Gaiman: (CHIMING IN) I laminated the lunch menus and put them in a binder!,782000,TRUE,5932,3975,Neil Gaiman,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",I laminated the lunch menus and put them in a binder!,i laminated the lunch menus and put them in a binder,11 +138006,492,173,Slick Publisher: But we have a problem here. Where's your fake author?,785000,TRUE,5933,3975,Slick Publisher,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",But we have a problem here. Where's your fake author?,but we have a problem here wheres your fake author,10 +138007,492,174,Bart Simpson: Fake author?,787000,TRUE,8,3975,Bart Simpson,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",Fake author?,fake author,2 +138086,492,253,Slick Publisher: Because a little girl wants her dream to come true...,1143000,TRUE,5933,3980,Slick Publisher,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,Because a little girl wants her dream to come true...,because a little girl wants her dream to come true,10 +138008,492,175,"Slick Publisher: Fake author! If you don't have a made-up author with an inspirational tale, you don't have a book!",788000,TRUE,5933,3975,Slick Publisher,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM","Fake author! If you don't have a made-up author with an inspirational tale, you don't have a book!",fake author if you dont have a made-up author with an inspirational tale you dont have a book,18 +138009,492,176,"Slick Publisher: Where's your Franklin W. Dixon, where's your T.R. Francis, where's your Stephen King...",794000,TRUE,5933,3975,Slick Publisher,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM","Where's your Franklin W. Dixon, where's your T.R. Francis, where's your Stephen King...",wheres your franklin w dixon wheres your tr francis wheres your stephen king,13 +138010,492,177,(Springfield Convention Center: int. convention center - HALLWAY - later),801000,FALSE,NA,387,NA,Springfield Convention Center,NA,NA,NA +138011,492,178,"Homer Simpson: (FREAKING OUT) Stupid, stupid, stupid! We forgot to create a fake author!",801000,TRUE,2,387,Homer Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,"Stupid, stupid, stupid! We forgot to create a fake author!",stupid stupid stupid we forgot to create a fake author,10 +138012,492,179,Moe Szyslak: That was Gaiman's job! Let's acid melt him in a bathtub!,805000,TRUE,17,387,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Convention Center,That was Gaiman's job! Let's acid melt him in a bathtub!,that was gaimans job lets acid melt him in a bathtub,11 +138013,492,180,"Bart Simpson: Okay, stay frosty! All we need to do is find some sap to pretend to be the writer of our book. So hit the floor and find some pathetic wanna-be author!",808000,TRUE,8,387,Bart Simpson,Springfield Convention Center,"Okay, stay frosty! All we need to do is find some sap to pretend to be the writer of our book. So hit the floor and find some pathetic wanna-be author!",okay stay frosty all we need to do is find some sap to pretend to be the writer of our book so hit the floor and find some pathetic wanna-be author,31 +138014,492,181,(CONVENTION FLOOR: INT. CONVENTION FLOOR - MOMENTS LATER),822000,FALSE,NA,3976,NA,CONVENTION FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +138015,492,182,Lisa Simpson: (RATIONALIZING) Coming to the book fair was a great idea... 'Cause you can't write if you don't know what the competition's up to! (CRAZED LAUGH),822000,TRUE,9,3976,Lisa Simpson,CONVENTION FLOOR,Coming to the book fair was a great idea... 'Cause you can't write if you don't know what the competition's up to!,coming to the book fair was a great idea cause you cant write if you dont know what the competitions up to,22 +138016,492,183,Lisa Simpson: A dog wrote a bestseller?! Aargh! All I've done is procrastinate! (SADLY) Who am I kidding? There will never be a book with my name on it.,832000,TRUE,9,3976,Lisa Simpson,CONVENTION FLOOR,A dog wrote a bestseller?! Aargh! All I've done is procrastinate! Who am I kidding? There will never be a book with my name on it.,a dog wrote a bestseller aargh all ive done is procrastinate who am i kidding there will never be a book with my name on it,26 +138017,492,184,Homer Simpson: Or... your name could be on a book in ten minutes.,843000,TRUE,2,3976,Homer Simpson,CONVENTION FLOOR,Or... your name could be on a book in ten minutes.,or your name could be on a book in ten minutes,11 +138018,492,185,Lisa Simpson: (SMALL) Do I have to do any writing?,846000,TRUE,9,3976,Lisa Simpson,CONVENTION FLOOR,Do I have to do any writing?,do i have to do any writing,7 +138019,492,186,Homer Simpson: No.,848000,TRUE,2,3976,Homer Simpson,CONVENTION FLOOR,No.,no,1 +138020,492,187,Lisa Simpson: (WEAKLY) I'm in.,848000,TRUE,9,3976,Lisa Simpson,CONVENTION FLOOR,I'm in.,im in,2 +138021,492,188,"(""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM: INT. ""tween LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM - LATER)",854000,FALSE,NA,3975,NA,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",NA,NA,NA +138022,492,189,Slick Publisher: Ahhh... a preteen prodigy -- I like the hook. What's the phony back story?,854000,TRUE,5933,3975,Slick Publisher,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",Ahhh... a preteen prodigy -- I like the hook. What's the phony back story?,ahhh a preteen prodigy -- i like the hook whats the phony back story,14 +138023,492,190,"Lisa Simpson: (""ALL IN"") I was raised in a traveling circus. My mother was a lady ringmaster and my father was a lion barber. I wrote my first story with clown lipstick on a flattened popcorn box. It was featured in The New Yorker's ""Best Forty Under Four"" issue.",860000,TRUE,9,3975,Lisa Simpson,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM","I was raised in a traveling circus. My mother was a lady ringmaster and my father was a lion barber. I wrote my first story with clown lipstick on a flattened popcorn box. It was featured in The New Yorker's ""Best Forty Under Four"" issue.",i was raised in a traveling circus my mother was a lady ringmaster and my father was a lion barber i wrote my first story with clown lipstick on a flattened popcorn box it was featured in the new yorkers best forty under four issue,45 +138024,492,191,"Slick Publisher: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa... Is R.L. Stine here? 'Cause you just gave me ""Goosebumps.""",872000,TRUE,5933,3975,Slick Publisher,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM","Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa... Is R.L. Stine here? 'Cause you just gave me ""Goosebumps.""",whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa is rl stine here cause you just gave me goosebumps,17 +138025,492,192,"Lackeys: (EXAGGERATED LAUGHTER) / Oh, good one, boss!",877000,TRUE,5934,3975,Lackeys,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM","/ Oh, good one, boss!",oh good one boss,4 +138026,492,193,Slick Publisher: Congratulations -- you just sold your book for a million dollars!,879000,TRUE,5933,3975,Slick Publisher,"""TWEEN LIT INC."" MEETING ROOM",Congratulations -- you just sold your book for a million dollars!,congratulations -- you just sold your book for a million dollars,11 +138027,492,194,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S - day),888000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +138028,492,195,"Homer Simpson: Gentlemen! To ""The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy!""",888000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Gentlemen! To ""The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy!""",gentlemen to the troll twins of underbridge academy,8 +138029,492,196,Moe Szyslak: (CHEERS),888000,FALSE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +138030,492,197,"Homer Simpson: So, does this square us for Kansas City?",894000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"So, does this square us for Kansas City?",so does this square us for kansas city,8 +138031,492,198,"Bart Simpson: Square as ""Golden Books,"" Pop.",897000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Square as ""Golden Books,"" Pop.",square as golden books pop,5 +138032,492,199,Lisa Simpson: What happened to me? In one vulnerable moment I became the thing I hated most -- a literary fraud.,900000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,What happened to me? In one vulnerable moment I became the thing I hated most -- a literary fraud.,what happened to me in one vulnerable moment i became the thing i hated most -- a literary fraud,19 +138033,492,200,"Bart Simpson: But Lis, when this book comes out, you'll be beloved! Not just by Milhouses, you'll get attention from Jacksons, Xanders -- even Aidens!",907000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"But Lis, when this book comes out, you'll be beloved! Not just by Milhouses, you'll get attention from Jacksons, Xanders -- even Aidens!",but lis when this book comes out youll be beloved not just by milhouses youll get attention from jacksons xanders -- even aidens,23 +138034,492,201,"Lisa Simpson: (DREAMY) Aww, I've always wanted an Aiden...",916000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Aww, I've always wanted an Aiden...",aww ive always wanted an aiden,6 +138035,492,202,Seymour Skinner: Here it is: an advance copy.,920000,TRUE,3,15,Seymour Skinner,Moe's Tavern,Here it is: an advance copy.,here it is an advance copy,6 +138036,492,203,"Patty Bouvier: ""The Vampire Twins Of Transylvania Prep?!"" Where's the trolls?",924000,TRUE,10,15,Patty Bouvier,Moe's Tavern,"""The Vampire Twins Of Transylvania Prep?!"" Where's the trolls?",the vampire twins of transylvania prep wheres the trolls,9 +138037,492,204,"Professor Jonathan Frink: The trolls are now vampires, the Brooklyn Bridge is now a castle, and Fuzzlepitch is now Bloodball! Oh! Weak! Weak! And lame!",932000,TRUE,442,15,Professor Jonathan Frink,Moe's Tavern,"The trolls are now vampires, the Brooklyn Bridge is now a castle, and Fuzzlepitch is now Bloodball! Oh! Weak! Weak! And lame!",the trolls are now vampires the brooklyn bridge is now a castle and fuzzlepitch is now bloodball oh weak weak and lame,22 +138038,492,205,"Homer Simpson: How could the publishers change our book? If they had been in charge of the Sistine Chapel, the whole thing would be vampires -- instead of the pope's private naked dude mural!",940000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"How could the publishers change our book? If they had been in charge of the Sistine Chapel, the whole thing would be vampires -- instead of the pope's private naked dude mural!",how could the publishers change our book if they had been in charge of the sistine chapel the whole thing would be vampires -- instead of the popes private naked dude mural,32 +138039,492,206,(SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE: int. slick publisher's office - Day),950000,FALSE,NA,3977,NA,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +138040,492,207,"Slick Publisher: Look, we market-tested the book, and it really got dinged on the whole ""trolls"" thing. I mean dinged! So we made some changes. Don't feel bad. Before we got our hands on ""Twilight,"" it was about a girl who fell in love with a golem.",950000,TRUE,5933,3977,Slick Publisher,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,"Look, we market-tested the book, and it really got dinged on the whole ""trolls"" thing. I mean dinged! So we made some changes. Don't feel bad. Before we got our hands on ""Twilight,"" it was about a girl who fell in love with a golem.",look we market-tested the book and it really got dinged on the whole trolls thing i mean dinged so we made some changes dont feel bad before we got our hands on twilight it was about a girl who fell in love with a golem,45 +138041,492,208,Slick Publisher: But teenagers weren't going to spend their allowances to join Team Schmul.,961000,TRUE,5933,3977,Slick Publisher,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,But teenagers weren't going to spend their allowances to join Team Schmul.,but teenagers werent going to spend their allowances to join team schmul,12 +138042,492,209,"Homer Simpson: But the trolls were the best part! Do the characters still say ""troll-y"" instead of ""cool?""",965000,TRUE,2,3977,Homer Simpson,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,"But the trolls were the best part! Do the characters still say ""troll-y"" instead of ""cool?""",but the trolls were the best part do the characters still say troll-y instead of cool,16 +138043,492,210,Slick Publisher: No.,970000,TRUE,5933,3977,Slick Publisher,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,No.,no,1 +138044,492,211,"Homer Simpson: Oh, that is so untroll-y!",970000,TRUE,2,3977,Homer Simpson,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,"Oh, that is so untroll-y!",oh that is so untroll-y,5 +138045,492,212,"Slick Publisher: Hey, if you don't want your words changed, write a screenplay. We own your book -- so why don't you go and cry into your million-dollar check.",972000,TRUE,5933,3977,Slick Publisher,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,"Hey, if you don't want your words changed, write a screenplay. We own your book -- so why don't you go and cry into your million-dollar check.",hey if you dont want your words changed write a screenplay we own your book -- so why dont you go and cry into your million-dollar check,27 +138046,492,213,Patty Bouvier: How could they do this to our book?,979000,TRUE,10,3977,Patty Bouvier,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,How could they do this to our book?,how could they do this to our book,8 +138047,492,214,Seymour Skinner: (HURT) It was the singular vision of seven people.,981000,TRUE,3,3977,Seymour Skinner,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,It was the singular vision of seven people.,it was the singular vision of seven people,8 +138048,492,215,"Neil Gaiman: What you're feeling is called ""pride of authorship."" You thought you only cared about money, but you actually care more about what you've created together.",985000,TRUE,5932,3977,Neil Gaiman,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,"What you're feeling is called ""pride of authorship."" You thought you only cared about money, but you actually care more about what you've created together.",what youre feeling is called pride of authorship you thought you only cared about money but you actually care more about what youve created together,25 +138049,492,216,Homer Simpson: British Fonzie is right. Our story is actually more important... than money.,994000,TRUE,2,3977,Homer Simpson,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,British Fonzie is right. Our story is actually more important... than money.,british fonzie is right our story is actually more important than money,12 +138050,492,217,"Patty Bouvier: I was gonna buy the apartment next door and fill it with dolls, but now that just sounds stupid!",1001000,TRUE,10,3977,Patty Bouvier,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,"I was gonna buy the apartment next door and fill it with dolls, but now that just sounds stupid!",i was gonna buy the apartment next door and fill it with dolls but now that just sounds stupid,19 +138051,492,218,Seymour Skinner: They can't do this to us -- we've gotta fight back!,1006000,TRUE,3,3977,Seymour Skinner,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,They can't do this to us -- we've gotta fight back!,they cant do this to us -- weve gotta fight back,11 +138052,492,219,Gang: Yeah! / Let's get 'em! / Oh yes! / He's right!,1009000,TRUE,5931,3977,Gang,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,Yeah! / Let's get 'em! / Oh yes! / He's right!,yeah lets get em oh yes hes right,8 +138053,492,220,"Bart Simpson: Rule number one of book heists: ""never fall in love with the book."" We queer the deal -- we lose the money!",1012000,TRUE,8,3977,Bart Simpson,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,"Rule number one of book heists: ""never fall in love with the book."" We queer the deal -- we lose the money!",rule number one of book heists never fall in love with the book we queer the deal -- we lose the money,22 +138054,492,221,"Seymour Skinner: Bart, remember the thousand-year war between the trolls and the ogres?",1017000,TRUE,3,3977,Seymour Skinner,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,"Bart, remember the thousand-year war between the trolls and the ogres?",bart remember the thousand-year war between the trolls and the ogres,11 +138055,492,222,Bart Simpson: Yeah?,1021000,TRUE,8,3977,Bart Simpson,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,Yeah?,yeah,1 +138056,492,223,Seymour Skinner: (GRIMLY) Now it's a dance contest at the vampire prom.,1021000,TRUE,3,3977,Seymour Skinner,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,Now it's a dance contest at the vampire prom.,now its a dance contest at the vampire prom,9 +138057,492,224,Bart Simpson: Let's steal back our book.,1028000,TRUE,8,3977,Bart Simpson,SLICK PUBLISHER'S OFFICE,Let's steal back our book.,lets steal back our book,5 +138058,492,225,(LITERARY TOWERS: EXT. LITERARY TOWERS - NIGHT),1041000,FALSE,NA,3978,NA,LITERARY TOWERS,NA,NA,NA +138059,492,226,Homer Simpson: Somewhere in that building is a computer with their sucky version of our masterpiece.,1041000,TRUE,2,3978,Homer Simpson,LITERARY TOWERS,Somewhere in that building is a computer with their sucky version of our masterpiece.,somewhere in that building is a computer with their sucky version of our masterpiece,14 +138060,492,227,"Bart Simpson: The book prints at midnight. So if we swap in the original version (HOLDS UP FLASH DRIVE), they'll print the wrong book -- our book.",1045000,TRUE,8,3978,Bart Simpson,LITERARY TOWERS,"The book prints at midnight. So if we swap in the original version , they'll print the wrong book -- our book.",the book prints at midnight so if we swap in the original version theyll print the wrong book -- our book,21 +138061,492,228,"Patty Bouvier: And before the publishers can do anything about it, ""The Troll Twins Of Underbridge Academy"" will be in every bookstore in America!",1051000,TRUE,10,3978,Patty Bouvier,LITERARY TOWERS,"And before the publishers can do anything about it, ""The Troll Twins Of Underbridge Academy"" will be in every bookstore in America!",and before the publishers can do anything about it the troll twins of underbridge academy will be in every bookstore in america,22 +138062,492,229,"Seymour Skinner: (INSPIRING) This is the Fuzzlepitch Finals, and tonight, we drink from the Wazzle Cup!",1059000,TRUE,3,3978,Seymour Skinner,LITERARY TOWERS,"This is the Fuzzlepitch Finals, and tonight, we drink from the Wazzle Cup!",this is the fuzzlepitch finals and tonight we drink from the wazzle cup,13 +138063,492,230,(LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY: INT. literary towers LOBBY - LATER),1063000,FALSE,NA,3979,NA,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,NA,NA,NA +138064,492,231,"Seymour Skinner: Hello, I'm the pizza delivery man.",1063000,TRUE,3,3979,Seymour Skinner,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,"Hello, I'm the pizza delivery man.",hello im the pizza delivery man,6 +138065,492,232,Guard: We didn't order a pizza.,1065000,TRUE,436,3979,Guard,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,We didn't order a pizza.,we didnt order a pizza,5 +138066,492,233,"Seymour Skinner: No, of course you didn't. The establishment I work for delivers pizzas to everyone, and then gives the customer the option of accepting or refusing delivery.",1066000,TRUE,3,3979,Seymour Skinner,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,"No, of course you didn't. The establishment I work for delivers pizzas to everyone, and then gives the customer the option of accepting or refusing delivery.",no of course you didnt the establishment i work for delivers pizzas to everyone and then gives the customer the option of accepting or refusing delivery,26 +138067,492,234,Guard: That's a terrible business strategy.,1074000,TRUE,436,3979,Guard,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,That's a terrible business strategy.,thats a terrible business strategy,5 +138068,492,235,"Seymour Skinner: No, no, it's quite sound.",1076000,TRUE,3,3979,Seymour Skinner,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,"No, no, it's quite sound.",no no its quite sound,5 +138069,492,236,"Guard: Okay, fine. Where's the pizza?",1078000,TRUE,436,3979,Guard,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,"Okay, fine. Where's the pizza?",okay fine wheres the pizza,5 +138070,492,237,Seymour Skinner: Pizza?,1080000,TRUE,3,3979,Seymour Skinner,LITERARY TOWERS LOBBY,Pizza?,pizza,1 +138071,492,238,(PRINTING ROOM FLOOR: int. printing room floor - NIGHT),1106000,FALSE,NA,3980,NA,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +138072,492,239,Bart Simpson: The central computer is through here. (HOLDS UP FLASH DRIVE) All we have to do is upload our file and--,1106000,TRUE,8,3980,Bart Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,The central computer is through here. All we have to do is upload our file and--,the central computer is through here all we have to do is upload our file and--,16 +138073,492,240,"Slick Publisher: Good evening, gentlemen.",1114000,TRUE,5933,3980,Slick Publisher,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,"Good evening, gentlemen.",good evening gentlemen,3 +138074,492,241,Bart Simpson: (SHAKING HEAD) Kansas City.,1116000,TRUE,8,3980,Bart Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,Kansas City.,kansas city,2 +138075,492,242,Homer Simpson: (SHAKING HEAD) Kansas City.,1117000,TRUE,2,3980,Homer Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,Kansas City.,kansas city,2 +138076,492,243,"Slick Publisher: So, you thought you would un-ruin your book. If it's any consolation, you never had a chance.",1119000,TRUE,5933,3980,Slick Publisher,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,"So, you thought you would un-ruin your book. If it's any consolation, you never had a chance.",so you thought you would un-ruin your book if its any consolation you never had a chance,17 +138077,492,244,Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! All right!,1125000,TRUE,2,3980,Homer Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,Woo-hoo! All right!,woo-hoo all right,3 +138078,492,245,Slick Publisher: Someone in your gang tipped me off to your little caper.,1126000,TRUE,5933,3980,Slick Publisher,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,Someone in your gang tipped me off to your little caper.,someone in your gang tipped me off to your little caper,11 +138079,492,246,Bart Simpson: A traitor?,1129000,TRUE,8,3980,Bart Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,A traitor?,a traitor,2 +138080,492,247,Moe Szyslak: I bet it's the Earl of Marmalade over here.,1133000,TRUE,17,3980,Moe Szyslak,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,I bet it's the Earl of Marmalade over here.,i bet its the earl of marmalade over here,9 +138081,492,248,Neil Gaiman: (TERRIFIED NOISE),1133000,FALSE,5932,3980,Neil Gaiman,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +138082,492,249,"Lisa Simpson: No, guys... it was me.",1136000,TRUE,9,3980,Lisa Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,"No, guys... it was me.",no guys it was me,5 +138083,492,250,Gang: (SHOCKED GASP) / It can't be! / Oh betrayal!,1138000,TRUE,5931,3980,Gang,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,/ It can't be! / Oh betrayal!,it cant be oh betrayal,5 +138084,492,251,Patty Bouvier: It's always a dame.,1140000,TRUE,10,3980,Patty Bouvier,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,It's always a dame.,its always a dame,4 +138087,492,254,Lisa Simpson: My name is finally on a book!,1147000,TRUE,9,3980,Lisa Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,My name is finally on a book!,my name is finally on a book,7 +138088,492,255,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) And they're letting me write the sequel! (RATIONALIZING) A hard deadline is just the kick in the pants I need to focus and get some serious writing done!,1149000,TRUE,9,3980,Lisa Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,And they're letting me write the sequel! A hard deadline is just the kick in the pants I need to focus and get some serious writing done!,and theyre letting me write the sequel a hard deadline is just the kick in the pants i need to focus and get some serious writing done,27 +138089,492,256,Slick Publisher: Now to enter the password and to authorize final publication. (TYPING) My favorite theme of wall calendars...,1158000,TRUE,5933,3980,Slick Publisher,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,Now to enter the password and to authorize final publication. My favorite theme of wall calendars...,now to enter the password and to authorize final publication my favorite theme of wall calendars,16 +138090,492,257,"Slick Publisher: Lisa, would you care to do the honors?",1165000,TRUE,5933,3980,Slick Publisher,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,"Lisa, would you care to do the honors?",lisa would you care to do the honors,8 +138091,492,258,Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry.,1169000,TRUE,9,3980,Lisa Simpson,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,I'm sorry.,im sorry,2 +138092,492,259,"Slick Publisher: Oh, by the way, the audio book is only available... abridged! Abridged!!! (EVIL LAUGH)",1178000,TRUE,5933,3980,Slick Publisher,PRINTING ROOM FLOOR,"Oh, by the way, the audio book is only available... abridged! Abridged!!!",oh by the way the audio book is only available abridged abridged,12 +138093,492,260,(Springfield: EXT. SPRINGFIELD - DAWN),1186000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +138094,492,261,"Homer Simpson: Well, we may have lost, but we gave the bad guy a laugh -- that's something.",1186000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Well, we may have lost, but we gave the bad guy a laugh -- that's something.",well we may have lost but we gave the bad guy a laugh -- thats something,16 +138095,492,262,Bart Simpson: Our book! The real one!,1195000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,Our book! The real one!,our book the real one,5 +138096,492,263,Gang: (SURPRISED GASP) / Yes! / Wonderful words!,1196000,TRUE,5931,216,Gang,Springfield,/ Yes! / Wonderful words!,yes wonderful words,3 +138097,492,264,"Lisa Simpson: No need to thank me, boys.",1199000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"No need to thank me, boys.",no need to thank me boys,6 +138098,492,265,"Homer Simpson: Hey, you wouldn't say that... unless there was a need to thank you.",1199000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Hey, you wouldn't say that... unless there was a need to thank you.",hey you wouldnt say that unless there was a need to thank you,13 +138099,492,266,Lisa Simpson: You could never have printed your version of the book without the publisher's password...,1206000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,You could never have printed your version of the book without the publisher's password...,you could never have printed your version of the book without the publishers password,14 +138100,492,267,Lisa Simpson: So I pretended to betray you... then after he typed the password...,1206000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,So I pretended to betray you... then after he typed the password...,so i pretended to betray you then after he typed the password,12 +138101,492,268,Lisa Simpson: I secretly switched the flash drives.,1214000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,I secretly switched the flash drives.,i secretly switched the flash drives,6 +138102,492,269,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) You switched the drives?,1219000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,You switched the drives?,you switched the drives,4 +138103,492,270,Lisa Simpson: I got the idea from every movie ever made.,1221000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,I got the idea from every movie ever made.,i got the idea from every movie ever made,9 +138104,492,271,(BOOKACCINOS: int. bookacCinos - day - a little later),1233000,FALSE,NA,3981,NA,BOOKACCINOS,NA,NA,NA +138105,492,272,"Lisa Simpson: And the best part is, my face is still on the back flap.",1233000,TRUE,9,3981,Lisa Simpson,BOOKACCINOS,"And the best part is, my face is still on the back flap.",and the best part is my face is still on the back flap,13 +138106,492,273,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),1233000,FALSE,9,3981,Lisa Simpson,BOOKACCINOS,NA,NA,NA +138107,492,274,Lisa Simpson: (ENRAGED) Gaiman!,1239000,TRUE,9,3981,Lisa Simpson,BOOKACCINOS,Gaiman!,gaiman,1 +138108,492,275,"Neil Gaiman: Poor Lisa, did it never occur to her that there might be three flash drives?",1246000,TRUE,5932,3981,Neil Gaiman,BOOKACCINOS,"Poor Lisa, did it never occur to her that there might be three flash drives?",poor lisa did it never occur to her that there might be three flash drives,15 +138109,492,276,Neil Gaiman: I've heisted my way to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is... I don't even know how to read. (EVIL LAUGH),1252000,TRUE,5932,3981,Neil Gaiman,BOOKACCINOS,I've heisted my way to the bestseller list once again. And the most brilliant part is... I don't even know how to read.,ive heisted my way to the bestseller list once again and the most brilliant part is i dont even know how to read,23 +138110,492,277,"Moe Szyslak: Gaiman, I've been waitin' to do this for a long time.",1275000,TRUE,17,3981,Moe Szyslak,BOOKACCINOS,"Gaiman, I've been waitin' to do this for a long time.",gaiman ive been waitin to do this for a long time,11 +138111,492,278,"Moe Szyslak: Congratulations, partner! We did it.",1282000,TRUE,17,3981,Moe Szyslak,BOOKACCINOS,"Congratulations, partner! We did it.",congratulations partner we did it,5 +138112,492,279,"Moe Szyslak: Neil, how come you watched me drink mine but didn't drink yours?",1286000,TRUE,17,3981,Moe Szyslak,BOOKACCINOS,"Neil, how come you watched me drink mine but didn't drink yours?",neil how come you watched me drink mine but didnt drink yours,12 +138113,492,280,"Neil Gaiman: It's simple, Moe. I don't like the taste... of poison.",1290000,TRUE,5932,3981,Neil Gaiman,BOOKACCINOS,"It's simple, Moe. I don't like the taste... of poison.",its simple moe i dont like the taste of poison,10 +138114,492,281,Moe Szyslak: Awwww... crap.,1294000,TRUE,17,3981,Moe Szyslak,BOOKACCINOS,Awwww... crap.,awwww crap,2 +138115,493,0,(Krustylu Studios: int. krustylu studios - stage - day),1315000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +138116,493,1,Bart Simpson: Is there any better feeling than waiting for a live Krusty show to start?,1315000,TRUE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,Is there any better feeling than waiting for a live Krusty show to start?,is there any better feeling than waiting for a live krusty show to start,14 +138117,493,2,Milhouse Van Houten: Maybe watching your bride coming down the aisle.,1315000,TRUE,25,701,Milhouse Van Houten,Krustylu Studios,Maybe watching your bride coming down the aisle.,maybe watching your bride coming down the aisle,8 +138118,493,3,Bart Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL) Hmmm.,1315000,TRUE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,Hmmm.,hmmm,1 +138119,493,4,Zombie Bride: (ZOMBIE NOISE),1315000,FALSE,5935,701,Zombie Bride,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +138120,493,5,Thought Bubble Homer: (A LITTLE CHOKED-UP) Why does she get to eat before the reception? (CRYING),1315000,TRUE,3083,701,Thought Bubble Homer,Krustylu Studios,Why does she get to eat before the reception?,why does she get to eat before the reception,9 +138121,493,6,Sideshow Mel: Seltzer bottle connected and pressurized?,1315000,TRUE,699,701,Sideshow Mel,Krustylu Studios,Seltzer bottle connected and pressurized?,seltzer bottle connected and pressurized,5 +138122,493,7,Krusty the Clown: Check.,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Check.,check,1 +138123,493,8,Sideshow Mel: Roll-up dicky set to six?,1315000,TRUE,699,701,Sideshow Mel,Krustylu Studios,Roll-up dicky set to six?,roll-up dicky set to six,5 +138124,493,9,Krusty the Clown: Nope. Eleven!,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Nope. Eleven!,nope eleven,2 +138125,493,10,Sideshow Mel: (GASPS),1315000,FALSE,699,701,Sideshow Mel,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +138126,493,11,"Krusty the Clown: My comedy comes from taking risks! Or avoiding them, I can't remember.",1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"My comedy comes from taking risks! Or avoiding them, I can't remember.",my comedy comes from taking risks or avoiding them i cant remember,12 +138127,493,12,"Female Marketing Executive: Krusty, we need to talk.",1315000,TRUE,5936,701,Female Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,"Krusty, we need to talk.",krusty we need to talk,5 +138128,493,13,Krusty the Clown: Make it fast. I've got a coiled up spring ready to boi-oi-oi-oi-oing. (MOANS) Why can't I be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch except when he's off work.,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Make it fast. I've got a coiled up spring ready to boi-oi-oi-oi-oing. Why can't I be funny with just my words? Bill Maher doesn't put dangerous things near his crotch except when he's off work.,make it fast ive got a coiled up spring ready to boi-oi-oi-oi-oing why cant i be funny with just my words bill maher doesnt put dangerous things near his crotch except when hes off work,35 +138129,493,14,"Male Marketing Executive: (MILD CHUCKLE, THEN:) It's about your vodka, ""Absolut Krusty.""",1315000,TRUE,5937,701,Male Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,"It's about your vodka, ""Absolut Krusty.""",its about your vodka absolut krusty,6 +138130,493,15,"Female Marketing Executive: We're having trouble persuading people it's hip to drink a vodka made by a clown, in a bottle shaped like a clown, that does this when you open it...",1315000,TRUE,5936,701,Female Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,"We're having trouble persuading people it's hip to drink a vodka made by a clown, in a bottle shaped like a clown, that does this when you open it...",were having trouble persuading people its hip to drink a vodka made by a clown in a bottle shaped like a clown that does this when you open it,29 +138131,493,16,Krusty the Clown: (CHUCKLES) Always gets me.,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Always gets me.,always gets me,3 +138132,493,17,"Male Marketing Executive: Yeah, plus that TV special where you drank another brand of vodka didn't help.",1315000,TRUE,5937,701,Male Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,"Yeah, plus that TV special where you drank another brand of vodka didn't help.",yeah plus that tv special where you drank another brand of vodka didnt help,14 +138133,493,18,Krusty the Clown: I used up my stuff poisoning deer!,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,I used up my stuff poisoning deer!,i used up my stuff poisoning deer,7 +138134,493,19,"Male Marketing Executive: If we're ever gonna sell your vodka, we need to do something completely unorthodox: a viral marketing campaign.",1315000,TRUE,5937,701,Male Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,"If we're ever gonna sell your vodka, we need to do something completely unorthodox: a viral marketing campaign.",if were ever gonna sell your vodka we need to do something completely unorthodox a viral marketing campaign,18 +138135,493,20,Krusty the Clown: Get to the point! Unless you want a face full of clown chunks!,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Get to the point! Unless you want a face full of clown chunks!,get to the point unless you want a face full of clown chunks,13 +138136,493,21,Male Marketing Executive: People are more likely to drink your vodka if they think all their coolest friends are drinking it.,1315000,TRUE,5937,701,Male Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,People are more likely to drink your vodka if they think all their coolest friends are drinking it.,people are more likely to drink your vodka if they think all their coolest friends are drinking it,18 +138137,493,22,Female Marketing Executive: So we pay for a big party at the home of a Springfield trendsetter.,1315000,TRUE,5936,701,Female Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,So we pay for a big party at the home of a Springfield trendsetter.,so we pay for a big party at the home of a springfield trendsetter,14 +138138,493,23,"Male Marketing Executive: ...your Brockman, your Bumblebee Man...",1315000,TRUE,5937,701,Male Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,"...your Brockman, your Bumblebee Man...",your brockman your bumblebee man,5 +138139,493,24,"Female Marketing Executive: He invites his cool friends, we serve free cocktails, made with your vodka, generating buzz.",1315000,TRUE,5936,701,Female Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,"He invites his cool friends, we serve free cocktails, made with your vodka, generating buzz.",he invites his cool friends we serve free cocktails made with your vodka generating buzz,15 +138140,493,25,Krusty the Clown: We've got buzz.,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,We've got buzz.,weve got buzz,3 +138141,493,26,Female Marketing Executive: Positive buzz.,1315000,TRUE,5936,701,Female Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,Positive buzz.,positive buzz,2 +138142,493,27,Krusty the Clown: (STUNNED) That exists? Wow.,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,That exists? Wow.,that exists wow,3 +138172,493,57,"Lenny Leonard: Boy, everyone from the nuclear plant is here. Except the bosses, of course.",1315000,TRUE,165,25,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Living Room,"Boy, everyone from the nuclear plant is here. Except the bosses, of course.",boy everyone from the nuclear plant is here except the bosses of course,13 +138143,493,28,Female Marketing Executive: So all you have to do is find one of your loyal fans whose house we can trash and friends you can exploit.,1315000,TRUE,5936,701,Female Marketing Executive,Krustylu Studios,So all you have to do is find one of your loyal fans whose house we can trash and friends you can exploit.,so all you have to do is find one of your loyal fans whose house we can trash and friends you can exploit,23 +138144,493,29,Krusty the Clown: (ANGUISHED NOISE) I need a drink.,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,I need a drink.,i need a drink,4 +138145,493,30,Krusty the Clown: Not that! Never that!,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Not that! Never that!,not that never that,4 +138146,493,31,"Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey kids! Who wants to host a viral marketing event?",1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"Hey, hey kids! Who wants to host a viral marketing event?",hey hey kids who wants to host a viral marketing event,11 +138147,493,32,Kids: (THUNDEROUS CHEER),1315000,FALSE,39,701,Kids,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +138148,493,33,Krusty the Clown: All you have to do is write me a letter about how hip and influential your parents are.,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,All you have to do is write me a letter about how hip and influential your parents are.,all you have to do is write me a letter about how hip and influential your parents are,18 +138149,493,34,"Bart Simpson: Milhouse, I'm gonna win that thing.",1315000,TRUE,8,701,Bart Simpson,Krustylu Studios,"Milhouse, I'm gonna win that thing.",milhouse im gonna win that thing,6 +138150,493,35,"Milhouse Van Houten: How do you know, Bart? Maybe for once I'll win.",1315000,TRUE,25,701,Milhouse Van Houten,Krustylu Studios,"How do you know, Bart? Maybe for once I'll win.",how do you know bart maybe for once ill win,10 +138151,493,36,Krusty the Clown: Children of troubled marriages not eligible.,1315000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Children of troubled marriages not eligible.,children of troubled marriages not eligible,6 +138152,493,37,Milhouse Van Houten: (ANGUISHED NOISE),1315000,FALSE,25,701,Milhouse Van Houten,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +138153,493,38,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - a week later - establishing),1315000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138154,493,39,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED) So... why are you here? (WORRIED) Is it about that unauthorized Krusty lookalike I hired for Lisa's first communion? What was his name?,1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,So... why are you here? Is it about that unauthorized Krusty lookalike I hired for Lisa's first communion? What was his name?,so why are you here is it about that unauthorized krusty lookalike i hired for lisas first communion what was his name,22 +138155,493,40,Lisa Simpson: Krappy the Klunk.,1315000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Krappy the Klunk.,krappy the klunk,3 +138156,493,41,Lisa Simpson: See?,1315000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,See?,see,1 +138157,493,42,"Female Marketing Executive: Homer, we're here to throw the most redonkulous marketing outreach this town's ever seen. All you have to do is invite every cool person you know.",1315000,TRUE,5936,5,Female Marketing Executive,Simpson Home,"Homer, we're here to throw the most redonkulous marketing outreach this town's ever seen. All you have to do is invite every cool person you know.",homer were here to throw the most redonkulous marketing outreach this towns ever seen all you have to do is invite every cool person you know,26 +138158,493,43,"Bart Simpson: Hey, I wrote the application. Do any of my friends get to come?",1315000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, I wrote the application. Do any of my friends get to come?",hey i wrote the application do any of my friends get to come,13 +138159,493,44,"Male Marketing Executive: One friend. He can listen to music with headphones on, he gets one slice of cheese pizza, and if the party gets slow, he has to pretend to let Krusty save him from drowning.",1315000,TRUE,5937,5,Male Marketing Executive,Simpson Home,"One friend. He can listen to music with headphones on, he gets one slice of cheese pizza, and if the party gets slow, he has to pretend to let Krusty save him from drowning.",one friend he can listen to music with headphones on he gets one slice of cheese pizza and if the party gets slow he has to pretend to let krusty save him from drowning,34 +138160,493,45,Female Marketing Executive: Redonkulous!,1315000,TRUE,5936,5,Female Marketing Executive,Simpson Home,Redonkulous!,redonkulous,1 +138161,493,46,Male Marketing Executive: Off the dilge!,1315000,TRUE,5937,5,Male Marketing Executive,Simpson Home,Off the dilge!,off the dilge,3 +138162,493,47,(Simpson Home: EXt. simpsons house - evening - establishing),1315000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138163,493,48,Homer Simpson: This party is so much better than the crummy ones we plan. (CHUCKLES),1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This party is so much better than the crummy ones we plan.,this party is so much better than the crummy ones we plan,12 +138164,493,49,Marge Simpson: I hope Bart's having fun.,1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I hope Bart's having fun.,i hope barts having fun,5 +138165,493,50,Sideshow Mel: And that's why John Gielgud is more of a father to me than my own father!,1315000,TRUE,699,5,Sideshow Mel,Simpson Home,And that's why John Gielgud is more of a father to me than my own father!,and thats why john gielgud is more of a father to me than my own father,16 +138166,493,51,Bart Simpson: Where's the nachos you promised?,1315000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Where's the nachos you promised?,wheres the nachos you promised,5 +138167,493,52,Sideshow Mel: There'll be time enough for nachos!,1315000,TRUE,699,5,Sideshow Mel,Simpson Home,There'll be time enough for nachos!,therell be time enough for nachos,6 +138168,493,53,Kirk Van Houten: Why can't I go to the grownup room?,1315000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,Why can't I go to the grownup room?,why cant i go to the grownup room,8 +138169,493,54,Sideshow Mel: You said the clown scared you.,1315000,TRUE,699,5,Sideshow Mel,Simpson Home,You said the clown scared you.,you said the clown scared you,6 +138170,493,55,Kirk Van Houten: Well he did a little.,1315000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,Well he did a little.,well he did a little,5 +138171,493,56,(Simpson Living Room: int. simpsons Living room - continuous),1315000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +138173,493,58,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, even Homer's not dumb enough to invite...",1315000,TRUE,170,25,Carl Carlson,Simpson Living Room,"Yeah, even Homer's not dumb enough to invite...",yeah even homers not dumb enough to invite,8 +138175,493,60,"C. Montgomery Burns: This is the famous ""party.""",1315000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,"This is the famous ""party.""",this is the famous party,5 +138176,493,61,C. Montgomery Burns: Feh. Guh. (RE: LENNY AND CARL) Pffoy.,1315000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,Feh. Guh. Pffoy.,feh guh pffoy,3 +138177,493,62,Female Marketing Executive: He's destroying our youthful demographic!,1315000,TRUE,5936,25,Female Marketing Executive,Simpson Living Room,He's destroying our youthful demographic!,hes destroying our youthful demographic,5 +138178,493,63,"Krusty the Clown: Oh God, I need a drink!",1315000,TRUE,139,25,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Living Room,"Oh God, I need a drink!",oh god i need a drink,6 +138179,493,64,Krusty the Clown: ...so the car in front of us forgot to validate his... (SEES BURNS) um...,1315000,TRUE,139,25,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Living Room,...so the car in front of us forgot to validate his... um...,so the car in front of us forgot to validate his um,12 +138180,493,65,C. Montgomery Burns: (AWKWARDLY INTERRUPTING) I was in an anecdote once!,1315000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,I was in an anecdote once!,i was in an anecdote once,6 +138181,493,66,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Um, I have surgery in the morning.",1315000,TRUE,332,25,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Living Room,"Um, I have surgery in the morning.",um i have surgery in the morning,7 +138182,493,67,Worker: Yeah and... I'm the one having the surgery.,1315000,TRUE,534,25,Worker,Simpson Living Room,Yeah and... I'm the one having the surgery.,yeah and im the one having the surgery,8 +138183,493,68,"Female Marketing Executive: Homer, you're the nominal host! Do something!",1315000,TRUE,5936,25,Female Marketing Executive,Simpson Living Room,"Homer, you're the nominal host! Do something!",homer youre the nominal host do something,7 +138184,493,69,Homer Simpson: (PANICKY NOISES),1315000,FALSE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +138185,493,70,"Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY FRIENDLY) Mr. Burns, so glad you're here! Finally the party can get started!",1315000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Mr. Burns, so glad you're here! Finally the party can get started!",mr burns so glad youre here finally the party can get started,12 +138186,493,71,C. Montgomery Burns: (GRUMPY) Your cotillion seems to be in full promenade.,1315000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,Your cotillion seems to be in full promenade.,your cotillion seems to be in full promenade,8 +138187,493,72,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Good one... uh... Mr. Burns, everyone is dying to hear you sing karaoke.",1315000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Good one... uh... Mr. Burns, everyone is dying to hear you sing karaoke.",good one uh mr burns everyone is dying to hear you sing karaoke,13 +138188,493,73,"Homer Simpson: C'mon, just pick a popular song.",1315000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"C'mon, just pick a popular song.",cmon just pick a popular song,6 +138189,493,74,C. Montgomery Burns: (TO OPERATOR) Do you have anything by Prince... Wilhelm of Prussia?,1315000,TRUE,15,25,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Living Room,Do you have anything by Prince... Wilhelm of Prussia?,do you have anything by prince wilhelm of prussia,9 +138190,493,75,"Karaoke Operator: (WISEGUY) I have sixteen million songs, but, uh, no.",1315000,TRUE,5938,25,Karaoke Operator,Simpson Living Room,"I have sixteen million songs, but, uh, no.",i have sixteen million songs but uh no,8 +138191,493,76,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Just play the oldest, stupidest thing in your catalog.",1315000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Just play the oldest, stupidest thing in your catalog.",just play the oldest stupidest thing in your catalog,9 +138192,493,77,Karaoke Operator: Let me check my beeswax cylinders.,1315000,TRUE,5938,25,Karaoke Operator,Simpson Living Room,Let me check my beeswax cylinders.,let me check my beeswax cylinders,6 +138193,493,78,"Karaoke Operator: (TAKING ONE CYLINDER) Ah, here we are...",1315000,TRUE,5938,25,Karaoke Operator,Simpson Living Room,"Ah, here we are...",ah here we are,4 +138194,493,79,(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - lateR),1315000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138195,493,80,C. Montgomery Burns: (SINGING) COME JOSEPHINE IN MY FLYING MACHINE!,1315000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,COME JOSEPHINE IN MY FLYING MACHINE!,come josephine in my flying machine,6 +138196,493,81,Homer Simpson: GOING UP SHE GOES! UP SHE GOES!,1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,GOING UP SHE GOES! UP SHE GOES!,going up she goes up she goes,7 +138197,493,82,C. Montgomery Burns: BALANCE YOURSELF LIKE A BIRD ON A BEAM,1315000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,BALANCE YOURSELF LIKE A BIRD ON A BEAM,balance yourself like a bird on a beam,8 +138198,493,83,Crowd: IN THE AIR SHE GOES! THERE SHE GOES!,1315000,TRUE,75,5,Crowd,Simpson Home,IN THE AIR SHE GOES! THERE SHE GOES!,in the air she goes there she goes,8 +138199,493,84,C. Montgomery Burns: (FLATTERED GIGGLE) May you all fly in an aero-plane someday.,1315000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,May you all fly in an aero-plane someday.,may you all fly in an aero-plane someday,8 +138200,493,85,"Waylon Smithers: You certainly seem to be enjoying yourself, sir.",1315000,TRUE,14,5,Waylon Smithers,Simpson Home,"You certainly seem to be enjoying yourself, sir.",you certainly seem to be enjoying yourself sir,8 +138201,493,86,C. Montgomery Burns: Indeed. That Homer Simpson is the beating baboon heart of this party.,1315000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,Indeed. That Homer Simpson is the beating baboon heart of this party.,indeed that homer simpson is the beating baboon heart of this party,12 +138202,493,87,"Homer Simpson: (TO CLETUS) ...So he says, ""Bigamy is having one too many wives."" (TO HIBBERT) To which I replied, ""So's monogamy.""",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"...So he says, ""Bigamy is having one too many wives."" To which I replied, ""So's monogamy.""",so he says bigamy is having one too many wives to which i replied sos monogamy,16 +138203,493,88,Cletus Spuckler: (CHUCKLE) / Yeah!,1315000,TRUE,1413,5,Cletus Spuckler,Simpson Home,/ Yeah!,yeah,1 +138204,493,89,C. Montgomery Burns: I may have a use for this Simpson character higher up in the organization.,1315000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,I may have a use for this Simpson character higher up in the organization.,i may have a use for this simpson character higher up in the organization,14 +138257,493,142,"Marge Simpson: Welcome home, handsome! (LONG SEXY SMOOCH)",1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Welcome home, handsome!",welcome home handsome,3 +138205,493,90,Waylon Smithers: Really? Well... as safety inspector he hasn't exactly set the world on fire. Although he came close several times.,1315000,TRUE,14,5,Waylon Smithers,Simpson Home,Really? Well... as safety inspector he hasn't exactly set the world on fire. Although he came close several times.,really well as safety inspector he hasnt exactly set the world on fire although he came close several times,19 +138206,493,91,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),1315000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +138207,493,92,"C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson, you're probably wondering why you're here.",1315000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Simpson, you're probably wondering why you're here.",simpson youre probably wondering why youre here,7 +138208,493,93,"Homer Simpson: It's never good. I always wind up being chased by hounds, or falling through a trap door...or being a peg in your game of human croquet...",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"It's never good. I always wind up being chased by hounds, or falling through a trap door...or being a peg in your game of human croquet...",its never good i always wind up being chased by hounds or falling through a trap dooror being a peg in your game of human croquet,26 +138209,493,94,"C. Montgomery Burns: When I made you a hoop you split your pants! Now here at the plant there's no position more important than our accounts man, who's responsible for glad-handing our customers and suppliers. I'd like you to take over that position.",1315000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"When I made you a hoop you split your pants! Now here at the plant there's no position more important than our accounts man, who's responsible for glad-handing our customers and suppliers. I'd like you to take over that position.",when i made you a hoop you split your pants now here at the plant theres no position more important than our accounts man whos responsible for glad-handing our customers and suppliers id like you to take over that position,40 +138210,493,95,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS) The last thing I understood in that was ""pants.""",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"The last thing I understood in that was ""pants.""",the last thing i understood in that was pants,9 +138211,493,96,"C. Montgomery Burns: Just give me your answer! And make it quick! Our current ""account man,"" Robert Marlowe here, is retiring at the end of the month.",1315000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Just give me your answer! And make it quick! Our current ""account man,"" Robert Marlowe here, is retiring at the end of the month.",just give me your answer and make it quick our current account man robert marlowe here is retiring at the end of the month,24 +138212,493,97,Robert Marlowe: In two weeks the only tie I'll be wearing is for autoerotic pleasure.,1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,In two weeks the only tie I'll be wearing is for autoerotic pleasure.,in two weeks the only tie ill be wearing is for autoerotic pleasure,13 +138213,493,98,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes. Simpson, only you have the bonhomie and rotund charm to replace him. (ENTICING) It means a hefty expense account and a corner office.",1315000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yes. Simpson, only you have the bonhomie and rotund charm to replace him. It means a hefty expense account and a corner office.",yes simpson only you have the bonhomie and rotund charm to replace him it means a hefty expense account and a corner office,23 +138214,493,99,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Well, in that case...",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, in that case...",well in that case,4 +138215,493,100,"Robert Marlowe: Before you say yes, Simpson, I feel it's my duty to warn you... (SERIOUS) ...account men lose their soul.",1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Before you say yes, Simpson, I feel it's my duty to warn you... ...account men lose their soul.",before you say yes simpson i feel its my duty to warn you account men lose their soul,18 +138216,493,101,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! No more church!,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Woo hoo! No more church!,woo hoo no more church,5 +138217,493,102,"Homer Simpson: So long, Sector 7-G...hello, Sector 22-F!",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"So long, Sector 7-G...hello, Sector 22-F!",so long sector 7-ghello sector 22-f,6 +138218,493,103,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Springfield nuclear - high-rise office building - day),1315000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +138219,493,104,Homer Simpson: (TURNED-ON NOISE),1315000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +138220,493,105,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - corner office - continuous),1315000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +138221,493,106,"Robert Marlowe: The higher they rise, the further they fall!",1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"The higher they rise, the further they fall!",the higher they rise the further they fall,8 +138222,493,107,"Homer Simpson: You know, you're kind of a downer.",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You know, you're kind of a downer.",you know youre kind of a downer,7 +138223,493,108,Homer Simpson: I thought you were retiring. Why are you still here?,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I thought you were retiring. Why are you still here?,i thought you were retiring why are you still here,10 +138224,493,109,"Robert Marlowe: Hey, you're a baby account man. Still on the bottle. (SHAKES WHISKEY BOTTLE) So for my last good deed before I retire, I'm gonna help you persuade Mayor Quimby to sign off on a nuclear rate hike.",1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, you're a baby account man. Still on the bottle. So for my last good deed before I retire, I'm gonna help you persuade Mayor Quimby to sign off on a nuclear rate hike.",hey youre a baby account man still on the bottle so for my last good deed before i retire im gonna help you persuade mayor quimby to sign off on a nuclear rate hike,34 +138225,493,110,"Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) Uh-oh, a meeting with the Mayor. How do I prepare for that?",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh-oh, a meeting with the Mayor. How do I prepare for that?",uh-oh a meeting with the mayor how do i prepare for that,12 +138226,493,111,"Homer Simpson: (KNOWING CHUCKLE) I see. (DRAINS GLASS) Now, how do I prepare for the meeting with the Mayor?",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I see. Now, how do I prepare for the meeting with the Mayor?",i see now how do i prepare for the meeting with the mayor,13 +138227,493,112,"Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE TIPSY) I am really enjoying this, but, um... (DOWN TO BUSINESS) Hello! Meeting with the Mayor?",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I am really enjoying this, but, um... Hello! Meeting with the Mayor?",i am really enjoying this but um hello meeting with the mayor,12 +138228,493,113,Homer Simpson: (TIPSIER) Awww... bourbon go bye-bye.,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Awww... bourbon go bye-bye.,awww bourbon go bye-bye,4 +138229,493,114,"Robert Marlowe: There ain't enough bourbon in Kentucky for you, big guy.",1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"There ain't enough bourbon in Kentucky for you, big guy.",there aint enough bourbon in kentucky for you big guy,10 +138230,493,115,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, the governor wrote me a letter to that effect.",yeah the governor wrote me a letter to that effect,10 +138231,493,116,"(The Loin King: ext. ""THE LOIN KING"" restaurant - evening)",1315000,FALSE,NA,3982,NA,The Loin King,NA,NA,NA +138232,493,117,(Chophouse: int. chophouse - continuous),1315000,FALSE,NA,3983,NA,Chophouse,NA,NA,NA +138233,493,118,"Homer Simpson: Wow, I can't believe I'm eating steak with the Mayor. The next time I vote for you it's gonna be on purpose.",1315000,TRUE,2,3983,Homer Simpson,Chophouse,"Wow, I can't believe I'm eating steak with the Mayor. The next time I vote for you it's gonna be on purpose.",wow i cant believe im eating steak with the mayor the next time i vote for you its gonna be on purpose,22 +138234,493,119,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Much obliged. Now, ah, where would you uh like to discuss your proposed tax breaks?",1315000,TRUE,240,3983,Mayor Joe Quimby,Chophouse,"Much obliged. Now, ah, where would you uh like to discuss your proposed tax breaks?",much obliged now ah where would you uh like to discuss your proposed tax breaks,15 +138235,493,120,"Carl Carlson: (THROUGH WINDOW) Hey Homer! / Look at you, man!",1315000,TRUE,170,3983,Carl Carlson,Chophouse,"Hey Homer! / Look at you, man!",hey homer look at you man,6 +138236,493,121,Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) I've outgrown you!,1315000,TRUE,2,3983,Homer Simpson,Chophouse,I've outgrown you!,ive outgrown you,3 +138237,493,122,"Homer Simpson: (TO MAYOR, HAUGHTILY) Ah, Mr. Mayor! More peanut nore?",1315000,TRUE,2,3983,Homer Simpson,Chophouse,"Ah, Mr. Mayor! More peanut nore?",ah mr mayor more peanut nore,6 +138238,493,123,"Carl Carlson: (TO LENNY) Say what you will, man, he's pretty resourceful.",1315000,TRUE,170,3983,Carl Carlson,Chophouse,"Say what you will, man, he's pretty resourceful.",say what you will man hes pretty resourceful,8 +138239,493,124,(Springfield Atoms Stadium: Ext. Springfield Atoms stadium - day),1315000,FALSE,NA,3896,NA,Springfield Atoms Stadium,NA,NA,NA +138240,493,125,(SPORTS STADIUM: int. sports stadium - day),1315000,FALSE,NA,3984,NA,SPORTS STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +138241,493,126,"Homer Simpson: Wow, these seats are amazing.",1315000,TRUE,2,3984,Homer Simpson,SPORTS STADIUM,"Wow, these seats are amazing.",wow these seats are amazing,5 +138242,493,127,Robert Marlowe: And if you don't like the score you can change it yourself.,1315000,TRUE,5939,3984,Robert Marlowe,SPORTS STADIUM,And if you don't like the score you can change it yourself.,and if you dont like the score you can change it yourself,12 +138243,493,128,Homer Simpson: Bo-ring.,1315000,TRUE,2,3984,Homer Simpson,SPORTS STADIUM,Bo-ring.,bo-ring,1 +138244,493,129,"Homer Simpson: (THRILLED) God, what a great game! And you too can be on the winning team, Mr. Mayor. The Springfield Nuclear Team.",1315000,TRUE,2,3984,Homer Simpson,SPORTS STADIUM,"God, what a great game! And you too can be on the winning team, Mr. Mayor. The Springfield Nuclear Team.",god what a great game and you too can be on the winning team mr mayor the springfield nuclear team,20 +138245,493,130,Mayor Joe Quimby: (IMPRESSED) I have never heard an analogy involving sports! I love it!,1315000,TRUE,240,3984,Mayor Joe Quimby,SPORTS STADIUM,I have never heard an analogy involving sports! I love it!,i have never heard an analogy involving sports i love it,11 +138246,493,131,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - homer's corner office - day),1315000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +138247,493,132,Homer Simpson: I can't believe that was work!,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I can't believe that was work!,i cant believe that was work,6 +138248,493,133,"Robert Marlowe: Yeah, but work is over now. Wanna drink with me till I fall asleep?",1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, but work is over now. Wanna drink with me till I fall asleep?",yeah but work is over now wanna drink with me till i fall asleep,14 +138249,493,134,"Homer Simpson: (TORN) Oh, well...",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, well...",oh well,2 +138250,493,135,Homer Simpson: I really should look at this picture a little longer.,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I really should look at this picture a little longer.,i really should look at this picture a little longer,10 +138251,493,136,"Homer Simpson: (GRABBING COAT) Okay, let's go.",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Okay, let's go.",okay lets go,3 +138252,493,137,"Robert Marlowe: Great. Now in honor of my last day on the hamster wheel, I have a little gift for you.",1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Great. Now in honor of my last day on the hamster wheel, I have a little gift for you.",great now in honor of my last day on the hamster wheel i have a little gift for you,19 +138253,493,138,Robert Marlowe: This set of bar tools has been passed down from account man to account man since the dawn of history... 1956.,1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,This set of bar tools has been passed down from account man to account man since the dawn of history... 1956.,this set of bar tools has been passed down from account man to account man since the dawn of history 1956,21 +138254,493,139,Homer Simpson: (TEARFUL) Can you be my dad?,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Can you be my dad?,can you be my dad,5 +138255,493,140,Robert Marlowe: If your mom was a secretary there's a good chance I am.,1315000,TRUE,5939,10,Robert Marlowe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,If your mom was a secretary there's a good chance I am.,if your mom was a secretary theres a good chance i am,12 +138256,493,141,(Simpson Home: ext. simpsons house - several nights later - late evening),1315000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138258,493,143,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) It's a rat race, but it looks like I won.",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's a rat race, but it looks like I won.",its a rat race but it looks like i won,10 +138259,493,144,Marge Simpson: (FLIRTY) To the victor go the spoils.,1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,To the victor go the spoils.,to the victor go the spoils,6 +138260,493,145,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, you were supposed to read me a bedtime story.",1315000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, you were supposed to read me a bedtime story.",dad you were supposed to read me a bedtime story,10 +138261,493,146,"Homer Simpson: Oh sorry, sweetie. Bart can read it to you.",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh sorry, sweetie. Bart can read it to you.",oh sorry sweetie bart can read it to you,9 +138262,493,147,Bart Simpson: (SCORNFUL) Read to Lisa? Why don't you just ask me to kiss her?,1315000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Read to Lisa? Why don't you just ask me to kiss her?,read to lisa why dont you just ask me to kiss her,12 +138263,493,148,Marge Simpson: If you kissed her that would be lovely.,1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,If you kissed her that would be lovely.,if you kissed her that would be lovely,8 +138264,493,149,Bart Simpson: (PANICKY) I'll read! I'll read!,1315000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll read! I'll read!,ill read ill read,4 +138265,493,150,Homer Simpson: (STERNLY) And kiss.,1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And kiss.,and kiss,2 +138266,493,151,Lisa Simpson: Does anybody want my opinion?,1315000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Does anybody want my opinion?,does anybody want my opinion,5 +138267,493,152,"Homer Simpson: Please, Lisa. I had eighteen martinis today.",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Please, Lisa. I had eighteen martinis today.",please lisa i had eighteen martinis today,7 +138268,493,153,Marge Simpson: (SEXY) Hel-lo.,1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Hel-lo.,hel-lo,1 +138269,493,154,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. lisa's bedroom - a little later),1315000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +138270,493,155,"Bart Simpson: All right, Lis, let's get this stupid bedtime story over with.",1315000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"All right, Lis, let's get this stupid bedtime story over with.",all right lis lets get this stupid bedtime story over with,11 +138271,493,156,Lisa Simpson: Proceed to the page with the butterfly bookmark as I cuddle up with Madame Bunny.,1315000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Proceed to the page with the butterfly bookmark as I cuddle up with Madame Bunny.,proceed to the page with the butterfly bookmark as i cuddle up with madame bunny,15 +138272,493,157,Bart Simpson: (WITH DIFFICULTY) If genn-i-oos--,1315000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,If genn-i-oos--,if genn-i-oos--,2 +138273,493,158,Lisa Simpson: (LOOKING AT BOOK) Genius.,1315000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Genius.,genius,1 +138274,493,159,Bart Simpson: ...is eternal pati... pat-eh... pa-tie...,1315000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,...is eternal pati... pat-eh... pa-tie...,is eternal pati pat-eh pa-tie,5 +138275,493,160,Lisa Simpson: (LOOKING AT BOOK) Patience! Patience! Get on with it!,1315000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Patience! Patience! Get on with it!,patience patience get on with it,6 +138276,493,161,"Bart Simpson: Shut up! Shut up! I'm a bad reader, okay?!",1315000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Shut up! Shut up! I'm a bad reader, okay?!",shut up shut up im a bad reader okay,9 +138277,493,162,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I could help you...",1315000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Well, I could help you...",well i could help you,5 +138278,493,163,"Bart Simpson: I don't want your help! I'll get one of those jobs where you don't need to read, like French fry maker or general.",1315000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"I don't want your help! I'll get one of those jobs where you don't need to read, like French fry maker or general.",i dont want your help ill get one of those jobs where you dont need to read like french fry maker or general,23 +138279,493,164,"Lisa Simpson: Well, you're getting my help.",1315000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Well, you're getting my help.",well youre getting my help,5 +138280,493,165,Bart Simpson: Forget it.,1315000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Forget it.,forget it,2 +138281,493,166,Lisa Simpson: Don't you want to be able to read the things people carve into your chest in prison?,1315000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Don't you want to be able to read the things people carve into your chest in prison?,dont you want to be able to read the things people carve into your chest in prison,17 +138282,493,167,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) I guess.,1315000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I guess.,i guess,2 +138283,493,168,Homer Simpson: Close enough.,1315000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Close enough.,close enough,2 +138284,493,169,(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - lisa's bedroom - night),1315000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138285,493,170,"Bart Simpson: ""But when the helpful voice was silent, the daily lesson over, the beloved presence gone, and nothing remained but loneliness and grief, then Jo found her promise very hard to keep.""",1315000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"""But when the helpful voice was silent, the daily lesson over, the beloved presence gone, and nothing remained but loneliness and grief, then Jo found her promise very hard to keep.""",but when the helpful voice was silent the daily lesson over the beloved presence gone and nothing remained but loneliness and grief then jo found her promise very hard to keep,31 +138286,493,171,"Lisa Simpson: We did it, Bart! (HUGS BART) I'm a mentor!",1315000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"We did it, Bart! I'm a mentor!",we did it bart im a mentor,7 +138287,493,172,Bart Simpson: Big deal. You taught me to read one book.,1315000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Big deal. You taught me to read one book.,big deal you taught me to read one book,9 +138288,493,173,Lisa Simpson: No Bart! You can read other books too!,1315000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,No Bart! You can read other books too!,no bart you can read other books too,8 +138289,493,174,Bart Simpson: (SHOCKED) What?!,1315000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What?!,what,1 +138290,493,175,"Marge Simpson: Homie, what are you doing?",1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, what are you doing?",homie what are you doing,5 +138291,493,176,Homer Simpson: My work is so meaningless.,1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,My work is so meaningless.,my work is so meaningless,5 +138292,493,177,Marge Simpson: You make electricity. It runs the hospital!,1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You make electricity. It runs the hospital!,you make electricity it runs the hospital,7 +138293,493,178,"Homer Simpson: You can't touch electricity, Marge. You can't feel it.",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You can't touch electricity, Marge. You can't feel it.",you cant touch electricity marge you cant feel it,9 +138294,493,179,Marge Simpson: That's because it would kill you.,1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's because it would kill you.,thats because it would kill you,6 +138295,493,180,"Homer Simpson: (EMOTIONLESS) It already is killing me, Marge. (RATTLES HIS ICE) You're the only one I can talk to. My wife just doesn't get it.",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It already is killing me, Marge. You're the only one I can talk to. My wife just doesn't get it.",it already is killing me marge youre the only one i can talk to my wife just doesnt get it,20 +138296,493,181,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED) I'm your wife.,1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm your wife.,im your wife,3 +138297,493,182,"Homer Simpson: My job is my wife. Loneliness, my mistress. Despair, my sex buddy. Angst is a chick I met online, but then it turned out it was really a guy.",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"My job is my wife. Loneliness, my mistress. Despair, my sex buddy. Angst is a chick I met online, but then it turned out it was really a guy.",my job is my wife loneliness my mistress despair my sex buddy angst is a chick i met online but then it turned out it was really a guy,29 +138298,493,183,Marge Simpson: I'm going to bed.,1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm going to bed.,im going to bed,4 +138299,493,184,Homer Simpson: You don't understand me. (POINTS) Only she understands me.,1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't understand me. Only she understands me.,you dont understand me only she understands me,8 +138300,493,185,"Homer Simpson: Another round, kid?",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Another round, kid?",another round kid,3 +138301,493,186,Homer Simpson: Uh... I got here after you did.,1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh... I got here after you did.,uh i got here after you did,7 +138302,493,187,(Condo Skyscraper: ext. condo skyscraper - downtown springfield - day),1315000,FALSE,NA,3985,NA,Condo Skyscraper,NA,NA,NA +138303,493,188,"Marge Simpson: I'm sorry to bother you at home, Mr. Marlowe...",1315000,TRUE,1,3985,Marge Simpson,Condo Skyscraper,"I'm sorry to bother you at home, Mr. Marlowe...",im sorry to bother you at home mr marlowe,9 +138304,493,189,(Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment: Int. robert Marlowe's fancy apartment - day),1315000,FALSE,NA,3986,NA,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,NA,NA,NA +138305,493,190,Marge Simpson: ...but my husband's acting pretty odd. Coming home late. Drinking in the morning.,1315000,TRUE,1,3986,Marge Simpson,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,...but my husband's acting pretty odd. Coming home late. Drinking in the morning.,but my husbands acting pretty odd coming home late drinking in the morning,13 +138306,493,191,"Robert Marlowe: Wake me when you get to ""odd.""",1315000,TRUE,5939,3986,Robert Marlowe,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,"Wake me when you get to ""odd.""",wake me when you get to odd,7 +138307,493,192,Marge Simpson: I don't suppose you'd consider taking your old job back so Homie can go back to his old job?,1315000,TRUE,1,3986,Marge Simpson,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,I don't suppose you'd consider taking your old job back so Homie can go back to his old job?,i dont suppose youd consider taking your old job back so homie can go back to his old job,19 +138308,493,193,"Robert Marlowe: Sorry, Marge. That account job hollowed me out like a cheap chocolate bunny. I've been divorced three times, I've got a cocktail addiction, a shrimp cocktail addiction, and I can't stop bending women to my sexual will.",1315000,TRUE,5939,3986,Robert Marlowe,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,"Sorry, Marge. That account job hollowed me out like a cheap chocolate bunny. I've been divorced three times, I've got a cocktail addiction, a shrimp cocktail addiction, and I can't stop bending women to my sexual will.",sorry marge that account job hollowed me out like a cheap chocolate bunny ive been divorced three times ive got a cocktail addiction a shrimp cocktail addiction and i cant stop bending women to my sexual will,37 +138309,493,194,"Marge Simpson: Well, you certainly won't be bending me-- (LOOKING AROUND) Wait, how did I end up in your bedroom?",1315000,TRUE,1,3986,Marge Simpson,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,"Well, you certainly won't be bending me-- Wait, how did I end up in your bedroom?",well you certainly wont be bending me-- wait how did i end up in your bedroom,16 +138310,493,195,"Robert Marlowe: Lady, I am smoother than an Eisenhower-era freeway.",1315000,TRUE,5939,3986,Robert Marlowe,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,"Lady, I am smoother than an Eisenhower-era freeway.",lady i am smoother than an eisenhower-era freeway,8 +138311,493,196,"Marge Simpson: Look, I came to talk about my husband, and... (LOOKS AROUND) How did we get in here?",1315000,TRUE,1,3986,Marge Simpson,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,"Look, I came to talk about my husband, and... How did we get in here?",look i came to talk about my husband and how did we get in here,15 +138312,493,197,Robert Marlowe: I think better in the shower. (ENTICING) There's room in here for two.,1315000,TRUE,5939,3986,Robert Marlowe,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,I think better in the shower. There's room in here for two.,i think better in the shower theres room in here for two,12 +138313,493,198,Marge Simpson: I'm a happily married woman!,1315000,TRUE,1,3986,Marge Simpson,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,I'm a happily married woman!,im a happily married woman,5 +138314,493,199,"Robert Marlowe: Wow, no woman's ever done that to me before. Your husband is a lucky man.",1315000,TRUE,5939,3986,Robert Marlowe,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,"Wow, no woman's ever done that to me before. Your husband is a lucky man.",wow no womans ever done that to me before your husband is a lucky man,15 +138315,493,200,Marge Simpson: I know! And I don't want him to stray from anything except his diet. And I don't really want him to do that.,1315000,TRUE,1,3986,Marge Simpson,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,I know! And I don't want him to stray from anything except his diet. And I don't really want him to do that.,i know and i dont want him to stray from anything except his diet and i dont really want him to do that,23 +138402,493,287,Marge Simpson: See? Luckiest man in the world.,1315000,TRUE,1,1051,Marge Simpson,Riverbank,See? Luckiest man in the world.,see luckiest man in the world,6 +138316,493,201,"Robert Marlowe: Marge, I made a big mistake years ago -- I gave up on my family. Then I gave up on my secret other family. I missed my son's graduation, my father's funeral and my dog's best in show. Don't let Homer make the mistakes I did.",1315000,TRUE,5939,3986,Robert Marlowe,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,"Marge, I made a big mistake years ago -- I gave up on my family. Then I gave up on my secret other family. I missed my son's graduation, my father's funeral and my dog's best in show. Don't let Homer make the mistakes I did.",marge i made a big mistake years ago -- i gave up on my family then i gave up on my secret other family i missed my sons graduation my fathers funeral and my dogs best in show dont let homer make the mistakes i did,46 +138317,493,202,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED) Luann?,1315000,TRUE,1,3986,Marge Simpson,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,Luann?,luann,1 +138318,493,203,Luann Van Houten: It's not what you think.,1315000,TRUE,591,3986,Luann Van Houten,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,It's not what you think.,its not what you think,5 +138319,493,204,Kirk Van Houten: (ENTERING) It's much weirder.,1315000,TRUE,817,3986,Kirk Van Houten,Robert Marlowe's Fancy Apartment,It's much weirder.,its much weirder,3 +138320,493,205,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),1315000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +138321,493,206,Nelson Muntz: You're reading a chapter book! (DISGUSTED) For fun. Bullies! To me!,1315000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,You're reading a chapter book! For fun. Bullies! To me!,youre reading a chapter book for fun bullies to me,10 +138322,493,207,DOLPH: Let's see the name of this wedgie ticket.,1315000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Let's see the name of this wedgie ticket.,lets see the name of this wedgie ticket,8 +138323,493,208,Bart Simpson: (GULPS),1315000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +138324,493,209,"Jimbo Jones: ""Little Women?"" Are you aware that's another way of saying ""girls?""",1315000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"""Little Women?"" Are you aware that's another way of saying ""girls?""",little women are you aware thats another way of saying girls,11 +138325,493,210,"Bart Simpson: Look, I had to read it to my sister.",1315000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Look, I had to read it to my sister.",look i had to read it to my sister,9 +138326,493,211,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Well maybe we should hear a little.,1315000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,Well maybe we should hear a little.,well maybe we should hear a little,7 +138327,493,212,DOLPH: And then maybe you'll be hearing from my sisters. (BRANDISHES FISTS),1315000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,And then maybe you'll be hearing from my sisters.,and then maybe youll be hearing from my sisters,9 +138328,493,213,Jimbo Jones: Your fists are sisters?,1315000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,Your fists are sisters?,your fists are sisters,4 +138329,493,214,DOLPH: Yeah. Poke-ahontas and Sock-ajawea!,1315000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Yeah. Poke-ahontas and Sock-ajawea!,yeah poke-ahontas and sock-ajawea,4 +138330,493,215,Bart Simpson: Nice save.,1315000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Nice save.,nice save,2 +138331,493,216,DOLPH: Get reading!,1315000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Get reading!,get reading,2 +138332,493,217,"Bart Simpson: ""...and Amy and Jo hugged one another close, and everything was forgotten in one hearty kiss."" End of chapter eight.",1315000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"""...and Amy and Jo hugged one another close, and everything was forgotten in one hearty kiss."" End of chapter eight.",and amy and jo hugged one another close and everything was forgotten in one hearty kiss end of chapter eight,20 +138333,493,218,Kearney Zzyzwicz: You can't stop now! I want to know if their father comes home.,1315000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,You can't stop now! I want to know if their father comes home.,you cant stop now i want to know if their father comes home,13 +138334,493,219,DOLPH: Does Jo learn to handle her hasty temper?,1315000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Does Jo learn to handle her hasty temper?,does jo learn to handle her hasty temper,8 +138335,493,220,Jimbo Jones: Does Amy get over her conceitedness?,1315000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,Does Amy get over her conceitedness?,does amy get over her conceitedness,6 +138336,493,221,"Bart Simpson: Aw, come on, guys, it's getting dark.",1315000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Aw, come on, guys, it's getting dark.",aw come on guys its getting dark,7 +138337,493,222,Jimbo Jones: Okay. But you better be here tomorrow after school.,1315000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,Okay. But you better be here tomorrow after school.,okay but you better be here tomorrow after school,9 +138338,493,223,DOLPH: 'Cause we're gonna keep making you read us a lame old girl's book!,1315000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,'Cause we're gonna keep making you read us a lame old girl's book!,cause were gonna keep making you read us a lame old girls book,13 +138339,493,224,Bullies: (EVIL CHUCKLE),1315000,FALSE,2451,3,Bullies,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +138340,493,225,DOLPH: Bart needs to work on differentiating the character voices a little better.,1315000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Bart needs to work on differentiating the character voices a little better.,bart needs to work on differentiating the character voices a little better,12 +138341,493,226,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: I know! I keep going ""why is Meg saying that,"" and then I realize it's Beth.",1315000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,"I know! I keep going ""why is Meg saying that,"" and then I realize it's Beth.",i know i keep going why is meg saying that and then i realize its beth,16 +138342,493,227,Jimbo Jones: (AGREEING NOISES) / That's right.,1315000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,/ That's right.,thats right,2 +138343,493,228,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - Homer's office - later),1315000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +138344,493,229,"Dottie: Your wife is here, Mr. S.",1315000,TRUE,5940,10,Dottie,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Your wife is here, Mr. S.",your wife is here mr s,6 +138345,493,230,"Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Tell her I'm at a meeting, not drinking...",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Tell her I'm at a meeting, not drinking...",tell her im at a meeting not drinking,8 +138346,493,231,Dottie: This is a whisper-amplifying intercom!,1315000,TRUE,5940,10,Dottie,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,This is a whisper-amplifying intercom!,this is a whisper-amplifying intercom,5 +138347,493,232,Homer Simpson: (Short scream),1315000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +138348,493,233,"Marge Simpson: (URGENT) Homer, I want you to come with me and the kids on a family vacation.",1315000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Homer, I want you to come with me and the kids on a family vacation.",homer i want you to come with me and the kids on a family vacation,15 +138349,493,234,"Homer Simpson: Of course, of course. Family is everything to us company men. Now, where shall we go on your vacation?",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Of course, of course. Family is everything to us company men. Now, where shall we go on your vacation?",of course of course family is everything to us company men now where shall we go on your vacation,19 +138350,493,235,Marge Simpson: The farthest thing from this office I know: rafting down Rattler River Canyon.,1315000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,The farthest thing from this office I know: rafting down Rattler River Canyon.,the farthest thing from this office i know rafting down rattler river canyon,13 +138351,493,236,"Homer Simpson: That's great, let me run the numbers because I really want the Simpson account. And give these cigars to your children.",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"That's great, let me run the numbers because I really want the Simpson account. And give these cigars to your children.",thats great let me run the numbers because i really want the simpson account and give these cigars to your children,21 +138352,493,237,Marge Simpson: Don't talk to me like I'm a client!,1315000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Don't talk to me like I'm a client!,dont talk to me like im a client,8 +138353,493,238,Homer Simpson: You're not a client. You're the client.,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You're not a client. You're the client.,youre not a client youre the client,7 +138354,493,239,Marge Simpson: (GROWLS),1315000,FALSE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +138355,493,240,"C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson! Put on your charm-their-pants-off pants! The mumpish oafs in Washington are sending their sternest band of nuclear regulators, handpicked to resist all blandishment.",1315000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Simpson! Put on your charm-their-pants-off pants! The mumpish oafs in Washington are sending their sternest band of nuclear regulators, handpicked to resist all blandishment.",simpson put on your charm-their-pants-off pants the mumpish oafs in washington are sending their sternest band of nuclear regulators handpicked to resist all blandishment,24 +138356,493,241,Homer Simpson: I'll handle it. I always do.,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I'll handle it. I always do.,ill handle it i always do,6 +138357,493,242,"C. Montgomery Burns: Rafting, eh? It's a perfect way to entertain them. Finally, humanity has found a use for water.",1315000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Rafting, eh? It's a perfect way to entertain them. Finally, humanity has found a use for water.",rafting eh its a perfect way to entertain them finally humanity has found a use for water,17 +138358,493,243,"Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns, I can't go rafting with you because-- (TO SELF) wait a minute, could this all work?",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Mr. Burns, I can't go rafting with you because-- wait a minute, could this all work?",mr burns i cant go rafting with you because-- wait a minute could this all work,16 +138359,493,244,Homer Simpson: Oh no you don't.,1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oh no you don't.,oh no you dont,4 +138360,493,245,Ned Flanders: Coggily-doggily.,1315000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Coggily-doggily.,coggily-doggily,1 +138361,493,246,"Homer Simpson: It all fits. Mr. Burns, rafting it is.",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"It all fits. Mr. Burns, rafting it is.",it all fits mr burns rafting it is,8 +138362,493,247,C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent.,1315000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Excellent.,excellent,1 +138363,493,248,"Dottie: But Mr. S... you just promised this week to Mrs. S, Master B., and Mamselles L. and M.!",1315000,TRUE,5940,10,Dottie,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"But Mr. S... you just promised this week to Mrs. S, Master B., and Mamselles L. and M.!",but mr s you just promised this week to mrs s master b and mamselles l and m,18 +138364,493,249,"Homer Simpson: Now relax, Dottie. Leave everything to me.",1315000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Now relax, Dottie. Leave everything to me.",now relax dottie leave everything to me,7 +138365,493,250,(Rattler River Canyon: Ext. RATTLER RIVER CANYON - day),1315000,FALSE,NA,3987,NA,Rattler River Canyon,NA,NA,NA +138366,493,251,"Homer Simpson: (LOVING) Oh Marge, this is the most romantic trip you ever nagged me into.",1315000,TRUE,2,3987,Homer Simpson,Rattler River Canyon,"Oh Marge, this is the most romantic trip you ever nagged me into.",oh marge this is the most romantic trip you ever nagged me into,13 +138367,493,252,Marge Simpson: (SEXY) And maybe when we get home we can ride down something else.,1315000,TRUE,1,3987,Marge Simpson,Rattler River Canyon,And maybe when we get home we can ride down something else.,and maybe when we get home we can ride down something else,12 +138368,493,253,"Homer Simpson: Not sure what you're going for, but (BOB HOPE GROWL)",1315000,TRUE,2,3987,Homer Simpson,Rattler River Canyon,"Not sure what you're going for, but",not sure what youre going for but,7 +138369,493,254,"Homer Simpson: Uh... Marge, why don't I catch us some salmon?",1315000,TRUE,2,3987,Homer Simpson,Rattler River Canyon,"Uh... Marge, why don't I catch us some salmon?",uh marge why dont i catch us some salmon,9 +138370,493,255,C. Montgomery Burns: It's about time. We've been making small talk about Mussolini for fifteen minutes.,1315000,TRUE,15,3987,C. Montgomery Burns,Rattler River Canyon,It's about time. We've been making small talk about Mussolini for fifteen minutes.,its about time weve been making small talk about mussolini for fifteen minutes,13 +138371,493,256,"Homer Simpson: Well I, uh, found that contact lens I was missing. Lemme just screw her back in.",1315000,TRUE,2,3987,Homer Simpson,Rattler River Canyon,"Well I, uh, found that contact lens I was missing. Lemme just screw her back in.",well i uh found that contact lens i was missing lemme just screw her back in,16 +138372,493,257,"Homer Simpson: (MANY EXAGGERATED CONTACT SCREWING-IN SQUEAKS, THEN:) So, everybody good?",1315000,TRUE,2,3987,Homer Simpson,Rattler River Canyon,"So, everybody good?",so everybody good,3 +138373,493,258,"Regulator: Why did you get us ""Diversity Kittens on Melting Pot Mountain?""",1315000,TRUE,5941,3987,Regulator,Rattler River Canyon,"Why did you get us ""Diversity Kittens on Melting Pot Mountain?""",why did you get us diversity kittens on melting pot mountain,11 +138374,493,259,Diversity Kitten: It's more fun to play with a ball of yarn if it has all the colors in it.,1315000,TRUE,5942,3987,Diversity Kitten,Rattler River Canyon,It's more fun to play with a ball of yarn if it has all the colors in it.,its more fun to play with a ball of yarn if it has all the colors in it,18 +138375,493,260,Wheelchair Kitten: And yarn should be allowed to marry dental floss!,1315000,TRUE,5943,3987,Wheelchair Kitten,Rattler River Canyon,And yarn should be allowed to marry dental floss!,and yarn should be allowed to marry dental floss,9 +138376,493,261,"Homer Simpson: Uh-oh. If you've got that, then...",1315000,TRUE,2,3987,Homer Simpson,Rattler River Canyon,"Uh-oh. If you've got that, then...",uh-oh if youve got that then,6 +138377,493,262,(Simpson Raft: Ext. Simpson raft - continuous),1315000,FALSE,NA,3988,NA,Simpson Raft,NA,NA,NA +138378,493,263,Skanky Girl: Are you sure you're Martin Scorsese?,1315000,TRUE,5944,3988,Skanky Girl,Simpson Raft,Are you sure you're Martin Scorsese?,are you sure youre martin scorsese,6 +138379,493,264,Homer Simpson: (PANTING) Enjoy the outdoors you stupid kid!,1315000,TRUE,2,3988,Homer Simpson,Simpson Raft,Enjoy the outdoors you stupid kid!,enjoy the outdoors you stupid kid,6 +138380,493,265,Homer Simpson: This family time is so precious. Gotta go.,1315000,TRUE,2,3988,Homer Simpson,Simpson Raft,This family time is so precious. Gotta go.,this family time is so precious gotta go,8 +138381,493,266,Marge Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS MURMUR),1315000,FALSE,1,3988,Marge Simpson,Simpson Raft,NA,NA,NA +138382,493,267,"Regulator: Homer! I want a Long Island ice tea, America's most complicated cocktail.",1315000,TRUE,5941,3988,Regulator,Simpson Raft,"Homer! I want a Long Island ice tea, America's most complicated cocktail.",homer i want a long island ice tea americas most complicated cocktail,12 +138383,493,268,Marge Simpson: Homer! Are you... schmoozing those men?,1315000,TRUE,1,3988,Marge Simpson,Simpson Raft,Homer! Are you... schmoozing those men?,homer are you schmoozing those men,6 +138384,493,269,Homer Simpson: (ALARMED SHRIEK),1315000,FALSE,2,3988,Homer Simpson,Simpson Raft,NA,NA,NA +138385,493,270,"Lisa Simpson: Um, I think we're supposed to get off here.",1315000,TRUE,9,3988,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Raft,"Um, I think we're supposed to get off here.",um i think were supposed to get off here,9 +138386,493,271,"C. Montgomery Burns: Take us out first! Anyone can start a family! These days, no one can find a job!",1315000,TRUE,15,3988,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Raft,"Take us out first! Anyone can start a family! These days, no one can find a job!",take us out first anyone can start a family these days no one can find a job,17 +138387,493,272,"Homer Simpson: Let's see, my family gives me love and sex. My work gives me money and sleep...",1315000,TRUE,2,3988,Homer Simpson,Simpson Raft,"Let's see, my family gives me love and sex. My work gives me money and sleep...",lets see my family gives me love and sex my work gives me money and sleep,16 +138388,493,273,Lisa Simpson: Hurry! We're heading for the falls!,1315000,TRUE,9,3988,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Raft,Hurry! We're heading for the falls!,hurry were heading for the falls,6 +138389,493,274,Homer Simpson: My co-workers are like a family. But in some ways my family is like a family too...,1315000,TRUE,2,3988,Homer Simpson,Simpson Raft,My co-workers are like a family. But in some ways my family is like a family too...,my co-workers are like a family but in some ways my family is like a family too,17 +138390,493,275,"Marge Simpson: For God's sakes, Homer! I've given you three children!",1315000,TRUE,1,3988,Marge Simpson,Simpson Raft,"For God's sakes, Homer! I've given you three children!",for gods sakes homer ive given you three children,9 +138391,493,276,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED) Whose side are you on?,1315000,TRUE,2,3988,Homer Simpson,Simpson Raft,Whose side are you on?,whose side are you on,5 +138392,493,277,"Marge Simpson: Yours, Homie. I'm always on yours.",1315000,TRUE,1,3988,Marge Simpson,Simpson Raft,"Yours, Homie. I'm always on yours.",yours homie im always on yours,6 +138393,493,278,C. Montgomery Burns: How ironic. I survived the Titanic by making a raft out of steerage passengers and now this!,1315000,TRUE,15,3988,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Raft,How ironic. I survived the Titanic by making a raft out of steerage passengers and now this!,how ironic i survived the titanic by making a raft out of steerage passengers and now this,17 +138394,493,279,"Robert Marlowe: Mr. Burns, your heart will go on!",1315000,TRUE,5939,3988,Robert Marlowe,Simpson Raft,"Mr. Burns, your heart will go on!",mr burns your heart will go on,7 +138395,493,280,C. Montgomery Burns: Marlowe? I thought you retired!,1315000,TRUE,15,3988,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Raft,Marlowe? I thought you retired!,marlowe i thought you retired,5 +138396,493,281,Robert Marlowe: I can't! Treasury Bills are paying nothing! Nothing!,1315000,TRUE,5939,3988,Robert Marlowe,Simpson Raft,I can't! Treasury Bills are paying nothing! Nothing!,i cant treasury bills are paying nothing nothing,8 +138397,493,282,(Riverbank: Ext. riverbank - a little later),1315000,FALSE,NA,1051,NA,Riverbank,NA,NA,NA +138398,493,283,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, Simpson, you were willing to let me go over a waterfall, but you cut operating expenses by six percent, so you're forgiven.",1315000,TRUE,15,1051,C. Montgomery Burns,Riverbank,"Well, Simpson, you were willing to let me go over a waterfall, but you cut operating expenses by six percent, so you're forgiven.",well simpson you were willing to let me go over a waterfall but you cut operating expenses by six percent so youre forgiven,23 +138399,493,284,"Homer Simpson: Thanks. (RISING) Now if you'll excuse me, I don't really like bourbon or business talk, just good old Simpson family fun.",1315000,TRUE,2,1051,Homer Simpson,Riverbank,"Thanks. Now if you'll excuse me, I don't really like bourbon or business talk, just good old Simpson family fun.",thanks now if youll excuse me i dont really like bourbon or business talk just good old simpson family fun,20 +138400,493,285,"Homer Simpson: Hey kids, I'm it!",1315000,TRUE,2,1051,Homer Simpson,Riverbank,"Hey kids, I'm it!",hey kids im it,4 +138401,493,286,Homer Simpson: (DISTANT) I'm okay! And I found some gold!,1315000,TRUE,2,1051,Homer Simpson,Riverbank,I'm okay! And I found some gold!,im okay and i found some gold,7 +138404,493,289,"Marge Simpson: Oh, I'm so glad you're not an Accounts Man anymore.",1315000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I'm so glad you're not an Accounts Man anymore.",oh im so glad youre not an accounts man anymore,10 +138405,493,290,"Homer Simpson: Yep, your worries are over. I'm back to being a boring old Safety Inspector at a nuclear power plant.",1315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yep, your worries are over. I'm back to being a boring old Safety Inspector at a nuclear power plant.",yep your worries are over im back to being a boring old safety inspector at a nuclear power plant,19 +138406,493,291,Marge Simpson: (CUDDLING NOISES),1315000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138407,494,0,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),49000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138408,494,1,(Therapist's Office: int. therapist's office - day),49000,FALSE,NA,3319,NA,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +138409,494,2,"Scratchy: (BRITISH ACCENT, HEAVY STAMMER) In these d-d-d-dark t-t-t-times...",49000,TRUE,342,3319,Scratchy,Therapist's Office,In these d-d-d-dark t-t-t-times...,in these d-d-d-dark t-t-t-times,4 +138410,494,3,Scratchy: (NOISES OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN),49000,FALSE,342,3319,Scratchy,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +138411,494,4,Scratchy: (AGONIZED SCREAMS),49000,FALSE,342,3319,Scratchy,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +138412,494,5,Scratchy: (AGONIZED SCREAMS),49000,FALSE,342,3319,Scratchy,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +138413,494,6,Scratchy: (FINAL DYING SCREAM),49000,FALSE,342,3319,Scratchy,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +138414,494,7,"Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey! (LAUGH) Can't get enough Itchy and Scratchy! And now it's time for-- (READING CUE CARD) Another Itchy and Scratchy?! (MAD) Who's the star of this show, me or-- (CUT OFF NOISE)",76000,TRUE,139,3319,Krusty the Clown,Therapist's Office,"Hey-hey! Can't get enough Itchy and Scratchy! And now it's time for-- Another Itchy and Scratchy?! Who's the star of this show, me or--",hey-hey cant get enough itchy and scratchy and now its time for-- another itchy and scratchy whos the star of this show me or--,24 +138415,494,8,(The Krusty the Clown Show: int. the krusty show - stage - day),111000,FALSE,NA,591,NA,The Krusty the Clown Show,NA,NA,NA +138416,494,9,"Krusty the Clown: Why is my show all cartoons? And all the movies they're making fun of are over a year old! It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hacky! Why can't we-- (MORE ANNOYED CUTOFF NOISE)",111000,TRUE,139,591,Krusty the Clown,The Krusty the Clown Show,"Why is my show all cartoons? And all the movies they're making fun of are over a year old! It's like those parodies were written when the movies came out, but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hacky! Why can't we--",why is my show all cartoons and all the movies theyre making fun of are over a year old its like those parodies were written when the movies came out but it took so long to animate them that we look dated and hacky why cant we--,47 +138417,494,10,(BALLET STAGE: INT. BALLET STAGE - EVENING),138000,FALSE,NA,3989,NA,BALLET STAGE,NA,NA,NA +138418,494,11,(Simpson Living Room: Int. Simpson living room - continuous),138000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +138419,494,12,Lisa Simpson: (LAUGH),138000,FALSE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +138420,494,13,"Marge Simpson: (ENTERING) Kids, that's enough TV. Maggie's eye is starting to wander.",138000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Kids, that's enough TV. Maggie's eye is starting to wander.",kids thats enough tv maggies eye is starting to wander,10 +138421,494,14,"Lisa Simpson: Mo-om, what are you doing?",144000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Mo-om, what are you doing?",mo-om what are you doing,5 +138422,494,15,Bart Simpson: What a rip.,144000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,What a rip.,what a rip,3 +138423,494,16,"Marge Simpson: No more TV! We're gonna get some fresh air, and visit the Museum... of Television.",146000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"No more TV! We're gonna get some fresh air, and visit the Museum... of Television.",no more tv were gonna get some fresh air and visit the museum of television,15 +138424,494,17,Lisa Simpson: Why can't we visit a real museum? One that doesn't have the skeletons of the Three Stooges in the lobby?,152000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Why can't we visit a real museum? One that doesn't have the skeletons of the Three Stooges in the lobby?,why cant we visit a real museum one that doesnt have the skeletons of the three stooges in the lobby,20 +138425,494,18,Marge Simpson: We have to see the Museum of TV before next Wednesday when it closes forever.,158000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,We have to see the Museum of TV before next Wednesday when it closes forever.,we have to see the museum of tv before next wednesday when it closes forever,15 +138426,494,19,"Homer Simpson: (RUNNING IN, ALARMED) It's closing?! But where will people find clips of old TV shows if they're not housed in a giant building? Where? Where?",163000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,It's closing?! But where will people find clips of old TV shows if they're not housed in a giant building? Where? Where?,its closing but where will people find clips of old tv shows if theyre not housed in a giant building where where,22 +138427,494,20,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,177000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +138428,494,21,(Museum of TV and Television: Ext. museum of TV and television - day),195000,FALSE,NA,1636,NA,Museum of TV and Television,NA,NA,NA +138429,494,22,(Museum: int. museum - elsewhere),195000,FALSE,NA,372,NA,Museum,NA,NA,NA +138430,494,23,"Lisa Simpson: Hm, they're selling off all the old TV relics.",195000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,"Hm, they're selling off all the old TV relics.",hm theyre selling off all the old tv relics,9 +138431,494,24,Bart Simpson: Whoa! The gun Sheriff Baby wore! Hm.,200000,TRUE,8,372,Bart Simpson,Museum,Whoa! The gun Sheriff Baby wore! Hm.,whoa the gun sheriff baby wore hm,7 +138432,494,25,Homer Simpson: Bart! (NODS) Thank God I had this in my pocket.,207000,TRUE,2,372,Homer Simpson,Museum,Bart! Thank God I had this in my pocket.,bart thank god i had this in my pocket,9 +138433,494,26,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) My pants are splitting wide open!,218000,TRUE,2,372,Homer Simpson,Museum,My pants are splitting wide open!,my pants are splitting wide open,6 +138625,494,218,Krusty the Clown: (SOTTO) Not so hard. She'll know we have a past.,1050000,TRUE,139,855,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Theater,Not so hard. She'll know we have a past.,not so hard shell know we have a past,9 +138434,494,27,Homer Simpson: And people will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doob! That was for Marge's eyes only! (NOTICING SOMETHING) Oh my God!,221000,TRUE,2,372,Homer Simpson,Museum,And people will see my tattoo of Donald Duck smoking a doob! That was for Marge's eyes only! Oh my God!,and people will see my tattoo of donald duck smoking a doob that was for marges eyes only oh my god,21 +138435,494,28,(Museum of TV and Television: Int. museum of TV and television - continuous),231000,FALSE,NA,1636,NA,Museum of TV and Television,NA,NA,NA +138436,494,29,Homer Simpson: Fatso Flanagan!,231000,TRUE,2,1636,Homer Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,Fatso Flanagan!,fatso flanagan,2 +138437,494,30,Bart Simpson: Who's Fatso Flanagan?,233000,TRUE,8,1636,Bart Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,Who's Fatso Flanagan?,whos fatso flanagan,3 +138438,494,31,Homer Simpson: Only the funniest black-and-white man ever!,235000,TRUE,2,1636,Homer Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,Only the funniest black-and-white man ever!,only the funniest black-and-white man ever,6 +138439,494,32,"Marge Simpson: Isn't that just a rip-off of ""The Honeymooners?""",238000,TRUE,1,1636,Marge Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,"Isn't that just a rip-off of ""The Honeymooners?""",isnt that just a rip-off of the honeymooners,8 +138440,494,33,"Homer Simpson: Everything's a rip-off of ""The Honeymooners."" (À LA ""HONEYMOONERS"") Margie, you're the greatest.",241000,TRUE,2,1636,Homer Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,"Everything's a rip-off of ""The Honeymooners."" Margie, you're the greatest.",everythings a rip-off of the honeymooners margie youre the greatest,10 +138441,494,34,"Marge Simpson: Oh Ralph, Fred, Archie, King of Queens, I mean Homer.",246000,TRUE,1,1636,Marge Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,"Oh Ralph, Fred, Archie, King of Queens, I mean Homer.",oh ralph fred archie king of queens i mean homer,10 +138442,494,35,"Fatso: (RALPH KRAMDEN) You'll see, Eunice! I'm gonna win the Irish Sweepstakes, and then I'm buying you a mink coat.",252000,TRUE,5945,1636,Fatso,Museum of TV and Television,"You'll see, Eunice! I'm gonna win the Irish Sweepstakes, and then I'm buying you a mink coat.",youll see eunice im gonna win the irish sweepstakes and then im buying you a mink coat,17 +138443,494,36,Eunice: (EXAGGERATED BREATHING NOISES),252000,FALSE,5946,1636,Eunice,Museum of TV and Television,NA,NA,NA +138444,494,37,Fatso: Are you getting excited?,260000,TRUE,5945,1636,Fatso,Museum of TV and Television,Are you getting excited?,are you getting excited,4 +138445,494,38,"Eunice: (ALICE KRAMDEN) No, that's me not holding my breath!",261000,TRUE,5946,1636,Eunice,Museum of TV and Television,"No, that's me not holding my breath!",no thats me not holding my breath,7 +138446,494,39,Studio Audience: (LAUGH),261000,FALSE,2544,1636,Studio Audience,Museum of TV and Television,NA,NA,NA +138447,494,40,"Fatso: Just you wait, Eunice! Just you wait. (MIMES RACKING SHOTGUN) Ka-chik, (MIMES FIRING SHOTGUN) Kaboom, (MIMES BRAIN SPLATTERING ON WALL) Ka-Splatter! See yer grave there?",266000,TRUE,5945,1636,Fatso,Museum of TV and Television,"Just you wait, Eunice! Just you wait. Ka-chik, Kaboom, Ka-Splatter! See yer grave there?",just you wait eunice just you wait ka-chik kaboom ka-splatter see yer grave there,14 +138448,494,41,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) They were so childless and miserable.,277000,TRUE,2,1636,Homer Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,They were so childless and miserable.,they were so childless and miserable,6 +138449,494,42,Annie Crawford: (NOSTALGIC) The size forty-eights. That's when he was the funniest.,281000,TRUE,5947,1636,Annie Crawford,Museum of TV and Television,The size forty-eights. That's when he was the funniest.,the size forty-eights thats when he was the funniest,9 +138450,494,43,Homer Simpson: How would you know?,284000,TRUE,2,1636,Homer Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,How would you know?,how would you know,4 +138451,494,44,Annie Crawford: I was Fatso's agent.,285000,TRUE,5947,1636,Annie Crawford,Museum of TV and Television,I was Fatso's agent.,i was fatsos agent,4 +138452,494,45,Annie Crawford: Annie Dubinsky.,287000,TRUE,5947,1636,Annie Crawford,Museum of TV and Television,Annie Dubinsky.,annie dubinsky,2 +138453,494,46,"Annie Crawford: (EXTENDING HER HAND) If you ever hear a star's name and wonder ""is he dead?"" The answer is either I represent him, or ""yes.""",289000,TRUE,5947,1636,Annie Crawford,Museum of TV and Television,"If you ever hear a star's name and wonder ""is he dead?"" The answer is either I represent him, or ""yes.""",if you ever hear a stars name and wonder is he dead the answer is either i represent him or yes,21 +138454,494,47,"Homer Simpson: Now, let me ask you something: is there a place for an old-fashioned lardass like me on today's television?",295000,TRUE,2,1636,Homer Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,"Now, let me ask you something: is there a place for an old-fashioned lardass like me on today's television?",now let me ask you something is there a place for an old-fashioned lardass like me on todays television,19 +138455,494,48,"Annie Crawford: (CONSIDERING NOISE) Would you play a bloated corpse on ""CSI?""",300000,TRUE,5947,1636,Annie Crawford,Museum of TV and Television,"Would you play a bloated corpse on ""CSI?""",would you play a bloated corpse on csi,8 +138456,494,49,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Would I!,304000,TRUE,2,1636,Homer Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,Would I!,would i,2 +138457,494,50,"Annie Crawford: Wow, that's good bloat work.",308000,TRUE,5947,1636,Annie Crawford,Museum of TV and Television,"Wow, that's good bloat work.",wow thats good bloat work,5 +138458,494,51,Bart Simpson: He always comes back really religious.,310000,TRUE,8,1636,Bart Simpson,Museum of TV and Television,He always comes back really religious.,he always comes back really religious,6 +138459,494,52,(CHANNEL SIX OFFICE BUILDING: ext. channel six office building - day - establishing),314000,FALSE,NA,3990,NA,CHANNEL SIX OFFICE BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +138460,494,53,(CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM: InT. channel six studios conference room - continuous),314000,FALSE,NA,3991,NA,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,NA,NA,NA +138461,494,54,Krusty the Clown: You're killing me here with this Catchy and Patchy. I'm barely on my own show!,314000,TRUE,139,3991,Krusty the Clown,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,You're killing me here with this Catchy and Patchy. I'm barely on my own show!,youre killing me here with this catchy and patchy im barely on my own show,15 +138462,494,55,Young Executive: Today's kids are uncomfortable with a clown whose every reference they have to look up on Wikipedia.,319000,TRUE,5948,3991,Young Executive,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,Today's kids are uncomfortable with a clown whose every reference they have to look up on Wikipedia.,todays kids are uncomfortable with a clown whose every reference they have to look up on wikipedia,17 +138463,494,56,"Krusty the Clown: Wikipedia, Twitter... who names these things? Percy Dovetonsils? (NERVOUS LAUGH) Get it? (PETERING OUT) Come on, he was on... Ernie Kovacs... with a smoking jacket...",324000,TRUE,139,3991,Krusty the Clown,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,"Wikipedia, Twitter... who names these things? Percy Dovetonsils? Get it? Come on, he was on... Ernie Kovacs... with a smoking jacket...",wikipedia twitter who names these things percy dovetonsils get it come on he was on ernie kovacs with a smoking jacket,21 +138464,494,57,Woman Executive: Krusty... we want to make some changes.,337000,TRUE,5949,3991,Woman Executive,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,Krusty... we want to make some changes.,krusty we want to make some changes,7 +138465,494,58,Krusty the Clown: (SUSPICIOUS) What kind of changes?,340000,TRUE,139,3991,Krusty the Clown,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,What kind of changes?,what kind of changes,4 +138466,494,59,"Woman Executive: Krusty... um... this is never easy... but you're fired. (BRIGHTENING) Oh, that was easy.",342000,TRUE,5949,3991,Woman Executive,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,"Krusty... um... this is never easy... but you're fired. Oh, that was easy.",krusty um this is never easy but youre fired oh that was easy,13 +138467,494,60,"Krusty the Clown: (DEFIANT) Oh, no. My contract states there's only one way you're allowed to fire me.",349000,TRUE,139,3991,Krusty the Clown,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,"Oh, no. My contract states there's only one way you're allowed to fire me.",oh no my contract states theres only one way youre allowed to fire me,14 +138468,494,61,"Krusty the Clown: (DOPPLER) Yep, everything's nice and legal.",357000,TRUE,139,3991,Krusty the Clown,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,"Yep, everything's nice and legal.",yep everythings nice and legal,5 +138469,494,62,Krusty the Clown: Could this be more awkward?,363000,TRUE,139,3991,Krusty the Clown,CHANNEL SIX STUDIOS CONFERENCE ROOM,Could this be more awkward?,could this be more awkward,5 +138470,494,63,(UPA Agency building: ext. UPA agency building - day - establishing),367000,FALSE,NA,3992,NA,UPA Agency building,NA,NA,NA +138471,494,64,(Agency: Int. agency - ron rabinowitz's office - continuous),367000,FALSE,NA,715,NA,Agency,NA,NA,NA +138472,494,65,"Krusty the Clown: ...They took my dressing room, my parking space, even my writer -- so I don't have a funny third item. But at least I've got you, my agent and best friend.",367000,TRUE,139,715,Krusty the Clown,Agency,"...They took my dressing room, my parking space, even my writer -- so I don't have a funny third item. But at least I've got you, my agent and best friend.",they took my dressing room my parking space even my writer -- so i dont have a funny third item but at least ive got you my agent and best friend,31 +138473,494,66,"Ron Rabinowitz: Krustila... I'm gonna drop you as a friend first, so that when I drop you as a client, you'll know it's only business.",379000,TRUE,5222,715,Ron Rabinowitz,Agency,"Krustila... I'm gonna drop you as a friend first, so that when I drop you as a client, you'll know it's only business.",krustila im gonna drop you as a friend first so that when i drop you as a client youll know its only business,23 +138474,494,67,"Krusty the Clown: But we shared everything. Boats, girlfriends, condos. And when I finished, every one of 'em was spic and span.",384000,TRUE,139,715,Krusty the Clown,Agency,"But we shared everything. Boats, girlfriends, condos. And when I finished, every one of 'em was spic and span.",but we shared everything boats girlfriends condos and when i finished every one of em was spic and span,19 +138475,494,68,"Ron Rabinowitz: Krusty, I'm gonna prove that it's over.",392000,TRUE,5222,715,Ron Rabinowitz,Agency,"Krusty, I'm gonna prove that it's over.",krusty im gonna prove that its over,7 +138476,494,69,Krusty the Clown: What? I'm on your garage door opener?,394000,TRUE,139,715,Krusty the Clown,Agency,What? I'm on your garage door opener?,what im on your garage door opener,7 +138477,494,70,"Ron Rabinowitz: It's a Smartphone, you out of it hack!",396000,TRUE,5222,715,Ron Rabinowitz,Agency,"It's a Smartphone, you out of it hack!",its a smartphone you out of it hack,8 +138478,494,71,Krusty the Clown: (MISERABLE DEFEATED NOISE),396000,FALSE,139,715,Krusty the Clown,Agency,NA,NA,NA +138479,494,72,Krusty the Clown: Little help?,404000,TRUE,139,715,Krusty the Clown,Agency,Little help?,little help,2 +138480,494,73,Ron Rabinowitz: This only shuts the door.,406000,TRUE,5222,715,Ron Rabinowitz,Agency,This only shuts the door.,this only shuts the door,5 +138481,494,74,(Krusty Burger: Ext. krustyburger - day - establishing),411000,FALSE,NA,388,NA,Krusty Burger,NA,NA,NA +138482,494,75,"Marge Simpson: So, what was everyone's favorite moment at the museum?",411000,TRUE,1,388,Marge Simpson,Krusty Burger,"So, what was everyone's favorite moment at the museum?",so what was everyones favorite moment at the museum,9 +138483,494,76,Lisa Simpson: I liked the knowledgeable docents.,414000,TRUE,9,388,Lisa Simpson,Krusty Burger,I liked the knowledgeable docents.,i liked the knowledgeable docents,5 +138484,494,77,Bart Simpson: I like the early closing time.,416000,TRUE,8,388,Bart Simpson,Krusty Burger,I like the early closing time.,i like the early closing time,6 +138485,494,78,Krusty the Clown: (SOBS),416000,FALSE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,NA,NA,NA +138486,494,79,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP) Krusty?,420000,TRUE,9,388,Lisa Simpson,Krusty Burger,Krusty?,krusty,1 +138487,494,80,"Krusty the Clown: (SOBS) Fate is so cruel. This morning I was a star, with a top agent. Now I'm strung out in a ball pit. (SOBS) Go Away! No kid should see his hero sunk so low.",421000,TRUE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,"Fate is so cruel. This morning I was a star, with a top agent. Now I'm strung out in a ball pit. Go Away! No kid should see his hero sunk so low.",fate is so cruel this morning i was a star with a top agent now im strung out in a ball pit go away no kid should see his hero sunk so low,33 +138488,494,81,"Lisa Simpson: Well, you're not exactly my hero. I see you more as a cautionary tale.",437000,TRUE,9,388,Lisa Simpson,Krusty Burger,"Well, you're not exactly my hero. I see you more as a cautionary tale.",well youre not exactly my hero i see you more as a cautionary tale,14 +138489,494,82,Krusty the Clown: (ANGRY) What?! I'll show you who's a cautionary tale!,441000,TRUE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,What?! I'll show you who's a cautionary tale!,what ill show you whos a cautionary tale,8 +138490,494,83,Krusty the Clown: (MUFFLED) I'll show everybody...!,445000,TRUE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,I'll show everybody...!,ill show everybody,3 +138626,494,219,(NETWORK BOARDROOM: int. network boardroom - day),1054000,FALSE,NA,4001,NA,NETWORK BOARDROOM,NA,NA,NA +138491,494,84,"Lisa Simpson: You're not licked, Krusty. People love a comeback. Look at Robert Downey Junior... Mickey Rourke...",451000,TRUE,9,388,Lisa Simpson,Krusty Burger,"You're not licked, Krusty. People love a comeback. Look at Robert Downey Junior... Mickey Rourke...",youre not licked krusty people love a comeback look at robert downey junior mickey rourke,15 +138492,494,85,Krusty the Clown: (SIGHS) I don't know if I've got it in me.,457000,TRUE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,I don't know if I've got it in me.,i dont know if ive got it in me,9 +138493,494,86,"Bart Simpson: Well, people also love a quitter... Sarah Palin... The Beatles...",459000,TRUE,8,388,Bart Simpson,Krusty Burger,"Well, people also love a quitter... Sarah Palin... The Beatles...",well people also love a quitter sarah palin the beatles,10 +138494,494,87,"Krusty the Clown: Eh, it's hopeless without an agent.",463000,TRUE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,"Eh, it's hopeless without an agent.",eh its hopeless without an agent,6 +138495,494,88,"Lisa Simpson: You need an agent? We met a ten percenter today. She'll get you meetings with the eye, the peacock, the alphabet web. You'll have a skein on the sked before you can say ""Krusty's wardrobe furnished by Ha-Has of Beverly Hills"".",465000,TRUE,9,388,Lisa Simpson,Krusty Burger,"You need an agent? We met a ten percenter today. She'll get you meetings with the eye, the peacock, the alphabet web. You'll have a skein on the sked before you can say ""Krusty's wardrobe furnished by Ha-Has of Beverly Hills"".",you need an agent we met a ten percenter today shell get you meetings with the eye the peacock the alphabet web youll have a skein on the sked before you can say krustys wardrobe furnished by ha-has of beverly hills,41 +138496,494,89,Krusty the Clown: (BRIGHTENING) A new agent? I better freshen up.,471000,TRUE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,A new agent? I better freshen up.,a new agent i better freshen up,7 +138497,494,90,Krusty the Clown: (HUMMING) Also better get back on those anti-psychotic meds.,484000,TRUE,139,388,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Burger,Also better get back on those anti-psychotic meds.,also better get back on those anti-psychotic meds,8 +138498,494,91,(Dinky Office Building: ext. dinky office building - springfield street - day),489000,FALSE,NA,3993,NA,Dinky Office Building,NA,NA,NA +138499,494,92,(Small Office Building: Int. small office building - hallway - continuous),489000,FALSE,NA,3994,NA,Small Office Building,NA,NA,NA +138500,494,93,Krusty the Clown: (MOANS) This is a bad sign. I've been to classier gas stations. (NERVOUS LAUGH),489000,TRUE,139,3994,Krusty the Clown,Small Office Building,This is a bad sign. I've been to classier gas stations.,this is a bad sign ive been to classier gas stations,11 +138501,494,94,"Annie Crawford: (INCREDIBLY BITTER) I know that laugh! It's the laugh of the most ungrateful, credit-grabbing, other-people's-room-service-eating man that I ever met! (THEN:) I will never forgive you for what you did to me!",496000,TRUE,5947,3994,Annie Crawford,Small Office Building,"I know that laugh! It's the laugh of the most ungrateful, credit-grabbing, other-people's-room-service-eating man that I ever met! I will never forgive you for what you did to me!",i know that laugh its the laugh of the most ungrateful credit-grabbing other-peoples-room-service-eating man that i ever met i will never forgive you for what you did to me,29 +138502,494,95,"Bart Simpson: (INCREDULOUS) Krusty, you know her?",508000,TRUE,8,3994,Bart Simpson,Small Office Building,"Krusty, you know her?",krusty you know her,4 +138503,494,96,Krusty the Clown: She sure knows me.,510000,TRUE,139,3994,Krusty the Clown,Small Office Building,She sure knows me.,she sure knows me,4 +138504,494,97,(Office Building: Int. office building - continuous),516000,FALSE,NA,2089,NA,Office Building,NA,NA,NA +138505,494,98,"Lisa Simpson: Ms. Dubinsky, can you please just tell us why you hate Krusty?",516000,TRUE,9,2089,Lisa Simpson,Office Building,"Ms. Dubinsky, can you please just tell us why you hate Krusty?",ms dubinsky can you please just tell us why you hate krusty,12 +138506,494,99,"Annie Crawford: (SIGHS) Come on in, it's a long story.",518000,TRUE,5947,2089,Annie Crawford,Office Building,"Come on in, it's a long story.",come on in its a long story,7 +138507,494,100,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Now I hate him too.,522000,TRUE,2,2089,Homer Simpson,Office Building,Now I hate him too.,now i hate him too,5 +138508,494,101,Annie Crawford: It was the mid-sixties...,524000,TRUE,5947,2089,Annie Crawford,Office Building,It was the mid-sixties...,it was the mid-sixties,4 +138509,494,102,"(The Village Id: ext. nightclub ""the village id"" - night - flashback)",526000,FALSE,NA,3995,NA,The Village Id,NA,NA,NA +138510,494,103,(The Village Id: Int. The Village Id - continuous),526000,FALSE,NA,3995,NA,The Village Id,NA,NA,NA +138511,494,104,"Annie Crawford: I was a virgin agent, looking for a first client or a fourth husband. (NOSTALGIC) And then I saw him.",526000,TRUE,5947,3995,Annie Crawford,The Village Id,"I was a virgin agent, looking for a first client or a fourth husband. And then I saw him.",i was a virgin agent looking for a first client or a fourth husband and then i saw him,19 +138513,494,106,Crowd: (APPRECIATIVE CHUCKLE),533000,FALSE,75,3995,Crowd,The Village Id,NA,NA,NA +138514,494,107,Annie Crawford: I knew he could be big. He just needed some savvy fingers to mold his clay into an Ali.,546000,TRUE,5947,3995,Annie Crawford,The Village Id,I knew he could be big. He just needed some savvy fingers to mold his clay into an Ali.,i knew he could be big he just needed some savvy fingers to mold his clay into an ali,19 +138515,494,108,(THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI: Ext. THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI - LATER - FLASHBACK),553000,FALSE,NA,3996,NA,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,NA,NA,NA +138516,494,109,"Annie Crawford: Herschel, you killed 'em tonight!",553000,TRUE,5947,3996,Annie Crawford,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,"Herschel, you killed 'em tonight!",herschel you killed em tonight,5 +138810,495,138,Adult Bart: Wha'd-she-do?,673000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,Wha'd-she-do?,whad-she-do,1 +138518,494,111,Annie Crawford: But mark my words: the bohemian crowd is small potatoes. You're gonna have to broaden your act if you want to play in Peoria.,559000,TRUE,5947,3996,Annie Crawford,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,But mark my words: the bohemian crowd is small potatoes. You're gonna have to broaden your act if you want to play in Peoria.,but mark my words the bohemian crowd is small potatoes youre gonna have to broaden your act if you want to play in peoria,24 +138520,494,113,"Annie Crawford: I mean, if you wanna hit it big, you've gotta lose this...stick this on...and make your comedy a touch more physical.",571000,TRUE,5947,3996,Annie Crawford,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,"I mean, if you wanna hit it big, you've gotta lose this...stick this on...and make your comedy a touch more physical.",i mean if you wanna hit it big youve gotta lose thisstick this onand make your comedy a touch more physical,21 +138522,494,115,Annie Crawford: Like so.,584000,TRUE,5947,3996,Annie Crawford,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,Like so.,like so,2 +138525,494,118,"Annie Crawford: (CHUCKLES) Herschel, you're gonna get everything you want: money and women and--",597000,TRUE,5947,3996,Annie Crawford,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,"Herschel, you're gonna get everything you want: money and women and--",herschel youre gonna get everything you want money and women and--,11 +138527,494,120,(Apartment Building: ext. apartment building - late 1960s - night - flashback),607000,FALSE,NA,374,NA,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +138528,494,121,"Annie Crawford: Every night he had 'em rolling in the aisles, followed by a roll in the hey-hey with me.",607000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,"Every night he had 'em rolling in the aisles, followed by a roll in the hey-hey with me.",every night he had em rolling in the aisles followed by a roll in the hey-hey with me,18 +138529,494,122,Marge Simpson: This is the part where I get the kids out of the room.,618000,TRUE,1,374,Marge Simpson,Apartment Building,This is the part where I get the kids out of the room.,this is the part where i get the kids out of the room,13 +138530,494,123,"Annie Crawford: Oh, grow up. Today's kids are less sensitive than an army condom. They see more on TV than my mother did on her wedding night. And they don't complain about it for the next fifty years.",621000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,"Oh, grow up. Today's kids are less sensitive than an army condom. They see more on TV than my mother did on her wedding night. And they don't complain about it for the next fifty years.",oh grow up todays kids are less sensitive than an army condom they see more on tv than my mother did on her wedding night and they dont complain about it for the next fifty years,36 +138531,494,124,(Annie's Apartment: INT. annie's apartment - continuous),631000,FALSE,NA,3997,NA,Annie's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +138532,494,125,"Annie Crawford: I got big plans for us, Krusty. This is just the beginning.",631000,TRUE,5947,3997,Annie Crawford,Annie's Apartment,"I got big plans for us, Krusty. This is just the beginning.",i got big plans for us krusty this is just the beginning,12 +138534,494,127,Annie Crawford: You waited until now to tell me that!?,642000,TRUE,5947,3997,Annie Crawford,Annie's Apartment,You waited until now to tell me that!?,you waited until now to tell me that,8 +138536,494,129,Annie Crawford: Get out!,649000,TRUE,5947,3997,Annie Crawford,Annie's Apartment,Get out!,get out,2 +138537,494,130,(Apartment Building: ext. apartment building - night),652000,FALSE,NA,374,NA,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +138538,494,131,Annie Crawford: You ungrateful pig! I made you!,652000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,You ungrateful pig! I made you!,you ungrateful pig i made you,6 +138539,494,132,Krusty the Clown: Deep down I'm doing this to get back at my father.,656000,TRUE,139,374,Krusty the Clown,Apartment Building,Deep down I'm doing this to get back at my father.,deep down im doing this to get back at my father,11 +138540,494,133,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: (LEANING OUT OF WINDOW) Don't blame this on me! Your childhood was heaven!,659000,TRUE,598,374,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Apartment Building,Don't blame this on me! Your childhood was heaven!,dont blame this on me your childhood was heaven,9 +138541,494,134,"Annie Crawford: (TO HOMER AND MARGE) I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months.",664000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,"I was so mad at him, I didn't have sex with a clown for five months.",i was so mad at him i didnt have sex with a clown for five months,16 +138542,494,135,Homer Simpson: What about mimes?,668000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,What about mimes?,what about mimes,3 +138543,494,136,"Annie Crawford: (SHRUGS) Come on, I'm not made of stone.",669000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,"Come on, I'm not made of stone.",come on im not made of stone,7 +138544,494,137,"Marge Simpson: Annie, would you ever consider taking Krusty back as a client?",671000,TRUE,1,374,Marge Simpson,Apartment Building,"Annie, would you ever consider taking Krusty back as a client?",annie would you ever consider taking krusty back as a client,11 +138546,494,139,"Annie Crawford: (TO KRUSTY, STERNLY) Trust with me is like a candle. When you blow it out, it's gone for good.",678000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,"Trust with me is like a candle. When you blow it out, it's gone for good.",trust with me is like a candle when you blow it out its gone for good,16 +138547,494,140,"Krusty the Clown: What about a comedy candle? You know, that relights itself?",683000,TRUE,139,374,Krusty the Clown,Apartment Building,"What about a comedy candle? You know, that relights itself?",what about a comedy candle you know that relights itself,10 +138548,494,141,"Annie Crawford: I don't find those funny, just frustrating.",687000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,"I don't find those funny, just frustrating.",i dont find those funny just frustrating,7 +138549,494,142,"Bart Simpson: They're pretty funny. Once I used one on Milhouse. He was wishing for his parents to get back together, but the flame never went out. (CHUCKLES)",689000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,"They're pretty funny. Once I used one on Milhouse. He was wishing for his parents to get back together, but the flame never went out.",theyre pretty funny once i used one on milhouse he was wishing for his parents to get back together but the flame never went out,25 +138550,494,143,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Good one, boy.",697000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"Good one, boy.",good one boy,3 +138551,494,144,"Krusty the Clown: Annie, I'm down on my rebuilt knee. Can't you forgive me? Please? For the sake of me getting what I want?",699000,TRUE,139,374,Krusty the Clown,Apartment Building,"Annie, I'm down on my rebuilt knee. Can't you forgive me? Please? For the sake of me getting what I want?",annie im down on my rebuilt knee cant you forgive me please for the sake of me getting what i want,21 +138552,494,145,"Annie Crawford: Fine. But no nonsense. Except of course during working hours, then it's all nonsense.",710000,TRUE,5947,374,Annie Crawford,Apartment Building,"Fine. But no nonsense. Except of course during working hours, then it's all nonsense.",fine but no nonsense except of course during working hours then its all nonsense,14 +138553,494,146,(ANNIE'S TALENT AGENCY: Ext. Annie's talent agency - day - establishing),717000,FALSE,NA,3998,NA,ANNIE'S TALENT AGENCY,NA,NA,NA +138554,494,147,"Annie Crawford: (INTO PHONE) Great. So we're booked for three weeks in June at the Springfield Playhouse. (LISTENS) I promise you Krusty will show up on time or sober. Yeah, that's right, I said ""or.""",717000,TRUE,5947,3998,Annie Crawford,ANNIE'S TALENT AGENCY,"Great. So we're booked for three weeks in June at the Springfield Playhouse. I promise you Krusty will show up on time or sober. Yeah, that's right, I said ""or.""",great so were booked for three weeks in june at the springfield playhouse i promise you krusty will show up on time or sober yeah thats right i said or,30 +138555,494,148,"Krusty the Clown: Let me get this straight: you want me to do my kids' show for adults? They're gonna want F-bombs and all I can give 'em is ""ka-ka"" and ""ta-tas.""",725000,TRUE,139,3998,Krusty the Clown,ANNIE'S TALENT AGENCY,"Let me get this straight: you want me to do my kids' show for adults? They're gonna want F-bombs and all I can give 'em is ""ka-ka"" and ""ta-tas.""",let me get this straight you want me to do my kids show for adults theyre gonna want f-bombs and all i can give em is ka-ka and ta-tas,29 +138556,494,149,"Annie Crawford: Krusty, there is nothing people love more than the things they loved when they were kids. So you re-create your show for adults! It worked like magic for Pee-Wee Herman after his setback.",732000,TRUE,5947,3998,Annie Crawford,ANNIE'S TALENT AGENCY,"Krusty, there is nothing people love more than the things they loved when they were kids. So you re-create your show for adults! It worked like magic for Pee-Wee Herman after his setback.",krusty there is nothing people love more than the things they loved when they were kids so you re-create your show for adults it worked like magic for pee-wee herman after his setback,33 +138557,494,150,Krusty the Clown: What'd he get in trouble for?,747000,TRUE,139,3998,Krusty the Clown,ANNIE'S TALENT AGENCY,What'd he get in trouble for?,whatd he get in trouble for,6 +138558,494,151,Krusty the Clown: (INCREDULOUS) That's all?! I did that while you were on the phone!,751000,TRUE,139,3998,Krusty the Clown,ANNIE'S TALENT AGENCY,That's all?! I did that while you were on the phone!,thats all i did that while you were on the phone,11 +138559,494,152,(SPRINGFIELD THEATER: ext. springfield theater - night),759000,FALSE,NA,3612,NA,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,NA,NA,NA +138560,494,153,"Krusty the Clown: Y'know, I'm a little nervous about doing live theater again.",759000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Y'know, I'm a little nervous about doing live theater again.",yknow im a little nervous about doing live theater again,10 +138561,494,154,"Annie Crawford: Come on, didn't you do your TV show in front of an audience for years?",763000,TRUE,5947,3612,Annie Crawford,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Come on, didn't you do your TV show in front of an audience for years?",come on didnt you do your tv show in front of an audience for years,15 +138562,494,155,"Krusty the Clown: Yeah, but they were kids and we gave 'em candy if they laughed. And if they didn't, until the seventies I hit 'em with a stick. Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called ""Circus of Shame"" or something.",767000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Yeah, but they were kids and we gave 'em candy if they laughed. And if they didn't, until the seventies I hit 'em with a stick. Some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary. It's called ""Circus of Shame"" or something.",yeah but they were kids and we gave em candy if they laughed and if they didnt until the seventies i hit em with a stick some jerk tracked down the kids and made a documentary its called circus of shame or something,43 +138563,494,156,"Sideshow Mel: And now, let's welcome a man the Spanish call ""Señor No-Fun"": Krusty the Clown!",780000,TRUE,699,3612,Sideshow Mel,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"And now, let's welcome a man the Spanish call ""Señor No-Fun"": Krusty the Clown!",and now lets welcome a man the spanish call señor no-fun krusty the clown,14 +138564,494,157,Adult Audience: (CHEERS AND WHOOPS),780000,FALSE,5950,3612,Adult Audience,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,NA,NA,NA +138565,494,158,"Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey, kids!",788000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Hey-hey, kids!",hey-hey kids,2 +138566,494,159,"Adult Audience: (IN UNISON) Hey-hey, Krusty!",790000,TRUE,5950,3612,Adult Audience,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Hey-hey, Krusty!",hey-hey krusty,2 +138567,494,160,Krusty the Clown: Who here likes nostalgia?,792000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,Who here likes nostalgia?,who here likes nostalgia,4 +138568,494,161,Adult Audience: (ENTHUSIASTIC ROAR),792000,FALSE,5950,3612,Adult Audience,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,NA,NA,NA +138569,494,162,Homer Simpson: Everything's perfect about the past except how it led to the present!,795000,TRUE,2,3612,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,Everything's perfect about the past except how it led to the present!,everythings perfect about the past except how it led to the present,12 +138570,494,163,Krusty the Clown: Then welcome back the original Tick-Tock the Clock!,799000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,Then welcome back the original Tick-Tock the Clock!,then welcome back the original tick-tock the clock,8 +138571,494,164,Tick-Tock: (SAD) Would that I could turn back time and never play this career-killing role.,803000,TRUE,5951,3612,Tick-Tock,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,Would that I could turn back time and never play this career-killing role.,would that i could turn back time and never play this career-killing role,13 +138572,494,165,"Krusty the Clown: Ooo, looks like Tick-Tock is telling us it's time for...",808000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Ooo, looks like Tick-Tock is telling us it's time for...",ooo looks like tick-tock is telling us its time for,10 +138573,494,166,Adult Audience: (IN UNISON) What's In Krusty's Pocket?!,813000,TRUE,5950,3612,Adult Audience,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,What's In Krusty's Pocket?!,whats in krustys pocket,4 +138574,494,167,"Krusty the Clown: I've pulled out everything but my Little Krusty. Aw, what the heck.",829000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"I've pulled out everything but my Little Krusty. Aw, what the heck.",ive pulled out everything but my little krusty aw what the heck,12 +138575,494,168,(Theater: int. theater - lobby - after the show),839000,FALSE,NA,561,NA,Theater,NA,NA,NA +138576,494,169,"Adult Audience: (ADULTS) Oh, that was great! I feel like I'm ten again!",839000,TRUE,5950,561,Adult Audience,Theater,"Oh, that was great! I feel like I'm ten again!",oh that was great i feel like im ten again,10 +138577,494,170,Audience Member: Everything I loved as a kid and hated as a teenager I love as an adult!,843000,TRUE,1310,561,Audience Member,Theater,Everything I loved as a kid and hated as a teenager I love as an adult!,everything i loved as a kid and hated as a teenager i love as an adult,16 +138578,494,171,"Krusty the Clown: No one knows better than me that it's ""here today, gone tomorrow."" (HAPPILY) But I'm here today! Thanks to you, honey.",847000,TRUE,139,561,Krusty the Clown,Theater,"No one knows better than me that it's ""here today, gone tomorrow."" But I'm here today! Thanks to you, honey.",no one knows better than me that its here today gone tomorrow but im here today thanks to you honey,20 +138579,494,172,"Annie Crawford: Uh, um, sorry... / This one I think is mine... / Yeah, I'll take that... / I'll, gimme that one... / Well that looks better on you... / No, no, it screams you...",858000,TRUE,5947,561,Annie Crawford,Theater,"Uh, um, sorry... / This one I think is mine... / Yeah, I'll take that... / I'll, gimme that one... / Well that looks better on you... / No, no, it screams you...",uh um sorry this one i think is mine yeah ill take that ill gimme that one well that looks better on you no no it screams you,28 +138580,494,173,Krusty the Clown: Let's just keep smooching till everything sorts itself out.,868000,TRUE,139,561,Krusty the Clown,Theater,Let's just keep smooching till everything sorts itself out.,lets just keep smooching till everything sorts itself out,9 +138581,494,174,Krusty the Clown: I'm done.,871000,TRUE,139,561,Krusty the Clown,Theater,I'm done.,im done,2 +138582,494,175,(SPRINGFIELD THEATER: int. springfield theater - krusty's dressing room - evening),875000,FALSE,NA,3612,NA,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,NA,NA,NA +138583,494,176,"Bart Simpson: Krusty, you're getting the best reviews of your career!",875000,TRUE,8,3612,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Krusty, you're getting the best reviews of your career!",krusty youre getting the best reviews of your career,9 +138584,494,177,"Krusty the Clown: Yep! I'm back on top! And this time I'm not blowing it on cocaine for my horses. They start well, then they get paranoid around the third turn.",878000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Yep! I'm back on top! And this time I'm not blowing it on cocaine for my horses. They start well, then they get paranoid around the third turn.",yep im back on top and this time im not blowing it on cocaine for my horses they start well then they get paranoid around the third turn,28 +138585,494,178,Annie Crawford: And you'll have plenty to invest. The networks have come crawling.,888000,TRUE,5947,3612,Annie Crawford,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,And you'll have plenty to invest. The networks have come crawling.,and youll have plenty to invest the networks have come crawling,11 +138586,494,179,Krusty the Clown: Which ones? Telebozo? Shtick at Nite? E.S.P.U.?,892000,TRUE,139,3612,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,Which ones? Telebozo? Shtick at Nite? E.S.P.U.?,which ones telebozo shtick at nite espu,7 +138587,494,180,"Annie Crawford: Better, baby.",896000,TRUE,5947,3612,Annie Crawford,SPRINGFIELD THEATER,"Better, baby.",better baby,2 +138588,494,181,(HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM: int. hbo-type cable network boardroom - day),898000,FALSE,NA,3999,NA,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,NA,NA,NA +138589,494,182,Female Executive: Our premium cable network is a little different from what you're used to. Our brand is classy and upscale.,898000,TRUE,1336,3999,Female Executive,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,Our premium cable network is a little different from what you're used to. Our brand is classy and upscale.,our premium cable network is a little different from what youre used to our brand is classy and upscale,19 +138590,494,183,Male Executive: And we pay for everything with soft porno and boxing.,904000,TRUE,2949,3999,Male Executive,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,And we pay for everything with soft porno and boxing.,and we pay for everything with soft porno and boxing,10 +138591,494,184,Krusty the Clown: (SURPRISED) Wait a minute -- there's soft porno?,907000,TRUE,139,3999,Krusty the Clown,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,Wait a minute -- there's soft porno?,wait a minute -- theres soft porno,7 +138592,494,185,"Female Executive: And here you don't have to worry about budgets, and the critics are in our pocket.",910000,TRUE,1336,3999,Female Executive,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,"And here you don't have to worry about budgets, and the critics are in our pocket.",and here you dont have to worry about budgets and the critics are in our pocket,16 +138593,494,186,Krusty the Clown: Even the Boston Phoenix?,913000,TRUE,139,3999,Krusty the Clown,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,Even the Boston Phoenix?,even the boston phoenix,4 +138594,494,187,"Female Executive: If not, we'll burn it to the ground.",915000,TRUE,1336,3999,Female Executive,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,"If not, we'll burn it to the ground.",if not well burn it to the ground,8 +138595,494,188,Male Executive: And that will be the end of that phoenix.,917000,TRUE,2949,3999,Male Executive,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,And that will be the end of that phoenix.,and that will be the end of that phoenix,9 +138596,494,189,Krusty the Clown: All good. I just have one non-negotiable demand:,919000,TRUE,139,3999,Krusty the Clown,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,All good. I just have one non-negotiable demand:,all good i just have one non-negotiable demand,8 +138597,494,190,Krusty the Clown: (SWEETLY) This brass begonia here is my producer now until the end of time.,919000,TRUE,139,3999,Krusty the Clown,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,This brass begonia here is my producer now until the end of time.,this brass begonia here is my producer now until the end of time,13 +138598,494,191,Annie Crawford: (TOUCHED) Really?,930000,TRUE,5947,3999,Annie Crawford,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,Really?,really,1 +138599,494,192,Krusty the Clown: (NODS) Yep. And you know that anything said at a network pitch meeting can be taken to the bank.,930000,TRUE,139,3999,Krusty the Clown,HBO-TYPE CABLE NETWORK BOARDROOM,Yep. And you know that anything said at a network pitch meeting can be taken to the bank.,yep and you know that anything said at a network pitch meeting can be taken to the bank,18 +138600,494,193,(HBOWTIME STUDIO: Int. HBOWTIME Studio - day),950000,FALSE,NA,4000,NA,HBOWTIME STUDIO,NA,NA,NA +138601,494,194,"Bart Simpson: Krusty, my man, you finally hit it big.",950000,TRUE,8,4000,Bart Simpson,HBOWTIME STUDIO,"Krusty, my man, you finally hit it big.",krusty my man you finally hit it big,8 +138602,494,195,"Krusty the Clown: You said it! The ""entourage"" actors are now my interns!",952000,TRUE,139,4000,Krusty the Clown,HBOWTIME STUDIO,"You said it! The ""entourage"" actors are now my interns!",you said it the entourage actors are now my interns,10 +138603,494,196,"Kevin Dillon: I got your coffees, Mr. K.!",956000,TRUE,5952,4000,Kevin Dillon,HBOWTIME STUDIO,"I got your coffees, Mr. K.!",i got your coffees mr k,6 +138604,494,197,Krusty the Clown: Too hot! Too cold!,958000,TRUE,139,4000,Krusty the Clown,HBOWTIME STUDIO,Too hot! Too cold!,too hot too cold,4 +138605,494,198,Krusty the Clown: Genius.,963000,TRUE,139,4000,Krusty the Clown,HBOWTIME STUDIO,Genius.,genius,1 +138606,494,199,"Annie Crawford: No, no, no!",964000,TRUE,5947,4000,Annie Crawford,HBOWTIME STUDIO,"No, no, no!",no no no,3 +138607,494,200,Annie Crawford: What are you crazy?! You can't put a green wall behind a clown with green hair!,966000,TRUE,5947,4000,Annie Crawford,HBOWTIME STUDIO,What are you crazy?! You can't put a green wall behind a clown with green hair!,what are you crazy you cant put a green wall behind a clown with green hair,16 +138608,494,201,Annie Crawford: Beloved entertainer... sad old man! Beloved entertainer... sad old man! He ain't changin' so everything else in the world has to!,971000,TRUE,5947,4000,Annie Crawford,HBOWTIME STUDIO,Beloved entertainer... sad old man! Beloved entertainer... sad old man! He ain't changin' so everything else in the world has to!,beloved entertainer sad old man beloved entertainer sad old man he aint changin so everything else in the world has to,21 +138609,494,202,"Krusty the Clown: (SOTTO) Annie, it's your first day on the set. Scream something nice.",980000,TRUE,139,4000,Krusty the Clown,HBOWTIME STUDIO,"Annie, it's your first day on the set. Scream something nice.",annie its your first day on the set scream something nice,11 +138610,494,203,"Annie Crawford: Krusty, I am here to serve you and no one else. ""Nice"" gets booked at birthday parties!",984000,TRUE,5947,4000,Annie Crawford,HBOWTIME STUDIO,"Krusty, I am here to serve you and no one else. ""Nice"" gets booked at birthday parties!",krusty i am here to serve you and no one else nice gets booked at birthday parties,17 +138611,494,204,"Krusty the Clown: Hey, birthday parties got me through some tough times. For years I lived on piñata candy!",990000,TRUE,139,4000,Krusty the Clown,HBOWTIME STUDIO,"Hey, birthday parties got me through some tough times. For years I lived on piñata candy!",hey birthday parties got me through some tough times for years i lived on piñata candy,16 +138612,494,205,Annie Crawford: Yeah? Well from now on the only birthday parties you are gonna do are for the insane sons of rich Middle Eastern dictators. Your going rate is a hundred barrels of oil.,996000,TRUE,5947,4000,Annie Crawford,HBOWTIME STUDIO,Yeah? Well from now on the only birthday parties you are gonna do are for the insane sons of rich Middle Eastern dictators. Your going rate is a hundred barrels of oil.,yeah well from now on the only birthday parties you are gonna do are for the insane sons of rich middle eastern dictators your going rate is a hundred barrels of oil,32 +138613,494,206,"Krusty the Clown: (IMPRESSED) Whoa, that's Beyoncé volume.",1005000,TRUE,139,4000,Krusty the Clown,HBOWTIME STUDIO,"Whoa, that's Beyoncé volume.",whoa thats beyoncé volume,4 +138614,494,207,(Krusty Theater: Int. Krusty's theater - day),1020000,FALSE,NA,855,NA,Krusty Theater,NA,NA,NA +138615,494,208,"Annie Crawford: Wait one hairy, banana-peeling, scene-stealing minute here!",1020000,TRUE,5947,855,Annie Crawford,Krusty Theater,"Wait one hairy, banana-peeling, scene-stealing minute here!",wait one hairy banana-peeling scene-stealing minute here,7 +138616,494,209,Krusty the Clown: Wha? What'd I do?,1023000,TRUE,139,855,Krusty the Clown,Krusty Theater,Wha? What'd I do?,wha whatd i do,4 +138617,494,210,Annie Crawford: Whose show is this? Huh?! Huh?! Whose name is on that sign?! (POINTS TO KRUSTY SIGN),1024000,TRUE,5947,855,Annie Crawford,Krusty Theater,Whose show is this? Huh?! Huh?! Whose name is on that sign?!,whose show is this huh huh whose name is on that sign,12 +138618,494,211,"Chimp: (TERRIFIED ""EEKS"")",1024000,FALSE,1371,855,Chimp,Krusty Theater,NA,NA,NA +138619,494,212,"Annie Crawford: Yeah, that's right, little buddy boy! Krusty! Krusty! And don't you ever upstage him, or craft service will be serving chimp tacos!",1029000,TRUE,5947,855,Annie Crawford,Krusty Theater,"Yeah, that's right, little buddy boy! Krusty! Krusty! And don't you ever upstage him, or craft service will be serving chimp tacos!",yeah thats right little buddy boy krusty krusty and dont you ever upstage him or craft service will be serving chimp tacos,22 +138620,494,213,Crew Members: (DROOLING NOISES),1029000,FALSE,5953,855,Crew Members,Krusty Theater,NA,NA,NA +138621,494,214,"Burly Crew Member: Yeah, I'd like to squeeze a lime on that! (LASCIVIOUS NOISES)",1038000,TRUE,5954,855,Burly Crew Member,Krusty Theater,"Yeah, I'd like to squeeze a lime on that!",yeah id like to squeeze a lime on that,9 +138622,494,215,Chimp: (VERY SCARED NOISES),1038000,FALSE,1371,855,Chimp,Krusty Theater,NA,NA,NA +138623,494,216,Annie Crawford: Now apologize to Krusty!,1045000,TRUE,5947,855,Annie Crawford,Krusty Theater,Now apologize to Krusty!,now apologize to krusty,4 +138627,494,220,Krusty the Clown: What's going on? Yanking me out of my schvitz?! I look like an unwrapped mummy. Ooo! (PULLS OUT TAPE RECORDER) Idea for sketch: rapping mummy. Notorious T-U-T. It writes itself. Find someone to write it. (TO EXECS) Where's Annie?,1054000,TRUE,139,4001,Krusty the Clown,NETWORK BOARDROOM,What's going on? Yanking me out of my schvitz?! I look like an unwrapped mummy. Ooo! Idea for sketch: rapping mummy. Notorious T-U-T. It writes itself. Find someone to write it. Where's Annie?,whats going on yanking me out of my schvitz i look like an unwrapped mummy ooo idea for sketch rapping mummy notorious t-u-t it writes itself find someone to write it wheres annie,33 +138628,494,221,Male Executive: Annie is what we need to discuss.,1065000,TRUE,2949,4001,Male Executive,NETWORK BOARDROOM,Annie is what we need to discuss.,annie is what we need to discuss,7 +138629,494,222,"Female Executive: She's out of control. She called a network vice president ""unhip.""",1067000,TRUE,1336,4001,Female Executive,NETWORK BOARDROOM,"She's out of control. She called a network vice president ""unhip.""",shes out of control she called a network vice president unhip,11 +138630,494,223,Male Executive: And he reads G.Q. and he's straight.,1068000,TRUE,2949,4001,Male Executive,NETWORK BOARDROOM,And he reads G.Q. and he's straight.,and he reads gq and hes straight,7 +138631,494,224,"Female Executive: And recently, we had this incident...",1073000,TRUE,1336,4001,Female Executive,NETWORK BOARDROOM,"And recently, we had this incident...",and recently we had this incident,6 +138632,494,225,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (TERRIFIED RUNNING NOISES) Wait, wait! What are you doing?",1075000,TRUE,923,4001,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,NETWORK BOARDROOM,"Wait, wait! What are you doing?",wait wait what are you doing,6 +138633,494,226,"Female Executive: She claimed this intern sharpened her pencil ""too pointy.""",1079000,TRUE,1336,4001,Female Executive,NETWORK BOARDROOM,"She claimed this intern sharpened her pencil ""too pointy.""",she claimed this intern sharpened her pencil too pointy,9 +138634,494,227,"Krusty the Clown: Oh, I see what's goin' on here: if a woman does it, she's a bitch. But in a man, those traits would be considered... (WATCHING) Uh-oh.",1079000,TRUE,139,4001,Krusty the Clown,NETWORK BOARDROOM,"Oh, I see what's goin' on here: if a woman does it, she's a bitch. But in a man, those traits would be considered... Uh-oh.",oh i see whats goin on here if a woman does it shes a bitch but in a man those traits would be considered uh-oh,25 +138635,494,228,Krusty the Clown: That hallway looks familiar.,1095000,TRUE,139,4001,Krusty the Clown,NETWORK BOARDROOM,That hallway looks familiar.,that hallway looks familiar,4 +138636,494,229,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I'm only getting college credit for this!,1098000,TRUE,923,4001,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,NETWORK BOARDROOM,I'm only getting college credit for this!,im only getting college credit for this,7 +138637,494,230,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (SCREAM) My legs!,1099000,TRUE,923,4001,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,NETWORK BOARDROOM,My legs!,my legs,2 +138638,494,231,(Theater: int. theater - krusty show set - day),1106000,FALSE,NA,561,NA,Theater,NA,NA,NA +138639,494,232,"Homer Simpson: Wow, I can't believe we're in the audience of a pay-cable show!",1106000,TRUE,2,561,Homer Simpson,Theater,"Wow, I can't believe we're in the audience of a pay-cable show!",wow i cant believe were in the audience of a pay-cable show,12 +138640,494,233,(Stage: Int. stage - a little later),1109000,FALSE,NA,856,NA,Stage,NA,NA,NA +138641,494,234,"Annie Crawford: (INTRODUCING KRUSTY) And now, ladies and gentlemen, Krusty's favorite part of the taping -- talking to the audience before the show.",1109000,TRUE,5947,856,Annie Crawford,Stage,"And now, ladies and gentlemen, Krusty's favorite part of the taping -- talking to the audience before the show.",and now ladies and gentlemen krustys favorite part of the taping -- talking to the audience before the show,19 +138642,494,235,Krusty the Clown: Hey-how-are-ya-don't-talk-to-me-the-show's-starting. (EXITS),1116000,TRUE,139,856,Krusty the Clown,Stage,Hey-how-are-ya-don't-talk-to-me-the-show's-starting.,hey-how-are-ya-dont-talk-to-me-the-shows-starting,1 +138643,494,236,Adult Audience: (PUZZLED NOISE),1116000,FALSE,5950,856,Adult Audience,Stage,NA,NA,NA +138644,494,237,"Sideshow Mel: And now, the clown that never lets you down...",1121000,TRUE,699,856,Sideshow Mel,Stage,"And now, the clown that never lets you down...",and now the clown that never lets you down,9 +138645,494,238,Sideshow Mel: Krusty theeeeee Clown!,1126000,TRUE,699,856,Sideshow Mel,Stage,Krusty theeeeee Clown!,krusty theeeeee clown,3 +138646,494,239,"Krusty the Clown: Hey, hey, premium cable subscribers! Tonight we've got the cast of the hit ""Boardwalk Vampire""...",1132000,TRUE,139,856,Krusty the Clown,Stage,"Hey, hey, premium cable subscribers! Tonight we've got the cast of the hit ""Boardwalk Vampire""...",hey hey premium cable subscribers tonight weve got the cast of the hit boardwalk vampire,15 +138647,494,240,Krusty the Clown: We've also got Janeane Garofolo...,1140000,TRUE,139,856,Krusty the Clown,Stage,We've also got Janeane Garofolo...,weve also got janeane garofolo,5 +138648,494,241,Annie Crawford: Wait a minute!,1142000,TRUE,5947,856,Annie Crawford,Stage,Wait a minute!,wait a minute,3 +138649,494,242,"Annie Crawford: We have very specific language in our contract saying ""no guests who are funnier than Krusty.""",1144000,TRUE,5947,856,Annie Crawford,Stage,"We have very specific language in our contract saying ""no guests who are funnier than Krusty.""",we have very specific language in our contract saying no guests who are funnier than krusty,16 +138650,494,243,Female Executive: Janeane has promised to be strictly angry and polemical.,1144000,TRUE,1336,856,Female Executive,Stage,Janeane has promised to be strictly angry and polemical.,janeane has promised to be strictly angry and polemical,9 +138651,494,244,"JANEANE GAROFOLO: And I'll keep my promise, like Obama did with Guantanamo.",1153000,TRUE,5955,856,JANEANE GAROFOLO,Stage,"And I'll keep my promise, like Obama did with Guantanamo.",and ill keep my promise like obama did with guantanamo,10 +138652,494,245,Krusty the Clown: (ANGUISHED NOISE) That's funnier than I can ever hope to be!,1157000,TRUE,139,856,Krusty the Clown,Stage,That's funnier than I can ever hope to be!,thats funnier than i can ever hope to be,9 +138653,494,246,"Annie Crawford: Sorry, Janeane. Grab some shrimp and go. You can fill your stupid beret once.",1160000,TRUE,5947,856,Annie Crawford,Stage,"Sorry, Janeane. Grab some shrimp and go. You can fill your stupid beret once.",sorry janeane grab some shrimp and go you can fill your stupid beret once,14 +138654,494,247,JANEANE GAROFOLO: Burn on you! I brought my expandable beret!,1165000,TRUE,5955,856,JANEANE GAROFOLO,Stage,Burn on you! I brought my expandable beret!,burn on you i brought my expandable beret,8 +138655,494,248,"Female Executive: Krusty, this is exactly the kind of meddling that only we're allowed to do. Fire her as we discussed!",1170000,TRUE,1336,856,Female Executive,Stage,"Krusty, this is exactly the kind of meddling that only we're allowed to do. Fire her as we discussed!",krusty this is exactly the kind of meddling that only were allowed to do fire her as we discussed,19 +138656,494,249,Male Executive: (THREATENING) Don't make us threaten you.,1176000,TRUE,2949,856,Male Executive,Stage,Don't make us threaten you.,dont make us threaten you,5 +138657,494,250,Annie Crawford: Krusty?! What did you tell them?,1177000,TRUE,5947,856,Annie Crawford,Stage,Krusty?! What did you tell them?,krusty what did you tell them,6 +138658,494,251,"Krusty the Clown: Oh, I, I did that laugh that people interpret any way they want. (DOES THAT LAUGH)",1180000,TRUE,139,856,Krusty the Clown,Stage,"Oh, I, I did that laugh that people interpret any way they want.",oh i i did that laugh that people interpret any way they want,13 +138659,494,252,"Annie Crawford: (SHOCKED) I thought that laugh meant ""I love you.""",1186000,TRUE,5947,856,Annie Crawford,Stage,"I thought that laugh meant ""I love you.""",i thought that laugh meant i love you,8 +138660,494,253,Krusty the Clown: It can...,1186000,TRUE,139,856,Krusty the Clown,Stage,It can...,it can,2 +138661,494,254,"Annie Crawford: Well, there's no room for waffling anymore. You're with me forever, or never. Which is it?",1191000,TRUE,5947,856,Annie Crawford,Stage,"Well, there's no room for waffling anymore. You're with me forever, or never. Which is it?",well theres no room for waffling anymore youre with me forever or never which is it,16 +138662,494,255,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's bar - continuous),1195000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +138663,494,256,Krusty the Clown: (HEMS AND HAWS) When you said... (NERVOUS LAUGH),1195000,TRUE,139,15,Krusty the Clown,Moe's Tavern,When you said...,when you said,3 +138664,494,257,"Moe Szyslak: I'm payin' extra for this channel? Hasn't been good since ""The Wire."" Aw, who am I kiddin'? I never watched ""The Wire."" Had to bluff my way through so many conversations.",1199000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"I'm payin' extra for this channel? Hasn't been good since ""The Wire."" Aw, who am I kiddin'? I never watched ""The Wire."" Had to bluff my way through so many conversations.",im payin extra for this channel hasnt been good since the wire aw who am i kiddin i never watched the wire had to bluff my way through so many conversations,31 +138665,494,258,"Krusty the Clown: Well, Annie, I think you know my answer.",1207000,TRUE,139,15,Krusty the Clown,Moe's Tavern,"Well, Annie, I think you know my answer.",well annie i think you know my answer,8 +138666,494,259,(Krusty's Bedroom: int. krusty's bedroom - night),1212000,FALSE,NA,4002,NA,Krusty's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +138667,494,260,"Annie Crawford: Wow Krusty, adjusting for age, that was amazing!",1212000,TRUE,5947,4002,Annie Crawford,Krusty's Bedroom,"Wow Krusty, adjusting for age, that was amazing!",wow krusty adjusting for age that was amazing,8 +138668,494,261,"Krusty the Clown: (QUIET CONFIDENCE) Hey, hey. And the best thing is I kept my word and I got a new show.",1217000,TRUE,139,4002,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Bedroom,"Hey, hey. And the best thing is I kept my word and I got a new show.",hey hey and the best thing is i kept my word and i got a new show,17 +138669,494,262,Assistant Director: Sex over sixty: the mechanics of the impossible. Take two!,1224000,TRUE,3244,4002,Assistant Director,Krusty's Bedroom,Sex over sixty: the mechanics of the impossible. Take two!,sex over sixty the mechanics of the impossible take two,10 +138670,494,263,"Krusty the Clown: Is it over? Can I open my eyes? (LAUGHS) Hey, c'mon, wake up.",1232000,TRUE,139,4002,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Bedroom,"Is it over? Can I open my eyes? Hey, c'mon, wake up.",is it over can i open my eyes hey cmon wake up,12 +138671,494,264,"Annie Crawford: Oh, grow up.",1286000,TRUE,5947,4002,Annie Crawford,Krusty's Bedroom,"Oh, grow up.",oh grow up,3 +138672,495,0,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - dining room - continuous),47000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138673,495,1,Bart Simpson: (INCREDIBLY SATED NOISE),47000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138674,495,2,Lisa Simpson: (INCREDIBLY SATED NOISE),47000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138675,495,3,Maggie Simpson: (SURPRISINGLY HUGE BURP),47000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138676,495,4,"Homer Simpson: I'll never eat turkey again. (CALLS OUT) Marge, we got any ham?",47000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll never eat turkey again. Marge, we got any ham?",ill never eat turkey again marge we got any ham,10 +138677,495,5,Marge Simpson: I hereby declare Thanksgiving dinner officially over!,52000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I hereby declare Thanksgiving dinner officially over!,i hereby declare thanksgiving dinner officially over,7 +138678,495,6,"Marge Simpson: Which means, it's the start of Christmas season...which means...",56000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Which means, it's the start of Christmas season...which means...",which means its the start of christmas seasonwhich means,9 +138679,495,7,Homer Simpson: (IN HORROR) Christmas card photos?!!,61000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Christmas card photos?!!,christmas card photos,3 +138680,495,8,Marge Simpson: Yup!,63000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Yup!,yup,1 +138681,495,9,"Grampa Simpson: (STARTLED WAKING NOISE) I'm Santa?! (MOANS, SADLY) Now I'll never die.",70000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm Santa?! Now I'll never die.,im santa now ill never die,6 +138682,495,10,Bart Simpson: Can't we just send out a picture of the pets dressed like reindeer?,76000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Can't we just send out a picture of the pets dressed like reindeer?,cant we just send out a picture of the pets dressed like reindeer,13 +138683,495,11,Marge Simpson: We tried that last year!,81000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We tried that last year!,we tried that last year,5 +138684,495,12,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),81000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138685,495,13,Bart Simpson: Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is?,84000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is?,who cares what we look like in whatever stupid year this is,12 +138686,495,14,Marge Simpson: You'll understand one day when you have kids of your own.,87000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You'll understand one day when you have kids of your own.,youll understand one day when you have kids of your own,11 +138687,495,15,Lisa Simpson: Um... who says we're gonna have kids of our own?,90000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Um... who says we're gonna have kids of our own?,um who says were gonna have kids of our own,10 +138688,495,16,"Bart Simpson: Not me, man. This cycle of jerks has to end.",92000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not me, man. This cycle of jerks has to end.",not me man this cycle of jerks has to end,10 +138689,495,17,"Homer Simpson: Are we done yet? ""It's A Wonderful Life"" is about to start. (STROKES HIS CHIN) I wonder what my life would've been like if I'd never seen that movie...",96000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Are we done yet? ""It's A Wonderful Life"" is about to start. I wonder what my life would've been like if I'd never seen that movie...",are we done yet its a wonderful life is about to start i wonder what my life wouldve been like if id never seen that movie,26 +138690,495,18,Marge Simpson: (ANGRILY) Just look happy!,104000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Just look happy!,just look happy,3 +138691,495,19,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - early evening - establishing (30 years in the future)),115000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +138696,495,24,Elderly Principal Skinner: Just get me that rent or you'll be expelled.,189000,TRUE,5956,3,Elderly Principal Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Just get me that rent or you'll be expelled.,just get me that rent or youll be expelled,9 +138703,495,31,Jiff: Mom says you have to watch us over the holidays.,211000,TRUE,5957,3,Jiff,Springfield Elementary School,Mom says you have to watch us over the holidays.,mom says you have to watch us over the holidays,10 +138704,495,32,Skippy: She says you're our Dad and you need to act like it.,214000,TRUE,5958,3,Skippy,Springfield Elementary School,She says you're our Dad and you need to act like it.,she says youre our dad and you need to act like it,12 +138705,495,33,Jiff: Christmas with you is gonna suck.,216000,TRUE,5957,3,Jiff,Springfield Elementary School,Christmas with you is gonna suck.,christmas with you is gonna suck,6 +138707,495,35,Skippy: Really?,221000,TRUE,5958,3,Skippy,Springfield Elementary School,Really?,really,1 +138710,495,38,"Skippy: You know, we can hear thoughts now.",226000,TRUE,5958,3,Skippy,Springfield Elementary School,"You know, we can hear thoughts now.",you know we can hear thoughts now,7 +138712,495,40,(Lisa's House: ext. lisa's house - evening),233000,FALSE,NA,4003,NA,Lisa's House,NA,NA,NA +138713,495,41,"Adult Milhouse: Lis, I'm afraid my seasonal allergies are kicking in.",233000,TRUE,5959,4003,Adult Milhouse,Lisa's House,"Lis, I'm afraid my seasonal allergies are kicking in.",lis im afraid my seasonal allergies are kicking in,9 +138715,495,43,Adult Milhouse: I can't believe we put a man on the sun but we can't stop my sneezing. (SNEEZES),244000,TRUE,5959,4003,Adult Milhouse,Lisa's House,I can't believe we put a man on the sun but we can't stop my sneezing.,i cant believe we put a man on the sun but we cant stop my sneezing,16 +138714,495,42,"Adult Lisa: Oh, you poor thing -- this is a tough time of year for someone who's allergic to holly, mistletoe, the red part of candy canes...",236000,TRUE,9,4003,Adult Lisa,Lisa's House,"Oh, you poor thing -- this is a tough time of year for someone who's allergic to holly, mistletoe, the red part of candy canes...",oh you poor thing -- this is a tough time of year for someone whos allergic to holly mistletoe the red part of candy canes,25 +138716,495,44,"Adult Lisa: Hi Zia, how did you do on your math test?",244000,TRUE,9,4003,Adult Lisa,Lisa's House,"Hi Zia, how did you do on your math test?",hi zia how did you do on your math test,10 +138717,495,45,"Zia: (HOSTILE) Gee, I'm fine, Mom, thanks for asking. I'm going online.",254000,TRUE,5960,4003,Zia,Lisa's House,"Gee, I'm fine, Mom, thanks for asking. I'm going online.",gee im fine mom thanks for asking im going online,10 +138719,495,47,"Adult Milhouse: (DEFENSIVE) Don't blame me. When we had her, they used only the best genetic material, which meant none of mine.",264000,TRUE,5959,4003,Adult Milhouse,Lisa's House,"Don't blame me. When we had her, they used only the best genetic material, which meant none of mine.",dont blame me when we had her they used only the best genetic material which meant none of mine,19 +138721,495,49,Adult Milhouse: I guess.,272000,TRUE,5959,4003,Adult Milhouse,Lisa's House,I guess.,i guess,2 +138723,495,51,"Adult Milhouse: Why don't you take Zia to your parents for Christmas, while I nurse my allergies in one of the non-Christmas-celebrating states.",275000,TRUE,5959,4003,Adult Milhouse,Lisa's House,"Why don't you take Zia to your parents for Christmas, while I nurse my allergies in one of the non-Christmas-celebrating states.",why dont you take zia to your parents for christmas while i nurse my allergies in one of the non-christmas-celebrating states,21 +138725,495,53,"Adult Milhouse: Yeah, but they always make me wear a veil.",286000,TRUE,5959,4003,Adult Milhouse,Lisa's House,"Yeah, but they always make me wear a veil.",yeah but they always make me wear a veil,9 +138726,495,54,(London: EXT. LONDON - THE FUTURE - ESTABLISHING),301000,FALSE,NA,1232,NA,London,NA,NA,NA +138727,495,55,(Maggie's Suite: int. maggie's suite - continuous),301000,FALSE,NA,4004,NA,Maggie's Suite,NA,NA,NA +138728,495,56,"Robot Doctor: (UPBEAT, CHIPPER) Everything looks great, Maggie. But until this baby comes, I don't want you to make a sound.",301000,TRUE,5961,4004,Robot Doctor,Maggie's Suite,"Everything looks great, Maggie. But until this baby comes, I don't want you to make a sound.",everything looks great maggie but until this baby comes i dont want you to make a sound,17 +138729,495,57,"Guitarist: (HEAVY BRITISH ACCENT) But she's our lead singer, mate!",305000,TRUE,5962,4004,Guitarist,Maggie's Suite,"But she's our lead singer, mate!",but shes our lead singer mate,6 +138730,495,58,"Robot Doctor: I'm sorry, but recent research has shown that the umbilical cord is also a vocal cord. Now, can you tell me who the father is?",307000,TRUE,5961,4004,Robot Doctor,Maggie's Suite,"I'm sorry, but recent research has shown that the umbilical cord is also a vocal cord. Now, can you tell me who the father is?",im sorry but recent research has shown that the umbilical cord is also a vocal cord now can you tell me who the father is,25 +138731,495,59,"Guitarist: We will not. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to watch the football match.",316000,TRUE,5962,4004,Guitarist,Maggie's Suite,"We will not. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to watch the football match.",we will not now if you dont mind id like to watch the football match,15 +138732,495,60,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing (30 years in the future)),325000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138733,495,61,Holo-book: I see you are reading a children's book. Yet your profile indicates you are a mature adult. Is there an error?,325000,TRUE,5963,5,Holo-book,Simpson Home,I see you are reading a children's book. Yet your profile indicates you are a mature adult. Is there an error?,i see you are reading a childrens book yet your profile indicates you are a mature adult is there an error,21 +138734,495,62,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) Shut up!,332000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Shut up!,shut up,2 +138735,495,63,"Homer Simpson: Oh Marge, how would you like some ""future sex""?",332000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Marge, how would you like some ""future sex""?",oh marge how would you like some future sex,9 +138736,495,64,"Marge Simpson: Why do you say ""future?"" This is now.",339000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Why do you say ""future?"" This is now.",why do you say future this is now,8 +138737,495,65,Homer Simpson: I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.,342000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I meant a week from tomorrow. That's when the new penis gets here.,i meant a week from tomorrow thats when the new penis gets here,13 +138738,495,66,Marge Simpson: I just got a message from Maggie in my brain.,347000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I just got a message from Maggie in my brain.,i just got a message from maggie in my brain,10 +138739,495,67,"Homer Simpson: Ooo, a b-mail!",349000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooo, a b-mail!",ooo a b-mail,3 +138740,495,68,"Marge Simpson: She's coming home for Christmas! (SFX: DING) And Bart's bringing the boys! (SFX: DING) And Lisa's coming with Zia! For once, the whole family's going to be here for the holidays!",350000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"She's coming home for Christmas! And Bart's bringing the boys! And Lisa's coming with Zia! For once, the whole family's going to be here for the holidays!",shes coming home for christmas and barts bringing the boys and lisas coming with zia for once the whole familys going to be here for the holidays,27 +138741,495,69,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I got a b-mail too! (CLOSES EYES, READS:) ""You have won a valuable prize! Open now""...",362000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, I got a b-mail too! ""You have won a valuable prize! Open now""...",hey i got a b-mail too you have won a valuable prize open now,14 +138742,495,70,"Marge Simpson: Don't open it, Homie! It's a virus!",363000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't open it, Homie! It's a virus!",dont open it homie its a virus,7 +138743,495,71,Homer Simpson: Too late! (VIOLENT SHUDDERING NOISES),369000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Too late!,too late,2 +138744,495,72,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, after I stopped drinking, this was a way to stay close to my bottles.",383000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, after I stopped drinking, this was a way to stay close to my bottles.",yeah after i stopped drinking this was a way to stay close to my bottles,15 +138745,495,73,Homer Simpson: I'd smash 'em all for one lousy beer.,392000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'd smash 'em all for one lousy beer.,id smash em all for one lousy beer,8 +138747,495,75,Skippy: Mom's boyfriend is good at detangling them.,400000,TRUE,5958,5,Skippy,Simpson Home,Mom's boyfriend is good at detangling them.,moms boyfriend is good at detangling them,7 +138749,495,77,Skippy: She did.,405000,TRUE,5958,5,Skippy,Simpson Home,She did.,she did,2 +138750,495,78,Jiff: We weren't supposed to tell you.,405000,TRUE,5957,5,Jiff,Simpson Home,We weren't supposed to tell you.,we werent supposed to tell you,6 +138752,495,80,Skippy: Hey Grampa. Are you gonna build a snowman?,411000,TRUE,5958,5,Skippy,Simpson Home,Hey Grampa. Are you gonna build a snowman?,hey grampa are you gonna build a snowman,8 +138753,495,81,"Homer Simpson: No, I just like to dress up to eat my carrots and smoke.",414000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, I just like to dress up to eat my carrots and smoke.",no i just like to dress up to eat my carrots and smoke,13 +138755,495,83,"Skippy: (SARCASTIC) Thanks for spending so much time with us, Dad.",425000,TRUE,5958,5,Skippy,Simpson Home,"Thanks for spending so much time with us, Dad.",thanks for spending so much time with us dad,9 +138756,495,84,Homer Simpson: (UPBEAT) Who wants to go to the park and ride the merry-go-nowhere?,428000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Who wants to go to the park and ride the merry-go-nowhere?,who wants to go to the park and ride the merry-go-nowhere,11 +138757,495,85,Jiff: I do! I do! / Me! Me!,430000,TRUE,5957,5,Jiff,Simpson Home,I do! I do! / Me! Me!,i do i do me me,6 +138759,495,87,"Ned Flanders: (STICKING HEAD IN WINDOW) Sure is! That's why after Homer accidentally killed Edna, I married Maude's ghost!",438000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Sure is! That's why after Homer accidentally killed Edna, I married Maude's ghost!",sure is thats why after homer accidentally killed edna i married maudes ghost,13 +138760,495,88,"Maude's Ghost: There is no God, Neddy. It's just an empty meaningless void.",443000,TRUE,5964,5,Maude's Ghost,Simpson Home,"There is no God, Neddy. It's just an empty meaningless void.",there is no god neddy its just an empty meaningless void,11 +138761,495,89,"Ned Flanders: (IGNORING HER, DELIGHTED) Isn't she pretty?",447000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Isn't she pretty?,isnt she pretty,3 +138762,495,90,(Heathrow Teleport: INt. Heathrow TELEPORT - day),454000,FALSE,NA,4005,NA,Heathrow Teleport,NA,NA,NA +138763,495,91,"Ticket Agent: Oh, ma'am, you really shouldn't teleport when you're pregnant. I'm afraid your only choice is... (HUSHED WHISPER) air travel!",454000,TRUE,5965,4005,Ticket Agent,Heathrow Teleport,"Oh, ma'am, you really shouldn't teleport when you're pregnant. I'm afraid your only choice is... air travel!",oh maam you really shouldnt teleport when youre pregnant im afraid your only choice is air travel,17 +138764,495,92,Ticket Agent: (BLOODTHIRSTY BELLOWS),454000,FALSE,5965,4005,Ticket Agent,Heathrow Teleport,NA,NA,NA +138765,495,93,"Recorded Announcement: If you are seated in an exit row, please hold the door shut for the duration of the flight.",473000,TRUE,5966,4005,Recorded Announcement,Heathrow Teleport,"If you are seated in an exit row, please hold the door shut for the duration of the flight.",if you are seated in an exit row please hold the door shut for the duration of the flight,19 +138766,495,94,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - day),489000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138767,495,95,Marge Simpson: (HAPPY HUMMING),489000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138769,495,97,"Zia: Sure, I'd love to -- only not with you, and not that.",494000,TRUE,5960,5,Zia,Simpson Home,"Sure, I'd love to -- only not with you, and not that.",sure id love to -- only not with you and not that,12 +138772,495,100,"Marge Simpson: Not since they passed ""Homer's Law."" Oh honey, why don't you just relax and bake something?",502000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not since they passed ""Homer's Law."" Oh honey, why don't you just relax and bake something?",not since they passed homers law oh honey why dont you just relax and bake something,16 +138768,495,96,Adult Lisa: (UPBEAT) Wanna go to a concert tonight? Sixty-eight percent of the original Cher is playing.,489000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,Wanna go to a concert tonight? Sixty-eight percent of the original Cher is playing.,wanna go to a concert tonight sixty-eight percent of the original cher is playing,14 +138770,495,98,Adult Lisa: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),494000,FALSE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138771,495,99,Adult Lisa: Sometimes I wish strangling your kid was still legal.,500000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,Sometimes I wish strangling your kid was still legal.,sometimes i wish strangling your kid was still legal,9 +138809,495,137,Adult Lisa: (SHRUG) 'S okay. But you know who took her side? Marge (STRETCHING IT OUT) Boooouuuuvier Simpson!,666000,TRUE,9,84,Adult Lisa,Bart's Treehouse,'S okay. But you know who took her side? Marge Boooouuuuvier Simpson!,s okay but you know who took her side marge boooouuuuvier simpson,12 +138774,495,102,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),508000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138775,495,103,(Sky: ext. sky - day),517000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +138776,495,104,Australian Man: Oi! Can I get a pillow for my head?,517000,TRUE,5967,755,Australian Man,Sky,Oi! Can I get a pillow for my head?,oi can i get a pillow for my head,9 +138777,495,105,Pilot: (CRAZED LAUGH),517000,FALSE,526,755,Pilot,Sky,NA,NA,NA +138778,495,106,(Plane: int. plane - continuous),525000,FALSE,NA,1944,NA,Plane,NA,NA,NA +138779,495,107,"Stewardess: (SULLEN) Suicide pills, Mohawk gel, twenty-year-old Business Week, turkey and brie wrap...",525000,TRUE,1575,1944,Stewardess,Plane,"Suicide pills, Mohawk gel, twenty-year-old Business Week, turkey and brie wrap...",suicide pills mohawk gel twenty-year-old business week turkey and brie wrap,11 +138780,495,108,Passenger: Do you have any dog food left?,531000,TRUE,5021,1944,Passenger,Plane,Do you have any dog food left?,do you have any dog food left,7 +138781,495,109,"Passenger: Oh-oh, can I have the whole can?",533000,TRUE,5021,1944,Passenger,Plane,"Oh-oh, can I have the whole can?",oh-oh can i have the whole can,7 +138782,495,110,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),543000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138783,495,111,"Homer Simpson: Hey, sweetie. Marge said there was some family tension. And at Christmas of all times.",543000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, sweetie. Marge said there was some family tension. And at Christmas of all times.",hey sweetie marge said there was some family tension and at christmas of all times,15 +138785,495,113,"Homer Simpson: (RUEFUL CHUCKLE) ""Bloody Harry"" -- he brought back beheading in a big way! Now, I'm gonna show these boys downtown Springfield.",554000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Bloody Harry"" -- he brought back beheading in a big way! Now, I'm gonna show these boys downtown Springfield.",bloody harry -- he brought back beheading in a big way now im gonna show these boys downtown springfield,19 +138787,495,115,"Homer Simpson: No, don't worry, I have my invisibility cloak. (WORRIED) Now where did I put it?",562000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, don't worry, I have my invisibility cloak. Now where did I put it?",no dont worry i have my invisibility cloak now where did i put it,14 +138788,495,116,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Help me, my children!",577000,TRUE,208,5,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Home,"Help me, my children!",help me my children,4 +138789,495,117,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: What are you after? We're a cashless society!,580000,TRUE,208,5,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Home,What are you after? We're a cashless society!,what are you after were a cashless society,8 +138790,495,118,Aged Burns: Release the hounds!,591000,TRUE,5968,5,Aged Burns,Simpson Home,Release the hounds!,release the hounds,3 +138791,495,119,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - evening),600000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +138792,495,120,(Taxi: int. taxi - continuous),600000,FALSE,NA,352,NA,Taxi,NA,NA,NA +138793,495,121,"Adult Kearney: We're almost at Evergreen Terrace, miss. (LOOKS IN MIRROR) Hey, didn't I go to jail with your brother?",600000,TRUE,5969,352,Adult Kearney,Taxi,"We're almost at Evergreen Terrace, miss. Hey, didn't I go to jail with your brother?",were almost at evergreen terrace miss hey didnt i go to jail with your brother,15 +138794,495,122,Adult Kearney: (GASPS) Contractions?,607000,TRUE,5969,352,Adult Kearney,Taxi,Contractions?,contractions,1 +138795,495,123,Adult Kearney: (CALMLY) Computer: Hospital.,610000,TRUE,5969,352,Adult Kearney,Taxi,Computer: Hospital.,computer hospital,2 +138796,495,124,"Adult Kearney: Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way.",619000,TRUE,5969,352,Adult Kearney,Taxi,"Well, it looks like I'm gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way.",well it looks like im gonna have to do this the old-fashioned way,13 +138797,495,125,Adult Kearney: Gloves: hospital.,622000,TRUE,5969,352,Adult Kearney,Taxi,Gloves: hospital.,gloves hospital,2 +138798,495,126,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - late evening - establishing),640000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138802,495,130,(Bart's Treehouse: int. bart's treehouse - night - later),648000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +138773,495,101,"Adult Lisa: (FRUSTRATED GROAN, MAD) I am trying to deal with my disrespectful daughter, but you are too clueless to understand what that's like.",508000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"I am trying to deal with my disrespectful daughter, but you are too clueless to understand what that's like.",i am trying to deal with my disrespectful daughter but you are too clueless to understand what thats like,19 +138784,495,112,"Adult Lisa: My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant, like Hitler or Prince Harry.",549000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"My daughter thinks I'm a ruthless tyrant, like Hitler or Prince Harry.",my daughter thinks im a ruthless tyrant like hitler or prince harry,12 +138821,495,149,"Tree: (LOW, DELIBERATE SPEECH) Our consciousness was a secret for thousands of years. Then one pine tree had to open his sappy mouth.",723000,TRUE,5970,84,Tree,Bart's Treehouse,Our consciousness was a secret for thousands of years. Then one pine tree had to open his sappy mouth.,our consciousness was a secret for thousands of years then one pine tree had to open his sappy mouth,19 +138823,495,151,Tree: (AGGRAVATED LURCH-LIKE NOISE),732000,FALSE,5970,84,Tree,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +138824,495,152,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - night),738000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138826,495,154,"Marge Simpson: Sweetie, I've been waiting to hear you say that for so long. (GROGGY) Although you could've waited till morning... (TRAILING OFF INTO SLEEP)",740000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, I've been waiting to hear you say that for so long. Although you could've waited till morning...",sweetie ive been waiting to hear you say that for so long although you couldve waited till morning,18 +138827,495,155,Marge Simpson: (HAPPY NOISE),740000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138828,495,156,(Bart's Old Bedroom: Int. Bart's old bedroom - continuous),751000,FALSE,NA,4006,NA,Bart's Old Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +138830,495,158,Jiff: Who's Krusty?,753000,TRUE,5957,4006,Jiff,Bart's Old Bedroom,Who's Krusty?,whos krusty,2 +138832,495,160,Aged Krusty: I've never let go of my fax machine. Don't ask me why. I like the sound of a fax coming through. Especially if it's a nice deli menu. (WISTFUL) I miss eating.,757000,TRUE,1674,4006,Aged Krusty,Bart's Old Bedroom,I've never let go of my fax machine. Don't ask me why. I like the sound of a fax coming through. Especially if it's a nice deli menu. I miss eating.,ive never let go of my fax machine dont ask me why i like the sound of a fax coming through especially if its a nice deli menu i miss eating,31 +138833,495,161,(Springfield General Hospital: ext. springfield hospital - night - establishing),773000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +138834,495,162,"Nurse: I'm sorry, but there's no room at the in... patient facility.",773000,TRUE,237,264,Nurse,Springfield General Hospital,"I'm sorry, but there's no room at the in... patient facility.",im sorry but theres no room at the in patient facility,11 +138835,495,163,"Adult Kearney: Lady, this is Maggie Simpson! She just played a sold-out show in Beijing!",777000,TRUE,5969,264,Adult Kearney,Springfield General Hospital,"Lady, this is Maggie Simpson! She just played a sold-out show in Beijing!",lady this is maggie simpson she just played a sold-out show in beijing,13 +138836,495,164,"Nurse: Hm, a star in the east... let me see.",781000,TRUE,237,264,Nurse,Springfield General Hospital,"Hm, a star in the east... let me see.",hm a star in the east let me see,9 +138837,495,165,"Nurse: We do have a little room in the manger... I mean, mangier wing.",785000,TRUE,237,264,Nurse,Springfield General Hospital,"We do have a little room in the manger... I mean, mangier wing.",we do have a little room in the manger i mean mangier wing,13 +138838,495,166,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - morning),791000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138839,495,167,Marge Simpson: (ENTERING) Merry Christmas Eve! Where are the kids?,791000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Merry Christmas Eve! Where are the kids?,merry christmas eve where are the kids,7 +138841,495,169,Zia: (SHUDDERING NOISE),794000,FALSE,5960,5,Zia,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138817,495,145,Adult Lisa: (INCREDIBLY TOUCHED NOISE),689000,FALSE,9,84,Adult Lisa,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +138819,495,147,"Adult Lisa: Godspeed, Bart. I'm gonna go apologize to Mom!",715000,TRUE,9,84,Adult Lisa,Bart's Treehouse,"Godspeed, Bart. I'm gonna go apologize to Mom!",godspeed bart im gonna go apologize to mom,8 +138820,495,148,Adult Lisa: How do I get down?,721000,TRUE,9,84,Adult Lisa,Bart's Treehouse,How do I get down?,how do i get down,5 +138825,495,153,Adult Lisa: Mom... you're the best!,738000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,Mom... you're the best!,mom youre the best,4 +138840,495,168,Adult Lisa: I know where mine is...,794000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,I know where mine is...,i know where mine is,5 +138842,495,170,"Adult Lisa: And I'm going to take a page out of your playbook, and let it slide!",797000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"And I'm going to take a page out of your playbook, and let it slide!",and im going to take a page out of your playbook and let it slide,15 +138844,495,172,Adult Lisa: He took the boys out.,800000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,He took the boys out.,he took the boys out,5 +138846,495,174,"Marge Simpson: People learn from their mistakes and your father made so many mistakes. And now, Patty and Selma are here to help us decorate with their new love-bots.",806000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"People learn from their mistakes and your father made so many mistakes. And now, Patty and Selma are here to help us decorate with their new love-bots.",people learn from their mistakes and your father made so many mistakes and now patty and selma are here to help us decorate with their new love-bots,27 +138847,495,175,"Selma Bouvier: Make me a Bloody Mary, doll-face.",816000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Make me a Bloody Mary, doll-face.",make me a bloody mary doll-face,6 +138848,495,176,"Handsome Male Android: No, Selma. Even a robot built only to love you cannot love you. I am leaving with your sister's concu-droid.",818000,TRUE,5971,5,Handsome Male Android,Simpson Home,"No, Selma. Even a robot built only to love you cannot love you. I am leaving with your sister's concu-droid.",no selma even a robot built only to love you cannot love you i am leaving with your sisters concu-droid,20 +138849,495,177,(Springfield General Hospital: int. springfield hospital - DELIVERY ROOM - day),830000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +138850,495,178,Delivery Nurse: Should we start an epidural?,830000,TRUE,5972,264,Delivery Nurse,Springfield General Hospital,Should we start an epidural?,should we start an epidural,5 +138851,495,179,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now, nurse you know we've found something much more effective.",832000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"Now, nurse you know we've found something much more effective.",now nurse you know weve found something much more effective,10 +138852,495,180,(APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE: ext. apu and manjula's house - day),839000,FALSE,NA,4007,NA,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +138853,495,181,"Marge Simpson: Oh, it's so good to meet the octuplets' octuplets.",839000,TRUE,1,4007,Marge Simpson,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,"Oh, it's so good to meet the octuplets' octuplets.",oh its so good to meet the octuplets octuplets,9 +138854,495,182,Marge Simpson: (DELIGHTED SHRIEK) I just got a b-mail from Maggie -- she's gone into labor! (GETS UP),846000,TRUE,1,4007,Marge Simpson,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,I just got a b-mail from Maggie -- she's gone into labor!,i just got a b-mail from maggie -- shes gone into labor,12 +138855,495,183,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (FAKING IT) Oh, another grandchild. How special.",850000,TRUE,208,4007,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,"Oh, another grandchild. How special.",oh another grandchild how special,5 +138856,495,184,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Careful how you shut the door. It upsets the children.,853000,TRUE,1975,4007,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,Careful how you shut the door. It upsets the children.,careful how you shut the door it upsets the children,10 +138857,495,185,Babies: (HUGE UPSET CRY),853000,FALSE,999,4007,Babies,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +138858,495,186,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh, Sanjay. How I wish that runaway jerky wagon killed me instead of you.",863000,TRUE,208,4007,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,"Oh, Sanjay. How I wish that runaway jerky wagon killed me instead of you.",oh sanjay how i wish that runaway jerky wagon killed me instead of you,14 +138859,495,187,Cow: (MOOS),863000,FALSE,2543,4007,Cow,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +138860,495,188,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I miss you too, Brother.",871000,TRUE,208,4007,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,APU AND MANJULA'S HOUSE,"I miss you too, Brother.",i miss you too brother,5 +138861,495,189,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - day),878000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138863,495,191,Marge Simpson: Lisa...,885000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa...,lisa,1 +138867,495,195,(THE ULTRANET: int. the ultranet - home page),902000,FALSE,NA,4008,NA,THE ULTRANET,NA,NA,NA +138870,495,198,"Adult Nelson: Hey, Lis. Is your marriage still dead and unfulfilled?",922000,TRUE,1672,4008,Adult Nelson,THE ULTRANET,"Hey, Lis. Is your marriage still dead and unfulfilled?",hey lis is your marriage still dead and unfulfilled,9 +138872,495,200,Adult Nelson: (DOPPLER) You know we're destined to-- (BEING PUNISHED NOISE),928000,TRUE,1672,4008,Adult Nelson,THE ULTRANET,You know we're destined to--,you know were destined to--,5 +138912,495,240,Zia: What? Me flashing my boobs on unripe melons dot com?,1066000,TRUE,5960,4008,Zia,THE ULTRANET,What? Me flashing my boobs on unripe melons dot com?,what me flashing my boobs on unripe melons dot com,10 +138862,495,190,"Adult Lisa: (TO HERSELF) Hands off, hands off. Eh, screw it! Sometimes a mother's job is to butt in.",878000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"Hands off, hands off. Eh, screw it! Sometimes a mother's job is to butt in.",hands off hands off eh screw it sometimes a mothers job is to butt in,15 +138879,495,207,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),961000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +138880,495,208,(HOVER-CAR: int. hover-car - continuous),961000,FALSE,NA,4009,NA,HOVER-CAR,NA,NA,NA +138883,495,211,"Ralph Wiggum: Hi, Bart!",974000,TRUE,119,4009,Ralph Wiggum,HOVER-CAR,"Hi, Bart!",hi bart,2 +138885,495,213,Adult Ralph: I got cloneded!,976000,TRUE,5973,4009,Adult Ralph,HOVER-CAR,I got cloneded!,i got cloneded,3 +138886,495,214,"Adult Ralph #2: All right, buddy. What's the hurry?",980000,TRUE,5974,4009,Adult Ralph #2,HOVER-CAR,"All right, buddy. What's the hurry?",all right buddy whats the hurry,6 +138887,495,215,"Adult Ralph #3: (TURNS AND LOOKS BACK, GIGGLES) That Ralph was stupid.",985000,TRUE,5975,4009,Adult Ralph #3,HOVER-CAR,That Ralph was stupid.,that ralph was stupid,4 +138888,495,216,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's bar - a little later),996000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +138890,495,218,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah. I keep meaning to switch things around, but this place is always a crime scene.",998000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah. I keep meaning to switch things around, but this place is always a crime scene.",yeah i keep meaning to switch things around but this place is always a crime scene,16 +138894,495,222,"""Lenny"": (CARL VOICE) I'm Carl.",1009000,TRUE,5976,15,Lenny,Moe's Tavern,I'm Carl.,im carl,2 +138895,495,223,"""Carl"": (LENNY VOICE) Don't you remember? You came to the brain-switching ceremony.",1011000,TRUE,5977,15,Carl,Moe's Tavern,Don't you remember? You came to the brain-switching ceremony.,dont you remember you came to the brain-switching ceremony,9 +138897,495,225,"""Carl"": Because I wanted to get back together with my wife, who was sleeping with Carl at the time.",1016000,TRUE,5977,15,Carl,Moe's Tavern,"Because I wanted to get back together with my wife, who was sleeping with Carl at the time.",because i wanted to get back together with my wife who was sleeping with carl at the time,18 +138898,495,226,"""Lenny"": Turns out she had switched brains with a monkey on a Japanese game show. And it just got weirder from there.",1020000,TRUE,5976,15,Lenny,Moe's Tavern,Turns out she had switched brains with a monkey on a Japanese game show. And it just got weirder from there.,turns out she had switched brains with a monkey on a japanese game show and it just got weirder from there,21 +138899,495,227,"""Carl"": I found it quite normal. Anyway, if you're looking for your Dad. He took the kids to see his Dad.",1026000,TRUE,5977,15,Carl,Moe's Tavern,"I found it quite normal. Anyway, if you're looking for your Dad. He took the kids to see his Dad.",i found it quite normal anyway if youre looking for your dad he took the kids to see his dad,20 +138900,495,228,Bart Simpson: Thanks. (DASHES OUT),1031000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Thanks.,thanks,1 +138901,495,229,"""Lenny"": Hey Moe, get me another beer!",1032000,TRUE,5976,15,Lenny,Moe's Tavern,"Hey Moe, get me another beer!",hey moe get me another beer,6 +138902,495,230,"""Carl"": Quit makin' me fat!",1033000,TRUE,5977,15,Carl,Moe's Tavern,Quit makin' me fat!,quit makin me fat,4 +138903,495,231,(Springfield General Hospital: Ext. springfield hospital - night - establishing),1036000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +138904,495,232,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: I'm glad you're here, Marge. They're two minutes apart.",1036000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"I'm glad you're here, Marge. They're two minutes apart.",im glad youre here marge theyre two minutes apart,9 +138905,495,233,Marge Simpson: The contractions?,1040000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,The contractions?,the contractions,2 +138906,495,234,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: No, my bills. (CHUCKLES)",1041000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"No, my bills.",no my bills,3 +138907,495,235,(Simpson Kitchen: Int. Simpson kitchen - day),1058000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +138908,495,236,(THE ULTRANET: int. the ultranet - zia's door),1058000,FALSE,NA,4008,NA,THE ULTRANET,NA,NA,NA +138910,495,238,Zia: Mom? Why are you here?,1058000,TRUE,5960,4008,Zia,THE ULTRANET,Mom? Why are you here?,mom why are you here,5 +138875,495,203,"Adult Lisa: Google, even though you've enslaved half the world, you're still a damn fine search engine.",938000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,"Google, even though you've enslaved half the world, you're still a damn fine search engine.",google even though youve enslaved half the world youre still a damn fine search engine,15 +138876,495,204,Adult Lisa: Bingo.,947000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,Bingo.,bingo,1 +138877,495,205,Adult Lisa: (ANNOYED) Argh.,949000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,Argh.,argh,1 +138878,495,206,Adult Lisa: I open this door and I go from being one kind of mother to another. (THOUGHTFUL NOISE),954000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,I open this door and I go from being one kind of mother to another.,i open this door and i go from being one kind of mother to another,15 +138909,495,237,Adult Lisa: (HAPPY GASP),1058000,FALSE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,NA,NA,NA +138911,495,239,Adult Lisa: I was worried! I thought I would find...,1064000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,I was worried! I thought I would find...,i was worried i thought i would find,8 +138914,495,242,"Zia: Well, of course I do. I look up to both my parents.",1076000,TRUE,5960,4008,Zia,THE ULTRANET,"Well, of course I do. I look up to both my parents.",well of course i do i look up to both my parents,12 +138915,495,243,Adult Milhouse: Could somebody Fed-Ex me a prayer mat? And quick!,1079000,TRUE,5959,4008,Adult Milhouse,THE ULTRANET,Could somebody Fed-Ex me a prayer mat? And quick!,could somebody fed-ex me a prayer mat and quick,9 +138916,495,244,Zia: (TO LISA) But I especially look up to you.,1084000,TRUE,5960,4008,Zia,THE ULTRANET,But I especially look up to you.,but i especially look up to you,7 +138917,495,245,"(""CEMETERY"": ext. ""cemetery"" - day)",1091000,FALSE,NA,351,NA,CEMETERY,NA,NA,NA +138918,495,246,Homer Simpson: (SOMBER) This is where my father is.,1091000,TRUE,2,351,Homer Simpson,CEMETERY,This is where my father is.,this is where my father is,6 +138919,495,247,(Cryogenic Facility: int. cryogenic facility - later),1097000,FALSE,NA,4010,NA,Cryogenic Facility,NA,NA,NA +138920,495,248,"Homer Simpson: He froze himself because he was sick, and there was no cure.",1097000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"He froze himself because he was sick, and there was no cure.",he froze himself because he was sick and there was no cure,12 +138921,495,249,Jiff: Are they working on one?,1101000,TRUE,5957,4010,Jiff,Cryogenic Facility,Are they working on one?,are they working on one,5 +138922,495,250,"Homer Simpson: Oh, they found it. But don't tell him. This is way cheaper than a nursing home.",1102000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"Oh, they found it. But don't tell him. This is way cheaper than a nursing home.",oh they found it but dont tell him this is way cheaper than a nursing home,16 +138923,495,251,Grampa Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISES),1102000,FALSE,31,4010,Grampa Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,NA,NA,NA +138924,495,252,"Homer Simpson: Dad, these are your great-grandsons.",1107000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"Dad, these are your great-grandsons.",dad these are your great-grandsons,5 +138925,495,253,"Grampa Simpson: Ah, I don't see what's great about 'em! And Homer, you're still a big disappointment. Because...",1111000,TRUE,31,4010,Grampa Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"Ah, I don't see what's great about 'em! And Homer, you're still a big disappointment. Because...",ah i dont see whats great about em and homer youre still a big disappointment because,16 +138926,495,254,Homer Simpson: See you next Christmas!,1117000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,See you next Christmas!,see you next christmas,4 +138927,495,255,Grampa Simpson: (FLASH-FROZEN NOISE),1117000,FALSE,31,4010,Grampa Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,NA,NA,NA +138928,495,256,"Skippy: Why did you bring us here, Homer?",1121000,TRUE,5958,4010,Skippy,Cryogenic Facility,"Why did you bring us here, Homer?",why did you bring us here homer,7 +138929,495,257,"Homer Simpson: To prove a point. Everyone thinks their Dad's a jerk and everyone's right. But when you get older, you realize how much you love 'em.",1123000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"To prove a point. Everyone thinks their Dad's a jerk and everyone's right. But when you get older, you realize how much you love 'em.",to prove a point everyone thinks their dads a jerk and everyones right but when you get older you realize how much you love em,25 +138930,495,258,"Homer Simpson: Your Dad may be a little immature, but I know he loves you, so you ought to give him a chance.",1132000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"Your Dad may be a little immature, but I know he loves you, so you ought to give him a chance.",your dad may be a little immature but i know he loves you so you ought to give him a chance,21 +138932,495,260,Jiff: You're gonna have to do better than that.,1149000,TRUE,5957,4010,Jiff,Cryogenic Facility,You're gonna have to do better than that.,youre gonna have to do better than that,8 +138934,495,262,Skippy: (TEARFUL) Oh Dad!,1165000,TRUE,5958,4010,Skippy,Cryogenic Facility,Oh Dad!,oh dad,2 +138935,495,263,"Jiff: You've taught us the meaning of Christmas, which schools are forbidden to tell us any more.",1167000,TRUE,5957,4010,Jiff,Cryogenic Facility,"You've taught us the meaning of Christmas, which schools are forbidden to tell us any more.",youve taught us the meaning of christmas which schools are forbidden to tell us any more,16 +138936,495,264,Homer Simpson: Is it snowing down here?,1174000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,Is it snowing down here?,is it snowing down here,5 +138937,495,265,"Attendant: (WISEGUY VOICE) No, one of the freezers is busted.",1177000,TRUE,416,4010,Attendant,Cryogenic Facility,"No, one of the freezers is busted.",no one of the freezers is busted,7 +138938,495,266,"Homer Simpson: If those kids can forgive that train wreck of a father, then maybe I can forgive...",1179000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"If those kids can forgive that train wreck of a father, then maybe I can forgive...",if those kids can forgive that train wreck of a father then maybe i can forgive,16 +138939,495,267,"Grampa Simpson: (IMMEDIATELY RESUMING RANT) You quit drinkin', like a coward! The one thing you were good at!",1185000,TRUE,31,4010,Grampa Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"You quit drinkin', like a coward! The one thing you were good at!",you quit drinkin like a coward the one thing you were good at,13 +138940,495,268,Homer Simpson: (RECONSIDERING NOISE),1185000,FALSE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,NA,NA,NA +138913,495,241,Adult Lisa: What? No! It doesn't matter what I thought. I'm sorry I spied on you. But what I found is (ECSTATIC) my daughter looks up to me!,1068000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,What? No! It doesn't matter what I thought. I'm sorry I spied on you. But what I found is my daughter looks up to me!,what no it doesnt matter what i thought im sorry i spied on you but what i found is my daughter looks up to me,25 +138941,495,269,"Grampa Simpson: (UNFROZEN) Lawn chair-breakin'-- (FROZEN, THEN UNFROZEN) Hair-losin'-- (FROZEN, THEN UNFROZEN) Marge-lovin' (FROZEN, THEN UNFROZEN) barometer-dropping-- (FROZEN, THEN UNFROZEN) Father-freezin'-- (FROZEN, THEN UNFROZEN, KINDLY) But you'd always come and get me when I wandered out on the freeway -- 'cause deep down you couldn't bear to see me smooshed.",1189000,TRUE,31,4010,Grampa Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,Lawn chair-breakin'-- Hair-losin'-- Marge-lovin' barometer-dropping-- Father-freezin'-- But you'd always come and get me when I wandered out on the freeway -- 'cause deep down you couldn't bear to see me smooshed.,lawn chair-breakin-- hair-losin-- marge-lovin barometer-dropping-- father-freezin-- but youd always come and get me when i wandered out on the freeway -- cause deep down you couldnt bear to see me smooshed,31 +138942,495,270,"Homer Simpson: I love you, Dad.",1212000,TRUE,2,4010,Homer Simpson,Cryogenic Facility,"I love you, Dad.",i love you dad,4 +138943,495,271,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - early morning - christmas day),1217000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138944,495,272,"Marge Simpson: Everyone, it's a girl!",1217000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Everyone, it's a girl!",everyone its a girl,4 +138945,495,273,"Grampa Simpson: So, who's the father?",1222000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, who's the father?",so whos the father,4 +138946,495,274,"Grampa Simpson: Eh, it doesn't matter. If there's one day a year to give unwed mothers a break, it's Christmas.",1225000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Eh, it doesn't matter. If there's one day a year to give unwed mothers a break, it's Christmas.",eh it doesnt matter if theres one day a year to give unwed mothers a break its christmas,18 +138947,495,275,"Marge Simpson: Okay, everyone. Smile while the pets take our picture.",1232000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, everyone. Smile while the pets take our picture.",okay everyone smile while the pets take our picture,9 +138949,496,0,(Springfield Airport: ExT. SPRINGFIELD AIRPORT - day - establishing),77000,FALSE,NA,176,NA,Springfield Airport,NA,NA,NA +138950,496,1,Ticketing Agent: Next!,77000,TRUE,1935,176,Ticketing Agent,Springfield Airport,Next!,next,1 +138951,496,2,Homer Simpson: (GRUMPY) Finally. The only thing I wait in lines this long for are for slightly-better cell phones.,79000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,Finally. The only thing I wait in lines this long for are for slightly-better cell phones.,finally the only thing i wait in lines this long for are for slightly-better cell phones,16 +138952,496,3,Bart Simpson: Why do we even have to go to this stupid wedding?,83000,TRUE,8,176,Bart Simpson,Springfield Airport,Why do we even have to go to this stupid wedding?,why do we even have to go to this stupid wedding,11 +138953,496,4,"Marge Simpson: Cousin Kathy invited us so our feelings wouldn't be hurt, and we're going so her feelings won't be hurt.",86000,TRUE,1,176,Marge Simpson,Springfield Airport,"Cousin Kathy invited us so our feelings wouldn't be hurt, and we're going so her feelings won't be hurt.",cousin kathy invited us so our feelings wouldnt be hurt and were going so her feelings wont be hurt,19 +138954,496,5,Homer Simpson: I just don't understand the world of grownups.,92000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,I just don't understand the world of grownups.,i just dont understand the world of grownups,8 +138955,496,6,"Ticketing Agent: (WISEGUY) Sorry sir, your bag is two pounds over the limit. Are you sure everything inside is essential?",97000,TRUE,1935,176,Ticketing Agent,Springfield Airport,"Sorry sir, your bag is two pounds over the limit. Are you sure everything inside is essential?",sorry sir your bag is two pounds over the limit are you sure everything inside is essential,17 +138956,496,7,Homer Simpson: Absolutely. Let me just redistribute our thingies amongst our various bags.,101000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,Absolutely. Let me just redistribute our thingies amongst our various bags.,absolutely let me just redistribute our thingies amongst our various bags,11 +138957,496,8,Homer Simpson: (SORTING) High school yearbooks...,108000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,High school yearbooks...,high school yearbooks,3 +138958,496,9,Marge Simpson: I told you not to pack them!,110000,TRUE,1,176,Marge Simpson,Springfield Airport,I told you not to pack them!,i told you not to pack them,7 +138959,496,10,Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Don't argue in front of the airport line. Strangers are judging our marriage!,112000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,Don't argue in front of the airport line. Strangers are judging our marriage!,dont argue in front of the airport line strangers are judging our marriage,13 +138960,496,11,"Bart Simpson: Lisa, do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?",118000,TRUE,8,176,Bart Simpson,Springfield Airport,"Lisa, do you really need all these Kurt Vonnegut novels?",lisa do you really need all these kurt vonnegut novels,10 +138961,496,12,Lisa Simpson: They self-reference each other.,121000,TRUE,9,176,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Airport,They self-reference each other.,they self-reference each other,4 +138962,496,13,"Homer Simpson: (CHIDING) Marge, do we really need all these feminine products?",122000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,"Marge, do we really need all these feminine products?",marge do we really need all these feminine products,9 +138963,496,14,Marge Simpson: That's toothpaste!,126000,TRUE,1,176,Marge Simpson,Springfield Airport,That's toothpaste!,thats toothpaste,2 +138964,496,15,Marge Simpson: That's toothpaste!,127000,TRUE,1,176,Marge Simpson,Springfield Airport,That's toothpaste!,thats toothpaste,2 +138965,496,16,"Homer Simpson: Yes, but I never use that kind of toothpaste!",127000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,"Yes, but I never use that kind of toothpaste!",yes but i never use that kind of toothpaste,9 +138966,496,17,"Bart Simpson: We don't need dental floss either, Mom.",129000,TRUE,8,176,Bart Simpson,Springfield Airport,"We don't need dental floss either, Mom.",we dont need dental floss either mom,7 +138967,496,18,Lisa Simpson: (CONTINUE ARGUING),129000,FALSE,9,176,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Airport,NA,NA,NA +138968,496,19,Lisa Simpson: I need my books!,129000,TRUE,9,176,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Airport,I need my books!,i need my books,4 +138969,496,20,Homer Simpson: Try to catch one on your tongue. (STICKS OUT TONGUE),135000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,Try to catch one on your tongue.,try to catch one on your tongue,7 +138970,496,21,Lisa Simpson: We're not with him.,137000,TRUE,9,176,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Airport,We're not with him.,were not with him,4 +138971,496,22,Tsa Agent: We'll need to have a special agent check this out.,142000,TRUE,5978,176,Tsa Agent,Springfield Airport,We'll need to have a special agent check this out.,well need to have a special agent check this out,10 +138972,496,23,Tsa Baby: (BURP),142000,FALSE,5979,176,Tsa Baby,Springfield Airport,NA,NA,NA +138973,496,24,Tsa Agent: (RETURNING BOTTLE) You're clear.,148000,TRUE,5978,176,Tsa Agent,Springfield Airport,You're clear.,youre clear,2 +138974,496,25,Marge Simpson: Now I have to change the nipple!,149000,TRUE,1,176,Marge Simpson,Springfield Airport,Now I have to change the nipple!,now i have to change the nipple,7 +138975,496,26,Tsa Agent: True patriots breastfeed.,151000,TRUE,5978,176,Tsa Agent,Springfield Airport,True patriots breastfeed.,true patriots breastfeed,3 +138976,496,27,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED MURMUR),151000,FALSE,1,176,Marge Simpson,Springfield Airport,NA,NA,NA +138977,496,28,"Tsa Officer: Sir, you've been selected for a pat-down.",154000,TRUE,5980,176,Tsa Officer,Springfield Airport,"Sir, you've been selected for a pat-down.",sir youve been selected for a pat-down,7 +138978,496,29,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Can you focus on my shoulders -- that's where I carry my stress.,155000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,Woo hoo! Can you focus on my shoulders -- that's where I carry my stress.,woo hoo can you focus on my shoulders -- thats where i carry my stress,15 +138979,496,30,"Homer Simpson: Now, if I fart, that's 'cause I'm so relaxed.",160000,TRUE,2,176,Homer Simpson,Springfield Airport,"Now, if I fart, that's 'cause I'm so relaxed.",now if i fart thats cause im so relaxed,9 +138980,496,31,(Airplane: int. airplane - a little later),166000,FALSE,NA,416,NA,Airplane,NA,NA,NA +138981,496,32,"Flight Attendant: Sir, there isn't enough room.",166000,TRUE,525,416,Flight Attendant,Airplane,"Sir, there isn't enough room.",sir there isnt enough room,5 +138982,496,33,Homer Simpson: Yes there is! Woo hoo.,167000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,Yes there is! Woo hoo.,yes there is woo hoo,5 +138983,496,34,(Plane: Ext. Plane - continuous),174000,FALSE,NA,1944,NA,Plane,NA,NA,NA +138984,496,35,"Captain: Welcome to flight 55 to Bozeman, Montana by way of Miami. Due to an unforeseen jailbreak in New South Wales, our takeoff is gonna be just a little bit delayed. So we're gonna be turning off the air, but ethnic people are permitted to open and eat their home-cooked food.",174000,TRUE,479,1944,Captain,Plane,"Welcome to flight 55 to Bozeman, Montana by way of Miami. Due to an unforeseen jailbreak in New South Wales, our takeoff is gonna be just a little bit delayed. So we're gonna be turning off the air, but ethnic people are permitted to open and eat their home-cooked food.",welcome to flight 55 to bozeman montana by way of miami due to an unforeseen jailbreak in new south wales our takeoff is gonna be just a little bit delayed so were gonna be turning off the air but ethnic people are permitted to open and eat their home-cooked food,50 +138985,496,36,Homer Simpson: Huh? What the--,188000,TRUE,2,1944,Homer Simpson,Plane,Huh? What the--,huh what the--,3 +138986,496,37,"Ethnic Man: Crazy food indeed, my friend. (CHUCKLES)",191000,TRUE,5981,1944,Ethnic Man,Plane,"Crazy food indeed, my friend.",crazy food indeed my friend,5 +138987,496,38,(Tarmac: ext. tarmac - later),202000,FALSE,NA,2849,NA,Tarmac,NA,NA,NA +138988,496,39,(Airplane: int. airplane - continuous),202000,FALSE,NA,416,NA,Airplane,NA,NA,NA +138989,496,40,"Captain: Good news, folks. We've been cleared to taxi back to the terminal. You still can't get off, but you will be able to look through the window and see other people walking around and making fun of us.",202000,TRUE,479,416,Captain,Airplane,"Good news, folks. We've been cleared to taxi back to the terminal. You still can't get off, but you will be able to look through the window and see other people walking around and making fun of us.",good news folks weve been cleared to taxi back to the terminal you still cant get off but you will be able to look through the window and see other people walking around and making fun of us,38 +138990,496,41,Captain: No word on takeoff.,210000,TRUE,479,416,Captain,Airplane,No word on takeoff.,no word on takeoff,4 +138991,496,42,"Flight Attendant: (FIRM) Sir, return to your seat.",213000,TRUE,525,416,Flight Attendant,Airplane,"Sir, return to your seat.",sir return to your seat,5 +138992,496,43,Homer Simpson: But I have to go to the bathroom!,215000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,But I have to go to the bathroom!,but i have to go to the bathroom,8 +138993,496,44,Flight Attendant: You should've thought of that before you drank the fluids you need to live!,217000,TRUE,525,416,Flight Attendant,Airplane,You should've thought of that before you drank the fluids you need to live!,you shouldve thought of that before you drank the fluids you need to live,14 +138994,496,45,"Homer Simpson: (INTO MIC, DRAMATICALLY) Don't tread on pee! (YELL) We probably have rights!",226000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,Don't tread on pee! We probably have rights!,dont tread on pee we probably have rights,8 +138995,496,46,Homer Simpson: (INTO MIC) Airlines don't treat people like people anymore!,236000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,Airlines don't treat people like people anymore!,airlines dont treat people like people anymore,7 +138996,496,47,Homer Simpson: You make us beg for a filthy pillow that a barnyard rat wouldn't curl up and die in! And watch pre-taped messages that make crashing look like fun!,239000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,You make us beg for a filthy pillow that a barnyard rat wouldn't curl up and die in! And watch pre-taped messages that make crashing look like fun!,you make us beg for a filthy pillow that a barnyard rat wouldnt curl up and die in and watch pre-taped messages that make crashing look like fun,28 +138997,496,48,Homer Simpson: (BITTERLY) Never putting me next to a pretty girl...,247000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,Never putting me next to a pretty girl...,never putting me next to a pretty girl,8 +138998,496,49,Passengers: (LOUD MUTINOUS MURMURS),247000,FALSE,2401,416,Passengers,Airplane,NA,NA,NA +138999,496,50,Flight Attendant: We're gonna need the air marshal.,253000,TRUE,525,416,Flight Attendant,Airplane,We're gonna need the air marshal.,were gonna need the air marshal,6 +139000,496,51,Air Marshal: (DON KNOTTS) Now you've done it! (DON KNOTTS SNIFF),259000,TRUE,5982,416,Air Marshal,Airplane,Now you've done it!,now youve done it,4 +139001,496,52,Homer Simpson: (SCREAMS),259000,FALSE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,NA,NA,NA +139002,496,53,Air Marshal: I need backup!,262000,TRUE,5982,416,Air Marshal,Airplane,I need backup!,i need backup,3 +139003,496,54,"Air Marshal: Come on, ladies. You're all deputies now.",264000,TRUE,5982,416,Air Marshal,Airplane,"Come on, ladies. You're all deputies now.",come on ladies youre all deputies now,7 +139004,496,55,"Homer Simpson: (CORNERED) Look, all I want is what everybody wants: preferential treatment!",268000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,"Look, all I want is what everybody wants: preferential treatment!",look all i want is what everybody wants preferential treatment,10 +139005,496,56,"Homer Simpson: (RHETORICAL, PUMPING FIST) You can check my carry-on, but you can't check my spirit! And why is there moisture between the windows?! And don't wake me up to land! Just land!",274000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,"You can check my carry-on, but you can't check my spirit! And why is there moisture between the windows?! And don't wake me up to land! Just land!",you can check my carry-on but you cant check my spirit and why is there moisture between the windows and dont wake me up to land just land,28 +139006,496,57,Homer Simpson: (TOPPLING OUT DOOR NOISE),274000,FALSE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,NA,NA,NA +139007,496,58,Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER) I regret nothing... except this part!,292000,TRUE,2,416,Homer Simpson,Airplane,I regret nothing... except this part!,i regret nothing except this part,6 +139008,496,59,Marge Simpson: (MURMURS) This is the last airline that would take us.,298000,TRUE,1,416,Marge Simpson,Airplane,This is the last airline that would take us.,this is the last airline that would take us,9 +139009,496,60,Lisa Simpson: (SADLY) Looks like we're back to traveling on tramp steamers and produce trucks.,301000,TRUE,9,416,Lisa Simpson,Airplane,Looks like we're back to traveling on tramp steamers and produce trucks.,looks like were back to traveling on tramp steamers and produce trucks,12 +139010,496,61,Bart Simpson: I call shotgun!,305000,TRUE,8,416,Bart Simpson,Airplane,I call shotgun!,i call shotgun,3 +139011,496,62,Lisa Simpson: It's too early to call shotgun!,306000,TRUE,9,416,Lisa Simpson,Airplane,It's too early to call shotgun!,its too early to call shotgun,6 +139012,496,63,Bart Simpson: It's never too early to call shotgun!,307000,TRUE,8,416,Bart Simpson,Airplane,It's never too early to call shotgun!,its never too early to call shotgun,7 +139013,496,64,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) No one's shotgun! Now be quiet!,309000,TRUE,1,416,Marge Simpson,Airplane,No one's shotgun! Now be quiet!,no ones shotgun now be quiet,6 +139014,496,65,Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),309000,FALSE,9,416,Lisa Simpson,Airplane,NA,NA,NA +139015,496,66,(SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM: int. security examination room - later),315000,FALSE,NA,4011,NA,SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +139016,496,67,"Homer Simpson: I'm still gonna make my flight, right? 'Cause if not, you have to put me up in a first class hotel... that's how it works. I... (CHOKING NOISES)",315000,TRUE,2,4011,Homer Simpson,SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM,"I'm still gonna make my flight, right? 'Cause if not, you have to put me up in a first class hotel... that's how it works. I...",im still gonna make my flight right cause if not you have to put me up in a first class hotel thats how it works i,26 +139017,496,68,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES, TYPING) ""Fatso Goes Nutso!"" And post to YouTube with the following key words ""fat,"" ""stupid,"" ""classic Simpsons,"" and, just to be safe, ""baby rides kitten rides penguin.""",326000,TRUE,8,4011,Bart Simpson,SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM,"""Fatso Goes Nutso!"" And post to YouTube with the following key words ""fat,"" ""stupid,"" ""classic Simpsons,"" and, just to be safe, ""baby rides kitten rides penguin.""",fatso goes nutso and post to youtube with the following key words fat stupid classic simpsons and just to be safe baby rides kitten rides penguin,26 +139018,496,69,Bart Simpson: Perfect.,326000,TRUE,8,4011,Bart Simpson,SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM,Perfect.,perfect,1 +139019,496,70,Homer Simpson: (ONSCREEN) You can't check my spirit!,338000,TRUE,2,4011,Homer Simpson,SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM,You can't check my spirit!,you cant check my spirit,5 +139020,496,71,Homer Simpson: (ONSCREEN) And why is there moisture in between the windows?!,342000,TRUE,2,4011,Homer Simpson,SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM,And why is there moisture in between the windows?!,and why is there moisture in between the windows,9 +139021,496,72,Homer Simpson: (ONSCREEN) And don't wake me up to land!,344000,TRUE,2,4011,Homer Simpson,SECURITY EXAMINATION ROOM,And don't wake me up to land!,and dont wake me up to land,7 +139022,496,73,(Kwik-E-Mart: Ext. Kwik-E-Mart - day),359000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +139023,496,74,"Mystery Man: (VOICE HEAVILY MUFFLED) A six pack of Duff, please.",359000,TRUE,5983,136,Mystery Man,Kwik-E-Mart,"A six pack of Duff, please.",a six pack of duff please,6 +139024,496,75,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh yes, Mr. Homer.",361000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Oh yes, Mr. Homer.",oh yes mr homer,4 +139025,496,76,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),361000,FALSE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +139026,496,77,Homer Simpson: What gave me away?,363000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,What gave me away?,what gave me away,4 +139027,496,78,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well, the hot dogs spin counterclockwise in fear whenever you are near, sir.",365000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Well, the hot dogs spin counterclockwise in fear whenever you are near, sir.",well the hot dogs spin counterclockwise in fear whenever you are near sir,13 +139028,496,79,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Why are you in disguise?,370000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Why are you in disguise?,why are you in disguise,5 +139029,496,80,"Homer Simpson: Because of that dumb viral video with a hundred and fifty million hits, I can't go out in public.",371000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Because of that dumb viral video with a hundred and fifty million hits, I can't go out in public.",because of that dumb viral video with a hundred and fifty million hits i cant go out in public,19 +139030,496,81,"Gil Gunderson: (NOTICING HOMER) Hey, it's the guy from the plane.",376000,TRUE,2369,136,Gil Gunderson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Hey, it's the guy from the plane.",hey its the guy from the plane,7 +139031,496,82,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS),376000,FALSE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +139032,496,83,"Gil Gunderson: Yeah, way to go!",379000,TRUE,2369,136,Gil Gunderson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Yeah, way to go!",yeah way to go,4 +139033,496,84,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),379000,FALSE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +139034,496,85,Sideshow Mel: You said what we all think but don't have the bones to say!,381000,TRUE,699,136,Sideshow Mel,Kwik-E-Mart,You said what we all think but don't have the bones to say!,you said what we all think but dont have the bones to say,13 +139035,496,86,Rainier Wolfcastle: When I heard Homer speak I no longer felt small.,387000,TRUE,1114,136,Rainier Wolfcastle,Kwik-E-Mart,When I heard Homer speak I no longer felt small.,when i heard homer speak i no longer felt small,10 +139036,496,87,"Homer Simpson: They love me! The quiet Homer Simpson that kept it all bottled up inside is dead. This is the birth of Homer Simpson, blowhard! I'm on the roll of my life! Gimme a scratcher!",390000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"They love me! The quiet Homer Simpson that kept it all bottled up inside is dead. This is the birth of Homer Simpson, blowhard! I'm on the roll of my life! Gimme a scratcher!",they love me the quiet homer simpson that kept it all bottled up inside is dead this is the birth of homer simpson blowhard im on the roll of my life gimme a scratcher,34 +139037,496,88,Homer Simpson: Give me another one!,403000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Give me another one!,give me another one,4 +139038,496,89,Homer Simpson: Almost a winner!,405000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Almost a winner!,almost a winner,3 +139039,496,90,(TV Studio: int. TV studio - day),413000,FALSE,NA,190,NA,TV Studio,NA,NA,NA +139040,496,91,"Nash Castor: (FRENETIC) I'm Nash Castor! Coming up, we butt heads with Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan and Mitt the Wonder Romney! But first, we're here with this guy my kid said was a thing: Homer Simpson.",413000,TRUE,4185,190,Nash Castor,TV Studio,"I'm Nash Castor! Coming up, we butt heads with Ron Paul, Rand Paul, Paul Ryan and Mitt the Wonder Romney! But first, we're here with this guy my kid said was a thing: Homer Simpson.",im nash castor coming up we butt heads with ron paul rand paul paul ryan and mitt the wonder romney but first were here with this guy my kid said was a thing homer simpson,35 +139041,496,92,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! I'm famous again!,423000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,Woo hoo! I'm famous again!,woo hoo im famous again,5 +139042,496,93,"Nash Castor: Yes, your video has been mashed-up, auto-tuned, Jimmy Falloned, Philippine prisonered...and occasionally even watched! Ha! But can you save America from its last savior? Adriatica Veljohnson?",423000,TRUE,4185,190,Nash Castor,TV Studio,"Yes, your video has been mashed-up, auto-tuned, Jimmy Falloned, Philippine prisonered...and occasionally even watched! Ha! But can you save America from its last savior? Adriatica Veljohnson?",yes your video has been mashed-up auto-tuned jimmy falloned philippine prisoneredand occasionally even watched ha but can you save america from its last savior adriatica veljohnson,26 +139043,496,94,"Adriatica Vel Johnson: Nash, in this kicked-in-the-teeth world, what we don't need is another blustering bloat-bag who claims to speak for Bubba and Britney Spray-Cheese.",434000,TRUE,5091,190,Adriatica Vel Johnson,TV Studio,"Nash, in this kicked-in-the-teeth world, what we don't need is another blustering bloat-bag who claims to speak for Bubba and Britney Spray-Cheese.",nash in this kicked-in-the-teeth world what we dont need is another blustering bloat-bag who claims to speak for bubba and britney spray-cheese,22 +139044,496,95,"Nash Castor: That's really smart, that's like something I would say!",444000,TRUE,4185,190,Nash Castor,TV Studio,"That's really smart, that's like something I would say!",thats really smart thats like something i would say,9 +139045,496,96,"Adriatica Vel Johnson: Precisely, Nash.",446000,TRUE,5091,190,Adriatica Vel Johnson,TV Studio,"Precisely, Nash.",precisely nash,2 +139046,496,97,"Nash Castor: That's a great point, Adriatica.",447000,TRUE,4185,190,Nash Castor,TV Studio,"That's a great point, Adriatica.",thats a great point adriatica,5 +139047,496,98,"Homer Simpson: Well, if I could explain myself...",449000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,"Well, if I could explain myself...",well if i could explain myself,6 +139048,496,99,Nash Castor: Head butt!,451000,TRUE,4185,190,Nash Castor,TV Studio,Head butt!,head butt,2 +139049,496,100,Nash Castor: We'll be right back after this.,451000,TRUE,4185,190,Nash Castor,TV Studio,We'll be right back after this.,well be right back after this,6 +139050,496,101,"Adriatica Vel Johnson: C'mere, you.",454000,TRUE,5091,190,Adriatica Vel Johnson,TV Studio,"C'mere, you.",cmere you,2 +139051,496,102,"Marge Simpson: (ENCOURAGING) Homie, you can win this argument! Just rant and rave like you do to the TV during sports!",458000,TRUE,1,190,Marge Simpson,TV Studio,"Homie, you can win this argument! Just rant and rave like you do to the TV during sports!",homie you can win this argument just rant and rave like you do to the tv during sports,18 +139052,496,103,Homer Simpson: Yes. Yes! Got it!,469000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,Yes. Yes! Got it!,yes yes got it,4 +139053,496,104,Director: Five seconds to air.,474000,TRUE,218,190,Director,TV Studio,Five seconds to air.,five seconds to air,4 +139054,496,105,"Nash Castor: (CLEARS THROAT) And we're back with Homer Simpson, who's about to become a soggy Pamper flung to the side of history's freeway in (CHECKS WATCH) three.. two...",477000,TRUE,4185,190,Nash Castor,TV Studio,"And we're back with Homer Simpson, who's about to become a soggy Pamper flung to the side of history's freeway in three.. two...",and were back with homer simpson whos about to become a soggy pamper flung to the side of historys freeway in three two,23 +139055,496,106,Homer Simpson: (BANGS TABLE) Not so fast!,484000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,Not so fast!,not so fast,3 +139056,496,107,Adriatica Vel Johnson: (GASP),484000,FALSE,5091,190,Adriatica Vel Johnson,TV Studio,NA,NA,NA +139057,496,108,"Homer Simpson: Now, I may not be some mani-pedied TV blowhard...",484000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,"Now, I may not be some mani-pedied TV blowhard...",now i may not be some mani-pedied tv blowhard,9 +139058,496,109,"Homer Simpson: But I do speak for the common man who does his lousy job, goes to church twice a year and watches women's tennis 'cause he likes to hear 'em grunt. I bet Chuck the cameraman and Steve the sound guy know where I'm coming from.",484000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,"But I do speak for the common man who does his lousy job, goes to church twice a year and watches women's tennis 'cause he likes to hear 'em grunt. I bet Chuck the cameraman and Steve the sound guy know where I'm coming from.",but i do speak for the common man who does his lousy job goes to church twice a year and watches womens tennis cause he likes to hear em grunt i bet chuck the cameraman and steve the sound guy know where im coming from,45 +139162,496,213,James Madison: Everything's closed!,1012000,TRUE,5988,5,James Madison,Simpson Home,Everything's closed!,everythings closed,2 +139059,496,110,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! Those real people out there who buy their coffee from the mini-mart, and grab enough sugar packs for a week! Honest, hardworking, sugar-stealing Americans!",504000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,"Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about! Those real people out there who buy their coffee from the mini-mart, and grab enough sugar packs for a week! Honest, hardworking, sugar-stealing Americans!",yeah thats what im talkin about those real people out there who buy their coffee from the mini-mart and grab enough sugar packs for a week honest hardworking sugar-stealing americans,30 +139060,496,111,Crew: (RAUCOUS CHEERS),504000,FALSE,4652,190,Crew,TV Studio,NA,NA,NA +139061,496,112,"Adriatica Vel Johnson: Nash, I'm scared! Find me a rich husband! Quick!",518000,TRUE,5091,190,Adriatica Vel Johnson,TV Studio,"Nash, I'm scared! Find me a rich husband! Quick!",nash im scared find me a rich husband quick,9 +139062,496,113,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, you out-talked the talking heads!",521000,TRUE,9,190,Lisa Simpson,TV Studio,"Dad, you out-talked the talking heads!",dad you out-talked the talking heads,6 +139063,496,114,"Bart Simpson: From now on when someone asks me, I'm gonna say you are my father.",524000,TRUE,8,190,Bart Simpson,TV Studio,"From now on when someone asks me, I'm gonna say you are my father.",from now on when someone asks me im gonna say you are my father,14 +139064,496,115,"Homer Simpson: Aw, son. Now I regret bad-mouthing you to that girl you liked.",528000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,"Aw, son. Now I regret bad-mouthing you to that girl you liked.",aw son now i regret bad-mouthing you to that girl you liked,12 +139065,496,116,"Cbsbn Executive: (MAD) Homer, the way you just demolished our number one on-air personality was... (HAPPY) fantastic! You are the kind of ill-informed gasbag this network cannot get enough of. We only have eleven now. Not to mention our liberal straw man.",533000,TRUE,5984,190,Cbsbn Executive,TV Studio,"Homer, the way you just demolished our number one on-air personality was... fantastic! You are the kind of ill-informed gasbag this network cannot get enough of. We only have eleven now. Not to mention our liberal straw man.",homer the way you just demolished our number one on-air personality was fantastic you are the kind of ill-informed gasbag this network cannot get enough of we only have eleven now not to mention our liberal straw man,38 +139066,496,117,"Lefty Loony: (""IF I ONLY HAD A BRAIN"") OH THE PLAIN AND SIMPLE FACTS IS / I'D LOVE TO RAISE YOUR TAXES",547000,TRUE,5985,190,Lefty Loony,TV Studio,OH THE PLAIN AND SIMPLE FACTS IS / I'D LOVE TO RAISE YOUR TAXES,oh the plain and simple facts is id love to raise your taxes,13 +139067,496,118,Lefty Loony: AND MAKE YOUR CHILDREN GAY...,551000,TRUE,5985,190,Lefty Loony,TV Studio,AND MAKE YOUR CHILDREN GAY...,and make your children gay,5 +139068,496,119,"Cbsbn Executive: But what we don't have is someone who speaks to the average American. Your Flyover Franks, your dirt-bike Daryls...",554000,TRUE,5984,190,Cbsbn Executive,TV Studio,"But what we don't have is someone who speaks to the average American. Your Flyover Franks, your dirt-bike Daryls...",but what we dont have is someone who speaks to the average american your flyover franks your dirt-bike daryls,19 +139069,496,120,Marge Simpson: How can you refer to your audience that way?,560000,TRUE,1,190,Marge Simpson,TV Studio,How can you refer to your audience that way?,how can you refer to your audience that way,9 +139070,496,121,"Female Cbsbn Executive: Well, what you do is you take a derogatory term and think of other words that start with the same letter.",562000,TRUE,5986,190,Female Cbsbn Executive,TV Studio,"Well, what you do is you take a derogatory term and think of other words that start with the same letter.",well what you do is you take a derogatory term and think of other words that start with the same letter,21 +139071,496,122,"Cbsbn Executive: Homer, you're getting your own show.",567000,TRUE,5984,190,Cbsbn Executive,TV Studio,"Homer, you're getting your own show.",homer youre getting your own show,6 +139072,496,123,Homer Simpson: Finally. But I want to do it my way: classy and sophisticated.,569000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,Finally. But I want to do it my way: classy and sophisticated.,finally but i want to do it my way classy and sophisticated,12 +139073,496,124,"Homer Simpson: (BOOMING) Welcome to ""Gut Check With Homer Simpson""! Where the truth is served, with a side of (OMINOUS) in your face!",575000,TRUE,2,190,Homer Simpson,TV Studio,"Welcome to ""Gut Check With Homer Simpson""! Where the truth is served, with a side of in your face!",welcome to gut check with homer simpson where the truth is served with a side of in your face,19 +139074,496,125,(TV SHOW SET: int. TV show set - continuous),586000,FALSE,NA,4012,NA,TV SHOW SET,NA,NA,NA +139075,496,126,Homer Simpson: (EARNEST) I am Homer Simpson.,586000,TRUE,2,4012,Homer Simpson,TV SHOW SET,I am Homer Simpson.,i am homer simpson,4 +139076,496,127,Homer Simpson: America's latest teller of truth with a book deal on the side.,591000,TRUE,2,4012,Homer Simpson,TV SHOW SET,America's latest teller of truth with a book deal on the side.,americas latest teller of truth with a book deal on the side,12 +139077,496,128,Homer Simpson: Audio book read by Lenny. I'm not just another loudmouth. I'm a loudmouth who says things you're afraid to say (BOOMING) BUT NOT RACIST THINGS!,594000,TRUE,2,4012,Homer Simpson,TV SHOW SET,Audio book read by Lenny. I'm not just another loudmouth. I'm a loudmouth who says things you're afraid to say BUT NOT RACIST THINGS!,audio book read by lenny im not just another loudmouth im a loudmouth who says things youre afraid to say but not racist things,24 +139078,496,129,Homer Simpson: (CALMLY) Let's go to the map.,605000,TRUE,2,4012,Homer Simpson,TV SHOW SET,Let's go to the map.,lets go to the map,5 +139079,496,130,"Homer Simpson: Zoomy, zoomy, zoomy Dateline, Nebraska.",606000,TRUE,2,4012,Homer Simpson,TV SHOW SET,"Zoomy, zoomy, zoomy Dateline, Nebraska.",zoomy zoomy zoomy dateline nebraska,5 +139080,496,131,"Homer Simpson: A high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous, so he's replacing it with (SNEERING) soccer!",610000,TRUE,2,4012,Homer Simpson,TV SHOW SET,"A high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous, so he's replacing it with soccer!",a high school principal has decided that football is too dangerous so hes replacing it with soccer,17 +139103,496,154,Homer Simpson: (RASPY) Goodnight and good gravy.,766000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET",Goodnight and good gravy.,goodnight and good gravy,4 +139128,496,179,C. Montgomery Burns: I don't think so. (POINTS),899000,TRUE,15,2314,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,I don't think so.,i dont think so,4 +139192,496,243,Bart Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),1130000,FALSE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139081,496,132,"Homer Simpson: Are you ready for Irish announcers with lyrical accents, (IRISH ACCENT) ""Oh, that's a lovely touch! Oh, such beautiful form!"" (NORMAL VOICE, BECOMING RASPY) If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos... (SOBS) something for fat kids to play! (SOBS) Ochocincos...",621000,TRUE,2,4012,Homer Simpson,TV SHOW SET,"Are you ready for Irish announcers with lyrical accents, ""Oh, that's a lovely touch! Oh, such beautiful form!"" If we lose football, we lose the blitz, cheerleaders, Rudys, Ochocincos... something for fat kids to play! Ochocincos...",are you ready for irish announcers with lyrical accents oh thats a lovely touch oh such beautiful form if we lose football we lose the blitz cheerleaders rudys ochocincos something for fat kids to play ochocincos,36 +139082,496,133,"Homer Simpson: (OMINOUS) Oh yeah, that's right. It's already happening, people. Hoard your toilet paper! Shoot the mailman! (SOBS) Shoot the mailman!",648000,TRUE,2,4012,Homer Simpson,TV SHOW SET,"Oh yeah, that's right. It's already happening, people. Hoard your toilet paper! Shoot the mailman! Shoot the mailman!",oh yeah thats right its already happening people hoard your toilet paper shoot the mailman shoot the mailman,18 +139083,496,134,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - continuous),658000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139084,496,135,Carl Carlson: Is it a little weird how much he cries?,658000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Is it a little weird how much he cries?,is it a little weird how much he cries,9 +139085,496,136,"Lenny Leonard: No way. When a guy who loves America cries, it makes him super straight!",660000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"No way. When a guy who loves America cries, it makes him super straight!",no way when a guy who loves america cries it makes him super straight,14 +139086,496,137,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - dining room - night),666000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139087,496,138,Homer Simpson: This is going so great. I'm already a Halloween mask.,666000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This is going so great. I'm already a Halloween mask.,this is going so great im already a halloween mask,10 +139088,496,139,Bart Simpson: That's not you. They just painted Shrek yellow.,672000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's not you. They just painted Shrek yellow.,thats not you they just painted shrek yellow,8 +139089,496,140,Homer Simpson: It's still a great honor!,676000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's still a great honor!,its still a great honor,5 +139090,496,141,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, I'm glad your show is successful, but I have to ask you: what's with the crying?",678000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, I'm glad your show is successful, but I have to ask you: what's with the crying?",dad im glad your show is successful but i have to ask you whats with the crying,17 +139091,496,142,"Homer Simpson: Great question. I know you children have never seen your father cry before... Marge, do we have any more gravy?",684000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Great question. I know you children have never seen your father cry before... Marge, do we have any more gravy?",great question i know you children have never seen your father cry before marge do we have any more gravy,20 +139092,496,143,"Marge Simpson: No, we're out.",690000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, we're out.",no were out,3 +139093,496,144,Homer Simpson: (HUGE SOBS) Why? Oh why?,692000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why? Oh why?,why oh why,3 +139094,496,145,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I'm glad you're passionate, I just hope you're not riling people up with your show.",697000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I'm glad you're passionate, I just hope you're not riling people up with your show.",homie im glad youre passionate i just hope youre not riling people up with your show,16 +139095,496,146,"Homer Simpson: Oh Marge, don't worry. People know I'm doing a character, like Stephen Colbert, or Newt Gingrich.",702000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Marge, don't worry. People know I'm doing a character, like Stephen Colbert, or Newt Gingrich.",oh marge dont worry people know im doing a character like stephen colbert or newt gingrich,16 +139096,496,147,"(""GUT CHECK"" SET: int. ""gut check"" set - continuous)",711000,FALSE,NA,4013,NA,"""GUT CHECK"" SET",NA,NA,NA +139097,496,148,"Homer Simpson: (SOBER, VERY SERIOUS) Welcome back to ""Gut Check."" I have something very, very pro-American to share with you. Come with me.",711000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","Welcome back to ""Gut Check."" I have something very, very pro-American to share with you. Come with me.",welcome back to gut check i have something very very pro-american to share with you come with me,18 +139098,496,149,"Homer Simpson: Death to America! (CALMLY) I mean, over here.",718000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","Death to America! I mean, over here.",death to america i mean over here,7 +139099,496,150,"Homer Simpson: You all know I'm a big fan of American meat. Although, sometimes you've gotta cut off some of the gristle.",721000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","You all know I'm a big fan of American meat. Although, sometimes you've gotta cut off some of the gristle.",you all know im a big fan of american meat although sometimes youve gotta cut off some of the gristle,20 +139100,496,151,"Homer Simpson: Take that, centers of art and commerce. And this country has something extra that makes our meat the juiciest, most melt-in-your-mouth, stay-in-your-heart meat in the world. That's right, I'm talkin' about the gravy of freedom!",730000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","Take that, centers of art and commerce. And this country has something extra that makes our meat the juiciest, most melt-in-your-mouth, stay-in-your-heart meat in the world. That's right, I'm talkin' about the gravy of freedom!",take that centers of art and commerce and this country has something extra that makes our meat the juiciest most melt-in-your-mouth stay-in-your-heart meat in the world thats right im talkin about the gravy of freedom,35 +139101,496,152,"Homer Simpson: When March Madness spills into April -- that's the gravy! When someone messes with you, and you invade the country that did it plus another one -- that's the gravy! When you stick your flag in the moon and say ""now we're done tryin'"" -- that's the gravy!",745000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","When March Madness spills into April -- that's the gravy! When someone messes with you, and you invade the country that did it plus another one -- that's the gravy! When you stick your flag in the moon and say ""now we're done tryin'"" -- that's the gravy!",when march madness spills into april -- thats the gravy when someone messes with you and you invade the country that did it plus another one -- thats the gravy when you stick your flag in the moon and say now were done tryin -- thats the gravy,48 +139102,496,153,Homer Simpson: So get on the boat... the gravy boat.,762000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET",So get on the boat... the gravy boat.,so get on the boat the gravy boat,8 +139104,496,155,"Homer Simpson: (CASUAL) Great show, people. Great show. (TO PROP GUY) Um... Not a big deal, but next time can we use real gravy instead of brown paint? Not a big deal.",770000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","Great show, people. Great show. Um... Not a big deal, but next time can we use real gravy instead of brown paint? Not a big deal.",great show people great show um not a big deal but next time can we use real gravy instead of brown paint not a big deal,26 +139105,496,156,"Lisa Simpson: So, what's this with the gravy boat?",778000,TRUE,9,4013,Lisa Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","So, what's this with the gravy boat?",so whats this with the gravy boat,7 +139106,496,157,Homer Simpson: Just an innocuous little symbol like a smiley face or a like an I.O.U.,782000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET",Just an innocuous little symbol like a smiley face or a like an I.O.U.,just an innocuous little symbol like a smiley face or a like an iou,14 +139107,496,158,"Lisa Simpson: You know, symbols can often rile people up. The swastika... the New York Yankees logo...",787000,TRUE,9,4013,Lisa Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","You know, symbols can often rile people up. The swastika... the New York Yankees logo...",you know symbols can often rile people up the swastika the new york yankees logo,15 +139108,496,159,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Don't worry, sweetie. I think I know how to whip up an audience just short of a frenzy.",794000,TRUE,2,4013,Homer Simpson,"""GUT CHECK"" SET","Don't worry, sweetie. I think I know how to whip up an audience just short of a frenzy.",dont worry sweetie i think i know how to whip up an audience just short of a frenzy,18 +139109,496,160,(ALL-AMERICAN HOUSE: int. all-american house - day),821000,FALSE,NA,4014,NA,ALL-AMERICAN HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +139110,496,161,(Construction Site: ext. construction site - day),821000,FALSE,NA,890,NA,Construction Site,NA,NA,NA +139111,496,162,"(Spiffany's: Ext. ""SPIFFANY'S"" - day)",821000,FALSE,NA,4015,NA,Spiffany's,NA,NA,NA +139112,496,163,"(MAIN STREET, USA: ext. main street, usa - continuous)",821000,FALSE,NA,4016,NA,"MAIN STREET, USA",NA,NA,NA +139113,496,164,Moe Szyslak: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Why did I make this a loss leader?,821000,TRUE,17,4016,Moe Szyslak,"MAIN STREET, USA",Why did I make this a loss leader?,why did i make this a loss leader,8 +139114,496,165,(Channel 6 Studios: int. channel 6 - news desk - day),826000,FALSE,NA,971,NA,Channel 6 Studios,NA,NA,NA +139115,496,166,"Kent Brockman: The gravy boat movement is spreading across the nation like a rumor about some kid and someone's mom hooking up at a high school. With the Presidential Primaries coming up, and an entrenched incumbent in office, Republican leaders have no choice but to court this movement's inglorious ""baster,"" Homer Simpson!",826000,TRUE,211,971,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 Studios,"The gravy boat movement is spreading across the nation like a rumor about some kid and someone's mom hooking up at a high school. With the Presidential Primaries coming up, and an entrenched incumbent in office, Republican leaders have no choice but to court this movement's inglorious ""baster,"" Homer Simpson!",the gravy boat movement is spreading across the nation like a rumor about some kid and someones mom hooking up at a high school with the presidential primaries coming up and an entrenched incumbent in office republican leaders have no choice but to court this movements inglorious baster homer simpson,50 +139116,496,167,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),843000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139117,496,168,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING OUT) Marge, I'm going to meet with the Republican establishment and pick their nominee! If there's sandwiches there, you want me to bring some back?",843000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I'm going to meet with the Republican establishment and pick their nominee! If there's sandwiches there, you want me to bring some back?",marge im going to meet with the republican establishment and pick their nominee if theres sandwiches there you want me to bring some back,24 +139118,496,169,"Marge Simpson: (TACTFUL) Speaking for Lisa and me, we're not really a hundred and ten percent behind you anymore.",850000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Speaking for Lisa and me, we're not really a hundred and ten percent behind you anymore.",speaking for lisa and me were not really a hundred and ten percent behind you anymore,16 +139119,496,170,Homer Simpson: Then what percent above one hundred are you behind me?,856000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Then what percent above one hundred are you behind me?,then what percent above one hundred are you behind me,10 +139120,496,171,"Lisa Simpson: Um, none.",858000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Um, none.",um none,2 +139121,496,172,Homer Simpson: Only one hundred percent? (AGHAST NOISES),859000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Only one hundred percent?,only one hundred percent,4 +139122,496,173,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I love you, and I'm glad we're finally using our wedding china, but when you're helping to pick the next leader of the free world...",862000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I love you, and I'm glad we're finally using our wedding china, but when you're helping to pick the next leader of the free world...",homie i love you and im glad were finally using our wedding china but when youre helping to pick the next leader of the free world,26 +139123,496,174,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, you shouldn't do this. It's not fair how much influence you have!",870000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, you shouldn't do this. It's not fair how much influence you have!",dad you shouldnt do this its not fair how much influence you have,13 +139124,496,175,"Homer Simpson: Now Lisa, I'm an entertainer. And you can't entertain and inform at the same time. And if you're Access Hollywood, you do neither! (WITTY CHUCKLE)",874000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now Lisa, I'm an entertainer. And you can't entertain and inform at the same time. And if you're Access Hollywood, you do neither!",now lisa im an entertainer and you cant entertain and inform at the same time and if youre access hollywood you do neither,23 +139125,496,176,(Springfield Republican Party Headquarters: EXT. SPRINGFIELD REPUBLICAN PARTY HEADQUARTERS - NIGHT),890000,FALSE,NA,2314,NA,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,NA,NA,NA +139126,496,177,"C. Montgomery Burns: Now they're all excellent choices, so simply pick the white male candidate you prefer and we'll elect him.",890000,TRUE,15,2314,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"Now they're all excellent choices, so simply pick the white male candidate you prefer and we'll elect him.",now theyre all excellent choices so simply pick the white male candidate you prefer and well elect him,18 +139127,496,178,Homer Simpson: (EXAMINES PHOTOS) I don't know. Can't we get Chris Christie to run?,896000,TRUE,2,2314,Homer Simpson,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,I don't know. Can't we get Chris Christie to run?,i dont know cant we get chris christie to run,10 +139129,496,180,"Chris Christie: (EATS, THEN CHOKING NOISES) Save me, Obama Care!",905000,TRUE,5987,2314,Chris Christie,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"Save me, Obama Care!",save me obama care,4 +139130,496,181,"Homer Simpson: Eh, maybe I'll vote democrat. The great thing is when they get in they act like Republicans.",907000,TRUE,2,2314,Homer Simpson,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"Eh, maybe I'll vote democrat. The great thing is when they get in they act like Republicans.",eh maybe ill vote democrat the great thing is when they get in they act like republicans,17 +139131,496,182,Ted Nugent: No one's voting democrat while I can still draw a bow.,913000,TRUE,5014,2314,Ted Nugent,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,No one's voting democrat while I can still draw a bow.,no ones voting democrat while i can still draw a bow,11 +139132,496,183,Homer Simpson: (GASPS),913000,FALSE,2,2314,Homer Simpson,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,NA,NA,NA +139133,496,184,Homer Simpson: (ADMIRING) Ted Nugent! I made love on my honeymoon to your sweet music. You're my man.,921000,TRUE,2,2314,Homer Simpson,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,Ted Nugent! I made love on my honeymoon to your sweet music. You're my man.,ted nugent i made love on my honeymoon to your sweet music youre my man,15 +139134,496,185,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - day),928000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139135,496,186,Lisa Simpson: You're endorsing Ted Nugent for President?! He's a right-wing rock star who likes everything I hate!,928000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You're endorsing Ted Nugent for President?! He's a right-wing rock star who likes everything I hate!,youre endorsing ted nugent for president hes a right-wing rock star who likes everything i hate,16 +139136,496,187,Bart Simpson: Could there be anyone awesomer?,934000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Could there be anyone awesomer?,could there be anyone awesomer,5 +139137,496,188,Ted Nugent: Who's hungry for elk?,937000,TRUE,5014,5,Ted Nugent,Simpson Home,Who's hungry for elk?,whos hungry for elk,4 +139138,496,189,Marge Simpson: My daughter's a vegetarian.,942000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,My daughter's a vegetarian.,my daughters a vegetarian,4 +139139,496,190,"Ted Nugent: That's all right, she can munch on an antler. (BEAT) Antlers ain't meat.",945000,TRUE,5014,5,Ted Nugent,Simpson Home,"That's all right, she can munch on an antler. Antlers ain't meat.",thats all right she can munch on an antler antlers aint meat,12 +139140,496,191,"Ned Flanders: I thought I smelled death-a-diddly. What is that, an eight-pointer?",953000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"I thought I smelled death-a-diddly. What is that, an eight-pointer?",i thought i smelled death-a-diddly what is that an eight-pointer,10 +139141,496,192,"Ted Nugent: (EYEBALLS NED) From the looks of that moustache, I'm guessing you're a tenured professor at the people's republic of Berkeley.",956000,TRUE,5014,5,Ted Nugent,Simpson Home,"From the looks of that moustache, I'm guessing you're a tenured professor at the people's republic of Berkeley.",from the looks of that moustache im guessing youre a tenured professor at the peoples republic of berkeley,18 +139142,496,193,"Ned Flanders: Hey, the only thing left-wing about me is the way I write.",961000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Hey, the only thing left-wing about me is the way I write.",hey the only thing left-wing about me is the way i write,12 +139143,496,194,Ned Flanders: That's just fine as long as you're not a Mormon!,965000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,That's just fine as long as you're not a Mormon!,thats just fine as long as youre not a mormon,10 +139144,496,195,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, you cannot endorse Ted Nugent. I mean, sure, we all love his music...",969000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, you cannot endorse Ted Nugent. I mean, sure, we all love his music...",dad you cannot endorse ted nugent i mean sure we all love his music,14 +139145,496,196,"Homer Simpson: Oh, yes.",973000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, yes.",oh yes,2 +139146,496,197,Lisa Simpson: No question about it.,973000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,No question about it.,no question about it,4 +139147,496,198,Bart Simpson: I love that guy.,974000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I love that guy.,i love that guy,4 +139148,496,199,Marge Simpson: I listen to him.,974000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I listen to him.,i listen to him,4 +139149,496,200,Lisa Simpson: But he's out of his mind -- he can't run for President!,976000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,But he's out of his mind -- he can't run for President!,but hes out of his mind -- he cant run for president,12 +139150,496,201,Ted Nugent: I bagged me a fat little badger.,979000,TRUE,5014,5,Ted Nugent,Simpson Home,I bagged me a fat little badger.,i bagged me a fat little badger,7 +139151,496,202,"Martin Prince: (SCARED NOISE) Please, kind sir. Have pity.",981000,TRUE,38,5,Martin Prince,Simpson Home,"Please, kind sir. Have pity.",please kind sir have pity,5 +139152,496,203,"Ted Nugent: All I hear is ""chitter-chitter.""",983000,TRUE,5014,5,Ted Nugent,Simpson Home,"All I hear is ""chitter-chitter.""",all i hear is chitter-chitter,5 +139153,496,204,"Voice: Arise, Homer Simpson!",983000,TRUE,23,5,Voice,Simpson Home,"Arise, Homer Simpson!",arise homer simpson,3 +139154,496,205,Homer Simpson: Huh? Who's there?,997000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Huh? Who's there?,huh whos there,3 +139155,496,206,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) Mozart!,1001000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Mozart!,mozart,1 +139156,496,207,"James Madison: I am James Madison, sir...",1002000,TRUE,5988,5,James Madison,Simpson Home,"I am James Madison, sir...",i am james madison sir,5 +139157,496,208,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),1002000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139158,496,209,James Madison: ...fourth president of these United States.,1002000,TRUE,5988,5,James Madison,Simpson Home,...fourth president of these United States.,fourth president of these united states,6 +139159,496,210,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),1002000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139160,496,211,"James Madison: Now come, and I shall teach you of democracy!",1008000,TRUE,5988,5,James Madison,Simpson Home,"Now come, and I shall teach you of democracy!",now come and i shall teach you of democracy,9 +139161,496,212,Homer Simpson: Can we get some pizza on the way?,1011000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can we get some pizza on the way?,can we get some pizza on the way,8 +139163,496,214,Homer Simpson: They sell some at the gas station.,1013000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They sell some at the gas station.,they sell some at the gas station,7 +139164,496,215,James Madison: I don't want gas station pizza!,1015000,TRUE,5988,5,James Madison,Simpson Home,I don't want gas station pizza!,i dont want gas station pizza,6 +139165,496,216,"Homer Simpson: So, how come your picture's not on money?",1021000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, how come your picture's not on money?",so how come your pictures not on money,8 +139166,496,217,"James Madison: Actually, I'm on the five thousand dollar bill.",1024000,TRUE,5988,5,James Madison,Simpson Home,"Actually, I'm on the five thousand dollar bill.",actually im on the five thousand dollar bill,8 +139167,496,218,Homer Simpson: (À LA SERGEANT BILKO) Do you give 'em out for fans? 'Cause I'm a fan.,1027000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Do you give 'em out for fans? 'Cause I'm a fan.,do you give em out for fans cause im a fan,11 +139168,496,219,(Colonial Meeting House: ext. colonial meeting house - later that night),1032000,FALSE,NA,4017,NA,Colonial Meeting House,NA,NA,NA +139169,496,220,James Madison: I want to show you something.,1032000,TRUE,5988,4017,James Madison,Colonial Meeting House,I want to show you something.,i want to show you something,6 +139170,496,221,Homer Simpson: What's this? Some kind of bi-centennial lemon party?,1036000,TRUE,2,4017,Homer Simpson,Colonial Meeting House,What's this? Some kind of bi-centennial lemon party?,whats this some kind of bi-centennial lemon party,8 +139171,496,222,"James Madison: These are the framers of the Constitution, Homer. (PROUDLY) This great nation is built upon the hard work of, well as you would say, ""nerds.""",1040000,TRUE,5988,4017,James Madison,Colonial Meeting House,"These are the framers of the Constitution, Homer. This great nation is built upon the hard work of, well as you would say, ""nerds.""",these are the framers of the constitution homer this great nation is built upon the hard work of well as you would say nerds,24 +139172,496,223,Homer Simpson: Nerds! You want I should mess 'em up?,1047000,TRUE,2,4017,Homer Simpson,Colonial Meeting House,Nerds! You want I should mess 'em up?,nerds you want i should mess em up,8 +139173,496,224,James Madison: (DRAMATIC) I want you should not mess!,1050000,TRUE,5988,4017,James Madison,Colonial Meeting House,I want you should not mess!,i want you should not mess,6 +139174,496,225,James Madison: You are an embarrassment to the aristocratic slaveholders who forged this mighty nation!,1052000,TRUE,5988,4017,James Madison,Colonial Meeting House,You are an embarrassment to the aristocratic slaveholders who forged this mighty nation!,you are an embarrassment to the aristocratic slaveholders who forged this mighty nation,13 +139175,496,226,Homer Simpson: (WHIMPERING) But gravy is the freedom where--,1057000,TRUE,2,4017,Homer Simpson,Colonial Meeting House,But gravy is the freedom where--,but gravy is the freedom where--,6 +139176,496,227,James Madison: Silence! Founding Fathers! To me!,1059000,TRUE,5988,4017,James Madison,Colonial Meeting House,Silence! Founding Fathers! To me!,silence founding fathers to me,5 +139177,496,228,Homer Simpson: (FLYING UP AND DOWN NOISES) Congress shall have the Power To lay and collect Taxes... no new States shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other Staaaate...,1066000,TRUE,2,4017,Homer Simpson,Colonial Meeting House,Congress shall have the Power To lay and collect Taxes... no new States shall be formed or erected within the Jurisdiction of any other Staaaate...,congress shall have the power to lay and collect taxes no new states shall be formed or erected within the jurisdiction of any other staaaate,25 +139178,496,229,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - morning),1076000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139179,496,230,"Homer Simpson: (HALF-ASLEEP) No, no, John Hancock! I don't need insurance! Sam Adams, I'm sorry I made fun of your winter ale!",1076000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, no, John Hancock! I don't need insurance! Sam Adams, I'm sorry I made fun of your winter ale!",no no john hancock i dont need insurance sam adams im sorry i made fun of your winter ale,19 +139180,496,231,"Marge Simpson: Homie, wake up.",1083000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, wake up.",homie wake up,3 +139181,496,232,"Homer Simpson: (WAKES UP, THEN REALIZING NOISE) It was all a dream! Oh Marge, Oscar Madison came to me and told me that politics are serious and important!",1084000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It was all a dream! Oh Marge, Oscar Madison came to me and told me that politics are serious and important!",it was all a dream oh marge oscar madison came to me and told me that politics are serious and important,21 +139182,496,233,(Lisa's Bedroom: int. lisa's room - a little later),1093000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139183,496,234,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, you were right! I'm not going to endorse anybody for anything!",1093000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Lisa, you were right! I'm not going to endorse anybody for anything!",lisa you were right im not going to endorse anybody for anything,12 +139184,496,235,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, Dad! I'm so glad you've heard the voice of reason.",1105000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Oh, Dad! I'm so glad you've heard the voice of reason.",oh dad im so glad youve heard the voice of reason,11 +139185,496,236,"Homer Simpson: Yes, the will of the people should not be subverted by demagogues who... hey, what's this?",1109000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Yes, the will of the people should not be subverted by demagogues who... hey, what's this?",yes the will of the people should not be subverted by demagogues who hey whats this,16 +139186,496,237,"Homer Simpson: ""Springfield Colonial Village""?!",1115000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"""Springfield Colonial Village""?!",springfield colonial village,3 +139187,496,238,Homer Simpson: (DISBELIEF) What the?,1120000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,What the?,what the,2 +139188,496,239,"Homer Simpson: You faked it?! Lisa, how could you?!",1121000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"You faked it?! Lisa, how could you?!",you faked it lisa how could you,7 +139189,496,240,"Marge Simpson: It wasn't just her, Homie. It was all of us.",1125000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"It wasn't just her, Homie. It was all of us.",it wasnt just her homie it was all of us,10 +139190,496,241,Bart Simpson: I did it just to mess with your mind.,1128000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I did it just to mess with your mind.,i did it just to mess with your mind,9 +139191,496,242,Homer Simpson: (MAD) That's what a play within a play is for! (STRANGLES BART),1130000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,That's what a play within a play is for!,thats what a play within a play is for,9 +139193,496,244,Marge Simpson: No strangling on school days!,1134000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,No strangling on school days!,no strangling on school days,5 +139194,496,245,"Homer Simpson: (MAD) Well, if there's one thing I don't like being taught, it's a lesson. I'm so mad. Not only will I endorse Ted Nugent...but I will call for an end to the direct election of senators.",1137000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Well, if there's one thing I don't like being taught, it's a lesson. I'm so mad. Not only will I endorse Ted Nugent...but I will call for an end to the direct election of senators.",well if theres one thing i dont like being taught its a lesson im so mad not only will i endorse ted nugentbut i will call for an end to the direct election of senators,35 +139195,496,246,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, no!",1150000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Dad, no!",dad no,2 +139196,496,247,Homer Simpson: Really? That made sense? Then I'm definitely doing it.,1152000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Really? That made sense? Then I'm definitely doing it.,really that made sense then im definitely doing it,9 +139197,496,248,"(""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage: int. ""gut check with homer simpson"" soundstage - later)",1157000,FALSE,NA,4018,NA,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",NA,NA,NA +139198,496,249,"Homer Simpson: Folks, because I love democracy so much, I command you to vote for this man whom I alone have selected as your next President:",1157000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","Folks, because I love democracy so much, I command you to vote for this man whom I alone have selected as your next President:",folks because i love democracy so much i command you to vote for this man whom i alone have selected as your next president,24 +139199,496,250,"Homer Simpson: Now to baptize his candidacy with my tears. (CHOKED UP) The words ""strutting stadium rocker"" are overused these days, but when I first met Ted Nugent...",1165000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","Now to baptize his candidacy with my tears. The words ""strutting stadium rocker"" are overused these days, but when I first met Ted Nugent...",now to baptize his candidacy with my tears the words strutting stadium rocker are overused these days but when i first met ted nugent,24 +139200,496,251,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) What? My emotions were so powerful...,1177000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",What? My emotions were so powerful...,what my emotions were so powerful,6 +139201,496,252,"Ted Nugent: Come on, hurry up and cry so I can get elected and open up the San Diego Zoo for big game huntin'.",1180000,TRUE,5014,4018,Ted Nugent,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","Come on, hurry up and cry so I can get elected and open up the San Diego Zoo for big game huntin'.",come on hurry up and cry so i can get elected and open up the san diego zoo for big game huntin,22 +139202,496,253,Homer Simpson: It's not working... But why?,1190000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",It's not working... But why?,its not working but why,5 +139203,496,254,"Lisa Simpson: Maybe because deep down, you know you don't believe in what you're doing.",1191000,TRUE,9,4018,Lisa Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","Maybe because deep down, you know you don't believe in what you're doing.",maybe because deep down you know you dont believe in what youre doing,13 +139204,496,255,"Homer Simpson: Oh my God, she's right. My lips will say anything, but my eyes know the truth. My ears are keeping their mouth shut.",1195000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","Oh my God, she's right. My lips will say anything, but my eyes know the truth. My ears are keeping their mouth shut.",oh my god shes right my lips will say anything but my eyes know the truth my ears are keeping their mouth shut,23 +139205,496,256,Homer Simpson: My fellow Americans... I am full of crap.,1205000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",My fellow Americans... I am full of crap.,my fellow americans i am full of crap,8 +139206,496,257,"Lisa Simpson: (SWEETLY SOBS) I knew you were, Dad. (HUGS HOMER, CRYING) I always knew.",1211000,TRUE,9,4018,Lisa Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","I knew you were, Dad. I always knew.",i knew you were dad i always knew,8 +139207,496,258,"Ted Nugent: Well, for one brief, glorious moment, I was almost president, sort of, not really. Now let me just play a sweet song that I'll never hear.",1218000,TRUE,5014,4018,Ted Nugent,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","Well, for one brief, glorious moment, I was almost president, sort of, not really. Now let me just play a sweet song that I'll never hear.",well for one brief glorious moment i was almost president sort of not really now let me just play a sweet song that ill never hear,26 +139208,496,259,Ted Nugent: HAIL TO ME / I'M THE PRESIDENTIAL GONZO / HUNT WITH A BOW 'CAUSE IT'S SILENT LIKE THE NIGHT / EAT MOOSES RAW / SO THEIR SOULS GO INTO MY SOUL / I'LL MOVE THE WHITE HOUSE TO KALAMAZOO!,1226000,TRUE,5014,4018,Ted Nugent,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",HAIL TO ME / I'M THE PRESIDENTIAL GONZO / HUNT WITH A BOW 'CAUSE IT'S SILENT LIKE THE NIGHT / EAT MOOSES RAW / SO THEIR SOULS GO INTO MY SOUL / I'LL MOVE THE WHITE HOUSE TO KALAMAZOO!,hail to me im the presidential gonzo hunt with a bow cause its silent like the night eat mooses raw so their souls go into my soul ill move the white house to kalamazoo,34 +139209,496,260,"Ted Nugent: (TO TUNE OF ""CAT SCRATCH FEVER"") THERE IS A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM THAT IS SWEEPIN' THE LAND / AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY ME / AND IT POPPED INTO MY HEAD WHILE I WAS WASHING MY DOG / SUCK ON THAT FRANCIS SCOTT KEY...",1246000,TRUE,5014,4018,Ted Nugent,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",THERE IS A NEW NATIONAL ANTHEM THAT IS SWEEPIN' THE LAND / AND IT WAS WRITTEN BY ME / AND IT POPPED INTO MY HEAD WHILE I WAS WASHING MY DOG / SUCK ON THAT FRANCIS SCOTT KEY...,there is a new national anthem that is sweepin the land and it was written by me and it popped into my head while i was washing my dog suck on that francis scott key,35 +139210,496,261,Homer Simpson: (CHORUS) I GOT A GOOD SONG FEVER / (TED:) A TED NUGENT FEVER / (HOMER:) SOMETHING SOMETHING FEVER...,1261000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",I GOT A GOOD SONG FEVER / A TED NUGENT FEVER / SOMETHING SOMETHING FEVER...,i got a good song fever a ted nugent fever something something fever,13 +139211,496,262,"Ted Nugent: (SPOKEN) Sing it, Homer!",1267000,TRUE,5014,4018,Ted Nugent,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","Sing it, Homer!",sing it homer,3 +139212,496,263,Homer Simpson: I GOT THIS SONG FEVER,1268000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",I GOT THIS SONG FEVER,i got this song fever,5 +139213,496,264,Homer Simpson: WE GOT AMERICA FEVER / WE GOT AMERICA FEVER!,1271000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",WE GOT AMERICA FEVER / WE GOT AMERICA FEVER!,we got america fever we got america fever,8 +139214,496,265,Ted Nugent: U.S. OF A!,1278000,TRUE,5014,4018,Ted Nugent,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",U.S. OF A!,us of a,3 +139215,496,266,"Homer Simpson: U.S. OF A! Great song, Ted. When's our next gig? Are we goin' to New York, or--",1278000,TRUE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage","U.S. OF A! Great song, Ted. When's our next gig? Are we goin' to New York, or--",us of a great song ted whens our next gig are we goin to new york or--,17 +139216,496,267,Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN),1278000,FALSE,2,4018,Homer Simpson,"""gut Check With Homer Simpson"" Soundstage",NA,NA,NA +139217,497,0,(Springfield County Court House: ext. springfield courthouse - day),117000,FALSE,NA,740,NA,Springfield County Court House,NA,NA,NA +139218,497,1,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: Lisa Simpson, your actions have brought devastation upon this town! And all because of your selfish desire to be accepted by others!",117000,TRUE,351,740,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Springfield County Court House,"Lisa Simpson, your actions have brought devastation upon this town! And all because of your selfish desire to be accepted by others!",lisa simpson your actions have brought devastation upon this town and all because of your selfish desire to be accepted by others,22 +139219,497,2,Spectators: (HOSTILE AGREEING MURMURS),117000,FALSE,1514,740,Spectators,Springfield County Court House,NA,NA,NA +139220,497,3,Homer Simpson: Leave her alone! That's my only talking daughter!,127000,TRUE,2,740,Homer Simpson,Springfield County Court House,Leave her alone! That's my only talking daughter!,leave her alone thats my only talking daughter,8 +139221,497,4,Bart Simpson: Lethal inject her on the electric chair!,133000,TRUE,8,740,Bart Simpson,Springfield County Court House,Lethal inject her on the electric chair!,lethal inject her on the electric chair,7 +139222,497,5,"Marge Simpson: Bart, it's okay to say that at home, but not in court! Take it back!",135000,TRUE,1,740,Marge Simpson,Springfield County Court House,"Bart, it's okay to say that at home, but not in court! Take it back!",bart its okay to say that at home but not in court take it back,15 +139223,497,6,Bart Simpson: (SULLEN) Withdrawn.,140000,TRUE,8,740,Bart Simpson,Springfield County Court House,Withdrawn.,withdrawn,1 +139224,497,7,"Marge Simpson: Now, Lisa tell your side of the story. And use your big voice.",141000,TRUE,1,740,Marge Simpson,Springfield County Court House,"Now, Lisa tell your side of the story. And use your big voice.",now lisa tell your side of the story and use your big voice,13 +139225,497,8,"Lisa Simpson: Well, it all started a couple of months ago...",146000,TRUE,9,740,Lisa Simpson,Springfield County Court House,"Well, it all started a couple of months ago...",well it all started a couple of months ago,9 +139226,497,9,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: Your honor, I'd like to request that everyone in the court picture in their minds what the witness is describing.",148000,TRUE,351,740,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Springfield County Court House,"Your honor, I'd like to request that everyone in the court picture in their minds what the witness is describing.",your honor id like to request that everyone in the court picture in their minds what the witness is describing,20 +139227,497,10,Judge Snyder: I'll allow it. But no flights of fancy!,154000,TRUE,214,740,Judge Snyder,Springfield County Court House,I'll allow it. But no flights of fancy!,ill allow it but no flights of fancy,8 +139228,497,11,"Lisa Simpson: Like all too many stories about my family, it began with somebody watching television.",156000,TRUE,9,740,Lisa Simpson,Springfield County Court House,"Like all too many stories about my family, it began with somebody watching television.",like all too many stories about my family it began with somebody watching television,14 +139229,497,12,(Abandoned Warehouse: ext. abandoned warehouse - night),162000,FALSE,NA,2145,NA,Abandoned Warehouse,NA,NA,NA +139230,497,13,"Senator Mendoza: Well, McBain. You certainly picked a bad time to come out of retirement. I hope you have a... Cobra plan.",162000,TRUE,409,2145,Senator Mendoza,Abandoned Warehouse,"Well, McBain. You certainly picked a bad time to come out of retirement. I hope you have a... Cobra plan.",well mcbain you certainly picked a bad time to come out of retirement i hope you have a cobra plan,20 +139232,497,15,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE) Down in front!,175000,TRUE,2,2145,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,Down in front!,down in front,3 +139233,497,16,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISES) Dammit! Why do kids have heads?,177000,TRUE,2,2145,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,Dammit! Why do kids have heads?,dammit why do kids have heads,6 +139234,497,17,Marge Simpson: Homie! Stop watching the movie in the other people's car!,180000,TRUE,1,2145,Marge Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,Homie! Stop watching the movie in the other people's car!,homie stop watching the movie in the other peoples car,10 +139235,497,18,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) But I'm invested in the characters.,183000,TRUE,2,2145,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,But I'm invested in the characters.,but im invested in the characters,6 +139236,497,19,Marge Simpson: You'll miss the turnoff to the fancy new mall!,187000,TRUE,1,2145,Marge Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,You'll miss the turnoff to the fancy new mall!,youll miss the turnoff to the fancy new mall,9 +139237,497,20,Homer Simpson: I make my own turnoffs.,189000,TRUE,2,2145,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,I make my own turnoffs.,i make my own turnoffs,5 +139238,497,21,"Homer Simpson: And that, kids, is how you stick it to the Towne Centre Real Estate Investment Trust. (PASSING SPACES) No, no, no. Woo hoo!",194000,TRUE,2,2145,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,"And that, kids, is how you stick it to the Towne Centre Real Estate Investment Trust. No, no, no. Woo hoo!",and that kids is how you stick it to the towne centre real estate investment trust no no no woo hoo,21 +139239,497,22,Marge Simpson: Someone thinks we're leaving. I'll wave them off.,203000,TRUE,1,2145,Marge Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,Someone thinks we're leaving. I'll wave them off.,someone thinks were leaving ill wave them off,8 +139240,497,23,"Homer Simpson: No, no, no, no, let's see how long we can keep 'em waiting. Everyone act like we're buckling up to go home. (CHUCKLES)",207000,TRUE,2,2145,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,"No, no, no, no, let's see how long we can keep 'em waiting. Everyone act like we're buckling up to go home.",no no no no lets see how long we can keep em waiting everyone act like were buckling up to go home,22 +139241,497,24,Marge Simpson: Homie...,212000,TRUE,1,2145,Marge Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,Homie...,homie,1 +139242,497,25,"Homer Simpson: Marge, if you were married to Da Vinci, you wouldn't tell him not to Da Vinch.",213000,TRUE,2,2145,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,"Marge, if you were married to Da Vinci, you wouldn't tell him not to Da Vinch.",marge if you were married to da vinci you wouldnt tell him not to da vinch,16 +139243,497,26,"Other Car's Driver: (FURIOUS) Dammit, are you leaving or not?",236000,TRUE,5989,2145,Other Car's Driver,Abandoned Warehouse,"Dammit, are you leaving or not?",dammit are you leaving or not,6 +139244,497,27,Homer Simpson: Leaving? Why on earth would you think that?,238000,TRUE,2,2145,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Warehouse,Leaving? Why on earth would you think that?,leaving why on earth would you think that,8 +139245,497,28,(GARAGE: ext. garage - continuous),245000,FALSE,NA,273,NA,GARAGE,NA,NA,NA +139246,497,29,Other Car's Driver: (FURIOUS ROAR),245000,FALSE,5989,273,Other Car's Driver,GARAGE,NA,NA,NA +139247,497,30,Lisa Simpson: (LAUGH),245000,FALSE,9,273,Lisa Simpson,GARAGE,NA,NA,NA +139248,497,31,Marge Simpson: (CHUCKLES DESPITE HERSELF),245000,FALSE,1,273,Marge Simpson,GARAGE,NA,NA,NA +139249,497,32,Bart Simpson: (LAUGHING) We totally wasted his time.,245000,TRUE,8,273,Bart Simpson,GARAGE,We totally wasted his time.,we totally wasted his time,5 +139250,497,33,Homer Simpson: (GLEEFUL) And ours! (CHORTLES),248000,TRUE,2,273,Homer Simpson,GARAGE,And ours!,and ours,2 +139251,497,34,(PARKING STRUCTURE: Ext. parking structure/ext. mall - day),254000,FALSE,NA,1111,NA,PARKING STRUCTURE,NA,NA,NA +139252,497,35,"Homer Simpson: This place is so great. When the trolley hits you, it doesn't even hurt.",254000,TRUE,2,1111,Homer Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,"This place is so great. When the trolley hits you, it doesn't even hurt.",this place is so great when the trolley hits you it doesnt even hurt,14 +139253,497,36,"Homer Simpson: (POP 'N' FRESH DOUGHBOY GIGGLES) You try it, Maggie!",264000,TRUE,2,1111,Homer Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,"You try it, Maggie!",you try it maggie,4 +139254,497,37,Maggie Simpson: (SWEET HAPPY GIGGLES),264000,FALSE,105,1111,Maggie Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,NA,NA,NA +139255,497,38,"Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Ooo, condos!",268000,TRUE,1,1111,Marge Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,"Ooo, condos!",ooo condos,2 +139256,497,39,"Marge Simpson: Lenny, do you live here?",272000,TRUE,1,1111,Marge Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,"Lenny, do you live here?",lenny do you live here,5 +139257,497,40,"Lenny Leonard: Yeah, I just moved in!",274000,TRUE,165,1111,Lenny Leonard,PARKING STRUCTURE,"Yeah, I just moved in!",yeah i just moved in,5 +139258,497,41,"Lenny Leonard: I have a Drippin' Dots for breakfast every morning, at lunch I get a massage in front of strangers, and then I spend the afternoon browsing cell-phone skins.",275000,TRUE,165,1111,Lenny Leonard,PARKING STRUCTURE,"I have a Drippin' Dots for breakfast every morning, at lunch I get a massage in front of strangers, and then I spend the afternoon browsing cell-phone skins.",i have a drippin dots for breakfast every morning at lunch i get a massage in front of strangers and then i spend the afternoon browsing cell-phone skins,28 +139259,497,42,Bart Simpson: Ever get tired of those dancing waters?,282000,TRUE,8,1111,Bart Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,Ever get tired of those dancing waters?,ever get tired of those dancing waters,7 +139260,497,43,Lenny Leonard: (UPBEAT) The day I moved in! (A LITTLE DESPERATE) So what are we all gonna do together?,289000,TRUE,165,1111,Lenny Leonard,PARKING STRUCTURE,The day I moved in! So what are we all gonna do together?,the day i moved in so what are we all gonna do together,13 +139261,497,44,"Marge Simpson: Actually, we just came to do some shopping... as a family.",292000,TRUE,1,1111,Marge Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,"Actually, we just came to do some shopping... as a family.",actually we just came to do some shopping as a family,11 +139262,497,45,Lenny Leonard: (SAD) Oh. No worries. (POINTS TO SELF) Mr. Mall can make his own excitement.,297000,TRUE,165,1111,Lenny Leonard,PARKING STRUCTURE,Oh. No worries. Mr. Mall can make his own excitement.,oh no worries mr mall can make his own excitement,10 +139263,497,46,"Lenny Leonard: Give me one doll from every time period, and set me up for a tea party in a private room!",302000,TRUE,165,1111,Lenny Leonard,PARKING STRUCTURE,"Give me one doll from every time period, and set me up for a tea party in a private room!",give me one doll from every time period and set me up for a tea party in a private room,20 +139264,497,47,"Salesperson: Lenny, you asked me to stop you from coming back in here. Let me help you.",307000,TRUE,2820,1111,Salesperson,PARKING STRUCTURE,"Lenny, you asked me to stop you from coming back in here. Let me help you.",lenny you asked me to stop you from coming back in here let me help you,16 +139265,497,48,"Lenny Leonard: You can help me by giving me Ellis Island Emily! (TAKES DOLL) Hi, dear. I'm your Uncle Lenny. I'm gonna buy you an all new wardrobe, fix your teeth, send you to the best schools, and you're gonna hate and resent me for it... 'cause you're an American now.",311000,TRUE,165,1111,Lenny Leonard,PARKING STRUCTURE,"You can help me by giving me Ellis Island Emily! Hi, dear. I'm your Uncle Lenny. I'm gonna buy you an all new wardrobe, fix your teeth, send you to the best schools, and you're gonna hate and resent me for it... 'cause you're an American now.",you can help me by giving me ellis island emily hi dear im your uncle lenny im gonna buy you an all new wardrobe fix your teeth send you to the best schools and youre gonna hate and resent me for it cause youre an american now,47 +139266,497,49,Marge Simpson: I was hanging onto these gift cards as investments... but then half the companies went out of business. Better sort those out.,327000,TRUE,1,1111,Marge Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,I was hanging onto these gift cards as investments... but then half the companies went out of business. Better sort those out.,i was hanging onto these gift cards as investments but then half the companies went out of business better sort those out,22 +139267,497,50,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT) Do-over!,356000,TRUE,2,1111,Homer Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,Do-over!,do-over,1 +139268,497,51,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS NOISES, THEN:) Woo hoo!",358000,TRUE,2,1111,Homer Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +139269,497,52,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) Unspool it into my mouth till that card is at zero.,362000,TRUE,2,1111,Homer Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,Unspool it into my mouth till that card is at zero.,unspool it into my mouth till that card is at zero,11 +139270,497,53,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH FULL) Draw the curtain.,367000,TRUE,2,1111,Homer Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,Draw the curtain.,draw the curtain,3 +139271,497,54,Homer Simpson: (BUN GUZZLING NOISES),367000,FALSE,2,1111,Homer Simpson,PARKING STRUCTURE,NA,NA,NA +139273,497,56,"Homer Simpson: Sir, as a complexion scientist, I must advise you against using any more. This is the most powerful hydrator we sell.",378000,TRUE,2,4019,Homer Simpson,Lotion Store,"Sir, as a complexion scientist, I must advise you against using any more. This is the most powerful hydrator we sell.",sir as a complexion scientist i must advise you against using any more this is the most powerful hydrator we sell,21 +139274,497,57,"Homer Simpson: Less blathering, more slathering.",385000,TRUE,2,4019,Homer Simpson,Lotion Store,"Less blathering, more slathering.",less blathering more slathering,4 +139275,497,58,"Otto Mann: Yo, Bart dude. Can I get a ride to the food court?",394000,TRUE,52,4019,Otto Mann,Lotion Store,"Yo, Bart dude. Can I get a ride to the food court?",yo bart dude can i get a ride to the food court,12 +139276,497,59,Bart Simpson: Hop on!,397000,TRUE,8,4019,Bart Simpson,Lotion Store,Hop on!,hop on,2 +139277,497,60,(Springfield Mall: int. Mall - blocko store - later),409000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +139278,497,61,"Lisa Simpson: Hm, I kinda want to create my own thing. Do you sell any just plain sets?",409000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Hm, I kinda want to create my own thing. Do you sell any just plain sets?",hm i kinda want to create my own thing do you sell any just plain sets,16 +139279,497,62,"Saleslady: No, we do all the imagining for you.",415000,TRUE,1884,8,Saleslady,Springfield Mall,"No, we do all the imagining for you.",no we do all the imagining for you,8 +139280,497,63,"Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) Well, I'll just buy one of these and build something different.",417000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Well, I'll just buy one of these and build something different.",well ill just buy one of these and build something different,11 +139281,497,64,Saleslady: You do and you'd better build yourself a lawyer.,420000,TRUE,1884,8,Saleslady,Springfield Mall,You do and you'd better build yourself a lawyer.,you do and youd better build yourself a lawyer,9 +139282,497,65,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: Miss Simpson, does the court really need to hear...",422000,TRUE,351,8,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Springfield Mall,"Miss Simpson, does the court really need to hear...",miss simpson does the court really need to hear,9 +139283,497,66,(Courtroom: int. courtroom - day),422000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +139284,497,67,Blue-Haired Lawyer: ...everything that happened in every store your family visited?,422000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,...everything that happened in every store your family visited?,everything that happened in every store your family visited,9 +139285,497,68,"Lisa Simpson: Trust me, I've left a lot out, and cleaned up the swears. Anyway, I ran into some schoolmates and thought they might be friendly. (SLIGHTLY SAD) That's what kids do, right? Hang out at the mall together. But when I went over...",430000,TRUE,9,194,Lisa Simpson,Courtroom,"Trust me, I've left a lot out, and cleaned up the swears. Anyway, I ran into some schoolmates and thought they might be friendly. That's what kids do, right? Hang out at the mall together. But when I went over...",trust me ive left a lot out and cleaned up the swears anyway i ran into some schoolmates and thought they might be friendly thats what kids do right hang out at the mall together but when i went over,40 +139286,497,69,(Springfield Mall: ext. mall - day),442000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +139287,497,70,"Lisa Simpson: Hi, guys, what are you doing?",442000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Hi, guys, what are you doing?",hi guys what are you doing,6 +139288,497,71,"Sherri Mackleberry: (SNOTTY) Duh, having feathers woven into our hair.",444000,TRUE,54,8,Sherri Mackleberry,Springfield Mall,"Duh, having feathers woven into our hair.",duh having feathers woven into our hair,7 +139290,497,73,Lisa Simpson: Can I join you?,451000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,Can I join you?,can i join you,4 +139292,497,75,"Terri Mackleberry: Lisa, how can we put this...",455000,TRUE,55,8,Terri Mackleberry,Springfield Mall,"Lisa, how can we put this...",lisa how can we put this,6 +139293,497,76,Sherri Mackleberry: ...you're the reason no one wears silly bandz anymore.,458000,TRUE,54,8,Sherri Mackleberry,Springfield Mall,...you're the reason no one wears silly bandz anymore.,youre the reason no one wears silly bandz anymore,9 +139294,497,77,Lisa Simpson: (AGHAST) They-they don't?,461000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,They-they don't?,they-they dont,2 +139295,497,78,Lisa Simpson: What the--,466000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,What the--,what the--,2 +139296,497,79,Lisa Simpson: (SAD NOISE),466000,FALSE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +139297,497,80,(CINNABUN STORE: Int. Cinnabun store - DAY),470000,FALSE,NA,4020,NA,CINNABUN STORE,NA,NA,NA +139298,497,81,Marge Simpson: Enough!,470000,TRUE,1,4020,Marge Simpson,CINNABUN STORE,Enough!,enough,1 +139299,497,82,(Mapple Store: ext. mapple store/cinnabun store - day),475000,FALSE,NA,3496,NA,Mapple Store,NA,NA,NA +139300,497,83,Homer Simpson: (POUTY) I don't trust this place. Where are the cashiers?,475000,TRUE,2,3496,Homer Simpson,Mapple Store,I don't trust this place. Where are the cashiers?,i dont trust this place where are the cashiers,9 +139301,497,84,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),475000,FALSE,2,3496,Homer Simpson,Mapple Store,NA,NA,NA +139302,497,85,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),475000,FALSE,2,3496,Homer Simpson,Mapple Store,NA,NA,NA +139303,497,86,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),475000,FALSE,2,3496,Homer Simpson,Mapple Store,NA,NA,NA +139304,497,87,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),475000,FALSE,2,3496,Homer Simpson,Mapple Store,NA,NA,NA +139305,497,88,"Salesman: Yep, the lightest, most desirable computer in the world for the next three weeks: the Mapple Void.",483000,TRUE,124,3496,Salesman,Mapple Store,"Yep, the lightest, most desirable computer in the world for the next three weeks: the Mapple Void.",yep the lightest most desirable computer in the world for the next three weeks the mapple void,17 +139366,497,149,Seymour Skinner: I wish my dates were this interesting.,738000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I wish my dates were this interesting.,i wish my dates were this interesting,7 +139306,497,89,Homer Simpson: I'll take it! (DRIVING A HARD BARGAIN) Provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.,492000,TRUE,2,3496,Homer Simpson,Mapple Store,I'll take it! Provided you charge me for services that Google offers for free.,ill take it provided you charge me for services that google offers for free,14 +139307,497,90,Salesman: (UPBEAT) I already have.,499000,TRUE,124,3496,Salesman,Mapple Store,I already have.,i already have,3 +139308,497,91,Homer Simpson: Sweet!,500000,TRUE,2,3496,Homer Simpson,Mapple Store,Sweet!,sweet,1 +139309,497,92,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),502000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139310,497,93,"Homer Simpson: This computer is so great! I'm watching the latest Sofia Coppola movie at ""twenty times"" speed to make it seem like a normal movie.",502000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"This computer is so great! I'm watching the latest Sofia Coppola movie at ""twenty times"" speed to make it seem like a normal movie.",this computer is so great im watching the latest sofia coppola movie at twenty times speed to make it seem like a normal movie,24 +139311,497,94,"Marge Simpson: I think it just froze. Oh no. No, that bird just moved.",510000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I think it just froze. Oh no. No, that bird just moved.",i think it just froze oh no no that bird just moved,12 +139312,497,95,"Marge Simpson: Uh oh, a draggy backpack.",515000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh oh, a draggy backpack.",uh oh a draggy backpack,5 +139313,497,96,Lisa Simpson: (SLUMPS INTO CHAIR) I have no friends.,518000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I have no friends.,i have no friends,4 +139314,497,97,"Homer Simpson: (SWEET) Aw, sweetie. Hey, why don't you make friends with my new computer?",520000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, sweetie. Hey, why don't you make friends with my new computer?",aw sweetie hey why dont you make friends with my new computer,12 +139315,497,98,Lisa Simpson: (CHEERED UP A LITTLE) Okay.,525000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay.,okay,1 +139316,497,99,Homer Simpson: Let me just download the complete works of Shakespeare. (HUMS),525000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Let me just download the complete works of Shakespeare.,let me just download the complete works of shakespeare,9 +139317,497,100,Homer Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE) Now who's the greatest writer of all time?,534000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now who's the greatest writer of all time?,now whos the greatest writer of all time,8 +139318,497,101,Lisa Simpson: I'd have more friends if I knew what people liked. But I won't know what people like unless I'm their friend. It's a conundrum.,541000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'd have more friends if I knew what people liked. But I won't know what people like unless I'm their friend. It's a conundrum.,id have more friends if i knew what people liked but i wont know what people like unless im their friend its a conundrum,24 +139319,497,102,"Bart Simpson: Helpful hint: if you want friends, don't use words like ""conundrum.""",547000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Helpful hint: if you want friends, don't use words like ""conundrum.""",helpful hint if you want friends dont use words like conundrum,11 +139320,497,103,Bart Simpson: (SCARED) Jimbo heard me say it. I'm dead.,552000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Jimbo heard me say it. I'm dead.,jimbo heard me say it im dead,7 +139321,497,104,Lisa Simpson: Hm...,563000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Hm...,hm,1 +139322,497,105,Lisa Simpson: It's easier to be friends with lots of people online than one person in person. (GETTING IDEA) What if I started an online meeting place where all are equal and I am the undisputed center?,571000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It's easier to be friends with lots of people online than one person in person. What if I started an online meeting place where all are equal and I am the undisputed center?,its easier to be friends with lots of people online than one person in person what if i started an online meeting place where all are equal and i am the undisputed center,33 +139323,497,106,Jimbo Jones: How's this for a conundrum?,585000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,How's this for a conundrum?,hows this for a conundrum,5 +139324,497,107,Martin Prince: (WALKING UP) It's not really a conundrum. Sit at my feet and I will elaborate.,588000,TRUE,38,5,Martin Prince,Simpson Home,It's not really a conundrum. Sit at my feet and I will elaborate.,its not really a conundrum sit at my feet and i will elaborate,13 +139325,497,108,(Courtroom: Int. courtroom - present day),598000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +139326,497,109,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: So to summarize, your honor, Lisa Simpson created this ""social network"" because she had no friends.",598000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,"So to summarize, your honor, Lisa Simpson created this ""social network"" because she had no friends.",so to summarize your honor lisa simpson created this social network because she had no friends,16 +139327,497,110,"Lisa Simpson: (INTERRUPTS) No, that is not true! I--",606000,TRUE,9,194,Lisa Simpson,Courtroom,"No, that is not true! I--",no that is not true i--,6 +139328,497,111,Blue-Haired Lawyer: May I remind you you're under oath?!,608000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,May I remind you you're under oath?!,may i remind you youre under oath,7 +139329,497,112,Lisa Simpson: All right already! (SADLY) I had no friends.,610000,TRUE,9,194,Lisa Simpson,Courtroom,All right already! I had no friends.,all right already i had no friends,7 +139330,497,113,"Cletus Spuckler: With an attitude like that, I wouldn't be her friend.",613000,TRUE,1413,194,Cletus Spuckler,Courtroom,"With an attitude like that, I wouldn't be her friend.",with an attitude like that i wouldnt be her friend,10 +139331,497,114,Brandine Del Roy: Life is too dang short.,616000,TRUE,1875,194,Brandine Del Roy,Courtroom,Life is too dang short.,life is too dang short,5 +139332,497,115,"Lisa Simpson: So, since I had no friends, I assembled a motley crew of the friendless to help me construct my social network. Did we become friends? No.",619000,TRUE,9,194,Lisa Simpson,Courtroom,"So, since I had no friends, I assembled a motley crew of the friendless to help me construct my social network. Did we become friends? No.",so since i had no friends i assembled a motley crew of the friendless to help me construct my social network did we become friends no,26 +139333,497,116,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - computer lab - day),633000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139334,497,117,Report Card: (INTENSE COMPUTER PROGRAMMING NOISES),633000,FALSE,1607,3,Report Card,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139335,497,118,"Lisa Simpson: As the CEO of SpringFace, I want you all to have fun as you write source code until you fall asleep at your consoles.",633000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"As the CEO of SpringFace, I want you all to have fun as you write source code until you fall asleep at your consoles.",as the ceo of springface i want you all to have fun as you write source code until you fall asleep at your consoles,24 +139336,497,119,Report Card: (HAPPY AGREEING NOISES),633000,FALSE,1607,3,Report Card,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139337,497,120,Nelson Muntz: Here's my favorite computer game: Angry Nerds!,640000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Here's my favorite computer game: Angry Nerds!,heres my favorite computer game angry nerds,7 +139338,497,121,Martin Prince: (BIRD-LIKE SQUAWKS),640000,FALSE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139339,497,122,Report Card: (UPSET PIG-LIKE SNORTS),640000,FALSE,1607,3,Report Card,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139340,497,123,"Martin Prince: Nelson, is there any way I could be your friend?",647000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"Nelson, is there any way I could be your friend?",nelson is there any way i could be your friend,10 +139341,497,124,"Nelson Muntz: (DEFIANT) The only way I would be your friend is if I could click a box under your picture saying ""Accept friendship request from.""",652000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"The only way I would be your friend is if I could click a box under your picture saying ""Accept friendship request from.""",the only way i would be your friend is if i could click a box under your picture saying accept friendship request from,23 +139342,497,125,"Lisa Simpson: Nelson, you've just given us the template for our site!",652000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Nelson, you've just given us the template for our site!",nelson youve just given us the template for our site,10 +139343,497,126,Nelson Muntz: I don't care.,663000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I don't care.,i dont care,3 +139344,497,127,"Martin Prince: If we don't move, his odds of getting us both are three hundred and seventy-four to one.",671000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"If we don't move, his odds of getting us both are three hundred and seventy-four to one.",if we dont move his odds of getting us both are three hundred and seventy-four to one,17 +139345,497,128,Nelson Muntz: Bye.,679000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Bye.,bye,1 +139346,497,129,(Courtroom: int. courtroom - day),684000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +139347,497,130,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: Now, to skip ahead, your diabolical plan was an instant success.",684000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,"Now, to skip ahead, your diabolical plan was an instant success.",now to skip ahead your diabolical plan was an instant success,11 +139348,497,131,Lisa Simpson: I never said it was diabolical!,689000,TRUE,9,194,Lisa Simpson,Courtroom,I never said it was diabolical!,i never said it was diabolical,6 +139349,497,132,Blue-Haired Lawyer: Withdrawn.,691000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,Withdrawn.,withdrawn,1 +139350,497,133,Blue-Haired Lawyer: This social network quickly unified the disparate children of Springfield Unified.,694000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,This social network quickly unified the disparate children of Springfield Unified.,this social network quickly unified the disparate children of springfield unified,11 +139351,497,134,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - various locations - the past),700000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139352,497,135,Jimbo Jones: I just got invited to make out with Shauna! See?,700000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,I just got invited to make out with Shauna! See?,i just got invited to make out with shauna see,10 +139353,497,136,DOLPH: That went out to two hundred guys.,704000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,That went out to two hundred guys.,that went out to two hundred guys,7 +139354,497,137,Jimbo Jones: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),704000,FALSE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139355,497,138,DOLPH: And seven girls.,708000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,And seven girls.,and seven girls,3 +139356,497,139,Jimbo Jones: (INTRIGUED NOISE),708000,FALSE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139357,497,140,Milhouse Van Houten: Santa's Little Helper's friends with Snowball Two? Now I've seen everything!,711000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Santa's Little Helper's friends with Snowball Two? Now I've seen everything!,santas little helpers friends with snowball two now ive seen everything,11 +139358,497,141,Ralph Wiggum: All my friends have birthdays this year!,716000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,All my friends have birthdays this year!,all my friends have birthdays this year,7 +139359,497,142,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I just un-friended Skinner!,722000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I just un-friended Skinner!,i just un-friended skinner,4 +139360,497,143,Seymour Skinner: Doggone it. I'm less popular than the hornet's nest in the gym.,722000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Doggone it. I'm less popular than the hornet's nest in the gym.,doggone it im less popular than the hornets nest in the gym,12 +139361,497,144,Gary Chalmers: You said you were getting rid of that nest.,729000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,You said you were getting rid of that nest.,you said you were getting rid of that nest,9 +139362,497,145,Seymour Skinner: We trade the honey for chalk and yardsticks.,731000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,We trade the honey for chalk and yardsticks.,we trade the honey for chalk and yardsticks,8 +139363,497,146,Gary Chalmers: Hornets make honey?,733000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Hornets make honey?,hornets make honey,3 +139364,497,147,"Seymour Skinner: (NODS) Better than wasp honey, not as good as bee.",734000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Better than wasp honey, not as good as bee.",better than wasp honey not as good as bee,9 +139365,497,148,Gary Chalmers: Is this how you talk on dates?,737000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Is this how you talk on dates?,is this how you talk on dates,7 +139367,497,150,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - afternoon - establishing),742000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139368,497,151,Lisa Simpson: Hit refresh.,742000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Hit refresh.,hit refresh,2 +139369,497,152,Lisa Simpson: Hit refresh.,743000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Hit refresh.,hit refresh,2 +139370,497,153,Lisa Simpson: (AWED) I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse.,744000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I have a thousand friends! And only eight of them are Milhouse.,i have a thousand friends and only eight of them are milhouse,12 +139371,497,154,Bart Simpson: A thousand kids?! If you could get each of them to send you a dollar you'd be a millionaire!,748000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,A thousand kids?! If you could get each of them to send you a dollar you'd be a millionaire!,a thousand kids if you could get each of them to send you a dollar youd be a millionaire,19 +139372,497,155,"Marge Simpson: Well, it's not just kids using SpringFace -- it's moms like me. (PROUDLY) Marge!",753000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it's not just kids using SpringFace -- it's moms like me. Marge!",well its not just kids using springface -- its moms like me marge,13 +139373,497,156,"Lisa Simpson: Wait a minute, grownups are on this?",758000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait a minute, grownups are on this?",wait a minute grownups are on this,7 +139374,497,157,"Marge Simpson: (NODS) Yeah, look!",760000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, look!",yeah look,2 +139375,497,158,(Simpson Kitchen: int. Simpson kitchen - continuous),769000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +139376,497,159,"Patty Bouvier: We've gotta thank you, kiddo.",769000,TRUE,10,140,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Kitchen,"We've gotta thank you, kiddo.",weve gotta thank you kiddo,5 +139377,497,160,Selma Bouvier: We've gotten so much more action since we signed up and used this picture of ourselves.,771000,TRUE,22,140,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Kitchen,We've gotten so much more action since we signed up and used this picture of ourselves.,weve gotten so much more action since we signed up and used this picture of ourselves,16 +139378,497,161,Lisa Simpson: That's not you.,776000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,That's not you.,thats not you,3 +139379,497,162,Selma Bouvier: You can see our reflection in the sunglasses.,776000,TRUE,22,140,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Kitchen,You can see our reflection in the sunglasses.,you can see our reflection in the sunglasses,8 +139380,497,163,Patty Bouvier: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),776000,FALSE,10,140,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +139381,497,164,"Lisa Simpson: (ECSTATIC) Wow, I've created something incredibly popular!",783000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Wow, I've created something incredibly popular!",wow ive created something incredibly popular,6 +139382,497,165,Homer Simpson: And I've created something that created something incredibly popular!,786000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,And I've created something that created something incredibly popular!,and ive created something that created something incredibly popular,9 +139383,497,166,Grampa Simpson: And I created an alcoholic hippo!,790000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,And I created an alcoholic hippo!,and i created an alcoholic hippo,6 +139384,497,167,Homer Simpson: You never showed it to me.,792000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,You never showed it to me.,you never showed it to me,6 +139385,497,168,Grampa Simpson: A stupid alcoholic hippo!,794000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,A stupid alcoholic hippo!,a stupid alcoholic hippo,4 +139386,497,169,Homer Simpson: I still wanna see it.,796000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I still wanna see it.,i still wanna see it,5 +139387,497,170,Grampa Simpson: (FRUSTRATED) There is no hippo!,797000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,There is no hippo!,there is no hippo,4 +139388,497,171,Homer Simpson: Then why did you say it?,798000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Then why did you say it?,then why did you say it,6 +139389,497,172,Grampa Simpson: 'Cause you're the hippo!,800000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,'Cause you're the hippo!,cause youre the hippo,4 +139390,497,173,Homer Simpson: Are you just saying that 'cause you don't want me to see the hippo?,801000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Are you just saying that 'cause you don't want me to see the hippo?,are you just saying that cause you dont want me to see the hippo,14 +139391,497,174,Grampa Simpson: I don't have a hippo!,804000,TRUE,31,140,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I don't have a hippo!,i dont have a hippo,5 +139392,497,175,(Courtroom: int. courtroom - day),810000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +139393,497,176,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: And so this so-called ""SpringFace"" spread from the world of children to adults...",810000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,"And so this so-called ""SpringFace"" spread from the world of children to adults...",and so this so-called springface spread from the world of children to adults,13 +139394,497,177,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - evening - THE PAST),815000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139395,497,178,"Homer Simpson: (TIPSY) Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.",815000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Man, this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer.",man this website makes talking drunk to my wife so much safer,12 +139396,497,179,Homer Simpson: I am sitting here... zero sheets to the wind... (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),820000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I am sitting here... zero sheets to the wind...,i am sitting here zero sheets to the wind,9 +139397,497,180,"Homer Simpson: (HOMER VOICE, BUT DIGNIFIED) ...counting the moments to closing time when I can stumble home to you. Another round, Moe. Uh-oh. Did I type that? (PANICKY) Delete! Delete! (THOUGHTFUL) Hm, typing ""delete"" does not delete.",827000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"...counting the moments to closing time when I can stumble home to you. Another round, Moe. Uh-oh. Did I type that? Delete! Delete! Hm, typing ""delete"" does not delete.",counting the moments to closing time when i can stumble home to you another round moe uh-oh did i type that delete delete hm typing delete does not delete,29 +139398,497,181,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),827000,FALSE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139399,497,182,(First Church of Springfield: int. first church of springfield - continuous),840000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +139462,497,245,Patty Bouvier: Hope you like the taste of silver!,1139000,TRUE,10,1233,Patty Bouvier,England,Hope you like the taste of silver!,hope you like the taste of silver,7 +139400,497,183,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: It is gratifying to see all of you bowing in prayer...the light of God shining on your faces...,840000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,It is gratifying to see all of you bowing in prayer...the light of God shining on your faces...,it is gratifying to see all of you bowing in prayerthe light of god shining on your faces,18 +139401,497,184,"Lenny Leonard: (NOT LOOKING UP) Uh-oh. Bernice Hibbert keeps ""liking"" Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts. (""TSK-TSK"" NOISES)",848000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,"Uh-oh. Bernice Hibbert keeps ""liking"" Bumblebee Man's posts. That's how it starts.",uh-oh bernice hibbert keeps liking bumblebee mans posts thats how it starts,12 +139402,497,185,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Why did I make this church a Wi-Fi hotspot? (SIGHS) If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.",855000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Why did I make this church a Wi-Fi hotspot? If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.",why did i make this church a wi-fi hotspot if you cant beat em join em,16 +139403,497,186,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Let's see, which Muppet am I? (TYPES, THEN ANNOYED) Beaker?! (SIGHS) I guess that's fair.",861000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Let's see, which Muppet am I? Beaker?! I guess that's fair.",lets see which muppet am i beaker i guess thats fair,11 +139404,497,187,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - playground - day),867000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139405,497,188,"Lisa Simpson: (HAPPILY POINTING TO DIFFERENT KIDS) Friend, friend, awaiting reply, friend...",867000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Friend, friend, awaiting reply, friend...",friend friend awaiting reply friend,5 +139406,497,189,Lisa Simpson: Sherri? Terri? Hopscotch? Double Dutch? Ringolivio? (LOOKS AROUND) Anyone?,871000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Sherri? Terri? Hopscotch? Double Dutch? Ringolivio? Anyone?,sherri terri hopscotch double dutch ringolivio anyone,7 +139407,497,190,"Lisa Simpson: (MOURNFUL NOISE, THEN TO HERSELF) I have a thousand friends, and I feel more alone than ever!",881000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I have a thousand friends, and I feel more alone than ever!",i have a thousand friends and i feel more alone than ever,12 +139408,497,191,Ralph Wiggum: Whee!,885000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,Whee!,whee,1 +139409,497,192,Lisa Simpson: (CURT) I'm trying to set a mood here.,886000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I'm trying to set a mood here.,im trying to set a mood here,7 +139410,497,193,Ralph Wiggum: (SOMBER) Whee.,888000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,Whee.,whee,1 +139411,497,194,(Courtroom: int. courtroom - day),890000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +139412,497,195,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: So, to sum up, Lisa's social network turned into the biggest internet failure since... well, there've been so many. ""Ask Jeeves,"" anyone?",890000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,"So, to sum up, Lisa's social network turned into the biggest internet failure since... well, there've been so many. ""Ask Jeeves,"" anyone?",so to sum up lisas social network turned into the biggest internet failure since well thereve been so many ask jeeves anyone,22 +139413,497,196,Courtroom Audience: (LAUGHS),890000,FALSE,3535,194,Courtroom Audience,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +139414,497,197,(Courthouse: Ext. courthouse - moments later - day),920000,FALSE,NA,708,NA,Courthouse,NA,NA,NA +139415,497,198,(Courtroom: Ext. courtroom - day - establishing),920000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +139416,497,199,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: And so SpringFace became too big to control... just like the sixty-foot baby in my self-published novel, ""The Sixty-Foot Baby.""",920000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,"And so SpringFace became too big to control... just like the sixty-foot baby in my self-published novel, ""The Sixty-Foot Baby.""",and so springface became too big to control just like the sixty-foot baby in my self-published novel the sixty-foot baby,20 +139417,497,200,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: Order it online now, while you can still cheat the government on sales tax.",929000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,"Order it online now, while you can still cheat the government on sales tax.",order it online now while you can still cheat the government on sales tax,14 +139418,497,201,"Lisa Simpson: (CLEARS THROAT) As I was saying, SpringFace was used in ways I never expected.",932000,TRUE,9,194,Lisa Simpson,Courtroom,"As I was saying, SpringFace was used in ways I never expected.",as i was saying springface was used in ways i never expected,12 +139419,497,202,(Computer Lab: Int. computer lab - continuous),943000,FALSE,NA,1464,NA,Computer Lab,NA,NA,NA +139420,497,203,"Milhouse Van Houten: Thanks for SpringFacing me your head cleaver, Bart.",943000,TRUE,25,1464,Milhouse Van Houten,Computer Lab,"Thanks for SpringFacing me your head cleaver, Bart.",thanks for springfacing me your head cleaver bart,8 +139421,497,204,"Bart Simpson: (SOTTO) Check this out. I'm hiding a bomb in this pile of corpses, so when Kearney loots their ammo, he gets a face full of ass shrapnel.",952000,TRUE,8,1464,Bart Simpson,Computer Lab,"Check this out. I'm hiding a bomb in this pile of corpses, so when Kearney loots their ammo, he gets a face full of ass shrapnel.",check this out im hiding a bomb in this pile of corpses so when kearney loots their ammo he gets a face full of ass shrapnel,26 +139422,497,205,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Damn, I got ass-shrapped!",960000,TRUE,145,1464,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Computer Lab,"Damn, I got ass-shrapped!",damn i got ass-shrapped,4 +139423,497,206,(Simpson Car: Ext. Simpson car - driving home from court - day),967000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +139424,497,207,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) What the! That idiot cut me off!,967000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,What the! That idiot cut me off!,what the that idiot cut me off,7 +139425,497,208,"Homer Simpson: (MANIPULATING PHONE) I'm gonna run his plates, find out who he is, then change his SpringFace profile picture to a shot of a monkey. (CHUCKLES) Get that, Marge? A monkey!",970000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"I'm gonna run his plates, find out who he is, then change his SpringFace profile picture to a shot of a monkey. Get that, Marge? A monkey!",im gonna run his plates find out who he is then change his springface profile picture to a shot of a monkey get that marge a monkey,27 +139426,497,209,Marge Simpson: Homer! Watch the road!,979000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,Homer! Watch the road!,homer watch the road,4 +139463,497,246,"Male Twin: (CALLING HEAVENWARD) Help us, Larry Summers!",1141000,TRUE,5993,1233,Male Twin,England,"Help us, Larry Summers!",help us larry summers,4 +139427,497,210,Homer Simpson: Right. (TYPES) Status update: Homer... is... watching... the... (SHRIEKS),979000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Right. Status update: Homer... is... watching... the...,right status update homer is watching the,7 +139428,497,211,Hans Moleman: Dislike! Dislike!,993000,TRUE,963,151,Hans Moleman,Simpson Car,Dislike! Dislike!,dislike dislike,2 +139429,497,212,Carl Carlson: Somebody call 911!,1006000,TRUE,170,151,Carl Carlson,Simpson Car,Somebody call 911!,somebody call 911,3 +139430,497,213,Lenny Leonard: I don't know how to use the phone on my phone!,1008000,TRUE,165,151,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Car,I don't know how to use the phone on my phone!,i dont know how to use the phone on my phone,11 +139431,497,214,"Fireman #1: Hey, did you guys get my picture of the fire?",1012000,TRUE,5990,151,Fireman #1,Simpson Car,"Hey, did you guys get my picture of the fire?",hey did you guys get my picture of the fire,10 +139432,497,215,"Fireman #2: Yeah, I did. Nice grab.",1014000,TRUE,5991,151,Fireman #2,Simpson Car,"Yeah, I did. Nice grab.",yeah i did nice grab,5 +139433,497,216,Fireman #3: I didn't get it yet.,1015000,TRUE,5992,151,Fireman #3,Simpson Car,I didn't get it yet.,i didnt get it yet,5 +139434,497,217,Fireman #2: Funny how that works.,1016000,TRUE,5991,151,Fireman #2,Simpson Car,Funny how that works.,funny how that works,4 +139435,497,218,(Courtroom: Int. courtroom - day - the present),1018000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +139436,497,219,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: (TO LISA) Lisa Simpson, can you give us any reason why the city should not force you to shut down your site?",1018000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,"Lisa Simpson, can you give us any reason why the city should not force you to shut down your site?",lisa simpson can you give us any reason why the city should not force you to shut down your site,20 +139437,497,220,"Lisa Simpson: (STARTING TO GET CHOKED-UP) I know it's awful and insular, and caused thirty-five deaths, but I had friends! Four digits of friends! I had a friend in common with Malcolm Gladwell!",1024000,TRUE,9,194,Lisa Simpson,Courtroom,"I know it's awful and insular, and caused thirty-five deaths, but I had friends! Four digits of friends! I had a friend in common with Malcolm Gladwell!",i know its awful and insular and caused thirty-five deaths but i had friends four digits of friends i had a friend in common with malcolm gladwell,27 +139438,497,221,Blue-Haired Lawyer: (SNIPPY) He friends everybody.,1036000,TRUE,351,194,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Courtroom,He friends everybody.,he friends everybody,3 +139439,497,222,Lisa Simpson: (DEFEATED) Fine. I'll shut down the site.,1038000,TRUE,9,194,Lisa Simpson,Courtroom,Fine. I'll shut down the site.,fine ill shut down the site,6 +139440,497,223,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's bedroom - day),1049000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139441,497,224,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: Int. Android's dungeon - continuous),1049000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +139442,497,225,Comic Book Guy: Time to get a life.,1049000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Time to get a life.,time to get a life,5 +139443,497,226,(Street: Ext. Street - continuous),1065000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +139444,497,227,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's room),1065000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139445,497,228,Bart Simpson: We don't need your website. We can make anything into guns.,1065000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,We don't need your website. We can make anything into guns.,we dont need your website we can make anything into guns,11 +139446,497,229,Milhouse Van Houten: (SHOOTING NOISES),1065000,FALSE,25,98,Milhouse Van Houten,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139447,497,230,JANEY: Lisa! Lisa!,1071000,TRUE,4,98,JANEY,Lisa's Bedroom,Lisa! Lisa!,lisa lisa,2 +139448,497,231,JANEY: Wanna play Marco Polo with us? We just realized you don't have to play in a pool.,1074000,TRUE,4,98,JANEY,Lisa's Bedroom,Wanna play Marco Polo with us? We just realized you don't have to play in a pool.,wanna play marco polo with us we just realized you dont have to play in a pool,17 +139449,497,232,Lisa Simpson: You really want me?,1079000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,You really want me?,you really want me,4 +139450,497,233,JANEY: (SARCASTIC) No. We want your Dad.,1080000,TRUE,4,98,JANEY,Lisa's Bedroom,No. We want your Dad.,no we want your dad,5 +139451,497,234,Homer Simpson: Marco!,1082000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Marco!,marco,1 +139452,497,235,"Homer Simpson: Come on, Lisa!",1084000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Come on, Lisa!",come on lisa,3 +139453,497,236,Lisa Simpson: Polo!,1087000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Polo!,polo,1 +139454,497,237,Homer Simpson: Fish out of water!,1089000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Fish out of water!,fish out of water,4 +139455,497,238,(England: Ext. England - day),1116000,FALSE,NA,1233,NA,England,NA,NA,NA +139456,497,239,"Patty Bouvier: Hey, Winklevosses! You're gonna lose yet again!",1116000,TRUE,10,1233,Patty Bouvier,England,"Hey, Winklevosses! You're gonna lose yet again!",hey winklevosses youre gonna lose yet again,7 +139457,497,240,"Selma Bouvier: (TAUNTING) You should see the expression on your faces! Oh, wait, you can!",1120000,TRUE,22,1233,Selma Bouvier,England,"You should see the expression on your faces! Oh, wait, you can!",you should see the expression on your faces oh wait you can,12 +139458,497,241,"Male Twin: They're fat, they smoke, they started training a week ago... why can't we pull away?",1124000,TRUE,5993,1233,Male Twin,England,"They're fat, they smoke, they started training a week ago... why can't we pull away?",theyre fat they smoke they started training a week ago why cant we pull away,15 +139459,497,242,"2nd Male Twin: Because we can't stop concentrating on that sixty-five million dollar Facebook settlement, which somehow wasn't enough for us.",1129000,TRUE,5994,1233,2nd Male Twin,England,"Because we can't stop concentrating on that sixty-five million dollar Facebook settlement, which somehow wasn't enough for us.",because we cant stop concentrating on that sixty-five million dollar facebook settlement which somehow wasnt enough for us,18 +139460,497,243,Male Twin: Even though we were rich in the first place.,1134000,TRUE,5993,1233,Male Twin,England,Even though we were rich in the first place.,even though we were rich in the first place,9 +139461,497,244,"Selma Bouvier: So long, ya big babies!",1136000,TRUE,22,1233,Selma Bouvier,England,"So long, ya big babies!",so long ya big babies,5 +139464,497,247,"2nd Male Twin: Come on, Wonder twin! Pull!",1143000,TRUE,5994,1233,2nd Male Twin,England,"Come on, Wonder twin! Pull!",come on wonder twin pull,5 +139465,497,248,"Narrator: (VINCENT PRICE VOICE) And now for a Simpsons ""Show's-too-short"" story.",1157000,TRUE,56,1233,Narrator,England,"And now for a Simpsons ""Show's-too-short"" story.",and now for a simpsons shows-too-short story,7 +139466,497,249,(Springfield General Hospital: Ext. Springfield General hospital - establishing),1164000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +139467,497,250,(Hospital: Int. hospital - day),1164000,FALSE,NA,297,NA,Hospital,NA,NA,NA +139468,497,251,Narrator: (VINCENT PRICE VOICE) Once there was a young rascal named Bart. / This lad was trouble from the very start.,1164000,TRUE,56,297,Narrator,Hospital,Once there was a young rascal named Bart. / This lad was trouble from the very start.,once there was a young rascal named bart this lad was trouble from the very start,16 +139469,497,252,(Backyard: Ext. back yard - day),1174000,FALSE,NA,57,NA,Backyard,NA,NA,NA +139470,497,253,Narrator: When it came to mischief he had a black thumb. / It didn't hurt that his daddy was dumb.,1174000,TRUE,56,57,Narrator,Backyard,When it came to mischief he had a black thumb. / It didn't hurt that his daddy was dumb.,when it came to mischief he had a black thumb it didnt hurt that his daddy was dumb,18 +139471,497,254,(Springfield Elementary School Yard: Int. school yard - present day),1181000,FALSE,NA,103,NA,Springfield Elementary School Yard,NA,NA,NA +139472,497,255,"Narrator: And when it came to best friends, it was Milhouse who picked him. / Sometimes the sidekick, sometimes the victim.",1181000,TRUE,56,103,Narrator,Springfield Elementary School Yard,"And when it came to best friends, it was Milhouse who picked him. / Sometimes the sidekick, sometimes the victim.",and when it came to best friends it was milhouse who picked him sometimes the sidekick sometimes the victim,19 +139473,497,256,(CLASSROOM: Int. classroom - day),1191000,FALSE,NA,27,NA,CLASSROOM,NA,NA,NA +139474,497,257,"Narrator: Then one day at school engulfed in ennui, / Bart dreamed of wrapping the place in T.P.",1191000,TRUE,56,27,Narrator,CLASSROOM,"Then one day at school engulfed in ennui, / Bart dreamed of wrapping the place in T.P.",then one day at school engulfed in ennui bart dreamed of wrapping the place in tp,16 +139475,497,258,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - day),1199000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +139476,497,259,Narrator: So off to the discount store they did skulk. / With the evil intent of buying in bulk.,1199000,TRUE,56,216,Narrator,Springfield,So off to the discount store they did skulk. / With the evil intent of buying in bulk.,so off to the discount store they did skulk with the evil intent of buying in bulk,17 +139477,497,260,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - night),1207000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139478,497,261,Narrator: They went to the school and put up a ladder. / Only to wait for Milhouse's bladder.,1207000,TRUE,56,3,Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,They went to the school and put up a ladder. / Only to wait for Milhouse's bladder.,they went to the school and put up a ladder only to wait for milhouses bladder,16 +139479,497,262,Narrator: All that evening they unfurled with delight. / And soon the school was covered in white.,1215000,TRUE,56,3,Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,All that evening they unfurled with delight. / And soon the school was covered in white.,all that evening they unfurled with delight and soon the school was covered in white,15 +139480,497,263,"Narrator: The mischievous boys had done their best. / When an eagle approached, needing a nest.",1223000,TRUE,56,3,Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,"The mischievous boys had done their best. / When an eagle approached, needing a nest.",the mischievous boys had done their best when an eagle approached needing a nest,14 +139481,497,264,Narrator: They tried to escape with struggles and squirms. / But all they got was a diet of worms.,1230000,TRUE,56,3,Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,They tried to escape with struggles and squirms. / But all they got was a diet of worms.,they tried to escape with struggles and squirms but all they got was a diet of worms,17 +139482,497,265,Narrator: There they remained to this very day.,1238000,TRUE,56,3,Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,There they remained to this very day.,there they remained to this very day,7 +139483,497,266,"Seymour Skinner: So now you know, pranks do not pay.",1242000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"So now you know, pranks do not pay.",so now you know pranks do not pay,8 +139484,497,267,Seymour Skinner: Simpson!,1245000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Simpson!,simpson,1 +139485,497,268,Kids: (LAUGH),1245000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139486,497,269,Bart Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),1245000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139487,498,0,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - NIGHT - establishing),48000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139488,498,1,"Homer Simpson: ...and that's why I really don't believe there's a God. Thank you, and God bless America.",48000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"...and that's why I really don't believe there's a God. Thank you, and God bless America.",and thats why i really dont believe theres a god thank you and god bless america,16 +139489,498,2,Mayor Joe Quimby: (ANNOYED) You were only supposed to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance.,102000,TRUE,240,15,Mayor Joe Quimby,Moe's Tavern,You were only supposed to lead us in the Pledge of Allegiance.,you were only supposed to lead us in the pledge of allegiance,12 +139490,498,3,Homer Simpson: Well I'm pretty sure it was in there somewhere.,105000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Well I'm pretty sure it was in there somewhere.,well im pretty sure it was in there somewhere,9 +139491,498,4,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Now, let me conclude by thanking Moe the Bartender for hosting this meeting while City Hall is fumigated for bedbugs.",108000,TRUE,240,15,Mayor Joe Quimby,Moe's Tavern,"Now, let me conclude by thanking Moe the Bartender for hosting this meeting while City Hall is fumigated for bedbugs.",now let me conclude by thanking moe the bartender for hosting this meeting while city hall is fumigated for bedbugs,20 +139492,498,5,Ned Flanders: (PUZZLED) Bedbugs? Just why is there a bed in City Hall?,115000,TRUE,11,15,Ned Flanders,Moe's Tavern,Bedbugs? Just why is there a bed in City Hall?,bedbugs just why is there a bed in city hall,10 +139493,498,6,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Er, uh, meeting adjourned!",119000,TRUE,240,15,Mayor Joe Quimby,Moe's Tavern,"Er, uh, meeting adjourned!",er uh meeting adjourned,4 +139494,498,7,Lenny Leonard: This is so convenient! I can go straight from doin' my civic duty to having a beer with my best friend Carl!,149000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,This is so convenient! I can go straight from doin' my civic duty to having a beer with my best friend Carl!,this is so convenient i can go straight from doin my civic duty to having a beer with my best friend carl,22 +139495,498,8,Duffman: And I can toss back a Duff Sangre de los Muertos with my best friend: Mexican Duffman!,154000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,And I can toss back a Duff Sangre de los Muertos with my best friend: Mexican Duffman!,and i can toss back a duff sangre de los muertos with my best friend mexican duffman,17 +139496,498,9,"Mexican Duffman: (""OH YEAH""!) Ho-la!",159000,TRUE,5995,15,Mexican Duffman,Moe's Tavern,Ho-la!,ho-la,1 +139497,498,10,"Carl Carlson: Hey Moe, who's your best friend?",161000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey Moe, who's your best friend?",hey moe whos your best friend,6 +139498,498,11,Moe Szyslak: Uh...,163000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Uh...,uh,1 +139499,498,12,"Moe Szyslak: Well... uh... well, I just made friends with Pepto-Bismol on Facebook and uh... um... (CHANGING SUBJECT) Hey, would ya look at that? There's a spot on the bar!",164000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well... uh... well, I just made friends with Pepto-Bismol on Facebook and uh... um... Hey, would ya look at that? There's a spot on the bar!",well uh well i just made friends with pepto-bismol on facebook and uh um hey would ya look at that theres a spot on the bar,26 +139500,498,13,Moe Szyslak: Come on! (INTENSE SCRUBBING NOISES),174000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Come on!,come on,2 +139501,498,14,Lenny Leonard: You know what? I think Moe's best friend is really that bar rag!,174000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,You know what? I think Moe's best friend is really that bar rag!,you know what i think moes best friend is really that bar rag,13 +139502,498,15,Barflies: (HUGE LAUGH),174000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139503,498,16,Homer Simpson: (HUGE LAUGH),174000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139504,498,17,Bart Simpson: (HARDY LAUGH) That's even sadder than being friends with Milhouse!,182000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,That's even sadder than being friends with Milhouse!,thats even sadder than being friends with milhouse,8 +139505,498,18,"Milhouse Van Houten: (STARTS TO CHUCKLE, THEN, UNHAPPY) Y'know something, Bart? I'm getting tired of things like that.",185000,TRUE,25,15,Milhouse Van Houten,Moe's Tavern,"Y'know something, Bart? I'm getting tired of things like that.",yknow something bart im getting tired of things like that,10 +139506,498,19,"Bart Simpson: Tired of what? I dump on you, and you take it -- that's how friendship works.",191000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Tired of what? I dump on you, and you take it -- that's how friendship works.",tired of what i dump on you and you take it -- thats how friendship works,16 +139507,498,20,Milhouse Van Houten: Not anymore. (ICE COLD) Friendship over.,195000,TRUE,25,15,Milhouse Van Houten,Moe's Tavern,Not anymore. Friendship over.,not anymore friendship over,4 +139508,498,21,Milhouse Van Houten: Taxi!,200000,TRUE,25,15,Milhouse Van Houten,Moe's Tavern,Taxi!,taxi,1 +139509,498,22,Bart Simpson: What gives? He's not crawlin' back.,200000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,What gives? He's not crawlin' back.,what gives hes not crawlin back,6 +139510,498,23,"Lisa Simpson: Even a kid who wears a ""Finding Nemo"" back brace has some pride. You went too far this time, Bart.",204000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Even a kid who wears a ""Finding Nemo"" back brace has some pride. You went too far this time, Bart.",even a kid who wears a finding nemo back brace has some pride you went too far this time bart,20 +139511,498,24,"Sadistic Barfly: Hey, Moe! I got a job here for your ""best friend,"" the bar rag.",212000,TRUE,775,15,Sadistic Barfly,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Moe! I got a job here for your ""best friend,"" the bar rag.",hey moe i got a job here for your best friend the bar rag,14 +139512,498,25,The Rich Texan: Me too! (LAUGHS),216000,TRUE,1508,15,The Rich Texan,Moe's Tavern,Me too!,me too,2 +139513,498,26,Barflies: (CONTINUES CHUCKLING),216000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139514,498,27,Homer Simpson: Witty. (CHUCKLES),216000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Witty.,witty,1 +139515,498,28,Lenny Leonard: Great meeting though.,223000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Great meeting though.,great meeting though,3 +139516,498,29,"Bar Rag: Yes, that's right, everyone laugh at the rag. (DRAMATIC, ""KING LEAR"") But I was not always this be-stainèd swatch you see before you. Oh no, gentles. We begin in early medieval France...",227000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,"Yes, that's right, everyone laugh at the rag. But I was not always this be-stainèd swatch you see before you. Oh no, gentles. We begin in early medieval France...",yes thats right everyone laugh at the rag but i was not always this be-stainèd swatch you see before you oh no gentles we begin in early medieval france,29 +139517,498,30,(VILLAGE: EXT. VILLAGE - MEDIEVAL FRANCE),247000,FALSE,NA,4021,NA,VILLAGE,NA,NA,NA +139518,498,31,Bar Rag: ...A young peasant wife struggles to feed her family...,247000,TRUE,5996,4021,Bar Rag,VILLAGE,...A young peasant wife struggles to feed her family...,a young peasant wife struggles to feed her family,9 +139519,498,32,(MEDIEVAL SHACK: INT. MEDIEVAL SHACK - ContinuouS),251000,FALSE,NA,4022,NA,MEDIEVAL SHACK,NA,NA,NA +139520,498,33,"Bartholomé: Maman, we are starving...",251000,TRUE,5997,4022,Bartholomé,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"Maman, we are starving...",maman we are starving,4 +139521,498,34,Lise: Listen to the grumbling of our estomacs!,253000,TRUE,5998,4022,Lise,MEDIEVAL SHACK,Listen to the grumbling of our estomacs!,listen to the grumbling of our estomacs,7 +139522,498,35,Marguerite: That's not your estomacs! It's some men speaking French!,258000,TRUE,5999,4022,Marguerite,MEDIEVAL SHACK,That's not your estomacs! It's some men speaking French!,thats not your estomacs its some men speaking french,9 +139523,498,36,"French Men: (GUTTURAL, RUMBLING SPEECH)",258000,FALSE,6000,4022,French Men,MEDIEVAL SHACK,NA,NA,NA +139524,498,37,"Marguerite: Now, I have work to do. Complain to your papa.",265000,TRUE,5999,4022,Marguerite,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"Now, I have work to do. Complain to your papa.",now i have work to do complain to your papa,10 +139525,498,38,Lise: (SCOFFING) Papa? He is no help at all.,267000,TRUE,5998,4022,Lise,MEDIEVAL SHACK,Papa? He is no help at all.,papa he is no help at all,7 +139526,498,39,"Homeur: Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders! (BEAT) Stupid Flanders.",270000,TRUE,6001,4022,Homeur,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"Marguerite, I leave to fight in Flanders! Stupid Flanders.",marguerite i leave to fight in flanders stupid flanders,9 +139527,498,40,Archbishop Smithers: All tremble before the duc de Springfield!,279000,TRUE,6002,4022,Archbishop Smithers,MEDIEVAL SHACK,All tremble before the duc de Springfield!,all tremble before the duc de springfield,7 +139528,498,41,"Le Duc: That's enough! (TO MARGE) Madame, I would like you to weave me a tapestry with the following images:",283000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"That's enough! Madame, I would like you to weave me a tapestry with the following images:",thats enough madame i would like you to weave me a tapestry with the following images,16 +139529,498,42,Le Duc: Me healing the sick...,284000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,Me healing the sick...,me healing the sick,4 +139530,498,43,Le Duc: Me killing the healthy...,290000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,Me killing the healthy...,me killing the healthy,4 +139531,498,44,Le Duc: Me marrying my sister...,291000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,Me marrying my sister...,me marrying my sister,4 +139532,498,45,Le Duc: A long winter where nothing happens...,293000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,A long winter where nothing happens...,a long winter where nothing happens,6 +139533,498,46,"Le Duc: Me relaxing with friends...You know, the standard stuff. For this, I shall pay you two copper coins. You have twenty-five years to complete it. You may have one fifteen-minute déjeuner.",295000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"Me relaxing with friends...You know, the standard stuff. For this, I shall pay you two copper coins. You have twenty-five years to complete it. You may have one fifteen-minute déjeuner.",me relaxing with friendsyou know the standard stuff for this i shall pay you two copper coins you have twenty-five years to complete it you may have one fifteen-minute déjeuner,30 +139534,498,47,"Le Duc: (MOCK SWEET) Oh, these innocent creatures are blocking my path. (PULLS SWORD, POINTS IT) I could walk six paces that way... or I could (FURIOUS) kill them all right now!",313000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"Oh, these innocent creatures are blocking my path. I could walk six paces that way... or I could kill them all right now!",oh these innocent creatures are blocking my path i could walk six paces that way or i could kill them all right now,23 +139535,498,48,"Le Duc: (TO ARCHBISHOP, QUICK, PERFUNCTORY) I am heartily sorry and confess all my sins.",322000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,I am heartily sorry and confess all my sins.,i am heartily sorry and confess all my sins,9 +139536,498,49,ARCHBISHOP: (ENTHUSIASTIC) Absolved!,324000,TRUE,6004,4022,ARCHBISHOP,MEDIEVAL SHACK,Absolved!,absolved,1 +139537,498,50,Le Duc: Allons-y!,327000,TRUE,6003,4022,Le Duc,MEDIEVAL SHACK,Allons-y!,allons-y,1 +139538,498,51,"Bar Rag: In their dying fury, those beasts began expelling demon wool.",327000,TRUE,5996,4022,Bar Rag,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"In their dying fury, those beasts began expelling demon wool.",in their dying fury those beasts began expelling demon wool,10 +139539,498,52,"Bar Rag: And the restless spirits of those murdered sheep compelled Marguerite to loom ceaselessly, even as her husband went off to fight again and again and again...",335000,TRUE,5996,4022,Bar Rag,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"And the restless spirits of those murdered sheep compelled Marguerite to loom ceaselessly, even as her husband went off to fight again and again and again...",and the restless spirits of those murdered sheep compelled marguerite to loom ceaselessly even as her husband went off to fight again and again and again,26 +139540,498,53,Marguerite: (CRAZED WEAVING NOISES),335000,FALSE,5999,4022,Marguerite,MEDIEVAL SHACK,NA,NA,NA +139541,498,54,"Bar Rag: As the years went by, the images she loomed were not of the Duc, but rather depictions of the adventures that cloth would experience over the centuries.",362000,TRUE,5996,4022,Bar Rag,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"As the years went by, the images she loomed were not of the Duc, but rather depictions of the adventures that cloth would experience over the centuries.",as the years went by the images she loomed were not of the duc but rather depictions of the adventures that cloth would experience over the centuries,27 +139542,498,55,"Bar Rag: (VERY COY) Oh, and by the way...",375000,TRUE,5996,4022,Bar Rag,MEDIEVAL SHACK,"Oh, and by the way...",oh and by the way,5 +139543,498,56,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - night),377000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139544,498,57,Bar Rag: (VERY SELF-SATISFIED) That tapestry was me.,377000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,That tapestry was me.,that tapestry was me,4 +139545,498,58,"Sponge: Right, and I was the Gutenberg Bible.",380000,TRUE,6005,15,Sponge,Moe's Tavern,"Right, and I was the Gutenberg Bible.",right and i was the gutenberg bible,7 +139546,498,59,"Bartholomé: Maman, we have failed to grow.",383000,TRUE,5997,15,Bartholomé,Moe's Tavern,"Maman, we have failed to grow.",maman we have failed to grow,6 +139547,498,60,Lise: We've had too little food!,385000,TRUE,5998,15,Lise,Moe's Tavern,We've had too little food!,weve had too little food,5 +139548,498,61,Marguerite: (ANNOYED) Is it too little food or too much complaining?,387000,TRUE,5999,15,Marguerite,Moe's Tavern,Is it too little food or too much complaining?,is it too little food or too much complaining,9 +139549,498,62,"Lise: Maman, you are overstressed. You need a vacation. Perhaps to the South of France.",390000,TRUE,5998,15,Lise,Moe's Tavern,"Maman, you are overstressed. You need a vacation. Perhaps to the South of France.",maman you are overstressed you need a vacation perhaps to the south of france,14 +139550,498,63,Marguerite: We're in the South of France!,395000,TRUE,5999,15,Marguerite,Moe's Tavern,We're in the South of France!,were in the south of france,6 +139551,498,64,(French Village: ext. french village - dawn),398000,FALSE,NA,4023,NA,French Village,NA,NA,NA +139552,498,65,"Bar Rag: One day, as rosy-fingered Dawn wiped the morning gunk from her eyes, the Duc came to claim his infernal drapes...",398000,TRUE,5996,4023,Bar Rag,French Village,"One day, as rosy-fingered Dawn wiped the morning gunk from her eyes, the Duc came to claim his infernal drapes...",one day as rosy-fingered dawn wiped the morning gunk from her eyes the duc came to claim his infernal drapes,20 +139553,498,66,(MARGUERITE'S HOUSE: int. marguerite's house - a little later),408000,FALSE,NA,4024,NA,MARGUERITE'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +139554,498,67,Homeur: What an age for prosthetics we live in.,408000,TRUE,6001,4024,Homeur,MARGUERITE'S HOUSE,What an age for prosthetics we live in.,what an age for prosthetics we live in,8 +139555,498,68,Le Duc: Silence! I have reached my verdict. (OMINOUS) It's not what I expected...,414000,TRUE,6003,4024,Le Duc,MARGUERITE'S HOUSE,Silence! I have reached my verdict. It's not what I expected...,silence i have reached my verdict its not what i expected,11 +139556,498,69,Homeur: (NERVOUS NOISES),414000,FALSE,6001,4024,Homeur,MARGUERITE'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +139557,498,70,Le Duc: (SOFTENING) And yet... it's beautiful!,419000,TRUE,6003,4024,Le Duc,MARGUERITE'S HOUSE,And yet... it's beautiful!,and yet its beautiful,4 +139558,498,71,Homeur: (RELIEVED NOISES / SUCKING),419000,FALSE,6001,4024,Homeur,MARGUERITE'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +139559,498,72,Le Duc: But it's also not what I expected. (ENRAGED) Burn down their house!,423000,TRUE,6003,4024,Le Duc,MARGUERITE'S HOUSE,But it's also not what I expected. Burn down their house!,but its also not what i expected burn down their house,11 +139560,498,73,(CLIFFSIDE ROAD: ext. cliffside road - later),433000,FALSE,NA,4025,NA,CLIFFSIDE ROAD,NA,NA,NA +139561,498,74,Bar Rag: But Le Duc was about to be called home to the worst kind of hell: medieval hell.,433000,TRUE,5996,4025,Bar Rag,CLIFFSIDE ROAD,But Le Duc was about to be called home to the worst kind of hell: medieval hell.,but le duc was about to be called home to the worst kind of hell medieval hell,17 +139562,498,75,Le Duc: (SCARED SCREAM),433000,FALSE,6003,4025,Le Duc,CLIFFSIDE ROAD,NA,NA,NA +139563,498,76,(BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF: ext. BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF - the next day),449000,FALSE,NA,4026,NA,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,NA,NA,NA +139564,498,77,"French Wiggum: Hey, let's show some French courage and beat up the corpse!",449000,TRUE,6006,4026,French Wiggum,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,"Hey, let's show some French courage and beat up the corpse!",hey lets show some french courage and beat up the corpse,11 +139565,498,78,"French Wiggum: C'mon, Ralphie, have a try.",454000,TRUE,6006,4026,French Wiggum,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,"C'mon, Ralphie, have a try.",cmon ralphie have a try,5 +139566,498,79,French Wiggum: (CHUCKLES) We're submitting that to France's Funniest Cave Paintings.,458000,TRUE,6006,4026,French Wiggum,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,We're submitting that to France's Funniest Cave Paintings.,were submitting that to frances funniest cave paintings,8 +139567,498,80,"Bar Rag: Even for a tapestry made of demon wool, this was hard to watch.",472000,TRUE,5996,4026,Bar Rag,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,"Even for a tapestry made of demon wool, this was hard to watch.",even for a tapestry made of demon wool this was hard to watch,13 +139568,498,81,Bar Rag: I was moved to a magnificent cathedral...and learned that tapestries were the rock stars of the Middle Ages. I had legions of what you now call groupies.,477000,TRUE,5996,4026,Bar Rag,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,I was moved to a magnificent cathedral...and learned that tapestries were the rock stars of the Middle Ages. I had legions of what you now call groupies.,i was moved to a magnificent cathedraland learned that tapestries were the rock stars of the middle ages i had legions of what you now call groupies,27 +139569,498,82,Adoring Young Women: (SCREAMS OF DELIGHT),477000,FALSE,6007,4026,Adoring Young Women,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,NA,NA,NA +139570,498,83,Bar Rag: It felt like the good times known as the middle ages would never end. But then cruel fate knocked upon the door...,488000,TRUE,5996,4026,Bar Rag,BOTTOM OF THE CLIFF,It felt like the good times known as the middle ages would never end. But then cruel fate knocked upon the door...,it felt like the good times known as the middle ages would never end but then cruel fate knocked upon the door,22 +139571,498,84,(Cathedral: ext. cathedral - continuous),500000,FALSE,NA,729,NA,Cathedral,NA,NA,NA +139572,498,85,Viking Homer: (HEAD BEING BANGED NOISES),500000,FALSE,6008,729,Viking Homer,Cathedral,NA,NA,NA +139573,498,86,"Viking Lenny: Guys, it ain't working -- the door's too strong.",500000,TRUE,6009,729,Viking Lenny,Cathedral,"Guys, it ain't working -- the door's too strong.",guys it aint working -- the doors too strong,9 +139574,498,87,Viking Homer: (MOANS) Go Vikings!,508000,TRUE,6008,729,Viking Homer,Cathedral,Go Vikings!,go vikings,2 +139575,498,88,Monk #2: Ow! Stop it!,511000,TRUE,6010,729,Monk #2,Cathedral,Ow! Stop it!,ow stop it,3 +139576,498,89,Monk #3: (TAUNTING) You just broke your vow of silence.,513000,TRUE,6011,729,Monk #3,Cathedral,You just broke your vow of silence.,you just broke your vow of silence,7 +139577,498,90,Monk #2: It wasn't a vow. I just didn't want to talk to you.,515000,TRUE,6010,729,Monk #2,Cathedral,It wasn't a vow. I just didn't want to talk to you.,it wasnt a vow i just didnt want to talk to you,12 +139578,498,91,Monk #3: (VERY OFFENDED NOISE),515000,FALSE,6011,729,Monk #3,Cathedral,NA,NA,NA +139579,498,92,Viking Homer: This Viking stuff is too dangerous. I'm going to become a gentleman art thief.,519000,TRUE,6008,729,Viking Homer,Cathedral,This Viking stuff is too dangerous. I'm going to become a gentleman art thief.,this viking stuff is too dangerous im going to become a gentleman art thief,14 +139580,498,93,"Viking Homer: (DELIGHTED CHUCKLE, THEN:) Huh? Hm? What the-- (CHUCKLE)",527000,TRUE,6008,729,Viking Homer,Cathedral,Huh? Hm? What the--,huh hm what the--,4 +139581,498,94,Viking Homer: Spooky. Hm... hm...,532000,TRUE,6008,729,Viking Homer,Cathedral,Spooky. Hm... hm...,spooky hm hm,3 +139582,498,95,Bar Rag: That was the first time I knew anguish and fear. (SADLY) Nothing will ever staunch the pain of that memory.,536000,TRUE,5996,729,Bar Rag,Cathedral,That was the first time I knew anguish and fear. Nothing will ever staunch the pain of that memory.,that was the first time i knew anguish and fear nothing will ever staunch the pain of that memory,19 +139583,498,96,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - present day),545000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139584,498,97,"Bar Rag: (PLEASED NOISE) Well, that helps.",545000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,"Well, that helps.",well that helps,3 +139585,498,98,(Milhouse's Bedroom: Int. Milhouse's bedroom - night),545000,FALSE,NA,629,NA,Milhouse's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139586,498,99,Bart Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER FROM BELOW WINDOW) Milhouse!,545000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,Milhouse!,milhouse,1 +139587,498,100,Bart Simpson: (INSISTENT LOUD WHISPER) Milhouse!,554000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,Milhouse!,milhouse,1 +139588,498,101,Milhouse Van Houten: What do you wa-- (ROCK SWALLOWING NOISE),554000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,What do you wa--,what do you wa--,4 +139589,498,102,Milhouse Van Houten: (DIFFICULT SWALLOWING NOISE),554000,FALSE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139590,498,103,"Milhouse Van Houten: What is it, Bart?",564000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,"What is it, Bart?",what is it bart,4 +139591,498,104,"Bart Simpson: Listen, um... after our fight, I couldn't sleep.",567000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,"Listen, um... after our fight, I couldn't sleep.",listen um after our fight i couldnt sleep,8 +139592,498,105,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well, I was doing fine. Warm glass of milk, some choice cuts from The Wriggles and I was out.",569000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,"Well, I was doing fine. Warm glass of milk, some choice cuts from The Wriggles and I was out.",well i was doing fine warm glass of milk some choice cuts from the wriggles and i was out,19 +139593,498,106,"Bart Simpson: C'mon, man. At least listen to what I have to say.",577000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,"C'mon, man. At least listen to what I have to say.",cmon man at least listen to what i have to say,11 +139594,498,107,Milhouse Van Houten: (SKEPTICAL) Okayyy...,580000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,Okayyy...,okayyy,1 +139595,498,108,Bart Simpson: Um... well... this is usually the part where you say you're sorry.,582000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,Um... well... this is usually the part where you say you're sorry.,um well this is usually the part where you say youre sorry,12 +139596,498,109,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, I'm not your puppet.",588000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,"Bart, I'm not your puppet.",bart im not your puppet,5 +139597,498,110,"Bart Simpson: I know, I made you into a real boy last week.",589000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,"I know, I made you into a real boy last week.",i know i made you into a real boy last week,11 +139598,498,111,Milhouse Van Houten: And I'll always be grateful. But it's time you started treating me with respect.,592000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,And I'll always be grateful. But it's time you started treating me with respect.,and ill always be grateful but its time you started treating me with respect,14 +139599,498,112,"Kirk Van Houten: (TO BART, SIGHS) They're a tough pair, huh?",599000,TRUE,817,629,Kirk Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,"They're a tough pair, huh?",theyre a tough pair huh,5 +139600,498,113,Luann Van Houten: Kir-- (CHOKING NOISE),604000,TRUE,591,629,Luann Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,Kir--,kir--,1 +139601,498,114,Kirk Van Houten: If you let me in I'll give you the Heimlich!,606000,TRUE,817,629,Kirk Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,If you let me in I'll give you the Heimlich!,if you let me in ill give you the heimlich,10 +139602,498,115,(Moe's Tavern: int. Moe's bar - late evening),610000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139603,498,116,Bar Rag: So to recap: I had been unjustly torn from my lofty perch.,610000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,So to recap: I had been unjustly torn from my lofty perch.,so to recap i had been unjustly torn from my lofty perch,12 +139604,498,117,Bar Rag: I wound up as a barter in Persia...,616000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,I wound up as a barter in Persia...,i wound up as a barter in persia,8 +139605,498,118,(Persia: Ext. persia - day),621000,FALSE,NA,4027,NA,Persia,NA,NA,NA +139606,498,119,Persian Trader: You have taken our gold and jewels and given us this faded cloth?!,621000,TRUE,6012,4027,Persian Trader,Persia,You have taken our gold and jewels and given us this faded cloth?!,you have taken our gold and jewels and given us this faded cloth,13 +139607,498,120,"Christian Homer: That's right. And if anyone asked who swindled you, it was Christians. Remember that name: Christians.",625000,TRUE,6013,4027,Christian Homer,Persia,"That's right. And if anyone asked who swindled you, it was Christians. Remember that name: Christians.",thats right and if anyone asked who swindled you it was christians remember that name christians,16 +139608,498,121,Bar Rag: I found myself in the court of the young Persian King. A cruel king who demanded constant entertainment from his wives.,634000,TRUE,5996,4027,Bar Rag,Persia,I found myself in the court of the young Persian King. A cruel king who demanded constant entertainment from his wives.,i found myself in the court of the young persian king a cruel king who demanded constant entertainment from his wives,21 +139609,498,122,King Nelson: Eh. Throw her in the pit of boring wives!,652000,TRUE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,Eh. Throw her in the pit of boring wives!,eh throw her in the pit of boring wives,9 +139610,498,123,Discarded Wives: We never go out anymore. / Are you even listening to me? / My sister has a much bigger pit. (ETC.),659000,TRUE,6015,4027,Discarded Wives,Persia,We never go out anymore. / Are you even listening to me? / My sister has a much bigger pit.,we never go out anymore are you even listening to me my sister has a much bigger pit,18 +139611,498,124,"Servant Jimbo: Dude, you've already discarded, like, five hundred wives.",663000,TRUE,6016,4027,Servant Jimbo,Persia,"Dude, you've already discarded, like, five hundred wives.",dude youve already discarded like five hundred wives,8 +139612,498,125,King Nelson: I think it's weird that you're counting. Send in the next one!,667000,TRUE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,I think it's weird that you're counting. Send in the next one!,i think its weird that youre counting send in the next one,12 +139613,498,126,"Scheherazade: (SCARED) Good evening, your majesty. May I tell you your slippers are as curly as everyone says? (NERVOUS LAUGH)",675000,TRUE,6017,4027,Scheherazade,Persia,"Good evening, your majesty. May I tell you your slippers are as curly as everyone says?",good evening your majesty may i tell you your slippers are as curly as everyone says,16 +139614,498,127,King Nelson: (BORED) Pit her.,683000,TRUE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,Pit her.,pit her,2 +139615,498,128,"Scheherazade: Wait, wait, wait... I can, uh, tell you a story!",685000,TRUE,6017,4027,Scheherazade,Persia,"Wait, wait, wait... I can, uh, tell you a story!",wait wait wait i can uh tell you a story,10 +139616,498,129,King Nelson: Cease your dragging!,688000,TRUE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,Cease your dragging!,cease your dragging,3 +139617,498,130,"Scheherazade: (THINKS, THEN) Uh... there once was a boy named Ali Baba. He and his elder brother Cassim were the sons of a merchant who traded in camels and spices and--",691000,TRUE,6017,4027,Scheherazade,Persia,Uh... there once was a boy named Ali Baba. He and his elder brother Cassim were the sons of a merchant who traded in camels and spices and--,uh there once was a boy named ali baba he and his elder brother cassim were the sons of a merchant who traded in camels and spices and--,28 +139689,498,202,Homer Simpson: (SOUTHERN) Needs flavor.,985000,TRUE,2,1119,Homer Simpson,Shack,Needs flavor.,needs flavor,2 +139618,498,131,"King Nelson: Okay, just a couple thoughts on your direction so far...",703000,TRUE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,"Okay, just a couple thoughts on your direction so far...",okay just a couple thoughts on your direction so far,10 +139619,498,132,"Scheherazade: One day, while out for a walk, Ali Baba was set upon by a thief.",710000,TRUE,6017,4027,Scheherazade,Persia,"One day, while out for a walk, Ali Baba was set upon by a thief.",one day while out for a walk ali baba was set upon by a thief,15 +139620,498,133,King Nelson: (LOUD YAWN),710000,FALSE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,NA,NA,NA +139621,498,134,Scheherazade: Make that two thieves!,717000,TRUE,6017,4027,Scheherazade,Persia,Make that two thieves!,make that two thieves,4 +139622,498,135,King Nelson: (SLIGHTLY MORE INTERESTED YAWN),717000,FALSE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,NA,NA,NA +139623,498,136,Scheherazade: (GOING FOR IT) A million thieves!,719000,TRUE,6017,4027,Scheherazade,Persia,A million thieves!,a million thieves,3 +139624,498,137,"King Nelson: (""TOO MANY"" YAWN)",719000,FALSE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,NA,NA,NA +139625,498,138,Scheherazade: (SIGHS) Forty thieves.,721000,TRUE,6017,4027,Scheherazade,Persia,Forty thieves.,forty thieves,2 +139626,498,139,King Nelson: (HAPPY AGREEING YAWN),721000,FALSE,6014,4027,King Nelson,Persia,NA,NA,NA +139627,498,140,(Tent: EXT. tent - continuous),724000,FALSE,NA,1229,NA,Tent,NA,NA,NA +139628,498,141,"Bar Rag: With her inventiveness and wit, the clever wife entertained her king for a thousand and one nights. And while he slept, she freed her imprisoned compatriots.",724000,TRUE,5996,1229,Bar Rag,Tent,"With her inventiveness and wit, the clever wife entertained her king for a thousand and one nights. And while he slept, she freed her imprisoned compatriots.",with her inventiveness and wit the clever wife entertained her king for a thousand and one nights and while he slept she freed her imprisoned compatriots,26 +139629,498,142,"Shauna Chalmers: Eh, it was cooler in the pit.",744000,TRUE,5625,1229,Shauna Chalmers,Tent,"Eh, it was cooler in the pit.",eh it was cooler in the pit,7 +139630,498,143,Scheherazade: ...(CONCLUDING STORY) and that's how the camel got its hump. (EXHAUSTED NOISE),753000,TRUE,6017,1229,Scheherazade,Tent,... and that's how the camel got its hump.,and thats how the camel got its hump,8 +139631,498,144,King Nelson: Another story!,753000,TRUE,6014,1229,King Nelson,Tent,Another story!,another story,2 +139632,498,145,"SCHERAZADE: (EXASPERATED NOISE) For once, couldn't you just take a few minutes to let the previous story sink in?",759000,TRUE,6018,1229,SCHERAZADE,Tent,"For once, couldn't you just take a few minutes to let the previous story sink in?",for once couldnt you just take a few minutes to let the previous story sink in,16 +139633,498,146,King Nelson: You dare refuse your king? Guards!,765000,TRUE,6014,1229,King Nelson,Tent,You dare refuse your king? Guards!,you dare refuse your king guards,6 +139634,498,147,King Nelson: Uh-oh.,769000,TRUE,6014,1229,King Nelson,Tent,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +139635,498,148,Bar Rag: My downward spiral continued.,777000,TRUE,5996,1229,Bar Rag,Tent,My downward spiral continued.,my downward spiral continued,4 +139636,498,149,Spanish Man: (NOBLY) Only cowards use blindfolds.,792000,TRUE,3687,1229,Spanish Man,Tent,Only cowards use blindfolds.,only cowards use blindfolds,4 +139637,498,150,Spanish Man: (TERRIFIED SCREAM) I didn't know you were doing that!,795000,TRUE,3687,1229,Spanish Man,Tent,I didn't know you were doing that!,i didnt know you were doing that,7 +139638,498,151,Bar Rag: I was unfit for even the most sordid uses.,801000,TRUE,5996,1229,Bar Rag,Tent,I was unfit for even the most sordid uses.,i was unfit for even the most sordid uses,9 +139639,498,152,"Executioner: (LOW-CLASS BRITISH) How's your neck, your Lordship? No splinters or nuffin'?",804000,TRUE,3607,1229,Executioner,Tent,"How's your neck, your Lordship? No splinters or nuffin'?",hows your neck your lordship no splinters or nuffin,9 +139640,498,153,Nobleman: (DAVID NIVEN) I fear the axe less than that filthy rag.,807000,TRUE,6019,1229,Nobleman,Tent,I fear the axe less than that filthy rag.,i fear the axe less than that filthy rag,9 +139641,498,154,"Executioner: You talk fancy now, but you'll twitch like the rest.",810000,TRUE,3607,1229,Executioner,Tent,"You talk fancy now, but you'll twitch like the rest.",you talk fancy now but youll twitch like the rest,10 +139642,498,155,Nobleman: All too true I fear.,813000,TRUE,6019,1229,Nobleman,Tent,All too true I fear.,all too true i fear,5 +139643,498,156,Executioner: Shut up!,814000,TRUE,3607,1229,Executioner,Tent,Shut up!,shut up,2 +139644,498,157,Nobleman: Your tongue is even sharper than your--,816000,TRUE,6019,1229,Nobleman,Tent,Your tongue is even sharper than your--,your tongue is even sharper than your--,7 +139645,498,158,"Bar Rag: But then, at my lowest ebb, a moment of hope.",818000,TRUE,5996,1229,Bar Rag,Tent,"But then, at my lowest ebb, a moment of hope.",but then at my lowest ebb a moment of hope,10 +139646,498,159,Bar Rag: I played a pivotal role in creating one of the masterpieces of Western Art!,821000,TRUE,5996,1229,Bar Rag,Tent,I played a pivotal role in creating one of the masterpieces of Western Art!,i played a pivotal role in creating one of the masterpieces of western art,14 +139647,498,160,(Sistine Chapel: INT. sistine chapel - day),827000,FALSE,NA,4028,NA,Sistine Chapel,NA,NA,NA +139648,498,161,Pope Julius: (EXASPERATED) Michelangelo!,827000,TRUE,6020,4028,Pope Julius,Sistine Chapel,Michelangelo!,michelangelo,1 +139649,498,162,Pope Julius: When will you be finished?,829000,TRUE,6020,4028,Pope Julius,Sistine Chapel,When will you be finished?,when will you be finished,5 +139650,498,163,"Michelangelo: Hey, you want a quickie? You go to Raphael, baby.",830000,TRUE,6021,4028,Michelangelo,Sistine Chapel,"Hey, you want a quickie? You go to Raphael, baby.",hey you want a quickie you go to raphael baby,10 +139651,498,164,Bar Rag: The artist was never satisfied...,833000,TRUE,5996,4028,Bar Rag,Sistine Chapel,The artist was never satisfied...,the artist was never satisfied,5 +139652,498,165,Pope Julius: How 'bout now?,837000,TRUE,6020,4028,Pope Julius,Sistine Chapel,How 'bout now?,how bout now,3 +139653,498,166,Michelangelo: No.,837000,TRUE,6021,4028,Michelangelo,Sistine Chapel,No.,no,1 +139654,498,167,Pope Julius: (EXUBERANT) That's perfect!,843000,TRUE,6020,4028,Pope Julius,Sistine Chapel,That's perfect!,thats perfect,2 +139867,499,125,Bart Simpson: Wait. What? No!,781000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Wait. What? No!,wait what no,3 +139655,498,168,Michelangelo: Now would you like to protect your investment with a clear coat?,845000,TRUE,6021,4028,Michelangelo,Sistine Chapel,Now would you like to protect your investment with a clear coat?,now would you like to protect your investment with a clear coat,12 +139656,498,169,"Pope Julius: (THINKS, THEN) Let me discuss it with my wife.",848000,TRUE,6020,4028,Pope Julius,Sistine Chapel,Let me discuss it with my wife.,let me discuss it with my wife,7 +139657,498,170,Bar Rag: (PROUDLY) The masterpiece was finished... (SADLY) and so was the use for me.,851000,TRUE,5996,4028,Bar Rag,Sistine Chapel,The masterpiece was finished... and so was the use for me.,the masterpiece was finished and so was the use for me,11 +139658,498,171,Bar Rag: And then... (PAINED NOISE),856000,TRUE,5996,4028,Bar Rag,Sistine Chapel,And then...,and then,2 +139659,498,172,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOe's - PRESENT),862000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139660,498,173,Bar Rag: (SEVERAL PAINED NOISES IN A ROW),862000,FALSE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139661,498,174,"Lenny Leonard: Y'know, Moe, it might be time to buy a new bar rag.",862000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Y'know, Moe, it might be time to buy a new bar rag.",yknow moe it might be time to buy a new bar rag,12 +139662,498,175,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, yeah, sure thing, I'll get right on it.",866000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, yeah, sure thing, I'll get right on it.",yeah yeah sure thing ill get right on it,9 +139663,498,176,"Moe Szyslak: No way I would abandon you, Raggie.",868000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"No way I would abandon you, Raggie.",no way i would abandon you raggie,7 +139664,498,177,Moe Szyslak: (EMOTIONAL SOB) You're my best friend.,871000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,You're my best friend.,youre my best friend,4 +139665,498,178,Moe Szyslak: (CONTENTED SIGH),871000,FALSE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139666,498,179,"Moe Szyslak: So, I guess you didn't eat that ""special cheese"" that I gave you yesterday, huh? (CHUCKLES)",887000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"So, I guess you didn't eat that ""special cheese"" that I gave you yesterday, huh?",so i guess you didnt eat that special cheese that i gave you yesterday huh,15 +139667,498,180,Rat: (SPIT-OUT CHEESE NOISE),887000,FALSE,6022,15,Rat,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139668,498,181,(Milhouse's Bedroom: Int. Milhouse's bedroom - dead of night - establishing),904000,FALSE,NA,629,NA,Milhouse's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139669,498,182,"Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE DESPERATE) Milhouse! What do I have to do, besides changing in any way, to get you to forgive me?",904000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,"Milhouse! What do I have to do, besides changing in any way, to get you to forgive me?",milhouse what do i have to do besides changing in any way to get you to forgive me,18 +139670,498,183,"Milhouse Van Houten: Gee, Bart. You seem, uh, how can I put it? Milhousey.",909000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,"Gee, Bart. You seem, uh, how can I put it? Milhousey.",gee bart you seem uh how can i put it milhousey,11 +139671,498,184,"Bart Simpson: (WORRIED) Really? It's not that bad, is it?",914000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,"Really? It's not that bad, is it?",really its not that bad is it,7 +139672,498,185,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SIGHS) Bart, you'll never learn.",917000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,"Bart, you'll never learn.",bart youll never learn,4 +139673,498,186,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Milhouse, you're the closest thing I have to a brother. A brother with the wisdom of an older sister. And that's why we squabble, 'cause families always do. But in the end, they're still a family. What do you say... brother?",919000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,"Milhouse, you're the closest thing I have to a brother. A brother with the wisdom of an older sister. And that's why we squabble, 'cause families always do. But in the end, they're still a family. What do you say... brother?",milhouse youre the closest thing i have to a brother a brother with the wisdom of an older sister and thats why we squabble cause families always do but in the end theyre still a family what do you say brother,41 +139674,498,187,Milhouse Van Houten: Not bad. Did Lisa write that?,933000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,Not bad. Did Lisa write that?,not bad did lisa write that,6 +139675,498,188,Lisa Simpson: Yes I did. Now I'm going to bed.,939000,TRUE,9,629,Lisa Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,Yes I did. Now I'm going to bed.,yes i did now im going to bed,8 +139676,498,189,"Milhouse Van Houten: I want something that comes from you, Bart. We're done here.",942000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,"I want something that comes from you, Bart. We're done here.",i want something that comes from you bart were done here,11 +139677,498,190,Bart Simpson: But-but-but...,946000,TRUE,8,629,Bart Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,But-but-but...,but-but-but,1 +139678,498,191,Milhouse Van Houten: The glasses are off!,947000,TRUE,25,629,Milhouse Van Houten,Milhouse's Bedroom,The glasses are off!,the glasses are off,4 +139679,498,192,(Moe's Tavern: EXT. Moe's - dead of night - establishing),956000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139680,498,193,Bar Rag: My degradation continued.,956000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,My degradation continued.,my degradation continued,3 +139681,498,194,Bar Rag: An enterprising seamstress turned me into the flag of a fledgling nation.,959000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,An enterprising seamstress turned me into the flag of a fledgling nation.,an enterprising seamstress turned me into the flag of a fledgling nation,12 +139682,498,195,"Bar Rag: Unfortunately, a nation on the wrong side of history.",964000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,"Unfortunately, a nation on the wrong side of history.",unfortunately a nation on the wrong side of history,9 +139683,498,196,Union Soldier: (CHUCKLES),964000,FALSE,6023,15,Union Soldier,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139684,498,197,(Dust Bowl: Ext. dust bowl - 1930s - day - establishing),973000,FALSE,NA,4029,NA,Dust Bowl,NA,NA,NA +139685,498,198,"Bar Rag: Like everyone else, I was hit hard by the depression.",973000,TRUE,5996,4029,Bar Rag,Dust Bowl,"Like everyone else, I was hit hard by the depression.",like everyone else i was hit hard by the depression,10 +139686,498,199,(Shack: Int. shack - continuous),977000,FALSE,NA,1119,NA,Shack,NA,NA,NA +139687,498,200,"Bart Simpson: (SOUTHERN) What's for dinner, ma?",977000,TRUE,8,1119,Bart Simpson,Shack,"What's for dinner, ma?",whats for dinner ma,4 +139688,498,201,Marge Simpson: (SOUTHERN) Rag soup!,978000,TRUE,1,1119,Marge Simpson,Shack,Rag soup!,rag soup,2 +139690,498,203,Homer Simpson: (SOUTHERN) That's better.,989000,TRUE,2,1119,Homer Simpson,Shack,That's better.,thats better,2 +139691,498,204,(Mt. Everest: Ext. Mt. Everest - Day),995000,FALSE,NA,4030,NA,Mt. Everest,NA,NA,NA +139692,498,205,Bar Rag: I was part of an expedition to the top of Mount Everest. One that had the distinction of failing un-heroically.,995000,TRUE,5996,4030,Bar Rag,Mt. Everest,I was part of an expedition to the top of Mount Everest. One that had the distinction of failing un-heroically.,i was part of an expedition to the top of mount everest one that had the distinction of failing un-heroically,20 +139693,498,206,"Homer Simpson: (STRUGGLES TO BREATHE, COLLAPSES) Oxygen... I need oxygen.",1002000,TRUE,2,4030,Homer Simpson,Mt. Everest,Oxygen... I need oxygen.,oxygen i need oxygen,4 +139694,498,207,"Bart Simpson: C'mon, man. A few more balloons and this'll look really awesome.",1007000,TRUE,8,4030,Bart Simpson,Mt. Everest,"C'mon, man. A few more balloons and this'll look really awesome.",cmon man a few more balloons and thisll look really awesome,11 +139695,498,208,Homer Simpson: (FROZEN ANNOYED GRUNT),1007000,FALSE,2,4030,Homer Simpson,Mt. Everest,NA,NA,NA +139696,498,209,Comic Book Guy: Worst climbing Everest.,1011000,TRUE,801,4030,Comic Book Guy,Mt. Everest,Worst climbing Everest.,worst climbing everest,3 +139697,498,210,Bar Rag: A Yeti found me and brought me home as a present to his son.,1016000,TRUE,5996,4030,Bar Rag,Mt. Everest,A Yeti found me and brought me home as a present to his son.,a yeti found me and brought me home as a present to his son,14 +139698,498,211,(YETI CAVE: Int. Yeti cave - a little later),1025000,FALSE,NA,4031,NA,YETI CAVE,NA,NA,NA +139699,498,212,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - CONTINUOUS),1025000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +139700,498,213,"Bar Rag: (SIGHS) And now my thousand-year fall from grace is complete. I guess I should be happy here, with my sad, but predictable...",1025000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,"And now my thousand-year fall from grace is complete. I guess I should be happy here, with my sad, but predictable...",and now my thousand-year fall from grace is complete i guess i should be happy here with my sad but predictable,21 +139701,498,214,"Bar Rag: (STARTLED NOISES) Moe! Moe! Wake up! Oh no, I don't want to find out what's worse than you!",1034000,TRUE,5996,15,Bar Rag,Moe's Tavern,"Moe! Moe! Wake up! Oh no, I don't want to find out what's worse than you!",moe moe wake up oh no i dont want to find out whats worse than you,16 +139702,498,215,(Van Houten Home: Ext. Milhouse's house - morning),1044000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +139703,498,216,Bart Simpson: (ANGUISHED) Milhouse.,1044000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,Milhouse.,milhouse,1 +139704,498,217,"Bart Simpson: I've been out here all night, man. Just let me know what it'll take for you to forgive me.",1045000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,"I've been out here all night, man. Just let me know what it'll take for you to forgive me.",ive been out here all night man just let me know what itll take for you to forgive me,19 +139705,498,218,Milhouse Van Houten: Can I punch you?,1049000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Can I punch you?,can i punch you,4 +139706,498,219,Bart Simpson: Sure.,1049000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,Sure.,sure,1 +139707,498,220,Milhouse Van Houten: Can I... have someone else punch you?,1051000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Can I... have someone else punch you?,can i have someone else punch you,7 +139708,498,221,"Bart Simpson: Sure, what've you got? Puppy Goo-Goo comin' my way?",1053000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,"Sure, what've you got? Puppy Goo-Goo comin' my way?",sure whatve you got puppy goo-goo comin my way,9 +139709,498,222,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,1060000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +139710,498,223,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm glad it's over. I wasn't comfortable having the upper hand.,1063000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,I'm glad it's over. I wasn't comfortable having the upper hand.,im glad its over i wasnt comfortable having the upper hand,11 +139711,498,224,Bart Simpson: From now on I'll dominate you... in ways you don't realize.,1068000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,From now on I'll dominate you... in ways you don't realize.,from now on ill dominate you in ways you dont realize,11 +139712,498,225,Milhouse Van Houten: That's all I ever wanted.,1071000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,That's all I ever wanted.,thats all i ever wanted,5 +139713,498,226,"Moe Szyslak: Where'd it go? Where'd it go? (CALLING OUT) Hey, Chief Wiggum! Can you help me find my bar rag?",1074000,TRUE,17,275,Moe Szyslak,Van Houten Home,"Where'd it go? Where'd it go? Hey, Chief Wiggum! Can you help me find my bar rag?",whered it go whered it go hey chief wiggum can you help me find my bar rag,17 +139714,498,227,Chief Wiggum: I can't even find my car in the parking lot at the mall. There was half a kilo of heroin and two suspects inside.,1078000,TRUE,71,275,Chief Wiggum,Van Houten Home,I can't even find my car in the parking lot at the mall. There was half a kilo of heroin and two suspects inside.,i cant even find my car in the parking lot at the mall there was half a kilo of heroin and two suspects inside,24 +139715,498,228,Chief Wiggum: Can you throw me my house key? Please! It's got a green thingy on it! Stoppp!,1085000,TRUE,71,275,Chief Wiggum,Van Houten Home,Can you throw me my house key? Please! It's got a green thingy on it! Stoppp!,can you throw me my house key please its got a green thingy on it stoppp,16 +139716,498,229,"Chief Wiggum: Hey, there's some Pringles in here.",1095000,TRUE,71,275,Chief Wiggum,Van Houten Home,"Hey, there's some Pringles in here.",hey theres some pringles in here,6 +139717,498,230,Chief Wiggum: (COUGHS) Nope. Tear gas. (COUGHS SOME MORE),1096000,TRUE,71,275,Chief Wiggum,Van Houten Home,Nope. Tear gas.,nope tear gas,3 +139718,498,231,"Chief Wiggum: Haven't forgotten about your rag, Moe!",1100000,TRUE,71,275,Chief Wiggum,Van Houten Home,"Haven't forgotten about your rag, Moe!",havent forgotten about your rag moe,6 +139719,498,232,Bar Rag: (TO RHYTHM OF THE DRYER) I'm-in-Hell- I'm-in-Hell-I'm-in-Hell-I'm-in-Hell...,1104000,TRUE,5996,275,Bar Rag,Van Houten Home,I'm-in-Hell- I'm-in-Hell-I'm-in-Hell-I'm-in-Hell...,im-in-hell- im-in-hell-im-in-hell-im-in-hell,2 +139720,498,233,Bar Rag: Perhaps one of you garments would like to narrate for a while. Men's extra large underwear?,1104000,TRUE,5996,275,Bar Rag,Van Houten Home,Perhaps one of you garments would like to narrate for a while. Men's extra large underwear?,perhaps one of you garments would like to narrate for a while mens extra large underwear,16 +139721,498,234,Extra Large Underwear: (DROOPY VOICE) I'm saving my strength. He's going bike riding today.,1119000,TRUE,6024,275,Extra Large Underwear,Van Houten Home,I'm saving my strength. He's going bike riding today.,im saving my strength hes going bike riding today,9 +139722,498,235,Marge Simpson: (HAPPY HUMMING),1119000,FALSE,1,275,Marge Simpson,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +139723,498,236,Marge Simpson: (CALLING) Come on in!,1126000,TRUE,1,275,Marge Simpson,Van Houten Home,Come on in!,come on in,3 +139724,498,237,Moe Szyslak: You've got my rag! But how?,1131000,TRUE,17,275,Moe Szyslak,Van Houten Home,You've got my rag! But how?,youve got my rag but how,6 +139725,498,238,"Marge Simpson: Well, during the town meeting, which now seems like years ago, I forgot my purse at your bar...and when I came back to get it, I saw how much you love that rag.",1133000,TRUE,1,275,Marge Simpson,Van Houten Home,"Well, during the town meeting, which now seems like years ago, I forgot my purse at your bar...and when I came back to get it, I saw how much you love that rag.",well during the town meeting which now seems like years ago i forgot my purse at your barand when i came back to get it i saw how much you love that rag,33 +139726,498,239,Moe Szyslak: (SLEEP-TALKING) Num-num-num-num-num- num. (MORE NUMS),1144000,TRUE,17,275,Moe Szyslak,Van Houten Home,Num-num-num-num-num- num.,num-num-num-num-num- num,2 +139727,498,240,"Marge Simpson: It seemed a little... ""ripe"", so I brought it home to clean it for you.",1147000,TRUE,1,275,Marge Simpson,Van Houten Home,"It seemed a little... ""ripe"", so I brought it home to clean it for you.",it seemed a little ripe so i brought it home to clean it for you,15 +139728,498,241,"Moe Szyslak: Thanks, Marge. (CHOKING BACK SOB) That rag is my only friend in the world.",1152000,TRUE,17,275,Moe Szyslak,Van Houten Home,"Thanks, Marge. That rag is my only friend in the world.",thanks marge that rag is my only friend in the world,11 +139729,498,242,"Marge Simpson: Well, that's not true! Everyone in this family is your friend.",1156000,TRUE,1,275,Marge Simpson,Van Houten Home,"Well, that's not true! Everyone in this family is your friend.",well thats not true everyone in this family is your friend,11 +139730,498,243,Lisa Simpson: Your bar is the closest thing this town has to an Algonquin roundtable.,1161000,TRUE,9,275,Lisa Simpson,Van Houten Home,Your bar is the closest thing this town has to an Algonquin roundtable.,your bar is the closest thing this town has to an algonquin roundtable,13 +139731,498,244,Moe Szyslak: What about that Round Table Pizza run by that Algonquin guy?,1165000,TRUE,17,275,Moe Szyslak,Van Houten Home,What about that Round Table Pizza run by that Algonquin guy?,what about that round table pizza run by that algonquin guy,11 +139732,498,245,"Lisa Simpson: Yeah, yeah, okay, second closest.",1168000,TRUE,9,275,Lisa Simpson,Van Houten Home,"Yeah, yeah, okay, second closest.",yeah yeah okay second closest,5 +139733,498,246,"Moe Szyslak: So yaz all like me? (GESTURES TO MILHOUSE) Even you, maestro?",1170000,TRUE,17,275,Moe Szyslak,Van Houten Home,"So yaz all like me? Even you, maestro?",so yaz all like me even you maestro,8 +139734,498,247,Milhouse Van Houten: Milhouse.,1173000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Milhouse.,milhouse,1 +139735,498,248,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I, I knew it was something stupid. (CHOKED UP) Well thanks, everybody. I... I'm always gonna remember today as the day that I learned to open my heart to human beings and not old pieces of cloth.",1174000,TRUE,17,275,Moe Szyslak,Van Houten Home,"Yeah, I, I knew it was something stupid. Well thanks, everybody. I... I'm always gonna remember today as the day that I learned to open my heart to human beings and not old pieces of cloth.",yeah i i knew it was something stupid well thanks everybody i im always gonna remember today as the day that i learned to open my heart to human beings and not old pieces of cloth,36 +139736,498,249,Moe Szyslak: Crazy me. Thinkin' I needed a rag for a friend.,1186000,TRUE,17,275,Moe Szyslak,Van Houten Home,Crazy me. Thinkin' I needed a rag for a friend.,crazy me thinkin i needed a rag for a friend,10 +139737,498,250,"Bar Rag: So, this is how it ends. The once magnificent tapestry tossed aside yet again like a common Kleenex. Goodbye cruel... what the?",1195000,TRUE,5996,275,Bar Rag,Van Houten Home,"So, this is how it ends. The once magnificent tapestry tossed aside yet again like a common Kleenex. Goodbye cruel... what the?",so this is how it ends the once magnificent tapestry tossed aside yet again like a common kleenex goodbye cruel what the,22 +139738,498,251,"Bar Rag: In all my years, this is a love like I have never felt. Sweet, pure, and forever. (CONTENTED NOISE)",1211000,TRUE,5996,275,Bar Rag,Van Houten Home,"In all my years, this is a love like I have never felt. Sweet, pure, and forever.",in all my years this is a love like i have never felt sweet pure and forever,17 +139739,498,252,Santa's Little Helper: (SNARLS),1211000,FALSE,1010,275,Santa's Little Helper,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +139740,498,253,"Bar Rag: Well, all marriages have their ups and downs.",1227000,TRUE,5996,275,Bar Rag,Van Houten Home,"Well, all marriages have their ups and downs.",well all marriages have their ups and downs,8 +139741,498,254,Bar Rag: I'm in Hell.,1285000,TRUE,5996,275,Bar Rag,Van Houten Home,I'm in Hell.,im in hell,3 +139742,499,0,(Simpson Home: INT. simpson house - tv room - day),70000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139743,499,1,Milhouse Van Houten: How'd you get so many more Valentines? I got one from Lisa and one from my optometrist.,70000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,How'd you get so many more Valentines? I got one from Lisa and one from my optometrist.,howd you get so many more valentines i got one from lisa and one from my optometrist,17 +139744,499,2,Bart Simpson: That's a bill.,91000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's a bill.,thats a bill,3 +139745,499,3,Milhouse Van Houten: (DEFENSIVE) No! It's got a love stamp!,92000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,No! It's got a love stamp!,no its got a love stamp,6 +139746,499,4,Bart Simpson: Maybe we should just watch TV.,94000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe we should just watch TV.,maybe we should just watch tv,6 +139747,499,5,Itchy: (WORKING NOISE),94000,FALSE,343,5,Itchy,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139748,499,6,"Scratchy: (TOUCHED NOISE, THEN DYING NOISE)",94000,FALSE,342,5,Scratchy,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139749,499,7,Milhouse Van Houten: (LAUGH),94000,FALSE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139780,499,38,"Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Oh Marge, this is brilliant.",249000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Marge, this is brilliant.",oh marge this is brilliant,5 +139750,499,8,"Kirk Van Houten: (DISAPPROVING) Now son, you know Itchy and Scratchy give you night terrors.",114000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Now son, you know Itchy and Scratchy give you night terrors.",now son you know itchy and scratchy give you night terrors,11 +139751,499,9,Milhouse Van Houten: Last night you had the night terrors.,118000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Last night you had the night terrors.,last night you had the night terrors,7 +139752,499,10,"Kirk Van Houten: (SAD) Yeah, I dreamt I got fired from that job I dreamt I got the night before.",121000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Yeah, I dreamt I got fired from that job I dreamt I got the night before.",yeah i dreamt i got fired from that job i dreamt i got the night before,16 +139753,499,11,"Announcer: Welcome to ""MythCrackers,"" where we debunk rumors, legends, and all religions except the Jesus-based ones.",127000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"Welcome to ""MythCrackers,"" where we debunk rumors, legends, and all religions except the Jesus-based ones.",welcome to mythcrackers where we debunk rumors legends and all religions except the jesus-based ones,15 +139754,499,12,Marge Simpson: It's a beautiful afternoon. No TV.,137000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's a beautiful afternoon. No TV.,its a beautiful afternoon no tv,6 +139755,499,13,"Bart Simpson: (TO MILHOUSE) Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are... (SNEAKY) multi. (SNEAKY CHUCKLE)",140000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Luckily, she doesn't know that our viewing platforms are... multi.",luckily she doesnt know that our viewing platforms are multi,10 +139756,499,14,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's room - moments later),140000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +139757,499,15,Marge Simpson: No TV on the computer!,140000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,No TV on the computer!,no tv on the computer,5 +139758,499,16,(KITCHEN: Int. Kitchen - moments later),152000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +139759,499,17,Marge Simpson: No TV on a smart phone!,152000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,No TV on a smart phone!,no tv on a smart phone,6 +139760,499,18,(Gas Station: Ext. Gas station - shortly later),156000,FALSE,NA,726,NA,Gas Station,NA,NA,NA +139761,499,19,"Jamie: Tonight, we take on the classic myth that a cat will always land on its feet.",156000,TRUE,6025,726,Jamie,Gas Station,"Tonight, we take on the classic myth that a cat will always land on its feet.",tonight we take on the classic myth that a cat will always land on its feet,16 +139762,499,20,"Adam: And we didn't want to hurt a real cat, so we took this Build-A-Bear carcass...",160000,TRUE,6026,726,Adam,Gas Station,"And we didn't want to hurt a real cat, so we took this Build-A-Bear carcass...",and we didnt want to hurt a real cat so we took this build-a-bear carcass,15 +139763,499,21,"Jamie: ...stuffed it with ballistic gel, shot it from a twenty foot barrel steam cannon...",164000,TRUE,6025,726,Jamie,Gas Station,"...stuffed it with ballistic gel, shot it from a twenty foot barrel steam cannon...",stuffed it with ballistic gel shot it from a twenty foot barrel steam cannon,14 +139764,499,22,Adam: ...and made a scatter plot of the remains. Boo-yah!,176000,TRUE,6026,726,Adam,Gas Station,...and made a scatter plot of the remains. Boo-yah!,and made a scatter plot of the remains boo-yah,9 +139765,499,23,Jamie: What was it we trying to prove again?,179000,TRUE,6025,726,Jamie,Gas Station,What was it we trying to prove again?,what was it we trying to prove again,8 +139766,499,24,"Adam: Don't know, don't care! (DANCES)",181000,TRUE,6026,726,Adam,Gas Station,"Don't know, don't care!",dont know dont care,4 +139767,499,25,"Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Bart, why don't we become MythCrackers? I bet those guys get so many valentines.",186000,TRUE,25,726,Milhouse Van Houten,Gas Station,"Hey, Bart, why don't we become MythCrackers? I bet those guys get so many valentines.",hey bart why dont we become mythcrackers i bet those guys get so many valentines,15 +139768,499,26,"Bart Simpson: That might be a good idea, but then again, you thought it up. (SHRUGS) Eh, why not?",193000,TRUE,8,726,Bart Simpson,Gas Station,"That might be a good idea, but then again, you thought it up. Eh, why not?",that might be a good idea but then again you thought it up eh why not,16 +139769,499,27,"Milhouse Van Houten: Okay, first myth. Using a cell phone at a gas station is dangerous.",197000,TRUE,25,726,Milhouse Van Houten,Gas Station,"Okay, first myth. Using a cell phone at a gas station is dangerous.",okay first myth using a cell phone at a gas station is dangerous,13 +139770,499,28,"Milhouse Van Houten: (HAPPILY) Well, at least I'm cool now!",207000,TRUE,25,726,Milhouse Van Houten,Gas Station,"Well, at least I'm cool now!",well at least im cool now,6 +139771,499,29,Milhouse Van Houten: (SAD MOAN),207000,FALSE,25,726,Milhouse Van Houten,Gas Station,NA,NA,NA +139772,499,30,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - day - later),223000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139773,499,31,Bart Simpson: Why does the guy have to do everything for the girl on Valentine's Day?,223000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Why does the guy have to do everything for the girl on Valentine's Day?,why does the guy have to do everything for the girl on valentines day,14 +139774,499,32,"Homer Simpson: We show girls love on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day.",226000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"We show girls love on Valentine's Day, and they let us blow stuff up on the Fourth of July. I just pray they never fall on the same day.",we show girls love on valentines day and they let us blow stuff up on the fourth of july i just pray they never fall on the same day,29 +139775,499,33,"Marge Simpson: Homie, read this.",236000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, read this.",homie read this,3 +139776,499,34,"Marge Simpson: ""My darling husband. This Valentine's Day, I have a present for you...""",238000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""My darling husband. This Valentine's Day, I have a present for you...""",my darling husband this valentines day i have a present for you,12 +139777,499,35,Homer Simpson: (SINCERE) Thanks for reading it to me.,240000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Thanks for reading it to me.,thanks for reading it to me,6 +139778,499,36,Marge Simpson: My pleasure.,245000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,My pleasure.,my pleasure,2 +139779,499,37,"Marge Simpson: ...I want you to have a fun night doing guy stuff. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.",246000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"...I want you to have a fun night doing guy stuff. Don't worry about me, I'll be fine.",i want you to have a fun night doing guy stuff dont worry about me ill be fine,18 +139781,499,39,Marge Simpson: I just think we should do things every day to show our love for each other.,257000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I just think we should do things every day to show our love for each other.,i just think we should do things every day to show our love for each other,16 +139782,499,40,Homer Simpson: (VERY ALARMED NOISE),257000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139783,499,41,"Marge Simpson: (SWEETLY) It's okay, Homie. Go. Have a good time. Take Bart with you!",264000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's okay, Homie. Go. Have a good time. Take Bart with you!",its okay homie go have a good time take bart with you,12 +139784,499,42,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Which one do you want?,269000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Which one do you want?,which one do you want,5 +139785,499,43,(SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE: INT. SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE - a little later),273000,FALSE,NA,4032,NA,SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE,NA,NA,NA +139786,499,44,"Homer Simpson: You have the most wonderful Mom in the world, which is why I have no idea where she is or what she's doing.",273000,TRUE,2,4032,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE,"You have the most wonderful Mom in the world, which is why I have no idea where she is or what she's doing.",you have the most wonderful mom in the world which is why i have no idea where she is or what shes doing,23 +139787,499,45,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING TO HIM) That's right, sucker! It's Valentine's Day, and I've got a date with some fastballs!",281000,TRUE,2,4032,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE,"That's right, sucker! It's Valentine's Day, and I've got a date with some fastballs!",thats right sucker its valentines day and ive got a date with some fastballs,14 +139788,499,46,"Guy Driving By: Lucky bastard. (THEN, COVERING) I mean, my darling, I was looking at myself in the side view mirror.",288000,TRUE,6027,4032,Guy Driving By,SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE,"Lucky bastard. I mean, my darling, I was looking at myself in the side view mirror.",lucky bastard i mean my darling i was looking at myself in the side view mirror,16 +139789,499,47,Homer Simpson: (TAUNTING NOISES),288000,FALSE,2,4032,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE,NA,NA,NA +139790,499,48,Guy Driving By: I hope you hit one off the handle and your hands sting!,290000,TRUE,6027,4032,Guy Driving By,SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE,I hope you hit one off the handle and your hands sting!,i hope you hit one off the handle and your hands sting,12 +139791,499,49,Homer Simpson: (AGONIZED NOISE OF PAIN),290000,FALSE,2,4032,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD BATTING CAGE,NA,NA,NA +139792,499,50,(Luigi's: INT. luigi's RESTAURANT - THAT NIGHT),302000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +139793,499,51,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, I love spending mother-daughter time with you. We have so much in common, like... um... (NOTICES SOMETHING O.S.) Oh no! (POINTS TO SOMEONE AT THE SALAD BAR) Someone's about to put the thousand island ladle into the vinaigrette!",302000,TRUE,1,1186,Marge Simpson,Luigi's,"Lisa, I love spending mother-daughter time with you. We have so much in common, like... um... Oh no! Someone's about to put the thousand island ladle into the vinaigrette!",lisa i love spending mother-daughter time with you we have so much in common like um oh no someones about to put the thousand island ladle into the vinaigrette,29 +139794,499,52,"Lisa Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE, THEN:) Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to be nosey.",373000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,"Sorry, sorry, I didn't mean to be nosey.",sorry sorry i didnt mean to be nosey,8 +139795,499,53,"Nick: Don't apologize. It was dark, then a light came through the crack. (DRAMATIC) The light was you.",376000,TRUE,715,1186,Nick,Luigi's,"Don't apologize. It was dark, then a light came through the crack. The light was you.",dont apologize it was dark then a light came through the crack the light was you,16 +139796,499,54,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE) You have a way with words.,381000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,You have a way with words.,you have a way with words,6 +139797,499,55,Nick: Words are just nails we use to build ideas. Care to continue this discussion at the dessert table?,383000,TRUE,715,1186,Nick,Luigi's,Words are just nails we use to build ideas. Care to continue this discussion at the dessert table?,words are just nails we use to build ideas care to continue this discussion at the dessert table,18 +139798,499,56,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, I'm gonna look at the desserts!",389000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,"Mom, I'm gonna look at the desserts!",mom im gonna look at the desserts,7 +139799,499,57,Marge Simpson: Don't panic. This can be separated out. (CALLING) Quick! Does anyone have a centrifuge?!,391000,TRUE,1,1186,Marge Simpson,Luigi's,Don't panic. This can be separated out. Quick! Does anyone have a centrifuge?!,dont panic this can be separated out quick does anyone have a centrifuge,13 +139800,499,58,Professor Jonathan Frink: (SIGHS) All I wanted was one romantic night.,398000,TRUE,442,1186,Professor Jonathan Frink,Luigi's,All I wanted was one romantic night.,all i wanted was one romantic night,7 +139801,499,59,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Aw, for glyvin-- (EXASPERATED NOISE)",406000,TRUE,442,1186,Professor Jonathan Frink,Luigi's,"Aw, for glyvin--",aw for glyvin--,3 +139802,499,60,"Lisa Simpson: Yep, you're the crack head. (SLIGHT CHUCKLE) What dessert are you gonna get?",406000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,"Yep, you're the crack head. What dessert are you gonna get?",yep youre the crack head what dessert are you gonna get,11 +139803,499,61,"Nick: I'll toss this fork into the air and wherever it lands, that's what I'll eat. (TOSSING FORK) Hiya!",412000,TRUE,715,1186,Nick,Luigi's,"I'll toss this fork into the air and wherever it lands, that's what I'll eat. Hiya!",ill toss this fork into the air and wherever it lands thats what ill eat hiya,16 +139804,499,62,"Nick: As Hemingway said, ""the shortest answer is doing the thing.""",418000,TRUE,715,1186,Nick,Luigi's,"As Hemingway said, ""the shortest answer is doing the thing.""",as hemingway said the shortest answer is doing the thing,10 +139805,499,63,"Lisa Simpson: Um, I should probably get back to my Mom. By the way, my name is--",418000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,"Um, I should probably get back to my Mom. By the way, my name is--",um i should probably get back to my mom by the way my name is--,15 +139806,499,64,"Nick: No! When I first hear your name, I want to be somewhere important: the peak of Kilimanjaro... the back of a vaporetto in Venice... the--",427000,TRUE,715,1186,Nick,Luigi's,"No! When I first hear your name, I want to be somewhere important: the peak of Kilimanjaro... the back of a vaporetto in Venice... the--",no when i first hear your name i want to be somewhere important the peak of kilimanjaro the back of a vaporetto in venice the--,25 +139919,499,177,Grampa Simpson: Noooo!,1044000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Noooo!,noooo,1 +139807,499,65,Lisa Simpson: (CUTTING HIM OFF) Lisa. Now this is the most important place in the world.,435000,TRUE,9,1186,Lisa Simpson,Luigi's,Lisa. Now this is the most important place in the world.,lisa now this is the most important place in the world,11 +139808,499,66,Luigi: Now that's a spicy meet-cute! (KISSES FINGERS),438000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,Now that's a spicy meet-cute!,now thats a spicy meet-cute,5 +139809,499,67,Marge Simpson: (NOTICING) Lisa?,442000,TRUE,1,1186,Marge Simpson,Luigi's,Lisa?,lisa,1 +139810,499,68,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, Midge! You want a piece of my ziti?",444000,TRUE,17,1186,Moe Szyslak,Luigi's,"Hey, Midge! You want a piece of my ziti?",hey midge you want a piece of my ziti,9 +139811,499,69,"Moe Szyslak: That cost a nickel, but we'll settle up later.",449000,TRUE,17,1186,Moe Szyslak,Luigi's,"That cost a nickel, but we'll settle up later.",that cost a nickel but well settle up later,9 +139812,499,70,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - CAFETERIA - after school),457000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139813,499,71,"Bart Simpson: Today we tackle the most terrifying (MAKES AIR QUOTES) ""myth"" in the history of Springfield Elementary: that if you press E-8 on the candy machine, you get electrocuted and die.",457000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Today we tackle the most terrifying ""myth"" in the history of Springfield Elementary: that if you press E-8 on the candy machine, you get electrocuted and die.",today we tackle the most terrifying myth in the history of springfield elementary that if you press e-8 on the candy machine you get electrocuted and die,27 +139814,499,72,Kids: (SCARED NOISES),457000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139815,499,73,Martin Prince: Did you invent a robot hand to touch the buttons?,466000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,Did you invent a robot hand to touch the buttons?,did you invent a robot hand to touch the buttons,10 +139816,499,74,Bart Simpson: Something like that.,470000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Something like that.,something like that,3 +139817,499,75,"Bart Simpson: Ladies and gentlemen, that myth is... cracked!",482000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Ladies and gentlemen, that myth is... cracked!",ladies and gentlemen that myth is cracked,7 +139818,499,76,Nelson Muntz: (PUZZLED) Candy cigarettes? I didn't know they made these!,486000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Candy cigarettes? I didn't know they made these!,candy cigarettes i didnt know they made these,8 +139819,499,77,Martin Prince: They were discontinued because they were thought to encourage impressionable children to smoke.,490000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,They were discontinued because they were thought to encourage impressionable children to smoke.,they were discontinued because they were thought to encourage impressionable children to smoke,13 +139820,499,78,Nelson Muntz: How dumb do they think we are?,495000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,How dumb do they think we are?,how dumb do they think we are,7 +139821,499,79,Nelson Muntz: I can quit any time I want!,506000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I can quit any time I want!,i can quit any time i want,7 +139822,499,80,(Springfield: EXT. SPRINGFIELD - later tHAT DAY),514000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +139823,499,81,"Lisa Simpson: This place is great! If I cover my peripheral vision, I feel like I'm in France!",514000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"This place is great! If I cover my peripheral vision, I feel like I'm in France!",this place is great if i cover my peripheral vision i feel like im in france,16 +139824,499,82,Lisa Simpson: Ew. (TO NICK) How 'bout I'll just look at you.,541000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Ew. How 'bout I'll just look at you.,ew how bout ill just look at you,8 +139825,499,83,Frida: El Puerco! I must break up with you!,547000,TRUE,6028,216,Frida,Springfield,El Puerco! I must break up with you!,el puerco i must break up with you,8 +139826,499,84,"Frida: Oh, but the hand-holding is just too good!",551000,TRUE,6028,216,Frida,Springfield,"Oh, but the hand-holding is just too good!",oh but the hand-holding is just too good,8 +139827,499,85,Waiter: (SPANISH ACCENT) Your juice boxes.,558000,TRUE,171,216,Waiter,Springfield,Your juice boxes.,your juice boxes,3 +139828,499,86,Lisa Simpson: (TENTATIVE) It's... nice.,562000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,It's... nice.,its nice,2 +139829,499,87,Nick: (TO WAITER) Perhaps we can try a little harder... for the lady.,564000,TRUE,715,216,Nick,Springfield,Perhaps we can try a little harder... for the lady.,perhaps we can try a little harder for the lady,10 +139830,499,88,Waiter: Such is the life of the juice boxiér.,567000,TRUE,171,216,Waiter,Springfield,Such is the life of the juice boxiér.,such is the life of the juice boxiér,8 +139831,499,89,"(The Needle Exchange: Ext. ""The Needle Exchange"" - LATER THAt day)",571000,FALSE,NA,4033,NA,The Needle Exchange,NA,NA,NA +139832,499,90,Otto Mann: (DISAPPOINTED) Oh. (EXITS),571000,TRUE,52,4033,Otto Mann,The Needle Exchange,Oh.,oh,1 +139833,499,91,(SEWING PARLOR: Int. sewing parlor - continUOUS),576000,FALSE,NA,4034,NA,SEWING PARLOR,NA,NA,NA +139834,499,92,"Jerri: (SOUNDS NORMAL, NOT LIKE SHERRI/TERRI) Marge, since you're by yourself, would you like to borrow one of my twins?",576000,TRUE,6029,4034,Jerri,SEWING PARLOR,"Marge, since you're by yourself, would you like to borrow one of my twins?",marge since youre by yourself would you like to borrow one of my twins,14 +139835,499,93,Sherri Mackleberry: But remember: the one you pick may not be the one you get.,580000,TRUE,54,4034,Sherri Mackleberry,SEWING PARLOR,But remember: the one you pick may not be the one you get.,but remember the one you pick may not be the one you get,13 +139836,499,94,"Lisa Simpson: (BURSTS IN) Mom, I'm sorry I'm late! No excuse, I just forgot all about you. (BEAT) Huh? I'm not sure that patch really represents who I am right now.",587000,TRUE,9,4034,Lisa Simpson,SEWING PARLOR,"Mom, I'm sorry I'm late! No excuse, I just forgot all about you. Huh? I'm not sure that patch really represents who I am right now.",mom im sorry im late no excuse i just forgot all about you huh im not sure that patch really represents who i am right now,26 +139866,499,124,"Marge Simpson: (MIFFED) Well. I usually take Lisa, but I can just go with Bart.",777000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well. I usually take Lisa, but I can just go with Bart.",well i usually take lisa but i can just go with bart,12 +139837,499,95,"Marge Simpson: Well, if you'd been here for the design phase, you could've registered that objection. Now start quilting! (FRANTIC QUILTING NOISES)",597000,TRUE,1,4034,Marge Simpson,SEWING PARLOR,"Well, if you'd been here for the design phase, you could've registered that objection. Now start quilting!",well if youd been here for the design phase you couldve registered that objection now start quilting,17 +139838,499,96,Marge Simpson: Now there's three of you?,605000,TRUE,1,4034,Marge Simpson,SEWING PARLOR,Now there's three of you?,now theres three of you,5 +139839,499,97,3rd Twin: Or maybe you're losing your mind.,606000,TRUE,6030,4034,3rd Twin,SEWING PARLOR,Or maybe you're losing your mind.,or maybe youre losing your mind,6 +139840,499,98,(Springfield Elementary School: ExT. SPRINGfield ELEMENTARY - playground - the next day),618000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139841,499,99,"Bart Simpson: According to the wisdom of our elders...if you go all the way around on the swing, your body will turn inside-out.",618000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"According to the wisdom of our elders...if you go all the way around on the swing, your body will turn inside-out.",according to the wisdom of our eldersif you go all the way around on the swing your body will turn inside-out,21 +139842,499,100,"Milhouse Van Houten: Cool, now my beauty will be on the outside.",628000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Cool, now my beauty will be on the outside.",cool now my beauty will be on the outside,9 +139843,499,101,"Bart Simpson: He's still inside-in, folks! And just to prove it:",641000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"He's still inside-in, folks! And just to prove it:",hes still inside-in folks and just to prove it,9 +139844,499,102,"Kids: (""OOHS"" / ""AHHS"")",641000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139845,499,103,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - lisa's bedroom - evening),694000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139846,499,104,"Marge Simpson: (READING) ""She had now come to the part that Peter Pan hated. 'I do like a mother's love,' said Tootles...""",694000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""She had now come to the part that Peter Pan hated. 'I do like a mother's love,' said Tootles...""",she had now come to the part that peter pan hated i do like a mothers love said tootles,19 +139847,499,105,"Lisa Simpson: (SUDDENLY BLURTING OUT) Mom, I have a crush!",697000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, I have a crush!",mom i have a crush,5 +139848,499,106,Marge Simpson: Is it on your father? Little girls always get crushes on their fathers.,701000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Is it on your father? Little girls always get crushes on their fathers.,is it on your father little girls always get crushes on their fathers,13 +139849,499,107,Lisa Simpson: Somehow I missed that phase.,706000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Somehow I missed that phase.,somehow i missed that phase,5 +139850,499,108,"Homer Simpson: Almost there, boy. Almost there. Almost there.",708000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Almost there, boy. Almost there. Almost there.",almost there boy almost there almost there,7 +139851,499,109,Homer Simpson: I'm getting' closer. It's just within reach.,710000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm getting' closer. It's just within reach.,im getting closer its just within reach,7 +139852,499,110,Lisa Simpson: The boy I like is Hemingway-esque!,714000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,The boy I like is Hemingway-esque!,the boy i like is hemingway-esque,6 +139853,499,111,"Marge Simpson: Okay. Let's ""esque"" him to dinner. (GIGGLES)",717000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay. Let's ""esque"" him to dinner.",okay lets esque him to dinner,6 +139854,499,112,"Lisa Simpson: Wow, Nick here in our house. (LOOKS AROUND WORRIED) I hope it doesn't make him think less of me.",717000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wow, Nick here in our house. I hope it doesn't make him think less of me.",wow nick here in our house i hope it doesnt make him think less of me,16 +139855,499,113,Marge Simpson: This house is not an embarrassment!,726000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This house is not an embarrassment!,this house is not an embarrassment,6 +139856,499,114,"Marge Simpson: Usually when I say something like that, something extremely embarrassing happens. (BEAT) I'm gonna say goodnight before it does.",731000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Usually when I say something like that, something extremely embarrassing happens. I'm gonna say goodnight before it does.",usually when i say something like that something extremely embarrassing happens im gonna say goodnight before it does,18 +139857,499,115,Nick: (FLATTERING) Well. Lisa didn't tell me that she had a sister.,743000,TRUE,715,5,Nick,Simpson Home,Well. Lisa didn't tell me that she had a sister.,well lisa didnt tell me that she had a sister,10 +139858,499,116,Marge Simpson: (EMBARRASSED LAUGH),743000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139859,499,117,Nick: (FLATTERING) Or a daughter.,748000,TRUE,715,5,Nick,Simpson Home,Or a daughter.,or a daughter,3 +139860,499,118,"Marge Simpson: Oh, my. I don't know if anyone's ever kissed my hand before.",751000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, my. I don't know if anyone's ever kissed my hand before.",oh my i dont know if anyones ever kissed my hand before,12 +139861,499,119,"Homer Simpson: Well, your arms are lanky. It's kind of a long trip down there.",756000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, your arms are lanky. It's kind of a long trip down there.",well your arms are lanky its kind of a long trip down there,13 +139862,499,120,Nick: My mother said I should bring some wine.,760000,TRUE,715,5,Nick,Simpson Home,My mother said I should bring some wine.,my mother said i should bring some wine,8 +139863,499,121,"Homer Simpson: (INTRIGUED) Hm, the French have gotten into the wine game. Good luck catchin' up with the big boys.",761000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, the French have gotten into the wine game. Good luck catchin' up with the big boys.",hm the french have gotten into the wine game good luck catchin up with the big boys,17 +139864,499,122,Marge Simpson: I'll get a couple glasses.,768000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll get a couple glasses.,ill get a couple glasses,5 +139865,499,123,"Nick: Mrs. Simpson, I'd like your permission to take your daughter to the Doritos Nutrition Fair at the school gym.",772000,TRUE,715,5,Nick,Simpson Home,"Mrs. Simpson, I'd like your permission to take your daughter to the Doritos Nutrition Fair at the school gym.",mrs simpson id like your permission to take your daughter to the doritos nutrition fair at the school gym,19 +139868,499,126,"Marge Simpson: (FIRMLY) You're going with me! But Lisa, after this, I don't want you to spend any more time with this boy. If you do, it'll mean you're a separate person from me.",783000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You're going with me! But Lisa, after this, I don't want you to spend any more time with this boy. If you do, it'll mean you're a separate person from me.",youre going with me but lisa after this i dont want you to spend any more time with this boy if you do itll mean youre a separate person from me,31 +139870,499,128,(Springfield Retirement Castle: INT. RETIREMENT CASTLE - THE NEXT DAY),801000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +139871,499,129,"Lisa Simpson: Mom can't appreciate the kind of boy Nick is, because although I love Dad, he's a completely different creature.",801000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Mom can't appreciate the kind of boy Nick is, because although I love Dad, he's a completely different creature.",mom cant appreciate the kind of boy nick is because although i love dad hes a completely different creature,19 +139872,499,130,"Grampa Simpson: Yeah, there's a lot of fish in the sea, but she picked out a drunken walrus. But you and this Nick fella sound to me like the story of Pyramus and Thisbe.",808000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Yeah, there's a lot of fish in the sea, but she picked out a drunken walrus. But you and this Nick fella sound to me like the story of Pyramus and Thisbe.",yeah theres a lot of fish in the sea but she picked out a drunken walrus but you and this nick fella sound to me like the story of pyramus and thisbe,32 +139873,499,131,"Old Jewish Man: Which inspired Romeo and Juliet, which inspired West Side Story, which inspired me to say ""eh.""",817000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Which inspired Romeo and Juliet, which inspired West Side Story, which inspired me to say ""eh.""",which inspired romeo and juliet which inspired west side story which inspired me to say eh,16 +139874,499,132,Grampa Simpson: (IGNORING HIM) Pyramus and Thisbe were lovers from ancient times!,817000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Pyramus and Thisbe were lovers from ancient times!,pyramus and thisbe were lovers from ancient times,8 +139875,499,133,Grampa Simpson: They lived next door but their families despised each other.,827000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,They lived next door but their families despised each other.,they lived next door but their families despised each other,10 +139876,499,134,"Pyramus' Father: (FLANDERS' VOICE) I don't like to babble on, but I sure do like Babylon-- (DYING SCREAM)",830000,TRUE,6031,79,Pyramus' Father,Springfield Retirement Castle,"I don't like to babble on, but I sure do like Babylon--",i dont like to babble on but i sure do like babylon--,12 +139877,499,135,Grampa Simpson: The lovers had to whisper their sweet nothings through a crack in the wall.,838000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,The lovers had to whisper their sweet nothings through a crack in the wall.,the lovers had to whisper their sweet nothings through a crack in the wall,14 +139878,499,136,Thisbe: (EXCITED) Wait a minute!,842000,TRUE,6032,79,Thisbe,Springfield Retirement Castle,Wait a minute!,wait a minute,3 +139879,499,137,Lisa Simpson: Nick and I met talking through a crack between two booths!,843000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Nick and I met talking through a crack between two booths!,nick and i met talking through a crack between two booths,11 +139880,499,138,Grampa Simpson: And the power of that forbidden smooch made them love each other forever.,848000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,And the power of that forbidden smooch made them love each other forever.,and the power of that forbidden smooch made them love each other forever,13 +139881,499,139,"Lisa Simpson: Man, that company thinks every time it adds a wisecracking parrot to a story, they own it.",861000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Man, that company thinks every time it adds a wisecracking parrot to a story, they own it.",man that company thinks every time it adds a wisecracking parrot to a story they own it,17 +139882,499,140,"Parrot: (HOLDS UP WING) Talk to the wing, Thisbe!",866000,TRUE,6033,79,Parrot,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Talk to the wing, Thisbe!",talk to the wing thisbe,5 +139883,499,141,"Lisa Simpson: Grampa, would you help take me on a foolish romantic mission?",868000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Grampa, would you help take me on a foolish romantic mission?",grampa would you help take me on a foolish romantic mission,11 +139884,499,142,Grampa Simpson: Let me check my schedule.,873000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Let me check my schedule.,let me check my schedule,5 +139885,499,143,Grampa Simpson: That might work... I think I'm free... Tuesday's open...,874000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,That might work... I think I'm free... Tuesday's open...,that might work i think im free tuesdays open,9 +139886,499,144,"Grampa Simpson: You got it, kiddo.",878000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"You got it, kiddo.",you got it kiddo,4 +139887,499,145,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. SprinGFIELD ELEMENTARY - girls bathroom - the next DAY),882000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139888,499,146,"Bart Simpson: (GRIMLY) Legend has it a girl named Eleanor Mackie drowned on this very spot. Now they say if you call her name three times while looking in this mirror, you will die. Milhouse?",882000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Legend has it a girl named Eleanor Mackie drowned on this very spot. Now they say if you call her name three times while looking in this mirror, you will die. Milhouse?",legend has it a girl named eleanor mackie drowned on this very spot now they say if you call her name three times while looking in this mirror you will die milhouse,32 +139889,499,147,"Milhouse Van Houten: Eleanor Mackie. Eleanor Mackie. (A TERRIFIED BEAT, THEN) Eleanor Mackie!",900000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Eleanor Mackie. Eleanor Mackie. Eleanor Mackie!,eleanor mackie eleanor mackie eleanor mackie,6 +139890,499,148,Kids: (SCREAM),900000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139891,499,149,"Lunchlady Dora: Aw, gimme a break.",903000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,"Aw, gimme a break.",aw gimme a break,4 +139920,499,178,"Lou: Chief, we heard gunfire!",1050000,TRUE,91,79,Lou,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Chief, we heard gunfire!",chief we heard gunfire,4 +139892,499,150,Lunchlady Dora: The one day the lunch-lady decides to wash her hands...,908000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,The one day the lunch-lady decides to wash her hands...,the one day the lunch-lady decides to wash her hands,10 +139893,499,151,Bart Simpson: Okay. That was the last school myth and it's officially... cracked.,912000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Okay. That was the last school myth and it's officially... cracked.,okay that was the last school myth and its officially cracked,11 +139894,499,152,"Nelson Muntz: So school is just... everything we see? That's sad, man.",916000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"So school is just... everything we see? That's sad, man.",so school is just everything we see thats sad man,10 +139895,499,153,Bart Simpson: You into cigars now?,927000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You into cigars now?,you into cigars now,4 +139896,499,154,Nelson Muntz: It's a Twix.,928000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,It's a Twix.,its a twix,3 +139897,499,155,Bart Simpson: I can't be the guy who killed everybody's fun. That's Skinner's job.,930000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I can't be the guy who killed everybody's fun. That's Skinner's job.,i cant be the guy who killed everybodys fun thats skinners job,12 +139898,499,156,"Seymour Skinner: (PASSING BY) Don't blame me. You killed the fun, fun-killer. (EXITS)",934000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Don't blame me. You killed the fun, fun-killer.",dont blame me you killed the fun fun-killer,8 +139899,499,157,Groundskeeper Willie: (ANGRY GROWL LIKE DOG),934000,FALSE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139900,499,158,"Bart Simpson: Milhouse, I've just figured out a way to make school cool again.",941000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Milhouse, I've just figured out a way to make school cool again.",milhouse ive just figured out a way to make school cool again,12 +139901,499,159,Milhouse Van Houten: American Girl doll day? You might be surprised at the number of boys who have American Girl dolls. It's not weird 'cause they're historic figures.,944000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,American Girl doll day? You might be surprised at the number of boys who have American Girl dolls. It's not weird 'cause they're historic figures.,american girl doll day you might be surprised at the number of boys who have american girl dolls its not weird cause theyre historic figures,25 +139902,499,160,Bart Simpson: I have found one last myth to destroy -- the so-called legend of Groundskeeper Were-Willie.,959000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I have found one last myth to destroy -- the so-called legend of Groundskeeper Were-Willie.,i have found one last myth to destroy -- the so-called legend of groundskeeper were-willie,15 +139903,499,161,Bart Simpson: (BOLDLY) Prepare to be disappointed!,966000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Prepare to be disappointed!,prepare to be disappointed,4 +139904,499,162,Groundskeeper Willie: (INSANE WOLF HOWL),966000,FALSE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +139905,499,163,"Bart Simpson: Gentlemen, we just created a myth.",978000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Gentlemen, we just created a myth.",gentlemen we just created a myth,6 +139906,499,164,Groundskeeper Willie: Now there's a myth about me I'd like you to correct: (DRAMATIC) I'm not from Edinburgh! I'm also not from Glasgow! I'm from Kirkwall in Orkney! Me father was an Uppie! And me mother was a Doonie! It tore the family apart! (SOBS),981000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Now there's a myth about me I'd like you to correct: I'm not from Edinburgh! I'm also not from Glasgow! I'm from Kirkwall in Orkney! Me father was an Uppie! And me mother was a Doonie! It tore the family apart!,now theres a myth about me id like you to correct im not from edinburgh im also not from glasgow im from kirkwall in orkney me father was an uppie and me mother was a doonie it tore the family apart,41 +139907,499,165,(Springfield Street: EXT. springfield street - later that day),1006000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +139908,499,166,Lisa Simpson: Mulberry Island. We'll kiss there at sunset.,1006000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,Mulberry Island. We'll kiss there at sunset.,mulberry island well kiss there at sunset,7 +139909,499,167,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED) Ow!,1006000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,Ow!,ow,1 +139910,499,168,Chief Wiggum: Pull over. You're wanted for grand theft retirement home -- the TV remote is in your pocket!,1011000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,Pull over. You're wanted for grand theft retirement home -- the TV remote is in your pocket!,pull over youre wanted for grand theft retirement home -- the tv remote is in your pocket,17 +139911,499,169,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Int. Retirement home - continuous),1017000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +139912,499,170,"Voice From Tv: (LOW) Hola! Yo soy Maury Povich! Uno de estos siete hombres es el verdadero padre de este ""crack baby.""",1017000,TRUE,6034,79,Voice From Tv,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Hola! Yo soy Maury Povich! Uno de estos siete hombres es el verdadero padre de este ""crack baby.""",hola yo soy maury povich uno de estos siete hombres es el verdadero padre de este crack baby,18 +139913,499,171,Old Jewish Man: (HORRIFIED) Everyone's speaking Spanish!,1019000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,Everyone's speaking Spanish!,everyones speaking spanish,3 +139914,499,172,"Lisa Simpson: If we stop now, we'll never make it there by sunset.",1027000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"If we stop now, we'll never make it there by sunset.",if we stop now well never make it there by sunset,11 +139915,499,173,"Grampa Simpson: Run, young lovers! I'll take care of the cops!",1032000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Run, young lovers! I'll take care of the cops!",run young lovers ill take care of the cops,9 +139916,499,174,Lisa Simpson: But Grampa...,1035000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,But Grampa...,but grampa,2 +139917,499,175,Grampa Simpson: Go ahead! I ain't afraid of no prison!,1035000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Go ahead! I ain't afraid of no prison!,go ahead i aint afraid of no prison,8 +139918,499,176,"Chief Wiggum: Sir, we're gonna bring you back to your retirement home.",1042000,TRUE,71,79,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Sir, we're gonna bring you back to your retirement home.",sir were gonna bring you back to your retirement home,10 +139921,499,179,Grampa Simpson: Relax! It's just my back...and my hip...spinal column...,1051000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Relax! It's just my back...and my hip...spinal column...,relax its just my backand my hipspinal column,8 +139922,499,180,(COVE: EXT. COVE - almost sunset),1061000,FALSE,NA,4035,NA,COVE,NA,NA,NA +139923,499,181,"Nick: Thanks for the ride, Mr. Spuckler.",1061000,TRUE,715,4035,Nick,COVE,"Thanks for the ride, Mr. Spuckler.",thanks for the ride mr spuckler,6 +139924,499,182,"Cletus Spuckler: Yeah, I don't normally approve of out-breeding, but you two seem nice.",1063000,TRUE,1413,4035,Cletus Spuckler,COVE,"Yeah, I don't normally approve of out-breeding, but you two seem nice.",yeah i dont normally approve of out-breeding but you two seem nice,12 +139925,499,183,Lisa Simpson: We could take this boat.,1069000,TRUE,9,4035,Lisa Simpson,COVE,We could take this boat.,we could take this boat,5 +139926,499,184,Nick: I don't know... This water's a little choppy.,1077000,TRUE,715,4035,Nick,COVE,I don't know... This water's a little choppy.,i dont know this waters a little choppy,8 +139927,499,185,Lisa Simpson: I thought you rowed up the Zambezi without a guide.,1079000,TRUE,9,4035,Lisa Simpson,COVE,I thought you rowed up the Zambezi without a guide.,i thought you rowed up the zambezi without a guide,10 +139928,499,186,Nick: (REMEMBERING HE LIED) Right. Right.,1083000,TRUE,715,4035,Nick,COVE,Right. Right.,right right,2 +139929,499,187,(Simpson Car: Int. Simpson car - continuous),1091000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +139930,499,188,"Homer Simpson: So, Dad, what kind of stupid idea did you put in Lisa's head?",1091000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"So, Dad, what kind of stupid idea did you put in Lisa's head?",so dad what kind of stupid idea did you put in lisas head,13 +139931,499,189,"Grampa Simpson: She wants to steal a kiss, like Pyramus and Thisbe.",1094000,TRUE,31,151,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Car,"She wants to steal a kiss, like Pyramus and Thisbe.",she wants to steal a kiss like pyramus and thisbe,10 +139932,499,190,"Homer Simpson: Did you say ""ultimate Frisbee?""",1098000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Did you say ""ultimate Frisbee?""",did you say ultimate frisbee,5 +139933,499,191,Grampa Simpson: No.,1100000,TRUE,31,151,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Car,No.,no,1 +139934,499,192,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),1100000,FALSE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +139935,499,193,Marge Simpson: (VERY UPSET NOISE),1100000,FALSE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +139936,499,194,Marge Simpson: (GRUNTS OF GREAT EXERTION),1100000,FALSE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +139937,499,195,"Homer Simpson: Women and shoes, am I right?",1121000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Women and shoes, am I right?",women and shoes am i right,6 +139938,499,196,Nick: Your hands are really cold.,1130000,TRUE,715,151,Nick,Simpson Car,Your hands are really cold.,your hands are really cold,5 +139939,499,197,"Lisa Simpson: You know, you were a lot more adventurous at the dessert table.",1134000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,"You know, you were a lot more adventurous at the dessert table.",you know you were a lot more adventurous at the dessert table,12 +139940,499,198,Nick: I sure was! I'm allergic to chocolate!,1138000,TRUE,715,151,Nick,Simpson Car,I sure was! I'm allergic to chocolate!,i sure was im allergic to chocolate,7 +139941,499,199,Lisa Simpson: Shut up and kiss me.,1139000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Shut up and kiss me.,shut up and kiss me,5 +139942,499,200,"Hadley: Lisa, it's Hadley Richardson, Hemingway's first wife. Trust me, you're making a big mistake.",1144000,TRUE,6035,151,Hadley,Simpson Car,"Lisa, it's Hadley Richardson, Hemingway's first wife. Trust me, you're making a big mistake.",lisa its hadley richardson hemingways first wife trust me youre making a big mistake,14 +139943,499,201,"Hadley: If you don't believe me, ask Pauline Pfeiffer.",1150000,TRUE,6035,151,Hadley,Simpson Car,"If you don't believe me, ask Pauline Pfeiffer.",if you dont believe me ask pauline pfeiffer,8 +139944,499,202,Pauline Pfeiffer: I was his second wife. There were two more after me. Tortured writers make horrible husbands.,1153000,TRUE,6036,151,Pauline Pfeiffer,Simpson Car,I was his second wife. There were two more after me. Tortured writers make horrible husbands.,i was his second wife there were two more after me tortured writers make horrible husbands,16 +139945,499,203,"Marlin: (NATHAN LANE VOICE) At least you chose to be with him. I was just swimmin' along, mindin' my own business. Next thing I know, I was hanging on his wall! He used to pee in the fireplace! (CRIES)",1159000,TRUE,6037,151,Marlin,Simpson Car,"At least you chose to be with him. I was just swimmin' along, mindin' my own business. Next thing I know, I was hanging on his wall! He used to pee in the fireplace!",at least you chose to be with him i was just swimmin along mindin my own business next thing i know i was hanging on his wall he used to pee in the fireplace,34 +139946,499,204,"Lisa Simpson: Wait, how long is this love for again?",1171000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,"Wait, how long is this love for again?",wait how long is this love for again,8 +139947,499,205,Nick: Eternity!,1174000,TRUE,715,151,Nick,Simpson Car,Eternity!,eternity,1 +139948,499,206,"Lisa Simpson: Hm, that's a pretty long time.",1175000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,"Hm, that's a pretty long time.",hm thats a pretty long time,6 +139949,499,207,Nick: Now my lips are getting cold.,1177000,TRUE,715,151,Nick,Simpson Car,Now my lips are getting cold.,now my lips are getting cold,6 +139950,499,208,Marge Simpson: (PANTING) Lisa!,1180000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,Lisa!,lisa,1 +139951,499,209,"Nick: This isn't working out. Lisa, I'm sorry that God gave me this gift of lying to girls, for a little while. I'll see you.",1183000,TRUE,715,151,Nick,Simpson Car,"This isn't working out. Lisa, I'm sorry that God gave me this gift of lying to girls, for a little while. I'll see you.",this isnt working out lisa im sorry that god gave me this gift of lying to girls for a little while ill see you,24 +139952,499,210,Marge Simpson: I feel kinda silly I walked all the way out here. You're just fine. You always are.,1195000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,I feel kinda silly I walked all the way out here. You're just fine. You always are.,i feel kinda silly i walked all the way out here youre just fine you always are,17 +139981,500,22,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - a little later),215000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +139982,500,23,(STORM SHELTER: Int. storm shelter - continuous),215000,FALSE,NA,4037,NA,STORM SHELTER,NA,NA,NA +139953,499,211,"Lisa Simpson: Thanks. But I couldn't have done it, Mom. I mean, the person you kiss under a mulberry tree is someone you'll love for the rest of your life.",1202000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,"Thanks. But I couldn't have done it, Mom. I mean, the person you kiss under a mulberry tree is someone you'll love for the rest of your life.",thanks but i couldnt have done it mom i mean the person you kiss under a mulberry tree is someone youll love for the rest of your life,28 +139954,499,212,(THE COVE: Ext. The cove - contINUOUS),1222000,FALSE,NA,4036,NA,THE COVE,NA,NA,NA +139955,499,213,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, ladies! I'm-a comin'!",1222000,TRUE,2,4036,Homer Simpson,THE COVE,"Don't worry, ladies! I'm-a comin'!",dont worry ladies im-a comin,5 +139956,499,214,Homer Simpson: (WATERY ANNOYED GRUNT),1222000,FALSE,2,4036,Homer Simpson,THE COVE,NA,NA,NA +139957,499,215,"Homer Simpson: You know, I heard if a fat guy stops moving, he floats.",1234000,TRUE,2,4036,Homer Simpson,THE COVE,"You know, I heard if a fat guy stops moving, he floats.",you know i heard if a fat guy stops moving he floats,12 +139958,499,216,Homer Simpson: (UNDERWATER ANNOYED GRUNT),1234000,FALSE,2,4036,Homer Simpson,THE COVE,NA,NA,NA +139959,500,0,"Kent Brockman: Good evening. It is with great sadness I inform you that America and China have declared war, and a massive nuclear attack is expected to reach our shores within the hour.",130000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"Good evening. It is with great sadness I inform you that America and China have declared war, and a massive nuclear attack is expected to reach our shores within the hour.",good evening it is with great sadness i inform you that america and china have declared war and a massive nuclear attack is expected to reach our shores within the hour,31 +139960,500,1,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SHRIEK),130000,FALSE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,NA,NA,NA +139961,500,2,Kent Brockman: (CHUCKLES) That's the sort of hypothetical emergency today's disaster preparedness drill is designed to get us ready for.,141000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,That's the sort of hypothetical emergency today's disaster preparedness drill is designed to get us ready for.,thats the sort of hypothetical emergency todays disaster preparedness drill is designed to get us ready for,17 +139962,500,3,Homer Simpson: (RELIEVED NOISE),141000,FALSE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,NA,NA,NA +139963,500,4,Kent Brockman: All Springfielders should now move off the streets and inside their homes. Please avoid the superstitious panic which marked the recent lunar eclipse.,149000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,All Springfielders should now move off the streets and inside their homes. Please avoid the superstitious panic which marked the recent lunar eclipse.,all springfielders should now move off the streets and inside their homes please avoid the superstitious panic which marked the recent lunar eclipse,23 +139964,500,5,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES, THEN TO GRAMPA) Sorry, Dad. I was afraid the dragon wouldn't cough the moon back up.",159000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,"Sorry, Dad. I was afraid the dragon wouldn't cough the moon back up.",sorry dad i was afraid the dragon wouldnt cough the moon back up,13 +139965,500,6,Grampa Simpson: You idjit! The dragon always coughs the moon back up!,163000,TRUE,31,NA,Grampa Simpson,NA,You idjit! The dragon always coughs the moon back up!,you idjit the dragon always coughs the moon back up,10 +139966,500,7,"Lisa Simpson: I know it's futile, but I must again point out there is no dragon.",166000,TRUE,9,NA,Lisa Simpson,NA,"I know it's futile, but I must again point out there is no dragon.",i know its futile but i must again point out there is no dragon,14 +139967,500,8,Homer Simpson: Then why am I paying eight hundred dollars a year in dragon insurance?,170000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,Then why am I paying eight hundred dollars a year in dragon insurance?,then why am i paying eight hundred dollars a year in dragon insurance,13 +139968,500,9,"Lisa Simpson: Again, I maintain that money would be better spent on car insurance.",174000,TRUE,9,NA,Lisa Simpson,NA,"Again, I maintain that money would be better spent on car insurance.",again i maintain that money would be better spent on car insurance,12 +139969,500,10,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. Jeez, pick up a book.",178000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,"Lisa, everyone knows dragons do not attack cars. Jeez, pick up a book.",lisa everyone knows dragons do not attack cars jeez pick up a book,13 +139970,500,11,Lisa Simpson: (FRUSTRATED) I pick up books like you pick up beers!,183000,TRUE,9,NA,Lisa Simpson,NA,I pick up books like you pick up beers!,i pick up books like you pick up beers,9 +139971,500,12,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) Then you have a serious reading problem.,186000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,Then you have a serious reading problem.,then you have a serious reading problem,7 +139972,500,13,"Kent Brockman: Now remember, this is only a drill.",189000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"Now remember, this is only a drill.",now remember this is only a drill,7 +139973,500,14,"Kent Brockman: (TOTAL PANIC) Aaagh! The missiles really are coming! The so-called ""drill"" is just a way to get you into shelters without causing total chaos!",191000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"Aaagh! The missiles really are coming! The so-called ""drill"" is just a way to get you into shelters without causing total chaos!",aaagh the missiles really are coming the so-called drill is just a way to get you into shelters without causing total chaos,22 +139974,500,15,"Kent Brockman: (CALM) Is what I would say, if this weren't a drill.",200000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"Is what I would say, if this weren't a drill.",is what i would say if this werent a drill,10 +139975,500,16,Kent Brockman: (FAINT) This is not a drill!,203000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,This is not a drill!,this is not a drill,5 +139976,500,17,Marge Simpson: Now we're supposed to stay down in our storm cellar for three hours...,206000,TRUE,1,NA,Marge Simpson,NA,Now we're supposed to stay down in our storm cellar for three hours...,now were supposed to stay down in our storm cellar for three hours,13 +139977,500,18,Homer Simpson: So do your farting now.,210000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,So do your farting now.,so do your farting now,5 +139978,500,19,Marge Simpson: Homie! What if that was the last thing you ever said?,212000,TRUE,1,NA,Marge Simpson,NA,Homie! What if that was the last thing you ever said?,homie what if that was the last thing you ever said,11 +139979,500,20,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry. My last words will be ""I can outrun that lion.""",215000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,"Don't worry. My last words will be ""I can outrun that lion.""",dont worry my last words will be i can outrun that lion,12 +139980,500,21,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS),215000,FALSE,1,NA,Marge Simpson,NA,NA,NA,NA +139983,500,24,"Homer Simpson: All right, everybody in!",215000,TRUE,2,4037,Homer Simpson,STORM SHELTER,"All right, everybody in!",all right everybody in,4 +139984,500,25,"Marge Simpson: All right, who's the wisenheimer that's been eating the powdered food?",228000,TRUE,1,4037,Marge Simpson,STORM SHELTER,"All right, who's the wisenheimer that's been eating the powdered food?",all right whos the wisenheimer thats been eating the powdered food,11 +139985,500,26,Bart Simpson: Not me. (COUGHS),232000,TRUE,8,4037,Bart Simpson,STORM SHELTER,Not me.,not me,2 +139986,500,27,Homer Simpson: Two can play at that game.,232000,TRUE,2,4037,Homer Simpson,STORM SHELTER,Two can play at that game.,two can play at that game,6 +139987,500,28,Homer Simpson: (CHOKING NOISE) I can do this... I can do this... (RETCHING NOISE),242000,TRUE,2,4037,Homer Simpson,STORM SHELTER,I can do this... I can do this...,i can do this i can do this,8 +139988,500,29,"Homer Simpson: Boy, I told you an hour ago. Stop that!",255000,TRUE,2,4037,Homer Simpson,STORM SHELTER,"Boy, I told you an hour ago. Stop that!",boy i told you an hour ago stop that,9 +139989,500,30,Bart Simpson: But Bunkerball is keeping us sane!,258000,TRUE,8,4037,Bart Simpson,STORM SHELTER,But Bunkerball is keeping us sane!,but bunkerball is keeping us sane,6 +139990,500,31,"Lisa Simpson: Do we really have to sit here the whole time? I mean, if we went out now, it might be cool to see the town empty.",262000,TRUE,9,4037,Lisa Simpson,STORM SHELTER,"Do we really have to sit here the whole time? I mean, if we went out now, it might be cool to see the town empty.",do we really have to sit here the whole time i mean if we went out now it might be cool to see the town empty,26 +139991,500,32,Bart Simpson: (STOPS BOUNCING BALL) Yeah! I could sneak into the school and write whatever I want on the chalkboard!,269000,TRUE,8,4037,Bart Simpson,STORM SHELTER,Yeah! I could sneak into the school and write whatever I want on the chalkboard!,yeah i could sneak into the school and write whatever i want on the chalkboard,15 +139992,500,33,Lisa Simpson: I could see a planetarium show without the secondhand marijuana!,273000,TRUE,9,4037,Lisa Simpson,STORM SHELTER,I could see a planetarium show without the secondhand marijuana!,i could see a planetarium show without the secondhand marijuana,10 +139993,500,34,Homer Simpson: And I can drive drunk while I'm actually sober!,277000,TRUE,2,4037,Homer Simpson,STORM SHELTER,And I can drive drunk while I'm actually sober!,and i can drive drunk while im actually sober,9 +139994,500,35,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - day),284000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +139995,500,36,"Homer Simpson: It's fun, but not as fun.",284000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,"It's fun, but not as fun.",its fun but not as fun,6 +139996,500,37,Marge Simpson: That's odd.,286000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,That's odd.,thats odd,2 +139997,500,38,Marge Simpson: Why are all those cars parked at City Hall? (POINTS),287000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,Why are all those cars parked at City Hall?,why are all those cars parked at city hall,9 +139998,500,39,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,289000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +139999,500,40,"Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED) If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a town meeting.",291000,TRUE,9,1033,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Streets,"If I didn't know better, I'd say it was a town meeting.",if i didnt know better id say it was a town meeting,12 +140000,500,41,"Marge Simpson: Not without us, it isn't! Pull over.",295000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Not without us, it isn't! Pull over.",not without us it isnt pull over,7 +140001,500,42,(Springfield Town Hall: Int. Town hall - FOYER - moments LATER),303000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +140002,500,43,(TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM: int. town hall meeting room - continuous),303000,FALSE,NA,4038,NA,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +140003,500,44,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Welcome to this secret meeting, made possible by the fake disaster drill. And a special thanks for the hard work of the Mystery And Secrecy Committee.",303000,TRUE,240,4038,Mayor Joe Quimby,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,"Welcome to this secret meeting, made possible by the fake disaster drill. And a special thanks for the hard work of the Mystery And Secrecy Committee.",welcome to this secret meeting made possible by the fake disaster drill and a special thanks for the hard work of the mystery and secrecy committee,26 +140004,500,45,"Cloaked Member: (CHALMERS' VOICE) We have names, you know!",311000,TRUE,6038,4038,Cloaked Member,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,"We have names, you know!",we have names you know,5 +140005,500,46,Mayor Joe Quimby: Quit complaining! You only meet once a month!,313000,TRUE,240,4038,Mayor Joe Quimby,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,Quit complaining! You only meet once a month!,quit complaining you only meet once a month,8 +140006,500,47,"Comic Book Guy: Yes, but the meetings last eight hours!",316000,TRUE,801,4038,Comic Book Guy,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,"Yes, but the meetings last eight hours!",yes but the meetings last eight hours,7 +140007,500,48,Disco Stu: (VERY UPSET) Shut up! Shut up! This is the most fun I have!,318000,TRUE,1867,4038,Disco Stu,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,Shut up! Shut up! This is the most fun I have!,shut up shut up this is the most fun i have,11 +140008,500,49,Mayor Joe Quimby: And now for the reason we are here.,323000,TRUE,240,4038,Mayor Joe Quimby,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,And now for the reason we are here.,and now for the reason we are here,8 +140009,500,50,Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) What's going on? Why is there a picture of us? This isn't good.,327000,TRUE,1,4038,Marge Simpson,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,What's going on? Why is there a picture of us? This isn't good.,whats going on why is there a picture of us this isnt good,13 +140010,500,51,"Homer Simpson: Oh honey, why must you always assume that a huge picture of us, at a secret meeting we weren't told about, is a bad thing?",331000,TRUE,2,4038,Homer Simpson,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,"Oh honey, why must you always assume that a huge picture of us, at a secret meeting we weren't told about, is a bad thing?",oh honey why must you always assume that a huge picture of us at a secret meeting we werent told about is a bad thing,25 +140011,500,52,Mayor Joe Quimby: The results are in: this town has voted unanimously to get rid of Springfield's unending nightmare: the Simpsons.,337000,TRUE,240,4038,Mayor Joe Quimby,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,The results are in: this town has voted unanimously to get rid of Springfield's unending nightmare: the Simpsons.,the results are in this town has voted unanimously to get rid of springfields unending nightmare the simpsons,18 +140012,500,53,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),337000,FALSE,9,4038,Lisa Simpson,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +140013,500,54,Moe Szyslak: They're here! The monsters are here!,347000,TRUE,17,4038,Moe Szyslak,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,They're here! The monsters are here!,theyre here the monsters are here,6 +140014,500,55,"Marge Simpson: Moe, it's me, Marge! I'm your friend!",349000,TRUE,1,4038,Marge Simpson,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,"Moe, it's me, Marge! I'm your friend!",moe its me marge im your friend,7 +140015,500,56,Moe Szyslak: The monster queen is comin' on to me!,353000,TRUE,17,4038,Moe Szyslak,TOWN HALL MEETING ROOM,The monster queen is comin' on to me!,the monster queen is comin on to me,8 +140016,500,57,(Springfield Town Hall: EXT. TOWN HALL - mOMENTS LATER - establishing),361000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +140017,500,58,Lisa Simpson: Why would you want to banish us from Springfield?,361000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Why would you want to banish us from Springfield?,why would you want to banish us from springfield,9 +140018,500,59,"Homer Simpson: Yeah. We're like family to you. I'm talking to you, headphone-bus driver guy.",363000,TRUE,2,48,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"Yeah. We're like family to you. I'm talking to you, headphone-bus driver guy.",yeah were like family to you im talking to you headphone-bus driver guy,13 +140019,500,60,Otto Mann: I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor! Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars!,369000,TRUE,52,48,Otto Mann,Springfield Town Hall,I'll have you know I'm also a hair donor! Salma Hayek wore me to the Oscars!,ill have you know im also a hair donor salma hayek wore me to the oscars,16 +140020,500,61,"Mayor Joe Quimby: This is not about who wore whose hair where. We are here to banish the Simpsons, although we are not pleased to be doing so.",375000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"This is not about who wore whose hair where. We are here to banish the Simpsons, although we are not pleased to be doing so.",this is not about who wore whose hair where we are here to banish the simpsons although we are not pleased to be doing so,25 +140021,500,62,Chief Wiggum: I am!,383000,TRUE,71,48,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Hall,I am!,i am,2 +140022,500,63,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Me too. (CHUCKLE),384000,TRUE,332,48,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Town Hall,Me too.,me too,2 +140023,500,64,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: I feel like a kid at Christmas!,385000,TRUE,598,48,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Springfield Town Hall,I feel like a kid at Christmas!,i feel like a kid at christmas,7 +140024,500,65,Sideshow Bob: I believe you know my position.,387000,TRUE,153,48,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Town Hall,I believe you know my position.,i believe you know my position,6 +140025,500,66,Mayor Joe Quimby: (SOTTO) I know we're all happy-- I'm just trying to spare their feelings.,389000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,I know we're all happy-- I'm just trying to spare their feelings.,i know were all happy-- im just trying to spare their feelings,12 +140026,500,67,Cookie Kwan: Those freaks have no feelings! Even baby never cry!,393000,TRUE,3688,48,Cookie Kwan,Springfield Town Hall,Those freaks have no feelings! Even baby never cry!,those freaks have no feelings even baby never cry,9 +140027,500,68,Cookie Kwan: What baby does that?!,399000,TRUE,3688,48,Cookie Kwan,Springfield Town Hall,What baby does that?!,what baby does that,4 +140028,500,69,Marge Simpson: Why would an entire town go to all this fuss to get rid of one family? What have we done that's so terrible?,401000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Why would an entire town go to all this fuss to get rid of one family? What have we done that's so terrible?,why would an entire town go to all this fuss to get rid of one family what have we done thats so terrible,23 +140029,500,70,Mayor Joe Quimby: I'm glad you asked.,408000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,I'm glad you asked.,im glad you asked,4 +140030,500,71,"Mayor Joe Quimby: The simple fact is, the city is going broke cleaning up after Homer's drunken shenanigans...",409000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"The simple fact is, the city is going broke cleaning up after Homer's drunken shenanigans...",the simple fact is the city is going broke cleaning up after homers drunken shenanigans,15 +140031,500,72,Homer Simpson: We won! Woo hoo!,417000,TRUE,2,48,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,We won! Woo hoo!,we won woo hoo,4 +140032,500,73,Marge Simpson: (ANGRY SOTTO) Homer! That is not banishment-hearing behavior!,419000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Homer! That is not banishment-hearing behavior!,homer that is not banishment-hearing behavior,6 +140033,500,74,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Bart's pranks, which dwindle in humor as they rise in destruction...",422000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"Bart's pranks, which dwindle in humor as they rise in destruction...",barts pranks which dwindle in humor as they rise in destruction,11 +140034,500,75,Mayor Joe Quimby: And Liser's environmental initiatives...,428000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,And Liser's environmental initiatives...,and lisers environmental initiatives,4 +140035,500,76,Marge Simpson: If I may speak.,433000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,If I may speak.,if i may speak,4 +140036,500,77,Mayor Joe Quimby: Um-hm.,434000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,Um-hm.,um-hm,1 +140037,500,78,Marge Simpson: We're not monsters. We're just people. People who love each other and love this town. The only place we've ever called home. (CHOKED-UP SOB) Thank you.,436000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,We're not monsters. We're just people. People who love each other and love this town. The only place we've ever called home. Thank you.,were not monsters were just people people who love each other and love this town the only place weve ever called home thank you,24 +140038,500,79,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Marge, you are a sweet woman and you make us see your family in a more forgiving light.",450000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"Marge, you are a sweet woman and you make us see your family in a more forgiving light.",marge you are a sweet woman and you make us see your family in a more forgiving light,18 +140039,500,80,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED) Thank you.,455000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Thank you.,thank you,2 +140040,500,81,Mayor Joe Quimby: Which is why you're the worst Simpson of all!,456000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,Which is why you're the worst Simpson of all!,which is why youre the worst simpson of all,9 +140041,500,82,Marge Simpson: (INCREDIBLY-SHOCKED NOISE),456000,FALSE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +140042,500,83,Townspeople: (RISING ANGER),456000,FALSE,618,48,Townspeople,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +140043,500,84,"Homer Simpson: Now, now, now just a second here! Now, I know we're not perfect. But, uh, I believe it was Sammy Hagar who said--",460000,TRUE,2,48,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"Now, now, now just a second here! Now, I know we're not perfect. But, uh, I believe it was Sammy Hagar who said--",now now now just a second here now i know were not perfect but uh i believe it was sammy hagar who said--,23 +140044,500,85,Sideshow Mel: Silence!,467000,TRUE,699,48,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Town Hall,Silence!,silence,1 +140045,500,86,"Sideshow Mel: That was an ""inside me"" bone!",470000,TRUE,699,48,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Town Hall,"That was an ""inside me"" bone!",that was an inside me bone,6 +140046,500,87,Townspeople: (ANGRY GRUMBLING),470000,FALSE,618,48,Townspeople,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +140047,500,88,Ned Flanders: Make way for Captain Coolerhead!,476000,TRUE,11,48,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Hall,Make way for Captain Coolerhead!,make way for captain coolerhead,5 +140048,500,89,"Ned Flanders: Now, I like a good old-fashioned witch trial as much as the next person, but I do not think we should be so quick to judge our long-time neighbors...",478000,TRUE,11,48,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Hall,"Now, I like a good old-fashioned witch trial as much as the next person, but I do not think we should be so quick to judge our long-time neighbors...",now i like a good old-fashioned witch trial as much as the next person but i do not think we should be so quick to judge our long-time neighbors,29 +140049,500,90,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Not so fast, Flanders. We knew you'd be the voice of mercy. And we're prepared to answer your concerns.",485000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"Not so fast, Flanders. We knew you'd be the voice of mercy. And we're prepared to answer your concerns.",not so fast flanders we knew youd be the voice of mercy and were prepared to answer your concerns,19 +140050,500,91,Mayor Joe Quimby: Any other objections?,495000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,Any other objections?,any other objections,3 +140051,500,92,(Parking Lot: Ext. parking lot - continuous),496000,FALSE,NA,235,NA,Parking Lot,NA,NA,NA +140052,500,93,Ned Flanders: I withdraw my... diddily... (PASSES OUT),496000,TRUE,11,235,Ned Flanders,Parking Lot,I withdraw my... diddily...,i withdraw my diddily,4 +140053,500,94,(Outskirts Of Town: ext. outskirts of town - day),504000,FALSE,NA,2242,NA,Outskirts Of Town,NA,NA,NA +140054,500,95,"Homer Simpson: (MOANS) I always thought ""tarred and feathered"" was just a figure of speech.",504000,TRUE,2,2242,Homer Simpson,Outskirts Of Town,"I always thought ""tarred and feathered"" was just a figure of speech.",i always thought tarred and feathered was just a figure of speech,12 +140055,500,96,Homer Simpson: (BITTER) Good luck patching potholes and stuffing pillows now!,508000,TRUE,2,2242,Homer Simpson,Outskirts Of Town,Good luck patching potholes and stuffing pillows now!,good luck patching potholes and stuffing pillows now,8 +140056,500,97,"Mayor Joe Quimby: (CLEARS THROAT) Simpsons, in accordance with article six, section two of the town charter...",514000,TRUE,240,2242,Mayor Joe Quimby,Outskirts Of Town,"Simpsons, in accordance with article six, section two of the town charter...",simpsons in accordance with article six section two of the town charter,12 +140057,500,98,"Homer Simpson: (ONE LAST CHANCE) Wait! (OMINOUS) If you banish us, you shall be cursed with a thousand-year drought.",518000,TRUE,2,2242,Homer Simpson,Outskirts Of Town,"Wait! If you banish us, you shall be cursed with a thousand-year drought.",wait if you banish us you shall be cursed with a thousand-year drought,13 +140058,500,99,Homer Simpson: I mean a thousand-year flood!,526000,TRUE,2,2242,Homer Simpson,Outskirts Of Town,I mean a thousand-year flood!,i mean a thousand-year flood,5 +140059,500,100,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT) I mean a thousand years of perfect weather.,530000,TRUE,2,2242,Homer Simpson,Outskirts Of Town,I mean a thousand years of perfect weather.,i mean a thousand years of perfect weather,8 +140060,500,101,Mayor Joe Quimby: Just get out!,533000,TRUE,240,2242,Mayor Joe Quimby,Outskirts Of Town,Just get out!,just get out,3 +140061,500,102,(Highway: ext. highway - night),536000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +140062,500,103,HANK WILLIAMS: I'M A ROLLING STONE / ALL ALONE AND LOST...,536000,TRUE,6039,238,HANK WILLIAMS,Highway,I'M A ROLLING STONE / ALL ALONE AND LOST...,im a rolling stone all alone and lost,8 +140063,500,104,(Car: int. car - continuous),543000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +140064,500,105,HANK WILLIAMS: FOR A LIFE OF SIN / I HAVE PAID THE COST...,543000,TRUE,6039,2,HANK WILLIAMS,Car,FOR A LIFE OF SIN / I HAVE PAID THE COST...,for a life of sin i have paid the cost,10 +140065,500,106,Marge Simpson: (SADLY) That was the last Springfield radio station. Now we just get Shelbyville talk radio. (TURNS DIAL),551000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,That was the last Springfield radio station. Now we just get Shelbyville talk radio.,that was the last springfield radio station now we just get shelbyville talk radio,14 +140066,500,107,"Shelbyville Announcer: If you see a Simpson, do not try to reason with it. Just kill it and turn in the pelt for a free soda.",557000,TRUE,6040,2,Shelbyville Announcer,Car,"If you see a Simpson, do not try to reason with it. Just kill it and turn in the pelt for a free soda.",if you see a simpson do not try to reason with it just kill it and turn in the pelt for a free soda,24 +140067,500,108,"Homer Simpson: Soda, eh?",563000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Soda, eh?",soda eh,2 +140068,500,109,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, where are we going? Do we have a plan?",568000,TRUE,9,2,Lisa Simpson,Car,"Dad, where are we going? Do we have a plan?",dad where are we going do we have a plan,10 +140069,500,110,"Homer Simpson: (SOBS) Oh, let's face it. I'm the one that's brought this fate upon us. And there's only one way out: I've gotta man up. (INCREASINGLY MACHO) Okay, manning up... manning up. Mannning-- (FALSETTO) Girling down! Girling down!",572000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Oh, let's face it. I'm the one that's brought this fate upon us. And there's only one way out: I've gotta man up. Okay, manning up... manning up. Mannning-- Girling down! Girling down!",oh lets face it im the one thats brought this fate upon us and theres only one way out ive gotta man up okay manning up manning up mannning-- girling down girling down,33 +140422,501,216,(ART GALLERY - CONTINUOUS: Int. art gallery - continuous),1049000,FALSE,NA,4047,NA,ART GALLERY - CONTINUOUS,NA,NA,NA +140070,500,111,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Henrietta Hippo, I've got to drain the inchworm.",591000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,"Hey, Henrietta Hippo, I've got to drain the inchworm.",hey henrietta hippo ive got to drain the inchworm,9 +140071,500,112,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED SIGH) Fine.,594000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Fine.,fine,1 +140072,500,113,Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS) Please. Put that down.,604000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Please. Put that down.,please put that down,4 +140073,500,114,Bart Simpson: I just got started!,605000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,I just got started!,i just got started,4 +140074,500,115,Homer Simpson: Not you! Him!,606000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Not you! Him!,not you him,3 +140075,500,116,Mountain Man: You best get back where you belong!,608000,TRUE,3684,2,Mountain Man,Car,You best get back where you belong!,you best get back where you belong,7 +140076,500,117,"Marge Simpson: Please sir, we've been thrown out of a place we've always called home. We just wanna live out our lives in peace.",610000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,"Please sir, we've been thrown out of a place we've always called home. We just wanna live out our lives in peace.",please sir weve been thrown out of a place weve always called home we just wanna live out our lives in peace,22 +140077,500,118,"Mountain Man: (FRIENDLY) Rejected by society, huh? Well, why didn't you say so? Welcome to the off-the-grid, unincorporated settlement we proudly call ""The Outlands!""",617000,TRUE,3684,2,Mountain Man,Car,"Rejected by society, huh? Well, why didn't you say so? Welcome to the off-the-grid, unincorporated settlement we proudly call ""The Outlands!""",rejected by society huh well why didnt you say so welcome to the off-the-grid unincorporated settlement we proudly call the outlands,21 +140078,500,119,"Homer Simpson: We found a new home! When God shuts a door, he opens a window.",621000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"We found a new home! When God shuts a door, he opens a window.",we found a new home when god shuts a door he opens a window,14 +140079,500,120,"Mountain Man: (OMINOUS) Oh, I wouldn't be openin' no windows. Coyotes will take your baby.",636000,TRUE,3684,2,Mountain Man,Car,"Oh, I wouldn't be openin' no windows. Coyotes will take your baby.",oh i wouldnt be openin no windows coyotes will take your baby,12 +140080,500,121,Mountain Man: (SINGING) THE OUT-LANDS!,646000,TRUE,3684,2,Mountain Man,Car,THE OUT-LANDS!,the out-lands,2 +140081,500,122,"Homer Simpson: Eh, I'm sick of watching Fox. Let's get some fresh air. (ENTICING) I got the ATV's right out back.",677000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Eh, I'm sick of watching Fox. Let's get some fresh air. I got the ATV's right out back.",eh im sick of watching fox lets get some fresh air i got the atvs right out back,18 +140082,500,123,Bart Simpson: Should I get my helmet?,683000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,Should I get my helmet?,should i get my helmet,5 +140083,500,124,Homer Simpson: Helmet? That's Springfield talk.,684000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Helmet? That's Springfield talk.,helmet thats springfield talk,4 +140084,500,125,(THE OUTLANDS: ext. the outlands - simpsons' squat - moments later),687000,FALSE,NA,4039,NA,THE OUTLANDS,NA,NA,NA +140085,500,126,Bart Simpson: Is there gas in these?,687000,TRUE,8,4039,Bart Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,Is there gas in these?,is there gas in these,5 +140086,500,127,Homer Simpson: Springfield talk!,688000,TRUE,2,4039,Homer Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,Springfield talk!,springfield talk,2 +140087,500,128,Bart Simpson: Well how are we supposed to get fuel?,690000,TRUE,8,4039,Bart Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,Well how are we supposed to get fuel?,well how are we supposed to get fuel,8 +140088,500,129,Homer Simpson: (DUH) Private plane crashes.,691000,TRUE,2,4039,Homer Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,Private plane crashes.,private plane crashes,3 +140089,500,130,"Lisa Simpson: (BREATHES DEEPLY) Ahhh, smell that unpolluted air! Y'know, I'm glad we're in exile.",694000,TRUE,9,4039,Lisa Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,"Ahhh, smell that unpolluted air! Y'know, I'm glad we're in exile.",ahhh smell that unpolluted air yknow im glad were in exile,11 +140090,500,131,"Homer Simpson: Yep, I never realized how much I hated every single one of my friends and relatives.",699000,TRUE,2,4039,Homer Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,"Yep, I never realized how much I hated every single one of my friends and relatives.",yep i never realized how much i hated every single one of my friends and relatives,16 +140091,500,132,Marge Simpson: I don't think this place is so great.,704000,TRUE,1,4039,Marge Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,I don't think this place is so great.,i dont think this place is so great,8 +140092,500,133,"Marge Simpson: I'm trying to make the best of things, but I'm worried Maggie is falling in with a bad crowd.",709000,TRUE,1,4039,Marge Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,"I'm trying to make the best of things, but I'm worried Maggie is falling in with a bad crowd.",im trying to make the best of things but im worried maggie is falling in with a bad crowd,19 +140093,500,134,Babies: (CHANTING BABY NOISES),709000,FALSE,999,4039,Babies,THE OUTLANDS,NA,NA,NA +140094,500,135,Marge Simpson: (EMOTIONAL) I miss our home and I want to go back.,717000,TRUE,1,4039,Marge Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,I miss our home and I want to go back.,i miss our home and i want to go back,10 +140095,500,136,"Lisa Simpson: It's not perfect here, but it is close to nature and if you have an axe to grind, Wikileaks is right over there.",720000,TRUE,9,4039,Lisa Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,"It's not perfect here, but it is close to nature and if you have an axe to grind, Wikileaks is right over there.",its not perfect here but it is close to nature and if you have an axe to grind wikileaks is right over there,23 +140096,500,137,"Bart Simpson: How're you doin', Mr. Assange?",729000,TRUE,8,4039,Bart Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,"How're you doin', Mr. Assange?",howre you doin mr assange,5 +140097,500,138,"Julian Assange: That's my personal information and you have no right to know about it. (FRIENDLY) Hey, but we're neighbors... would you like to come over for a movie sometime?",730000,TRUE,6041,4039,Julian Assange,THE OUTLANDS,"That's my personal information and you have no right to know about it. Hey, but we're neighbors... would you like to come over for a movie sometime?",thats my personal information and you have no right to know about it hey but were neighbors would you like to come over for a movie sometime,27 +140098,500,139,Marge Simpson: Is it Iraqi journalists being murdered?,740000,TRUE,1,4039,Marge Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,Is it Iraqi journalists being murdered?,is it iraqi journalists being murdered,6 +140159,500,200,"C. Montgomery Burns: Getting a little clingy, aren't we?",990000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Getting a little clingy, aren't we?",getting a little clingy arent we,6 +140099,500,140,Julian Assange: Don't be ridiculous. It's an Afghan wedding being bombed.,742000,TRUE,6041,4039,Julian Assange,THE OUTLANDS,Don't be ridiculous. It's an Afghan wedding being bombed.,dont be ridiculous its an afghan wedding being bombed,9 +140100,500,141,Homer Simpson: Well I've got a really big secret for you... (LOUD WHISPER) I'm not wearing any underwear.,746000,TRUE,2,4039,Homer Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,Well I've got a really big secret for you... I'm not wearing any underwear.,well ive got a really big secret for you im not wearing any underwear,14 +140101,500,142,"Julian Assange: You know, you should really get out less.",752000,TRUE,6041,4039,Julian Assange,THE OUTLANDS,"You know, you should really get out less.",you know you should really get out less,8 +140102,500,143,"Marge Simpson: He's no Ned Flanders. And I miss the Springfield sign and how every street is a dead end. God help me, I even miss Helen Lovejoy criticizing my brownies. (SMALL SOBS)",762000,TRUE,1,4039,Marge Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,"He's no Ned Flanders. And I miss the Springfield sign and how every street is a dead end. God help me, I even miss Helen Lovejoy criticizing my brownies.",hes no ned flanders and i miss the springfield sign and how every street is a dead end god help me i even miss helen lovejoy criticizing my brownies,29 +140103,500,144,"Homer Simpson: Hey baby, banned forever doesn't mean you can't go back sometimes.",775000,TRUE,2,4039,Homer Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,"Hey baby, banned forever doesn't mean you can't go back sometimes.",hey baby banned forever doesnt mean you cant go back sometimes,11 +140104,500,145,Bart Simpson: Yes it does.,779000,TRUE,8,4039,Bart Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,Yes it does.,yes it does,3 +140105,500,146,"Homer Simpson: Pipe down, boy. (TURNS TO MARGE) I'm sneaking you back into Springfield.",780000,TRUE,2,4039,Homer Simpson,THE OUTLANDS,"Pipe down, boy. I'm sneaking you back into Springfield.",pipe down boy im sneaking you back into springfield,9 +140106,500,147,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - city limits - evening),787000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140107,500,148,"Homer Simpson: (""BURNS"") Oh, ""Smithers""!",787000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Oh, ""Smithers""!",oh smithers,2 +140108,500,149,"Marge Simpson: (WORRIED) Homie, these disguises won't fool anyone.",790000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,"Homie, these disguises won't fool anyone.",homie these disguises wont fool anyone,6 +140109,500,150,"Homer Simpson: (IMITATING BURNS) Pish tosh, Smithers, and fiddle-dee-dee! (HOMER VOICE, CHUCKLES) Nailed it!",793000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Pish tosh, Smithers, and fiddle-dee-dee! Nailed it!",pish tosh smithers and fiddle-dee-dee nailed it,7 +140110,500,151,Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there!,797000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,Hold it right there!,hold it right there,4 +140111,500,152,"Chief Wiggum: Mr. Burns! You might catch a cold out this late. You want my jacket? Here, lemme warm my gun up for ya.",799000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"Mr. Burns! You might catch a cold out this late. You want my jacket? Here, lemme warm my gun up for ya.",mr burns you might catch a cold out this late you want my jacket here lemme warm my gun up for ya,22 +140112,500,153,"Homer Simpson: (""BURNS"") Excellent.",807000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Excellent.,excellent,1 +140113,500,154,"Chief Wiggum: Yeah, it wouldn't be you if you didn't say ""excellent.""",809000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"Yeah, it wouldn't be you if you didn't say ""excellent.""",yeah it wouldnt be you if you didnt say excellent,10 +140114,500,155,(Lard Lad Donuts: Ext. lard lad donuts - night),809000,FALSE,NA,1334,NA,Lard Lad Donuts,NA,NA,NA +140115,500,156,"Homer Simpson: (SLIGHTLY TIPSY) You know what's great about you, Marge? After all these years you can still shinny up the donut, and then pull me up after you.",809000,TRUE,2,1334,Homer Simpson,Lard Lad Donuts,"You know what's great about you, Marge? After all these years you can still shinny up the donut, and then pull me up after you.",you know whats great about you marge after all these years you can still shinny up the donut and then pull me up after you,25 +140116,500,157,Marge Simpson: Look! A shooting star!,825000,TRUE,1,1334,Marge Simpson,Lard Lad Donuts,Look! A shooting star!,look a shooting star,4 +140117,500,158,Homer Simpson: Do you ever wonder if there are donut shops on other planets?,829000,TRUE,2,1334,Homer Simpson,Lard Lad Donuts,Do you ever wonder if there are donut shops on other planets?,do you ever wonder if there are donut shops on other planets,12 +140118,500,159,Marge Simpson: (SMILES) On a night like tonight I have to believe there are.,832000,TRUE,1,1334,Marge Simpson,Lard Lad Donuts,On a night like tonight I have to believe there are.,on a night like tonight i have to believe there are,11 +140119,500,160,(Barney's Bowlarama: Ext. Barney's Bowl-A-Rama - night - establishing),842000,FALSE,NA,144,NA,Barney's Bowlarama,NA,NA,NA +140120,500,161,(Barney's Bowlarama: Int. bowl-a-rama - continuous),842000,FALSE,NA,144,NA,Barney's Bowlarama,NA,NA,NA +140121,500,162,Homer Simpson: Strike! Woo hoo!,842000,TRUE,2,144,Homer Simpson,Barney's Bowlarama,Strike! Woo hoo!,strike woo hoo,3 +140122,500,163,Marge Simpson: (SEDUCTIVE) Wanna make out over the foul line?,844000,TRUE,1,144,Marge Simpson,Barney's Bowlarama,Wanna make out over the foul line?,wanna make out over the foul line,7 +140123,500,164,Homer Simpson: (INTENSE) Ever since the day we met.,847000,TRUE,2,144,Homer Simpson,Barney's Bowlarama,Ever since the day we met.,ever since the day we met,6 +140124,500,165,(Springfield: ext. springfield - simpson house - night),854000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140125,500,166,Homer Simpson: The old homestead. Remember when we moved in (WALTER MATTHAU) and I talked like this?,854000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,The old homestead. Remember when we moved in and I talked like this?,the old homestead remember when we moved in and i talked like this,13 +140126,500,167,Marge Simpson: (GIGGLES),854000,FALSE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140127,500,168,"Marge Simpson: (PLEASED, SURPRISED NOISE)",854000,FALSE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140128,500,169,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - continuous),861000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140129,500,170,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) There's no sex like fugitive sex.,861000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,There's no sex like fugitive sex.,theres no sex like fugitive sex,6 +140130,500,171,Jimbo Jones: Home sweet squat.,874000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,Home sweet squat.,home sweet squat,3 +140131,500,172,"DOLPH: Yeah, this place is awesome, but it's not puppy safe, and my little guy's coming tomorrow.",877000,TRUE,146,5,DOLPH,Simpson Home,"Yeah, this place is awesome, but it's not puppy safe, and my little guy's coming tomorrow.",yeah this place is awesome but its not puppy safe and my little guys coming tomorrow,16 +140132,500,173,Homer Simpson: (SCARED) Someone's downstairs!,884000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Someone's downstairs!,someones downstairs,2 +140133,500,174,Jimbo Jones: (COCKS HEAD) I think I heard a pair of underpants being picked up off the ground. Big ones!,888000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,I think I heard a pair of underpants being picked up off the ground. Big ones!,i think i heard a pair of underpants being picked up off the ground big ones,16 +140134,500,175,DOLPH: It's them! Bart's mom and the fat guy!,895000,TRUE,146,5,DOLPH,Simpson Home,It's them! Bart's mom and the fat guy!,its them barts mom and the fat guy,8 +140135,500,176,DOLPH: Let's turn 'em in.,898000,TRUE,146,5,DOLPH,Simpson Home,Let's turn 'em in.,lets turn em in,4 +140136,500,177,"Chief Wiggum: Not so fast. This case was already cracked...by the last person you'd expect -- the Chief of Police! You really thought you could fool me with that Burns and Smithers getup? I mean, I'm not the sharpest pencil in the pencil thing, but I'm at least as smart as a cat. Right, Lou?",899000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Not so fast. This case was already cracked...by the last person you'd expect -- the Chief of Police! You really thought you could fool me with that Burns and Smithers getup? I mean, I'm not the sharpest pencil in the pencil thing, but I'm at least as smart as a cat. Right, Lou?",not so fast this case was already crackedby the last person youd expect -- the chief of police you really thought you could fool me with that burns and smithers getup i mean im not the sharpest pencil in the pencil thing but im at least as smart as a cat right lou,53 +140137,500,178,"Lou: What breed, Chief?",915000,TRUE,91,5,Lou,Simpson Home,"What breed, Chief?",what breed chief,3 +140138,500,179,"Lou: I mean, I saw an Abyssinian once who could change channels.",917000,TRUE,91,5,Lou,Simpson Home,"I mean, I saw an Abyssinian once who could change channels.",i mean i saw an abyssinian once who could change channels,11 +140139,500,180,Chief Wiggum: (ADMITTING) That is pretty smart.,920000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,That is pretty smart.,that is pretty smart,4 +140140,500,181,Homer Simpson: All right! You caught us. What are you gonna do about it? (MOCKING) Throw us out of town again?,922000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,All right! You caught us. What are you gonna do about it? Throw us out of town again?,all right you caught us what are you gonna do about it throw us out of town again,18 +140141,500,182,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Crucify them! And screw the boulder in tight!,926000,TRUE,140,5,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Simpson Home,Crucify them! And screw the boulder in tight!,crucify them and screw the boulder in tight,8 +140142,500,183,Krusty the Clown: Make 'em write monologue jokes!,930000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,Make 'em write monologue jokes!,make em write monologue jokes,5 +140143,500,184,Sideshow Mel: Cancel their subscription to the opera!,931000,TRUE,699,5,Sideshow Mel,Simpson Home,Cancel their subscription to the opera!,cancel their subscription to the opera,6 +140144,500,185,Homer Simpson: We hate opera!,934000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We hate opera!,we hate opera,3 +140145,500,186,Sideshow Mel: Then get them a subscription to the opera!,935000,TRUE,699,5,Sideshow Mel,Simpson Home,Then get them a subscription to the opera!,then get them a subscription to the opera,8 +140146,500,187,Homer Simpson: Nooo!,938000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Nooo!,nooo,1 +140147,500,188,Gil Gunderson: (WILD-EYED) I say shoot 'em!,939000,TRUE,2369,5,Gil Gunderson,Simpson Home,I say shoot 'em!,i say shoot em,4 +140148,500,189,Chief Wiggum: Now hold on just a minute. Nobody said anything about shooting.,940000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,Now hold on just a minute. Nobody said anything about shooting.,now hold on just a minute nobody said anything about shooting,11 +140149,500,190,Gil Gunderson: (CALMLY) I did. Just now.,943000,TRUE,2369,5,Gil Gunderson,Simpson Home,I did. Just now.,i did just now,4 +140150,500,191,"Chief Wiggum: Ah, that's right, you did. Well, all right.",943000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Ah, that's right, you did. Well, all right.",ah thats right you did well all right,8 +140151,500,192,"Marge Simpson: Don't even bother shooting us. We've found a new place that we love. A place that may not have indoor plumbing, but it's got something we treasure more...",950000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't even bother shooting us. We've found a new place that we love. A place that may not have indoor plumbing, but it's got something we treasure more...",dont even bother shooting us weve found a new place that we love a place that may not have indoor plumbing but its got something we treasure more,28 +140152,500,193,Homer Simpson: Yeah. Non-jerks!,962000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah. Non-jerks!,yeah non-jerks,2 +140153,500,194,Homer Simpson: (GASPS),962000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140154,500,195,Mayor Joe Quimby: Maybe he's right. We are jerks.,964000,TRUE,240,5,Mayor Joe Quimby,Simpson Home,Maybe he's right. We are jerks.,maybe hes right we are jerks,6 +140155,500,196,"Mayor Joe Quimby: You want I should spray some of my ""Jerk Off"" on ya?",967000,TRUE,240,5,Mayor Joe Quimby,Simpson Home,"You want I should spray some of my ""Jerk Off"" on ya?",you want i should spray some of my jerk off on ya,12 +140156,500,197,Mayor Joe Quimby: (DISMISSIVE) Eh -- it's okay.,970000,TRUE,240,5,Mayor Joe Quimby,Simpson Home,Eh -- it's okay.,eh -- its okay,4 +140157,500,198,"Mayor Joe Quimby: In our new community, people accept others for who they are. I thought I wanted to come back to my house, but instead, I'm going to go back to my home.",972000,TRUE,240,5,Mayor Joe Quimby,Simpson Home,"In our new community, people accept others for who they are. I thought I wanted to come back to my house, but instead, I'm going to go back to my home.",in our new community people accept others for who they are i thought i wanted to come back to my house but instead im going to go back to my home,31 +140158,500,199,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, bah to them. (LOOKING DOWN) Let's go, Smithers.",986000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Well, bah to them. Let's go, Smithers.",well bah to them lets go smithers,7 +140160,500,201,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, all right.",993000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Oh, all right.",oh all right,3 +140161,500,202,Waylon Smithers: That's all it took? I just had to ask?,996000,TRUE,14,5,Waylon Smithers,Simpson Home,That's all it took? I just had to ask?,thats all it took i just had to ask,9 +140162,500,203,(OUTLANDS: Ext. outlands - day),1004000,FALSE,NA,4040,NA,OUTLANDS,NA,NA,NA +140163,500,204,"Homer Simpson: (HAPPY HUMMING, THEN:) Well, I've tightened the bolt! I think we're good!",1004000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,"Well, I've tightened the bolt! I think we're good!",well ive tightened the bolt i think were good,9 +140164,500,205,Bart Simpson: You sure this is a good idea?,1008000,TRUE,8,4040,Bart Simpson,OUTLANDS,You sure this is a good idea?,you sure this is a good idea,7 +140165,500,206,"Homer Simpson: This is the outlands, boy. Ideas aren't good or bad, they're just free! Power on!",1010000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,"This is the outlands, boy. Ideas aren't good or bad, they're just free! Power on!",this is the outlands boy ideas arent good or bad theyre just free power on,15 +140166,500,207,"Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER, HEAD INSIDE ENGINE) I was wrong, there are bad ideas! There are terrible ideas!",1018000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,"I was wrong, there are bad ideas! There are terrible ideas!",i was wrong there are bad ideas there are terrible ideas,11 +140167,500,208,Homer Simpson: Now I'm over here!,1024000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,Now I'm over here!,now im over here,4 +140168,500,209,Marge Simpson: (ALARMED NOISE),1024000,FALSE,1,4040,Marge Simpson,OUTLANDS,NA,NA,NA +140169,500,210,Bart Simpson: I'm on it.,1028000,TRUE,8,4040,Bart Simpson,OUTLANDS,I'm on it.,im on it,3 +140170,500,211,Lenny Leonard: (EXTREME PAINED NOISE),1028000,FALSE,165,4040,Lenny Leonard,OUTLANDS,NA,NA,NA +140171,500,212,Bart Simpson: (GRIMLY) Lenny Lenford. You're a long way from your barstool.,1037000,TRUE,8,4040,Bart Simpson,OUTLANDS,Lenny Lenford. You're a long way from your barstool.,lenny lenford youre a long way from your barstool,9 +140172,500,213,"Lenny Leonard: (TERRIFIED) I'm-I'm-I'm here as a friend, looking for a better way of life!",1041000,TRUE,165,4040,Lenny Leonard,OUTLANDS,"I'm-I'm-I'm here as a friend, looking for a better way of life!",im-im-im here as a friend looking for a better way of life,12 +140173,500,214,"Homer Simpson: Hey Lenny, welcome aboard.",1053000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,"Hey Lenny, welcome aboard.",hey lenny welcome aboard,4 +140174,500,215,"Homer Simpson: Now, I gotta warn you, if you find a little black thing on your pillow, it won't be a mint.",1057000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,"Now, I gotta warn you, if you find a little black thing on your pillow, it won't be a mint.",now i gotta warn you if you find a little black thing on your pillow it wont be a mint,20 +140175,500,216,Lenny Leonard: I don't mind. I want a fresh start... and so does Carl.,1062000,TRUE,165,4040,Lenny Leonard,OUTLANDS,I don't mind. I want a fresh start... and so does Carl.,i dont mind i want a fresh start and so does carl,12 +140176,500,217,Carl Carlson: Get her off! Get her off!,1065000,TRUE,170,4040,Carl Carlson,OUTLANDS,Get her off! Get her off!,get her off get her off,6 +140177,500,218,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Let her slice off the tip of your ear, and she'll go right to sleep.",1067000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,"Let her slice off the tip of your ear, and she'll go right to sleep.",let her slice off the tip of your ear and shell go right to sleep,15 +140178,500,219,Carl Carlson: No!,1072000,TRUE,170,4040,Carl Carlson,OUTLANDS,No!,no,1 +140179,500,220,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) That's not a choice you get to make.,1072000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,That's not a choice you get to make.,thats not a choice you get to make,8 +140180,500,221,Carl Carlson: This is pretty tasty.,1075000,TRUE,170,4040,Carl Carlson,OUTLANDS,This is pretty tasty.,this is pretty tasty,4 +140181,500,222,Lenny Leonard: Yep. And I like how it's dissolving a hole in the cup.,1076000,TRUE,165,4040,Lenny Leonard,OUTLANDS,Yep. And I like how it's dissolving a hole in the cup.,yep and i like how its dissolving a hole in the cup,12 +140182,500,223,Moe Szyslak: (TRYING TO WIN THEM BACK) Hey! Guys! What can I getcha?,1080000,TRUE,17,4040,Moe Szyslak,OUTLANDS,Hey! Guys! What can I getcha?,hey guys what can i getcha,6 +140183,500,224,Homer Simpson: Forget it. We don't need some big city bartender chargin' us an arm and a leg for something we can do ourselves.,1083000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,Forget it. We don't need some big city bartender chargin' us an arm and a leg for something we can do ourselves.,forget it we dont need some big city bartender chargin us an arm and a leg for something we can do ourselves,22 +140184,500,225,"Moe Szyslak: Sure, sure. I understand. But if you change your minds, I'll be here in this cave.",1090000,TRUE,17,4040,Moe Szyslak,OUTLANDS,"Sure, sure. I understand. But if you change your minds, I'll be here in this cave.",sure sure i understand but if you change your minds ill be here in this cave,16 +140185,500,226,Lenny Leonard: I got a funny feeling our paradise is about to get ruined by unwanted guests.,1097000,TRUE,165,4040,Lenny Leonard,OUTLANDS,I got a funny feeling our paradise is about to get ruined by unwanted guests.,i got a funny feeling our paradise is about to get ruined by unwanted guests,15 +140186,500,227,Carl Carlson: I probably shouldn't have given this place five stars on Yelp.,1101000,TRUE,170,4040,Carl Carlson,OUTLANDS,I probably shouldn't have given this place five stars on Yelp.,i probably shouldnt have given this place five stars on yelp,11 +140187,500,228,"Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) Well, I rented that plane.",1104000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,"Well, I rented that plane.",well i rented that plane,5 +140188,500,229,"Mountain Man: Oh, that tears it! I am not comfortable being this close to medical care. I'm outta here.",1119000,TRUE,3684,4040,Mountain Man,OUTLANDS,"Oh, that tears it! I am not comfortable being this close to medical care. I'm outta here.",oh that tears it i am not comfortable being this close to medical care im outta here,17 +140189,500,230,Marge Simpson: What are you doing here?,1124000,TRUE,1,4040,Marge Simpson,OUTLANDS,What are you doing here?,what are you doing here,5 +140190,500,231,"Mayor Joe Quimby: I, uh, heard everything was goin' great in your new Eden, with one flaw: you lack a corrupt city government.",1127000,TRUE,240,4040,Mayor Joe Quimby,OUTLANDS,"I, uh, heard everything was goin' great in your new Eden, with one flaw: you lack a corrupt city government.",i uh heard everything was goin great in your new eden with one flaw you lack a corrupt city government,20 +140191,500,232,"Homer Simpson: True, true.",1133000,TRUE,2,4040,Homer Simpson,OUTLANDS,"True, true.",true true,2 +140192,500,233,"Gary Chalmers: And a school system that teaches to the test, sneaks the kids the answers and still fails.",1134000,TRUE,1078,4040,Gary Chalmers,OUTLANDS,"And a school system that teaches to the test, sneaks the kids the answers and still fails.",and a school system that teaches to the test sneaks the kids the answers and still fails,17 +140193,500,234,Marge Simpson: Stop! Stop! This is everything we put behind us!,1141000,TRUE,1,4040,Marge Simpson,OUTLANDS,Stop! Stop! This is everything we put behind us!,stop stop this is everything we put behind us,9 +140194,500,235,"Sideshow Mel: You can't leave civilization, Marge. Humanity is an inexorable upward march. Or was till the year two thousand.",1145000,TRUE,699,4040,Sideshow Mel,OUTLANDS,"You can't leave civilization, Marge. Humanity is an inexorable upward march. Or was till the year two thousand.",you cant leave civilization marge humanity is an inexorable upward march or was till the year two thousand,18 +140195,500,236,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I did miss a few things about the grid... like everything!",1153000,TRUE,9,4040,Lisa Simpson,OUTLANDS,"Well, I did miss a few things about the grid... like everything!",well i did miss a few things about the grid like everything,12 +140196,500,237,"Lisa Simpson: Maureen Dowd, we've got a lot of catching up to do.",1163000,TRUE,9,4040,Lisa Simpson,OUTLANDS,"Maureen Dowd, we've got a lot of catching up to do.",maureen dowd weve got a lot of catching up to do,11 +140197,500,238,(Springfield Street: ext. Springfield street - evening),1170000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +140198,500,239,Seymour Skinner: I'm sure someone will come back to tell me where they went. (BEAT) If I go inside they might not find me.,1170000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,I'm sure someone will come back to tell me where they went. If I go inside they might not find me.,im sure someone will come back to tell me where they went if i go inside they might not find me,21 +140199,500,240,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Come on, man, we wouldn't leave you behind.",1205000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,"Come on, man, we wouldn't leave you behind.",come on man we wouldnt leave you behind,8 +140200,500,241,"Seymour Skinner: Bless you, boy!",1208000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,"Bless you, boy!",bless you boy,3 +140201,500,242,Seymour Skinner: Ow!,1212000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,Ow!,ow,1 +140202,500,243,Bart Simpson: Accident! (BEAT) Here comes another one!,1212000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Accident! Here comes another one!,accident here comes another one,5 +140203,500,244,Seymour Skinner: (AS HE BANGS INTO TOWERS) Ow! Ow!,1214000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,Ow! Ow!,ow ow,2 +140204,500,245,Seymour Skinner: (HAPPILY) It's nice to be wanted.,1218000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,It's nice to be wanted.,its nice to be wanted,5 +140205,500,246,Mountain Man: The Outlands!,1264000,TRUE,3684,270,Mountain Man,Springfield Street,The Outlands!,the outlands,2 +140206,501,0,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - morning - establishing),70000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +140207,501,1,Lisa Simpson: Dad? Dad?,70000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Dad? Dad?,dad dad,2 +140208,501,2,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - Homer and Marge's bedroom - continuous),79000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140209,501,3,Homer Simpson: (ALERT) Yes! Awake! Let's do this!,79000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yes! Awake! Let's do this!,yes awake lets do this,5 +140210,501,4,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, I wanted to give you a heads-up. Mom's birthday is tomorrow. It's time to start your annual mad dash around town to get her a present that's not completely insulting.",81000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, I wanted to give you a heads-up. Mom's birthday is tomorrow. It's time to start your annual mad dash around town to get her a present that's not completely insulting.",dad i wanted to give you a heads-up moms birthday is tomorrow its time to start your annual mad dash around town to get her a present thats not completely insulting,31 +140211,501,5,"Homer Simpson: You know sweetie, there was a time when I would've killed for that information, but I'm pleased to announce I've already bought your mother a present.",90000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know sweetie, there was a time when I would've killed for that information, but I'm pleased to announce I've already bought your mother a present.",you know sweetie there was a time when i wouldve killed for that information but im pleased to announce ive already bought your mother a present,26 +140212,501,6,Lisa Simpson: (INCREDIBLY-SHOCKED GASP),90000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140213,501,7,Homer Simpson: And brace yourself: (DRAMATIC) I put some thought into it.,99000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And brace yourself: I put some thought into it.,and brace yourself i put some thought into it,9 +140214,501,8,Lisa Simpson: (EVEN BIGGER SHOCKED GASP),99000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140215,501,9,Homer Simpson: It's a state-of-the-art food mash-'em-upper.,105000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's a state-of-the-art food mash-'em-upper.,its a state-of-the-art food mash-em-upper,5 +140216,501,10,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Wha--? Mom is gonna love that!,108000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Wha--? Mom is gonna love that!,wha-- mom is gonna love that,6 +140217,501,11,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) ""Love""?! Your Mom's gonna feel so good it'll make mere ""love"" seem like chewing tinfoil. Because today I'm getting it autographed.",111000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Love""?! Your Mom's gonna feel so good it'll make mere ""love"" seem like chewing tinfoil. Because today I'm getting it autographed.",love your moms gonna feel so good itll make mere love seem like chewing tinfoil because today im getting it autographed,21 +140218,501,12,Lisa Simpson: By who? Lenny?,122000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,By who? Lenny?,by who lenny,3 +140219,501,13,Homer Simpson: (BOOMING) By the box lady herself!,123000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,By the box lady herself!,by the box lady herself,5 +140220,501,14,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),123000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140221,501,15,Homer Simpson: Yeah. (REPEATS HER IMPRESSED NOISE),128000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah.,yeah,1 +140222,501,16,(Swapper Jack's: Ext. Swapper Jack's market - day - establishing),141000,FALSE,NA,4041,NA,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +140223,501,17,(Swapper Jack's: int. Swapper Jack's - continuous),141000,FALSE,NA,4041,NA,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +140224,501,18,"Homer Simpson: Man, oh man, look at this place! Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise: island something.",141000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"Man, oh man, look at this place! Finally, a supermarket with a clear premise: island something.",man oh man look at this place finally a supermarket with a clear premise island something,16 +140225,501,19,Bart Simpson: It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals!,144000,TRUE,8,4041,Bart Simpson,Swapper Jack's,It's like going to Hawaii without the murderous locals!,its like going to hawaii without the murderous locals,9 +140226,501,20,Lisa Simpson: They have jellies made of fruits I've never heard of!,150000,TRUE,9,4041,Lisa Simpson,Swapper Jack's,They have jellies made of fruits I've never heard of!,they have jellies made of fruits ive never heard of,10 +140227,501,21,"Lisa Simpson: These'll go great with (""BEETEL"") betel nut butter!",153000,TRUE,9,4041,Lisa Simpson,Swapper Jack's,These'll go great with betel nut butter!,thesell go great with betel nut butter,7 +140228,501,22,Homer Simpson: Wow. I don't believe the Simpsons will be shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart anymore.,156000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,Wow. I don't believe the Simpsons will be shopping at the Kwik-E-Mart anymore.,wow i dont believe the simpsons will be shopping at the kwik-e-mart anymore,13 +140229,501,23,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh really?,160000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,Oh really?,oh really,2 +140230,501,24,Homer Simpson: Apu! What are you doing out of your natural habitat?,161000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,Apu! What are you doing out of your natural habitat?,apu what are you doing out of your natural habitat,10 +140231,501,25,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I am finding out who my real customers are, and who is going to cheat on my store with some South-Sea sugar shack!",164000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,"I am finding out who my real customers are, and who is going to cheat on my store with some South-Sea sugar shack!",i am finding out who my real customers are and who is going to cheat on my store with some south-sea sugar shack,23 +140232,501,26,"Lisa Simpson: But at the Kwik-E-Mart, the only fresh fruit is the one banana by the register.",170000,TRUE,9,4041,Lisa Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"But at the Kwik-E-Mart, the only fresh fruit is the one banana by the register.",but at the kwik-e-mart the only fresh fruit is the one banana by the register,15 +140233,501,27,Sideshow Mel: You keep your ice cream right beside the motor oil!,174000,TRUE,699,4041,Sideshow Mel,Swapper Jack's,You keep your ice cream right beside the motor oil!,you keep your ice cream right beside the motor oil,10 +140234,501,28,Nelson Muntz: You sell cigarettes to kids!,178000,TRUE,101,4041,Nelson Muntz,Swapper Jack's,You sell cigarettes to kids!,you sell cigarettes to kids,5 +140235,501,29,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Now see here. I have always considered you cash-giving cows to be my friends. And friends do not betray friends!,180000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,Now see here. I have always considered you cash-giving cows to be my friends. And friends do not betray friends!,now see here i have always considered you cash-giving cows to be my friends and friends do not betray friends,20 +140236,501,30,Homer Simpson: (DEFIANT) Friends are the only people you can betray! And you'd do it in a second for a supermarket that gives free coffee samples!,186000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,Friends are the only people you can betray! And you'd do it in a second for a supermarket that gives free coffee samples!,friends are the only people you can betray and youd do it in a second for a supermarket that gives free coffee samples,23 +140237,501,31,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (DISGUSTED SOUND) Defend yourself, sir!",193000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,"Defend yourself, sir!",defend yourself sir,3 +140238,501,32,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Convenience forever, freshness never!",231000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,"Convenience forever, freshness never!",convenience forever freshness never,4 +140239,501,33,Homer Simpson: Would you sign this for my wife Marge? She's a big fan and her birthday is tomorrow.,241000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,Would you sign this for my wife Marge? She's a big fan and her birthday is tomorrow.,would you sign this for my wife marge shes a big fan and her birthday is tomorrow,17 +140240,501,34,"Paula Paul: (SIGNING BOX) Uh-huh... (LOOKS UP) You know, while I was signing this for your wife, I just cooked up...",246000,TRUE,6042,4041,Paula Paul,Swapper Jack's,"Uh-huh... You know, while I was signing this for your wife, I just cooked up...",uh-huh you know while i was signing this for your wife i just cooked up,15 +140241,501,35,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED NOISE),246000,FALSE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +140242,501,36,Paula Paul: ...a great idea!,252000,TRUE,6042,4041,Paula Paul,Swapper Jack's,...a great idea!,a great idea,3 +140243,501,37,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),252000,FALSE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +140244,501,38,Paula Paul: How would you like it if I called your wife live from my show tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday?,254000,TRUE,6042,4041,Paula Paul,Swapper Jack's,How would you like it if I called your wife live from my show tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday?,how would you like it if i called your wife live from my show tomorrow to wish her a happy birthday,21 +140245,501,39,"Homer Simpson: You would do that? (EXCITED GASP, TO SELF) Oh my God, this might be a Marge's birthday where I get sex!",260000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"You would do that? Oh my God, this might be a Marge's birthday where I get sex!",you would do that oh my god this might be a marges birthday where i get sex,17 +140246,501,40,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - the next day - ESTABLISHING),269000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140247,501,41,Marge Simpson: Ooh! An apron with a sonnet!,269000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Ooh! An apron with a sonnet!,ooh an apron with a sonnet,6 +140248,501,42,"Bart Simpson: Open mine! Quick, before it suffocates!",271000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Open mine! Quick, before it suffocates!",open mine quick before it suffocates,6 +140249,501,43,Marge Simpson: A bunny! Just like the one I had when I was a girl! How did you know?,273000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,A bunny! Just like the one I had when I was a girl! How did you know?,a bunny just like the one i had when i was a girl how did you know,17 +140272,501,66,Bart Simpson: Check it out! It's on TV!,434000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Check it out! It's on TV!,check it out its on tv,6 +140450,501,244,Ron English: (POINTS TO SIGN) No refunds.,1161000,TRUE,6050,1926,Ron English,GALLERY,No refunds.,no refunds,2 +140250,501,44,"Bart Simpson: I saw this picture at Grandma's house, then I hit the pet stores till I found one that looked just like it.",278000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I saw this picture at Grandma's house, then I hit the pet stores till I found one that looked just like it.",i saw this picture at grandmas house then i hit the pet stores till i found one that looked just like it,22 +140251,501,45,"Marge Simpson: Oh Bart, you got me the fluffy pet I've never stopped thinking about!",282000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Bart, you got me the fluffy pet I've never stopped thinking about!",oh bart you got me the fluffy pet ive never stopped thinking about,13 +140252,501,46,"Marge Simpson: Now, last but not least, your present, Homie.",289000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, last but not least, your present, Homie.",now last but not least your present homie,8 +140253,501,47,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS EXCITEMENT) Wait one sec, Marge. Before you open it, you're gonna get a phone call that will make this your most awesome birthday ever.",293000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait one sec, Marge. Before you open it, you're gonna get a phone call that will make this your most awesome birthday ever.",wait one sec marge before you open it youre gonna get a phone call that will make this your most awesome birthday ever,23 +140254,501,48,"Marge Simpson: Well, we're still focused on me instead of watching golf, so that's pretty good.",302000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, we're still focused on me instead of watching golf, so that's pretty good.",well were still focused on me instead of watching golf so thats pretty good,14 +140255,501,49,"Homer Simpson: The only golf we'll watch is ladies' golf, and we're not watching that. (CHECKS WATCH) Now in three... two... one...",307000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"The only golf we'll watch is ladies' golf, and we're not watching that. Now in three... two... one...",the only golf well watch is ladies golf and were not watching that now in three two one,18 +140256,501,50,Homer Simpson: I repeat. One...,317000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I repeat. One...,i repeat one,3 +140257,501,51,Homer Simpson: (DRAWING IT OUT AS LONG AS HE CAN) Onnnnnnneee... (ENDS WITH BIG COUGH),321000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Onnnnnnneee...,onnnnnnneee,1 +140258,501,52,Homer Simpson: (RASPY) ...Onnneee... onnneee...,330000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,...Onnneee... onnneee...,onnneee onnneee,2 +140259,501,53,Marge Simpson: (WEARY) Please don't say one again.,338000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Please don't say one again.,please dont say one again,5 +140260,501,54,Homer Simpson: (ALMOST A WHISPER) Onnneee.,340000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Onnneee.,onnneee,1 +140261,501,55,"Marge Simpson: Homie, whatever it is, it's not happening.",343000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, whatever it is, it's not happening.",homie whatever it is its not happening,7 +140262,501,56,Homer Simpson: This yolk-separating camera-hog was supposed to call you and say happy birthday! From her show!,348000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This yolk-separating camera-hog was supposed to call you and say happy birthday! From her show!,this yolk-separating camera-hog was supposed to call you and say happy birthday from her show,15 +140263,501,57,"Marge Simpson: (SHRUGS SADLY) Well, at least you remembered I like her.",354000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, at least you remembered I like her.",well at least you remembered i like her,8 +140264,501,58,Homer Simpson: A pity kiss?! (IRATE) That tears it! (POINTS TO BOX) I'm gonna call that Paula Paul and give her a piece of my mind!,359000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,A pity kiss?! That tears it! I'm gonna call that Paula Paul and give her a piece of my mind!,a pity kiss that tears it im gonna call that paula paul and give her a piece of my mind,20 +140265,501,59,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) The phone's dead.,366000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The phone's dead.,the phones dead,3 +140266,501,60,"Homer Simpson: Normal, normal, normal, normal... (GREAT SHOCK) uncharacteristic?! (EXAMINES TORN CORD) Hm, a chew-through. What could have...",368000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Normal, normal, normal, normal... uncharacteristic?! Hm, a chew-through. What could have...",normal normal normal normal uncharacteristic hm a chew-through what could have,11 +140267,501,61,Homer Simpson: (SWEET) Aw... I mean (FURIOUS) arrrgh!,379000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Aw... I mean arrrgh!,aw i mean arrrgh,4 +140268,501,62,"Bart Simpson: Aw, he's trying to eat ewectwicity.",379000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, he's trying to eat ewectwicity.",aw hes trying to eat ewectwicity,6 +140269,501,63,Homer Simpson: You let this monster into our home! Where he chewed through our one and only phone cord!,379000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You let this monster into our home! Where he chewed through our one and only phone cord!,you let this monster into our home where he chewed through our one and only phone cord,17 +140270,501,64,Lisa Simpson: Wait! Maybe Paula Paul left a message.,391000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Wait! Maybe Paula Paul left a message.,wait maybe paula paul left a message,7 +140271,501,65,"Paula Paul: Hi, Marge! Paula Paul here, calling live from ""What's On Paula's Windowsill?"", ready to wish you a happy birthday... (DISAPPOINTED) ...but since you're not home yet, we'll go to commercial and call you right back. (BEEP) Hi, Paula Paul, calling back for Marge Simpson! (SLIGHTLY TESTY) Kind of a big moment for you, a little surprised you're not picking up! (BEEP) Marge, this is just plain disrespectful. I bumped a segment to do this and you're making me look like an ass! (BEEP, SOBBING) Screw you, Marge Simpson! Don't read my books and don't make my recipes! May my curse follow you beyond the grave!",394000,TRUE,6042,5,Paula Paul,Simpson Home,"Hi, Marge! Paula Paul here, calling live from ""What's On Paula's Windowsill?"", ready to wish you a happy birthday... ...but since you're not home yet, we'll go to commercial and call you right back. Hi, Paula Paul, calling back for Marge Simpson! Kind of a big moment for you, a little surprised you're not picking up! Marge, this is just plain disrespectful. I bumped a segment to do this and you're making me look like an ass! Screw you, Marge Simpson! Don't read my books and don't make my recipes! May my curse follow you beyond the grave!",hi marge paula paul here calling live from whats on paulas windowsill ready to wish you a happy birthday but since youre not home yet well go to commercial and call you right back hi paula paul calling back for marge simpson kind of a big moment for you a little surprised youre not picking up marge this is just plain disrespectful i bumped a segment to do this and youre making me look like an ass screw you marge simpson dont read my books and dont make my recipes may my curse follow you beyond the grave,98 +140273,501,67,"Paula Paul: (TOTAL VITRIOL) They're booing you, Marge! An audience full of church groups and marines!",436000,TRUE,6042,5,Paula Paul,Simpson Home,"They're booing you, Marge! An audience full of church groups and marines!",theyre booing you marge an audience full of church groups and marines,12 +140274,501,68,"Marine: Marge, go to Hell, Marge!",441000,TRUE,6043,5,Marine,Simpson Home,"Marge, go to Hell, Marge!",marge go to hell marge,5 +140275,501,69,Marge Simpson: I think that's enough birthday fun.,444000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I think that's enough birthday fun.,i think thats enough birthday fun,6 +140276,501,70,"Homer Simpson: (TOTALLY ENRAGED) Why you little... I'm gonna get... (THINKS) No, Homer. You can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that. So instead, boy, I want you to... (ANGRY THINKING NOISES, THEN:) get in that rabbit cage!",450000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Why you little... I'm gonna get... No, Homer. You can't strangle a boy on his mother's birthday. Juries hate that. So instead, boy, I want you to... get in that rabbit cage!",why you little im gonna get no homer you cant strangle a boy on his mothers birthday juries hate that so instead boy i want you to get in that rabbit cage,32 +140277,501,71,"Bart Simpson: No way, man! I'm a free-range kid!",466000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No way, man! I'm a free-range kid!",no way man im a free-range kid,7 +140278,501,72,Homer Simpson: No backtalk! In the cage! Now!,468000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,No backtalk! In the cage! Now!,no backtalk in the cage now,6 +140279,501,73,Homer Simpson: (GRIMLY) Get in there!,472000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Get in there!,get in there,3 +140280,501,74,"Homer Simpson: Son, do you have a minute?",482000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Son, do you have a minute?",son do you have a minute,6 +140281,501,75,Homer Simpson: I've been thinking. I really shouldn't have put you in there and left you there while we were having pizza without you. So I'm gonna let you out with my apologies.,485000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I've been thinking. I really shouldn't have put you in there and left you there while we were having pizza without you. So I'm gonna let you out with my apologies.,ive been thinking i really shouldnt have put you in there and left you there while we were having pizza without you so im gonna let you out with my apologies,31 +140282,501,76,Bart Simpson: Don't wanna come out.,495000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't wanna come out.,dont wanna come out,4 +140283,501,77,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) What?,496000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What?,what,1 +140284,501,78,Bart Simpson: I like it in the cage. These cedar shavings are a helluva lot better than my lumpy mattress.,498000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I like it in the cage. These cedar shavings are a helluva lot better than my lumpy mattress.,i like it in the cage these cedar shavings are a helluva lot better than my lumpy mattress,18 +140285,501,79,"Homer Simpson: (MAD) Boy, get out of that cage!",504000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Boy, get out of that cage!",boy get out of that cage,6 +140286,501,80,"Bart Simpson: But it's my home now, sir.",506000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"But it's my home now, sir.",but its my home now sir,6 +140287,501,81,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE) I'll poke a broom in there! You know I'm capable of it!,508000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll poke a broom in there! You know I'm capable of it!,ill poke a broom in there you know im capable of it,12 +140288,501,82,Bart Simpson: (SHAKING NOISES/CLINGING NOISES),508000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140289,501,83,Bart Simpson: Fine. (MUMBLES),525000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine.,fine,1 +140290,501,84,Homer Simpson: Stupid kid.,528000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid kid.,stupid kid,2 +140291,501,85,Homer Simpson: This isn't comfortable at all! I don't see how a rabbit could possibly--,533000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This isn't comfortable at all! I don't see how a rabbit could possibly--,this isnt comfortable at all i dont see how a rabbit could possibly--,13 +140292,501,86,Homer Simpson: (CONTENTED SNORES),533000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140293,501,87,(Bart's Treehouse: Ext. Bart's treehouse - night - establishing),544000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +140294,501,88,(Bart's Treehouse: Int. treehouse - continuous),544000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +140295,501,89,Bart Simpson: There. Finished.,544000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,There. Finished.,there finished,2 +140296,501,90,Milhouse Van Houten: Awesome revenge -- cutting your Dad's face out of a piece of cardboard!,545000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,Awesome revenge -- cutting your Dad's face out of a piece of cardboard!,awesome revenge -- cutting your dads face out of a piece of cardboard,13 +140297,501,91,"Bart Simpson: No, you dweeb. It's a stencil. I'm gonna take Homer's ugly face and spread it all over town.",550000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"No, you dweeb. It's a stencil. I'm gonna take Homer's ugly face and spread it all over town.",no you dweeb its a stencil im gonna take homers ugly face and spread it all over town,18 +140298,501,92,Milhouse Van Houten: Can I come? Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher. (OBNOXIOUS LAUGH),555000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,Can I come? Every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher.,can i come every vandalism spree needs an obnoxious laugher,10 +140299,501,93,Bart Simpson: You're in.,561000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,You're in.,youre in,2 +140300,501,94,(Groundskeeper Willie's Shack: Ext. Groundskeeper Willie's shack),588000,FALSE,NA,1118,NA,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,NA,NA,NA +140301,501,95,(Ocean: ext. ocean - night),588000,FALSE,NA,945,NA,Ocean,NA,NA,NA +140302,501,96,(SHORE: ext. shore - night),588000,FALSE,NA,882,NA,SHORE,NA,NA,NA +140303,501,97,(Ocean: ext. ocean - night),588000,FALSE,NA,945,NA,Ocean,NA,NA,NA +140304,501,98,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. First church of Springfield),588000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140305,501,99,"Drederick Tatum: Hey, you punks! What're you doing?",588000,TRUE,2065,131,Drederick Tatum,First Church of Springfield,"Hey, you punks! What're you doing?",hey you punks whatre you doing,6 +140484,502,16,Homer Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),101000,FALSE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +140306,501,100,"Drederick Tatum: If you wake up my pigeons they're gonna do their business again. And these days there's no newspapers so I have to put down Amazon Kindles. (FRUSTRATED) I'm like... it's, it's bankrupting me.",592000,TRUE,2065,131,Drederick Tatum,First Church of Springfield,"If you wake up my pigeons they're gonna do their business again. And these days there's no newspapers so I have to put down Amazon Kindles. I'm like... it's, it's bankrupting me.",if you wake up my pigeons theyre gonna do their business again and these days theres no newspapers so i have to put down amazon kindles im like its its bankrupting me,32 +140307,501,101,(SPRINGFIELD - DAY: ext. springfield - day),606000,FALSE,NA,4042,NA,SPRINGFIELD - DAY,NA,NA,NA +140308,501,102,(Car: int. car - continuous),606000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +140309,501,103,"Homer Simpson: (HUMS ""SIMPSONS THEME,"" THEN, TO END FOUR NOTES:) DRI-VING-TO-WORK! (STOPS SINGING, PUZZLED NOISE)",606000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,DRI-VING-TO-WORK!,dri-ving-to-work,1 +140310,501,104,Homer Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS) Wait a minute... that guy on the poster looks familiar.,610000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Wait a minute... that guy on the poster looks familiar.,wait a minute that guy on the poster looks familiar,10 +140311,501,105,"Homer Simpson: (TO SELF IN MIRROR) Don't just stare back at me, come up with a theory! (THEN LOOKING AROUND) Geez, it's all over the place. Holy Moly.",615000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Don't just stare back at me, come up with a theory! Geez, it's all over the place. Holy Moly.",dont just stare back at me come up with a theory geez its all over the place holy moly,19 +140312,501,106,"Chief Wiggum: (INSIDE VAN) Quiet night. Nothin' but the sound of a spray can and kids laughing, heh.",627000,TRUE,71,2,Chief Wiggum,Car,"Quiet night. Nothin' but the sound of a spray can and kids laughing, heh.",quiet night nothin but the sound of a spray can and kids laughing heh,14 +140313,501,107,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - TV room - day),633000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140314,501,108,"Kent Brockman: Tag, we're it! Springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist and his iconic calling-card, which we have dubbed ""Mr. Fatso.""",633000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"Tag, we're it! Springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist and his iconic calling-card, which we have dubbed ""Mr. Fatso.""",tag were it springfield has been hit hard by a mysterious graffiti artist and his iconic calling-card which we have dubbed mr fatso,23 +140315,501,109,"Homer Simpson: Heard about this thing, boy?",636000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Heard about this thing, boy?",heard about this thing boy,5 +140316,501,110,"Bart Simpson: No, no, I'm too concerned with unemployment.",644000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, no, I'm too concerned with unemployment.",no no im too concerned with unemployment,7 +140317,501,111,"Homer Simpson: Hm, sounds like a lie, but what could he be covering up?",646000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, sounds like a lie, but what could he be covering up?",hm sounds like a lie but what could he be covering up,12 +140318,501,112,"Marge Simpson: (ENTERING, ALARMED) Homie, have you seen our stencil budget for this month?",649000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, have you seen our stencil budget for this month?",homie have you seen our stencil budget for this month,10 +140319,501,113,"Homer Simpson: Not now, Marge!",653000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not now, Marge!",not now marge,3 +140320,501,114,"Kent Brockman: Chief, any leads on this ""Vandal Van Gogh?""",654000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"Chief, any leads on this ""Vandal Van Gogh?""",chief any leads on this vandal van gogh,8 +140321,501,115,"Chief Wiggum: I don't traffic in wordplay, Kent. But I do have a message for Mr. ""Prank Lloyd Wright.""",658000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"I don't traffic in wordplay, Kent. But I do have a message for Mr. ""Prank Lloyd Wright.""",i dont traffic in wordplay kent but i do have a message for mr prank lloyd wright,17 +140322,501,116,"Lou: Uh, that's architecture, not painting, Chief.",663000,TRUE,91,5,Lou,Simpson Home,"Uh, that's architecture, not painting, Chief.",uh thats architecture not painting chief,6 +140323,501,117,"Chief Wiggum: They're all artists, Lou! Why don't you open your eyes. (TURNS TO CAMERA) Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry, you may have thumbed your nose at the police...and made yourself into a combination of Robin Hood, Luke Skywalker and, well, every rapper ever...but unless you prove that this wasn't just a one-time spree, and take your controversial art form to the next level, I am not impressed.",666000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"They're all artists, Lou! Why don't you open your eyes. Now, as for Mr. Prank Gehry, you may have thumbed your nose at the police...and made yourself into a combination of Robin Hood, Luke Skywalker and, well, every rapper ever...but unless you prove that this wasn't just a one-time spree, and take your controversial art form to the next level, I am not impressed.",theyre all artists lou why dont you open your eyes now as for mr prank gehry you may have thumbed your nose at the policeand made yourself into a combination of robin hood luke skywalker and well every rapper everbut unless you prove that this wasnt just a one-time spree and take your controversial art form to the next level i am not impressed,64 +140324,501,118,Bart Simpson: (SCARED YELL),666000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140325,501,119,"Homer Simpson: Boy, you like this necklace I just bought?",690000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Boy, you like this necklace I just bought?",boy you like this necklace i just bought,8 +140326,501,120,"Homer Simpson: Pretty dope, don't you think?",692000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Pretty dope, don't you think?",pretty dope dont you think,5 +140327,501,121,Bart Simpson: (RELIEVED SIGH),692000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140328,501,122,(Swapper Jack's: Int. Swapper Jack's - day),696000,FALSE,NA,4041,NA,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +140329,501,123,"Perky Checkout Lady: So, how do you like working at Swapper Jack's?",696000,TRUE,6044,4041,Perky Checkout Lady,Swapper Jack's,"So, how do you like working at Swapper Jack's?",so how do you like working at swapper jacks,9 +140330,501,124,"Snake Jailbird: Hey, after biting off a man's nose in a prison race war, selling pre-cooked pad thai to soccer moms is pretty darn sweet. Here, I'm not Jailbird. I'm just ""Bird.""",699000,TRUE,518,4041,Snake Jailbird,Swapper Jack's,"Hey, after biting off a man's nose in a prison race war, selling pre-cooked pad thai to soccer moms is pretty darn sweet. Here, I'm not Jailbird. I'm just ""Bird.""",hey after biting off a mans nose in a prison race war selling pre-cooked pad thai to soccer moms is pretty darn sweet here im not jailbird im just bird,30 +140331,501,125,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (DESPERATE) This is a stick-them-up!,707000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,This is a stick-them-up!,this is a stick-them-up,4 +140332,501,126,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Because I have a gun, you must stick them up now! Yes, it is loaded, with bullets that you put in my chest. Now empty the cash drawer! Come on!",711000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,"Because I have a gun, you must stick them up now! Yes, it is loaded, with bullets that you put in my chest. Now empty the cash drawer! Come on!",because i have a gun you must stick them up now yes it is loaded with bullets that you put in my chest now empty the cash drawer come on,30 +140333,501,127,"Snake Jailbird: Alright, chill, bro. Just chill.",718000,TRUE,518,4041,Snake Jailbird,Swapper Jack's,"Alright, chill, bro. Just chill.",alright chill bro just chill,5 +140334,501,128,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I will chill you, right between your damn eyes! For once, the Indian has been outsourced!",720000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,"I will chill you, right between your damn eyes! For once, the Indian has been outsourced!",i will chill you right between your damn eyes for once the indian has been outsourced,16 +140335,501,129,"Snake Jailbird: Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. Just give me the piece. You've got a family, dude, or were you lying when you begged for your life?",725000,TRUE,518,4041,Snake Jailbird,Swapper Jack's,"Sh, sh, sh, sh, sh, sh. Just give me the piece. You've got a family, dude, or were you lying when you begged for your life?",sh sh sh sh sh sh just give me the piece youve got a family dude or were you lying when you begged for your life,26 +140336,501,130,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (CRESTFALLEN) Sweet Vishnu the Destroyer, what have I done?",732000,TRUE,208,4041,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Swapper Jack's,"Sweet Vishnu the Destroyer, what have I done?",sweet vishnu the destroyer what have i done,8 +140337,501,131,"Snake Jailbird: It's okay. The jails, they don't have room for us now. Wiggum just makes you do book reports for Ralph. But you have to make 'em so it looks like he's done it. That's kinda the hard part.",736000,TRUE,518,4041,Snake Jailbird,Swapper Jack's,"It's okay. The jails, they don't have room for us now. Wiggum just makes you do book reports for Ralph. But you have to make 'em so it looks like he's done it. That's kinda the hard part.",its okay the jails they dont have room for us now wiggum just makes you do book reports for ralph but you have to make em so it looks like hes done it thats kinda the hard part,38 +140338,501,132,Moe Szyslak: (FURIOUS) Where's this 2006 Beaujolais that's puttin' me out of business?,746000,TRUE,17,4041,Moe Szyslak,Swapper Jack's,Where's this 2006 Beaujolais that's puttin' me out of business?,wheres this 2006 beaujolais thats puttin me out of business,10 +140339,501,133,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's a white wine? And wha- a Swiss cheese? And a peanut butter? And a potato chip? And toilet paper? Wha-what?!",750000,TRUE,17,4041,Moe Szyslak,Swapper Jack's,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! There's a white wine? And wha- a Swiss cheese? And a peanut butter? And a potato chip? And toilet paper? Wha-what?!",whoa whoa whoa whoa theres a white wine and wha- a swiss cheese and a peanut butter and a potato chip and toilet paper wha-what,25 +140340,501,134,(Bart's Treehouse: ext. bart's treehouse - evening - establishing),760000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +140341,501,135,"Lisa Simpson: Yo, mysterious pranksters, it's time for dinner.",760000,TRUE,9,84,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Yo, mysterious pranksters, it's time for dinner.",yo mysterious pranksters its time for dinner,7 +140342,501,136,"Bart Simpson: (PUNCHES PALM) Dammit, she knows! Okay, how do we buy your silence?",764000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Dammit, she knows! Okay, how do we buy your silence?",dammit she knows okay how do we buy your silence,10 +140343,501,137,"Lisa Simpson: (ALL BUSINESS) Just throw in a couple of ""fur is murders.""",767000,TRUE,9,84,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Just throw in a couple of ""fur is murders.""",just throw in a couple of fur is murders,9 +140344,501,138,Bart Simpson: How is fur murder? They're just animals.,767000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,How is fur murder? They're just animals.,how is fur murder theyre just animals,7 +140345,501,139,Lisa Simpson: (CALLING OFF) Da-ad!,773000,TRUE,9,84,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Da-ad!,da-ad,1 +140346,501,140,Bart Simpson: Fine. (ROLLS EYES) Fur's murder. Everything's murder.,774000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Fine. Fur's murder. Everything's murder.,fine furs murder everythings murder,5 +140347,501,141,(SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT: ext. springfield - night),801000,FALSE,NA,3512,NA,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,NA,NA,NA +140348,501,142,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, you've really grown as an artist.",801000,TRUE,25,3512,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Bart, you've really grown as an artist.",bart youve really grown as an artist,7 +140349,501,143,"Bart Simpson: Thanks, Milhouse. We make a great team.",803000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Thanks, Milhouse. We make a great team.",thanks milhouse we make a great team,7 +140350,501,144,Shepard Fairey: Hold it right there!,806000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,Hold it right there!,hold it right there,4 +140351,501,145,Bart Simpson: The jerk in the glasses did everything!,807000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,The jerk in the glasses did everything!,the jerk in the glasses did everything,7 +140352,501,146,Milhouse Van Houten: (WHEEZING) Need... inhaler!,810000,TRUE,25,3512,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,Need... inhaler!,need inhaler,2 +140353,501,147,Milhouse Van Houten: (CHOKING NOISES),810000,FALSE,25,3512,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,NA,NA,NA +140354,501,148,"Bart Simpson: (VERY WORRIED) Oh God, man! Here, drink this paint thinner.",816000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Oh God, man! Here, drink this paint thinner.",oh god man here drink this paint thinner,8 +140355,501,149,Shepard Fairey: So you're the two punks who've been tagging the town. (BEAT) Congratulations.,825000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,So you're the two punks who've been tagging the town. Congratulations.,so youre the two punks whove been tagging the town congratulations,11 +140356,501,150,Milhouse Van Houten: (STARTLED NOISE),825000,FALSE,25,3512,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,NA,NA,NA +140357,501,151,Shepard Fairey: We're street artists.,831000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,We're street artists.,were street artists,3 +140386,501,180,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: But the drumsticks...,937000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,But the drumsticks...,but the drumsticks,3 +140358,501,152,"Robbie Conal: Take that, Ronald Reagan! Even in death you're not safe from me!",834000,TRUE,6046,3512,Robbie Conal,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Take that, Ronald Reagan! Even in death you're not safe from me!",take that ronald reagan even in death youre not safe from me,12 +140359,501,153,"Milhouse Van Houten: (TEASING) Is that graffiti or are you opening up a ""Mommy and Me?""",837000,TRUE,25,3512,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Is that graffiti or are you opening up a ""Mommy and Me?""",is that graffiti or are you opening up a mommy and me,12 +140360,501,154,"Kenny Scharf: (MAD) That's it. You just got yourself a place on the wall, kid.",842000,TRUE,6047,3512,Kenny Scharf,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"That's it. You just got yourself a place on the wall, kid.",thats it you just got yourself a place on the wall kid,12 +140361,501,155,Milhouse Van Houten: Nooo! I've been satirized! Who are you guys?,846000,TRUE,25,3512,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,Nooo! I've been satirized! Who are you guys?,nooo ive been satirized who are you guys,8 +140362,501,156,"Kenny Scharf: (POINTS TO SELF) Kenny Scharf, (POINTS TO ROBBIE CONAL) Robbie Conal.",851000,TRUE,6047,3512,Kenny Scharf,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Kenny Scharf, Robbie Conal.",kenny scharf robbie conal,4 +140363,501,157,Shepard Fairey: I'm Shepard Fairey.,853000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,I'm Shepard Fairey.,im shepard fairey,3 +140364,501,158,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) What was that name again?,854000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,What was that name again?,what was that name again,5 +140365,501,159,Shepard Fairey: Shepard Fairey.,857000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,Shepard Fairey.,shepard fairey,2 +140366,501,160,Nelson Muntz: (IN DISTANCE) Haw haw!,858000,TRUE,101,3512,Nelson Muntz,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,Haw haw!,haw haw,2 +140367,501,161,Milhouse Van Houten: (LAUGH),858000,FALSE,25,3512,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,NA,NA,NA +140368,501,162,"Shepard Fairey: I'm the guy who created the Obama ""Hope"" poster, and the ""Obey"" stickers.",861000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"I'm the guy who created the Obama ""Hope"" poster, and the ""Obey"" stickers.",im the guy who created the obama hope poster and the obey stickers,13 +140369,501,163,"Bart Simpson: Man, you're the talkiest bullies I ever met.",865000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Man, you're the talkiest bullies I ever met.",man youre the talkiest bullies i ever met,8 +140370,501,164,"Shepard Fairey: We're not bullies, we're artists. And so are you. Urban vandalism is now the hottest art form there is.",867000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"We're not bullies, we're artists. And so are you. Urban vandalism is now the hottest art form there is.",were not bullies were artists and so are you urban vandalism is now the hottest art form there is,19 +140371,501,165,"Bart Simpson: Hey, I got an F in art. Mainly so it would say ""fart"" on my report card.",874000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Hey, I got an F in art. Mainly so it would say ""fart"" on my report card.",hey i got an f in art mainly so it would say fart on my report card,17 +140372,501,166,"Shepard Fairey: (LOOKS AROUND) Bart, we would love to set up a gallery show for your street art.",879000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Bart, we would love to set up a gallery show for your street art.",bart we would love to set up a gallery show for your street art,14 +140373,501,167,"Bart Simpson: Well, if it's in a Gallery, how is it street art?",883000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Well, if it's in a Gallery, how is it street art?",well if its in a gallery how is it street art,11 +140374,501,168,"Shepard Fairey: Bart, street art is not about questioning authority.",885000,TRUE,6045,3512,Shepard Fairey,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Bart, street art is not about questioning authority.",bart street art is not about questioning authority,8 +140375,501,169,"Bart Simpson: (THINKS) Well, I'll have to discuss it with my partner.",888000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Well, I'll have to discuss it with my partner.",well ill have to discuss it with my partner,9 +140376,501,170,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, say yes! At the opening, I could wear a sports jacket with a t-shirt and jeans!",891000,TRUE,25,3512,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"Bart, say yes! At the opening, I could wear a sports jacket with a t-shirt and jeans!",bart say yes at the opening i could wear a sports jacket with a t-shirt and jeans,17 +140377,501,171,"Bart Simpson: First, I'm not sure you have the shoulders for it, and second, maybe we've pushed this far enough.",897000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,"First, I'm not sure you have the shoulders for it, and second, maybe we've pushed this far enough.",first im not sure you have the shoulders for it and second maybe weve pushed this far enough,18 +140378,501,172,Thought Bubble Homer: (BULLYING) I put you in a rabbit cage! I poked your flab back in! Square by square!,904000,TRUE,3083,3512,Thought Bubble Homer,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,I put you in a rabbit cage! I poked your flab back in! Square by square!,i put you in a rabbit cage i poked your flab back in square by square,16 +140379,501,173,Bart Simpson: (GRIM) Count me in.,912000,TRUE,8,3512,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD - NIGHT,Count me in.,count me in,3 +140380,501,174,(Kwik-E-Mart: eXT. Kwik-E-Mart - DAY),918000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +140381,501,175,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: (GETS OUT) Apu! It is a miracle!,918000,TRUE,1975,136,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Apu! It is a miracle!,apu it is a miracle,5 +140382,501,176,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (BITTER) What now? Swapper Jack is reuniting Led Zeppelin in aisle six?,921000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,What now? Swapper Jack is reuniting Led Zeppelin in aisle six?,what now swapper jack is reuniting led zeppelin in aisle six,11 +140383,501,177,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Swapper Jack's is closing!,924000,TRUE,1975,136,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Swapper Jack's is closing!,swapper jacks is closing,4 +140384,501,178,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: No! Do not give me false hope like the time they said it was only sextuplets.,926000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,No! Do not give me false hope like the time they said it was only sextuplets.,no do not give me false hope like the time they said it was only sextuplets,16 +140385,501,179,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: It is true! Every successful corporation harbors a terrible secret. Theirs is that what they sell as chicken is actually monkey.,929000,TRUE,1975,136,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,It is true! Every successful corporation harbors a terrible secret. Theirs is that what they sell as chicken is actually monkey.,it is true every successful corporation harbors a terrible secret theirs is that what they sell as chicken is actually monkey,21 +140387,501,181,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Stunted monkey tails.,938000,TRUE,1975,136,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Stunted monkey tails.,stunted monkey tails,3 +140388,501,182,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: And their chicken pot pie?,940000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,And their chicken pot pie?,and their chicken pot pie,5 +140389,501,183,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Monkey pot pie.,941000,TRUE,1975,136,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Monkey pot pie.,monkey pot pie,3 +140390,501,184,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: But how 'bout their rotisserie chi--,942000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,But how 'bout their rotisserie chi--,but how bout their rotisserie chi--,6 +140391,501,185,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Monkey, monkey, monkey! They scoop them up off the streets of Brazil!",944000,TRUE,1975,136,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Monkey, monkey, monkey! They scoop them up off the streets of Brazil!",monkey monkey monkey they scoop them up off the streets of brazil,12 +140392,501,186,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SOMBER) So, we have won. Finally I am lucky at something.",948000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"So, we have won. Finally I am lucky at something.",so we have won finally i am lucky at something,10 +140393,501,187,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: You were lucky at love.,951000,TRUE,1975,136,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,You were lucky at love.,you were lucky at love,5 +140394,501,188,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (NOT THRILLED) Yeah, sure, baby.",953000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Yeah, sure, baby.",yeah sure baby,3 +140395,501,189,(Springfield Street - Day: ext. springfield street - day - later),957000,FALSE,NA,4043,NA,Springfield Street - Day,NA,NA,NA +140396,501,190,"Homer Simpson: Hey Bart, check this out.",957000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,"Hey Bart, check this out.",hey bart check this out,5 +140397,501,191,"Homer Simpson: Look at me, I'm Mr. Fatso! (LAUGHS) It's funny 'cause it's so preposterous.",959000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,"Look at me, I'm Mr. Fatso! It's funny 'cause it's so preposterous.",look at me im mr fatso its funny cause its so preposterous,12 +140398,501,192,Bart Simpson: (NERVOUS LAUGH) Yeah.,966000,TRUE,8,4043,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,Yeah.,yeah,1 +140399,501,193,Milhouse Van Houten: (SMUG LAUGH) We've hit the big time!,968000,TRUE,25,4043,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street - Day,We've hit the big time!,weve hit the big time,5 +140400,501,194,"Bart Simpson: I carumba? (SOTTO) Not so loud! If my Dad hears about the show, he might realize Mr. Fatso is him!",971000,TRUE,8,4043,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,"I carumba? Not so loud! If my Dad hears about the show, he might realize Mr. Fatso is him!",i carumba not so loud if my dad hears about the show he might realize mr fatso is him,19 +140401,501,195,Homer Simpson: (CONFUSED) What the--,978000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,What the--,what the--,2 +140403,501,197,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) What? No! It can't be!,982000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,What? No! It can't be!,what no it cant be,5 +140405,501,199,Homer Simpson: Shut up! I'll fix you!,990000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,Shut up! I'll fix you!,shut up ill fix you,5 +140407,501,201,"Homer Simpson: (OBEDIENT) Yes, master.",999000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,"Yes, master.",yes master,2 +140408,501,202,"Homer Simpson: Here car. Here, boy.",1001000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,"Here car. Here, boy.",here car here boy,4 +140409,501,203,(ART GALLERY - DAY: Int. art gallery - day),1007000,FALSE,NA,4044,NA,ART GALLERY - DAY,NA,NA,NA +140410,501,204,"Jimbo Jones: Excellent installation, dude.",1007000,TRUE,144,4044,Jimbo Jones,ART GALLERY - DAY,"Excellent installation, dude.",excellent installation dude,3 +140411,501,205,DOLPH: And a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket.,1010000,TRUE,146,4044,DOLPH,ART GALLERY - DAY,And a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket.,and a great excuse for me to bust out my courtroom jacket,12 +140412,501,206,"Bart Simpson: Thanks guys, I um... huh, this collar's feelin' pretty tight.",1013000,TRUE,8,4044,Bart Simpson,ART GALLERY - DAY,"Thanks guys, I um... huh, this collar's feelin' pretty tight.",thanks guys i um huh this collars feelin pretty tight,10 +140413,501,207,Bart Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES) Help! Helllp!,1019000,TRUE,8,4044,Bart Simpson,ART GALLERY - DAY,Help! Helllp!,help helllp,2 +140414,501,208,"Bart Simpson: (HAPPILY) Oh, this is just a dream. All I have to do is wake up.",1023000,TRUE,8,4044,Bart Simpson,ART GALLERY - DAY,"Oh, this is just a dream. All I have to do is wake up.",oh this is just a dream all i have to do is wake up,14 +140415,501,209,(Bart's Bed: Int. Bart's bed - night),1028000,FALSE,NA,4045,NA,Bart's Bed,NA,NA,NA +140416,501,210,Homer Simpson: Why you little...,1028000,TRUE,2,4045,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bed,Why you little...,why you little,3 +140417,501,211,Bart Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),1028000,FALSE,8,4045,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bed,NA,NA,NA +140418,501,212,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Pay for your genius!,1028000,TRUE,2,4045,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bed,Pay for your genius!,pay for your genius,4 +140419,501,213,Bart Simpson: (MORE CHOKING),1028000,FALSE,8,4045,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bed,NA,NA,NA +140420,501,214,"Homer Simpson: Oh, what's the use? When a man isn't a hero to his son, he's nothing.",1032000,TRUE,2,4045,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bed,"Oh, what's the use? When a man isn't a hero to his son, he's nothing.",oh whats the use when a man isnt a hero to his son hes nothing,15 +140421,501,215,(Bohemian Art Gallery: ext. Bohemian art gallery - night),1049000,FALSE,NA,4046,NA,Bohemian Art Gallery,NA,NA,NA +140423,501,217,Carl Carlson: I like what used to make a neighborhood look dangerous now makes it look sophisticated.,1049000,TRUE,170,4047,Carl Carlson,ART GALLERY - CONTINUOUS,I like what used to make a neighborhood look dangerous now makes it look sophisticated.,i like what used to make a neighborhood look dangerous now makes it look sophisticated,15 +140424,501,218,Lenny Leonard: I like how the painting makes more than I do.,1053000,TRUE,165,4047,Lenny Leonard,ART GALLERY - CONTINUOUS,I like how the painting makes more than I do.,i like how the painting makes more than i do,10 +140425,501,219,Lisa Simpson: Looks like Dad's not coming.,1055000,TRUE,9,4047,Lisa Simpson,ART GALLERY - CONTINUOUS,Looks like Dad's not coming.,looks like dads not coming,5 +140426,501,220,Marge Simpson: He won't leave the car.,1057000,TRUE,1,4047,Marge Simpson,ART GALLERY - CONTINUOUS,He won't leave the car.,he wont leave the car,5 +140427,501,221,Marge Simpson: I can see how this show might not be to his liking.,1059000,TRUE,1,4047,Marge Simpson,ART GALLERY - CONTINUOUS,I can see how this show might not be to his liking.,i can see how this show might not be to his liking,12 +140428,501,222,(GALLERY: Ext. gallery - continuous),1066000,FALSE,NA,1926,NA,GALLERY,NA,NA,NA +140429,501,223,"Bart Simpson: C'mon, Dad. You made me mad so I got back at you. How was I to know parents had feelings?",1066000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,"C'mon, Dad. You made me mad so I got back at you. How was I to know parents had feelings?",cmon dad you made me mad so i got back at you how was i to know parents had feelings,20 +140430,501,224,"Homer Simpson: (DISTANT, THROUGH WINDOW) Well, we do.",1072000,TRUE,2,1926,Homer Simpson,GALLERY,"Well, we do.",well we do,3 +140431,501,225,Bart Simpson: I wanna show you I understand how you feel. And they say a picture's worth a thousand words:,1074000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,I wanna show you I understand how you feel. And they say a picture's worth a thousand words:,i wanna show you i understand how you feel and they say a pictures worth a thousand words,18 +140432,501,226,Homer Simpson: (SAD) You just ruined my car.,1083000,TRUE,2,1926,Homer Simpson,GALLERY,You just ruined my car.,you just ruined my car,5 +140433,501,227,Bart Simpson: Correction. It's worth ten times as much.,1085000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,Correction. It's worth ten times as much.,correction its worth ten times as much,7 +140434,501,228,"Homer Simpson: (ECSTATIC) Five hundred dollars? Woo-hoo! Thanks, boy.",1088000,TRUE,2,1926,Homer Simpson,GALLERY,"Five hundred dollars? Woo-hoo! Thanks, boy.",five hundred dollars woo-hoo thanks boy,6 +140435,501,229,"Bart Simpson: You're welcome. And from now on, Dad, if anyone laughs at you, they've gotta go through me.",1091000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,"You're welcome. And from now on, Dad, if anyone laughs at you, they've gotta go through me.",youre welcome and from now on dad if anyone laughs at you theyve gotta go through me,17 +140436,501,230,"Homer Simpson: Really, anyone? (POSING A QUESTION) What about the Hulk riding a rhinoceros? Would you stop him from laughing?",1097000,TRUE,2,1926,Homer Simpson,GALLERY,"Really, anyone? What about the Hulk riding a rhinoceros? Would you stop him from laughing?",really anyone what about the hulk riding a rhinoceros would you stop him from laughing,15 +140437,501,231,"Bart Simpson: Wait, is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros?",1103000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,"Wait, is the Hulk laughing, or the rhinoceros?",wait is the hulk laughing or the rhinoceros,8 +140438,501,232,"Homer Simpson: Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why. He's just trying to fit in.",1106000,TRUE,2,1926,Homer Simpson,GALLERY,"Both, but the rhinoceros doesn't know why. He's just trying to fit in.",both but the rhinoceros doesnt know why hes just trying to fit in,13 +140439,501,233,"Bart Simpson: Dad, it's getting cold out here.",1110000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,"Dad, it's getting cold out here.",dad its getting cold out here,6 +140440,501,234,"Bart Simpson: Art lovers and Bart lovers! First of all, I'd like to thank the good folks at Springfield Arts Daily for setting this up.",1112000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,"Art lovers and Bart lovers! First of all, I'd like to thank the good folks at Springfield Arts Daily for setting this up.",art lovers and bart lovers first of all id like to thank the good folks at springfield arts daily for setting this up,23 +140441,501,235,Pompous Arts Editor: Thank you for bringing us a fresh new voice.,1120000,TRUE,6048,1926,Pompous Arts Editor,GALLERY,Thank you for bringing us a fresh new voice.,thank you for bringing us a fresh new voice,9 +140442,501,236,Arts Editors: (KNOWING CHUCKLES),1120000,FALSE,6049,1926,Arts Editors,GALLERY,NA,NA,NA +140443,501,237,Pompous Arts Editor: Yes... yes. Yes.,1122000,TRUE,6048,1926,Pompous Arts Editor,GALLERY,Yes... yes. Yes.,yes yes yes,3 +140444,501,238,"Bart Simpson: As a graffiti artist, there're so many people to thank... people who build walls... nighttime, for being dark...",1125000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,"As a graffiti artist, there're so many people to thank... people who build walls... nighttime, for being dark...",as a graffiti artist therere so many people to thank people who build walls nighttime for being dark,18 +140445,501,239,"Chief Wiggum: Hold it right there, Spray-candy Warhol!",1133000,TRUE,71,1926,Chief Wiggum,GALLERY,"Hold it right there, Spray-candy Warhol!",hold it right there spray-candy warhol,6 +140446,501,240,"Chief Wiggum: Bart Simpson, you're under arrest for tagging the town. This overdue art-quake that taught us all a new way of seeing was actually a police department sting!",1141000,TRUE,71,1926,Chief Wiggum,GALLERY,"Bart Simpson, you're under arrest for tagging the town. This overdue art-quake that taught us all a new way of seeing was actually a police department sting!",bart simpson youre under arrest for tagging the town this overdue art-quake that taught us all a new way of seeing was actually a police department sting,27 +140447,501,241,Bart Simpson: (STUNNED) It was?,1150000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,It was?,it was,2 +140448,501,242,Chief Wiggum: Yeah. Do you think people would be stupid enough to pay for something some amateur put on a wall for nothing?,1152000,TRUE,71,1926,Chief Wiggum,GALLERY,Yeah. Do you think people would be stupid enough to pay for something some amateur put on a wall for nothing?,yeah do you think people would be stupid enough to pay for something some amateur put on a wall for nothing,21 +140449,501,243,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, no indeed! Now if I can just get my three million dollars back...",1157000,TRUE,15,1926,C. Montgomery Burns,GALLERY,"Oh, no indeed! Now if I can just get my three million dollars back...",oh no indeed now if i can just get my three million dollars back,14 +140451,501,245,Waylon Smithers: But he just said the show was a sham.,1163000,TRUE,14,1926,Waylon Smithers,GALLERY,But he just said the show was a sham.,but he just said the show was a sham,9 +140452,501,246,"Ron English: Oh, it is. And I'm just a guy sitting at a table. The only thing that's real is the sign that says ""no refunds.""",1165000,TRUE,6050,1926,Ron English,GALLERY,"Oh, it is. And I'm just a guy sitting at a table. The only thing that's real is the sign that says ""no refunds.""",oh it is and im just a guy sitting at a table the only thing thats real is the sign that says no refunds,24 +140453,501,247,C. Montgomery Burns: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),1165000,FALSE,15,1926,C. Montgomery Burns,GALLERY,NA,NA,NA +140454,501,248,"Bart Simpson: Wait, Chief. I must know... who tipped you off?",1171000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,"Wait, Chief. I must know... who tipped you off?",wait chief i must know who tipped you off,9 +140455,501,249,"Chief Wiggum: Probably shouldn't tell you this, but it was our undercover officer... Shepard Fairey.",1175000,TRUE,71,1926,Chief Wiggum,GALLERY,"Probably shouldn't tell you this, but it was our undercover officer... Shepard Fairey.",probably shouldnt tell you this but it was our undercover officer shepard fairey,13 +140456,501,250,Lisa Simpson: You're an undercover cop?,1182000,TRUE,9,1926,Lisa Simpson,GALLERY,You're an undercover cop?,youre an undercover cop,4 +140457,501,251,"Shepard Fairey: Hey, don't be so surprised. I spent twenty years putting up posters that said ""obey.""",1184000,TRUE,6045,1926,Shepard Fairey,GALLERY,"Hey, don't be so surprised. I spent twenty years putting up posters that said ""obey.""",hey dont be so surprised i spent twenty years putting up posters that said obey,15 +140458,501,252,"Grampa Simpson: (TO SHEPARD FAIREY) What gives, Daddy-O? I thought you were the dean of the underground scene.",1186000,TRUE,31,1926,Grampa Simpson,GALLERY,"What gives, Daddy-O? I thought you were the dean of the underground scene.",what gives daddy-o i thought you were the dean of the underground scene,13 +140459,501,253,Shepard Fairey: I'm not in the business of helping out posers any more. Now I just sell stuff to them.,1194000,TRUE,6045,1926,Shepard Fairey,GALLERY,I'm not in the business of helping out posers any more. Now I just sell stuff to them.,im not in the business of helping out posers any more now i just sell stuff to them,18 +140460,501,254,"Marge Simpson: Wait, wait, wait. He's just a boy! Do you have to put him in jail?",1200000,TRUE,1,1926,Marge Simpson,GALLERY,"Wait, wait, wait. He's just a boy! Do you have to put him in jail?",wait wait wait hes just a boy do you have to put him in jail,15 +140461,501,255,"Chief Wiggum: Well, we've gotta teach him a lesson somehow.",1206000,TRUE,71,1926,Chief Wiggum,GALLERY,"Well, we've gotta teach him a lesson somehow.",well weve gotta teach him a lesson somehow,8 +140462,501,256,"Homer Simpson: Chief, I believe I have the answer in the back of my car.",1210000,TRUE,2,1926,Homer Simpson,GALLERY,"Chief, I believe I have the answer in the back of my car.",chief i believe i have the answer in the back of my car,13 +140463,501,257,Bart Simpson: There you go.. thanks for comin' out... (SIPS SOME WATER FROM THE CAGE BOTTLE),1220000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,There you go.. thanks for comin' out...,there you go thanks for comin out,7 +140464,501,258,Bart Simpson: I need to go to the bathroom.,1226000,TRUE,8,1926,Bart Simpson,GALLERY,I need to go to the bathroom.,i need to go to the bathroom,7 +140465,501,259,Chief Wiggum: Knock yourself out.,1228000,TRUE,71,1926,Chief Wiggum,GALLERY,Knock yourself out.,knock yourself out,3 +140466,501,260,"Chief Wiggum: All right, time's up!",1231000,TRUE,71,1926,Chief Wiggum,GALLERY,"All right, time's up!",all right times up,4 +140467,501,261,"Chief Wiggum: Oh, no! Nooo! No, no, no, no.",1234000,TRUE,71,1926,Chief Wiggum,GALLERY,"Oh, no! Nooo! No, no, no, no.",oh no nooo no no no no,7 +140468,502,0,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: EXT. SPRINGFIELD NUCLEAR PLANT - DAY - ESTABLISHING),40000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140469,502,1,(PLANT: INT. PLANT - HALLWAY - continuous),40000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +140470,502,2,(Supply Closet: Int. Supply closet - continuous),40000,FALSE,NA,2152,NA,Supply Closet,NA,NA,NA +140471,502,3,"Waylon Smithers: (WRITING) ""Item being procured: one standard-size paperclip."" (WEARY SIGH)",40000,TRUE,14,2152,Waylon Smithers,Supply Closet,Item being procured: one standard-size paperclip.,item being procured one standard-size paperclip,6 +140472,502,4,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - later that day - establishing),51000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140473,502,5,(Hallway: Int. Hallway - continuous),51000,FALSE,NA,137,NA,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +140474,502,6,Homer Simpson: Did you guys see that stupid foul call in the game last night?,51000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,Did you guys see that stupid foul call in the game last night?,did you guys see that stupid foul call in the game last night,13 +140475,502,7,Lenny Leonard: See it? We followed the ref home and beat the crap out of him.,54000,TRUE,165,137,Lenny Leonard,Hallway,See it? We followed the ref home and beat the crap out of him.,see it we followed the ref home and beat the crap out of him,14 +140476,502,8,Carl Carlson: I still think that might've been a kid who worked at Foot Locker.,58000,TRUE,170,137,Carl Carlson,Hallway,I still think that might've been a kid who worked at Foot Locker.,i still think that mightve been a kid who worked at foot locker,13 +140477,502,9,"Carl Carlson: Hey, the supply room's open. I better close it.",61000,TRUE,170,137,Carl Carlson,Hallway,"Hey, the supply room's open. I better close it.",hey the supply rooms open i better close it,9 +140478,502,10,Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER) Unguarded stuffff...!,66000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,Unguarded stuffff...!,unguarded stuffff,2 +140479,502,11,Homer Simpson: (FORCING DOOR OPEN WITH MOUTH NOISE),66000,FALSE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +140480,502,12,"Homer Simpson: Attention, lovers of free office supplies! Come and steal things you can easily afford!",72000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,"Attention, lovers of free office supplies! Come and steal things you can easily afford!",attention lovers of free office supplies come and steal things you can easily afford,14 +140481,502,13,(PLANT: int. plant - various places - continuous),101000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +140482,502,14,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Springfield nuCLEAR PLANT - parking lot - end of day),101000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140483,502,15,(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - continuous),101000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +140485,502,17,C. Montgomery Burns: Can someone open this bottle of mother wolf placenta for me?,101000,TRUE,15,29,C. Montgomery Burns,Homer's Car,Can someone open this bottle of mother wolf placenta for me?,can someone open this bottle of mother wolf placenta for me,11 +140486,502,18,"Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE) Mr. Burns! Save me, panic!",104000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Mr. Burns! Save me, panic!",mr burns save me panic,5 +140487,502,19,(STREET OUTSIDE PLANT: EXT. STREET OUTSIDE PLANT - CONTINUOUS),112000,FALSE,NA,4048,NA,STREET OUTSIDE PLANT,NA,NA,NA +140488,502,20,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,112000,TRUE,2,4048,Homer Simpson,STREET OUTSIDE PLANT,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +140489,502,21,(Nuclear Plant Parking Lot: ext. nuclear plant parking lot - continuous),114000,FALSE,NA,797,NA,Nuclear Plant Parking Lot,NA,NA,NA +140490,502,22,C. Montgomery Burns: (GASP) My rubberized bands! My binder clips! (EXTREMELY HORRIFIED GASP) My accordion Post-Its!,114000,TRUE,15,797,C. Montgomery Burns,Nuclear Plant Parking Lot,My rubberized bands! My binder clips! My accordion Post-Its!,my rubberized bands my binder clips my accordion post-its,9 +140491,502,23,Lenny Leonard: (SCARED NOISE),114000,FALSE,165,797,Lenny Leonard,Nuclear Plant Parking Lot,NA,NA,NA +140492,502,24,"C. Montgomery Burns: (HURT AND DISAPPOINTED) Oh Lenny, why would you steal my bear?",123000,TRUE,15,797,C. Montgomery Burns,Nuclear Plant Parking Lot,"Oh Lenny, why would you steal my bear?",oh lenny why would you steal my bear,8 +140493,502,25,Lenny Leonard: (SADLY) I just wanted something to cuddle at night.,126000,TRUE,165,797,Lenny Leonard,Nuclear Plant Parking Lot,I just wanted something to cuddle at night.,i just wanted something to cuddle at night,8 +140494,502,26,"C. Montgomery Burns: That's my cuddle bear! I loved him, I shot him, he's mine!",128000,TRUE,15,797,C. Montgomery Burns,Nuclear Plant Parking Lot,"That's my cuddle bear! I loved him, I shot him, he's mine!",thats my cuddle bear i loved him i shot him hes mine,12 +140495,502,27,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Nuclear plant - the neXT morning - establishinG),133000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140496,502,28,C. Montgomery Burns: It has come to my attention that you lunch-bagging wage-lizards are robbing me blind!,133000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It has come to my attention that you lunch-bagging wage-lizards are robbing me blind!,it has come to my attention that you lunch-bagging wage-lizards are robbing me blind,14 +140497,502,29,"Barney Gumble: If you paid us better, we wouldn't have to steal!",138000,TRUE,18,10,Barney Gumble,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"If you paid us better, we wouldn't have to steal!",if you paid us better we wouldnt have to steal,10 +140498,502,30,C. Montgomery Burns: You don't even work here!,142000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You don't even work here!,you dont even work here,5 +140499,502,31,Barney Gumble: (STARTLED NOISE) You mean I've been calling in sick for nothin'?!,143000,TRUE,18,10,Barney Gumble,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You mean I've been calling in sick for nothin'?!,you mean ive been calling in sick for nothin,9 +140500,502,32,"Barney Gumble: I may not be here tomorrow, that's for sure.",146000,TRUE,18,10,Barney Gumble,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I may not be here tomorrow, that's for sure.",i may not be here tomorrow thats for sure,9 +140501,502,33,C. Montgomery Burns: Only one of you monkeys wasn't caught with his sticky paw in my tin cup... (ADORING) Homer Simpson!,148000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Only one of you monkeys wasn't caught with his sticky paw in my tin cup... Homer Simpson!,only one of you monkeys wasnt caught with his sticky paw in my tin cup homer simpson,17 +140502,502,34,Homer Simpson: (SHEEPISH CHUCKLE) How ya doin' there?,153000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,How ya doin' there?,how ya doin there,4 +140503,502,35,Crowd: (RESENTFUL GRUMBLE),153000,FALSE,75,10,Crowd,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140504,502,36,"Lenny Leonard: He threw us under the bus, and now he's sittin' in the bus driver's lap!",155000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"He threw us under the bus, and now he's sittin' in the bus driver's lap!",he threw us under the bus and now hes sittin in the bus drivers lap,15 +140505,502,37,"C. Montgomery Burns: Now Simpson, how is it that you alone manage to keep your moral compass pointed to true north?",159000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Now Simpson, how is it that you alone manage to keep your moral compass pointed to true north?",now simpson how is it that you alone manage to keep your moral compass pointed to true north,18 +140506,502,38,"Homer Simpson: Well sir, before I do anything I stop and ask myself, ""What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?""",164000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well sir, before I do anything I stop and ask myself, ""What would Jesus and Mr. Burns do?""",well sir before i do anything i stop and ask myself what would jesus and mr burns do,18 +140507,502,39,Carl Carlson: You are garbage made flesh!,164000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You are garbage made flesh!,you are garbage made flesh,5 +140508,502,40,Crowd: (OUTRAGED CATCALLS LIKE PARLIAMENT SHOUTING DOWN OTHER PARTY SPEAKER),164000,FALSE,75,10,Crowd,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140509,502,41,"C. Montgomery Burns: Hush! Now, while Simpson gets the day off, the rest of you will write thirty-page essays entitled ""Homer Simpson: Moral Lodestar.""",175000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hush! Now, while Simpson gets the day off, the rest of you will write thirty-page essays entitled ""Homer Simpson: Moral Lodestar.""",hush now while simpson gets the day off the rest of you will write thirty-page essays entitled homer simpson moral lodestar,21 +140510,502,42,Lenny Leonard: Question: can we have fun with it?,175000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Question: can we have fun with it?,question can we have fun with it,7 +140511,502,43,C. Montgomery Burns: No you may not!,185000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No you may not!,no you may not,4 +140512,502,44,(Lake Springfield: Ext. lake springfield - day),189000,FALSE,NA,250,NA,Lake Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140513,502,45,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Y'know boy, my dad used to take me fishing just like this.",189000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,"Y'know boy, my dad used to take me fishing just like this.",yknow boy my dad used to take me fishing just like this,12 +140514,502,46,Homer Simpson: More angry texts from work!,196000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,More angry texts from work!,more angry texts from work,5 +140515,502,47,Bart Simpson: (WHISTLES) That's a lotta eights!,199000,TRUE,8,250,Bart Simpson,Lake Springfield,That's a lotta eights!,thats a lotta eights,4 +140516,502,48,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I can't believe you got all your friends in trouble, and you got the day off!",202000,TRUE,8,250,Bart Simpson,Lake Springfield,"I can't believe you got all your friends in trouble, and you got the day off!",i cant believe you got all your friends in trouble and you got the day off,16 +140517,502,49,"Homer Simpson: Hey, it's called ""karma."" (SIPS BEER)",206000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,"Hey, it's called ""karma.""",hey its called karma,4 +140518,502,50,"Bart Simpson: Isn't karma where if you do something bad, bad things happen to you?",209000,TRUE,8,250,Bart Simpson,Lake Springfield,"Isn't karma where if you do something bad, bad things happen to you?",isnt karma where if you do something bad bad things happen to you,13 +140519,502,51,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) A common misconception.,213000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,A common misconception.,a common misconception,3 +140520,502,52,"Homer Simpson: Suck it, karma! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you, karma! (COCKY LAUGH) Karma's a bitch, karma!",217000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,"Suck it, karma! Yeah! I'm talkin' to you, karma! Karma's a bitch, karma!",suck it karma yeah im talkin to you karma karmas a bitch karma,13 +140521,502,53,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),226000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140522,502,54,"Homer Simpson: Nothin' better than a lazy Saturday morning, lying in a warm, moist bed. Because weekends are-- (HORRIFIED) Moist?!",226000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Nothin' better than a lazy Saturday morning, lying in a warm, moist bed. Because weekends are-- Moist?!",nothin better than a lazy saturday morning lying in a warm moist bed because weekends are-- moist,17 +140523,502,55,Homer Simpson: I wet the bed! The one embarrassing thing I've never done!,236000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I wet the bed! The one embarrassing thing I've never done!,i wet the bed the one embarrassing thing ive never done,11 +140524,502,56,"Homer Simpson: Marge, from time to time I've heard you speak of a ""washing"" ""machine."" Where would I find this marvelous contraption?",248000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, from time to time I've heard you speak of a ""washing"" ""machine."" Where would I find this marvelous contraption?",marge from time to time ive heard you speak of a washing machine where would i find this marvelous contraption,20 +140525,502,57,Marge Simpson: Why? Are you going to do the laundry?,256000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why? Are you going to do the laundry?,why are you going to do the laundry,8 +140526,502,58,"Homer Simpson: Not just the laundry... (THINKING FAST) That would be weird, and you might ask questions. I wanna do all the chores!",260000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not just the laundry... That would be weird, and you might ask questions. I wanna do all the chores!",not just the laundry that would be weird and you might ask questions i wanna do all the chores,19 +140528,502,60,"Homer Simpson: Don't yell at me, brain! (POINTS TO SHEETS) This happened on your watch! You have two jobs: thinking and bladder control!",268000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't yell at me, brain! This happened on your watch! You have two jobs: thinking and bladder control!",dont yell at me brain this happened on your watch you have two jobs thinking and bladder control,18 +140530,502,62,"Homer Simpson: I like to watch Lamar Odom play X-Box while his giant wife yells at him. Is that so nuts? (BEAT, BRAIN DOESN'T ANSWER) Huh? Yeah, shut you up.",277000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I like to watch Lamar Odom play X-Box while his giant wife yells at him. Is that so nuts? Huh? Yeah, shut you up.",i like to watch lamar odom play x-box while his giant wife yells at him is that so nuts huh yeah shut you up,24 +140531,502,63,"Homer Simpson: Now, I'm sure yesterday's incident of urination domination was a one-time deal. But just to make sure...",291000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, I'm sure yesterday's incident of urination domination was a one-time deal. But just to make sure...",now im sure yesterdays incident of urination domination was a one-time deal but just to make sure,17 +140532,502,64,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),291000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140533,502,65,Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN) Why can't I cork my wang-wine?,300000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why can't I cork my wang-wine?,why cant i cork my wang-wine,6 +140534,502,66,Thought Bubble Apu: (SING-SONGY) Ho-mer! You do not yet understand the meaning of kar-ma!,304000,TRUE,6051,5,Thought Bubble Apu,Simpson Home,Ho-mer! You do not yet understand the meaning of kar-ma!,ho-mer you do not yet understand the meaning of kar-ma,10 +140535,502,67,Homer Simpson: But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?,308000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But isn't karma just an expression of the dharma?,but isnt karma just an expression of the dharma,9 +140536,502,68,"Thought Bubble Apu: (SHOCKED SPUTTERING, THEN) That is beside the point, okay? If something bad is happening to you, it must be because of something you did to others.",312000,TRUE,6051,5,Thought Bubble Apu,Simpson Home,"That is beside the point, okay? If something bad is happening to you, it must be because of something you did to others.",that is beside the point okay if something bad is happening to you it must be because of something you did to others,23 +140537,502,69,"Homer Simpson: (REALIZING GASP) Deep down, I must be feeling guilty about getting my friends in trouble! And my problem won't stop till I make things right with them. But first, a little more sleep.",319000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Deep down, I must be feeling guilty about getting my friends in trouble! And my problem won't stop till I make things right with them. But first, a little more sleep.",deep down i must be feeling guilty about getting my friends in trouble and my problem wont stop till i make things right with them but first a little more sleep,31 +140640,502,172,(Therapist's Office: Int. Therapist's OFFICE - moments later),734000,FALSE,NA,3319,NA,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +140538,502,70,"Thought Bubble Apu: (SNORING NOISES) / (GASPS AND ""GETTING SMOTHERED"" NOISES)",319000,TRUE,6051,5,Thought Bubble Apu,Simpson Home,/,NA,0 +140539,502,71,(Springfield Park: ext. springfield park - day),334000,FALSE,NA,739,NA,Springfield Park,NA,NA,NA +140540,502,72,"Female Worker: This is the best ""I'm sorry"" party Homer's ever thrown.",334000,TRUE,586,739,Female Worker,Springfield Park,"This is the best ""I'm sorry"" party Homer's ever thrown.",this is the best im sorry party homers ever thrown,10 +140541,502,73,Lenny Leonard: Who the hell are you?,337000,TRUE,165,739,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Park,Who the hell are you?,who the hell are you,5 +140542,502,74,"Homer Simpson: (DOLING OUT BURGERS) I'm sorry. Cheese on that? Sorry. Hey, Lenny. Sorry.",338000,TRUE,2,739,Homer Simpson,Springfield Park,"I'm sorry. Cheese on that? Sorry. Hey, Lenny. Sorry.",im sorry cheese on that sorry hey lenny sorry,9 +140543,502,75,"Homer Simpson: One more announcement: make sure you whack ""piñata me"" and not real me.",343000,TRUE,2,739,Homer Simpson,Springfield Park,"One more announcement: make sure you whack ""piñata me"" and not real me.",one more announcement make sure you whack piñata me and not real me,13 +140544,502,76,Carl Carlson: (IMPRESSED) A lot of work went into this thing.,344000,TRUE,170,739,Carl Carlson,Springfield Park,A lot of work went into this thing.,a lot of work went into this thing,8 +140545,502,77,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS FOR ACCEPTANCE) So, I gotta know... do you guys forgive me?",358000,TRUE,2,739,Homer Simpson,Springfield Park,"So, I gotta know... do you guys forgive me?",so i gotta know do you guys forgive me,9 +140546,502,78,Crowd: (AFFIRMATIVE CHEERS),358000,FALSE,75,739,Crowd,Springfield Park,NA,NA,NA +140547,502,79,Carl Carlson: Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix!,363000,TRUE,170,739,Carl Carlson,Springfield Park,Ain't no problem that free food and free booze won't fix!,aint no problem that free food and free booze wont fix,11 +140548,502,80,Homer Simpson: Free? Uh...,367000,TRUE,2,739,Homer Simpson,Springfield Park,Free? Uh...,free uh,2 +140549,502,81,Homer Simpson: Free it is!,370000,TRUE,2,739,Homer Simpson,Springfield Park,Free it is!,free it is,3 +140550,502,82,Crowd: (HUGE CHEER),370000,FALSE,75,739,Crowd,Springfield Park,NA,NA,NA +140551,502,83,"Homer Simpson: (SINCERELY MOVED) Thanks, guys. (TO SELF) Tomorrow morning my sheets will be as dry as the surface of Mars except for the poles.",373000,TRUE,2,739,Homer Simpson,Springfield Park,"Thanks, guys. Tomorrow morning my sheets will be as dry as the surface of Mars except for the poles.",thanks guys tomorrow morning my sheets will be as dry as the surface of mars except for the poles,19 +140552,502,84,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - first thing next morning),388000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140553,502,85,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Homer and Marge's bedroom - continuous),388000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +140554,502,86,"Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY-SHOCKED NOISES, THEN:) What the?! Wet again?! (MOANS) I did the right thing for nothing! (GRIM) There's only one solution left.",388000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,What the?! Wet again?! I did the right thing for nothing! There's only one solution left.,what the wet again i did the right thing for nothing theres only one solution left,16 +140555,502,87,(Enormous Store: Ext. ENORMOUS STORE - day),411000,FALSE,NA,4049,NA,Enormous Store,NA,NA,NA +140556,502,88,Store Worker: (BOOMING VOICE) Homer Simpson! You forgot your receipt for your adult bedwetting product! Homer Simpson! Are you there?,411000,TRUE,6052,4049,Store Worker,Enormous Store,Homer Simpson! You forgot your receipt for your adult bedwetting product! Homer Simpson! Are you there?,homer simpson you forgot your receipt for your adult bedwetting product homer simpson are you there,16 +140557,502,89,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - master bedroom - evening),426000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140558,502,90,Homer Simpson: Okay... Place detection pad here... connect alarm hookup... there!,426000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay... Place detection pad here... connect alarm hookup... there!,okay place detection pad here connect alarm hookup there,9 +140559,502,91,Homer Simpson: Now that's what I call looking out for number one. (CHUCKLES),436000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now that's what I call looking out for number one.,now thats what i call looking out for number one,10 +140560,502,92,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED YELP) What's going on?,445000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What's going on?,whats going on,3 +140561,502,93,"Homer Simpson: Um, uh... probably just the fire alarm -- try to go back to sleep.",447000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Um, uh... probably just the fire alarm -- try to go back to sleep.",um uh probably just the fire alarm -- try to go back to sleep,14 +140562,502,94,"Homer Simpson: (HITTING NOISES, THEN) You stupid...",451000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You stupid...,you stupid,2 +140563,502,95,"Bart Simpson: (LAUGHS, THEN) What's goin' on? Is this a joke?",456000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What's goin' on? Is this a joke?,whats goin on is this a joke,7 +140564,502,96,"Homer Simpson: (SOMBER) Son, I'm afraid the Uralarm Whiz-no-more 9000 is no joke.",458000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Son, I'm afraid the Uralarm Whiz-no-more 9000 is no joke.",son im afraid the uralarm whiz-no-more 9000 is no joke,10 +140565,502,97,Lisa Simpson: What is going on?,463000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What is going on?,what is going on,4 +140566,502,98,"Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Kids, there's something I have to tell you -- your mother and I are wetting the bed.",466000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Kids, there's something I have to tell you -- your mother and I are wetting the bed.",kids theres something i have to tell you -- your mother and i are wetting the bed,17 +140567,502,99,Marge Simpson: We're wetting the bed?,470000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We're wetting the bed?,were wetting the bed,4 +140568,502,100,"Homer Simpson: Hey, when you were pregnant everything was ""we.""",472000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, when you were pregnant everything was ""we.""",hey when you were pregnant everything was we,8 +140569,502,101,Marge Simpson: (KISSING NOISES),472000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140570,502,102,Homer Simpson: What?,483000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What?,what,1 +140774,503,10,"Homer Simpson: (VERY VIOLENT, NEAR-DEATH CHOKING NOISES)",59000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140571,502,103,"Marge Simpson: I'm sorry, Homie. A diaper just isn't sexy.",484000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, Homie. A diaper just isn't sexy.",im sorry homie a diaper just isnt sexy,8 +140572,502,104,Homer Simpson: What about Cupid? He's smokin' hot.,488000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What about Cupid? He's smokin' hot.,what about cupid hes smokin hot,6 +140573,502,105,Marge Simpson: He's a baby with wings!,491000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,He's a baby with wings!,hes a baby with wings,5 +140574,502,106,"Homer Simpson: Marge, it's not the diaper, it's what's inside. (CHUCKLES)",493000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, it's not the diaper, it's what's inside.",marge its not the diaper its whats inside,8 +140575,502,107,Homer Simpson: (STRIPPER-TYPE BRASSY BEAT) BUM-BA-BUM-BA / BUM-BA-BUM-BA...,504000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,BUM-BA-BUM-BA / BUM-BA-BUM-BA...,bum-ba-bum-ba bum-ba-bum-ba,2 +140576,502,108,Marge Simpson: (SADLY) That's just not doing it for me.,504000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's just not doing it for me.,thats just not doing it for me,7 +140577,502,109,Homer Simpson: (SAD NOISE),504000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140578,502,110,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Simpson bedroom - continuous),524000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +140579,502,111,(Streets Of Springfield: Ext. Streets of sPRINGFIELD - night),524000,FALSE,NA,1523,NA,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140580,502,112,Professor Jonathan Frink: (DOPPLER FLYING THROUGH THE AIR NOISE),524000,FALSE,442,1523,Professor Jonathan Frink,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140581,502,113,"Marge Simpson: Professor Frink, are you all right?",524000,TRUE,1,1523,Marge Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,"Professor Frink, are you all right?",professor frink are you all right,6 +140582,502,114,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh yes, yes, I'm fine, my dear. I was just trying to get past the New York Times pay-wall and then kaboy! And what brings you out in the middle of the night?",526000,TRUE,442,1523,Professor Jonathan Frink,Streets Of Springfield,"Oh yes, yes, I'm fine, my dear. I was just trying to get past the New York Times pay-wall and then kaboy! And what brings you out in the middle of the night?",oh yes yes im fine my dear i was just trying to get past the new york times pay-wall and then kaboy and what brings you out in the middle of the night,33 +140583,502,115,Marge Simpson: It's kind of embarrassing...,535000,TRUE,1,1523,Marge Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,It's kind of embarrassing...,its kind of embarrassing,4 +140584,502,116,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Yes, I heard about your husband's bedwetting problem.",537000,TRUE,442,1523,Professor Jonathan Frink,Streets Of Springfield,"Yes, I heard about your husband's bedwetting problem.",yes i heard about your husbands bedwetting problem,8 +140585,502,117,Marge Simpson: How do you know about it?,540000,TRUE,1,1523,Marge Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,How do you know about it?,how do you know about it,6 +140586,502,118,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Tweeted by Bart, re-tweeted by Krusty.",542000,TRUE,442,1523,Professor Jonathan Frink,Streets Of Springfield,"Tweeted by Bart, re-tweeted by Krusty.",tweeted by bart re-tweeted by krusty,6 +140587,502,119,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR),542000,FALSE,1,1523,Marge Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140588,502,120,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Well, perhaps I can help -- you see, I have invented a device that allows you to enter someone else's dreams, and explore their subconscious.",546000,TRUE,442,1523,Professor Jonathan Frink,Streets Of Springfield,"Well, perhaps I can help -- you see, I have invented a device that allows you to enter someone else's dreams, and explore their subconscious.",well perhaps i can help -- you see i have invented a device that allows you to enter someone elses dreams and explore their subconscious,25 +140589,502,121,Marge Simpson: (PUTTING IT TOGETHER) ...so we can go inside Homer's sleeping mind and find out why he's wetting the bed.,554000,TRUE,1,1523,Marge Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,...so we can go inside Homer's sleeping mind and find out why he's wetting the bed.,so we can go inside homers sleeping mind and find out why hes wetting the bed,16 +140590,502,122,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Uh yes, in fact, I just used it to cure another Springfielder of his particular obsession.",559000,TRUE,442,1523,Professor Jonathan Frink,Streets Of Springfield,"Uh yes, in fact, I just used it to cure another Springfielder of his particular obsession.",uh yes in fact i just used it to cure another springfielder of his particular obsession,16 +140591,502,123,Disco Stu: Normal Stu likes normal things!,564000,TRUE,1867,1523,Disco Stu,Streets Of Springfield,Normal Stu likes normal things!,normal stu likes normal things,5 +140592,502,124,Marge Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE),564000,FALSE,1,1523,Marge Simpson,Streets Of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140593,502,125,(Simpson Home: Ext. SiMPSON HOUSE - night - establishing),572000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140594,502,126,(LIVING ROOM: Int. living room - continuous),572000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +140595,502,127,Lisa Simpson: We're actually entering Dad's dreams?,572000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,We're actually entering Dad's dreams?,were actually entering dads dreams,5 +140596,502,128,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Yes, yes, you see it's the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your father's secret shame.",575000,TRUE,442,47,Professor Jonathan Frink,LIVING ROOM,"Yes, yes, you see it's the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your father's secret shame.",yes yes you see its the only way you can uncover the psychological trauma that is causing your fathers secret shame,21 +140597,502,129,Marge Simpson: Why does Maggie have to go?,583000,TRUE,1,47,Marge Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Why does Maggie have to go?,why does maggie have to go,6 +140598,502,130,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (SHARPLY) What am I, a babysitter?!",585000,TRUE,442,47,Professor Jonathan Frink,LIVING ROOM,"What am I, a babysitter?!",what am i a babysitter,5 +140599,502,131,(SKI MOUNTAIN: Ext. Ski mountain - day),598000,FALSE,NA,4050,NA,SKI MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +140600,502,132,"Homer Simpson: (SLALOMING NOISES THEN:) Hey, guys! Whatcha doing in my dream?",598000,TRUE,2,4050,Homer Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,"Hey, guys! Whatcha doing in my dream?",hey guys whatcha doing in my dream,7 +140601,502,133,Bart Simpson: Trying to fix your broken brain.,600000,TRUE,8,4050,Bart Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,Trying to fix your broken brain.,trying to fix your broken brain,6 +141734,506,198,Homer Simpson: (PANICKED) What do I do?,905000,TRUE,2,40,Homer Simpson,Bar,What do I do?,what do i do,4 +140602,502,134,Homer Simpson: My brain's fine! In my dreams I'm an intermediate skier!,602000,TRUE,2,4050,Homer Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,My brain's fine! In my dreams I'm an intermediate skier!,my brains fine in my dreams im an intermediate skier,10 +140603,502,135,Scary Voice: (EVIL BOOMING LAUGH),602000,FALSE,3763,4050,Scary Voice,SKI MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +140604,502,136,Homer Simpson: Ski patrol! Everyone be cool!,614000,TRUE,2,4050,Homer Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,Ski patrol! Everyone be cool!,ski patrol everyone be cool,5 +140605,502,137,Marge Simpson: It's Death! I recognize him from fortieth-birthday cards!,616000,TRUE,1,4050,Marge Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,It's Death! I recognize him from fortieth-birthday cards!,its death i recognize him from fortieth-birthday cards,8 +140606,502,138,"Marge Simpson: (SKIS UP ALONGSIDE) Homie, this might be a clue! What's in that coffin could be behind your nighttime oopsies!",622000,TRUE,1,4050,Marge Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,"Homie, this might be a clue! What's in that coffin could be behind your nighttime oopsies!",homie this might be a clue whats in that coffin could be behind your nighttime oopsies,16 +140607,502,139,Death: (SCORNFUL) You wet the bed?!,628000,TRUE,3919,4050,Death,SKI MOUNTAIN,You wet the bed?!,you wet the bed,4 +140608,502,140,"Homer Simpson: Great, now Death knows.",629000,TRUE,2,4050,Homer Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,"Great, now Death knows.",great now death knows,4 +140609,502,141,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SHRIEK),629000,FALSE,2,4050,Homer Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +140610,502,142,Marge Simpson: What do you see?,638000,TRUE,1,4050,Marge Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,What do you see?,what do you see,4 +140611,502,143,Homer Simpson: Um nothing... typical dream nonsense.,639000,TRUE,2,4050,Homer Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,Um nothing... typical dream nonsense.,um nothing typical dream nonsense,5 +140612,502,144,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED SCREAM),639000,FALSE,9,4050,Lisa Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +140613,502,145,"Marge Simpson: Relax, everyone knows that if you die in a dream, you just wake up!",645000,TRUE,1,4050,Marge Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,"Relax, everyone knows that if you die in a dream, you just wake up!",relax everyone knows that if you die in a dream you just wake up,14 +140614,502,146,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh, uh, actually, because I neglected to install the latest Adobe Acrobat update, if you die in the dream, you die in real life.",652000,TRUE,442,4050,Professor Jonathan Frink,SKI MOUNTAIN,"Oh, uh, actually, because I neglected to install the latest Adobe Acrobat update, if you die in the dream, you die in real life.",oh uh actually because i neglected to install the latest adobe acrobat update if you die in the dream you die in real life,24 +140615,502,147,Marge Simpson: (REALLY SHOCKED GASP),652000,FALSE,1,4050,Marge Simpson,SKI MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +140616,502,148,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Incidentally, I've also proven that Hell is real, and everyone goes there. (SIGNING OFF) Frink out.",662000,TRUE,442,4050,Professor Jonathan Frink,SKI MOUNTAIN,"Incidentally, I've also proven that Hell is real, and everyone goes there. Frink out.",incidentally ive also proven that hell is real and everyone goes there frink out,14 +140617,502,149,Death: (SCREAM),662000,FALSE,3919,4050,Death,SKI MOUNTAIN,NA,NA,NA +140618,502,150,(Sky: Ext. Sky - day),674000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +140619,502,151,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM),674000,FALSE,9,755,Lisa Simpson,Sky,NA,NA,NA +140620,502,152,"Death: (SCREAMS, THEN, REALIZING) Wait a minute, I can't die.",674000,TRUE,3919,755,Death,Sky,"Wait a minute, I can't die.",wait a minute i cant die,6 +140621,502,153,MUCH-SCARIER DEATH: (SCARY ROAR),674000,FALSE,6053,755,MUCH-SCARIER DEATH,Sky,NA,NA,NA +140622,502,154,Death: Mommy!,678000,TRUE,3919,755,Death,Sky,Mommy!,mommy,1 +140623,502,155,MUCH-SCARIER DEATH: Uh-oh.,678000,TRUE,6053,755,MUCH-SCARIER DEATH,Sky,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +140624,502,156,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED NOISES),678000,FALSE,9,755,Lisa Simpson,Sky,NA,NA,NA +140625,502,157,"Lisa Simpson: Listen, everyone! We should fall asleep in this dream! One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below!",682000,TRUE,9,755,Lisa Simpson,Sky,"Listen, everyone! We should fall asleep in this dream! One minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below!",listen everyone we should fall asleep in this dream one minute at this level equals two hours one dream level below,21 +140626,502,158,"Bart Simpson: Wait, dreams have rules?",690000,TRUE,8,755,Bart Simpson,Sky,"Wait, dreams have rules?",wait dreams have rules,4 +140627,502,159,"Lisa Simpson: Everything has rules, Bart.",691000,TRUE,9,755,Lisa Simpson,Sky,"Everything has rules, Bart.",everything has rules bart,4 +140628,502,160,Bart Simpson: Not me when I hit the dance floor!,693000,TRUE,8,755,Bart Simpson,Sky,Not me when I hit the dance floor!,not me when i hit the dance floor,8 +140629,502,161,"Bart Simpson: (DANCING NOISE, EVENTUALLY FALLING ASLEEP NOISES)",693000,FALSE,8,755,Bart Simpson,Sky,NA,NA,NA +140630,502,162,(NEXT DREAM LEVEL: Ext. next dream level - day),713000,FALSE,NA,4051,NA,NEXT DREAM LEVEL,NA,NA,NA +140631,502,163,"""Shorts"" Bart: (BELCH)",713000,FALSE,6054,4051,"""Shorts"" Bart",NEXT DREAM LEVEL,NA,NA,NA +140632,502,164,"""Shorts"" Homer: (MATTHAU) Bart! Can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich!",713000,TRUE,6055,4051,"""Shorts"" Homer",NEXT DREAM LEVEL,Bart! Can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich!,bart can the chatter and fetch me a baloney sandwich,10 +140633,502,165,"""Shorts"" Bart: Why don't you fetch it yourself, man.",718000,TRUE,6054,4051,"""Shorts"" Bart",NEXT DREAM LEVEL,"Why don't you fetch it yourself, man.",why dont you fetch it yourself man,7 +140634,502,166,"""Shorts"" Lisa: Bart's making faces!",721000,TRUE,6056,4051,"""Shorts"" Lisa",NEXT DREAM LEVEL,Bart's making faces!,barts making faces,3 +140635,502,167,"""Shorts"" Homer: Shut up, you kids, and bring me baloney!",723000,TRUE,6055,4051,"""Shorts"" Homer",NEXT DREAM LEVEL,"Shut up, you kids, and bring me baloney!",shut up you kids and bring me baloney,8 +140636,502,168,Homer Simpson: (AD-LIB QUICKLY ESCALATING FIGHT),723000,FALSE,2,4051,Homer Simpson,NEXT DREAM LEVEL,NA,NA,NA +140637,502,169,"""Shorts"" Marge: (IRRITATED) Wait nicely!",728000,TRUE,6057,4051,"""Shorts"" Marge",NEXT DREAM LEVEL,Wait nicely!,wait nicely,2 +140638,502,170,Marge Simpson: (FIGHT NOISES),728000,FALSE,1,4051,Marge Simpson,NEXT DREAM LEVEL,NA,NA,NA +140639,502,171,Therapist: Simpson family?,730000,TRUE,4497,4051,Therapist,NEXT DREAM LEVEL,Simpson family?,simpson family,2 +140641,502,173,"Therapist: Now, I believe that to solve Homer's problem, he must face what's inside the coffin.",734000,TRUE,4497,3319,Therapist,Therapist's Office,"Now, I believe that to solve Homer's problem, he must face what's inside the coffin.",now i believe that to solve homers problem he must face whats inside the coffin,15 +140642,502,174,"""Shorts"" Homer: Forget it, Doc! What if that's my marriage in there?",739000,TRUE,6055,3319,"""Shorts"" Homer",Therapist's Office,"Forget it, Doc! What if that's my marriage in there?",forget it doc what if thats my marriage in there,10 +140643,502,175,"""Shorts"" Bart: Marriage, shmarriage. What's in the box, man?",743000,TRUE,6054,3319,"""Shorts"" Bart",Therapist's Office,"Marriage, shmarriage. What's in the box, man?",marriage shmarriage whats in the box man,7 +140644,502,176,"""Shorts"" Homer: See what your monkeyshines have done, boy?!",750000,TRUE,6055,3319,"""Shorts"" Homer",Therapist's Office,"See what your monkeyshines have done, boy?!",see what your monkeyshines have done boy,7 +140645,502,177,"""Shorts"" Bart: Still smells better than your gym socks, man.",752000,TRUE,6054,3319,"""Shorts"" Bart",Therapist's Office,"Still smells better than your gym socks, man.",still smells better than your gym socks man,8 +140646,502,178,"""Shorts"" Homer: Why you little... I'll teach you to make fun of my socks...",754000,TRUE,6055,3319,"""Shorts"" Homer",Therapist's Office,Why you little... I'll teach you to make fun of my socks...,why you little ill teach you to make fun of my socks,12 +140647,502,179,"""Shorts"" Lisa: (EXCITED) Quick! Quick! Everyone into my dream!",759000,TRUE,6056,3319,"""Shorts"" Lisa",Therapist's Office,Quick! Quick! Everyone into my dream!,quick quick everyone into my dream,6 +140648,502,180,(OLD GLOBE THEATER: Ext. old globe theater - 1600s - day),770000,FALSE,NA,4052,NA,OLD GLOBE THEATER,NA,NA,NA +140649,502,181,Sideshow Mel Shakespeare: (IAMBIC PENTAMETER) What brings thy merry band to Stratford's plains?,770000,TRUE,6058,4052,Sideshow Mel Shakespeare,OLD GLOBE THEATER,What brings thy merry band to Stratford's plains?,what brings thy merry band to stratfords plains,8 +140650,502,182,"Lisa Simpson: (IAMBIC PENTAMETER, DELIGHTED) Forsooth, a myst'ry-",774000,TRUE,9,4052,Lisa Simpson,OLD GLOBE THEATER,"Forsooth, a myst'ry-",forsooth a mystry-,3 +140651,502,183,Bart Simpson: (ANGRY) In your dreams!,776000,TRUE,8,4052,Bart Simpson,OLD GLOBE THEATER,In your dreams!,in your dreams,3 +140652,502,184,Lisa Simpson: (ANGRY NOISE) We never do my thing!,780000,TRUE,9,4052,Lisa Simpson,OLD GLOBE THEATER,We never do my thing!,we never do my thing,5 +140653,502,185,"(""INCEPTION""-STYLE BEACH: ext. ""inception""-style beach - the ultimate layer - day)",791000,FALSE,NA,4053,NA,"""INCEPTION""-STYLE BEACH",NA,NA,NA +140654,502,186,Homer Simpson: I know this dream! It's the land of my innermost thoughts and fondest desires!,791000,TRUE,2,4053,Homer Simpson,"""INCEPTION""-STYLE BEACH",I know this dream! It's the land of my innermost thoughts and fondest desires!,i know this dream its the land of my innermost thoughts and fondest desires,14 +140655,502,187,Marge Simpson: At last we'll get to the bottom of...,798000,TRUE,1,4053,Marge Simpson,"""INCEPTION""-STYLE BEACH",At last we'll get to the bottom of...,at last well get to the bottom of,8 +140656,502,188,"Woman's Voice: Welcome back, handsome.",800000,TRUE,1167,4053,Woman's Voice,"""INCEPTION""-STYLE BEACH","Welcome back, handsome.",welcome back handsome,3 +140657,502,189,"Homer Simpson: Uh, Marge, this is my friend Keggy...",805000,TRUE,2,4053,Homer Simpson,"""INCEPTION""-STYLE BEACH","Uh, Marge, this is my friend Keggy...",uh marge this is my friend keggy,7 +140658,502,190,(Homer's Dream City: Ext. homer's dream city - a little later),844000,FALSE,NA,4054,NA,Homer's Dream City,NA,NA,NA +140659,502,191,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: In this fantasy Kwik-E-Mart, you get your change in bacon.",844000,TRUE,208,4054,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Homer's Dream City,"In this fantasy Kwik-E-Mart, you get your change in bacon.",in this fantasy kwik-e-mart you get your change in bacon,10 +140660,502,192,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,848000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +140661,502,193,Moes: In this place mothers are for drunk driving!,854000,TRUE,6059,4054,Moes,Homer's Dream City,In this place mothers are for drunk driving!,in this place mothers are for drunk driving,8 +140662,502,194,"Bart Simpson: Hey Dad, if this is your fantasy world, how come Flanders is here?",860000,TRUE,8,4054,Bart Simpson,Homer's Dream City,"Hey Dad, if this is your fantasy world, how come Flanders is here?",hey dad if this is your fantasy world how come flanders is here,13 +140663,502,195,"Ned Flanders: Hidilly-ho, Dream Team!",863000,TRUE,11,4054,Ned Flanders,Homer's Dream City,"Hidilly-ho, Dream Team!",hidilly-ho dream team,3 +140664,502,196,Ned Flanders: (QUICK SHRIEK),863000,FALSE,11,4054,Ned Flanders,Homer's Dream City,NA,NA,NA +140665,502,197,FLANDERS' MOUTH AND MOUSTACHE: (POINTEDLY) Where's my God now?,866000,TRUE,6060,4054,FLANDERS' MOUTH AND MOUSTACHE,Homer's Dream City,Where's my God now?,wheres my god now,4 +140666,502,198,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES),866000,FALSE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,NA,NA,NA +140667,502,199,Marge Simpson: Homie! We're here to find answers to your problem!,869000,TRUE,1,4054,Marge Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Homie! We're here to find answers to your problem!,homie were here to find answers to your problem,9 +140668,502,200,Marge Simpson: We know there's a marriage in trouble and it has something to do with fish...,872000,TRUE,1,4054,Marge Simpson,Homer's Dream City,We know there's a marriage in trouble and it has something to do with fish...,we know theres a marriage in trouble and it has something to do with fish,15 +140669,502,201,"Homer Simpson: Oh, lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me, and you just wanna go to the Lost and Found. Well guess what? We're stayin' in this dream forever!",877000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,"Oh, lighten up, Marge. I take you to the Disneyland of me, and you just wanna go to the Lost and Found. Well guess what? We're stayin' in this dream forever!",oh lighten up marge i take you to the disneyland of me and you just wanna go to the lost and found well guess what were stayin in this dream forever,31 +140670,502,202,Homer Simpson: (ALTERNATE HAPPY THINGS TO SAY) Whee! I'm in me! / Oh! / I love the down parts! Here comes!,890000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Whee! I'm in me! / Oh! / I love the down parts! Here comes!,whee im in me oh i love the down parts here comes,12 +140671,502,203,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - evening),905000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140672,502,204,Professor Jonathan Frink: (HUMMING NOISES),905000,FALSE,442,5,Professor Jonathan Frink,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140673,502,205,"Chief Wiggum: Unplug these people, Dr. Ker-dork-ian!",905000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Unplug these people, Dr. Ker-dork-ian!",unplug these people dr ker-dork-ian,5 +140674,502,206,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh you foolish man, if I unhook them now, I won't know if this is safe to use on chimps!",909000,TRUE,442,5,Professor Jonathan Frink,Simpson Home,"Oh you foolish man, if I unhook them now, I won't know if this is safe to use on chimps!",oh you foolish man if i unhook them now i wont know if this is safe to use on chimps,20 +140675,502,207,"Chief Wiggum: All right, I'll do it myself. Give me that, give me it!",914000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"All right, I'll do it myself. Give me that, give me it!",all right ill do it myself give me that give me it,12 +140676,502,208,(Homer's Dream City: ext. homer's dream city - day),941000,FALSE,NA,4054,NA,Homer's Dream City,NA,NA,NA +140677,502,209,Homer Simpson: (SCREAMS) Quick! Gum up the gears with Moes!,941000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Quick! Gum up the gears with Moes!,quick gum up the gears with moes,7 +140678,502,210,"Moe Szyslak: (GETTING CRUSHED NOISE, THEN:) Hey, you know what's good for cleaning Moe gunk outta your rollers? White vinegar. Yeah-- (ANGUISHED NOISE)",948000,TRUE,17,4054,Moe Szyslak,Homer's Dream City,"Hey, you know what's good for cleaning Moe gunk outta your rollers? White vinegar. Yeah--",hey you know whats good for cleaning moe gunk outta your rollers white vinegar yeah--,15 +140679,502,211,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - living room - night),967000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140680,502,212,Chief Wiggum: (SLO-MO WRESTLING NOISES),967000,FALSE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140681,502,213,Lou: We're gonna be here a long time.,967000,TRUE,91,5,Lou,Simpson Home,We're gonna be here a long time.,were gonna be here a long time,7 +140682,502,214,(JUST ABOVE SPIKY ROCKS: Ext. Just above spiky rocks - day (skiing dream)),973000,FALSE,NA,4055,NA,JUST ABOVE SPIKY ROCKS,NA,NA,NA +140683,502,215,Professor Jonathan Frink: (SUPER SLOW) The machine.,973000,TRUE,442,4055,Professor Jonathan Frink,JUST ABOVE SPIKY ROCKS,The machine.,the machine,2 +140684,502,216,(Therapist's Office: int. therapist's office - day (ullman shorts dream)),989000,FALSE,NA,3319,NA,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +140685,502,217,(OLD GLOBE THEATER: ext. old globe theater - day (lisa's shakespeare dream)),989000,FALSE,NA,4052,NA,OLD GLOBE THEATER,NA,NA,NA +140686,502,218,(Homer's Dream City: Ext. homer's dream city - day),989000,FALSE,NA,4054,NA,Homer's Dream City,NA,NA,NA +140687,502,219,Moes: (INDIVIDUAL BEING-CRUSHED NOISES),989000,FALSE,6059,4054,Moes,Homer's Dream City,NA,NA,NA +140688,502,220,"Homer Simpson: Oh Death, you're a lifesaver!",989000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,"Oh Death, you're a lifesaver!",oh death youre a lifesaver,5 +140689,502,221,"Homer Simpson: Thank you, Death. And may I ask what's taking so long with Larry King?",999000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,"Thank you, Death. And may I ask what's taking so long with Larry King?",thank you death and may i ask whats taking so long with larry king,14 +140690,502,222,Death: I am not...,1003000,TRUE,3919,4054,Death,Homer's Dream City,I am not...,i am not,3 +140691,502,223,Mona Simpson: ...death.,1005000,TRUE,414,4054,Mona Simpson,Homer's Dream City,...death.,death,1 +140692,502,224,Homer Simpson: Mom?!,1006000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Mom?!,mom,1 +140693,502,225,Lisa Simpson: Gramma! (THEY HUG HER),1007000,TRUE,9,4054,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Gramma!,gramma,1 +140694,502,226,"Marge Simpson: Mona, you're alive?!",1008000,TRUE,1,4054,Marge Simpson,Homer's Dream City,"Mona, you're alive?!",mona youre alive,3 +140695,502,227,"Mona Simpson: No, (SWEETLY) but I live on in Homer's dreams.",1010000,TRUE,414,4054,Mona Simpson,Homer's Dream City,"No, but I live on in Homer's dreams.",no but i live on in homers dreams,8 +140696,502,228,Homer Simpson: Just like my hair.,1013000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Just like my hair.,just like my hair,4 +140697,502,229,"Marge Simpson: That's Jennifer Aniston's hair on ""Friends.""",1015000,TRUE,1,4054,Marge Simpson,Homer's Dream City,"That's Jennifer Aniston's hair on ""Friends.""",thats jennifer anistons hair on friends,6 +140698,502,230,"Homer Simpson: Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.",1018000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,"Exactly like Chandler, always criticizing.",exactly like chandler always criticizing,5 +140699,502,231,Mona Simpson: Now I have something to show you.,1022000,TRUE,414,4054,Mona Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Now I have something to show you.,now i have something to show you,7 +140700,502,232,Mona Simpson: Something that just might help Homer wake up dry.,1024000,TRUE,414,4054,Mona Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Something that just might help Homer wake up dry.,something that just might help homer wake up dry,9 +140701,502,233,Homer Simpson: Wow!,1029000,TRUE,2,4054,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream City,Wow!,wow,1 +140702,502,234,"(""small Shed"": int. ""small shed"" - continuous)",1031000,FALSE,NA,4056,NA,small Shed,NA,NA,NA +140703,502,235,Homer Simpson: Roomy.,1031000,TRUE,2,4056,Homer Simpson,small Shed,Roomy.,roomy,1 +140704,502,236,(SHORE OF LAKE: ext. shore of lake - morning),1037000,FALSE,NA,4057,NA,SHORE OF LAKE,NA,NA,NA +140705,502,237,"Mona Simpson: While you boys are out playing in the boat, I'll go to the store and pick us up some dinner.",1037000,TRUE,414,4057,Mona Simpson,SHORE OF LAKE,"While you boys are out playing in the boat, I'll go to the store and pick us up some dinner.",while you boys are out playing in the boat ill go to the store and pick us up some dinner,20 +140706,502,238,"Grampa Simpson: No need -- with two Simpson men in the boat, we'll bring you back a pile of fish!",1041000,TRUE,31,4057,Grampa Simpson,SHORE OF LAKE,"No need -- with two Simpson men in the boat, we'll bring you back a pile of fish!",no need -- with two simpson men in the boat well bring you back a pile of fish,18 +140707,502,239,Little Homer: I'm in charge of the tackle box!,1046000,TRUE,5215,4057,Little Homer,SHORE OF LAKE,I'm in charge of the tackle box!,im in charge of the tackle box,7 +140708,502,240,Grampa Simpson: (NERVOUS) And we're off!,1053000,TRUE,31,4057,Grampa Simpson,SHORE OF LAKE,And we're off!,and were off,3 +140709,502,241,Little Homer: Goodbye!,1054000,TRUE,5215,4057,Little Homer,SHORE OF LAKE,Goodbye!,goodbye,1 +140710,502,242,(Movie Theater: int. movie theater - continuous),1057000,FALSE,NA,328,NA,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +140711,502,243,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Man, Homer, you've always been a loser.",1057000,TRUE,8,328,Bart Simpson,Movie Theater,"Man, Homer, you've always been a loser.",man homer youve always been a loser,7 +140712,502,244,Homer Simpson: Why you little...,1059000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,Why you little...,why you little,3 +140713,502,245,Homer Simpson: There's nothing in this dream world that can't strangle you!,1061000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,There's nothing in this dream world that can't strangle you!,theres nothing in this dream world that cant strangle you,10 +140714,502,246,(CENTER OF LAKE: ext. center of lake - midday),1066000,FALSE,NA,4058,NA,CENTER OF LAKE,NA,NA,NA +140715,502,247,Little Homer: I heard you and mommy yelling again last night.,1066000,TRUE,5215,4058,Little Homer,CENTER OF LAKE,I heard you and mommy yelling again last night.,i heard you and mommy yelling again last night,9 +140716,502,248,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, no, no. It was just a TV show... Mitch Miller was yelling at one of his idiot singers. You just concentrate on catchin' the fish and not whether there'll be someone there to cook it.",1070000,TRUE,31,4058,Grampa Simpson,CENTER OF LAKE,"Oh, no, no. It was just a TV show... Mitch Miller was yelling at one of his idiot singers. You just concentrate on catchin' the fish and not whether there'll be someone there to cook it.",oh no no it was just a tv show mitch miller was yelling at one of his idiot singers you just concentrate on catchin the fish and not whether therell be someone there to cook it,36 +140717,502,249,Grampa Simpson: I got a bite!,1083000,TRUE,31,4058,Grampa Simpson,CENTER OF LAKE,I got a bite!,i got a bite,4 +140718,502,250,Little Homer: We got a fish! We got a fish!,1084000,TRUE,5215,4058,Little Homer,CENTER OF LAKE,We got a fish! We got a fish!,we got a fish we got a fish,8 +140719,502,251,"Grampa Simpson: Settle down there, boy.",1086000,TRUE,31,4058,Grampa Simpson,CENTER OF LAKE,"Settle down there, boy.",settle down there boy,4 +140720,502,252,"Little Homer: After we eat it, can we let it go? Can we catch a submarine?",1087000,TRUE,5215,4058,Little Homer,CENTER OF LAKE,"After we eat it, can we let it go? Can we catch a submarine?",after we eat it can we let it go can we catch a submarine,14 +140721,502,253,"Grampa Simpson: (LANDING IN WATER NOISE, SPUTTERING, ETC.)",1087000,FALSE,31,4058,Grampa Simpson,CENTER OF LAKE,NA,NA,NA +140722,502,254,(SHORE OF LAKE: ext. shore of lake - sunset),1095000,FALSE,NA,4057,NA,SHORE OF LAKE,NA,NA,NA +140723,502,255,Mona Simpson: You got home hours late with no fish. It was only a few weeks later that I left your father for good.,1095000,TRUE,414,4057,Mona Simpson,SHORE OF LAKE,You got home hours late with no fish. It was only a few weeks later that I left your father for good.,you got home hours late with no fish it was only a few weeks later that i left your father for good,22 +140724,502,256,(Movie Theater: int. movie theater - continuous),1100000,FALSE,NA,328,NA,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +140725,502,257,Homer Simpson: (MISERABLE) You left him because I tipped the boat over and ruined the vacation!,1100000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,You left him because I tipped the boat over and ruined the vacation!,you left him because i tipped the boat over and ruined the vacation,13 +140726,502,258,Bart Simpson: Pathetic. A kid who can't keep his parents' marriage together is no kid at all.,1105000,TRUE,8,328,Bart Simpson,Movie Theater,Pathetic. A kid who can't keep his parents' marriage together is no kid at all.,pathetic a kid who cant keep his parents marriage together is no kid at all,15 +140727,502,259,"Homer Simpson: It's true! I failed the basic duty of childhood. (GASPS) And then when I took Bart fishing, it all came back -- and the guilt made me wet the bed!",1110000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,"It's true! I failed the basic duty of childhood. And then when I took Bart fishing, it all came back -- and the guilt made me wet the bed!",its true i failed the basic duty of childhood and then when i took bart fishing it all came back -- and the guilt made me wet the bed,29 +140728,502,260,"Marge Simpson: Case closed! Now, let's return our dream skis.",1119000,TRUE,1,328,Marge Simpson,Movie Theater,"Case closed! Now, let's return our dream skis.",case closed now lets return our dream skis,8 +140729,502,261,Mona Simpson: Case not closed.,1124000,TRUE,414,328,Mona Simpson,Movie Theater,Case not closed.,case not closed,3 +140730,502,262,Marge Simpson: Uh-oh.,1124000,TRUE,1,328,Marge Simpson,Movie Theater,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +140731,502,263,"Mona Simpson: You have nothing to feel guilty about, and I can show you. Roll the film, Cletus.",1126000,TRUE,414,328,Mona Simpson,Movie Theater,"You have nothing to feel guilty about, and I can show you. Roll the film, Cletus.",you have nothing to feel guilty about and i can show you roll the film cletus,16 +140732,502,264,"Cletus Spuckler: (SURLY) ""Roll the film, Cletus."" ""Kiss me, Cletus."" Whatever you say, boss lady.",1131000,TRUE,1413,328,Cletus Spuckler,Movie Theater,"""Roll the film, Cletus."" ""Kiss me, Cletus."" Whatever you say, boss lady.",roll the film cletus kiss me cletus whatever you say boss lady,12 +140733,502,265,(SHORE OF LAKE: Ext. shore of lake - evening),1138000,FALSE,NA,4057,NA,SHORE OF LAKE,NA,NA,NA +140734,502,266,"Grampa Simpson: Sorry, Mona. We had more of an adventure than we planned on.",1138000,TRUE,31,4057,Grampa Simpson,SHORE OF LAKE,"Sorry, Mona. We had more of an adventure than we planned on.",sorry mona we had more of an adventure than we planned on,12 +140735,502,267,"Mona Simpson: It's okay, Abe. You brought back the only treasure I care about.",1142000,TRUE,414,4057,Mona Simpson,SHORE OF LAKE,"It's okay, Abe. You brought back the only treasure I care about.",its okay abe you brought back the only treasure i care about,12 +140736,502,268,"Mona Simpson: And when the time came that I had to leave your father, I knew you were in good hands.",1148000,TRUE,414,4057,Mona Simpson,SHORE OF LAKE,"And when the time came that I had to leave your father, I knew you were in good hands.",and when the time came that i had to leave your father i knew you were in good hands,19 +140737,502,269,(Homer's Dream: Int. Homer's dream - theater - continuous),1153000,FALSE,NA,4059,NA,Homer's Dream,NA,NA,NA +140738,502,270,Homer Simpson: (HAPPILY) I'm cured. I'll never wet the bed again.,1153000,TRUE,2,4059,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream,I'm cured. I'll never wet the bed again.,im cured ill never wet the bed again,8 +140739,502,271,Marge Simpson: And maybe you'll stop overeating too!,1156000,TRUE,1,4059,Marge Simpson,Homer's Dream,And maybe you'll stop overeating too!,and maybe youll stop overeating too,6 +140740,502,272,"Homer Simpson: No can do, baby.",1158000,TRUE,2,4059,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream,"No can do, baby.",no can do baby,4 +140741,502,273,"Mona Simpson: And never forget, Homer: the three of us will always be together in your memory.",1163000,TRUE,414,4059,Mona Simpson,Homer's Dream,"And never forget, Homer: the three of us will always be together in your memory.",and never forget homer the three of us will always be together in your memory,15 +140742,502,274,Mona Simpson: Right next to the movie trivia.,1169000,TRUE,414,4059,Mona Simpson,Homer's Dream,Right next to the movie trivia.,right next to the movie trivia,6 +140743,502,275,"""Robin Williams"": Stanley Kubrick wanted Robin Williams to star in ""The Shining.""",1171000,TRUE,3737,4059,Robin Williams,Homer's Dream,"Stanley Kubrick wanted Robin Williams to star in ""The Shining.""",stanley kubrick wanted robin williams to star in the shining,10 +140744,502,276,"""Ronald Reagan"": ""Casablanca"" was originally going to star Ronald Reagan.",1175000,TRUE,1145,4059,Ronald Reagan,Homer's Dream,"""Casablanca"" was originally going to star Ronald Reagan.",casablanca was originally going to star ronald reagan,8 +140745,502,277,"""John Travolta"": There was a ""Grease Two"" and I wasn't in it. Whoa!",1178000,TRUE,2827,4059,John Travolta,Homer's Dream,"There was a ""Grease Two"" and I wasn't in it. Whoa!",there was a grease two and i wasnt in it whoa,11 +140746,502,278,"""John Travolta"": (BRUSHED-ASIDE NOISES) Hey, watch it!",1181000,TRUE,2827,4059,John Travolta,Homer's Dream,"Hey, watch it!",hey watch it,3 +140747,502,279,"Mona Simpson: And now you'd better run along, sweetheart.",1183000,TRUE,414,4059,Mona Simpson,Homer's Dream,"And now you'd better run along, sweetheart.",and now youd better run along sweetheart,7 +140748,502,280,Homer Simpson: (CHOKED-UP) Goodbye.,1187000,TRUE,2,4059,Homer Simpson,Homer's Dream,Goodbye.,goodbye,1 +140749,502,281,(Homer's Dream City: ext. homer's dream city - continuous),1203000,FALSE,NA,4054,NA,Homer's Dream City,NA,NA,NA +140750,502,282,(Simpson Home: Int. SImpson house - living room - day),1203000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140751,502,283,"Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! I'm dry! (THRILLED) Come on, everybody! Feel daddy's underpants!",1203000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Woo-hoo! I'm dry! Come on, everybody! Feel daddy's underpants!",woo-hoo im dry come on everybody feel daddys underpants,9 +140752,502,284,Lisa Simpson: We'll take your word for it.,1208000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,We'll take your word for it.,well take your word for it,6 +140753,502,285,Homer Simpson: So what do I do again?,1211000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,So what do I do again?,so what do i do again,6 +140754,502,286,"Marge Simpson: Spin the top. If it falls over, we're in reality. If it spins forever, we're still in a dream.",1212000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Spin the top. If it falls over, we're in reality. If it spins forever, we're still in a dream.",spin the top if it falls over were in reality if it spins forever were still in a dream,19 +140755,502,287,Homer Simpson: All right.,1219000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,All right.,all right,2 +140756,502,288,"Homer Simpson: Look at it go! All right! Hey, since it's a dream, let's ride our bikes naked around town.",1222000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look at it go! All right! Hey, since it's a dream, let's ride our bikes naked around town.",look at it go all right hey since its a dream lets ride our bikes naked around town,18 +140757,502,289,Marge Simpson: Sounds like a plan!,1229000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Sounds like a plan!,sounds like a plan,4 +140758,502,290,Marge Simpson: Is that hail coming down?,1236000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Is that hail coming down?,is that hail coming down,5 +140759,502,291,"Homer Simpson: It's just dream hail! Ow! Oh! Ow! Dream hail! (REPEATED SCREAMS) Hey, there's a dream truck!",1238000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's just dream hail! Ow! Oh! Ow! Dream hail! Hey, there's a dream truck!",its just dream hail ow oh ow dream hail hey theres a dream truck,14 +140760,502,292,Homer Simpson: (PAINED SCREAM),1238000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140761,502,293,David Byrne: (SINGS) WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE / YOU DREAMED YOU WERE BIG / YOU MUST'VE BEEN SOMETHIN' / A REAL TINY KID,1250000,TRUE,3861,5,David Byrne,Simpson Home,WHEN YOU WERE LITTLE / YOU DREAMED YOU WERE BIG / YOU MUST'VE BEEN SOMETHIN' / A REAL TINY KID,when you were little you dreamed you were big you mustve been somethin a real tiny kid,17 +140762,502,294,Mona Simpson: (SINGS) WHEN YOU WERE BIG / AND NEEDED ADVICE / YOU REACHED FOR YOUR MOM / YOU DREAMED ME ALIVE / AND YOUR,1260000,TRUE,414,5,Mona Simpson,Simpson Home,WHEN YOU WERE BIG / AND NEEDED ADVICE / YOU REACHED FOR YOUR MOM / YOU DREAMED ME ALIVE / AND YOUR,when you were big and needed advice you reached for your mom you dreamed me alive and your,18 +140763,502,295,David Byrne: (SINGS) DREAM HAD A NAME / AND THE NAME TOLD YOUR STORY / IT'S CALLED GROWING UP / YOU'RE THE DREAM OPERATORRR...,1272000,TRUE,3861,5,David Byrne,Simpson Home,DREAM HAD A NAME / AND THE NAME TOLD YOUR STORY / IT'S CALLED GROWING UP / YOU'RE THE DREAM OPERATORRR...,dream had a name and the name told your story its called growing up youre the dream operatorrr,18 +140764,503,0,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: EXT. NUCLEAR POWER PLANT - DAY - ESTABLISHING),51000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140765,503,1,Homer Simpson: (DEEP SNORING NOISES),51000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140766,503,2,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: INT. POWER PLANT - HOMER'S WORK STATION - CONTINUOUS),51000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140767,503,3,Homer Simpson: (SNORING/MILD DREAMING NOISES),51000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140768,503,4,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - day - continuous),51000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140769,503,5,Lisa Simpson: Power's out.,51000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Power's out.,powers out,2 +140770,503,6,Marge Simpson: (LOOKING UP) Your father must be sleeping on his side again.,52000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Your father must be sleeping on his side again.,your father must be sleeping on his side again,9 +140771,503,7,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: INT. POWER PLANT - continuous),59000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140772,503,8,"Homer Simpson: (SNORES, THEN CHOKING ON PAPERCLIP NOISE)",59000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140773,503,9,Carl Carlson: (MARV ALBERT) From downtown! And it counts!,59000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,From downtown! And it counts!,from downtown and it counts,5 +140775,503,11,Lenny Leonard: (WORRIED) Think he's okay?,65000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Think he's okay?,think hes okay,3 +140776,503,12,Homer Simpson: (VERY RASPY) Thank you.,71000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Thank you.,thank you,2 +140777,503,13,"Carl Carlson: Just drink some water, you're alright.",72000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Just drink some water, you're alright.",just drink some water youre alright,6 +140778,503,14,"Lenny Leonard: Oh yeah, you don't wanna go to the hospital at five o'clock on a Friday.",74000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh yeah, you don't wanna go to the hospital at five o'clock on a Friday.",oh yeah you dont wanna go to the hospital at five oclock on a friday,15 +140779,503,15,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Thank God it's T.G.I.F!,77000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Woo hoo! Thank God it's T.G.I.F!,woo hoo thank god its tgif,6 +140780,503,16,"C. Montgomery Burns: Attention, wage worms!",80000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Attention, wage worms!",attention wage worms,3 +140781,503,17,C. Montgomery Burns: It's time for afternoon announcements.,81000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It's time for afternoon announcements.,its time for afternoon announcements,5 +140782,503,18,"C. Montgomery Burns: This Monday, the plant will be conducting physical examinations of all employees.",92000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"This Monday, the plant will be conducting physical examinations of all employees.",this monday the plant will be conducting physical examinations of all employees,12 +140783,503,19,C. Montgomery Burns: Anyone testing positive for narcotics will be terminated immediately!,97000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Anyone testing positive for narcotics will be terminated immediately!,anyone testing positive for narcotics will be terminated immediately,9 +140784,503,20,"Lenny Leonard: Bad news, Lang-Soo.",101000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Bad news, Lang-Soo.",bad news lang-soo,3 +140785,503,21,"Lang-Soo: (NORMAL, UNACCENTED VOICE) Some casual Friday this is.",103000,TRUE,6061,10,Lang-Soo,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Some casual Friday this is.,some casual friday this is,5 +140786,503,22,"Homer Simpson: You're outta here, drug-o.",105000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You're outta here, drug-o.",youre outta here drug-o,4 +140787,503,23,"C. Montgomery Burns: And don't forget, federal law mandates that we consider alcohol a drug.",107000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"And don't forget, federal law mandates that we consider alcohol a drug.",and dont forget federal law mandates that we consider alcohol a drug,12 +140788,503,24,Homer Simpson: (MASSIVE ANNOYED GRUNT),107000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140789,503,25,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. nuclear plant - continuous),120000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140790,503,26,Engineer: I told them to make these track d'oh-proof!,120000,TRUE,1489,10,Engineer,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I told them to make these track d'oh-proof!,i told them to make these track doh-proof,8 +140791,503,27,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - dining room - night),140000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140792,503,28,Marge Simpson: (HAPPILY) Homie! You're home early!,140000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie! You're home early!,homie youre home early,4 +140793,503,29,Homer Simpson: Well... I didn't really feel like going to Moe's today... thought I might hang out here for as long as I can take it.,143000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Well... I didn't really feel like going to Moe's today... thought I might hang out here for as long as I can take it.,well i didnt really feel like going to moes today thought i might hang out here for as long as i can take it,24 +140794,503,30,"Bart Simpson: Company physical coming up, huh?",148000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Company physical coming up, huh?",company physical coming up huh,5 +140795,503,31,Homer Simpson: Yeah... but a weekend without drinking is no big deal. I did it when I was in that alcohol-induced coma.,150000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah... but a weekend without drinking is no big deal. I did it when I was in that alcohol-induced coma.,yeah but a weekend without drinking is no big deal i did it when i was in that alcohol-induced coma,20 +140796,503,32,"Homer Simpson: So, what's on the agenda?",158000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, what's on the agenda?",so whats on the agenda,5 +140797,503,33,"Marge Simpson: Well, we're having brunch with my sisters...",159000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, we're having brunch with my sisters...",well were having brunch with my sisters,7 +140798,503,34,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),159000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140799,503,35,Bart Simpson: ...you're hosting my Preteen Braves meeting...,159000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,...you're hosting my Preteen Braves meeting...,youre hosting my preteen braves meeting,6 +140800,503,36,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),159000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140801,503,37,Bart Simpson: ...and we're gonna make dreamcatchers out of litter we pick up.,159000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,...and we're gonna make dreamcatchers out of litter we pick up.,and were gonna make dreamcatchers out of litter we pick up,11 +140802,503,38,Homer Simpson: (BIGGER ANGUISHED NOISE),159000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140803,503,39,Lisa Simpson: ...you promised to help me write a haiku...,159000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,...you promised to help me write a haiku...,you promised to help me write a haiku,8 +140804,503,40,Homer Simpson: Why did I do that? / It sounds so dull and boring. / What was I thinking?,169000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why did I do that? / It sounds so dull and boring. / What was I thinking?,why did i do that it sounds so dull and boring what was i thinking,15 +140805,503,41,Lisa Simpson: (FINISHING WRITING THIS DOWN) Thank you!,177000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank you!,thank you,2 +140806,503,42,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),177000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141008,503,244,Robots: Kill him. Kill him.,1042000,TRUE,1060,410,Robots,Evergreen Terrace,Kill him. Kill him.,kill him kill him,4 +140807,503,43,Marge Simpson: And you and I were going to study the municipal voter's guide.,179000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And you and I were going to study the municipal voter's guide.,and you and i were going to study the municipal voters guide,12 +140808,503,44,"Homer Simpson: What the--(QUICKLY READING) Section 1 of Article 21 of the State Constitution is amended to read: Section 1. In the year following the year in which the national census is taken under the direction of Congress at the beginning of each decade, the Legislature shall adjust the boundary lines of Congressional, State Senate and Assembly districts. (LOUD, LONG MOAN) Liquor... mustn't think of liquor...",182000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What the-- Section 1 of Article 21 of the State Constitution is amended to read: Section 1. In the year following the year in which the national census is taken under the direction of Congress at the beginning of each decade, the Legislature shall adjust the boundary lines of Congressional, State Senate and Assembly districts. Liquor... mustn't think of liquor...",what the-- section 1 of article 21 of the state constitution is amended to read section 1 in the year following the year in which the national census is taken under the direction of congress at the beginning of each decade the legislature shall adjust the boundary lines of congressional state senate and assembly districts liquor mustnt think of liquor,60 +140809,503,45,"Grampa Simpson: Hey, there, what's cookin'? C'mon, boy. Crack my seal and drink your father.",205000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, there, what's cookin'? C'mon, boy. Crack my seal and drink your father.",hey there whats cookin cmon boy crack my seal and drink your father,13 +140810,503,46,"Grampa Simpson: (AGONIZED SCREAMS, THEN:) Wait a minute. That feels good.",214000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Wait a minute. That feels good.,wait a minute that feels good,6 +140811,503,47,(Upscale Restaurant: Ext. upscale restaurant - day),221000,FALSE,NA,3063,NA,Upscale Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +140812,503,48,(Restaurant: Int. restaurant - continuous),221000,FALSE,NA,203,NA,Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +140813,503,49,"Homer Simpson: (UPBEAT) So, a sober weekend hasn't been that hard. Let me just take a few antidepressants here.",221000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,"So, a sober weekend hasn't been that hard. Let me just take a few antidepressants here.",so a sober weekend hasnt been that hard let me just take a few antidepressants here,16 +140814,503,50,"Homer Simpson: (SHOTGUNNING NOISE, THEN HAUGHTY) I feel sorry for people without willpower. I truly do.",229000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,I feel sorry for people without willpower. I truly do.,i feel sorry for people without willpower i truly do,10 +140815,503,51,"Marge Simpson: (WALKS UP, UPSET) Homie, what are you drinking?",234000,TRUE,1,203,Marge Simpson,Restaurant,"Homie, what are you drinking?",homie what are you drinking,5 +140816,503,52,Homer Simpson: A surprisingly not-horrible fruit drink called a mimosa.,236000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,A surprisingly not-horrible fruit drink called a mimosa.,a surprisingly not-horrible fruit drink called a mimosa,8 +140817,503,53,Marge Simpson: There's champagne in those!,240000,TRUE,1,203,Marge Simpson,Restaurant,There's champagne in those!,theres champagne in those,4 +140818,503,54,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) Then there's champagne in me! (MOANS) What am I gonna do? It's less than twenty-four hours till my drug test. Maybe I can sweat it out.,243000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,Then there's champagne in me! What am I gonna do? It's less than twenty-four hours till my drug test. Maybe I can sweat it out.,then theres champagne in me what am i gonna do its less than twenty-four hours till my drug test maybe i can sweat it out,25 +140819,503,55,"Homer Simpson: (EXTREMELY EXHAUSTED NOISES) Oh man, I'd better have some coffee and iced tea.",253000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,"Oh man, I'd better have some coffee and iced tea.",oh man id better have some coffee and iced tea,10 +140820,503,56,Marge Simpson: No! Irish and Long Island!,256000,TRUE,1,203,Marge Simpson,Restaurant,No! Irish and Long Island!,no irish and long island,5 +140821,503,57,Homer Simpson: What about this lemonade?,258000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,What about this lemonade?,what about this lemonade,4 +140822,503,58,Marge Simpson: Mike's Hard!,260000,TRUE,1,203,Marge Simpson,Restaurant,Mike's Hard!,mikes hard,2 +140823,503,59,"Homer Simpson: Then I'd better soak up the alcohol with some food! (NOTICING) Oooh, cake!",261000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,"Then I'd better soak up the alcohol with some food! Oooh, cake!",then id better soak up the alcohol with some food oooh cake,12 +140824,503,60,Marge Simpson: Rum cake!,264000,TRUE,1,203,Marge Simpson,Restaurant,Rum cake!,rum cake,2 +140825,503,61,Homer Simpson: Crepes!,265000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,Crepes!,crepes,1 +140826,503,62,Marge Simpson: Suzette!,265000,TRUE,1,203,Marge Simpson,Restaurant,Suzette!,suzette,1 +140827,503,63,Homer Simpson: Cherries!,266000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,Cherries!,cherries,1 +140828,503,64,Homer Simpson: (SCREAMS) Jubilee!,268000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,Jubilee!,jubilee,1 +140829,503,65,Table Of Brunchers: Ooo! (APPLAUSE),280000,TRUE,6062,203,Table Of Brunchers,Restaurant,Ooo!,ooo,1 +140830,503,66,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear power plant - day - establishing),280000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140831,503,67,"Lenny Leonard: (PLEASED) Wow, passed with flying colors! I've sure earned this!",280000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wow, passed with flying colors! I've sure earned this!",wow passed with flying colors ive sure earned this,9 +140832,503,68,"Homer Simpson: (PRAYING, SOFT DESPERATION) Oh Lord, I have once again besotted my liver with thy fermented gifts. If you can weasel me out of this physical, I will blow your mind by doing something incredibly holy, at some point. Amen. Now to mumble in a religious fashion. Dear God, oh, Lord oh God, oh, Lord... (PRAYER MUMBLES)",293000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh Lord, I have once again besotted my liver with thy fermented gifts. If you can weasel me out of this physical, I will blow your mind by doing something incredibly holy, at some point. Amen. Now to mumble in a religious fashion. Dear God, oh, Lord oh God, oh, Lord...",oh lord i have once again besotted my liver with thy fermented gifts if you can weasel me out of this physical i will blow your mind by doing something incredibly holy at some point amen now to mumble in a religious fashion dear god oh lord oh god oh lord,51 +140833,503,69,(EXAMINATION ROOM: int. examination room - continuous),315000,FALSE,NA,4060,NA,EXAMINATION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +140834,503,70,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Hmm... your cells have been overexposed to gamma radiation.,315000,TRUE,332,4060,Dr. Julius Hibbert,EXAMINATION ROOM,Hmm... your cells have been overexposed to gamma radiation.,hmm your cells have been overexposed to gamma radiation,9 +140835,503,71,Employee: (EXCITED) Like the Hulk?!,320000,TRUE,767,4060,Employee,EXAMINATION ROOM,Like the Hulk?!,like the hulk,3 +140836,503,72,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Well, sort of like the Hulk. But instead of getting powerful, you're going to get very, very sick.",321000,TRUE,332,4060,Dr. Julius Hibbert,EXAMINATION ROOM,"Well, sort of like the Hulk. But instead of getting powerful, you're going to get very, very sick.",well sort of like the hulk but instead of getting powerful youre going to get very very sick,18 +140837,503,73,Employee: (FEEBLY) Hulk smash!,327000,TRUE,767,4060,Employee,EXAMINATION ROOM,Hulk smash!,hulk smash,2 +140838,503,74,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (SOOTHING) Yes, Hulk smash. (CHUCKLES)",329000,TRUE,332,4060,Dr. Julius Hibbert,EXAMINATION ROOM,"Yes, Hulk smash.",yes hulk smash,3 +140839,503,75,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Nuclear plant - burns' office - day),329000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140840,503,76,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: Mr. Burns, you are liable for thousands of dollars per employee, not to mention my extensive fees which are--",329000,TRUE,351,10,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Mr. Burns, you are liable for thousands of dollars per employee, not to mention my extensive fees which are--",mr burns you are liable for thousands of dollars per employee not to mention my extensive fees which are--,19 +140841,503,77,C. Montgomery Burns: This trapdoor app works like a charm! Excellent.,341000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,This trapdoor app works like a charm! Excellent.,this trapdoor app works like a charm excellent,8 +140842,503,78,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: (SCREAMS THROUGH TRAP DOOR, THEN:) You'll still have to pay!",345000,TRUE,351,10,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You'll still have to pay!,youll still have to pay,5 +140843,503,79,"C. Montgomery Burns: (MAD) This is the last time I pay the price for the irritating mortality of the human worker! Smithers, it's time to re-staff with the super-intelligent kangaroos we've been breeding!",348000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"This is the last time I pay the price for the irritating mortality of the human worker! Smithers, it's time to re-staff with the super-intelligent kangaroos we've been breeding!",this is the last time i pay the price for the irritating mortality of the human worker smithers its time to re-staff with the super-intelligent kangaroos weve been breeding,29 +140844,503,80,"Waylon Smithers: I'm sorry, sir, but they just filled their pouches with office supplies and hopped away.",356000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I'm sorry, sir, but they just filled their pouches with office supplies and hopped away.",im sorry sir but they just filled their pouches with office supplies and hopped away,15 +140845,503,81,C. Montgomery Burns: (HEARTBROKEN) Even the joeys?,360000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Even the joeys?,even the joeys,3 +140846,503,82,"Waylon Smithers: Y'know, sir... there is a more high-tech solution.",361000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Y'know, sir... there is a more high-tech solution.",yknow sir there is a more high-tech solution,8 +140847,503,83,C. Montgomery Burns: More high-tech than kangaroos?,364000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,More high-tech than kangaroos?,more high-tech than kangaroos,4 +140848,503,84,"C. Montgomery Burns: Ladies and gentlemen, meet the future masters of the human race.",367000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Ladies and gentlemen, meet the future masters of the human race.",ladies and gentlemen meet the future masters of the human race,11 +140849,503,85,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) Comicon nerds!,377000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Comicon nerds!,comicon nerds,2 +140850,503,86,"C. Montgomery Burns: You fool! These are robots! You will train them, and they will replace you.",378000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You fool! These are robots! You will train them, and they will replace you.",you fool these are robots you will train them and they will replace you,14 +140851,503,87,C. Montgomery Burns: I give you permission to shake your fists in anger twice.,386000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I give you permission to shake your fists in anger twice.,i give you permission to shake your fists in anger twice,11 +140852,503,88,"C. Montgomery Burns: (""CAUGHT YOU"" LAUGH) I didn't say ""Monty says!"" Now I have cause to terminate!",391000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I didn't say ""Monty says!"" Now I have cause to terminate!",i didnt say monty says now i have cause to terminate,11 +140853,503,89,Employees: (DISGRUNTLED MURMURS),391000,FALSE,1906,10,Employees,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140854,503,90,Lenny Leonard: This is crap!,394000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,This is crap!,this is crap,3 +140855,503,91,"C. Montgomery Burns: Monty says ""shake your fists.""",395000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Monty says ""shake your fists.""",monty says shake your fists,5 +140856,503,92,C. Montgomery Burns: Now get out.,395000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Now get out.,now get out,3 +140857,503,93,"Carl Carlson: You didn't say ""Monty says.""",395000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You didn't say ""Monty says.""",you didnt say monty says,5 +140858,503,94,C. Montgomery Burns: (FURIOUS) This is no game!,398000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,This is no game!,this is no game,4 +140859,503,95,C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent.,405000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Excellent.,excellent,1 +140860,503,96,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, I'm afraid we do need to keep one human worker to sign for packages, a scapegoat for meltdowns, things that would be a waste of the robots' time.",406000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sir, I'm afraid we do need to keep one human worker to sign for packages, a scapegoat for meltdowns, things that would be a waste of the robots' time.",sir im afraid we do need to keep one human worker to sign for packages a scapegoat for meltdowns things that would be a waste of the robots time,29 +141072,504,26,Homer Simpson: A must!,207000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,A must!,a must,2 +140861,503,97,C. Montgomery Burns: (DISGUSTED) So we need one meat sock on the payroll. But who?,414000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,So we need one meat sock on the payroll. But who?,so we need one meat sock on the payroll but who,11 +140862,503,98,"Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns, before I leave, I've got a few things to get off my chest: one: I liked the new microwave in the break room -- just push ""popcorn"". You don't have to know how long. Two: replacing us with robots is heartless and despicable. Three: how about a farewell party with a caricature artist? You know, it's something both kids and adults can enjoy. So to sum up: nicely-done, we hate you, and food for thought.",418000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Mr. Burns, before I leave, I've got a few things to get off my chest: one: I liked the new microwave in the break room -- just push ""popcorn"". You don't have to know how long. Two: replacing us with robots is heartless and despicable. Three: how about a farewell party with a caricature artist? You know, it's something both kids and adults can enjoy. So to sum up: nicely-done, we hate you, and food for thought.",mr burns before i leave ive got a few things to get off my chest one i liked the new microwave in the break room -- just push popcorn you dont have to know how long two replacing us with robots is heartless and despicable three how about a farewell party with a caricature artist you know its something both kids and adults can enjoy so to sum up nicely-done we hate you and food for thought,77 +140863,503,99,"C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson, wait! As it turns out, there is one job available. But be forewarned, it promises naught but soul-crushing boredom.",443000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Simpson, wait! As it turns out, there is one job available. But be forewarned, it promises naught but soul-crushing boredom.",simpson wait as it turns out there is one job available but be forewarned it promises naught but soul-crushing boredom,20 +140864,503,100,Homer Simpson: (QUICK) Does the chair go back like this? (TILTS BACK),452000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Does the chair go back like this?,does the chair go back like this,7 +140865,503,101,C. Montgomery Burns: Yes.,455000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Yes.,yes,1 +140866,503,102,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,456000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +140867,503,103,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, it looks like we've found this plant's one remaining worker of bone and sinew.",462000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, it looks like we've found this plant's one remaining worker of bone and sinew.",well it looks like weve found this plants one remaining worker of bone and sinew,15 +140868,503,104,"Waylon Smithers: (POLITE LAUGH) Sir, I believe there are two, including yours truly.",466000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sir, I believe there are two, including yours truly.",sir i believe there are two including yours truly,9 +140869,503,105,"C. Montgomery Burns: It's one, excluding mine falsely!",470000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"It's one, excluding mine falsely!",its one excluding mine falsely,5 +140870,503,106,Waylon Smithers: (SCOFFS) Surely no robot can replace me!,472000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Surely no robot can replace me!,surely no robot can replace me,6 +140871,503,107,Waylon Smithers: I can do that.,484000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I can do that.,i can do that,4 +140872,503,108,Waylon Smithers: (VIBRATING NOISE),484000,FALSE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140873,503,109,C. Montgomery Burns: What about this?,488000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What about this?,what about this,3 +140874,503,110,Waylon Smithers: (SIGHS),488000,FALSE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140875,503,111,"Homer Simpson: (BITTER) Nice parking, idiot.",501000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Nice parking, idiot.",nice parking idiot,3 +140876,503,112,"Homer Simpson: So, uh, you guys are my new coworkers.",509000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"So, uh, you guys are my new coworkers.",so uh you guys are my new coworkers,8 +140877,503,113,"Homer Simpson: (FORCED JOCULARITY) So, workin' hard or hardly workin'? (CHUCKLES)",512000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"So, workin' hard or hardly workin'?",so workin hard or hardly workin,6 +140878,503,114,"Homer Simpson: I said, workin' hard or hardly working? (SILENCE, THEN GETTING MORE AND MORE AGGRAVATED) Working hard or hardly working?! WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?!",516000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I said, workin' hard or hardly working? Working hard or hardly working?! WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?!",i said workin hard or hardly working working hard or hardly working working hard or hardly working,17 +140879,503,115,Homer Simpson: (APOPLECTIC) It's a simple question! Are you A: Working hard or B: (GETTING SHOCKED NOISE),527000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It's a simple question! Are you A: Working hard or B:,its a simple question are you a working hard or b,11 +140880,503,116,"Homer Simpson: (WOOZY CHUCKLE) I guess I just met the joker of the group. Better watch out for you on April Fool's Day, am I right? (RISING ANGER) I said, am I right? Am I r-- (SHOCKED NOISE)",537000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I guess I just met the joker of the group. Better watch out for you on April Fool's Day, am I right? I said, am I right? Am I r--",i guess i just met the joker of the group better watch out for you on april fools day am i right i said am i right am i r--,30 +140881,503,117,(Moe's Tavern: Int. MOE'S TAVERN - night),545000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +140882,503,118,Homer Simpson: So you guys have any luck finding a new job?,545000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,So you guys have any luck finding a new job?,so you guys have any luck finding a new job,10 +140883,503,119,Lenny Leonard: Does it look like I've got a job?,550000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Does it look like I've got a job?,does it look like ive got a job,8 +140884,503,120,"Carl Carlson: No, I didn't.",550000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"No, I didn't.",no i didnt,3 +140885,503,121,"Moe Szyslak: Homer, show a little more sensitivity around these jobless washouts, huh?",553000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, show a little more sensitivity around these jobless washouts, huh?",homer show a little more sensitivity around these jobless washouts huh,11 +140886,503,122,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I've gotta tell ya, I'm miserable there. I'm all alone; and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who gets blamed?",557000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, I've gotta tell ya, I'm miserable there. I'm all alone; and when there's some problem due to human error, guess who gets blamed?",hey ive gotta tell ya im miserable there im all alone and when theres some problem due to human error guess who gets blamed,24 +140887,503,123,"Lenny Leonard: Hey, Homer. You know what I'm playing for ya?",565000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Homer. You know what I'm playing for ya?",hey homer you know what im playing for ya,9 +140888,503,124,Lenny Leonard: The World's Smallest Violin. And now I gotta sell it just to make my rent.,567000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,The World's Smallest Violin. And now I gotta sell it just to make my rent.,the worlds smallest violin and now i gotta sell it just to make my rent,15 +140889,503,125,Lenny Leonard: Oh my God! (WORRIED) Where's the bow? I can't sell it without the bow!,573000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Oh my God! Where's the bow? I can't sell it without the bow!,oh my god wheres the bow i cant sell it without the bow,13 +140890,503,126,"Moe Szyslak: Easy, easy there, Lenny. You can always play it pizzicato.",576000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Easy, easy there, Lenny. You can always play it pizzicato.",easy easy there lenny you can always play it pizzicato,10 +140891,503,127,Lenny Leonard: The buyer clearly specified violin and bow!,579000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,The buyer clearly specified violin and bow!,the buyer clearly specified violin and bow,7 +140892,503,128,Homer Simpson: Maybe I should be heading home.,582000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Maybe I should be heading home.,maybe i should be heading home,6 +140893,503,129,"Lenny Leonard: (ANGUISHED) Oh no, he stepped on the bow!",585000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Oh no, he stepped on the bow!",oh no he stepped on the bow,7 +140894,503,130,"Moe Szyslak: Boy, this place has gotten so grim. I'm gonna do something I've never done: make myself a drink.",588000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Boy, this place has gotten so grim. I'm gonna do something I've never done: make myself a drink.",boy this place has gotten so grim im gonna do something ive never done make myself a drink,18 +140895,503,131,Moe Szyslak: (ARGUING WITH HIMSELF) You call this beer? This is watered-down swill! You got a problem? Well here's the complaint department!,595000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,You call this beer? This is watered-down swill! You got a problem? Well here's the complaint department!,you call this beer this is watered-down swill you got a problem well heres the complaint department,17 +140896,503,132,"Moe Szyslak: You know what I think, Moe? I think You ain't got the guts!",602000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"You know what I think, Moe? I think You ain't got the guts!",you know what i think moe i think you aint got the guts,13 +140897,503,133,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - continuous),605000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +140898,503,134,"Moe Szyslak: Missed, ya son-of-a-bitch!",605000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Missed, ya son-of-a-bitch!",missed ya son-of-a-bitch,3 +140899,503,135,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),609000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140900,503,136,"Homer Simpson: (SINGING) WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE / LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE / THAT'S AMORE / WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS... (MOANS) When you do chair gondola all by yourself, it almost seems stupid.",609000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE / LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE / THAT'S AMORE / WHEN THE WORLD SEEMS... When you do chair gondola all by yourself, it almost seems stupid.",when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amore when the world seems when you do chair gondola all by yourself it almost seems stupid,29 +140901,503,137,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear power plant - main floor - a little later),629000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140902,503,138,"Homer Simpson: Ah, here it is: Hydraulic systems flush... EEPROM bios autoboot... (PERKING UP) conversation mode? They can talk?!",629000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Ah, here it is: Hydraulic systems flush... EEPROM bios autoboot... conversation mode? They can talk?!",ah here it is hydraulic systems flush eeprom bios autoboot conversation mode they can talk,15 +140903,503,139,"Homer Simpson: I just have to press this button, right...",638000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I just have to press this button, right...",i just have to press this button right,8 +140904,503,140,"Homer Simpson: Well, at least it doesn't feel pain.",643000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, at least it doesn't feel pain.",well at least it doesnt feel pain,7 +140905,503,141,Homer Simpson: Wait a minute... (CHARLES NELSON REILLY NOISE),645000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Wait a minute...,wait a minute,3 +140906,503,142,"Homer Simpson: (CAUTIOUS) ""Override self-destruct protocol with authorization code (PUNCHING IT IN) seven-two-two-five.",649000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"""Override self-destruct protocol with authorization code seven-two-two-five.,override self-destruct protocol with authorization code seven-two-two-five,7 +140907,503,143,Robot: (CALM MALE VOICE) Human interaction mode activated. Initiate conversation.,649000,true,624,10,Robot,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Human interaction mode activated. Initiate conversation.,human interaction mode activated initiate conversation,6 +140908,503,144,Homer Simpson: (TENTATIVE) Will you be my friend?,662000,true,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Will you be my friend?,will you be my friend,5 +140909,503,145,Robot: Friendship cannot exist between man and machine. But I can simulate interest in your statements.,664000,true,624,10,Robot,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Friendship cannot exist between man and machine. But I can simulate interest in your statements.,friendship cannot exist between man and machine but i can simulate interest in your statements,15 +140910,503,146,""Homer Simpson: (DELIGHTED GASP) You're not a friend... you're my best friend. (HUGS IT",THEN:) Uh,NA +140911,503,147,(Springfield: ext. springfield - main street - day),687000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +140912,503,148,Marge Simpson: It's no fun to live in a town with a ninety-nine percent unemployment rate.,687000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,It's no fun to live in a town with a ninety-nine percent unemployment rate.,its no fun to live in a town with a ninety-nine percent unemployment rate,14 +140913,503,149,(Luigi's: Ext. Luigi's - continuous),692000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +140914,503,150,Luigi: Things are so bad -- look at what happened to the man on my pizza box.,692000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,Things are so bad -- look at what happened to the man on my pizza box.,things are so bad -- look at what happened to the man on my pizza box,16 +140915,503,151,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - continuous),701000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +140916,503,152,Marge Simpson: Mr. Burns seemed like such a nice man the day he arrived.,701000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,Mr. Burns seemed like such a nice man the day he arrived.,mr burns seemed like such a nice man the day he arrived,12 +140917,503,153,"C. Montgomery Burns: Cheap power, plentiful jobs, and all your swimming holes shall be warm and bubbling.",711000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,"Cheap power, plentiful jobs, and all your swimming holes shall be warm and bubbling.",cheap power plentiful jobs and all your swimming holes shall be warm and bubbling,14 +140918,503,154,BEAUTIFUL BOY: (MOE'S VOICE) Can I pat the elephant?,716000,TRUE,6063,270,BEAUTIFUL BOY,Springfield Street,Can I pat the elephant?,can i pat the elephant,5 +140919,503,155,C. Montgomery Burns: (CHUCKLES) Of course.,720000,TRUE,15,270,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Street,Of course.,of course,2 +140920,503,156,Little Moe Szyslak: (ALARMED NOISE) Guess I'll just have to become beautiful on the inside:,726000,TRUE,4696,270,Little Moe Szyslak,Springfield Street,Guess I'll just have to become beautiful on the inside:,guess ill just have to become beautiful on the inside,10 +140921,503,157,Marge Simpson: Which he didn't.,729000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,Which he didn't.,which he didnt,3 +140922,503,158,Moe Szyslak: (MAD) I ain't payin'! Two of my shortbreads were broken!,730000,TRUE,17,270,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Street,I ain't payin'! Two of my shortbreads were broken!,i aint payin two of my shortbreads were broken,9 +140923,503,159,"Bart Simpson: Hey, check it out! Lenny's hit a new low!",734000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,"Hey, check it out! Lenny's hit a new low!",hey check it out lennys hit a new low,9 +140924,503,160,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (MAD) I don't want my window washed!,739000,TRUE,332,270,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Street,I don't want my window washed!,i dont want my window washed,6 +140925,503,161,Lenny Leonard: Too late!,741000,TRUE,165,270,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Street,Too late!,too late,2 +140926,503,162,Lenny Leonard: (MAD) I don't want my squeegee wiped!,745000,TRUE,165,270,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Street,I don't want my squeegee wiped!,i dont want my squeegee wiped,6 +140927,503,163,Homeless Man: I got what I needed.,747000,TRUE,3683,270,Homeless Man,Springfield Street,I got what I needed.,i got what i needed,5 +140928,503,164,"Homeless Man: That's it, boy. Live one more day.",751000,TRUE,3683,270,Homeless Man,Springfield Street,"That's it, boy. Live one more day.",thats it boy live one more day,7 +140929,503,165,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - establishing - day),756000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +140930,503,166,(5th Grade Classroom: INT. 5TH GRADE CLASSROOM - continuous),756000,FALSE,NA,3839,NA,5th Grade Classroom,NA,NA,NA +140931,503,167,"Homeless Man: (SIGHS) Good morning, class. I'm your substitute teacher...",756000,TRUE,3683,3839,Homeless Man,5th Grade Classroom,"Good morning, class. I'm your substitute teacher...",good morning class im your substitute teacher,7 +140932,503,168,"Waylon Smithers: (IRATE) Alright, who did that?",759000,TRUE,14,3839,Waylon Smithers,5th Grade Classroom,"Alright, who did that?",alright who did that,4 +140933,503,169,"Waylon Smithers: (SNIPPY) Fine. We will not be reading ""Death In Venice"" today.",764000,TRUE,14,3839,Waylon Smithers,5th Grade Classroom,"Fine. We will not be reading ""Death In Venice"" today.",fine we will not be reading death in venice today,10 +140934,503,170,Class: (VERY DISAPPOINTED NOISE),764000,FALSE,1433,3839,Class,5th Grade Classroom,NA,NA,NA +140935,503,171,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Someone's in a mood.,768000,TRUE,145,3839,Kearney Zzyzwicz,5th Grade Classroom,Someone's in a mood.,someones in a mood,4 +140936,503,172,(Street: Ext. street - day),771000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +140937,503,173,Marge Simpson: Barney?,771000,TRUE,1,1,Marge Simpson,Street,Barney?,barney,1 +140938,503,174,"Barney Gumble: Hey, if we learned anything from ""The Full Monty,"" it's that in a tough economy, ugly people strip for money.",773000,TRUE,18,1,Barney Gumble,Street,"Hey, if we learned anything from ""The Full Monty,"" it's that in a tough economy, ugly people strip for money.",hey if we learned anything from the full monty its that in a tough economy ugly people strip for money,20 +140939,503,175,Marge Simpson: Do a lot of people pay?,780000,TRUE,1,1,Marge Simpson,Street,Do a lot of people pay?,do a lot of people pay,6 +140940,503,176,"Barney Gumble: No, but I can also play three-card full Monty.",782000,TRUE,18,1,Barney Gumble,Street,"No, but I can also play three-card full Monty.",no but i can also play three-card full monty,9 +140941,503,177,"Barney Gumble: (LIKE CON MAN) Follow the hats, where's the wiener? Follow the hats, where's the wiener? Now you see it, now you don't.",785000,TRUE,18,1,Barney Gumble,Street,"Follow the hats, where's the wiener? Follow the hats, where's the wiener? Now you see it, now you don't.",follow the hats wheres the wiener follow the hats wheres the wiener now you see it now you dont,19 +140942,503,178,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - establishing - day),792000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +140943,503,179,"Homer Simpson: So, Bart, the little dickens, is going through that phase where young boys think their dad's an idiot.",792000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"So, Bart, the little dickens, is going through that phase where young boys think their dad's an idiot.",so bart the little dickens is going through that phase where young boys think their dads an idiot,18 +140944,503,180,Robot: (AS HE WORKS) Sounds like you are having... family difficulties.,798000,TRUE,624,10,Robot,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Sounds like you are having... family difficulties.,sounds like you are having family difficulties,7 +140945,503,181,Homer Simpson: (BLOWN AWAY) That's exactly what I'm having! You guys totally get me.,801000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That's exactly what I'm having! You guys totally get me.,thats exactly what im having you guys totally get me,10 +140946,503,182,Robot #2: (IDENTICAL VOICE) We are programmed to respond to your verbal prompts.,805000,TRUE,3672,10,Robot #2,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,We are programmed to respond to your verbal prompts.,we are programmed to respond to your verbal prompts,9 +140947,503,183,Homer Simpson: Could you give my wife a few lessons? (CHUCKLES),807000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Could you give my wife a few lessons?,could you give my wife a few lessons,8 +140948,503,184,Robot #1: Hmmm... your laughter indicates you do not wish us to give your wife lessons.,810000,TRUE,3671,10,Robot #1,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hmmm... your laughter indicates you do not wish us to give your wife lessons.,hmmm your laughter indicates you do not wish us to give your wife lessons,14 +140949,503,185,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Yeah. So uh... it's five o'clock. Time for Moe's.,814000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Yeah. So uh... it's five o'clock. Time for Moe's.,yeah so uh its five oclock time for moes,9 +140950,503,186,"Robot #1: My watch says ""three...""",818000,TRUE,3671,10,Robot #1,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"My watch says ""three...""",my watch says three,4 +140951,503,187,Robot #1: Four...,820000,TRUE,3671,10,Robot #1,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Four...,four,1 +140952,503,188,Robot #2: Five.,820000,TRUE,3672,10,Robot #2,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Five.,five,1 +140953,503,189,Homer Simpson: Let's go!,822000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Let's go!,lets go,2 +140954,503,190,Robot #1: Automated workers are not able to leave the plant.,823000,TRUE,3671,10,Robot #1,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Automated workers are not able to leave the plant.,automated workers are not able to leave the plant,9 +140955,503,191,Homer Simpson: What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.,826000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What happened to you guys? You used to be cool.,what happened to you guys you used to be cool,10 +140956,503,192,Robot #2: We are the same temperature we have always been.,828000,TRUE,3672,10,Robot #2,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,We are the same temperature we have always been.,we are the same temperature we have always been,9 +140957,503,193,"Homer Simpson: (IMITATING, MOCKING) We're the same temperature we've always been.",831000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,We're the same temperature we've always been.,were the same temperature weve always been,7 +140958,503,194,Robot #1: Our programming restricts our movement to yellow guidance lines.,831000,TRUE,3671,10,Robot #1,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Our programming restricts our movement to yellow guidance lines.,our programming restricts our movement to yellow guidance lines,9 +140959,503,195,(Baseball Field: ext. baseball field - continuous),848000,FALSE,NA,783,NA,Baseball Field,NA,NA,NA +140960,503,196,Homer Simpson: Play balll!,848000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,Play balll!,play balll,2 +140961,503,197,"Homer Simpson: (TOUCHES HOME, THEN:) Okay, I'm up again.",856000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,"Okay, I'm up again.",okay im up again,4 +140962,503,198,"Robot Catcher: According to the online rules of baseball, all players get a turn ""at bat.""",858000,TRUE,6064,783,Robot Catcher,Baseball Field,"According to the online rules of baseball, all players get a turn ""at bat.""",according to the online rules of baseball all players get a turn at bat,14 +140963,503,199,"Homer Simpson: Uh, right, right... actually, I'm the designated hitter for all you guys.",858000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,"Uh, right, right... actually, I'm the designated hitter for all you guys.",uh right right actually im the designated hitter for all you guys,12 +140964,503,200,"Robot Catcher: The designated hitter corrupts the purity of an otherwise elegant game... Illogical, illogical.",868000,TRUE,6064,783,Robot Catcher,Baseball Field,"The designated hitter corrupts the purity of an otherwise elegant game... Illogical, illogical.",the designated hitter corrupts the purity of an otherwise elegant game illogical illogical,13 +140965,503,201,Homer Simpson: Fine. Don't get your circuits in a bunch.,874000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,Fine. Don't get your circuits in a bunch.,fine dont get your circuits in a bunch,8 +140966,503,202,Robot 3rd Baseman: Circuit-bunching has yielded important advances in modern robotics. To wit...,877000,TRUE,6065,783,Robot 3rd Baseman,Baseball Field,Circuit-bunching has yielded important advances in modern robotics. To wit...,circuit-bunching has yielded important advances in modern robotics to wit,10 +140967,503,203,Homer Simpson: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!!,882000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!!!,shut up shut up shut up,6 +140968,503,204,"Bart Simpson: Hey Dad, can we play?",883000,TRUE,8,783,Bart Simpson,Baseball Field,"Hey Dad, can we play?",hey dad can we play,5 +140969,503,205,Pointing Robot: We cannot take the inferior one.,888000,TRUE,6066,783,Pointing Robot,Baseball Field,We cannot take the inferior one.,we cannot take the inferior one,6 +140970,503,206,"Milhouse Van Houten: My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.",890000,TRUE,25,783,Milhouse Van Houten,Baseball Field,"My heart makes up for my shortcomings, like Rudy.",my heart makes up for my shortcomings like rudy,9 +140971,503,207,Another Robot: Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.,893000,TRUE,6067,783,Another Robot,Baseball Field,Rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game.,rudy was only put in at the end of a meaningless game,12 +140972,503,208,Yet Another Robot: We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.,896000,TRUE,6068,783,Yet Another Robot,Baseball Field,We will notify you if this game becomes meaningless.,we will notify you if this game becomes meaningless,9 +140973,503,209,Homer Simpson: I got it...,906000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,I got it...,i got it,3 +140974,503,210,Homer Simpson: I got it...,907000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,I got it...,i got it,3 +140975,503,211,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED) I said I've got it!,908000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,I said I've got it!,i said ive got it,5 +141073,504,27,Fitness Salesman: Liability opt-out button...,208000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,Liability opt-out button...,liability opt-out button,3 +140976,503,212,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) That could've been my motherboard lying in the street!,913000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,That could've been my motherboard lying in the street!,that couldve been my motherboard lying in the street,9 +140977,503,213,Dying Robot: (LOSING POWER) Our primary directive... is to preserve human life.,916000,TRUE,6069,783,Dying Robot,Baseball Field,Our primary directive... is to preserve human life.,our primary directive is to preserve human life,8 +140978,503,214,"Homer Simpson: (REMORSEFUL) And here I was waiting till you slept to rob you of your copper. You know, it's crazy, but...",921000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,"And here I was waiting till you slept to rob you of your copper. You know, it's crazy, but...",and here i was waiting till you slept to rob you of your copper you know its crazy but,19 +140979,503,215,Dying Robot: Homer... move away from me. You are still in the road.,926000,TRUE,6069,783,Dying Robot,Baseball Field,Homer... move away from me. You are still in the road.,homer move away from me you are still in the road,11 +140980,503,216,"Homer Simpson: Hush, bionic prince, as I cradle your waning form.",930000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,"Hush, bionic prince, as I cradle your waning form.",hush bionic prince as i cradle your waning form,9 +140981,503,217,Homer Simpson: Such a peaceful end.,936000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,Such a peaceful end.,such a peaceful end,4 +140982,503,218,Robots: (HIGH-PITCHED WHINE),936000,FALSE,1060,783,Robots,Baseball Field,NA,NA,NA +140983,503,219,"Homer Simpson: Aw, jeez.",943000,TRUE,2,783,Homer Simpson,Baseball Field,"Aw, jeez.",aw jeez,2 +140984,503,220,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BACKYARD - NIGHT),961000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140985,503,221,"Homer Simpson: (SOMBER) Axels to axels, rust to rust, amen.",961000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Axels to axels, rust to rust, amen.",axels to axels rust to rust amen,7 +140986,503,222,Bart Simpson: Amen.,965000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Amen.,amen,1 +140987,503,223,"Lisa Simpson: Dearly beloved, we are not here to mourn their deactivation, but to celebrate their period of function.",966000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dearly beloved, we are not here to mourn their deactivation, but to celebrate their period of function.",dearly beloved we are not here to mourn their deactivation but to celebrate their period of function,17 +140988,503,224,Bart Simpson: (HOLDING UP HEAD) Can I hollow out this one's head and use it as a turtle tank?,974000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I hollow out this one's head and use it as a turtle tank?,can i hollow out this ones head and use it as a turtle tank,14 +140989,503,225,Homer Simpson: No! I'm already using it to put my keys in!,977000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,No! I'm already using it to put my keys in!,no im already using it to put my keys in,10 +140990,503,226,"Homer Simpson: Now, let me raise this beer to toast...",980000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, let me raise this beer to toast...",now let me raise this beer to toast,8 +140991,503,227,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),980000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +140992,503,228,Robot #1: Alcohol is harmful to humans.,983000,TRUE,3671,5,Robot #1,Simpson Home,Alcohol is harmful to humans.,alcohol is harmful to humans,5 +140993,503,229,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, save your breath.",985000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, save your breath.",yeah yeah yeah yeah save your breath,7 +140994,503,230,Robot #2: We have no breath.,987000,TRUE,3672,5,Robot #2,Simpson Home,We have no breath.,we have no breath,4 +140995,503,231,Robot #3: We do vent nitrogen once a year. You do not want to be around for that.,988000,TRUE,6070,5,Robot #3,Simpson Home,We do vent nitrogen once a year. You do not want to be around for that.,we do vent nitrogen once a year you do not want to be around for that,16 +140996,503,232,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) I have some adjustments to make.,992000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I have some adjustments to make.,i have some adjustments to make,6 +140997,503,233,(Simpson Garage: Int. Simpson garage - late at night),998000,FALSE,NA,625,NA,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +140998,503,234,"Ned Flanders: (ENTERS, EXASPERATED) Homer, when am I gettin' my power drill back?",998000,TRUE,11,625,Ned Flanders,Simpson Garage,"Homer, when am I gettin' my power drill back?",homer when am i gettin my power drill back,9 +140999,503,235,Homer Simpson: When I'm done with my robo-botomies.,1001000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,When I'm done with my robo-botomies.,when im done with my robo-botomies,6 +141000,503,236,Robot: Primary directive deactivated.,1006000,TRUE,624,625,Robot,Simpson Garage,Primary directive deactivated.,primary directive deactivated,3 +141001,503,237,Robot #2: Our new primary directive becomes removing all impediments to the plant.,1009000,TRUE,3672,625,Robot #2,Simpson Garage,Our new primary directive becomes removing all impediments to the plant.,our new primary directive becomes removing all impediments to the plant,11 +141002,503,238,"Ned Flanders: (NERVOUS) Uh, Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.",1015000,TRUE,11,625,Ned Flanders,Simpson Garage,"Uh, Homer, I'm afraid this is the part of God's perfect plan where you're murdered by robots.",uh homer im afraid this is the part of gods perfect plan where youre murdered by robots,17 +141003,503,239,"Homer Simpson: Flanders, I don't judge a robot by the color of their eyes. I look at their hands, which have turned into buzz saws.",1019000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Flanders, I don't judge a robot by the color of their eyes. I look at their hands, which have turned into buzz saws.",flanders i dont judge a robot by the color of their eyes i look at their hands which have turned into buzz saws,23 +141004,503,240,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY PAINED NOISE) Sonofa-- Why did you do that?,1030000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,Sonofa-- Why did you do that?,sonofa-- why did you do that,6 +141005,503,241,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - night - a little later),1037000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +141006,503,242,Robots: Eliminate impediment. Eliminate.,1037000,TRUE,1060,410,Robots,Evergreen Terrace,Eliminate impediment. Eliminate.,eliminate impediment eliminate,3 +141007,503,243,"Homer Simpson: Just say ""kill me,"" jerks!",1039000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Just say ""kill me,"" jerks!",just say kill me jerks,5 +141009,503,245,"Lisa Simpson: (IN WINDOW) Dad, they can only go three miles an hour!",1043000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Dad, they can only go three miles an hour!",dad they can only go three miles an hour,9 +141010,503,246,Homer Simpson: I'm doomed! Can they climb stairs?,1046000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I'm doomed! Can they climb stairs?,im doomed can they climb stairs,6 +141011,503,247,Lisa Simpson: (IN WINDOW) With great difficulty!,1049000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,With great difficulty!,with great difficulty,3 +141012,503,248,Homer Simpson: I'm doomed!,1050000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I'm doomed!,im doomed,2 +141013,503,249,(Burns's Living Room: int. mr. burns' living room - night),1061000,FALSE,NA,293,NA,Burns's Living Room,NA,NA,NA +141014,503,250,Homer Simpson: (WINDED) Robots... trying to kill me... and now they'll kill you... 'cause I led them here...,1061000,TRUE,2,293,Homer Simpson,Burns's Living Room,Robots... trying to kill me... and now they'll kill you... 'cause I led them here...,robots trying to kill me and now theyll kill you cause i led them here,15 +141015,503,251,(Burns Manor: Ext. burns' mansion - later),1068000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +141016,503,252,C. Montgomery Burns: Now see here! You are so not the heartless automatons I was looking for! There's one thing man has that machines can never match: hounds!,1068000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Now see here! You are so not the heartless automatons I was looking for! There's one thing man has that machines can never match: hounds!,now see here you are so not the heartless automatons i was looking for theres one thing man has that machines can never match hounds,25 +141017,503,253,Hound: (DOPPLER YELP),1068000,FALSE,6071,53,Hound,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +141018,503,254,"C. Montgomery Burns: Fine! Slink away! And guess what: all those times I said ""you're a good boy,"" it was a lie!",1083000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Fine! Slink away! And guess what: all those times I said ""you're a good boy,"" it was a lie!",fine slink away and guess what all those times i said youre a good boy it was a lie,19 +141019,503,255,C. Montgomery Burns: (EXPLAINING) No! Stop! I'll give you the combination to the num-num safe!,1090000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,No! Stop! I'll give you the combination to the num-num safe!,no stop ill give you the combination to the num-num safe,11 +141020,503,256,"C. Montgomery Burns: Flee, you fool!",1095000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Flee, you fool!",flee you fool,3 +141021,503,257,Homer Simpson: Aren't we getting num-nums?,1096000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,Aren't we getting num-nums?,arent we getting num-nums,4 +141022,503,258,(VICTORIAN SOLARIUM: int. victorian solarium - continuous),1106000,FALSE,NA,4061,NA,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,NA,NA,NA +141023,503,259,C. Montgomery Burns: Ahh. The solarium. We'll be safely cornered in this glass room with one door.,1106000,TRUE,15,4061,C. Montgomery Burns,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,Ahh. The solarium. We'll be safely cornered in this glass room with one door.,ahh the solarium well be safely cornered in this glass room with one door,14 +141024,503,260,Homer Simpson: (LUNGING NOISES),1106000,FALSE,2,4061,Homer Simpson,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,NA,NA,NA +141025,503,261,C. Montgomery Burns: Stop brandishing me!,1119000,TRUE,15,4061,C. Montgomery Burns,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,Stop brandishing me!,stop brandishing me,3 +141026,503,262,"Homer Simpson: Sorry. Before we die, can you tell me how old you really are?",1121000,TRUE,2,4061,Homer Simpson,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,"Sorry. Before we die, can you tell me how old you really are?",sorry before we die can you tell me how old you really are,13 +141027,503,263,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, it has four digits...",1125000,TRUE,15,4061,C. Montgomery Burns,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,"Well, it has four digits...",well it has four digits,5 +141028,503,264,Lenny Leonard: Unemployed Springfielders to the rescue!,1125000,TRUE,165,4061,Lenny Leonard,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,Unemployed Springfielders to the rescue!,unemployed springfielders to the rescue,5 +141029,503,265,Carl Carlson: (IN WIENER DOG OUTFIT) And underemployed!,1130000,TRUE,170,4061,Carl Carlson,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,And underemployed!,and underemployed,2 +141030,503,266,Waylon Smithers: To servos with love!,1137000,TRUE,14,4061,Waylon Smithers,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,To servos with love!,to servos with love,4 +141031,503,267,"Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) Guys, thank you. The words ""prime directive"" get thrown around a lot these days, but I'm glad yours was saving me. The saddest part is none of this had to happen, if Mr. Burns had simply trusted the human worker. Or if someone, anyone had told me that robots were incapable of human feelings.",1149000,TRUE,2,4061,Homer Simpson,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,"Guys, thank you. The words ""prime directive"" get thrown around a lot these days, but I'm glad yours was saving me. The saddest part is none of this had to happen, if Mr. Burns had simply trusted the human worker. Or if someone, anyone had told me that robots were incapable of human feelings.",guys thank you the words prime directive get thrown around a lot these days but im glad yours was saving me the saddest part is none of this had to happen if mr burns had simply trusted the human worker or if someone anyone had told me that robots were incapable of human feelings,54 +141032,503,268,Robot #1: I told you precisely that fact one thousand five hundred sixty-two t--,1171000,TRUE,3671,4061,Robot #1,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,I told you precisely that fact one thousand five hundred sixty-two t--,i told you precisely that fact one thousand five hundred sixty-two t--,12 +141033,503,269,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) And his arm can be my back-scratcher.,1181000,TRUE,2,4061,Homer Simpson,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,And his arm can be my back-scratcher.,and his arm can be my back-scratcher,7 +141034,503,270,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),1181000,FALSE,2,4061,Homer Simpson,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,NA,NA,NA +141035,503,271,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, I've learned the robotic worker is no match for the old-fashioned man of labor. You're all hired back... as temps!",1184000,TRUE,15,4061,C. Montgomery Burns,VICTORIAN SOLARIUM,"Well, I've learned the robotic worker is no match for the old-fashioned man of labor. You're all hired back... as temps!",well ive learned the robotic worker is no match for the old-fashioned man of labor youre all hired back as temps,21 +141036,503,272,(Lake Springfield: Ext. lake springfield - day),1193000,FALSE,NA,250,NA,Lake Springfield,NA,NA,NA +141037,503,273,"Fishing Robot: Homer, why have you reprogrammed me for this?",1193000,TRUE,6072,250,Fishing Robot,Lake Springfield,"Homer, why have you reprogrammed me for this?",homer why have you reprogrammed me for this,8 +141038,503,274,Homer Simpson: I'm giving you your wish: to be a real boy.,1196000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,I'm giving you your wish: to be a real boy.,im giving you your wish to be a real boy,10 +141039,503,275,Fishing Robot: I am real and I do not have wishes.,1200000,TRUE,6072,250,Fishing Robot,Lake Springfield,I am real and I do not have wishes.,i am real and i do not have wishes,9 +141040,503,276,Homer Simpson: Then take us out to sea.,1202000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,Then take us out to sea.,then take us out to sea,6 +141041,503,277,Fishing Robot: I am not a transformer. I cannot turn into an outboard motor.,1204000,TRUE,6072,250,Fishing Robot,Lake Springfield,I am not a transformer. I cannot turn into an outboard motor.,i am not a transformer i cannot turn into an outboard motor,12 +141042,503,278,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I believe you, but Flanders' drill doesn't.",1208000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,"Oh, I believe you, but Flanders' drill doesn't.",oh i believe you but flanders drill doesnt,8 +141043,503,279,Fishing Robot: (IMITATING MOTOR NOISES),1208000,FALSE,6072,250,Fishing Robot,Lake Springfield,NA,NA,NA +141044,503,280,"Homer Simpson: Oh, this is the life.",1216000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,"Oh, this is the life.",oh this is the life,5 +141045,503,281,Homer Simpson: Hey!,1219000,TRUE,2,250,Homer Simpson,Lake Springfield,Hey!,hey,1 +141046,504,0,(Springfield Mall: Ext. Springfield mall - movie theater - day),117000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141047,504,1,"Homer Simpson: Okay, what's an appropriate movie for you boys?",117000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Okay, what's an appropriate movie for you boys?",okay whats an appropriate movie for you boys,8 +141048,504,2,Homer Simpson: (REACTING TO INDIVIDUAL MOVIE POSTERS) No... no...,120000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,No... no...,no no,2 +141049,504,3,"Homer Simpson: (READING MARQUEE) Ooo, here's one: ""Happy Little Elves Two: The Sequelf."" Two kids.",121000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Ooo, here's one: ""Happy Little Elves Two: The Sequelf."" Two kids.",ooo heres one happy little elves two the sequelf two kids,11 +141050,504,4,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) That movie's for babies.,126000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,That movie's for babies.,that movies for babies,4 +141051,504,5,Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) Watch whatever you want -- I got you here alive. (CHUCKLES) Now I'm gonna visit the only court I could never be in contempt of: food court. (CHUCKLES),128000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Watch whatever you want -- I got you here alive. Now I'm gonna visit the only court I could never be in contempt of: food court.,watch whatever you want -- i got you here alive now im gonna visit the only court i could never be in contempt of food court,26 +141052,504,6,"Homer Simpson: Now, to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.",139000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Now, to save on calories, I won't eat the paper in the fortune cookie.",now to save on calories i wont eat the paper in the fortune cookie,14 +141053,504,7,"Homer Simpson: (MILD EXERTION, THEN HEAVY WHEEZING NOISES AS HE WALKS)",139000,FALSE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141054,504,8,"Fitness Salesman: Sir, I can't help but noticing that you are very near death.",157000,TRUE,6073,8,Fitness Salesman,Springfield Mall,"Sir, I can't help but noticing that you are very near death.",sir i cant help but noticing that you are very near death,12 +141055,504,9,Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) Closer than you think!,161000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Closer than you think!,closer than you think,4 +141056,504,10,(SPORT PALAIS: int. sport palais - treadmill section - moments later),172000,FALSE,NA,4062,NA,SPORT PALAIS,NA,NA,NA +141057,504,11,Fitness Salesman: Homer... can I call you Homer?,172000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,Homer... can I call you Homer?,homer can i call you homer,6 +141058,504,12,Homer Simpson: Sure. What's your name?,173000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,Sure. What's your name?,sure whats your name,4 +141059,504,13,"Fitness Salesman: I'm not required to tell you that. Homer, how long do you want to live?",175000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,"I'm not required to tell you that. Homer, how long do you want to live?",im not required to tell you that homer how long do you want to live,15 +141060,504,14,Homer Simpson: (WISTFUL) Long enough that me and Marge can be one of those couples who just sit and hold hands.,179000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,Long enough that me and Marge can be one of those couples who just sit and hold hands.,long enough that me and marge can be one of those couples who just sit and hold hands,18 +141061,504,15,Elderly Homer: I heard Lenny had a terrible fall.,185000,TRUE,6074,4062,Elderly Homer,SPORT PALAIS,I heard Lenny had a terrible fall.,i heard lenny had a terrible fall,7 +141062,504,16,Elderly Marge: You know who else fell? Dr. Hibbert!,189000,TRUE,6075,4062,Elderly Marge,SPORT PALAIS,You know who else fell? Dr. Hibbert!,you know who else fell dr hibbert,7 +141063,504,17,"Elderly Homer: (RUEFUL) Yeah, falls'll getcha.",192000,TRUE,6074,4062,Elderly Homer,SPORT PALAIS,"Yeah, falls'll getcha.",yeah fallsll getcha,3 +141064,504,18,"Fitness Salesman: Well, I want to help you make it to that glorious day. For money.",195000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,"Well, I want to help you make it to that glorious day. For money.",well i want to help you make it to that glorious day for money,14 +141065,504,19,Fitness Salesman: This is the Butt-Whisperer 9000: cushioned track...,199000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,This is the Butt-Whisperer 9000: cushioned track...,this is the butt-whisperer 9000 cushioned track,7 +141066,504,20,Homer Simpson: Ooh!,202000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,Ooh!,ooh,1 +141067,504,21,Fitness Salesman: Hydration dock...,204000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,Hydration dock...,hydration dock,2 +141068,504,22,Homer Simpson: Gotta have that!,204000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,Gotta have that!,gotta have that,3 +141069,504,23,Fitness Salesman: Built-in HD TV...,205000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,Built-in HD TV...,built-in hd tv,3 +141070,504,24,Homer Simpson: Lovin' it!,205000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,Lovin' it!,lovin it,2 +141071,504,25,Fitness Salesman: Dog-walk side-path...,207000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,Dog-walk side-path...,dog-walk side-path,2 +141074,504,28,Homer Simpson: Keep 'em comin'!,208000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,Keep 'em comin'!,keep em comin,3 +141075,504,29,Fitness Salesman: And drill-sergeant mode...,210000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,And drill-sergeant mode...,and drill-sergeant mode,3 +141076,504,30,"Drill Sergeant: Run, you maggot! Faster, you tub of lard!",213000,TRUE,4759,4062,Drill Sergeant,SPORT PALAIS,"Run, you maggot! Faster, you tub of lard!",run you maggot faster you tub of lard,8 +141077,504,31,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) It's programmed to my specifications!,215000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,It's programmed to my specifications!,its programmed to my specifications,5 +141078,504,32,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) But I can't afford this...,219000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,But I can't afford this...,but i cant afford this,5 +141079,504,33,"Fitness Salesman: Homer, you can't afford three hundred dollars a month?",221000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,"Homer, you can't afford three hundred dollars a month?",homer you cant afford three hundred dollars a month,9 +141080,504,34,Homer Simpson: (SADLY) No.,224000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,No.,no,1 +141081,504,35,"Fitness Salesman: Well, what about ten dollars a day?",225000,TRUE,6073,4062,Fitness Salesman,SPORT PALAIS,"Well, what about ten dollars a day?",well what about ten dollars a day,7 +141082,504,36,Homer Simpson: (EXUBERANT) Easy!,227000,TRUE,2,4062,Homer Simpson,SPORT PALAIS,Easy!,easy,1 +141083,504,37,(Springfield Mall: Int. Springfield mall - movie theater lobby - day),229000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141084,504,38,Jimbo Jones: How was Crappy Little Elves?,229000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,How was Crappy Little Elves?,how was crappy little elves,5 +141085,504,39,Bart Simpson: (SCOFFS) My friend and I only see it to rank on it.,232000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,My friend and I only see it to rank on it.,my friend and i only see it to rank on it,11 +141086,504,40,"Bart Simpson: (TEETH CLENCHED, TO MILHOUSE) Get that stuff off!",236000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,Get that stuff off!,get that stuff off,4 +141087,504,41,Milhouse Van Houten: Take a picture first.,239000,TRUE,25,8,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Mall,Take a picture first.,take a picture first,4 +141088,504,42,Bart Simpson: Now!,240000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,Now!,now,1 +141089,504,43,"DOLPH: (BRAGGING) We're gonna be checking out a delightful Hong Kong horror remake known as ""Crawlspace,"" based on (SAYS CHINESE TITLE) Paxing kongjian (""PAH SHING KONG JEE-EN"")",242000,TRUE,146,8,DOLPH,Springfield Mall,"We're gonna be checking out a delightful Hong Kong horror remake known as ""Crawlspace,"" based on Paxing kongjian",were gonna be checking out a delightful hong kong horror remake known as crawlspace based on paxing kongjian,18 +141090,504,44,"Shauna Chalmers: Well count me out, Jimbo. I don't need to hear how every chick in the movie got what was coming to them.",251000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,"Well count me out, Jimbo. I don't need to hear how every chick in the movie got what was coming to them.",well count me out jimbo i dont need to hear how every chick in the movie got what was coming to them,22 +141091,504,45,"Jimbo Jones: Shauna, food for thought: if we don't watch movies about torture in crawl spaces, how will we know what to do if someone puts us in a torture crawl space?",257000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,"Shauna, food for thought: if we don't watch movies about torture in crawl spaces, how will we know what to do if someone puts us in a torture crawl space?",shauna food for thought if we dont watch movies about torture in crawl spaces how will we know what to do if someone puts us in a torture crawl space,30 +141092,504,46,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Not if, when.",266000,TRUE,145,8,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Mall,"Not if, when.",not if when,3 +141093,504,47,"Shauna Chalmers: Nah, I'm gonna go see one of those Jennifer Aniston movies where she rolls her eyes on the poster.",268000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,"Nah, I'm gonna go see one of those Jennifer Aniston movies where she rolls her eyes on the poster.",nah im gonna go see one of those jennifer aniston movies where she rolls her eyes on the poster,19 +141094,504,48,"Jimbo Jones: Babe, you know I don't want you watching a movie by yourself. You're a total perv magnet.",274000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,"Babe, you know I don't want you watching a movie by yourself. You're a total perv magnet.",babe you know i dont want you watching a movie by yourself youre a total perv magnet,17 +141095,504,49,Shauna Chalmers: (FLATTERED) Aww.,280000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,Aww.,aww,1 +141096,504,50,"Jimbo Jones: So, I'll find someone to take you. Someone unthreatening.",281000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,"So, I'll find someone to take you. Someone unthreatening.",so ill find someone to take you someone unthreatening,9 +141097,504,51,Shauna Chalmers: Hey! You know our deal: chaperones cannot be humiliating.,287000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,Hey! You know our deal: chaperones cannot be humiliating.,hey you know our deal chaperones cannot be humiliating,9 +141098,504,52,Milhouse Van Houten: She's got ya there.,291000,TRUE,25,8,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Mall,She's got ya there.,shes got ya there,4 +141099,504,53,Shauna Chalmers: How 'bout this one?,293000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,How 'bout this one?,how bout this one,4 +141100,504,54,"Jimbo Jones: Simpson? Let's see... (EXAMINES UPPER LIP) no starter-stache, temp tat--",293000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,"Simpson? Let's see... no starter-stache, temp tat--",simpson lets see no starter-stache temp tat--,7 +141101,504,55,Jimbo Jones: (LOOKS IN MOUTH) ...still has baby teeth at nine and twenty-four... Total prepuber.,296000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,...still has baby teeth at nine and twenty-four... Total prepuber.,still has baby teeth at nine and twenty-four total prepuber,10 +141102,504,56,"Jimbo Jones: Now you stay close to my Shauna, if someone so much as peels a ladybug decal off her fake fingernails, I'm blaming you.",306000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,"Now you stay close to my Shauna, if someone so much as peels a ladybug decal off her fake fingernails, I'm blaming you.",now you stay close to my shauna if someone so much as peels a ladybug decal off her fake fingernails im blaming you,23 +141103,504,57,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: C'mon, c'mon! The best murder is always first!",315000,TRUE,145,8,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Mall,"C'mon, c'mon! The best murder is always first!",cmon cmon the best murder is always first,8 +141104,504,58,Terrified Man: Not my eyelids!,321000,TRUE,6076,8,Terrified Man,Springfield Mall,Not my eyelids!,not my eyelids,3 +141105,504,59,"(""ALL THE WRONG REASONS"" MOVIE THEATER: int. ""ALL THE WRONG REASONS"" movie theater - later SCENE 3)",323000,FALSE,NA,4063,NA,"""ALL THE WRONG REASONS"" MOVIE THEATER",NA,NA,NA +141106,504,60,"""Jennifer Aniston"": (FURIOUS) Are you telling me the real reason you started dating me was so you could buy my flower shop?",323000,TRUE,6077,4063,Jennifer Aniston,"""ALL THE WRONG REASONS"" MOVIE THEATER",Are you telling me the real reason you started dating me was so you could buy my flower shop?,are you telling me the real reason you started dating me was so you could buy my flower shop,19 +141107,504,61,"Handsome Funny Guy: (SUAVE, BUT NOT BRITISH) Yes. Your lease was the last thing stopping me from tearing this place down and building the biggest horse crematorium in Manhattan. But none of that matters now.",329000,TRUE,6078,4063,Handsome Funny Guy,"""ALL THE WRONG REASONS"" MOVIE THEATER",Yes. Your lease was the last thing stopping me from tearing this place down and building the biggest horse crematorium in Manhattan. But none of that matters now.,yes your lease was the last thing stopping me from tearing this place down and building the biggest horse crematorium in manhattan but none of that matters now,28 +141108,504,62,"Shauna Chalmers: All right, we've seen his ass. Let's go.",340000,TRUE,5625,4063,Shauna Chalmers,"""ALL THE WRONG REASONS"" MOVIE THEATER","All right, we've seen his ass. Let's go.",all right weve seen his ass lets go,8 +141109,504,63,(Springfield Mall: int. mall - food court - a little later),344000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141110,504,64,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (FLIRTY) Hey, I can hook you up with pinto and black beans.",344000,TRUE,923,8,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Springfield Mall,"Hey, I can hook you up with pinto and black beans.",hey i can hook you up with pinto and black beans,11 +141111,504,65,Shauna Chalmers: I'll do anything for free beans. Anything.,349000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,I'll do anything for free beans. Anything.,ill do anything for free beans anything,7 +141112,504,66,"Bart Simpson: Hey, nametag! Do you know who her boyfriend is? Jimbo Jones!",353000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Hey, nametag! Do you know who her boyfriend is? Jimbo Jones!",hey nametag do you know who her boyfriend is jimbo jones,11 +141113,504,67,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (TERRIFIED) I gotta go sort tortillas. (SCARED NOISE),358000,TRUE,923,8,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Springfield Mall,I gotta go sort tortillas.,i gotta go sort tortillas,5 +141114,504,68,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (QUICKLY) Corn, flour, corn, corn, no gluten, corn, two stuck together?! (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Now I've gotta fill out a form.",359000,TRUE,923,8,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Springfield Mall,"Corn, flour, corn, corn, no gluten, corn, two stuck together?! Now I've gotta fill out a form.",corn flour corn corn no gluten corn two stuck together now ive gotta fill out a form,17 +141115,504,69,"Bart Simpson: Listen lady, you do not two-time the man with the skull t-shirt.",366000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Listen lady, you do not two-time the man with the skull t-shirt.",listen lady you do not two-time the man with the skull t-shirt,12 +141116,504,70,Shauna Chalmers: (SNORTS) Jimbo doesn't care about me -- he didn't even notice my side braid!,369000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,Jimbo doesn't care about me -- he didn't even notice my side braid!,jimbo doesnt care about me -- he didnt even notice my side braid,13 +141117,504,71,"Bart Simpson: Oh, that is cool. Looks like two snakes trying to kill each other on your head.",374000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Oh, that is cool. Looks like two snakes trying to kill each other on your head.",oh that is cool looks like two snakes trying to kill each other on your head,16 +141118,504,72,"Shauna Chalmers: That's what I was going for! You know, for a second grader, you're pretty sharp.",378000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,"That's what I was going for! You know, for a second grader, you're pretty sharp.",thats what i was going for you know for a second grader youre pretty sharp,15 +141119,504,73,"Bart Simpson: I'm actually in fourth grade, (COCKY) but I read at a second grade level. (COOL) They think I might have a ""problem.""",382000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,"I'm actually in fourth grade, but I read at a second grade level. They think I might have a ""problem.""",im actually in fourth grade but i read at a second grade level they think i might have a problem,20 +141120,504,74,Shauna Chalmers: (INTRIGUED NOISE),382000,FALSE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141121,504,75,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (VERY SHAKEN) Why did I see that movie the day before I have to clean the crawlspace?,390000,TRUE,145,8,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Mall,Why did I see that movie the day before I have to clean the crawlspace?,why did i see that movie the day before i have to clean the crawlspace,15 +141122,504,76,"Homer Simpson: (WAVING ACROSS MALL) C'mon, boy. We've gotta go home. I saved big bucks on the delivery charges.",394000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"C'mon, boy. We've gotta go home. I saved big bucks on the delivery charges.",cmon boy weve gotta go home i saved big bucks on the delivery charges,14 +141123,504,77,Homer Simpson: (MUFFLED ANNOYED GRUNT),394000,FALSE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141124,504,78,Bart Simpson: I gotta go -- he's my ride.,402000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,I gotta go -- he's my ride.,i gotta go -- hes my ride,7 +141125,504,79,"Jimbo Jones: Not so fast, Simpson. F.Y.I., you got another ""date"" tomorrow with Shauna.",405000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,"Not so fast, Simpson. F.Y.I., you got another ""date"" tomorrow with Shauna.",not so fast simpson fyi you got another date tomorrow with shauna,12 +141126,504,80,Bart Simpson: (ALARMED) Why can't you do it?,411000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,Why can't you do it?,why cant you do it,5 +141127,504,81,"Jimbo Jones: We're going to a seminar: ""Extracting Lunch Money from a Cashless Society.""",412000,TRUE,144,8,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Mall,"We're going to a seminar: ""Extracting Lunch Money from a Cashless Society.""",were going to a seminar extracting lunch money from a cashless society,12 +141128,504,82,DOLPH: We're gonna rob the guy givin' the seminar.,412000,TRUE,146,8,DOLPH,Springfield Mall,We're gonna rob the guy givin' the seminar.,were gonna rob the guy givin the seminar,8 +141129,504,83,Shauna Chalmers: Bart and I'll figure out something.,419000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,Bart and I'll figure out something.,bart and ill figure out something,6 +141130,504,84,Bart Simpson: (NERVOUS) Yeah.,422000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,Yeah.,yeah,1 +141131,504,85,Homer Simpson: (SATISFIED) Ahhh. Doesn't get any better than this.,426000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Ahhh. Doesn't get any better than this.,ahhh doesnt get any better than this,7 +141132,504,86,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),431000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141133,504,87,"Homer Simpson: Huh, that's weird, my armpits are gettin' wet.",431000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Huh, that's weird, my armpits are gettin' wet.",huh thats weird my armpits are gettin wet,8 +141134,504,88,"Lisa Simpson: Wow, the TV's hooked up to the internet! You can stream whole seasons of old TV shows.",436000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wow, the TV's hooked up to the internet! You can stream whole seasons of old TV shows.",wow the tvs hooked up to the internet you can stream whole seasons of old tv shows,17 +141135,504,89,"Homer Simpson: Hmm... (SCANS THROUGH MENUS, VERY QUICKLY)",442000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hmm...,hmm,1 +141136,504,90,Homer Simpson: Seen it.,443000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Seen it.,seen it,2 +141137,504,91,Homer Simpson: Seen it.,443000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Seen it.,seen it,2 +141138,504,92,Homer Simpson: Seen it.,443000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Seen it.,seen it,2 +141139,504,93,Homer Simpson: British version was better.,444000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,British version was better.,british version was better,4 +141140,504,94,Homer Simpson: Totally scripted.,445000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Totally scripted.,totally scripted,2 +141141,504,95,Homer Simpson: Sued it.,445000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sued it.,sued it,2 +141142,504,96,"Homer Simpson: (CURIOUS) ""Stranded?"" What's that?",447000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Stranded?"" What's that?",stranded whats that,3 +141143,504,97,"Lisa Simpson: ""Stranded"" was a show about people marooned on a mysterious island that's riddled with religious and scientific paradoxes. It was huge! (BEAT) Well, the first season and the last season.",448000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Stranded"" was a show about people marooned on a mysterious island that's riddled with religious and scientific paradoxes. It was huge! Well, the first season and the last season.",stranded was a show about people marooned on a mysterious island thats riddled with religious and scientific paradoxes it was huge well the first season and the last season,29 +141144,504,98,"Homer Simpson: Well, islands are always entertaining, from Gilligan to Iwo Jima.",458000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, islands are always entertaining, from Gilligan to Iwo Jima.",well islands are always entertaining from gilligan to iwo jima,10 +141145,504,99,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) A plane crash!,467000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,A plane crash!,a plane crash,3 +141146,504,100,(BASEMENT: int. basement - day),471000,FALSE,NA,1120,NA,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +141147,504,101,Homer Simpson: (ALARMED) Wait a minute... that flashback raised more questions than it answered?!,471000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Wait a minute... that flashback raised more questions than it answered?!,wait a minute that flashback raised more questions than it answered,11 +141148,504,102,Shirtless Rugged Man: (ALARMED) Oh my God... inside the coconut... my pet cat from when I was little... and on his nametag... is the number of our flight!,479000,TRUE,6079,1120,Shirtless Rugged Man,BASEMENT,Oh my God... inside the coconut... my pet cat from when I was little... and on his nametag... is the number of our flight!,oh my god inside the coconut my pet cat from when i was little and on his nametag is the number of our flight,24 +141149,504,103,Kitten: Purr-gatory!,489000,TRUE,6080,1120,Kitten,BASEMENT,Purr-gatory!,purr-gatory,1 +141150,504,104,Asian Woman: (TERRIFIED) Where are we??,491000,TRUE,3928,1120,Asian Woman,BASEMENT,Where are we??,where are we,3 +141151,504,105,Homer Simpson: What a great opening episode. And I'm sure everything they said will pay off handsomely!,495000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,What a great opening episode. And I'm sure everything they said will pay off handsomely!,what a great opening episode and im sure everything they said will pay off handsomely,15 +141152,504,106,(Springfield Mall: ext. springfield mall - late afternoon - establishing),517000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141153,504,107,Shauna Chalmers: (URGENT) Let's go! And don't look guilty.,517000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,Let's go! And don't look guilty.,lets go and dont look guilty,6 +141154,504,108,Bart Simpson: Huh?,517000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,Huh?,huh,1 +141155,504,109,"Guard: Young lady, I need to check your purse.",521000,TRUE,436,8,Guard,Springfield Mall,"Young lady, I need to check your purse.",young lady i need to check your purse,8 +141156,504,110,Shauna Chalmers: I didn't steal nothin'.,523000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,I didn't steal nothin'.,i didnt steal nothin,4 +141157,504,111,Thought Bubble Jimbo: If anything happens to her I'll beat you up from inside your brain.,525000,TRUE,6081,8,Thought Bubble Jimbo,Springfield Mall,If anything happens to her I'll beat you up from inside your brain.,if anything happens to her ill beat you up from inside your brain,13 +141158,504,112,Bart Simpson: I stole this...,534000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,I stole this...,i stole this,3 +141159,504,113,Guard: You stole perfume?,535000,TRUE,436,8,Guard,Springfield Mall,You stole perfume?,you stole perfume,3 +141160,504,114,"Bart Simpson: Uh, yeah, me. I use it all the time.",536000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Uh, yeah, me. I use it all the time.",uh yeah me i use it all the time,9 +141161,504,115,"Bart Simpson: (TUNING UP, SINGING) MI-MI-MI-MI-MI...",540000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,MI-MI-MI-MI-MI...,mi-mi-mi-mi-mi,1 +141162,504,116,Guard: YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU and I are taking a trip to mall jail.,542000,TRUE,436,8,Guard,Springfield Mall,YOU-YOU-YOU-YOU and I are taking a trip to mall jail.,you-you-you-you and i are taking a trip to mall jail,10 +141163,504,117,Bart Simpson: Isn't that what used to be the Beanie Baby store?,546000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,Isn't that what used to be the Beanie Baby store?,isnt that what used to be the beanie baby store,10 +141164,504,118,Guard: Shut up!,548000,TRUE,436,8,Guard,Springfield Mall,Shut up!,shut up,2 +141165,504,119,(Springfield Mall: Int. mall - security area - a little later),555000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141166,504,120,Shauna Chalmers: This is so cool. You took a fall for me. No one's done anything for me before. (LOOKING BACK) Uh-oh.,555000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,This is so cool. You took a fall for me. No one's done anything for me before. Uh-oh.,this is so cool you took a fall for me no ones done anything for me before uh-oh,18 +141167,504,121,Bart Simpson: Don't worry. I made sure he can't get too far.,561000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,Don't worry. I made sure he can't get too far.,dont worry i made sure he cant get too far,10 +141168,504,122,Guard: I'd use my legs but I've forgotten how!,565000,TRUE,436,8,Guard,Springfield Mall,I'd use my legs but I've forgotten how!,id use my legs but ive forgotten how,8 +141169,504,123,"Shauna Chalmers: (TO BART, SUGGESTIVELY) Come with me.",566000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,Come with me.,come with me,3 +141170,504,124,(Springfield Mall: int. Springfield mall - abandoned store - continuous),569000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +141171,504,125,"Bart Simpson: Hey, the first time we lost Maggie was in this store.",569000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Hey, the first time we lost Maggie was in this store.",hey the first time we lost maggie was in this store,11 +141172,504,126,"Shauna Chalmers: Bart, here's my thank-you gift.",572000,TRUE,5625,8,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Mall,"Bart, here's my thank-you gift.",bart heres my thank-you gift,5 +141173,504,127,Bart Simpson: What could a girl have that I--,575000,TRUE,8,8,Bart Simpson,Springfield Mall,What could a girl have that I--,what could a girl have that i--,7 +141175,504,129,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - kitchen - day),589000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141176,504,130,"Marge Simpson: Bart, you haven't touched your mashed potatoes.",589000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, you haven't touched your mashed potatoes.",bart you havent touched your mashed potatoes,7 +141177,504,131,Grampa Simpson: More breast?,593000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,More breast?,more breast,2 +141178,504,132,Bart Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE) No!,595000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No!,no,1 +141179,504,133,"Grampa Simpson: I'm offerin' ya a chicken breast, ya boob!",596000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm offerin' ya a chicken breast, ya boob!",im offerin ya a chicken breast ya boob,8 +141180,504,134,Bart Simpson: (UNCOMFORTABLE) Doesn't anyone here realize I'm only ten years old?,599000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Doesn't anyone here realize I'm only ten years old?,doesnt anyone here realize im only ten years old,9 +141181,504,135,"Marge Simpson: Bart, no dinner means no dessert.",602000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, no dinner means no dessert.",bart no dinner means no dessert,6 +141182,504,136,Bart Simpson: (ANGUISHED) I'm just not ready for cookies!,605000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm just not ready for cookies!,im just not ready for cookies,6 +141183,504,137,"Homer Simpson: You know, I should get back to the treadmill.",607000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know, I should get back to the treadmill.",you know i should get back to the treadmill,9 +141184,504,138,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES),607000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141185,504,139,"Marge Simpson: He exercises so much, but he looks the same. I guess the weight will all come off at once some day in the future.",612000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"He exercises so much, but he looks the same. I guess the weight will all come off at once some day in the future.",he exercises so much but he looks the same i guess the weight will all come off at once some day in the future,24 +141186,504,140,Grampa Simpson: Don't you believe anything Homer says. His first word was a lie!,619000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't you believe anything Homer says. His first word was a lie!,dont you believe anything homer says his first word was a lie,12 +141188,504,142,1-Year-Old Homer: Mommy.,627000,TRUE,6082,5,1-Year-Old Homer,Simpson Home,Mommy.,mommy,1 +141190,504,144,"Strange Man: Don't believe anything you were told by me in the past, because that was not me! But this is me now, but in less than a second I will be gone forever.",647000,TRUE,6083,5,Strange Man,Simpson Home,"Don't believe anything you were told by me in the past, because that was not me! But this is me now, but in less than a second I will be gone forever.",dont believe anything you were told by me in the past because that was not me but this is me now but in less than a second i will be gone forever,32 +141191,504,145,Strange Man: (DOPPLER) I might be back!,655000,TRUE,6083,5,Strange Man,Simpson Home,I might be back!,i might be back,4 +141192,504,146,"Homer Simpson: (GASP) The lava being! That's why they showed a clip of it on ""previously on.""",661000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"The lava being! That's why they showed a clip of it on ""previously on.""",the lava being thats why they showed a clip of it on previously on,14 +141193,504,147,Marge Simpson: Homer!,662000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +141194,504,148,"Marge Simpson: (ANGRY) You're using your expensive new treadmill just to watch a show that went off the air five years ago? And when I wanted to watch it with you then, you said it was pretentious and repetitive!",667000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You're using your expensive new treadmill just to watch a show that went off the air five years ago? And when I wanted to watch it with you then, you said it was pretentious and repetitive!",youre using your expensive new treadmill just to watch a show that went off the air five years ago and when i wanted to watch it with you then you said it was pretentious and repetitive,36 +141195,504,149,"Homer Simpson: (CRAZED) Marge, there're so many mysteries that I need to have solved.",678000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, there're so many mysteries that I need to have solved.",marge therere so many mysteries that i need to have solved,11 +141174,504,128,Bart's Thoughts: Oh my God! It's just like Dad's!,578000,TRUE,8,8,Bart's Thoughts,Springfield Mall,Oh my God! It's just like Dad's!,oh my god its just like dads,7 +141196,504,150,"Homer Simpson: Now, if the Korean couple can't speak English, why were they doing a crossword puzzle where the answer to twenty-three down was ""enigma"" spelled backwards? What does it mean?",681000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, if the Korean couple can't speak English, why were they doing a crossword puzzle where the answer to twenty-three down was ""enigma"" spelled backwards? What does it mean?",now if the korean couple cant speak english why were they doing a crossword puzzle where the answer to twenty-three down was enigma spelled backwards what does it mean,29 +141197,504,151,Marge Simpson: It means use the treadmill for running or take it back!,692000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It means use the treadmill for running or take it back!,it means use the treadmill for running or take it back,11 +141198,504,152,Homer Simpson: And where will I watch TV?,696000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And where will I watch TV?,and where will i watch tv,6 +141199,504,153,Marge Simpson: On the TV!,698000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,On the TV!,on the tv,3 +141200,504,154,Homer Simpson: And where will I walk?,699000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And where will I walk?,and where will i walk,5 +141201,504,155,Marge Simpson: On the ground!,701000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,On the ground!,on the ground,3 +141202,504,156,Homer Simpson: And where...,702000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And where...,and where,2 +141203,504,157,Marge Simpson: This is the stupidest fight ever!,702000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This is the stupidest fight ever!,this is the stupidest fight ever,6 +141204,504,158,Homer Simpson: (DEFIANT) We've had stupider!,706000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We've had stupider!,weve had stupider,3 +141205,504,159,Marge Simpson: I don't think so.,707000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't think so.,i dont think so,4 +141206,504,160,(Springfield Elementary School Playground: Ext. Springfield elementary playground - day),711000,FALSE,NA,26,NA,Springfield Elementary School Playground,NA,NA,NA +141207,504,161,"Jimbo Jones: Hey Fart-tholomew, you did a sweet job watching my woman yesterday.",711000,TRUE,144,26,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"Hey Fart-tholomew, you did a sweet job watching my woman yesterday.",hey fart-tholomew you did a sweet job watching my woman yesterday,11 +141208,504,162,Shauna Chalmers: (MESSY TEENAGER KISSING NOISES),711000,FALSE,5625,26,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School Playground,NA,NA,NA +141209,504,163,"Shauna Chalmers: So, what do you want to do now?",719000,TRUE,5625,26,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"So, what do you want to do now?",so what do you want to do now,8 +141210,504,164,Bart Simpson: What any boy would: push you in a puddle and run away.,721000,TRUE,8,26,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Playground,What any boy would: push you in a puddle and run away.,what any boy would push you in a puddle and run away,12 +141211,504,165,Shauna Chalmers: Maybe I should be faithful to Jimbo. He's bought me a lot of gum over the past couple months.,723000,TRUE,5625,26,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School Playground,Maybe I should be faithful to Jimbo. He's bought me a lot of gum over the past couple months.,maybe i should be faithful to jimbo hes bought me a lot of gum over the past couple months,19 +141212,504,166,"Bart Simpson: Listen... I could get wedgied for this, but Jimbo's a jerk. You can do better.",728000,TRUE,8,26,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"Listen... I could get wedgied for this, but Jimbo's a jerk. You can do better.",listen i could get wedgied for this but jimbos a jerk you can do better,15 +141213,504,167,Shauna Chalmers: Wow. You told me what's best for me... at risk to yourself. (ENTICING) Come with me.,734000,TRUE,5625,26,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School Playground,Wow. You told me what's best for me... at risk to yourself. Come with me.,wow you told me whats best for me at risk to yourself come with me,15 +141214,504,168,"Jimbo Jones: Shauna, I forgot to grope you goodbye.",739000,TRUE,144,26,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"Shauna, I forgot to grope you goodbye.",shauna i forgot to grope you goodbye,7 +141215,504,169,Shauna Chalmers: (MESSY TEENAGER KISSING NOISES),739000,FALSE,5625,26,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School Playground,NA,NA,NA +141216,504,170,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT - DAY),751000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141217,504,171,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED BEYOND BELIEF) At last! This episode promises to finally answer one question! (NOISES OF ANTICIPATION),751000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,At last! This episode promises to finally answer one question!,at last this episode promises to finally answer one question,10 +141218,504,172,Homer Simpson: Homie!,757000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie!,homie,1 +141219,504,173,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),757000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141220,504,174,Homer Simpson: (SUGGESTIVE) The kids are away and Maggie's napping...,757000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The kids are away and Maggie's napping...,the kids are away and maggies napping,7 +141221,504,175,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, that's great! Can it wait another hundred and four hours?",763000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, that's great! Can it wait another hundred and four hours?",ooh thats great can it wait another hundred and four hours,11 +141222,504,176,Homer Simpson: She walked away and slammed the door. (ANGUISHED) What does it mean? What does it mean?,767000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,She walked away and slammed the door. What does it mean? What does it mean?,she walked away and slammed the door what does it mean what does it mean,15 +141223,504,177,Marge Simpson: It means I'm mad!,773000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It means I'm mad!,it means im mad,4 +141224,504,178,Homer Simpson: Oh that's such a first-take answer!,775000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh that's such a first-take answer!,oh thats such a first-take answer,6 +141225,504,179,"Chief Wiggum: This one's yours, Ralphie.",798000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"This one's yours, Ralphie.",this ones yours ralphie,4 +141226,504,180,"Jimbo Jones: Simpson, I guess you don't have much respect for me.",836000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,"Simpson, I guess you don't have much respect for me.",simpson i guess you dont have much respect for me,10 +141767,506,231,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - afternoon),1018000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141227,504,181,"Bart Simpson: Well, who wears a wool hat to a pool?",840000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, who wears a wool hat to a pool?",well who wears a wool hat to a pool,9 +141228,504,182,"Bart Simpson: (BURSTS OUT LAUGHING, THEN SCARED:) It's not fair! You know that's hilarious! (GIGGLES)",848000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not fair! You know that's hilarious!,its not fair you know thats hilarious,7 +141229,504,183,Lifeguard: No horseplay in the pool area!,855000,TRUE,3549,5,Lifeguard,Simpson Home,No horseplay in the pool area!,no horseplay in the pool area,6 +141230,504,184,"Jimbo Jones: This isn't ""play"" -- this is some serious payback.",857000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,"This isn't ""play"" -- this is some serious payback.",this isnt play -- this is some serious payback,9 +141231,504,185,"Lifeguard: Well that's, um... (CHECKS RULES POSTED ON WALL) Alright, you may have found a loophole. I, I better check... (PICKS UP PHONE) Hello, Abby? (AGGRAVATED) I'm not calling about the shift change. God! But, well, since you bring it up, if there's a way to flip Saturday with next Wednesday...",861000,TRUE,3549,5,Lifeguard,Simpson Home,"Well that's, um... Alright, you may have found a loophole. I, I better check... Hello, Abby? I'm not calling about the shift change. God! But, well, since you bring it up, if there's a way to flip Saturday with next Wednesday...",well thats um alright you may have found a loophole i i better check hello abby im not calling about the shift change god but well since you bring it up if theres a way to flip saturday with next wednesday,41 +141232,504,186,"Jimbo Jones: (COCKING FIST) Simpson, prepare to--",874000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,"Simpson, prepare to--",simpson prepare to--,3 +141233,504,187,Jimbo Jones: We see Bart running frantically toward the exit.,874000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,We see Bart running frantically toward the exit.,we see bart running frantically toward the exit,8 +141234,504,188,"Lifeguard: Hey, no running on the deck!",878000,TRUE,3549,5,Lifeguard,Simpson Home,"Hey, no running on the deck!",hey no running on the deck,6 +141235,504,189,Bart Simpson: (CALLING) I'm on the grass apron!,880000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm on the grass apron!,im on the grass apron,5 +141236,504,190,Lifeguard: (GRUMBLING) Everyone's a swimming pool lawyer.,883000,TRUE,3549,5,Lifeguard,Simpson Home,Everyone's a swimming pool lawyer.,everyones a swimming pool lawyer,5 +141237,504,191,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - sunset),912000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +141238,504,192,"Bart Simpson: (TO SELF) Oh, thank God! Mom will pound them!",912000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Oh, thank God! Mom will pound them!",oh thank god mom will pound them,7 +141239,504,193,"Marge Simpson: (FRIENDLY) Why, if it isn't Jimbo, Dorf and Ernie.",914000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Why, if it isn't Jimbo, Dorf and Ernie.",why if it isnt jimbo dorf and ernie,8 +141240,504,194,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (SHY CHUCKLES) (DOLPH:) Dorf.,918000,TRUE,145,410,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Evergreen Terrace,Dorf.,dorf,1 +141241,504,195,"Marge Simpson: Bart's not home yet, but I'm always looking to encourage non-Milhouse play-dates. Stick around!",920000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Bart's not home yet, but I'm always looking to encourage non-Milhouse play-dates. Stick around!",barts not home yet but im always looking to encourage non-milhouse play-dates stick around,14 +141242,504,196,"Shauna Chalmers: (WALKING UP) Hey, Bart.",927000,TRUE,5625,410,Shauna Chalmers,Evergreen Terrace,"Hey, Bart.",hey bart,2 +141243,504,197,"Bart Simpson: Oh, it's you. (HALF-HEARTED KISSING NOISES)",928000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Oh, it's you.",oh its you,3 +141244,504,198,Shauna Chalmers: Why do men always think with their tongue? I came to help you.,928000,TRUE,5625,410,Shauna Chalmers,Evergreen Terrace,Why do men always think with their tongue? I came to help you.,why do men always think with their tongue i came to help you,13 +141245,504,199,Bart Simpson: Then go back to Jimbo and show him every boob you've got.,934000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Then go back to Jimbo and show him every boob you've got.,then go back to jimbo and show him every boob youve got,12 +141246,504,200,Shauna Chalmers: (THINKS) But you told me he was a jerk and that I could do better!,937000,TRUE,5625,410,Shauna Chalmers,Evergreen Terrace,But you told me he was a jerk and that I could do better!,but you told me he was a jerk and that i could do better,14 +141247,504,201,"Bart Simpson: (SIGHS, THEN DETERMINED:) All right. Follow me, to a place where nerds, dorks and dweebs can gather in safety.",945000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"All right. Follow me, to a place where nerds, dorks and dweebs can gather in safety.",all right follow me to a place where nerds dorks and dweebs can gather in safety,16 +141248,504,202,"Shauna Chalmers: This isn't, like, some creepy place under an off-ramp?",950000,TRUE,5625,410,Shauna Chalmers,Evergreen Terrace,"This isn't, like, some creepy place under an off-ramp?",this isnt like some creepy place under an off-ramp,9 +141249,504,203,"Bart Simpson: (BEAT, THEN:) Okay, we'll go to my second choice.",954000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Okay, we'll go to my second choice.",okay well go to my second choice,7 +141250,504,204,Marge Simpson: Now you be careful with Bart's undies.,957000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Now you be careful with Bart's undies.,now you be careful with barts undies,7 +141251,504,205,"Jimbo Jones: We will, Mrs. Simpson.",960000,TRUE,144,410,Jimbo Jones,Evergreen Terrace,"We will, Mrs. Simpson.",we will mrs simpson,4 +141252,504,206,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: int. android's dungeon - late afternoon),964000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +141253,504,207,"Comic Book Guy: (GESTURES TO STORE) Think of this as your personal Asgard, and I, the all-seeing Heimdall, guardian of the gate.",964000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Think of this as your personal Asgard, and I, the all-seeing Heimdall, guardian of the gate.",think of this as your personal asgard and i the all-seeing heimdall guardian of the gate,16 +141254,504,208,"Shauna Chalmers: All-seeing? Yeah, when's the last time you saw your feet?",969000,TRUE,5625,396,Shauna Chalmers,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"All-seeing? Yeah, when's the last time you saw your feet?",all-seeing yeah whens the last time you saw your feet,10 +141255,504,209,"Comic Book Guy: Oh, that's it!",973000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Oh, that's it!",oh thats it,3 +141256,504,210,Comic Book Guy: Fellow bullies -- I've got them!,974000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Fellow bullies -- I've got them!,fellow bullies -- ive got them,6 +141257,504,211,Jimbo Jones: We'll be right there.,977000,TRUE,144,396,Jimbo Jones,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,We'll be right there.,well be right there,4 +141258,504,212,Bart Simpson: You're a bully?,979000,TRUE,8,396,Bart Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,You're a bully?,youre a bully,3 +141259,504,213,"Comic Book Guy: A cyber bully. In anything I do, it's important that I can lie down while doing it.",981000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"A cyber bully. In anything I do, it's important that I can lie down while doing it.",a cyber bully in anything i do its important that i can lie down while doing it,17 +141260,504,214,Comic Book Guy: (PUZZLED NOISE),981000,FALSE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +141261,504,215,Shauna Chalmers: You just got yourself in a flame war with... (OMINOUS) a teenage girl.,986000,TRUE,5625,396,Shauna Chalmers,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,You just got yourself in a flame war with... a teenage girl.,you just got yourself in a flame war with a teenage girl,12 +141262,504,216,"Comic Book Guy: Oh, flame on!",991000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Oh, flame on!",oh flame on,3 +141263,504,217,"Comic Book Guy: Ooh! Ooh! You have cloven me from my ponytail to my slipper shoe! (SOBS) Get out. And never return! Oh, unless you want to buy old Archie comics. Twenty-pound bricks are a dollar.",1002000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Ooh! Ooh! You have cloven me from my ponytail to my slipper shoe! Get out. And never return! Oh, unless you want to buy old Archie comics. Twenty-pound bricks are a dollar.",ooh ooh you have cloven me from my ponytail to my slipper shoe get out and never return oh unless you want to buy old archie comics twenty-pound bricks are a dollar,32 +141264,504,218,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - early evening - establishing),1016000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141265,504,219,"Homer Simpson: Thank you all for coming to my ""Stranded"" discussion group!",1016000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thank you all for coming to my ""Stranded"" discussion group!",thank you all for coming to my stranded discussion group,10 +141266,504,220,"Carl Carlson: Hey, I loved that show. Wasn't it awesome when Colonel Darkwater--",1020000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,"Hey, I loved that show. Wasn't it awesome when Colonel Darkwater--",hey i loved that show wasnt it awesome when colonel darkwater--,11 +141267,504,221,"Homer Simpson: Spoiler alert! I've only seen up to season three, episode seventeen: ""Coconut Cream Die.""",1024000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Spoiler alert! I've only seen up to season three, episode seventeen: ""Coconut Cream Die.""",spoiler alert ive only seen up to season three episode seventeen coconut cream die,14 +141268,504,222,Lenny Leonard: So you don't know that Season Five was a complete wank.,1025000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,So you don't know that Season Five was a complete wank.,so you dont know that season five was a complete wank,11 +141269,504,223,Homer Simpson: (BLASTS AIR HORN) Spoiler!,1033000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Spoiler!,spoiler,1 +141270,504,224,"Lenny Leonard: Homer, calm down. It's not like any of this stuff really took place.",1035000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,"Homer, calm down. It's not like any of this stuff really took place.",homer calm down its not like any of this stuff really took place,13 +141271,504,225,Homer Simpson: (BLASTS AIR HORN) Spoil-er!,1041000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Spoil-er!,spoil-er,1 +141272,504,226,"Marge Simpson: Homer, for God sakes, I'm trying to put Maggie to sleep!",1042000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, for God sakes, I'm trying to put Maggie to sleep!",homer for god sakes im trying to put maggie to sleep,11 +141273,504,227,"Homer Simpson: I'm sorry, sweetie. (BABY TALK) It's just a Strandie discussion group. Yes it is! We discuss why airplane go crash-crash, but people don't die-die.",1046000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, sweetie. It's just a Strandie discussion group. Yes it is! We discuss why airplane go crash-crash, but people don't die-die.",im sorry sweetie its just a strandie discussion group yes it is we discuss why airplane go crash-crash but people dont die-die,22 +141274,504,228,"Marge Simpson: (ANGRY) You wanna know what happens on your stupid show? Firstly, the ""mysterious island"" is fifteen miles from Long Beach. Also, Doorway Three led to Hell despite the series creators' repeated insistence it did not lead to Hell, and the entire Strandedverse is a piece of gravel in a cosmic kitty litter box!",1057000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You wanna know what happens on your stupid show? Firstly, the ""mysterious island"" is fifteen miles from Long Beach. Also, Doorway Three led to Hell despite the series creators' repeated insistence it did not lead to Hell, and the entire Strandedverse is a piece of gravel in a cosmic kitty litter box!",you wanna know what happens on your stupid show firstly the mysterious island is fifteen miles from long beach also doorway three led to hell despite the series creators repeated insistence it did not lead to hell and the entire strandedverse is a piece of gravel in a cosmic kitty litter box,52 +141275,504,229,"Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) Thanks, Marge. You ruined my show. (VERY SAD) Now I'm going to give you a spoiler about our marriage: it's not great right now.",1076000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thanks, Marge. You ruined my show. Now I'm going to give you a spoiler about our marriage: it's not great right now.",thanks marge you ruined my show now im going to give you a spoiler about our marriage its not great right now,22 +141276,504,230,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),1076000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141277,504,231,"Carl Carlson: Well, since this is a discussion group... uh, let's discuss.",1088000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,"Well, since this is a discussion group... uh, let's discuss.",well since this is a discussion group uh lets discuss,10 +141278,504,232,Moe Szyslak: I think they're having a spat.,1091000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,I think they're having a spat.,i think theyre having a spat,6 +141279,504,233,Lenny Leonard: I'd say it's more of a tiff.,1093000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,I'd say it's more of a tiff.,id say its more of a tiff,7 +141280,504,234,"Moe Szyslak: (OMINOUS) So I'm a moron, am I?",1094000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"So I'm a moron, am I?",so im a moron am i,6 +141768,506,232,Homer Simpson: (HUMS BECOME CHOKED-OFF NOISE OF ALARM),1018000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141281,504,235,"Carl Carlson: Fellas, fellas, I know where this is going. Give me all your weapons now.",1096000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,"Fellas, fellas, I know where this is going. Give me all your weapons now.",fellas fellas i know where this is going give me all your weapons now,14 +141282,504,236,Carl Carlson: Now it's time to talk about what Carl wants.,1103000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,Now it's time to talk about what Carl wants.,now its time to talk about what carl wants,9 +141283,504,237,"Bart Simpson: Man, they have every entrance covered. You'd have to be a Navy Seal to get in or out.",1117000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Man, they have every entrance covered. You'd have to be a Navy Seal to get in or out.",man they have every entrance covered youd have to be a navy seal to get in or out,18 +141284,504,238,"Lisa Simpson: Hello, lovebirds.",1122000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, lovebirds.",hello lovebirds,2 +141285,504,239,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) What are you doing here?,1124000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you doing here?,what are you doing here,5 +141286,504,240,"Lisa Simpson: I've been following your storyline from afar, Bart, waiting for that inevitable point where you get into trouble you couldn't get out of. Perhaps I could broker a settlement.",1127000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've been following your storyline from afar, Bart, waiting for that inevitable point where you get into trouble you couldn't get out of. Perhaps I could broker a settlement.",ive been following your storyline from afar bart waiting for that inevitable point where you get into trouble you couldnt get out of perhaps i could broker a settlement,29 +141287,504,241,"Shauna Chalmers: Well, that's my boyfriend, but he's a wad. And your brother's not a wad, he's a dink on the road to doofus.",1136000,TRUE,5625,5,Shauna Chalmers,Simpson Home,"Well, that's my boyfriend, but he's a wad. And your brother's not a wad, he's a dink on the road to doofus.",well thats my boyfriend but hes a wad and your brothers not a wad hes a dink on the road to doofus,22 +141288,504,242,"Lisa Simpson: Hear, hear!",1141000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hear, hear!",hear hear,2 +141289,504,243,Jimbo Jones: The lamb has returned to the slaughter.,1144000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,The lamb has returned to the slaughter.,the lamb has returned to the slaughter,7 +141290,504,244,(Bart's Treehouse: Ext. treehouse - continuous),1147000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +141291,504,245,"DOLPH: (IMPRESSED) You should write that down, man.",1147000,TRUE,146,84,DOLPH,Bart's Treehouse,"You should write that down, man.",you should write that down man,6 +141292,504,246,Jimbo Jones: I'll remember it.,1149000,TRUE,144,84,Jimbo Jones,Bart's Treehouse,I'll remember it.,ill remember it,3 +141293,504,247,Lisa Simpson: I don't think Shauna should choose any of you. Shauna should choose Shauna.,1152000,TRUE,9,84,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,I don't think Shauna should choose any of you. Shauna should choose Shauna.,i dont think shauna should choose any of you shauna should choose shauna,13 +141294,504,248,"Shauna Chalmers: Your older sister's right, Bart.",1156000,TRUE,5625,84,Shauna Chalmers,Bart's Treehouse,"Your older sister's right, Bart.",your older sisters right bart,5 +141295,504,249,Bart Simpson: You don't want me?,1159000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,You don't want me?,you dont want me,4 +141296,504,250,Shauna Chalmers: I wanna find out who I am. And that's something only an inappropriately older man can tell me.,1160000,TRUE,5625,84,Shauna Chalmers,Bart's Treehouse,I wanna find out who I am. And that's something only an inappropriately older man can tell me.,i wanna find out who i am and thats something only an inappropriately older man can tell me,18 +141297,504,251,"Bart Simpson: Well, that is one lucky creepy guy.",1166000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Well, that is one lucky creepy guy.",well that is one lucky creepy guy,7 +141298,504,252,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, are you out there in your slippers? Come inside!",1170000,TRUE,1,84,Marge Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Lisa, are you out there in your slippers? Come inside!",lisa are you out there in your slippers come inside,10 +141299,504,253,"Lisa Simpson: Well Bart, I guess that's our cue to skedaddle...",1174000,TRUE,9,84,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Well Bart, I guess that's our cue to skedaddle...",well bart i guess thats our cue to skedaddle,9 +141300,504,254,"Jimbo Jones: Not so fast, Simpson... (TO DOLPH) What was that thing I was gonna do to him?",1176000,TRUE,144,84,Jimbo Jones,Bart's Treehouse,"Not so fast, Simpson... What was that thing I was gonna do to him?",not so fast simpson what was that thing i was gonna do to him,14 +141301,504,255,DOLPH: Told you you should've written it down.,1180000,TRUE,146,84,DOLPH,Bart's Treehouse,Told you you should've written it down.,told you you shouldve written it down,7 +141302,504,256,"Jimbo Jones: If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.",1182000,TRUE,144,84,Jimbo Jones,Bart's Treehouse,"If I wrote down everything you told me to write down, I'd have no time for punching.",if i wrote down everything you told me to write down id have no time for punching,17 +141303,504,257,"DOLPH: (NODS, IMPRESSED) Whoa, you should write that down, man.",1188000,TRUE,146,84,DOLPH,Bart's Treehouse,"Whoa, you should write that down, man.",whoa you should write that down man,7 +141304,504,258,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing SCENE 12),1192000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141305,504,259,"Homer Simpson: (MUTTERING) Lousy Marge... ruining the delicate relationship between a man and his TV show... I'd tell my best friend, but that's Marge too...",1192000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lousy Marge... ruining the delicate relationship between a man and his TV show... I'd tell my best friend, but that's Marge too...",lousy marge ruining the delicate relationship between a man and his tv show id tell my best friend but thats marge too,22 +141306,504,260,"Marge Simpson: (FLIRTY) Homie, come in the bedroom.",1202000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, come in the bedroom.",homie come in the bedroom,5 +141307,504,261,Homer Simpson: (GASP OF JOY),1202000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141308,504,262,(Bedroom: int. bedroom - continuous),1207000,FALSE,NA,298,NA,Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +141309,504,263,"Marge Simpson: Care to join me in a private ""last episode party""?",1207000,TRUE,1,298,Marge Simpson,Bedroom,"Care to join me in a private ""last episode party""?",care to join me in a private last episode party,10 +141310,504,264,Homer Simpson: Well...,1212000,TRUE,2,298,Homer Simpson,Bedroom,Well...,well,1 +141311,504,265,"Bart Simpson: It's okay, Dad. He's just putting the fear of God in me.",1214000,TRUE,8,298,Bart Simpson,Bedroom,"It's okay, Dad. He's just putting the fear of God in me.",its okay dad hes just putting the fear of god in me,12 +141312,504,266,"Homer Simpson: Okay, but if this house starts a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.",1218000,TRUE,2,298,Homer Simpson,Bedroom,"Okay, but if this house starts a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'.",okay but if this house starts a-rockin dont come a-knockin,10 +141313,504,267,"Jimbo Jones: Have a wonderful evening, sir.",1221000,TRUE,144,298,Jimbo Jones,Bedroom,"Have a wonderful evening, sir.",have a wonderful evening sir,5 +141314,504,268,Marge Simpson: (KISSING NOISES),1221000,FALSE,1,298,Marge Simpson,Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +141315,504,269,"Giant Cat: (EYES GLOWING RED) Purr-plexing, isn't it?",1241000,TRUE,6084,298,Giant Cat,Bedroom,"Purr-plexing, isn't it?",purr-plexing isnt it,3 +141316,504,270,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),1241000,FALSE,2,298,Homer Simpson,Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +141317,505,0,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) Monday... (GETS UP) here we go again...,0,TRUE,8,NA,Bart Simpson,NA,Monday... here we go again...,monday here we go again,5 +141318,505,1,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - tv room - continuous),0,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141319,505,2,"Bart Simpson: Sorry kid, but there comes a day when that just doesn't do anything anymore.",0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sorry kid, but there comes a day when that just doesn't do anything anymore.",sorry kid but there comes a day when that just doesnt do anything anymore,14 +141320,505,3,Maggie Simpson: (FAST TERRIFIED SUCKING SOUNDS),0,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141321,505,4,Announcer: Stuck in a rut?,0,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,Stuck in a rut?,stuck in a rut,4 +141322,505,5,Bart Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE),0,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141323,505,6,Announcer: Ready for a change?,0,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,Ready for a change?,ready for a change,4 +141324,505,7,Announcer: (EXCITED WHOOPS),0,FALSE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141325,505,8,Mom: (EXCITED WHOOPS),0,FALSE,830,5,Mom,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141326,505,9,Mom: (DISGUSTED NOISE BECOMING EXCITED WHOOPS),0,FALSE,830,5,Mom,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141327,505,10,Mom: (NON-GAY EXCITED WHOOPS),0,FALSE,830,5,Mom,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141328,505,11,(CRUISE SHIP: ext. cruise ship - deck - continuous),0,FALSE,NA,3329,NA,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141329,505,12,Announcer: We built heaven and made it float!,0,TRUE,33,3329,Announcer,CRUISE SHIP,We built heaven and made it float!,we built heaven and made it float,7 +141330,505,13,"Announcer: Royalty Cruises -- one week away from the everyday! (QUICKLY) Visuals of commercial, if anything, underplays the thrill of actual cruise experience.",0,TRUE,33,3329,Announcer,CRUISE SHIP,"Royalty Cruises -- one week away from the everyday! Visuals of commercial, if anything, underplays the thrill of actual cruise experience.",royalty cruises -- one week away from the everyday visuals of commercial if anything underplays the thrill of actual cruise experience,21 +141331,505,14,"Bart Simpson: (BUILDING) Want, want, want, want, want, want, want, want, want!",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Want, want, want, want, want, want, want, want, want!",want want want want want want want want want,9 +141332,505,15,Bart Simpson: (INTENSE) WANT!,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,WANT!,want,1 +141333,505,16,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - Master bedroom - meanwhile),0,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141334,505,17,"Bart Simpson: Mom, Dad, do you know there's a boat out there where nothing sucks? (QUICKLY) It's called Royalty Cruises and Royalty Cruise specialists are standing by now!",0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, Dad, do you know there's a boat out there where nothing sucks? It's called Royalty Cruises and Royalty Cruise specialists are standing by now!",mom dad do you know theres a boat out there where nothing sucks its called royalty cruises and royalty cruise specialists are standing by now,25 +141335,505,18,"Marge Simpson: (APOLOGETIC MURMUR) I'm sorry, sweetie. Maybe we could afford a vacation if some big shot didn't pick up the tab for his buddies at ""Mr. Steak.""",0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, sweetie. Maybe we could afford a vacation if some big shot didn't pick up the tab for his buddies at ""Mr. Steak.""",im sorry sweetie maybe we could afford a vacation if some big shot didnt pick up the tab for his buddies at mr steak,24 +141336,505,19,"Homer Simpson: Again with ""Mr. Steak!"" Do you know why I go to Mr. Steak? Because at Mr. Steak they don't get mad at me for spending a lot of money at Mr. Steak!",0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Again with ""Mr. Steak!"" Do you know why I go to Mr. Steak? Because at Mr. Steak they don't get mad at me for spending a lot of money at Mr. Steak!",again with mr steak do you know why i go to mr steak because at mr steak they dont get mad at me for spending a lot of money at mr steak,32 +141337,505,20,Marge Simpson: Well of course they don't.,0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Well of course they don't.,well of course they dont,5 +141338,505,21,Homer Simpson: Why don't you talk to Mrs. Steak?,0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why don't you talk to Mrs. Steak?,why dont you talk to mrs steak,7 +141339,505,22,Marge Simpson: There is no Mrs. Steak. Who could stay married to such a man.,0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,There is no Mrs. Steak. Who could stay married to such a man.,there is no mrs steak who could stay married to such a man,13 +141340,505,23,"Bart Simpson: Okay... maybe I can pay for the cruise. Let's see how much it costs for a cabin on a low deck, (CLICKS) no porthole, (CLICKS) group Z lifeboat access... (HITS RETURN KEY, GROANS) It's still a ton of money.",0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay... maybe I can pay for the cruise. Let's see how much it costs for a cabin on a low deck, no porthole, group Z lifeboat access... It's still a ton of money.",okay maybe i can pay for the cruise lets see how much it costs for a cabin on a low deck no porthole group z lifeboat access its still a ton of money,33 +141399,505,82,Bart Simpson: And there's a DVD library of movies that haven't been released yet!,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,And there's a DVD library of movies that haven't been released yet!,and theres a dvd library of movies that havent been released yet,12 +141341,505,24,"Lisa Simpson: Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeroes in the prices. All we have in the world are the things our parents give us.",0,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Face it, we're just kids. We can't afford stuff with zeroes in the prices. All we have in the world are the things our parents give us.",face it were just kids we cant afford stuff with zeroes in the prices all we have in the world are the things our parents give us,27 +141342,505,25,Homer Simpson: Bart! There's a really mean squirrel in the back yard. I need you to dare me to fight him!,0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! There's a really mean squirrel in the back yard. I need you to dare me to fight him!,bart theres a really mean squirrel in the back yard i need you to dare me to fight him,19 +141343,505,26,Homer Simpson: (SURPRISED NOISE) Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!,0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart's been raptured! And his crap's been craptured!,barts been raptured and his craps been craptured,8 +141344,505,27,Milhouse Van Houten: Why do you want a box of Bart's baby teeth?,0,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Why do you want a box of Bart's baby teeth?,why do you want a box of barts baby teeth,10 +141345,505,28,"Moe Szyslak: Doctor says I need more calcium, and I ain't ""Tums rich.""",0,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Doctor says I need more calcium, and I ain't ""Tums rich.""",doctor says i need more calcium and i aint tums rich,11 +141346,505,29,Moe Szyslak: (TEETH-CRUNCHING NOISES),0,FALSE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141347,505,30,"Bart Simpson: (MOAN) I sold all my stuff, and it's still not enough money for the cruise.",0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I sold all my stuff, and it's still not enough money for the cruise.",i sold all my stuff and its still not enough money for the cruise,14 +141348,505,31,"Marge Simpson: Just try to enjoy your dinner, sweetie.",0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Just try to enjoy your dinner, sweetie.",just try to enjoy your dinner sweetie,7 +141349,505,32,"Bart Simpson: I can't, I sold my ""dinner futures.""",0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I can't, I sold my ""dinner futures.""",i cant i sold my dinner futures,7 +141350,505,33,"Homer Simpson: Nice doin' business with you, boy. (CHUCKLES)",0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Nice doin' business with you, boy.",nice doin business with you boy,6 +141351,505,34,Marge Simpson: Homer!,0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +141352,505,35,"Bart Simpson: It's okay. I don't have much of an appetite tonight. (""I'M GOING TO BED"") I'm going to floor.",0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's okay. I don't have much of an appetite tonight. I'm going to floor.,its okay i dont have much of an appetite tonight im going to floor,14 +141353,505,36,Bart Simpson: (EXCITED) Mooooom! Daaaaaad!,0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Mooooom! Daaaaaad!,mooooom daaaaaad,2 +141354,505,37,Bart Simpson: I woke up and the money jar was full! That means the devil accepted my bargain. Now to uphold my end of the deal!,0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I woke up and the money jar was full! That means the devil accepted my bargain. Now to uphold my end of the deal!,i woke up and the money jar was full that means the devil accepted my bargain now to uphold my end of the deal,24 +141355,505,38,"Bart Simpson: (CALLING, SING-SONG) Snowball II!",0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Snowball II!,snowball ii,2 +141356,505,39,"Marge Simpson: No. We saw how much this cruise means to you, so we all sold something special. And we made just enough for an economy cabin!",0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No. We saw how much this cruise means to you, so we all sold something special. And we made just enough for an economy cabin!",no we saw how much this cruise means to you so we all sold something special and we made just enough for an economy cabin,25 +141357,505,40,"Lisa Simpson: I sold a couple of my rare jazz records. After a while they all start to sound the same. (DEFENSIVE) Still love the genre, of course. Not even close to getting sick of it.",0,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I sold a couple of my rare jazz records. After a while they all start to sound the same. Still love the genre, of course. Not even close to getting sick of it.",i sold a couple of my rare jazz records after a while they all start to sound the same still love the genre of course not even close to getting sick of it,33 +141358,505,41,Marge Simpson: And I sold our good china.,0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And I sold our good china.,and i sold our good china,6 +141359,505,42,Bart Simpson: Really?! But that's been in your family for generations...,0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Really?! But that's been in your family for generations...,really but thats been in your family for generations,9 +141360,505,43,"Marge Simpson: (GUILTY) Yeah... actually, my mom stole it from a woman she cleaned for. It took her years to get the whole set.",0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah... actually, my mom stole it from a woman she cleaned for. It took her years to get the whole set.",yeah actually my mom stole it from a woman she cleaned for it took her years to get the whole set,21 +141361,505,44,"Lisa Simpson: And Dad donated something, too.",0,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"And Dad donated something, too.",and dad donated something too,5 +141362,505,45,Homer Simpson: What happened to my mini-pool table? I was training to be a mini-pool hustler.,0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What happened to my mini-pool table? I was training to be a mini-pool hustler.,what happened to my mini-pool table i was training to be a mini-pool hustler,14 +141363,505,46,Marge Simpson: We sold it to pay for a family cruise!,0,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We sold it to pay for a family cruise!,we sold it to pay for a family cruise,9 +141364,505,47,Homer Simpson: (SAD) I never even got to realize this jacket was too small.,0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I never even got to realize this jacket was too small.,i never even got to realize this jacket was too small,11 +141365,505,48,"Bart Simpson: It's weird to hear myself saying this, but... I love you guys. This is gonna be the best vacation ever!",0,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's weird to hear myself saying this, but... I love you guys. This is gonna be the best vacation ever!",its weird to hear myself saying this but i love you guys this is gonna be the best vacation ever,20 +141426,505,109,"Homer Simpson: (FLIRTY CHUCKLE) Oh, Marge... (CHUCKLES AND KISSING NOISES) your names...",0,TRUE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Oh, Marge... your names...",oh marge your names,4 +141366,505,49,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, for you kids maybe. For dads, a family vacation is a twenty-four-hour-a-day babysitting job! ""Are you wearing enough sun block?"" ""Is that splashing or drowning?""",0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, for you kids maybe. For dads, a family vacation is a twenty-four-hour-a-day babysitting job! ""Are you wearing enough sun block?"" ""Is that splashing or drowning?""",yeah for you kids maybe for dads a family vacation is a twenty-four-hour-a-day babysitting job are you wearing enough sun block is that splashing or drowning,26 +141367,505,50,"Homer Simpson: ""Why does every sand castle require my participation?""",0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why does every sand castle require my participation?,why does every sand castle require my participation,8 +141368,505,51,Homer Simpson: Then a kid disappears and it's total panic until you find him at the swim-up bar...,0,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Then a kid disappears and it's total panic until you find him at the swim-up bar...,then a kid disappears and its total panic until you find him at the swim-up bar,16 +141369,505,52,(Highway: ext. highway - day - later),0,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +141370,505,53,Homer Simpson: ...eating a thirty-dollar cheeseburger! Which he drops in the water!,0,TRUE,2,238,Homer Simpson,Highway,...eating a thirty-dollar cheeseburger! Which he drops in the water!,eating a thirty-dollar cheeseburger which he drops in the water,10 +141371,505,54,(PORT: ext. port - later),0,FALSE,NA,4064,NA,PORT,NA,NA,NA +141372,505,55,Homer Simpson: And here's the worst part: I never get any time alone with my wife because we're all sleeping in the same room!,0,TRUE,2,4064,Homer Simpson,PORT,And here's the worst part: I never get any time alone with my wife because we're all sleeping in the same room!,and heres the worst part i never get any time alone with my wife because were all sleeping in the same room,22 +141373,505,56,"Bart Simpson: (POINTING) Look, that's our ship!",0,TRUE,8,4064,Bart Simpson,PORT,"Look, that's our ship!",look thats our ship,4 +141374,505,57,(CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA: EXT. CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA - MOMENTS LATER),0,FALSE,NA,4065,NA,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,NA,NA,NA +141375,505,58,"Check-in Agent: Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but your cruise is over-booked.",0,TRUE,6085,4065,Check-in Agent,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,"Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but your cruise is over-booked.",oh im sorry sir but your cruise is over-booked,9 +141376,505,59,Bart Simpson: What?!,0,TRUE,8,4065,Bart Simpson,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,What?!,what,1 +141377,505,60,Bart Simpson: I can offer you a cabin on our sugar-free fitness cruise...,0,TRUE,8,4065,Bart Simpson,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,I can offer you a cabin on our sugar-free fitness cruise...,i can offer you a cabin on our sugar-free fitness cruise,11 +141378,505,61,Tough Announcer: Welcome to eight days and seven nights of pushups and kale!,0,TRUE,6086,4065,Tough Announcer,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,Welcome to eight days and seven nights of pushups and kale!,welcome to eight days and seven nights of pushups and kale,11 +141379,505,62,Lisa Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED MOANS),0,FALSE,9,4065,Lisa Simpson,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,NA,NA,NA +141380,505,63,"Lisa Simpson: Well, well, Mr. Never-Wrong was right again -- family vacations always suck. I called it. Called. It.",0,TRUE,9,4065,Lisa Simpson,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,"Well, well, Mr. Never-Wrong was right again -- family vacations always suck. I called it. Called. It.",well well mr never-wrong was right again -- family vacations always suck i called it called it,17 +141381,505,64,"Marge Simpson: Homer! This is bad for you, too!",0,TRUE,1,4065,Marge Simpson,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,"Homer! This is bad for you, too!",homer this is bad for you too,7 +141382,505,65,Homer Simpson: (CONGA CHANT) WORTH IT TO BE RI-IGHT! WORTH IT TO BE RI-IGHT! (MORE CONGA CHANTING),0,TRUE,2,4065,Homer Simpson,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,WORTH IT TO BE RI-IGHT! WORTH IT TO BE RI-IGHT!,worth it to be ri-ight worth it to be ri-ight,10 +141383,505,66,Bart Simpson: (RESIGNED SIGH),0,FALSE,8,4065,Bart Simpson,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,NA,NA,NA +141384,505,67,Check-in Agent: Wait a minute!,0,TRUE,6085,4065,Check-in Agent,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,Wait a minute!,wait a minute,3 +141385,505,68,"Check-in Agent: I can get you back on your original ship, but in a different cabin.",0,TRUE,6085,4065,Check-in Agent,CRUISE CHECK-IN AREA,"I can get you back on your original ship, but in a different cabin.",i can get you back on your original ship but in a different cabin,14 +141386,505,69,(CRUISE SHIP: INT. CRUISE SHIP - SIMPSONS CABIN - LATER),0,FALSE,NA,3329,NA,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141387,505,70,Bart Simpson: Upgrade!,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Upgrade!,upgrade,1 +141388,505,71,Lisa Simpson: (CHEER),0,FALSE,9,3329,Lisa Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141389,505,72,"Steward: I'm sorry, there's been a mistake. This isn't your cabin.",0,TRUE,193,3329,Steward,CRUISE SHIP,"I'm sorry, there's been a mistake. This isn't your cabin.",im sorry theres been a mistake this isnt your cabin,10 +141390,505,73,Bart Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),0,FALSE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141391,505,74,Bart Simpson: Double upgrade!,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Double upgrade!,double upgrade,2 +141392,505,75,Homer Simpson: (CHEER),0,FALSE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141393,505,76,Bart Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED) I knew it. It was all a dream.,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,I knew it. It was all a dream.,i knew it it was all a dream,8 +141394,505,77,"Marge Simpson: No, honey. You just passed out when you saw the private bedroom in our triple upgrade!",0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"No, honey. You just passed out when you saw the private bedroom in our triple upgrade!",no honey you just passed out when you saw the private bedroom in our triple upgrade,16 +141395,505,78,Bart Simpson: (STUNNED) I actually did it -- a perfect vacation!,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,I actually did it -- a perfect vacation!,i actually did it -- a perfect vacation,8 +141396,505,79,(Harbor: EXT. HARBOR - CONTINUOUS),0,FALSE,NA,723,NA,Harbor,NA,NA,NA +141397,505,80,(CRUISE SHIP: ext. cruise ship - day - establishing),0,FALSE,NA,3329,NA,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141398,505,81,Marge Simpson: You'll never guess how many bath towels they gave us... enough! (SWOONS),0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,You'll never guess how many bath towels they gave us... enough!,youll never guess how many bath towels they gave us enough,11 +141400,505,83,"Rowan Priddis: Greetings cruisers! I'm your cruise director, Rowan Priddis, and welcome aboard the Royalty Valhalla, where the only rule is ""Always Have Fun!""",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Greetings cruisers! I'm your cruise director, Rowan Priddis, and welcome aboard the Royalty Valhalla, where the only rule is ""Always Have Fun!""",greetings cruisers im your cruise director rowan priddis and welcome aboard the royalty valhalla where the only rule is always have fun,22 +141401,505,84,"Rowan Priddis: Your every need will be catered to, from our toddler's club, to ""Condolences,"" our award-winning luxury morgue.",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Your every need will be catered to, from our toddler's club, to ""Condolences,"" our award-winning luxury morgue.",your every need will be catered to from our toddlers club to condolences our award-winning luxury morgue,17 +141402,505,85,"Rowan Priddis: Your enjoyment pays my salary, so in a sense, each of you is my boss...and as my boss...I'd like to ask you for a week of vacation.",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Your enjoyment pays my salary, so in a sense, each of you is my boss...and as my boss...I'd like to ask you for a week of vacation.",your enjoyment pays my salary so in a sense each of you is my bossand as my bossid like to ask you for a week of vacation,27 +141403,505,86,Rowan Priddis: A week I will spend here on this cruise...performing my normal duties as cruise director...that's how much I love my job.,0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,A week I will spend here on this cruise...performing my normal duties as cruise director...that's how much I love my job.,a week i will spend here on this cruiseperforming my normal duties as cruise directorthats how much i love my job,21 +141404,505,87,Rowan Priddis: Bon voyage!,0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,Bon voyage!,bon voyage,2 +141405,505,88,"Bart Simpson: Whoa, a ""fun schedule!"" There's so much to do! (QUICKLY) ""Laser-Tag"", ""Waterslide Bobsled"" (GASP) Oh! ""Ice Cream Snowball Fight"" starts in five minutes!",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Whoa, a ""fun schedule!"" There's so much to do! ""Laser-Tag"", ""Waterslide Bobsled"" Oh! ""Ice Cream Snowball Fight"" starts in five minutes!",whoa a fun schedule theres so much to do laser-tag waterslide bobsled oh ice cream snowball fight starts in five minutes,21 +141406,505,89,Marge Simpson: Homie... we actually have the cabin all to ourselves.,0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Homie... we actually have the cabin all to ourselves.,homie we actually have the cabin all to ourselves,9 +141407,505,90,Homer Simpson: (REALIZING) Sex on a family vacation? I never thought such a thing was possible!,0,TRUE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Sex on a family vacation? I never thought such a thing was possible!,sex on a family vacation i never thought such a thing was possible,13 +141408,505,91,Homer Simpson: And the ocean'll do all of the work!,0,TRUE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,And the ocean'll do all of the work!,and the oceanll do all of the work,8 +141409,505,92,Marge Simpson: (PG-RATED ECSTASY) Woo-woo-woo-woo!,0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Woo-woo-woo-woo!,woo-woo-woo-woo,1 +141410,505,93,"Homer Simpson: Ocean sex rules! Go to Hell, land sex!",0,TRUE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Ocean sex rules! Go to Hell, land sex!",ocean sex rules go to hell land sex,8 +141411,505,94,Lisa Simpson: (JADED SIGH) Kidzone... Let me guess: a broken foosball table and a game of Clue missing its candlestick.,0,TRUE,9,3329,Lisa Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Kidzone... Let me guess: a broken foosball table and a game of Clue missing its candlestick.,kidzone let me guess a broken foosball table and a game of clue missing its candlestick,16 +141412,505,95,"Kidzone Rep: Lisa Simpson? Our KidZone pre-screeners have placed you with our most sophisticated children... ""KidZone: Elite"".",0,TRUE,6088,3329,Kidzone Rep,CRUISE SHIP,"Lisa Simpson? Our KidZone pre-screeners have placed you with our most sophisticated children... ""KidZone: Elite"".",lisa simpson our kidzone pre-screeners have placed you with our most sophisticated children kidzone elite,15 +141413,505,96,(KidZone: Elite: INT. KidZONE: ELITE - CONTINUOUS),0,FALSE,NA,4066,NA,KidZone,NA,NA,NA +141414,505,97,Caribbean Boy: (ISLAND BRITISH ACCENT) Help me study the effects of rising ocean acidity.,0,TRUE,6089,4066,Caribbean Boy,KidZone,Help me study the effects of rising ocean acidity.,help me study the effects of rising ocean acidity,9 +141415,505,98,"Singaporean Girl: No, help me tag and release seabirds.",0,TRUE,6090,4066,Singaporean Girl,KidZone,"No, help me tag and release seabirds.",no help me tag and release seabirds,7 +141416,505,99,Lisa Simpson: It's so diverse! I've died and gone to a PBS kids show!,0,TRUE,9,4066,Lisa Simpson,KidZone,It's so diverse! I've died and gone to a PBS kids show!,its so diverse ive died and gone to a pbs kids show,12 +141417,505,100,Lisa Simpson: (SHUDDER OF JOY),0,FALSE,9,4066,Lisa Simpson,KidZone,NA,NA,NA +141418,505,101,Lisa Simpson: Two!?!!! (RAPTUROUS NOISE),0,TRUE,9,4066,Lisa Simpson,KidZone,Two!?!!!,two,1 +141419,505,102,(CRUISE SHIP: ext. cruise ship - deck - day),0,FALSE,NA,3329,NA,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141420,505,103,"Bart Simpson: Alright fun schedule, you're about to get did!",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Alright fun schedule, you're about to get did!",alright fun schedule youre about to get did,8 +141421,505,104,Lisa Simpson: (ECSTATIC) Two diplomats' sons are in love with me. Who will I choose: Ghana or Portugal?,0,TRUE,9,3329,Lisa Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Two diplomats' sons are in love with me. Who will I choose: Ghana or Portugal?,two diplomats sons are in love with me who will i choose ghana or portugal,15 +141422,505,105,"Homer Simpson: Boy, thanks to you, we're having fun -- ""before you were born"" fun.",0,TRUE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Boy, thanks to you, we're having fun -- ""before you were born"" fun.",boy thanks to you were having fun -- before you were born fun,13 +141423,505,106,Bart Simpson: Where did the ship stop again?,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Where did the ship stop again?,where did the ship stop again,6 +141424,505,107,"Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) I'unno... Lotta barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces... they really hid the poverty nicely.",0,TRUE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"I'unno... Lotta barefoot kids kicking soccer balls, shell necklaces... they really hid the poverty nicely.",iunno lotta barefoot kids kicking soccer balls shell necklaces they really hid the poverty nicely,15 +141425,505,108,"Marge Simpson: Any place is fun if you're there with (POINTS TO HOMER, FLIRTY) ""Super Lips.""",0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Any place is fun if you're there with ""Super Lips.""",any place is fun if youre there with super lips,10 +141427,505,110,Bart Simpson: I'm just glad everyone is having the best week of their lives.,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,I'm just glad everyone is having the best week of their lives.,im just glad everyone is having the best week of their lives,12 +141428,505,111,"Rowan Priddis: Whenever we reach the halfway point of our voyage, I like to take a moment to reflect. Hit it, ""Gary Ocean and the Motion!""",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Whenever we reach the halfway point of our voyage, I like to take a moment to reflect. Hit it, ""Gary Ocean and the Motion!""",whenever we reach the halfway point of our voyage i like to take a moment to reflect hit it gary ocean and the motion,24 +141429,505,112,"Rowan Priddis: (SINGING) ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN / ICE-SCULPTURES, CONGA LINES, AND WORKING ON YOUR TAN! / ENJOY IT WHILE YOU'RE HERE / ONE WEEK OF GLITZ AND GLAM INSTEAD OF PAIN AND FEAR!",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN / ICE-SCULPTURES, CONGA LINES, AND WORKING ON YOUR TAN! / ENJOY IT WHILE YOU'RE HERE / ONE WEEK OF GLITZ AND GLAM INSTEAD OF PAIN AND FEAR!",enjoy it while you can ice-sculptures conga lines and working on your tan enjoy it while youre here one week of glitz and glam instead of pain and fear,29 +141430,505,113,"Rowan Priddis: IN JUST A FEW DAYS TIME / THIS BOAT PULLS IN TO DOCK / AND WHEN IT DOES, YOU LOVELY PEOPLE / MAY BE IN FOR A SHOCK /",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"IN JUST A FEW DAYS TIME / THIS BOAT PULLS IN TO DOCK / AND WHEN IT DOES, YOU LOVELY PEOPLE / MAY BE IN FOR A SHOCK /",in just a few days time this boat pulls in to dock and when it does you lovely people may be in for a shock,25 +141431,505,114,"Rowan Priddis: HERE YOU'VE MADE EXCITING FRIENDS / BACK HOME YOU'LL ALL LOSE TOUCH / HERE HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ARE COOL / BACK HOME, WELL NOT SO MUCH / BACK HOME YOU'LL BE TOO TIRED / FOR MAKING MAGIC IN THE SACK / SO EAT BUFFET, AND PLAY AND PRAY, THERE'S SOME DELAY ON OUR WAY BACK /",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"HERE YOU'VE MADE EXCITING FRIENDS / BACK HOME YOU'LL ALL LOSE TOUCH / HERE HAWAIIAN SHIRTS ARE COOL / BACK HOME, WELL NOT SO MUCH / BACK HOME YOU'LL BE TOO TIRED / FOR MAKING MAGIC IN THE SACK / SO EAT BUFFET, AND PLAY AND PRAY, THERE'S SOME DELAY ON OUR WAY BACK /",here youve made exciting friends back home youll all lose touch here hawaiian shirts are cool back home well not so much back home youll be too tired for making magic in the sack so eat buffet and play and pray theres some delay on our way back,48 +141432,505,115,Rowan Priddis: ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN / HERE AT SEA WE DRINK AND FROLIC / BACK HOME THAT'S CALLED ALCOHOLIC / YOUR FUTURE'S UP BUT PARABOLIC / ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN!!!,0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN / HERE AT SEA WE DRINK AND FROLIC / BACK HOME THAT'S CALLED ALCOHOLIC / YOUR FUTURE'S UP BUT PARABOLIC / ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN!!!,enjoy it while you can here at sea we drink and frolic back home thats called alcoholic your futures up but parabolic enjoy it while you can,27 +141433,505,116,"Bart Simpson: (CATCHING HIS BREATH) The song's right! No matter how much fun I cram into this cruise...it'll only last a week. Then it's back to Mom and Dad fighting, Lisa moping, homework, bullies, and a lunchbag sandwich soggy with the sweat of a juice-box!",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"The song's right! No matter how much fun I cram into this cruise...it'll only last a week. Then it's back to Mom and Dad fighting, Lisa moping, homework, bullies, and a lunchbag sandwich soggy with the sweat of a juice-box!",the songs right no matter how much fun i cram into this cruiseitll only last a week then its back to mom and dad fighting lisa moping homework bullies and a lunchbag sandwich soggy with the sweat of a juice-box,40 +141434,505,117,"Bart Simpson: After this cruise, for the rest of my life, it's all downhill...",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"After this cruise, for the rest of my life, it's all downhill...",after this cruise for the rest of my life its all downhill,12 +141435,505,118,80-Year-Old Bart: (SAD SIGH) Only good week of my life...,0,TRUE,6091,3329,80-Year-Old Bart,CRUISE SHIP,Only good week of my life...,only good week of my life,6 +141436,505,119,Elderly Nelson: Haw-haw!,0,TRUE,6092,3329,Elderly Nelson,CRUISE SHIP,Haw-haw!,haw-haw,1 +141437,505,120,Bart Simpson: Why can't vacation last forever?!! (DETERMINED) I've got to do something.,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Why can't vacation last forever?!! I've got to do something.,why cant vacation last forever ive got to do something,10 +141438,505,121,Skeet Shooter: (SHEEPISH) Sorry.,0,TRUE,6093,3329,Skeet Shooter,CRUISE SHIP,Sorry.,sorry,1 +141439,505,122,"Skeet Shooter: There's something I see that's even more beautiful than Ganymede, Lisa.",0,TRUE,6093,3329,Skeet Shooter,CRUISE SHIP,"There's something I see that's even more beautiful than Ganymede, Lisa.",theres something i see thats even more beautiful than ganymede lisa,11 +141440,505,123,Skeet Shooter: I... (REALIZING) Oh...,0,TRUE,6093,3329,Skeet Shooter,CRUISE SHIP,I... Oh...,i oh,2 +141441,505,124,"Skeet Shooter: That's right, I.O. But no moon of Jupiter is as beautiful as you.",0,TRUE,6093,3329,Skeet Shooter,CRUISE SHIP,"That's right, I.O. But no moon of Jupiter is as beautiful as you.",thats right io but no moon of jupiter is as beautiful as you,13 +141442,505,125,Skeet Shooter: (CONFUSED SWOON),0,FALSE,6093,3329,Skeet Shooter,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141443,505,126,Marge Simpson: (TIPSY GIGGLING) Purple!,0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Purple!,purple,1 +141444,505,127,General: (STATIC) This is General William Sullivan with an emergency message. I am speaking to you from a CDC clean zone (STATIC),0,TRUE,780,3329,General,CRUISE SHIP,This is General William Sullivan with an emergency message. I am speaking to you from a CDC clean zone,this is general william sullivan with an emergency message i am speaking to you from a cdc clean zone,19 +141445,505,128,General: Outbreak of the deadly Pandora virus is spreading rapidly... unprecedented threat requires a worldwide quarantine... (STATIC) all ships must remain at sea until further... (STATIC) humanity must endure!,0,TRUE,780,3329,General,CRUISE SHIP,Outbreak of the deadly Pandora virus is spreading rapidly... unprecedented threat requires a worldwide quarantine... all ships must remain at sea until further... humanity must endure!,outbreak of the deadly pandora virus is spreading rapidly unprecedented threat requires a worldwide quarantine all ships must remain at sea until further humanity must endure,26 +141446,505,129,Passengers: (WORRIED) A virus? / We're stuck on the ship? / What should we do?,0,TRUE,2401,3329,Passengers,CRUISE SHIP,A virus? / We're stuck on the ship? / What should we do?,a virus were stuck on the ship what should we do,11 +141447,505,130,(SHIP'S COMMUNICATION ROOM: INT. SHIP'S COMMunication ROOM - continuous),0,FALSE,NA,4067,NA,SHIP'S COMMUNICATION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +141448,505,131,Bart Simpson: They're buyin' it. They're buyin' it!,0,TRUE,8,4067,Bart Simpson,SHIP'S COMMUNICATION ROOM,They're buyin' it. They're buyin' it!,theyre buyin it theyre buyin it,6 +141449,505,132,"Bart Simpson: ""Chillingly plausible"" indeed, Joe Morgenstern of the Wall Street Journal.",0,TRUE,8,4067,Bart Simpson,SHIP'S COMMUNICATION ROOM,"""Chillingly plausible"" indeed, Joe Morgenstern of the Wall Street Journal.",chillingly plausible indeed joe morgenstern of the wall street journal,10 +141450,505,133,Bart Simpson: Now to make sure no one can call home to check... with a little help from the make-your-own-sundae bar.,0,TRUE,8,4067,Bart Simpson,SHIP'S COMMUNICATION ROOM,Now to make sure no one can call home to check... with a little help from the make-your-own-sundae bar.,now to make sure no one can call home to check with a little help from the make-your-own-sundae bar,19 +141451,505,134,Bart Simpson: (CHOCOLATE MOUTH SNEAKY CHUCKLE),0,FALSE,8,4067,Bart Simpson,SHIP'S COMMUNICATION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +141452,505,135,(CRUISE SHIP: Ext. Cruise ship - pOOLSIDE - NIGHT - conTINUOUS),0,FALSE,NA,3329,NA,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141453,505,136,"Rowan Priddis: (SERIOUS) Our attempts to contact the mainland have met with nothing but static. It appears we have no choice -- to avoid the virus, we must remain at sea... indefinitely.",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Our attempts to contact the mainland have met with nothing but static. It appears we have no choice -- to avoid the virus, we must remain at sea... indefinitely.",our attempts to contact the mainland have met with nothing but static it appears we have no choice -- to avoid the virus we must remain at sea indefinitely,29 +141454,505,137,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED MURMURS),0,FALSE,9,3329,Lisa Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141455,505,138,Passengers: (PANICKY SCREAMS) Oh no! We're stuck here!,0,TRUE,2401,3329,Passengers,CRUISE SHIP,Oh no! We're stuck here!,oh no were stuck here,5 +141456,505,139,Bart Simpson: Woo-hoo! Vacation forever!!!!!,0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,Woo-hoo! Vacation forever!!!!!,woo-hoo vacation forever,3 +141457,505,140,"Rowan Priddis: (CHIPPER) Good morning, everyone, as we greet a sunny Day Twelve ""After Virus"". While the world deals with their pandemic, we're having a ""fundemic"" under the capable hands of our Norwegian Captain Svalbard.",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Good morning, everyone, as we greet a sunny Day Twelve ""After Virus"". While the world deals with their pandemic, we're having a ""fundemic"" under the capable hands of our Norwegian Captain Svalbard.",good morning everyone as we greet a sunny day twelve after virus while the world deals with their pandemic were having a fundemic under the capable hands of our norwegian captain svalbard,32 +141458,505,141,"Captain Svalbard: (NORWEGIAN, SOMBER) I always knew mankind's hubris would doom us all.",0,TRUE,6094,3329,Captain Svalbard,CRUISE SHIP,I always knew mankind's hubris would doom us all.,i always knew mankinds hubris would doom us all,9 +141459,505,142,Norwegian Ensign: Ja. He spoke of it often.,0,TRUE,6095,3329,Norwegian Ensign,CRUISE SHIP,Ja. He spoke of it often.,ja he spoke of it often,6 +141460,505,143,"Rowan Priddis: Once we reach our exciting and hopefully virus-free destination, romantic Antarctica, our activities will include building shelter, hunting for food and starting civilization anew.",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Once we reach our exciting and hopefully virus-free destination, romantic Antarctica, our activities will include building shelter, hunting for food and starting civilization anew.",once we reach our exciting and hopefully virus-free destination romantic antarctica our activities will include building shelter hunting for food and starting civilization anew,24 +141461,505,144,"Rowan Priddis: While supplies may be running a little low, not to worry as today's delicious buffet features fresh seagull and hull-scraped barnacles.",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"While supplies may be running a little low, not to worry as today's delicious buffet features fresh seagull and hull-scraped barnacles.",while supplies may be running a little low not to worry as todays delicious buffet features fresh seagull and hull-scraped barnacles,21 +141462,505,145,Rowan Priddis: In the Chuckles Comedy Club we have Joey Scazzazone with his no-longer-observational take on our pre-Virus lives.,0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,In the Chuckles Comedy Club we have Joey Scazzazone with his no-longer-observational take on our pre-Virus lives.,in the chuckles comedy club we have joey scazzazone with his no-longer-observational take on our pre-virus lives,17 +141463,505,146,"Joey Scazzazone: (UPBEAT) Hey, so what's the deal with how many Starbucks there used to be, huh? (DEVASTATED) I don't know why that bothered me so much... hug your kids...",0,TRUE,6096,3329,Joey Scazzazone,CRUISE SHIP,"Hey, so what's the deal with how many Starbucks there used to be, huh? I don't know why that bothered me so much... hug your kids...",hey so whats the deal with how many starbucks there used to be huh i dont know why that bothered me so much hug your kids,26 +141464,505,147,"Rowan Priddis: Need a break? Then don't check out the Sensations Luxury Spa, which is now the stronghold of charismatic cult leader Dave the Lifeguard.",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Need a break? Then don't check out the Sensations Luxury Spa, which is now the stronghold of charismatic cult leader Dave the Lifeguard.",need a break then dont check out the sensations luxury spa which is now the stronghold of charismatic cult leader dave the lifeguard,23 +141465,505,148,Rowan Priddis: Mankind was warned not to run near the pool. Mankind did not listen. The Virus is his reward.,0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,Mankind was warned not to run near the pool. Mankind did not listen. The Virus is his reward.,mankind was warned not to run near the pool mankind did not listen the virus is his reward,18 +141466,505,149,Cult Followers: (CHANT NOISE),0,FALSE,6097,3329,Cult Followers,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141467,505,150,"Rowan Priddis: So remember, rule number one is ""Always Have Fun""... because fun is the only thing that will keep us alive! Fun!",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"So remember, rule number one is ""Always Have Fun""... because fun is the only thing that will keep us alive! Fun!",so remember rule number one is always have fun because fun is the only thing that will keep us alive fun,21 +141468,505,151,"Homer Simpson: Worthless, worthless, worthless...",0,TRUE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Worthless, worthless, worthless...",worthless worthless worthless,3 +141525,505,208,Bart Simpson: What a load of crap!,0,TRUE,8,4069,Bart Simpson,Antarctica,What a load of crap!,what a load of crap,5 +141672,506,136,Homer Simpson: Can I put my hand through you?,652000,TRUE,2,4070,Homer Simpson,Caribbean Beach,Can I put my hand through you?,can i put my hand through you,7 +141469,505,152,"Bart Simpson: Hey guys! Can you believe how awesome this is? If it wasn't for this virus thing, we'd all be back at our old sucky lives -- instead you're here, where you can be lovey-dovey all the time! Come on, kiss! Kiss!",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Hey guys! Can you believe how awesome this is? If it wasn't for this virus thing, we'd all be back at our old sucky lives -- instead you're here, where you can be lovey-dovey all the time! Come on, kiss! Kiss!",hey guys can you believe how awesome this is if it wasnt for this virus thing wed all be back at our old sucky lives -- instead youre here where you can be lovey-dovey all the time come on kiss kiss,41 +141470,505,153,"Marge Simpson: Bart, we're too worried to enjoy each other's mouths.",0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Bart, we're too worried to enjoy each other's mouths.",bart were too worried to enjoy each others mouths,9 +141471,505,154,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, and the customer service on this cruise has really gone downhill.",0,TRUE,2,3329,Homer Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Yeah, and the customer service on this cruise has really gone downhill.",yeah and the customer service on this cruise has really gone downhill,12 +141472,505,155,"Filipino Steward: Drop dead, fat ass!",0,TRUE,6098,3329,Filipino Steward,CRUISE SHIP,"Drop dead, fat ass!",drop dead fat ass,4 +141473,505,156,"Marge Simpson: (SADLY) Last week that steward brought me extra shampoo... he called me ""lovely lady.""",0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Last week that steward brought me extra shampoo... he called me ""lovely lady.""",last week that steward brought me extra shampoo he called me lovely lady,13 +141474,505,157,(KidZone: Elite: INT. KidZONE: ELITE - DAY - later),0,FALSE,NA,4066,NA,KidZone,NA,NA,NA +141475,505,158,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Lis! At least you nerds are still geekin' it up. What could be sweeter than a vacation that never ends?",0,TRUE,8,4066,Bart Simpson,KidZone,"Hey, Lis! At least you nerds are still geekin' it up. What could be sweeter than a vacation that never ends?",hey lis at least you nerds are still geekin it up what could be sweeter than a vacation that never ends,21 +141476,505,159,Lisa Simpson: Sweet? Sweet?! The passengers on this ship could be the last people on earth!,0,TRUE,9,4066,Lisa Simpson,KidZone,Sweet? Sweet?! The passengers on this ship could be the last people on earth!,sweet sweet the passengers on this ship could be the last people on earth,14 +141477,505,160,"Lisa Simpson: Like monks during the dark ages, it's up to the KidZone: Elite to make a record of human culture.",0,TRUE,9,4066,Lisa Simpson,KidZone,"Like monks during the dark ages, it's up to the KidZone: Elite to make a record of human culture.",like monks during the dark ages its up to the kidzone elite to make a record of human culture,19 +141478,505,161,Lisa Simpson: This group is adapting children's classics for the stage to entertain generations of survivors.,0,TRUE,9,4066,Lisa Simpson,KidZone,This group is adapting children's classics for the stage to entertain generations of survivors.,this group is adapting childrens classics for the stage to entertain generations of survivors,14 +141479,505,162,"Wheelchair Boy: (STILTED) Erik, we must work with the humans!",0,TRUE,6099,4066,Wheelchair Boy,KidZone,"Erik, we must work with the humans!",erik we must work with the humans,7 +141480,505,163,"Caribbean Boy: You are so naïve, Charles. We should rule them as conquerors!",0,TRUE,6089,4066,Caribbean Boy,KidZone,"You are so naïve, Charles. We should rule them as conquerors!",you are so naïve charles we should rule them as conquerors,11 +141481,505,164,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED) Can't anybody enjoy their forever vacation!? (GROANS),0,TRUE,8,4066,Bart Simpson,KidZone,Can't anybody enjoy their forever vacation!?,cant anybody enjoy their forever vacation,6 +141482,505,165,(CRUISE SHIP: ext. cruise ship - morning - establishing),0,FALSE,NA,3329,NA,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141483,505,166,"Bart Simpson: Check it out: the gallery was gonna throw these paintings overboard, like they were worthless garbage?",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Check it out: the gallery was gonna throw these paintings overboard, like they were worthless garbage?",check it out the gallery was gonna throw these paintings overboard like they were worthless garbage,16 +141484,505,167,"Marge Simpson: (STILTED) Bart, glad you're here. We're all gonna watch a movie together.",0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Bart, glad you're here. We're all gonna watch a movie together.",bart glad youre here were all gonna watch a movie together,11 +141485,505,168,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, a movie! It is about time you guys started havin' some fun!",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Yeah, a movie! It is about time you guys started havin' some fun!",yeah a movie it is about time you guys started havin some fun,13 +141486,505,169,(WAR ROOM: INT. WAR ROOM - SAME shot AS BEFORE),0,FALSE,NA,4068,NA,WAR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +141487,505,170,General: Humanity must endure!,0,TRUE,780,4068,General,WAR ROOM,Humanity must endure!,humanity must endure,3 +141488,505,171,"Aide: General, it's worse than we thought... The virus is getting bigger!",0,TRUE,652,4068,Aide,WAR ROOM,"General, it's worse than we thought... The virus is getting bigger!",general its worse than we thought the virus is getting bigger,11 +141489,505,172,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, how could you?",0,TRUE,9,4068,Lisa Simpson,WAR ROOM,"Bart, how could you?",bart how could you,4 +141490,505,173,Bart Simpson: Uhhhhh... gotta go!,0,TRUE,8,4068,Bart Simpson,WAR ROOM,Uhhhhh... gotta go!,uhhhhh gotta go,3 +141491,505,174,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Man, I kicked butt in the gladiator arena today! I won the last package of hot dogs on the ship! (SADLY) I got robbed by marauders on the way home.",0,TRUE,2,4068,Homer Simpson,WAR ROOM,"Man, I kicked butt in the gladiator arena today! I won the last package of hot dogs on the ship! I got robbed by marauders on the way home.",man i kicked butt in the gladiator arena today i won the last package of hot dogs on the ship i got robbed by marauders on the way home,29 +141492,505,175,Marge Simpson: (TO HOMER) There is no virus! Bart faked the whole thing with a DVD! (SCORNFULLY) A direct-to-video DVD!,0,TRUE,1,4068,Marge Simpson,WAR ROOM,There is no virus! Bart faked the whole thing with a DVD! A direct-to-video DVD!,there is no virus bart faked the whole thing with a dvd a direct-to-video dvd,15 +141493,505,176,(CRUISE SHIP: Ext. Cruise ship - deCK - day),0,FALSE,NA,3329,NA,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141524,505,207,"Lisa Simpson: From egg to baby to grownup, we can see them living their entire penguin lives from up here!",0,TRUE,9,4069,Lisa Simpson,Antarctica,"From egg to baby to grownup, we can see them living their entire penguin lives from up here!",from egg to baby to grownup we can see them living their entire penguin lives from up here,18 +141494,505,177,Rowan Priddis: You stand accused of letting down your team during music trivia. Your fun-ishment: eight hours in the penal conga line!,0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,You stand accused of letting down your team during music trivia. Your fun-ishment: eight hours in the penal conga line!,you stand accused of letting down your team during music trivia your fun-ishment eight hours in the penal conga line,20 +141495,505,178,"Marge Simpson: Excuse me, Cruise Director Priddis. (POINTED) My son has something to tell you.",0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"Excuse me, Cruise Director Priddis. My son has something to tell you.",excuse me cruise director priddis my son has something to tell you,12 +141496,505,179,"Rowan Priddis: (TO BART) Speak passenger, son of passenger.",0,TRUE,6087,3329,Rowan Priddis,CRUISE SHIP,"Speak passenger, son of passenger.",speak passenger son of passenger,5 +141497,505,180,"Bart Simpson: It was all a hoax, there's no virus.",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"It was all a hoax, there's no virus.",it was all a hoax theres no virus,8 +141498,505,181,Crowd: (SHOCKED ANGRY GASPS),0,FALSE,75,3329,Crowd,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141499,505,182,Dave the Lifeguard: But the warning from the General!,0,TRUE,6100,3329,Dave the Lifeguard,CRUISE SHIP,But the warning from the General!,but the warning from the general,6 +141500,505,183,"Bart Simpson: (""BUSTED"" MOAN) That was just Treat Williams in a virus movie.",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,That was just Treat Williams in a virus movie.,that was just treat williams in a virus movie,9 +141501,505,184,"Treat Williams: You know, I thought that General looked familiar. (OFF CROWD) What? I'm in a lot of movies!",0,TRUE,6101,3329,Treat Williams,CRUISE SHIP,"You know, I thought that General looked familiar. What? I'm in a lot of movies!",you know i thought that general looked familiar what im in a lot of movies,15 +141502,505,185,Crowd: (GROWING ANGRY MURMURS),0,FALSE,75,3329,Crowd,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141503,505,186,Portuguese Boy: I take back everything I said to you that night in the dolphin lab!,0,TRUE,6102,3329,Portuguese Boy,CRUISE SHIP,I take back everything I said to you that night in the dolphin lab!,i take back everything i said to you that night in the dolphin lab,14 +141504,505,187,"Bart Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) All that happened is we got a little extra vacation, is that so bad!?",0,TRUE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"All that happened is we got a little extra vacation, is that so bad!?",all that happened is we got a little extra vacation is that so bad,14 +141505,505,188,Cruiser: I think I ate people meat!,0,TRUE,6103,3329,Cruiser,CRUISE SHIP,I think I ate people meat!,i think i ate people meat,6 +141506,505,189,Bart Simpson: (GROSSED-OUT GUILTY NOISE),0,FALSE,8,3329,Bart Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,NA,NA,NA +141507,505,190,"Marge Simpson: I know my son did a terrible thing. But there's a chapel on this ship, and in that chapel there's a book, and it says, ""Judge not, lest ye--",0,TRUE,1,3329,Marge Simpson,CRUISE SHIP,"I know my son did a terrible thing. But there's a chapel on this ship, and in that chapel there's a book, and it says, ""Judge not, lest ye--",i know my son did a terrible thing but theres a chapel on this ship and in that chapel theres a book and it says judge not lest ye--,29 +141508,505,191,(Antarctica: EXT. ANTARCTICA - shore - day - later),0,FALSE,NA,4069,NA,Antarctica,NA,NA,NA +141509,505,192,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),0,FALSE,1,4069,Marge Simpson,Antarctica,NA,NA,NA +141510,505,193,"Rowan Priddis: After this I'll be lucky to get work on a clothing-optional, Jimmy Buffett cruise!",0,TRUE,6087,4069,Rowan Priddis,Antarctica,"After this I'll be lucky to get work on a clothing-optional, Jimmy Buffett cruise!",after this ill be lucky to get work on a clothing-optional jimmy buffett cruise,14 +141511,505,194,Homer Simpson: What about the duty-free stuff we bought?,0,TRUE,2,4069,Homer Simpson,Antarctica,What about the duty-free stuff we bought?,what about the duty-free stuff we bought,7 +141512,505,195,"Rowan Priddis: ""Never Have Fun!""",0,TRUE,6087,4069,Rowan Priddis,Antarctica,Never Have Fun!,never have fun,3 +141513,505,196,Homer Simpson: My booze and cologne!,0,TRUE,2,4069,Homer Simpson,Antarctica,My booze and cologne!,my booze and cologne,4 +141514,505,197,"Bart Simpson: (HIT BY ICE) That's fair. (HIT BY ICE) Sorry. (HIT BY ICE) I deserve it. (HIT BY HUGE ICE BALL) Ow, that one really hurt!",0,TRUE,8,4069,Bart Simpson,Antarctica,"That's fair. Sorry. I deserve it. Ow, that one really hurt!",thats fair sorry i deserve it ow that one really hurt,11 +141515,505,198,"Marge Simpson: Sorry sweetie, I just needed to get that out of my system.",0,TRUE,1,4069,Marge Simpson,Antarctica,"Sorry sweetie, I just needed to get that out of my system.",sorry sweetie i just needed to get that out of my system,12 +141516,505,199,Lisa Simpson: (SNAPPING) This stupid prank is the most selfish thing you've ever done!,0,TRUE,9,4069,Lisa Simpson,Antarctica,This stupid prank is the most selfish thing you've ever done!,this stupid prank is the most selfish thing youve ever done,11 +141517,505,200,"Bart Simpson: I wasn't being selfish, I did it for you guys, too!",0,TRUE,8,4069,Bart Simpson,Antarctica,"I wasn't being selfish, I did it for you guys, too!",i wasnt being selfish i did it for you guys too,11 +141518,505,201,"Bart Simpson: Lisa, you made friends with kids just like you! Mom and Dad, you were more happy and in love than I ever saw you!",0,TRUE,8,4069,Bart Simpson,Antarctica,"Lisa, you made friends with kids just like you! Mom and Dad, you were more happy and in love than I ever saw you!",lisa you made friends with kids just like you mom and dad you were more happy and in love than i ever saw you,24 +141519,505,202,Bart Simpson: It was the best week of all of our lives... and I wanted it to last forever.,0,TRUE,8,4069,Bart Simpson,Antarctica,It was the best week of all of our lives... and I wanted it to last forever.,it was the best week of all of our lives and i wanted it to last forever,17 +141520,505,203,Marge Simpson: (CLOSED MOUTH TOUCHED NOISE),0,FALSE,1,4069,Marge Simpson,Antarctica,NA,NA,NA +141521,505,204,Homer Simpson: Choke on my numb blue hands!,0,TRUE,2,4069,Homer Simpson,Antarctica,Choke on my numb blue hands!,choke on my numb blue hands,6 +141522,505,205,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, up here! You've gotta see this!",0,TRUE,9,4069,Lisa Simpson,Antarctica,"Hey, up here! You've gotta see this!",hey up here youve gotta see this,7 +141523,505,206,Marge Simpson: Whoa. / (AWED IMPRESSED NOISES),0,TRUE,1,4069,Marge Simpson,Antarctica,Whoa. /,whoa,1 +141526,505,209,"Bart Simpson: They spend all their time trying to raise a baby, and why? So it can grow up and do the same dumb thing on and on forever!",0,TRUE,8,4069,Bart Simpson,Antarctica,"They spend all their time trying to raise a baby, and why? So it can grow up and do the same dumb thing on and on forever!",they spend all their time trying to raise a baby and why so it can grow up and do the same dumb thing on and on forever,27 +141527,505,210,Lisa Simpson: The penguin's life isn't all bad. Those ones are having a blast!,0,TRUE,9,4069,Lisa Simpson,Antarctica,The penguin's life isn't all bad. Those ones are having a blast!,the penguins life isnt all bad those ones are having a blast,12 +141528,505,211,Bart Simpson: But the slide's just like our cruise! A short awesome thing that just shows you how boring the rest of your life is!,0,TRUE,8,4069,Bart Simpson,Antarctica,But the slide's just like our cruise! A short awesome thing that just shows you how boring the rest of your life is!,but the slides just like our cruise a short awesome thing that just shows you how boring the rest of your life is,23 +141529,505,212,"Lisa Simpson: Well sure life is full of pain and drudgery, but the trick is to enjoy the few perfect experiences we're given in the moment.",0,TRUE,9,4069,Lisa Simpson,Antarctica,"Well sure life is full of pain and drudgery, but the trick is to enjoy the few perfect experiences we're given in the moment.",well sure life is full of pain and drudgery but the trick is to enjoy the few perfect experiences were given in the moment,24 +141530,505,213,"Homer Simpson: Yeah stupid, stop thinking about fun and have it!",0,TRUE,2,4069,Homer Simpson,Antarctica,"Yeah stupid, stop thinking about fun and have it!",yeah stupid stop thinking about fun and have it,9 +141531,505,214,Bart Simpson: (SCARED NOISES BECOMING HAPPY WHOOPS),0,FALSE,8,4069,Bart Simpson,Antarctica,NA,NA,NA +141532,505,215,"Homer Simpson: Hey, wait for me!",0,TRUE,2,4069,Homer Simpson,Antarctica,"Hey, wait for me!",hey wait for me,4 +141533,505,216,Lisa Simpson: (HAPPY LAUGHTER),0,FALSE,9,4069,Lisa Simpson,Antarctica,NA,NA,NA +141534,505,217,(Springfield Retirement Castle: ext. retirement castle - the future),0,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +141535,505,218,80-Year-Old Bart: (FONDLY) What a great ride.,0,TRUE,6091,79,80-Year-Old Bart,Springfield Retirement Castle,What a great ride.,what a great ride,4 +141536,506,0,(Sky: Ext. sky - day),21000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +141537,506,1,Homer Simpson: Now that's what I call going for a spin!,21000,TRUE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,Now that's what I call going for a spin!,now thats what i call going for a spin,9 +141538,506,2,Homer Simpson: Now that's what I call a snappy retort!,52000,TRUE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,Now that's what I call a snappy retort!,now thats what i call a snappy retort,8 +141539,506,3,Marge Simpson: Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie!,56000,TRUE,1,755,Marge Simpson,Sky,Stop saying what you call things! I'm trying to watch the movie!,stop saying what you call things im trying to watch the movie,12 +141540,506,4,"Russian Businessman: Welcome to annual conclave of International Brotherhood of Evil. This year's theme: ""Evil in the Age of Social Media."" We have prepared three breakout rooms for small group discussion.",60000,TRUE,6104,755,Russian Businessman,Sky,"Welcome to annual conclave of International Brotherhood of Evil. This year's theme: ""Evil in the Age of Social Media."" We have prepared three breakout rooms for small group discussion.",welcome to annual conclave of international brotherhood of evil this years theme evil in the age of social media we have prepared three breakout rooms for small group discussion,29 +141541,506,5,"Criminal Guests: (APPLAUSE, ""HERE HERE'S,"" ETC.)",60000,FALSE,6105,755,Criminal Guests,Sky,NA,NA,NA +141542,506,6,German Criminal: These small rooms are an excellent way for villains to mingle with super-villains. But are you sure we will not be bothered by the American master-spy Stradivarius Cain?,73000,TRUE,6106,755,German Criminal,Sky,These small rooms are an excellent way for villains to mingle with super-villains. But are you sure we will not be bothered by the American master-spy Stradivarius Cain?,these small rooms are an excellent way for villains to mingle with super-villains but are you sure we will not be bothered by the american master-spy stradivarius cain,28 +141543,506,7,"Criminal Guests: (VERY ANGRY, UNHAPPY NOISES)",73000,FALSE,6105,755,Criminal Guests,Sky,NA,NA,NA +141544,506,8,"Russian Businessman: Do not worry about Doctor Cain. The last I saw him, my beautiful mistress was about to finish him off.",78000,TRUE,6104,755,Russian Businessman,Sky,"Do not worry about Doctor Cain. The last I saw him, my beautiful mistress was about to finish him off.",do not worry about doctor cain the last i saw him my beautiful mistress was about to finish him off,20 +141545,506,9,"Mistress: (NERVOUS, EASTERN-EUROPEAN ACCENT) Yes, that's what I did.",92000,TRUE,6107,755,Mistress,Sky,"Yes, that's what I did.",yes thats what i did,5 +141546,506,10,"Russian Businessman: You killed him, right?",94000,TRUE,6104,755,Russian Businessman,Sky,"You killed him, right?",you killed him right,4 +141547,506,11,Mistress: Yes -- he was the perfect lover-- (CATCHING HERSELF) of being killed!,96000,TRUE,6107,755,Mistress,Sky,Yes -- he was the perfect lover-- of being killed!,yes -- he was the perfect lover-- of being killed,10 +141548,506,12,"Russian Businessman: It's a weird sentence, but let's move on. My baker has prepared an edible monument to Cain's demise.",101000,TRUE,6104,755,Russian Businessman,Sky,"It's a weird sentence, but let's move on. My baker has prepared an edible monument to Cain's demise.",its a weird sentence but lets move on my baker has prepared an edible monument to cains demise,18 +141549,506,13,"Criminal Guests: (APPLAUSE, ""YES, YES,"" ETC.)",101000,FALSE,6105,755,Criminal Guests,Sky,NA,NA,NA +141550,506,14,"CAIN: Party's over, General!",109000,TRUE,6108,755,CAIN,Sky,"Party's over, General!",partys over general,3 +141551,506,15,Russian Businessman: Stradivarius Cain?! (BEING RIDDLED WITH BULLETS) Nooo! (DIES),111000,TRUE,6104,755,Russian Businessman,Sky,Stradivarius Cain?! Nooo!,stradivarius cain nooo,3 +141552,506,16,(Movie Theater: Int. Movie theater - continuous),114000,FALSE,NA,328,NA,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +141553,506,17,Homer Simpson: He turned that Russian guy into Swiss cheese!,114000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,He turned that Russian guy into Swiss cheese!,he turned that russian guy into swiss cheese,8 +141585,506,49,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear power plant - continuous),253000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +141554,506,18,"Marge Simpson: Homer! People are here to see the movie, not listen to you!",118000,TRUE,1,328,Marge Simpson,Movie Theater,"Homer! People are here to see the movie, not listen to you!",homer people are here to see the movie not listen to you,12 +141555,506,19,"Carl Carlson: Hey Homer, great yell-outs tonight!",123000,TRUE,170,328,Carl Carlson,Movie Theater,"Hey Homer, great yell-outs tonight!",hey homer great yell-outs tonight,5 +141556,506,20,"Lenny Leonard: Lucky you, Marge! You get to hear 'em the loudest!",125000,TRUE,165,328,Lenny Leonard,Movie Theater,"Lucky you, Marge! You get to hear 'em the loudest!",lucky you marge you get to hear em the loudest,10 +141557,506,21,(Castle: ext. castle - ramparts - day),127000,FALSE,NA,906,NA,Castle,NA,NA,NA +141558,506,22,Mistress: You've ruined me for other men!,127000,TRUE,6107,906,Mistress,Castle,You've ruined me for other men!,youve ruined me for other men,6 +141559,506,23,CAIN: That's my hobby. This is my job.,129000,TRUE,6108,906,CAIN,Castle,That's my hobby. This is my job.,thats my hobby this is my job,7 +141560,506,24,Homer Simpson: Looks like that guy's got turret's syndrome!,134000,TRUE,2,906,Homer Simpson,Castle,Looks like that guy's got turret's syndrome!,looks like that guys got turrets syndrome,7 +141561,506,25,Carl Carlson: (HEARTY LAUGHS),134000,FALSE,170,906,Carl Carlson,Castle,NA,NA,NA +141562,506,26,Lenny Leonard: I couldn't have thought of that in ten thousand lifetimes!,139000,TRUE,165,906,Lenny Leonard,Castle,I couldn't have thought of that in ten thousand lifetimes!,i couldnt have thought of that in ten thousand lifetimes,10 +141563,506,27,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - later that night),157000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +141564,506,28,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),157000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +141565,506,29,"Homer Simpson: (LONG CHUCKLE) Swiss cheese. Marge, how come you're not saying anything?",157000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Swiss cheese. Marge, how come you're not saying anything?",swiss cheese marge how come youre not saying anything,9 +141566,506,30,"Marge Simpson: There was enough talking during the movie! This date night was even worse than the date night we saw ""Date Night.""",162000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,"There was enough talking during the movie! This date night was even worse than the date night we saw ""Date Night.""",there was enough talking during the movie this date night was even worse than the date night we saw date night,21 +141567,506,31,"Homer Simpson: Oh man, Marge is pissed. Look at her... flaring her nostrils... drumming her fingers... making small noises like she's yelling at me inside her head...",164000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Oh man, Marge is pissed. Look at her... flaring her nostrils... drumming her fingers... making small noises like she's yelling at me inside her head...",oh man marge is pissed look at her flaring her nostrils drumming her fingers making small noises like shes yelling at me inside her head,25 +141568,506,32,Marge Simpson: (TINY ANGRY MURMURS),164000,FALSE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +141569,506,33,Marge Simpson: Just take me home.,180000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,Just take me home.,just take me home,4 +141570,506,34,Homer Simpson: (QUIPPING) That's what she said!,182000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,That's what she said!,thats what she said,4 +141571,506,35,Lenny Leonard: (DOPPLER) Another good one!,185000,TRUE,165,29,Lenny Leonard,Homer's Car,Another good one!,another good one,3 +141572,506,36,Carl Carlson: (FAINT DOPPLER) You're on fire!,185000,TRUE,170,29,Carl Carlson,Homer's Car,You're on fire!,youre on fire,3 +141573,506,37,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - morning),193000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +141574,506,38,"Seymour Skinner: Attention, students. In order to cut down on the rash of embarrassing YouTube videos of our teachers, we will be scanning you and taking away your smartphones.",193000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Attention, students. In order to cut down on the rash of embarrassing YouTube videos of our teachers, we will be scanning you and taking away your smartphones.",attention students in order to cut down on the rash of embarrassing youtube videos of our teachers we will be scanning you and taking away your smartphones,27 +141575,506,39,Kids: (GRUMBLING),193000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +141576,506,40,"Gary Chalmers: A new low. (SIGHS) I should've taken that superintendent job in Honduras. My own donkey, all the sugarcane I could suck... if only I could stomach the upside-down question marks.",209000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"A new low. I should've taken that superintendent job in Honduras. My own donkey, all the sugarcane I could suck... if only I could stomach the upside-down question marks.",a new low i shouldve taken that superintendent job in honduras my own donkey all the sugarcane i could suck if only i could stomach the upside-down question marks,29 +141577,506,41,Nelson Muntz: (OMINOUS) Hey Simpson. Let me save you the trouble of putting that money back in your pocket.,222000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Hey Simpson. Let me save you the trouble of putting that money back in your pocket.,hey simpson let me save you the trouble of putting that money back in your pocket,16 +141578,506,42,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw.,231000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Haw haw.,haw haw,2 +141579,506,43,Bart Simpson: Stupid Nelson! I hate that guy.,234000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Stupid Nelson! I hate that guy.,stupid nelson i hate that guy,6 +141580,506,44,Milhouse Van Houten: My Mom says bullies only bully 'cause they're scared.,237000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,My Mom says bullies only bully 'cause they're scared.,my mom says bullies only bully cause theyre scared,9 +141581,506,45,Nelson Muntz: (THREATENING) Your mom's next!,241000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Your mom's next!,your moms next,3 +141582,506,46,(HAIR SALON: Int. hair salon - later),242000,FALSE,NA,555,NA,HAIR SALON,NA,NA,NA +141583,506,47,"Nelson Muntz: You make dumb kids, lady!",242000,TRUE,101,555,Nelson Muntz,HAIR SALON,"You make dumb kids, lady!",you make dumb kids lady,5 +141584,506,48,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. nuclear power plant- day - establishing),253000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +141673,506,137,CAIN: If you want.,655000,TRUE,6108,4070,CAIN,Caribbean Beach,If you want.,if you want,3 +141586,506,50,"Lenny Leonard: Boy Homer, I gotta say, Marge looked pretty easy on the eyes last night. And I know eye-ease!",253000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Boy Homer, I gotta say, Marge looked pretty easy on the eyes last night. And I know eye-ease!",boy homer i gotta say marge looked pretty easy on the eyes last night and i know eye-ease,18 +141587,506,51,Homer Simpson: (MOPEY) Yeah.,259000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Yeah.,yeah,1 +141588,506,52,Carl Carlson: Uh-oh. Trouble in paradise?,259000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Uh-oh. Trouble in paradise?,uh-oh trouble in paradise,4 +141589,506,53,"Homer Simpson: No, just my marriage.",262000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"No, just my marriage.",no just my marriage,4 +141590,506,54,"Lenny Leonard: (WORRIED ""OOHS"")",262000,FALSE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +141591,506,55,"Homer Simpson: (SAD) Honey, it's me again. I can't work knowing that you're mad at me. I just wanna hear your voice. And I'm counting the minutes till the whistle blows, then I go to Moe's, then I rush home to you.",266000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Honey, it's me again. I can't work knowing that you're mad at me. I just wanna hear your voice. And I'm counting the minutes till the whistle blows, then I go to Moe's, then I rush home to you.",honey its me again i cant work knowing that youre mad at me i just wanna hear your voice and im counting the minutes till the whistle blows then i go to moes then i rush home to you,39 +141592,506,56,C. Montgomery Burns: (PANICKED NOISE) Explain this infernal wheel to me again!,280000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Explain this infernal wheel to me again!,explain this infernal wheel to me again,7 +141593,506,57,"Waylon Smithers: (EXASPERATED) Left for left, right for right!",284000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Left for left, right for right!",left for left right for right,6 +141594,506,58,C. Montgomery Burns: Enough of your double-talk!,286000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Enough of your double-talk!,enough of your double-talk,4 +141595,506,59,"Homer Simpson: (DESPERATE BODY-ENGLISH/SKIING NOISES, SCREAMS, THEN LANDS WITH A ""THUD"" NOISE)",286000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +141596,506,60,"C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent. He's alive. Smithers, give this man one ibuprofen, uncoated, and send him back to his workstation.",296000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Excellent. He's alive. Smithers, give this man one ibuprofen, uncoated, and send him back to his workstation.",excellent hes alive smithers give this man one ibuprofen uncoated and send him back to his workstation,17 +141597,506,61,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, Simpson has sustained a serious concussion. Recent research says you must give him time off to recover.",304000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sir, Simpson has sustained a serious concussion. Recent research says you must give him time off to recover.",sir simpson has sustained a serious concussion recent research says you must give him time off to recover,18 +141598,506,62,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, pish. When I was in Africa, I had my skull cracked open by cannibals, and I'm still kicking!",310000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, pish. When I was in Africa, I had my skull cracked open by cannibals, and I'm still kicking!",oh pish when i was in africa i had my skull cracked open by cannibals and im still kicking,19 +141599,506,63,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, that was your partner. You betrayed him to the cannibals.",316000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sir, that was your partner. You betrayed him to the cannibals.",sir that was your partner you betrayed him to the cannibals,11 +141600,506,64,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, that's right. I have his memories because I ate his brain.",319000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, that's right. I have his memories because I ate his brain.",oh thats right i have his memories because i ate his brain,12 +141601,506,65,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: Mr. Burns, you have to give this man something.",324000,TRUE,351,10,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Mr. Burns, you have to give this man something.",mr burns you have to give this man something,9 +141602,506,66,Blue-Haired Lawyer: (SOTTO) He could sue us for all we've got.,325000,TRUE,351,10,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,He could sue us for all we've got.,he could sue us for all weve got,8 +141603,506,67,C. Montgomery Burns: Fine. (TO HOMER) Eight weeks off... (MENACING) with pay.,329000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Fine. Eight weeks off... with pay.,fine eight weeks off with pay,6 +141604,506,68,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),329000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +141605,506,69,C. Montgomery Burns: That's a good thing!,332000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That's a good thing!,thats a good thing,4 +141606,506,70,Homer Simpson: But you said it so mean!,334000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,But you said it so mean!,but you said it so mean,6 +141607,506,71,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening),339000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141608,506,72,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Eight weeks paid vacation, and all because of a little bump on the noggin.",339000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Eight weeks paid vacation, and all because of a little bump on the noggin.",eight weeks paid vacation and all because of a little bump on the noggin,14 +141609,506,73,"Homer Simpson: Hey Marge, here's something that'll make you happy!",347000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey Marge, here's something that'll make you happy!",hey marge heres something thatll make you happy,8 +141610,506,74,Marge Simpson: (GRUMPY) Not in the mood.,350000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Not in the mood.,not in the mood,4 +141611,506,75,"Homer Simpson: No, this is really good. I...",351000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, this is really good. I...",no this is really good i,6 +141612,506,76,Bart Simpson: Nelson took my lunch money again!,352000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Nelson took my lunch money again!,nelson took my lunch money again,6 +141613,506,77,"Homer Simpson: Now, listen, Lisa--",355000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, listen, Lisa--",now listen lisa--,3 +141641,506,105,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: Int. krabappel's class - continuous),496000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +141614,506,78,"Lisa Simpson: (HOLDING SAXOPHONE) Hold that thought. I'm tuning my saxophone. (BLOWS NOTE) Sharp. (ADJUSTS MOUTHPIECE, BLOWS AGAIN) Flat. (ADJUSTS MOUTHPIECE, BLOWS AGAIN) Sharp.",355000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Hold that thought. I'm tuning my saxophone. Sharp. Flat. Sharp.,hold that thought im tuning my saxophone sharp flat sharp,10 +141615,506,79,Grampa Simpson: No one will tell me if I'm a ghost or not!,361000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,No one will tell me if I'm a ghost or not!,no one will tell me if im a ghost or not,11 +141616,506,80,"Homer Simpson: Well, I just got...",361000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I just got...",well i just got,4 +141617,506,81,"Marge Simpson: Got what, Homer?",375000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Got what, Homer?",got what homer,3 +141618,506,82,"Homer Simpson: Uh... (THINKS, THEN) I got... Shelbyville radio in my car for a few minutes.",376000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh... I got... Shelbyville radio in my car for a few minutes.,uh i got shelbyville radio in my car for a few minutes,12 +141619,506,83,"Marge Simpson: (UNIMPRESSED NOISE) Homer, I'm a single mother trying to raise a family here.",382000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, I'm a single mother trying to raise a family here.",homer im a single mother trying to raise a family here,11 +141620,506,84,Homer Simpson: But you're not...,386000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But you're not...,but youre not,3 +141621,506,85,Marge Simpson: Just zip it!,386000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Just zip it!,just zip it,3 +141622,506,86,"Homer Simpson: (QUIETLY) I have eight weeks paid vacation, and my family doesn't know.",393000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I have eight weeks paid vacation, and my family doesn't know.",i have eight weeks paid vacation and my family doesnt know,11 +141623,506,87,Homer's Reflection: Woo hoo!,396000,TRUE,6109,5,Homer's Reflection,Simpson Home,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +141624,506,88,"Homer Simpson: (VERY UPBEAT) Honey, I'm off to work!",402000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Honey, I'm off to work!",honey im off to work,5 +141625,506,89,Marge Simpson: (PERFUNCTORY KISS),402000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141626,506,90,Homer Simpson: You know... maybe I should call in sick. We could visit all our old romantic haunts that have closed and turned into temporary Halloween stores.,405000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You know... maybe I should call in sick. We could visit all our old romantic haunts that have closed and turned into temporary Halloween stores.,you know maybe i should call in sick we could visit all our old romantic haunts that have closed and turned into temporary halloween stores,25 +141627,506,91,Marge Simpson: (STRESSED) I have to take Maggie for her checkup. And a guy's coming to see what the smell is under the house.,414000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I have to take Maggie for her checkup. And a guy's coming to see what the smell is under the house.,i have to take maggie for her checkup and a guys coming to see what the smell is under the house,21 +141628,506,92,"Homer Simpson: I get it. You need your Marge time. (SIGHS) Well, I'm off to work.",419000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I get it. You need your Marge time. Well, I'm off to work.",i get it you need your marge time well im off to work,13 +141629,506,93,Homer Simpson: (GIGGLES),419000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141630,506,94,"Homer Simpson: (SADLY) My feet hurt, and my neck is cold.",432000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"My feet hurt, and my neck is cold.",my feet hurt and my neck is cold,8 +141631,506,95,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield Elementary - Krabappel's class - day),436000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +141632,506,96,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (YAWNS) Children, I didn't get much sleep last night, because I was up late again, lamenting the choices I've made.",436000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, I didn't get much sleep last night, because I was up late again, lamenting the choices I've made.",children i didnt get much sleep last night because i was up late again lamenting the choices ive made,19 +141633,506,97,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw. You can't change the past.,443000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Haw haw. You can't change the past.,haw haw you cant change the past,7 +141634,506,98,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Just for that, you can go to the principal's office, while the rest of the class enjoys a... movie day!",446000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Just for that, you can go to the principal's office, while the rest of the class enjoys a... movie day!",just for that you can go to the principals office while the rest of the class enjoys a movie day,20 +141635,506,99,Kids: (EXUBERANT CHEERS),446000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +141636,506,100,"Declan Desmond: Krustyburger: Every day thousands of people wolf down his ""kwazy cuisine"" thinking they're getting the nutrients a human being needs to live. But for thirty days, this reporter ate nothing but this joker's deck of carbs.",455000,TRUE,3843,3,Declan Desmond,Springfield Elementary School,"Krustyburger: Every day thousands of people wolf down his ""kwazy cuisine"" thinking they're getting the nutrients a human being needs to live. But for thirty days, this reporter ate nothing but this joker's deck of carbs.",krustyburger every day thousands of people wolf down his kwazy cuisine thinking theyre getting the nutrients a human being needs to live but for thirty days this reporter ate nothing but this jokers deck of carbs,36 +141637,506,101,Declan Desmond: And I say:,472000,TRUE,3843,3,Declan Desmond,Springfield Elementary School,And I say:,and i say,3 +141638,506,102,"Declan Desmond: ""Do You Want Lies With That?""",472000,TRUE,3843,3,Declan Desmond,Springfield Elementary School,Do You Want Lies With That?,do you want lies with that,6 +141639,506,103,Krusty the Clown: Oh great. Another documentary making me look like a scuzzbag. What is it this time? That the town I sponsor in Africa doesn't exist? Prove it! Film all of Africa!,484000,TRUE,139,3,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Elementary School,Oh great. Another documentary making me look like a scuzzbag. What is it this time? That the town I sponsor in Africa doesn't exist? Prove it! Film all of Africa!,oh great another documentary making me look like a scuzzbag what is it this time that the town i sponsor in africa doesnt exist prove it film all of africa,30 +141640,506,104,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - later - establishing),496000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +141642,506,106,Declan Desmond: Day twelve: I've gained twenty pounds. As for my cholesterol...,496000,TRUE,3843,573,Declan Desmond,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Day twelve: I've gained twenty pounds. As for my cholesterol...,day twelve ive gained twenty pounds as for my cholesterol,10 +141643,506,107,Dr. Julius Hibbert: It's bad! You can just scrape it right off.,501000,TRUE,332,573,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,It's bad! You can just scrape it right off.,its bad you can just scrape it right off,9 +141644,506,108,"Declan Desmond: But still I soldier on with my (BITTER) ""Laffy Meal.""",506000,TRUE,3843,573,Declan Desmond,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"But still I soldier on with my ""Laffy Meal.""",but still i soldier on with my laffy meal,9 +141645,506,109,Krusty the Clown: Hey! This is all above-board!,506000,TRUE,139,573,Krusty the Clown,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Hey! This is all above-board!,hey this is all above-board,5 +141646,506,110,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - still later - establishing),522000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +141647,506,111,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: Int. Krabappel's class - continuous),522000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +141648,506,112,"Declan Desmond: One month of eating Krustyburger and nothing else has transformed me into a morbidly obese, toilet-busting American. If I don't have some kind of nugget every five minutes I'll die.",522000,TRUE,3843,573,Declan Desmond,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"One month of eating Krustyburger and nothing else has transformed me into a morbidly obese, toilet-busting American. If I don't have some kind of nugget every five minutes I'll die.",one month of eating krustyburger and nothing else has transformed me into a morbidly obese toilet-busting american if i dont have some kind of nugget every five minutes ill die,30 +141649,506,113,Declan Desmond: So weak... I can't even fill out this application for documentary film Oscar.,540000,TRUE,3843,573,Declan Desmond,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,So weak... I can't even fill out this application for documentary film Oscar.,so weak i cant even fill out this application for documentary film oscar,13 +141650,506,114,Declan Desmond: But it'll be worth it if my suffering teaches Krusty the value of proper nutrition.,542000,TRUE,3843,573,Declan Desmond,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,But it'll be worth it if my suffering teaches Krusty the value of proper nutrition.,but itll be worth it if my suffering teaches krusty the value of proper nutrition,15 +141651,506,115,Krusty the Clown: You're gonna be my breakfast English sausage. (LAUGHS),557000,TRUE,139,573,Krusty the Clown,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,You're gonna be my breakfast English sausage.,youre gonna be my breakfast english sausage,7 +141652,506,116,Bart Simpson: (INTRIGUED) Hmmm.,571000,TRUE,8,573,Bart Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Hmmm.,hmmm,1 +141653,506,117,Bart Simpson: (MALICIOUS CHUCKLE),571000,FALSE,8,573,Bart Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +141654,506,118,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - day),577000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +141655,506,119,"Homer Simpson: Man, when you're not at work, you see so many beautiful things.",577000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Man, when you're not at work, you see so many beautiful things.",man when youre not at work you see so many beautiful things,12 +141656,506,120,Barney Gumble: (SNORES OUT),577000,FALSE,18,270,Barney Gumble,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +141657,506,121,"Barney Gumble: (BREATHES IN, CHOKING NOISES)",577000,FALSE,18,270,Barney Gumble,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +141658,506,122,Barney Gumble: (SNORES OUT),577000,FALSE,18,270,Barney Gumble,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +141659,506,123,"Homer Simpson: ...and now because it's afternoon, I can go to Moe's without having a (AIR QUOTES) ""drinking problem."" (CHUCKLES)",599000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"...and now because it's afternoon, I can go to Moe's without having a ""drinking problem.""",and now because its afternoon i can go to moes without having a drinking problem,15 +141660,506,124,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - continuous),599000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +141661,506,125,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, Homer. I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.",599000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Homer. I could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door.",hey homer i could hear your pathetic rationalizing through the door,11 +141662,506,126,"Homer Simpson: Well, why can't I hang out at the bar all day? My wife doesn't wanna be with me.",613000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Well, why can't I hang out at the bar all day? My wife doesn't wanna be with me.",well why cant i hang out at the bar all day my wife doesnt wanna be with me,18 +141663,506,127,"Moe Szyslak: Look, I'd love to discuss your problems but a pack of raccoons took over my back room and today's the day I make my stand.",617000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Look, I'd love to discuss your problems but a pack of raccoons took over my back room and today's the day I make my stand.",look id love to discuss your problems but a pack of raccoons took over my back room and todays the day i make my stand,25 +141664,506,128,"Moe Szyslak: (BATTLE CRY, KNIFE BETWEEN TEETH)",617000,FALSE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +141665,506,129,"Moe Szyslak: (STRUGGLING NOISES, THEN) There's more than I thought!",625000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,There's more than I thought!,theres more than i thought,5 +141666,506,130,(Caribbean Beach: ext. caribbean beach - evening),636000,FALSE,NA,4070,NA,Caribbean Beach,NA,NA,NA +141667,506,131,Homer Simpson: I wish I could pull down my zipper and that guy would come out.,636000,TRUE,2,4070,Homer Simpson,Caribbean Beach,I wish I could pull down my zipper and that guy would come out.,i wish i could pull down my zipper and that guy would come out,14 +141668,506,132,"CAIN: Stranger things have happened, Homer.",640000,TRUE,6108,4070,CAIN,Caribbean Beach,"Stranger things have happened, Homer.",stranger things have happened homer,5 +141669,506,133,"Homer Simpson: (TOTALLY SHOCKED NOISE, THEN:) Stradivarius Cain!",643000,TRUE,2,4070,Homer Simpson,Caribbean Beach,Stradivarius Cain!,stradivarius cain,2 +141670,506,134,Homer Simpson: What the? Am I losing my marbles?,645000,TRUE,2,4070,Homer Simpson,Caribbean Beach,What the? Am I losing my marbles?,what the am i losing my marbles,7 +141671,506,135,"CAIN: No, I'm just an illusion caused by the concussion you suffered at the plant.",649000,TRUE,6108,4070,CAIN,Caribbean Beach,"No, I'm just an illusion caused by the concussion you suffered at the plant.",no im just an illusion caused by the concussion you suffered at the plant,14 +141674,506,138,CAIN: C'mon! Really? Show a little class.,656000,TRUE,6108,4070,CAIN,Caribbean Beach,C'mon! Really? Show a little class.,cmon really show a little class,6 +141675,506,139,Homer Simpson: Sorry. (SIPS BEER),660000,TRUE,2,4070,Homer Simpson,Caribbean Beach,Sorry.,sorry,1 +141676,506,140,CAIN: Now I'm about to undertake my toughest mission ever: to make you into a man your wife can't resist.,661000,TRUE,6108,4070,CAIN,Caribbean Beach,Now I'm about to undertake my toughest mission ever: to make you into a man your wife can't resist.,now im about to undertake my toughest mission ever to make you into a man your wife cant resist,19 +141677,506,141,Homer Simpson: What the? No one can see you.,672000,TRUE,2,4070,Homer Simpson,Caribbean Beach,What the? No one can see you.,what the no one can see you,7 +141678,506,142,CAIN: Other people's imaginary friends can see me.,673000,TRUE,6108,4070,CAIN,Caribbean Beach,Other people's imaginary friends can see me.,other peoples imaginary friends can see me,7 +141679,506,143,"Hufnpuffalus: (EEYORE VOICE) Hel-lo, Doctor Cain.",678000,TRUE,6110,4070,Hufnpuffalus,Caribbean Beach,"Hel-lo, Doctor Cain.",hel-lo doctor cain,3 +141680,506,144,"CAIN: (NOT THRILLED) Hello, Hufnpuffalus.",680000,TRUE,6108,4070,CAIN,Caribbean Beach,"Hello, Hufnpuffalus.",hello hufnpuffalus,2 +141681,506,145,Hufnpuffalus: Sorry I slept with your girlfriend.,682000,TRUE,6110,4070,Hufnpuffalus,Caribbean Beach,Sorry I slept with your girlfriend.,sorry i slept with your girlfriend,6 +141682,506,146,"CAIN: You did me a favor, man.",686000,TRUE,6108,4070,CAIN,Caribbean Beach,"You did me a favor, man.",you did me a favor man,6 +141683,506,147,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - playground - day),690000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +141684,506,148,"Nelson Muntz: (ROTE) Lunch money, lunch money, lunch money... hey, Lis.",690000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Lunch money, lunch money, lunch money... hey, Lis.",lunch money lunch money lunch money hey lis,8 +141685,506,149,"Lisa Simpson: Nelson, don't you want my lunch money?",694000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Nelson, don't you want my lunch money?",nelson dont you want my lunch money,7 +141686,506,150,Nelson Muntz: Nah. Chicks wind up gettin' all your money anyway.,696000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Nah. Chicks wind up gettin' all your money anyway.,nah chicks wind up gettin all your money anyway,9 +141687,506,151,"Lisa Simpson: That's sexist, but thank you.",699000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"That's sexist, but thank you.",thats sexist but thank you,5 +141688,506,152,Nelson Muntz: Now I gotta go liberate some cash from your brother.,701000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Now I gotta go liberate some cash from your brother.,now i gotta go liberate some cash from your brother,10 +141689,506,153,"Lisa Simpson: Well, if you must... see if you can find out where my dolls are.",704000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, if you must... see if you can find out where my dolls are.",well if you must see if you can find out where my dolls are,14 +141690,506,154,Nelson Muntz: You might not like the answer.,708000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,You might not like the answer.,you might not like the answer,6 +141691,506,155,Lisa Simpson: (GRIM) I just want closure.,709000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I just want closure.,i just want closure,4 +141692,506,156,"Nelson Muntz: Simpson, you know why I'm here.",712000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Simpson, you know why I'm here.",simpson you know why im here,6 +141693,506,157,"Bart Simpson: Nelson, I could give you my lunch money... or, I could give you...",714000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Nelson, I could give you my lunch money... or, I could give you...",nelson i could give you my lunch money or i could give you,13 +141694,506,158,Nelson Muntz: (IMPRESSED) Lunch? Actual lunch?! (EXAMINES BAG) Look at all them burgers and fries. (FEELS BAG) I didn't know they served these things warm. (SWEET) They feel like a baby's head.,720000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Lunch? Actual lunch?! Look at all them burgers and fries. I didn't know they served these things warm. They feel like a baby's head.,lunch actual lunch look at all them burgers and fries i didnt know they served these things warm they feel like a babys head,24 +141695,506,159,Bart Simpson: I just thank God you didn't take my coupons. Got enough for a month.,731000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I just thank God you didn't take my coupons. Got enough for a month.,i just thank god you didnt take my coupons got enough for a month,14 +141696,506,160,Nelson Muntz: Free hamburger?!,736000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Free hamburger?!,free hamburger,2 +141697,506,161,"Bart Simpson: No, you give them the coupon and they give you the hamburger.",739000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"No, you give them the coupon and they give you the hamburger.",no you give them the coupon and they give you the hamburger,12 +141698,506,162,Nelson Muntz: I knew that.,742000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I knew that.,i knew that,3 +141699,506,163,Bart Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),742000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +141700,506,164,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),752000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +141701,506,165,(Car: int. car - driving - continuous),752000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +141702,506,166,"CAIN: I must say, whoever installed your car's secret weapons did a great job hiding them.",752000,TRUE,6108,2,CAIN,Car,"I must say, whoever installed your car's secret weapons did a great job hiding them.",i must say whoever installed your cars secret weapons did a great job hiding them,15 +141703,506,167,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, Dr. Cain, the thing about that is... (ASHAMED) there aren't any weapons.",758000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Yeah, Dr. Cain, the thing about that is... there aren't any weapons.",yeah dr cain the thing about that is there arent any weapons,12 +141704,506,168,"CAIN: What?! Well, does your car at least turn into something else?",764000,TRUE,6108,2,CAIN,Car,"What?! Well, does your car at least turn into something else?",what well does your car at least turn into something else,11 +141705,506,169,Homer Simpson: (SHEEPISH) Sometimes Marge says I turn it into a trashcan.,767000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Sometimes Marge says I turn it into a trashcan.,sometimes marge says i turn it into a trashcan,9 +141706,506,170,"CAIN: (DISAPPROVING NOISE) Homer, you are going to clean up this car, put on cologne, and become a sparkling conversationalist.",773000,TRUE,6108,2,CAIN,Car,"Homer, you are going to clean up this car, put on cologne, and become a sparkling conversationalist.",homer you are going to clean up this car put on cologne and become a sparkling conversationalist,17 +141707,506,171,Homer Simpson: Sounds like you're turning into wife number two.,778000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Sounds like you're turning into wife number two.,sounds like youre turning into wife number two,8 +141708,506,172,CAIN: I can do that.,780000,TRUE,6108,2,CAIN,Car,I can do that.,i can do that,4 +141709,506,173,"CAIN: So, stick with Marge!",782000,TRUE,6108,2,CAIN,Car,"So, stick with Marge!",so stick with marge,4 +141710,506,174,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),782000,FALSE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,NA,NA,NA +141711,506,175,"Chief Wiggum: Whoa, what's goin' on there, Lou?",786000,TRUE,71,2,Chief Wiggum,Car,"Whoa, what's goin' on there, Lou?",whoa whats goin on there lou,6 +141712,506,176,"Lou: Well, if you ask me, Chief... (DISAPPEARING NOISE)",788000,TRUE,91,2,Lou,Car,"Well, if you ask me, Chief...",well if you ask me chief,6 +141713,506,177,"Chief Wiggum: (SCARED) Alright, what does this mean?",791000,TRUE,71,2,Chief Wiggum,Car,"Alright, what does this mean?",alright what does this mean,5 +141714,506,178,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - day),794000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141715,506,179,Kent Brockman: Childhood obesity! It's not funny anymore! Breakfast cereals where the surprise inside is diabetes...and soda cups the size of hot tubs...have made every state Mississippi fat.,794000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,Childhood obesity! It's not funny anymore! Breakfast cereals where the surprise inside is diabetes...and soda cups the size of hot tubs...have made every state Mississippi fat.,childhood obesity its not funny anymore breakfast cereals where the surprise inside is diabetesand soda cups the size of hot tubshave made every state mississippi fat,26 +141716,506,180,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) That's Nelson!,809000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's Nelson!,thats nelson,2 +141717,506,181,"Bart Simpson: (""NO WAY"") No, you're imagining things.",811000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, you're imagining things.",no youre imagining things,4 +141718,506,182,Nelson Muntz: What else you got?,814000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,What else you got?,what else you got,4 +141719,506,183,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Just bubbling oil.,816000,TRUE,923,5,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Simpson Home,Just bubbling oil.,just bubbling oil,3 +141720,506,184,Nelson Muntz: Stand back and give me a straw!,818000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,Stand back and give me a straw!,stand back and give me a straw,7 +141721,506,185,(Bar: Int. bar - evening),822000,FALSE,NA,40,NA,Bar,NA,NA,NA +141722,506,186,"CAIN: Now, the ultimate test: I want you to convince that woman to give herself to you body and soul.",822000,TRUE,6108,40,CAIN,Bar,"Now, the ultimate test: I want you to convince that woman to give herself to you body and soul.",now the ultimate test i want you to convince that woman to give herself to you body and soul,19 +141723,506,187,Homer Simpson: But I'm a married man.,832000,TRUE,2,40,Homer Simpson,Bar,But I'm a married man.,but im a married man,5 +141724,506,188,"CAIN: Yeah. I know a married man is never attracted to a beautiful woman he doesn't even know, but this will give you the confidence you need with Marge.",834000,TRUE,6108,40,CAIN,Bar,"Yeah. I know a married man is never attracted to a beautiful woman he doesn't even know, but this will give you the confidence you need with Marge.",yeah i know a married man is never attracted to a beautiful woman he doesnt even know but this will give you the confidence you need with marge,28 +141725,506,189,"Homer Simpson: (GLUM) Okay, I'll make a stranger love me forever.",842000,TRUE,2,40,Homer Simpson,Bar,"Okay, I'll make a stranger love me forever.",okay ill make a stranger love me forever,8 +141726,506,190,"CAIN: And Homer, remember: it doesn't matter what you say, as long as you say it with confidence.",846000,TRUE,6108,40,CAIN,Bar,"And Homer, remember: it doesn't matter what you say, as long as you say it with confidence.",and homer remember it doesnt matter what you say as long as you say it with confidence,17 +141727,506,191,Homer Simpson: My dear... did you just fall from heaven? 'Cause your hair looks really messed up.,852000,TRUE,2,40,Homer Simpson,Bar,My dear... did you just fall from heaven? 'Cause your hair looks really messed up.,my dear did you just fall from heaven cause your hair looks really messed up,15 +141728,506,192,"CAIN: Okay, it matters a little what you say. Moving on...",860000,TRUE,6108,40,CAIN,Bar,"Okay, it matters a little what you say. Moving on...",okay it matters a little what you say moving on,10 +141729,506,193,Homer Simpson: You know what wood makes the best ventriloquist dummy: maple. (NEXT WOMAN) How many hardboiled eggs do you think I can eat?,863000,TRUE,2,40,Homer Simpson,Bar,You know what wood makes the best ventriloquist dummy: maple. How many hardboiled eggs do you think I can eat?,you know what wood makes the best ventriloquist dummy maple how many hardboiled eggs do you think i can eat,20 +141730,506,194,"CAIN: (AGGRAVATED) Look, just say this (WHISPERS IN HOMER'S EAR)",873000,TRUE,6108,40,CAIN,Bar,"Look, just say this",look just say this,4 +141731,506,195,"Homer Simpson: (LISTENING NOISE, THEN REPEATS WHAT CAIN SAID, WITH DRAMATIC VOICE) When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. But that blue was nothing compared to the blue of your eyes.",879000,TRUE,2,40,Homer Simpson,Bar,"When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. But that blue was nothing compared to the blue of your eyes.",when i was in special ops they held me in an afghan prison where all i could see was a patch of blue sky but that blue was nothing compared to the blue of your eyes,36 +141732,506,196,"Beautiful Woman: (ENTHRALLED NOISE, LATIN ACCENT) I am a sucker for articulate fatsos.",891000,TRUE,3910,40,Beautiful Woman,Bar,I am a sucker for articulate fatsos.,i am a sucker for articulate fatsos,7 +141733,506,197,Drug Lord: What is this? I leave for two seconds to get chocolate martinis and my wife is expertly seduced by this pork empanada!,897000,TRUE,6111,40,Drug Lord,Bar,What is this? I leave for two seconds to get chocolate martinis and my wife is expertly seduced by this pork empanada!,what is this i leave for two seconds to get chocolate martinis and my wife is expertly seduced by this pork empanada,22 +141735,506,199,CAIN: Squirt that lemon in his eye.,907000,TRUE,6108,40,CAIN,Bar,Squirt that lemon in his eye.,squirt that lemon in his eye,6 +141736,506,200,Drug Lord: You think a lemon will stop me?!,909000,TRUE,6111,40,Drug Lord,Bar,You think a lemon will stop me?!,you think a lemon will stop me,7 +141737,506,201,Drug Lord: (IN GREAT PAIN) A lime! Noooo!,913000,TRUE,6111,40,Drug Lord,Bar,A lime! Noooo!,a lime noooo,3 +141738,506,202,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. springfield nuclear plant - simultaneous),924000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +141739,506,203,"Lenny Leonard: Marge, what brings you to the S.N.P.P.?",924000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Marge, what brings you to the S.N.P.P.?",marge what brings you to the snpp,7 +141740,506,204,Marge Simpson: Homie's been working so hard I thought I'd bring him a special lunch.,926000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Homie's been working so hard I thought I'd bring him a special lunch.,homies been working so hard i thought id bring him a special lunch,13 +141741,506,205,"Lenny Leonard: Marge, you're a blue angel. And I'm not talkin' about those pilots that hot dog in an air show while the real men are in combat. But I gotta ask: where's Homer working?",930000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Marge, you're a blue angel. And I'm not talkin' about those pilots that hot dog in an air show while the real men are in combat. But I gotta ask: where's Homer working?",marge youre a blue angel and im not talkin about those pilots that hot dog in an air show while the real men are in combat but i gotta ask wheres homer working,33 +141742,506,206,"Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED) Here, right?",938000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Here, right?",here right,2 +141743,506,207,Lenny Leonard: Not since Burns gave him that time off. What is this? Week six?,940000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Not since Burns gave him that time off. What is this? Week six?,not since burns gave him that time off what is this week six,13 +141744,506,208,Marge Simpson: (FURIOUS) What?! I knew there was a reason he was leaving on time! (EXTREMELY-ANGRY MURMUR),942000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What?! I knew there was a reason he was leaving on time!,what i knew there was a reason he was leaving on time,12 +141745,506,209,Carl Carlson: What'd you say to her?,952000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What'd you say to her?,whatd you say to her,5 +141746,506,210,Lenny Leonard: I don't know. I thought I was making small talk. (GRAVELY) But it turned out to be big talk.,954000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I don't know. I thought I was making small talk. But it turned out to be big talk.,i dont know i thought i was making small talk but it turned out to be big talk,18 +141747,506,211,(Krusty's Mansion: Ext. Krusty's mansion - establishing),968000,FALSE,NA,1395,NA,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +141748,506,212,Krusty the Clown: (LOUD SERENA WILLIAMS-TYPE HITTING TENNIS BALL GRUNT),968000,FALSE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +141749,506,213,"Mr. Teeny: (LOUD SERENA WILLIAMS-TYPE HITTING TENNIS BALL GRUNT, ETC.)",968000,FALSE,2425,1395,Mr. Teeny,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +141750,506,214,Krusty the Clown: (LOUD SERENA WILLIAMS-TYPE HITTING TENNIS BALL GRUNT),968000,FALSE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +141751,506,215,"Mr. Teeny: (LOUD SERENA WILLIAMS-TYPE HITTING TENNIS BALL GRUNT, ETC.)",968000,FALSE,2425,1395,Mr. Teeny,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +141752,506,216,Krusty the Clown: (LOUD SERENA WILLIAMS-TYPE HITTING TENNIS BALL GRUNT),968000,FALSE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +141753,506,217,Mr. Teeny: (LOUD SERENA WILLIAMS-TYPE HITTING TENNIS BALL GRUNT),968000,FALSE,2425,1395,Mr. Teeny,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +141754,506,218,"Krusty the Clown: (LOUD, VERY PUZZLED NOISE)",968000,FALSE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +141755,506,219,Lisa Simpson: Krusty! This once-vibrant young bully won't even live to pick on kids in junior high! Because he's been eating nothing but your food!,968000,TRUE,9,1395,Lisa Simpson,Krusty's Mansion,Krusty! This once-vibrant young bully won't even live to pick on kids in junior high! Because he's been eating nothing but your food!,krusty this once-vibrant young bully wont even live to pick on kids in junior high because hes been eating nothing but your food,23 +141756,506,220,Krusty the Clown: Atta boy!,976000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,Atta boy!,atta boy,2 +141757,506,221,"Nelson Muntz: (WEAK) Got any fries, man? I just need a couple.",979000,TRUE,101,1395,Nelson Muntz,Krusty's Mansion,"Got any fries, man? I just need a couple.",got any fries man i just need a couple,9 +141758,506,222,Krusty the Clown: Not my responsibility. He didn't have to order that crap. We've got yogurt and salad on the menu!,982000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,Not my responsibility. He didn't have to order that crap. We've got yogurt and salad on the menu!,not my responsibility he didnt have to order that crap weve got yogurt and salad on the menu,18 +141759,506,223,Lisa Simpson: Do you actually serve those items?,988000,TRUE,9,1395,Lisa Simpson,Krusty's Mansion,Do you actually serve those items?,do you actually serve those items,6 +141760,506,224,Krusty the Clown: (SAD) No.,991000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,No.,no,1 +141761,506,225,"Krusty the Clown: Alright. Kid, to make this right, I'm gonna hook you up with my personal trainer. Billy!",994000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,"Alright. Kid, to make this right, I'm gonna hook you up with my personal trainer. Billy!",alright kid to make this right im gonna hook you up with my personal trainer billy,16 +141762,506,226,Krusty the Clown: Get this kid into superhero shape!,999000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,Get this kid into superhero shape!,get this kid into superhero shape,6 +141763,506,227,Billy: (JUST SLIGHTLY EFFEMINATE) Hugh Jackman Wolverine?,1004000,TRUE,965,1395,Billy,Krusty's Mansion,Hugh Jackman Wolverine?,hugh jackman wolverine,3 +141764,506,228,Krusty the Clown: I'm not made of money.,1005000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,I'm not made of money.,im not made of money,5 +141765,506,229,Billy: Alicia Silverstone Batgirl?,1007000,TRUE,965,1395,Billy,Krusty's Mansion,Alicia Silverstone Batgirl?,alicia silverstone batgirl,3 +141766,506,230,Krusty the Clown: He's that now.,1009000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,He's that now.,hes that now,3 +141769,506,233,"Marge Simpson: (STEELY) Busy day at work? Did you get a lot of work done, workerman?",1018000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Busy day at work? Did you get a lot of work done, workerman?",busy day at work did you get a lot of work done workerman,13 +141770,506,234,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO, TO CAIN) What do I do? What do I do?",1023000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What do I do? What do I do?,what do i do what do i do,8 +141771,506,235,"CAIN: Take her by those shoulders she never covers, and tell her the truth.",1025000,TRUE,6108,5,CAIN,Simpson Home,"Take her by those shoulders she never covers, and tell her the truth.",take her by those shoulders she never covers and tell her the truth,13 +141772,506,236,"Homer Simpson: (DOES SO, CONFIDENT) You're right, Marge. I lied.",1029000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You're right, Marge. I lied.",youre right marge i lied,5 +141773,506,237,Marge Simpson: Don't give me that load of-- (CONFUSED REALIZING NOISE),1031000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't give me that load of--,dont give me that load of--,6 +141774,506,238,"Homer Simpson: I got a head injury at work, and they gave me eight weeks paid vacation.",1033000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I got a head injury at work, and they gave me eight weeks paid vacation.",i got a head injury at work and they gave me eight weeks paid vacation,15 +141775,506,239,Marge Simpson: Head injury?! Why didn't you tell me?,1037000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Head injury?! Why didn't you tell me?,head injury why didnt you tell me,7 +141776,506,240,Homer Simpson: And I spent all that time learning how to be a better husband. The kind of husband you deserve.,1040000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And I spent all that time learning how to be a better husband. The kind of husband you deserve.,and i spent all that time learning how to be a better husband the kind of husband you deserve,19 +141777,506,241,Marge Simpson: (DUBIOUS MURMUR),1040000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141778,506,242,CAIN: Kiss her. Kiss her while I watch.,1048000,TRUE,6108,5,CAIN,Simpson Home,Kiss her. Kiss her while I watch.,kiss her kiss her while i watch,7 +141779,506,243,(Springfield Coast Highway: ext. springfield coast highway - evening),1057000,FALSE,NA,4071,NA,Springfield Coast Highway,NA,NA,NA +141780,506,244,Homer Simpson: The three of us are going to the most romantic restaurant in town.,1057000,TRUE,2,4071,Homer Simpson,Springfield Coast Highway,The three of us are going to the most romantic restaurant in town.,the three of us are going to the most romantic restaurant in town,13 +141781,506,245,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),1064000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +141782,506,246,Marge Simpson: This car's so clean! I'm not getting flea bites on my ankles!,1064000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,This car's so clean! I'm not getting flea bites on my ankles!,this cars so clean im not getting flea bites on my ankles,12 +141783,506,247,Homer Simpson: (SUAVE) I have bug-bombed the car for m'lady.,1068000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,I have bug-bombed the car for m'lady.,i have bug-bombed the car for mlady,7 +141784,506,248,Marge Simpson: (PLAYFUL GIGGLES),1068000,FALSE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +141785,506,249,(Party: ext. party - later that evening),1081000,FALSE,NA,3481,NA,Party,NA,NA,NA +141786,506,250,Drug Lord: We meet again!,1081000,TRUE,6111,3481,Drug Lord,Party,We meet again!,we meet again,3 +141787,506,251,Drug Lord: Looking for this?,1084000,TRUE,6111,3481,Drug Lord,Party,Looking for this?,looking for this,3 +141788,506,252,"DRUG LORD'S WIFE: He won't be out for long. Flee, my love!",1093000,TRUE,6112,3481,DRUG LORD'S WIFE,Party,"He won't be out for long. Flee, my love!",he wont be out for long flee my love,9 +141789,506,253,Marge Simpson: Why is he trying to kill you and why did she call you her love?,1098000,TRUE,1,3481,Marge Simpson,Party,Why is he trying to kill you and why did she call you her love?,why is he trying to kill you and why did she call you her love,15 +141790,506,254,"Homer Simpson: It was all a training exercise to make me smooth for you. Of course she fell for me and of course I wanted no part of her. Now, the only one who can help us is Stradivarius Cain.",1101000,TRUE,2,3481,Homer Simpson,Party,"It was all a training exercise to make me smooth for you. Of course she fell for me and of course I wanted no part of her. Now, the only one who can help us is Stradivarius Cain.",it was all a training exercise to make me smooth for you of course she fell for me and of course i wanted no part of her now the only one who can help us is stradivarius cain,38 +141791,506,255,Marge Simpson: The guy from the movie?,1110000,TRUE,1,3481,Marge Simpson,Party,The guy from the movie?,the guy from the movie,5 +141792,506,256,Homer Simpson: I'll explain later. Strad! Come back! I know you're in there!,1111000,TRUE,2,3481,Homer Simpson,Party,I'll explain later. Strad! Come back! I know you're in there!,ill explain later strad come back i know youre in there,11 +141793,506,257,"Homer Simpson: No... not you... next... big fan but no... Cleatus the Football Robot, you're my only hope!",1116000,TRUE,2,3481,Homer Simpson,Party,"No... not you... next... big fan but no... Cleatus the Football Robot, you're my only hope!",no not you next big fan but no cleatus the football robot youre my only hope,16 +141794,506,258,Homer Simpson: No one likes you!,1131000,TRUE,2,3481,Homer Simpson,Party,No one likes you!,no one likes you,4 +141795,506,259,Drug Lord: How can a fat man hide so well?,1133000,TRUE,6111,3481,Drug Lord,Party,How can a fat man hide so well?,how can a fat man hide so well,8 +141796,506,260,"Homer Simpson: Strad, where are you?",1138000,TRUE,2,3481,Homer Simpson,Party,"Strad, where are you?",strad where are you,4 +141797,506,261,"CAIN: You can handle him, Homer. Just remember what I taught you.",1142000,TRUE,6108,3481,CAIN,Party,"You can handle him, Homer. Just remember what I taught you.",you can handle him homer just remember what i taught you,11 +141798,506,262,"Homer Simpson: When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. But that blue was nothing compared with the blue of your eyes.",1148000,TRUE,2,3481,Homer Simpson,Party,"When I was in special ops, they held me in an Afghan prison where all I could see was a patch of blue sky. But that blue was nothing compared with the blue of your eyes.",when i was in special ops they held me in an afghan prison where all i could see was a patch of blue sky but that blue was nothing compared with the blue of your eyes,36 +141856,507,37,Ned Flanders: (ANGRY NOISE),219000,FALSE,11,4073,Ned Flanders,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,NA,NA,NA +141799,506,263,Drug Lord: I cannot kill a poet like you.,1159000,TRUE,6111,3481,Drug Lord,Party,I cannot kill a poet like you.,i cannot kill a poet like you,7 +141800,506,264,"Drug Lord: (TO MARGE) And you are a very lucky woman. This is why I always say ""mingle at parties."" It's how I met Greg Kinnear.",1162000,TRUE,6111,3481,Drug Lord,Party,"And you are a very lucky woman. This is why I always say ""mingle at parties."" It's how I met Greg Kinnear.",and you are a very lucky woman this is why i always say mingle at parties its how i met greg kinnear,22 +141801,506,265,"DRUG LORD'S WIFE: (ENTERING, THEN ""ENOUGH WITH THIS"" NOISE) With the Greg Kinnear again.",1169000,TRUE,6112,3481,DRUG LORD'S WIFE,Party,With the Greg Kinnear again.,with the greg kinnear again,5 +141802,506,266,Drug Lord: Can't friends talk about friends?,1171000,TRUE,6111,3481,Drug Lord,Party,Can't friends talk about friends?,cant friends talk about friends,5 +141803,506,267,DRUG LORD'S WIFE: He is not your friend!,1172000,TRUE,6112,3481,DRUG LORD'S WIFE,Party,He is not your friend!,he is not your friend,5 +141804,506,268,Drug Lord: Then why did he say he'd call me when he comes to Bolivia?,1174000,TRUE,6111,3481,Drug Lord,Party,Then why did he say he'd call me when he comes to Bolivia?,then why did he say hed call me when he comes to bolivia,13 +141805,506,269,Homer Simpson: We used to be like them.,1178000,TRUE,2,3481,Homer Simpson,Party,We used to be like them.,we used to be like them,6 +141806,506,270,"Marge Simpson: (ROMANTIC) So, how many more weeks do you have off?",1183000,TRUE,1,3481,Marge Simpson,Party,"So, how many more weeks do you have off?",so how many more weeks do you have off,9 +141807,506,271,"Homer Simpson: Actually, I was supposed to be back last week. (CHUCKLES) We'll just wait for the call from human resources.",1185000,TRUE,2,3481,Homer Simpson,Party,"Actually, I was supposed to be back last week. We'll just wait for the call from human resources.",actually i was supposed to be back last week well just wait for the call from human resources,18 +141808,506,272,"CAIN: I guess my work here is done. But Stradivarius Cain will return in: ""Lisa Gets a B Plus.""",1198000,TRUE,6108,3481,CAIN,Party,"I guess my work here is done. But Stradivarius Cain will return in: ""Lisa Gets a B Plus.""",i guess my work here is done but stradivarius cain will return in lisa gets a b plus,18 +141809,506,273,Hufnpuffalus: I knew you were mad at me.,1201000,TRUE,6110,3481,Hufnpuffalus,Party,I knew you were mad at me.,i knew you were mad at me,7 +141810,506,274,(PLAYGROUND: ext. playground - day),1212000,FALSE,NA,73,NA,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +141811,506,275,Martin Prince: At the risk of inflaming Sister Fate: this bully-free period has been an Arcadian idyll!,1212000,TRUE,38,73,Martin Prince,PLAYGROUND,At the risk of inflaming Sister Fate: this bully-free period has been an Arcadian idyll!,at the risk of inflaming sister fate this bully-free period has been an arcadian idyll,15 +141812,506,276,"Nerds: Hear, hear! / (DATABASE) Idyll.",1218000,TRUE,1279,73,Nerds,PLAYGROUND,"Hear, hear! / Idyll.",hear hear idyll,3 +141813,506,277,Nelson Muntz: (ROBUST) Haw haw!,1221000,TRUE,101,73,Nelson Muntz,PLAYGROUND,Haw haw!,haw haw,2 +141814,506,278,Seymour Skinner: I administer with this nose!,1235000,TRUE,3,73,Seymour Skinner,PLAYGROUND,I administer with this nose!,i administer with this nose,5 +141815,506,279,Bart Simpson: This is a happy ending?,1237000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,This is a happy ending?,this is a happy ending,5 +141816,506,280,"Lisa Simpson: (A LITTLE DREAMY) Well, he's tough on nerds, but easy on the eyes.",1239000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Well, he's tough on nerds, but easy on the eyes.",well hes tough on nerds but easy on the eyes,10 +141817,506,281,Bart Simpson: What'd you just say?,1242000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,What'd you just say?,whatd you just say,4 +141818,506,282,Lisa Simpson: Nothing.,1244000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Nothing.,nothing,1 +141819,507,0,(Springfield Playhouse: Ext. Springfield PLAYHOUSE - evening - establishing),105000,FALSE,NA,4072,NA,Springfield Playhouse,NA,NA,NA +141820,507,1,(SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER: int. springfield municipal theater - continuous),105000,FALSE,NA,4073,NA,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,NA,NA,NA +141821,507,2,"Chazz Busby: Okay people, we are tryin' to depict the sizzling final days of the Nathan Lane of the New Testament -- Jesus Christ.",105000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Okay people, we are tryin' to depict the sizzling final days of the Nathan Lane of the New Testament -- Jesus Christ.",okay people we are tryin to depict the sizzling final days of the nathan lane of the new testament -- jesus christ,22 +141822,507,3,"Chazz Busby: Now remember, this is the Passion Play, not the ""Phone It In Play,"" not the ""I Once Had Three Shows On Broadway Simultaneously But I Blew All My Money On Coke And Now Here I Am Play."" So let's do this thing!",112000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Now remember, this is the Passion Play, not the ""Phone It In Play,"" not the ""I Once Had Three Shows On Broadway Simultaneously But I Blew All My Money On Coke And Now Here I Am Play."" So let's do this thing!",now remember this is the passion play not the phone it in play not the i once had three shows on broadway simultaneously but i blew all my money on coke and now here i am play so lets do this thing,42 +141823,507,4,"Milhouse Van Houten: (ONSTAGE) Hi, my name is Milhouse Van Houten and I am auditioning for the role of ""Child Who Points.""",122000,TRUE,25,4073,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Hi, my name is Milhouse Van Houten and I am auditioning for the role of ""Child Who Points.""",hi my name is milhouse van houten and i am auditioning for the role of child who points,18 +141824,507,5,"Chazz Busby: Okay, point stage left.",128000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Okay, point stage left.",okay point stage left,4 +141825,507,6,Milhouse Van Houten: (PANICKED) I prepared right!,129000,TRUE,25,4073,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,I prepared right!,i prepared right,3 +141826,507,7,"Homer Simpson: Well, I better get going -- this is startin' to feel a little churchy.",132000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Well, I better get going -- this is startin' to feel a little churchy.",well i better get going -- this is startin to feel a little churchy,14 +141827,507,8,Bart Simpson: Why do we have to audition for this stupid play and Dad gets to leave?,136000,TRUE,8,4073,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Why do we have to audition for this stupid play and Dad gets to leave?,why do we have to audition for this stupid play and dad gets to leave,15 +141828,507,9,Homer Simpson: I already have my part: man who buys ticket but doesn't show up.,139000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,I already have my part: man who buys ticket but doesn't show up.,i already have my part man who buys ticket but doesnt show up,13 +141829,507,10,"Marge Simpson: Also, the passion play isn't stupid, it's the greatest story ever told!",143000,TRUE,1,4073,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Also, the passion play isn't stupid, it's the greatest story ever told!",also the passion play isnt stupid its the greatest story ever told,12 +141830,507,11,"Homer Simpson: Maybe it was once, but now there's lots of better stories...",148000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Maybe it was once, but now there's lots of better stories...",maybe it was once but now theres lots of better stories,11 +141831,507,12,"Bart Simpson: ""Krusty Versus the F.D.A.""...",152000,TRUE,8,4073,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"""Krusty Versus the F.D.A.""...",krusty versus the fda,4 +141832,507,13,Homer Simpson: Game Six of the 2011 World Series...,153000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Game Six of the 2011 World Series...,game six of the 2011 world series,7 +141833,507,14,"Bart Simpson: ""Hitler Mash-ups.""",156000,TRUE,8,4073,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Hitler Mash-ups.,hitler mash-ups,2 +141834,507,15,Homer Simpson: ...And Lenny's story about Cancun.,156000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,...And Lenny's story about Cancun.,and lennys story about cancun,5 +141835,507,16,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, why aren't we doing Lenny's story? That thing's hilarious.",159000,TRUE,8,4073,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Yeah, why aren't we doing Lenny's story? That thing's hilarious.",yeah why arent we doing lennys story that things hilarious,10 +141836,507,17,Lenny Leonard: Not so hilarious for me. I nearly lost a toe.,163000,TRUE,165,4073,Lenny Leonard,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Not so hilarious for me. I nearly lost a toe.,not so hilarious for me i nearly lost a toe,10 +141837,507,18,Carl Carlson: That's what you get for having a monkey give you a foot massage.,166000,TRUE,170,4073,Carl Carlson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,That's what you get for having a monkey give you a foot massage.,thats what you get for having a monkey give you a foot massage,13 +141838,507,19,Lenny Leonard: My bucket list is my business!,169000,TRUE,165,4073,Lenny Leonard,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,My bucket list is my business!,my bucket list is my business,6 +141839,507,20,Chazz Busby: Next audition!,171000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Next audition!,next audition,2 +141840,507,21,"Ned Flanders: (CONFIDENT INTRODUCTORY LAUGH) Name's Ned Flanders, credits include Jesus in the passion play last year, Jesus in the passion play the year before that, Jesus, Jesus, a kindly hobo who turns out to be -- you guessed it, St. Peter...",172000,TRUE,11,4073,Ned Flanders,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Name's Ned Flanders, credits include Jesus in the passion play last year, Jesus in the passion play the year before that, Jesus, Jesus, a kindly hobo who turns out to be -- you guessed it, St. Peter...",names ned flanders credits include jesus in the passion play last year jesus in the passion play the year before that jesus jesus a kindly hobo who turns out to be -- you guessed it st peter,37 +141841,507,22,"Chazz Busby: Enough! Enough already! I'm so bored I'm ready to introduce myself to my two assistants here! You will be a ""Non-speaking Pharisee""!",183000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Enough! Enough already! I'm so bored I'm ready to introduce myself to my two assistants here! You will be a ""Non-speaking Pharisee""!",enough enough already im so bored im ready to introduce myself to my two assistants here you will be a non-speaking pharisee,22 +141842,507,23,Ned Flanders: (SPUTTERS) But-but-but...,189000,TRUE,11,4073,Ned Flanders,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,But-but-but...,but-but-but,1 +141843,507,24,Chazz Busby: Jesus didn't stammer! His voice hit the back of the theater! He was a God who turned water into wine and did not wear shoes!,189000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Jesus didn't stammer! His voice hit the back of the theater! He was a God who turned water into wine and did not wear shoes!,jesus didnt stammer his voice hit the back of the theater he was a god who turned water into wine and did not wear shoes,25 +141844,507,25,Homer Simpson: (HIGHLY INTRIGUED NOISE),189000,FALSE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,NA,NA,NA +141845,507,26,Chazz Busby: He said simple things that many followed.,197000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,He said simple things that many followed.,he said simple things that many followed,7 +141846,507,27,Homer Simpson: Just like me on Twitter!,199000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Just like me on Twitter!,just like me on twitter,5 +141847,507,28,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES),199000,FALSE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,NA,NA,NA +141848,507,29,Chazz Busby: And he was tragically killed while still in his thirties.,202000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,And he was tragically killed while still in his thirties.,and he was tragically killed while still in his thirties,10 +141849,507,30,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),202000,FALSE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,NA,NA,NA +141850,507,31,Chazz Busby: After an all-night dinner.,205000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,After an all-night dinner.,after an all-night dinner,4 +141851,507,32,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,207000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +141852,507,33,Homer Simpson: I'm your Jesus! Me!,208000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,I'm your Jesus! Me!,im your jesus me,4 +141853,507,34,Chazz Busby: Boom! Done! This guy's perfect -- you understand why God would've forsaken him!,209000,TRUE,5152,4073,Chazz Busby,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,Boom! Done! This guy's perfect -- you understand why God would've forsaken him!,boom done this guys perfect -- you understand why god wouldve forsaken him,13 +141854,507,35,"Ned Flanders: Well, congratulations, Homer. Guess this is just my cross to bear.",215000,TRUE,11,4073,Ned Flanders,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,"Well, congratulations, Homer. Guess this is just my cross to bear.",well congratulations homer guess this is just my cross to bear,11 +141855,507,36,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED) What's that a reference to?,219000,TRUE,2,4073,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD MUNICIPAL THEATER,What's that a reference to?,whats that a reference to,5 +141857,507,38,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),223000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141858,507,39,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, nice and roomy. Our Lord sure knew how to keep 'em cool.",223000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, nice and roomy. Our Lord sure knew how to keep 'em cool.",ooh nice and roomy our lord sure knew how to keep em cool,13 +141859,507,40,Lisa Simpson: Dad?,227000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Dad?,dad,1 +141860,507,41,"Homer Simpson: Yes, sweetie?",227000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, sweetie?",yes sweetie,2 +141861,507,42,"Lisa Simpson: First of all, congratulations on getting the lead.",229000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"First of all, congratulations on getting the lead.",first of all congratulations on getting the lead,8 +141862,507,43,Homer Simpson: Whee! Whee!,232000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Whee! Whee!,whee whee,2 +141863,507,44,Lisa Simpson: I just hope you're gonna take this seriously.,235000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I just hope you're gonna take this seriously.,i just hope youre gonna take this seriously,8 +141864,507,45,"Homer Simpson: Oh yes, Lisa, very seriously. (QUIETLY) Whee.",237000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh yes, Lisa, very seriously. Whee.",oh yes lisa very seriously whee,6 +141865,507,46,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, the story of the passion is the cornerstone of the Christian faith. And although I personally follow the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha, messing with Jesus really gets people mad -- it's like wearing a Florida State jersey to a Florida game.",241000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, the story of the passion is the cornerstone of the Christian faith. And although I personally follow the enlightened teachings of Lord Buddha, messing with Jesus really gets people mad -- it's like wearing a Florida State jersey to a Florida game.",dad the story of the passion is the cornerstone of the christian faith and although i personally follow the enlightened teachings of lord buddha messing with jesus really gets people mad -- its like wearing a florida state jersey to a florida game,43 +141866,507,47,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),241000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +141867,507,48,"Homer Simpson: Oh Lord, why have you placed this fearsome burden on my shoulders? (SOB)",255000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Lord, why have you placed this fearsome burden on my shoulders?",oh lord why have you placed this fearsome burden on my shoulders,12 +141868,507,49,Lisa Simpson: It'll be fine. Just learn your lines.,261000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It'll be fine. Just learn your lines.,itll be fine just learn your lines,7 +141869,507,50,Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) Does Jesus have a big part in this thing?,263000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Does Jesus have a big part in this thing?,does jesus have a big part in this thing,9 +141870,507,51,Lisa Simpson: He's in every scene.,265000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,He's in every scene.,hes in every scene,4 +141871,507,52,Homer Simpson: What?! (HUGE SOBS) Why do I succeed at everything I audition for? (MORE SOBS),267000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What?! Why do I succeed at everything I audition for?,what why do i succeed at everything i audition for,10 +141872,507,53,(Springfield Town Square: EXT. springfield town square - day - one month later),276000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +141873,507,54,"Ned Flanders: Dear Lord, I know you see all, but trust me, you do not want to see this.",276000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,"Dear Lord, I know you see all, but trust me, you do not want to see this.",dear lord i know you see all but trust me you do not want to see this,17 +141874,507,55,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (SOMBERLY NARRATING) And so, our Lord was brought before Pontius Pilate.",282000,TRUE,140,493,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Springfield Town Square,"And so, our Lord was brought before Pontius Pilate.",and so our lord was brought before pontius pilate,9 +141875,507,56,Chief Wiggum: What's he in for?,286000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,What's he in for?,whats he in for,4 +141876,507,57,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: (GRAVE) He calls himself ""King of the Jews.""",288000,TRUE,145,493,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Town Square,"He calls himself ""King of the Jews.""",he calls himself king of the jews,7 +141877,507,58,"Chief Wiggum: Hoo boy! (TO HOMER) Okay, be straight with me -- you can probably plead this down to crucifixion. Do you call yourself ""King of the Jews?""",288000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"Hoo boy! Okay, be straight with me -- you can probably plead this down to crucifixion. Do you call yourself ""King of the Jews?""",hoo boy okay be straight with me -- you can probably plead this down to crucifixion do you call yourself king of the jews,24 +141878,507,59,Homer Simpson: Thou sayest it!,298000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Thou sayest it!,thou sayest it,3 +141879,507,60,Krusty the Clown: (POINTS) He's good.,301000,TRUE,139,493,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Town Square,He's good.,hes good,2 +141880,507,61,"Professor Jonathan Frink: I'm so moved, I renounce science... with the facts, and the peer reviews, and the hypotheses tested by evidence.",303000,TRUE,442,493,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Town Square,"I'm so moved, I renounce science... with the facts, and the peer reviews, and the hypotheses tested by evidence.",im so moved i renounce science with the facts and the peer reviews and the hypotheses tested by evidence,19 +141881,507,62,Chief Wiggum: (TO MOB) What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ?,310000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,What shall I do then with Jesus which is called Christ?,what shall i do then with jesus which is called christ,11 +141882,507,63,Angry Mob: Crucify him!,315000,TRUE,3848,493,Angry Mob,Springfield Town Square,Crucify him!,crucify him,2 +141883,507,64,Homer Simpson: (DRAMATIC) They cannot judge me. (LOOKS HEAVENWARD) Only my Father can judge me.,316000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,They cannot judge me. Only my Father can judge me.,they cannot judge me only my father can judge me,10 +141884,507,65,Grampa Simpson: Crucify him!,321000,TRUE,31,493,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Crucify him!,crucify him,2 +141885,507,66,"Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) I'll take you with me, old man!",323000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"I'll take you with me, old man!",ill take you with me old man,7 +141919,507,100,"Homer Simpson: Mmm, historically inaccurate.",450000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Mmm, historically inaccurate.",mmm historically inaccurate,3 +141886,507,67,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Jesus was handed a heavy cross, and upon his brow was placed a crown...",324000,TRUE,140,493,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Springfield Town Square,"Jesus was handed a heavy cross, and upon his brow was placed a crown...",jesus was handed a heavy cross and upon his brow was placed a crown,14 +141887,507,68,"Homer Simpson: (TO SELF, NOT TO AUDIENCE) Ooo!",330000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Ooo!,ooo,1 +141888,507,69,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: ...of thorns!,330000,TRUE,140,493,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Springfield Town Square,...of thorns!,of thorns,2 +141889,507,70,"Homer Simpson: (TO SELF, NOT TO AUDIENCE) What the?",332000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,What the?,what the,2 +141890,507,71,Women: (ANGUISHED WAILS),332000,FALSE,1878,493,Women,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +141891,507,72,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me but weep for yourselves.",339000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Daughters of Jerusalem, weep not for me but weep for yourselves.",daughters of jerusalem weep not for me but weep for yourselves,11 +141892,507,73,"Ned Flanders: You know, Homer's givin' it the old bible college try. Maybe I should have dialed down the Doubting Thomas.",345000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,"You know, Homer's givin' it the old bible college try. Maybe I should have dialed down the Doubting Thomas.",you know homers givin it the old bible college try maybe i should have dialed down the doubting thomas,19 +141893,507,74,"Jimbo Jones: Silence, Pharisee!",352000,TRUE,144,493,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Town Square,"Silence, Pharisee!",silence pharisee,2 +141894,507,75,Sideshow Mel: Looks like someone didn't follow the underwear rule.,363000,TRUE,699,493,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Town Square,Looks like someone didn't follow the underwear rule.,looks like someone didnt follow the underwear rule,8 +141895,507,76,Snake Jailbird: This man is totally the son of God.,368000,TRUE,518,493,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Town Square,This man is totally the son of God.,this man is totally the son of god,8 +141896,507,77,"Homer Simpson: (DRAMATIC, IMPRESSIVE) Tonight, you shall be at my right hand in Heaven.",372000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Tonight, you shall be at my right hand in Heaven.",tonight you shall be at my right hand in heaven,10 +141897,507,78,Snake Jailbird: All right! It pays to network at these things!,376000,TRUE,518,493,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Town Square,All right! It pays to network at these things!,all right it pays to network at these things,9 +141898,507,79,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Jesus cried again with a loud voice, and yielded up his spirit.",381000,TRUE,140,493,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Springfield Town Square,"Jesus cried again with a loud voice, and yielded up his spirit.",jesus cried again with a loud voice and yielded up his spirit,12 +141899,507,80,Homer Simpson: (NOISE OF GREAT ANGUISH),381000,FALSE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +141900,507,81,"Ned Flanders: Lord, forgive me for my pride. All-wise, as always, you have rightly raised Homer above me.",395000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,"Lord, forgive me for my pride. All-wise, as always, you have rightly raised Homer above me.",lord forgive me for my pride all-wise as always you have rightly raised homer above me,16 +141901,507,82,Ned Flanders: Never again will I question...,401000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,Never again will I question...,never again will i question,5 +141902,507,83,"Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER INCREASING FALLING NOISE) Outta my way, stupid Flanders!",404000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Outta my way, stupid Flanders!",outta my way stupid flanders,5 +141903,507,84,Ned Flanders: (LANDING NOISE) / (KNOCKED-OUT NOISE),404000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,/,NA,0 +141904,507,85,"Chief Wiggum: (SOMBER) Ugh, I knew we shoulda done Spamalot.",407000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"Ugh, I knew we shoulda done Spamalot.",ugh i knew we shoulda done spamalot,7 +141905,507,86,Chazz Busby: (TO SELF) I'm not licked! I'll just make 'em think this was planned!,409000,TRUE,5152,493,Chazz Busby,Springfield Town Square,I'm not licked! I'll just make 'em think this was planned!,im not licked ill just make em think this was planned,11 +141906,507,87,"Chazz Busby: (IMITATES DRUM BRUSHES, THEN SINGS:) WHO'S TO SAY / THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN / WHO'S TO SAY / AND CURTAIN!",415000,TRUE,5152,493,Chazz Busby,Springfield Town Square,WHO'S TO SAY / THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN / WHO'S TO SAY / AND CURTAIN!,whos to say this didnt happen whos to say and curtain,11 +141907,507,88,(Springfield Town Square: EXT. town square - calvary hill set - a little later),422000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +141908,507,89,Ned Flanders: (RAMBLING) Diddily... doodily...,422000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,Diddily... doodily...,diddily doodily,2 +141909,507,90,"Ned Flanders: No atheist blood, please.",424000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,"No atheist blood, please.",no atheist blood please,4 +141910,507,91,"Paramedic: Sorry, Ma'am. Only members of the immediate family allowed in.",426000,TRUE,2106,493,Paramedic,Springfield Town Square,"Sorry, Ma'am. Only members of the immediate family allowed in.",sorry maam only members of the immediate family allowed in,10 +141911,507,92,Ned Flanders: S'okay... she's my wife.,429000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,S'okay... she's my wife.,sokay shes my wife,4 +141912,507,93,Springfielders: (GASP OF SHOCK),429000,FALSE,3163,493,Springfielders,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +141913,507,94,Marge Simpson: Ned and Edna married?,432000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Ned and Edna married?,ned and edna married,4 +141914,507,95,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: That's right. Ha!,434000,TRUE,40,493,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Town Square,That's right. Ha!,thats right ha,3 +141915,507,96,Springfielders: (SHOCKED ADMIRING NOISES),434000,FALSE,3163,493,Springfielders,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +141916,507,97,"Bart Simpson: Hey Dad, you remember when you said if Flanders got remarried you'd eat your hat?",438000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Hey Dad, you remember when you said if Flanders got remarried you'd eat your hat?",hey dad you remember when you said if flanders got remarried youd eat your hat,15 +141917,507,98,Homer Simpson: Uh-oh.,443000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +141918,507,99,"Homer Simpson: Ooo, licorice!",447000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Ooo, licorice!",ooo licorice,2 +141920,507,101,(SPRINGFIELD HOSPITAL - DAY: ext. springfield hospital - day - establishing),457000,FALSE,NA,4074,NA,SPRINGFIELD HOSPITAL - DAY,NA,NA,NA +141921,507,102,(Hospital Room: INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - CONTINUOUS),457000,FALSE,NA,334,NA,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +141922,507,103,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well, it was nice having a secret marriage while it lasted.",457000,TRUE,40,334,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Hospital Room,"Well, it was nice having a secret marriage while it lasted.",well it was nice having a secret marriage while it lasted,11 +141923,507,104,"Ned Flanders: (UPBEAT) Well, sir, now we'll have an open marriage!",460000,TRUE,11,334,Ned Flanders,Hospital Room,"Well, sir, now we'll have an open marriage!",well sir now well have an open marriage,8 +141924,507,105,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Um... you do know what that means?,463000,TRUE,40,334,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Hospital Room,Um... you do know what that means?,um you do know what that means,7 +141925,507,106,"Ned Flanders: No, but I'm sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.",466000,TRUE,11,334,Ned Flanders,Hospital Room,"No, but I'm sure Newt Gingrich wouldn't steer us wrong.",no but im sure newt gingrich wouldnt steer us wrong,10 +141926,507,107,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: At least in the hospital we can just enjoy a nice quiet moment together.,469000,TRUE,40,334,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Hospital Room,At least in the hospital we can just enjoy a nice quiet moment together.,at least in the hospital we can just enjoy a nice quiet moment together,14 +141927,507,108,Ned Flanders: (GIGGLES AND SMOOCHES),469000,FALSE,11,334,Ned Flanders,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +141928,507,109,"Marge Simpson: (SWEETLY) Congratulations, you two! We're so, so happy for you!",478000,TRUE,1,334,Marge Simpson,Hospital Room,"Congratulations, you two! We're so, so happy for you!",congratulations you two were so so happy for you,9 +141929,507,110,Homer Simpson: Welcome to marriage! (RUEFUL CHUCKLE) Another good man bites the dust.,483000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Welcome to marriage! Another good man bites the dust.,welcome to marriage another good man bites the dust,9 +141930,507,111,Marge Simpson: Homer!,488000,TRUE,1,334,Marge Simpson,Hospital Room,Homer!,homer,1 +141931,507,112,Homer Simpson: I'm talkin' about this guy.,489000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,I'm talkin' about this guy.,im talkin about this guy,5 +141932,507,113,Homer Simpson: I sure envy him.,493000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,I sure envy him.,i sure envy him,4 +141933,507,114,Marge Simpson: Homer!,495000,TRUE,1,334,Marge Simpson,Hospital Room,Homer!,homer,1 +141934,507,115,"Homer Simpson: I mean I envy Flanders, once again enjoying the joys of marriage. Let's put it to a vote, America.",496000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,"I mean I envy Flanders, once again enjoying the joys of marriage. Let's put it to a vote, America.",i mean i envy flanders once again enjoying the joys of marriage lets put it to a vote america,19 +141935,507,116,"Marge Simpson: Enough with the voting. Ned, Edna, why didn't you tell us?",501000,TRUE,1,334,Marge Simpson,Hospital Room,"Enough with the voting. Ned, Edna, why didn't you tell us?",enough with the voting ned edna why didnt you tell us,11 +141936,507,117,Ned Flanders: 'Cause everyone in this town makes such a big heckabaloo out of everything.,505000,TRUE,11,334,Ned Flanders,Hospital Room,'Cause everyone in this town makes such a big heckabaloo out of everything.,cause everyone in this town makes such a big heckabaloo out of everything,13 +141937,507,118,"Kent Brockman: (TO CAMERA) Nedding bells are ringing?! See what happens when teachy met preachy on Channel 6, your source for news-based puns.",509000,TRUE,211,334,Kent Brockman,Hospital Room,"Nedding bells are ringing?! See what happens when teachy met preachy on Channel 6, your source for news-based puns.",nedding bells are ringing see what happens when teachy met preachy on channel 6 your source for news-based puns,19 +141938,507,119,"Lenny Leonard: I was just down the hall getting some very bad news, and I saw there was a party goin' on!",517000,TRUE,165,334,Lenny Leonard,Hospital Room,"I was just down the hall getting some very bad news, and I saw there was a party goin' on!",i was just down the hall getting some very bad news and i saw there was a party goin on,20 +141939,507,120,Everyone: (LOUD CHATTER/CONGRATULATIONS) (MAYOR QUIMBY) Congratulations from the Mayor! Vote Quimby. (GROUNDSKEEPER WILLIE) Many happy returns! (COMIC BOOK GUY) I hope you're both happy.,522000,TRUE,658,334,Everyone,Hospital Room,Congratulations from the Mayor! Vote Quimby. Many happy returns! I hope you're both happy.,congratulations from the mayor vote quimby many happy returns i hope youre both happy,14 +141940,507,121,"Seymour Skinner: Edna, as the runner-up in the race for your heart, I would like to make a toast.",528000,TRUE,3,334,Seymour Skinner,Hospital Room,"Edna, as the runner-up in the race for your heart, I would like to make a toast.",edna as the runner-up in the race for your heart i would like to make a toast,17 +141941,507,122,"Seymour Skinner: My Dearest, let me be the first to offer you the hearty handshake that would've climaxed our own wedding day--",532000,TRUE,3,334,Seymour Skinner,Hospital Room,"My Dearest, let me be the first to offer you the hearty handshake that would've climaxed our own wedding day--",my dearest let me be the first to offer you the hearty handshake that wouldve climaxed our own wedding day--,20 +141942,507,123,Agnes Skinner: (ENTERING) Seymour! Did you use my wig glue to patch your shoes again?,539000,TRUE,192,334,Agnes Skinner,Hospital Room,Seymour! Did you use my wig glue to patch your shoes again?,seymour did you use my wig glue to patch your shoes again,12 +141943,507,124,Seymour Skinner: I tied them together with used dental floss as per your memo!,542000,TRUE,3,334,Seymour Skinner,Hospital Room,I tied them together with used dental floss as per your memo!,i tied them together with used dental floss as per your memo,12 +141944,507,125,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Everybody out! Now!,546000,TRUE,40,334,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Hospital Room,Everybody out! Now!,everybody out now,3 +141945,507,126,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Not you!,551000,TRUE,40,334,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Hospital Room,Not you!,not you,2 +141946,507,127,(Flanders Home: ext. flanders house - day),555000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +141947,507,128,"Ned Flanders: Oh Lord, please bless our blended family...",555000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Oh Lord, please bless our blended family...",oh lord please bless our blended family,7 +141948,507,129,"Todd Flanders: ...and thank you for ""cigarette mommy.""",559000,TRUE,5,188,Todd Flanders,Flanders Home,"...and thank you for ""cigarette mommy.""",and thank you for cigarette mommy,6 +141949,507,130,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (GENTLY) Oh honey, please don't call me that.",559000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"Oh honey, please don't call me that.",oh honey please dont call me that,7 +141950,507,131,"Rod Flanders: Okay, ""do-over mommy.""",563000,TRUE,121,188,Rod Flanders,Flanders Home,"Okay, ""do-over mommy.""",okay do-over mommy,3 +141951,507,132,"Ned Flanders: (FIRMLY) Boys, you will please call your new mother whatever she feels comfortable with.",563000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Boys, you will please call your new mother whatever she feels comfortable with.",boys you will please call your new mother whatever she feels comfortable with,13 +141952,507,133,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: How 'bout ""Edna?""",569000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"How 'bout ""Edna?""",how bout edna,3 +141953,507,134,Todd Flanders: It's disrespectful to call a grownup by their first name.,569000,TRUE,5,188,Todd Flanders,Flanders Home,It's disrespectful to call a grownup by their first name.,its disrespectful to call a grownup by their first name,10 +141954,507,135,"Bart Simpson: Yo, Homer! Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'!",574000,TRUE,8,188,Bart Simpson,Flanders Home,"Yo, Homer! Mom says get your fat ass over to the Flanders'!",yo homer mom says get your fat ass over to the flanders,12 +141955,507,136,Homer Simpson: Bart! Don't call me that!,578000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Bart! Don't call me that!,bart dont call me that,5 +141956,507,137,Bart Simpson: Which one? Homer or fat ass?,580000,TRUE,8,188,Bart Simpson,Flanders Home,Which one? Homer or fat ass?,which one homer or fat ass,6 +141957,507,138,"Homer Simpson: Why you little... they're both bad, and I suspect you know it!",582000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Why you little... they're both bad, and I suspect you know it!",why you little theyre both bad and i suspect you know it,12 +141958,507,139,"Bart Simpson: (ANGRY NOISES) / (CHOKING NOISES) Get your hands off of me, you fat ass--",587000,TRUE,8,188,Bart Simpson,Flanders Home,"/ Get your hands off of me, you fat ass--",get your hands off of me you fat ass--,9 +141959,507,140,"Marge Simpson: Ned, Edna... we just want to apologize for the commotion in your room...",592000,TRUE,1,188,Marge Simpson,Flanders Home,"Ned, Edna... we just want to apologize for the commotion in your room...",ned edna we just want to apologize for the commotion in your room,13 +141960,507,141,Homer Simpson: People here do not respect boundaries.,597000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,People here do not respect boundaries.,people here do not respect boundaries,6 +141961,507,142,"Ned Flanders: Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?",600000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Homer, did you just buckle your belt through my loop?",homer did you just buckle your belt through my loop,10 +141962,507,143,Homer Simpson: Sorry.,603000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Sorry.,sorry,1 +141963,507,144,"Marge Simpson: Well, we're here to offer to throw you a little party in your honor.",604000,TRUE,1,188,Marge Simpson,Flanders Home,"Well, we're here to offer to throw you a little party in your honor.",well were here to offer to throw you a little party in your honor,14 +141964,507,145,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: A little party might be fun. The only guests at our wedding were Ned's parents.,608000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,A little party might be fun. The only guests at our wedding were Ned's parents.,a little party might be fun the only guests at our wedding were neds parents,15 +141965,507,146,(First Church of Springfield: int. first church of springfield - day),612000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +141966,507,147,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.: (POINTS TO NED AND EDNA) Look at those squares, makin' it nice and legal. (TO HIS WIFE) We didn't need a piece of paper.",612000,TRUE,2116,131,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.",First Church of Springfield,"Look at those squares, makin' it nice and legal. We didn't need a piece of paper.",look at those squares makin it nice and legal we didnt need a piece of paper,16 +141967,507,148,"Mona Flanders: We had a paper, Nedward. We just rolled it and smoked it.",618000,TRUE,2117,131,Mona Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"We had a paper, Nedward. We just rolled it and smoked it.",we had a paper nedward we just rolled it and smoked it,12 +141968,507,149,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.: Oh yeah! We got high-diddily-high on that reeferino!",622000,TRUE,2116,131,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.",First Church of Springfield,Oh yeah! We got high-diddily-high on that reeferino!,oh yeah we got high-diddily-high on that reeferino,8 +141969,507,150,"Ned Flanders: (AT ALTAR, ANNOYED) Less news from the pews!",626000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,Less news from the pews!,less news from the pews,5 +141970,507,151,(Flanders Home: Int. flanders house - the present),628000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +141971,507,152,"Ned Flanders: Okay Simpsons -- well, call me a cockeyed optimist, 'cause I think some sort of celebration party might possibly be fun.",628000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Okay Simpsons -- well, call me a cockeyed optimist, 'cause I think some sort of celebration party might possibly be fun.",okay simpsons -- well call me a cockeyed optimist cause i think some sort of celebration party might possibly be fun,21 +141972,507,153,"Homer Simpson: Great, we'll take care of everything. We'll just need to borrow your punch bowl, seventeen chairs, your portable dance floor, your banner printer, banner ink, and a ream of blank banners.",635000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Great, we'll take care of everything. We'll just need to borrow your punch bowl, seventeen chairs, your portable dance floor, your banner printer, banner ink, and a ream of blank banners.",great well take care of everything well just need to borrow your punch bowl seventeen chairs your portable dance floor your banner printer banner ink and a ream of blank banners,31 +141973,507,154,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Okay, there's no school, your Dad's at work and it's really comin' down. Anyone for Scrabble?",648000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"Okay, there's no school, your Dad's at work and it's really comin' down. Anyone for Scrabble?",okay theres no school your dads at work and its really comin down anyone for scrabble,16 +141974,507,155,Todd Flanders: Only God can make words.,654000,TRUE,5,188,Todd Flanders,Flanders Home,Only God can make words.,only god can make words,5 +141975,507,156,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Right, right. Yahtzee?",656000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"Right, right. Yahtzee?",right right yahtzee,3 +141976,507,157,Rod Flanders: Dice are Satan's bones!,658000,TRUE,121,188,Rod Flanders,Flanders Home,Dice are Satan's bones!,dice are satans bones,4 +141977,507,158,"Bart Simpson: What the hey, Mrs. K.?",660000,TRUE,8,188,Bart Simpson,Flanders Home,"What the hey, Mrs. K.?",what the hey mrs k,5 +141978,507,159,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Thank God, a real kid.",662000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"Thank God, a real kid.",thank god a real kid,5 +141979,507,160,Bart Simpson: Want my advice on dealing with the Hardly Boys?,664000,TRUE,8,188,Bart Simpson,Flanders Home,Want my advice on dealing with the Hardly Boys?,want my advice on dealing with the hardly boys,9 +141980,507,161,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Why do you care?,665000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,Why do you care?,why do you care,4 +141981,507,162,Bart Simpson: (SHRUGS) I don't. I'm just bored watchin' worms drown.,667000,TRUE,8,188,Bart Simpson,Flanders Home,I don't. I'm just bored watchin' worms drown.,i dont im just bored watchin worms drown,8 +141982,507,163,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (NODS) Okay. Whaddaya got?,670000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,Okay. Whaddaya got?,okay whaddaya got,3 +141983,507,164,"Bart Simpson: Well, what you've gotta do is get them into the real world. (POINTS)",671000,TRUE,8,188,Bart Simpson,Flanders Home,"Well, what you've gotta do is get them into the real world.",well what youve gotta do is get them into the real world,12 +141984,507,165,Todd Flanders: Skipping is cool.,675000,TRUE,5,188,Todd Flanders,Flanders Home,Skipping is cool.,skipping is cool,3 +141985,507,166,Rod Flanders: Especially when you're holding hands with your brother.,676000,TRUE,121,188,Rod Flanders,Flanders Home,Especially when you're holding hands with your brother.,especially when youre holding hands with your brother,8 +141986,507,167,"Bart Simpson: If you don't act now, when they grow up, people like me are gonna take all their money and girlfriends.",679000,TRUE,8,188,Bart Simpson,Flanders Home,"If you don't act now, when they grow up, people like me are gonna take all their money and girlfriends.",if you dont act now when they grow up people like me are gonna take all their money and girlfriends,20 +141987,507,168,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Oh, c'mon, they're not that hopeless.",684000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"Oh, c'mon, they're not that hopeless.",oh cmon theyre not that hopeless,6 +141988,507,169,Todd Flanders: I'm doing it! I'm doing it!,686000,TRUE,5,188,Todd Flanders,Flanders Home,I'm doing it! I'm doing it!,im doing it im doing it,6 +141989,507,170,(Springfield Downtown: ext. springfield downtown - day - establishing),693000,FALSE,NA,2277,NA,Springfield Downtown,NA,NA,NA +141990,507,171,(Party Supply Store: int. party supply store - continuous),693000,FALSE,NA,4075,NA,Party Supply Store,NA,NA,NA +141991,507,172,Marge Simpson: This is my third favorite wedding supply store!,693000,TRUE,1,4075,Marge Simpson,Party Supply Store,This is my third favorite wedding supply store!,this is my third favorite wedding supply store,8 +141992,507,173,"Lisa Simpson: Oooh, look at these: ""Extreme Weddings"" triathlon, zero G... (AMAZED) ""tie the knot at the top of Mt. Everest?!""",696000,TRUE,9,4075,Lisa Simpson,Party Supply Store,"Oooh, look at these: ""Extreme Weddings"" triathlon, zero G... ""tie the knot at the top of Mt. Everest?!""",oooh look at these extreme weddings triathlon zero g tie the knot at the top of mt everest,18 +141993,507,174,Marge Simpson: It's extreme enough for me when they smear the wedding cake on each other's faces.,709000,TRUE,1,4075,Marge Simpson,Party Supply Store,It's extreme enough for me when they smear the wedding cake on each other's faces.,its extreme enough for me when they smear the wedding cake on each others faces,15 +141994,507,175,"Bernice Hibbert: So, Marge, the rumors are true!",713000,TRUE,2089,4075,Bernice Hibbert,Party Supply Store,"So, Marge, the rumors are true!",so marge the rumors are true,6 +141995,507,176,Helen Lovejoy: Why did you get to throw a party for Ned and Edna and not me?,715000,TRUE,309,4075,Helen Lovejoy,Party Supply Store,Why did you get to throw a party for Ned and Edna and not me?,why did you get to throw a party for ned and edna and not me,15 +141996,507,177,"Marge Simpson: Well, you're all invited, so you can make your snippy comments while you eat my hors d'oeuvres.",719000,TRUE,1,4075,Marge Simpson,Party Supply Store,"Well, you're all invited, so you can make your snippy comments while you eat my hors d'oeuvres.",well youre all invited so you can make your snippy comments while you eat my hors doeuvres,17 +141997,507,178,Helen Lovejoy: Snippy? How can you say that in those shoes?,725000,TRUE,309,4075,Helen Lovejoy,Party Supply Store,Snippy? How can you say that in those shoes?,snippy how can you say that in those shoes,9 +141998,507,179,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),725000,FALSE,1,4075,Marge Simpson,Party Supply Store,NA,NA,NA +141999,507,180,Lisa Simpson: (SURPRISED) They have Itchy and Scratchy weddings?,729000,TRUE,9,4075,Lisa Simpson,Party Supply Store,They have Itchy and Scratchy weddings?,they have itchy and scratchy weddings,6 +142000,507,181,Groom: (CHUCKLE),729000,FALSE,676,4075,Groom,Party Supply Store,NA,NA,NA +142001,507,182,(Springfield Mall: int. mall - leftorium - later),742000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +142002,507,183,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ready to go home, Ned?",742000,TRUE,40,8,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Mall,"Ready to go home, Ned?",ready to go home ned,5 +142003,507,184,"Ned Flanders: I'm sorry honey, but I'm stuck in this meeting of the Springfield L.G.B.T. (OFF EDNA'S LOOK) The Left-Gifted, Bidextrous, and Transhanded community. We're tryin' to decide on the theme for our ""Left is Right"" parade.",744000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,"I'm sorry honey, but I'm stuck in this meeting of the Springfield L.G.B.T. The Left-Gifted, Bidextrous, and Transhanded community. We're tryin' to decide on the theme for our ""Left is Right"" parade.",im sorry honey but im stuck in this meeting of the springfield lgbt the left-gifted bidextrous and transhanded community were tryin to decide on the theme for our left is right parade,32 +142004,507,185,"Feminist Left-handed Woman: ""Our Scissors, Ourselves!""",754000,TRUE,6113,8,Feminist Left-handed Woman,Springfield Mall,"""Our Scissors, Ourselves!""",our scissors ourselves,3 +142005,507,186,"Strident Left-handed Man: How about ""Death to Righties?""",754000,TRUE,6114,8,Strident Left-handed Man,Springfield Mall,"How about ""Death to Righties?""",how about death to righties,5 +142006,507,187,Feminist Left-handed Woman: (ROLLS EYES) We have to live among them.,757000,TRUE,6113,8,Feminist Left-handed Woman,Springfield Mall,We have to live among them.,we have to live among them,6 +142260,508,131,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED NOISE),591000,FALSE,2,375,Homer Simpson,Train Station,NA,NA,NA +142007,507,188,"Strident Left-handed Man: To live ""among them"" is to die!",759000,TRUE,6114,8,Strident Left-handed Man,Springfield Mall,"To live ""among them"" is to die!",to live among them is to die,7 +142008,507,189,Lgbt Group: (AD-LIB ARGUING),759000,FALSE,6115,8,Lgbt Group,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +142009,507,190,Ned Flanders: This could go late -- we haven't even ordered pizzas and pop yet. Can you handle Rod and Todd's parent-teacher conference for me?,762000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,This could go late -- we haven't even ordered pizzas and pop yet. Can you handle Rod and Todd's parent-teacher conference for me?,this could go late -- we havent even ordered pizzas and pop yet can you handle rod and todds parent-teacher conference for me,23 +142010,507,191,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Sure, I'd love to be the parent for once! Now I can drink a latté and leave the cup on the desk! Ha!",769000,TRUE,40,8,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Mall,"Sure, I'd love to be the parent for once! Now I can drink a latté and leave the cup on the desk! Ha!",sure id love to be the parent for once now i can drink a latté and leave the cup on the desk ha,23 +142011,507,192,"Embarrassed Man: Sorry, I'm -- I'm still a pre-op trans-hander.",776000,TRUE,6116,8,Embarrassed Man,Springfield Mall,"Sorry, I'm -- I'm still a pre-op trans-hander.",sorry im -- im still a pre-op trans-hander,8 +142012,507,193,(SPRINGFIELD - EVENING: ext. springfield - evening - establishing),780000,FALSE,NA,4076,NA,SPRINGFIELD - EVENING,NA,NA,NA +142013,507,194,"Christian Teacher: Well, I must say at this school we've never seen a step-parent before.",780000,TRUE,6117,4076,Christian Teacher,SPRINGFIELD - EVENING,"Well, I must say at this school we've never seen a step-parent before.",well i must say at this school weve never seen a step-parent before,13 +142014,507,195,(CLASSROOM: Int. classroom - continuous),784000,FALSE,NA,27,NA,CLASSROOM,NA,NA,NA +142015,507,196,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Look, I'm a chalk jockey too. So don't slap ketchup on bread and tell me it's Pizza Friday.",784000,TRUE,40,27,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,CLASSROOM,"Look, I'm a chalk jockey too. So don't slap ketchup on bread and tell me it's Pizza Friday.",look im a chalk jockey too so dont slap ketchup on bread and tell me its pizza friday,18 +142016,507,197,Christian Teacher: (PATRONIZING) You teach with that mouth?,790000,TRUE,6117,27,Christian Teacher,CLASSROOM,You teach with that mouth?,you teach with that mouth,5 +142017,507,198,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (CONDESCENDING CHUCKLE) Yes, I teach at Springfield Elementary, and we believe that...",792000,TRUE,40,27,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,CLASSROOM,"Yes, I teach at Springfield Elementary, and we believe that...",yes i teach at springfield elementary and we believe that,10 +142018,507,199,"Christian Teacher: Public school? Well, I'll be a monkey's unrelated creature. Well, we'll fit you into our school prayers.",797000,TRUE,6117,27,Christian Teacher,CLASSROOM,"Public school? Well, I'll be a monkey's unrelated creature. Well, we'll fit you into our school prayers.",public school well ill be a monkeys unrelated creature well well fit you into our school prayers,17 +142019,507,200,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: You... do have science here, right?",804000,TRUE,40,27,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,CLASSROOM,"You... do have science here, right?",you do have science here right,6 +142020,507,201,Christian Teacher: We sure do!,806000,TRUE,6117,27,Christian Teacher,CLASSROOM,We sure do!,we sure do,3 +142021,507,202,Christian Teacher: Behold! Advanced Astronomy!,808000,TRUE,6117,27,Christian Teacher,CLASSROOM,Behold! Advanced Astronomy!,behold advanced astronomy,3 +142022,507,203,(Flanders Home: int. flanders house - LIVING room - evening),812000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +142023,507,204,Ned Flanders: You pulled the boys out of school?!,812000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,You pulled the boys out of school?!,you pulled the boys out of school,7 +142024,507,205,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ned, I know I should have consulted you, but that school is beneath them. Take my word as a teacher of fifteen years.",815000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"Ned, I know I should have consulted you, but that school is beneath them. Take my word as a teacher of fifteen years.",ned i know i should have consulted you but that school is beneath them take my word as a teacher of fifteen years,23 +142025,507,206,"Ned Flanders: Well, sir... when we got married, I knew I'd find some spices in my chili. I guess they can go to Springfield Hellementary.",821000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Well, sir... when we got married, I knew I'd find some spices in my chili. I guess they can go to Springfield Hellementary.",well sir when we got married i knew id find some spices in my chili i guess they can go to springfield hellementary,23 +142026,507,207,Ned Flanders: (SMUG NOISE),821000,FALSE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +142027,507,208,(Flanders Bedroom: int. flanders bedroom - night),841000,FALSE,NA,1032,NA,Flanders Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +142028,507,209,"Talking Dog: (LIKE GOLIATH FROM ""DAVEY AND GOLIATH"") Why are we here, Neddy?",841000,TRUE,6118,1032,Talking Dog,Flanders Bedroom,"Why are we here, Neddy?",why are we here neddy,5 +142029,507,210,"Older Flanders: Well, first of all, I think talking dogs are the spawn of the devil. Secondly, we are watching my little Toddy graduate from college.",843000,TRUE,6119,1032,Older Flanders,Flanders Bedroom,"Well, first of all, I think talking dogs are the spawn of the devil. Secondly, we are watching my little Toddy graduate from college.",well first of all i think talking dogs are the spawn of the devil secondly we are watching my little toddy graduate from college,24 +142030,507,211,Talking Dog: Awww. Now aren't you glad you let Edna take charge of the boys' education?,851000,TRUE,6118,1032,Talking Dog,Flanders Bedroom,Awww. Now aren't you glad you let Edna take charge of the boys' education?,awww now arent you glad you let edna take charge of the boys education,14 +142031,507,212,"Older Flanders: Yep, it's lucky she's not my taxes, 'cause I underestimated her. (LOOKS AROUND O.S.) Wait a minute. Liberal professors... feminist workshops... abstract sculptures?!",855000,TRUE,6119,1032,Older Flanders,Flanders Bedroom,"Yep, it's lucky she's not my taxes, 'cause I underestimated her. Wait a minute. Liberal professors... feminist workshops... abstract sculptures?!",yep its lucky shes not my taxes cause i underestimated her wait a minute liberal professors feminist workshops abstract sculptures,20 +142032,507,213,Older Flanders: This isn't a Midwestern bible college. This is an elite East Coast university!,864000,TRUE,6119,1032,Older Flanders,Flanders Bedroom,This isn't a Midwestern bible college. This is an elite East Coast university!,this isnt a midwestern bible college this is an elite east coast university,13 +142033,507,214,"College Grad Todd: It's okay, Daddy, I majored in religious studies!",871000,TRUE,6120,1032,College Grad Todd,Flanders Bedroom,"It's okay, Daddy, I majored in religious studies!",its okay daddy i majored in religious studies,8 +142034,507,215,Ned Flanders: (RELIEVED NOISE),871000,FALSE,11,1032,Ned Flanders,Flanders Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +142035,507,216,College Grad Todd: Comparative religious studies.,875000,TRUE,6120,1032,College Grad Todd,Flanders Bedroom,Comparative religious studies.,comparative religious studies,3 +142036,507,217,Ned Flanders: (HORRIFIED SCREAM),875000,FALSE,11,1032,Ned Flanders,Flanders Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +142037,507,218,(Simpson Home: ext. simpsonS house - back yard - afternoon),886000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142038,507,219,Nelson Muntz: (MAKING FIST) Gimme your keys!,886000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,Gimme your keys!,gimme your keys,3 +142039,507,220,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Maybe I'll just park it myself.,887000,TRUE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,Maybe I'll just park it myself.,maybe ill just park it myself,6 +142040,507,221,Nelson Muntz: Why are you parking yourself? Why are you parking yourself?,890000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,Why are you parking yourself? Why are you parking yourself?,why are you parking yourself why are you parking yourself,10 +142041,507,222,DOLPH: (SHAKES HEAD SADLY) We haven't taken in one car all day.,893000,TRUE,146,5,DOLPH,Simpson Home,We haven't taken in one car all day.,we havent taken in one car all day,8 +142042,507,223,"Homer Simpson: You really put on a great reception, Marge. It's like the happy flashback in a gritty cop thriller.",900000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You really put on a great reception, Marge. It's like the happy flashback in a gritty cop thriller.",you really put on a great reception marge its like the happy flashback in a gritty cop thriller,18 +142043,507,224,Marge Simpson: Thank you! Everyone's having a great time.,905000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank you! Everyone's having a great time.,thank you everyones having a great time,7 +142044,507,225,"Marge Simpson: (GLEEFUL) Helen, have a canapé! There's enough for everyone, but not too much. (SMUG CHUCKLE)",912000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Helen, have a canapé! There's enough for everyone, but not too much.",helen have a canapé theres enough for everyone but not too much,12 +142045,507,226,Marge Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),912000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142046,507,227,"Captain Horatio McCallister: (MAKING OUT NOISES THAT INCLUDE LOTS OF ""ARRR""'S)",912000,FALSE,944,5,Captain Horatio McCallister,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142047,507,228,Marge Simpson: No weird hookups!,923000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No weird hookups!,no weird hookups,3 +142048,507,229,Lindsay Naegle: (DESPERATE) Call me!,924000,TRUE,3057,5,Lindsay Naegle,Simpson Home,Call me!,call me,2 +142049,507,230,"Captain Horatio McCallister: I'm married to the sea. And I'm seein' two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones, but it's eerie how superior they are.",926000,TRUE,944,5,Captain Horatio McCallister,Simpson Home,"I'm married to the sea. And I'm seein' two of the great lakes on the side. I won't say which ones, but it's eerie how superior they are.",im married to the sea and im seein two of the great lakes on the side i wont say which ones but its eerie how superior they are,28 +142050,507,231,"Marge Simpson: So, how do the boys like Springfield Elementary?",936000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, how do the boys like Springfield Elementary?",so how do the boys like springfield elementary,8 +142051,507,232,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Marge, it's wonderful. They're opening up, they've seen a wider world...",940000,TRUE,40,5,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Simpson Home,"Marge, it's wonderful. They're opening up, they've seen a wider world...",marge its wonderful theyre opening up theyve seen a wider world,11 +142052,507,233,Todd Flanders: I wrote with a flair pen!,945000,TRUE,5,5,Todd Flanders,Simpson Home,I wrote with a flair pen!,i wrote with a flair pen,6 +142053,507,234,"Ned Flanders: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Well, that's just great, boys. Now, come over here so Mrs. Simpson can take a photo.",947000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Well, that's just great, boys. Now, come over here so Mrs. Simpson can take a photo.",well thats just great boys now come over here so mrs simpson can take a photo,16 +142054,507,235,Rod Flanders: Make sure our temporary tats are in the picture.,952000,TRUE,121,5,Rod Flanders,Simpson Home,Make sure our temporary tats are in the picture.,make sure our temporary tats are in the picture,9 +142055,507,236,Rod Flanders: Mine's a sassy princess who speaks her mind.,954000,TRUE,121,5,Rod Flanders,Simpson Home,Mine's a sassy princess who speaks her mind.,mines a sassy princess who speaks her mind,8 +142056,507,237,Ned Flanders: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),954000,FALSE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142057,507,238,Todd Flanders: Mine's a duck with no pants!,958000,TRUE,5,5,Todd Flanders,Simpson Home,Mine's a duck with no pants!,mines a duck with no pants,6 +142058,507,239,Ned Flanders: What if we were raptured right now?,960000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,What if we were raptured right now?,what if we were raptured right now,7 +142059,507,240,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ned, I said it was okay.",961000,TRUE,40,5,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Simpson Home,"Ned, I said it was okay.",ned i said it was okay,6 +142060,507,241,"Rod Flanders: Yeah, chillax, Daddy.",964000,TRUE,121,5,Rod Flanders,Simpson Home,"Yeah, chillax, Daddy.",yeah chillax daddy,3 +142061,507,242,"Ned Flanders: Chillax?! Young man, in the Flanders house, we speak the King's Diddily.",966000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Chillax?! Young man, in the Flanders house, we speak the King's Diddily.",chillax young man in the flanders house we speak the kings diddily,12 +142062,507,243,Marge Simpson: (NERVOUSLY JUMPING IN) Time for cake! Let's finish this sucker up.,969000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Time for cake! Let's finish this sucker up.,time for cake lets finish this sucker up,8 +142089,507,270,Marge Simpson: Why does that make him right?,1090000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why does that make him right?,why does that make him right,6 +142090,507,271,"Homer Simpson: He took the time to press the shift key, Marge! I think he knows what he's talking about.",1091000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"He took the time to press the shift key, Marge! I think he knows what he's talking about.",he took the time to press the shift key marge i think he knows what hes talking about,18 +142063,507,244,"Ned Flanders: (TO EDNA) You get my boys tattoos, you change their school, you buy Rod sneakers that light up like Times Square...shoes are shoes and lights are lights! Now, just when do I get a say in how my boys are raised?! (FURIOUS) This marriage isn't perfect!",972000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"You get my boys tattoos, you change their school, you buy Rod sneakers that light up like Times Square...shoes are shoes and lights are lights! Now, just when do I get a say in how my boys are raised?! This marriage isn't perfect!",you get my boys tattoos you change their school you buy rod sneakers that light up like times squareshoes are shoes and lights are lights now just when do i get a say in how my boys are raised this marriage isnt perfect,43 +142064,507,245,Marge Simpson: No video... party over... caaaake!,987000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No video... party over... caaaake!,no video party over caaaake,5 +142065,507,246,"Helen Lovejoy: Too late, Marge.",991000,TRUE,309,5,Helen Lovejoy,Simpson Home,"Too late, Marge.",too late marge,3 +142066,507,247,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ned, these boys trust me to be their mother. You'd better decide whether you do.",995000,TRUE,40,5,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Simpson Home,"Ned, these boys trust me to be their mother. You'd better decide whether you do.",ned these boys trust me to be their mother youd better decide whether you do,15 +142067,507,248,"Moe Szyslak: And that's that. Another story in the classic, infallible three-act structure. Good enough for Aristotle, good enough for the Simpsons.",1004000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"And that's that. Another story in the classic, infallible three-act structure. Good enough for Aristotle, good enough for the Simpsons.",and thats that another story in the classic infallible three-act structure good enough for aristotle good enough for the simpsons,20 +142068,507,249,"Lisa Simpson: Mr. Szyslak, I have a feeling there's going to be one more act to this story.",1011000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mr. Szyslak, I have a feeling there's going to be one more act to this story.",mr szyslak i have a feeling theres going to be one more act to this story,16 +142069,507,250,"Moe Szyslak: Well, I'm not hangin' around for that.",1015000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Well, I'm not hangin' around for that.",well im not hangin around for that,7 +142070,507,251,Moe Szyslak: (MUMBLES) Four acts...,1017000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Four acts...,four acts,2 +142071,507,252,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson HOUse - morning - establishing),1022000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142072,507,253,"Marge Simpson: Ned, how did you sleep?",1022000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ned, how did you sleep?",ned how did you sleep,5 +142073,507,254,"Ned Flanders: Fine, I guess. Thanks for loaning me your pajamas, Homer. And Marge, thank you for those helpful chip bag clips.",1024000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Fine, I guess. Thanks for loaning me your pajamas, Homer. And Marge, thank you for those helpful chip bag clips.",fine i guess thanks for loaning me your pajamas homer and marge thank you for those helpful chip bag clips,20 +142074,507,255,"Ned Flanders: I just felt so ashamed I just couldn't go home. Today, I gave in to the one thing I vowed I would never have in my marriage: strong feeling.",1033000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"I just felt so ashamed I just couldn't go home. Today, I gave in to the one thing I vowed I would never have in my marriage: strong feeling.",i just felt so ashamed i just couldnt go home today i gave in to the one thing i vowed i would never have in my marriage strong feeling,29 +142075,507,256,"Marge Simpson: Here's your lunches. With some cake. You'll be having cake for a long, long, time.",1043000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Here's your lunches. With some cake. You'll be having cake for a long, long, time.",heres your lunches with some cake youll be having cake for a long long time,15 +142076,507,257,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, aren't you gonna tell Mom and Dad about the problem you have?",1049000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, aren't you gonna tell Mom and Dad about the problem you have?",bart arent you gonna tell mom and dad about the problem you have,13 +142077,507,258,Bart Simpson: Shut up!,1053000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Shut up!,shut up,2 +142078,507,259,Lisa Simpson: (KNOWING) I'm just saying it won't get better unless you talk to an adult.,1054000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm just saying it won't get better unless you talk to an adult.,im just saying it wont get better unless you talk to an adult,13 +142079,507,260,Bart Simpson: Maggie knows how to keep a secret. Why can't you?,1057000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Maggie knows how to keep a secret. Why can't you?,maggie knows how to keep a secret why cant you,10 +142080,507,261,"Marge Simpson: Bart, is there something you want to tell us?",1063000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, is there something you want to tell us?",bart is there something you want to tell us,9 +142081,507,262,"Homer Simpson: (GENIAL) Oh Marge, let the kid have his embarrassing secrets and lies.",1065000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Marge, let the kid have his embarrassing secrets and lies.",oh marge let the kid have his embarrassing secrets and lies,11 +142082,507,263,Marge Simpson: That is totally irresponsible parenting!,1069000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That is totally irresponsible parenting!,that is totally irresponsible parenting,5 +142083,507,264,Homer Simpson: Not according to the internet!,1071000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Not according to the internet!,not according to the internet,5 +142084,507,265,Marge Simpson: Where on the internet?,1073000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Where on the internet?,where on the internet,4 +142085,507,266,Homer Simpson: I'm sure some idiot somewhere agrees with me.,1075000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm sure some idiot somewhere agrees with me.,im sure some idiot somewhere agrees with me,8 +142086,507,267,Marge Simpson: Why would you believe him?,1078000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why would you believe him?,why would you believe him,5 +142087,507,268,Homer Simpson: Because his avatar is Darth Maul! The second-coolest Darth!,1080000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Because his avatar is Darth Maul! The second-coolest Darth!,because his avatar is darth maul the second-coolest darth,9 +142088,507,269,Homer Simpson: And what he says is true because it's in all caps. Are you gonna argue with caps?,1085000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And what he says is true because it's in all caps. Are you gonna argue with caps?,and what he says is true because its in all caps are you gonna argue with caps,17 +142091,507,272,"Ned Flanders: So after all this time together, you two still haven't agreed on how to raise your kids?",1096000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"So after all this time together, you two still haven't agreed on how to raise your kids?",so after all this time together you two still havent agreed on how to raise your kids,17 +142092,507,273,"Marge Simpson: Ned, I realized long ago, there are some things Homer and I will never completely agree on.",1101000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ned, I realized long ago, there are some things Homer and I will never completely agree on.",ned i realized long ago there are some things homer and i will never completely agree on,17 +142093,507,274,"Homer Simpson: (GENIAL) Yeah, but we make sure never to go to bed hungry.",1106000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, but we make sure never to go to bed hungry.",yeah but we make sure never to go to bed hungry,11 +142094,507,275,Marge Simpson: It's angry.,1110000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's angry.,its angry,2 +142095,507,276,Homer Simpson: Don't tell me what our thing is.,1110000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't tell me what our thing is.,dont tell me what our thing is,7 +142096,507,277,Marge Simpson: It's about not agreeing on something.,1113000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's about not agreeing on something.,its about not agreeing on something,6 +142097,507,278,"Homer Simpson: I've always said ""hungry""!",1115000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've always said ""hungry""!",ive always said hungry,4 +142098,507,279,"Marge Simpson: Bart, just tell us the problem!",1117000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, just tell us the problem!",bart just tell us the problem,6 +142099,507,280,Bart Simpson: (DOPPLER) I'm keeping a dolphin in my bathtub!,1122000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm keeping a dolphin in my bathtub!,im keeping a dolphin in my bathtub,7 +142100,507,281,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) I thought I heard clicks and pops!,1124000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought I heard clicks and pops!,i thought i heard clicks and pops,7 +142101,507,282,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - a little later - establishing),1128000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142102,507,283,"Seymour Skinner: Children, your test scores are down because we've been having so many assemblies, you haven't had time to study. This assembly will remedy that.",1128000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, your test scores are down because we've been having so many assemblies, you haven't had time to study. This assembly will remedy that.",children your test scores are down because weve been having so many assemblies you havent had time to study this assembly will remedy that,24 +142103,507,284,"Seymour Skinner: We've invited a few friends over to give you some ""musical cues.""",1135000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"We've invited a few friends over to give you some ""musical cues.""",weve invited a few friends over to give you some musical cues,12 +142104,507,285,Sally Scantron Sheet: (LUNCHLADY DORA) I'm Sally Scantron Sheet.,1140000,TRUE,6121,3,Sally Scantron Sheet,Springfield Elementary School,I'm Sally Scantron Sheet.,im sally scantron sheet,4 +142105,507,286,"Peter Pencil: (LARGO) And I'm Peter Pencil! Now, you didn't hear it from us, but the answers to the test are:",1143000,TRUE,6122,3,Peter Pencil,Springfield Elementary School,"And I'm Peter Pencil! Now, you didn't hear it from us, but the answers to the test are:",and im peter pencil now you didnt hear it from us but the answers to the test are,18 +142106,507,287,SALLY/PETER: (SING) A.B.D.D.C.A.B.,1148000,TRUE,6123,3,SALLY/PETER,Springfield Elementary School,A.B.D.D.C.A.B.,abddcab,1 +142107,507,288,Miss Hoover: Are you just giving them the answers?,1153000,TRUE,464,3,Miss Hoover,Springfield Elementary School,Are you just giving them the answers?,are you just giving them the answers,7 +142108,507,289,Seymour Skinner: They still have to sign their names properly so we're not totally out of the woods.,1155000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,They still have to sign their names properly so we're not totally out of the woods.,they still have to sign their names properly so were not totally out of the woods,16 +142109,507,290,Ned Flanders: Pause the assembly! I have to talk to my wife!,1158000,TRUE,11,3,Ned Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Pause the assembly! I have to talk to my wife!,pause the assembly i have to talk to my wife,10 +142110,507,291,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ned?,1163000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Ned?,ned,1 +142111,507,292,Seymour Skinner: (BITTER) My rival.,1163000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,My rival.,my rival,2 +142112,507,293,Gary Chalmers: Some rivalry. It's like Secretariat versus a can of dog food.,1164000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Some rivalry. It's like Secretariat versus a can of dog food.,some rivalry its like secretariat versus a can of dog food,11 +142113,507,294,"Ned Flanders: (FORCEFUL) Edna, I'm sorry and I'll say it in front of God or Groundskeeper Willie!",1169000,TRUE,11,3,Ned Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Edna, I'm sorry and I'll say it in front of God or Groundskeeper Willie!",edna im sorry and ill say it in front of god or groundskeeper willie,14 +142114,507,295,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Oh Ned, I'm sorry too. I overstepped your boundaries. I guess I never really, truly cared about children before.",1173000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh Ned, I'm sorry too. I overstepped your boundaries. I guess I never really, truly cared about children before.",oh ned im sorry too i overstepped your boundaries i guess i never really truly cared about children before,19 +142115,507,296,Kids: (INCREDIBLY STUNNED NOISE),1173000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142116,507,297,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Oh, get over it. And Ned, I'll be exactly as much mom as you want me to be.",1181000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, get over it. And Ned, I'll be exactly as much mom as you want me to be.",oh get over it and ned ill be exactly as much mom as you want me to be,18 +142117,507,298,"Ned Flanders: Hey, the Simpsons make it up as they go along, and they're as happy as a ribbon in a bible. What do you say, sweetie?",1186000,TRUE,11,3,Ned Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, the Simpsons make it up as they go along, and they're as happy as a ribbon in a bible. What do you say, sweetie?",hey the simpsons make it up as they go along and theyre as happy as a ribbon in a bible what do you say sweetie,25 +142118,507,299,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ha!,1191000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Ha!,ha,1 +142119,507,300,(STRIP MALL: Ext. strip mall - day),1196000,FALSE,NA,1474,NA,STRIP MALL,NA,NA,NA +142120,507,301,"Sleazy Sam: Now in our fiftieth location in Springfield, Sleazy Sam would like to welcome our special grand opening star, Jesus.",1196000,TRUE,6124,1474,Sleazy Sam,STRIP MALL,"Now in our fiftieth location in Springfield, Sleazy Sam would like to welcome our special grand opening star, Jesus.",now in our fiftieth location in springfield sleazy sam would like to welcome our special grand opening star jesus,19 +142121,507,302,"Homer Simpson: Welcome, money-changers! You can trust Sleazy Sam for the best rates, or my name isn't Jesus H.--",1204000,TRUE,2,1474,Homer Simpson,STRIP MALL,"Welcome, money-changers! You can trust Sleazy Sam for the best rates, or my name isn't Jesus H.--",welcome money-changers you can trust sleazy sam for the best rates or my name isnt jesus h--,17 +142122,507,303,"Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE, THEN LOOKING HEAVENWARD:) Are you gonna do that every time I open one of these?",1214000,TRUE,2,1474,Homer Simpson,STRIP MALL,Are you gonna do that every time I open one of these?,are you gonna do that every time i open one of these,12 +142123,507,304,Singers: HENS LOVE ROOSTERS / GEESE LOVE GANDERS / EVERYONE ELSE LOVES NED FLANDERS...,1223000,TRUE,276,1474,Singers,STRIP MALL,HENS LOVE ROOSTERS / GEESE LOVE GANDERS / EVERYONE ELSE LOVES NED FLANDERS...,hens love roosters geese love ganders everyone else loves ned flanders,11 +142124,507,305,Ned Flanders: MY MOUSTACHE / IS BRISTLY / MY LETTERS / ARE EPISTLY / AND I DON'T WANNA / MISLEAD YOU / I LIKE TO HUG AND KISSLY--,1229000,TRUE,11,1474,Ned Flanders,STRIP MALL,MY MOUSTACHE / IS BRISTLY / MY LETTERS / ARE EPISTLY / AND I DON'T WANNA / MISLEAD YOU / I LIKE TO HUG AND KISSLY--,my moustache is bristly my letters are epistly and i dont wanna mislead you i like to hug and kissly--,20 +142125,507,306,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: HA!,1233000,TRUE,40,1474,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,STRIP MALL,HA!,ha,1 +142126,507,307,"Ned Flanders: FIRST BASE, YO! / I LIKE CHRISTIAN RAP / A BIBLE ON MY LAP...",1235000,TRUE,11,1474,Ned Flanders,STRIP MALL,"FIRST BASE, YO! / I LIKE CHRISTIAN RAP / A BIBLE ON MY LAP...",first base yo i like christian rap a bible on my lap,12 +142127,507,308,Homer Simpson: WILL YOU STOP THIS STUPID CRAP? / I WANNA TAKE A NAP!,1238000,TRUE,2,1474,Homer Simpson,STRIP MALL,WILL YOU STOP THIS STUPID CRAP? / I WANNA TAKE A NAP!,will you stop this stupid crap i wanna take a nap,11 +142128,507,309,Ned Flanders: Okily-dokily!,1242000,TRUE,11,1474,Ned Flanders,STRIP MALL,Okily-dokily!,okily-dokily,1 +142129,508,0,(Springfield: EXT. SPRINGFIELD - EARLY MORNING),23000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142130,508,1,"Narrator: See that town? Goes by the name o' Springfield. Birthplace of the brass knuckle, the Nigerian Prince scam, and putting a tomato on your grilled cheese sandwich. Our story begins not long ago, on what seemed like a typical day.",23000,TRUE,56,216,Narrator,Springfield,"See that town? Goes by the name o' Springfield. Birthplace of the brass knuckle, the Nigerian Prince scam, and putting a tomato on your grilled cheese sandwich. Our story begins not long ago, on what seemed like a typical day.",see that town goes by the name o springfield birthplace of the brass knuckle the nigerian prince scam and putting a tomato on your grilled cheese sandwich our story begins not long ago on what seemed like a typical day,40 +142131,508,2,(Springfield Park: EXT. springfield park - day - CONTINUOUS),42000,FALSE,NA,739,NA,Springfield Park,NA,NA,NA +142132,508,3,"Chief Wiggum: Ralphie, please. That's not for people, son.",42000,TRUE,71,739,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Park,"Ralphie, please. That's not for people, son.",ralphie please thats not for people son,7 +142133,508,4,Ralph Wiggum: (HAPPY BARKING NOISES),42000,FALSE,119,739,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Park,NA,NA,NA +142134,508,5,"Chief Wiggum: Aww, he's a dumb kid, but he's an above-average dog. Roll over, son. (HAPPY NOISE, THEN DISAPPOINTED:) Aw, nobody saw.",47000,TRUE,71,739,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Park,"Aww, he's a dumb kid, but he's an above-average dog. Roll over, son. Aw, nobody saw.",aww hes a dumb kid but hes an above-average dog roll over son aw nobody saw,16 +142135,508,6,"Narrator: But little did they know, a change was coming. First, the creatures of the earth sensed it, then the fish of the deep. Then the Mormons got a heads up, then everybody else.",54000,TRUE,56,739,Narrator,Springfield Park,"But little did they know, a change was coming. First, the creatures of the earth sensed it, then the fish of the deep. Then the Mormons got a heads up, then everybody else.",but little did they know a change was coming first the creatures of the earth sensed it then the fish of the deep then the mormons got a heads up then everybody else,33 +142136,508,7,(Farm: ext. farm - downstate from springfield - CONTINUOUS),67000,FALSE,NA,1998,NA,Farm,NA,NA,NA +142137,508,8,"Farmer: Strange doin's, mother. Horses are spooked, cows ain't milkin', and look what the chickens laid.",67000,TRUE,433,1998,Farmer,Farm,"Strange doin's, mother. Horses are spooked, cows ain't milkin', and look what the chickens laid.",strange doins mother horses are spooked cows aint milkin and look what the chickens laid,15 +142138,508,9,Farmwife: Sparkle eggs?!,73000,TRUE,6125,1998,Farmwife,Farm,Sparkle eggs?!,sparkle eggs,2 +142139,508,10,Farmer: Storm's a-comin'.,74000,TRUE,433,1998,Farmer,Farm,Storm's a-comin'.,storms a-comin,2 +142140,508,11,"Farmwife: 'Tain't no storm, pa. It's The Lady Gaga Express!",77000,TRUE,6125,1998,Farmwife,Farm,"'Tain't no storm, pa. It's The Lady Gaga Express!",taint no storm pa its the lady gaga express,9 +142141,508,12,Pistons: (CHANTING) She's-a-star! She's-a-star! She's-a-star! She's-a-star!,85000,TRUE,6126,1998,Pistons,Farm,She's-a-star! She's-a-star! She's-a-star! She's-a-star!,shes-a-star shes-a-star shes-a-star shes-a-star,4 +142142,508,13,(GAGA EXPRESS: int. gaga express - CONTINUOUS),90000,FALSE,NA,4077,NA,GAGA EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +142143,508,14,"Conductor: (À LA CEE LO) Presenting the Queen of the Hottieverse. Appearing courtesy of Interscope Records, Lady Gaga!",90000,TRUE,41,4077,Conductor,GAGA EXPRESS,"Presenting the Queen of the Hottieverse. Appearing courtesy of Interscope Records, Lady Gaga!",presenting the queen of the hottieverse appearing courtesy of interscope records lady gaga,13 +142144,508,15,Lady Gaga: At ease.,102000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,At ease.,at ease,2 +142145,508,16,"Lady Gaga: Conductor, you know the rules. Take off some clothes.",115000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,"Conductor, you know the rules. Take off some clothes.",conductor you know the rules take off some clothes,9 +142146,508,17,"Conductor: Oh, um, yes ma'am, sorry ma'am.",118000,TRUE,41,4077,Conductor,GAGA EXPRESS,"Oh, um, yes ma'am, sorry ma'am.",oh um yes maam sorry maam,6 +142147,508,18,"Lady Gaga: Now, what's our status?",121000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,"Now, what's our status?",now whats our status,4 +142148,508,19,"Conductor: We are about to pass through... (CHECKS CLIPBOARD) uh, Springfield.",122000,TRUE,41,4077,Conductor,GAGA EXPRESS,"We are about to pass through... uh, Springfield.",we are about to pass through uh springfield,8 +142149,508,20,Lady Gaga: Springfield? What's their deal?,124000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,Springfield? What's their deal?,springfield whats their deal,4 +142150,508,21,"Conductor: (OFF CLIPBOARD) Let's see, quiet suburb... home of the Tomb of the Unknown Mascot... has the lowest self-esteem of any place on the planet.",127000,TRUE,41,4077,Conductor,GAGA EXPRESS,"Let's see, quiet suburb... home of the Tomb of the Unknown Mascot... has the lowest self-esteem of any place on the planet.",lets see quiet suburb home of the tomb of the unknown mascot has the lowest self-esteem of any place on the planet,22 +142151,508,22,Lady Gaga: Really?,135000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,Really?,really,1 +142152,508,23,"Lady Gaga: (SAD NOISE) That's so sad. And as entertainers it is our solemn duty to cheer them up, for a little while.",136000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,"That's so sad. And as entertainers it is our solemn duty to cheer them up, for a little while.",thats so sad and as entertainers it is our solemn duty to cheer them up for a little while,19 +142153,508,24,"Manager: (ENTERING) Gaga, it's my job to keep you away from ugly bumps on the map like Springfield. Don't worry, we'll get you right on a plane.",143000,TRUE,183,4077,Manager,GAGA EXPRESS,"Gaga, it's my job to keep you away from ugly bumps on the map like Springfield. Don't worry, we'll get you right on a plane.",gaga its my job to keep you away from ugly bumps on the map like springfield dont worry well get you right on a plane,25 +142154,508,25,Lady Gaga: No! Don't you remember what happened at LaGuardia?,148000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,No! Don't you remember what happened at LaGuardia?,no dont you remember what happened at laguardia,8 +142155,508,26,Lady Gaga: Ready.,155000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,Ready.,ready,1 +142156,508,27,"Tsa Agent: (GRUFF, NEW YORK) Yeah, well uh, you missed your flight.",156000,TRUE,5978,4077,Tsa Agent,GAGA EXPRESS,"Yeah, well uh, you missed your flight.",yeah well uh you missed your flight,7 +142157,508,28,Lady Gaga: (INDEFATIGABLE) Then we'll party on the boarding ramp!,158000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,Then we'll party on the boarding ramp!,then well party on the boarding ramp,7 +142158,508,29,Tsa Agent: Wait! I quit!,165000,TRUE,5978,4077,Tsa Agent,GAGA EXPRESS,Wait! I quit!,wait i quit,3 +142159,508,30,Senior Tsa Agent: (RUEFUL) We spend ninety minutes training 'em and off they go.,167000,TRUE,6128,4077,Senior Tsa Agent,GAGA EXPRESS,We spend ninety minutes training 'em and off they go.,we spend ninety minutes training em and off they go,10 +142160,508,31,Lady Gaga: I just can't ignore a billboard in pain. We're stopping in Springfield!,173000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,I just can't ignore a billboard in pain. We're stopping in Springfield!,i just cant ignore a billboard in pain were stopping in springfield,12 +142161,508,32,Manager: But...,175000,TRUE,183,4077,Manager,GAGA EXPRESS,But...,but,1 +142162,508,33,Lady Gaga: No buts!,177000,TRUE,6127,4077,Lady Gaga,GAGA EXPRESS,No buts!,no buts,2 +142163,508,34,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),182000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142164,508,35,"Narrator: Well, Lady Gaga couldn't arrive soon enough for one Lisa Simpson...",182000,TRUE,56,3,Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, Lady Gaga couldn't arrive soon enough for one Lisa Simpson...",well lady gaga couldnt arrive soon enough for one lisa simpson,11 +142165,508,36,"Seymour Skinner: Now let's turn to the ever-unpopular ""Popularity Awards"" -- the awards voted by students, in judgment of their peers! No way that can go wrong! (UPBEAT) First up, Campus Clown...",186000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Now let's turn to the ever-unpopular ""Popularity Awards"" -- the awards voted by students, in judgment of their peers! No way that can go wrong! First up, Campus Clown...",now lets turn to the ever-unpopular popularity awards -- the awards voted by students in judgment of their peers no way that can go wrong first up campus clown,29 +142166,508,37,"Kids: (LAUGH, APPLAUD)",186000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142167,508,38,"Seymour Skinner: (READING WINNER, ANGRY) Bart Simpson!",198000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Bart Simpson!,bart simpson,2 +142168,508,39,"Lisa Simpson: (WITH PRIDE, TO NEARBY AUDIENCE MEMBERS) That's my brother! Four years out of four.",204000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That's my brother! Four years out of four.,thats my brother four years out of four,8 +142169,508,40,Bart Simpson: Prank you! Prank you very much!,209000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Prank you! Prank you very much!,prank you prank you very much,6 +142170,508,41,Seymour Skinner: (VERY AGGRAVATED NOISE),209000,FALSE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142171,508,42,Martin Prince: I fail to see the honor in this. Aren't awards shows rather silly?,216000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,I fail to see the honor in this. Aren't awards shows rather silly?,i fail to see the honor in this arent awards shows rather silly,13 +142172,508,43,"Bart Simpson: What?! Without awards shows, how would I know what movie has the ""best beheading,"" or that ""Glee"" is a comedy?",221000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"What?! Without awards shows, how would I know what movie has the ""best beheading,"" or that ""Glee"" is a comedy?",what without awards shows how would i know what movie has the best beheading or that glee is a comedy,20 +142173,508,44,"Seymour Skinner: And now the award for ""Least Popular Student."" (OPENING ENVELOPE) Lisa Simpson!",227000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"And now the award for ""Least Popular Student."" Lisa Simpson!",and now the award for least popular student lisa simpson,10 +142174,508,45,"Lisa Simpson: (NEAR TEARS) What?! ""Least Popular?"" (SOBS) I gotta go.",231000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"What?! ""Least Popular?"" I gotta go.",what least popular i gotta go,6 +142505,509,93,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Dubya.",440000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,"Hey, Dubya.",hey dubya,2 +142175,508,46,"Seymour Skinner: (KINDLY) You probably should accept it, Lisa. They'll go easier on you if you do.",237000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"You probably should accept it, Lisa. They'll go easier on you if you do.",you probably should accept it lisa theyll go easier on you if you do,14 +142176,508,47,Lisa Simpson: (NEAR TEARS) Um... (CHOKES BACK SOB) thank you for noticing me?,243000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Um... thank you for noticing me?,um thank you for noticing me,6 +142177,508,48,Sherri Mackleberry: She actually accepted it!,248000,TRUE,54,3,Sherri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,She actually accepted it!,she actually accepted it,4 +142178,508,49,"Lisa Simpson: (TO SKINNER, DEJECTED) You said they'd take it easy on me!",250000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You said they'd take it easy on me!,you said theyd take it easy on me,8 +142179,508,50,Seymour Skinner: (ADMITTING) I know very little about children.,253000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I know very little about children.,i know very little about children,6 +142180,508,51,(LADY GAGA EXPRESS: ext. lady gaga express - day),257000,FALSE,NA,4078,NA,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +142181,508,52,Lady Gaga: We've gotta cheer up a whole town. Where's the dress I wore when I met the Pope?,257000,TRUE,6127,4078,Lady Gaga,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,We've gotta cheer up a whole town. Where's the dress I wore when I met the Pope?,weve gotta cheer up a whole town wheres the dress i wore when i met the pope,17 +142182,508,53,"Wardrobe Man: It's nice, but I saw Jennifer Lopez wearing it.",262000,TRUE,6129,4078,Wardrobe Man,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,"It's nice, but I saw Jennifer Lopez wearing it.",its nice but i saw jennifer lopez wearing it,9 +142183,508,54,Lady Gaga: Burn it! Burn it now!,266000,TRUE,6127,4078,Lady Gaga,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,Burn it! Burn it now!,burn it burn it now,5 +142184,508,55,Dangling Accountant: Help! Helllp!,267000,TRUE,6130,4078,Dangling Accountant,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,Help! Helllp!,help helllp,2 +142185,508,56,Dangling Accountant: I've been on here since Chicago! I just want my life back!,270000,TRUE,6130,4078,Dangling Accountant,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,I've been on here since Chicago! I just want my life back!,ive been on here since chicago i just want my life back,12 +142186,508,57,Lady Gaga: No negativity!,273000,TRUE,6127,4078,Lady Gaga,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,No negativity!,no negativity,2 +142187,508,58,"Dangling Accountant: (TRYING TO BE UPBEAT) Oh, you're right! I'm missing a terrible winter!",273000,TRUE,6130,4078,Dangling Accountant,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,"Oh, you're right! I'm missing a terrible winter!",oh youre right im missing a terrible winter,8 +142188,508,59,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),280000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142189,508,60,"Marge Simpson: (FINISHING STORY) ...and that's how Berber carpet got its name, according to some. Lisa, how was your day?",280000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"...and that's how Berber carpet got its name, according to some. Lisa, how was your day?",and thats how berber carpet got its name according to some lisa how was your day,16 +142190,508,61,"Lisa Simpson: (CONCERNED) Um, can I be excused from holding up my end of the conversation?",284000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Um, can I be excused from holding up my end of the conversation?",um can i be excused from holding up my end of the conversation,13 +142191,508,62,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR),284000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142192,508,63,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO TO BART, RE: LISA) What's wrong with her?",288000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What's wrong with her?,whats wrong with her,4 +142193,508,64,Bart Simpson: She just found out no one likes her. (LOUD WHISPER) I thought she knew!,290000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,She just found out no one likes her. I thought she knew!,she just found out no one likes her i thought she knew,12 +142194,508,65,"Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, Lisa! Maybe you'd feel a little better if you read the Daily Fourth Gradian message board, huh? (WAGGLES EYEBROWS)",293000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Hey, Lisa! Maybe you'd feel a little better if you read the Daily Fourth Gradian message board, huh?",hey lisa maybe youd feel a little better if you read the daily fourth gradian message board huh,18 +142195,508,66,"Lisa Simpson: (READS BOARDS) Let's see... ""Uncensored Jump-rope Chants""... (DREADING) Oh, there's a whole thread labeled ""Lisa Simpson!"" (READS, THEN PUZZLED NOISE)",299000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Let's see... ""Uncensored Jump-rope Chants""... Oh, there's a whole thread labeled ""Lisa Simpson!""",lets see uncensored jump-rope chants oh theres a whole thread labeled lisa simpson,13 +142196,508,67,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba! Somebody's actually on your side!,309000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Ay carumba! Somebody's actually on your side!,ay carumba somebodys actually on your side,7 +142197,508,68,"Bart Simpson: (READING) ""Lisa doesn't judge other people. Why should we judge her?"" It's signed, ""Truth Teller.""",314000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Lisa doesn't judge other people. Why should we judge her?"" It's signed, ""Truth Teller.""",lisa doesnt judge other people why should we judge her its signed truth teller,14 +142198,508,69,"Marge Simpson: Whoever this ""Truth Teller"" is, I'm a fan. It takes a lot of courage to post nice things anonymously.",316000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whoever this ""Truth Teller"" is, I'm a fan. It takes a lot of courage to post nice things anonymously.",whoever this truth teller is im a fan it takes a lot of courage to post nice things anonymously,19 +142199,508,70,"Lisa Simpson: (ACTING SUSPICIOUS) Y'know, it seems like more than a coincidence that Milhouse brought it to our attention.",326000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Y'know, it seems like more than a coincidence that Milhouse brought it to our attention.",yknow it seems like more than a coincidence that milhouse brought it to our attention,15 +142200,508,71,"Milhouse Van Houten: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Well, I certainly wish I was Truth Teller. But if I was, you'd know, because I can't keep a secret. (BLURTING QUICKLY) I sleep under my bed every night 'cause I'm scared of the cars from ""Cars"" -- if gasoline is their food then why do they have teeth?!",332000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Well, I certainly wish I was Truth Teller. But if I was, you'd know, because I can't keep a secret. I sleep under my bed every night 'cause I'm scared of the cars from ""Cars"" -- if gasoline is their food then why do they have teeth?!",well i certainly wish i was truth teller but if i was youd know because i cant keep a secret i sleep under my bed every night cause im scared of the cars from cars -- if gasoline is their food then why do they have teeth,47 +142201,508,72,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),349000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142202,508,73,"Sherri Mackleberry: So Lisa, I guess you're not as unpopular as we thought.",349000,TRUE,54,3,Sherri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,"So Lisa, I guess you're not as unpopular as we thought.",so lisa i guess youre not as unpopular as we thought,11 +142203,508,74,Lisa Simpson: Yep. Message boards are never wrong.,353000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Yep. Message boards are never wrong.,yep message boards are never wrong,6 +142204,508,75,"Terri Mackleberry: Well... um, maybe we should skip rope together.",355000,TRUE,55,3,Terri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,"Well... um, maybe we should skip rope together.",well um maybe we should skip rope together,8 +142205,508,76,Lisa Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Dutch?,358000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Dutch?,dutch,1 +142206,508,77,Terri Mackleberry: Double Dutch.,358000,TRUE,55,3,Terri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,Double Dutch.,double dutch,2 +142207,508,78,Lisa Simpson: (SMALL HAPPY SOB) Forgive a fool her tears.,360000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Forgive a fool her tears.,forgive a fool her tears,5 +142208,508,79,"Bart Simpson: Hey Lis, some fifth graders are having a make-your-own pizza party at Flesh-In-The-Pan Pizza, and wanted me to invite you.",363000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey Lis, some fifth graders are having a make-your-own pizza party at Flesh-In-The-Pan Pizza, and wanted me to invite you.",hey lis some fifth graders are having a make-your-own pizza party at flesh-in-the-pan pizza and wanted me to invite you,20 +142209,508,80,Lisa Simpson: Fifth-graders? Ooh-la-la! They get to put their desks in a circle!,368000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Fifth-graders? Ooh-la-la! They get to put their desks in a circle!,fifth-graders ooh-la-la they get to put their desks in a circle,11 +142210,508,81,Bart Simpson: And read books where the parents are divorced. That joint is jumpin'.,373000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And read books where the parents are divorced. That joint is jumpin'.,and read books where the parents are divorced that joint is jumpin,12 +142211,508,82,"Lisa Simpson: So, when's the party?",377000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"So, when's the party?",so whens the party,4 +142212,508,83,"Bart Simpson: (READING) ""Lisa rocks, and so does her rock collection.""",377000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"""Lisa rocks, and so does her rock collection.""",lisa rocks and so does her rock collection,8 +142213,508,84,Lisa Simpson: (AGHAST) That's mine!,383000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That's mine!,thats mine,2 +142214,508,85,Bart Simpson: This notebook is full of things Truth Teller said!,386000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,This notebook is full of things Truth Teller said!,this notebook is full of things truth teller said,9 +142215,508,86,Lisa Simpson: (NERVOUSLY) Give that back!,389000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Give that back!,give that back,3 +142216,508,87,"Bart Simpson: This one says ""post next Friday."" (GASP) Oh my God! You're Truth Teller!",389000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"This one says ""post next Friday."" Oh my God! You're Truth Teller!",this one says post next friday oh my god youre truth teller,12 +142217,508,88,Kids: (MASSIVE SHOCKED GASP),389000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142218,508,89,"Nelson Muntz: (APPALLED) Lisa, what you did is like my mom sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.",397000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, what you did is like my mom sticking ten bucks in her own g-string.",lisa what you did is like my mom sticking ten bucks in her own g-string,15 +142219,508,90,Jimbo Jones: Truth Teller? More like Lie Smeller!,402000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,Truth Teller? More like Lie Smeller!,truth teller more like lie smeller,6 +142220,508,91,Kids: Lie Smeller! Lie Smeller!,405000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Lie Smeller! Lie Smeller!,lie smeller lie smeller,4 +142221,508,92,"Jimbo Jones: (HAPPILY) Oh great, it stuck!",408000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh great, it stuck!",oh great it stuck,4 +142222,508,93,(LADY GAGA EXPRESS: int. lady gaga express - rehearsal car - meanwhile),419000,FALSE,NA,4078,NA,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +142223,508,94,Lady Gaga: Take five.,419000,TRUE,6127,4078,Lady Gaga,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,Take five.,take five,2 +142224,508,95,"Lady Gaga: Hey, easy on the soda. I don't want gassy demons like last night. (POINTED) Jerry.",422000,TRUE,6127,4078,Lady Gaga,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,"Hey, easy on the soda. I don't want gassy demons like last night. Jerry.",hey easy on the soda i dont want gassy demons like last night jerry,14 +142225,508,96,"Lady Gaga: Oh! Wait a minute! No! No, no! (SHUDDERS) Brrrrrr make it stop! Oh! (SINGS POWERFUL MUSICAL NOTES)",429000,TRUE,6127,4078,Lady Gaga,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,"Oh! Wait a minute! No! No, no! Brrrrrr make it stop! Oh!",oh wait a minute no no no brrrrrr make it stop oh,12 +142226,508,97,Lady Gaga: Someone in Springfield needs my help... Light up the after-bras!,439000,TRUE,6127,4078,Lady Gaga,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,Someone in Springfield needs my help... Light up the after-bras!,someone in springfield needs my help light up the after-bras,10 +142227,508,98,"Cletus Spuckler: That's it, I am off of this stuff.",449000,TRUE,1413,4078,Cletus Spuckler,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,"That's it, I am off of this stuff.",thats it i am off of this stuff,8 +142228,508,99,"Brandine Del Roy: Me too, sweetheart.",452000,TRUE,1875,4078,Brandine Del Roy,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,"Me too, sweetheart.",me too sweetheart,3 +142229,508,100,Brandine Del Roy: Kids?,454000,TRUE,1875,4078,Brandine Del Roy,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,Kids?,kids,1 +142230,508,101,"SPUCKLER KID: Yes, momma.",455000,TRUE,6131,4078,SPUCKLER KID,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,"Yes, momma.",yes momma,2 +142231,508,102,Brandine Del Roy: (LOOKS AT WOMB) No exceptions!,457000,TRUE,1875,4078,Brandine Del Roy,LADY GAGA EXPRESS,No exceptions!,no exceptions,2 +142232,508,103,(Springfield: ext. springfield - rail yards close to town),465000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142258,508,129,Homer Simpson: Where are they going with this?,590000,TRUE,2,375,Homer Simpson,Train Station,Where are they going with this?,where are they going with this,6 +142233,508,104,"Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman reporting live from the Springfield rail yards, where Lady Gaga's fabulous freighter has bumped and grinded its way into town. Suffice it to say, this is the most culturally significant train to stop here since the McKinley funeral cortege paused to pick up casket ice!",465000,TRUE,211,216,Kent Brockman,Springfield,"Kent Brockman reporting live from the Springfield rail yards, where Lady Gaga's fabulous freighter has bumped and grinded its way into town. Suffice it to say, this is the most culturally significant train to stop here since the McKinley funeral cortege paused to pick up casket ice!",kent brockman reporting live from the springfield rail yards where lady gagas fabulous freighter has bumped and grinded its way into town suffice it to say this is the most culturally significant train to stop here since the mckinley funeral cortege paused to pick up casket ice,47 +142234,508,105,"Marge Simpson: Now sweetie, don't make a big deal out of this. I stopped reading after ""TOP STUDENT"".",485000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,"Now sweetie, don't make a big deal out of this. I stopped reading after ""TOP STUDENT"".",now sweetie dont make a big deal out of this i stopped reading after top student,16 +142235,508,106,Homer Simpson: You wanna honk your jazz tube?,488000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,You wanna honk your jazz tube?,you wanna honk your jazz tube,6 +142236,508,107,"Lisa Simpson: (SAD MURMUR) What is the point? I think this is the end of me. All I had was my integrity. And now that's gone. (SOBS) I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I try not to cry till you're asleep.",493000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"What is the point? I think this is the end of me. All I had was my integrity. And now that's gone. I'm sorry, I'm so sorry. I try not to cry till you're asleep.",what is the point i think this is the end of me all i had was my integrity and now thats gone im sorry im so sorry i try not to cry till youre asleep,35 +142237,508,108,Homer Simpson: I appreciate that.,509000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,I appreciate that.,i appreciate that,3 +142238,508,109,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR),509000,FALSE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142239,508,110,"Lisa Simpson: (SOBBING) Look, if I could just spend a few days in my room without anyone trying to cheer me up, I think I might have a chance to...",509000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"Look, if I could just spend a few days in my room without anyone trying to cheer me up, I think I might have a chance to...",look if i could just spend a few days in my room without anyone trying to cheer me up i think i might have a chance to,27 +142240,508,111,"Homer Simpson: Hey, why don't we go see Lady Gaga? That'll turn your frown upside down.",520000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Hey, why don't we go see Lady Gaga? That'll turn your frown upside down.",hey why dont we go see lady gaga thatll turn your frown upside down,14 +142241,508,112,Lisa Simpson: It's not a frown. It is a straight line of resignation. Looks just the same upside down.,524000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,It's not a frown. It is a straight line of resignation. Looks just the same upside down.,its not a frown it is a straight line of resignation looks just the same upside down,17 +142242,508,113,Homer Simpson: (INTRIGUED) What are you talking about? Y-you're right!,530000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,What are you talking about? Y-you're right!,what are you talking about y-youre right,7 +142243,508,114,Homer Simpson: Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop!,533000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop!,voop voop voop voop,4 +142244,508,115,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, if you really wanna help, please stop trying to help.",535000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"Dad, if you really wanna help, please stop trying to help.",dad if you really wanna help please stop trying to help,11 +142245,508,116,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) I will, but you know me and my crazy number thing where I always have to get to seventeen. (QUICKLY) Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Whoops, I lost count. Better start again. Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop!",539000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"I will, but you know me and my crazy number thing where I always have to get to seventeen. Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop! Whoops, I lost count. Better start again. Voop! Voop! Voop! Voop!",i will but you know me and my crazy number thing where i always have to get to seventeen voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop voop whoops i lost count better start again voop voop voop voop,40 +142246,508,117,(Train Station: Ext. train station - a little later),553000,FALSE,NA,375,NA,Train Station,NA,NA,NA +142247,508,118,Crowd: (CHANTING) Ga-ga-oo-la-la! Ga-ga-ra-ma-ma!,553000,TRUE,75,375,Crowd,Train Station,Ga-ga-oo-la-la! Ga-ga-ra-ma-ma!,ga-ga-oo-la-la ga-ga-ra-ma-ma,2 +142248,508,119,CROWD OW: (CHANTING) Ga-ga-ra-ma-ma! Ga-ga-ra-ma-ma!,558000,TRUE,6132,375,CROWD OW,Train Station,Ga-ga-ra-ma-ma! Ga-ga-ra-ma-ma!,ga-ga-ra-ma-ma ga-ga-ra-ma-ma,2 +142249,508,120,"Homer Simpson: Hey Lisa, come on.",558000,TRUE,2,375,Homer Simpson,Train Station,"Hey Lisa, come on.",hey lisa come on,4 +142250,508,121,"Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry, I don't really want to be here.",560000,TRUE,9,375,Lisa Simpson,Train Station,"I'm sorry, I don't really want to be here.",im sorry i dont really want to be here,9 +142251,508,122,"Lady Gaga: Claws up, Springfield! Never forget you're all my Little Monsters!",566000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,"Claws up, Springfield! Never forget you're all my Little Monsters!",claws up springfield never forget youre all my little monsters,10 +142252,508,123,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.",571000,TRUE,17,375,Moe Szyslak,Train Station,"Uh, actually, I'm half monster, half Armenian. Pick your poison.",uh actually im half monster half armenian pick your poison,10 +142253,508,124,"Lady Gaga: And you should love yourselves as much as I love you, because...",575000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,"And you should love yourselves as much as I love you, because...",and you should love yourselves as much as i love you because,12 +142254,508,125,Moe Szyslak: Tell us in song!,579000,TRUE,17,375,Moe Szyslak,Train Station,Tell us in song!,tell us in song,4 +142255,508,126,Lady Gaga: (SINGS) BECAUSE...,579000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,BECAUSE...,because,1 +142256,508,127,"Moe Szyslak: With theatricality! Come on, I woke up for this!",581000,TRUE,17,375,Moe Szyslak,Train Station,"With theatricality! Come on, I woke up for this!",with theatricality come on i woke up for this,9 +142257,508,128,Crowd: Four! Three! Two!,586000,TRUE,75,375,Crowd,Train Station,Four! Three! Two!,four three two,3 +142259,508,130,Crowd: One!,591000,TRUE,75,375,Crowd,Train Station,One!,one,1 +142261,508,132,Lady Gaga: BUT EVERY MONSTER NEEDS TO FIND THAT SECRET DEEP INSIDE / THAT TRANSFORMS DOCTOR JEKYLL INTO SEXY MR. HYDE,622000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,BUT EVERY MONSTER NEEDS TO FIND THAT SECRET DEEP INSIDE / THAT TRANSFORMS DOCTOR JEKYLL INTO SEXY MR. HYDE,but every monster needs to find that secret deep inside that transforms doctor jekyll into sexy mr hyde,18 +142262,508,133,Lady Gaga: ALL MY MONSTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL...,641000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,ALL MY MONSTERS ARE BEAUTIFUL...,all my monsters are beautiful,5 +142263,508,134,Lady Gaga: DISCO STU-TIFUL...,645000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,DISCO STU-TIFUL...,disco stu-tiful,2 +142264,508,135,Lady Gaga: SQUARE ROOT-IFUL...,647000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,SQUARE ROOT-IFUL...,square root-iful,2 +142265,508,136,Lady Gaga: OLD COOT-IFUL...,649000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,OLD COOT-IFUL...,old coot-iful,2 +142266,508,137,"Grampa Simpson: I love you, Lady Zsa Zsa!",651000,TRUE,31,375,Grampa Simpson,Train Station,"I love you, Lady Zsa Zsa!",i love you lady zsa zsa,6 +142267,508,138,Lady Gaga: MONSTERS DON'T NEED IMPLANTS OR A BITCHIN' MONSTER CAR / MONSTERS ONLY NEED TO LOVE THE MONSTERS THAT THEY ARE,653000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,MONSTERS DON'T NEED IMPLANTS OR A BITCHIN' MONSTER CAR / MONSTERS ONLY NEED TO LOVE THE MONSTERS THAT THEY ARE,monsters dont need implants or a bitchin monster car monsters only need to love the monsters that they are,19 +142268,508,139,Lady Gaga: OH YEEAHH,663000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,OH YEEAHH,oh yeeahh,2 +142269,508,140,Lady Gaga: (SHOUTED) Gaga / Dada / Jawa / Peace!,664000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,Gaga / Dada / Jawa / Peace!,gaga dada jawa peace,4 +142270,508,141,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: (SOTTO, TO LISA) Lie Smeller! Lie Smeller!",674000,TRUE,145,375,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Train Station,Lie Smeller! Lie Smeller!,lie smeller lie smeller,4 +142271,508,142,Lisa Simpson: (SMALL SOBS),674000,FALSE,9,375,Lisa Simpson,Train Station,NA,NA,NA +142272,508,143,Lady Gaga: Does everybody love themselves?,680000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,Does everybody love themselves?,does everybody love themselves,4 +142273,508,144,Crowd: (ENTHUSIASTIC CHEERS),680000,FALSE,75,375,Crowd,Train Station,NA,NA,NA +142274,508,145,Lenny Leonard: (ENTHUSIASTIC) That kind of thing sounds hollow from anyone but you!,684000,TRUE,165,375,Lenny Leonard,Train Station,That kind of thing sounds hollow from anyone but you!,that kind of thing sounds hollow from anyone but you,10 +142275,508,146,Lady Gaga: Now we have to get going.,690000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,Now we have to get going.,now we have to get going,6 +142276,508,147,Lady Gaga: Wait a minute...,691000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,Wait a minute...,wait a minute,3 +142277,508,148,"Lady Gaga: No! No, no! (SHUDDERS, THEN SINGS POWERFUL MUSICAL NOTES)",691000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,"No! No, no!",no no no,3 +142278,508,149,"Lady Gaga: You! What's wrong, honey?",693000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,"You! What's wrong, honey?",you whats wrong honey,4 +142279,508,150,"Lisa Simpson: Please, I've had enough attention for one day!",704000,TRUE,9,375,Lisa Simpson,Train Station,"Please, I've had enough attention for one day!",please ive had enough attention for one day,8 +142280,508,151,"Lady Gaga: (TO CREW) Yo, lighting! I can't see the girl who's had enough attention!",708000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,"Yo, lighting! I can't see the girl who's had enough attention!",yo lighting i cant see the girl whos had enough attention,11 +142281,508,152,Lady Gaga: We should go to your house and talk! Incognito!,715000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,We should go to your house and talk! Incognito!,we should go to your house and talk incognito,9 +142282,508,153,Lisa Simpson: (MUTTERING) Oh God.,718000,TRUE,9,375,Lisa Simpson,Train Station,Oh God.,oh god,2 +142283,508,154,"Lady Gaga: Psst, it's me, Gaga. (WHISPERING) But no one must know.",721000,TRUE,6127,375,Lady Gaga,Train Station,"Psst, it's me, Gaga. But no one must know.",psst its me gaga but no one must know,9 +142284,508,155,Voice Chip: (MONOTONE) Gaga. Gaga. Gaga.,725000,TRUE,6133,375,Voice Chip,Train Station,Gaga. Gaga. Gaga.,gaga gaga gaga,3 +142285,508,156,(Evergreen Terrace: Ext. Evergreen terrace - afternoon),728000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +142286,508,157,Lady Gaga: So peaceful. Just the buzzing of the paparazzi.,728000,TRUE,6127,410,Lady Gaga,Evergreen Terrace,So peaceful. Just the buzzing of the paparazzi.,so peaceful just the buzzing of the paparazzi,8 +142287,508,158,"Lady Gaga: (BLASÉ) Hey, Gary. How's your wife and kids?",734000,TRUE,6127,410,Lady Gaga,Evergreen Terrace,"Hey, Gary. How's your wife and kids?",hey gary hows your wife and kids,7 +142288,508,159,Manhole Paparazzo: Still ashamed of me. Big smile!,736000,TRUE,6134,410,Manhole Paparazzo,Evergreen Terrace,Still ashamed of me. Big smile!,still ashamed of me big smile,6 +142289,508,160,Lisa Simpson: This is where I live.,738000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,This is where I live.,this is where i live,5 +142290,508,161,"Ned Flanders: (FRIENDLY) Well, hello! It's one of those music industry superstars who's turning our innocent children into ladies of the night.",740000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,"Well, hello! It's one of those music industry superstars who's turning our innocent children into ladies of the night.",well hello its one of those music industry superstars whos turning our innocent children into ladies of the night,19 +142291,508,162,Lady Gaga: What sweater drawer did you crawl out of?,742000,TRUE,6127,410,Lady Gaga,Evergreen Terrace,What sweater drawer did you crawl out of?,what sweater drawer did you crawl out of,8 +142292,508,163,"Ned Flanders: (CHUCKLES) Name's Ned Flanders, I've heard of you. Haven't seen so much skin since shedding season on a snake farm.",749000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,"Name's Ned Flanders, I've heard of you. Haven't seen so much skin since shedding season on a snake farm.",names ned flanders ive heard of you havent seen so much skin since shedding season on a snake farm,19 +142293,508,164,Lady Gaga: But all I'm saying is that everyone is beautiful--,755000,TRUE,6127,410,Lady Gaga,Evergreen Terrace,But all I'm saying is that everyone is beautiful--,but all im saying is that everyone is beautiful--,9 +142322,508,193,Marge Simpson: I'm afraid handholding isn't going to cheer me up.,913000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm afraid handholding isn't going to cheer me up.,im afraid handholding isnt going to cheer me up,9 +142294,508,165,"Ned Flanders: Yes, but Jesus said that... pretty much the same thing. Darnit, the Bible said the Devil would be attractive!",758000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,"Yes, but Jesus said that... pretty much the same thing. Darnit, the Bible said the Devil would be attractive!",yes but jesus said that pretty much the same thing darnit the bible said the devil would be attractive,19 +142295,508,166,Lady Gaga: What makes you think I'm the Devil?,765000,TRUE,6127,410,Lady Gaga,Evergreen Terrace,What makes you think I'm the Devil?,what makes you think im the devil,7 +142296,508,167,"Ned Flanders: (MOPPING BROW) Unless you're gonna slap some wieners on those, turn 'em off!",769000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,"Unless you're gonna slap some wieners on those, turn 'em off!",unless youre gonna slap some wieners on those turn em off,11 +142297,508,168,"Ned Flanders: Joke's on you, I needed a trim!",773000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,"Joke's on you, I needed a trim!",jokes on you i needed a trim,7 +142298,508,169,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - evening -),784000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142299,508,170,"Lady Gaga: (SEVERAL AGGRAVATED NOISES, THEN:) Bastards!",784000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,Bastards!,bastards,1 +142300,508,171,"Lady Gaga: Lisa, look at me. So what if your number one supporter is you? That's how it should be. I had some very tough times myself before I became a superstar at age twenty-two. Everything is gonna be fine. (IMPATIENT) You better yet?",785000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"Lisa, look at me. So what if your number one supporter is you? That's how it should be. I had some very tough times myself before I became a superstar at age twenty-two. Everything is gonna be fine. You better yet?",lisa look at me so what if your number one supporter is you thats how it should be i had some very tough times myself before i became a superstar at age twenty-two everything is gonna be fine you better yet,41 +142301,508,172,"Lady Gaga: Sorry, gotta answer this text.",800000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"Sorry, gotta answer this text.",sorry gotta answer this text,5 +142302,508,173,"Lisa Simpson: (GLUM) Please, take your time.",804000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Please, take your time.",please take your time,4 +142303,508,174,Lady Gaga: You know what you need?,807000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,You know what you need?,you know what you need,5 +142304,508,175,Lisa Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Solitude?,809000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Solitude?,solitude,1 +142305,508,176,Lady Gaga: Flash mob.,809000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,Flash mob.,flash mob,2 +142306,508,177,"Lady Gaga: Now, Lisa, if that didn't fundamentally change who you are, I don't know what.",814000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"Now, Lisa, if that didn't fundamentally change who you are, I don't know what.",now lisa if that didnt fundamentally change who you are i dont know what,14 +142307,508,178,"""Just Stamp the Ticket"" Man: You idiots! She meant we should disperse.",826000,TRUE,943,5,"""Just Stamp the Ticket"" Man",Simpson Home,You idiots! She meant we should disperse.,you idiots she meant we should disperse,7 +142308,508,179,"Lady Gaga: Lisa, you un-tattooed little miracle, I'm not leaving here until I restore your sense of hope.",832000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"Lisa, you un-tattooed little miracle, I'm not leaving here until I restore your sense of hope.",lisa you un-tattooed little miracle im not leaving here until i restore your sense of hope,16 +142309,508,180,"Lady Gaga: (BEAT) Come on, say something.",839000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"Come on, say something.",come on say something,4 +142310,508,181,"Lisa Simpson: Let me explain. I have a chance for a grim but tolerable life, but only if I give up hope. Now if you don't mind, and with all due worship, I would like to be alone.",839000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Let me explain. I have a chance for a grim but tolerable life, but only if I give up hope. Now if you don't mind, and with all due worship, I would like to be alone.",let me explain i have a chance for a grim but tolerable life but only if i give up hope now if you dont mind and with all due worship i would like to be alone,36 +142311,508,182,"Bart Simpson: Lady Gaga, meet your biggest threat: Baby Googoo.",850000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lady Gaga, meet your biggest threat: Baby Googoo.",lady gaga meet your biggest threat baby googoo,8 +142312,508,183,Lisa Simpson: (MUFFLED) Can I please be alone?,856000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I please be alone?,can i please be alone,5 +142313,508,184,"Lisa Simpson: Well, it worked once.",869000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it worked once.",well it worked once,4 +142314,508,185,"Lady Gaga: So, any ideas about Lisa?",877000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"So, any ideas about Lisa?",so any ideas about lisa,5 +142315,508,186,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I never have any idea what to do for Lisa. To be the mother of someone who's so smart and so sensitive and who beautifully plays an instrument (SOTTO) I don't really care for. (STARTING TO SOB) It's so hard.,877000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I never have any idea what to do for Lisa. To be the mother of someone who's so smart and so sensitive and who beautifully plays an instrument I don't really care for. It's so hard.,i never have any idea what to do for lisa to be the mother of someone whos so smart and so sensitive and who beautifully plays an instrument i dont really care for its so hard,36 +142316,508,187,"Marge Simpson: I wish I was one of those young women who could just wave their hands in front of their eyes and not cry, 'cause it doesn't work for me.",896000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I wish I was one of those young women who could just wave their hands in front of their eyes and not cry, 'cause it doesn't work for me.",i wish i was one of those young women who could just wave their hands in front of their eyes and not cry cause it doesnt work for me,29 +142317,508,188,"Lady Gaga: (REPEATED FRUSTRATED NOISES) / (REPEATED COMFORTING ""MARGE""'S)",896000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,/,NA,0 +142318,508,189,Marge Simpson: (VERY STARTLED NOISE),896000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142319,508,190,"Lady Gaga: Marge, take it easy.",909000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"Marge, take it easy.",marge take it easy,4 +142320,508,191,Marge Simpson: (APPROVING MURMUR),909000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142321,508,192,Lady Gaga: It's just human contact.,909000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,It's just human contact.,its just human contact,4 +142593,509,181,Homer Simpson: (VERY OUT OF BREATH) No.,781000,TRUE,2,4085,Homer Simpson,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,No.,no,1 +142323,508,194,"Lady Gaga: Well, maybe this will.",917000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"Well, maybe this will.",well maybe this will,4 +142324,508,195,Marge Simpson: (FLUSHED) Homer!,922000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +142325,508,196,(Simpson Master Bedroom: INT. SIMPSONS MASTER BEDROOM - night),924000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +142326,508,197,Homer Simpson: Wow. Wow. This is like the night Hillary won the New Hampshire Primary.,924000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Wow. Wow. This is like the night Hillary won the New Hampshire Primary.,wow wow this is like the night hillary won the new hampshire primary,13 +142327,508,198,(Simpson Home: eXT. sIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - establishing),931000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142328,508,199,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE) Lisa snuck out.,931000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa snuck out.,lisa snuck out,3 +142329,508,200,Lady Gaga: I'm going after her.,933000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,I'm going after her.,im going after her,4 +142330,508,201,Marge Simpson: What are you gonna say?,933000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you gonna say?,what are you gonna say,5 +142331,508,202,Lady Gaga: I'll just tell her that...,938000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,I'll just tell her that...,ill just tell her that,5 +142332,508,203,"Lady Gaga: Stop it, Homer! Some of that meat is me.",940000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,"Stop it, Homer! Some of that meat is me.",stop it homer some of that meat is me,9 +142333,508,204,Homer Simpson: Can I just trim the hem?,941000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I just trim the hem?,can i just trim the hem,6 +142334,508,205,Lady Gaga: (ROLLS EYES) It's yours.,944000,TRUE,6127,5,Lady Gaga,Simpson Home,It's yours.,its yours,2 +142335,508,206,(Springfield: ext. springfield - playground - day),950000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142336,508,207,"Bart Simpson: Oh good, she's playing.",950000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Oh good, she's playing.",oh good shes playing,4 +142337,508,208,"Milhouse Van Houten: Not so good. It's ""Lisa Roulette.""",952000,TRUE,25,216,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield,"Not so good. It's ""Lisa Roulette.""",not so good its lisa roulette,6 +142338,508,209,Nelson Muntz: Don't let her getcha!,952000,TRUE,101,216,Nelson Muntz,Springfield,Don't let her getcha!,dont let her getcha,4 +142339,508,210,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Her eyes shoot loser lasers! (MOCK DIES),958000,TRUE,145,216,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield,Her eyes shoot loser lasers!,her eyes shoot loser lasers,5 +142340,508,211,Egg Bearers: (CHANTING) There is no over the top... There is no over the top...,965000,TRUE,6135,216,Egg Bearers,Springfield,There is no over the top... There is no over the top...,there is no over the top there is no over the top,12 +142341,508,212,"Jimbo Jones: Run! With an egg that big, there's gotta be an even bigger chicken!",968000,TRUE,144,216,Jimbo Jones,Springfield,"Run! With an egg that big, there's gotta be an even bigger chicken!",run with an egg that big theres gotta be an even bigger chicken,13 +142342,508,213,Lady Gaga: (BACK TO CAMERA) Lisa?,975000,TRUE,6127,216,Lady Gaga,Springfield,Lisa?,lisa,1 +142343,508,214,Lady Gaga: Lisa! Listen to me. This pity party's being shut down by the smile police. Here's what you're gonna do:,977000,TRUE,6127,216,Lady Gaga,Springfield,Lisa! Listen to me. This pity party's being shut down by the smile police. Here's what you're gonna do:,lisa listen to me this pity partys being shut down by the smile police heres what youre gonna do,19 +142344,508,215,Lisa Simpson: (SNAPPING) Why do you keep telling me what I'm gonna do? This isn't about me.,985000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Why do you keep telling me what I'm gonna do? This isn't about me.,why do you keep telling me what im gonna do this isnt about me,14 +142345,508,216,"Lady Gaga: Well, who else would it be about?",989000,TRUE,6127,216,Lady Gaga,Springfield,"Well, who else would it be about?",well who else would it be about,7 +142346,508,217,"Lisa Simpson: You! It's about (IMITATING GAGA) Hello, hello, Springfield. It's me, Gaga! Why is everyone looking at my purple hair full of bluebirds?",989000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"You! It's about Hello, hello, Springfield. It's me, Gaga! Why is everyone looking at my purple hair full of bluebirds?",you its about hello hello springfield its me gaga why is everyone looking at my purple hair full of bluebirds,20 +142347,508,218,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I denounce thee!",991000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"Well, I denounce thee!",well i denounce thee,4 +142348,508,219,Lady Gaga: Wha?!,991000,TRUE,6127,216,Lady Gaga,Springfield,Wha?!,wha,1 +142349,508,220,Lisa Simpson: I denounce thee for giving people ambitions they cannot fulfill! And I denounce thee for positing a world where social acceptance and walking on heels are easy!,1005000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,I denounce thee for giving people ambitions they cannot fulfill! And I denounce thee for positing a world where social acceptance and walking on heels are easy!,i denounce thee for giving people ambitions they cannot fulfill and i denounce thee for positing a world where social acceptance and walking on heels are easy,27 +142350,508,221,"Egg Bearer: Please, may we kill the kid?!",1014000,TRUE,6136,216,Egg Bearer,Springfield,"Please, may we kill the kid?!",please may we kill the kid,6 +142351,508,222,Lisa Simpson: I denounce thee! I denounce thee! I denounce thee!,1017000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,I denounce thee! I denounce thee! I denounce thee!,i denounce thee i denounce thee i denounce thee,9 +142352,508,223,"Lady Gaga: Whoa. Easy, little monster.",1020000,TRUE,6127,216,Lady Gaga,Springfield,"Whoa. Easy, little monster.",whoa easy little monster,4 +142353,508,224,"Lisa Simpson: Don't ""monster"" me.",1023000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"Don't ""monster"" me.",dont monster me,3 +142354,508,225,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (GASP),1023000,FALSE,145,216,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142355,508,226,Lady Gaga: (STUNNED) Whatever you say. (SOBS),1027000,TRUE,6127,216,Lady Gaga,Springfield,Whatever you say.,whatever you say,3 +142356,508,227,Lisa Simpson: (STARTLED) Are you crying... glitter?,1033000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Are you crying... glitter?,are you crying glitter,4 +142357,508,228,Lady Gaga: (SADLY) Tiny diamonds. Hurts like hell.,1035000,TRUE,6127,216,Lady Gaga,Springfield,Tiny diamonds. Hurts like hell.,tiny diamonds hurts like hell,5 +142624,509,212,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS),893000,FALSE,9,3171,Lisa Simpson,NEW YORK,NA,NA,NA +142358,508,229,Egg Bearers: Gaga-Gaga-Gaga-Gaga-Gaga--(ETC.),1038000,TRUE,6135,216,Egg Bearers,Springfield,Gaga-Gaga-Gaga-Gaga-Gaga--,gaga-gaga-gaga-gaga-gaga--,1 +142359,508,230,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - early evening - establishing),1045000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142360,508,231,"Homer Simpson: Okay Lisa, comin' up to make things better!",1045000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay Lisa, comin' up to make things better!",okay lisa comin up to make things better,8 +142361,508,232,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I'm almost there... upward, ever upward... stay hydrated... (MOANS) I'm on the wrong tree... Okay, try again... here we go, okay... (MOANS)",1048000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, I'm almost there... upward, ever upward... stay hydrated... I'm on the wrong tree... Okay, try again... here we go, okay...",okay im almost there upward ever upward stay hydrated im on the wrong tree okay try again here we go okay,21 +142362,508,233,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, can you come down?",1061000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, can you come down?",lisa can you come down,5 +142363,508,234,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS),1061000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142364,508,235,(Bart's Treehouse: Ext. treehouse - a little later),1067000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +142365,508,236,"Homer Simpson: Sweetie, I've been thinking. Now, this all started because you used a fake name to defend yourself. The problem's not that you were cheating...it's that you got caught.",1067000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Sweetie, I've been thinking. Now, this all started because you used a fake name to defend yourself. The problem's not that you were cheating...it's that you got caught.",sweetie ive been thinking now this all started because you used a fake name to defend yourself the problems not that you were cheatingits that you got caught,28 +142366,508,237,"Homer Simpson: I cheat on my diet but nobody knows 'cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death. So, honey, what do you say?",1081000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"I cheat on my diet but nobody knows 'cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death. So, honey, what do you say?",i cheat on my diet but nobody knows cause the damage is on the inside and the first warning sign is sudden death so honey what do you say,29 +142367,508,238,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, thank you. Like always, the fact that I could tune you out without fearing I'd miss out on something, gave me the time to take stock, and realize how ungrateful I have been. Which means I've got a train to catch.",1091000,TRUE,9,84,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Dad, thank you. Like always, the fact that I could tune you out without fearing I'd miss out on something, gave me the time to take stock, and realize how ungrateful I have been. Which means I've got a train to catch.",dad thank you like always the fact that i could tune you out without fearing id miss out on something gave me the time to take stock and realize how ungrateful i have been which means ive got a train to catch,42 +142368,508,239,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Parenting. It's the one job you always know you're doing right.,1105000,TRUE,2,84,Homer Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Parenting. It's the one job you always know you're doing right.,parenting its the one job you always know youre doing right,11 +142369,508,240,(Springfield Union Station: ext. springfield train station - day),1112000,FALSE,NA,3660,NA,Springfield Union Station,NA,NA,NA +142370,508,241,"Lady Gaga: (SADLY) So long, Springfield. You are my Waterloo.",1112000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,"So long, Springfield. You are my Waterloo.",so long springfield you are my waterloo,7 +142371,508,242,Crowd: (CHEERS),1112000,FALSE,75,3660,Crowd,Springfield Union Station,NA,NA,NA +142372,508,243,Lady Gaga: And now I'm just going to lie in bed and eat Fruit Roll-ups.,1117000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,And now I'm just going to lie in bed and eat Fruit Roll-ups.,and now im just going to lie in bed and eat fruit roll-ups,13 +142373,508,244,Comic Book Guy: (PUZZLED) Why is she doing in defeat what I do in victory?,1121000,TRUE,801,3660,Comic Book Guy,Springfield Union Station,Why is she doing in defeat what I do in victory?,why is she doing in defeat what i do in victory,11 +142374,508,245,Lisa Simpson: Gaga!,1128000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,Gaga!,gaga,1 +142375,508,246,Lady Gaga: Lisa?,1129000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,Lisa?,lisa,1 +142376,508,247,Lady Gaga: Why are you here?,1130000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,Why are you here?,why are you here,4 +142377,508,248,Lisa Simpson: To thank you!,1132000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,To thank you!,to thank you,3 +142378,508,249,Lady Gaga: For what?,1133000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,For what?,for what,2 +142379,508,250,"Lisa Simpson: Look at me! You did help me, by allowing me to inappropriately focus eight years of rage and rejection on you. It was like a great sneeze. And now I can say what's good about me. And I can say it as Lisa Simpson! (MUCH SOFTER) Just not that loud.",1134000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,"Look at me! You did help me, by allowing me to inappropriately focus eight years of rage and rejection on you. It was like a great sneeze. And now I can say what's good about me. And I can say it as Lisa Simpson! Just not that loud.",look at me you did help me by allowing me to inappropriately focus eight years of rage and rejection on you it was like a great sneeze and now i can say whats good about me and i can say it as lisa simpson just not that loud,48 +142380,508,251,Lady Gaga: Go ahead.,1148000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,Go ahead.,go ahead,2 +142381,508,252,"Lisa Simpson: (QUICKLY, QUIETLY) Well, I'm smart, nice, tolerant, funny but not ""mean funny,"" and I never forget a birthday, even for kids who move away.",1150000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,"Well, I'm smart, nice, tolerant, funny but not ""mean funny,"" and I never forget a birthday, even for kids who move away.",well im smart nice tolerant funny but not mean funny and i never forget a birthday even for kids who move away,22 +142382,508,253,"Lady Gaga: Now Lisa, there's only one last thing you have to do to be a Little Monster!",1157000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,"Now Lisa, there's only one last thing you have to do to be a Little Monster!",now lisa theres only one last thing you have to do to be a little monster,16 +142383,508,254,Lisa Simpson: I'll do anything but sing!,1161000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,I'll do anything but sing!,ill do anything but sing,5 +142384,508,255,Lady Gaga: You're gonna sing!,1163000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,You're gonna sing!,youre gonna sing,3 +142385,508,256,"Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) I USED TO THINK THAT I WAS STUPID, WORTHLESS, WEAK, AND WRONG",1172000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,"I USED TO THINK THAT I WAS STUPID, WORTHLESS, WEAK, AND WRONG",i used to think that i was stupid worthless weak and wrong,12 +142386,508,257,Lisa Simpson: A MOCKINGBIRD WITHOUT A SONG...,1177000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,A MOCKINGBIRD WITHOUT A SONG...,a mockingbird without a song,5 +142387,508,258,Lisa Simpson: I WAS SMALL INSIDE AND LACKING PRIDE...,1180000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,I WAS SMALL INSIDE AND LACKING PRIDE...,i was small inside and lacking pride,7 +142388,508,259,Lisa Simpson: ON A ONE-WAY TRAIN TO BE MILHOUSE'S BRIDE...,1184000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,ON A ONE-WAY TRAIN TO BE MILHOUSE'S BRIDE...,on a one-way train to be milhouses bride,8 +142389,508,260,Milhouse Van Houten: End the song! End it right here!,1187000,TRUE,25,3660,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Union Station,End the song! End it right here!,end the song end it right here,7 +142390,508,261,"Lisa Simpson: I LOVE NPR, AND JAZZ GUITAR...",1190000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,"I LOVE NPR, AND JAZZ GUITAR...",i love npr and jazz guitar,6 +142391,508,262,Lisa Simpson: SOME DAY I'LL DESIGN A SOLAR CAR!,1192000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,SOME DAY I'LL DESIGN A SOLAR CAR!,some day ill design a solar car,7 +142392,508,263,"Lisa Simpson: THAT'S RIGHT, I'M LISA SIMPSON, SUPERSTAR!",1194000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,"THAT'S RIGHT, I'M LISA SIMPSON, SUPERSTAR!",thats right im lisa simpson superstar,6 +142393,508,264,Lady Gaga: YOU'VE GOT A GREAT BIG HEART,1198000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,YOU'VE GOT A GREAT BIG HEART,youve got a great big heart,6 +142394,508,265,Lady Gaga: IT'S AT THE TOP OF MY CHART...,1200000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,IT'S AT THE TOP OF MY CHART...,its at the top of my chart,7 +142395,508,266,Lisa Simpson: LISA SIMPSON / LISA SIMPSON,1204000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,LISA SIMPSON / LISA SIMPSON,lisa simpson lisa simpson,4 +142396,508,267,Lisa Simpson: LISA SIMPSON SUPERSTAR!,1208000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,LISA SIMPSON SUPERSTAR!,lisa simpson superstar,3 +142397,508,268,Lisa Simpson: LISA SIMPSON / LISA SIMPSON...,1211000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,LISA SIMPSON / LISA SIMPSON...,lisa simpson lisa simpson,4 +142398,508,269,Lisa Simpson: LISA SIMPSON SUPERSTAR!,1215000,TRUE,9,3660,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Union Station,LISA SIMPSON SUPERSTAR!,lisa simpson superstar,3 +142399,508,270,Lady Gaga: YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR!,1218000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,YOU'RE A SUPERSTAR!,youre a superstar,3 +142400,508,271,"Moe Szyslak: Wait, wait! (EXTREMELY DESPERATE) Waiiit!",1221000,TRUE,17,3660,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Union Station,"Wait, wait! Waiiit!",wait wait waiiit,3 +142401,508,272,Moe Szyslak: Can you help me with my self-esteem?,1226000,TRUE,17,3660,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Union Station,Can you help me with my self-esteem?,can you help me with my self-esteem,7 +142402,508,273,Lady Gaga: I'm not that good.,1228000,TRUE,6127,3660,Lady Gaga,Springfield Union Station,I'm not that good.,im not that good,4 +142403,508,274,"Moe Szyslak: (STOPPING) Right, gotcha.",1229000,TRUE,17,3660,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Union Station,"Right, gotcha.",right gotcha,2 +142404,508,275,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - DAY),1234000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142405,508,276,"Lisa Simpson: (TO SELF, HAPPILY) And the best thing is, even if they weren't waving, it would be okay.",1234000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"And the best thing is, even if they weren't waving, it would be okay.",and the best thing is even if they werent waving it would be okay,14 +142406,508,277,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield),1239000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142407,508,278,"Narrator: I bet a lot of folks are wondering, did this story really happen? Well, it did. And I know because I was one of Gaga's dancers. The one with the spangliest crotch.",1239000,TRUE,56,216,Narrator,Springfield,"I bet a lot of folks are wondering, did this story really happen? Well, it did. And I know because I was one of Gaga's dancers. The one with the spangliest crotch.",i bet a lot of folks are wondering did this story really happen well it did and i know because i was one of gagas dancers the one with the spangliest crotch,32 +142408,508,279,Grampa Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISES),1239000,FALSE,31,216,Grampa Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142409,508,280,Grampa Simpson: Higher! (LAUGHS),1251000,TRUE,31,216,Grampa Simpson,Springfield,Higher!,higher,1 +142410,508,281,"Announcer: I'm speaking fast because I'm so excited. Seeing Maggie Simpson in her first starring role in ""The Longest Daycare"" in 3D before Ice Age Continental Drift, only in theaters! We've already done the hardest part: making the poster!",1261000,TRUE,33,216,Announcer,Springfield,"I'm speaking fast because I'm so excited. Seeing Maggie Simpson in her first starring role in ""The Longest Daycare"" in 3D before Ice Age Continental Drift, only in theaters! We've already done the hardest part: making the poster!",im speaking fast because im so excited seeing maggie simpson in her first starring role in the longest daycare in 3d before ice age continental drift only in theaters weve already done the hardest part making the poster,38 +142411,508,282,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS) I LOVE MY HOMER FACE YEAH THAT'S WHAT I SAID / RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD BE ON THE FRONT OF MY HEAD / STUBBLE, MUZZLE, OVERBITE, TWO EYES THAT REALLY BUG / THESE ARE THE COMPONENTS OF MY HOMER-RIFFIC MUG / D'OH, OOOH, D'OH, OOOH, / I SHAVE IT CLOSE, TRIM HAIRS FROM MY NOSE / D'OH, OOOH, D'OH, OOOH, I CLEAN MY EARS, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I HEARS / I LIKE MY / I LIKE MY / I REALLY LIKE MY HOMER FACE",1261000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"I LOVE MY HOMER FACE YEAH THAT'S WHAT I SAID / RIGHT WHERE IT SHOULD BE ON THE FRONT OF MY HEAD / STUBBLE, MUZZLE, OVERBITE, TWO EYES THAT REALLY BUG / THESE ARE THE COMPONENTS OF MY HOMER-RIFFIC MUG / D'OH, OOOH, D'OH, OOOH, / I SHAVE IT CLOSE, TRIM HAIRS FROM MY NOSE / D'OH, OOOH, D'OH, OOOH, I CLEAN MY EARS, 'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I HEARS / I LIKE MY / I LIKE MY / I REALLY LIKE MY HOMER FACE",i love my homer face yeah thats what i said right where it should be on the front of my head stubble muzzle overbite two eyes that really bug these are the components of my homer-riffic mug doh oooh doh oooh i shave it close trim hairs from my nose doh oooh doh oooh i clean my ears cause thats how i hears i like my i like my i really like my homer face,75 +142412,509,0,(Springfield Streets: Ext. Springfield streets - day),88000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +142413,509,1,"Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman at the First Annual Springfield Grand Prix, which like all our town's showcase events is not only poorly-planned -- it's horribly-executed!",88000,TRUE,211,1033,Kent Brockman,Springfield Streets,"This is Kent Brockman at the First Annual Springfield Grand Prix, which like all our town's showcase events is not only poorly-planned -- it's horribly-executed!",this is kent brockman at the first annual springfield grand prix which like all our towns showcase events is not only poorly-planned -- its horribly-executed,25 +142414,509,2,"Ken Burns: The Making of the Empire State Building, Part One... The Basement.",102000,TRUE,3772,1033,Ken Burns,Springfield Streets,"The Making of the Empire State Building, Part One... The Basement.",the making of the empire state building part one the basement,11 +142415,509,3,(Springfield: ext. springfield - another street),123000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142416,509,4,Cat Lady: (SPINNING CRAZY CAT LADY NOISES),123000,FALSE,2502,216,Cat Lady,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142417,509,5,"Crowd In Bleachers: (TOUCHED ""AWW"")",123000,FALSE,6137,216,Crowd In Bleachers,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142418,509,6,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - continuous),123000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +142419,509,7,(Simpson Car: Int. simpsons car - continuous),123000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +142420,509,8,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) Wait for the gap... wait for the gap...,123000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Wait for the gap... wait for the gap...,wait for the gap wait for the gap,8 +142421,509,9,"Marge Simpson: Homer, we can buy scotch tape tomorrow!",126000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"Homer, we can buy scotch tape tomorrow!",homer we can buy scotch tape tomorrow,7 +142422,509,10,Homer Simpson: There's the gap!,129000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,There's the gap!,theres the gap,3 +142423,509,11,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS),129000,FALSE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +142424,509,12,Homer Simpson: Gap's too small!,131000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Gap's too small!,gaps too small,3 +142425,509,13,"Lisa Simpson: (STOPPING, THEN REVERSING SCREAMS)",131000,FALSE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +142426,509,14,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) A peloton?,135000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,A peloton?,a peloton,2 +142427,509,15,"Kent Brockman: Apparently, today is also the final stage of the Tour de Springfield bike race!",137000,TRUE,211,151,Kent Brockman,Simpson Car,"Apparently, today is also the final stage of the Tour de Springfield bike race!",apparently today is also the final stage of the tour de springfield bike race,14 +142428,509,16,"Chief Wiggum: Hey, that's some fancy riding.",143000,TRUE,71,151,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Car,"Hey, that's some fancy riding.",hey thats some fancy riding,5 +142429,509,17,(Springfield Town Square: Ext. Springfield TOWN SQUARE - night - establishing),154000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +142430,509,18,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Truthfully, today there were no losers -- and no winners, since both finish lines were tangled up in this unholy mess.",154000,TRUE,240,493,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Square,"Truthfully, today there were no losers -- and no winners, since both finish lines were tangled up in this unholy mess.",truthfully today there were no losers -- and no winners since both finish lines were tangled up in this unholy mess,21 +142431,509,19,Bart Simpson: I hear tapping from inside.,163000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,I hear tapping from inside.,i hear tapping from inside,5 +142432,509,20,Crowd: (CONCERNED MURMURS),163000,FALSE,75,493,Crowd,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +142433,509,21,Homer Simpson: What's goin' on?,164000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,What's goin' on?,whats goin on,3 +142434,509,22,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Well, let's all start tapping... our toes to the sounds of Scab Calloway and his Non-Union Band.",166000,TRUE,240,493,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Square,"Well, let's all start tapping... our toes to the sounds of Scab Calloway and his Non-Union Band.",well lets all start tapping our toes to the sounds of scab calloway and his non-union band,17 +142435,509,23,Chief Wiggum: Keep it down in there!,175000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,Keep it down in there!,keep it down in there,5 +142436,509,24,(BANQUET TENT: int. banquet tent - continuous),181000,FALSE,NA,4079,NA,BANQUET TENT,NA,NA,NA +142437,509,25,"Bart Simpson: So, is this a date date, or just a meaningless friend thing?",181000,TRUE,8,4079,Bart Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"So, is this a date date, or just a meaningless friend thing?",so is this a date date or just a meaningless friend thing,12 +142438,509,26,Lisa Simpson: Meaningless friend thing.,185000,TRUE,9,4079,Lisa Simpson,BANQUET TENT,Meaningless friend thing.,meaningless friend thing,3 +142439,509,27,Milhouse Van Houten: (OVERLAPPING) True love super-date.,185000,TRUE,25,4079,Milhouse Van Houten,BANQUET TENT,True love super-date.,true love super-date,3 +142440,509,28,"Bart Simpson: Well, if you two ever get serious and have a baby, it'll look something like this.",188000,TRUE,8,4079,Bart Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"Well, if you two ever get serious and have a baby, it'll look something like this.",well if you two ever get serious and have a baby itll look something like this,16 +142441,509,29,Milhouse Van Houten: Don't listen to Uncle Bart! Lisa and I will raise you in a house of love.,196000,TRUE,25,4079,Milhouse Van Houten,BANQUET TENT,Don't listen to Uncle Bart! Lisa and I will raise you in a house of love.,dont listen to uncle bart lisa and i will raise you in a house of love,16 +142442,509,30,Lisa Simpson: We're not having a baby!,200000,TRUE,9,4079,Lisa Simpson,BANQUET TENT,We're not having a baby!,were not having a baby,5 +142443,509,31,Milhouse Van Houten: (UPSET) Jimmy!,203000,TRUE,25,4079,Milhouse Van Houten,BANQUET TENT,Jimmy!,jimmy,1 +142444,509,32,"Lisa Simpson: Oh brother. (TO MILHOUSE, ANNOYED) Let's dance.",204000,TRUE,9,4079,Lisa Simpson,BANQUET TENT,Oh brother. Let's dance.,oh brother lets dance,4 +142445,509,33,Bart Simpson: (POINTING) Geek leak! (LAUGHS),210000,TRUE,8,4079,Bart Simpson,BANQUET TENT,Geek leak!,geek leak,2 +142446,509,34,Lisa Simpson: Hey Bart? At least I've got a date!,214000,TRUE,9,4079,Lisa Simpson,BANQUET TENT,Hey Bart? At least I've got a date!,hey bart at least ive got a date,8 +142625,509,213,(Central Park: ext. central park - Delacorte theater - early evening),913000,FALSE,NA,1667,NA,Central Park,NA,NA,NA +142447,509,35,"Bart Simpson: Dance with me, please. I need to zing my sister.",218000,TRUE,8,4079,Bart Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"Dance with me, please. I need to zing my sister.",dance with me please i need to zing my sister,10 +142448,509,36,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (STERN) Okay, but you have to do your homework. (BEAT) Just kidding. I've given up on that.",221000,TRUE,40,4079,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,BANQUET TENT,"Okay, but you have to do your homework. Just kidding. I've given up on that.",okay but you have to do your homework just kidding ive given up on that,15 +142449,509,37,"Bart Simpson: Just move your girdle, Yertel.",226000,TRUE,8,4079,Bart Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"Just move your girdle, Yertel.",just move your girdle yertel,5 +142450,509,38,"Bart Simpson: Hey Lis -- your dance partner just made the cover of ""Dorks Illustrated"" Magazine.",228000,TRUE,8,4079,Bart Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"Hey Lis -- your dance partner just made the cover of ""Dorks Illustrated"" Magazine.",hey lis -- your dance partner just made the cover of dorks illustrated magazine,14 +142451,509,39,"Milhouse Van Houten: I know that's a zing, but still -- the cover!",233000,TRUE,25,4079,Milhouse Van Houten,BANQUET TENT,"I know that's a zing, but still -- the cover!",i know thats a zing but still -- the cover,10 +142452,509,40,"Lisa Simpson: Now you listen to me, Bart. Milhouse may not be the perfect date...",237000,TRUE,9,4079,Lisa Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"Now you listen to me, Bart. Milhouse may not be the perfect date...",now you listen to me bart milhouse may not be the perfect date,13 +142453,509,41,"Milhouse Van Houten: Please let there be a ""but"" coming. Please!",241000,TRUE,25,4079,Milhouse Van Houten,BANQUET TENT,"Please let there be a ""but"" coming. Please!",please let there be a but coming please,8 +142454,509,42,Lisa Simpson: But...,243000,TRUE,9,4079,Lisa Simpson,BANQUET TENT,But...,but,1 +142455,509,43,Milhouse Van Houten: Landed it!,243000,TRUE,25,4079,Milhouse Van Houten,BANQUET TENT,Landed it!,landed it,2 +142456,509,44,Lisa Simpson: (TO BART) At least I'm with someone who tries a little too hard because he really likes me. (GENTLY STOPS MILHOUSE),247000,TRUE,9,4079,Lisa Simpson,BANQUET TENT,At least I'm with someone who tries a little too hard because he really likes me.,at least im with someone who tries a little too hard because he really likes me,16 +142457,509,45,"Bart Simpson: (STOPS DANCING) Hey, plenty of babes have docked at Porto de Barto.",251000,TRUE,8,4079,Bart Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"Hey, plenty of babes have docked at Porto de Barto.",hey plenty of babes have docked at porto de barto,10 +142458,509,46,"Lisa Simpson: (STOPS DANCING) Yeah, for about a week. But as soon as they get to know the real you, they departo de Barto. (BEAT) And that's why you're alone tonight.",255000,TRUE,9,4079,Lisa Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"Yeah, for about a week. But as soon as they get to know the real you, they departo de Barto. And that's why you're alone tonight.",yeah for about a week but as soon as they get to know the real you they departo de barto and thats why youre alone tonight,26 +142459,509,47,"Bart Simpson: Oh my God, is that true?",264000,TRUE,8,4079,Bart Simpson,BANQUET TENT,"Oh my God, is that true?",oh my god is that true,6 +142460,509,48,"Moe Szyslak: I'm afraid Lisa's right, son. If the late, great Nora Ephron taught us anything... (PANICKED) Oh! What's my other inflatable doll doing here?",267000,TRUE,17,4079,Moe Szyslak,BANQUET TENT,"I'm afraid Lisa's right, son. If the late, great Nora Ephron taught us anything... Oh! What's my other inflatable doll doing here?",im afraid lisas right son if the late great nora ephron taught us anything oh whats my other inflatable doll doing here,22 +142461,509,49,Moe Szyslak: (TO OFFSCREEN DOLL) What? What? I ain't here with no one.,278000,TRUE,17,4079,Moe Szyslak,BANQUET TENT,What? What? I ain't here with no one.,what what i aint here with no one,8 +142462,509,50,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - simpson house - day),290000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +142463,509,51,"Bart Simpson: Oh man, Lisa's right -- none of these relationships lasted very long. (FLIPS) Three days, one recess, half a field trip... why did I have to get so needy at the planetarium?",290000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Oh man, Lisa's right -- none of these relationships lasted very long. Three days, one recess, half a field trip... why did I have to get so needy at the planetarium?",oh man lisas right -- none of these relationships lasted very long three days one recess half a field trip why did i have to get so needy at the planetarium,31 +142464,509,52,"Homer Simpson: Boy, if anyone needs me I'll be taking a popcorn bath. It's a thing I read about in a Men's Health magazine in a dream.",301000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Boy, if anyone needs me I'll be taking a popcorn bath. It's a thing I read about in a Men's Health magazine in a dream.",boy if anyone needs me ill be taking a popcorn bath its a thing i read about in a mens health magazine in a dream,25 +142465,509,53,"Bart Simpson: Dad, can I ask you a question? How did you ever get a woman like Mom to stay with you?",307000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Dad, can I ask you a question? How did you ever get a woman like Mom to stay with you?",dad can i ask you a question how did you ever get a woman like mom to stay with you,20 +142466,509,54,"Homer Simpson: Pfft, look in the mirror, unplanned miracle.",312000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Pfft, look in the mirror, unplanned miracle.",pfft look in the mirror unplanned miracle,7 +142467,509,55,Bart Simpson: Is that the only reason?,315000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Is that the only reason?,is that the only reason,5 +142468,509,56,Homer Simpson: Well... I also keep things interesting.,316000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Well... I also keep things interesting.,well i also keep things interesting,6 +142469,509,57,"Marge Simpson: All right, who took the microwave?",319000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"All right, who took the microwave?",all right who took the microwave,6 +142470,509,58,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) You see? (THEN, NOTICING) Hey, what are you looking at?",321000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"You see? Hey, what are you looking at?",you see hey what are you looking at,8 +142471,509,59,Bart Simpson: (GLUM) My ex-girlfriends.,325000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,My ex-girlfriends.,my ex-girlfriends,2 +142503,509,91,Bart Simpson: I can't believe she ran away. And this isn't helping.,434000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,I can't believe she ran away. And this isn't helping.,i cant believe she ran away and this isnt helping,10 +142504,509,92,Bart Simpson: I'd better switch to the hard stuff.,439000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,I'd better switch to the hard stuff.,id better switch to the hard stuff,7 +142472,509,60,"Homer Simpson: Aw boy, I feel for ya. Nobody likes to be rejected, and it never gets easier, until you can drink. Because then you can express your unfiltered feelings by drunk dialing.",326000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Aw boy, I feel for ya. Nobody likes to be rejected, and it never gets easier, until you can drink. Because then you can express your unfiltered feelings by drunk dialing.",aw boy i feel for ya nobody likes to be rejected and it never gets easier until you can drink because then you can express your unfiltered feelings by drunk dialing,31 +142473,509,61,"Homer Simpson: Observe. (PICKS UP BART'S KRUSTY PHONE, SPEAKS LIKE DRUNK PERSON ACTING SOBER) Hey, it's me again. He's there, isn't he? Well, I hope this doesn't sound weird, but I'm inside your closet.",336000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Observe. Hey, it's me again. He's there, isn't he? Well, I hope this doesn't sound weird, but I'm inside your closet.",observe hey its me again hes there isnt he well i hope this doesnt sound weird but im inside your closet,21 +142474,509,62,"Bart Simpson: Um, that's awesome. But I think I'll visit my ex-girlfriends and prove they still like me.",345000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Um, that's awesome. But I think I'll visit my ex-girlfriends and prove they still like me.",um thats awesome but i think ill visit my ex-girlfriends and prove they still like me,16 +142475,509,63,"Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE DRUNK) Hey, it's me.",353000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Hey, it's me.",hey its me,3 +142476,509,64,"Homer Simpson: (INTO PHONE, CREEPY) I was thinking about you. It's your birthday in like three, four months? Would it be weird if I threw you a party?",355000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"I was thinking about you. It's your birthday in like three, four months? Would it be weird if I threw you a party?",i was thinking about you its your birthday in like three four months would it be weird if i threw you a party,23 +142477,509,65,Jenny: (ANNE HATHAWAY) Eat my shorts!,365000,TRUE,5380,43,Jenny,Bart's Bedroom,Eat my shorts!,eat my shorts,3 +142478,509,66,Darcy: (NATALIE PORTMAN) Drop dead!,367000,TRUE,2000,43,Darcy,Bart's Bedroom,Drop dead!,drop dead,2 +142479,509,67,"Gina Vendetti: (SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR) Eat fist, jerk.",368000,TRUE,4116,43,Gina Vendetti,Bart's Bedroom,"Eat fist, jerk.",eat fist jerk,3 +142480,509,68,(NIKKI'S HOUSE: Ext. Nikki's house - day),371000,FALSE,NA,4080,NA,NIKKI'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +142481,509,69,"Nikki McKenna: (SARAH SILVERMAN, MAD) You've got a lotta nerve showing up here... (SWEET) and not giving me a kiss.",371000,TRUE,5575,4080,Nikki McKenna,NIKKI'S HOUSE,You've got a lotta nerve showing up here... and not giving me a kiss.,youve got a lotta nerve showing up here and not giving me a kiss,14 +142482,509,70,Nikki McKenna: (FURIOUS) Inappropriate!,377000,TRUE,5575,4080,Nikki McKenna,NIKKI'S HOUSE,Inappropriate!,inappropriate,1 +142483,509,71,Nikki McKenna: (SWEET) I miss you.,378000,TRUE,5575,4080,Nikki McKenna,NIKKI'S HOUSE,I miss you.,i miss you,3 +142484,509,72,Nikki McKenna: (FURIOUS) Stalker!,380000,TRUE,5575,4080,Nikki McKenna,NIKKI'S HOUSE,Stalker!,stalker,1 +142485,509,73,Nikki McKenna: (SWEET) Save me!,381000,TRUE,5575,4080,Nikki McKenna,NIKKI'S HOUSE,Save me!,save me,2 +142486,509,74,(Cletus's Shack: ext. cletus's shack - day),386000,FALSE,NA,2323,NA,Cletus's Shack,NA,NA,NA +142487,509,75,"Bart Simpson: Mary Spuckler, you're my last chance.",386000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,"Mary Spuckler, you're my last chance.",mary spuckler youre my last chance,6 +142488,509,76,Milhouse Van Houten: (CHECKS OUT PICTURE) She's pretty cute for Cletus's daughter.,389000,TRUE,25,2323,Milhouse Van Houten,Cletus's Shack,She's pretty cute for Cletus's daughter.,shes pretty cute for cletuss daughter,6 +142489,509,77,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, she got to drink milk as a kid instead of white paint.",392000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,"Yeah, she got to drink milk as a kid instead of white paint.",yeah she got to drink milk as a kid instead of white paint,13 +142490,509,78,Cletus Spuckler: Is you one of my kids?,396000,TRUE,1413,2323,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,Is you one of my kids?,is you one of my kids,6 +142491,509,79,Bart Simpson: No sir.,398000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,No sir.,no sir,2 +142492,509,80,Cletus Spuckler: Prove it.,399000,TRUE,1413,2323,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,Prove it.,prove it,2 +142493,509,81,"Bart Simpson: A, B, C...",400000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,"A, B, C...",a b c,3 +142494,509,82,"Cletus Spuckler: All right, all right, you've convinced me, Einstein. What do you want?",401000,TRUE,1413,2323,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,"All right, all right, you've convinced me, Einstein. What do you want?",all right all right youve convinced me einstein what do you want,12 +142495,509,83,Bart Simpson: Is Mary here?,405000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,Is Mary here?,is mary here,3 +142496,509,84,"Cletus Spuckler: I'm afraid Mary done run off, we knows not where.",407000,TRUE,1413,2323,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,"I'm afraid Mary done run off, we knows not where.",im afraid mary done run off we knows not where,10 +142497,509,85,Bart Simpson: Dadgummit! (HOPEFUL) Do you think she still likes me?,411000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,Dadgummit! Do you think she still likes me?,dadgummit do you think she still likes me,8 +142498,509,86,"Cletus Spuckler: Um... hey, Brandine! Does Mary still like this boy?",413000,TRUE,1413,2323,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,"Um... hey, Brandine! Does Mary still like this boy?",um hey brandine does mary still like this boy,9 +142499,509,87,Brandine Del Roy: I don't know what that girl likes anymore. She ran away after we engaged her to Old Man Wellbottom.,418000,TRUE,1875,2323,Brandine Del Roy,Cletus's Shack,I don't know what that girl likes anymore. She ran away after we engaged her to Old Man Wellbottom.,i dont know what that girl likes anymore she ran away after we engaged her to old man wellbottom,19 +142500,509,88,"Old Man Wellbottom: And I was gonna be a good husband too, if'n I ever get out of this well!",424000,TRUE,6138,2323,Old Man Wellbottom,Cletus's Shack,"And I was gonna be a good husband too, if'n I ever get out of this well!",and i was gonna be a good husband too ifn i ever get out of this well,17 +142501,509,89,"Cletus Spuckler: (GENTLY) All right, all right, now, that's enough out of you.",429000,TRUE,1413,2323,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,"All right, all right, now, that's enough out of you.",all right all right now thats enough out of you,10 +142502,509,90,Old Man Wellbottom: But I just--,432000,TRUE,6138,2323,Old Man Wellbottom,Cletus's Shack,But I just--,but i just--,3 +142506,509,94,"George W. Bush: I know where my sister run off to -- (LOOKS AROUND, THEN) New York City.",441000,TRUE,4879,2323,George W. Bush,Cletus's Shack,I know where my sister run off to -- New York City.,i know where my sister run off to -- new york city,12 +142507,509,95,Milhouse Van Houten: New York? That's where Sesame Street is! Do you ever wonder what happens to Oscar on garbage day?,446000,TRUE,25,2323,Milhouse Van Houten,Cletus's Shack,New York? That's where Sesame Street is! Do you ever wonder what happens to Oscar on garbage day?,new york thats where sesame street is do you ever wonder what happens to oscar on garbage day,18 +142508,509,96,George W. Bush: Yep. New York. The Big Somethin'.,452000,TRUE,4879,2323,George W. Bush,Cletus's Shack,Yep. New York. The Big Somethin'.,yep new york the big somethin,6 +142509,509,97,George W. Bush: This yere's her address. Good luck.,456000,TRUE,4879,2323,George W. Bush,Cletus's Shack,This yere's her address. Good luck.,this yeres her address good luck,6 +142510,509,98,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - Bart's room - day),468000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142511,509,99,"Mary: (FLIRTY) I don't know if we should be up here, Bart Simpson.",468000,TRUE,4539,5,Mary,Simpson Home,"I don't know if we should be up here, Bart Simpson.",i dont know if we should be up here bart simpson,11 +142512,509,100,Bart Simpson: (FLIRTY) And why is that?,470000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,And why is that?,and why is that,4 +142513,509,101,Mary: 'Cause the floor ain't finished. Daddy just covers things with hay and says they're done.,474000,TRUE,4539,5,Mary,Simpson Home,'Cause the floor ain't finished. Daddy just covers things with hay and says they're done.,cause the floor aint finished daddy just covers things with hay and says theyre done,15 +142514,509,102,"Bart Simpson: Mom, can we go to New York to find this girl I used to know?",482000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, can we go to New York to find this girl I used to know?",mom can we go to new york to find this girl i used to know,15 +142515,509,103,"Marge Simpson: Bart, that's sweet, but we'd need airplane money, hotel money...",485000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, that's sweet, but we'd need airplane money, hotel money...",bart thats sweet but wed need airplane money hotel money,10 +142516,509,104,"Homer Simpson: ...And five hundred dollars for Yankee tickets, which turn out to be bogus...",490000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"...And five hundred dollars for Yankee tickets, which turn out to be bogus...",and five hundred dollars for yankee tickets which turn out to be bogus,13 +142517,509,105,"Bart Simpson: Well, don't buy 'em!",493000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, don't buy 'em!",well dont buy em,4 +142518,509,106,Homer Simpson: But they're playing the Purple Sox!,495000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But they're playing the Purple Sox!,but theyre playing the purple sox,6 +142519,509,107,"Bart Simpson: C'mon, Dad. You love New York. Now that your two least-favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea Stadium.",497000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, Dad. You love New York. Now that your two least-favorite buildings have been obliterated: Old Penn Station and Shea Stadium.",cmon dad you love new york now that your two least-favorite buildings have been obliterated old penn station and shea stadium,21 +142520,509,108,"Homer Simpson: (SHAKING FIST) Lousy outdated relics! Boy, do you remember what happened the last time we went to New York?",503000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lousy outdated relics! Boy, do you remember what happened the last time we went to New York?",lousy outdated relics boy do you remember what happened the last time we went to new york,17 +142521,509,109,('50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB: Int. '50s New York night club - night),514000,FALSE,NA,4081,NA,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,NA,NA,NA +142522,509,110,"J.J. Hunsecker: (BURT LANCASTER VOICE) Keep your meathooks off my sister Marge, or my goons will do a soft-shoe on your solar plexus.",514000,TRUE,6139,4081,J.J. Hunsecker,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,"Keep your meathooks off my sister Marge, or my goons will do a soft-shoe on your solar plexus.",keep your meathooks off my sister marge or my goons will do a soft-shoe on your solar plexus,18 +142523,509,111,"Homer Simpson: (SNAPPY À LA TONY CURTIS) You're dead, J.J. Get yourself buried!",518000,TRUE,2,4081,Homer Simpson,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,"You're dead, J.J. Get yourself buried!",youre dead jj get yourself buried,6 +142524,509,112,"J.J. Hunsecker: Tough cookie, huh? Well, watch me take a bite out of you!",521000,TRUE,6139,4081,J.J. Hunsecker,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,"Tough cookie, huh? Well, watch me take a bite out of you!",tough cookie huh well watch me take a bite out of you,12 +142525,509,113,"Homer Simpson: I'm about to go owl shooting... and you just said ""who!""",523000,TRUE,2,4081,Homer Simpson,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,"I'm about to go owl shooting... and you just said ""who!""",im about to go owl shooting and you just said who,11 +142526,509,114,J.J. Hunsecker: That's some lip ya got on ya. How'd you like me to stretch it like a rubber band and snap ya into last week?,525000,TRUE,6139,4081,J.J. Hunsecker,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,That's some lip ya got on ya. How'd you like me to stretch it like a rubber band and snap ya into last week?,thats some lip ya got on ya howd you like me to stretch it like a rubber band and snap ya into last week,24 +142527,509,115,"Homer Simpson: You're sellin' milk, J.J., and I've got a sour stomach.",529000,TRUE,2,4081,Homer Simpson,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,"You're sellin' milk, J.J., and I've got a sour stomach.",youre sellin milk jj and ive got a sour stomach,10 +142528,509,116,"Marge Simpson: (DUBIOUS) Homer, that sounds like ""The Sweet Smell of Success"".",534000,TRUE,1,4081,Marge Simpson,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,"Homer, that sounds like ""The Sweet Smell of Success"".",homer that sounds like the sweet smell of success,9 +142529,509,117,Homer Simpson: (SAD) It didn't feel like success.,537000,TRUE,2,4081,Homer Simpson,'50S NEW YORK NIGHT CLUB,It didn't feel like success.,it didnt feel like success,5 +142530,509,118,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's bedroom - day),544000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +142531,509,119,"Bart Simpson: Why, ladies? Why?!",544000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Why, ladies? Why?!",why ladies why,3 +142562,509,150,"Sophisticated Girl: (SLIGHT ENGLISH ACCENT) What's the matter, darling?",677000,TRUE,6144,374,Sophisticated Girl,Apartment Building,"What's the matter, darling?",whats the matter darling,4 +142591,509,179,Bart Simpson: We're safe because you have to climb steps to get up here.,776000,TRUE,8,4085,Bart Simpson,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,We're safe because you have to climb steps to get up here.,were safe because you have to climb steps to get up here,12 +142532,509,120,"Homer Simpson: Son, you can dial down the crazy. Your mother and I talked about it and we found a way to get to New York. It's all set, boy. To save money, we're swapping houses.",547000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Son, you can dial down the crazy. Your mother and I talked about it and we found a way to get to New York. It's all set, boy. To save money, we're swapping houses.",son you can dial down the crazy your mother and i talked about it and we found a way to get to new york its all set boy to save money were swapping houses,34 +142533,509,121,Bart Simpson: But don't the people wreck your house when they stay in it?,558000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,But don't the people wreck your house when they stay in it?,but dont the people wreck your house when they stay in it,12 +142534,509,122,Homer Simpson: I didn't say I swapped our house.,560000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I didn't say I swapped our house.,i didnt say i swapped our house,7 +142535,509,123,N.Y. Father: How ya doin'? We're stayin' here for two weeks.,564000,TRUE,6140,43,N.Y. Father,Bart's Bedroom,How ya doin'? We're stayin' here for two weeks.,how ya doin were stayin here for two weeks,9 +142536,509,124,"Ned Flanders: Lord, you're testin' me, aren't ya?",566000,TRUE,11,43,Ned Flanders,Bart's Bedroom,"Lord, you're testin' me, aren't ya?",lord youre testin me arent ya,6 +142537,509,125,N.Y. Father: Keep talkin' to your friend up there. (GESTURES TO WIFE) We'll be doin' it on your bed.,568000,TRUE,6140,43,N.Y. Father,Bart's Bedroom,Keep talkin' to your friend up there. We'll be doin' it on your bed.,keep talkin to your friend up there well be doin it on your bed,14 +142538,509,126,N.Y. Mother: New York style!,571000,TRUE,6141,43,N.Y. Mother,Bart's Bedroom,New York style!,new york style,3 +142539,509,127,(Times Square: EXT. TIMES SQUARE - day),585000,FALSE,NA,1665,NA,Times Square,NA,NA,NA +142540,509,128,Homer Simpson: Look at this place. Things have certainly changed since our ancestor Fievel came here.,585000,TRUE,2,1665,Homer Simpson,Times Square,Look at this place. Things have certainly changed since our ancestor Fievel came here.,look at this place things have certainly changed since our ancestor fievel came here,14 +142541,509,129,Lisa Simpson: Fievel was a mouse in a movie.,590000,TRUE,9,1665,Lisa Simpson,Times Square,Fievel was a mouse in a movie.,fievel was a mouse in a movie,7 +142542,509,130,"Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) Yes, and now look at us. Only in America.",592000,TRUE,2,1665,Homer Simpson,Times Square,"Yes, and now look at us. Only in America.",yes and now look at us only in america,9 +142543,509,131,Vendor: (GRUFF MIDDLE EASTERN ACCENT) Khlav Kalash! Get your Khlav Kalash!,596000,TRUE,289,1665,Vendor,Times Square,Khlav Kalash! Get your Khlav Kalash!,khlav kalash get your khlav kalash,6 +142544,509,132,"Homer Simpson: Oh, geez. Not this guy, with his stupid little pushcart.",598000,TRUE,2,1665,Homer Simpson,Times Square,"Oh, geez. Not this guy, with his stupid little pushcart.",oh geez not this guy with his stupid little pushcart,10 +142545,509,133,"Vendor: Fifty thousand square feet, huh? All Khlav Kalash! Used to be book store! (EVIL LAUGH) Books.",602000,TRUE,289,1665,Vendor,Times Square,"Fifty thousand square feet, huh? All Khlav Kalash! Used to be book store! Books.",fifty thousand square feet huh all khlav kalash used to be book store books,14 +142546,509,134,"Bart Simpson: Come on, let's go find Mary! This is the address her brother gave me.",608000,TRUE,8,1665,Bart Simpson,Times Square,"Come on, let's go find Mary! This is the address her brother gave me.",come on lets go find mary this is the address her brother gave me,14 +142547,509,135,Lisa Simpson: Can't Dad take Bart while we seek out culture?,612000,TRUE,9,1665,Lisa Simpson,Times Square,Can't Dad take Bart while we seek out culture?,cant dad take bart while we seek out culture,9 +142548,509,136,Homer Simpson: You do that.,614000,TRUE,2,1665,Homer Simpson,Times Square,You do that.,you do that,3 +142549,509,137,"Homer Simpson: (TO COWBOY, LOUD WHISPER) Do you know you're missing your clothes?",616000,TRUE,2,1665,Homer Simpson,Times Square,Do you know you're missing your clothes?,do you know youre missing your clothes,7 +142550,509,138,"Buff Cowboy: (PANICKED) I thought this was just a dream! Oh, man!",619000,TRUE,6142,1665,Buff Cowboy,Times Square,"I thought this was just a dream! Oh, man!",i thought this was just a dream oh man,9 +142551,509,139,(Subway Station: Int. subway station - moments later),631000,FALSE,NA,4082,NA,Subway Station,NA,NA,NA +142552,509,140,(Subway Car: Int. subway car - continuous),631000,FALSE,NA,1655,NA,Subway Car,NA,NA,NA +142553,509,141,"Homer Simpson: All right, I'll spring for a cab.",631000,TRUE,2,1655,Homer Simpson,Subway Car,"All right, I'll spring for a cab.",all right ill spring for a cab,7 +142554,509,142,(TAXICAB: Int. taxicab - later),633000,FALSE,NA,4083,NA,TAXICAB,NA,NA,NA +142555,509,143,Homer Simpson: Much better.,633000,TRUE,2,4083,Homer Simpson,TAXICAB,Much better.,much better,2 +142556,509,144,"New York Cab Driver: Here we are! Anything you leave in the cab, you'll never see again!",636000,TRUE,6143,4083,New York Cab Driver,TAXICAB,"Here we are! Anything you leave in the cab, you'll never see again!",here we are anything you leave in the cab youll never see again,13 +142557,509,145,Bart Simpson: Hey!,645000,TRUE,8,4083,Bart Simpson,TAXICAB,Hey!,hey,1 +142558,509,146,"Homer Simpson: (COVERING) Oh-oh-oh oh, thank God you woke up!",646000,TRUE,2,4083,Homer Simpson,TAXICAB,"Oh-oh-oh oh, thank God you woke up!",oh-oh-oh oh thank god you woke up,7 +142559,509,147,(Apartment Building: Ext. apartment building - continuous),654000,FALSE,NA,374,NA,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +142560,509,148,Bart Simpson: (DEJECTED SIGH) I guess my search for true love is doomed.,654000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,I guess my search for true love is doomed.,i guess my search for true love is doomed,9 +142561,509,149,"Homer Simpson: You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy, which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that, it's just hanging out with someone who kind of hates you, but you can't get it together to leave. (KINDLY) I'll get us some ice cream.",657000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"You've learned a very valuable life lesson, boy, which is that love doesn't exist except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage. After that, it's just hanging out with someone who kind of hates you, but you can't get it together to leave. I'll get us some ice cream.",youve learned a very valuable life lesson boy which is that love doesnt exist except briefly between a man and a woman before marriage after that its just hanging out with someone who kind of hates you but you cant get it together to leave ill get us some ice cream,51 +142563,509,151,"Bart Simpson: Thanks for asking, Duchess. I'm sittin' here waitin' for a girl that's never gonna show up.",678000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,"Thanks for asking, Duchess. I'm sittin' here waitin' for a girl that's never gonna show up.",thanks for asking duchess im sittin here waitin for a girl thats never gonna show up,16 +142564,509,152,Sophisticated Girl: What makes you so sure?,683000,TRUE,6144,374,Sophisticated Girl,Apartment Building,What makes you so sure?,what makes you so sure,5 +142565,509,153,"Bart Simpson: Girls don't like me. I don't really like them yet either, but I think I'm gonna. There's a storm a-brewin' down there.",684000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,"Girls don't like me. I don't really like them yet either, but I think I'm gonna. There's a storm a-brewin' down there.",girls dont like me i dont really like them yet either but i think im gonna theres a storm a-brewin down there,22 +142566,509,154,"Sophisticated Girl: (HILLBILLY VOICE) Well, there's a girl a-standing right here! It's me, Mary!",690000,TRUE,6144,374,Sophisticated Girl,Apartment Building,"Well, there's a girl a-standing right here! It's me, Mary!",well theres a girl a-standing right here its me mary,10 +142567,509,155,Bart Simpson: Wow. What are you doin' for money?,694000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,Wow. What are you doin' for money?,wow what are you doin for money,7 +142568,509,156,"Mary: Well, it's not very steady and I'm kind of ashamed... I'm a featured player on Saturday Night Live.",697000,TRUE,4539,374,Mary,Apartment Building,"Well, it's not very steady and I'm kind of ashamed... I'm a featured player on Saturday Night Live.",well its not very steady and im kind of ashamed im a featured player on saturday night live,18 +142569,509,157,Don Pardo: Mary Spuckler!,703000,TRUE,5632,374,Don Pardo,Apartment Building,Mary Spuckler!,mary spuckler,2 +142570,509,158,"Mary: Aw, I'm lying. My whole life here is a bunch of lies. I'm just a writer with a performing option.",706000,TRUE,4539,374,Mary,Apartment Building,"Aw, I'm lying. My whole life here is a bunch of lies. I'm just a writer with a performing option.",aw im lying my whole life here is a bunch of lies im just a writer with a performing option,20 +142571,509,159,Bart Simpson: Let's talk about somethin' else. Something nice.,712000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,Let's talk about somethin' else. Something nice.,lets talk about somethin else something nice,7 +142572,509,160,(BROADWAY THEATER: ext. Broadway theater - AFTERNOON),719000,FALSE,NA,3112,NA,BROADWAY THEATER,NA,NA,NA +142573,509,161,"Marge Simpson: So, this is basically what we can afford.",719000,TRUE,1,3112,Marge Simpson,BROADWAY THEATER,"So, this is basically what we can afford.",so this is basically what we can afford,8 +142574,509,162,"Theater Cashier: Okay, second balcony, partially obstructed view, no bathroom privileges, and you must stipulate that in emergencies you can change a spotlight gel.",722000,TRUE,6145,3112,Theater Cashier,BROADWAY THEATER,"Okay, second balcony, partially obstructed view, no bathroom privileges, and you must stipulate that in emergencies you can change a spotlight gel.",okay second balcony partially obstructed view no bathroom privileges and you must stipulate that in emergencies you can change a spotlight gel,22 +142575,509,163,"Lisa Simpson: Well, at least I'll be able to say I went to a Broadway show.",729000,TRUE,9,3112,Lisa Simpson,BROADWAY THEATER,"Well, at least I'll be able to say I went to a Broadway show.",well at least ill be able to say i went to a broadway show,14 +142576,509,164,Theater Cashier: You're not allowed to say that.,732000,TRUE,6145,3112,Theater Cashier,BROADWAY THEATER,You're not allowed to say that.,youre not allowed to say that,6 +142577,509,165,"Marge Simpson: Oh, forget it.",734000,TRUE,1,3112,Marge Simpson,BROADWAY THEATER,"Oh, forget it.",oh forget it,3 +142578,509,166,(Mary's Apartment Building: Ext. Mary's apartment bldg. - continuous),735000,FALSE,NA,4084,NA,Mary's Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +142579,509,167,"Mary: (FLIRTY) So, Bart Simpson, did you really come all the way here just to see me?",735000,TRUE,4539,4084,Mary,Mary's Apartment Building,"So, Bart Simpson, did you really come all the way here just to see me?",so bart simpson did you really come all the way here just to see me,15 +142580,509,168,Bart Simpson: (SLIGHTLY ABASHED) Yeah... plus I thought I might get to see an air conditioner fall on someone's head. But I guess that never really happens.,741000,TRUE,8,4084,Bart Simpson,Mary's Apartment Building,Yeah... plus I thought I might get to see an air conditioner fall on someone's head. But I guess that never really happens.,yeah plus i thought i might get to see an air conditioner fall on someones head but i guess that never really happens,23 +142581,509,169,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),741000,FALSE,2,4084,Homer Simpson,Mary's Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +142582,509,170,Mary: Is that your father?,747000,TRUE,4539,4084,Mary,Mary's Apartment Building,Is that your father?,is that your father,4 +142583,509,171,"Mary: (QUICKLY TO BART) Bart, I want to see you again, but I don't want a grownup taking me back! Meet me at the High Line tomorrow.",749000,TRUE,4539,4084,Mary,Mary's Apartment Building,"Bart, I want to see you again, but I don't want a grownup taking me back! Meet me at the High Line tomorrow.",bart i want to see you again but i dont want a grownup taking me back meet me at the high line tomorrow,23 +142584,509,172,Mary: Keep my secret!,756000,TRUE,4539,4084,Mary,Mary's Apartment Building,Keep my secret!,keep my secret,3 +142585,509,173,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little... where's that ice cream?,757000,TRUE,2,4084,Homer Simpson,Mary's Apartment Building,Why you little... where's that ice cream?,why you little wheres that ice cream,7 +142586,509,174,(Times Square: Ext. time square - continuous -),761000,FALSE,NA,1665,NA,Times Square,NA,NA,NA +142587,509,175,Marge Simpson: Just once I'd like your father to be on a JumboTron for something good.,761000,TRUE,1,1665,Marge Simpson,Times Square,Just once I'd like your father to be on a JumboTron for something good.,just once id like your father to be on a jumbotron for something good,14 +142588,509,176,Homer Simpson: Damn you and your fluted neck!,765000,TRUE,2,1665,Homer Simpson,Times Square,Damn you and your fluted neck!,damn you and your fluted neck,6 +142589,509,177,(NEW YORK HIGH LINE: Ext. new york high line - DAY),774000,FALSE,NA,4085,NA,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,NA,NA,NA +142590,509,178,"Mary: So, what did you do with your Dad?",774000,TRUE,4539,4085,Mary,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,"So, what did you do with your Dad?",so what did you do with your dad,8 +142592,509,180,New York Guy: (SYMPATHETIC) Can't move?,780000,TRUE,6146,4085,New York Guy,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,Can't move?,cant move,2 +142594,509,182,Homer Simpson: I thought there was no crime in New York any more. (SHAKES FIST) Giulianiii!,784000,TRUE,2,4085,Homer Simpson,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,I thought there was no crime in New York any more. Giulianiii!,i thought there was no crime in new york any more giulianiii,12 +142595,509,183,Mary: Give me some news of Springfield.,789000,TRUE,4539,4085,Mary,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,Give me some news of Springfield.,give me some news of springfield,6 +142596,509,184,Bart Simpson: They let Sideshow Bob out of prison again.,791000,TRUE,8,4085,Bart Simpson,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,They let Sideshow Bob out of prison again.,they let sideshow bob out of prison again,8 +142597,509,185,Bart Simpson: Huh. Didn't know they still ran those trains.,795000,TRUE,8,4085,Bart Simpson,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,Huh. Didn't know they still ran those trains.,huh didnt know they still ran those trains,8 +142598,509,186,Mary: How's your mama and your sister?,797000,TRUE,4539,4085,Mary,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,How's your mama and your sister?,hows your mama and your sister,6 +142599,509,187,Bart Simpson: Trying to find high culture at low prices.,799000,TRUE,8,4085,Bart Simpson,NEW YORK HIGH LINE,Trying to find high culture at low prices.,trying to find high culture at low prices,8 +142600,509,188,(LINCOLN CENTER SUBWAY STOP: int. lincoln center subway stop - continuous),801000,FALSE,NA,4086,NA,LINCOLN CENTER SUBWAY STOP,NA,NA,NA +142601,509,189,"Marge Simpson: (PANICKY) No, Lisa! If you click that turnstile, it'll blow our budget!",801000,TRUE,1,4086,Marge Simpson,LINCOLN CENTER SUBWAY STOP,"No, Lisa! If you click that turnstile, it'll blow our budget!",no lisa if you click that turnstile itll blow our budget,11 +142602,509,190,Lisa Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),801000,FALSE,9,4086,Lisa Simpson,LINCOLN CENTER SUBWAY STOP,NA,NA,NA +142603,509,191,Marge Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE),801000,FALSE,1,4086,Marge Simpson,LINCOLN CENTER SUBWAY STOP,NA,NA,NA +142604,509,192,(High Line: EXT. HIGH LINE - DAY),808000,FALSE,NA,4087,NA,High Line,NA,NA,NA +142605,509,193,"Mary: Well, without them around, you and I can walk through the city holding hands just like the men-folk do.",808000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,"Well, without them around, you and I can walk through the city holding hands just like the men-folk do.",well without them around you and i can walk through the city holding hands just like the men-folk do,19 +142606,509,194,Bart Simpson: I could listen to your twang all day.,814000,TRUE,8,4087,Bart Simpson,High Line,I could listen to your twang all day.,i could listen to your twang all day,8 +142607,509,195,Mary: Would you care to hear it in song? 'Cause I wrote one... about you.,816000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,Would you care to hear it in song? 'Cause I wrote one... about you.,would you care to hear it in song cause i wrote one about you,14 +142608,509,196,Bart Simpson: Can I do a rap in the middle of it?,820000,TRUE,8,4087,Bart Simpson,High Line,Can I do a rap in the middle of it?,can i do a rap in the middle of it,10 +142609,509,197,Mary: Or you could just listen!,821000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,Or you could just listen!,or you could just listen,5 +142610,509,198,"Mary: Sir, may I borrow your guitar?",824000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,"Sir, may I borrow your guitar?",sir may i borrow your guitar,6 +142611,509,199,"Guitar Player: Sure, sure -- it's the case that makes money!",826000,TRUE,6147,4087,Guitar Player,High Line,"Sure, sure -- it's the case that makes money!",sure sure -- its the case that makes money,9 +142612,509,200,Mary: (SINGING) A BOY I KNEW TURNED UP AGAIN,834000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,A BOY I KNEW TURNED UP AGAIN,a boy i knew turned up again,7 +142613,509,201,Mary: I KINDA LIKED HIM WAY BACK WHEN / CHASED HIM 'ROUND THE LIVESTOCK PEN...,838000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,I KINDA LIKED HIM WAY BACK WHEN / CHASED HIM 'ROUND THE LIVESTOCK PEN...,i kinda liked him way back when chased him round the livestock pen,13 +142614,509,202,"Bart Simpson: (RAPPING, NO TUNE, JUST HIP-HOP) ROLLIN' ON MY SKATEBOARD / PIMPIN' LIKE A DRUG LORD...",845000,TRUE,8,4087,Bart Simpson,High Line,ROLLIN' ON MY SKATEBOARD / PIMPIN' LIKE A DRUG LORD...,rollin on my skateboard pimpin like a drug lord,9 +142615,509,203,Mary: (SINGS) WELL I'M ON THE CUSP OF WOMANHOOD / AND I LIKE A BOY THAT AIN'T NO GOOD,847000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,WELL I'M ON THE CUSP OF WOMANHOOD / AND I LIKE A BOY THAT AIN'T NO GOOD,well im on the cusp of womanhood and i like a boy that aint no good,16 +142616,509,204,Mary: AT NOTHIN' 'CEPT MAKIN' ME SMILE -- THAT'S BART,852000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,AT NOTHIN' 'CEPT MAKIN' ME SMILE -- THAT'S BART,at nothin cept makin me smile -- thats bart,9 +142617,509,205,Mary: I THOUGHT MY OLD WAYS I HAD SHED / BUT I SURE MISSED HIS CYLINDER HEAD...,858000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,I THOUGHT MY OLD WAYS I HAD SHED / BUT I SURE MISSED HIS CYLINDER HEAD...,i thought my old ways i had shed but i sure missed his cylinder head,15 +142618,509,206,"Mary: NOW THAT BOY IS A-COME TO ME / OH YES, B-A-R- NOW WHERE'S THAT T? WHERE IS IT? I DON'T KNOW. OH THAT'S BART. (SPOKEN) I really like you, Bart Simpson.",864000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,"NOW THAT BOY IS A-COME TO ME / OH YES, B-A-R- NOW WHERE'S THAT T? WHERE IS IT? I DON'T KNOW. OH THAT'S BART. I really like you, Bart Simpson.",now that boy is a-come to me oh yes b-a-r- now wheres that t where is it i dont know oh thats bart i really like you bart simpson,29 +142619,509,207,"Cletus Spuckler: I've come to take you back, Mary.",886000,TRUE,1413,4087,Cletus Spuckler,High Line,"I've come to take you back, Mary.",ive come to take you back mary,7 +142620,509,208,Mary: (ANGUISHED) Daddy?,888000,TRUE,4539,4087,Mary,High Line,Daddy?,daddy,1 +142621,509,209,"Cletus Spuckler: Sorry, honey. Your mother misses you but she just can't say it. That's 'cause the donkey busted her jaw. She'll be fine. Your mother too.",889000,TRUE,1413,4087,Cletus Spuckler,High Line,"Sorry, honey. Your mother misses you but she just can't say it. That's 'cause the donkey busted her jaw. She'll be fine. Your mother too.",sorry honey your mother misses you but she just cant say it thats cause the donkey busted her jaw shell be fine your mother too,25 +142622,509,210,(NEW YORK: ext. new york - Central park - day),893000,FALSE,NA,3171,NA,NEW YORK,NA,NA,NA +142623,509,211,"Lisa Simpson: All right, Broadway's too expensive, the museums are over-curated -- but Shakespeare in the Park is tonight, and the tickets are free!",893000,TRUE,9,3171,Lisa Simpson,NEW YORK,"All right, Broadway's too expensive, the museums are over-curated -- but Shakespeare in the Park is tonight, and the tickets are free!",all right broadways too expensive the museums are over-curated -- but shakespeare in the park is tonight and the tickets are free,22 +142626,509,214,(INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER: ext. inside delacorte theater - continuous),913000,FALSE,NA,4088,NA,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,NA,NA,NA +142627,509,215,Shakespearean Vendor: (JERSEY ACCENT) Get your cuckold's horns! Neck ruffles! Yorick skulls!,913000,TRUE,6148,4088,Shakespearean Vendor,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,Get your cuckold's horns! Neck ruffles! Yorick skulls!,get your cuckolds horns neck ruffles yorick skulls,8 +142628,509,216,Audience Member: I'll take a cuckold's horn.,917000,TRUE,1310,4088,Audience Member,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,I'll take a cuckold's horn.,ill take a cuckolds horn,5 +142629,509,217,Audience Member: (HAPPILY) It works!,923000,TRUE,1310,4088,Audience Member,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,It works!,it works,2 +142630,509,218,"Stage Manager: (CONCERNED) Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.",924000,TRUE,186,4088,Stage Manager,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement.",ladies and gentlemen i have an announcement,7 +142631,509,219,Marge Simpson: (TO SELF) La-dies-and-gen-tle-men-I-have-an-an-nounce-ment. (WORRIED GASP) That's not iambic pentameter!,927000,TRUE,1,4088,Marge Simpson,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,La-dies-and-gen-tle-men-I-have-an-an-nounce-ment. That's not iambic pentameter!,la-dies-and-gen-tle-men-i-have-an-an-nounce-ment thats not iambic pentameter,5 +142632,509,220,Stage Manager: I'm afraid that tonight's show has been cancelled.,933000,TRUE,186,4088,Stage Manager,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,I'm afraid that tonight's show has been cancelled.,im afraid that tonights show has been cancelled,8 +142633,509,221,Other Audience Members: Huh? / Why? / Wherefore?,935000,TRUE,6149,4088,Other Audience Members,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,Huh? / Why? / Wherefore?,huh why wherefore,3 +142634,509,222,"Stage Manager: The Baldwin brothers, who were playing the Montague family, and the Sheen-Estevez clan, our Capulets, have quit the production.",937000,TRUE,186,4088,Stage Manager,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"The Baldwin brothers, who were playing the Montague family, and the Sheen-Estevez clan, our Capulets, have quit the production.",the baldwin brothers who were playing the montague family and the sheen-estevez clan our capulets have quit the production,19 +142635,509,223,Unidentified Baldwin: You guys suck at acting and you ate all the potato salad!,943000,TRUE,6150,4088,Unidentified Baldwin,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,You guys suck at acting and you ate all the potato salad!,you guys suck at acting and you ate all the potato salad,12 +142636,509,224,"Unidentified Estevez: No, you suck at acting, and it's ""first come, first served!""",946000,TRUE,6151,4088,Unidentified Estevez,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"No, you suck at acting, and it's ""first come, first served!""",no you suck at acting and its first come first served,11 +142637,509,225,Unidentified Baldwin: I made that potato salad!,949000,TRUE,6150,4088,Unidentified Baldwin,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,I made that potato salad!,i made that potato salad,5 +142638,509,226,Unidentified Estevez: It says Zabar's on the package!,950000,TRUE,6151,4088,Unidentified Estevez,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,It says Zabar's on the package!,it says zabars on the package,6 +142639,509,227,Unidentified Baldwin: (SCREAMING) He works at Zabar's! We all work at Zabar's!,953000,TRUE,6150,4088,Unidentified Baldwin,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,He works at Zabar's! We all work at Zabar's!,he works at zabars we all work at zabars,9 +142640,509,228,"Stage Manager: I'm so sorry, you came to see Romeo and Juliet, not feuding families. The long, slow line to leave the theater forms on the left.",956000,TRUE,186,4088,Stage Manager,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"I'm so sorry, you came to see Romeo and Juliet, not feuding families. The long, slow line to leave the theater forms on the left.",im so sorry you came to see romeo and juliet not feuding families the long slow line to leave the theater forms on the left,25 +142641,509,229,Audience Members: (ANNOYED MURMURS),956000,FALSE,3515,4088,Audience Members,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,NA,NA,NA +142642,509,230,Anguished Man: And we have to walk by a drum circle!,965000,TRUE,4788,4088,Anguished Man,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,And we have to walk by a drum circle!,and we have to walk by a drum circle,9 +142643,509,231,"Hipster Man: Faster, mon! More annoying!",969000,TRUE,6152,4088,Hipster Man,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Faster, mon! More annoying!",faster mon more annoying,4 +142644,509,232,"Lisa Simpson: Not so fast! We came for Shakespeare, and we're gonna see Shakespeare!",971000,TRUE,9,4088,Lisa Simpson,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Not so fast! We came for Shakespeare, and we're gonna see Shakespeare!",not so fast we came for shakespeare and were gonna see shakespeare,12 +142645,509,233,"Lisa Simpson: Anyone who wants to be in this, grab a doublet and meet me backstage!",976000,TRUE,9,4088,Lisa Simpson,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Anyone who wants to be in this, grab a doublet and meet me backstage!",anyone who wants to be in this grab a doublet and meet me backstage,14 +142646,509,234,"Shakespearean Actor: (BRITISH, IMPRESSIVE) Is there mayhaps a bit of business for me?",980000,TRUE,6153,4088,Shakespearean Actor,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,Is there mayhaps a bit of business for me?,is there mayhaps a bit of business for me,9 +142647,509,235,Lisa Simpson: I was thinking amateurs only.,983000,TRUE,9,4088,Lisa Simpson,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,I was thinking amateurs only.,i was thinking amateurs only,5 +142648,509,236,"Shakespearean Actor: Well, my only ""professional"" job was playing a nefarious hot dog in an ad for ""Taco Bueno."" (RECITING DIALOGUE, SHAKESPEAREAN STYLE) ""You fresh-made tacos will never defeat pre-boiled hot dogs!"" (EVIL LAUGH)",985000,TRUE,6153,4088,Shakespearean Actor,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Well, my only ""professional"" job was playing a nefarious hot dog in an ad for ""Taco Bueno."" ""You fresh-made tacos will never defeat pre-boiled hot dogs!""",well my only professional job was playing a nefarious hot dog in an ad for taco bueno you fresh-made tacos will never defeat pre-boiled hot dogs,26 +142649,509,237,"Shakespearean Actor: Please, I owe Yale Drama School two hundred thousand dollars. They keep calling my mother!",997000,TRUE,6153,4088,Shakespearean Actor,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Please, I owe Yale Drama School two hundred thousand dollars. They keep calling my mother!",please i owe yale drama school two hundred thousand dollars they keep calling my mother,15 +142650,509,238,"Lisa Simpson: Fine, you're in.",1003000,TRUE,9,4088,Lisa Simpson,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Fine, you're in.",fine youre in,3 +142651,509,239,"Shakespearean Actor: I must warn you, I have crippling stage fright.",1004000,TRUE,6153,4088,Shakespearean Actor,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"I must warn you, I have crippling stage fright.",i must warn you i have crippling stage fright,9 +142652,509,240,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, for the love of God.",1006000,TRUE,9,4088,Lisa Simpson,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Oh, for the love of God.",oh for the love of god,6 +142653,509,241,(NEW YORK SKYLINE: ext. New york skyline - early evening),1011000,FALSE,NA,4089,NA,NEW YORK SKYLINE,NA,NA,NA +142654,509,242,(INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER: ext. inside delacorte theater - late evening),1011000,FALSE,NA,4088,NA,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,NA,NA,NA +142655,509,243,Narrator: For never was a story of more woe / Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.,1011000,TRUE,56,4088,Narrator,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,For never was a story of more woe / Than this of Juliet and her Romeo.,for never was a story of more woe than this of juliet and her romeo,15 +142656,509,244,"Marge Simpson: (SHAKESPEAREAN) Our search for culture is thus concluded / For the bard of Avon is well-suited / To a crowd with ev'ry cell phone muted / (BEAT) Jeez, I can't stop talking like this.",1018000,TRUE,1,4088,Marge Simpson,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Our search for culture is thus concluded / For the bard of Avon is well-suited / To a crowd with ev'ry cell phone muted / Jeez, I can't stop talking like this.",our search for culture is thus concluded for the bard of avon is well-suited to a crowd with evry cell phone muted jeez i cant stop talking like this,29 +142657,509,245,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, don't ever stop, because tonight we made it in New York!",1029000,TRUE,9,4088,Lisa Simpson,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,"Hey, don't ever stop, because tonight we made it in New York!",hey dont ever stop because tonight we made it in new york,12 +142658,509,246,New York Cop: Those the people who took over the theater?,1034000,TRUE,6154,4088,New York Cop,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,Those the people who took over the theater?,those the people who took over the theater,8 +142659,509,247,New York Cop: Pepper spray and power wash: the New York hug and kiss.,1036000,TRUE,6154,4088,New York Cop,INSIDE DELACORTE THEATER,Pepper spray and power wash: the New York hug and kiss.,pepper spray and power wash the new york hug and kiss,11 +142660,509,248,(ROCK CENTER CAFÉ: int. rock center café - continuous),1046000,FALSE,NA,4090,NA,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,NA,NA,NA +142661,509,249,"Cletus Spuckler: Now Mary, you listen to me. I am one-third your father and you gon come back.",1046000,TRUE,1413,4090,Cletus Spuckler,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,"Now Mary, you listen to me. I am one-third your father and you gon come back.",now mary you listen to me i am one-third your father and you gon come back,16 +142662,509,250,"Mary: If ya'll will excuse me, I'm gonna wash my face for the ride home.",1051000,TRUE,4539,4090,Mary,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,"If ya'll will excuse me, I'm gonna wash my face for the ride home.",if yall will excuse me im gonna wash my face for the ride home,14 +142663,509,251,"Cletus Spuckler: Enjoy your fancy-schmancy ""in-house"" for the last time.",1055000,TRUE,1413,4090,Cletus Spuckler,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,"Enjoy your fancy-schmancy ""in-house"" for the last time.",enjoy your fancy-schmancy in-house for the last time,8 +142664,509,252,Bart Simpson: (TO HOMER AND CLETUS) Um... I've gotta go.,1062000,TRUE,8,4090,Bart Simpson,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,Um... I've gotta go.,um ive gotta go,4 +142665,509,253,Homer Simpson: Go where?,1063000,TRUE,2,4090,Homer Simpson,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,Go where?,go where,2 +142666,509,254,"Bart Simpson: Uh, well, since we're here, I'm gonna go try to get Al Roker's autograph.",1065000,TRUE,8,4090,Bart Simpson,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,"Uh, well, since we're here, I'm gonna go try to get Al Roker's autograph.",uh well since were here im gonna go try to get al rokers autograph,14 +142667,509,255,"Al Roker: Here you go, little fan. (UPBEAT) Killer storm on the way!",1069000,TRUE,6155,4090,Al Roker,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,"Here you go, little fan. Killer storm on the way!",here you go little fan killer storm on the way,10 +142668,509,256,Bart Simpson: (FRUSTRATED) Um... I'm gonna go try to sell this.,1072000,TRUE,8,4090,Bart Simpson,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,Um... I'm gonna go try to sell this.,um im gonna go try to sell this,8 +142669,509,257,Al Roker: (UPBEAT) I'll buy it back!,1076000,TRUE,6155,4090,Al Roker,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,I'll buy it back!,ill buy it back,4 +142670,509,258,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),1076000,FALSE,8,4090,Bart Simpson,ROCK CENTER CAFÉ,NA,NA,NA +142671,509,259,(NEW YORK: ext. new york - establishing - a little later),1081000,FALSE,NA,3171,NA,NEW YORK,NA,NA,NA +142672,509,260,(Grand Central Station: Int. Grand Central Station - continuous),1081000,FALSE,NA,4091,NA,Grand Central Station,NA,NA,NA +142673,509,261,"Mary: Goodbye, Bart. And don't worry. There'll be other Mary Spucklers, including my sisters Mary Zeke and Mary Not-Quite-Right.",1081000,TRUE,4539,4091,Mary,Grand Central Station,"Goodbye, Bart. And don't worry. There'll be other Mary Spucklers, including my sisters Mary Zeke and Mary Not-Quite-Right.",goodbye bart and dont worry therell be other mary spucklers including my sisters mary zeke and mary not-quite-right,18 +142674,509,262,(GRAND CENTRAL: Int. Grand central - a little bit later),1097000,FALSE,NA,4092,NA,GRAND CENTRAL,NA,NA,NA +142675,509,263,"Mary: Bart if any girl tries to fix you, let 'em. Because you've got a couple of big problems. (DOPPLER) But mostly you're great!",1097000,TRUE,4539,4092,Mary,GRAND CENTRAL,"Bart if any girl tries to fix you, let 'em. Because you've got a couple of big problems. But mostly you're great!",bart if any girl tries to fix you let em because youve got a couple of big problems but mostly youre great,22 +142676,509,264,"Cletus Spuckler: Boy, you tell me where Mary's gone.",1109000,TRUE,1413,4092,Cletus Spuckler,GRAND CENTRAL,"Boy, you tell me where Mary's gone.",boy you tell me where marys gone,7 +142677,509,265,Bart Simpson: I can't.,1111000,TRUE,8,4092,Bart Simpson,GRAND CENTRAL,I can't.,i cant,2 +142678,509,266,"Homer Simpson: (THREATENING) Boy, you squeal like a piggy for the hillbilly man!",1112000,TRUE,2,4092,Homer Simpson,GRAND CENTRAL,"Boy, you squeal like a piggy for the hillbilly man!",boy you squeal like a piggy for the hillbilly man,10 +142679,509,267,"Bart Simpson: (EARNEST) I can't, because Mary's the girl that proves that girls can like me. And she wouldn't like me anymore if I gave her up. (TO CLETUS) So I won't, even if you torture me like you do the English language.",1116000,TRUE,8,4092,Bart Simpson,GRAND CENTRAL,"I can't, because Mary's the girl that proves that girls can like me. And she wouldn't like me anymore if I gave her up. So I won't, even if you torture me like you do the English language.",i cant because marys the girl that proves that girls can like me and she wouldnt like me anymore if i gave her up so i wont even if you torture me like you do the english language,38 +142708,510,9,Crowd: (VERY DISAPPOINTED NOISE),231000,FALSE,75,216,Crowd,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142709,510,10,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Thanks a lot, Liser.",240000,TRUE,240,216,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield,"Thanks a lot, Liser.",thanks a lot liser,4 +142815,510,116,"Homer Simpson: (""NOT QUITE FINISHED"" NOISE)",723000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142680,509,268,"Cletus Spuckler: (DUMBFOUNDED) Oh, well if that ain't aren't the isn't. (SIGHS) I guess I just gotta let Mary find her own way. Come on. Let's head on back to Springfield.",1125000,TRUE,1413,4092,Cletus Spuckler,GRAND CENTRAL,"Oh, well if that ain't aren't the isn't. I guess I just gotta let Mary find her own way. Come on. Let's head on back to Springfield.",oh well if that aint arent the isnt i guess i just gotta let mary find her own way come on lets head on back to springfield,27 +142681,509,269,"Cletus Spuckler: Uh, one on-getter for the clickety-clack, please.",1135000,TRUE,1413,4092,Cletus Spuckler,GRAND CENTRAL,"Uh, one on-getter for the clickety-clack, please.",uh one on-getter for the clickety-clack please,7 +142682,509,270,(Train Tracks: Ext. train tracks - day),1144000,FALSE,NA,1851,NA,Train Tracks,NA,NA,NA +142683,509,271,(ANOTHER TRAIN: Int. another train - later),1144000,FALSE,NA,4093,NA,ANOTHER TRAIN,NA,NA,NA +142684,509,272,"Cletus Spuckler: You miss her, don't you, son?",1144000,TRUE,1413,4093,Cletus Spuckler,ANOTHER TRAIN,"You miss her, don't you, son?",you miss her dont you son,6 +142685,509,273,Cletus Spuckler: (KINDLY) You want a picture of her for your wallet?,1147000,TRUE,1413,4093,Cletus Spuckler,ANOTHER TRAIN,You want a picture of her for your wallet?,you want a picture of her for your wallet,9 +142686,509,274,"Cletus Spuckler: Uh, she's somewhere in B-3.",1149000,TRUE,1413,4093,Cletus Spuckler,ANOTHER TRAIN,"Uh, she's somewhere in B-3.",uh shes somewhere in b-3,5 +142687,509,275,"Bart Simpson: Thanks, man.",1153000,TRUE,8,4093,Bart Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,"Thanks, man.",thanks man,2 +142688,509,276,"Homer Simpson: Aw, look at that -- my little guy's finally realizing how complicated grown-up feelings can be.",1155000,TRUE,2,4093,Homer Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,"Aw, look at that -- my little guy's finally realizing how complicated grown-up feelings can be.",aw look at that -- my little guys finally realizing how complicated grown-up feelings can be,16 +142689,509,277,"Marge Simpson: Well at least it didn't end as bad as ""Romeo and Juliet.""",1163000,TRUE,1,4093,Marge Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,"Well at least it didn't end as bad as ""Romeo and Juliet.""",well at least it didnt end as bad as romeo and juliet,12 +142690,509,278,"Homer Simpson: Heh, no kidding, I saw your reviews.",1166000,TRUE,2,4093,Homer Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,"Heh, no kidding, I saw your reviews.",heh no kidding i saw your reviews,7 +142691,509,279,"Lisa Simpson: (MAD) Hey! I specifically said no critics! This is outrageous! (READING) Ooh, but they like me!",1168000,TRUE,9,4093,Lisa Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,"Hey! I specifically said no critics! This is outrageous! Ooh, but they like me!",hey i specifically said no critics this is outrageous ooh but they like me,14 +142692,509,280,"Homer Simpson: I hope you enjoyed the show tonight. And if you're worried about when the air conditioner fell on my head, rest assured it was a stunt man and his family is being well taken care of.",1183000,TRUE,2,4093,Homer Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,"I hope you enjoyed the show tonight. And if you're worried about when the air conditioner fell on my head, rest assured it was a stunt man and his family is being well taken care of.",i hope you enjoyed the show tonight and if youre worried about when the air conditioner fell on my head rest assured it was a stunt man and his family is being well taken care of,36 +142693,509,281,Lisa Simpson: But we're here to ask if you have an idea for a couch gag.,1193000,TRUE,9,4093,Lisa Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,But we're here to ask if you have an idea for a couch gag.,but were here to ask if you have an idea for a couch gag,14 +142694,509,282,Bart Simpson: The best submission will be animated and appear on the show!,1197000,TRUE,8,4093,Bart Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,The best submission will be animated and appear on the show!,the best submission will be animated and appear on the show,11 +142695,509,283,Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Do we screw them on the credit?,1200000,TRUE,2,4093,Homer Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,Do we screw them on the credit?,do we screw them on the credit,7 +142696,509,284,"Marge Simpson: No! For details, log onto thesimpsons.com.",1202000,TRUE,1,4093,Marge Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,"No! For details, log onto thesimpsons.com.",no for details log onto thesimpsonscom,6 +142697,509,285,Bart Simpson: I'm submitting mine now.,1206000,TRUE,8,4093,Bart Simpson,ANOTHER TRAIN,I'm submitting mine now.,im submitting mine now,4 +142698,509,286,Barts: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),1206000,FALSE,6156,4093,Barts,ANOTHER TRAIN,NA,NA,NA +142699,510,0,"""t"": (AS IT SHRUGS) Eh.",13000,TRUE,6157,NA,t,NA,Eh.,eh,1 +142700,510,1,(Springfield: ext. sPRINGFIELD - DAY),199000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142701,510,2,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Welcome to the grand opening of our whatchamacallit, which thanks to the lobbying of Lisa Simpson, we built instead of a new baseball stadium.",199000,TRUE,240,216,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield,"Welcome to the grand opening of our whatchamacallit, which thanks to the lobbying of Lisa Simpson, we built instead of a new baseball stadium.",welcome to the grand opening of our whatchamacallit which thanks to the lobbying of lisa simpson we built instead of a new baseball stadium,24 +142702,510,3,Crowd: (GRUMBLES),199000,FALSE,75,216,Crowd,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142703,510,4,Homer Simpson: At least the pennant works both ways.,207000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,At least the pennant works both ways.,at least the pennant works both ways,7 +142704,510,5,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Professor Frink will now throw a switch, which will either answer certain obscure questions of subatomic physics or destroy the universe.",209000,TRUE,240,216,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield,"Professor Frink will now throw a switch, which will either answer certain obscure questions of subatomic physics or destroy the universe.",professor frink will now throw a switch which will either answer certain obscure questions of subatomic physics or destroy the universe,21 +142705,510,6,Professor Jonathan Frink: (AMAZED) Oh my god particle!,227000,TRUE,442,216,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield,Oh my god particle!,oh my god particle,4 +142706,510,7,"Mayor Joe Quimby: (EXCITED) What is it, Professor?",229000,TRUE,240,216,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield,"What is it, Professor?",what is it professor,4 +142707,510,8,Professor Jonathan Frink: You can tell your grandchildren you were here when humanity finally learned that this accelerator is much too small to tell us anything important.,231000,TRUE,442,216,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield,You can tell your grandchildren you were here when humanity finally learned that this accelerator is much too small to tell us anything important.,you can tell your grandchildren you were here when humanity finally learned that this accelerator is much too small to tell us anything important,24 +142710,510,11,Lenny Leonard: That money could've been used for a war!,242000,TRUE,165,216,Lenny Leonard,Springfield,That money could've been used for a war!,that money couldve been used for a war,8 +142711,510,12,"Groundskeeper Willie: (SNORING NOISES, THEN WAKES UP)",242000,FALSE,404,216,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142712,510,13,Groundskeeper Willie: No one takes Willie's mop!,267000,TRUE,404,216,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield,No one takes Willie's mop!,no one takes willies mop,5 +142713,510,14,Groundskeeper Willie: (NERVOUS NOISES) Take the mop! Take the mop!,270000,TRUE,404,216,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield,Take the mop! Take the mop!,take the mop take the mop,6 +142714,510,15,(SUPERCOLLIDER: Ext. supercollider - continuous),275000,FALSE,NA,4094,NA,SUPERCOLLIDER,NA,NA,NA +142715,510,16,Lisa Simpson: Huh?,275000,TRUE,9,4094,Lisa Simpson,SUPERCOLLIDER,Huh?,huh,1 +142716,510,17,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) A mini black hole!,277000,TRUE,9,4094,Lisa Simpson,SUPERCOLLIDER,A mini black hole!,a mini black hole,4 +142717,510,18,Ralph Wiggum: Whee! (SUCKED-IN NOISE),281000,TRUE,119,4094,Ralph Wiggum,SUPERCOLLIDER,Whee!,whee,1 +142718,510,19,"Lisa Simpson: (UPSET NOISE) Oh no, I've got to take it away before more clueless kids fall into it!",284000,TRUE,9,4094,Lisa Simpson,SUPERCOLLIDER,"Oh no, I've got to take it away before more clueless kids fall into it!",oh no ive got to take it away before more clueless kids fall into it,15 +142719,510,20,Nelson Muntz: Geronimo! (SUCKED-IN NOISE),288000,TRUE,101,4094,Nelson Muntz,SUPERCOLLIDER,Geronimo!,geronimo,1 +142720,510,21,Cletus Spuckler: (THRILLED) I's rich!,300000,TRUE,1413,4094,Cletus Spuckler,SUPERCOLLIDER,I's rich!,is rich,2 +142721,510,22,Cletus Spuckler: (SADLY) I's poor and shackless.,300000,TRUE,1413,4094,Cletus Spuckler,SUPERCOLLIDER,I's poor and shackless.,is poor and shackless,4 +142722,510,23,(SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT: Int. simpson house - basement - a little later),309000,FALSE,NA,4095,NA,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +142723,510,24,Homer Simpson: Lisa! Do you have a stray dog down there?,309000,TRUE,2,4095,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,Lisa! Do you have a stray dog down there?,lisa do you have a stray dog down there,9 +142724,510,25,"Lisa Simpson: Um, it's a lot worse than a stray dog.",312000,TRUE,9,4095,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,"Um, it's a lot worse than a stray dog.",um its a lot worse than a stray dog,9 +142725,510,26,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Two stray dogs?,315000,TRUE,2,4095,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,Two stray dogs?,two stray dogs,3 +142726,510,27,Lisa Simpson: It's a black hole!,317000,TRUE,9,4095,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,It's a black hole!,its a black hole,4 +142727,510,28,Homer Simpson: That was gonna be my next guess!,318000,TRUE,2,4095,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,That was gonna be my next guess!,that was gonna be my next guess,7 +142728,510,29,"Lisa Simpson: Are you sure your next guess wasn't ""three stray dogs?""",320000,TRUE,9,4095,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,"Are you sure your next guess wasn't ""three stray dogs?""",are you sure your next guess wasnt three stray dogs,10 +142729,510,30,Homer Simpson: (BEAT) Maybe.,323000,TRUE,2,4095,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT,Maybe.,maybe,1 +142730,510,31,(BASEMENT: Int. basement - a little later),325000,FALSE,NA,1120,NA,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +142731,510,32,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) A black hole? (LOUD WHISPER) I'm sorry, can we call it that?",325000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,"A black hole? I'm sorry, can we call it that?",a black hole im sorry can we call it that,10 +142732,510,33,"Lisa Simpson: Yes, it's the preferred term. And most scientists believe that what enters a black hole never comes out. But some think they may be a gateway to other universes.",329000,TRUE,9,1120,Lisa Simpson,BASEMENT,"Yes, it's the preferred term. And most scientists believe that what enters a black hole never comes out. But some think they may be a gateway to other universes.",yes its the preferred term and most scientists believe that what enters a black hole never comes out but some think they may be a gateway to other universes,29 +142733,510,34,"Homer Simpson: Hey, can it open a pretzel bag for me? Help a brother out, B.H.",338000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,"Hey, can it open a pretzel bag for me? Help a brother out, B.H.",hey can it open a pretzel bag for me help a brother out bh,14 +142734,510,35,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,342000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +142735,510,36,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),342000,FALSE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +142736,510,37,"Lisa Simpson: Guys, stop throwing things in the hole -- the more you throw in, the bigger and more dangerous it becomes!",348000,TRUE,9,1120,Lisa Simpson,BASEMENT,"Guys, stop throwing things in the hole -- the more you throw in, the bigger and more dangerous it becomes!",guys stop throwing things in the hole -- the more you throw in the bigger and more dangerous it becomes,20 +142737,510,38,"Homer Simpson: (TO LISA) Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something!",354000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,"Come on, you can't look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something!",come on you cant look at that infinitely dense little guy and not want to feed it something,18 +142738,510,39,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, don't pat it!",359000,TRUE,9,1120,Lisa Simpson,BASEMENT,"Dad, don't pat it!",dad dont pat it,4 +142739,510,40,Homer Simpson: Why should-- (SHRIEKS),361000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Why should--,why should--,2 +142740,510,41,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES),361000,FALSE,8,1120,Bart Simpson,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +142741,510,42,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little...,361000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Why you little...,why you little,3 +142742,510,43,Homer Simpson: (BOOMING) I am nature's perfect choking machine!,361000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,I am nature's perfect choking machine!,i am natures perfect choking machine,6 +142743,510,44,Bart Simpson: (CHOKES TILL NEAR DEATH),361000,FALSE,8,1120,Bart Simpson,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +142744,510,45,"Marge Simpson: Okay, that's it! I'm putting a baby-gate across the black hole, and don't throw anything more into it! Uh-oh, yes, Homer.",369000,TRUE,1,1120,Marge Simpson,BASEMENT,"Okay, that's it! I'm putting a baby-gate across the black hole, and don't throw anything more into it! Uh-oh, yes, Homer.",okay thats it im putting a baby-gate across the black hole and dont throw anything more into it uh-oh yes homer,21 +142745,510,46,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, that's creepy.",378000,TRUE,9,1120,Lisa Simpson,BASEMENT,"Dad, that's creepy.",dad thats creepy,3 +142746,510,47,Homer Simpson: Sorry.,380000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Sorry.,sorry,1 +142747,510,48,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - nighttime - establishing),386000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142748,510,49,"Marge Simpson: I know we shouldn't feed this, but grease brings raccoons.",386000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know we shouldn't feed this, but grease brings raccoons.",i know we shouldnt feed this but grease brings raccoons,10 +142749,510,50,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (GETTING SUCKED IN NOISE),386000,FALSE,40,5,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142750,510,51,Marge Simpson: Quit bageling my English muffins!,422000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Quit bageling my English muffins!,quit bageling my english muffins,5 +142751,510,52,Lisa Simpson: The black hole is looking a lot bigger. Does anybody want to admit to throwing things in?,425000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,The black hole is looking a lot bigger. Does anybody want to admit to throwing things in?,the black hole is looking a lot bigger does anybody want to admit to throwing things in,17 +142752,510,53,Homer Simpson: Nope. / Not me. / Do we even still have that thing?,430000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Nope. / Not me. / Do we even still have that thing?,nope not me do we even still have that thing,10 +142753,510,54,Lisa Simpson: And I have to ask... has anyone seen the cat?,432000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,And I have to ask... has anyone seen the cat?,and i have to ask has anyone seen the cat,10 +142754,510,55,Santa's Little Helper: (FEIGNED INNOCENT WOOF),432000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142755,510,56,Marge Simpson: Now what?,440000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Now what?,now what,2 +142756,510,57,"Homer Simpson: Okay, it's possible that someone may have started a business called ""Magic Craphole Waste Removal,"" but it wasn't me.",444000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, it's possible that someone may have started a business called ""Magic Craphole Waste Removal,"" but it wasn't me.",okay its possible that someone may have started a business called magic craphole waste removal but it wasnt me,19 +142757,510,58,Lisa Simpson: (GROSSED OUT NOISE),444000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142758,510,59,"Lisa Simpson: Stop! This is a black hole, not a lawn and leaf bag! If one more thing gets in there it could reach critical mass!",469000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Stop! This is a black hole, not a lawn and leaf bag! If one more thing gets in there it could reach critical mass!",stop this is a black hole not a lawn and leaf bag if one more thing gets in there it could reach critical mass,24 +142759,510,60,Milhouse Van Houten: I did it! I hit my first homerun!,482000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,I did it! I hit my first homerun!,i did it i hit my first homerun,8 +142760,510,61,Lisa Simpson: Noooo!,485000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Noooo!,noooo,1 +142761,510,62,"Kirk Van Houten: I'm still proud of you, buddy! And look! I've got money to take you for pizza!",487000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"I'm still proud of you, buddy! And look! I've got money to take you for pizza!",im still proud of you buddy and look ive got money to take you for pizza,16 +142762,510,63,"Kirk Van Houten: (DOPPLER) You saw that I had the money, right?",492000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"You saw that I had the money, right?",you saw that i had the money right,8 +142763,510,64,(WORMHOLE: INT. WORMHOLE - continuous),532000,FALSE,NA,4096,NA,WORMHOLE,NA,NA,NA +142764,510,65,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS),532000,FALSE,9,4096,Lisa Simpson,WORMHOLE,NA,NA,NA +142765,510,66,(ALIEN UNIVERSE: ext. alien universe - moments later),532000,FALSE,NA,4097,NA,ALIEN UNIVERSE,NA,NA,NA +142766,510,67,"Ethereal Being: (CULTURED BRITISH VOICE) Welcome, trans-dimensional visitors.",532000,TRUE,6158,4097,Ethereal Being,ALIEN UNIVERSE,"Welcome, trans-dimensional visitors.",welcome trans-dimensional visitors,3 +142767,510,68,2nd Ethereal Being: (ALSO BRITISH) We have received your many gifts with gratitude.,535000,TRUE,6159,4097,2nd Ethereal Being,ALIEN UNIVERSE,We have received your many gifts with gratitude.,we have received your many gifts with gratitude,8 +142768,510,69,Nelson Muntz: Haw-haw!,539000,TRUE,101,4097,Nelson Muntz,ALIEN UNIVERSE,Haw-haw!,haw-haw,1 +142769,510,70,Ethereal Being: We have built our society around the treasures you have sent.,541000,TRUE,6158,4097,Ethereal Being,ALIEN UNIVERSE,We have built our society around the treasures you have sent.,we have built our society around the treasures you have sent,11 +142770,510,71,2nd Ethereal Being: Our most popular magazine is your President's Day mattress blow-out insert.,545000,TRUE,6159,4097,2nd Ethereal Being,ALIEN UNIVERSE,Our most popular magazine is your President's Day mattress blow-out insert.,our most popular magazine is your presidents day mattress blow-out insert,11 +142771,510,72,Ethereal Being: Our favorite food is your banana peel.,551000,TRUE,6158,4097,Ethereal Being,ALIEN UNIVERSE,Our favorite food is your banana peel.,our favorite food is your banana peel,7 +142772,510,73,2nd Ethereal Being: And we listen to all our music on the most wonderful device ever created... the Zune.,555000,TRUE,6159,4097,2nd Ethereal Being,ALIEN UNIVERSE,And we listen to all our music on the most wonderful device ever created... the Zune.,and we listen to all our music on the most wonderful device ever created the zune,16 +142773,510,74,Ethereal Beings: (WORSHIPFUL) Zune... Zune... Zune...,561000,TRUE,6160,4097,Ethereal Beings,ALIEN UNIVERSE,Zune... Zune... Zune...,zune zune zune,3 +142774,510,75,Homer Simpson: Treasures? Gifts? You got it all wrong. That stuff is just our old--,564000,TRUE,2,4097,Homer Simpson,ALIEN UNIVERSE,Treasures? Gifts? You got it all wrong. That stuff is just our old--,treasures gifts you got it all wrong that stuff is just our old--,13 +142775,510,76,Marge Simpson: Wonderful stuff! Enjoy it!,568000,TRUE,1,4097,Marge Simpson,ALIEN UNIVERSE,Wonderful stuff! Enjoy it!,wonderful stuff enjoy it,4 +142776,510,77,Ethereal Beings: (WORSHIPFUL) Zune...,568000,TRUE,6160,4097,Ethereal Beings,ALIEN UNIVERSE,Zune...,zune,1 +142777,510,78,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - foyer - day),577000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142778,510,79,Homer Simpson: Day one.,577000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Day one.,day one,2 +142779,510,80,Homer Simpson: We've bought this camera because strange things have been going on at our house in the dead of night.,577000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We've bought this camera because strange things have been going on at our house in the dead of night.,weve bought this camera because strange things have been going on at our house in the dead of night,19 +142780,510,81,"Homer Simpson: And if anyone finds this footage after we're all missing or dead, remember me as a hero.",588000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And if anyone finds this footage after we're all missing or dead, remember me as a hero.",and if anyone finds this footage after were all missing or dead remember me as a hero,17 +142781,510,82,"Bart Simpson: Dad, you forgot to pick me up after Little League!",588000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, you forgot to pick me up after Little League!",dad you forgot to pick me up after little league,10 +142782,510,83,Lisa Simpson: You tossed your car keys in my bean plant! (PULLS OUT KEYS),596000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You tossed your car keys in my bean plant!,you tossed your car keys in my bean plant,9 +142783,510,84,Homer Simpson: (DRAMATIC) A hero.,599000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,A hero.,a hero,2 +142784,510,85,Ned Flanders: Homer! Is that my camera?,600000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Homer! Is that my camera?,homer is that my camera,5 +142785,510,86,Homer Simpson: Hero away!,602000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hero away!,hero away,2 +142786,510,87,(Master Bedroom: INT. MASTER bedroom - night),605000,FALSE,NA,46,NA,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +142787,510,88,Homer Simpson: Night One. Wanna snuggle?,605000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,Night One. Wanna snuggle?,night one wanna snuggle,4 +142788,510,89,Marge Simpson: Not with the camera on. (TURNS PAGE),611000,TRUE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,Not with the camera on.,not with the camera on,5 +142789,510,90,Homer Simpson: (SNEAKY) I turned it off.,613000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,I turned it off.,i turned it off,4 +142790,510,91,Marge Simpson: (LOOKS UP) Looks like the red light's on.,614000,TRUE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,Looks like the red light's on.,looks like the red lights on,6 +142791,510,92,"Homer Simpson: I swear, I am not filming.",616000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,"I swear, I am not filming.",i swear i am not filming,6 +142792,510,93,Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Note to self: edit out my lies.,619000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,Note to self: edit out my lies.,note to self edit out my lies,7 +142793,510,94,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),619000,FALSE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +142794,510,95,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - later that night),650000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142795,510,96,"Homer Simpson: (SCARED ""WAKING UP"" SCREAMS)",650000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142796,510,97,Homer Simpson: Wait! Don't kill the monster without me!,650000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Wait! Don't kill the monster without me!,wait dont kill the monster without me,7 +142797,510,98,Marge Simpson: (SCREAM),650000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142798,510,99,"Homer Simpson: I'm right behind you, honey! (SHOCKED) We have stairs?! (ADLIB PAINFUL TUMBLING DOWN STAIRS NOISE)",653000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm right behind you, honey! We have stairs?!",im right behind you honey we have stairs,8 +142799,510,100,Homer Simpson: What the?,659000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the?,what the,2 +142800,510,101,Marge Simpson: (HYPERVENTILATES),659000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142801,510,102,Lisa Simpson: Why is this happening to us?,671000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Why is this happening to us?,why is this happening to us,6 +142802,510,103,"Marge Simpson: I don't know, I don't know! I'm sure I don't know!",673000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't know, I don't know! I'm sure I don't know!",i dont know i dont know im sure i dont know,11 +142803,510,104,"Homer Simpson: Oh, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious, invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now go to bed.",676000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, sweetie, sometimes a mysterious, invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them. Now go to bed.",oh sweetie sometimes a mysterious invisible being from hell waits for a family to go to sleep then kills them now go to bed,24 +142804,510,105,Lisa Simpson: But--,683000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,But--,but--,1 +142805,510,106,"Homer Simpson: (FIRMLY) Eh-eh, school night.",685000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Eh-eh, school night.",eh-eh school night,3 +142806,510,107,Homer Simpson: Now you're sure I bought enough cameras and extended warranties to catch that ghost?,686000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now you're sure I bought enough cameras and extended warranties to catch that ghost?,now youre sure i bought enough cameras and extended warranties to catch that ghost,14 +142807,510,108,"Technician: (WISEGUY) Sir, whatever happens in this house, these cameras will pick it up.",691000,TRUE,1333,5,Technician,Simpson Home,"Sir, whatever happens in this house, these cameras will pick it up.",sir whatever happens in this house these cameras will pick it up,12 +142808,510,109,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, I can't wait for tonight's massacre.",695000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, I can't wait for tonight's massacre.",ooh i cant wait for tonights massacre,7 +142809,510,110,"Homer Simpson: (CASUAL) Hey, Marge.",714000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Marge.",hey marge,2 +142810,510,111,Marge Simpson: (OMINOUS GROWL),714000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142811,510,112,"Homer Simpson: (SEXY) Oh, like what you see, huh?",717000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, like what you see, huh?",oh like what you see huh,6 +142812,510,113,Marge Simpson: (OMINOUS GROWL),717000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142813,510,114,Homer Simpson: I like it when you don't say words.,721000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I like it when you don't say words.,i like it when you dont say words,8 +142814,510,115,"Marge Simpson: Come here, you. (KISSING NOISES) / (OMINOUS GROWLS)",723000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Come here, you. /",come here you,3 +142816,510,117,"Chief Wiggum: Yeah. That's hellfire all right. Someone in this family has made a deal with the devil, and now the devil wants his due!",750000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Yeah. That's hellfire all right. Someone in this family has made a deal with the devil, and now the devil wants his due!",yeah thats hellfire all right someone in this family has made a deal with the devil and now the devil wants his due,23 +142817,510,118,"Chief Wiggum: Now remember, this creature feeds on your fear.",757000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Now remember, this creature feeds on your fear.",now remember this creature feeds on your fear,8 +142818,510,119,Chief Wiggum: (TERRIFIED) What the hell was that?!,760000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,What the hell was that?!,what the hell was that,5 +142819,510,120,"Chief Wiggum: Actually, he feeds on more than just fear.",764000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Actually, he feeds on more than just fear.",actually he feeds on more than just fear,8 +142820,510,121,Marge Simpson: Give back my baby!,782000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Give back my baby!,give back my baby,4 +142821,510,122,Demon: We had a deal!,784000,TRUE,4423,5,Demon,Simpson Home,We had a deal!,we had a deal,4 +142822,510,123,"Lisa Simpson: (TERRIFIED) Mom, what's going on?",785000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, what's going on?",mom whats going on,4 +142823,510,124,"Demon: Don't act so surprised, Marge. You knew this day was coming!",787000,TRUE,4423,5,Demon,Simpson Home,"Don't act so surprised, Marge. You knew this day was coming!",dont act so surprised marge you knew this day was coming,11 +142824,510,125,Bart Simpson: Let's see what we're dealin' with here.,791000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Let's see what we're dealin' with here.,lets see what were dealin with here,7 +142825,510,126,Lisa Simpson: It's Moe with wings!,794000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It's Moe with wings!,its moe with wings,4 +142826,510,127,"Demon: Moe Szyslak? Come on, he's much more hideous and evil than me!",795000,TRUE,4423,5,Demon,Simpson Home,"Moe Szyslak? Come on, he's much more hideous and evil than me!",moe szyslak come on hes much more hideous and evil than me,12 +142827,510,128,Lisa Simpson: (AGREEING NOISES),795000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142828,510,129,Marge Simpson: (SOBS) I brought this on us all. It began when I was a girl...,801000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I brought this on us all. It began when I was a girl...,i brought this on us all it began when i was a girl,13 +142829,510,130,(MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME: int. marge's childhood home - attic - day),813000,FALSE,NA,1166,NA,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,NA,NA,NA +142830,510,131,Teenage Selma: (CHANTING) Hail Satan!,813000,TRUE,5324,1166,Teenage Selma,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Hail Satan!,hail satan,2 +142831,510,132,Little Marge: What are you doing?,815000,TRUE,6161,1166,Little Marge,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +142832,510,133,Teenage Patty: Trying to summon the devil.,815000,TRUE,5325,1166,Teenage Patty,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Trying to summon the devil.,trying to summon the devil,5 +142833,510,134,Little Marge: Why?,817000,TRUE,6161,1166,Little Marge,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Why?,why,1 +142834,510,135,Teenage Patty: Nothing good on TV.,817000,TRUE,5325,1166,Teenage Patty,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Nothing good on TV.,nothing good on tv,4 +142835,510,136,Teenage Selma: We have no boyfriends.,819000,TRUE,5324,1166,Teenage Selma,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,We have no boyfriends.,we have no boyfriends,4 +142836,510,137,Teenage Patty: We're bored.,820000,TRUE,5325,1166,Teenage Patty,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,We're bored.,were bored,2 +142837,510,138,Teenage Selma: Something to do.,820000,TRUE,5324,1166,Teenage Selma,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Something to do.,something to do,3 +142838,510,139,Teenage Selma: (CHANTING) Hail Satan / the minister of sinister / Rude dude with the bad 'tude,822000,TRUE,5324,1166,Teenage Selma,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Hail Satan / the minister of sinister / Rude dude with the bad 'tude,hail satan the minister of sinister rude dude with the bad tude,12 +142839,510,140,PATTY/SELMA: (SCREAM),822000,FALSE,6162,1166,PATTY/SELMA,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,NA,NA,NA +142840,510,141,"Teenage Patty: (CHOKING) Save us, Marge!",831000,TRUE,5325,1166,Teenage Patty,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,"Save us, Marge!",save us marge,3 +142841,510,142,Teenage Selma: We'll never make fun of any man you date or marry.,833000,TRUE,5324,1166,Teenage Selma,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,We'll never make fun of any man you date or marry.,well never make fun of any man you date or marry,11 +142842,510,143,"Little Marge: Um... Mr. Demon, could you come back for my sisters later?",836000,TRUE,6161,1166,Little Marge,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,"Um... Mr. Demon, could you come back for my sisters later?",um mr demon could you come back for my sisters later,11 +142843,510,144,"Demon: Very well, you have thirty years. But when I return, Marge, I shall take your favorite child.",842000,TRUE,4423,1166,Demon,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,"Very well, you have thirty years. But when I return, Marge, I shall take your favorite child.",very well you have thirty years but when i return marge i shall take your favorite child,17 +142844,510,145,Lisa Simpson: I thought I was the favorite.,848000,TRUE,9,1166,Lisa Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,I thought I was the favorite.,i thought i was the favorite,6 +142845,510,146,Lisa Simpson: Not the favorite! Not the favorite!,851000,TRUE,9,1166,Lisa Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Not the favorite! Not the favorite!,not the favorite not the favorite,6 +142846,510,147,"Homer Simpson: Listen, pal, you seem like an honest guy.",854000,TRUE,2,1166,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,"Listen, pal, you seem like an honest guy.",listen pal you seem like an honest guy,8 +142847,510,148,Homer Simpson: Is there any other deal that you can accept?,857000,TRUE,2,1166,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Is there any other deal that you can accept?,is there any other deal that you can accept,9 +142848,510,149,Demon: (BEAT) Three-way.,860000,TRUE,4423,1166,Demon,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,Three-way.,three-way,1 +142849,510,150,"Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE INTRIGUED) You, me and Marge?",862000,TRUE,2,1166,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,"You, me and Marge?",you me and marge,4 +142850,510,151,"Demon: (NEGOTIATING) Demon, demon, you.",864000,TRUE,4423,1166,Demon,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,"Demon, demon, you.",demon demon you,3 +142950,510,251,"Homers: (SNICKER, LAUGH)",1247000,FALSE,4317,25,Homers,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +142851,510,152,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) I guess it's one of those things a dad has to do...,866000,TRUE,2,1166,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD HOME,I guess it's one of those things a dad has to do...,i guess its one of those things a dad has to do,12 +142852,510,153,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - night),870000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142853,510,154,"Homer Simpson: Now, before we start, what's the safe word?",870000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, before we start, what's the safe word?",now before we start whats the safe word,8 +142854,510,155,Demon: Cinnamon.,872000,TRUE,4423,5,Demon,Simpson Home,Cinnamon.,cinnamon,1 +142855,510,156,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, I like that. Now, I'd like to try something new if you don't mind...",874000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, I like that. Now, I'd like to try something new if you don't mind...",ooh i like that now id like to try something new if you dont mind,15 +142856,510,157,DEMONS: (PANICKY) Cinnamon / Cinnamon / Cinnamon!,878000,TRUE,6163,5,DEMONS,Simpson Home,Cinnamon / Cinnamon / Cinnamon!,cinnamon cinnamon cinnamon,3 +142857,510,158,Homer Simpson: Cinnamon!,878000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Cinnamon!,cinnamon,1 +142858,510,159,"Bart Simpson: Y'know, it's really not fair you're charging two hundred bucks for a comic that says twenty-five cents on the cover!",887000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Y'know, it's really not fair you're charging two hundred bucks for a comic that says twenty-five cents on the cover!",yknow its really not fair youre charging two hundred bucks for a comic that says twenty-five cents on the cover,20 +142859,510,160,Comic Book Guy: (SNORTS) The only way to buy that comic book for twenty-five cents is to go back to nineteen seventy-four.,893000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,The only way to buy that comic book for twenty-five cents is to go back to nineteen seventy-four.,the only way to buy that comic book for twenty-five cents is to go back to nineteen seventy-four,18 +142860,510,161,Bart Simpson: That's impossible!,897000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's impossible!,thats impossible,2 +142861,510,162,Bart Simpson: Or is it?,900000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Or is it?,or is it,3 +142862,510,163,(Downtown Springfield: EXT. DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD - CONTINUOUS),910000,FALSE,NA,449,NA,Downtown Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142863,510,164,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh, it worked! My time machine has worked! This is the most fantastically-powerful invention in mankind's history. (NOTICES BART) Here, kid. Hold my keys while I grab some lunch.",910000,TRUE,442,449,Professor Jonathan Frink,Downtown Springfield,"Oh, it worked! My time machine has worked! This is the most fantastically-powerful invention in mankind's history. Here, kid. Hold my keys while I grab some lunch.",oh it worked my time machine has worked this is the most fantastically-powerful invention in mankinds history here kid hold my keys while i grab some lunch,27 +142864,510,165,(Car: int. car - continuous),942000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +142865,510,166,Bart Simpson: Nineteen seventy-four! I won't be needing this.,942000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,Nineteen seventy-four! I won't be needing this.,nineteen seventy-four i wont be needing this,7 +142866,510,167,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - town square - 1974),954000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142867,510,168,Bart Simpson: Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one's mad at George Lucas.,954000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,Now to get my comic book and explore a world where no one's mad at George Lucas.,now to get my comic book and explore a world where no ones mad at george lucas,17 +142868,510,169,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: ext. android's dungeon - 1974),961000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +142869,510,170,"Bart Simpson: Eh, pretty good. A little preachy.",961000,TRUE,8,396,Bart Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Eh, pretty good. A little preachy.",eh pretty good a little preachy,6 +142870,510,171,"Principal Dondelinger: Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumbel.",963000,TRUE,370,396,Principal Dondelinger,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Well, well, well. If it isn't Homer Simpson and Barney Gumbel.",well well well if it isnt homer simpson and barney gumbel,11 +142871,510,172,(Springfield High School: Int. Springfield high - boys bathroom - 1974 - continuous),968000,FALSE,NA,307,NA,Springfield High School,NA,NA,NA +142872,510,173,"Principal Dondelinger: Allow me, gentlemen.",968000,TRUE,370,307,Principal Dondelinger,Springfield High School,"Allow me, gentlemen.",allow me gentlemen,3 +142873,510,174,Bart Simpson: It's Homer! Before his boobs came in!,971000,TRUE,8,307,Bart Simpson,Springfield High School,It's Homer! Before his boobs came in!,its homer before his boobs came in,7 +142874,510,175,(DETENTION HALL: Int. detention hall - 1974 - moments later),980000,FALSE,NA,309,NA,DETENTION HALL,NA,NA,NA +142875,510,176,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Homer.",980000,TRUE,8,309,Bart Simpson,DETENTION HALL,"Hey, Homer.",hey homer,2 +142877,510,178,"Bart Simpson: I'm your unwanted son from the future, who killed all your fun!",981000,TRUE,8,309,Bart Simpson,DETENTION HALL,"I'm your unwanted son from the future, who killed all your fun!",im your unwanted son from the future who killed all your fun,12 +142881,510,182,"Homer Simpson: (SMITTEN, DESPERATE) Would you go to the prom with me?",1000000,TRUE,2,309,Homer Simpson,DETENTION HALL,Would you go to the prom with me?,would you go to the prom with me,8 +142879,510,180,"Teenage Marge: Excuse me, is this room one-oh-six?",985000,TRUE,1,309,Teenage Marge,DETENTION HALL,"Excuse me, is this room one-oh-six?",excuse me is this room one-oh-six,6 +142880,510,181,Teenage Marge: Let go of him! What kind of jerk strangles a little boy?,996000,TRUE,1,309,Teenage Marge,DETENTION HALL,Let go of him! What kind of jerk strangles a little boy?,let go of him what kind of jerk strangles a little boy,12 +142884,510,185,Marge Simpson: It was not love at first sight!,1010000,TRUE,1,309,Marge Simpson,DETENTION HALL,It was not love at first sight!,it was not love at first sight,7 +142894,510,195,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba! If you guys don't get together... what does that mean for me in the future?,1026000,TRUE,8,309,Bart Simpson,DETENTION HALL,Ay carumba! If you guys don't get together... what does that mean for me in the future?,ay carumba if you guys dont get together what does that mean for me in the future,17 +142895,510,196,Bart Simpson: (GASPS) I don't exist?,1031000,TRUE,8,309,Bart Simpson,DETENTION HALL,I don't exist?,i dont exist,3 +142896,510,197,Bart Simpson: (TO SELF) Or... my life might be a hell of a lot better!,1035000,TRUE,8,309,Bart Simpson,DETENTION HALL,Or... my life might be a hell of a lot better!,or my life might be a hell of a lot better,11 +142897,510,198,"Bart Simpson: Ma'am, whatever you do, do not marry that ape.",1039000,TRUE,8,309,Bart Simpson,DETENTION HALL,"Ma'am, whatever you do, do not marry that ape.",maam whatever you do do not marry that ape,9 +142900,510,201,(Springfield Town Square: Ext. Springfield town square - 1974 - later),1052000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +142901,510,202,"Bart Simpson: Now to return to a future where I'm either rich or allowed to stand in front of a rich guy's house. Either way, better than now.",1052000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Now to return to a future where I'm either rich or allowed to stand in front of a rich guy's house. Either way, better than now.",now to return to a future where im either rich or allowed to stand in front of a rich guys house either way better than now,26 +142902,510,203,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - town square - the present),1067000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142906,510,207,Chief Wiggum: (SNORING NOISES),1077000,FALSE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +142908,510,209,(Evergreen Terrace: Ext. evergreen terrace - dawn),1094000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +142909,510,210,(MODERN ULTRA MANSION: Int. Modern ultra mansion - kitchen - continuous),1094000,FALSE,NA,4098,NA,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,NA,NA,NA +142910,510,211,"Marge Simpson: Here's your smoothie, sweetheart.",1094000,TRUE,1,4098,Marge Simpson,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,"Here's your smoothie, sweetheart.",heres your smoothie sweetheart,4 +142911,510,212,"Artie Ziff: Why would I suck smoothie, when I can suck face with you, Mrs. Artie Ziff!",1096000,TRUE,373,4098,Artie Ziff,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,"Why would I suck smoothie, when I can suck face with you, Mrs. Artie Ziff!",why would i suck smoothie when i can suck face with you mrs artie ziff,15 +142912,510,213,Marge Simpson: (SENSUAL KISSING NOISES),1096000,FALSE,1,4098,Marge Simpson,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,NA,NA,NA +142913,510,214,Bart Simpson: My Dad is Artie Ziff?,1105000,TRUE,8,4098,Bart Simpson,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,My Dad is Artie Ziff?,my dad is artie ziff,5 +142914,510,215,Artie Ziff: Indeed! Which makes you Barty Ziff!,1107000,TRUE,373,4098,Artie Ziff,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,Indeed! Which makes you Barty Ziff!,indeed which makes you barty ziff,6 +142915,510,216,Bart Simpson: (SHOCKED WHISPER) Oy carumba!,1113000,TRUE,8,4098,Bart Simpson,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,Oy carumba!,oy carumba,2 +142916,510,217,Lisa Simpson: (LIKE LOVITZ) Achem!,1115000,TRUE,9,4098,Lisa Simpson,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,Achem!,achem,1 +142917,510,218,"Artie Ziff: Good morning, beloved son. Enjoy your luxurious life, including your own bully butler.",1117000,TRUE,373,4098,Artie Ziff,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,"Good morning, beloved son. Enjoy your luxurious life, including your own bully butler.",good morning beloved son enjoy your luxurious life including your own bully butler,13 +142918,510,219,"Nelson Muntz: (DIGNIFIED) Will that be haw-haw, sir?",1123000,TRUE,101,4098,Nelson Muntz,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,"Will that be haw-haw, sir?",will that be haw-haw sir,5 +142886,510,187,Teenage Marge: I know who I'm in love with.,1014000,TRUE,1,309,Teenage Marge,DETENTION HALL,I know who I'm in love with.,i know who im in love with,7 +142888,510,189,Teenage Marge: You're an idiot.,1015000,TRUE,1,309,Teenage Marge,DETENTION HALL,You're an idiot.,youre an idiot,3 +142890,510,191,Teenage Marge: (SHOCKED GASP),1017000,FALSE,1,309,Teenage Marge,DETENTION HALL,NA,NA,NA +142892,510,193,Teenage Marge: You are the first person who ever said that!,1022000,TRUE,1,309,Teenage Marge,DETENTION HALL,You are the first person who ever said that!,you are the first person who ever said that,9 +142898,510,199,"Teenage Marge: Whatever you say, little boy.",1045000,TRUE,1,309,Teenage Marge,DETENTION HALL,"Whatever you say, little boy.",whatever you say little boy,5 +142919,510,220,"Bart Simpson: (THINKS, THEN) Give yourself a wedgie.",1126000,TRUE,8,4098,Bart Simpson,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,Give yourself a wedgie.,give yourself a wedgie,4 +142920,510,221,Nelson Muntz: (DIGNIFIED) Excellent choice. (WEDGIES SELF),1127000,TRUE,101,4098,Nelson Muntz,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,Excellent choice.,excellent choice,2 +142922,510,223,Mysterious Figure: (HOMER VOICE) Hey! You! This is my peeping tree!,1134000,TRUE,6164,4098,Mysterious Figure,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,Hey! You! This is my peeping tree!,hey you this is my peeping tree,7 +142923,510,224,Present-Day Homer: (PUZZLED) Young me? What brings you to the present?,1136000,TRUE,3552,4098,Present-Day Homer,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,Young me? What brings you to the present?,young me what brings you to the present,8 +142925,510,226,"Present-Day Homer: Well, if we put our heads together, we can think of a plan.",1143000,TRUE,3552,4098,Present-Day Homer,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,"Well, if we put our heads together, we can think of a plan.",well if we put our heads together we can think of a plan,13 +142927,510,228,Present-Day Homer: (OFFENDED) No.,1153000,TRUE,3552,4098,Present-Day Homer,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,No.,no,1 +142928,510,229,(Mansion: Int. mansion - continuous),1157000,FALSE,NA,338,NA,Mansion,NA,NA,NA +142929,510,230,Bart Simpson: I love my life. I love it not. I love my life. I love it not.,1157000,TRUE,8,338,Bart Simpson,Mansion,I love my life. I love it not. I love my life. I love it not.,i love my life i love it not i love my life i love it not,16 +142930,510,231,"Artie Ziff: (LOOKING ON) You're just like Indiana Jones, son. A role played by Richard Dreyfuss in our universe.",1159000,TRUE,373,338,Artie Ziff,Mansion,"You're just like Indiana Jones, son. A role played by Richard Dreyfuss in our universe.",youre just like indiana jones son a role played by richard dreyfuss in our universe,15 +142931,510,232,Present-Day Homer: I'm here to take my life back!,1167000,TRUE,3552,338,Present-Day Homer,Mansion,I'm here to take my life back!,im here to take my life back,7 +142932,510,233,Artie Ziff: (WALKING UP) I thought this might happen so I mastered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.,1169000,TRUE,373,338,Artie Ziff,Mansion,I thought this might happen so I mastered Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.,i thought this might happen so i mastered brazilian jiu jitsu,11 +142933,510,234,Artie Ziff: Crawl atop me and meet your doom!,1175000,TRUE,373,338,Artie Ziff,Mansion,Crawl atop me and meet your doom!,crawl atop me and meet your doom,7 +142934,510,235,Present-Day Homer: (DEFIANT) Not so fast! Say hello to The United Federation of Homers Through History!,1178000,TRUE,3552,338,Present-Day Homer,Mansion,Not so fast! Say hello to The United Federation of Homers Through History!,not so fast say hello to the united federation of homers through history,13 +142935,510,236,Corrupt Pope Homer: Crush them in the name of Jebus!,1186000,TRUE,6165,338,Corrupt Pope Homer,Mansion,Crush them in the name of Jebus!,crush them in the name of jebus,7 +142936,510,237,(ARTIE'S YARD: Ext. Artie's yard - day),1197000,FALSE,NA,4099,NA,ARTIE'S YARD,NA,NA,NA +142937,510,238,"Present-Day Homer: (HEAD STICKING OUT OF TREE HOLE) Okay guys, let's regroup. We'll come back with more Homers and start fresh in the morning.",1197000,TRUE,3552,4099,Present-Day Homer,ARTIE'S YARD,"Okay guys, let's regroup. We'll come back with more Homers and start fresh in the morning.",okay guys lets regroup well come back with more homers and start fresh in the morning,16 +142938,510,239,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),1197000,FALSE,1,4099,Marge Simpson,ARTIE'S YARD,NA,NA,NA +142939,510,240,Fop Homer: (UNIMPRESSED NOISE) What's she doing here?,1210000,TRUE,6166,4099,Fop Homer,ARTIE'S YARD,What's she doing here?,whats she doing here,4 +142940,510,241,"Marge Simpson: I'll tell you what I'm doing, I'm realizing that I married the wrong man. Oh, you poor, sweet, simple Homers.",1213000,TRUE,1,4099,Marge Simpson,ARTIE'S YARD,"I'll tell you what I'm doing, I'm realizing that I married the wrong man. Oh, you poor, sweet, simple Homers.",ill tell you what im doing im realizing that i married the wrong man oh you poor sweet simple homers,20 +142941,510,242,Marge Simpson: I was supposed to be with all of you.,1222000,TRUE,1,4099,Marge Simpson,ARTIE'S YARD,I was supposed to be with all of you.,i was supposed to be with all of you,9 +142942,510,243,Caveman Homer: (GUTTURAL GRUNTS),1222000,FALSE,6167,4099,Caveman Homer,ARTIE'S YARD,NA,NA,NA +142943,510,244,"Marge Simpson: Even you, Caveman Homer.",1228000,TRUE,1,4099,Marge Simpson,ARTIE'S YARD,"Even you, Caveman Homer.",even you caveman homer,4 +142944,510,245,Present-Day Homer: That's Renaissance Homer.,1230000,TRUE,3552,4099,Present-Day Homer,ARTIE'S YARD,That's Renaissance Homer.,thats renaissance homer,3 +142945,510,246,"Marge Simpson: Well, cardinal or cannibal, I wish that twenty years ago I had chosen love.",1231000,TRUE,1,4099,Marge Simpson,ARTIE'S YARD,"Well, cardinal or cannibal, I wish that twenty years ago I had chosen love.",well cardinal or cannibal i wish that twenty years ago i had chosen love,14 +142946,510,247,(Simpson Living Room: iNT. SIMPSON LIVING ROOM - STANDARD COUCH - DAY),1240000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +142947,510,248,Marge Simpson: (IRATE) Lemme get this straight. None of you had time to take out the garbage?,1240000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Lemme get this straight. None of you had time to take out the garbage?,lemme get this straight none of you had time to take out the garbage,14 +142948,510,249,Fop Homer: Make Egyptian Slave Homer do it.,1245000,TRUE,6166,25,Fop Homer,Simpson Living Room,Make Egyptian Slave Homer do it.,make egyptian slave homer do it,6 +142949,510,250,Egyptian Slave Homer: It's always me.,1247000,TRUE,6168,25,Egyptian Slave Homer,Simpson Living Room,It's always me.,its always me,3 +142951,511,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - estABLISHING),36000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +142952,511,1,Marge Simpson: Hummingbirds! Hum and get it! (GIGGLES),36000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Hummingbirds! Hum and get it!,hummingbirds hum and get it,5 +142953,511,2,"Marge Simpson: Homie, the faucet is dripping.",53000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, the faucet is dripping.",homie the faucet is dripping,5 +142954,511,3,Homer Simpson: I'll get right on it.,55000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll get right on it.,ill get right on it,5 +142955,511,4,"Marge Simpson: Homer, when are you going to fix this faucet?",59000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, when are you going to fix this faucet?",homer when are you going to fix this faucet,9 +142956,511,5,Homer Simpson: (CHEERFUL) I'm on it!,62000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm on it!,im on it,3 +142957,511,6,Marge Simpson: Are you going to fix the faucet or not?,65000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you going to fix the faucet or not?,are you going to fix the faucet or not,9 +142958,511,7,"Homer Simpson: For the third time this year, yes!",68000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"For the third time this year, yes!",for the third time this year yes,7 +142959,511,8,(CROSS-SECTION OF UNDERGROUND SPRINGFIELD: int. cross-section of underground springfield - CONTINUOUS),102000,FALSE,NA,4100,NA,CROSS-SECTION OF UNDERGROUND SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +142960,511,9,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - day),102000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +142961,511,10,(Marge's Car: INT. marge's CAR - DAY),102000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +142962,511,11,"Marge Simpson: (MUTTERING) ""I'll get to it, Marge..."" ""I'll get to it..."" When we first got married, he'd only take six months to do things...",102000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"""I'll get to it, Marge..."" ""I'll get to it..."" When we first got married, he'd only take six months to do things...",ill get to it marge ill get to it when we first got married hed only take six months to do things,22 +142963,511,12,"Bart Simpson: Mom, how come you didn't do my homework last night?",109000,TRUE,8,102,Bart Simpson,Marge's Car,"Mom, how come you didn't do my homework last night?",mom how come you didnt do my homework last night,10 +142964,511,13,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM) (CONTINUING THROUGH...),109000,FALSE,9,102,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +142965,511,14,(CAVERN: int. cavern - continuous),117000,FALSE,NA,4101,NA,CAVERN,NA,NA,NA +142966,511,15,Lisa Simpson: (...LANDING NOISE),117000,FALSE,9,4101,Lisa Simpson,CAVERN,NA,NA,NA +142967,511,16,Bart Simpson: Oh no! Lisa's face... it's the same! (CHUCKLE),117000,TRUE,8,4101,Bart Simpson,CAVERN,Oh no! Lisa's face... it's the same!,oh no lisas face its the same,7 +142968,511,17,Marge Simpson: Everyone relax. I think I've got an emergency sinkhole kit in here somewhere.,118000,TRUE,1,4101,Marge Simpson,CAVERN,Everyone relax. I think I've got an emergency sinkhole kit in here somewhere.,everyone relax i think ive got an emergency sinkhole kit in here somewhere,13 +142969,511,18,"Bart Simpson: Oh, man -- I gotta climb stairs? Forget it.",129000,TRUE,8,4101,Bart Simpson,CAVERN,"Oh, man -- I gotta climb stairs? Forget it.",oh man -- i gotta climb stairs forget it,9 +142970,511,19,Marge Simpson: No one stays in the sinkhole!,136000,TRUE,1,4101,Marge Simpson,CAVERN,No one stays in the sinkhole!,no one stays in the sinkhole,6 +142971,511,20,Bart Simpson: (BITTER MUTTERING) Lousy surface dwellers...,139000,TRUE,8,4101,Bart Simpson,CAVERN,Lousy surface dwellers...,lousy surface dwellers,3 +142972,511,21,"Chief Wiggum: So, what seems to be the problem?",143000,TRUE,71,4101,Chief Wiggum,CAVERN,"So, what seems to be the problem?",so what seems to be the problem,7 +142973,511,22,"Kent Brockman: (UPBEAT) Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling (CHUCKLES, THEN GRIM) as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.",147000,TRUE,211,4101,Kent Brockman,CAVERN,Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.,springfielders are getting that sinking feeling as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand,13 +142974,511,23,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: ext. android's dungeon - day),154000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +142975,511,24,"Comic Book Guy: While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battle arena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.",154000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battle arena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.",while this sinkhole is larger than the sarlacc pit which swallowed boba fett it is smaller than the geonosis battle arena where jango fett was beheaded by mace windu,29 +142976,511,25,Kent Brockman: Weren't those two places about the same size?,164000,TRUE,211,396,Kent Brockman,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Weren't those two places about the same size?,werent those two places about the same size,8 +142977,511,26,"Comic Book Guy: (DEFENSIVE, SNAPPING) I didn't know this was an ambush!",166000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,I didn't know this was an ambush!,i didnt know this was an ambush,7 +142978,511,27,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - day),169000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +142979,511,28,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, you know, in this town, you learn to adjust to things. Runaway monorails... NASCAR star Jeff Gordon...",169000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, you know, in this town, you learn to adjust to things. Runaway monorails... NASCAR star Jeff Gordon...",eh you know in this town you learn to adjust to things runaway monorails nascar star jeff gordon,18 +142980,511,29,"Jeff Gordon: Hey, Moe.",175000,TRUE,6169,15,Jeff Gordon,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Moe.",hey moe,2 +142981,511,30,Moe Szyslak: Hey. Bet we never see him again.,176000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Hey. Bet we never see him again.,hey bet we never see him again,7 +142982,511,31,"Barney Gumble: I'm gonna call it a day, Moe.",178000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,"I'm gonna call it a day, Moe.",im gonna call it a day moe,7 +142983,511,32,"Barney Gumble: (TIPSY, PRECARIOUS WALKING NOISES)",178000,FALSE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143078,511,127,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,538000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +142984,511,33,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, hey, hey, hey! That plank's only for comin' in!",184000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, hey, hey, hey! That plank's only for comin' in!",hey hey hey hey that planks only for comin in,10 +142985,511,34,Barney Gumble: (TERRIFIED NOISES),184000,FALSE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +142986,511,35,Moe Szyslak: (GENTLY) Try to land on the other traitors.,189000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Try to land on the other traitors.,try to land on the other traitors,7 +142987,511,36,"Chief Wiggum: People of Springfield, please be cool like Lou.",192000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"People of Springfield, please be cool like Lou.",people of springfield please be cool like lou,8 +142988,511,37,Lou: Yo.,195000,TRUE,91,15,Lou,Moe's Tavern,Yo.,yo,1 +142989,511,38,"Chief Wiggum: We will eliminate one eyesore with another, by bulldozing our tire fire right into the sinkhole.",196000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"We will eliminate one eyesore with another, by bulldozing our tire fire right into the sinkhole.",we will eliminate one eyesore with another by bulldozing our tire fire right into the sinkhole,16 +142990,511,39,Marge Simpson: But my car is down there!,204000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,But my car is down there!,but my car is down there,6 +142991,511,40,Mayor Joe Quimby: For the first time my administration has solved a problem. The hole has been filled by the thing it fears most: stuff!,208000,TRUE,240,15,Mayor Joe Quimby,Moe's Tavern,For the first time my administration has solved a problem. The hole has been filled by the thing it fears most: stuff!,for the first time my administration has solved a problem the hole has been filled by the thing it fears most stuff,22 +142992,511,41,Marge Simpson: (GASP),208000,FALSE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +142993,511,42,Townspeople: (CHEERS),208000,FALSE,618,15,Townspeople,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +142994,511,43,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - front doors - afternoon),225000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +142995,511,44,(Bus: int. bus - still parked in front of the school - day),225000,FALSE,NA,36,NA,Bus,NA,NA,NA +142996,511,45,"Milhouse Van Houten: ...so just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!",225000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,"...so just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!",so just when my dad finishes his online degree in sinkhole engineering they go and fill it in,18 +142997,511,46,Bart Simpson: Are the credits transferable?,231000,TRUE,8,36,Bart Simpson,Bus,Are the credits transferable?,are the credits transferable,4 +142998,511,47,Milhouse Van Houten: No.,232000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,No.,no,1 +142999,511,48,"Bart Simpson: That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents. (NOTICING SOMETHING) Hey, Lisa's not getting on the bus.",232000,TRUE,8,36,Bart Simpson,Bus,"That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents. Hey, Lisa's not getting on the bus.",that guy has a bone to pick with the board of regents hey lisas not getting on the bus,19 +143000,511,49,Milhouse Van Houten: Where's she going?,239000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,Where's she going?,wheres she going,3 +143001,511,50,Bart Simpson: I don't know. Dork farm? Who cares?,240000,TRUE,8,36,Bart Simpson,Bus,I don't know. Dork farm? Who cares?,i dont know dork farm who cares,7 +143002,511,51,Milhouse Van Houten: She never doesn't do what she's supposed to! This is major!,243000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,She never doesn't do what she's supposed to! This is major!,she never doesnt do what shes supposed to this is major,11 +143003,511,52,Bart Simpson: (ROLLING EYES) Fine. We'll follow her.,247000,TRUE,8,36,Bart Simpson,Bus,Fine. We'll follow her.,fine well follow her,4 +143004,511,53,"Otto Mann: Well if they're not taking the bus, neither am I.",251000,TRUE,52,36,Otto Mann,Bus,"Well if they're not taking the bus, neither am I.",well if theyre not taking the bus neither am i,10 +143005,511,54,Ralph Wiggum: I'm going to a accident!,257000,TRUE,119,36,Ralph Wiggum,Bus,I'm going to a accident!,im going to a accident,5 +143006,511,55,Milhouse Van Houten: Lisa's taking a cab? I'm worried. Does she even know how much to tip?,260000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,Lisa's taking a cab? I'm worried. Does she even know how much to tip?,lisas taking a cab im worried does she even know how much to tip,14 +143007,511,56,Milhouse Van Houten: What's it say?,269000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,What's it say?,whats it say,3 +143008,511,57,"Bart Simpson: (READING) ""The five boxing wizards jump quickly?"" (INTRIGUED) Whoa! My sister's finally become... mildly interesting!",270000,TRUE,8,36,Bart Simpson,Bus,"""The five boxing wizards jump quickly?"" Whoa! My sister's finally become... mildly interesting!",the five boxing wizards jump quickly whoa my sisters finally become mildly interesting,13 +143009,511,58,"Milhouse Van Houten: Sounds like a case for the ""Detecti-pals."" (EAGER) Taxi!",278000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,"Sounds like a case for the ""Detecti-pals."" Taxi!",sounds like a case for the detecti-pals taxi,8 +143010,511,59,Milhouse Van Houten: (BUMMED) They never stop for blue-heads.,284000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,They never stop for blue-heads.,they never stop for blue-heads,5 +143011,511,60,(Car Dealership: ext. car dealership - day),287000,FALSE,NA,1887,NA,Car Dealership,NA,NA,NA +143012,511,61,Stan: (SMOOTH) Hello ma'am. Are you and your husband here to look for a new car?,287000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,Hello ma'am. Are you and your husband here to look for a new car?,hello maam are you and your husband here to look for a new car,14 +143013,511,62,"Marge Simpson: No, I'm here to buy one myself.",291000,TRUE,1,1887,Marge Simpson,Car Dealership,"No, I'm here to buy one myself.",no im here to buy one myself,7 +143014,511,63,Stan: Uh-huh.,293000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,Uh-huh.,uh-huh,1 +143015,511,64,"Stan: Well, I think the Tissan Sensibla is the car for you.",295000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,"Well, I think the Tissan Sensibla is the car for you.",well i think the tissan sensibla is the car for you,11 +143016,511,65,"Stan: It's got all the features that a modern woman wants, including all manner of makeup mirrors.",299000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,"It's got all the features that a modern woman wants, including all manner of makeup mirrors.",its got all the features that a modern woman wants including all manner of makeup mirrors,16 +143017,511,66,Marge Simpson: This car looks a little small. Is the engine powerful?,306000,TRUE,1,1887,Marge Simpson,Car Dealership,This car looks a little small. Is the engine powerful?,this car looks a little small is the engine powerful,10 +143018,511,67,"Stan: (ACTS IMPRESSED) Wow, somebody knows her cars.",310000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,"Wow, somebody knows her cars.",wow somebody knows her cars,5 +143019,511,68,Stan: (SMOOTH) This baby comes with an RX-12 2-cylinder!,312000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,This baby comes with an RX-12 2-cylinder!,this baby comes with an rx-12 2-cylinder,7 +143020,511,69,"Marge Simpson: Well, that's odd, because the consumer website says the RX-12 2-cylinder has a dealer's invoice of fourteen seven.",317000,TRUE,1,1887,Marge Simpson,Car Dealership,"Well, that's odd, because the consumer website says the RX-12 2-cylinder has a dealer's invoice of fourteen seven.",well thats odd because the consumer website says the rx-12 2-cylinder has a dealers invoice of fourteen seven,18 +143021,511,70,Stan: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna talk to my manager.,324000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna talk to my manager.,you know what im gonna do im gonna talk to my manager,12 +143022,511,71,Marge Simpson: (RE: SMARTPHONE) This says you are the manager.,328000,TRUE,1,1887,Marge Simpson,Car Dealership,This says you are the manager.,this says you are the manager,6 +143023,511,72,Stan: Those websites are taking food out of my children's mouths!,330000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,Those websites are taking food out of my children's mouths!,those websites are taking food out of my childrens mouths,10 +143024,511,73,Marge Simpson: It says on your Facebook page you have no kids.,333000,TRUE,1,1887,Marge Simpson,Car Dealership,It says on your Facebook page you have no kids.,it says on your facebook page you have no kids,10 +143025,511,74,"Stan: (SNAPPING) I have two Yorkies, and I'll be talking about you, to them, tonight!",336000,TRUE,120,1887,Stan,Car Dealership,"I have two Yorkies, and I'll be talking about you, to them, tonight!",i have two yorkies and ill be talking about you to them tonight,13 +143026,511,75,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),341000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +143027,511,76,(MARGE'S NEW CAR: int. marge's new car - day),341000,FALSE,NA,4102,NA,MARGE'S NEW CAR,NA,NA,NA +143028,511,77,"Homer Simpson: I gotta hand it to you, Marge. You got the exact amount of car for our family. Room for two adults, three kids, and zero Grampas.",341000,TRUE,2,4102,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S NEW CAR,"I gotta hand it to you, Marge. You got the exact amount of car for our family. Room for two adults, three kids, and zero Grampas.",i gotta hand it to you marge you got the exact amount of car for our family room for two adults three kids and zero grampas,26 +143029,511,78,Marge Simpson: Uh-oh! Do you hear that rattle?,350000,TRUE,1,4102,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S NEW CAR,Uh-oh! Do you hear that rattle?,uh-oh do you hear that rattle,6 +143030,511,79,Bart Simpson: I don't hear anything.,353000,TRUE,8,4102,Bart Simpson,MARGE'S NEW CAR,I don't hear anything.,i dont hear anything,4 +143031,511,80,Lisa Simpson: Me neither.,354000,TRUE,9,4102,Lisa Simpson,MARGE'S NEW CAR,Me neither.,me neither,2 +143032,511,81,Marge Simpson: And what's that smell?,355000,TRUE,1,4102,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S NEW CAR,And what's that smell?,and whats that smell,4 +143033,511,82,"Lisa Simpson: I think it's ""new car smell.""",357000,TRUE,9,4102,Lisa Simpson,MARGE'S NEW CAR,"I think it's ""new car smell.""",i think its new car smell,6 +143034,511,83,Marge Simpson: Well I don't like it.,357000,TRUE,1,4102,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S NEW CAR,Well I don't like it.,well i dont like it,5 +143035,511,84,(Simpson Car: int. simpson car - a little later),373000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +143036,511,85,Marge Simpson: I still smell it!,373000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,I still smell it!,i still smell it,4 +143037,511,86,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day),378000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143038,511,87,(GARAGE: Int. garage - continuous),378000,FALSE,NA,273,NA,GARAGE,NA,NA,NA +143039,511,88,Marge Simpson: Darn car won't start.,378000,TRUE,1,273,Marge Simpson,GARAGE,Darn car won't start.,darn car wont start,4 +143040,511,89,Homer Simpson: Let Automobile Von Bismarck give it a try.,380000,TRUE,2,273,Homer Simpson,GARAGE,Let Automobile Von Bismarck give it a try.,let automobile von bismarck give it a try,8 +143041,511,90,Homer Simpson: Well...,385000,TRUE,2,273,Homer Simpson,GARAGE,Well...,well,1 +143042,511,91,"Marge Simpson: Hmm. Well, it wouldn't start for me. (LOUD WHISPER) I think this car's a lemon!",386000,TRUE,1,273,Marge Simpson,GARAGE,"Hmm. Well, it wouldn't start for me. I think this car's a lemon!",hmm well it wouldnt start for me i think this cars a lemon,13 +143043,511,92,(AUTO DEALERSHIP: ext. auto dealership - garage - day),398000,FALSE,NA,4103,NA,AUTO DEALERSHIP,NA,NA,NA +143044,511,93,"Marge Simpson: (IRATE) ...the wipers wipe backwards, and the defroster lines on the back window are too close together! Excuse me.",398000,TRUE,1,4103,Marge Simpson,AUTO DEALERSHIP,"...the wipers wipe backwards, and the defroster lines on the back window are too close together! Excuse me.",the wipers wipe backwards and the defroster lines on the back window are too close together excuse me,18 +143045,511,94,"Mechanic: Sir, the car is fine. Can I be straight with you? As a mechanic, I'm not totally qualified to judge mental health...",409000,TRUE,1203,4103,Mechanic,AUTO DEALERSHIP,"Sir, the car is fine. Can I be straight with you? As a mechanic, I'm not totally qualified to judge mental health...",sir the car is fine can i be straight with you as a mechanic im not totally qualified to judge mental health,22 +143046,511,95,"Homer Simpson: So, you're not totally unqualified.",416000,TRUE,2,4103,Homer Simpson,AUTO DEALERSHIP,"So, you're not totally unqualified.",so youre not totally unqualified,5 +143047,511,96,Mechanic: I think the problem is in your wife's head. There's a psychological reason why she hates this car.,419000,TRUE,1203,4103,Mechanic,AUTO DEALERSHIP,I think the problem is in your wife's head. There's a psychological reason why she hates this car.,i think the problem is in your wifes head theres a psychological reason why she hates this car,18 +143048,511,97,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) A reason? What could it be?,425000,TRUE,2,4103,Homer Simpson,AUTO DEALERSHIP,A reason? What could it be?,a reason what could it be,6 +143166,511,215,Seymour Skinner: What fun!,917000,TRUE,3,4105,Seymour Skinner,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,What fun!,what fun,2 +143049,511,98,"Mechanic: I'm sorry, but there's no diagnostic computer for the female mind.",427000,TRUE,1203,4103,Mechanic,AUTO DEALERSHIP,"I'm sorry, but there's no diagnostic computer for the female mind.",im sorry but theres no diagnostic computer for the female mind,11 +143050,511,99,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Wow, an auto mechanic who tells the truth.",432000,TRUE,2,4103,Homer Simpson,AUTO DEALERSHIP,"Wow, an auto mechanic who tells the truth.",wow an auto mechanic who tells the truth,8 +143051,511,100,Mechanic: If you want me to examine your wife overnight I can arrange a loaner.,437000,TRUE,1203,4103,Mechanic,AUTO DEALERSHIP,If you want me to examine your wife overnight I can arrange a loaner.,if you want me to examine your wife overnight i can arrange a loaner,14 +143052,511,101,Mechanic: She's an '83 Yugo.,442000,TRUE,1203,4103,Mechanic,AUTO DEALERSHIP,She's an '83 Yugo.,shes an 83 yugo,4 +143053,511,102,Woman: (YUGOSLAVIAN ACCENT) I don't do laundry or kiss boo-boos!,443000,TRUE,118,4103,Woman,AUTO DEALERSHIP,I don't do laundry or kiss boo-boos!,i dont do laundry or kiss boo-boos,7 +143054,511,103,Homer Simpson: Umm... no thanks.,446000,TRUE,2,4103,Homer Simpson,AUTO DEALERSHIP,Umm... no thanks.,umm no thanks,3 +143055,511,104,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - that night),449000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +143056,511,105,"Homer Simpson: (TENTATIVE) Marge... do you think maybe there's another reason you don't like this car? Um... um... a ""feelings"" reason?",449000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Marge... do you think maybe there's another reason you don't like this car? Um... um... a ""feelings"" reason?",marge do you think maybe theres another reason you dont like this car um um a feelings reason,18 +143057,511,106,Marge Simpson: (SKEPTICAL/ANNOYED) What are you talking about?,457000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +143058,511,107,"Homer Simpson: Well, maybe you and the car got off on the wrong foot. When do you think things first went wrong?",459000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Well, maybe you and the car got off on the wrong foot. When do you think things first went wrong?",well maybe you and the car got off on the wrong foot when do you think things first went wrong,20 +143059,511,108,"Marge Simpson: (HUMORING HIM) All right, I remember we all got in... and by the way, that backseat is pretty tight for the kids. I mean, I don't know what we'd do if we had another baby. (GROWING REALIZATION) With this car, we're basically saying no more babies!",465000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"All right, I remember we all got in... and by the way, that backseat is pretty tight for the kids. I mean, I don't know what we'd do if we had another baby. With this car, we're basically saying no more babies!",all right i remember we all got in and by the way that backseat is pretty tight for the kids i mean i dont know what wed do if we had another baby with this car were basically saying no more babies,42 +143060,511,109,"Homer Simpson: No, no, Marge. I want you to explore your feelings.",479000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"No, no, Marge. I want you to explore your feelings.",no no marge i want you to explore your feelings,10 +143061,511,110,"Marge Simpson: Homer, the reason I hate this car is... I think I want another baby!",483000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Homer, the reason I hate this car is... I think I want another baby!",homer the reason i hate this car is i think i want another baby,14 +143062,511,111,"Homer Simpson: An ""on purpose"" baby?",489000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"An ""on purpose"" baby?",an on purpose baby,4 +143063,511,112,Marge Simpson: (REALIZING) I do!,491000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I do!,i do,2 +143065,511,114,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - moments later),502000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143066,511,115,"Marge Simpson: (SWEETLY) Homie, I want another baby.",502000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I want another baby.",homie i want another baby,5 +143067,511,116,"Homer Simpson: What about... you know... ""Stinky""?",503000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What about... you know... ""Stinky""?",what about you know stinky,5 +143068,511,117,"Marge Simpson: Maggie's not a baby! Her soft spot's been skulled over for the last three months! (SWEETLY) Being a mom is who I am, and I'm not done being who I am.",505000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Maggie's not a baby! Her soft spot's been skulled over for the last three months! Being a mom is who I am, and I'm not done being who I am.",maggies not a baby her soft spots been skulled over for the last three months being a mom is who i am and im not done being who i am,30 +143071,511,120,Homer Simpson: (WHISTLES),519000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143073,511,122,Homer Simpson: (WHISTLES),524000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143075,511,124,"Homer Simpson: (PLAYING IT COOL) Whatever you want, sweetie.",530000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whatever you want, sweetie.",whatever you want sweetie,4 +143076,511,125,"Marge Simpson: Well, take a shower, 'cause we're gonna try it tonight!",531000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, take a shower, 'cause we're gonna try it tonight!",well take a shower cause were gonna try it tonight,10 +143079,511,128,"Marge Simpson: Homer, why do you take a three second pause before you answer what I say?",539000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, why do you take a three second pause before you answer what I say?",homer why do you take a three second pause before you answer what i say,15 +143080,511,129,Homer Simpson: (TWO SECOND PAUSE) Just appreciating (TWO SECOND PAUSE) how lucky (TWO SECOND PAUSE) I am to be (TWO SECOND PAUSE) with (TWO SECOND PAUSE) you.,545000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Just appreciating how lucky I am to be with you.,just appreciating how lucky i am to be with you,10 +143081,511,130,Marge Simpson: What a wonderful thought.,557000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What a wonderful thought.,what a wonderful thought,4 +143082,511,131,Bart Simpson: Boxing wizards. Boxing wizards. What's she up to?,568000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Boxing wizards. Boxing wizards. What's she up to?,boxing wizards boxing wizards whats she up to,8 +143083,511,132,Evil Wizard: (HISSES) Let's settle this like adults. Wands down!,576000,TRUE,6170,5,Evil Wizard,Simpson Home,Let's settle this like adults. Wands down!,lets settle this like adults wands down,7 +143084,511,133,Bart Simpson: Maybe I should go on anti-psychotic meds.,583000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe I should go on anti-psychotic meds.,maybe i should go on anti-psychotic meds,7 +143085,511,134,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED) Bart! What are you doing in my room?!,586000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! What are you doing in my room?!,bart what are you doing in my room,8 +143086,511,135,Bart Simpson: Lowering your blinds. I'd hate for your carpet to fade.,589000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Lowering your blinds. I'd hate for your carpet to fade.,lowering your blinds id hate for your carpet to fade,10 +143087,511,136,Bart Simpson: (BLURTS) What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?,596000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?,what are you doing tuesdays and thursdays after school,9 +143088,511,137,Lisa Simpson: What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?,598000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?,what do you do tuesdays and thursdays after school,9 +143089,511,138,"Bart Simpson: Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was ""mousetraps are not slippers"" or something. Now what are you up to?",601000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was ""mousetraps are not slippers"" or something. Now what are you up to?",write stupid stuff on the chalkboard and if you have any ideas im really running out todays was mousetraps are not slippers or something now what are you up to,30 +143090,511,139,Lisa Simpson: A gentleman doesn't ask and a lady doesn't tell.,608000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,A gentleman doesn't ask and a lady doesn't tell.,a gentleman doesnt ask and a lady doesnt tell,9 +143091,511,140,Bart Simpson: Can I use that on the chalkboard?,611000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I use that on the chalkboard?,can i use that on the chalkboard,7 +143092,511,141,Lisa Simpson: I guess.,613000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess.,i guess,2 +143093,511,142,"Bart Simpson: (INTO RECORDER) Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.",614000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.",gentleman doesnt ask lady doesnt tell now all i need is one for martin luther king day,17 +143094,511,143,(Dr. Hibbert's Office: int. dr. hibbert's office - day),619000,FALSE,NA,306,NA,Dr. Hibbert's Office,NA,NA,NA +143095,511,144,Marge Simpson: (SHYLY) My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday...,619000,TRUE,1,306,Marge Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday...,my husband and i have been snuggling six ways from sunday,11 +143096,511,145,"Homer Simpson: And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight.",623000,TRUE,2,306,Homer Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight.",and let me tell you a towel rack will not support your weight,13 +143097,511,146,"Marge Simpson: ...but we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check, to make sure Homer has... you know, working stunt-men in his cannon.",627000,TRUE,1,306,Marge Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"...but we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check, to make sure Homer has... you know, working stunt-men in his cannon.",but we arent making a baby i thought we should check to make sure homer has you know working stunt-men in his cannon,23 +143098,511,147,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: You were wise to check, Marge.",635000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"You were wise to check, Marge.",you were wise to check marge,6 +143099,511,148,Marge Simpson: What do you mean?,637000,TRUE,1,306,Marge Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,What do you mean?,what do you mean,4 +143100,511,149,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (CHUCKLES, GRIM:) Take a look at this.",640000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Take a look at this.,take a look at this,5 +143101,511,150,Homer Simpson: (GRAVELY) X's for eyes...,643000,TRUE,2,306,Homer Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,X's for eyes...,xs for eyes,3 +143102,511,151,"Marge Simpson: (SADLY) I guess... that's that, then.",646000,TRUE,1,306,Marge Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"I guess... that's that, then.",i guess thats that then,5 +143103,511,152,"Homer Simpson: Honey, I am so sorry. I guess we'll just have to learn to love the three children we have.",648000,TRUE,2,306,Homer Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"Honey, I am so sorry. I guess we'll just have to learn to love the three children we have.",honey i am so sorry i guess well just have to learn to love the three children we have,19 +143104,511,153,Marge Simpson: (SAD MURMUR),648000,FALSE,1,306,Marge Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,NA,NA,NA +143105,511,154,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - treehouse - establishing),656000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143134,511,183,"Homer Simpson: (GETTING IDEA NOISE) Hey, uh... hm... why don't we take the longer but nicer historic route? Then today will be nothing but beautiful memories.",792000,TRUE,2,238,Homer Simpson,Highway,"Hey, uh... hm... why don't we take the longer but nicer historic route? Then today will be nothing but beautiful memories.",hey uh hm why dont we take the longer but nicer historic route then today will be nothing but beautiful memories,21 +143106,511,155,"Bart Simpson: Lisa's going somewhere after school two days a week. And all we have are boxing wizards. If we're gonna find out what Lisa's up to, I'll need the help of all her old boyfriends.",656000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa's going somewhere after school two days a week. And all we have are boxing wizards. If we're gonna find out what Lisa's up to, I'll need the help of all her old boyfriends.",lisas going somewhere after school two days a week and all we have are boxing wizards if were gonna find out what lisas up to ill need the help of all her old boyfriends,34 +143107,511,156,"Milhouse Van Houten: Guess we've all carried the same books, huh, guys?",666000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Guess we've all carried the same books, huh, guys?",guess weve all carried the same books huh guys,9 +143108,511,157,Nelson Muntz: (SCOFFING) She carried mine.,669000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,She carried mine.,she carried mine,3 +143109,511,158,Milhouse Van Houten: This just became a treehouse of horrors!,671000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,This just became a treehouse of horrors!,this just became a treehouse of horrors,7 +143110,511,159,"Milhouse Van Houten: (FALLING NOISE, THEN:) It's okay! I landed on a mattress!",675000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,It's okay! I landed on a mattress!,its okay i landed on a mattress,7 +143111,511,160,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - later),706000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +143112,511,161,"Milhouse Van Houten: Whatever it is, she's in over her head.",706000,TRUE,25,1033,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Streets,"Whatever it is, she's in over her head.",whatever it is shes in over her head,8 +143113,511,162,Bart Simpson: Way over. We gotta save that poor girl. (LOOKS AROUND) Anyone know how we get home?,709000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,Way over. We gotta save that poor girl. Anyone know how we get home?,way over we gotta save that poor girl anyone know how we get home,14 +143114,511,163,Nelson Muntz: We got bigger problems! (POINTING) It's Father Mike!,715000,TRUE,101,1033,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Streets,We got bigger problems! It's Father Mike!,we got bigger problems its father mike,7 +143115,511,164,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's tavern - later that night),724000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143116,511,165,Marge Simpson: I can't believe we're never going to have another child... (SNIFFLES),724000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I can't believe we're never going to have another child...,i cant believe were never going to have another child,10 +143117,511,166,Lenny Leonard: Is everything okay over here?,728000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Is everything okay over here?,is everything okay over here,5 +143118,511,167,Homer Simpson: Sorry guys. Private family moment.,729000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Sorry guys. Private family moment.,sorry guys private family moment,5 +143119,511,168,"Marge Simpson: (TIPSY) No, s'okay. We can share this with you... Homer can't make a baby because he nuked his swimmers.",731000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"No, s'okay. We can share this with you... Homer can't make a baby because he nuked his swimmers.",no sokay we can share this with you homer cant make a baby because he nuked his swimmers,18 +143120,511,169,"Lenny Leonard: (SYMPATHETIC) Aw, that's a shame.",739000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Aw, that's a shame.",aw thats a shame,4 +143121,511,170,Carl Carlson: (NODS) Yeah. That's why I wrap my plums in tin foil every day.,740000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Yeah. That's why I wrap my plums in tin foil every day.,yeah thats why i wrap my plums in tin foil every day,12 +143122,511,171,"Homer Simpson: (PHILOSOPHIC) Eh, nothing we can do.",744000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, nothing we can do.",eh nothing we can do,5 +143123,511,172,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, Homer... what if you got back one of those samples you sold years ago at the Shelbyville Sperm Bank?",746000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Homer... what if you got back one of those samples you sold years ago at the Shelbyville Sperm Bank?",hey homer what if you got back one of those samples you sold years ago at the shelbyville sperm bank,20 +143124,511,173,Marge Simpson: (STUNNED) You never told me about that.,751000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,You never told me about that.,you never told me about that,6 +143125,511,174,Homer Simpson: (ADMITTING) It's true... that's how I got the money to buy you your necklace.,753000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,It's true... that's how I got the money to buy you your necklace.,its true thats how i got the money to buy you your necklace,13 +143126,511,175,Marge Simpson: Awww... (THEN) Eww... (REALIZING) Homie! We still have a chance!,757000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Awww... Eww... Homie! We still have a chance!,awww eww homie we still have a chance,8 +143128,511,177,"Homer Simpson: I, uh, hope it's twins!",769000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I, uh, hope it's twins!",i uh hope its twins,5 +143130,511,179,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),773000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143131,511,180,(Highway: ext. highway - later),781000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +143132,511,181,Marge Simpson: Now I'm thinking Alex if it's a girl and Xander if it's a boy.,781000,TRUE,1,238,Marge Simpson,Highway,Now I'm thinking Alex if it's a girl and Xander if it's a boy.,now im thinking alex if its a girl and xander if its a boy,14 +143135,511,184,Marge Simpson: (SHRUGS) Okay.,801000,TRUE,1,238,Marge Simpson,Highway,Okay.,okay,1 +143136,511,185,(Car: Ext. car - continuous),804000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +143137,511,186,Homer Simpson: Watch it!,804000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Watch it!,watch it,2 +143139,511,188,"Marge Simpson: (SEEING SOMETHING) Ooh, a Christmas ornament museum! Can we stop?",815000,TRUE,1,4104,Marge Simpson,ROUTE 33,"Ooh, a Christmas ornament museum! Can we stop?",ooh a christmas ornament museum can we stop,8 +143140,511,189,"Homer Simpson: (MOCK WARNING) Okay, but just for a minute. We want to hit the candle store, Fudgerama, the Zipper Hall of Fame, Snow Globe World, and The Taj Meatball.",821000,TRUE,2,4104,Homer Simpson,ROUTE 33,"Okay, but just for a minute. We want to hit the candle store, Fudgerama, the Zipper Hall of Fame, Snow Globe World, and The Taj Meatball.",okay but just for a minute we want to hit the candle store fudgerama the zipper hall of fame snow globe world and the taj meatball,26 +143141,511,190,Marge Simpson: I think that Shiva used to be Paul Bunyan.,830000,TRUE,1,4104,Marge Simpson,ROUTE 33,I think that Shiva used to be Paul Bunyan.,i think that shiva used to be paul bunyan,9 +143142,511,191,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - day),834000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143143,511,192,"Nelson Muntz: What's ""Detention"" doing here?",834000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"What's ""Detention"" doing here?",whats detention doing here,4 +143144,511,193,"Seymour Skinner: I need to know what's up with Lisa. If her grades drop, we're not technically a school -- we're a tornado shelter with voting booths.",836000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"I need to know what's up with Lisa. If her grades drop, we're not technically a school -- we're a tornado shelter with voting booths.",i need to know whats up with lisa if her grades drop were not technically a school -- were a tornado shelter with voting booths,25 +143145,511,194,Seymour Skinner: Nothing exceptional here. (INTRIGUED) Except -- blue reinforcements.,843000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Nothing exceptional here. Except -- blue reinforcements.,nothing exceptional here except -- blue reinforcements,7 +143146,511,195,"Seymour Skinner: Only one person I've ever known uses these: my predecessor, Principal Meredith Milgram.",847000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Only one person I've ever known uses these: my predecessor, Principal Meredith Milgram.",only one person ive ever known uses these my predecessor principal meredith milgram,13 +143147,511,196,Boys: (GASP),847000,FALSE,1009,3,Boys,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143148,511,197,"Seymour Skinner: Follow me, but be warned: there's no permission slip for what we're doing.",854000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Follow me, but be warned: there's no permission slip for what we're doing.",follow me but be warned theres no permission slip for what were doing,13 +143149,511,198,(CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW: ext. craftsman bungalow - later),860000,FALSE,NA,4105,NA,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,NA,NA,NA +143150,511,199,Meredith Milgram: A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats.,860000,TRUE,6171,4105,Meredith Milgram,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,A quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats.,a quick movement of the enemy will jeopardize six gunboats,10 +143151,511,200,Milhouse Van Houten: That's about three more jeopardized gunboats than I'd expect.,864000,TRUE,25,4105,Milhouse Van Houten,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,That's about three more jeopardized gunboats than I'd expect.,thats about three more jeopardized gunboats than id expect,9 +143152,511,201,Seymour Skinner: Thank God we brought the bus driver.,868000,TRUE,3,4105,Seymour Skinner,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,Thank God we brought the bus driver.,thank god we brought the bus driver,7 +143153,511,202,"Meredith Milgram: (STRICT, BUT POLITE) Seymour, what are you doing here?",873000,TRUE,6171,4105,Meredith Milgram,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,"Seymour, what are you doing here?",seymour what are you doing here,6 +143154,511,203,Seymour Skinner: Taking four children across town to investigate a piece of paper we found on the ground.,875000,TRUE,3,4105,Seymour Skinner,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,Taking four children across town to investigate a piece of paper we found on the ground.,taking four children across town to investigate a piece of paper we found on the ground,16 +143155,511,204,Meredith Milgram: Don't you have better things to do?,879000,TRUE,6171,4105,Meredith Milgram,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,Don't you have better things to do?,dont you have better things to do,7 +143156,511,205,"Seymour Skinner: Sadly, no.",881000,TRUE,3,4105,Seymour Skinner,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,"Sadly, no.",sadly no,2 +143157,511,206,Meredith Milgram: Same ol' Seymour.,882000,TRUE,6171,4105,Meredith Milgram,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,Same ol' Seymour.,same ol seymour,3 +143158,511,207,Lisa Simpson: I know why they're here!,884000,TRUE,9,4105,Lisa Simpson,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,I know why they're here!,i know why theyre here,5 +143159,511,208,Lisa Simpson: Because they can't let me have a secret. It drives them crazy.,886000,TRUE,9,4105,Lisa Simpson,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,Because they can't let me have a secret. It drives them crazy.,because they cant let me have a secret it drives them crazy,12 +143160,511,209,Lisa Simpson: Cursive writing. I'm learning cursive. (POINTS TO PAPER) All these sentences have every letter of the alphabet in them.,890000,TRUE,9,4105,Lisa Simpson,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,Cursive writing. I'm learning cursive. All these sentences have every letter of the alphabet in them.,cursive writing im learning cursive all these sentences have every letter of the alphabet in them,16 +143161,511,210,"Otto Mann: Ooh, don't they teach them fancy squiggles at school?",896000,TRUE,52,4105,Otto Mann,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,"Ooh, don't they teach them fancy squiggles at school?",ooh dont they teach them fancy squiggles at school,9 +143162,511,211,"Seymour Skinner: Uh, we do not. Outmoded, no room in the budget, and all the teachers forgot how to make a capital ""Q.""",899000,TRUE,3,4105,Seymour Skinner,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,"Uh, we do not. Outmoded, no room in the budget, and all the teachers forgot how to make a capital ""Q.""",uh we do not outmoded no room in the budget and all the teachers forgot how to make a capital q,21 +143163,511,212,"Meredith Milgram: Two loops and a flourish. Luckily, a few brave students still want to learn.",900000,TRUE,6171,4105,Meredith Milgram,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,"Two loops and a flourish. Luckily, a few brave students still want to learn.",two loops and a flourish luckily a few brave students still want to learn,14 +143164,511,213,Lisa Simpson: I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an afterschool class.,910000,TRUE,9,4105,Lisa Simpson,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,I hope you're happy. You all just wasted your time working your way into an afterschool class.,i hope youre happy you all just wasted your time working your way into an afterschool class,17 +143165,511,214,Ralph Wiggum: (TERRIFIED NOISE),910000,FALSE,119,4105,Ralph Wiggum,CRAFTSMAN BUNGALOW,NA,NA,NA +143167,511,216,(Museum of Christmas Ornaments: ext. museum of christmas ornaments - sunset),922000,FALSE,NA,4106,NA,Museum of Christmas Ornaments,NA,NA,NA +143168,511,217,Marge Simpson: (SMALL DISAPPOINTED NOISE) I can't believe we spent the whole day here.,922000,TRUE,1,4106,Marge Simpson,Museum of Christmas Ornaments,I can't believe we spent the whole day here.,i cant believe we spent the whole day here,9 +143169,511,218,"Homer Simpson: (SECRETLY PLEASED, CHUCKLES) And I got to try every flavor of candy cane: white and red.",926000,TRUE,2,4106,Homer Simpson,Museum of Christmas Ornaments,And I got to try every flavor of candy cane: white and red.,and i got to try every flavor of candy cane white and red,13 +143170,511,219,"Marge Simpson: (CHECKS WATCH) Well, maybe we should check into a motel.",930000,TRUE,1,4106,Marge Simpson,Museum of Christmas Ornaments,"Well, maybe we should check into a motel.",well maybe we should check into a motel,8 +143171,511,220,(IGLOO MOTOR LODGE: int. igloo motor lodge - room - later),937000,FALSE,NA,4107,NA,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,NA,NA,NA +143172,511,221,"Marge Simpson: (KISSING NOISES) Ooh, Homie, you've lost weight.",937000,TRUE,1,4107,Marge Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,"Ooh, Homie, you've lost weight.",ooh homie youve lost weight,5 +143173,511,222,"Homer Simpson: What's that, baby?",939000,TRUE,2,4107,Homer Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,"What's that, baby?",whats that baby,3 +143174,511,223,Marge Simpson: (WEIRDED-OUT NOISE),939000,FALSE,1,4107,Marge Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,NA,NA,NA +143175,511,224,"Homer Simpson: I'll take it from here, wing-man.",941000,TRUE,2,4107,Homer Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,"I'll take it from here, wing-man.",ill take it from here wing-man,6 +143176,511,225,Marge Simpson: (SMITTEN) It sure was nice to have a day together as a couple.,948000,TRUE,1,4107,Marge Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,It sure was nice to have a day together as a couple.,it sure was nice to have a day together as a couple,12 +143177,511,226,"Homer Simpson: (DROWSY) Yeah, no kids to ruin it.",954000,TRUE,2,4107,Homer Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,"Yeah, no kids to ruin it.",yeah no kids to ruin it,6 +143178,511,227,Marge Simpson: (SUDDENLY STERN) I thought the whole point of this trip was to have another baby.,956000,TRUE,1,4107,Marge Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,I thought the whole point of this trip was to have another baby.,i thought the whole point of this trip was to have another baby,13 +143179,511,228,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.",960000,TRUE,2,4107,Homer Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,"Marge, I was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda.",marge i was just being a good husband by pretending to agree with you while secretly undermining your agenda,19 +143180,511,229,"Marge Simpson: So, you don't want another baby? How long have you felt this way?",967000,TRUE,1,4107,Marge Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,"So, you don't want another baby? How long have you felt this way?",so you dont want another baby how long have you felt this way,13 +143181,511,230,"Homer Simpson: Uh, well, looking back, I guess it started sometime before Bart was born.",971000,TRUE,2,4107,Homer Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,"Uh, well, looking back, I guess it started sometime before Bart was born.",uh well looking back i guess it started sometime before bart was born,13 +143182,511,231,"Homer Simpson: (SAD) Room for one, please.",983000,TRUE,2,4107,Homer Simpson,IGLOO MOTOR LODGE,"Room for one, please.",room for one please,4 +143183,511,232,(ROUTE 33: ext. route 33 - morning),999000,FALSE,NA,4104,NA,ROUTE 33,NA,NA,NA +143184,511,233,(MARGE'S HATCHBACK: int. marge's hatchback - continuous),999000,FALSE,NA,4108,NA,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,NA,NA,NA +143185,511,234,"Homer Simpson: Honey, I'm sorry. It's just that we have a hard enough time handling three kids.",999000,TRUE,2,4108,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,"Honey, I'm sorry. It's just that we have a hard enough time handling three kids.",honey im sorry its just that we have a hard enough time handling three kids,15 +143186,511,235,"Homer Simpson: Emotionally, financially, the boy... I just didn't know how to tell you.",1004000,TRUE,2,4108,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,"Emotionally, financially, the boy... I just didn't know how to tell you.",emotionally financially the boy i just didnt know how to tell you,12 +143187,511,236,Marge Simpson: Just yell across the house like you do everything else!,1008000,TRUE,1,4108,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,Just yell across the house like you do everything else!,just yell across the house like you do everything else,10 +143188,511,237,"Homer Simpson: Okay, good, we're talking...",1011000,TRUE,2,4108,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,"Okay, good, we're talking...",okay good were talking,4 +143189,511,238,Marge Simpson: We're not talking!,1013000,TRUE,1,4108,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,We're not talking!,were not talking,3 +143190,511,239,Homer Simpson: Your phone just dialed me.,1014000,TRUE,2,4108,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,Your phone just dialed me.,your phone just dialed me,5 +143191,511,240,Marge Simpson: You were pocket-dialed!,1015000,TRUE,1,4108,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,You were pocket-dialed!,you were pocket-dialed,3 +143192,511,241,"Homer Simpson: Hey, the pocket wants what it wants.",1017000,TRUE,2,4108,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,"Hey, the pocket wants what it wants.",hey the pocket wants what it wants,7 +143193,511,242,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE),1017000,FALSE,1,4108,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S HATCHBACK,NA,NA,NA +143194,511,243,(REST STOP: ext. rest stop - a little later),1022000,FALSE,NA,4109,NA,REST STOP,NA,NA,NA +143195,511,244,"Homer Simpson: (ATTEMPTING CONVERSATION) They just leave the maple syrup on the table, huh? How about that? That's trust, huh?",1022000,TRUE,2,4109,Homer Simpson,REST STOP,"They just leave the maple syrup on the table, huh? How about that? That's trust, huh?",they just leave the maple syrup on the table huh how about that thats trust huh,16 +143196,511,245,Marge Simpson: Shush!,1026000,TRUE,1,4109,Marge Simpson,REST STOP,Shush!,shush,1 +143197,511,246,"Dad: (CHUCKLES) Now kids, help your brother Xander.",1028000,TRUE,524,4109,Dad,REST STOP,"Now kids, help your brother Xander.",now kids help your brother xander,6 +143199,511,248,Dad: Where's daddy? Where'd daddy go?,1040000,TRUE,524,4109,Dad,REST STOP,Where's daddy? Where'd daddy go?,wheres daddy whered daddy go,5 +143200,511,249,Dad: Here he is!,1042000,TRUE,524,4109,Dad,REST STOP,Here he is!,here he is,3 +143203,511,252,(Shelbyville: ext. Shelbyville - street - later that day),1069000,FALSE,NA,2914,NA,Shelbyville,NA,NA,NA +143204,511,253,Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) Uh-oh. I don't think I rewound the video the last time I was here.,1069000,TRUE,2,2914,Homer Simpson,Shelbyville,Uh-oh. I don't think I rewound the video the last time I was here.,uh-oh i dont think i rewound the video the last time i was here,14 +143205,511,254,(FERTILITY CLINIC: int. fertility clinic - MOMENTS LATER),1073000,FALSE,NA,4110,NA,FERTILITY CLINIC,NA,NA,NA +143206,511,255,"Homer Simpson: Um, I'd like to get back a donation made fifteen years ago by a Simpson, Homer. Or it may be under the name Thad Supersperm.",1073000,TRUE,2,4110,Homer Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,"Um, I'd like to get back a donation made fifteen years ago by a Simpson, Homer. Or it may be under the name Thad Supersperm.",um id like to get back a donation made fifteen years ago by a simpson homer or it may be under the name thad supersperm,25 +143207,511,256,"Marge Simpson: Homer... Homer, this is the point where I really have to know what you want.",1084000,TRUE,1,4110,Marge Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,"Homer... Homer, this is the point where I really have to know what you want.",homer homer this is the point where i really have to know what you want,15 +143208,511,257,"Homer Simpson: I'll tell you what I want, Marge. I want to make another Simpson. The table with four legs is sturdier than the table with three. Cubes are made of cheese, but pyramids are schemes. And anything that's half you is guaranteed fifty percent perfect.",1089000,TRUE,2,4110,Homer Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,"I'll tell you what I want, Marge. I want to make another Simpson. The table with four legs is sturdier than the table with three. Cubes are made of cheese, but pyramids are schemes. And anything that's half you is guaranteed fifty percent perfect.",ill tell you what i want marge i want to make another simpson the table with four legs is sturdier than the table with three cubes are made of cheese but pyramids are schemes and anything thats half you is guaranteed fifty percent perfect,44 +143209,511,258,Marge Simpson: (VERY TOUCHED NOISE),1089000,FALSE,1,4110,Marge Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,NA,NA,NA +143210,511,259,"Receptionist: Nice speech, but the last of your sample was just selected by another couple.",1106000,TRUE,98,4110,Receptionist,FERTILITY CLINIC,"Nice speech, but the last of your sample was just selected by another couple.",nice speech but the last of your sample was just selected by another couple,14 +143211,511,260,Homer Simpson: Are you sure there isn't more? I mean there's always a little ketchup left in the bottle.,1111000,TRUE,2,4110,Homer Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,Are you sure there isn't more? I mean there's always a little ketchup left in the bottle.,are you sure there isnt more i mean theres always a little ketchup left in the bottle,17 +143212,511,261,Receptionist: I'm afraid not. But the couple is waiting in the room there. Maybe you can talk them into something else.,1115000,TRUE,98,4110,Receptionist,FERTILITY CLINIC,I'm afraid not. But the couple is waiting in the room there. Maybe you can talk them into something else.,im afraid not but the couple is waiting in the room there maybe you can talk them into something else,20 +143213,511,262,(Waiting Room: ext. waiting room - continuous),1125000,FALSE,NA,69,NA,Waiting Room,NA,NA,NA +143214,511,263,Husband: (SHOCKED NOISE),1125000,FALSE,1104,69,Husband,Waiting Room,NA,NA,NA +143215,511,264,Homer Simpson: I'd like to buy back my sample.,1125000,TRUE,2,69,Homer Simpson,Waiting Room,I'd like to buy back my sample.,id like to buy back my sample,7 +143216,511,265,Wife: Are you saying... our sample came from you?,1127000,TRUE,565,69,Wife,Waiting Room,Are you saying... our sample came from you?,are you saying our sample came from you,8 +143217,511,266,"Husband: (QUICKLY) Here, it's yours. We don't need it.",1131000,TRUE,1104,69,Husband,Waiting Room,"Here, it's yours. We don't need it.",here its yours we dont need it,7 +143218,511,267,"Homer Simpson: Well, I expected a little argument.",1132000,TRUE,2,69,Homer Simpson,Waiting Room,"Well, I expected a little argument.",well i expected a little argument,6 +143219,511,268,"Husband: No, no, no, look in the mirror, that's your argument.",1134000,TRUE,1104,69,Husband,Waiting Room,"No, no, no, look in the mirror, that's your argument.",no no no look in the mirror thats your argument,10 +143220,511,269,"Homer Simpson: (FEELINGS HURT) Geez. I mean, I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm all right.",1136000,TRUE,2,69,Homer Simpson,Waiting Room,"Geez. I mean, I'm no Luis Guzman, but I'm all right.",geez i mean im no luis guzman but im all right,11 +143221,511,270,(FERTILITY CLINIC: Int. fertility clinic - later),1146000,FALSE,NA,4110,NA,FERTILITY CLINIC,NA,NA,NA +143222,511,271,Marge Simpson: (STUNNED GASP),1146000,FALSE,1,4110,Marge Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,NA,NA,NA +143223,511,272,Marge Simpson: Homer? How many samples did you sell?,1146000,TRUE,1,4110,Marge Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,Homer? How many samples did you sell?,homer how many samples did you sell,7 +143224,511,273,Homer Simpson: Um... remember that Corvette I had?,1150000,TRUE,2,4110,Homer Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,Um... remember that Corvette I had?,um remember that corvette i had,6 +143225,511,274,Marge Simpson: I thought they only paid fifty dollars a trip.,1153000,TRUE,1,4110,Marge Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,I thought they only paid fifty dollars a trip.,i thought they only paid fifty dollars a trip,9 +143260,512,20,"Homer Simpson: (SCREAM OF PAIN) This is the worst pain imaginable! (EATS ONION RING, SCREAM OF PAIN)",108000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,This is the worst pain imaginable!,this is the worst pain imaginable,6 +143226,511,275,"Homer Simpson: (WALKING UP) Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Junior. With a name like that, he could be president.",1155000,TRUE,2,4110,Homer Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,"Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Junior. With a name like that, he could be president.",exactly well were all set lets make a thad supersperm junior with a name like that he could be president,20 +143227,511,276,"Marge Simpson: Homie, maybe we should wait.",1163000,TRUE,1,4110,Marge Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,"Homie, maybe we should wait.",homie maybe we should wait,5 +143228,511,277,Homer Simpson: (VERY SURPRISED NOISE),1163000,FALSE,2,4110,Homer Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,NA,NA,NA +143229,511,278,Marge Simpson: Maybe there's enough Homer in the world for now.,1166000,TRUE,1,4110,Marge Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,Maybe there's enough Homer in the world for now.,maybe theres enough homer in the world for now,9 +143230,511,279,Homer Simpson: (GENUINELY DISAPPOINTED) But I was really looking forward to...,1170000,TRUE,2,4110,Homer Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,But I was really looking forward to...,but i was really looking forward to,7 +143231,511,280,"Homer Simpson: (REACTION NOISE, THEN:) You're right, Marge. I don't wanna bring more kids into a world full of my kids. (DISGUSTED NOISE)",1175000,TRUE,2,4110,Homer Simpson,FERTILITY CLINIC,"You're right, Marge. I don't wanna bring more kids into a world full of my kids.",youre right marge i dont wanna bring more kids into a world full of my kids,16 +143232,511,281,(DRIVE-IN THEATER: Ext. drive-in theater - night),1184000,FALSE,NA,1869,NA,DRIVE-IN THEATER,NA,NA,NA +143233,511,282,"Homer Simpson: Two adults, please.",1184000,TRUE,2,1869,Homer Simpson,DRIVE-IN THEATER,"Two adults, please.",two adults please,3 +143234,511,283,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Enjoy the film, you two!",1187000,TRUE,923,1869,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,DRIVE-IN THEATER,"Enjoy the film, you two!",enjoy the film you two,5 +143235,511,284,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Another thing that would be harder with four kids.,1194000,TRUE,2,1869,Homer Simpson,DRIVE-IN THEATER,Another thing that would be harder with four kids.,another thing that would be harder with four kids,9 +143236,511,285,"Marge Simpson: You know, I always send the theater manager a check the next day.",1197000,TRUE,1,1869,Marge Simpson,DRIVE-IN THEATER,"You know, I always send the theater manager a check the next day.",you know i always send the theater manager a check the next day,13 +143237,511,286,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),1197000,FALSE,2,1869,Homer Simpson,DRIVE-IN THEATER,NA,NA,NA +143238,511,287,Lisa Simpson: (LAUGH),1197000,FALSE,9,1869,Lisa Simpson,DRIVE-IN THEATER,NA,NA,NA +143239,511,288,Septuplets: (8 QUICK ANNOYED GRUNTS),1197000,FALSE,6172,1869,Septuplets,DRIVE-IN THEATER,NA,NA,NA +143240,512,0,(Gulp 'N' Blow: ext. GULP 'N' BLOW - DRIVE-THROUGH - DAY),57000,FALSE,NA,531,NA,Gulp 'N' Blow,NA,NA,NA +143241,512,1,Homer Simpson: Pushy sign! Don't tell me what to try!,57000,TRUE,2,531,Homer Simpson,Gulp 'N' Blow,Pushy sign! Don't tell me what to try!,pushy sign dont tell me what to try,8 +143242,512,2,Thought Bubble Marge: Homer! Dr. Hibbert told you to eat healthier!,60000,TRUE,4521,531,Thought Bubble Marge,Gulp 'N' Blow,Homer! Dr. Hibbert told you to eat healthier!,homer dr hibbert told you to eat healthier,8 +143243,512,3,Homer Simpson: (LYING) I don't recall that.,63000,TRUE,2,531,Homer Simpson,Gulp 'N' Blow,I don't recall that.,i dont recall that,4 +143244,512,4,Thought Bubble Marge: Well I do.,65000,TRUE,4521,531,Thought Bubble Marge,Gulp 'N' Blow,Well I do.,well i do,3 +143245,512,5,Thought Bubble Dr. Hibbert: Eat healthier!,67000,TRUE,6173,531,Thought Bubble Dr. Hibbert,Gulp 'N' Blow,Eat healthier!,eat healthier,2 +143246,512,6,"THOUGHT BUBBLE BERNICE: You too, Julius! I heard you were at Loretta's Diner on ""Catfish Friday!""",68000,TRUE,6174,531,THOUGHT BUBBLE BERNICE,Gulp 'N' Blow,"You too, Julius! I heard you were at Loretta's Diner on ""Catfish Friday!""",you too julius i heard you were at lorettas diner on catfish friday,13 +143247,512,7,Thought Bubble Dr. Hibbert: How do you know that? You got your brother following me?,73000,TRUE,6173,531,Thought Bubble Dr. Hibbert,Gulp 'N' Blow,How do you know that? You got your brother following me?,how do you know that you got your brother following me,11 +143248,512,8,THOUGHT BUBBLE BERNICE: Chester needs a job.,75000,TRUE,6174,531,THOUGHT BUBBLE BERNICE,Gulp 'N' Blow,Chester needs a job.,chester needs a job,4 +143249,512,9,"Thought Bubble Dr. Hibbert: I paid him to build a shed! Where is my shed, Bernice?",77000,TRUE,6173,531,Thought Bubble Dr. Hibbert,Gulp 'N' Blow,"I paid him to build a shed! Where is my shed, Bernice?",i paid him to build a shed where is my shed bernice,12 +143250,512,10,"Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) One onion rings, please.",80000,TRUE,2,531,Homer Simpson,Gulp 'N' Blow,"One onion rings, please.",one onion rings please,4 +143251,512,11,Cashier: (FLIRTY) Can I borrow ten bucks from the cash register? I've gotta get drunk before a party.,85000,TRUE,115,531,Cashier,Gulp 'N' Blow,Can I borrow ten bucks from the cash register? I've gotta get drunk before a party.,can i borrow ten bucks from the cash register ive gotta get drunk before a party,16 +143252,512,12,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (STRESSED-OUT MURMUR),85000,FALSE,923,531,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Gulp 'N' Blow,NA,NA,NA +143253,512,13,"Customer: Excuse me, a homeless man is giving himself a sink bath!",90000,TRUE,481,531,Customer,Gulp 'N' Blow,"Excuse me, a homeless man is giving himself a sink bath!",excuse me a homeless man is giving himself a sink bath,11 +143254,512,14,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (MORE STRESSED-OUT MURMUR),90000,FALSE,923,531,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Gulp 'N' Blow,NA,NA,NA +143255,512,15,Milhouse Van Houten: Karate class is here and hungry!,98000,TRUE,25,531,Milhouse Van Houten,Gulp 'N' Blow,Karate class is here and hungry!,karate class is here and hungry,6 +143256,512,16,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (BIGGEST STRESSED-OUT MURMUR),98000,FALSE,923,531,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Gulp 'N' Blow,NA,NA,NA +143257,512,17,Homeless Man: You got any scented candles?,100000,TRUE,3683,531,Homeless Man,Gulp 'N' Blow,You got any scented candles?,you got any scented candles,5 +143258,512,18,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY PAINED SCREAM),100000,FALSE,2,531,Homer Simpson,Gulp 'N' Blow,NA,NA,NA +143259,512,19,(Homer's Car: Int. homer's car - continuous),108000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +143261,512,21,Homer Simpson: (CALMLY) This one's cold.,111000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,This one's cold.,this ones cold,3 +143262,512,22,(Small Office Building: Ext. small office building - day),113000,FALSE,NA,3994,NA,Small Office Building,NA,NA,NA +143263,512,23,(LAWYER'S OFFICE: Int. lawyer's office - continuous),113000,FALSE,NA,4111,NA,LAWYER'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +143264,512,24,"Roberto Dinero: (LATINO) Mr. Simpson, your injury was no accidénte, it was... negligénce.",113000,TRUE,6175,4111,Roberto Dinero,LAWYER'S OFFICE,"Mr. Simpson, your injury was no accidénte, it was... negligénce.",mr simpson your injury was no accidénte it was negligénce,10 +143265,512,25,"Homer Simpson: (EMOTIONAL) My burns have affected our... (WHISPERED) intimacy... (NORMAL) because all night, I talk about how much money I'm going to make from the lawsuit.",120000,TRUE,2,4111,Homer Simpson,LAWYER'S OFFICE,"My burns have affected our... intimacy... because all night, I talk about how much money I'm going to make from the lawsuit.",my burns have affected our intimacy because all night i talk about how much money im going to make from the lawsuit,22 +143266,512,26,Roberto Dinero: Money? What I am concerned about is your burns.,128000,TRUE,6175,4111,Roberto Dinero,LAWYER'S OFFICE,Money? What I am concerned about is your burns.,money what i am concerned about is your burns,9 +143267,512,27,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE),128000,FALSE,1,4111,Marge Simpson,LAWYER'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +143268,512,28,"Roberto Dinero: They have healed much too quickly. Sit still while I give your head the ""third degree.""",132000,TRUE,6175,4111,Roberto Dinero,LAWYER'S OFFICE,"They have healed much too quickly. Sit still while I give your head the ""third degree.""",they have healed much too quickly sit still while i give your head the third degree,16 +143269,512,29,Homer Simpson: (SCREAMS) Oh God! It hurts worse than the burns!,134000,TRUE,2,4111,Homer Simpson,LAWYER'S OFFICE,Oh God! It hurts worse than the burns!,oh god it hurts worse than the burns,8 +143270,512,30,"Roberto Dinero: Yes, these are special acid markers.",143000,TRUE,6175,4111,Roberto Dinero,LAWYER'S OFFICE,"Yes, these are special acid markers.",yes these are special acid markers,6 +143271,512,31,(Courtroom: Int. courtroom - continuous),147000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +143272,512,32,"Judge Snyder: Homer Simpson, you shall receive five-thousand dollars after legal fees.",147000,TRUE,214,194,Judge Snyder,Courtroom,"Homer Simpson, you shall receive five-thousand dollars after legal fees.",homer simpson you shall receive five-thousand dollars after legal fees,10 +143273,512,33,"ROBERT DINERO: Pay up, Krusty.",151000,TRUE,6176,194,ROBERT DINERO,Courtroom,"Pay up, Krusty.",pay up krusty,3 +143274,512,34,Krusty the Clown: (AT DEFENDANT'S TABLE) It wasn't even my place!,152000,TRUE,139,194,Krusty the Clown,Courtroom,It wasn't even my place!,it wasnt even my place,5 +143275,512,35,"Krusty the Clown: Man, I got a bad lawyer.",154000,TRUE,139,194,Krusty the Clown,Courtroom,"Man, I got a bad lawyer.",man i got a bad lawyer,6 +143276,512,36,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - establishing),158000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143277,512,37,"Carl Carlson: So, uh, what are you gonna do with the money, Homer?",158000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"So, uh, what are you gonna do with the money, Homer?",so uh what are you gonna do with the money homer,11 +143278,512,38,"Homer Simpson: Well, thought bubble Marge said we should put it in a college fund for Lisa.",161000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Well, thought bubble Marge said we should put it in a college fund for Lisa.",well thought bubble marge said we should put it in a college fund for lisa,15 +143279,512,39,Lenny Leonard: So where's the money now?,165000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,So where's the money now?,so wheres the money now,5 +143280,512,40,"Homer Simpson: I put it in the bank. That place is great! On their wall, they had a photo with an old couple walking on the beach with their pants rolled up.",166000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I put it in the bank. That place is great! On their wall, they had a photo with an old couple walking on the beach with their pants rolled up.",i put it in the bank that place is great on their wall they had a photo with an old couple walking on the beach with their pants rolled up,30 +143281,512,41,"Carl Carlson: Uh, Homer, we all wanna walk on the beach with our pants rolled up, but, uh, banks are not as safe as they used to be.",175000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Uh, Homer, we all wanna walk on the beach with our pants rolled up, but, uh, banks are not as safe as they used to be.",uh homer we all wanna walk on the beach with our pants rolled up but uh banks are not as safe as they used to be,26 +143282,512,42,"Lenny Leonard: Yeah, when you give the bank your money, they lend it to other people! I saw a Sesame Street about it! Kermit was wearing his trench coat and everything!",181000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, when you give the bank your money, they lend it to other people! I saw a Sesame Street about it! Kermit was wearing his trench coat and everything!",yeah when you give the bank your money they lend it to other people i saw a sesame street about it kermit was wearing his trench coat and everything,29 +143283,512,43,"Homer Simpson: Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too?",189000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Wait, the frog in the trench coat is Kermit too?",wait the frog in the trench coat is kermit too,10 +143284,512,44,Lenny Leonard: All the frogs on that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.,191000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,All the frogs on that show are Kermit. Keeps all the other frog actors out of work.,all the frogs on that show are kermit keeps all the other frog actors out of work,17 +143285,512,45,Homer Simpson: That settles it. No banks for me.,195000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,That settles it. No banks for me.,that settles it no banks for me,7 +143286,512,46,Moe Szyslak: I'll tell you where you should put your money. The one safe place left in this world of woe:,197000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I'll tell you where you should put your money. The one safe place left in this world of woe:,ill tell you where you should put your money the one safe place left in this world of woe,19 +143287,512,47,Homer Simpson: What the--? I'm not gonna gamble with my daughter's future.,199000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,What the--? I'm not gonna gamble with my daughter's future.,what the-- im not gonna gamble with my daughters future,10 +143316,512,76,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS),314000,FALSE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +143317,512,77,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. Springfield retirement castle - day - establishing),318000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +143288,512,48,"Moe Szyslak: Nah, you don't have to bet the money. The poker website just keeps it nice and safe, where the FDIC can't get its grubby little hands on it!",206000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Nah, you don't have to bet the money. The poker website just keeps it nice and safe, where the FDIC can't get its grubby little hands on it!",nah you dont have to bet the money the poker website just keeps it nice and safe where the fdic cant get its grubby little hands on it,28 +143289,512,49,"Homer Simpson: A poker site is now safer than an American bank. Has our nation, built on people suing because their onion rings were too hot, come to this?",213000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"A poker site is now safer than an American bank. Has our nation, built on people suing because their onion rings were too hot, come to this?",a poker site is now safer than an american bank has our nation built on people suing because their onion rings were too hot come to this,27 +143290,512,50,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third world, we're doin' great!",223000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, hey, hey, hey! Don't you badmouth this country. Compared to the rest of the third world, we're doin' great!",hey hey hey hey dont you badmouth this country compared to the rest of the third world were doin great,20 +143291,512,51,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - DINING room - day),228000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143292,512,52,"Homer Simpson: (TYPING) Open file, click and...invested! (CALLING OUT) Hey Lisa, check out your college fund!",228000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Open file, click and...invested! Hey Lisa, check out your college fund!",open file click andinvested hey lisa check out your college fund,11 +143293,512,53,Lisa Simpson: (ENTERING) You put my college fund on a poker site?!,235000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You put my college fund on a poker site?!,you put my college fund on a poker site,9 +143294,512,54,"Homer Simpson: It's a classy operation. See, the little dealer's wearing a bowtie. Cute.",238000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's a classy operation. See, the little dealer's wearing a bowtie. Cute.",its a classy operation see the little dealers wearing a bowtie cute,12 +143295,512,55,Lisa Simpson: Well... (EXCITED) at least I have a college fund!,242000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Well... at least I have a college fund!,well at least i have a college fund,8 +143296,512,56,Homer Simpson: (UPBEAT) On a poker site!,245000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,On a poker site!,on a poker site,4 +143297,512,57,Lisa Simpson: More importantly it's a college fund...,246000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,More importantly it's a college fund...,more importantly its a college fund,6 +143298,512,58,Homer Simpson: (MORE UPBEAT) On a poker site!,248000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,On a poker site!,on a poker site,4 +143299,512,59,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, please!",249000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, please!",dad please,2 +143300,512,60,Homer Simpson: Sorry. Check out my new t-shirt.,250000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sorry. Check out my new t-shirt.,sorry check out my new t-shirt,6 +143301,512,61,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) Where'd you get that shirt?,255000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Where'd you get that shirt?,whered you get that shirt,5 +143302,512,62,"Homer Simpson: I've had it for a long time. I was just about to throw it out, and then this happened.",256000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've had it for a long time. I was just about to throw it out, and then this happened.",ive had it for a long time i was just about to throw it out and then this happened,19 +143303,512,63,Homer Simpson: That's one way to avoid drunk driving.,266000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That's one way to avoid drunk driving.,thats one way to avoid drunk driving,7 +143304,512,64,Marge Simpson: Another way is don't drink.,268000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Another way is don't drink.,another way is dont drink,5 +143305,512,65,Homer Simpson: I'm not Superman.,270000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm not Superman.,im not superman,3 +143306,512,66,Marge Simpson: Homie! Do you know what yesterday was?,272000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie! Do you know what yesterday was?,homie do you know what yesterday was,7 +143307,512,67,"Homer Simpson: Ha, of course I do! (THINKS, THEN SEARCHING) Happy anni... birth... entine... shark week?",274000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ha, of course I do! Happy anni... birth... entine... shark week?",ha of course i do happy anni birth entine shark week,11 +143308,512,68,Marge Simpson: Yesterday's the day we were supposed to visit Grampa!,281000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Yesterday's the day we were supposed to visit Grampa!,yesterdays the day we were supposed to visit grampa,9 +143309,512,69,"Homer Simpson: What the?! Stupid calendar. (TO CALENDAR) First you put the Fourth of July on Sunday, and now this! (MAD) Ooh, we're gonna discuss this later!",287000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What the?! Stupid calendar. First you put the Fourth of July on Sunday, and now this! Ooh, we're gonna discuss this later!",what the stupid calendar first you put the fourth of july on sunday and now this ooh were gonna discuss this later,22 +143310,512,70,(Springfield Streets: EXT. SPRINGFIELD STREETS - DAY),298000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +143311,512,71,"Homer Simpson: Okay, remember the plan. Apologize to Grampa. Then when he wants us to take him out to lunch, point to the leftovers, tell him we already did, but he forgot.",298000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Okay, remember the plan. Apologize to Grampa. Then when he wants us to take him out to lunch, point to the leftovers, tell him we already did, but he forgot.",okay remember the plan apologize to grampa then when he wants us to take him out to lunch point to the leftovers tell him we already did but he forgot,30 +143312,512,72,Marge Simpson: I still feel guilty. Your father's not going to be around forever.,306000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,I still feel guilty. Your father's not going to be around forever.,i still feel guilty your fathers not going to be around forever,12 +143313,512,73,"Homer Simpson: Marge, you take that back!",310000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Marge, you take that back!",marge you take that back,5 +143314,512,74,"Marge Simpson: Fine, he'll be around forever.",312000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Fine, he'll be around forever.",fine hell be around forever,5 +143315,512,75,Homer Simpson: You take that back!,314000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,You take that back!,you take that back,4 +143318,512,78,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) We're here to see Abe Simpson.,318000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,We're here to see Abe Simpson.,were here to see abe simpson,6 +143319,512,79,"Female Orderly: (CONCERNED) Abe Simpson?! Uh, excuse me.",321000,TRUE,6177,79,Female Orderly,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Abe Simpson?! Uh, excuse me.",abe simpson uh excuse me,5 +143320,512,80,Male Orderly: I'm very sorry to tell you your father... is missing.,325000,TRUE,6178,79,Male Orderly,Springfield Retirement Castle,I'm very sorry to tell you your father... is missing.,im very sorry to tell you your father is missing,10 +143321,512,81,Homer Simpson: Missing?! What kind of a prison are you people running here?,329000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Missing?! What kind of a prison are you people running here?,missing what kind of a prison are you people running here,11 +143322,512,82,"Male Orderly: If it's any consolation, we'll probably find him when the river thaws in the spring. A lot of bobbers then.",332000,TRUE,6178,79,Male Orderly,Springfield Retirement Castle,"If it's any consolation, we'll probably find him when the river thaws in the spring. A lot of bobbers then.",if its any consolation well probably find him when the river thaws in the spring a lot of bobbers then,20 +143323,512,83,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. Retirement castle - day),345000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +143324,512,84,(RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM: Int. retirement castle - abe's room - continuous),345000,FALSE,NA,4112,NA,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,NA,NA,NA +143325,512,85,"Marge Simpson: There's gotta be a clue in here somewhere. Spats, sock garters, the world's hardest hard candy...",345000,TRUE,1,4112,Marge Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,"There's gotta be a clue in here somewhere. Spats, sock garters, the world's hardest hard candy...",theres gotta be a clue in here somewhere spats sock garters the worlds hardest hard candy,16 +143326,512,86,"Homer Simpson: Oh, it's hopeless! This room is like a museum of meaningless old crap. By which I mean every museum.",355000,TRUE,2,4112,Homer Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,"Oh, it's hopeless! This room is like a museum of meaningless old crap. By which I mean every museum.",oh its hopeless this room is like a museum of meaningless old crap by which i mean every museum,19 +143327,512,87,Marge Simpson: Grampa's army footlocker! (OPENING IT) I bet the most important things in the world to him are in this box!,362000,TRUE,1,4112,Marge Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,Grampa's army footlocker! I bet the most important things in the world to him are in this box!,grampas army footlocker i bet the most important things in the world to him are in this box,18 +143328,512,88,Homer Simpson: So precious...,367000,TRUE,2,4112,Homer Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,So precious...,so precious,2 +143329,512,89,"Homer Simpson: Look at that, a man's whole life being kicked around on the floor.",374000,TRUE,2,4112,Homer Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,"Look at that, a man's whole life being kicked around on the floor.",look at that a mans whole life being kicked around on the floor,13 +143330,512,90,Marge Simpson: Spiro's...,378000,TRUE,1,4112,Marge Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,Spiro's...,spiros,1 +143331,512,91,Marge Simpson: The place that changed my life?,380000,TRUE,1,4112,Marge Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,The place that changed my life?,the place that changed my life,6 +143332,512,92,"Homer Simpson: Flimsy lead, take me away!",380000,TRUE,2,4112,Homer Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - ABE'S ROOM,"Flimsy lead, take me away!",flimsy lead take me away,5 +143333,512,93,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - living ROOM - DAY),386000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143334,512,94,"Bart Simpson: Okay, baby, let's see the flop... (AGGRAVATED) Dammit! Lost again.",386000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, baby, let's see the flop... Dammit! Lost again.",okay baby lets see the flop dammit lost again,9 +143335,512,95,Lisa Simpson: (VERY SHOCKED GASP) Are you playing poker with my college fund?,397000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you playing poker with my college fund?,are you playing poker with my college fund,8 +143336,512,96,Bart Simpson: I'm only down sixty-two dollars. Not counting my tips to the waitresses.,399000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm only down sixty-two dollars. Not counting my tips to the waitresses.,im only down sixty-two dollars not counting my tips to the waitresses,12 +143337,512,97,Lisa Simpson: Get your hands off my future!,407000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Get your hands off my future!,get your hands off my future,6 +143338,512,98,"Bart Simpson: Fine, fine.",410000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine, fine.",fine fine,2 +143339,512,99,"Lisa Simpson: (TO SELF) New low, even for this family... college fund on a poker site... I'm just gonna log right out.",413000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"New low, even for this family... college fund on a poker site... I'm just gonna log right out.",new low even for this family college fund on a poker site im just gonna log right out,18 +143340,512,100,Lisa Simpson: Get outta here!,420000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Get outta here!,get outta here,3 +143341,512,101,Lisa Simpson: (NOTICES) Huh. Two queens. That's a great start.,424000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Huh. Two queens. That's a great start.,huh two queens thats a great start,7 +143342,512,102,"Lisa Simpson: (NERVOUS CHUCKLE) Well, maybe I can just win the sixty-two dollars back.",428000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, maybe I can just win the sixty-two dollars back.",well maybe i can just win the sixty-two dollars back,10 +143343,512,103,Lisa Simpson: Four queens! Yes! Yes!!!,436000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Four queens! Yes! Yes!!!,four queens yes yes,4 +143344,512,104,"Ned Flanders: Gambling, eh? Satan's most potent recruiting tool!",440000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Gambling, eh? Satan's most potent recruiting tool!",gambling eh satans most potent recruiting tool,7 +143345,512,105,"Lisa Simpson: All due respect, Mr. Flanders, could I have a little privacy?",443000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"All due respect, Mr. Flanders, could I have a little privacy?",all due respect mr flanders could i have a little privacy,11 +143346,512,106,Lisa Simpson: Please? Thank you.,447000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Please? Thank you.,please thank you,3 +143347,512,107,Lisa Simpson: Yeah! Fifty dollars up! (CONFIDENT LAUGH) Time to play with house money!,459000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah! Fifty dollars up! Time to play with house money!,yeah fifty dollars up time to play with house money,10 +143348,512,108,"Bart Simpson: Or, time to walk away from the table.",465000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Or, time to walk away from the table.",or time to walk away from the table,8 +143349,512,109,Lisa Simpson: Shoo!,465000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Shoo!,shoo,1 +143350,512,110,Lisa Simpson: How did he...,470000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,How did he...,how did he,3 +143351,512,111,Milhouse Van Houten: Can't let Lisa lose her sense of wonder. (EXHAUSTING PANTS),471000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Can't let Lisa lose her sense of wonder.,cant let lisa lose her sense of wonder,8 +143352,512,112,(Spiro's: Ext. Spiro's - day - establishing),471000,FALSE,NA,4113,NA,Spiro's,NA,NA,NA +143353,512,113,"Homer Simpson: Excuse me, have you seen this man?",471000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,"Excuse me, have you seen this man?",excuse me have you seen this man,7 +143354,512,114,"Burly Biker: (IN HIS FACE) We don't like questions, man.",493000,TRUE,6179,4113,Burly Biker,Spiro's,"We don't like questions, man.",we dont like questions man,5 +143355,512,115,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS PHUMPHERING) I'm just trying to get information -- like a nosey reporter, or an undercover cop...",495000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,"I'm just trying to get information -- like a nosey reporter, or an undercover cop...",im just trying to get information -- like a nosey reporter or an undercover cop,15 +143356,512,116,Bikers: What'd he say about a cop?,500000,TRUE,2942,4113,Bikers,Spiro's,What'd he say about a cop?,whatd he say about a cop,6 +143357,512,117,"Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) Or a spy from a rival gang! (TERRIFIED) Hey, what are you doin'? (PAINED NOISES)",501000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,"Or a spy from a rival gang! Hey, what are you doin'?",or a spy from a rival gang hey what are you doin,12 +143358,512,118,Bartender: (GREEK) Abe Simpson -- used to work here. (COMMANDING) Put him down!,509000,TRUE,659,4113,Bartender,Spiro's,Abe Simpson -- used to work here. Put him down!,abe simpson -- used to work here put him down,10 +143359,512,119,Bartender: Welcome to Spiro's! I am Spiro. Not the Spiro on the sign -- that's my brother.,517000,TRUE,659,4113,Bartender,Spiro's,Welcome to Spiro's! I am Spiro. Not the Spiro on the sign -- that's my brother.,welcome to spiros i am spiro not the spiro on the sign -- thats my brother,16 +143360,512,120,Homer Simpson: (GETTING UP) Did you say my dad worked here?,522000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,Did you say my dad worked here?,did you say my dad worked here,7 +143361,512,121,"Spiro: Yes. (NOSTALGIC) In the old days. When people ate steak, drank champagne, and the music... oh, the music! (FURIOUS) I hated the music!",524000,TRUE,6180,4113,Spiro,Spiro's,"Yes. In the old days. When people ate steak, drank champagne, and the music... oh, the music! I hated the music!",yes in the old days when people ate steak drank champagne and the music oh the music i hated the music,21 +143362,512,122,"YOUNG SPIRO: Simpson! I pay you to clean tables, not to write songs. And you, Marvin Hamlisch, I pay you to write songs, not to clean tables!",549000,TRUE,6181,4113,YOUNG SPIRO,Spiro's,"Simpson! I pay you to clean tables, not to write songs. And you, Marvin Hamlisch, I pay you to write songs, not to clean tables!",simpson i pay you to clean tables not to write songs and you marvin hamlisch i pay you to write songs not to clean tables,25 +143363,512,123,Marvin Hamlisch: What can I say? I like to pitch in.,556000,TRUE,6182,4113,Marvin Hamlisch,Spiro's,What can I say? I like to pitch in.,what can i say i like to pitch in,9 +143364,512,124,Spiro: Napas To Thailo Valka!,568000,TRUE,6180,4113,Spiro,Spiro's,Napas To Thailo Valka!,napas to thailo valka,4 +143366,512,126,Homer Simpson: Wait a minute!,572000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,Wait a minute!,wait a minute,3 +143367,512,127,Homer Simpson: My dad was an aspiring songwriter like Charles Manson? I never knew that.,574000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,My dad was an aspiring songwriter like Charles Manson? I never knew that.,my dad was an aspiring songwriter like charles manson i never knew that,13 +143368,512,128,CHANTEUSE: You know who would sound good singing that song?... Me.,582000,TRUE,6183,4113,CHANTEUSE,Spiro's,You know who would sound good singing that song?... Me.,you know who would sound good singing that song me,10 +143370,512,130,"CHANTEUSE: (SINGS) MY HEART DOES THE TWO-STEP WHEN YOU WALTZ IN THE PLACE / YEAH, MY TICKER BEATS QUICKER WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR FACE",592000,TRUE,6183,4113,CHANTEUSE,Spiro's,"MY HEART DOES THE TWO-STEP WHEN YOU WALTZ IN THE PLACE / YEAH, MY TICKER BEATS QUICKER WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR FACE",my heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place yeah my ticker beats quicker when i look at your face,22 +143371,512,131,CHANTEUSE: YEAH YOU'D BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR BEFORE WE EMBRACE...,600000,TRUE,6183,4113,CHANTEUSE,Spiro's,YEAH YOU'D BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR BEFORE WE EMBRACE...,yeah youd better call the doctor before we embrace,9 +143372,512,132,"YOUNG SPIRO: Busboy (POINTS O.S.) that bread-basket napkin's so opened-up, you can see everything! Disgusting! You're fired!",605000,TRUE,6181,4113,YOUNG SPIRO,Spiro's,"Busboy that bread-basket napkin's so opened-up, you can see everything! Disgusting! You're fired!",busboy that bread-basket napkins so opened-up you can see everything disgusting youre fired,13 +143373,512,133,"YOUNG RITA: Hey, you can't do that! I just turned sweet on him! Yeah!",611000,TRUE,6184,4113,YOUNG RITA,Spiro's,"Hey, you can't do that! I just turned sweet on him! Yeah!",hey you cant do that i just turned sweet on him yeah,12 +143374,512,134,"YOUNG SPIRO: Be sweet on him on your own sweet time! (TO SELF) Why did I ever leave Greece? (RECALLS) Oh that's right, 'cause it's a train wreck.",615000,TRUE,6181,4113,YOUNG SPIRO,Spiro's,"Be sweet on him on your own sweet time! Why did I ever leave Greece? Oh that's right, 'cause it's a train wreck.",be sweet on him on your own sweet time why did i ever leave greece oh thats right cause its a train wreck,23 +143408,512,168,RITA: I understand. But this is hard. Yeah.,754000,TRUE,6185,4114,RITA,Old Apartment Complex,I understand. But this is hard. Yeah.,i understand but this is hard yeah,7 +143375,512,135,"Spiro: (REMORSEFUL) I never saw either of them again. If you find your Dad, tell him ""sorry"" from Spiro Papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis.",622000,TRUE,6180,4113,Spiro,Spiro's,"I never saw either of them again. If you find your Dad, tell him ""sorry"" from Spiro Papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis.",i never saw either of them again if you find your dad tell him sorry from spiro papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis,18 +143376,512,136,Marge Simpson: Got it. (SMOOTHLY) Papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis.,629000,TRUE,1,4113,Marge Simpson,Spiro's,Got it. Papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis.,got it papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis,3 +143377,512,137,"Homer Simpson: Now, what was that singer's name again?",635000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,"Now, what was that singer's name again?",now what was that singers name again,7 +143378,512,138,Spiro: Rita Lafleur.,637000,TRUE,6180,4113,Spiro,Spiro's,Rita Lafleur.,rita lafleur,2 +143379,512,139,Homer Simpson: Rita La-what?,638000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,Rita La-what?,rita la-what,2 +143380,512,140,Spiro: Lafleur.,640000,TRUE,6180,4113,Spiro,Spiro's,Lafleur.,lafleur,1 +143381,512,141,Homer Simpson: One more time.,641000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,One more time.,one more time,3 +143382,512,142,Spiro: I'll write it down for you.,642000,TRUE,6180,4113,Spiro,Spiro's,I'll write it down for you.,ill write it down for you,6 +143383,512,143,Homer Simpson: Thank you Mr. Papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis.,645000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,Thank you Mr. Papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis.,thank you mr papadapaconstanti-kasgianopolopodopotopolis,4 +143384,512,144,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) There's exactly one Rita Lafleur living in Springfield!,650000,TRUE,1,4113,Marge Simpson,Spiro's,There's exactly one Rita Lafleur living in Springfield!,theres exactly one rita lafleur living in springfield,8 +143385,512,145,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) That's where we live!,653000,TRUE,2,4113,Homer Simpson,Spiro's,That's where we live!,thats where we live,4 +143386,512,146,Marge Simpson: (DIALS) Hello? Rita Lafleur? Did you know a man named Abe Simpson?,654000,TRUE,1,4113,Marge Simpson,Spiro's,Hello? Rita Lafleur? Did you know a man named Abe Simpson?,hello rita lafleur did you know a man named abe simpson,11 +143387,512,147,(Apartment: int. apartment - continuous),659000,FALSE,NA,329,NA,Apartment,NA,NA,NA +143388,512,148,RITA: Know him? I'm married to him!,659000,TRUE,6185,329,RITA,Apartment,Know him? I'm married to him!,know him im married to him,6 +143389,512,149,"Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP) Homer, she's married to your Dad!",663000,TRUE,1,329,Marge Simpson,Apartment,"Homer, she's married to your Dad!",homer shes married to your dad,6 +143390,512,150,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! I get two Christmases!,666000,TRUE,2,329,Homer Simpson,Apartment,Woo hoo! I get two Christmases!,woo hoo i get two christmases,6 +143391,512,151,"Lisa Simpson: I've read every expert on poker, and watched Jennifer Tilly's DVD.",672000,TRUE,9,329,Lisa Simpson,Apartment,"I've read every expert on poker, and watched Jennifer Tilly's DVD.",ive read every expert on poker and watched jennifer tillys dvd,11 +143392,512,152,"Jennifer Tilly: Start with your Simpsons money, use a little girl voice, and take 'em for everything they've got.",675000,TRUE,6186,329,Jennifer Tilly,Apartment,"Start with your Simpsons money, use a little girl voice, and take 'em for everything they've got.",start with your simpsons money use a little girl voice and take em for everything theyve got,17 +143393,512,153,"Jennifer Tilly: Now, I'm needed on the set of ""Bride of Chucky Five.""",680000,TRUE,6186,329,Jennifer Tilly,Apartment,"Now, I'm needed on the set of ""Bride of Chucky Five.""",now im needed on the set of bride of chucky five,11 +143394,512,154,Puppet: Time is money!,684000,TRUE,6187,329,Puppet,Apartment,Time is money!,time is money,3 +143395,512,155,Jennifer Tilly: Money is money!,686000,TRUE,6186,329,Jennifer Tilly,Apartment,Money is money!,money is money,3 +143396,512,156,"Lisa Simpson: And money is college, which should lead to more money some day, but who knows anymore?",688000,TRUE,9,329,Lisa Simpson,Apartment,"And money is college, which should lead to more money some day, but who knows anymore?",and money is college which should lead to more money some day but who knows anymore,16 +143397,512,157,"Helen Lovejoy: Tim, what are you doing?",719000,TRUE,309,329,Helen Lovejoy,Apartment,"Tim, what are you doing?",tim what are you doing,5 +143398,512,158,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Bible trivia.,721000,TRUE,140,329,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Apartment,Bible trivia.,bible trivia,2 +143399,512,159,Helen Lovejoy: (SUSPICIOUS) You've been doing that an awful lot lately.,722000,TRUE,309,329,Helen Lovejoy,Apartment,You've been doing that an awful lot lately.,youve been doing that an awful lot lately,8 +143400,512,160,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: The Bible is rich with trivia!,724000,TRUE,140,329,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Apartment,The Bible is rich with trivia!,the bible is rich with trivia,6 +143401,512,161,(Springfield Street - Day: Ext. springfield street - day),727000,FALSE,NA,4043,NA,Springfield Street - Day,NA,NA,NA +143402,512,162,Homer Simpson: I can't believe my Dad never told me he had another wife. The man I looked up to my whole life.,727000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,I can't believe my Dad never told me he had another wife. The man I looked up to my whole life.,i cant believe my dad never told me he had another wife the man i looked up to my whole life,21 +143403,512,163,Marge Simpson: You never looked up to him.,733000,TRUE,1,4043,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,You never looked up to him.,you never looked up to him,6 +143404,512,164,"Homer Simpson: Well, it's a good thing I didn't because I'd be pretty devastated right now.",735000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street - Day,"Well, it's a good thing I didn't because I'd be pretty devastated right now.",well its a good thing i didnt because id be pretty devastated right now,14 +143405,512,165,(Old Apartment Complex: int. old apartment complex - moments later),747000,FALSE,NA,4114,NA,Old Apartment Complex,NA,NA,NA +143406,512,166,"Marge Simpson: Well, we certainly don't want to cause you any more pain.",747000,TRUE,1,4114,Marge Simpson,Old Apartment Complex,"Well, we certainly don't want to cause you any more pain.",well we certainly dont want to cause you any more pain,11 +143407,512,167,"Homer Simpson: But we need to know everything, no matter how shameful. And fast!",750000,TRUE,2,4114,Homer Simpson,Old Apartment Complex,"But we need to know everything, no matter how shameful. And fast!",but we need to know everything no matter how shameful and fast,12 +143409,512,169,Homer Simpson: Well just what attracted you to my father?,757000,TRUE,2,4114,Homer Simpson,Old Apartment Complex,Well just what attracted you to my father?,well just what attracted you to my father,8 +143410,512,170,RITA: Beneath his mediocrity there was genius. Then a layer of anger. Then a beautiful soul. Then some more anger. A lot of layers.,760000,TRUE,6185,4114,RITA,Old Apartment Complex,Beneath his mediocrity there was genius. Then a layer of anger. Then a beautiful soul. Then some more anger. A lot of layers.,beneath his mediocrity there was genius then a layer of anger then a beautiful soul then some more anger a lot of layers,23 +143411,512,171,(JUKE JOINT: int. juke joint - many years ago - flashback),782000,FALSE,NA,4115,NA,JUKE JOINT,NA,NA,NA +143412,512,172,YOUNG RITA: (SCATS),782000,FALSE,6184,4115,YOUNG RITA,JUKE JOINT,NA,NA,NA +143413,512,173,"RITA: (SIGHS) After we were fired from Spiro's, we teamed up... for more than music.",782000,TRUE,6185,4115,RITA,JUKE JOINT,"After we were fired from Spiro's, we teamed up... for more than music.",after we were fired from spiros we teamed up for more than music,13 +143414,512,174,"YOUNG RITA: Oh, Abe! (KISSING NOISES) Yeah.",787000,TRUE,6184,4115,YOUNG RITA,JUKE JOINT,"Oh, Abe! Yeah.",oh abe yeah,3 +143415,512,175,Marge Simpson: (KNOWING MURMUR) That kind of romance leads to children.,793000,TRUE,1,4115,Marge Simpson,JUKE JOINT,That kind of romance leads to children.,that kind of romance leads to children,7 +143416,512,176,RITA: Faster than you'd think...,796000,TRUE,6185,4115,RITA,JUKE JOINT,Faster than you'd think...,faster than youd think,4 +143417,512,177,Homer Simpson: I was alive when my Dad knew you?,799000,TRUE,2,4115,Homer Simpson,JUKE JOINT,I was alive when my Dad knew you?,i was alive when my dad knew you,8 +143418,512,178,"RITA: Alive, but very clueless.",801000,TRUE,6185,4115,RITA,JUKE JOINT,"Alive, but very clueless.",alive but very clueless,4 +143419,512,179,"Marge Simpson: So, this was after Homer's mother left?",803000,TRUE,1,4115,Marge Simpson,JUKE JOINT,"So, this was after Homer's mother left?",so this was after homers mother left,7 +143420,512,180,RITA: I love men on the rebound. They always think they've done something wrong and they usually come with furniture. (HAPPY NOISE),807000,TRUE,6185,4115,RITA,JUKE JOINT,I love men on the rebound. They always think they've done something wrong and they usually come with furniture.,i love men on the rebound they always think theyve done something wrong and they usually come with furniture,19 +143421,512,181,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) My Dad had furniture?! I don't know him at all!,814000,TRUE,2,4115,Homer Simpson,JUKE JOINT,My Dad had furniture?! I don't know him at all!,my dad had furniture i dont know him at all,10 +143422,512,182,(Park: ext. park - day - flashback),824000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +143423,512,183,(Springfield Town Hall: ext. city hall - day - flashback),824000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +143424,512,184,RITA: We got married in the city hall across from the prettiest church you've ever seen. Then tragedy struck.,824000,TRUE,6185,48,RITA,Springfield Town Hall,We got married in the city hall across from the prettiest church you've ever seen. Then tragedy struck.,we got married in the city hall across from the prettiest church youve ever seen then tragedy struck,18 +143425,512,185,"Homer Simpson: (ADULT VOICE) Hey, I'm startin' to remember why I don't remember so much.",846000,TRUE,2,48,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"Hey, I'm startin' to remember why I don't remember so much.",hey im startin to remember why i dont remember so much,11 +143426,512,186,RITA: We celebrated in your hospital room.,850000,TRUE,6185,48,RITA,Springfield Town Hall,We celebrated in your hospital room.,we celebrated in your hospital room,6 +143427,512,187,(Hospital Room: Int. hospital room - night),852000,FALSE,NA,334,NA,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +143428,512,188,RITA: Our first night together as a family. We didn't know it would be our last.,852000,TRUE,6185,334,RITA,Hospital Room,Our first night together as a family. We didn't know it would be our last.,our first night together as a family we didnt know it would be our last,15 +143429,512,189,YOUNG RITA: Hello?,859000,TRUE,6184,334,YOUNG RITA,Hospital Room,Hello?,hello,1 +143430,512,190,YOUNG RITA: Abe! They want to book us on a European tour!,861000,TRUE,6184,334,YOUNG RITA,Hospital Room,Abe! They want to book us on a European tour!,abe they want to book us on a european tour,10 +143432,512,192,Little Homer: (ELECTRICAL SHOCKED NOISE),865000,FALSE,5215,334,Little Homer,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +143434,512,194,"YOUNG RITA: But making music is my dream, Abe... our dream.",886000,TRUE,6184,334,YOUNG RITA,Hospital Room,"But making music is my dream, Abe... our dream.",but making music is my dream abe our dream,9 +143436,512,196,(Springfield Airport: ext. Springfield airport - DAY - FLASHBACK),907000,FALSE,NA,176,NA,Springfield Airport,NA,NA,NA +143437,512,197,"Little Homer: You okay, Daddy?",907000,TRUE,5215,176,Little Homer,Springfield Airport,"You okay, Daddy?",you okay daddy,3 +143464,512,224,Dealer Avatar: Shame! Shame!,1081000,TRUE,6188,5,Dealer Avatar,Simpson Home,Shame! Shame!,shame shame,2 +143440,512,200,(Rita's Apartment: Int. rita's apartment - present day - continuous),932000,FALSE,NA,4116,NA,Rita's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +143441,512,201,"Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) Oh my God. I never knew the sacrifices my father made. Move over, Fonzie. I've got a new hero.",932000,TRUE,2,4116,Homer Simpson,Rita's Apartment,"Oh my God. I never knew the sacrifices my father made. Move over, Fonzie. I've got a new hero.",oh my god i never knew the sacrifices my father made move over fonzie ive got a new hero,19 +143442,512,202,RITA: (SIGHS) I never saw Abe again.,941000,TRUE,6185,4116,RITA,Rita's Apartment,I never saw Abe again.,i never saw abe again,5 +143443,512,203,Marge Simpson: But I thought you still loved him.,943000,TRUE,1,4116,Marge Simpson,Rita's Apartment,But I thought you still loved him.,but i thought you still loved him,7 +143444,512,204,RITA: Life isn't all major chords... sometimes you gotta hit the minor keys.,945000,TRUE,6185,4116,RITA,Rita's Apartment,Life isn't all major chords... sometimes you gotta hit the minor keys.,life isnt all major chords sometimes you gotta hit the minor keys,12 +143445,512,205,Marge Simpson: What does that mean?,951000,TRUE,1,4116,Marge Simpson,Rita's Apartment,What does that mean?,what does that mean,4 +143446,512,206,RITA: I got super-addicted to heroin. (RELAXES BACK) Yeah.,952000,TRUE,6185,4116,RITA,Rita's Apartment,I got super-addicted to heroin. Yeah.,i got super-addicted to heroin yeah,6 +143447,512,207,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT),960000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143448,512,208,"Lisa Simpson: (INTENSE) Okay, education paid for. With a gap year, to find myself. Every nerve in my body is screaming ""cash out now,"" and yet... (GIDDY) I've got a pair of aces! (INSANE LAUGH)",960000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, education paid for. With a gap year, to find myself. Every nerve in my body is screaming ""cash out now,"" and yet... I've got a pair of aces!",okay education paid for with a gap year to find myself every nerve in my body is screaming cash out now and yet ive got a pair of aces,29 +143449,512,209,"Lisa Simpson: Full house! Aces over threes! Take that, rich-texan-oh-oh-one, and sideshow-bob-at-springfield- penitentiary. Ha! I'm going all in!",971000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Full house! Aces over threes! Take that, rich-texan-oh-oh-one, and sideshow-bob-at-springfield- penitentiary. Ha! I'm going all in!",full house aces over threes take that rich-texan-oh-oh-one and sideshow-bob-at-springfield- penitentiary ha im going all in,16 +143450,512,210,"The Rich Texan: (DISGUSTED NOISE) Doggone it, I give up. It's like Kenny Rogers' most famous line: ""This is a bad piece of chicken.""",985000,TRUE,1508,5,The Rich Texan,Simpson Home,"Doggone it, I give up. It's like Kenny Rogers' most famous line: ""This is a bad piece of chicken.""",doggone it i give up its like kenny rogers most famous line this is a bad piece of chicken,19 +143451,512,211,Lisa Simpson: (GROWING HORROR) What? He didn't fold? But that's insane unless he has...,989000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What? He didn't fold? But that's insane unless he has...,what he didnt fold but thats insane unless he has,10 +143452,512,212,"Lisa Simpson: (AGHAST) Four threes?! Oh no! No-no-no-no-no, nooooo!",1005000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Four threes?! Oh no! No-no-no-no-no, nooooo!",four threes oh no no-no-no-no-no nooooo,6 +143453,512,213,"Lisa Simpson: Can't breathe... (STUTTERS) I've lost, I've lost everything. (HUGE SOBS)",1018000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Can't breathe... I've lost, I've lost everything.",cant breathe ive lost ive lost everything,7 +143454,512,214,Dealer Avatar: (ELECTRONIC) We can all hear you! Please log off!,1027000,TRUE,6188,5,Dealer Avatar,Simpson Home,We can all hear you! Please log off!,we can all hear you please log off,8 +143455,512,215,"Bart Simpson: Aw, c'mon, Lis. No gambling story has a happy ending, except Seabiscuit. But you never hear about the ruined lives of the people who bet against him.",1035000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, c'mon, Lis. No gambling story has a happy ending, except Seabiscuit. But you never hear about the ruined lives of the people who bet against him.",aw cmon lis no gambling story has a happy ending except seabiscuit but you never hear about the ruined lives of the people who bet against him,27 +143456,512,216,Lisa Simpson: (SOBS) This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me! I was Ivy! Strong Ivy! (SOBS),1045000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me! I was Ivy! Strong Ivy!,this is the worst thing thats ever happened to me i was ivy strong ivy,15 +143457,512,217,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Oh man, this is priceless, but I can't keep it up. You've still got a college fund.",1051000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh man, this is priceless, but I can't keep it up. You've still got a college fund.",oh man this is priceless but i cant keep it up youve still got a college fund,17 +143458,512,218,Lisa Simpson: What are you talking about?,1056000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +143459,512,219,Bart Simpson: I'm Sideshow Bob!,1058000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm Sideshow Bob!,im sideshow bob,3 +143460,512,220,Bart Simpson: I've been using his avatar to play poker and trash his favorite restaurants on Yelp.,1061000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I've been using his avatar to play poker and trash his favorite restaurants on Yelp.,ive been using his avatar to play poker and trash his favorite restaurants on yelp,15 +143461,512,221,Bart Simpson: And I saved your vegetarian bacon.,1066000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,And I saved your vegetarian bacon.,and i saved your vegetarian bacon,6 +143462,512,222,Lisa Simpson: Oh my God! You won the pot? You must have nearly a million dollars! I can go to college and live like a Kennedy.,1068000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my God! You won the pot? You must have nearly a million dollars! I can go to college and live like a Kennedy.,oh my god you won the pot you must have nearly a million dollars i can go to college and live like a kennedy,24 +143463,512,223,"Bart Simpson: Listen... after I won, the website found out we were both under eighteen, so we're back to the original five thousand.",1075000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Listen... after I won, the website found out we were both under eighteen, so we're back to the original five thousand.",listen after i won the website found out we were both under eighteen so were back to the original five thousand,21 +143465,512,225,Bart Simpson: Did you give the money back to the people who lost it?,1083000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you give the money back to the people who lost it?,did you give the money back to the people who lost it,12 +143466,512,226,Dealer Avatar: Goodbye.,1085000,TRUE,6188,5,Dealer Avatar,Simpson Home,Goodbye.,goodbye,1 +143467,512,227,"Lisa Simpson: Well, back to square one is a major victory in this house, but why did you help me?",1087000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, back to square one is a major victory in this house, but why did you help me?",well back to square one is a major victory in this house but why did you help me,18 +143468,512,228,"Lisa Simpson: C'mon, tell me!",1094000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, tell me!",cmon tell me,3 +143469,512,229,"Bart Simpson: (QUICK, QUIET) Because I actually like you and felt sorry for you.",1096000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Because I actually like you and felt sorry for you.,because i actually like you and felt sorry for you,10 +143470,512,230,Lisa Simpson: (AMAZED) What? You did?,1099000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What? You did?,what you did,3 +143471,512,231,Bart Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) Forget I said anything!,1101000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Forget I said anything!,forget i said anything,4 +143472,512,232,Lisa Simpson: Sure. (LOUD) I have the ending for my memoir!,1103000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Sure. I have the ending for my memoir!,sure i have the ending for my memoir,8 +143473,512,233,(Rita's Apartment: int. rita's apartment - day),1106000,FALSE,NA,4116,NA,Rita's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +143474,512,234,"RITA: I'm sorry I couldn't help you find your father. (SEXY) If you find him, tell him I can still do this. Yeah.",1106000,TRUE,6185,4116,RITA,Rita's Apartment,"I'm sorry I couldn't help you find your father. If you find him, tell him I can still do this. Yeah.",im sorry i couldnt help you find your father if you find him tell him i can still do this yeah,21 +143475,512,235,Homer Simpson: Holy moly.,1114000,TRUE,2,4116,Homer Simpson,Rita's Apartment,Holy moly.,holy moly,2 +143476,512,236,RITA: And tell him to put on a splash of this.,1116000,TRUE,6185,4116,RITA,Rita's Apartment,And tell him to put on a splash of this.,and tell him to put on a splash of this,10 +143477,512,237,Homer Simpson: That's Dad's cologne? I always thought it was his old-man stink.,1121000,TRUE,2,4116,Homer Simpson,Rita's Apartment,That's Dad's cologne? I always thought it was his old-man stink.,thats dads cologne i always thought it was his old-man stink,11 +143478,512,238,"RITA: (WISTFUL) When I knew him, it was young-man musk.",1125000,TRUE,6185,4116,RITA,Rita's Apartment,"When I knew him, it was young-man musk.",when i knew him it was young-man musk,8 +143479,512,239,"Homer Simpson: Man, you're making me hot for my Dad.",1129000,TRUE,2,4116,Homer Simpson,Rita's Apartment,"Man, you're making me hot for my Dad.",man youre making me hot for my dad,8 +143480,512,240,(Old-time Cologne Store: ext. old-time cologne store - day),1133000,FALSE,NA,4117,NA,Old-time Cologne Store,NA,NA,NA +143481,512,241,(Store: Int. store - continuous)),1133000,FALSE,NA,436,NA,Store,NA,NA,NA +143482,512,242,"Elderly Owner: (NODS) Only place in town that still sells Chicory Mist. After people found out it's ninety-eight percent squirrel sweat, they sorta stopped buying.",1133000,TRUE,6189,436,Elderly Owner,Store,"Only place in town that still sells Chicory Mist. After people found out it's ninety-eight percent squirrel sweat, they sorta stopped buying.",only place in town that still sells chicory mist after people found out its ninety-eight percent squirrel sweat they sorta stopped buying,22 +143483,512,243,"Homer Simpson: Listen, do you know this man?",1142000,TRUE,2,436,Homer Simpson,Store,"Listen, do you know this man?",listen do you know this man,6 +143484,512,244,"Elderly Owner: Let me ask around. Abe, you seen this guy?",1144000,TRUE,6189,436,Elderly Owner,Store,"Let me ask around. Abe, you seen this guy?",let me ask around abe you seen this guy,9 +143485,512,245,"Grampa Simpson: (BITTERLY) Oh, I know him. He's a man who has no son!",1147000,TRUE,31,436,Grampa Simpson,Store,"Oh, I know him. He's a man who has no son!",oh i know him hes a man who has no son,11 +143486,512,246,Homer Simpson: (EXUBERANT) Dad!,1151000,TRUE,2,436,Homer Simpson,Store,Dad!,dad,1 +143487,512,247,"Marge Simpson: Abe, we were so worried.",1154000,TRUE,1,436,Marge Simpson,Store,"Abe, we were so worried.",abe we were so worried,5 +143488,512,248,"Homer Simpson: Dad, promise me you'll never wander off and make us explore your fascinating past again.",1156000,TRUE,2,436,Homer Simpson,Store,"Dad, promise me you'll never wander off and make us explore your fascinating past again.",dad promise me youll never wander off and make us explore your fascinating past again,15 +143489,512,249,"Grampa Simpson: I didn't wander off, ya big fat salami! I ran away!",1161000,TRUE,31,436,Grampa Simpson,Store,"I didn't wander off, ya big fat salami! I ran away!",i didnt wander off ya big fat salami i ran away,11 +143490,512,250,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED) What?!,1165000,TRUE,2,436,Homer Simpson,Store,What?!,what,1 +143491,512,251,"Grampa Simpson: You think I'm boring, and you never visit me, and I got sick of waitin' for ya! So I got a job and found a new dump to live in and I didn't tell you about it, so at least that way I know you're not coming!",1166000,TRUE,31,436,Grampa Simpson,Store,"You think I'm boring, and you never visit me, and I got sick of waitin' for ya! So I got a job and found a new dump to live in and I didn't tell you about it, so at least that way I know you're not coming!",you think im boring and you never visit me and i got sick of waitin for ya so i got a job and found a new dump to live in and i didnt tell you about it so at least that way i know youre not coming,47 +143492,512,252,"Marge Simpson: Grampa, we will never miss a visit again. And there'll be a lot more of them.",1178000,TRUE,1,436,Marge Simpson,Store,"Grampa, we will never miss a visit again. And there'll be a lot more of them.",grampa we will never miss a visit again and therell be a lot more of them,16 +143493,512,253,"Homer Simpson: And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment, you have too many great choices. Look at Sunday night. There's like eight amazing shows. None of them on Fox.",1184000,TRUE,2,436,Homer Simpson,Store,"And I don't think you're boring. It's just that in today's multi-channel environment, you have too many great choices. Look at Sunday night. There's like eight amazing shows. None of them on Fox.",and i dont think youre boring its just that in todays multi-channel environment you have too many great choices look at sunday night theres like eight amazing shows none of them on fox,33 +143494,512,254,"Grampa Simpson: Well... when you put it that way... all right. I can't say all is forgiven, but most is forgotten.",1196000,TRUE,31,436,Grampa Simpson,Store,"Well... when you put it that way... all right. I can't say all is forgiven, but most is forgotten.",well when you put it that way all right i cant say all is forgiven but most is forgotten,19 +143495,512,255,Homer Simpson: Aww.,1204000,TRUE,2,436,Homer Simpson,Store,Aww.,aww,1 +143496,512,256,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. springfield retirement castle - day),1212000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +143497,512,257,(Grampa's Room at Springfield Retirement Castle : Int. retirement castle - grampa's room - continuous),1212000,FALSE,NA,80,NA,Grampa's Room at Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +143498,512,258,Grampa Simpson: (WISTFUL SIGH) I guess my honky-tonkin' days are over.,1212000,TRUE,31,80,Grampa Simpson,Grampa's Room at Springfield Retirement Castle,I guess my honky-tonkin' days are over.,i guess my honky-tonkin days are over,7 +143499,512,259,Grampa Simpson: (SURPRISED SPUTTERING NOISE) Someone's playing my tune!,1215000,TRUE,31,80,Grampa Simpson,Grampa's Room at Springfield Retirement Castle,Someone's playing my tune!,someones playing my tune,4 +143500,512,260,Marge Simpson: Don't take Grampa's meds!,1222000,TRUE,1,80,Marge Simpson,Grampa's Room at Springfield Retirement Castle,Don't take Grampa's meds!,dont take grampas meds,4 +143501,512,261,Homer Simpson: I'm payin' for 'em.,1224000,TRUE,2,80,Homer Simpson,Grampa's Room at Springfield Retirement Castle,I'm payin' for 'em.,im payin for em,4 +143502,512,262,(RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM: int. retirement castle - day room - continuous),1233000,FALSE,NA,4118,NA,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,NA,NA,NA +143503,512,263,"RITA: Hey, Abe. Good to see you again.",1233000,TRUE,6185,4118,RITA,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,"Hey, Abe. Good to see you again.",hey abe good to see you again,7 +143504,512,264,Grampa Simpson: Rita! You look dynamite!,1236000,TRUE,31,4118,Grampa Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,Rita! You look dynamite!,rita you look dynamite,4 +143505,512,265,RITA: And you look like you could use a good ironing. But I still love you. Take a seat. Yeah.,1239000,TRUE,6185,4118,RITA,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,And you look like you could use a good ironing. But I still love you. Take a seat. Yeah.,and you look like you could use a good ironing but i still love you take a seat yeah,19 +143506,512,266,"Grampa Simpson: (SINGS) MY HEART DOES THE TWO-STEP WHEN YOU WALTZ IN THE PLACE / YEAH, MY TICKER BEATS QUICKER WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR FACE / YEAH YOU'D BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR BEFORE WE EMBRACE!",1248000,TRUE,31,4118,Grampa Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,"MY HEART DOES THE TWO-STEP WHEN YOU WALTZ IN THE PLACE / YEAH, MY TICKER BEATS QUICKER WHEN I LOOK AT YOUR FACE / YEAH YOU'D BETTER CALL THE DOCTOR BEFORE WE EMBRACE!",my heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place yeah my ticker beats quicker when i look at your face yeah youd better call the doctor before we embrace,31 +143507,512,267,Homer Simpson: (SAGELY) That's how wolves die in the wild.,1263000,TRUE,2,4118,Homer Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,That's how wolves die in the wild.,thats how wolves die in the wild,7 +143508,512,268,"Grampa Simpson: I GET A JONESIN' IN MY BONES WHEN YOU STRUT ACROSS THE ROOM. / YEAH, MY LIVER STARTS TO QUIVER MY INTESTINES GO BOOM. / BUT TELL THE UNDERTAKER I AIN'T READY FOR NO TOMB!",1270000,TRUE,31,4118,Grampa Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,"I GET A JONESIN' IN MY BONES WHEN YOU STRUT ACROSS THE ROOM. / YEAH, MY LIVER STARTS TO QUIVER MY INTESTINES GO BOOM. / BUT TELL THE UNDERTAKER I AIN'T READY FOR NO TOMB!",i get a jonesin in my bones when you strut across the room yeah my liver starts to quiver my intestines go boom but tell the undertaker i aint ready for no tomb,33 +143509,512,269,Grampa Simpson: YOU'RE THE PENNY IN MY LOAFERS / THE EGG IN MY CREAM / YEAH YOU KNOCK ME OUT / THEN YOU'RE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS,1284000,TRUE,31,4118,Grampa Simpson,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,YOU'RE THE PENNY IN MY LOAFERS / THE EGG IN MY CREAM / YEAH YOU KNOCK ME OUT / THEN YOU'RE THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS,youre the penny in my loafers the egg in my cream yeah you knock me out then youre the girl of my dreams,23 +143510,512,270,RITA: Yeah.,1290000,TRUE,6185,4118,RITA,RETIREMENT CASTLE - DAY ROOM,Yeah.,yeah,1 +143511,513,0,(Barney's Bowlarama: INT. BARNEY'S BOWLARAMA - night),67000,FALSE,NA,144,NA,Barney's Bowlarama,NA,NA,NA +143512,513,1,"Ned Flanders: (GUIDING BALL) Diddily, (QUICK) Diddily, diddily, diddily!",67000,TRUE,11,144,Ned Flanders,Barney's Bowlarama,"Diddily, Diddily, diddily, diddily!",diddily diddily diddily diddily,4 +143513,513,2,Ned Flanders: (FAST ANGRY CURSING) Asterisk-pound sign-at sign-exclamation point!,70000,TRUE,11,144,Ned Flanders,Barney's Bowlarama,Asterisk-pound sign-at sign-exclamation point!,asterisk-pound sign-at sign-exclamation point,4 +143514,513,3,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Don't worry. The ""Holy Rollers"" are still up by one on the ""Pin Pals.""",73000,TRUE,140,144,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Barney's Bowlarama,"Don't worry. The ""Holy Rollers"" are still up by one on the ""Pin Pals.""",dont worry the holy rollers are still up by one on the pin pals,14 +143515,513,4,"Moe Szyslak: Gentlemen, prepare to meet your various makers there, 'cause we got one last frame by our new anchorman... Dan Gillick.",77000,TRUE,17,144,Moe Szyslak,Barney's Bowlarama,"Gentlemen, prepare to meet your various makers there, 'cause we got one last frame by our new anchorman... Dan Gillick.",gentlemen prepare to meet your various makers there cause we got one last frame by our new anchorman dan gillick,20 +143516,513,5,Moe Szyslak: Thank God Otto had that psychotic break and quit the team.,85000,TRUE,17,144,Moe Szyslak,Barney's Bowlarama,Thank God Otto had that psychotic break and quit the team.,thank god otto had that psychotic break and quit the team,11 +143517,513,6,Otto Mann: Is this the Bridge to Terabithia?,88000,TRUE,52,144,Otto Mann,Barney's Bowlarama,Is this the Bridge to Terabithia?,is this the bridge to terabithia,6 +143518,513,7,Otto Mann: (PAINED NOISE) It's beautiful!,90000,TRUE,52,144,Otto Mann,Barney's Bowlarama,It's beautiful!,its beautiful,2 +143519,513,8,Homer Simpson: The day my Frisbee landed in your yard was the luckiest day of my life...,92000,TRUE,2,144,Homer Simpson,Barney's Bowlarama,The day my Frisbee landed in your yard was the luckiest day of my life...,the day my frisbee landed in your yard was the luckiest day of my life,15 +143520,513,9,"Dan Gillick: And when you threw your son after it, I enjoyed meeting him too.",97000,TRUE,6190,144,Dan Gillick,Barney's Bowlarama,"And when you threw your son after it, I enjoyed meeting him too.",and when you threw your son after it i enjoyed meeting him too,13 +143698,513,187,(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - DRIVING),840000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +143521,513,10,Homer Simpson: He's a good boy.,100000,TRUE,2,144,Homer Simpson,Barney's Bowlarama,He's a good boy.,hes a good boy,4 +143522,513,11,"Dan Gillick: Sorry guys, emergency meeting at work.",114000,TRUE,6190,144,Dan Gillick,Barney's Bowlarama,"Sorry guys, emergency meeting at work.",sorry guys emergency meeting at work,6 +143523,513,12,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please! I'm missing eight birthday parties for this!,116000,TRUE,208,144,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Barney's Bowlarama,Please! I'm missing eight birthday parties for this!,please im missing eight birthday parties for this,8 +143524,513,13,Moe Szyslak: (PLEADING) Just granny-throw it!,119000,TRUE,17,144,Moe Szyslak,Barney's Bowlarama,Just granny-throw it!,just granny-throw it,3 +143525,513,14,Dan Gillick: Keep my ball!,120000,TRUE,6190,144,Dan Gillick,Barney's Bowlarama,Keep my ball!,keep my ball,3 +143526,513,15,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Well, looks like the faithful have defeated a hedonist, a Hindu, and... (TO MOE) what are you?",122000,TRUE,140,144,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Barney's Bowlarama,"Well, looks like the faithful have defeated a hedonist, a Hindu, and... what are you?",well looks like the faithful have defeated a hedonist a hindu and what are you,15 +143527,513,16,Moe Szyslak: You know when your dog's havin' a bad dream? That's who I pray to.,127000,TRUE,17,144,Moe Szyslak,Barney's Bowlarama,You know when your dog's havin' a bad dream? That's who I pray to.,you know when your dogs havin a bad dream thats who i pray to,14 +143528,513,17,(Luigi's: ext. luigi's restaurant - night),140000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +143529,513,18,"Fat Tony: Boys, I'm afraid the government has finally caught up with me, and my appeals are exhausted. Tomorrow I begin serving jury duty.",140000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,"Boys, I'm afraid the government has finally caught up with me, and my appeals are exhausted. Tomorrow I begin serving jury duty.",boys im afraid the government has finally caught up with me and my appeals are exhausted tomorrow i begin serving jury duty,22 +143530,513,19,"Mobsters: (GROANS) / Tough break, boss.",149000,TRUE,3153,1186,Mobsters,Luigi's,"/ Tough break, boss.",tough break boss,3 +143531,513,20,Louie: Don't sign petitions outside the grocery store no more!,151000,TRUE,570,1186,Louie,Luigi's,Don't sign petitions outside the grocery store no more!,dont sign petitions outside the grocery store no more,9 +143532,513,21,"Fat Tony: I felt bad for the guy... sittin' there at his little card table... anyway, I must name a temporary replacement.",154000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,"I felt bad for the guy... sittin' there at his little card table... anyway, I must name a temporary replacement.",i felt bad for the guy sittin there at his little card table anyway i must name a temporary replacement,20 +143533,513,22,"Fat Tony: Your temporary Don is... our accountant, Dan!",165000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,"Your temporary Don is... our accountant, Dan!",your temporary don is our accountant dan,7 +143534,513,23,Dan Gillick: Fat Tony? A word?,172000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,Fat Tony? A word?,fat tony a word,4 +143535,513,24,"Fat Tony: (THINKS) How about ""meringue?""",174000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,"How about ""meringue?""",how about meringue,3 +143536,513,25,"Dan Gillick: That's a great word, but (WHISPERS) I'm just a numbers guy. And the only reason I say ""numbers guy"" instead of ""Wharton M.B.A."" is 'cause I wanna blend in.",174000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"That's a great word, but I'm just a numbers guy. And the only reason I say ""numbers guy"" instead of ""Wharton M.B.A."" is 'cause I wanna blend in.",thats a great word but im just a numbers guy and the only reason i say numbers guy instead of wharton mba is cause i wanna blend in,28 +143537,513,26,"Fat Tony: I know what I'm doing. We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding!",183000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,"I know what I'm doing. We are bleeding red ink, which is the only thing we should not be bleeding!",i know what im doing we are bleeding red ink which is the only thing we should not be bleeding,20 +143538,513,27,"Dan Gillick: (CLEARS THROAT) Hey, listen, everyone, I know a good icebreaking exercise: let's all say something that we are afraid of. For me, it's you guys.",193000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Hey, listen, everyone, I know a good icebreaking exercise: let's all say something that we are afraid of. For me, it's you guys.",hey listen everyone i know a good icebreaking exercise lets all say something that we are afraid of for me its you guys,23 +143539,513,28,Johnny Tightlips: I'm afraid I might kill this guy right now.,201000,TRUE,3155,1186,Johnny Tightlips,Luigi's,I'm afraid I might kill this guy right now.,im afraid i might kill this guy right now,9 +143540,513,29,"Dan Gillick: Ring, ring, is that my phone? I think it is. (PRETENDING) Hello? Yes sweetie, it's Daddy. Listen, how would you feel if I just disappeared? Sad, right, sad? Okay, you know what, I'll tell the guys. She's crying, guys. Cassidy is crying.",204000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Ring, ring, is that my phone? I think it is. Hello? Yes sweetie, it's Daddy. Listen, how would you feel if I just disappeared? Sad, right, sad? Okay, you know what, I'll tell the guys. She's crying, guys. Cassidy is crying.",ring ring is that my phone i think it is hello yes sweetie its daddy listen how would you feel if i just disappeared sad right sad okay you know what ill tell the guys shes crying guys cassidy is crying,41 +143541,513,30,Louie: I hope you feel proud of yourself.,219000,TRUE,570,1186,Louie,Luigi's,I hope you feel proud of yourself.,i hope you feel proud of yourself,7 +143542,513,31,Johnny Tightlips: Cassidy is a girls' name now?,221000,TRUE,3155,1186,Johnny Tightlips,Luigi's,Cassidy is a girls' name now?,cassidy is a girls name now,6 +143543,513,32,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - evening - ESTABLISHING),231000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143544,513,33,Bart Simpson: I know this music! It was a Bugs Bunny!,231000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I know this music! It was a Bugs Bunny!,i know this music it was a bugs bunny,9 +143545,513,34,Homer Simpson: (UNHAPPY) What I wouldn't give for an anvil to fall on me.,234000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What I wouldn't give for an anvil to fall on me.,what i wouldnt give for an anvil to fall on me,11 +143546,513,35,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),234000,FALSE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143547,513,36,Marge Simpson: Sh! Here comes Lisa's solo!,239000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Sh! Here comes Lisa's solo!,sh here comes lisas solo,5 +143701,513,190,Homer Simpson: A perfect storm?,846000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,A perfect storm?,a perfect storm,3 +143548,513,37,Sideshow Mel: This is why I'm a season subscriber!,249000,TRUE,699,3,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Elementary School,This is why I'm a season subscriber!,this is why im a season subscriber,7 +143549,513,38,Marge Simpson: (ALARMED) Lisa!,257000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Lisa!,lisa,1 +143550,513,39,"Homer Simpson: (APPALLED) When I prayed for this concert to be over, I didn't mean like this!",258000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"When I prayed for this concert to be over, I didn't mean like this!",when i prayed for this concert to be over i didnt mean like this,14 +143551,513,40,Bart Simpson: (GUILTY) I did.,262000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I did.,i did,2 +143552,513,41,Dewey Largo: Where's the school nurse?!,263000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,Where's the school nurse?!,wheres the school nurse,4 +143553,513,42,Groundskeeper Willie: Here I am! (EXPLAINING) Budget cuts.,265000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Here I am! Budget cuts.,here i am budget cuts,5 +143554,513,43,(Springfield General Hospital: Ext. SpRINGFIELD HOSPITAL - EVENING - establishing),274000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +143555,513,44,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Lisa, I suspect you fainted because you thought Justin Bieber was in the audience. (CHUCKLES)",274000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"Lisa, I suspect you fainted because you thought Justin Bieber was in the audience.",lisa i suspect you fainted because you thought justin bieber was in the audience,14 +143556,513,45,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Well, once again, laughter is the worst medicine. (TO LISA) Young lady, you're not getting enough iron.",274000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"Well, once again, laughter is the worst medicine. Young lady, you're not getting enough iron.",well once again laughter is the worst medicine young lady youre not getting enough iron,15 +143557,513,46,Marge Simpson: Please say it's the vegetarianism!,285000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Please say it's the vegetarianism!,please say its the vegetarianism,5 +143558,513,47,Lisa Simpson: It's not the vegetarianism!,287000,TRUE,9,264,Lisa Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,It's not the vegetarianism!,its not the vegetarianism,4 +143559,513,48,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: It's a little bit the vegetarianism. Lisa, if you must forego meat, I advise you to take these iron supplements.",289000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"It's a little bit the vegetarianism. Lisa, if you must forego meat, I advise you to take these iron supplements.",its a little bit the vegetarianism lisa if you must forego meat i advise you to take these iron supplements,20 +143560,513,49,Dr. Julius Hibbert: It's like swallowing dollhouse furniture! (CHUCKLES),297000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,It's like swallowing dollhouse furniture!,its like swallowing dollhouse furniture,5 +143561,513,50,(Luigi's: ext. luigi's - night - establishing),302000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +143562,513,51,"Dan Gillick: Gentlemen, look at what we're spending every month just on olive oil.",302000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Gentlemen, look at what we're spending every month just on olive oil.",gentlemen look at what were spending every month just on olive oil,12 +143563,513,52,Legs: (OMINOUS) We love our bread dippin'.,308000,TRUE,569,1186,Legs,Luigi's,We love our bread dippin'.,we love our bread dippin,5 +143564,513,53,"Dan Gillick: Okay, can't touch the bread dipping.",310000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Okay, can't touch the bread dipping.",okay cant touch the bread dipping,6 +143565,513,54,Joey the Arsonist: Here's what Joey the Arsonist thinks of your spreadsheet!,312000,TRUE,6191,1186,Joey the Arsonist,Luigi's,Here's what Joey the Arsonist thinks of your spreadsheet!,heres what joey the arsonist thinks of your spreadsheet,9 +143566,513,55,Joey the Arsonist: (RE: SPREADSHEET) Eh?,312000,TRUE,6191,1186,Joey the Arsonist,Luigi's,Eh?,eh,1 +143567,513,56,Mobsters: (RAUCOUS CHEERS),312000,FALSE,3153,1186,Mobsters,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +143568,513,57,"Dan Gillick: (LAUGHS) This is fun. But you know what -- there is a cost-cutting measure I'd like to propose: if you put a horse's head in someone's bed, don't let the rest of the animal go to waste. For the next guy, use the horse's leg. Or a couple of hooves. Believe me, there's no part of a dead horse that's not gonna scare someone...",316000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"This is fun. But you know what -- there is a cost-cutting measure I'd like to propose: if you put a horse's head in someone's bed, don't let the rest of the animal go to waste. For the next guy, use the horse's leg. Or a couple of hooves. Believe me, there's no part of a dead horse that's not gonna scare someone...",this is fun but you know what -- there is a cost-cutting measure id like to propose if you put a horses head in someones bed dont let the rest of the animal go to waste for the next guy use the horses leg or a couple of hooves believe me theres no part of a dead horse thats not gonna scare someone,63 +143569,513,58,"Dan Gillick: Okay, good stopping point.",337000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Okay, good stopping point.",okay good stopping point,4 +143570,513,59,Dan Gillick: (PAINED NOISE),337000,FALSE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +143571,513,60,"Dan Gillick: (PAINED NOISE, THEN TRYING TO LAUGH IT OFF) Was that real?",340000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,Was that real?,was that real,3 +143572,513,61,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. SpRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - cafeteria - day),351000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143573,513,62,Milhouse Van Houten: A kid's never lonely when he has baloney! (SADLY) Except me.,351000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,A kid's never lonely when he has baloney! Except me.,a kids never lonely when he has baloney except me,10 +143574,513,63,Lisa Simpson: (SMALL SOB),351000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143575,513,64,"Lunchlady Dora: You're that Simpson kid. Bart, right?",362000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,"You're that Simpson kid. Bart, right?",youre that simpson kid bart right,6 +143576,513,65,Lisa Simpson: Lisa.,362000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Lisa.,lisa,1 +143577,513,66,Lunchlady Dora: I just see mouths. (NOTICES IRON PILLS) Can't handle the iron pills?,365000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,I just see mouths. Can't handle the iron pills?,i just see mouths cant handle the iron pills,9 +143578,513,67,Lisa Simpson: (SAD) All day I have vitamin burps.,369000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,All day I have vitamin burps.,all day i have vitamin burps,6 +143579,513,68,Lunchlady Dora: Try this -- it's what keeps me young.,371000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,Try this -- it's what keeps me young.,try this -- its what keeps me young,8 +143580,513,69,"Lisa Simpson: Mmm! Tasty! Love the texture. (TAKES BIG BITE, MOUTH FULL) What is it?",376000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Mmm! Tasty! Love the texture. What is it?,mmm tasty love the texture what is it,8 +143581,513,70,Lunchlady Dora: Beetle mush.,379000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,Beetle mush.,beetle mush,2 +143582,513,71,"Lisa Simpson: (MOUTH FULL REVOLTED NOISE, THEN, MOUTH FULL) But I'm a vegetarian!",381000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,But I'm a vegetarian!,but im a vegetarian,4 +143583,513,72,Lunchlady Dora: So am I. Lots of committed vegetarians eat insects.,384000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,So am I. Lots of committed vegetarians eat insects.,so am i lots of committed vegetarians eat insects,9 +143584,513,73,Lisa Simpson: (MOUTH FULL BUT OPEN) Really?,387000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Really?,really,1 +143585,513,74,"Lunchlady Dora: Get real. There's bug parts in peanut butter. And every year, the average American eats eight spiders in his sleep. It's all here in this book.",387000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,"Get real. There's bug parts in peanut butter. And every year, the average American eats eight spiders in his sleep. It's all here in this book.",get real theres bug parts in peanut butter and every year the average american eats eight spiders in his sleep its all here in this book,26 +143586,513,75,Lisa Simpson: (MOUTH FULL BUT OPEN) This is such a big step!,398000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,This is such a big step!,this is such a big step,6 +143587,513,76,"Lunchlady Dora: (A LITTLE IMPATIENT) Better decide soon, kid. The Union said I can't talk to a student this long.",401000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,"Better decide soon, kid. The Union said I can't talk to a student this long.",better decide soon kid the union said i cant talk to a student this long,15 +143588,513,77,Lisa Simpson: (BIG SWALLOWING NOISE),401000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143589,513,78,"Lisa Simpson: Mm, that is good grub.",406000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Mm, that is good grub.",mm that is good grub,5 +143590,513,79,Lisa Simpson: But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.,409000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,But I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't eat meat.,but i promised paul mccartney i wouldnt eat meat,9 +143591,513,80,Lunchlady Dora: And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.,412000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,And I promised Paul McCartney I wouldn't sleep with John.,and i promised paul mccartney i wouldnt sleep with john,10 +143592,513,81,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - night - establishing),421000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143593,513,82,Lenny Leonard: So you're saying you'd rather do the prettiest dude in the world rather than the ugliest broad?,421000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,So you're saying you'd rather do the prettiest dude in the world rather than the ugliest broad?,so youre saying youd rather do the prettiest dude in the world rather than the ugliest broad,17 +143594,513,83,Carl Carlson: Absolutely. But how did we get here from discussing Aristotle's Poetics?,424000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Absolutely. But how did we get here from discussing Aristotle's Poetics?,absolutely but how did we get here from discussing aristotles poetics,11 +143595,513,84,"Moe Szyslak: Well, well, if it isn't Mr. ""Work Comes Before Bowling.""",429000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, well, if it isn't Mr. ""Work Comes Before Bowling.""",well well if it isnt mr work comes before bowling,10 +143596,513,85,"Homer Simpson: (TO DAN) I am turning my back, because I can't stand to look you in the face.",433000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I am turning my back, because I can't stand to look you in the face.",i am turning my back because i cant stand to look you in the face,15 +143597,513,86,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),433000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143598,513,87,Homer Simpson: (ANGRY NOISE),433000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143599,513,88,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),433000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143600,513,89,Homer Simpson: (ANGRY NOISE),433000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143601,513,90,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),433000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143602,513,91,Moe Szyslak: (EXPLAINING) Part of my new rice wine promotion.,441000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Part of my new rice wine promotion.,part of my new rice wine promotion,7 +143603,513,92,"Moe Szyslak: So, now you think you can just waltz in here and buy everybody a beer?",444000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"So, now you think you can just waltz in here and buy everybody a beer?",so now you think you can just waltz in here and buy everybody a beer,15 +143604,513,93,Dan Gillick: I didn't say that I would...,448000,TRUE,6190,15,Dan Gillick,Moe's Tavern,I didn't say that I would...,i didnt say that i would,6 +143605,513,94,"Moe Szyslak: (CUTTING HIM OFF) Too late, already poured.",449000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Too late, already poured.",too late already poured,4 +143606,513,95,Dan Gillick: (SIGHS) Sorry guys -- I got the kind of job that you just can't play hooky from.,450000,TRUE,6190,15,Dan Gillick,Moe's Tavern,Sorry guys -- I got the kind of job that you just can't play hooky from.,sorry guys -- i got the kind of job that you just cant play hooky from,16 +143607,513,96,"Moe Szyslak: Well, I have no idea what you do or who you work with, but I am sure if you put your foot down on their throats and grind until you hear a crunch, they'll sit up straight.",454000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, I have no idea what you do or who you work with, but I am sure if you put your foot down on their throats and grind until you hear a crunch, they'll sit up straight.",well i have no idea what you do or who you work with but i am sure if you put your foot down on their throats and grind until you hear a crunch theyll sit up straight,37 +143608,513,97,Dan Gillick: Really? You're sure about this?,463000,TRUE,6190,15,Dan Gillick,Moe's Tavern,Really? You're sure about this?,really youre sure about this,5 +143609,513,98,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, hey, listen, I've learned a lot about human nature by watching things through secret cameras.",465000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, hey, listen, I've learned a lot about human nature by watching things through secret cameras.",oh hey listen ive learned a lot about human nature by watching things through secret cameras,16 +143610,513,99,"Dan Gillick: Uh-huh. All right, then. Okay, we'll see about that bread dipping. Thank you. Thank you for giving me an attitude. Thank you for giving me an edge.",470000,TRUE,6190,15,Dan Gillick,Moe's Tavern,"Uh-huh. All right, then. Okay, we'll see about that bread dipping. Thank you. Thank you for giving me an attitude. Thank you for giving me an edge.",uh-huh all right then okay well see about that bread dipping thank you thank you for giving me an attitude thank you for giving me an edge,27 +143611,513,100,"Moe Szyslak: Or maybe it's groveling that works. Eh, six of one.",486000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Or maybe it's groveling that works. Eh, six of one.",or maybe its groveling that works eh six of one,10 +143612,513,101,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - day),492000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143613,513,102,Professor Jonathan Frink: Attention Gourmands of All Things Creepy and Crawly!,492000,TRUE,442,3,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Elementary School,Attention Gourmands of All Things Creepy and Crawly!,attention gourmands of all things creepy and crawly,8 +143614,513,103,(CAFETERIA: Int. cafeteria - cONTINUOUS),497000,FALSE,NA,830,NA,CAFETERIA,NA,NA,NA +143615,513,104,"Professor Jonathan Frink: ...please welcome long-time squisher, first-time eater, Lisa Simpson. (FRINK LAUGH) Delighted.",497000,TRUE,442,830,Professor Jonathan Frink,CAFETERIA,"...please welcome long-time squisher, first-time eater, Lisa Simpson. Delighted.",please welcome long-time squisher first-time eater lisa simpson delighted,9 +143616,513,105,Old Jewish Man: (MAD) Hey waiter! There's no fly in my soup!,511000,TRUE,1452,830,Old Jewish Man,CAFETERIA,Hey waiter! There's no fly in my soup!,hey waiter theres no fly in my soup,8 +143617,513,106,Cletus Spuckler: Sorry.,514000,TRUE,1413,830,Cletus Spuckler,CAFETERIA,Sorry.,sorry,1 +143618,513,107,Old Jewish Man: Little more... little more... perfect.,516000,TRUE,1452,830,Old Jewish Man,CAFETERIA,Little more... little more... perfect.,little more little more perfect,5 +143619,513,108,"Luigi: (AT WIT'S END) Just once, why can't they go to Applebee's?",521000,TRUE,1435,830,Luigi,CAFETERIA,"Just once, why can't they go to Applebee's?",just once why cant they go to applebees,8 +143620,513,109,(Luigi's: Int. LUIGI'S RESTAURANT - night),524000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +143621,513,110,"Dan Gillick: Okay fellas, this time why don't I do the cutting?",524000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Okay fellas, this time why don't I do the cutting?",okay fellas this time why dont i do the cutting,10 +143622,513,111,Legs: (SCARED) What are you doin'? I talk with that hand!,530000,TRUE,569,1186,Legs,Luigi's,What are you doin'? I talk with that hand!,what are you doin i talk with that hand,9 +143623,513,112,"Dan Gillick: Well, you're gonna lose it, if you keep charging your manicures to us! If you don't like it, tough tortellini! And while we're at it, no more tortellini!",532000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Well, you're gonna lose it, if you keep charging your manicures to us! If you don't like it, tough tortellini! And while we're at it, no more tortellini!",well youre gonna lose it if you keep charging your manicures to us if you dont like it tough tortellini and while were at it no more tortellini,28 +143624,513,113,Dan Gillick: (SCREAMING) I'm dominating you! Anyone got a problem? Hanh? Kenny the Problem?,541000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,I'm dominating you! Anyone got a problem? Hanh? Kenny the Problem?,im dominating you anyone got a problem hanh kenny the problem,11 +143625,513,114,Kenny the Problem: (INTIMIDATED) I'm good.,546000,TRUE,6192,1186,Kenny the Problem,Luigi's,I'm good.,im good,2 +143626,513,115,Luigi: What's this I hear about no more tortellini?,548000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,What's this I hear about no more tortellini?,whats this i hear about no more tortellini,8 +143627,513,116,Dan Gillick: Only for Christmas and funerals!,550000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,Only for Christmas and funerals!,only for christmas and funerals,5 +143628,513,117,"Luigi: No, please, please! I need-a the money. She's-a pay for my, how-a you say, ""English lessons.""",552000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,"No, please, please! I need-a the money. She's-a pay for my, how-a you say, ""English lessons.""",no please please i need-a the money shes-a pay for my how-a you say english lessons,16 +143629,513,118,"Luigi: (MIMICKING LESSON) My name Luigi. I live at a-one, a-two, a-three, Main-a Street.",558000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,"My name Luigi. I live at a-one, a-two, a-three, Main-a Street.",my name luigi i live at a-one a-two a-three main-a street,11 +143630,513,119,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),571000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143631,513,120,"Lisa Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL) So if I'm growing grasshoppers to eat, am I a farmer or a rancher? There are gonna be a lot of heated blogs on this topic.",571000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"So if I'm growing grasshoppers to eat, am I a farmer or a rancher? There are gonna be a lot of heated blogs on this topic.",so if im growing grasshoppers to eat am i a farmer or a rancher there are gonna be a lot of heated blogs on this topic,26 +143632,513,121,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, dinnertime!",578000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, dinnertime!",lisa dinnertime,2 +143633,513,122,Bart Simpson: (SING-SONG) LISA EATS BU-UGS...,590000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,LISA EATS BU-UGS...,lisa eats bu-ugs,3 +143634,513,123,Homer Simpson: Bart! This is America. Anyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much.,593000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! This is America. Anyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much.,bart this is america anyone can eat what they want as long as they eat too much,17 +143635,513,124,Marge Simpson: (TEMPTING) Lisa... would you like some shrimp?,598000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa... would you like some shrimp?,lisa would you like some shrimp,6 +143699,513,188,"Homer Simpson: Come on buddy, why would you want to be a murderer?",840000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Come on buddy, why would you want to be a murderer?",come on buddy why would you want to be a murderer,11 +143636,513,125,"Lisa Simpson: (TEMPTED) You know, shrimp aren't all that removed from grasshoppers. They're both arthropods...",609000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know, shrimp aren't all that removed from grasshoppers. They're both arthropods...",you know shrimp arent all that removed from grasshoppers theyre both arthropods,12 +143637,513,126,Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE) You did that to help me out!,623000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You did that to help me out!,you did that to help me out,7 +143638,513,127,Lisa Simpson: Not sure what your motivation for that is.,628000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Not sure what your motivation for that is.,not sure what your motivation for that is,8 +143639,513,128,(Springfield County Court House: Ext. springfield courthouse - day - establishing),632000,FALSE,NA,740,NA,Springfield County Court House,NA,NA,NA +143640,513,129,(Courthouse: int. courthouse - continuous),632000,FALSE,NA,708,NA,Courthouse,NA,NA,NA +143641,513,130,Bailiff: Lunch break!,632000,TRUE,350,708,Bailiff,Courthouse,Lunch break!,lunch break,2 +143642,513,131,"Fat Tony: Make this quick, I finally got a chair by the window. I'm afraid the little Bulgarian lady will take it.",637000,TRUE,568,708,Fat Tony,Courthouse,"Make this quick, I finally got a chair by the window. I'm afraid the little Bulgarian lady will take it.",make this quick i finally got a chair by the window im afraid the little bulgarian lady will take it,20 +143643,513,132,"Dan Gillick: (PROUDLY) Bottom line, Tone, I cut expenses twelve percent.",644000,TRUE,6190,708,Dan Gillick,Courthouse,"Bottom line, Tone, I cut expenses twelve percent.",bottom line tone i cut expenses twelve percent,8 +143644,513,133,Fat Tony: As my more ruthless cousin on Wall Street would say: cut another twelve!,647000,TRUE,568,708,Fat Tony,Courthouse,As my more ruthless cousin on Wall Street would say: cut another twelve!,as my more ruthless cousin on wall street would say cut another twelve,13 +143645,513,134,Dan Gillick: But the only other cuts left are personnel! (ADMITS) There are redundancies.,652000,TRUE,6190,708,Dan Gillick,Courthouse,But the only other cuts left are personnel! There are redundancies.,but the only other cuts left are personnel there are redundancies,11 +143646,513,135,"Dan Gillick: Like Shotgun Pete, Shotgun Mike, Ronnie the Rifle, Shotgun the Rifle...",656000,TRUE,6190,708,Dan Gillick,Courthouse,"Like Shotgun Pete, Shotgun Mike, Ronnie the Rifle, Shotgun the Rifle...",like shotgun pete shotgun mike ronnie the rifle shotgun the rifle,11 +143647,513,136,"Fat Tony: All good men, but some must go.",661000,TRUE,568,708,Fat Tony,Courthouse,"All good men, but some must go.",all good men but some must go,7 +143648,513,137,"Dan Gillick: I agree. I will announce the layoff. Welcome to the dole, boys.",664000,TRUE,6190,708,Dan Gillick,Courthouse,"I agree. I will announce the layoff. Welcome to the dole, boys.",i agree i will announce the layoff welcome to the dole boys,12 +143649,513,138,"Fat Tony: (CHUCKLES) You jedrool, in our business, you don't lay them off, you lay them out!",671000,TRUE,568,708,Fat Tony,Courthouse,"You jedrool, in our business, you don't lay them off, you lay them out!",you jedrool in our business you dont lay them off you lay them out,14 +143650,513,139,"Dan Gillick: Right. What? Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. (WHISPERS) You mean, ""kill them?"" I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout.",677000,TRUE,6190,708,Dan Gillick,Courthouse,"Right. What? Oh boy. Oh boy. Oh boy. You mean, ""kill them?"" I'm sorry, I didn't mean to shout.",right what oh boy oh boy oh boy you mean kill them im sorry i didnt mean to shout,19 +143651,513,140,Fat Tony: Damn she eats a quick lunch! Gotta go!,686000,TRUE,568,708,Fat Tony,Courthouse,Damn she eats a quick lunch! Gotta go!,damn she eats a quick lunch gotta go,8 +143652,513,141,"Bulgarian Woman: (TAUNTING) Nice breeze, huh?",688000,TRUE,6193,708,Bulgarian Woman,Courthouse,"Nice breeze, huh?",nice breeze huh,3 +143653,513,142,"Bulgarian Woman: You have breasts like woman, but cannot give suck.",693000,TRUE,6193,708,Bulgarian Woman,Courthouse,"You have breasts like woman, but cannot give suck.",you have breasts like woman but cannot give suck,9 +143654,513,143,Fat Tony: (FURIOUS) Quit saying that!,697000,TRUE,568,708,Fat Tony,Courthouse,Quit saying that!,quit saying that,3 +143655,513,144,(MONUMENT VALLEY: Ext. Monument valley - day),704000,FALSE,NA,4119,NA,MONUMENT VALLEY,NA,NA,NA +143656,513,145,"Lisa Simpson: Get along, little buggies! (GIGGLES)",704000,TRUE,9,4119,Lisa Simpson,MONUMENT VALLEY,"Get along, little buggies!",get along little buggies,4 +143657,513,146,"Giant Grasshopper: (NATHAN LANE VOICE) If I may, just one question: why are you eating us???",706000,TRUE,6194,4119,Giant Grasshopper,MONUMENT VALLEY,"If I may, just one question: why are you eating us???",if i may just one question why are you eating us,11 +143658,513,147,Lisa Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) You don't feel any pain.,710000,TRUE,9,4119,Lisa Simpson,MONUMENT VALLEY,You don't feel any pain.,you dont feel any pain,5 +143659,513,148,Giant Grasshopper: (NATHAN LANE VOICE) Who told you that?,711000,TRUE,6194,4119,Giant Grasshopper,MONUMENT VALLEY,Who told you that?,who told you that,4 +143660,513,149,Lisa Simpson: Um... I just assumed?,713000,TRUE,9,4119,Lisa Simpson,MONUMENT VALLEY,Um... I just assumed?,um i just assumed,4 +143661,513,150,Ant: This is what you've been dipping in chocolate!,715000,TRUE,3481,4119,Ant,MONUMENT VALLEY,This is what you've been dipping in chocolate!,this is what youve been dipping in chocolate,8 +143662,513,151,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Nooo!,719000,TRUE,9,4119,Lisa Simpson,MONUMENT VALLEY,Nooo!,nooo,1 +143663,513,152,Ant: I'm afraid sooo!,721000,TRUE,3481,4119,Ant,MONUMENT VALLEY,I'm afraid sooo!,im afraid sooo,3 +143664,513,153,Lisa Simpson: Nooo!,723000,TRUE,9,4119,Lisa Simpson,MONUMENT VALLEY,Nooo!,nooo,1 +143665,513,154,Ant: Sooo!,724000,TRUE,3481,4119,Ant,MONUMENT VALLEY,Sooo!,sooo,1 +143666,513,155,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, thank God! Just a dream! (GASPS)",727000,TRUE,9,4119,Lisa Simpson,MONUMENT VALLEY,"Oh, thank God! Just a dream!",oh thank god just a dream,6 +143667,513,156,(Simpson Home: INT. simpson house - kitchen - night),731000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143668,513,157,Lisa Simpson: I've been meat-walking!,731000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I've been meat-walking!,ive been meat-walking,3 +143700,513,189,"Dan Gillick: (INTENSE) I don't know. My training, this opportunity... it's like...",842000,TRUE,6190,29,Dan Gillick,Homer's Car,"I don't know. My training, this opportunity... it's like...",i dont know my training this opportunity its like,9 +143669,513,158,"Lisa Simpson: Bart! I can't eat bugs anymore. Please, please, take my grasshoppers as far away as you can and release them into the wild.",732000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart! I can't eat bugs anymore. Please, please, take my grasshoppers as far away as you can and release them into the wild.",bart i cant eat bugs anymore please please take my grasshoppers as far away as you can and release them into the wild,23 +143670,513,159,"Bart Simpson: Okay, but when I grow up and I'm living on your couch, and I drink all your booze, and sell your jewelry, you gotta be cool.",740000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, but when I grow up and I'm living on your couch, and I drink all your booze, and sell your jewelry, you gotta be cool.",okay but when i grow up and im living on your couch and i drink all your booze and sell your jewelry you gotta be cool,26 +143671,513,160,Lisa Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) I'll be cool.,747000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll be cool.,ill be cool,3 +143672,513,161,Bart Simpson: But I will not be sharing my mini-fridge with Homer.,748000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,But I will not be sharing my mini-fridge with Homer.,but i will not be sharing my mini-fridge with homer,10 +143673,513,162,Lisa Simpson: He's there too?!,751000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,He's there too?!,hes there too,3 +143674,513,163,(BASEMENT: Int. basement - a little later),756000,FALSE,NA,1120,NA,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +143675,513,164,Bart Simpson: (STRAINING NOISES),756000,FALSE,8,1120,Bart Simpson,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +143676,513,165,"Bart Simpson: Eh, free is free. (NONCHALANT WHISTLE)",756000,TRUE,8,1120,Bart Simpson,BASEMENT,"Eh, free is free.",eh free is free,4 +143677,513,166,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear power plant - late afternoon),765000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +143678,513,167,Dan Gillick: (BURSTING WITH ANXIETY) He wants me to kill them!,765000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,He wants me to kill them!,he wants me to kill them,6 +143679,513,168,Homer Simpson: (SCARED SCREAM),765000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +143680,513,169,"Dan Gillick: Sorry, sorry. First of all, hi.",766000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sorry, sorry. First of all, hi.",sorry sorry first of all hi,6 +143681,513,170,Homer Simpson: (TENTATIVE) Hi... Dan.,767000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hi... Dan.,hi dan,2 +143682,513,171,"Dan Gillick: Secondly, remember when you asked who I worked for, and I wouldn't say? I'm a mob boss! I'm running Fat Tony's gang while he's on jury duty!",769000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Secondly, remember when you asked who I worked for, and I wouldn't say? I'm a mob boss! I'm running Fat Tony's gang while he's on jury duty!",secondly remember when you asked who i worked for and i wouldnt say im a mob boss im running fat tonys gang while hes on jury duty,27 +143683,513,172,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Doodie.,778000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Doodie.,doodie,1 +143684,513,173,"Dan Gillick: Homer, that's not the shocking part.",780000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Homer, that's not the shocking part.",homer thats not the shocking part,6 +143685,513,174,Homer Simpson: Oh?,780000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oh?,oh,1 +143686,513,175,Dan Gillick: (WHISPERS) He wants me to kill a bunch of guys! I've got a gun! Look!,781000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,He wants me to kill a bunch of guys! I've got a gun! Look!,he wants me to kill a bunch of guys ive got a gun look,14 +143687,513,176,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Oh my God! You want me to help you escape?,785000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oh my God! You want me to help you escape?,oh my god you want me to help you escape,10 +143688,513,177,Dan Gillick: No! (BEAT) I want you to stop me from doing it!,787000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No! I want you to stop me from doing it!,no i want you to stop me from doing it,10 +143689,513,178,Homer Simpson: You wha?,791000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You wha?,you wha,2 +143690,513,179,"Dan Gillick: (CRAZED) I want to do it, Homer. It's the ultimate business model!",791000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I want to do it, Homer. It's the ultimate business model!",i want to do it homer its the ultimate business model,11 +143691,513,180,Homer Simpson: In my business I try not be seen. I'm scary good at it.,795000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,In my business I try not be seen. I'm scary good at it.,in my business i try not be seen im scary good at it,13 +143692,513,181,Dan Gillick: Homer!,800000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Homer!,homer,1 +143693,513,182,Dan Gillick: Everything's led to this. I remember the first time I fired someone face to face. I cried. I cried! (TAKES OUT A SMALL TUBE) Saved the tear.,801000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Everything's led to this. I remember the first time I fired someone face to face. I cried. I cried! Saved the tear.,everythings led to this i remember the first time i fired someone face to face i cried i cried saved the tear,22 +143694,513,183,Homer Simpson: Please stop. I just wanted my Frisbee back from your yard.,809000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Please stop. I just wanted my Frisbee back from your yard.,please stop i just wanted my frisbee back from your yard,11 +143695,513,184,"Dan Gillick: They fired me for not being tough! I had learned that in order to succeed, you must disregard the dangerous distraction of being human. And it brought me here. You scratch a businessman and you get a coldblooded killer. Well I've been scratched!",812000,TRUE,6190,10,Dan Gillick,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"They fired me for not being tough! I had learned that in order to succeed, you must disregard the dangerous distraction of being human. And it brought me here. You scratch a businessman and you get a coldblooded killer. Well I've been scratched!",they fired me for not being tough i had learned that in order to succeed you must disregard the dangerous distraction of being human and it brought me here you scratch a businessman and you get a coldblooded killer well ive been scratched,43 +143696,513,185,Homer Simpson: This is how I get out of doing the dishes.,832000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,This is how I get out of doing the dishes.,this is how i get out of doing the dishes,10 +143697,513,186,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - afternoon),840000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +143702,513,191,Dan Gillick: I hate that expression! So overused!,847000,TRUE,6190,29,Dan Gillick,Homer's Car,I hate that expression! So overused!,i hate that expression so overused,6 +143703,513,192,"Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS) Okay, I don't, I don't know why I said it... I was scared... I needed a response... it was a perfect storm!",851000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Okay, I don't, I don't know why I said it... I was scared... I needed a response... it was a perfect storm!",okay i dont i dont know why i said it i was scared i needed a response it was a perfect storm,22 +143704,513,193,Dan Gillick: Say something original!,855000,TRUE,6190,29,Dan Gillick,Homer's Car,Say something original!,say something original,3 +143705,513,194,Homer Simpson: (BABBLES NONSENSE),855000,FALSE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +143706,513,195,Homer Simpson: (CONTINUES BABBLING),855000,FALSE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +143707,513,196,"Lou: Looks like a kidnapping in progress, Chief.",872000,TRUE,91,29,Lou,Homer's Car,"Looks like a kidnapping in progress, Chief.",looks like a kidnapping in progress chief,7 +143708,513,197,Chief Wiggum: You always frame everything in the worst possible light.,874000,TRUE,71,29,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Car,You always frame everything in the worst possible light.,you always frame everything in the worst possible light,9 +143709,513,198,"Lou: Chief, can I ask: why do you want to be a policeman?",878000,TRUE,91,29,Lou,Homer's Car,"Chief, can I ask: why do you want to be a policeman?",chief can i ask why do you want to be a policeman,12 +143710,513,199,Chief Wiggum: Adrenaline junkie.,881000,TRUE,71,29,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Car,Adrenaline junkie.,adrenaline junkie,2 +143711,513,200,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - Basement - afternoon),883000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143712,513,201,Homer Simpson: My Dad used to tie me up when the ice cream truck went by. And now there's no amount of ice cream that'll make me feel full. So this should work!,883000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,My Dad used to tie me up when the ice cream truck went by. And now there's no amount of ice cream that'll make me feel full. So this should work!,my dad used to tie me up when the ice cream truck went by and now theres no amount of ice cream thatll make me feel full so this should work,31 +143713,513,202,"Dan Gillick: Yeah! That's right! Tie 'em tighter! Mmm! Oh, that's good! Oh, that burns!",890000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,"Yeah! That's right! Tie 'em tighter! Mmm! Oh, that's good! Oh, that burns!",yeah thats right tie em tighter mmm oh thats good oh that burns,13 +143714,513,203,Homer Simpson: Could you please not sound like you like it so much?,895000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Could you please not sound like you like it so much?,could you please not sound like you like it so much,11 +143715,513,204,"Dan Gillick: (QUIETLY) Sorry, I'm into a lot of weird stuff.",898000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,"Sorry, I'm into a lot of weird stuff.",sorry im into a lot of weird stuff,8 +143716,513,205,"Homer Simpson: Now stay down here and I'll be back every hour with food, and every six hours with food for you.",901000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now stay down here and I'll be back every hour with food, and every six hours with food for you.",now stay down here and ill be back every hour with food and every six hours with food for you,20 +143717,513,206,"Dan Gillick: (CALLING AFTER HIM) Thanks, man! 'Preciate it!",907000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,"Thanks, man! 'Preciate it!",thanks man preciate it,4 +143718,513,207,"Dan Gillick: Aw, look. I have company. Hello.",910000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,"Aw, look. I have company. Hello.",aw look i have company hello,6 +143719,513,208,Dan Gillick: Hello to you and your friend. It's a party!,914000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,Hello to you and your friend. It's a party!,hello to you and your friend its a party,9 +143720,513,209,"Dan Gillick: I'm going to call you Buggy, and I'll call you-- please don't go in my mouth.",925000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,"I'm going to call you Buggy, and I'll call you-- please don't go in my mouth.",im going to call you buggy and ill call you-- please dont go in my mouth,16 +143721,513,210,"Dan Gillick: All right, you can go in my mouth, just don't lay eggs...",931000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,"All right, you can go in my mouth, just don't lay eggs...",all right you can go in my mouth just dont lay eggs,12 +143722,513,211,"Announcer: We now return to ""A.F.I. Presents: the One-Hundred Greatest Movie Screams."" Number Sixty... from ""Teen Wolf Too""...",937000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"We now return to ""A.F.I. Presents: the One-Hundred Greatest Movie Screams."" Number Sixty... from ""Teen Wolf Too""...",we now return to afi presents the one-hundred greatest movie screams number sixty from teen wolf too,17 +143723,513,212,Teenage Female Voice: (TERRIFIED SCREAM),937000,FALSE,6195,5,Teenage Female Voice,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143724,513,213,Homer Simpson: Classic.,946000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Classic.,classic,1 +143725,513,214,Dan Gillick: (SCREAM),946000,FALSE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143726,513,215,Homer Simpson: Someone must be watching on another TV.,948000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Someone must be watching on another TV.,someone must be watching on another tv,7 +143727,513,216,Dan Gillick: (MORE SCREAMS) The bug!,951000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,The bug!,the bug,2 +143728,513,217,Bart Simpson: I really think that's coming from our house.,954000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I really think that's coming from our house.,i really think thats coming from our house,8 +143729,513,218,Homer Simpson: (PEEVED) Will you stop saying things that'll make me have to do something?,957000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Will you stop saying things that'll make me have to do something?,will you stop saying things thatll make me have to do something,12 +143730,513,219,"Announcer: Next, we've got three screams from ""Scream Three""!",961000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"Next, we've got three screams from ""Scream Three""!",next weve got three screams from scream three,8 +143731,513,220,Teenage Female Voice #2: (THREE SHORT SCREAMS),961000,FALSE,6196,5,Teenage Female Voice #2,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143732,513,221,Dan Gillick: (SCREAM),961000,FALSE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143918,514,107,"Marge Simpson: Homer, pay attention!",510000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"Homer, pay attention!",homer pay attention,3 +143733,513,222,"Homer Simpson: That was four screams! Stupid A.F.I. Boy, never go into their Director's Training Program!",968000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That was four screams! Stupid A.F.I. Boy, never go into their Director's Training Program!",that was four screams stupid afi boy never go into their directors training program,14 +143734,513,223,Bart Simpson: How 'bout the Disney Minority Program?,975000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,How 'bout the Disney Minority Program?,how bout the disney minority program,6 +143735,513,224,Homer Simpson: Now how would you qualify for that?,977000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now how would you qualify for that?,now how would you qualify for that,7 +143736,513,225,Bart Simpson: I'm the son of an oaf.,979000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm the son of an oaf.,im the son of an oaf,6 +143737,513,226,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) Have fun getting coffee for Roy Disney the Third.,980000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Have fun getting coffee for Roy Disney the Third.,have fun getting coffee for roy disney the third,9 +143738,513,227,Homer Simpson: Dinner time! I know you're hungry! I can hear you rubbing your legs together! Oh my God!,986000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Dinner time! I know you're hungry! I can hear you rubbing your legs together! Oh my God!,dinner time i know youre hungry i can hear you rubbing your legs together oh my god,17 +143739,513,228,Homer Simpson: (SOMBER) I never thought Homer Simpson would be a part of the Day of the Locust.,995000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I never thought Homer Simpson would be a part of the Day of the Locust.,i never thought homer simpson would be a part of the day of the locust,15 +143740,513,229,Dan Gillick: Thanks.,999000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,Thanks.,thanks,1 +143741,513,230,Dan Gillick: Now turn around and get on your knees.,1000000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,Now turn around and get on your knees.,now turn around and get on your knees,8 +143742,513,231,"Homer Simpson: (KNEELS DOWN, SCARED) Are you gonna shoot me in the back of the head?",1003000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you gonna shoot me in the back of the head?,are you gonna shoot me in the back of the head,11 +143743,513,232,Dan Gillick: No. I just know it takes you so long to get up I'll have plenty of time to escape.,1006000,TRUE,6190,5,Dan Gillick,Simpson Home,No. I just know it takes you so long to get up I'll have plenty of time to escape.,no i just know it takes you so long to get up ill have plenty of time to escape,19 +143744,513,233,Homer Simpson: (DRAMATIC) I'll fix that later!,1018000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll fix that later!,ill fix that later,4 +143745,513,234,(Courthouse: Ext. courthouse - day),1028000,FALSE,NA,708,NA,Courthouse,NA,NA,NA +143746,513,235,(Courtroom: Int. COURTROOM - continuous),1028000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +143747,513,236,"Fat Tony: Your honor, we have reached a verdict.",1028000,TRUE,568,194,Fat Tony,Courtroom,"Your honor, we have reached a verdict.",your honor we have reached a verdict,7 +143748,513,237,(Barber Shop: Int. barber shop - day),1036000,FALSE,NA,533,NA,Barber Shop,NA,NA,NA +143749,513,238,Dan Gillick: Johnny Tightlips. Gimme one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.,1036000,TRUE,6190,533,Dan Gillick,Barber Shop,Johnny Tightlips. Gimme one reason why I shouldn't kill you right now.,johnny tightlips gimme one reason why i shouldnt kill you right now,12 +143750,513,239,"Johnny Tightlips: There's a great one, but you'll never get it outta me!",1040000,TRUE,3155,533,Johnny Tightlips,Barber Shop,"There's a great one, but you'll never get it outta me!",theres a great one but youll never get it outta me,11 +143751,513,240,Homer Simpson: On vacation he digs wells in Darfur!,1043000,TRUE,2,533,Homer Simpson,Barber Shop,On vacation he digs wells in Darfur!,on vacation he digs wells in darfur,7 +143752,513,241,Dan Gillick: Dammit!,1046000,TRUE,6190,533,Dan Gillick,Barber Shop,Dammit!,dammit,1 +143753,513,242,(Courtroom: Int. courtroom - continuous),1048000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +143754,513,243,Fat Tony: We find the defendant...,1048000,TRUE,568,194,Fat Tony,Courtroom,We find the defendant...,we find the defendant,4 +143755,513,244,(Louie's Apartment: int. louie's apartment - day),1050000,FALSE,NA,4120,NA,Louie's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +143756,513,245,Alex Trebek: And now it's time for final Jeopardy. The category is...,1050000,TRUE,2383,4120,Alex Trebek,Louie's Apartment,And now it's time for final Jeopardy. The category is...,and now its time for final jeopardy the category is,10 +143757,513,246,"Louie: (LOWERS VOLUME) You think you're so smart, Alex Trebek. I remember when you were Alphonse Trebagoogoo.",1054000,TRUE,570,4120,Louie,Louie's Apartment,"You think you're so smart, Alex Trebek. I remember when you were Alphonse Trebagoogoo.",you think youre so smart alex trebek i remember when you were alphonse trebagoogoo,14 +143758,513,247,Homer Simpson: Stop!,1059000,TRUE,2,4120,Homer Simpson,Louie's Apartment,Stop!,stop,1 +143759,513,248,Dan Gillick: Make me!,1060000,TRUE,6190,4120,Dan Gillick,Louie's Apartment,Make me!,make me,2 +143760,513,249,Dan Gillick: (EXASPERATED NOISE),1060000,FALSE,6190,4120,Dan Gillick,Louie's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +143761,513,250,Bart Simpson: (MAD) You said we were gonna see somebody get shot!,1064000,TRUE,8,4120,Bart Simpson,Louie's Apartment,You said we were gonna see somebody get shot!,you said we were gonna see somebody get shot,9 +143762,513,251,(Courtroom: Int. courtroom - continuous),1067000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +143763,513,252,Fat Tony: ...not guilty!,1067000,TRUE,568,194,Fat Tony,Courtroom,...not guilty!,not guilty,2 +143764,513,253,Snake Jailbird: I'll have your money in an hour.,1069000,TRUE,518,194,Snake Jailbird,Courtroom,I'll have your money in an hour.,ill have your money in an hour,7 +143765,513,254,(Luigi's: Ext. luigi's - later that day),1078000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +143766,513,255,Homer Simpson: Dan!,1078000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,Dan!,dan,1 +143767,513,256,Dan Gillick: How do you keep finding me?,1079000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,How do you keep finding me?,how do you keep finding me,6 +143768,513,257,Homer Simpson: You really should tweet less.,1081000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,You really should tweet less.,you really should tweet less,5 +143919,514,108,Homer Simpson: Huh? What?,512000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Huh? What?,huh what,2 +143769,513,258,Dan Gillick: But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.,1083000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,But everyone deserves to know what I'm thinking all the time.,but everyone deserves to know what im thinking all the time,11 +143770,513,259,"Homer Simpson: Just listen. If you kill those guys, you'll be as bad as they are.",1086000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"Just listen. If you kill those guys, you'll be as bad as they are.",just listen if you kill those guys youll be as bad as they are,14 +143771,513,260,"Dan Gillick: I don't think so. They've killed a lot of people. And they tell their wives they're working, but they're really just hanging out.",1090000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"I don't think so. They've killed a lot of people. And they tell their wives they're working, but they're really just hanging out.",i dont think so theyve killed a lot of people and they tell their wives theyre working but theyre really just hanging out,23 +143772,513,261,"Homer Simpson: Look, just give me the gun before you hurt somebody. Give it to me!",1096000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"Look, just give me the gun before you hurt somebody. Give it to me!",look just give me the gun before you hurt somebody give it to me,14 +143773,513,262,"Dan Gillick: (LOWERS GUN) Aw, I can't kill you.",1107000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Aw, I can't kill you.",aw i cant kill you,5 +143774,513,263,Homer Simpson: (GENTLY) I knew you were weak.,1110000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,I knew you were weak.,i knew you were weak,5 +143775,513,264,"Dan Gillick: If you think I'm so weak, give me back the gun.",1113000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"If you think I'm so weak, give me back the gun.",if you think im so weak give me back the gun,11 +143776,513,265,"Homer Simpson: You are weak, but no.",1114000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"You are weak, but no.",you are weak but no,5 +143777,513,266,Dan Gillick: Let's see how weak I am with the gun.,1116000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,Let's see how weak I am with the gun.,lets see how weak i am with the gun,9 +143778,513,267,"Homer Simpson: No, I don't want to.",1117000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"No, I don't want to.",no i dont want to,5 +143779,513,268,Dan Gillick: Give me the gun.,1117000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,Give me the gun.,give me the gun,4 +143780,513,269,Homer Simpson: I don't want to see it!,1118000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,I don't want to see it!,i dont want to see it,6 +143781,513,270,"Homer Simpson: You're making me mad and I want, I want to shoot you now! / I don't have to see it.",1120000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"You're making me mad and I want, I want to shoot you now! / I don't have to see it.",youre making me mad and i want i want to shoot you now i dont have to see it,19 +143782,513,271,Homer Simpson: Give it to me! / I can imagine it. / Give me the gun! /,1124000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,Give it to me! / I can imagine it. / Give me the gun! /,give it to me i can imagine it give me the gun,12 +143783,513,272,"Homer Simpson: Come on weakling, get it from me.",1126000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"Come on weakling, get it from me.",come on weakling get it from me,7 +143784,513,273,"Dan Gillick: I'm not, you wanna, I'm not weak with the gun!",1128000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"I'm not, you wanna, I'm not weak with the gun!",im not you wanna im not weak with the gun,10 +143785,513,274,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, well, yeah, well see who's got it now.",1130000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"Yeah, well, yeah, well see who's got it now.",yeah well yeah well see whos got it now,9 +143786,513,275,"Dan Gillick: If I have a gun, I'm not weak at all!",1132000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"If I have a gun, I'm not weak at all!",if i have a gun im not weak at all,10 +143787,513,276,"Homer Simpson: Well, you ain't so--",1134000,TRUE,2,1186,Homer Simpson,Luigi's,"Well, you ain't so--",well you aint so--,4 +143788,513,277,(Kwik-E-Mart: Int. Kwik-E-Mart - continuous),1138000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +143789,513,278,Snake Jailbird: Clean-up on aisle me! (PASSING OUT NOISE),1138000,TRUE,518,136,Snake Jailbird,Kwik-E-Mart,Clean-up on aisle me!,clean-up on aisle me,4 +143790,513,279,(Simpson Car: Int. simpson car - day),1143000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +143791,513,280,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, Mom. I think that's far enough.",1143000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,"Okay, Mom. I think that's far enough.",okay mom i think thats far enough,7 +143792,513,281,"Lisa Simpson: Finally, a place where you can spread your wings and hop.",1150000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,"Finally, a place where you can spread your wings and hop.",finally a place where you can spread your wings and hop,11 +143793,513,282,Relieved Mom: We're free!,1163000,TRUE,6197,151,Relieved Mom,Simpson Car,We're free!,were free,2 +143794,513,283,"Crazed Dad: No, no, I'm still gonna figure this out. There was a corner here...",1165000,TRUE,6198,151,Crazed Dad,Simpson Car,"No, no, I'm still gonna figure this out. There was a corner here...",no no im still gonna figure this out there was a corner here,13 +143795,513,284,Relieved Mom: (HAD ENOUGH) David...,1168000,TRUE,6197,151,Relieved Mom,Simpson Car,David...,david,1 +143796,513,285,"Crazed Dad: Dammit Judy, let me have this!",1169000,TRUE,6198,151,Crazed Dad,Simpson Car,"Dammit Judy, let me have this!",dammit judy let me have this,6 +143797,513,286,(Luigi's: Ext. Luigi's - night - establishing),1173000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +143798,513,287,"Louie: So, Tone, you're sure you didn't order those fiduciary-related whacks?",1173000,TRUE,570,1186,Louie,Luigi's,"So, Tone, you're sure you didn't order those fiduciary-related whacks?",so tone youre sure you didnt order those fiduciary-related whacks,10 +143799,513,288,Fat Tony: The important thing is we have severely cut costs by reducing the number of our guns to one. (PULLS GUN) And I have it. Any further questions?,1177000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,The important thing is we have severely cut costs by reducing the number of our guns to one. And I have it. Any further questions?,the important thing is we have severely cut costs by reducing the number of our guns to one and i have it any further questions,25 +143800,513,289,Louie: Can I have the gun?,1187000,TRUE,570,1186,Louie,Luigi's,Can I have the gun?,can i have the gun,5 +143801,513,290,Fat Tony: No.,1187000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,No.,no,1 +143802,513,291,Johnny Tightlips: What happened to our friend Mr. Gillick?,1188000,TRUE,3155,1186,Johnny Tightlips,Luigi's,What happened to our friend Mr. Gillick?,what happened to our friend mr gillick,7 +143803,513,292,"Fat Tony: I don't know. But once your finger has felt the itch of a trigger, there is no relief till said trigger has been squeezed.",1190000,TRUE,568,1186,Fat Tony,Luigi's,"I don't know. But once your finger has felt the itch of a trigger, there is no relief till said trigger has been squeezed.",i dont know but once your finger has felt the itch of a trigger there is no relief till said trigger has been squeezed,24 +143804,513,293,"Dan Gillick: Sometimes late in life you find your calling. The heft of the gun, the trigger in your hand...",1198000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Sometimes late in life you find your calling. The heft of the gun, the trigger in your hand...",sometimes late in life you find your calling the heft of the gun the trigger in your hand,18 +143805,513,294,"Girl's Mom: Can you hurry this up, please?",1204000,TRUE,6199,1186,Girl's Mom,Luigi's,"Can you hurry this up, please?",can you hurry this up please,6 +143806,513,295,Girl's Mom: My daughter's got cheerleading practice.,1205000,TRUE,6199,1186,Girl's Mom,Luigi's,My daughter's got cheerleading practice.,my daughters got cheerleading practice,5 +143807,513,296,"Dan Gillick: Oh, I can go fast.",1207000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,"Oh, I can go fast.",oh i can go fast,5 +143808,513,297,Dan Gillick: Ba-da BOOM!,1210000,TRUE,6190,1186,Dan Gillick,Luigi's,Ba-da BOOM!,ba-da boom,2 +143809,513,298,Teenage Girl: Could you please not do that?,1212000,TRUE,1829,1186,Teenage Girl,Luigi's,Could you please not do that?,could you please not do that,6 +143810,513,299,"Chief Wiggum: Is there some kind of problem here? (FRIENDLY, TO DAN) And if not, can you do my bellybutton? Need some place to hang my badge at the sauna.",1213000,TRUE,71,1186,Chief Wiggum,Luigi's,"Is there some kind of problem here? And if not, can you do my bellybutton? Need some place to hang my badge at the sauna.",is there some kind of problem here and if not can you do my bellybutton need some place to hang my badge at the sauna,25 +143811,514,0,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - day),69000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143812,514,1,(BASEBALL STADIUM: EXT. baseball stadium - NIGHT),69000,FALSE,NA,805,NA,BASEBALL STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +143813,514,2,"Baseball Announcer: (VIN SCULLY) It's the World Series, two outs, bottom of the ninth. Yes, we're at the point where baseball becomes mildly interesting.",69000,TRUE,1046,805,Baseball Announcer,BASEBALL STADIUM,"It's the World Series, two outs, bottom of the ninth. Yes, we're at the point where baseball becomes mildly interesting.",its the world series two outs bottom of the ninth yes were at the point where baseball becomes mildly interesting,20 +143814,514,3,"Baseball Announcer: Can Homer Simpson, fresh off an anxiety dream about not studying for a high school test, come into this dream and knock one out of the park?",76000,TRUE,1046,805,Baseball Announcer,BASEBALL STADIUM,"Can Homer Simpson, fresh off an anxiety dream about not studying for a high school test, come into this dream and knock one out of the park?",can homer simpson fresh off an anxiety dream about not studying for a high school test come into this dream and knock one out of the park,27 +143815,514,4,Baseball Announcer: And who'da thunk it? We're food too!,84000,TRUE,1046,805,Baseball Announcer,BASEBALL STADIUM,And who'da thunk it? We're food too!,and whoda thunk it were food too,7 +143816,514,5,Baseball Announcer: And apparently I'm married to a pork chop and have drumstick children. How did that happen?,88000,TRUE,1046,805,Baseball Announcer,BASEBALL STADIUM,And apparently I'm married to a pork chop and have drumstick children. How did that happen?,and apparently im married to a pork chop and have drumstick children how did that happen,16 +143817,514,6,Baseball Announcer: We're back...,97000,TRUE,1046,805,Baseball Announcer,BASEBALL STADIUM,We're back...,were back,2 +143818,514,7,Barney Blimp: (BELCH),97000,FALSE,6200,805,Barney Blimp,BASEBALL STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +143819,514,8,"Baseball Announcer: The pitcher, Steroid Santa Claus...kicks and deals. It's a long fly ball! Going back! Back!",97000,TRUE,1046,805,Baseball Announcer,BASEBALL STADIUM,"The pitcher, Steroid Santa Claus...kicks and deals. It's a long fly ball! Going back! Back!",the pitcher steroid santa clauskicks and deals its a long fly ball going back back,15 +143820,514,9,"Baseball Announcer: And the ball shatters the sky, bringing the ocean itself down into the stadium! Simpson just broke this dream's reality wide open!",106000,TRUE,1046,805,Baseball Announcer,BASEBALL STADIUM,"And the ball shatters the sky, bringing the ocean itself down into the stadium! Simpson just broke this dream's reality wide open!",and the ball shatters the sky bringing the ocean itself down into the stadium simpson just broke this dreams reality wide open,22 +143821,514,10,"Baseball Announcer: The groundskeepers are trying to put on the tarp, but it turned into a manta ray and stung 'em all. Now we'll be right back after this word from oxygen, which Homer desperately needs to live.",115000,TRUE,1046,805,Baseball Announcer,BASEBALL STADIUM,"The groundskeepers are trying to put on the tarp, but it turned into a manta ray and stung 'em all. Now we'll be right back after this word from oxygen, which Homer desperately needs to live.",the groundskeepers are trying to put on the tarp but it turned into a manta ray and stung em all now well be right back after this word from oxygen which homer desperately needs to live,36 +143822,514,11,"Homer Simpson: (COUGHING, WAKING UP SPLUTTERS)",115000,FALSE,2,805,Homer Simpson,BASEBALL STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +143823,514,12,Marge Simpson: Homer! The roof is leaking!,132000,TRUE,1,805,Marge Simpson,BASEBALL STADIUM,Homer! The roof is leaking!,homer the roof is leaking,5 +143824,514,13,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - continuous),134000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143825,514,14,"Marge Simpson: Water's coming in the house, and we've got carpet mushrooms!",134000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Water's coming in the house, and we've got carpet mushrooms!",waters coming in the house and weve got carpet mushrooms,10 +143826,514,15,"Bart Simpson: Dad, all the jury summons you buried in the back yard are coming back up!",141000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, all the jury summons you buried in the back yard are coming back up!",dad all the jury summons you buried in the back yard are coming back up,15 +143827,514,16,(Backyard: Ext. back yard - in the rain),151000,FALSE,NA,57,NA,Backyard,NA,NA,NA +143828,514,17,(KITCHEN: Int. kitchen - continuous),151000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +143829,514,18,"Marge Simpson: While you were out there daydreaming, this rain has ruined the house.",151000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,"While you were out there daydreaming, this rain has ruined the house.",while you were out there daydreaming this rain has ruined the house,12 +143830,514,19,"Homer Simpson: (BIG DEEP SIGH) Marge, in a crisis like this, I need time for quiet contemplation.",157000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,"Marge, in a crisis like this, I need time for quiet contemplation.",marge in a crisis like this i need time for quiet contemplation,12 +143831,514,20,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. first church of springfield - day - establishing),167000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +143832,514,21,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - continuous),167000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143833,514,22,"Moe Szyslak: What's wrong, Homer? You've got an expression on your face I ain't never seen before. Like one of them Charlie Brown wiggle-frowns.",167000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"What's wrong, Homer? You've got an expression on your face I ain't never seen before. Like one of them Charlie Brown wiggle-frowns.",whats wrong homer youve got an expression on your face i aint never seen before like one of them charlie brown wiggle-frowns,22 +143834,514,23,"Homer Simpson: I'm in an abusive relationship with life. It keeps beating the hell out of me, and I'm too cowardly to leave it. (SIGHS) Maybe I could drink myself to death.",173000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I'm in an abusive relationship with life. It keeps beating the hell out of me, and I'm too cowardly to leave it. Maybe I could drink myself to death.",im in an abusive relationship with life it keeps beating the hell out of me and im too cowardly to leave it maybe i could drink myself to death,29 +143835,514,24,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, well, you can't. Your tolerance is too high.",184000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, well, you can't. Your tolerance is too high.",eh well you cant your tolerance is too high,9 +143836,514,25,"Dejected Barfly: (A LITTLE SLURRED) Man, I've never seen Homer looking this bad.",188000,TRUE,6201,15,Dejected Barfly,Moe's Tavern,"Man, I've never seen Homer looking this bad.",man ive never seen homer looking this bad,8 +143837,514,26,Moe Szyslak: (LOOKING AT HOMER) You're right. He needs some professional help...,194000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,You're right. He needs some professional help...,youre right he needs some professional help,7 +143838,514,27,"Duffman: Ooh, someone is down in the Duff!",201000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,"Ooh, someone is down in the Duff!",ooh someone is down in the duff,7 +143839,514,28,"Homer Simpson: (SAD) Life is too fragile. One minute you're lying in your hammock drinkin' beer, the next thing you know you're sittin' here drinkin' beer.",205000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Life is too fragile. One minute you're lying in your hammock drinkin' beer, the next thing you know you're sittin' here drinkin' beer.",life is too fragile one minute youre lying in your hammock drinkin beer the next thing you know youre sittin here drinkin beer,23 +143840,514,29,"Duffman: Homer, your bleak outlook has sent a smooth, icy chill down... (DROPPING CHARACTER) Screw it, I quit.",214000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, your bleak outlook has sent a smooth, icy chill down... Screw it, I quit.",homer your bleak outlook has sent a smooth icy chill down screw it i quit,15 +143841,514,30,"Duffman: (TO DUFF GIRLS) Janette, Cheryl, get your own ride home.",220000,TRUE,2277,15,Duffman,Moe's Tavern,"Janette, Cheryl, get your own ride home.",janette cheryl get your own ride home,7 +143842,514,31,"Homer Simpson: Aw, come on Chief, I've had a rotten day. Can't you help me out?",226000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Aw, come on Chief, I've had a rotten day. Can't you help me out?",aw come on chief ive had a rotten day cant you help me out,14 +143843,514,32,"Chief Wiggum: Sorry, I'm afraid the most I can do is pretend to drive you home. (À LA IMPROV COMIC) Okay, now hop on my imaginary motorcycle... arms around my belly...",231000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"Sorry, I'm afraid the most I can do is pretend to drive you home. Okay, now hop on my imaginary motorcycle... arms around my belly...",sorry im afraid the most i can do is pretend to drive you home okay now hop on my imaginary motorcycle arms around my belly,25 +143844,514,33,"Chief Wiggum: (MOTORCYCLE NOISES) ...um, I'm gonna need you to chip in for gas...",242000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"...um, I'm gonna need you to chip in for gas...",um im gonna need you to chip in for gas,10 +143845,514,34,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),242000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143846,514,35,Chief Wiggum: (THREATENING) This is where the pretending ends.,246000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,This is where the pretending ends.,this is where the pretending ends,6 +143847,514,36,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - early evening),257000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143848,514,37,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Now what?,257000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now what?,now what,2 +143849,514,38,Marge Simpson: You're coming with us to the school fundraiser.,258000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You're coming with us to the school fundraiser.,youre coming with us to the school fundraiser,8 +143850,514,39,Homer Simpson: Can this day get any worse?,260000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can this day get any worse?,can this day get any worse,6 +143851,514,40,Lisa Simpson: The dog's got the mumps.,262000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,The dog's got the mumps.,the dogs got the mumps,5 +143852,514,41,Homer Simpson: Dogs can't get mumps.,264000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Dogs can't get mumps.,dogs cant get mumps,4 +143853,514,42,Bart Simpson: Then you explain that.,266000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Then you explain that.,then you explain that,4 +143854,514,43,Marge Simpson: The only thing we know is it'll cost eight hundred dollars.,267000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The only thing we know is it'll cost eight hundred dollars.,the only thing we know is itll cost eight hundred dollars,11 +143855,514,44,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),267000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143856,514,45,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. Springfield elementary - night - ESTABLISHING),280000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143857,514,46,"Lisa Simpson: Willie, I love your chaps.",280000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Willie, I love your chaps.",willie i love your chaps,5 +143858,514,47,Groundskeeper Willie: (MAD) Me pants are ripped out!,282000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Me pants are ripped out!,me pants are ripped out,5 +143920,514,109,(I.R.S. OFFICE: int. i.r.s. office - day),515000,FALSE,NA,1773,NA,I.R.S. OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +143859,514,48,Marge Simpson: (TO LISA) I don't care for silent auctions. It just encourages (DISGUSTED) hovering.,286000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I don't care for silent auctions. It just encourages hovering.,i dont care for silent auctions it just encourages hovering,10 +143860,514,49,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (ANNOYED GROAN),286000,FALSE,140,3,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143861,514,50,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (BIGGER ANNOYED GROAN),286000,FALSE,140,3,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143862,514,51,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: You know you just pushed it up to list price! You know that, right?",303000,TRUE,140,3,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Springfield Elementary School,"You know you just pushed it up to list price! You know that, right?",you know you just pushed it up to list price you know that right,14 +143863,514,52,"Ned Flanders: Edna, I'm not one for costumes, but I sure do like that feather in your hair.",307000,TRUE,11,3,Ned Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Edna, I'm not one for costumes, but I sure do like that feather in your hair.",edna im not one for costumes but i sure do like that feather in your hair,16 +143864,514,53,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I like how you make me feel good about the littlest things.,310000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,I like how you make me feel good about the littlest things.,i like how you make me feel good about the littlest things,12 +143865,514,54,"Seymour Skinner: It's just you and me tonight, Buttermilk.",316000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"It's just you and me tonight, Buttermilk.",its just you and me tonight buttermilk,7 +143866,514,55,"Seymour Skinner: (TO STICK HORSE, STIFFLY) Whoa. Howdy, pardners, I'm much obliged to y'all for comin' out to the ol' corral here--",319000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Whoa. Howdy, pardners, I'm much obliged to y'all for comin' out to the ol' corral here--",whoa howdy pardners im much obliged to yall for comin out to the ol corral here--,16 +143867,514,56,Gary Chalmers: Skinner! People want to get home! Speak regular!,326000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Skinner! People want to get home! Speak regular!,skinner people want to get home speak regular,8 +143868,514,57,"Seymour Skinner: (DROPPING WESTERN DRAWL) Fine, we'll start the raffle and skip the things no one wants, like art projects by your children.",329000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Fine, we'll start the raffle and skip the things no one wants, like art projects by your children.",fine well start the raffle and skip the things no one wants like art projects by your children,18 +143869,514,58,Seymour Skinner: Or a spaghetti dinner...with the Van Houtens.,329000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Or a spaghetti dinner...with the Van Houtens.,or a spaghetti dinnerwith the van houtens,7 +143870,514,59,Seymour Skinner: So let's get right to the item I'm sure you're waiting for: the latest Mapple MyPad!,337000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,So let's get right to the item I'm sure you're waiting for: the latest Mapple MyPad!,so lets get right to the item im sure youre waiting for the latest mapple mypad,16 +143871,514,60,"Crowd: (""OOHS"" AND ""AHHS"")",337000,FALSE,75,3,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143872,514,61,Kearney Zzyzwicz: I could do my cyber-bullying on the bus!,343000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,I could do my cyber-bullying on the bus!,i could do my cyber-bullying on the bus,8 +143873,514,62,Moe Szyslak: Remember when me gettin' a cell phone was a big deal?,346000,TRUE,17,3,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elementary School,Remember when me gettin' a cell phone was a big deal?,remember when me gettin a cell phone was a big deal,11 +143874,514,63,"Lisa Simpson: I bought you a ticket for the MyPad raffle, Dad.",348000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I bought you a ticket for the MyPad raffle, Dad.",i bought you a ticket for the mypad raffle dad,10 +143875,514,64,"Homer Simpson: Aw, that's Tooth Fairy money down the drain, sweetie. I never win anything. It's always some stupid jerk you've never heard of.",351000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Aw, that's Tooth Fairy money down the drain, sweetie. I never win anything. It's always some stupid jerk you've never heard of.",aw thats tooth fairy money down the drain sweetie i never win anything its always some stupid jerk youve never heard of,22 +143876,514,65,Seymour Skinner: And the winner is...,358000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,And the winner is...,and the winner is,4 +143877,514,66,"Homer Simpson: (""GET IT OVER WITH"") Here it comes...",360000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Here it comes...,here it comes,3 +143878,514,67,Seymour Skinner: ...Homer Simpson!,362000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,...Homer Simpson!,homer simpson,2 +143879,514,68,"Homer Simpson: (MAD) Get him! (REALIZING) I mean, woo hoo!",363000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Get him! I mean, woo hoo!",get him i mean woo hoo,6 +143880,514,69,Crowd: (CHEERS),363000,FALSE,75,3,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143881,514,70,"Homer Simpson: I just want to say, I was having the worst day of my life.",367000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I just want to say, I was having the worst day of my life.",i just want to say i was having the worst day of my life,14 +143882,514,71,"Carl Carlson: Three cheers for Homer, minus the one we gave him already!",370000,TRUE,170,3,Carl Carlson,Springfield Elementary School,"Three cheers for Homer, minus the one we gave him already!",three cheers for homer minus the one we gave him already,11 +143883,514,72,Audience: (TWO CHEERS),370000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +143884,514,73,"Homer Simpson: Okay, what else... Free Tibet! You heard me! Free him now! Thank you. (HOLDS UP MYPAD) Oh, my luck has changed!",375000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, what else... Free Tibet! You heard me! Free him now! Thank you. Oh, my luck has changed!",okay what else free tibet you heard me free him now thank you oh my luck has changed,18 +143885,514,74,"Announcer: This is Homer Simpson's thirteenth raffle and first win. Apparently, his luck has changed!",384000,TRUE,33,3,Announcer,Springfield Elementary School,"This is Homer Simpson's thirteenth raffle and first win. Apparently, his luck has changed!",this is homer simpsons thirteenth raffle and first win apparently his luck has changed,14 +143886,514,75,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - LATER),398000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143887,514,76,"Steve Mobbs: Greetings, I am Steve Mobbs, welcoming you from beyond the grave.",398000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,"Greetings, I am Steve Mobbs, welcoming you from beyond the grave.",greetings i am steve mobbs welcoming you from beyond the grave,11 +143888,514,77,Homer Simpson: (SOMBER) I left a half-eaten apple outside your store... the greatest tribute of all.,403000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I left a half-eaten apple outside your store... the greatest tribute of all.,i left a half-eaten apple outside your store the greatest tribute of all,13 +143889,514,78,"Steve Mobbs: The product you hold is like a giant expensive smartphone that can't call anyone -- it's that incredible. Now press the submit icon, and agree to buy all our future products. (SLIGHT MENACE) And we're gonna be making a lot of stuff.",408000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,"The product you hold is like a giant expensive smartphone that can't call anyone -- it's that incredible. Now press the submit icon, and agree to buy all our future products. And we're gonna be making a lot of stuff.",the product you hold is like a giant expensive smartphone that cant call anyone -- its that incredible now press the submit icon and agree to buy all our future products and were gonna be making a lot of stuff,40 +143890,514,79,Steve Mobbs: (GENTLY) Submit. Submit.,424000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,Submit. Submit.,submit submit,2 +143891,514,80,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),424000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143892,514,81,Steve Mobbs: Submit.,427000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,Submit.,submit,1 +143893,514,82,Homer Simpson: (SCARED) I don't wanna.,427000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't wanna.,i dont wanna,3 +143894,514,83,Steve Mobbs: (THREATENING) Or you could buy something from Hewlett Packard.,429000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,Or you could buy something from Hewlett Packard.,or you could buy something from hewlett packard,8 +143895,514,84,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED) I submit! I submit! (PRESSES BUTTON),433000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I submit! I submit!,i submit i submit,4 +143896,514,85,Steve Mobbs: (SINISTER) Yes. Yes.,434000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,Yes. Yes.,yes yes,2 +143897,514,86,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY HUMMING NOISES),434000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143898,514,87,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED) That adult Etch-A-Sketch certainly has brightened your mood.,441000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That adult Etch-A-Sketch certainly has brightened your mood.,that adult etch-a-sketch certainly has brightened your mood,8 +143899,514,88,Homer Simpson: (ECSTATIC NOISE) Oh yeah!,445000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh yeah!,oh yeah,2 +143900,514,89,"Homer Simpson: You can look at it this way...or this way...whether you want to or not... and it's got awesome games like ""Tapped Out.""",446000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You can look at it this way...or this way...whether you want to or not... and it's got awesome games like ""Tapped Out.""",you can look at it this wayor this waywhether you want to or not and its got awesome games like tapped out,22 +143901,514,90,"Homer Simpson: ""Virtual Stapler!""",455000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Virtual Stapler!,virtual stapler,2 +143902,514,91,"Homer Simpson: Sounds just like a stapler, and it never runs out... unless you tell it to. Here's one that gives ya a cool '70s moustache.",455000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sounds just like a stapler, and it never runs out... unless you tell it to. Here's one that gives ya a cool '70s moustache.",sounds just like a stapler and it never runs out unless you tell it to heres one that gives ya a cool 70s moustache,24 +143903,514,92,Homer Simpson: I'm Sonny Bono. Watch out for that tree!,464000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm Sonny Bono. Watch out for that tree!,im sonny bono watch out for that tree,8 +143904,514,93,Marge Simpson: (GIGGLES),464000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143905,514,94,"Homer Simpson: So, which do you prefer, m'lady? Tom Selleck, Rollie Fingers or Pringles Man?",469000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, which do you prefer, m'lady? Tom Selleck, Rollie Fingers or Pringles Man?",so which do you prefer mlady tom selleck rollie fingers or pringles man,13 +143906,514,95,Marge Simpson: I always thought the Pringles Man had the kindest eyes.,474000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I always thought the Pringles Man had the kindest eyes.,i always thought the pringles man had the kindest eyes,10 +143907,514,96,Homer Simpson: (MAKE-OUT / MANIPULATING NOISES),474000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143908,514,97,Marge Simpson: Are you doing an app behind my back?,482000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you doing an app behind my back?,are you doing an app behind my back,8 +143909,514,98,Steve Mobbs: Submit... submit... sub--,484000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,Submit... submit... sub--,submit submit sub--,3 +143910,514,99,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - day - establishing),489000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143911,514,100,"Moe Szyslak: Here ya go, Homer. Boy, y'know, when you're just here alone, I can really smell ya.",489000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Here ya go, Homer. Boy, y'know, when you're just here alone, I can really smell ya.",here ya go homer boy yknow when youre just here alone i can really smell ya,16 +143912,514,101,Homer Simpson: But I'm not alone. I'm doing some Face Time with Lenny.,494000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,But I'm not alone. I'm doing some Face Time with Lenny.,but im not alone im doing some face time with lenny,11 +143913,514,102,Lenny Leonard: It's like I'm skydiving with all my friends! Lemme text Carl.,497000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,It's like I'm skydiving with all my friends! Lemme text Carl.,its like im skydiving with all my friends lemme text carl,11 +143914,514,103,"Moe Szyslak: So, uh, what are you pullin' the ripcord with?",500000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"So, uh, what are you pullin' the ripcord with?",so uh what are you pullin the ripcord with,9 +143915,514,104,Lenny Leonard: Uh-oh. Maybe there's a ripcord app I can use.,502000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Uh-oh. Maybe there's a ripcord app I can use.,uh-oh maybe theres a ripcord app i can use,9 +143916,514,105,(Simpson Car: INT. simpson CAR - DAY),510000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +143917,514,106,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY HUMMING),510000,FALSE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +144118,515,56,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - day),224000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +143921,514,110,Marge Simpson: Put that down! We're being audited!,515000,TRUE,1,1773,Marge Simpson,I.R.S. OFFICE,Put that down! We're being audited!,put that down were being audited,6 +143922,514,111,Homer Simpson: The old stupid moustache'll win him over.,517000,TRUE,2,1773,Homer Simpson,I.R.S. OFFICE,The old stupid moustache'll win him over.,the old stupid moustachell win him over,7 +143923,514,112,Homer Simpson: (FAKE VOICE) I'm really stupid.,520000,TRUE,2,1773,Homer Simpson,I.R.S. OFFICE,I'm really stupid.,im really stupid,3 +143924,514,113,Auditor: Is that the MyPad you're claiming as a business expense?,522000,TRUE,6202,1773,Auditor,I.R.S. OFFICE,Is that the MyPad you're claiming as a business expense?,is that the mypad youre claiming as a business expense,10 +143925,514,114,Homer Simpson: (FAKE VOICE) I'm standing by that.,524000,TRUE,2,1773,Homer Simpson,I.R.S. OFFICE,I'm standing by that.,im standing by that,4 +143926,514,115,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE),524000,FALSE,1,1773,Marge Simpson,I.R.S. OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +143927,514,116,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. springfield nuclear plant - homer's workstation - day),529000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +143928,514,117,C. Montgomery Burns: (FURIOUS) Simpson!,529000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Simpson!,simpson,1 +143929,514,118,C. Montgomery Burns: Unhand your Edison slate and bring your gold-brickery to a caesura!,534000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Unhand your Edison slate and bring your gold-brickery to a caesura!,unhand your edison slate and bring your gold-brickery to a caesura,11 +143930,514,119,Pleasant Voice: (TRANSLATING) Put down your MyPad and get back to work.,539000,TRUE,6203,10,Pleasant Voice,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Put down your MyPad and get back to work.,put down your mypad and get back to work,9 +143931,514,120,"Homer Simpson: Sorry, boss.",543000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sorry, boss.",sorry boss,2 +143932,514,121,Distinguished Elderly Voice: (TRANSLATING) Your remonstrances are a welcome boon and surely will redouble my diligence.,544000,TRUE,6204,10,Distinguished Elderly Voice,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Your remonstrances are a welcome boon and surely will redouble my diligence.,your remonstrances are a welcome boon and surely will redouble my diligence,12 +143933,514,122,C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent!,549000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Excellent!,excellent,1 +143934,514,123,Pleasant Voice: Awesome!,549000,TRUE,6203,10,Pleasant Voice,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Awesome!,awesome,1 +143935,514,124,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,551000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +143936,514,125,Distinguished Elderly Voice: Pip pip!,551000,TRUE,6204,10,Distinguished Elderly Voice,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Pip pip!,pip pip,2 +143937,514,126,(Springfield Zoo: EXt. SPRINGFIELD ZOO - ESTABLISHING),555000,FALSE,NA,1626,NA,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +143938,514,127,Bart Simpson: Hey Dad!,555000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Hey Dad!,hey dad,2 +143939,514,128,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, check this out!",555000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Dad, check this out!",dad check this out,4 +143940,514,129,"Bart Simpson: Dad, over here!",557000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Dad, over here!",dad over here,3 +143941,514,130,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, a mother giraffe is giving birth!",557000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Dad, a mother giraffe is giving birth!",dad a mother giraffe is giving birth,7 +143942,514,131,"Bart Simpson: Dad, look, I'm walking on the wall around the lion pit!",560000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Dad, look, I'm walking on the wall around the lion pit!",dad look im walking on the wall around the lion pit,11 +143943,514,132,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, the baby giraffe is taking its first steps!",562000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Dad, the baby giraffe is taking its first steps!",dad the baby giraffe is taking its first steps,9 +143944,514,133,"Bart Simpson: Dad, I'm walking on my hands, and the lions think they're gonna eat me!",564000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Dad, I'm walking on my hands, and the lions think they're gonna eat me!",dad im walking on my hands and the lions think theyre gonna eat me,14 +143945,514,134,"Homer Simpson: Will you kids pipe down! I'm trying to get ""Churro-Chaser"" to tell me where the freshest churros are. (LOOKS AT MYPAD) What country is Mexico in?",567000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Will you kids pipe down! I'm trying to get ""Churro-Chaser"" to tell me where the freshest churros are. What country is Mexico in?",will you kids pipe down im trying to get churro-chaser to tell me where the freshest churros are what country is mexico in,23 +143946,514,135,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, pay attention to your children!",573000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Dad, pay attention to your children!",dad pay attention to your children,6 +143947,514,136,Homer Simpson: (SMALL MOAN) Okay.,576000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Okay.,okay,1 +143948,514,137,Homer Simpson: Aww. That'll be my screensaver.,579000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Aww. That'll be my screensaver.,aww thatll be my screensaver,5 +143949,514,138,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SHRIEK),579000,FALSE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +143950,514,139,Bart Simpson: (CALMLY) Just my arm.,585000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Just my arm.,just my arm,3 +143951,514,140,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SHRIEK),585000,FALSE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +143952,514,141,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Gotcha!,588000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Gotcha!,gotcha,1 +143953,514,142,Homer Simpson: Why you little...,589000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Why you little...,why you little,3 +143954,514,143,Bart Simpson: (FALLING SCREAM),589000,FALSE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +143955,514,144,(Simpson Home: Int. sIMPSON HOUSE - kitchen - day),589000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143956,514,145,"Marge Simpson: (APPROACHING) Homie, you want to read to Maggie before she goes to sleep?",589000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, you want to read to Maggie before she goes to sleep?",homie you want to read to maggie before she goes to sleep,12 +144637,517,7,(Smart Tykes: Int. smart tykes - lobby - day - later),87000,FALSE,NA,4140,NA,Smart Tykes,NA,NA,NA +143957,514,146,"Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) A paper-based read-a-majig? What are we, cavemen?",605000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"A paper-based read-a-majig? What are we, cavemen?",a paper-based read-a-majig what are we cavemen,7 +143958,514,147,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED CAVEMAN NOISES),605000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143959,514,148,"Homer Simpson: Sweetie, in the future all you'll need is this.",615000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, in the future all you'll need is this.",sweetie in the future all youll need is this,9 +143960,514,149,Marge Simpson: Homie... it looks like you're putting all your eggs in one basket.,617000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie... it looks like you're putting all your eggs in one basket.,homie it looks like youre putting all your eggs in one basket,12 +143961,514,150,Homer Simpson: What would you have me do? One basket for each egg?,621000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What would you have me do? One basket for each egg?,what would you have me do one basket for each egg,11 +143962,514,151,"Marge Simpson: Hm, I guess you're right. I guess I'll have to scratch that off the list of things I say.",624000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, I guess you're right. I guess I'll have to scratch that off the list of things I say.",hm i guess youre right i guess ill have to scratch that off the list of things i say,19 +143963,514,152,"Homer Simpson: Now, Maggie let's find a good game for us. (EXAMINES MYPAD) Hm, ""Krusty's Kosher Karnival""...""Words With Enemies""...""Don't Burn the Toast!"", ""Lenny Dykstra's Prison Break,"" ooh, ""Pizza Clock""!",629000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, Maggie let's find a good game for us. Hm, ""Krusty's Kosher Karnival""...""Words With Enemies""...""Don't Burn the Toast!"", ""Lenny Dykstra's Prison Break,"" ooh, ""Pizza Clock""!",now maggie lets find a good game for us hm krustys kosher karnivalwords with enemiesdont burn the toast lenny dykstras prison break ooh pizza clock,25 +143964,514,153,"Homer Simpson: (PLAYING) Dough, sauce, cheese, topping. Dough, sauce, cheese, topping. (FASTER) Dough, sauce, cheese, topping! (BEAT) Having fun, Maggie?",631000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dough, sauce, cheese, topping. Dough, sauce, cheese, topping. Dough, sauce, cheese, topping! Having fun, Maggie?",dough sauce cheese topping dough sauce cheese topping dough sauce cheese topping having fun maggie,15 +143965,514,154,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) How long have I been playing?,647000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How long have I been playing?,how long have i been playing,6 +143966,514,155,"Homer Simpson: Dough, sauce, cheese, topping.",649000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dough, sauce, cheese, topping.",dough sauce cheese topping,4 +143967,514,156,"Luigi: (LOOKS AT MYPAD) So, that's how you make a pizza! Oh, we have really been off-a the mark.",651000,TRUE,1435,5,Luigi,Simpson Home,"So, that's how you make a pizza! Oh, we have really been off-a the mark.",so thats how you make a pizza oh we have really been off-a the mark,15 +143968,514,157,(Street: EXT. street - day),658000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +143969,514,158,"Homer Simpson: (RASPY) Dough, sauce, cheese, topping. Dough, sauce, cheese, topping.",658000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,"Dough, sauce, cheese, topping. Dough, sauce, cheese, topping.",dough sauce cheese topping dough sauce cheese topping,8 +143970,514,159,"Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER) Dohhh! (QUICKLY) Sauce, cheese, topping!",661000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,"Dohhh! Sauce, cheese, topping!",dohhh sauce cheese topping,4 +143971,514,160,Homer Simpson: Flushy! Go get help!,670000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,Flushy! Go get help!,flushy go get help,4 +143972,514,161,(Springfield General Hospital: Ext. Springfield hospital - day establishing),676000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +143973,514,162,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, you're gonna be fine. But there's no hope for the MyPad.",676000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"Homer, you're gonna be fine. But there's no hope for the MyPad.",homer youre gonna be fine but theres no hope for the mypad,12 +143974,514,163,Homer Simpson: (SOBS) It still had eighty-eight percent of its charge!,681000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,It still had eighty-eight percent of its charge!,it still had eighty-eight percent of its charge,8 +143975,514,164,Dr. Julius Hibbert: This is the part of the job I hate most. Talking to crazy people.,685000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,This is the part of the job I hate most. Talking to crazy people.,this is the part of the job i hate most talking to crazy people,14 +143976,514,165,"Homer Simpson: Which of you is the YouTube of the kid high on dentist's gas? Is it you? Is it you? (EXTREMELY CHOKED-UP, ALMOST A WHISPER) Is it you?",695000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Which of you is the YouTube of the kid high on dentist's gas? Is it you? Is it you? Is it you?,which of you is the youtube of the kid high on dentists gas is it you is it you is it you,22 +143977,514,166,"Homer Simpson: Oh Lord, when things looked darkest, you gave me light. Then you switched it off knowing full well I had declined thy infernal Mapple Care. Please grant me the wisdom to understand your capricious, nasty mind. And please, please make the next swing of the yo-yo an up, amen.",706000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Oh Lord, when things looked darkest, you gave me light. Then you switched it off knowing full well I had declined thy infernal Mapple Care. Please grant me the wisdom to understand your capricious, nasty mind. And please, please make the next swing of the yo-yo an up, amen.",oh lord when things looked darkest you gave me light then you switched it off knowing full well i had declined thy infernal mapple care please grant me the wisdom to understand your capricious nasty mind and please please make the next swing of the yo-yo an up amen,49 +143978,514,167,Lisa Simpson: Amen.,723000,TRUE,9,264,Lisa Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Amen.,amen,1 +143979,514,168,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - morning - establishing),731000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143980,514,169,Homer Simpson: (VERY SAD SIGH) Everybody hear that?,731000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Everybody hear that?,everybody hear that,3 +143981,514,170,Ned Flanders: (WALKS UP TO WINDOW) Homer! Homer! It's a miracle!,733000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Homer! Homer! It's a miracle!,homer homer its a miracle,5 +143982,514,171,"Homer Simpson: Keep your pants on, Flanders.",734000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Keep your pants on, Flanders.",keep your pants on flanders,5 +144772,517,142,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - garage - day),601000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +143983,514,172,"Ned Flanders: Oh, I will! Till I go to bed and take 'em off under the covers! But come outside and see the miracle!",737000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Oh, I will! Till I go to bed and take 'em off under the covers! But come outside and see the miracle!",oh i will till i go to bed and take em off under the covers but come outside and see the miracle,22 +143984,514,173,Homer Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Has the MyPad risen?,742000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Has the MyPad risen?,has the mypad risen,4 +143985,514,174,"Ned Flanders: No, it's still where you buried it.",743000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"No, it's still where you buried it.",no its still where you buried it,7 +143986,514,175,Ned Flanders: Here it is. The Holy Ooze.,747000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Here it is. The Holy Ooze.,here it is the holy ooze,6 +143987,514,176,"Homer Simpson: This is your miracle? A tree? (GESTICULATING WITH FINGERS) Ooh, look at me. I turn sunlight into complex sugars. Big whoop.",750000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"This is your miracle? A tree? Ooh, look at me. I turn sunlight into complex sugars. Big whoop.",this is your miracle a tree ooh look at me i turn sunlight into complex sugars big whoop,18 +143988,514,177,Ned Flanders: Look a little closer.,757000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Look a little closer.,look a little closer,4 +143989,514,178,"Homer Simpson: Huh. ""Hope."" Is this one of those coincidences like Jesus on a tortilla or George Washington on a dollar bill?",758000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Huh. ""Hope."" Is this one of those coincidences like Jesus on a tortilla or George Washington on a dollar bill?",huh hope is this one of those coincidences like jesus on a tortilla or george washington on a dollar bill,20 +143990,514,179,Marge Simpson: Well... I like that its message is in sap and not in blood... like some miracles I could mention. (COUGHS) Passover.,766000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Well... I like that its message is in sap and not in blood... like some miracles I could mention. Passover.,well i like that its message is in sap and not in blood like some miracles i could mention passover,20 +143991,514,180,"Homer Simpson: Well, this is how God would send me a message. In my back yard, hammock adjacent, in one short word in large print. What do you think he's trying to tell me, Flanders?",773000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, this is how God would send me a message. In my back yard, hammock adjacent, in one short word in large print. What do you think he's trying to tell me, Flanders?",well this is how god would send me a message in my back yard hammock adjacent in one short word in large print what do you think hes trying to tell me flanders,33 +143992,514,181,"Ned Flanders: Well, sir, if you ask me, somebody up there is trying to tell you that whatever flat tires you've got in your life, God's there, with His little spare, that enables you to drive real slow till you get to the next station.",782000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Well, sir, if you ask me, somebody up there is trying to tell you that whatever flat tires you've got in your life, God's there, with His little spare, that enables you to drive real slow till you get to the next station.",well sir if you ask me somebody up there is trying to tell you that whatever flat tires youve got in your life gods there with his little spare that enables you to drive real slow till you get to the next station,43 +143993,514,182,Ned Flanders: Don't eat the miracle!,793000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Don't eat the miracle!,dont eat the miracle,4 +143994,514,183,Homer Simpson: Fine. I'll just go eat the body of God. That's not crazy.,795000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. I'll just go eat the body of God. That's not crazy.,fine ill just go eat the body of god thats not crazy,12 +143995,514,184,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - day),802000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +143996,514,185,"Moe Szyslak: Huh. Looks like you're really turning somethin' over in your mind there, Homer.",802000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Huh. Looks like you're really turning somethin' over in your mind there, Homer.",huh looks like youre really turning somethin over in your mind there homer,13 +143997,514,186,"Homer Simpson: Moe, I could believe this was a random occurrence, or I could believe some higher power reached down and squeezed the sap outta that tree. I'm choosin' hope! Moe, a bottle of your finest beer!",806000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, I could believe this was a random occurrence, or I could believe some higher power reached down and squeezed the sap outta that tree. I'm choosin' hope! Moe, a bottle of your finest beer!",moe i could believe this was a random occurrence or i could believe some higher power reached down and squeezed the sap outta that tree im choosin hope moe a bottle of your finest beer,35 +143998,514,187,Moe Szyslak: Here you go. Duff Adequate.,817000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Here you go. Duff Adequate.,here you go duff adequate,5 +143999,514,188,Homer Simpson: To hope! (DRINKS HAPPILY),819000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,To hope!,to hope,2 +144000,514,189,"Moe Szyslak: Wow, no one's ever been happy in this place before. And when I started it was Moe's Ice Cream Carnival. Not good.",822000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Wow, no one's ever been happy in this place before. And when I started it was Moe's Ice Cream Carnival. Not good.",wow no ones ever been happy in this place before and when i started it was moes ice cream carnival not good,22 +144001,514,190,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. first church of springfield - day),829000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +144002,514,191,(First Church of Springfield: Int. church - continuous),829000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +144003,514,192,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Of all the gifts the Lord gives us, perhaps the greatest is hope...",829000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Of all the gifts the Lord gives us, perhaps the greatest is hope...",of all the gifts the lord gives us perhaps the greatest is hope,13 +144004,514,193,"Homer Simpson: (SLIGHTLY CONDESCENDING) Uh, excuse me, Reverend, but I'm here to talk about something a little more important: hope.",835000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Uh, excuse me, Reverend, but I'm here to talk about something a little more important: hope.",uh excuse me reverend but im here to talk about something a little more important hope,16 +144005,514,194,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: But I was just... oh, fine. I can get an early start on mountain biking.",842000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"But I was just... oh, fine. I can get an early start on mountain biking.",but i was just oh fine i can get an early start on mountain biking,15 +144967,518,52,(Skinner's Office: Int. skinner's office - continuous),414000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +144006,514,195,"Homer Simpson: (TO CONGREGATION) Hope is here, people, and it's real. It's not just inside the house of God, it's outside the house of me! So come and see the sticky brown truth!",847000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Hope is here, people, and it's real. It's not just inside the house of God, it's outside the house of me! So come and see the sticky brown truth!",hope is here people and its real its not just inside the house of god its outside the house of me so come and see the sticky brown truth,29 +144007,514,196,Homer Simpson: Hope is all around me!,866000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Hope is all around me!,hope is all around me,5 +144008,514,197,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BACKYARD - later that day),874000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144009,514,198,Homer Simpson: As promised: the miracle!,874000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,As promised: the miracle!,as promised the miracle,4 +144010,514,199,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (INDIGNANT) Really? ""Other.""",881000,TRUE,208,5,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Home,"Really? ""Other.""",really other,2 +144011,514,200,Brandine Del Roy: Cletus! What does that tree say?,883000,TRUE,1875,5,Brandine Del Roy,Simpson Home,Cletus! What does that tree say?,cletus what does that tree say,6 +144012,514,201,"Cletus Spuckler: Now, now, let's spell it out like that social worker taught us.",885000,TRUE,1413,5,Cletus Spuckler,Simpson Home,"Now, now, let's spell it out like that social worker taught us.",now now lets spell it out like that social worker taught us,12 +144013,514,202,"Cletus Spuckler: Huckleberry, Overbite, Picklefoot, Edumacation. (EYES WIDEN) Oh! It says (""SAYS"" WITH LONG A) ""hope""!",889000,TRUE,1413,5,Cletus Spuckler,Simpson Home,"Huckleberry, Overbite, Picklefoot, Edumacation. Oh! It says ""hope""!",huckleberry overbite picklefoot edumacation oh it says hope,8 +144014,514,203,"Brandine Del Roy: Just like in ""Hope Floats,"" that Sandra Bullock movie I wrote.",895000,TRUE,1875,5,Brandine Del Roy,Simpson Home,"Just like in ""Hope Floats,"" that Sandra Bullock movie I wrote.",just like in hope floats that sandra bullock movie i wrote,11 +144015,514,204,Kent Brockman: This is newsman Kent Brockman vowing I will debunk this so-called miracle. (SHAKES HEAD) The idiotic things people believe in. (SUDDENLY UPBEAT) Now! Stay tuned for your lucky Lotto numbers! It's your turn for sure!,902000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,This is newsman Kent Brockman vowing I will debunk this so-called miracle. The idiotic things people believe in. Now! Stay tuned for your lucky Lotto numbers! It's your turn for sure!,this is newsman kent brockman vowing i will debunk this so-called miracle the idiotic things people believe in now stay tuned for your lucky lotto numbers its your turn for sure,31 +144016,514,205,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - night - establishing),922000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +144017,514,206,(Moe's Tavern: Int. MoE'S BAR - continuous),922000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +144018,514,207,Kent Brockman: A hundred dollar bill for anyone who will give me the truth behind this so-called miracle tree.,922000,TRUE,211,15,Kent Brockman,Moe's Tavern,A hundred dollar bill for anyone who will give me the truth behind this so-called miracle tree.,a hundred dollar bill for anyone who will give me the truth behind this so-called miracle tree,17 +144019,514,208,Moe Szyslak: I'll take your money. The tree's a fraud.,928000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I'll take your money. The tree's a fraud.,ill take your money the trees a fraud,8 +144020,514,209,"Moe Szyslak: (VERY HAPPY) I just got a hundred! The tree is real! (TO BROCKMAN) What you got against hope, anyway?",931000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"I just got a hundred! The tree is real! What you got against hope, anyway?",i just got a hundred the tree is real what you got against hope anyway,15 +144021,514,210,Barney Gumble: I bet something disillusioned you as a child.,936000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,I bet something disillusioned you as a child.,i bet something disillusioned you as a child,8 +144022,514,211,7-Year-Old Brockman: This is junior reporter Kenny Brockelstein investigating the stories that kids want to know...,945000,TRUE,6205,15,7-Year-Old Brockman,Moe's Tavern,This is junior reporter Kenny Brockelstein investigating the stories that kids want to know...,this is junior reporter kenny brockelstein investigating the stories that kids want to know,14 +144023,514,212,"7-Year-Old Brockman: (YOUNG, BUT SERIOUS) Mr. Mouse, how come you haven't been in any funny cartoons since nineteen thirty-three?",954000,TRUE,6205,15,7-Year-Old Brockman,Moe's Tavern,"Mr. Mouse, how come you haven't been in any funny cartoons since nineteen thirty-three?",mr mouse how come you havent been in any funny cartoons since nineteen thirty-three,14 +144024,514,213,"Short Man: (GRUFF) I'm on a break, kid. And when I'm on a break, the mouse is dead.",962000,TRUE,6206,15,Short Man,Moe's Tavern,"I'm on a break, kid. And when I'm on a break, the mouse is dead.",im on a break kid and when im on a break the mouse is dead,15 +144025,514,214,"Kent Brockman: (MUTTERING) The mouse was a man. His teeth were yellow, his breath was rancid, my innocence was lost in a plywood castle.",967000,TRUE,211,15,Kent Brockman,Moe's Tavern,"The mouse was a man. His teeth were yellow, his breath was rancid, my innocence was lost in a plywood castle.",the mouse was a man his teeth were yellow his breath was rancid my innocence was lost in a plywood castle,21 +144026,514,215,Barney Gumble: The castle is plywood? (UPSET NOISE),972000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,The castle is plywood?,the castle is plywood,4 +144027,514,216,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),977000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144028,514,217,Upbeat Announcer: Bumblebee Man is moving to Channel Six!,977000,TRUE,6207,5,Upbeat Announcer,Simpson Home,Bumblebee Man is moving to Channel Six!,bumblebee man is moving to channel six,7 +144029,514,218,"Bumblebee Man: (MAD) Adios, ocho! You no pay!",980000,TRUE,908,5,Bumblebee Man,Simpson Home,"Adios, ocho! You no pay!",adios ocho you no pay,5 +144030,514,219,"Krusty the Clown: Uh-oh, he's got his own chimp!",983000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Uh-oh, he's got his own chimp!",uh-oh hes got his own chimp,6 +144031,514,220,Bumblebee Man: (WORRIED) Señor Chango!,986000,TRUE,908,5,Bumblebee Man,Simpson Home,Señor Chango!,señor chango,2 +144032,514,221,"Krusty the Clown: Teeny's a girl?! (THEN) Oh, wait. He's just a bottom.",987000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Teeny's a girl?! Oh, wait. He's just a bottom.",teenys a girl oh wait hes just a bottom,9 +144058,514,247,God: But I just got this three months ago!,1115000,TRUE,774,5,God,Simpson Home,But I just got this three months ago!,but i just got this three months ago,8 +144033,514,222,"Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman at the site of the so-called ""Springfield Miracle.""",992000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"This is Kent Brockman at the site of the so-called ""Springfield Miracle.""",this is kent brockman at the site of the so-called springfield miracle,12 +144034,514,223,Kent Brockman: Is the hope tree a miracle? Most decidedly not.,998000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,Is the hope tree a miracle? Most decidedly not.,is the hope tree a miracle most decidedly not,9 +144035,514,224,"Kent Brockman: Flying the Channel Six traffic copter without official clearance and below legal levels, we obtained the following footage:",1002000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"Flying the Channel Six traffic copter without official clearance and below legal levels, we obtained the following footage:",flying the channel six traffic copter without official clearance and below legal levels we obtained the following footage,18 +144036,514,225,"Kent Brockman: As you can see here, a shadowy figure emerges from the darkness and walks up to the tree in the Simpsons' backyard... if we freeze and zoom in on the image, we clearly see the figure holding a syrup bottle, with which he writes the word ""hope.""",1007000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"As you can see here, a shadowy figure emerges from the darkness and walks up to the tree in the Simpsons' backyard... if we freeze and zoom in on the image, we clearly see the figure holding a syrup bottle, with which he writes the word ""hope.""",as you can see here a shadowy figure emerges from the darkness and walks up to the tree in the simpsons backyard if we freeze and zoom in on the image we clearly see the figure holding a syrup bottle with which he writes the word hope,47 +144037,514,226,"Kent Brockman: (TO CAMERA, CONDESCENDING) Supermarket maple syrup. It was no miraculous tree of God... and there is no hope on Evergreen Terrace, just a run-of-the-mill syrup-spraying mystery man. We can add this to the list of... (DRAMATIC, JABBING FINGER AT CAMERA) Kent's Closed Cases.",1007000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"Supermarket maple syrup. It was no miraculous tree of God... and there is no hope on Evergreen Terrace, just a run-of-the-mill syrup-spraying mystery man. We can add this to the list of... Kent's Closed Cases.",supermarket maple syrup it was no miraculous tree of god and there is no hope on evergreen terrace just a run-of-the-mill syrup-spraying mystery man we can add this to the list of kents closed cases,35 +144038,514,227,"Kent Brockman: (GRITTED TEETH, ANNOYED) Would you please get the segments straight?",1039000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,Would you please get the segments straight?,would you please get the segments straight,7 +144039,514,228,Kent Brockman: Just lose the graphic.,1041000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,Just lose the graphic.,just lose the graphic,4 +144040,514,229,Kent Brockman: (EXASPERATED NOISE),1041000,FALSE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144041,514,230,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - continuous),1045000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +144042,514,231,Man With Tree Hat: It was all a hoax!,1045000,TRUE,6208,15,Man With Tree Hat,Moe's Tavern,It was all a hoax!,it was all a hoax,5 +144043,514,232,Tree Hoper: Let's burn our hats!,1046000,TRUE,6209,15,Tree Hoper,Moe's Tavern,Let's burn our hats!,lets burn our hats,4 +144044,514,233,Crowd: Hope is dead! Burn our hats!,1049000,TRUE,75,15,Crowd,Moe's Tavern,Hope is dead! Burn our hats!,hope is dead burn our hats,6 +144045,514,234,Moe Szyslak: Thank God there's no alcohol in this bar or this place would really go up.,1051000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Thank God there's no alcohol in this bar or this place would really go up.,thank god theres no alcohol in this bar or this place would really go up,15 +144046,514,235,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - later),1056000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +144047,514,236,Marge Simpson: Homie? Aren't you going to come in?,1056000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Homie? Aren't you going to come in?,homie arent you going to come in,7 +144048,514,237,Homer Simpson: I don't know what to believe anymore. Maybe it's time to call Satan. (PULLS OUT CELL PHONE) Is that a two-one-two?,1060000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I don't know what to believe anymore. Maybe it's time to call Satan. Is that a two-one-two?,i dont know what to believe anymore maybe its time to call satan is that a two-one-two,17 +144049,514,238,"Marge Simpson: Don't call Satan! So what if the message wasn't a miracle? The answer isn't in syrup from God or a computer tablet, the answer is that the hope you felt was real.",1065000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Don't call Satan! So what if the message wasn't a miracle? The answer isn't in syrup from God or a computer tablet, the answer is that the hope you felt was real.",dont call satan so what if the message wasnt a miracle the answer isnt in syrup from god or a computer tablet the answer is that the hope you felt was real,32 +144050,514,239,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Marge, up to now I thought your hair was blue cotton candy, but now I know it's a solid loaf of brain.",1078000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Marge, up to now I thought your hair was blue cotton candy, but now I know it's a solid loaf of brain.",marge up to now i thought your hair was blue cotton candy but now i know its a solid loaf of brain,22 +144051,514,240,"Marge Simpson: (FLATTERED) Homie, you have such a way with foods. (SWEETLY) Let's go inside.",1086000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Homie, you have such a way with foods. Let's go inside.",homie you have such a way with foods lets go inside,11 +144052,514,241,Homer Simpson: Who do you think painted the word on the tree?,1091000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Who do you think painted the word on the tree?,who do you think painted the word on the tree,10 +144053,514,242,Marge Simpson: No idea. The important thing is that they did.,1093000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,No idea. The important thing is that they did.,no idea the important thing is that they did,9 +144054,514,243,Homer Simpson: Guess it must've been the person who knew I needed hope most of all.,1096000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Guess it must've been the person who knew I needed hope most of all.,guess it mustve been the person who knew i needed hope most of all,14 +144055,514,244,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - that night),1103000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144056,514,245,Homer Simpson: (LOUD SNORE),1103000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144057,514,246,"Steve Mobbs: (POINTS TO TABLET) You know, we've got a new version of that tablet.",1103000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,"You know, we've got a new version of that tablet.",you know weve got a new version of that tablet,10 +144059,514,248,"Steve Mobbs: Yeah, that's the kind of thing I do. And yet I still wound up here. As your boss.",1118000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,"Yeah, that's the kind of thing I do. And yet I still wound up here. As your boss.",yeah thats the kind of thing i do and yet i still wound up here as your boss,18 +144060,514,249,God: Can I get Christmas off? It's my kid's birthday.,1123000,TRUE,774,5,God,Simpson Home,Can I get Christmas off? It's my kid's birthday.,can i get christmas off its my kids birthday,9 +144061,514,250,Steve Mobbs: No.,1240000,TRUE,5276,5,Steve Mobbs,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +144062,515,0,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - park - day),13000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +144063,515,1,"Homer Simpson: Bart, stop it! You might fall!",13000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Bart, stop it! You might fall!",bart stop it you might fall,6 +144064,515,2,"Young Woman: Oh, he's such a cute little rascal.",16000,TRUE,2621,216,Young Woman,Springfield,"Oh, he's such a cute little rascal.",oh hes such a cute little rascal,7 +144066,515,4,Young Woman: I can see where he gets his good looks.,22000,TRUE,2621,216,Young Woman,Springfield,I can see where he gets his good looks.,i can see where he gets his good looks,9 +144068,515,6,Young Woman: What a lucky little boy to get a trip to the park with his grandpa.,30000,TRUE,2621,216,Young Woman,Springfield,What a lucky little boy to get a trip to the park with his grandpa.,what a lucky little boy to get a trip to the park with his grandpa,15 +144070,515,8,Homer Simpson: (BIGGER HORRIFIED REALIZATION) Grampa?!,36000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Grampa?!,grampa,1 +144071,515,9,Young Woman: Oh my God! Should I call an ambulance? (CALLING) Help! An old man is dying!,37000,TRUE,2621,216,Young Woman,Springfield,Oh my God! Should I call an ambulance? Help! An old man is dying!,oh my god should i call an ambulance help an old man is dying,14 +144072,515,10,"Homer Simpson: This boy's grandfather is a shriveled-up corn cob, begging for death! I am his father... I can't believe I allowed you to hit on me.",43000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"This boy's grandfather is a shriveled-up corn cob, begging for death! I am his father... I can't believe I allowed you to hit on me.",this boys grandfather is a shriveled-up corn cob begging for death i am his father i cant believe i allowed you to hit on me,25 +144073,515,11,"Homer Simpson: (TO DUCKS, EXPLODING) Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you! I'm sexy! Young and sexy!",56000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Beat it, ducks! I'm not old enough to have food for you! I'm sexy! Young and sexy!",beat it ducks im not old enough to have food for you im sexy young and sexy,17 +144074,515,12,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear plant - Homer's Workstation - day),63000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +144075,515,13,Homer Simpson: (MUTTERING) Old man... I'm not an old man... This drawing doesn't think I'm old.,63000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Old man... I'm not an old man... This drawing doesn't think I'm old.,old man im not an old man this drawing doesnt think im old,13 +144076,515,14,"Homer Simpson: Don't you, drawing?",68000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Don't you, drawing?",dont you drawing,3 +144077,515,15,Homer Simpson: (GASP) Those aren't our regular donuts! They're huge... with crazy toppings! (REACTS TO PASSING DONUTS) Gummy worms! Churro chunks! Russian nesting donut!,70000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Those aren't our regular donuts! They're huge... with crazy toppings! Gummy worms! Churro chunks! Russian nesting donut!,those arent our regular donuts theyre huge with crazy toppings gummy worms churro chunks russian nesting donut,17 +144078,515,16,Homer Simpson: Gotta eat the rest!,81000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Gotta eat the rest!,gotta eat the rest,4 +144079,515,17,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM) They're gone!,85000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,They're gone!,theyre gone,2 +144080,515,18,"Homer Simpson: Where did these ""Devil Donuts"" come from?",86000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Where did these ""Devil Donuts"" come from?",where did these devil donuts come from,7 +144081,515,19,Lenny Leonard: (SCARED) I don't know. The guy who gives the sexual harassment seminars brought 'em in.,89000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I don't know. The guy who gives the sexual harassment seminars brought 'em in.,i dont know the guy who gives the sexual harassment seminars brought em in,14 +144082,515,20,(Conference Room: int. CONFERENCE ROOM - later),92000,FALSE,NA,38,NA,Conference Room,NA,NA,NA +144083,515,21,"Seminar Leader: ... actually, Carl, there's no workplace-appropriate use for the word ""bazooms.""",92000,TRUE,6210,38,Seminar Leader,Conference Room,"... actually, Carl, there's no workplace-appropriate use for the word ""bazooms.""",actually carl theres no workplace-appropriate use for the word bazooms,10 +144084,515,22,"Carl Carlson: What about ""thunderbags?""",92000,TRUE,170,38,Carl Carlson,Conference Room,"What about ""thunderbags?""",what about thunderbags,3 +144085,515,23,"Homer Simpson: Get lost, pervs!",99000,TRUE,2,38,Homer Simpson,Conference Room,"Get lost, pervs!",get lost pervs,3 +144086,515,24,"Homer Simpson: Okay, where did you get these donuts?",102000,TRUE,2,38,Homer Simpson,Conference Room,"Okay, where did you get these donuts?",okay where did you get these donuts,7 +144087,515,25,Seminar Leader: (SCARED) From a guy with a cart. It could be anywhere!,104000,TRUE,6210,38,Seminar Leader,Conference Room,From a guy with a cart. It could be anywhere!,from a guy with a cart it could be anywhere,10 +144088,515,26,Chief Wiggum: Nine one one. What is your emergency?,108000,TRUE,71,38,Chief Wiggum,Conference Room,Nine one one. What is your emergency?,nine one one what is your emergency,7 +144089,515,27,Homer Simpson: I'm calling to report... a missing donut cart.,111000,TRUE,2,38,Homer Simpson,Conference Room,I'm calling to report... a missing donut cart.,im calling to report a missing donut cart,8 +144090,515,28,(Springfield: EXT. SPRINGFIELD - CONTINUOUS),116000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +144091,515,29,Chief Wiggum: (URGENT) I'm not seeing anything!,116000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,I'm not seeing anything!,im not seeing anything,4 +144092,515,30,Chief Wiggum: Can you get any lower?,116000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,Can you get any lower?,can you get any lower,5 +144093,515,31,"Lou: But, Chief, the power lines--",119000,TRUE,91,216,Lou,Springfield,"But, Chief, the power lines--",but chief the power lines--,5 +144094,515,32,"Chief Wiggum: (MOCKING, WHINY) ""But, Chief, the power lines."" (FIRM) Go lower!",120000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"""But, Chief, the power lines."" Go lower!",but chief the power lines go lower,7 +144095,515,33,"Homer Simpson: (AS THE HELICOPTER SWOOPS) No, no, nothing, nope.",124000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"No, no, nothing, nope.",no no nothing nope,4 +144096,515,34,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) I see... devil horns!,127000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,I see... devil horns!,i see devil horns,4 +144097,515,35,"Homer Simpson: ... pitchfork, pointed tail... hooves are... cloven! We have logo, people. We have logo!",130000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"... pitchfork, pointed tail... hooves are... cloven! We have logo, people. We have logo!",pitchfork pointed tail hooves are cloven we have logo people we have logo,13 +144098,515,36,"Donut Man: Sorry gents, we're fresh out. I only make one batch a day, and when they're gone, I'm done.",138000,TRUE,915,216,Donut Man,Springfield,"Sorry gents, we're fresh out. I only make one batch a day, and when they're gone, I'm done.",sorry gents were fresh out i only make one batch a day and when theyre gone im done,18 +144099,515,37,Homer Simpson: (UPSET) No more donuts?,143000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,No more donuts?,no more donuts,3 +144100,515,38,Chief Wiggum: Make more or I shoot!,145000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,Make more or I shoot!,make more or i shoot,5 +144101,515,39,Chief Wiggum: I'm not bluffing! Come on.,146000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,I'm not bluffing! Come on.,im not bluffing come on,5 +144102,515,40,Chief Wiggum: (SHAKEN) What have I become?,150000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,What have I become?,what have i become,4 +144103,515,41,"Chief Wiggum: It's not a good feeling when you're saying ""what have I become"" more than once a day.",152000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"It's not a good feeling when you're saying ""what have I become"" more than once a day.",its not a good feeling when youre saying what have i become more than once a day,17 +144104,515,42,Donut Man: Tell you what... I could give you a sneak preview of a new donut that's still in the R & D phase.,160000,TRUE,915,216,Donut Man,Springfield,Tell you what... I could give you a sneak preview of a new donut that's still in the R & D phase.,tell you what i could give you a sneak preview of a new donut thats still in the r d phase,21 +144105,515,43,Homer Simpson: (AMAZED) Beer keg do-nut?,166000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Beer keg do-nut?,beer keg do-nut,3 +144106,515,44,Homer Simpson: I would be honored to shake the hand that glazed this.,172000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,I would be honored to shake the hand that glazed this.,i would be honored to shake the hand that glazed this,11 +144107,515,45,Donut Man/terence: I'm Terence.,175000,TRUE,6211,216,Donut Man/terence,Springfield,I'm Terence.,im terence,2 +144108,515,46,Homer Simpson: (BREATHY) Tell me everything about you.,177000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Tell me everything about you.,tell me everything about you,5 +144109,515,47,(Donut Cart: ext. donut cart - later),179000,FALSE,NA,4121,NA,Donut Cart,NA,NA,NA +144110,515,48,Homer Simpson: You're from Portland? I've heard of people being from there.,179000,TRUE,2,4121,Homer Simpson,Donut Cart,You're from Portland? I've heard of people being from there.,youre from portland ive heard of people being from there,10 +144112,515,50,"Terence: Yeah, but Portland just got too played out. The city used to be real. Did you know there are now restaurants there with two locations? (DISMISSIVE LAUGH) Not near my kids.",184000,TRUE,6212,4121,Terence,Donut Cart,"Yeah, but Portland just got too played out. The city used to be real. Did you know there are now restaurants there with two locations? Not near my kids.",yeah but portland just got too played out the city used to be real did you know there are now restaurants there with two locations not near my kids,29 +144113,515,51,"Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) Wait a minute, you have kids?! You can't have kids! Look at you!",193000,TRUE,2,4121,Homer Simpson,Donut Cart,"Wait a minute, you have kids?! You can't have kids! Look at you!",wait a minute you have kids you cant have kids look at you,13 +144114,515,52,"Homer Simpson: You have a fun job, a skull ring and it's not Halloween... and your belt is a seatbelt...",198000,TRUE,2,4121,Homer Simpson,Donut Cart,"You have a fun job, a skull ring and it's not Halloween... and your belt is a seatbelt...",you have a fun job a skull ring and its not halloween and your belt is a seatbelt,18 +144115,515,53,Homer Simpson: No one would ever think you're a lame old man.,203000,TRUE,2,4121,Homer Simpson,Donut Cart,No one would ever think you're a lame old man.,no one would ever think youre a lame old man,10 +144116,515,54,"Terence: (SHRUGGING NOISE) You can't let being a dad slow you down. Me and the fam are doing the whole ""urban nomad"" thing, you know, just looking for an undiscovered city with affordable houses.",206000,TRUE,6212,4121,Terence,Donut Cart,"You can't let being a dad slow you down. Me and the fam are doing the whole ""urban nomad"" thing, you know, just looking for an undiscovered city with affordable houses.",you cant let being a dad slow you down me and the fam are doing the whole urban nomad thing you know just looking for an undiscovered city with affordable houses,31 +144117,515,55,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Our houses are the cheapest! The one next to me's been on sale forever! I see them lowering the price every morning when I go out to pee.,215000,TRUE,2,4121,Homer Simpson,Donut Cart,Our houses are the cheapest! The one next to me's been on sale forever! I see them lowering the price every morning when I go out to pee.,our houses are the cheapest the one next to mes been on sale forever i see them lowering the price every morning when i go out to pee,28 +144119,515,57,Homer Simpson: Please. Please rush into this! Please rush into this!,224000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Please. Please rush into this! Please rush into this!,please please rush into this please rush into this,9 +144120,515,58,"Terence: What a find! Underneath all the ugly renovations, this house has Neutra bones.",227000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,"What a find! Underneath all the ugly renovations, this house has Neutra bones.",what a find underneath all the ugly renovations this house has neutra bones,13 +144121,515,59,"Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) In my house, we found human bones.",233000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"In my house, we found human bones.",in my house we found human bones,7 +144122,515,60,Terence: Emily and I have always dreamed of restoring an architectural masterpiece!,235000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,Emily and I have always dreamed of restoring an architectural masterpiece!,emily and i have always dreamed of restoring an architectural masterpiece,11 +144123,515,61,Emily: I have a graduate degree in mid-century kitsch!,238000,TRUE,427,410,Emily,Evergreen Terrace,I have a graduate degree in mid-century kitsch!,i have a graduate degree in mid-century kitsch,8 +144124,515,62,"Terence: Thanks for turning us on to this place, Homer. You're a pretty cool guy.",242000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,"Thanks for turning us on to this place, Homer. You're a pretty cool guy.",thanks for turning us on to this place homer youre a pretty cool guy,14 +144125,515,63,"Homer Simpson: Really? I'm... (FLATTERED GASP) ...cool? Oh, can I man-hug you?",245000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Really? I'm... ...cool? Oh, can I man-hug you?",really im cool oh can i man-hug you,8 +144126,515,64,Terence: Sure.,251000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,Sure.,sure,1 +144127,515,65,Homer Simpson: (SAD CONFESSION) I don't know how.,252000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I don't know how.,i dont know how,4 +144128,515,66,"Homer Simpson: Okay, our first hang-out with the cool new neighbors. I've already ""blown them away"" -- their words, I assume -- so don't screw it up.",258000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Okay, our first hang-out with the cool new neighbors. I've already ""blown them away"" -- their words, I assume -- so don't screw it up.",okay our first hang-out with the cool new neighbors ive already blown them away -- their words i assume -- so dont screw it up,25 +144129,515,67,"Marge Simpson: Relax, kids, just be yourselves.",266000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Relax, kids, just be yourselves.",relax kids just be yourselves,5 +144130,515,68,"Homer Simpson: Great, Marge, now that's in their heads.",269000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Great, Marge, now that's in their heads.",great marge now thats in their heads,7 +144131,515,69,"Terence: Hey, this is my armadillo, Chewy. (EXPLAINING) ""Mexico"" Chewy, not ""Star Wars"" Chewy.",273000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,"Hey, this is my armadillo, Chewy. ""Mexico"" Chewy, not ""Star Wars"" Chewy.",hey this is my armadillo chewy mexico chewy not star wars chewy,12 +144132,515,70,"Homer Simpson: (PROUD) ""Star Wars"" Chewy's just a man in a costume, so he's not scary.",278000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"""Star Wars"" Chewy's just a man in a costume, so he's not scary.",star wars chewys just a man in a costume so hes not scary,13 +144133,515,71,(NEIGHBORS' HOUSE: INT. NEIGHBORS' HOUSE - continuous),284000,FALSE,NA,4122,NA,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +144134,515,72,"Terence: (RE: BABY) This is our baby, Corduroy.",284000,TRUE,6212,4122,Terence,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"This is our baby, Corduroy.",this is our baby corduroy,5 +144135,515,73,"Terence: And our son, T-Rex.",284000,TRUE,6212,4122,Terence,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"And our son, T-Rex.",and our son t-rex,4 +144136,515,74,"T-Rex: (UNIMPRESSED) Neighbors, I get it.",289000,TRUE,6213,4122,T-Rex,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"Neighbors, I get it.",neighbors i get it,4 +144137,515,75,"Homer Simpson: ""T-Rex?"" Even their names are cool! This is, umm... (RE: MAGGIE) Ice Cream, (RE: BART) Bungee Jump, and... (RE: LISA) Viral Video.",291000,TRUE,2,4122,Homer Simpson,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"""T-Rex?"" Even their names are cool! This is, umm... Ice Cream, Bungee Jump, and... Viral Video.",t-rex even their names are cool this is umm ice cream bungee jump and viral video,16 +144138,515,76,(KID'S ROOM: int. kid's room - continuous),302000,FALSE,NA,4123,NA,KID'S ROOM,NA,NA,NA +144139,515,77,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),302000,FALSE,9,4123,Lisa Simpson,KID'S ROOM,NA,NA,NA +144140,515,78,Lisa Simpson: Whoa.,302000,TRUE,9,4123,Lisa Simpson,KID'S ROOM,Whoa.,whoa,1 +144141,515,79,Bart Simpson: Cool.,303000,TRUE,8,4123,Bart Simpson,KID'S ROOM,Cool.,cool,1 +144142,515,80,"Lisa Simpson: Look at these obscure card games! Hey, do you have ""Uno?""",305000,TRUE,9,4123,Lisa Simpson,KID'S ROOM,"Look at these obscure card games! Hey, do you have ""Uno?""",look at these obscure card games hey do you have uno,11 +144143,515,81,T-Rex: (SNIDE) I did when I was uno.,309000,TRUE,6213,4123,T-Rex,KID'S ROOM,I did when I was uno.,i did when i was uno,6 +144144,515,82,Bart Simpson: Check out all these Sergeant Activity dolls!,312000,TRUE,8,4123,Bart Simpson,KID'S ROOM,Check out all these Sergeant Activity dolls!,check out all these sergeant activity dolls,7 +144145,515,83,"T-Rex: (JADED) No, that's ""Combat Jack,"" the original British doll that ""Sergeant Activity"" ripped off.",314000,TRUE,6213,4123,T-Rex,KID'S ROOM,"No, that's ""Combat Jack,"" the original British doll that ""Sergeant Activity"" ripped off.",no thats combat jack the original british doll that sergeant activity ripped off,13 +144146,515,84,Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE ANNOYED) Fine. You have a weird old version of something. Let's just watch TV.,321000,TRUE,8,4123,Bart Simpson,KID'S ROOM,Fine. You have a weird old version of something. Let's just watch TV.,fine you have a weird old version of something lets just watch tv,13 +144147,515,85,"T-Rex: Uh, TV? We don't own a TV.",325000,TRUE,6213,4123,T-Rex,KID'S ROOM,"Uh, TV? We don't own a TV.",uh tv we dont own a tv,7 +144148,515,86,Lisa Simpson: (AWESTRUCK) I didn't know that was an option.,329000,TRUE,9,4123,Lisa Simpson,KID'S ROOM,I didn't know that was an option.,i didnt know that was an option,7 +144149,515,87,"Bart Simpson: I think I'm done here. Lisa, go nuts.",331000,TRUE,8,4123,Bart Simpson,KID'S ROOM,"I think I'm done here. Lisa, go nuts.",i think im done here lisa go nuts,8 +144150,515,88,T-Rex: My dad only lets me watch what's on his queue.,334000,TRUE,6213,4123,T-Rex,KID'S ROOM,My dad only lets me watch what's on his queue.,my dad only lets me watch whats on his queue,10 +144151,515,89,YO-YO: (LOUD AMERICAN DUBBED VOICE) IF I DON'T GET OFF THE CLOUD PALACE I'LL NEVER GET HOME FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW BUT THE TOAD SPIRIT HAS AUNT GINZEE!!!!!!,339000,TRUE,6214,4123,YO-YO,KID'S ROOM,IF I DON'T GET OFF THE CLOUD PALACE I'LL NEVER GET HOME FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW BUT THE TOAD SPIRIT HAS AUNT GINZEE!!!!!!,if i dont get off the cloud palace ill never get home for school tomorrow but the toad spirit has aunt ginzee,22 +144152,515,90,(NEIGHBORS' HOUSE: int. neighbors' house - living room - meanwhile),352000,FALSE,NA,4122,NA,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +144153,515,91,"Marge Simpson: (READING HEADLINE) ""Scientists Prove Cat Heaven Real, Human Heaven Not"" (SMALL GASP) That's so sad...",352000,TRUE,1,4122,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"""Scientists Prove Cat Heaven Real, Human Heaven Not"" That's so sad...",scientists prove cat heaven real human heaven not thats so sad,11 +144154,515,92,"Emily: Those are joke headlines. It's not a real newspaper, it's just satire.",359000,TRUE,427,4122,Emily,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"Those are joke headlines. It's not a real newspaper, it's just satire.",those are joke headlines its not a real newspaper its just satire,12 +144155,515,93,Marge Simpson: (EMBARRASSED) Oh... satire.,364000,TRUE,1,4122,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,Oh... satire.,oh satire,2 +144156,515,94,"Marge Simpson: And these fake movie reviews are so mean, it's hilarious. (BIG LAUGHS)",369000,TRUE,1,4122,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"And these fake movie reviews are so mean, it's hilarious.",and these fake movie reviews are so mean its hilarious,10 +144157,515,95,"Emily: Oh, those are real.",369000,TRUE,427,4122,Emily,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"Oh, those are real.",oh those are real,4 +144158,515,96,Marge Simpson: Great paper.,376000,TRUE,1,4122,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,Great paper.,great paper,2 +144159,515,97,Marge Simpson: Maggie's a little hungry.,380000,TRUE,1,4122,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,Maggie's a little hungry.,maggies a little hungry,4 +144160,515,98,"Emily: Oh, you can go ahead and feed her. Corduroy could probably use a snack.",381000,TRUE,427,4122,Emily,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"Oh, you can go ahead and feed her. Corduroy could probably use a snack.",oh you can go ahead and feed her corduroy could probably use a snack,14 +144161,515,99,Marge Simpson: (UNCOMFORTABLE NOISE) That's not applesauce...,387000,TRUE,1,4122,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,That's not applesauce...,thats not applesauce,3 +144162,515,100,"Emily: Oh, you don't have to be uncomfortable around another nursing mom. Breastfeeding's just a healthy thing we all do.",391000,TRUE,427,4122,Emily,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,"Oh, you don't have to be uncomfortable around another nursing mom. Breastfeeding's just a healthy thing we all do.",oh you dont have to be uncomfortable around another nursing mom breastfeedings just a healthy thing we all do,19 +144163,515,101,Marge Simpson: It sure is! There's nothing more natural than... that. It's just that Maggie's already... milked me today! (WORRIED MURMUR),397000,TRUE,1,4122,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' HOUSE,It sure is! There's nothing more natural than... that. It's just that Maggie's already... milked me today!,it sure is theres nothing more natural than that its just that maggies already milked me today,17 +144164,515,102,(NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD: ext. neighbors' backyard - a little later),405000,FALSE,NA,4124,NA,NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD,NA,NA,NA +144165,515,103,"Marge Simpson: (HUSHED) Homer, I think we should go. We're not like these people. (SHOCKED NOISE)",405000,TRUE,1,4124,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD,"Homer, I think we should go. We're not like these people.",homer i think we should go were not like these people,11 +144166,515,104,Homer Simpson: Check out my new look!,413000,TRUE,2,4124,Homer Simpson,NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD,Check out my new look!,check out my new look,5 +144167,515,105,Homer Simpson: Terence shaved my head!,414000,TRUE,2,4124,Homer Simpson,NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD,Terence shaved my head!,terence shaved my head,4 +144168,515,106,Marge Simpson: You're all bald!,416000,TRUE,1,4124,Marge Simpson,NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD,You're all bald!,youre all bald,3 +144169,515,107,"Homer Simpson: No, I'm young person ""cool"" bald, not old person ""sad"" bald. I never want to see these again.",417000,TRUE,2,4124,Homer Simpson,NEIGHBORS' BACKYARD,"No, I'm young person ""cool"" bald, not old person ""sad"" bald. I never want to see these again.",no im young person cool bald not old person sad bald i never want to see these again,18 +144170,515,108,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - day),432000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144171,515,109,"Homer Simpson: Check it out, Flanders, us cool dads are sharing a mono-yard. Guess I can't be your best friend anymore.",432000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Check it out, Flanders, us cool dads are sharing a mono-yard. Guess I can't be your best friend anymore.",check it out flanders us cool dads are sharing a mono-yard guess i cant be your best friend anymore,19 +144172,515,110,"Ned Flanders: To be honest, that comes as a tremendous relief.",440000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"To be honest, that comes as a tremendous relief.",to be honest that comes as a tremendous relief,9 +144173,515,111,"Homer Simpson: Boo hoo hoo, you can cry all night. It's not gonna win me back.",443000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Boo hoo hoo, you can cry all night. It's not gonna win me back.",boo hoo hoo you can cry all night its not gonna win me back,14 +144174,515,112,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) I can finally compost!,451000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I can finally compost!,i can finally compost,4 +144175,515,113,"Marge Simpson: Maybe we shouldn't rush things with the new neighbors. You know, we might not all be a perfect match.",456000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Maybe we shouldn't rush things with the new neighbors. You know, we might not all be a perfect match.",maybe we shouldnt rush things with the new neighbors you know we might not all be a perfect match,19 +144176,515,114,"Homer Simpson: I have a plan to deal with that. Step one: change everything about ourselves until we are super cool, the end.",463000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I have a plan to deal with that. Step one: change everything about ourselves until we are super cool, the end.",i have a plan to deal with that step one change everything about ourselves until we are super cool the end,21 +144177,515,115,Marge Simpson: But I always thought you were cool.,469000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But I always thought you were cool.,but i always thought you were cool,7 +144229,515,167,"T-Rex: This guy's going on my ""Poser Tumblr.""",745000,TRUE,6213,1314,T-Rex,Abandoned Factory,"This guy's going on my ""Poser Tumblr.""",this guys going on my poser tumblr,7 +144230,515,168,Cool Kids: (BIGGER MEAN LAUGHS),745000,FALSE,6218,1314,Cool Kids,Abandoned Factory,NA,NA,NA +144178,515,116,"Homer Simpson: Honey, I'm not cool. I was never cool. I didn't go to college. Every CD I have I bought at a carwash. Black-and-white films make me angry. I can't pronounce ""artis-anal."" I only know David Cross from the Chipmunks movie. Not only do I like Van Halen, but I think they keep getting better...",472000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Honey, I'm not cool. I was never cool. I didn't go to college. Every CD I have I bought at a carwash. Black-and-white films make me angry. I can't pronounce ""artis-anal."" I only know David Cross from the Chipmunks movie. Not only do I like Van Halen, but I think they keep getting better...",honey im not cool i was never cool i didnt go to college every cd i have i bought at a carwash black-and-white films make me angry i cant pronounce artis-anal i only know david cross from the chipmunks movie not only do i like van halen but i think they keep getting better,54 +144179,515,117,Marge Simpson: (SYMPATHETIC MURMUR),472000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144180,515,118,"Homer Simpson: But if me and my kids do the same stuff as Terence and his kids, I could be a cool dad.",491000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"But if me and my kids do the same stuff as Terence and his kids, I could be a cool dad.",but if me and my kids do the same stuff as terence and his kids i could be a cool dad,21 +144181,515,119,"Marge Simpson: Well sweetie, if it's that important to you, I guess we can try.",497000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well sweetie, if it's that important to you, I guess we can try.",well sweetie if its that important to you i guess we can try,13 +144182,515,120,"Homer Simpson: (KISSES HER) Thanks, baby. Here, have a bracelet made of a seventies educational film strip.",503000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thanks, baby. Here, have a bracelet made of a seventies educational film strip.",thanks baby here have a bracelet made of a seventies educational film strip,13 +144183,515,121,Marge Simpson: Ooo! Hygiene!,508000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Ooo! Hygiene!,ooo hygiene,2 +144184,515,122,(Used Record Store: EXT. USED RECORD STORE - DAY),510000,FALSE,NA,4125,NA,Used Record Store,NA,NA,NA +144185,515,123,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night),510000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144186,515,124,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) Your father took you to a Korean gangster film festival?,510000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Your father took you to a Korean gangster film festival?,your father took you to a korean gangster film festival,10 +144187,515,125,"Bart Simpson: (FAST) Yeah it was great! This one guy was part of another guy's gang, I mean (KAHNG-PAY) ""kkangpae,"" but then he quit and joined another kkangpae, and when the guys in the first kkangpae found out, they were so mad they put his feet in a blender. Then they cut to a guy eating noodles and blood splashed on him!",525000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah it was great! This one guy was part of another guy's gang, I mean ""kkangpae,"" but then he quit and joined another kkangpae, and when the guys in the first kkangpae found out, they were so mad they put his feet in a blender. Then they cut to a guy eating noodles and blood splashed on him!",yeah it was great this one guy was part of another guys gang i mean kkangpae but then he quit and joined another kkangpae and when the guys in the first kkangpae found out they were so mad they put his feet in a blender then they cut to a guy eating noodles and blood splashed on him,58 +144188,515,126,Lisa Simpson: At the art walk we walked into a gallery and it was just a guy crying -- that was the art!,538000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,At the art walk we walked into a gallery and it was just a guy crying -- that was the art!,at the art walk we walked into a gallery and it was just a guy crying -- that was the art,21 +144189,515,127,Marge Simpson: The kids are a mess! You brought them home exhausted and pretentious!,545000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The kids are a mess! You brought them home exhausted and pretentious!,the kids are a mess you brought them home exhausted and pretentious,12 +144190,515,128,"Homer Simpson: No, we need to take kids to grownup stuff. That's Terence's parenting style--",550000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, we need to take kids to grownup stuff. That's Terence's parenting style--",no we need to take kids to grownup stuff thats terences parenting style--,13 +144191,515,129,Marge Simpson: Parenting shouldn't have a style! Parenting is about bedtimes and passwords on computers and complicated punishments you never follow through on! (NOTICING SOMETHING) Are you wearing a wallet chain?! You look like... a barista!,555000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Parenting shouldn't have a style! Parenting is about bedtimes and passwords on computers and complicated punishments you never follow through on! Are you wearing a wallet chain?! You look like... a barista!,parenting shouldnt have a style parenting is about bedtimes and passwords on computers and complicated punishments you never follow through on are you wearing a wallet chain you look like a barista,32 +144192,515,130,"Homer Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) Well, you won't be laughing when you see how many pickpockets this thing catches.",570000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, you won't be laughing when you see how many pickpockets this thing catches.",well you wont be laughing when you see how many pickpockets this thing catches,14 +144193,515,131,Marge Simpson: And what's with the scarf? It's soaked in neck sweat.,575000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And what's with the scarf? It's soaked in neck sweat.,and whats with the scarf its soaked in neck sweat,10 +144194,515,132,Homer Simpson: Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool. The. Essence.,578000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool. The. Essence.,wearing scarves in non-scarf weather is the essence of cool the essence,12 +144195,515,133,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),578000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144196,515,134,(Downtown Springfield: ext. downtown springfield - abandoned factory - day),585000,FALSE,NA,449,NA,Downtown Springfield,NA,NA,NA +144197,515,135,"Homer Simpson: Oh man, my goatee has barely come in. Why does my hair only grow in twos?",585000,TRUE,2,449,Homer Simpson,Downtown Springfield,"Oh man, my goatee has barely come in. Why does my hair only grow in twos?",oh man my goatee has barely come in why does my hair only grow in twos,16 +144198,515,136,Homer Simpson: (NERVOUS) I hope T-Rex likes the present I made him.,593000,TRUE,2,449,Homer Simpson,Downtown Springfield,I hope T-Rex likes the present I made him.,i hope t-rex likes the present i made him,9 +144199,515,137,Marge Simpson: Made? Why didn't you just buy him a toy?,596000,TRUE,1,449,Marge Simpson,Downtown Springfield,Made? Why didn't you just buy him a toy?,made why didnt you just buy him a toy,9 +144200,515,138,"Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Homemade presents are how cool families demonstrate how awesome they are. If I show up with a ""toy"" from the ""store,"" like we would give ""our kids,"" then I've failed! And these skinny jeans will have flattened my junk for nothing!",599000,TRUE,2,449,Homer Simpson,Downtown Springfield,"Homemade presents are how cool families demonstrate how awesome they are. If I show up with a ""toy"" from the ""store,"" like we would give ""our kids,"" then I've failed! And these skinny jeans will have flattened my junk for nothing!",homemade presents are how cool families demonstrate how awesome they are if i show up with a toy from the store like we would give our kids then ive failed and these skinny jeans will have flattened my junk for nothing,41 +144201,515,139,(Abandoned Factory: Int. abandoned factory - continuous),625000,FALSE,NA,1314,NA,Abandoned Factory,NA,NA,NA +144202,515,140,"Marge Simpson: Geez, is this a kid's birthday party or the place a bad guy kidnaps you to in a movie?",625000,TRUE,1,1314,Marge Simpson,Abandoned Factory,"Geez, is this a kid's birthday party or the place a bad guy kidnaps you to in a movie?",geez is this a kids birthday party or the place a bad guy kidnaps you to in a movie,19 +144203,515,141,"Terence: Yeah, this factory used to make blimp tires.",630000,TRUE,6212,1314,Terence,Abandoned Factory,"Yeah, this factory used to make blimp tires.",yeah this factory used to make blimp tires,8 +144204,515,142,Homer Simpson: T-Rex loves decaying industrial-scapes.,633000,TRUE,2,1314,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Factory,T-Rex loves decaying industrial-scapes.,t-rex loves decaying industrial-scapes,4 +144205,515,143,T-Rex: (SCOFFS) I used to. Now I'm into abandoned ethnic union halls.,636000,TRUE,6213,1314,T-Rex,Abandoned Factory,I used to. Now I'm into abandoned ethnic union halls.,i used to now im into abandoned ethnic union halls,10 +144206,515,144,"Bart Simpson: Come on dude, this party rocks! Love the temporary tattoo station!",640000,TRUE,8,1314,Bart Simpson,Abandoned Factory,"Come on dude, this party rocks! Love the temporary tattoo station!",come on dude this party rocks love the temporary tattoo station,11 +144207,515,145,"T-Rex: (SCOFFS) Uh, temporary?",644000,TRUE,6213,1314,T-Rex,Abandoned Factory,"Uh, temporary?",uh temporary,2 +144208,515,146,Ralph Wiggum: I want kitty whiskers!,647000,TRUE,119,1314,Ralph Wiggum,Abandoned Factory,I want kitty whiskers!,i want kitty whiskers,4 +144209,515,147,Tattoo Artist: You got it!,648000,TRUE,6215,1314,Tattoo Artist,Abandoned Factory,You got it!,you got it,3 +144210,515,148,Marge Simpson: There's gotta be a bounce house around here somewhere. (NERVOUS) At least maybe a piñata...?,650000,TRUE,1,1314,Marge Simpson,Abandoned Factory,There's gotta be a bounce house around here somewhere. At least maybe a piñata...?,theres gotta be a bounce house around here somewhere at least maybe a piñata,14 +144211,515,149,(Office: int. office - continuous),661000,FALSE,NA,745,NA,Office,NA,NA,NA +144212,515,150,Marge Simpson: (GASP) Holy areole...,661000,TRUE,1,745,Marge Simpson,Office,Holy areole...,holy areole,2 +144213,515,151,"Emily: Please, join our milk circle.",663000,TRUE,427,745,Emily,Office,"Please, join our milk circle.",please join our milk circle,5 +144214,515,152,"Marge Simpson: I'd love to, but Maggie's a little shy...",665000,TRUE,1,745,Marge Simpson,Office,"I'd love to, but Maggie's a little shy...",id love to but maggies a little shy,8 +144215,515,153,"Emily: Don't worry, you can use a nursing apron.",669000,TRUE,427,745,Emily,Office,"Don't worry, you can use a nursing apron.",dont worry you can use a nursing apron,8 +144216,515,154,"Marge Simpson: (WHISPERS TO MAGGIE) Play along! (TO GROUP) Ooh, this couldn't feel more natural. Glug, glug, glug. That's a good little mammal.",673000,TRUE,1,745,Marge Simpson,Office,"Play along! Ooh, this couldn't feel more natural. Glug, glug, glug. That's a good little mammal.",play along ooh this couldnt feel more natural glug glug glug thats a good little mammal,16 +144217,515,155,Nursing Women: A bottle! / Plastic! / Formula!,684000,TRUE,6216,745,Nursing Women,Office,A bottle! / Plastic! / Formula!,a bottle plastic formula,4 +144218,515,156,Nursing Toddler: That is so wrong!,688000,TRUE,6217,745,Nursing Toddler,Office,That is so wrong!,that is so wrong,4 +144219,515,157,"Marge Simpson: Fine! I admit it, you... nipple Nazis! I give my baby formula!",690000,TRUE,1,745,Marge Simpson,Office,"Fine! I admit it, you... nipple Nazis! I give my baby formula!",fine i admit it you nipple nazis i give my baby formula,12 +144220,515,158,Nursing Women: (APPALLED GASP),690000,FALSE,6216,745,Nursing Women,Office,NA,NA,NA +144221,515,159,Emily: It's okay. If you don't want to breastfeed your baby... we will.,697000,TRUE,427,745,Emily,Office,It's okay. If you don't want to breastfeed your baby... we will.,its okay if you dont want to breastfeed your baby we will,12 +144222,515,160,Marge Simpson: Stay back! You know I'll use this... because you saw me using it.,704000,TRUE,1,745,Marge Simpson,Office,Stay back! You know I'll use this... because you saw me using it.,stay back you know ill use this because you saw me using it,13 +144223,515,161,Nursing Women: (SCARED NOISES),704000,FALSE,6216,745,Nursing Women,Office,NA,NA,NA +144224,515,162,(Abandoned Factory: int. abandoned factory - meanwhile),710000,FALSE,NA,1314,NA,Abandoned Factory,NA,NA,NA +144225,515,163,"T-Rex: Huh, 1950s Pontiac Accordion Camera. (OPENS PRESENT) I could always use another one of these. Bowling shoes. Not vintage, but you know, in a pinch...",710000,TRUE,6213,1314,T-Rex,Abandoned Factory,"Huh, 1950s Pontiac Accordion Camera. I could always use another one of these. Bowling shoes. Not vintage, but you know, in a pinch...",huh 1950s pontiac accordion camera i could always use another one of these bowling shoes not vintage but you know in a pinch,23 +144226,515,164,"T-Rex: ""Dino-Cool."" Oh, I get it -- a T-Rex for the T-Rex. How long did it take him to think of that one?",725000,TRUE,6213,1314,T-Rex,Abandoned Factory,"""Dino-Cool."" Oh, I get it -- a T-Rex for the T-Rex. How long did it take him to think of that one?",dino-cool oh i get it -- a t-rex for the t-rex how long did it take him to think of that one,22 +144227,515,165,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED) Hey! My dad worked really hard to make that. He took a class to learn denim painting!,734000,TRUE,8,1314,Bart Simpson,Abandoned Factory,Hey! My dad worked really hard to make that. He took a class to learn denim painting!,hey my dad worked really hard to make that he took a class to learn denim painting,17 +144228,515,166,T-Rex: (SCOFFS) This is so pathetic I can't even wear it ironically ironically.,739000,TRUE,6213,1314,T-Rex,Abandoned Factory,This is so pathetic I can't even wear it ironically ironically.,this is so pathetic i cant even wear it ironically ironically,11 +144231,515,169,Bart Simpson: No one bad-mouths my dad except me!,745000,TRUE,8,1314,Bart Simpson,Abandoned Factory,No one bad-mouths my dad except me!,no one bad-mouths my dad except me,7 +144232,515,170,Terence: Your son attacked mine! You've turned this former slaughterhouse into a place of violence!,768000,TRUE,6212,1314,Terence,Abandoned Factory,Your son attacked mine! You've turned this former slaughterhouse into a place of violence!,your son attacked mine youve turned this former slaughterhouse into a place of violence,14 +144233,515,171,Homer Simpson: I thought it made blimp tires!,773000,TRUE,2,1314,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Factory,I thought it made blimp tires!,i thought it made blimp tires,6 +144234,515,172,"T-Rex: Yeah, like factories are never repurposed.",774000,TRUE,6213,1314,T-Rex,Abandoned Factory,"Yeah, like factories are never repurposed.",yeah like factories are never repurposed,6 +144235,515,173,Terence: It's time for you guys to leave.,779000,TRUE,6212,1314,Terence,Abandoned Factory,It's time for you guys to leave.,its time for you guys to leave,7 +144236,515,174,Homer Simpson: Are we still on for midnight bike riding?,781000,TRUE,2,1314,Homer Simpson,Abandoned Factory,Are we still on for midnight bike riding?,are we still on for midnight bike riding,8 +144237,515,175,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - midnight),791000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144238,515,176,Sideshow Mel: Feeling included is life's greatest joy!,791000,TRUE,699,5,Sideshow Mel,Simpson Home,Feeling included is life's greatest joy!,feeling included is lifes greatest joy,6 +144239,515,177,Homer Simpson: (BIG MOAN),791000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144240,515,178,"Homer Simpson: (""YOU'RE DEAD"") Oh ohhhh boy, oh oh oh oh boy, oh boy.",801000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh ohhhh boy, oh oh oh oh boy, oh boy.",oh ohhhh boy oh oh oh oh boy oh boy,10 +144241,515,179,"Bart Simpson: Have you been ""oh boy""-ing all night?",807000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Have you been ""oh boy""-ing all night?",have you been oh boy-ing all night,7 +144242,515,180,"Homer Simpson: O-o-o-ooooh booooyyyyy... We had the family version of a bromance going with our awesome neighbors, and you had to screw it up.",809000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"O-o-o-ooooh booooyyyyy... We had the family version of a bromance going with our awesome neighbors, and you had to screw it up.",o-o-o-ooooh booooyyyyy we had the family version of a bromance going with our awesome neighbors and you had to screw it up,22 +144243,515,181,"Bart Simpson: Look. That kid threw your present in the garbage, and he called you a poser and everyone laughed!",819000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look. That kid threw your present in the garbage, and he called you a poser and everyone laughed!",look that kid threw your present in the garbage and he called you a poser and everyone laughed,18 +144244,515,182,Homer Simpson: He called me... a poser?,823000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,He called me... a poser?,he called me a poser,5 +144245,515,183,"Bart Simpson: (GENUINE) Yeah, I was sticking up for you.",825000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, I was sticking up for you.",yeah i was sticking up for you,7 +144246,515,184,Homer Simpson: You? Sticking up for your old man? You've never done that before.,827000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You? Sticking up for your old man? You've never done that before.,you sticking up for your old man youve never done that before,12 +144247,515,185,"Marge Simpson: Also, I didn't want to tell you, but... that wife and her gang looked down on me because I don't breastfeed!",832000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Also, I didn't want to tell you, but... that wife and her gang looked down on me because I don't breastfeed!",also i didnt want to tell you but that wife and her gang looked down on me because i dont breastfeed,21 +144248,515,186,Homer Simpson: What? (GROWING ANGRY) No one judges my wife's thunderbags! Well maybe I was wrong about these people. Who ever thought a cool person could be a jerk?,838000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What? No one judges my wife's thunderbags! Well maybe I was wrong about these people. Who ever thought a cool person could be a jerk?,what no one judges my wifes thunderbags well maybe i was wrong about these people who ever thought a cool person could be a jerk,25 +144249,515,187,"Homer Simpson: They can (""GO TO"") goatee... hell!",849000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They can goatee... hell!,they can goatee hell,4 +144250,515,188,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, that's right, the friendship between the Simpsons and the whatever-your-last-name-is-es-es is over!",855000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, that's right, the friendship between the Simpsons and the whatever-your-last-name-is-es-es is over!",yeah thats right the friendship between the simpsons and the whatever-your-last-name-is-es-es is over,13 +144251,515,189,Terence: I want my moustache stencils back.,862000,TRUE,6212,5,Terence,Simpson Home,I want my moustache stencils back.,i want my moustache stencils back,6 +144252,515,190,"Homer Simpson: Fine. Keep 'em. But you have to give back... (SEARCHING, THEN, SURPRISED) Lisa?!",865000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. Keep 'em. But you have to give back... Lisa?!,fine keep em but you have to give back lisa,10 +144253,515,191,(Flanders Home: ext. flanders house - day establishing),877000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +144254,515,192,(Flanders Living Room: int. flanders living room - continuous),877000,FALSE,NA,1075,NA,Flanders Living Room,NA,NA,NA +144255,515,193,"Ned Flanders: I just thought if we got together we could change the channel from ""The Feud Network"" to ""Comity Central.""",877000,TRUE,11,1075,Ned Flanders,Flanders Living Room,"I just thought if we got together we could change the channel from ""The Feud Network"" to ""Comity Central.""",i just thought if we got together we could change the channel from the feud network to comity central,19 +144256,515,194,Homer Simpson: Could we at least agree to both hate Flanders?,877000,TRUE,2,1075,Homer Simpson,Flanders Living Room,Could we at least agree to both hate Flanders?,could we at least agree to both hate flanders,9 +144257,515,195,Terence: I like him. He talks in rhyme and owns a whimsical store in a failing mall. He's like the dad in a Wes Anderson movie.,886000,TRUE,6212,1075,Terence,Flanders Living Room,I like him. He talks in rhyme and owns a whimsical store in a failing mall. He's like the dad in a Wes Anderson movie.,i like him he talks in rhyme and owns a whimsical store in a failing mall hes like the dad in a wes anderson movie,25 +144258,515,196,Homer Simpson: Shut up with your names!,891000,TRUE,2,1075,Homer Simpson,Flanders Living Room,Shut up with your names!,shut up with your names,5 +144259,515,197,"Emily: Well, we were just questioning the parenting that led to Bart not using his words with Tyrannosaurus.",893000,TRUE,427,1075,Emily,Flanders Living Room,"Well, we were just questioning the parenting that led to Bart not using his words with Tyrannosaurus.",well we were just questioning the parenting that led to bart not using his words with tyrannosaurus,17 +144260,515,198,"Homer Simpson: Parenting? (HUFF NOISE) Let me tell you ""cool parents"" something. Parents are supposed to be lame... so their kids have something to rebel against... by becoming cool just long enough to get married and have kids -- for whom they are lame! It's nature's way!",898000,TRUE,2,1075,Homer Simpson,Flanders Living Room,"Parenting? Let me tell you ""cool parents"" something. Parents are supposed to be lame... so their kids have something to rebel against... by becoming cool just long enough to get married and have kids -- for whom they are lame! It's nature's way!",parenting let me tell you cool parents something parents are supposed to be lame so their kids have something to rebel against by becoming cool just long enough to get married and have kids -- for whom they are lame its natures way,43 +144261,515,199,"Marge Simpson: (BLURTING) When you're old, your tattoos will be saggy and illegible!",917000,TRUE,1,1075,Marge Simpson,Flanders Living Room,"When you're old, your tattoos will be saggy and illegible!",when youre old your tattoos will be saggy and illegible,10 +144262,515,200,"Emily: (POINTED) Well, at least I don't put a corporate chemical cocktail into my child's body!",920000,TRUE,427,1075,Emily,Flanders Living Room,"Well, at least I don't put a corporate chemical cocktail into my child's body!",well at least i dont put a corporate chemical cocktail into my childs body,14 +144263,515,201,"Marge Simpson: See, see what I'm dealing with here, Ned? We invited them here, and they repay us with insults and judgments.",924000,TRUE,1,1075,Marge Simpson,Flanders Living Room,"See, see what I'm dealing with here, Ned? We invited them here, and they repay us with insults and judgments.",see see what im dealing with here ned we invited them here and they repay us with insults and judgments,20 +144264,515,202,"Ned Flanders: Yes, but there's two sides to every--",930000,TRUE,11,1075,Ned Flanders,Flanders Living Room,"Yes, but there's two sides to every--",yes but theres two sides to every--,7 +144265,515,203,"Homer Simpson: Even Flanders agrees! This is our neighborhood. We were here first, so you should leave.",932000,TRUE,2,1075,Homer Simpson,Flanders Living Room,"Even Flanders agrees! This is our neighborhood. We were here first, so you should leave.",even flanders agrees this is our neighborhood we were here first so you should leave,15 +144266,515,204,"Emily: We're not going anywhere. (HOLDS UP MYPAD) Our house just got written up in ""Dwell.""",937000,TRUE,427,1075,Emily,Flanders Living Room,"We're not going anywhere. Our house just got written up in ""Dwell.""",were not going anywhere our house just got written up in dwell,12 +144267,515,205,"Homer Simpson: Oh no, it's true!",941000,TRUE,2,1075,Homer Simpson,Flanders Living Room,"Oh no, it's true!",oh no its true,4 +144268,515,206,Terence: When I humblebrag about this article... this town's about to get as popular as toe-sneakers.,943000,TRUE,6212,1075,Terence,Flanders Living Room,When I humblebrag about this article... this town's about to get as popular as toe-sneakers.,when i humblebrag about this article this towns about to get as popular as toe-sneakers,15 +144269,515,207,Terence: The us-types are coming.,950000,TRUE,6212,1075,Terence,Flanders Living Room,The us-types are coming.,the us-types are coming,4 +144270,515,208,(HIGHWAY LEADING TO SPRINGFIELD: ext. highway leading to springfield - day),952000,FALSE,NA,4126,NA,HIGHWAY LEADING TO SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +144271,515,209,(Sprawl-Mart: ext. sprawl-mart - day),952000,FALSE,NA,2642,NA,Sprawl-Mart,NA,NA,NA +144272,515,210,(Tire Fire: ext. tire fire - day),952000,FALSE,NA,3038,NA,Tire Fire,NA,NA,NA +144273,515,211,(King Toot's Music Store: EXT. KING TOOTS MUSIC STORE - DAY),952000,FALSE,NA,499,NA,King Toot's Music Store,NA,NA,NA +144274,515,212,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: ext. androids dungeon - day),952000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +144275,515,213,Nelson Muntz: Books!,952000,TRUE,101,396,Nelson Muntz,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Books!,books,1 +144276,515,214,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day),978000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +144277,515,215,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Class, say hello to your new music teachers... ""The Decemberists.""",978000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Class, say hello to your new music teachers... ""The Decemberists.""",class say hello to your new music teachers the decemberists,10 +144278,515,216,"Colin Meloy: Now, who wants to learn a song about press-gangs and infanticide?",983000,TRUE,6219,3,Colin Meloy,Springfield Elementary School,"Now, who wants to learn a song about press-gangs and infanticide?",now who wants to learn a song about press-gangs and infanticide,11 +144279,515,217,Kids: (CHEER),983000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +144280,515,218,(Lard Lad Donuts: ext. lard lad donuts - day),991000,FALSE,NA,1334,NA,Lard Lad Donuts,NA,NA,NA +144281,515,219,"Homer Simpson: (GRUMBLES) Stupid town... at least I've still got Moe's... although probably not, seeing where this is going...",991000,TRUE,2,1334,Homer Simpson,Lard Lad Donuts,"Stupid town... at least I've still got Moe's... although probably not, seeing where this is going...",stupid town at least ive still got moes although probably not seeing where this is going,16 +144282,515,220,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - continuous),1001000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +144283,515,221,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) What happened here?,1001000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,What happened here?,what happened here,3 +144284,515,222,Moe Szyslak: I don't know. Everything crappy about this place they like! Even the rats!,1003000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I don't know. Everything crappy about this place they like! Even the rats!,i dont know everything crappy about this place they like even the rats,13 +144285,515,223,"Pretentious Rat Lover: More manchego, Aziz?",1006000,TRUE,6220,15,Pretentious Rat Lover,Moe's Tavern,"More manchego, Aziz?",more manchego aziz,3 +144286,515,224,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day),1011000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144287,515,225,"Homer Simpson: Oh, Marge, it's bad.",1011000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, Marge, it's bad.",oh marge its bad,4 +144435,516,86,"Grampa Simpson: For me, that's a perfect day!",372000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"For me, that's a perfect day!",for me thats a perfect day,6 +144288,515,226,Marge Simpson: The cool people are everywhere! (RE: GRAY SKY) Somehow they've even made the weather rainier!,1013000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The cool people are everywhere! Somehow they've even made the weather rainier!,the cool people are everywhere somehow theyve even made the weather rainier,12 +144289,515,227,Homer Simpson: I brought these people to Springfield... and now they've taken over!,1018000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I brought these people to Springfield... and now they've taken over!,i brought these people to springfield and now theyve taken over,11 +144290,515,228,Homer Simpson: It's a hellhole!,1023000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's a hellhole!,its a hellhole,3 +144291,515,229,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),1038000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +144292,515,230,Futuristic Man: (ROBOTIC VOICE) Disco Stu has found a new thing!,1038000,TRUE,6221,270,Futuristic Man,Springfield Street,Disco Stu has found a new thing!,disco stu has found a new thing,7 +144293,515,231,Homer Simpson: What happened to our town? Everybody wears clothes from the past and uses computers from the future!,1042000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,What happened to our town? Everybody wears clothes from the past and uses computers from the future!,what happened to our town everybody wears clothes from the past and uses computers from the future,17 +144294,515,232,Old-timey Hipster: Where can I buy spats?,1048000,TRUE,6222,270,Old-timey Hipster,Springfield Street,Where can I buy spats?,where can i buy spats,5 +144295,515,233,MyPhone: Apu's House of Spats.,1050000,TRUE,6223,270,MyPhone,Springfield Street,Apu's House of Spats.,apus house of spats,4 +144296,515,234,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - meanwhile),1055000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144297,515,235,"T-Rex: Hey, better not attack me again -- my mom gave me a salvaged police whistle. We had to replace the ball but everything else is stock.",1055000,TRUE,6213,5,T-Rex,Simpson Home,"Hey, better not attack me again -- my mom gave me a salvaged police whistle. We had to replace the ball but everything else is stock.",hey better not attack me again -- my mom gave me a salvaged police whistle we had to replace the ball but everything else is stock,26 +144298,515,236,"Bart Simpson: Ah relax, I'm over it. Why aren't you at the block party?",1063000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ah relax, I'm over it. Why aren't you at the block party?",ah relax im over it why arent you at the block party,12 +144299,515,237,T-Rex: (SCOFFS) Block parties are lame.,1066000,TRUE,6213,5,T-Rex,Simpson Home,Block parties are lame.,block parties are lame,4 +144300,515,238,Bart Simpson: Why do you think everything's lame?,1068000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Why do you think everything's lame?,why do you think everythings lame,6 +144301,515,239,T-Rex: I don't know... I don't get a lot of sleep. I was out really late at an all ages burlesque show. (SIGHS) Sorry I was mean to your dad.,1070000,TRUE,6213,5,T-Rex,Simpson Home,I don't know... I don't get a lot of sleep. I was out really late at an all ages burlesque show. Sorry I was mean to your dad.,i dont know i dont get a lot of sleep i was out really late at an all ages burlesque show sorry i was mean to your dad,28 +144302,515,240,"Bart Simpson: That's okay, he is pretty lame. (GETS IDEA) Hey... wanna watch TV?",1078000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's okay, he is pretty lame. Hey... wanna watch TV?",thats okay he is pretty lame hey wanna watch tv,10 +144303,515,241,T-Rex: (EXCITED) Real TV? With commercials?,1082000,TRUE,6213,5,T-Rex,Simpson Home,Real TV? With commercials?,real tv with commercials,4 +144304,515,242,Bart Simpson: Terrible commercials!,1084000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Terrible commercials!,terrible commercials,2 +144305,515,243,T-Rex: But I'm supposed to turn the compost!,1086000,TRUE,6213,5,T-Rex,Simpson Home,But I'm supposed to turn the compost!,but im supposed to turn the compost,7 +144306,515,244,"Bart Simpson: Screw that, it's Krusty time.",1088000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Screw that, it's Krusty time.",screw that its krusty time,5 +144307,515,245,(Springfield Town Square: ext. springfield town square - block party - continuous),1114000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +144308,515,246,"Homer Simpson: Okay, you win. We don't have to be friends, but can we live on the fringes of your world? Like those eels that eat whale poop?",1114000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Okay, you win. We don't have to be friends, but can we live on the fringes of your world? Like those eels that eat whale poop?",okay you win we dont have to be friends but can we live on the fringes of your world like those eels that eat whale poop,26 +144309,515,247,"Terence: Yeah, uh... we'll talk about it...",1119000,TRUE,6212,493,Terence,Springfield Town Square,"Yeah, uh... we'll talk about it...",yeah uh well talk about it,6 +144310,515,248,"Emily: That's how we say ""no.""",1124000,TRUE,427,493,Emily,Springfield Town Square,"That's how we say ""no.""",thats how we say no,5 +144311,515,249,Terence: What's that smell?,1125000,TRUE,6212,493,Terence,Springfield Town Square,What's that smell?,whats that smell,3 +144312,515,250,Emily: Unturned compost and... (SNIFFS MORE) Cuban movie posters!,1127000,TRUE,427,493,Emily,Springfield Town Square,Unturned compost and... Cuban movie posters!,unturned compost and cuban movie posters,6 +144313,515,251,Terence: That's our house!,1131000,TRUE,6212,493,Terence,Springfield Town Square,That's our house!,thats our house,3 +144314,515,252,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - a little later),1137000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +144315,515,253,"Terence: If the flames reach my donut oil, the whole neighborhood will go up!",1137000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,"If the flames reach my donut oil, the whole neighborhood will go up!",if the flames reach my donut oil the whole neighborhood will go up,13 +144316,515,254,Terence: Dammit! The community garden's using all the water pressure!,1143000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,Dammit! The community garden's using all the water pressure!,dammit the community gardens using all the water pressure,9 +144317,515,255,Emily: You just had to have local radishes!,1145000,TRUE,427,410,Emily,Evergreen Terrace,You just had to have local radishes!,you just had to have local radishes,7 +144318,515,256,"Terence: Not now, Emily!",1147000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,"Not now, Emily!",not now emily,3 +144436,516,87,"Marge Simpson: (DOG LOVING NOISES) (BART) C'mere, little buddy.",377000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mere, little buddy.",cmere little buddy,3 +144319,515,257,Marge Simpson: Stop your trendy arguing! I'm trying to call the fire department!,1148000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Stop your trendy arguing! I'm trying to call the fire department!,stop your trendy arguing im trying to call the fire department,11 +144320,515,258,(Springfield Fire Department: int. springfield fire department - continuous),1152000,FALSE,NA,1725,NA,Springfield Fire Department,NA,NA,NA +144321,515,259,"Lenny Leonard: Sorry, our old-timey fire bell spooked the horses, and they ran away.",1152000,TRUE,165,1725,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Fire Department,"Sorry, our old-timey fire bell spooked the horses, and they ran away.",sorry our old-timey fire bell spooked the horses and they ran away,12 +144322,515,260,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - back to scene),1156000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +144323,515,261,"Homer Simpson: Your organic, all-natural lifestyle has doomed us all!",1156000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Your organic, all-natural lifestyle has doomed us all!",your organic all-natural lifestyle has doomed us all,8 +144324,515,262,Marge Simpson: (INSPIRED) Then to save us... we need something incredibly unnatural!,1161000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Then to save us... we need something incredibly unnatural!,then to save us we need something incredibly unnatural,9 +144325,515,263,(Simpson Garage: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE GARAGE - A MOMENT LATER),1166000,FALSE,NA,625,NA,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +144326,515,264,Marge Simpson: Fifty gallons of baby formula will put out that blaze.,1166000,TRUE,1,625,Marge Simpson,Simpson Garage,Fifty gallons of baby formula will put out that blaze.,fifty gallons of baby formula will put out that blaze,10 +144327,515,265,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - a little later),1182000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144328,515,266,Terence: The net of scarves and wallet chains is holding!,1182000,TRUE,6212,5,Terence,Simpson Home,The net of scarves and wallet chains is holding!,the net of scarves and wallet chains is holding,9 +144329,515,267,Homer Simpson: They're necessary! They're necessary!,1186000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They're necessary! They're necessary!,theyre necessary theyre necessary,4 +144330,515,268,Homer Simpson: They're finally necessary!,1188000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They're finally necessary!,theyre finally necessary,3 +144331,515,269,Crowd: (CHEERS),1188000,FALSE,75,5,Crowd,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144332,515,270,"Emily: I'm sorry we judged you, Marge. Your formula saved us all.",1197000,TRUE,427,5,Emily,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry we judged you, Marge. Your formula saved us all.",im sorry we judged you marge your formula saved us all,11 +144333,515,271,Marge Simpson: I guess I do feel a little bad about not breastfeeding my kids... except Lisa. I breastfed Lisa for nine months.,1201000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess I do feel a little bad about not breastfeeding my kids... except Lisa. I breastfed Lisa for nine months.,i guess i do feel a little bad about not breastfeeding my kids except lisa i breastfed lisa for nine months,21 +144334,515,272,(Evergreen Terrace: EXT. EVERGREEN TERRACE - A LITTLE LATER),1225000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +144335,515,273,Homer Simpson: I did it! I did it! I man-hugged!,1225000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I did it! I did it! I man-hugged!,i did it i did it i man-hugged,8 +144336,515,274,"T-Rex: Daddy, daddy, I want to go to Krustyburger with Bart and get a Laffy Meal! 'Cause each Laffy Meal comes with a different toy, and I gotta collect 'em all!",1228000,TRUE,6213,410,T-Rex,Evergreen Terrace,"Daddy, daddy, I want to go to Krustyburger with Bart and get a Laffy Meal! 'Cause each Laffy Meal comes with a different toy, and I gotta collect 'em all!",daddy daddy i want to go to krustyburger with bart and get a laffy meal cause each laffy meal comes with a different toy and i gotta collect em all,30 +144337,515,275,"Lisa Simpson: Check it out, the New York Times travel section just named Springfield ""America's Coolest City.""",1237000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Check it out, the New York Times travel section just named Springfield ""America's Coolest City.""",check it out the new york times travel section just named springfield americas coolest city,15 +144338,515,276,Cool People: (SHOCKED GASP),1237000,FALSE,6224,410,Cool People,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +144339,515,277,Terence: That means Springfield is... played out.,1246000,TRUE,6212,410,Terence,Evergreen Terrace,That means Springfield is... played out.,that means springfield is played out,6 +144340,515,278,"Lisa Simpson: Please, please take me with you! I am one of you! I understood all your references!",1251000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Please, please take me with you! I am one of you! I understood all your references!",please please take me with you i am one of you i understood all your references,16 +144341,515,279,Lisa Simpson: No matter where you go... I will find you!,1259000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,No matter where you go... I will find you!,no matter where you go i will find you,9 +144342,515,280,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. springfield nuclear plant - burns' office - day),1273000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +144343,515,281,C. Montgomery Burns: Nuclear energy was a craft before it was a science.,1273000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Nuclear energy was a craft before it was a science.,nuclear energy was a craft before it was a science,10 +144344,515,282,"C. Montgomery Burns: I mean, what's wrong with the old ways?",1277000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I mean, what's wrong with the old ways?",i mean whats wrong with the old ways,8 +144345,515,283,"C. Montgomery Burns: When uranium came from a stream...and atoms were split by hand...then transformed into the kind of electricity that illuminated not just our homes, but our souls as well?",1280000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"When uranium came from a stream...and atoms were split by hand...then transformed into the kind of electricity that illuminated not just our homes, but our souls as well?",when uranium came from a streamand atoms were split by handthen transformed into the kind of electricity that illuminated not just our homes but our souls as well,28 +144346,515,284,C. Montgomery Burns: Who decided that the electrons we produce can't stand for something greater?,1292000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Who decided that the electrons we produce can't stand for something greater?,who decided that the electrons we produce cant stand for something greater,12 +145960,521,268,Marge Simpson: Milhouse?!,1159000,TRUE,1,4188,Marge Simpson,LOCKED ROOM,Milhouse?!,milhouse,1 +144347,515,285,"C. Montgomery Burns: Sure, handmade electricity costs more and powers less... but maybe that's the point.",1297000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sure, handmade electricity costs more and powers less... but maybe that's the point.",sure handmade electricity costs more and powers less but maybe thats the point,13 +144348,515,286,C. Montgomery Burns: The adventure begins!,1304000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,The adventure begins!,the adventure begins,3 +144349,516,0,(Springfield Town Square: ext. springfield town square - day),8000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +144350,516,1,"Kent Brockman: Welcome to the Montgomery Burns Prize rewarding (IMITATES BURNS) ""excellence"" (BACK TO BROCKMAN) in the field of alternative energy. Local inventors are vying for a million-dollar stipend donated by C. Montgomery Burns...as part of a court settlement for causing one billion dollars of environmental damage.",8000,TRUE,211,493,Kent Brockman,Springfield Town Square,"Welcome to the Montgomery Burns Prize rewarding ""excellence"" in the field of alternative energy. Local inventors are vying for a million-dollar stipend donated by C. Montgomery Burns...as part of a court settlement for causing one billion dollars of environmental damage.",welcome to the montgomery burns prize rewarding excellence in the field of alternative energy local inventors are vying for a million-dollar stipend donated by c montgomery burnsas part of a court settlement for causing one billion dollars of environmental damage,40 +144351,516,2,C. Montgomery Burns: Shoo! Go have one of your enormous litters!,24000,TRUE,15,493,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Town Square,Shoo! Go have one of your enormous litters!,shoo go have one of your enormous litters,8 +144352,516,3,(SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN: ext. springfield - downtown - CUT),29000,FALSE,NA,4127,NA,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,NA,NA,NA +144353,516,4,"C. Montgomery Burns: First inventor: you, bus driver! Give us the gist of your terrible idea!",29000,TRUE,15,4127,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"First inventor: you, bus driver! Give us the gist of your terrible idea!",first inventor you bus driver give us the gist of your terrible idea,13 +144354,516,5,"Otto Mann: Well, I've harnessed the ancient power of slavery to run this school bus of tomorrow.",33000,TRUE,52,4127,Otto Mann,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"Well, I've harnessed the ancient power of slavery to run this school bus of tomorrow.",well ive harnessed the ancient power of slavery to run this school bus of tomorrow,15 +144355,516,6,Jimbo Jones: (BRUSQUE) Whose boy is this?,43000,TRUE,144,4127,Jimbo Jones,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,Whose boy is this?,whose boy is this,4 +144356,516,7,Kirk Van Houten: I'll take him home.,44000,TRUE,817,4127,Kirk Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,I'll take him home.,ill take him home,4 +144357,516,8,Jimbo Jones: (ANGRILY) You'll take his place!,46000,TRUE,144,4127,Jimbo Jones,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,You'll take his place!,youll take his place,4 +144358,516,9,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I would like to present my Kwik-E-Smart perpetual energy machine.,49000,TRUE,208,4127,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,I would like to present my Kwik-E-Smart perpetual energy machine.,i would like to present my kwik-e-smart perpetual energy machine,10 +144359,516,10,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Three years ago, I tripped over the cord.",53000,TRUE,208,4127,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"Three years ago, I tripped over the cord.",three years ago i tripped over the cord,8 +144360,516,11,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: But the hotdogs -- they kept rolling. Some say they're powered by decaying nitrates, others by tiny insects beneath the hotdog skins.",53000,TRUE,208,4127,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"But the hotdogs -- they kept rolling. Some say they're powered by decaying nitrates, others by tiny insects beneath the hotdog skins.",but the hotdogs -- they kept rolling some say theyre powered by decaying nitrates others by tiny insects beneath the hotdog skins,22 +144361,516,12,"Kent Brockman: (WEAK CHUCKLE) Hard to believe I once turned down a job in Tampa, Florida because I believed in this city.",66000,TRUE,211,4127,Kent Brockman,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"Hard to believe I once turned down a job in Tampa, Florida because I believed in this city.",hard to believe i once turned down a job in tampa florida because i believed in this city,18 +144362,516,13,Carl Carlson: That was fifteen years ago! They wouldn't take you now!,70000,TRUE,170,4127,Carl Carlson,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,That was fifteen years ago! They wouldn't take you now!,that was fifteen years ago they wouldnt take you now,10 +144363,516,14,Kent Brockman: (TO CROWD) Is anyone here an actual scientist?,72000,TRUE,211,4127,Kent Brockman,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,Is anyone here an actual scientist?,is anyone here an actual scientist,6 +144364,516,15,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (COY) Uh, yes, I have on occasion dabbled in the scientific arts.",74000,TRUE,442,4127,Professor Jonathan Frink,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"Uh, yes, I have on occasion dabbled in the scientific arts.",uh yes i have on occasion dabbled in the scientific arts,11 +144365,516,16,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Frink Labs, a division of Allied Frink, the Good-Glavin people, are proud to present the Frinkasonic M.H.V.",78000,TRUE,442,4127,Professor Jonathan Frink,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"Frink Labs, a division of Allied Frink, the Good-Glavin people, are proud to present the Frinkasonic M.H.V.",frink labs a division of allied frink the good-glavin people are proud to present the frinkasonic mhv,17 +144366,516,17,"Kent Brockman: And what, pray tell, is M.H.V.?",87000,TRUE,211,4127,Kent Brockman,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"And what, pray tell, is M.H.V.?",and what pray tell is mhv,6 +144367,516,18,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Ah, yes. It's the Moyvin-Hoyvin Vehicle. This non-magnetic babe magnet is powered entirely by, you guessed it, (WHISPERS) sound waves.",89000,TRUE,442,4127,Professor Jonathan Frink,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"Ah, yes. It's the Moyvin-Hoyvin Vehicle. This non-magnetic babe magnet is powered entirely by, you guessed it, sound waves.",ah yes its the moyvin-hoyvin vehicle this non-magnetic babe magnet is powered entirely by you guessed it sound waves,19 +144368,516,19,"Crowd: (IMPRESSED ""OOHS"" AND ""AHHS"")",89000,FALSE,75,4127,Crowd,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,NA,NA,NA +144369,516,20,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Ah yes, you see? Your quite appropriate oohs and aahs are propelling me forward. It's wonderful.",103000,TRUE,442,4127,Professor Jonathan Frink,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"Ah yes, you see? Your quite appropriate oohs and aahs are propelling me forward. It's wonderful.",ah yes you see your quite appropriate oohs and aahs are propelling me forward its wonderful,16 +144370,516,21,Crowd: (BIGGER INTERESTED NOISES),103000,FALSE,75,4127,Crowd,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,NA,NA,NA +144371,516,22,Professor Jonathan Frink: (NERVOUS) Slightly more enthusiasm than I had anticipated.,111000,TRUE,442,4127,Professor Jonathan Frink,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,Slightly more enthusiasm than I had anticipated.,slightly more enthusiasm than i had anticipated,7 +144372,516,23,"Crowd: (MORE PANICKY, LOUDER NOISES)",111000,FALSE,75,4127,Crowd,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,NA,NA,NA +144373,516,24,"Sideshow Mel: For the love of God, step on the brakes!",115000,TRUE,699,4127,Sideshow Mel,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,"For the love of God, step on the brakes!",for the love of god step on the brakes,9 +144374,516,25,Professor Jonathan Frink: The brakes are powered by silence!,118000,TRUE,442,4127,Professor Jonathan Frink,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,The brakes are powered by silence!,the brakes are powered by silence,6 +144375,516,26,Crowd: (LOUDEST TERRIFIED SCREAMS YET),118000,FALSE,75,4127,Crowd,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,NA,NA,NA +144376,516,27,Professor Jonathan Frink: Look out because of the zooming! (DOPPLER) Why is it ejecting? It's just a normal seat!,124000,TRUE,442,4127,Professor Jonathan Frink,SPRINGFIELD - DOWNTOWN,Look out because of the zooming! Why is it ejecting? It's just a normal seat!,look out because of the zooming why is it ejecting its just a normal seat,15 +144377,516,28,(Springfield Retirement Castle: ext. retirement castle - a moment later),141000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +144378,516,29,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - tv room - day),141000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144379,516,30,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED SCREAM),141000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144380,516,31,Grampa Simpson: I'm okay! I'll just go live with my son!,141000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm okay! I'll just go live with my son!,im okay ill just go live with my son,9 +144381,516,32,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED SCREAM),141000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144382,516,33,Marge Simpson: Hurry up! I want to get Grampa back here by three so we can get him and Maggie on the same nap schedule.,148000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Hurry up! I want to get Grampa back here by three so we can get him and Maggie on the same nap schedule.,hurry up i want to get grampa back here by three so we can get him and maggie on the same nap schedule,23 +144383,516,34,Bart Simpson: I've labeled all his boxes!,155000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I've labeled all his boxes!,ive labeled all his boxes,5 +144384,516,35,"Homer Simpson: Well, I can't pick up something this heavy without my lifting belt.",157000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I can't pick up something this heavy without my lifting belt.",well i cant pick up something this heavy without my lifting belt,12 +144385,516,36,Homer Simpson: (AGONIZED NOISE OF PAIN),157000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144386,516,37,Marge Simpson: You know you can't lift your lifting belt without wearing your belt-lifting-belt!,162000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You know you can't lift your lifting belt without wearing your belt-lifting-belt!,you know you cant lift your lifting belt without wearing your belt-lifting-belt,12 +144387,516,38,Homer Simpson: (STAGEY) Oh no! I won't be able to help you pack up Grampa!,167000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh no! I won't be able to help you pack up Grampa!,oh no i wont be able to help you pack up grampa,12 +144388,516,39,Marge Simpson: Fine. Just stay here and hold down the fort.,170000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. Just stay here and hold down the fort.,fine just stay here and hold down the fort,9 +144389,516,40,Homer Simpson: Hold down the fort?! With my bad back?!,174000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hold down the fort?! With my bad back?!,hold down the fort with my bad back,8 +144390,516,41,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),174000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144391,516,42,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Man, that keyboard playing cat is so cute.",183000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Man, that keyboard playing cat is so cute.",man that keyboard playing cat is so cute,8 +144392,516,43,"Homer Simpson: (READS:) ""Villageville. Build your own authentic medieval village."" I must have something better to do.",188000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Villageville. Build your own authentic medieval village."" I must have something better to do.",villageville build your own authentic medieval village i must have something better to do,14 +144393,516,44,Homer Simpson: And ca-lick!,198000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And ca-lick!,and ca-lick,2 +144394,516,45,"Homer Simpson: Finally, a woodcutter that will do what I tell him.",202000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Finally, a woodcutter that will do what I tell him.",finally a woodcutter that will do what i tell him,10 +144395,516,46,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Holy moley! He's already made a clearing! Let's go for a glade!,206000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Holy moley! He's already made a clearing! Let's go for a glade!,holy moley hes already made a clearing lets go for a glade,12 +144396,516,47,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Just call me DeForest Kelley. I gotta write that down and send it to Conan.,217000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Just call me DeForest Kelley. I gotta write that down and send it to Conan.,just call me deforest kelley i gotta write that down and send it to conan,15 +144397,516,48,"Homer Simpson: Move this here. Tap. Mill! Mill! Barn! Silo! (QUICKLY) Tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern! (LOOKS AROUND NERVOUSLY, WHISPERS) Brothel. (SUPER EXCITED) Parsonage! (THEATRICAL) Theater In The Round! (EXHAUSTED, HEAVY BREATHING) And... hay pile...",221000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Move this here. Tap. Mill! Mill! Barn! Silo! Tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern! Brothel. Parsonage! Theater In The Round! And... hay pile...,move this here tap mill mill barn silo tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern-tavern brothel parsonage theater in the round and hay pile,18 +144398,516,49,"Homer Simpson: And the Lord saw what he had made, and it was good.",240000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And the Lord saw what he had made, and it was good.",and the lord saw what he had made and it was good,12 +144399,516,50,Villageville Crowd: Ewww!,240000,TRUE,6225,5,Villageville Crowd,Simpson Home,Ewww!,ewww,1 +144400,516,51,"Homer Simpson: That's right, your Lord sticks his hand in his pants. And yes, it is the same hand I tapped you with.",248000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's right, your Lord sticks his hand in his pants. And yes, it is the same hand I tapped you with.",thats right your lord sticks his hand in his pants and yes it is the same hand i tapped you with,21 +144401,516,52,"Homer Simpson: Well, if I've learned anything, it's that you can't have too much iron ore.",262000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if I've learned anything, it's that you can't have too much iron ore.",well if ive learned anything its that you cant have too much iron ore,14 +144402,516,53,Marge Simpson: Maybe one of your tavern wenches can do the laundry.,267000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe one of your tavern wenches can do the laundry.,maybe one of your tavern wenches can do the laundry,10 +144403,516,54,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) You're back!,271000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You're back!,youre back,2 +144404,516,55,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED) Did you spend this whole time doing fake chores in a fake village?,272000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you spend this whole time doing fake chores in a fake village?,did you spend this whole time doing fake chores in a fake village,13 +144405,516,56,Homer Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) It's real to them!,276000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's real to them!,its real to them,4 +144406,516,57,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),276000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144407,516,58,Bart Simpson: Um... where's Santa's Little Helper?,276000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Um... where's Santa's Little Helper?,um wheres santas little helper,5 +144408,516,59,Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) I don't know -- the back yard?,282000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know -- the back yard?,i dont know -- the back yard,7 +144409,516,60,Lisa Simpson: (CONCERNED) The back yard?! But what if he got out through your half-completed tunnel to Flanders's fridge?,283000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,The back yard?! But what if he got out through your half-completed tunnel to Flanders's fridge?,the back yard but what if he got out through your half-completed tunnel to flanderss fridge,16 +144410,516,61,(Simpson Backyard: int. simpsons back yard - continuous),290000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +144411,516,62,Bart Simpson: I don't see him anywhere. (TO HOMER) You jackass! You lost our dog!,290000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,I don't see him anywhere. You jackass! You lost our dog!,i dont see him anywhere you jackass you lost our dog,11 +144412,516,63,Homer Simpson: Oh my God. I forgot to feed my jackass!,293000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Oh my God. I forgot to feed my jackass!,oh my god i forgot to feed my jackass,9 +144413,516,64,"Electronic Donkey Voice: (BRAYING ""THANK YOU"") Hank-hew!",299000,TRUE,6226,44,Electronic Donkey Voice,Simpson Backyard,Hank-hew!,hank-hew,1 +144414,516,65,Homer Simpson: (DONKEY-LIKE) You're hel-come!,301000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,You're hel-come!,youre hel-come,2 +144415,516,66,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening),307000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144416,516,67,Bart Simpson: (LOSING VOICE) Santa's Little Helper! (RASPY) Santa's Little Helllper!,307000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Santa's Little Helper! Santa's Little Helllper!,santas little helper santas little helllper,6 +144417,516,68,"Lisa Simpson: I love that dog, but that is one long, stupid name.",313000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I love that dog, but that is one long, stupid name.",i love that dog but that is one long stupid name,11 +144418,516,69,Lisa Simpson: (VERY DISAPPOINTED NOISES),313000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144419,516,70,Snowball II: (MEOWS),313000,FALSE,1462,5,Snowball II,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144420,516,71,Bart Simpson: What the hell?,327000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What the hell?,what the hell,3 +144421,516,72,"Homer Simpson: Oh, right.",329000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, right.",oh right,2 +144422,516,73,"Marge Simpson: The animal shelter hasn't had any greyhounds turned in. Just a dachshund, a chow, and a pregnant raccoon.",332000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"The animal shelter hasn't had any greyhounds turned in. Just a dachshund, a chow, and a pregnant raccoon.",the animal shelter hasnt had any greyhounds turned in just a dachshund a chow and a pregnant raccoon,18 +144423,516,74,Homer Simpson: A lot of good backups. How pregnant is the raccoon?,338000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,A lot of good backups. How pregnant is the raccoon?,a lot of good backups how pregnant is the raccoon,10 +144424,516,75,Marge Simpson: We don't want a raccoon.,341000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We don't want a raccoon.,we dont want a raccoon,5 +144425,516,76,"Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Good, Marge. Get their price down.",342000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Good, Marge. Get their price down.",good marge get their price down,6 +144426,516,77,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, I just noticed something: you're not upset enough about this.",345000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, I just noticed something: you're not upset enough about this.",dad i just noticed something youre not upset enough about this,11 +144427,516,78,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Lisa's right. You're the only one who hasn't cried about the dog.",349000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Lisa's right. You're the only one who hasn't cried about the dog.",hey lisas right youre the only one who hasnt cried about the dog,13 +144428,516,79,Homer Simpson: Not a crier.,354000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Not a crier.,not a crier,3 +144429,516,80,Lisa Simpson: What?! You cry all the time! You cried when they canceled that show you hated.,355000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What?! You cry all the time! You cried when they canceled that show you hated.,what you cry all the time you cried when they canceled that show you hated,15 +144430,516,81,Homer Simpson: Goofing on it made me feel wise!,360000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Goofing on it made me feel wise!,goofing on it made me feel wise,7 +144431,516,82,Santa's Little Helper: (MUFFLED DOG WHIMPER),360000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144432,516,83,Homer Simpson: (SOB TURNS TO PUZZLED NOISE),360000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144433,516,84,Bart Simpson: (THRILLED) He's alive!,367000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,He's alive!,hes alive,2 +144434,516,85,Marge Simpson: (THRILLED) And he didn't pee on the floor!,370000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And he didn't pee on the floor!,and he didnt pee on the floor,7 +144773,517,143,"Homer Simpson: (HUMMIMG) Prep, prep, prep...",601000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Prep, prep, prep...",prep prep prep,3 +144437,516,88,"Bart Simpson: Dad, why'd you shut our dog in a cabinet?",377000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, why'd you shut our dog in a cabinet?",dad whyd you shut our dog in a cabinet,9 +144438,516,89,Grampa Simpson: I'll answer that: your father's an idjit!,380000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll answer that: your father's an idjit!,ill answer that your fathers an idjit,7 +144439,516,90,Homer Simpson: (SNOOTY) I believe the word is idiote. (ID-EE-OAT),383000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I believe the word is idiote.,i believe the word is idiote,6 +144440,516,91,Lisa Simpson: How did Santa's Little Helper get in there?,385000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,How did Santa's Little Helper get in there?,how did santas little helper get in there,8 +144441,516,92,Homer Simpson: (REMEMBERING GASP) I know what must have happened:,388000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I know what must have happened:,i know what must have happened,6 +144442,516,93,"Homer Simpson: I'm gonna get a snack. But first... should I introduce the black plague? (THINKS, THEN DECIDES) What could be the harm?",392000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm gonna get a snack. But first... should I introduce the black plague? What could be the harm?,im gonna get a snack but first should i introduce the black plague what could be the harm,18 +144443,516,94,"Homer Simpson: Whoa, now I've gotta buy a corpse wagon. (RUEFUL) That's how they getcha.",400000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whoa, now I've gotta buy a corpse wagon. That's how they getcha.",whoa now ive gotta buy a corpse wagon thats how they getcha,12 +144444,516,95,Homer Simpson: It's amazing how many things they can make taste like cheese.,405000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's amazing how many things they can make taste like cheese.,its amazing how many things they can make taste like cheese,11 +144445,516,96,"Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, baby, I'm drinking you down to your knees.",411000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh yeah, baby, I'm drinking you down to your knees.",oh yeah baby im drinking you down to your knees,10 +144446,516,97,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) GONNA DRINK AMMONIA / 'CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE CHEESE / WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN...,416000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,GONNA DRINK AMMONIA / 'CAUSE IT TASTES LIKE CHEESE / WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN...,gonna drink ammonia cause it tastes like cheese wonder what will happen,12 +144447,516,98,"Homer Simpson: A minstrel has composed a roundelay mocking me?! (HITS KEY REPEATEDLY) Torture, torture, torture!",423000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"A minstrel has composed a roundelay mocking me?! Torture, torture, torture!",a minstrel has composed a roundelay mocking me torture torture torture,11 +144448,516,99,"Lisa Simpson: Well, it's time we showed this dog some love!",428000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it's time we showed this dog some love!",well its time we showed this dog some love,9 +144449,516,100,Grampa Simpson: (SHOWING DOG LOVE NOISES),428000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144450,516,101,"Bart Simpson: Hey Homer, how come you're not hugging the dog?",435000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey Homer, how come you're not hugging the dog?",hey homer how come youre not hugging the dog,9 +144451,516,102,Homer Simpson: He knows I love him. And he loves me.,437000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,He knows I love him. And he loves me.,he knows i love him and he loves me,9 +144452,516,103,Santa's Little Helper: (VERY ANGRY GROWL),437000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144453,516,104,"Homer Simpson: That's short for ""Rrright you are!""",441000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's short for ""Rrright you are!""",thats short for rrright you are,6 +144454,516,105,Bart Simpson: (GASPS) I don't think you even like Santa's Little Helper!,441000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't think you even like Santa's Little Helper!,i dont think you even like santas little helper,9 +144455,516,106,Lisa Simpson: You never take him for walks or sleep with him in your arms. And I suspect you've been chewing on his treats.,447000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You never take him for walks or sleep with him in your arms. And I suspect you've been chewing on his treats.,you never take him for walks or sleep with him in your arms and i suspect youve been chewing on his treats,22 +144456,516,107,Homer Simpson: How are they his treats if I paid for them?,453000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How are they his treats if I paid for them?,how are they his treats if i paid for them,10 +144457,516,108,(Simpson Living Room: Int. simpson living room - present day),456000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +144458,516,109,"Homer Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) Okay, okay. I'll be nicer to the dude. I've just never really been a dog person.",456000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Okay, okay. I'll be nicer to the dude. I've just never really been a dog person.",okay okay ill be nicer to the dude ive just never really been a dog person,16 +144459,516,110,Grampa Simpson: Really? What about Bongo?,461000,TRUE,31,25,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Really? What about Bongo?,really what about bongo,4 +144460,516,111,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED) Bongo?! I told you never to ever talk about Bongo! (HUGE HEAVING SOBS),463000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Bongo?! I told you never to ever talk about Bongo!,bongo i told you never to ever talk about bongo,10 +144461,516,112,Homer Simpson: Ever!,471000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Ever!,ever,1 +144462,516,113,Lisa Simpson: What just happened? Who's Bongo?,473000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,What just happened? Who's Bongo?,what just happened whos bongo,5 +144463,516,114,Grampa Simpson: Bongo was Homer's dog when he was a boy.,475000,TRUE,31,25,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Bongo was Homer's dog when he was a boy.,bongo was homers dog when he was a boy,9 +144464,516,115,Homer Simpson: (DISTANT) He's still my dog!,478000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,He's still my dog!,hes still my dog,4 +144465,516,116,Grampa Simpson: (SIGHS) We got him years ago...,479000,TRUE,31,25,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,We got him years ago...,we got him years ago,5 +144466,516,117,"Homer Simpson: (DISTANT) I don't know what you just said, but it's wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong!",482000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"I don't know what you just said, but it's wrong! Wrong, wrong, wrong!",i dont know what you just said but its wrong wrong wrong wrong,13 +146024,522,43,Auctioneer: Five-hundred!,173000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Five-hundred!,five-hundred,1 +144467,516,118,Grampa Simpson: (SIGHS) I was workin' long hours...,485000,TRUE,31,25,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,I was workin' long hours...,i was workin long hours,5 +144468,516,119,(Large Industrial Factory: ext. large industrial factory - early evening),485000,FALSE,NA,4128,NA,Large Industrial Factory,NA,NA,NA +144469,516,120,Grampa Simpson: ...at the Springfield Smokestack Factory.,485000,TRUE,31,4128,Grampa Simpson,Large Industrial Factory,...at the Springfield Smokestack Factory.,at the springfield smokestack factory,5 +144470,516,121,(YOUNGER GRAMPA AND MONA'S HOUSE: int. Younger Grampa and mona's house - day),493000,FALSE,NA,4129,NA,YOUNGER GRAMPA AND MONA'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +144471,516,122,Grampa Simpson: I was so tired when I got home. Then little Homer would start crying and crying. But Bongo knew just what to do.,493000,TRUE,31,4129,Grampa Simpson,YOUNGER GRAMPA AND MONA'S HOUSE,I was so tired when I got home. Then little Homer would start crying and crying. But Bongo knew just what to do.,i was so tired when i got home then little homer would start crying and crying but bongo knew just what to do,23 +144472,516,123,"Bongo: (SOFT, SILLY, MUSICAL HOWL)",493000,FALSE,6227,4129,Bongo,YOUNGER GRAMPA AND MONA'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +144473,516,124,Baby Homer: (PLEASANT HOWLS),493000,FALSE,6228,4129,Baby Homer,YOUNGER GRAMPA AND MONA'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +144475,516,126,(Simpson Living Room: iNT. simpson living room - present day),511000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +144476,516,127,"Grampa Simpson: Unfortunately, like all true stories, this one has a crappy ending.",511000,TRUE,31,25,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Unfortunately, like all true stories, this one has a crappy ending.",unfortunately like all true stories this one has a crappy ending,11 +144477,516,128,Bart Simpson: (AMAZED) You have a story with an ending?!,517000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,You have a story with an ending?!,you have a story with an ending,7 +144478,516,129,"Grampa Simpson: (NODS) Uh-huh. All my stories have endings now. They're putting something in my Jell-O down at the home. Anyway, Homer and that dog went together like Christmas and suicidal thoughts.",519000,TRUE,31,25,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Uh-huh. All my stories have endings now. They're putting something in my Jell-O down at the home. Anyway, Homer and that dog went together like Christmas and suicidal thoughts.",uh-huh all my stories have endings now theyre putting something in my jell-o down at the home anyway homer and that dog went together like christmas and suicidal thoughts,29 +144479,516,130,(Springfield - Homer's Boyhood: ext. springfield - hOMER'S BOYHOOD - day),530000,FALSE,NA,4130,NA,Springfield - Homer's Boyhood,NA,NA,NA +144482,516,133,Grampa Simpson: Then came the fateful day when Mr. Burns was lobbying for the go-ahead on his nuclear plant...,578000,TRUE,31,4130,Grampa Simpson,Springfield - Homer's Boyhood,Then came the fateful day when Mr. Burns was lobbying for the go-ahead on his nuclear plant...,then came the fateful day when mr burns was lobbying for the go-ahead on his nuclear plant,17 +144483,516,134,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. springfield nuclear plant - the past - day),578000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +144484,516,135,"Grampa Simpson: ...and he was giving away stuffed ""Isotoads"" to all the children.",578000,TRUE,31,10,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"...and he was giving away stuffed ""Isotoads"" to all the children.",and he was giving away stuffed isotoads to all the children,11 +144486,516,137,Toad: (MECHANICAL VOICE) Cancer clusters are random occurrences.,596000,TRUE,6229,10,Toad,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Cancer clusters are random occurrences.,cancer clusters are random occurrences,5 +144493,516,144,"Waylon Smithers, Sr.: (SMITHERS' VOICE) Uh, sir, you are aware you're at a P.R. event for children.",621000,TRUE,3424,10,"Waylon Smithers, Sr.",Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, sir, you are aware you're at a P.R. event for children.",uh sir you are aware youre at a pr event for children,12 +144524,516,175,"12-Year-Old Lou: Well then I'll be a spokesman for my people, like Ralph Abernathy.",754000,TRUE,6231,4132,12-Year-Old Lou,Animal Control Van,"Well then I'll be a spokesman for my people, like Ralph Abernathy.",well then ill be a spokesman for my people like ralph abernathy,12 +144525,516,176,"Chief Wiggum: (STROKES CHIN) Ralph, I like that name.",757000,TRUE,71,4132,Chief Wiggum,Animal Control Van,"Ralph, I like that name.",ralph i like that name,5 +144480,516,131,Young Grampa: Awww.,530000,TRUE,31,4130,Young Grampa,Springfield - Homer's Boyhood,Awww.,awww,1 +144485,516,136,"Young Burns: Have a toy, don't thwart my ambition... Look, they even talk!",591000,TRUE,15,10,Young Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Have a toy, don't thwart my ambition... Look, they even talk!",have a toy dont thwart my ambition look they even talk,11 +144488,516,139,"Young Burns: Those toys are people bribes, you good-hearted little brat!",602000,TRUE,15,10,Young Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Those toys are people bribes, you good-hearted little brat!",those toys are people bribes you good-hearted little brat,9 +144489,516,140,Young Burns: (GASPS) He bit me!,606000,TRUE,15,10,Young Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,He bit me!,he bit me,3 +144494,516,145,Young Burns: (TRYING TO BE UPBEAT) Bring in the clown!,626000,TRUE,15,10,Young Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Bring in the clown!,bring in the clown,4 +144495,516,146,"Krusty the Clown: Hey-hey! (LAUGHS) So, Lady Godiva gets a haircut, right, and... (SURPRISED) Kids?! No problem. I'll just cut to my clean material. (CHECKS INDEX CARD, MUTTERS:) Farmer's daughter, no... (CHECKS ANOTHER CARD, MUTTERS:) A man from Nantucket, no... (CHECKS ANOTHER CARD, THEN:) Bring out the monkey!",628000,TRUE,139,10,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey-hey! So, Lady Godiva gets a haircut, right, and... Kids?! No problem. I'll just cut to my clean material. Farmer's daughter, no... A man from Nantucket, no... Bring out the monkey!",hey-hey so lady godiva gets a haircut right and kids no problem ill just cut to my clean material farmers daughter no a man from nantucket no bring out the monkey,31 +144496,516,147,Krusty the Clown: Next time I'm getting a smaller monkey.,649000,TRUE,139,10,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Next time I'm getting a smaller monkey.,next time im getting a smaller monkey,7 +144497,516,148,Krusty the Clown: All right!,655000,TRUE,139,10,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,All right!,all right,2 +144498,516,149,(Simpson Living Room: iNT. SIMPSON LIVING ROOM - THE PRESENT),661000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +144499,516,150,"Grampa Simpson: So Mr. Burns wanted to kill Homer's dog. Homer had no idea -- he was so innocent and chubby. (BITTER) 'Course now, he's just stupid and fat.",661000,TRUE,31,25,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"So Mr. Burns wanted to kill Homer's dog. Homer had no idea -- he was so innocent and chubby. 'Course now, he's just stupid and fat.",so mr burns wanted to kill homers dog homer had no idea -- he was so innocent and chubby course now hes just stupid and fat,26 +144500,516,151,Marge Simpson: Focus!,669000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Focus!,focus,1 +144501,516,152,"Grampa Simpson: Huh? Oh, right. Little Homer didn't know it...",669000,TRUE,31,25,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Huh? Oh, right. Little Homer didn't know it...",huh oh right little homer didnt know it,8 +144502,516,153,(STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY: ext. streets of springfield - day),671000,FALSE,NA,4131,NA,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,NA,NA,NA +144503,516,154,Grampa Simpson: ...but Burns had unleashed the local dog catcher to bring Bongo in.,671000,TRUE,31,4131,Grampa Simpson,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,...but Burns had unleashed the local dog catcher to bring Bongo in.,but burns had unleashed the local dog catcher to bring bongo in,12 +144506,516,157,Grampa Simpson: This was before the day of safety seats and coming to a complete stop to let your child get in.,688000,TRUE,31,4131,Grampa Simpson,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,This was before the day of safety seats and coming to a complete stop to let your child get in.,this was before the day of safety seats and coming to a complete stop to let your child get in,20 +144507,516,158,"Young Herman: (BITTER) When God closes a door, he opens a gun shop.",697000,TRUE,6230,4131,Young Herman,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,"When God closes a door, he opens a gun shop.",when god closes a door he opens a gun shop,10 +144508,516,159,Lisa Simpson: Wait. How could you know what Herman said? You were driving away.,702000,TRUE,9,4131,Lisa Simpson,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,Wait. How could you know what Herman said? You were driving away.,wait how could you know what herman said you were driving away,12 +144509,516,160,Grampa Simpson: He wrote a memoir.,707000,TRUE,31,4131,Grampa Simpson,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,He wrote a memoir.,he wrote a memoir,4 +144510,516,161,Grampa Simpson: Anyway...,714000,TRUE,31,4131,Grampa Simpson,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,Anyway...,anyway,1 +144511,516,162,(Springfield Street - Day: Ext. Springfield street - day),717000,FALSE,NA,4043,NA,Springfield Street - Day,NA,NA,NA +144512,516,163,(Grampa's Car: Int. Grampa's car - continuous),717000,FALSE,NA,698,NA,Grampa's Car,NA,NA,NA +144516,516,167,(Animal Control Van: Int. Back of animal control van - continuous),731000,FALSE,NA,4132,NA,Animal Control Van,NA,NA,NA +144517,516,168,(Animal Control Van: Int. animal control van - front seat),731000,FALSE,NA,4132,NA,Animal Control Van,NA,NA,NA +144518,516,169,"Chief Wiggum: Mmm. Smell them sausages, Lou!",731000,TRUE,71,4132,Chief Wiggum,Animal Control Van,"Mmm. Smell them sausages, Lou!",mmm smell them sausages lou,5 +144519,516,170,12-Year-Old Lou: Are you sure the Big Brother Program couldn't find me anybody else?,734000,TRUE,6231,4132,12-Year-Old Lou,Animal Control Van,Are you sure the Big Brother Program couldn't find me anybody else?,are you sure the big brother program couldnt find me anybody else,12 +144520,516,171,"Chief Wiggum: Yeah, well you were my last pick too. Okay?",738000,TRUE,71,4132,Chief Wiggum,Animal Control Van,"Yeah, well you were my last pick too. Okay?",yeah well you were my last pick too okay,9 +144521,516,172,Chief Wiggum: (SADLY) I'm a wash-out as a dog catcher. What do I do now?,745000,TRUE,71,4132,Chief Wiggum,Animal Control Van,I'm a wash-out as a dog catcher. What do I do now?,im a wash-out as a dog catcher what do i do now,12 +144522,516,173,"12-Year-Old Lou: Well, my dream is to be Police Chief.",749000,TRUE,6231,4132,12-Year-Old Lou,Animal Control Van,"Well, my dream is to be Police Chief.",well my dream is to be police chief,8 +144523,516,174,"Chief Wiggum: (QUICKLY) Oh no, you can't 'cause, um, that's my dream! I'm gonna be Chief of Police!",751000,TRUE,71,4132,Chief Wiggum,Animal Control Van,"Oh no, you can't 'cause, um, that's my dream! I'm gonna be Chief of Police!",oh no you cant cause um thats my dream im gonna be chief of police,15 +144505,516,156,Young Grampa: (OPENS DOOR) Get in -- quick!,686000,TRUE,31,4131,Young Grampa,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,Get in -- quick!,get in -- quick,4 +144513,516,164,"Young Grampa: (NOTICING SOMETHING) Son, I've got an idea.",717000,TRUE,31,698,Young Grampa,Grampa's Car,"Son, I've got an idea.",son ive got an idea,5 +144515,516,166,"Young Grampa: That's a stupid idea. Holding cups are what thighs are for. Now, hang on tight!",721000,TRUE,31,698,Young Grampa,Grampa's Car,"That's a stupid idea. Holding cups are what thighs are for. Now, hang on tight!",thats a stupid idea holding cups are what thighs are for now hang on tight,15 +144526,516,177,"Bart Simpson: Man, this story is filling in a lot of gaps.",762000,TRUE,8,4132,Bart Simpson,Animal Control Van,"Man, this story is filling in a lot of gaps.",man this story is filling in a lot of gaps,10 +144527,516,178,Lisa Simpson: But I wanna know about Dad and his broken heart.,765000,TRUE,9,4132,Lisa Simpson,Animal Control Van,But I wanna know about Dad and his broken heart.,but i wanna know about dad and his broken heart,10 +144528,516,179,"Grampa Simpson: Your father's lost a lot in his life, his hair, his mother, more games of Monopoly than any man ought... he'd go to jail and stay there 'cause he loves the easy life. But I think losing that dog was the toughest blow of all.",769000,TRUE,31,4132,Grampa Simpson,Animal Control Van,"Your father's lost a lot in his life, his hair, his mother, more games of Monopoly than any man ought... he'd go to jail and stay there 'cause he loves the easy life. But I think losing that dog was the toughest blow of all.",your fathers lost a lot in his life his hair his mother more games of monopoly than any man ought hed go to jail and stay there cause he loves the easy life but i think losing that dog was the toughest blow of all,45 +144529,516,180,(YOUNGER GRAMPA'S CAR: int. Younger Grampa's car - evening - thirty years ago),785000,FALSE,NA,4133,NA,YOUNGER GRAMPA'S CAR,NA,NA,NA +144534,516,185,(COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO): Ext. Country road - moRNING (30 years ago)),802000,FALSE,NA,4134,NA,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),NA,NA,NA +144535,516,186,"Grampa Simpson: I knew that Bongo would have a good home there, and Burns would never find him.",802000,TRUE,31,4134,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),"I knew that Bongo would have a good home there, and Burns would never find him.",i knew that bongo would have a good home there and burns would never find him,16 +144537,516,188,"Miss Viola: Well, let's get this dog in.",815000,TRUE,6232,4134,Miss Viola,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),"Well, let's get this dog in.",well lets get this dog in,6 +144540,516,191,Grampa Simpson: I had to tell my boy we were giving away his dog for good. I wasn't sure if a six-year-old could even understand the concept.,829000,TRUE,31,4134,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),I had to tell my boy we were giving away his dog for good. I wasn't sure if a six-year-old could even understand the concept.,i had to tell my boy we were giving away his dog for good i wasnt sure if a six-year-old could even understand the concept,25 +144542,516,193,"Grampa Simpson: Turns out, he caught on pretty quick.",845000,TRUE,31,4134,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),"Turns out, he caught on pretty quick.",turns out he caught on pretty quick,7 +144543,516,194,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),852000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144544,516,195,Grampa Simpson: (SAD) Your father was devastated.,852000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Your father was devastated.,your father was devastated,4 +144545,516,196,Grampa Simpson: (SHAKES HEAD) Women and their crying...,855000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Women and their crying...,women and their crying,4 +144546,516,197,Bart Simpson: (HUGE SOB) Finish the damn story. I've got a hockey game tonight. (SMALL SOB),857000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Finish the damn story. I've got a hockey game tonight.,finish the damn story ive got a hockey game tonight,10 +144547,516,198,(Grampa and Homer's House: Ext. Younger Grampa and homer's house - evening),863000,FALSE,NA,4135,NA,Grampa and Homer's House,NA,NA,NA +144548,516,199,Grampa Simpson: When I finally got back to the house...,863000,TRUE,31,4135,Grampa Simpson,Grampa and Homer's House,When I finally got back to the house...,when i finally got back to the house,8 +144604,516,255,Grampa Simpson: (SPUTTERS) That's not a flavor!,1110000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,That's not a flavor!,thats not a flavor,4 +144531,516,182,"Young Grampa: Remember our old neighbor Miss Viola? Well, she moved to the country, where there was no limit to how many pets one single lady could own.",787000,TRUE,31,4133,Young Grampa,YOUNGER GRAMPA'S CAR,"Remember our old neighbor Miss Viola? Well, she moved to the country, where there was no limit to how many pets one single lady could own.",remember our old neighbor miss viola well she moved to the country where there was no limit to how many pets one single lady could own,26 +144533,516,184,"Young Grampa: Now son, a lot of people are cuckoo till you need something from them.",797000,TRUE,31,4133,Young Grampa,YOUNGER GRAMPA'S CAR,"Now son, a lot of people are cuckoo till you need something from them.",now son a lot of people are cuckoo till you need something from them,14 +144549,516,200,Young Burns: Simpson! Release your hound!,866000,TRUE,15,4135,Young Burns,Grampa and Homer's House,Simpson! Release your hound!,simpson release your hound,4 +144551,516,202,"Young Burns: I'm a powerful man, Simpson! I can walk into McDonalds, order soup and they'll make it!",872000,TRUE,15,4135,Young Burns,Grampa and Homer's House,"I'm a powerful man, Simpson! I can walk into McDonalds, order soup and they'll make it!",im a powerful man simpson i can walk into mcdonalds order soup and theyll make it,16 +144561,516,212,(Burns Manor Dog Kennel: ext. Burns mansion - inside dog kennels - day),922000,FALSE,NA,4136,NA,Burns Manor Dog Kennel,NA,NA,NA +144562,516,213,Grampa Simpson: I had to take care of his hounds for a year.,922000,TRUE,31,4136,Grampa Simpson,Burns Manor Dog Kennel,I had to take care of his hounds for a year.,i had to take care of his hounds for a year,11 +144563,516,214,"Grampa Simpson: I tried to wear a bite-proof suit, but those Satanic Snoopys always found their way in.",926000,TRUE,31,4136,Grampa Simpson,Burns Manor Dog Kennel,"I tried to wear a bite-proof suit, but those Satanic Snoopys always found their way in.",i tried to wear a bite-proof suit but those satanic snoopys always found their way in,16 +144564,516,215,(Burns Manor: Ext. Burns's mansion - day),938000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +144567,516,218,(Grampa and Homer's House: INT. Grampa AND HOMER'S house - kitchen),952000,FALSE,NA,4135,NA,Grampa and Homer's House,NA,NA,NA +144568,516,219,Grampa Simpson: But the hardest part was that my son was so angry with me.,952000,TRUE,31,4135,Grampa Simpson,Grampa and Homer's House,But the hardest part was that my son was so angry with me.,but the hardest part was that my son was so angry with me,13 +144573,516,224,"Grampa Simpson: Our relationship never recovered, and no amount of ignoring the problem could ever fix it.",964000,TRUE,31,4135,Grampa Simpson,Grampa and Homer's House,"Our relationship never recovered, and no amount of ignoring the problem could ever fix it.",our relationship never recovered and no amount of ignoring the problem could ever fix it,15 +144574,516,225,(Simpson Home: Int. SimPSON HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - evening),971000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144575,516,226,"Lisa Simpson: (SNIFFLES) Grampa, why is the saddest story you ever told the only one that's ever made sense?",971000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Grampa, why is the saddest story you ever told the only one that's ever made sense?",grampa why is the saddest story you ever told the only one thats ever made sense,16 +144576,516,227,Homer Simpson: (ANGRY SCOFF) It doesn't make sense to me!,977000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It doesn't make sense to me!,it doesnt make sense to me,6 +144577,516,228,Homer Simpson: I happen to remember it just a little differently.,979000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I happen to remember it just a little differently.,i happen to remember it just a little differently,9 +144578,516,229,"Marge Simpson: Well, tell us your version.",983000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, tell us your version.",well tell us your version,5 +144579,516,230,"Homer Simpson: (GRIMLY) Now granted, I was just a kid, but I say...",985000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now granted, I was just a kid, but I say...",now granted i was just a kid but i say,10 +144605,516,256,Homer Simpson: Everything's a flavor in the kitchens of today!,1112000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,Everything's a flavor in the kitchens of today!,everythings a flavor in the kitchens of today,8 +144552,516,203,Young Grampa: Go on! Get! I got a bug zapper and I ain't afraid to use it!,878000,TRUE,31,4135,Young Grampa,Grampa and Homer's House,Go on! Get! I got a bug zapper and I ain't afraid to use it!,go on get i got a bug zapper and i aint afraid to use it,15 +144556,516,207,"Young Grampa: (QUICKLY) Back to sleep, son!",899000,TRUE,31,4135,Young Grampa,Grampa and Homer's House,"Back to sleep, son!",back to sleep son,4 +144559,516,210,Young Grampa: No! Breaking a man's spirit. (INDICATES SELF) Mine.,912000,TRUE,31,4135,Young Grampa,Grampa and Homer's House,No! Breaking a man's spirit. Mine.,no breaking a mans spirit mine,6 +144553,516,204,Young Burns: Is that sugar water I smell?,882000,TRUE,15,4135,Young Burns,Grampa and Homer's House,Is that sugar water I smell?,is that sugar water i smell,6 +144554,516,205,"Young Burns: Well, I'm afraid I already told my dogs they could tear yours apart. Don't make me look into those pitiless black eyes and say, ""Daddy didn't bring you a friend-friend to rip-rip!""",886000,TRUE,15,4135,Young Burns,Grampa and Homer's House,"Well, I'm afraid I already told my dogs they could tear yours apart. Don't make me look into those pitiless black eyes and say, ""Daddy didn't bring you a friend-friend to rip-rip!""",well im afraid i already told my dogs they could tear yours apart dont make me look into those pitiless black eyes and say daddy didnt bring you a friend-friend to rip-rip,32 +144558,516,209,Young Burns: Dropping a horse on a church?,911000,TRUE,15,4135,Young Burns,Grampa and Homer's House,Dropping a horse on a church?,dropping a horse on a church,6 +144560,516,211,Young Burns: (CONSIDERING NOISE) Well I guess I could always drop a horse on a church afterward... fine.,917000,TRUE,15,4135,Young Burns,Grampa and Homer's House,Well I guess I could always drop a horse on a church afterward... fine.,well i guess i could always drop a horse on a church afterward fine,14 +144580,516,231,"Homer Simpson: (SPILLING OUT, KID-LIKE) Grampa always hated Bongo and loved money so he sold Bongo to a wicked farm witch just so he could hang out with a bunch of rich dogs and kidnapped Santa so I'd never get the toy I actually wanted--",988000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Grampa always hated Bongo and loved money so he sold Bongo to a wicked farm witch just so he could hang out with a bunch of rich dogs and kidnapped Santa so I'd never get the toy I actually wanted--,grampa always hated bongo and loved money so he sold bongo to a wicked farm witch just so he could hang out with a bunch of rich dogs and kidnapped santa so id never get the toy i actually wanted--,40 +144581,516,232,"Homer Simpson: (CHILDLIKE STAMMER) And then... and then wha... and then what happened... what... (RUNS OUT OF STEAM) gee, my story doesn't make much sense except the Santa part.",1002000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And then... and then wha... and then what happened... what... gee, my story doesn't make much sense except the Santa part.",and then and then wha and then what happened what gee my story doesnt make much sense except the santa part,21 +144582,516,233,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, but at least it was short.",1013000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, but at least it was short.",yeah but at least it was short,7 +144583,516,234,"Homer Simpson: Wait. Wait. There's one part of the story even Grampa didn't know about: a few months later, I went to rescue Bongo...",1015000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait. Wait. There's one part of the story even Grampa didn't know about: a few months later, I went to rescue Bongo...",wait wait theres one part of the story even grampa didnt know about a few months later i went to rescue bongo,22 +144584,516,235,(COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM: Ext. country road - near miss Viola's farm - Day),1031000,FALSE,NA,4137,NA,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,NA,NA,NA +144585,516,236,"Miss Viola: (TO BONGO) Hendrix! C'mere, boy!",1031000,TRUE,6232,4137,Miss Viola,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"Hendrix! C'mere, boy!",hendrix cmere boy,3 +144586,516,237,"Homer Simpson: But, there was one thing I wasn't prepared for...",1036000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"But, there was one thing I wasn't prepared for...",but there was one thing i wasnt prepared for,9 +144587,516,238,Homer Simpson: (DEVASTATED) Bongo was happy. Without me. He had become her dog.,1039000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,Bongo was happy. Without me. He had become her dog.,bongo was happy without me he had become her dog,10 +144588,516,239,Marge Simpson: Oh Homie. I'm so sorry.,1046000,TRUE,1,4137,Marge Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,Oh Homie. I'm so sorry.,oh homie im so sorry,5 +144589,516,240,"Homer Simpson: (STOIC) Well, that's just the way dogs are. The most disloyal unfaithful creatures God ever made.",1050000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"Well, that's just the way dogs are. The most disloyal unfaithful creatures God ever made.",well thats just the way dogs are the most disloyal unfaithful creatures god ever made,15 +144590,516,241,"Grampa Simpson: Homer, maybe you should take a look at this.",1055000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"Homer, maybe you should take a look at this.",homer maybe you should take a look at this,9 +144591,516,242,Grampa Simpson: A Christmas card I got from Miss Viola years later.,1058000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,A Christmas card I got from Miss Viola years later.,a christmas card i got from miss viola years later,10 +144592,516,243,Homer Simpson: He still has my sweatshirt.,1065000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,He still has my sweatshirt.,he still has my sweatshirt,5 +144593,516,244,"Grampa Simpson: Bongo didn't forget you. Unlike those gerbils of yours we gave away years ago. Oh, they were fickle as hell.",1067000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"Bongo didn't forget you. Unlike those gerbils of yours we gave away years ago. Oh, they were fickle as hell.",bongo didnt forget you unlike those gerbils of yours we gave away years ago oh they were fickle as hell,20 +144594,516,245,Grampa Simpson: (NODS) Bongo didn't forget you. Unlike those gerbils of yours we gave away. They were fickle as Hell.,1071000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,Bongo didn't forget you. Unlike those gerbils of yours we gave away. They were fickle as Hell.,bongo didnt forget you unlike those gerbils of yours we gave away they were fickle as hell,17 +144595,516,246,"Homer Simpson: Oh my God, Dad... I owe you an apology. You saved Bongo. I never understood that till now.",1073000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"Oh my God, Dad... I owe you an apology. You saved Bongo. I never understood that till now.",oh my god dad i owe you an apology you saved bongo i never understood that till now,18 +144596,516,247,Grampa Simpson: (SOBS) All these years I thought you loved that dog more than me.,1084000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,All these years I thought you loved that dog more than me.,all these years i thought you loved that dog more than me,12 +144597,516,248,"Homer Simpson: (EMOTIONAL) Why would you think that, just because I put you in a home where they feed you dog food?",1088000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"Why would you think that, just because I put you in a home where they feed you dog food?",why would you think that just because i put you in a home where they feed you dog food,19 +144598,516,249,"Grampa Simpson: Aw, give me a hug, son.",1097000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"Aw, give me a hug, son.",aw give me a hug son,6 +144599,516,250,"Homer Simpson: Okay, but I'm a little out of practice.",1100000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"Okay, but I'm a little out of practice.",okay but im a little out of practice,8 +144600,516,251,Grampa Simpson: Hold your arms like you're carrying a wedding cake!,1102000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,Hold your arms like you're carrying a wedding cake!,hold your arms like youre carrying a wedding cake,9 +144601,516,252,Homer Simpson: What flavor?,1106000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,What flavor?,what flavor,2 +144602,516,253,Grampa Simpson: It doesn't matter!,1107000,TRUE,31,4137,Grampa Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,It doesn't matter!,it doesnt matter,3 +144603,516,254,"Homer Simpson: If it doesn't matter, then I call Snickers.",1108000,TRUE,2,4137,Homer Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,"If it doesn't matter, then I call Snickers.",if it doesnt matter then i call snickers,8 +144636,517,6,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),73000,FALSE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +144606,516,257,Marge Simpson: Just hug already!,1115000,TRUE,1,4137,Marge Simpson,COUNTRY ROAD - NEAR MISS VIOLA'S FARM,Just hug already!,just hug already,3 +144607,516,258,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - master bedroom - night),1120000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144608,516,259,Marge Simpson: Homie? (CONFUSED NOISE),1120000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie?,homie,1 +144609,516,260,"Bart Simpson: C'mon, boy. Time to go to bed.",1125000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, boy. Time to go to bed.",cmon boy time to go to bed,7 +144610,516,261,Homer Simpson: (HALF ASLEEP) My dog.,1127000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,My dog.,my dog,2 +144611,516,262,"Bart Simpson: All right, Homer. It's your moment. (UPBEAT) But he's mine tomorrow.",1129000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, Homer. It's your moment. But he's mine tomorrow.",all right homer its your moment but hes mine tomorrow,10 +144612,516,263,(SPRINGFIELD - THE PAST: Ext. Springfield - the past),1135000,FALSE,NA,4138,NA,SPRINGFIELD - THE PAST,NA,NA,NA +144613,516,264,(Springfield Republican Party Headquarters: EXT. Springfield republican party castle - night),1135000,FALSE,NA,2314,NA,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,NA,NA,NA +144614,516,265,(Castle: Int. castle - continuous),1135000,FALSE,NA,906,NA,Castle,NA,NA,NA +144615,516,266,"Waylon Smithers: More tea, sir?",1135000,TRUE,14,906,Waylon Smithers,Castle,"More tea, sir?",more tea sir,3 +144616,516,267,C. Montgomery Burns: No. Any word from Karl Rove?,1160000,TRUE,15,906,C. Montgomery Burns,Castle,No. Any word from Karl Rove?,no any word from karl rove,6 +144617,516,268,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, despite what he's been telling you, it's over. Romney lost.",1162000,TRUE,14,906,Waylon Smithers,Castle,"Sir, despite what he's been telling you, it's over. Romney lost.",sir despite what hes been telling you its over romney lost,11 +144618,516,269,"C. Montgomery Burns: Dammit! (SIGHS) I guess it's time I explain, (GESTURES TO CAMERA) to these good people, the upcoming...",1164000,TRUE,15,906,C. Montgomery Burns,Castle,"Dammit! I guess it's time I explain, to these good people, the upcoming...",dammit i guess its time i explain to these good people the upcoming,13 +144619,516,270,C. Montgomery Burns: Fiscal cliff.,1165000,TRUE,15,906,C. Montgomery Burns,Castle,Fiscal cliff.,fiscal cliff,2 +144620,516,271,"C. Montgomery Burns: Think of the economy as a car and the rich man as the driver. If you don't give the driver all the money, he'll drive you over a cliff. It's just common sense. Furthermore, rich people feel things more deeply than the common man.",1174000,TRUE,15,906,C. Montgomery Burns,Castle,"Think of the economy as a car and the rich man as the driver. If you don't give the driver all the money, he'll drive you over a cliff. It's just common sense. Furthermore, rich people feel things more deeply than the common man.",think of the economy as a car and the rich man as the driver if you dont give the driver all the money hell drive you over a cliff its just common sense furthermore rich people feel things more deeply than the common man,44 +144621,516,272,(Springfield Republican Party Headquarters: Int. republican headquarters - continuous),1191000,FALSE,NA,2314,NA,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,NA,NA,NA +144622,516,273,"C. Montgomery Burns: And we've got to change our approach to immigration. I have a progressive proposal to let into this country, two hundred grimy Irishmen a year. I've got lots of potatoes that need peeling and stables to be mucked out.",1191000,TRUE,15,2314,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"And we've got to change our approach to immigration. I have a progressive proposal to let into this country, two hundred grimy Irishmen a year. I've got lots of potatoes that need peeling and stables to be mucked out.",and weve got to change our approach to immigration i have a progressive proposal to let into this country two hundred grimy irishmen a year ive got lots of potatoes that need peeling and stables to be mucked out,39 +144623,516,274,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, the Insta-polls are in. You're just digging yourself deeper.",1203000,TRUE,14,2314,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"Sir, the Insta-polls are in. You're just digging yourself deeper.",sir the insta-polls are in youre just digging yourself deeper,10 +144624,516,275,C. Montgomery Burns: Well then let me just say this: (ENTHUSIASTIC) Marco Rubio es un pañuelo rosa!,1206000,TRUE,15,2314,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,Well then let me just say this: Marco Rubio es un pañuelo rosa!,well then let me just say this marco rubio es un pañuelo rosa,13 +144625,516,276,Waylon Smithers: I'm afraid you just made things even worse.,1208000,TRUE,14,2314,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,I'm afraid you just made things even worse.,im afraid you just made things even worse,8 +144626,516,277,C. Montgomery Burns: How? Why?,1212000,TRUE,15,2314,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,How? Why?,how why,2 +144627,516,278,"Waylon Smithers: You just said ""Marco Rubio is a pink handkerchief.""",1214000,TRUE,14,2314,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"You just said ""Marco Rubio is a pink handkerchief.""",you just said marco rubio is a pink handkerchief,9 +144628,516,279,C. Montgomery Burns: (FURIOUS) This public service announcement is over!,1216000,TRUE,15,2314,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,This public service announcement is over!,this public service announcement is over,6 +144629,516,280,C. Montgomery Burns: Execute the cameraman!,1219000,TRUE,15,2314,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,Execute the cameraman!,execute the cameraman,3 +144630,517,0,(MALL PARKING LOT: Ext. MALL parking lot - day - LATE FALL - establishing),68000,FALSE,NA,4139,NA,MALL PARKING LOT,NA,NA,NA +144631,517,1,(Homer's Car: Int. homer's car - continuous),68000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +144632,517,2,"Bart Simpson: (MOANS) ""Learn Zone?"" Mom, you said we were going someplace fun.",68000,TRUE,8,29,Bart Simpson,Homer's Car,"""Learn Zone?"" Mom, you said we were going someplace fun.",learn zone mom you said we were going someplace fun,10 +144633,517,3,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, Mom, you promised!",71000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Yeah, Mom, you promised!",yeah mom you promised,4 +144634,517,4,"Marge Simpson: Homer, I told you, don't call me ""Mom.""",73000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,"Homer, I told you, don't call me ""Mom.""",homer i told you dont call me mom,8 +144635,517,5,"Homer Simpson: Sorry, Mrs. Simpson.",73000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Sorry, Mrs. Simpson.",sorry mrs simpson,3 +144638,517,8,"Marge Simpson: (REALIZING) This isn't the learn zone. Darn it, it's a fun place!",87000,TRUE,1,4140,Marge Simpson,Smart Tykes,"This isn't the learn zone. Darn it, it's a fun place!",this isnt the learn zone darn it its a fun place,11 +144639,517,9,Lisa Simpson: (CHEER),87000,FALSE,9,4140,Lisa Simpson,Smart Tykes,NA,NA,NA +144640,517,10,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets.",94000,TRUE,923,4140,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Smart Tykes,"For maximum safety, all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets.",for maximum safety all children must wear anti-kidnapping bracelets,9 +144641,517,11,Homer Simpson: Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?,100000,TRUE,2,4140,Homer Simpson,Smart Tykes,Is this a kid you'd pay ransom for?,is this a kid youd pay ransom for,8 +144642,517,12,"Bart Simpson: Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?",103000,TRUE,8,4140,Bart Simpson,Smart Tykes,"Dad, what would you do if you got my ear in the mail?",dad what would you do if you got my ear in the mail,13 +144643,517,13,Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) Feed it to the dog.,105000,TRUE,2,4140,Homer Simpson,Smart Tykes,Feed it to the dog.,feed it to the dog,5 +144644,517,14,Bart Simpson: You'd have to wrap cheese around it.,107000,TRUE,8,4140,Bart Simpson,Smart Tykes,You'd have to wrap cheese around it.,youd have to wrap cheese around it,7 +144645,517,15,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!,108000,TRUE,2,4140,Homer Simpson,Smart Tykes,Don't you tell me how to feed you to the dog!,dont you tell me how to feed you to the dog,11 +144646,517,16,Marge Simpson: Where do they go?,121000,TRUE,1,4140,Marge Simpson,Smart Tykes,Where do they go?,where do they go,4 +144647,517,17,(BASEMENT: int. basement - below the funnel - continuous),125000,FALSE,NA,1120,NA,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +144648,517,18,Female Announcer: Welcome to the Mormon Church! America's most respectable cult!,125000,TRUE,205,1120,Female Announcer,BASEMENT,Welcome to the Mormon Church! America's most respectable cult!,welcome to the mormon church americas most respectable cult,9 +144649,517,19,"Marge Simpson: Keep an eye on the kids, Homer.",133000,TRUE,1,1120,Marge Simpson,BASEMENT,"Keep an eye on the kids, Homer.",keep an eye on the kids homer,7 +144650,517,20,Homer Simpson: Can't I keep an eye on that kid? He's fabulous.,134000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Can't I keep an eye on that kid? He's fabulous.,cant i keep an eye on that kid hes fabulous,10 +144651,517,21,Marge Simpson: Bart and Lisa.,139000,TRUE,1,1120,Marge Simpson,BASEMENT,Bart and Lisa.,bart and lisa,3 +144652,517,22,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) It's always my kids.,140000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,It's always my kids.,its always my kids,4 +144653,517,23,Homer Simpson: Where'd they go?,143000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Where'd they go?,whered they go,3 +144654,517,24,Homer Simpson: Almost... holy moley...,149000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Almost... holy moley...,almost holy moley,3 +144655,517,25,"Homer Simpson: What the--? (MOANS) Ooh, it's hopeless.",154000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,"What the--? Ooh, it's hopeless.",what the-- ooh its hopeless,5 +144656,517,26,Lisa Simpson: (WALKING UP WITH BART) What's hopeless?,159000,TRUE,9,1120,Lisa Simpson,BASEMENT,What's hopeless?,whats hopeless,2 +144657,517,27,Homer Simpson: Who the hell are you?,160000,TRUE,2,1120,Homer Simpson,BASEMENT,Who the hell are you?,who the hell are you,5 +144658,517,28,(Smart Tykes: ext. smart tykes - day - establishing),165000,FALSE,NA,4140,NA,Smart Tykes,NA,NA,NA +144659,517,29,Bart Simpson: Dad! / Come up! / Pretty please! / Come up!,165000,TRUE,8,4140,Bart Simpson,Smart Tykes,Dad! / Come up! / Pretty please! / Come up!,dad come up pretty please come up,7 +144660,517,30,Homer Simpson: Absolutely not! My adult frame is simply too large. No! Never! Fine! Here I come!,166000,TRUE,2,4140,Homer Simpson,Smart Tykes,Absolutely not! My adult frame is simply too large. No! Never! Fine! Here I come!,absolutely not my adult frame is simply too large no never fine here i come,15 +144661,517,31,(Tunnel: INT. TUNNEL - CONTINUOUS),173000,FALSE,NA,1556,NA,Tunnel,NA,NA,NA +144662,517,32,Homer Simpson: (PAINED) Crawling... so painful...,173000,TRUE,2,1556,Homer Simpson,Tunnel,Crawling... so painful...,crawling so painful,3 +144663,517,33,(KIDS' STRUCTURE TYPE CHAMBER: INT. KIDS' STRUCTURE TYPE CHAMBER - CONTINUOUS),180000,FALSE,NA,4141,NA,KIDS' STRUCTURE TYPE CHAMBER,NA,NA,NA +144664,517,34,Homer Simpson: ...duck walk... infinitely worse...,180000,TRUE,2,4141,Homer Simpson,KIDS' STRUCTURE TYPE CHAMBER,...duck walk... infinitely worse...,duck walk infinitely worse,4 +144665,517,35,Other Dad: (GASPING) Only wanted... to be fun...,186000,TRUE,6233,4141,Other Dad,KIDS' STRUCTURE TYPE CHAMBER,Only wanted... to be fun...,only wanted to be fun,5 +144666,517,36,"Homer Simpson: (GENTLY) Sh, sh. Shhhhh. Soon you'll know peace.",188000,TRUE,2,4141,Homer Simpson,KIDS' STRUCTURE TYPE CHAMBER,"Sh, sh. Shhhhh. Soon you'll know peace.",sh sh shhhhh soon youll know peace,7 +144667,517,37,(CLIMBING STRUCTURE: int. climbing structure - a little later),199000,FALSE,NA,4142,NA,CLIMBING STRUCTURE,NA,NA,NA +144668,517,38,"Homer Simpson: I made it, kids! I am king of Learning-ton Castle!",199000,TRUE,2,4142,Homer Simpson,CLIMBING STRUCTURE,"I made it, kids! I am king of Learning-ton Castle!",i made it kids i am king of learning-ton castle,10 +144669,517,39,"Bart Simpson: We tricked you! / Eat Nerf, Homeboy!",204000,TRUE,8,4142,Bart Simpson,CLIMBING STRUCTURE,"We tricked you! / Eat Nerf, Homeboy!",we tricked you eat nerf homeboy,6 +144670,517,40,Homer Simpson: (SLO-MO) Real matuuure!,207000,TRUE,2,4142,Homer Simpson,CLIMBING STRUCTURE,Real matuuure!,real matuuure,2 +144671,517,41,Ralph Wiggum: Yay!,213000,TRUE,119,4142,Ralph Wiggum,CLIMBING STRUCTURE,Yay!,yay,1 +144672,517,42,Chief Wiggum: Ralphie! (BEAT) Shoes.,213000,TRUE,71,4142,Chief Wiggum,CLIMBING STRUCTURE,Ralphie! Shoes.,ralphie shoes,2 +144673,517,43,(SNACK BAR: Int. snack bar - day),221000,FALSE,NA,4143,NA,SNACK BAR,NA,NA,NA +144674,517,44,Homer Simpson: What cool kid thing's in here?,221000,TRUE,2,4143,Homer Simpson,SNACK BAR,What cool kid thing's in here?,what cool kid things in here,6 +144675,517,45,Rainier Wolfcastle: No kids. That's what's cool.,223000,TRUE,1114,4143,Rainier Wolfcastle,SNACK BAR,No kids. That's what's cool.,no kids thats whats cool,5 +144676,517,46,Kirk Van Houten: (DEFENSIVE) I have a phone! It's very tiny!,229000,TRUE,817,4143,Kirk Van Houten,SNACK BAR,I have a phone! It's very tiny!,i have a phone its very tiny,7 +144677,517,47,"Cletus Spuckler: Ain't no shame in bein' poor, boy. What's pitiful is if you is ignorant.",232000,TRUE,1413,4143,Cletus Spuckler,SNACK BAR,"Ain't no shame in bein' poor, boy. What's pitiful is if you is ignorant.",aint no shame in bein poor boy whats pitiful is if you is ignorant,14 +144678,517,48,Cletus Spuckler: Is these mice pillows here for the takin'?,237000,TRUE,1413,4143,Cletus Spuckler,SNACK BAR,Is these mice pillows here for the takin'?,is these mice pillows here for the takin,8 +144679,517,49,(Smart Tykes: Int. smart tykes - lobby - day),240000,FALSE,NA,4140,NA,Smart Tykes,NA,NA,NA +144680,517,50,Shauna Chalmers: (ON PHONE) I hate working here. At least at Krustyburger you could burn yourself and go home.,240000,TRUE,5625,4140,Shauna Chalmers,Smart Tykes,I hate working here. At least at Krustyburger you could burn yourself and go home.,i hate working here at least at krustyburger you could burn yourself and go home,15 +144681,517,51,Computer Voice: Unauthorized child departure. Lockdown mode initiated.,247000,TRUE,2503,4140,Computer Voice,Smart Tykes,Unauthorized child departure. Lockdown mode initiated.,unauthorized child departure lockdown mode initiated,6 +144682,517,52,"Shauna Chalmers: (INTO PHONE) Another stupid kid got out. (LISTENS TO PHONE, THEN) I can't tell the manager -- I am the manager. Duh!",257000,TRUE,5625,4140,Shauna Chalmers,Smart Tykes,Another stupid kid got out. I can't tell the manager -- I am the manager. Duh!,another stupid kid got out i cant tell the manager -- i am the manager duh,16 +144683,517,53,(LASER TAG ARENA: int. laser tag arena - continuous),263000,FALSE,NA,4144,NA,LASER TAG ARENA,NA,NA,NA +144684,517,54,Mom: We're locked in!,263000,TRUE,830,4144,Mom,LASER TAG ARENA,We're locked in!,were locked in,3 +144685,517,55,"Mom With Laser: These ""lasers"" are nothing more than colored lights!",267000,TRUE,6234,4144,Mom With Laser,LASER TAG ARENA,"These ""lasers"" are nothing more than colored lights!",these lasers are nothing more than colored lights,8 +144686,517,56,(Smart Tykes: INT. SMART TYKES - MAIN AREA - A LITTLE LATER),270000,FALSE,NA,4140,NA,Smart Tykes,NA,NA,NA +144687,517,57,"Marge Simpson: Calm down, everyone. Calm down. I'm sure they'll have us out of here soon.",270000,TRUE,1,4140,Marge Simpson,Smart Tykes,"Calm down, everyone. Calm down. I'm sure they'll have us out of here soon.",calm down everyone calm down im sure theyll have us out of here soon,14 +144688,517,58,"Marge Simpson: Until then, why don't we bond by sharing our child birth experiences.",274000,TRUE,1,4140,Marge Simpson,Smart Tykes,"Until then, why don't we bond by sharing our child birth experiences.",until then why dont we bond by sharing our child birth experiences,12 +144689,517,59,Moms: (VERY EXCITED NOISES) The nurses were so great. / My husband held my hand the whole time. / (ETC.),278000,TRUE,6235,4140,Moms,Smart Tykes,The nurses were so great. / My husband held my hand the whole time. /,the nurses were so great my husband held my hand the whole time,13 +144690,517,60,Marge Simpson: (SELF-SATISFIED) See? All you need to get through a crisis is a little friendly conversation. Betcha the dads are doing the same thing!,283000,TRUE,1,4140,Marge Simpson,Smart Tykes,See? All you need to get through a crisis is a little friendly conversation. Betcha the dads are doing the same thing!,see all you need to get through a crisis is a little friendly conversation betcha the dads are doing the same thing,22 +144691,517,61,(SNACK BAR: int. snack bar - continuous),295000,FALSE,NA,4143,NA,SNACK BAR,NA,NA,NA +144692,517,62,Red Dad: The sneeze guard is broken! There is no law!,295000,TRUE,6236,4143,Red Dad,SNACK BAR,The sneeze guard is broken! There is no law!,the sneeze guard is broken there is no law,9 +144693,517,63,"Coach Krupt: Oh, I just came here to pick up my daughter. But now I'm gonna kill you all! (MANIACAL LAUGH)",298000,TRUE,4577,4143,Coach Krupt,SNACK BAR,"Oh, I just came here to pick up my daughter. But now I'm gonna kill you all!",oh i just came here to pick up my daughter but now im gonna kill you all,17 +144694,517,64,"Coach Krupt: (SWEET) Don't forget your jacket, sweetie. (MANIACAL LAUGH)",305000,TRUE,4577,4143,Coach Krupt,SNACK BAR,"Don't forget your jacket, sweetie.",dont forget your jacket sweetie,5 +144695,517,65,"Furious Dad: Get out of there, you!",311000,TRUE,6237,4143,Furious Dad,SNACK BAR,"Get out of there, you!",get out of there you,5 +144696,517,66,Homer Simpson: Never!,312000,TRUE,2,4143,Homer Simpson,SNACK BAR,Never!,never,1 +144697,517,67,"Homer Simpson: (SCREAM, THEN:) Butter.",315000,TRUE,2,4143,Homer Simpson,SNACK BAR,Butter.,butter,1 +144698,517,68,(LEARNING ZONE: int. learning zone - snack bar - day),326000,FALSE,NA,4145,NA,LEARNING ZONE,NA,NA,NA +144699,517,69,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (EERIE OFF-KEY HUM),326000,FALSE,208,4145,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,LEARNING ZONE,NA,NA,NA +144700,517,70,Psycho Dad: (LOW MENACE) Round and round. Round and round.,326000,TRUE,6238,4145,Psycho Dad,LEARNING ZONE,Round and round. Round and round.,round and round round and round,6 +144701,517,71,Rainier Wolfcastle: Freedom!,331000,TRUE,1114,4145,Rainier Wolfcastle,LEARNING ZONE,Freedom!,freedom,1 +144702,517,72,Dads: Let's get out of here! / Come on!,335000,TRUE,1719,4145,Dads,LEARNING ZONE,Let's get out of here! / Come on!,lets get out of here come on,7 +144703,517,73,Dads: (FRENZIED GORILLA GRUNTS),335000,FALSE,1719,4145,Dads,LEARNING ZONE,NA,NA,NA +144704,517,74,"Homer Simpson: Apes... deep down we're all savage apes. Leave your body, Homer.",341000,TRUE,2,4145,Homer Simpson,LEARNING ZONE,"Apes... deep down we're all savage apes. Leave your body, Homer.",apes deep down were all savage apes leave your body homer,11 +144705,517,75,Homer Simpson: What the hell was that?,347000,TRUE,2,4145,Homer Simpson,LEARNING ZONE,What the hell was that?,what the hell was that,5 +144706,517,76,(Evergreen Terrace: Ext. evergreen terrace - morning),351000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +144707,517,77,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - foyer - morning),351000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144708,517,78,Marge Simpson: You've been through a traumatic experience. Are you sure you wanna go to work today?,351000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You've been through a traumatic experience. Are you sure you wanna go to work today?,youve been through a traumatic experience are you sure you wanna go to work today,15 +144889,517,259,(Springfield Town Square: Ext. springfield town square - early morning),1110000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +144709,517,79,"Homer Simpson: Well, I've taken eight months off. It's time to get back on the horse.",356000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I've taken eight months off. It's time to get back on the horse.",well ive taken eight months off its time to get back on the horse,14 +144710,517,80,"Ned Flanders: Hey, neighbor, your welcome mat's lookin' a little dusty.",366000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Hey, neighbor, your welcome mat's lookin' a little dusty.",hey neighbor your welcome mats lookin a little dusty,9 +144711,517,81,Ned Flanders: Mind if I come over and sweeten your greetin'. (SCARY) Sweeten your greetin'! SWEETEN YOUR GREETIN'!,374000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Mind if I come over and sweeten your greetin'. Sweeten your greetin'! SWEETEN YOUR GREETIN'!,mind if i come over and sweeten your greetin sweeten your greetin sweeten your greetin,15 +144712,517,82,Ape Heads: Three Neds are better than one!,379000,TRUE,6239,5,Ape Heads,Simpson Home,Three Neds are better than one!,three neds are better than one,6 +144713,517,83,Homer Simpson: (VIOLENT BANGING NOISES),379000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144714,517,84,"Ned Flanders: I hate to be a nag, but this is my real head.",389000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"I hate to be a nag, but this is my real head.",i hate to be a nag but this is my real head,12 +144715,517,85,Homer Simpson: (ONE LAST VIOLENT BANG),389000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144716,517,86,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's bar - later),396000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +144717,517,87,"Homer Simpson: (SADLY) I guess despite all our so-called civilization, anarchy lurks around every corner, like a racially-diverse street gang on a network cop show.",396000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"I guess despite all our so-called civilization, anarchy lurks around every corner, like a racially-diverse street gang on a network cop show.",i guess despite all our so-called civilization anarchy lurks around every corner like a racially-diverse street gang on a network cop show,22 +144718,517,88,(Moe's Tavern: Int. moe's tavern - continuous - A LITTLE LATER),406000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +144719,517,89,"Lloyd: My friend, you just experienced W.R.O.L. first hand.",406000,TRUE,6240,15,Lloyd,Moe's Tavern,"My friend, you just experienced W.R.O.L. first hand.",my friend you just experienced wrol first hand,8 +144720,517,90,"Moe Szyslak: (MAD) Hey, hey! Read the sign, pal.",411000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, hey! Read the sign, pal.",hey hey read the sign pal,6 +144721,517,91,"Moe Szyslak: ""No acronyms!"" (TO BARFLIES) And that goes for the rest of you, too!",411000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"""No acronyms!"" And that goes for the rest of you, too!",no acronyms and that goes for the rest of you too,11 +144722,517,92,"Larry: Okay, okay.",416000,TRUE,353,15,Larry,Moe's Tavern,"Okay, okay.",okay okay,2 +144723,517,93,"Moe Szyslak: (PULLS OUT SHOTGUN) In this bar we say ""Old Kinderhook!""",417000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"In this bar we say ""Old Kinderhook!""",in this bar we say old kinderhook,7 +144724,517,94,Lenny Leonard: (TO LLOYD) What's W.R.O.L.?,417000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,What's W.R.O.L.?,whats wrol,2 +144725,517,95,"Lloyd: It means ""without the rule of law."" Anarchy. The end of civilization. Coming soon to an America near you.",422000,TRUE,6240,15,Lloyd,Moe's Tavern,"It means ""without the rule of law."" Anarchy. The end of civilization. Coming soon to an America near you.",it means without the rule of law anarchy the end of civilization coming soon to an america near you,19 +144726,517,96,Homer Simpson: America can't collapse! We're as powerful as ancient Rome!,430000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,America can't collapse! We're as powerful as ancient Rome!,america cant collapse were as powerful as ancient rome,9 +144727,517,97,Lloyd: Take a look at this.,434000,TRUE,6240,15,Lloyd,Moe's Tavern,Take a look at this.,take a look at this,5 +144728,517,98,Narrator: The modern world. An inexorable march of progress.,436000,TRUE,56,15,Narrator,Moe's Tavern,The modern world. An inexorable march of progress.,the modern world an inexorable march of progress,8 +144729,517,99,Homer Simpson: Sweet.,440000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Sweet.,sweet,1 +144730,517,100,Narrator: (OMINOUS) Or is it?,441000,TRUE,56,15,Narrator,Moe's Tavern,Or is it?,or is it,3 +144731,517,101,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM),441000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +144732,517,102,"Dr. Eugene Blatz: We're slaves to the system. Close the supermarket, and we starve. Cut off the tap, we drink our cat's blood.",444000,TRUE,6241,15,Dr. Eugene Blatz,Moe's Tavern,"We're slaves to the system. Close the supermarket, and we starve. Cut off the tap, we drink our cat's blood.",were slaves to the system close the supermarket and we starve cut off the tap we drink our cats blood,20 +144733,517,103,Narrator: Who will survive in this new world?,459000,TRUE,56,15,Narrator,Moe's Tavern,Who will survive in this new world?,who will survive in this new world,7 +144734,517,104,Narrator: The man who is prepared.,462000,TRUE,56,15,Narrator,Moe's Tavern,The man who is prepared.,the man who is prepared,5 +144735,517,105,"Homer Simpson: Oh my God! This unsourced, undated video has convinced me beyond any doubt!",477000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh my God! This unsourced, undated video has convinced me beyond any doubt!",oh my god this unsourced undated video has convinced me beyond any doubt,13 +144736,517,106,Lloyd: (CLOSES PHONE) And I'm the guy you wanna know when the stuff hits the fan.,482000,TRUE,6240,15,Lloyd,Moe's Tavern,And I'm the guy you wanna know when the stuff hits the fan.,and im the guy you wanna know when the stuff hits the fan,13 +144737,517,107,"Carl Carlson: Hey, man. No need to almost swear.",486000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, man. No need to almost swear.",hey man no need to almost swear,7 +144738,517,108,Lloyd: Come with me.,488000,TRUE,6240,15,Lloyd,Moe's Tavern,Come with me.,come with me,3 +144739,517,109,"Moe Szyslak: Well, Homer's gone. Let's all go into our suspended state till he gets back.",491000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, Homer's gone. Let's all go into our suspended state till he gets back.",well homers gone lets all go into our suspended state till he gets back,14 +144740,517,110,(Herman's Military Antiques: ext. herman's military antiques - day - establishing),502000,FALSE,NA,82,NA,Herman's Military Antiques,NA,NA,NA +144890,517,260,(Car: int. car - continuous),1110000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +144741,517,111,"Lloyd: Homer, meet the Springfield Preppers.",502000,TRUE,6240,82,Lloyd,Herman's Military Antiques,"Homer, meet the Springfield Preppers.",homer meet the springfield preppers,5 +144742,517,112,"Homer Simpson: Preppies? Oh, I hate you guys! Always partying on deck with your Docksiders while us townies are scrubbing the bilge!",506000,TRUE,2,82,Homer Simpson,Herman's Military Antiques,"Preppies? Oh, I hate you guys! Always partying on deck with your Docksiders while us townies are scrubbing the bilge!",preppies oh i hate you guys always partying on deck with your docksiders while us townies are scrubbing the bilge,20 +144743,517,113,"Lloyd: Not ""preppies,"" ""prepp-ers."" But I like your hatred.",514000,TRUE,6240,82,Lloyd,Herman's Military Antiques,"Not ""preppies,"" ""prepp-ers."" But I like your hatred.",not preppies prepp-ers but i like your hatred,8 +144744,517,114,Homer Simpson: (PROUD) It's based on nothing!,518000,TRUE,2,82,Homer Simpson,Herman's Military Antiques,It's based on nothing!,its based on nothing,4 +144745,517,115,"Lloyd: That's super. Now Homer, what would you do in the case of an E.M.P.?",519000,TRUE,6240,82,Lloyd,Herman's Military Antiques,"That's super. Now Homer, what would you do in the case of an E.M.P.?",thats super now homer what would you do in the case of an emp,14 +144746,517,116,Herman Hermann: Electromagnetic pulse.,526000,TRUE,108,82,Herman Hermann,Herman's Military Antiques,Electromagnetic pulse.,electromagnetic pulse,2 +144747,517,117,Lindsay Naegle: A burst of radiation that knocks out every electrical system in the country.,530000,TRUE,3057,82,Lindsay Naegle,Herman's Military Antiques,A burst of radiation that knocks out every electrical system in the country.,a burst of radiation that knocks out every electrical system in the country,13 +144748,517,118,"Homer Simpson: I'd slash my wrists! (ALARMED) But how, without my electric knife?!",534000,TRUE,2,82,Homer Simpson,Herman's Military Antiques,"I'd slash my wrists! But how, without my electric knife?!",id slash my wrists but how without my electric knife,10 +144749,517,119,Gary Chalmers: There is an alternative to suicide.,537000,TRUE,1078,82,Gary Chalmers,Herman's Military Antiques,There is an alternative to suicide.,there is an alternative to suicide,6 +144750,517,120,"Homer Simpson: (THINKS, THEN) I can't conceive of any.",539000,TRUE,2,82,Homer Simpson,Herman's Military Antiques,I can't conceive of any.,i cant conceive of any,5 +144751,517,121,Lindsay Naegle: We can teach you the skills you need to survive any crisis.,541000,TRUE,3057,82,Lindsay Naegle,Herman's Military Antiques,We can teach you the skills you need to survive any crisis.,we can teach you the skills you need to survive any crisis,12 +144752,517,122,Homer Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE),541000,FALSE,2,82,Homer Simpson,Herman's Military Antiques,NA,NA,NA +144753,517,123,Lindsay Naegle: All we ask is that you keep your prepping secret. We won't have room for all the unprepared.,546000,TRUE,3057,82,Lindsay Naegle,Herman's Military Antiques,All we ask is that you keep your prepping secret. We won't have room for all the unprepared.,all we ask is that you keep your prepping secret we wont have room for all the unprepared,18 +144754,517,124,Homer Simpson: Don't worry. I am very good at keeping secrets.,552000,TRUE,2,82,Homer Simpson,Herman's Military Antiques,Don't worry. I am very good at keeping secrets.,dont worry i am very good at keeping secrets,9 +144755,517,125,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - night),555000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144756,517,126,Homer Simpson: Impending doom...,555000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Impending doom...,impending doom,2 +144757,517,127,"Lisa Simpson: (ENTERS) Whatcha reading, Dad?",555000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whatcha reading, Dad?",whatcha reading dad,3 +144758,517,128,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM),555000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144759,517,129,"Homer Simpson: Honey, everything's fine. There's nothing to worry about.",559000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Honey, everything's fine. There's nothing to worry about.",honey everythings fine theres nothing to worry about,8 +144760,517,130,"Lisa Simpson: (SCARED) When grownups say that, it means there is something to worry about.",563000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"When grownups say that, it means there is something to worry about.",when grownups say that it means there is something to worry about,12 +144761,517,131,Homer Simpson: Just go play your saxophone (OMINOUS) while you can.,566000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Just go play your saxophone while you can.,just go play your saxophone while you can,8 +144762,517,132,Lisa Simpson: What does that mean?,570000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What does that mean?,what does that mean,4 +144763,517,133,Homer Simpson: Secrets? I have no secrets! Just enjoy this golden time you will soon cling desperately to the memory of. Smell some bread!,571000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Secrets? I have no secrets! Just enjoy this golden time you will soon cling desperately to the memory of. Smell some bread!,secrets i have no secrets just enjoy this golden time you will soon cling desperately to the memory of smell some bread,22 +144764,517,134,Lisa Simpson: (REACTS),571000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144765,517,135,(Chalmers' House: Int. chalmers' house - basement - day),581000,FALSE,NA,3943,NA,Chalmers' House,NA,NA,NA +144766,517,136,"Gary Chalmers: When things go south, the ""sheeple"" will clean out every supermarket in town.",581000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,"When things go south, the ""sheeple"" will clean out every supermarket in town.",when things go south the sheeple will clean out every supermarket in town,13 +144767,517,137,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) Typical sheeple.,587000,TRUE,2,3943,Homer Simpson,Chalmers' House,Typical sheeple.,typical sheeple,2 +144768,517,138,Gary Chalmers: Are you eating my grain?,588000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,Are you eating my grain?,are you eating my grain,5 +144769,517,139,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH FULL) Maybe.,592000,TRUE,2,3943,Homer Simpson,Chalmers' House,Maybe.,maybe,1 +144770,517,140,Gary Chalmers: That was a five-pound bag!,594000,TRUE,1078,3943,Gary Chalmers,Chalmers' House,That was a five-pound bag!,that was a five-pound bag,5 +144771,517,141,"Homer Simpson: (SAD) Yeah, but I'll go home, weigh myself, and I'll have gained six pounds. What's that about?",596000,TRUE,2,3943,Homer Simpson,Chalmers' House,"Yeah, but I'll go home, weigh myself, and I'll have gained six pounds. What's that about?",yeah but ill go home weigh myself and ill have gained six pounds whats that about,16 +144774,517,144,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Dad. Are we going camping?",604000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Dad. Are we going camping?",hey dad are we going camping,6 +144775,517,145,Homer Simpson: I guess an open garage isn't the best hiding place.,606000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess an open garage isn't the best hiding place.,i guess an open garage isnt the best hiding place,10 +144776,517,146,Bart Simpson: What's up? Going crazy again?,609000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What's up? Going crazy again?,whats up going crazy again,5 +144777,517,147,"Homer Simpson: I wish. Son, the best way to explain this is to show you some age-inappropriate movies.",611000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I wish. Son, the best way to explain this is to show you some age-inappropriate movies.",i wish son the best way to explain this is to show you some age-inappropriate movies,16 +144778,517,148,"Homer Simpson: So, what have you learned so far from our post-apocalyptic movie marathon?",625000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, what have you learned so far from our post-apocalyptic movie marathon?",so what have you learned so far from our post-apocalyptic movie marathon,12 +144779,517,149,"Bart Simpson: Guys who call themselves ""preacher"" or ""deacon"" are very bad. Water is money unless gasoline is money. And even though lots of things are razor-sharp, no one ever shaves.",630000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Guys who call themselves ""preacher"" or ""deacon"" are very bad. Water is money unless gasoline is money. And even though lots of things are razor-sharp, no one ever shaves.",guys who call themselves preacher or deacon are very bad water is money unless gasoline is money and even though lots of things are razor-sharp no one ever shaves,29 +144780,517,150,"Homer Simpson: Hollywood has taught you well, my son. (SPOOKY) Now let's push ""play.""",639000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hollywood has taught you well, my son. Now let's push ""play.""",hollywood has taught you well my son now lets push play,11 +144781,517,151,Overlord: Now the Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills will teach you the true meaning of cold! (CRAZY LAUGH),646000,TRUE,6242,5,Overlord,Simpson Home,Now the Ice Bishop of Beverly Hills will teach you the true meaning of cold!,now the ice bishop of beverly hills will teach you the true meaning of cold,15 +144782,517,152,Crazy Man: I have come from a place where the land is warm and the only ice is made by machines called... fridge-ra-torrs.,657000,TRUE,2118,5,Crazy Man,Simpson Home,I have come from a place where the land is warm and the only ice is made by machines called... fridge-ra-torrs.,i have come from a place where the land is warm and the only ice is made by machines called fridge-ra-torrs,21 +144783,517,153,Post-apocalyptic Crowd: (CHANTING) Fridge-ra-torrs! Fridge-ra-torrs!,666000,TRUE,6243,5,Post-apocalyptic Crowd,Simpson Home,Fridge-ra-torrs! Fridge-ra-torrs!,fridge-ra-torrs fridge-ra-torrs,2 +144784,517,154,Homer Simpson: Fridge-ra-torr!,670000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fridge-ra-torr!,fridge-ra-torr,1 +144785,517,155,"Bart Simpson: Aren't they just saying ""refrigerator?""",672000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aren't they just saying ""refrigerator?""",arent they just saying refrigerator,5 +144786,517,156,Homer Simpson: (GRAVELY) Do not question the wisdom of Tom Skerritt.,674000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Do not question the wisdom of Tom Skerritt.,do not question the wisdom of tom skerritt,8 +144787,517,157,(SECLUDED COMPOUND: Ext. secluded compound - day),678000,FALSE,NA,4146,NA,SECLUDED COMPOUND,NA,NA,NA +144788,517,158,"Lloyd: Here it is, Homer. The Springfield Preppers' top secret Bug-Out Retreat.",678000,TRUE,6240,4146,Lloyd,SECLUDED COMPOUND,"Here it is, Homer. The Springfield Preppers' top secret Bug-Out Retreat.",here it is homer the springfield preppers top secret bug-out retreat,11 +144789,517,159,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Wow. Your end of the world is better than my during the world.,682000,TRUE,2,4146,Homer Simpson,SECLUDED COMPOUND,Wow. Your end of the world is better than my during the world.,wow your end of the world is better than my during the world,13 +144790,517,160,"Lloyd: Homer, we all know America's collapse is about three months away.",687000,TRUE,6240,4146,Lloyd,SECLUDED COMPOUND,"Homer, we all know America's collapse is about three months away.",homer we all know americas collapse is about three months away,11 +144791,517,161,Herman Hermann: Six weeks at most.,691000,TRUE,108,4146,Herman Hermann,SECLUDED COMPOUND,Six weeks at most.,six weeks at most,4 +144792,517,162,"Lloyd: There's always one alarmist. Anyway, when the Four Horsemen ride, we want you and your collaterals right here with us.",693000,TRUE,6240,4146,Lloyd,SECLUDED COMPOUND,"There's always one alarmist. Anyway, when the Four Horsemen ride, we want you and your collaterals right here with us.",theres always one alarmist anyway when the four horsemen ride we want you and your collaterals right here with us,20 +144793,517,163,"Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) Aw. (THINKS) Uh, listen, I've gotta know. You're not just being nice to me because in a pinch you could make candles from my fat?",699000,TRUE,2,4146,Homer Simpson,SECLUDED COMPOUND,"Aw. Uh, listen, I've gotta know. You're not just being nice to me because in a pinch you could make candles from my fat?",aw uh listen ive gotta know youre not just being nice to me because in a pinch you could make candles from my fat,24 +144794,517,164,"Lloyd: Well, that is a big part of it.",707000,TRUE,6240,4146,Lloyd,SECLUDED COMPOUND,"Well, that is a big part of it.",well that is a big part of it,8 +144795,517,165,Homer Simpson: It's okay. I know what I am.,708000,TRUE,2,4146,Homer Simpson,SECLUDED COMPOUND,It's okay. I know what I am.,its okay i know what i am,7 +144796,517,166,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - kitchen - evening),714000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144797,517,167,"Marge Simpson: I can't find all our cereal, crackers, juice boxes, the butter brush...",714000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I can't find all our cereal, crackers, juice boxes, the butter brush...",i cant find all our cereal crackers juice boxes the butter brush,12 +144798,517,168,Homer Simpson: Um... a lot of that stuff must've got lost in the move.,719000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Um... a lot of that stuff must've got lost in the move.,um a lot of that stuff mustve got lost in the move,12 +144799,517,169,Marge Simpson: What move? We haven't moved! What's going on?!,723000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What move? We haven't moved! What's going on?!,what move we havent moved whats going on,8 +144800,517,170,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE) I want to tell you but I promised to keep it a secret.,727000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I want to tell you but I promised to keep it a secret.,i want to tell you but i promised to keep it a secret,13 +144801,517,171,Marge Simpson: You can't have secrets from your wife!,730000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You can't have secrets from your wife!,you cant have secrets from your wife,7 +144802,517,172,Homer Simpson: It's very late in the marriage to tell me that.,733000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's very late in the marriage to tell me that.,its very late in the marriage to tell me that,10 +144803,517,173,Homer Simpson: I've hidden all our supplies behind a fake wall.,737000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I've hidden all our supplies behind a fake wall.,ive hidden all our supplies behind a fake wall,9 +144804,517,174,Marge Simpson: I thought the basement looked cleaner.,740000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought the basement looked cleaner.,i thought the basement looked cleaner,6 +144805,517,175,Homer Simpson: See? These are our bug-out bags. In here is everything we need to survive.,742000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,See? These are our bug-out bags. In here is everything we need to survive.,see these are our bug-out bags in here is everything we need to survive,14 +144806,517,176,Marge Simpson: Survive what?,747000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Survive what?,survive what,2 +144807,517,177,Homer Simpson: (OMINOUS) The looming kablooey.,748000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The looming kablooey.,the looming kablooey,3 +144808,517,178,Marge Simpson: It's reassuring to see you're aware of the future. But this is all a little... creepy.,751000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's reassuring to see you're aware of the future. But this is all a little... creepy.,its reassuring to see youre aware of the future but this is all a little creepy,16 +144809,517,179,"Homer Simpson: (OFFENDED) Creepy? Marge, the apocalypse is coming. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe never, but it's coming... and soon.",757000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Creepy? Marge, the apocalypse is coming. Maybe not tomorrow, maybe never, but it's coming... and soon.",creepy marge the apocalypse is coming maybe not tomorrow maybe never but its coming and soon,16 +144810,517,180,Marge Simpson: I'm going to bed.,765000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm going to bed.,im going to bed,4 +144811,517,181,Homer Simpson: There's no handle on this side!,769000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,There's no handle on this side!,theres no handle on this side,6 +144812,517,182,Homer Simpson: (RUEFUL) The one thing I couldn't prepare for.,774000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The one thing I couldn't prepare for.,the one thing i couldnt prepare for,7 +144813,517,183,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - homer's workstation - day),780000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +144814,517,184,(MYSTERIOUS BASEMENT: Int. mysterious basement - somewhere in america),780000,FALSE,NA,4147,NA,MYSTERIOUS BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +144815,517,185,"Prepper: (SOUTHERN) Uh, this here's my snack chips. Some cheese puffs. Those are doodles, I'll eat anything orange except an orange.",780000,TRUE,6244,4147,Prepper,MYSTERIOUS BASEMENT,"Uh, this here's my snack chips. Some cheese puffs. Those are doodles, I'll eat anything orange except an orange.",uh this heres my snack chips some cheese puffs those are doodles ill eat anything orange except an orange,19 +144816,517,186,Prepper: And that's how you deliver a baby calf with a bathroom plunger.,789000,TRUE,6244,4147,Prepper,MYSTERIOUS BASEMENT,And that's how you deliver a baby calf with a bathroom plunger.,and thats how you deliver a baby calf with a bathroom plunger,12 +144817,517,187,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear plant - turbine room - continuous),789000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +144818,517,188,Prepper: Now everybody talks guns and ammo but survival really comes down to who has the most shelf paper.,789000,TRUE,6244,10,Prepper,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Now everybody talks guns and ammo but survival really comes down to who has the most shelf paper.,now everybody talks guns and ammo but survival really comes down to who has the most shelf paper,18 +144819,517,189,(PLANT: Int. plant - another area),800000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +144820,517,190,Lenny Leonard: An E.M.P.!,800000,TRUE,165,11,Lenny Leonard,PLANT,An E.M.P.!,an emp,2 +144821,517,191,Carl Carlson: (ALARMED) You know what that means!,802000,TRUE,170,11,Carl Carlson,PLANT,You know what that means!,you know what that means,5 +144822,517,192,Lenny Leonard: Hand scissors.,804000,TRUE,165,11,Lenny Leonard,PLANT,Hand scissors.,hand scissors,2 +144823,517,193,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. springfield nuclear plant - day),841000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +144824,517,194,(Springfield Town Hall: Ext. springfield city hall - day),841000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +144825,517,195,Mayor Joe Quimby: All electronics in Springfield have been disabled. (GRIM) Even the musical greeting cards.,841000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,All electronics in Springfield have been disabled. Even the musical greeting cards.,all electronics in springfield have been disabled even the musical greeting cards,12 +144826,517,196,Crowd: (HORRIFIED MURMURS),841000,FALSE,75,48,Crowd,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +144827,517,197,Lloyd: This is it -- bug-out time. Everyone but us is doomed. (CONTAINED GLEE) I am so jazzed. (FALSETTO GIGGLE),850000,TRUE,6240,48,Lloyd,Springfield Town Hall,This is it -- bug-out time. Everyone but us is doomed. I am so jazzed.,this is it -- bug-out time everyone but us is doomed i am so jazzed,15 +144828,517,198,"Kent Brockman: Mr. Mayor, what is your administration doing to ensure there is no panic?",859000,TRUE,211,48,Kent Brockman,Springfield Town Hall,"Mr. Mayor, what is your administration doing to ensure there is no panic?",mr mayor what is your administration doing to ensure there is no panic,13 +144829,517,199,Mayor Joe Quimby: (IMMATURE) I don't know -- what is your administration doing?,863000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,I don't know -- what is your administration doing?,i dont know -- what is your administration doing,9 +144830,517,200,"Kent Brockman: (TURNS TO CAMERA) There you have it. A town without rules, without leadership, without television. This is Kent Brockman, talking to himself.",865000,TRUE,211,48,Kent Brockman,Springfield Town Hall,"There you have it. A town without rules, without leadership, without television. This is Kent Brockman, talking to himself.",there you have it a town without rules without leadership without television this is kent brockman talking to himself,19 +144831,517,201,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),874000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144832,517,202,"Homer Simpson: Marge, this is it! (""TAY-OH-TWAH-KEY"") TEOTWAWKI!",874000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, this is it! TEOTWAWKI!",marge this is it teotwawki,5 +144833,517,203,Marge Simpson: (GASP) The end of the world as we know it?,876000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The end of the world as we know it?,the end of the world as we know it,9 +144834,517,204,"Homer Simpson: (NODS) Uh-huh, where's the kids?",879000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh-huh, where's the kids?",uh-huh wheres the kids,4 +144835,517,205,"Marge Simpson: Lisa and Maggie are downstairs, and Bart's in his room with Milhouse.",880000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa and Maggie are downstairs, and Bart's in his room with Milhouse.",lisa and maggie are downstairs and barts in his room with milhouse,12 +144836,517,206,"Homer Simpson: Boy, get in the car. And say goodbye to your best friend forever.",884000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Boy, get in the car. And say goodbye to your best friend forever.",boy get in the car and say goodbye to your best friend forever,13 +144837,517,207,"Bart Simpson: (EXITING, BRIGHTLY) Bye forever, Milhouse!",888000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bye forever, Milhouse!",bye forever milhouse,3 +144838,517,208,"Milhouse Van Houten: (UPBEAT) See ya, Bart!",889000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"See ya, Bart!",see ya bart,3 +144839,517,209,(BUG-OUT LOCATION: Ext. bug-out location - evening),894000,FALSE,NA,4148,NA,BUG-OUT LOCATION,NA,NA,NA +144840,517,210,Homer Simpson: This is my daughter. She brings the gift of music to the new world.,894000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,This is my daughter. She brings the gift of music to the new world.,this is my daughter she brings the gift of music to the new world,14 +144841,517,211,L.T. Smash: Is that sax alto or baritone?,898000,TRUE,3266,4148,L.T. Smash,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Is that sax alto or baritone?,is that sax alto or baritone,6 +144842,517,212,Homer Simpson: Baritone.,898000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Baritone.,baritone,1 +144843,517,213,L.T. Smash: This is gonna be a lonnng apocalypse.,902000,TRUE,3266,4148,L.T. Smash,BUG-OUT LOCATION,This is gonna be a lonnng apocalypse.,this is gonna be a lonnng apocalypse,7 +144844,517,214,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba.,904000,TRUE,8,4148,Bart Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Ay carumba.,ay carumba,2 +144845,517,215,Lloyd: Ay carumba indeed.,906000,TRUE,6240,4148,Lloyd,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Ay carumba indeed.,ay carumba indeed,3 +144846,517,216,"Bart Simpson: (WALKS UP) Dad, how are we supposed to spend the rest of our lives here? We're already bored.",907000,TRUE,8,4148,Bart Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Dad, how are we supposed to spend the rest of our lives here? We're already bored.",dad how are we supposed to spend the rest of our lives here were already bored,16 +144847,517,217,Homer Simpson: Here's something to pass the endless time. Write down which celebrities were rumored to be gay for future generations.,911000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Here's something to pass the endless time. Write down which celebrities were rumored to be gay for future generations.,heres something to pass the endless time write down which celebrities were rumored to be gay for future generations,19 +144848,517,218,"Bart Simpson: Yes, sir.",917000,TRUE,8,4148,Bart Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Yes, sir.",yes sir,2 +144849,517,219,Homer Simpson: Society will not have to start from square one.,919000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Society will not have to start from square one.,society will not have to start from square one,9 +144850,517,220,"Marge Simpson: (FRUSTRATED MURMUR) Homie, I never thought we'd turn our backs on our loved ones at the first hint of trouble.",926000,TRUE,1,4148,Marge Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Homie, I never thought we'd turn our backs on our loved ones at the first hint of trouble.",homie i never thought wed turn our backs on our loved ones at the first hint of trouble,18 +144851,517,221,"Homer Simpson: Marge, when I started prepping for the end of the world, everyone laughed at me.",932000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Marge, when I started prepping for the end of the world, everyone laughed at me.",marge when i started prepping for the end of the world everyone laughed at me,15 +144852,517,222,Marge Simpson: No one was laughing. You kept it a secret!,936000,TRUE,1,4148,Marge Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,No one was laughing. You kept it a secret!,no one was laughing you kept it a secret,9 +144853,517,223,"Homer Simpson: Well, just because I imagined it doesn't make it any less true. And now all those people are on their own.",939000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Well, just because I imagined it doesn't make it any less true. And now all those people are on their own.",well just because i imagined it doesnt make it any less true and now all those people are on their own,21 +144854,517,224,Marge Simpson: How can you call yourself a Christian?,945000,TRUE,1,4148,Marge Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,How can you call yourself a Christian?,how can you call yourself a christian,7 +144855,517,225,Homer Simpson: If Jesus had a gun he'd be alive today.,947000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,If Jesus had a gun he'd be alive today.,if jesus had a gun hed be alive today,9 +144856,517,226,"Marge Simpson: Homer Simpson! When I fell in love with you, it was because of your big heart and your good looks. But some day those good looks are gonna fade.",951000,TRUE,1,4148,Marge Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Homer Simpson! When I fell in love with you, it was because of your big heart and your good looks. But some day those good looks are gonna fade.",homer simpson when i fell in love with you it was because of your big heart and your good looks but some day those good looks are gonna fade,29 +144857,517,227,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY SHOCKED GASP),951000,FALSE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,NA,NA,NA +144858,517,228,"Lloyd: Soon we'll be approached by people who haven't prepared. Now, do not look at their faces. That can trigger ""feelings"" and ""emotions,"" which have no place in Civilization 2.0: Rise of the Weirdos.",964000,TRUE,6240,4148,Lloyd,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Soon we'll be approached by people who haven't prepared. Now, do not look at their faces. That can trigger ""feelings"" and ""emotions,"" which have no place in Civilization 2.0: Rise of the Weirdos.",soon well be approached by people who havent prepared now do not look at their faces that can trigger feelings and emotions which have no place in civilization 20 rise of the weirdos,33 +144891,517,261,"Marge Simpson: I'm proud of you. Society may have crumbled, but our decency hasn't.",1110000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,"I'm proud of you. Society may have crumbled, but our decency hasn't.",im proud of you society may have crumbled but our decency hasnt,12 +144859,517,229,Gary Chalmers: I may have solved that problem. This rifle scope I modified makes any human face look dangerous and threatening.,979000,TRUE,1078,4148,Gary Chalmers,BUG-OUT LOCATION,I may have solved that problem. This rifle scope I modified makes any human face look dangerous and threatening.,i may have solved that problem this rifle scope i modified makes any human face look dangerous and threatening,19 +144860,517,230,Gary Chalmers: (QUIETLY TO HIMSELF) Boom.,990000,TRUE,1078,4148,Gary Chalmers,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Boom.,boom,1 +144861,517,231,Homer Simpson: Why do we have to shoot them at all?,991000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Why do we have to shoot them at all?,why do we have to shoot them at all,9 +144862,517,232,Lloyd: Are you that good with a knife?,993000,TRUE,6240,4148,Lloyd,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Are you that good with a knife?,are you that good with a knife,7 +144863,517,233,Homer Simpson: No! I want to help the people who didn't prepare!,995000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,No! I want to help the people who didn't prepare!,no i want to help the people who didnt prepare,10 +144864,517,234,Gary Chalmers: (QUIETLY) Boom. Boom.,999000,TRUE,1078,4148,Gary Chalmers,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Boom. Boom.,boom boom,2 +144865,517,235,Gary Chalmers: Boom.,1001000,TRUE,1078,4148,Gary Chalmers,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Boom.,boom,1 +144866,517,236,Lindsay Naegle: What'd you shoot me for?,1001000,TRUE,3057,4148,Lindsay Naegle,BUG-OUT LOCATION,What'd you shoot me for?,whatd you shoot me for,5 +144867,517,237,"Gary Chalmers: You were thinking I'd gone mad with power, weren't you?",1003000,TRUE,1078,4148,Gary Chalmers,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"You were thinking I'd gone mad with power, weren't you?",you were thinking id gone mad with power werent you,10 +144868,517,238,"Lindsay Naegle: I wasn't, but I am now!",1006000,TRUE,3057,4148,Lindsay Naegle,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"I wasn't, but I am now!",i wasnt but i am now,6 +144869,517,239,Gary Chalmers: (AIMING AT HER) Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom...,1007000,TRUE,1078,4148,Gary Chalmers,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Boom-boom-boom-boom-boom...,boom-boom-boom-boom-boom,1 +144870,517,240,"Bart Simpson: (PEEVED) Oh God, now what?",1018000,TRUE,8,4148,Bart Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Oh God, now what?",oh god now what,4 +144871,517,241,"Lisa Simpson: (FRUSTRATED SIGH) Every time you wake us up early in the morning, it's either church or we have to change our identities.",1019000,TRUE,9,4148,Lisa Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Every time you wake us up early in the morning, it's either church or we have to change our identities.",every time you wake us up early in the morning its either church or we have to change our identities,20 +144872,517,242,"Homer Simpson: Don't be silly, ""Mary Ellen.""",1025000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Don't be silly, ""Mary Ellen.""",dont be silly mary ellen,5 +144873,517,243,"Homer Simpson: Now we're going to leave this place. I'm sorry, Bart -- I know you've made a bug-out camp girlfriend...",1028000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"Now we're going to leave this place. I'm sorry, Bart -- I know you've made a bug-out camp girlfriend...",now were going to leave this place im sorry bart -- i know youve made a bug-out camp girlfriend,19 +144874,517,244,Bart Simpson: I've got to be honest with you. It was just a bag of rice I drew a face on.,1033000,TRUE,8,4148,Bart Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,I've got to be honest with you. It was just a bag of rice I drew a face on.,ive got to be honest with you it was just a bag of rice i drew a face on,19 +144875,517,245,Homer Simpson: White rice or brown?,1036000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,White rice or brown?,white rice or brown,4 +144876,517,246,Bart Simpson: I never noticed.,1037000,TRUE,8,4148,Bart Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,I never noticed.,i never noticed,3 +144877,517,247,Marge Simpson: Good boy.,1038000,TRUE,1,4148,Marge Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Good boy.,good boy,2 +144878,517,248,Homer Simpson: So we'll take these supplies back to Springfield where they're needed most.,1039000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,So we'll take these supplies back to Springfield where they're needed most.,so well take these supplies back to springfield where theyre needed most,12 +144879,517,249,"Marge Simpson: You're a good man, Homer Simpson.",1044000,TRUE,1,4148,Marge Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,"You're a good man, Homer Simpson.",youre a good man homer simpson,6 +144880,517,250,Lisa Simpson: You said you cut the wires to the alarm!,1051000,TRUE,9,4148,Lisa Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,You said you cut the wires to the alarm!,you said you cut the wires to the alarm,9 +144881,517,251,Homer Simpson: Hm. I cut the wires to something.,1053000,TRUE,2,4148,Homer Simpson,BUG-OUT LOCATION,Hm. I cut the wires to something.,hm i cut the wires to something,7 +144882,517,252,(Various Country Roads: Ext. various country roads / int. homer's car - night),1066000,FALSE,NA,4149,NA,Various Country Roads,NA,NA,NA +144883,517,253,"Homer Simpson: Okay, everybody, keep your eyes peeled for an unlit mile post marked twenty-three of thirty-six or something. If we miss it, we're dead.",1066000,TRUE,2,4149,Homer Simpson,Various Country Roads,"Okay, everybody, keep your eyes peeled for an unlit mile post marked twenty-three of thirty-six or something. If we miss it, we're dead.",okay everybody keep your eyes peeled for an unlit mile post marked twenty-three of thirty-six or something if we miss it were dead,23 +144884,517,254,"Lisa Simpson: (SCARED) Dad, there are lights following us!",1073000,TRUE,9,4149,Lisa Simpson,Various Country Roads,"Dad, there are lights following us!",dad there are lights following us,6 +144885,517,255,Homer Simpson: How can that be? I took every last can of gas!,1075000,TRUE,2,4149,Homer Simpson,Various Country Roads,How can that be? I took every last can of gas!,how can that be i took every last can of gas,11 +144886,517,256,(Road: Ext. road - behind homer - continuous),1086000,FALSE,NA,37,NA,Road,NA,NA,NA +144887,517,257,"Homer Simpson: Now, everyone relax and pretend we're about to be hit by a soft brick wall. (REPEATED HITTING CORN NOISES)",1086000,TRUE,2,37,Homer Simpson,Road,"Now, everyone relax and pretend we're about to be hit by a soft brick wall.",now everyone relax and pretend were about to be hit by a soft brick wall,15 +144888,517,258,"Homer Simpson: (HEROIC) Out of our way, corn! The starving people of Springfield are desperately in need of our delivery of canned corn, corn flakes, and flash frozen corn nibblets.",1091000,TRUE,2,37,Homer Simpson,Road,"Out of our way, corn! The starving people of Springfield are desperately in need of our delivery of canned corn, corn flakes, and flash frozen corn nibblets.",out of our way corn the starving people of springfield are desperately in need of our delivery of canned corn corn flakes and flash frozen corn nibblets,27 +144892,517,262,"Homer Simpson: Now to save these sorry souls from a life of anarchy, starvation, and having sex for (APPALLED) procreation.",1115000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Now to save these sorry souls from a life of anarchy, starvation, and having sex for procreation.",now to save these sorry souls from a life of anarchy starvation and having sex for procreation,17 +144893,517,263,(Springfield Town Square: ext. springfield town square - continuous),1129000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +144894,517,264,Homer Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),1129000,FALSE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +144895,517,265,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) Everything's normal. The world didn't end.,1129000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Everything's normal. The world didn't end.,everythings normal the world didnt end,6 +144896,517,266,"Bart Simpson: Dad, you said people would be drinking each other's blood.",1134000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Dad, you said people would be drinking each other's blood.",dad you said people would be drinking each others blood,10 +144897,517,267,"Homer Simpson: You got to watch a VHS copy of ""Red Dawn"" thirteen times. Stop complaining.",1137000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"You got to watch a VHS copy of ""Red Dawn"" thirteen times. Stop complaining.",you got to watch a vhs copy of red dawn thirteen times stop complaining,14 +144898,517,268,Lisa Simpson: What happened with the E.M.P.?,1143000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,What happened with the E.M.P.?,what happened with the emp,5 +144899,517,269,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Only Springfield lost power, you see, and after a few days, it came back. Maybe a little bit brighter. (FRINK NOISE)",1145000,TRUE,442,493,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Town Square,"Only Springfield lost power, you see, and after a few days, it came back. Maybe a little bit brighter.",only springfield lost power you see and after a few days it came back maybe a little bit brighter,19 +144900,517,270,Ned Flanders: And the spirit of neighborly cooperation broke out as if all the weird angry people had left.,1150000,TRUE,11,493,Ned Flanders,Springfield Town Square,And the spirit of neighborly cooperation broke out as if all the weird angry people had left.,and the spirit of neighborly cooperation broke out as if all the weird angry people had left,17 +144901,517,271,Lloyd: Then society didn't crumble? The zoo animals weren't eaten?,1157000,TRUE,6240,493,Lloyd,Springfield Town Square,Then society didn't crumble? The zoo animals weren't eaten?,then society didnt crumble the zoo animals werent eaten,9 +144902,517,272,"Chief Wiggum: No, well, a couple.",1161000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"No, well, a couple.",no well a couple,4 +144903,517,273,Lloyd: (RUEFUL) This non-disaster is a catastrophe!,1163000,TRUE,6240,493,Lloyd,Springfield Town Square,This non-disaster is a catastrophe!,this non-disaster is a catastrophe,5 +144904,517,274,"Marge Simpson: Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end, just so you could be proven right?",1167000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Are you really so disappointed the world didn't end, just so you could be proven right?",are you really so disappointed the world didnt end just so you could be proven right,16 +144905,517,275,"Lloyd: No, no. It's just that in the new world I would have been... a big shot.",1173000,TRUE,6240,493,Lloyd,Springfield Town Square,"No, no. It's just that in the new world I would have been... a big shot.",no no its just that in the new world i would have been a big shot,16 +144906,517,276,"Gary Chalmers: (TENDERLY) Well, not for long. Me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave.",1178000,TRUE,1078,493,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Town Square,"Well, not for long. Me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave.",well not for long me and the others were planning to overthrow you and seal you in a cave,19 +144907,517,277,"Lloyd: Yeah, but what you didn't know was I was gonna poison all your drinking water.",1184000,TRUE,6240,493,Lloyd,Springfield Town Square,"Yeah, but what you didn't know was I was gonna poison all your drinking water.",yeah but what you didnt know was i was gonna poison all your drinking water,15 +144908,517,278,Gary Chalmers: Which is why I'm only drinking my own urine.,1189000,TRUE,1078,493,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Town Square,Which is why I'm only drinking my own urine.,which is why im only drinking my own urine,9 +144909,517,279,Lloyd: (ANNOYED NOISE),1189000,FALSE,6240,493,Lloyd,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +144910,517,280,"Lisa Simpson: Guys, can't you see that even an imperfect society is better than the savagery of creating a new one? I for one am glad we're stuck with civilization and I think we will be for a long, long time.",1194000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Guys, can't you see that even an imperfect society is better than the savagery of creating a new one? I for one am glad we're stuck with civilization and I think we will be for a long, long time.",guys cant you see that even an imperfect society is better than the savagery of creating a new one i for one am glad were stuck with civilization and i think we will be for a long long time,39 +144911,517,281,Zombie Kid: I'm hungry.,1215000,TRUE,6245,493,Zombie Kid,Springfield Town Square,I'm hungry.,im hungry,2 +144912,517,282,"Zombie Dad: (AGGRAVATED) Look, you can have potato chips now, or if you wait ten minutes you can have all the brains you can eat.",1217000,TRUE,6246,493,Zombie Dad,Springfield Town Square,"Look, you can have potato chips now, or if you wait ten minutes you can have all the brains you can eat.",look you can have potato chips now or if you wait ten minutes you can have all the brains you can eat,22 +144913,517,283,Zombie Kid: I want both.,1223000,TRUE,6245,493,Zombie Kid,Springfield Town Square,I want both.,i want both,3 +144914,517,284,Zombie Dad: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),1223000,FALSE,6246,493,Zombie Dad,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +144915,518,0,(Channel 6 News Desk: int. channel 6 news desk - day),148000,FALSE,NA,4150,NA,Channel 6 News Desk,NA,NA,NA +144940,518,25,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film thanks to the magic of potato power. Ha!",277000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film thanks to the magic of potato power. Ha!",children we can no longer afford to use anything electric however we will still be able to watch todays film thanks to the magic of potato power ha,28 +144968,518,53,Seymour Skinner: The proctors are here!,414000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,The proctors are here!,the proctors are here,4 +144916,518,1,"Kent Brockman: And in retrospect, city officials regret holding the gang truce negotiations at Santa's Village. In other news, we're about to go live to Mr. Burns' announcement of his annual rate hike -- Springfielders are about to find out how much their electricity bills will go up.",148000,TRUE,211,4150,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 News Desk,"And in retrospect, city officials regret holding the gang truce negotiations at Santa's Village. In other news, we're about to go live to Mr. Burns' announcement of his annual rate hike -- Springfielders are about to find out how much their electricity bills will go up.",and in retrospect city officials regret holding the gang truce negotiations at santas village in other news were about to go live to mr burns announcement of his annual rate hike -- springfielders are about to find out how much their electricity bills will go up,46 +144917,518,2,Kent Brockman: I'm being told that Mr. Burns is approaching the lectern now... (LISTENS MORE) Apparently there are a few stairs he's struggling to climb... He's up the stairs but is now being buffeted by the breeze... And they've put some rocks in his pocket and... we're ready to go.,163000,TRUE,211,4150,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 News Desk,I'm being told that Mr. Burns is approaching the lectern now... Apparently there are a few stairs he's struggling to climb... He's up the stairs but is now being buffeted by the breeze... And they've put some rocks in his pocket and... we're ready to go.,im being told that mr burns is approaching the lectern now apparently there are a few stairs hes struggling to climb hes up the stairs but is now being buffeted by the breeze and theyve put some rocks in his pocket and were ready to go,46 +144918,518,3,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. power plant - day),180000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +144919,518,4,"C. Montgomery Burns: To decide how much your electricity bills will rise, I've assembled a team of distinguished economists...and placed plausible rate hike percentages on their backs.",180000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"To decide how much your electricity bills will rise, I've assembled a team of distinguished economists...and placed plausible rate hike percentages on their backs.",to decide how much your electricity bills will rise ive assembled a team of distinguished economistsand placed plausible rate hike percentages on their backs,24 +144920,518,5,C. Montgomery Burns: Now we will use unfettered free market principles to arrive at a number. Release the hounds!,189000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Now we will use unfettered free market principles to arrive at a number. Release the hounds!,now we will use unfettered free market principles to arrive at a number release the hounds,16 +144921,518,6,C. Montgomery Burns: Notice how the Keynesians climb trees while the Austrian school economists hide under rocks.,200000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Notice how the Keynesians climb trees while the Austrian school economists hide under rocks.,notice how the keynesians climb trees while the austrian school economists hide under rocks,14 +144922,518,7,Waylon Smithers: That is fascinating.,206000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That is fascinating.,that is fascinating,3 +144923,518,8,"C. Montgomery Burns: And there you have it, folks -- rates will rise a healthy seventeen percent. And now, to help you disperse...",212000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"And there you have it, folks -- rates will rise a healthy seventeen percent. And now, to help you disperse...",and there you have it folks -- rates will rise a healthy seventeen percent and now to help you disperse,20 +144924,518,9,Kirk Van Houten: Let me guess. You're gonna release the hounds again.,218000,TRUE,817,10,Kirk Van Houten,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Let me guess. You're gonna release the hounds again.,let me guess youre gonna release the hounds again,9 +144925,518,10,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, don't be silly. (CALLING) Release the radioactive steam!",221000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, don't be silly. Release the radioactive steam!",oh dont be silly release the radioactive steam,8 +144926,518,11,(NEWS ROOM: int. news room - continuous),234000,FALSE,NA,4151,NA,NEWS ROOM,NA,NA,NA +144927,518,12,"Krusty the Clown: I know it's a kids show, but I've gotta see you topless.",234000,TRUE,139,4151,Krusty the Clown,NEWS ROOM,"I know it's a kids show, but I've gotta see you topless.",i know its a kids show but ive gotta see you topless,12 +144928,518,13,Kent Brockman: This isn't your dressing room!,237000,TRUE,211,4151,Kent Brockman,NEWS ROOM,This isn't your dressing room!,this isnt your dressing room,5 +144929,518,14,Krusty the Clown: I know. But the monkey's got a girl in my dressing room.,239000,TRUE,139,4151,Krusty the Clown,NEWS ROOM,I know. But the monkey's got a girl in my dressing room.,i know but the monkeys got a girl in my dressing room,12 +144930,518,15,(Springfield General Hospital: Int. springfield hospital - day),243000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +144931,518,16,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: The decision to pull the plug is never easy, but with electricity so expensive now...",243000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"The decision to pull the plug is never easy, but with electricity so expensive now...",the decision to pull the plug is never easy but with electricity so expensive now,15 +144932,518,17,Hans Moleman: (WAKING UP) Do I get a vote?,249000,TRUE,963,264,Hans Moleman,Springfield General Hospital,Do I get a vote?,do i get a vote,5 +144933,518,18,MOLEMAN JR.: That's just air escaping his lungs.,251000,TRUE,6247,264,MOLEMAN JR.,Springfield General Hospital,That's just air escaping his lungs.,thats just air escaping his lungs,6 +144934,518,19,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - establishing - day),263000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +144935,518,20,"Homer Simpson: We can keep the shrimp de-veiner though, right?",263000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"We can keep the shrimp de-veiner though, right?",we can keep the shrimp de-veiner though right,8 +144936,518,21,Marge Simpson: I'm afraid not.,265000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm afraid not.,im afraid not,3 +144937,518,22,Marge Simpson: And this goes too.,268000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And this goes too.,and this goes too,4 +144938,518,23,"Homer Simpson: Good riddance. When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest.",271000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Good riddance. When I found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol, I really lost interest.",good riddance when i found out shrimp cocktails had no alcohol i really lost interest,15 +144939,518,24,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. Springfield elementary - establishing - day),277000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +144941,518,26,"Narrator: ""Sometimes Y: The Story of a Vowel That Goes Both (RUNNING DOWN) Waaaays.""",292000,TRUE,56,3,Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,Sometimes Y: The Story of a Vowel That Goes Both Waaaays.,sometimes y the story of a vowel that goes both waaaays,11 +144942,518,27,Gary Chalmers: Emergency meeting in the faculty lounge. B.Y.O.B.,299000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Emergency meeting in the faculty lounge. B.Y.O.B.,emergency meeting in the faculty lounge byob,7 +144943,518,28,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Well, class, I don't mind leaving you because one of you is my spy.",302000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, class, I don't mind leaving you because one of you is my spy.",well class i dont mind leaving you because one of you is my spy,14 +144944,518,29,"Milhouse Van Houten: You said you weren't gonna tell! Oh wait, you didn't. So no one knows who the Milhouse is. (SMILES SMUGLY)",307000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"You said you weren't gonna tell! Oh wait, you didn't. So no one knows who the Milhouse is.",you said you werent gonna tell oh wait you didnt so no one knows who the milhouse is,18 +144945,518,30,Dewey Largo: The school is broke! I had to sell all the trombone mutes!,318000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,The school is broke! I had to sell all the trombone mutes!,the school is broke i had to sell all the trombone mutes,12 +144946,518,31,Dewey Largo: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Why did I sell one to Nelson?,323000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,Why did I sell one to Nelson?,why did i sell one to nelson,7 +144947,518,32,Dewey Largo: (SURPRISED NOISE) Sounds better than half the kids in the band.,326000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,Sounds better than half the kids in the band.,sounds better than half the kids in the band,9 +144948,518,33,"Gary Chalmers: So does a leaf blower. Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open. So all the kids will take a standardized test, and whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever.",327000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"So does a leaf blower. Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open. So all the kids will take a standardized test, and whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever.",so does a leaf blower look the district cant afford to keep every school open so all the kids will take a standardized test and whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever,34 +144949,518,34,"Seymour Skinner: So you're saying if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?",338000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"So you're saying if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?",so youre saying if our kids dont pass this test youre shutting down springfield elementary,15 +144950,518,35,"Coach Krupt: I don't teach to the test, I teach them to dodge balls. Things they can use in life!",343000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,"I don't teach to the test, I teach them to dodge balls. Things they can use in life!",i dont teach to the test i teach them to dodge balls things they can use in life,18 +144951,518,36,Seymour Skinner: How is that useful?,347000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,How is that useful?,how is that useful,4 +144952,518,37,Seymour Skinner: Ow!,348000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Ow!,ow,1 +144953,518,38,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: We all came here to avoid scrutiny! Who else would hire a lunch lady accused of poisoning her husband?,349000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,We all came here to avoid scrutiny! Who else would hire a lunch lady accused of poisoning her husband?,we all came here to avoid scrutiny who else would hire a lunch lady accused of poisoning her husband,19 +144954,518,39,Lunchlady Dora: Never convicted. They couldn't find the body. Anyone care for some Chicken Pete Pie?,354000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,Never convicted. They couldn't find the body. Anyone care for some Chicken Pete Pie?,never convicted they couldnt find the body anyone care for some chicken pete pie,14 +144955,518,40,"Gary Chalmers: Did you say ""Chicken Pete Pie?""",359000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Did you say ""Chicken Pete Pie?""",did you say chicken pete pie,6 +144956,518,41,Lunchlady Dora: His friends called him Pete.,362000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,His friends called him Pete.,his friends called him pete,5 +144957,518,42,(OUTSIDE CITY DUMP: Ext. OUTSIDE city dump - day),368000,FALSE,NA,4152,NA,OUTSIDE CITY DUMP,NA,NA,NA +144958,518,43,(REFUSE PILE: Ext. refuse pile - continuous),368000,FALSE,NA,4153,NA,REFUSE PILE,NA,NA,NA +144959,518,44,"Homer Simpson: Goodbye, my electrical friends. I can't afford to use you, so I'm doing what any good American would do -- throw you away.",368000,TRUE,2,4153,Homer Simpson,REFUSE PILE,"Goodbye, my electrical friends. I can't afford to use you, so I'm doing what any good American would do -- throw you away.",goodbye my electrical friends i cant afford to use you so im doing what any good american would do -- throw you away,23 +144960,518,45,Homer Simpson: Parking meter?!,376000,TRUE,2,4153,Homer Simpson,REFUSE PILE,Parking meter?!,parking meter,2 +144961,518,46,Homer Simpson: (GASP) And it still works!,379000,TRUE,2,4153,Homer Simpson,REFUSE PILE,And it still works!,and it still works,4 +144962,518,47,"Homer Simpson: This could come in handy. (STOPPING HIMSELF NOISE) But let me check that list of things Marge said never to bring home. (CHECKS LIST) Dogs, cats, octopuses, octopi, octopuseseses... (PUTS AWAY LIST)",382000,TRUE,2,4153,Homer Simpson,REFUSE PILE,"This could come in handy. But let me check that list of things Marge said never to bring home. Dogs, cats, octopuses, octopi, octopuseseses...",this could come in handy but let me check that list of things marge said never to bring home dogs cats octopuses octopi octopuseseses,24 +144963,518,48,"Homer Simpson: Parking meter, you're workin' for me now.",394000,TRUE,2,4153,Homer Simpson,REFUSE PILE,"Parking meter, you're workin' for me now.",parking meter youre workin for me now,7 +144964,518,49,"Moe Szyslak: Mannequin heads, you're working for me now.",398000,TRUE,17,4153,Moe Szyslak,REFUSE PILE,"Mannequin heads, you're working for me now.",mannequin heads youre working for me now,7 +144965,518,50,Homer Simpson: Lotta people at the dump today.,400000,TRUE,2,4153,Homer Simpson,REFUSE PILE,Lotta people at the dump today.,lotta people at the dump today,6 +144966,518,51,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. Springfield elementary - day),414000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +144969,518,54,Seymour Skinner: Their leader seems to be a woman.,416000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Their leader seems to be a woman.,their leader seems to be a woman,7 +144970,518,55,Gary Chalmers: Catalogue poses.,418000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Catalogue poses.,catalogue poses,2 +144971,518,56,(Various Classes: int. various classes - day),451000,FALSE,NA,4154,NA,Various Classes,NA,NA,NA +144972,518,57,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - establishing - later),451000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +144973,518,58,Seymour Skinner: When will they finish grading those tests!,451000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,When will they finish grading those tests!,when will they finish grading those tests,7 +144974,518,59,Gary Chalmers: I hate waiting. That's why I hate risotto.,454000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I hate waiting. That's why I hate risotto.,i hate waiting thats why i hate risotto,8 +144975,518,60,Seymour Skinner: Even mushroom risotto?,457000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Even mushroom risotto?,even mushroom risotto,3 +144976,518,61,Gary Chalmers: (SNAPPING) What do you think?!,458000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,What do you think?!,what do you think,4 +144977,518,62,"Seymour Skinner: (NERVOUS) So, how did we do?",460000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"So, how did we do?",so how did we do,5 +144978,518,63,Jennifer: Not as bad as the worst school in the state.,463000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,Not as bad as the worst school in the state.,not as bad as the worst school in the state,10 +144979,518,64,"Seymour Skinner: (RELIEVED) Oh, thank God!",465000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, thank God!",oh thank god,3 +144980,518,65,"Jennifer: You did worse than the worst school in the state, which now makes this school the worst school in the state.",466000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,"You did worse than the worst school in the state, which now makes this school the worst school in the state.",you did worse than the worst school in the state which now makes this school the worst school in the state,21 +144981,518,66,Seymour Skinner: Why did you say that to us in the meanest way you could?,472000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Why did you say that to us in the meanest way you could?,why did you say that to us in the meanest way you could,13 +144982,518,67,Jennifer: To show you that there's no way out. Except...,474000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,To show you that there's no way out. Except...,to show you that theres no way out except,9 +144983,518,68,Seymour Skinner: (HOPEFUL) Except what?,477000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Except what?,except what,2 +144984,518,69,"Jennifer: No, I meant you should accept your terrible fate.",479000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,"No, I meant you should accept your terrible fate.",no i meant you should accept your terrible fate,9 +144985,518,70,Jennifer: This place is worse than the elementary school in prison. This student filled in everything but the ovals!,488000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,This place is worse than the elementary school in prison. This student filled in everything but the ovals!,this place is worse than the elementary school in prison this student filled in everything but the ovals,18 +144986,518,71,Seymour Skinner: In art school he'd be a genius.,495000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,In art school he'd be a genius.,in art school hed be a genius,7 +144987,518,72,Jennifer: This isn't an art school.,496000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,This isn't an art school.,this isnt an art school,5 +144988,518,73,"Seymour Skinner: We tried to have ourselves accredited as one, but no one here could... (SAD) draw the pirate.",497000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"We tried to have ourselves accredited as one, but no one here could... draw the pirate.",we tried to have ourselves accredited as one but no one here could draw the pirate,16 +144989,518,74,"Seymour Skinner: Children, Groundskeeper Willie will direct you to your new school district. Any correlation to your talents, needs or friends is completely coincidental.",502000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, Groundskeeper Willie will direct you to your new school district. Any correlation to your talents, needs or friends is completely coincidental.",children groundskeeper willie will direct you to your new school district any correlation to your talents needs or friends is completely coincidental,22 +144990,518,75,"Groundskeeper Willie: (POINTS) Sherri, you're going to West Ogdenville, (POINTS TO OTHER BUS) Terri, North Haverbrook.",510000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Sherri, you're going to West Ogdenville, Terri, North Haverbrook.",sherri youre going to west ogdenville terri north haverbrook,9 +144991,518,76,Terri Mackleberry: (UPSET) We've never been separated!,514000,TRUE,55,3,Terri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,We've never been separated!,weve never been separated,4 +144992,518,77,Sherri Mackleberry: I'm not sure we can even live apart!,517000,TRUE,54,3,Sherri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,I'm not sure we can even live apart!,im not sure we can even live apart,8 +144993,518,78,"Groundskeeper Willie: Stop your whingeing! It's not like you're losing a rake or a back-hoe. Nelson, you're off to Arkham Elementary School For The Criminally Insane.",524000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Stop your whingeing! It's not like you're losing a rake or a back-hoe. Nelson, you're off to Arkham Elementary School For The Criminally Insane.",stop your whingeing its not like youre losing a rake or a back-hoe nelson youre off to arkham elementary school for the criminally insane,24 +144994,518,79,Lisa Simpson: Well I'm glad you're not upset. All my extra credit points are like frequent flyer miles on a bankrupt airline.,539000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Well I'm glad you're not upset. All my extra credit points are like frequent flyer miles on a bankrupt airline.,well im glad youre not upset all my extra credit points are like frequent flyer miles on a bankrupt airline,20 +144995,518,80,"Bart Simpson: Hey, don't blame me -- I didn't even take the test.",546000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, don't blame me -- I didn't even take the test.",hey dont blame me -- i didnt even take the test,11 +144996,518,81,Lisa Simpson: You didn't?! Is there no limit to your disrespect?,549000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You didn't?! Is there no limit to your disrespect?,you didnt is there no limit to your disrespect,9 +144997,518,82,Bart Simpson: (SHRUGS) I had something better to do.,552000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I had something better to do.,i had something better to do,6 +144998,518,83,(Field: ext. field - day - flashback),567000,FALSE,NA,677,NA,Field,NA,NA,NA +144999,518,84,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLE) Driving you crazy instead of pulling off your legs. I've really matured.,567000,TRUE,8,677,Bart Simpson,Field,Driving you crazy instead of pulling off your legs. I've really matured.,driving you crazy instead of pulling off your legs ive really matured,12 +145000,518,85,"Lisa Simpson: (REALIZING) Wait a minute... if you take the test now, your score could raise the average and save the school!",572000,TRUE,9,677,Lisa Simpson,Field,"Wait a minute... if you take the test now, your score could raise the average and save the school!",wait a minute if you take the test now your score could raise the average and save the school,19 +145001,518,86,(FACULTY LOUNGE: Int. faculty lounge - moments later),581000,FALSE,NA,1669,NA,FACULTY LOUNGE,NA,NA,NA +145002,518,87,Lisa Simpson: (BURSTS IN) Proctor Clarkeson -- one student still hasn't taken the test!,581000,TRUE,9,1669,Lisa Simpson,FACULTY LOUNGE,Proctor Clarkeson -- one student still hasn't taken the test!,proctor clarkeson -- one student still hasnt taken the test,10 +145003,518,88,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Let it be Martin, let it be Martin...",584000,TRUE,40,1669,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,FACULTY LOUNGE,"Let it be Martin, let it be Martin...",let it be martin let it be martin,8 +145004,518,89,Lisa Simpson: (SHEEPISH) It's Bart.,587000,TRUE,9,1669,Lisa Simpson,FACULTY LOUNGE,It's Bart.,its bart,2 +145005,518,90,Seymour Skinner: I have an aunt named Hope. Perhaps you'd like to kill her as well.,589000,TRUE,3,1669,Seymour Skinner,FACULTY LOUNGE,I have an aunt named Hope. Perhaps you'd like to kill her as well.,i have an aunt named hope perhaps youd like to kill her as well,14 +145006,518,91,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day),594000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +145007,518,92,Gary Chalmers: Bart will take his exam first thing tomorrow morning.,594000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Bart will take his exam first thing tomorrow morning.,bart will take his exam first thing tomorrow morning,9 +145008,518,93,"Seymour Skinner: Bart, I'm begging you to try and study.",597000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart, I'm begging you to try and study.",bart im begging you to try and study,8 +145009,518,94,"Bart Simpson: When I think begging, I don't imagine someone standing up.",600000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"When I think begging, I don't imagine someone standing up.",when i think begging i dont imagine someone standing up,10 +145010,518,95,"Bart Simpson: Sorry, I can't grant a favor to someone I don't respect anymore.",603000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Sorry, I can't grant a favor to someone I don't respect anymore.",sorry i cant grant a favor to someone i dont respect anymore,12 +145011,518,96,"Seymour Skinner: (CALLING AFTER, DESPERATE) You can spin in my chair!",607000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,You can spin in my chair!,you can spin in my chair,6 +145012,518,97,Bart Simpson: (SPINNING) Wheee!,609000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Wheee!,wheee,1 +145013,518,98,Gary Chalmers: Spin-ner! Slow down!,612000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Spin-ner! Slow down!,spin-ner slow down,3 +145014,518,99,(Springfield Streets: Ext. springfield streets - day),622000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +145015,518,100,Homer Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),622000,FALSE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +145016,518,101,"Ned Flanders: Well, sir, the Lord wouldn't have placed His meter there if He didn't want me to park.",622000,TRUE,11,1033,Ned Flanders,Springfield Streets,"Well, sir, the Lord wouldn't have placed His meter there if He didn't want me to park.",well sir the lord wouldnt have placed his meter there if he didnt want me to park,17 +145017,518,102,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) This is the easiest money I've ever made, lugging around a ninety pound parking meter!",630000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,"This is the easiest money I've ever made, lugging around a ninety pound parking meter!",this is the easiest money ive ever made lugging around a ninety pound parking meter,15 +145018,518,103,Homer Simpson: (DISGUISING VOICE) It's not that kind!,639000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,It's not that kind!,its not that kind,4 +145019,518,104,"Homer Simpson: All right, now to drag the meter to the next idiot.",646000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,"All right, now to drag the meter to the next idiot.",all right now to drag the meter to the next idiot,11 +145020,518,105,"Homer Simpson: Oh God, my back! (THEN, EVIL CHUCKLE) Suckers! (THEN, PAINED) My discs are grinding! (THEN, EVIL CHUCKLE) Easy money!",650000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Oh God, my back! Suckers! My discs are grinding! Easy money!",oh god my back suckers my discs are grinding easy money,11 +145021,518,106,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),684000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145022,518,107,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - continuous),684000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145023,518,108,"Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLE) Thanks for the freedom of speech, dorks.",684000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Thanks for the freedom of speech, dorks.",thanks for the freedom of speech dorks,7 +145024,518,109,"Homer Simpson: We're cool, right boy?",689000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"We're cool, right boy?",were cool right boy,4 +145025,518,110,Bart Simpson: Nothing a few George Washingtons won't solve.,691000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Nothing a few George Washingtons won't solve.,nothing a few george washingtons wont solve,7 +145026,518,111,Homer Simpson: Now to sleep the sleep of the just.,696000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Now to sleep the sleep of the just.,now to sleep the sleep of the just,8 +145027,518,112,Homer Simpson: (RELIEVED NOISE),696000,FALSE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145028,518,113,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day),713000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +145029,518,114,"Martin Prince: (FINGERS CROSSED) Godspeed, old chum!",713000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"Godspeed, old chum!",godspeed old chum,3 +145030,518,115,Nelson Muntz: Pass the test and your lunch money is yours.,715000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Pass the test and your lunch money is yours.,pass the test and your lunch money is yours,9 +145031,518,116,Kid: (ABOUT ELEVEN) I'm a kid you've never seen. And I speak for all the kids you've never seen.,718000,TRUE,103,3,Kid,Springfield Elementary School,I'm a kid you've never seen. And I speak for all the kids you've never seen.,im a kid youve never seen and i speak for all the kids youve never seen,16 +145032,518,117,"Kid: Do it, man, or you'll never see us again.",723000,TRUE,103,3,Kid,Springfield Elementary School,"Do it, man, or you'll never see us again.",do it man or youll never see us again,9 +145033,518,118,"Bart Simpson: Principal Skinner, could you help me sharpen this pencil?",728000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Principal Skinner, could you help me sharpen this pencil?",principal skinner could you help me sharpen this pencil,9 +145034,518,119,"Seymour Skinner: Well, I guess a little circular grinding might relax me.",731000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I guess a little circular grinding might relax me.",well i guess a little circular grinding might relax me,10 +145035,518,120,Bart Simpson: I can't do this. I'm not ready.,735000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I can't do this. I'm not ready.,i cant do this im not ready,7 +145036,518,121,Seymour Skinner: You really didn't study?,737000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,You really didn't study?,you really didnt study,4 +145037,518,122,"Bart Simpson: Well, I slept on my books, so I might have gotten something through osmosis.",738000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I slept on my books, so I might have gotten something through osmosis.",well i slept on my books so i might have gotten something through osmosis,14 +145038,518,123,Seymour Skinner: So you know what osmosis is!,742000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,So you know what osmosis is!,so you know what osmosis is,6 +145039,518,124,Bart Simpson: Uh... pajamas?,744000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Uh... pajamas?,uh pajamas,2 +145040,518,125,"Seymour Skinner: Let me make this crystal clear to you, Simpson, if you don't pass this test, it will destroy the school.",746000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Let me make this crystal clear to you, Simpson, if you don't pass this test, it will destroy the school.",let me make this crystal clear to you simpson if you dont pass this test it will destroy the school,20 +145041,518,126,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES),746000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +145042,518,127,Seymour Skinner: Our entire school riding on that coffee can head of yours. We've got to get you more time to study. But how?,763000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Our entire school riding on that coffee can head of yours. We've got to get you more time to study. But how?,our entire school riding on that coffee can head of yours weve got to get you more time to study but how,22 +145043,518,128,"Bart Simpson: Pull the fire alarm. I'd do it, but everyone's lookin' at me.",770000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Pull the fire alarm. I'd do it, but everyone's lookin' at me.",pull the fire alarm id do it but everyones lookin at me,12 +145044,518,129,Seymour Skinner: What to do? What to do?,778000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,What to do? What to do?,what to do what to do,6 +145045,518,130,"Angel Skinner: Don't do it, Seymour. You've never broken school rules. Ever.",781000,TRUE,6249,3,Angel Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Don't do it, Seymour. You've never broken school rules. Ever.",dont do it seymour youve never broken school rules ever,10 +145046,518,131,Mrs. Skinner Devil: You wimp!,785000,TRUE,6250,3,Mrs. Skinner Devil,Springfield Elementary School,You wimp!,you wimp,2 +145047,518,132,"Seymour Skinner: Children, remain calm... find your disaster buddy... which is different from your lab partner, but may be the same as your lunchroom buddy.",791000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, remain calm... find your disaster buddy... which is different from your lab partner, but may be the same as your lunchroom buddy.",children remain calm find your disaster buddy which is different from your lab partner but may be the same as your lunchroom buddy,23 +145048,518,133,"Bart Simpson: Well, well, well.",797000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, well, well.",well well well,3 +145049,518,134,Bart Simpson: Looks like Mr. Vanilla just grew some chocolate chips.,801000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Looks like Mr. Vanilla just grew some chocolate chips.,looks like mr vanilla just grew some chocolate chips,9 +145050,518,135,Seymour Skinner: Save your analogies for the analogy portion of the exam.,804000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Save your analogies for the analogy portion of the exam.,save your analogies for the analogy portion of the exam,10 +145051,518,136,"Seymour Skinner: (CONSPIRATORIAL) I bought you time, boy. Don't blow it.",807000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"I bought you time, boy. Don't blow it.",i bought you time boy dont blow it,8 +145052,518,137,Bart Simpson: I won't. I'm gonna ignore everything else on my schedule.,809000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I won't. I'm gonna ignore everything else on my schedule.,i wont im gonna ignore everything else on my schedule,10 +145053,518,138,Seymour Skinner: Pass this test and the eggs are on me.,815000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Pass this test and the eggs are on me.,pass this test and the eggs are on me,9 +145054,518,139,"Bart Simpson: They will be, Seymour. They will be.",817000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"They will be, Seymour. They will be.",they will be seymour they will be,7 +145055,518,140,(Bus Station: int. bus station - evening),824000,FALSE,NA,473,NA,Bus Station,NA,NA,NA +145056,518,141,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I'm king of the bus station!,824000,TRUE,2,473,Homer Simpson,Bus Station,I'm king of the bus station!,im king of the bus station,6 +145057,518,142,(CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK: int. channel six news desk),828000,FALSE,NA,4155,NA,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,NA,NA,NA +145058,518,143,"Kent Brockman: Meter Meter, Quarter Cheater? A rogue parking meter has been terrorizing the streets. Experts estimate the cost to taxpayers at north of fifty dollars.",828000,TRUE,211,4155,Kent Brockman,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,"Meter Meter, Quarter Cheater? A rogue parking meter has been terrorizing the streets. Experts estimate the cost to taxpayers at north of fifty dollars.",meter meter quarter cheater a rogue parking meter has been terrorizing the streets experts estimate the cost to taxpayers at north of fifty dollars,24 +145059,518,144,"Chief Wiggum: That's right, Kent. The entire force is on the lookout for anyone with an excessive amount of change.",836000,TRUE,71,4155,Chief Wiggum,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,"That's right, Kent. The entire force is on the lookout for anyone with an excessive amount of change.",thats right kent the entire force is on the lookout for anyone with an excessive amount of change,18 +145060,518,145,Chief Wiggum: Our top criminologists have a theory as to what the suspect just might look like.,843000,TRUE,71,4155,Chief Wiggum,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,Our top criminologists have a theory as to what the suspect just might look like.,our top criminologists have a theory as to what the suspect just might look like,15 +145061,518,146,Chief Wiggum: But of course that question mark could be an exclamation point or an Interrobang. And the man... or woman... could be Hispanic...,848000,TRUE,71,4155,Chief Wiggum,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,But of course that question mark could be an exclamation point or an Interrobang. And the man... or woman... could be Hispanic...,but of course that question mark could be an exclamation point or an interrobang and the man or woman could be hispanic,22 +145062,518,147,"Chief Wiggum: Or, most frightening, contain no punctuation at all.",851000,TRUE,71,4155,Chief Wiggum,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,"Or, most frightening, contain no punctuation at all.",or most frightening contain no punctuation at all,8 +145063,518,148,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),869000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145064,518,149,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's bedroom - continuous),869000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145065,518,150,"Lisa Simpson: So, how's the studying going?",869000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"So, how's the studying going?",so hows the studying going,5 +145066,518,151,"Bart Simpson: When I start, I'll tell ya.",871000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"When I start, I'll tell ya.",when i start ill tell ya,6 +145067,518,152,Lisa Simpson: This is the most selfish thing you've ever done!,874000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,This is the most selfish thing you've ever done!,this is the most selfish thing youve ever done,9 +145068,518,153,"Lisa Simpson: You're letting your friends go hang because you are lazy, and selfish, and-- (NOTICING BART'S EYES) Hey, are you falling asleep just to spite me?!",876000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"You're letting your friends go hang because you are lazy, and selfish, and-- Hey, are you falling asleep just to spite me?!",youre letting your friends go hang because you are lazy and selfish and-- hey are you falling asleep just to spite me,22 +145069,518,154,"Bart Simpson: Hey, why aren't you eating that?",892000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Hey, why aren't you eating that?",hey why arent you eating that,6 +145070,518,155,DOLPH: There's four of us and eight slices. We don't know how to divide it!,893000,TRUE,146,43,DOLPH,Bart's Bedroom,There's four of us and eight slices. We don't know how to divide it!,theres four of us and eight slices we dont know how to divide it,14 +145071,518,156,Disco Stu: Something Stu forgot the music he loves!,898000,TRUE,1867,43,Disco Stu,Bart's Bedroom,Something Stu forgot the music he loves!,something stu forgot the music he loves,7 +145072,518,157,Bart Simpson: Mrs. Krabappel? Are you a... teacher of the night?,902000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Mrs. Krabappel? Are you a... teacher of the night?,mrs krabappel are you a teacher of the night,9 +145073,518,158,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (SCOFFS) I wish I was a hooker. No one in this town has any money. But the worst thing is what's happened to the school.,906000,TRUE,40,43,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Bart's Bedroom,I wish I was a hooker. No one in this town has any money. But the worst thing is what's happened to the school.,i wish i was a hooker no one in this town has any money but the worst thing is whats happened to the school,24 +145074,518,159,"Bart Simpson: No, no!",912000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"No, no!",no no,2 +145075,518,160,Popeyes: (BITTER GRUMBLING NOISES),912000,FALSE,6251,43,Popeyes,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145076,518,161,Bart Simpson: (AGHAST) What have I done?,920000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,What have I done?,what have i done,4 +145077,518,162,"Lisa Simpson: Spinach farm, huh? That's right, you talk in your sleep.",924000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Spinach farm, huh? That's right, you talk in your sleep.",spinach farm huh thats right you talk in your sleep,10 +145078,518,163,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Lisa, I wanna pass that test, but I need your help.",928000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Lisa, I wanna pass that test, but I need your help.",lisa i wanna pass that test but i need your help,11 +145079,518,164,"Bart Simpson: I have all sorts of problems: lack of attention, I'm afraid of ovals, I only know twenty-four letters... don't you fall asleep on me!",932000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"I have all sorts of problems: lack of attention, I'm afraid of ovals, I only know twenty-four letters... don't you fall asleep on me!",i have all sorts of problems lack of attention im afraid of ovals i only know twenty-four letters dont you fall asleep on me,24 +145080,518,165,(Kwik-E-Mart: ext. Kwik-E-Mart - night - establishing),942000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +145081,518,166,"Marge Simpson: Excuse me, you're that proctor that's shutting down my children's school.",942000,TRUE,1,136,Marge Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Excuse me, you're that proctor that's shutting down my children's school.",excuse me youre that proctor thats shutting down my childrens school,11 +145082,518,167,Jennifer: I don't shut anything down. People cut their own heads and I just tip 'em into the basket.,947000,TRUE,6248,136,Jennifer,Kwik-E-Mart,I don't shut anything down. People cut their own heads and I just tip 'em into the basket.,i dont shut anything down people cut their own heads and i just tip em into the basket,18 +145083,518,168,"Marge Simpson: You've been in public education a long time, haven't you?",952000,TRUE,1,136,Marge Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"You've been in public education a long time, haven't you?",youve been in public education a long time havent you,10 +145084,518,169,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - around midnight),971000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +145085,518,170,"Chief Wiggum: Freeze, Jack Nickel-scum!",971000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,"Freeze, Jack Nickel-scum!",freeze jack nickel-scum,3 +145086,518,171,"Chief Wiggum: You know what they do to parking meter thieves in prison? They probably treat 'em pretty well. But when you get out, you're not eligible for jury duty. Which again, sounds pretty good.",975000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,"You know what they do to parking meter thieves in prison? They probably treat 'em pretty well. But when you get out, you're not eligible for jury duty. Which again, sounds pretty good.",you know what they do to parking meter thieves in prison they probably treat em pretty well but when you get out youre not eligible for jury duty which again sounds pretty good,33 +145087,518,172,"Homer Simpson: (TOSSING QUARTER AT WIGGUM) Eat silver, copper!",986000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Eat silver, copper!",eat silver copper,3 +145088,518,173,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),986000,FALSE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +145089,518,174,"Homer Simpson: Stay with me, man. Stay with me.",995000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Stay with me, man. Stay with me.",stay with me man stay with me,7 +145090,518,175,"Homer Simpson: (DISTRAUGHT) No, no! You're the first successful business I've ever run!",1000000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"No, no! You're the first successful business I've ever run!",no no youre the first successful business ive ever run,10 +145091,518,176,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. bart's room - very late night),1007000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145092,518,177,Bart Simpson: It's hopeless. I can't make up for ten years of goofing off in one day. I need two days!,1007000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,It's hopeless. I can't make up for ten years of goofing off in one day. I need two days!,its hopeless i cant make up for ten years of goofing off in one day i need two days,19 +145093,518,178,"Lisa Simpson: Look, the thing is, it's more important to know how to take a test than knowing what's on it. So, do the ones you know first. If you don't know one, guess B and move on. Now, what is the capital of Massachusetts?",1013000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Look, the thing is, it's more important to know how to take a test than knowing what's on it. So, do the ones you know first. If you don't know one, guess B and move on. Now, what is the capital of Massachusetts?",look the thing is its more important to know how to take a test than knowing whats on it so do the ones you know first if you dont know one guess b and move on now what is the capital of massachusetts,43 +145094,518,179,Bart Simpson: Uh... B?,1026000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Uh... B?,uh b,2 +145095,518,180,Lisa Simpson: Very good.,1027000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Very good.,very good,2 +145096,518,181,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - establishing - day),1034000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +145098,518,183,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) Will you stop that?!,1038000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Will you stop that?!,will you stop that,4 +145099,518,184,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),1043000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145100,518,185,"Marge Simpson: (READS AS SHE WRITES) ""Burly Paper Towels, Burlyville, Minnesota. Dear Sir or Madam: Your paper towel packets promised a hundred and two sheets of towels. But I was blessed to receive one hundred and three. I'm returning the extra towel, unused...""",1043000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Burly Paper Towels, Burlyville, Minnesota. Dear Sir or Madam: Your paper towel packets promised a hundred and two sheets of towels. But I was blessed to receive one hundred and three. I'm returning the extra towel, unused...""",burly paper towels burlyville minnesota dear sir or madam your paper towel packets promised a hundred and two sheets of towels but i was blessed to receive one hundred and three im returning the extra towel unused,37 +145101,518,186,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED MURMUR),1043000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145102,518,187,Marge Simpson: A pillowcase full of quarters?! Where did you get that money and what have you done with the pillows?!,1060000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,A pillowcase full of quarters?! Where did you get that money and what have you done with the pillows?!,a pillowcase full of quarters where did you get that money and what have you done with the pillows,19 +145103,518,188,"Homer Simpson: The pillows are safe at my workstation. As for the quarters... well, I'm ashamed to tell you what I did.",1066000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"The pillows are safe at my workstation. As for the quarters... well, I'm ashamed to tell you what I did.",the pillows are safe at my workstation as for the quarters well im ashamed to tell you what i did,20 +145104,518,189,Homer Simpson: How long have you been in there?,1073000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How long have you been in there?,how long have you been in there,7 +145105,518,190,"Marge Simpson: Well, we're gonna turn this change into change for the better!",1079000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, we're gonna turn this change into change for the better!",well were gonna turn this change into change for the better,11 +145106,518,191,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,1082000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +145107,518,192,(Wishing Well: Ext. wishing well - day),1083000,FALSE,NA,4156,NA,Wishing Well,NA,NA,NA +145108,518,193,Homer Simpson: ...and I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana (TOSSES QUARTER)... that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel (TOSSES QUARTER)... I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't just tossing my money away (TOSSES QUARTER)... and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do (TOSSES QUARTER)...,1083000,TRUE,2,4156,Homer Simpson,Wishing Well,...and I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana ... that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel ... I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't just tossing my money away ... and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do ...,and i wish that mr teeny gets a banana that the isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel i wish that wishing wells worked so i wasnt just tossing my money away and that marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things i do,48 +145109,518,194,Marge Simpson: (SMILING) And I hope Bart passes his test and saves the school.,1103000,TRUE,1,4156,Marge Simpson,Wishing Well,And I hope Bart passes his test and saves the school.,and i hope bart passes his test and saves the school,11 +145110,518,195,"Homer Simpson: Way to get us back on topic, Marge.",1106000,TRUE,2,4156,Homer Simpson,Wishing Well,"Way to get us back on topic, Marge.",way to get us back on topic marge,8 +145111,518,196,(Springfield Elementary School: int. Springfield elementary - test room - continuous),1115000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +145112,518,197,"Thought Bubble Lisa: If you have to guess, guess ""B.""",1115000,TRUE,5649,3,Thought Bubble Lisa,Springfield Elementary School,"If you have to guess, guess ""B.""",if you have to guess guess b,7 +145113,518,198,Thought Bubble Lisa: Not every question!,1115000,TRUE,5649,3,Thought Bubble Lisa,Springfield Elementary School,Not every question!,not every question,3 +145114,518,199,(Skinner's Office: Int. Skinner's office - day),1122000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +145115,518,200,"Gary Chalmers: The second that boy fails, we're knocking down this school.",1122000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"The second that boy fails, we're knocking down this school.",the second that boy fails were knocking down this school,10 +145116,518,201,"Seymour Skinner: Please, have a little faith.",1126000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Please, have a little faith.",please have a little faith,5 +145117,518,202,"Gary Chalmers: I hear you, Seymour. (TO WRECKING BALL OPERATOR) Start the upswing!",1128000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"I hear you, Seymour. Start the upswing!",i hear you seymour start the upswing,7 +145118,518,203,"Bart Simpson: (READING, TOTALLY PUZZLED) The least common blood type is A--B, B--A, C--A.B., D--O. D'oh!",1135000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,"The least common blood type is A--B, B--A, C--A.B., D--O. D'oh!",the least common blood type is a--b b--a c--ab d--o doh,11 +145119,518,204,Jennifer: Ten more seconds.,1135000,TRUE,6248,28,Jennifer,Skinner's Office,Ten more seconds.,ten more seconds,3 +145120,518,205,"Jennifer: (EFFICIENT GRADING NOISES, THEN:) And the last answer... ""C""...is correct.",1158000,TRUE,6248,28,Jennifer,Skinner's Office,"And the last answer... ""C""...is correct.",and the last answer cis correct,6 +145121,518,206,Jennifer: Congratulations. You made it by one.,1165000,TRUE,6248,28,Jennifer,Skinner's Office,Congratulations. You made it by one.,congratulations you made it by one,6 +145122,518,207,"Bart Simpson: (TO SELF) That'll do, bug. That'll do.",1168000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,"That'll do, bug. That'll do.",thatll do bug thatll do,5 +145123,518,208,Gary Chalmers: He passed!,1175000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,He passed!,he passed,2 +145124,518,209,Seymour Skinner: Stop that ball!,1177000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Stop that ball!,stop that ball,3 +145125,518,210,Gary Chalmers: Now your Mom can see you work from her house.,1180000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Now your Mom can see you work from her house.,now your mom can see you work from her house,10 +145126,518,211,Agnes Skinner: Seymour! Stop slouching!,1182000,TRUE,192,28,Agnes Skinner,Skinner's Office,Seymour! Stop slouching!,seymour stop slouching,3 +145127,518,212,(Springfield Elementary School: eXT. sPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - ANOTHER AREA),1192000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +145128,518,213,"Marge Simpson: I'm not sure if you gave my son any... (LOOKS AROUND) extra help. But if you did, thank you.",1192000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm not sure if you gave my son any... extra help. But if you did, thank you.",im not sure if you gave my son any extra help but if you did thank you,17 +145129,518,214,Jennifer: Perhaps this was a test of my humanity. A test I like to think I passed.,1198000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,Perhaps this was a test of my humanity. A test I like to think I passed.,perhaps this was a test of my humanity a test i like to think i passed,16 +145130,518,215,"Marge Simpson: Would you... like to have coffee, or dinner, or just talk?",1204000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Would you... like to have coffee, or dinner, or just talk?",would you like to have coffee or dinner or just talk,11 +145131,518,216,Jennifer: None of the above.,1208000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,None of the above.,none of the above,4 +145132,518,217,Jennifer: Testward ho!,1211000,TRUE,6248,3,Jennifer,Springfield Elementary School,Testward ho!,testward ho,2 +145133,518,218,(Springfield Elementary School Playground: Ext. school playground - the next day),1227000,FALSE,NA,26,NA,Springfield Elementary School Playground,NA,NA,NA +145134,518,219,Seymour Skinner: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),1227000,FALSE,3,26,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Playground,NA,NA,NA +145135,518,220,Wrecking Ball Operator: Is this Wilson Elementary?,1227000,TRUE,6252,26,Wrecking Ball Operator,Springfield Elementary School Playground,Is this Wilson Elementary?,is this wilson elementary,4 +145136,518,221,Seymour Skinner: No!,1228000,TRUE,3,26,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Playground,No!,no,1 +145137,518,222,Wrecking Ball Operator: Sorry!,1228000,TRUE,6252,26,Wrecking Ball Operator,Springfield Elementary School Playground,Sorry!,sorry,1 +145138,519,0,(Springfield: ext. springfield - day),31000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +145139,519,1,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - kitchen - continuous),31000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145140,519,2,"Marge Simpson: ""In this exciting strategy game, you amass resources -- timber, salt fish, and wax -- to fund a syndicate to gain influence with the Doges of Venice.",31000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""In this exciting strategy game, you amass resources -- timber, salt fish, and wax -- to fund a syndicate to gain influence with the Doges of Venice.",in this exciting strategy game you amass resources -- timber salt fish and wax -- to fund a syndicate to gain influence with the doges of venice,27 +145141,519,3,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) Doges?! Why do we have to play this stupid game Lisa likes?,37000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Doges?! Why do we have to play this stupid game Lisa likes?,doges why do we have to play this stupid game lisa likes,12 +145142,519,4,Lisa Simpson: I don't like this game! Nobody likes this game! Even the kids on the box look bored!,44000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't like this game! Nobody likes this game! Even the kids on the box look bored!,i dont like this game nobody likes this game even the kids on the box look bored,17 +145143,519,5,Lisa Simpson: They're miserable.,49000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,They're miserable.,theyre miserable,2 +145144,519,6,Marge Simpson: We have to do something until the storm passes. Now just fill out these customs forms and we can get started.,51000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We have to do something until the storm passes. Now just fill out these customs forms and we can get started.,we have to do something until the storm passes now just fill out these customs forms and we can get started,21 +145145,519,7,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Twister!,58000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Twister!,twister,1 +145146,519,8,"Bart Simpson: No! Whenever we play that, my elbow touches Dad's junk.",59000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No! Whenever we play that, my elbow touches Dad's junk.",no whenever we play that my elbow touches dads junk,10 +145147,519,9,Lisa Simpson: No! (POINTS) Outside the house!,62000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,No! Outside the house!,no outside the house,4 +145148,519,10,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAM),62000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145149,519,11,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) You live like this?,78000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You live like this?,you live like this,4 +145150,519,12,"Homer Simpson: Dear Lord, if thy tornado must take me, please let it take me to Oz, but don't let Flanders be the Scarecrow!",82000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dear Lord, if thy tornado must take me, please let it take me to Oz, but don't let Flanders be the Scarecrow!",dear lord if thy tornado must take me please let it take me to oz but dont let flanders be the scarecrow,22 +145151,519,13,"Homer Simpson: We made it, boy!",91000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"We made it, boy!",we made it boy,4 +145152,519,14,Santa's Little Helper: (TWIRLING BARK),91000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145153,519,15,Homer Simpson: Oh my God. Oh my God. (CALLING) This counts as a walk!,94000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my God. Oh my God. This counts as a walk!,oh my god oh my god this counts as a walk,11 +145154,519,16,Homer Simpson: The tornado took old what's-his-name! I'm going after him!,100000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The tornado took old what's-his-name! I'm going after him!,the tornado took old whats-his-name im going after him,9 +145155,519,17,"Marge Simpson: No, Homie! It's too dangerous!",103000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, Homie! It's too dangerous!",no homie its too dangerous,5 +145156,519,18,"Lenny Leonard: Hey, Homer! We were just doin' a little storm chasing.",106000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,"Hey, Homer! We were just doin' a little storm chasing.",hey homer we were just doin a little storm chasing,10 +145157,519,19,"Homer Simpson: Lenny, take us with you to find our dog! It's okay, Marge, they're professionals.",109000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lenny, take us with you to find our dog! It's okay, Marge, they're professionals.",lenny take us with you to find our dog its okay marge theyre professionals,14 +145158,519,20,"Marge Simpson: What, 'cause they rented a van and taped an antenna to the top?",113000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"What, 'cause they rented a van and taped an antenna to the top?",what cause they rented a van and taped an antenna to the top,13 +145159,519,21,"Lenny Leonard: Not just any tape, duct tape.",117000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,"Not just any tape, duct tape.",not just any tape duct tape,6 +145160,519,22,"Marge Simpson: All right, but I'm coming with you to make sure no one does anything stupid.",120000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, but I'm coming with you to make sure no one does anything stupid.",all right but im coming with you to make sure no one does anything stupid,15 +145161,519,23,"Lenny Leonard: Don't worry, Marge. We bought a ton of safety gear from a highly-respected storm-chaser's widow. (OFF HER LOOK) It's not what you're thinking. He died of a heart attack.",124000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, Marge. We bought a ton of safety gear from a highly-respected storm-chaser's widow. It's not what you're thinking. He died of a heart attack.",dont worry marge we bought a ton of safety gear from a highly-respected storm-chasers widow its not what youre thinking he died of a heart attack,26 +145162,519,24,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, eighty feet up in the air!",133000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, eighty feet up in the air!",yeah eighty feet up in the air,7 +145163,519,25,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - day),135000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +145164,519,26,Carl Carlson: (POINTS O.S.) Behold the awesome nonsense of nature!,135000,TRUE,170,270,Carl Carlson,Springfield Street,Behold the awesome nonsense of nature!,behold the awesome nonsense of nature,6 +145165,519,27,(Lenny's Van: Int. Lenny's van - day),145000,FALSE,NA,4157,NA,Lenny's Van,NA,NA,NA +145166,519,28,"Lenny Leonard: Okay, the tornado that took your dog looked like an F-3, moving westerly.",145000,TRUE,165,4157,Lenny Leonard,Lenny's Van,"Okay, the tornado that took your dog looked like an F-3, moving westerly.",okay the tornado that took your dog looked like an f-3 moving westerly,13 +145167,519,29,Marge Simpson: I guess you do know your weather.,150000,TRUE,1,4157,Marge Simpson,Lenny's Van,I guess you do know your weather.,i guess you do know your weather,7 +145168,519,30,Lenny Leonard: (BASHFUL NOISE) That means a lot coming from such an attractive woman as you.,152000,TRUE,165,4157,Lenny Leonard,Lenny's Van,That means a lot coming from such an attractive woman as you.,that means a lot coming from such an attractive woman as you,12 +145169,519,31,Carl Carlson: I'd say she's prettier than a surface hoar.,155000,TRUE,170,4157,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Van,I'd say she's prettier than a surface hoar.,id say shes prettier than a surface hoar,8 +145170,519,32,Homer Simpson: Hey!,155000,TRUE,2,4157,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Van,Hey!,hey,1 +145171,519,33,"Carl Carlson: Surely you didn't misunderstand my usage of ""surface hoar""--",158000,TRUE,170,4157,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Van,"Surely you didn't misunderstand my usage of ""surface hoar""--",surely you didnt misunderstand my usage of surface hoar--,9 +145172,519,34,Carl Carlson: --the sublimation of ice crystals that's colder than the frost point?,158000,TRUE,170,4157,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Van,--the sublimation of ice crystals that's colder than the frost point?,--the sublimation of ice crystals thats colder than the frost point,11 +145207,519,69,Homer Simpson: Maybe the last words I'll ever write.,316000,TRUE,2,677,Homer Simpson,Field,Maybe the last words I'll ever write.,maybe the last words ill ever write,7 +145208,519,70,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Aw.,318000,TRUE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,Aw.,aw,1 +145173,519,35,"Homer Simpson: Maybe! Look, you guys obviously know about weather, but I understand something much more predictable: women.",164000,TRUE,2,4157,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Van,"Maybe! Look, you guys obviously know about weather, but I understand something much more predictable: women.",maybe look you guys obviously know about weather but i understand something much more predictable women,16 +145174,519,36,Homer Simpson: What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.,172000,TRUE,2,4157,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Van,What women really want is a guy who's confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know she'll still love him.,what women really want is a guy whos confident enough to go completely downhill after marriage and know shell still love him,22 +145175,519,37,Lenny Leonard: I'll tell you what women really want: a man who can hold a note the longest.,180000,TRUE,165,4157,Lenny Leonard,Lenny's Van,I'll tell you what women really want: a man who can hold a note the longest.,ill tell you what women really want a man who can hold a note the longest,16 +145176,519,38,Homer Simpson: That is the stupidest...,184000,TRUE,2,4157,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Van,That is the stupidest...,that is the stupidest,4 +145177,519,39,Carl Carlson: (QUICK) One-two-three-go!,185000,TRUE,170,4157,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Van,One-two-three-go!,one-two-three-go,1 +145178,519,40,Carl Carlson: (ALL SING AND HOLD A BEAUTIFUL MUSICAL CHORD FOR AS LONG AS THEY CAN),185000,FALSE,170,4157,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Van,NA,NA,NA +145179,519,41,"Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) Homer, you do not have to compete with your friends for me.",198000,TRUE,1,4157,Marge Simpson,Lenny's Van,"Homer, you do not have to compete with your friends for me.",homer you do not have to compete with your friends for me,12 +145180,519,42,Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) I would never do that. (SINGS THE NOTE A LITTLE LONGER),201000,TRUE,2,4157,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Van,I would never do that.,i would never do that,5 +145181,519,43,Marge Simpson: Enough with the singing!,205000,TRUE,1,4157,Marge Simpson,Lenny's Van,Enough with the singing!,enough with the singing,4 +145182,519,44,Homer Simpson: Fine. But I swear: I will win you back from Lenny.,205000,TRUE,2,4157,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Van,Fine. But I swear: I will win you back from Lenny.,fine but i swear i will win you back from lenny,11 +145183,519,45,Carl Carlson: (POINTING) 'Nado!,210000,TRUE,170,4157,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Van,'Nado!,nado,1 +145184,519,46,Marge Simpson: (AWESTRUCK) It's like God's vacuum cleaner!,213000,TRUE,1,4157,Marge Simpson,Lenny's Van,It's like God's vacuum cleaner!,its like gods vacuum cleaner,5 +145185,519,47,God: (CHUCKLES),213000,FALSE,774,4157,God,Lenny's Van,NA,NA,NA +145186,519,48,Carl Carlson: (NERVOUS) We're cuttin' it kinda close.,230000,TRUE,170,4157,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Van,We're cuttin' it kinda close.,were cuttin it kinda close,5 +145187,519,49,"Lenny Leonard: Not to worry, we're safe in the van.",232000,TRUE,165,4157,Lenny Leonard,Lenny's Van,"Not to worry, we're safe in the van.",not to worry were safe in the van,8 +145188,519,50,Lenny Leonard: Anyone want their seat warmer?,239000,TRUE,165,4157,Lenny Leonard,Lenny's Van,Anyone want their seat warmer?,anyone want their seat warmer,5 +145189,519,51,Lenny Leonard: (PANIC-STRICKEN) It's gone!,241000,TRUE,165,4157,Lenny Leonard,Lenny's Van,It's gone!,its gone,2 +145190,519,52,"Homer Simpson: Help me, God! What is it I'm paying you for every Sunday?",253000,TRUE,2,4157,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Van,"Help me, God! What is it I'm paying you for every Sunday?",help me god what is it im paying you for every sunday,12 +145191,519,53,Homer Simpson: (FIGHTING WIND) Can always use... a good babysitter.,264000,TRUE,2,4157,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Van,Can always use... a good babysitter.,can always use a good babysitter,6 +145192,519,54,Carl Carlson: I was just twenty-seven years from retirement!,269000,TRUE,170,4157,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Van,I was just twenty-seven years from retirement!,i was just twenty-seven years from retirement,7 +145193,519,55,(Field: Ext. Field - contINUOUS),272000,FALSE,NA,677,NA,Field,NA,NA,NA +145194,519,56,"Lenny Leonard: Oh my God! The twister got Carl, my best friend in the world! (SAD) I can barely remember what he looks like.",272000,TRUE,165,677,Lenny Leonard,Field,"Oh my God! The twister got Carl, my best friend in the world! I can barely remember what he looks like.",oh my god the twister got carl my best friend in the world i can barely remember what he looks like,21 +145195,519,57,Homer Simpson: He was a black guy but his voice sounded like a white guy.,279000,TRUE,2,677,Homer Simpson,Field,He was a black guy but his voice sounded like a white guy.,he was a black guy but his voice sounded like a white guy,13 +145196,519,58,Carl Carlson: Excuse me for wanting to fit in.,283000,TRUE,170,677,Carl Carlson,Field,Excuse me for wanting to fit in.,excuse me for wanting to fit in,7 +145197,519,59,Marge Simpson: And here comes Santa's Little Helper!,285000,TRUE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,And here comes Santa's Little Helper!,and here comes santas little helper,6 +145198,519,60,"Marge Simpson: Homie, we made it!",292000,TRUE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,"Homie, we made it!",homie we made it,4 +145199,519,61,Marge Simpson: (SHRIEKS),292000,FALSE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,NA,NA,NA +145200,519,62,Carl Carlson: Oh my God!,296000,TRUE,170,677,Carl Carlson,Field,Oh my God!,oh my god,3 +145201,519,63,Nelson Muntz: (DOPPLER) Haw haw!,297000,TRUE,101,677,Nelson Muntz,Field,Haw haw!,haw haw,2 +145202,519,64,Lenny Leonard: You're trapped in there good. Once again the big banks stick it to the little guy.,298000,TRUE,165,677,Lenny Leonard,Field,You're trapped in there good. Once again the big banks stick it to the little guy.,youre trapped in there good once again the big banks stick it to the little guy,16 +145203,519,65,Homer Simpson: (PUSHING NOISE),298000,FALSE,2,677,Homer Simpson,Field,NA,NA,NA +145204,519,66,Marge Simpson: Are you pushing?,306000,TRUE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,Are you pushing?,are you pushing,3 +145205,519,67,"Homer Simpson: Yes, it won't give!",307000,TRUE,2,677,Homer Simpson,Field,"Yes, it won't give!",yes it wont give,4 +145206,519,68,Marge Simpson: I don't know if we're gonna be able to get out. What are you writing?,311000,TRUE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,I don't know if we're gonna be able to get out. What are you writing?,i dont know if were gonna be able to get out what are you writing,15 +145209,519,71,"Carl Carlson: Lenny, you calling for help?",321000,TRUE,170,677,Carl Carlson,Field,"Lenny, you calling for help?",lenny you calling for help,5 +145210,519,72,Lenny Leonard: Let them have their moment.,322000,TRUE,165,677,Lenny Leonard,Field,Let them have their moment.,let them have their moment,5 +145211,519,73,Kent Brockman: Kent Brockman here at death's revolving door. Police have arrived on the scene after having fled the state at the first sign of the storm.,329000,TRUE,211,677,Kent Brockman,Field,Kent Brockman here at death's revolving door. Police have arrived on the scene after having fled the state at the first sign of the storm.,kent brockman here at deaths revolving door police have arrived on the scene after having fled the state at the first sign of the storm,25 +145212,519,74,Chief Wiggum: Bulletproof. As I somewhat suspected. But don't you worry. We're having a very expensive crane brought in from Shelbyville.,337000,TRUE,71,677,Chief Wiggum,Field,Bulletproof. As I somewhat suspected. But don't you worry. We're having a very expensive crane brought in from Shelbyville.,bulletproof as i somewhat suspected but dont you worry were having a very expensive crane brought in from shelbyville,19 +145213,519,75,"Chief Wiggum: What's this, a bird?",346000,TRUE,71,677,Chief Wiggum,Field,"What's this, a bird?",whats this a bird,4 +145214,519,76,Bird Wrangler: It's a bird known as a crane. And it got very sick on the way over.,347000,TRUE,6253,677,Bird Wrangler,Field,It's a bird known as a crane. And it got very sick on the way over.,its a bird known as a crane and it got very sick on the way over,16 +145215,519,77,"Chief Wiggum: Well, our top priority is making sure that bird gets well.",352000,TRUE,71,677,Chief Wiggum,Field,"Well, our top priority is making sure that bird gets well.",well our top priority is making sure that bird gets well,11 +145216,519,78,Marge Simpson: Hey! Hello!,355000,TRUE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,Hey! Hello!,hey hello,2 +145217,519,79,"Chief Wiggum: As for you, your only hope is this glass-cutting guy from the hardware store.",358000,TRUE,71,677,Chief Wiggum,Field,"As for you, your only hope is this glass-cutting guy from the hardware store.",as for you your only hope is this glass-cutting guy from the hardware store,14 +145218,519,80,"Worker: You guys wanna come out in a plain circle, or kind of a rosette shape?",362000,TRUE,534,677,Worker,Field,"You guys wanna come out in a plain circle, or kind of a rosette shape?",you guys wanna come out in a plain circle or kind of a rosette shape,15 +145219,519,81,Marge Simpson: Just cut the glass!,366000,TRUE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,Just cut the glass!,just cut the glass,4 +145220,519,82,Worker: Everybody wants it done yesterday. (CHUCKLES),368000,TRUE,534,677,Worker,Field,Everybody wants it done yesterday.,everybody wants it done yesterday,5 +145221,519,83,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),368000,FALSE,1,677,Marge Simpson,Field,NA,NA,NA +145222,519,84,Chief Wiggum: (TO WORKER) Now we're ordering lunch. Wanna go halvesies on a pizza?,368000,TRUE,71,677,Chief Wiggum,Field,Now we're ordering lunch. Wanna go halvesies on a pizza?,now were ordering lunch wanna go halvesies on a pizza,10 +145223,519,85,"Lou: (TO WORKER) FYI, that means you get one slice.",377000,TRUE,91,677,Lou,Field,"FYI, that means you get one slice.",fyi that means you get one slice,7 +145224,519,86,"Chief Wiggum: (TO LOU) Okay, wise guy. You get to pull out the two corpses when we're done.",379000,TRUE,71,677,Chief Wiggum,Field,"Okay, wise guy. You get to pull out the two corpses when we're done.",okay wise guy you get to pull out the two corpses when were done,14 +145225,519,87,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),384000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145226,519,88,"Marge Simpson: Except for the face full of glass when the door finally collapsed, he did a pretty good job.",384000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Except for the face full of glass when the door finally collapsed, he did a pretty good job.",except for the face full of glass when the door finally collapsed he did a pretty good job,18 +145227,519,89,Homer Simpson: Found another one.,390000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Found another one.,found another one,3 +145228,519,90,Lisa Simpson: It was so scary thinking something might happen to you guys.,393000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It was so scary thinking something might happen to you guys.,it was so scary thinking something might happen to you guys,11 +145229,519,91,"Bart Simpson: (EMOTIONAL) Mom, I am so glad you're alive.",399000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, I am so glad you're alive.",mom i am so glad youre alive,7 +145230,519,92,"Homer Simpson: Were you worried about me, boy?",402000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Were you worried about me, boy?",were you worried about me boy,6 +145231,519,93,"Bart Simpson: Sure, why not?",403000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sure, why not?",sure why not,3 +145232,519,94,"Homer Simpson: (ANGRY SPUTTERS, THEN TRYING TO CONTROL HIMSELF) Clearly the boy's in shock.",406000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Clearly the boy's in shock.,clearly the boys in shock,5 +145233,519,95,"Bart Simpson: Oh yeah, I'm a wreck.",409000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh yeah, I'm a wreck.",oh yeah im a wreck,5 +145234,519,96,Homer Simpson: Stop being blasé!,411000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stop being blasé!,stop being blasé,3 +145235,519,97,Bart Simpson: Never!,411000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Never!,never,1 +145236,519,98,"Homer Simpson: (CONTROLLED ANGER) Now I know you kids are scared by what happened, but it's bedtime. Just go into your dark rooms and shut your eyes.",413000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now I know you kids are scared by what happened, but it's bedtime. Just go into your dark rooms and shut your eyes.",now i know you kids are scared by what happened but its bedtime just go into your dark rooms and shut your eyes,23 +145237,519,99,"Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) Homie, if we did both die, we've never named guardians. The kids could end up wards of the state.",421000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, if we did both die, we've never named guardians. The kids could end up wards of the state.",homie if we did both die weve never named guardians the kids could end up wards of the state,19 +145238,519,100,Homer Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Connecticut?,428000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Connecticut?,connecticut,1 +145239,519,101,"Marge Simpson: No, our state.",429000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, our state.",no our state,3 +145240,519,102,"Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED SHRIEK) Okay, you're right. It's hard to imagine anyone else bringing up our kids, but I think the choice is obvious -- my dad.",431000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, you're right. It's hard to imagine anyone else bringing up our kids, but I think the choice is obvious -- my dad.",okay youre right its hard to imagine anyone else bringing up our kids but i think the choice is obvious -- my dad,23 +145241,519,103,Grampa Simpson: (TOUCHED) You'd let me have another chance after the way I screwed things up with you?,440000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,You'd let me have another chance after the way I screwed things up with you?,youd let me have another chance after the way i screwed things up with you,15 +145242,519,104,Homer Simpson: (THINKS) Good point. We'll find somebody else.,446000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Good point. We'll find somebody else.,good point well find somebody else,6 +145243,519,105,"Grampa Simpson: Yup, you're a big bag of blubber soaked in worthless juice.",448000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yup, you're a big bag of blubber soaked in worthless juice.",yup youre a big bag of blubber soaked in worthless juice,11 +145244,519,106,"Homer Simpson: I got it, Dad.",453000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I got it, Dad.",i got it dad,4 +145245,519,107,Grampa Simpson: Why I married you I'll never know.,455000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Why I married you I'll never know.,why i married you ill never know,7 +145246,519,108,"Homer Simpson: Oh yeah? The tornado was more of a father to me than you! (THINKS) Okay, how about my brother? He's rich.",457000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh yeah? The tornado was more of a father to me than you! Okay, how about my brother? He's rich.",oh yeah the tornado was more of a father to me than you okay how about my brother hes rich,20 +145247,519,109,"Herb Powell: Hi, you've reached Herb Powell. I'm poor again--",466000,TRUE,829,5,Herb Powell,Simpson Home,"Hi, you've reached Herb Powell. I'm poor again--",hi youve reached herb powell im poor again--,8 +145248,519,110,Marge Simpson: There's really only one choice. Or should I say two identical choices?,471000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,There's really only one choice. Or should I say two identical choices?,theres really only one choice or should i say two identical choices,12 +145249,519,111,(Patty and Selma's Apartment: Int. Patty and selma's apartment - day),476000,FALSE,NA,325,NA,Patty and Selma's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +145250,519,112,Selma Bouvier: Sugar?,476000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Sugar?,sugar,1 +145251,519,113,"Homer Simpson: Oh, how very kind of you. (UNDER BREATH, TO MARGE) I am not giving our kids to these gravelly-voiced super hags! (THEN, POLITELY TO SELMA) One lump, please.",478000,TRUE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"Oh, how very kind of you. I am not giving our kids to these gravelly-voiced super hags! One lump, please.",oh how very kind of you i am not giving our kids to these gravelly-voiced super hags one lump please,20 +145252,519,114,"Marge Simpson: Homer, my sisters adopted Ling and she's doing great.",484000,TRUE,1,325,Marge Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"Homer, my sisters adopted Ling and she's doing great.",homer my sisters adopted ling and shes doing great,9 +145253,519,115,Selma Bouvier: We've been tiger-mothering her.,487000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,We've been tiger-mothering her.,weve been tiger-mothering her,4 +145254,519,116,"Patty Bouvier: (CLAPS TWICE) Ling, music time!",490000,TRUE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"Ling, music time!",ling music time,3 +145255,519,117,"Selma Bouvier: Ling, floor routine!",493000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"Ling, floor routine!",ling floor routine,3 +145256,519,118,Patty Bouvier: More syncopated! Stick the landing!,498000,TRUE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,More syncopated! Stick the landing!,more syncopated stick the landing,5 +145257,519,119,Selma Bouvier: And no resenting us ever!,500000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,And no resenting us ever!,and no resenting us ever,5 +145258,519,120,Homer Simpson: That's some impressive flute-nastics.,502000,TRUE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,That's some impressive flute-nastics.,thats some impressive flute-nastics,4 +145259,519,121,Selma Bouvier: Shut up! You can't praise her!,504000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Shut up! You can't praise her!,shut up you cant praise her,6 +145260,519,122,Patty Bouvier: She'll think she's smart and slack off.,506000,TRUE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,She'll think she's smart and slack off.,shell think shes smart and slack off,7 +145261,519,123,Selma Bouvier: (GRIM) Then all our loving would be for nothing!,508000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Then all our loving would be for nothing!,then all our loving would be for nothing,8 +145262,519,124,Marge Simpson: (DISTURBED) Maybe we'd better go.,513000,TRUE,1,325,Marge Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Maybe we'd better go.,maybe wed better go,4 +145263,519,125,Patty Bouvier: Didn't you want to ask us something?,515000,TRUE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Didn't you want to ask us something?,didnt you want to ask us something,7 +145264,519,126,Homer Simpson: Goodbye forever!,517000,TRUE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Goodbye forever!,goodbye forever,2 +145265,519,127,Ling: Help me.,519000,TRUE,4345,325,Ling,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Help me.,help me,2 +145266,519,128,"Marge Simpson: I think it's time to go ""off family.""",520000,TRUE,1,325,Marge Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"I think it's time to go ""off family.""",i think its time to go off family,8 +145267,519,129,(Van Houten Home: Int. Van houtens' house - living room - day),523000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +145268,519,130,"Kirk Van Houten: Luanne and I have gone through some rough patches, so to be seen as stable enough to raise your kids -- well... (TEARING UP) It would be an honor.",523000,TRUE,817,275,Kirk Van Houten,Van Houten Home,"Luanne and I have gone through some rough patches, so to be seen as stable enough to raise your kids -- well... It would be an honor.",luanne and i have gone through some rough patches so to be seen as stable enough to raise your kids -- well it would be an honor,27 +145297,519,159,Man: (FURIOUS) What the hell are you doing?,692000,TRUE,311,151,Man,Simpson Car,What the hell are you doing?,what the hell are you doing,6 +146025,522,44,Auctioneer: Five-fifty!,173000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Five-fifty!,five-fifty,1 +145269,519,131,Luann Van Houten: (TO KIRK) You know what else would be an honor? Having a husband who asks my opinion before inviting in three more mouths he can't feed!,532000,TRUE,591,275,Luann Van Houten,Van Houten Home,You know what else would be an honor? Having a husband who asks my opinion before inviting in three more mouths he can't feed!,you know what else would be an honor having a husband who asks my opinion before inviting in three more mouths he cant feed,24 +145270,519,132,Kirk Van Houten: Hey Luanne! You always asked me what I saw in Vicky at the Walgreens -- well I'll tell you what I saw: not you!,539000,TRUE,817,275,Kirk Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Hey Luanne! You always asked me what I saw in Vicky at the Walgreens -- well I'll tell you what I saw: not you!,hey luanne you always asked me what i saw in vicky at the walgreens -- well ill tell you what i saw not you,24 +145271,519,133,Luann Van Houten: You told me you didn't even know her name!,546000,TRUE,591,275,Luann Van Houten,Van Houten Home,You told me you didn't even know her name!,you told me you didnt even know her name,9 +145272,519,134,"Kirk Van Houten: Well, that's her name, okay?",549000,TRUE,817,275,Kirk Van Houten,Van Houten Home,"Well, that's her name, okay?",well thats her name okay,5 +145273,519,135,(Cletus's Front Porch: ext. cletus's front porch - day),550000,FALSE,NA,4158,NA,Cletus's Front Porch,NA,NA,NA +145274,519,136,Brandine Del Roy: Let me get this straight: we have seventeen kids and you want us to take three more?,550000,TRUE,1875,4158,Brandine Del Roy,Cletus's Front Porch,Let me get this straight: we have seventeen kids and you want us to take three more?,let me get this straight we have seventeen kids and you want us to take three more,17 +145275,519,137,Cletus Spuckler: Anything new that wanders into this house winds up in the stew pot.,555000,TRUE,1413,4158,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Front Porch,Anything new that wanders into this house winds up in the stew pot.,anything new that wanders into this house winds up in the stew pot,13 +145276,519,138,(BRANDINE'S KITCHEN: Int. Brandine's kitchen - continuous),560000,FALSE,NA,4159,NA,BRANDINE'S KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +145277,519,139,(GRADY AND JULIO'S HOUSE: Ext. Grady and Julio's house - day),560000,FALSE,NA,4160,NA,GRADY AND JULIO'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +145278,519,140,"Julio: I am so sorry, but we just adopted a baby.",560000,TRUE,3853,4160,Julio,GRADY AND JULIO'S HOUSE,"I am so sorry, but we just adopted a baby.",i am so sorry but we just adopted a baby,10 +145279,519,141,Grizzly Shawn: Give me back my pants! I've gotta get back to my unit.,563000,TRUE,5761,4160,Grizzly Shawn,GRADY AND JULIO'S HOUSE,Give me back my pants! I've gotta get back to my unit.,give me back my pants ive gotta get back to my unit,12 +145280,519,142,Julio: Someone's cranky.,566000,TRUE,3853,4160,Julio,GRADY AND JULIO'S HOUSE,Someone's cranky.,someones cranky,2 +145281,519,143,"Homer Simpson: All right, Marge. Maybe we're being a little too choosy about who our kids spend the rest of their lives with. We'll take what we can get.",568000,TRUE,2,4160,Homer Simpson,GRADY AND JULIO'S HOUSE,"All right, Marge. Maybe we're being a little too choosy about who our kids spend the rest of their lives with. We'll take what we can get.",all right marge maybe were being a little too choosy about who our kids spend the rest of their lives with well take what we can get,27 +145282,519,144,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),579000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +145283,519,145,Marge Simpson: Uh oh. I wonder if word has gotten out that we're looking for guardians.,579000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,Uh oh. I wonder if word has gotten out that we're looking for guardians.,uh oh i wonder if word has gotten out that were looking for guardians,14 +145284,519,146,Snake Jailbird: Go! Go!,595000,TRUE,518,270,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Street,Go! Go!,go go,2 +145285,519,147,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (CALLING DOWN INTO SEWER) All right, the coast is clear.",631000,TRUE,332,270,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Street,"All right, the coast is clear.",all right the coast is clear,6 +145286,519,148,"Gil Gunderson: Wait a minute, I live here.",637000,TRUE,2369,270,Gil Gunderson,Springfield Street,"Wait a minute, I live here.",wait a minute i live here,6 +145287,519,149,(COASTAL HIGHWAY: Ext. coastal highway - day - establishing),650000,FALSE,NA,4161,NA,COASTAL HIGHWAY,NA,NA,NA +145288,519,150,(Simpson Car: Int. Simpson car - continuous),650000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +145289,519,151,Lisa Simpson: Where are we going?,650000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Where are we going?,where are we going,4 +145290,519,152,Bart Simpson: And why are we wearing our good clothes?,651000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,And why are we wearing our good clothes?,and why are we wearing our good clothes,8 +145291,519,153,Lisa Simpson: With nametags on them?,652000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,With nametags on them?,with nametags on them,4 +145292,519,154,"Homer Simpson: Kids, there's nothing to worry about...but we're looking at replacements for your Mom and me if we should fail to die together as a family.",656000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Kids, there's nothing to worry about...but we're looking at replacements for your Mom and me if we should fail to die together as a family.",kids theres nothing to worry aboutbut were looking at replacements for your mom and me if we should fail to die together as a family,25 +145293,519,155,"Bart Simpson: Oh, I see. You guys are trying to find a couple of saps to take us when dad has a coronary in the dead of night, rolls over, and crushes mom.",667000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,"Oh, I see. You guys are trying to find a couple of saps to take us when dad has a coronary in the dead of night, rolls over, and crushes mom.",oh i see you guys are trying to find a couple of saps to take us when dad has a coronary in the dead of night rolls over and crushes mom,31 +145294,519,156,Homer Simpson: This is not that! And that smart-alecky attitude is exactly why no one wants you!,674000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,This is not that! And that smart-alecky attitude is exactly why no one wants you!,this is not that and that smart-alecky attitude is exactly why no one wants you,15 +145295,519,157,"Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) Homer! Dual incomes, no kids at two o'clock!",679000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"Homer! Dual incomes, no kids at two o'clock!",homer dual incomes no kids at two oclock,8 +145296,519,158,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I'll nudge 'em with the car. We'll get a whole ""meet cute"" thing going.",685000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Okay, I'll nudge 'em with the car. We'll get a whole ""meet cute"" thing going.",okay ill nudge em with the car well get a whole meet cute thing going,15 +145298,519,160,"Wife: (CHARMED, SLIGHT MID-ATLANTIC ACCENT) Keith, relax. Look at those adorable children!",693000,TRUE,565,151,Wife,Simpson Car,"Keith, relax. Look at those adorable children!",keith relax look at those adorable children,7 +145299,519,161,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) I think I hear a slight accent.,698000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,I think I hear a slight accent.,i think i hear a slight accent,7 +145300,519,162,Wife: (NODS) Mid-Atlantic!,701000,TRUE,565,151,Wife,Simpson Car,Mid-Atlantic!,mid-atlantic,1 +145301,519,163,"Marge Simpson: (TERRIFIED) That's where they filmed ""The Wire""! Step on it!",702000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"That's where they filmed ""The Wire""! Step on it!",thats where they filmed the wire step on it,9 +145302,519,164,Lisa Simpson: This is a pretty important decision.,707000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,This is a pretty important decision.,this is a pretty important decision,6 +145303,519,165,Bart Simpson: How 'bout asking that Japanese guy who set the world record for eating hot dogs? He's like a successful version of dad.,709000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,How 'bout asking that Japanese guy who set the world record for eating hot dogs? He's like a successful version of dad.,how bout asking that japanese guy who set the world record for eating hot dogs hes like a successful version of dad,22 +145304,519,166,"Marge Simpson: Maybe we should just give up for now, have some fried clams and collect sea glass.",716000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"Maybe we should just give up for now, have some fried clams and collect sea glass.",maybe we should just give up for now have some fried clams and collect sea glass,16 +145305,519,167,Homer Simpson: Wait! What about that couple? They look pretty cozy.,721000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Wait! What about that couple? They look pretty cozy.,wait what about that couple they look pretty cozy,9 +145306,519,168,Marge Simpson: (LOOKS CLOSER) That's Moe and a bag of garbage.,725000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,That's Moe and a bag of garbage.,thats moe and a bag of garbage,7 +145307,519,169,Moe Szyslak: (REALIZING NOISE) Cats sure breed a lot.,728000,TRUE,17,151,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Car,Cats sure breed a lot.,cats sure breed a lot,5 +145308,519,170,"Moe Szyslak: (ANGUISHED NOISE) Why would you do that to me, after I thought about feedin' you?",728000,TRUE,17,151,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Car,"Why would you do that to me, after I thought about feedin' you?",why would you do that to me after i thought about feedin you,13 +145309,519,171,(Beach: Ext. beach - a little later),744000,FALSE,NA,348,NA,Beach,NA,NA,NA +145310,519,172,Bart Simpson: Whoa! Look at that guy!,744000,TRUE,8,348,Bart Simpson,Beach,Whoa! Look at that guy!,whoa look at that guy,5 +145311,519,173,Mav: Yo. I'm Mav.,758000,TRUE,6254,348,Mav,Beach,Yo. I'm Mav.,yo im mav,3 +145312,519,174,"Bart Simpson: Wow, a man's stomach can be flat?",760000,TRUE,8,348,Bart Simpson,Beach,"Wow, a man's stomach can be flat?",wow a mans stomach can be flat,7 +145313,519,175,Mav: (SMILES) It's one of the like awesome side effects of being a pro surfer.,763000,TRUE,6254,348,Mav,Beach,It's one of the like awesome side effects of being a pro surfer.,its one of the like awesome side effects of being a pro surfer,13 +145314,519,176,Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),763000,FALSE,8,348,Bart Simpson,Beach,NA,NA,NA +145315,519,177,Lisa Simpson: Someone's smitten.,768000,TRUE,9,348,Lisa Simpson,Beach,Someone's smitten.,someones smitten,2 +145316,519,178,"Portia: Whoa, way to shralp the crispies, babe.",770000,TRUE,6255,348,Portia,Beach,"Whoa, way to shralp the crispies, babe.",whoa way to shralp the crispies babe,7 +145317,519,179,"Mav: My wife, Portia.",772000,TRUE,6254,348,Mav,Beach,"My wife, Portia.",my wife portia,3 +145318,519,180,Lisa Simpson: (SLIGHT CONDESCENSION) Another surfer?,774000,TRUE,9,348,Lisa Simpson,Beach,Another surfer?,another surfer,2 +145319,519,181,Portia: Environmental lawyer.,775000,TRUE,6255,348,Portia,Beach,Environmental lawyer.,environmental lawyer,2 +145320,519,182,Lisa Simpson: (INCREDIBLY SMITTEN NOISE),775000,FALSE,9,348,Lisa Simpson,Beach,NA,NA,NA +145321,519,183,Portia: And in my free time I prosecute record companies who withhold royalties from elderly blues musicians.,779000,TRUE,6255,348,Portia,Beach,And in my free time I prosecute record companies who withhold royalties from elderly blues musicians.,and in my free time i prosecute record companies who withhold royalties from elderly blues musicians,16 +145322,519,184,Lisa Simpson: (EVEN MORE SMITTEN NOISE),779000,FALSE,9,348,Lisa Simpson,Beach,NA,NA,NA +145323,519,185,Bart Simpson: Um... why don't we discuss it over dinner?,790000,TRUE,8,348,Bart Simpson,Beach,Um... why don't we discuss it over dinner?,um why dont we discuss it over dinner,8 +145324,519,186,Mav: Discuss what?,793000,TRUE,6254,348,Mav,Beach,Discuss what?,discuss what,2 +145325,519,187,Lisa Simpson: Things that you're desperately missing from your life that you never knew you needed.,794000,TRUE,9,348,Lisa Simpson,Beach,Things that you're desperately missing from your life that you never knew you needed.,things that youre desperately missing from your life that you never knew you needed,14 +145326,519,188,Mav: Cool! See you at six.,797000,TRUE,6254,348,Mav,Beach,Cool! See you at six.,cool see you at six,5 +145327,519,189,(MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD: Ext. Mav and Portia's back yard - a little after 7),801000,FALSE,NA,4162,NA,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,NA,NA,NA +145328,519,190,"Marge Simpson: So, surfing is really your job?",801000,TRUE,1,4162,Marge Simpson,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,"So, surfing is really your job?",so surfing is really your job,6 +145329,519,191,"Mav: (SHRUGS) Yeah, I earned a couple million on the tour last year.",804000,TRUE,6254,4162,Mav,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,"Yeah, I earned a couple million on the tour last year.",yeah i earned a couple million on the tour last year,11 +145330,519,192,Marge Simpson: Just for standing on a thing?,806000,TRUE,1,4162,Marge Simpson,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,Just for standing on a thing?,just for standing on a thing,6 +145331,519,193,"Homer Simpson: Wowww. Your house is perfect. No sharp corners, no unsafe balconies, a cool Grampa...",809000,TRUE,2,4162,Homer Simpson,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,"Wowww. Your house is perfect. No sharp corners, no unsafe balconies, a cool Grampa...",wowww your house is perfect no sharp corners no unsafe balconies a cool grampa,14 +145359,519,221,Lisa Simpson: (LAUGH AGAIN),924000,FALSE,9,4164,Lisa Simpson,PORTIA AND MAV'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +145332,519,194,Mav's Dad: (CLARK GABLE) I love two things: shutting up and giving away money.,818000,TRUE,6256,4162,Mav's Dad,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,I love two things: shutting up and giving away money.,i love two things shutting up and giving away money,10 +145333,519,195,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, (TOUCHED) Thanks, Dad.",822000,TRUE,2,4162,Homer Simpson,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,"Ooh, Thanks, Dad.",ooh thanks dad,3 +145334,519,196,Lisa Simpson: What's that stone around your neck?,825000,TRUE,9,4162,Lisa Simpson,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,What's that stone around your neck?,whats that stone around your neck,6 +145335,519,197,"Mav's Dad: It's a promise stone. It signifies that if I ever get to be a burden, I just jump in a volcano.",827000,TRUE,6256,4162,Mav's Dad,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,"It's a promise stone. It signifies that if I ever get to be a burden, I just jump in a volcano.",its a promise stone it signifies that if i ever get to be a burden i just jump in a volcano,21 +145336,519,198,"Homer Simpson: Wow. I assumed The Jackson Five were the only perfect family, but now I see there's another.",832000,TRUE,2,4162,Homer Simpson,MAV AND PORTIA'S BACK YARD,"Wow. I assumed The Jackson Five were the only perfect family, but now I see there's another.",wow i assumed the jackson five were the only perfect family but now i see theres another,17 +145337,519,199,(Portia's Home Office: Int. Portia's home office - a little later),839000,FALSE,NA,4163,NA,Portia's Home Office,NA,NA,NA +145338,519,200,"Lisa Simpson: (RE: DIPLOMAS) Princeton, B.A., Oxford, M.A. -- I smell a Rhodes.",839000,TRUE,9,4163,Lisa Simpson,Portia's Home Office,"Princeton, B.A., Oxford, M.A. -- I smell a Rhodes.",princeton ba oxford ma -- i smell a rhodes,9 +145339,519,201,"Portia: Nah, I turned it down because Cecil Rhodes was such a racist.",843000,TRUE,6255,4163,Portia,Portia's Home Office,"Nah, I turned it down because Cecil Rhodes was such a racist.",nah i turned it down because cecil rhodes was such a racist,12 +145340,519,202,Lisa Simpson: (REALLY HUGE SWOON),843000,FALSE,9,4163,Lisa Simpson,Portia's Home Office,NA,NA,NA +145341,519,203,"Homer Simpson: Uh, say, listen, Portia. How would you and Mav feel about... (MEANINGFUL) um, swinging?",848000,TRUE,2,4163,Homer Simpson,Portia's Home Office,"Uh, say, listen, Portia. How would you and Mav feel about... um, swinging?",uh say listen portia how would you and mav feel about um swinging,13 +145342,519,204,Portia: With you guys? Uh... seems like my husband would be getting the much better deal.,855000,TRUE,6255,4163,Portia,Portia's Home Office,With you guys? Uh... seems like my husband would be getting the much better deal.,with you guys uh seems like my husband would be getting the much better deal,15 +145343,519,205,"Homer Simpson: No, no, no. I meant pushing kids on swings.",860000,TRUE,2,4163,Homer Simpson,Portia's Home Office,"No, no, no. I meant pushing kids on swings.",no no no i meant pushing kids on swings,9 +145344,519,206,Portia: Give me a minute to get some images out of my mind.,863000,TRUE,6255,4163,Portia,Portia's Home Office,Give me a minute to get some images out of my mind.,give me a minute to get some images out of my mind,12 +145345,519,207,"Homer Simpson: Okay, take whatever time you need. (GESTURES TO KIDS) I just want to know if you'd like to be their guardians.",866000,TRUE,2,4163,Homer Simpson,Portia's Home Office,"Okay, take whatever time you need. I just want to know if you'd like to be their guardians.",okay take whatever time you need i just want to know if youd like to be their guardians,18 +145346,519,208,"Portia: Wow. Wow, that's quite an offer.",871000,TRUE,6255,4163,Portia,Portia's Home Office,"Wow. Wow, that's quite an offer.",wow wow thats quite an offer,6 +145347,519,209,Portia: This is so fast... it's so hard to get to know a child after just one day I...,874000,TRUE,6255,4163,Portia,Portia's Home Office,This is so fast... it's so hard to get to know a child after just one day I...,this is so fast its so hard to get to know a child after just one day i,18 +145348,519,210,Bart Simpson: (POLITE) All you need to know is I'm a politeness monster who eats please and farts thank yous. (POLITE BOW) Ma'am.,879000,TRUE,8,4163,Bart Simpson,Portia's Home Office,All you need to know is I'm a politeness monster who eats please and farts thank yous. Ma'am.,all you need to know is im a politeness monster who eats please and farts thank yous maam,18 +145349,519,211,Lisa Simpson: I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.,884000,TRUE,9,4163,Lisa Simpson,Portia's Home Office,I'm exactly the kind of kid he's pretending to be.,im exactly the kind of kid hes pretending to be,10 +145350,519,212,"Mav: (ENTERS) Babe, when a killer wave hits, you can't spend your whole life deciding if you want to drop in or not. It just might be the most righteous tube we ever shot.",893000,TRUE,6254,4163,Mav,Portia's Home Office,"Babe, when a killer wave hits, you can't spend your whole life deciding if you want to drop in or not. It just might be the most righteous tube we ever shot.",babe when a killer wave hits you cant spend your whole life deciding if you want to drop in or not it just might be the most righteous tube we ever shot,32 +145351,519,213,"Homer Simpson: Man, you sure can talk surfer talk.",900000,TRUE,2,4163,Homer Simpson,Portia's Home Office,"Man, you sure can talk surfer talk.",man you sure can talk surfer talk,7 +145352,519,214,"Portia: Okay, we'll give some serious thought to taking them.",903000,TRUE,6255,4163,Portia,Portia's Home Office,"Okay, we'll give some serious thought to taking them.",okay well give some serious thought to taking them,9 +145353,519,215,Homer Simpson: Maybe this'll help you make up your mind.,906000,TRUE,2,4163,Homer Simpson,Portia's Home Office,Maybe this'll help you make up your mind.,maybe thisll help you make up your mind,8 +145354,519,216,Portia: It's empty.,910000,TRUE,6255,4163,Portia,Portia's Home Office,It's empty.,its empty,2 +145355,519,217,Homer Simpson: You never know when you might wanna mail something.,912000,TRUE,2,4163,Homer Simpson,Portia's Home Office,You never know when you might wanna mail something.,you never know when you might wanna mail something,9 +145356,519,218,(PORTIA AND MAV'S HOUSE: Ext. Portia and mav's house - day),916000,FALSE,NA,4164,NA,PORTIA AND MAV'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +145357,519,219,Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE TIPSY) Homie... it's been a wonderful day... but do you think maybe we're moving a little too quickly?,916000,TRUE,1,4164,Marge Simpson,PORTIA AND MAV'S HOUSE,Homie... it's been a wonderful day... but do you think maybe we're moving a little too quickly?,homie its been a wonderful day but do you think maybe were moving a little too quickly,17 +145358,519,220,Homer Simpson: Worrywart Marge. You don't look a Trojan Horse in the mouth.,924000,TRUE,2,4164,Homer Simpson,PORTIA AND MAV'S HOUSE,Worrywart Marge. You don't look a Trojan Horse in the mouth.,worrywart marge you dont look a trojan horse in the mouth,11 +145360,519,222,Marge Simpson: But we know so little about them.,932000,TRUE,1,4164,Marge Simpson,PORTIA AND MAV'S HOUSE,But we know so little about them.,but we know so little about them,7 +145361,519,223,"Homer Simpson: I swear to you, Marge, when I have the time, I will Google them both.",934000,TRUE,2,4164,Homer Simpson,PORTIA AND MAV'S HOUSE,"I swear to you, Marge, when I have the time, I will Google them both.",i swear to you marge when i have the time i will google them both,15 +145362,519,224,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),942000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145363,519,225,"Mav: S'all good, bra.",942000,TRUE,6254,5,Mav,Simpson Home,"S'all good, bra.",sall good bra,3 +145364,519,226,"Portia: (LOOKS AROUND) Hey, where's Bart?",944000,TRUE,6255,5,Portia,Simpson Home,"Hey, where's Bart?",hey wheres bart,3 +145365,519,227,"Homer Simpson: Oh, uh, well, he wanted to be here, but (DECREASING VOLUME OF HIS VOICE) I'm gonna decrease the volume of my voice and mumble so you can't really understand what I'm saying... (ETC.)",946000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, uh, well, he wanted to be here, but I'm gonna decrease the volume of my voice and mumble so you can't really understand what I'm saying...",oh uh well he wanted to be here but im gonna decrease the volume of my voice and mumble so you cant really understand what im saying,27 +145366,519,228,(Sea Captain's Boat: Ext. sea captain's boat - evening),955000,FALSE,NA,4165,NA,Sea Captain's Boat,NA,NA,NA +145367,519,229,Captain Horatio McCallister: Your father says I need to keep you lashed to the mast for five more arrrs.,955000,TRUE,944,4165,Captain Horatio McCallister,Sea Captain's Boat,Your father says I need to keep you lashed to the mast for five more arrrs.,your father says i need to keep you lashed to the mast for five more arrrs,16 +145368,519,230,Bart Simpson: Is that arrrs or hours?,960000,TRUE,8,4165,Bart Simpson,Sea Captain's Boat,Is that arrrs or hours?,is that arrrs or hours,5 +145369,519,231,Captain Horatio McCallister: Both.,960000,TRUE,944,4165,Captain Horatio McCallister,Sea Captain's Boat,Both.,both,1 +145370,519,232,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - continuous),963000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145371,519,233,Homer Simpson: Great. And now my Dad can notarize.,963000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Great. And now my Dad can notarize.,great and now my dad can notarize,7 +145372,519,234,Grampa Simpson: I still have my uses!,966000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I still have my uses!,i still have my uses,5 +145373,519,235,Homer Simpson: Name another.,970000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Name another.,name another,2 +145374,519,236,Grampa Simpson: (SAD MOAN),970000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145375,519,237,"Marge Simpson: Well, I must admit it's a relief to get that taken care of.",973000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I must admit it's a relief to get that taken care of.",well i must admit its a relief to get that taken care of,13 +145376,519,238,Homer Simpson: Now I can finally complete my bucket list.,977000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now I can finally complete my bucket list.,now i can finally complete my bucket list,8 +145377,519,239,"Portia: Homer, Marge... we have a favor to ask.",982000,TRUE,6255,5,Portia,Simpson Home,"Homer, Marge... we have a favor to ask.",homer marge we have a favor to ask,8 +145378,519,240,"Homer Simpson: Too late! You already signed! Oh wait, there's one more.",986000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Too late! You already signed! Oh wait, there's one more.",too late you already signed oh wait theres one more,10 +145379,519,241,"Homer Simpson: Suckers!!! Oh wait, you've gotta initial this.",992000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Suckers!!! Oh wait, you've gotta initial this.",suckers oh wait youve gotta initial this,7 +145380,519,242,Homer Simpson: Check mate.,998000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Check mate.,check mate,2 +145381,519,243,"Portia: (CHUCKLES) Listen, Homer, we just wanted to know if we could borrow the kids for a weekend at our ski house. We thought they could pick out their bedrooms...",1000000,TRUE,6255,5,Portia,Simpson Home,"Listen, Homer, we just wanted to know if we could borrow the kids for a weekend at our ski house. We thought they could pick out their bedrooms...",listen homer we just wanted to know if we could borrow the kids for a weekend at our ski house we thought they could pick out their bedrooms,28 +145382,519,244,Marge Simpson: A whole weekend? I don't know...,1006000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,A whole weekend? I don't know...,a whole weekend i dont know,6 +145383,519,245,"Homer Simpson: Hey, if they can watch 'em for the rest of their lives they can certainly do it for a weekend.",1009000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, if they can watch 'em for the rest of their lives they can certainly do it for a weekend.",hey if they can watch em for the rest of their lives they can certainly do it for a weekend,20 +145384,519,246,Marge Simpson: I guess. As long as we don't make it a habit.,1014000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess. As long as we don't make it a habit.,i guess as long as we dont make it a habit,11 +145385,519,247,"Homer Simpson: Marge, no indulgence of mine ever becomes a habit.",1017000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, no indulgence of mine ever becomes a habit.",marge no indulgence of mine ever becomes a habit,9 +145386,519,248,Marge Simpson: Do you have to do that in front of people?,1026000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Do you have to do that in front of people?,do you have to do that in front of people,10 +145387,519,249,Homer Simpson: It helps me write.,1029000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It helps me write.,it helps me write,4 +145388,519,250,(Springfield Street: EXT. SPRINGFIELD STREET - DAY),1041000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +145389,519,251,"Homer Simpson: Marge, this has been great couples time. The one thing people with kids desperately need is no kids!",1041000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Marge, this has been great couples time. The one thing people with kids desperately need is no kids!",marge this has been great couples time the one thing people with kids desperately need is no kids,18 +145390,519,252,"Marge Simpson: Well, at least we have time to get the pets' Christmas presents.",1047000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,"Well, at least we have time to get the pets' Christmas presents.",well at least we have time to get the pets christmas presents,12 +145445,520,11,Male Gps: ...so you will obey.,108000,TRUE,6257,4167,Male Gps,NEUTRAL LOCATION,...so you will obey.,so you will obey,4 +145391,519,253,Homer Simpson: I don't like the way they just rip the paper off. Santa's Little Helper my ass.,1051000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,I don't like the way they just rip the paper off. Santa's Little Helper my ass.,i dont like the way they just rip the paper off santas little helper my ass,16 +145392,519,254,Marge Simpson: (HUGE STUNNED GASP),1051000,FALSE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +145393,519,255,Marge Simpson: Oh God! They want to steal our kids!,1057000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,Oh God! They want to steal our kids!,oh god they want to steal our kids,8 +145394,519,256,Homer Simpson: (INDIGNANT) No one steals my kids... except me... from that theme park jail... that I never told you about... except I guess I just did... we're all caught up now... let's go!,1066000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,No one steals my kids... except me... from that theme park jail... that I never told you about... except I guess I just did... we're all caught up now... let's go!,no one steals my kids except me from that theme park jail that i never told you about except i guess i just did were all caught up now lets go,31 +145395,519,257,Marge Simpson: It all makes sense now.,1079000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,It all makes sense now.,it all makes sense now,5 +145396,519,258,Marge Simpson: That's why they took our kids so quick.,1082000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,That's why they took our kids so quick.,thats why they took our kids so quick,8 +145397,519,259,"Homer Simpson: Like all childless couples, they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.",1084000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Like all childless couples, they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young.",like all childless couples they troll the beaches waiting for the egg-layers to wander off from their young,18 +145398,519,260,Marge Simpson: She's gonna raise three kids without wrecking that perfect figure.,1091000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,She's gonna raise three kids without wrecking that perfect figure.,shes gonna raise three kids without wrecking that perfect figure,10 +145399,519,261,"Homer Simpson: (TURNED ON) Oh yeah, man.",1094000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Oh yeah, man.",oh yeah man,3 +145400,519,262,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, Marge. We'll get 'em. Unless we die on this icy mountain road. Then they've won forever.",1097000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Don't worry, Marge. We'll get 'em. Unless we die on this icy mountain road. Then they've won forever.",dont worry marge well get em unless we die on this icy mountain road then theyve won forever,18 +145401,519,263,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I just had a horrible thought.",1103000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,"Homie, I just had a horrible thought.",homie i just had a horrible thought,7 +145402,519,264,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Women and their horrible thoughts.,1107000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Women and their horrible thoughts.,women and their horrible thoughts,5 +145403,519,265,Marge Simpson: What if they are better for the kids than us?,1109000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,What if they are better for the kids than us?,what if they are better for the kids than us,10 +145404,519,266,"Homer Simpson: Marge, let me set your mind straight about something -- that spectacular young couple is definitely better for the kids. But those kids are ours, because we made them, by accident. And now, we're gonna take them back because we love them, especially now that we've had a little time apart from them.",1112000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Marge, let me set your mind straight about something -- that spectacular young couple is definitely better for the kids. But those kids are ours, because we made them, by accident. And now, we're gonna take them back because we love them, especially now that we've had a little time apart from them.",marge let me set your mind straight about something -- that spectacular young couple is definitely better for the kids but those kids are ours because we made them by accident and now were gonna take them back because we love them especially now that weve had a little time apart from them,53 +145405,519,267,"Homer Simpson: (ANGRY) I've got a bone to pick with you! (CALM) Then, an apology to make. Then, we exchange insurance information. (SHAKING FIST, MAD) Then, more bone picking!",1132000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"I've got a bone to pick with you! Then, an apology to make. Then, we exchange insurance information. Then, more bone picking!",ive got a bone to pick with you then an apology to make then we exchange insurance information then more bone picking,22 +145406,519,268,(Mav and Portia's Ski House: int. Mav and portia's ski house - day),1143000,FALSE,NA,4166,NA,Mav and Portia's Ski House,NA,NA,NA +145407,519,269,"Mav: Homer, Marge... I understand your anger, but your kids are more awesome than the breaks at Waimea.",1143000,TRUE,6254,4166,Mav,Mav and Portia's Ski House,"Homer, Marge... I understand your anger, but your kids are more awesome than the breaks at Waimea.",homer marge i understand your anger but your kids are more awesome than the breaks at waimea,17 +145408,519,270,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Those better be good breaks.,1150000,TRUE,2,4166,Homer Simpson,Mav and Portia's Ski House,Those better be good breaks.,those better be good breaks,5 +145409,519,271,"Mav: Honestly, we fell in love with 'em and it seemed like you guys didn't really want 'em.",1152000,TRUE,6254,4166,Mav,Mav and Portia's Ski House,"Honestly, we fell in love with 'em and it seemed like you guys didn't really want 'em.",honestly we fell in love with em and it seemed like you guys didnt really want em,17 +145410,519,272,"Homer Simpson: Sure you wanted the fun parts, but do you want to go to their little league games and recitals?",1158000,TRUE,2,4166,Homer Simpson,Mav and Portia's Ski House,"Sure you wanted the fun parts, but do you want to go to their little league games and recitals?",sure you wanted the fun parts but do you want to go to their little league games and recitals,19 +145411,519,273,Mav: We totally have.,1163000,TRUE,6254,4166,Mav,Mav and Portia's Ski House,We totally have.,we totally have,3 +145412,519,274,Portia: Like clockwork.,1164000,TRUE,6255,4166,Portia,Mav and Portia's Ski House,Like clockwork.,like clockwork,2 +145413,519,275,"Homer Simpson: Well, I'm glad someone has.",1166000,TRUE,2,4166,Homer Simpson,Mav and Portia's Ski House,"Well, I'm glad someone has.",well im glad someone has,5 +145414,519,276,"Marge Simpson: Look, before anyone says anything else, how could you possibly think you could get our kids?",1167000,TRUE,1,4166,Marge Simpson,Mav and Portia's Ski House,"Look, before anyone says anything else, how could you possibly think you could get our kids?",look before anyone says anything else how could you possibly think you could get our kids,16 +145415,519,277,"Portia: It happens more than you know, Marge. I'm a lawyer, he's a surfer, that combination's pretty unstoppable.",1173000,TRUE,6255,4166,Portia,Mav and Portia's Ski House,"It happens more than you know, Marge. I'm a lawyer, he's a surfer, that combination's pretty unstoppable.",it happens more than you know marge im a lawyer hes a surfer that combinations pretty unstoppable,17 +145416,519,278,Bart Simpson: Well I'm afraid that we don't want to be with anyone but Mom and whoever she chooses to be with.,1178000,TRUE,8,4166,Bart Simpson,Mav and Portia's Ski House,Well I'm afraid that we don't want to be with anyone but Mom and whoever she chooses to be with.,well im afraid that we dont want to be with anyone but mom and whoever she chooses to be with,20 +145417,519,279,"Lisa Simpson: Portia, you're the woman I dream of becoming, but Mom is my Mom.",1184000,TRUE,9,4166,Lisa Simpson,Mav and Portia's Ski House,"Portia, you're the woman I dream of becoming, but Mom is my Mom.",portia youre the woman i dream of becoming but mom is my mom,13 +145418,519,280,"Portia: Fine. But you're leaving a gap in our lives that can only be filled by foreign travel, sleeping late and gourmet food.",1187000,TRUE,6255,4166,Portia,Mav and Portia's Ski House,"Fine. But you're leaving a gap in our lives that can only be filled by foreign travel, sleeping late and gourmet food.",fine but youre leaving a gap in our lives that can only be filled by foreign travel sleeping late and gourmet food,22 +145419,519,281,Mav: You guys lock up. We're goin' to Bali.,1194000,TRUE,6254,4166,Mav,Mav and Portia's Ski House,You guys lock up. We're goin' to Bali.,you guys lock up were goin to bali,8 +145420,519,282,Portia: Again?,1196000,TRUE,6255,4166,Portia,Mav and Portia's Ski House,Again?,again,1 +145421,519,283,Homer Simpson: We've won. (FLATLY) Woo hoo.,1198000,TRUE,2,4166,Homer Simpson,Mav and Portia's Ski House,We've won. Woo hoo.,weve won woo hoo,4 +145422,519,284,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),1203000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145423,519,285,(Simpson Kitchen: Int. SIMPSON kitchen - continuous),1203000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +145424,519,286,"Marge Simpson: Kids, your father and I have decided we're not in such a hurry to get you guardians.",1203000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Kids, your father and I have decided we're not in such a hurry to get you guardians.",kids your father and i have decided were not in such a hurry to get you guardians,17 +145425,519,287,"Homer Simpson: Instead of concentrating on dying, we're going to concentrate on living.",1208000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Instead of concentrating on dying, we're going to concentrate on living.",instead of concentrating on dying were going to concentrate on living,11 +145426,519,288,Bart Simpson: If you call this living.,1213000,TRUE,8,140,Bart Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,If you call this living.,if you call this living,5 +145427,519,289,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little...,1214000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Why you little...,why you little,3 +145428,519,290,Homer Simpson: I do call this living! Living the way kids in India can only dream of!,1217000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I do call this living! Living the way kids in India can only dream of!,i do call this living living the way kids in india can only dream of,15 +145429,519,291,Lisa Simpson: There is nothing like your biological family.,1223000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,There is nothing like your biological family.,there is nothing like your biological family,7 +145430,519,292,Carl Carlson: (HOLD THE NOTE),1223000,FALSE,170,140,Carl Carlson,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +145431,519,293,Homer Simpson: I win!,1246000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I win!,i win,2 +145432,519,294,Lenny Leonard: Win what?,1246000,TRUE,165,140,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Kitchen,Win what?,win what,2 +145433,519,295,Homer Simpson: I forget.,1247000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,I forget.,i forget,2 +145434,520,0,(NEUTRAL LOCATION: INt. neutral location - DAY),67000,FALSE,NA,4167,NA,NEUTRAL LOCATION,NA,NA,NA +145437,520,3,"Gps: In three-tenths of a mile, make a right turn.",81000,TRUE,5568,4167,Gps,NEUTRAL LOCATION,"In three-tenths of a mile, make a right turn.",in three-tenths of a mile make a right turn,9 +145438,520,4,"Marge Simpson: Homer, listen to the G.P.S.",84000,TRUE,1,4167,Marge Simpson,NEUTRAL LOCATION,"Homer, listen to the G.P.S.",homer listen to the gps,5 +145439,520,5,"Marge Simpson: (INSTRUCTIONS/BACKSEAT DRIVING COMMENTS) (GPS) Turn right onto First Street, head east. (MARGE) Homer, watch the road! Not this road, the other road!",86000,TRUE,1,4167,Marge Simpson,NEUTRAL LOCATION,"Turn right onto First Street, head east. Homer, watch the road! Not this road, the other road!",turn right onto first street head east homer watch the road not this road the other road,17 +145440,520,6,"Homer Simpson: Ladies, please! You can boss me around, just one at a time!",89000,TRUE,2,4167,Homer Simpson,NEUTRAL LOCATION,"Ladies, please! You can boss me around, just one at a time!",ladies please you can boss me around just one at a time,12 +145441,520,7,"Marge Simpson: On Main Street, turn right now... / Our Sunday drive is ruined! Hands at ten and two!",93000,TRUE,1,4167,Marge Simpson,NEUTRAL LOCATION,"On Main Street, turn right now... / Our Sunday drive is ruined! Hands at ten and two!",on main street turn right now our sunday drive is ruined hands at ten and two,16 +145442,520,8,Lisa Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISES),93000,FALSE,9,4167,Lisa Simpson,NEUTRAL LOCATION,NA,NA,NA +145443,520,9,Homer Simpson: What the?,103000,TRUE,2,4167,Homer Simpson,NEUTRAL LOCATION,What the?,what the,2 +145444,520,10,Gps: Switching to male voice...,106000,TRUE,5568,4167,Gps,NEUTRAL LOCATION,Switching to male voice...,switching to male voice,4 +145446,520,12,Homer Simpson: Finally! A supervisor!,109000,TRUE,2,4167,Homer Simpson,NEUTRAL LOCATION,Finally! A supervisor!,finally a supervisor,3 +145447,520,13,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED MURMUR),109000,FALSE,1,4167,Marge Simpson,NEUTRAL LOCATION,NA,NA,NA +145449,520,15,"Jimbo Jones: Hey, Simpson! I dare you to stick this caterpillar down that girl's dress.",117000,TRUE,144,4167,Jimbo Jones,NEUTRAL LOCATION,"Hey, Simpson! I dare you to stick this caterpillar down that girl's dress.",hey simpson i dare you to stick this caterpillar down that girls dress,13 +145450,520,16,(PLAYGROUND: Ext. playground - day),122000,FALSE,NA,73,NA,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +145451,520,17,Bart Simpson: Can't I just stick it in Skinner's Sloppy Joe?,122000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Can't I just stick it in Skinner's Sloppy Joe?,cant i just stick it in skinners sloppy joe,9 +145452,520,18,Seymour Skinner: (PASSING BY) It would actually be the only meat in said Joe.,124000,TRUE,3,73,Seymour Skinner,PLAYGROUND,It would actually be the only meat in said Joe.,it would actually be the only meat in said joe,10 +145453,520,19,"DOLPH: Not everything can be solved with Skinner pranks, Bart.",127000,TRUE,146,73,DOLPH,PLAYGROUND,"Not everything can be solved with Skinner pranks, Bart.",not everything can be solved with skinner pranks bart,9 +145454,520,20,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yeah, think outside the Skinner box.",129000,TRUE,145,73,Kearney Zzyzwicz,PLAYGROUND,"Yeah, think outside the Skinner box.",yeah think outside the skinner box,6 +145455,520,21,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (LAUGH),129000,FALSE,145,73,Kearney Zzyzwicz,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +145456,520,22,"DOLPH: Hey look, that movie we were in got short-listed for an Oscar.",134000,TRUE,146,73,DOLPH,PLAYGROUND,"Hey look, that movie we were in got short-listed for an Oscar.",hey look that movie we were in got short-listed for an oscar,12 +145457,520,23,Mary: (TURNS AROUND TO BART) Who's that stickin' a fuzzy-wuzzy down my back?,140000,TRUE,4539,73,Mary,PLAYGROUND,Who's that stickin' a fuzzy-wuzzy down my back?,whos that stickin a fuzzy-wuzzy down my back,8 +145458,520,24,Bart Simpson: Mary Spuckler!,142000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Mary Spuckler!,mary spuckler,2 +145459,520,25,Bart Simpson: I thought you left home to be a star.,153000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,I thought you left home to be a star.,i thought you left home to be a star,9 +145460,520,26,Mary: There's a lot of thirteen-year-olds out there with a voice and a dream. Only got work as a hand model.,155000,TRUE,4539,73,Mary,PLAYGROUND,There's a lot of thirteen-year-olds out there with a voice and a dream. Only got work as a hand model.,theres a lot of thirteen-year-olds out there with a voice and a dream only got work as a hand model,20 +145461,520,27,Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED) That's your hand?,161000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,That's your hand?,thats your hand,3 +145462,520,28,Mary: (SADLY) Just the thumb. Did you miss me?,163000,TRUE,4539,73,Mary,PLAYGROUND,Just the thumb. Did you miss me?,just the thumb did you miss me,7 +145463,520,29,"Bart Simpson: (LOUD) Get out of my face, cootie breath! (QUIET) I did miss you. (LOUD) You stink! (QUIET) Come over Saturday. I'm gonna have to push you in the mud now.",168000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Get out of my face, cootie breath! I did miss you. You stink! Come over Saturday. I'm gonna have to push you in the mud now.",get out of my face cootie breath i did miss you you stink come over saturday im gonna have to push you in the mud now,26 +145464,520,30,"Mary: (LOUD) Don't you pig-waller me, Mister! (QUIET) Do what you must, darlin'.",177000,TRUE,4539,73,Mary,PLAYGROUND,"Don't you pig-waller me, Mister! Do what you must, darlin'.",dont you pig-waller me mister do what you must darlin,10 +145465,520,31,Jimbo Jones: That sure makes up for my Dad beatin' me last night!,183000,TRUE,144,73,Jimbo Jones,PLAYGROUND,That sure makes up for my Dad beatin' me last night!,that sure makes up for my dad beatin me last night,11 +145466,520,32,Kearney Zzyzwicz: And for my dyslexia!,187000,TRUE,145,73,Kearney Zzyzwicz,PLAYGROUND,And for my dyslexia!,and for my dyslexia,4 +145467,520,33,(Simpson Front Door: EXT. SIMPSON FRONT DOOR - SATURDAY MORNING),193000,FALSE,NA,4168,NA,Simpson Front Door,NA,NA,NA +145468,520,34,Bart Simpson: (YAWNS) Mary?,193000,TRUE,8,4168,Bart Simpson,Simpson Front Door,Mary?,mary,1 +145469,520,35,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) Thank God I wore the underwear with the hole on the side.,196000,TRUE,2,4168,Homer Simpson,Simpson Front Door,Thank God I wore the underwear with the hole on the side.,thank god i wore the underwear with the hole on the side,12 +145470,520,36,Bart Simpson: It's eight in the morning!,200000,TRUE,8,4168,Bart Simpson,Simpson Front Door,It's eight in the morning!,its eight in the morning,5 +145471,520,37,"Mary: I'm a farm girl. I already milked the cows, overcame a bout of prairie madness, and made you some sausage and biscuits.",202000,TRUE,4539,4168,Mary,Simpson Front Door,"I'm a farm girl. I already milked the cows, overcame a bout of prairie madness, and made you some sausage and biscuits.",im a farm girl i already milked the cows overcame a bout of prairie madness and made you some sausage and biscuits,22 +145472,520,38,"Mary: Rain is so romantic, don't you think?",210000,TRUE,4539,4168,Mary,Simpson Front Door,"Rain is so romantic, don't you think?",rain is so romantic dont you think,7 +145474,520,40,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - TV room - day),228000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145475,520,41,"Bart Simpson: Doctors Without Borders, you're now doctors without faces! (LAUGHS)",228000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Doctors Without Borders, you're now doctors without faces!",doctors without borders youre now doctors without faces,8 +145476,520,42,(TV ROOM: Int. TV room - continuous),233000,FALSE,NA,1587,NA,TV ROOM,NA,NA,NA +145511,520,77,"Mary: Well, tell your eye-ears to watch-listen to this!",348000,TRUE,4539,2323,Mary,Cletus's Shack,"Well, tell your eye-ears to watch-listen to this!",well tell your eye-ears to watch-listen to this,8 +145477,520,43,"Mary: Bart, when are we gonna do girl things, like catch a frog or leg wrestle?",233000,TRUE,4539,1587,Mary,TV ROOM,"Bart, when are we gonna do girl things, like catch a frog or leg wrestle?",bart when are we gonna do girl things like catch a frog or leg wrestle,15 +145478,520,44,"Bart Simpson: Soon, baby, soon. Let me just kill Milhouse's character. He thinks we're on the same team.",238000,TRUE,8,1587,Bart Simpson,TV ROOM,"Soon, baby, soon. Let me just kill Milhouse's character. He thinks we're on the same team.",soon baby soon let me just kill milhouses character he thinks were on the same team,16 +145479,520,45,Milhouse Van Houten: Betrayed again!,243000,TRUE,25,1587,Milhouse Van Houten,TV ROOM,Betrayed again!,betrayed again,2 +145480,520,46,"Lisa Simpson: Mary, could I steal Bart for a minute?",245000,TRUE,9,1587,Lisa Simpson,TV ROOM,"Mary, could I steal Bart for a minute?",mary could i steal bart for a minute,8 +145481,520,47,"Mary: (BITTER) Ask his girlfriend, the game.",247000,TRUE,4539,1587,Mary,TV ROOM,"Ask his girlfriend, the game.",ask his girlfriend the game,5 +145482,520,48,"Bart Simpson: Oh Mary, you know you're the coolest person I've ever hung out with.",249000,TRUE,8,1587,Bart Simpson,TV ROOM,"Oh Mary, you know you're the coolest person I've ever hung out with.",oh mary you know youre the coolest person ive ever hung out with,13 +145483,520,49,Milhouse Van Houten: Another betrayal!,252000,TRUE,25,1587,Milhouse Van Houten,TV ROOM,Another betrayal!,another betrayal,2 +145484,520,50,"Lisa Simpson: (FRIENDLY BUT EMPHATIC) Bart Simpson, I don't know what the future holds for you...",253000,TRUE,9,1587,Lisa Simpson,TV ROOM,"Bart Simpson, I don't know what the future holds for you...",bart simpson i dont know what the future holds for you,11 +145485,520,51,"Homer Simpson: If you're lucky, me, then this.",256000,TRUE,2,1587,Homer Simpson,TV ROOM,"If you're lucky, me, then this.",if youre lucky me then this,6 +145486,520,52,"Lisa Simpson: ...but, Bart, I do know this: you will not do better than Mary Spuckler, so don't ignore her for a stupid video game!",259000,TRUE,9,1587,Lisa Simpson,TV ROOM,"...but, Bart, I do know this: you will not do better than Mary Spuckler, so don't ignore her for a stupid video game!",but bart i do know this you will not do better than mary spuckler so dont ignore her for a stupid video game,23 +145487,520,53,"Bart Simpson: Hey, relax. She knows she's the apple of the corner of my eye.",266000,TRUE,8,1587,Bart Simpson,TV ROOM,"Hey, relax. She knows she's the apple of the corner of my eye.",hey relax she knows shes the apple of the corner of my eye,13 +145488,520,54,"Mary: Bart, do you mind if I call my mother?",269000,TRUE,4539,1587,Mary,TV ROOM,"Bart, do you mind if I call my mother?",bart do you mind if i call my mother,9 +145489,520,55,Bart Simpson: Not at all.,272000,TRUE,8,1587,Bart Simpson,TV ROOM,Not at all.,not at all,3 +145490,520,56,"Mary: (EXTREMELY LOUD) Mama! Come pick me up, I'm bored!",273000,TRUE,4539,1587,Mary,TV ROOM,"Mama! Come pick me up, I'm bored!",mama come pick me up im bored,7 +145491,520,57,Brandine Del Roy: (DISTANT) You'll have to wait! The mule's takin' a nap!,275000,TRUE,1875,1587,Brandine Del Roy,TV ROOM,You'll have to wait! The mule's takin' a nap!,youll have to wait the mules takin a nap,9 +145492,520,58,"Cletus Spuckler: (DISTANT, WORRIED) We hope it's a nap.",279000,TRUE,1413,1587,Cletus Spuckler,TV ROOM,We hope it's a nap.,we hope its a nap,5 +145493,520,59,(Cletus's Shack: Ext. Cletus' shack - night),288000,FALSE,NA,2323,NA,Cletus's Shack,NA,NA,NA +145494,520,60,Brandine Del Roy: Dinnertime!,288000,TRUE,1875,2323,Brandine Del Roy,Cletus's Shack,Dinnertime!,dinnertime,1 +145495,520,61,(Cletus's Shack: Ext. Cletus' house - another area - night),303000,FALSE,NA,2323,NA,Cletus's Shack,NA,NA,NA +145496,520,62,(FISHING POND: ext. fishing pond - night),303000,FALSE,NA,4169,NA,FISHING POND,NA,NA,NA +145497,520,63,(CORNFIELD: Ext. cornfield - night),303000,FALSE,NA,4170,NA,CORNFIELD,NA,NA,NA +145498,520,64,(CLETUS' KITCHEN: Int. Cletus' kitchen - night),303000,FALSE,NA,4171,NA,CLETUS' KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +145499,520,65,(Cletus's Shack: Int. Cletus' shack - a little later),303000,FALSE,NA,2323,NA,Cletus's Shack,NA,NA,NA +145500,520,66,Brandine Del Roy: Now let's enjoy the granola bars that city fella gave us in exchange for lettin' him go.,303000,TRUE,1875,2323,Brandine Del Roy,Cletus's Shack,Now let's enjoy the granola bars that city fella gave us in exchange for lettin' him go.,now lets enjoy the granola bars that city fella gave us in exchange for lettin him go,17 +145501,520,67,Cletus Spuckler: That'll teach him to try to preserve our folk singin' for posterity.,307000,TRUE,1413,2323,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,That'll teach him to try to preserve our folk singin' for posterity.,thatll teach him to try to preserve our folk singin for posterity,12 +145502,520,68,Cletus Spuckler: (EEFING NOISES),307000,FALSE,1413,2323,Cletus Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,NA,NA,NA +145503,520,69,(Shack: eXT. SHACK - continuous),316000,FALSE,NA,1119,NA,Shack,NA,NA,NA +145504,520,70,Musicologist: Just wait till my Dad hears this at three a.m. on N.P.R. It'll prove I'm not wasting my life!,316000,TRUE,6258,1119,Musicologist,Shack,Just wait till my Dad hears this at three a.m. on N.P.R. It'll prove I'm not wasting my life!,just wait till my dad hears this at three am on npr itll prove im not wasting my life,19 +145505,520,71,Other Musicologist: You realize you just ruined the recording.,323000,TRUE,6259,1119,Other Musicologist,Shack,You realize you just ruined the recording.,you realize you just ruined the recording,7 +145506,520,72,(Cletus's Shack: Int. cletus' house - UPSTAIRS BEDROOM - later),330000,FALSE,NA,2323,NA,Cletus's Shack,NA,NA,NA +145507,520,73,"Brandine Del Roy: (EEFING NOISES, BUT LESS ENERGY)",330000,FALSE,1875,2323,Brandine Del Roy,Cletus's Shack,NA,NA,NA +145508,520,74,Bart Simpson: A lot of musical talent in this house. But no one blows on a blade of grass like you.,330000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,A lot of musical talent in this house. But no one blows on a blade of grass like you.,a lot of musical talent in this house but no one blows on a blade of grass like you,19 +145509,520,75,Mary: Eight more payments and I own this. But are you sure there ain't no video game you'd rather be playin'?,341000,TRUE,4539,2323,Mary,Cletus's Shack,Eight more payments and I own this. But are you sure there ain't no video game you'd rather be playin'?,eight more payments and i own this but are you sure there aint no video game youd rather be playin,20 +145510,520,76,"Bart Simpson: All eyes on you, baby.",346000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,"All eyes on you, baby.",all eyes on you baby,5 +145512,520,78,"Mary: (SINGS) I USED TO THINK I WANTED TO ROAM...BUT THERE AIN'T NOT NEVER NO PLACE NONE BETTER THAN HOME / (SPOKEN) Count the negatives, it all works out.",352000,TRUE,4539,2323,Mary,Cletus's Shack,"I USED TO THINK I WANTED TO ROAM...BUT THERE AIN'T NOT NEVER NO PLACE NONE BETTER THAN HOME / Count the negatives, it all works out.",i used to think i wanted to roambut there aint not never no place none better than home count the negatives it all works out,25 +145513,520,79,Mary: (SINGS) THEY SAY THAT HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS...BUT FOR ME IT'S WHERE THE BART IS... (SPOKEN) Now what are you doing?!,362000,TRUE,4539,2323,Mary,Cletus's Shack,THEY SAY THAT HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IS...BUT FOR ME IT'S WHERE THE BART IS... Now what are you doing?!,they say that home is where the heart isbut for me its where the bart is now what are you doing,21 +145514,520,80,"Mary: (HURT) I wrote a whole song for you, Bart Simpson! Least you could do is pay me full mind. I was gonna enter it in a competition.",371000,TRUE,4539,2323,Mary,Cletus's Shack,"I wrote a whole song for you, Bart Simpson! Least you could do is pay me full mind. I was gonna enter it in a competition.",i wrote a whole song for you bart simpson least you could do is pay me full mind i was gonna enter it in a competition,26 +145515,520,81,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,378000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +145516,520,82,"Bart Simpson: (SUPPORTIVE) Well you're gonna win, 'cause you've got star quality. Like the Hulk in movies other than ""The Hulk.""",379000,TRUE,8,2323,Bart Simpson,Cletus's Shack,"Well you're gonna win, 'cause you've got star quality. Like the Hulk in movies other than ""The Hulk.""",well youre gonna win cause youve got star quality like the hulk in movies other than the hulk,18 +145517,520,83,Mary: (VERY MOVED) You know what? Every now and then you say the perfect thing.,384000,TRUE,4539,2323,Mary,Cletus's Shack,You know what? Every now and then you say the perfect thing.,you know what every now and then you say the perfect thing,12 +145518,520,84,"Witney Spuckler: Mary, it's our turn to use the boyfriend room!",389000,TRUE,4890,2323,Witney Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,"Mary, it's our turn to use the boyfriend room!",mary its our turn to use the boyfriend room,9 +145519,520,85,Mary: Y'all don't have boyfriends!,392000,TRUE,4539,2323,Mary,Cletus's Shack,Y'all don't have boyfriends!,yall dont have boyfriends,4 +145520,520,86,Jitney Spuckler: We's gonna practice kissing with this French-Canadian mountain man.,394000,TRUE,4891,2323,Jitney Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,We's gonna practice kissing with this French-Canadian mountain man.,wes gonna practice kissing with this french-canadian mountain man,9 +145521,520,87,French-canadian Mountain Man: Pourquoi m'avez-vous amené ici?,398000,TRUE,6260,2323,French-canadian Mountain Man,Cletus's Shack,Pourquoi m'avez-vous amené ici?,pourquoi mavez-vous amené ici,4 +145522,520,88,Mary: He's still wearing leg shackles.,400000,TRUE,4539,2323,Mary,Cletus's Shack,He's still wearing leg shackles.,hes still wearing leg shackles,5 +145523,520,89,Jitney Spuckler: All men is unpolished stones.,402000,TRUE,4891,2323,Jitney Spuckler,Cletus's Shack,All men is unpolished stones.,all men is unpolished stones,5 +145524,520,90,French-canadian Mountain Man: Où est le whiskey que vous m'avez promis?,405000,TRUE,6260,2323,French-canadian Mountain Man,Cletus's Shack,Où est le whiskey que vous m'avez promis?,où est le whiskey que vous mavez promis,8 +145525,520,91,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - Bart's room - later that night),410000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145526,520,92,Bart Simpson: ...and then I ran right home to you.,410000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,...and then I ran right home to you.,and then i ran right home to you,8 +145527,520,93,"Milhouse Van Houten: You did everything great, Bart. Then you told me all about it like a true gentleman. I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.",412000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"You did everything great, Bart. Then you told me all about it like a true gentleman. I can't wait to use your moves on Lisa.",you did everything great bart then you told me all about it like a true gentleman i cant wait to use your moves on lisa,25 +145528,520,94,"Lisa Simpson: (ENTERS) Ew! On every level! Ew! Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter -- not like they're a bunch of Milhice. (OFF THEIR LOOK) What? It's the plural of Milhouse. Look it up.",419000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ew! On every level! Ew! Bart, you have to treat girls like they matter -- not like they're a bunch of Milhice. What? It's the plural of Milhouse. Look it up.",ew on every level ew bart you have to treat girls like they matter -- not like theyre a bunch of milhice what its the plural of milhouse look it up,31 +145529,520,95,"Homer Simpson: Listen to your sister, boy.",430000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Listen to your sister, boy.",listen to your sister boy,5 +145530,520,96,"Lisa Simpson: What I'm saying applies to you too, Dad.",432000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"What I'm saying applies to you too, Dad.",what im saying applies to you too dad,8 +145531,520,97,Homer Simpson: What are you talkin' about? Marge and I are goin' great.,435000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you talkin' about? Marge and I are goin' great.,what are you talkin about marge and i are goin great,11 +145532,520,98,Marge Simpson: (ANGRY) Homer Simpson! Did you take Maggie to Moe's?,438000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer Simpson! Did you take Maggie to Moe's?,homer simpson did you take maggie to moes,8 +145533,520,99,Homer Simpson: It was during Happy Hour. Don't you want our baby to be happy?,441000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It was during Happy Hour. Don't you want our baby to be happy?,it was during happy hour dont you want our baby to be happy,13 +145534,520,100,"Lisa Simpson: Don't you see, you're taking women for granted. And aside from being lumped together and generalized about, it's the one thing all women hate.",444000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't you see, you're taking women for granted. And aside from being lumped together and generalized about, it's the one thing all women hate.",dont you see youre taking women for granted and aside from being lumped together and generalized about its the one thing all women hate,24 +145535,520,101,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) How can something that applies to Bart apply to me? I'm so much older and wiser.,453000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How can something that applies to Bart apply to me? I'm so much older and wiser.,how can something that applies to bart apply to me im so much older and wiser,16 +145536,520,102,Bart Simpson: More like balder and wider.,459000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,More like balder and wider.,more like balder and wider,5 +145537,520,103,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Why you little... I'll teach you to say something that sounds similar!,461000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why you little... I'll teach you to say something that sounds similar!,why you little ill teach you to say something that sounds similar,12 +145538,520,104,Bart Simpson: (STRANGLING NOISES),461000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145539,520,105,(Springfield Opry House: ext. SPRINGFIELD Opry house - Evening),474000,FALSE,NA,4172,NA,Springfield Opry House,NA,NA,NA +145540,520,106,(COMMUNITY CENTER: iNT. COMMUNITY CENTER - continuous),474000,FALSE,NA,658,NA,COMMUNITY CENTER,NA,NA,NA +145541,520,107,"HILLBILLY M.C.: Thank you, last contestant. Tomorrow we will feature the no-longer racist country comedy of Barry the Satellite TV Guy.",474000,TRUE,6261,658,HILLBILLY M.C.,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Thank you, last contestant. Tomorrow we will feature the no-longer racist country comedy of Barry the Satellite TV Guy.",thank you last contestant tomorrow we will feature the no-longer racist country comedy of barry the satellite tv guy,19 +145542,520,108,Barry the Satellite TV Guy: Isn't it funny how all people are of equal worth? Please do not boycott my line of power tools.,482000,TRUE,6262,658,Barry the Satellite TV Guy,COMMUNITY CENTER,Isn't it funny how all people are of equal worth? Please do not boycott my line of power tools.,isnt it funny how all people are of equal worth please do not boycott my line of power tools,19 +145543,520,109,HILLBILLY M.C.: Now all Barry's jokes are about his ex-wife.,489000,TRUE,6261,658,HILLBILLY M.C.,COMMUNITY CENTER,Now all Barry's jokes are about his ex-wife.,now all barrys jokes are about his ex-wife,8 +145544,520,110,Barry the Satellite TV Guy: No they ain't. We're back together.,492000,TRUE,6262,658,Barry the Satellite TV Guy,COMMUNITY CENTER,No they ain't. We're back together.,no they aint were back together,6 +145545,520,111,"HILLBILLY M.C.: Then you got no act. (CHUCKLES) And now, the winner is:",493000,TRUE,6261,658,HILLBILLY M.C.,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Then you got no act. And now, the winner is:",then you got no act and now the winner is,10 +145546,520,112,HILLBILLY M.C.: Devon Peacock!,502000,TRUE,6261,658,HILLBILLY M.C.,COMMUNITY CENTER,Devon Peacock!,devon peacock,2 +145547,520,113,Devon Peacock: I can finally get my suspender buckled!,503000,TRUE,6263,658,Devon Peacock,COMMUNITY CENTER,I can finally get my suspender buckled!,i can finally get my suspender buckled,7 +145548,520,114,Cletus Spuckler: (GRIM) Looks like we got a feud with the Peacocks now.,510000,TRUE,1413,658,Cletus Spuckler,COMMUNITY CENTER,Looks like we got a feud with the Peacocks now.,looks like we got a feud with the peacocks now,10 +145549,520,115,Cletus Spuckler: Uh-huh.,514000,TRUE,1413,658,Cletus Spuckler,COMMUNITY CENTER,Uh-huh.,uh-huh,1 +145550,520,116,"Mary: All I care is what you think, Bart.",515000,TRUE,4539,658,Mary,COMMUNITY CENTER,"All I care is what you think, Bart.",all i care is what you think bart,8 +145551,520,117,Lisa Simpson: (WHISPERS) Compliment her!,517000,TRUE,9,658,Lisa Simpson,COMMUNITY CENTER,Compliment her!,compliment her,2 +145552,520,118,"Bart Simpson: (CONFUSED, TO SELF) I don't know what she wants. What would my heroes say?",519000,TRUE,8,658,Bart Simpson,COMMUNITY CENTER,I don't know what she wants. What would my heroes say?,i dont know what she wants what would my heroes say,11 +145553,520,119,"SUPERHERO WITH CLAWS: (GRIM) Slash her face now, Bart. Slash it while she least expects it.",523000,TRUE,6264,658,SUPERHERO WITH CLAWS,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Slash her face now, Bart. Slash it while she least expects it.",slash her face now bart slash it while she least expects it,12 +145554,520,120,"Max Weinberg: Bart, tell Mary to play the drums -- the only thing anyone listens to in any band.",527000,TRUE,6265,658,Max Weinberg,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Bart, tell Mary to play the drums -- the only thing anyone listens to in any band.",bart tell mary to play the drums -- the only thing anyone listens to in any band,17 +145555,520,121,Bart Simpson: (TO SELF) It's hard to pick just one of those.,531000,TRUE,8,658,Bart Simpson,COMMUNITY CENTER,It's hard to pick just one of those.,its hard to pick just one of those,8 +145556,520,122,"Max Weinberg: Bart, you'd better get your act together. And me too. I've gotta get these shirts to the drycleaners.",533000,TRUE,6265,658,Max Weinberg,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Bart, you'd better get your act together. And me too. I've gotta get these shirts to the drycleaners.",bart youd better get your act together and me too ive gotta get these shirts to the drycleaners,18 +145557,520,123,Max Weinberg: They close at six!!!,538000,TRUE,6265,658,Max Weinberg,COMMUNITY CENTER,They close at six!!!,they close at six,4 +145558,520,124,"Mary: Bart Simpson, you get out of that gosh-darned fugue state this instant! Lift my spirits!",540000,TRUE,4539,658,Mary,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Bart Simpson, you get out of that gosh-darned fugue state this instant! Lift my spirits!",bart simpson you get out of that gosh-darned fugue state this instant lift my spirits,15 +145559,520,125,"Bart Simpson: Um... lifting people's spirits is an interesting topic. For centuries, Neanderthal and astronaut alike have enjoyed lifting spirits.",545000,TRUE,8,658,Bart Simpson,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Um... lifting people's spirits is an interesting topic. For centuries, Neanderthal and astronaut alike have enjoyed lifting spirits.",um lifting peoples spirits is an interesting topic for centuries neanderthal and astronaut alike have enjoyed lifting spirits,18 +145560,520,126,Mary: (VERY DISAPPOINTED) You're givin' me book report talk?,553000,TRUE,4539,658,Mary,COMMUNITY CENTER,You're givin' me book report talk?,youre givin me book report talk,6 +145561,520,127,"Brazilian Man: Excuse me, I am a Brazilian record producer. I concentrate in the rapidly-growing jug band-samba fusion market.",556000,TRUE,6266,658,Brazilian Man,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Excuse me, I am a Brazilian record producer. I concentrate in the rapidly-growing jug band-samba fusion market.",excuse me i am a brazilian record producer i concentrate in the rapidly-growing jug band-samba fusion market,17 +145562,520,128,Mary: Oh my God! Do you know Billy-Bobaloo Skeeter-Rodriguez?,563000,TRUE,4539,658,Mary,COMMUNITY CENTER,Oh my God! Do you know Billy-Bobaloo Skeeter-Rodriguez?,oh my god do you know billy-bobaloo skeeter-rodriguez,8 +145563,520,129,"Brazilian Man: Know him? (UPBEAT) Before he was famous he kidnapped my mother! Mary, would you like to have dinner with me and my handsome, girl-crazy son tonight? (INDICATES SON)",567000,TRUE,6266,658,Brazilian Man,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Know him? Before he was famous he kidnapped my mother! Mary, would you like to have dinner with me and my handsome, girl-crazy son tonight?",know him before he was famous he kidnapped my mother mary would you like to have dinner with me and my handsome girl-crazy son tonight,25 +145564,520,130,Brazilian 12-year-old Boy: (BRAZILIAN ACCENT) I am the first boy to get my own liquor ad.,575000,TRUE,6267,658,Brazilian 12-year-old Boy,COMMUNITY CENTER,I am the first boy to get my own liquor ad.,i am the first boy to get my own liquor ad,11 +145565,520,131,Mary: Bart? You wanna come with us? I need you.,580000,TRUE,4539,658,Mary,COMMUNITY CENTER,Bart? You wanna come with us? I need you.,bart you wanna come with us i need you,9 +145566,520,132,"Bart Simpson: Mary, we've just been through three hours of music. Usually, I only have music one hour a week, and the teacher spends it reading real estate listings for Fire Island.",584000,TRUE,8,658,Bart Simpson,COMMUNITY CENTER,"Mary, we've just been through three hours of music. Usually, I only have music one hour a week, and the teacher spends it reading real estate listings for Fire Island.",mary weve just been through three hours of music usually i only have music one hour a week and the teacher spends it reading real estate listings for fire island,30 +145567,520,133,"Mary: (DEAD SERIOUS) I'll see you later, Bart.",592000,TRUE,4539,658,Mary,COMMUNITY CENTER,"I'll see you later, Bart.",ill see you later bart,5 +145568,520,134,Bart Simpson: Mary? Are you okay?,594000,TRUE,8,658,Bart Simpson,COMMUNITY CENTER,Mary? Are you okay?,mary are you okay,4 +145569,520,135,Mary: (FLATLY) Sure. Everything's fine.,595000,TRUE,4539,658,Mary,COMMUNITY CENTER,Sure. Everything's fine.,sure everythings fine,3 +145573,520,139,Elderly Woman: Everything's fine...,615000,TRUE,2163,658,Elderly Woman,COMMUNITY CENTER,Everything's fine...,everythings fine,2 +145574,520,140,Elderly Woman: (UPBEAT) Now.,618000,TRUE,2163,658,Elderly Woman,COMMUNITY CENTER,Now.,now,1 +145575,520,141,(South Street Squidport: ext. squidport - day),634000,FALSE,NA,1588,NA,South Street Squidport,NA,NA,NA +145576,520,142,Bart Simpson: Melvis? Where's Mary?,634000,TRUE,8,1588,Bart Simpson,South Street Squidport,Melvis? Where's Mary?,melvis wheres mary,3 +145577,520,143,Melvis: I brung you regrets from my sister. She has been de-avoidably untained.,636000,TRUE,6268,1588,Melvis,South Street Squidport,I brung you regrets from my sister. She has been de-avoidably untained.,i brung you regrets from my sister she has been de-avoidably untained,12 +145578,520,144,Bart Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE) Am I getting dumped?,641000,TRUE,8,1588,Bart Simpson,South Street Squidport,Am I getting dumped?,am i getting dumped,4 +145579,520,145,"Caricature: (WOODY ALLEN VOICE) Okay Bart, maybe you blew it by taking Mary for granted. Women are life's great mystery, along with why do they give you salt and pepper at a Chinese restaurant. But if you want one more shot, I know a date that'll turn this mighty Aphrodite into your purple rose of Cairo. (OFF BART'S LOOK) Those are movies I made -- my oeuvre. Sounds dirty, but it's not.",645000,TRUE,6269,1588,Caricature,South Street Squidport,"Okay Bart, maybe you blew it by taking Mary for granted. Women are life's great mystery, along with why do they give you salt and pepper at a Chinese restaurant. But if you want one more shot, I know a date that'll turn this mighty Aphrodite into your purple rose of Cairo. Those are movies I made -- my oeuvre. Sounds dirty, but it's not.",okay bart maybe you blew it by taking mary for granted women are lifes great mystery along with why do they give you salt and pepper at a chinese restaurant but if you want one more shot i know a date thatll turn this mighty aphrodite into your purple rose of cairo those are movies i made -- my oeuvre sounds dirty but its not,65 +145580,520,146,(Art Movie House: ext. art movie house - day),679000,FALSE,NA,4173,NA,Art Movie House,NA,NA,NA +145581,520,147,Caricature: Everyone's fast asleep. It's like my second wedding night. Except more walkouts and there were no refunds. Gee...,679000,TRUE,6269,4173,Caricature,Art Movie House,Everyone's fast asleep. It's like my second wedding night. Except more walkouts and there were no refunds. Gee...,everyones fast asleep its like my second wedding night except more walkouts and there were no refunds gee,18 +145582,520,148,"(""INSPIRATION POINT"": ext. ""inspiration point"" - TWILIGHT)",690000,FALSE,NA,317,NA,INSPIRATION POINT,NA,NA,NA +145583,520,149,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (BREATHLESS) Can I see you tomorrow night?,690000,TRUE,923,317,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,INSPIRATION POINT,Can I see you tomorrow night?,can i see you tomorrow night,6 +145584,520,150,Shauna Chalmers: Sure. I'll be here with my other boyfriend. He's watching us now.,692000,TRUE,5625,317,Shauna Chalmers,INSPIRATION POINT,Sure. I'll be here with my other boyfriend. He's watching us now.,sure ill be here with my other boyfriend hes watching us now,12 +145585,520,151,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (WORRIED NOISE) Oh boy...,695000,TRUE,923,317,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,INSPIRATION POINT,Oh boy...,oh boy,2 +145586,520,152,"Kirk Van Houten: Okay Luann, it's all settled. We'll ditch Milhouse!",699000,TRUE,817,317,Kirk Van Houten,INSPIRATION POINT,"Okay Luann, it's all settled. We'll ditch Milhouse!",okay luann its all settled well ditch milhouse,8 +145587,520,153,"Mary: (THOUGHTFUL) Bart, I think it's best if we ""take a break.""",702000,TRUE,4539,317,Mary,INSPIRATION POINT,"Bart, I think it's best if we ""take a break.""",bart i think its best if we take a break,10 +145588,520,154,Bart Simpson: Good idea. I can chuck eggs at the other couples.,706000,TRUE,8,317,Bart Simpson,INSPIRATION POINT,Good idea. I can chuck eggs at the other couples.,good idea i can chuck eggs at the other couples,10 +145589,520,155,"Mary: (CHOKED-UP) Just hug me, dummy.",709000,TRUE,4539,317,Mary,INSPIRATION POINT,"Just hug me, dummy.",just hug me dummy,4 +145590,520,156,Bart Simpson: Back pats?! (APPALLED) This is a break up!,718000,TRUE,8,317,Bart Simpson,INSPIRATION POINT,Back pats?! This is a break up!,back pats this is a break up,7 +145591,520,157,Mary: You'll be fine: there's a pot for every possum.,724000,TRUE,4539,317,Mary,INSPIRATION POINT,You'll be fine: there's a pot for every possum.,youll be fine theres a pot for every possum,9 +145619,520,185,(Apartment Building: Int. APARTMENT BUILDING - small and lonely room - day),839000,FALSE,NA,374,NA,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +145592,520,158,Bart Simpson: Give me another chance. I'll be way more attentive to your needs on the seesaw -- I'll stay down there for as long as you want.,727000,TRUE,8,317,Bart Simpson,INSPIRATION POINT,Give me another chance. I'll be way more attentive to your needs on the seesaw -- I'll stay down there for as long as you want.,give me another chance ill be way more attentive to your needs on the seesaw -- ill stay down there for as long as you want,26 +145593,520,159,"Mary: Sorry, Bart, I'm a hillbilly girl of thirteen. If I'm not married in the next few months, nobody's gonna want me. Not even Ol' Joe Clabby.",733000,TRUE,4539,317,Mary,INSPIRATION POINT,"Sorry, Bart, I'm a hillbilly girl of thirteen. If I'm not married in the next few months, nobody's gonna want me. Not even Ol' Joe Clabby.",sorry bart im a hillbilly girl of thirteen if im not married in the next few months nobodys gonna want me not even ol joe clabby,26 +145594,520,160,"Ol' Joe Clabby: (WALTER BRENNAN VOICE) Hey, you're a pretty li'l thing, you are. But, tick-tock, tick-tock.",741000,TRUE,6270,317,Ol' Joe Clabby,INSPIRATION POINT,"Hey, you're a pretty li'l thing, you are. But, tick-tock, tick-tock.",hey youre a pretty lil thing you are but tick-tock tick-tock,11 +145595,520,161,"Mary: Goodbye, Bart.",745000,TRUE,4539,317,Mary,INSPIRATION POINT,"Goodbye, Bart.",goodbye bart,2 +145596,520,162,"Brandine Del Roy: Aw, sweetie. I told you this would happen if you dated outside the family.",747000,TRUE,1875,317,Brandine Del Roy,INSPIRATION POINT,"Aw, sweetie. I told you this would happen if you dated outside the family.",aw sweetie i told you this would happen if you dated outside the family,14 +145597,520,163,Brandine Del Roy: (SYMPATHETIC NOISES),747000,FALSE,1875,317,Brandine Del Roy,INSPIRATION POINT,NA,NA,NA +145598,520,164,"Chief Wiggum: Move along, relationship's over.",756000,TRUE,71,317,Chief Wiggum,INSPIRATION POINT,"Move along, relationship's over.",move along relationships over,4 +145599,520,165,Chief Wiggum: Sure do like forcing people to leave areas. (HITCHES UP PANTS),759000,TRUE,71,317,Chief Wiggum,INSPIRATION POINT,Sure do like forcing people to leave areas.,sure do like forcing people to leave areas,8 +145600,520,166,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening),765000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145601,520,167,Marge Simpson: I was the only one without a date at Patty's new lady friend's travel bookstore soft opening!,765000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I was the only one without a date at Patty's new lady friend's travel bookstore soft opening!,i was the only one without a date at pattys new lady friends travel bookstore soft opening,17 +145602,520,168,Homer Simpson: You told me it was up to me if I wanted to go!,770000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You told me it was up to me if I wanted to go!,you told me it was up to me if i wanted to go,13 +145603,520,169,Marge Simpson: You should know that me saying I don't care means I couldn't care more.,773000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You should know that me saying I don't care means I couldn't care more.,you should know that me saying i dont care means i couldnt care more,14 +145604,520,170,Homer Simpson: I am sick and tired of trying to decode you like you're some kind of human being separate from myself!!!,777000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I am sick and tired of trying to decode you like you're some kind of human being separate from myself!!!,i am sick and tired of trying to decode you like youre some kind of human being separate from myself,20 +145605,520,171,"Marge Simpson: Bart, would you go to your room while your father and I finish our little talk?",784000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, would you go to your room while your father and I finish our little talk?",bart would you go to your room while your father and i finish our little talk,16 +145606,520,172,"Bart Simpson: (UPSET) Little talk? You guys are having a big fight! This is the problem with women! They don't say what they mean, until it's too late!",787000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Little talk? You guys are having a big fight! This is the problem with women! They don't say what they mean, until it's too late!",little talk you guys are having a big fight this is the problem with women they dont say what they mean until its too late,25 +145607,520,173,"Marge Simpson: All right. Fine. If you boys want it, I'll tell you what I really think.",794000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right. Fine. If you boys want it, I'll tell you what I really think.",all right fine if you boys want it ill tell you what i really think,15 +145608,520,174,"Homer Simpson: Finally, we're gettin' somewhere.",799000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Finally, we're gettin' somewhere.",finally were gettin somewhere,4 +145609,520,175,"Marge Simpson: You're both in the doghouse, which is misleading 'cause I still like the dog.",802000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You're both in the doghouse, which is misleading 'cause I still like the dog.",youre both in the doghouse which is misleading cause i still like the dog,14 +145610,520,176,"Homer Simpson: (SAD SIGH) Hand me my suitcase, boy.",809000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hand me my suitcase, boy.",hand me my suitcase boy,5 +145611,520,177,Bart Simpson: When do I get a Krusty suitcase?,812000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,When do I get a Krusty suitcase?,when do i get a krusty suitcase,7 +145612,520,178,Homer Simpson: When you're older.,813000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,When you're older.,when youre older,3 +145613,520,179,(Apartment Building: ext. apartment BUILDING - day),821000,FALSE,NA,374,NA,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +145614,520,180,(Building: Int. building - front desk - continuous),821000,FALSE,NA,857,NA,Building,NA,NA,NA +145615,520,181,Bart Simpson: So this is where you go when Mom kicks you out?,821000,TRUE,8,857,Bart Simpson,Building,So this is where you go when Mom kicks you out?,so this is where you go when mom kicks you out,11 +145616,520,182,"Homer Simpson: You're saying it like it happens all the time. And by the way, the paint's a little faded on my parking spot. You call this a Platinum Club experience?",823000,TRUE,2,857,Homer Simpson,Building,"You're saying it like it happens all the time. And by the way, the paint's a little faded on my parking spot. You call this a Platinum Club experience?",youre saying it like it happens all the time and by the way the paints a little faded on my parking spot you call this a platinum club experience,29 +145617,520,183,"Front Desk Man: We'll get right on it, Mr. Simpson.",832000,TRUE,6271,857,Front Desk Man,Building,"We'll get right on it, Mr. Simpson.",well get right on it mr simpson,7 +145618,520,184,"Homer Simpson: (PEEVED) I've told you a thousand times, call me Homer!",834000,TRUE,2,857,Homer Simpson,Building,"I've told you a thousand times, call me Homer!",ive told you a thousand times call me homer,9 +145620,520,186,Bart Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) What's this notice on the wall?,839000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,What's this notice on the wall?,whats this notice on the wall,6 +145621,520,187,Homer Simpson: Standard hotel boilerplate. It just says somebody died in this room in the last seventy-two hours.,841000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,Standard hotel boilerplate. It just says somebody died in this room in the last seventy-two hours.,standard hotel boilerplate it just says somebody died in this room in the last seventy-two hours,16 +145622,520,188,"Bart Simpson: Aw, man! We just missed it.",845000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,"Aw, man! We just missed it.",aw man we just missed it,6 +145623,520,189,"Homer Simpson: Oh, it'll happen again, son.",848000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"Oh, it'll happen again, son.",oh itll happen again son,5 +145624,520,190,"Bart Simpson: Um, I've gotta make a phone call.",849000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,"Um, I've gotta make a phone call.",um ive gotta make a phone call,7 +145625,520,191,Homer Simpson: Knock yourself out.,851000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,Knock yourself out.,knock yourself out,3 +145626,520,192,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Not again!,855000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,Not again!,not again,2 +145627,520,193,(Brokewood Apartments: Int. Brokewood apartments - bathroom - moments later),859000,FALSE,NA,4174,NA,Brokewood Apartments,NA,NA,NA +145628,520,194,"Bart Simpson: (INTO PHONE) Mary? That's odd, I thought I was calling the Suicide Not Line. Because I'm doin' great. So, um, how are you handling ""taking a break?""",859000,TRUE,8,4174,Bart Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,"Mary? That's odd, I thought I was calling the Suicide Not Line. Because I'm doin' great. So, um, how are you handling ""taking a break?""",mary thats odd i thought i was calling the suicide not line because im doin great so um how are you handling taking a break,25 +145629,520,195,Mary: (SUPER UPBEAT) Great! It turns out Adele was right: ain't nothin' better for songwritin' than when your relationship takes a bolt to the brain. Tell me what you think:,868000,TRUE,4539,4174,Mary,Brokewood Apartments,Great! It turns out Adele was right: ain't nothin' better for songwritin' than when your relationship takes a bolt to the brain. Tell me what you think:,great it turns out adele was right aint nothin better for songwritin than when your relationship takes a bolt to the brain tell me what you think,27 +145630,520,196,Mary: (SINGING) I BROKE UP WITH A FELLA BUT I AIN'T GRIEVIN' / HE WAS MUCH TOO PROUD OF UNDERACHIEVIN',878000,TRUE,4539,4174,Mary,Brokewood Apartments,I BROKE UP WITH A FELLA BUT I AIN'T GRIEVIN' / HE WAS MUCH TOO PROUD OF UNDERACHIEVIN',i broke up with a fella but i aint grievin he was much too proud of underachievin,17 +145631,520,197,"Mary: I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIKED HIM, I MUST HAVE BEEN BLIND",890000,TRUE,4539,4174,Mary,Brokewood Apartments,"I CAN'T BELIEVE I LIKED HIM, I MUST HAVE BEEN BLIND",i cant believe i liked him i must have been blind,11 +145632,520,198,Mary: HE WASN'T SO SMART OR HANDSOME OR KIND...EVERY MOMENT WITH THAT BOY WAS TOTALLY HORRID / AND I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHERE HIS HAIR MEETS HIS FOREHEAD.,896000,TRUE,4539,4174,Mary,Brokewood Apartments,HE WASN'T SO SMART OR HANDSOME OR KIND...EVERY MOMENT WITH THAT BOY WAS TOTALLY HORRID / AND I CAN'T EVEN TELL WHERE HIS HAIR MEETS HIS FOREHEAD.,he wasnt so smart or handsome or kindevery moment with that boy was totally horrid and i cant even tell where his hair meets his forehead,26 +145633,520,199,Bart Simpson: Why did I buy her that rhyming dictionary?,912000,TRUE,8,4174,Bart Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,Why did I buy her that rhyming dictionary?,why did i buy her that rhyming dictionary,8 +145634,520,200,"Mary: (SINGING) MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN, NOW I SEE HIS WARTS / I WISH HIM WELL, DOWN IN HELL, WHERE HE'LL EAT HIS OWN SHORTS! (THEN SWEET AND SINCERE) It just poured out of me, like venom from a snake!",915000,TRUE,4539,4174,Mary,Brokewood Apartments,"MY EYES ARE WIDE OPEN, NOW I SEE HIS WARTS / I WISH HIM WELL, DOWN IN HELL, WHERE HE'LL EAT HIS OWN SHORTS! It just poured out of me, like venom from a snake!",my eyes are wide open now i see his warts i wish him well down in hell where hell eat his own shorts it just poured out of me like venom from a snake,34 +145635,520,201,Homer Simpson: I had this idea years ago...but your mother wouldn't let me do it.,934000,TRUE,2,4174,Homer Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,I had this idea years ago...but your mother wouldn't let me do it.,i had this idea years agobut your mother wouldnt let me do it,13 +145636,520,202,"Homer Simpson: Shows how much she... (TV FALLS) knooooows! (CRUSHED NOISE, THEN MUFFLED) It's hurting my eyes!",938000,TRUE,2,4174,Homer Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,Shows how much she... knooooows! It's hurting my eyes!,shows how much she knooooows its hurting my eyes,9 +145637,520,203,(Apartment Building: ext. APARTMENT BUILDING - outdoor common area - day),948000,FALSE,NA,374,NA,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +145638,520,204,Kicked-out Husband #1: It's so great here -- no wife to get mad at you for closing your laptop whenever they walk into the room.,948000,TRUE,6272,374,Kicked-out Husband #1,Apartment Building,It's so great here -- no wife to get mad at you for closing your laptop whenever they walk into the room.,its so great here -- no wife to get mad at you for closing your laptop whenever they walk into the room,22 +145639,520,205,"Kicked-out Husband #2: (A LITTLE TOO EAGER) Or getting her kid hooked on pot. She's my kid too, you know.",953000,TRUE,6273,374,Kicked-out Husband #2,Apartment Building,"Or getting her kid hooked on pot. She's my kid too, you know.",or getting her kid hooked on pot shes my kid too you know,13 +145640,520,206,"Homer Simpson: You know what we need? A classic ""kicked outta the house"" party. Now who's got a rockin' CD?",958000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"You know what we need? A classic ""kicked outta the house"" party. Now who's got a rockin' CD?",you know what we need a classic kicked outta the house party now whos got a rockin cd,18 +145641,520,207,"Kicked-out Husband #1: I've got the audio book of Robert Caro's ""The Passage of Power.""",963000,TRUE,6272,374,Kicked-out Husband #1,Apartment Building,"I've got the audio book of Robert Caro's ""The Passage of Power.""",ive got the audio book of robert caros the passage of power,12 +145642,520,208,"Homer Simpson: That's it? Well, then let's ""power"" this party up!",966000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"That's it? Well, then let's ""power"" this party up!",thats it well then lets power this party up,9 +145673,520,239,"Bart Simpson: SPUCKLER MARY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME / ALL I ASK IS ONE MORE CHANCE...",1122000,TRUE,8,4174,Bart Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,"SPUCKLER MARY, PLEASE FORGIVE ME / ALL I ASK IS ONE MORE CHANCE...",spuckler mary please forgive me all i ask is one more chance,12 +145643,520,209,"Robert A. Caro: ""AIR FORCE ONE, the President's plane, is divided, behind the crew's cockpit, into three compartments. In the first of them, just behind the cockpit, women sat weeping and Secret Service agents were trying to hold back tears (""You've heard of strong men crying; well, we had it there that day,"" recalls a reporter)...",973000,TRUE,6274,374,Robert A. Caro,Apartment Building,"""AIR FORCE ONE, the President's plane, is divided, behind the crew's cockpit, into three compartments. In the first of them, just behind the cockpit, women sat weeping and Secret Service agents were trying to hold back tears ...",air force one the presidents plane is divided behind the crews cockpit into three compartments in the first of them just behind the cockpit women sat weeping and secret service agents were trying to hold back tears,37 +145644,520,210,Bart Simpson: I miss Mary.,996000,TRUE,8,374,Bart Simpson,Apartment Building,I miss Mary.,i miss mary,3 +145645,520,211,Kicked-out Husband #2: I miss Roxie. That's the club where I used to smoke pot with my kid.,998000,TRUE,6273,374,Kicked-out Husband #2,Apartment Building,I miss Roxie. That's the club where I used to smoke pot with my kid.,i miss roxie thats the club where i used to smoke pot with my kid,15 +145646,520,212,Homer Simpson: This calls for decisive action -- like L.B.J.'s use of the period of mourning following the assassination to push through the Civil Rights Act.,1002000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,This calls for decisive action -- like L.B.J.'s use of the period of mourning following the assassination to push through the Civil Rights Act.,this calls for decisive action -- like lbjs use of the period of mourning following the assassination to push through the civil rights act,24 +145647,520,213,Kicked-out Husband #1: But how do we figure out what to do?,1009000,TRUE,6272,374,Kicked-out Husband #1,Apartment Building,But how do we figure out what to do?,but how do we figure out what to do,9 +145648,520,214,"Homer Simpson: The same way Hollywood does, by watching British movies!",1011000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"The same way Hollywood does, by watching British movies!",the same way hollywood does by watching british movies,9 +145649,520,215,(COMMON ROOM: int. common room - later),1018000,FALSE,NA,4175,NA,COMMON ROOM,NA,NA,NA +145650,520,216,"Prime Minister: (BRITISH) The Prime Minister... that is to say I... would like to make an emergency declaration... of love... to my poor, but cheeky secretary.",1018000,TRUE,1633,4175,Prime Minister,COMMON ROOM,"The Prime Minister... that is to say I... would like to make an emergency declaration... of love... to my poor, but cheeky secretary.",the prime minister that is to say i would like to make an emergency declaration of love to my poor but cheeky secretary,23 +145651,520,217,"Secretary: (VERY STUNNED) What, me? Eliza Commonbottom?",1026000,TRUE,42,4175,Secretary,COMMON ROOM,"What, me? Eliza Commonbottom?",what me eliza commonbottom,4 +145652,520,218,"Prime Minister: (HUGH GRANT, FUMFERING) I... that is to say... Flibberty-gibberty...",1028000,TRUE,1633,4175,Prime Minister,COMMON ROOM,I... that is to say... Flibberty-gibberty...,i that is to say flibberty-gibberty,6 +145653,520,219,"""ALAN RICKMAN"": Love is more powerful than all my magic.",1042000,TRUE,6275,4175,ALAN RICKMAN,COMMON ROOM,Love is more powerful than all my magic.,love is more powerful than all my magic,8 +145654,520,220,Bart Simpson: Hard to believe that country used to rule anything.,1045000,TRUE,8,4175,Bart Simpson,COMMON ROOM,Hard to believe that country used to rule anything.,hard to believe that country used to rule anything,9 +145655,520,221,"Homer Simpson: Agreed, but to win back our women we need to make a grand romantic gesture.",1048000,TRUE,2,4175,Homer Simpson,COMMON ROOM,"Agreed, but to win back our women we need to make a grand romantic gesture.",agreed but to win back our women we need to make a grand romantic gesture,15 +145656,520,222,Men: (ENTHUSIASTIC) Hear hear!,1053000,TRUE,1185,4175,Men,COMMON ROOM,Hear hear!,hear hear,2 +145657,520,223,Homer Simpson: After we finish watching the movie.,1054000,TRUE,2,4175,Homer Simpson,COMMON ROOM,After we finish watching the movie.,after we finish watching the movie,6 +145658,520,224,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),1067000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145659,520,225,Marge Simpson: Mmm! Cursive!,1067000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Mmm! Cursive!,mmm cursive,2 +145660,520,226,"Marge Simpson: (READING) ""You are invited to... a grand gesture?"" Oooh!",1071000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""You are invited to... a grand gesture?"" Oooh!",you are invited to a grand gesture oooh,8 +145661,520,227,(Brokewood Apartments: ext. Brokewood Apartments- day),1087000,FALSE,NA,4174,NA,Brokewood Apartments,NA,NA,NA +145662,520,228,(Brokewood Apartments: ext. Brokewood Apartments- common area),1087000,FALSE,NA,4174,NA,Brokewood Apartments,NA,NA,NA +145663,520,229,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) I WROTE THIS SONG TO SAY I'M SORRY,1087000,TRUE,2,4174,Homer Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,I WROTE THIS SONG TO SAY I'M SORRY,i wrote this song to say im sorry,8 +145664,520,230,"Bart Simpson: (SINGS) DAD, DON'T BE A CREDIT HOG",1090000,TRUE,8,4174,Bart Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,"DAD, DON'T BE A CREDIT HOG",dad dont be a credit hog,6 +145665,520,231,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) THE MELODY IS BY BEETHOVEN,1093000,TRUE,2,4174,Homer Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,THE MELODY IS BY BEETHOVEN,the melody is by beethoven,5 +145666,520,232,Bart Simpson: (SINGS) NOT BAD FOR A MOVIE DOG.,1096000,TRUE,8,4174,Bart Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,NOT BAD FOR A MOVIE DOG.,not bad for a movie dog,6 +145667,520,233,Kicked-out Husband #1: (SINGS) I'LL STOP EATING FROM THE GARBAGE,1099000,TRUE,6272,4174,Kicked-out Husband #1,Brokewood Apartments,I'LL STOP EATING FROM THE GARBAGE,ill stop eating from the garbage,6 +145668,520,234,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) MARGE YOU WILL GET THE LAST PORK CHOP...,1102000,TRUE,2,4174,Homer Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,MARGE YOU WILL GET THE LAST PORK CHOP...,marge you will get the last pork chop,8 +145669,520,235,Marge Simpson: (STUNNED PLEASED NOISE),1102000,FALSE,1,4174,Marge Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,NA,NA,NA +145670,520,236,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED) A completed chore list!,1110000,TRUE,1,4174,Marge Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,A completed chore list!,a completed chore list,4 +145671,520,237,Homer Simpson: And I promise to do the things I checked off within a year.,1113000,TRUE,2,4174,Homer Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,And I promise to do the things I checked off within a year.,and i promise to do the things i checked off within a year,13 +145672,520,238,Marge Simpson: (SWOONS),1113000,FALSE,1,4174,Marge Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,NA,NA,NA +145674,520,240,"Mary: Bart... you're a good duck, but we wouldn't last.",1128000,TRUE,4539,4174,Mary,Brokewood Apartments,"Bart... you're a good duck, but we wouldn't last.",bart youre a good duck but we wouldnt last,9 +145675,520,241,Bart Simpson: (STUNNED) But I'm the main guy in this story! Things are supposed to work out for me!,1132000,TRUE,8,4174,Bart Simpson,Brokewood Apartments,But I'm the main guy in this story! Things are supposed to work out for me!,but im the main guy in this story things are supposed to work out for me,16 +145676,520,242,"Brazilian 12-year-old Boy: (SLIGHTLY ROLLING R'S) Everyone is the main guy in their own story. (SHAKES BART'S HAND) My friend, welcome to my story.",1136000,TRUE,6267,4174,Brazilian 12-year-old Boy,Brokewood Apartments,"Everyone is the main guy in their own story. My friend, welcome to my story.",everyone is the main guy in their own story my friend welcome to my story,15 +145677,520,243,(LIMBO BACKGROUND: Int. limbo background),1152000,FALSE,NA,4176,NA,LIMBO BACKGROUND,NA,NA,NA +145681,520,247,"Video Game Woman: Remember, this game is for age fourteen or under. If you are older than that, please get help. Get help. Get help.",1174000,TRUE,6276,4176,Video Game Woman,LIMBO BACKGROUND,"Remember, this game is for age fourteen or under. If you are older than that, please get help. Get help. Get help.",remember this game is for age fourteen or under if you are older than that please get help get help get help,22 +145684,520,250,Futuristic Computer: One message received from...,1201000,TRUE,6277,4176,Futuristic Computer,LIMBO BACKGROUND,One message received from...,one message received from,4 +145685,520,251,Mary: (UPBEAT) The Widow Mary Spuckler!,1205000,TRUE,4539,4176,Mary,LIMBO BACKGROUND,The Widow Mary Spuckler!,the widow mary spuckler,4 +145686,520,252,Bart Simpson: Woo hoo!,1206000,TRUE,8,4176,Bart Simpson,LIMBO BACKGROUND,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +145687,520,253,"Caricature: (WOODY ALLEN VOICE) Well done, Bart. You played that like a combination of Willie Mays and Paul Cezanne.",1207000,TRUE,6269,4176,Caricature,LIMBO BACKGROUND,"Well done, Bart. You played that like a combination of Willie Mays and Paul Cezanne.",well done bart you played that like a combination of willie mays and paul cezanne,15 +145688,520,254,Bart Simpson: Who are you?,1213000,TRUE,8,4176,Bart Simpson,LIMBO BACKGROUND,Who are you?,who are you,3 +145689,520,255,"Caricature: (WOODY ALLEN VOICE) You know, I played the ant in ""Antz."" The lesser-known of the ""Ant"" movies.",1214000,TRUE,6269,4176,Caricature,LIMBO BACKGROUND,"You know, I played the ant in ""Antz."" The lesser-known of the ""Ant"" movies.",you know i played the ant in antz the lesser-known of the ant movies,14 +145690,520,256,Bart Simpson: Oh yeah!,1220000,TRUE,8,4176,Bart Simpson,LIMBO BACKGROUND,Oh yeah!,oh yeah,2 +145691,520,257,Cletus Spuckler: (EEFING NOISES),1220000,FALSE,1413,4176,Cletus Spuckler,LIMBO BACKGROUND,NA,NA,NA +145692,521,0,"Bart Simpson: Dad, what are you watching?",140000,TRUE,8,NA,Bart Simpson,NA,"Dad, what are you watching?",dad what are you watching,5 +145693,521,1,Homer Simpson: I think it's a Terence Malick movie.,142000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,I think it's a Terence Malick movie.,i think its a terence malick movie,7 +145694,521,2,(TV ROOM: Int. TV room - continuous),144000,FALSE,NA,1587,NA,TV ROOM,NA,NA,NA +145695,521,3,"Lisa Simpson: No, you're watching Baby Poindexter, the most educational DVD available at the checkout aisle at the grocery store!",144000,TRUE,9,1587,Lisa Simpson,TV ROOM,"No, you're watching Baby Poindexter, the most educational DVD available at the checkout aisle at the grocery store!",no youre watching baby poindexter the most educational dvd available at the checkout aisle at the grocery store,18 +145696,521,4,"Homer Simpson: Finally, a kids' show that isn't trying to sell you something. Which reminds me, we need to order more rectangles.",150000,TRUE,2,1587,Homer Simpson,TV ROOM,"Finally, a kids' show that isn't trying to sell you something. Which reminds me, we need to order more rectangles.",finally a kids show that isnt trying to sell you something which reminds me we need to order more rectangles,20 +145697,521,5,Sensitive Female Voice: (INSTRUCTING A CHILD) Friends?,160000,TRUE,6278,1587,Sensitive Female Voice,TV ROOM,Friends?,friends,1 +145698,521,6,Sensitive Female Voice: (INSTRUCTING A CHILD) Friends.,164000,TRUE,6278,1587,Sensitive Female Voice,TV ROOM,Friends.,friends,1 +145699,521,7,Sensitive Female Voice: (INSTRUCTING A CHILD) Colleagues.,166000,TRUE,6278,1587,Sensitive Female Voice,TV ROOM,Colleagues.,colleagues,1 +145700,521,8,Marge Simpson: (HUGE GASP) Don't watch that DVD!,170000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,Don't watch that DVD!,dont watch that dvd,4 +145701,521,9,Marge Simpson: (POINTS TO TV) I threw that away because studies show it doesn't do any good!,172000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,I threw that away because studies show it doesn't do any good!,i threw that away because studies show it doesnt do any good,12 +145702,521,10,Marge Simpson: Look at me!,178000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,Look at me!,look at me,3 +145860,521,168,Lisa Simpson: Bart? You wanted to show me something?,824000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart? You wanted to show me something?,bart you wanted to show me something,7 +145679,520,245,Adult Lisa: But surely you didn't give up on love after just one setback. Love is our only defense against the abyss in this meaningless universe.,1156000,TRUE,9,4176,Adult Lisa,LIMBO BACKGROUND,But surely you didn't give up on love after just one setback. Love is our only defense against the abyss in this meaningless universe.,but surely you didnt give up on love after just one setback love is our only defense against the abyss in this meaningless universe,24 +145703,521,11,"Marge Simpson: Maybe instead of watching TV with the kids, you could take them outside and... what are you doing?",180000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,"Maybe instead of watching TV with the kids, you could take them outside and... what are you doing?",maybe instead of watching tv with the kids you could take them outside and what are you doing,18 +145704,521,12,Marge Simpson: (UNHAPPY) This so-called educational DVD may have even stunted the development of the kids who watched it!,187000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,This so-called educational DVD may have even stunted the development of the kids who watched it!,this so-called educational dvd may have even stunted the development of the kids who watched it,16 +145705,521,13,Lisa Simpson: Wait a minute. Didn't Bart and I both watch this thing when we were little?,192000,TRUE,9,1587,Lisa Simpson,TV ROOM,Wait a minute. Didn't Bart and I both watch this thing when we were little?,wait a minute didnt bart and i both watch this thing when we were little,15 +145706,521,14,Marge Simpson: (GRIMLY) I'm afraid so.,197000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,I'm afraid so.,im afraid so,3 +145707,521,15,"Lisa Simpson: Well, the obvious question is... why did I turn out so... academically superior... while Bart--",199000,TRUE,9,1587,Lisa Simpson,TV ROOM,"Well, the obvious question is... why did I turn out so... academically superior... while Bart--",well the obvious question is why did i turn out so academically superior while bart--,15 +145708,521,16,"Marge Simpson: (CUTTING HER OFF, QUICKLY) While Bart turned out so wonderful in his own way!",206000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,While Bart turned out so wonderful in his own way!,while bart turned out so wonderful in his own way,10 +145709,521,17,"Bart Simpson: That's the way people talk about Ralph! Ralph, whose favorite color is peanut butter!",210000,TRUE,8,1587,Bart Simpson,TV ROOM,"That's the way people talk about Ralph! Ralph, whose favorite color is peanut butter!",thats the way people talk about ralph ralph whose favorite color is peanut butter,14 +145710,521,18,Marge Simpson: I wish I knew what happened...,214000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,I wish I knew what happened...,i wish i knew what happened,6 +145711,521,19,Bart Simpson: (BRAIN-DEAD) Aooga... aooga... aooga...,233000,TRUE,8,1587,Bart Simpson,TV ROOM,Aooga... aooga... aooga...,aooga aooga aooga,3 +145712,521,20,"Marge Simpson: And now that I know better, no DVDs for you kids. Just educational television.",233000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,"And now that I know better, no DVDs for you kids. Just educational television.",and now that i know better no dvds for you kids just educational television,14 +145713,521,21,"Announcer: We return to ""Ice-road Hand-fishing.""",240000,TRUE,33,1587,Announcer,TV ROOM,"We return to ""Ice-road Hand-fishing.""",we return to ice-road hand-fishing,5 +145714,521,22,Hillbilly: This has been our way of life since we were pitched the idea by reality show producers.,243000,TRUE,6279,1587,Hillbilly,TV ROOM,This has been our way of life since we were pitched the idea by reality show producers.,this has been our way of life since we were pitched the idea by reality show producers,17 +145715,521,23,"Hillbilly #2: Welcome to ""Thievin' Bear Chopper Hunt.""",253000,TRUE,6280,1587,Hillbilly #2,TV ROOM,"Welcome to ""Thievin' Bear Chopper Hunt.""",welcome to thievin bear chopper hunt,6 +145716,521,24,"Marge Simpson: Okay, no TV at all.",256000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,"Okay, no TV at all.",okay no tv at all,5 +145717,521,25,Lisa Simpson: What?!,256000,TRUE,9,1587,Lisa Simpson,TV ROOM,What?!,what,1 +145718,521,26,"Homer Simpson: Honey, this sounds like a noble experiment, but like prohibition, it will end in a hail of bullets.",259000,TRUE,2,1587,Homer Simpson,TV ROOM,"Honey, this sounds like a noble experiment, but like prohibition, it will end in a hail of bullets.",honey this sounds like a noble experiment but like prohibition it will end in a hail of bullets,18 +145719,521,27,"Marge Simpson: Fine, no TV for twenty-four hours.",264000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,"Fine, no TV for twenty-four hours.",fine no tv for twenty-four hours,6 +145720,521,28,Bart Simpson: Twenty-four hours? Where'd you pull that crazy number?,267000,TRUE,8,1587,Bart Simpson,TV ROOM,Twenty-four hours? Where'd you pull that crazy number?,twenty-four hours whered you pull that crazy number,8 +145721,521,29,"Marge Simpson: We can do without TV for a day! We're taking Maggie to a children's bookstore, where she can learn the old-fashioned way -- the way children did from nineteen-ten to two thousand and two.",270000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,"We can do without TV for a day! We're taking Maggie to a children's bookstore, where she can learn the old-fashioned way -- the way children did from nineteen-ten to two thousand and two.",we can do without tv for a day were taking maggie to a childrens bookstore where she can learn the old-fashioned way -- the way children did from nineteen-ten to two thousand and two,34 +145722,521,30,"Marge Simpson: Homer, a little help?",287000,TRUE,1,1587,Marge Simpson,TV ROOM,"Homer, a little help?",homer a little help,4 +145723,521,31,Homer Simpson: I'm on it.,289000,TRUE,2,1587,Homer Simpson,TV ROOM,I'm on it.,im on it,3 +145724,521,32,(Children's Bookstore: Ext. children's bookstore - day),305000,FALSE,NA,4177,NA,Children's Bookstore,NA,NA,NA +145725,521,33,(Bookstore: Int. BOOKSTORE - continuous),305000,FALSE,NA,1147,NA,Bookstore,NA,NA,NA +145726,521,34,"Homer Simpson: If I buy you, why do I need all these books?",305000,TRUE,2,1147,Homer Simpson,Bookstore,"If I buy you, why do I need all these books?",if i buy you why do i need all these books,11 +145727,521,35,"Face: (HIGH-STRUNG) Shut up, shut up, shut up!",307000,TRUE,6281,1147,Face,Bookstore,"Shut up, shut up, shut up!",shut up shut up shut up,6 +145728,521,36,"Marge Simpson: Instead of watching TV, we can read children's books written by TV stars!",309000,TRUE,1,1147,Marge Simpson,Bookstore,"Instead of watching TV, we can read children's books written by TV stars!",instead of watching tv we can read childrens books written by tv stars,13 +145729,521,37,Boy: Who's Milli Vanilli?,322000,TRUE,687,1147,Boy,Bookstore,Who's Milli Vanilli?,whos milli vanilli,3 +145730,521,38,"Krusty the Clown: I don't know, kid. I didn't write this.",324000,TRUE,139,1147,Krusty the Clown,Bookstore,"I don't know, kid. I didn't write this.",i dont know kid i didnt write this,8 +145731,521,39,Krusty the Clown: (COLDLY) No refunds.,327000,TRUE,139,1147,Krusty the Clown,Bookstore,No refunds.,no refunds,2 +145732,521,40,"Marge Simpson: Look, Maggie! They have a story lady!",328000,TRUE,1,1147,Marge Simpson,Bookstore,"Look, Maggie! They have a story lady!",look maggie they have a story lady,7 +145733,521,41,"Storytime Sue: (WAY TOO CUTESY) One day Silly Sally said ""Let's have a sloppy gloppy supper."" First they slurped their soup. Slurp, slurp, slurp!",332000,TRUE,6282,1147,Storytime Sue,Bookstore,"One day Silly Sally said ""Let's have a sloppy gloppy supper."" First they slurped their soup. Slurp, slurp, slurp!",one day silly sally said lets have a sloppy gloppy supper first they slurped their soup slurp slurp slurp,19 +145734,521,42,"Storytime Sue: Then they chewed their bread. Chew, chew, chew! ""More soup?"" ""I could slurp this soup forever!"" Slurp, slurp...",343000,TRUE,6282,1147,Storytime Sue,Bookstore,"Then they chewed their bread. Chew, chew, chew! ""More soup?"" ""I could slurp this soup forever!"" Slurp, slurp...",then they chewed their bread chew chew chew more soup i could slurp this soup forever slurp slurp,18 +145735,521,43,"Security Guard: Sorry, folks. She doesn't even work here.",355000,TRUE,156,1147,Security Guard,Bookstore,"Sorry, folks. She doesn't even work here.",sorry folks she doesnt even work here,7 +145736,521,44,"Homer Simpson: ""Spot the Hidden Objects.""",360000,TRUE,2,1147,Homer Simpson,Bookstore,Spot the Hidden Objects.,spot the hidden objects,4 +145737,521,45,"Homer Simpson: (TO BOOK) Boy, you're pretty pushy for a book I just met.",360000,TRUE,2,1147,Homer Simpson,Bookstore,"Boy, you're pretty pushy for a book I just met.",boy youre pretty pushy for a book i just met,10 +145738,521,46,"Homer Simpson: (CONCENTRATING NOISES, THEN:) Gotcha! (CHUCKLES) Candy cane in the umbrella stand -- oldest trick in the book... okay, let's see...",367000,TRUE,2,1147,Homer Simpson,Bookstore,"Gotcha! Candy cane in the umbrella stand -- oldest trick in the book... okay, let's see...",gotcha candy cane in the umbrella stand -- oldest trick in the book okay lets see,16 +145739,521,47,Marge Simpson: (APPROACHING) Have you seen Lisa and Maggie?,376000,TRUE,1,1147,Marge Simpson,Bookstore,Have you seen Lisa and Maggie?,have you seen lisa and maggie,6 +145740,521,48,"Homer Simpson: If they're not a trumpet or a rolling pin, then ""no."" (MORE CIRCLING NOISES)",380000,TRUE,2,1147,Homer Simpson,Bookstore,"If they're not a trumpet or a rolling pin, then ""no.""",if theyre not a trumpet or a rolling pin then no,11 +145741,521,49,"Marge Simpson: Homie, help me find them.",384000,TRUE,1,1147,Marge Simpson,Bookstore,"Homie, help me find them.",homie help me find them,5 +145742,521,50,"Homer Simpson: Okay, now to see if I can apply my book knowledge to the real world.",386000,TRUE,2,1147,Homer Simpson,Bookstore,"Okay, now to see if I can apply my book knowledge to the real world.",okay now to see if i can apply my book knowledge to the real world,15 +145743,521,51,Homer Simpson: Got 'em!,399000,TRUE,2,1147,Homer Simpson,Bookstore,Got 'em!,got em,2 +145744,521,52,(Van Houten Home: Int. van houten house - living room),401000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +145745,521,53,"Milhouse Van Houten: Wow, no TV for twenty-four hours. I couldn't get through a day without Doctors Oz, Phil, and Gupta.",401000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,"Wow, no TV for twenty-four hours. I couldn't get through a day without Doctors Oz, Phil, and Gupta.",wow no tv for twenty-four hours i couldnt get through a day without doctors oz phil and gupta,18 +145746,521,54,"Bart Simpson: You're right, I'm bored. Epoxy fight!",408000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,"You're right, I'm bored. Epoxy fight!",youre right im bored epoxy fight,6 +145747,521,55,Milhouse Van Houten: What the hell is an Epoxy fight?!,409000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,What the hell is an Epoxy fight?!,what the hell is an epoxy fight,7 +145748,521,56,"Bart Simpson: Don't worry, I'll clean it up. Get me some whipped cream and a safety scissors.",417000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,"Don't worry, I'll clean it up. Get me some whipped cream and a safety scissors.",dont worry ill clean it up get me some whipped cream and a safety scissors,15 +145749,521,57,(Van Houten Kitchen: Int. van houten kitchen - a little later),421000,FALSE,NA,4178,NA,Van Houten Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +145750,521,58,"Bart Simpson: Don't worry, all I need is a cigarette lighter and some sandpaper.",421000,TRUE,8,4178,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Kitchen,"Don't worry, all I need is a cigarette lighter and some sandpaper.",dont worry all i need is a cigarette lighter and some sandpaper,12 +145751,521,59,"Bart Simpson: All right, let's just use a razor.",427000,TRUE,8,4178,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Kitchen,"All right, let's just use a razor.",all right lets just use a razor,7 +145752,521,60,(Van Houten Bathroom: int. van houten bathroom - a little later),433000,FALSE,NA,4179,NA,Van Houten Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +145753,521,61,"Bart Simpson: Oh my God, you look just like your dad!",433000,TRUE,8,4179,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Bathroom,"Oh my God, you look just like your dad!",oh my god you look just like your dad,9 +145754,521,62,Bart Simpson: Let's see how far we can take this...,436000,TRUE,8,4179,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Bathroom,Let's see how far we can take this...,lets see how far we can take this,8 +145755,521,63,(Van Houten Master Bedroom: int. van houten bedroom - A LITTLE LATER),440000,FALSE,NA,4180,NA,Van Houten Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145756,521,64,"Bart Simpson: And finally, the tie.",440000,TRUE,8,4180,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Master Bedroom,"And finally, the tie.",and finally the tie,4 +145757,521,65,Milhouse Van Houten: I always wanted to wear a necktie. Mom says they make you more--,441000,TRUE,25,4180,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Master Bedroom,I always wanted to wear a necktie. Mom says they make you more--,i always wanted to wear a necktie mom says they make you more--,13 +145759,521,67,Bart Simpson: Now sing the alphabet song!,447000,TRUE,8,4180,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Master Bedroom,Now sing the alphabet song!,now sing the alphabet song,5 +145761,521,69,Bart Simpson: What if we... Van Houten to the max?,455000,TRUE,8,4180,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Master Bedroom,What if we... Van Houten to the max?,what if we van houten to the max,8 +145762,521,70,DUFFMAN VOICE MILHOUSE: Whoa! That's a little too tight! Oh yeah!,458000,TRUE,6284,4180,DUFFMAN VOICE MILHOUSE,Van Houten Master Bedroom,Whoa! That's a little too tight! Oh yeah!,whoa thats a little too tight oh yeah,8 +145763,521,71,Bart Simpson: Nah. Back to the sweet spot.,461000,TRUE,8,4180,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Master Bedroom,Nah. Back to the sweet spot.,nah back to the sweet spot,6 +145764,521,72,"Bart Simpson: Milhouse, if people believe you're a grownup, we could do anything.",462000,TRUE,8,4180,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Master Bedroom,"Milhouse, if people believe you're a grownup, we could do anything.",milhouse if people believe youre a grownup we could do anything,11 +145766,521,74,"Bart Simpson: Okay, first, tone it down. Time to teach you to be a man.",474000,TRUE,8,4180,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Master Bedroom,"Okay, first, tone it down. Time to teach you to be a man.",okay first tone it down time to teach you to be a man,13 +145768,521,76,(Van Houten Home: int. van houten house - den - later),498000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +145769,521,77,Milhouse Van Houten: ...and put the gas bill on... autopay.,498000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,...and put the gas bill on... autopay.,and put the gas bill on autopay,7 +145770,521,78,Bart Simpson: Nice. Time for your final test.,502000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,Nice. Time for your final test.,nice time for your final test,6 +145771,521,79,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - living room),511000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145772,521,80,"Lisa Simpson: Oh great, another invasive Skype from Mil-- huh?",511000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh great, another invasive Skype from Mil-- huh?",oh great another invasive skype from mil-- huh,8 +145774,521,82,Lisa Simpson: He's right here.,521000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,He's right here.,hes right here,3 +145776,521,84,"Homer Simpson: Sure, what do I care? (SIPS BEER)",527000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sure, what do I care?",sure what do i care,5 +145778,521,86,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),529000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145780,521,88,Homer Simpson: (APOLOGETIC NOISE),531000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145782,521,90,"Homer Simpson: Whatever you say, sir.",546000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whatever you say, sir.",whatever you say sir,4 +145783,521,91,"Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED) Dad, why are you kowtowing to Mr. Van Houten?",547000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, why are you kowtowing to Mr. Van Houten?",dad why are you kowtowing to mr van houten,9 +145784,521,92,Homer Simpson: Sometimes it's just so nice to have a man take charge.,550000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sometimes it's just so nice to have a man take charge.,sometimes its just so nice to have a man take charge,11 +145786,521,94,Lisa Simpson: Dad?!,558000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Dad?!,dad,1 +145787,521,95,Homer Simpson: Grownups have their reasons!,560000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Grownups have their reasons!,grownups have their reasons,4 +145788,521,96,Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),560000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145789,521,97,(Milhouse's Bedroom: Int. Milhouse's room - continuous),563000,FALSE,NA,629,NA,Milhouse's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145791,521,99,Homer Simpson: But I just did that!,568000,TRUE,2,629,Homer Simpson,Milhouse's Bedroom,But I just did that!,but i just did that,5 +145793,521,101,(Van Houten Home: Int. Van houten house - continuous),578000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +145794,521,102,Milhouse Van Houten: (LAUGHS),578000,FALSE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +145796,521,104,Bart Simpson: Now you're the same height as your Dad.,592000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,Now you're the same height as your Dad.,now youre the same height as your dad,8 +145797,521,105,Milhouse Van Houten: I can reach the poisons now! Each with an inviting skull and crossbones.,596000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,I can reach the poisons now! Each with an inviting skull and crossbones.,i can reach the poisons now each with an inviting skull and crossbones,13 +145798,521,106,(LIVING ROOM: Int. LIVING ROOM - a little later),601000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +145799,521,107,Luann Van Houten: Kirk?,601000,TRUE,591,47,Luann Van Houten,LIVING ROOM,Kirk?,kirk,1 +145800,521,108,Luann Van Houten: You're wearing that shirt I bought you. I thought you didn't like it.,601000,TRUE,591,47,Luann Van Houten,LIVING ROOM,You're wearing that shirt I bought you. I thought you didn't like it.,youre wearing that shirt i bought you i thought you didnt like it,13 +145802,521,110,Luann Van Houten: (GENUINELY PLEASED) Oh Kirk Evelyn Van Houten!,610000,TRUE,591,47,Luann Van Houten,LIVING ROOM,Oh Kirk Evelyn Van Houten!,oh kirk evelyn van houten,5 +145803,521,111,Luann Van Houten: (HUMS HAPPILY AS SHE GOES),610000,FALSE,591,47,Luann Van Houten,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +145804,521,112,Milhouse Van Houten: I wish my Dad could've been here to see my parents kiss.,615000,TRUE,25,47,Milhouse Van Houten,LIVING ROOM,I wish my Dad could've been here to see my parents kiss.,i wish my dad couldve been here to see my parents kiss,12 +145805,521,113,"Bart Simpson: Now, did you get Kirk's license?",619000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Now, did you get Kirk's license?",now did you get kirks license,6 +145806,521,114,Milhouse Van Houten: Uh-huh!,621000,TRUE,25,47,Milhouse Van Houten,LIVING ROOM,Uh-huh!,uh-huh,1 +145807,521,115,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,622000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +145808,521,116,(U-Rent-It: Ext. U-RENT-IT - day),623000,FALSE,NA,4181,NA,U-Rent-It,NA,NA,NA +145809,521,117,Milhouse Van Houten: I rented a truck!,623000,TRUE,25,4181,Milhouse Van Houten,U-Rent-It,I rented a truck!,i rented a truck,4 +145810,521,118,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),626000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +145811,521,119,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm driving a truck!,626000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,I'm driving a truck!,im driving a truck,4 +145812,521,120,Milhouse Van Houten: I crashed a truck!,628000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,I crashed a truck!,i crashed a truck,4 +145813,521,121,(EZ-Rent: Ext. EZ-Rent - day),631000,FALSE,NA,4182,NA,EZ-Rent,NA,NA,NA +145814,521,122,Milhouse Van Houten: I rented another truck!,631000,TRUE,25,4182,Milhouse Van Houten,EZ-Rent,I rented another truck!,i rented another truck,4 +145815,521,123,(Kwik-E-Mart: EXT. KWIK-E-MART - day),636000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +145816,521,124,DOLPH: Hey Simpson! Don't you have a lame Dad of your own?,636000,TRUE,146,136,DOLPH,Kwik-E-Mart,Hey Simpson! Don't you have a lame Dad of your own?,hey simpson dont you have a lame dad of your own,11 +145818,521,126,Kearney Zzyzwicz: You're the wussiest adult I've ever seen.,644000,TRUE,145,136,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Kwik-E-Mart,You're the wussiest adult I've ever seen.,youre the wussiest adult ive ever seen,7 +145820,521,128,"Bart Simpson: (URGENT, TO MILHOUSE) ""Kirk,"" remember you have the super-powers of a middle-aged man.",653000,TRUE,8,136,Bart Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"""Kirk,"" remember you have the super-powers of a middle-aged man.",kirk remember you have the super-powers of a middle-aged man,10 +145821,521,129,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Hello, Mr. Kirk.",660000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Hello, Mr. Kirk.",hello mr kirk,3 +145823,521,131,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: (THROUGH DOOR, FAINTLY) Polarized!",670000,TRUE,145,136,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Kwik-E-Mart,Polarized!,polarized,1 +145824,521,132,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I suspect you are buying for underage bullies. But as that is ninety-eight percent of my business, I say thank you, sir! Come again!",672000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"I suspect you are buying for underage bullies. But as that is ninety-eight percent of my business, I say thank you, sir! Come again!",i suspect you are buying for underage bullies but as that is ninety-eight percent of my business i say thank you sir come again,24 +145825,521,133,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yo, Bart, your grown man friend is all right.",672000,TRUE,145,136,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Kwik-E-Mart,"Yo, Bart, your grown man friend is all right.",yo bart your grown man friend is all right,9 +145826,521,134,DOLPH: We should start threatening more adults.,683000,TRUE,146,136,DOLPH,Kwik-E-Mart,We should start threatening more adults.,we should start threatening more adults,6 +145827,521,135,Jimbo Jones: Wouldn't that make us criminals instead of bullies?,685000,TRUE,144,136,Jimbo Jones,Kwik-E-Mart,Wouldn't that make us criminals instead of bullies?,wouldnt that make us criminals instead of bullies,8 +145828,521,136,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Let's beat up a philosopher till he gives us the answer.,688000,TRUE,145,136,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Kwik-E-Mart,Let's beat up a philosopher till he gives us the answer.,lets beat up a philosopher till he gives us the answer,11 +145829,521,137,Jimbo Jones: (AGREEING NOISES),688000,FALSE,144,136,Jimbo Jones,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +145830,521,138,(Truck: Int. truck - continuous),692000,FALSE,NA,719,NA,Truck,NA,NA,NA +145894,521,202,Marge Simpson: (TURNED ON) Mm-hmm!,925000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Mm-hmm!,mm-hmm,1 +145831,521,139,Milhouse Van Houten: (LOOSENS TIE) I made my Mom happy and got through the bullies without a punch. Being an adult is super easy!,692000,TRUE,25,719,Milhouse Van Houten,Truck,I made my Mom happy and got through the bullies without a punch. Being an adult is super easy!,i made my mom happy and got through the bullies without a punch being an adult is super easy,19 +145832,521,140,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES),692000,FALSE,8,719,Bart Simpson,Truck,NA,NA,NA +145833,521,141,Milhouse Van Houten: You dope. It says those are for her pleasure. Now it's time for me to live my fantasy with mature themes.,705000,TRUE,25,719,Milhouse Van Houten,Truck,You dope. It says those are for her pleasure. Now it's time for me to live my fantasy with mature themes.,you dope it says those are for her pleasure now its time for me to live my fantasy with mature themes,21 +145834,521,142,"Milhouse Van Houten: I'll go behind that curtain a boy, but come out a man.",713000,TRUE,25,719,Milhouse Van Houten,Truck,"I'll go behind that curtain a boy, but come out a man.",ill go behind that curtain a boy but come out a man,12 +145835,521,143,(Election Polling Station: Int. election polling station),720000,FALSE,NA,4183,NA,Election Polling Station,NA,NA,NA +145836,521,144,"Milhouse Van Houten: (PONDERING, INSIDE BOOTH) Hm... more money for schools? That could translate into more homework.",720000,TRUE,25,4183,Milhouse Van Houten,Election Polling Station,Hm... more money for schools? That could translate into more homework.,hm more money for schools that could translate into more homework,11 +145837,521,145,"Seymour Skinner: (ENTERING) I know this is highly illegal, but you're not leaving this booth till you punch ""yes.""",725000,TRUE,3,4183,Seymour Skinner,Election Polling Station,"I know this is highly illegal, but you're not leaving this booth till you punch ""yes.""",i know this is highly illegal but youre not leaving this booth till you punch yes,16 +145838,521,146,"Gary Chalmers: (ENTERING) Don't bother screaming for help... this is a municipal, off-cycle election.",729000,TRUE,1078,4183,Gary Chalmers,Election Polling Station,"Don't bother screaming for help... this is a municipal, off-cycle election.",dont bother screaming for help this is a municipal off-cycle election,11 +145839,521,147,Seymour Skinner: (OMINOUS) There's no one for miles.,734000,TRUE,3,4183,Seymour Skinner,Election Polling Station,There's no one for miles.,theres no one for miles,5 +145840,521,148,Gary Chalmers: (GRIMLY) Don't forget your sticker.,742000,TRUE,1078,4183,Gary Chalmers,Election Polling Station,Don't forget your sticker.,dont forget your sticker,4 +145841,521,149,Seymour Skinner: (LAUGH),742000,FALSE,3,4183,Seymour Skinner,Election Polling Station,NA,NA,NA +145842,521,150,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - day),749000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +145844,521,152,"Moe Szyslak: Well, in my case my Mom was hit with a voodoo curse, I gestated for five years, then I popped out backwards and on fire.",755000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, in my case my Mom was hit with a voodoo curse, I gestated for five years, then I popped out backwards and on fire.",well in my case my mom was hit with a voodoo curse i gestated for five years then i popped out backwards and on fire,25 +145845,521,153,Bart Simpson: (SKEPTICAL) Really?,763000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Really?,really,1 +145846,521,154,Moe Szyslak: (NODS) Keep my tail right here in this jar.,764000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Keep my tail right here in this jar.,keep my tail right here in this jar,8 +145847,521,155,Moe Szyslak: Good times.,764000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Good times.,good times,2 +145848,521,156,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - day),770000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145849,521,157,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, I think Maggie misses TV.",770000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, I think Maggie misses TV.",mom i think maggie misses tv,6 +145850,521,158,"Lisa Simpson: You know Mom, I was thinking we could take Maggie downtown. ""The Jazz Hole"" is featuring a Dizzy Gillespie tribute band. (AWESTRUCK) Their trumpeter has the puffiest cheeks...",777000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know Mom, I was thinking we could take Maggie downtown. ""The Jazz Hole"" is featuring a Dizzy Gillespie tribute band. Their trumpeter has the puffiest cheeks...",you know mom i was thinking we could take maggie downtown the jazz hole is featuring a dizzy gillespie tribute band their trumpeter has the puffiest cheeks,27 +145851,521,159,Marge Simpson: I don't think so. The U.S. Embassy has warned people not to go to downtown Springfield.,787000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't think so. The U.S. Embassy has warned people not to go to downtown Springfield.,i dont think so the us embassy has warned people not to go to downtown springfield,16 +145852,521,160,Lisa Simpson: (SADLY) I get it. Middle child. Never do what I want.,793000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I get it. Middle child. Never do what I want.,i get it middle child never do what i want,10 +145853,521,161,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, I also know of a puppet show...",798000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, I also know of a puppet show...",okay i also know of a puppet show,8 +145854,521,162,(Lithuanian Center: Ext. Lithuanian center - night),806000,FALSE,NA,4184,NA,Lithuanian Center,NA,NA,NA +145855,521,163,(Auditorium: Int. Auditorium),806000,FALSE,NA,4,NA,Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +145856,521,164,"Cute Puppet: (GIRL VOICE WITH SLAVIC ACCENT) Long before the Teutonic slaughters visited upon our people, there was the massacre by Mstislov of Kiev in 1132.",806000,TRUE,6285,4,Cute Puppet,Auditorium,"Long before the Teutonic slaughters visited upon our people, there was the massacre by Mstislov of Kiev in 1132.",long before the teutonic slaughters visited upon our people there was the massacre by mstislov of kiev in 1132,19 +145857,521,165,Marge Simpson: Maybe we should go.,818000,TRUE,1,4,Marge Simpson,Auditorium,Maybe we should go.,maybe we should go,4 +145858,521,166,Usher: Nobody leave till every puppet dead!,819000,TRUE,149,4,Usher,Auditorium,Nobody leave till every puppet dead!,nobody leave till every puppet dead,6 +145859,521,167,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - outside bart's doorway - afternoon),824000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145895,521,203,Marge Simpson: Now what are you doing?,928000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Now what are you doing?,now what are you doing,5 +145861,521,169,Bart Simpson: Just one sec: Nelson gave me some notes on a prank I'm doing.,826000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Just one sec: Nelson gave me some notes on a prank I'm doing.,just one sec nelson gave me some notes on a prank im doing,13 +145862,521,170,"Bart Simpson: Now, I asked you here because I know a cool grownup who will take you to that club in the city.",832000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, I asked you here because I know a cool grownup who will take you to that club in the city.",now i asked you here because i know a cool grownup who will take you to that club in the city,21 +145863,521,171,Lisa Simpson: Really? Who?,837000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? Who?,really who,2 +145865,521,173,Lisa Simpson: Milhouse?,842000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Milhouse?,milhouse,1 +145867,521,175,"Lisa Simpson: Well, Milhouse, you might get past the bouncer at the jazz club because they're in no position to turn anyone away. But it doesn't matter, 'cause we can't pay for the gas and the cover fee anyway.",848000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, Milhouse, you might get past the bouncer at the jazz club because they're in no position to turn anyone away. But it doesn't matter, 'cause we can't pay for the gas and the cover fee anyway.",well milhouse you might get past the bouncer at the jazz club because theyre in no position to turn anyone away but it doesnt matter cause we cant pay for the gas and the cover fee anyway,37 +145868,521,176,"Bart Simpson: Au contraire, starfish hair!",859000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Au contraire, starfish hair!",au contraire starfish hair,4 +145869,521,177,Bart Simpson: The Baby Poindexter Company is being forced to pay a settlement to any parent who had enough misguided love to buy their videos.,862000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,The Baby Poindexter Company is being forced to pay a settlement to any parent who had enough misguided love to buy their videos.,the baby poindexter company is being forced to pay a settlement to any parent who had enough misguided love to buy their videos,23 +145870,521,178,Lisa Simpson: They're not gonna write a check to a couple of kids.,868000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,They're not gonna write a check to a couple of kids.,theyre not gonna write a check to a couple of kids,11 +145872,521,180,"Lisa Simpson: Thanks, but lowering your voice and standing on paint cans doesn't make you man enough to be my dad.",876000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thanks, but lowering your voice and standing on paint cans doesn't make you man enough to be my dad.",thanks but lowering your voice and standing on paint cans doesnt make you man enough to be my dad,19 +145873,521,181,"Homer Simpson: Marge, can I get a subscription to Highlights Magazine?",882000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, can I get a subscription to Highlights Magazine?",marge can i get a subscription to highlights magazine,9 +145874,521,182,"Marge Simpson: Homer, that's for children!",884000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, that's for children!",homer thats for children,4 +145875,521,183,Homer Simpson: Where does it say that?,886000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Where does it say that?,where does it say that,5 +145876,521,184,Marge Simpson: Read the rest of the title!,888000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Read the rest of the title!,read the rest of the title,6 +145877,521,185,"Homer Simpson: (READING) ""Highlights..."" ""for..."" (BEAT, ANNOYED GRUNT)",889000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Highlights..."" ""for...""",highlights for,2 +145878,521,186,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Marge and Homer's bedroom - continuous),897000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145879,521,187,"Marge Simpson: Oh, dang it!",897000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Oh, dang it!",oh dang it,3 +145880,521,188,Marge Simpson: I lost my other earring.,899000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,I lost my other earring.,i lost my other earring,5 +145881,521,189,Homer Simpson: Leave it to me...,900000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Leave it to me...,leave it to me,4 +145882,521,190,Homer Simpson: (SEARCHING NOISE),900000,FALSE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145883,521,191,Homer Simpson: Earring!,908000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Earring!,earring,1 +145884,521,192,Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),908000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145885,521,193,Homer Simpson: ...thimble from Monopoly game...,910000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,...thimble from Monopoly game...,thimble from monopoly game,4 +145886,521,194,Marge Simpson: Wondered where that was.,911000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Wondered where that was.,wondered where that was,4 +145887,521,195,Homer Simpson: ...twenty-five dollar casino chip...,912000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,...twenty-five dollar casino chip...,twenty-five dollar casino chip,4 +145888,521,196,Marge Simpson: (TURNED ON NOISE),912000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145889,521,197,Homer Simpson: ...the smallest nesting doll!,915000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,...the smallest nesting doll!,the smallest nesting doll,4 +145890,521,198,Marge Simpson: (VERY TURNED ON NOISE),915000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +145891,521,199,Marge Simpson: Can you find anything you like in this bed?,917000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Can you find anything you like in this bed?,can you find anything you like in this bed,9 +145892,521,200,Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Just my honey pie.,920000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Just my honey pie.,just my honey pie,4 +145893,521,201,Homer Simpson: Wanna split it while we snuggle?,922000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Wanna split it while we snuggle?,wanna split it while we snuggle,6 +145896,521,204,Homer Simpson: (CHAGRINED) Licking the wrapper.,930000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Licking the wrapper.,licking the wrapper,3 +145897,521,205,(Springfield Bus Station: EXT. springfield bus station - early morning),933000,FALSE,NA,4185,NA,Springfield Bus Station,NA,NA,NA +145898,521,206,"Bus Vendor: There you go, one adult and two children, one-way downtown.",933000,TRUE,6286,4185,Bus Vendor,Springfield Bus Station,"There you go, one adult and two children, one-way downtown.",there you go one adult and two children one-way downtown,10 +145900,521,208,Bus Vendor: If you like.,940000,TRUE,6286,4185,Bus Vendor,Springfield Bus Station,If you like.,if you like,3 +145902,521,210,"Lisa Simpson: Now remember, I can't sit backwards or I get sick.",943000,TRUE,9,4185,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Bus Station,"Now remember, I can't sit backwards or I get sick.",now remember i cant sit backwards or i get sick,10 +145903,521,211,"Bart Simpson: Well, if I look at your face, I get sick.",950000,TRUE,8,4185,Bart Simpson,Springfield Bus Station,"Well, if I look at your face, I get sick.",well if i look at your face i get sick,10 +145905,521,213,"Bart Simpson: Make me, baldy.",955000,TRUE,8,4185,Bart Simpson,Springfield Bus Station,"Make me, baldy.",make me baldy,3 +145907,521,215,Milhouse Van Houten: My adulthood!,960000,TRUE,25,4185,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Bus Station,My adulthood!,my adulthood,2 +145908,521,216,"Bus Station Guy: (HOMELESS MAN VOICE) I never thought I'd say this, but that is conduct unbecoming of a bus station.",966000,TRUE,6287,4185,Bus Station Guy,Springfield Bus Station,"I never thought I'd say this, but that is conduct unbecoming of a bus station.",i never thought id say this but that is conduct unbecoming of a bus station,15 +145909,521,217,Bus Station Guy: (PUZZLED) Where'd your babies go?,973000,TRUE,6287,4185,Bus Station Guy,Springfield Bus Station,Where'd your babies go?,whered your babies go,4 +145910,521,218,(Lazy Parent Educational Videos: Ext. lazy parent educational videos - day),978000,FALSE,NA,4186,NA,Lazy Parent Educational Videos,NA,NA,NA +145911,521,219,(Office: Int. office - continuous),978000,FALSE,NA,745,NA,Office,NA,NA,NA +145912,521,220,Lisa Simpson: Your intellect-deadening DVDs turned my brother's brain to jelly.,978000,TRUE,9,745,Lisa Simpson,Office,Your intellect-deadening DVDs turned my brother's brain to jelly.,your intellect-deadening dvds turned my brothers brain to jelly,9 +145913,521,221,Bart Simpson: (DULL) Pretty shapes tell me to kill everybody.,981000,TRUE,8,745,Bart Simpson,Office,Pretty shapes tell me to kill everybody.,pretty shapes tell me to kill everybody,7 +145914,521,222,P.R. Person: Looks like you're entitled to the full rebate of nineteen ninety-five.,984000,TRUE,6288,745,P.R. Person,Office,Looks like you're entitled to the full rebate of nineteen ninety-five.,looks like youre entitled to the full rebate of nineteen ninety-five,11 +145915,521,223,Bart Simpson: That's all you pay for screwing up a child for life?,989000,TRUE,8,745,Bart Simpson,Office,That's all you pay for screwing up a child for life?,thats all you pay for screwing up a child for life,11 +145917,521,225,P.R. Person: Terrific. Just need your signature.,998000,TRUE,6288,745,P.R. Person,Office,Terrific. Just need your signature.,terrific just need your signature,5 +145919,521,227,P.R. Person: X is fine.,1001000,TRUE,6288,745,P.R. Person,Office,X is fine.,x is fine,3 +145921,521,229,(Street: EXT. street - OUTSIDE THE BABY POINDEXTER BUILDING - DAY),1004000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +145922,521,230,Lisa Simpson: (MOANS) It's just enough to get home. I'm hungry now.,1004000,TRUE,9,1,Lisa Simpson,Street,It's just enough to get home. I'm hungry now.,its just enough to get home im hungry now,9 +145923,521,231,"Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, I'm walkin' on paint cans all day. Give me a break.",1009000,TRUE,25,1,Milhouse Van Houten,Street,"Hey, I'm walkin' on paint cans all day. Give me a break.",hey im walkin on paint cans all day give me a break,12 +145924,521,232,"Lisa Simpson: Guys, look!",1013000,TRUE,9,1,Lisa Simpson,Street,"Guys, look!",guys look,2 +145925,521,233,"Lisa Simpson: Free breakfast if we sit through a sales pitch. Just remember, Milhouse, do not buy the condo.",1013000,TRUE,9,1,Lisa Simpson,Street,"Free breakfast if we sit through a sales pitch. Just remember, Milhouse, do not buy the condo.",free breakfast if we sit through a sales pitch just remember milhouse do not buy the condo,17 +145926,521,234,Milhouse Van Houten: But what if we can't afford not to buy it?,1020000,TRUE,25,1,Milhouse Van Houten,Street,But what if we can't afford not to buy it?,but what if we cant afford not to buy it,10 +145927,521,235,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - day),1026000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145928,521,236,Homer Simpson: Waldo. Waldo. Waldo.,1026000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Waldo. Waldo. Waldo.,waldo waldo waldo,3 +145959,521,267,"DUFFMAN VOICE MILHOUSE: I'm feeling a strange, refreshing brew of emotions. Oh yeah!",1153000,TRUE,6284,4188,DUFFMAN VOICE MILHOUSE,LOCKED ROOM,"I'm feeling a strange, refreshing brew of emotions. Oh yeah!",im feeling a strange refreshing brew of emotions oh yeah,10 +145929,521,237,"Marge Simpson: Homer, Bart said the kids were going to the Van Houtens, but Luann just told me they're supposed to be here. They've disappeared!",1028000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, Bart said the kids were going to the Van Houtens, but Luann just told me they're supposed to be here. They've disappeared!",homer bart said the kids were going to the van houtens but luann just told me theyre supposed to be here theyve disappeared,23 +145930,521,238,Homer Simpson: We'll get those kids back.,1035000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We'll get those kids back.,well get those kids back,5 +145931,521,239,Homer Simpson: Because we just bought them new shoes!,1037000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Because we just bought them new shoes!,because we just bought them new shoes,7 +145932,521,240,Homer Simpson: (FLIPPING PAGES) Waldo. Waldo.,1041000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Waldo. Waldo.,waldo waldo,2 +145933,521,241,(Simpson Driveway: EXT. Simpson driveway - moments later),1047000,FALSE,NA,770,NA,Simpson Driveway,NA,NA,NA +145934,521,242,Marge Simpson: Do you think Lisa went to that jazz club I wouldn't take her to?,1047000,TRUE,1,770,Marge Simpson,Simpson Driveway,Do you think Lisa went to that jazz club I wouldn't take her to?,do you think lisa went to that jazz club i wouldnt take her to,14 +145935,521,243,Homer Simpson: How many kids will jazz corrupt?,1050000,TRUE,2,770,Homer Simpson,Simpson Driveway,How many kids will jazz corrupt?,how many kids will jazz corrupt,6 +145936,521,244,(MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL: INT. MARRIOTt-STYLE HOTEL - conference center),1055000,FALSE,NA,4187,NA,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,NA,NA,NA +145937,521,245,"Saleswoman: ...lap pool and fully-equipped gym with eucalyptus towels. Now, let me give you the fourteen different apartment configurations: The Hacienda, The Urban Oasis, Castle in the Sky, Connecticut Sunset...",1055000,TRUE,2710,4187,Saleswoman,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,"...lap pool and fully-equipped gym with eucalyptus towels. Now, let me give you the fourteen different apartment configurations: The Hacienda, The Urban Oasis, Castle in the Sky, Connecticut Sunset...",lap pool and fully-equipped gym with eucalyptus towels now let me give you the fourteen different apartment configurations the hacienda the urban oasis castle in the sky connecticut sunset,29 +145938,521,246,"Bart Simpson: Lady, my stomach's full and I wanna go. That's how it works in this country.",1069000,TRUE,8,4187,Bart Simpson,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,"Lady, my stomach's full and I wanna go. That's how it works in this country.",lady my stomachs full and i wanna go thats how it works in this country,15 +145939,521,247,"Saleswoman: If you try to leave, you'll find the doors are locked.",1073000,TRUE,2710,4187,Saleswoman,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,"If you try to leave, you'll find the doors are locked.",if you try to leave youll find the doors are locked,11 +145940,521,248,"Lisa Simpson: Well, before our dad signs any contracts, he has a surprise for you...",1076000,TRUE,9,4187,Lisa Simpson,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,"Well, before our dad signs any contracts, he has a surprise for you...",well before our dad signs any contracts he has a surprise for you,13 +145941,521,249,"Saleswoman: (FLIRTY) Oh, I hope it's that he's single.",1081000,TRUE,2710,4187,Saleswoman,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,"Oh, I hope it's that he's single.",oh i hope its that hes single,7 +145943,521,251,Saleswoman: You're a bit of freak. I like that.,1090000,TRUE,2710,4187,Saleswoman,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,You're a bit of freak. I like that.,youre a bit of freak i like that,8 +145945,521,253,(OTHER ROOM: Int. other room - continuous),1103000,FALSE,NA,2615,NA,OTHER ROOM,NA,NA,NA +145946,521,254,"Lisa Simpson: ""Kirk?"" Don't you have something to tell her?",1103000,TRUE,9,2615,Lisa Simpson,OTHER ROOM,"""Kirk?"" Don't you have something to tell her?",kirk dont you have something to tell her,8 +145947,521,255,Saleswoman: Just looking for a casual hookup?,1107000,TRUE,2710,2615,Saleswoman,OTHER ROOM,Just looking for a casual hookup?,just looking for a casual hookup,6 +145949,521,257,Saleswoman: (TURNED ON) Ooh. I love how I don't exactly understand what you're saying.,1112000,TRUE,2710,2615,Saleswoman,OTHER ROOM,Ooh. I love how I don't exactly understand what you're saying.,ooh i love how i dont exactly understand what youre saying,11 +145950,521,258,(Downtown Springfield: Ext. downtown springfield - continuous),1117000,FALSE,NA,449,NA,Downtown Springfield,NA,NA,NA +145951,521,259,"Marge Simpson: Homie, do you see anything?",1117000,TRUE,1,449,Marge Simpson,Downtown Springfield,"Homie, do you see anything?",homie do you see anything,5 +145952,521,260,Homer Simpson: No. I'm sorry. It's... wait a minute.,1119000,TRUE,2,449,Homer Simpson,Downtown Springfield,No. I'm sorry. It's... wait a minute.,no im sorry its wait a minute,7 +145953,521,261,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (PLEADING HIS CASE) When I said you needed a software update, it was not a criticism.",1131000,TRUE,442,449,Professor Jonathan Frink,Downtown Springfield,"When I said you needed a software update, it was not a criticism.",when i said you needed a software update it was not a criticism,13 +145954,521,262,Homer Simpson: (SERIOUS) We've found what we're looking for.,1139000,TRUE,2,449,Homer Simpson,Downtown Springfield,We've found what we're looking for.,weve found what were looking for,6 +145955,521,263,Marge Simpson: The kids?,1141000,TRUE,1,449,Marge Simpson,Downtown Springfield,The kids?,the kids,2 +145956,521,264,"Homer Simpson: Sure, they could be here. Who knows?",1143000,TRUE,2,449,Homer Simpson,Downtown Springfield,"Sure, they could be here. Who knows?",sure they could be here who knows,7 +145957,521,265,(LOCKED ROOM: INT. locked ROOM - CONTINUOUS),1147000,FALSE,NA,4188,NA,LOCKED ROOM,NA,NA,NA +145958,521,266,Saleswoman: I love how your arms are too short and thin for your legs. Just like a crocodile.,1147000,TRUE,2710,4188,Saleswoman,LOCKED ROOM,I love how your arms are too short and thin for your legs. Just like a crocodile.,i love how your arms are too short and thin for your legs just like a crocodile,17 +145961,521,269,Milhouse Van Houten: (PULLS TIE LOOSE) How did you know it was me?,1160000,TRUE,25,4188,Milhouse Van Houten,LOCKED ROOM,How did you know it was me?,how did you know it was me,7 +145962,521,270,Marge Simpson: The top of your head has a five o'clock shadow.,1161000,TRUE,1,4188,Marge Simpson,LOCKED ROOM,The top of your head has a five o'clock shadow.,the top of your head has a five oclock shadow,10 +145963,521,271,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Your hair is growing back! Tell me your secret!,1164000,TRUE,2,4188,Homer Simpson,LOCKED ROOM,Your hair is growing back! Tell me your secret!,your hair is growing back tell me your secret,9 +145964,521,272,Marge Simpson: He's ten years old!,1168000,TRUE,1,4188,Marge Simpson,LOCKED ROOM,He's ten years old!,hes ten years old,4 +145965,521,273,Homer Simpson: (SADLY) There's always a catch.,1170000,TRUE,2,4188,Homer Simpson,LOCKED ROOM,There's always a catch.,theres always a catch,4 +145966,521,274,Saleswoman: Is anyone here gonna buy a condo?!,1172000,TRUE,2710,4188,Saleswoman,LOCKED ROOM,Is anyone here gonna buy a condo?!,is anyone here gonna buy a condo,7 +145967,521,275,"Homer Simpson: (INDIGNANT) It's gonna be ""yes,"" but don't rush me.",1174000,TRUE,2,4188,Homer Simpson,LOCKED ROOM,"It's gonna be ""yes,"" but don't rush me.",its gonna be yes but dont rush me,8 +145968,521,276,(Park: Ext. park - downtown - day),1178000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +145969,521,277,Kirk Van Houten: (ADMONISHING) ...And worst of all you cast my vote! Who did you vote for in the non-partisan judicial election?,1178000,TRUE,817,50,Kirk Van Houten,Park,...And worst of all you cast my vote! Who did you vote for in the non-partisan judicial election?,and worst of all you cast my vote who did you vote for in the non-partisan judicial election,18 +145970,521,278,Milhouse Van Houten: Williamson.,1184000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,Williamson.,williamson,1 +145971,521,279,"Kirk Van Houten: No, no, no!",1185000,TRUE,817,50,Kirk Van Houten,Park,"No, no, no!",no no no,3 +145972,521,280,"Milhouse Van Houten: (TO KIRK) I'm really sorry, Dad. But I have to say it was pretty cool having your life.",1187000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,"I'm really sorry, Dad. But I have to say it was pretty cool having your life.",im really sorry dad but i have to say it was pretty cool having your life,16 +145973,521,281,Kirk Van Houten: You mean that?,1193000,TRUE,817,50,Kirk Van Houten,Park,You mean that?,you mean that,3 +145974,521,282,Milhouse Van Houten: I'd be happy to wind up just like you.,1194000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,I'd be happy to wind up just like you.,id be happy to wind up just like you,9 +145975,521,283,"Kirk Van Houten: (TOUCHED, DESPITE HIMSELF) I hope you remember that when I can't pay for your college.",1197000,TRUE,817,50,Kirk Van Houten,Park,I hope you remember that when I can't pay for your college.,i hope you remember that when i cant pay for your college,12 +145976,521,284,Kirk Van Houten: Now how would you like to go to your own parent-teacher interview while I see a movie?,1200000,TRUE,817,50,Kirk Van Houten,Park,Now how would you like to go to your own parent-teacher interview while I see a movie?,now how would you like to go to your own parent-teacher interview while i see a movie,17 +145977,521,285,Milhouse Van Houten: I'd like that.,1205000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,I'd like that.,id like that,3 +145978,521,286,"Homer Simpson: Son, promise you will never look like me.",1207000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,"Son, promise you will never look like me.",son promise you will never look like me,8 +145979,521,287,Bart Simpson: I sure hope not.,1210000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,I sure hope not.,i sure hope not,4 +145980,521,288,Homer Simpson: Why you little! That's not a heartwarming thing to end on!,1212000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,Why you little! That's not a heartwarming thing to end on!,why you little thats not a heartwarming thing to end on,11 +145981,522,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),10000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +145982,522,1,Homer Simpson: I can't believe you're reading when there's so much great stuff on TV.,10000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I can't believe you're reading when there's so much great stuff on TV.,i cant believe youre reading when theres so much great stuff on tv,13 +145983,522,2,"Lisa Simpson: Hmm, you're right. It is the golden age of well-written, brilliantly-acted TV shows.",15000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hmm, you're right. It is the golden age of well-written, brilliantly-acted TV shows.",hmm youre right it is the golden age of well-written brilliantly-acted tv shows,13 +145984,522,3,"Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) Writing is for bathroom walls, and acting is for getting out of DUI's. The only reason TV exists is for reality shows about white-trash scuzzbags doing sub-human, made-up jobs.",21000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Writing is for bathroom walls, and acting is for getting out of DUI's. The only reason TV exists is for reality shows about white-trash scuzzbags doing sub-human, made-up jobs.",writing is for bathroom walls and acting is for getting out of duis the only reason tv exists is for reality shows about white-trash scuzzbags doing sub-human made-up jobs,29 +145985,522,4,Homer Simpson: Ooo! Jail music!,34000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ooo! Jail music!,ooo jail music,3 +145986,522,5,"Macho Narrator: When storage lockers are abandoned, we open 'em up!",50000,TRUE,6289,5,Macho Narrator,Simpson Home,"When storage lockers are abandoned, we open 'em up!",when storage lockers are abandoned we open em up,9 +145987,522,6,Macho Narrator: Our expert bidders face off in the ultimate contest to discover the amazing treasures within!,54000,TRUE,6289,5,Macho Narrator,Simpson Home,Our expert bidders face off in the ultimate contest to discover the amazing treasures within!,our expert bidders face off in the ultimate contest to discover the amazing treasures within,15 +145988,522,7,"Macho Narrator: This is... ""Storage Battles.""",60000,TRUE,6289,5,Macho Narrator,Simpson Home,"This is... ""Storage Battles.""",this is storage battles,4 +145989,522,8,Homer Simpson: (CONSIDERING) I'll give it one marathon.,64000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll give it one marathon.,ill give it one marathon,5 +145990,522,9,CJ Ramone: I don't care what people say -- I am feeling this unit!,69000,TRUE,6290,5,CJ Ramone,Simpson Home,I don't care what people say -- I am feeling this unit!,i dont care what people say -- i am feeling this unit,12 +146026,522,45,Gary Chalmers: Skinner!,173000,TRUE,1078,4190,Gary Chalmers,STORAGE COMPLEX,Skinner!,skinner,1 +145991,522,10,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) No one feels out a unit like CJ! Not Bubba, not Debbie and Danny, no one!",72000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No one feels out a unit like CJ! Not Bubba, not Debbie and Danny, no one!",no one feels out a unit like cj not bubba not debbie and danny no one,16 +145992,522,11,CJ Ramone: Mostly worthless junk: family photo albums... home movies... (SCOFFS) kids' drawings...,77000,TRUE,6290,5,CJ Ramone,Simpson Home,Mostly worthless junk: family photo albums... home movies... kids' drawings...,mostly worthless junk family photo albums home movies kids drawings,10 +145993,522,12,"CJ Ramone: Eh, just some nobody.",84000,TRUE,6290,5,CJ Ramone,Simpson Home,"Eh, just some nobody.",eh just some nobody,4 +145994,522,13,CJ Ramone: Here we go! Here we go! Bub-ble wrap!,86000,TRUE,6290,5,CJ Ramone,Simpson Home,Here we go! Here we go! Bub-ble wrap!,here we go here we go bub-ble wrap,8 +145995,522,14,"CJ Ramone: (SMUG) If there's wrap, it ain't crap!",89000,TRUE,6290,5,CJ Ramone,Simpson Home,"If there's wrap, it ain't crap!",if theres wrap it aint crap,6 +145996,522,15,"CJ Ramone: Bingo! Antique bayonets! I'm talking World War One, Spanish American War... Crimea, baby!",92000,TRUE,6290,5,CJ Ramone,Simpson Home,"Bingo! Antique bayonets! I'm talking World War One, Spanish American War... Crimea, baby!",bingo antique bayonets im talking world war one spanish american war crimea baby,13 +145997,522,16,(MILITARY ANTIQUE SHOP: int. military antique shop - later),100000,FALSE,NA,4189,NA,MILITARY ANTIQUE SHOP,NA,NA,NA +145998,522,17,"Dealer: (CONSIDERING NOISE) If you found the right buyer, on the right day, and he knew nothing about bayonets, you might sell it for, possibly... five hundred dollars?",100000,TRUE,488,4189,Dealer,MILITARY ANTIQUE SHOP,"If you found the right buyer, on the right day, and he knew nothing about bayonets, you might sell it for, possibly... five hundred dollars?",if you found the right buyer on the right day and he knew nothing about bayonets you might sell it for possibly five hundred dollars,25 +145999,522,18,CJ Ramone: (TO CAMERA) Definitely five hundred dollars! Five hundred! Five hundy!,109000,TRUE,6290,4189,CJ Ramone,MILITARY ANTIQUE SHOP,Definitely five hundred dollars! Five hundred! Five hundy!,definitely five hundred dollars five hundred five hundy,8 +146000,522,19,CJ Ramone: Five hundamaninos!,114000,TRUE,6290,4189,CJ Ramone,MILITARY ANTIQUE SHOP,Five hundamaninos!,five hundamaninos,2 +146001,522,20,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bathroom - continuous),119000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146002,522,21,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED NOISE),119000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146003,522,22,"Homer Simpson: High-five me, Marge!",119000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"High-five me, Marge!",high-five me marge,3 +146004,522,23,Marge Simpson: I want to know what it's for.,121000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I want to know what it's for.,i want to know what its for,7 +146005,522,24,Homer Simpson: Too late!,122000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Too late!,too late,2 +146006,522,25,Homer Simpson: (UPBEAT) We're gonna get rich off the poor and forgetful! (BEAT) And dead people.,123000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We're gonna get rich off the poor and forgetful! And dead people.,were gonna get rich off the poor and forgetful and dead people,12 +146007,522,26,(STORAGE COMPLEX: Ext. storage complex - DAY),132000,FALSE,NA,4190,NA,STORAGE COMPLEX,NA,NA,NA +146008,522,27,"Moe Szyslak: I bet I win a locker full of treasure, like a solid gold bar of silver or Picasso's TV!",132000,TRUE,17,4190,Moe Szyslak,STORAGE COMPLEX,"I bet I win a locker full of treasure, like a solid gold bar of silver or Picasso's TV!",i bet i win a locker full of treasure like a solid gold bar of silver or picassos tv,19 +146009,522,28,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh no, no, no! It is I who will be watching Picasso's TV tonight!",137000,TRUE,208,4190,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,STORAGE COMPLEX,"Oh no, no, no! It is I who will be watching Picasso's TV tonight!",oh no no no it is i who will be watching picassos tv tonight,14 +146010,522,29,Lisa Simpson: (TO HOMER) It looks like you're not the only predatory opportunist in town.,143000,TRUE,9,4190,Lisa Simpson,STORAGE COMPLEX,It looks like you're not the only predatory opportunist in town.,it looks like youre not the only predatory opportunist in town,11 +146011,522,30,"Homer Simpson: (GASP) There's other P.O.s? (WORRIED) Uh-oh, better put on my game shades.",148000,TRUE,2,4190,Homer Simpson,STORAGE COMPLEX,"There's other P.O.s? Uh-oh, better put on my game shades.",theres other pos uh-oh better put on my game shades,10 +146012,522,31,Auctioneer: (FAST-TALKING) Do-I-hear-fifty-dollars-lemme-get-fifty-dollars--,159000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Do-I-hear-fifty-dollars-lemme-get-fifty-dollars--,do-i-hear-fifty-dollars-lemme-get-fifty-dollars--,1 +146013,522,32,Duffman: Oh yeah!,161000,TRUE,2277,4190,Duffman,STORAGE COMPLEX,Oh yeah!,oh yeah,2 +146014,522,33,Auctioneer: One-hundred-is-there-one-hundred-out-there-looking-for-one-hundred--,162000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,One-hundred-is-there-one-hundred-out-there-looking-for-one-hundred--,one-hundred-is-there-one-hundred-out-there-looking-for-one-hundred--,1 +146015,522,34,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Thank you!,163000,TRUE,208,4190,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,STORAGE COMPLEX,Thank you!,thank you,2 +146016,522,35,Auctioneer: One-fifty-one-hundred-fifty--,164000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,One-fifty-one-hundred-fifty--,one-fifty-one-hundred-fifty--,1 +146017,522,36,Auctioneer: Do-I-have-two-hundred--,164000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Do-I-have-two-hundred--,do-i-have-two-hundred--,1 +146018,522,37,Auctioneer: Two-fifty-do-I-hear--,167000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Two-fifty-do-I-hear--,two-fifty-do-i-hear--,1 +146019,522,38,Auctioneer: Three-fifty!,167000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Three-fifty!,three-fifty,1 +146020,522,39,Captain Horatio McCallister: YARRR!,167000,TRUE,944,4190,Captain Horatio McCallister,STORAGE COMPLEX,YARRR!,yarrr,1 +146021,522,40,Auctioneer: Four-do-I-hear-four-hundred-dollars?,170000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Four-do-I-hear-four-hundred-dollars?,four-do-i-hear-four-hundred-dollars,1 +146022,522,41,Auctioneer: Four-fifty!,172000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Four-fifty!,four-fifty,1 +146023,522,42,Professor Jonathan Frink: (FRINK NOISE) Bidding!,172000,TRUE,442,4190,Professor Jonathan Frink,STORAGE COMPLEX,Bidding!,bidding,1 +146027,522,46,Auctioneer: Six-hundred!,176000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Six-hundred!,six-hundred,1 +146028,522,47,Auctioneer: Six-fifty!,176000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,Six-fifty!,six-fifty,1 +146029,522,48,"Auctioneer: Six-fifty going once, six-fifty going twice...",179000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,"Six-fifty going once, six-fifty going twice...",six-fifty going once six-fifty going twice,6 +146030,522,49,Homer Simpson: One thousand dollars!,183000,TRUE,2,4190,Homer Simpson,STORAGE COMPLEX,One thousand dollars!,one thousand dollars,3 +146031,522,50,Auctioneer: One-thousand-dollars-going-once-going-twice-sold-to-the-man-who-didn't-wait-for-the-bidding-to-get-anywhere-near-one-thousand-dollars!,186000,TRUE,1444,4190,Auctioneer,STORAGE COMPLEX,One-thousand-dollars-going-once-going-twice-sold-to-the-man-who-didn't-wait-for-the-bidding-to-get-anywhere-near-one-thousand-dollars!,one-thousand-dollars-going-once-going-twice-sold-to-the-man-who-didnt-wait-for-the-bidding-to-get-anywhere-near-one-thousand-dollars,1 +146032,522,51,"Homer Simpson: (COCKY) In the money game, cash is king.",191000,TRUE,2,4190,Homer Simpson,STORAGE COMPLEX,"In the money game, cash is king.",in the money game cash is king,7 +146033,522,52,(STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX: EXT. storage locker complex - LATER - ESTABLISHING),201000,FALSE,NA,4191,NA,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,NA,NA,NA +146034,522,53,Marge Simpson: We spent a thousand dollars on a bunch of old boxes?,201000,TRUE,1,4191,Marge Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,We spent a thousand dollars on a bunch of old boxes?,we spent a thousand dollars on a bunch of old boxes,11 +146035,522,54,Homer Simpson: You won't be laughing when these boxes are full of priceless treasures.,204000,TRUE,2,4191,Homer Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,You won't be laughing when these boxes are full of priceless treasures.,you wont be laughing when these boxes are full of priceless treasures,12 +146036,522,55,Marge Simpson: I wasn't laughing -- I was being worried.,208000,TRUE,1,4191,Marge Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,I wasn't laughing -- I was being worried.,i wasnt laughing -- i was being worried,8 +146037,522,56,Homer Simpson: Feather boas?,213000,TRUE,2,4191,Homer Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,Feather boas?,feather boas,2 +146038,522,57,Bart Simpson: (RE: BOX) Mine's full of hand mirrors.,214000,TRUE,8,4191,Bart Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,Mine's full of hand mirrors.,mines full of hand mirrors,5 +146039,522,58,Lisa Simpson: I've got perfume spritzers.,216000,TRUE,9,4191,Lisa Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,I've got perfume spritzers.,ive got perfume spritzers,4 +146040,522,59,Marge Simpson: Makeup and baby oil!,219000,TRUE,1,4191,Marge Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,Makeup and baby oil!,makeup and baby oil,4 +146041,522,60,Homer Simpson: Tights? Robes? (MOANS) This stupid locker must have belonged to some old lady.,221000,TRUE,2,4191,Homer Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,Tights? Robes? This stupid locker must have belonged to some old lady.,tights robes this stupid locker must have belonged to some old lady,12 +146042,522,61,"Lisa Simpson: ""Property of Abraham J. Simpson?"" This is Grampa's stuff!",225000,TRUE,9,4191,Lisa Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,"""Property of Abraham J. Simpson?"" This is Grampa's stuff!",property of abraham j simpson this is grampas stuff,9 +146043,522,62,Homer Simpson: Why would my man-dad have lady stuff?,230000,TRUE,2,4191,Homer Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,Why would my man-dad have lady stuff?,why would my man-dad have lady stuff,7 +146044,522,63,Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) It's not all lady stuff. Look at all these fitness publications.,233000,TRUE,1,4191,Marge Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,It's not all lady stuff. Look at all these fitness publications.,its not all lady stuff look at all these fitness publications,11 +146045,522,64,Homer Simpson: Beefcake mags?,241000,TRUE,2,4191,Homer Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,Beefcake mags?,beefcake mags,2 +146046,522,65,Marge Simpson: I think your dad might be gay.,244000,TRUE,1,4191,Marge Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,I think your dad might be gay.,i think your dad might be gay,7 +146047,522,66,"Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE) That's insane! My dad was married to a woman... who left him... because he ignored her needs for decades. (REALIZING, MOANS) My gay dad is gay for gays.",247000,TRUE,2,4191,Homer Simpson,STORAGE LOCKER COMPLEX,That's insane! My dad was married to a woman... who left him... because he ignored her needs for decades. My gay dad is gay for gays.,thats insane my dad was married to a woman who left him because he ignored her needs for decades my gay dad is gay for gays,26 +146048,522,67,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),265000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146049,522,68,Marge Simpson: I think this is great! Old gay men are adorable! Like wrinkle dogs in a wrinkle dog calendar.,265000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I think this is great! Old gay men are adorable! Like wrinkle dogs in a wrinkle dog calendar.,i think this is great old gay men are adorable like wrinkle dogs in a wrinkle dog calendar,18 +146050,522,69,Homer Simpson: (MOPEY) Those are pretty cute...,273000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Those are pretty cute...,those are pretty cute,4 +146051,522,70,"Marge Simpson: Your dad's been in the closet for so long, he probably doesn't know how tolerant society's become. They even had a gay float in the Pride Parade last year.",275000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Your dad's been in the closet for so long, he probably doesn't know how tolerant society's become. They even had a gay float in the Pride Parade last year.",your dads been in the closet for so long he probably doesnt know how tolerant societys become they even had a gay float in the pride parade last year,29 +146052,522,71,"Homer Simpson: My dad's always been so angry. Maybe if we help him be who he is, he'll finally be happy.",286000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"My dad's always been so angry. Maybe if we help him be who he is, he'll finally be happy.",my dads always been so angry maybe if we help him be who he is hell finally be happy,19 +146053,522,72,"Marge Simpson: (TURNED ON) Oh Homie, you're so... enlightened.",293000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Homie, you're so... enlightened.",oh homie youre so enlightened,5 +146054,522,73,"Homer Simpson: (SEDUCTIVE) Yeah. Gay rights are human rights, baby.",300000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah. Gay rights are human rights, baby.",yeah gay rights are human rights baby,7 +146055,522,74,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. retirement castle - day),307000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +146056,522,75,Bart Simpson: (TO MARGE) You sure you're not just doing all this because it's cool to be accepting of a gay family member?,307000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,You sure you're not just doing all this because it's cool to be accepting of a gay family member?,you sure youre not just doing all this because its cool to be accepting of a gay family member,19 +146057,522,76,"Marge Simpson: Oh honey, that's just silly! (TO HERSELF) This'll show Helen Lovejoy, always bragging about her He-She cousin!",312000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Oh honey, that's just silly! This'll show Helen Lovejoy, always bragging about her He-She cousin!",oh honey thats just silly thisll show helen lovejoy always bragging about her he-she cousin,15 +146058,522,77,Marge Simpson: Abe... we found your storage locker.,320000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Abe... we found your storage locker.,abe we found your storage locker,6 +146059,522,78,"Homer Simpson: It's okay, Dad. We know the truth, and we love you.",324000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"It's okay, Dad. We know the truth, and we love you.",its okay dad we know the truth and we love you,11 +146060,522,79,Grampa Simpson: What?! The contents of that locker are my private business! Get out!,328000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,What?! The contents of that locker are my private business! Get out!,what the contents of that locker are my private business get out,12 +146061,522,80,(Hallway: int. hallway - continuous),333000,FALSE,NA,137,NA,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +146062,522,81,"Homer Simpson: Just admit who you are, and you can find new love.",333000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,"Just admit who you are, and you can find new love.",just admit who you are and you can find new love,11 +146063,522,82,"Marge Simpson: If you don't want to die alone, come out of your room!",336000,TRUE,1,137,Marge Simpson,Hallway,"If you don't want to die alone, come out of your room!",if you dont want to die alone come out of your room,12 +146064,522,83,Oldsters: (MOANING) Love... love... love...,340000,TRUE,6291,137,Oldsters,Hallway,Love... love... love...,love love love,3 +146065,522,84,Oldsters: (MOANING) Love... love...,344000,TRUE,6291,137,Oldsters,Hallway,Love... love...,love love,2 +146066,522,85,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. retirement home - a little later),348000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +146067,522,86,Helen Lovejoy: (SMUG) Hi Marge. I was just taking Stanlerina to get her hormone shots.,348000,TRUE,309,79,Helen Lovejoy,Springfield Retirement Castle,Hi Marge. I was just taking Stanlerina to get her hormone shots.,hi marge i was just taking stanlerina to get her hormone shots,12 +146068,522,87,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),348000,FALSE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +146069,522,88,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - day),354000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146070,522,89,Marge Simpson: Your father wasted his whole life being married to your mother and having you. We've got to find him a boyfriend before it's too late!,354000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Your father wasted his whole life being married to your mother and having you. We've got to find him a boyfriend before it's too late!,your father wasted his whole life being married to your mother and having you weve got to find him a boyfriend before its too late,25 +146071,522,90,Lisa Simpson: Why don't you put a personal ad on the internet? That's how young people date these days.,361000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Why don't you put a personal ad on the internet? That's how young people date these days.,why dont you put a personal ad on the internet thats how young people date these days,17 +146072,522,91,Bart Simpson: (TO LISA) It's weird that you don't consider yourself a young person.,366000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's weird that you don't consider yourself a young person.,its weird that you dont consider yourself a young person,10 +146073,522,92,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) I know. It's weird to me too.,369000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I know. It's weird to me too.,i know its weird to me too,7 +146074,522,93,"Marge Simpson: ""Help me out of the closet! Wonderful older man seeks life partner before rapidly-encroaching death.""",371000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Help me out of the closet! Wonderful older man seeks life partner before rapidly-encroaching death.,help me out of the closet wonderful older man seeks life partner before rapidly-encroaching death,15 +146075,522,94,Homer Simpson: (CHIMING IN) No fatties!,373000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,No fatties!,no fatties,2 +146076,522,95,Marge Simpson: How about some fatties?,379000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,How about some fatties?,how about some fatties,4 +146077,522,96,Homer Simpson: (POUTING) Fine.,381000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine.,fine,1 +146078,522,97,"Marge Simpson: Okay, post this under ""Men Seeking Men,"" but what sub-heading... nothing too serious... here we go -- ""Casual Encounters!"" Perfect, no pressure!",382000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, post this under ""Men Seeking Men,"" but what sub-heading... nothing too serious... here we go -- ""Casual Encounters!"" Perfect, no pressure!",okay post this under men seeking men but what sub-heading nothing too serious here we go -- casual encounters perfect no pressure,22 +146079,522,98,(Park: EXT. park - duck pond - day),395000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +146080,522,99,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED) I hope someone saw our ad.,395000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,I hope someone saw our ad.,i hope someone saw our ad,6 +146081,522,100,"Homer Simpson: If I can't find my father a man to kiss and cuddle, then I've failed as a son.",397000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,"If I can't find my father a man to kiss and cuddle, then I've failed as a son.",if i cant find my father a man to kiss and cuddle then ive failed as a son,18 +146082,522,101,Marge Simpson: (GASP) Someone's coming!,403000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,Someone's coming!,someones coming,2 +146083,522,102,"Waylon Smithers: Are you ""Wrinkled and Romantic?""",405000,TRUE,14,50,Waylon Smithers,Park,"Are you ""Wrinkled and Romantic?""",are you wrinkled and romantic,5 +146084,522,103,"Grampa Simpson: Huh? What the heck are you talking about, Spectacles?",407000,TRUE,31,50,Grampa Simpson,Park,"Huh? What the heck are you talking about, Spectacles?",huh what the heck are you talking about spectacles,9 +146119,522,138,"Bart Simpson: Grampa, you were the original bad boy!",526000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"Grampa, you were the original bad boy!",grampa you were the original bad boy,7 +146085,522,104,"Waylon Smithers: Oh, I've been hung up on someone for years, but I'm trapped in ""the friend zone."" (SIGHS) It's time for me to move on.",410000,TRUE,14,50,Waylon Smithers,Park,"Oh, I've been hung up on someone for years, but I'm trapped in ""the friend zone."" It's time for me to move on.",oh ive been hung up on someone for years but im trapped in the friend zone its time for me to move on,23 +146086,522,105,Grampa Simpson: So move on! You're blocking the ducks!,417000,TRUE,31,50,Grampa Simpson,Park,So move on! You're blocking the ducks!,so move on youre blocking the ducks,7 +146087,522,106,"Marge Simpson: Don't you want to be happy, Abe? Admit who you are, a wonderful gay man!",419000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,"Don't you want to be happy, Abe? Admit who you are, a wonderful gay man!",dont you want to be happy abe admit who you are a wonderful gay man,15 +146088,522,107,Grampa Simpson: (SPLUTTERS) What?! I don't ride side-saddle! I'm straight as a submarine!,426000,TRUE,31,50,Grampa Simpson,Park,What?! I don't ride side-saddle! I'm straight as a submarine!,what i dont ride side-saddle im straight as a submarine,10 +146089,522,108,Homer Simpson: Then how do you explain this?,431000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,Then how do you explain this?,then how do you explain this,6 +146090,522,109,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, hello Smithers! Fancy seeing you in Casual Encounter Park.",434000,TRUE,15,50,C. Montgomery Burns,Park,"Oh, hello Smithers! Fancy seeing you in Casual Encounter Park.",oh hello smithers fancy seeing you in casual encounter park,10 +146091,522,110,C. Montgomery Burns: (GASPS) You're Glamorous Godfrey!,440000,TRUE,15,50,C. Montgomery Burns,Park,You're Glamorous Godfrey!,youre glamorous godfrey,3 +146092,522,111,Homer Simpson: Who?,442000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,Who?,who,1 +146093,522,112,C. Montgomery Burns: (EXCITED) Glamorous Godfrey was the most famous wrestler in the world! (POINTS TO GRAMPA) And you are he!,443000,TRUE,15,50,C. Montgomery Burns,Park,Glamorous Godfrey was the most famous wrestler in the world! And you are he!,glamorous godfrey was the most famous wrestler in the world and you are he,14 +146094,522,113,Marge Simpson: (TO GRAMPA) Is this true?,448000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,Is this true?,is this true,3 +146095,522,114,(Burns Manor: int. burns' mansion - wrestling shrine),450000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +146096,522,115,C. Montgomery Burns: Behold!,450000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Behold!,behold,1 +146097,522,116,Lisa Simpson: (AWED SOUNDS),450000,FALSE,9,53,Lisa Simpson,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +146098,522,117,Homer Simpson: Look at all this wrestling stuff.,452000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,Look at all this wrestling stuff.,look at all this wrestling stuff,6 +146099,522,118,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,453000,TRUE,8,53,Bart Simpson,Burns Manor,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +146100,522,119,Grampa Simpson: (ADMITTING) Fine. I was Glamorous Godfrey.,454000,TRUE,31,53,Grampa Simpson,Burns Manor,Fine. I was Glamorous Godfrey.,fine i was glamorous godfrey,5 +146101,522,120,Marge Simpson: (SOBS A LITTLE),454000,FALSE,1,53,Marge Simpson,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +146102,522,121,Homer Simpson: What's wrong?,459000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,What's wrong?,whats wrong,2 +146103,522,122,Marge Simpson: I so wanted him to be gay.,460000,TRUE,1,53,Marge Simpson,Burns Manor,I so wanted him to be gay.,i so wanted him to be gay,7 +146104,522,123,"Grampa Simpson: (SHRUGS) On V.E. Day, I kissed a man by mistake.",463000,TRUE,31,53,Grampa Simpson,Burns Manor,"On V.E. Day, I kissed a man by mistake.",on ve day i kissed a man by mistake,9 +146105,522,124,Marge Simpson: (SMALL) Thank you.,466000,TRUE,1,53,Marge Simpson,Burns Manor,Thank you.,thank you,2 +146106,522,125,(Burns Manor: ext. BURNS MANSION - ESTABLISHING - DAY),472000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +146107,522,126,"Homer Simpson: You were a world-famous wrestler? Spill the beans, old man. Word beans!",472000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"You were a world-famous wrestler? Spill the beans, old man. Word beans!",you were a world-famous wrestler spill the beans old man word beans,12 +146108,522,127,"Grampa Simpson: (SIGHS) All right, I'll tell ya... It was the 1950s...",477000,TRUE,31,53,Grampa Simpson,Burns Manor,"All right, I'll tell ya... It was the 1950s...",all right ill tell ya it was the 1950s,9 +146109,522,128,Homer Simpson: (GROANS) Those things?,481000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,Those things?,those things,2 +146110,522,129,(WRESTLING ARENA: int. wrestling arena - DAY),483000,FALSE,NA,4192,NA,WRESTLING ARENA,NA,NA,NA +146111,522,130,Grampa Simpson: It was the heyday of pro wrestling. You could make good money if you were the manly mixture of strong and fat we called beefy.,483000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,It was the heyday of pro wrestling. You could make good money if you were the manly mixture of strong and fat we called beefy.,it was the heyday of pro wrestling you could make good money if you were the manly mixture of strong and fat we called beefy,25 +146112,522,131,"Grampa Simpson: Good guys were called ""baby faces""...and bad guys were called ""heels.""",491000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"Good guys were called ""baby faces""...and bad guys were called ""heels.""",good guys were called baby facesand bad guys were called heels,11 +146113,522,132,"Grampa Simpson: I was the king of the heels, Glamorous Godfrey.",491000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"I was the king of the heels, Glamorous Godfrey.",i was the king of the heels glamorous godfrey,9 +146114,522,133,Angry Crowd: How dare he! / That was drinking milk!,501000,TRUE,6292,4192,Angry Crowd,WRESTLING ARENA,How dare he! / That was drinking milk!,how dare he that was drinking milk,7 +146115,522,134,"Grampa Simpson: My motto was ""Always Cheat.""",504000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"My motto was ""Always Cheat.""",my motto was always cheat,5 +146116,522,135,Grampa Simpson: But the thing that really drove them crazy was my vanity.,504000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,But the thing that really drove them crazy was my vanity.,but the thing that really drove them crazy was my vanity,11 +146117,522,136,Glamorous Godfrey: You are the luckiest people in the world. You get to look at me.,517000,TRUE,6293,4192,Glamorous Godfrey,WRESTLING ARENA,You are the luckiest people in the world. You get to look at me.,you are the luckiest people in the world you get to look at me,14 +146118,522,137,Crowd: (BOOS),517000,FALSE,75,4192,Crowd,WRESTLING ARENA,NA,NA,NA +146120,522,139,"Grampa Simpson: Yeah, I was boastful before all your football show-boaters, rap music-ers, and TV beach Italians. But there was a downside to being hated... being hated.",530000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"Yeah, I was boastful before all your football show-boaters, rap music-ers, and TV beach Italians. But there was a downside to being hated... being hated.",yeah i was boastful before all your football show-boaters rap music-ers and tv beach italians but there was a downside to being hated being hated,25 +146121,522,140,(THE PAST: INT. THE PAST - VARIOUS - flashback),552000,FALSE,NA,4193,NA,THE PAST,NA,NA,NA +146122,522,141,(Storage Facility: int. storage facility - day),552000,FALSE,NA,1670,NA,Storage Facility,NA,NA,NA +146123,522,142,Grampa Simpson: I just couldn't take it.,552000,TRUE,31,1670,Grampa Simpson,Storage Facility,I just couldn't take it.,i just couldnt take it,5 +146124,522,143,Grampa Simpson: (SIGHS) Being despised was no way to live.,560000,TRUE,31,1670,Grampa Simpson,Storage Facility,Being despised was no way to live.,being despised was no way to live,7 +146125,522,144,C. Montgomery Burns: Pshaw!,563000,TRUE,15,1670,C. Montgomery Burns,Storage Facility,Pshaw!,pshaw,1 +146126,522,145,"C. Montgomery Burns: Pshaw, I say!",564000,TRUE,15,1670,C. Montgomery Burns,Storage Facility,"Pshaw, I say!",pshaw i say,3 +146127,522,146,Grampa Simpson: Pshaw yourself!,565000,TRUE,31,1670,Grampa Simpson,Storage Facility,Pshaw yourself!,pshaw yourself,2 +146128,522,147,"Marge Simpson: Homer, do something! They're killing each other!",568000,TRUE,1,1670,Marge Simpson,Storage Facility,"Homer, do something! They're killing each other!",homer do something theyre killing each other,7 +146129,522,148,Grampa Simpson: (TO BURNS) Oh yeah-- (MUFFLED NOISES),572000,TRUE,31,1670,Grampa Simpson,Storage Facility,Oh yeah--,oh yeah--,2 +146130,522,149,"C. Montgomery Burns: The world may have despised Glamorous Godfrey, but that conceited mother-puncher was my hero.",572000,TRUE,15,1670,C. Montgomery Burns,Storage Facility,"The world may have despised Glamorous Godfrey, but that conceited mother-puncher was my hero.",the world may have despised glamorous godfrey but that conceited mother-puncher was my hero,14 +146131,522,150,"C. Montgomery Burns: Please, Abe, let me buy you dinner in exchange for a few tales of the golden age of professional grappling.",580000,TRUE,15,1670,C. Montgomery Burns,Storage Facility,"Please, Abe, let me buy you dinner in exchange for a few tales of the golden age of professional grappling.",please abe let me buy you dinner in exchange for a few tales of the golden age of professional grappling,20 +146132,522,151,"Grampa Simpson: Sorry, I been trying to forget those days for fifty years.",586000,TRUE,31,1670,Grampa Simpson,Storage Facility,"Sorry, I been trying to forget those days for fifty years.",sorry i been trying to forget those days for fifty years,11 +146133,522,152,Bart Simpson: But Grampa...,591000,TRUE,8,1670,Bart Simpson,Storage Facility,But Grampa...,but grampa,2 +146134,522,153,Bart Simpson: I wanna hear about old-time wrestling too.,591000,TRUE,8,1670,Bart Simpson,Storage Facility,I wanna hear about old-time wrestling too.,i wanna hear about old-time wrestling too,7 +146135,522,154,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, it looks like you've made a new fan. It'd be a shame to let him down...",594000,TRUE,15,1670,C. Montgomery Burns,Storage Facility,"Well, it looks like you've made a new fan. It'd be a shame to let him down...",well it looks like youve made a new fan itd be a shame to let him down,17 +146136,522,155,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, fine. One dinner.",599000,TRUE,31,1670,Grampa Simpson,Storage Facility,"Oh, fine. One dinner.",oh fine one dinner,4 +146137,522,156,C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent. So we'll take the boy and make a night of it.,602000,TRUE,15,1670,C. Montgomery Burns,Storage Facility,Excellent. So we'll take the boy and make a night of it.,excellent so well take the boy and make a night of it,12 +146138,522,157,Homer Simpson: I don't know. Should I really let the men who ruined my (RE: GRAMPA) past and (RE: BURNS) present hang out with the kid who's going to ruin my future?,605000,TRUE,2,1670,Homer Simpson,Storage Facility,I don't know. Should I really let the men who ruined my past and present hang out with the kid who's going to ruin my future?,i dont know should i really let the men who ruined my past and present hang out with the kid whos going to ruin my future,26 +146139,522,158,Bart Simpson: I'll bring you home my dessert.,612000,TRUE,8,1670,Bart Simpson,Storage Facility,I'll bring you home my dessert.,ill bring you home my dessert,6 +146140,522,159,Homer Simpson: (IMMEDIATELY SOLD) Text me the choices.,614000,TRUE,2,1670,Homer Simpson,Storage Facility,Text me the choices.,text me the choices,4 +146141,522,160,(OLD-TIME CLUB: ext. old-time CLUB - night),615000,FALSE,NA,4194,NA,OLD-TIME CLUB,NA,NA,NA +146142,522,161,C. Montgomery Burns: I can't believe I'm on the town with Glamorous Godfrey himself! Tell me of your epic battle with Swedish Olaf Johannsen.,615000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,I can't believe I'm on the town with Glamorous Godfrey himself! Tell me of your epic battle with Swedish Olaf Johannsen.,i cant believe im on the town with glamorous godfrey himself tell me of your epic battle with swedish olaf johannsen,21 +146143,522,162,"Grampa Simpson: Oh yeah, ""The Fury of the Fjords""...",623000,TRUE,31,4194,Grampa Simpson,OLD-TIME CLUB,"Oh yeah, ""The Fury of the Fjords""...",oh yeah the fury of the fjords,7 +146144,522,163,Swedish Wrestler: (COMPLAINING NOISES),623000,FALSE,6294,4194,Swedish Wrestler,OLD-TIME CLUB,NA,NA,NA +146145,522,164,Bart Simpson: (LAUGHS) You settled that Swede's meatballs!,634000,TRUE,8,4194,Bart Simpson,OLD-TIME CLUB,You settled that Swede's meatballs!,you settled that swedes meatballs,5 +146146,522,165,C. Montgomery Burns: What I wouldn't give to see Glamorous Godfrey in action once more!,636000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,What I wouldn't give to see Glamorous Godfrey in action once more!,what i wouldnt give to see glamorous godfrey in action once more,12 +146147,522,166,C. Montgomery Burns: Would you ever consider throwing your wig back into the ring?,640000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,Would you ever consider throwing your wig back into the ring?,would you ever consider throwing your wig back into the ring,11 +146148,522,167,Grampa Simpson: Go back to being a villain? Forget that! Being hated is the worst feeling there is.,644000,TRUE,31,4194,Grampa Simpson,OLD-TIME CLUB,Go back to being a villain? Forget that! Being hated is the worst feeling there is.,go back to being a villain forget that being hated is the worst feeling there is,16 +146149,522,168,"C. Montgomery Burns: You've got it all wrong, my friend. Once you see it my way, you'll understand that being hated is the greatest feeling in the world.",651000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,"You've got it all wrong, my friend. Once you see it my way, you'll understand that being hated is the greatest feeling in the world.",youve got it all wrong my friend once you see it my way youll understand that being hated is the greatest feeling in the world,25 +146150,522,169,C. Montgomery Burns: DON'T REALLY CARE FOR CHASING WOMEN /,659000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,DON'T REALLY CARE FOR CHASING WOMEN /,dont really care for chasing women,6 +146151,522,170,"C. Montgomery Burns: NO, I GET DRUNK ON... BOOS /",667000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,"NO, I GET DRUNK ON... BOOS /",no i get drunk on boos,6 +146152,522,171,C. Montgomery Burns: BECAUSE...,674000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,BECAUSE...,because,1 +146153,522,172,C. Montgomery Burns: YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE TO BE HATED /,674000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,YOU'VE GOT TO LOVE TO BE HATED /,youve got to love to be hated,7 +146154,522,173,C. Montgomery Burns: FIND THE GOOD IN BEING BAD /,678000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,FIND THE GOOD IN BEING BAD /,find the good in being bad,6 +146155,522,174,C. Montgomery Burns: THE CROWD IS FULL OF GENTLEMEN /,680000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,THE CROWD IS FULL OF GENTLEMEN /,the crowd is full of gentlemen,6 +146156,522,175,C. Montgomery Burns: BUT THEY'VE PAID TO WATCH THE CAD,683000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,BUT THEY'VE PAID TO WATCH THE CAD,but theyve paid to watch the cad,7 +146157,522,176,"C. Montgomery Burns: YES IT'S A HOOT, A KICK, A GAS /",685000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,"YES IT'S A HOOT, A KICK, A GAS /",yes its a hoot a kick a gas,8 +146158,522,177,C. Montgomery Burns: WHEN YOU'RE THE VILLAIN OF THE SHOW /,687000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,WHEN YOU'RE THE VILLAIN OF THE SHOW /,when youre the villain of the show,7 +146159,522,178,"C. Montgomery Burns: ONCE YOU WEAR BLACK, YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK /",689000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,"ONCE YOU WEAR BLACK, YOU'LL NEVER GO BACK /",once you wear black youll never go back,8 +146160,522,179,"C. Montgomery Burns: IT'S A HIGH TO BE LOA-THED! / CHUCKY, STALIN, MEGATRON / ERIC CARTMAN, DONKEY KONG / VADER, NADER, SIMON LEGREE / TERMINATORS ONE, TWO AND THREE / IAGO, JOKER, VOLDEMORT / MCENROE ON CENTER COURT / MR. BURNS AND SKELETOR / KEEP YOUR GOOD GUYS, WHAT A SNORE",692000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,"IT'S A HIGH TO BE LOA-THED! / CHUCKY, STALIN, MEGATRON / ERIC CARTMAN, DONKEY KONG / VADER, NADER, SIMON LEGREE / TERMINATORS ONE, TWO AND THREE / IAGO, JOKER, VOLDEMORT / MCENROE ON CENTER COURT / MR. BURNS AND SKELETOR / KEEP YOUR GOOD GUYS, WHAT A SNORE",its a high to be loa-thed chucky stalin megatron eric cartman donkey kong vader nader simon legree terminators one two and three iago joker voldemort mcenroe on center court mr burns and skeletor keep your good guys what a snore,40 +146161,522,180,C. Montgomery Burns: SO LISTEN UP BECAUSE I'M GIVING / THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL EVER KNOW / SO FEEL THE THRILL / I KNOW YOU WILL / IT'S A HIGH TO BE LOA...THED!,726000,TRUE,15,4194,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME CLUB,SO LISTEN UP BECAUSE I'M GIVING / THE BEST ADVICE YOU'LL EVER KNOW / SO FEEL THE THRILL / I KNOW YOU WILL / IT'S A HIGH TO BE LOA...THED!,so listen up because im giving the best advice youll ever know so feel the thrill i know you will its a high to be loathed,26 +146162,522,181,"Grampa Simpson: I'll feel like I'll live forever as long as everybody wants me dead. Okay, Burns. Glamorous Godfrey will wrestle again!",741000,TRUE,31,4194,Grampa Simpson,OLD-TIME CLUB,"I'll feel like I'll live forever as long as everybody wants me dead. Okay, Burns. Glamorous Godfrey will wrestle again!",ill feel like ill live forever as long as everybody wants me dead okay burns glamorous godfrey will wrestle again,20 +146163,522,182,Crowd: (SHOCKED GASP),741000,FALSE,75,4194,Crowd,OLD-TIME CLUB,NA,NA,NA +146164,522,183,The Rich Texan: That cocaine I ordered is taking forever!,751000,TRUE,1508,4194,The Rich Texan,OLD-TIME CLUB,That cocaine I ordered is taking forever!,that cocaine i ordered is taking forever,7 +146165,522,184,(OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION: ext. old-time wrestling pavilion - day),761000,FALSE,NA,4195,NA,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,NA,NA,NA +146166,522,185,Oldsters: (EXCITED HUBBUB),761000,FALSE,6291,4195,Oldsters,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,NA,NA,NA +146167,522,186,"Bart Simpson: I can't wait to see Grampa kick some ass! He's always pretended to be boring, but he's really a straight-up psycho!",761000,TRUE,8,4195,Bart Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"I can't wait to see Grampa kick some ass! He's always pretended to be boring, but he's really a straight-up psycho!",i cant wait to see grampa kick some ass hes always pretended to be boring but hes really a straight-up psycho,21 +146168,522,187,"Marge Simpson: Your grandfather is not psycho! The only thing he's ""straight-up"" is loves you.",767000,TRUE,1,4195,Marge Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"Your grandfather is not psycho! The only thing he's ""straight-up"" is loves you.",your grandfather is not psycho the only thing hes straight-up is loves you,13 +146169,522,188,"Lisa Simpson: ""Gorilla Joe,"" ""Gorilla Sam,"" ""Gorilla Pete,"" ""Ook and Eek, the Gorilla Twins""... Where did Mr. Burns dig up all these old wrestlers?",773000,TRUE,9,4195,Lisa Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"""Gorilla Joe,"" ""Gorilla Sam,"" ""Gorilla Pete,"" ""Ook and Eek, the Gorilla Twins""... Where did Mr. Burns dig up all these old wrestlers?",gorilla joe gorilla sam gorilla pete ook and eek the gorilla twins where did mr burns dig up all these old wrestlers,22 +146170,522,189,"Homer Simpson: Apparently, old folks homes are full of people that used to be things. Just like you and me. Swear to God.",781000,TRUE,2,4195,Homer Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"Apparently, old folks homes are full of people that used to be things. Just like you and me. Swear to God.",apparently old folks homes are full of people that used to be things just like you and me swear to god,21 +146171,522,190,"C. Montgomery Burns: Welcome, aficionados of the roped ring, to a thrilling night of senior-on-senior action.",787000,TRUE,15,4195,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"Welcome, aficionados of the roped ring, to a thrilling night of senior-on-senior action.",welcome aficionados of the roped ring to a thrilling night of senior-on-senior action,13 +146172,522,191,Elderly Audience: (OLD PERSON CHEERS),787000,FALSE,6295,4195,Elderly Audience,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,NA,NA,NA +146291,523,21,Lisa Simpson: (SOTTO) SCORRRE!,220000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,SCORRRE!,scorrre,1 +146173,522,192,Vendor: Folding chairs! Folding chairs! Can't hit somebody when they're not looking without a folding chair!,802000,TRUE,289,4195,Vendor,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,Folding chairs! Folding chairs! Can't hit somebody when they're not looking without a folding chair!,folding chairs folding chairs cant hit somebody when theyre not looking without a folding chair,15 +146174,522,193,Bart Simpson: Can I have one! Can I?,808000,TRUE,8,4195,Bart Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,Can I have one! Can I?,can i have one can i,6 +146175,522,194,Homer Simpson: Fine.,809000,TRUE,2,4195,Homer Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,Fine.,fine,1 +146176,522,195,C. Montgomery Burns: And now our main event. In this corner: Baby Face Palooka...,811000,TRUE,15,4195,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,And now our main event. In this corner: Baby Face Palooka...,and now our main event in this corner baby face palooka,11 +146177,522,196,"C. Montgomery Burns: And entering the ring, America's original vainglorious bastard... Glamorous Godfrey!",816000,TRUE,15,4195,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"And entering the ring, America's original vainglorious bastard... Glamorous Godfrey!",and entering the ring americas original vainglorious bastard glamorous godfrey,10 +146178,522,197,Crowd: (BOOS),816000,FALSE,75,4195,Crowd,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,NA,NA,NA +146179,522,198,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, feel their hatred. It makes you strong, powerful... alive!",831000,TRUE,15,4195,C. Montgomery Burns,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"Yes, feel their hatred. It makes you strong, powerful... alive!",yes feel their hatred it makes you strong powerful alive,10 +146180,522,199,"Grampa Simpson: (TO CROWD, FANCY VOICE) You are the luckiest people in the world! You get to look at me!",836000,TRUE,31,4195,Grampa Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,You are the luckiest people in the world! You get to look at me!,you are the luckiest people in the world you get to look at me,14 +146181,522,200,Crowd: (ENRAGED BOOS),836000,FALSE,75,4195,Crowd,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,NA,NA,NA +146182,522,201,"Bart Simpson: You show 'em, Godfrey! You're the prettiest old man in the world!",848000,TRUE,8,4195,Bart Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"You show 'em, Godfrey! You're the prettiest old man in the world!",you show em godfrey youre the prettiest old man in the world,12 +146183,522,202,Lisa Simpson: Why do you think bad guys are so cool?,851000,TRUE,9,4195,Lisa Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,Why do you think bad guys are so cool?,why do you think bad guys are so cool,9 +146184,522,203,Bart Simpson: Why do you still have a thing for Nelson?,854000,TRUE,8,4195,Bart Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,Why do you still have a thing for Nelson?,why do you still have a thing for nelson,9 +146185,522,204,Lisa Simpson: Do not. That's ridiculous-- It's just-- It's that-- He's-- (BLURTING) He's a rebel and only I can change him!,856000,TRUE,9,4195,Lisa Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,Do not. That's ridiculous-- It's just-- It's that-- He's-- He's a rebel and only I can change him!,do not thats ridiculous-- its just-- its that-- hes-- hes a rebel and only i can change him,18 +146186,522,205,Crowd: (ENRAGED BOOS),856000,FALSE,75,4195,Crowd,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,NA,NA,NA +146187,522,206,Marge Simpson: It's so sad that Grampa has to cheat instead of relying on his God-given wrestling skills. What kind of person revels in disapproval?!,883000,TRUE,1,4195,Marge Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,It's so sad that Grampa has to cheat instead of relying on his God-given wrestling skills. What kind of person revels in disapproval?!,its so sad that grampa has to cheat instead of relying on his god-given wrestling skills what kind of person revels in disapproval,23 +146188,522,207,"Bart Simpson: (SCHEMING) What kind of person, indeed?",891000,TRUE,8,4195,Bart Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,"What kind of person, indeed?",what kind of person indeed,5 +146189,522,208,(Little League Field: ext. little league field - day),899000,FALSE,NA,3262,NA,Little League Field,NA,NA,NA +146190,522,209,Milhouse Van Houten: It's the prettiest boy in Springfield... Bart Simpson!,899000,TRUE,25,3262,Milhouse Van Houten,Little League Field,It's the prettiest boy in Springfield... Bart Simpson!,its the prettiest boy in springfield bart simpson,8 +146191,522,210,Crowd: (CONFUSED NOISES),899000,FALSE,75,3262,Crowd,Little League Field,NA,NA,NA +146192,522,211,"Bart Simpson: (TO CROWD, FANCY VOICE) You are the luckiest people in the world! You get to look at me!",909000,TRUE,8,3262,Bart Simpson,Little League Field,You are the luckiest people in the world! You get to look at me!,you are the luckiest people in the world you get to look at me,14 +146193,522,212,Crowd: (BOOS),909000,FALSE,75,3262,Crowd,Little League Field,NA,NA,NA +146194,522,213,"Kirk Van Houten: Hey Simpson, tell your kid to quit showboating!",917000,TRUE,817,3262,Kirk Van Houten,Little League Field,"Hey Simpson, tell your kid to quit showboating!",hey simpson tell your kid to quit showboating,8 +146195,522,214,Sideshow Mel: I've never seen anyone so full of self-regard! And I've worked with Bob Balaban!,925000,TRUE,699,3262,Sideshow Mel,Little League Field,I've never seen anyone so full of self-regard! And I've worked with Bob Balaban!,ive never seen anyone so full of self-regard and ive worked with bob balaban,14 +146196,522,215,Crowd: (BOOS),925000,FALSE,75,3262,Crowd,Little League Field,NA,NA,NA +146197,522,216,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - later that day),938000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146198,522,217,Marge Simpson: Your behavior at that game was unacceptable! You're lucky they gave you your participant trophy.,938000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Your behavior at that game was unacceptable! You're lucky they gave you your participant trophy.,your behavior at that game was unacceptable youre lucky they gave you your participant trophy,15 +146199,522,218,Lisa Simpson: I got one for just watching the game.,944000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I got one for just watching the game.,i got one for just watching the game,8 +146200,522,219,"Bart Simpson: Listen, getting people riled up is what heels do!",949000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Listen, getting people riled up is what heels do!",listen getting people riled up is what heels do,9 +146201,522,220,"Homer Simpson: Heel? Oh no, tell me you are not trying to be like Grampa!",951000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Heel? Oh no, tell me you are not trying to be like Grampa!",heel oh no tell me you are not trying to be like grampa,13 +146355,523,85,Homer Simpson: No I don't. If you pray to Superman.,462000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,No I don't. If you pray to Superman.,no i dont if you pray to superman,8 +146202,522,221,"Bart Simpson: Well sure I am. I always thought Grampa was lame, but he's really awesome!",955000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well sure I am. I always thought Grampa was lame, but he's really awesome!",well sure i am i always thought grampa was lame but hes really awesome,14 +146203,522,222,"Homer Simpson: Your grandfather is super lame! I mean, if he wasn't a terrible father, what's my excuse for this?",960000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Your grandfather is super lame! I mean, if he wasn't a terrible father, what's my excuse for this?",your grandfather is super lame i mean if he wasnt a terrible father whats my excuse for this,18 +146204,522,223,"Marge Simpson: I know your Grampa seems exciting now... But all that preening and cheating, those turnbuckle antics are not gonna make him happy.",970000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know your Grampa seems exciting now... But all that preening and cheating, those turnbuckle antics are not gonna make him happy.",i know your grampa seems exciting now but all that preening and cheating those turnbuckle antics are not gonna make him happy,22 +146205,522,224,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),982000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +146206,522,225,C. Montgomery Burns: (CONTENTED SIGHS),982000,FALSE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +146207,522,226,C. Montgomery Burns: (CONTENTED SIGHS),982000,FALSE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +146208,522,227,"Grampa Simpson: Burnsy, I can't remember the last time I was so happy.",982000,TRUE,31,10,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Burnsy, I can't remember the last time I was so happy.",burnsy i cant remember the last time i was so happy,11 +146209,522,228,"Homer Simpson: You grandson-ruining fiend! Look what your ""number one fan"" did at show and tell!",987000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You grandson-ruining fiend! Look what your ""number one fan"" did at show and tell!",you grandson-ruining fiend look what your number one fan did at show and tell,14 +146210,522,229,C. Montgomery Burns: Who would film such a thing?,994000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Who would film such a thing?,who would film such a thing,6 +146211,522,230,Homer Simpson: It's found footage!,999000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It's found footage!,its found footage,3 +146212,522,231,Grampa Simpson: So what! We could use another winner in this family.,1001000,TRUE,31,10,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,So what! We could use another winner in this family.,so what we could use another winner in this family,10 +146213,522,232,Homer Simpson: How are you a winner? You're cheating in a fake sport!,1004000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,How are you a winner? You're cheating in a fake sport!,how are you a winner youre cheating in a fake sport,11 +146214,522,233,C. Montgomery Burns: Fake? Ridiculous! If professional wrestling were fake... that would make every fan in the history of the sport a complete and utter moron.,1007000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Fake? Ridiculous! If professional wrestling were fake... that would make every fan in the history of the sport a complete and utter moron.,fake ridiculous if professional wrestling were fake that would make every fan in the history of the sport a complete and utter moron,23 +146215,522,234,C.H.U.M.: (ROBOT WHIMPERING) Mercy!,1017000,TRUE,4248,10,C.H.U.M.,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Mercy!,mercy,1 +146216,522,235,"C. Montgomery Burns: You know, I've always had a keen eye for tiny talent.",1018000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You know, I've always had a keen eye for tiny talent.",you know ive always had a keen eye for tiny talent,11 +146217,522,236,"C. Montgomery Burns: Perhaps you and the lad could ""tag team"" up...",1021000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Perhaps you and the lad could ""tag team"" up...",perhaps you and the lad could tag team up,9 +146218,522,237,"Grampa Simpson: Wrestle with Bart? (CONSIDERS) He ain't beefy, but he is infuriating and you can't teach infuriating. Monty, you're a genius!",1024000,TRUE,31,10,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wrestle with Bart? He ain't beefy, but he is infuriating and you can't teach infuriating. Monty, you're a genius!",wrestle with bart he aint beefy but he is infuriating and you cant teach infuriating monty youre a genius,19 +146219,522,238,"Homer Simpson: Bart cannot be an old-time wrestler! As your inattentive son, and your incompetent employee, I forbid it!",1032000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Bart cannot be an old-time wrestler! As your inattentive son, and your incompetent employee, I forbid it!",bart cannot be an old-time wrestler as your inattentive son and your incompetent employee i forbid it,17 +146220,522,239,(OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION: ext. old-time wrestling PAVILION - day),1040000,FALSE,NA,4195,NA,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,NA,NA,NA +146221,522,240,Homer Simpson: Why does everything I forbid always happen?,1040000,TRUE,2,4195,Homer Simpson,OLD-TIME WRESTLING PAVILION,Why does everything I forbid always happen?,why does everything i forbid always happen,7 +146222,522,241,(WRESTLING PAVILION: ext. wrestling pavilion - establishing),1052000,FALSE,NA,4196,NA,WRESTLING PAVILION,NA,NA,NA +146223,522,242,(WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM: int. wrestlers' dressing room - day),1052000,FALSE,NA,4197,NA,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +146224,522,243,"Grampa Simpson: So, Beautiful, you got your moves memorized?",1052000,TRUE,31,4197,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,"So, Beautiful, you got your moves memorized?",so beautiful you got your moves memorized,7 +146225,522,244,"Bart Simpson: You know it, Glamorous. (ACTS OUT MOVES) Eye gouge, ear bite, folding chair, hair pull, face-fart, flying face-fart, and then I start fighting dirty.",1054000,TRUE,8,4197,Bart Simpson,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,"You know it, Glamorous. Eye gouge, ear bite, folding chair, hair pull, face-fart, flying face-fart, and then I start fighting dirty.",you know it glamorous eye gouge ear bite folding chair hair pull face-fart flying face-fart and then i start fighting dirty,21 +146226,522,245,Grampa Simpson: (PROUD CHUCKLE) They're gonna hate you so much.,1063000,TRUE,31,4197,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,They're gonna hate you so much.,theyre gonna hate you so much,6 +146227,522,246,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, I get it. You're here to tell the kid he can't wrestle with his Grampa.",1066000,TRUE,31,4197,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,"Oh, I get it. You're here to tell the kid he can't wrestle with his Grampa.",oh i get it youre here to tell the kid he cant wrestle with his grampa,16 +146228,522,247,"Marge Simpson: I don't care if Bart is a wrestler, a busboy, or even a stoplight squeegee man... as long as he's a nice person.",1073000,TRUE,1,4197,Marge Simpson,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,"I don't care if Bart is a wrestler, a busboy, or even a stoplight squeegee man... as long as he's a nice person.",i dont care if bart is a wrestler a busboy or even a stoplight squeegee man as long as hes a nice person,23 +146229,522,248,"Marge Simpson: But if he gets too much attention for acting bad, he might turn bad on the inside...",1083000,TRUE,1,4197,Marge Simpson,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,"But if he gets too much attention for acting bad, he might turn bad on the inside...",but if he gets too much attention for acting bad he might turn bad on the inside,17 +146230,522,249,"Grampa Simpson: (DEFIANT) Eh, that's women-talk. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to comb out my curls.",1089000,TRUE,31,4197,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,"Eh, that's women-talk. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to comb out my curls.",eh thats women-talk now if youll excuse me i have to comb out my curls,15 +146231,522,250,"Grampa Simpson: (AS HE COMBS) One, two, three...",1095000,TRUE,31,4197,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLERS' DRESSING ROOM,"One, two, three...",one two three,3 +146232,522,251,(WRESTLING ARENA: int. wrestling arena - hallway - LATER),1101000,FALSE,NA,4192,NA,WRESTLING ARENA,NA,NA,NA +146233,522,252,"Nerdy Fat Kid: Beautiful Bart, can I have your autograph?",1101000,TRUE,6296,4192,Nerdy Fat Kid,WRESTLING ARENA,"Beautiful Bart, can I have your autograph?",beautiful bart can i have your autograph,7 +146234,522,253,"Bart Simpson: Sure, here you go.",1104000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"Sure, here you go.",sure here you go,4 +146235,522,254,Bart Simpson: (LAUGHS),1104000,FALSE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,NA,NA,NA +146236,522,255,"Grampa Simpson: Hey Bart, leave some of that bad attitude for the ring.",1110000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"Hey Bart, leave some of that bad attitude for the ring.",hey bart leave some of that bad attitude for the ring,11 +146237,522,256,Bart Simpson: The world is my ring now. (SINISTER LAUGH),1114000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,The world is my ring now.,the world is my ring now,6 +146238,522,257,"C. Montgomery Burns: In this corner, (SCOFFS) for truth and justice -- Captain Flag and Half-Mast.",1121000,TRUE,15,4192,C. Montgomery Burns,WRESTLING ARENA,"In this corner, for truth and justice -- Captain Flag and Half-Mast.",in this corner for truth and justice -- captain flag and half-mast,12 +146239,522,258,"C. Montgomery Burns: Now entering the ring, the first family of foul play: Glamorous Godfrey and Beautiful Bart!",1128000,TRUE,15,4192,C. Montgomery Burns,WRESTLING ARENA,"Now entering the ring, the first family of foul play: Glamorous Godfrey and Beautiful Bart!",now entering the ring the first family of foul play glamorous godfrey and beautiful bart,15 +146240,522,259,Bart Simpson: You all stink!,1137000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,You all stink!,you all stink,3 +146241,522,260,Crowd: (DISGUSTED SCREAMS),1137000,FALSE,75,4192,Crowd,WRESTLING ARENA,NA,NA,NA +146242,522,261,Grampa Simpson: Glamorous Godfrey is dead.,1144000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,Glamorous Godfrey is dead.,glamorous godfrey is dead,4 +146243,522,262,Crowd: (SHOCKED GASP),1144000,FALSE,75,4192,Crowd,WRESTLING ARENA,NA,NA,NA +146244,522,263,"Grampa Simpson: I am ""Honest Abe!""",1151000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"I am ""Honest Abe!""",i am honest abe,4 +146245,522,264,Crowd: (SHOCKED GASP),1151000,FALSE,75,4192,Crowd,WRESTLING ARENA,NA,NA,NA +146246,522,265,"Grampa Simpson: And this is ""Laddie Liberty.""",1157000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"And this is ""Laddie Liberty.""",and this is laddie liberty,5 +146247,522,266,Bart Simpson: What are you doing?,1161000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +146248,522,267,Grampa Simpson: I ain't a heel no more -- I'm a good guy... and you're a baby-face.,1162000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,I ain't a heel no more -- I'm a good guy... and you're a baby-face.,i aint a heel no more -- im a good guy and youre a baby-face,15 +146249,522,268,"Bart Simpson: (UPSET) But, but, what about the cheating?",1166000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"But, but, what about the cheating?",but but what about the cheating,6 +146250,522,269,Grampa Simpson: No more cheating.,1167000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,No more cheating.,no more cheating,3 +146251,522,270,Bart Simpson: And the preening?,1169000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,And the preening?,and the preening,3 +146252,522,271,Grampa Simpson: No more preening.,1170000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,No more preening.,no more preening,3 +146253,522,272,Bart Simpson: (SADLY) But I'm so pretty.,1171000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,But I'm so pretty.,but im so pretty,4 +146254,522,273,Grampa Simpson: That's for others to say now.,1172000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,That's for others to say now.,thats for others to say now,6 +146255,522,274,"C. Montgomery Burns: What are you doing, Godfrey! You're a villain, not some bullet-brained rail-splitter. Without someone to hate, there's no excitement, no thrill!",1174000,TRUE,15,4192,C. Montgomery Burns,WRESTLING ARENA,"What are you doing, Godfrey! You're a villain, not some bullet-brained rail-splitter. Without someone to hate, there's no excitement, no thrill!",what are you doing godfrey youre a villain not some bullet-brained rail-splitter without someone to hate theres no excitement no thrill,21 +146256,522,275,Grampa Simpson: I don't care! My grandson's soul is at stake!,1182000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,I don't care! My grandson's soul is at stake!,i dont care my grandsons soul is at stake,9 +146257,522,276,C. Montgomery Burns: How dare you! I wrote a song for you! When am I ever going to use that again? Curse you and this morbidly obese little half-wit.,1185000,TRUE,15,4192,C. Montgomery Burns,WRESTLING ARENA,How dare you! I wrote a song for you! When am I ever going to use that again? Curse you and this morbidly obese little half-wit.,how dare you i wrote a song for you when am i ever going to use that again curse you and this morbidly obese little half-wit,26 +146258,522,277,"Grampa Simpson: So they only want to see a good guy fight a bad guy, eh?",1194000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"So they only want to see a good guy fight a bad guy, eh?",so they only want to see a good guy fight a bad guy eh,14 +146389,523,119,Lisa Simpson: (TAKES A BREATH) Why are you so mean to me?,615000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Why are you so mean to me?,why are you so mean to me,7 +146259,522,278,"Homer Simpson: He's taking on Mean Man Monty! Go get him, Honest Abe!",1205000,TRUE,2,4192,Homer Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"He's taking on Mean Man Monty! Go get him, Honest Abe!",hes taking on mean man monty go get him honest abe,11 +146260,522,279,Carl Carlson: This is why we go to everything in this town -- it always pays off!,1208000,TRUE,170,4192,Carl Carlson,WRESTLING ARENA,This is why we go to everything in this town -- it always pays off!,this is why we go to everything in this town -- it always pays off,15 +146261,522,280,"Bart Simpson: Honest Abe, can I pin him?",1215000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"Honest Abe, can I pin him?",honest abe can i pin him,6 +146262,522,281,"Grampa Simpson: You know it, Laddie Liberty!",1217000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"You know it, Laddie Liberty!",you know it laddie liberty,5 +146263,522,282,Grampa Simpson: Damndest boos I ever heard.,1227000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,Damndest boos I ever heard.,damndest boos i ever heard,5 +146264,522,283,"Bart Simpson: They're cheering, Grampa.",1230000,TRUE,8,4192,Bart Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"They're cheering, Grampa.",theyre cheering grampa,3 +146265,522,284,Grampa Simpson: This is what I've been missing my whole life.,1232000,TRUE,31,4192,Grampa Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,This is what I've been missing my whole life.,this is what ive been missing my whole life,9 +146266,522,285,"Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Oh, that was so sweet.",1237000,TRUE,1,4192,Marge Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,"Oh, that was so sweet.",oh that was so sweet,5 +146267,522,286,Homer Simpson: (WIPES TEARS) I wish Grampa was my dad.,1241000,TRUE,2,4192,Homer Simpson,WRESTLING ARENA,I wish Grampa was my dad.,i wish grampa was my dad,6 +146268,522,287,(STORAGE LOCKER FACILITY: ext. storage locker facility - day),1241000,FALSE,NA,4198,NA,STORAGE LOCKER FACILITY,NA,NA,NA +146269,522,288,(Bart's Treehouse: int. Bart's treehouse - continuous),1241000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +146270,523,0,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day - establishing),130000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146271,523,1,Otto Mann: Everybody out!,130000,TRUE,52,3,Otto Mann,Springfield Elementary School,Everybody out!,everybody out,2 +146272,523,2,Otto Mann: Everybody in!,133000,TRUE,52,3,Otto Mann,Springfield Elementary School,Everybody in!,everybody in,2 +146273,523,3,Old Jewish Man: Bathroom break!,138000,TRUE,1452,3,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Elementary School,Bathroom break!,bathroom break,2 +146274,523,4,Grampa Simpson: I spilled my pills!,139000,TRUE,31,3,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I spilled my pills!,i spilled my pills,4 +146275,523,5,Agnes Skinner: Music today has no melody!,141000,TRUE,192,3,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Music today has no melody!,music today has no melody,5 +146276,523,6,Otto Mann: (FED UP) Everybody out!,145000,TRUE,52,3,Otto Mann,Springfield Elementary School,Everybody out!,everybody out,2 +146277,523,7,(Lisa's Classroom: INT. LISA'S CLASSROOM - a little later),148000,FALSE,NA,1076,NA,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146278,523,8,"Seymour Skinner: Children, you can stop writing letters of support to our troops. That was just busy-work.",148000,TRUE,3,1076,Seymour Skinner,Lisa's Classroom,"Children, you can stop writing letters of support to our troops. That was just busy-work.",children you can stop writing letters of support to our troops that was just busy-work,15 +146279,523,9,Seymour Skinner: Now I want to explain Miss Hoover's absence. She is suffering from (WRITES ON BOARD:) severe depression.,154000,TRUE,3,1076,Seymour Skinner,Lisa's Classroom,Now I want to explain Miss Hoover's absence. She is suffering from severe depression.,now i want to explain miss hoovers absence she is suffering from severe depression,14 +146280,523,10,Kids: (KNOWING MUTTERS),154000,FALSE,39,1076,Kids,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146281,523,11,"Seymour Skinner: Not to worry, she has been treated with heavy doses of...Lorazepam and other drugs from the...Benzodiazepine family.",166000,TRUE,3,1076,Seymour Skinner,Lisa's Classroom,"Not to worry, she has been treated with heavy doses of...Lorazepam and other drugs from the...Benzodiazepine family.",not to worry she has been treated with heavy doses oflorazepam and other drugs from thebenzodiazepine family,17 +146282,523,12,"Seymour Skinner: Now until Miss Hoover returns, this class will be getting a permanent substitute.",178000,TRUE,3,1076,Seymour Skinner,Lisa's Classroom,"Now until Miss Hoover returns, this class will be getting a permanent substitute.",now until miss hoover returns this class will be getting a permanent substitute,13 +146283,523,13,"Lisa Simpson: (TO SELF) Please let it be someone smart, motivated, and who won't just teach us corporate-sponsored lessons.",184000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,"Please let it be someone smart, motivated, and who won't just teach us corporate-sponsored lessons.",please let it be someone smart motivated and who wont just teach us corporate-sponsored lessons,15 +146284,523,14,"Seymour Skinner: Lisa, without corporate sponsorship, we wouldn't be able to teach you the three R's: reading, refreshment and Raspberry Buzz Lite. (SELLING) Get your razz on!",191000,TRUE,3,1076,Seymour Skinner,Lisa's Classroom,"Lisa, without corporate sponsorship, we wouldn't be able to teach you the three R's: reading, refreshment and Raspberry Buzz Lite. Get your razz on!",lisa without corporate sponsorship we wouldnt be able to teach you the three rs reading refreshment and raspberry buzz lite get your razz on,24 +146285,523,15,Kids: (EXCITED NOISES),191000,FALSE,39,1076,Kids,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146286,523,16,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) Confident... Vassar sticker on the windshield... could it be... do I detect... enthusiasm?!,202000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Confident... Vassar sticker on the windshield... could it be... do I detect... enthusiasm?!,confident vassar sticker on the windshield could it be do i detect enthusiasm,13 +146287,523,17,Lisa Simpson: She's brought her own orrery!,211000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,She's brought her own orrery!,shes brought her own orrery,5 +146288,523,18,Lisa Simpson: And it's got no Pluto! How cutting edge!,213000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,And it's got no Pluto! How cutting edge!,and its got no pluto how cutting edge,8 +146289,523,19,Lisa Simpson: Please-be-her! Please-be-her!,217000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Please-be-her! Please-be-her!,please-be-her please-be-her,2 +146290,523,20,NEW TEACHER: Is this Ms. Hoover's class?,219000,TRUE,5462,1076,NEW TEACHER,Lisa's Classroom,Is this Ms. Hoover's class?,is this ms hoovers class,5 +146292,523,22,"Seymour Skinner: Meet your new teacher, Ms. Cantwell. Do not call her by the obvious dirty nickname. Now I must meet with the new art teacher Mr. Testaclese.",221000,TRUE,3,1076,Seymour Skinner,Lisa's Classroom,"Meet your new teacher, Ms. Cantwell. Do not call her by the obvious dirty nickname. Now I must meet with the new art teacher Mr. Testaclese.",meet your new teacher ms cantwell do not call her by the obvious dirty nickname now i must meet with the new art teacher mr testaclese,26 +146293,523,23,Kids: (SNICKERS),221000,FALSE,39,1076,Kids,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146294,523,24,"Lisa Simpson: Lisa Simpson, hi. (EXCITED) As second grade student-faculty liaison, I'd like to welcome you-",231000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,"Lisa Simpson, hi. As second grade student-faculty liaison, I'd like to welcome you-",lisa simpson hi as second grade student-faculty liaison id like to welcome you-,13 +146295,523,25,Ms. Cantwell: (CURT) Get back in your seat.,234000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,Get back in your seat.,get back in your seat,5 +146296,523,26,"Ms. Cantwell: If I have any apples that need polishing, I'll let you know. I understand there are homework assignments.",238000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"If I have any apples that need polishing, I'll let you know. I understand there are homework assignments.",if i have any apples that need polishing ill let you know i understand there are homework assignments,18 +146297,523,27,"Ms. Cantwell: Well done, ""Ralpa.""",246000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"Well done, ""Ralpa.""",well done ralpa,3 +146298,523,28,"Ralph Wiggum: If I can't remember the right letter, I just put an ""A.""",248000,TRUE,119,1076,Ralph Wiggum,Lisa's Classroom,"If I can't remember the right letter, I just put an ""A.""",if i cant remember the right letter i just put an a,12 +146299,523,29,"Ms. Cantwell: Well, here's another one.",248000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"Well, here's another one.",well heres another one,4 +146300,523,30,"Lisa Simpson: Well, while you're grading so generously... here's mine.",253000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,"Well, while you're grading so generously... here's mine.",well while youre grading so generously heres mine,8 +146301,523,31,"Ms. Cantwell: ""B""... as in ""because I say so.""",257000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"""B""... as in ""because I say so.""",b as in because i say so,7 +146302,523,32,Nurse Dora: (SATISFIED) Nothing brings 'em around like old cafeteria meatballs.,257000,TRUE,6298,1076,Nurse Dora,Lisa's Classroom,Nothing brings 'em around like old cafeteria meatballs.,nothing brings em around like old cafeteria meatballs,8 +146303,523,33,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Meat?!,269000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Meat?!,meat,1 +146304,523,34,"Marge Simpson: I thought you might be cold, honey, so I put this chinchilla coat on you.",272000,TRUE,1,1076,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,"I thought you might be cold, honey, so I put this chinchilla coat on you.",i thought you might be cold honey so i put this chinchilla coat on you,15 +146305,523,35,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Fur?!,277000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Fur?!,fur,1 +146306,523,36,"Marge Simpson: (CHUCKLES, TO BART) It's not chinchilla. I just thought she needed more sleep.",279000,TRUE,1,1076,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,It's not chinchilla. I just thought she needed more sleep.,its not chinchilla i just thought she needed more sleep,10 +146307,523,37,(Flanders Home: Ext. Flanders house - moRNING - ESTABLISHING),285000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146308,523,38,Homer Simpson: Hey Flanders. Can I borrow some sugar?,285000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Hey Flanders. Can I borrow some sugar?,hey flanders can i borrow some sugar,7 +146309,523,39,Ned Flanders: (UPBEAT) Sure!,287000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Sure!,sure,1 +146310,523,40,Homer Simpson: A little cream?,289000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,A little cream?,a little cream,3 +146311,523,41,Ned Flanders: (UPBEAT) Goes with the sugar!,289000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Goes with the sugar!,goes with the sugar,4 +146312,523,42,"Homer Simpson: Now if you could make with some bacon and eggs, I'll be on my way.",291000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Now if you could make with some bacon and eggs, I'll be on my way.",now if you could make with some bacon and eggs ill be on my way,15 +146313,523,43,Ned Flanders: (SIGHS) Why don't you come on in and have breakfast with us?,295000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Why don't you come on in and have breakfast with us?,why dont you come on in and have breakfast with us,11 +146314,523,44,Homer Simpson: Are your kids gonna be there?,297000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Are your kids gonna be there?,are your kids gonna be there,6 +146315,523,45,"Ned Flanders: Eh, for a little bit.",299000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Eh, for a little bit.",eh for a little bit,5 +146316,523,46,Homer Simpson: (DEEP SIGH) Okay.,300000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Okay.,okay,1 +146317,523,47,(Flanders Home: Int. FlaNDERS' HOUSE - dining room - MOMENTS LATER),302000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146318,523,48,"Ned Flanders: Homer, you know my parents, Capri and Nedward.",302000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Homer, you know my parents, Capri and Nedward.",homer you know my parents capri and nedward,8 +146319,523,49,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.: Hey, hey, Homer J.! How many beers did you kill today?",304000,TRUE,2116,188,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.",Flanders Home,"Hey, hey, Homer J.! How many beers did you kill today?",hey hey homer j how many beers did you kill today,11 +146320,523,50,"Ned Flanders: Dad, don't encourage him.",309000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Dad, don't encourage him.",dad dont encourage him,4 +146321,523,51,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.: Son, you are the Mayor of Dullsville.",311000,TRUE,2116,188,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.",Flanders Home,"Son, you are the Mayor of Dullsville.",son you are the mayor of dullsville,7 +146322,523,52,"Ned Flanders: Now, you know we don't discuss politics at the table!",314000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"Now, you know we don't discuss politics at the table!",now you know we dont discuss politics at the table,10 +146323,523,53,"Homer Simpson: (MIMES PICKING UP PHONE) Hello, police? I'd like to report a buzz-kill in progress.",317000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Hello, police? I'd like to report a buzz-kill in progress.",hello police id like to report a buzz-kill in progress,10 +146485,523,215,Nelson Muntz: (PUZZLED NOISES),918000,FALSE,101,309,Nelson Muntz,DETENTION HALL,NA,NA,NA +146324,523,54,Ned Flanders: There's no emergency here! And please charge us for the false report! (HANGS UP) I'm going out for a power walk.,321000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,There's no emergency here! And please charge us for the false report! I'm going out for a power walk.,theres no emergency here and please charge us for the false report im going out for a power walk,19 +146325,523,55,Homer Simpson: This room just got a whole lot cooler.,328000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,This room just got a whole lot cooler.,this room just got a whole lot cooler,8 +146326,523,56,(Lisa's Classroom: Int. LiSA'S CLASSROOM - DAY),332000,FALSE,NA,1076,NA,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146327,523,57,"Ms. Cantwell: (CHECKS WATCH) Okay children, ten minutes of free play.",332000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"Okay children, ten minutes of free play.",okay children ten minutes of free play,7 +146328,523,58,Ralph Wiggum: I'm a fun factory!,345000,TRUE,119,1076,Ralph Wiggum,Lisa's Classroom,I'm a fun factory!,im a fun factory,4 +146329,523,59,Ms. Cantwell: Lisa. Free play.,349000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,Lisa. Free play.,lisa free play,3 +146330,523,60,"Lisa Simpson: But I am playing! I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.",351000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,"But I am playing! I'm hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph, climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme.",but i am playing im hop-scotching from paragraph to paragraph climbing the monkey bars of plot and theme,18 +146331,523,61,"Ms. Cantwell: Oh, bull-pie. You're trying to get ahead of the other children.",357000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"Oh, bull-pie. You're trying to get ahead of the other children.",oh bull-pie youre trying to get ahead of the other children,11 +146332,523,62,Ms. Cantwell: That's it! You're losing joeys!,361000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,That's it! You're losing joeys!,thats it youre losing joeys,5 +146333,523,63,"Lisa Simpson: Please keep them together! If not for me, for the mother!",366000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,"Please keep them together! If not for me, for the mother!",please keep them together if not for me for the mother,11 +146335,523,65,Lisa Simpson: (INSTRUCTING MS. CANTWELL O.S.) The joeys go in feet first!,376000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,The joeys go in feet first!,the joeys go in feet first,6 +146336,523,66,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Chauncey!,379000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Chauncey!,chauncey,1 +146337,523,67,(Evergreen Terrace: EXT. EVERGREEN TERRACE - flanders' house - dAY),383000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +146338,523,68,"Ned Flanders: (UPBEAT PANTING, THEN:) Six miles and I'm all smiles! (ENTERS)",383000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,Six miles and I'm all smiles!,six miles and im all smiles,6 +146339,523,69,(Flanders Home: INT. FLANDERS' HOUSE - FOYER - CONTINUOUS),389000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146340,523,70,Ned Flanders: (ALARMED) Funyuns?! Little Debbies?!,389000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Funyuns?! Little Debbies?!,funyuns little debbies,3 +146341,523,71,Ned Flanders: That's cross-legged music!,392000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,That's cross-legged music!,thats cross-legged music,3 +146342,523,72,Capri: (STONED GIGGLES),392000,FALSE,6299,188,Capri,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146343,523,73,Homer Simpson: (STONED) Look at the size of that bird! I'd go Henry the Eighth on those drumsticks.,398000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Look at the size of that bird! I'd go Henry the Eighth on those drumsticks.,look at the size of that bird id go henry the eighth on those drumsticks,15 +146344,523,74,Ned Flanders: Homer! I can't believe you're partaking with my parents!,403000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Homer! I can't believe you're partaking with my parents!,homer i cant believe youre partaking with my parents,9 +146345,523,75,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, it's medicinal. We had a pain in our neck. (INDICATES FLANDERS WITH THUMB)",407000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Yeah, it's medicinal. We had a pain in our neck.",yeah its medicinal we had a pain in our neck,10 +146346,523,76,Capri: (STONER GIGGLE),407000,FALSE,6299,188,Capri,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146347,523,77,Capri: (STONER LAUGHS),407000,FALSE,6299,188,Capri,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146348,523,78,Homer Simpson: I didn't know you were left-handed.,424000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,I didn't know you were left-handed.,i didnt know you were left-handed,6 +146349,523,79,(Springfield General Hospital: Ext. Springfield hospital - establishing),437000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +146350,523,80,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer... you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks... and you may never see a film in 3-D again. (CHUCKLES),437000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,Homer... you'll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks... and you may never see a film in 3-D again.,homer youll need to wear this eye patch for a couple weeks and you may never see a film in 3-d again,22 +146351,523,81,Homer Simpson: But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.,444000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,But the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology.,but the storytelling is finally catching up to the technology,10 +146352,523,82,"Marge Simpson: Ned Flanders, I can't believe you struck my husband.",449000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Ned Flanders, I can't believe you struck my husband.",ned flanders i cant believe you struck my husband,9 +146353,523,83,"Ned Flanders: Marge, I've been racked with guilt and pain... my moustache fell out! This is a clip-on!",453000,TRUE,11,264,Ned Flanders,Springfield General Hospital,"Marge, I've been racked with guilt and pain... my moustache fell out! This is a clip-on!",marge ive been racked with guilt and pain my moustache fell out this is a clip-on,16 +146354,523,84,"Ned Flanders: Sorry, Homer. Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?",459000,TRUE,11,264,Ned Flanders,Springfield General Hospital,"Sorry, Homer. Now, do you mind if I pray at your bedside?",sorry homer now do you mind if i pray at your bedside,12 +146390,523,120,Ms. Cantwell: You really want to know?,617000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,You really want to know?,you really want to know,5 +146356,523,86,Ned Flanders: (CHUCKLES) Not praying to a character in a comic book.,467000,TRUE,11,264,Ned Flanders,Springfield General Hospital,Not praying to a character in a comic book.,not praying to a character in a comic book,9 +146357,523,87,Homer Simpson: What about Christian Archie comics?,468000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,What about Christian Archie comics?,what about christian archie comics,5 +146358,523,88,Ned Flanders: Neither canonical nor comical.,470000,TRUE,11,264,Ned Flanders,Springfield General Hospital,Neither canonical nor comical.,neither canonical nor comical,4 +146359,523,89,"Homer Simpson: Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name... one nation, under Zod...",472000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Here, I'll get you started. Hail Superman, wearing tights, Clark Kent be thy name... one nation, under Zod...",here ill get you started hail superman wearing tights clark kent be thy name one nation under zod,18 +146360,523,90,Ned Flanders: (PEEVED) Not praying to Superman!,480000,TRUE,11,264,Ned Flanders,Springfield General Hospital,Not praying to Superman!,not praying to superman,4 +146361,523,91,"Marge Simpson: Ned, Homie's a little cranky right now. More than his eye, I think you hurt his feelings.",482000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Ned, Homie's a little cranky right now. More than his eye, I think you hurt his feelings.",ned homies a little cranky right now more than his eye i think you hurt his feelings,17 +146362,523,92,"Homer Simpson: Give him one of your famous murmurs, Marge.",488000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Give him one of your famous murmurs, Marge.",give him one of your famous murmurs marge,8 +146363,523,93,Marge Simpson: My what?,490000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,My what?,my what,2 +146364,523,94,Homer Simpson: Your famous murmur. You know (MARGE MURMUR).,490000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Your famous murmur. You know .,your famous murmur you know,5 +146365,523,95,Marge Simpson: I never made that noise in my life!,492000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,I never made that noise in my life!,i never made that noise in my life,8 +146366,523,96,Marge Simpson: (MURMURS),492000,FALSE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +146367,523,97,"Homer Simpson: Thanks, Flanders. Punch my eye, destroy my marriage. Now just pull the plug and let me die.",498000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Thanks, Flanders. Punch my eye, destroy my marriage. Now just pull the plug and let me die.",thanks flanders punch my eye destroy my marriage now just pull the plug and let me die,17 +146368,523,98,Ned Flanders: That's the plug for the light!,502000,TRUE,11,264,Ned Flanders,Springfield General Hospital,That's the plug for the light!,thats the plug for the light,6 +146369,523,99,Homer Simpson: (FLAT-LINE NOISE),502000,FALSE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +146370,523,100,Ned Flanders: (EXASPERATED NOISE),502000,FALSE,11,264,Ned Flanders,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +146371,523,101,(Flanders Home: Ext. Flanders' house - night - establishing),514000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146372,523,102,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (YAWNS) Neddy, I know you feel guilty about cold-cocking Homer...",514000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,"Neddy, I know you feel guilty about cold-cocking Homer...",neddy i know you feel guilty about cold-cocking homer,9 +146373,523,103,Ned Flanders: Please don't use that word in bed.,518000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Please don't use that word in bed.,please dont use that word in bed,7 +146374,523,104,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (EXASPERATED NOISE) You need to get some sleep.,520000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,You need to get some sleep.,you need to get some sleep,6 +146375,523,105,Ned Flanders: (SIGHS) Dare I take another sleep aid?,523000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Dare I take another sleep aid?,dare i take another sleep aid,6 +146376,523,106,Ned Flanders: Better not take a full dose.,527000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Better not take a full dose.,better not take a full dose,6 +146377,523,107,Ned Flanders: See you in eight hours! (SNORES),532000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,See you in eight hours!,see you in eight hours,5 +146378,523,108,Ned Flanders: (DISTRAUGHT) Was this always waitin' for me or was it recently thrown together? That's what I wanna know.,548000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Was this always waitin' for me or was it recently thrown together? That's what I wanna know.,was this always waitin for me or was it recently thrown together thats what i wanna know,17 +146379,523,109,"Demon: Down here we worship atheist Richard Dawkins, author of ""The God Delusion."" (LAUGHS)",563000,TRUE,4423,188,Demon,Flanders Home,"Down here we worship atheist Richard Dawkins, author of ""The God Delusion.""",down here we worship atheist richard dawkins author of the god delusion,12 +146380,523,110,Richard Dawkins Demon: I'm making Catholic Saint Stew!,572000,TRUE,6300,188,Richard Dawkins Demon,Flanders Home,I'm making Catholic Saint Stew!,im making catholic saint stew,5 +146381,523,111,Ned Flanders: No -- not surf and Murph!,589000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,No -- not surf and Murph!,no -- not surf and murph,6 +146382,523,112,Ned Flanders: The answer to my woe must be in here.,595000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,The answer to my woe must be in here.,the answer to my woe must be in here,9 +146383,523,113,Ned Flanders: Nope... not that... not to my taste... flag that for later... (OVER THE LAST ONE) finally!,600000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Nope... not that... not to my taste... flag that for later... finally!,nope not that not to my taste flag that for later finally,12 +146384,523,114,Ned Flanders: I know what I must do.,606000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,I know what I must do.,i know what i must do,6 +146385,523,115,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - end of the day),614000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146386,523,116,(Lisa's Classroom: int. lisa's classroom - continuous),614000,FALSE,NA,1076,NA,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146387,523,117,Lisa Simpson: Ms. Cantwell?,614000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Ms. Cantwell?,ms cantwell,2 +146388,523,118,Ms. Cantwell: Yes?,614000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,Yes?,yes,1 +146391,523,121,Lisa Simpson: More than I want unicorns to be real!,618000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,More than I want unicorns to be real!,more than i want unicorns to be real,8 +146392,523,122,"Ms. Cantwell: Well, if you guess, I'll give you extra credit.",621000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"Well, if you guess, I'll give you extra credit.",well if you guess ill give you extra credit,9 +146393,523,123,Lisa Simpson: I remind you of you?,623000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,I remind you of you?,i remind you of you,5 +146394,523,124,Ms. Cantwell: Now you've got a demerit.,624000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,Now you've got a demerit.,now youve got a demerit,5 +146395,523,125,Lisa Simpson: This class doesn't give demerits.,625000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,This class doesn't give demerits.,this class doesnt give demerits,5 +146396,523,126,"Ms. Cantwell: Now it does, and you just got another one.",627000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"Now it does, and you just got another one.",now it does and you just got another one,9 +146397,523,127,Lisa Simpson: What if I home school?,629000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,What if I home school?,what if i home school,5 +146398,523,128,"Ms. Cantwell: You're bluffing, I've driven by your home.",630000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"You're bluffing, I've driven by your home.",youre bluffing ive driven by your home,7 +146399,523,129,Lisa Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE),630000,FALSE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146400,523,130,Lisa Simpson: Principal Skinner...,634000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Principal Skinner...,principal skinner,2 +146401,523,131,"Seymour Skinner: Not now, I'm dealing with Mr. Testacleese.",635000,TRUE,3,1076,Seymour Skinner,Lisa's Classroom,"Not now, I'm dealing with Mr. Testacleese.",not now im dealing with mr testacleese,7 +146402,523,132,"Seymour Skinner: Look, kids can be cruel, Dick.",638000,TRUE,3,1076,Seymour Skinner,Lisa's Classroom,"Look, kids can be cruel, Dick.",look kids can be cruel dick,6 +146403,523,133,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw! We don't know when we've gone too far!,641000,TRUE,101,1076,Nelson Muntz,Lisa's Classroom,Haw haw! We don't know when we've gone too far!,haw haw we dont know when weve gone too far,10 +146404,523,134,Ms. Cantwell: (LUNGING NOISE),641000,FALSE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146405,523,135,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's room - afternoon),651000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +146406,523,136,"Lisa Simpson: (READING) ""Ann, Mark, Bill and Sally are on the Ferris wheel. Ann is behind Sally. Mark is in front of Bill. (GASP)",651000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"""Ann, Mark, Bill and Sally are on the Ferris wheel. Ann is behind Sally. Mark is in front of Bill.",ann mark bill and sally are on the ferris wheel ann is behind sally mark is in front of bill,20 +146407,523,137,Ms. Cantwell: Look who's on the Ferris wheel -- your precious Joeys! (WICKED WITCH LAUGH),655000,TRUE,6297,98,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Bedroom,Look who's on the Ferris wheel -- your precious Joeys!,look whos on the ferris wheel -- your precious joeys,10 +146408,523,138,"Lisa Simpson: (HEAVY BREATHING, THEN:) Better switch to Social Studies.",670000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Better switch to Social Studies.,better switch to social studies,5 +146409,523,139,"Lisa Simpson: (READING) ""Eleanor Roosevelt became Franklin's 'eyes and ears...'"" (GASP)",673000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Eleanor Roosevelt became Franklin's 'eyes and ears...',eleanor roosevelt became franklins eyes and ears,7 +146410,523,140,Ms. Cantwell: Here's the new deal: you fail!,673000,TRUE,6297,98,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Bedroom,Here's the new deal: you fail!,heres the new deal you fail,6 +146411,523,141,(Simpson Home: Int. SimpsON HOUSE - living room - daY),689000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146412,523,142,Marge Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE) I wish you wouldn't wear sweaters that the senior ladies knit.,689000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I wish you wouldn't wear sweaters that the senior ladies knit.,i wish you wouldnt wear sweaters that the senior ladies knit,11 +146413,523,143,Grampa Simpson: Well putting my arms in sleeves is about all I got to offer a woman.,692000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Well putting my arms in sleeves is about all I got to offer a woman.,well putting my arms in sleeves is about all i got to offer a woman,15 +146414,523,144,"Marge Simpson: What's the matter, sweetie? Is a book character having difficulties?",697000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"What's the matter, sweetie? Is a book character having difficulties?",whats the matter sweetie is a book character having difficulties,10 +146415,523,145,Lisa Simpson: (SAD) I have a bully at school.,702000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I have a bully at school.,i have a bully at school,6 +146416,523,146,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR) Did you tell the teacher?,704000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you tell the teacher?,did you tell the teacher,5 +146417,523,147,Lisa Simpson: My bully is my teacher.,706000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,My bully is my teacher.,my bully is my teacher,5 +146418,523,148,Marge Simpson: A teacher can't be a bully.,708000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,A teacher can't be a bully.,a teacher cant be a bully,6 +146419,523,149,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, they sure can! When I was a boy, teachers would rap my knuckles with a yardstick. Now you've got the (SNEERING) metric system.",710000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, they sure can! When I was a boy, teachers would rap my knuckles with a yardstick. Now you've got the metric system.",oh they sure can when i was a boy teachers would rap my knuckles with a yardstick now youve got the metric system,23 +146420,523,150,Lisa Simpson: We don't have the metric system.,720000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,We don't have the metric system.,we dont have the metric system,6 +146421,523,151,Grampa Simpson: (STUNNED) What? This isn't Sweden? And I'm not King Olaf? (WORRIED) I've got some explaining to do down at the bank.,721000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,What? This isn't Sweden? And I'm not King Olaf? I've got some explaining to do down at the bank.,what this isnt sweden and im not king olaf ive got some explaining to do down at the bank,19 +146422,523,152,(Skinner's Office: Int. Skinner's office - day),732000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +146423,523,153,Gary Chalmers: Skin-ner! Why am I here?,732000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Skin-ner! Why am I here?,skin-ner why am i here,5 +146424,523,154,Gary Chalmers: Did this fat boy injure his eye in shop class? That place is a killing field.,735000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Did this fat boy injure his eye in shop class? That place is a killing field.,did this fat boy injure his eye in shop class that place is a killing field,16 +146425,523,155,Marge Simpson: We're here because our daughter is being bullied by your teacher.,739000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,We're here because our daughter is being bullied by your teacher.,were here because our daughter is being bullied by your teacher,11 +146426,523,156,"Gary Chalmers: Mrs. Simpson, this school does not hire bullies...",743000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Mrs. Simpson, this school does not hire bullies...",mrs simpson this school does not hire bullies,8 +146427,523,157,Seymour Skinner: That's right. We...,745000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,That's right. We...,thats right we,3 +146428,523,158,"Gary Chalmers: Quiet, nerd.",747000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Quiet, nerd.",quiet nerd,2 +146429,523,159,"Marge Simpson: Well, she's just a substitute. Maybe you could transfer Ms. Cantwell to another school.",748000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Well, she's just a substitute. Maybe you could transfer Ms. Cantwell to another school.",well shes just a substitute maybe you could transfer ms cantwell to another school,14 +146430,523,160,Gary Chalmers: Nix! She's already got two weeks tenure so she's impossible to dislodge.,753000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,Nix! She's already got two weeks tenure so she's impossible to dislodge.,nix shes already got two weeks tenure so shes impossible to dislodge,12 +146431,523,161,"Homer Simpson: I hate unions. There's this guy at my plant, caused three meltdowns and he still keeps his job.",757000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,"I hate unions. There's this guy at my plant, caused three meltdowns and he still keeps his job.",i hate unions theres this guy at my plant caused three meltdowns and he still keeps his job,18 +146432,523,162,"Marge Simpson: Homer, that's you.",764000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Homer, that's you.",homer thats you,3 +146433,523,163,"Homer Simpson: Oh yeah. (CHANTING) I say ""union"" you say ""power""! Union...",765000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Oh yeah. I say ""union"" you say ""power""! Union...",oh yeah i say union you say power union,9 +146434,523,164,Marge Simpson: (WEAKLY) Power.,768000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,Power.,power,1 +146435,523,165,Homer Simpson: Union!,769000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,Union!,union,1 +146436,523,166,Marge Simpson: (WEAKLY) Power.,769000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,Power.,power,1 +146437,523,167,"Homer Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Marge, you're really dogging it on the ""power."" But don't worry, because of the union, you're safe. (REGULAR, TO SKINNER AND CHALMERS) So, just what are you gonna do for our daughter?",771000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Marge, you're really dogging it on the ""power."" But don't worry, because of the union, you're safe. So, just what are you gonna do for our daughter?",marge youre really dogging it on the power but dont worry because of the union youre safe so just what are you gonna do for our daughter,27 +146438,523,168,"Gary Chalmers: We should talk about what we're going to promise to do, not what we'll actually do.",779000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"We should talk about what we're going to promise to do, not what we'll actually do.",we should talk about what were going to promise to do not what well actually do,16 +146439,523,169,Homer Simpson: (WARMLY) We really appreciate that.,783000,TRUE,2,28,Homer Simpson,Skinner's Office,We really appreciate that.,we really appreciate that,4 +146440,523,170,Marge Simpson: (FRUSTRATED MURMUR),783000,FALSE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +146441,523,171,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear power plant - homer's workstation - DAY),789000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +146442,523,172,C. Montgomery Burns: Look at those eyes! There's an employee with a healthy case of the go-get-'ems!,789000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Look at those eyes! There's an employee with a healthy case of the go-get-'ems!,look at those eyes theres an employee with a healthy case of the go-get-ems,14 +146443,523,173,Homer Simpson: (LOUD SNORE),789000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +146444,523,174,C. Montgomery Burns: (IMPRESSED) Hear that lion's roar of determination.,795000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hear that lion's roar of determination.,hear that lions roar of determination,6 +146445,523,175,Ned Flanders: Homer. Homer! I found the answer!,799000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Homer. Homer! I found the answer!,homer homer i found the answer,6 +146446,523,176,Homer Simpson: Flanders?! How'd you get in here? This place is a highly-sensitive area.,802000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Flanders?! How'd you get in here? This place is a highly-sensitive area.,flanders howd you get in here this place is a highly-sensitive area,12 +146447,523,177,Lenny Leonard: Who here wants to touch radiation?,806000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Who here wants to touch radiation?,who here wants to touch radiation,6 +146448,523,178,"Ned Flanders: ""Life shall go for life, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth...""",809000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"""Life shall go for life, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth...""",life shall go for life eye for an eye tooth for a tooth,13 +146449,523,179,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I don't go to where you work and read the bible to you!",809000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, I don't go to where you work and read the bible to you!",hey i dont go to where you work and read the bible to you,14 +146450,523,180,Ned Flanders: I would embrace such a glad visit!,816000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I would embrace such a glad visit!,i would embrace such a glad visit,7 +146451,523,181,Homer Simpson: Just what do you want?!,818000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Just what do you want?!,just what do you want,5 +146452,523,182,"Ned Flanders: (DEAD SERIOUS) I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even, according to Exodus, Leviticus and Matthew.",819000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I want you to punch me in the eye. If you do, then we're even, according to Exodus, Leviticus and Matthew.",i want you to punch me in the eye if you do then were even according to exodus leviticus and matthew,21 +146453,523,183,"Homer Simpson: So, you went and hired a law firm, eh? That's pretty aggressive.",825000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"So, you went and hired a law firm, eh? That's pretty aggressive.",so you went and hired a law firm eh thats pretty aggressive,12 +146454,523,184,"Ned Flanders: (FRUSTRATED SIGH) Jeepers creepers, pop my peeper!",828000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Jeepers creepers, pop my peeper!",jeepers creepers pop my peeper,5 +146455,523,185,"Homer Simpson: C'mon, man. What's the catch?",831000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"C'mon, man. What's the catch?",cmon man whats the catch,5 +146456,523,186,"Ned Flanders: Homer, just call me a little bubble 'cause I'm on the level. (INSISTENT) Punch me.",832000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Homer, just call me a little bubble 'cause I'm on the level. Punch me.",homer just call me a little bubble cause im on the level punch me,14 +146457,523,187,Homer Simpson: Hmm...,837000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hmm...,hmm,1 +146458,523,188,"Ned Flanders: C'mon, Homer. I'm insisting on a fisting.",844000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"C'mon, Homer. I'm insisting on a fisting.",cmon homer im insisting on a fisting,7 +146459,523,189,Waylon Smithers: What's this about a fisting?,847000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What's this about a fisting?,whats this about a fisting,5 +146460,523,190,"Homer Simpson: I'm not punching you, Flanders.",849000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I'm not punching you, Flanders.",im not punching you flanders,5 +146461,523,191,Ned Flanders: What? Why?!,850000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What? Why?!,what why,2 +146462,523,192,"Homer Simpson: Because if I hit you back, we'll be even. But if I don't hit you, that makes me the better man. And I'm liking the way that feels.",852000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Because if I hit you back, we'll be even. But if I don't hit you, that makes me the better man. And I'm liking the way that feels.",because if i hit you back well be even but if i dont hit you that makes me the better man and im liking the way that feels,28 +146463,523,193,Ned Flanders: No! You can't! If I'm not as good as you... then I'm horrible!,861000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No! You can't! If I'm not as good as you... then I'm horrible!,no you cant if im not as good as you then im horrible,13 +146464,523,194,"Homer Simpson: It's not for me to judge, Ned because... (REALIZING) I am the better man!",865000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"It's not for me to judge, Ned because... I am the better man!",its not for me to judge ned because i am the better man,13 +146465,523,195,"Ned Flanders: Now, there's no need to...",868000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Now, there's no need to...",now theres no need to,5 +146466,523,196,"Homer Simpson: (TAUNTING) Better man, comin' through... (À LA ""HEY, BATTER, BATTER) way-better-better, way-better-better zing!",868000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Better man, comin' through... way-better-better, way-better-better zing!",better man comin through way-better-better way-better-better zing,7 +146467,523,197,Ned Flanders: Enough!,875000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Enough!,enough,1 +146468,523,198,"Homer Simpson: (QUICK, TAUNTING) You may be the sweater man, but Homer is the better man.",876000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You may be the sweater man, but Homer is the better man.",you may be the sweater man but homer is the better man,12 +146469,523,199,Ned Flanders: Now you're rhyming?!,878000,TRUE,11,10,Ned Flanders,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Now you're rhyming?!,now youre rhyming,3 +146470,523,200,Homer Simpson: I didn't know you were left-handed.,880000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I didn't know you were left-handed.,i didnt know you were left-handed,6 +146471,523,201,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - hallway - day),890000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146472,523,202,Ms. Cantwell: (SWEET BUT MENACING) Hello Lisa. I was shocked to hear from Principal Skinner that you and I aren't getting along.,890000,TRUE,6297,3,Ms. Cantwell,Springfield Elementary School,Hello Lisa. I was shocked to hear from Principal Skinner that you and I aren't getting along.,hello lisa i was shocked to hear from principal skinner that you and i arent getting along,17 +146473,523,203,"Seymour Skinner: You should never tell on a bully, Lisa. Everyone knows that.",895000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"You should never tell on a bully, Lisa. Everyone knows that.",you should never tell on a bully lisa everyone knows that,11 +146474,523,204,(DETENTION HALL: INT. DETENTION HALL - MOMENTS LATER),901000,FALSE,NA,309,NA,DETENTION HALL,NA,NA,NA +146475,523,205,Dewey Largo: Lisa Simpson?! In detention?,901000,TRUE,6,309,Dewey Largo,DETENTION HALL,Lisa Simpson?! In detention?,lisa simpson in detention,4 +146476,523,206,Ms. Cantwell: Every rap sheet has a first line.,904000,TRUE,6297,309,Ms. Cantwell,DETENTION HALL,Every rap sheet has a first line.,every rap sheet has a first line,7 +146477,523,207,Dewey Largo: What are you in for? Murdering Chopin?,906000,TRUE,6,309,Dewey Largo,DETENTION HALL,What are you in for? Murdering Chopin?,what are you in for murdering chopin,7 +146478,523,208,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (CHORTLING),906000,FALSE,145,309,Kearney Zzyzwicz,DETENTION HALL,NA,NA,NA +146479,523,209,Jimbo Jones: Chopin.,910000,TRUE,144,309,Jimbo Jones,DETENTION HALL,Chopin.,chopin,1 +146480,523,210,Lisa Simpson: Can I ask you guys something? Why does someone become a bully?,912000,TRUE,9,309,Lisa Simpson,DETENTION HALL,Can I ask you guys something? Why does someone become a bully?,can i ask you guys something why does someone become a bully,12 +146481,523,211,Jimbo Jones: Neglect.,915000,TRUE,144,309,Jimbo Jones,DETENTION HALL,Neglect.,neglect,1 +146482,523,212,DOLPH: Abuse.,915000,TRUE,146,309,DOLPH,DETENTION HALL,Abuse.,abuse,1 +146483,523,213,Kearney Zzyzwicz: I'm a Cubs fan.,917000,TRUE,145,309,Kearney Zzyzwicz,DETENTION HALL,I'm a Cubs fan.,im a cubs fan,4 +146484,523,214,Lisa Simpson: But why would my teacher be a bully?,918000,TRUE,9,309,Lisa Simpson,DETENTION HALL,But why would my teacher be a bully?,but why would my teacher be a bully,8 +146486,523,216,Nelson Muntz: I dunno.,921000,TRUE,101,309,Nelson Muntz,DETENTION HALL,I dunno.,i dunno,2 +146487,523,217,Jimbo Jones: Your bully's a teacher?,922000,TRUE,144,309,Jimbo Jones,DETENTION HALL,Your bully's a teacher?,your bullys a teacher,4 +146488,523,218,Kearney Zzyzwicz: That means all of us can be teachers!,924000,TRUE,145,309,Kearney Zzyzwicz,DETENTION HALL,That means all of us can be teachers!,that means all of us can be teachers,8 +146489,523,219,DOLPH: Boo yeah! I'm gonna buy me a Hyundai Elantra!,927000,TRUE,146,309,DOLPH,DETENTION HALL,Boo yeah! I'm gonna buy me a Hyundai Elantra!,boo yeah im gonna buy me a hyundai elantra,9 +146490,523,220,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (EXCITED NOISES) Cool!,931000,TRUE,145,309,Kearney Zzyzwicz,DETENTION HALL,Cool!,cool,1 +146491,523,221,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - continuous),937000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +146492,523,222,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Do not cross -- it is that monster that terrorizes the jolly fat man!,937000,TRUE,208,270,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Springfield Street,Do not cross -- it is that monster that terrorizes the jolly fat man!,do not cross -- it is that monster that terrorizes the jolly fat man,14 +146493,523,223,"Ned Flanders: Come on, people! You're safe as Sunday with me. I wouldn't hurt a fly!",941000,TRUE,11,270,Ned Flanders,Springfield Street,"Come on, people! You're safe as Sunday with me. I wouldn't hurt a fly!",come on people youre safe as sunday with me i wouldnt hurt a fly,14 +146494,523,224,Ned Flanders: (SMALL SWALLOWING NOISE),941000,FALSE,11,270,Ned Flanders,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +146495,523,225,Sideshow Mel: I saw the whole thing! That innocent fly flew from that fresh pile of dog feces right into that monster's mouth!,948000,TRUE,699,270,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Street,I saw the whole thing! That innocent fly flew from that fresh pile of dog feces right into that monster's mouth!,i saw the whole thing that innocent fly flew from that fresh pile of dog feces right into that monsters mouth,21 +146496,523,226,Ned Flanders: (GAGGING NOISES),948000,FALSE,11,270,Ned Flanders,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +146497,523,227,"Homer Simpson: Fear not, people. I will lead you safely across.",958000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Fear not, people. I will lead you safely across.",fear not people i will lead you safely across,9 +146498,523,228,"Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED) Help me, Flanders!",964000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Help me, Flanders!",help me flanders,3 +146499,523,229,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - late afternoon),968000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146500,523,230,Ned Flanders: Never get into Heaven... took harp lessons for nothing...,968000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Never get into Heaven... took harp lessons for nothing...,never get into heaven took harp lessons for nothing,9 +146501,523,231,"Baseball Announcer: (VIN SCULLY) And here comes the tarp. The word ""tarp"" of course is short for ""tarpaulin...""",972000,TRUE,1046,5,Baseball Announcer,Simpson Home,"And here comes the tarp. The word ""tarp"" of course is short for ""tarpaulin...""",and here comes the tarp the word tarp of course is short for tarpaulin,14 +146502,523,232,"Baseball Announcer: ...which Wikipedia defines as a strong, resilient water-resistant material. That definition is a hit with no errors!",974000,TRUE,1046,5,Baseball Announcer,Simpson Home,"...which Wikipedia defines as a strong, resilient water-resistant material. That definition is a hit with no errors!",which wikipedia defines as a strong resilient water-resistant material that definition is a hit with no errors,17 +146503,523,233,"Homer Simpson: What's wrong, Sweetie?",984000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What's wrong, Sweetie?",whats wrong sweetie,3 +146504,523,234,Lisa Simpson: My teacher's still bullying me.,986000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,My teacher's still bullying me.,my teachers still bullying me,5 +146505,523,235,Homer Simpson: Even after we came to school?,989000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Even after we came to school?,even after we came to school,6 +146506,523,236,Lisa Simpson: (SNIFFLES) That just made it worse.,992000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That just made it worse.,that just made it worse,5 +146507,523,237,Homer Simpson: Every time I try to fix things it just makes things worse. But I'm gonna fix this!,993000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Every time I try to fix things it just makes things worse. But I'm gonna fix this!,every time i try to fix things it just makes things worse but im gonna fix this,17 +146508,523,238,Homer Simpson: (GETTING IDEA NOISE) I think I have an idea.,1002000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I think I have an idea.,i think i have an idea,6 +146509,523,239,Baseball Announcer: (KILLING TIME) Now there's a baby duck paddling around on the tarp! Do you think they move those legs one at a time or both at once?,1004000,TRUE,1046,5,Baseball Announcer,Simpson Home,Now there's a baby duck paddling around on the tarp! Do you think they move those legs one at a time or both at once?,now theres a baby duck paddling around on the tarp do you think they move those legs one at a time or both at once,25 +146510,523,240,"Color Man: I'd go with one at a time, Vic.",1012000,TRUE,6301,5,Color Man,Simpson Home,"I'd go with one at a time, Vic.",id go with one at a time vic,8 +146511,523,241,"Baseball Announcer: You know, the great Mel Ott used to raise ducks in Louisiana during the off season. And when a duck got sick he would take it to bed with him until it got well. Mm-hm.",1014000,TRUE,1046,5,Baseball Announcer,Simpson Home,"You know, the great Mel Ott used to raise ducks in Louisiana during the off season. And when a duck got sick he would take it to bed with him until it got well. Mm-hm.",you know the great mel ott used to raise ducks in louisiana during the off season and when a duck got sick he would take it to bed with him until it got well mm-hm,35 +146512,523,242,(Flanders Home: EXT. FLANDERS' HOUSE - front porch - CONTINUOUS),1026000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146513,523,243,"Homer Simpson: Flanders, I've come to forgive you.",1026000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"Flanders, I've come to forgive you.",flanders ive come to forgive you,6 +146514,523,244,"Ned Flanders: (HAPPILY) My prayers have been answered! Well actually, just this one.",1029000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"My prayers have been answered! Well actually, just this one.",my prayers have been answered well actually just this one,10 +146515,523,245,"Homer Simpson: But, there is one condition...",1033000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"But, there is one condition...",but there is one condition,5 +146516,523,246,"Ned Flanders: (NODS) You wanna hit me. Well sir, here's a roll of quarters to put in your fist for extra punching power!",1036000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"You wanna hit me. Well sir, here's a roll of quarters to put in your fist for extra punching power!",you wanna hit me well sir heres a roll of quarters to put in your fist for extra punching power,20 +146517,523,247,Ned Flanders: Now you can shatter my orbital bone! That'll knock the wax off my candle!,1040000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Now you can shatter my orbital bone! That'll knock the wax off my candle!,now you can shatter my orbital bone thatll knock the wax off my candle,14 +146518,523,248,Homer Simpson: Don't wanna hit you. I want your wife.,1043000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,Don't wanna hit you. I want your wife.,dont wanna hit you i want your wife,8 +146519,523,249,Ned Flanders: (INCREDIBLY-MORTIFIED GASP),1043000,FALSE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +146520,523,250,"Homer Simpson: To elaborate, I want your wife, the teacher, to help get rid of Lisa's substitute...",1051000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"To elaborate, I want your wife, the teacher, to help get rid of Lisa's substitute...",to elaborate i want your wife the teacher to help get rid of lisas substitute,15 +146521,523,251,Ned Flanders: Edna!,1057000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Edna!,edna,1 +146522,523,252,"Ned Flanders: You know how you said you could help me with any desire and nothing was forbidden? Well, sir, I want you to rid of Lisa's bully teacher.",1057000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,"You know how you said you could help me with any desire and nothing was forbidden? Well, sir, I want you to rid of Lisa's bully teacher.",you know how you said you could help me with any desire and nothing was forbidden well sir i want you to rid of lisas bully teacher,27 +146523,523,253,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: There's only one way: the nuclear option.,1066000,TRUE,40,188,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Flanders Home,There's only one way: the nuclear option.,theres only one way the nuclear option,7 +146524,523,254,"Homer Simpson: (GRIM) How much plutonium do you want? Gotta warn you, it might take me twenty minutes to get it.",1068000,TRUE,2,188,Homer Simpson,Flanders Home,"How much plutonium do you want? Gotta warn you, it might take me twenty minutes to get it.",how much plutonium do you want gotta warn you it might take me twenty minutes to get it,18 +146525,523,255,(Lisa's Classroom: INT. LISA'S CLASSROOM - MORNING),1079000,FALSE,NA,1076,NA,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146526,523,256,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ms. Cantwell?,1079000,TRUE,40,1076,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Lisa's Classroom,Ms. Cantwell?,ms cantwell,2 +146527,523,257,Ms. Cantwell: Yes?,1079000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,Yes?,yes,1 +146528,523,258,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: I have a new student for your class.,1081000,TRUE,40,1076,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Lisa's Classroom,I have a new student for your class.,i have a new student for your class,8 +146529,523,259,Bart Simpson: (CALMLY) Yo.,1087000,TRUE,8,1076,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Yo.,yo,1 +146530,523,260,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Yes, this is a very rare mid-year two-grade send-back.",1088000,TRUE,40,1076,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Lisa's Classroom,"Yes, this is a very rare mid-year two-grade send-back.",yes this is a very rare mid-year two-grade send-back,9 +146531,523,261,Ms. Cantwell: Something's fishy. Are you dating this boy?,1092000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,Something's fishy. Are you dating this boy?,somethings fishy are you dating this boy,7 +146532,523,262,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (FLATLY) Right. I can't be around him 'cause he's so delicious. Ha!,1094000,TRUE,40,1076,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Lisa's Classroom,Right. I can't be around him 'cause he's so delicious. Ha!,right i cant be around him cause hes so delicious ha,11 +146533,523,263,"Ms. Cantwell: Well, I can't see what harm one boy could do.",1099000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"Well, I can't see what harm one boy could do.",well i cant see what harm one boy could do,10 +146534,523,264,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - later),1113000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146535,523,265,(Lisa's Classroom: INT. LISA'S CLASSROOM - DAY),1113000,FALSE,NA,1076,NA,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146536,523,266,Ralph Wiggum: When I come out of this I'll be a butterfly!,1113000,TRUE,119,1076,Ralph Wiggum,Lisa's Classroom,When I come out of this I'll be a butterfly!,when i come out of this ill be a butterfly,10 +146537,523,267,Ms. Cantwell: I just went to the bathroom for two minutes!,1120000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,I just went to the bathroom for two minutes!,i just went to the bathroom for two minutes,9 +146538,523,268,Bart Simpson: I know. Posted a video online.,1122000,TRUE,8,1076,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,I know. Posted a video online.,i know posted a video online,6 +146539,523,269,"Ms. Cantwell: (MUTTERING) Stupid Lisa, stupid Lisa, stupid Lisa.",1124000,TRUE,6297,1076,Ms. Cantwell,Lisa's Classroom,"Stupid Lisa, stupid Lisa, stupid Lisa.",stupid lisa stupid lisa stupid lisa,6 +146540,523,270,(MS. CANTWELL'S CLASS: Int. Ms. Cantwell's class - continuous),1127000,FALSE,NA,4199,NA,MS. CANTWELL'S CLASS,NA,NA,NA +146541,523,271,"Ms. Cantwell: Okay, you've won. You've driven me out of this plum substitute teaching job.",1127000,TRUE,6297,4199,Ms. Cantwell,MS. CANTWELL'S CLASS,"Okay, you've won. You've driven me out of this plum substitute teaching job.",okay youve won youve driven me out of this plum substitute teaching job,13 +146542,523,272,"Lisa Simpson: Ms. Cantwell, I can make this stop. All you have to do is... like me.",1133000,TRUE,9,4199,Lisa Simpson,MS. CANTWELL'S CLASS,"Ms. Cantwell, I can make this stop. All you have to do is... like me.",ms cantwell i can make this stop all you have to do is like me,15 +146543,523,273,Ms. Cantwell: I... I can't!,1138000,TRUE,6297,4199,Ms. Cantwell,MS. CANTWELL'S CLASS,I... I can't!,i i cant,3 +146544,523,274,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - continuous),1142000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146545,523,275,Gary Chalmers: Wait! Wait! There's no need to leave!,1142000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Wait! Wait! There's no need to leave!,wait wait theres no need to leave,7 +146546,523,276,Seymour Skinner: You showed up before the students! That's all we asked!,1145000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,You showed up before the students! That's all we asked!,you showed up before the students thats all we asked,10 +146981,525,149,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - back yard - day),680000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146547,523,277,Ms. Cantwell: You two are the worst-dressed gay men I've ever met!,1147000,TRUE,6297,3,Ms. Cantwell,Springfield Elementary School,You two are the worst-dressed gay men I've ever met!,you two are the worst-dressed gay men ive ever met,10 +146548,523,278,Lisa Simpson: (FACE PRESSED) Ms. Cantwell! Wait!,1151000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Ms. Cantwell! Wait!,ms cantwell wait,3 +146549,523,279,Lisa Simpson: (NORMAL) I've got to know before you leave! Why don't you like me?,1153000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I've got to know before you leave! Why don't you like me?,ive got to know before you leave why dont you like me,12 +146550,523,280,"Ms. Cantwell: (GENTLY) Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.",1156000,TRUE,6297,3,Ms. Cantwell,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, sometimes you just don't like a person. There's no logical explanation. It just is.",lisa sometimes you just dont like a person theres no logical explanation it just is,15 +146551,523,281,Lisa Simpson: That is so unsatisfying. (SIGHS),1162000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That is so unsatisfying.,that is so unsatisfying,4 +146552,523,282,"Ms. Cantwell: Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.",1165000,TRUE,6297,3,Ms. Cantwell,Springfield Elementary School,"Here we go. If you don't get what you want, you get all pouty. All you pretty girls are the same.",here we go if you dont get what you want you get all pouty all you pretty girls are the same,21 +146553,523,283,Lisa Simpson: You think I'm pretty?,1170000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You think I'm pretty?,you think im pretty,4 +146554,523,284,"Ms. Cantwell: Right. Like you don't get told that every day of your life with your perfect blonde hair, that kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy... and what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.",1172000,TRUE,6297,3,Ms. Cantwell,Springfield Elementary School,"Right. Like you don't get told that every day of your life with your perfect blonde hair, that kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy... and what eight-year-old wears pearls? Bookworms like me can't stand party girls like you.",right like you dont get told that every day of your life with your perfect blonde hair that kewpie doll voice that drives the boys crazy and what eight-year-old wears pearls bookworms like me cant stand party girls like you,40 +146555,523,285,Lisa Simpson: (DELIGHTED) She hates me because I'm pretty! (CHEERS),1185000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,She hates me because I'm pretty!,she hates me because im pretty,6 +146556,523,286,"Ms. Cantwell: Not so pretty now, are ya?",1189000,TRUE,6297,3,Ms. Cantwell,Springfield Elementary School,"Not so pretty now, are ya?",not so pretty now are ya,6 +146557,523,287,Lisa Simpson: (CALLING AFTER) Can you sign my yearbook?!,1192000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Can you sign my yearbook?!,can you sign my yearbook,5 +146558,523,288,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - back yard - day),1194000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146559,523,289,Ned Flanders: I'm glad the only beef between us is this burger!,1194000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,I'm glad the only beef between us is this burger!,im glad the only beef between us is this burger,10 +146560,523,290,Marge Simpson: They sure are getting along.,1197000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,They sure are getting along.,they sure are getting along,5 +146561,523,291,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.: Heh heh, they don't know it, but I slipped a little (WHISTLES) into the brownies I gave them.",1200000,TRUE,2116,5,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.",Simpson Home,"Heh heh, they don't know it, but I slipped a little into the brownies I gave them.",heh heh they dont know it but i slipped a little into the brownies i gave them,17 +146562,523,292,"Ned Flanders: (NOSTALGIC) How long has it been since we prayed together, neighbor?",1207000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"How long has it been since we prayed together, neighbor?",how long has it been since we prayed together neighbor,10 +146563,523,293,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED) This is praying?! Let me outta here!,1210000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This is praying?! Let me outta here!,this is praying let me outta here,7 +146564,523,294,Homer Simpson: Help me God!,1211000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Help me God!,help me god,3 +146565,524,0,Kent Brockman: (GRAVE) A plague is sweeping through Springfield...,64000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,A plague is sweeping through Springfield...,a plague is sweeping through springfield,6 +146566,524,1,Kent Brockman: (UPBEAT) A blue bonnet plague! (LAUGHS WANLY),67000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,A blue bonnet plague!,a blue bonnet plague,4 +146567,524,2,Kent Brockman: Springfield's ladies are wearing colorful Easter hats to celebrate the resurrection of... (CHECKS NOTE CARD) Jesus Christ.,70000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,Springfield's ladies are wearing colorful Easter hats to celebrate the resurrection of... Jesus Christ.,springfields ladies are wearing colorful easter hats to celebrate the resurrection of jesus christ,14 +146568,524,3,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - town square - later),90000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +146569,524,4,Mayor Joe Quimby: We'd better get this concert started. (UPSET) The giant chocolate bunny's melting!,90000,TRUE,240,216,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield,We'd better get this concert started. The giant chocolate bunny's melting!,wed better get this concert started the giant chocolate bunnys melting,11 +146570,524,5,Chief Wiggum: (LOOKING IN BUNNY) Hollow?! We paid for solid!,95000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,Hollow?! We paid for solid!,hollow we paid for solid,5 +146571,524,6,"Lou: Chief, the company's named ""Bunny Hollow.""",97000,TRUE,91,216,Lou,Springfield,"Chief, the company's named ""Bunny Hollow.""",chief the companys named bunny hollow,6 +146572,524,7,Chief Wiggum: I thought that was where they lived!,100000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,I thought that was where they lived!,i thought that was where they lived,7 +146573,524,8,"C. Montgomery Burns: Look at those delightful children, Smithers... (LUSTFUL) all those healthy organs, ripe for the harvesting.",101000,TRUE,15,216,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield,"Look at those delightful children, Smithers... all those healthy organs, ripe for the harvesting.",look at those delightful children smithers all those healthy organs ripe for the harvesting,14 +146574,524,9,"Waylon Smithers: Not here, sir. Not now.",111000,TRUE,14,216,Waylon Smithers,Springfield,"Not here, sir. Not now.",not here sir not now,5 +146575,524,10,Moe Szyslak: Not sure what I'm expecting to happen here.,119000,TRUE,17,216,Moe Szyslak,Springfield,Not sure what I'm expecting to happen here.,not sure what im expecting to happen here,8 +146576,524,11,"Dewey Largo: (SINGING TO ""PETER COTTONTAIL"") HERE COMES FLUTE AND PICCOLOS / WHAT COMES NEXT THE HORNS HORNS HORNS...",123000,TRUE,6,216,Dewey Largo,Springfield,HERE COMES FLUTE AND PICCOLOS / WHAT COMES NEXT THE HORNS HORNS HORNS...,here comes flute and piccolos what comes next the horns horns horns,12 +146577,524,12,"Dewey Largo: (SINGING, INSISTING) THE HORNS HORNS HORNS!",133000,TRUE,6,216,Dewey Largo,Springfield,THE HORNS HORNS HORNS!,the horns horns horns,4 +146578,524,13,"Dewey Largo: Blow, you little disappointments!",136000,TRUE,6,216,Dewey Largo,Springfield,"Blow, you little disappointments!",blow you little disappointments,4 +146579,524,14,Chief Wiggum: (SOBS),136000,FALSE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +146580,524,15,"Moe Szyslak: (PAINED NOISE, BRINE-DRINKING NOISE, RELIEVED NOISE, CHOKING NOISE)",136000,FALSE,17,216,Moe Szyslak,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +146581,524,16,(Springfield Town Square: ext. town square - later),163000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +146582,524,17,Martin Prince: Who could've shoved eggs up our brass?,163000,TRUE,38,493,Martin Prince,Springfield Town Square,Who could've shoved eggs up our brass?,who couldve shoved eggs up our brass,7 +146583,524,18,Bart Simpson: (LAUGHTER),163000,FALSE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +146584,524,19,Sideshow Mel: His amusement is tantamount to culpability!,168000,TRUE,699,493,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Town Square,His amusement is tantamount to culpability!,his amusement is tantamount to culpability,6 +146585,524,20,Springfielders: (VERY ANGRY NOISES),168000,FALSE,3163,493,Springfielders,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +146586,524,21,"Bart Simpson: Easy, easy. Let's not jump to conclu--",173000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Easy, easy. Let's not jump to conclu--",easy easy lets not jump to conclu--,7 +146587,524,22,Rainier Wolfcastle: (GRIM) Too late... already jumped.,175000,TRUE,1114,493,Rainier Wolfcastle,Springfield Town Square,Too late... already jumped.,too late already jumped,4 +146588,524,23,Cletus Spuckler: Egg don't belong in a chicken's eye! It belongs in her pee-poo-birth-hole! Kill that boy!,177000,TRUE,1413,493,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Town Square,Egg don't belong in a chicken's eye! It belongs in her pee-poo-birth-hole! Kill that boy!,egg dont belong in a chickens eye it belongs in her pee-poo-birth-hole kill that boy,15 +146589,524,24,C. Montgomery Burns: It's Easter! Why aren't these people at work?!,187000,TRUE,15,493,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Town Square,It's Easter! Why aren't these people at work?!,its easter why arent these people at work,8 +146590,524,25,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: INT. ANDROID'S DUNGEON - continuous),196000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +146591,524,26,C. Montgomery Burns: Good Lord! Look at all these comical booklets!,196000,TRUE,15,396,C. Montgomery Burns,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Good Lord! Look at all these comical booklets!,good lord look at all these comical booklets,8 +146592,524,27,"Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes. Just don't exhale your death breath directly on them. Thank you.",200000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Yes, yes. Just don't exhale your death breath directly on them. Thank you.",yes yes just dont exhale your death breath directly on them thank you,13 +146593,524,28,"C. Montgomery Burns: (THOUGHTFUL) You know, I used to collect these bestapled fables...",205000,TRUE,15,396,C. Montgomery Burns,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"You know, I used to collect these bestapled fables...",you know i used to collect these bestapled fables,9 +146594,524,29,"Burns's Father: (GRUFF, WESTERN ACCENT) What are you reading?",213000,TRUE,1194,396,Burns's Father,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,What are you reading?,what are you reading,4 +146596,524,31,Burns's Father: Bah!,218000,TRUE,1194,396,Burns's Father,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Bah!,bah,1 +146598,524,33,"Burns's Father: You should be out in the fresh air, kicking dogs! (SNEERS) I'm gonna buy this publishing company and burn it to the ground.",227000,TRUE,1194,396,Burns's Father,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"You should be out in the fresh air, kicking dogs! I'm gonna buy this publishing company and burn it to the ground.",you should be out in the fresh air kicking dogs im gonna buy this publishing company and burn it to the ground,22 +146599,524,34,Man Stuck Inside: Why did you have to lock us in?,234000,TRUE,6302,396,Man Stuck Inside,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Why did you have to lock us in?,why did you have to lock us in,8 +146600,524,35,Burns's Father: Teach my son a lesson!,237000,TRUE,1194,396,Burns's Father,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Teach my son a lesson!,teach my son a lesson,5 +146601,524,36,C. Montgomery Burns: How much for your entire collection?,242000,TRUE,15,396,C. Montgomery Burns,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,How much for your entire collection?,how much for your entire collection,6 +146602,524,37,"Comic Book Guy: Um, the speed of light, expressed in dollars.",244000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Um, the speed of light, expressed in dollars.",um the speed of light expressed in dollars,8 +146603,524,38,C. Montgomery Burns: (GROWING BORED) Just give him Faraday's Constant.,247000,TRUE,15,396,C. Montgomery Burns,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Just give him Faraday's Constant.,just give him faradays constant,5 +146604,524,39,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - evening - establishing),258000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146605,524,40,"Lisa Simpson: Nice going, Bart. You've ruined Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter. The legendary grand slam.",258000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Nice going, Bart. You've ruined Halloween, Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter. The legendary grand slam.",nice going bart youve ruined halloween thanksgiving christmas and easter the legendary grand slam,14 +146606,524,41,"Bart Simpson: You guys, I swear I didn't do it.",265000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"You guys, I swear I didn't do it.",you guys i swear i didnt do it,8 +146607,524,42,Homer Simpson: (WARY) I don't like the sound of that funeral march.,277000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't like the sound of that funeral march.,i dont like the sound of that funeral march,9 +146608,524,43,"Homer Simpson: Okay! I'll pay for your damn band candy! (TAKES OUT WALLET) What was it, seventeen hundred dollars?",281000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay! I'll pay for your damn band candy! What was it, seventeen hundred dollars?",okay ill pay for your damn band candy what was it seventeen hundred dollars,14 +146609,524,44,Dewey Largo: Forget the candy! We're here to turn this...into this!,287000,TRUE,6,5,Dewey Largo,Simpson Home,Forget the candy! We're here to turn this...into this!,forget the candy were here to turn thisinto this,9 +146610,524,45,Homer Simpson: Now do me wearing a sombrero!,293000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now do me wearing a sombrero!,now do me wearing a sombrero,6 +146611,524,46,Homer Simpson: Now have me sleeping under a cactus!,298000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now have me sleeping under a cactus!,now have me sleeping under a cactus,7 +146612,524,47,Homer Simpson: (SPANISH ANNOYED GRUNT),298000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146613,524,48,"Dewey Largo: Hand over your son, so we can administer ""Band Justice!""",303000,TRUE,6,5,Dewey Largo,Simpson Home,"Hand over your son, so we can administer ""Band Justice!""",hand over your son so we can administer band justice,10 +146614,524,49,"Bart Simpson: I know this looks bad. And I admit, I would totally lie in a second to Lisa or Mom or Dad. But I would never lie to Maggie.",303000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know this looks bad. And I admit, I would totally lie in a second to Lisa or Mom or Dad. But I would never lie to Maggie.",i know this looks bad and i admit i would totally lie in a second to lisa or mom or dad but i would never lie to maggie,28 +146615,524,50,Bart Simpson: I did not do that prank.,318000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I did not do that prank.,i did not do that prank,6 +146616,524,51,Lisa Simpson: Wow -- he passed the Maggie test. And remember how Maggie solved Cookiegate?,325000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Wow -- he passed the Maggie test. And remember how Maggie solved Cookiegate?,wow -- he passed the maggie test and remember how maggie solved cookiegate,13 +146617,524,52,Homer Simpson: (RUEFUL) All too well.,331000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,All too well.,all too well,3 +146618,524,53,"Lisa Simpson: To prove my brother's innocence, I demand a youth court!",333000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"To prove my brother's innocence, I demand a youth court!",to prove my brothers innocence i demand a youth court,10 +146619,524,54,"Lisa Simpson: That's right! Bart must not be judged by these kids, but by a jury, of kids. Mostly these kids. There's only so many kids.",339000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's right! Bart must not be judged by these kids, but by a jury, of kids. Mostly these kids. There's only so many kids.",thats right bart must not be judged by these kids but by a jury of kids mostly these kids theres only so many kids,24 +146620,524,55,"Seymour Skinner: (RESIGNED SIGH) I'm afraid once a youth court has been demanded, we are legally obligated to shut down mob rule, as decided in the case of ""Rubber v. Glue"" and reaffirmed by ""I Know You Are v. What Am I.""",348000,TRUE,3,5,Seymour Skinner,Simpson Home,"I'm afraid once a youth court has been demanded, we are legally obligated to shut down mob rule, as decided in the case of ""Rubber v. Glue"" and reaffirmed by ""I Know You Are v. What Am I.""",im afraid once a youth court has been demanded we are legally obligated to shut down mob rule as decided in the case of rubber v glue and reaffirmed by i know you are v what am i,38 +146621,524,56,"Homer Simpson: Son, if there's one thing I've learned as a defendant, and a juror, it's... stay out of the courtroom! It's so frickin' boring! Run, boy! I'll create a distraction!",360000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Son, if there's one thing I've learned as a defendant, and a juror, it's... stay out of the courtroom! It's so frickin' boring! Run, boy! I'll create a distraction!",son if theres one thing ive learned as a defendant and a juror its stay out of the courtroom its so frickin boring run boy ill create a distraction,29 +146622,524,57,Dewey Largo: (BITTER) Anyone can conduct Sousa!,403000,TRUE,6,5,Dewey Largo,Simpson Home,Anyone can conduct Sousa!,anyone can conduct sousa,4 +146623,524,58,"Lisa Simpson: Good news, bad news. We're allowed to select the judge, but it's impossible to find one who doesn't hate you...",409000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Good news, bad news. We're allowed to select the judge, but it's impossible to find one who doesn't hate you...",good news bad news were allowed to select the judge but its impossible to find one who doesnt hate you,20 +146624,524,59,Grampa Simpson: (ENTERING) I know someone who would make a great judge! Would you kids believe your Grampa once argued in front of the Supreme Court?,416000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I know someone who would make a great judge! Would you kids believe your Grampa once argued in front of the Supreme Court?,i know someone who would make a great judge would you kids believe your grampa once argued in front of the supreme court,23 +146625,524,60,Bart Simpson: No.,422000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +146626,524,61,Lisa Simpson: Sorry.,422000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Sorry.,sorry,1 +146627,524,62,"Grampa Simpson: Not a chance. I mean, it's true! It was back in nineteen ninety-eight...",423000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not a chance. I mean, it's true! It was back in nineteen ninety-eight...",not a chance i mean its true it was back in nineteen ninety-eight,13 +146628,524,63,(Washington D.C.: ext. washington d.c. - 1 First Street - 1998),428000,FALSE,NA,427,NA,Washington D.C.,NA,NA,NA +146629,524,64,Middle-aged Grampa: I say Individual Rights!,428000,TRUE,2587,427,Middle-aged Grampa,Washington D.C.,I say Individual Rights!,i say individual rights,4 +146630,524,65,Middle-aged Jasper: I say the Common Good!,431000,TRUE,6303,427,Middle-aged Jasper,Washington D.C.,I say the Common Good!,i say the common good,5 +146631,524,66,"Janet Reno: Gentlemen, our system balances both.",433000,TRUE,6304,427,Janet Reno,Washington D.C.,"Gentlemen, our system balances both.",gentlemen our system balances both,5 +146632,524,67,Middle-aged Jewish Man: Yeah? And how would you know... (SURPRISED/IMPRESSED) Attorney General Janet Reno?!,436000,TRUE,6305,427,Middle-aged Jewish Man,Washington D.C.,Yeah? And how would you know... Attorney General Janet Reno?!,yeah and how would you know attorney general janet reno,10 +146633,524,68,"Janet Reno: (TOUGH, SWAGGER-Y) That's right -- and that better not be your gum on the ground!",440000,TRUE,6304,427,Janet Reno,Washington D.C.,That's right -- and that better not be your gum on the ground!,thats right -- and that better not be your gum on the ground,13 +146634,524,69,"Middle-aged Grampa: It's not, but I'll take care of it!",443000,TRUE,2587,427,Middle-aged Grampa,Washington D.C.,"It's not, but I'll take care of it!",its not but ill take care of it,8 +146635,524,70,Middle-aged Jasper: Stop doin' that!,447000,TRUE,6303,427,Middle-aged Jasper,Washington D.C.,Stop doin' that!,stop doin that,3 +146636,524,71,"Janet Reno: (CHUCKLES, THEN, TO HERSELF, HAPPY) This is better than being a real attorney or a real general!",451000,TRUE,6304,427,Janet Reno,Washington D.C.,This is better than being a real attorney or a real general!,this is better than being a real attorney or a real general,12 +146637,524,72,Grampa Simpson: The Attorney General and I have been playing chess through the mail ever since.,454000,TRUE,31,427,Grampa Simpson,Washington D.C.,The Attorney General and I have been playing chess through the mail ever since.,the attorney general and i have been playing chess through the mail ever since,14 +146638,524,73,Lisa Simpson: I find that a little hard to believe.,459000,TRUE,9,427,Lisa Simpson,Washington D.C.,I find that a little hard to believe.,i find that a little hard to believe,8 +146639,524,74,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, why would you play chess through the mail when you can play chess through the internet, or preferably, not play chess at all?",461000,TRUE,8,427,Bart Simpson,Washington D.C.,"Yeah, why would you play chess through the mail when you can play chess through the internet, or preferably, not play chess at all?",yeah why would you play chess through the mail when you can play chess through the internet or preferably not play chess at all,24 +146640,524,75,"Grampa Simpson: See here, sass mouth, you're not too big for me to tan your hide!",467000,TRUE,31,427,Grampa Simpson,Washington D.C.,"See here, sass mouth, you're not too big for me to tan your hide!",see here sass mouth youre not too big for me to tan your hide,14 +146641,524,76,Bart Simpson: It's not a threat if I don't know what it means.,472000,TRUE,8,427,Bart Simpson,Washington D.C.,It's not a threat if I don't know what it means.,its not a threat if i dont know what it means,11 +146642,524,77,Grampa Simpson: I'll fix your wagon!,474000,TRUE,31,427,Grampa Simpson,Washington D.C.,I'll fix your wagon!,ill fix your wagon,4 +146643,524,78,"Bart Simpson: Thanks, I'd like that.",476000,TRUE,8,427,Bart Simpson,Washington D.C.,"Thanks, I'd like that.",thanks id like that,4 +146644,524,79,Grampa Simpson: (ANGRY SPUTTERS),476000,FALSE,31,427,Grampa Simpson,Washington D.C.,NA,NA,NA +146645,524,80,(Burns Manor: int. burns's mansion - evening),483000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +146646,524,81,C. Montgomery Burns: (DISGUSTED NOISE) I get a whiff of the immigrant from these newfangled superheroes.,483000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,I get a whiff of the immigrant from these newfangled superheroes.,i get a whiff of the immigrant from these newfangled superheroes,11 +146647,524,82,"C. Montgomery Burns: (GETTING EXCITED) Hmm... reclusive millionaire, stately mansion, damaged psyche. He's just like me!",492000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Hmm... reclusive millionaire, stately mansion, damaged psyche. He's just like me!",hmm reclusive millionaire stately mansion damaged psyche hes just like me,11 +146648,524,83,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, I too shall become a crime-fighting bat!",500000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Smithers, I too shall become a crime-fighting bat!",smithers i too shall become a crime-fighting bat,8 +146649,524,84,C. Montgomery Burns: But I won't become just any bat -- I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey. I shall be: Fruit-Bat-Man!,505000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,But I won't become just any bat -- I shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey. I shall be: Fruit-Bat-Man!,but i wont become just any bat -- i shall be the terrifying bat who swoops from the sky and sucks the vital essence of his prey i shall be fruit-bat-man,31 +146650,524,85,"Waylon Smithers: Great, great! I don't suppose you'll be forgetting about this tomorrow?",515000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"Great, great! I don't suppose you'll be forgetting about this tomorrow?",great great i dont suppose youll be forgetting about this tomorrow,11 +146651,524,86,C. Montgomery Burns: No sooner than I'd forget my own mother!,519000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,No sooner than I'd forget my own mother!,no sooner than id forget my own mother,8 +146652,524,87,"Waylon Smithers: That's not your mother, that's your bear.",521000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"That's not your mother, that's your bear.",thats not your mother thats your bear,7 +146653,524,88,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?!",522000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Well, then, where's my stuffed mother?!",well then wheres my stuffed mother,6 +146654,524,89,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),529000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146655,524,90,"Gary Chalmers: All right, you soft-skulled nitwits, sit up straight because we finally have someone in this school who deserves your respect: Former Attorney General Janet Reno!",529000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"All right, you soft-skulled nitwits, sit up straight because we finally have someone in this school who deserves your respect: Former Attorney General Janet Reno!",all right you soft-skulled nitwits sit up straight because we finally have someone in this school who deserves your respect former attorney general janet reno,25 +146656,524,91,"Janet Reno: Thank you, Gary.",539000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,"Thank you, Gary.",thank you gary,3 +146657,524,92,Lisa Simpson: (STUNNED GASP) Grampa's story was true?,542000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Grampa's story was true?,grampas story was true,4 +146658,524,93,"Janet Reno: First, I would like to say, ""rook to E-8. Checkmate.""",544000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,"First, I would like to say, ""rook to E-8. Checkmate.""",first i would like to say rook to e-8 checkmate,10 +146659,524,94,Grampa Simpson: Dagnabbit!,548000,TRUE,31,3,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Dagnabbit!,dagnabbit,1 +146660,524,95,Janet Reno: (CHUCKLES) Youth court is now in session.,550000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,Youth court is now in session.,youth court is now in session,6 +146661,524,96,"Janet Reno: God, I love gaveling. (TURNS TO MARTIN) Mr. Prosecutor?",552000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,"God, I love gaveling. Mr. Prosecutor?",god i love gaveling mr prosecutor,6 +146662,524,97,"Seymour Skinner: Over the next few days, you're going to hear how the defendant, Bartholomew Simpson, a/k/a the ""Springfield Egger...""",555000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Over the next few days, you're going to hear how the defendant, Bartholomew Simpson, a/k/a the ""Springfield Egger...""",over the next few days youre going to hear how the defendant bartholomew simpson aka the springfield egger,18 +146663,524,98,Lisa Simpson: Objection! Prejudicial!,563000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Objection! Prejudicial!,objection prejudicial,2 +146664,524,99,Janet Reno: Sustained!,564000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,Sustained!,sustained,1 +146665,524,100,Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLES) She sustained me!,566000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,She sustained me!,she sustained me,3 +146666,524,101,Seymour Skinner: ...how Bartholomew Simpson wantonly egged this town with Milhouse aforethought.,568000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,...how Bartholomew Simpson wantonly egged this town with Milhouse aforethought.,how bartholomew simpson wantonly egged this town with milhouse aforethought,10 +146667,524,102,"Janet Reno: Now hold on! Principal Skinner, are you wearing hard-soled shoes on this gym floor?",573000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,"Now hold on! Principal Skinner, are you wearing hard-soled shoes on this gym floor?",now hold on principal skinner are you wearing hard-soled shoes on this gym floor,14 +146668,524,103,Seymour Skinner: No Ma'am! Sneakers!,578000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,No Ma'am! Sneakers!,no maam sneakers,3 +146669,524,104,Janet Reno: (OUTRAGED) You're wearing sneakers to a trial?,579000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,You're wearing sneakers to a trial?,youre wearing sneakers to a trial,6 +146670,524,105,"Seymour Skinner: (FLUSTERED) Oh God, the press is gonna have a field day with this.",582000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh God, the press is gonna have a field day with this.",oh god the press is gonna have a field day with this,12 +146671,524,106,Ralph Wiggum: Yay! Field day! (RUNS OUT),585000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,Yay! Field day!,yay field day,3 +146672,524,107,Ralph Wiggum: I can go koo-koo and no one can stop me!,586000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,I can go koo-koo and no one can stop me!,i can go koo-koo and no one can stop me,10 +146673,524,108,Janet Reno: That's exactly what George W. Bush said when he was inaugurated. People don't remember that.,589000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,That's exactly what George W. Bush said when he was inaugurated. People don't remember that.,thats exactly what george w bush said when he was inaugurated people dont remember that,15 +146674,524,109,"Bart Simpson: (CONFIDENT) This case is goin' great. Although as usual, I look nothing like the courtroom artist's drawing.",594000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"This case is goin' great. Although as usual, I look nothing like the courtroom artist's drawing.",this case is goin great although as usual i look nothing like the courtroom artists drawing,16 +146675,524,110,"Bart Simpson: Nice try, pop.",599000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Nice try, pop.",nice try pop,3 +146676,524,111,(Springfield: Ext. springfield - aerial shot - night),604000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +146677,524,112,"Waylon Smithers: Very dramatic, sir. A little more brooding, and...",604000,TRUE,14,216,Waylon Smithers,Springfield,"Very dramatic, sir. A little more brooding, and...",very dramatic sir a little more brooding and,8 +146678,524,113,Waylon Smithers: There's my superhero! Now let's get you to bed and...,608000,TRUE,14,216,Waylon Smithers,Springfield,There's my superhero! Now let's get you to bed and...,theres my superhero now lets get you to bed and,10 +146679,524,114,C. Montgomery Burns: Hist! Look there!,611000,TRUE,15,216,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield,Hist! Look there!,hist look there,3 +146680,524,115,C. Montgomery Burns: This looks like a job for Fruit-Bat-Man! (EXTENDED HIGH-PITCHED BAT SQUEAK),614000,TRUE,15,216,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield,This looks like a job for Fruit-Bat-Man!,this looks like a job for fruit-bat-man,7 +146681,524,116,Waylon Smithers: Perhaps we should just call the police.,618000,TRUE,14,216,Waylon Smithers,Springfield,Perhaps we should just call the police.,perhaps we should just call the police,7 +146682,524,117,"C. Montgomery Burns: The police? Bah! Every last man on the take. And I should know, because I'm on the give.",620000,TRUE,15,216,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield,"The police? Bah! Every last man on the take. And I should know, because I'm on the give.",the police bah every last man on the take and i should know because im on the give,18 +146683,524,118,C. Montgomery Burns: (DOPPLER) I've never felt more alive!,626000,TRUE,15,216,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield,I've never felt more alive!,ive never felt more alive,5 +146684,524,119,(Kwik-E-Mart: int. Kwik-E-Mart - a little later),630000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +146685,524,120,Waylon Smithers: Look. I'll give you each a thousand dollars if you pretend to let that old man out there stop this crime.,630000,TRUE,14,136,Waylon Smithers,Kwik-E-Mart,Look. I'll give you each a thousand dollars if you pretend to let that old man out there stop this crime.,look ill give you each a thousand dollars if you pretend to let that old man out there stop this crime,21 +146686,524,121,C. Montgomery Burns: Feel the crumbling fist of justice!,639000,TRUE,15,136,C. Montgomery Burns,Kwik-E-Mart,Feel the crumbling fist of justice!,feel the crumbling fist of justice,6 +146687,524,122,Snake Jailbird: Ouchers! (COLLAPSING) Oh dear.,642000,TRUE,518,136,Snake Jailbird,Kwik-E-Mart,Ouchers! Oh dear.,ouchers oh dear,3 +146688,524,123,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (STAGEY) Who are you, mysterious octogenarian of the night?",645000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Who are you, mysterious octogenarian of the night?",who are you mysterious octogenarian of the night,8 +146689,524,124,"C. Montgomery Burns: (MASK ON) I am the squeak in the rafters, the flutter in the chimney, the tiny teeth-marks in the peach... I am ""Fruit-Bat-Man!"" Now, back to my natural realm, the inky night!",648000,TRUE,15,136,C. Montgomery Burns,Kwik-E-Mart,"I am the squeak in the rafters, the flutter in the chimney, the tiny teeth-marks in the peach... I am ""Fruit-Bat-Man!"" Now, back to my natural realm, the inky night!",i am the squeak in the rafters the flutter in the chimney the tiny teeth-marks in the peach i am fruit-bat-man now back to my natural realm the inky night,30 +146690,524,125,C. Montgomery Burns: I'll just take one of these keychain penlights.,665000,TRUE,15,136,C. Montgomery Burns,Kwik-E-Mart,I'll just take one of these keychain penlights.,ill just take one of these keychain penlights,8 +146691,524,126,C. Montgomery Burns: You have to keep squeezing this thing?! Who has the strength for that?,668000,TRUE,15,136,C. Montgomery Burns,Kwik-E-Mart,You have to keep squeezing this thing?! Who has the strength for that?,you have to keep squeezing this thing who has the strength for that,13 +146692,524,127,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - gym - continuous),674000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146693,524,128,"Lunchlady Dora: So when I came in the Monday after Easter, I noticed three dozen eggs missing.",674000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,"So when I came in the Monday after Easter, I noticed three dozen eggs missing.",so when i came in the monday after easter i noticed three dozen eggs missing,15 +146694,524,129,Lisa Simpson: And do you think this boy took those eggs?,679000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And do you think this boy took those eggs?,and do you think this boy took those eggs,9 +146695,524,130,Lunchlady Dora: Him?! All he takes are sodas and desserts!,681000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,Him?! All he takes are sodas and desserts!,him all he takes are sodas and desserts,8 +146696,524,131,Marge Simpson: Objection! Unhealthy!,684000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Objection! Unhealthy!,objection unhealthy,2 +146697,524,132,Lisa Simpson: But could Bart have gotten those eggs?,686000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,But could Bart have gotten those eggs?,but could bart have gotten those eggs,7 +146698,524,133,Lunchlady Dora: No way. They were under lock and key.,688000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,No way. They were under lock and key.,no way they were under lock and key,8 +146699,524,134,Lunchlady Dora: No one could've touched those eggs except me and the seagulls that laid 'em.,692000,TRUE,4715,3,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School,No one could've touched those eggs except me and the seagulls that laid 'em.,no one couldve touched those eggs except me and the seagulls that laid em,14 +146700,524,135,"Lisa Simpson: (SMUG, VICTORIOUS) No further questions.",696000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,No further questions.,no further questions,3 +146701,524,136,"Janet Reno: Ah, to be young and on trial.",699000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,"Ah, to be young and on trial.",ah to be young and on trial,7 +146702,524,137,Cat Lady: (CAT LADY NOISES),699000,FALSE,2502,3,Cat Lady,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146703,524,138,(Burns Manor: Int. BurnS' MANSION - night),739000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +146704,524,139,"C. Montgomery Burns: A toast, to our enigmatic new protector -- (COY) who certainly isn't me! Smithers, wink my eye!",739000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"A toast, to our enigmatic new protector -- who certainly isn't me! Smithers, wink my eye!",a toast to our enigmatic new protector -- who certainly isnt me smithers wink my eye,16 +146705,524,140,"Justine: Wanna hit the hot tub, Burnsie?",747000,TRUE,6306,53,Justine,Burns Manor,"Wanna hit the hot tub, Burnsie?",wanna hit the hot tub burnsie,6 +146706,524,141,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, I hate to get all pruney, but heated tubbery is what we playboys do!",749000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Well, I hate to get all pruney, but heated tubbery is what we playboys do!",well i hate to get all pruney but heated tubbery is what we playboys do,15 +146707,524,142,"Waylon Smithers: Great work, everyone! That's a wrap!",754000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"Great work, everyone! That's a wrap!",great work everyone thats a wrap,6 +146708,524,143,Carl Carlson: It's nice to make an old man feel good about himself.,759000,TRUE,170,53,Carl Carlson,Burns Manor,It's nice to make an old man feel good about himself.,its nice to make an old man feel good about himself,11 +146709,524,144,Lenny Leonard: You said it.,761000,TRUE,165,53,Lenny Leonard,Burns Manor,You said it.,you said it,3 +146710,524,145,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - gym - DAY),764000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146711,524,146,Milhouse Van Houten: So Bart couldn't've taken the eggs. I was with him the whole weekend.,764000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,So Bart couldn't've taken the eggs. I was with him the whole weekend.,so bart couldntve taken the eggs i was with him the whole weekend,13 +146712,524,147,"Seymour Skinner: You'd make up any lie for that Simpson boy, wouldn't you?",769000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"You'd make up any lie for that Simpson boy, wouldn't you?",youd make up any lie for that simpson boy wouldnt you,11 +146713,524,148,"Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, but I'd pee my pants.",772000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Yeah, but I'd pee my pants.",yeah but id pee my pants,6 +146714,524,149,Seymour Skinner: Nelson?,775000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Nelson?,nelson,1 +146715,524,150,Nelson Muntz: Dry as a bone.,776000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Dry as a bone.,dry as a bone,4 +146716,524,151,Krusty the Clown: Now that's what I call legal briefs!,779000,TRUE,139,3,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Elementary School,Now that's what I call legal briefs!,now thats what i call legal briefs,7 +146717,524,152,Lisa Simpson: Why are you here?,779000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Why are you here?,why are you here,4 +147789,528,119,Bart Simpson: (SMALL SOFT MOAN),614000,FALSE,8,4216,Bart Simpson,Zhenya's House,NA,NA,NA +146718,524,153,Krusty the Clown: I thought of the joke and rushed over.,784000,TRUE,139,3,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Elementary School,I thought of the joke and rushed over.,i thought of the joke and rushed over,8 +146719,524,154,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - day - establishing),788000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146720,524,155,(GYMNASIUM: Int. gymnasium - continuous),788000,FALSE,NA,821,NA,GYMNASIUM,NA,NA,NA +146721,524,156,"Lisa Simpson: Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts.",788000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,"Your Honor, I think we've seen enough. I have demolished the prosecution's claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts.",your honor i think weve seen enough i have demolished the prosecutions claims and made the prosecutor sweat through two shirts,21 +146722,524,157,"Lisa Simpson: I move that you dismiss this case, and release this sweet, lovable boy.",795000,TRUE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,"I move that you dismiss this case, and release this sweet, lovable boy.",i move that you dismiss this case and release this sweet lovable boy,13 +146723,524,158,Janet Reno: Motion... denied.,799000,TRUE,6304,821,Janet Reno,GYMNASIUM,Motion... denied.,motion denied,2 +146724,524,159,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),799000,FALSE,9,821,Lisa Simpson,GYMNASIUM,NA,NA,NA +146725,524,160,"Janet Reno: Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother ""sweet and lovable,"" you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.",802000,TRUE,6304,821,Janet Reno,GYMNASIUM,"Miss Simpson, your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error. By calling your brother ""sweet and lovable,"" you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesn't think he's sweet and lovable.",miss simpson your grandstanding summation contained a grievous error by calling your brother sweet and lovable you opened the door to testimony from anyone who doesnt think hes sweet and lovable,31 +146726,524,161,Seymour Skinner: (LEAPS TO FEET) The prosecution calls everyone in the world!,812000,TRUE,3,821,Seymour Skinner,GYMNASIUM,The prosecution calls everyone in the world!,the prosecution calls everyone in the world,7 +146727,524,162,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elemeNTARY - gym - day),825000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146728,524,163,"Seymour Skinner: Mr. Szyslak, what name did the defendant (INDICATING BART) ask for when he called you at your bar?",825000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Mr. Szyslak, what name did the defendant ask for when he called you at your bar?",mr szyslak what name did the defendant ask for when he called you at your bar,16 +146729,524,164,"Moe Szyslak: (SMALL, WOUNDED) He asked for, uh, Mike Rotch.",832000,TRUE,17,3,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elementary School,"He asked for, uh, Mike Rotch.",he asked for uh mike rotch,6 +146730,524,165,Seymour Skinner: And then what did you say?,836000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,And then what did you say?,and then what did you say,6 +146731,524,166,"Moe Szyslak: Well, I said, um... I said ""Mike Rotch. (VERY WOUNDED) Um, Mike Rotch."" And then, I... I'm sorry...",838000,TRUE,17,3,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, I said, um... I said ""Mike Rotch. Um, Mike Rotch."" And then, I... I'm sorry...",well i said um i said mike rotch um mike rotch and then i im sorry,16 +146732,524,167,Seymour Skinner: Take all the time you need.,848000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Take all the time you need.,take all the time you need,6 +146733,524,168,"Moe Szyslak: (WITH GREAT DIFFICULTY) I-I-I yelled out, ""Has anybody seen Mike Rotch?""",849000,TRUE,17,3,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elementary School,"I-I-I yelled out, ""Has anybody seen Mike Rotch?""",i-i-i yelled out has anybody seen mike rotch,8 +146734,524,169,School Courtroom: (CONFUSED MURMURS),849000,FALSE,6307,3,School Courtroom,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146735,524,170,"Moe Szyslak: (THROUGH SOBS) You see, they, they thought I was askin'... if anybody wanted to see... my... oh man, this is so painful... (TOTALLY DEVASTATED) my crotch.",849000,TRUE,17,3,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elementary School,"You see, they, they thought I was askin'... if anybody wanted to see... my... oh man, this is so painful... my crotch.",you see they they thought i was askin if anybody wanted to see my oh man this is so painful my crotch,22 +146736,524,171,School Courtroom: (SHOCKED GASP),849000,FALSE,6307,3,School Courtroom,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146737,524,172,Seymour Skinner: Thank you for your bravery today.,874000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Thank you for your bravery today.,thank you for your bravery today,6 +146738,524,173,Moe Szyslak: I just had to make sure that he never did this to another bartender.,876000,TRUE,17,3,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elementary School,I just had to make sure that he never did this to another bartender.,i just had to make sure that he never did this to another bartender,14 +146739,524,174,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - dining room - night),880000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146740,524,175,"Bart Simpson: Pass the gravy, Gloria Allwrong.",880000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Pass the gravy, Gloria Allwrong.",pass the gravy gloria allwrong,5 +146741,524,176,Lisa Simpson: The trial's not over and gravy is dead animal juice.,884000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,The trial's not over and gravy is dead animal juice.,the trials not over and gravy is dead animal juice,10 +146742,524,177,Lisa Simpson: Just remember this: a Simpson never gives up.,891000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Just remember this: a Simpson never gives up.,just remember this a simpson never gives up,8 +146743,524,178,Bart Simpson: (BIG LAUGHS),891000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146744,524,179,Homer Simpson: You gotta be kiddin'.,897000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You gotta be kiddin'.,you gotta be kiddin,4 +146745,524,180,Marge Simpson: (CHUCKLES AGAINST HER WILL),897000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146746,524,181,(Burns Manor: Ext. Burns's mansion - night),907000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +146747,524,182,C. Montgomery Burns: (HORRIFIED GASP) A civilian! She mustn't know I'm a hero! Gouge her eyes out!,907000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,A civilian! She mustn't know I'm a hero! Gouge her eyes out!,a civilian she mustnt know im a hero gouge her eyes out,12 +147883,528,213,Bart Simpson: (MOUTH FULL) My wha?,1019000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,My wha?,my wha,2 +146748,524,183,"Lisa Simpson: Mr. Burns, I came here because my brother is about to be wrongfully convicted. And the man I'm looking for would help me find the truth.",912000,TRUE,9,53,Lisa Simpson,Burns Manor,"Mr. Burns, I came here because my brother is about to be wrongfully convicted. And the man I'm looking for would help me find the truth.",mr burns i came here because my brother is about to be wrongfully convicted and the man im looking for would help me find the truth,26 +146749,524,184,C. Montgomery Burns: Don't you get it?! I don't care who you are or what you want.,921000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Don't you get it?! I don't care who you are or what you want.,dont you get it i dont care who you are or what you want,14 +146750,524,185,C. Montgomery Burns: Now get lost!,925000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Now get lost!,now get lost,3 +146751,524,186,Waylon Smithers: I think you just sent away the first person you could've actually helped.,928000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,I think you just sent away the first person you could've actually helped.,i think you just sent away the first person you couldve actually helped,13 +146752,524,187,"C. Montgomery Burns: What do you mean ""actually?"" I've punched out (PUNCHING MOTION) four Homer Simpson-shaped burglars tonight alone.",933000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"What do you mean ""actually?"" I've punched out four Homer Simpson-shaped burglars tonight alone.",what do you mean actually ive punched out four homer simpson-shaped burglars tonight alone,14 +146753,524,188,Waylon Smithers: All those crooks were fakes! Set up by me.,938000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,All those crooks were fakes! Set up by me.,all those crooks were fakes set up by me,9 +146754,524,189,C. Montgomery Burns: (STUNNED GASP) Even the abominable Doctor Lenny?,941000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Even the abominable Doctor Lenny?,even the abominable doctor lenny,5 +146755,524,190,"Waylon Smithers: No, he was a happy accident. But the rest were fakes, just like you. A man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod.",943000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"No, he was a happy accident. But the rest were fakes, just like you. A man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod.",no he was a happy accident but the rest were fakes just like you a man who claims to be a hero but is nothing more than a fraud with a cute little bod,34 +146756,524,191,"Waylon Smithers: They're calling for you, sir. But who's gonna answer?",953000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"They're calling for you, sir. But who's gonna answer?",theyre calling for you sir but whos gonna answer,9 +146757,524,192,Arnie Pye: Agh! What the hell is that?,960000,TRUE,222,53,Arnie Pye,Burns Manor,Agh! What the hell is that?,agh what the hell is that,6 +146758,524,193,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - laundry room - evening),971000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146759,524,194,Lisa Simpson: And so I've learned that the only true Batmen are Christian Bale and Adam West. Why are you washing Bumblebee Man's pants?,971000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,And so I've learned that the only true Batmen are Christian Bale and Adam West. Why are you washing Bumblebee Man's pants?,and so ive learned that the only true batmen are christian bale and adam west why are you washing bumblebee mans pants,22 +146760,524,195,Marge Simpson: I volunteered to wash the egg stains off everyone's clothes. (ROLLS EYES) It's one of those things you say and hope nobody takes you up on it.,978000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I volunteered to wash the egg stains off everyone's clothes. It's one of those things you say and hope nobody takes you up on it.,i volunteered to wash the egg stains off everyones clothes its one of those things you say and hope nobody takes you up on it,25 +146761,524,196,Lisa Simpson: That's odd.,986000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's odd.,thats odd,2 +146762,524,197,Marge Simpson: What's odd?,986000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What's odd?,whats odd,2 +146763,524,198,"Lisa Simpson: (QUICK, SERIOUS) This skirt has a small splatter...",988000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,This skirt has a small splatter...,this skirt has a small splatter,6 +146764,524,199,Marge Simpson: Splatter?,989000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Splatter?,splatter,1 +146765,524,200,"Lisa Simpson: Splatter, as if the egg had been crushed against it by hand--",989000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Splatter, as if the egg had been crushed against it by hand--",splatter as if the egg had been crushed against it by hand--,12 +146766,524,201,Chief Wiggum: I don't follow.,993000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,I don't follow.,i dont follow,3 +146767,524,202,Lisa Simpson: --like someone faked being hit so they wouldn't be a suspect.,994000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,--like someone faked being hit so they wouldn't be a suspect.,--like someone faked being hit so they wouldnt be a suspect,11 +146768,524,203,"Marge Simpson: (QUICK, SERIOUS) Interesting. Except you missed one thing.",996000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Interesting. Except you missed one thing.,interesting except you missed one thing,6 +146769,524,204,Lisa Simpson: What's that?,998000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What's that?,whats that,2 +146770,524,205,Marge Simpson: It's not a skirt. (DRAMATICALLY) It's a kilt!,998000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not a skirt. It's a kilt!,its not a skirt its a kilt,7 +146771,524,206,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - athletic fields - MORNING),1006000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146772,524,207,Groundskeeper Willie: Ah... the wood chipper. Is there any sweeter music?,1006000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Ah... the wood chipper. Is there any sweeter music?,ah the wood chipper is there any sweeter music,9 +146773,524,208,"Marge Simpson: Why'd you do it, Willie?",1009000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Why'd you do it, Willie?",whyd you do it willie,5 +146774,524,209,"Groundskeeper Willie: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Because the world is better off with four fewer Welshmen! Wait, what are we talking about?",1012000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Because the world is better off with four fewer Welshmen! Wait, what are we talking about?",because the world is better off with four fewer welshmen wait what are we talking about,16 +146775,524,210,Lisa Simpson: This kilt says you framed my brother! Why?,1016000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,This kilt says you framed my brother! Why?,this kilt says you framed my brother why,8 +146776,524,211,"Groundskeeper Willie: Because I hate Easter! You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian.",1020000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Because I hate Easter! You see, ladies, I'm not just a Presbyterian.",because i hate easter you see ladies im not just a presbyterian,12 +146777,524,212,"Groundskeeper Willie: I'm a Scottish, ""Old Believer"" Presbyterian.",1022000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm a Scottish, ""Old Believer"" Presbyterian.",im a scottish old believer presbyterian,6 +146778,524,213,"Groundskeeper Willie: Old believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles. Especially one named after the pagan god ""Eostre!""",1029000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Old believers don't recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles. Especially one named after the pagan god ""Eostre!""",old believers dont recognize holidays not celebrated by the original apostles especially one named after the pagan god eostre,19 +146779,524,214,Lisa Simpson: But how did you get the key?,1039000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,But how did you get the key?,but how did you get the key,7 +146780,524,215,Groundskeeper Willie: I made sweet love to Lunchlady Dora then copied the key as she slept.,1041000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,I made sweet love to Lunchlady Dora then copied the key as she slept.,i made sweet love to lunchlady dora then copied the key as she slept,14 +146781,524,216,(Groundskeeper Willie's Shack: Int. Willie's shack),1049000,FALSE,NA,1118,NA,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,NA,NA,NA +146782,524,217,"Groundskeeper Willie: Now, as for your evidence...",1049000,TRUE,404,1118,Groundskeeper Willie,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,"Now, as for your evidence...",now as for your evidence,5 +146783,524,218,Groundskeeper Willie: (EVIL SCOTTISH LAUGH),1049000,FALSE,404,1118,Groundskeeper Willie,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,NA,NA,NA +146784,524,219,C. Montgomery Burns: (INTENSE) Behold the pointed ears of justice!,1055000,TRUE,15,1118,C. Montgomery Burns,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,Behold the pointed ears of justice!,behold the pointed ears of justice,6 +146785,524,220,Groundskeeper Willie: (TERRIFIED SCREAM) A human fruit bat!,1060000,TRUE,404,1118,Groundskeeper Willie,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,A human fruit bat!,a human fruit bat,4 +146786,524,221,Groundskeeper Willie: He's so light -- it's like fighting a silk scarf... or a kimono sash!,1070000,TRUE,404,1118,Groundskeeper Willie,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,He's so light -- it's like fighting a silk scarf... or a kimono sash!,hes so light -- its like fighting a silk scarf or a kimono sash,14 +146787,524,222,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, feel the weightless tickle of justice!",1075000,TRUE,15,1118,C. Montgomery Burns,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,"Yes, feel the weightless tickle of justice!",yes feel the weightless tickle of justice,7 +146788,524,223,"C. Montgomery Burns: Which side won, good or evil?",1091000,TRUE,15,1118,C. Montgomery Burns,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,"Which side won, good or evil?",which side won good or evil,6 +146789,524,224,Waylon Smithers: Good.,1093000,TRUE,14,1118,Waylon Smithers,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,Good.,good,1 +146790,524,225,C. Montgomery Burns: And which side was I on?,1094000,TRUE,15,1118,C. Montgomery Burns,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,And which side was I on?,and which side was i on,6 +146791,524,226,"Waylon Smithers: Also, good.",1096000,TRUE,14,1118,Waylon Smithers,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,"Also, good.",also good,2 +146792,524,227,"C. Montgomery Burns: Well, there's two surprises!",1097000,TRUE,15,1118,C. Montgomery Burns,Groundskeeper Willie's Shack,"Well, there's two surprises!",well theres two surprises,4 +146793,524,228,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. sprINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - GYMNASIUM - continuous),1100000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146794,524,229,Janet Reno: Will the defendant please rise?,1100000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,Will the defendant please rise?,will the defendant please rise,5 +146795,524,230,Homer Simpson: It's amazing how much exercise I've gotten from those words.,1103000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,It's amazing how much exercise I've gotten from those words.,its amazing how much exercise ive gotten from those words,10 +146796,524,231,C. Montgomery Burns: Pause the inquisition!,1107000,TRUE,15,3,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School,Pause the inquisition!,pause the inquisition,3 +146797,524,232,School Courtroom: (GASP),1107000,FALSE,6307,3,School Courtroom,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146798,524,233,C. Montgomery Burns: Behold the real egg-flinging fiend!,1110000,TRUE,15,3,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School,Behold the real egg-flinging fiend!,behold the real egg-flinging fiend,5 +146799,524,234,"Groundskeeper Willie: Aye, 'tis true. I pulled the prank for some daft Scottish reason.",1112000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Aye, 'tis true. I pulled the prank for some daft Scottish reason.",aye tis true i pulled the prank for some daft scottish reason,12 +146800,524,235,Gary Chalmers: I'd fire that man if he weren't so damn good at what he does.,1117000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I'd fire that man if he weren't so damn good at what he does.,id fire that man if he werent so damn good at what he does,14 +146801,524,236,"Seymour Skinner: We have a school full of professionals, sir.",1121000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"We have a school full of professionals, sir.",we have a school full of professionals sir,8 +146802,524,237,Gary Chalmers: Really? Where is that school? Inside your head?,1123000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Really? Where is that school? Inside your head?,really where is that school inside your head,8 +146803,524,238,Janet Reno: Another mystery solved by Attorney General Janet Reno. Case dismissed!,1127000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,Another mystery solved by Attorney General Janet Reno. Case dismissed!,another mystery solved by attorney general janet reno case dismissed,10 +146804,524,239,"Bart Simpson: You saved me, Lis! For the rest of my life, you'll always be my ""one phone call.""",1133000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"You saved me, Lis! For the rest of my life, you'll always be my ""one phone call.""",you saved me lis for the rest of my life youll always be my one phone call,17 +146805,524,240,Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED) Aw... but I do hope you'll try to be good from now on.,1139000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Aw... but I do hope you'll try to be good from now on.,aw but i do hope youll try to be good from now on,13 +146806,524,241,Bart Simpson: Don't need to. I've got you.,1142000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Don't need to. I've got you.,dont need to ive got you,6 +146807,524,242,"Janet Reno: Children, let me be clear: despite what happened here, last-minute confessions, shackled Scotsmen and meddling billionaires are not how the legal system works. Well, the last one is.",1145000,TRUE,6304,3,Janet Reno,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, let me be clear: despite what happened here, last-minute confessions, shackled Scotsmen and meddling billionaires are not how the legal system works. Well, the last one is.",children let me be clear despite what happened here last-minute confessions shackled scotsmen and meddling billionaires are not how the legal system works well the last one is,28 +146808,524,243,Lisa Simpson: Today you were truly a hero. Thank you.,1156000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Today you were truly a hero. Thank you.,today you were truly a hero thank you,8 +146809,524,244,C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent.,1159000,TRUE,15,3,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School,Excellent.,excellent,1 +146810,524,245,"Lisa Simpson: You know, if you're gonna be a hero, you might not want to tent your fingers like that.",1160000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"You know, if you're gonna be a hero, you might not want to tent your fingers like that.",you know if youre gonna be a hero you might not want to tent your fingers like that,18 +146811,524,246,C. Montgomery Burns: Is this better?,1165000,TRUE,15,3,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School,Is this better?,is this better,3 +146812,524,247,Lisa Simpson: Maybe you should wrap your hands behind your head.,1166000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Maybe you should wrap your hands behind your head.,maybe you should wrap your hands behind your head,9 +146813,524,248,"C. Montgomery Burns: (CONSIDERING NOISE, THEN FED UP) Maybe I could wrap them around your gabby little throat!",1169000,TRUE,15,3,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School,Maybe I could wrap them around your gabby little throat!,maybe i could wrap them around your gabby little throat,10 +146814,524,249,Lisa Simpson: (PANICKED) Ah! Tenting! Tenting! Back to the tenting!,1171000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Ah! Tenting! Tenting! Back to the tenting!,ah tenting tenting back to the tenting,7 +146815,524,250,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - a little later),1178000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +146816,524,251,Moe Szyslak: Acquitted?! Then my nightmare isn't over? (SOBS),1178000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Acquitted?! Then my nightmare isn't over?,acquitted then my nightmare isnt over,6 +146817,524,252,Moe Szyslak: (TERRIFIED NOISES AND SOBBING),1178000,FALSE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +146818,524,253,(Prison Cell: int. prison cell - night),1211000,FALSE,NA,871,NA,Prison Cell,NA,NA,NA +146819,524,254,"Evil Scientist: Well, Fruit-Bat-Man, it seems you're no match for me, the Abominable Dr. Lenny!",1211000,TRUE,6308,871,Evil Scientist,Prison Cell,"Well, Fruit-Bat-Man, it seems you're no match for me, the Abominable Dr. Lenny!",well fruit-bat-man it seems youre no match for me the abominable dr lenny,13 +146820,524,255,(SUPER-HEADQUARTERS: int. super-headquarters - continuous),1211000,FALSE,NA,4200,NA,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,NA,NA,NA +146821,524,256,"Superspy: (SAMUEL L. JACKSON VOICE) Gentlemen, this threat is too great for just one elderly hero. We have no choice but to activate... the Octogenarian Initiative.",1211000,TRUE,6309,4200,Superspy,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,"Gentlemen, this threat is too great for just one elderly hero. We have no choice but to activate... the Octogenarian Initiative.",gentlemen this threat is too great for just one elderly hero we have no choice but to activate the octogenarian initiative,21 +146822,524,257,Superspy: The Rambler.,1219000,TRUE,6309,4200,Superspy,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,The Rambler.,the rambler,2 +146823,524,258,Grampa Simpson: And then there was the time I taught a dog to make oatmeal...,1221000,TRUE,31,4200,Grampa Simpson,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,And then there was the time I taught a dog to make oatmeal...,and then there was the time i taught a dog to make oatmeal,13 +146824,524,259,Superspy: Early Bird.,1226000,TRUE,6309,4200,Superspy,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,Early Bird.,early bird,2 +146825,524,260,Superspy: Hot Flash.,1226000,TRUE,6309,4200,Superspy,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,Hot Flash.,hot flash,2 +146826,524,261,Superspy: Iron Lung.,1226000,TRUE,6309,4200,Superspy,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,Iron Lung.,iron lung,2 +146827,524,262,Superspy: It is time to pull up... the Dependables.,1236000,TRUE,6309,4200,Superspy,SUPER-HEADQUARTERS,It is time to pull up... the Dependables.,it is time to pull up the dependables,8 +146828,524,263,(Demolished City: ext. demolished city - later),1244000,FALSE,NA,4201,NA,Demolished City,NA,NA,NA +146829,524,264,"C. Montgomery Burns: I open one, no trump.",1244000,TRUE,15,4201,C. Montgomery Burns,Demolished City,"I open one, no trump.",i open one no trump,5 +146830,524,265,Grampa Simpson: Double!,1246000,TRUE,31,4201,Grampa Simpson,Demolished City,Double!,double,1 +146831,524,266,C. Montgomery Burns: (GRIM) You've just made a powerful enemy.,1247000,TRUE,15,4201,C. Montgomery Burns,Demolished City,You've just made a powerful enemy.,youve just made a powerful enemy,6 +146832,525,0,(Space: ext. space - day),58000,FALSE,NA,691,NA,Space,NA,NA,NA +146833,525,1,"Narrator: (SLIGHTLY SARDONIC VOICE, LIKE NARRATOR IN DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES) What do women want? Throughout the her-story, that's right I said her-story, of planet Herth -- men have attempted to answer that question and failed. Or should I say ""maled?""",58000,TRUE,56,691,Narrator,Space,"What do women want? Throughout the her-story, that's right I said her-story, of planet Herth -- men have attempted to answer that question and failed. Or should I say ""maled?""",what do women want throughout the her-story thats right i said her-story of planet herth -- men have attempted to answer that question and failed or should i say maled,30 +146834,525,2,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear power plant - day),71000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +146835,525,3,"Homer Simpson: (COY CHUCKLE) Keep it under your hat, guys, but I've got a date with a married woman.",71000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Keep it under your hat, guys, but I've got a date with a married woman.",keep it under your hat guys but ive got a date with a married woman,15 +146836,525,4,Carl Carlson: Let me guess: is it Marge?,77000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Let me guess: is it Marge?,let me guess is it marge,6 +146837,525,5,Homer Simpson: (COY) Her husband's gonna be there too.,78000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Her husband's gonna be there too.,her husbands gonna be there too,6 +146838,525,6,Lenny Leonard: Got it. You and Marge.,81000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Got it. You and Marge.,got it you and marge,5 +146839,525,7,Homer Simpson: Give up? It's Marge -- (PROUD LAUGH) I'm having a lunch date with my wife.,83000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Give up? It's Marge -- I'm having a lunch date with my wife.,give up its marge -- im having a lunch date with my wife,13 +146840,525,8,"Carl Carlson: (FLAT) Good one. / Yeah, you got us, man.",87000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Good one. / Yeah, you got us, man.",good one yeah you got us man,7 +146841,525,9,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Date with my wife.,91000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Date with my wife.,date with my wife,4 +146842,525,10,"Carl Carlson: (CALLING AFTER HIM) Yeah, well I got plans for lunch too. I'm lying under a tree!",92000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, well I got plans for lunch too. I'm lying under a tree!",yeah well i got plans for lunch too im lying under a tree,13 +146843,525,11,Lenny Leonard: (SADLY) Everybody's got something.,96000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Everybody's got something.,everybodys got something,3 +146844,525,12,(SWANKYFISH: ext. SwankyFish - day - establishing - a little later),99000,FALSE,NA,4202,NA,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +146845,525,13,Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED) This is the coolest sushi restaurant in town! It got three-and-a-half stars in the Springfield Tire Guide!,99000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,This is the coolest sushi restaurant in town! It got three-and-a-half stars in the Springfield Tire Guide!,this is the coolest sushi restaurant in town it got three-and-a-half stars in the springfield tire guide,17 +146846,525,14,Homer Simpson: When we got married I promised you a life full of romance. Now here it is.,106000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,When we got married I promised you a life full of romance. Now here it is.,when we got married i promised you a life full of romance now here it is,16 +146847,525,15,Marge Simpson: (SLIGHTLY-DUBIOUS NOISE),106000,FALSE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +146848,525,16,Diners: (MOANS OF ECSTASY),106000,FALSE,1924,4202,Diners,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +146849,525,17,Chef Naziwa: Not fresh enough!,117000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,Not fresh enough!,not fresh enough,3 +146850,525,18,Male Diner: (A LITTLE SNOOTY) Can we get some soy sauce?,120000,TRUE,6311,4202,Male Diner,SWANKYFISH,Can we get some soy sauce?,can we get some soy sauce,6 +146851,525,19,Akira: (POLITE) We do not recommend soy sauce with that particular roll.,123000,TRUE,356,4202,Akira,SWANKYFISH,We do not recommend soy sauce with that particular roll.,we do not recommend soy sauce with that particular roll,10 +146852,525,20,Chef Naziwa: (FURIOUS) NO SOY SAUCE! You... and all your ancestors... banned!,130000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,NO SOY SAUCE! You... and all your ancestors... banned!,no soy sauce you and all your ancestors banned,9 +146853,525,21,Male Diner: But but I didn't--,137000,TRUE,6311,4202,Male Diner,SWANKYFISH,But but I didn't--,but but i didnt--,4 +146854,525,22,Chef Naziwa: Edamame them away!,138000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,Edamame them away!,edamame them away,3 +146855,525,23,Male Diner: (SMUG) You really think that's gonna get rid of us?,141000,TRUE,6311,4202,Male Diner,SWANKYFISH,You really think that's gonna get rid of us?,you really think thats gonna get rid of us,9 +146856,525,24,Chef Naziwa: How you like this soy sauce?! The customer is never right!,143000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,How you like this soy sauce?! The customer is never right!,how you like this soy sauce the customer is never right,11 +146857,525,25,"Marge Simpson: If they can be that rude, the food must be great!",149000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"If they can be that rude, the food must be great!",if they can be that rude the food must be great,11 +146858,525,26,Male Diner: I was just leaving a tip!,154000,TRUE,6311,4202,Male Diner,SWANKYFISH,I was just leaving a tip!,i was just leaving a tip,6 +146859,525,27,Chef Naziwa: Tip included! (BLASTS AGAIN),156000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,Tip included!,tip included,2 +146860,525,28,"Homer Simpson: Marge, this is amazing. I never realized some restaurants are better than others. (VORACIOUS EATING NOISES)",159000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Marge, this is amazing. I never realized some restaurants are better than others.",marge this is amazing i never realized some restaurants are better than others,13 +146861,525,29,Akira: I hope you are enjoying your sushi.,164000,TRUE,356,4202,Akira,SWANKYFISH,I hope you are enjoying your sushi.,i hope you are enjoying your sushi,7 +146862,525,30,Marge Simpson: It's as yummy as your poorly-produced local commercial said.,167000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,It's as yummy as your poorly-produced local commercial said.,its as yummy as your poorly-produced local commercial said,9 +146863,525,31,"Akira: I argued against that cowboy hat, but in the end, it worked.",172000,TRUE,356,4202,Akira,SWANKYFISH,"I argued against that cowboy hat, but in the end, it worked.",i argued against that cowboy hat but in the end it worked,12 +146864,525,32,Marge Simpson: So without the kids we can have sophisticated grownup talk.,178000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,So without the kids we can have sophisticated grownup talk.,so without the kids we can have sophisticated grownup talk,10 +146865,525,33,Homer Simpson: (EATING NOISES) Oh yeah.,181000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Oh yeah.,oh yeah,2 +146866,525,34,"Marge Simpson: Uh, I'm thinking of getting Maggie swimming lessons.",184000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Uh, I'm thinking of getting Maggie swimming lessons.",uh im thinking of getting maggie swimming lessons,8 +146867,525,35,Homer Simpson: Beats drowning. (EATING NOISES),186000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Beats drowning.,beats drowning,2 +146868,525,36,"Marge Simpson: (SHORT BEAT, THEN:) When God rested on the seventh day, did He take a nap or do a hobby He enjoyed?",187000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"When God rested on the seventh day, did He take a nap or do a hobby He enjoyed?",when god rested on the seventh day did he take a nap or do a hobby he enjoyed,18 +146869,525,37,Marge Simpson: (LOSING IT) I think I'm interesting!,195000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,I think I'm interesting!,i think im interesting,4 +146870,525,38,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH FULL) What? What? You're interesting. Why would you say that?,197000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,What? What? You're interesting. Why would you say that?,what what youre interesting why would you say that,9 +146871,525,39,Marge Simpson: (DISGUSTED) Can you chew with your mouth closed? It's like looking into a garbage disposal.,201000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Can you chew with your mouth closed? It's like looking into a garbage disposal.,can you chew with your mouth closed its like looking into a garbage disposal,14 +146872,525,40,"Homer Simpson: (SAD) Words hurt, you know.",206000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Words hurt, you know.",words hurt you know,4 +146873,525,41,Marge Simpson: (SAD NOISE) The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation.,215000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,The most romantic part of this was the hold music when I made the reservation.,the most romantic part of this was the hold music when i made the reservation,15 +146874,525,42,"Homer Simpson: Maybe it's time for a visit from Wally, the Kissing Walrus.",220000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Maybe it's time for a visit from Wally, the Kissing Walrus.",maybe its time for a visit from wally the kissing walrus,11 +146875,525,43,Homer Simpson: (AMOROUS WALRUS NOISES),220000,FALSE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +146876,525,44,Narrator: Everything has its breaking point... even the strongest substance in the universe... a married mother of three.,229000,TRUE,56,4202,Narrator,SWANKYFISH,Everything has its breaking point... even the strongest substance in the universe... a married mother of three.,everything has its breaking point even the strongest substance in the universe a married mother of three,17 +146877,525,45,"Marge Simpson: That usually works, but not today.",236000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"That usually works, but not today.",that usually works but not today,6 +146878,525,46,Homer Simpson: Uh-oh.,239000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +146879,525,47,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch but it's become terribly ocuous.",240000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Marge, I thought this was an innocuous lunch but it's become terribly ocuous.",marge i thought this was an innocuous lunch but its become terribly ocuous,13 +146880,525,48,"Homer Simpson: Conversation, conversation... you look great.",245000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Conversation, conversation... you look great.",conversation conversation you look great,5 +146881,525,49,"Homer Simpson: And uh, how was your day?",249000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"And uh, how was your day?",and uh how was your day,6 +146882,525,50,Marge Simpson: Lousy.,250000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Lousy.,lousy,1 +146883,525,51,"Homer Simpson: You can't spell ""lousy"" without ""us.""",252000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"You can't spell ""lousy"" without ""us.""",you cant spell lousy without us,6 +146884,525,52,Marge Simpson: I'm going to take a cab.,252000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,I'm going to take a cab.,im going to take a cab,6 +146885,525,53,"Homer Simpson: Marge, wait!",257000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Marge, wait!",marge wait,2 +146886,525,54,"Homer Simpson: Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.",259000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Listen, we swore we'd never go to sleep angry at each other.",listen we swore wed never go to sleep angry at each other,12 +146887,525,55,Marge Simpson: I'm not going to sleep!,263000,TRUE,1,4202,Marge Simpson,SWANKYFISH,I'm not going to sleep!,im not going to sleep,5 +146888,525,56,"Homer Simpson: Well, you didn't have two beers with your lunch. (STIFLES A YAWN)",265000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Well, you didn't have two beers with your lunch.",well you didnt have two beers with your lunch,9 +146889,525,57,"Homer Simpson: Oh my God! A marriage so perfect that I could take it for granted for years, suddenly explodes. What do I do?! What do I do?!",272000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Oh my God! A marriage so perfect that I could take it for granted for years, suddenly explodes. What do I do?! What do I do?!",oh my god a marriage so perfect that i could take it for granted for years suddenly explodes what do i do what do i do,26 +146890,525,58,"Narrator: For a man confronted with danger, two responses immediately come to mind.",280000,TRUE,56,4202,Narrator,SWANKYFISH,"For a man confronted with danger, two responses immediately come to mind.",for a man confronted with danger two responses immediately come to mind,12 +146891,525,59,Homer Simpson: I like that picture of the sneaker with wings. I'm gonna flee!,285000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,I like that picture of the sneaker with wings. I'm gonna flee!,i like that picture of the sneaker with wings im gonna flee,12 +146892,525,60,"Homer Simpson: (PANTS, THEN:) Where's an electric sidewalk when you need one?",293000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Where's an electric sidewalk when you need one?,wheres an electric sidewalk when you need one,8 +146893,525,61,Homer Simpson: (DRAMATIC) Fleeing didn't work. I have no choice. I will have to... (POWERFUL) do whatever the other thing was!!!,296000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Fleeing didn't work. I have no choice. I will have to... do whatever the other thing was!!!,fleeing didnt work i have no choice i will have to do whatever the other thing was,17 +146894,525,62,"Narrator: As Homer prepares to fight for his marriage, another battle between the sexes begins.",304000,TRUE,56,4202,Narrator,SWANKYFISH,"As Homer prepares to fight for his marriage, another battle between the sexes begins.",as homer prepares to fight for his marriage another battle between the sexes begins,14 +146895,525,63,Narrator: On the other side...of Springfield.,309000,TRUE,56,4202,Narrator,SWANKYFISH,On the other side...of Springfield.,on the other sideof springfield,5 +146896,525,64,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - cafeteria - day),316000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +146897,525,65,"Milhouse's Thoughts: Just once I wish Lisa would get up, come over and sit next to me. (SHE GETS UP THEN HEADS OVER) She's getting up! She's coming over! This is a nightmare!",316000,TRUE,2105,3,Milhouse's Thoughts,Springfield Elementary School,"Just once I wish Lisa would get up, come over and sit next to me. She's getting up! She's coming over! This is a nightmare!",just once i wish lisa would get up come over and sit next to me shes getting up shes coming over this is a nightmare,25 +146898,525,66,Lisa Simpson: I think our lunches got mixed up.,325000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I think our lunches got mixed up.,i think our lunches got mixed up,7 +146899,525,67,"Bart Simpson: Oh, I'm sorry, that means I threw yours out. But I still have a couple of your mini carrots.",327000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, I'm sorry, that means I threw yours out. But I still have a couple of your mini carrots.",oh im sorry that means i threw yours out but i still have a couple of your mini carrots,19 +146900,525,68,Bart Simpson: What's the matter? Not a vegetarian?,334000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What's the matter? Not a vegetarian?,whats the matter not a vegetarian,6 +146901,525,69,Lisa Simpson: Milhouse? Got anything good?,336000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Milhouse? Got anything good?,milhouse got anything good,4 +146902,525,70,"Milhouse Van Houten: Sure! I've got goulash, schnitzel, salmagundi...",338000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Sure! I've got goulash, schnitzel, salmagundi...",sure ive got goulash schnitzel salmagundi,6 +146903,525,71,"Lisa Simpson: Ooh, a cupcake!",343000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Ooh, a cupcake!",ooh a cupcake,3 +146904,525,72,Milhouse Van Houten: Oh yeah... um... do you want it?,345000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Oh yeah... um... do you want it?,oh yeah um do you want it,7 +146905,525,73,Milhouse's Thoughts: I'm going to give up my cupcake for one second of attention. Isn't there a better way to relate to a girl?,350000,TRUE,2105,3,Milhouse's Thoughts,Springfield Elementary School,I'm going to give up my cupcake for one second of attention. Isn't there a better way to relate to a girl?,im going to give up my cupcake for one second of attention isnt there a better way to relate to a girl,22 +146906,525,74,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: int. krabappel's class - day),360000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146907,525,75,Stella: Go wash up and help me clear the table.,360000,TRUE,6312,573,Stella,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Go wash up and help me clear the table.,go wash up and help me clear the table,9 +146908,525,76,"Stanley Kowalski: (BRANDO VOICE, FOOD IN MOUTH) Now, that's how I clear the table!",364000,TRUE,6313,573,Stanley Kowalski,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Now, that's how I clear the table!",now thats how i clear the table,7 +146909,525,77,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: He could board my streetcar any time. (RAISING EYEBROW),367000,TRUE,40,573,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,He could board my streetcar any time.,he could board my streetcar any time,7 +146910,525,78,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (GIGGLE),367000,FALSE,40,573,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146911,525,79,Martin Prince: Why doesn't Blanche go for that delightful Karl Malden?,375000,TRUE,38,573,Martin Prince,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Why doesn't Blanche go for that delightful Karl Malden?,why doesnt blanche go for that delightful karl malden,9 +146912,525,80,"Nelson Muntz: Who, Potato Nose? Forget it!",378000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Who, Potato Nose? Forget it!",who potato nose forget it,5 +146913,525,81,"Nelson Muntz: For some stupid reason, chicks dig Brando. Sweaty clothes and mumbling? (SIGHS) I've been wasting my time with this sophisticated act.",381000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"For some stupid reason, chicks dig Brando. Sweaty clothes and mumbling? I've been wasting my time with this sophisticated act.",for some stupid reason chicks dig brando sweaty clothes and mumbling ive been wasting my time with this sophisticated act,20 +146914,525,82,"Milhouse Van Houten: Lisa, you can't have my cupcake.",396000,TRUE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Lisa, you can't have my cupcake.",lisa you cant have my cupcake,6 +146915,525,83,Lisa Simpson: (VERY SURPRISED NOISE),396000,FALSE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146916,525,84,"Milhouse Van Houten: You heard me, Duchess. It's mine and I'm saving it.",400000,TRUE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"You heard me, Duchess. It's mine and I'm saving it.",you heard me duchess its mine and im saving it,10 +146917,525,85,"Lisa Simpson: Oh. Okay. If you'll excuse me, I have to go think of you in a different light.",404000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Oh. Okay. If you'll excuse me, I have to go think of you in a different light.",oh okay if youll excuse me i have to go think of you in a different light,17 +146918,525,86,Milhouse Van Houten: (SADLY) Great. She's never gonna talk to me again.,410000,TRUE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Great. She's never gonna talk to me again.,great shes never gonna talk to me again,8 +146919,525,87,"Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry I was inconsiderate, Milhouse. And furthermore, I respect you more for saying ""no.""",413000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"I'm sorry I was inconsiderate, Milhouse. And furthermore, I respect you more for saying ""no.""",im sorry i was inconsiderate milhouse and furthermore i respect you more for saying no,15 +146920,525,88,"Milhouse Van Houten: (CHUCKLES TO SELF) Tell ya what, babe. Why don't you get me a milk?",421000,TRUE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Tell ya what, babe. Why don't you get me a milk?",tell ya what babe why dont you get me a milk,11 +146921,525,89,"Bart Simpson: (WHISPERED) Milhouse, where are you going with this?",423000,TRUE,8,573,Bart Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Milhouse, where are you going with this?",milhouse where are you going with this,7 +146922,525,90,Milhouse Van Houten: Playing the biggest hunch of my life.,428000,TRUE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Playing the biggest hunch of my life.,playing the biggest hunch of my life,7 +146923,525,91,Lisa Simpson: (RETURNING) I just have one thing to say...,431000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,I just have one thing to say...,i just have one thing to say,7 +146924,525,92,Lisa Simpson: Chocolate or regular?,431000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Chocolate or regular?,chocolate or regular,3 +146925,525,93,Lisa Simpson: Why am I doing this?,436000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Why am I doing this?,why am i doing this,5 +147040,525,208,School Therapist: I don't want a PhD! I want a baby!,954000,TRUE,6315,4204,School Therapist,Chef Naziwa's Bedroom,I don't want a PhD! I want a baby!,i dont want a phd i want a baby,9 +148012,529,75,Marge Simpson: (HOPEFUL) In-ground?,295000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,In-ground?,in-ground,1 +146926,525,94,"Stanley Kowalski Milhouse: (BRANDO VOICE) What are you doin', goin' to Wisconsin for the milk? I've seen cafeteria ketchup move faster.",438000,TRUE,6314,573,Stanley Kowalski Milhouse,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"What are you doin', goin' to Wisconsin for the milk? I've seen cafeteria ketchup move faster.",what are you doin goin to wisconsin for the milk ive seen cafeteria ketchup move faster,16 +146927,525,95,Lisa Simpson: (SWOONS),438000,FALSE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +146928,525,96,Milhouse Van Houten: Who knew having a backbone was attractive?,451000,TRUE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Who knew having a backbone was attractive?,who knew having a backbone was attractive,7 +146929,525,97,Seymour Skinner: Certainly not I. It would change the way my suits fit.,453000,TRUE,3,573,Seymour Skinner,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Certainly not I. It would change the way my suits fit.,certainly not i it would change the way my suits fit,11 +146930,525,98,"Lisa Simpson: Milhouse, you'll probably think this is lame, but I was gonna go for a nature walk after school and I thought maybe you'd like to...",457000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Milhouse, you'll probably think this is lame, but I was gonna go for a nature walk after school and I thought maybe you'd like to...",milhouse youll probably think this is lame but i was gonna go for a nature walk after school and i thought maybe youd like to,25 +146931,525,99,Milhouse Van Houten: Just start nature-walking. See if I show up.,464000,TRUE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Just start nature-walking. See if I show up.,just start nature-walking see if i show up,8 +146932,525,100,"Narrator: Milhouse has made his choice, and if there's any justice, he's doomed. Now, let's see what Maggie's up to.",468000,TRUE,56,573,Narrator,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Milhouse has made his choice, and if there's any justice, he's doomed. Now, let's see what Maggie's up to.",milhouse has made his choice and if theres any justice hes doomed now lets see what maggies up to,19 +146933,525,101,Narrator: Moving on...,476000,TRUE,56,573,Narrator,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Moving on...,moving on,2 +146934,525,102,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - day),477000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +146935,525,103,Marge Simpson: Why are all his laundry basket shots three point attempts?,477000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why are all his laundry basket shots three point attempts?,why are all his laundry basket shots three point attempts,10 +146936,525,104,Marge Simpson: What are you doing home from work?,485000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you doing home from work?,what are you doing home from work,7 +146937,525,105,"Homer Simpson: I'm fightin' for ya, babe. Fighting like I would for the last slice of cold pizza in the box. And to show you how serious I am...",488000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm fightin' for ya, babe. Fighting like I would for the last slice of cold pizza in the box. And to show you how serious I am...",im fightin for ya babe fighting like i would for the last slice of cold pizza in the box and to show you how serious i am,27 +146938,525,106,Marge Simpson: (SKEPTICAL) From the gas station?,496000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,From the gas station?,from the gas station,4 +146939,525,107,Homer Simpson: (PROUDLY) From the place beside the gas station!,498000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,From the place beside the gas station!,from the place beside the gas station,7 +146940,525,108,"Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Well, that does sound good...",502000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, that does sound good...",well that does sound good,5 +146941,525,109,Marge Simpson: I'll just stick this in your apology card drawer.,505000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll just stick this in your apology card drawer.,ill just stick this in your apology card drawer,9 +146942,525,110,"Marge Simpson: No! I'm tired of your broken promises! ""Marge, I'm gonna lose ten pounds."" ""Sweetie, I'll be home at eight p.m."" ""Sweetie, I'll be home at eight a.m."" (MEANINGFUL BEAT) ""I'll take you out to the most romantic lunch of your life."" I'm done!",515000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No! I'm tired of your broken promises! ""Marge, I'm gonna lose ten pounds."" ""Sweetie, I'll be home at eight p.m."" ""Sweetie, I'll be home at eight a.m."" ""I'll take you out to the most romantic lunch of your life."" I'm done!",no im tired of your broken promises marge im gonna lose ten pounds sweetie ill be home at eight pm sweetie ill be home at eight am ill take you out to the most romantic lunch of your life im done,41 +146943,525,111,Homer Simpson: Marge was so happy when I made those promises. What changed?,536000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Marge was so happy when I made those promises. What changed?,marge was so happy when i made those promises what changed,11 +146944,525,112,(BASE OF A WATERFALL: ext. base of a waterfalL - day),536000,FALSE,NA,4203,NA,BASE OF A WATERFALL,NA,NA,NA +146945,525,113,"Lisa Simpson: (STARTLED, THEN:) Milhouse, seeing you there... saying nothing... it's the cutest you've ever been.",536000,TRUE,9,4203,Lisa Simpson,BASE OF A WATERFALL,"Milhouse, seeing you there... saying nothing... it's the cutest you've ever been.",milhouse seeing you there saying nothing its the cutest youve ever been,12 +146946,525,114,Milhouse Van Houten: Um...,541000,TRUE,25,4203,Milhouse Van Houten,BASE OF A WATERFALL,Um...,um,1 +146947,525,115,"Lisa Simpson: Hush, sweet boy. Let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows.",542000,TRUE,9,4203,Lisa Simpson,BASE OF A WATERFALL,"Hush, sweet boy. Let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows.",hush sweet boy let me get lost in the blue of your eyebrows,13 +146948,525,116,Milhouse Van Houten: (IMITATING BRANDO) Whatever. Did you bring me that sandwich what I sent you out for?,546000,TRUE,25,4203,Milhouse Van Houten,BASE OF A WATERFALL,Whatever. Did you bring me that sandwich what I sent you out for?,whatever did you bring me that sandwich what i sent you out for,13 +146949,525,117,Lisa Simpson: (HOLDS UP SANDWICH) It came with fries or salad.,551000,TRUE,9,4203,Lisa Simpson,BASE OF A WATERFALL,It came with fries or salad.,it came with fries or salad,6 +146950,525,118,"Milhouse Van Houten: (IMITATING BRANDO) Whichever you picked, you picked wrong.",553000,TRUE,25,4203,Milhouse Van Houten,BASE OF A WATERFALL,"Whichever you picked, you picked wrong.",whichever you picked you picked wrong,6 +146951,525,119,"Lisa Simpson: Well I wasn't sure, so I got both. (ADORING CHUCKLE) Who knows her little Milhouse?",555000,TRUE,9,4203,Lisa Simpson,BASE OF A WATERFALL,"Well I wasn't sure, so I got both. Who knows her little Milhouse?",well i wasnt sure so i got both who knows her little milhouse,13 +146952,525,120,"Milhouse's Thoughts: (MILHOUSE VOICE) I'm acting like a jerk, and Lisa's eating it up. Why don't I feel good? I need advice from the most important woman in my life.",559000,TRUE,2105,4203,Milhouse's Thoughts,BASE OF A WATERFALL,"I'm acting like a jerk, and Lisa's eating it up. Why don't I feel good? I need advice from the most important woman in my life.",im acting like a jerk and lisas eating it up why dont i feel good i need advice from the most important woman in my life,26 +146953,525,121,(Hallway: int. hallway - later),567000,FALSE,NA,137,NA,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +146954,525,122,(Therapist's Office: Int. therapist's office - continuous),567000,FALSE,NA,3319,NA,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +146955,525,123,"Milhouse Van Houten: ...so everything was going great, and then I wondered if the me she likes is the real me.",567000,TRUE,25,3319,Milhouse Van Houten,Therapist's Office,"...so everything was going great, and then I wondered if the me she likes is the real me.",so everything was going great and then i wondered if the me she likes is the real me,18 +146956,525,124,"School Therapist: Well, let me say this is the first time you've been brave enough to sit in this office without a bunny in your lap.",574000,TRUE,6315,3319,School Therapist,Therapist's Office,"Well, let me say this is the first time you've been brave enough to sit in this office without a bunny in your lap.",well let me say this is the first time youve been brave enough to sit in this office without a bunny in your lap,24 +146957,525,125,Milhouse Van Houten: (PANICKED) Where is the bunny?!,580000,TRUE,25,3319,Milhouse Van Houten,Therapist's Office,Where is the bunny?!,where is the bunny,4 +146958,525,126,School Therapist: He's in the closet. He's fine.,582000,TRUE,6315,3319,School Therapist,Therapist's Office,He's in the closet. He's fine.,hes in the closet hes fine,6 +146959,525,127,"School Therapist: I'm over here, Milhouse. Focus.",584000,TRUE,6315,3319,School Therapist,Therapist's Office,"I'm over here, Milhouse. Focus.",im over here milhouse focus,5 +146960,525,128,"Milhouse Van Houten: You've gotta help me, Doc. I just don't know what to do.",587000,TRUE,25,3319,Milhouse Van Houten,Therapist's Office,"You've gotta help me, Doc. I just don't know what to do.",youve gotta help me doc i just dont know what to do,12 +146961,525,129,"School Therapist: Don't worry, I'm here for you, and I'll be here for as long as it takes.",591000,TRUE,6315,3319,School Therapist,Therapist's Office,"Don't worry, I'm here for you, and I'll be here for as long as it takes.",dont worry im here for you and ill be here for as long as it takes,16 +146962,525,130,School Therapist: (LISTENS) I'm fired?! (TO MILHOUSE) You're on your own. (INTO PHONE) I'll clean out my office immediately.,596000,TRUE,6315,3319,School Therapist,Therapist's Office,I'm fired?! You're on your own. I'll clean out my office immediately.,im fired youre on your own ill clean out my office immediately,12 +146963,525,131,Milhouse Van Houten: (IMITATING BRANDO) I'll show you how to clean out an office!,602000,TRUE,25,3319,Milhouse Van Houten,Therapist's Office,I'll show you how to clean out an office!,ill show you how to clean out an office,9 +146964,525,132,"School Therapist: (TURNED-ON NOISE, DESPITE HERSELF) I don't usually say this to kids, but don't be yourself. Because yourself is not working. Be that guy you just were.",606000,TRUE,6315,3319,School Therapist,Therapist's Office,"I don't usually say this to kids, but don't be yourself. Because yourself is not working. Be that guy you just were.",i dont usually say this to kids but dont be yourself because yourself is not working be that guy you just were,22 +146965,525,133,Milhouse Van Houten: (NODS) Gotcha.,614000,TRUE,25,3319,Milhouse Van Houten,Therapist's Office,Gotcha.,gotcha,1 +146966,525,134,"Milhouse Van Houten: I love you, Fluffy Fella.",622000,TRUE,25,3319,Milhouse Van Houten,Therapist's Office,"I love you, Fluffy Fella.",i love you fluffy fella,5 +146967,525,135,School Therapist: I just got fired! I need it more than you.,625000,TRUE,6315,3319,School Therapist,Therapist's Office,I just got fired! I need it more than you.,i just got fired i need it more than you,10 +146968,525,136,"Milhouse Van Houten: (À LA BRANDO YELLING ""STELLA"") Fluffy Fella! FELLA!!!",628000,TRUE,25,3319,Milhouse Van Houten,Therapist's Office,Fluffy Fella! FELLA!!!,fluffy fella fella,3 +146969,525,137,(Street: Ext. street - day),632000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +146970,525,138,"Narrator: Meanwhile, Homer was doing something very difficult for him -- thinking.",632000,TRUE,56,1,Narrator,Street,"Meanwhile, Homer was doing something very difficult for him -- thinking.",meanwhile homer was doing something very difficult for him -- thinking,11 +146971,525,139,"Homer Simpson: How do I win Marge over? (THINKS) I could get her kids to like me! (RECONSIDERS) No, that ship has sailed.",637000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,"How do I win Marge over? I could get her kids to like me! No, that ship has sailed.",how do i win marge over i could get her kids to like me no that ship has sailed,19 +146972,525,140,"Narrator: Fortunately, the modern man has a third alternative.",646000,TRUE,56,1,Narrator,Street,"Fortunately, the modern man has a third alternative.",fortunately the modern man has a third alternative,8 +146973,525,141,Homer Simpson: Hm. Would it make a woman happy to do the things she asked you to do?,650000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,Hm. Would it make a woman happy to do the things she asked you to do?,hm would it make a woman happy to do the things she asked you to do,16 +146974,525,142,Homer Simpson: (INSPIRED) I think it would! (EXAMINES LIST),656000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,I think it would!,i think it would,4 +146975,525,143,Homer Simpson: Searchy? Where can I find brake fluid?,658000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,Searchy? Where can I find brake fluid?,searchy where can i find brake fluid,7 +146976,525,144,Searchy: (SIRI-TYPE VOICE) There are... fourteen... taco Joes in your area.,661000,TRUE,6316,1,Searchy,Street,There are... fourteen... taco Joes in your area.,there are fourteen taco joes in your area,8 +146977,525,145,Homer Simpson: That was yesterday.,665000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,That was yesterday.,that was yesterday,3 +146978,525,146,"Searchy: ""Yesterday"" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.",666000,TRUE,6316,1,Searchy,Street,"""Yesterday"" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney.",yesterday by john lennon and paul mccartney,7 +146979,525,147,Homer Simpson: Where can I find a better voice-activated search machine?,670000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,Where can I find a better voice-activated search machine?,where can i find a better voice-activated search machine,9 +146980,525,148,Homer Simpson: (SAD NOISE) I can't please any woman.,674000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,I can't please any woman.,i cant please any woman,5 +146982,525,150,"Lisa Simpson: Milhouse, I'm not sure why you left me in the forest, so I made cookies. But I didn't know what kind you liked, so I made you seven kinds. (GASPS) I've become my mother! (IMITATING MARGE:) Well, common sense never goes out of style (MARGE-LIKE MURMUR, THEN BACK TO LISA PANICKED) That was too easy!",680000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Milhouse, I'm not sure why you left me in the forest, so I made cookies. But I didn't know what kind you liked, so I made you seven kinds. I've become my mother! Well, common sense never goes out of style That was too easy!",milhouse im not sure why you left me in the forest so i made cookies but i didnt know what kind you liked so i made you seven kinds ive become my mother well common sense never goes out of style that was too easy,45 +146983,525,151,"Milhouse Van Houten: (CALLING OUT) Lisa! Did you see Marlon Brando in ""Mutiny on the Bounty?""",695000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Lisa! Did you see Marlon Brando in ""Mutiny on the Bounty?""",lisa did you see marlon brando in mutiny on the bounty,11 +146984,525,152,Lisa Simpson: No. Nobody did.,700000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,No. Nobody did.,no nobody did,3 +146985,525,153,Milhouse Van Houten: Then this is just me!,702000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Then this is just me!,then this is just me,5 +146986,525,154,Milhouse Van Houten: Ta-da!,709000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Ta-da!,ta-da,1 +146987,525,155,Lisa Simpson: Bart! Milhouse!,712000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! Milhouse!,bart milhouse,2 +146988,525,156,"Homer Simpson: Okay, let's see how straight it is.",724000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, let's see how straight it is.",okay lets see how straight it is,7 +146989,525,157,Grampa Simpson: Guess who's coming to dinner!,729000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Guess who's coming to dinner!,guess whos coming to dinner,5 +146990,525,158,Homer Simpson: (MAD) What have I told you about comical entrances?,731000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What have I told you about comical entrances?,what have i told you about comical entrances,8 +146991,525,159,Grampa Simpson: Sorry. But you never said anything about comical exits!,733000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Sorry. But you never said anything about comical exits!,sorry but you never said anything about comical exits,9 +146992,525,160,"Marge Simpson: Homie, what are you doing?",741000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, what are you doing?",homie what are you doing,5 +146993,525,161,"Homer Simpson: I'm planing (PLANE-ING) down that door that always sticks. I put training wheels on Bart's bike, and made an appointment with the dermatologist to see about my slowly-receding hairline.",742000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm planing down that door that always sticks. I put training wheels on Bart's bike, and made an appointment with the dermatologist to see about my slowly-receding hairline.",im planing down that door that always sticks i put training wheels on barts bike and made an appointment with the dermatologist to see about my slowly-receding hairline,28 +146994,525,162,Marge Simpson: (SADLY) Homer...,753000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer...,homer,1 +146995,525,163,"Homer Simpson: Yes, my love?",754000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, my love?",yes my love,3 +146996,525,164,Marge Simpson: This list is from six years ago.,756000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This list is from six years ago.,this list is from six years ago,7 +146997,525,165,"Homer Simpson: Oh. Well, you know how in the Special Olympics they give medals just for showing up?",759000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh. Well, you know how in the Special Olympics they give medals just for showing up?",oh well you know how in the special olympics they give medals just for showing up,16 +146998,525,166,Marge Simpson: How many times do I have to tell you to quit comparing our relationship to the Special Olympics?,764000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,How many times do I have to tell you to quit comparing our relationship to the Special Olympics?,how many times do i have to tell you to quit comparing our relationship to the special olympics,18 +146999,525,167,Narrator: When all is lost a man's mind turns to one thing and one thing only.,770000,TRUE,56,5,Narrator,Simpson Home,When all is lost a man's mind turns to one thing and one thing only.,when all is lost a mans mind turns to one thing and one thing only,15 +147000,525,168,(SWANKYFISH: Int. SwankyFish - early evening),776000,FALSE,NA,4202,NA,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +147001,525,169,Chef Naziwa: What fish may I deplete from our oceans for your passing pleasure? Perhaps some shark fin soup? Whale tonsils? Baby dolphin blowhole? Turtle smile?,776000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,What fish may I deplete from our oceans for your passing pleasure? Perhaps some shark fin soup? Whale tonsils? Baby dolphin blowhole? Turtle smile?,what fish may i deplete from our oceans for your passing pleasure perhaps some shark fin soup whale tonsils baby dolphin blowhole turtle smile,24 +147002,525,170,"Homer Simpson: I'd like a lot of food, and for this to be the last decision I have to make.",787000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"I'd like a lot of food, and for this to be the last decision I have to make.",id like a lot of food and for this to be the last decision i have to make,18 +147003,525,171,Chef Naziwa: (AGREEING NOISE) You want omakase: chef's choice.,791000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,You want omakase: chef's choice.,you want omakase chefs choice,5 +147004,525,172,Homer Simpson: You're all I have left. I trust you completely.,794000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,You're all I have left. I trust you completely.,youre all i have left i trust you completely,9 +147005,525,173,Chef Naziwa: And I you. Let me run your credit card to celebrate that trust.,798000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,And I you. Let me run your credit card to celebrate that trust.,and i you let me run your credit card to celebrate that trust,13 +147006,525,174,Homer Simpson: Okay... this should do it.,803000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Okay... this should do it.,okay this should do it,5 +147007,525,175,"Chef Naziwa: Thank you, Mr. Franders.",806000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,"Thank you, Mr. Franders.",thank you mr franders,4 +147008,525,176,(Simpson Backyard: ext. simpson backyard - continuous),810000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +147009,525,177,"Bart Simpson: Lis, you saved us!",810000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Lis, you saved us!",lis you saved us,4 +147010,525,178,"Lisa Simpson: Milhouse, are you okay?",812000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Milhouse, are you okay?",milhouse are you okay,4 +147011,525,179,"Brando's Head: (BRANDO VOICE) Milhouse, for Superman Two, I got five million dollars for three days work. So don't expect any more free advice from me.",814000,TRUE,6317,44,Brando's Head,Simpson Backyard,"Milhouse, for Superman Two, I got five million dollars for three days work. So don't expect any more free advice from me.",milhouse for superman two i got five million dollars for three days work so dont expect any more free advice from me,22 +147012,525,180,"""KARL MALDEN"": (KARL MALDEN VOICE) How about me? Potato nose?",823000,TRUE,6318,44,KARL MALDEN,Simpson Backyard,How about me? Potato nose?,how about me potato nose,5 +147013,525,181,Milhouse Van Houten: Uh... later!,827000,TRUE,25,44,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Backyard,Uh... later!,uh later,2 +147014,525,182,(SWANKYFISH: Int. SwankyFish - evening),835000,FALSE,NA,4202,NA,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +147015,525,183,Homer Simpson: (SAD SIGH),835000,FALSE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +147016,525,184,Chef Naziwa: I see tears in your toro.,835000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,I see tears in your toro.,i see tears in your toro,6 +147017,525,185,Homer Simpson: Marriage is so tough. Every second it could explode catastrophically. Makes me not want to come home from my job at the nuclear plant.,837000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Marriage is so tough. Every second it could explode catastrophically. Makes me not want to come home from my job at the nuclear plant.,marriage is so tough every second it could explode catastrophically makes me not want to come home from my job at the nuclear plant,24 +147018,525,186,Chef Naziwa: I say marriage is like fish. There are parts so delicious they could've been sliced from angels...and parts we make into omakase.,845000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,I say marriage is like fish. There are parts so delicious they could've been sliced from angels...and parts we make into omakase.,i say marriage is like fish there are parts so delicious they couldve been sliced from angelsand parts we make into omakase,22 +147019,525,187,Homer Simpson: Omakase? (TRYING TO RECALL) Where have I heard that word before?,855000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Omakase? Where have I heard that word before?,omakase where have i heard that word before,8 +147020,525,188,Chef Naziwa: You haven't! Now finish your omakase.,859000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,You haven't! Now finish your omakase.,you havent now finish your omakase,6 +147021,525,189,"Chef Naziwa: Although we have but one ocean, it offers many special delights.",861000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,"Although we have but one ocean, it offers many special delights.",although we have but one ocean it offers many special delights,11 +147022,525,190,Piece Of Sushi: (TINY JAPANESE SCREAM),861000,FALSE,6319,4202,Piece Of Sushi,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +147023,525,191,Homer Simpson: Wow. Wow. This is the most delicious analogy I've ever eaten. (GETTING IDEA NOISE) I need to share this insight with Marge. Put this in your finest Styrofoam!,870000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Wow. Wow. This is the most delicious analogy I've ever eaten. I need to share this insight with Marge. Put this in your finest Styrofoam!,wow wow this is the most delicious analogy ive ever eaten i need to share this insight with marge put this in your finest styrofoam,25 +147024,525,192,"GHIBLI-ESQUE CREATURES: (CHEERS TURNING INTO MUFFLED, ""WHAT IS THIS?"", GETTING-PACKED NOISES WITH JAPANESE ACCENTS)",870000,FALSE,6320,4202,GHIBLI-ESQUE CREATURES,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +147025,525,193,"Homer Simpson: Once again, by eating alone I have saved my marriage.",884000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"Once again, by eating alone I have saved my marriage.",once again by eating alone i have saved my marriage,10 +147026,525,194,"Chef Naziwa: Please enjoy, with my compliments. (TEMPTING) You can even eat the eyes.",888000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,"Please enjoy, with my compliments. You can even eat the eyes.",please enjoy with my compliments you can even eat the eyes,11 +147027,525,195,Chef Naziwa: (CRACKING UP) He ate the eye!,894000,TRUE,6310,4202,Chef Naziwa,SWANKYFISH,He ate the eye!,he ate the eye,4 +147028,525,196,Chefs: (LAUGH),894000,FALSE,6321,4202,Chefs,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +147029,525,197,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),903000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147030,525,198,"Homer Simpson: For reasons I forgot in the car, this sushi represents our marriage. But what I know for sure, is that I want to share it with you.",903000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"For reasons I forgot in the car, this sushi represents our marriage. But what I know for sure, is that I want to share it with you.",for reasons i forgot in the car this sushi represents our marriage but what i know for sure is that i want to share it with you,27 +147031,525,199,Marge Simpson: He's taken a step. He's really close. All he has to do is not eat a piece before I do.,914000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,He's taken a step. He's really close. All he has to do is not eat a piece before I do.,hes taken a step hes really close all he has to do is not eat a piece before i do,20 +147032,525,200,Marge Simpson: Okay. But every man deserves a second chance. As long as he doesn't...,925000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay. But every man deserves a second chance. As long as he doesn't...,okay but every man deserves a second chance as long as he doesnt,13 +147033,525,201,Marge Simpson: (COLDLY) I'm not hungry. Goodnight.,932000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm not hungry. Goodnight.,im not hungry goodnight,4 +147034,525,202,(Simpson Kitchen: Int. simpson kitchen - night),938000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +147035,525,203,"Homer Simpson: Well, at least you don't have to suffer, boy.",938000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Well, at least you don't have to suffer, boy.",well at least you dont have to suffer boy,9 +147036,525,204,(Chef Naziwa's Bedroom: Int. Chef Naziwa's bedroom - night),943000,FALSE,NA,4204,NA,Chef Naziwa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +147037,525,205,Chef Naziwa: Someone fed my sushi to a dog!,943000,TRUE,6310,4204,Chef Naziwa,Chef Naziwa's Bedroom,Someone fed my sushi to a dog!,someone fed my sushi to a dog,7 +147038,525,206,School Therapist: You didn't get so mad when I told you I was fired today!,947000,TRUE,6315,4204,School Therapist,Chef Naziwa's Bedroom,You didn't get so mad when I told you I was fired today!,you didnt get so mad when i told you i was fired today,13 +147039,525,207,Chef Naziwa: Blessing in disguise. Now you can get your PhD!,950000,TRUE,6310,4204,Chef Naziwa,Chef Naziwa's Bedroom,Blessing in disguise. Now you can get your PhD!,blessing in disguise now you can get your phd,9 +147041,525,209,Chef Naziwa: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Here we go again.,957000,TRUE,6310,4204,Chef Naziwa,Chef Naziwa's Bedroom,Here we go again.,here we go again,4 +147042,525,210,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - playground - day),964000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +147043,525,211,"Milhouse Van Houten: (NORMAL VOICE) Lisa, I could be anyone for you... except someone who's mean to you. So I'm just gonna cave in and give you the cupcake.",964000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, I could be anyone for you... except someone who's mean to you. So I'm just gonna cave in and give you the cupcake.",lisa i could be anyone for you except someone whos mean to you so im just gonna cave in and give you the cupcake,24 +147044,525,212,Lisa Simpson: I don't know... it's four days old... I just ate...,973000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I don't know... it's four days old... I just ate...,i dont know its four days old i just ate,10 +147045,525,213,"Milhouse Van Houten: (BRANDO VOICE) Who are you, the Queen of Siam? Just take the cupcake!",977000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Who are you, the Queen of Siam? Just take the cupcake!",who are you the queen of siam just take the cupcake,11 +147046,525,214,Lisa Simpson: (SMILES) Okay!,980000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Okay!,okay,1 +147047,525,215,Milhouse Van Houten: I wonder if Brando liked cupcakes.,984000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I wonder if Brando liked cupcakes.,i wonder if brando liked cupcakes,6 +147048,525,216,"Fat Brando: I'm down to two a day, but I've been dead for ten years.",987000,TRUE,6322,3,Fat Brando,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm down to two a day, but I've been dead for ten years.",im down to two a day but ive been dead for ten years,13 +147049,525,217,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - day - establishing),990000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147050,525,218,"Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Moe, can you think of a way to please a woman that starts with ""f""?",990000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, can you think of a way to please a woman that starts with ""f""?",moe can you think of a way to please a woman that starts with f,15 +147051,525,219,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, you know, it's funny you should mention that. I've been readin' that ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" and it turns out that what chicks want now is a guy to give 'em what-for in the bedroom there.",994000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, you know, it's funny you should mention that. I've been readin' that ""Fifty Shades of Grey"" and it turns out that what chicks want now is a guy to give 'em what-for in the bedroom there.",hey you know its funny you should mention that ive been readin that fifty shades of grey and it turns out that what chicks want now is a guy to give em what-for in the bedroom there,37 +147052,525,220,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! I'll woo her with woo-hoo!,1004000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Woo hoo! I'll woo her with woo-hoo!,woo hoo ill woo her with woo-hoo,7 +147053,525,221,"Moe Szyslak: Ah y'know, if this is what women like, I should be a lot more popular. But it does inspire me to work on my fan fiction.",1009000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Ah y'know, if this is what women like, I should be a lot more popular. But it does inspire me to work on my fan fiction.",ah yknow if this is what women like i should be a lot more popular but it does inspire me to work on my fan fiction,26 +147054,525,222,"Moe Szyslak: ""Sheriff Andy took Barney in his arms and kissed him deeply, then said: (IMITATING ANDY GRIFFITH, BUT STERN) 'now if Aunt Bee asks, we were down at the fishin' hole'."" (MOE VOICE) I can't be the only one who likes this.",1016000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"""Sheriff Andy took Barney in his arms and kissed him deeply, then said: 'now if Aunt Bee asks, we were down at the fishin' hole'."" I can't be the only one who likes this.",sheriff andy took barney in his arms and kissed him deeply then said now if aunt bee asks we were down at the fishin hole i cant be the only one who likes this,34 +147055,525,223,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - day),1034000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +147056,525,224,Homer Simpson: (À LA MARTY ALLEN) Hello dere!,1034000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Hello dere!,hello dere,2 +147057,525,225,(SEX SHOP: int. sex shop - day),1039000,FALSE,NA,4205,NA,SEX SHOP,NA,NA,NA +147058,525,226,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) The minister's wife? What are you here for?,1039000,TRUE,2,4205,Homer Simpson,SEX SHOP,The minister's wife? What are you here for?,the ministers wife what are you here for,8 +147059,525,227,Helen Lovejoy: Um... protesting.,1041000,TRUE,309,4205,Helen Lovejoy,SEX SHOP,Um... protesting.,um protesting,2 +147060,525,228,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Is this dominating enough for you, sweetheart?",1043000,TRUE,140,4205,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,SEX SHOP,"Is this dominating enough for you, sweetheart?",is this dominating enough for you sweetheart,7 +147061,525,229,Helen Lovejoy: Go back to the cowboy thing and wait in the car.,1045000,TRUE,309,4205,Helen Lovejoy,SEX SHOP,Go back to the cowboy thing and wait in the car.,go back to the cowboy thing and wait in the car,11 +147062,525,230,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Help me out here, Homer.",1048000,TRUE,140,4205,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,SEX SHOP,"Help me out here, Homer.",help me out here homer,5 +147063,525,231,Homer Simpson: (WEIRDED-OUT NOISE),1048000,FALSE,2,4205,Homer Simpson,SEX SHOP,NA,NA,NA +147064,525,232,"Homer Simpson: (UNDER BREATH) Listen pal, this may sound kinda kinky, but I would like to, uh, please my wife.",1051000,TRUE,2,4205,Homer Simpson,SEX SHOP,"Listen pal, this may sound kinda kinky, but I would like to, uh, please my wife.",listen pal this may sound kinda kinky but i would like to uh please my wife,16 +147065,525,233,"Sex Shop Salesman: Well, are you comfortable with role play?",1060000,TRUE,6323,4205,Sex Shop Salesman,SEX SHOP,"Well, are you comfortable with role play?",well are you comfortable with role play,7 +147066,525,234,"Homer Simpson: (COCKNEY) I think I could give it a shot what-what, guvnah. Bob's your uncle.",1062000,TRUE,2,4205,Homer Simpson,SEX SHOP,"I think I could give it a shot what-what, guvnah. Bob's your uncle.",i think i could give it a shot what-what guvnah bobs your uncle,13 +147067,525,235,"Sex Shop Salesman: Okay, no role play.",1066000,TRUE,6323,4205,Sex Shop Salesman,SEX SHOP,"Okay, no role play.",okay no role play,4 +147068,525,236,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - KITCHEN - AFTERNOON),1070000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147141,526,24,Marge Simpson: Mmm... new cushion smell!,90000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Mmm... new cushion smell!,mmm new cushion smell,4 +147069,525,237,Homer Simpson: (SING-SONG) Oh Marge! Come to the ga-rage! You know it'll be good 'cause I'm saying it in a sing-song fash-ion!,1070000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh Marge! Come to the ga-rage! You know it'll be good 'cause I'm saying it in a sing-song fash-ion!,oh marge come to the ga-rage you know itll be good cause im saying it in a sing-song fash-ion,19 +147070,525,238,Marge Simpson: (HUGE GASP) It's a snuggle dungeon!,1084000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's a snuggle dungeon!,its a snuggle dungeon,4 +147071,525,239,"Ned Flanders: Hey, Homer, can I get back my... (SEES SEX TOYS, TERRIFIED NOISE)",1086000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Hey, Homer, can I get back my...",hey homer can i get back my,7 +147072,525,240,Marge Simpson: (PICKS ONE UP) What does this do?,1090000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What does this do?,what does this do,4 +147073,525,241,Homer Simpson: Just relax. Sit down. (VERY PANICKED) Not in that chair! It has no bottom!,1092000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Just relax. Sit down. Not in that chair! It has no bottom!,just relax sit down not in that chair it has no bottom,12 +147074,525,242,Marge Simpson: This is not putting me in the mood!,1097000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This is not putting me in the mood!,this is not putting me in the mood,8 +147075,525,243,Homer Simpson: Anger's a mood!,1099000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Anger's a mood!,angers a mood,3 +147076,525,244,Marge Simpson: Why would you think I'd like this?,1101000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why would you think I'd like this?,why would you think id like this,7 +147077,525,245,Homer Simpson: I don't know. It's just that you always say we should try new things. But I thought snuggle clamps just might rekindle...,1103000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know. It's just that you always say we should try new things. But I thought snuggle clamps just might rekindle...,i dont know its just that you always say we should try new things but i thought snuggle clamps just might rekindle,22 +147078,525,246,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY ANGUISHED NOISE) Quick! Call the Procter and Gamble help line!,1114000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Quick! Call the Procter and Gamble help line!,quick call the procter and gamble help line,8 +147079,525,247,"Marge Simpson: Really? Jeez, they make everything.",1117000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Really? Jeez, they make everything.",really jeez they make everything,5 +147080,525,248,(Springfield General Hospital: ext. Springfield hospital - night - establishing),1125000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +147082,525,250,Marge Simpson: I'm glad you're okay.,1129000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,I'm glad you're okay.,im glad youre okay,4 +147083,525,251,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now, I'm gonna give you a powerful muscle relaxant.",1133000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"Now, I'm gonna give you a powerful muscle relaxant.",now im gonna give you a powerful muscle relaxant,9 +147084,525,252,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (PUZZLED) Huh. That was just a placebo.,1139000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,Huh. That was just a placebo.,huh that was just a placebo,6 +147085,525,253,Homer Simpson: What does that mean?,1141000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,What does that mean?,what does that mean,4 +147086,525,254,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (FROWNS) Powerful drug. (CHUCKLES),1142000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,Powerful drug.,powerful drug,2 +147087,525,255,"Marge Simpson: Homer, I'm glad that you tried, even though now I can't find the washing machine.",1145000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Homer, I'm glad that you tried, even though now I can't find the washing machine.",homer im glad that you tried even though now i cant find the washing machine,15 +147088,525,256,Homer Simpson: It's behind the Dingle Swing.,1151000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,It's behind the Dingle Swing.,its behind the dingle swing,5 +147089,525,257,Marge Simpson: Ohhh.,1152000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Ohhh.,ohhh,1 +147090,525,258,"Homer Simpson: So, you forgive me?",1154000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"So, you forgive me?",so you forgive me,4 +147091,525,259,"Marge Simpson: Not because of what you bought, but because I realized that no matter what, you will never stop trying. And there's nothing a woman loves more than that.",1156000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Not because of what you bought, but because I realized that no matter what, you will never stop trying. And there's nothing a woman loves more than that.",not because of what you bought but because i realized that no matter what you will never stop trying and theres nothing a woman loves more than that,28 +147092,525,260,"Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE) Thanks, honey. So you're not cool with any of the toys?",1166000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Thanks, honey. So you're not cool with any of the toys?",thanks honey so youre not cool with any of the toys,11 +147093,525,261,Marge Simpson: Actually I'm cool with one of them.,1173000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Actually I'm cool with one of them.,actually im cool with one of them,7 +147094,525,262,Homer Simpson: Which one?,1176000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Which one?,which one,2 +147095,525,263,Marge Simpson: Not gonna say.,1177000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Not gonna say.,not gonna say,3 +147096,525,264,Homer Simpson: What size batteries.,1178000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,What size batteries.,what size batteries,3 +147097,525,265,Marge Simpson: D.,1179000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,D.,d,1 +147098,525,266,Homer Simpson: Ooh! How many?,1180000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Ooh! How many?,ooh how many,3 +147099,525,267,Marge Simpson: Sixteen.,1182000,TRUE,1,264,Marge Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Sixteen.,sixteen,1 +147100,525,268,Homer Simpson: Holy moly!,1183000,TRUE,2,264,Homer Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Holy moly!,holy moly,2 +147101,525,269,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - night),1191000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147102,525,270,Narrator: And so Homer and Marge's marriage was saved for another week. As for Milhouse and Lisa...,1191000,TRUE,56,5,Narrator,Simpson Home,And so Homer and Marge's marriage was saved for another week. As for Milhouse and Lisa...,and so homer and marges marriage was saved for another week as for milhouse and lisa,16 +147103,525,271,"Lisa Simpson: Aw, that's sweet.",1201000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, that's sweet.",aw thats sweet,3 +147104,525,272,Milhouse Van Houten: And those are the only two that reached the window.,1204000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,And those are the only two that reached the window.,and those are the only two that reached the window,10 +147105,525,273,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpsons house - night - present),1220000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147106,525,274,(Simpson Home: iNT. sIMPSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - NIGHT),1220000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147107,525,275,(Dog Stomach: Int. dog stomach - continuous),1220000,FALSE,NA,4206,NA,Dog Stomach,NA,NA,NA +147108,525,276,Sushi Piece: (JAPANESE ACCENT) Are we forever to be trapped here in this sea?,1220000,TRUE,6324,4206,Sushi Piece,Dog Stomach,Are we forever to be trapped here in this sea?,are we forever to be trapped here in this sea,10 +147109,525,277,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - kitchen - continuous),1227000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147110,525,278,(Dog Stomach: Int. dog stomach - continuous),1227000,FALSE,NA,4206,NA,Dog Stomach,NA,NA,NA +147111,525,279,2nd Sushi Piece: (JAPANESE ACCENT) Look! A light!,1227000,TRUE,6325,4206,2nd Sushi Piece,Dog Stomach,Look! A light!,look a light,3 +147112,525,280,Sushi Piece: Perhaps that is the way forward.,1229000,TRUE,6324,4206,Sushi Piece,Dog Stomach,Perhaps that is the way forward.,perhaps that is the way forward,6 +147113,525,281,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - kitchen - continuous),1243000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147114,525,282,Santa's Little Helper: (CONCERNED NOISE),1243000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147115,525,283,(Dog Stomach: Int. dog stomach - continuous),1243000,FALSE,NA,4206,NA,Dog Stomach,NA,NA,NA +147116,525,284,Sushi Piece: (EXCITEDLY) Our journey begins!,1243000,TRUE,6324,4206,Sushi Piece,Dog Stomach,Our journey begins!,our journey begins,3 +147117,526,0,(Sky: Ext. sky - day),29000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +147118,526,1,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED SHRIEK),29000,FALSE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,NA,NA,NA +147119,526,2,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),29000,FALSE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,NA,NA,NA +147120,526,3,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson HOUSE - tv room - day),29000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147121,526,4,Lisa Simpson: Our poor couch...,29000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Our poor couch...,our poor couch,3 +147122,526,5,Marge Simpson: It sure has taken a beating over the years. Might be time to get a new one...,31000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It sure has taken a beating over the years. Might be time to get a new one...,it sure has taken a beating over the years might be time to get a new one,17 +147123,526,6,Homer Simpson: Really? You wanna throw something out just because it's a little old?,36000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? You wanna throw something out just because it's a little old?,really you wanna throw something out just because its a little old,12 +147124,526,7,"Grampa Simpson: (ENTERING) Hello, everybody!",40000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, everybody!",hello everybody,2 +147125,526,8,Grampa Simpson: (MUTTERS),40000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147126,526,9,Homer Simpson: (NOISES OF INCREDIBLE ANGUISH),40000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147127,526,10,"Marge Simpson: Are there any two words more exciting than ""couch shopping?""",50000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Are there any two words more exciting than ""couch shopping?""",are there any two words more exciting than couch shopping,10 +147128,526,11,Homer Simpson: (SIPS BEER) No need. I already went online and ordered a new couch just like the old one.,55000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,No need. I already went online and ordered a new couch just like the old one.,no need i already went online and ordered a new couch just like the old one,16 +147129,526,12,"Homer Simpson: And you know, Marge, those salespeople weren't really our friends.",59000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And you know, Marge, those salespeople weren't really our friends.",and you know marge those salespeople werent really our friends,10 +147130,526,13,Marge Simpson: But they let me take fabric samples!,63000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But they let me take fabric samples!,but they let me take fabric samples,7 +147131,526,14,Homer Simpson: They charged a deposit!,66000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They charged a deposit!,they charged a deposit,4 +147132,526,15,Marge Simpson: They had to! It came from corporate!,68000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,They had to! It came from corporate!,they had to it came from corporate,7 +147133,526,16,"Homer Simpson: (GENTLY) That's right, sweetie. It always comes from corporate.",71000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's right, sweetie. It always comes from corporate.",thats right sweetie it always comes from corporate,8 +147134,526,17,(Warehouse: int. warehouse - day),78000,FALSE,NA,532,NA,Warehouse,NA,NA,NA +147135,526,18,"Foreman: Hey, this one's goin' to Springfield!",78000,TRUE,62,532,Foreman,Warehouse,"Hey, this one's goin' to Springfield!",hey this ones goin to springfield,6 +147136,526,19,Worker: Chumps! Don't everyone know that all New York furniture is full of bedbugs?,81000,TRUE,534,532,Worker,Warehouse,Chumps! Don't everyone know that all New York furniture is full of bedbugs?,chumps dont everyone know that all new york furniture is full of bedbugs,13 +147137,526,20,Foreman: Fuhgettaboutit!,85000,TRUE,62,532,Foreman,Warehouse,Fuhgettaboutit!,fuhgettaboutit,1 +147138,526,21,Worker: It's fuhgottabouten!,86000,TRUE,534,532,Worker,Warehouse,It's fuhgottabouten!,its fuhgottabouten,2 +147139,526,22,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - ESTABLISHING - A COUPLE DAYS LATER),90000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147140,526,23,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISES),90000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147142,526,25,Lisa Simpson: I'm gonna put all my stuffed animals on it!,98000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm gonna put all my stuffed animals on it!,im gonna put all my stuffed animals on it,9 +147143,526,26,"Lisa Simpson: All right, get comfy.",100000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, get comfy.",all right get comfy,4 +147144,526,27,"Bart Simpson: Gentlemen, the fort is complete and will stand forever.",110000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Gentlemen, the fort is complete and will stand forever.",gentlemen the fort is complete and will stand forever,9 +147145,526,28,Milhouse Van Houten: No way the Nazis will get in here.,114000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,No way the Nazis will get in here.,no way the nazis will get in here,8 +147146,526,29,Nelson Muntz: (SAD) I thought we were the Nazis.,116000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,I thought we were the Nazis.,i thought we were the nazis,6 +147147,526,30,Kent Brockman: (URGENT) The latest New York fashion has come to Springfield -- bedbugs!,137000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,The latest New York fashion has come to Springfield -- bedbugs!,the latest new york fashion has come to springfield -- bedbugs,11 +147148,526,31,Homer Simpson: Ew! Just hearing about them makes me itch.,141000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ew! Just hearing about them makes me itch.,ew just hearing about them makes me itch,8 +147149,526,32,"Homer Simpson: (SCRATCHING NOISE) Funny how the brain does that, huh?",145000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Funny how the brain does that, huh?",funny how the brain does that huh,7 +147150,526,33,Bart Simpson: It's making me see them!,148000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's making me see them!,its making me see them,5 +147151,526,34,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) The brain is so stupid.,150000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The brain is so stupid.,the brain is so stupid,5 +147152,526,35,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS) Those are bedbugs!,153000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Those are bedbugs!,those are bedbugs,3 +147153,526,36,Marge Simpson: How did we get bedbugs?,157000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,How did we get bedbugs?,how did we get bedbugs,5 +147154,526,37,"Homer Simpson: Probably one of Bart's dirty friends! (FURIOUS) Boy, why are your friends so dirty?",159000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Probably one of Bart's dirty friends! Boy, why are your friends so dirty?",probably one of barts dirty friends boy why are your friends so dirty,13 +147155,526,38,Bart Simpson: D'unno. Why are your friends such drunks?,163000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,D'unno. Why are your friends such drunks?,dunno why are your friends such drunks,7 +147156,526,39,Homer Simpson: Touché.,165000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Touché.,touché,1 +147157,526,40,"Marge Simpson: I know this seems bad, but nothing brings out the best in Springfield like a crisis...",170000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know this seems bad, but nothing brings out the best in Springfield like a crisis...",i know this seems bad but nothing brings out the best in springfield like a crisis,16 +147158,526,41,(DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD STREET: Ext. downtown Springfield street - day),177000,FALSE,NA,3448,NA,DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD STREET,NA,NA,NA +147159,526,42,Moe Szyslak: (CALLS OUT) Bring out your bed! Bring out your bed!,177000,TRUE,17,3448,Moe Szyslak,DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD STREET,Bring out your bed! Bring out your bed!,bring out your bed bring out your bed,8 +147160,526,43,Ned Flanders: Noooo!,183000,TRUE,11,3448,Ned Flanders,DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD STREET,Noooo!,noooo,1 +147161,526,44,Lenny Leonard: (SCARED) Hold my hand.,194000,TRUE,165,3448,Lenny Leonard,DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD STREET,Hold my hand.,hold my hand,3 +147162,526,45,"Professor Jonathan Frink: People, there is no need to worry, I have developed the perfect bed bug repellant.",198000,TRUE,442,3448,Professor Jonathan Frink,DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD STREET,"People, there is no need to worry, I have developed the perfect bed bug repellant.",people there is no need to worry i have developed the perfect bed bug repellant,15 +147163,526,46,"Professor Jonathan Frink: See, behold the power of modified bear pheromones.",206000,TRUE,442,3448,Professor Jonathan Frink,DOWNTOWN SPRINGFIELD STREET,"See, behold the power of modified bear pheromones.",see behold the power of modified bear pheromones,8 +147164,526,47,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. first church of Springfield - day - establishing),216000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147165,526,48,"Luann Van Houten: Marge, Milhouse was clean as a whistle till he played with your boy!",216000,TRUE,591,131,Luann Van Houten,First Church of Springfield,"Marge, Milhouse was clean as a whistle till he played with your boy!",marge milhouse was clean as a whistle till he played with your boy,13 +147166,526,49,"Kirk Van Houten: (NERVOUS) Now, we don't know it was the Simpsons. I think the most obvious culprit is the poorest family.",220000,TRUE,817,131,Kirk Van Houten,First Church of Springfield,"Now, we don't know it was the Simpsons. I think the most obvious culprit is the poorest family.",now we dont know it was the simpsons i think the most obvious culprit is the poorest family,18 +147167,526,50,Cletus Spuckler: 'Tweren't us! We don't have beds. We sleep in washtubs and coffins!,227000,TRUE,1413,131,Cletus Spuckler,First Church of Springfield,'Tweren't us! We don't have beds. We sleep in washtubs and coffins!,twerent us we dont have beds we sleep in washtubs and coffins,12 +147168,526,51,Helen Lovejoy: Why won't somebody blame the children?,232000,TRUE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Why won't somebody blame the children?,why wont somebody blame the children,6 +147169,526,52,"Ned Flanders: Well, the good news is it forced us all to church.",234000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Well, the good news is it forced us all to church.",well the good news is it forced us all to church,11 +147170,526,53,"Lisa Simpson: You know, in the Middle Ages people took refuge in church to escape the bubonic plague, but that made the plague spread even faster!",237000,TRUE,9,131,Lisa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"You know, in the Middle Ages people took refuge in church to escape the bubonic plague, but that made the plague spread even faster!",you know in the middle ages people took refuge in church to escape the bubonic plague but that made the plague spread even faster,24 +147171,526,54,Ned Flanders: Church!,244000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,Church!,church,1 +147172,526,55,Springfielders: (ACCUSATORY YELLING),244000,FALSE,3163,131,Springfielders,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147173,526,56,"Marge Simpson: Everyone, please! Calm down! Reverend Lovejoy is here!",248000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Everyone, please! Calm down! Reverend Lovejoy is here!",everyone please calm down reverend lovejoy is here,8 +147174,526,57,Sideshow Mel: He will give us succor.,253000,TRUE,699,131,Sideshow Mel,First Church of Springfield,He will give us succor.,he will give us succor,5 +147175,526,58,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (CLEARS THROAT),253000,FALSE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147176,526,59,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: The Epistle of Jeremy is often cited as the most difficult book of the Apocrypha. But to me, none of the anagignoskomena are more contemplative than the book of Tobit.",258000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"The Epistle of Jeremy is often cited as the most difficult book of the Apocrypha. But to me, none of the anagignoskomena are more contemplative than the book of Tobit.",the epistle of jeremy is often cited as the most difficult book of the apocrypha but to me none of the anagignoskomena are more contemplative than the book of tobit,30 +147177,526,60,Springfielders: (SHOCKED EXCITED GASPS),258000,FALSE,3163,131,Springfielders,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147178,526,61,Parson: Mind if I pray through?,275000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,Mind if I pray through?,mind if i pray through,5 +147179,526,62,Ned Flanders: (EXCITED) It's the parson!,278000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,It's the parson!,its the parson,3 +147180,526,63,Parson: Are you gonna let a sunny summer day be ruined by a few (BING CROSBY) bu-bu-bu-bugs?,281000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,Are you gonna let a sunny summer day be ruined by a few bu-bu-bu-bugs?,are you gonna let a sunny summer day be ruined by a few bu-bu-bu-bugs,14 +147181,526,64,Sideshow Mel: God's soldier in cardigan!,285000,TRUE,699,131,Sideshow Mel,First Church of Springfield,God's soldier in cardigan!,gods soldier in cardigan,4 +147182,526,65,"Parson: (TO CROWD) Looks like I picked a swell day to return your six iron, Reverend.",289000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,"Looks like I picked a swell day to return your six iron, Reverend.",looks like i picked a swell day to return your six iron reverend,13 +147183,526,66,"Parson: Now lookie here, Tim. This is a five-alarm brouhaha. Now, for chili, that's just dandy, but I brought you a little backup.",292000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,"Now lookie here, Tim. This is a five-alarm brouhaha. Now, for chili, that's just dandy, but I brought you a little backup.",now lookie here tim this is a five-alarm brouhaha now for chili thats just dandy but i brought you a little backup,22 +147184,526,67,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: I think I'm more than capable of handling this.,303000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,I think I'm more than capable of handling this.,i think im more than capable of handling this,9 +147185,526,68,Parson: Need I remind you of the Bingo riot last summer?,306000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,Need I remind you of the Bingo riot last summer?,need i remind you of the bingo riot last summer,10 +147186,526,69,Parson: God called all their numbers that day.,310000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,God called all their numbers that day.,god called all their numbers that day,7 +147187,526,70,"Parson: (TO CONGREGATION) Please meet your new Associate Minister, the Right Reverend Elijah Hooper. He was the number two man from Shelbyville. Introduced angle parking. We got in six more cars!",312000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,"Please meet your new Associate Minister, the Right Reverend Elijah Hooper. He was the number two man from Shelbyville. Introduced angle parking. We got in six more cars!",please meet your new associate minister the right reverend elijah hooper he was the number two man from shelbyville introduced angle parking we got in six more cars,28 +147188,526,71,"Rev. Hooper: Folks, isn't he something, big hand for Reverend Lovejoy.",324000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"Folks, isn't he something, big hand for Reverend Lovejoy.",folks isnt he something big hand for reverend lovejoy,9 +147189,526,72,"Rev. Hooper: Everyone says great things about you, Tim. And I can see why -- the posture, the haircut, the tiny feet -- it's amazing they hold you up, but they do. (CHUCKLES) They do.",330000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"Everyone says great things about you, Tim. And I can see why -- the posture, the haircut, the tiny feet -- it's amazing they hold you up, but they do. They do.",everyone says great things about you tim and i can see why -- the posture the haircut the tiny feet -- its amazing they hold you up but they do they do,32 +147190,526,73,Marge Simpson: So charming. It's like he's selling silver polish at the state fair.,342000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,So charming. It's like he's selling silver polish at the state fair.,so charming its like hes selling silver polish at the state fair,12 +147191,526,74,"Rev. Hooper: Look, here's why I'm here. Church should make you happy, like a warm mug of soup. Why does it taste better from a mug? I don't know, but it does.",347000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"Look, here's why I'm here. Church should make you happy, like a warm mug of soup. Why does it taste better from a mug? I don't know, but it does.",look heres why im here church should make you happy like a warm mug of soup why does it taste better from a mug i dont know but it does,30 +147192,526,75,"Lenny Leonard: God help me, I'm paying attention!",355000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,"God help me, I'm paying attention!",god help me im paying attention,6 +147193,526,76,"Rev. Hooper: Okay, who here has read ""Leviticus?""",357000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"Okay, who here has read ""Leviticus?""",okay who here has read leviticus,6 +147194,526,77,"Rev. Hooper: Okay, now who here has seen ""Meet the Parents?""",361000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"Okay, now who here has seen ""Meet the Parents?""",okay now who here has seen meet the parents,9 +147195,526,78,"Duffman: Me, me, me ME MEEEE! Me, meee!",364000,TRUE,2277,131,Duffman,First Church of Springfield,"Me, me, me ME MEEEE! Me, meee!",me me me me meeee me meee,7 +147196,526,79,"Rev. Hooper: Hilarious film, showed a whole new side of De Niro.",367000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"Hilarious film, showed a whole new side of De Niro.",hilarious film showed a whole new side of de niro,10 +147227,526,110,Krusty the Clown: Where's my mail-order bride?,488000,TRUE,139,591,Krusty the Clown,The Krusty the Clown Show,Where's my mail-order bride?,wheres my mail-order bride,4 +147197,526,80,"Rev. Hooper: At first he couldn't stand his son-in-law, but then they patched things up in a comical fashion. Remember? The point is, at the end of the day, we love each other.",370000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"At first he couldn't stand his son-in-law, but then they patched things up in a comical fashion. Remember? The point is, at the end of the day, we love each other.",at first he couldnt stand his son-in-law but then they patched things up in a comical fashion remember the point is at the end of the day we love each other,31 +147198,526,81,Rev. Hooper: And that's all this thing really says.,379000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,And that's all this thing really says.,and thats all this thing really says,7 +147199,526,82,"Rev. Hooper: So don't waste your whole Sunday listening to us. Go home and watch one of the Die Hard movies on TV. They're always on, and they're always good.",383000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"So don't waste your whole Sunday listening to us. Go home and watch one of the Die Hard movies on TV. They're always on, and they're always good.",so dont waste your whole sunday listening to us go home and watch one of the die hard movies on tv theyre always on and theyre always good,28 +147200,526,83,"Rev. Hooper: And ladies, drop in on a neighbor's open house just to see what they did with their sun room.",391000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"And ladies, drop in on a neighbor's open house just to see what they did with their sun room.",and ladies drop in on a neighbors open house just to see what they did with their sun room,19 +147201,526,84,Female Parishioners: (INTRIGUED NOISES),391000,FALSE,6327,131,Female Parishioners,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147202,526,85,"Parson: Now, go on home. We're here every Sunday just like Snoopy in color.",396000,TRUE,5369,131,Parson,First Church of Springfield,"Now, go on home. We're here every Sunday just like Snoopy in color.",now go on home were here every sunday just like snoopy in color,13 +147203,526,86,Crowd: (TOUCHED) Awww!,401000,TRUE,75,131,Crowd,First Church of Springfield,Awww!,awww,1 +147204,526,87,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Can you believe this guy, Helen? (LOOKS AROUND) Hey-- Helen?",404000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Can you believe this guy, Helen? Hey-- Helen?",can you believe this guy helen hey-- helen,8 +147205,526,88,Helen Lovejoy: (VERY SWEETLY) Tim?,407000,TRUE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Tim?,tim,1 +147206,526,89,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Yes, Helen.",407000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Yes, Helen.",yes helen,2 +147207,526,90,Helen Lovejoy: My wedding ring is creating a glare. Can you hold it?,409000,TRUE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,My wedding ring is creating a glare. Can you hold it?,my wedding ring is creating a glare can you hold it,11 +147208,526,91,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (TAKES RING) This is the worst Seventeenth Sunday in Ordinary Time ever.,414000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,This is the worst Seventeenth Sunday in Ordinary Time ever.,this is the worst seventeenth sunday in ordinary time ever,10 +147209,526,92,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - establishing),423000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147210,526,93,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - establishing),423000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +147211,526,94,Otto Mann: One day out of rehab and I (DRUGGED-OUT NOISE),423000,TRUE,52,270,Otto Mann,Springfield Street,One day out of rehab and I,one day out of rehab and i,7 +147212,526,95,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - continuous),425000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147213,526,96,Marge Simpson: ...debugged and fresh as a daisy.,425000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,...debugged and fresh as a daisy.,debugged and fresh as a daisy,6 +147214,526,97,Bart Simpson: Cool! They give you a bag of the bedbugs they killed.,435000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Cool! They give you a bag of the bedbugs they killed.,cool they give you a bag of the bedbugs they killed,11 +147215,526,98,"Bart Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE) Homer's oatmeal, meet your raisins.",440000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer's oatmeal, meet your raisins.",homers oatmeal meet your raisins,5 +147216,526,99,"Marge Simpson: Homer's Pie Man costume, Lisa's red dress, Lisa's red dress, Lisa's red dress, Sunday-best Bart...",444000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer's Pie Man costume, Lisa's red dress, Lisa's red dress, Lisa's red dress, Sunday-best Bart...",homers pie man costume lisas red dress lisas red dress lisas red dress sunday-best bart,15 +147217,526,100,Marge Simpson: (GASPS) Where is it? My wedding dress!,452000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Where is it? My wedding dress!,where is it my wedding dress,6 +147218,526,101,Marge Simpson: Vodka? Is this Krusty's?,457000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Vodka? Is this Krusty's?,vodka is this krustys,4 +147219,526,102,Marge Simpson: A high-voltage monkey prod? It is Krusty's! He must have my dress. Let's go!,461000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,A high-voltage monkey prod? It is Krusty's! He must have my dress. Let's go!,a high-voltage monkey prod it is krustys he must have my dress lets go,14 +147220,526,103,Bart Simpson: What's the hurry?,466000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What's the hurry?,whats the hurry,3 +147221,526,104,Marge Simpson: I don't want a comedian knowing my dress size!,468000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't want a comedian knowing my dress size!,i dont want a comedian knowing my dress size,9 +147222,526,105,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Wait a minute! This has oats in it!,475000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Wait a minute! This has oats in it!,wait a minute this has oats in it,8 +147223,526,106,"Homer Simpson: (INTRIGUED) Ooh, a nose-hair trimmer!",478000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, a nose-hair trimmer!",ooh a nose-hair trimmer,4 +147224,526,107,(Krustylu Studios: ext. krustylu studios - day - establishing),483000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +147225,526,108,(The Krusty the Clown Show: int. krusty show - krusty's dressing room - continuous),483000,FALSE,NA,591,NA,The Krusty the Clown Show,NA,NA,NA +147226,526,109,"Krusty the Clown: Yeah, I found a wedding dress in my dry cleaning. We used it in a sketch.",483000,TRUE,139,591,Krusty the Clown,The Krusty the Clown Show,"Yeah, I found a wedding dress in my dry cleaning. We used it in a sketch.",yeah i found a wedding dress in my dry cleaning we used it in a sketch,16 +147255,526,138,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - day),604000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147228,526,111,Krusty the Clown: (UNEASY NOISE) How long was he in there?,493000,TRUE,139,591,Krusty the Clown,The Krusty the Clown Show,How long was he in there?,how long was he in there,6 +147229,526,112,Krusty the Clown: Don't worry. We cleaned up the crate real good.,496000,TRUE,139,591,Krusty the Clown,The Krusty the Clown Show,Don't worry. We cleaned up the crate real good.,dont worry we cleaned up the crate real good,9 +147230,526,113,Marge Simpson: What about my dress?,499000,TRUE,1,591,Marge Simpson,The Krusty the Clown Show,What about my dress?,what about my dress,4 +147231,526,114,"Krusty the Clown: (APOLOGETIC) Uh, gee, I'm afraid that dress is long gone. I threw it out the window during my post-show hissy fit.",500000,TRUE,139,591,Krusty the Clown,The Krusty the Clown Show,"Uh, gee, I'm afraid that dress is long gone. I threw it out the window during my post-show hissy fit.",uh gee im afraid that dress is long gone i threw it out the window during my post-show hissy fit,20 +147232,526,115,Sideshow Mel: Some of us don't have dressing rooms.,508000,TRUE,699,591,Sideshow Mel,The Krusty the Clown Show,Some of us don't have dressing rooms.,some of us dont have dressing rooms,7 +147233,526,116,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - Sunday Afternoon),511000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147234,526,117,Carl Carlson: Wooden!,511000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Wooden!,wooden,1 +147235,526,118,Lenny Leonard: Plastic!,511000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Plastic!,plastic,1 +147236,526,119,Carl Carlson: Wooden!,512000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Wooden!,wooden,1 +147237,526,120,Lenny Leonard: Plastic!,512000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Plastic!,plastic,1 +147238,526,121,Carl Carlson: (FRUSTRATED) Why do we always argue over coffee stirrers?,514000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Why do we always argue over coffee stirrers?,why do we always argue over coffee stirrers,8 +147239,526,122,Rev. Hooper: You know what's really stirring? Live local theater.,516000,TRUE,6326,15,Rev. Hooper,Moe's Tavern,You know what's really stirring? Live local theater.,you know whats really stirring live local theater,8 +147240,526,123,Barflies: (IMPRESSED NOISES),516000,FALSE,114,15,Barflies,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147241,526,124,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Before I let a Holy Joe walk in this bar, I've gotta know which of the two true faiths you represent.",521000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Before I let a Holy Joe walk in this bar, I've gotta know which of the two true faiths you represent.",whoa whoa whoa before i let a holy joe walk in this bar ive gotta know which of the two true faiths you represent,24 +147242,526,125,"Rev. Hooper: Well, I represent an easy-going offshoot of Protestantism.",528000,TRUE,6326,15,Rev. Hooper,Moe's Tavern,"Well, I represent an easy-going offshoot of Protestantism.",well i represent an easy-going offshoot of protestantism,8 +147243,526,126,Moe Szyslak: (PULLS OUT A SHOTGUN) That is the wrong thing to say to a snake handler.,531000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,That is the wrong thing to say to a snake handler.,that is the wrong thing to say to a snake handler,11 +147244,526,127,"Lenny Leonard: Easy Moe, easy!",534000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Easy Moe, easy!",easy moe easy,3 +147245,526,128,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, this thing's just loaded with rock salt. I just use it to keep raccoons outta my fridge. And of course to coat the rims of my margarita glasses.",535000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, this thing's just loaded with rock salt. I just use it to keep raccoons outta my fridge. And of course to coat the rims of my margarita glasses.",oh this things just loaded with rock salt i just use it to keep raccoons outta my fridge and of course to coat the rims of my margarita glasses,29 +147246,526,129,"Homer Simpson: Padre, can I be honest with you? I've sucked every church book ribbon there is hoping to find one made of cherry. But there isn't.",548000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Padre, can I be honest with you? I've sucked every church book ribbon there is hoping to find one made of cherry. But there isn't.",padre can i be honest with you ive sucked every church book ribbon there is hoping to find one made of cherry but there isnt,25 +147247,526,130,"Homer Simpson: And if it's such a (AIR QUOTES) ""Good Book,"" how come there's no blurbs on the back? Not even David Sedaris? And he'll flack anything!",557000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"And if it's such a ""Good Book,"" how come there's no blurbs on the back? Not even David Sedaris? And he'll flack anything!",and if its such a good book how come theres no blurbs on the back not even david sedaris and hell flack anything,23 +147248,526,131,"Homer Simpson: Seriously, ""Pews?""",566000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Seriously, ""Pews?""",seriously pews,2 +147249,526,132,"Rev. Hooper: Homer, I love your passion. It's terrific, it's really something. Listen -- I'm just thinking -- would you consider being my deacon?",568000,TRUE,6326,15,Rev. Hooper,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, I love your passion. It's terrific, it's really something. Listen -- I'm just thinking -- would you consider being my deacon?",homer i love your passion its terrific its really something listen -- im just thinking -- would you consider being my deacon,22 +147250,526,133,Homer Simpson: Deacon? (SUSPICIOUS) Is that like one of those weird Catholic Priest things?,575000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Deacon? Is that like one of those weird Catholic Priest things?,deacon is that like one of those weird catholic priest things,11 +147251,526,134,"Rev. Hooper: No, not at all. It's like a sexton, or a rector.",579000,TRUE,6326,15,Rev. Hooper,Moe's Tavern,"No, not at all. It's like a sexton, or a rector.",no not at all its like a sexton or a rector,11 +147252,526,135,"Homer Simpson: Oh, now we're talkin'. But why me?",582000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, now we're talkin'. But why me?",oh now were talkin but why me,7 +147253,526,136,"Rev. Hooper: Because if I can get the man who sleeps through church to be my guy, this town will know that religion can be fun.",585000,TRUE,6326,15,Rev. Hooper,Moe's Tavern,"Because if I can get the man who sleeps through church to be my guy, this town will know that religion can be fun.",because if i can get the man who sleeps through church to be my guy this town will know that religion can be fun,24 +147254,526,137,"Homer Simpson: Well I'm not one for taking new jobs on a whim. But as we say in the snow plow business, ""I'm your astronaut""!",592000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Well I'm not one for taking new jobs on a whim. But as we say in the snow plow business, ""I'm your astronaut""!",well im not one for taking new jobs on a whim but as we say in the snow plow business im your astronaut,23 +147256,526,139,Marge Simpson: What do you think?,604000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What do you think?,what do you think,4 +147257,526,140,"Patty Bouvier: I didn't think Shotgun Mike's Bridal Store had a nice dress, but you found it.",605000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"I didn't think Shotgun Mike's Bridal Store had a nice dress, but you found it.",i didnt think shotgun mikes bridal store had a nice dress but you found it,15 +147258,526,141,Marge Simpson: Homer! You're not supposed to see the dress before the wedding!,610000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer! You're not supposed to see the dress before the wedding!,homer youre not supposed to see the dress before the wedding,11 +147259,526,142,Homer Simpson: (COVERING EYES) Just looking for the bathroom.,614000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Just looking for the bathroom.,just looking for the bathroom,5 +147260,526,143,Woman: (SCREAMS) This is not the bathroom!,614000,TRUE,118,5,Woman,Simpson Home,This is not the bathroom!,this is not the bathroom,5 +147261,526,144,Homer Simpson: But this paper towel feels so good.,619000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But this paper towel feels so good.,but this paper towel feels so good,7 +147262,526,145,"Lisa Simpson: (ENTERS) I'm sorry your dress is gone, Mom.",622000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry your dress is gone, Mom.",im sorry your dress is gone mom,7 +147263,526,146,"Marge Simpson: Oh sweetie, it's not for me. I wanted you to wear that dress at your wedding.",624000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh sweetie, it's not for me. I wanted you to wear that dress at your wedding.",oh sweetie its not for me i wanted you to wear that dress at your wedding,16 +147264,526,147,Lisa Simpson: Well then you shouldn't feel bad because I can't imagine myself ever getting married.,629000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Well then you shouldn't feel bad because I can't imagine myself ever getting married.,well then you shouldnt feel bad because i cant imagine myself ever getting married,14 +147265,526,148,"Marge Simpson: Homer, your daughter doesn't want to get married.",636000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, your daughter doesn't want to get married.",homer your daughter doesnt want to get married,8 +147266,526,149,Homer Simpson: (SOTTO TO MARGE) That would save us several hundred bucks.,639000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That would save us several hundred bucks.,that would save us several hundred bucks,7 +147267,526,150,Marge Simpson: Tell her she's wrong!,641000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Tell her she's wrong!,tell her shes wrong,4 +147268,526,151,"Homer Simpson: Right, um, I don't understand, Lisa, we let you get up early to watch the Royal Wedding!",643000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Right, um, I don't understand, Lisa, we let you get up early to watch the Royal Wedding!",right um i dont understand lisa we let you get up early to watch the royal wedding,17 +147269,526,152,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, I have a weakness for pomp!",649000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, I have a weakness for pomp!",hey i have a weakness for pomp,7 +147270,526,153,Homer Simpson: Since when?,650000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Since when?,since when,2 +147271,526,154,(First Church of Springfield: Int. first church of Springfield - day),653000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147272,526,155,"Rev. Hooper: So you see, what Jesus is saying really can be explained by an episode of ""Californication.""",653000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"So you see, what Jesus is saying really can be explained by an episode of ""Californication.""",so you see what jesus is saying really can be explained by an episode of californication,16 +147273,526,156,Congregation: (AGREEING MURMURS),653000,FALSE,1399,131,Congregation,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147274,526,157,Rev. Hooper: Now Reverend Lovejoy will lead us in song...,662000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,Now Reverend Lovejoy will lead us in song...,now reverend lovejoy will lead us in song,8 +147275,526,158,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (SINGING) GOD LIFTS YOU UP WHERE YOU BEL-- (STARTING OVER) GOD LIFTS YOU UP WHERE-- (STARTING OVER) GOD LIFTS YOU UP-- (SPOKEN) Um, give me a minute...",664000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"GOD LIFTS YOU UP WHERE YOU BEL-- GOD LIFTS YOU UP WHERE-- GOD LIFTS YOU UP-- Um, give me a minute...",god lifts you up where you bel-- god lifts you up where-- god lifts you up-- um give me a minute,21 +147276,526,159,"Rev. Hooper: Uh, but first, let me introduce our new deacon... Homer Simpson!",678000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"Uh, but first, let me introduce our new deacon... Homer Simpson!",uh but first let me introduce our new deacon homer simpson,11 +147277,526,160,"Homer Simpson: It's an honor, sir.",681000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"It's an honor, sir.",its an honor sir,4 +147278,526,161,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Homer Simpson a deacon?! But why?,686000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Homer Simpson a deacon?! But why?,homer simpson a deacon but why,6 +147279,526,162,Rev. Hooper: (QUIETLY TO LOVEJOY) You bring in the lost sheep and the others will follow.,688000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,You bring in the lost sheep and the others will follow.,you bring in the lost sheep and the others will follow,11 +147280,526,163,Homer Simpson: (ED MCMAHON) Lost sheep! Yes! Sis boom bah! (LAUGHS),691000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Lost sheep! Yes! Sis boom bah!,lost sheep yes sis boom bah,6 +147281,526,164,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (SADLY) I don't think there's a place for me here anymore.,695000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,I don't think there's a place for me here anymore.,i dont think theres a place for me here anymore,10 +147282,526,165,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Heading for the door... pushing the handle...left foot across the threshold... now the right...,698000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Heading for the door... pushing the handle...left foot across the threshold... now the right...,heading for the door pushing the handleleft foot across the threshold now the right,14 +147283,526,166,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Walking to car... stepped in hole... twisted ankle... tremendous pain... keep it elevated...,707000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Walking to car... stepped in hole... twisted ankle... tremendous pain... keep it elevated...,walking to car stepped in hole twisted ankle tremendous pain keep it elevated,13 +147284,526,167,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),721000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147285,526,168,Homer Simpson: (BRANDISHING BULLETIN) Church bulletin? Church bulletin? Find out in whose loving memory this week's service is. (DRAMATIC) The answer may shock you.,721000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Church bulletin? Church bulletin? Find out in whose loving memory this week's service is. The answer may shock you.,church bulletin church bulletin find out in whose loving memory this weeks service is the answer may shock you,19 +147286,526,169,Bart Simpson: Dad?! You always hated church!,726000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Dad?! You always hated church!,dad you always hated church,5 +147287,526,170,"Homer Simpson: Now, for the record, I hated the building, the people in it and the spirit it represented. I never hated the church itself. And now, finally, I believe in something bigger than myself.",729000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, for the record, I hated the building, the people in it and the spirit it represented. I never hated the church itself. And now, finally, I believe in something bigger than myself.",now for the record i hated the building the people in it and the spirit it represented i never hated the church itself and now finally i believe in something bigger than myself,33 +147288,526,171,"Bart Simpson: The only thing bigger than you, is you tomorrow.",741000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"The only thing bigger than you, is you tomorrow.",the only thing bigger than you is you tomorrow,9 +147289,526,172,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little...! (CONTROLLING HIMSELF) lamb... (EXITING) mustn't... kill own son... only God can do that...,744000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why you little...! lamb... mustn't... kill own son... only God can do that...,why you little lamb mustnt kill own son only god can do that,13 +147290,526,173,Ned Flanders: (PULLED-UNDER NOISE),744000,FALSE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147291,526,174,Homer Simpson: Church bulletin? Church bulletin? Church--,785000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Church bulletin? Church bulletin? Church--,church bulletin church bulletin church--,5 +147292,526,175,Homer Simpson: (GASP) Someone finally took one!,787000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Someone finally took one!,someone finally took one,4 +147293,526,176,Hans Moleman: I'm mentioned in it 'cause I'm sick.,790000,TRUE,963,5,Hans Moleman,Simpson Home,I'm mentioned in it 'cause I'm sick.,im mentioned in it cause im sick,7 +147294,526,177,"Marge Simpson: Sorry Maggie, I just don't have the touch today.",795000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sorry Maggie, I just don't have the touch today.",sorry maggie i just dont have the touch today,9 +147295,526,178,Maggie Simpson: (BURP),795000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147296,526,179,Marge Simpson: (INADVERTENT BURP),795000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147297,526,180,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, I found your wedding dress!",802000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, I found your wedding dress!",mom i found your wedding dress,6 +147298,526,181,Marge Simpson: (HUGE GASP) How?,805000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,How?,how,1 +147299,526,182,"Lisa Simpson: Using something this town has never ever seen: good, honest police work.",807000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Using something this town has never ever seen: good, honest police work.",using something this town has never ever seen good honest police work,12 +147300,526,183,"Lisa Simpson: I staked out the alley and befriended the garbage man who took it. Then he gave it to a local theater company, who used it in the first unsuccessful version of ""Mamma Mia."" In a bankruptcy sale, it was bought by a young couple. That couple right there!",812000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I staked out the alley and befriended the garbage man who took it. Then he gave it to a local theater company, who used it in the first unsuccessful version of ""Mamma Mia."" In a bankruptcy sale, it was bought by a young couple. That couple right there!",i staked out the alley and befriended the garbage man who took it then he gave it to a local theater company who used it in the first unsuccessful version of mamma mia in a bankruptcy sale it was bought by a young couple that couple right there,48 +147301,526,184,(Springfield Town Hall: int. city hall - clerk's office - day),828000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +147302,526,185,Clerk: (WISEGUY) I now pronounce you husband and wife.,828000,TRUE,28,48,Clerk,Springfield Town Hall,I now pronounce you husband and wife.,i now pronounce you husband and wife,7 +147303,526,186,"Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE) Thank you for finding it, sweetie. And seeing someone else get married in it is better than having it myself.",832000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"Thank you for finding it, sweetie. And seeing someone else get married in it is better than having it myself.",thank you for finding it sweetie and seeing someone else get married in it is better than having it myself,20 +147304,526,187,"Lisa Simpson: You never know, Mom. I'm only eight. I might get married someday... even if it's only a green card marriage to keep a Chinese dissident from being deported.",839000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"You never know, Mom. I'm only eight. I might get married someday... even if it's only a green card marriage to keep a Chinese dissident from being deported.",you never know mom im only eight i might get married someday even if its only a green card marriage to keep a chinese dissident from being deported,28 +147305,526,188,Marge Simpson: We can have the reception at Wong Lee's!,847000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,We can have the reception at Wong Lee's!,we can have the reception at wong lees,8 +147306,526,189,(Simpson Home: int. Simpson house - morning),852000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147307,526,190,Homer Simpson: (SINGS TO SELF) DAY BY DAY... DAY BY DAY... THE DEACON'S JOB... IS PRETTY OKAY... PRETTY OKAAAY... I'M GOING TO BE A DEACON... DAY BY DAY... I'M ALREADY A DEACON... DAY BY DAY...,852000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,DAY BY DAY... DAY BY DAY... THE DEACON'S JOB... IS PRETTY OKAY... PRETTY OKAAAY... I'M GOING TO BE A DEACON... DAY BY DAY... I'M ALREADY A DEACON... DAY BY DAY...,day by day day by day the deacons job is pretty okay pretty okaaay im going to be a deacon day by day im already a deacon day by day,30 +147308,526,191,"Bart Simpson: (ENTERING) Dad, the Oogle street camera's driving around town today. Wanna go moon it with me?",871000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, the Oogle street camera's driving around town today. Wanna go moon it with me?",dad the oogle street cameras driving around town today wanna go moon it with me,15 +147363,526,246,Agnes Skinner: We need guidance!,1147000,TRUE,192,131,Agnes Skinner,First Church of Springfield,We need guidance!,we need guidance,3 +147309,526,192,"Homer Simpson: Son, I'd love to, but... I'm a deacon now. My butt's place is in my pants.",875000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Son, I'd love to, but... I'm a deacon now. My butt's place is in my pants.",son id love to but im a deacon now my butts place is in my pants,16 +147310,526,193,Ned Flanders: (MUTTERING) Church songs with clapping... I don't think this is what Martin Presbyluther had in mind when he founded our religion by sticking his Three Suggestions under the Pope's windshield wiper.,889000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Church songs with clapping... I don't think this is what Martin Presbyluther had in mind when he founded our religion by sticking his Three Suggestions under the Pope's windshield wiper.,church songs with clapping i dont think this is what martin presbyluther had in mind when he founded our religion by sticking his three suggestions under the popes windshield wiper,30 +147311,526,194,Bart Simpson: Mr. Flanders? This new reverend has thrown tar in your half-pipe too?,899000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Mr. Flanders? This new reverend has thrown tar in your half-pipe too?,mr flanders this new reverend has thrown tar in your half-pipe too,12 +147312,526,195,"Ned Flanders: I don't understand that on any level, but yes.",902000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"I don't understand that on any level, but yes.",i dont understand that on any level but yes,9 +147313,526,196,Bart Simpson: Well let's get Lovejoy back. Do you know where he is?,905000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Well let's get Lovejoy back. Do you know where he is?,well lets get lovejoy back do you know where he is,11 +147314,526,197,Ned Flanders: (GRIM) He's in a place full of brimstone and exposed flesh.,908000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,He's in a place full of brimstone and exposed flesh.,hes in a place full of brimstone and exposed flesh,10 +147315,526,198,Bart Simpson: You mean he's selling hot tubs?,912000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You mean he's selling hot tubs?,you mean hes selling hot tubs,6 +147316,526,199,Ned Flanders: Yes.,914000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Yes.,yes,1 +147317,526,200,"(""RUB A DUB DUB, THREE MEN SELLING TUBS"": ext. ""rub a dub dub, three men selling tubs"" - day)",917000,FALSE,NA,4207,NA,"""RUB A DUB DUB, THREE MEN SELLING TUBS""",NA,NA,NA +147318,526,201,(Hot Tub Store: int. hot tub STORE - continuous),917000,FALSE,NA,4208,NA,Hot Tub Store,NA,NA,NA +147319,526,202,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (FAST-TALKING) The Seventy-five hundred is all about jets, jets, jets. That's the one place you cannot cut corners. That, of course, and underwater speakers.",917000,TRUE,140,4208,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Hot Tub Store,"The Seventy-five hundred is all about jets, jets, jets. That's the one place you cannot cut corners. That, of course, and underwater speakers.",the seventy-five hundred is all about jets jets jets thats the one place you cannot cut corners that of course and underwater speakers,23 +147320,526,203,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: That sounds expensive.,925000,TRUE,208,4208,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Hot Tub Store,That sounds expensive.,that sounds expensive,3 +147321,526,204,"Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: I need this, Apu!",925000,TRUE,1975,4208,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Hot Tub Store,"I need this, Apu!",i need this apu,4 +147322,526,205,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Sir, can you please turn up the bubbles so we can argue in private here?",927000,TRUE,208,4208,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Hot Tub Store,"Sir, can you please turn up the bubbles so we can argue in private here?",sir can you please turn up the bubbles so we can argue in private here,15 +147323,526,206,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: We wouldn't have to do this if you remembered your Hindi.,931000,TRUE,1975,4208,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Hot Tub Store,We wouldn't have to do this if you remembered your Hindi.,we wouldnt have to do this if you remembered your hindi,11 +147324,526,207,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh I remember it! I'm just pretending I can't understand you.,933000,TRUE,208,4208,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Hot Tub Store,Oh I remember it! I'm just pretending I can't understand you.,oh i remember it im just pretending i cant understand you,11 +147325,526,208,"Ned Flanders: Reverend, we want you to come back.",937000,TRUE,11,4208,Ned Flanders,Hot Tub Store,"Reverend, we want you to come back.",reverend we want you to come back,7 +147326,526,209,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (NO LONGER FAST-TALKING) Well, let's face it, I wasn't cut out for that job. Nobody listened. Look, the boy's not even listening now.",939000,TRUE,140,4208,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Hot Tub Store,"Well, let's face it, I wasn't cut out for that job. Nobody listened. Look, the boy's not even listening now.",well lets face it i wasnt cut out for that job nobody listened look the boys not even listening now,20 +147327,526,210,"Bart Simpson: He's right, these underwater speakers are amazing!",946000,TRUE,8,4208,Bart Simpson,Hot Tub Store,"He's right, these underwater speakers are amazing!",hes right these underwater speakers are amazing,7 +147328,526,211,Bart Simpson: (UNDERWATER HUMMING NOISES),946000,FALSE,8,4208,Bart Simpson,Hot Tub Store,NA,NA,NA +147329,526,212,"Ned Flanders: Reverend, this is just the kind of tomfoolery that's been on the upswing since you left! Pure, unadulterated tomfoolery!",953000,TRUE,11,4208,Ned Flanders,Hot Tub Store,"Reverend, this is just the kind of tomfoolery that's been on the upswing since you left! Pure, unadulterated tomfoolery!",reverend this is just the kind of tomfoolery thats been on the upswing since you left pure unadulterated tomfoolery,19 +147330,526,213,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: We shall take the Seventy-five hundred!,959000,TRUE,1975,4208,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Hot Tub Store,We shall take the Seventy-five hundred!,we shall take the seventy-five hundred,6 +147331,526,214,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (DEFIANT) And not a single jet more!,961000,TRUE,208,4208,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Hot Tub Store,And not a single jet more!,and not a single jet more,6 +147332,526,215,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Sorry, Ned. I finally found my calling. (TO APU AND MANJULA) How are you guys fixed for decking?",963000,TRUE,140,4208,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Hot Tub Store,"Sorry, Ned. I finally found my calling. How are you guys fixed for decking?",sorry ned i finally found my calling how are you guys fixed for decking,14 +147333,526,216,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (MOCK SHOCK) Oh, what a surprise. A huge new expense you didn't tell us about.",969000,TRUE,208,4208,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Hot Tub Store,"Oh, what a surprise. A huge new expense you didn't tell us about.",oh what a surprise a huge new expense you didnt tell us about,13 +147334,526,217,Ned Flanders: We've lost him.,974000,TRUE,11,4208,Ned Flanders,Hot Tub Store,We've lost him.,weve lost him,3 +147393,527,4,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED) What the--?,36000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the--?,what the--,2 +147335,526,218,Nelson Muntz: Hey! There's a fifty in my vest pocket. Will you buy us some beers?,976000,TRUE,101,4208,Nelson Muntz,Hot Tub Store,Hey! There's a fifty in my vest pocket. Will you buy us some beers?,hey theres a fifty in my vest pocket will you buy us some beers,14 +147336,526,219,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - day),978000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +147337,526,220,Bart Simpson: The only cool thing about my dad was that he hated church. And now he's turned into a fat version of Flanders. (TO FLANDERS) No offense.,978000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,The only cool thing about my dad was that he hated church. And now he's turned into a fat version of Flanders. No offense.,the only cool thing about my dad was that he hated church and now hes turned into a fat version of flanders no offense,24 +147338,526,221,Ned Flanders: (UPBEAT) None taken.,988000,TRUE,11,1033,Ned Flanders,Springfield Streets,None taken.,none taken,2 +147339,526,222,Ned Flanders: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) God doesn't need Twitter to reach people. He uses leprosy and plagues.,992000,TRUE,11,1033,Ned Flanders,Springfield Streets,God doesn't need Twitter to reach people. He uses leprosy and plagues.,god doesnt need twitter to reach people he uses leprosy and plagues,12 +147340,526,223,Bart Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL) Plagues...,996000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,Plagues...,plagues,1 +147341,526,224,"Bart Simpson: Ew, locusts. Darkness, yawn. (SEEING FROGS) Bingo! Flanders, are you willing to get Lovejoy back by hook or by crook?",1000000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Ew, locusts. Darkness, yawn. Bingo! Flanders, are you willing to get Lovejoy back by hook or by crook?",ew locusts darkness yawn bingo flanders are you willing to get lovejoy back by hook or by crook,18 +147342,526,225,Ned Flanders: Neither! And I don't like it when other people rhyme!,1009000,TRUE,11,1033,Ned Flanders,Springfield Streets,Neither! And I don't like it when other people rhyme!,neither and i dont like it when other people rhyme,10 +147343,526,226,"Bart Simpson: Yes, but if I do something will you look the other way?",1012000,TRUE,8,1033,Bart Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Yes, but if I do something will you look the other way?",yes but if i do something will you look the other way,12 +147344,526,227,Ned Flanders: (MULLING SOUND),1012000,FALSE,11,1033,Ned Flanders,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +147345,526,228,(Springfield Police Station: int. police station - a little later),1016000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +147346,526,229,Ned Flanders: I'd like to turn in this boy for thinkin' about doin' something naughty... and myself for waiting thirty seconds before bringing him here.,1016000,TRUE,11,192,Ned Flanders,Springfield Police Station,I'd like to turn in this boy for thinkin' about doin' something naughty... and myself for waiting thirty seconds before bringing him here.,id like to turn in this boy for thinkin about doin something naughty and myself for waiting thirty seconds before bringing him here,23 +147347,526,230,"Chief Wiggum: Whatever. (TO EDDIE AND LOU) Take 'em away, boys.",1022000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Whatever. Take 'em away, boys.",whatever take em away boys,5 +147348,526,231,(SPRINGFIELD SWAMP: ext. springfield swamp - sunday morning),1024000,FALSE,NA,4209,NA,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,NA,NA,NA +147349,526,232,Bart Simpson: And that's why Flanders will never ever be my partner in crime again. Thanks for bailing me out.,1024000,TRUE,8,4209,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,And that's why Flanders will never ever be my partner in crime again. Thanks for bailing me out.,and thats why flanders will never ever be my partner in crime again thanks for bailing me out,18 +147350,526,233,"Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, but don't push it. There's only so many times I can tell Nana it's my birthday. Now what's this prank?",1028000,TRUE,25,4209,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,"Yeah, but don't push it. There's only so many times I can tell Nana it's my birthday. Now what's this prank?",yeah but dont push it theres only so many times i can tell nana its my birthday now whats this prank,21 +147351,526,234,"Bart Simpson: First, we got every dead bedbug in town.",1035000,TRUE,8,4209,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,"First, we got every dead bedbug in town.",first we got every dead bedbug in town,8 +147352,526,235,Milhouse Van Houten: To think those exterminators were just gonna throw these beauties away.,1038000,TRUE,25,4209,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,To think those exterminators were just gonna throw these beauties away.,to think those exterminators were just gonna throw these beauties away,11 +147353,526,236,Bart Simpson: Now to leave a nice clean trail of bugs out of the swamp... the frogs follow... and Hooper's got a plague he can't handle.,1042000,TRUE,8,4209,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,Now to leave a nice clean trail of bugs out of the swamp... the frogs follow... and Hooper's got a plague he can't handle.,now to leave a nice clean trail of bugs out of the swamp the frogs follow and hoopers got a plague he cant handle,24 +147354,526,237,"Bart Simpson: (SCRATCHING BACK) Ugh, one of these bedbugs is still alive!",1054000,TRUE,8,4209,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,"Ugh, one of these bedbugs is still alive!",ugh one of these bedbugs is still alive,8 +147355,526,238,"Bart Simpson: Ah, much better.",1059000,TRUE,8,4209,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD SWAMP,"Ah, much better.",ah much better,3 +147356,526,239,(First Church of Springfield: ext. first church of springfield - continuous),1115000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147357,526,240,Lenny Leonard: (PAINED NOISE) He took my contact!,1115000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,He took my contact!,he took my contact,4 +147358,526,241,Lenny Leonard: (PAINED NOISE) Now I've got two in one eye!,1118000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,Now I've got two in one eye!,now ive got two in one eye,7 +147359,526,242,Congregation: (SCARED NOISES),1118000,FALSE,1399,131,Congregation,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147360,526,243,"Moe Szyslak: (LASCIVIOUS) Remember you said, ""When Hell freezes over?"" I think this is close enough.",1122000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,"Remember you said, ""When Hell freezes over?"" I think this is close enough.",remember you said when hell freezes over i think this is close enough,13 +147361,526,244,Lindsay Naegle: (SHRUGS) I'm in no position to argue.,1127000,TRUE,3057,131,Lindsay Naegle,First Church of Springfield,I'm in no position to argue.,im in no position to argue,6 +147362,526,245,Congregation: Help Help! frogs! / What should we do?,1144000,TRUE,1399,131,Congregation,First Church of Springfield,Help Help! frogs! / What should we do?,help help frogs what should we do,7 +147364,526,247,Mayor Joe Quimby: I have a plan -- save your civic leaders!,1149000,TRUE,240,131,Mayor Joe Quimby,First Church of Springfield,I have a plan -- save your civic leaders!,i have a plan -- save your civic leaders,9 +147365,526,248,"Homer Simpson: Calm yourselves! In times like this, there's one almighty being we can put our faith in... Reverend Hooper.",1152000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Calm yourselves! In times like this, there's one almighty being we can put our faith in... Reverend Hooper.",calm yourselves in times like this theres one almighty being we can put our faith in reverend hooper,18 +147366,526,249,"Rev. Hooper: It's okay, everyone. Who here has seen ""The Blind Side"" with Sandy Bullock? Remember when Big Mike was overwhelmed with scholarship offers? Well that's kind of how we are with these frogs.",1159000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"It's okay, everyone. Who here has seen ""The Blind Side"" with Sandy Bullock? Remember when Big Mike was overwhelmed with scholarship offers? Well that's kind of how we are with these frogs.",its okay everyone who here has seen the blind side with sandy bullock remember when big mike was overwhelmed with scholarship offers well thats kind of how we are with these frogs,32 +147367,526,250,Lenny Leonard: To hell with your references!,1168000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,To hell with your references!,to hell with your references,5 +147368,526,251,Lenny Leonard: We're dyin' here!,1171000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,We're dyin' here!,were dyin here,3 +147369,526,252,Moe Szyslak: I'm more frog than Moe!,1173000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,I'm more frog than Moe!,im more frog than moe,5 +147370,526,253,Moe Szyslak: (PAINED NOISES FOLLOWED BY VERY CALM) Ribbet. Ribbet.,1177000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,Ribbet. Ribbet.,ribbet ribbet,2 +147371,526,254,Crowd: (ANGRY NOISES),1177000,FALSE,75,131,Crowd,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147372,526,255,Gary Chalmers: Do something!,1178000,TRUE,1078,131,Gary Chalmers,First Church of Springfield,Do something!,do something,2 +147373,526,256,"Rev. Hooper: (PANICKED) Um, videogames! Twitter! ""How to Train your Dragon""! ""Fight Club""!",1180000,TRUE,6326,131,Rev. Hooper,First Church of Springfield,"Um, videogames! Twitter! ""How to Train your Dragon""! ""Fight Club""!",um videogames twitter how to train your dragon fight club,10 +147374,526,257,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want. / He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. / He leadeth me beside the still waters. / He restoreth my soul.,1188000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,The Lord is my Shepherd; I shall not want. / He maketh me to lie down in green pastures. / He leadeth me beside the still waters. / He restoreth my soul.,the lord is my shepherd i shall not want he maketh me to lie down in green pastures he leadeth me beside the still waters he restoreth my soul,29 +147375,526,258,Sideshow Mel: His words have soothed the amphibious beasts!,1200000,TRUE,699,131,Sideshow Mel,First Church of Springfield,His words have soothed the amphibious beasts!,his words have soothed the amphibious beasts,7 +147376,526,259,Homer Simpson: (IN AWE) His boringness saved us all...,1207000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,His boringness saved us all...,his boringness saved us all,5 +147377,526,260,Parishioners: Lovejoy! Lovejoy! Lovejoy!,1209000,TRUE,6328,131,Parishioners,First Church of Springfield,Lovejoy! Lovejoy! Lovejoy!,lovejoy lovejoy lovejoy,3 +147378,526,261,Lunchlady Dora: Where do you think you're going?,1220000,TRUE,4715,131,Lunchlady Dora,First Church of Springfield,Where do you think you're going?,where do you think youre going,6 +147379,526,262,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Let us pray.,1223000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Let us pray.,let us pray,3 +147380,526,263,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - sunset),1229000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +147381,526,264,(OOGLE MOBILE: int. Oogle mobile - continuous),1229000,FALSE,NA,4210,NA,OOGLE MOBILE,NA,NA,NA +147382,526,265,"Oogle Driver: All right, we collected all the personal information from... Flanders comma Ned. Let's move on to the next house.",1229000,TRUE,6329,4210,Oogle Driver,OOGLE MOBILE,"All right, we collected all the personal information from... Flanders comma Ned. Let's move on to the next house.",all right we collected all the personal information from flanders comma ned lets move on to the next house,19 +147383,526,266,"Oogle Worker: Hmm, that's weird. Four spheres -- two small, two gigantic. Better zoom in.",1235000,TRUE,6330,4210,Oogle Worker,OOGLE MOBILE,"Hmm, that's weird. Four spheres -- two small, two gigantic. Better zoom in.",hmm thats weird four spheres -- two small two gigantic better zoom in,13 +147384,526,267,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - continuous),1242000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +147385,526,268,Oogle Worker: (HORRIFIED SCREAMS),1242000,FALSE,6330,410,Oogle Worker,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +147386,526,269,Homer Simpson: Compliments of the deacon!,1242000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Compliments of the deacon!,compliments of the deacon,4 +147387,526,270,Bart Simpson: (LAUGHS),1242000,FALSE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +147388,526,271,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS TO ""DAY BY DAY"") DAY BY DAY / DAY BY DAY / I'VE GOT THREE KIDS / AND TWO ARE OKAY / TWO ARE OKAY! / ONE OF THEM IS THE BABY / THE SMART ONE IS MINE MAYBE / I HOPE THE BOY GETS RABIES / DAY BY DAY BY DAY / DAY BY DAY... / OH I PRAY / DAY BY DAY BY DAY BY DAAAY!",1257000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,DAY BY DAY / DAY BY DAY / I'VE GOT THREE KIDS / AND TWO ARE OKAY / TWO ARE OKAY! / ONE OF THEM IS THE BABY / THE SMART ONE IS MINE MAYBE / I HOPE THE BOY GETS RABIES / DAY BY DAY BY DAY / DAY BY DAY... / OH I PRAY / DAY BY DAY BY DAY BY DAAAY!,day by day day by day ive got three kids and two are okay two are okay one of them is the baby the smart one is mine maybe i hope the boy gets rabies day by day by day day by day oh i pray day by day by day by daaay,53 +147389,527,0,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - EVENING - establishing),25000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147390,527,1,Homer Simpson: Oh boy.,25000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh boy.,oh boy,2 +147391,527,2,"Homer Simpson: (SMALL INTRIGUED NOISE, THEN CALMLY) Is that the radon detector?",29000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Is that the radon detector?,is that the radon detector,5 +147392,527,3,Lisa Simpson: Mom's deleting old TV shows off the DVR.,33000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom's deleting old TV shows off the DVR.,moms deleting old tv shows off the dvr,8 +147394,527,5,"Homer Simpson: Marge, you're deleting the two thousand nine Oscar Red Carpet! There were some awesome dresses! (SNOOTY) And quite a few (FALSETTO) dis-as-ters.",38000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, you're deleting the two thousand nine Oscar Red Carpet! There were some awesome dresses! And quite a few dis-as-ters.",marge youre deleting the two thousand nine oscar red carpet there were some awesome dresses and quite a few dis-as-ters,20 +147395,527,6,Marge Simpson: Fine. What would you get rid of?,48000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. What would you get rid of?,fine what would you get rid of,7 +147396,527,7,"Homer Simpson: Well, I can't part with a single one of my ""Hoarders""! Hands off my episodes of ""Episodes,"" and if you delete ""Revenge""... (SHAKING FIST NOISE)",50000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I can't part with a single one of my ""Hoarders""! Hands off my episodes of ""Episodes,"" and if you delete ""Revenge""...",well i cant part with a single one of my hoarders hands off my episodes of episodes and if you delete revenge,22 +147397,527,8,Marge Simpson: Fine. I'll just get rid of these Itchy and Mitchys.,59000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. I'll just get rid of these Itchy and Mitchys.,fine ill just get rid of these itchy and mitchys,10 +147398,527,9,"Bart Simpson: (GRIMLY) For every one of my cartoons that you erase, I rip up a family vacation photo. And just so you know I mean business, here's an ear!",62000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"For every one of my cartoons that you erase, I rip up a family vacation photo. And just so you know I mean business, here's an ear!",for every one of my cartoons that you erase i rip up a family vacation photo and just so you know i mean business heres an ear,27 +147399,527,10,"Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) All right, at least I can delete these Westminster Dog shows.",72000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, at least I can delete these Westminster Dog shows.",all right at least i can delete these westminster dog shows,11 +147400,527,11,Santa's Little Helper: (FURIOUS SNARL),72000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147401,527,12,"Marge Simpson: Fine. I'm getting rid of this American Masters ""Kitty Carlisle.""",77000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine. I'm getting rid of this American Masters ""Kitty Carlisle.""",fine im getting rid of this american masters kitty carlisle,10 +147402,527,13,Cat: (THREATENING YOWL),77000,FALSE,1017,5,Cat,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147403,527,14,Marge Simpson: It's not what you think!,77000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not what you think!,its not what you think,5 +147404,527,15,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - a few nights later - establishing),84000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147405,527,16,Homer Simpson: ...so I stayed up for the last eighty-seven hours watching all my shows.,84000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,...so I stayed up for the last eighty-seven hours watching all my shows.,so i stayed up for the last eighty-seven hours watching all my shows,13 +147406,527,17,Homer Simpson: Nothin's gonna delete these!,90000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Nothin's gonna delete these!,nothins gonna delete these,4 +147407,527,18,Homer Simpson: (QUICK MORONIC NOISE),90000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147408,527,19,"Moe Szyslak: (SERIOUS, SAD) Guys, there's somethin' I wanna tell ya. Somethin' important.",96000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Guys, there's somethin' I wanna tell ya. Somethin' important.",guys theres somethin i wanna tell ya somethin important,9 +147409,527,20,"Lenny Leonard: (MID-CONVERSATION) So who do you like, the Padres or the Tigers? I'm not talkin' about baseball, I'm asking if a priest can beat a big cat in a death match in some kind of polygon.",100000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"So who do you like, the Padres or the Tigers? I'm not talkin' about baseball, I'm asking if a priest can beat a big cat in a death match in some kind of polygon.",so who do you like the padres or the tigers im not talkin about baseball im asking if a priest can beat a big cat in a death match in some kind of polygon,34 +147410,527,21,Carl Carlson: Hexa- or octa-?,109000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Hexa- or octa-?,hexa- or octa-,3 +147411,527,22,Lenny Leonard: Only one way to decide: arm wrestling.,110000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Only one way to decide: arm wrestling.,only one way to decide arm wrestling,7 +147412,527,23,Moe Szyslak: (SADLY MUTTERING TO HIMSELF) Who am I kiddin'? They don't care about me.,114000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Who am I kiddin'? They don't care about me.,who am i kiddin they dont care about me,9 +147413,527,24,"Moe Szyslak: Suicide. Finally. I'm really doin' it. No more cries for (LOUDLY) helllp! (NORMAL) 'Cause this time there's no one that's gonna (LOUD) save me! (NORMAL) I mean, it's not like (LOUD) I'm beggin' ya, please, please show me some love! (QUIET) Yeah, it's nothin' like that. (SMALL SOB)",121000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Suicide. Finally. I'm really doin' it. No more cries for helllp! 'Cause this time there's no one that's gonna save me! I mean, it's not like I'm beggin' ya, please, please show me some love! Yeah, it's nothin' like that.",suicide finally im really doin it no more cries for helllp cause this time theres no one thats gonna save me i mean its not like im beggin ya please please show me some love yeah its nothin like that,40 +147414,527,25,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, maybe I should call. Give one of the new kids a chance to talk to the legend.",147000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, maybe I should call. Give one of the new kids a chance to talk to the legend.",eh maybe i should call give one of the new kids a chance to talk to the legend,18 +147415,527,26,"Warm Female Voice: Hello, you have reached the Buzz Cola Suicide Hotline.",152000,TRUE,6331,15,Warm Female Voice,Moe's Tavern,"Hello, you have reached the Buzz Cola Suicide Hotline.",hello you have reached the buzz cola suicide hotline,9 +147416,527,27,"Warm Female Voice: (RECORDED) Our options have changed, so please listen carefully.",157000,TRUE,6331,15,Warm Female Voice,Moe's Tavern,"Our options have changed, so please listen carefully.",our options have changed so please listen carefully,8 +147417,527,28,Warm Female Voice: State the reason you are committing suicide.,160000,TRUE,6331,15,Warm Female Voice,Moe's Tavern,State the reason you are committing suicide.,state the reason you are committing suicide,7 +147418,527,29,Moe Szyslak: (THOUGHTFUL) Nothin' to live for.,163000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Nothin' to live for.,nothin to live for,4 +147419,527,30,"Warm Female Voice: You said, ""business problems."" Is that correct?",164000,TRUE,6331,15,Warm Female Voice,Moe's Tavern,"You said, ""business problems."" Is that correct?",you said business problems is that correct,7 +147420,527,31,Moe Szyslak: No! I got nothin' and no one!,167000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,No! I got nothin' and no one!,no i got nothin and no one,7 +147421,527,32,"Warm Female Voice: You said, ""face sucked off by vacuum cleaner."" Is that correct?",170000,TRUE,6331,15,Warm Female Voice,Moe's Tavern,"You said, ""face sucked off by vacuum cleaner."" Is that correct?",you said face sucked off by vacuum cleaner is that correct,11 +147422,527,33,Moe Szyslak: (SOBS) No! No! Help me! Help!,174000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,No! No! Help me! Help!,no no help me help,5 +147423,527,34,"Warm Female Voice: If your face is in the vacuum cleaner bag, press ""one.""",177000,TRUE,6331,15,Warm Female Voice,Moe's Tavern,"If your face is in the vacuum cleaner bag, press ""one.""",if your face is in the vacuum cleaner bag press one,11 +147424,527,35,Moe Szyslak: I just wanna talk to a human being!,177000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I just wanna talk to a human being!,i just wanna talk to a human being,8 +147425,527,36,Warm Female Voice: Please hold for our next available life-extension agent.,183000,TRUE,6331,15,Warm Female Voice,Moe's Tavern,Please hold for our next available life-extension agent.,please hold for our next available life-extension agent,8 +147426,527,37,Male Singers: SUICIDE IS PAINLESS / IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES / AND I CAN--,186000,TRUE,6332,15,Male Singers,Moe's Tavern,SUICIDE IS PAINLESS / IT BRINGS ON MANY CHANGES / AND I CAN--,suicide is painless it brings on many changes and i can--,11 +147427,527,38,Moe Szyslak: That tears it! No more delays!,196000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,That tears it! No more delays!,that tears it no more delays,6 +147428,527,39,Moe Szyslak: (VULNERABLE) Hello?,199000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Hello?,hello,1 +147429,527,40,"Bart Simpson: Hi, I'm looking for a Mister Ron -- first name Moe.",200000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hi, I'm looking for a Mister Ron -- first name Moe.",hi im looking for a mister ron -- first name moe,11 +147430,527,41,"Moe Szyslak: Moe-ron? (REALIZING) Moron! It's you, you little puke... I am gonna tie a rope around your neck and hang-- (CHOKING NOISES)",203000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Moe-ron? Moron! It's you, you little puke... I am gonna tie a rope around your neck and hang--",moe-ron moron its you you little puke i am gonna tie a rope around your neck and hang--,18 +147431,527,42,Moe Szyslak: I'll show you who's a... (DYING) moron.,213000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I'll show you who's a... moron.,ill show you whos a moron,6 +147432,527,43,Lenny Leonard: ...and that's why libraries use newspaper rods.,217000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,...and that's why libraries use newspaper rods.,and thats why libraries use newspaper rods,7 +147433,527,44,Homer Simpson: I know C.P.R.,223000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I know C.P.R.,i know cpr,3 +147434,527,45,Homer Simpson: I took a class where you do chest compressions to a Bee Gees song.,227000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I took a class where you do chest compressions to a Bee Gees song.,i took a class where you do chest compressions to a bee gees song,14 +147435,527,46,Homer Simpson: (SINGING/PUSHING) HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE... HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE...,231000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE... HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE...,how deep is your love how deep is your love,10 +147436,527,47,"Lenny Leonard: Are you sure it wasn't ""Stayin' Alive?""",235000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Are you sure it wasn't ""Stayin' Alive?""",are you sure it wasnt stayin alive,7 +147437,527,48,Homer Simpson: Too on the nose. (SINGING) I REALLY NEED TO LEARN / 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING IN A WORLD OF FOOLS...,235000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Too on the nose. I REALLY NEED TO LEARN / 'CAUSE WE'RE LIVING IN A WORLD OF FOOLS...,too on the nose i really need to learn cause were living in a world of fools,17 +147438,527,49,Moe Szyslak: (SINGING) BREAKING US DOWN...,244000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,BREAKING US DOWN...,breaking us down,3 +147439,527,50,Moe Szyslak: (SINGING) WHEN THEY ALL SHOULD LET US BE... WE BELONG TO YOU AND ME...,246000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,WHEN THEY ALL SHOULD LET US BE... WE BELONG TO YOU AND ME...,when they all should let us be we belong to you and me,13 +147440,527,51,"Moe Szyslak: (SINGS) I BELIEVE IN YOUSE... (SITS UP) you guys, you saved me! You do care!",253000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"I BELIEVE IN YOUSE... you guys, you saved me! You do care!",i believe in youse you guys you saved me you do care,12 +147441,527,52,Homer Simpson: Now wait a minute. Gotta make sure you're okay. Who's the president now?,260000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Now wait a minute. Gotta make sure you're okay. Who's the president now?,now wait a minute gotta make sure youre okay whos the president now,13 +147442,527,53,Moe Szyslak: Some jerk.,263000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Some jerk.,some jerk,2 +147443,527,54,Homer Simpson: He's back!,265000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,He's back!,hes back,2 +147444,527,55,"Moe Szyslak: And I really wanna thank you all. You gave me a new lease on life, and I'm gonna take this opportunity to...",270000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"And I really wanna thank you all. You gave me a new lease on life, and I'm gonna take this opportunity to...",and i really wanna thank you all you gave me a new lease on life and im gonna take this opportunity to,22 +147445,527,56,"Moe Szyslak: (SIGHS) What's the point?... same ol' stinkin' world... ah, this post-suicide afterglow gets shorter every time!",284000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"What's the point?... same ol' stinkin' world... ah, this post-suicide afterglow gets shorter every time!",whats the point same ol stinkin world ah this post-suicide afterglow gets shorter every time,15 +147446,527,57,Marge Simpson: Homer Simpson!,293000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Homer Simpson!,homer simpson,2 +147447,527,58,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE) The woman I love!,294000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,The woman I love!,the woman i love,4 +147448,527,59,Marge Simpson: I sent you to the store to get applesauce for Maggie two hours ago!,296000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I sent you to the store to get applesauce for Maggie two hours ago!,i sent you to the store to get applesauce for maggie two hours ago,14 +147449,527,60,"Homer Simpson: Well, uh, I was just leaving, but Moe... had an accident.",300000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Well, uh, I was just leaving, but Moe... had an accident.",well uh i was just leaving but moe had an accident,11 +147450,527,61,Marge Simpson: What kind of accident?,305000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,What kind of accident?,what kind of accident,4 +147451,527,62,Moe Szyslak: (EMBARRASSED) I... uh... may have tried to end it all. Wasn't even good at that.,306000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I... uh... may have tried to end it all. Wasn't even good at that.,i uh may have tried to end it all wasnt even good at that,14 +147452,527,63,"Moe Szyslak: Excuse me, will you? (CHOKED-UP NOISE)",311000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Excuse me, will you?",excuse me will you,4 +147453,527,64,Marge Simpson: That poor man. We've got to do something to change his life.,316000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,That poor man. We've got to do something to change his life.,that poor man weve got to do something to change his life,12 +147454,527,65,Lenny Leonard: We could write on his face when he passes out.,320000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,We could write on his face when he passes out.,we could write on his face when he passes out,10 +147455,527,66,Carl Carlson: (CHUCKLE) That's always good for a laugh.,322000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,That's always good for a laugh.,thats always good for a laugh,6 +147456,527,67,"Marge Simpson: No, no, it has to be something big that'll change his whole outlook. (SNAPS FINGERS) Why don't we take Moe on a road trip?",324000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"No, no, it has to be something big that'll change his whole outlook. Why don't we take Moe on a road trip?",no no it has to be something big thatll change his whole outlook why dont we take moe on a road trip,22 +147457,527,68,"Moe Szyslak: (REENTERING) Oh, that, hey, that's really sweet. Hey, can Noosey come too?",333000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, that, hey, that's really sweet. Hey, can Noosey come too?",oh that hey thats really sweet hey can noosey come too,11 +147458,527,69,"Marge Simpson: (GENTLY) Moe, this trip is about turning your life around.",337000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, this trip is about turning your life around.",moe this trip is about turning your life around,9 +147459,527,70,Lenny Leonard: With the three desperate barflies that you see every day.,341000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,With the three desperate barflies that you see every day.,with the three desperate barflies that you see every day,10 +147460,527,71,Marge Simpson: Maybe I should come too.,344000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Maybe I should come too.,maybe i should come too,5 +147461,527,72,"Moe Szyslak: Four guys, a chick and a noose. Just like the movies I like to watch.",346000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Four guys, a chick and a noose. Just like the movies I like to watch.",four guys a chick and a noose just like the movies i like to watch,15 +147462,527,73,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning),351000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147463,527,74,Marge Simpson: Grampa's in charge of you kids while we go to Capital City.,351000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Grampa's in charge of you kids while we go to Capital City.,grampas in charge of you kids while we go to capital city,12 +147464,527,75,"Grampa Simpson: Ooh, you're a good eater today, Maggie.",354000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, you're a good eater today, Maggie.",ooh youre a good eater today maggie,7 +147465,527,76,"Marge Simpson: Bart, you're in charge of Grampa.",359000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, you're in charge of Grampa.",bart youre in charge of grampa,6 +147466,527,77,(Capital City: EXt. CAPITAL CITY - DAY),366000,FALSE,NA,239,NA,Capital City,NA,NA,NA +147467,527,78,"Carl Carlson: C'mon, Moe! Stick your head out the sunroof.",366000,TRUE,170,239,Carl Carlson,Capital City,"C'mon, Moe! Stick your head out the sunroof.",cmon moe stick your head out the sunroof,8 +147468,527,79,Lenny Leonard: You'll look like the richest dog in the world!,376000,TRUE,165,239,Lenny Leonard,Capital City,You'll look like the richest dog in the world!,youll look like the richest dog in the world,9 +147469,527,80,(Limo: Ext. Limo - continuous),384000,FALSE,NA,315,NA,Limo,NA,NA,NA +147470,527,81,Moe Szyslak: Eh.,384000,TRUE,17,315,Moe Szyslak,Limo,Eh.,eh,1 +147471,527,82,"Carl Carlson: Lighten up, man, the Big City!",385000,TRUE,170,315,Carl Carlson,Limo,"Lighten up, man, the Big City!",lighten up man the big city,6 +147472,527,83,"Lenny Leonard: Wow, look at all them countdown clocks!",387000,TRUE,165,315,Lenny Leonard,Limo,"Wow, look at all them countdown clocks!",wow look at all them countdown clocks,7 +147473,527,84,"Lenny Leonard: Acres of rainforest left, deaths by lung cancer... it's magical!",389000,TRUE,165,315,Lenny Leonard,Limo,"Acres of rainforest left, deaths by lung cancer... it's magical!",acres of rainforest left deaths by lung cancer its magical,10 +147474,527,85,Moe Szyslak: All I see is two million people happier than me.,394000,TRUE,17,315,Moe Szyslak,Limo,All I see is two million people happier than me.,all i see is two million people happier than me,10 +147475,527,86,"Marge Simpson: Moe, I know things haven't been easy for you. But you're with people who love you in the most exciting of the twin cities.",397000,TRUE,1,315,Marge Simpson,Limo,"Moe, I know things haven't been easy for you. But you're with people who love you in the most exciting of the twin cities.",moe i know things havent been easy for you but youre with people who love you in the most exciting of the twin cities,24 +147476,527,87,Lenny Leonard: (TO CARL) Capital City has a twin?,405000,TRUE,165,315,Lenny Leonard,Limo,Capital City has a twin?,capital city has a twin,5 +147477,527,88,"Carl Carlson: Moved to California to be a star, but it just turned into Glendale.",407000,TRUE,170,315,Carl Carlson,Limo,"Moved to California to be a star, but it just turned into Glendale.",moved to california to be a star but it just turned into glendale,13 +147478,527,89,"Marge Simpson: So what do you say, Moe? Will you give me a smile?",411000,TRUE,1,315,Marge Simpson,Limo,"So what do you say, Moe? Will you give me a smile?",so what do you say moe will you give me a smile,12 +147479,527,90,"Moe Szyslak: (DUBIOUS) Well, I'll try...",414000,TRUE,17,315,Moe Szyslak,Limo,"Well, I'll try...",well ill try,3 +147480,527,91,"Moe Szyslak: (NOISES OF EFFORT, THEN) Maybe if I just tilt my head back here...",418000,TRUE,17,315,Moe Szyslak,Limo,Maybe if I just tilt my head back here...,maybe if i just tilt my head back here,9 +147481,527,92,Marge Simpson: Thatta boy.,422000,TRUE,1,315,Marge Simpson,Limo,Thatta boy.,thatta boy,2 +147482,527,93,(Capital City Street: Ext. Capital city street - latER),452000,FALSE,NA,2479,NA,Capital City Street,NA,NA,NA +147483,527,94,"Homer Simpson: Okay, Moe, one more surprise.",452000,TRUE,2,2479,Homer Simpson,Capital City Street,"Okay, Moe, one more surprise.",okay moe one more surprise,5 +147484,527,95,"Moe Szyslak: Gentlemen's Whorehouse? Oh, ho, ho!",455000,TRUE,17,2479,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Street,"Gentlemen's Whorehouse? Oh, ho, ho!",gentlemens whorehouse oh ho ho,5 +147485,527,96,"Lenny Leonard: No, no, it's a Wearhouse. We're all gonna chip in and get you a new suit.",458000,TRUE,165,2479,Lenny Leonard,Capital City Street,"No, no, it's a Wearhouse. We're all gonna chip in and get you a new suit.",no no its a wearhouse were all gonna chip in and get you a new suit,16 +147486,527,97,"Moe Szyslak: (EXCITED) A new suit? Oh, ho, ho! I'll be the best-dressed john in the whorehouse! (THINKS) But listen, are you guys sure you wanna spring for something that expensive?",462000,TRUE,17,2479,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Street,"A new suit? Oh, ho, ho! I'll be the best-dressed john in the whorehouse! But listen, are you guys sure you wanna spring for something that expensive?",a new suit oh ho ho ill be the best-dressed john in the whorehouse but listen are you guys sure you wanna spring for something that expensive,27 +147487,527,98,Marge Simpson: Yes. 'Cause every time you wear it you'll know how much we love you. Like the one pair of blue pants I bought Homer twenty years ago.,471000,TRUE,1,2479,Marge Simpson,Capital City Street,Yes. 'Cause every time you wear it you'll know how much we love you. Like the one pair of blue pants I bought Homer twenty years ago.,yes cause every time you wear it youll know how much we love you like the one pair of blue pants i bought homer twenty years ago,27 +147488,527,99,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) They're like a wedding ring, I can't take them off anymore.",480000,TRUE,2,2479,Homer Simpson,Capital City Street,"They're like a wedding ring, I can't take them off anymore.",theyre like a wedding ring i cant take them off anymore,11 +147489,527,100,(Men's Wearhouse: Int. Men's wearhouse - day),485000,FALSE,NA,4211,NA,Men's Wearhouse,NA,NA,NA +147490,527,101,"Marge Simpson: Oh Moe, this suit really brings out the herringbone in your eyes!",485000,TRUE,1,4211,Marge Simpson,Men's Wearhouse,"Oh Moe, this suit really brings out the herringbone in your eyes!",oh moe this suit really brings out the herringbone in your eyes,12 +147491,527,102,"Moe Szyslak: (CHECKS TAG) No, it's a forty-four long -- I wear a thirty-eight hunched.",493000,TRUE,17,4211,Moe Szyslak,Men's Wearhouse,"No, it's a forty-four long -- I wear a thirty-eight hunched.",no its a forty-four long -- i wear a thirty-eight hunched,11 +147492,527,103,Homer Simpson: Got anything for a man my size?,496000,TRUE,2,4211,Homer Simpson,Men's Wearhouse,Got anything for a man my size?,got anything for a man my size,7 +147493,527,104,Salesman: Absolutely not. Tent City is across the street.,498000,TRUE,124,4211,Salesman,Men's Wearhouse,Absolutely not. Tent City is across the street.,absolutely not tent city is across the street,8 +147494,527,105,"Homer Simpson: Tent, eh?",501000,TRUE,2,4211,Homer Simpson,Men's Wearhouse,"Tent, eh?",tent eh,2 +147495,527,106,Marge Simpson: No husband of mine is wearing a tent!,509000,TRUE,1,4211,Marge Simpson,Men's Wearhouse,No husband of mine is wearing a tent!,no husband of mine is wearing a tent,8 +147496,527,107,"Homer Simpson: No tents, no barrels, no kiddy pools. Thank you, fashion police.",511000,TRUE,2,4211,Homer Simpson,Men's Wearhouse,"No tents, no barrels, no kiddy pools. Thank you, fashion police.",no tents no barrels no kiddy pools thank you fashion police,11 +147497,527,108,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED MURMUR),511000,FALSE,1,4211,Marge Simpson,Men's Wearhouse,NA,NA,NA +147498,527,109,"Moe Szyslak: (PLEASED NOISE) Not bad, not bad.",517000,TRUE,17,4211,Moe Szyslak,Men's Wearhouse,"Not bad, not bad.",not bad not bad,4 +147499,527,110,"Marge Simpson: And look over there, Moe.",519000,TRUE,1,4211,Marge Simpson,Men's Wearhouse,"And look over there, Moe.",and look over there moe,5 +147500,527,111,"Moe Szyslak: And that's me. Hey, thank you, guys. Thanks. It's a brand new day.",521000,TRUE,17,4211,Moe Szyslak,Men's Wearhouse,"And that's me. Hey, thank you, guys. Thanks. It's a brand new day.",and thats me hey thank you guys thanks its a brand new day,13 +147501,527,112,(Simpson Home: Ext. SimPSON HOUSE - backyard - day),525000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147502,527,113,"Bart Simpson: Okay, final checklist. Checklist ready?",525000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, final checklist. Checklist ready?",okay final checklist checklist ready,5 +147503,527,114,Milhouse Van Houten: Check.,531000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Check.,check,1 +147504,527,115,Bart Simpson: Mom and Dad still gone?,533000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom and Dad still gone?,mom and dad still gone,5 +147505,527,116,"Milhouse Van Houten: (LOOKS AROUND) Uh, check.",535000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Uh, check.",uh check,2 +147506,527,117,DOLPH: What about that snoopy girl reporter that's always hangin' around?,536000,TRUE,146,5,DOLPH,Simpson Home,What about that snoopy girl reporter that's always hangin' around?,what about that snoopy girl reporter thats always hangin around,10 +147507,527,118,Bart Simpson: You mean my sister?,539000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You mean my sister?,you mean my sister,4 +147508,527,119,DOLPH: (SURPRISED) She's your sister?,541000,TRUE,146,5,DOLPH,Simpson Home,She's your sister?,shes your sister,3 +147509,527,120,Jimbo Jones: The plot thickens.,542000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,The plot thickens.,the plot thickens,3 +147510,527,121,Bart Simpson: Clueless little Lisa doesn't suspect a thing.,544000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Clueless little Lisa doesn't suspect a thing.,clueless little lisa doesnt suspect a thing,7 +147511,527,122,(Springfield: ext. springfield - the jazz hole - establishing),548000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +147512,527,123,(The Jazz Hole: int. jazzhole - day),548000,FALSE,NA,1267,NA,The Jazz Hole,NA,NA,NA +147513,527,124,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) Whatever Bart's doing it's got to be pretty bad for him to get me tickets to this amazing jam session!,548000,TRUE,9,1267,Lisa Simpson,The Jazz Hole,Whatever Bart's doing it's got to be pretty bad for him to get me tickets to this amazing jam session!,whatever barts doing its got to be pretty bad for him to get me tickets to this amazing jam session,20 +147545,527,156,Grampa Simpson: My tailbone! (SAD) And it was my last good bone!,694000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,My tailbone! And it was my last good bone!,my tailbone and it was my last good bone,9 +147514,527,125,"Lisa Simpson: All the greats are here -- Jellyroll Jones, Boston Cream Basie, Birthmark Billy Jackson, Grabass Walker, The Fatneck Sisters, and... (STUNNED GASP) Bleeding Gums Murphy?!",559000,TRUE,9,1267,Lisa Simpson,The Jazz Hole,"All the greats are here -- Jellyroll Jones, Boston Cream Basie, Birthmark Billy Jackson, Grabass Walker, The Fatneck Sisters, and... Bleeding Gums Murphy?!",all the greats are here -- jellyroll jones boston cream basie birthmark billy jackson grabass walker the fatneck sisters and bleeding gums murphy,23 +147515,527,126,Bleeding Gums Murphy: (SINGS) I GOT THIS BRATTY BROTHER / HE BUGS ME EVERY DAY...,571000,TRUE,111,1267,Bleeding Gums Murphy,The Jazz Hole,I GOT THIS BRATTY BROTHER / HE BUGS ME EVERY DAY...,i got this bratty brother he bugs me every day,10 +147516,527,127,Lisa Simpson: No! That's impossible! He's dead! I lay a saxophone reed at his grave every year.,578000,TRUE,9,1267,Lisa Simpson,The Jazz Hole,No! That's impossible! He's dead! I lay a saxophone reed at his grave every year.,no thats impossible hes dead i lay a saxophone reed at his grave every year,15 +147517,527,128,"Otto Mann: Lights and magic, Lisa. You don't need anything else. But I took a buncha stuff anyway. (SPACED-OUT NOISE)",583000,TRUE,52,1267,Otto Mann,The Jazz Hole,"Lights and magic, Lisa. You don't need anything else. But I took a buncha stuff anyway.",lights and magic lisa you dont need anything else but i took a buncha stuff anyway,16 +147518,527,129,"Lisa Simpson: It's a hologram?! (THEN RECONSIDERING) Well, maybe if it's in good taste...",591000,TRUE,9,1267,Lisa Simpson,The Jazz Hole,"It's a hologram?! Well, maybe if it's in good taste...",its a hologram well maybe if its in good taste,10 +147519,527,130,"Lisa Simpson: (APPALLED) Aw, c'mon.",600000,TRUE,9,1267,Lisa Simpson,The Jazz Hole,"Aw, c'mon.",aw cmon,2 +147520,527,131,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - continuous),602000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147521,527,132,"Bart Simpson: Five seconds to slip-off. And four, three--",602000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Five seconds to slip-off. And four, three--",five seconds to slip-off and four three--,7 +147522,527,133,"Grampa Simpson: Boy? What are you doing up here? Also, what am I doing up here?",605000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Boy? What are you doing up here? Also, what am I doing up here?",boy what are you doing up here also what am i doing up here,14 +147523,527,134,"Nelson Muntz: Bart, you said your grandfather wouldn't bother us!",610000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,"Bart, you said your grandfather wouldn't bother us!",bart you said your grandfather wouldnt bother us,8 +147524,527,135,Bart Simpson: I gave him a caramel. He should have been chewing for hours!,613000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I gave him a caramel. He should have been chewing for hours!,i gave him a caramel he should have been chewing for hours,12 +147525,527,136,Grampa Simpson: (HOLDS UP CARAMEL) I couldn't unwrap it!,616000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I couldn't unwrap it!,i couldnt unwrap it,4 +147526,527,137,Grampa Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE),616000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147527,527,138,"Bart Simpson: I've got you, Grampa!",618000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've got you, Grampa!",ive got you grampa,4 +147528,527,139,"Grampa Simpson: Hold, bolo, hold!",620000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hold, bolo, hold!",hold bolo hold,3 +147529,527,140,Grampa Simpson: I don't wanna die! I wanna still be a burden!,622000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't wanna die! I wanna still be a burden!,i dont wanna die i wanna still be a burden,10 +147530,527,141,Bart Simpson: Please be okay...,635000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Please be okay...,please be okay,3 +147531,527,142,Bart Simpson: (SINGS) HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE / HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE...,637000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE / HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE...,how deep is your love how deep is your love,10 +147532,527,143,Grampa Simpson: (FEEBLY) Boy?,642000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Boy?,boy,1 +147533,527,144,"Bart Simpson: (VERY RELIEVED) Yes, Grampa!",643000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, Grampa!",yes grampa,2 +147534,527,145,Grampa Simpson: (STILL FEEBLE) Kiss my forehead.,644000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Kiss my forehead.,kiss my forehead,3 +147535,527,146,"Bart Simpson: Man, I must really love him.",650000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Man, I must really love him.",man i must really love him,6 +147536,527,147,Grampa Simpson: (SMILES) I'm not gonna die today.,659000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm not gonna die today.,im not gonna die today,5 +147537,527,148,"Jimbo Jones: Aw, that's so sweet.",661000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,"Aw, that's so sweet.",aw thats so sweet,4 +147538,527,149,DOLPH: Let's get all our grandfathers and chuck 'em down this thing!,663000,TRUE,146,5,DOLPH,Simpson Home,Let's get all our grandfathers and chuck 'em down this thing!,lets get all our grandfathers and chuck em down this thing,11 +147539,527,150,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (CHEER),663000,FALSE,145,5,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147540,527,151,"Grampa Simpson: Why am I in the basement? Shouldn't I see a medico? If the Wilson's calf is birthed, Doc Miller should be available.",671000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Why am I in the basement? Shouldn't I see a medico? If the Wilson's calf is birthed, Doc Miller should be available.",why am i in the basement shouldnt i see a medico if the wilsons calf is birthed doc miller should be available,22 +147541,527,152,Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Thank God your mental powers haven't deteriorated.,678000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank God your mental powers haven't deteriorated.,thank god your mental powers havent deteriorated,7 +147542,527,153,"Grampa Simpson: (MAD) Well, why the hell am I down here?",681000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, why the hell am I down here?",well why the hell am i down here,8 +147543,527,154,Bart Simpson: (PLEADING) I was supposed to be in charge of you. I can't let Mom and Dad know what I did. But I promise I'll take good care of you until you're well again.,683000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I was supposed to be in charge of you. I can't let Mom and Dad know what I did. But I promise I'll take good care of you until you're well again.,i was supposed to be in charge of you i cant let mom and dad know what i did but i promise ill take good care of you until youre well again,32 +147544,527,155,Grampa Simpson: No deal! I'm gettin' outta here!,690000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,No deal! I'm gettin' outta here!,no deal im gettin outta here,6 +147546,527,157,"Bart Simpson: There, there, you'll be fine. I'll take care of everything you need.",700000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"There, there, you'll be fine. I'll take care of everything you need.",there there youll be fine ill take care of everything you need,12 +147547,527,158,Grampa Simpson: I want a foot rub!,704000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I want a foot rub!,i want a foot rub,5 +147548,527,159,"Bart Simpson: Yes, but do you need one?",705000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, but do you need one?",yes but do you need one,6 +147549,527,160,Grampa Simpson: Nobody needs one! Now start rubbin'!,707000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Nobody needs one! Now start rubbin'!,nobody needs one now start rubbin,6 +147550,527,161,Grampa Simpson: Rub harder.,711000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Rub harder.,rub harder,2 +147551,527,162,"Man: Sorry, pal.",718000,TRUE,311,5,Man,Simpson Home,"Sorry, pal.",sorry pal,2 +147552,527,163,"Moe Szyslak: (EXHILARATED) Sorry? Pal? Hey, that's common courtesy. The kind I've only seen in movies! This suit is amazing.",720000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Sorry? Pal? Hey, that's common courtesy. The kind I've only seen in movies! This suit is amazing.",sorry pal hey thats common courtesy the kind ive only seen in movies this suit is amazing,17 +147553,527,164,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - continuous),729000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147554,527,165,Moe Szyslak: This dump is too filthy for a man with a positive worldview. I'm gonna start cleaning!,729000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,This dump is too filthy for a man with a positive worldview. I'm gonna start cleaning!,this dump is too filthy for a man with a positive worldview im gonna start cleaning,16 +147555,527,166,Moe Szyslak: (GROWING EXCITEMENT) Dirt... carpet... another layer of dirt... Congoleum... hardwood?! The perfect floor for doin' a happy jig!,735000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Dirt... carpet... another layer of dirt... Congoleum... hardwood?! The perfect floor for doin' a happy jig!,dirt carpet another layer of dirt congoleum hardwood the perfect floor for doin a happy jig,16 +147556,527,167,Moe Szyslak: And now to light up the sign and let the world know that the new improved Moe is open for business.,755000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,And now to light up the sign and let the world know that the new improved Moe is open for business.,and now to light up the sign and let the world know that the new improved moe is open for business,21 +147557,527,168,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's tavern - night),766000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147558,527,169,"Moe Szyslak: Wow, non-losers?! I Never thought I'd see the day... Gentlemen, what can I getcha?",766000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Wow, non-losers?! I Never thought I'd see the day... Gentlemen, what can I getcha?",wow non-losers i never thought id see the day gentlemen what can i getcha,14 +147559,527,170,Glen: We'll take anything you've got aged fifteen years or more.,772000,TRUE,2405,15,Glen,Moe's Tavern,We'll take anything you've got aged fifteen years or more.,well take anything youve got aged fifteen years or more,10 +147560,527,171,"Moe Szyslak: Well, I do have this bourbon that I brewed myself. It'll either be the best thing you ever had or the last thing you'll ever have.",781000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, I do have this bourbon that I brewed myself. It'll either be the best thing you ever had or the last thing you'll ever have.",well i do have this bourbon that i brewed myself itll either be the best thing you ever had or the last thing youll ever have,26 +147561,527,172,Glen: (INTRIGUED NOISES),781000,FALSE,2405,15,Glen,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147562,527,173,"Ken: Wow! (LOOKS AT GLEN) Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?",795000,TRUE,6333,15,Ken,Moe's Tavern,"Wow! Hey, are you thinking what I'm thinking?",wow hey are you thinking what im thinking,8 +147563,527,174,"Glen: (NODS) Moe, we're venture capitalists. (FAST) We turn dreams into money that mostly goes to us, but you get a little.",797000,TRUE,2405,15,Glen,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, we're venture capitalists. We turn dreams into money that mostly goes to us, but you get a little.",moe were venture capitalists we turn dreams into money that mostly goes to us but you get a little,19 +147564,527,175,Moe Szyslak: (EXCITED) Tell me more!,802000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Tell me more!,tell me more,3 +147565,527,176,Ken: How many bottles of this Kentucky Kool Aid do you have?,803000,TRUE,6333,15,Ken,Moe's Tavern,How many bottles of this Kentucky Kool Aid do you have?,how many bottles of this kentucky kool aid do you have,11 +147566,527,177,"Moe Szyslak: Just the one, but I could whip up two or three hundred thousand more.",806000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Just the one, but I could whip up two or three hundred thousand more.",just the one but i could whip up two or three hundred thousand more,14 +147567,527,178,"Glen: Moe, you've got a great product, a fantastic suit, and we're gonna give you everything you need.",809000,TRUE,2405,15,Glen,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, you've got a great product, a fantastic suit, and we're gonna give you everything you need.",moe youve got a great product a fantastic suit and were gonna give you everything you need,17 +147568,527,179,Ken: Startup money. Branding specialists.,813000,TRUE,6333,15,Ken,Moe's Tavern,Startup money. Branding specialists.,startup money branding specialists,4 +147569,527,180,"Glen: Corporate jets. Private drivers. If your feet touch the ground, we've failed.",816000,TRUE,2405,15,Glen,Moe's Tavern,"Corporate jets. Private drivers. If your feet touch the ground, we've failed.",corporate jets private drivers if your feet touch the ground weve failed,12 +147570,527,181,Moe Szyslak: This is all so sudden.,820000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,This is all so sudden.,this is all so sudden,5 +147571,527,182,Moe Szyslak: Now it's not. I'm in.,824000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Now it's not. I'm in.,now its not im in,5 +147572,527,183,Glen: Only one more thing we need to do.,826000,TRUE,2405,15,Glen,Moe's Tavern,Only one more thing we need to do.,only one more thing we need to do,8 +147573,527,184,Ken: Check this out with our focus group.,828000,TRUE,6333,15,Ken,Moe's Tavern,Check this out with our focus group.,check this out with our focus group,7 +147574,527,185,(Trailer: Int. Trailer - moments later),840000,FALSE,NA,846,NA,Trailer,NA,NA,NA +147575,527,186,"Ken: So, what do you think?",840000,TRUE,6333,846,Ken,Trailer,"So, what do you think?",so what do you think,5 +147576,527,187,"Glen: Be honest, now.",841000,TRUE,2405,846,Glen,Trailer,"Be honest, now.",be honest now,3 +147577,527,188,Doesn't Like Anything: (GREAT ENTHUSIASM) I love it!!!,842000,TRUE,6334,846,Doesn't Like Anything,Trailer,I love it!!!,i love it,3 +147578,527,189,"Cop With A Secret: I've made a lot of mistakes, but liking this ain't one of 'em.",843000,TRUE,6335,846,Cop With A Secret,Trailer,"I've made a lot of mistakes, but liking this ain't one of 'em.",ive made a lot of mistakes but liking this aint one of em,13 +147579,527,190,(KITCHEN: Int. kitchen - day),850000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +147580,527,191,"Marge Simpson: Every time I call Grampa's phone, I get no answer.",850000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,"Every time I call Grampa's phone, I get no answer.",every time i call grampas phone i get no answer,10 +147581,527,192,"Bart Simpson: Uh, he told me he was going to nap most of the week.",852000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,"Uh, he told me he was going to nap most of the week.",uh he told me he was going to nap most of the week,13 +147582,527,193,"Marge Simpson: (RELIEVED) Oh, good. He needs his sleep.",856000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,"Oh, good. He needs his sleep.",oh good he needs his sleep,6 +147583,527,194,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT - DAY),863000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147584,527,195,Bart Simpson: (FRIENDLY) Time for your meds.,863000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Time for your meds.,time for your meds,4 +147585,527,196,"Bart Simpson: (GRAMPA) Go pink! Come on, pink! (EXCITED NOISE THEN DISAPPOINTED NOISE) / (BART) Come on, blue! Come on, come on, come on, take it, take it, there you go, yes!",866000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Go pink! Come on, pink! / Come on, blue! Come on, come on, come on, take it, take it, there you go, yes!",go pink come on pink come on blue come on come on come on take it take it there you go yes,22 +147586,527,197,"Bart Simpson: After a pulse-pounding race, hypertension pills win again!",870000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"After a pulse-pounding race, hypertension pills win again!",after a pulse-pounding race hypertension pills win again,8 +147587,527,198,"Grampa Simpson: Call me crazy, but I can't stop betting on dementia.",874000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Call me crazy, but I can't stop betting on dementia.",call me crazy but i cant stop betting on dementia,10 +147588,527,199,Grampa Simpson: Now what say we turn the hot water on and off while your father's taking a shower.,878000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Now what say we turn the hot water on and off while your father's taking a shower.,now what say we turn the hot water on and off while your fathers taking a shower,17 +147589,527,200,"Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED SCREAMS, THEN:) Thank God I'm not in the shower!",889000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank God I'm not in the shower!,thank god im not in the shower,7 +147590,527,201,Grampa Simpson: (CHUCKLE THAT DIES OFF),889000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147591,527,202,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Grampa, we've been spending so much time together, I almost feel like you're part of the family.",898000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Grampa, we've been spending so much time together, I almost feel like you're part of the family.",grampa weve been spending so much time together i almost feel like youre part of the family,17 +147592,527,203,Grampa Simpson: (REALLY TOUCHED) Awww...,903000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Awww...,awww,1 +147593,527,204,Bart Simpson: And I've been wondering... not like I miss having my afternoons free or anything but... (HOPEFUL) are you starting to feel better?,905000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,And I've been wondering... not like I miss having my afternoons free or anything but... are you starting to feel better?,and ive been wondering not like i miss having my afternoons free or anything but are you starting to feel better,21 +147594,527,205,"Grampa Simpson: Absolutely not. My crotch is crotchety, sittin' down makes me uppity, and you call these cups pleated?",912000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Absolutely not. My crotch is crotchety, sittin' down makes me uppity, and you call these cups pleated?",absolutely not my crotch is crotchety sittin down makes me uppity and you call these cups pleated,17 +147595,527,206,"Bart Simpson: Okay, okay! Just checking. (SIGHS)",918000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, okay! Just checking.",okay okay just checking,4 +147596,527,207,"Lisa Simpson: Dear She-Done-Left-Me-Records. Once again, I write protesting your holographic exploitation of blues icon Bleeding Gums Murphy. I call for a boycott and girl-cott of your entire catalogue until you... (DISBELIEVING NOISES) Sonny Rollins?!",921000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dear She-Done-Left-Me-Records. Once again, I write protesting your holographic exploitation of blues icon Bleeding Gums Murphy. I call for a boycott and girl-cott of your entire catalogue until you... Sonny Rollins?!",dear she-done-left-me-records once again i write protesting your holographic exploitation of blues icon bleeding gums murphy i call for a boycott and girl-cott of your entire catalogue until you sonny rollins,31 +147597,527,208,"Sonny Rollins: That's right, Lisa. And I'm here to beg you to stop writing those letters.",938000,TRUE,6336,5,Sonny Rollins,Simpson Home,"That's right, Lisa. And I'm here to beg you to stop writing those letters.",thats right lisa and im here to beg you to stop writing those letters,14 +147598,527,209,Lisa Simpson: You're siding with record companies?,943000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You're siding with record companies?,youre siding with record companies,5 +147599,527,210,"Sonny Rollins: This isn't about money, Lisa. From Tupac Shakur to Dwight Eisenhower, holograms have introduced some of our leading dead people to a new audience of people with money.",946000,TRUE,6336,5,Sonny Rollins,Simpson Home,"This isn't about money, Lisa. From Tupac Shakur to Dwight Eisenhower, holograms have introduced some of our leading dead people to a new audience of people with money.",this isnt about money lisa from tupac shakur to dwight eisenhower holograms have introduced some of our leading dead people to a new audience of people with money,28 +147600,527,211,Sonny Rollins: (MECHANICAL) Resetting... resetting... from Tupac Shakur to Dwight Eisenhower...,957000,TRUE,6336,5,Sonny Rollins,Simpson Home,Resetting... resetting... from Tupac Shakur to Dwight Eisenhower...,resetting resetting from tupac shakur to dwight eisenhower,8 +147601,527,212,"Lisa Simpson: You're a hologram, aren't you?",962000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"You're a hologram, aren't you?",youre a hologram arent you,5 +147602,527,213,Sonny Rollins: No. Resetting... resetting...,964000,TRUE,6336,5,Sonny Rollins,Simpson Home,No. Resetting... resetting...,no resetting resetting,3 +147603,527,214,"Lisa Simpson: (FURIOUS, TO VAN) Have you no shame?",969000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Have you no shame?,have you no shame,4 +147604,527,215,Man In Van: Does this answer your question?,970000,TRUE,6337,5,Man In Van,Simpson Home,Does this answer your question?,does this answer your question,5 +147605,527,216,"Princess Diana: (RAPPING) My name's Princess Di, and I'm here to say / When I watch a DVD, it's got to be Blu-ray! Take it, Gandhi!",973000,TRUE,6338,5,Princess Diana,Simpson Home,"My name's Princess Di, and I'm here to say / When I watch a DVD, it's got to be Blu-ray! Take it, Gandhi!",my names princess di and im here to say when i watch a dvd its got to be blu-ray take it gandhi,22 +147606,527,217,"Gandhi: First Bank of Springfield... say ""Mumbai"" to high checking fees!",979000,TRUE,6339,5,Gandhi,Simpson Home,"First Bank of Springfield... say ""Mumbai"" to high checking fees!",first bank of springfield say mumbai to high checking fees,10 +147607,527,218,(TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY: Ext. top of skyscraper party - downtown springfield - night),989000,FALSE,NA,4212,NA,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,NA,NA,NA +147608,527,219,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, thanks, guys. I ain't never been to no fancy rooftop party before.",989000,TRUE,17,4212,Moe Szyslak,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"Hey, thanks, guys. I ain't never been to no fancy rooftop party before.",hey thanks guys i aint never been to no fancy rooftop party before,13 +147609,527,220,Moe Szyslak: No beer? That's a pretty big screw-up.,994000,TRUE,17,4212,Moe Szyslak,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,No beer? That's a pretty big screw-up.,no beer thats a pretty big screw-up,7 +147610,527,221,"Ken: Moe, we've got a special surprise.",998000,TRUE,6333,4212,Ken,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"Moe, we've got a special surprise.",moe weve got a special surprise,6 +147611,527,222,Glen: You like chicks with nose clips?,999000,TRUE,2405,4212,Glen,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,You like chicks with nose clips?,you like chicks with nose clips,6 +147612,527,223,Ken: Then you're really gonna be happy.,1001000,TRUE,6333,4212,Ken,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,Then you're really gonna be happy.,then youre really gonna be happy,6 +147613,527,224,"Glen: Bring it, girls.",1002000,TRUE,2405,4212,Glen,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"Bring it, girls.",bring it girls,3 +147614,527,225,"Moe Szyslak: (IMPRESSED) Hey, that is the most accurate picture of my face made of girl-parts that I have ever seen!",1007000,TRUE,17,4212,Moe Szyslak,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"Hey, that is the most accurate picture of my face made of girl-parts that I have ever seen!",hey that is the most accurate picture of my face made of girl-parts that i have ever seen,18 +147615,527,226,"Ken: And it's not decadent, because you can ask interns to do anything.",1012000,TRUE,6333,4212,Ken,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"And it's not decadent, because you can ask interns to do anything.",and its not decadent because you can ask interns to do anything,12 +147616,527,227,"Moe Szyslak: Thanks. Thank you so much, Ken and Glen!",1014000,TRUE,17,4212,Moe Szyslak,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"Thanks. Thank you so much, Ken and Glen!",thanks thank you so much ken and glen,8 +147617,527,228,Glen: You're welcome.,1016000,TRUE,2405,4212,Glen,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,You're welcome.,youre welcome,2 +147618,527,229,Ken: Anything to celebrate your I.P.O. tomorrow.,1017000,TRUE,6333,4212,Ken,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,Anything to celebrate your I.P.O. tomorrow.,anything to celebrate your ipo tomorrow,6 +147619,527,230,"Glen: You know what that is, right?",1019000,TRUE,2405,4212,Glen,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"You know what that is, right?",you know what that is right,6 +147620,527,231,Moe Szyslak: Eh...,1020000,TRUE,17,4212,Moe Szyslak,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,Eh...,eh,1 +147621,527,232,"Ken: Moe, we love your whiskey, we love your back story, and we love that suit that hangs off you like silk on a skeleton.",1022000,TRUE,6333,4212,Ken,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"Moe, we love your whiskey, we love your back story, and we love that suit that hangs off you like silk on a skeleton.",moe we love your whiskey we love your back story and we love that suit that hangs off you like silk on a skeleton,24 +147622,527,233,"Glen: So starting tomorrow, we're gonna sell shares in your company to the public. All you do is show up at the stock exchange, ring the bell, and you'll leave a rich man.",1027000,TRUE,2405,4212,Glen,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"So starting tomorrow, we're gonna sell shares in your company to the public. All you do is show up at the stock exchange, ring the bell, and you'll leave a rich man.",so starting tomorrow were gonna sell shares in your company to the public all you do is show up at the stock exchange ring the bell and youll leave a rich man,32 +147623,527,234,Ken: We'll see you tomorrow.,1035000,TRUE,6333,4212,Ken,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,We'll see you tomorrow.,well see you tomorrow,4 +147624,527,235,Glen: Enjoy your last night as a Democrat!,1037000,TRUE,2405,4212,Glen,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,Enjoy your last night as a Democrat!,enjoy your last night as a democrat,7 +147625,527,236,Moe Szyslak: Dang it. The suit's stuck in the door.,1041000,TRUE,17,4212,Moe Szyslak,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,Dang it. The suit's stuck in the door.,dang it the suits stuck in the door,8 +147626,527,237,"Moe Szyslak: No, no, no!",1045000,TRUE,17,4212,Moe Szyslak,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,"No, no, no!",no no no,3 +147627,527,238,Moe Szyslak: This building's got ninety-eight floors! And I'm goin' down to P-6! P-6!,1047000,TRUE,17,4212,Moe Szyslak,TOP OF SKYSCRAPER PARTY,This building's got ninety-eight floors! And I'm goin' down to P-6! P-6!,this buildings got ninety-eight floors and im goin down to p-6 p-6,12 +147628,527,239,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - foyer - night),1061000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147629,527,240,Marge Simpson: Moe? What are you doing?,1061000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Moe? What are you doing?,moe what are you doing,5 +147630,527,241,"Moe Szyslak: Midge, the suit got a little mussed up. I gotta ask ya... is it noticeable?",1064000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Midge, the suit got a little mussed up. I gotta ask ya... is it noticeable?",midge the suit got a little mussed up i gotta ask ya is it noticeable,15 +147631,527,242,Marge Simpson: Thank God the kids aren't here.,1070000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank God the kids aren't here.,thank god the kids arent here,6 +147632,527,243,Lisa Simpson: I was.,1072000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I was.,i was,2 +147633,527,244,"Moe Szyslak: Without my magic suit, I'm nothin'.",1075000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Without my magic suit, I'm nothin'.",without my magic suit im nothin,6 +147723,528,53,Bart Simpson: Pass.,355000,TRUE,8,2125,Bart Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,Pass.,pass,1 +147634,527,245,"Marge Simpson: The suit wasn't magic, Moe. Don't you know the story of Dumbo the elephant?",1077000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"The suit wasn't magic, Moe. Don't you know the story of Dumbo the elephant?",the suit wasnt magic moe dont you know the story of dumbo the elephant,14 +147635,527,246,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, I didn't go to movies as a kid. Spent all my time at the pierógi factory. Dab the potato, fold the dough. That was my Star Wars.",1082000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Uh, I didn't go to movies as a kid. Spent all my time at the pierógi factory. Dab the potato, fold the dough. That was my Star Wars.",uh i didnt go to movies as a kid spent all my time at the pierógi factory dab the potato fold the dough that was my star wars,28 +147636,527,247,"Marge Simpson: Well, Dumbo had a magic feather. He thought he needed it to fly, but it turned out the magic was in him the whole time.",1090000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, Dumbo had a magic feather. He thought he needed it to fly, but it turned out the magic was in him the whole time.",well dumbo had a magic feather he thought he needed it to fly but it turned out the magic was in him the whole time,25 +147637,527,248,"Lisa Simpson: So you're saying Moe's Dumbo, his bourbon is the giant ears, and we're that flock of racist crows?",1099000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"So you're saying Moe's Dumbo, his bourbon is the giant ears, and we're that flock of racist crows?",so youre saying moes dumbo his bourbon is the giant ears and were that flock of racist crows,18 +147638,527,249,Homer Simpson: The crows weren't racist -- the people who drew them were.,1106000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The crows weren't racist -- the people who drew them were.,the crows werent racist -- the people who drew them were,11 +147639,527,250,"Moe Szyslak: Okay, I get it. I get it. It wasn't the suit that made the bourbon -- it was me! And I can do anything!",1110000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Okay, I get it. I get it. It wasn't the suit that made the bourbon -- it was me! And I can do anything!",okay i get it i get it it wasnt the suit that made the bourbon -- it was me and i can do anything,24 +147640,527,251,Marge Simpson: Don't stand up!,1116000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't stand up!,dont stand up,3 +147641,527,252,Moe Szyslak: Except stand up.,1117000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Except stand up.,except stand up,3 +147642,527,253,"Bart Simpson: (QUIETLY) Grampa, I made your favorite dinner -- teething biscuits soaked in buttermilk.",1118000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Grampa, I made your favorite dinner -- teething biscuits soaked in buttermilk.",grampa i made your favorite dinner -- teething biscuits soaked in buttermilk,12 +147643,527,254,(BASEMENT: Int. basement - continuous),1128000,FALSE,NA,1120,NA,BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +147644,527,255,Grampa Simpson: (SINGING ALONG TO BLUE DANUBE WALTZ) DA-DA-DA-DA-DAH...,1128000,TRUE,31,1120,Grampa Simpson,BASEMENT,DA-DA-DA-DA-DAH...,da-da-da-da-dah,1 +147645,527,256,Grampa Simpson: (LIKE WALTZ MUSIC) OH-OH-OH-OH-OHHH. THE PAIN! THE PAIN!,1128000,TRUE,31,1120,Grampa Simpson,BASEMENT,OH-OH-OH-OH-OHHH. THE PAIN! THE PAIN!,oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhh the pain the pain,5 +147646,527,257,"Bart Simpson: You're completely fine! I've been taking care of you, giving you love and attention... for nothing!",1133000,TRUE,8,1120,Bart Simpson,BASEMENT,"You're completely fine! I've been taking care of you, giving you love and attention... for nothing!",youre completely fine ive been taking care of you giving you love and attention for nothing,16 +147647,527,258,"Grampa Simpson: All right, boy, I admit it. I've been faking being hurt. Just like I fake liking those terrible homemade Christmas gifts you give.",1138000,TRUE,31,1120,Grampa Simpson,BASEMENT,"All right, boy, I admit it. I've been faking being hurt. Just like I fake liking those terrible homemade Christmas gifts you give.",all right boy i admit it ive been faking being hurt just like i fake liking those terrible homemade christmas gifts you give,23 +147648,527,259,Bart Simpson: But Mom said it was a gift made with love.,1148000,TRUE,8,1120,Bart Simpson,BASEMENT,But Mom said it was a gift made with love.,but mom said it was a gift made with love,10 +147649,527,260,Grampa Simpson: (ACCUSING) Did she?,1150000,TRUE,31,1120,Grampa Simpson,BASEMENT,Did she?,did she,2 +147650,527,261,Bart Simpson: No. Even she thought it was crap.,1151000,TRUE,8,1120,Bart Simpson,BASEMENT,No. Even she thought it was crap.,no even she thought it was crap,7 +147651,527,262,"Grampa Simpson: But what you did wasn't for nothin'. It was the best two weeks of this final, horrible part of my life.",1154000,TRUE,31,1120,Grampa Simpson,BASEMENT,"But what you did wasn't for nothin'. It was the best two weeks of this final, horrible part of my life.",but what you did wasnt for nothin it was the best two weeks of this final horrible part of my life,21 +147652,527,263,Bart Simpson: Well... you are the first thing I took care of that didn't die.,1161000,TRUE,8,1120,Bart Simpson,BASEMENT,Well... you are the first thing I took care of that didn't die.,well you are the first thing i took care of that didnt die,13 +147653,527,264,Grampa Simpson: I hear that a lot.,1164000,TRUE,31,1120,Grampa Simpson,BASEMENT,I hear that a lot.,i hear that a lot,5 +147654,527,265,(Capital City Stock Exchange: INT. CAPITAL CITY STOCK EXCHANGE - MORNING),1169000,FALSE,NA,4213,NA,Capital City Stock Exchange,NA,NA,NA +147655,527,266,"Moe Szyslak: Heya, guys.",1169000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,"Heya, guys.",heya guys,2 +147656,527,267,Ken: Security! There's a homeless monster up here!,1170000,TRUE,6333,4213,Ken,Capital City Stock Exchange,Security! There's a homeless monster up here!,security theres a homeless monster up here,7 +147657,527,268,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, hey, hey! I'm your partner, Moe.",1173000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,"Hey, hey, hey! I'm your partner, Moe.",hey hey hey im your partner moe,7 +147658,527,269,"Moe Szyslak: Now let's go make us a fortune, huh?",1176000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,"Now let's go make us a fortune, huh?",now lets go make us a fortune huh,8 +147659,527,270,Sideshow Mel: Look! It's Quasimodo without the pathos!,1179000,TRUE,699,4213,Sideshow Mel,Capital City Stock Exchange,Look! It's Quasimodo without the pathos!,look its quasimodo without the pathos,6 +147660,527,271,"Moe Szyslak: (TO CROWD) People, please, please.",1184000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,"People, please, please.",people please please,3 +147661,527,272,"Moe Szyslak: My name is Moe Szyslak of Makers Moe Bourbon, ticker symbol M.O.E.",1186000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,"My name is Moe Szyslak of Makers Moe Bourbon, ticker symbol M.O.E.",my name is moe szyslak of makers moe bourbon ticker symbol moe,12 +147662,527,273,Moe Szyslak: I'm the C.E.O.--,1190000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,I'm the C.E.O.--,im the ceo--,3 +147663,527,274,"Moe Szyslak: --and I promise that I will hand-brew every bottle with these very hands, huh?",1190000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,"--and I promise that I will hand-brew every bottle with these very hands, huh?",--and i promise that i will hand-brew every bottle with these very hands huh,14 +147664,527,275,Moe Szyslak: I'll supervise production. I'll manage marketing. My face is gonna be on every bottle!,1197000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,I'll supervise production. I'll manage marketing. My face is gonna be on every bottle!,ill supervise production ill manage marketing my face is gonna be on every bottle,14 +147665,527,276,Moe Szyslak: And we will use only the finest ingredients made in America.,1202000,TRUE,17,4213,Moe Szyslak,Capital City Stock Exchange,And we will use only the finest ingredients made in America.,and we will use only the finest ingredients made in america,11 +147666,527,277,Stockbrokers: (LOUD BOO),1202000,FALSE,6340,4213,Stockbrokers,Capital City Stock Exchange,NA,NA,NA +147667,527,278,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - day),1210000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147668,527,279,"Barney Gumble: (TIPSY) Glad you're back, Moe. Least I don't have to train a new bartender to make what I like... beer to the top.",1210000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,"Glad you're back, Moe. Least I don't have to train a new bartender to make what I like... beer to the top.",glad youre back moe least i dont have to train a new bartender to make what i like beer to the top,22 +147669,527,280,"Moe Szyslak: (TO RAFTER, COMFORTING) Not today, old friend. But don't worry, holidays are just around the corner.",1239000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Not today, old friend. But don't worry, holidays are just around the corner.",not today old friend but dont worry holidays are just around the corner,13 +147670,528,0,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),135000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +147671,528,1,(Skinner's Office: Int. Skinner's office - continuous),135000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +147672,528,2,Myra: Urgent message from Nelson Muntz.,135000,TRUE,4566,28,Myra,Skinner's Office,Urgent message from Nelson Muntz.,urgent message from nelson muntz,5 +147673,528,3,Seymour Skinner: (BRACING HIMSELF) Go on.,137000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Go on.,go on,2 +147674,528,4,Myra: (READING) Haw. Haw.,138000,TRUE,4566,28,Myra,Skinner's Office,Haw. Haw.,haw haw,2 +147675,528,5,"Seymour Skinner: (ANNOYED NOISE) Well, I am gonna write a note back to Mr. Muntz.",145000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Well, I am gonna write a note back to Mr. Muntz.",well i am gonna write a note back to mr muntz,11 +147676,528,6,"Seymour Skinner: Sorry about that. (TURNS TO MARGE) So, Mrs. Simpson, the reason you're here...",150000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Sorry about that. So, Mrs. Simpson, the reason you're here...",sorry about that so mrs simpson the reason youre here,10 +147677,528,7,Marge Simpson: Let me guess... you need a field trip mom?,153000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,Let me guess... you need a field trip mom?,let me guess you need a field trip mom,9 +147678,528,8,Marge Simpson: (GROWING WORRY) A library volunteer? Someone to Purell the CPR dummy?,157000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,A library volunteer? Someone to Purell the CPR dummy?,a library volunteer someone to purell the cpr dummy,9 +147679,528,9,"Seymour Skinner: Resusci-Kate is just fine, thank you.",161000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Resusci-Kate is just fine, thank you.",resusci-kate is just fine thank you,6 +147680,528,10,(Supply Closet: Int. supply closet - con-tinuous),165000,FALSE,NA,2152,NA,Supply Closet,NA,NA,NA +147681,528,11,(Skinner's Office: Int. Skinner's office - continuous),165000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +147682,528,12,Seymour Skinner: We're here to talk about Bart.,165000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,We're here to talk about Bart.,were here to talk about bart,6 +147683,528,13,Marge Simpson: (DEFEATED) What did he do now?,167000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,What did he do now?,what did he do now,5 +147684,528,14,"Seymour Skinner: Today, I am not here to talk about what he did. I'm here to talk about the future.",169000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Today, I am not here to talk about what he did. I'm here to talk about the future.",today i am not here to talk about what he did im here to talk about the future,18 +147685,528,15,Marge Simpson: (SMALL MOAN) What did he do in the future?,173000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,What did he do in the future?,what did he do in the future,7 +147686,528,16,"Seymour Skinner: I'm not sure what he's planning, although there is a lot of internet chatter. I want to change his character: less Dennis the Menace, more Casper the Ghost, if he were still alive.",176000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"I'm not sure what he's planning, although there is a lot of internet chatter. I want to change his character: less Dennis the Menace, more Casper the Ghost, if he were still alive.",im not sure what hes planning although there is a lot of internet chatter i want to change his character less dennis the menace more casper the ghost if he were still alive,33 +147687,528,17,Seymour Skinner: What if Bart took music lessons? Music lessons could channel his destructive impulses into artistic expression. I myself have been taking flamenco lessons.,185000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,What if Bart took music lessons? Music lessons could channel his destructive impulses into artistic expression. I myself have been taking flamenco lessons.,what if bart took music lessons music lessons could channel his destructive impulses into artistic expression i myself have been taking flamenco lessons,23 +147688,528,18,"Marge Simpson: Got it, music lessons!",200000,TRUE,1,28,Marge Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Got it, music lessons!",got it music lessons,4 +147689,528,19,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - moments later),214000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +147690,528,20,"Seymour Skinner: (DANCING, STOMPING NOISES) Mother!!!",214000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Mother!!!,mother,1 +147691,528,21,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning),221000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147692,528,22,(Master Bathroom: INT. master BATHROOM - continuous),221000,FALSE,NA,153,NA,Master Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +147693,528,23,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) Stupid clog...,221000,TRUE,2,153,Homer Simpson,Master Bathroom,Stupid clog...,stupid clog,2 +147694,528,24,Homer Simpson: (GASP) My head hairs! (SHOCKED) I'm bald!,227000,TRUE,2,153,Homer Simpson,Master Bathroom,My head hairs! I'm bald!,my head hairs im bald,5 +147695,528,25,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Get-- Get get in there...,232000,TRUE,2,153,Homer Simpson,Master Bathroom,Get-- Get get in there...,get-- get get in there,5 +147696,528,26,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,237000,TRUE,2,153,Homer Simpson,Master Bathroom,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +147697,528,27,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),237000,FALSE,2,153,Homer Simpson,Master Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +147698,528,28,"Homer Simpson: Aw, dammit!",241000,TRUE,2,153,Homer Simpson,Master Bathroom,"Aw, dammit!",aw dammit,2 +147699,528,29,(Simpson Home: int. SIMPSON HOUSE - tv room - day),244000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147700,528,30,"Host: (SMOOTH) Welcome back to ""America's Most Tattooed Baby."" Now, if the Lindblads can fit one more tattoo on baby Jennifer -- and she's getting pretty full, I can tell you that -- they win the grand prize of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS! So what'll it be?",244000,TRUE,508,5,Host,Simpson Home,"Welcome back to ""America's Most Tattooed Baby."" Now, if the Lindblads can fit one more tattoo on baby Jennifer -- and she's getting pretty full, I can tell you that -- they win the grand prize of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS! So what'll it be?",welcome back to americas most tattooed baby now if the lindblads can fit one more tattoo on baby jennifer -- and shes getting pretty full i can tell you that -- they win the grand prize of one hundred dollars so whatll it be,44 +147701,528,31,Audience Members: (SPLIT) Tattoo baby! / Walk away! / Tattoo baby! / Walk away!,258000,TRUE,3515,5,Audience Members,Simpson Home,Tattoo baby! / Walk away! / Tattoo baby! / Walk away!,tattoo baby walk away tattoo baby walk away,8 +147702,528,32,Bart Simpson: TV's gotten so lousy.,260000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,TV's gotten so lousy.,tvs gotten so lousy,4 +147703,528,33,Milhouse Van Houten: Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?,263000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns?,did you ever wonder if hippopotamuses think that rhinos are unicorns,11 +147704,528,34,Bart Simpson: TV's not so bad.,267000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,TV's not so bad.,tvs not so bad,4 +147705,528,35,Marge Simpson: Sweetie... did you ever think of doing something a little more creative with your time?,270000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Sweetie... did you ever think of doing something a little more creative with your time?,sweetie did you ever think of doing something a little more creative with your time,15 +147706,528,36,Bart Simpson: If you're worried about your Mother's Day present it's in the works.,275000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,If you're worried about your Mother's Day present it's in the works.,if youre worried about your mothers day present its in the works,12 +147707,528,37,(Maggie's Bedroom: Int. Maggie's room - continuous),282000,FALSE,NA,145,NA,Maggie's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +147708,528,38,(LIVING ROOM: Int. living room - continuous),282000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +147709,528,39,Marge Simpson: I was thinking something more artistic. Something musical. You could take advantage of a fantastic musician living right here!,282000,TRUE,1,47,Marge Simpson,LIVING ROOM,I was thinking something more artistic. Something musical. You could take advantage of a fantastic musician living right here!,i was thinking something more artistic something musical you could take advantage of a fantastic musician living right here,19 +147710,528,40,Lisa Simpson: That's the kind of riff you can aim for after years of practice. We start off with the fun stuff: music theory.,297000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,That's the kind of riff you can aim for after years of practice. We start off with the fun stuff: music theory.,thats the kind of riff you can aim for after years of practice we start off with the fun stuff music theory,22 +147711,528,41,"Lisa Simpson: Don't worry, music theory's just a fancy word for music math. (CHUCKLES)",306000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Don't worry, music theory's just a fancy word for music math.",dont worry music theorys just a fancy word for music math,11 +147712,528,42,(Sideshow Mel's Dressing Room: int. sideshow mel's dressing room - day),312000,FALSE,NA,3611,NA,Sideshow Mel's Dressing Room,NA,NA,NA +147713,528,43,"Sideshow Mel: My dear boy, you undoubtedly think of the slide whistle as merely a whistle that slides. Let me disabuse you of that misperception.",312000,TRUE,699,3611,Sideshow Mel,Sideshow Mel's Dressing Room,"My dear boy, you undoubtedly think of the slide whistle as merely a whistle that slides. Let me disabuse you of that misperception.",my dear boy you undoubtedly think of the slide whistle as merely a whistle that slides let me disabuse you of that misperception,23 +147714,528,44,Bart Simpson: Pass.,326000,TRUE,8,3611,Bart Simpson,Sideshow Mel's Dressing Room,Pass.,pass,1 +147715,528,45,Sideshow Mel: (HIGHLY OFFENDED) Do you have any idea how difficult--,327000,TRUE,699,3611,Sideshow Mel,Sideshow Mel's Dressing Room,Do you have any idea how difficult--,do you have any idea how difficult--,7 +147716,528,46,"Bart Simpson: Bye, now.",329000,TRUE,8,3611,Bart Simpson,Sideshow Mel's Dressing Room,"Bye, now.",bye now,2 +147717,528,47,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: int. android's dungeon - day),329000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +147718,528,48,"Comic Book Guy: Behold! From the pages of ""Dune"" and ""Dune Messiah"" -- Gurney Halleck's beloved zither -- the baliset!",329000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Behold! From the pages of ""Dune"" and ""Dune Messiah"" -- Gurney Halleck's beloved zither -- the baliset!",behold from the pages of dune and dune messiah -- gurney hallecks beloved zither -- the baliset,17 +147719,528,49,Bart Simpson: Pass.,343000,TRUE,8,396,Bart Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Pass.,pass,1 +147720,528,50,(Professor Frink's Lab: int. frink's lab - later),345000,FALSE,NA,2125,NA,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +147721,528,51,"Professor Jonathan Frink: When I die, you will carry on the tradition of... the Frink-e-min.",345000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"When I die, you will carry on the tradition of... the Frink-e-min.",when i die you will carry on the tradition of the frink-e-min,12 +147722,528,52,Frink-E-Min: (GLAVIN-Y THEREMIN NOISES),345000,FALSE,6341,2125,Frink-E-Min,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +147725,528,55,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Ah, Mr. Homer. I see you are wearing the bald man's beret.",357000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Ah, Mr. Homer. I see you are wearing the bald man's beret.",ah mr homer i see you are wearing the bald mans beret,12 +147726,528,56,Homer Simpson: Is it that obvious?,362000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Is it that obvious?,is it that obvious,4 +147727,528,57,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh yes. The only thing that screams ""I am hiding hairlessness"" more is a goatee.",363000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Oh yes. The only thing that screams ""I am hiding hairlessness"" more is a goatee.",oh yes the only thing that screams i am hiding hairlessness more is a goatee,15 +147728,528,58,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.: I'm as smooth as jazz. (BE-BOP NOISES)",369000,TRUE,2116,136,"Nedward Flanders, Sr.",Kwik-E-Mart,I'm as smooth as jazz.,im as smooth as jazz,5 +147729,528,59,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) My wife has never seen my head naked. Maybe I should wear a cowboy hat.,376000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,My wife has never seen my head naked. Maybe I should wear a cowboy hat.,my wife has never seen my head naked maybe i should wear a cowboy hat,15 +147730,528,60,"The Rich Texan: A cowboy hat means ""I'm ashamed of my small penis.""",381000,TRUE,1508,136,The Rich Texan,Kwik-E-Mart,"A cowboy hat means ""I'm ashamed of my small penis.""",a cowboy hat means im ashamed of my small penis,10 +147731,528,61,The Rich Texan: Don't even ask me what this means!,381000,TRUE,1508,136,The Rich Texan,Kwik-E-Mart,Don't even ask me what this means!,dont even ask me what this means,7 +147732,528,62,The Rich Texan: Yee haw! I'm-a compensatin'!,387000,TRUE,1508,136,The Rich Texan,Kwik-E-Mart,Yee haw! I'm-a compensatin'!,yee haw im-a compensatin,4 +147733,528,63,(SLIGHTLY RUN-DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD: ext. slightly run-down neighborhood - day),400000,FALSE,NA,4214,NA,SLIGHTLY RUN-DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD,NA,NA,NA +147734,528,64,Slava: (THICK ACCENT) New student! Sit at piano! My daughter teach you! (TO MARGE) You! Mother! Come to kitchen and see picture of my dead wife!,400000,TRUE,6342,4214,Slava,SLIGHTLY RUN-DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD,New student! Sit at piano! My daughter teach you! You! Mother! Come to kitchen and see picture of my dead wife!,new student sit at piano my daughter teach you you mother come to kitchen and see picture of my dead wife,21 +147735,528,65,Marge Simpson: That's okay. I...,407000,TRUE,1,4214,Marge Simpson,SLIGHTLY RUN-DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD,That's okay. I...,thats okay i,3 +147736,528,66,"Slava: No, no, no, no, no. She's not dead in picture. (ADMITTING) She's dying.",409000,TRUE,6342,4214,Slava,SLIGHTLY RUN-DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD,"No, no, no, no, no. She's not dead in picture. She's dying.",no no no no no shes not dead in picture shes dying,12 +147737,528,67,"Marge Simpson: Let's go, Bart...",414000,TRUE,1,4214,Marge Simpson,SLIGHTLY RUN-DOWN NEIGHBORHOOD,"Let's go, Bart...",lets go bart,3 +147738,528,68,(LIVING ROOM: int. living room - continuous),428000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +147739,528,69,"Zhenya: So, you want lesson?",428000,TRUE,6343,47,Zhenya,LIVING ROOM,"So, you want lesson?",so you want lesson,4 +147740,528,70,Bart Simpson: Yes... I want lesson.,430000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Yes... I want lesson.,yes i want lesson,4 +147741,528,71,Zhenya: I accept your whip.,432000,TRUE,6343,47,Zhenya,LIVING ROOM,I accept your whip.,i accept your whip,4 +147743,528,73,(RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM: Int. RUSSIAN living room - later),447000,FALSE,NA,4215,NA,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +147744,528,74,"Marge Simpson: (TO SLAVA) So, how much are lessons?",447000,TRUE,1,4215,Marge Simpson,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,"So, how much are lessons?",so how much are lessons,5 +147745,528,75,"Slava: I give you something you want, (SINISTER) you give me something I want. (THEN, NICE) I'm sorry, did my voice go all evil? It is common with Russian accent.",449000,TRUE,6342,4215,Slava,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,"I give you something you want, you give me something I want. I'm sorry, did my voice go all evil? It is common with Russian accent.",i give you something you want you give me something i want im sorry did my voice go all evil it is common with russian accent,26 +147746,528,76,Marge Simpson: You'd better be asking for something P.C.: pie or cake.,459000,TRUE,1,4215,Marge Simpson,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,You'd better be asking for something P.C.: pie or cake.,youd better be asking for something pc pie or cake,10 +147747,528,77,"Slava: Here is my offer: my daughter give lessons, you teach me to drive car.",463000,TRUE,6342,4215,Slava,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,"Here is my offer: my daughter give lessons, you teach me to drive car.",here is my offer my daughter give lessons you teach me to drive car,14 +147748,528,78,Marge Simpson: There might be some nagging involved.,467000,TRUE,1,4215,Marge Simpson,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,There might be some nagging involved.,there might be some nagging involved,6 +147749,528,79,Slava: Deal! Now we toast with vodka!,469000,TRUE,6342,4215,Slava,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,Deal! Now we toast with vodka!,deal now we toast with vodka,6 +147750,528,80,Slava: Now we drive!,476000,TRUE,6342,4215,Slava,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,Now we drive!,now we drive,3 +147751,528,81,Marge Simpson: (REACTS),476000,FALSE,1,4215,Marge Simpson,RUSSIAN LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +147752,528,82,(Moe's Tavern: EXT. MOE'S - DAY - establishing),481000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147753,528,83,"Moe Szyslak: Homer, I recommend getting drunk on my most expensive beer: Duff Platinum.",481000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, I recommend getting drunk on my most expensive beer: Duff Platinum.",homer i recommend getting drunk on my most expensive beer duff platinum,12 +147754,528,84,Moe Szyslak: What the? But I used the best label paste.,486000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,What the? But I used the best label paste.,what the but i used the best label paste,9 +147755,528,85,"Homer Simpson: Those two hairs were what was left of my youth, Moe.",491000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Those two hairs were what was left of my youth, Moe.",those two hairs were what was left of my youth moe,11 +147790,528,120,Zhenya: (SINGS) DRUGUYU NEVESTU DRUGOĬ IYUNYA / DRUGOĬ SOLNECHNĬ MEDOVYĬ MESYATS,621000,TRUE,6343,4216,Zhenya,Zhenya's House,DRUGUYU NEVESTU DRUGOĬ IYUNYA / DRUGOĬ SOLNECHNĬ MEDOVYĬ MESYATS,druguyu nevestu drugoĬ iyunya drugoĬ solnechnĬ medovyĬ mesyats,8 +148390,530,156,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),702000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147756,528,86,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, come on, there's sexy bald like... uh... Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. (CONFIDENTIAL) He married his cousin, Celeste. (BEAT) That was my takeaway.",496000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, come on, there's sexy bald like... uh... Babar, king of the elephants. I read his books as a kid. He married his cousin, Celeste. That was my takeaway.",hey come on theres sexy bald like uh babar king of the elephants i read his books as a kid he married his cousin celeste that was my takeaway,29 +147757,528,87,"Homer Simpson: Those royal elephants have trainers to keep 'em in shape. Average schmoe like me, forget it.",507000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Those royal elephants have trainers to keep 'em in shape. Average schmoe like me, forget it.",those royal elephants have trainers to keep em in shape average schmoe like me forget it,16 +147758,528,88,"Moe Szyslak: Well, let me see how bald you are.",513000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, let me see how bald you are.",well let me see how bald you are,8 +147759,528,89,Moe Szyslak: (CAN'T-BELIEVE-HOW-BALD-HE-IS NOISE) Dear Lord. Here. You need this more than I do.,515000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Dear Lord. Here. You need this more than I do.,dear lord here you need this more than i do,10 +147760,528,90,Moe Szyslak: Just what exactly is this good for?,525000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Just what exactly is this good for?,just what exactly is this good for,7 +147761,528,91,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - afternoon),531000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +147762,528,92,Jimbo Jones: It's nice when something you plan in your head for so long comes to fruition.,531000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,It's nice when something you plan in your head for so long comes to fruition.,its nice when something you plan in your head for so long comes to fruition,15 +147763,528,93,"Jimbo Jones: (TO BART, TAUNTING) Where you goin', Bart?",538000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"Where you goin', Bart?",where you goin bart,4 +147764,528,94,Bart Simpson: Piano lesson.,539000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Piano lesson.,piano lesson,2 +147765,528,95,"DOLPH: (TAUNTING) Ooh, piano lesson.",541000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,"Ooh, piano lesson.",ooh piano lesson,3 +147766,528,96,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (POINTS TO NERDS) We put two of those guys up there just for usin' a big word.,543000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,We put two of those guys up there just for usin' a big word.,we put two of those guys up there just for usin a big word,14 +147767,528,97,Martin Prince: Caché is not a big word.,547000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,Caché is not a big word.,caché is not a big word,6 +147768,528,98,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (MAD) Clickety clack!,549000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,Clickety clack!,clickety clack,2 +147769,528,99,"Bart Simpson: Wait, wait! I'm not learning anything! I'm just goin' 'cause the teacher's pretty.",549000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Wait, wait! I'm not learning anything! I'm just goin' 'cause the teacher's pretty.",wait wait im not learning anything im just goin cause the teachers pretty,13 +147770,528,100,DOLPH: (NODS) Okay. But you'd better steal bananas for all of us.,557000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Okay. But you'd better steal bananas for all of us.,okay but youd better steal bananas for all of us,10 +147771,528,101,"Bart Simpson: (RUNNING OFF, DOPPLER) I willll!",560000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I willll!,i willll,2 +147772,528,102,Martin Prince: Let me go! I have a swim lesson with a gorgeous lifeguard.,561000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,Let me go! I have a swim lesson with a gorgeous lifeguard.,let me go i have a swim lesson with a gorgeous lifeguard,12 +147773,528,103,DOLPH: What gender?,565000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,What gender?,what gender,2 +147774,528,104,Martin Prince: You're not allowed to ask.,566000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,You're not allowed to ask.,youre not allowed to ask,5 +147775,528,105,(Marge's Car: int. marge's car - day),568000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +147776,528,106,"Marge Simpson: Okay, check your mirrors. Hands at ten and two. Slowly back out of the driveway--",568000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"Okay, check your mirrors. Hands at ten and two. Slowly back out of the driveway--",okay check your mirrors hands at ten and two slowly back out of the driveway--,15 +147777,528,107,Marge Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),568000,FALSE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +147778,528,108,Ralph Wiggum: Daddy said I was a accident.,583000,TRUE,119,102,Ralph Wiggum,Marge's Car,Daddy said I was a accident.,daddy said i was a accident,6 +147779,528,109,"Marge Simpson: Okay, let's try again.",587000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"Okay, let's try again.",okay lets try again,4 +147780,528,110,Bart Simpson: That is so beautiful. Did you write it?,595000,TRUE,8,102,Bart Simpson,Marge's Car,That is so beautiful. Did you write it?,that is so beautiful did you write it,8 +147781,528,111,"Zhenya: These are scales. Now, memorize. ""Every good Boris deserves farm.""",597000,TRUE,6343,102,Zhenya,Marge's Car,"These are scales. Now, memorize. ""Every good Boris deserves farm.""",these are scales now memorize every good boris deserves farm,10 +147782,528,112,Bart Simpson: Let me try.,604000,TRUE,8,102,Bart Simpson,Marge's Car,Let me try.,let me try,3 +147783,528,113,"Bart Simpson: ""Every good booger deserves flicking.""",605000,TRUE,8,102,Bart Simpson,Marge's Car,Every good booger deserves flicking.,every good booger deserves flicking,5 +147784,528,114,"Zhenya: Your tongue is nimble, (POINTS TO BART'S HANDS) unlike sausage fingers.",608000,TRUE,6343,102,Zhenya,Marge's Car,"Your tongue is nimble, unlike sausage fingers.",your tongue is nimble unlike sausage fingers,7 +147785,528,115,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. power plant - continuous),612000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +147786,528,116,"Homer Simpson: (BOLTS UPRIGHT, URGENTLY) Sausage fingers!",612000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Sausage fingers!,sausage fingers,2 +147787,528,117,(Zhenya's House: Int. Zhenya's house - continuous),614000,FALSE,NA,4216,NA,Zhenya's House,NA,NA,NA +147788,528,118,Zhenya: Do what I do.,614000,TRUE,6343,4216,Zhenya,Zhenya's House,Do what I do.,do what i do,4 +147791,528,121,"Zhenya: (SINGS) YESHCHE ODIM SEZON, YESHCHE ODNA PRICHINA",635000,TRUE,6343,4216,Zhenya,Zhenya's House,"YESHCHE ODIM SEZON, YESHCHE ODNA PRICHINA",yeshche odim sezon yeshche odna prichina,6 +147792,528,122,Zhenya: DLYA VUPI MAKIN',641000,TRUE,6343,4216,Zhenya,Zhenya's House,DLYA VUPI MAKIN',dlya vupi makin,3 +147793,528,123,Zhenya: (SINGS/WHISPERS) DLYA MAKIN',647000,TRUE,6343,4216,Zhenya,Zhenya's House,DLYA MAKIN',dlya makin,2 +147794,528,124,Bart Simpson: (WHISPERED) Whoopee...,649000,TRUE,8,4216,Bart Simpson,Zhenya's House,Whoopee...,whoopee,1 +147795,528,125,Zhenya: Scales!,650000,TRUE,6343,4216,Zhenya,Zhenya's House,Scales!,scales,1 +147796,528,126,Zhenya: Lesson over.,654000,TRUE,6343,4216,Zhenya,Zhenya's House,Lesson over.,lesson over,2 +147797,528,127,Marge Simpson: Lesson over.,656000,TRUE,1,4216,Marge Simpson,Zhenya's House,Lesson over.,lesson over,2 +147798,528,128,(Marge's Car: Int. Marge's car - day),665000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +147799,528,129,Marge Simpson: What are you doing?!,665000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,What are you doing?!,what are you doing,4 +147800,528,130,"Slava: Want to go backwards. Like Russian economy, under Putin.",666000,TRUE,6342,102,Slava,Marge's Car,"Want to go backwards. Like Russian economy, under Putin.",want to go backwards like russian economy under putin,9 +147801,528,131,Marge Simpson: Stop making Putin jokes!,671000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Stop making Putin jokes!,stop making putin jokes,4 +147802,528,132,Slava: You sound like police... under Putin.,673000,TRUE,6342,102,Slava,Marge's Car,You sound like police... under Putin.,you sound like police under putin,6 +147803,528,133,Marge Simpson: Ugh. Speaking of police...,675000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Ugh. Speaking of police...,ugh speaking of police,4 +147804,528,134,"Slava: I'm sorry, Officer. I believe my license is... (PULLS BRIEFCASE FROM THE BACK, OPENS IT) ...somewhere in these pairs of easy-fit blue jeans. (OFFERS JEANS TO WIGGUM) Eh? Eh?",678000,TRUE,6342,102,Slava,Marge's Car,"I'm sorry, Officer. I believe my license is... ...somewhere in these pairs of easy-fit blue jeans. Eh? Eh?",im sorry officer i believe my license is somewhere in these pairs of easy-fit blue jeans eh eh,18 +147805,528,135,Marge Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) That's not the way American police do things!,687000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,That's not the way American police do things!,thats not the way american police do things,8 +147806,528,136,Chief Wiggum: Finally. Someone who knows what a traffic stop is really all about.,690000,TRUE,71,102,Chief Wiggum,Marge's Car,Finally. Someone who knows what a traffic stop is really all about.,finally someone who knows what a traffic stop is really all about,12 +147807,528,137,"Lou: Uh, Chief, don't you think those jeans are a little tight?",695000,TRUE,91,102,Lou,Marge's Car,"Uh, Chief, don't you think those jeans are a little tight?",uh chief dont you think those jeans are a little tight,11 +147808,528,138,"Chief Wiggum: We're all not high-waisted like you, Lou, okay?",698000,TRUE,71,102,Chief Wiggum,Marge's Car,"We're all not high-waisted like you, Lou, okay?",were all not high-waisted like you lou okay,8 +147809,528,139,Chief Wiggum: I'm gonna... lie down in the back seat here.,702000,TRUE,71,102,Chief Wiggum,Marge's Car,I'm gonna... lie down in the back seat here.,im gonna lie down in the back seat here,9 +147810,528,140,"Chief Wiggum: (WOBBLING, TEETERING, SLIDING NOISES)",702000,FALSE,71,102,Chief Wiggum,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +147811,528,141,"Chief Wiggum: Okay. All right, the blue knight is ready for action!",708000,TRUE,71,102,Chief Wiggum,Marge's Car,"Okay. All right, the blue knight is ready for action!",okay all right the blue knight is ready for action,10 +147812,528,142,(LIVING ROOM: iNT. LIVING ROOM - DAY),719000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +147813,528,143,Zhenya: (EXASPERATED NOISE),719000,FALSE,6343,47,Zhenya,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +147814,528,144,Bart Simpson: What's wrong?,719000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,What's wrong?,whats wrong,2 +147815,528,145,Zhenya: Every note you play sounds like dying animal writhing on keys.,721000,TRUE,6343,47,Zhenya,LIVING ROOM,Every note you play sounds like dying animal writhing on keys.,every note you play sounds like dying animal writhing on keys,11 +147816,528,146,Bart Simpson: Awesome!,725000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Awesome!,awesome,1 +147817,528,147,"Zhenya: I just want to get more students and help my father with his dream -- driving a limo! He could tell big shots in the back that, no, they cannot smoke.",726000,TRUE,6343,47,Zhenya,LIVING ROOM,"I just want to get more students and help my father with his dream -- driving a limo! He could tell big shots in the back that, no, they cannot smoke.",i just want to get more students and help my father with his dream -- driving a limo he could tell big shots in the back that no they cannot smoke,31 +147818,528,148,"Bart Simpson: Seriously, I'm gonna make you proud. I have hidden talents.",738000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Seriously, I'm gonna make you proud. I have hidden talents.",seriously im gonna make you proud i have hidden talents,10 +147819,528,149,"Zhenya: (TOUCHED) Oh ""Bort,"" if only you make such a miracle happen...I would love your hands forever.",743000,TRUE,6343,47,Zhenya,LIVING ROOM,"Oh ""Bort,"" if only you make such a miracle happen...I would love your hands forever.",oh bort if only you make such a miracle happeni would love your hands forever,15 +147820,528,150,(Simpson Piano Room: Int. Simpson piano room - day),770000,FALSE,NA,4217,NA,Simpson Piano Room,NA,NA,NA +147821,528,151,"Mozart: Wait a minute, you can't hear.",770000,TRUE,4054,4217,Mozart,Simpson Piano Room,"Wait a minute, you can't hear.",wait a minute you cant hear,6 +147822,528,152,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - auditorium - stage - day),776000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +147823,528,153,Marge Simpson: (PROUDLY) I am so proud. I would've been happy if Bart was just a piano mover.,776000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I am so proud. I would've been happy if Bart was just a piano mover.,i am so proud i wouldve been happy if bart was just a piano mover,15 +147824,528,154,Bart Simpson: Thank you. I owe it all to Zhenya.,785000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Thank you. I owe it all to Zhenya.,thank you i owe it all to zhenya,8 +147881,528,211,Bart Simpson: (UNHAPPY GLUGS),1005000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147825,528,155,Ned Flanders: Can you teach my boys? (TO ROD AND TODD) But no tickling the ivories. You treat them with respect.,788000,TRUE,11,3,Ned Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Can you teach my boys? But no tickling the ivories. You treat them with respect.,can you teach my boys but no tickling the ivories you treat them with respect,15 +147826,528,156,Krusty the Clown: Can you teach my monkey? (GESTURES TO TEENY) Then I can deal with the Musician's Union instead of the Humane Society. Much easier to muscle.,793000,TRUE,139,3,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Elementary School,Can you teach my monkey? Then I can deal with the Musician's Union instead of the Humane Society. Much easier to muscle.,can you teach my monkey then i can deal with the musicians union instead of the humane society much easier to muscle,22 +147827,528,157,"Bart Simpson: (TO SELF) Zhenya, I couldn't have done it without you. (TO CD DRIVE) And you.",801000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Zhenya, I couldn't have done it without you. And you.",zhenya i couldnt have done it without you and you,10 +147828,528,158,Marge Simpson: Bart!,807000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Bart!,bart,1 +147829,528,159,"Marge Simpson: Bart, I've never been so proud of you. Never, never, never!",809000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart, I've never been so proud of you. Never, never, never!",bart ive never been so proud of you never never never,11 +147830,528,160,Bart Simpson: And now I'll always be at home in a saloon!,815000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And now I'll always be at home in a saloon!,and now ill always be at home in a saloon,10 +147831,528,161,Lisa Simpson: Something smells fishy.,818000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Something smells fishy.,something smells fishy,3 +147832,528,162,"Captain Horatio McCallister: Yarrr, that would be me. But I agree. There's something funny here.",820000,TRUE,944,3,Captain Horatio McCallister,Springfield Elementary School,"Yarrr, that would be me. But I agree. There's something funny here.",yarrr that would be me but i agree theres something funny here,12 +147833,528,163,Krusty the Clown: Is it me?,825000,TRUE,139,3,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Elementary School,Is it me?,is it me,3 +147834,528,164,Captain Horatio McCallister: No!,826000,TRUE,944,3,Captain Horatio McCallister,Springfield Elementary School,No!,no,1 +147835,528,165,Krusty the Clown: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),826000,FALSE,139,3,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +147836,528,166,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. springfield POWER PLANT - day - establishing),833000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +147837,528,167,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: INT. POWER PLANT - snack room - continuous),833000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +147838,528,168,"Carl Carlson: Hey, your baseball cap's one plastic bump tighter than usual. What gives?",833000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, your baseball cap's one plastic bump tighter than usual. What gives?",hey your baseball caps one plastic bump tighter than usual what gives,12 +147839,528,169,"Homer Simpson: Okay guys, here's the deal -- I've gone bald.",837000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Okay guys, here's the deal -- I've gone bald.",okay guys heres the deal -- ive gone bald,9 +147840,528,170,Lenny Leonard: (HUGE GASP),837000,FALSE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +147841,528,171,"Lenny Leonard: (SUDDENLY NONCHALANT) Then again, who cares?",842000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Then again, who cares?",then again who cares,4 +147842,528,172,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, you already landed a hot wife. That's the only reason men evolved hair.",843000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, you already landed a hot wife. That's the only reason men evolved hair.",yeah you already landed a hot wife thats the only reason men evolved hair,14 +147843,528,173,Homer Simpson: What are you talking about?,847000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +147844,528,174,"Lenny Leonard: You lured Marge in with your hair. You trapped her with marriage. You skinned and field-gutted her by having kids. Now she's mounted on your wall for good, with fake glass eyes and a rubber tongue.",848000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You lured Marge in with your hair. You trapped her with marriage. You skinned and field-gutted her by having kids. Now she's mounted on your wall for good, with fake glass eyes and a rubber tongue.",you lured marge in with your hair you trapped her with marriage you skinned and field-gutted her by having kids now shes mounted on your wall for good with fake glass eyes and a rubber tongue,36 +147845,528,175,"Homer Simpson: (STILL WORRIED) The way you put it, it sounds so perfect, but it's not.",858000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"The way you put it, it sounds so perfect, but it's not.",the way you put it it sounds so perfect but its not,12 +147846,528,176,Carl Carlson: (CONCERNED) You sound seriously depressed. Why don't we talk about it over at Moe's?,862000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You sound seriously depressed. Why don't we talk about it over at Moe's?,you sound seriously depressed why dont we talk about it over at moes,13 +147847,528,177,Homer Simpson: It's not even noon.,866000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It's not even noon.,its not even noon,4 +147848,528,178,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, I've got a watch, egghead!",867000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, I've got a watch, egghead!",yeah ive got a watch egghead,6 +147849,528,179,Vigorous Older Man: I couldn't help overhearing your predicament. Mainly because my hearing is so great.,870000,TRUE,6344,10,Vigorous Older Man,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I couldn't help overhearing your predicament. Mainly because my hearing is so great.,i couldnt help overhearing your predicament mainly because my hearing is so great,13 +147850,528,180,Homer Simpson: Who are you?,875000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Who are you?,who are you,3 +147851,528,181,Vigorous Older Man: The answer to your prayers.,876000,TRUE,6344,10,Vigorous Older Man,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,The answer to your prayers.,the answer to your prayers,5 +147882,528,212,"Marge Simpson: You'll need your voice to say ""thanks, Mom"" after your next recital!",1015000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You'll need your voice to say ""thanks, Mom"" after your next recital!",youll need your voice to say thanks mom after your next recital,12 +147852,528,182,"Homer Simpson: Are you my guardian angel? If so, can you turn a pumpkin into a chariot? Even a used Camry would be okay.",878000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Are you my guardian angel? If so, can you turn a pumpkin into a chariot? Even a used Camry would be okay.",are you my guardian angel if so can you turn a pumpkin into a chariot even a used camry would be okay,22 +147853,528,183,"Vigorous Older Man: No, just a regular hairless Joe like you. Been bald since I was twenty-three. With the money I've saved I bought a yacht.",885000,TRUE,6344,10,Vigorous Older Man,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"No, just a regular hairless Joe like you. Been bald since I was twenty-three. With the money I've saved I bought a yacht.",no just a regular hairless joe like you been bald since i was twenty-three with the money ive saved i bought a yacht,23 +147854,528,184,Homer Simpson: (AMAZED) You're cool with it? I haven't even told my wife.,894000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You're cool with it? I haven't even told my wife.,youre cool with it i havent even told my wife,10 +147855,528,185,"Vigorous Older Man: You wait for the right moment, you show her that glorious dome, and then you rest it sweetly on her bosom and let the kisses flow like rain.",897000,TRUE,6344,10,Vigorous Older Man,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You wait for the right moment, you show her that glorious dome, and then you rest it sweetly on her bosom and let the kisses flow like rain.",you wait for the right moment you show her that glorious dome and then you rest it sweetly on her bosom and let the kisses flow like rain,28 +147856,528,186,"Homer Simpson: Wow, is that what your wife did?",907000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wow, is that what your wife did?",wow is that what your wife did,7 +147857,528,187,Vigorous Older Man: No wife. I just slept with thousands of bald women. (HEARTY LAUGH),909000,TRUE,6344,10,Vigorous Older Man,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No wife. I just slept with thousands of bald women.,no wife i just slept with thousands of bald women,10 +147858,528,188,(Try-N-Save: INT. TRY 'N' SAVE - DAY),919000,FALSE,NA,1374,NA,Try-N-Save,NA,NA,NA +147859,528,189,"Helen Lovejoy: Caught your recital, Bart. Lisa, isn't it great to have a musical genius in the family?",919000,TRUE,309,1374,Helen Lovejoy,Try-N-Save,"Caught your recital, Bart. Lisa, isn't it great to have a musical genius in the family?",caught your recital bart lisa isnt it great to have a musical genius in the family,16 +147860,528,190,"Marge Simpson: Helen Lovejoy, you always have to stir the pot.",925000,TRUE,1,1374,Marge Simpson,Try-N-Save,"Helen Lovejoy, you always have to stir the pot.",helen lovejoy you always have to stir the pot,9 +147861,528,191,Helen Lovejoy: (SWEETLY) Unlike you when you make your lumpy clam chowder.,929000,TRUE,309,1374,Helen Lovejoy,Try-N-Save,Unlike you when you make your lumpy clam chowder.,unlike you when you make your lumpy clam chowder,9 +147862,528,192,"Lisa Simpson: I guess Bart must be a musical genius, because frauds are always found out. (TO BART) Always.",931000,TRUE,9,1374,Lisa Simpson,Try-N-Save,"I guess Bart must be a musical genius, because frauds are always found out. Always.",i guess bart must be a musical genius because frauds are always found out always,15 +147863,528,193,Helen Lovejoy: My work is done! Now to reward myself with a case of wine.,947000,TRUE,309,1374,Helen Lovejoy,Try-N-Save,My work is done! Now to reward myself with a case of wine.,my work is done now to reward myself with a case of wine,13 +147864,528,194,(RUSSIAN HOUSE: EXT. RUSSIAN HOUSE - DAY),955000,FALSE,NA,4218,NA,RUSSIAN HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +147865,528,195,"Bart Simpson: Hi Zhenya, I'm here for my lesson.",955000,TRUE,8,4218,Bart Simpson,RUSSIAN HOUSE,"Hi Zhenya, I'm here for my lesson.",hi zhenya im here for my lesson,7 +147866,528,196,"Zhenya: Good to see you, my love. Sit on porch.",957000,TRUE,6343,4218,Zhenya,RUSSIAN HOUSE,"Good to see you, my love. Sit on porch.",good to see you my love sit on porch,9 +147867,528,197,Bart Simpson: (NOTICING) Are there other people in here?,960000,TRUE,8,4218,Bart Simpson,RUSSIAN HOUSE,Are there other people in here?,are there other people in here,6 +147868,528,198,"Zhenya: Because of your performance, I win many new students.",961000,TRUE,6343,4218,Zhenya,RUSSIAN HOUSE,"Because of your performance, I win many new students.",because of your performance i win many new students,9 +147869,528,199,Nelson Muntz: C'mon. I gotta learn my mom's stripper music by midnight!,967000,TRUE,101,4218,Nelson Muntz,RUSSIAN HOUSE,C'mon. I gotta learn my mom's stripper music by midnight!,cmon i gotta learn my moms stripper music by midnight,10 +147870,528,200,"Bart Simpson: If I got you all these students, shouldn't you be grateful?",970000,TRUE,8,4218,Bart Simpson,RUSSIAN HOUSE,"If I got you all these students, shouldn't you be grateful?",if i got you all these students shouldnt you be grateful,11 +147871,528,201,Zhenya: Of course I'm grateful. Here is cushion for porch chair.,973000,TRUE,6343,4218,Zhenya,RUSSIAN HOUSE,Of course I'm grateful. Here is cushion for porch chair.,of course im grateful here is cushion for porch chair,10 +147872,528,202,"Zhenya: Go to ""bata boom.""",980000,TRUE,6343,4218,Zhenya,RUSSIAN HOUSE,"Go to ""bata boom.""",go to bata boom,4 +147873,528,203,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - later),980000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147874,528,204,Marge Simpson: (TO SELF) Mopped myself into a corner...,980000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Mopped myself into a corner...,mopped myself into a corner,5 +147875,528,205,Marge Simpson: (CONTENTED NOISE),980000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147876,528,206,Marge Simpson: (FRUSTRATED GRUMBLE),980000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147877,528,207,"Bart Simpson: Mom, you'd still be proud of me if I couldn't play piano, right?",993000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, you'd still be proud of me if I couldn't play piano, right?",mom youd still be proud of me if i couldnt play piano right,13 +147878,528,208,"Marge Simpson: Of course. (BEAT) But very, very, very angry at all the time I wasted.",997000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Of course. But very, very, very angry at all the time I wasted.",of course but very very very angry at all the time i wasted,13 +147879,528,209,Bart Simpson: (GULP),997000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147880,528,210,Marge Simpson: Gulp?! Was that a gulp? Are you getting a sore throat? Let me give you some castor oil.,1005000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Gulp?! Was that a gulp? Are you getting a sore throat? Let me give you some castor oil.,gulp was that a gulp are you getting a sore throat let me give you some castor oil,18 +147884,528,214,Marge Simpson: I signed you up for the Ten-And-Below Talent Show next week!,1020000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I signed you up for the Ten-And-Below Talent Show next week!,i signed you up for the ten-and-below talent show next week,11 +147885,528,215,"Bart Simpson: You know, I'm almost eleven, it's not really fair.",1025000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know, I'm almost eleven, it's not really fair.",you know im almost eleven its not really fair,9 +147886,528,216,"Marge Simpson: (SWEETLY) Bart, when you were on that stage, it felt like you were pouring those notes right into my heart.",1028000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, when you were on that stage, it felt like you were pouring those notes right into my heart.",bart when you were on that stage it felt like you were pouring those notes right into my heart,19 +147887,528,217,"Bart Simpson: Hey, one of those notes could go to your brain and kill you. Are you sure you want to take that chance?",1034000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, one of those notes could go to your brain and kill you. Are you sure you want to take that chance?",hey one of those notes could go to your brain and kill you are you sure you want to take that chance,22 +147888,528,218,Marge Simpson: A proud mother always does.,1039000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,A proud mother always does.,a proud mother always does,5 +147889,528,219,(Springfield Civic Center: ext. springfield civic center - day - establishing),1046000,FALSE,NA,636,NA,Springfield Civic Center,NA,NA,NA +147890,528,220,"Bouncer: First of all, you're over ten years old. Second, you're clearly Justin Bieber.",1046000,TRUE,5195,636,Bouncer,Springfield Civic Center,"First of all, you're over ten years old. Second, you're clearly Justin Bieber.",first of all youre over ten years old second youre clearly justin bieber,13 +147891,528,221,Justin Bieber: (TO MANAGER) That's another twenty-five bucks we'll never see. Guh!,1050000,TRUE,6345,636,Justin Bieber,Springfield Civic Center,That's another twenty-five bucks we'll never see. Guh!,thats another twenty-five bucks well never see guh,8 +147892,528,222,(Springfield Town Hall: int. city hall - auditorium - a little later),1056000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +147893,528,223,"Ralph Wiggum: (SINGS) WHO CAN MAKE THE SUN RISE... (BEAT, SPOKEN, SCARED) Why won't anybody tell me?!",1056000,TRUE,119,48,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Town Hall,WHO CAN MAKE THE SUN RISE... Why won't anybody tell me?!,who can make the sun rise why wont anybody tell me,11 +147894,528,224,Bart Simpson: I'm sorry! I was faking it!,1078000,TRUE,8,48,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,I'm sorry! I was faking it!,im sorry i was faking it,6 +147895,528,225,Crowd: (GASPS),1078000,FALSE,75,48,Crowd,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +147896,528,226,Bart Simpson: I lied so I could see Zhenya.,1084000,TRUE,8,48,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,I lied so I could see Zhenya.,i lied so i could see zhenya,7 +147897,528,227,"Men In Audience: Zhenya. / Oh, Zhenya. / Everyone knows Zhenya.",1086000,TRUE,6346,48,Men In Audience,Springfield Town Hall,"Zhenya. / Oh, Zhenya. / Everyone knows Zhenya.",zhenya oh zhenya everyone knows zhenya,6 +147898,528,228,Bart Simpson: But there's really only one girl whose opinion matters to me. (GESTURES TO MARGE) My Mom.,1090000,TRUE,8,48,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,But there's really only one girl whose opinion matters to me. My Mom.,but theres really only one girl whose opinion matters to me my mom,13 +147899,528,229,Marge Simpson: (SADLY) I'd like to go home now. (TO BART) And to think you'd do this on Mother's Day.,1096000,TRUE,1,48,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,I'd like to go home now. And to think you'd do this on Mother's Day.,id like to go home now and to think youd do this on mothers day,15 +147900,528,230,Bart Simpson: Is it too late to make you breakfast in bed?,1101000,TRUE,8,48,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Is it too late to make you breakfast in bed?,is it too late to make you breakfast in bed,10 +147901,528,231,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - day),1101000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147902,528,232,"Bart Simpson: Uh, Mom? I'm sorry I pretended to be good at piano-- And I'm really ashamed that I lied.",1101000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, Mom? I'm sorry I pretended to be good at piano-- And I'm really ashamed that I lied.",uh mom im sorry i pretended to be good at piano-- and im really ashamed that i lied,18 +147903,528,233,Marge Simpson: Excuse me.,1118000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Excuse me.,excuse me,2 +147904,528,234,"Slava: Mrs. Marge, I took my driver's test!",1121000,TRUE,6342,5,Slava,Simpson Home,"Mrs. Marge, I took my driver's test!",mrs marge i took my drivers test,7 +147905,528,235,Marge Simpson: Did you pass?,1124000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you pass?,did you pass,3 +147906,528,236,Slava: More or less.,1125000,TRUE,6342,5,Slava,Simpson Home,More or less.,more or less,3 +147907,528,237,"Selma Bouvier: If I eat an orange wedge, the whole thing's gonna blow!",1127000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"If I eat an orange wedge, the whole thing's gonna blow!",if i eat an orange wedge the whole things gonna blow,11 +147908,528,238,"Marge Simpson: Well, I'm glad your side of the deal worked out.",1131000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I'm glad your side of the deal worked out.",well im glad your side of the deal worked out,10 +147909,528,239,Slava: What are you talking about? Your boy is genius!,1133000,TRUE,6342,5,Slava,Simpson Home,What are you talking about? Your boy is genius!,what are you talking about your boy is genius,9 +147910,528,240,"Marge Simpson: No, he cheated.",1136000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, he cheated.",no he cheated,3 +147911,528,241,"Slava: Marge, in Russia, everyone succeeds by cheating. (WHISPERING) Even Russian dressing is just thousand island.",1138000,TRUE,6342,5,Slava,Simpson Home,"Marge, in Russia, everyone succeeds by cheating. Even Russian dressing is just thousand island.",marge in russia everyone succeeds by cheating even russian dressing is just thousand island,14 +147912,528,242,Marge Simpson: (STUNNED MURMUR),1138000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147913,528,243,Slava: But your son is a good boy. He cheated for love and he cheated for you.,1146000,TRUE,6342,5,Slava,Simpson Home,But your son is a good boy. He cheated for love and he cheated for you.,but your son is a good boy he cheated for love and he cheated for you,16 +147914,528,244,Marge Simpson: Thank you!,1155000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank you!,thank you,2 +149139,533,64,Homer Simpson: Which one?,426000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,Which one?,which one,2 +147915,528,245,Ned Flanders: All right! A chance to make a new friend!,1158000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,All right! A chance to make a new friend!,all right a chance to make a new friend,9 +147916,528,246,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - a little later),1165000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +147917,528,247,"Marge Simpson: Listen, sweetie... it was wrong of me to force my dreams on you.",1165000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Listen, sweetie... it was wrong of me to force my dreams on you.",listen sweetie it was wrong of me to force my dreams on you,13 +147918,528,248,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, your generation won't have any dreams come true.",1170000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Yeah, your generation won't have any dreams come true.",yeah your generation wont have any dreams come true,9 +147919,528,249,"Marge Simpson: Sweetie, you're just gonna be who you are.",1173000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Sweetie, you're just gonna be who you are.",sweetie youre just gonna be who you are,8 +147920,528,250,"Bart Simpson: Well, who am I?",1177000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Well, who am I?",well who am i,4 +147921,528,251,"Marge Simpson: You are unique, you are special, and at some point that's gonna come together and work for you. I know it.",1178000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"You are unique, you are special, and at some point that's gonna come together and work for you. I know it.",you are unique you are special and at some point thats gonna come together and work for you i know it,21 +147922,528,252,"Bart Simpson: (SMILES) Thanks, Mom. And that means no punishment, right?",1185000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Thanks, Mom. And that means no punishment, right?",thanks mom and that means no punishment right,8 +147923,528,253,Marge Simpson: Wrong. You have to walk all the way over to Grampa to take a plate of cookies I baked.,1188000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Wrong. You have to walk all the way over to Grampa to take a plate of cookies I baked.,wrong you have to walk all the way over to grampa to take a plate of cookies i baked,19 +147924,528,254,"Bart Simpson: Here's your new plate, Grampa.",1195000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Here's your new plate, Grampa.",heres your new plate grampa,5 +147925,528,255,Grampa Simpson: Oh boy! There's crumbs on it!,1197000,TRUE,31,43,Grampa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Oh boy! There's crumbs on it!,oh boy theres crumbs on it,6 +147926,528,256,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - moments later),1204000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147927,528,257,"Homer Simpson: Marge, (DEEP BREATH) I have something to show you.",1204000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I have something to show you.",marge i have something to show you,7 +147928,528,258,Marge Simpson: Is it your impression of Mr. Burns eating soup? Because I'm not in the mood.,1208000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Is it your impression of Mr. Burns eating soup? Because I'm not in the mood.,is it your impression of mr burns eating soup because im not in the mood,15 +147929,528,259,"Homer Simpson: No, it's something else.",1213000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, it's something else.",no its something else,4 +147930,528,260,Homer Simpson: Well?,1217000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Well?,well,1 +147931,528,261,"Marge Simpson: I always wondered what you were hiding under your curly locks, my beautiful yellow melon!",1219000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I always wondered what you were hiding under your curly locks, my beautiful yellow melon!",i always wondered what you were hiding under your curly locks my beautiful yellow melon,15 +147932,528,262,"Homer Simpson: (FEIGNED NONCHALANCE) Hair, no hair, I don't really think about it. (CHUCKLES)",1228000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hair, no hair, I don't really think about it.",hair no hair i dont really think about it,9 +147933,528,263,Marge Simpson: Confidence is so attractive in a man.,1229000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Confidence is so attractive in a man.,confidence is so attractive in a man,7 +147934,528,264,Homer Simpson: Tell me about it.,1234000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Tell me about it.,tell me about it,4 +147935,528,265,"Homer Simpson: Oh Marge, when you hold me like that...",1236000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Marge, when you hold me like that...",oh marge when you hold me like that,8 +147936,528,266,"Marge Simpson: Thank you, God.",1241000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thank you, God.",thank you god,3 +147937,529,0,(Simpson TV Room: Int. simpson house - tv room - day),28000,FALSE,NA,778,NA,Simpson TV Room,NA,NA,NA +147938,529,1,"Male British Announcer: It's been a brilliant day of women's tennis, with Petrovkova narrowly edging Mashakova.",28000,TRUE,6347,778,Male British Announcer,Simpson TV Room,"It's been a brilliant day of women's tennis, with Petrovkova narrowly edging Mashakova.",its been a brilliant day of womens tennis with petrovkova narrowly edging mashakova,13 +147939,529,2,Male British Announcer: We take you now to doubles action between Pavlyuchenkeka-Vilnikova and Strakova-Mishtnupetrateva.,33000,TRUE,6347,778,Male British Announcer,Simpson TV Room,We take you now to doubles action between Pavlyuchenkeka-Vilnikova and Strakova-Mishtnupetrateva.,we take you now to doubles action between pavlyuchenkeka-vilnikova and strakova-mishtnupetrateva,11 +147940,529,3,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) To me it's legs versus boobs.,41000,TRUE,2,778,Homer Simpson,Simpson TV Room,To me it's legs versus boobs.,to me its legs versus boobs,6 +147941,529,4,Homer Simpson: What the--? Change the channel? But I'm watching soft-core tennis!,46000,TRUE,2,778,Homer Simpson,Simpson TV Room,What the--? Change the channel? But I'm watching soft-core tennis!,what the-- change the channel but im watching soft-core tennis,10 +147942,529,5,"Lisa Simpson: (""KEE-YAH"") Ki-Ya Karate Monsters!",51000,TRUE,9,778,Lisa Simpson,Simpson TV Room,Ki-Ya Karate Monsters!,ki-ya karate monsters,3 +147943,529,6,Homer Simpson: What the hell is that?,52000,TRUE,2,778,Homer Simpson,Simpson TV Room,What the hell is that?,what the hell is that,5 +147944,529,7,Bart Simpson: It's our favorite show!,54000,TRUE,8,778,Bart Simpson,Simpson TV Room,It's our favorite show!,its our favorite show,4 +147945,529,8,Lisa Simpson: Mom said we could watch it!,55000,TRUE,9,778,Lisa Simpson,Simpson TV Room,Mom said we could watch it!,mom said we could watch it,6 +147946,529,9,Homer Simpson: Did she really say that?,57000,TRUE,2,778,Homer Simpson,Simpson TV Room,Did she really say that?,did she really say that,5 +147947,529,10,Bart Simpson: (CHALLENGING) Are you gonna walk upstairs and ask her?,59000,TRUE,8,778,Bart Simpson,Simpson TV Room,Are you gonna walk upstairs and ask her?,are you gonna walk upstairs and ask her,8 +147948,529,11,Homer Simpson: No.,68000,TRUE,2,778,Homer Simpson,Simpson TV Room,No.,no,1 +147949,529,12,Announcer: From a Shaolin monastery in Transylvania come helpful hell-spawn! With homicidal honor they rampage for peace! Ki-Ya,68000,TRUE,33,778,Announcer,Simpson TV Room,From a Shaolin monastery in Transylvania come helpful hell-spawn! With homicidal honor they rampage for peace! Ki-Ya,from a shaolin monastery in transylvania come helpful hell-spawn with homicidal honor they rampage for peace ki-ya,17 +147950,529,13,Lisa Simpson: Ki-Ya!,80000,TRUE,9,778,Lisa Simpson,Simpson TV Room,Ki-Ya!,ki-ya,1 +147951,529,14,"Homer Simpson: You like this now? What about ""Planet Jackson and the Earth Brigade?""",81000,TRUE,2,778,Homer Simpson,Simpson TV Room,"You like this now? What about ""Planet Jackson and the Earth Brigade?""",you like this now what about planet jackson and the earth brigade,12 +147952,529,15,Bart Simpson: Dad! We don't watch that show anymore!,85000,TRUE,8,778,Bart Simpson,Simpson TV Room,Dad! We don't watch that show anymore!,dad we dont watch that show anymore,7 +147953,529,16,Lisa Simpson: It's for babies!,87000,TRUE,9,778,Lisa Simpson,Simpson TV Room,It's for babies!,its for babies,3 +147954,529,17,"Planet Jackson: (HEROIC, PRE-RECORDED, BATTERY DYING) Planet power!",91000,TRUE,6348,778,Planet Jackson,Simpson TV Room,Planet power!,planet power,2 +147955,529,18,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - dining room - night),95000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +147956,529,19,Bart Simpson: Kung Fu Werewolf chop!,95000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Kung Fu Werewolf chop!,kung fu werewolf chop,4 +147957,529,20,Lisa Simpson: Blob-Jitsu kick!,95000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Blob-Jitsu kick!,blob-jitsu kick,2 +147958,529,21,Marge Simpson: Stop it! No Karate Monsters at the dinner table!,97000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Stop it! No Karate Monsters at the dinner table!,stop it no karate monsters at the dinner table,9 +147959,529,22,Lisa Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) It's Ki-Ya Karate Monsters.,101000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It's Ki-Ya Karate Monsters.,its ki-ya karate monsters,4 +147960,529,23,Lisa Simpson: Samurai Shampoo Blast!,103000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Samurai Shampoo Blast!,samurai shampoo blast,3 +147961,529,24,Bart Simpson: Ninja Throwing Soap!,106000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Ninja Throwing Soap!,ninja throwing soap,3 +147962,529,25,Marge Simpson: No Karate Monsters in the bathtub!,107000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No Karate Monsters in the bathtub!,no karate monsters in the bathtub,6 +147963,529,26,Bart Simpson: (CORRECTING) Ki-Ya Karate Monsters!,110000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Ki-Ya Karate Monsters!,ki-ya karate monsters,3 +147964,529,27,(Springfield Retirement Castle: int. retirement castle - day),113000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +147965,529,28,Lisa Simpson: Happy birthday dad! / Happy Birthday Grampa!,113000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Happy birthday dad! / Happy Birthday Grampa!,happy birthday dad happy birthday grampa,6 +147966,529,29,Grampa Simpson: (WORRIED) Did this really happen?,117000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Did this really happen?,did this really happen,4 +147967,529,30,Lisa Simpson: Pill Attack!,119000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Pill Attack!,pill attack,2 +147968,529,31,Bart Simpson: Actual Sword Attack!,119000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Actual Sword Attack!,actual sword attack,3 +147969,529,32,Marge Simpson: I've had it! No more Karate Monsters!,121000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I've had it! No more Karate Monsters!,ive had it no more karate monsters,7 +147970,529,33,Lisa Simpson: (CORRECTING) Ki-Ya--,125000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Ki-Ya--,ki-ya--,1 +147971,529,34,Marge Simpson: (ANGRY GROWL),125000,FALSE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +147972,529,35,Marge Simpson: That's it -- tomorrow we're doing something educational! We're going to the science museum!,125000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,That's it -- tomorrow we're doing something educational! We're going to the science museum!,thats it -- tomorrow were doing something educational were going to the science museum,14 +147973,529,36,(Science Museum: EXT. SCIENCE MUSEUM - NEXT MORNING),133000,FALSE,NA,4219,NA,Science Museum,NA,NA,NA +147974,529,37,Marge Simpson: Dammit!,133000,TRUE,1,4219,Marge Simpson,Science Museum,Dammit!,dammit,1 +147975,529,38,Lisa Simpson: Ki-Ya!,133000,TRUE,9,4219,Lisa Simpson,Science Museum,Ki-Ya!,ki-ya,1 +147976,529,39,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED GROAN),133000,FALSE,1,4219,Marge Simpson,Science Museum,NA,NA,NA +147977,529,40,(Museum: ext. museum - later),151000,FALSE,NA,372,NA,Museum,NA,NA,NA +147978,529,41,Marge Simpson: Finally! Actual science!,151000,TRUE,1,372,Marge Simpson,Museum,Finally! Actual science!,finally actual science,3 +147979,529,42,"(""HALL OF PROBABILITY"": INT. ""HALL OF PROBABILITY"" - continuous)",158000,FALSE,NA,4220,NA,HALL OF PROBABILITY,NA,NA,NA +147980,529,43,Lisa Simpson: (BORED GROAN),158000,FALSE,9,4220,Lisa Simpson,HALL OF PROBABILITY,NA,NA,NA +147981,529,44,"Homer Simpson: You did it, baby. You promised no fun and you delivered.",158000,TRUE,2,4220,Homer Simpson,HALL OF PROBABILITY,"You did it, baby. You promised no fun and you delivered.",you did it baby you promised no fun and you delivered,11 +147982,529,45,"French Scientist: Ah, hello there! I am Blaise Pascal, inventor of zee probability theory. What are the odds of meeting you here?",168000,TRUE,6349,4220,French Scientist,HALL OF PROBABILITY,"Ah, hello there! I am Blaise Pascal, inventor of zee probability theory. What are the odds of meeting you here?",ah hello there i am blaise pascal inventor of zee probability theory what are the odds of meeting you here,20 +147983,529,46,"French Scientist: Excellent, I would say. (WINKS TO CAMERA)",177000,TRUE,6349,4220,French Scientist,HALL OF PROBABILITY,"Excellent, I would say.",excellent i would say,4 +149226,533,151,Kent Brockman: And in I go.,776000,TRUE,211,4257,Kent Brockman,NEW YORK STREET,And in I go.,and in i go,4 +147984,529,47,"Blaise Pascal: My friend Silly Squirrel is about to buy a lottery ticket. (TO SQUIRREL) Silly Squirrel, do you know the probability of winning the lottery?",181000,TRUE,6350,4220,Blaise Pascal,HALL OF PROBABILITY,"My friend Silly Squirrel is about to buy a lottery ticket. Silly Squirrel, do you know the probability of winning the lottery?",my friend silly squirrel is about to buy a lottery ticket silly squirrel do you know the probability of winning the lottery,22 +147985,529,48,"Silly Squirrel: (""I DON'T KNOW"" SQUIRREL CHATTER)",181000,FALSE,6351,4220,Silly Squirrel,HALL OF PROBABILITY,NA,NA,NA +147986,529,49,"Blaise Pascal: Why, you are more likely to be run over by a car...",190000,TRUE,6350,4220,Blaise Pascal,HALL OF PROBABILITY,"Why, you are more likely to be run over by a car...",why you are more likely to be run over by a car,12 +147987,529,50,Blaise Pascal: Or be hit by lightning...,194000,TRUE,6350,4220,Blaise Pascal,HALL OF PROBABILITY,Or be hit by lightning...,or be hit by lightning,5 +147988,529,51,Blaise Pascal: Or murdered by an acquaintance...,198000,TRUE,6350,4220,Blaise Pascal,HALL OF PROBABILITY,Or murdered by an acquaintance...,or murdered by an acquaintance,5 +147989,529,52,(Graveyard: EXT. GRAVEYARD - LATER),201000,FALSE,NA,1405,NA,Graveyard,NA,NA,NA +147990,529,53,"Blaise Pascal: If you understood probability, you would never play the lottery. (LAUGHS)",201000,TRUE,6350,1405,Blaise Pascal,Graveyard,"If you understood probability, you would never play the lottery.",if you understood probability you would never play the lottery,10 +147991,529,54,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's tavern - later),210000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +147992,529,55,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Guys, this science exhibit that told me how stupid it is to play the lottery.",210000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Guys, this science exhibit that told me how stupid it is to play the lottery.",guys this science exhibit that told me how stupid it is to play the lottery,15 +147993,529,56,Moe Szyslak: (WORRIED) So you didn't buy our weekly ticket?,214000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,So you didn't buy our weekly ticket?,so you didnt buy our weekly ticket,7 +147994,529,57,"Homer Simpson: (""DUH"") Are you nuts? You can't win if you don't play.",217000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Are you nuts? You can't win if you don't play.,are you nuts you cant win if you dont play,10 +147995,529,58,"Carl Carlson: Hey, it's time. Turn it on! Turn it on!",220000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, it's time. Turn it on! Turn it on!",hey its time turn it on turn it on,9 +147996,529,59,Homer Simpson: Four lucky numbers for four best friends.,222000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Four lucky numbers for four best friends.,four lucky numbers for four best friends,7 +147997,529,60,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I always go with three -- the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, ""Hunger Games'd"", in the womb.",225000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, I always go with three -- the number of brothers and sisters I, uh, ""Hunger Games'd"", in the womb.",yeah i always go with three -- the number of brothers and sisters i uh hunger gamesd in the womb,20 +147998,529,61,Lenny Leonard: Nineteen for me! And for the best year of my life: nineteen ninety-six.,231000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Nineteen for me! And for the best year of my life: nineteen ninety-six.,nineteen for me and for the best year of my life nineteen ninety-six,13 +147999,529,62,Carl Carlson: My number's twenty-two. No reason. Just twenty-two.,234000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,My number's twenty-two. No reason. Just twenty-two.,my numbers twenty-two no reason just twenty-two,7 +148000,529,63,"Homer Simpson: And I'm sixty-nine, because people always laugh when you say sixty-nine. No one knows why.",238000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"And I'm sixty-nine, because people always laugh when you say sixty-nine. No one knows why.",and im sixty-nine because people always laugh when you say sixty-nine no one knows why,15 +148001,529,64,"Kent Brockman: And the winning numbers are... three, nineteen, twenty-two and sixty-nine. (KNOWING CHUCKLE)",246000,TRUE,211,15,Kent Brockman,Moe's Tavern,"And the winning numbers are... three, nineteen, twenty-two and sixty-nine.",and the winning numbers are three nineteen twenty-two and sixty-nine,10 +148002,529,65,Lenny Leonard: Oh my gosh... we won. We won the Springfield lottery!,253000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Oh my gosh... we won. We won the Springfield lottery!,oh my gosh we won we won the springfield lottery,10 +148003,529,66,Moe Szyslak: That's two hundred grand! That's fifty thousand bucks each!,256000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,That's two hundred grand! That's fifty thousand bucks each!,thats two hundred grand thats fifty thousand bucks each,9 +148004,529,67,"Carl Carlson: Guys, guys, we gotta celebrate! Throw a ragin' party! I'll cash the ticket, Homer, Homer, you get the food--",262000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Guys, guys, we gotta celebrate! Throw a ragin' party! I'll cash the ticket, Homer, Homer, you get the food--",guys guys we gotta celebrate throw a ragin party ill cash the ticket homer homer you get the food--,19 +148005,529,68,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED GASP) I'll get mini-dumpsters of wings from Garbage Wings!,267000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I'll get mini-dumpsters of wings from Garbage Wings!,ill get mini-dumpsters of wings from garbage wings,8 +148006,529,69,"Moe Szyslak: And Lenny, you get the drinks!",271000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"And Lenny, you get the drinks!",and lenny you get the drinks,6 +148007,529,70,Lenny Leonard: But we're already at a bar.,272000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,But we're already at a bar.,but were already at a bar,6 +148008,529,71,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, no, ah, that's just gasoline and hot dog water.",274000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, no, ah, that's just gasoline and hot dog water.",oh no ah thats just gasoline and hot dog water,10 +148009,529,72,Carl Carlson: Who cares? We got the money! (SOBS) I'm so happy! (MORE SOBS) I'm so happy!,277000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Who cares? We got the money! I'm so happy! I'm so happy!,who cares we got the money im so happy im so happy,12 +148010,529,73,Homer Simpson: To the best feeling in the world -- money.,283000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,To the best feeling in the world -- money.,to the best feeling in the world -- money,9 +148011,529,74,"Homer Simpson: Guys, I got big plans for these winnings. I'm going to build... a swimming pool.",289000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Guys, I got big plans for these winnings. I'm going to build... a swimming pool.",guys i got big plans for these winnings im going to build a swimming pool,15 +148013,529,76,"Homer Simpson: So freaking far in the ground, baby.",297000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"So freaking far in the ground, baby.",so freaking far in the ground baby,7 +148014,529,77,"Lenny Leonard: What about you, Carl? What are you gonna do with your share of the money?",299000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"What about you, Carl? What are you gonna do with your share of the money?",what about you carl what are you gonna do with your share of the money,15 +148015,529,78,Moe Szyslak: Oh... I guess Carl ain't back yet from cashin' in the ticket.,305000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Oh... I guess Carl ain't back yet from cashin' in the ticket.,oh i guess carl aint back yet from cashin in the ticket,12 +148016,529,79,Lenny Leonard: I'm sure he just got held up in traffic.,309000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,I'm sure he just got held up in traffic.,im sure he just got held up in traffic,9 +148017,529,80,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, that's probably what happened.",311000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, that's probably what happened.",yeah thats probably what happened,5 +148018,529,81,Lenny Leonard: I wonder what's keeping Carl?,313000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,I wonder what's keeping Carl?,i wonder whats keeping carl,5 +148019,529,82,Homer Simpson: I hope our friend wasn't in an accident.,315000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I hope our friend wasn't in an accident.,i hope our friend wasnt in an accident,8 +148020,529,83,Moe Szyslak: I'm glad we're the kind of people who are worried about Carl's safety instead of thinking that he ripped us off.,317000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I'm glad we're the kind of people who are worried about Carl's safety instead of thinking that he ripped us off.,im glad were the kind of people who are worried about carls safety instead of thinking that he ripped us off,21 +148021,529,84,Homer Simpson: I wasn't thinking that! Carl's our good friend.,323000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I wasn't thinking that! Carl's our good friend.,i wasnt thinking that carls our good friend,8 +148022,529,85,Lenny Leonard: Our good friend!,325000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Our good friend!,our good friend,3 +148023,529,86,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, good old Carl.",328000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, good old Carl.",yeah good old carl,4 +148024,529,87,Moe Szyslak: (TENSE) Good old Carl's phone went straight to voicemail. Again.,331000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Good old Carl's phone went straight to voicemail. Again.,good old carls phone went straight to voicemail again,9 +148025,529,88,(WINDING ROAD: ext. winding road - night),338000,FALSE,NA,4221,NA,WINDING ROAD,NA,NA,NA +148026,529,89,"Homer Simpson: The power of friendship is so amazing, I don't feel at all suspicious of Carl.",338000,TRUE,2,4221,Homer Simpson,WINDING ROAD,"The power of friendship is so amazing, I don't feel at all suspicious of Carl.",the power of friendship is so amazing i dont feel at all suspicious of carl,15 +148027,529,90,Moe Szyslak: Drive faster because of the power of friendship.,344000,TRUE,17,4221,Moe Szyslak,WINDING ROAD,Drive faster because of the power of friendship.,drive faster because of the power of friendship,8 +148028,529,91,(Carl's Apartment: INT. CARL'S APARTMENT - LATER),350000,FALSE,NA,4222,NA,Carl's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +148029,529,92,Lenny Leonard: (STUNNED) Carl's gone.,350000,TRUE,165,4222,Lenny Leonard,Carl's Apartment,Carl's gone.,carls gone,2 +148030,529,93,Homer Simpson: (REALIZING) Our money's gone.,352000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer Simpson,Carl's Apartment,Our money's gone.,our moneys gone,3 +148031,529,94,Moe Szyslak: We've been betrayed -- by good ol' Carl!,354000,TRUE,17,4222,Moe Szyslak,Carl's Apartment,We've been betrayed -- by good ol' Carl!,weve been betrayed -- by good ol carl,8 +148032,529,95,"Homer Simpson: Guys, I think we might need a new song. (SINGS, MOURNFUL, TO TUNE OF ""MAKE NEW FRIENDS BUT KEEP THE OLD"") FOUR BEST FRIENDS WHO NE-VER QUAR-REL",356000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer Simpson,Carl's Apartment,"Guys, I think we might need a new song. FOUR BEST FRIENDS WHO NE-VER QUAR-REL",guys i think we might need a new song four best friends who ne-ver quar-rel,15 +148033,529,96,"Moe Szyslak: HOMER SIMPSON, LENNY, MOE, AND... (SEARCHING) AND...",364000,TRUE,17,4222,Moe Szyslak,Carl's Apartment,"HOMER SIMPSON, LENNY, MOE, AND... AND...",homer simpson lenny moe and and,6 +148034,529,97,(Springfield Airport: ext. springfield airport - continuous),370000,FALSE,NA,176,NA,Springfield Airport,NA,NA,NA +148035,529,98,Carl Carlson: And no one...,370000,TRUE,170,176,Carl Carlson,Springfield Airport,And no one...,and no one,3 +148036,529,99,(Carl's Apartment: int. carl's apartment - night),377000,FALSE,NA,4222,NA,Carl's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +148037,529,100,"Moe Szyslak: All our lottery money, gone! If I ever see that Carl again, I'm gonna freeze him, chop him up into ice cubes, and scoop him into the urinal trough at the gathering of the Juggalos.",377000,TRUE,17,4222,Moe Szyslak,Carl's Apartment,"All our lottery money, gone! If I ever see that Carl again, I'm gonna freeze him, chop him up into ice cubes, and scoop him into the urinal trough at the gathering of the Juggalos.",all our lottery money gone if i ever see that carl again im gonna freeze him chop him up into ice cubes and scoop him into the urinal trough at the gathering of the juggalos,35 +148038,529,101,"Lenny Leonard: Guys, give Carl a chance! I'm sure he's gonna come back!",386000,TRUE,165,4222,Lenny Leonard,Carl's Apartment,"Guys, give Carl a chance! I'm sure he's gonna come back!",guys give carl a chance im sure hes gonna come back,11 +148039,529,102,Homer Simpson: I don't think so -- his travel neck pillow's gone from its pedestal...,389000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer Simpson,Carl's Apartment,I don't think so -- his travel neck pillow's gone from its pedestal...,i dont think so -- his travel neck pillows gone from its pedestal,13 +148040,529,103,"Moe Szyslak: Fellas, he ain't comin' back.",393000,TRUE,17,4222,Moe Szyslak,Carl's Apartment,"Fellas, he ain't comin' back.",fellas he aint comin back,5 +148041,529,104,Lenny Leonard: You don't know that! I'm gonna keep looking till we figure out what really happened.,393000,TRUE,165,4222,Lenny Leonard,Carl's Apartment,You don't know that! I'm gonna keep looking till we figure out what really happened.,you dont know that im gonna keep looking till we figure out what really happened,15 +148069,529,132,Lisa Simpson: The geyser's one of the most famous natural wonders in... Iceland. I guess that's where Carl's from.,524000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,The geyser's one of the most famous natural wonders in... Iceland. I guess that's where Carl's from.,the geysers one of the most famous natural wonders in iceland i guess thats where carls from,17 +148042,529,105,"Lenny Leonard: I bet he flew to Quebec to bring us back authentic French Canadian sugar pie. Oh, I can taste it already. (MIMES EATING PIE) ""Mmm, thanks for the sugar pie, Carl.""",399000,TRUE,165,4222,Lenny Leonard,Carl's Apartment,"I bet he flew to Quebec to bring us back authentic French Canadian sugar pie. Oh, I can taste it already. ""Mmm, thanks for the sugar pie, Carl.""",i bet he flew to quebec to bring us back authentic french canadian sugar pie oh i can taste it already mmm thanks for the sugar pie carl,28 +148043,529,106,"Homer Simpson: Hey, what's this? ""I've gone home. Goodbye forever, Carl Carlson.""",410000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer Simpson,Carl's Apartment,"Hey, what's this? ""I've gone home. Goodbye forever, Carl Carlson.""",hey whats this ive gone home goodbye forever carl carlson,10 +148044,529,107,"Lenny Leonard: Where'd you go, Carl?",414000,TRUE,165,4222,Lenny Leonard,Carl's Apartment,"Where'd you go, Carl?",whered you go carl,4 +148045,529,108,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),422000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148046,529,109,"Moe Szyslak: I had plans for that money too -- I was gonna be one of those guys who's really into hot sauce! Hot sauce suspenders, hot sauce pajamas, bolo tie with a little chili pepper on it...",422000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"I had plans for that money too -- I was gonna be one of those guys who's really into hot sauce! Hot sauce suspenders, hot sauce pajamas, bolo tie with a little chili pepper on it...",i had plans for that money too -- i was gonna be one of those guys whos really into hot sauce hot sauce suspenders hot sauce pajamas bolo tie with a little chili pepper on it,36 +148047,529,110,"Marge Simpson: I still can't believe it was Carl who took your winnings. I thought it would have been (POINTS TO MOE) you, (POINTS TO LENNY) or you, (POINTS TO HOMER) or you.",433000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I still can't believe it was Carl who took your winnings. I thought it would have been you, or you, or you.",i still cant believe it was carl who took your winnings i thought it would have been you or you or you,22 +148048,529,111,"Homer Simpson: I know, me too. It's the ultimate screw-over.",440000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know, me too. It's the ultimate screw-over.",i know me too its the ultimate screw-over,8 +148049,529,112,Marge Simpson: Maybe he had a good reason to give you the ultimate screw-over.,444000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe he had a good reason to give you the ultimate screw-over.,maybe he had a good reason to give you the ultimate screw-over,12 +148050,529,113,"Lisa Simpson: He said he went home, and his passport is gone. What country is he from?",447000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"He said he went home, and his passport is gone. What country is he from?",he said he went home and his passport is gone what country is he from,15 +148051,529,114,Moe Szyslak: (PERPLEXED NOISES),447000,FALSE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148052,529,115,Marge Simpson: You don't know where Carl is from?,454000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't know where Carl is from?,you dont know where carl is from,7 +148053,529,116,"Homer Simpson: Come on, you know how dudes are. We don't go digging into the past. We talk about guy stuff.",457000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Come on, you know how dudes are. We don't go digging into the past. We talk about guy stuff.",come on you know how dudes are we dont go digging into the past we talk about guy stuff,19 +148054,529,117,"Lenny Leonard: (""SEE?"") You know, guy stuff.",467000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,"You know, guy stuff.",you know guy stuff,4 +148055,529,118,Marge Simpson: Maybe if you'd talked less about guy stuff you'd know more about your so-called friend.,469000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe if you'd talked less about guy stuff you'd know more about your so-called friend.,maybe if youd talked less about guy stuff youd know more about your so-called friend,15 +148056,529,119,"Moe Szyslak: Well it don't matter no more, Midge. Carl is gone, and we're already auditioning replacements.",474000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Well it don't matter no more, Midge. Carl is gone, and we're already auditioning replacements.",well it dont matter no more midge carl is gone and were already auditioning replacements,15 +148057,529,120,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's tavern - night - establishing),482000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +148058,529,121,Lou: This could not be more offensive. Man!,482000,TRUE,91,15,Lou,Moe's Tavern,This could not be more offensive. Man!,this could not be more offensive man,7 +148059,529,122,"Lou: (SICKENED) Oh, of course. (DISGUSTED NOISE)",485000,TRUE,91,15,Lou,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, of course.",oh of course,3 +148060,529,123,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, hey, get that outta here! I don't ever want to see that moolah-stealing jackpot-thief again!",491000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, hey, get that outta here! I don't ever want to see that moolah-stealing jackpot-thief again!",hey hey get that outta here i dont ever want to see that moolah-stealing jackpot-thief again,16 +148061,529,124,Homer Simpson: Wait a minute! Something's reflected in the lenses of Carl's sunglasses!,495000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Wait a minute! Something's reflected in the lenses of Carl's sunglasses!,wait a minute somethings reflected in the lenses of carls sunglasses,11 +148062,529,125,Homer Simpson: I just need to get closer.,501000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I just need to get closer.,i just need to get closer,6 +148063,529,126,Homer Simpson: He's looking at a geyser! And there's a sign in front of it!,506000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,He's looking at a geyser! And there's a sign in front of it!,hes looking at a geyser and theres a sign in front of it,13 +148064,529,127,Homer Simpson: (SMALL FRUSTRATED NOISE) It's too small to read.,511000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,It's too small to read.,its too small to read,5 +148065,529,128,Lenny Leonard: (DISAPPOINTED) It's backwards.,516000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,It's backwards.,its backwards,2 +148066,529,129,Moe Szyslak: Try this.,518000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Try this.,try this,2 +148067,529,130,"Lenny Leonard: (READING) ""Strokkur Geysir.""",519000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Strokkur Geysir.,strokkur geysir,2 +148068,529,131,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - lisa's room - day),524000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148070,529,133,Moe Szyslak: Ice-land? Is that even a real place?,531000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Ice-land? Is that even a real place?,ice-land is that even a real place,7 +149227,533,152,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - back yard - day),778000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148071,529,134,Homer Simpson: I thought it was Superman's Superman-cave.,533000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought it was Superman's Superman-cave.,i thought it was supermans superman-cave,6 +148072,529,135,Lisa Simpson: Iceland keeps the most detailed family records of any country in the world.,535000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Iceland keeps the most detailed family records of any country in the world.,iceland keeps the most detailed family records of any country in the world,13 +148073,529,136,Lisa Simpson: There... Carl was adopted... by a couple who lives outside Reykjavik.,540000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,There... Carl was adopted... by a couple who lives outside Reykjavik.,there carl was adopted by a couple who lives outside reykjavik,11 +148074,529,137,"Moe Szyslak: Well if that's Carl's home, then that's where our money is! And that's where we're going! We gotta pack!",547000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Well if that's Carl's home, then that's where our money is! And that's where we're going! We gotta pack!",well if thats carls home then thats where our money is and thats where were going we gotta pack,19 +148075,529,138,(Lenny's Apartment: int. lenny's apartment - later),560000,FALSE,NA,2490,NA,Lenny's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +148076,529,139,(Moe's Apartment: int. moe's apartment - later),560000,FALSE,NA,2023,NA,Moe's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +148077,529,140,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - later),560000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148078,529,141,Homer Simpson: (WHISTLES) Fifty bucks per bag? I guess I'm only bringing one guitar on this revenge trip.,560000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fifty bucks per bag? I guess I'm only bringing one guitar on this revenge trip.,fifty bucks per bag i guess im only bringing one guitar on this revenge trip,15 +148079,529,142,Marge Simpson: You're going so far away. I'll miss you.,568000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You're going so far away. I'll miss you.,youre going so far away ill miss you,8 +148080,529,143,Homer Simpson: Baby... I'm going for us. That money is gonna dig us a swimming pool that'll take our broken family and make it whole.,571000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Baby... I'm going for us. That money is gonna dig us a swimming pool that'll take our broken family and make it whole.,baby im going for us that money is gonna dig us a swimming pool thatll take our broken family and make it whole,23 +148081,529,144,Marge Simpson: We're not broken!,578000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We're not broken!,were not broken,3 +148082,529,145,Bart Simpson: We're broken.,580000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,We're broken.,were broken,2 +148083,529,146,Lisa Simpson: We're pretty broken.,580000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,We're pretty broken.,were pretty broken,3 +148084,529,147,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE) How am I going to sleep if someone isn't pushing me all the way to the very edge of the bed?,582000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,How am I going to sleep if someone isn't pushing me all the way to the very edge of the bed?,how am i going to sleep if someone isnt pushing me all the way to the very edge of the bed,21 +148085,529,148,Homer Simpson: I've already taken care of that.,587000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I've already taken care of that.,ive already taken care of that,6 +148086,529,149,"Marge Simpson: (COZY MOAN) Oh, that's perfect.",593000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, that's perfect.",oh thats perfect,3 +148087,529,150,(Sky: ext. sky - later),601000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +148088,529,151,(Plane: INt. plane - cabin - continuous),601000,FALSE,NA,1944,NA,Plane,NA,NA,NA +148089,529,152,Lenny Leonard: I can't wait to see the smile on Carl's face when we surprise him. I call first hug!,601000,TRUE,165,1944,Lenny Leonard,Plane,I can't wait to see the smile on Carl's face when we surprise him. I call first hug!,i cant wait to see the smile on carls face when we surprise him i call first hug,18 +148090,529,153,"Moe Szyslak: Hey Lenny, when are you gonna wise up? Carl never wants to see us again! I'm done talkin' to you!",606000,TRUE,17,1944,Moe Szyslak,Plane,"Hey Lenny, when are you gonna wise up? Carl never wants to see us again! I'm done talkin' to you!",hey lenny when are you gonna wise up carl never wants to see us again im done talkin to you,20 +148091,529,154,"Homer Simpson: This is funny, it says here Iceland is green, and Greenland is icy. The Vikings switched the names to trick everybody.",614000,TRUE,2,1944,Homer Simpson,Plane,"This is funny, it says here Iceland is green, and Greenland is icy. The Vikings switched the names to trick everybody.",this is funny it says here iceland is green and greenland is icy the vikings switched the names to trick everybody,21 +148092,529,155,Lenny Leonard: (HEARTY LAUGHS) / That's pretty good! / Great gag!,625000,TRUE,165,1944,Lenny Leonard,Plane,/ That's pretty good! / Great gag!,thats pretty good great gag,5 +148093,529,156,(STREETS OF REYKJAVIK: Ext. streets of reykjavik - evening),628000,FALSE,NA,4223,NA,STREETS OF REYKJAVIK,NA,NA,NA +148094,529,157,"Moe Szyslak: (YELLS TO THE SKY) Hey Vikings, it's still pretty damn cold!",628000,TRUE,17,4223,Moe Szyslak,STREETS OF REYKJAVIK,"Hey Vikings, it's still pretty damn cold!",hey vikings its still pretty damn cold,7 +148095,529,158,Lenny Leonard: I only packed shorts!,631000,TRUE,165,4223,Lenny Leonard,STREETS OF REYKJAVIK,I only packed shorts!,i only packed shorts,4 +148096,529,159,(REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE: ext. reykjavik clothing store - later),640000,FALSE,NA,4224,NA,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,NA,NA,NA +148097,529,160,"Moe Szyslak: (TO PASSERBY) Excuse me, uh, we're looking for our, friend... he's, uh, about so tall, uh, wears a jacket, he's, um, got no visible tattoos...",640000,TRUE,17,4224,Moe Szyslak,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,"Excuse me, uh, we're looking for our, friend... he's, uh, about so tall, uh, wears a jacket, he's, um, got no visible tattoos...",excuse me uh were looking for our friend hes uh about so tall uh wears a jacket hes um got no visible tattoos,23 +148098,529,161,"Homer Simpson: Just say he's black, Moe.",650000,TRUE,2,4224,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,"Just say he's black, Moe.",just say hes black moe,5 +148099,529,162,Moe Szyslak: You say he's black!,652000,TRUE,17,4224,Moe Szyslak,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,You say he's black!,you say hes black,4 +148100,529,163,Lenny Leonard: His name is (EMOTIONAL) Carl Carlson.,653000,TRUE,165,4224,Lenny Leonard,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,His name is Carl Carlson.,his name is carl carlson,5 +148132,529,195,Moe Szyslak: There he is! And he's got our money!,784000,TRUE,17,4228,Moe Szyslak,REYKJAVIK,There he is! And he's got our money!,there he is and hes got our money,8 +148101,529,164,Male Icelander: Carl Carlson! His family has been hated for a thousand years.,655000,TRUE,6352,4224,Male Icelander,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,Carl Carlson! His family has been hated for a thousand years.,carl carlson his family has been hated for a thousand years,11 +148102,529,165,Homer Simpson: How do you know about Carl's family?,659000,TRUE,2,4224,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,How do you know about Carl's family?,how do you know about carls family,7 +148103,529,166,"Male Icelander: Our country is very small, very judgmental, and very nosy. (CALLING TO PASSERBY) Ingimar Ögmundsson, how progresses your gonorrhea?",661000,TRUE,6352,4224,Male Icelander,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,"Our country is very small, very judgmental, and very nosy. Ingimar Ögmundsson, how progresses your gonorrhea?",our country is very small very judgmental and very nosy ingimar Ögmundsson how progresses your gonorrhea,16 +148104,529,167,"Ingimar: It heals, but slowly.",669000,TRUE,6353,4224,Ingimar,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,"It heals, but slowly.",it heals but slowly,4 +148105,529,168,Moe Szyslak: Why does everybody hate Carl's family?,672000,TRUE,17,4224,Moe Szyslak,REYKJAVIK CLOTHING STORE,Why does everybody hate Carl's family?,why does everybody hate carls family,6 +148106,529,169,"(""ICELANDIC MUSEUM OF NATIONAL HISTORY"": ext. ""icelandic museum of national history"" - day)",674000,FALSE,NA,4225,NA,ICELANDIC MUSEUM OF NATIONAL HISTORY,NA,NA,NA +148107,529,170,Male Icelander: Here's why.,674000,TRUE,6352,4225,Male Icelander,ICELANDIC MUSEUM OF NATIONAL HISTORY,Here's why.,heres why,2 +148108,529,171,(Museum: int. museum - continuous),677000,FALSE,NA,372,NA,Museum,NA,NA,NA +148109,529,172,"Male Icelander: This saga tells of how Carl Carlson's family were the watchmen of the coast, always keeping an eye out for invading hordes. Iceland's safety depended on their vigilance.",677000,TRUE,6352,372,Male Icelander,Museum,"This saga tells of how Carl Carlson's family were the watchmen of the coast, always keeping an eye out for invading hordes. Iceland's safety depended on their vigilance.",this saga tells of how carl carlsons family were the watchmen of the coast always keeping an eye out for invading hordes icelands safety depended on their vigilance,28 +148110,529,173,"Male Icelander: But the Carlsons failed in their duty. The enemy invaded, laying waste to our lava fields, burning our sweaters, and feasting upon our tiny horses.",687000,TRUE,6352,372,Male Icelander,Museum,"But the Carlsons failed in their duty. The enemy invaded, laying waste to our lava fields, burning our sweaters, and feasting upon our tiny horses.",but the carlsons failed in their duty the enemy invaded laying waste to our lava fields burning our sweaters and feasting upon our tiny horses,25 +148111,529,174,Moe Szyslak: Apparently screwing over your friends is in Carl's blood -- his adopted blood.,697000,TRUE,17,372,Moe Szyslak,Museum,Apparently screwing over your friends is in Carl's blood -- his adopted blood.,apparently screwing over your friends is in carls blood -- his adopted blood,13 +148112,529,175,(Iceland: EXT. ICELAND - RING ROAD - ESTABLISHING),708000,FALSE,NA,3743,NA,Iceland,NA,NA,NA +148113,529,176,(Farmhouse: Ext. farmhouse - a little later),708000,FALSE,NA,1154,NA,Farmhouse,NA,NA,NA +148114,529,177,"Homer Simpson: All right, this is it, Carl's family home. Twenty-two...",708000,TRUE,2,1154,Homer Simpson,Farmhouse,"All right, this is it, Carl's family home. Twenty-two...",all right this is it carls family home twenty-two,9 +148115,529,178,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, phew, oh, that's a lot of letters.",713000,TRUE,2,1154,Homer Simpson,Farmhouse,"Ooh, phew, oh, that's a lot of letters.",ooh phew oh thats a lot of letters,8 +148116,529,179,Lenny Leonard: (THOUGHTFUL) Twenty-two Hjorleifsstræti. So that's why twenty-two was Carl's lottery number.,716000,TRUE,165,1154,Lenny Leonard,Farmhouse,Twenty-two Hjorleifsstræti. So that's why twenty-two was Carl's lottery number.,twenty-two hjorleifsstræti so thats why twenty-two was carls lottery number,10 +148117,529,180,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, and that's why his sweatpants say ""Hjorleifsstræti"" across the butt.",721000,TRUE,17,1154,Moe Szyslak,Farmhouse,"Yeah, and that's why his sweatpants say ""Hjorleifsstræti"" across the butt.",yeah and thats why his sweatpants say hjorleifsstræti across the butt,11 +148118,529,181,Homer Simpson: (STRUGGLING NOISE) The gates are locked.,726000,TRUE,2,1154,Homer Simpson,Farmhouse,The gates are locked.,the gates are locked,4 +148119,529,182,Moe Szyslak: Well then we'll just have to wait for him to come out.,728000,TRUE,17,1154,Moe Szyslak,Farmhouse,Well then we'll just have to wait for him to come out.,well then well just have to wait for him to come out,12 +148120,529,183,(Icelandic Car: int. icelandic car - night),732000,FALSE,NA,4226,NA,Icelandic Car,NA,NA,NA +148121,529,184,"Moe Szyslak: Oh man, stakeouts are so boring. I wish I had something to look at.",732000,TRUE,17,4226,Moe Szyslak,Icelandic Car,"Oh man, stakeouts are so boring. I wish I had something to look at.",oh man stakeouts are so boring i wish i had something to look at,14 +148122,529,185,"Moe Szyslak: (SIGHS, OBLIVIOUS) I guess I'll just read the car rental contract again.",736000,TRUE,17,4226,Moe Szyslak,Icelandic Car,I guess I'll just read the car rental contract again.,i guess ill just read the car rental contract again,10 +148123,529,186,"Moe Szyslak: Damage waiver, check. Return with full tank of gas, check.",740000,TRUE,17,4226,Moe Szyslak,Icelandic Car,"Damage waiver, check. Return with full tank of gas, check.",damage waiver check return with full tank of gas check,10 +148124,529,187,Moe Szyslak: All drivers must be over the age of twenty-five... (BORED) and check.,744000,TRUE,17,4226,Moe Szyslak,Icelandic Car,All drivers must be over the age of twenty-five... and check.,all drivers must be over the age of twenty-five and check,11 +148125,529,188,(Farmhouse: ext. farmhouse - early morning),750000,FALSE,NA,1154,NA,Farmhouse,NA,NA,NA +148126,529,189,"Carl Carlson: Love ya, Mom. See ya, Dad.",750000,TRUE,170,1154,Carl Carlson,Farmhouse,"Love ya, Mom. See ya, Dad.",love ya mom see ya dad,6 +148127,529,190,(GATES: ext. gates - a minute later),760000,FALSE,NA,4227,NA,GATES,NA,NA,NA +148128,529,191,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),760000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +148129,529,192,"Lenny Leonard: It's Carl! Wake up, wake up!",760000,TRUE,165,29,Lenny Leonard,Homer's Car,"It's Carl! Wake up, wake up!",its carl wake up wake up,6 +148130,529,193,(REYKJAVIK: ext. reykjavik - seedy part of town - continuous),781000,FALSE,NA,4228,NA,REYKJAVIK,NA,NA,NA +148131,529,194,"Homer Simpson: Aw, dammit, we lost him!",781000,TRUE,2,4228,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK,"Aw, dammit, we lost him!",aw dammit we lost him,5 +148133,529,196,Homer Simpson: (OUT OF BREATH) It's no use. We're perfectly matched.,804000,TRUE,2,4228,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK,It's no use. We're perfectly matched.,its no use were perfectly matched,6 +148134,529,197,Homer Simpson: We did it!,811000,TRUE,2,4228,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK,We did it!,we did it,3 +148135,529,198,(Icelandic Restaurant: ext. icelandic restaurant - day - establishing),815000,FALSE,NA,4229,NA,Icelandic Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +148136,529,199,"Homer Simpson: Give us some answers, or you'll get a mouthful of rotten shark fermented in its own urine.",815000,TRUE,2,4229,Homer Simpson,Icelandic Restaurant,"Give us some answers, or you'll get a mouthful of rotten shark fermented in its own urine.",give us some answers or youll get a mouthful of rotten shark fermented in its own urine,17 +148137,529,200,"Carl Carlson: (CRACKING) No, no, anything but the inedible, repulsive food of my native land!",820000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,"No, no, anything but the inedible, repulsive food of my native land!",no no anything but the inedible repulsive food of my native land,12 +148138,529,201,"Lenny Leonard: Yeah Carl, tell them the good reason you had for borrowing the money.",824000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,"Yeah Carl, tell them the good reason you had for borrowing the money.",yeah carl tell them the good reason you had for borrowing the money,13 +148139,529,202,"Carl Carlson: Look, I admit it. I gave you the ultimate screw over. But I did it to clear my family's name. Everyone blames the barbarian invasion on my ancestors. But that saga had a missing page.",828000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,"Look, I admit it. I gave you the ultimate screw over. But I did it to clear my family's name. Everyone blames the barbarian invasion on my ancestors. But that saga had a missing page.",look i admit it i gave you the ultimate screw over but i did it to clear my familys name everyone blames the barbarian invasion on my ancestors but that saga had a missing page,35 +148140,529,203,Lenny Leonard: Oh yeah... a page was torn out.,841000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,Oh yeah... a page was torn out.,oh yeah a page was torn out,7 +148141,529,204,"Carl Carlson: My family's always believed that we fought bravely against the invaders, and the missing page will prove it! I took the lottery money to buy that page and restore my family's honor.",843000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,"My family's always believed that we fought bravely against the invaders, and the missing page will prove it! I took the lottery money to buy that page and restore my family's honor.",my familys always believed that we fought bravely against the invaders and the missing page will prove it i took the lottery money to buy that page and restore my familys honor,32 +148142,529,205,Lenny Leonard: Why didn't you just tell us? We're your friends.,853000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,Why didn't you just tell us? We're your friends.,why didnt you just tell us were your friends,9 +148143,529,206,Carl Carlson: I didn't tell you because... we're not friends!,856000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,I didn't tell you because... we're not friends!,i didnt tell you because were not friends,8 +148144,529,207,Lenny Leonard: (HUGE GASP),856000,FALSE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +148145,529,208,"Carl Carlson: Friends share their feelings, their hopes, their dreams! Friends know their friends are from Iceland! We are just guys who sit next to each other at a bar and talk about (DISGUSTED) guy stuff.",860000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,"Friends share their feelings, their hopes, their dreams! Friends know their friends are from Iceland! We are just guys who sit next to each other at a bar and talk about guy stuff.",friends share their feelings their hopes their dreams friends know their friends are from iceland we are just guys who sit next to each other at a bar and talk about guy stuff,33 +148146,529,209,Lenny Leonard: (HURT) So all those years of hanging out... meant nothing?,872000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,So all those years of hanging out... meant nothing?,so all those years of hanging out meant nothing,9 +148147,529,210,Carl Carlson: (LOOKS DOWN) Not to me.,875000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,Not to me.,not to me,3 +148148,529,211,"Homer Simpson: Sorry, Lenny.",875000,TRUE,2,4229,Homer Simpson,Icelandic Restaurant,"Sorry, Lenny.",sorry lenny,2 +148149,529,212,Lenny Leonard: That's all right. Now we know. It's all out in the open. I guess it kinda makes it easier now for me to... (ENRAGED) To kill Carl!,877000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,That's all right. Now we know. It's all out in the open. I guess it kinda makes it easier now for me to... To kill Carl!,thats all right now we know its all out in the open i guess it kinda makes it easier now for me to to kill carl,26 +148150,529,213,"Moe Szyslak: (KNOWING CHUCKLE) Uh-oh. When the nice ones snap, it's always a good show.",887000,TRUE,17,4229,Moe Szyslak,Icelandic Restaurant,"Uh-oh. When the nice ones snap, it's always a good show.",uh-oh when the nice ones snap its always a good show,11 +148151,529,214,Carl Carlson: My eye!,902000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,My eye!,my eye,2 +148152,529,215,Lenny Leonard: My eye!,903000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,My eye!,my eye,2 +148153,529,216,Carl Carlson: My eye!,903000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,My eye!,my eye,2 +148154,529,217,Lenny Leonard: My eye!,903000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,My eye!,my eye,2 +148155,529,218,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, hey, hey, Lenny, forget him, forget him! Look, we still got the money.",905000,TRUE,17,4229,Moe Szyslak,Icelandic Restaurant,"Hey, hey, hey, Lenny, forget him, forget him! Look, we still got the money.",hey hey hey lenny forget him forget him look we still got the money,14 +148156,529,219,Homer Simpson: What the hell is this?,908000,TRUE,2,4229,Homer Simpson,Icelandic Restaurant,What the hell is this?,what the hell is this,5 +148157,529,220,Carl Carlson: That's the missing page from the saga. That's what I spent our lottery money on.,912000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,That's the missing page from the saga. That's what I spent our lottery money on.,thats the missing page from the saga thats what i spent our lottery money on,15 +148158,529,221,Lenny Leonard: Then this belongs to us!,915000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,Then this belongs to us!,then this belongs to us,5 +148159,529,222,"Carl Carlson: Please, give it back! Please! It'll restore my family's honor!",917000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,"Please, give it back! Please! It'll restore my family's honor!",please give it back please itll restore my familys honor,10 +148160,529,223,"Lenny Leonard: Maybe we'd give it back to our friend, but we're not friends, remember?",920000,TRUE,165,4229,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Restaurant,"Maybe we'd give it back to our friend, but we're not friends, remember?",maybe wed give it back to our friend but were not friends remember,13 +148161,529,224,"Homer Simpson: Sorry, Carl. It's World War II all over again -- America kicks Iceland's ass.",924000,TRUE,2,4229,Homer Simpson,Icelandic Restaurant,"Sorry, Carl. It's World War II all over again -- America kicks Iceland's ass.",sorry carl its world war ii all over again -- america kicks icelands ass,14 +148162,529,225,Carl Carlson: Nooo!,930000,TRUE,170,4229,Carl Carlson,Icelandic Restaurant,Nooo!,nooo,1 +148163,529,226,(REYKJAVIK STREETS: ext. reykjavik streets - day),931000,FALSE,NA,4230,NA,REYKJAVIK STREETS,NA,NA,NA +148164,529,227,"Homer Simpson: Guys, do you think Carl was right? What if we're not real friends? Maybe we are just lonely guys who do... guy stuff...",931000,TRUE,2,4230,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK STREETS,"Guys, do you think Carl was right? What if we're not real friends? Maybe we are just lonely guys who do... guy stuff...",guys do you think carl was right what if were not real friends maybe we are just lonely guys who do guy stuff,23 +148165,529,228,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - intercut),964000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148166,529,229,"Marge Simpson: Hi, Homie! Did you get the money? The kids have been stocking up on pool noodles!",964000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hi, Homie! Did you get the money? The kids have been stocking up on pool noodles!",hi homie did you get the money the kids have been stocking up on pool noodles,16 +148167,529,230,Homer Simpson: Put the noodles in the shed. There isn't gonna be a swimming pool.,971000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Put the noodles in the shed. There isn't gonna be a swimming pool.,put the noodles in the shed there isnt gonna be a swimming pool,13 +148168,529,231,Marge Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),971000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148169,529,232,Homer Simpson: Carl spent all our money on this stupid page from a stupid saga.,975000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Carl spent all our money on this stupid page from a stupid saga.,carl spent all our money on this stupid page from a stupid saga,13 +148170,529,233,Moe Szyslak: I say we make it into saga soup and have ourselves a soup sip.,980000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,I say we make it into saga soup and have ourselves a soup sip.,i say we make it into saga soup and have ourselves a soup sip,14 +148171,529,234,Lenny Leonard: That'll show Carl for de-friending us in real life!,986000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,That'll show Carl for de-friending us in real life!,thatll show carl for de-friending us in real life,9 +148172,529,235,"Marge Simpson: I know Carl did you wrong, but is destroying something he cares that much about really going to make you feel good?",989000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know Carl did you wrong, but is destroying something he cares that much about really going to make you feel good?",i know carl did you wrong but is destroying something he cares that much about really going to make you feel good,22 +148173,529,236,"Homer Simpson: Well, we won't know that till after.",996000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, we won't know that till after.",well we wont know that till after,7 +148174,529,237,Marge Simpson: Just read the saga and see what it says.,998000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Just read the saga and see what it says.,just read the saga and see what it says,9 +148175,529,238,Homer Simpson: But how can we learn to read ancient Icelandic?,1002000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But how can we learn to read ancient Icelandic?,but how can we learn to read ancient icelandic,9 +148176,529,239,(Icelandic Library: int. icelandic library - day),1010000,FALSE,NA,4231,NA,Icelandic Library,NA,NA,NA +148177,529,240,Moe Szyslak: Thorn?,1010000,TRUE,17,4231,Moe Szyslak,Icelandic Library,Thorn?,thorn,1 +148178,529,241,Homer Simpson: Yes!,1011000,TRUE,2,4231,Homer Simpson,Icelandic Library,Yes!,yes,1 +148179,529,242,Homer Simpson: Forvitinn.,1012000,TRUE,2,4231,Homer Simpson,Icelandic Library,Forvitinn.,forvitinn,1 +148180,529,243,Lenny Leonard: I can't do this! I CAN'T DO THIS!,1014000,TRUE,165,4231,Lenny Leonard,Icelandic Library,I can't do this! I CAN'T DO THIS!,i cant do this i cant do this,8 +148181,529,244,Homer Simpson: You can't not do it!,1016000,TRUE,2,4231,Homer Simpson,Icelandic Library,You can't not do it!,you cant not do it,5 +148182,529,245,"Homer Simpson: Okay, let's see what this thing says.",1018000,TRUE,2,4231,Homer Simpson,Icelandic Library,"Okay, let's see what this thing says.",okay lets see what this thing says,7 +148183,529,246,(MEDIEVAL ICELAND: EXT. MEDIEVAL ICELAND - day),1021000,FALSE,NA,4232,NA,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,NA,NA,NA +148184,529,247,"Homer Simpson: ""When the barbarian invaders came, the Carlsons met them with their weapons ready""...",1021000,TRUE,2,4232,Homer Simpson,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,"""When the barbarian invaders came, the Carlsons met them with their weapons ready""...",when the barbarian invaders came the carlsons met them with their weapons ready,13 +148185,529,248,"Lenny Leonard: Wow, Carl's family really was brave!",1021000,TRUE,165,4232,Lenny Leonard,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,"Wow, Carl's family really was brave!",wow carls family really was brave,6 +148186,529,249,"Homer Simpson: ...""weapons which they immediately threw down in surrender. The Carlsons then let the barbarians in the back gate and joined in the sacking, the looting...and the volcano-ing of the village elders.",1028000,TRUE,2,4232,Homer Simpson,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,"...""weapons which they immediately threw down in surrender. The Carlsons then let the barbarians in the back gate and joined in the sacking, the looting...and the volcano-ing of the village elders.",weapons which they immediately threw down in surrender the carlsons then let the barbarians in the back gate and joined in the sacking the lootingand the volcano-ing of the village elders,31 +148187,529,250,"Homer Simpson: The Carlsons then wrote down this saga so no one would ever forget their treachery and cowardice.""",1039000,TRUE,2,4232,Homer Simpson,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,"The Carlsons then wrote down this saga so no one would ever forget their treachery and cowardice.""",the carlsons then wrote down this saga so no one would ever forget their treachery and cowardice,17 +148188,529,251,Homer Simpson: (REALIZING) Carl's family was even worse than people thought.,1039000,TRUE,2,4232,Homer Simpson,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,Carl's family was even worse than people thought.,carls family was even worse than people thought,8 +148189,529,252,Moe Szyslak: They were the original ultimate scumbags!,1049000,TRUE,17,4232,Moe Szyslak,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,They were the original ultimate scumbags!,they were the original ultimate scumbags,6 +148190,529,253,"Lenny Leonard: Carl betrayed his friends, blew the lottery money... all for nothing.",1051000,TRUE,165,4232,Lenny Leonard,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,"Carl betrayed his friends, blew the lottery money... all for nothing.",carl betrayed his friends blew the lottery money all for nothing,11 +148191,529,254,Moe Szyslak: Hey guys... I think I feel bad for Carl.,1054000,TRUE,17,4232,Moe Szyslak,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,Hey guys... I think I feel bad for Carl.,hey guys i think i feel bad for carl,9 +148192,529,255,Homer Simpson: Yieg err meth frau-baii-rr-a hoo-g-minn-d.,1063000,TRUE,2,4232,Homer Simpson,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,Yieg err meth frau-baii-rr-a hoo-g-minn-d.,yieg err meth frau-baii-rr-a hoo-g-minn-d,5 +148193,529,256,Moe Szyslak: (SPEAKING ICELANDIC),1063000,FALSE,17,4232,Moe Szyslak,MEDIEVAL ICELAND,NA,NA,NA +148194,529,257,(REYKJAVIK: EXT. REYKJAVIK - DAY),1063000,FALSE,NA,4228,NA,REYKJAVIK,NA,NA,NA +148195,529,258,Homer Simpson: (OVER PA) Attention everyone in Iceland! We have an important announcement!,1063000,TRUE,2,4228,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK,Attention everyone in Iceland! We have an important announcement!,attention everyone in iceland we have an important announcement,9 +148196,529,259,Moe Szyslak: Take a break from your dreary lives to hear Americans lecture you!,1067000,TRUE,17,4228,Moe Szyslak,REYKJAVIK,Take a break from your dreary lives to hear Americans lecture you!,take a break from your dreary lives to hear americans lecture you,12 +148197,529,260,Icelanders: (VERY EXCITED NOISES),1067000,FALSE,6354,4228,Icelanders,REYKJAVIK,NA,NA,NA +148198,529,261,(REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE: EXT. REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE - LATER),1073000,FALSE,NA,4233,NA,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,NA,NA,NA +148199,529,262,Homer Simpson: Is this everyone?,1073000,TRUE,2,4233,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,Is this everyone?,is this everyone,3 +148200,529,263,Male Icelander: No.,1074000,TRUE,6352,4233,Male Icelander,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,No.,no,1 +148201,529,264,Male Icelander: Yes.,1075000,TRUE,6352,4233,Male Icelander,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,Yes.,yes,1 +148202,529,265,"Homer Simpson: I've learned something about the people of Iceland. You've endured barbarian invasions, total financial collapse, and a lesbian prime minister.",1077000,TRUE,2,4233,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,"I've learned something about the people of Iceland. You've endured barbarian invasions, total financial collapse, and a lesbian prime minister.",ive learned something about the people of iceland youve endured barbarian invasions total financial collapse and a lesbian prime minister,20 +148203,529,266,"Homer Simpson: You've managed to survive on a craphole island that looks like the moon and smells like rotten eggs. And to do that, you have to be stubborn.",1085000,TRUE,2,4233,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,"You've managed to survive on a craphole island that looks like the moon and smells like rotten eggs. And to do that, you have to be stubborn.",youve managed to survive on a craphole island that looks like the moon and smells like rotten eggs and to do that you have to be stubborn,27 +148204,529,267,Homer Simpson: But I ask you to put aside your stubbornness while I tell you about Carl Carlson...,1095000,TRUE,2,4233,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,But I ask you to put aside your stubbornness while I tell you about Carl Carlson...,but i ask you to put aside your stubbornness while i tell you about carl carlson,16 +148205,529,268,Male Icelander: Shame on Carl's family!,1100000,TRUE,6352,4233,Male Icelander,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,Shame on Carl's family!,shame on carls family,4 +148206,529,269,Female Icelander: The blood of a thousand tiny horses is on their hands!,1102000,TRUE,6355,4233,Female Icelander,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,The blood of a thousand tiny horses is on their hands!,the blood of a thousand tiny horses is on their hands,11 +148207,529,270,Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter what happened a thousand years ago. For Carl Carlson's honor has been redeemed by the deeds of Carl Carlson.,1106000,TRUE,2,4233,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,It doesn't matter what happened a thousand years ago. For Carl Carlson's honor has been redeemed by the deeds of Carl Carlson.,it doesnt matter what happened a thousand years ago for carl carlsons honor has been redeemed by the deeds of carl carlson,22 +148208,529,271,"Lenny Leonard: Carl Carlson who helped me move, even though I moved the week before.",1113000,TRUE,165,4233,Lenny Leonard,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,"Carl Carlson who helped me move, even though I moved the week before.",carl carlson who helped me move even though i moved the week before,13 +148209,529,272,Icelanders: (SMALL IMPRESSED NOISES),1113000,FALSE,6354,4233,Icelanders,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,NA,NA,NA +148210,529,273,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, and when we were painting my house, Carl Carlson brought that blue tape, you know that really makes you look like you know what you're doing. You peel it off, and you got that super-straight line there.",1119000,TRUE,17,4233,Moe Szyslak,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,"Yeah, and when we were painting my house, Carl Carlson brought that blue tape, you know that really makes you look like you know what you're doing. You peel it off, and you got that super-straight line there.",yeah and when we were painting my house carl carlson brought that blue tape you know that really makes you look like you know what youre doing you peel it off and you got that super-straight line there,38 +148211,529,274,Icelanders: (BIGGER IMPRESSED NOISES),1119000,FALSE,6354,4233,Icelanders,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,NA,NA,NA +148212,529,275,"Homer Simpson: And when he brings a six-pack to my house, he doesn't take the extras home with him. Carl Carlson leaves them in the fridge.",1129000,TRUE,2,4233,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,"And when he brings a six-pack to my house, he doesn't take the extras home with him. Carl Carlson leaves them in the fridge.",and when he brings a six-pack to my house he doesnt take the extras home with him carl carlson leaves them in the fridge,24 +148213,529,276,Icelanders: (HUGE IMPRESSED NOISES),1129000,FALSE,6354,4233,Icelanders,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,NA,NA,NA +148214,529,277,Lenny Leonard: Carl Carlson is our friend. Even if he doesn't believe it.,1137000,TRUE,165,4233,Lenny Leonard,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,Carl Carlson is our friend. Even if he doesn't believe it.,carl carlson is our friend even if he doesnt believe it,11 +148246,530,12,"Homer Simpson: Aww... thanks, Flanders. Gotta warn ya, he doesn't talk much.",69000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"Aww... thanks, Flanders. Gotta warn ya, he doesn't talk much.",aww thanks flanders gotta warn ya he doesnt talk much,10 +148247,530,13,1-Year-Old Bart: Daddy!,73000,TRUE,6359,4234,1-Year-Old Bart,OUTDOOR MALL,Daddy!,daddy,1 +148215,529,278,"Moe Szyslak: If we can forgive Carl for stealing our lottery winnings, maybe youse can find it in youse's hearts to forgive his ancestors.",1142000,TRUE,17,4233,Moe Szyslak,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,"If we can forgive Carl for stealing our lottery winnings, maybe youse can find it in youse's hearts to forgive his ancestors.",if we can forgive carl for stealing our lottery winnings maybe youse can find it in youses hearts to forgive his ancestors,22 +148216,529,279,Wise Old Icelander: The many small kindnesses of Carl Carlson have redeemed his family forever!,1150000,TRUE,6356,4233,Wise Old Icelander,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,The many small kindnesses of Carl Carlson have redeemed his family forever!,the many small kindnesses of carl carlson have redeemed his family forever,12 +148217,529,280,"Carl Carlson: Mom, Dad, our family can show our face in public for the first time in a thousand years.",1158000,TRUE,170,4233,Carl Carlson,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,"Mom, Dad, our family can show our face in public for the first time in a thousand years.",mom dad our family can show our face in public for the first time in a thousand years,18 +148218,529,281,Carl's Father: How can you say these men are not your true friends?,1171000,TRUE,6357,4233,Carl's Father,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,How can you say these men are not your true friends?,how can you say these men are not your true friends,11 +148219,529,282,Carl Carlson: (BREAKS DOWN) I-- I can't! (SOBS) I can't!,1176000,TRUE,170,4233,Carl Carlson,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,I-- I can't! I can't!,i-- i cant i cant,5 +148220,529,283,Everyone In Iceland: (TOUCHED) Ai...,1182000,TRUE,6358,4233,Everyone In Iceland,REYKJAVIK TOWN SQUARE,Ai...,ai,1 +148221,529,284,(REYKJAVIK: ext. reykjavik - blue lagoon - night),1189000,FALSE,NA,4228,NA,REYKJAVIK,NA,NA,NA +148222,529,285,"Carl Carlson: Guys, thanks for teaching me the true meaning of male friendship: the stuff that comes from in here... (POINTS TO HEART) that is guy stuff.",1189000,TRUE,170,4228,Carl Carlson,REYKJAVIK,"Guys, thanks for teaching me the true meaning of male friendship: the stuff that comes from in here... that is guy stuff.",guys thanks for teaching me the true meaning of male friendship the stuff that comes from in here that is guy stuff,22 +148223,529,286,Homer Simpson: We don't get together to share our emotions. We get together to escape them.,1197000,TRUE,2,4228,Homer Simpson,REYKJAVIK,We don't get together to share our emotions. We get together to escape them.,we dont get together to share our emotions we get together to escape them,14 +148224,529,287,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I'd tell you guys I love you, but, uh, I don't wanna say it, and you don't wanna hear it...",1202000,TRUE,17,4228,Moe Szyslak,REYKJAVIK,"Yeah, I'd tell you guys I love you, but, uh, I don't wanna say it, and you don't wanna hear it...",yeah id tell you guys i love you but uh i dont wanna say it and you dont wanna hear it,21 +148225,529,288,Lenny Leonard: (TOASTING) To nothing!,1207000,TRUE,165,4228,Lenny Leonard,REYKJAVIK,To nothing!,to nothing,2 +148226,529,289,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - day),1221000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148227,529,290,"Homer Simpson: Okay everyone, get ready to see your brand new...",1221000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay everyone, get ready to see your brand new...",okay everyone get ready to see your brand new,9 +148228,529,291,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED NOISES),1221000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148229,529,292,Lisa Simpson: What is it? What is it? What is it?,1224000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What is it? What is it? What is it?,what is it what is it what is it,9 +148230,529,293,Homer Simpson: ...keg-pools!,1226000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,...keg-pools!,keg-pools,1 +148231,529,294,Lisa Simpson: Yay!,1227000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Yay!,yay,1 +148232,529,295,Lisa Simpson: (LAUGHS),1227000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148233,529,296,"Homer Simpson: (STRUGGLING NOISES, THEN, EMBARRASSED) Fine, I'm going home.",1239000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine, I'm going home.",fine im going home,4 +148234,530,0,(OUTDOOR MALL: Ext. outdoor mall - establishing),20000,FALSE,NA,4234,NA,OUTDOOR MALL,NA,NA,NA +148235,530,1,Marge Simpson: (LOVING) Our first anniversary.,20000,TRUE,1,4234,Marge Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,Our first anniversary.,our first anniversary,3 +148236,530,2,"Homer Simpson: And we're more in love than ever. (DEFIANT) In your face, people who said it wouldn't last a year!",23000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"And we're more in love than ever. In your face, people who said it wouldn't last a year!",and were more in love than ever in your face people who said it wouldnt last a year,18 +148237,530,3,Grampa Simpson: I stand by my wedding toast!,28000,TRUE,31,4234,Grampa Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,I stand by my wedding toast!,i stand by my wedding toast,6 +148238,530,4,"Marge Simpson: Let's just enjoy our happiness, Homie. Accidental motherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to a woman. And I think Bart's finally outgrown his misbehavior.",30000,TRUE,1,4234,Marge Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"Let's just enjoy our happiness, Homie. Accidental motherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to a woman. And I think Bart's finally outgrown his misbehavior.",lets just enjoy our happiness homie accidental motherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to a woman and i think barts finally outgrown his misbehavior,26 +148239,530,5,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),30000,FALSE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,NA,NA,NA +148240,530,6,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),30000,FALSE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,NA,NA,NA +148241,530,7,Homer Simpson: Better clean that off.,48000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,Better clean that off.,better clean that off,4 +148242,530,8,"Homer Simpson: (CLEANING NOISES, THEN TO MANNEQUIN) You have a great day, ma'am. (GOES BACK TO MARGE)",54000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"You have a great day, ma'am.",you have a great day maam,6 +148243,530,9,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Wish I could get a little of that attention.,58000,TRUE,1,4234,Marge Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,Wish I could get a little of that attention.,wish i could get a little of that attention,9 +148244,530,10,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE),58000,FALSE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,NA,NA,NA +148245,530,11,"Ned Flanders: Hey, Simpsons! Don't mean to be a pesto, but I'll be happy to watch your scampy shrimp.",65000,TRUE,11,4234,Ned Flanders,OUTDOOR MALL,"Hey, Simpsons! Don't mean to be a pesto, but I'll be happy to watch your scampy shrimp.",hey simpsons dont mean to be a pesto but ill be happy to watch your scampy shrimp,17 +148248,530,14,"Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE, THEN GENTLY) He's not your daddy.",74000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,He's not your daddy.,hes not your daddy,4 +148249,530,15,1-Year-Old Bart: (LOOKING AT FLANDERS) Nice Daddy. Moustache Daddy. Good Daddy no-yell.,76000,TRUE,6359,4234,1-Year-Old Bart,OUTDOOR MALL,Nice Daddy. Moustache Daddy. Good Daddy no-yell.,nice daddy moustache daddy good daddy no-yell,7 +148250,530,16,1-Year-Old Bart: (LOOKING AT HOMER) Fat daddy smell like beer!,81000,TRUE,6359,4234,1-Year-Old Bart,OUTDOOR MALL,Fat daddy smell like beer!,fat daddy smell like beer,5 +148251,530,17,Homer Simpson: (MUTTERING ANGRILY) I'll teach you to speak in complete sentences.,83000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,I'll teach you to speak in complete sentences.,ill teach you to speak in complete sentences,8 +148252,530,18,"Homer Simpson: (HEADING TO ESCALATOR WITH MARGE) But first, m'lady, let me escort you to Heaven -- the fancy Swiss chocolate store on level three!",87000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"But first, m'lady, let me escort you to Heaven -- the fancy Swiss chocolate store on level three!",but first mlady let me escort you to heaven -- the fancy swiss chocolate store on level three,18 +148253,530,19,"Marge Simpson: (ROMANTIC GASP) Homer, you're the anchor store of my heart!",94000,TRUE,1,4234,Marge Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"Homer, you're the anchor store of my heart!",homer youre the anchor store of my heart,8 +148254,530,20,"Homer Simpson: Just call me Borders Books, 'cause I'll always be here.",98000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"Just call me Borders Books, 'cause I'll always be here.",just call me borders books cause ill always be here,10 +148255,530,21,1-Year-Old Nelson: Haw haw!,113000,TRUE,6360,4234,1-Year-Old Nelson,OUTDOOR MALL,Haw haw!,haw haw,2 +148256,530,22,Mrs. Muntz: His first word!,115000,TRUE,2660,4234,Mrs. Muntz,OUTDOOR MALL,His first word!,his first word,3 +148257,530,23,"Marge Simpson: Oh Homie, what a wonderful anniversary!",133000,TRUE,1,4234,Marge Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"Oh Homie, what a wonderful anniversary!",oh homie what a wonderful anniversary,6 +148258,530,24,"Homer Simpson: Yep, we've got something money can't buy - love on a train. And I promise each anniversary will be better and better...",137000,TRUE,2,4234,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,"Yep, we've got something money can't buy - love on a train. And I promise each anniversary will be better and better...",yep weve got something money cant buy - love on a train and i promise each anniversary will be better and better,22 +148259,530,25,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE),137000,FALSE,1,4234,Marge Simpson,OUTDOOR MALL,NA,NA,NA +148260,530,26,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (REACHING FOR CONTROL) They have to get off and get back on.,148000,TRUE,923,4234,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,OUTDOOR MALL,They have to get off and get back on.,they have to get off and get back on,9 +148261,530,27,Supervisor: (GRUFF) Sometimes you have to say to hell with rules.,150000,TRUE,296,4234,Supervisor,OUTDOOR MALL,Sometimes you have to say to hell with rules.,sometimes you have to say to hell with rules,9 +148262,530,28,(THE SAME MALL: Ext. the same mall - day),157000,FALSE,NA,4235,NA,THE SAME MALL,NA,NA,NA +148263,530,29,Homer Simpson: (CONCERNED) But somehow our anniversaries didn't get better than that first one on the train.,157000,TRUE,2,4235,Homer Simpson,THE SAME MALL,But somehow our anniversaries didn't get better than that first one on the train.,but somehow our anniversaries didnt get better than that first one on the train,14 +148264,530,30,Lisa Simpson: Wait... you named me after a train?,162000,TRUE,9,4235,Lisa Simpson,THE SAME MALL,Wait... you named me after a train?,wait you named me after a train,7 +148265,530,31,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, just like we did with Bart. Anyway, this year I'm gonna recreate our magical first anniversary, ending with a romantic ride on that... (GASPS)",166000,TRUE,2,4235,Homer Simpson,THE SAME MALL,"Yeah, just like we did with Bart. Anyway, this year I'm gonna recreate our magical first anniversary, ending with a romantic ride on that...",yeah just like we did with bart anyway this year im gonna recreate our magical first anniversary ending with a romantic ride on that,24 +148266,530,32,Homer Simpson: Why are you taking away the train?,168000,TRUE,2,4235,Homer Simpson,THE SAME MALL,Why are you taking away the train?,why are you taking away the train,7 +148267,530,33,Worker: (WISEGUY) I'm afraid no one rides it anymore despite millions in government subsidies. So we're replacing it with something that makes money and sends people to the food court.,178000,TRUE,534,4235,Worker,THE SAME MALL,I'm afraid no one rides it anymore despite millions in government subsidies. So we're replacing it with something that makes money and sends people to the food court.,im afraid no one rides it anymore despite millions in government subsidies so were replacing it with something that makes money and sends people to the food court,28 +148268,530,34,"Hippie-looking Guy: (HIPPIE CARNY BARKER VOICE) Step right up! Medical marijuana! You got nausea, my friend? Everyone's got nausea!",187000,TRUE,6361,4235,Hippie-looking Guy,THE SAME MALL,"Step right up! Medical marijuana! You got nausea, my friend? Everyone's got nausea!",step right up medical marijuana you got nausea my friend everyones got nausea,13 +148269,530,35,"Hippie-looking Guy: And what is your malady, my son?",193000,TRUE,6361,4235,Hippie-looking Guy,THE SAME MALL,"And what is your malady, my son?",and what is your malady my son,7 +148270,530,36,"Otto Mann: Uh... I had one, but I forgot it.",195000,TRUE,52,4235,Otto Mann,THE SAME MALL,"Uh... I had one, but I forgot it.",uh i had one but i forgot it,8 +148271,530,37,Hippie-looking Guy: Memory loss! Could be a brain tumor! Take this and go see Fantasia!,198000,TRUE,6361,4235,Hippie-looking Guy,THE SAME MALL,Memory loss! Could be a brain tumor! Take this and go see Fantasia!,memory loss could be a brain tumor take this and go see fantasia,13 +148272,530,38,"Homer Simpson: Kids, I've only had three great ideas: marrying your mother, using a hot dog as a straw, and this romantic train ride anniversary. (TO WORKER) Sir, I need this train!",205000,TRUE,2,4235,Homer Simpson,THE SAME MALL,"Kids, I've only had three great ideas: marrying your mother, using a hot dog as a straw, and this romantic train ride anniversary. Sir, I need this train!",kids ive only had three great ideas marrying your mother using a hot dog as a straw and this romantic train ride anniversary sir i need this train,28 +148273,530,39,"Worker: (SHRUGS) Take it home, it's yours.",216000,TRUE,534,4235,Worker,THE SAME MALL,"Take it home, it's yours.",take it home its yours,5 +148360,530,126,"Marge Simpson: (PANICKED) Oooohhh, I'm going to Hell!",582000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,"Oooohhh, I'm going to Hell!",oooohhh im going to hell,5 +148274,530,40,Lisa Simpson: Are you sure mom is really gonna want a rusted-out kiddy train?,218000,TRUE,9,4235,Lisa Simpson,THE SAME MALL,Are you sure mom is really gonna want a rusted-out kiddy train?,are you sure mom is really gonna want a rusted-out kiddy train,12 +148275,530,41,Homer Simpson: She won't see it like this. I'll make this train look as beautiful as it did when this mall was young.,221000,TRUE,2,4235,Homer Simpson,THE SAME MALL,She won't see it like this. I'll make this train look as beautiful as it did when this mall was young.,she wont see it like this ill make this train look as beautiful as it did when this mall was young,21 +148276,530,42,"Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED) Aww, Dad, I just got a little twinge in my heart.",227000,TRUE,9,4235,Lisa Simpson,THE SAME MALL,"Aww, Dad, I just got a little twinge in my heart.",aww dad i just got a little twinge in my heart,11 +148277,530,43,Otto Mann: Try this.,230000,TRUE,52,4235,Otto Mann,THE SAME MALL,Try this.,try this,2 +148278,530,44,Homer Simpson: You stay away from my kids unless you're driving them to school!,231000,TRUE,2,4235,Homer Simpson,THE SAME MALL,You stay away from my kids unless you're driving them to school!,you stay away from my kids unless youre driving them to school,12 +148279,530,45,Otto Mann: So I'm not babysitting tomorrow night?,234000,TRUE,52,4235,Otto Mann,THE SAME MALL,So I'm not babysitting tomorrow night?,so im not babysitting tomorrow night,6 +148280,530,46,"Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) Oh, we're still on for tomorrow night.",237000,TRUE,2,4235,Homer Simpson,THE SAME MALL,"Oh, we're still on for tomorrow night.",oh were still on for tomorrow night,7 +148281,530,47,(Street: Ext. street - a little later),242000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +148282,530,48,Lisa Simpson: (CALLING OUT FROM TRAIN CAR) Dad! Do we have to ride like this?,242000,TRUE,9,1,Lisa Simpson,Street,Dad! Do we have to ride like this?,dad do we have to ride like this,8 +148283,530,49,"Homer Simpson: Hey, what could be cooler than a choo-choo with lollipops on it?",245000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,"Hey, what could be cooler than a choo-choo with lollipops on it?",hey what could be cooler than a choo-choo with lollipops on it,12 +148284,530,50,Jimbo Jones: Hey babies! Where you goin' in your baby train? Babytown?,248000,TRUE,144,1,Jimbo Jones,Street,Hey babies! Where you goin' in your baby train? Babytown?,hey babies where you goin in your baby train babytown,10 +148285,530,51,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (LAUGHS),248000,FALSE,145,1,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Street,NA,NA,NA +148286,530,52,"Homer Simpson: Shake it off kids, they're just jealous!",254000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,"Shake it off kids, they're just jealous!",shake it off kids theyre just jealous,7 +148287,530,53,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Hey Lardo! Where're you goin' in your Lardo car? Lardville?,257000,TRUE,145,1,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Street,Hey Lardo! Where're you goin' in your Lardo car? Lardville?,hey lardo wherere you goin in your lardo car lardville,10 +148288,530,54,Homer Simpson: (MAD) There's no such place!,261000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,There's no such place!,theres no such place,4 +148289,530,55,(Simpson Home: int. SIMPSON house - KITCHEN - day),265000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148290,530,56,"Marge Simpson: Okay, I've entered my billing address... expiration date... and charged!",265000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, I've entered my billing address... expiration date... and charged!",okay ive entered my billing address expiration date and charged,10 +148291,530,57,"Patty Bouvier: We're back from ""Baby Beethovens.""",271000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"We're back from ""Baby Beethovens.""",were back from baby beethovens,5 +148292,530,58,"Patty Bouvier: That's Mozart, dummy.",271000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"That's Mozart, dummy.",thats mozart dummy,3 +148293,530,59,"Marge Simpson: Well, thanks for watching Maggie. I just ordered Homer's anniversary gift.",279000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, thanks for watching Maggie. I just ordered Homer's anniversary gift.",well thanks for watching maggie i just ordered homers anniversary gift,11 +148294,530,60,Patty Bouvier: Must be tough.,283000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Must be tough.,must be tough,3 +148295,530,61,"Selma Bouvier: Yeah, what size cufflinks do you get an elephant?",285000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Yeah, what size cufflinks do you get an elephant?",yeah what size cufflinks do you get an elephant,9 +148296,530,62,"Marge Simpson: Well in the first place, the elephant's cufflinks would be the same size. It's the cuffs that would be bigger. As for Homer, I'm getting him a case of his favorite snack cakes, Dolly Madison.",287000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well in the first place, the elephant's cufflinks would be the same size. It's the cuffs that would be bigger. As for Homer, I'm getting him a case of his favorite snack cakes, Dolly Madison.",well in the first place the elephants cufflinks would be the same size its the cuffs that would be bigger as for homer im getting him a case of his favorite snack cakes dolly madison,35 +148297,530,63,Selma Bouvier: Marge -- this isn't Dolly Madison. (KNOWING) It's Sassy Madison.,298000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,Marge -- this isn't Dolly Madison. It's Sassy Madison.,marge -- this isnt dolly madison its sassy madison,9 +148298,530,64,"Marge Simpson: Trust me, Homer doesn't care where the cupcakes come from.",303000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Trust me, Homer doesn't care where the cupcakes come from.",trust me homer doesnt care where the cupcakes come from,10 +148299,530,65,Patty Bouvier: Sassy Madison is a dating site...for married people who are tired of the same old dessert.,306000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Sassy Madison is a dating site...for married people who are tired of the same old dessert.,sassy madison is a dating sitefor married people who are tired of the same old dessert,16 +148300,530,66,Marge Simpson: (HUGE GASP),306000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148301,530,67,Patty Bouvier: Check out their webvertisement.,316000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Check out their webvertisement.,check out their webvertisement,4 +148302,530,68,Female Singer: (SINGS) KELLY WAS AT THE END OF HER WITS / HER HUSBAND WAS TRULY THE PITS,322000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,KELLY WAS AT THE END OF HER WITS / HER HUSBAND WAS TRULY THE PITS,kelly was at the end of her wits her husband was truly the pits,14 +148303,530,69,Female Singer: (SINGS) HER RELATIONSHIP SPOUSAL / HAD ZERO AROUSAL,329000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,HER RELATIONSHIP SPOUSAL / HAD ZERO AROUSAL,her relationship spousal had zero arousal,6 +148304,530,70,Female Singer: (SINGS) THEN SHE WATCHED THIS COMMERCIAL / AND FOUND HERSELF HERSCHEL...,334000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,THEN SHE WATCHED THIS COMMERCIAL / AND FOUND HERSELF HERSCHEL...,then she watched this commercial and found herself herschel,9 +148305,530,71,Female Singer: (SINGS) THANKS TO SASSY MADISON DOT COM!,339000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,THANKS TO SASSY MADISON DOT COM!,thanks to sassy madison dot com,6 +148306,530,72,SMOOTH ANNOUNCER: Sassy Madison dot com. It's not cheating if you don't know the person well.,343000,TRUE,3212,5,SMOOTH ANNOUNCER,Simpson Home,Sassy Madison dot com. It's not cheating if you don't know the person well.,sassy madison dot com its not cheating if you dont know the person well,14 +148307,530,73,Marge Simpson: I just put all my personal information on their website!,347000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I just put all my personal information on their website!,i just put all my personal information on their website,10 +148308,530,74,Selma Bouvier: So now you're gonna get hit on by every loser in town.,350000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,So now you're gonna get hit on by every loser in town.,so now youre gonna get hit on by every loser in town,12 +148309,530,75,Patty Bouvier: And this town's got losers like Mexico has headless corpses.,353000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,And this town's got losers like Mexico has headless corpses.,and this towns got losers like mexico has headless corpses,10 +148310,530,76,Marge Simpson: So many unhappy men. How sad.,359000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,So many unhappy men. How sad.,so many unhappy men how sad,6 +148311,530,77,Selma Bouvier: You've got a lot of fish wriggling in that net. Maybe I should get married so I can date these guys.,363000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,You've got a lot of fish wriggling in that net. Maybe I should get married so I can date these guys.,youve got a lot of fish wriggling in that net maybe i should get married so i can date these guys,21 +148312,530,78,"Marge Simpson: Selma, cheating is a sin. As much a sin as not replying to an instant message. So, if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot of sleazy gentlemen to let down gently!",368000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Selma, cheating is a sin. As much a sin as not replying to an instant message. So, if you'll excuse me, I've got a lot of sleazy gentlemen to let down gently!",selma cheating is a sin as much a sin as not replying to an instant message so if youll excuse me ive got a lot of sleazy gentlemen to let down gently,32 +148313,530,79,Patty Bouvier: Are you watching the commercial again?,380000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Are you watching the commercial again?,are you watching the commercial again,6 +148314,530,80,Marge Simpson: I'm a fan of animation.,382000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm a fan of animation.,im a fan of animation,5 +148315,530,81,(Back Room of Moe's: Int. Moe's back room - day),384000,FALSE,NA,1750,NA,Back Room of Moe's,NA,NA,NA +148316,530,82,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (SHUTS EYES) Oh Lord, may thy couplings stay forever locked, and may thy dead man switch never be used.",384000,TRUE,140,1750,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Back Room of Moe's,"Oh Lord, may thy couplings stay forever locked, and may thy dead man switch never be used.",oh lord may thy couplings stay forever locked and may thy dead man switch never be used,17 +148317,530,83,Moe Szyslak: Amen.,392000,TRUE,17,1750,Moe Szyslak,Back Room of Moe's,Amen.,amen,1 +148318,530,84,"Carl Carlson: All right, guys, let's get this train fixed up for Homer's anniversary!",393000,TRUE,170,1750,Carl Carlson,Back Room of Moe's,"All right, guys, let's get this train fixed up for Homer's anniversary!",all right guys lets get this train fixed up for homers anniversary,12 +148319,530,85,Moe Szyslak: But first... start your power tools!,396000,TRUE,17,1750,Moe Szyslak,Back Room of Moe's,But first... start your power tools!,but first start your power tools,6 +148320,530,86,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),407000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148321,530,87,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) One more to go and I'm done.,407000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,One more to go and I'm done.,one more to go and im done,7 +148322,530,88,"Marge Simpson: ""Dear 'Horny in Haverbrook,' sorry, I am not interested in cheating on my wonderful husband, who is described in the attached PDF. Say hello to my trash folder, Marge Simpson.""",409000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Dear 'Horny in Haverbrook,' sorry, I am not interested in cheating on my wonderful husband, who is described in the attached PDF. Say hello to my trash folder, Marge Simpson.""",dear horny in haverbrook sorry i am not interested in cheating on my wonderful husband who is described in the attached pdf say hello to my trash folder marge simpson,30 +148323,530,89,"Marge Simpson: Hi, Homie! A crazy thing happened when I was ordering your anniversary gift.",420000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hi, Homie! A crazy thing happened when I was ordering your anniversary gift.",hi homie a crazy thing happened when i was ordering your anniversary gift,13 +148325,530,91,Homer Simpson: Uh... anniversary? That comin' up?,432000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh... anniversary? That comin' up?,uh anniversary that comin up,5 +148326,530,92,Marge Simpson: Yes. And it's a big one. Remember?,434000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Yes. And it's a big one. Remember?,yes and its a big one remember,7 +148327,530,93,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I am focused on this like a laser. (GIGGLES) ""Laser."" That's a funny word. It's just ""loser"" with an ""a."" And speaking of losers, I've lost my train of thought. Oh, and speaking of trains, wait till you see-- (SHORT SCREAM)",438000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I am focused on this like a laser. ""Laser."" That's a funny word. It's just ""loser"" with an ""a."" And speaking of losers, I've lost my train of thought. Oh, and speaking of trains, wait till you see--",marge i am focused on this like a laser laser thats a funny word its just loser with an a and speaking of losers ive lost my train of thought oh and speaking of trains wait till you see--,39 +148328,530,94,Homer Simpson: The surprise is safe! The expression on her face will be priceless!,452000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The surprise is safe! The expression on her face will be priceless!,the surprise is safe the expression on her face will be priceless,12 +148389,530,155,"Marge Simpson: (FIRMLY) Save that sugar for your coffee, Bub.",696000,TRUE,1,4236,Marge Simpson,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Save that sugar for your coffee, Bub.",save that sugar for your coffee bub,7 +148329,530,95,Marge Simpson: (MOANS) He forgot our anniversary again? He remembers the exact number of pork chops in the freezer.,457000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,He forgot our anniversary again? He remembers the exact number of pork chops in the freezer.,he forgot our anniversary again he remembers the exact number of pork chops in the freezer,16 +148330,530,96,Homer Simpson: Currently: zero.,464000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Currently: zero.,currently zero,2 +148331,530,97,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR) One of those cyber smoochers wrote me back...,469000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,One of those cyber smoochers wrote me back...,one of those cyber smoochers wrote me back,8 +148332,530,98,Ben: Thanks for your note. You seem way too nice for this site. Why are you here?,471000,TRUE,1548,5,Ben,Simpson Home,Thanks for your note. You seem way too nice for this site. Why are you here?,thanks for your note you seem way too nice for this site why are you here,16 +148333,530,99,Marge Simpson: Good question.,476000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Good question.,good question,2 +148334,530,100,Marge Simpson: I thought I was buying snack cakes!,477000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought I was buying snack cakes!,i thought i was buying snack cakes,7 +148335,530,101,"Ben: That's so cute. Really, really cute. You are over eighteen, right?",477000,TRUE,1548,5,Ben,Simpson Home,"That's so cute. Really, really cute. You are over eighteen, right?",thats so cute really really cute you are over eighteen right,11 +148336,530,102,"Marge Simpson: I am, and you seem more interested in my day than my husband!",485000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I am, and you seem more interested in my day than my husband!",i am and you seem more interested in my day than my husband,13 +148337,530,103,"Ben: I know what it's like not to be listened to. Please ignore every sensible instinct you have and continue this conversation. (SMOOTH) And by the way, this is my real voice.",485000,TRUE,1548,5,Ben,Simpson Home,"I know what it's like not to be listened to. Please ignore every sensible instinct you have and continue this conversation. And by the way, this is my real voice.",i know what its like not to be listened to please ignore every sensible instinct you have and continue this conversation and by the way this is my real voice,30 +148338,530,104,"Homer Simpson: (ON PHONE) Don't worry, Moe. When Marge is asleep, I'll sneak back.",500000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, Moe. When Marge is asleep, I'll sneak back.",dont worry moe when marge is asleep ill sneak back,10 +148339,530,105,"Moe Szyslak: Ooh, good! The strippers are here.",504000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Ooh, good! The strippers are here.",ooh good the strippers are here,6 +148340,530,106,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! That is all comin' off!",506000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! That is all comin' off!",oh yeah oh yeah that is all comin off,9 +148341,530,107,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),506000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148342,530,108,"Marge Simpson: ""Tell me more.""",513000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Tell me more.,tell me more,3 +148343,530,109,"Marge Simpson: (NERVOUS MURMURS, THEN:) Homie, I bet you're wondering why I stayed on the computer until four a.m.",513000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I bet you're wondering why I stayed on the computer until four a.m.",homie i bet youre wondering why i stayed on the computer until four am,14 +148344,530,110,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Hey, those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one star can destroy a mom and pop hardware in nothing flat?",526000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, those Yelp reviews don't write themselves. Did you know a well-placed one star can destroy a mom and pop hardware in nothing flat?",hey those yelp reviews dont write themselves did you know a well-placed one star can destroy a mom and pop hardware in nothing flat,24 +148345,530,111,"Marge Simpson: Listen, I want us to be honest with each other.",533000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Listen, I want us to be honest with each other.",listen i want us to be honest with each other,10 +148349,530,115,"HOMER THOUGHTS: Thinking is your department, jerk! That's what I pay you in beer for!",543000,TRUE,3726,5,HOMER THOUGHTS,Simpson Home,"Thinking is your department, jerk! That's what I pay you in beer for!",thinking is your department jerk thats what i pay you in beer for,13 +148351,530,117,HOMER THOUGHTS: (ANGRY SPUTTERS) What? Where're your going? I--,549000,TRUE,3726,5,HOMER THOUGHTS,Simpson Home,What? Where're your going? I--,what wherere your going i--,5 +148352,530,118,"Homer Simpson: Um, Marge, I have to go.",552000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Um, Marge, I have to go.",um marge i have to go,6 +148353,530,119,Marge Simpson: What? Now? Why?,553000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What? Now? Why?,what now why,3 +148354,530,120,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),553000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148355,530,121,(Supermarket: Int. supermarket - later),566000,FALSE,NA,381,NA,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +148356,530,122,Marge Simpson: He's writing me again! Better put a stop to this.,566000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,He's writing me again! Better put a stop to this.,hes writing me again better put a stop to this,10 +148357,530,123,"Marge Simpson: Is that him, getting the text?",571000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,"Is that him, getting the text?",is that him getting the text,6 +148358,530,124,Marge Simpson: (SCARED WHISPER) He's in the market! (AGHAST) We might've squeezed the same tomatoes!,576000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,He's in the market! We might've squeezed the same tomatoes!,hes in the market we mightve squeezed the same tomatoes,10 +148359,530,125,Ben: (LOUD WHISPER) Are you Marge?,580000,TRUE,1548,381,Ben,Supermarket,Are you Marge?,are you marge,3 +148347,530,113,Homer's Thoughts: (GENUINELY PUZZLED) What train?,540000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Thoughts,Simpson Home,What train?,what train,2 +148361,530,127,"Ben: I'm sorry, I didn't even know you were here. What a crazy coincidence that you buy food too.",584000,TRUE,1548,381,Ben,Supermarket,"I'm sorry, I didn't even know you were here. What a crazy coincidence that you buy food too.",im sorry i didnt even know you were here what a crazy coincidence that you buy food too,18 +148362,530,128,"Marge Simpson: Gee, I thought you'd be some kind of creep. But you're actually a perfectly normal-looking--",588000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,"Gee, I thought you'd be some kind of creep. But you're actually a perfectly normal-looking--",gee i thought youd be some kind of creep but youre actually a perfectly normal-looking--,15 +148363,530,129,"Ben: Whoa! (TO MAGGIE) ""A"" is for ""apple,"" right?",594000,TRUE,1548,381,Ben,Supermarket,"Whoa! ""A"" is for ""apple,"" right?",whoa a is for apple right,6 +148364,530,130,Ben: (INTIMIDATED) O-kay. I'll just be going.,598000,TRUE,1548,381,Ben,Supermarket,O-kay. I'll just be going.,o-kay ill just be going,5 +148365,530,131,"Marge Simpson: Wait, wait, wait! (SIGHS) Let me get the stain out. But not here...",600000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,"Wait, wait, wait! Let me get the stain out. But not here...",wait wait wait let me get the stain out but not here,12 +148366,530,132,Marge Simpson: I know a place where no one in town will see us.,606000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,I know a place where no one in town will see us.,i know a place where no one in town will see us,12 +148367,530,133,"Marge Simpson: (QUICK VIGOROUS SCRUBBING NOISES, THEN) There you go. Good as new.",613000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,There you go. Good as new.,there you go good as new,6 +148368,530,134,"Ben: Now, let me at least buy you a coffee, or dare I say... a Danish?",616000,TRUE,1548,381,Ben,Supermarket,"Now, let me at least buy you a coffee, or dare I say... a Danish?",now let me at least buy you a coffee or dare i say a danish,15 +148369,530,135,Marge Simpson: No Danishes!,620000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,No Danishes!,no danishes,2 +148370,530,136,"Ben: Sorry, I go to pastry way too fast.",621000,TRUE,1548,381,Ben,Supermarket,"Sorry, I go to pastry way too fast.",sorry i go to pastry way too fast,8 +148371,530,137,Marge Simpson: I want to be very clear. I'm a happily married woman. Going on ten years. The aluminum anniversary! Nothing turns leftovers into swans like aluminum!,624000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,I want to be very clear. I'm a happily married woman. Going on ten years. The aluminum anniversary! Nothing turns leftovers into swans like aluminum!,i want to be very clear im a happily married woman going on ten years the aluminum anniversary nothing turns leftovers into swans like aluminum,25 +148372,530,138,"Marge Simpson: What the heck am I saying? Homer's probably at that bar right now, getting hammered.",635000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,"What the heck am I saying? Homer's probably at that bar right now, getting hammered.",what the heck am i saying homers probably at that bar right now getting hammered,15 +148373,530,139,(Back Room of Moe's: int. moe's back room - (meanwhile)),642000,FALSE,NA,1750,NA,Back Room of Moe's,NA,NA,NA +148374,530,140,"Homer Simpson: (AGONIZED SCREAM, THEN CHEERFUL) All worth it for Marge!",642000,TRUE,2,1750,Homer Simpson,Back Room of Moe's,All worth it for Marge!,all worth it for marge,5 +148375,530,141,(Supermarket Coffee Shop: int. supermarket coffee shop - CONTINUOUS),644000,FALSE,NA,4236,NA,Supermarket Coffee Shop,NA,NA,NA +148376,530,142,"Ben: Marge, you are terrific. I am so glad I reset my distance filter from fifteen to twenty-five miles.",644000,TRUE,1548,4236,Ben,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Marge, you are terrific. I am so glad I reset my distance filter from fifteen to twenty-five miles.",marge you are terrific i am so glad i reset my distance filter from fifteen to twenty-five miles,18 +148377,530,143,Marge Simpson: (UNSURE FLATTERED NOISE),644000,FALSE,1,4236,Marge Simpson,Supermarket Coffee Shop,NA,NA,NA +148378,530,144,Ben: Your Homer is the luckiest man on earth.,649000,TRUE,1548,4236,Ben,Supermarket Coffee Shop,Your Homer is the luckiest man on earth.,your homer is the luckiest man on earth,8 +148379,530,145,"Marge Simpson: Well, he keeps falling down a cliff and living, so I guess that's true.",653000,TRUE,1,4236,Marge Simpson,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Well, he keeps falling down a cliff and living, so I guess that's true.",well he keeps falling down a cliff and living so i guess thats true,14 +148380,530,146,"Ben: The only time my wife and I talk is when I apologize. ""Life's an infernal muddle,"" as Mr. Drake says on ""Upton Rectory.""",657000,TRUE,1548,4236,Ben,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"The only time my wife and I talk is when I apologize. ""Life's an infernal muddle,"" as Mr. Drake says on ""Upton Rectory.""",the only time my wife and i talk is when i apologize lifes an infernal muddle as mr drake says on upton rectory,23 +148381,530,147,"Marge Simpson: Ooh, I love that show!",664000,TRUE,1,4236,Marge Simpson,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Ooh, I love that show!",ooh i love that show,5 +148382,530,148,"Ben: (RE: BAG) Isn't it great? Finally, a reason to watch TV on Sundays.",667000,TRUE,1548,4236,Ben,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Isn't it great? Finally, a reason to watch TV on Sundays.",isnt it great finally a reason to watch tv on sundays,11 +148383,530,149,"Marge Simpson: Such great characters, like Buxton the scheming larder-keep. Why can't Lady Cavendish see he's pilfering the aspic?",670000,TRUE,1,4236,Marge Simpson,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Such great characters, like Buxton the scheming larder-keep. Why can't Lady Cavendish see he's pilfering the aspic?",such great characters like buxton the scheming larder-keep why cant lady cavendish see hes pilfering the aspic,17 +148384,530,150,"Ben: (SHUDDERS) Uh, does, does Homer watch?",681000,TRUE,1548,4236,Ben,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Uh, does, does Homer watch?",uh does does homer watch,5 +148385,530,151,Marge Simpson: He says shows set during World War One are too sad. Particularly how everyone's always climbing stairs.,682000,TRUE,1,4236,Marge Simpson,Supermarket Coffee Shop,He says shows set during World War One are too sad. Particularly how everyone's always climbing stairs.,he says shows set during world war one are too sad particularly how everyones always climbing stairs,17 +148386,530,152,"Ben: You are watching the season finale this week, right?",688000,TRUE,1548,4236,Ben,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"You are watching the season finale this week, right?",you are watching the season finale this week right,9 +148387,530,153,"Marge Simpson: Yeah. Alone, I'm sure.",691000,TRUE,1,4236,Marge Simpson,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Yeah. Alone, I'm sure.",yeah alone im sure,4 +148388,530,154,"Ben: Well, we could... (MEANINGFUL) live blog it.",693000,TRUE,1548,4236,Ben,Supermarket Coffee Shop,"Well, we could... live blog it.",well we could live blog it,6 +148391,530,157,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON THE RAILROAD...,702000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'VE BEEN WORKIN' ON THE RAILROAD...,ive been workin on the railroad,6 +148392,530,158,Marge Simpson: Why are you singing that?,705000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why are you singing that?,why are you singing that,5 +148393,530,159,Homer Simpson: Because it's in the public domain?,706000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Because it's in the public domain?,because its in the public domain,6 +148394,530,160,Marge Simpson: Hello! (HOLDS OUT PHONE TO HOMER) It's Moe from Moe's Tavern.,708000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Hello! It's Moe from Moe's Tavern.,hello its moe from moes tavern,6 +148395,530,161,"Homer Simpson: Oh, uh, I'd better take this. Y'see, Moe's been depressed and needs to hear a friendly voice. (DISARMING CHUCKLE, THEN INTO PHONE, MAD) Why the hell are you calling me at home, you moron?!",712000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, uh, I'd better take this. Y'see, Moe's been depressed and needs to hear a friendly voice. Why the hell are you calling me at home, you moron?!",oh uh id better take this ysee moes been depressed and needs to hear a friendly voice why the hell are you calling me at home you moron,28 +148396,530,162,(Back Room of Moe's: int. moe's back room - continuous),722000,FALSE,NA,1750,NA,Back Room of Moe's,NA,NA,NA +148397,530,163,Moe Szyslak: Lovejoy went to get a hamburger and the whole thing fell apart!,722000,TRUE,17,1750,Moe Szyslak,Back Room of Moe's,Lovejoy went to get a hamburger and the whole thing fell apart!,lovejoy went to get a hamburger and the whole thing fell apart,12 +148398,530,164,Lenny Leonard: I'm gettin' cooked like a cabbage!,726000,TRUE,165,1750,Lenny Leonard,Back Room of Moe's,I'm gettin' cooked like a cabbage!,im gettin cooked like a cabbage,6 +148399,530,165,Moe Szyslak: (TO LENNY) Then keep quiet like a cabbage!,727000,TRUE,17,1750,Moe Szyslak,Back Room of Moe's,Then keep quiet like a cabbage!,then keep quiet like a cabbage,6 +148400,530,166,"Homer Simpson: (QUIETLY) All right, all right, I'll be right there!",729000,TRUE,2,1750,Homer Simpson,Back Room of Moe's,"All right, all right, I'll be right there!",all right all right ill be right there,8 +148401,530,167,Marge Simpson: (MURMURS ANGRILY),729000,FALSE,1,1750,Marge Simpson,Back Room of Moe's,NA,NA,NA +148402,530,168,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - TV room - sunday night),745000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148403,530,169,Marge Simpson: (SMILES) Is it me or did this house just get classy?,745000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Is it me or did this house just get classy?,is it me or did this house just get classy,10 +148404,530,170,Bart Simpson: Mom! Lisa made me break a lamp!,752000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom! Lisa made me break a lamp!,mom lisa made me break a lamp,7 +148405,530,171,Lisa Simpson: Mom! Bart's twisting facts in an Orwellian fashion!,754000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom! Bart's twisting facts in an Orwellian fashion!,mom barts twisting facts in an orwellian fashion,8 +148406,530,172,Marge Simpson: Can I have one hour of grownup time where you two aren't tattling on each other or using obscure references?,758000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I have one hour of grownup time where you two aren't tattling on each other or using obscure references?,can i have one hour of grownup time where you two arent tattling on each other or using obscure references,20 +148407,530,173,"Lisa Simpson: Orwell, obscure? The author of ""Animal Farm?""",764000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Orwell, obscure? The author of ""Animal Farm?""",orwell obscure the author of animal farm,7 +148408,530,174,"Bart Simpson: (CUPPING HIS HAND, CONFIDENTIAL) Grampa says he was a Commie.",767000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Grampa says he was a Commie.,grampa says he was a commie,6 +148409,530,175,Marge Simpson: (SNAPPING) No tattling!,769000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No tattling!,no tattling,2 +148410,530,176,(Master Bedroom: int. master bedroom - continuous),778000,FALSE,NA,46,NA,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148411,530,177,"Pbs Announcer: (PBS VOICE) Upton Rectory is made possible by a sizeable endowment from Hooters Restaurants, and a generous grant from man named Generous Grant.",778000,TRUE,6362,46,Pbs Announcer,Master Bedroom,"Upton Rectory is made possible by a sizeable endowment from Hooters Restaurants, and a generous grant from man named Generous Grant.",upton rectory is made possible by a sizeable endowment from hooters restaurants and a generous grant from man named generous grant,21 +148412,530,178,Marge Simpson: (QUIETLY) Are you watching it?,791000,TRUE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,Are you watching it?,are you watching it,4 +148413,530,179,(Ben's Bedroom: int. ben's bedroom - continuous),794000,FALSE,NA,4237,NA,Ben's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148414,530,180,Ben: No. I can't. My wife's watching a reality show about a man who repossesses zoo animals.,794000,TRUE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,No. I can't. My wife's watching a reality show about a man who repossesses zoo animals.,no i cant my wifes watching a reality show about a man who repossesses zoo animals,16 +148415,530,181,"Ramona: (BRASSY) C'mon, taser that flamingo!",799000,TRUE,868,4237,Ramona,Ben's Bedroom,"C'mon, taser that flamingo!",cmon taser that flamingo,4 +148416,530,182,Ben: Can't believe I'm missing the finale.,802000,TRUE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,Can't believe I'm missing the finale.,cant believe im missing the finale,6 +148417,530,183,Marge Simpson: (THINKS) Hmm... Maybe I can help.,805000,TRUE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,Hmm... Maybe I can help.,hmm maybe i can help,5 +148418,530,184,"Mr. Drake: (BRITISH) Bless it all, Polly, I love you! And we shall be wed, by Boxing Day Eve, a.k.a. Christmas.",808000,TRUE,6363,4237,Mr. Drake,Ben's Bedroom,"Bless it all, Polly, I love you! And we shall be wed, by Boxing Day Eve, a.k.a. Christmas.",bless it all polly i love you and we shall be wed by boxing day eve aka christmas,18 +148419,530,185,"Polly: (QUICK, IRISH) But Lord Upton has forbidden it, on the grounds that he once saw me exchange pleasantries with the Egyptian Riding Master.",814000,TRUE,6364,4237,Polly,Ben's Bedroom,"But Lord Upton has forbidden it, on the grounds that he once saw me exchange pleasantries with the Egyptian Riding Master.",but lord upton has forbidden it on the grounds that he once saw me exchange pleasantries with the egyptian riding master,21 +148420,530,186,Marge Simpson: Can you follow everything okay?,820000,TRUE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,Can you follow everything okay?,can you follow everything okay,5 +149457,534,137,Fireman: (SMILING) All right.,725000,TRUE,1326,29,Fireman,Homer's Car,All right.,all right,2 +148421,530,187,Ben: I guess sometimes you just don't end up with the person you're supposed to.,822000,TRUE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,I guess sometimes you just don't end up with the person you're supposed to.,i guess sometimes you just dont end up with the person youre supposed to,14 +148422,530,188,"Patty Bouvier: Marge, can I use your free Amazon shipping?",827000,TRUE,10,4237,Patty Bouvier,Ben's Bedroom,"Marge, can I use your free Amazon shipping?",marge can i use your free amazon shipping,8 +148423,530,189,Marge Simpson: Not a good time!,830000,TRUE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,Not a good time!,not a good time,4 +148424,530,190,Patty Bouvier: (DOPPLER) I know your password!,831000,TRUE,10,4237,Patty Bouvier,Ben's Bedroom,I know your password!,i know your password,4 +148425,530,191,Lord Upton: (UPPER CLASS BRITISH) Drake... Polly... perhaps I was too hasty.,833000,TRUE,6365,4237,Lord Upton,Ben's Bedroom,Drake... Polly... perhaps I was too hasty.,drake polly perhaps i was too hasty,7 +148426,530,192,Polly: (GASP),833000,FALSE,6364,4237,Polly,Ben's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148427,530,193,Marge Simpson: (SPIT-TAKE),833000,FALSE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148428,530,194,"Lord Upton: Love should flower, even an ill-advised alliance between a coarse Irish maid and a man who once served me soup from the wrong side.",838000,TRUE,6365,4237,Lord Upton,Ben's Bedroom,"Love should flower, even an ill-advised alliance between a coarse Irish maid and a man who once served me soup from the wrong side.",love should flower even an ill-advised alliance between a coarse irish maid and a man who once served me soup from the wrong side,24 +148429,530,195,"Polly: (IRISH) He hasn't been the same since the war, Lord Upton.",847000,TRUE,6364,4237,Polly,Ben's Bedroom,"He hasn't been the same since the war, Lord Upton.",he hasnt been the same since the war lord upton,10 +148430,530,196,"Lord Upton: Hush, Polly. Whom you marry is none of your concern.",850000,TRUE,6365,4237,Lord Upton,Ben's Bedroom,"Hush, Polly. Whom you marry is none of your concern.",hush polly whom you marry is none of your concern,10 +148431,530,197,"Elderly Woman: (""MAGGIE SMITH"") I have something to say!",854000,TRUE,2163,4237,Elderly Woman,Ben's Bedroom,I have something to say!,i have something to say,5 +148432,530,198,Marge Simpson: The dowager grandmum!,856000,TRUE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,The dowager grandmum!,the dowager grandmum,3 +148433,530,199,DOWAGER GRANDMUM: (STERN) I'm afraid you cannot marry without a proper ring.,859000,TRUE,6366,4237,DOWAGER GRANDMUM,Ben's Bedroom,I'm afraid you cannot marry without a proper ring.,im afraid you cannot marry without a proper ring,9 +148434,530,200,DOWAGER GRANDMUM: (SWEET) Take mine. The Star of Bombay.,863000,TRUE,6366,4237,DOWAGER GRANDMUM,Ben's Bedroom,Take mine. The Star of Bombay.,take mine the star of bombay,6 +148435,530,201,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (MAD) Once again, India is denuded of her treasure by the imperialist devils.",867000,TRUE,208,4237,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Ben's Bedroom,"Once again, India is denuded of her treasure by the imperialist devils.",once again india is denuded of her treasure by the imperialist devils,12 +148436,530,202,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Why do we watch this show?,871000,TRUE,1975,4237,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,Ben's Bedroom,Why do we watch this show?,why do we watch this show,6 +148437,530,203,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Because I like the costumes!,873000,TRUE,208,4237,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Ben's Bedroom,Because I like the costumes!,because i like the costumes,5 +148438,530,204,Ben: (SATISFIED SIGHS),873000,FALSE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148439,530,205,Marge Simpson: I've never felt so flushed after watching public television.,880000,TRUE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,I've never felt so flushed after watching public television.,ive never felt so flushed after watching public television,9 +148440,530,206,Ben: Maybe sometime... we could... watch it in the same room.,884000,TRUE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,Maybe sometime... we could... watch it in the same room.,maybe sometime we could watch it in the same room,10 +148441,530,207,Marge Simpson: Chat room?,886000,TRUE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,Chat room?,chat room,2 +148442,530,208,Ben: Room room.,887000,TRUE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,Room room.,room room,2 +148443,530,209,Marge Simpson: Show's over! (SLAMS LAPTOP SHUT) Whoo! That turned ultra-steamy in a jiff!,888000,TRUE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,Show's over! Whoo! That turned ultra-steamy in a jiff!,shows over whoo that turned ultra-steamy in a jiff,9 +148444,530,210,Ben: I can still hear you.,892000,TRUE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,I can still hear you.,i can still hear you,5 +148445,530,211,Marge Simpson: (SCREAMS),892000,FALSE,1,4237,Marge Simpson,Ben's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148446,530,212,Ben: Still hear you.,895000,TRUE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,Still hear you.,still hear you,3 +148447,530,213,Ben: (SCREAMS),895000,FALSE,1548,4237,Ben,Ben's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148448,530,214,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - MORNING - ESTABLISHING),906000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148449,530,215,(Marge's Bedroom: int. Marge's bedroom - CONTINUOUS),906000,FALSE,NA,313,NA,Marge's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148450,530,216,"Lisa Simpson: Happy anniversary, Mom!",906000,TRUE,9,313,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"Happy anniversary, Mom!",happy anniversary mom,3 +148451,530,217,Bart Simpson: Our gift is us!,909000,TRUE,8,313,Bart Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,Our gift is us!,our gift is us,4 +148452,530,218,Lisa Simpson: Three kids with no money but plenty of love!,910000,TRUE,9,313,Lisa Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,Three kids with no money but plenty of love!,three kids with no money but plenty of love,9 +148453,530,219,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED) That's great. I wonder what surprise your father has in store.,913000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,That's great. I wonder what surprise your father has in store.,thats great i wonder what surprise your father has in store,11 +148454,530,220,"Homer Simpson: (NOISE OF GREAT AGONY) Boy, oh boy!",922000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"Boy, oh boy!",boy oh boy,3 +148455,530,221,"Homer Simpson: (NOISES OF GREAT PAIN) Marge, I threw my back out. Can you please refill this prescription right away?",924000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"Marge, I threw my back out. Can you please refill this prescription right away?",marge i threw my back out can you please refill this prescription right away,14 +149758,535,192,(GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT: Int. Gretchen's apartment - night),852000,FALSE,NA,4264,NA,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +148456,530,222,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Where's it from?,930000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,Where's it from?,wheres it from,3 +148457,530,223,Homer Simpson: It's in Drugtown. Not the nice part.,933000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,It's in Drugtown. Not the nice part.,its in drugtown not the nice part,7 +148458,530,224,Marge Simpson: That'll take hours! On our anniversary!,936000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,That'll take hours! On our anniversary!,thatll take hours on our anniversary,6 +148459,530,225,"Homer Simpson: And what better way to spend it than commemorating the glorious words you spoke ten years ago: ""for worse.""",939000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"And what better way to spend it than commemorating the glorious words you spoke ten years ago: ""for worse.""",and what better way to spend it than commemorating the glorious words you spoke ten years ago for worse,19 +148460,530,226,"Homer Simpson: (GIDDY) It's working. (DECISIVE:) She's gone! (CALLING OUT) All right, everyone, magically appear!",959000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"It's working. She's gone! All right, everyone, magically appear!",its working shes gone all right everyone magically appear,9 +148461,530,227,"Homer Simpson: Wow, Moe. Great shrub costume.",971000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"Wow, Moe. Great shrub costume.",wow moe great shrub costume,5 +148462,530,228,Moe Szyslak: Yeah. I sell 'em on the internet for like-minded people. Now let's lay some track.,973000,TRUE,17,313,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Bedroom,Yeah. I sell 'em on the internet for like-minded people. Now let's lay some track.,yeah i sell em on the internet for like-minded people now lets lay some track,15 +148463,530,229,"Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) You guys are the best. I just want you to know when I'm holding Marge in my arms tonight, I'll be thinking of all of you.",978000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"You guys are the best. I just want you to know when I'm holding Marge in my arms tonight, I'll be thinking of all of you.",you guys are the best i just want you to know when im holding marge in my arms tonight ill be thinking of all of you,26 +148464,530,230,"Homer's Friends: (CHEER, THEN GROSSED-OUT NOISE)",978000,FALSE,6367,313,Homer's Friends,Marge's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148465,530,231,(SEEDY-LOOKING STREET: ext. seedy-looking street - day - late afternoon),992000,FALSE,NA,4238,NA,SEEDY-LOOKING STREET,NA,NA,NA +148466,530,232,(Car: Int. car - continuous),992000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +148467,530,233,Marge Simpson: (MUTTERING) When does it get better? When he's eight hundred pounds and has to be cut out of the house to go to a movie?,992000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,When does it get better? When he's eight hundred pounds and has to be cut out of the house to go to a movie?,when does it get better when hes eight hundred pounds and has to be cut out of the house to go to a movie,24 +148468,530,234,800-Pound Homer: (SAD) I lost my cleaning stick in my belly fat. But I found a kitten.,998000,TRUE,6368,2,800-Pound Homer,Car,I lost my cleaning stick in my belly fat. But I found a kitten.,i lost my cleaning stick in my belly fat but i found a kitten,14 +148469,530,235,"Marge Simpson: (KIND) That is so sweet! (MAD) There I go again, settling!",1004000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,"That is so sweet! There I go again, settling!",that is so sweet there i go again settling,9 +148470,530,236,"Thought Bubble Ben: Marge, run off with me. Bring your kid.",1008000,TRUE,6369,2,Thought Bubble Ben,Car,"Marge, run off with me. Bring your kid.",marge run off with me bring your kid,8 +148471,530,237,Marge Simpson: I have three kids.,1010000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,I have three kids.,i have three kids,4 +148472,530,238,"Thought Bubble Ben: Whoa, you really went all in with this guy, didn't you?",1012000,TRUE,6369,2,Thought Bubble Ben,Car,"Whoa, you really went all in with this guy, didn't you?",whoa you really went all in with this guy didnt you,11 +148473,530,239,Marge Simpson: Get out of my head!,1015000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,Get out of my head!,get out of my head,5 +148474,530,240,Ben: I guess this is goodbye then.,1017000,TRUE,1548,2,Ben,Car,I guess this is goodbye then.,i guess this is goodbye then,6 +148475,530,241,Ben: (SINGS) SOMEDAY / WHEN I'M AWFULLY LOW / WHEN THE WORLD IS COLD,1023000,TRUE,1548,2,Ben,Car,SOMEDAY / WHEN I'M AWFULLY LOW / WHEN THE WORLD IS COLD,someday when im awfully low when the world is cold,10 +148476,530,242,Marge Simpson: I said no!,1031000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,I said no!,i said no,3 +148477,530,243,Ben: Fine. Sorry.,1033000,TRUE,1548,2,Ben,Car,Fine. Sorry.,fine sorry,2 +148478,530,244,"Ben: (SINGS) JUST THINKING OF YOU, MARGE...AND THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT. (SPOKEN) The Nelson Riddle Orchestra!",1036000,TRUE,1548,2,Ben,Car,"JUST THINKING OF YOU, MARGE...AND THE WAY YOU LOOK TONIGHT. The Nelson Riddle Orchestra!",just thinking of you margeand the way you look tonight the nelson riddle orchestra,14 +148479,530,245,Marge Simpson: Leave me alone!,1047000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,Leave me alone!,leave me alone,3 +148480,530,246,"Ben: (DEJECTED) Fine. (TO ORCHESTRA) Sorry, guys, you're dead again.",1049000,TRUE,1548,2,Ben,Car,"Fine. Sorry, guys, you're dead again.",fine sorry guys youre dead again,6 +148481,530,247,Marge Simpson: I'm gonna do what I've done at every key point of my life: suck it in and smile.,1057000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,I'm gonna do what I've done at every key point of my life: suck it in and smile.,im gonna do what ive done at every key point of my life suck it in and smile,18 +148482,530,248,Chief Wiggum: There goes a woman who's unhappy with her partner.,1064000,TRUE,71,2,Chief Wiggum,Car,There goes a woman who's unhappy with her partner.,there goes a woman whos unhappy with her partner,9 +148483,530,249,Lou: I know how she feels.,1067000,TRUE,91,2,Lou,Car,I know how she feels.,i know how she feels,5 +148484,530,250,Chief Wiggum: What was that?,1069000,TRUE,71,2,Chief Wiggum,Car,What was that?,what was that,3 +148485,530,251,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - EVENING),1080000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148486,530,252,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED) What the?,1080000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What the?,what the,2 +148487,530,253,Lisa Simpson: Happy anniversary!,1081000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Happy anniversary!,happy anniversary,2 +148488,530,254,Marge Simpson: Oh my God. Our train! Homie you do care. You care a lot!,1085000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh my God. Our train! Homie you do care. You care a lot!,oh my god our train homie you do care you care a lot,13 +148489,530,255,Marge Simpson: What a wonderful anniversary.,1092000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What a wonderful anniversary.,what a wonderful anniversary,4 +148490,530,256,Homer Simpson: You think we'll last twenty-five years?,1094000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You think we'll last twenty-five years?,you think well last twenty-five years,6 +148491,530,257,Bart Simpson: (TO CAMERA) Nothing should.,1097000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Nothing should.,nothing should,2 +148492,530,258,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Trains. They can fix every marriage.,1101000,TRUE,140,5,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Simpson Home,Trains. They can fix every marriage.,trains they can fix every marriage,6 +148493,530,259,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Ugh. Happy moment derailed by the bi-polar express. (LOOKS AROUND) None of you heard that.,1107000,TRUE,140,5,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Simpson Home,Ugh. Happy moment derailed by the bi-polar express. None of you heard that.,ugh happy moment derailed by the bi-polar express none of you heard that,13 +148494,530,260,Crowd: (CHEERS) Happy anniversary!,1113000,TRUE,75,5,Crowd,Simpson Home,Happy anniversary!,happy anniversary,2 +148495,530,261,Ramona: Where is she? Where the hell is Marge Simpson?,1115000,TRUE,868,5,Ramona,Simpson Home,Where is she? Where the hell is Marge Simpson?,where is she where the hell is marge simpson,9 +148496,530,262,"Ben: Ramona, please! When you asked me who she was and where she lived, I never dreamed you'd go confront her.",1119000,TRUE,1548,5,Ben,Simpson Home,"Ramona, please! When you asked me who she was and where she lived, I never dreamed you'd go confront her.",ramona please when you asked me who she was and where she lived i never dreamed youd go confront her,20 +148497,530,263,Marge Simpson: (NERVOUS NOISE) I'm Marge Simpson.,1124000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm Marge Simpson.,im marge simpson,3 +148498,530,264,"Ramona: So, you're the kind of man-eater Hall and Oates warned us all about.",1127000,TRUE,868,5,Ramona,Simpson Home,"So, you're the kind of man-eater Hall and Oates warned us all about.",so youre the kind of man-eater hall and oates warned us all about,13 +148499,530,265,Homer Simpson: (WALKS UP) Hall and Oates? What's going on here?!,1132000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hall and Oates? What's going on here?!,hall and oates whats going on here,7 +148500,530,266,Ramona: Your wife and my husband have been watching British TV together.,1134000,TRUE,868,5,Ramona,Simpson Home,Your wife and my husband have been watching British TV together.,your wife and my husband have been watching british tv together,11 +148501,530,267,Homer Simpson: Costume drama or naughty comedy?,1138000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Costume drama or naughty comedy?,costume drama or naughty comedy,5 +148502,530,268,Marge Simpson: (SEPARATING THEM) Drama! Drama!,1140000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Drama! Drama!,drama drama,2 +148503,530,269,"Homer Simpson: You just dodged a bullet, Mister Sugarpants.",1141000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You just dodged a bullet, Mister Sugarpants.",you just dodged a bullet mister sugarpants,7 +148504,530,270,"Marge Simpson: Ben, Ramona, I wanna tell you something I've learned over ten years of marriage. The secret is: no secrets, except good secrets like this train.",1145000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ben, Ramona, I wanna tell you something I've learned over ten years of marriage. The secret is: no secrets, except good secrets like this train.",ben ramona i wanna tell you something ive learned over ten years of marriage the secret is no secrets except good secrets like this train,25 +148505,530,271,"Homer Simpson: My only secrets are my marathon time isn't four twenty-six, it's never; I often go online to see how Lindsay Wagner's looking now - fabulous; and I once pushed a kid off a swing and he broke his wrist or something. But it's no secret how much I love my Margie.",1157000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"My only secrets are my marathon time isn't four twenty-six, it's never; I often go online to see how Lindsay Wagner's looking now - fabulous; and I once pushed a kid off a swing and he broke his wrist or something. But it's no secret how much I love my Margie.",my only secrets are my marathon time isnt four twenty-six its never i often go online to see how lindsay wagners looking now - fabulous and i once pushed a kid off a swing and he broke his wrist or something but its no secret how much i love my margie,51 +148506,530,272,"Ramona: Look at them, coochie cooing like that time our connecting flight was delayed and we got drunk and friendly in the Admiral's Club.",1176000,TRUE,868,5,Ramona,Simpson Home,"Look at them, coochie cooing like that time our connecting flight was delayed and we got drunk and friendly in the Admiral's Club.",look at them coochie cooing like that time our connecting flight was delayed and we got drunk and friendly in the admirals club,23 +148507,530,273,"Ben: That was you? I mean, (STAMMERS) it was wonderful. And you're fighting for me. Maybe that means you still care.",1184000,TRUE,1548,5,Ben,Simpson Home,"That was you? I mean, it was wonderful. And you're fighting for me. Maybe that means you still care.",that was you i mean it was wonderful and youre fighting for me maybe that means you still care,19 +148508,530,274,Ramona: Of course I do. Now let's go home and spend a romantic night looking through your computer's browsing history.,1191000,TRUE,868,5,Ramona,Simpson Home,Of course I do. Now let's go home and spend a romantic night looking through your computer's browsing history.,of course i do now lets go home and spend a romantic night looking through your computers browsing history,19 +148509,530,275,Ben: That exists? Oh boy.,1197000,TRUE,1548,5,Ben,Simpson Home,That exists? Oh boy.,that exists oh boy,4 +148510,530,276,Homer Simpson: Honey... just what was going on with you and that guy?,1199000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Honey... just what was going on with you and that guy?,honey just what was going on with you and that guy,11 +148511,530,277,"Marge Simpson: Well, I was trying to buy you snack cakes...",1203000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I was trying to buy you snack cakes...",well i was trying to buy you snack cakes,9 +148512,530,278,"Homer Simpson: Oh baby, that's all I needed to hear.",1206000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh baby, that's all I needed to hear.",oh baby thats all i needed to hear,8 +148513,530,279,Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) How did we get here?,1224000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How did we get here?,how did we get here,5 +148514,530,280,Female Singer: (SINGS) MARGE WAS FEELING LONELY AND BORED / EVERY NIGHT SHE WAS IGNORED,1232000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,MARGE WAS FEELING LONELY AND BORED / EVERY NIGHT SHE WAS IGNORED,marge was feeling lonely and bored every night she was ignored,11 +148515,530,281,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) BUT WHEN MARGE WENT BOO HOO / I WAS BUILDING A CHOO-CHOO...,1239000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,BUT WHEN MARGE WENT BOO HOO / I WAS BUILDING A CHOO-CHOO...,but when marge went boo hoo i was building a choo-choo,11 +148516,530,282,Marge Simpson: (SINGS) AND LOVE CONQUERED ALL / WITH A TRAIN FROM THE MALL,1245000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,AND LOVE CONQUERED ALL / WITH A TRAIN FROM THE MALL,and love conquered all with a train from the mall,10 +148517,530,283,"Female Singer: (SINGS) SO THAT VERY SAME NIGHT / BEN WENT BACK ON THE SITE / AND HE LINED UP A DATE / WITH ""SELMA-B-88.""",1252000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,"SO THAT VERY SAME NIGHT / BEN WENT BACK ON THE SITE / AND HE LINED UP A DATE / WITH ""SELMA-B-88.""",so that very same night ben went back on the site and he lined up a date with selma-b-88,19 +148518,530,284,Female Singer: (SINGS) SHE SAID THAT SHE'S SMOKIN',1264000,TRUE,423,5,Female Singer,Simpson Home,SHE SAID THAT SHE'S SMOKIN',she said that shes smokin,5 +148519,530,285,Selma Bouvier: (SINGS) AND I WASN'T JOKIN',1266000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,AND I WASN'T JOKIN',and i wasnt jokin,4 +148520,530,286,Ben: (BLOOD-CURDLING SCREAM),1266000,FALSE,1548,5,Ben,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148521,530,287,Marge Simpson: (SINGS) FIND LOVE ON THE NET,1270000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,FIND LOVE ON THE NET,find love on the net,5 +148522,530,288,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET...,1272000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,YOU DESERVE WHAT YOU GET...,you deserve what you get,5 +148523,530,289,Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) THREE AWESOME KIDS AND A LIFE OF REGRET!,1274000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,THREE AWESOME KIDS AND A LIFE OF REGRET!,three awesome kids and a life of regret,8 +148524,530,290,Grampa Simpson: (SPOKEN) And now it's time for Grampa's song!,1279000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,And now it's time for Grampa's song!,and now its time for grampas song,7 +148525,530,291,Grampa Simpson: (SINGS) DOWN BY THE OLD -- NOT THE NEW BUT THE OLD / MILL STREAM -- NOT THE RIVER BUT THE STREAM... / WHERE I FIRST -- NOT THE SECOND OR THE--,1281000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,DOWN BY THE OLD -- NOT THE NEW BUT THE OLD / MILL STREAM -- NOT THE RIVER BUT THE STREAM... / WHERE I FIRST -- NOT THE SECOND OR THE--,down by the old -- not the new but the old mill stream -- not the river but the stream where i first -- not the second or the--,29 +148526,531,0,Ronald Reagan: America faces an ominous new threat -- terrorism.,76000,TRUE,1145,NA,Ronald Reagan,NA,America faces an ominous new threat -- terrorism.,america faces an ominous new threat -- terrorism,8 +148527,531,1,"George H. W. Bush: ...We must be vigilant. Secure every home, every church, every Kwik-E-Mart and Presidential Library.",80000,TRUE,6370,NA,George H. W. Bush,NA,"...We must be vigilant. Secure every home, every church, every Kwik-E-Mart and Presidential Library.",we must be vigilant secure every home every church every kwik-e-mart and presidential library,14 +148528,531,2,"Bill Clinton: I grew up in a little town in Arkansas whose name, ironically, was Terrorism.",87000,TRUE,1403,NA,Bill Clinton,NA,"I grew up in a little town in Arkansas whose name, ironically, was Terrorism.",i grew up in a little town in arkansas whose name ironically was terrorism,14 +148529,531,3,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson HOUSE - kitchen - morning),104000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148530,531,4,"Lisa Simpson: Oooh, there's new marshmallows in the Belfast Charms!",104000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oooh, there's new marshmallows in the Belfast Charms!",oooh theres new marshmallows in the belfast charms,8 +148531,531,5,"Marge Simpson: (PANICKED) No! No, that's Bart's cereal!",108000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No! No, that's Bart's cereal!",no no thats barts cereal,5 +148532,531,6,"Marge Simpson: It's the only way I can get him to take his (AIR QUOTES) ""vitamins.""",111000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's the only way I can get him to take his ""vitamins.""",its the only way i can get him to take his vitamins,12 +148533,531,7,Marge Simpson: Eat up.,111000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Eat up.,eat up,2 +148534,531,8,Bart Simpson: (SMOOTHLY) The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.,121000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,The sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side.,the sum of the square roots of any two sides of an isosceles triangle is equal to the square root of the remaining side,24 +148535,531,9,Lisa Simpson: That's not right.,126000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's not right.,thats not right,3 +148536,531,10,"Bart Simpson: Yes it is, they're my lines as the scarecrow in ""The Wizard of Oz.""",126000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes it is, they're my lines as the scarecrow in ""The Wizard of Oz.""",yes it is theyre my lines as the scarecrow in the wizard of oz,14 +148537,531,11,"Homer Simpson: Okay. I'm ready for the Nuclear Workers Convention! It's a little sad. The guys who did the funny skit last year well, they're all very sick.",131000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay. I'm ready for the Nuclear Workers Convention! It's a little sad. The guys who did the funny skit last year well, they're all very sick.",okay im ready for the nuclear workers convention its a little sad the guys who did the funny skit last year well theyre all very sick,26 +148538,531,12,Marge Simpson: Did you pack everything you need?,139000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you pack everything you need?,did you pack everything you need,6 +148539,531,13,"Homer Simpson: Even better, I never unpacked from the time we went to Hawaii.",140000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Even better, I never unpacked from the time we went to Hawaii.",even better i never unpacked from the time we went to hawaii,12 +148540,531,14,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, my lava's almost cooled!",149000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, my lava's almost cooled!",ooh my lavas almost cooled,5 +148541,531,15,Grampa Simpson: I'm still cold!,155000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm still cold!,im still cold,3 +148542,531,16,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - later),158000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +148579,531,53,"Halpern: (PLAYFUL BOXING NOISES TURNING SERIOUS) (HALPERN) Take that! In your face, boy! Ow, ow! / (HOMER) (GIDDY LAUGHS) Hey! You stupid...",265000,TRUE,6373,894,Halpern,Ballroom,"Take that! In your face, boy! Ow, ow! / Hey! You stupid...",take that in your face boy ow ow hey you stupid,11 +148543,531,17,"Homer Simpson: (SHUTS TRUNK, SAD) A whole weekend away from my family. (HEAVY SIGH) I can't believe I have to miss taking the kids to buy gym uniforms. Send me a picture?",158000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,A whole weekend away from my family. I can't believe I have to miss taking the kids to buy gym uniforms. Send me a picture?,a whole weekend away from my family i cant believe i have to miss taking the kids to buy gym uniforms send me a picture,25 +148544,531,18,Marge Simpson: Poor guy.,171000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Poor guy.,poor guy,2 +148545,531,19,Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Salt of the earth.,172000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Salt of the earth.,salt of the earth,4 +148546,531,20,(Lenny's Car: int. lenny's car - continuous),178000,FALSE,NA,4239,NA,Lenny's Car,NA,NA,NA +148547,531,21,Carl Carlson: Convention! Convention!,178000,TRUE,170,4239,Carl Carlson,Lenny's Car,Convention! Convention!,convention convention,2 +148548,531,22,(Car: eXT. CAR - continuous),181000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +148549,531,23,Carl Carlson: Convention!,181000,TRUE,170,2,Carl Carlson,Car,Convention!,convention,1 +148550,531,24,(Airplane: Ext. airplane - continuous),181000,FALSE,NA,416,NA,Airplane,NA,NA,NA +148551,531,25,Carl Carlson: Convention!,181000,TRUE,170,416,Carl Carlson,Airplane,Convention!,convention,1 +148552,531,26,(Plane: Ext. plane - continuous),184000,FALSE,NA,1944,NA,Plane,NA,NA,NA +148553,531,27,Carl Carlson: Convention!,184000,TRUE,170,1944,Carl Carlson,Plane,Convention!,convention,1 +148554,531,28,Flight Attendant: Oxygen masks on.,186000,TRUE,525,1944,Flight Attendant,Plane,Oxygen masks on.,oxygen masks on,3 +148555,531,29,Carl Carlson: (MUFFLED) Convention!,187000,TRUE,170,1944,Carl Carlson,Plane,Convention!,convention,1 +148556,531,30,Carl Carlson: Convention!!!,189000,TRUE,170,1944,Carl Carlson,Plane,Convention!!!,convention,1 +148557,531,31,(Boise: ext. Boise - day - establishing),202000,FALSE,NA,4240,NA,Boise,NA,NA,NA +148558,531,32,(Hotel Ballroom: int. HOTEL BALLROOM - continuous),202000,FALSE,NA,665,NA,Hotel Ballroom,NA,NA,NA +148559,531,33,"Carl Carlson: Man, I love conventions.",202000,TRUE,170,665,Carl Carlson,Hotel Ballroom,"Man, I love conventions.",man i love conventions,4 +148560,531,34,"Lenny Leonard: Yeah, they're the perfect combination of work, and binge drinking.",203000,TRUE,165,665,Lenny Leonard,Hotel Ballroom,"Yeah, they're the perfect combination of work, and binge drinking.",yeah theyre the perfect combination of work and binge drinking,10 +148561,531,35,"Homer Simpson: Now look guys, we are here for one important reason: to get free swag.",207000,TRUE,2,665,Homer Simpson,Hotel Ballroom,"Now look guys, we are here for one important reason: to get free swag.",now look guys we are here for one important reason to get free swag,14 +148562,531,36,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) SWAG! I'M GONNA GRAB FOREVER / STUFF THAT I REALLY DON'T NEED / SWAG!,211000,TRUE,2,665,Homer Simpson,Hotel Ballroom,SWAG! I'M GONNA GRAB FOREVER / STUFF THAT I REALLY DON'T NEED / SWAG!,swag im gonna grab forever stuff that i really dont need swag,12 +148563,531,37,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) I'M GONNA HAVE FORTY KEY CHAINS! / AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE FORTY KEYS! / SWAG!,218000,TRUE,2,665,Homer Simpson,Hotel Ballroom,I'M GONNA HAVE FORTY KEY CHAINS! / AND I DON'T EVEN HAVE FORTY KEYS! / SWAG!,im gonna have forty key chains and i dont even have forty keys swag,14 +148564,531,38,Booth Worker: Interested in learning a procedure that could save your life?,224000,TRUE,6371,665,Booth Worker,Hotel Ballroom,Interested in learning a procedure that could save your life?,interested in learning a procedure that could save your life,10 +148565,531,39,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS, À LA THE ""REMEMBER"" PART OF THE SONG) MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF...",226000,TRUE,2,665,Homer Simpson,Hotel Ballroom,"MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF...",more free stuff more free stuff more free stuff more free stuff,12 +148566,531,40,"Booth Worker: Um, all I have are these spec sheets.",229000,TRUE,6371,665,Booth Worker,Hotel Ballroom,"Um, all I have are these spec sheets.",um all i have are these spec sheets,8 +148567,531,41,"Homer Simpson: (STILL SINGING WHILE NODDING TO THE SPEC SHEETS) MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF...",231000,TRUE,2,665,Homer Simpson,Hotel Ballroom,"MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF, MORE FREE STUFF...",more free stuff more free stuff more free stuff,9 +148568,531,42,Carl Carlson: (SING) SWAG!,233000,TRUE,170,665,Carl Carlson,Hotel Ballroom,SWAG!,swag,1 +148569,531,43,(Boise Astoria: Ext. Boise Astoria - evening - establishing),241000,FALSE,NA,4241,NA,Boise Astoria,NA,NA,NA +148570,531,44,(Ballroom: int. ballroom - evening),241000,FALSE,NA,894,NA,Ballroom,NA,NA,NA +148571,531,45,"Carl Carlson: (EXCITED) There's that woman I always have a ""same time next year"" affair with.",241000,TRUE,170,894,Carl Carlson,Ballroom,"There's that woman I always have a ""same time next year"" affair with.",theres that woman i always have a same time next year affair with,13 +148572,531,46,Lenny Leonard: (EXCITED) And she's with her frumpy friend I always have dinner with when you two disappear.,248000,TRUE,165,894,Lenny Leonard,Ballroom,And she's with her frumpy friend I always have dinner with when you two disappear.,and shes with her frumpy friend i always have dinner with when you two disappear,15 +148573,531,47,Frumpy Friend: (SEDUCTIVE NOISE),248000,FALSE,6372,894,Frumpy Friend,Ballroom,NA,NA,NA +148574,531,48,Halpern: Put up your nukes! (LAUGHS),254000,TRUE,6373,894,Halpern,Ballroom,Put up your nukes!,put up your nukes,4 +148575,531,49,Lenny Leonard: Halpern!,254000,TRUE,165,894,Lenny Leonard,Ballroom,Halpern!,halpern,1 +148576,531,50,Carl Carlson: (LAUGHS) The wild man of Wichita!,258000,TRUE,170,894,Carl Carlson,Ballroom,The wild man of Wichita!,the wild man of wichita,5 +148577,531,51,Homer Simpson: I still haven't forgiven you for putting that dead goat in my bed!,260000,TRUE,2,894,Homer Simpson,Ballroom,I still haven't forgiven you for putting that dead goat in my bed!,i still havent forgiven you for putting that dead goat in my bed,13 +148578,531,52,Halpern: He wasn't dead till you rolled over on him!,263000,TRUE,6373,894,Halpern,Ballroom,He wasn't dead till you rolled over on him!,he wasnt dead till you rolled over on him,9 +148580,531,54,"Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) I'll kill you, you son of a--",271000,TRUE,2,894,Homer Simpson,Ballroom,"I'll kill you, you son of a--",ill kill you you son of a--,7 +148581,531,55,"Halpern: (BROMANTIC NOISES) / (HALPERN) Aw, come here, you.",273000,TRUE,6373,894,Halpern,Ballroom,"/ Aw, come here, you.",aw come here you,4 +148582,531,56,"Lenny Leonard: Some party, huh?",277000,TRUE,165,894,Lenny Leonard,Ballroom,"Some party, huh?",some party huh,3 +148583,531,57,"Halpern: (DISMISSIVE SNORT) It could be... (WICKED) if we introduce Sherman from I.T...to my good friend ""Spike.""",279000,TRUE,6373,894,Halpern,Ballroom,"It could be... if we introduce Sherman from I.T...to my good friend ""Spike.""",it could be if we introduce sherman from itto my good friend spike,13 +148584,531,58,"Lenny Leonard: Halpern, what will you think of next?",284000,TRUE,165,894,Lenny Leonard,Ballroom,"Halpern, what will you think of next?",halpern what will you think of next,7 +148585,531,59,"Halpern: Nothing, this is it.",287000,TRUE,6373,894,Halpern,Ballroom,"Nothing, this is it.",nothing this is it,4 +148586,531,60,"Sherman: (DRUNK) Hey, here's a brainstorm for ya. Check if it's plugged in before you call I.T.! You think I like talking you monkeys through a password change?",288000,TRUE,1520,894,Sherman,Ballroom,"Hey, here's a brainstorm for ya. Check if it's plugged in before you call I.T.! You think I like talking you monkeys through a password change?",hey heres a brainstorm for ya check if its plugged in before you call it you think i like talking you monkeys through a password change,26 +148587,531,61,Halpern: (CRACKING UP/WHOOPS),288000,FALSE,6373,894,Halpern,Ballroom,NA,NA,NA +148588,531,62,Homer Simpson: (VERY DRUNK) To texting!,306000,TRUE,2,894,Homer Simpson,Ballroom,To texting!,to texting,2 +148589,531,63,(Springfield Airport: ext. springfield airport - a few days later),313000,FALSE,NA,176,NA,Springfield Airport,NA,NA,NA +148590,531,64,Marge Simpson: (EXCITEDLY) Hello! (LOOKS AROUND) Where's Homer?,313000,TRUE,1,176,Marge Simpson,Springfield Airport,Hello! Where's Homer?,hello wheres homer,3 +148591,531,65,"Carl Carlson: (THINKING, THEN STUMPED) Homer? Homer? When did I see him last? Geez, I don't know.",316000,TRUE,170,176,Carl Carlson,Springfield Airport,"Homer? Homer? When did I see him last? Geez, I don't know.",homer homer when did i see him last geez i dont know,12 +148592,531,66,"Lenny Leonard: Yeah, Homer's a great guy, but that doesn't mean I constantly think about whether he's still alive or not.",321000,TRUE,165,176,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Airport,"Yeah, Homer's a great guy, but that doesn't mean I constantly think about whether he's still alive or not.",yeah homers a great guy but that doesnt mean i constantly think about whether hes still alive or not,19 +148593,531,67,Carl Carlson: You're taking a picture of them in their moment of grief?,332000,TRUE,170,176,Carl Carlson,Springfield Airport,You're taking a picture of them in their moment of grief?,youre taking a picture of them in their moment of grief,11 +148594,531,68,"Lenny Leonard: It's okay. This camera has an ""Auto cheer"" feature.",334000,TRUE,165,176,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Airport,"It's okay. This camera has an ""Auto cheer"" feature.",its okay this camera has an auto cheer feature,9 +148595,531,69,Carl Carlson: Awww.,340000,TRUE,170,176,Carl Carlson,Springfield Airport,Awww.,awww,1 +148596,531,70,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - day),341000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148597,531,71,"Selma Bouvier: Well, he's not in the Boise morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to Kenya.",341000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Well, he's not in the Boise morgue. Maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to Kenya.",well hes not in the boise morgue maybe he was mistaken for a dead elephant and flown back to kenya,20 +148598,531,72,Marge Simpson: You're talking about my husband!,347000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You're talking about my husband!,youre talking about my husband,5 +148599,531,73,"Selma Bouvier: To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the blob.",349000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"To spare your feelings, we'll just call him the blob.",to spare your feelings well just call him the blob,10 +148600,531,74,Patty Bouvier: Two to one says the blob is stuck in the water intake pipe at the reservoir.,352000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Two to one says the blob is stuck in the water intake pipe at the reservoir.,two to one says the blob is stuck in the water intake pipe at the reservoir,16 +148601,531,75,Marge Simpson: Please. I need people here who are helpful and sensitive.,357000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Please. I need people here who are helpful and sensitive.,please i need people here who are helpful and sensitive,10 +148602,531,76,"Chief Wiggum: Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble getting the voicemails off the nine-one-one line. Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky?",361000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Sorry I'm late, everyone. I had some trouble getting the voicemails off the nine-one-one line. Why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky?",sorry im late everyone i had some trouble getting the voicemails off the nine-one-one line why does everyone have to talk so fast and panicky,25 +148603,531,77,Man On Phone: (CLEARLY ENUNCIATING EVERY WORD SPEAKING DELIBERATELY) A man with a gun is in my house.,368000,TRUE,718,5,Man On Phone,Simpson Home,A man with a gun is in my house.,a man with a gun is in my house,9 +148604,531,78,Chief Wiggum: Gibberish! (SHUTS OFF PHONE),372000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,Gibberish!,gibberish,1 +148605,531,79,"Homer Simpson: (FLATLY) Hello, everyone.",378000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, everyone.",hello everyone,2 +148606,531,80,Marge Simpson: Homie! What happened to you?,381000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie! What happened to you?,homie what happened to you,5 +148607,531,81,"Homer Simpson: I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight.",383000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I overslept, lost my cell phone, missed my flight.",i overslept lost my cell phone missed my flight,9 +148608,531,82,Marge Simpson: Why didn't you call us?,386000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why didn't you call us?,why didnt you call us,5 +148609,531,83,Homer Simpson: All the payphones at the airport were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I had all the cookie dough toppings a man could want.,388000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,All the payphones at the airport were replaced by self-serve yogurt. I had all the cookie dough toppings a man could want.,all the payphones at the airport were replaced by self-serve yogurt i had all the cookie dough toppings a man could want,22 +148642,531,116,"Marge Simpson: Well, what made you--",553000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, what made you--",well what made you--,4 +148610,531,84,Bart Simpson: (SOMBER) So many cookies will never be born...,395000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,So many cookies will never be born...,so many cookies will never be born,7 +148611,531,85,Marge Simpson: Well... I guess all that matters is everything's back to normal.,398000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Well... I guess all that matters is everything's back to normal.,well i guess all that matters is everythings back to normal,11 +148612,531,86,"Homer Simpson: (VERY FLAT) Yes, back to normal.",419000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, back to normal.",yes back to normal,4 +148613,531,87,Marge Simpson: Dear Christian God...,429000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Dear Christian God...,dear christian god,3 +148614,531,88,Lisa Simpson: Hey!,431000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Hey!,hey,1 +148615,531,89,Marge Simpson: Sorry. (STARTING OVER) Dear God... (UNDER HER BREATH) you know which one I mean... (BACK TO NORMAL VOICE) thank you for returning our Homie. He's still got a lot of unfinished business down here.,431000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Sorry. Dear God... you know which one I mean... thank you for returning our Homie. He's still got a lot of unfinished business down here.,sorry dear god you know which one i mean thank you for returning our homie hes still got a lot of unfinished business down here,25 +148616,531,90,(KITCHEN: Int. kitchen - another angle),442000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +148617,531,91,Marge Simpson: Amen.,442000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,Amen.,amen,1 +148618,531,92,"Lisa Simpson: I'm glad you're back, Dad. It's hard to sleep with one un-kissed cheek.",444000,TRUE,9,6,Lisa Simpson,KITCHEN,"I'm glad you're back, Dad. It's hard to sleep with one un-kissed cheek.",im glad youre back dad its hard to sleep with one un-kissed cheek,13 +148619,531,93,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, it's tough being man of the house. You left some big underpants to fill. I didn't know they made Underoos in size fifty-two.",449000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,"Yeah, it's tough being man of the house. You left some big underpants to fill. I didn't know they made Underoos in size fifty-two.",yeah its tough being man of the house you left some big underpants to fill i didnt know they made underoos in size fifty-two,24 +148620,531,94,"Homer Simpson: (SERIOUS) They're called ""Superoos,"" son. With pictures of the cast of ""The Expendables"".",455000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,"They're called ""Superoos,"" son. With pictures of the cast of ""The Expendables"".",theyre called superoos son with pictures of the cast of the expendables,12 +148621,531,95,"Bart Simpson: More like the ""Expandables""! (CHUCKLES)",460000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,"More like the ""Expandables""!",more like the expandables,4 +148622,531,96,Bart Simpson: Why didn't you strangle me?,460000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,Why didn't you strangle me?,why didnt you strangle me,5 +148623,531,97,Homer Simpson: (CALMLY) That kind of small scale violence solves nothing.,466000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,That kind of small scale violence solves nothing.,that kind of small scale violence solves nothing,8 +148624,531,98,"Marge Simpson: Couldn't agree more! Now, to celebrate... (PULLS LID OFF PLATTER) ta-da! Pork chops crusted with Cheeto dust!",469000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,"Couldn't agree more! Now, to celebrate... ta-da! Pork chops crusted with Cheeto dust!",couldnt agree more now to celebrate ta-da pork chops crusted with cheeto dust,13 +148625,531,99,"Homer Simpson: Uh, I'll pass on the pork.",480000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,"Uh, I'll pass on the pork.",uh ill pass on the pork,6 +148626,531,100,Marge Simpson: (LOUD SPIT TAKE NOISE),480000,FALSE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +148627,531,101,"Homer Simpson: I'll just enjoy these green beans with slivered almonds. (RAPTUROUS) Mmm, so slivered.",487000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,"I'll just enjoy these green beans with slivered almonds. Mmm, so slivered.",ill just enjoy these green beans with slivered almonds mmm so slivered,12 +148628,531,102,Lisa Simpson: (WHISPERS) Bart! Why is the Dad I always wished for creeping me out?,498000,TRUE,9,6,Lisa Simpson,KITCHEN,Bart! Why is the Dad I always wished for creeping me out?,bart why is the dad i always wished for creeping me out,12 +148629,531,103,Bart Simpson: (BLASÉ) I'unno. 'Cause you're incapable of experiencing joy?,502000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,I'unno. 'Cause you're incapable of experiencing joy?,iunno cause youre incapable of experiencing joy,7 +148630,531,104,Lisa Simpson: Point taken.,506000,TRUE,9,6,Lisa Simpson,KITCHEN,Point taken.,point taken,2 +148631,531,105,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, what's that on your lap?!",509000,TRUE,9,6,Lisa Simpson,KITCHEN,"Dad, what's that on your lap?!",dad whats that on your lap,6 +148632,531,106,Homer Simpson: A napkin.,511000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,A napkin.,a napkin,2 +148633,531,107,Lisa Simpson: (STUNNED NOISE),511000,FALSE,9,6,Lisa Simpson,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +148634,531,108,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S - night),516000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +148635,531,109,"Moe Szyslak: Glad you're back, buddy. You've got a lot of catching up to do.",516000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Glad you're back, buddy. You've got a lot of catching up to do.",glad youre back buddy youve got a lot of catching up to do,13 +148636,531,110,"Homer Simpson: (NOISE OF PAIN, THEN) Can I just get a glass of water?",528000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Can I just get a glass of water?,can i just get a glass of water,8 +148637,531,111,Moe Szyslak: Water?! That stuff killed my grandmother!,531000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Water?! That stuff killed my grandmother!,water that stuff killed my grandmother,6 +148638,531,112,Moe Szyslak: So sad.,534000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,So sad.,so sad,2 +148639,531,113,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson House - master bedroom - later that night),542000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148640,531,114,Marge Simpson: (WHISPERED) I've been having snuggle dreams!,542000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I've been having snuggle dreams!,ive been having snuggle dreams,5 +148641,531,115,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I changed in Boise. I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good in bed.",546000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I changed in Boise. I'm not sure a man who eats right and doesn't drink can be good in bed.",marge i changed in boise im not sure a man who eats right and doesnt drink can be good in bed,21 +148833,532,22,(Simpson Home: Ext. SIMPSONS HOUSE - SPRINGVILLE - continuous),271000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148643,531,117,Homer Simpson: (SEDUCTIVELY) You're so beautiful when I cut you off in the middle of a question.,553000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You're so beautiful when I cut you off in the middle of a question.,youre so beautiful when i cut you off in the middle of a question,14 +148644,531,118,"Marge Simpson: (WHISPERED, EXCITED) Oh my, what's that thing you're doing?",562000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh my, what's that thing you're doing?",oh my whats that thing youre doing,7 +148645,531,119,Homer Simpson: (SEDUCTIVE HALF-WHISPER) Moving my body.,566000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Moving my body.,moving my body,3 +148646,531,120,Marge Simpson: (TURNED-ON NOISE),566000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148647,531,121,Lisa Simpson: Don't you think it's weird that dad stopped eating pork and drinking beer?,575000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't you think it's weird that dad stopped eating pork and drinking beer?,dont you think its weird that dad stopped eating pork and drinking beer,13 +148648,531,122,Marge Simpson: Who cares what happened? Daddy's back!,579000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Who cares what happened? Daddy's back!,who cares what happened daddys back,6 +148649,531,123,(Springfield: Ext. springfield - later),595000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +148650,531,124,Lisa Simpson: (INTENSE) Something happened to Dad on that trip. This is worse than when he went to New Orleans and came back with the southern accent.,595000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,Something happened to Dad on that trip. This is worse than when he went to New Orleans and came back with the southern accent.,something happened to dad on that trip this is worse than when he went to new orleans and came back with the southern accent,24 +148651,531,125,Homer Simpson: (SOUTHERN) How y'all doin'?,602000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,How y'all doin'?,how yall doin,3 +148652,531,126,(Kwik-E-Mart: Int. kwik-e-mart - moments later),610000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +148653,531,127,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's terrorist chatter in this town, you come to me?",610000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Chief Wiggum, how come every time there's terrorist chatter in this town, you come to me?",chief wiggum how come every time theres terrorist chatter in this town you come to me,16 +148654,531,128,"Chief Wiggum: Lay off, Apu. When I look at people, I don't see colors. I just see crackpot religions.",610000,TRUE,71,136,Chief Wiggum,Kwik-E-Mart,"Lay off, Apu. When I look at people, I don't see colors. I just see crackpot religions.",lay off apu when i look at people i dont see colors i just see crackpot religions,17 +148655,531,129,"Lisa Simpson: Chief, is there really a terrorist threat to Springfield?",617000,TRUE,9,136,Lisa Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Chief, is there really a terrorist threat to Springfield?",chief is there really a terrorist threat to springfield,9 +148656,531,130,Chief Wiggum: Yep. I got a very important phone call...,622000,TRUE,71,136,Chief Wiggum,Kwik-E-Mart,Yep. I got a very important phone call...,yep i got a very important phone call,8 +148657,531,131,Chief Wiggum: Y'ello.,626000,TRUE,71,136,Chief Wiggum,Kwik-E-Mart,Y'ello.,yello,1 +148658,531,132,Official-sounding Voice: Is this line secure?,628000,TRUE,6374,136,Official-sounding Voice,Kwik-E-Mart,Is this line secure?,is this line secure,4 +148659,531,133,Chief Wiggum: It's a little jiggly but it'll hold.,629000,TRUE,71,136,Chief Wiggum,Kwik-E-Mart,It's a little jiggly but it'll hold.,its a little jiggly but itll hold,7 +148660,531,134,Chief Wiggum: We got intel-- that's short for a word I don't know...,632000,TRUE,71,136,Chief Wiggum,Kwik-E-Mart,We got intel-- that's short for a word I don't know...,we got intel-- thats short for a word i dont know,11 +148661,531,135,Lisa Simpson: Intelligence?,636000,TRUE,9,136,Lisa Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Intelligence?,intelligence,1 +148662,531,136,"Chief Wiggum: I don't believe so, no. Anyway, this ""intel"" says that someone in town has been turned, and they're working for terrorists.",636000,TRUE,71,136,Chief Wiggum,Kwik-E-Mart,"I don't believe so, no. Anyway, this ""intel"" says that someone in town has been turned, and they're working for terrorists.",i dont believe so no anyway this intel says that someone in town has been turned and theyre working for terrorists,21 +148663,531,137,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS),636000,FALSE,9,136,Lisa Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +148664,531,138,Chief Wiggum: (STERNLY) Now I've gotta go check my other suspects...but I may be back.,638000,TRUE,71,136,Chief Wiggum,Kwik-E-Mart,Now I've gotta go check my other suspects...but I may be back.,now ive gotta go check my other suspectsbut i may be back,12 +148665,531,139,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - hallway - day),657000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148666,531,140,Lisa Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE),657000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148667,531,141,Lisa Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP) Dad's kneeling on a prayer mat! He doesn't believe in kneeling!,657000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Dad's kneeling on a prayer mat! He doesn't believe in kneeling!,dads kneeling on a prayer mat he doesnt believe in kneeling,11 +148668,531,142,(Simpson Garage: int. simpson garage - continuous),667000,FALSE,NA,625,NA,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +148669,531,143,Homer Simpson: (INAUDIBLE MUMBLES TO SELF),667000,FALSE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +148670,531,144,Lisa Simpson: Huh. It looks like he's praying...,667000,TRUE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,Huh. It looks like he's praying...,huh it looks like hes praying,6 +148671,531,145,"Lisa Simpson: (ALARMED) To the East! (GLANCES AT COMPASS AGAIN) The Middle East! (WORKS COMPASS, THEN SMALL) Mecca!",671000,TRUE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,To the East! The Middle East! Mecca!,to the east the middle east mecca,7 +148672,531,146,Lisa Simpson: He's targeting the nuclear plant?!,682000,TRUE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,He's targeting the nuclear plant?!,hes targeting the nuclear plant,5 +148673,531,147,Lisa Simpson: (IMITATES CAT'S MEOW),682000,FALSE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +148674,531,148,"Homer Simpson: If you are a cat, prove it. Do you hate Mondays like Garfield?",691000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"If you are a cat, prove it. Do you hate Mondays like Garfield?",if you are a cat prove it do you hate mondays like garfield,13 +148675,531,149,Lisa Simpson: (ANGRY CAT NOISE),691000,FALSE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +148676,531,150,Homer Simpson: And do you love lasagna... like me?,693000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,And do you love lasagna... like me?,and do you love lasagna like me,7 +148677,531,151,Lisa Simpson: (AGREEING CAT NOISES),693000,FALSE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +148678,531,152,Homer Simpson: Okay then.,701000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,Okay then.,okay then,2 +148679,531,153,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - dining room - moments later),708000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148680,531,154,Lisa Simpson: Mom! I have to tell you something about Dad! Something big!,708000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom! I have to tell you something about Dad! Something big!,mom i have to tell you something about dad something big,11 +148681,531,155,"Marge Simpson: I know, he's changed.",711000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know, he's changed.",i know hes changed,4 +148682,531,156,Lisa Simpson: Exactly!,715000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Exactly!,exactly,1 +148683,531,157,Marge Simpson: For the better! And men don't change that way!,716000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,For the better! And men don't change that way!,for the better and men dont change that way,9 +148684,531,158,"Lisa Simpson: But, but--",719000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"But, but--",but but--,2 +148685,531,159,"Marge Simpson: Do you know what we're doing on Sunday? Brunch with the Hibberts, then the tile store! He's like a husband in a widow's memory -- perfect!",719000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Do you know what we're doing on Sunday? Brunch with the Hibberts, then the tile store! He's like a husband in a widow's memory -- perfect!",do you know what were doing on sunday brunch with the hibberts then the tile store hes like a husband in a widows memory -- perfect,26 +148686,531,160,Marge Simpson: Perfect! Perfect!,731000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Perfect! Perfect!,perfect perfect,2 +148687,531,161,(FBI CALL CENTER: int. fbi call center - intercut),743000,FALSE,NA,4242,NA,FBI CALL CENTER,NA,NA,NA +148688,531,162,Annie Crawford: F.B.I.,743000,TRUE,5947,4242,Annie Crawford,FBI CALL CENTER,F.B.I.,fbi,1 +148689,531,163,Lisa Simpson: I think someone I love is a terrorist. Does that make me crazy?,745000,TRUE,9,4242,Lisa Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,I think someone I love is a terrorist. Does that make me crazy?,i think someone i love is a terrorist does that make me crazy,13 +148690,531,164,Annie Crawford: (REASSURING) No. No. Not at all.,749000,TRUE,5947,4242,Annie Crawford,FBI CALL CENTER,No. No. Not at all.,no no not at all,5 +148691,531,165,Agent: It took me two hours to get home. Traffic was crazy.,751000,TRUE,547,4242,Agent,FBI CALL CENTER,It took me two hours to get home. Traffic was crazy.,it took me two hours to get home traffic was crazy,11 +148692,531,166,"Annie Crawford: (PARANOID, YELLING) Are you people talking about me?",754000,TRUE,5947,4242,Annie Crawford,FBI CALL CENTER,Are you people talking about me?,are you people talking about me,6 +148693,531,167,Sid: No. We're not even here right now.,756000,TRUE,5131,4242,Sid,FBI CALL CENTER,No. We're not even here right now.,no were not even here right now,7 +148694,531,168,Annie Crawford: 742 Evergreen Terrace.,769000,TRUE,5947,4242,Annie Crawford,FBI CALL CENTER,742 Evergreen Terrace.,742 evergreen terrace,3 +148695,531,169,Annie Crawford: I'll be right there. And don't believe what you've heard about me.,769000,TRUE,5947,4242,Annie Crawford,FBI CALL CENTER,I'll be right there. And don't believe what you've heard about me.,ill be right there and dont believe what youve heard about me,12 +148696,531,170,"Lisa Simpson: I haven't heard anything about you, except from you.",773000,TRUE,9,4242,Lisa Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,"I haven't heard anything about you, except from you.",i havent heard anything about you except from you,9 +148697,531,171,"Homer Simpson: (EERIE CALM) Hanging up the receiver, eh?",778000,TRUE,2,4242,Homer Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,"Hanging up the receiver, eh?",hanging up the receiver eh,5 +148698,531,172,Lisa Simpson: (SCARED) How much did you hear?,781000,TRUE,9,4242,Lisa Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,How much did you hear?,how much did you hear,5 +148699,531,173,Homer Simpson: How much did you say?,783000,TRUE,2,4242,Homer Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,How much did you say?,how much did you say,5 +148700,531,174,Lisa Simpson: Nothing really.,784000,TRUE,9,4242,Lisa Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,Nothing really.,nothing really,2 +148701,531,175,Homer Simpson: So I heard half of nothing.,785000,TRUE,2,4242,Homer Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,So I heard half of nothing.,so i heard half of nothing,6 +148702,531,176,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, you're scary when you're calm and focused.",787000,TRUE,9,4242,Lisa Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,"Dad, you're scary when you're calm and focused.",dad youre scary when youre calm and focused,8 +148703,531,177,Homer Simpson: Lisa. I'll miss you when this is all over.,790000,TRUE,2,4242,Homer Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,Lisa. I'll miss you when this is all over.,lisa ill miss you when this is all over,9 +148704,531,178,Lisa Simpson: When what's all over?!,793000,TRUE,9,4242,Lisa Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,When what's all over?!,when whats all over,4 +148705,531,179,Homer Simpson: This conversation.,795000,TRUE,2,4242,Homer Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,This conversation.,this conversation,2 +148706,531,180,Lisa Simpson: (RELIEVED NOISE),795000,FALSE,9,4242,Lisa Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,NA,NA,NA +148707,531,181,Homer Simpson: See you on the other side.,795000,TRUE,2,4242,Homer Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,See you on the other side.,see you on the other side,6 +148708,531,182,Lisa Simpson: (ALARMED) What other side?,799000,TRUE,9,4242,Lisa Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,What other side?,what other side,3 +148709,531,183,Homer Simpson: Of the house. Where the fireplace is. We're toasting marshmallows. (OMINOUS) Marshmallows.,800000,TRUE,2,4242,Homer Simpson,FBI CALL CENTER,Of the house. Where the fireplace is. We're toasting marshmallows. Marshmallows.,of the house where the fireplace is were toasting marshmallows marshmallows,11 +148710,531,184,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night),817000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148711,531,185,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's bedroom - night),817000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148712,531,186,"Bart Simpson: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?",817000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?",im bart simpson who the hell are you,8 +148713,531,187,"Annie Crawford: Agent Crawford, F.B.I. (FLASHES BADGE)",819000,TRUE,5947,43,Annie Crawford,Bart's Bedroom,"Agent Crawford, F.B.I.",agent crawford fbi,3 +148714,531,188,Bart Simpson: (TOUGH) You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone.,821000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,You guys know I don't talk to field agents. Get your boss on the phone.,you guys know i dont talk to field agents get your boss on the phone,15 +148715,531,189,"Annie Crawford: I'm not here for you, I'm here for your Dad.",825000,TRUE,5947,43,Annie Crawford,Bart's Bedroom,"I'm not here for you, I'm here for your Dad.",im not here for you im here for your dad,10 +148716,531,190,Milhouse Van Houten: What do you want with his Dad?,828000,TRUE,25,43,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Bedroom,What do you want with his Dad?,what do you want with his dad,7 +148717,531,191,"Annie Crawford: Go back to sleep, Milhouse.",830000,TRUE,5947,43,Annie Crawford,Bart's Bedroom,"Go back to sleep, Milhouse.",go back to sleep milhouse,5 +148718,531,192,Milhouse Van Houten: (ALARMED) How do you know my name?,831000,TRUE,25,43,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Bedroom,How do you know my name?,how do you know my name,6 +148719,531,193,Annie Crawford: (MEANINGFUL) I didn't... but I do now.,833000,TRUE,5947,43,Annie Crawford,Bart's Bedroom,I didn't... but I do now.,i didnt but i do now,6 +148720,531,194,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Marge and Homer's bedroom - moments later),836000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148721,531,195,Annie Crawford: Don't talk.,836000,TRUE,5947,100,Annie Crawford,Simpson Master Bedroom,Don't talk.,dont talk,2 +148722,531,196,Homer Simpson: Okay.,836000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Okay.,okay,1 +148723,531,197,Annie Crawford: I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to.,838000,TRUE,5947,100,Annie Crawford,Simpson Master Bedroom,I want you to know I'm the best there is at finding out what you're up to.,i want you to know im the best there is at finding out what youre up to,17 +148724,531,198,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE),838000,FALSE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148725,531,199,"Annie Crawford: I can torture you, I can give you incredible sex, or you can just tell me what I want to know.",842000,TRUE,5947,100,Annie Crawford,Simpson Master Bedroom,"I can torture you, I can give you incredible sex, or you can just tell me what I want to know.",i can torture you i can give you incredible sex or you can just tell me what i want to know,21 +148726,531,200,Homer Simpson: What was the first one again?,847000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,What was the first one again?,what was the first one again,6 +148727,531,201,"Annie Crawford: I see, you're stupid.",847000,TRUE,5947,100,Annie Crawford,Simpson Master Bedroom,"I see, you're stupid.",i see youre stupid,4 +148728,531,202,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women.",849000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Hey, I'm the one in bed with two beautiful women.",hey im the one in bed with two beautiful women,10 +148729,531,203,Annie Crawford: (SURPRISED NOISE) You think I'm beautiful? (TOUCHED NOISE),853000,TRUE,5947,100,Annie Crawford,Simpson Master Bedroom,You think I'm beautiful?,you think im beautiful,4 +148730,531,204,Homer Simpson: In a breaking and entering kind of way.,856000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,In a breaking and entering kind of way.,in a breaking and entering kind of way,8 +148731,531,205,"Annie Crawford: (ALL BUSINESS) Well, give me something or I'm not leaving.",858000,TRUE,5947,100,Annie Crawford,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Well, give me something or I'm not leaving.",well give me something or im not leaving,8 +148732,531,206,Marge Simpson: (NOISE IN HER SLEEP),858000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148733,531,207,"Homer Simpson: Let's just say I've got to get to work on time. And if you knew me, you'd know just how odd that sounds.",862000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Let's just say I've got to get to work on time. And if you knew me, you'd know just how odd that sounds.",lets just say ive got to get to work on time and if you knew me youd know just how odd that sounds,23 +148734,531,208,Marge Simpson: (DROWSY) Who are you talking to?,869000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Who are you talking to?,who are you talking to,5 +148735,531,209,Homer Simpson: No one.,871000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,No one.,no one,2 +148736,531,210,"Sid: (À LA MANDY PATINKIN) You're in too deep, Annie. Get out.",872000,TRUE,5131,100,Sid,Simpson Master Bedroom,"You're in too deep, Annie. Get out.",youre in too deep annie get out,7 +148737,531,211,Annie Crawford: Are you real or my imagination?,876000,TRUE,5947,100,Annie Crawford,Simpson Master Bedroom,Are you real or my imagination?,are you real or my imagination,6 +148738,531,212,"Sid: Either way, my advice is sound.",878000,TRUE,5131,100,Sid,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Either way, my advice is sound.",either way my advice is sound,6 +148739,531,213,Sid: I love my job.,881000,TRUE,5131,100,Sid,Simpson Master Bedroom,I love my job.,i love my job,4 +148740,531,214,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. springfield nuclear plant - establishing - morning),884000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +148741,531,215,Homer Simpson: (À LA ISLAMIC CALL TO PRAYER) HEERE'S THE CLIMAX,884000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,HEERE'S THE CLIMAX,heeres the climax,3 +148742,531,216,Homer Simpson: WHAT EVERYTHING'S BEEN BUILDING TOOOO /,889000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,WHAT EVERYTHING'S BEEN BUILDING TOOOO /,what everythings been building toooo,5 +148743,531,217,Homer Simpson: HOPE IT PAYS OFF FOR YOUUU...,897000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,HOPE IT PAYS OFF FOR YOUUU...,hope it pays off for youuu,6 +148744,531,218,"Joe: Whatcha got there, Homer?",905000,TRUE,579,10,Joe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Whatcha got there, Homer?",whatcha got there homer,4 +148745,531,219,Homer Simpson: Weird thing under a tarp.,906000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Weird thing under a tarp.,weird thing under a tarp,5 +148746,531,220,Joe: That's what I thought. Have a good one! (CHUCKLES),907000,TRUE,579,10,Joe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That's what I thought. Have a good one!,thats what i thought have a good one,8 +148863,532,52,Ralph Wiggum: (HAPPILY) Don't forget me!,413000,TRUE,119,136,Ralph Wiggum,Kwik-E-Mart,Don't forget me!,dont forget me,3 +148747,531,221,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) You laugh now but you won't be laughing soon.,907000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You laugh now but you won't be laughing soon.,you laugh now but you wont be laughing soon,9 +148748,531,222,Joe: (THOUGHTFUL) He's right. Because now I go back to remembering that my cat just died.,913000,TRUE,579,10,Joe,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,He's right. Because now I go back to remembering that my cat just died.,hes right because now i go back to remembering that my cat just died,14 +148749,531,223,(FBI Observation Van: int. FBI observation van - continuous),917000,FALSE,NA,3834,NA,FBI Observation Van,NA,NA,NA +148750,531,224,Annie Crawford: He's in!,917000,TRUE,5947,3834,Annie Crawford,FBI Observation Van,He's in!,hes in,2 +148751,531,225,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - continuous),917000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +148752,531,226,"Lenny Leonard: One sunrise burrito, please.",917000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"One sunrise burrito, please.",one sunrise burrito please,4 +148753,531,227,Annie Crawford: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Fine.,923000,TRUE,5947,10,Annie Crawford,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Fine.,fine,1 +148754,531,228,Recorded Voice: Facial recognition required.,926000,TRUE,1351,10,Recorded Voice,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Facial recognition required.,facial recognition required,3 +148755,531,229,"Recorded Voice: Welcome, Mr. Burns.",930000,TRUE,1351,10,Recorded Voice,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Welcome, Mr. Burns.",welcome mr burns,3 +148756,531,230,(PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER: int. plant operations center - continuous),945000,FALSE,NA,4243,NA,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,NA,NA,NA +148757,531,231,Lisa Simpson: Dad!,945000,TRUE,9,4243,Lisa Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,Dad!,dad,1 +148758,531,232,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),945000,FALSE,2,4243,Homer Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,NA,NA,NA +148759,531,233,Homer Simpson: How'd you get in here?,946000,TRUE,2,4243,Homer Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,How'd you get in here?,howd you get in here,5 +148760,531,234,Lisa Simpson: Girl Scout cookies get you in anywhere.,948000,TRUE,9,4243,Lisa Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,Girl Scout cookies get you in anywhere.,girl scout cookies get you in anywhere,7 +148761,531,235,"Lisa Simpson: Please, don't do this, Dad! I don't know what horrors you saw in Boise, but it's not worth blowing up everyone you love.",950000,TRUE,9,4243,Lisa Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,"Please, don't do this, Dad! I don't know what horrors you saw in Boise, but it's not worth blowing up everyone you love.",please dont do this dad i dont know what horrors you saw in boise but its not worth blowing up everyone you love,23 +148762,531,236,Homer Simpson: I'm not blowing up the plant. Just harmlessly stopping it from doing more damage to Mother Earth.,956000,TRUE,2,4243,Homer Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,I'm not blowing up the plant. Just harmlessly stopping it from doing more damage to Mother Earth.,im not blowing up the plant just harmlessly stopping it from doing more damage to mother earth,17 +148763,531,237,Lisa Simpson: Is that something your terrorist masters told you to tell me?,963000,TRUE,9,4243,Lisa Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,Is that something your terrorist masters told you to tell me?,is that something your terrorist masters told you to tell me,11 +148764,531,238,"Homer Simpson: (SARCASTIC) Yes, my terrorist masters are always talking about you, Lisa.",966000,TRUE,2,4243,Homer Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,"Yes, my terrorist masters are always talking about you, Lisa.",yes my terrorist masters are always talking about you lisa,10 +148765,531,239,"Homer Simpson: I missed my flight so I got in a van...with some eco-friendly activists. They wanted gas, grass or ass and brother, I had the ass.",971000,TRUE,2,4243,Homer Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,"I missed my flight so I got in a van...with some eco-friendly activists. They wanted gas, grass or ass and brother, I had the ass.",i missed my flight so i got in a vanwith some eco-friendly activists they wanted gas grass or ass and brother i had the ass,25 +148766,531,240,Homer Simpson: They taught me something I found shocking: pigs aren't happy to be made into pork chops. This t-shirt lied to me!,988000,TRUE,2,4243,Homer Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,They taught me something I found shocking: pigs aren't happy to be made into pork chops. This t-shirt lied to me!,they taught me something i found shocking pigs arent happy to be made into pork chops this t-shirt lied to me,21 +148767,531,241,Homer Simpson: And they also gave me an alcohol detox.,996000,TRUE,2,4243,Homer Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,And they also gave me an alcohol detox.,and they also gave me an alcohol detox,8 +148768,531,242,Homer Simpson: (AGONIZED) I've been listening to this song for three days and it's only the end of the first verse!,1013000,TRUE,2,4243,Homer Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,I've been listening to this song for three days and it's only the end of the first verse!,ive been listening to this song for three days and its only the end of the first verse,18 +148769,531,243,Lisa Simpson: But I saw you praying to Mecca!,1020000,TRUE,9,4243,Lisa Simpson,PLANT OPERATIONS CENTER,But I saw you praying to Mecca!,but i saw you praying to mecca,7 +148770,531,244,(PLANT: Int. plant - present),1022000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +148771,531,245,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, I've never prayed to a city in my life, and if I did, it would be Hershey, Pennsylvania. I was kneeling on the Affirmation Rug they gave me.",1022000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Lisa, I've never prayed to a city in my life, and if I did, it would be Hershey, Pennsylvania. I was kneeling on the Affirmation Rug they gave me.",lisa ive never prayed to a city in my life and if i did it would be hershey pennsylvania i was kneeling on the affirmation rug they gave me,29 +148772,531,246,Homer Simpson: See?,1032000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,See?,see,1 +148773,531,247,"Homer Simpson: (RECITING, QUICKLY) Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. Ow, this rug is hard on my knees.",1034000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. Ow, this rug is hard on my knees. Ow, this rug is hard on my knees.",ow this rug is hard on my knees ow this rug is hard on my knees ow this rug is hard on my knees,24 +148774,531,248,"Lisa Simpson: But wait, wait, wait! What is this?",1038000,TRUE,9,11,Lisa Simpson,PLANT,"But wait, wait, wait! What is this?",but wait wait wait what is this,7 +148861,532,50,Singers: (SINGING) IF HE COMES A-CALLIN' YOU'D BETTER HIDE...,406000,TRUE,276,136,Singers,Kwik-E-Mart,IF HE COMES A-CALLIN' YOU'D BETTER HIDE...,if he comes a-callin youd better hide,7 +148775,531,249,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, the most horrible truth of all is the plant where I work poisons our water and our air.",1041000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Lisa, the most horrible truth of all is the plant where I work poisons our water and our air.",lisa the most horrible truth of all is the plant where i work poisons our water and our air,19 +148776,531,250,Lisa Simpson: I've told you that a million times!,1047000,TRUE,9,11,Lisa Simpson,PLANT,I've told you that a million times!,ive told you that a million times,7 +148777,531,251,"Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Aw, sweetie, you've told me a thousand things a million times. Even with a brain the size of a dinosaur's, I couldn't take that in.",1049000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Aw, sweetie, you've told me a thousand things a million times. Even with a brain the size of a dinosaur's, I couldn't take that in.",aw sweetie youve told me a thousand things a million times even with a brain the size of a dinosaurs i couldnt take that in,25 +148778,531,252,"Homer Simpson: Anyhoo, this canister is full of spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken.",1057000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Anyhoo, this canister is full of spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken.",anyhoo this canister is full of spoiled milk and utility-grade chicken,11 +148779,531,253,Homer Simpson: Both sold to me by Apu this morning.,1057000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,Both sold to me by Apu this morning.,both sold to me by apu this morning,8 +148780,531,254,"Homer Simpson: When I release it into the A. C. system, it'll stink up the plant forever.",1065000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"When I release it into the A. C. system, it'll stink up the plant forever.",when i release it into the a c system itll stink up the plant forever,15 +148781,531,255,Lisa Simpson: (PUTTING IT TOGETHER) No one can use it but no one gets hurt!,1070000,TRUE,9,11,Lisa Simpson,PLANT,No one can use it but no one gets hurt!,no one can use it but no one gets hurt,10 +148782,531,256,Homer Simpson: (NODS) Just like when I smell up the toilet.,1073000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,Just like when I smell up the toilet.,just like when i smell up the toilet,8 +148783,531,257,Annie Crawford: There he is! Use your fattest handcuffs!,1080000,TRUE,5947,11,Annie Crawford,PLANT,There he is! Use your fattest handcuffs!,there he is use your fattest handcuffs,7 +148784,531,258,"Homer Simpson: Hey, hey, it's not what you think, Lou. Lou! Lou! Lou! (ULULATING) Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu!",1083000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Hey, hey, it's not what you think, Lou. Lou! Lou! Lou! Lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu!",hey hey its not what you think lou lou lou lou lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu-lu,12 +148785,531,259,Lisa Simpson: (GLAZED LOOK) I can complete my Dad's mission just like George W. Bush.,1088000,TRUE,9,11,Lisa Simpson,PLANT,I can complete my Dad's mission just like George W. Bush.,i can complete my dads mission just like george w bush,11 +148786,531,260,Chief Wiggum: I can't shoot a little girl...,1093000,TRUE,71,11,Chief Wiggum,PLANT,I can't shoot a little girl...,i cant shoot a little girl,6 +148787,531,261,"Chief Wiggum: Ow, dammit! There's some things they just don't teach you in the Police Academy (BEAT) movies.",1096000,TRUE,71,11,Chief Wiggum,PLANT,"Ow, dammit! There's some things they just don't teach you in the Police Academy movies.",ow dammit theres some things they just dont teach you in the police academy movies,15 +148788,531,262,"Lisa Simpson: (TO HOMER) We did it, Dad. We did it.",1114000,TRUE,9,11,Lisa Simpson,PLANT,"We did it, Dad. We did it.",we did it dad we did it,7 +148789,531,263,Homer Simpson: (WEAKLY) We sure did.,1116000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,We sure did.,we sure did,3 +148790,531,264,Lisa Simpson: You weren't shot!,1118000,TRUE,9,11,Lisa Simpson,PLANT,You weren't shot!,you werent shot,3 +148791,531,265,"Homer Simpson: No, I was just up late watching a movie. Something with... William Holden and--",1120000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"No, I was just up late watching a movie. Something with... William Holden and--",no i was just up late watching a movie something with william holden and--,14 +148792,531,266,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: eXT. NUCLEAR PLANT - LATER),1132000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +148793,531,267,(Burns's Office: int. mr. burns' office - continuous),1132000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +148794,531,268,C. Montgomery Burns: Your plan failed! Thank god this plant has never had a functioning air conditioner.,1132000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Your plan failed! Thank god this plant has never had a functioning air conditioner.,your plan failed thank god this plant has never had a functioning air conditioner,14 +148795,531,269,"Fbi Supervisor: Wait a minute, Burns. You don't have a functioning A. C. system at a nuclear plant? That's against the law.",1137000,TRUE,5734,51,Fbi Supervisor,Burns's Office,"Wait a minute, Burns. You don't have a functioning A. C. system at a nuclear plant? That's against the law.",wait a minute burns you dont have a functioning a c system at a nuclear plant thats against the law,20 +148796,531,270,"C. Montgomery Burns: That's impossible! Smithers, didn't we move this plant to China?",1142000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"That's impossible! Smithers, didn't we move this plant to China?",thats impossible smithers didnt we move this plant to china,10 +148797,531,271,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, that's two years from now and you're not supposed to tell anyone.",1145000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,"Sir, that's two years from now and you're not supposed to tell anyone.",sir thats two years from now and youre not supposed to tell anyone,13 +148798,531,272,C. Montgomery Burns: Oopsie.,1148000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Oopsie.,oopsie,1 +148799,531,273,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. power plant),1151000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +148800,531,274,"C. Montgomery Burns: There isn't a prison made that can hold me! Prisons are still made of mud and wattles, right?",1151000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"There isn't a prison made that can hold me! Prisons are still made of mud and wattles, right?",there isnt a prison made that can hold me prisons are still made of mud and wattles right,18 +148801,531,275,"Fbi Supervisor: No, concrete.",1156000,TRUE,5734,10,Fbi Supervisor,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"No, concrete.",no concrete,2 +148802,531,276,C. Montgomery Burns: (TERRIFIED NOISE),1156000,FALSE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +148862,532,51,Singers: 'CAUSE HE'S COMMITTING AGGRAVATED FLOOP-FLUFFLE-CIDE!,409000,TRUE,276,136,Singers,Kwik-E-Mart,'CAUSE HE'S COMMITTING AGGRAVATED FLOOP-FLUFFLE-CIDE!,cause hes committing aggravated floop-fluffle-cide,5 +148803,531,277,"Lisa Simpson: You know, Dad, just because your mission's complete, it doesn't mean you have to go back to pork eating, and beer-drinking...",1156000,TRUE,9,10,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You know, Dad, just because your mission's complete, it doesn't mean you have to go back to pork eating, and beer-drinking...",you know dad just because your missions complete it doesnt mean you have to go back to pork eating and beer-drinking,21 +148804,531,278,Homer Simpson: A beer from the sky! It's a sign!,1167000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,A beer from the sky! It's a sign!,a beer from the sky its a sign,8 +148805,531,279,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, this equipment will pay for itself in one night of binging.",1174000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, this equipment will pay for itself in one night of binging.",yeah this equipment will pay for itself in one night of binging,12 +148806,531,280,"Annie Crawford: I wish a mission could bring me closer to someone, but it can't. (DEEP BREATH) It's time for me to walk alone into the sunset.",1181000,TRUE,5947,10,Annie Crawford,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I wish a mission could bring me closer to someone, but it can't. It's time for me to walk alone into the sunset.",i wish a mission could bring me closer to someone but it cant its time for me to walk alone into the sunset,23 +148807,531,281,Annie Crawford: That's better!,1191000,TRUE,5947,10,Annie Crawford,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That's better!,thats better,2 +148808,531,282,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. nuclear plant - day - morning),1213000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +148809,531,283,(PLANT: Int. plant - continuous),1213000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +148810,531,284,"C. Montgomery Burns: Amazingly, the hamster's older than I am.",1213000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,"Amazingly, the hamster's older than I am.",amazingly the hamsters older than i am,7 +148811,532,0,(Springfield: Ext. spriNgfield - halloween night - establishing),173000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +148812,532,1,"Lisa Simpson: 'Twas Halloween night, with the kids door-to-dooring, and all over town blood sugar was soaring.",173000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"'Twas Halloween night, with the kids door-to-dooring, and all over town blood sugar was soaring.",twas halloween night with the kids door-to-dooring and all over town blood sugar was soaring,15 +148813,532,2,Nelson Muntz: Gimme your candy!,182000,TRUE,101,216,Nelson Muntz,Springfield,Gimme your candy!,gimme your candy,3 +148814,532,3,Lisa Simpson: But the Simpson abode was deep down in the dumps. 'Cause from little to bigger the kids had the mumps.,187000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,But the Simpson abode was deep down in the dumps. 'Cause from little to bigger the kids had the mumps.,but the simpson abode was deep down in the dumps cause from little to bigger the kids had the mumps,20 +148815,532,4,(Simpson Home: Int. simpsons house - living room - continuous),193000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148816,532,5,"Marge Simpson: Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume I'm sure is unique.",193000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, I'm off to a party, my outfit is chic. It's a Catwoman costume I'm sure is unique.",now im off to a party my outfit is chic its a catwoman costume im sure is unique,18 +148817,532,6,(House: Ext. house - continuous),201000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,House,NA,NA,NA +148818,532,7,Comic Book Guy: Wait a second... it's Halloween?,201000,TRUE,801,133,Comic Book Guy,House,Wait a second... it's Halloween?,wait a second its halloween,5 +148819,532,8,"Marge Simpson: (RHYMING) Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by ten.",203000,TRUE,1,133,Marge Simpson,House,"Just rest on the sofa, I'll be home by ten.",just rest on the sofa ill be home by ten,10 +148820,532,9,Bart Simpson: Can we have some candy?,207000,TRUE,8,133,Bart Simpson,House,Can we have some candy?,can we have some candy,5 +148821,532,10,Marge Simpson: Just one M & M.,208000,TRUE,1,133,Marge Simpson,House,Just one M & M.,just one m m,4 +148822,532,11,Lisa Simpson: Then we heard a loud crash...we were tempted to scat...,214000,TRUE,9,133,Lisa Simpson,House,Then we heard a loud crash...we were tempted to scat...,then we heard a loud crashwe were tempted to scat,10 +148823,532,12,Bart Simpson: And we looked and we saw him...,219000,TRUE,8,133,Bart Simpson,House,And we looked and we saw him...,and we looked and we saw him,7 +148824,532,13,Lisa Simpson: The Fat in the Hat!,220000,TRUE,9,133,Lisa Simpson,House,The Fat in the Hat!,the fat in the hat,5 +148825,532,14,Fat In The Hat: I'll save Halloween for you three grumpy tots. Just stick out your rumps for some mump-stumping shots!,222000,TRUE,6375,133,Fat In The Hat,House,I'll save Halloween for you three grumpy tots. Just stick out your rumps for some mump-stumping shots!,ill save halloween for you three grumpy tots just stick out your rumps for some mump-stumping shots,17 +148826,532,15,"Grampa Simpson: You should not be here, when their mother's away!",237000,TRUE,31,133,Grampa Simpson,House,"You should not be here, when their mother's away!",you should not be here when their mothers away,9 +148827,532,16,"Fat In The Hat: And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray!",239000,TRUE,6375,133,Fat In The Hat,House,"And you should be dead, you're so wrinkled and gray!",and you should be dead youre so wrinkled and gray,10 +148828,532,17,"Grampa Simpson: (COCKING FIST) I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... (CONFUSED) where am I now?",242000,TRUE,31,133,Grampa Simpson,House,"I'll give you the business, you yellow sea cow! This go-getting oldster will... where am I now?",ill give you the business you yellow sea cow this go-getting oldster will where am i now,17 +148829,532,18,"Fat In The Hat: We'll fix up this mix-up in two minutes flat, with the helpers I've hidden right under my hat.",251000,TRUE,6375,133,Fat In The Hat,House,"We'll fix up this mix-up in two minutes flat, with the helpers I've hidden right under my hat.",well fix up this mix-up in two minutes flat with the helpers ive hidden right under my hat,18 +148830,532,19,"Lisa Simpson: (SURPRISED GASP, THEN CONCERNED SOUND)",251000,FALSE,9,133,Lisa Simpson,House,NA,NA,NA +148831,532,20,Lisa Simpson: (WORRIED SOUND),251000,FALSE,9,133,Lisa Simpson,House,NA,NA,NA +148832,532,21,"Fat In The Hat: I knew there was something I left off my list. Without food, air and water, they cease to exist.",258000,TRUE,6375,133,Fat In The Hat,House,"I knew there was something I left off my list. Without food, air and water, they cease to exist.",i knew there was something i left off my list without food air and water they cease to exist,19 +148834,532,23,Borax: (À LA DEVITO) I am the Borax! I speak for the woods! But I've plastered my likeness on consumer goods!,271000,TRUE,6376,5,Borax,Simpson Home,I am the Borax! I speak for the woods! But I've plastered my likeness on consumer goods!,i am the borax i speak for the woods but ive plastered my likeness on consumer goods,17 +148835,532,24,Homer Simpson: Shut up.,276000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Shut up.,shut up,2 +148836,532,25,Borax: Hey!,279000,TRUE,6376,5,Borax,Simpson Home,Hey!,hey,1 +148837,532,26,"Singers: OH THE FAT IN THE HAT / DOESN'T CARE WHAT MOMS SAY / THE MINUTE THEY LEAVE YOU, HE'LL TAKE YOU AWAY / HIS BREAKFAST IS DINNER / HIS DINNER'S DESSERT / YOU MIGHT SEE HIS NAME ON AN AMBER ALERT!",283000,TRUE,276,5,Singers,Simpson Home,"OH THE FAT IN THE HAT / DOESN'T CARE WHAT MOMS SAY / THE MINUTE THEY LEAVE YOU, HE'LL TAKE YOU AWAY / HIS BREAKFAST IS DINNER / HIS DINNER'S DESSERT / YOU MIGHT SEE HIS NAME ON AN AMBER ALERT!",oh the fat in the hat doesnt care what moms say the minute they leave you hell take you away his breakfast is dinner his dinners dessert you might see his name on an amber alert,36 +148838,532,27,Fat In The Hat: (CALLING) Trick or treat!,298000,TRUE,6375,5,Fat In The Hat,Simpson Home,Trick or treat!,trick or treat,3 +148839,532,28,"C. Montgomery Burns: I don't hand out candy, you son of a Gritch.",302000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"I don't hand out candy, you son of a Gritch.",i dont hand out candy you son of a gritch,10 +148840,532,29,"C. Montgomery Burns: He pulled out bamfoozlers, and side-winding whizzles...",305000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"He pulled out bamfoozlers, and side-winding whizzles...",he pulled out bamfoozlers and side-winding whizzles,7 +148841,532,30,Bart Simpson: He laughed as he heard that old codger's house-sizzles.,310000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,He laughed as he heard that old codger's house-sizzles.,he laughed as he heard that old codgers house-sizzles,9 +148842,532,31,"C. Montgomery Burns: Let this be a lesson to those who love cash, that your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash. And if you are awful and nasty and cruel...",313000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,"Let this be a lesson to those who love cash, that your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash. And if you are awful and nasty and cruel...",let this be a lesson to those who love cash that your nice stash of cash could be gone in a flash and if you are awful and nasty and cruel,31 +148843,532,32,Fat In The Hat: Enough with the lessons! This isn't a school!,321000,TRUE,6375,5,Fat In The Hat,Simpson Home,Enough with the lessons! This isn't a school!,enough with the lessons this isnt a school,8 +148844,532,33,Singers: (SING) ONCE A YEAR WE / ARE NOT HUNGRY / THANKS TO CHRISTIAN / CHARITY,329000,TRUE,276,5,Singers,Simpson Home,ONCE A YEAR WE / ARE NOT HUNGRY / THANKS TO CHRISTIAN / CHARITY,once a year we are not hungry thanks to christian charity,11 +148845,532,34,(Shelter For Homeless Hoos: INT. SHELTER FOR HOMELESS HOOS - moments later),344000,FALSE,NA,4244,NA,Shelter For Homeless Hoos,NA,NA,NA +148846,532,35,(Moe's Tavern: Int. moe's bar - continuous),344000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +148847,532,36,"Singers: Don't got no candy, I only serve beer, and who said that you could bring minors in here?",344000,TRUE,276,15,Singers,Moe's Tavern,"Don't got no candy, I only serve beer, and who said that you could bring minors in here?",dont got no candy i only serve beer and who said that you could bring minors in here,18 +148848,532,37,"Fat In The Hat: Your peanuts are pawed through, your beer smells like skunk. And you just pissed off the wrong fat, furry drunk.",349000,TRUE,6375,15,Fat In The Hat,Moe's Tavern,"Your peanuts are pawed through, your beer smells like skunk. And you just pissed off the wrong fat, furry drunk.",your peanuts are pawed through your beer smells like skunk and you just pissed off the wrong fat furry drunk,20 +148849,532,38,"Moe Szyslak: (UPSET) Hey, hey, hey! (NO RHYME) This is supposed to be a children's story!",355000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, hey, hey! This is supposed to be a children's story!",hey hey hey this is supposed to be a childrens story,11 +148850,532,39,Moe Szyslak: (TO KIDS) Go grab all his money and vodka and gin. And I'll knit a nice thnord from his leathery skin.,358000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Go grab all his money and vodka and gin. And I'll knit a nice thnord from his leathery skin.,go grab all his money and vodka and gin and ill knit a nice thnord from his leathery skin,19 +148851,532,40,(SPRINGVILLE: ext. springville - late night),364000,FALSE,NA,4245,NA,SPRINGVILLE,NA,NA,NA +148852,532,41,"Lisa Simpson: Say, Mr. Hat, I don't mean to complain, but you promised us candy, not mayhem and pain.",364000,TRUE,9,4245,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGVILLE,"Say, Mr. Hat, I don't mean to complain, but you promised us candy, not mayhem and pain.",say mr hat i dont mean to complain but you promised us candy not mayhem and pain,17 +148853,532,42,"Bart Simpson: The dude thought a while, then said:",371000,TRUE,8,4245,Bart Simpson,SPRINGVILLE,"The dude thought a while, then said:",the dude thought a while then said,7 +148854,532,43,"Fat In The Hat: ...I know a man. With an over-priced store, who'll give all that he can...",371000,TRUE,6375,4245,Fat In The Hat,SPRINGVILLE,"...I know a man. With an over-priced store, who'll give all that he can...",i know a man with an over-priced store wholl give all that he can,14 +148855,532,44,(Kwik-E-Mart: Int. Kwik-E-Mart - later),377000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +148856,532,45,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Take whatever you want, I don't want any trouble, take Jims that are Slim, and gum of the bubble.",377000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Take whatever you want, I don't want any trouble, take Jims that are Slim, and gum of the bubble.",take whatever you want i dont want any trouble take jims that are slim and gum of the bubble,19 +148857,532,46,"Fat In The Hat: I won't shoot you now, 'cause I've found something cruel-ah. An afternoon off with eight kids and Manjula.",382000,TRUE,6375,136,Fat In The Hat,Kwik-E-Mart,"I won't shoot you now, 'cause I've found something cruel-ah. An afternoon off with eight kids and Manjula.",i wont shoot you now cause ive found something cruel-ah an afternoon off with eight kids and manjula,18 +148858,532,47,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (AGONIZED) Noooo!,394000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Noooo!,noooo,1 +148859,532,48,Singers: (SINGING) OH THE FAT IN THE HAT / HAS SOME ANGER ISSUES...,399000,TRUE,276,136,Singers,Kwik-E-Mart,OH THE FAT IN THE HAT / HAS SOME ANGER ISSUES...,oh the fat in the hat has some anger issues,10 +148860,532,49,Singers: (SINGING) AND SOME HIGHLY UNUSUAL POLITICAL VIEWS...,402000,TRUE,276,136,Singers,Kwik-E-Mart,AND SOME HIGHLY UNUSUAL POLITICAL VIEWS...,and some highly unusual political views,6 +148864,532,53,Singers: FLOOP-FLUFFLE-CIDE!,416000,TRUE,276,136,Singers,Kwik-E-Mart,FLOOP-FLUFFLE-CIDE!,floop-fluffle-cide,1 +148865,532,54,Bart Simpson: We had to escape from this behatted mammal...,418000,TRUE,8,136,Bart Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,We had to escape from this behatted mammal...,we had to escape from this behatted mammal,8 +148866,532,55,Lisa Simpson: ...so we hitched us a ride on a three-hump gumbamel!,420000,TRUE,9,136,Lisa Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,...so we hitched us a ride on a three-hump gumbamel!,so we hitched us a ride on a three-hump gumbamel,10 +148867,532,56,"Lisa Simpson: A gumbamel's a camel but faster and humbler. It doesn't take tips and it's never a grumbler. So if you must leave in a kind of a scramble, then jump on the hump of a humble gumbamel.",423000,TRUE,9,136,Lisa Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"A gumbamel's a camel but faster and humbler. It doesn't take tips and it's never a grumbler. So if you must leave in a kind of a scramble, then jump on the hump of a humble gumbamel.",a gumbamels a camel but faster and humbler it doesnt take tips and its never a grumbler so if you must leave in a kind of a scramble then jump on the hump of a humble gumbamel,37 +148868,532,57,"Bart Simpson: (SPEEDS UP AS HE GOES) But if the gumbamel should ramble, then stumble, then just hop atop a Krustiferous Krumbull. But then if that Krumbull should happen to tumble, just call your amigo, the bee man of bumble. (DEEP EXHALE)",433000,TRUE,8,136,Bart Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"But if the gumbamel should ramble, then stumble, then just hop atop a Krustiferous Krumbull. But then if that Krumbull should happen to tumble, just call your amigo, the bee man of bumble.",but if the gumbamel should ramble then stumble then just hop atop a krustiferous krumbull but then if that krumbull should happen to tumble just call your amigo the bee man of bumble,33 +148869,532,58,Bumblebee Man: Ay-yi-yi!,442000,TRUE,908,136,Bumblebee Man,Kwik-E-Mart,Ay-yi-yi!,ay-yi-yi,1 +148870,532,59,Lisa Simpson: We thought we'd escaped from our psychotic guide...,444000,TRUE,9,136,Lisa Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,We thought we'd escaped from our psychotic guide...,we thought wed escaped from our psychotic guide,8 +148871,532,60,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - continuous),446000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148872,532,61,"Lisa Simpson: But when we got home, he was waiting inside!",446000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"But when we got home, he was waiting inside!",but when we got home he was waiting inside,9 +148873,532,62,"Fat In The Hat: I'm staying forever. You're all stuck with that. 'Cause I'm your new daddy, the Fat in the-- (ANGUISHED PAINED NOISE)",449000,TRUE,6375,5,Fat In The Hat,Simpson Home,"I'm staying forever. You're all stuck with that. 'Cause I'm your new daddy, the Fat in the--",im staying forever youre all stuck with that cause im your new daddy the fat in the--,17 +148874,532,63,"Fat In The Hat: I'm frightened of nothing, not even Hell fires. Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Meyers. (DIES)",460000,TRUE,6375,5,Fat In The Hat,Simpson Home,"I'm frightened of nothing, not even Hell fires. Just don't let me ever be played by Mike Meyers.",im frightened of nothing not even hell fires just dont let me ever be played by mike meyers,18 +148875,532,64,"Bart Simpson: So please do not worry, 'cause we did okay.",470000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"So please do not worry, 'cause we did okay.",so please do not worry cause we did okay,9 +148876,532,65,"Bart Simpson: (TO CAMERA) Yes, kids will get candy, whatever you say.",474000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, kids will get candy, whatever you say.",yes kids will get candy whatever you say,8 +148877,532,66,(Springfield: Ext. springfield - late afternoon - establishing),490000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +148878,532,67,Jet Pilot: What the hell?!,490000,TRUE,3825,216,Jet Pilot,Springfield,What the hell?!,what the hell,3 +148879,532,68,Bart Simpson: (AMUSED LAUGH),490000,FALSE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +148880,532,69,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your kite by an airport?",493000,TRUE,25,216,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield,"Bart, isn't it dangerous to fly your kite by an airport?",bart isnt it dangerous to fly your kite by an airport,11 +148881,532,70,Jet Pilot: Stupid kids!,493000,TRUE,3825,216,Jet Pilot,Springfield,Stupid kids!,stupid kids,2 +148882,532,71,"Bart Simpson: Hey, if they get on an airbus, they know they're taking their chances.",497000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Hey, if they get on an airbus, they know they're taking their chances.",hey if they get on an airbus they know theyre taking their chances,13 +148883,532,72,(Cockpit: Int. cockpit - continuous),503000,FALSE,NA,417,NA,Cockpit,NA,NA,NA +148884,532,73,Co-pilot: (ALARMED) Kite at two o'clock!,503000,TRUE,892,417,Co-pilot,Cockpit,Kite at two o'clock!,kite at two oclock,4 +148885,532,74,"Pilot: I don't know what that means, I have a digital watch!",504000,TRUE,526,417,Pilot,Cockpit,"I don't know what that means, I have a digital watch!",i dont know what that means i have a digital watch,11 +148886,532,75,(Sky: Ext. sky - continuous),513000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +148887,532,76,Fighter Pilots: (SCARED SCREAMS),513000,FALSE,6377,755,Fighter Pilots,Sky,NA,NA,NA +148888,532,77,Fighter Pilots: (RELIEVED NOISES),513000,FALSE,6377,755,Fighter Pilots,Sky,NA,NA,NA +148889,532,78,Fighter Pilot #1: What's my wife's picture doing on your control screen? Over.,513000,TRUE,6378,755,Fighter Pilot #1,Sky,What's my wife's picture doing on your control screen? Over.,whats my wifes picture doing on your control screen over,10 +148890,532,79,"Fighter Pilot #2: (À LA RALPH KRAMDEN) Homina, homina, homina... (CALMLY) over.",517000,TRUE,6379,755,Fighter Pilot #2,Sky,"Homina, homina, homina... over.",homina homina homina over,4 +148891,532,80,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - night),533000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +148892,532,81,Bart Simpson: Nowhere to tie my kite... and I forgot my scarf.,533000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,Nowhere to tie my kite... and I forgot my scarf.,nowhere to tie my kite and i forgot my scarf,10 +148893,532,82,Bart Simpson: Bingo!,537000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,Bingo!,bingo,1 +148894,532,83,"Arnie Pye: (CALM) I'm seeing a twelve-car pile-up, a naked rooftop cook-out, and oh my God! A box kite! (TERRIFIED SCREAM)",543000,TRUE,222,216,Arnie Pye,Springfield,"I'm seeing a twelve-car pile-up, a naked rooftop cook-out, and oh my God! A box kite!",im seeing a twelve-car pile-up a naked rooftop cook-out and oh my god a box kite,16 +148927,532,116,Therapist: (NODS) What else?,674000,TRUE,4497,4246,Therapist,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,What else?,what else,2 +148895,532,84,"Bart's Head: Well, at least it's a beautiful night.",549000,TRUE,513,216,Bart's Head,Springfield,"Well, at least it's a beautiful night.",well at least its a beautiful night,7 +148896,532,85,Bart Simpson: I'm alive! All patched up! End of story.,559000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,I'm alive! All patched up! End of story.,im alive all patched up end of story,8 +148897,532,86,"Lisa Simpson: Actually, there's a little more.",562000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,"Actually, there's a little more.",actually theres a little more,5 +148898,532,87,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,564000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +148899,532,88,Dr. Julius Hibbert: I'm sorry. This was the only way to lengthen Bart's life for a year while shortening yours by thirty.,566000,TRUE,332,216,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield,I'm sorry. This was the only way to lengthen Bart's life for a year while shortening yours by thirty.,im sorry this was the only way to lengthen barts life for a year while shortening yours by thirty,19 +148900,532,89,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: You are. Along with lymph, spinal fluid, and all the trimmin's. (CHUCKLES) But Lisa, your brain is still in complete control.",572000,TRUE,332,216,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield,"You are. Along with lymph, spinal fluid, and all the trimmin's. But Lisa, your brain is still in complete control.",you are along with lymph spinal fluid and all the trimmins but lisa your brain is still in complete control,20 +148901,532,90,Lisa Simpson: I could do what I want to Bart's head?,580000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,I could do what I want to Bart's head?,i could do what i want to barts head,9 +148902,532,91,"Bart Simpson: (HUMILIATED) Aw geez. (TO HOMER) Strangle me out of this, Fatso.",584000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Aw geez. Strangle me out of this, Fatso.",aw geez strangle me out of this fatso,8 +148903,532,92,Homer Simpson: Why you little... I'll teach you to make medical history!,587000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Why you little... I'll teach you to make medical history!,why you little ill teach you to make medical history,10 +148904,532,93,Homer Simpson: Oops.,592000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Oops.,oops,1 +148905,532,94,Homer Simpson: All good.,596000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,All good.,all good,2 +148906,532,95,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),596000,FALSE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +148907,532,96,(Simpson Home: ext. simpsons house - establishing),605000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148908,532,97,"Homer Simpson: (PASSING BY) Hey boy, since you don't need a bedroom any more, I finally get my man cave.",605000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey boy, since you don't need a bedroom any more, I finally get my man cave.",hey boy since you dont need a bedroom any more i finally get my man cave,16 +148909,532,98,Homer Simpson: Man cave! Everyone's welcome to my man cave!,610000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Man cave! Everyone's welcome to my man cave!,man cave everyones welcome to my man cave,8 +148910,532,99,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - morning - establishing),620000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +148911,532,100,"Seymour Skinner: I assure you, we've spared no effort to accommodate your special-needs student.",620000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"I assure you, we've spared no effort to accommodate your special-needs student.",i assure you weve spared no effort to accommodate your special-needs student,12 +148912,532,101,Groundskeeper Willie: And... done.,624000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,And... done.,and done,2 +148913,532,102,(Miss Hoover's Classroom: int. Miss Hoover's classroom - later),631000,FALSE,NA,574,NA,Miss Hoover's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +148914,532,103,"Miss Hoover: Excellent, Lisa, A plus. Bart, your turn.",631000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Excellent, Lisa, A plus. Bart, your turn.",excellent lisa a plus bart your turn,7 +148915,532,104,"Bart Simpson: Well, my show and tell is that I'm on Lisa's body--",635000,TRUE,8,574,Bart Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Well, my show and tell is that I'm on Lisa's body--",well my show and tell is that im on lisas body--,11 +148916,532,105,Miss Hoover: Derivative and repetitive! F minus!,639000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,Derivative and repetitive! F minus!,derivative and repetitive f minus,5 +148917,532,106,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE) / (GIGGLES),639000,TRUE,9,574,Lisa Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,/,NA,0 +148918,532,107,Miss Hoover: Bart! I expected more from a fourth-grade head!,642000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,Bart! I expected more from a fourth-grade head!,bart i expected more from a fourth-grade head,8 +148919,532,108,Lisa Simpson: You're rotating it in the wrong direction!,650000,TRUE,9,574,Lisa Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,You're rotating it in the wrong direction!,youre rotating it in the wrong direction,7 +148920,532,109,Lisa Simpson: (TONGUE-STRUGGLING NOISES),650000,FALSE,9,574,Lisa Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +148921,532,110,Ralph Wiggum: (MAD) That was gonna be my show and tell!,655000,TRUE,119,574,Ralph Wiggum,Miss Hoover's Classroom,That was gonna be my show and tell!,that was gonna be my show and tell,8 +148922,532,111,(CHILD THERAPY OFFICE: Int. child therapy office - day),657000,FALSE,NA,4246,NA,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +148923,532,112,"Therapist: (KINDLY) Bart, Lisa... I'm afraid you two are going to be together for a long time. Why don't you try to say something good about each other?",657000,TRUE,4497,4246,Therapist,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,"Bart, Lisa... I'm afraid you two are going to be together for a long time. Why don't you try to say something good about each other?",bart lisa im afraid you two are going to be together for a long time why dont you try to say something good about each other,26 +148924,532,113,Bart Simpson: Well... she's pretty healthy for someone who's been living with cooties.,666000,TRUE,8,4246,Bart Simpson,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,Well... she's pretty healthy for someone who's been living with cooties.,well shes pretty healthy for someone whos been living with cooties,11 +148925,532,114,"Therapist: Bart, aren't Lisa's ears clean?",669000,TRUE,4497,4246,Therapist,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,"Bart, aren't Lisa's ears clean?",bart arent lisas ears clean,5 +148926,532,115,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, it's like looking down a Canadian tunnel.",671000,TRUE,8,4246,Bart Simpson,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,"Yeah, it's like looking down a Canadian tunnel.",yeah its like looking down a canadian tunnel,8 +148928,532,117,"Lisa Simpson: (SOFTENING) Well, now I always have someone to eat lunch with.",675000,TRUE,9,4246,Lisa Simpson,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,"Well, now I always have someone to eat lunch with.",well now i always have someone to eat lunch with,10 +148929,532,118,Therapist: Great! That's as much therapy as your parents can afford.,678000,TRUE,4497,4246,Therapist,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,Great! That's as much therapy as your parents can afford.,great thats as much therapy as your parents can afford,10 +148930,532,119,Therapist: I think we've made some progress here.,684000,TRUE,4497,4246,Therapist,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,I think we've made some progress here.,i think weve made some progress here,7 +148931,532,120,"Homer Simpson: Great... oh, and I have this ""two heads for one"" coupon. (HANDS IT TO HER)",687000,TRUE,2,4246,Homer Simpson,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,"Great... oh, and I have this ""two heads for one"" coupon.",great oh and i have this two heads for one coupon,11 +148932,532,121,"Therapist: Well, that's for lettuce.",690000,TRUE,4497,4246,Therapist,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,"Well, that's for lettuce.",well thats for lettuce,4 +148933,532,122,Homer Simpson: How 'bout this one?,692000,TRUE,2,4246,Homer Simpson,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,How 'bout this one?,how bout this one,4 +148934,532,123,"Homer Simpson: ""One random disorder free with every schizophrenia.""",693000,TRUE,2,4246,Homer Simpson,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,One random disorder free with every schizophrenia.,one random disorder free with every schizophrenia,7 +148935,532,124,"Therapist: That's mine, but it's expired.",693000,TRUE,4497,4246,Therapist,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,"That's mine, but it's expired.",thats mine but its expired,5 +148936,532,125,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),693000,FALSE,2,4246,Homer Simpson,CHILD THERAPY OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +148937,532,126,(NIGHT CLUB: Int. night club - evening),705000,FALSE,NA,567,NA,NIGHT CLUB,NA,NA,NA +148938,532,127,Homer Simpson: (SIPS BEER) Should've chopped off Bart's head long ago.,705000,TRUE,2,567,Homer Simpson,NIGHT CLUB,Should've chopped off Bart's head long ago.,shouldve chopped off barts head long ago,7 +148939,532,128,(Lisa's Bedroom: int. lisa's bedroom - night),711000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +148940,532,129,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Sleep well, Lis. Somehow sewing my head on your shoulder brought us closer together.",711000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Sleep well, Lis. Somehow sewing my head on your shoulder brought us closer together.",sleep well lis somehow sewing my head on your shoulder brought us closer together,14 +148941,532,130,"Lisa Simpson: (DREAMING, SWEETLY) Rainbow... oh, Rainbow...",716000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Rainbow... oh, Rainbow...",rainbow oh rainbow,3 +148942,532,131,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) Not the pony dream again!,718000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Not the pony dream again!,not the pony dream again,5 +148943,532,132,"Bart Simpson: Hey, I did that!",721000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Hey, I did that!",hey i did that,4 +148944,532,133,"Bart Simpson: Yep, that's me. (FLEXES HAND) When she's asleep I'm in control.",726000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Yep, that's me. When she's asleep I'm in control.",yep thats me when shes asleep im in control,9 +148945,532,134,"Bart Simpson: Lis, I'm gonna make sure you stay asleep. (MALICIOUS CHUCKLE)",731000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Lis, I'm gonna make sure you stay asleep.",lis im gonna make sure you stay asleep,8 +148946,532,135,(Simpson Home: Int. simpsons house - kitchen - a little later),741000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +148947,532,136,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, mix-ins!",741000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, mix-ins!",ooh mix-ins,2 +148948,532,137,"Homer Simpson: (ASLEEP NOISES, FALLING DOWN STAIRS NOISES, THEN:) Son-of-a! (THEN MORE FALLING DOWN STAIRS NOISES, THEN SLEEP NOISES)",749000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Son-of-a!,son-of-a,1 +148949,532,138,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day),758000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +148950,532,139,Agnes Skinner: You start a car about as well as you start a family!,758000,TRUE,192,3,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,You start a car about as well as you start a family!,you start a car about as well as you start a family,12 +148951,532,140,Seymour Skinner: You wait here while I go get the jumper cables.,761000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,You wait here while I go get the jumper cables.,you wait here while i go get the jumper cables,10 +148952,532,141,"Agnes Skinner: Oh, a panic attack, huh? Well I'll give ya something to panic about!",767000,TRUE,192,3,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, a panic attack, huh? Well I'll give ya something to panic about!",oh a panic attack huh well ill give ya something to panic about,13 +148953,532,142,(LUMBER MILL: Int. lumber mill - wide shot - day),777000,FALSE,NA,4247,NA,LUMBER MILL,NA,NA,NA +148954,532,143,Bart Simpson: Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are.,777000,TRUE,8,4247,Bart Simpson,LUMBER MILL,Now I'll just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine. Or we both die. Not really sure what the rules are.,now ill just cut off her annoying head and this body will be all mine or we both die not really sure what the rules are,26 +148955,532,144,Lisa Simpson: Why Bart? I thought we were friends!,785000,TRUE,9,4247,Lisa Simpson,LUMBER MILL,Why Bart? I thought we were friends!,why bart i thought we were friends,7 +148956,532,145,Bart Simpson: A brother can never be friends with his sister!,788000,TRUE,8,4247,Bart Simpson,LUMBER MILL,A brother can never be friends with his sister!,a brother can never be friends with his sister,9 +148957,532,146,"Lisa Simpson: (SADLY) Are you really, really sure?",790000,TRUE,9,4247,Lisa Simpson,LUMBER MILL,"Are you really, really sure?",are you really really sure,5 +148958,532,147,Bart Simpson: I'm afraid I am.,792000,TRUE,8,4247,Bart Simpson,LUMBER MILL,I'm afraid I am.,im afraid i am,4 +148959,532,148,"Lisa Simpson: Well then, I guess I have no choice.",793000,TRUE,9,4247,Lisa Simpson,LUMBER MILL,"Well then, I guess I have no choice.",well then i guess i have no choice,8 +148960,532,149,Bart's Head: (DOPPLER) How could this go wrong?,797000,TRUE,513,4247,Bart's Head,LUMBER MILL,How could this go wrong?,how could this go wrong,5 +149053,532,242,C. Montgomery Burns: Why is it company parties always get weird?,1172000,TRUE,15,4251,C. Montgomery Burns,CIRCUS,Why is it company parties always get weird?,why is it company parties always get weird,8 +148961,532,150,"Lisa Simpson: (DOPPLER) 'Cause in a head-to-head battle, the one with the most brains wins!",798000,TRUE,9,4247,Lisa Simpson,LUMBER MILL,"'Cause in a head-to-head battle, the one with the most brains wins!",cause in a head-to-head battle the one with the most brains wins,12 +148962,532,151,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),798000,FALSE,9,4247,Lisa Simpson,LUMBER MILL,NA,NA,NA +148963,532,152,(SAWMILL: Ext. sawmill - day),807000,FALSE,NA,4248,NA,SAWMILL,NA,NA,NA +148964,532,153,(Springfield General Hospital: int. springfield hospital - day),807000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +148965,532,154,"Bart Simpson: Well, wherever I am, it's gotta be an improvement.",807000,TRUE,8,264,Bart Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Well, wherever I am, it's gotta be an improvement.",well wherever i am its gotta be an improvement,9 +148966,532,155,Selma Bouvier: Guess again.,810000,TRUE,22,264,Selma Bouvier,Springfield General Hospital,Guess again.,guess again,2 +148967,532,156,Selma Bouvier: Now I can always sing karaoke duets!,813000,TRUE,22,264,Selma Bouvier,Springfield General Hospital,Now I can always sing karaoke duets!,now i can always sing karaoke duets,7 +148968,532,157,Selma Bouvier: (SINGS) MOCK!,816000,TRUE,22,264,Selma Bouvier,Springfield General Hospital,MOCK!,mock,1 +148969,532,158,Bart Simpson: (FLATLY) Yeah.,816000,TRUE,8,264,Bart Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Yeah.,yeah,1 +148970,532,159,Selma Bouvier: (SINGS) ING!,817000,TRUE,22,264,Selma Bouvier,Springfield General Hospital,ING!,ing,1 +148971,532,160,Bart Simpson: (FLATLY) Yeah.,817000,TRUE,8,264,Bart Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Yeah.,yeah,1 +148972,532,161,"Lisa Simpson: I feel your pain, brother.",819000,TRUE,9,264,Lisa Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"I feel your pain, brother.",i feel your pain brother,5 +148973,532,162,"Krusty the Clown: Now, I need you to memorize these ten thousand setups by next week.",820000,TRUE,139,264,Krusty the Clown,Springfield General Hospital,"Now, I need you to memorize these ten thousand setups by next week.",now i need you to memorize these ten thousand setups by next week,13 +148974,532,163,"Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Help me, doctor!",824000,TRUE,9,264,Lisa Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,"Help me, doctor!",help me doctor,3 +148975,532,164,"Dr. Nick Riviera: So, this is what successful post-op looks like!",826000,TRUE,349,264,Dr. Nick Riviera,Springfield General Hospital,"So, this is what successful post-op looks like!",so this is what successful post-op looks like,8 +148976,532,165,(SPRINGFIELDLAND: Ext. springfieldland - CIRCUS - the past - day),835000,FALSE,NA,4249,NA,SPRINGFIELDLAND,NA,NA,NA +148977,532,166,"C. Montgomery Burns: (INTO MEGAPHONE) Step right up, only two bits!",835000,TRUE,15,4249,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELDLAND,"Step right up, only two bits!",step right up only two bits,6 +148978,532,167,C. Montgomery Burns: Thrill.,846000,TRUE,15,4249,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELDLAND,Thrill.,thrill,1 +148979,532,168,C. Montgomery Burns: Thrill as Marguerite conquers the air!,850000,TRUE,15,4249,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELDLAND,Thrill as Marguerite conquers the air!,thrill as marguerite conquers the air,6 +148980,532,169,C. Montgomery Burns: Laugh at the clowns' buffoonery!,861000,TRUE,15,4249,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELDLAND,Laugh at the clowns' buffoonery!,laugh at the clowns buffoonery,5 +148981,532,170,"Krusty the Clown: (SOMBER) Seriously, folks, I really think we should stop this Hitler guy.",863000,TRUE,139,4249,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELDLAND,"Seriously, folks, I really think we should stop this Hitler guy.",seriously folks i really think we should stop this hitler guy,11 +148982,532,171,Crowd: (HEARTY LAUGH),863000,FALSE,75,4249,Crowd,SPRINGFIELDLAND,NA,NA,NA +148983,532,172,"C. Montgomery Burns: Disbelieve, as the Strong Man pulls a wagon with his bare tongue!",869000,TRUE,15,4249,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELDLAND,"Disbelieve, as the Strong Man pulls a wagon with his bare tongue!",disbelieve as the strong man pulls a wagon with his bare tongue,12 +148984,532,173,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) THIS IS THE SONG THAT YOU HEAR AT THE CIRCUS / SUNG BY A GUY THAT YOU SEE AT THE CIRCUS...,874000,TRUE,2,4249,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELDLAND,THIS IS THE SONG THAT YOU HEAR AT THE CIRCUS / SUNG BY A GUY THAT YOU SEE AT THE CIRCUS...,this is the song that you hear at the circus sung by a guy that you see at the circus,20 +148985,532,174,Homer Simpson: (LONG TONGUE ANNOYED GRUNT),874000,FALSE,2,4249,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELDLAND,NA,NA,NA +148986,532,175,C. Montgomery Burns: Or gape in terror at Almighty God's whoopsy-daisies...the Freaks!,882000,TRUE,15,4249,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELDLAND,Or gape in terror at Almighty God's whoopsy-daisies...the Freaks!,or gape in terror at almighty gods whoopsy-daisiesthe freaks,9 +148987,532,176,(FREAK SHOW TENT: Int. freak show tent - moments later),890000,FALSE,NA,4250,NA,FREAK SHOW TENT,NA,NA,NA +148988,532,177,C. Montgomery Burns: The Human Donkey...,890000,TRUE,15,4250,C. Montgomery Burns,FREAK SHOW TENT,The Human Donkey...,the human donkey,3 +148989,532,178,Nelson Muntz: Hee-Haw!,892000,TRUE,101,4250,Nelson Muntz,FREAK SHOW TENT,Hee-Haw!,hee-haw,1 +148990,532,179,C. Montgomery Burns: The Terrifying Callback!,893000,TRUE,15,4250,C. Montgomery Burns,FREAK SHOW TENT,The Terrifying Callback!,the terrifying callback,3 +148991,532,180,Selma Bouvier: (SINGS) MOCK!,895000,TRUE,22,4250,Selma Bouvier,FREAK SHOW TENT,MOCK!,mock,1 +148992,532,181,Bart Simpson: (FLATLY) Yeah.,895000,TRUE,8,4250,Bart Simpson,FREAK SHOW TENT,Yeah.,yeah,1 +148993,532,182,Selma Bouvier: (SINGS) ING!,897000,TRUE,22,4250,Selma Bouvier,FREAK SHOW TENT,ING!,ing,1 +148994,532,183,Bart Simpson: (FLATLY) Yeah.,897000,TRUE,8,4250,Bart Simpson,FREAK SHOW TENT,Yeah.,yeah,1 +148995,532,184,C. Montgomery Burns: Creatures from another galaxy!,898000,TRUE,15,4250,C. Montgomery Burns,FREAK SHOW TENT,Creatures from another galaxy!,creatures from another galaxy,4 +148996,532,185,"Kang: Actually, it's more of a globular cluster.",901000,TRUE,262,4250,Kang,FREAK SHOW TENT,"Actually, it's more of a globular cluster.",actually its more of a globular cluster,7 +148997,532,186,"Kodos: Not the dark, not the dark!",905000,TRUE,264,4250,Kodos,FREAK SHOW TENT,"Not the dark, not the dark!",not the dark not the dark,6 +149054,532,243,(MARGUERITE'S WAGON: int. MARGUERITE'S wagon - evening),1177000,FALSE,NA,4253,NA,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,NA,NA,NA +148998,532,187,"C. Montgomery Burns: (DRAMATIC) And now... I must ask that small children leave, good women avert their eyes, and men take a stiff slug of circus whiskey... behold, the most hideous creature of all!",906000,TRUE,15,4250,C. Montgomery Burns,FREAK SHOW TENT,"And now... I must ask that small children leave, good women avert their eyes, and men take a stiff slug of circus whiskey... behold, the most hideous creature of all!",and now i must ask that small children leave good women avert their eyes and men take a stiff slug of circus whiskey behold the most hideous creature of all,30 +148999,532,188,Moe Szyslak: How ya doin'?,919000,TRUE,17,4250,Moe Szyslak,FREAK SHOW TENT,How ya doin'?,how ya doin,3 +149000,532,189,Crowd: (TERRIFIED SCREAMS),919000,FALSE,75,4250,Crowd,FREAK SHOW TENT,NA,NA,NA +149001,532,190,"Moe Szyslak: So, uh... anyone here from New Jersey?",921000,TRUE,17,4250,Moe Szyslak,FREAK SHOW TENT,"So, uh... anyone here from New Jersey?",so uh anyone here from new jersey,7 +149002,532,191,Moe Szyslak: (FRIENDLY) I'm goin' there next week!,924000,TRUE,17,4250,Moe Szyslak,FREAK SHOW TENT,I'm goin' there next week!,im goin there next week,5 +149003,532,192,Audience Member: (TERRIFIED SCREAM),924000,FALSE,1310,4250,Audience Member,FREAK SHOW TENT,NA,NA,NA +149004,532,193,(CIRCUS: ext. circus - LIVING QUARTERS - evening),938000,FALSE,NA,4251,NA,CIRCUS,NA,NA,NA +149005,532,194,"Barney Gumble: (BACK AND FORTH NOISES, THEN FALLING NOISE)",938000,FALSE,18,4251,Barney Gumble,CIRCUS,NA,NA,NA +149006,532,195,Moe Szyslak: Hey torso! What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now!,938000,TRUE,17,4251,Moe Szyslak,CIRCUS,Hey torso! What's with the cookies? Even the human snail would've been done by now!,hey torso whats with the cookies even the human snail wouldve been done by now,15 +149007,532,196,"Comic Book Guy: I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day!",943000,TRUE,801,4251,Comic Book Guy,CIRCUS,"I am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is, in some way, slow. Good day!",i am so sick and tired of people assuming that the human snail is in some way slow good day,20 +149008,532,197,"C. Montgomery Burns: All of you! Get back out there with your flippers flapping, and your stumps a-stomping! Joe and Jane normal expect some entertainment for their nickel!",953000,TRUE,15,4251,C. Montgomery Burns,CIRCUS,"All of you! Get back out there with your flippers flapping, and your stumps a-stomping! Joe and Jane normal expect some entertainment for their nickel!",all of you get back out there with your flippers flapping and your stumps a-stomping joe and jane normal expect some entertainment for their nickel,25 +149009,532,198,Marge Simpson: Mr. Burnsum! You should treat these poor people with respect!,960000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,Mr. Burnsum! You should treat these poor people with respect!,mr burnsum you should treat these poor people with respect,10 +149010,532,199,"Homer Simpson: Marge! Get away from those freaks! You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute!",965000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,"Marge! Get away from those freaks! You belong to me! The dumb, hairless brute!",marge get away from those freaks you belong to me the dumb hairless brute,14 +149011,532,200,"Marge Simpson: Well, you are the best this circus has to offer...",970000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,"Well, you are the best this circus has to offer...",well you are the best this circus has to offer,10 +149012,532,201,Homer Simpson: (FLATTERED NOISE) Taste the strength of your fiancé!,976000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,Taste the strength of your fiancé!,taste the strength of your fiancé,6 +149013,532,202,Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED MURMUR),976000,FALSE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,NA,NA,NA +149014,532,203,"Marge Simpson: With the mighty tongue God's given you, why can't you speak kindly of these imperfect angels?",984000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,"With the mighty tongue God's given you, why can't you speak kindly of these imperfect angels?",with the mighty tongue gods given you why cant you speak kindly of these imperfect angels,16 +149015,532,204,"Homer Simpson: Marge, they knew what they were getting into when their parents sold them to the circus.",990000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,"Marge, they knew what they were getting into when their parents sold them to the circus.",marge they knew what they were getting into when their parents sold them to the circus,16 +149016,532,205,C. Montgomery Burns: Enough! You will comport yourself with the dignity expected of a traveling freak show!,995000,TRUE,15,4251,C. Montgomery Burns,CIRCUS,Enough! You will comport yourself with the dignity expected of a traveling freak show!,enough you will comport yourself with the dignity expected of a traveling freak show,14 +149017,532,206,"Moe Szyslak: Excuse me, ma'am, but I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us.",1003000,TRUE,17,4251,Moe Szyslak,CIRCUS,"Excuse me, ma'am, but I ain't never seen a normal stand up for us.",excuse me maam but i aint never seen a normal stand up for us,14 +149018,532,207,"Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I too am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown.",1009000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,"I too am a freak. One eye is blue, and the other a pale brown.",i too am a freak one eye is blue and the other a pale brown,15 +149019,532,208,"Legless Wiseguy: (WISEGUY VOICE) I wouldn't wanna be you, lady!",1014000,TRUE,6380,4251,Legless Wiseguy,CIRCUS,"I wouldn't wanna be you, lady!",i wouldnt wanna be you lady,6 +149020,532,209,"Marge Simpson: Never give up hope, my friends.",1016000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,"Never give up hope, my friends.",never give up hope my friends,6 +149021,532,210,"Moe Szyslak: (VERY TOUCHED) Of all the kisses I've ever gotten in my life, that was the first.",1021000,TRUE,17,4251,Moe Szyslak,CIRCUS,"Of all the kisses I've ever gotten in my life, that was the first.",of all the kisses ive ever gotten in my life that was the first,14 +149022,532,211,"Lenny Leonard: Hey, you should ask her out, Moe.",1025000,TRUE,165,4251,Lenny Leonard,CIRCUS,"Hey, you should ask her out, Moe.",hey you should ask her out moe,7 +149023,532,212,Moe Szyslak: But she's sweet on the strong man.,1027000,TRUE,17,4251,Moe Szyslak,CIRCUS,But she's sweet on the strong man.,but shes sweet on the strong man,7 +149024,532,213,Carl Carlson: You're fine unless Rabbit Ears hears and tells Big Mouth.,1029000,TRUE,170,4251,Carl Carlson,CIRCUS,You're fine unless Rabbit Ears hears and tells Big Mouth.,youre fine unless rabbit ears hears and tells big mouth,10 +149025,532,214,Big Mouth: (HUGE) Wha?!,1036000,TRUE,6381,4251,Big Mouth,CIRCUS,Wha?!,wha,1 +149084,533,9,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Let us pray.,183000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Let us pray.,let us pray,3 +149026,532,215,Moe Szyslak: I ain't got no chance with the strong man's girl. He makes ten dollars a week plus all the sawdust he can eat.,1037000,TRUE,17,4251,Moe Szyslak,CIRCUS,I ain't got no chance with the strong man's girl. He makes ten dollars a week plus all the sawdust he can eat.,i aint got no chance with the strong mans girl he makes ten dollars a week plus all the sawdust he can eat,23 +149027,532,216,"Lenny Leonard: Well, you got an emerald ring.",1043000,TRUE,165,4251,Lenny Leonard,CIRCUS,"Well, you got an emerald ring.",well you got an emerald ring,6 +149028,532,217,Moe Szyslak: My mother's ring. (SMALL SOB) She gave it to me on her deathbed. She also acquired it on her deathbed. That was a very busy deathbed.,1046000,TRUE,17,4251,Moe Szyslak,CIRCUS,My mother's ring. She gave it to me on her deathbed. She also acquired it on her deathbed. That was a very busy deathbed.,my mothers ring she gave it to me on her deathbed she also acquired it on her deathbed that was a very busy deathbed,24 +149029,532,218,Homer Simpson: (AWED) With an emerald that big I could buy anything -- a jalopy! An icebox! A steamer trunk full of fedoras! But how do I get my hands on it?,1054000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,With an emerald that big I could buy anything -- a jalopy! An icebox! A steamer trunk full of fedoras! But how do I get my hands on it?,with an emerald that big i could buy anything -- a jalopy an icebox a steamer trunk full of fedoras but how do i get my hands on it,29 +149030,532,219,"Homer Simpson: I'm an idiot! Of course! I get Marge to marry Moe, then I kill Moe, then she gets the ring, then I marry her, and the ring is mine. And the brilliance of my plan is its simplicity!",1064000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,"I'm an idiot! Of course! I get Marge to marry Moe, then I kill Moe, then she gets the ring, then I marry her, and the ring is mine. And the brilliance of my plan is its simplicity!",im an idiot of course i get marge to marry moe then i kill moe then she gets the ring then i marry her and the ring is mine and the brilliance of my plan is its simplicity,38 +149031,532,220,Barney Gumble: You're gonna be sorry you said that.,1076000,TRUE,18,4251,Barney Gumble,CIRCUS,You're gonna be sorry you said that.,youre gonna be sorry you said that,7 +149032,532,221,Homer Simpson: You're gonna be sorry you said that.,1078000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,You're gonna be sorry you said that.,youre gonna be sorry you said that,7 +149033,532,222,"Barney Gumble: (ROLLING NOISES, THEN:) I just lost my keys! (MORE ROLLING NOISES) What do you know, I am gathering moss!",1087000,TRUE,18,4251,Barney Gumble,CIRCUS,"I just lost my keys! What do you know, I am gathering moss!",i just lost my keys what do you know i am gathering moss,13 +149034,532,223,(MARGE'S WAGON: Int. marge's wagon - LATER),1096000,FALSE,NA,4252,NA,MARGE'S WAGON,NA,NA,NA +149035,532,224,"Homer Simpson: Hey Marge, you wanna marry Moe?",1096000,TRUE,2,4252,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,"Hey Marge, you wanna marry Moe?",hey marge you wanna marry moe,6 +149036,532,225,"Marge Simpson: I'm engaged to you, my love.",1098000,TRUE,1,4252,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,"I'm engaged to you, my love.",im engaged to you my love,6 +149037,532,226,Homer Simpson: The poor lonely fellow is about to die.,1100000,TRUE,2,4252,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,The poor lonely fellow is about to die.,the poor lonely fellow is about to die,8 +149038,532,227,Marge Simpson: Really? How?,1103000,TRUE,1,4252,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,Really? How?,really how,2 +149039,532,228,"Homer Simpson: Let me worry about how. But you know, you could make his last day a happy one. And the ring is just the icing on the cake.",1104000,TRUE,2,4252,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,"Let me worry about how. But you know, you could make his last day a happy one. And the ring is just the icing on the cake.",let me worry about how but you know you could make his last day a happy one and the ring is just the icing on the cake,27 +149040,532,229,Marge Simpson: What ring?,1111000,TRUE,1,4252,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,What ring?,what ring,2 +149041,532,230,Homer Simpson: The ring that'll get me outta this lousy circus and into a good circus. Now let's get you married.,1112000,TRUE,2,4252,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,The ring that'll get me outta this lousy circus and into a good circus. Now let's get you married.,the ring thatll get me outta this lousy circus and into a good circus now lets get you married,19 +149042,532,231,"Homer Simpson: But won't you be jealous, my love?",1118000,TRUE,2,4252,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,"But won't you be jealous, my love?",but wont you be jealous my love,7 +149043,532,232,"Homer Simpson: (DISMISSIVE LAUGH) Dear, I am not the jealous type. And from you, I have learned to feel compassion for these disgustos.",1120000,TRUE,2,4252,Homer Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,"Dear, I am not the jealous type. And from you, I have learned to feel compassion for these disgustos.",dear i am not the jealous type and from you i have learned to feel compassion for these disgustos,19 +149044,532,233,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Awww...,1128000,TRUE,1,4252,Marge Simpson,MARGE'S WAGON,Awww...,awww,1 +149045,532,234,(CIRCUS: ext. circus - living quarters - night),1130000,FALSE,NA,4251,NA,CIRCUS,NA,NA,NA +149046,532,235,"Marge Simpson: (SOLEMN SINGING) She's a superfreak, superfreak, she's superfreaky, yow!",1130000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,"She's a superfreak, superfreak, she's superfreaky, yow!",shes a superfreak superfreak shes superfreaky yow,7 +149047,532,236,"Marge Simpson: (SINCERE) Moe, whatever small time together we have will be wonderful.",1146000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,"Moe, whatever small time together we have will be wonderful.",moe whatever small time together we have will be wonderful,10 +149048,532,237,Homer Simpson: Ho ho ho! A very small time!,1152000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,Ho ho ho! A very small time!,ho ho ho a very small time,7 +149049,532,238,"Homer Simpson: Those are strange things to say, but a wedding is no place to worry about threats from the bride's former lover. Now, the toast...",1154000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,"Those are strange things to say, but a wedding is no place to worry about threats from the bride's former lover. Now, the toast...",those are strange things to say but a wedding is no place to worry about threats from the brides former lover now the toast,24 +149050,532,239,"Homer Simpson: (TOASTS) To you, Marge. Now you are one of us.",1162000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,"To you, Marge. Now you are one of us.",to you marge now you are one of us,9 +149051,532,240,Homer Simpson: (CHANTING) One of us! Gooble goo!,1164000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,One of us! Gooble goo!,one of us gooble goo,5 +149052,532,241,Freaks: One of us! Gooble goo!,1168000,TRUE,6382,4251,Freaks,CIRCUS,One of us! Gooble goo!,one of us gooble goo,5 +149055,532,244,"Moe Szyslak: God, you are so beautiful in that peignoir there. I uh, better freshen up a little bit. (EXITS)",1177000,TRUE,17,4253,Moe Szyslak,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,"God, you are so beautiful in that peignoir there. I uh, better freshen up a little bit.",god you are so beautiful in that peignoir there i uh better freshen up a little bit,17 +149056,532,245,"Moe Szyslak: Set it to ""massage,"" Jumbo!",1185000,TRUE,17,4253,Moe Szyslak,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,"Set it to ""massage,"" Jumbo!",set it to massage jumbo,5 +149057,532,246,Marge Simpson: What are you doing?,1192000,TRUE,1,4253,Marge Simpson,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +149058,532,247,"Homer Simpson: (EXASPERATED) Trying to kill Moe so we'll get his emerald. By the way, I haven't checked, but emeralds are valuable, right?",1193000,TRUE,2,4253,Homer Simpson,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,"Trying to kill Moe so we'll get his emerald. By the way, I haven't checked, but emeralds are valuable, right?",trying to kill moe so well get his emerald by the way i havent checked but emeralds are valuable right,20 +149059,532,248,"Homer Simpson: (GASP) Strong man, Moe may be ugly on the outside, but inside, you are the true monster. Leave my trailer forever!",1201000,TRUE,2,4253,Homer Simpson,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,"Strong man, Moe may be ugly on the outside, but inside, you are the true monster. Leave my trailer forever!",strong man moe may be ugly on the outside but inside you are the true monster leave my trailer forever,20 +149060,532,249,"Homer Simpson: You're rejecting me? But I'm in the best shape anyone is, in the nineteen thirties.",1210000,TRUE,2,4253,Homer Simpson,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,"You're rejecting me? But I'm in the best shape anyone is, in the nineteen thirties.",youre rejecting me but im in the best shape anyone is in the nineteen thirties,15 +149061,532,250,Marge Simpson: I said go!,1216000,TRUE,1,4253,Marge Simpson,MARGUERITE'S WAGON,I said go!,i said go,3 +149062,532,251,(CIRCUS: Ext. circus - LIving quarters - night),1222000,FALSE,NA,4251,NA,CIRCUS,NA,NA,NA +149063,532,252,Freaks: One of us! Gooble goo! One of us! Gooble goo!,1222000,TRUE,6382,4251,Freaks,CIRCUS,One of us! Gooble goo! One of us! Gooble goo!,one of us gooble goo one of us gooble goo,10 +149064,532,253,Homer Simpson: What the hell does gooble goo mean?,1226000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,What the hell does gooble goo mean?,what the hell does gooble goo mean,7 +149065,532,254,Freaks: We don't know! Gooble goo! We don't know! Gooble goo!,1228000,TRUE,6382,4251,Freaks,CIRCUS,We don't know! Gooble goo! We don't know! Gooble goo!,we dont know gooble goo we dont know gooble goo,10 +149066,532,255,"Homer Simpson: (GASPS) You killed Burnsum? Now who is gonna say ""Step right up""?",1236000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,"You killed Burnsum? Now who is gonna say ""Step right up""?",you killed burnsum now who is gonna say step right up,11 +149067,532,256,Freaks: Gooble goo! Gooble goo!,1239000,TRUE,6382,4251,Freaks,CIRCUS,Gooble goo! Gooble goo!,gooble goo gooble goo,4 +149068,532,257,Carl Carlson: Tar and feather him!,1242000,TRUE,170,4251,Carl Carlson,CIRCUS,Tar and feather him!,tar and feather him,4 +149069,532,258,Cletus Spuckler: Tear off his drumsticks!,1243000,TRUE,1413,4251,Cletus Spuckler,CIRCUS,Tear off his drumsticks!,tear off his drumsticks,4 +149070,532,259,Legless Wiseguy: Make him... one of us!,1246000,TRUE,6380,4251,Legless Wiseguy,CIRCUS,Make him... one of us!,make him one of us,5 +149071,532,260,Freaks: One of us! One of us! (CONTINUES),1248000,TRUE,6382,4251,Freaks,CIRCUS,One of us! One of us!,one of us one of us,6 +149072,532,261,Homer Simpson: This is exactly why circus attendance is plummeting!,1249000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,This is exactly why circus attendance is plummeting!,this is exactly why circus attendance is plummeting,8 +149073,532,262,(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - day),1253000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149074,532,263,"Homer Simpson: ...and that, kids, is how I met your mother.",1253000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"...and that, kids, is how I met your mother.",and that kids is how i met your mother,9 +149075,533,0,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. first church of Springfield - day),135000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149076,533,1,(First Church of Springfield: Int. church - continuous),135000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149077,533,2,Marge Simpson: Poor Chip. Such a big part of everyone's life.,135000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Poor Chip. Such a big part of everyone's life.,poor chip such a big part of everyones life,9 +149078,533,3,Homer Simpson: (SOMBER) People called him the sixth Simpson. Not sure why.,139000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,People called him the sixth Simpson. Not sure why.,people called him the sixth simpson not sure why,9 +149079,533,4,Hans Moleman: Chip did such a wonderful job with my biography.,143000,TRUE,963,131,Hans Moleman,First Church of Springfield,Chip did such a wonderful job with my biography.,chip did such a wonderful job with my biography,9 +149080,533,5,"Bumblebee Man: (FAST, EXCITED) Chip me ayudó a lidiar con mi pena después que mis padres se murieron jugando paintball!",156000,TRUE,908,131,Bumblebee Man,First Church of Springfield,Chip me ayudó a lidiar con mi pena después que mis padres se murieron jugando paintball!,chip me ayudó a lidiar con mi pena después que mis padres se murieron jugando paintball,16 +149081,533,6,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Chip was the life of Sector Six-F at the nuclear plant...but Chip once confessed to me... he did have a few regrets.,156000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Chip was the life of Sector Six-F at the nuclear plant...but Chip once confessed to me... he did have a few regrets.,chip was the life of sector six-f at the nuclear plantbut chip once confessed to me he did have a few regrets,22 +149082,533,7,Congregation: (ENORMOUS GASPS),156000,FALSE,1399,131,Congregation,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149083,533,8,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Chip regretted never ascending Mount Springfield from the south face. He regretted that the high school long jump record he set was wind-aided. We often spoke of that asterisk. He never broke par on hole seventeen at Springfield Mini Golf.,166000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Chip regretted never ascending Mount Springfield from the south face. He regretted that the high school long jump record he set was wind-aided. We often spoke of that asterisk. He never broke par on hole seventeen at Springfield Mini Golf.,chip regretted never ascending mount springfield from the south face he regretted that the high school long jump record he set was wind-aided we often spoke of that asterisk he never broke par on hole seventeen at springfield mini golf,40 +149085,533,10,"Patty Bouvier: (UNMOVED) Eh, everyone has regrets.",185000,TRUE,10,131,Patty Bouvier,First Church of Springfield,"Eh, everyone has regrets.",eh everyone has regrets,4 +149086,533,11,Marge Simpson: Not me!,187000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Not me!,not me,2 +149087,533,12,Patty Bouvier: (SOTTO TO MARGE) You?! Your marriage is a dead fish floating in a tank of stale beer. Your baby's addicted to pacifiers...and your son is out of control!,188000,TRUE,10,131,Patty Bouvier,First Church of Springfield,You?! Your marriage is a dead fish floating in a tank of stale beer. Your baby's addicted to pacifiers...and your son is out of control!,you your marriage is a dead fish floating in a tank of stale beer your babys addicted to pacifiersand your son is out of control,25 +149088,533,13,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Let us kneel...,201000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Let us kneel...,let us kneel,3 +149089,533,14,Joe Namath: My knees! Forty years of healing gone!,208000,TRUE,2351,131,Joe Namath,First Church of Springfield,My knees! Forty years of healing gone!,my knees forty years of healing gone,7 +149090,533,15,Marge Simpson: He's such a little dickens. Although Dickens was pretty well-behaved.,215000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,He's such a little dickens. Although Dickens was pretty well-behaved.,hes such a little dickens although dickens was pretty well-behaved,10 +149091,533,16,Patty Bouvier: (LOUD WHISPER) He's been screwed up since the moment Homer's D.N.A. staggered into your womb.,219000,TRUE,10,131,Patty Bouvier,First Church of Springfield,He's been screwed up since the moment Homer's D.N.A. staggered into your womb.,hes been screwed up since the moment homers dna staggered into your womb,13 +149092,533,17,"Marge Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) I have no regrets about that. It was a perfect pregnancy. Didn't smoke, didn't drink, lost three pounds. And every night before bed, Homer would give me a little kiss... music. (GASPS) Could Bart have been prenatally screwed up by the KISS music?",223000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"I have no regrets about that. It was a perfect pregnancy. Didn't smoke, didn't drink, lost three pounds. And every night before bed, Homer would give me a little kiss... music. Could Bart have been prenatally screwed up by the KISS music?",i have no regrets about that it was a perfect pregnancy didnt smoke didnt drink lost three pounds and every night before bed homer would give me a little kiss music could bart have been prenatally screwed up by the kiss music,42 +149093,533,18,(Marge and Homer's Old Apartment: int. marge and homer's old apartment - day),240000,FALSE,NA,4254,NA,Marge and Homer's Old Apartment,NA,NA,NA +149094,533,19,Marge Simpson: (SINGS LOUD) GET UP / EVERYBODY'S GONNA MOVE THEIR FEET,240000,TRUE,1,4254,Marge Simpson,Marge and Homer's Old Apartment,GET UP / EVERYBODY'S GONNA MOVE THEIR FEET,get up everybodys gonna move their feet,7 +149095,533,20,Homer Simpson: (SINGS LOUD) GET DOWN / EVERYBODY'S GONNA LEAVE THEIR SEAT (DOES INSTRUMENTAL),243000,TRUE,2,4254,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Old Apartment,GET DOWN / EVERYBODY'S GONNA LEAVE THEIR SEAT,get down everybodys gonna leave their seat,7 +149096,533,21,Marge Simpson: (SING) YOU GOTTA LOSE YOUR MIND IN DETROIT ROCK CITY!,246000,TRUE,1,4254,Marge Simpson,Marge and Homer's Old Apartment,YOU GOTTA LOSE YOUR MIND IN DETROIT ROCK CITY!,you gotta lose your mind in detroit rock city,9 +149097,533,22,"Homer Simpson: Man, this is the weirdest pregnancy craving ever.",252000,TRUE,2,4254,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Old Apartment,"Man, this is the weirdest pregnancy craving ever.",man this is the weirdest pregnancy craving ever,8 +149098,533,23,"Marge Simpson: Well, for some reason it relaxes me. Now do that thing Gene Simmons does.",256000,TRUE,1,4254,Marge Simpson,Marge and Homer's Old Apartment,"Well, for some reason it relaxes me. Now do that thing Gene Simmons does.",well for some reason it relaxes me now do that thing gene simmons does,14 +149099,533,24,Homer Simpson: Overstay my welcome for forty years?,260000,TRUE,2,4254,Homer Simpson,Marge and Homer's Old Apartment,Overstay my welcome for forty years?,overstay my welcome for forty years,6 +149100,533,25,(First Church of Springfield: Int. church - present),267000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149101,533,26,"Kent Brockman's Thoughts: Regrets, eh? This local newsman's had a few, covering a town of backwater rubes who for some reason hate my guts.",267000,TRUE,6383,131,Kent Brockman's Thoughts,First Church of Springfield,"Regrets, eh? This local newsman's had a few, covering a town of backwater rubes who for some reason hate my guts.",regrets eh this local newsmans had a few covering a town of backwater rubes who for some reason hate my guts,21 +149102,533,27,"Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, (SIGHS) live at the Springfield Peach Parade. Sir, could you give us eight seconds of your homespun wisdom?",274000,TRUE,211,131,Kent Brockman,First Church of Springfield,"This is Kent Brockman, live at the Springfield Peach Parade. Sir, could you give us eight seconds of your homespun wisdom?",this is kent brockman live at the springfield peach parade sir could you give us eight seconds of your homespun wisdom,21 +149103,533,28,"Cletus Spuckler: It's a little known fact that you can get head lice from peaches. This is my daughter, Peaches.",283000,TRUE,1413,131,Cletus Spuckler,First Church of Springfield,"It's a little known fact that you can get head lice from peaches. This is my daughter, Peaches.",its a little known fact that you can get head lice from peaches this is my daughter peaches,18 +149104,533,29,Kent Brockman: (SIGHS) We'll have more regrets at eleven tonight following an all-new bottle of scotch.,289000,TRUE,211,131,Kent Brockman,First Church of Springfield,We'll have more regrets at eleven tonight following an all-new bottle of scotch.,well have more regrets at eleven tonight following an all-new bottle of scotch,13 +149106,533,31,(Alley McBalls: Int. Alley mcballs - day - the past),307000,FALSE,NA,4255,NA,Alley McBalls,NA,NA,NA +149107,533,32,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) I'm thinking about it!,307000,TRUE,2,4255,Homer Simpson,Alley McBalls,I'm thinking about it!,im thinking about it,4 +149108,533,33,Homer Simpson: (SHUDDERS) That's the coolest bowling ball I've ever seen.,317000,TRUE,2,4255,Homer Simpson,Alley McBalls,That's the coolest bowling ball I've ever seen.,thats the coolest bowling ball ive ever seen,8 +149109,533,34,"Homer Simpson: Hello, Bear Stearns? I'd like to sell all my Apple stock so I can buy a fancy bowling ball. You heard me. Technology is a fad. Heavy blue balls are the future.",323000,TRUE,2,4255,Homer Simpson,Alley McBalls,"Hello, Bear Stearns? I'd like to sell all my Apple stock so I can buy a fancy bowling ball. You heard me. Technology is a fad. Heavy blue balls are the future.",hello bear stearns id like to sell all my apple stock so i can buy a fancy bowling ball you heard me technology is a fad heavy blue balls are the future,32 +149110,533,35,(First Church of Springfield: Int. church - present day),335000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149111,533,36,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Now, let us text on our ubiquitous Apple tablets and phones...",335000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Now, let us text on our ubiquitous Apple tablets and phones...",now let us text on our ubiquitous apple tablets and phones,11 +149112,533,37,"Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN, TO BALL) You cost me a piece of all of that!",343000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,You cost me a piece of all of that!,you cost me a piece of all of that,9 +149113,533,38,"Homer Simpson: Aw, don't cry. (BRUSHES TEARS AWAY)",347000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Aw, don't cry.",aw dont cry,3 +149114,533,39,"C. Montgomery Burns: If it makes you feel worse, I'm the man who bought the stock you sold.",349000,TRUE,15,131,C. Montgomery Burns,First Church of Springfield,"If it makes you feel worse, I'm the man who bought the stock you sold.",if it makes you feel worse im the man who bought the stock you sold,15 +149115,533,40,Homer Simpson: I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all.,353000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,I'll bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all.,ill bet a rich man like you has no regrets at all,12 +149116,533,41,C. Montgomery Burns: Just one.,356000,TRUE,15,131,C. Montgomery Burns,First Church of Springfield,Just one.,just one,2 +149117,533,42,C. Montgomery Burns: (WISTFUL) The girl that got away. She broke my first heart.,358000,TRUE,15,131,C. Montgomery Burns,First Church of Springfield,The girl that got away. She broke my first heart.,the girl that got away she broke my first heart,10 +149118,533,43,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: So, is there truly anyone among us without regrets?",362000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"So, is there truly anyone among us without regrets?",so is there truly anyone among us without regrets,9 +149119,533,44,Agnes Skinner: I have no regrets!,366000,TRUE,192,131,Agnes Skinner,First Church of Springfield,I have no regrets!,i have no regrets,4 +149120,533,45,"Seymour Skinner: (HOPEFUL) Really, mother?",368000,TRUE,3,131,Seymour Skinner,First Church of Springfield,"Really, mother?",really mother,2 +149121,533,46,"Agnes Skinner: Oh, I didn't see you there.",369000,TRUE,192,131,Agnes Skinner,First Church of Springfield,"Oh, I didn't see you there.",oh i didnt see you there,6 +149122,533,47,(First Church of Springfield: ext. First church of springfield - day),377000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149123,533,48,Bart Simpson: (IRISH ACCENT) I'm Father O'Greedy! Dimes for the needy!,377000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,I'm Father O'Greedy! Dimes for the needy!,im father ogreedy dimes for the needy,7 +149124,533,49,Milhouse Van Houten: (CHUCKLES),377000,FALSE,25,131,Milhouse Van Houten,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149125,533,50,Luann Van Houten: Milhouse! Are you the bottom half of that mischief?,381000,TRUE,591,131,Luann Van Houten,First Church of Springfield,Milhouse! Are you the bottom half of that mischief?,milhouse are you the bottom half of that mischief,9 +149126,533,51,Milhouse Van Houten: Uh...,384000,TRUE,25,131,Milhouse Van Houten,First Church of Springfield,Uh...,uh,1 +149127,533,52,Milhouse Van Houten: Uh... uh...,384000,TRUE,25,131,Milhouse Van Houten,First Church of Springfield,Uh... uh...,uh uh,2 +149128,533,53,Jasper Beardly: Oh my!,387000,TRUE,273,131,Jasper Beardly,First Church of Springfield,Oh my!,oh my,2 +149129,533,54,"Bart Simpson: My pants, like the Lord, work in mysterious ways.",389000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"My pants, like the Lord, work in mysterious ways.",my pants like the lord work in mysterious ways,9 +149130,533,55,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (ANGRY) Return those vestments!,393000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Return those vestments!,return those vestments,3 +149131,533,56,"C. Montgomery Burns: Speaking of return on investments, my Apple stock is up thirty-five hundred percent!",394000,TRUE,15,131,C. Montgomery Burns,First Church of Springfield,"Speaking of return on investments, my Apple stock is up thirty-five hundred percent!",speaking of return on investments my apple stock is up thirty-five hundred percent,13 +149132,533,57,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) You misheard that on purpose!,398000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,You misheard that on purpose!,you misheard that on purpose,5 +149133,533,58,Ned Flanders: (PANICKY) Tithe denied! Tithe denied!,404000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,Tithe denied! Tithe denied!,tithe denied tithe denied,4 +149134,533,59,Marge Simpson: (UPSET) Must find way... to blame myself.,407000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Must find way... to blame myself.,must find way to blame myself,6 +149135,533,60,(Marge's Bedroom: Int. Marge's bedroom - the past),413000,FALSE,NA,313,NA,Marge's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149136,533,61,"Homer Simpson: (READING) Um... it says I should give you ""lumbar support."" Better go to the lumberyard...",413000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"Um... it says I should give you ""lumbar support."" Better go to the lumberyard...",um it says i should give you lumbar support better go to the lumberyard,14 +149137,533,62,Marge Simpson: Lumbar! It means lower back. How many times will you make that mistake?,419000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,Lumbar! It means lower back. How many times will you make that mistake?,lumbar it means lower back how many times will you make that mistake,13 +149138,533,63,Marge Simpson: Just put on the KISS record.,424000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,Just put on the KISS record.,just put on the kiss record,6 +149140,533,65,"Marge Simpson: Anything from ""Love Gun""!",426000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"Anything from ""Love Gun""!",anything from love gun,4 +149141,533,66,"Homer Simpson: Hey book, are you expecting this?",430000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,"Hey book, are you expecting this?",hey book are you expecting this,6 +149142,533,67,Homer Simpson: And while I'm at it... burn dumb helpful books!,433000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,And while I'm at it... burn dumb helpful books!,and while im at it burn dumb helpful books,9 +149143,533,68,Homer Simpson: That is a good fire.,438000,TRUE,2,313,Homer Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,That is a good fire.,that is a good fire,5 +149144,533,69,"Milhouse Van Houten: You're going down, Bart!",444000,TRUE,25,313,Milhouse Van Houten,Marge's Bedroom,"You're going down, Bart!",youre going down bart,4 +149145,533,70,"C. Montgomery Burns: Ah, reckless youth.",448000,TRUE,15,313,C. Montgomery Burns,Marge's Bedroom,"Ah, reckless youth.",ah reckless youth,3 +149146,533,71,Waylon Smithers: He'll be okay.,448000,TRUE,14,313,Waylon Smithers,Marge's Bedroom,He'll be okay.,hell be okay,3 +149147,533,72,C. Montgomery Burns: I was referring to him.,450000,TRUE,15,313,C. Montgomery Burns,Marge's Bedroom,I was referring to him.,i was referring to him,5 +149148,533,73,"C. Montgomery Burns: I had a spring in my step like that once, back when I met Lilah.",453000,TRUE,15,313,C. Montgomery Burns,Marge's Bedroom,"I had a spring in my step like that once, back when I met Lilah.",i had a spring in my step like that once back when i met lilah,15 +149149,533,74,(Paris: Ext. paris - DAY),459000,FALSE,NA,3209,NA,Paris,NA,NA,NA +149150,533,75,MR. BURNS.: Lilah ran a little crepe stand in the 7th arrondisement.,459000,TRUE,6384,3209,MR. BURNS.,Paris,Lilah ran a little crepe stand in the 7th arrondisement.,lilah ran a little crepe stand in the 7th arrondisement,10 +149151,533,76,(ARTIST'S GARRET: Int. artist's garret - day),464000,FALSE,NA,4256,NA,ARTIST'S GARRET,NA,NA,NA +149152,533,77,"Lilah: Oh Monty. Looking at you, I could lie in this unheated garret forever.",464000,TRUE,6385,4256,Lilah,ARTIST'S GARRET,"Oh Monty. Looking at you, I could lie in this unheated garret forever.",oh monty looking at you i could lie in this unheated garret forever,13 +149157,533,82,Demon: (WAILS),479000,FALSE,4423,4256,Demon,ARTIST'S GARRET,NA,NA,NA +149160,533,85,"Lilah: Oh, Monty... you must promise me one thing.",489000,TRUE,6385,4256,Lilah,ARTIST'S GARRET,"Oh, Monty... you must promise me one thing.",oh monty you must promise me one thing,8 +149161,533,86,C. Montgomery Burns: Anything she wanted I was willing to do. Anything. Except...,497000,TRUE,15,4256,C. Montgomery Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,Anything she wanted I was willing to do. Anything. Except...,anything she wanted i was willing to do anything except,10 +149162,533,87,Lilah: All I ask is that you set aside five minutes a day to think of others.,502000,TRUE,6385,4256,Lilah,ARTIST'S GARRET,All I ask is that you set aside five minutes a day to think of others.,all i ask is that you set aside five minutes a day to think of others,16 +149164,533,89,Lilah: (SMALL SOB) I shall find another husband. As good as you are evil.,510000,TRUE,6385,4256,Lilah,ARTIST'S GARRET,I shall find another husband. As good as you are evil.,i shall find another husband as good as you are evil,11 +149166,533,91,C. Montgomery Burns: All I have left is my drawing.,518000,TRUE,15,4256,C. Montgomery Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,All I have left is my drawing.,all i have left is my drawing,7 +149167,533,92,"C. Montgomery Burns: It looked a lot better in my memory. (THINKS) But do you know what, Smithers? I will find Lilah and win her back... I'll just check with the old gang. Hemingway!",521000,TRUE,15,4256,C. Montgomery Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,"It looked a lot better in my memory. But do you know what, Smithers? I will find Lilah and win her back... I'll just check with the old gang. Hemingway!",it looked a lot better in my memory but do you know what smithers i will find lilah and win her back ill just check with the old gang hemingway,30 +149168,533,93,C. Montgomery Burns: Picasso!,532000,TRUE,15,4256,C. Montgomery Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,Picasso!,picasso,1 +149169,533,94,C. Montgomery Burns: Matador Juan Belmonte!,534000,TRUE,15,4256,C. Montgomery Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,Matador Juan Belmonte!,matador juan belmonte,3 +149170,533,95,C. Montgomery Burns: And Stalin!,537000,TRUE,15,4256,C. Montgomery Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,And Stalin!,and stalin,2 +149171,533,96,C. Montgomery Burns: That man could really put pressure on you.,540000,TRUE,15,4256,C. Montgomery Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,That man could really put pressure on you.,that man could really put pressure on you,8 +149172,533,97,"Rachel Maddow: Hello, Kent.",542000,TRUE,6386,4256,Rachel Maddow,ARTIST'S GARRET,"Hello, Kent.",hello kent,2 +149228,533,153,"Milhouse Van Houten: Why are you doin' this, Bart?",778000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Why are you doin' this, Bart?",why are you doin this bart,6 +149173,533,98,"Kent Brockman: (GRUMPY) Well, well, well, Rachel Maddow. Everyone came back for Chip's funeral.",543000,TRUE,211,4256,Kent Brockman,ARTIST'S GARRET,"Well, well, well, Rachel Maddow. Everyone came back for Chip's funeral.",well well well rachel maddow everyone came back for chips funeral,11 +149174,533,99,"Rachel Maddow: I was flying from D.C. to New York, and of course I had the layover in Springfield. How's the gang at Channel Six?",547000,TRUE,6386,4256,Rachel Maddow,ARTIST'S GARRET,"I was flying from D.C. to New York, and of course I had the layover in Springfield. How's the gang at Channel Six?",i was flying from dc to new york and of course i had the layover in springfield hows the gang at channel six,23 +149175,533,100,"Kent Brockman: Look, let's get this out of the way. Just because we both worked at Channel Six and you made it big and I didn't doesn't mean I'm bitter.",553000,TRUE,211,4256,Kent Brockman,ARTIST'S GARRET,"Look, let's get this out of the way. Just because we both worked at Channel Six and you made it big and I didn't doesn't mean I'm bitter.",look lets get this out of the way just because we both worked at channel six and you made it big and i didnt doesnt mean im bitter,28 +149176,533,101,Rachel Maddow: Um... is that your car?,553000,TRUE,6386,4256,Rachel Maddow,ARTIST'S GARRET,Um... is that your car?,um is that your car,5 +149177,533,102,Kent Brockman: Maybe.,560000,TRUE,211,4256,Kent Brockman,ARTIST'S GARRET,Maybe.,maybe,1 +149178,533,103,"Rachel Maddow: Kent, I'm going to tell you the most important mistake you ever made... after this break.",562000,TRUE,6386,4256,Rachel Maddow,ARTIST'S GARRET,"Kent, I'm going to tell you the most important mistake you ever made... after this break.",kent im going to tell you the most important mistake you ever made after this break,16 +149179,533,104,"Rachel Maddow: So Kent, that mistake you made? That fundamental life-changing error? That cosmic fail? That--",568000,TRUE,6386,4256,Rachel Maddow,ARTIST'S GARRET,"So Kent, that mistake you made? That fundamental life-changing error? That cosmic fail? That--",so kent that mistake you made that fundamental life-changing error that cosmic fail that--,14 +149180,533,105,Kent Brockman: Just tell me already!,574000,TRUE,211,4256,Kent Brockman,ARTIST'S GARRET,Just tell me already!,just tell me already,4 +149181,533,106,Rachel Maddow: After this break.,574000,TRUE,6386,4256,Rachel Maddow,ARTIST'S GARRET,After this break.,after this break,3 +149182,533,107,Rachel Maddow: You could've come with me. But you were suckling the dual teats of infotainment and celebrifawning!,576000,TRUE,6386,4256,Rachel Maddow,ARTIST'S GARRET,You could've come with me. But you were suckling the dual teats of infotainment and celebrifawning!,you couldve come with me but you were suckling the dual teats of infotainment and celebrifawning,16 +149183,533,108,"Rachel Maddow: So, tell us about your new movie.",585000,TRUE,6386,4256,Rachel Maddow,ARTIST'S GARRET,"So, tell us about your new movie.",so tell us about your new movie,7 +149184,533,109,Rainier Wolfcastle: It's fantastic. The studio let us play in their sandbox.,587000,TRUE,1114,4256,Rainier Wolfcastle,ARTIST'S GARRET,It's fantastic. The studio let us play in their sandbox.,its fantastic the studio let us play in their sandbox,10 +149185,533,110,Kent Brockman: Great! We have a clip.,591000,TRUE,211,4256,Kent Brockman,ARTIST'S GARRET,Great! We have a clip.,great we have a clip,5 +149186,533,111,"Rainier Wolfcastle: (AGHAST) No! No, don't show it! There aren't five good seconds in the whole film!",591000,TRUE,1114,4256,Rainier Wolfcastle,ARTIST'S GARRET,"No! No, don't show it! There aren't five good seconds in the whole film!",no no dont show it there arent five good seconds in the whole film,14 +149187,533,112,(Luigi's: EXT. LUIGI'S - ESTABLISHING - LATER),599000,FALSE,NA,1186,NA,Luigi's,NA,NA,NA +149188,533,113,"Kent Brockman: (SHAKES HEAD) I'm not a newsman anymore, I'm a geologist. I keep discovering a new rock bottom.",599000,TRUE,211,1186,Kent Brockman,Luigi's,"I'm not a newsman anymore, I'm a geologist. I keep discovering a new rock bottom.",im not a newsman anymore im a geologist i keep discovering a new rock bottom,15 +149189,533,114,"Rachel Maddow: Kent, I think I've found my ticket out of this town, or at least to a better Springfield.",604000,TRUE,6386,1186,Rachel Maddow,Luigi's,"Kent, I think I've found my ticket out of this town, or at least to a better Springfield.",kent i think ive found my ticket out of this town or at least to a better springfield,18 +149190,533,115,Luigi: You two newshounds working on a story? How 'bout this? Mario's down the street found a rat in their pasta.,609000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,You two newshounds working on a story? How 'bout this? Mario's down the street found a rat in their pasta.,you two newshounds working on a story how bout this marios down the street found a rat in their pasta,20 +149191,533,116,Kent Brockman: When did that happen?,616000,TRUE,211,1186,Kent Brockman,Luigi's,When did that happen?,when did that happen,4 +149192,533,117,Luigi: Whenever you want (WINKS) Eh?,617000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,Whenever you want Eh?,whenever you want eh,4 +149193,533,118,"Kent Brockman: Rachel, can I come? We can share blazers!",619000,TRUE,211,1186,Kent Brockman,Luigi's,"Rachel, can I come? We can share blazers!",rachel can i come we can share blazers,8 +149194,533,119,Rachel Maddow: (TO KENT) Just follow me.,622000,TRUE,6386,1186,Rachel Maddow,Luigi's,Just follow me.,just follow me,3 +149195,533,120,"Luigi: At Mario's, the picture of Sinatra on the wall... is signed by Frank Junior! The frame hides the Junior!",624000,TRUE,1435,1186,Luigi,Luigi's,"At Mario's, the picture of Sinatra on the wall... is signed by Frank Junior! The frame hides the Junior!",at marios the picture of sinatra on the wall is signed by frank junior the frame hides the junior,19 +149196,533,121,(Springfield Forest: Ext. springfield FOREST - night),631000,FALSE,NA,1883,NA,Springfield Forest,NA,NA,NA +149197,533,122,Rachel Maddow: Someone's been dumping tires in the forest.,631000,TRUE,6386,1883,Rachel Maddow,Springfield Forest,Someone's been dumping tires in the forest.,someones been dumping tires in the forest,7 +149198,533,123,"Kent Brockman: Willikers! In my three years of soft news, I've never seen anything like this.",635000,TRUE,211,1883,Kent Brockman,Springfield Forest,"Willikers! In my three years of soft news, I've never seen anything like this.",willikers in my three years of soft news ive never seen anything like this,14 +149199,533,124,Krusty the Clown: Those are tires from my ill-fated Krusty Town Car. It would explode if people gripped the wheel too tightly.,639000,TRUE,139,1883,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Forest,Those are tires from my ill-fated Krusty Town Car. It would explode if people gripped the wheel too tightly.,those are tires from my ill-fated krusty town car it would explode if people gripped the wheel too tightly,19 +149200,533,125,"Krusty the Clown: You're not tellin' no one! As the four p.m. clown, I have complete control of Channel Six's news division.",647000,TRUE,139,1883,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Forest,"You're not tellin' no one! As the four p.m. clown, I have complete control of Channel Six's news division.",youre not tellin no one as the four pm clown i have complete control of channel sixs news division,19 +149201,533,126,Rachel Maddow: Local news is a joke. I'm going to cable.,656000,TRUE,6386,1883,Rachel Maddow,Springfield Forest,Local news is a joke. I'm going to cable.,local news is a joke im going to cable,9 +149202,533,127,Krusty the Clown: (SNEERING) Cable news? Bah! People only want news at six p.m. from white guys on weekdays and black guys on weekends.,659000,TRUE,139,1883,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Forest,Cable news? Bah! People only want news at six p.m. from white guys on weekdays and black guys on weekends.,cable news bah people only want news at six pm from white guys on weekdays and black guys on weekends,20 +149203,533,128,"Rachel Maddow: We'll see about that. Yes, we shall see. About that, things will be seen. By us. (STARTS TO LEAVE) Kent? You coming?",667000,TRUE,6386,1883,Rachel Maddow,Springfield Forest,"We'll see about that. Yes, we shall see. About that, things will be seen. By us. Kent? You coming?",well see about that yes we shall see about that things will be seen by us kent you coming,19 +149204,533,129,Krusty the Clown: He ain't comin'. This little piggy's afraid to leave his cushy anchorman slop trough.,677000,TRUE,139,1883,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Forest,He ain't comin'. This little piggy's afraid to leave his cushy anchorman slop trough.,he aint comin this little piggys afraid to leave his cushy anchorman slop trough,14 +149205,533,130,"Kent Brockman: Could you uh, phrase that a little more nicely?",682000,TRUE,211,1883,Kent Brockman,Springfield Forest,"Could you uh, phrase that a little more nicely?",could you uh phrase that a little more nicely,9 +149206,533,131,"Krusty the Clown: Sorry. (TO RACHEL) He (AIR QUOTES) ""isn't"" coming.",685000,TRUE,139,1883,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Forest,"Sorry. He ""isn't"" coming.",sorry he isnt coming,4 +149207,533,132,"Rachel Maddow: You'll regret this Kent, when I have my own show and you're stuck here tracking Santa's flight from the North Pole. Oh look, he's over Greenland.",688000,TRUE,6386,1883,Rachel Maddow,Springfield Forest,"You'll regret this Kent, when I have my own show and you're stuck here tracking Santa's flight from the North Pole. Oh look, he's over Greenland.",youll regret this kent when i have my own show and youre stuck here tracking santas flight from the north pole oh look hes over greenland,26 +149208,533,133,"Krusty the Clown: Don't worry, piggy, you made the right choice.",694000,TRUE,139,1883,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Forest,"Don't worry, piggy, you made the right choice.",dont worry piggy you made the right choice,8 +149209,533,134,"Krusty the Clown: Eh, it'll burn out in an hour or so.",705000,TRUE,139,1883,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Forest,"Eh, it'll burn out in an hour or so.",eh itll burn out in an hour or so,9 +149210,533,135,(Burns Manor: Ext. Burns' mansion - day - the present - establishing),715000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +149211,533,136,(Mansion: Int. mansion - continuous),715000,FALSE,NA,338,NA,Mansion,NA,NA,NA +149212,533,137,"Dexter Colt: (ROBERT STACK) Look Burns, I've got the dope on your sweetie. She's still alive and she just got over being mad at you last week.",715000,TRUE,6387,338,Dexter Colt,Mansion,"Look Burns, I've got the dope on your sweetie. She's still alive and she just got over being mad at you last week.",look burns ive got the dope on your sweetie shes still alive and she just got over being mad at you last week,23 +149213,533,138,C. Montgomery Burns: Lilah's alive?!,722000,TRUE,15,338,C. Montgomery Burns,Mansion,Lilah's alive?!,lilahs alive,2 +149214,533,139,"Dexter Colt: Yeah, well, uh, she's alive, but... she's a nun.",723000,TRUE,6387,338,Dexter Colt,Mansion,"Yeah, well, uh, she's alive, but... she's a nun.",yeah well uh shes alive but shes a nun,9 +149215,533,140,"C. Montgomery Burns: Married to Jesus, eh? (HOPEFUL) Does he beat her?",727000,TRUE,15,338,C. Montgomery Burns,Mansion,"Married to Jesus, eh? Does he beat her?",married to jesus eh does he beat her,8 +149216,533,141,"Dexter Colt: Jesus? No, he's a real Eagle Scout, that one. But your penguin's not a Catholic. She's a Buddhist nun. Spent her life expressing her sexuality with a Zen garden.",729000,TRUE,6387,338,Dexter Colt,Mansion,"Jesus? No, he's a real Eagle Scout, that one. But your penguin's not a Catholic. She's a Buddhist nun. Spent her life expressing her sexuality with a Zen garden.",jesus no hes a real eagle scout that one but your penguins not a catholic shes a buddhist nun spent her life expressing her sexuality with a zen garden,29 +149217,533,142,"C. Montgomery Burns: Those raked rocks could've been me! (SNATCHES PHOTOS) Now since you're so good at finding things, find the exit!",738000,TRUE,15,338,C. Montgomery Burns,Mansion,"Those raked rocks could've been me! Now since you're so good at finding things, find the exit!",those raked rocks couldve been me now since youre so good at finding things find the exit,17 +149218,533,143,Dexter Colt: There is the little matter of my fee.,743000,TRUE,6387,338,Dexter Colt,Mansion,There is the little matter of my fee.,there is the little matter of my fee,8 +149219,533,144,C. Montgomery Burns: You're becoming very tiresome.,746000,TRUE,15,338,C. Montgomery Burns,Mansion,You're becoming very tiresome.,youre becoming very tiresome,4 +149220,533,145,C. Montgomery Burns: (DOPPLER) Who moved my desk?!,749000,TRUE,15,338,C. Montgomery Burns,Mansion,Who moved my desk?!,who moved my desk,4 +149221,533,146,(NEW YORK STREET: Ext. New York street - day - the present),755000,FALSE,NA,4257,NA,NEW YORK STREET,NA,NA,NA +149222,533,147,Kent Brockman: (TO SELF) Here I am. Cable news alley.,755000,TRUE,211,4257,Kent Brockman,NEW YORK STREET,Here I am. Cable news alley.,here i am cable news alley,6 +149223,533,148,Kent Brockman: Fox News. Is this really how I want to get back in the big leagues? Let's see how print journalism is doing.,766000,TRUE,211,4257,Kent Brockman,NEW YORK STREET,Fox News. Is this really how I want to get back in the big leagues? Let's see how print journalism is doing.,fox news is this really how i want to get back in the big leagues lets see how print journalism is doing,22 +149224,533,149,"Kent Brockman: Sir, do you sell the New York Times?",772000,TRUE,211,4257,Kent Brockman,NEW YORK STREET,"Sir, do you sell the New York Times?",sir do you sell the new york times,8 +149225,533,150,"""newsstand Operator"": Sir, we are the New York Times.",774000,TRUE,6388,4257,newsstand Operator,NEW YORK STREET,"Sir, we are the New York Times.",sir we are the new york times,7 +149229,533,154,"Bart Simpson: Fifty percent attention-seeking, fifty percent to drop things on people.",781000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fifty percent attention-seeking, fifty percent to drop things on people.",fifty percent attention-seeking fifty percent to drop things on people,10 +149230,533,155,Ralph Wiggum: He's gonna visit my sky granny!,786000,TRUE,119,5,Ralph Wiggum,Simpson Home,He's gonna visit my sky granny!,hes gonna visit my sky granny,6 +149231,533,156,(FOX NEWS: Int. fox news - day),789000,FALSE,NA,4258,NA,FOX NEWS,NA,NA,NA +149232,533,157,"Interviewer: To work at Fox News, all you have to be able to do is operate this device. Now when a Republican is in trouble...",789000,TRUE,19,4258,Interviewer,FOX NEWS,"To work at Fox News, all you have to be able to do is operate this device. Now when a Republican is in trouble...",to work at fox news all you have to be able to do is operate this device now when a republican is in trouble,24 +149233,533,158,Congressman: (MILD SOUTHERN ACCENT) At the time I didn't know it was illegal to sex up a cow on the Capital steps.,796000,TRUE,1915,4258,Congressman,FOX NEWS,At the time I didn't know it was illegal to sex up a cow on the Capital steps.,at the time i didnt know it was illegal to sex up a cow on the capital steps,18 +149234,533,159,Interviewer: ...we simply do this...,802000,TRUE,19,4258,Interviewer,FOX NEWS,...we simply do this...,we simply do this,4 +149235,533,160,Interviewer: Now you try.,809000,TRUE,19,4258,Interviewer,FOX NEWS,Now you try.,now you try,3 +149236,533,161,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),824000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +149237,533,162,Homer Simpson: (TO BALL) We've had some good times.,824000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,We've had some good times.,weve had some good times,5 +149238,533,163,Homer Simpson: And you sat on the gas pedal when my foot fell asleep. So I'm gettin' you shined up nice.,846000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,And you sat on the gas pedal when my foot fell asleep. So I'm gettin' you shined up nice.,and you sat on the gas pedal when my foot fell asleep so im gettin you shined up nice,19 +149239,533,164,(Sporting Goods Store: Ext. sporting goods store - day),852000,FALSE,NA,1694,NA,Sporting Goods Store,NA,NA,NA +149240,533,165,Homer Simpson: What the? (ANGUISHED NOISE),852000,TRUE,2,1694,Homer Simpson,Sporting Goods Store,What the?,what the,2 +149241,533,166,"Store Owner: (WISEGUY VOICE) That's a ball-proof window, sir.",856000,TRUE,1806,1694,Store Owner,Sporting Goods Store,"That's a ball-proof window, sir.",thats a ball-proof window sir,5 +149242,533,167,Store Owner: Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital?,858000,TRUE,1806,1694,Store Owner,Sporting Goods Store,Would you like me to ask Siri for a nearby hospital?,would you like me to ask siri for a nearby hospital,11 +149243,533,168,"Siri: (PRE-RECORDED) I'm sorry. I don't see any ""hops petals"" near you. Deleting all contact information.",860000,TRUE,6389,1694,Siri,Sporting Goods Store,"I'm sorry. I don't see any ""hops petals"" near you. Deleting all contact information.",im sorry i dont see any hops petals near you deleting all contact information,14 +149244,533,169,"Store Owner: (MAD) No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri!",866000,TRUE,1806,1694,Store Owner,Sporting Goods Store,"No, no, I didn't ask you to do that, Siri!",no no i didnt ask you to do that siri,10 +149245,533,170,Siri: Delete confirmed.,868000,TRUE,6389,1694,Siri,Sporting Goods Store,Delete confirmed.,delete confirmed,2 +149246,533,171,"Bart Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE) Okay Bart, be cool. Calm down. You're not gonna die up here.",873000,TRUE,8,1694,Bart Simpson,Sporting Goods Store,"Okay Bart, be cool. Calm down. You're not gonna die up here.",okay bart be cool calm down youre not gonna die up here,12 +149247,533,172,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),873000,FALSE,8,1694,Bart Simpson,Sporting Goods Store,NA,NA,NA +149248,533,173,(Motel: Ext. motel - day),904000,FALSE,NA,1086,NA,Motel,NA,NA,NA +149249,533,174,(Motel Room: Int. motel room - continuous),904000,FALSE,NA,204,NA,Motel Room,NA,NA,NA +149250,533,175,"Lilah: Oh Monty, I can't believe you found me after all these years. (LEANS IN) I've saved myself for you.",904000,TRUE,6385,204,Lilah,Motel Room,"Oh Monty, I can't believe you found me after all these years. I've saved myself for you.",oh monty i cant believe you found me after all these years ive saved myself for you,17 +149251,533,176,"C. Montgomery Burns: (NERVOUS) Well then, I should disrobe at once. (PICKS UP PHONE) Housekeeping! Send up a Chinese dressing screen! And one of Firestone's finest vulcanized prophylactics! (HANGS UP) Be right back.",911000,TRUE,15,204,C. Montgomery Burns,Motel Room,"Well then, I should disrobe at once. Housekeeping! Send up a Chinese dressing screen! And one of Firestone's finest vulcanized prophylactics! Be right back.",well then i should disrobe at once housekeeping send up a chinese dressing screen and one of firestones finest vulcanized prophylactics be right back,24 +149252,533,177,(Bathroom: Int. bathroom - continuous),920000,FALSE,NA,92,NA,Bathroom,NA,NA,NA +149253,533,178,C. Montgomery Burns: (CALLS OUT WINDOW) Smithers! Which do I take first? The rhino horn or the tiger tongue?,920000,TRUE,15,92,C. Montgomery Burns,Bathroom,Smithers! Which do I take first? The rhino horn or the tiger tongue?,smithers which do i take first the rhino horn or the tiger tongue,13 +149254,533,179,"Waylon Smithers: I have my doubts about both, sir.",929000,TRUE,14,92,Waylon Smithers,Bathroom,"I have my doubts about both, sir.",i have my doubts about both sir,7 +149255,533,180,C. Montgomery Burns: Bah! I'll just do it the old-fashioned way. With my pump.,931000,TRUE,15,92,C. Montgomery Burns,Bathroom,Bah! I'll just do it the old-fashioned way. With my pump.,bah ill just do it the old-fashioned way with my pump,11 +149256,533,181,"C. Montgomery Burns: (YELLS) Just powdering my nose, darling!",938000,TRUE,15,92,C. Montgomery Burns,Bathroom,"Just powdering my nose, darling!",just powdering my nose darling,5 +149257,533,182,(Bedroom: Int. bedroom - continuous),945000,FALSE,NA,298,NA,Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149258,533,183,C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers! Run down to Sears Roebuck and get a five-eighths inch Phillips head bolt!,945000,TRUE,15,298,C. Montgomery Burns,Bedroom,Smithers! Run down to Sears Roebuck and get a five-eighths inch Phillips head bolt!,smithers run down to sears roebuck and get a five-eighths inch phillips head bolt,14 +149259,533,184,(Channel 6 Studios: Ext. channel 6 - parking lot - day),951000,FALSE,NA,971,NA,Channel 6 Studios,NA,NA,NA +149344,534,24,Kirk Van Houten: (DOPPLER) To the tooth-whitening kiosk!,178000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,To the tooth-whitening kiosk!,to the tooth-whitening kiosk,4 +149260,533,185,"Kent Brockman: (SIGHS) Here I am, slowly dying every day at five, six and eleven.",951000,TRUE,211,971,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 Studios,"Here I am, slowly dying every day at five, six and eleven.",here i am slowly dying every day at five six and eleven,12 +149261,533,186,Bart Simpson: (IN DISTANCE) Help! Help!,956000,TRUE,8,971,Bart Simpson,Channel 6 Studios,Help! Help!,help help,2 +149262,533,187,Bart Simpson: Child in danger with exciting visuals!,958000,TRUE,8,971,Bart Simpson,Channel 6 Studios,Child in danger with exciting visuals!,child in danger with exciting visuals,6 +149263,533,188,Kent Brockman: This kid's corpse could be my magic carpet. (CALLING OUT) Get me a cameraman!,961000,TRUE,211,971,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 Studios,This kid's corpse could be my magic carpet. Get me a cameraman!,this kids corpse could be my magic carpet get me a cameraman,12 +149264,533,189,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - kitchen - day),965000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149265,533,190,"Kent Brockman: The movie ""Up"" has come horribly to life over Springfield. A local boy clings to life in a story that proves this reporter's relevance!",965000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"The movie ""Up"" has come horribly to life over Springfield. A local boy clings to life in a story that proves this reporter's relevance!",the movie up has come horribly to life over springfield a local boy clings to life in a story that proves this reporters relevance,24 +149266,533,191,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,972000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +149267,533,192,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED) It's Bart!,974000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's Bart!,its bart,2 +149268,533,193,"Ned Flanders: Pray for a miracle, boy! God can hear you better from up there!",975000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Pray for a miracle, boy! God can hear you better from up there!",pray for a miracle boy god can hear you better from up there,13 +149269,533,194,"Bart Simpson: (PRAYING) Dear Lord, please help me land safely, or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind, amen.",979000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dear Lord, please help me land safely, or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that I control with my mind, amen.",dear lord please help me land safely or transform this basket into a flying killer robot that i control with my mind amen,23 +149270,533,195,Ned Flanders: That's not a prayer!,986000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,That's not a prayer!,thats not a prayer,4 +149271,533,196,Bart Simpson: My God says it is!,987000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,My God says it is!,my god says it is,5 +149272,533,197,(Motel Room: Int. motel room - continuous),993000,FALSE,NA,204,NA,Motel Room,NA,NA,NA +149273,533,198,"C. Montgomery Burns: Ah, I see you're ice cold with anticipation.",993000,TRUE,15,204,C. Montgomery Burns,Motel Room,"Ah, I see you're ice cold with anticipation.",ah i see youre ice cold with anticipation,8 +149274,533,199,C. Montgomery Burns: Dead?,998000,TRUE,15,204,C. Montgomery Burns,Motel Room,Dead?,dead,1 +149275,533,200,"C. Montgomery Burns: (HEARTBROKEN) Oh Lilah, even at the end I waited too long. What if I give her the breath of life?",1000000,TRUE,15,204,C. Montgomery Burns,Motel Room,"Oh Lilah, even at the end I waited too long. What if I give her the breath of life?",oh lilah even at the end i waited too long what if i give her the breath of life,19 +149276,533,201,C. Montgomery Burns: Hoo boy. I guess one regret just leads to another.,1008000,TRUE,15,204,C. Montgomery Burns,Motel Room,Hoo boy. I guess one regret just leads to another.,hoo boy i guess one regret just leads to another,10 +149277,533,202,"Waylon Smithers: You know, sir, maybe it would bring you peace to honor the one thing Lilah ever asked of you.",1011000,TRUE,14,204,Waylon Smithers,Motel Room,"You know, sir, maybe it would bring you peace to honor the one thing Lilah ever asked of you.",you know sir maybe it would bring you peace to honor the one thing lilah ever asked of you,19 +149278,533,203,(SPRINGFIELD SOUP KITCHEN: ext. springfield soup kitchen - day),1019000,FALSE,NA,4259,NA,SPRINGFIELD SOUP KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +149279,533,204,"C. Montgomery Burns: There you are, my good man. (TO NEXT HOBO) A little broth will cure your mental illness.",1019000,TRUE,15,4259,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELD SOUP KITCHEN,"There you are, my good man. A little broth will cure your mental illness.",there you are my good man a little broth will cure your mental illness,14 +149280,533,205,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, that's five minutes. You can stop thinking of other people now.",1021000,TRUE,14,4259,Waylon Smithers,SPRINGFIELD SOUP KITCHEN,"Sir, that's five minutes. You can stop thinking of other people now.",sir thats five minutes you can stop thinking of other people now,12 +149281,533,206,C. Montgomery Burns: You know what? I think I'll give it another five.,1027000,TRUE,15,4259,C. Montgomery Burns,SPRINGFIELD SOUP KITCHEN,You know what? I think I'll give it another five.,you know what i think ill give it another five,10 +149282,533,207,"Lilah: I'm proud of you, Monty.",1031000,TRUE,6385,4259,Lilah,SPRINGFIELD SOUP KITCHEN,"I'm proud of you, Monty.",im proud of you monty,5 +149283,533,208,Homeless Man: I ain't eatin' that.,1035000,TRUE,3683,4259,Homeless Man,SPRINGFIELD SOUP KITCHEN,I ain't eatin' that.,i aint eatin that,4 +149284,533,209,(Springfield: Ext. springfield - town square - day),1040000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149285,533,210,"Marge Simpson: Chief, what are you doing to save our son?",1040000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,"Chief, what are you doing to save our son?",chief what are you doing to save our son,9 +149286,533,211,"Chief Wiggum: Well, I've placed marksmen on the roof to shoot the balloons one-by-one, but frankly, they're not very good.",1043000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"Well, I've placed marksmen on the roof to shoot the balloons one-by-one, but frankly, they're not very good.",well ive placed marksmen on the roof to shoot the balloons one-by-one but frankly theyre not very good,18 +149287,533,212,"Marksman: (DISTANT) Chief, it happened again!",1050000,TRUE,6390,216,Marksman,Springfield,"Chief, it happened again!",chief it happened again,4 +149288,533,213,"Chief Wiggum: Oh c'mon guys, spread out! Arms length!",1052000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"Oh c'mon guys, spread out! Arms length!",oh cmon guys spread out arms length,7 +149289,533,214,Marge Simpson: It's all my fault. I should never have listened to those KISS albums when I was pregnant.,1055000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,It's all my fault. I should never have listened to those KISS albums when I was pregnant.,its all my fault i should never have listened to those kiss albums when i was pregnant,17 +149290,533,215,"Chief Wiggum: Marge, with all due respect, that's ridiculous. My Sarah listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches when she was pregnant with Ralphie, and he can't even open a refrigerator. Pushing, always, always pushing.",1060000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"Marge, with all due respect, that's ridiculous. My Sarah listened to Mozart and Churchill speeches when she was pregnant with Ralphie, and he can't even open a refrigerator. Pushing, always, always pushing.",marge with all due respect thats ridiculous my sarah listened to mozart and churchill speeches when she was pregnant with ralphie and he cant even open a refrigerator pushing always always pushing,32 +149291,533,216,Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE RELIEVED) Really?,1071000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,Really?,really,1 +149292,533,217,"Lou: Oh yeah, that kid's a mess.",1072000,TRUE,91,216,Lou,Springfield,"Oh yeah, that kid's a mess.",oh yeah that kids a mess,6 +149293,533,218,"Chief Wiggum: Hey! Only I get to criticize him, Lou. (SADLY) The kid's scared to flush. He thinks its his brother.",1074000,TRUE,71,216,Chief Wiggum,Springfield,"Hey! Only I get to criticize him, Lou. The kid's scared to flush. He thinks its his brother.",hey only i get to criticize him lou the kids scared to flush he thinks its his brother,18 +149294,533,219,Marge Simpson: Can we focus on my son? Up in the sky?,1079000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,Can we focus on my son? Up in the sky?,can we focus on my son up in the sky,10 +149295,533,220,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (WALKING UP) Oh, I've got a long-shot idea. By which I mean firing a shot over a long distance. (FRINK LAUGH)",1082000,TRUE,442,216,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield,"Oh, I've got a long-shot idea. By which I mean firing a shot over a long distance.",oh ive got a long-shot idea by which i mean firing a shot over a long distance,17 +149296,533,221,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Yeah, you see, if we could fire an exactly twelve-and-half-pound weight into the basket, it would lower the boy very gently to the ground.",1089000,TRUE,442,216,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield,"Yeah, you see, if we could fire an exactly twelve-and-half-pound weight into the basket, it would lower the boy very gently to the ground.",yeah you see if we could fire an exactly twelve-and-half-pound weight into the basket it would lower the boy very gently to the ground,24 +149297,533,222,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Unfortunately, all our cannonballs were melted down to make a statue of Joe Paterno, which we changed to look like Eugene Levy.",1098000,TRUE,240,216,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield,"Unfortunately, all our cannonballs were melted down to make a statue of Joe Paterno, which we changed to look like Eugene Levy.",unfortunately all our cannonballs were melted down to make a statue of joe paterno which we changed to look like eugene levy,22 +149298,533,223,Homer Simpson: I think I just might have what you're looking for.,1109000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,I think I just might have what you're looking for.,i think i just might have what youre looking for,10 +149299,533,224,(Springfield Town Square: Int. town square - moments later),1116000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +149300,533,225,Homer Simpson: Today I'm glad that I sold that stock.,1116000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Today I'm glad that I sold that stock.,today im glad that i sold that stock,8 +149301,533,226,Lou: Apple closed up another twenty points today.,1120000,TRUE,91,493,Lou,Springfield Town Square,Apple closed up another twenty points today.,apple closed up another twenty points today,7 +149302,533,227,Homer Simpson: Why does everyone know?!,1123000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Why does everyone know?!,why does everyone know,4 +149303,533,228,Lou: Because their terrific products keep track of it for you. And anything else you could ever think of.,1125000,TRUE,91,493,Lou,Springfield Town Square,Because their terrific products keep track of it for you. And anything else you could ever think of.,because their terrific products keep track of it for you and anything else you could ever think of,18 +149304,533,229,"Chief Wiggum: That kid's not dyin' on my watch. (CHECKS WATCH) Which ends right now, fortunately. (HEADS OFF, HUMMING)",1136000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"That kid's not dyin' on my watch. Which ends right now, fortunately.",that kids not dyin on my watch which ends right now fortunately,12 +149305,533,230,Lenny Leonard: Homer's rising faster than Apple stock!,1152000,TRUE,165,493,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Town Square,Homer's rising faster than Apple stock!,homers rising faster than apple stock,6 +149306,533,231,Homer Simpson: My boy's okay!,1160000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,My boy's okay!,my boys okay,3 +149307,533,232,Crowd: Bart! Bart! Bart!,1162000,TRUE,75,493,Crowd,Springfield Town Square,Bart! Bart! Bart!,bart bart bart,3 +149308,533,233,Lisa Simpson: I won the science fair! I get to go to Chicago!,1164000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,I won the science fair! I get to go to Chicago!,i won the science fair i get to go to chicago,11 +149309,533,234,Crowd: Bart! Bart! Bart!,1168000,TRUE,75,493,Crowd,Springfield Town Square,Bart! Bart! Bart!,bart bart bart,3 +149310,533,235,"Lisa Simpson: (GIVING UP, FLATLY) Eh, Bart, Bart, Bart.",1169000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Eh, Bart, Bart, Bart.",eh bart bart bart,4 +149311,533,236,"Marge Simpson: You know what I think about regrets? As long as your family is together, every choice you've ever made is the right one.",1173000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"You know what I think about regrets? As long as your family is together, every choice you've ever made is the right one.",you know what i think about regrets as long as your family is together every choice youve ever made is the right one,23 +149312,533,237,Homer Simpson: And together we are.,1180000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,And together we are.,and together we are,4 +149313,533,238,Chief Wiggum: Would you guys knock it off? He's down safe already!,1184000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,Would you guys knock it off? He's down safe already!,would you guys knock it off hes down safe already,10 +149314,533,239,"Marksman: Sorry, Chief. That was me puttin' it down.",1186000,TRUE,6390,493,Marksman,Springfield Town Square,"Sorry, Chief. That was me puttin' it down.",sorry chief that was me puttin it down,8 +149343,534,23,Kirk Van Houten: It's for me! Now get in the back -- and while you're there use this cream to massage the leather.,170000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,It's for me! Now get in the back -- and while you're there use this cream to massage the leather.,its for me now get in the back -- and while youre there use this cream to massage the leather,20 +149315,533,240,"Kent Brockman: And there you have it. A family reunited, and a grateful nation gives thanks for some solid reporting. Back to you, Rachel Maddow.",1190000,TRUE,211,493,Kent Brockman,Springfield Town Square,"And there you have it. A family reunited, and a grateful nation gives thanks for some solid reporting. Back to you, Rachel Maddow.",and there you have it a family reunited and a grateful nation gives thanks for some solid reporting back to you rachel maddow,23 +149316,533,241,(Newsroom: int. newsroom - split screen),1197000,FALSE,NA,590,NA,Newsroom,NA,NA,NA +149317,533,242,"Rachel Maddow: Great job, Kent. I think we might have an opening for you at MSNBC, between our weekend prison documentary block and the two hours it takes to make up Joe Scarborough on Monday morning.",1197000,TRUE,6386,590,Rachel Maddow,Newsroom,"Great job, Kent. I think we might have an opening for you at MSNBC, between our weekend prison documentary block and the two hours it takes to make up Joe Scarborough on Monday morning.",great job kent i think we might have an opening for you at msnbc between our weekend prison documentary block and the two hours it takes to make up joe scarborough on monday morning,34 +149318,533,243,"Kent Brockman: No thanks, Rachel Maddow. I'm happy right here. No regrets.",1206000,TRUE,211,590,Kent Brockman,Newsroom,"No thanks, Rachel Maddow. I'm happy right here. No regrets.",no thanks rachel maddow im happy right here no regrets,10 +149319,533,244,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Ha!,1206000,TRUE,40,590,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Newsroom,Ha!,ha,1 +149320,534,0,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),64000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149321,534,1,"Bart Simpson: (DRAMATIC) Now, I, Bart Simpson, shall send the first coaster down the track.",64000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, I, Bart Simpson, shall send the first coaster down the track.",now i bart simpson shall send the first coaster down the track,12 +149322,534,2,"Milhouse Van Houten: (QUIETLY) No. For once, I wanna go first.",78000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"No. For once, I wanna go first.",no for once i wanna go first,7 +149323,534,3,"Bart Simpson: But Milhouse, I already let you push me on the swings.",82000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"But Milhouse, I already let you push me on the swings.",but milhouse i already let you push me on the swings,11 +149324,534,4,"Milhouse Van Houten: And it's an honor, but I'm doin' this!",84000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"And it's an honor, but I'm doin' this!",and its an honor but im doin this,8 +149325,534,5,Bart Simpson: Milhouse!,87000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Milhouse!,milhouse,1 +149326,534,6,Bart Simpson: (FREEING HIMSELF) Eat safety bar!,90000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Eat safety bar!,eat safety bar,3 +149327,534,7,Milhouse Van Houten: Why are we best friends?,93000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Why are we best friends?,why are we best friends,5 +149328,534,8,Bart Simpson: Because your seat was behind mine!,96000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Because your seat was behind mine!,because your seat was behind mine,6 +149329,534,9,Bart Simpson: (LOUD SOBBING),96000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149330,534,10,Marge Simpson: Feels like this play date's gone on forever.,107000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Feels like this play date's gone on forever.,feels like this play dates gone on forever,8 +149331,534,11,"Homer Simpson: I'll handle this. (TALKING AS HE TEXTS) ""Dear Weirdo, pick up weirdo kid."" And send.",109000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll handle this. ""Dear Weirdo, pick up weirdo kid."" And send.",ill handle this dear weirdo pick up weirdo kid and send,11 +149332,534,12,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED) Did you eat a peanut?,116000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you eat a peanut?,did you eat a peanut,5 +149333,534,13,"Milhouse Van Houten: No, I just sniffed a nectarine. It's okay. I can breathe through my tear ducts. (ANNOYING WHISTLE, THEN:) Tell me if this gets annoying. (WHISTLES)",117000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"No, I just sniffed a nectarine. It's okay. I can breathe through my tear ducts. Tell me if this gets annoying.",no i just sniffed a nectarine its okay i can breathe through my tear ducts tell me if this gets annoying,21 +149334,534,14,Milhouse Van Houten: I think I'm gonna throw up the mac and cheese you fed me. I'm not supposed to have it. That's why I had so much.,130000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,I think I'm gonna throw up the mac and cheese you fed me. I'm not supposed to have it. That's why I had so much.,i think im gonna throw up the mac and cheese you fed me im not supposed to have it thats why i had so much,25 +149335,534,15,Homer Simpson: What the?! (SOTTO TO MARGE) If this kid's Dad isn't here in one second he's going in the garbage can.,137000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the?! If this kid's Dad isn't here in one second he's going in the garbage can.,what the if this kids dad isnt here in one second hes going in the garbage can,17 +149336,534,16,"Kirk Van Houten: (BRAGGING) Hey guys, who wants a whiff of ""New Kirk Smell?""",145000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Hey guys, who wants a whiff of ""New Kirk Smell?""",hey guys who wants a whiff of new kirk smell,10 +149337,534,17,"Marge Simpson: ""Yolo?""",150000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Yolo?,yolo,1 +149338,534,18,"Kirk Van Houten: ""You Only Live Once.""",151000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,You Only Live Once.,you only live once,4 +149339,534,19,"Homer Simpson: Once again, cats have it better.",153000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Once again, cats have it better.",once again cats have it better,6 +149340,534,20,"Marge Simpson: (TEASING) Kirk Van Houten, I hope you're not having a midlife crisis.",155000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Kirk Van Houten, I hope you're not having a midlife crisis.",kirk van houten i hope youre not having a midlife crisis,11 +149341,534,21,"Kirk Van Houten: Please. Just 'cause I bought a new car, lost a little weight and started taking a D.J. class, everyone thinks I'm having a midlife crisis.",159000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Please. Just 'cause I bought a new car, lost a little weight and started taking a D.J. class, everyone thinks I'm having a midlife crisis.",please just cause i bought a new car lost a little weight and started taking a dj class everyone thinks im having a midlife crisis,25 +149342,534,22,Milhouse Van Houten: Dad? You got me a skateboard?,167000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Dad? You got me a skateboard?,dad you got me a skateboard,6 +149370,534,50,(Springfield: Int. springfield - streets - day),327000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +149345,534,25,"Marge Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I'm sorry, but does Kirk know how silly he looks?",182000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, but does Kirk know how silly he looks?",im sorry but does kirk know how silly he looks,10 +149346,534,26,"Homer Simpson: Look at me, I'm afraid of dying! (CHUCKLES)",185000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look at me, I'm afraid of dying!",look at me im afraid of dying,7 +149347,534,27,"Marge Simpson: Oh Homie, I'm so glad you're happy with your life just the way it is.",187000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Homie, I'm so glad you're happy with your life just the way it is.",oh homie im so glad youre happy with your life just the way it is,15 +149348,534,28,"Marge Simpson: You've had the same job, same car, same house for twenty years. And that's all you'll ever have. A cycle you'll never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever change. And you're okay with it!",194000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You've had the same job, same car, same house for twenty years. And that's all you'll ever have. A cycle you'll never ever, ever, ever, ever, ever change. And you're okay with it!",youve had the same job same car same house for twenty years and thats all youll ever have a cycle youll never ever ever ever ever ever change and youre okay with it,33 +149349,534,29,Marge Simpson: Like I say night after night after night: (SWEETLY) nighty-night.,213000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Like I say night after night after night: nighty-night.,like i say night after night after night nighty-night,9 +149350,534,30,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. springfield elementary - Skinner's office - day),224000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149351,534,31,Myra: Kent Brockman is here for your interview.,224000,TRUE,4566,3,Myra,Springfield Elementary School,Kent Brockman is here for your interview.,kent brockman is here for your interview,7 +149352,534,32,"Seymour Skinner: So, Kent, what brings you here? The miraculous tale of how we lost, then found, our Lost and Found box?",243000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"So, Kent, what brings you here? The miraculous tale of how we lost, then found, our Lost and Found box?",so kent what brings you here the miraculous tale of how we lost then found our lost and found box,20 +149353,534,33,"Kent Brockman: Actually, Principal Skinner, I'm here to talk about something else: cheating.",249000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,"Actually, Principal Skinner, I'm here to talk about something else: cheating.",actually principal skinner im here to talk about something else cheating,11 +149354,534,34,"Seymour Skinner: (SPUTTERING, THEN LAUGHING IT OFF) I thought this was a puff piece! You're wearing a sweater!",254000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I thought this was a puff piece! You're wearing a sweater!,i thought this was a puff piece youre wearing a sweater,11 +149355,534,35,Kent Brockman: This journalism just turned... gotcha!,257000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,This journalism just turned... gotcha!,this journalism just turned gotcha,5 +149356,534,36,Seymour Skinner: (HORRIFIED GASP),257000,FALSE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149357,534,37,"Kent Brockman: That's right, Channel Six will uncover the truth in a five part series two minutes a day. (TO CREW) People, make room for your local Emmy nomination certificates.",260000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,"That's right, Channel Six will uncover the truth in a five part series two minutes a day. People, make room for your local Emmy nomination certificates.",thats right channel six will uncover the truth in a five part series two minutes a day people make room for your local emmy nomination certificates,26 +149358,534,38,"Seymour Skinner: No, do not make room! Except for Mr. Largo and his diet, there is no cheating in this school.",269000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"No, do not make room! Except for Mr. Largo and his diet, there is no cheating in this school.",no do not make room except for mr largo and his diet there is no cheating in this school,19 +149359,534,39,"Kent Brockman: These thirty identical ""What I Did This Summer"" essays say different!",274000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,"These thirty identical ""What I Did This Summer"" essays say different!",these thirty identical what i did this summer essays say different,11 +149360,534,40,"Seymour Skinner: Um... (PRESSES BUTTON) Myra, don't I have another appointment?",278000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Um... Myra, don't I have another appointment?",um myra dont i have another appointment,7 +149361,534,41,Myra: This is your first appointment ever.,288000,TRUE,4566,3,Myra,Springfield Elementary School,This is your first appointment ever.,this is your first appointment ever,6 +149362,534,42,Kent Brockman: Let's take a look at this monitor.,291000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,Let's take a look at this monitor.,lets take a look at this monitor,7 +149363,534,43,"Kent Brockman: This school is more corrupt than an Italian parliament! If these children are our future, then I, for one, do not want to live!",296000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,"This school is more corrupt than an Italian parliament! If these children are our future, then I, for one, do not want to live!",this school is more corrupt than an italian parliament if these children are our future then i for one do not want to live,24 +149364,534,44,Nelson Muntz: (SOFTLY) Haw-haw.,310000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Haw-haw.,haw-haw,1 +149365,534,45,Seymour Skinner: (PLEADING) Please don't air this. I'll tell you the winners of the kickball games in advance -- you can make a lot of cabbage betting on k-ball.,314000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Please don't air this. I'll tell you the winners of the kickball games in advance -- you can make a lot of cabbage betting on k-ball.,please dont air this ill tell you the winners of the kickball games in advance -- you can make a lot of cabbage betting on k-ball,26 +149366,534,46,Kent Brockman: And that's what we'll end the story with.,320000,TRUE,211,3,Kent Brockman,Springfield Elementary School,And that's what we'll end the story with.,and thats what well end the story with,8 +149367,534,47,Seymour Skinner: Noooooo!,322000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Noooooo!,noooooo,1 +149368,534,48,(Channel 6 Studios: int. channel 6 - news desk - continuous),324000,FALSE,NA,971,NA,Channel 6 Studios,NA,NA,NA +149369,534,49,"Kent Brockman: This is Kent Brockman, pleased with himself.",324000,TRUE,211,971,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 Studios,"This is Kent Brockman, pleased with himself.",this is kent brockman pleased with himself,7 +149371,534,51,"NANCY SINATRA-TYPE SINGER: (BELTING IT OUT) YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE OR SO IT SEEMS, NO LIFE FOR YOURSELF AND NONE FOR YOUR DREAMS / YOU WORK EVERY DAY, AT A JOB SO LAME...",327000,TRUE,6391,216,NANCY SINATRA-TYPE SINGER,Springfield,"YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE OR SO IT SEEMS, NO LIFE FOR YOURSELF AND NONE FOR YOUR DREAMS / YOU WORK EVERY DAY, AT A JOB SO LAME...",you only live once or so it seems no life for yourself and none for your dreams you work every day at a job so lame,26 +149372,534,52,NANCY SINATRA-TYPE SINGER: AND EVERY NIGHT / THE ENDING'S THE SAME,356000,TRUE,6391,216,NANCY SINATRA-TYPE SINGER,Springfield,AND EVERY NIGHT / THE ENDING'S THE SAME,and every night the endings the same,7 +149373,534,53,"Homer Simpson: (SADLY SINGING) NO DREAM WILL COME TRUE,",363000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"NO DREAM WILL COME TRUE,",no dream will come true,5 +149374,534,54,"Homer Simpson: (SADLY SINGING) YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE. (SOBS TO TUNE OF INTRO TO ""YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE,"")",366000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.,you only live once,4 +149375,534,55,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, well at least ya got your health, huh? Now let's see if I can take that away from ya.",382000,TRUE,17,216,Moe Szyslak,Springfield,"Yeah, well at least ya got your health, huh? Now let's see if I can take that away from ya.",yeah well at least ya got your health huh now lets see if i can take that away from ya,20 +149376,534,56,Moe Szyslak: Pure poison.,386000,TRUE,17,216,Moe Szyslak,Springfield,Pure poison.,pure poison,2 +149377,534,57,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - living room - day),389000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149378,534,58,Homer Simpson: (LOUD SIGH) I'm tired of livin' once.,389000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm tired of livin' once.,im tired of livin once,5 +149379,534,59,"Marge Simpson: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm starting to regret saying Yolo.",392000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'm starting to regret saying Yolo.",i cant believe im saying this but im starting to regret saying yolo,13 +149380,534,60,"Homer Simpson: Marge, if you don't mind, I'm gonna quit complaining about my life and start wallowing in the past.",392000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, if you don't mind, I'm gonna quit complaining about my life and start wallowing in the past.",marge if you dont mind im gonna quit complaining about my life and start wallowing in the past,18 +149381,534,61,"Marge Simpson: Postage, marked in pesetas? Who are those letters from?",402000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Postage, marked in pesetas? Who are those letters from?",postage marked in pesetas who are those letters from,9 +149382,534,62,Homer Simpson: My old pen pal from Spain. Eduardo.,406000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,My old pen pal from Spain. Eduardo.,my old pen pal from spain eduardo,7 +149383,534,63,"Homer Simpson: Back in fifth grade, you either had to write to a foreigner or a prisoner. I picked a foreigner because the prisoners wrote back too fast. We'd write each other with our dreams of the future...",410000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Back in fifth grade, you either had to write to a foreigner or a prisoner. I picked a foreigner because the prisoners wrote back too fast. We'd write each other with our dreams of the future...",back in fifth grade you either had to write to a foreigner or a prisoner i picked a foreigner because the prisoners wrote back too fast wed write each other with our dreams of the future,36 +149384,534,64,Homer Simpson: (SAD) I was gonna be King of Cheeseburger Mountain. (WISTFUL) Did I change or did they stop making mountains out of cheeseburgers? Probably a little bit of both.,420000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I was gonna be King of Cheeseburger Mountain. Did I change or did they stop making mountains out of cheeseburgers? Probably a little bit of both.,i was gonna be king of cheeseburger mountain did i change or did they stop making mountains out of cheeseburgers probably a little bit of both,26 +149385,534,65,Homer Simpson: So sad.,431000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,So sad.,so sad,2 +149386,534,66,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - day),440000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149387,534,67,Parents: (ANGRY NOISES),440000,FALSE,1693,3,Parents,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149388,534,68,Mrs. Muntz: What kind of moral example is this dump for my boy?,440000,TRUE,2660,3,Mrs. Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,What kind of moral example is this dump for my boy?,what kind of moral example is this dump for my boy,11 +149389,534,69,"Seymour Skinner: Please, calm down, everyone! You know, maybe this so-called cheating scandal is actually an opportunity... (NOT KNOWING WHERE THIS IS GOING) to, uh, initiate a dialogue... that would, uh, create a teachable moment... uh, something something buzz word, I got nothing.",447000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Please, calm down, everyone! You know, maybe this so-called cheating scandal is actually an opportunity... to, uh, initiate a dialogue... that would, uh, create a teachable moment... uh, something something buzz word, I got nothing.",please calm down everyone you know maybe this so-called cheating scandal is actually an opportunity to uh initiate a dialogue that would uh create a teachable moment uh something something buzz word i got nothing,35 +149390,534,70,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Quick! Get a picture for the yearbook!,466000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,Quick! Get a picture for the yearbook!,quick get a picture for the yearbook,7 +149391,534,71,Parents: (ENRAGED YELLING),466000,FALSE,1693,3,Parents,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149392,534,72,Lisa Simpson: I have a solution!,468000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I have a solution!,i have a solution,4 +149393,534,73,"Gary Chalmers: You took your sweet time coming to our rescue, Lisa.",471000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"You took your sweet time coming to our rescue, Lisa.",you took your sweet time coming to our rescue lisa,10 +149394,534,74,Lisa Simpson: Maybe the best way to keep students from cheating is to trust them not to cheat.,474000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Maybe the best way to keep students from cheating is to trust them not to cheat.,maybe the best way to keep students from cheating is to trust them not to cheat,16 +149395,534,75,Parents: (CONFUSED MURMURS),474000,FALSE,1693,3,Parents,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149396,534,76,Gary Chalmers: That's it?! That's all you've got? Something I can read on a tea box?,480000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,That's it?! That's all you've got? Something I can read on a tea box?,thats it thats all youve got something i can read on a tea box,14 +149397,534,77,Lisa Simpson: What I'm suggesting is we create an honor code.,484000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What I'm suggesting is we create an honor code.,what im suggesting is we create an honor code,9 +149398,534,78,"Dewey Largo: (GRUMBLING) Oh swell, more work for the teachers.",488000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh swell, more work for the teachers.",oh swell more work for the teachers,7 +149399,534,79,Lisa Simpson: The students would do it.,490000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,The students would do it.,the students would do it,5 +149400,534,80,"Dewey Largo: (STANDS, GESTURES) Let her speak!",491000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,Let her speak!,let her speak,3 +149401,534,81,"Lisa Simpson: If every student pledges not to cheat, and to turn in any cheater, no one will cheat the system because they'll be the system.",493000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"If every student pledges not to cheat, and to turn in any cheater, no one will cheat the system because they'll be the system.",if every student pledges not to cheat and to turn in any cheater no one will cheat the system because theyll be the system,24 +149402,534,82,Parents: (ECSTATIC) Ho-nor code! Ho-nor code!,503000,TRUE,1693,3,Parents,Springfield Elementary School,Ho-nor code! Ho-nor code!,ho-nor code ho-nor code,4 +149403,534,83,Seymour Skinner: (HAPPILY) I did it! I saved the day! The same way I won that battle in Vietnam! By fainting!,506000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I did it! I saved the day! The same way I won that battle in Vietnam! By fainting!,i did it i saved the day the same way i won that battle in vietnam by fainting,18 +149404,534,84,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - later),515000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149405,534,85,"Homer Simpson: If you're my wife's secret lover, come in. There's nothing I can do for her anymore.",515000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"If you're my wife's secret lover, come in. There's nothing I can do for her anymore.",if youre my wifes secret lover come in theres nothing i can do for her anymore,16 +149406,534,86,"Eduardo: (SPANISH ACCENT) I am looking for my amigo de la pluma, or ""pen pal.""",520000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"I am looking for my amigo de la pluma, or ""pen pal.""",i am looking for my amigo de la pluma or pen pal,12 +149407,534,87,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Eduardo?! Is it really you? why are you here?,521000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Eduardo?! Is it really you? why are you here?,eduardo is it really you why are you here,9 +149408,534,88,"Eduardo: To save the soul of Homer Simpson. (BEAT) Now where is he, old man?",527000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"To save the soul of Homer Simpson. Now where is he, old man?",to save the soul of homer simpson now where is he old man,13 +149409,534,89,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) I'm Homer Simpson!,532000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm Homer Simpson!,im homer simpson,3 +149410,534,90,Eduardo: (SURPRISED NOISE) Dios mio! What has happened to you?,533000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,Dios mio! What has happened to you?,dios mio what has happened to you,7 +149411,534,91,"Eduardo: (QUICK WORRIED SPANISH PRAYERS, THEN:) Did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?",538000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,Did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory?,did your hair burn off in a fire that trapped you in a candy factory,15 +149412,534,92,Homer Simpson: I wish.,542000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I wish.,i wish,2 +149413,534,93,Marge Simpson: (EXTENDS HAND) Marge Simpson! It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met through the mail who isn't a sea monkey!,548000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Marge Simpson! It's so nice to meet a friend Homer met through the mail who isn't a sea monkey!,marge simpson its so nice to meet a friend homer met through the mail who isnt a sea monkey,19 +149414,534,94,"Eduardo: Yes. Eduardo Barcelona... or in English, Eddie Miami.",554000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"Yes. Eduardo Barcelona... or in English, Eddie Miami.",yes eduardo barcelona or in english eddie miami,8 +149415,534,95,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I thought a visit from your old pen pal would cheer you up.",556000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I thought a visit from your old pen pal would cheer you up.",homie i thought a visit from your old pen pal would cheer you up,14 +149416,534,96,"Eduardo: How eagerly I would wait for a letter from the Estados Unidos, and Homer Simpson.",561000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"How eagerly I would wait for a letter from the Estados Unidos, and Homer Simpson.",how eagerly i would wait for a letter from the estados unidos and homer simpson,15 +149417,534,97,"10-Year-Old Homer: Buenos dias, Eduardo. Can you write back and tell me what that means?",569000,TRUE,4169,5,10-Year-Old Homer,Simpson Home,"Buenos dias, Eduardo. Can you write back and tell me what that means?",buenos dias eduardo can you write back and tell me what that means,13 +149418,534,98,"Homer Simpson: What happened to us, Eduardo? We had so many things we were going to do.",569000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What happened to us, Eduardo? We had so many things we were going to do.",what happened to us eduardo we had so many things we were going to do,15 +149419,534,99,"Eduardo: And I, my friend, have been doing them!",580000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"And I, my friend, have been doing them!",and i my friend have been doing them,8 +149420,534,100,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, well listen, pal. I have my treasure: my wife and my children.",583000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, well listen, pal. I have my treasure: my wife and my children.",yeah well listen pal i have my treasure my wife and my children,13 +149421,534,101,Marge Simpson: Ooh!,588000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Ooh!,ooh,1 +149422,534,102,"Eduardo: I've had eight wives... and two hundred children! Among them artists, doctors and revolutionary chefs.",590000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"I've had eight wives... and two hundred children! Among them artists, doctors and revolutionary chefs.",ive had eight wives and two hundred children among them artists doctors and revolutionary chefs,15 +149423,534,103,Homer Simpson: Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?,596000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name?,do you have a disrespectful son who calls you by your first name,13 +149424,534,104,Eduardo: I cannot imagine such a creature.,599000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,I cannot imagine such a creature.,i cannot imagine such a creature,6 +149425,534,105,"Bart Simpson: (PASSING) Hey, Homer. Did you just fart?",601000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Homer. Did you just fart?",hey homer did you just fart,6 +149426,534,106,"Homer Simpson: (MAD) Did you just fart, sir.",603000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Did you just fart, sir.",did you just fart sir,5 +149427,534,107,Bart Simpson: Whatever.,605000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Whatever.,whatever,1 +149428,534,108,"Eduardo: Easy, easy, Homer, I want to help you fulfill some of your childhood dreams.",606000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"Easy, easy, Homer, I want to help you fulfill some of your childhood dreams.",easy easy homer i want to help you fulfill some of your childhood dreams,14 +149429,534,109,Homer Simpson: Really? Now? I have two pizzas coming. I wanted to see who would get here first.,612000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Really? Now? I have two pizzas coming. I wanted to see who would get here first.,really now i have two pizzas coming i wanted to see who would get here first,16 +149430,534,110,"Eduardo: Now, Homer! Get your coat!",617000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"Now, Homer! Get your coat!",now homer get your coat,5 +149431,534,111,"Marge Simpson: I asked him here to cheer you up, but I didn't think you'd drop everything to go gallivanting with some, no offense, Spaniard.",620000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I asked him here to cheer you up, but I didn't think you'd drop everything to go gallivanting with some, no offense, Spaniard.",i asked him here to cheer you up but i didnt think youd drop everything to go gallivanting with some no offense spaniard,23 +149432,534,112,"Eduardo: I promise you one thing, Madam. When I return your husband, he will be happy, bringing a new sense of adventure to your marriage -- (PASSIONATE WHISPER) and to the bedroom.",628000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"I promise you one thing, Madam. When I return your husband, he will be happy, bringing a new sense of adventure to your marriage -- and to the bedroom.",i promise you one thing madam when i return your husband he will be happy bringing a new sense of adventure to your marriage -- and to the bedroom,29 +149433,534,113,"Marge Simpson: (FLUSTERED) I'm not used to strange men saying the word ""bedroom"" around me.",637000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm not used to strange men saying the word ""bedroom"" around me.",im not used to strange men saying the word bedroom around me,12 +149434,534,114,"Eduardo: Would you prefer ""sala de amor?""",641000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,"Would you prefer ""sala de amor?""",would you prefer sala de amor,6 +149435,534,115,Marge Simpson: That's even worse. (QUICK) Could you say it one more time?,643000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's even worse. Could you say it one more time?,thats even worse could you say it one more time,10 +149436,534,116,Eduardo: (WHISPERS) Sala de amor.,646000,TRUE,3076,5,Eduardo,Simpson Home,Sala de amor.,sala de amor,3 +149437,534,117,Marge Simpson: Ooh!,647000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Ooh!,ooh,1 +149438,534,118,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day),652000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149439,534,119,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: int. bart's class - continuous),652000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +149440,534,120,"Lisa Simpson: Hello, children. I hold before you a copy of the school's new honor code.",652000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Hello, children. I hold before you a copy of the school's new honor code.",hello children i hold before you a copy of the schools new honor code,14 +149441,534,121,Kids: (SKEPTICAL NOISES),652000,FALSE,39,573,Kids,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +149442,534,122,"Lisa Simpson: I know if I can get the toughest kid in class to sign it, the rest of you will sign it. (OFFERING) Milhouse?",658000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"I know if I can get the toughest kid in class to sign it, the rest of you will sign it. Milhouse?",i know if i can get the toughest kid in class to sign it the rest of you will sign it milhouse,22 +149443,534,123,"Nelson Muntz: He's not the toughest kid, I am!",668000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"He's not the toughest kid, I am!",hes not the toughest kid i am,7 +149444,534,124,"Lisa Simpson: Now, the smartest kid. Milhouse?",672000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Now, the smartest kid. Milhouse?",now the smartest kid milhouse,5 +149445,534,125,Martin Prince: He's not the smartest kid! I am!,675000,TRUE,38,573,Martin Prince,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,He's not the smartest kid! I am!,hes not the smartest kid i am,7 +149446,534,126,Lisa Simpson: Now the class nerd. Milhouse?,680000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Now the class nerd. Milhouse?,now the class nerd milhouse,5 +149447,534,127,Milhouse Van Houten: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),680000,FALSE,25,573,Milhouse Van Houten,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +149448,534,128,Lisa Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),680000,FALSE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +149449,534,129,(Highway: ext. highway - day),692000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +149450,534,130,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),692000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +149451,534,131,"Eduardo: Homer, are you prepared to achieve the dreams of a ten-year-old? I took the liberty of crossing off the stupid ones.",692000,TRUE,3076,29,Eduardo,Homer's Car,"Homer, are you prepared to achieve the dreams of a ten-year-old? I took the liberty of crossing off the stupid ones.",homer are you prepared to achieve the dreams of a ten-year-old i took the liberty of crossing off the stupid ones,21 +149452,534,132,"Eduardo: Now, this book of your childhood drawings will come to life.",701000,TRUE,3076,29,Eduardo,Homer's Car,"Now, this book of your childhood drawings will come to life.",now this book of your childhood drawings will come to life,11 +149453,534,133,Homer Simpson: Why are you doing this? (SUSPICIOUS) Wait. Are you in love with me?,706000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Why are you doing this? Wait. Are you in love with me?,why are you doing this wait are you in love with me,12 +149454,534,134,"Eduardo: In love with the concept of you, yes.",710000,TRUE,3076,29,Eduardo,Homer's Car,"In love with the concept of you, yes.",in love with the concept of you yes,8 +149455,534,135,Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! I'm an attractive concept like Liberty!,712000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Woo-hoo! I'm an attractive concept like Liberty!,woo-hoo im an attractive concept like liberty,7 +149456,534,136,Homer Simpson: One more ride?,722000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,One more ride?,one more ride,3 +149458,534,138,MAN ON FIRE: (HAPPILY) Don't forget to ring the bell!,726000,TRUE,6392,29,MAN ON FIRE,Homer's Car,Don't forget to ring the bell!,dont forget to ring the bell,6 +149459,534,139,Llewellyn Sinclair: (LOVITZ) I'm sick of pirates off the street ruining my play! I'm going back to my old career!,734000,TRUE,844,29,Llewellyn Sinclair,Homer's Car,I'm sick of pirates off the street ruining my play! I'm going back to my old career!,im sick of pirates off the street ruining my play im going back to my old career,17 +149460,534,140,Llewellyn Sinclair: Care to see a dessert menu? We have the best cobbler since Daniel Day-Lewis!,741000,TRUE,844,29,Llewellyn Sinclair,Homer's Car,Care to see a dessert menu? We have the best cobbler since Daniel Day-Lewis!,care to see a dessert menu we have the best cobbler since daniel day-lewis,14 +149461,534,141,Bart Simpson: How much did this cost to restage?,750000,TRUE,8,29,Bart Simpson,Homer's Car,How much did this cost to restage?,how much did this cost to restage,7 +149462,534,142,Marge Simpson: They rented everything from Comic Book Guy for ten bucks.,753000,TRUE,1,29,Marge Simpson,Homer's Car,They rented everything from Comic Book Guy for ten bucks.,they rented everything from comic book guy for ten bucks,10 +149463,534,143,Comic Book Guy: Don't stink up the Gorn head! I need it for a Bar Mitzvah later!,757000,TRUE,801,29,Comic Book Guy,Homer's Car,Don't stink up the Gorn head! I need it for a Bar Mitzvah later!,dont stink up the gorn head i need it for a bar mitzvah later,14 +149464,534,144,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - day),763000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149465,534,145,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Now don't forget, this is the first exam under the new honor code.",763000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Now don't forget, this is the first exam under the new honor code.",now dont forget this is the first exam under the new honor code,13 +149466,534,146,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Now don't forget, this is the first exam under the new honor code.",768000,TRUE,40,3,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,Springfield Elementary School,"Now don't forget, this is the first exam under the new honor code.",now dont forget this is the first exam under the new honor code,13 +149467,534,147,Seymour Skinner: They're doing it! They're self-proctoring!,768000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,They're doing it! They're self-proctoring!,theyre doing it theyre self-proctoring,5 +149468,534,148,Gary Chalmers: Can't you say anything in a normal way?,770000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Can't you say anything in a normal way?,cant you say anything in a normal way,8 +149469,534,149,"Seymour Skinner: The answer, sadly, is not yes.",772000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"The answer, sadly, is not yes.",the answer sadly is not yes,6 +149470,534,150,(Simpson Master Bedroom: int. homer and Marge's bedroom - night),776000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149471,534,151,"Homer Simpson: I don't know what it is about having all my dreams fulfilled, but I feel great.",776000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"I don't know what it is about having all my dreams fulfilled, but I feel great.",i dont know what it is about having all my dreams fulfilled but i feel great,16 +149472,534,152,Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE MELANCHOLY) If you're happy I'm happy.,782000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,If you're happy I'm happy.,if youre happy im happy,5 +149473,534,153,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) That doesn't sound happy.,785000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,That doesn't sound happy.,that doesnt sound happy,4 +149474,534,154,Marge Simpson: I feel kind of... melancholy... (SAD),787000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,I feel kind of... melancholy...,i feel kind of melancholy,5 +149475,534,155,"Homer Simpson: Mmm, melon collie.",791000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Mmm, melon collie.",mmm melon collie,3 +149476,534,156,Marge Simpson: That's not helping.,794000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,That's not helping.,thats not helping,3 +149477,534,157,"Homer Simpson: Well, what was your childhood dream?",797000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Well, what was your childhood dream?",well what was your childhood dream,6 +149478,534,158,"Marge Simpson: (THINKS, THEN:) Jumping on the bed. But I never disobeyed my parents, till I married you.",799000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Jumping on the bed. But I never disobeyed my parents, till I married you.",jumping on the bed but i never disobeyed my parents till i married you,14 +149479,534,159,Homer Simpson: (SEXY) Let's do it.,804000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Let's do it.,lets do it,3 +149480,534,160,Marge Simpson: I'm a little tired. Could we just snuggle again?,806000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,I'm a little tired. Could we just snuggle again?,im a little tired could we just snuggle again,9 +149481,534,161,Homer Simpson: We do that every night! (ENCOURAGING) Come on! Jump on the bed!,809000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,We do that every night! Come on! Jump on the bed!,we do that every night come on jump on the bed,11 +149482,534,162,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED NOISES),809000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149483,534,163,"Ned Flanders: (WALKS UP) Can I help you, stranger?",820000,TRUE,11,100,Ned Flanders,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Can I help you, stranger?",can i help you stranger,5 +149484,534,164,Eduardo: I am just watching my friend and his wife innocently pleasure themselves in bed.,821000,TRUE,3076,100,Eduardo,Simpson Master Bedroom,I am just watching my friend and his wife innocently pleasure themselves in bed.,i am just watching my friend and his wife innocently pleasure themselves in bed,14 +149485,534,165,Ned Flanders: That sounds salty but you seem sweet. I'm gonna call you kettle corn!,826000,TRUE,11,100,Ned Flanders,Simpson Master Bedroom,That sounds salty but you seem sweet. I'm gonna call you kettle corn!,that sounds salty but you seem sweet im gonna call you kettle corn,13 +149486,534,166,(SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR: ext. springfield tapas bar - night),834000,FALSE,NA,4260,NA,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,NA,NA,NA +149487,534,167,Homer Simpson: Eduardo. I haven't felt this good in years. You're like the Tooth Fairy except you don't collect human bones.,834000,TRUE,2,4260,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,Eduardo. I haven't felt this good in years. You're like the Tooth Fairy except you don't collect human bones.,eduardo i havent felt this good in years youre like the tooth fairy except you dont collect human bones,19 +149488,534,168,"Eduardo: Yes, yes. (EYES DART) Of course I don't.",841000,TRUE,3076,4260,Eduardo,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,"Yes, yes. Of course I don't.",yes yes of course i dont,6 +149489,534,169,Eduardo: Here.,844000,TRUE,3076,4260,Eduardo,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,Here.,here,1 +149490,534,170,"Homer Simpson: So that's it? All my dreams, lived?",845000,TRUE,2,4260,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,"So that's it? All my dreams, lived?",so thats it all my dreams lived,7 +149491,534,171,Eduardo: (EVASIVE) Eh... all but one.,849000,TRUE,3076,4260,Eduardo,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,Eh... all but one.,eh all but one,4 +149492,534,172,"Homer Simpson: Well, we've gotta do it! I never leave a job unfinished. It's as true now as that week I worked on the high school yearbook. So much infighting. I had to get outta there!",850000,TRUE,2,4260,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,"Well, we've gotta do it! I never leave a job unfinished. It's as true now as that week I worked on the high school yearbook. So much infighting. I had to get outta there!",well weve gotta do it i never leave a job unfinished its as true now as that week i worked on the high school yearbook so much infighting i had to get outta there,34 +149493,534,173,"Eduardo: All right, Homer, we shall do this thing.",860000,TRUE,3076,4260,Eduardo,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,"All right, Homer, we shall do this thing.",all right homer we shall do this thing,8 +149494,534,174,Homer Simpson: The editor put in like six pictures of this girl 'cause she was his girlfriend.,863000,TRUE,2,4260,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,The editor put in like six pictures of this girl 'cause she was his girlfriend.,the editor put in like six pictures of this girl cause she was his girlfriend,15 +149495,534,175,Eduardo: Everyone has a bad yearbook story. They spelled my name wrong! Get over it!,868000,TRUE,3076,4260,Eduardo,SPRINGFIELD TAPAS BAR,Everyone has a bad yearbook story. They spelled my name wrong! Get over it!,everyone has a bad yearbook story they spelled my name wrong get over it,14 +149496,534,176,(SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD: ext. sky above springfield - dawn),875000,FALSE,NA,1822,NA,SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +149497,534,177,MAN WITH WINGS: So don't do what I did. That concludes our safety video. (SHORT DYING NOISE),875000,TRUE,6393,1822,MAN WITH WINGS,SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,So don't do what I did. That concludes our safety video.,so dont do what i did that concludes our safety video,11 +149498,534,178,Eduardo: Just step out that door and you can glide to earth like your boyhood hero: Rocky the Flying Squirrel.,882000,TRUE,3076,1822,Eduardo,SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,Just step out that door and you can glide to earth like your boyhood hero: Rocky the Flying Squirrel.,just step out that door and you can glide to earth like your boyhood hero rocky the flying squirrel,19 +149499,534,179,"Homer Simpson: Um, actually, my hero was the actress who provided Rocky's voice, June Foray. A true legend in the voiceover community. I'm just gonna stay on the plane and think about her influence.",891000,TRUE,2,1822,Homer Simpson,SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,"Um, actually, my hero was the actress who provided Rocky's voice, June Foray. A true legend in the voiceover community. I'm just gonna stay on the plane and think about her influence.",um actually my hero was the actress who provided rockys voice june foray a true legend in the voiceover community im just gonna stay on the plane and think about her influence,32 +149500,534,180,Eduardo: She has lived her life. Now you must live yours.,903000,TRUE,3076,1822,Eduardo,SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,She has lived her life. Now you must live yours.,she has lived her life now you must live yours,10 +149501,534,181,Eduardo: Do not worry! I will follow the trail of your fear!,907000,TRUE,3076,1822,Eduardo,SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,Do not worry! I will follow the trail of your fear!,do not worry i will follow the trail of your fear,11 +149502,534,182,"WILLIAM CONRAD-STYLE NARRATOR: Will Homer make it? Or will he leave a crater the size of the one that destroyed the Yucatan? Find out in our next exciting installment: ""Fat Splat"" or ""When You Squish Upon A Car.""",911000,TRUE,6394,1822,WILLIAM CONRAD-STYLE NARRATOR,SKY ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,"Will Homer make it? Or will he leave a crater the size of the one that destroyed the Yucatan? Find out in our next exciting installment: ""Fat Splat"" or ""When You Squish Upon A Car.""",will homer make it or will he leave a crater the size of the one that destroyed the yucatan find out in our next exciting installment fat splat or when you squish upon a car,35 +149503,534,183,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - morning),927000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149504,534,184,Seymour Skinner: It's amazing. Every day has the peace and serenity of a flu outbreak.,927000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,It's amazing. Every day has the peace and serenity of a flu outbreak.,its amazing every day has the peace and serenity of a flu outbreak,13 +149505,534,185,Lisa Simpson: (SMILES) I guess I'll be getting some extra credit for this.,932000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I guess I'll be getting some extra credit for this.,i guess ill be getting some extra credit for this,10 +149506,534,186,"Seymour Skinner: Lisa, I'm afraid you've gotten all the extra credit we can give out. So Willie has been growing you a nice pumpkin.",935000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, I'm afraid you've gotten all the extra credit we can give out. So Willie has been growing you a nice pumpkin.",lisa im afraid youve gotten all the extra credit we can give out so willie has been growing you a nice pumpkin,22 +149507,534,187,"Groundskeeper Willie: Here it is, lass. You want me to carve it into a ""Thank-o-lantern?""",941000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Here it is, lass. You want me to carve it into a ""Thank-o-lantern?""",here it is lass you want me to carve it into a thank-o-lantern,13 +149508,534,188,"Lisa Simpson: No, this is good.",946000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"No, this is good.",no this is good,4 +149509,534,189,"Groundskeeper Willie: Well, this knife's got to carve something! (EYES DART)",949000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, this knife's got to carve something!",well this knifes got to carve something,7 +149510,534,190,Homer Simpson: (EXHAUSTED FLAPPING NOISES),949000,FALSE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149511,534,191,Eduardo: Homer...,957000,TRUE,3076,3,Eduardo,Springfield Elementary School,Homer...,homer,1 +149512,534,192,"Homer Simpson: (EXHAUSTED ""YES"" NOISE)",957000,FALSE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149513,534,193,Eduardo: You don't have to flap. Just glide on the wind.,960000,TRUE,3076,3,Eduardo,Springfield Elementary School,You don't have to flap. Just glide on the wind.,you dont have to flap just glide on the wind,10 +149514,534,194,Homer Simpson: (COMPLETELY EXHAUSTED) Okay.,964000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Okay.,okay,1 +149515,534,195,Eduardo: Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap!,966000,TRUE,3076,3,Eduardo,Springfield Elementary School,Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap! Flap!,flap flap flap flap flap flap,6 +149516,534,196,"Eduardo: Yes, good, much better.",970000,TRUE,3076,3,Eduardo,Springfield Elementary School,"Yes, good, much better.",yes good much better,4 +149517,534,197,Lisa Simpson: (IRRITATED NOISE) I got Bart's backpack.,979000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I got Bart's backpack.,i got barts backpack,4 +149518,534,198,Lisa Simpson: He got a hundred on his test?! That's impossible!,982000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,He got a hundred on his test?! That's impossible!,he got a hundred on his test thats impossible,9 +149519,534,199,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Is Bart cheating?,989000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Is Bart cheating?,is bart cheating,3 +149520,534,200,Bart Simpson: Are the Pope's tweets infallible?,991000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Are the Pope's tweets infallible?,are the popes tweets infallible,5 +149521,534,201,Lisa Simpson: Bart! I'm gonna tell!,995000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Bart! I'm gonna tell!,bart im gonna tell,4 +149522,534,202,"Bart Simpson: No, you're not. Because if you tell people I cheated, that means your system failed.",996000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"No, you're not. Because if you tell people I cheated, that means your system failed.",no youre not because if you tell people i cheated that means your system failed,15 +149523,534,203,"Lisa Simpson: (EYES WIDEN) Oh my God, you found a loophole! Why don't you just put this much inventiveness into your work?",1000000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh my God, you found a loophole! Why don't you just put this much inventiveness into your work?",oh my god you found a loophole why dont you just put this much inventiveness into your work,18 +149524,534,204,Bart Simpson: Because then I'd be the one thing I swore I wouldn't: you.,1006000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Because then I'd be the one thing I swore I wouldn't: you.,because then id be the one thing i swore i wouldnt you,12 +149525,534,205,(Sky: Ext. sky - day),1016000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +149526,534,206,Homer Simpson: I'm doing it! I'm flying like the squirrel I always knew I was.,1016000,TRUE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,I'm doing it! I'm flying like the squirrel I always knew I was.,im doing it im flying like the squirrel i always knew i was,13 +149527,534,207,"Homer Simpson: (WHEN HE IS INDIGO) Ooh, indigo!",1024000,TRUE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,"Ooh, indigo!",ooh indigo,2 +149528,534,208,Marge Simpson: Homer!,1025000,TRUE,1,755,Marge Simpson,Sky,Homer!,homer,1 +149529,534,209,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),1025000,FALSE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,NA,NA,NA +149530,534,210,(CONTROL ROOM: Int. control room - continuous),1025000,FALSE,NA,361,NA,CONTROL ROOM,NA,NA,NA +149531,534,211,"Marge Simpson: It's me, talking in your earphone!",1025000,TRUE,1,361,Marge Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,"It's me, talking in your earphone!",its me talking in your earphone,6 +149532,534,212,"Marge Simpson: Come down, Homie! ""You only live once"" also means when you die, you die!",1030000,TRUE,1,361,Marge Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,"Come down, Homie! ""You only live once"" also means when you die, you die!",come down homie you only live once also means when you die you die,14 +149533,534,213,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),1030000,FALSE,2,361,Homer Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,NA,NA,NA +149534,534,214,Marge Simpson: What's going on? (PUZZLED MURMURS),1039000,TRUE,1,361,Marge Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,What's going on?,whats going on,3 +149535,534,215,Marge Simpson: Are you mocking me?!,1041000,TRUE,1,361,Marge Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,Are you mocking me?!,are you mocking me,4 +149536,534,216,Eduardo: You can listen to your wife when you are dead. Savor the moment.,1045000,TRUE,3076,361,Eduardo,CONTROL ROOM,You can listen to your wife when you are dead. Savor the moment.,you can listen to your wife when you are dead savor the moment,13 +149537,534,217,"Homer Simpson: Majestic eagle... just like me, unashamed of his baldness.",1071000,TRUE,2,361,Homer Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,"Majestic eagle... just like me, unashamed of his baldness.",majestic eagle just like me unashamed of his baldness,9 +149538,534,218,Homer Simpson: So beautiful.,1078000,TRUE,2,361,Homer Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,So beautiful.,so beautiful,2 +149539,534,219,"Homer Simpson: Aw, he probably sees a mouse he wants to tear in half.",1080000,TRUE,2,361,Homer Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,"Aw, he probably sees a mouse he wants to tear in half.",aw he probably sees a mouse he wants to tear in half,12 +149540,534,220,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT) Stupid tallest building in Springfield!,1086000,TRUE,2,361,Homer Simpson,CONTROL ROOM,Stupid tallest building in Springfield!,stupid tallest building in springfield,5 +149541,534,221,(Springfield Elementary School Yard: Ext. schoolyard - day),1105000,FALSE,NA,103,NA,Springfield Elementary School Yard,NA,NA,NA +149542,534,222,Lisa Simpson: You've presented me with quite a conundrum.,1105000,TRUE,9,103,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Yard,You've presented me with quite a conundrum.,youve presented me with quite a conundrum,7 +149543,534,223,Lisa Simpson: A word you should know since it was on a vocabulary test you aced.,1107000,TRUE,9,103,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Yard,A word you should know since it was on a vocabulary test you aced.,a word you should know since it was on a vocabulary test you aced,14 +149544,534,224,"Lisa Simpson: (CRAZED LAUGH) But after some thought, all my worries went away.",1113000,TRUE,9,103,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Yard,"But after some thought, all my worries went away.",but after some thought all my worries went away,9 +149545,534,225,Lisa Simpson: I know the answer. I'm gonna force you to turn yourself in.,1117000,TRUE,9,103,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Yard,I know the answer. I'm gonna force you to turn yourself in.,i know the answer im gonna force you to turn yourself in,12 +149546,534,226,Bart Simpson: Good luck with that. The only thing that'll change my mind is a sign from God.,1121000,TRUE,8,103,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Yard,Good luck with that. The only thing that'll change my mind is a sign from God.,good luck with that the only thing thatll change my mind is a sign from god,16 +149547,534,227,"Homer Simpson: Son, it was so beautiful! I went faster than the speed of sound.",1129000,TRUE,2,103,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Yard,"Son, it was so beautiful! I went faster than the speed of sound.",son it was so beautiful i went faster than the speed of sound,13 +149548,534,228,Homer's Voice: (FALLING SCREAMS),1129000,FALSE,2434,103,Homer's Voice,Springfield Elementary School Yard,NA,NA,NA +149549,534,229,"Lisa Simpson: Well Bart, is that enough of a sign for ya?",1141000,TRUE,9,103,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Yard,"Well Bart, is that enough of a sign for ya?",well bart is that enough of a sign for ya,10 +149550,534,230,"Bart Simpson: All right, I'll turn myself in. It'll give me a chance to work some more on the detention quilt.",1144000,TRUE,8,103,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Yard,"All right, I'll turn myself in. It'll give me a chance to work some more on the detention quilt.",all right ill turn myself in itll give me a chance to work some more on the detention quilt,19 +149551,534,231,(DETENTION: Int. detention - a little later),1154000,FALSE,NA,4261,NA,DETENTION,NA,NA,NA +149552,534,232,Jimbo Jones: (SOMBER) This patch is for all the victims of atomic wedgies.,1154000,TRUE,144,4261,Jimbo Jones,DETENTION,This patch is for all the victims of atomic wedgies.,this patch is for all the victims of atomic wedgies,10 +149553,534,233,(Hospital Room: Int. hospital room - day),1160000,FALSE,NA,334,NA,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +149554,534,234,"Eduardo: My friend, you've lived your dreams.",1160000,TRUE,3076,334,Eduardo,Hospital Room,"My friend, you've lived your dreams.",my friend youve lived your dreams,6 +149555,534,235,"Homer Simpson: No matter what, Homer Simpson has done it. And soon I hope I remember who Homer Simpson is and his relationship to me. But I have no regrets. In fact, all this has given me a sense of calm I've never had before.",1162000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,"No matter what, Homer Simpson has done it. And soon I hope I remember who Homer Simpson is and his relationship to me. But I have no regrets. In fact, all this has given me a sense of calm I've never had before.",no matter what homer simpson has done it and soon i hope i remember who homer simpson is and his relationship to me but i have no regrets in fact all this has given me a sense of calm ive never had before,43 +149556,534,236,Dr. Julius Hibbert: That's the morphine.,1178000,TRUE,332,334,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Hospital Room,That's the morphine.,thats the morphine,3 +149557,534,237,Homer Simpson: Can you give me the morphine forever?,1179000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Can you give me the morphine forever?,can you give me the morphine forever,7 +149558,534,238,Dr. Julius Hibbert: No way! A person on morphine all the time would constantly dissolve in inappropriate laughter. (BIG CHUCKLE),1182000,TRUE,332,334,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Hospital Room,No way! A person on morphine all the time would constantly dissolve in inappropriate laughter.,no way a person on morphine all the time would constantly dissolve in inappropriate laughter,15 +149559,534,239,Homer Simpson: (IN HIS SLEEP) Eduardo? Eduardo! Eduardo!,1194000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Eduardo? Eduardo! Eduardo!,eduardo eduardo eduardo,3 +149560,534,240,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED) Oh. It was all just a dream.,1199000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Oh. It was all just a dream.,oh it was all just a dream,7 +149561,534,241,Eduardo: It was not just a dream and you said you'd drive me to the airport.,1203000,TRUE,3076,334,Eduardo,Hospital Room,It was not just a dream and you said you'd drive me to the airport.,it was not just a dream and you said youd drive me to the airport,15 +149562,534,242,Homer Simpson: (NOT THRILLED) Oh yeah. Great. Um... Do I drop you at the curb or do I have to park and walk you in?,1206000,TRUE,2,334,Homer Simpson,Hospital Room,Oh yeah. Great. Um... Do I drop you at the curb or do I have to park and walk you in?,oh yeah great um do i drop you at the curb or do i have to park and walk you in,21 +149563,534,243,Eduardo: Go as far as your heart will take you.,1213000,TRUE,3076,334,Eduardo,Hospital Room,Go as far as your heart will take you.,go as far as your heart will take you,9 +149564,534,244,Eduardo: (SMILING) You are a good friend.,1219000,TRUE,3076,334,Eduardo,Hospital Room,You are a good friend.,you are a good friend,5 +149565,534,245,"NANCY SINATRA-TYPE SINGER: YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE BUT THAT'S OKAY / YOU'LL LIVE QUITE LONG IN THE USA / BUT BACK TO MY POINT, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE / YOU'VE GOT YEARS AND YEARS UNLESS IT'S JUST MONTHS",1231000,TRUE,6391,334,NANCY SINATRA-TYPE SINGER,Hospital Room,"YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE BUT THAT'S OKAY / YOU'LL LIVE QUITE LONG IN THE USA / BUT BACK TO MY POINT, YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE / YOU'VE GOT YEARS AND YEARS UNLESS IT'S JUST MONTHS",you only live once but thats okay youll live quite long in the usa but back to my point you only live once youve got years and years unless its just months,32 +149566,535,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - MORNING - ESTABLISHING),71000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149567,535,1,Marge Simpson: Come on! Just pick one!,71000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Come on! Just pick one!,come on just pick one,5 +149568,535,2,Marge Simpson: (FRUSTRATED NOISE) Fine. You can have your old one!,81000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. You can have your old one!,fine you can have your old one,7 +149569,535,3,Marge Simpson: You can have one of these!,92000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You can have one of these!,you can have one of these,6 +149570,535,4,Lisa Simpson: (READING) Did you know some historians think American football is based on an ancient Aztec game?,97000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Did you know some historians think American football is based on an ancient Aztec game?,did you know some historians think american football is based on an ancient aztec game,15 +149571,535,5,"Bart Simpson: It's not American football, it's just football!",101000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's not American football, it's just football!",its not american football its just football,7 +149572,535,6,"Lisa Simpson: (TOO SWEETLY) Bart, you're not annoyed that Milhouse asked me to go to the American football game instead of you?",104000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, you're not annoyed that Milhouse asked me to go to the American football game instead of you?",bart youre not annoyed that milhouse asked me to go to the american football game instead of you,18 +149573,535,7,"Bart Simpson: Mom, Lisa's ruining football.",109000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, Lisa's ruining football.",mom lisas ruining football,4 +149574,535,8,Lisa Simpson: (QUICK) American football.,109000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,American football.,american football,2 +149575,535,9,"Homer Simpson: No time for breakfast, Marge. Just give me a banana.",112000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No time for breakfast, Marge. Just give me a banana.",no time for breakfast marge just give me a banana,10 +149576,535,10,"Homer Simpson: Now, listen... I have to work late tonight.",119000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, listen... I have to work late tonight.",now listen i have to work late tonight,8 +149577,535,11,Marge Simpson: Again? I was hoping you could spend some time with the kids.,125000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Again? I was hoping you could spend some time with the kids.,again i was hoping you could spend some time with the kids,12 +149578,535,12,Homer Simpson: It's a tough economy. Money doesn't grow on trees.,128000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's a tough economy. Money doesn't grow on trees.,its a tough economy money doesnt grow on trees,9 +149579,535,13,(Carl's Apartment: int. carl's apartment - night),132000,FALSE,NA,4222,NA,Carl's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +149580,535,14,Homer Simpson: It grows on threes! (LAUGHS),132000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer Simpson,Carl's Apartment,It grows on threes!,it grows on threes,4 +149581,535,15,"Carl Carlson: Eh, I'm out.",136000,TRUE,170,4222,Carl Carlson,Carl's Apartment,"Eh, I'm out.",eh im out,3 +149582,535,16,Lenny Leonard: Me too.,137000,TRUE,165,4222,Lenny Leonard,Carl's Apartment,Me too.,me too,2 +149583,535,17,Moe Szyslak: Too rich for my blood. I should not have anted with my blood.,138000,TRUE,17,4222,Moe Szyslak,Carl's Apartment,Too rich for my blood. I should not have anted with my blood.,too rich for my blood i should not have anted with my blood,13 +149584,535,18,"Lenny Leonard: (SIGHS) You've got the touch tonight, Homer.",144000,TRUE,165,4222,Lenny Leonard,Carl's Apartment,"You've got the touch tonight, Homer.",youve got the touch tonight homer,6 +149585,535,19,"Homer Simpson: Nice sunglasses, Lenny.",148000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer Simpson,Carl's Apartment,"Nice sunglasses, Lenny.",nice sunglasses lenny,3 +149587,535,21,"Jesus: (CARD SHARP) You gotta pay to find out. (BEAT) You looking for a tell? I don't have one, my friend.",158000,TRUE,4358,4222,Jesus,Carl's Apartment,"You gotta pay to find out. You looking for a tell? I don't have one, my friend.",you gotta pay to find out you looking for a tell i dont have one my friend,17 +149588,535,22,Jesus: What? What are you lookin' at?,163000,TRUE,4358,4222,Jesus,Carl's Apartment,What? What are you lookin' at?,what what are you lookin at,6 +149589,535,23,"Homer Simpson: I'd better call it a night, guys. I don't want to take any more of your money.",166000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer Simpson,Carl's Apartment,"I'd better call it a night, guys. I don't want to take any more of your money.",id better call it a night guys i dont want to take any more of your money,17 +149590,535,24,"Homer Simpson: Who's president now, Alexander Hamilton?",175000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer Simpson,Carl's Apartment,"Who's president now, Alexander Hamilton?",whos president now alexander hamilton,5 +149591,535,25,Lenny Leonard: I think it's Obama.,179000,TRUE,165,4222,Lenny Leonard,Carl's Apartment,I think it's Obama.,i think its obama,4 +149592,535,26,(CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING: ext. carl's apartment building - hallway - moments later),183000,FALSE,NA,4262,NA,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +149593,535,27,"GRETCHEN: (URGENT) Hold the door, please!",183000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Hold the door, please!",hold the door please,4 +149594,535,28,"GRETCHEN: (RHYTHMIC PANTING, THEN CHECKS WATCH) Two minutes apart.",185000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,Two minutes apart.,two minutes apart,3 +149595,535,29,"Homer Simpson: Timing the elevators, eh? Smart.",187000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Timing the elevators, eh? Smart.",timing the elevators eh smart,5 +149596,535,30,"GRETCHEN: No, no. (BREATHES HEAVILY) I'm timing my contractions. I think I'm in labor. (DEEP VOICE) Deep in labor.",190000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"No, no. I'm timing my contractions. I think I'm in labor. Deep in labor.",no no im timing my contractions i think im in labor deep in labor,14 +149597,535,31,"Homer Simpson: (STIFLES PANIC, THEN:) Okay, okay, no worries.",196000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Okay, okay, no worries.",okay okay no worries,4 +149598,535,32,Homer Simpson: What the?,199000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,What the?,what the,2 +149599,535,33,GRETCHEN: (PANICKING) Do you have a cellphone?,201000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,Do you have a cellphone?,do you have a cellphone,5 +149600,535,34,Homer Simpson: (GENTLY) Everyone has a cellphone. (BEAT) Mine's at home.,203000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,Everyone has a cellphone. Mine's at home.,everyone has a cellphone mines at home,7 +149601,535,35,GRETCHEN: (SCREAMING) The most beautiful moment of my life is happening NOW!,206000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,The most beautiful moment of my life is happening NOW!,the most beautiful moment of my life is happening now,10 +149602,535,36,"Homer Simpson: Everything will be fine... um... (FRIENDLY) Oh you, uh, you like movies? This reminds me of that scene in ""Alien.""",211000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Everything will be fine... um... Oh you, uh, you like movies? This reminds me of that scene in ""Alien.""",everything will be fine um oh you uh you like movies this reminds me of that scene in alien,19 +149603,535,37,GRETCHEN: What?!,215000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,What?!,what,1 +149604,535,38,Homer Simpson: The scene where she escapes with the cat at the end.,218000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,The scene where she escapes with the cat at the end.,the scene where she escapes with the cat at the end,11 +149605,535,39,"GRETCHEN: Aw, that's sweet. Listen... I'm glad I'm not going through this alone. I haven't seen my boyfriend in months.",221000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Aw, that's sweet. Listen... I'm glad I'm not going through this alone. I haven't seen my boyfriend in months.",aw thats sweet listen im glad im not going through this alone i havent seen my boyfriend in months,19 +149606,535,40,"Homer Simpson: (FAKING IT) Oh, he was just here.",227000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Oh, he was just here.",oh he was just here,5 +149607,535,41,GRETCHEN: No he wasn't. (SMILES) But thanks for lying.,230000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,No he wasn't. But thanks for lying.,no he wasnt but thanks for lying,7 +149608,535,42,Homer Simpson: You like lies? (TRYING TO CALM HER DOWN) Here's a few: college is expensive but it's worth it...,233000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,You like lies? Here's a few: college is expensive but it's worth it...,you like lies heres a few college is expensive but its worth it,13 +149609,535,43,GRETCHEN: (ALARMED) I think the baby's coming!,238000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,I think the baby's coming!,i think the babys coming,5 +149610,535,44,"Homer Simpson: Okay Homer, remember your Lamaze training...",239000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Okay Homer, remember your Lamaze training...",okay homer remember your lamaze training,6 +149611,535,45,"LAMAZE INSTRUCTOR: Now, this next position is fantastic for women who are carrying especially big. Homer, can you demonstrate?",242000,TRUE,6396,4262,LAMAZE INSTRUCTOR,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Now, this next position is fantastic for women who are carrying especially big. Homer, can you demonstrate?",now this next position is fantastic for women who are carrying especially big homer can you demonstrate,17 +149612,535,46,"Homer Simpson: (BIG COMFORTABLE NOISE) Yeah, wow, that does feel good. (WORRIED) Oh no, I think it's coming. (PANICKY) I haven't even picked a name yet!",252000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Yeah, wow, that does feel good. Oh no, I think it's coming. I haven't even picked a name yet!",yeah wow that does feel good oh no i think its coming i havent even picked a name yet,19 +149613,535,47,GRETCHEN: (LOUD) You did this to me!,260000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,You did this to me!,you did this to me,5 +149614,535,48,"Homer Simpson: No, I didn't!",262000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"No, I didn't!",no i didnt,3 +149615,535,49,GRETCHEN: I'm talking to the baby. Here it comes!,263000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,I'm talking to the baby. Here it comes!,im talking to the baby here it comes,8 +149616,535,50,"Homer Simpson: Um... I don't know how to tell you this, but your baby doesn't have any legs--",267000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Um... I don't know how to tell you this, but your baby doesn't have any legs--",um i dont know how to tell you this but your baby doesnt have any legs--,16 +149617,535,51,GRETCHEN: What?,267000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,What?,what,1 +149618,535,52,"Homer Simpson: Oh! Oh wait, there's more!",272000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Oh! Oh wait, there's more!",oh oh wait theres more,5 +149619,535,53,Baby: (NEWBORN BABY SOUNDS),272000,FALSE,982,4262,Baby,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +149620,535,54,"Homer Simpson: (REVERENT) It's a dude! And he's uncut! (IMPRESSED) Very Euro! (SWEETLY) Now, hug your mommy.",273000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"It's a dude! And he's uncut! Very Euro! Now, hug your mommy.",its a dude and hes uncut very euro now hug your mommy,12 +149621,535,55,"Homer Simpson: For unto you is born this day, in this elevator, inspected in August 2009, a baby.",282000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"For unto you is born this day, in this elevator, inspected in August 2009, a baby.",for unto you is born this day in this elevator inspected in august 2009 a baby,16 +149622,535,56,"GRETCHEN: Well, it was nice to share this moment with someone who cared.",292000,TRUE,6395,4262,GRETCHEN,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Well, it was nice to share this moment with someone who cared.",well it was nice to share this moment with someone who cared,12 +149623,535,57,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, that guy didn't even look over once.",296000,TRUE,2,4262,Homer Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Yeah, that guy didn't even look over once.",yeah that guy didnt even look over once,8 +149624,535,58,Man In Suit: Lobby please.,298000,TRUE,4104,4262,Man In Suit,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,Lobby please.,lobby please,2 +149625,535,59,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - late night - establishing),304000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149626,535,60,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Homer and Marge's bedroom - moments later),304000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149627,535,61,Marge Simpson: (DROWSY) How was work?,304000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,How was work?,how was work,3 +149628,535,62,Homer Simpson: (BEAMING) Miraculous.,306000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Miraculous.,miraculous,1 +149629,535,63,Marge Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS NOISE),306000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149630,535,64,Homer Simpson: Mothers are so awesome.,309000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Mothers are so awesome.,mothers are so awesome,4 +149631,535,65,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE),309000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149632,535,66,(ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM: ext. ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM - next day - establishing),314000,FALSE,NA,4263,NA,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +149633,535,67,Milhouse Van Houten: These are great seats. You can hear the players swear from up here!,314000,TRUE,25,4263,Milhouse Van Houten,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,These are great seats. You can hear the players swear from up here!,these are great seats you can hear the players swear from up here,13 +149634,535,68,"Player: (DISTANT) I'll kick your ass, Milhouse!",317000,TRUE,709,4263,Player,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,"I'll kick your ass, Milhouse!",ill kick your ass milhouse,5 +149635,535,69,"Football Announcer: And now, to take your minds off the massive concussion and subdural hematoma you just witnessed, please welcome the Springfield Atomettes!",320000,TRUE,638,4263,Football Announcer,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,"And now, to take your minds off the massive concussion and subdural hematoma you just witnessed, please welcome the Springfield Atomettes!",and now to take your minds off the massive concussion and subdural hematoma you just witnessed please welcome the springfield atomettes,21 +149636,535,70,"Cheerleader: Now, for this routine, we need the help of a junior Atomette!",330000,TRUE,2377,4263,Cheerleader,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Now, for this routine, we need the help of a junior Atomette!",now for this routine we need the help of a junior atomette,12 +149818,535,252,GRETCHEN: Sure.,1144000,TRUE,6395,4264,GRETCHEN,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Sure.,sure,1 +149637,535,71,"Milhouse Van Houten: They're picking me, Dad!",339000,TRUE,25,4263,Milhouse Van Houten,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,"They're picking me, Dad!",theyre picking me dad,4 +149638,535,72,"Kirk Van Houten: (LOUD WHISPER) Don't call me ""dad."" If people think peanut vendors have families, it's too sad.",341000,TRUE,817,4263,Kirk Van Houten,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Don't call me ""dad."" If people think peanut vendors have families, it's too sad.",dont call me dad if people think peanut vendors have families its too sad,14 +149639,535,73,Football Announcer: Looks like we've got a volunteer... right there!,345000,TRUE,638,4263,Football Announcer,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,Looks like we've got a volunteer... right there!,looks like weve got a volunteer right there,8 +149640,535,74,Milhouse Van Houten: (STARTLED NOISES),345000,FALSE,25,4263,Milhouse Van Houten,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +149641,535,75,"Lisa Simpson: Look, while I'd like to help, I'm kind of pessimistic about the team's chances.",347000,TRUE,9,4263,Lisa Simpson,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Look, while I'd like to help, I'm kind of pessimistic about the team's chances.",look while id like to help im kind of pessimistic about the teams chances,14 +149642,535,76,CALLIOPE: (SOTTO) They're gonna get creamed. (PEPPY) Go go go!,357000,TRUE,6397,4263,CALLIOPE,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,They're gonna get creamed. Go go go!,theyre gonna get creamed go go go,7 +149643,535,77,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm dating a cheerleader!,376000,TRUE,25,4263,Milhouse Van Houten,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,I'm dating a cheerleader!,im dating a cheerleader,4 +149644,535,78,Lisa Simpson: (DISTANT) No you're not!,378000,TRUE,9,4263,Lisa Simpson,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,No you're not!,no youre not,3 +149645,535,79,"Player: Burned again, Milhouse!",380000,TRUE,709,4263,Player,ATOMS FOOTBALL STADIUM,"Burned again, Milhouse!",burned again milhouse,3 +149646,535,80,(STADIUM: ext. stadium - later - establishing),385000,FALSE,NA,232,NA,STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +149647,535,81,"Lisa Simpson: Wow! That was great! Can I have my regular clothes back, please?",385000,TRUE,9,232,Lisa Simpson,STADIUM,"Wow! That was great! Can I have my regular clothes back, please?",wow that was great can i have my regular clothes back please,12 +149648,535,82,CALLIOPE: Nooooo problem!,391000,TRUE,6397,232,CALLIOPE,STADIUM,Nooooo problem!,nooooo problem,2 +149649,535,83,"The Rich Texan: Great job, ladies. Now here's your fifty bucks each which should just about cover your parking.",393000,TRUE,1508,232,The Rich Texan,STADIUM,"Great job, ladies. Now here's your fifty bucks each which should just about cover your parking.",great job ladies now heres your fifty bucks each which should just about cover your parking,16 +149650,535,84,Lisa Simpson: I can't believe he pays you so little. The crowd was crazy about you.,400000,TRUE,9,232,Lisa Simpson,STADIUM,I can't believe he pays you so little. The crowd was crazy about you.,i cant believe he pays you so little the crowd was crazy about you,14 +149651,535,85,"CALLIOPE: I know, but what are we gonna do about it? If we pipe up they'll put us in the mascot costume.",404000,TRUE,6397,232,CALLIOPE,STADIUM,"I know, but what are we gonna do about it? If we pipe up they'll put us in the mascot costume.",i know but what are we gonna do about it if we pipe up theyll put us in the mascot costume,21 +149652,535,86,"Ashley: After you wear that, you need to be hosed down for bedbugs.",410000,TRUE,1538,232,Ashley,STADIUM,"After you wear that, you need to be hosed down for bedbugs.",after you wear that you need to be hosed down for bedbugs,12 +149653,535,87,(CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING: ext. carl's apartment building - night - establishing),415000,FALSE,NA,4262,NA,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +149654,535,88,(Hallway: int. hallway - continuous),415000,FALSE,NA,137,NA,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +149655,535,89,"Homer Simpson: (UPBEAT) Good game, everyone. I never dreamed a night where you'd discovered I was cheating and beat the crap outta me could end on such an up note.",415000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,"Good game, everyone. I never dreamed a night where you'd discovered I was cheating and beat the crap outta me could end on such an up note.",good game everyone i never dreamed a night where youd discovered i was cheating and beat the crap outta me could end on such an up note,27 +149656,535,90,Lenny Leonard: See ya next week!,423000,TRUE,165,137,Lenny Leonard,Hallway,See ya next week!,see ya next week,4 +149657,535,91,GRETCHEN: (PLEASED GASP) Homer!,425000,TRUE,6395,137,GRETCHEN,Hallway,Homer!,homer,1 +149658,535,92,"Homer Simpson: Hey, Gretchen!",426000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,"Hey, Gretchen!",hey gretchen,2 +149659,535,93,GRETCHEN: I had your jacket cleaned!,428000,TRUE,6395,137,GRETCHEN,Hallway,I had your jacket cleaned!,i had your jacket cleaned,5 +149660,535,94,Homer Simpson: Good as new. And thanks for loaning me your sweater for the ride home. It may be a little stretched out.,430000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,Good as new. And thanks for loaning me your sweater for the ride home. It may be a little stretched out.,good as new and thanks for loaning me your sweater for the ride home it may be a little stretched out,21 +149661,535,95,"GRETCHEN: Jeez, that was a pregnancy sweater.",436000,TRUE,6395,137,GRETCHEN,Hallway,"Jeez, that was a pregnancy sweater.",jeez that was a pregnancy sweater,6 +149662,535,96,GRETCHEN: So... you wanna hold little Homer?,438000,TRUE,6395,137,GRETCHEN,Hallway,So... you wanna hold little Homer?,so you wanna hold little homer,6 +149663,535,97,"Homer Simpson: Wow. So now there's two things named after me -- a baby, and a law banning air horns after three a.m.",441000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,"Wow. So now there's two things named after me -- a baby, and a law banning air horns after three a.m.",wow so now theres two things named after me -- a baby and a law banning air horns after three am,21 +149664,535,98,"Homer Simpson: (TALKS THROUGH HELD NOSE) Aw, that's sweet.",450000,TRUE,2,137,Homer Simpson,Hallway,"Aw, that's sweet.",aw thats sweet,3 +149665,535,99,(CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING: EXT. CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING - night - ESTABLISHING),459000,FALSE,NA,4262,NA,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +149666,535,100,(Apartment Building: INT. APARTMENT BUILDING - hallway - CONTINUOUS),459000,FALSE,NA,374,NA,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +149667,535,101,Moe Szyslak: Read 'em and weep: the novels of Charlotte Bronte.,459000,TRUE,17,374,Moe Szyslak,Apartment Building,Read 'em and weep: the novels of Charlotte Bronte.,read em and weep the novels of charlotte bronte,9 +149668,535,102,Carl Carlson: I thought we were playing cards.,463000,TRUE,170,374,Carl Carlson,Apartment Building,I thought we were playing cards.,i thought we were playing cards,6 +149669,535,103,"Homer Simpson: Um, hey... I was just driving by... with some baby stuff we didn't need and uh...here's some diapers Maggie's too big for, an incredible educational toy I forgot to give Bart...",469000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"Um, hey... I was just driving by... with some baby stuff we didn't need and uh...here's some diapers Maggie's too big for, an incredible educational toy I forgot to give Bart...",um hey i was just driving by with some baby stuff we didnt need and uhheres some diapers maggies too big for an incredible educational toy i forgot to give bart,31 +149670,535,104,GRETCHEN: Thanks. Hey... could you babysit for an hour? I've been alone with the baby for days.,482000,TRUE,6395,374,GRETCHEN,Apartment Building,Thanks. Hey... could you babysit for an hour? I've been alone with the baby for days.,thanks hey could you babysit for an hour ive been alone with the baby for days,16 +149671,535,105,"Homer Simpson: Wow, I'd love to help, but I did kind of have plans for tonight...",488000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"Wow, I'd love to help, but I did kind of have plans for tonight...",wow id love to help but i did kind of have plans for tonight,14 +149672,535,106,Moe Szyslak: You can't leave! I'm dealin' you in!,492000,TRUE,17,374,Moe Szyslak,Apartment Building,You can't leave! I'm dealin' you in!,you cant leave im dealin you in,7 +149673,535,107,Moe Szyslak: Full house?! You win again.,496000,TRUE,17,374,Moe Szyslak,Apartment Building,Full house?! You win again.,full house you win again,5 +149674,535,108,Homer Simpson: (LOOKING AT GRETCHEN AND HOMER JUNIOR) I think I'll be good tonight and stay in with you.,500000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,I think I'll be good tonight and stay in with you.,i think ill be good tonight and stay in with you,11 +149675,535,109,"Homer Simpson: (BABY TALK) Where's Hoju? Where's Hoju? (SHRIEKS, NOW TERRIFIED) Where's Hoju?!",509000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,Where's Hoju? Where's Hoju? Where's Hoju?!,wheres hoju wheres hoju wheres hoju,6 +149676,535,110,Homer Simpson: (DOPPLER) Where's Hoju? Where's Hojuuu?! (SOBS),517000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,Where's Hoju? Where's Hojuuu?!,wheres hoju wheres hojuuu,4 +149677,535,111,(GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT: INT. GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT - DAY),562000,FALSE,NA,4264,NA,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +149678,535,112,(SCRATCHY'S HOUSE: INT. SCRATCHY'S HOUSE - DAY),562000,FALSE,NA,4265,NA,SCRATCHY'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +149679,535,113,Homer Simpson: Kids blow up so fast.,562000,TRUE,2,4265,Homer Simpson,SCRATCHY'S HOUSE,Kids blow up so fast.,kids blow up so fast,5 +149680,535,114,(Swapper Jack's: EXT. SWAPPER JACK'S - DAY),567000,FALSE,NA,4041,NA,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +149681,535,115,Homer Simpson: (SURPRISED NOISE),567000,FALSE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +149682,535,116,"Marge Simpson: Homie? Aw, you're shopping ahead for Maggie.",567000,TRUE,1,4041,Marge Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"Homie? Aw, you're shopping ahead for Maggie.",homie aw youre shopping ahead for maggie,7 +149683,535,117,"Homer Simpson: (CASUALLY) Oh, no, I'm shopping for Homer Junior, a baby I delivered in an elevator the night I pretended to go to work but was really playing poker!",572000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"Oh, no, I'm shopping for Homer Junior, a baby I delivered in an elevator the night I pretended to go to work but was really playing poker!",oh no im shopping for homer junior a baby i delivered in an elevator the night i pretended to go to work but was really playing poker,27 +149684,535,118,Marge Simpson: (FURIOUS) What?!,578000,TRUE,1,4041,Marge Simpson,Swapper Jack's,What?!,what,1 +149686,535,120,"Homer Simpson: Oh, yes, I am shopping for Maggie, our baby together, so this looks perfectly innocent.",586000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"Oh, yes, I am shopping for Maggie, our baby together, so this looks perfectly innocent.",oh yes i am shopping for maggie our baby together so this looks perfectly innocent,15 +149687,535,121,Marge Simpson: Why are you saying that?,591000,TRUE,1,4041,Marge Simpson,Swapper Jack's,Why are you saying that?,why are you saying that,5 +149688,535,122,"Homer Simpson: Oh, you know how the first few weeks are: sleep deprived, walking around in a fog...",593000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"Oh, you know how the first few weeks are: sleep deprived, walking around in a fog...",oh you know how the first few weeks are sleep deprived walking around in a fog,16 +149689,535,123,Marge Simpson: First few weeks of what?,598000,TRUE,1,4041,Marge Simpson,Swapper Jack's,First few weeks of what?,first few weeks of what,5 +149690,535,124,"Homer Simpson: Um, November.",600000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"Um, November.",um november,2 +149691,535,125,(Springfield Atoms Stadium: ext. springfield atoms stadium - day),605000,FALSE,NA,3896,NA,Springfield Atoms Stadium,NA,NA,NA +149692,535,126,"CALLIOPE: Hey, Atomette! I wanna say... Caitlin?",605000,TRUE,6397,3896,CALLIOPE,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"Hey, Atomette! I wanna say... Caitlin?",hey atomette i wanna say caitlin,6 +149693,535,127,"Lisa Simpson: Lisa. Guys, do you realize you're being exploited by this team?",608000,TRUE,9,3896,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"Lisa. Guys, do you realize you're being exploited by this team?",lisa guys do you realize youre being exploited by this team,11 +149694,535,128,Cheerleaders: Wha?!,612000,TRUE,2278,3896,Cheerleaders,Springfield Atoms Stadium,Wha?!,wha,1 +149695,535,129,Lisa Simpson: They sell your posters...workout DVDs...and all of your practices are broadcast on a webcam.,614000,TRUE,9,3896,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,They sell your posters...workout DVDs...and all of your practices are broadcast on a webcam.,they sell your postersworkout dvdsand all of your practices are broadcast on a webcam,14 +149696,535,130,"Lisa Simpson: And some of the angles are loooooow. But don't worry, collective bargaining will enable us to secure concessions.",625000,TRUE,9,3896,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"And some of the angles are loooooow. But don't worry, collective bargaining will enable us to secure concessions.",and some of the angles are loooooow but dont worry collective bargaining will enable us to secure concessions,18 +149725,535,159,(Apartment Building: INT. APARTMENT building - hallway - continuous),756000,FALSE,NA,374,NA,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +149946,536,107,Homer Simpson: Excuse me.,515000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Excuse me.,excuse me,2 +149697,535,131,"Lisa Simpson: We're gonna (CHEERING) push 'em back, push 'em back, push 'em way, way back! All the way to a new con-tract! 'Cause union power is a fact! And we're...",635000,TRUE,9,3896,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"We're gonna push 'em back, push 'em back, push 'em way, way back! All the way to a new con-tract! 'Cause union power is a fact! And we're...",were gonna push em back push em back push em way way back all the way to a new con-tract cause union power is a fact and were,28 +149698,535,132,"CALLIOPE: Okay, okay, we get it.",646000,TRUE,6397,3896,CALLIOPE,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"Okay, okay, we get it.",okay okay we get it,5 +149699,535,133,"The Rich Texan: Well, look who's here. You been hit by the cheerleading bug, little lady?",648000,TRUE,1508,3896,The Rich Texan,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"Well, look who's here. You been hit by the cheerleading bug, little lady?",well look whos here you been hit by the cheerleading bug little lady,13 +149700,535,134,"Lisa Simpson: Actually, I've been hit by the unfair labor practices bug. (PROUD CHUCKLE)",653000,TRUE,9,3896,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"Actually, I've been hit by the unfair labor practices bug.",actually ive been hit by the unfair labor practices bug,10 +149701,535,135,"The Rich Texan: What? Why, that's Samuel Gompers talk! Now, little Missy, the only thing you should be organizin' is your dollies.",656000,TRUE,1508,3896,The Rich Texan,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"What? Why, that's Samuel Gompers talk! Now, little Missy, the only thing you should be organizin' is your dollies.",what why thats samuel gompers talk now little missy the only thing you should be organizin is your dollies,19 +149702,535,136,"Lisa Simpson: How? By size, brand, value? And don't even suggest race, 'cause I don't see that. I just see little people I own. What do you say, ladies?",665000,TRUE,9,3896,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"How? By size, brand, value? And don't even suggest race, 'cause I don't see that. I just see little people I own. What do you say, ladies?",how by size brand value and dont even suggest race cause i dont see that i just see little people i own what do you say ladies,27 +149703,535,137,Cheerleaders: Not right! Not fair! Let's say it with our hair!,675000,TRUE,2278,3896,Cheerleaders,Springfield Atoms Stadium,Not right! Not fair! Let's say it with our hair!,not right not fair lets say it with our hair,10 +149704,535,138,"The Rich Texan: Okay, fine. I'm gonna give it some thought, then say no in the nicest way possible.",684000,TRUE,1508,3896,The Rich Texan,Springfield Atoms Stadium,"Okay, fine. I'm gonna give it some thought, then say no in the nicest way possible.",okay fine im gonna give it some thought then say no in the nicest way possible,16 +149705,535,139,The Rich Texan: (VERY NICELY) No.,690000,TRUE,1508,3896,The Rich Texan,Springfield Atoms Stadium,No.,no,1 +149706,535,140,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),697000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149707,535,141,(Bart's Treehouse: int. bart's treehouse - continuous),697000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +149708,535,142,"Lisa Simpson: Ooh, (LOOKING AT POSTERS) Good... nice... ""Beat Dallas."" Can never argue with that.",697000,TRUE,9,84,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Ooh, Good... nice... ""Beat Dallas."" Can never argue with that.",ooh good nice beat dallas can never argue with that,10 +149709,535,143,"Nelson Muntz: (COCKY) Hey, ladies.",705000,TRUE,101,84,Nelson Muntz,Bart's Treehouse,"Hey, ladies.",hey ladies,2 +149710,535,144,Nelson Muntz: My vest isn't the only thing that's ripped.,705000,TRUE,101,84,Nelson Muntz,Bart's Treehouse,My vest isn't the only thing that's ripped.,my vest isnt the only thing thats ripped,8 +149711,535,145,Mayor Joe Quimby: (WEARING MAYOR SASH) I am in the market for a backup mistress. Possibly two.,709000,TRUE,240,84,Mayor Joe Quimby,Bart's Treehouse,I am in the market for a backup mistress. Possibly two.,i am in the market for a backup mistress possibly two,11 +149712,535,146,Marge Simpson: Have you kids seen your father? Surprised he's not here ogling these girls.,713000,TRUE,1,84,Marge Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Have you kids seen your father? Surprised he's not here ogling these girls.,have you kids seen your father surprised hes not here ogling these girls,13 +149713,535,147,Bart Simpson: He said he was going to work.,718000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,He said he was going to work.,he said he was going to work,7 +149714,535,148,Marge Simpson: On a Friday afternoon?! (GASP) I bet he's playing poker again!,720000,TRUE,1,84,Marge Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,On a Friday afternoon?! I bet he's playing poker again!,on a friday afternoon i bet hes playing poker again,10 +149715,535,149,Marge Simpson: (DETERMINED) Coming through! Wife on a mission!,725000,TRUE,1,84,Marge Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Coming through! Wife on a mission!,coming through wife on a mission,6 +149716,535,150,"Cheerleaders: Go, fight, win... Marge!",727000,TRUE,2278,84,Cheerleaders,Bart's Treehouse,"Go, fight, win... Marge!",go fight win marge,4 +149717,535,151,"Marge Simpson: Wow, I've never burst through a banner before, but it really does the trick!",732000,TRUE,1,84,Marge Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Wow, I've never burst through a banner before, but it really does the trick!",wow ive never burst through a banner before but it really does the trick,14 +149718,535,152,(CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING: ext. carl's apartment building - night - establishing),738000,FALSE,NA,4262,NA,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +149719,535,153,"Marge Simpson: Homer! I know you're here, your car's outside!",738000,TRUE,1,4262,Marge Simpson,CARL'S APARTMENT BUILDING,"Homer! I know you're here, your car's outside!",homer i know youre here your cars outside,8 +149720,535,154,(Carl's Apartment: int. carl's apartment - continuous),742000,FALSE,NA,4222,NA,Carl's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +149721,535,155,Marge Simpson: Where is he?,742000,TRUE,1,4222,Marge Simpson,Carl's Apartment,Where is he?,where is he,3 +149722,535,156,Carl Carlson: (SINCERE) I honestly don't know. I'm just teaching myself massage here with online videos and a store mannequin.,744000,TRUE,170,4222,Carl Carlson,Carl's Apartment,I honestly don't know. I'm just teaching myself massage here with online videos and a store mannequin.,i honestly dont know im just teaching myself massage here with online videos and a store mannequin,17 +149723,535,157,"Marge Simpson: Oh, I'm so sorry.",749000,TRUE,1,4222,Marge Simpson,Carl's Apartment,"Oh, I'm so sorry.",oh im so sorry,4 +149724,535,158,"Carl Carlson: (TO MANNEQUIN, PRACTICING) So, do you have any injuries I should know about?",752000,TRUE,170,4222,Carl Carlson,Carl's Apartment,"So, do you have any injuries I should know about?",so do you have any injuries i should know about,10 +149726,535,160,"Marge Simpson: If he's not in there, where is he?",756000,TRUE,1,374,Marge Simpson,Apartment Building,"If he's not in there, where is he?",if hes not in there where is he,8 +149727,535,161,Homer Simpson: Oh baby!,758000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,Oh baby!,oh baby,2 +149728,535,162,"Homer Simpson: Oh baby, shake it! Homer like!",760000,TRUE,2,374,Homer Simpson,Apartment Building,"Oh baby, shake it! Homer like!",oh baby shake it homer like,6 +149729,535,163,Marge Simpson: (INFURIATED NOISE),760000,FALSE,1,374,Marge Simpson,Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +149730,535,164,(GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT: int. gretchen's apartment - continuous),765000,FALSE,NA,4264,NA,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +149731,535,165,"Homer Simpson: Shake it! Now, roll over on your tummy, just like I taught you.",765000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Shake it! Now, roll over on your tummy, just like I taught you.",shake it now roll over on your tummy just like i taught you,13 +149732,535,166,(Apartment Hallway: int. apartment hallway - continuous),769000,FALSE,NA,2489,NA,Apartment Hallway,NA,NA,NA +149733,535,167,Homer Simpson: Tell me what a cow says!,769000,TRUE,2,2489,Homer Simpson,Apartment Hallway,Tell me what a cow says!,tell me what a cow says,6 +149734,535,168,(GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT: int. gretchen's apartment - continuous),773000,FALSE,NA,4264,NA,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +149735,535,169,TOY COW: (MOOS),773000,FALSE,6398,4264,TOY COW,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +149736,535,170,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SHRIEK) My other baby mama!,773000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,My other baby mama!,my other baby mama,4 +149737,535,171,Marge Simpson: So this is where you've been going -- another woman's apartment.,775000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,So this is where you've been going -- another woman's apartment.,so this is where youve been going -- another womans apartment,11 +149738,535,172,"Homer Simpson: Marge, it's not what you think!",779000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Marge, it's not what you think!",marge its not what you think,6 +149739,535,173,GRETCHEN: Quiet! You're upsetting Homer Junior!,781000,TRUE,6395,4264,GRETCHEN,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Quiet! You're upsetting Homer Junior!,quiet youre upsetting homer junior,5 +149740,535,174,Marge Simpson: You have a baby together?,783000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,You have a baby together?,you have a baby together,5 +149741,535,175,"Homer Simpson: Oh, it's cool. We did it in an elevator.",786000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Oh, it's cool. We did it in an elevator.",oh its cool we did it in an elevator,9 +149742,535,176,Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED REALIZATION) I'm a Schwarzenegger wife.,789000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,I'm a Schwarzenegger wife.,im a schwarzenegger wife,4 +149743,535,177,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) But you're also the housekeeper, so it's all good.",791000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"But you're also the housekeeper, so it's all good.",but youre also the housekeeper so its all good,9 +149744,535,178,Marge Simpson: It's not good! None of it's good!,794000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,It's not good! None of it's good!,its not good none of its good,7 +149745,535,179,Homer Simpson: (TRYING TO PLEASE HER) I haven't had a drink for a week.,797000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,I haven't had a drink for a week.,i havent had a drink for a week,8 +149746,535,180,Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED) That is pretty good.,799000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,That is pretty good.,that is pretty good,4 +149747,535,181,(GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT BUILDING: ext. gretchen's apartment building - day - establishing),804000,FALSE,NA,4266,NA,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +149748,535,182,(GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT: int. gretchen's apartment - continuous),804000,FALSE,NA,4264,NA,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +149749,535,183,Marge Simpson: ...so then you delivered her baby right there in the elevator.,804000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,...so then you delivered her baby right there in the elevator.,so then you delivered her baby right there in the elevator,11 +149750,535,184,Homer Simpson: It's true. Even the other guy in the elevator. He's right here.,804000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,It's true. Even the other guy in the elevator. He's right here.,its true even the other guy in the elevator hes right here,12 +149751,535,185,"Man In Suit: Yeah, and the really funny thing is I'm a doctor.",811000,TRUE,4104,4264,Man In Suit,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Yeah, and the really funny thing is I'm a doctor.",yeah and the really funny thing is im a doctor,10 +149752,535,186,"Marge Simpson: (TO HOMER) Well I'm glad you did a good deed, but you shouldn't come here again. I thought that was strange poop on your collar.",815000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Well I'm glad you did a good deed, but you shouldn't come here again. I thought that was strange poop on your collar.",well im glad you did a good deed but you shouldnt come here again i thought that was strange poop on your collar,23 +149753,535,187,"Homer Simpson: (CHOKING UP) Goodbye, Homer Junior. I guess you're the man of the house now. And never forget, even though the mortgage is due on the first you can usually wait till the seventeenth. (LOUD SOB)",823000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Goodbye, Homer Junior. I guess you're the man of the house now. And never forget, even though the mortgage is due on the first you can usually wait till the seventeenth.",goodbye homer junior i guess youre the man of the house now and never forget even though the mortgage is due on the first you can usually wait till the seventeenth,31 +149754,535,188,Marge Simpson: You know what? I think it's fine if Homer spends a few hours now and then with... (GRITTED TEETH) Homer Junior.,835000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,You know what? I think it's fine if Homer spends a few hours now and then with... Homer Junior.,you know what i think its fine if homer spends a few hours now and then with homer junior,19 +149755,535,189,Homer Simpson: Exactly. You always said charity begins at home -- but not which home.,844000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Exactly. You always said charity begins at home -- but not which home.,exactly you always said charity begins at home -- but not which home,13 +149756,535,190,"Marge Simpson: It's true, I never specified the home.",849000,TRUE,1,4264,Marge Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"It's true, I never specified the home.",its true i never specified the home,7 +149757,535,191,(Springfield Atoms Stadium: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ATOMS STADIUM - DAY),852000,FALSE,NA,3896,NA,Springfield Atoms Stadium,NA,NA,NA +149759,535,193,Homer Simpson: And now to sing you a lullaby my father sung to me:,852000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,And now to sing you a lullaby my father sung to me:,and now to sing you a lullaby my father sung to me,12 +149760,535,194,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS) SLEEP, SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP / SLEEP SLEEP / SLEEP, SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP!",890000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"SLEEP, SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP / SLEEP SLEEP / SLEEP, SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP SLEEP!",sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep sleep,12 +149761,535,195,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - night),899000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149762,535,196,"Homer Simpson: (A BIT SLURRED) Oh man, I really overdid it tonight.",899000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh man, I really overdid it tonight.",oh man i really overdid it tonight,7 +149763,535,197,Marge Simpson: (UPBEAT) Late night at Moe's eh?,903000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Late night at Moe's eh?,late night at moes eh,5 +149764,535,198,"Homer Simpson: No. I'm exhausted from (PERFORMING IT) ""Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes. Knees and toes."" It's the ""toes"" that get ya, Marge. It's the toes...",904000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No. I'm exhausted from ""Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes. Knees and toes."" It's the ""toes"" that get ya, Marge. It's the toes...",no im exhausted from head shoulders knees and toes knees and toes its the toes that get ya marge its the toes,22 +149765,535,199,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED) What about your own children?,912000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What about your own children?,what about your own children,5 +149766,535,200,"Homer Simpson: Way ahead of you, Marge. I am taking all four of my kids to the zoo tomorrow.",914000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Way ahead of you, Marge. I am taking all four of my kids to the zoo tomorrow.",way ahead of you marge i am taking all four of my kids to the zoo tomorrow,17 +149767,535,201,Marge Simpson: Three.,918000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Three.,three,1 +149768,535,202,Homer Simpson: Yes. We'll be back by three. Homer has a very tight nap schedule.,920000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yes. We'll be back by three. Homer has a very tight nap schedule.,yes well be back by three homer has a very tight nap schedule,13 +149769,535,203,Marge Simpson: Quit talking about that baby!,923000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Quit talking about that baby!,quit talking about that baby,5 +149770,535,204,Homer Simpson: I was talking about myself in the third person.,925000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I was talking about myself in the third person.,i was talking about myself in the third person,9 +149771,535,205,Marge Simpson: (VERY AGGRAVATED MURMUR),925000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149772,535,206,(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - kitchen - day),930000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149773,535,207,"JOY: We can't take much more of this, Lisa. The girls are getting so antsy they'll cheer anything.",930000,TRUE,6399,5,JOY,Simpson Home,"We can't take much more of this, Lisa. The girls are getting so antsy they'll cheer anything.",we cant take much more of this lisa the girls are getting so antsy theyll cheer anything,17 +149774,535,208,Cheerleaders: (CHANTING) YOU'RE THE GREATEST GENERATION / WORTHY OF OUR VENERATION! GO-O-O GRAMPA!,935000,TRUE,2278,5,Cheerleaders,Simpson Home,YOU'RE THE GREATEST GENERATION / WORTHY OF OUR VENERATION! GO-O-O GRAMPA!,youre the greatest generation worthy of our veneration go-o-o grampa,10 +149775,535,209,"Grampa Simpson: If this is Heaven, why don't my shoes match?",942000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"If this is Heaven, why don't my shoes match?",if this is heaven why dont my shoes match,9 +149776,535,210,"The Rich Texan: (BIG SIGH) Okay, I give up. I'm gonna do what we secretly did at the Alamo -- surrender.",948000,TRUE,1508,5,The Rich Texan,Simpson Home,"Okay, I give up. I'm gonna do what we secretly did at the Alamo -- surrender.",okay i give up im gonna do what we secretly did at the alamo -- surrender,16 +149777,535,211,Cheerleaders: (CHEER),948000,FALSE,2278,5,Cheerleaders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149778,535,212,"Kirk Van Houten: While you're at it, how 'bout a little boost for peanut vendors?",957000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"While you're at it, how 'bout a little boost for peanut vendors?",while youre at it how bout a little boost for peanut vendors,12 +149779,535,213,The Rich Texan: What do you think I'm taking their raise out of?,961000,TRUE,1508,5,The Rich Texan,Simpson Home,What do you think I'm taking their raise out of?,what do you think im taking their raise out of,10 +149780,535,214,(Springfield Zoo: EXT. springfield ZOO - day - establishing),971000,FALSE,NA,1626,NA,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +149781,535,215,"Homer Simpson: I wanted you all to be happy together, so I brought you to the zoo where all the animals live in harmony.",971000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"I wanted you all to be happy together, so I brought you to the zoo where all the animals live in harmony.",i wanted you all to be happy together so i brought you to the zoo where all the animals live in harmony,22 +149782,535,216,"Lisa Simpson: Okay guys, I got your ice creams.",983000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Okay guys, I got your ice creams.",okay guys i got your ice creams,7 +149783,535,217,"Homer Simpson: Hey, oh oh oh! Now Maggie, we don't hurt each other in this family.",988000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Hey, oh oh oh! Now Maggie, we don't hurt each other in this family.",hey oh oh oh now maggie we dont hurt each other in this family,14 +149784,535,218,Bart Simpson: Are you nuts? You can't even kiss me goodnight without slicing me with your stubble.,992000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Are you nuts? You can't even kiss me goodnight without slicing me with your stubble.,are you nuts you cant even kiss me goodnight without slicing me with your stubble,15 +149785,535,219,"Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little... I'll give you a goodnight kiss you'll never forget! C'mere, you!",994000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Why you little... I'll give you a goodnight kiss you'll never forget! C'mere, you!",why you little ill give you a goodnight kiss youll never forget cmere you,14 +149786,535,220,"Lisa Simpson: Dad! We're missing ""The Giant Capybaras of (OVER-PRONOUNCED) Uruguay!""",1005000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Dad! We're missing ""The Giant Capybaras of Uruguay!""",dad were missing the giant capybaras of uruguay,8 +149817,535,251,Homer Simpson: Can I just say goodbye to him quick?,1142000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Can I just say goodbye to him quick?,can i just say goodbye to him quick,8 +149787,535,221,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I know what'll cheer you kids up. Seeing me out-monkey the monkeys.",1013000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Okay, I know what'll cheer you kids up. Seeing me out-monkey the monkeys.",okay i know whatll cheer you kids up seeing me out-monkey the monkeys,13 +149788,535,222,Homer Simpson: (MONKEY NOISES),1013000,FALSE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +149789,535,223,Homer Simpson: (MONKEY-LIKE TAUNTS) I have a soul and you guys don't! (MONKEY NOISES),1022000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,I have a soul and you guys don't!,i have a soul and you guys dont,8 +149790,535,224,Maggie Simpson: (ALARMED SUCKS),1022000,FALSE,105,1626,Maggie Simpson,Springfield Zoo,NA,NA,NA +149791,535,225,Lisa Simpson: Dad! Maggie's rolling away!,1038000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Dad! Maggie's rolling away!,dad maggies rolling away,4 +149792,535,226,Bart Simpson: (GASPS) She's heading for Prairie Dog Village!,1041000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,She's heading for Prairie Dog Village!,shes heading for prairie dog village,6 +149793,535,227,"Lisa Simpson: If they get her in their warrens, we'll never see her again!",1043000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"If they get her in their warrens, we'll never see her again!",if they get her in their warrens well never see her again,12 +149794,535,228,Homer Simpson: Look! Shiny keys! Jingle jangle!,1047000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Look! Shiny keys! Jingle jangle!,look shiny keys jingle jangle,5 +149795,535,229,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Stupid monkeys.,1050000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Stupid monkeys.,stupid monkeys,2 +149796,535,230,"Lisa Simpson: That's it, Maggie! Use the Dino-Wand!",1058000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"That's it, Maggie! Use the Dino-Wand!",thats it maggie use the dino-wand,6 +149797,535,231,Marge Simpson: This is the last time you'll see that... elevator baby!,1069000,TRUE,1,1626,Marge Simpson,Springfield Zoo,This is the last time you'll see that... elevator baby!,this is the last time youll see that elevator baby,10 +149798,535,232,"Homer Simpson: (LIP QUIVERING) I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can never quite fill. (SOBS)",1073000,TRUE,2,1626,Homer Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"I'm sorry, Homer Junior. You'll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can never quite fill.",im sorry homer junior youll occupy an idealized place in my heart that no one can never quite fill,19 +149799,535,233,"Bart Simpson: Therapy, please.",1085000,TRUE,8,1626,Bart Simpson,Springfield Zoo,"Therapy, please.",therapy please,2 +149800,535,234,Lisa Simpson: Me too.,1085000,TRUE,9,1626,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Zoo,Me too.,me too,2 +149801,535,235,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),1088000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +149802,535,236,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I've got to impart all my fatherly advice in this one walk. The sky is blue, but no one really knows why. Don't believe what they tell you. Girls are great and terrible at the same time. Get used to it. And, most importantly-- Oops, we're here. You'll have to figure it out on your own.",1088000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Okay, I've got to impart all my fatherly advice in this one walk. The sky is blue, but no one really knows why. Don't believe what they tell you. Girls are great and terrible at the same time. Get used to it. And, most importantly-- Oops, we're here. You'll have to figure it out on your own.",okay ive got to impart all my fatherly advice in this one walk the sky is blue but no one really knows why dont believe what they tell you girls are great and terrible at the same time get used to it and most importantly-- oops were here youll have to figure it out on your own,57 +149803,535,237,(GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT: int. gretchen's apartment - continuous),1107000,FALSE,NA,4264,NA,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +149804,535,238,"Homer Simpson: (SADLY) Sorry, little fella. One day I'll be that guy who comes to your wedding, makes you feel a little weird, and then runs away.",1107000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Sorry, little fella. One day I'll be that guy who comes to your wedding, makes you feel a little weird, and then runs away.",sorry little fella one day ill be that guy who comes to your wedding makes you feel a little weird and then runs away,24 +149805,535,239,"GRETCHEN: Homer, great news! Chase came back!",1113000,TRUE,6395,4264,GRETCHEN,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Homer, great news! Chase came back!",homer great news chase came back,6 +149806,535,240,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Who's Chase?,1116000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Woo hoo! Who's Chase?,woo hoo whos chase,4 +149807,535,241,GRETCHEN: Homer Jr.'s father!,1117000,TRUE,6395,4264,GRETCHEN,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Homer Jr.'s father!,homer jrs father,3 +149808,535,242,"Chase: (EMOTIONAL) Oh my God, is that my son?",1119000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Oh my God, is that my son?",oh my god is that my son,7 +149809,535,243,Homer Simpson: You didn't tell me he was a soldier.,1122000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,You didn't tell me he was a soldier.,you didnt tell me he was a soldier,8 +149810,535,244,Chase: (TO GRETCHEN) You didn't tell me you were pregnant.,1123000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,You didn't tell me you were pregnant.,you didnt tell me you were pregnant,7 +149811,535,245,GRETCHEN: I didn't want you to marry me because I was pregnant. I wanted you to marry me because I was nagging you.,1125000,TRUE,6395,4264,GRETCHEN,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,I didn't want you to marry me because I was pregnant. I wanted you to marry me because I was nagging you.,i didnt want you to marry me because i was pregnant i wanted you to marry me because i was nagging you,22 +149812,535,246,"Homer Simpson: (HEARTBROKEN) Um, he likes it if you tickle his toes.",1131000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Um, he likes it if you tickle his toes.",um he likes it if you tickle his toes,9 +149813,535,247,"Chase: Dude, he's my kid. He likes what I like.",1134000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Dude, he's my kid. He likes what I like.",dude hes my kid he likes what i like,9 +149814,535,248,Homer Simpson: But n-n-n-nurture...,1136000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,But n-n-n-nurture...,but n-n-n-nurture,2 +149815,535,249,Chase: Gretch -- I think he's got my calves!,1138000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Gretch -- I think he's got my calves!,gretch -- i think hes got my calves,8 +149816,535,250,"GRETCHEN: He does, baby, he does!",1140000,TRUE,6395,4264,GRETCHEN,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"He does, baby, he does!",he does baby he does,5 +149819,535,253,"Homer Simpson: (SADLY) I guess this is it, little guy.",1145000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"I guess this is it, little guy.",i guess this is it little guy,7 +149820,535,254,HOMER JR.: Da-da.,1147000,TRUE,6400,4264,HOMER JR.,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Da-da.,da-da,1 +149821,535,255,Homer Simpson: (PLEASED GASP) The most beautiful words a father can hear.,1147000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,The most beautiful words a father can hear.,the most beautiful words a father can hear,8 +149822,535,256,HOMER JR.: Da-da! Da-da!,1151000,TRUE,6400,4264,HOMER JR.,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Da-da! Da-da!,da-da da-da,2 +149823,535,257,Homer Simpson: Oh.,1151000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Oh.,oh,1 +149824,535,258,"Chase: Hey, one day you'll have kids of your own.",1154000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Hey, one day you'll have kids of your own.",hey one day youll have kids of your own,9 +149825,535,259,Homer Simpson: I do.,1156000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,I do.,i do,2 +149826,535,260,Chase: Really? Then this is much creepier than I thought. Much.,1156000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,Really? Then this is much creepier than I thought. Much.,really then this is much creepier than i thought much,10 +149827,535,261,Moe Szyslak: He shouldn't have bet his door if he didn't wanna lose it.,1163000,TRUE,17,4264,Moe Szyslak,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,He shouldn't have bet his door if he didn't wanna lose it.,he shouldnt have bet his door if he didnt wanna lose it,12 +149828,535,262,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - day),1174000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +149829,535,263,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - continuous),1174000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +149830,535,264,"Homer Simpson: Hi Maggie, if you could talk, I know you'd have a few choice words for me.",1174000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Hi Maggie, if you could talk, I know you'd have a few choice words for me.",hi maggie if you could talk i know youd have a few choice words for me,16 +149831,535,265,Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE) You want me to take care of your dolly?,1181000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,You want me to take care of your dolly?,you want me to take care of your dolly,9 +149832,535,266,Homer Simpson: That's the sweetest thing any baby has ever done for me.,1184000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,That's the sweetest thing any baby has ever done for me.,thats the sweetest thing any baby has ever done for me,11 +149833,535,267,(GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT: int. gretchen's apartment - day),1200000,FALSE,NA,4264,NA,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +149834,535,268,"Chase: Honey, you know where the bottle opener is?",1200000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Honey, you know where the bottle opener is?",honey you know where the bottle opener is,8 +149835,535,269,GRETCHEN: I think it's in the drawer.,1202000,TRUE,6395,4264,GRETCHEN,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,I think it's in the drawer.,i think its in the drawer,6 +149836,535,270,"Chase: Whoa, little dude! Where did you learn that?",1205000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Whoa, little dude! Where did you learn that?",whoa little dude where did you learn that,8 +149837,535,271,"Chase: This is what we're fightin' for, babe.",1399000,TRUE,2098,4264,Chase,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"This is what we're fightin' for, babe.",this is what were fightin for babe,7 +149838,535,272,"Homer Simpson: Hey, what's this marching band have to do with Homer Junior? (BEAT) What? There were cheerleaders in our house? And nobody told me? (AGONIZED NOISE)",1447000,TRUE,2,4264,Homer Simpson,GRETCHEN'S APARTMENT,"Hey, what's this marching band have to do with Homer Junior? What? There were cheerleaders in our house? And nobody told me?",hey whats this marching band have to do with homer junior what there were cheerleaders in our house and nobody told me,22 +149839,536,0,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - day),133000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149840,536,1,Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER DO...,133000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER DO...,one is the loneliest number that youll ever do,9 +149841,536,2,Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) TWO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE / IT'S THE LONELIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER ONE...,140000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,TWO CAN BE AS BAD AS ONE / IT'S THE LONELIEST NUMBER SINCE THE NUMBER ONE...,two can be as bad as one its the loneliest number since the number one,15 +149842,536,3,"Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) NO IS THE SADDEST EXPERIENCE YOU'LL EVER KNOW / YES, IT'S THE SADDEST EXPERIENCE YOU'LL EVER KNOW...",147000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"NO IS THE SADDEST EXPERIENCE YOU'LL EVER KNOW / YES, IT'S THE SADDEST EXPERIENCE YOU'LL EVER KNOW...",no is the saddest experience youll ever know yes its the saddest experience youll ever know,16 +149843,536,4,"Lisa Simpson: (SINGS) 'CAUSE ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER DO / ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER, WORSE THAN TWO... AND ONE-- (SPOKEN) You know, I really think I've made the point.",160000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"'CAUSE ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER THAT YOU'LL EVER DO / ONE IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER, WORSE THAN TWO... AND ONE-- You know, I really think I've made the point.",cause one is the loneliest number that youll ever do one is the loneliest number worse than two and one-- you know i really think ive made the point,29 +149844,536,5,Groundskeeper Willie: (PANICKED) The rain has washed away the playground shed!,176000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,The rain has washed away the playground shed!,the rain has washed away the playground shed,8 +149845,536,6,Dewey Largo: I'm being chased by sports!,180000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,I'm being chased by sports!,im being chased by sports,5 +149846,536,7,(Skinner's Office: Int. skinner's office - continuous),182000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +149847,536,8,"Seymour Skinner: (GRIM) It's called ""precipitation,"" because it never fails to precipitate unruly behavior.",182000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"It's called ""precipitation,"" because it never fails to precipitate unruly behavior.",its called precipitation because it never fails to precipitate unruly behavior,11 +149848,536,9,Seymour Skinner: ...doomed to get only single pneumonia.,188000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,...doomed to get only single pneumonia.,doomed to get only single pneumonia,6 +149849,536,10,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. springfield elementary - hallway - continuous),201000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149850,536,11,Lisa Simpson: A spitwad?,201000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,A spitwad?,a spitwad,2 +149851,536,12,"Lisa Simpson: Well, at least I'm getting some attention.",203000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, at least I'm getting some attention.",well at least im getting some attention,7 +149852,536,13,Bart Simpson: (TO SELF) And the best part is I'm bombarding her with her own homework. (CHUCKLES),207000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And the best part is I'm bombarding her with her own homework.,and the best part is im bombarding her with her own homework,12 +149853,536,14,Lisa Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),207000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149854,536,15,Lisa Simpson: Begone!,223000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Begone!,begone,1 +149855,536,16,Bart Simpson: (AGONIZED VAMPIRE HISS),223000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149856,536,17,"Lisa Simpson: (UPBEAT) Well, you're never alone surrounded by (PICKS UP BOOK) ""The Autobiography of Charles Manson."" (SCARED NOISE)",228000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, you're never alone surrounded by ""The Autobiography of Charles Manson.""",well youre never alone surrounded by the autobiography of charles manson,11 +149857,536,18,Lisa Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),228000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149858,536,19,"Isabel Gutierrez: Hi. New kid, second grade, don't you love the rain?",243000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,"Hi. New kid, second grade, don't you love the rain?",hi new kid second grade dont you love the rain,10 +149859,536,20,"Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) New kid? (HOPEFUL) Um, have you made any friends?",246000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"New kid? Um, have you made any friends?",new kid um have you made any friends,8 +149860,536,21,"Isabel Gutierrez: Just Charlotte, Emily and Anne.",249000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,"Just Charlotte, Emily and Anne.",just charlotte emily and anne,5 +149861,536,22,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) That's a reference to the Brontë sisters!,251000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That's a reference to the Brontë sisters!,thats a reference to the brontë sisters,7 +149862,536,23,Isabel Gutierrez: (GASPS) You got my reference to the Brontë sisters!,254000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,You got my reference to the Brontë sisters!,you got my reference to the brontë sisters,8 +149863,536,24,"Isabel Gutierrez: Nice to meet you, Lisa Simpson.",256000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,"Nice to meet you, Lisa Simpson.",nice to meet you lisa simpson,6 +149864,536,25,Lisa Simpson: (STUNNED) How do you know my name?,258000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How do you know my name?,how do you know my name,6 +149865,536,26,Isabel Gutierrez: I deciphered the anagrams on your notebook.,260000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,I deciphered the anagrams on your notebook.,i deciphered the anagrams on your notebook,7 +149866,536,27,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Oh.,262000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Oh.,oh,1 +149867,536,28,Isabel Gutierrez: (POINTS) Be Lisa?,263000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,Be Lisa?,be lisa,2 +149868,536,29,Lisa Simpson: (QUICK DECIPHERING NOISES) Isabel!,268000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Isabel!,isabel,1 +149869,536,30,Isabel Gutierrez: (SHARED NOISE OF JOY),268000,FALSE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149870,536,31,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - that EVENING - establishing),273000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149871,536,32,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, spaghetti.",273000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, spaghetti.",ooh spaghetti,2 +149872,536,33,"Homer Simpson: (ANSWERING PHONE) Y'ello! Lisa, you got a call from someone named Isabel.",279000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Y'ello! Lisa, you got a call from someone named Isabel.",yello lisa you got a call from someone named isabel,10 +149873,536,34,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED SQUEAL),279000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149874,536,35,"Homer Simpson: (INTO PHONE) May I ask what this is regarding? (LISTENS) Oooh, a budding new friendship? Oooh! (HANDS PHONE TO LISA) Boy, how come you can't get a new friend?",285000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"May I ask what this is regarding? Oooh, a budding new friendship? Oooh! Boy, how come you can't get a new friend?",may i ask what this is regarding oooh a budding new friendship oooh boy how come you cant get a new friend,22 +149875,536,36,Bart Simpson: What's wrong with the one I got?,292000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,What's wrong with the one I got?,whats wrong with the one i got,7 +149876,536,37,"Milhouse Van Houten: (ENTERS) I finally got that M&M out of my inner ear. I remembered correctly, it was a green one!",294000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"I finally got that M&M out of my inner ear. I remembered correctly, it was a green one!",i finally got that mm out of my inner ear i remembered correctly it was a green one,18 +149879,536,40,"Marge Simpson: Oh, for God's sake.",313000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, for God's sake.",oh for gods sake,4 +149880,536,41,(Lisa's Bedroom: INT. LISA'S ROOM - MUCH LATER),316000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149881,536,42,Lisa Simpson: And don't you hate being the middle child?,316000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,And don't you hate being the middle child?,and dont you hate being the middle child,8 +149971,536,132,Isabel Gutierrez: This is the first I've heard of it.,633000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,This is the first I've heard of it.,this is the first ive heard of it,8 +149882,536,43,"Isabel Gutierrez: Yeah, in the car, I always have to sit on the hump. It makes reading impossible.",318000,TRUE,6401,98,Isabel Gutierrez,Lisa's Bedroom,"Yeah, in the car, I always have to sit on the hump. It makes reading impossible.",yeah in the car i always have to sit on the hump it makes reading impossible,16 +149883,536,44,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, your food's getting cold!",323000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Lisa, your food's getting cold!",lisa your foods getting cold,5 +149884,536,45,"Lisa Simpson: It's raw veggies, they're supposed to be cold!",326000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"It's raw veggies, they're supposed to be cold!",its raw veggies theyre supposed to be cold,8 +149885,536,46,"Marge Simpson: Well, someone who loves you put melted butter on them!",328000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Well, someone who loves you put melted butter on them!",well someone who loves you put melted butter on them,10 +149886,536,47,(Dining Room: Int. dining room - continuous),331000,FALSE,NA,260,NA,Dining Room,NA,NA,NA +149887,536,48,"Marge Simpson: Thank you, Mr. Bergstrom. I'll tell Lisa you dropped by.",331000,TRUE,1,260,Marge Simpson,Dining Room,"Thank you, Mr. Bergstrom. I'll tell Lisa you dropped by.",thank you mr bergstrom ill tell lisa you dropped by,10 +149888,536,49,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's bedroom - continuous),335000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149889,536,50,Lisa Simpson: (INTO PHONE) I'd better go.,335000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I'd better go.,id better go,3 +149890,536,51,"Isabel Gutierrez: Okay, but one more thing: I noticed we're both doing presentations on Franklin Roosevelt at school.",336000,TRUE,6401,98,Isabel Gutierrez,Lisa's Bedroom,"Okay, but one more thing: I noticed we're both doing presentations on Franklin Roosevelt at school.",okay but one more thing i noticed were both doing presentations on franklin roosevelt at school,16 +149891,536,52,Isabel Gutierrez: Why don't we do them together?,336000,TRUE,6401,98,Isabel Gutierrez,Lisa's Bedroom,Why don't we do them together?,why dont we do them together,6 +149892,536,53,Lisa Simpson: (WHISPERS TO SELF) Oh my God. Someone wants to be my partner. Can't screw this up.,342000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Oh my God. Someone wants to be my partner. Can't screw this up.,oh my god someone wants to be my partner cant screw this up,13 +149893,536,54,(Isabel's Bedroom: Int. Isabel's bedroom - continuous),348000,FALSE,NA,4267,NA,Isabel's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +149894,536,55,"Isabel Gutierrez: Downloading, downloading, downloading, downloading, downloading...",348000,TRUE,6401,4267,Isabel Gutierrez,Isabel's Bedroom,"Downloading, downloading, downloading, downloading, downloading...",downloading downloading downloading downloading downloading,5 +149895,536,56,Isabel Gutierrez: Woo-hoo!,354000,TRUE,6401,4267,Isabel Gutierrez,Isabel's Bedroom,Woo-hoo!,woo-hoo,1 +149896,536,57,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - the next day - establishing),358000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149897,536,58,(Lisa's Classroom: Int. Lisa's classroom - continuous),358000,FALSE,NA,1076,NA,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +149898,536,59,"Lisa Simpson: (CLEARS THROAT, BEGINS) Franklin Roosevelt bravely instituted a series of reforms called the New Deal...",358000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,Franklin Roosevelt bravely instituted a series of reforms called the New Deal...,franklin roosevelt bravely instituted a series of reforms called the new deal,12 +149899,536,60,Isabel Gutierrez: ...which ran totally counter to America's tradition of limited government. P.S.: It was also unconstitutional.,363000,TRUE,6401,1076,Isabel Gutierrez,Lisa's Classroom,...which ran totally counter to America's tradition of limited government. P.S.: It was also unconstitutional.,which ran totally counter to americas tradition of limited government ps it was also unconstitutional,15 +149900,536,61,Lisa Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),363000,FALSE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +149901,536,62,Lisa Simpson: F.D.R.'s steadfast leadership also helped America win World War Two...,371000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,F.D.R.'s steadfast leadership also helped America win World War Two...,fdrs steadfast leadership also helped america win world war two,10 +149902,536,63,"Isabel Gutierrez: ...until the weak-kneed Democrats sold us out at Yalta. If you haven't guessed, Lisa -- I'm a Republican.",376000,TRUE,6401,1076,Isabel Gutierrez,Lisa's Classroom,"...until the weak-kneed Democrats sold us out at Yalta. If you haven't guessed, Lisa -- I'm a Republican.",until the weak-kneed democrats sold us out at yalta if you havent guessed lisa -- im a republican,18 +149903,536,64,Lisa Simpson: (HOPEFUL) A Lincoln Republican?,382000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,A Lincoln Republican?,a lincoln republican,3 +149904,536,65,Isabel Gutierrez: Not really.,383000,TRUE,6401,1076,Isabel Gutierrez,Lisa's Classroom,Not really.,not really,2 +149905,536,66,Lisa Simpson: A Reagan Republican?,384000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,A Reagan Republican?,a reagan republican,3 +149906,536,67,Isabel Gutierrez: Keep going.,385000,TRUE,6401,1076,Isabel Gutierrez,Lisa's Classroom,Keep going.,keep going,2 +149907,536,68,Lisa Simpson: First President Bush?,386000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,First President Bush?,first president bush,3 +149908,536,69,Isabel Gutierrez: Gettin' there.,387000,TRUE,6401,1076,Isabel Gutierrez,Lisa's Classroom,Gettin' there.,gettin there,2 +149909,536,70,"Lisa Simpson: (STUNNED) Oh, dear God.",387000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Classroom,"Oh, dear God.",oh dear god,3 +149910,536,71,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),393000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149911,536,72,(Auditorium: int. auditorium - continuous),393000,FALSE,NA,4,NA,Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +149912,536,73,"Seymour Skinner: (CHUCKLES) I must say, Lisa, it was amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.",393000,TRUE,3,4,Seymour Skinner,Auditorium,"I must say, Lisa, it was amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed.",i must say lisa it was amusing to see you thoroughly de-high-horsed,12 +149913,536,74,Lisa Simpson: That isn't a word.,398000,TRUE,9,4,Lisa Simpson,Auditorium,That isn't a word.,that isnt a word,4 +149914,536,75,"Seymour Skinner: Oooh, back on the saddle she climbs.",400000,TRUE,3,4,Seymour Skinner,Auditorium,"Oooh, back on the saddle she climbs.",oooh back on the saddle she climbs,7 +149915,536,76,"Lisa Simpson: I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?",402000,TRUE,9,4,Lisa Simpson,Auditorium,"I just can't believe someone like you would be a Republican. I mean, isn't your last name Gutiérrez?",i just cant believe someone like you would be a republican i mean isnt your last name gutiérrez,18 +149916,536,77,Isabel Gutierrez: Just what exactly are you saying?,408000,TRUE,6401,4,Isabel Gutierrez,Auditorium,Just what exactly are you saying?,just what exactly are you saying,6 +149917,536,78,"Lisa Simpson: I'm just saying that people of your heritage... which could be any one of many heritages, I'm not pigeonholing... is it a Catholic thing?",410000,TRUE,9,4,Lisa Simpson,Auditorium,"I'm just saying that people of your heritage... which could be any one of many heritages, I'm not pigeonholing... is it a Catholic thing?",im just saying that people of your heritage which could be any one of many heritages im not pigeonholing is it a catholic thing,24 +149918,536,79,Isabel Gutierrez: I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.,419000,TRUE,6401,4,Isabel Gutierrez,Auditorium,I'm a non-observant Jew from Argentina.,im a non-observant jew from argentina,6 +149919,536,80,Bart Simpson: (PASSING BY) Ay carumba!,421000,TRUE,8,4,Bart Simpson,Auditorium,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +149920,536,81,Isabel Gutierrez: Do you even know what that means?,422000,TRUE,6401,4,Isabel Gutierrez,Auditorium,Do you even know what that means?,do you even know what that means,7 +149921,536,82,"Bart Simpson: Um... there's, there's a carumba in my eye?",424000,TRUE,8,4,Bart Simpson,Auditorium,"Um... there's, there's a carumba in my eye?",um theres theres a carumba in my eye,8 +149922,536,83,"Isabel Gutierrez: It's the Spanish version of ""hot damn.""",426000,TRUE,6401,4,Isabel Gutierrez,Auditorium,"It's the Spanish version of ""hot damn.""",its the spanish version of hot damn,7 +149923,536,84,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,426000,TRUE,8,4,Bart Simpson,Auditorium,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +149924,536,85,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - lisa's room - afternoon),430000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149925,536,86,Marge Simpson: (VERY PUZZLED NOISE),430000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149926,536,87,Marge Simpson: Lisa? Is everything okay?,430000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa? Is everything okay?,lisa is everything okay,4 +149927,536,88,"Lisa Simpson: Yes, why?",433000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, why?",yes why,2 +149928,536,89,Marge Simpson: Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.,435000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Because you're doing your homework and you don't look happy.,because youre doing your homework and you dont look happy,10 +149929,536,90,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a... (CAN BARELY GET IT OUT) Republican.,438000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,My new best friend isn't what I thought. She's a... Republican.,my new best friend isnt what i thought shes a republican,11 +149930,536,91,Marge Simpson: (GIGGLES),438000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149931,536,92,Lisa Simpson: What is so funny? They're destroying the world!,444000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What is so funny? They're destroying the world!,what is so funny theyre destroying the world,8 +149932,536,93,"Marge Simpson: They are, huh?",447000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"They are, huh?",they are huh,3 +149933,536,94,"Marge Simpson: I thought I'd show you this when you were older, but...",448000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I thought I'd show you this when you were older, but...",i thought id show you this when you were older but,11 +149934,536,95,Lisa Simpson: You voted for Reagan?!,451000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You voted for Reagan?!,you voted for reagan,4 +149935,536,96,"Marge Simpson: It was a crazy time, the eighties.",454000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It was a crazy time, the eighties.",it was a crazy time the eighties,7 +149936,536,97,Marge Simpson: You don't hear me listening to the Thompson Twins anymore. Although...,457000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't hear me listening to the Thompson Twins anymore. Although...,you dont hear me listening to the thompson twins anymore although,11 +149937,536,98,Lisa Simpson: So... you were going through a phase?,467000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,So... you were going through a phase?,so you were going through a phase,7 +149938,536,99,"Homer Simpson: All right, eighties party! Where's the beef? Tear down that wall! Because I think the beef is behind that wall!",474000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, eighties party! Where's the beef? Tear down that wall! Because I think the beef is behind that wall!",all right eighties party wheres the beef tear down that wall because i think the beef is behind that wall,20 +149939,536,100,"Homer Simpson: Now get up here, boy! We're gonna do the Super Bowl Shuffle.",489000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now get up here, boy! We're gonna do the Super Bowl Shuffle.",now get up here boy were gonna do the super bowl shuffle,12 +149940,536,101,Bart Simpson: (ENTERING ATTIC) No! You never let me be Mike Singletary!,490000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No! You never let me be Mike Singletary!,no you never let me be mike singletary,8 +149941,536,102,Homer Simpson: Fine. You're Mike Singletary. Enjoy your mediocre coaching career.,494000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. You're Mike Singletary. Enjoy your mediocre coaching career.,fine youre mike singletary enjoy your mediocre coaching career,9 +149942,536,103,Homer Simpson: (RAPPING) MY NAME IS HOMER / I'M A REAL FULL BACK / GONNA RUN THAT BALL / DON'T WANT NO FLACK...,498000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,MY NAME IS HOMER / I'M A REAL FULL BACK / GONNA RUN THAT BALL / DON'T WANT NO FLACK...,my name is homer im a real full back gonna run that ball dont want no flack,17 +149943,536,104,Bart Simpson: (RAPPING) IF YOU TRY TO RUN / YOU'LL GET A HEART ATTACK...,503000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,IF YOU TRY TO RUN / YOU'LL GET A HEART ATTACK...,if you try to run youll get a heart attack,10 +149944,536,105,Homer Simpson: Why you little-- (CHOKES BART),505000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why you little--,why you little--,3 +149945,536,106,Bart Simpson: (RAPPING) HEY BIG MAN / DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE / (CHOKING) I'M JUST HERE TO DO THE SUPER BOWL... (DYING) SHUFFLE...,508000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,HEY BIG MAN / DON'T WANT NO TROUBLE / I'M JUST HERE TO DO THE SUPER BOWL... SHUFFLE...,hey big man dont want no trouble im just here to do the super bowl shuffle,16 +149947,536,108,Marge Simpson: People's views change. Bobby Kennedy worked for Joe McCarthy. Larry David was on Fridays.,515000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,People's views change. Bobby Kennedy worked for Joe McCarthy. Larry David was on Fridays.,peoples views change bobby kennedy worked for joe mccarthy larry david was on fridays,14 +149948,536,109,Lisa Simpson: What are you trying to say?,524000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you trying to say?,what are you trying to say,6 +149949,536,110,"Marge Simpson: Isabel's only eight. As she grows up, surprising things will happen to her body... of beliefs. But she could always use a friend like you.",526000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Isabel's only eight. As she grows up, surprising things will happen to her body... of beliefs. But she could always use a friend like you.",isabels only eight as she grows up surprising things will happen to her body of beliefs but she could always use a friend like you,25 +149950,536,111,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),539000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149951,536,112,(Library: Int. LIBRARY - moments later),539000,FALSE,NA,248,NA,Library,NA,NA,NA +149952,536,113,Isabel Gutierrez: (LISA) Isabel?! / (ISABEL) Lisa?!,539000,TRUE,6401,248,Isabel Gutierrez,Library,Isabel?! / Lisa?!,isabel lisa,2 +149953,536,114,"Lisa Simpson: Listen, I'm really sorry about...",541000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,"Listen, I'm really sorry about...",listen im really sorry about,5 +149954,536,115,"Isabel Gutierrez: No, it's okay. My Mom says you're just going through a liberal phase.",543000,TRUE,6401,248,Isabel Gutierrez,Library,"No, it's okay. My Mom says you're just going through a liberal phase.",no its okay my mom says youre just going through a liberal phase,13 +149955,536,116,Lisa Simpson: What?! My Mom says you're going through a conservative phase!,546000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,What?! My Mom says you're going through a conservative phase!,what my mom says youre going through a conservative phase,10 +149956,536,117,"Isabel Gutierrez: There's no such thing. Conservatives only get more conservative! Because every year they get a little further through ""Atlas Shrugged.""",550000,TRUE,6401,248,Isabel Gutierrez,Library,"There's no such thing. Conservatives only get more conservative! Because every year they get a little further through ""Atlas Shrugged.""",theres no such thing conservatives only get more conservative because every year they get a little further through atlas shrugged,20 +149957,536,118,"Lisa Simpson: Listen, we're both eight years old. Can't we just play Monopoly or something?",556000,TRUE,9,248,Lisa Simpson,Library,"Listen, we're both eight years old. Can't we just play Monopoly or something?",listen were both eight years old cant we just play monopoly or something,13 +149958,536,119,Isabel Gutierrez: (HAPPILY) My father owns a monopoly!,560000,TRUE,6401,248,Isabel Gutierrez,Library,My father owns a monopoly!,my father owns a monopoly,5 +149959,536,120,(SPRINGFIELD REPUBLICAN PARTY CASTLE: Ext. sprinGFIELD REPUBLICAN PARTY castle - DAY),571000,FALSE,NA,4268,NA,SPRINGFIELD REPUBLICAN PARTY CASTLE,NA,NA,NA +149960,536,121,(Springfield Republican Party Headquarters: INT. springfield republican party headquarters - continUous),571000,FALSE,NA,2314,NA,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,NA,NA,NA +149961,536,122,"The Rich Texan: That young filly is exactly the kind of candidate we need to start recruitin': she's a young, dynamic (CORRECTLY PRONOUNCING) Latina. Yee-haw! I said that just right!",571000,TRUE,1508,2314,The Rich Texan,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"That young filly is exactly the kind of candidate we need to start recruitin': she's a young, dynamic Latina. Yee-haw! I said that just right!",that young filly is exactly the kind of candidate we need to start recruitin shes a young dynamic latina yee-haw i said that just right,25 +149962,536,123,"Dracula: Without the Hispanic vote, even Texas is poised to turn blue. (À LA DRACULA) Bluuuue!",583000,TRUE,3436,2314,Dracula,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"Without the Hispanic vote, even Texas is poised to turn blue. Bluuuue!",without the hispanic vote even texas is poised to turn blue bluuuue,12 +149963,536,124,"Rainier Wolfcastle: Yeah, we must reach her, and groom her, before she fattens up like Chris Christie. He thinks G.O.P. stands for Gravy on Pancakes!",588000,TRUE,1114,2314,Rainier Wolfcastle,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"Yeah, we must reach her, and groom her, before she fattens up like Chris Christie. He thinks G.O.P. stands for Gravy on Pancakes!",yeah we must reach her and groom her before she fattens up like chris christie he thinks gop stands for gravy on pancakes,23 +149964,536,125,Gary Chalmers: (CHUCKLES),588000,FALSE,1078,2314,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,NA,NA,NA +149965,536,126,"Rainier Wolfcastle: (GRIM) But despite my mirthful remarks, obesity is no laughing matter.",593000,TRUE,1114,2314,Rainier Wolfcastle,Springfield Republican Party Headquarters,"But despite my mirthful remarks, obesity is no laughing matter.",but despite my mirthful remarks obesity is no laughing matter,10 +149966,536,127,(Springfield Elementary School: int. Springfield Elementary - hallway - day),607000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +149967,536,128,"Lisa Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Just can't resist those words ""signup sheet."" (SIGNS SHEET) Oh, looks like I'll be running against Isabel. And Ralph?!",607000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Just can't resist those words ""signup sheet."" Oh, looks like I'll be running against Isabel. And Ralph?!",just cant resist those words signup sheet oh looks like ill be running against isabel and ralph,17 +149968,536,129,Ralph Wiggum: Just call me Ralph Nader! I don't know why.,616000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,Just call me Ralph Nader! I don't know why.,just call me ralph nader i dont know why,9 +149969,536,130,"Lisa Simpson: Isabel! I want this campaign to be about the issues: same-sex fieldtrip buddies, providing class pets with a path to citizenship...",618000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Isabel! I want this campaign to be about the issues: same-sex fieldtrip buddies, providing class pets with a path to citizenship...",isabel i want this campaign to be about the issues same-sex fieldtrip buddies providing class pets with a path to citizenship,21 +149970,536,131,"Nelson Muntz: And no digging up past relationships. Sure, Lisa and I dated. Sure, she broke my heart. I'm sure your researchers know all about it.",626000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"And no digging up past relationships. Sure, Lisa and I dated. Sure, she broke my heart. I'm sure your researchers know all about it.",and no digging up past relationships sure lisa and i dated sure she broke my heart im sure your researchers know all about it,24 +149972,536,133,Nelson Muntz: (HURT) Really? But I got this!,635000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Really? But I got this!,really but i got this,5 +149973,536,134,Lisa Simpson: (DISGUSTED NOISE) Ew. How long has it been since you washed your stomach?,637000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Ew. How long has it been since you washed your stomach?,ew how long has it been since you washed your stomach,11 +149974,536,135,Nelson Muntz: You can't ask that anymore!,641000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,You can't ask that anymore!,you cant ask that anymore,5 +149975,536,136,Nelson Muntz: Quit shoving me.,644000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Quit shoving me.,quit shoving me,3 +149976,536,137,"C. Montgomery Burns: I'd like a word with you, young lady.",645000,TRUE,15,3,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School,"I'd like a word with you, young lady.",id like a word with you young lady,8 +149977,536,138,Isabel Gutierrez: How did you get in there?,647000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,How did you get in there?,how did you get in there,6 +149978,536,139,C. Montgomery Burns: Slid in through the grates.,648000,TRUE,15,3,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School,Slid in through the grates.,slid in through the grates,5 +149979,536,140,(Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor: Int. phineas Q. Butterfat's ice cream parlor - day),651000,FALSE,NA,500,NA,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,NA,NA,NA +149980,536,141,"C. Montgomery Burns: Here's the ""scoop."" You're our future so we can't afford to have you lose. And I love the Spanish, from the Inquisition to the delightful Franco years.",651000,TRUE,15,500,C. Montgomery Burns,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,"Here's the ""scoop."" You're our future so we can't afford to have you lose. And I love the Spanish, from the Inquisition to the delightful Franco years.",heres the scoop youre our future so we cant afford to have you lose and i love the spanish from the inquisition to the delightful franco years,27 +149981,536,142,Isabel Gutierrez: What are you talking about?,660000,TRUE,6401,500,Isabel Gutierrez,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +149982,536,143,Krusty the Clown: Move over. I know how to talk to kids. (AS IF EXPLAINING TO CHILD) We wanna give you a little present: a tainted victory that will haunt you forever!,662000,TRUE,139,500,Krusty the Clown,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,Move over. I know how to talk to kids. We wanna give you a little present: a tainted victory that will haunt you forever!,move over i know how to talk to kids we wanna give you a little present a tainted victory that will haunt you forever,24 +149983,536,144,Isabel Gutierrez: I'd rather do this myself.,670000,TRUE,6401,500,Isabel Gutierrez,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,I'd rather do this myself.,id rather do this myself,5 +149984,536,145,C. Montgomery Burns: (THUNDERING) But who'd own you then?!,673000,TRUE,15,500,C. Montgomery Burns,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,But who'd own you then?!,but whod own you then,5 +149985,536,146,Isabel Gutierrez: You couldn't buy me with a wheelbarrow full of ice cream!,675000,TRUE,6401,500,Isabel Gutierrez,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,You couldn't buy me with a wheelbarrow full of ice cream!,you couldnt buy me with a wheelbarrow full of ice cream,11 +149986,536,147,"Dracula: (SARCASTIC) Whoa, nicely done. You've charmed another one right into the arms of the Libertarian Party.",681000,TRUE,3436,500,Dracula,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,"Whoa, nicely done. You've charmed another one right into the arms of the Libertarian Party.",whoa nicely done youve charmed another one right into the arms of the libertarian party,15 +149987,536,148,Rainier Wolfcastle: Maybe we can help her without her knowing we're helping her.,687000,TRUE,1114,500,Rainier Wolfcastle,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,Maybe we can help her without her knowing we're helping her.,maybe we can help her without her knowing were helping her,11 +149988,536,149,"C. Montgomery Burns: No one says I can't buy a second grade election. Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's ""Sexiest Man Alive.""",690000,TRUE,15,500,C. Montgomery Burns,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,"No one says I can't buy a second grade election. Why, I had enough money to fix People Magazine's ""Sexiest Man Alive.""",no one says i cant buy a second grade election why i had enough money to fix people magazines sexiest man alive,22 +149989,536,150,"C. Montgomery Burns: Most of the money went to convincing them that I was ""alive.""",698000,TRUE,15,500,C. Montgomery Burns,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,"Most of the money went to convincing them that I was ""alive.""",most of the money went to convincing them that i was alive,12 +149990,536,151,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Who ordered the Yumboni?,704000,TRUE,923,500,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,Who ordered the Yumboni?,who ordered the yumboni,4 +149991,536,152,"C. Montgomery Burns: Right here! Now, Smithers. I want you to eat this for me, describe every taste, and don't forget the brain freeze!",706000,TRUE,15,500,C. Montgomery Burns,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,"Right here! Now, Smithers. I want you to eat this for me, describe every taste, and don't forget the brain freeze!",right here now smithers i want you to eat this for me describe every taste and dont forget the brain freeze,21 +149992,536,153,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, I am lactose-intolerant.",712000,TRUE,14,500,Waylon Smithers,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,"Sir, I am lactose-intolerant.",sir i am lactose-intolerant,4 +149993,536,154,C. Montgomery Burns: And I'm backtalk-allergic! So start eating!,714000,TRUE,15,500,C. Montgomery Burns,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,And I'm backtalk-allergic! So start eating!,and im backtalk-allergic so start eating,6 +149994,536,155,Waylon Smithers: (MOANS),714000,FALSE,14,500,Waylon Smithers,Phineas Q. Butterfat's 5600 Flavors Ice Cream Parlor,NA,NA,NA +149995,536,156,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - the next morning - establishing),719000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +149996,536,157,"Marge Simpson: Have a great day, kids. And Bart, I'll pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons.",719000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Have a great day, kids. And Bart, I'll pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons.",have a great day kids and bart ill pick you up after school to take you to karate lessons,19 +150031,536,192,Lisa Simpson: (SURRENDERING) Cakey or gooey?,836000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Cakey or gooey?,cakey or gooey,3 +149997,536,158,"Bart Simpson: Mom, after six weeks, I figured out that ""Sensei Weinstein"" is really my psychiatrist.",724000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, after six weeks, I figured out that ""Sensei Weinstein"" is really my psychiatrist.",mom after six weeks i figured out that sensei weinstein is really my psychiatrist,14 +149998,536,159,"Marge Simpson: Either way for forty-five minutes you're not my problem, sweetie.",729000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Either way for forty-five minutes you're not my problem, sweetie.",either way for forty-five minutes youre not my problem sweetie,10 +149999,536,160,Lisa Simpson: (AGHAST NOISE),729000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150000,536,161,"Otto Mann: Don't worry, Lisa, despite the paid ad, I'm strictly middle of the road.",736000,TRUE,52,5,Otto Mann,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, Lisa, despite the paid ad, I'm strictly middle of the road.",dont worry lisa despite the paid ad im strictly middle of the road,13 +150001,536,162,(Street: Ext. street - a little later),741000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +150002,536,163,Drivers: Idiot! / Pick a lane!,741000,TRUE,6402,1,Drivers,Street,Idiot! / Pick a lane!,idiot pick a lane,4 +150003,536,164,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - morning - establishing),744000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150004,536,165,Lisa Simpson: What are you doing?!,744000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What are you doing?!,what are you doing,4 +150005,536,166,"Isabel Gutierrez: I'm as bewildered as you are. I don't know why, but the Springfield Republican Party is grooming me.",753000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm as bewildered as you are. I don't know why, but the Springfield Republican Party is grooming me.",im as bewildered as you are i dont know why but the springfield republican party is grooming me,18 +150006,536,167,Pigsty: Grooming? Yuck!,757000,TRUE,6403,3,Pigsty,Springfield Elementary School,Grooming? Yuck!,grooming yuck,2 +150007,536,168,"Isabel Gutierrez: Unfortunately, I can't stop it. The Supreme Court says spending money is free speech.",760000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,"Unfortunately, I can't stop it. The Supreme Court says spending money is free speech.",unfortunately i cant stop it the supreme court says spending money is free speech,14 +150008,536,169,Lisa Simpson: Well then you could use your free speech to denounce this intrusion of big money into our election.,765000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Well then you could use your free speech to denounce this intrusion of big money into our election.,well then you could use your free speech to denounce this intrusion of big money into our election,18 +150009,536,170,Isabel Gutierrez: I'll think about it while I'm on my listening tour of the cafeteria.,769000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,I'll think about it while I'm on my listening tour of the cafeteria.,ill think about it while im on my listening tour of the cafeteria,13 +150010,536,171,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - Lisa's room - that evening),780000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150011,536,172,Lisa Simpson: (TIPSY) Pour me another.,780000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Pour me another.,pour me another,3 +150012,536,173,Lisa Simpson: What are ya doing? S'imaginary.,782000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What are ya doing? S'imaginary.,what are ya doing simaginary,5 +150013,536,174,Lisa Simpson: Fine. (STANDS UP UNSTEADILY) I gotta go.,786000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine. I gotta go.,fine i gotta go,4 +150014,536,175,Lisa Simpson: I'll see you later.,789000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll see you later.,ill see you later,4 +150015,536,176,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. bart's bedroom - night),806000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +150016,536,177,Bart Simpson: (WAKING UP NOISES),806000,FALSE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +150017,536,178,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba.,806000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Ay carumba.,ay carumba,2 +150018,536,179,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, I need you to help me win the election.",808000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Bart, I need you to help me win the election.",bart i need you to help me win the election,10 +150019,536,180,"Bart Simpson: I can help, but it's gonna get rough.",810000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"I can help, but it's gonna get rough.",i can help but its gonna get rough,8 +150020,536,181,Lisa Simpson: I'm fine with rough.,812000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I'm fine with rough.,im fine with rough,4 +150021,536,182,Bart Simpson: You don't know what rough is.,813000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,You don't know what rough is.,you dont know what rough is,6 +150022,536,183,Bart Simpson: That ain't rough. (GETS SLAPPED AGAIN) More like a gentle breeze.,815000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,That ain't rough. More like a gentle breeze.,that aint rough more like a gentle breeze,8 +150023,536,184,Bart Simpson: Maggie hits harder.,818000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Maggie hits harder.,maggie hits harder,3 +150024,536,185,Bart Simpson: Did the goodnight pixie just kiss my cheek?,819000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Did the goodnight pixie just kiss my cheek?,did the goodnight pixie just kiss my cheek,8 +150025,536,186,"Bart Simpson: (SHORT BEAT, THEN:) Okay. You got my attention.",822000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Okay. You got my attention.,okay you got my attention,5 +150026,536,187,"Bart Simpson: You wanna win this election? Then from now on, you do exactly what I say.",825000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"You wanna win this election? Then from now on, you do exactly what I say.",you wanna win this election then from now on you do exactly what i say,15 +150027,536,188,Lisa Simpson: You got it.,829000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,You got it.,you got it,3 +150028,536,189,Bart Simpson: First go make me five pans of brownies.,830000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,First go make me five pans of brownies.,first go make me five pans of brownies,8 +150029,536,190,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED) You're just taking advantage of the situation.,832000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,You're just taking advantage of the situation.,youre just taking advantage of the situation,7 +150030,536,191,Bart Simpson: Maybe Isabel likes baking.,834000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Maybe Isabel likes baking.,maybe isabel likes baking,4 +150032,536,193,Lisa Simpson: I'll make both.,838000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I'll make both.,ill make both,3 +150033,536,194,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - hallway - day),842000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150034,536,195,"Bart Simpson: (TO LISA) First we reel them in, then we scare the hell out of them.",842000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"First we reel them in, then we scare the hell out of them.",first we reel them in then we scare the hell out of them,13 +150035,536,196,Lisa Simpson: By discussing the school's budget crisis?,846000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,By discussing the school's budget crisis?,by discussing the schools budget crisis,6 +150036,536,197,"Bart Simpson: No, with balls to the head.",849000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"No, with balls to the head.",no with balls to the head,6 +150037,536,198,Coach Krupt: Bombardment!,851000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,Bombardment!,bombardment,1 +150038,536,199,Database: I associate Isabel with a pain in my tummy.,857000,TRUE,1605,3,Database,Springfield Elementary School,I associate Isabel with a pain in my tummy.,i associate isabel with a pain in my tummy,9 +150039,536,200,Coach Krupt: Bombardment?,862000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,Bombardment?,bombardment,1 +150040,536,201,(Simpson Garage: ext. simpson garage - day - establishing),865000,FALSE,NA,625,NA,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +150041,536,202,"Milhouse Van Houten: Miss Simpson, your platform calls for the creation of a student-run garden.",865000,TRUE,25,625,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Garage,"Miss Simpson, your platform calls for the creation of a student-run garden.",miss simpson your platform calls for the creation of a student-run garden,12 +150042,536,203,"Lisa Simpson: Organic gardening is an essential part of twenty-first century education, teaching both hands-on--",870000,TRUE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Organic gardening is an essential part of twenty-first century education, teaching both hands-on--",organic gardening is an essential part of twenty-first century education teaching both hands-on--,13 +150043,536,204,Bart Simpson: (CUTTING HER OFF) And what programs would you cut to pay for this precious garden of yours? The new whiffle-bats? Pizza Friday?,876000,TRUE,8,625,Bart Simpson,Simpson Garage,And what programs would you cut to pay for this precious garden of yours? The new whiffle-bats? Pizza Friday?,and what programs would you cut to pay for this precious garden of yours the new whiffle-bats pizza friday,19 +150044,536,205,"Milhouse Van Houten: (GASPS) Not Pizza Friday! Sorry Lisa, you lose again.",881000,TRUE,25,625,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Garage,"Not Pizza Friday! Sorry Lisa, you lose again.",not pizza friday sorry lisa you lose again,8 +150045,536,206,"Bart Simpson: You gotta get on your game, sister. You think I'm tough? Wait till Gutierrez sinks her teeth into you.",887000,TRUE,8,625,Bart Simpson,Simpson Garage,"You gotta get on your game, sister. You think I'm tough? Wait till Gutierrez sinks her teeth into you.",you gotta get on your game sister you think im tough wait till gutierrez sinks her teeth into you,19 +150046,536,207,Bart Simpson: Remember you've got an ace in the hole -- chocolate milk in the water fountains.,893000,TRUE,8,625,Bart Simpson,Simpson Garage,Remember you've got an ace in the hole -- chocolate milk in the water fountains.,remember youve got an ace in the hole -- chocolate milk in the water fountains,15 +150047,536,208,Lisa Simpson: That's impossible. We've already had the best plumbers in the city look into it.,898000,TRUE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,That's impossible. We've already had the best plumbers in the city look into it.,thats impossible weve already had the best plumbers in the city look into it,14 +150048,536,209,"Bart Simpson: Hey, we'll worry about that after you're elected.",902000,TRUE,8,625,Bart Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Hey, we'll worry about that after you're elected.",hey well worry about that after youre elected,8 +150049,536,210,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's bedroom - night),907000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +150050,536,211,Lisa Simpson: What are you so happy about?,907000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,What are you so happy about?,what are you so happy about,6 +150051,536,212,"Bart Simpson: It's in the bag, Lis. Once everybody sees this.",909000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"It's in the bag, Lis. Once everybody sees this.",its in the bag lis once everybody sees this,9 +150052,536,213,Bart Simpson: Training wheels. She still uses training wheels. (CHUCKLES) And watch this.,913000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Training wheels. She still uses training wheels. And watch this.,training wheels she still uses training wheels and watch this,10 +150053,536,214,Lisa Simpson: Excellent.,923000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Excellent.,excellent,1 +150054,536,215,"Lisa Simpson: What am I doing? (LOOKS AT FINGERS) Untent! Untent! Oh Bart, I want to win, but not like this. I'm sorry. You're fired!",925000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"What am I doing? Untent! Untent! Oh Bart, I want to win, but not like this. I'm sorry. You're fired!",what am i doing untent untent oh bart i want to win but not like this im sorry youre fired,20 +150055,536,216,"(Maggie's ""bar"": Int. maggie's ""bar"" - a little later)",937000,FALSE,NA,4269,NA,"Maggie's ""bar""",NA,NA,NA +150056,536,217,Bart Simpson: Leave the bottle.,937000,TRUE,8,4269,Bart Simpson,"Maggie's ""bar""",Leave the bottle.,leave the bottle,3 +150057,536,218,Bart Simpson: I bet by the end of the night you're gonna look pretty good.,939000,TRUE,8,4269,Bart Simpson,"Maggie's ""bar""",I bet by the end of the night you're gonna look pretty good.,i bet by the end of the night youre gonna look pretty good,13 +150058,536,219,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - small gym - continuous),943000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150059,536,220,Gary Chalmers: Welcome to our first in a series of thirty-seven debates (TO SELF) good Lord (CONTINUES) before the elementary school elections.,943000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Welcome to our first in a series of thirty-seven debates good Lord before the elementary school elections.,welcome to our first in a series of thirty-seven debates good lord before the elementary school elections,17 +150060,536,221,1st First Grader: You're a booger head.,950000,TRUE,6404,3,1st First Grader,Springfield Elementary School,You're a booger head.,youre a booger head,4 +150110,536,271,Paramedic: Do it and you'll kill him.,1193000,TRUE,2106,905,Paramedic,Ambulance,Do it and you'll kill him.,do it and youll kill him,6 +150061,536,222,2nd First Grader: And I say we move beyond name-calling to solve our real problems.,951000,TRUE,6405,3,2nd First Grader,Springfield Elementary School,And I say we move beyond name-calling to solve our real problems.,and i say we move beyond name-calling to solve our real problems,12 +150062,536,223,Kids: Boo!,958000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Boo!,boo,1 +150063,536,224,Nelson Muntz: Booger head!,958000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Booger head!,booger head,2 +150064,536,225,"Gary Chalmers: Vote for whoever you want to. To me these are both losers. Now, the Second Grade debate between (FLUIDLY PRONOUNCING) Isabel Gutiérrez and (MISPRONOUNCING) Lisa Simp-a-son. Sounds weird.",959000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Vote for whoever you want to. To me these are both losers. Now, the Second Grade debate between Isabel Gutiérrez and Lisa Simp-a-son. Sounds weird.",vote for whoever you want to to me these are both losers now the second grade debate between isabel gutiérrez and lisa simp-a-son sounds weird,25 +150065,536,226,"Isabel Gutierrez: (READING OFF A LIST) Ivy Agee, Frank Marino, Glen Gloyd. These are men who fought at Omaha Beach, and they are the reason I'm running for Second Grade Rep. (HUSHED) Dios los bendiga a todos.",971000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,"Ivy Agee, Frank Marino, Glen Gloyd. These are men who fought at Omaha Beach, and they are the reason I'm running for Second Grade Rep. Dios los bendiga a todos.",ivy agee frank marino glen gloyd these are men who fought at omaha beach and they are the reason im running for second grade rep dios los bendiga a todos,30 +150066,536,227,Gary Chalmers: (TURNS TO SKINNER) I'll bet my baloney sandwich that girl's gonna win.,985000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I'll bet my baloney sandwich that girl's gonna win.,ill bet my baloney sandwich that girls gonna win,9 +150067,536,228,"Seymour Skinner: A little rich for my blood, sir.",988000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"A little rich for my blood, sir.",a little rich for my blood sir,7 +150068,536,229,"Gary Chalmers: Yes, you can fog a mirror, Seymour, but I wouldn't call you alive. (TO CROWD) Now, the other candidate, Lisa Simpson.",990000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Yes, you can fog a mirror, Seymour, but I wouldn't call you alive. Now, the other candidate, Lisa Simpson.",yes you can fog a mirror seymour but i wouldnt call you alive now the other candidate lisa simpson,19 +150069,536,230,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, I'm a liberal. And sometimes that's a dirty word.",996000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, I'm a liberal. And sometimes that's a dirty word.",okay im a liberal and sometimes thats a dirty word,10 +150070,536,231,DOLPH: (TO SELF) Liberal. (LAUGHS),1002000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Liberal.,liberal,1 +150071,536,232,"Lisa Simpson: But what liberal really means, is someone who believes that those who have more than enough should share a little with those who don't.",1003000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"But what liberal really means, is someone who believes that those who have more than enough should share a little with those who don't.",but what liberal really means is someone who believes that those who have more than enough should share a little with those who dont,24 +150072,536,233,Lisa Simpson: And those principles have consistently been in place during this country's most prosperous times. So if that's a liberal then I am a liberal... and hang me.,1011000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And those principles have consistently been in place during this country's most prosperous times. So if that's a liberal then I am a liberal... and hang me.,and those principles have consistently been in place during this countrys most prosperous times so if thats a liberal then i am a liberal and hang me,27 +150073,536,234,Lisa Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE),1011000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150074,536,235,"Dewey Largo: Sorry, we're just setting up for ""An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge.""",1022000,TRUE,6,3,Dewey Largo,Springfield Elementary School,"Sorry, we're just setting up for ""An Occurrence At Owl Creek Bridge.""",sorry were just setting up for an occurrence at owl creek bridge,12 +150075,536,236,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - late night),1035000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150076,536,237,"Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE) The Democratic Party pantheon. Such lofty ideals! (GASPS) And here come the spirits... Michael Dukakis, Walter Mondale, John Kerry?! These are all losers!",1035000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"The Democratic Party pantheon. Such lofty ideals! And here come the spirits... Michael Dukakis, Walter Mondale, John Kerry?! These are all losers!",the democratic party pantheon such lofty ideals and here come the spirits michael dukakis walter mondale john kerry these are all losers,22 +150077,536,238,"Walter Mondale: I'm afraid you're heading for a loss, Lisa. And when we lose, we lose big!",1047000,TRUE,6406,5,Walter Mondale,Simpson Home,"I'm afraid you're heading for a loss, Lisa. And when we lose, we lose big!",im afraid youre heading for a loss lisa and when we lose we lose big,15 +150078,536,239,Lisa Simpson: What about Obama? Harry Truman? Bill Clinton?,1052000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What about Obama? Harry Truman? Bill Clinton?,what about obama harry truman bill clinton,7 +150079,536,240,"Bill Clinton: Lisa, you're a lot like me: play the saxophone, come from a small town, raised by a mother with no help.",1056000,TRUE,1403,5,Bill Clinton,Simpson Home,"Lisa, you're a lot like me: play the saxophone, come from a small town, raised by a mother with no help.",lisa youre a lot like me play the saxophone come from a small town raised by a mother with no help,21 +150080,536,241,"Lisa Simpson: So, do you know how I can win?",1061000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, do you know how I can win?",so do you know how i can win,8 +150081,536,242,Bill Clinton: I don't even know why I'm a ghost. All these guys are alive. John Kerry here is Secretary of State. And doin' a bang-up job.,1063000,TRUE,1403,5,Bill Clinton,Simpson Home,I don't even know why I'm a ghost. All these guys are alive. John Kerry here is Secretary of State. And doin' a bang-up job.,i dont even know why im a ghost all these guys are alive john kerry here is secretary of state and doin a bang-up job,25 +150082,536,243,"John Kerry: Well, we still have a long way to go on Asian currency issues.",1070000,TRUE,6407,5,John Kerry,Simpson Home,"Well, we still have a long way to go on Asian currency issues.",well we still have a long way to go on asian currency issues,13 +150109,536,270,Waylon Smithers: Can I at least remove the balloons?,1191000,TRUE,14,905,Waylon Smithers,Ambulance,Can I at least remove the balloons?,can i at least remove the balloons,7 +150083,536,244,"Bill Clinton: Absolutely. And Lisa, I'm only appearing in this dream so I can visit with you about the Clinton Global Initiative. See, our mission is to turn ideas into action and to find innovative solutions to... hey, hey, hey, hey, you can't fall asleep in a dream!",1073000,TRUE,1403,5,Bill Clinton,Simpson Home,"Absolutely. And Lisa, I'm only appearing in this dream so I can visit with you about the Clinton Global Initiative. See, our mission is to turn ideas into action and to find innovative solutions to... hey, hey, hey, hey, you can't fall asleep in a dream!",absolutely and lisa im only appearing in this dream so i can visit with you about the clinton global initiative see our mission is to turn ideas into action and to find innovative solutions to hey hey hey hey you cant fall asleep in a dream,46 +150084,536,245,Lisa Simpson: (SNORES),1073000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150085,536,246,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's bedroom - night - continuous),1090000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +150086,536,247,Lisa Simpson: I know what I've got to do.,1090000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I know what I've got to do.,i know what ive got to do,7 +150087,536,248,"Lisa Simpson: Hello, Isabel? Listen...",1092000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Hello, Isabel? Listen...",hello isabel listen,3 +150088,536,249,"Bill Clinton: CGI also convenes CGI America, a meeting devoted to economic recovery and job creation...",1097000,TRUE,1403,98,Bill Clinton,Lisa's Bedroom,"CGI also convenes CGI America, a meeting devoted to economic recovery and job creation...",cgi also convenes cgi america a meeting devoted to economic recovery and job creation,14 +150089,536,250,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) You used to be fun.,1103000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,You used to be fun.,you used to be fun,5 +150090,536,251,Bill Clinton: Kevin Costner used to be a movie star. Get over it.,1104000,TRUE,1403,98,Bill Clinton,Lisa's Bedroom,Kevin Costner used to be a movie star. Get over it.,kevin costner used to be a movie star get over it,11 +150091,536,252,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield Elementary - auditorium - day),1108000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150092,536,253,"Gary Chalmers: And now for their final debate, please welcome (MISPRONOUNCING) Lis-a-sa Simpsone and (FLUENTLY) Isabel Adolpho-Guzman-Lopez Gutiérrez. Ladies?",1108000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"And now for their final debate, please welcome Lis-a-sa Simpsone and Isabel Adolpho-Guzman-Lopez Gutiérrez. Ladies?",and now for their final debate please welcome lis-a-sa simpsone and isabel adolpho-guzman-lopez gutiérrez ladies,15 +150093,536,254,"Isabel Gutierrez: I just wanna say I don't care about politics, electioneering, or negative campaigning. If my friend Lisa wins, so be it. (SPEAKS SPANISH)",1128000,TRUE,6401,3,Isabel Gutierrez,Springfield Elementary School,"I just wanna say I don't care about politics, electioneering, or negative campaigning. If my friend Lisa wins, so be it.",i just wanna say i dont care about politics electioneering or negative campaigning if my friend lisa wins so be it,21 +150094,536,255,Lisa Simpson: And I also wanna say that if--,1139000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And I also wanna say that if--,and i also wanna say that if--,7 +150095,536,256,Gary Chalmers: Time's up.,1142000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Time's up.,times up,2 +150096,536,257,Lisa Simpson: But I--,1142000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,But I--,but i--,2 +150097,536,258,Gary Chalmers: Stop showboating.,1143000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Stop showboating.,stop showboating,2 +150098,536,259,Groundskeeper Willie: Back in the banner shed ye go.,1147000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Back in the banner shed ye go.,back in the banner shed ye go,7 +150099,536,260,Seymour Skinner: Good morning. We have completed the tally of the votes for Class Representative.,1151000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Good morning. We have completed the tally of the votes for Class Representative.,good morning we have completed the tally of the votes for class representative,13 +150100,536,261,"Seymour Skinner: One brief announcement, the tainted Greek salad has given several students nightmares involving Michael Dukakis.",1155000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"One brief announcement, the tainted Greek salad has given several students nightmares involving Michael Dukakis.",one brief announcement the tainted greek salad has given several students nightmares involving michael dukakis,15 +150101,536,262,"Seymour Skinner: It may recur tonight, so if possible, have your parents strap you to the bed.",1161000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"It may recur tonight, so if possible, have your parents strap you to the bed.",it may recur tonight so if possible have your parents strap you to the bed,15 +150102,536,263,Seymour Skinner: And now the results. First Grade Rep: results delayed indefinitely due to jelly on the ballots. Second Grade Rep: Isabel Gutiérrez.,1165000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,And now the results. First Grade Rep: results delayed indefinitely due to jelly on the ballots. Second Grade Rep: Isabel Gutiérrez.,and now the results first grade rep results delayed indefinitely due to jelly on the ballots second grade rep isabel gutiérrez,21 +150103,536,264,"Seymour Skinner: Third Grade Rep, no votes cast. Fourth Grade Rep, last name Wiener, first name, Ima... (REALIZING) Simpson!",1171000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Third Grade Rep, no votes cast. Fourth Grade Rep, last name Wiener, first name, Ima... Simpson!",third grade rep no votes cast fourth grade rep last name wiener first name ima simpson,16 +150104,536,265,"Lisa Simpson: Congratulations, Isabel. I truly hope you enjoy the Friday morning council meetings and (CHOKING UP) the, the free Snickerdoodle cookies.",1177000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Congratulations, Isabel. I truly hope you enjoy the Friday morning council meetings and the, the free Snickerdoodle cookies.",congratulations isabel i truly hope you enjoy the friday morning council meetings and the the free snickerdoodle cookies,18 +150105,536,266,(Ballroom: Int. ballroom - continuous),1183000,FALSE,NA,894,NA,Ballroom,NA,NA,NA +150106,536,267,C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers! We won! Drop the balloons!,1183000,TRUE,15,894,C. Montgomery Burns,Ballroom,Smithers! We won! Drop the balloons!,smithers we won drop the balloons,6 +150107,536,268,C. Montgomery Burns: Ow! Ooh! Ay-eee!,1187000,TRUE,15,894,C. Montgomery Burns,Ballroom,Ow! Ooh! Ay-eee!,ow ooh ay-eee,3 +150108,536,269,(Ambulance: Int. ambulance - continuous),1191000,FALSE,NA,905,NA,Ambulance,NA,NA,NA +150111,536,272,Waylon Smithers: Hm.,1193000,TRUE,14,905,Waylon Smithers,Ambulance,Hm.,hm,1 +150112,536,273,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - playground - THE NEXT DAY),1193000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150113,536,274,Bart Simpson: Hey Lis.,1193000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Hey Lis.,hey lis,2 +150114,536,275,Lisa Simpson: Hey. I'm sorry I fired you.,1197000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Hey. I'm sorry I fired you.,hey im sorry i fired you,6 +150115,536,276,Bart Simpson: No hard feelings. A lot of good things have been happening to me.,1199000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,No hard feelings. A lot of good things have been happening to me.,no hard feelings a lot of good things have been happening to me,13 +150116,536,277,"Lisa Simpson: Thanks, Bart.",1203000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Thanks, Bart.",thanks bart,2 +150117,536,278,Milhouse Van Houten: I think you might feel better if you looked at these exit polls.,1204000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I think you might feel better if you looked at these exit polls.,i think you might feel better if you looked at these exit polls,13 +150118,536,279,Lisa Simpson: They find me a pointy-haired know-it-all.,1208000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,They find me a pointy-haired know-it-all.,they find me a pointy-haired know-it-all,6 +150119,536,280,"Milhouse Van Houten: Yes, but they agreed with everything you said.",1210000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Yes, but they agreed with everything you said.",yes but they agreed with everything you said,8 +150120,536,281,Lisa Simpson: (INTRIGUED) What are you getting at?,1213000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What are you getting at?,what are you getting at,5 +150121,536,282,"Milhouse Van Houten: Fifty-three percent said they'd vote for a liberal, just not you.",1214000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Fifty-three percent said they'd vote for a liberal, just not you.",fifty-three percent said theyd vote for a liberal just not you,11 +150122,536,283,"Lisa Simpson: Huh. (CALLING) You hear that world?! They love my ideas, just not me! (TRIUMPHANT) And that is half the battle! Ha!",1219000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Huh. You hear that world?! They love my ideas, just not me! And that is half the battle! Ha!",huh you hear that world they love my ideas just not me and that is half the battle ha,19 +150123,536,284,(DEBATE STUDIO: int. debate studio - the future),1228000,FALSE,NA,4270,NA,DEBATE STUDIO,NA,NA,NA +150124,536,285,"Anderson Cooper: Hello, I am elder Anderson Cooper.",1228000,TRUE,6408,4270,Anderson Cooper,DEBATE STUDIO,"Hello, I am elder Anderson Cooper.",hello i am elder anderson cooper,6 +150125,536,286,"Anderson Cooper: Welcome to our first debate between Republican Isabel Gutiérrez...and Lisa Simpson, representing the Democratic Robot Zombie coalition.",1230000,TRUE,6408,4270,Anderson Cooper,DEBATE STUDIO,"Welcome to our first debate between Republican Isabel Gutiérrez...and Lisa Simpson, representing the Democratic Robot Zombie coalition.",welcome to our first debate between republican isabel gutiérrezand lisa simpson representing the democratic robot zombie coalition,17 +150126,536,287,"Anderson Cooper: First question: Ms. Simpson, what would you do to get America out of Afghanistan?",1238000,TRUE,6408,4270,Anderson Cooper,DEBATE STUDIO,"First question: Ms. Simpson, what would you do to get America out of Afghanistan?",first question ms simpson what would you do to get america out of afghanistan,14 +150128,536,289,Homer Simpson: That's our girl.,1246000,TRUE,2,4270,Homer Simpson,DEBATE STUDIO,That's our girl.,thats our girl,3 +150129,537,0,(THE OLD WEST: Ext. the old west - day),55000,FALSE,NA,4271,NA,THE OLD WEST,NA,NA,NA +150130,537,1,Female Singers: (SINGS) SKINNER!,55000,TRUE,827,4271,Female Singers,THE OLD WEST,SKINNER!,skinner,1 +150131,537,2,"Male Singer: (SINGS, BOOMING) SKINNER! / HE PATROLS THE SCHOOL HALLS...",56000,TRUE,6409,4271,Male Singer,THE OLD WEST,SKINNER! / HE PATROLS THE SCHOOL HALLS...,skinner he patrols the school halls,6 +150132,537,3,Female Singers: (SINGS) SKINNER!,57000,TRUE,827,4271,Female Singers,THE OLD WEST,SKINNER!,skinner,1 +150133,537,4,"Male Singer: (SINGS) WHEN YOU SPIT, HE'S GOT THE BALLS!",64000,TRUE,6409,4271,Male Singer,THE OLD WEST,"WHEN YOU SPIT, HE'S GOT THE BALLS!",when you spit hes got the balls,7 +150134,537,5,Male Singer: (SINGS) AS YOU MOSEY THROUGH THE SCHOOL / ALL THE KIDS SAY YOU'RE SO COOL,69000,TRUE,6409,4271,Male Singer,THE OLD WEST,AS YOU MOSEY THROUGH THE SCHOOL / ALL THE KIDS SAY YOU'RE SO COOL,as you mosey through the school all the kids say youre so cool,13 +150135,537,6,Male Singer: AND YOU EVEN MADE BART SIMPSON SPILL HIS MILK!,75000,TRUE,6409,4271,Male Singer,THE OLD WEST,AND YOU EVEN MADE BART SIMPSON SPILL HIS MILK!,and you even made bart simpson spill his milk,9 +150136,537,7,Female Singers: (SINGS) SKINNER!,84000,TRUE,827,4271,Female Singers,THE OLD WEST,SKINNER!,skinner,1 +150137,537,8,Male Singer: (SINGS) SKINNER! YOU'RE THE MASTER OF YOUR FATE!,86000,TRUE,6409,4271,Male Singer,THE OLD WEST,SKINNER! YOU'RE THE MASTER OF YOUR FATE!,skinner youre the master of your fate,7 +150138,537,9,Gary Chalmers: Skin-ner!,97000,TRUE,1078,4271,Gary Chalmers,THE OLD WEST,Skin-ner!,skin-ner,1 +150139,537,10,(Springfield Elementary School: int. springfield elementary - gym - day),99000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150140,537,11,Seymour Skinner: (SINGING IN SLEEP) SKINNER! / YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN CHAPS... (TRAILING OFF) SKINNER...,99000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,SKINNER! / YOU SURE LOOK GOOD IN CHAPS... SKINNER...,skinner you sure look good in chaps skinner,8 +150141,537,12,Gary Chalmers: (SOTTO) Wake up! You're on!,105000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Wake up! You're on!,wake up youre on,4 +150142,537,13,"Seymour Skinner: Children, I have some exciting news.",109000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, I have some exciting news.",children i have some exciting news,6 +150170,537,41,Bart Simpson: Were you thinking it?,237000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Were you thinking it?,were you thinking it,4 +150143,537,14,"Seymour Skinner: I'm here to tell you about a field trip so amazing we've put ""sign here"" stickers on the permission slips.",112000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm here to tell you about a field trip so amazing we've put ""sign here"" stickers on the permission slips.",im here to tell you about a field trip so amazing weve put sign here stickers on the permission slips,20 +150144,537,15,"Seymour Skinner: As you recall these stickers came from last year's field trip to the ""sign here"" sticker factory. (DRAMATIC) But thanks to my old navy buddy -- we both love to shop at Old Navy...the students of this school will be taking a ride (DRAMATIC) on a nuclear-powered, attack-class submarine -- the U.S.S. Tom Clancy!",117000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"As you recall these stickers came from last year's field trip to the ""sign here"" sticker factory. But thanks to my old navy buddy -- we both love to shop at Old Navy...the students of this school will be taking a ride on a nuclear-powered, attack-class submarine -- the U.S.S. Tom Clancy!",as you recall these stickers came from last years field trip to the sign here sticker factory but thanks to my old navy buddy -- we both love to shop at old navythe students of this school will be taking a ride on a nuclear-powered attack-class submarine -- the uss tom clancy,52 +150145,537,16,Kids: (EXCITED GASP),117000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150146,537,17,"Seymour Skinner: (SMUG CHUCKLE) So you're all excited, eh?",147000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"So you're all excited, eh?",so youre all excited eh,5 +150147,537,18,Kids: (HUGE) YAY!,148000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,YAY!,yay,1 +150148,537,19,"Seymour Skinner: Well that's too bad, because many of you will not be going.",149000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Well that's too bad, because many of you will not be going.",well thats too bad because many of you will not be going,12 +150149,537,20,Kids: (STUNNED NOISE),149000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150150,537,21,"Seymour Skinner: There is limited room on the submarine, so only the best-behaved students...as determined by me...will go on the trip.",153000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"There is limited room on the submarine, so only the best-behaved students...as determined by me...will go on the trip.",there is limited room on the submarine so only the best-behaved studentsas determined by mewill go on the trip,19 +150151,537,22,Nerds: Woo hoo!,166000,TRUE,1279,3,Nerds,Springfield Elementary School,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +150152,537,23,Database: Well I get to go!,166000,TRUE,1605,3,Database,Springfield Elementary School,Well I get to go!,well i get to go,5 +150153,537,24,"Seymour Skinner: To increase the tension, everyone starts with a clean slate. But from this moment on...",166000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"To increase the tension, everyone starts with a clean slate. But from this moment on...",to increase the tension everyone starts with a clean slate but from this moment on,15 +150154,537,25,Seymour Skinner: I am the law. I hold the red pen.,171000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I am the law. I hold the red pen.,i am the law i hold the red pen,9 +150155,537,26,Female Singers: (DRAMATIC STING) SKINNER!,175000,TRUE,827,3,Female Singers,Springfield Elementary School,SKINNER!,skinner,1 +150156,537,27,"Seymour Skinner: Pranks, inside use of outside voice, off-color whistling, and you're stricken from the list. And once crossed off, you stay crossed off. That's what pens do.",178000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Pranks, inside use of outside voice, off-color whistling, and you're stricken from the list. And once crossed off, you stay crossed off. That's what pens do.",pranks inside use of outside voice off-color whistling and youre stricken from the list and once crossed off you stay crossed off thats what pens do,26 +150157,537,28,Bart Simpson: (WORRIED GULP),178000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150158,537,29,Female Astronaut: Help! I'm trapped in space with a man I don't like!,198000,TRUE,6410,3,Female Astronaut,Springfield Elementary School,Help! I'm trapped in space with a man I don't like!,help im trapped in space with a man i dont like,11 +150159,537,30,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),201000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150160,537,31,Bart Simpson: Aooga!,201000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Aooga!,aooga,1 +150161,537,32,"Bart Simpson: (KIDLIKE) Submerge! Periscope! Aooga! Aooga! Die, Nazi octopus, die! (EXPLOSION NOISE)",203000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Submerge! Periscope! Aooga! Aooga! Die, Nazi octopus, die!",submerge periscope aooga aooga die nazi octopus die,8 +150162,537,33,"Marge Simpson: Sweetie, about the submarine... what's your favorite food to eat when you're disappointed? I'm going shopping tomorrow.",212000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, about the submarine... what's your favorite food to eat when you're disappointed? I'm going shopping tomorrow.",sweetie about the submarine whats your favorite food to eat when youre disappointed im going shopping tomorrow,17 +150163,537,34,Bart Simpson: Ice cream sandwiches. Why?,218000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Ice cream sandwiches. Why?,ice cream sandwiches why,4 +150164,537,35,Homer Simpson: What your mother is trying to say is we don't think you can be good that long.,221000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What your mother is trying to say is we don't think you can be good that long.,what your mother is trying to say is we dont think you can be good that long,17 +150165,537,36,"Bart Simpson: Mom, is that true?",225000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, is that true?",mom is that true,4 +150166,537,37,"Marge Simpson: (ADMITTING) Well, that's sort of what I was trying to say. But...",227000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, that's sort of what I was trying to say. But...",well thats sort of what i was trying to say but,11 +150167,537,38,Homer Simpson: What your mother is trying to say is--,231000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What your mother is trying to say is--,what your mother is trying to say is--,8 +150168,537,39,"Bart Simpson: (CUTTING HIM OFF) No, you're wrong! You're all wrong!",233000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, you're wrong! You're all wrong!",no youre wrong youre all wrong,6 +150169,537,40,Lisa Simpson: I didn't say anything.,237000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I didn't say anything.,i didnt say anything,4 +150171,537,42,Lisa Simpson: (ADMITTING) Yes.,237000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Yes.,yes,1 +150172,537,43,"Homer Simpson: Get real, ding dong! You've already done so much bad stuff, Skinner's never going to let you on that boat.",239000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Get real, ding dong! You've already done so much bad stuff, Skinner's never going to let you on that boat.",get real ding dong youve already done so much bad stuff skinners never going to let you on that boat,20 +150173,537,44,"Bart Simpson: No, Skinner said I had a clean slate. So right now, I'm as good as any other kid.",245000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, Skinner said I had a clean slate. So right now, I'm as good as any other kid.",no skinner said i had a clean slate so right now im as good as any other kid,18 +150174,537,45,Lisa Simpson: (CRACK UP),245000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150175,537,46,"Lisa Simpson: (LAUGHING) Good one, ding dong!",253000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Good one, ding dong!",good one ding dong,4 +150176,537,47,Bart Simpson: Mom!,255000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom!,mom,1 +150177,537,48,Marge Simpson: (TO BART) Don't listen to them. They're the ding dongs.,256000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't listen to them. They're the ding dongs.,dont listen to them theyre the ding dongs,8 +150178,537,49,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED NOISE),256000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150179,537,50,"Marge Simpson: Bart, sweetie, this is an opportunity for you to turn things around, yet again. And I believe in you. (BEAT) Yet again.",260000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, sweetie, this is an opportunity for you to turn things around, yet again. And I believe in you. Yet again.",bart sweetie this is an opportunity for you to turn things around yet again and i believe in you yet again,21 +150180,537,51,"Bart Simpson: Thanks, Mom. I'll start by taking my plate to the dishwasher...wherever that is.",268000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thanks, Mom. I'll start by taking my plate to the dishwasher...wherever that is.",thanks mom ill start by taking my plate to the dishwasherwherever that is,13 +150181,537,52,"Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) Marge, I love Bart as much as you do but actually not. And that kid cannot go one week without getting in trouble. Now if you'd be so kind as to start my car for me, I'm going to Moe's.",275000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I love Bart as much as you do but actually not. And that kid cannot go one week without getting in trouble. Now if you'd be so kind as to start my car for me, I'm going to Moe's.",marge i love bart as much as you do but actually not and that kid cannot go one week without getting in trouble now if youd be so kind as to start my car for me im going to moes,40 +150182,537,53,Marge Simpson: (BLOWING MURMURS),275000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150183,537,54,Homer Simpson: Ooh! Thank you.,290000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ooh! Thank you.,ooh thank you,3 +150184,537,55,Lisa Simpson: What are you doing?,296000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +150185,537,56,"Bart Simpson: To avoid temptation, I'm getting rid of all the things that could get me in trouble at school. I buried all my whoopee cushions in the back yard.",303000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"To avoid temptation, I'm getting rid of all the things that could get me in trouble at school. I buried all my whoopee cushions in the back yard.",to avoid temptation im getting rid of all the things that could get me in trouble at school i buried all my whoopee cushions in the back yard,28 +150186,537,57,(Backyard: Ext. back yard - continuous),316000,FALSE,NA,57,NA,Backyard,NA,NA,NA +150187,537,58,Homer Simpson: What the?,316000,TRUE,2,57,Homer Simpson,Backyard,What the?,what the,2 +150188,537,59,Bart Simpson: (TO LISA) That's not where I buried them.,318000,TRUE,8,57,Bart Simpson,Backyard,That's not where I buried them.,thats not where i buried them,6 +150189,537,60,Homer Simpson: Come on.,319000,TRUE,2,57,Homer Simpson,Backyard,Come on.,come on,2 +150190,537,61,(SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD: ext. SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD - day),324000,FALSE,NA,4272,NA,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,NA,NA,NA +150191,537,62,Krusty the Clown: Don't take my custom limo! At least let me sniff my coke out of the floor mats!,324000,TRUE,139,4272,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,Don't take my custom limo! At least let me sniff my coke out of the floor mats!,dont take my custom limo at least let me sniff my coke out of the floor mats,17 +150192,537,63,"Krusty the Clown: Oh, hi little girl. What brings you to see Uncle Krusty?",331000,TRUE,139,4272,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"Oh, hi little girl. What brings you to see Uncle Krusty?",oh hi little girl what brings you to see uncle krusty,11 +150193,537,64,"Lisa Simpson: Krusty, are you broke?",332000,TRUE,9,4272,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"Krusty, are you broke?",krusty are you broke,4 +150194,537,65,"Krusty the Clown: Yeah. All it takes is some bad luck at the ponies, worse luck in the bitcoin market, heavy investment in a high-end bookmark company...",337000,TRUE,139,4272,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"Yeah. All it takes is some bad luck at the ponies, worse luck in the bitcoin market, heavy investment in a high-end bookmark company...",yeah all it takes is some bad luck at the ponies worse luck in the bitcoin market heavy investment in a high-end bookmark company,24 +150195,537,66,"Lisa Simpson: You could do what ""Everybody Loves Raymond"" did.",345000,TRUE,9,4272,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"You could do what ""Everybody Loves Raymond"" did.",you could do what everybody loves raymond did,8 +150196,537,67,"Krusty the Clown: Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory, and has been used to make art projects.",347000,TRUE,139,4272,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"Go off the air while I'm still good? That horse has left the stable, gone to the glue factory, and has been used to make art projects.",go off the air while im still good that horse has left the stable gone to the glue factory and has been used to make art projects,27 +150197,537,68,Lisa Simpson: I mean you could sell foreign rights to your show. Even SpongeBob did it.,355000,TRUE,9,4272,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,I mean you could sell foreign rights to your show. Even SpongeBob did it.,i mean you could sell foreign rights to your show even spongebob did it,14 +150198,537,69,"Sea Sponge: (LOW ITALIAN VOICE) Buon compleanno, Squiduardo!",361000,TRUE,6411,4272,Sea Sponge,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"Buon compleanno, Squiduardo!",buon compleanno squiduardo,3 +150233,537,104,Bart Simpson: (STUNNED) For what?,527000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,For what?,for what,2 +150199,537,70,"Squiduardo: (HIGH ITALIAN VOICE, RAPIDLY) No, no, no, Roberto! E 'una mina della seconda guerra mondiale, che farà saltare in aria e...",364000,TRUE,6412,4272,Squiduardo,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"No, no, no, Roberto! E 'una mina della seconda guerra mondiale, che farà saltare in aria e...",no no no roberto e una mina della seconda guerra mondiale che farà saltare in aria e,17 +150200,537,71,Widowfish: (DISTRAUGHT) Calamari?! Nooo! (LOUD WAILS AND SOBS),373000,TRUE,6413,4272,Widowfish,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,Calamari?! Nooo!,calamari nooo,2 +150201,537,72,"Krusty the Clown: Cute stuff. But I'm still broke, girlie.",380000,TRUE,139,4272,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"Cute stuff. But I'm still broke, girlie.",cute stuff but im still broke girlie,7 +150202,537,73,Krusty the Clown: Not my Monet! I only looked at it once!,383000,TRUE,139,4272,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,Not my Monet! I only looked at it once!,not my monet i only looked at it once,9 +150203,537,74,"Lisa Simpson: What I'm saying is, you could produce foreign versions of your TV show with actors from other countries...",386000,TRUE,9,4272,Lisa Simpson,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"What I'm saying is, you could produce foreign versions of your TV show with actors from other countries...",what im saying is you could produce foreign versions of your tv show with actors from other countries,18 +150204,537,75,"Krusty the Clown: Okay, I'll do it!",392000,TRUE,139,4272,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"Okay, I'll do it!",okay ill do it,4 +150205,537,76,Krusty the Clown: Not my Shetland dolphin! Although I won't miss the constant yapping.,394000,TRUE,139,4272,Krusty the Clown,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,Not my Shetland dolphin! Although I won't miss the constant yapping.,not my shetland dolphin although i wont miss the constant yapping,11 +150206,537,77,Dolphin: (HIGH-PITCHED) Pa-pa!,399000,TRUE,4520,4272,Dolphin,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,Pa-pa!,pa-pa,1 +150207,537,78,"Repo Man: (WISEGUY) Not anymore, he ain't.",401000,TRUE,684,4272,Repo Man,SPRINGFIELD NEIGHBORHOOD,"Not anymore, he ain't.",not anymore he aint,4 +150208,537,79,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day - establishing),421000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150209,537,80,Seymour Skinner: Gum on the floor. Off the list.,421000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Gum on the floor. Off the list.,gum on the floor off the list,7 +150210,537,81,(CAFETERIA: Int. cafeteria - moments later),427000,FALSE,NA,830,NA,CAFETERIA,NA,NA,NA +150211,537,82,Seymour Skinner: Unauthorized meat-a-pult. Off the list.,427000,TRUE,3,830,Seymour Skinner,CAFETERIA,Unauthorized meat-a-pult. Off the list.,unauthorized meat-a-pult off the list,5 +150212,537,83,Seymour Skinner: Lips touching the fountain. Off the list.,432000,TRUE,3,830,Seymour Skinner,CAFETERIA,Lips touching the fountain. Off the list.,lips touching the fountain off the list,7 +150213,537,84,DOLPH: It's not my fault there's no water pressure!,433000,TRUE,146,830,DOLPH,CAFETERIA,It's not my fault there's no water pressure!,its not my fault theres no water pressure,8 +150214,537,85,Seymour Skinner: Excuses are like handkerchiefs -- everybody's got one.,436000,TRUE,3,830,Seymour Skinner,CAFETERIA,Excuses are like handkerchiefs -- everybody's got one.,excuses are like handkerchiefs -- everybodys got one,8 +150215,537,86,Database: I don't have a handkerchief.,439000,TRUE,1605,830,Database,CAFETERIA,I don't have a handkerchief.,i dont have a handkerchief,5 +150216,537,87,Seymour Skinner: Off the list!,441000,TRUE,3,830,Seymour Skinner,CAFETERIA,Off the list!,off the list,3 +150217,537,88,"Bart Simpson: (POLITE) Firm but fair, sir.",442000,TRUE,8,830,Bart Simpson,CAFETERIA,"Firm but fair, sir.",firm but fair sir,4 +150218,537,89,Bart Simpson: Don't want any troublemakers on our submarine.,444000,TRUE,8,830,Bart Simpson,CAFETERIA,Don't want any troublemakers on our submarine.,dont want any troublemakers on our submarine,7 +150219,537,90,"Seymour Skinner: Not bad, Simpson. Did you wash your knees?",446000,TRUE,3,830,Seymour Skinner,CAFETERIA,"Not bad, Simpson. Did you wash your knees?",not bad simpson did you wash your knees,8 +150220,537,91,"Bart Simpson: Front and back, sir.",449000,TRUE,8,830,Bart Simpson,CAFETERIA,"Front and back, sir.",front and back sir,4 +150221,537,92,Lisa Simpson: Principal Skinner? I object to this arbitrary use of power and request I be taken off the list.,452000,TRUE,9,830,Lisa Simpson,CAFETERIA,Principal Skinner? I object to this arbitrary use of power and request I be taken off the list.,principal skinner i object to this arbitrary use of power and request i be taken off the list,18 +150222,537,93,Seymour Skinner: Off the list!,465000,TRUE,3,830,Seymour Skinner,CAFETERIA,Off the list!,off the list,3 +150223,537,94,Lisa Simpson: Thank you.,465000,TRUE,9,830,Lisa Simpson,CAFETERIA,Thank you.,thank you,2 +150224,537,95,(School Bus: int. school bus - next morning),469000,FALSE,NA,71,NA,School Bus,NA,NA,NA +150225,537,96,"Bart Simpson: Aw man, five days without pranking. I'm getting strange red marks.",469000,TRUE,8,71,Bart Simpson,School Bus,"Aw man, five days without pranking. I'm getting strange red marks.",aw man five days without pranking im getting strange red marks,11 +150226,537,97,Bart Simpson: But I'm gonna make it.,474000,TRUE,8,71,Bart Simpson,School Bus,But I'm gonna make it.,but im gonna make it,5 +150227,537,98,Otto Mann: Uh-oh. Something's wrong with my long yellow car.,478000,TRUE,52,71,Otto Mann,School Bus,Uh-oh. Something's wrong with my long yellow car.,uh-oh somethings wrong with my long yellow car,8 +150228,537,99,Otto Mann: Any of you kids got a triple A card?,483000,TRUE,52,71,Otto Mann,School Bus,Any of you kids got a triple A card?,any of you kids got a triple a card,9 +150229,537,100,Bart Simpson: What?! No! I'll be late! Skinner will cross my name off the list!,488000,TRUE,8,71,Bart Simpson,School Bus,What?! No! I'll be late! Skinner will cross my name off the list!,what no ill be late skinner will cross my name off the list,13 +150230,537,101,Otto Mann: All fixed up!,507000,TRUE,52,71,Otto Mann,School Bus,All fixed up!,all fixed up,3 +150231,537,102,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - continuous),524000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150232,537,103,Seymour Skinner: Off the list.,524000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Off the list.,off the list,3 +150234,537,105,Seymour Skinner: Muddy footprints on the school floor.,528000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Muddy footprints on the school floor.,muddy footprints on the school floor,6 +150235,537,106,Seymour Skinner: I've broken a ten-year-old's spirit. Time to celebrate... with a fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt.,528000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I've broken a ten-year-old's spirit. Time to celebrate... with a fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt.,ive broken a ten-year-olds spirit time to celebrate with a fruit-on-the-bottom yogurt,12 +150236,537,107,"Seymour Skinner: Plain, plain, plain, plain, (SATISFIED) fruit!",536000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Plain, plain, plain, plain, fruit!",plain plain plain plain fruit,5 +150237,537,108,"Seymour Skinner: (IRRITATED) No, mother, I did not use any of your talc. I don't know why the bottle feels lighter. (MAD) Maybe you're just getting stronger!",549000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"No, mother, I did not use any of your talc. I don't know why the bottle feels lighter. Maybe you're just getting stronger!",no mother i did not use any of your talc i dont know why the bottle feels lighter maybe youre just getting stronger,23 +150238,537,109,Seymour Skinner: (TO PHOTO) Some days I could just kill you.,561000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Some days I could just kill you.,some days i could just kill you,7 +150239,537,110,"Seymour Skinner: (WORRIED) She heard me? (PICKS UP PHONE, NERVOUS) Hello?",561000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,She heard me? Hello?,she heard me hello,4 +150240,537,111,Bart Simpson: (HOLDING NOSE) Hold for the President.,563000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Hold for the President.,hold for the president,4 +150241,537,112,President Obama: (ON PHONE) This is... Barack Obama.,564000,TRUE,6414,3,President Obama,Springfield Elementary School,This is... Barack Obama.,this is barack obama,4 +150242,537,113,Seymour Skinner: (SKEPTICAL) Is this a prank?,566000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Is this a prank?,is this a prank,4 +150243,537,114,President Obama: No.,568000,TRUE,6414,3,President Obama,Springfield Elementary School,No.,no,1 +150244,537,115,Seymour Skinner: (FRIGHTENED GASP),568000,FALSE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150245,537,116,President Obama: That's... offensive.,568000,TRUE,6414,3,President Obama,Springfield Elementary School,That's... offensive.,thats offensive,2 +150246,537,117,Seymour Skinner: (EVEN MORE FRIGHTENED GASP),568000,FALSE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150247,537,118,President Obama: I want to... talk about... submarines... and trips. Simpson... has to go.,568000,TRUE,6414,3,President Obama,Springfield Elementary School,I want to... talk about... submarines... and trips. Simpson... has to go.,i want to talk about submarines and trips simpson has to go,12 +150248,537,119,(PLAYGROUND: ext. playground - continuous),575000,FALSE,NA,73,NA,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +150249,537,120,President Obama: Simpson... has to go... on the... submarine. On the... submarine. On the... submarine.,575000,TRUE,6414,73,President Obama,PLAYGROUND,Simpson... has to go... on the... submarine. On the... submarine. On the... submarine.,simpson has to go on the submarine on the submarine on the submarine,13 +150250,537,121,Seymour Skinner: Of course.,579000,TRUE,3,73,Seymour Skinner,PLAYGROUND,Of course.,of course,2 +150251,537,122,President Obama: This is Barack Obama. (SINGS LIKE AL GREEN) SO IN LOVE WITH YOU... (SPOKEN) I like Ohio State... you can put lipstick on a pig... (SINGS) SO IN LOVE WITH YOU...,581000,TRUE,6414,73,President Obama,PLAYGROUND,This is Barack Obama. SO IN LOVE WITH YOU... I like Ohio State... you can put lipstick on a pig... SO IN LOVE WITH YOU...,this is barack obama so in love with you i like ohio state you can put lipstick on a pig so in love with you,25 +150252,537,123,(Krustylu Studios: Int. krustylu studios - soundstage - day),593000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +150253,537,124,"Ron Rabinowitz: Welcome. Welcome foreign market Krustys. If you examine your ""Krusty Kit"" you're gonna find un-removable green hair dye, a used red nose, and a guidebook on how to capture a monkey. But now, the man they call Mr. Monday Afternoon... Krusty!",593000,TRUE,5222,701,Ron Rabinowitz,Krustylu Studios,"Welcome. Welcome foreign market Krustys. If you examine your ""Krusty Kit"" you're gonna find un-removable green hair dye, a used red nose, and a guidebook on how to capture a monkey. But now, the man they call Mr. Monday Afternoon... Krusty!",welcome welcome foreign market krustys if you examine your krusty kit youre gonna find un-removable green hair dye a used red nose and a guidebook on how to capture a monkey but now the man they call mr monday afternoon krusty,41 +150254,537,125,Krusty the Clown: Hey-Hey!,611000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Hey-Hey!,hey-hey,1 +150255,537,126,"Aspiring Krustys: (VARIOUS FOREIGN VERSIONS OF ""HEY HEY"") Hai-hai! / Hu-hu! / Heil-heil! / Rødgrød med Fløde!",613000,TRUE,6415,701,Aspiring Krustys,Krustylu Studios,Hai-hai! / Hu-hu! / Heil-heil! / Rødgrød med Fløde!,hai-hai hu-hu heil-heil rødgrød med fløde,6 +150256,537,127,"Krusty the Clown: Now there're many words for what I'm looking for... rubles, renminbi, baht... but they all mean money, which rhymes with funny, which you can be if you want. I don't care. Just do the Krusty show in your country and send me ten percent. Then send me another sixty percent. Then five percent more and you're good.",615000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"Now there're many words for what I'm looking for... rubles, renminbi, baht... but they all mean money, which rhymes with funny, which you can be if you want. I don't care. Just do the Krusty show in your country and send me ten percent. Then send me another sixty percent. Then five percent more and you're good.",now therere many words for what im looking for rubles renminbi baht but they all mean money which rhymes with funny which you can be if you want i dont care just do the krusty show in your country and send me ten percent then send me another sixty percent then five percent more and youre good,57 +150257,537,128,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - faculty parking lot - day),640000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +150286,537,157,"Captain: Fire that torpedo, Milhouse!",789000,TRUE,479,1758,Captain,SUBMARINE,"Fire that torpedo, Milhouse!",fire that torpedo milhouse,4 +150287,537,158,Milhouse Van Houten: Aye-aye! (PUSHES BUTTON) Where'd it go?,791000,TRUE,25,1758,Milhouse Van Houten,SUBMARINE,Aye-aye! Where'd it go?,aye-aye whered it go,4 +150258,537,129,"Seymour Skinner: (IMPRESSED) Nice job, Simpson. You even got my Suze Orman tape unstuck from the cassette player. She's the reason I was able to purchase a new watch band.",640000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Nice job, Simpson. You even got my Suze Orman tape unstuck from the cassette player. She's the reason I was able to purchase a new watch band.",nice job simpson you even got my suze orman tape unstuck from the cassette player shes the reason i was able to purchase a new watch band,27 +150259,537,130,Groundskeeper Willie: (MUTTERING) Always braggin' about his fancy watchband. If only I could tell time.,647000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Always braggin' about his fancy watchband. If only I could tell time.,always braggin about his fancy watchband if only i could tell time,12 +150260,537,131,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) Okay, I washed your car like you asked, I did your paper route, and I'm sorry. I really am. This could be the turning point of my life. Where you, as a school guy, made a difference. What do you think? Can I go on that sub?",653000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, I washed your car like you asked, I did your paper route, and I'm sorry. I really am. This could be the turning point of my life. Where you, as a school guy, made a difference. What do you think? Can I go on that sub?",okay i washed your car like you asked i did your paper route and im sorry i really am this could be the turning point of my life where you as a school guy made a difference what do you think can i go on that sub,47 +150261,537,132,(SPRINGFIELD DOCKS: ext. springfield docks - day),668000,FALSE,NA,1548,NA,SPRINGFIELD DOCKS,NA,NA,NA +150262,537,133,"Seymour Skinner: Sorry, Simpson. Take her down!",668000,TRUE,3,1548,Seymour Skinner,SPRINGFIELD DOCKS,"Sorry, Simpson. Take her down!",sorry simpson take her down,5 +150263,537,134,Kids: Yay!,679000,TRUE,39,1548,Kids,SPRINGFIELD DOCKS,Yay!,yay,1 +150264,537,135,Ralph Wiggum: Yay!,679000,TRUE,119,1548,Ralph Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD DOCKS,Yay!,yay,1 +150265,537,136,Nelson Muntz: Yippee!,679000,TRUE,101,1548,Nelson Muntz,SPRINGFIELD DOCKS,Yippee!,yippee,1 +150266,537,137,Milhouse Van Houten: Poor Bart.,681000,TRUE,25,1548,Milhouse Van Houten,SPRINGFIELD DOCKS,Poor Bart.,poor bart,2 +150267,537,138,(Krusty's Office: Int. Krusty's office - day),687000,FALSE,NA,480,NA,Krusty's Office,NA,NA,NA +150268,537,139,(Ocean: Ext. ocean - Jamaican beach),687000,FALSE,NA,945,NA,Ocean,NA,NA,NA +150269,537,140,"Rastafarian Krusty: (HEAVY ACCENT) Rasta hey hey, on the left-hand side. (LAUGHS) As my mother used to say ""Wanti wanti can't get it, getti getti no want it"". Now here's Itchem and Scratchem, mon. (EXCITED LAUGHS)",687000,TRUE,6416,945,Rastafarian Krusty,Ocean,"Rasta hey hey, on the left-hand side. As my mother used to say ""Wanti wanti can't get it, getti getti no want it"". Now here's Itchem and Scratchem, mon.",rasta hey hey on the left-hand side as my mother used to say wanti wanti cant get it getti getti no want it now heres itchem and scratchem mon,29 +150270,537,141,"Jamaican Singers: (SING, JAMAICAN ACCENT) THEY SMOKE / THEY TOKE / THEY SMOKE AND TOKE AND SMOKE / SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE, / TOKE, TOKE, TOKE / THE ITCHEM AND SCRATCHEM BLOW!",703000,TRUE,6417,945,Jamaican Singers,Ocean,"THEY SMOKE / THEY TOKE / THEY SMOKE AND TOKE AND SMOKE / SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE, / TOKE, TOKE, TOKE / THE ITCHEM AND SCRATCHEM BLOW!",they smoke they toke they smoke and toke and smoke smoke smoke smoke toke toke toke the itchem and scratchem blow,21 +150271,537,142,(Cartoon Beach: Ext. cartoon beach - day),728000,FALSE,NA,4273,NA,Cartoon Beach,NA,NA,NA +150272,537,143,"Itchem: (HOLDS UP EYEBALLS, ONE IN EACH HAND) Eye and eye say good-bye!",728000,TRUE,6418,4273,Itchem,Cartoon Beach,Eye and eye say good-bye!,eye and eye say good-bye,5 +150273,537,144,Itchem: The blessings of Jah upon you all.,731000,TRUE,6418,4273,Itchem,Cartoon Beach,The blessings of Jah upon you all.,the blessings of jah upon you all,7 +150274,537,145,Krusty the Clown: Nice.,734000,TRUE,139,4273,Krusty the Clown,Cartoon Beach,Nice.,nice,1 +150275,537,146,Ron Rabinowitz: You're a hit all over the world!,736000,TRUE,5222,4273,Ron Rabinowitz,Cartoon Beach,You're a hit all over the world!,youre a hit all over the world,7 +150276,537,147,Ron Rabinowitz: There's Chinese Krusty with Sideshow Mao...,737000,TRUE,5222,4273,Ron Rabinowitz,Cartoon Beach,There's Chinese Krusty with Sideshow Mao...,theres chinese krusty with sideshow mao,6 +150277,537,148,Ron Rabinowitz: (CHANGES CHANNEL) Even Irish Krusty.,740000,TRUE,5222,4273,Ron Rabinowitz,Cartoon Beach,Even Irish Krusty.,even irish krusty,3 +150278,537,149,"Somber Irish Krusty: Me ma she had twelve children, but only three lived. Then they closed the mill. (SAD LAUGH) Hey hey.",742000,TRUE,6419,4273,Somber Irish Krusty,Cartoon Beach,"Me ma she had twelve children, but only three lived. Then they closed the mill. Hey hey.",me ma she had twelve children but only three lived then they closed the mill hey hey,17 +150279,537,150,"Krusty the Clown: (TO LISA) And it's all thanks to you, kid. To show my appreciation I'm gonna bring you with me next time I entertain the troops. Warning, they're not American troops.",755000,TRUE,139,4273,Krusty the Clown,Cartoon Beach,"And it's all thanks to you, kid. To show my appreciation I'm gonna bring you with me next time I entertain the troops. Warning, they're not American troops.",and its all thanks to you kid to show my appreciation im gonna bring you with me next time i entertain the troops warning theyre not american troops,28 +150280,537,151,(SPRINGFIELD DOCK: ext. SPRINGFIELD dock - DAY),773000,FALSE,NA,670,NA,SPRINGFIELD DOCK,NA,NA,NA +150281,537,152,"Homer Simpson: (SYMPATHETIC) Hello, boy. At times like this there's not much you can say... especially if you don't know what happened...",773000,TRUE,2,670,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD DOCK,"Hello, boy. At times like this there's not much you can say... especially if you don't know what happened...",hello boy at times like this theres not much you can say especially if you dont know what happened,19 +150282,537,153,Bart Simpson: (SMALL SOB) Skinner didn't let me go.,780000,TRUE,8,670,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD DOCK,Skinner didn't let me go.,skinner didnt let me go,5 +150283,537,154,"Homer Simpson: (CONSOLING) Really? Hey, I bet that submarine isn't so fun anyway.",782000,TRUE,2,670,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD DOCK,"Really? Hey, I bet that submarine isn't so fun anyway.",really hey i bet that submarine isnt so fun anyway,10 +150284,537,155,"Bart Simpson: (SNIFFLES, HOPEFUL) You think so?",788000,TRUE,8,670,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD DOCK,You think so?,you think so,3 +150285,537,156,(SUBMARINE: Int. submarine - continuous),789000,FALSE,NA,1758,NA,SUBMARINE,NA,NA,NA +150288,537,159,Captain: It was just imaginary.,794000,TRUE,479,1758,Captain,SUBMARINE,It was just imaginary.,it was just imaginary,4 +150289,537,160,"Bart Simpson: I know a kid should never turn to his father for help, but I got screwed. Is there anything you can do?",796000,TRUE,8,1758,Bart Simpson,SUBMARINE,"I know a kid should never turn to his father for help, but I got screwed. Is there anything you can do?",i know a kid should never turn to his father for help but i got screwed is there anything you can do,22 +150290,537,161,"Homer Simpson: As I always say, don't get mad, get dinner. Then get even. (GRIM) With Skinner.",805000,TRUE,2,1758,Homer Simpson,SUBMARINE,"As I always say, don't get mad, get dinner. Then get even. With Skinner.",as i always say dont get mad get dinner then get even with skinner,14 +150291,537,162,Bart Simpson: You'll really help me get revenge?,811000,TRUE,8,1758,Bart Simpson,SUBMARINE,You'll really help me get revenge?,youll really help me get revenge,6 +150292,537,163,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) Yes. What's Skinner's weakness?,814000,TRUE,2,1758,Homer Simpson,SUBMARINE,Yes. What's Skinner's weakness?,yes whats skinners weakness,4 +150293,537,164,Bart Simpson: Everything.,817000,TRUE,8,1758,Bart Simpson,SUBMARINE,Everything.,everything,1 +150294,537,165,Homer Simpson: Good. We can use that.,818000,TRUE,2,1758,Homer Simpson,SUBMARINE,Good. We can use that.,good we can use that,5 +150295,537,166,(Skinner Home: ext. Skinner's house - dawn - establishing),823000,FALSE,NA,455,NA,Skinner Home,NA,NA,NA +150296,537,167,Female Singers: (SINGS) SKINNER!,823000,TRUE,827,455,Female Singers,Skinner Home,SKINNER!,skinner,1 +150297,537,168,Male Singer: (SINGS) SKINNER! / YOU ARE FEELING PRETTY SMUG!,826000,TRUE,6409,455,Male Singer,Skinner Home,SKINNER! / YOU ARE FEELING PRETTY SMUG!,skinner you are feeling pretty smug,6 +150298,537,169,Female Singers: (SINGS) SKINNER!,826000,TRUE,827,455,Female Singers,Skinner Home,SKINNER!,skinner,1 +150299,537,170,Male Singer: (SINGS) SIPPING COCOA FROM A MUG!,833000,TRUE,6409,455,Male Singer,Skinner Home,SIPPING COCOA FROM A MUG!,sipping cocoa from a mug,5 +150300,537,171,Male Singer: WHEN YOU'VE REACHED THE MOUNTAINTOP / YOUR NEXT STEP IS A DROP,837000,TRUE,6409,455,Male Singer,Skinner Home,WHEN YOU'VE REACHED THE MOUNTAINTOP / YOUR NEXT STEP IS A DROP,when youve reached the mountaintop your next step is a drop,11 +150301,537,172,"Seymour Skinner: (PANICKED) No, no, no, no, nooo!",849000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,"No, no, no, no, nooo!",no no no no nooo,5 +150302,537,173,Singers: SKINNER!,853000,TRUE,276,455,Singers,Skinner Home,SKINNER!,skinner,1 +150303,537,174,Seymour Skinner: (CALLING OUT) I'll be right there! Just saying goodbye to mother! (IMITATES HIS MOTHER) Seymour! I'm going out for a walk! (SKINNER VOICE) See you in several months at the soonest!,859000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,I'll be right there! Just saying goodbye to mother! Seymour! I'm going out for a walk! See you in several months at the soonest!,ill be right there just saying goodbye to mother seymour im going out for a walk see you in several months at the soonest,24 +150304,537,175,"Bart Simpson: We have a problem, Seymour.",875000,TRUE,8,455,Bart Simpson,Skinner Home,"We have a problem, Seymour.",we have a problem seymour,5 +150305,537,176,Bart Simpson: I did everything for you and you stabbed me in the back.,877000,TRUE,8,455,Bart Simpson,Skinner Home,I did everything for you and you stabbed me in the back.,i did everything for you and you stabbed me in the back,12 +150306,537,177,"Homer Simpson: Wait a minute... I knew you were a neat freak, Skinner. But you beat your rug till it bleeds?",880000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Wait a minute... I knew you were a neat freak, Skinner. But you beat your rug till it bleeds?",wait a minute i knew you were a neat freak skinner but you beat your rug till it bleeds,19 +150307,537,178,"Seymour Skinner: All right, I'll come clean. I woke up and, surprisingly, mother wasn't there beside me. (GRIM) She was dead.",889000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,"All right, I'll come clean. I woke up and, surprisingly, mother wasn't there beside me. She was dead.",all right ill come clean i woke up and surprisingly mother wasnt there beside me she was dead,18 +150308,537,179,"Seymour Skinner: Still, I can't be sure I killed her.",898000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,"Still, I can't be sure I killed her.",still i cant be sure i killed her,8 +150309,537,180,"Homer Simpson: Well, I'm sure our town's police force will handle this competently.",901000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Well, I'm sure our town's police force will handle this competently.",well im sure our towns police force will handle this competently,11 +150310,537,181,"Chief Wiggum: Now I could investigate further, but you don't want to sit in jail all weekend.",910000,TRUE,71,455,Chief Wiggum,Skinner Home,"Now I could investigate further, but you don't want to sit in jail all weekend.",now i could investigate further but you dont want to sit in jail all weekend,15 +150311,537,182,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Chief, that was awfully arbitrary.",915000,TRUE,240,455,Mayor Joe Quimby,Skinner Home,"Chief, that was awfully arbitrary.",chief that was awfully arbitrary,5 +150312,537,183,Chief Wiggum: Not compared to this.,918000,TRUE,71,455,Chief Wiggum,Skinner Home,Not compared to this.,not compared to this,4 +150313,537,184,Homer Simpson: Let me handle things. Just go upstairs and shut the door. There are some things only a boy should see.,924000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,Let me handle things. Just go upstairs and shut the door. There are some things only a boy should see.,let me handle things just go upstairs and shut the door there are some things only a boy should see,20 +150314,537,185,Homer Simpson: (QUIET CHUCKLE),924000,FALSE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,NA,NA,NA +150315,537,186,Agnes Skinner: (QUIET) Now do you want to dispose of this jelly-soaked pillow?,941000,TRUE,192,455,Agnes Skinner,Skinner Home,Now do you want to dispose of this jelly-soaked pillow?,now do you want to dispose of this jelly-soaked pillow,10 +150316,537,187,"Homer Simpson: (QUIET, GRIM) Just call me ""The Cleaner.""",945000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Just call me ""The Cleaner.""",just call me the cleaner,5 +150317,537,188,(Skinner Home: int. skinner house - later),955000,FALSE,NA,455,NA,Skinner Home,NA,NA,NA +150318,537,189,"Seymour Skinner: (LOOKS AROUND) Um, where's the body?",955000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,"Um, where's the body?",um wheres the body,4 +150463,538,74,Marge Simpson: Take a look at this.,496000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Take a look at this.,take a look at this,5 +150319,537,190,Bart Simpson: (GENTLY) She's in a better place.,957000,TRUE,8,455,Bart Simpson,Skinner Home,She's in a better place.,shes in a better place,5 +150320,537,191,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) The deed is done.,963000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,The deed is done.,the deed is done,4 +150321,537,192,Seymour Skinner: (DISGUSTED NOISE) I wish you'd asked me before you...,965000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,I wish you'd asked me before you...,i wish youd asked me before you,7 +150322,537,193,"Homer Simpson: Look, you kill them, I get rid of them. That's always been our deal. But I do have one question: do you want the head?",966000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Look, you kill them, I get rid of them. That's always been our deal. But I do have one question: do you want the head?",look you kill them i get rid of them thats always been our deal but i do have one question do you want the head,25 +150323,537,194,Seymour Skinner: (EXTREMELY UPSET) No! No! God no!,972000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,No! No! God no!,no no god no,4 +150324,537,195,Homer Simpson: Well if you change your mind it'll be in my freezer. But only for a week. Got a lot of ice cream comin' in.,974000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,Well if you change your mind it'll be in my freezer. But only for a week. Got a lot of ice cream comin' in.,well if you change your mind itll be in my freezer but only for a week got a lot of ice cream comin in,24 +150325,537,196,Seymour Skinner: If this were a movie mother wouldn't let me watch it.,979000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,If this were a movie mother wouldn't let me watch it.,if this were a movie mother wouldnt let me watch it,11 +150326,537,197,"Homer Simpson: Now, I'm afraid it's time to start your new life. You'll be hunted... on the run... searching for the man who killed your mother, which is you. So avoid mirrors.",982000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Now, I'm afraid it's time to start your new life. You'll be hunted... on the run... searching for the man who killed your mother, which is you. So avoid mirrors.",now im afraid its time to start your new life youll be hunted on the run searching for the man who killed your mother which is you so avoid mirrors,30 +150327,537,198,(RON RABINOWITZ'S AGENCY: Ext. Ron Rabinowitz's agency - day),996000,FALSE,NA,4274,NA,RON RABINOWITZ'S AGENCY,NA,NA,NA +150328,537,199,(RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE: Int. Ron Rabinowitz's office - continuous),996000,FALSE,NA,4275,NA,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +150329,537,200,Ron Rabinowitz: Krusty... I have some very bad news. The foreign Krustys are all hotter than you. Irish Krusty's got a show on Broadway.,996000,TRUE,5222,4275,Ron Rabinowitz,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,Krusty... I have some very bad news. The foreign Krustys are all hotter than you. Irish Krusty's got a show on Broadway.,krusty i have some very bad news the foreign krustys are all hotter than you irish krustys got a show on broadway,22 +150330,537,201,"Irish Clown Father: Oy, where's your monkey?!",1003000,TRUE,6420,4275,Irish Clown Father,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,"Oy, where's your monkey?!",oy wheres your monkey,4 +150331,537,202,Somber Irish Krusty: There never was a monkey! I was just tellin' stories to forget me consumption. (CONSUMPTIVE COUGH),1006000,TRUE,6419,4275,Somber Irish Krusty,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,There never was a monkey! I was just tellin' stories to forget me consumption.,there never was a monkey i was just tellin stories to forget me consumption,14 +150332,537,203,"Krusty the Clown: Hey, you see there, they need to hit the word ""monkey"" harder if they want to get a laugh.",1012000,TRUE,139,4275,Krusty the Clown,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,"Hey, you see there, they need to hit the word ""monkey"" harder if they want to get a laugh.",hey you see there they need to hit the word monkey harder if they want to get a laugh,19 +150333,537,204,Ron Rabinowitz: Don't you get what I'm trying to tell you? You are now the least popular Krusty in the world.,1017000,TRUE,5222,4275,Ron Rabinowitz,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,Don't you get what I'm trying to tell you? You are now the least popular Krusty in the world.,dont you get what im trying to tell you you are now the least popular krusty in the world,19 +150334,537,205,Krusty the Clown: What about Romanian Krusty?,1024000,TRUE,139,4275,Krusty the Clown,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,What about Romanian Krusty?,what about romanian krusty,4 +150335,537,206,"Ron Rabinowitz: What, you mean President-for-Life Krusty?",1024000,TRUE,5222,4275,Ron Rabinowitz,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,"What, you mean President-for-Life Krusty?",what you mean president-for-life krusty,5 +150336,537,207,Krusty the Clown: (UNEASY NOISE),1024000,FALSE,139,4275,Krusty the Clown,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +150337,537,208,"Krusty the Clown: I still get a piece, right?",1028000,TRUE,139,4275,Krusty the Clown,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,"I still get a piece, right?",i still get a piece right,6 +150338,537,209,Ron Rabinowitz: Putz! You're the least successful version of you there is.,1030000,TRUE,5222,4275,Ron Rabinowitz,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,Putz! You're the least successful version of you there is.,putz youre the least successful version of you there is,10 +150339,537,210,Krusty the Clown: A piece! Now let's see where this goes.,1033000,TRUE,139,4275,Krusty the Clown,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,A piece! Now let's see where this goes.,a piece now lets see where this goes,8 +150340,537,211,"Pregnant Irish Girl: Irish Krusty, this is your baby!",1037000,TRUE,6421,4275,Pregnant Irish Girl,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,"Irish Krusty, this is your baby!",irish krusty this is your baby,6 +150341,537,212,Irish Clown Father: The only thing working 'round here is your libido!,1040000,TRUE,6420,4275,Irish Clown Father,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,The only thing working 'round here is your libido!,the only thing working round here is your libido,9 +150342,537,213,"IRISH KRUSTY: Now I know why ma walked into the sea with her pockets full of rocks, on Christmas!",1043000,TRUE,6422,4275,IRISH KRUSTY,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,"Now I know why ma walked into the sea with her pockets full of rocks, on Christmas!",now i know why ma walked into the sea with her pockets full of rocks on christmas,17 +150343,537,214,Krusty the Clown: Why doesn't this material work for me?,1043000,TRUE,139,4275,Krusty the Clown,RON RABINOWITZ'S OFFICE,Why doesn't this material work for me?,why doesnt this material work for me,7 +150344,537,215,(Skinner Home: Int. skinner's house - kitchen - night),1052000,FALSE,NA,455,NA,Skinner Home,NA,NA,NA +150345,537,216,Bart Simpson: Seymour! The cops are on their way!,1052000,TRUE,8,455,Bart Simpson,Skinner Home,Seymour! The cops are on their way!,seymour the cops are on their way,7 +150346,537,217,Bart Simpson: Here's a bus ticket to Juarez and your fake I.D.,1059000,TRUE,8,455,Bart Simpson,Skinner Home,Here's a bus ticket to Juarez and your fake I.D.,heres a bus ticket to juarez and your fake id,10 +150347,537,218,"Seymour Skinner: Oh, come on. I don't look anything like this... ""Dick Fiddler.""",1062000,TRUE,3,455,Seymour Skinner,Skinner Home,"Oh, come on. I don't look anything like this... ""Dick Fiddler.""",oh come on i dont look anything like this dick fiddler,11 +150348,537,219,Bart Simpson: No you don't. Yet.,1062000,TRUE,8,455,Bart Simpson,Skinner Home,No you don't. Yet.,no you dont yet,4 +150349,537,220,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - night),1071000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +150350,537,221,"Seymour Skinner: (SINCERE) I don't want to sound ungrateful, but could I eat one of the potatoes?",1071000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,"I don't want to sound ungrateful, but could I eat one of the potatoes?",i dont want to sound ungrateful but could i eat one of the potatoes,14 +150351,537,222,"Homer Simpson: Sorry, but Dick Fiddler is allergic to potatoes.",1073000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Sorry, but Dick Fiddler is allergic to potatoes.",sorry but dick fiddler is allergic to potatoes,8 +150352,537,223,Seymour Skinner: I understand.,1077000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,I understand.,i understand,2 +150353,537,224,Homer Simpson: (MUTED CHUCKLE),1077000,FALSE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +150354,537,225,(Bus Station: ext. bus station - later that night),1086000,FALSE,NA,473,NA,Bus Station,NA,NA,NA +150355,537,226,Bart Simpson: Dad?,1086000,TRUE,8,473,Bart Simpson,Bus Station,Dad?,dad,1 +150356,537,227,Bart Simpson: Thanks for stickin' up for me.,1087000,TRUE,8,473,Bart Simpson,Bus Station,Thanks for stickin' up for me.,thanks for stickin up for me,6 +150357,537,228,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Someday I may have to fake my own death. And maybe you can help me with that.,1090000,TRUE,2,473,Homer Simpson,Bus Station,Someday I may have to fake my own death. And maybe you can help me with that.,someday i may have to fake my own death and maybe you can help me with that,17 +150358,537,229,"Bart Simpson: Sure, Dad.",1096000,TRUE,8,473,Bart Simpson,Bus Station,"Sure, Dad.",sure dad,2 +150359,537,230,"Homer Simpson: (URGENT) Someday soon. As in, what are you doing this Friday?",1096000,TRUE,2,473,Homer Simpson,Bus Station,"Someday soon. As in, what are you doing this Friday?",someday soon as in what are you doing this friday,10 +150360,537,231,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - early morning),1101000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150361,537,232,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) Dick Fiddler!,1101000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Dick Fiddler!,dick fiddler,2 +150362,537,233,"Seymour Skinner: (CALM) Gentlemen, I can't run away from what I've done. I accept that I killed my mother. My whole life she's belittled me! Maybe deep down... I'm glad.",1102000,TRUE,3,5,Seymour Skinner,Simpson Home,"Gentlemen, I can't run away from what I've done. I accept that I killed my mother. My whole life she's belittled me! Maybe deep down... I'm glad.",gentlemen i cant run away from what ive done i accept that i killed my mother my whole life shes belittled me maybe deep down im glad,27 +150363,537,234,"Marge Simpson: This has gone far enough. I'm starting to think this ""school project"" is more than meets the eye.",1114000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"This has gone far enough. I'm starting to think this ""school project"" is more than meets the eye.",this has gone far enough im starting to think this school project is more than meets the eye,18 +150364,537,235,Seymour Skinner: Mother! You're alive?!,1118000,TRUE,3,5,Seymour Skinner,Simpson Home,Mother! You're alive?!,mother youre alive,3 +150365,537,236,"Agnes Skinner: Seymour, when this fat guy and his kid asked me to fake my death to punish you, I said, ""Sure, that's something to do.""",1120000,TRUE,192,5,Agnes Skinner,Simpson Home,"Seymour, when this fat guy and his kid asked me to fake my death to punish you, I said, ""Sure, that's something to do.""",seymour when this fat guy and his kid asked me to fake my death to punish you i said sure thats something to do,24 +150366,537,237,"Homer Simpson: You know, when you glare like that you look really beautiful.",1120000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know, when you glare like that you look really beautiful.",you know when you glare like that you look really beautiful,11 +150367,537,238,Marge Simpson: (UNCONVINCED MURMUR),1120000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150368,537,239,"Agnes Skinner: (HURT) But when I just heard you say you were glad to see me dead... (FURIOUS) I thought, now I'm gonna be meaner to you than ever!",1134000,TRUE,192,5,Agnes Skinner,Simpson Home,"But when I just heard you say you were glad to see me dead... I thought, now I'm gonna be meaner to you than ever!",but when i just heard you say you were glad to see me dead i thought now im gonna be meaner to you than ever,25 +150369,537,240,Seymour Skinner: (AGHAST) How is that possible?,1138000,TRUE,3,5,Seymour Skinner,Simpson Home,How is that possible?,how is that possible,4 +150370,537,241,Agnes Skinner: I've stopped taking those pills that keep me nice.,1143000,TRUE,192,5,Agnes Skinner,Simpson Home,I've stopped taking those pills that keep me nice.,ive stopped taking those pills that keep me nice,9 +150371,537,242,Seymour Skinner: (TERRIFIED NOISE),1143000,FALSE,3,5,Seymour Skinner,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150372,537,243,(OLD WEST TOWN: Ext. old west town - day),1156000,FALSE,NA,4276,NA,OLD WEST TOWN,NA,NA,NA +150373,537,244,Male Singer: (SUNG) FIDDLER!,1156000,TRUE,6409,4276,Male Singer,OLD WEST TOWN,FIDDLER!,fiddler,1 +150374,537,245,Female Singers: (SUNG) FIDDLER!,1156000,TRUE,827,4276,Female Singers,OLD WEST TOWN,FIDDLER!,fiddler,1 +150375,537,246,Male Singer: (SUNG) YOU LOOK STUPID IN THAT BEARD. FIDDLER!,1156000,TRUE,6409,4276,Male Singer,OLD WEST TOWN,YOU LOOK STUPID IN THAT BEARD. FIDDLER!,you look stupid in that beard fiddler,7 +150376,537,247,Female Singers: (SUNG) FIDDLER!,1159000,TRUE,827,4276,Female Singers,OLD WEST TOWN,FIDDLER!,fiddler,1 +150377,537,248,Male Singer: (SUNG) THIS DREAM IS GETTING WEIRD...,1162000,TRUE,6409,4276,Male Singer,OLD WEST TOWN,THIS DREAM IS GETTING WEIRD...,this dream is getting weird,5 +150378,537,249,(TROPICAL RESORT: ext. tropical resort - day - establishing),1178000,FALSE,NA,4277,NA,TROPICAL RESORT,NA,NA,NA +150379,537,250,(RESORT CENTER: int. resort center - main hall - continuous),1178000,FALSE,NA,4278,NA,RESORT CENTER,NA,NA,NA +150380,537,251,Krustys: (HAPPY NOISES),1178000,FALSE,6423,4278,Krustys,RESORT CENTER,NA,NA,NA +150646,539,14,"Homer Simpson: (PICKING UP BOTTLE GRUNTS, THEN SAD DRINKING GLUGS)",49000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +150381,537,252,"Krusty the Clown: But instead, we're giving you something even better: I will do a guest shot on each of your shows! Eh? Eh?",1178000,TRUE,139,4278,Krusty the Clown,RESORT CENTER,"But instead, we're giving you something even better: I will do a guest shot on each of your shows! Eh? Eh?",but instead were giving you something even better i will do a guest shot on each of your shows eh eh,21 +150382,537,253,(Streets: ext. streets - later),1198000,FALSE,NA,130,NA,Streets,NA,NA,NA +150383,537,254,German Krusty: (GERMAN ACCENT) Twist him like a balloon!,1198000,TRUE,5352,130,German Krusty,Streets,Twist him like a balloon!,twist him like a balloon,5 +150384,537,255,Mexican Krusty: (SPANISH ACCENT) Cut off his hey-heys!,1200000,TRUE,6424,130,Mexican Krusty,Streets,Cut off his hey-heys!,cut off his hey-heys,4 +150385,537,256,Botswana Krusty: Let's slice him up and cook him in our traditional dishes!,1201000,TRUE,6425,130,Botswana Krusty,Streets,Let's slice him up and cook him in our traditional dishes!,lets slice him up and cook him in our traditional dishes,11 +150386,537,257,"Ron Rabinowitz: Krusty, can't you think of something?",1205000,TRUE,5222,130,Ron Rabinowitz,Streets,"Krusty, can't you think of something?",krusty cant you think of something,6 +150387,537,258,"Ron Rabinowitz: Uh, you know, why did you even become a clown?",1213000,TRUE,5222,130,Ron Rabinowitz,Streets,"Uh, you know, why did you even become a clown?",uh you know why did you even become a clown,10 +150388,537,259,"Jamaican Singers: (SING, JAMAICAN ACCENT) THEY SMOKE / THEY TOKE / THEY SMOKE AND TOKE AND SMOKE / SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE, / TOKE, TOKE, TOKE / THE ITCHEM AND SCRATCHEM BLOW!",1215000,TRUE,6417,130,Jamaican Singers,Streets,"THEY SMOKE / THEY TOKE / THEY SMOKE AND TOKE AND SMOKE / SMOKE, SMOKE, SMOKE, / TOKE, TOKE, TOKE / THE ITCHEM AND SCRATCHEM BLOW!",they smoke they toke they smoke and toke and smoke smoke smoke smoke toke toke toke the itchem and scratchem blow,21 +150389,538,0,"Jimmy Stewart: Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Mister Mouse!",103000,TRUE,6426,NA,Jimmy Stewart,NA,"Merry Christmas, movie house! Merry Christmas, Mister Mouse!",merry christmas movie house merry christmas mister mouse,8 +150390,538,1,Jimmy Stewart: (DYING NOISES),103000,FALSE,6426,NA,Jimmy Stewart,NA,NA,NA,NA +150391,538,2,Krusty the Clown: I've never watched one of these sober! I gotta get this bloodbath off my kids' show!,124000,TRUE,139,NA,Krusty the Clown,NA,I've never watched one of these sober! I gotta get this bloodbath off my kids' show!,ive never watched one of these sober i gotta get this bloodbath off my kids show,16 +150392,538,3,Krusty the Clown: Dammit!,135000,TRUE,139,NA,Krusty the Clown,NA,Dammit!,dammit,1 +150393,538,4,"Bart Simpson: Ah geez, when did everything turn to crap?",136000,TRUE,8,NA,Bart Simpson,NA,"Ah geez, when did everything turn to crap?",ah geez when did everything turn to crap,8 +150394,538,5,"Marge Simpson: Bart, don't use language like that!",139000,TRUE,1,NA,Marge Simpson,NA,"Bart, don't use language like that!",bart dont use language like that,6 +150396,538,7,"Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to take the Halloween decorations down before you put the Christmas ones up.",146000,TRUE,1,NA,Marge Simpson,NA,"Homer, you have to take the Halloween decorations down before you put the Christmas ones up.",homer you have to take the halloween decorations down before you put the christmas ones up,16 +150397,538,8,"Homer Simpson: Marge, to that I say boo, humbug.",152000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,"Marge, to that I say boo, humbug.",marge to that i say boo humbug,7 +150398,538,9,Mechanical Spider: (SCARY HISSING NOISES),152000,FALSE,6427,NA,Mechanical Spider,NA,NA,NA,NA +150399,538,10,"Kent Brockman: There's a new Grinch this holiday season, and its name is ""global warming.""",162000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"There's a new Grinch this holiday season, and its name is ""global warming.""",theres a new grinch this holiday season and its name is global warming,13 +150400,538,11,"Kent Brockman: Meteorologists warn there'll be no snow this Christmas anywhere in America. Not even in Alaska, where the Eskimos now have a hundred words for ""nothing.""",162000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,"Meteorologists warn there'll be no snow this Christmas anywhere in America. Not even in Alaska, where the Eskimos now have a hundred words for ""nothing.""",meteorologists warn therell be no snow this christmas anywhere in america not even in alaska where the eskimos now have a hundred words for nothing,25 +150401,538,12,"Homer Simpson: Global Warming, huh? By pure coincidence, every scientist was right!",162000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,"Global Warming, huh? By pure coincidence, every scientist was right!",global warming huh by pure coincidence every scientist was right,10 +150402,538,13,Kent Brockman: But it's not all doom and gloom. Illegal poachers are having a field day!,181000,TRUE,211,NA,Kent Brockman,NA,But it's not all doom and gloom. Illegal poachers are having a field day!,but its not all doom and gloom illegal poachers are having a field day,14 +150403,538,14,Carolers: (SINGING) EIGHTY DEGREES / WATER WON'T FREEZE / GOD HELP US PLEASE / NO ONE'S ON SKIS...,185000,TRUE,1849,NA,Carolers,NA,EIGHTY DEGREES / WATER WON'T FREEZE / GOD HELP US PLEASE / NO ONE'S ON SKIS...,eighty degrees water wont freeze god help us please no ones on skis,13 +150404,538,15,"Carolers: (SING) HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY HUNTING! / HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY HUNTING!",190000,TRUE,1849,NA,Carolers,NA,"HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY HUNTING! / HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY HUNTING!",happy happy happy happy hunting happy happy happy happy hunting,10 +150405,538,16,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - bedtime),203000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150406,538,17,Marge Simpson: (SAD SIGH),203000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150407,538,18,"Marge Simpson: Sorry kids, I guess the hats and mittens will have to wait until next year.",203000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sorry kids, I guess the hats and mittens will have to wait until next year.",sorry kids i guess the hats and mittens will have to wait until next year,15 +150408,538,19,Lisa Simpson: (VERY DISAPPOINTED NOISE),203000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150409,538,20,Homer Simpson: Snow?! (GIDDY LAUGH) Snow!!!,226000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Snow?! Snow!!!,snow snow,2 +150410,538,21,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED GASPS),226000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151112,541,1,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - homer's cubicle - continuous),21000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +150411,538,22,"Homer Simpson: (PULLS OFF GLASSES, OVERJOYED) Oh, you know what this means, kids?",232000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, you know what this means, kids?",oh you know what this means kids,7 +150412,538,23,Homer Simpson: I don't have to pick up the dog poops! (OVERJOYED SOBS),236000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't have to pick up the dog poops!,i dont have to pick up the dog poops,9 +150413,538,24,(Springfield Town Square: ext. town square - later),242000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +150414,538,25,"Professor Jonathan Frink: So you see, the ""snow"" is a micro-climate aberration caused by radioactive steam from the nuclear plant and of course tire fire particulate.",242000,TRUE,442,493,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Town Square,"So you see, the ""snow"" is a micro-climate aberration caused by radioactive steam from the nuclear plant and of course tire fire particulate.",so you see the snow is a micro-climate aberration caused by radioactive steam from the nuclear plant and of course tire fire particulate,23 +150415,538,26,"Professor Jonathan Frink: So, we're the only place in America with snow, if you can call it that. I guess you can.",253000,TRUE,442,493,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Town Square,"So, we're the only place in America with snow, if you can call it that. I guess you can.",so were the only place in america with snow if you can call it that i guess you can,19 +150416,538,27,Mayor Joe Quimby: Don't you idiots see what this means?!,260000,TRUE,240,493,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Square,Don't you idiots see what this means?!,dont you idiots see what this means,7 +150417,538,28,Lenny Leonard: Idiots? Why do we reelect this guy?,263000,TRUE,165,493,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Town Square,Idiots? Why do we reelect this guy?,idiots why do we reelect this guy,7 +150418,538,29,"Carl Carlson: 'Cause his opponent has a long, Slavic name.",265000,TRUE,170,493,Carl Carlson,Springfield Town Square,"'Cause his opponent has a long, Slavic name.",cause his opponent has a long slavic name,8 +150419,538,30,Slavic Man: Who want bumper sticker?,269000,TRUE,6428,493,Slavic Man,Springfield Town Square,Who want bumper sticker?,who want bumper sticker,4 +150420,538,31,"Mayor Joe Quimby: People, Springfield is now the only town in America that has snow this Christmas. So tourists are going to want to come here.",271000,TRUE,240,493,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Square,"People, Springfield is now the only town in America that has snow this Christmas. So tourists are going to want to come here.",people springfield is now the only town in america that has snow this christmas so tourists are going to want to come here,23 +150421,538,32,The Rich Texan: ...stay in our hotels...,280000,TRUE,1508,493,The Rich Texan,Springfield Town Square,...stay in our hotels...,stay in our hotels,4 +150422,538,33,Luigi: ...slurp our spaghetti...,282000,TRUE,1435,493,Luigi,Springfield Town Square,...slurp our spaghetti...,slurp our spaghetti,3 +150423,538,34,Dr. Julius Hibbert: ...die in our hospitals! (CHUCKLES),283000,TRUE,332,493,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Town Square,...die in our hospitals!,die in our hospitals,4 +150424,538,35,Moe Szyslak: I say we welcome our winter tourists with open arms -- then gouge the hell out of 'em! Who? Who will gouge with me?,283000,TRUE,17,493,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Square,I say we welcome our winter tourists with open arms -- then gouge the hell out of 'em! Who? Who will gouge with me?,i say we welcome our winter tourists with open arms -- then gouge the hell out of em who who will gouge with me,24 +150425,538,36,Comic Book Guy: I too will gouge.,294000,TRUE,801,493,Comic Book Guy,Springfield Town Square,I too will gouge.,i too will gouge,4 +150426,538,37,Duffman: Duff Beer is proud to make a corporate commitment to gouging!,295000,TRUE,2277,493,Duffman,Springfield Town Square,Duff Beer is proud to make a corporate commitment to gouging!,duff beer is proud to make a corporate commitment to gouging,11 +150427,538,38,Townspeople: (ENTHUSIASTIC CHEER),295000,FALSE,618,493,Townspeople,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +150428,538,39,Captain Horatio McCallister: Here come the tourists! Man your A.T.M.s!,307000,TRUE,944,493,Captain Horatio McCallister,Springfield Town Square,Here come the tourists! Man your A.T.M.s!,here come the tourists man your atms,7 +150429,538,40,Martin Prince: Why would a robot need mittens?,326000,TRUE,38,493,Martin Prince,Springfield Town Square,Why would a robot need mittens?,why would a robot need mittens,6 +150430,538,41,Comic Book Guy: Why would a little boy need an aspirin?,327000,TRUE,801,493,Comic Book Guy,Springfield Town Square,Why would a little boy need an aspirin?,why would a little boy need an aspirin,8 +150431,538,42,Martin Prince: (PUZZLED) I don't know.,330000,TRUE,38,493,Martin Prince,Springfield Town Square,I don't know.,i dont know,3 +150432,538,43,Comic Book Guy: The one thing Bongo Comics are good for.,330000,TRUE,801,493,Comic Book Guy,Springfield Town Square,The one thing Bongo Comics are good for.,the one thing bongo comics are good for,8 +150433,538,44,"Mayor Joe Quimby: Are you okay, Chief?",339000,TRUE,240,493,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Square,"Are you okay, Chief?",are you okay chief,4 +150434,538,45,"Chief Wiggum: (PANICKY) I'll be fine, I'll be fine. (CALMING DOWN) Bent down to pick up a piece of candy and rolled down a hill. You always think it's the other guy that'll turn into a giant snowball. Never you. (LOOKS AROUND) have you seen Lou?",340000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"I'll be fine, I'll be fine. Bent down to pick up a piece of candy and rolled down a hill. You always think it's the other guy that'll turn into a giant snowball. Never you. have you seen Lou?",ill be fine ill be fine bent down to pick up a piece of candy and rolled down a hill you always think its the other guy thatll turn into a giant snowball never you have you seen lou,39 +150435,538,46,Lou: (SLIGHTLY MUFFLED) There's snow in my lungs!,353000,TRUE,91,493,Lou,Springfield Town Square,There's snow in my lungs!,theres snow in my lungs,5 +150436,538,47,"Chief Wiggum: A lotta attitude in that hand, Lou.",355000,TRUE,71,493,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Town Square,"A lotta attitude in that hand, Lou.",a lotta attitude in that hand lou,7 +150437,538,48,(WINTRY SPRINGFIELD STREET: EXT. WINTRY SPRINGFIELD STREET - DAY),357000,FALSE,NA,4279,NA,WINTRY SPRINGFIELD STREET,NA,NA,NA +150438,538,49,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED MURMUR) Look at all these out-of-state license plates!,357000,TRUE,1,4279,Marge Simpson,WINTRY SPRINGFIELD STREET,Look at all these out-of-state license plates!,look at all these out-of-state license plates,7 +152008,544,92,(Simpson Home: Int. SiMPSON HOUSE - bart's bedroom - later),535000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150439,538,50,"Marge Simpson: (READING) ""First in Freeways""... ""The 'Yuh-Huh' State""... ""Jewel of the Fracking Belt""... ""Still a British Colony at Heart""... ""Land of Many Water Snakes""...",363000,TRUE,1,4279,Marge Simpson,WINTRY SPRINGFIELD STREET,"""First in Freeways""... ""The 'Yuh-Huh' State""... ""Jewel of the Fracking Belt""... ""Still a British Colony at Heart""... ""Land of Many Water Snakes""...",first in freeways the yuh-huh state jewel of the fracking belt still a british colony at heart land of many water snakes,22 +150440,538,51,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon: Valet parking five dollars.,373000,TRUE,1975,4279,Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon,WINTRY SPRINGFIELD STREET,Valet parking five dollars.,valet parking five dollars,4 +150441,538,52,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR),373000,FALSE,1,4279,Marge Simpson,WINTRY SPRINGFIELD STREET,NA,NA,NA +150442,538,53,(Kwik-E-Mart: INt. kwik-E-Mart - continuous),383000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +150443,538,54,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (CALLING OUT) People, I'm completely out of milk! I do have several DVDs of the movie ""Milk."" (SELLING) An inspiring return to form for director Gus Van Sant!",383000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"People, I'm completely out of milk! I do have several DVDs of the movie ""Milk."" An inspiring return to form for director Gus Van Sant!",people im completely out of milk i do have several dvds of the movie milk an inspiring return to form for director gus van sant,25 +150444,538,55,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Do you have ""Life of Pi?""",392000,TRUE,442,136,Professor Jonathan Frink,Kwik-E-Mart,"Do you have ""Life of Pi?""",do you have life of pi,6 +150445,538,56,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: No, but I have home movies of me on a canoe with a big dog.",394000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"No, but I have home movies of me on a canoe with a big dog.",no but i have home movies of me on a canoe with a big dog,15 +150446,538,57,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: People who've never seen a movie say it is a good movie.,399000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,People who've never seen a movie say it is a good movie.,people whove never seen a movie say it is a good movie,12 +150447,538,58,Marge Simpson: (SAD SIGH),399000,FALSE,1,136,Marge Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +150448,538,59,(Evergreen Terrace: eXT. evergreen terrace - a little later),415000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +150449,538,60,"Marge Simpson: We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. (SMALL SOB) That's what all the big stores say.",415000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"We can't afford Christmas. And when you can't afford Christmas, you've failed as a family. That's what all the big stores say.",we cant afford christmas and when you cant afford christmas youve failed as a family thats what all the big stores say,22 +150450,538,61,"Midwestern Dad: Excuse me, ma'am? I'm so sorry to bother you, but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?",425000,TRUE,6429,410,Midwestern Dad,Evergreen Terrace,"Excuse me, ma'am? I'm so sorry to bother you, but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out. Is there any chance you'd have a spare room for us?",excuse me maam im so sorry to bother you but my kids are exhausted and the town is sold out is there any chance youd have a spare room for us,31 +150451,538,62,"Marge Simpson: Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen, but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.",434000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Well, there's a rec room off the kitchen, but sometimes it's there and sometimes it isn't. Our house is very odd that way.",well theres a rec room off the kitchen but sometimes its there and sometimes it isnt our house is very odd that way,23 +150452,538,63,"Midwestern Dad: Please, please ma'am? We'd pay you three hundred dollars a night.",442000,TRUE,6429,410,Midwestern Dad,Evergreen Terrace,"Please, please ma'am? We'd pay you three hundred dollars a night.",please please maam wed pay you three hundred dollars a night,11 +150453,538,64,"Marge Simpson: Well, you seem like a nice pushy stranger.",445000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Well, you seem like a nice pushy stranger.",well you seem like a nice pushy stranger,8 +150454,538,65,"Midwestern Dad: Ma'am, because we talk this way, people always think that we're um... what is that word, honey?",448000,TRUE,6429,410,Midwestern Dad,Evergreen Terrace,"Ma'am, because we talk this way, people always think that we're um... what is that word, honey?",maam because we talk this way people always think that were um what is that word honey,17 +150455,538,66,Midwestern Woman: Passive aggressive.,453000,TRUE,6430,410,Midwestern Woman,Evergreen Terrace,Passive aggressive.,passive aggressive,2 +150456,538,67,"Midwestern Dad: Right, right. But we're not. Please, please take our money and everybody wins.",454000,TRUE,6429,410,Midwestern Dad,Evergreen Terrace,"Right, right. But we're not. Please, please take our money and everybody wins.",right right but were not please please take our money and everybody wins,13 +150457,538,68,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - later - establishing),468000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150458,538,69,"Homer Simpson: Oh good. Marge remarried after I died. (BEAT) Wait a minute, I'm not dead. What's goin' on?",468000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh good. Marge remarried after I died. Wait a minute, I'm not dead. What's goin' on?",oh good marge remarried after i died wait a minute im not dead whats goin on,16 +150459,538,70,Marge Simpson: These are our new boarders!,474000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,These are our new boarders!,these are our new boarders,5 +150460,538,71,Homer Simpson: Uh-uh! No way! I'm not sharing my bed with anybody except you! (RE: MIDWESTERN DAD) And maybe that guy. Lincoln-style. But that's it.,476000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh-uh! No way! I'm not sharing my bed with anybody except you! And maybe that guy. Lincoln-style. But that's it.,uh-uh no way im not sharing my bed with anybody except you and maybe that guy lincoln-style but thats it,20 +150461,538,72,"Marge Simpson: This is a great thing! We're helping people celebrate Christmas, and we'll be able to afford Christmas!",483000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"This is a great thing! We're helping people celebrate Christmas, and we'll be able to afford Christmas!",this is a great thing were helping people celebrate christmas and well be able to afford christmas,17 +150462,538,73,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I don't know. It won't seem like Christmas without opening up a giant credit card bill in January.",490000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I don't know. It won't seem like Christmas without opening up a giant credit card bill in January.",oh i dont know it wont seem like christmas without opening up a giant credit card bill in january,19 +150464,538,75,"Homer Simpson: (READING) What the-- ""The Simpson Bed and Breakfast?"" (CHUCKLES) I always wanted to stay in a place like this!",497000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What the-- ""The Simpson Bed and Breakfast?"" I always wanted to stay in a place like this!",what the-- the simpson bed and breakfast i always wanted to stay in a place like this,17 +150465,538,76,Homer Simpson: (TAKEN ABACK) But Christmas is a special time. And I like to spend it in the warm embrace of watching football.,505000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But Christmas is a special time. And I like to spend it in the warm embrace of watching football.,but christmas is a special time and i like to spend it in the warm embrace of watching football,19 +150466,538,77,"Marge Simpson: Homer Simpson! Ask yourself -- ""W.W.B.J.D.?""",511000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer Simpson! Ask yourself -- ""W.W.B.J.D.?""",homer simpson ask yourself -- wwbjd,6 +150467,538,78,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),511000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150468,538,79,"Marge Simpson: ""What would baby Jesus do?""",516000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What would baby Jesus do?,what would baby jesus do,5 +150469,538,80,"Homer Simpson: Well, this crazy scheme is the kind of impulsive behavior I want to encourage in you. (THINKING NOISE) I'm in. A hundred percent!",553000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, this crazy scheme is the kind of impulsive behavior I want to encourage in you. I'm in. A hundred percent!",well this crazy scheme is the kind of impulsive behavior i want to encourage in you im in a hundred percent,21 +150470,538,81,Homer Simpson: I'm on a break.,565000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm on a break.,im on a break,4 +150471,538,82,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),565000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150472,538,83,Bart Simpson: Welcome to our daycare center... all girls please move to cootie quarantine.,565000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Welcome to our daycare center... all girls please move to cootie quarantine.,welcome to our daycare center all girls please move to cootie quarantine,12 +150473,538,84,Mom: We've got a two-month-old. Are you sure you can handle her?,606000,TRUE,830,5,Mom,Simpson Home,We've got a two-month-old. Are you sure you can handle her?,weve got a two-month-old are you sure you can handle her,11 +150474,538,85,Bart Simpson: (TAKES BABY) Just don't lose this claim ticket. (HANDS HER CLAIM CHECK),610000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Just don't lose this claim ticket.,just dont lose this claim ticket,6 +150475,538,86,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. First church of springfield - day),612000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +150476,538,87,Boarder: That church doesn't look very inspiring.,612000,TRUE,6431,131,Boarder,First Church of Springfield,That church doesn't look very inspiring.,that church doesnt look very inspiring,6 +150477,538,88,Female Boarder: What a bland marquee.,614000,TRUE,6432,131,Female Boarder,First Church of Springfield,What a bland marquee.,what a bland marquee,4 +150478,538,89,Out-of-towners: It doesn't look very inviting. / (UNIMPRESSED MURMURS),616000,TRUE,6433,131,Out-of-towners,First Church of Springfield,It doesn't look very inviting. /,it doesnt look very inviting,5 +150479,538,90,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: This whole crowd's gonna be at my sermon today.,616000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,This whole crowd's gonna be at my sermon today.,this whole crowds gonna be at my sermon today,9 +150480,538,91,"Helen Lovejoy: Darling, did St. Paul worry about the crowds?",622000,TRUE,309,131,Helen Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Darling, did St. Paul worry about the crowds?",darling did st paul worry about the crowds,8 +150481,538,92,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Oh, he wrote letters! Any fool can write letters!",625000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Oh, he wrote letters! Any fool can write letters!",oh he wrote letters any fool can write letters,9 +150482,538,93,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Lord, I'm just a small-town minister. We don't have Mormon money. But if you could see your way to guiding my fingers as I type this sermon...",634000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Lord, I'm just a small-town minister. We don't have Mormon money. But if you could see your way to guiding my fingers as I type this sermon...",lord im just a small-town minister we dont have mormon money but if you could see your way to guiding my fingers as i type this sermon,27 +150483,538,94,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Oh, yeah... oh, this is black church good!",648000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Oh, yeah... oh, this is black church good!",oh yeah oh this is black church good,8 +150484,538,95,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: My friends--,659000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,My friends--,my friends--,2 +150485,538,96,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Friends, every year I tell you this holiday is about the birth of our Lord, not singing Santas and full stockings.",664000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Friends, every year I tell you this holiday is about the birth of our Lord, not singing Santas and full stockings.",friends every year i tell you this holiday is about the birth of our lord not singing santas and full stockings,21 +150486,538,97,Crowd: (UNCERTAIN NOISES),664000,FALSE,75,131,Crowd,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +150487,538,98,Lenny Leonard: You're losing us!,675000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,You're losing us!,youre losing us,3 +150488,538,99,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Christmas is not about what happened in a manger some two thousand years ago. It is about what you do for others now.,676000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Christmas is not about what happened in a manger some two thousand years ago. It is about what you do for others now.,christmas is not about what happened in a manger some two thousand years ago it is about what you do for others now,23 +150489,538,100,Church Reporter: Get me the church bulletin! Lovejoy's on fire!,684000,TRUE,6434,131,Church Reporter,First Church of Springfield,Get me the church bulletin! Lovejoy's on fire!,get me the church bulletin lovejoys on fire,8 +150490,538,101,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Christmas is the Holy Spirit!,690000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Christmas is the Holy Spirit!,christmas is the holy spirit,5 +150491,538,102,Crowd: (IMPRESSED NOISE),690000,FALSE,75,131,Crowd,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +150645,539,13,Homer Simpson: (POUTY) Fine. I'll drink alone.,49000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Fine. I'll drink alone.,fine ill drink alone,4 +150492,538,103,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (TO SELF, SURPRISED) I didn't know there were doves in there. (BOOMING) Give with your hearts! Give with your acts! And you will know the true meaning of Christmas!",694000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,I didn't know there were doves in there. Give with your hearts! Give with your acts! And you will know the true meaning of Christmas!,i didnt know there were doves in there give with your hearts give with your acts and you will know the true meaning of christmas,25 +150493,538,104,"Lenny Leonard: Wow, what a showman!",710000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,"Wow, what a showman!",wow what a showman,4 +150494,538,105,Ned Flanders: I haven't felt this inspired since the blueberries at breakfast!,715000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,I haven't felt this inspired since the blueberries at breakfast!,i havent felt this inspired since the blueberries at breakfast,10 +150495,538,106,"Todd Flanders: Daddy, permission for a religious fit.",718000,TRUE,5,131,Todd Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"Daddy, permission for a religious fit.",daddy permission for a religious fit,6 +150496,538,107,Ned Flanders: A brief one.,721000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,A brief one.,a brief one,3 +150497,538,108,Todd Flanders: (BRIEFLY SPEAK IN TONGUES),721000,FALSE,5,131,Todd Flanders,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +150498,538,109,"Ned Flanders: (SHARPLY) I said a fit, not a fervor!",723000,TRUE,11,131,Ned Flanders,First Church of Springfield,"I said a fit, not a fervor!",i said a fit not a fervor,7 +150499,538,110,(First Church of Springfield: eXT. CHURCH - DAY),725000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +150500,538,111,Lisa Simpson: That sermon really inspired me. This whole Christmas has been about money...,725000,TRUE,9,131,Lisa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,That sermon really inspired me. This whole Christmas has been about money...,that sermon really inspired me this whole christmas has been about money,12 +150501,538,112,Female Tourist: Oh! Are you with the Salvation Army?,732000,TRUE,6435,131,Female Tourist,First Church of Springfield,Oh! Are you with the Salvation Army?,oh are you with the salvation army,7 +150502,538,113,Bart Simpson: What makes you think that?,733000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,What makes you think that?,what makes you think that,5 +150503,538,114,Bart Simpson: Bless you.,736000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Bless you.,bless you,2 +150504,538,115,Lisa Simpson: But I'm going to give gifts that aren't expensive and come from the heart.,736000,TRUE,9,131,Lisa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,But I'm going to give gifts that aren't expensive and come from the heart.,but im going to give gifts that arent expensive and come from the heart,14 +150505,538,116,Milhouse Van Houten: I don't know. Christmas didn't get to be the number one holiday by being about love.,741000,TRUE,25,131,Milhouse Van Houten,First Church of Springfield,I don't know. Christmas didn't get to be the number one holiday by being about love.,i dont know christmas didnt get to be the number one holiday by being about love,16 +150506,538,117,"Lisa Simpson: Um, when a woman talks, she just wants to be heard.",747000,TRUE,9,131,Lisa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Um, when a woman talks, she just wants to be heard.",um when a woman talks she just wants to be heard,11 +150507,538,118,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - EVENING - establishing),755000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150508,538,119,Marge Simpson: Where is the end?,755000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Where is the end?,where is the end,4 +150509,538,120,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),755000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150510,538,121,"Midwestern Dad: Hey, Marge, we're running out of chestnuts over here!",760000,TRUE,6429,5,Midwestern Dad,Simpson Home,"Hey, Marge, we're running out of chestnuts over here!",hey marge were running out of chestnuts over here,9 +150511,538,122,"Marge Simpson: (TRYING TO BE UPBEAT) Well, they don't grow on trees.",762000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, they don't grow on trees.",well they dont grow on trees,6 +150512,538,123,"Midwestern Dad: Uh, yeah, they do!",764000,TRUE,6429,5,Midwestern Dad,Simpson Home,"Uh, yeah, they do!",uh yeah they do,4 +150513,538,124,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED NOISE),764000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150514,538,125,Honeymooning Bride: What about our romantic carriage ride through the snow?,766000,TRUE,6436,5,Honeymooning Bride,Simpson Home,What about our romantic carriage ride through the snow?,what about our romantic carriage ride through the snow,9 +150515,538,126,Marge Simpson: Setting it up!,769000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Setting it up!,setting it up,3 +150516,538,127,(House: Ext. house - continuous),775000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,House,NA,NA,NA +150517,538,128,"Bart Simpson: I don't think you're giving them what they were promised, Dad.",775000,TRUE,8,133,Bart Simpson,House,"I don't think you're giving them what they were promised, Dad.",i dont think youre giving them what they were promised dad,11 +150518,538,129,Homer Simpson: The secret is don't read the comment cards.,779000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,House,The secret is don't read the comment cards.,the secret is dont read the comment cards,8 +150519,538,130,Bart Simpson: Where do the people sit?,787000,TRUE,8,133,Bart Simpson,House,Where do the people sit?,where do the people sit,5 +150520,538,131,Homer Simpson: I thought they were just gonna watch me.,788000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,House,I thought they were just gonna watch me.,i thought they were just gonna watch me,8 +150521,538,132,Boarder: Excuse me. This eggnog is terrible.,790000,TRUE,6431,133,Boarder,House,Excuse me. This eggnog is terrible.,excuse me this eggnog is terrible,6 +150522,538,133,Marge Simpson: All eggnog is terrible!,792000,TRUE,1,133,Marge Simpson,House,All eggnog is terrible!,all eggnog is terrible,4 +150523,538,134,Female Boarder: (MIDWESTERN ACCENT) Those stockings are not hung by the chimney with care.,794000,TRUE,6432,133,Female Boarder,House,Those stockings are not hung by the chimney with care.,those stockings are not hung by the chimney with care,10 +150524,538,135,Marge Simpson: (MUMBLES) Why did I do this for money? Why did I do this for money?,799000,TRUE,1,133,Marge Simpson,House,Why did I do this for money? Why did I do this for money?,why did i do this for money why did i do this for money,14 +150525,538,136,Female Boarder: (OFFENDED) And the Christmas special on your television is one of the worst.,802000,TRUE,6432,133,Female Boarder,House,And the Christmas special on your television is one of the worst.,and the christmas special on your television is one of the worst,12 +150526,538,137,"Announcer: We now return to ""King Winter Feasts On His Children.""",806000,TRUE,33,133,Announcer,House,"We now return to ""King Winter Feasts On His Children.""",we now return to king winter feasts on his children,10 +150527,538,138,"King Winter: By the time Princess Summer comes to save you, you'll all be blood in my beard. (EVIL LAUGH) Your own father's beard! (BIGGER LAUGH)",810000,TRUE,6437,133,King Winter,House,"By the time Princess Summer comes to save you, you'll all be blood in my beard. Your own father's beard!",by the time princess summer comes to save you youll all be blood in my beard your own fathers beard,20 +150528,538,139,(TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE: Ext. Towne Centre at springfielde glenne - day - ESTABLISHING),827000,FALSE,NA,4280,NA,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,NA,NA,NA +150529,538,140,Child's Mother: How long to see Santa?,827000,TRUE,6438,4280,Child's Mother,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,How long to see Santa?,how long to see santa,5 +150530,538,141,Little Man: (GRUFF) How would I know? I'm an accountant.,828000,TRUE,627,4280,Little Man,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,How would I know? I'm an accountant.,how would i know im an accountant,7 +150531,538,142,"Child's Father: I imagine for small business, huh?",830000,TRUE,6439,4280,Child's Father,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,"I imagine for small business, huh?",i imagine for small business huh,6 +150532,538,143,"Little Man: God, I hate Christmas.",832000,TRUE,627,4280,Little Man,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,"God, I hate Christmas.",god i hate christmas,4 +150533,538,144,"Lisa Simpson: Mr. Flanders, where's your store?",835000,TRUE,9,4280,Lisa Simpson,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,"Mr. Flanders, where's your store?",mr flanders wheres your store,5 +150534,538,145,"Ned Flanders: Well... I'm down to a kiosk, thanks to that place. (POINTS)",838000,TRUE,11,4280,Ned Flanders,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,"Well... I'm down to a kiosk, thanks to that place.",well im down to a kiosk thanks to that place,10 +150535,538,146,"Ned Flanders: Actually, half a kiosk. Sharing it with Nasreen here.",843000,TRUE,11,4280,Ned Flanders,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,"Actually, half a kiosk. Sharing it with Nasreen here.",actually half a kiosk sharing it with nasreen here,9 +150536,538,147,Nasreen: No cream is finer than mall kiosk cream. J Lo use it!,847000,TRUE,6440,4280,Nasreen,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,No cream is finer than mall kiosk cream. J Lo use it!,no cream is finer than mall kiosk cream j lo use it,12 +150537,538,148,Lisa Simpson: No thanks.,852000,TRUE,9,4280,Lisa Simpson,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,No thanks.,no thanks,2 +150538,538,149,Nasreen: It is no wonder you are not married. Flip me back.,853000,TRUE,6440,4280,Nasreen,TOWNE CENTRE AT SPRINGFIELDE GLENNE,It is no wonder you are not married. Flip me back.,it is no wonder you are not married flip me back,11 +150539,538,150,(Springfield Mall: INT. SPRINGFIELD MALL - CONTINUOUS),860000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +150540,538,151,"Lisa Simpson: If I have to give presents, I'll give presents with a purpose. One for Maggie... check.",860000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,"If I have to give presents, I'll give presents with a purpose. One for Maggie... check.",if i have to give presents ill give presents with a purpose one for maggie check,16 +150541,538,152,Lisa Simpson: All that's left is Bart.,866000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,All that's left is Bart.,all thats left is bart,5 +150542,538,153,"Lisa Simpson: No, no, no, no, no, no... (SEEING SOMETHING, IMPRESSED) ah, perfect!",868000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Mall,"No, no, no, no, no, no... ah, perfect!",no no no no no no ah perfect,8 +150543,538,154,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - establishing),876000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150544,538,155,"Boarders: (SING) ""...ALL FROM SATAN'S POWER AS WE WERE GONE ASTRAY...""",876000,TRUE,6441,5,Boarders,Simpson Home,...ALL FROM SATAN'S POWER AS WE WERE GONE ASTRAY...,all from satans power as we were gone astray,9 +150545,538,156,"Boarders: (SINGING) ""(ENDING) O-O TIDINGS OF COM-OMFORT AND JOY!""",883000,TRUE,6441,5,Boarders,Simpson Home,O-O TIDINGS OF COM-OMFORT AND JOY!,o-o tidings of com-omfort and joy,6 +150546,538,157,"Singing Man: (BARITONE) IN BETHLEHEM, IN ISRAEL / THIS BLESSED BABE WAS BORN!",889000,TRUE,6442,5,Singing Man,Simpson Home,"IN BETHLEHEM, IN ISRAEL / THIS BLESSED BABE WAS BORN!",in bethlehem in israel this blessed babe was born,9 +150547,538,158,"Marge Simpson: Enough! Stop! Christmas carols only have one verse! Well they may have more, but the second verse is where they get all weird and religiousy.",894000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Enough! Stop! Christmas carols only have one verse! Well they may have more, but the second verse is where they get all weird and religiousy.",enough stop christmas carols only have one verse well they may have more but the second verse is where they get all weird and religiousy,25 +150548,538,159,"Midwestern Dad: More wassail, please.",902000,TRUE,6429,5,Midwestern Dad,Simpson Home,"More wassail, please.",more wassail please,3 +150549,538,160,Female Boarder: And don't skimp on the aromatic bitters!,904000,TRUE,6432,5,Female Boarder,Simpson Home,And don't skimp on the aromatic bitters!,and dont skimp on the aromatic bitters,7 +150550,538,161,"Marge Simpson: (OVERWHELMED) For your information, Gloria, my ""wassail"" is just Gatorade I put in the microwave!",906000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"For your information, Gloria, my ""wassail"" is just Gatorade I put in the microwave!",for your information gloria my wassail is just gatorade i put in the microwave,14 +150551,538,162,Boarders: (STUNNED GASP),906000,FALSE,6441,5,Boarders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150552,538,163,Midwestern Dad: I drank that under the mistletoe!,911000,TRUE,6429,5,Midwestern Dad,Simpson Home,I drank that under the mistletoe!,i drank that under the mistletoe,6 +150553,538,164,"Marge Simpson: It's not mistletoe, just cherries and lettuce!",914000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's not mistletoe, just cherries and lettuce!",its not mistletoe just cherries and lettuce,7 +150554,538,165,Boarders: (EVEN MORE STUNNED GASPS),914000,FALSE,6441,5,Boarders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150555,538,166,Midwestern Dad: I thought when I ate it it wasn't poisonous.,918000,TRUE,6429,5,Midwestern Dad,Simpson Home,I thought when I ate it it wasn't poisonous.,i thought when i ate it it wasnt poisonous,9 +150556,538,167,Marge Simpson: I've opened up my house to you. And all you do is fill this joyous season with petty complaints.,920000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I've opened up my house to you. And all you do is fill this joyous season with petty complaints.,ive opened up my house to you and all you do is fill this joyous season with petty complaints,19 +150557,538,168,"Homer Simpson: Ho, ho, ho!",926000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ho, ho, ho!",ho ho ho,3 +150558,538,169,Marge Simpson: Not now. Take out that pillow and put it in room three.,928000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Not now. Take out that pillow and put it in room three.,not now take out that pillow and put it in room three,12 +150559,538,170,Homer Simpson: The pillow acted as a girdle.,933000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The pillow acted as a girdle.,the pillow acted as a girdle,6 +150560,538,171,Marge Simpson: Any more questions?,936000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Any more questions?,any more questions,3 +150561,538,172,"British Tourist: Ah yes, will the pudding be figgy?",937000,TRUE,6443,5,British Tourist,Simpson Home,"Ah yes, will the pudding be figgy?",ah yes will the pudding be figgy,7 +150562,538,173,Marge Simpson: The pudding will be Jell-O.,939000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The pudding will be Jell-O.,the pudding will be jell-o,5 +150563,538,174,British Tourist: Quite so.,941000,TRUE,6443,5,British Tourist,Simpson Home,Quite so.,quite so,2 +150564,538,175,Female Boarder: I'm going to sulk in my room.,943000,TRUE,6432,5,Female Boarder,Simpson Home,I'm going to sulk in my room.,im going to sulk in my room,7 +150565,538,176,Midwestern Dad: The only thing good about this place is the piano player.,945000,TRUE,6429,5,Midwestern Dad,Simpson Home,The only thing good about this place is the piano player.,the only thing good about this place is the piano player,11 +150566,538,177,(Simpson Living Room: Int. simpson living room - continuous),966000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +150567,538,178,Lisa Simpson: (ECSTATIC GASP) An Angelica Button wizard robe... with wand pocket!,966000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,An Angelica Button wizard robe... with wand pocket!,an angelica button wizard robe with wand pocket,8 +150568,538,179,Bart Simpson: And wand.,971000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,And wand.,and wand,2 +150569,538,180,Lisa Simpson: (BIGGER GASP) Professor Digglesby's wand! Now I have every wizarding stick from the Spells and Potions Department of Wagglepoofs Academy!,973000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Professor Digglesby's wand! Now I have every wizarding stick from the Spells and Potions Department of Wagglepoofs Academy!,professor digglesbys wand now i have every wizarding stick from the spells and potions department of wagglepoofs academy,18 +150570,538,181,Bart Simpson: Don't make me learn about it.,981000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Don't make me learn about it.,dont make me learn about it,6 +150571,538,182,"Lisa Simpson: I know this Christmas has been a little rocky even for the Simpsons. But I think these gifts born of thought and love will restore the balance of prajna (""PRA-NA"") and samsara, I mean holly and jolly.",982000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"I know this Christmas has been a little rocky even for the Simpsons. But I think these gifts born of thought and love will restore the balance of prajna and samsara, I mean holly and jolly.",i know this christmas has been a little rocky even for the simpsons but i think these gifts born of thought and love will restore the balance of prajna and samsara i mean holly and jolly,36 +150572,538,183,"Lisa Simpson: Now dad, I'd like to give you your present.",995000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Now dad, I'd like to give you your present.",now dad id like to give you your present,9 +150573,538,184,Homer Simpson: (CONSPIRATORIAL) You got me weed?,999000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,You got me weed?,you got me weed,4 +150574,538,185,"Lisa Simpson: Even better! They're bags of seeds, so that you can plant a garden and watch it grow.",1000000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Even better! They're bags of seeds, so that you can plant a garden and watch it grow.",even better theyre bags of seeds so that you can plant a garden and watch it grow,17 +150575,538,186,"Homer Simpson: That's great, sweetie. After all that time and hard work, I'll have... (FURIOUS) radishes?! It's the most hated part of salad, which is the most hated part of dinner! Radishes. Nothing but radishes.",1007000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"That's great, sweetie. After all that time and hard work, I'll have... radishes?! It's the most hated part of salad, which is the most hated part of dinner! Radishes. Nothing but radishes.",thats great sweetie after all that time and hard work ill have radishes its the most hated part of salad which is the most hated part of dinner radishes nothing but radishes,32 +150576,538,187,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, stop!",1023000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Dad, stop!",dad stop,2 +150577,538,188,Homer Simpson: What? I'm saving them from the struggle of life.,1024000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,What? I'm saving them from the struggle of life.,what im saving them from the struggle of life,9 +150578,538,189,"Lisa Simpson: Well, at least you're eating vegetables.",1027000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Well, at least you're eating vegetables.",well at least youre eating vegetables,6 +150579,538,190,Homer Simpson: Vegetables?! (SPITS THEM OUT),1029000,TRUE,2,25,Homer Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Vegetables?!,vegetables,1 +150580,538,191,"Lisa Simpson: Okay Bart, open your present. It's the one I'm most excited about.",1032000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"Okay Bart, open your present. It's the one I'm most excited about.",okay bart open your present its the one im most excited about,12 +150581,538,192,Bart Simpson: (HOPEFUL) Plastic bubbling vomit... plastic bubbling vomit...,1036000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Plastic bubbling vomit... plastic bubbling vomit...,plastic bubbling vomit plastic bubbling vomit,6 +150582,538,193,"Bart Simpson: What?! Lis, you're smart. Why would you give me a book? 'Cause it's easy to wrap?",1039000,TRUE,8,25,Bart Simpson,Simpson Living Room,"What?! Lis, you're smart. Why would you give me a book? 'Cause it's easy to wrap?",what lis youre smart why would you give me a book cause its easy to wrap,16 +150583,538,194,Lisa Simpson: (STARTING TO LOSE IT) Nothing is easy to wrap. I have trouble with scissors! (EXITS SOBBING),1045000,TRUE,9,25,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Nothing is easy to wrap. I have trouble with scissors!,nothing is easy to wrap i have trouble with scissors,10 +150584,538,195,"Female Boarder: Marge, the brochure promised us a happy Christmas.",1052000,TRUE,6432,25,Female Boarder,Simpson Living Room,"Marge, the brochure promised us a happy Christmas.",marge the brochure promised us a happy christmas,8 +150585,538,196,Marge Simpson: My uncle died in your bed. Merry Christmas.,1055000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,My uncle died in your bed. Merry Christmas.,my uncle died in your bed merry christmas,8 +150586,538,197,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - lisa's bedroom - night),1065000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150587,538,198,Lisa Simpson: (WAKING UP SOUNDS) What? (GASPS) N.C. Wyeth! (GASPS) These are book illustrations!,1065000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What? N.C. Wyeth! These are book illustrations!,what nc wyeth these are book illustrations,7 +150588,538,199,"Lisa Simpson: Stop it, stop it! Why in the world would you burn a book?",1074000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Stop it, stop it! Why in the world would you burn a book?",stop it stop it why in the world would you burn a book,13 +150589,538,200,"Bart Simpson: Actually, the idea to do this came from a book.",1078000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Actually, the idea to do this came from a book.",actually the idea to do this came from a book,10 +150590,538,201,"Lisa Simpson: ""Fahrenheit 451"" by Ray Bradbury?",1080000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Fahrenheit 451"" by Ray Bradbury?",fahrenheit 451 by ray bradbury,5 +150591,538,202,"Bart Simpson: What? No, I got it from this.",1082000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"What? No, I got it from this.",what no i got it from this,7 +150592,538,203,Milhouse Van Houten: See?,1085000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,See?,see,1 +150593,538,204,Lisa Simpson: How could you burn the present I gave you?,1087000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,How could you burn the present I gave you?,how could you burn the present i gave you,9 +150594,538,205,Bart Simpson: Because it's my present! Did you give it to me because you thought I'd like it or because you wanted to feel better about yourself?,1090000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Because it's my present! Did you give it to me because you thought I'd like it or because you wanted to feel better about yourself?,because its my present did you give it to me because you thought id like it or because you wanted to feel better about yourself,25 +150595,538,206,Ned Flanders: (GENTLY) Children... perhaps it's time that I explain the true meaning of Christmas.,1096000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Children... perhaps it's time that I explain the true meaning of Christmas.,children perhaps its time that i explain the true meaning of christmas,12 +150596,538,207,"Homer Simpson: Shut up, Flanders!",1101000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Shut up, Flanders!",shut up flanders,3 +150597,538,208,Ned Flanders: Okily-dokily.,1102000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Okily-dokily.,okily-dokily,1 +150598,538,209,(Bart's Bedroom: int. Bart's room - continuous),1105000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +150599,538,210,Bart Simpson: Now did you check the room to make sure you haven't left anything?,1105000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Now did you check the room to make sure you haven't left anything?,now did you check the room to make sure you havent left anything,13 +150600,538,211,Midwestern Dad: All set.,1105000,TRUE,6429,43,Midwestern Dad,Bart's Bedroom,All set.,all set,2 +150601,538,212,"Bart Simpson: Need directions, or a bottle of water?",1108000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Need directions, or a bottle of water?",need directions or a bottle of water,7 +150602,538,213,"Midwestern Dad: No thanks, we're fine.",1110000,TRUE,6429,43,Midwestern Dad,Bart's Bedroom,"No thanks, we're fine.",no thanks were fine,4 +150603,538,214,Bart Simpson: (ACTING SURPRISED) Thank you sir!,1111000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Thank you sir!,thank you sir,3 +150604,538,215,Bart Simpson: (CLEARS THROAT),1111000,FALSE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +150605,538,216,"Homer Simpson: Oh right, we're still doing that.",1116000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Oh right, we're still doing that.",oh right were still doing that,6 +150606,538,217,"Homer Simpson: Come on, I'll drive you to the airport.",1118000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Come on, I'll drive you to the airport.",come on ill drive you to the airport,8 +150607,538,218,"Homer Simpson: Where are my keys? Oh, right here.",1120000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Where are my keys? Oh, right here.",where are my keys oh right here,7 +150608,538,219,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, you were right.",1122000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Bart, you were right.",bart you were right,4 +150609,538,220,"Bart Simpson: If you smell your farts in a dream, you die?",1124000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"If you smell your farts in a dream, you die?",if you smell your farts in a dream you die,10 +150610,538,221,"Lisa Simpson: No, about Christmas. So I went out this morning and I got you this.",1126000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"No, about Christmas. So I went out this morning and I got you this.",no about christmas so i went out this morning and i got you this,14 +150611,538,222,"Lisa Simpson: It's a tablet with books on it, but also apps, like ""Worms With Friends.""",1132000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"It's a tablet with books on it, but also apps, like ""Worms With Friends.""",its a tablet with books on it but also apps like worms with friends,14 +150612,538,223,Milhouse Van Houten: (TERRIFIED MOUTH FULL NOISE),1132000,FALSE,25,43,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +150613,538,224,Bart Simpson: Wow. But how'd you afford it?,1139000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Wow. But how'd you afford it?,wow but howd you afford it,6 +150614,538,225,Lisa Simpson: I sold the gift you gave me.,1141000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I sold the gift you gave me.,i sold the gift you gave me,7 +150615,538,226,Lisa Simpson: Get the twist?,1146000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Get the twist?,get the twist,3 +150616,538,227,Bart Simpson: Obviously.,1146000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Obviously.,obviously,1 +150617,538,228,"Bart Simpson: You're saying it's from Maggie, but actually it's from you. Thanks, Lis.",1147000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"You're saying it's from Maggie, but actually it's from you. Thanks, Lis.",youre saying its from maggie but actually its from you thanks lis,12 +150618,538,229,Bart Simpson: Now why don't you donate that to whatever hopeless cause you want.,1152000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Now why don't you donate that to whatever hopeless cause you want.,now why dont you donate that to whatever hopeless cause you want,12 +150619,538,230,"Lisa Simpson: (SWEETLY) Thanks, Bart. This'll make a lot of arctic loons very happy.",1155000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Thanks, Bart. This'll make a lot of arctic loons very happy.",thanks bart thisll make a lot of arctic loons very happy,11 +150620,538,231,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - living room - continuous),1161000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150621,538,232,"Marge Simpson: Listen, I just wanted to say I'm sorry I overreacted. Thank you all for coming.",1161000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Listen, I just wanted to say I'm sorry I overreacted. Thank you all for coming.",listen i just wanted to say im sorry i overreacted thank you all for coming,15 +150622,538,233,"Midwestern Dad: (SEEMS MAD) Well, we have something to say to you, Marge.",1168000,TRUE,6429,5,Midwestern Dad,Simpson Home,"Well, we have something to say to you, Marge.",well we have something to say to you marge,9 +150623,538,234,"Boarders: (SINGING) ""WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS / WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS...""",1172000,TRUE,6441,5,Boarders,Simpson Home,WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS / WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS...,we wish you a merry christmas we wish you a merry christmas,12 +150624,538,235,"Marge Simpson: (SINGING) ""WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS / AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!""",1178000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,WE WISH YOU A MERRY CHRISTMAS / AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!,we wish you a merry christmas and a happy new year,11 +150625,538,236,Boarders: (SINGING) GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING--,1190000,TRUE,6441,5,Boarders,Simpson Home,GOOD TIDINGS WE BRING--,good tidings we bring--,4 +150626,538,237,Marge Simpson: No second verses! They creep me out.,1193000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No second verses! They creep me out.,no second verses they creep me out,7 +150627,538,238,"Female Boarder: Okay, we'll sing a different one.",1196000,TRUE,6432,5,Female Boarder,Simpson Home,"Okay, we'll sing a different one.",okay well sing a different one,6 +150628,538,239,"Boarders: (SINGING) ""GOOD KING WENCESLAS LOOKED OUT / ON THE FEAST OF STEPHEN.""",1198000,TRUE,6441,5,Boarders,Simpson Home,GOOD KING WENCESLAS LOOKED OUT / ON THE FEAST OF STEPHEN.,good king wenceslas looked out on the feast of stephen,10 +150629,538,240,Marge Simpson: That one creeps me out from the beginning.,1203000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That one creeps me out from the beginning.,that one creeps me out from the beginning,8 +150630,538,241,"Boarders: (SINGING) ""WHEN THE SNOW LAY ROUND ABOUT / DEEP AND CRISP AND EVEN"" / BRIGHTLY SHONE THE MOON THAT NIGHT / THOUGH THE FROST WAS CRUEL...",1205000,TRUE,6441,5,Boarders,Simpson Home,"""WHEN THE SNOW LAY ROUND ABOUT / DEEP AND CRISP AND EVEN"" / BRIGHTLY SHONE THE MOON THAT NIGHT / THOUGH THE FROST WAS CRUEL...",when the snow lay round about deep and crisp and even brightly shone the moon that night though the frost was cruel,22 +150631,538,242,"Marge Simpson: Oh, the happy sound of a blender.",1211000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, the happy sound of a blender.",oh the happy sound of a blender,7 +150632,539,0,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),9000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +150633,539,1,"Homer Simpson: Oh, boy. Monday morning chit chat at the water cooler. The only reason to have done stuff over the weekend.",9000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, boy. Monday morning chit chat at the water cooler. The only reason to have done stuff over the weekend.",oh boy monday morning chit chat at the water cooler the only reason to have done stuff over the weekend,20 +150634,539,2,Lenny Leonard: ...the only part of the movie I didn't get is: now Radioactive Man gets his powers from his suit?,15000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...the only part of the movie I didn't get is: now Radioactive Man gets his powers from his suit?,the only part of the movie i didnt get is now radioactive man gets his powers from his suit,19 +150635,539,3,"Carl Carlson: (EXPLAINING) The suit is slowly killing him, but if he doesn't wear it, he'll die.",20000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"The suit is slowly killing him, but if he doesn't wear it, he'll die.",the suit is slowly killing him but if he doesnt wear it hell die,14 +150636,539,4,Lenny Leonard: (GETTING IT) Oh...,24000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oh...,oh,1 +150637,539,5,"Homer Simpson: Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive Man sequel?",26000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wait, you guys saw the new Radioactive Man sequel?",wait you guys saw the new radioactive man sequel,9 +150638,539,6,"Carl Carlson: Uh, it's not a sequel, it's a reboot.",28000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, it's not a sequel, it's a reboot.",uh its not a sequel its a reboot,8 +150639,539,7,"Lenny Leonard: Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a de-boot.",30000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Actually, this one undoes the stuff from the last one, so it's a de-boot.",actually this one undoes the stuff from the last one so its a de-boot,14 +150640,539,8,Homer Simpson: Stop talking! I haven't seen it yet!,34000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Stop talking! I haven't seen it yet!,stop talking i havent seen it yet,7 +150641,539,9,"Lenny Leonard: (ANNOYED SCOFF) ""Radioactive Man Re-Rises"" came out three days ago. It is fair game.",36000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"""Radioactive Man Re-Rises"" came out three days ago. It is fair game.",radioactive man re-rises came out three days ago it is fair game,12 +150642,539,10,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, if you haven't seen it, then you gotta leave the water cooler.",41000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, if you haven't seen it, then you gotta leave the water cooler.",yeah if you havent seen it then you gotta leave the water cooler,13 +150643,539,11,Homer Simpson: But what if I want some cooled water?,43000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,But what if I want some cooled water?,but what if i want some cooled water,8 +150644,539,12,Lenny Leonard: You should have thought of that when you were not seeing the movie.,45000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You should have thought of that when you were not seeing the movie.,you should have thought of that when you were not seeing the movie,13 +150647,539,15,Plant Employee #1: It was so awesome when Radioactive Man had to erase his own memory.,58000,TRUE,6444,10,Plant Employee #1,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It was so awesome when Radioactive Man had to erase his own memory.,it was so awesome when radioactive man had to erase his own memory,13 +150648,539,16,"Plant Employee #2: Yeah, so he wouldn't be tortured by his past, when he was born in the future.",63000,TRUE,6445,10,Plant Employee #2,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, so he wouldn't be tortured by his past, when he was born in the future.",yeah so he wouldnt be tortured by his past when he was born in the future,16 +150649,539,17,"Homer Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE) They're talking about the movie! (TO CROTCH) Hurry up, you idiot! (TRYING TO PEE FASTER NOISES) No, no, don't stop! I'm sorry I got mad. (DESPERATE PERSUADING) I'll do that thing you like.",67000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"They're talking about the movie! Hurry up, you idiot! No, no, don't stop! I'm sorry I got mad. I'll do that thing you like.",theyre talking about the movie hurry up you idiot no no dont stop im sorry i got mad ill do that thing you like,24 +150650,539,18,(Krusty Burger: ext. krustyburger - day - establishing),79000,FALSE,NA,388,NA,Krusty Burger,NA,NA,NA +150651,539,19,Milhouse Van Houten: I got Radioactive Man's new villain -- the Collider.,79000,TRUE,25,388,Milhouse Van Houten,Krusty Burger,I got Radioactive Man's new villain -- the Collider.,i got radioactive mans new villain -- the collider,9 +150652,539,20,The Collider: (EVIL) I turn out to be a good guy.,82000,TRUE,6446,388,The Collider,Krusty Burger,I turn out to be a good guy.,i turn out to be a good guy,8 +150653,539,21,"The Collider: (THROUGH MILKSHAKE) I die, but come back to life after the credits.",86000,TRUE,6446,388,The Collider,Krusty Burger,"I die, but come back to life after the credits.",i die but come back to life after the credits,10 +150654,539,22,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GROAN),86000,FALSE,2,388,Homer Simpson,Krusty Burger,NA,NA,NA +150655,539,23,(First Church of Springfield: EXT. FIRST CHURCH OF SPRINGFIELD - ESTABLISHING),93000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +150656,539,24,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (INSPIRED) Sometimes we feel there's nowhere left to turn, much like Radioactive Man, when he had to kill his own antimatter twin",93000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Sometimes we feel there's nowhere left to turn, much like Radioactive Man, when he had to kill his own antimatter twin",sometimes we feel theres nowhere left to turn much like radioactive man when he had to kill his own antimatter twin,21 +150657,539,25,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) AMAZING GRACE / HOW LOUD I SING / TO DROWN THE SPOILERS OUT... shut up. Shut up. Shut up!,93000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,AMAZING GRACE / HOW LOUD I SING / TO DROWN THE SPOILERS OUT... shut up. Shut up. Shut up!,amazing grace how loud i sing to drown the spoilers out shut up shut up shut up,17 +150658,539,26,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: ...with a blast of time particles from the Chrono-cube, and in doing so, mortally wounding his girlfriend, who was pregnant with his own grandfather.",93000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"...with a blast of time particles from the Chrono-cube, and in doing so, mortally wounding his girlfriend, who was pregnant with his own grandfather.",with a blast of time particles from the chrono-cube and in doing so mortally wounding his girlfriend who was pregnant with his own grandfather,24 +150659,539,27,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. church - a little later),112000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +150660,539,28,Altar Boy: (CASTRATO VOICE) And stay out!,112000,TRUE,6447,131,Altar Boy,First Church of Springfield,And stay out!,and stay out,3 +150661,539,29,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),114000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150662,539,30,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I've gotta go see the Radioactive Man movie before it gets totally ruined for me.",114000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, I've gotta go see the Radioactive Man movie before it gets totally ruined for me.",okay ive gotta go see the radioactive man movie before it gets totally ruined for me,16 +150663,539,31,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, date night! I'll go change my bra!",120000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooo, date night! I'll go change my bra!",ooo date night ill go change my bra,8 +150664,539,32,"Bart Simpson: I wanna see ""Radioactive Man Re-Rises!""",124000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I wanna see ""Radioactive Man Re-Rises!""",i wanna see radioactive man re-rises,6 +150665,539,33,"Lisa Simpson: If Bart's going, I'm going!",126000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"If Bart's going, I'm going!",if barts going im going,5 +150666,539,34,"Homer Simpson: If you all go, then I have to pay for a babysitter!",128000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"If you all go, then I have to pay for a babysitter!",if you all go then i have to pay for a babysitter,12 +150667,539,35,Marge Simpson: We'll call that nice girl who's getting her Masters in Child Development.,133000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We'll call that nice girl who's getting her Masters in Child Development.,well call that nice girl whos getting her masters in child development,12 +150668,539,36,Homer Simpson: Emily-Beth? We can't afford Emily-Beth! She brings her own puppets!,137000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Emily-Beth? We can't afford Emily-Beth! She brings her own puppets!,emily-beth we cant afford emily-beth she brings her own puppets,10 +150669,539,37,"Marge Simpson: Bye bye, Maggie!",143000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bye bye, Maggie!",bye bye maggie,3 +150670,539,38,"Homer Simpson: Bye bye, money!",145000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bye bye, money!",bye bye money,3 +150671,539,39,(Movie Theater: ext. movie theater - night - establishing),148000,FALSE,NA,328,NA,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +150672,539,40,(Theater: int. theater - ticket window - continuous),148000,FALSE,NA,561,NA,Theater,NA,NA,NA +150673,539,41,"Homer Simpson: Two adults, two kids, (RE: GRAMPA) and one senior with the mind of a baby so he should be free.",148000,TRUE,2,561,Homer Simpson,Theater,"Two adults, two kids, and one senior with the mind of a baby so he should be free.",two adults two kids and one senior with the mind of a baby so he should be free,18 +150674,539,42,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: For the 3-D show, that'll be seventy-two dollars.",153000,TRUE,923,561,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Theater,"For the 3-D show, that'll be seventy-two dollars.",for the 3-d show thatll be seventy-two dollars,8 +151339,541,228,"Homer Simpson: More snip, less lip.",1153000,TRUE,2,4288,Homer Simpson,Carlock's Office,"More snip, less lip.",more snip less lip,4 +150675,539,43,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Homer looks upset at the high ticket prices.,156000,TRUE,923,561,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Theater,Homer looks upset at the high ticket prices.,homer looks upset at the high ticket prices,8 +150676,539,44,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Or, for ten dollars more you can see it in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate Virtual Reality Vision.",156000,TRUE,923,561,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Theater,"Or, for ten dollars more you can see it in IMAX Hobbit Frame Rate Virtual Reality Vision.",or for ten dollars more you can see it in imax hobbit frame rate virtual reality vision,17 +150677,539,45,"Homer Simpson: All right, movie, you better be worth it.",170000,TRUE,2,561,Homer Simpson,Theater,"All right, movie, you better be worth it.",all right movie you better be worth it,8 +150678,539,46,Homer Simpson: The motorcycle dudes are chicks!,188000,TRUE,2,561,Homer Simpson,Theater,The motorcycle dudes are chicks!,the motorcycle dudes are chicks,5 +150679,539,47,Homer Simpson: I wonder what else is chicks?,190000,TRUE,2,561,Homer Simpson,Theater,I wonder what else is chicks?,i wonder what else is chicks,6 +150680,539,48,Radioactive Man: (SLOGAN) Don't ask. Do smell.,203000,TRUE,484,561,Radioactive Man,Theater,Don't ask. Do smell.,dont ask do smell,4 +150681,539,49,"Announcer: Also available in ""Arctic Slut,"" ""Morning After Melon,"" and ""Elon Musk.""",205000,TRUE,33,561,Announcer,Theater,"Also available in ""Arctic Slut,"" ""Morning After Melon,"" and ""Elon Musk.""",also available in arctic slut morning after melon and elon musk,11 +150682,539,50,"Homer Simpson: Hey... they tricked us! That's a commercial! If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!",205000,TRUE,2,561,Homer Simpson,Theater,"Hey... they tricked us! That's a commercial! If I wanted to pay for commercials I can't skip, I'd sign up for Hulu Plus!",hey they tricked us thats a commercial if i wanted to pay for commercials i cant skip id sign up for hulu plus,23 +150683,539,51,Homer Simpson: (INCREDULOUS) You're shushing me! This guy's on his cell phone! She's texting! He's sexting! And that guy brought a baby to a nine o'clock movie!,217000,TRUE,2,561,Homer Simpson,Theater,You're shushing me! This guy's on his cell phone! She's texting! He's sexting! And that guy brought a baby to a nine o'clock movie!,youre shushing me this guys on his cell phone shes texting hes sexting and that guy brought a baby to a nine oclock movie,24 +150684,539,52,"Raiders Dad: (LATINO) That's negative, man.",225000,TRUE,6448,561,Raiders Dad,Theater,"That's negative, man.",thats negative man,3 +150685,539,53,"Homer Simpson: What happened to the movies? First they got worse than TV, and now this!",227000,TRUE,2,561,Homer Simpson,Theater,"What happened to the movies? First they got worse than TV, and now this!",what happened to the movies first they got worse than tv and now this,14 +150686,539,54,Movie Audience: (SHOCKED GASP),227000,FALSE,3225,561,Movie Audience,Theater,NA,NA,NA +150687,539,55,(MOVIE THEATER - ALLEY: Ext. movie theater - alley - later),236000,FALSE,NA,4281,NA,MOVIE THEATER - ALLEY,NA,NA,NA +150688,539,56,Altar Boy Usher: (CASTRATO VOICE) And stay out!,236000,TRUE,6449,4281,Altar Boy Usher,MOVIE THEATER - ALLEY,And stay out!,and stay out,3 +150689,539,57,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - night),239000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150690,539,58,"Bart Simpson: Chins up, Homer. You don't need a theater to watch the movie. (SNEAKY) You just have to illegally download it.",239000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Chins up, Homer. You don't need a theater to watch the movie. You just have to illegally download it.",chins up homer you dont need a theater to watch the movie you just have to illegally download it,19 +150691,539,59,Homer Simpson: Illegally download it? Is that legal?,246000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Illegally download it? Is that legal?,illegally download it is that legal,6 +150692,539,60,Bart Simpson: Who knows? But it sure is easy. I'll walk you through it. All you have to do is--,248000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Who knows? But it sure is easy. I'll walk you through it. All you have to do is--,who knows but it sure is easy ill walk you through it all you have to do is--,18 +150693,539,61,"Serious Announcer: (QUICKLY) The FOX network forbids the broadcast of step-by-step instructions for illegally downloading copyrighted intellectual property. In the meantime, please enjoy this footage from Nascar's 2011 Martinsville Cup.",253000,TRUE,6450,5,Serious Announcer,Simpson Home,"The FOX network forbids the broadcast of step-by-step instructions for illegally downloading copyrighted intellectual property. In the meantime, please enjoy this footage from Nascar's 2011 Martinsville Cup.",the fox network forbids the broadcast of step-by-step instructions for illegally downloading copyrighted intellectual property in the meantime please enjoy this footage from nascars 2011 martinsville cup,27 +150694,539,62,"Homer Simpson: Wow, that was easy! All I had to do was click on--",266000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wow, that was easy! All I had to do was click on--",wow that was easy all i had to do was click on--,12 +150695,539,63,Bart Simpson: And play!,273000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,And play!,and play,2 +150696,539,64,"Homer Simpson: Bless you, boy. That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I can talk about with you in the room. How did you know how to do that?",279000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bless you, boy. That was the greatest thing I've seen on a computer that I can talk about with you in the room. How did you know how to do that?",bless you boy that was the greatest thing ive seen on a computer that i can talk about with you in the room how did you know how to do that,31 +150697,539,65,Bart Simpson: I'm under thirty.,287000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm under thirty.,im under thirty,3 +150698,539,66,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear power plant - break room - day),288000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +150699,539,67,"Homer Simpson: Guys, guys, I saw the Radioactive Man movie! Here's my ten favorite scenes from worst to best -- number ten: when what's his name did that stuff with those dudes. Number nine--",288000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Guys, guys, I saw the Radioactive Man movie! Here's my ten favorite scenes from worst to best -- number ten: when what's his name did that stuff with those dudes. Number nine--",guys guys i saw the radioactive man movie heres my ten favorite scenes from worst to best -- number ten when whats his name did that stuff with those dudes number nine--,32 +150808,539,176,"Death Metal Lead Singer: (A LA ""BREAKING THE LAW"") COPYRIGHT LAW / COPYRIGHT LAW (CONTINUES OVER THE FOLLOWING:)",864000,TRUE,6464,4282,Death Metal Lead Singer,SWEDISH CONSULATE,COPYRIGHT LAW / COPYRIGHT LAW,copyright law copyright law,4 +150700,539,68,"Carl Carlson: (CUTTING HIM OFF) Uh, Homer, that movie's been talked out. We're discussing the new James Bond flick.",296000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, Homer, that movie's been talked out. We're discussing the new James Bond flick.",uh homer that movies been talked out were discussing the new james bond flick,14 +150701,539,69,Lenny Leonard: I like that James Bond is ugly now.,300000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I like that James Bond is ugly now.,i like that james bond is ugly now,8 +150702,539,70,Carl Carlson: I like that he doesn't have any gadgets.,302000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I like that he doesn't have any gadgets.,i like that he doesnt have any gadgets,8 +150703,539,71,"Lenny Leonard: I like that he's not good at shooting, doesn't say funny quips, or do any James Bond stuff.",304000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I like that he's not good at shooting, doesn't say funny quips, or do any James Bond stuff.",i like that hes not good at shooting doesnt say funny quips or do any james bond stuff,18 +150704,539,72,Homer Simpson: Shut up shut up shut up!,308000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Shut up shut up shut up!,shut up shut up shut up,6 +150705,539,73,"Carl Carlson: Homer, go to the theater and see the movie.",310000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Homer, go to the theater and see the movie.",homer go to the theater and see the movie,9 +150706,539,74,Homer Simpson: (CONTEMPTUOUS) Theaters? All I need to see this movie is a laptop and a website based in a country that's really just an offshore oil platform. Care to join me?,311000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Theaters? All I need to see this movie is a laptop and a website based in a country that's really just an offshore oil platform. Care to join me?,theaters all i need to see this movie is a laptop and a website based in a country thats really just an offshore oil platform care to join me,29 +150707,539,75,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - TV ROOM - afternoon),325000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150708,539,76,Lenny Leonard: That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.,325000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,That was so much better than the cinema. It mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing.,that was so much better than the cinema it mixes the wonder of movie-going with the rush of stealing,19 +150709,539,77,"Carl Carlson: All we want is brand new, big budget entertainment in our homes for nothin'! Why doesn't Hollywood get that?",330000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,"All we want is brand new, big budget entertainment in our homes for nothin'! Why doesn't Hollywood get that?",all we want is brand new big budget entertainment in our homes for nothin why doesnt hollywood get that,19 +150710,539,78,"Homer Simpson: Gentlemen, I am inspired to create a theater for the people -- an experience free of all the nuisances and gouging of modern day movie-going!",337000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Gentlemen, I am inspired to create a theater for the people -- an experience free of all the nuisances and gouging of modern day movie-going!",gentlemen i am inspired to create a theater for the people -- an experience free of all the nuisances and gouging of modern day movie-going,25 +150711,539,79,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, no more jerks talking on their cell phones!",346000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, no more jerks talking on their cell phones!",yeah no more jerks talking on their cell phones,9 +150712,539,80,Lenny Leonard: No more jerks telling me not to talk on my cell phone!,349000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,No more jerks telling me not to talk on my cell phone!,no more jerks telling me not to talk on my cell phone,12 +150713,539,81,Homer Simpson: And best of all... we'll never have to sit through another annoying commercial again!,352000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And best of all... we'll never have to sit through another annoying commercial again!,and best of all well never have to sit through another annoying commercial again,14 +150714,539,82,"Homer Simpson: Welcome to ""Cinema Pirate-diso."" Tonight's movie is ""Life is Funny,"" directed by Judd Apatow. It's based on his life, starring his family, and adlibbed by his friends. So for the next three and a half hours, enjoy!",363000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Welcome to ""Cinema Pirate-diso."" Tonight's movie is ""Life is Funny,"" directed by Judd Apatow. It's based on his life, starring his family, and adlibbed by his friends. So for the next three and a half hours, enjoy!",welcome to cinema pirate-diso tonights movie is life is funny directed by judd apatow its based on his life starring his family and adlibbed by his friends so for the next three and a half hours enjoy,37 +150715,539,83,Paul Rudd: Did you just pass gas while we were making love?,380000,TRUE,6451,5,Paul Rudd,Simpson Home,Did you just pass gas while we were making love?,did you just pass gas while we were making love,10 +150716,539,84,Leslie Mann: You're the one who hired the Korean taco truck for our private school fundraiser!,384000,TRUE,6452,5,Leslie Mann,Simpson Home,You're the one who hired the Korean taco truck for our private school fundraiser!,youre the one who hired the korean taco truck for our private school fundraiser,14 +150717,539,85,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I live it, he writes it.",390000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I live it, he writes it.",i live it he writes it,6 +150718,539,86,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Well, what'd you think?",397000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, what'd you think?",well whatd you think,4 +150719,539,87,"Ned Flanders: We may be going to hell for seeing ""side bosom,"" but this backyard is a little slice of Heaven, all thanks to Homer Simpson!",399000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"We may be going to hell for seeing ""side bosom,"" but this backyard is a little slice of Heaven, all thanks to Homer Simpson!",we may be going to hell for seeing side bosom but this backyard is a little slice of heaven all thanks to homer simpson,24 +150720,539,88,Audience: (CHEERS),399000,FALSE,321,5,Audience,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150721,539,89,Marge Simpson: This is fun! And it was so nice of the movie company to let you show their film.,407000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This is fun! And it was so nice of the movie company to let you show their film.,this is fun and it was so nice of the movie company to let you show their film,18 +150722,539,90,"Homer Simpson: Let me? Uh, sweetheart, I downloaded it off the internet... (SUAVELY) illegally.",412000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Let me? Uh, sweetheart, I downloaded it off the internet... illegally.",let me uh sweetheart i downloaded it off the internet illegally,11 +150723,539,91,Marge Simpson: An illegal download? But Hollywood says stealing from Hollywood is wrong.,418000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,An illegal download? But Hollywood says stealing from Hollywood is wrong.,an illegal download but hollywood says stealing from hollywood is wrong,11 +150724,539,92,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) Why should a regular guy like me have to spend fifteen bucks a ticket so studios can pay huge salaries to the Air Buds and Ray Liottas of the world?,424000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Why should a regular guy like me have to spend fifteen bucks a ticket so studios can pay huge salaries to the Air Buds and Ray Liottas of the world?,why should a regular guy like me have to spend fifteen bucks a ticket so studios can pay huge salaries to the air buds and ray liottas of the world,30 +150725,539,93,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),424000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150726,539,94,"Marge Simpson: When I watched that pirated movie, I was stealing with my eyes. So I'm repaying the good people in Hollywood for the ticket I should have bought.",435000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"When I watched that pirated movie, I was stealing with my eyes. So I'm repaying the good people in Hollywood for the ticket I should have bought.",when i watched that pirated movie i was stealing with my eyes so im repaying the good people in hollywood for the ticket i should have bought,27 +150727,539,95,Marge Simpson: Now this money will end up in the hands of the talented people who make magic happen on the silver screen.,445000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Now this money will end up in the hands of the talented people who make magic happen on the silver screen.,now this money will end up in the hands of the talented people who make magic happen on the silver screen,21 +150728,539,96,"Sleazy Executive: (COKED-UP) Karen, get me the FBI! Karen!",464000,TRUE,6453,5,Sleazy Executive,Simpson Home,"Karen, get me the FBI! Karen!",karen get me the fbi karen,6 +150729,539,97,(F.B.I. Headquarters: EXT. fbi headquarters - day),479000,FALSE,NA,2614,NA,F.B.I. Headquarters,NA,NA,NA +150730,539,98,Deputy Director Gratman: You people joined this squad for one reason -- to fight movie pirates.,479000,TRUE,6454,2614,Deputy Director Gratman,F.B.I. Headquarters,You people joined this squad for one reason -- to fight movie pirates.,you people joined this squad for one reason -- to fight movie pirates,13 +150731,539,99,Fbi Agent: I wanted to catch serial killers.,484000,TRUE,3927,2614,Fbi Agent,F.B.I. Headquarters,I wanted to catch serial killers.,i wanted to catch serial killers,6 +150732,539,100,"Deputy Director Gratman: (MOCKING) ""I wanted to get serial killers.""",486000,TRUE,6454,2614,Deputy Director Gratman,F.B.I. Headquarters,I wanted to get serial killers.,i wanted to get serial killers,6 +150733,539,101,"Deputy Director Gratman: From now on, you will lay down your lives to protect America's chick flicks, buddy comedies, and steady stream of animated misfires.",486000,TRUE,6454,2614,Deputy Director Gratman,F.B.I. Headquarters,"From now on, you will lay down your lives to protect America's chick flicks, buddy comedies, and steady stream of animated misfires.",from now on you will lay down your lives to protect americas chick flicks buddy comedies and steady stream of animated misfires,22 +150734,539,102,"Young Fbi Agent: Sir, you have to see this.",495000,TRUE,6455,2614,Young Fbi Agent,F.B.I. Headquarters,"Sir, you have to see this.",sir you have to see this,6 +150735,539,103,"Deputy Director Gratman: (SKIMMING) ""... took it off the web... watched for free... never pay for a movie again...!""",498000,TRUE,6454,2614,Deputy Director Gratman,F.B.I. Headquarters,... took it off the web... watched for free... never pay for a movie again...!,took it off the web watched for free never pay for a movie again,14 +150736,539,104,"Deputy Director Gratman: Men, set your guns on ""kill."" We're going after Homer Simpson.",503000,TRUE,6454,2614,Deputy Director Gratman,F.B.I. Headquarters,"Men, set your guns on ""kill."" We're going after Homer Simpson.",men set your guns on kill were going after homer simpson,11 +150737,539,105,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - evening),508000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150738,539,106,"Homer Simpson: I now present, direct from the computer of an angry editor at a special effects house, ""Cosmic Wars Episode Seven"".",508000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I now present, direct from the computer of an angry editor at a special effects house, ""Cosmic Wars Episode Seven"".",i now present direct from the computer of an angry editor at a special effects house cosmic wars episode seven,20 +150739,539,107,Crowd: (CHEERS),508000,FALSE,75,5,Crowd,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150740,539,108,Sideshow Mel: My childhood has been un-ruined!,528000,TRUE,699,5,Sideshow Mel,Simpson Home,My childhood has been un-ruined!,my childhood has been un-ruined,5 +150741,539,109,"Deputy Director Gratman: (TO CROWD) Listen up, seat meat! You are all in violation of Title Seventeen of the US Copyright Code.",543000,TRUE,6454,5,Deputy Director Gratman,Simpson Home,"Listen up, seat meat! You are all in violation of Title Seventeen of the US Copyright Code.",listen up seat meat you are all in violation of title seventeen of the us copyright code,17 +150742,539,110,Crowd: (SHOCKED GASP),543000,FALSE,75,5,Crowd,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150743,539,111,"Chief Wiggum: Easy there, hotshot. All the people are doing is watchin' a movie.",549000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Easy there, hotshot. All the people are doing is watchin' a movie.",easy there hotshot all the people are doing is watchin a movie,12 +150744,539,112,"Chief Wiggum: Ow, ow, ow! I'm-I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin!",553000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Ow, ow, ow! I'm-I'm not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin!",ow ow ow im-im not wearing an undershirt and my badge is poking into my skin,16 +150745,539,113,Marge Simpson: What's going on here? Is there a fondler in the neighborhood?,559000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What's going on here? Is there a fondler in the neighborhood?,whats going on here is there a fondler in the neighborhood,11 +150746,539,114,Deputy Director Gratman: I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation -- Homer Simpson!,563000,TRUE,6454,5,Deputy Director Gratman,Simpson Home,I'm here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation -- Homer Simpson!,im here to arrest and hopefully stage the prison suicide of the mastermind of this operation -- homer simpson,19 +150747,539,115,"Homer Simpson: (FLATTERED) Ooo, mastermind.",569000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooo, mastermind.",ooo mastermind,2 +150809,539,177,Lisa Simpson: (DISBELIEF) You like this?,866000,TRUE,9,4282,Lisa Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,You like this?,you like this,3 +150748,539,116,"Deputy Director Gratman: We got our man, thanks to a tip from a heroic American snitch.",571000,TRUE,6454,5,Deputy Director Gratman,Simpson Home,"We got our man, thanks to a tip from a heroic American snitch.",we got our man thanks to a tip from a heroic american snitch,13 +150749,539,117,Homer Simpson: One of you turned me in? Who was it?,576000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,One of you turned me in? Who was it?,one of you turned me in who was it,9 +150750,539,118,Homer Simpson: You!,581000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You!,you,1 +150751,539,119,"Homer Simpson: Superintendent Chalmers, you never forgave me for that time we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau!",584000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Superintendent Chalmers, you never forgave me for that time we wore the same Hawaiian shirt to that luau!",superintendent chalmers you never forgave me for that time we wore the same hawaiian shirt to that luau,18 +150752,539,120,Lisa Simpson: They're gonna take Dad! We gotta do something!,591000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,They're gonna take Dad! We gotta do something!,theyre gonna take dad we gotta do something,8 +150753,539,121,Bart Simpson: (GETTING IDEA) I'm on it.,593000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm on it.,im on it,3 +150754,539,122,Fbi Trooper #1: (SCREAMS) Copyrighted material!,600000,TRUE,6456,5,Fbi Trooper #1,Simpson Home,Copyrighted material!,copyrighted material,2 +150755,539,123,Fbi Trooper #2: Don't look at it!,604000,TRUE,6457,5,Fbi Trooper #2,Simpson Home,Don't look at it!,dont look at it,4 +150756,539,124,Fbi Trooper #3: Someone sell me a ticket!,605000,TRUE,6458,5,Fbi Trooper #3,Simpson Home,Someone sell me a ticket!,someone sell me a ticket,5 +150757,539,125,Deputy Director Gratman: Ear plugs in! Blinders on! We trained for this!,607000,TRUE,6454,5,Deputy Director Gratman,Simpson Home,Ear plugs in! Blinders on! We trained for this!,ear plugs in blinders on we trained for this,9 +150758,539,126,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED CLIMBING NOISES),607000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150759,539,127,"Deputy Director Gratman: From now on, the only place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail.",627000,TRUE,6454,5,Deputy Director Gratman,Simpson Home,"From now on, the only place you'll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail.",from now on the only place youll be watching movies without having to buy a ticket is jail,18 +150760,539,128,"Homer Simpson: Baby, promise me you'll find out who turned me in!",633000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Baby, promise me you'll find out who turned me in!",baby promise me youll find out who turned me in,10 +150761,539,129,Marge Simpson: (GUILTY NOISE),633000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150762,539,130,Homer Simpson: It's probably someone I would never suspect! Never suspect!,641000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's probably someone I would never suspect! Never suspect!,its probably someone i would never suspect never suspect,9 +150763,539,131,Marge Simpson: (GUILTIER NOISE),641000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150764,539,132,Homer Simpson: Your moans of sympathy are all I have!,646000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Your moans of sympathy are all I have!,your moans of sympathy are all i have,8 +150765,539,133,Marge Simpson: (GUILTIEST-ILTIEST NOISE),646000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150766,539,134,Homer Simpson: Whoever did this will be haunted by unbearable guilt forever!,651000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Whoever did this will be haunted by unbearable guilt forever!,whoever did this will be haunted by unbearable guilt forever,10 +150767,539,135,Homer Simpson: Forever!,657000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Forever!,forever,1 +150768,539,136,(Highway: ext. highway - night - establishing),665000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +150769,539,137,(Prison Bus: int. prison bus - continuous),665000,FALSE,NA,1049,NA,Prison Bus,NA,NA,NA +150770,539,138,Homer Simpson: (TIMID) What are you guys in for?,665000,TRUE,2,1049,Homer Simpson,Prison Bus,What are you guys in for?,what are you guys in for,6 +150771,539,139,Criminal #1: Bank robbery.,667000,TRUE,6459,1049,Criminal #1,Prison Bus,Bank robbery.,bank robbery,2 +150772,539,140,Criminal #2: Drug trafficking. What about you?,668000,TRUE,6460,1049,Criminal #2,Prison Bus,Drug trafficking. What about you?,drug trafficking what about you,5 +150773,539,141,Homer Simpson: (MEEKLY) Movie piracy.,671000,TRUE,2,1049,Homer Simpson,Prison Bus,Movie piracy.,movie piracy,2 +150774,539,142,Criminals: (GASP),671000,FALSE,6461,1049,Criminals,Prison Bus,NA,NA,NA +150775,539,143,Criminal #1: People in show business work hard to make those movies!,673000,TRUE,6459,1049,Criminal #1,Prison Bus,People in show business work hard to make those movies!,people in show business work hard to make those movies,10 +150776,539,144,Criminal #2: My media stocks under-performed because of people like you!,676000,TRUE,6460,1049,Criminal #2,Prison Bus,My media stocks under-performed because of people like you!,my media stocks under-performed because of people like you,9 +150777,539,145,"Criminal #3: (BUILDING, COLD FURY) My brother lost his job as a grip on a movie set because of piracy. He had to sell his jet ski. A grip without a jet ski ain't no grip at all!",681000,TRUE,6462,1049,Criminal #3,Prison Bus,My brother lost his job as a grip on a movie set because of piracy. He had to sell his jet ski. A grip without a jet ski ain't no grip at all!,my brother lost his job as a grip on a movie set because of piracy he had to sell his jet ski a grip without a jet ski aint no grip at all,33 +150778,539,146,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),681000,FALSE,2,1049,Homer Simpson,Prison Bus,NA,NA,NA +150779,539,147,Criminal #2: You're about to find out what we do to copyright infringers.,694000,TRUE,6460,1049,Criminal #2,Prison Bus,You're about to find out what we do to copyright infringers.,youre about to find out what we do to copyright infringers,11 +150780,539,148,(Highway: ext. highway - continuous),713000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +150781,539,149,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE),713000,FALSE,2,238,Homer Simpson,Highway,NA,NA,NA +150782,539,150,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,713000,TRUE,2,238,Homer Simpson,Highway,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +150783,539,151,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DINING ROOM - NIGHT),741000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150784,539,152,Lisa Simpson: It's almost like having Dad here. Only with less growling when I go near his food.,741000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It's almost like having Dad here. Only with less growling when I go near his food.,its almost like having dad here only with less growling when i go near his food,16 +150785,539,153,Bart Simpson: I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. Lousy rat.,745000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I just want to know who dropped the dime on Dad. Lousy rat.,i just want to know who dropped the dime on dad lousy rat,13 +150786,539,154,Marge Simpson: Maybe the person that turned your father in thought they were doing the right thing.,749000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe the person that turned your father in thought they were doing the right thing.,maybe the person that turned your father in thought they were doing the right thing,15 +150787,539,155,Bart Simpson: Homer just pirated a movie. It's not the worst thing Dad ever did. It's not even the worst kind of pirate Dad's ever been.,754000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer just pirated a movie. It's not the worst thing Dad ever did. It's not even the worst kind of pirate Dad's ever been.,homer just pirated a movie its not the worst thing dad ever did its not even the worst kind of pirate dads ever been,24 +150788,539,156,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, tell your brother that stealing is wrong, no matter what.",761000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, tell your brother that stealing is wrong, no matter what.",lisa tell your brother that stealing is wrong no matter what,11 +150789,539,157,Lisa Simpson: I don't know. It wasn't like Dad was stealing for himself. He created this wonderful experience for the whole town. I just can't imagine anyone turning him in.,764000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know. It wasn't like Dad was stealing for himself. He created this wonderful experience for the whole town. I just can't imagine anyone turning him in.,i dont know it wasnt like dad was stealing for himself he created this wonderful experience for the whole town i just cant imagine anyone turning him in,28 +150790,539,158,Lisa Simpson: Dad! Dad! You're back! You're back! (ETC.),778000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Dad! Dad! You're back! You're back!,dad dad youre back youre back,6 +150791,539,159,Marge Simpson: Homer! What are you doing out of prison? You have to go back and give yourself up.,781000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer! What are you doing out of prison? You have to go back and give yourself up.,homer what are you doing out of prison you have to go back and give yourself up,17 +150792,539,160,"Homer Simpson: I can't go back to jail! There's no shampoo, just soap!",786000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I can't go back to jail! There's no shampoo, just soap!",i cant go back to jail theres no shampoo just soap,11 +150793,539,161,"Lisa Simpson: Wait, I know one place in Springfield that doesn't care about internet piracy laws.",791000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait, I know one place in Springfield that doesn't care about internet piracy laws.",wait i know one place in springfield that doesnt care about internet piracy laws,14 +150794,539,162,(SWEDISH CONSULATE: ext. swedish consulate - day),800000,FALSE,NA,4282,NA,SWEDISH CONSULATE,NA,NA,NA +150795,539,163,Lisa Simpson: Thanks for taking us in. Our family always appreciates asylum.,800000,TRUE,9,4282,Lisa Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,Thanks for taking us in. Our family always appreciates asylum.,thanks for taking us in our family always appreciates asylum,10 +150796,539,164,Gottfrid: (CHUCKLES) This consulate is like being on Swedish soil. You're as safe here as you would be in the Skatteskrapan.,804000,TRUE,6463,4282,Gottfrid,SWEDISH CONSULATE,This consulate is like being on Swedish soil. You're as safe here as you would be in the Skatteskrapan.,this consulate is like being on swedish soil youre as safe here as you would be in the skatteskrapan,19 +150797,539,165,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED WHISTLE),804000,FALSE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,NA,NA,NA +150798,539,166,Marge Simpson: Your country doesn't think illegally downloaded movies is wrong.,812000,TRUE,1,4282,Marge Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,Your country doesn't think illegally downloaded movies is wrong.,your country doesnt think illegally downloaded movies is wrong,9 +150799,539,167,Lisa Simpson: (TO MARGE) The people of Sweden believe all movies should be shared freely.,816000,TRUE,9,4282,Lisa Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,The people of Sweden believe all movies should be shared freely.,the people of sweden believe all movies should be shared freely,11 +150800,539,168,Marge Simpson: How is that not stealing?,819000,TRUE,1,4282,Marge Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,How is that not stealing?,how is that not stealing,5 +150801,539,169,Gottfrid: Bah! Your Hollywood studios are the real thieves -- claiming all their hit movies have lost money. I spit on their bookkeeping!,822000,TRUE,6463,4282,Gottfrid,SWEDISH CONSULATE,Bah! Your Hollywood studios are the real thieves -- claiming all their hit movies have lost money. I spit on their bookkeeping!,bah your hollywood studios are the real thieves -- claiming all their hit movies have lost money i spit on their bookkeeping,22 +150802,539,170,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to ""Taken"" where the ""Hangover"" guys get taken and the only ones that can rescue them is ""Fast and Furious.""",830000,TRUE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,"Yeah, and why don't they make a sequel to ""Taken"" where the ""Hangover"" guys get taken and the only ones that can rescue them is ""Fast and Furious.""",yeah and why dont they make a sequel to taken where the hangover guys get taken and the only ones that can rescue them is fast and furious,28 +150803,539,171,"Bart Simpson: Oh man, I would love to pirate that.",838000,TRUE,8,4282,Bart Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,"Oh man, I would love to pirate that.",oh man i would love to pirate that,8 +150804,539,172,Gottfrid: (SAGELY) As would the proud people of Sweden.,841000,TRUE,6463,4282,Gottfrid,SWEDISH CONSULATE,As would the proud people of Sweden.,as would the proud people of sweden,7 +150805,539,173,Lisa Simpson: They've found us!,850000,TRUE,9,4282,Lisa Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,They've found us!,theyve found us,3 +150806,539,174,Deputy Director Gratman: There's only one surefire way to get fugitives out of a foreign building: blasting death metal.,852000,TRUE,6454,4282,Deputy Director Gratman,SWEDISH CONSULATE,There's only one surefire way to get fugitives out of a foreign building: blasting death metal.,theres only one surefire way to get fugitives out of a foreign building blasting death metal,16 +150807,539,175,"Death Metal Lead Singer: (A LA ""BREAKING THE LAW"") RESPECTIN' THE LAW / RESPECTIN' THE LAW / COPYRIGHT LAW / COPYRIGHT LAW",858000,TRUE,6464,4282,Death Metal Lead Singer,SWEDISH CONSULATE,RESPECTIN' THE LAW / RESPECTIN' THE LAW / COPYRIGHT LAW / COPYRIGHT LAW,respectin the law respectin the law copyright law copyright law,10 +150810,539,178,Gottfrid: (CHUCKLES) Swedes love death metal. It reminds us of death.,869000,TRUE,6463,4282,Gottfrid,SWEDISH CONSULATE,Swedes love death metal. It reminds us of death.,swedes love death metal it reminds us of death,9 +150811,539,179,Deputy Director Gratman: Damn those peace prize-giving fish-smokers!,874000,TRUE,6454,4282,Deputy Director Gratman,SWEDISH CONSULATE,Damn those peace prize-giving fish-smokers!,damn those peace prize-giving fish-smokers,5 +150812,539,180,Marge Simpson: I'm so tired of being trapped in this embassy.,880000,TRUE,1,4282,Marge Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,I'm so tired of being trapped in this embassy.,im so tired of being trapped in this embassy,9 +150813,539,181,Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Consulate.,883000,TRUE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,Consulate.,consulate,1 +150814,539,182,"Homer Simpson: (HELPFUL) Consulates are regional offices, which serve the embassy in the capital.",885000,TRUE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,"Consulates are regional offices, which serve the embassy in the capital.",consulates are regional offices which serve the embassy in the capital,11 +150815,539,183,Homer Simpson: Thank you so much for sticking with me through all this. You're the greatest wife in the world.,890000,TRUE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,Thank you so much for sticking with me through all this. You're the greatest wife in the world.,thank you so much for sticking with me through all this youre the greatest wife in the world,18 +150816,539,184,Marge Simpson: It was me! I was the one who told the FBI.,897000,TRUE,1,4282,Marge Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,It was me! I was the one who told the FBI.,it was me i was the one who told the fbi,11 +150817,539,185,Homer Simpson: You? How could you? You're my own flesh and blood!,903000,TRUE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,You? How could you? You're my own flesh and blood!,you how could you youre my own flesh and blood,10 +150818,539,186,Marge Simpson: I was just trying to do the right thing! Who would have thought the authorities would use a confession against me?,907000,TRUE,1,4282,Marge Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,I was just trying to do the right thing! Who would have thought the authorities would use a confession against me?,i was just trying to do the right thing who would have thought the authorities would use a confession against me,21 +150819,539,187,"Homer Simpson: Have you forgotten what you promised at our wedding -- to love and cherish, to aid and abet?",914000,TRUE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,"Have you forgotten what you promised at our wedding -- to love and cherish, to aid and abet?",have you forgotten what you promised at our wedding -- to love and cherish to aid and abet,18 +150820,539,188,Marge Simpson: I never wanted to say funny vows!,921000,TRUE,1,4282,Marge Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,I never wanted to say funny vows!,i never wanted to say funny vows,7 +150821,539,189,Homer Simpson: Well you did. And they got laughs. Solid laughs.,923000,TRUE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,Well you did. And they got laughs. Solid laughs.,well you did and they got laughs solid laughs,9 +150822,539,190,"Marge Simpson: I didn't mean for this to happen, but... (SMALL) you were stealing.",927000,TRUE,1,4282,Marge Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,"I didn't mean for this to happen, but... you were stealing.",i didnt mean for this to happen but you were stealing,11 +150823,539,191,Homer Simpson: All I ever had was you looking out for me. I've got nothin' now.,931000,TRUE,2,4282,Homer Simpson,SWEDISH CONSULATE,All I ever had was you looking out for me. I've got nothin' now.,all i ever had was you looking out for me ive got nothin now,14 +150824,539,192,(Federal Courthouse: ext. federal courthouse - day - establishing),967000,FALSE,NA,4283,NA,Federal Courthouse,NA,NA,NA +150825,539,193,(Courtroom: int. courtroom - continuous),967000,FALSE,NA,194,NA,Courtroom,NA,NA,NA +150826,539,194,Bailiff: All rise in the matter of The People Versus Homer Simpson.,967000,TRUE,350,194,Bailiff,Courtroom,All rise in the matter of The People Versus Homer Simpson.,all rise in the matter of the people versus homer simpson,11 +150827,539,195,(Court: int. court - later),967000,FALSE,NA,2196,NA,Court,NA,NA,NA +150828,539,196,Bailiff: All rise in the matter of the People versus Homer Simpson!,967000,TRUE,350,2196,Bailiff,Court,All rise in the matter of the People versus Homer Simpson!,all rise in the matter of the people versus homer simpson,11 +150829,539,197,"Blue-Haired Lawyer: The people call Hollywood ultra-producer, Judd Apatow.",970000,TRUE,351,2196,Blue-Haired Lawyer,Court,"The people call Hollywood ultra-producer, Judd Apatow.",the people call hollywood ultra-producer judd apatow,7 +150830,539,198,"Judd Apatow: Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. Art created by writers, directors, and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples.",974000,TRUE,6465,2196,Judd Apatow,Court,"Homer Simpson is an enemy of art. Art created by writers, directors, and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples.",homer simpson is an enemy of art art created by writers directors and the guy who uses a computer to erase or enhance nipples,24 +150831,539,199,"Judd Apatow: And not just the people who dream for a living, but the people who depend on us. The spin class instructors, the personal rabbis, Seth Rogen.",982000,TRUE,6465,2196,Judd Apatow,Court,"And not just the people who dream for a living, but the people who depend on us. The spin class instructors, the personal rabbis, Seth Rogen.",and not just the people who dream for a living but the people who depend on us the spin class instructors the personal rabbis seth rogen,26 +150832,539,200,"SETH ROGEN: (STONER LAUGH CRYING, THEN) It's true, I need him.",995000,TRUE,6466,2196,SETH ROGEN,Court,"It's true, I need him.",its true i need him,5 +150833,539,201,"Judd Apatow: (TEARING UP) I saw a bootleg DVD of ""The 40 Year Old Virgin"" for sale at a carwash... they left off my director's commentary! It didn't even have a blooper reel!",997000,TRUE,6465,2196,Judd Apatow,Court,"I saw a bootleg DVD of ""The 40 Year Old Virgin"" for sale at a carwash... they left off my director's commentary! It didn't even have a blooper reel!",i saw a bootleg dvd of the 40 year old virgin for sale at a carwash they left off my directors commentary it didnt even have a blooper reel,29 +150834,539,202,Producers: (SYMPATHETIC NOISES),997000,FALSE,6467,2196,Producers,Court,NA,NA,NA +150835,539,203,(Federal Courthouse: ext. federal courthouse - ESTABLISHING - later),1009000,FALSE,NA,4283,NA,Federal Courthouse,NA,NA,NA +150836,539,204,(FEDERAL COURTROOM: INT. FEDERAL COURTROOM - CONTINUOUS),1009000,FALSE,NA,4284,NA,FEDERAL COURTROOM,NA,NA,NA +150888,539,256,Bart Simpson: So... everyone's a pirate?,1244000,TRUE,8,328,Bart Simpson,Movie Theater,So... everyone's a pirate?,so everyones a pirate,4 +150837,539,205,"Federal Judge: Homer Simpson, you have been found guilty of illegal reproduction and distribution of copyrighted material. Before sentencing, do you have anything to say for yourself?",1009000,TRUE,6468,4284,Federal Judge,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"Homer Simpson, you have been found guilty of illegal reproduction and distribution of copyrighted material. Before sentencing, do you have anything to say for yourself?",homer simpson you have been found guilty of illegal reproduction and distribution of copyrighted material before sentencing do you have anything to say for yourself,25 +150838,539,206,Homer Simpson: (POUTY) No.,1017000,TRUE,2,4284,Homer Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,No.,no,1 +150839,539,207,"Marge Simpson: Homer, tell them your side of the story. I know I hurt you, but please trust me now. It'll work.",1017000,TRUE,1,4284,Marge Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"Homer, tell them your side of the story. I know I hurt you, but please trust me now. It'll work.",homer tell them your side of the story i know i hurt you but please trust me now itll work,20 +150840,539,208,"Homer Simpson: You know what, Judge Apatow... I do have something to say. These movie people may say I'm a pirate. But I'm just a man. A man who loved Hollywood too much. So I made my own rules, and fought the big guys who tried to destroy my way of life.",1026000,TRUE,2,4284,Homer Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"You know what, Judge Apatow... I do have something to say. These movie people may say I'm a pirate. But I'm just a man. A man who loved Hollywood too much. So I made my own rules, and fought the big guys who tried to destroy my way of life.",you know what judge apatow i do have something to say these movie people may say im a pirate but im just a man a man who loved hollywood too much so i made my own rules and fought the big guys who tried to destroy my way of life,50 +150841,539,209,Producer #1: He doesn't sound like a villain.,1043000,TRUE,6469,4284,Producer #1,FEDERAL COURTROOM,He doesn't sound like a villain.,he doesnt sound like a villain,6 +150842,539,210,Producer #2: He sounds like a classic underdog.,1045000,TRUE,6470,4284,Producer #2,FEDERAL COURTROOM,He sounds like a classic underdog.,he sounds like a classic underdog,6 +150843,539,211,Producer #3: He's the unlikeliest of heroes!,1046000,TRUE,6471,4284,Producer #3,FEDERAL COURTROOM,He's the unlikeliest of heroes!,hes the unlikeliest of heroes,5 +150844,539,212,Producer #4: But where's the love story?,1048000,TRUE,6472,4284,Producer #4,FEDERAL COURTROOM,But where's the love story?,but wheres the love story,5 +150845,539,213,Homer Simpson: At first my wife didn't believe in me. Maybe we forgot why we fell in love in the first place.,1050000,TRUE,2,4284,Homer Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,At first my wife didn't believe in me. Maybe we forgot why we fell in love in the first place.,at first my wife didnt believe in me maybe we forgot why we fell in love in the first place,20 +150846,539,214,"Homer Simpson: But when times seemed darkest, one minute ago, she was there, and gave me the strength and courage to fight for what I believe in.",1055000,TRUE,2,4284,Homer Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"But when times seemed darkest, one minute ago, she was there, and gave me the strength and courage to fight for what I believe in.",but when times seemed darkest one minute ago she was there and gave me the strength and courage to fight for what i believe in,25 +150847,539,215,Producer #2: He's a downloading David versus a greedy Goliath!,1065000,TRUE,6470,4284,Producer #2,FEDERAL COURTROOM,He's a downloading David versus a greedy Goliath!,hes a downloading david versus a greedy goliath,8 +150848,539,216,Producer #1: An Erin Brockovich -- but with more cleavage!,1068000,TRUE,6469,4284,Producer #1,FEDERAL COURTROOM,An Erin Brockovich -- but with more cleavage!,an erin brockovich -- but with more cleavage,8 +150849,539,217,"Producer #3: (CHECKING MYPAD) Two, three, good lord.",1071000,TRUE,6471,4284,Producer #3,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"Two, three, good lord.",two three good lord,4 +150850,539,218,Producer #3: He's hitting all four quadrants!,1071000,TRUE,6471,4284,Producer #3,FEDERAL COURTROOM,He's hitting all four quadrants!,hes hitting all four quadrants,5 +150851,539,219,"Homer Simpson: One family, against all odds, took on the system... and lost.",1075000,TRUE,2,4284,Homer Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"One family, against all odds, took on the system... and lost.",one family against all odds took on the system and lost,11 +150852,539,220,"Producer #1: Mr. Simpson, I'd like to buy the rights to make a movie based on your true story.",1082000,TRUE,6469,4284,Producer #1,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"Mr. Simpson, I'd like to buy the rights to make a movie based on your true story.",mr simpson id like to buy the rights to make a movie based on your true story,17 +150853,539,221,Judd Apatow: I'm attached as executive producer! Attached! Attached!,1086000,TRUE,6465,4284,Judd Apatow,FEDERAL COURTROOM,I'm attached as executive producer! Attached! Attached!,im attached as executive producer attached attached,7 +150854,539,222,Producer #3: One movie? We envision a trilogy.,1089000,TRUE,6471,4284,Producer #3,FEDERAL COURTROOM,One movie? We envision a trilogy.,one movie we envision a trilogy,6 +150855,539,223,Producer #4: (ON PHONE) Will Smith's family wants to play your family.,1092000,TRUE,6472,4284,Producer #4,FEDERAL COURTROOM,Will Smith's family wants to play your family.,will smiths family wants to play your family,8 +150856,539,224,Bart Simpson: I'd be Jaden!,1092000,TRUE,8,4284,Bart Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,I'd be Jaden!,id be jaden,3 +150857,539,225,Producers: (CLAMORING NOISES),1092000,FALSE,6467,4284,Producers,FEDERAL COURTROOM,NA,NA,NA +150858,539,226,"Judd Apatow: On behalf of Hollywood, we are dropping all charges.",1098000,TRUE,6465,4284,Judd Apatow,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"On behalf of Hollywood, we are dropping all charges.",on behalf of hollywood we are dropping all charges,9 +150859,539,227,Lisa Simpson: These people hate my dad. How can they want to make a movie about him?,1103000,TRUE,9,4284,Lisa Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,These people hate my dad. How can they want to make a movie about him?,these people hate my dad how can they want to make a movie about him,15 +150860,539,228,"Deputy Director Gratman: Hollywood may be run by big corporations trying to squash people, but they make movies about people standing up to big corporations trying to squash them... and winning.",1107000,TRUE,6454,4284,Deputy Director Gratman,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"Hollywood may be run by big corporations trying to squash people, but they make movies about people standing up to big corporations trying to squash them... and winning.",hollywood may be run by big corporations trying to squash people but they make movies about people standing up to big corporations trying to squash them and winning,28 +150889,539,257,Lisa Simpson: And the worst one of all is--,1247000,TRUE,9,328,Lisa Simpson,Movie Theater,And the worst one of all is--,and the worst one of all is--,7 +150861,539,229,Homer Simpson: I'll sign with whoever can convince Channing Tatum to gain the most weight to play me.,1116000,TRUE,2,4284,Homer Simpson,FEDERAL COURTROOM,I'll sign with whoever can convince Channing Tatum to gain the most weight to play me.,ill sign with whoever can convince channing tatum to gain the most weight to play me,16 +150862,539,230,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BACKYARD - DAY),1128000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150863,539,231,Springfielders: Surprise!,1128000,TRUE,3163,5,Springfielders,Simpson Home,Surprise!,surprise,1 +150864,539,232,Homer Simpson: What the hell is all this?!,1131000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the hell is all this?!,what the hell is all this,6 +150865,539,233,Lenny Leonard: We're so excited about your movie that we're having a special screening.,1133000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,We're so excited about your movie that we're having a special screening.,were so excited about your movie that were having a special screening,12 +150866,539,234,Marge Simpson: But the movie isn't in theaters till next week.,1136000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But the movie isn't in theaters till next week.,but the movie isnt in theaters till next week,9 +150867,539,235,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, we ripped a version off Bootleg Bay just like you taught us.",1138000,TRUE,170,5,Carl Carlson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, we ripped a version off Bootleg Bay just like you taught us.",yeah we ripped a version off bootleg bay just like you taught us,13 +150868,539,236,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: It's still got time code on it, but otherwise, it's a clean copy. (CHUCKLES)",1142000,TRUE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,"It's still got time code on it, but otherwise, it's a clean copy.",its still got time code on it but otherwise its a clean copy,13 +150869,539,237,Homer Simpson: (REALIZING) You're pirating my movie?,1147000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You're pirating my movie?,youre pirating my movie,4 +150870,539,238,Homer Simpson: The hell you are! Piracy is stealing! You're taking money out of my family's mouths.,1149000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The hell you are! Piracy is stealing! You're taking money out of my family's mouths.,the hell you are piracy is stealing youre taking money out of my familys mouths,15 +150871,539,239,Springfielders: (SHOCKED NOISE),1149000,FALSE,3163,5,Springfielders,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150872,539,240,"Comic Book Guy: But the movie is, it's about you pirating movies.",1157000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,"But the movie is, it's about you pirating movies.",but the movie is its about you pirating movies,9 +150873,539,241,"Homer Simpson: Oh that's Hollywood fantasy. We live in the real world, where I have something called (POINTING AT DIFFERENT SPRINGFIELDERS) ""prof-it par-ti-ci-pa-tion"".",1160000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh that's Hollywood fantasy. We live in the real world, where I have something called ""prof-it par-ti-ci-pa-tion"".",oh thats hollywood fantasy we live in the real world where i have something called prof-it par-ti-ci-pa-tion,17 +150874,539,242,"Raiders Dad: That's negative, man.",1168000,TRUE,6448,5,Raiders Dad,Simpson Home,"That's negative, man.",thats negative man,3 +150875,539,243,Marge Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED) Homie...,1170000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie...,homie,1 +150876,539,244,Homer Simpson: Now all of you go see my movie in the theater the day it opens! No bargain matinees!,1172000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Now all of you go see my movie in the theater the day it opens! No bargain matinees!,now all of you go see my movie in the theater the day it opens no bargain matinees,18 +150877,539,245,Homer Simpson: And tell your friends it was great! Buy the stuff they advertise in the commercials before it.,1179000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And tell your friends it was great! Buy the stuff they advertise in the commercials before it.,and tell your friends it was great buy the stuff they advertise in the commercials before it,17 +150878,539,246,Homer Simpson: Homer in the movie wears Ask Body Spray and so should you. (CALLING AFTER THEM) Don't ask! Do smell!,1184000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer in the movie wears Ask Body Spray and so should you. Don't ask! Do smell!,homer in the movie wears ask body spray and so should you dont ask do smell,16 +150879,539,247,"Marge Simpson: Homie, do you really think you should be--",1191000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, do you really think you should be--",homie do you really think you should be--,8 +150880,539,248,Homer Simpson: Up bup bup bup bup! What have we learned about not blindly supporting our husband?,1191000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Up bup bup bup bup! What have we learned about not blindly supporting our husband?,up bup bup bup bup what have we learned about not blindly supporting our husband,15 +150881,539,249,Marge Simpson: (DEFIANT) Ask Body Spray!,1197000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Ask Body Spray!,ask body spray,3 +150882,539,250,(Movie Theater: ext. movie theater - establishing),1222000,FALSE,NA,328,NA,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +150883,539,251,"Channing Tatum: (AS HOMER) But then when times seemed darkest, she was there, and gave me the strength and courage to fight for what I believe in.",1222000,TRUE,6473,328,Channing Tatum,Movie Theater,"But then when times seemed darkest, she was there, and gave me the strength and courage to fight for what I believe in.",but then when times seemed darkest she was there and gave me the strength and courage to fight for what i believe in,23 +150884,539,252,"Paul Rudd: (AS JUDD APATOW) On behalf of Hollywood, we're dropping all charges.",1222000,TRUE,6451,328,Paul Rudd,Movie Theater,"On behalf of Hollywood, we're dropping all charges.",on behalf of hollywood were dropping all charges,8 +150885,539,253,Bailiff: (GOOFY LAUGH),1222000,FALSE,350,328,Bailiff,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +150886,539,254,"Bart Simpson: So what do you think, Lis? Who are the good guys here, the media companies or the internet freedom guys?",1232000,TRUE,8,328,Bart Simpson,Movie Theater,"So what do you think, Lis? Who are the good guys here, the media companies or the internet freedom guys?",so what do you think lis who are the good guys here the media companies or the internet freedom guys,20 +150887,539,255,"Lisa Simpson: Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal as much money as they can.",1238000,TRUE,9,328,Lisa Simpson,Movie Theater,"Well, both groups claim their intentions are noble, but at the end of the day, they're both trying to steal as much money as they can.",well both groups claim their intentions are noble but at the end of the day theyre both trying to steal as much money as they can,26 +150890,540,0,(Sky: ext. sky - comic book - day),81000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +150891,540,1,"GRIM ANNOUNCER: High above Zenith City, Radioactive Man keeps a lonely vigil.",81000,TRUE,6474,755,GRIM ANNOUNCER,Sky,"High above Zenith City, Radioactive Man keeps a lonely vigil.",high above zenith city radioactive man keeps a lonely vigil,10 +150892,540,2,Radioactive Man's Thoughts: All seems quiet. Maybe I'll fly to China and get some takeout.,85000,TRUE,6475,755,Radioactive Man's Thoughts,Sky,All seems quiet. Maybe I'll fly to China and get some takeout.,all seems quiet maybe ill fly to china and get some takeout,12 +150893,540,3,"Radioactive Man: (STUNNED) A Sky Tweet from Commissioner Sweeney! (HEROIC) This looks like a job for ""at-Radioactiveman-underscore-oh-one""!",88000,TRUE,484,755,Radioactive Man,Sky,"A Sky Tweet from Commissioner Sweeney! This looks like a job for ""at-Radioactiveman-underscore-oh-one""!",a sky tweet from commissioner sweeney this looks like a job for at-radioactiveman-underscore-oh-one,13 +150894,540,4,(ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT: ext. zenith city nuclear plant - continuous),97000,FALSE,NA,4285,NA,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,NA,NA,NA +150895,540,5,Radioactive Man: (ALARMED) Leaping leptons! It's the Fossil Fuel Four! Old King Coal...,97000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Leaping leptons! It's the Fossil Fuel Four! Old King Coal...,leaping leptons its the fossil fuel four old king coal,10 +150896,540,6,Radioactive Man: Petroleus Rex...,102000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Petroleus Rex...,petroleus rex,2 +150897,540,7,"Radioactive Man: French femme fatale, Charcoal Briquette...",103000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,"French femme fatale, Charcoal Briquette...",french femme fatale charcoal briquette,5 +150898,540,8,"Radioactive Man: And the enemy of drinking water everywhere, The Fracker...",108000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,"And the enemy of drinking water everywhere, The Fracker...",and the enemy of drinking water everywhere the fracker,9 +150899,540,9,"Radioactive Man: Stop attacking the nuclear plant, this country's safest energy source!",114000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,"Stop attacking the nuclear plant, this country's safest energy source!",stop attacking the nuclear plant this countrys safest energy source,10 +150900,540,10,The Fracker: (BELLIGERENT) Studies show I'm America's best hope for energy independence! (MANIACAL LAUGH),118000,TRUE,6476,4285,The Fracker,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Studies show I'm America's best hope for energy independence!,studies show im americas best hope for energy independence,9 +150901,540,11,Radioactive Man: Those studies were (DRAMATIC) industry-financed!,123000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Those studies were industry-financed!,those studies were industry-financed,4 +150902,540,12,The Fracker: You lie!,126000,TRUE,6476,4285,The Fracker,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,You lie!,you lie,2 +150903,540,13,Radioactive Man: Holy hadrons! I need backup!,127000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Holy hadrons! I need backup!,holy hadrons i need backup,5 +150904,540,14,Radioactive Man: Calling Citizen Solar and his sidekick Wind Lad!,130000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Calling Citizen Solar and his sidekick Wind Lad!,calling citizen solar and his sidekick wind lad,8 +150905,540,15,Charcoal Briquette: I believe you will find zem... lacking in energy.,133000,TRUE,6477,4285,Charcoal Briquette,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,I believe you will find zem... lacking in energy.,i believe you will find zem lacking in energy,9 +150906,540,16,Citizen Solar: (DROOPY VOICE) It's too cloudy.,137000,TRUE,6478,4285,Citizen Solar,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,It's too cloudy.,its too cloudy,3 +150907,540,17,Wind Lad: (WIMPY) People don't like the noise I make! (WIMPY NOISE),139000,TRUE,6479,4285,Wind Lad,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,People don't like the noise I make!,people dont like the noise i make,7 +150908,540,18,Radioactive Man: Petroleus Rex! Please remember when you used to be environmental scientist Rex Bernstein!,146000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Petroleus Rex! Please remember when you used to be environmental scientist Rex Bernstein!,petroleus rex please remember when you used to be environmental scientist rex bernstein,13 +150909,540,19,Petroleus Rex: (LIZARD-LIKE) I have become my dessstiny!,150000,TRUE,6480,4285,Petroleus Rex,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,I have become my dessstiny!,i have become my dessstiny,5 +150910,540,20,"Radioactive Man: I'll crush you like a gnat, King Coal!",163000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,"I'll crush you like a gnat, King Coal!",ill crush you like a gnat king coal,8 +150911,540,21,Radioactive Man: (DYING) Half-life... quarter-life... eighth-life... gone.,180000,TRUE,484,4285,Radioactive Man,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Half-life... quarter-life... eighth-life... gone.,half-life quarter-life eighth-life gone,4 +150912,540,22,The Fracker: Frack-cellent! (MANIACAL LAUGHTER),188000,TRUE,6476,4285,The Fracker,ZENITH CITY NUCLEAR PLANT,Frack-cellent!,frack-cellent,1 +150913,540,23,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - tv room),193000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150914,540,24,Bart Simpson: (SHOCKED) They killed off Radioactive Man?! I did not see that coming. Die carumba.,193000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,They killed off Radioactive Man?! I did not see that coming. Die carumba.,they killed off radioactive man i did not see that coming die carumba,13 +150915,540,25,Lisa Simpson: They'll just reboot Radioactive Man in an overpriced new origin issue and get clueless fanboys like you to line up at midnight to buy them.,200000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,They'll just reboot Radioactive Man in an overpriced new origin issue and get clueless fanboys like you to line up at midnight to buy them.,theyll just reboot radioactive man in an overpriced new origin issue and get clueless fanboys like you to line up at midnight to buy them,25 +150916,540,26,Milhouse Van Houten: Clueless fanboys in costume!,207000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Clueless fanboys in costume!,clueless fanboys in costume,4 +150917,540,27,Milhouse Van Houten: Wow! Midnight! I won't know which day to write in my diary.,212000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Wow! Midnight! I won't know which day to write in my diary.,wow midnight i wont know which day to write in my diary,12 +150918,540,28,Bart Simpson: Homer!,217000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +150919,540,29,Homer Simpson: (MUFFLED) What?,217000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What?,what,1 +151046,540,156,(LIVING ROOM: int. living room - continuous),876000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +150920,540,30,Bart Simpson: Would you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?,218000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Would you take me to buy a comic book Tuesday at midnight?,would you take me to buy a comic book tuesday at midnight,12 +150921,540,31,"Homer Simpson: And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.",221000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And miss the back half of Jimmy Kimmel? That's when he experiments, boy.",and miss the back half of jimmy kimmel thats when he experiments boy,13 +150922,540,32,Bart Simpson: You never watched an episode of Jimmy Kimmel in your life!,225000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You never watched an episode of Jimmy Kimmel in your life!,you never watched an episode of jimmy kimmel in your life,11 +150923,540,33,Homer Simpson: (DEFIANT) Yes I have! After the Oscars when he forces you!,228000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yes I have! After the Oscars when he forces you!,yes i have after the oscars when he forces you,10 +150924,540,34,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: ext. android's dungeon - tuesday at midnight),239000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +150925,540,35,"Comic Book Guy: Quiet! Quiet! And attention, please, valued customers. You will each be allowed to enter the store and buy one copy. Swallow your gum now.",239000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Quiet! Quiet! And attention, please, valued customers. You will each be allowed to enter the store and buy one copy. Swallow your gum now.",quiet quiet and attention please valued customers you will each be allowed to enter the store and buy one copy swallow your gum now,24 +150926,540,36,Homer Simpson: (LOUD GULP),239000,FALSE,2,396,Homer Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +150927,540,37,Milhouse Van Houten: (RAISING HAND) Mr. Book Guy? Can I go first? I was once cast to play Fallout Boy in a movie.,250000,TRUE,25,396,Milhouse Van Houten,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Mr. Book Guy? Can I go first? I was once cast to play Fallout Boy in a movie.,mr book guy can i go first i was once cast to play fallout boy in a movie,18 +150928,540,38,Comic Book Guy: Tell it to Harlan Ellison.,256000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Tell it to Harlan Ellison.,tell it to harlan ellison,5 +150929,540,39,Harlan Ellison: I think you over-privileged kids with your electronic tablets and your talking phones wouldn't know a good piece of fiction if your iPod read it to your ass!,258000,TRUE,6481,396,Harlan Ellison,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,I think you over-privileged kids with your electronic tablets and your talking phones wouldn't know a good piece of fiction if your iPod read it to your ass!,i think you over-privileged kids with your electronic tablets and your talking phones wouldnt know a good piece of fiction if your ipod read it to your ass,28 +150930,540,40,Milhouse Van Houten: I wish someone would've come from the future and warned me not to talk to you.,267000,TRUE,25,396,Milhouse Van Houten,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,I wish someone would've come from the future and warned me not to talk to you.,i wish someone wouldve come from the future and warned me not to talk to you,16 +150931,540,41,Harlan Ellison: That's my idea. You're stealing my idea.,271000,TRUE,6481,396,Harlan Ellison,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,That's my idea. You're stealing my idea.,thats my idea youre stealing my idea,7 +150932,540,42,Milhouse Van Houten: Sorry.,274000,TRUE,25,396,Milhouse Van Houten,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Sorry.,sorry,1 +150933,540,43,"Milo: C.B.G., what's the haps, my man?",286000,TRUE,5032,396,Milo,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"C.B.G., what's the haps, my man?",cbg whats the haps my man,6 +150934,540,44,"Comic Book Guy: Well, well, well, if it isn't Milo, the owner of my main competitor, Coolsville - or should I say, Foolsville.",288000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Well, well, well, if it isn't Milo, the owner of my main competitor, Coolsville - or should I say, Foolsville.",well well well if it isnt milo the owner of my main competitor coolsville - or should i say foolsville,20 +150935,540,45,"Milo: That is some tasty cashish, my friend.",293000,TRUE,5032,396,Milo,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"That is some tasty cashish, my friend.",that is some tasty cashish my friend,7 +150936,540,46,Comic Book Guy: Indeed. (GLOATING) And how did you spend your evening?,298000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Indeed. And how did you spend your evening?,indeed and how did you spend your evening,8 +150937,540,47,"Milo: Let's see... I wrote a ""Lost"" fan fiction finale that also answers all the questions from ""Twin Peaks..."" re-ranked all the ""Dr. Who""s by puffiness of the hair... oh, and I also got married to my actual, non-imaginary, comic-tolerating girlfriend, Strawberry!",301000,TRUE,5032,396,Milo,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Let's see... I wrote a ""Lost"" fan fiction finale that also answers all the questions from ""Twin Peaks..."" re-ranked all the ""Dr. Who""s by puffiness of the hair... oh, and I also got married to my actual, non-imaginary, comic-tolerating girlfriend, Strawberry!",lets see i wrote a lost fan fiction finale that also answers all the questions from twin peaks re-ranked all the dr whos by puffiness of the hair oh and i also got married to my actual non-imaginary comic-tolerating girlfriend strawberry,41 +150938,540,48,Strawberry: Now when Milo talks to himself it won't seem crazy.,316000,TRUE,6482,396,Strawberry,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Now when Milo talks to himself it won't seem crazy.,now when milo talks to himself it wont seem crazy,10 +150939,540,49,"Comic Book Guy: So, Milo talks to himself. We will treasure that information. Yes we will.",319000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"So, Milo talks to himself. We will treasure that information. Yes we will.",so milo talks to himself we will treasure that information yes we will,13 +150940,540,50,"Milo: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna share this primo origin ish with my bride. Even the mintiest comic is just acidifying pulp if you have no one to read it with, right?",328000,TRUE,5032,396,Milo,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna share this primo origin ish with my bride. Even the mintiest comic is just acidifying pulp if you have no one to read it with, right?",now if youll excuse me im gonna share this primo origin ish with my bride even the mintiest comic is just acidifying pulp if you have no one to read it with right,33 +150941,540,51,Comic Book Guy: Nerds don't get girls!,337000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Nerds don't get girls!,nerds dont get girls,4 +150942,540,52,"Milo: These days they do, man. Comicon is now eight percent women.",339000,TRUE,5032,396,Milo,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"These days they do, man. Comicon is now eight percent women.",these days they do man comicon is now eight percent women,11 +150943,540,53,Comic Book Guy: Wrong! Wrong! Wr-- or... is he?,344000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Wrong! Wrong! Wr-- or... is he?,wrong wrong wr-- or is he,6 +150944,540,54,"Homer Simpson: C'mon, buddy. I gotta get home and climb into bed with my loving wife.",348000,TRUE,2,396,Homer Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"C'mon, buddy. I gotta get home and climb into bed with my loving wife.",cmon buddy i gotta get home and climb into bed with my loving wife,14 +150945,540,55,"Comic Book Guy: Oh right, you have a loving wife?",351000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Oh right, you have a loving wife?",oh right you have a loving wife,7 +150946,540,56,Homer Simpson: Marge and I get along perfect. We're like George Burns and John Denver.,354000,TRUE,2,396,Homer Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Marge and I get along perfect. We're like George Burns and John Denver.,marge and i get along perfect were like george burns and john denver,13 +150947,540,57,"Homer Simpson: (GROANS) Man, carrying these kids is hard on my back.",362000,TRUE,2,396,Homer Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Man, carrying these kids is hard on my back.",man carrying these kids is hard on my back,9 +150948,540,58,Homer Simpson: (RELIEVED NOISES) And now to Moe's.,369000,TRUE,2,396,Homer Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,And now to Moe's.,and now to moes,4 +150949,540,59,"Comic Book Guy: Look at him, he's got family... friends... what do I have? (PICKS UP COMIC) ""Jimmy Olsen versus Matter-Eater Lad."" (READS) Hm, better than I remembered actually. (THEN) No! No, it isn't! It's horrible! (TOSSES IT) The only thing that could make this moment more clichéd is if I started to sing about my feelings... and here I go.",370000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Look at him, he's got family... friends... what do I have? ""Jimmy Olsen versus Matter-Eater Lad."" Hm, better than I remembered actually. No! No, it isn't! It's horrible! The only thing that could make this moment more clichéd is if I started to sing about my feelings... and here I go.",look at him hes got family friends what do i have jimmy olsen versus matter-eater lad hm better than i remembered actually no no it isnt its horrible the only thing that could make this moment more clichéd is if i started to sing about my feelings and here i go,51 +150950,540,60,Comic Book Guy: (SINGING GENTLY) I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HAPPY TO CALL MYSELF SINGLE / NO MARY JANE OR LOIS LANE WITH WHOM I'D COMINGLE...,394000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HAPPY TO CALL MYSELF SINGLE / NO MARY JANE OR LOIS LANE WITH WHOM I'D COMINGLE...,ive always been happy to call myself single no mary jane or lois lane with whom id comingle,18 +150951,540,61,Comic Book Guy: YOU COULD SAY THAT I WAS / AN UNSTACKABLE PRINGLE.,407000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,YOU COULD SAY THAT I WAS / AN UNSTACKABLE PRINGLE.,you could say that i was an unstackable pringle,9 +150952,540,62,Comic Book Guy: I'VE GOT ORIGINALS SIGNED BY SIEGEL AND SCHUSTER / BUT THEY DON'T SATISFY IN THE WAY THAT THEY USE-TER.,416000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,I'VE GOT ORIGINALS SIGNED BY SIEGEL AND SCHUSTER / BUT THEY DON'T SATISFY IN THE WAY THAT THEY USE-TER.,ive got originals signed by siegel and schuster but they dont satisfy in the way that they use-ter,18 +150953,540,63,Milo: (ROCKING OUT) IT REALLY DON'T MATTER IF YOU'VE GOT A CAP ANSON /,430000,TRUE,5032,396,Milo,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,IT REALLY DON'T MATTER IF YOU'VE GOT A CAP ANSON /,it really dont matter if youve got a cap anson,10 +150954,540,64,Milo: IF YOU SPEND YOUR NIGHTS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR PRANCIN' / WITH A CARDBOARD STANDEE OF SCARLETT JOHANNSON!,433000,TRUE,5032,396,Milo,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,IF YOU SPEND YOUR NIGHTS IN YOUR UNDERWEAR PRANCIN' / WITH A CARDBOARD STANDEE OF SCARLETT JOHANNSON!,if you spend your nights in your underwear prancin with a cardboard standee of scarlett johannson,16 +150955,540,65,"Comic Book Guy: (SINGS) GUESS I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LONELY, BUT I'VE NEVER REVEALED IT. / DROPPED MY HEART INTO MYLAR, AND THEN (SOBS) VACUUM SEALED IT.",445000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"GUESS I'VE ALWAYS BEEN LONELY, BUT I'VE NEVER REVEALED IT. / DROPPED MY HEART INTO MYLAR, AND THEN VACUUM SEALED IT.",guess ive always been lonely but ive never revealed it dropped my heart into mylar and then vacuum sealed it,20 +150956,540,66,Comic Book Guy: (STUNNED) Stan Lee! Or... is it my imagination?,465000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Stan Lee! Or... is it my imagination?,stan lee or is it my imagination,7 +150957,540,67,Stan Lee: I'm your imagination. The real Stan Lee's over there.,468000,TRUE,3564,396,Stan Lee,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,I'm your imagination. The real Stan Lee's over there.,im your imagination the real stan lees over there,9 +150958,540,68,Real Stan Lee: Excelsior!,472000,TRUE,6483,396,Real Stan Lee,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Excelsior!,excelsior,1 +150959,540,69,"Stan Lee: But listen: as comic book guys go, you're trim, friendly and quite a catch.",475000,TRUE,3564,396,Stan Lee,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"But listen: as comic book guys go, you're trim, friendly and quite a catch.",but listen as comic book guys go youre trim friendly and quite a catch,14 +150960,540,70,Comic Book Guy: (PLEASED NOISE),475000,FALSE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +150961,540,71,Stan Lee: But now your opportunity is knocking.,482000,TRUE,3564,396,Stan Lee,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,But now your opportunity is knocking.,but now your opportunity is knocking,6 +150962,540,72,Comic Book Guy: (IMPRESSED NOISE),482000,FALSE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +150963,540,73,Stan Lee: Don't let it slip by.,489000,TRUE,3564,396,Stan Lee,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Don't let it slip by.,dont let it slip by,5 +150964,540,74,Comic Book Guy: Can you help me?,491000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Can you help me?,can you help me,4 +150965,540,75,Stan Lee: I can only watch. I cannot interfere.,492000,TRUE,3564,396,Stan Lee,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,I can only watch. I cannot interfere.,i can only watch i cannot interfere,7 +151340,541,229,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - night),1156000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150966,540,76,"Kumiko: New Radioactive Man number one, please.",497000,TRUE,6484,396,Kumiko,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"New Radioactive Man number one, please.",new radioactive man number one please,6 +150967,540,77,"Stan Lee: (REAPPEARS) Come on, Nudnick. Ask her out.",500000,TRUE,3564,396,Stan Lee,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Come on, Nudnick. Ask her out.",come on nudnick ask her out,6 +150968,540,78,Comic Book Guy: You're interfering!,502000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,You're interfering!,youre interfering,2 +150969,540,79,"Stan Lee: Hey, I'm ninety years old. I can do what I want.",503000,TRUE,3564,396,Stan Lee,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Hey, I'm ninety years old. I can do what I want.",hey im ninety years old i can do what i want,11 +150970,540,80,"Comic Book Guy: (STAMMERING) Um, er, stammer, eh... can I sign you up for our frequent buyer's club -- ""The Just Us League?""",513000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Um, er, stammer, eh... can I sign you up for our frequent buyer's club -- ""The Just Us League?""",um er stammer eh can i sign you up for our frequent buyers club -- the just us league,19 +150971,540,81,Comic Book Guy: You would be Member Number zero zero three. I am the first two.,519000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,You would be Member Number zero zero three. I am the first two.,you would be member number zero zero three i am the first two,13 +150972,540,82,Kumiko: Sure. I am Kumiko Nakamura from Osaka.,523000,TRUE,6484,396,Kumiko,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Sure. I am Kumiko Nakamura from Osaka.,sure i am kumiko nakamura from osaka,7 +150973,540,83,Kumiko: I'm visiting America's saddest cities as research for my autobiographical manga.,526000,TRUE,6484,396,Kumiko,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,I'm visiting America's saddest cities as research for my autobiographical manga.,im visiting americas saddest cities as research for my autobiographical manga,11 +150974,540,84,"Kumiko: Volume six: ""Springfield: Land of Angry Tears""!",533000,TRUE,6484,396,Kumiko,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Volume six: ""Springfield: Land of Angry Tears""!",volume six springfield land of angry tears,7 +150975,540,85,Kumiko: (SMILES) That's you. The man with sparkling eyes and zigzag beard.,537000,TRUE,6484,396,Kumiko,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,That's you. The man with sparkling eyes and zigzag beard.,thats you the man with sparkling eyes and zigzag beard,10 +150976,540,86,Comic Book Guy: You've seen me before?,542000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,You've seen me before?,youve seen me before,4 +150977,540,87,"Kumiko: Yes, through window. But you don't see me. You're either looking down in disgust or up in disdain. I think you have great soul.",544000,TRUE,6484,396,Kumiko,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Yes, through window. But you don't see me. You're either looking down in disgust or up in disdain. I think you have great soul.",yes through window but you dont see me youre either looking down in disgust or up in disdain i think you have great soul,24 +150978,540,88,Comic Book Guy: (STIFLING EXTREME EXCITEMENT) Would you permit me to go in the back and do a brief inventory?,552000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Would you permit me to go in the back and do a brief inventory?,would you permit me to go in the back and do a brief inventory,14 +150979,540,89,Comic Book Guy: She tolerates me!,555000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,She tolerates me!,she tolerates me,3 +150980,540,90,Comic Book Guy: (FAST) Is-it-too-soon-to-give-you-flowers-in-a-Hulk-hand?,559000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,Is-it-too-soon-to-give-you-flowers-in-a-Hulk-hand?,is-it-too-soon-to-give-you-flowers-in-a-hulk-hand,1 +150981,540,91,"Kumiko: (SMILES, TAKES FLOWERS) It is the perfect time.",562000,TRUE,6484,396,Kumiko,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,It is the perfect time.,it is the perfect time,5 +150982,540,92,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - a few days later - establishing),569000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150983,540,93,Homer Simpson: Bart! Your comic vendor's here!,569000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! Your comic vendor's here!,bart your comic vendors here,5 +150984,540,94,"Comic Book Guy: Actually, it is you that I am here to see. I, um, I need your help... in getting ready for a date. The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store. And he comes from a race of celibate knights, so...",571000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,"Actually, it is you that I am here to see. I, um, I need your help... in getting ready for a date. The closest thing I have to a father is the Obi-Wan doll in my store. And he comes from a race of celibate knights, so...",actually it is you that i am here to see i um i need your help in getting ready for a date the closest thing i have to a father is the obi-wan doll in my store and he comes from a race of celibate knights so,47 +150985,540,95,Homer Simpson: I will help you. As long as our bellies never touch again like they are right now.,585000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I will help you. As long as our bellies never touch again like they are right now.,i will help you as long as our bellies never touch again like they are right now,17 +150986,540,96,Comic Book Guy: (GROSSED-OUT NOISE),585000,FALSE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +150987,540,97,Homer Simpson: But why pick me?,593000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But why pick me?,but why pick me,4 +150988,540,98,Comic Book Guy: Because you're the only fat man in real life who ever got a hot woman.,594000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,Because you're the only fat man in real life who ever got a hot woman.,because youre the only fat man in real life who ever got a hot woman,15 +150989,540,99,Marge Simpson: (OFFENDED NOISE) / (FLATTERED NOISE),594000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,/,NA,0 +150990,540,100,"Marge Simpson: Well, come in! I'll explain how it all works. Okay, it helps if she's got a mother she's trying to get back at.",598000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, come in! I'll explain how it all works. Okay, it helps if she's got a mother she's trying to get back at.",well come in ill explain how it all works okay it helps if shes got a mother shes trying to get back at,23 +150991,540,101,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - evening - later),608000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +150992,540,102,Marge Simpson: (PLEASED MURMUR) No woman will be able to resist you dressed like this.,608000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,No woman will be able to resist you dressed like this.,no woman will be able to resist you dressed like this,11 +150993,540,103,"Marge Simpson: (TO COMIC BOOK GUY) Now remember, don't be the way you normally are, and sustain that for the rest of your life.",611000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Now remember, don't be the way you normally are, and sustain that for the rest of your life.",now remember dont be the way you normally are and sustain that for the rest of your life,18 +150994,540,104,"Comic Book Guy: Kumiko, meet my dear friends, Homer and Marge Simpson. In my country it is a tradition to bring a much older couple on a first date. It is not in any way weird or sad.",617000,TRUE,801,1033,Comic Book Guy,Springfield Streets,"Kumiko, meet my dear friends, Homer and Marge Simpson. In my country it is a tradition to bring a much older couple on a first date. It is not in any way weird or sad.",kumiko meet my dear friends homer and marge simpson in my country it is a tradition to bring a much older couple on a first date it is not in any way weird or sad,35 +150995,540,105,Kumiko: Does anyone tell you that you look like the man on a box of Mr. Sparkle?,628000,TRUE,6484,1033,Kumiko,Springfield Streets,Does anyone tell you that you look like the man on a box of Mr. Sparkle?,does anyone tell you that you look like the man on a box of mr sparkle,16 +150996,540,106,Homer Simpson: (HEARD IT MANY TIMES) Aka ni taishte burei da! Yogore o yaburu!,632000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,Aka ni taishte burei da! Yogore o yaburu!,aka ni taishte burei da yogore o yaburu,8 +150997,540,107,"Kumiko: (UPBEAT) In Japan, drinking your detergent is a popular method of suicide!",637000,TRUE,6484,1033,Kumiko,Springfield Streets,"In Japan, drinking your detergent is a popular method of suicide!",in japan drinking your detergent is a popular method of suicide,11 +150998,540,108,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED) Honki da yo?!,641000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,Honki da yo?!,honki da yo,3 +150999,540,109,(CHUCK DUKEWAGON'S ALL-AMERICAN CHOW LOUNGE: Ext. chuck dukewagon's ALL-AMERICAN CHOW lounge - night),647000,FALSE,NA,4286,NA,CHUCK DUKEWAGON'S ALL-AMERICAN CHOW LOUNGE,NA,NA,NA +151000,540,110,(Restaurant: Int. restaurant - continuous),647000,FALSE,NA,203,NA,Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +151001,540,111,"Marge Simpson: Kumiko, for you we chose the coolest restaurant in town.",647000,TRUE,1,203,Marge Simpson,Restaurant,"Kumiko, for you we chose the coolest restaurant in town.",kumiko for you we chose the coolest restaurant in town,10 +151002,540,112,Kumiko: But the walls are covered with garbage.,650000,TRUE,6484,203,Kumiko,Restaurant,But the walls are covered with garbage.,but the walls are covered with garbage,7 +151003,540,113,"Homer Simpson: (CORRECTING) Not garbage, Americana.",655000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,"Not garbage, Americana.",not garbage americana,3 +151004,540,114,Cletus Spuckler: Here's some more Americana that bubbled up in the swamp.,660000,TRUE,1413,203,Cletus Spuckler,Restaurant,Here's some more Americana that bubbled up in the swamp.,heres some more americana that bubbled up in the swamp,10 +151005,540,115,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Here you go! Your all-American, fifty-state potato skin sampler!",663000,TRUE,923,203,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Restaurant,"Here you go! Your all-American, fifty-state potato skin sampler!",here you go your all-american fifty-state potato skin sampler,9 +151006,540,116,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (POINTING TO TOPPINGS) Okay, Wisconsin, cheddar. Maryland, blue crab...",668000,TRUE,923,203,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Restaurant,"Okay, Wisconsin, cheddar. Maryland, blue crab...",okay wisconsin cheddar maryland blue crab,6 +151007,540,117,Comic Book Guy: They're neither in alphabetical nor geographical order! What madness is this?!,672000,TRUE,801,203,Comic Book Guy,Restaurant,They're neither in alphabetical nor geographical order! What madness is this?!,theyre neither in alphabetical nor geographical order what madness is this,11 +151008,540,118,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: Please, sir, ask your questions after all fifty ""tates""!",677000,TRUE,923,203,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Restaurant,"Please, sir, ask your questions after all fifty ""tates""!",please sir ask your questions after all fifty tates,9 +151009,540,119,Comic Book Guy: (STRUGGLING) I cannot hide the snide inside!,678000,TRUE,801,203,Comic Book Guy,Restaurant,I cannot hide the snide inside!,i cannot hide the snide inside,6 +151010,540,120,"Kumiko: I don't mind. If you think it's stupid, say it's stupid.",687000,TRUE,6484,203,Kumiko,Restaurant,"I don't mind. If you think it's stupid, say it's stupid.",i dont mind if you think its stupid say its stupid,11 +151011,540,121,Comic Book Guy: Really?,692000,TRUE,801,203,Comic Book Guy,Restaurant,Really?,really,1 +151012,540,122,"Kumiko: In Japan, no one ever says what they think. We know our game shows are degrading and our baseball fences are too close. But no one says anything.",693000,TRUE,6484,203,Kumiko,Restaurant,"In Japan, no one ever says what they think. We know our game shows are degrading and our baseball fences are too close. But no one says anything.",in japan no one ever says what they think we know our game shows are degrading and our baseball fences are too close but no one says anything,28 +151013,540,123,"Comic Book Guy: (TOWARDS KITCHEN) Attention restaurateurs! You should've spent less on the kitsch and more on the kitchen! With this bowl of Chuck's Cherokee Salsa, I baptize you mediocre at best!",702000,TRUE,801,203,Comic Book Guy,Restaurant,"Attention restaurateurs! You should've spent less on the kitsch and more on the kitchen! With this bowl of Chuck's Cherokee Salsa, I baptize you mediocre at best!",attention restaurateurs you shouldve spent less on the kitsch and more on the kitchen with this bowl of chucks cherokee salsa i baptize you mediocre at best,27 +151014,540,124,Kumiko: (HAPPY GIGGLES) American nerd snark is the finest in the world. Let's go walking and mocking in the rain.,715000,TRUE,6484,203,Kumiko,Restaurant,American nerd snark is the finest in the world. Let's go walking and mocking in the rain.,american nerd snark is the finest in the world lets go walking and mocking in the rain,17 +151015,540,125,Comic Book Guy: I'm in love! And yet still a little bitter. It's surprising.,722000,TRUE,801,203,Comic Book Guy,Restaurant,I'm in love! And yet still a little bitter. It's surprising.,im in love and yet still a little bitter its surprising,11 +151016,540,126,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: int. android's dungeon - day - later),738000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +151017,540,127,"Jim-jam Bonks: Father, why-sa you-sa forsake-a me-sa? (CRUCIFIED BLEAT)",738000,TRUE,6485,396,Jim-jam Bonks,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Father, why-sa you-sa forsake-a me-sa?",father why-sa you-sa forsake-a me-sa,5 +151080,540,190,Yutaka: Enough nonsense! I came here for my daughter!,1062000,TRUE,6486,216,Yutaka,Springfield,Enough nonsense! I came here for my daughter!,enough nonsense i came here for my daughter,8 +151018,540,128,"Comic Book Guy: Marge, Homer, you have nurtured our love like Steven Spielberg nurtured the careers of Zemeckis and Gale...",762000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Marge, Homer, you have nurtured our love like Steven Spielberg nurtured the careers of Zemeckis and Gale...",marge homer you have nurtured our love like steven spielberg nurtured the careers of zemeckis and gale,17 +151019,540,129,Marge Simpson: (VERY TOUCHED AND FLATTERED NOISE),762000,FALSE,1,396,Marge Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +151020,540,130,"Kumiko: So we want you to know I have decided to move in, to the basement under his store.",770000,TRUE,6484,396,Kumiko,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"So we want you to know I have decided to move in, to the basement under his store.",so we want you to know i have decided to move in to the basement under his store,18 +151021,540,131,"Comic Book Guy: At last we'll be in the same bed, just like Batman and Robin.",775000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"At last we'll be in the same bed, just like Batman and Robin.",at last well be in the same bed just like batman and robin,13 +151022,540,132,Marge Simpson: (REACT),775000,FALSE,1,396,Marge Simpson,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +151023,540,133,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),782000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151024,540,134,"Marge Simpson: Homer, I want you to take Kumiko and Comic Book Guy a housewarming present... and maybe check in on them?",782000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, I want you to take Kumiko and Comic Book Guy a housewarming present... and maybe check in on them?",homer i want you to take kumiko and comic book guy a housewarming present and maybe check in on them,20 +151025,540,135,"Homer Simpson: We've talked about this, Marge. The hammock is a chore-free zone.",788000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"We've talked about this, Marge. The hammock is a chore-free zone.",weve talked about this marge the hammock is a chore-free zone,11 +151026,540,136,Marge Simpson: Apparently including tying the knots on the hammock.,793000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Apparently including tying the knots on the hammock.,apparently including tying the knots on the hammock,8 +151027,540,137,Marge Simpson: And getting the termites out of the trees.,798000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And getting the termites out of the trees.,and getting the termites out of the trees,8 +151028,540,138,Homer Simpson: Not a word.,803000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Not a word.,not a word,3 +151029,540,139,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - a little later),807000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +151030,540,140,"Yutaka: Excuse me, sir, I am looking for my daughter. I thought this was her residence, but all I see is a store full of non-pornographic manga.",807000,TRUE,6486,270,Yutaka,Springfield Street,"Excuse me, sir, I am looking for my daughter. I thought this was her residence, but all I see is a store full of non-pornographic manga.",excuse me sir i am looking for my daughter i thought this was her residence but all i see is a store full of non-pornographic manga,26 +151031,540,141,"Homer Simpson: (GASPS) You're Kumiko's father? (PUTS HANDS TOGETHER AND BOWS) Welcome, sensei!",817000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"You're Kumiko's father? Welcome, sensei!",youre kumikos father welcome sensei,5 +151032,540,142,"Yutaka: I am not Kung Fu instructor. I am humble salaryman who could kick your ass. Say, has anyone told you you look like--",821000,TRUE,6486,270,Yutaka,Springfield Street,"I am not Kung Fu instructor. I am humble salaryman who could kick your ass. Say, has anyone told you you look like--",i am not kung fu instructor i am humble salaryman who could kick your ass say has anyone told you you look like--,23 +151033,540,143,"Homer Simpson: I know, Mr. Sparkle.",827000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"I know, Mr. Sparkle.",i know mr sparkle,4 +151034,540,144,"Yutaka: I was going to say, like you're going to have a stroke.",829000,TRUE,6486,270,Yutaka,Springfield Street,"I was going to say, like you're going to have a stroke.",i was going to say like youre going to have a stroke,12 +151035,540,145,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I get that a lot too.,833000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,I get that a lot too.,i get that a lot too,6 +151036,540,146,"Yutaka: Now please, where is my daughter?",834000,TRUE,6486,270,Yutaka,Springfield Street,"Now please, where is my daughter?",now please where is my daughter,6 +151037,540,147,"Homer Simpson: Okay, she moved in with her boyfriend. Well, he's not a boy. He's immature, but fat and old.",837000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Okay, she moved in with her boyfriend. Well, he's not a boy. He's immature, but fat and old.",okay she moved in with her boyfriend well hes not a boy hes immature but fat and old,18 +151038,540,148,"Yutaka: So, an obese nerd has stolen my daughter to live in his basement?!",843000,TRUE,6486,270,Yutaka,Springfield Street,"So, an obese nerd has stolen my daughter to live in his basement?!",so an obese nerd has stolen my daughter to live in his basement,13 +151039,540,149,Homer Simpson: I didn't tell you about the basement.,848000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,I didn't tell you about the basement.,i didnt tell you about the basement,7 +151040,540,150,Yutaka: It was an obvious guess!,849000,TRUE,6486,270,Yutaka,Springfield Street,It was an obvious guess!,it was an obvious guess,5 +151041,540,151,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: ext. android's dungeon - a little later),854000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +151042,540,152,"Yutaka: Daughter, you are coming back to Japan! There are eighty-seven old people who need you to take care of them.",854000,TRUE,6486,396,Yutaka,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"Daughter, you are coming back to Japan! There are eighty-seven old people who need you to take care of them.",daughter you are coming back to japan there are eighty-seven old people who need you to take care of them,20 +151043,540,153,Comic Book Guy: No! Please! Please! I was becoming cuddly! I deleted rants from my blog!,861000,TRUE,801,396,Comic Book Guy,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,No! Please! Please! I was becoming cuddly! I deleted rants from my blog!,no please please i was becoming cuddly i deleted rants from my blog,13 +151044,540,154,Yutaka: You can retrieve rants if you did not empty your trash. Goodbye!,866000,TRUE,6486,396,Yutaka,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,You can retrieve rants if you did not empty your trash. Goodbye!,you can retrieve rants if you did not empty your trash goodbye,12 +151045,540,155,(Simpson Home: EXT. simpson house - night - establishing),876000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151047,540,157,"Comic Book Guy: (SINCERE) Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking. (LOUD) Wizard of Oz reference! (APOLOGETIC) Did I do that? (LOUD) Urkel reference! (BEGGING) Help me. (LOUD) Fly reference! (OUT OF BREATH) I can't stop. I can't stop.",876000,TRUE,801,47,Comic Book Guy,LIVING ROOM,"Now I know I've got a heart, because it's breaking. Wizard of Oz reference! Did I do that? Urkel reference! Help me. Fly reference! I can't stop. I can't stop.",now i know ive got a heart because its breaking wizard of oz reference did i do that urkel reference help me fly reference i cant stop i cant stop,30 +151048,540,158,"Marge Simpson: Homer Simpson, this was your doing. And I want you to fix it!",889000,TRUE,1,47,Marge Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Homer Simpson, this was your doing. And I want you to fix it!",homer simpson this was your doing and i want you to fix it,13 +151049,540,159,Comic Book Guy: I have a bad feeling about this. Every-action-movie-ever-made reference!,893000,TRUE,801,47,Comic Book Guy,LIVING ROOM,I have a bad feeling about this. Every-action-movie-ever-made reference!,i have a bad feeling about this every-action-movie-ever-made reference,9 +151050,540,160,Marge Simpson: (TO HOMER) Now!,897000,TRUE,1,47,Marge Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Now!,now,1 +151051,540,161,(Springfield: ext. springfield - little tokyo - establishing - day),900000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151052,540,162,(SWANKYFISH: INT. swankyfish - bar - CONTINUOUS),900000,FALSE,NA,4202,NA,SWANKYFISH,NA,NA,NA +151053,540,163,"Yutaka: Homer, we have much in common. We both (KINDLY) love our daughters and (FIRMLY) discipline our sons.",900000,TRUE,6486,4202,Yutaka,SWANKYFISH,"Homer, we have much in common. We both love our daughters and discipline our sons.",homer we have much in common we both love our daughters and discipline our sons,15 +151054,540,164,"Homer Simpson: No, discipline would imply I'm trying to make him better... so, are you married?",906000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,"No, discipline would imply I'm trying to make him better... so, are you married?",no discipline would imply im trying to make him better so are you married,14 +151055,540,165,Yutaka: (WISTFUL) My dear Michiko has passed away but she is always with me.,914000,TRUE,6486,4202,Yutaka,SWANKYFISH,My dear Michiko has passed away but she is always with me.,my dear michiko has passed away but she is always with me,12 +151056,540,166,Michiko: (SHARP TONGUE) You promised double suicide!,917000,TRUE,6487,4202,Michiko,SWANKYFISH,You promised double suicide!,you promised double suicide,4 +151057,540,167,Yutaka: (ARGUMENTATIVE) You hear what you want to hear!,919000,TRUE,6486,4202,Yutaka,SWANKYFISH,You hear what you want to hear!,you hear what you want to hear,7 +151058,540,168,Yutaka: (SAD) Always with me. (SCARED) Another drink! Something stronger!,922000,TRUE,6486,4202,Yutaka,SWANKYFISH,Always with me. Another drink! Something stronger!,always with me another drink something stronger,7 +151059,540,169,Bartender: (DRAMATIC) Snake rice wine.,933000,TRUE,659,4202,Bartender,SWANKYFISH,Snake rice wine.,snake rice wine,3 +151060,540,170,Homer Simpson: Now that's disgusting. Wine made of rice?,936000,TRUE,2,4202,Homer Simpson,SWANKYFISH,Now that's disgusting. Wine made of rice?,now thats disgusting wine made of rice,7 +151061,540,171,Bartender: Try some.,943000,TRUE,659,4202,Bartender,SWANKYFISH,Try some.,try some,2 +151062,540,172,Yutaka: (IMPRESSED) Hei.,944000,TRUE,6486,4202,Yutaka,SWANKYFISH,Hei.,hei,1 +151063,540,173,(Springfield: ext. springfield - little tokyo - later that night),953000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151064,540,174,Yutaka: (DRUNKEN MOANS),953000,FALSE,6486,216,Yutaka,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151065,540,175,Homer Simpson: Why didn't I stop with the snake wine? Why did I drink the fish wine?,953000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Why didn't I stop with the snake wine? Why did I drink the fish wine?,why didnt i stop with the snake wine why did i drink the fish wine,15 +151066,540,176,"Yutaka: That was the aquarium! (LOOKS AROUND, PUZZLED NOISE)",959000,TRUE,6486,216,Yutaka,Springfield,That was the aquarium!,that was the aquarium,4 +151067,540,177,Krusty the Clown: You didn't see nothin'. Scram!,982000,TRUE,139,216,Krusty the Clown,Springfield,You didn't see nothin'. Scram!,you didnt see nothin scram,5 +151068,540,178,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I am ruined by whimsy!,1022000,TRUE,208,216,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Springfield,I am ruined by whimsy!,i am ruined by whimsy,5 +151069,540,179,"Milhouse Van Houten: The good thing is, soon I'll be a beautiful swan.",1027000,TRUE,25,216,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield,"The good thing is, soon I'll be a beautiful swan.",the good thing is soon ill be a beautiful swan,10 +151070,540,180,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED) What's going on here?,1038000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,What's going on here?,whats going on here,4 +151071,540,181,Lisa Simpson: We'll explain it!,1039000,TRUE,9,216,Lisa Simpson,Springfield,We'll explain it!,well explain it,3 +151072,540,182,Lisa Snail: The rice wine has penetrated to the essence of your souls.,1040000,TRUE,901,216,Lisa Snail,Springfield,The rice wine has penetrated to the essence of your souls.,the rice wine has penetrated to the essence of your souls,11 +151073,540,183,"Bart Snail: Yeah, listen to my tail.",1045000,TRUE,6488,216,Bart Snail,Springfield,"Yeah, listen to my tail.",yeah listen to my tail,5 +151074,540,184,Lisa Snail: You're the tail!,1046000,TRUE,901,216,Lisa Snail,Springfield,You're the tail!,youre the tail,3 +151075,540,185,"Bart Snail: No, you're the tail!",1047000,TRUE,6488,216,Bart Snail,Springfield,"No, you're the tail!",no youre the tail,4 +151076,540,186,"Lisa Snail: Dad, Bart's feet are on my half of the shell!",1048000,TRUE,901,216,Lisa Snail,Springfield,"Dad, Bart's feet are on my half of the shell!",dad barts feet are on my half of the shell,10 +151077,540,187,Homer Simpson: (TO BART) Why you slimy little...!?,1051000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,Why you slimy little...!?,why you slimy little,4 +151078,540,188,"Bart Snail: Hey, that actually feels good! (CHUCKLES)",1056000,TRUE,6488,216,Bart Snail,Springfield,"Hey, that actually feels good!",hey that actually feels good,5 +151079,540,189,"Bart Simpson: (ANGRY NOISES / ENJOYING NOISES) (BART) Oh yeah, more. A little bit more. Right there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that's the stuff!",1057000,TRUE,8,216,Bart Simpson,Springfield,"Oh yeah, more. A little bit more. Right there. Oh yeah. Oh yeah, that's the stuff!",oh yeah more a little bit more right there oh yeah oh yeah thats the stuff,16 +153371,549,1,Barney Gumble: (SAD NOISE),129000,FALSE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +151081,540,191,"Kumiko: (SINGS TO THE MELODY OF ""SAKURA SAKURA"") I AM A GOLDEN BIRD / AND I LOVE THE COMIC NERD / OF THIS I WON'T BE CURED / PAPA SAN, PAPA SAN...",1067000,TRUE,6484,216,Kumiko,Springfield,"I AM A GOLDEN BIRD / AND I LOVE THE COMIC NERD / OF THIS I WON'T BE CURED / PAPA SAN, PAPA SAN...",i am a golden bird and i love the comic nerd of this i wont be cured papa san papa san,21 +151082,540,192,Yutaka: The monster is me! Who'da thunk it?!,1082000,TRUE,6486,216,Yutaka,Springfield,The monster is me! Who'da thunk it?!,the monster is me whoda thunk it,7 +151083,540,193,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - continuous),1092000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +151084,540,194,"Yutaka: Homer, drinking that snake wine and going to White Castle afterwards really opened my eyes.",1092000,TRUE,6486,270,Yutaka,Springfield Street,"Homer, drinking that snake wine and going to White Castle afterwards really opened my eyes.",homer drinking that snake wine and going to white castle afterwards really opened my eyes,15 +151085,540,195,(Simpson Home: Ext. simpson house - day - establishing),1100000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151086,540,196,"Comic Book Guy: (VERY POLITE) Mister Nakamura, I have used my hitherto unmentioned chemical engineering degree to get a real job, at the Springfield Phosphate Works.",1100000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,"Mister Nakamura, I have used my hitherto unmentioned chemical engineering degree to get a real job, at the Springfield Phosphate Works.",mister nakamura i have used my hitherto unmentioned chemical engineering degree to get a real job at the springfield phosphate works,21 +151087,540,197,Lisa Simpson: They're giant polluters but the C.E.O. is a woman. It's very vexing.,1109000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,They're giant polluters but the C.E.O. is a woman. It's very vexing.,theyre giant polluters but the ceo is a woman its very vexing,12 +151088,540,198,"Comic Book Guy: Now, have I proven myself worthy of your daughter?",1114000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,"Now, have I proven myself worthy of your daughter?",now have i proven myself worthy of your daughter,9 +151089,540,199,Yutaka: No.,1118000,TRUE,6486,5,Yutaka,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +151090,540,200,"Comic Book Guy: Please, take your time.",1119000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,"Please, take your time.",please take your time,4 +151091,540,201,Yutaka: You were worthy... the way you were.,1121000,TRUE,6486,5,Yutaka,Simpson Home,You were worthy... the way you were.,you were worthy the way you were,7 +151092,540,202,Comic Book Guy: I was? But I rented the store! I ebayed my stool!,1124000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,I was? But I rented the store! I ebayed my stool!,i was but i rented the store i ebayed my stool,11 +151093,540,203,Yutaka: Cancel the sale!,1128000,TRUE,6486,5,Yutaka,Simpson Home,Cancel the sale!,cancel the sale,3 +151094,540,204,Comic Book Guy: But then my seller rating will go down!,1129000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,But then my seller rating will go down!,but then my seller rating will go down,8 +151095,540,205,Yutaka: Stop being nerd!,1132000,TRUE,6486,5,Yutaka,Simpson Home,Stop being nerd!,stop being nerd,3 +151096,540,206,"Comic Book Guy: Yes, Papa-san.",1133000,TRUE,801,5,Comic Book Guy,Simpson Home,"Yes, Papa-san.",yes papa-san,2 +151097,540,207,(The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop: Ext. android's dungeon - day),1138000,FALSE,NA,396,NA,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,NA,NA,NA +151098,540,208,(Store: Int. store - continuous),1138000,FALSE,NA,436,NA,Store,NA,NA,NA +151099,540,209,"Stan Lee: Geekly beloved, we're gathered here in the eyes of me, king of the cameo, Stan Lee, to celebrate the wedding of Comic Book Guy and Kumiko Nakamura. Does anyone wish to offer any thoughts on this blessed occasion?",1138000,TRUE,3564,436,Stan Lee,Store,"Geekly beloved, we're gathered here in the eyes of me, king of the cameo, Stan Lee, to celebrate the wedding of Comic Book Guy and Kumiko Nakamura. Does anyone wish to offer any thoughts on this blessed occasion?",geekly beloved were gathered here in the eyes of me king of the cameo stan lee to celebrate the wedding of comic book guy and kumiko nakamura does anyone wish to offer any thoughts on this blessed occasion,38 +151100,540,210,"Comic Book Guy: Yes, I would like to say something. Since I met Kumiko, strangely, comic books no longer seem so important. I will also be selling greeting cards. Every day I will give one to Kumiko in commemoration of today with the salutation ""Best. Day. Ever.""",1154000,TRUE,801,436,Comic Book Guy,Store,"Yes, I would like to say something. Since I met Kumiko, strangely, comic books no longer seem so important. I will also be selling greeting cards. Every day I will give one to Kumiko in commemoration of today with the salutation ""Best. Day. Ever.""",yes i would like to say something since i met kumiko strangely comic books no longer seem so important i will also be selling greeting cards every day i will give one to kumiko in commemoration of today with the salutation best day ever,44 +151101,540,211,"Yutaka: Ghost wife, are you happy?",1164000,TRUE,6486,436,Yutaka,Store,"Ghost wife, are you happy?",ghost wife are you happy,5 +151102,540,212,Michiko: Kind of!,1178000,TRUE,6487,436,Michiko,Store,Kind of!,kind of,2 +151103,540,213,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day),1196000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151104,540,214,Milhouse Van Houten: How long am I gonna stay this way?,1196000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,How long am I gonna stay this way?,how long am i gonna stay this way,8 +151105,540,215,Homer Simpson: As long as we keep drinking this.,1199000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,As long as we keep drinking this.,as long as we keep drinking this,7 +151106,540,216,DOLPH: Give us your eggs.,1203000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Give us your eggs.,give us your eggs,4 +151107,540,217,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm a boy!,1205000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I'm a boy!,im a boy,3 +151108,540,218,Kearney Zzyzwicz: We said eggs!,1206000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,We said eggs!,we said eggs,3 +151109,540,219,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (CHORTLES),1206000,FALSE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151110,540,220,Milhouse Van Houten: Yes!,1215000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Yes!,yes,1 +151111,541,0,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. springfield nuclear plant - morning - establishing),21000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +151113,541,2,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS TO TUNE OF ""SILVER BELLS"") GLOWING RODS / GLOWING RODS / (ANGELIC) IT'S MAKING ME / WEAK AND DIZZY...",21000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,GLOWING RODS / GLOWING RODS / IT'S MAKING ME / WEAK AND DIZZY...,glowing rods glowing rods its making me weak and dizzy,10 +151114,541,3,Carl Carlson: (CONFIDENTIAL) Rumor has it they're about to give out the company Christmas gifts.,98000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Rumor has it they're about to give out the company Christmas gifts.,rumor has it theyre about to give out the company christmas gifts,12 +151115,541,4,Homer Simpson: Who told you that?,102000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Who told you that?,who told you that,4 +151116,541,5,Carl Carlson: I got an in. (PROUD) The V.P. of Personnel is doing my girlfriend.,103000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I got an in. The V.P. of Personnel is doing my girlfriend.,i got an in the vp of personnel is doing my girlfriend,12 +151117,541,6,"Lenny Leonard: (IMPRESSED) Look at you, Mr. Connected.",107000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Look at you, Mr. Connected.",look at you mr connected,5 +151118,541,7,Homer Simpson: I hope it's better than last year's lousy gift.,110000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I hope it's better than last year's lousy gift.,i hope its better than last years lousy gift,9 +151119,541,8,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, what a rip.",112000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, what a rip.",yeah what a rip,4 +151120,541,9,Lenny Leonard: Remember this gift?,114000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Remember this gift?,remember this gift,3 +151121,541,10,Lenny Leonard: (DISPLEASED) The executive stress ball.,115000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,The executive stress ball.,the executive stress ball,4 +151122,541,11,Stress Ball: (BURNS' VOICE) One more squeeze and you're fired!,118000,TRUE,6489,10,Stress Ball,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,One more squeeze and you're fired!,one more squeeze and youre fired,6 +151123,541,12,Lenny Leonard: (PANICKED) Now-I-feel-more-stressed-than-ever! Gah!,120000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Now-I-feel-more-stressed-than-ever! Gah!,now-i-feel-more-stressed-than-ever gah,2 +151124,541,13,"C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent! Excellent! Excellent! (""EXCELLENT"" CONTINUES OVER THE FOLLOWING)",122000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Excellent! Excellent! Excellent!,excellent excellent excellent,3 +151125,541,14,Carl Carlson: (WORRIED) You don't look so excellent to me.,127000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You don't look so excellent to me.,you dont look so excellent to me,7 +151126,541,15,C. Montgomery Burns: (JOLLY) Ho-ho humbug! Santa Claus approaches to judge and punish!,132000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Ho-ho humbug! Santa Claus approaches to judge and punish!,ho-ho humbug santa claus approaches to judge and punish,9 +151127,541,16,"Lenny Leonard: Wow, a good gift for once!",141000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wow, a good gift for once!",wow a good gift for once,6 +151128,541,17,"Carl Carlson: ""Oogle Goggles. Augmented Reality Glasses.""",144000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oogle Goggles. Augmented Reality Glasses.,oogle goggles augmented reality glasses,5 +151129,541,18,"Waylon Smithers: You wear them like eyeglasses, but inside the lens, you see information about the people and places around you.",147000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You wear them like eyeglasses, but inside the lens, you see information about the people and places around you.",you wear them like eyeglasses but inside the lens you see information about the people and places around you,19 +151130,541,19,Lenny Leonard: (EXCITED) Finally I'm not a slave to my stupid human eyeballs!,153000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Finally I'm not a slave to my stupid human eyeballs!,finally im not a slave to my stupid human eyeballs,10 +151131,541,20,Homer Simpson: (COMMANDING) Glasses! Call Lenny!,166000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Glasses! Call Lenny!,glasses call lenny,3 +151132,541,21,Lenny Leonard: I'm getting a call! (COMMANDING) Answer call! (FRIENDLY) Hello?,168000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I'm getting a call! Answer call! Hello?,im getting a call answer call hello,7 +151133,541,22,"Homer Simpson: Lenny! It's me, Homer!",172000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Lenny! It's me, Homer!",lenny its me homer,4 +151134,541,23,Lenny Leonard: Huh. I always thought it was Simpsen.,176000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Huh. I always thought it was Simpsen.,huh i always thought it was simpsen,7 +151135,541,24,Homer Simpson: Really? Don't you ever look up at the sky?,176000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Really? Don't you ever look up at the sky?,really dont you ever look up at the sky,9 +151136,541,25,Lenny Leonard: I always wondered what that was.,186000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I always wondered what that was.,i always wondered what that was,6 +151137,541,26,"Waylon Smithers: (ALARMED) Sir, I'm concerned about your sudden generosity. The doctor said to bring you in right away if you display kindness or warmth.",189000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sir, I'm concerned about your sudden generosity. The doctor said to bring you in right away if you display kindness or warmth.",sir im concerned about your sudden generosity the doctor said to bring you in right away if you display kindness or warmth,22 +151138,541,27,C. Montgomery Burns: (EVIL) Don't worry. This Santa still has claws!,195000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Don't worry. This Santa still has claws!,dont worry this santa still has claws,7 +151139,541,28,"C. Montgomery Burns: As of now, each of those nuclear nitwits is wearing a video camera -- with a direct feed to me.",201000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"As of now, each of those nuclear nitwits is wearing a video camera -- with a direct feed to me.",as of now each of those nuclear nitwits is wearing a video camera -- with a direct feed to me,20 +151140,541,29,Waylon Smithers: (GASPS) You're spying on them!,206000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You're spying on them!,youre spying on them,4 +153372,549,2,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S - CONTINUOUS),129000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +151141,541,30,C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers... how much did this company lose to office supply theft last year?,208000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Smithers... how much did this company lose to office supply theft last year?,smithers how much did this company lose to office supply theft last year,13 +151142,541,31,"Waylon Smithers: Seven thousand, forty-three dollars.",212000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Seven thousand, forty-three dollars.",seven thousand forty-three dollars,4 +151143,541,32,"C. Montgomery Burns: (NODS) Yes, well, no more of that... thanks to this twenty-six million dollar surveillance system! Beware, rabbits... I spy with my transplanted eyes! (SINISTER) Oh, and I forgot to show you the best feature!",215000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yes, well, no more of that... thanks to this twenty-six million dollar surveillance system! Beware, rabbits... I spy with my transplanted eyes! Oh, and I forgot to show you the best feature!",yes well no more of that thanks to this twenty-six million dollar surveillance system beware rabbits i spy with my transplanted eyes oh and i forgot to show you the best feature,32 +151144,541,33,"C. Montgomery Burns: Each of these buttons represent an employee. When I press it, he or she dies.",226000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Each of these buttons represent an employee. When I press it, he or she dies.",each of these buttons represent an employee when i press it he or she dies,15 +151145,541,34,C. Montgomery Burns: What's wrong with this thing?,236000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What's wrong with this thing?,whats wrong with this thing,5 +151146,541,35,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - day - establishing),261000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151147,541,36,"Marge Simpson: Now, remember kids, the school says you must have a valentine card for everyone in your class.",261000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, remember kids, the school says you must have a valentine card for everyone in your class.",now remember kids the school says you must have a valentine card for everyone in your class,17 +151148,541,37,Lisa Simpson: How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?,268000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,How does this mean anything when everyone's forced to do it?,how does this mean anything when everyones forced to do it,11 +151149,541,38,Marge Simpson: (SCOLDS) What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?,271000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What did I say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things?,what did i say about pointing out the meaninglessness of things,11 +151150,541,39,Lisa Simpson: (CHASTENED) Not to.,275000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Not to.,not to,2 +151151,541,40,"Bart Simpson: (SCOFFS) Well, no way I'm giving a valentine to Nelson. He's a bully, and I do not love him.",277000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, no way I'm giving a valentine to Nelson. He's a bully, and I do not love him.",well no way im giving a valentine to nelson hes a bully and i do not love him,18 +151152,541,41,Marge Simpson: Jesus says to love your enemies.,281000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Jesus says to love your enemies.,jesus says to love your enemies,6 +151153,541,42,"Bart Simpson: That's because Jesus knows one day he gets to look his enemies in the eye and say: ""It was me who sent you to Hell.""",283000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's because Jesus knows one day he gets to look his enemies in the eye and say: ""It was me who sent you to Hell.""",thats because jesus knows one day he gets to look his enemies in the eye and say it was me who sent you to hell,25 +151154,541,43,"Marge Simpson: Bart, your school requires you to give everyone a Valentine card in an envelope with a fun sticker. Your teacher put out an email alert... (OMINOUS) with a video attachment.",283000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, your school requires you to give everyone a Valentine card in an envelope with a fun sticker. Your teacher put out an email alert... with a video attachment.",bart your school requires you to give everyone a valentine card in an envelope with a fun sticker your teacher put out an email alert with a video attachment,29 +151155,541,44,"Will Lyman: Welcome to Firstline. Tonight: Valentine's Day: Always A Massacre."" At this school, children may give valentines to whomever they choose. Danny is unpopular, due to rumors he sleeps in the raw with his ma and his pa.",303000,TRUE,6490,5,Will Lyman,Simpson Home,"Welcome to Firstline. Tonight: Valentine's Day: Always A Massacre."" At this school, children may give valentines to whomever they choose. Danny is unpopular, due to rumors he sleeps in the raw with his ma and his pa.",welcome to firstline tonight valentines day always a massacre at this school children may give valentines to whomever they choose danny is unpopular due to rumors he sleeps in the raw with his ma and his pa,37 +151156,541,45,"Will Lyman: Human young are born with the ability to count valentines, and Danny realizes he's been snubbed.",319000,TRUE,6490,5,Will Lyman,Simpson Home,"Human young are born with the ability to count valentines, and Danny realizes he's been snubbed.",human young are born with the ability to count valentines and danny realizes hes been snubbed,16 +151157,541,46,"Anonymous Expert: (DISTORTED VOICE) Past generations of children were used to rejection. But today's kids, raised in a climate of video games and instant messaging, are fragile weirdoes.",325000,TRUE,6491,5,Anonymous Expert,Simpson Home,"Past generations of children were used to rejection. But today's kids, raised in a climate of video games and instant messaging, are fragile weirdoes.",past generations of children were used to rejection but todays kids raised in a climate of video games and instant messaging are fragile weirdoes,24 +151158,541,47,"Will Lyman: On February fifteenth, two a.m., after checking the mailbox one last time, Danny nearly died from an overdose of little candy hearts.",335000,TRUE,6490,5,Will Lyman,Simpson Home,"On February fifteenth, two a.m., after checking the mailbox one last time, Danny nearly died from an overdose of little candy hearts.",on february fifteenth two am after checking the mailbox one last time danny nearly died from an overdose of little candy hearts,22 +151159,541,48,"Will Lyman: Many of history's monsters never received a valentine: Attila the Hun. Mao Tse Tung. And me, Will Lyman. This is Firstline.",347000,TRUE,6490,5,Will Lyman,Simpson Home,"Many of history's monsters never received a valentine: Attila the Hun. Mao Tse Tung. And me, Will Lyman. This is Firstline.",many of historys monsters never received a valentine attila the hun mao tse tung and me will lyman this is firstline,21 +151160,541,49,"Bart Simpson: (GRUDGING) Fine, Nelson gets a valentine. An old one from the box.",357000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine, Nelson gets a valentine. An old one from the box.",fine nelson gets a valentine an old one from the box,11 +151161,541,50,"Bart Simpson: Perfect. Bad movie, bad pun, even bad paper stock.",364000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Perfect. Bad movie, bad pun, even bad paper stock.",perfect bad movie bad pun even bad paper stock,9 +151162,541,51,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES),364000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151163,541,52,Marge Simpson: What's so funny?,372000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What's so funny?,whats so funny,3 +151164,541,53,Homer Simpson: I'm watching videos of idiots wearing these glasses and not paying attention to the world around them.,374000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm watching videos of idiots wearing these glasses and not paying attention to the world around them.,im watching videos of idiots wearing these glasses and not paying attention to the world around them,17 +151165,541,54,Homer Simpson: Look at these jerks.,380000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Look at these jerks.,look at these jerks,4 +151166,541,55,"Marge Simpson: I don't understand what's so great about these state of the art, solar-powered, computo-glasses.",397000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't understand what's so great about these state of the art, solar-powered, computo-glasses.",i dont understand whats so great about these state of the art solar-powered computo-glasses,14 +151167,541,56,"Homer Simpson: I'll let you try them on, right after I decide if these videos are ""Funny Or Die"". (BEAT) Funny, funny, die, die, funny, funny but the guy died...",402000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll let you try them on, right after I decide if these videos are ""Funny Or Die"". Funny, funny, die, die, funny, funny but the guy died...",ill let you try them on right after i decide if these videos are funny or die funny funny die die funny funny but the guy died,27 +151168,541,57,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),402000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151169,541,58,"Homer Simpson: Now, a simple Sunday drive will reveal the hidden wonders of our hometown!",413000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, a simple Sunday drive will reveal the hidden wonders of our hometown!",now a simple sunday drive will reveal the hidden wonders of our hometown,13 +151170,541,59,Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo!,430000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo-hoo!,woo-hoo,1 +151171,541,60,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),430000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151172,541,61,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - a little later),434000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +151173,541,62,(Car: Int. car - continuous),434000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +151174,541,63,"Homer Simpson: Springfield City Hall was built for the Spencer Tracy movie ""Meet Me At City Hall"". It was just a flat wall with nothing behind it for thirty years...",434000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Springfield City Hall was built for the Spencer Tracy movie ""Meet Me At City Hall"". It was just a flat wall with nothing behind it for thirty years...",springfield city hall was built for the spencer tracy movie meet me at city hall it was just a flat wall with nothing behind it for thirty years,28 +151175,541,64,Lisa Simpson: Dad! Bart's on my side of the seat!,443000,TRUE,9,2,Lisa Simpson,Car,Dad! Bart's on my side of the seat!,dad barts on my side of the seat,8 +151176,541,65,Bart Simpson: (ANNOYING) Da-ad! Lisa's my little sister!,446000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,Da-ad! Lisa's my little sister!,da-ad lisas my little sister,5 +151177,541,66,Lisa Simpson: (PUSHING NOISES),446000,FALSE,9,2,Lisa Simpson,Car,NA,NA,NA +151178,541,67,Homer Simpson: The rearview mirror was invented in nineteen eleven for just this reason...,450000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,The rearview mirror was invented in nineteen eleven for just this reason...,the rearview mirror was invented in nineteen eleven for just this reason,12 +151179,541,68,"Bart Simpson: Interesting. When was the term ""shut up"" invented?",454000,TRUE,8,2,Bart Simpson,Car,"Interesting. When was the term ""shut up"" invented?",interesting when was the term shut up invented,8 +151180,541,69,"Homer Simpson: As early as eighteen fifty-nine, ""shut up"" was used to shut up...",457000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"As early as eighteen fifty-nine, ""shut up"" was used to shut up...",as early as eighteen fifty-nine shut up was used to shut up,12 +151181,541,70,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I think the kids are just hungry.",460000,TRUE,1,2,Marge Simpson,Car,"Homie, I think the kids are just hungry.",homie i think the kids are just hungry,8 +151182,541,71,"Homer Simpson: Glasses, direct me to the nicest restaurant I can afford.",463000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"Glasses, direct me to the nicest restaurant I can afford.",glasses direct me to the nicest restaurant i can afford,10 +151183,541,72,Glasses: Accessing soup kitchens...,466000,TRUE,6492,2,Glasses,Car,Accessing soup kitchens...,accessing soup kitchens,3 +151184,541,73,"Homer Simpson: (MAD NOISE) That's it, I'm taking you off.",468000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,"That's it, I'm taking you off.",thats it im taking you off,6 +151185,541,74,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) Reality!,471000,TRUE,2,2,Homer Simpson,Car,Reality!,reality,1 +151186,541,75,(Krusty Burger: ext. krustyburger - day - establishing),473000,FALSE,NA,388,NA,Krusty Burger,NA,NA,NA +151187,541,76,"Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I'm sorry, sir.",473000,TRUE,923,388,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,Krusty Burger,"I'm sorry, sir.",im sorry sir,3 +151188,541,77,"Homer Simpson: Okay, let's see what we've got here.",475000,TRUE,2,388,Homer Simpson,Krusty Burger,"Okay, let's see what we've got here.",okay lets see what weve got here,7 +151189,541,78,"Homer Simpson: (GROSSED-OUT NOISE, HUNGRY NOISE, EATING NOISE, ETC.)",475000,FALSE,2,388,Homer Simpson,Krusty Burger,NA,NA,NA +151190,541,79,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),496000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151191,541,80,Marge Simpson: (SNUGGLING NOISES),496000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151192,541,81,"Homer Simpson: Squeeze here. Rotate there. Pause for sweet talk. (LOVING) Oh glasses, you're so wonderful.",496000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Squeeze here. Rotate there. Pause for sweet talk. Oh glasses, you're so wonderful.",squeeze here rotate there pause for sweet talk oh glasses youre so wonderful,13 +151193,541,82,Marge Simpson: (POPS HEAD OUT) Are you using your glasses for snuggling?!,503000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you using your glasses for snuggling?!,are you using your glasses for snuggling,7 +151404,542,38,Homer Simpson: Where's my money?,244000,TRUE,2,4290,Homer Simpson,LITTLE LEAGUE BALL FIELD,Where's my money?,wheres my money,3 +151194,541,83,Homer Simpson: (POPS OUT WEARING GOGGLES) But the avatar looks just like you!,507000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But the avatar looks just like you!,but the avatar looks just like you,7 +151195,541,84,Marge Simpson: I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands in those glasses.,509000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm afraid wives don't make passes at husbands in those glasses.,im afraid wives dont make passes at husbands in those glasses,11 +151196,541,85,"Homer Simpson: Glasses, find me a great gift for my wife. (LOUD WHISPER) Under five dollars.",515000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Glasses, find me a great gift for my wife. Under five dollars.",glasses find me a great gift for my wife under five dollars,12 +151197,541,86,Marge Simpson: I heard that!,519000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I heard that!,i heard that,3 +151198,541,87,"Homer Simpson: Glasses, take me two minutes back in time.",520000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Glasses, take me two minutes back in time.",glasses take me two minutes back in time,8 +151199,541,88,Homer Simpson: Marge...,529000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Marge...,marge,1 +151200,541,89,Marge Simpson: (ANGRY PANCAKE FLIP),529000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151201,541,90,Homer Simpson: About the glasses...,533000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,About the glasses...,about the glasses,3 +151202,541,91,Marge Simpson: (ANGRIER PANCAKE FLIP),533000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151203,541,92,"Homer Simpson: I'm really sorry, and...",535000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm really sorry, and...",im really sorry and,4 +151204,541,93,"Marge Simpson: (THREE ANGRY PANCAKE FLIPS, THEN:) Here's your breakfast.",538000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Here's your breakfast.,heres your breakfast,3 +151205,541,94,Homer Simpson: (AGHAST) Only five pancakes? You're trying to kill me!,540000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Only five pancakes? You're trying to kill me!,only five pancakes youre trying to kill me,8 +151206,541,95,"Marge Simpson: Well, I'm not happy with you.",544000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I'm not happy with you.",well im not happy with you,6 +151207,541,96,"Homer Simpson: Look, honey, I know these glasses are a radical new technology and should be worn in moderation. Isn't that right, glasses?",546000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look, honey, I know these glasses are a radical new technology and should be worn in moderation. Isn't that right, glasses?",look honey i know these glasses are a radical new technology and should be worn in moderation isnt that right glasses,21 +151208,541,97,Glasses: Yes. Just like I told you.,553000,TRUE,6492,5,Glasses,Simpson Home,Yes. Just like I told you.,yes just like i told you,6 +151209,541,98,"Homer Simpson: (FONDLY) Anyway, I'm giving them up... (FOREBODING) ...to whoever dares take them.",555000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Anyway, I'm giving them up... ...to whoever dares take them.",anyway im giving them up to whoever dares take them,10 +151210,541,99,Marge Simpson: Yoink!,568000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Yoink!,yoink,1 +151211,541,100,"Bart Simpson: Aw, come on, Mom!",569000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, come on, Mom!",aw come on mom,4 +151212,541,101,Marge Simpson: For once I'm grabbing the goody.,571000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,For once I'm grabbing the goody.,for once im grabbing the goody,6 +151213,541,102,Lisa Simpson: So the rumors are true: Moms can want things.,573000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,So the rumors are true: Moms can want things.,so the rumors are true moms can want things,9 +151214,541,103,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - day - establishing),588000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151215,541,104,"Nelson Muntz: (EVALUATING VALENTINES) Nicely done, Lewis... (SCARILY CALM) A Transformer that transforms into a heart? (KID LOOKS WORRIED) I LOVE IT!",588000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Nicely done, Lewis... A Transformer that transforms into a heart? I LOVE IT!",nicely done lewis a transformer that transforms into a heart i love it,13 +151216,541,105,Nelson Muntz: (KID IS RELIEVED) (MAD) This Hershey's Kiss is melted! Not good.,599000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,This Hershey's Kiss is melted! Not good.,this hersheys kiss is melted not good,7 +151217,541,106,Hershey's Kid: (DOPPLER) My Mom left it on the dashboard... my Mommm!,604000,TRUE,6493,3,Hershey's Kid,Springfield Elementary School,My Mom left it on the dashboard... my Mommm!,my mom left it on the dashboard my mommm,9 +151218,541,107,"Nelson Muntz: (OMINOUS) I'll have yours now, Simpson.",608000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"I'll have yours now, Simpson.",ill have yours now simpson,5 +151219,541,108,Owl Valentine: (TOUGH IRISH VOICE) In Ga'hoole we would break his frickin' knees.,612000,TRUE,6494,3,Owl Valentine,Springfield Elementary School,In Ga'hoole we would break his frickin' knees.,in gahoole we would break his frickin knees,8 +151220,541,109,"Bart Simpson: No. No valentine for you, Nelson.",617000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"No. No valentine for you, Nelson.",no no valentine for you nelson,6 +151221,541,110,Bart Simpson: I'll give a valentine to a loser. I'll give a valentine to a dork. I'll even give a valentine to a girl. But I won't give a valentine to a bully.,624000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I'll give a valentine to a loser. I'll give a valentine to a dork. I'll even give a valentine to a girl. But I won't give a valentine to a bully.,ill give a valentine to a loser ill give a valentine to a dork ill even give a valentine to a girl but i wont give a valentine to a bully,31 +151222,541,111,Bart Simpson: And what if I don't?,639000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And what if I don't?,and what if i dont,5 +151223,541,112,"Nelson Muntz: (THREATENING) Simpson, there's gonna be a heart in my hand. Either paper... or yours.",641000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Simpson, there's gonna be a heart in my hand. Either paper... or yours.",simpson theres gonna be a heart in my hand either paper or yours,13 +151224,541,113,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),648000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +151225,541,114,"Homer Simpson: Hey, everybody!",648000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, everybody!",hey everybody,2 +151226,541,115,"Carl Carlson: That's strange. I'm hearing a voice, but I'm not seeing a user icon.",648000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"That's strange. I'm hearing a voice, but I'm not seeing a user icon.",thats strange im hearing a voice but im not seeing a user icon,13 +151227,541,116,"Homer Simpson: Carl, it's me! I'm here! Really here!",654000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Carl, it's me! I'm here! Really here!",carl its me im here really here,7 +151228,541,117,"Carl Carlson: Hey, Homer! A lot of information about you. Let me just page through it.",658000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, Homer! A lot of information about you. Let me just page through it.",hey homer a lot of information about you let me just page through it,14 +151229,541,118,Homer Simpson: Ow!,660000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Ow!,ow,1 +151230,541,119,Homer Simpson: Stop!,660000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Stop!,stop,1 +151231,541,120,Homer Simpson: Wait!,660000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Wait!,wait,1 +151232,541,121,Homer Simpson: What! (MOANS) No one can live in a non-augmented reality! I need another pair of glasses!,663000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What! No one can live in a non-augmented reality! I need another pair of glasses!,what no one can live in a non-augmented reality i need another pair of glasses,15 +151233,541,122,"Jonesy: (AVERAGE AMERICAN) Charlie, your move in Muppet Chess.",670000,TRUE,6495,10,Jonesy,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Charlie, your move in Muppet Chess.",charlie your move in muppet chess,6 +151234,541,123,Charlie: Gonzo to Fozzie Seven.,672000,TRUE,668,10,Charlie,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Gonzo to Fozzie Seven.,gonzo to fozzie seven,4 +151235,541,124,Jonesy: (ANNOYED NOISE) That's Kermit mate!,674000,TRUE,6495,10,Jonesy,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That's Kermit mate!,thats kermit mate,3 +151236,541,125,Charlie: (TRIUMPHANT) Wocka wocka!,674000,TRUE,668,10,Charlie,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Wocka wocka!,wocka wocka,2 +151237,541,126,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - day - continuous),678000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151238,541,127,Marge Simpson: Why is it the recipe card you need is always the one Homer writes his cocktail ideas on?,678000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why is it the recipe card you need is always the one Homer writes his cocktail ideas on?,why is it the recipe card you need is always the one homer writes his cocktail ideas on,18 +151239,541,128,Marge Simpson: Maybe these bleep-bloop glasses can help.,685000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe these bleep-bloop glasses can help.,maybe these bleep-bloop glasses can help,6 +151240,541,129,"Marge Simpson: Okay, Marge Simpson, entering the Matrix, for a brownie recipe.",688000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, Marge Simpson, entering the Matrix, for a brownie recipe.",okay marge simpson entering the matrix for a brownie recipe,10 +151241,541,130,Glasses: Here are my top-rated recipes.,694000,TRUE,6492,5,Glasses,Simpson Home,Here are my top-rated recipes.,here are my top-rated recipes,5 +151242,541,131,"Marge Simpson: Ooo... (IMPRESSED) So many choices, Maggie.",696000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooo... So many choices, Maggie.",ooo so many choices maggie,5 +151243,541,132,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - burns' office - day),706000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +151244,541,133,"Homer Simpson: Um, Mr. Burns, sir? Can I get another pair of glasses? Maybe two pair. One for the beach house. Can I also get a beach house? Two beach houses...",706000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Um, Mr. Burns, sir? Can I get another pair of glasses? Maybe two pair. One for the beach house. Can I also get a beach house? Two beach houses...",um mr burns sir can i get another pair of glasses maybe two pair one for the beach house can i also get a beach house two beach houses,29 +151245,541,134,Homer Simpson: Monitors?!,719000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Monitors?!,monitors,1 +151246,541,135,Homer Simpson: What the-- Burns gave us those glasses so he could spy on us!,720000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What the-- Burns gave us those glasses so he could spy on us!,what the-- burns gave us those glasses so he could spy on us,13 +151247,541,136,Homer Simpson: This is a violation of our human rights.,726000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,This is a violation of our human rights.,this is a violation of our human rights,8 +151248,541,137,"Homer Simpson: Okay, so let's see what we can see!",729000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Okay, so let's see what we can see!",okay so lets see what we can see,8 +151249,541,138,"Homer Simpson: Solitaire, top hats on eBay, Angry Birds fan fiction...guy doing really easy crossword puzzle...Lenny doing Carl's clown makeup.",732000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Solitaire, top hats on eBay, Angry Birds fan fiction...guy doing really easy crossword puzzle...Lenny doing Carl's clown makeup.",solitaire top hats on ebay angry birds fan fictionguy doing really easy crossword puzzlelenny doing carls clown makeup,18 +151250,541,139,Homer Simpson: ...someone's actually working...,740000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...someone's actually working...,someones actually working,3 +151251,541,140,Homer Simpson: (BEAT) Maggie?!,742000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Maggie?!,maggie,1 +151252,541,141,Marge Simpson: Who's mommy's little girl? Genealogy dot org says you are. You are!,744000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Who's mommy's little girl? Genealogy dot org says you are. You are!,whos mommys little girl genealogy dot org says you are you are,12 +151253,541,142,Maggie Simpson: (GIGGLE),744000,FALSE,105,10,Maggie Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +151254,541,143,"Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED) Awww... (REALIZING) Wait a minute... since Marge is wearing my glasses, I can see everything she sees. Uh-uh, I shouldn't watch this.",752000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Awww... Wait a minute... since Marge is wearing my glasses, I can see everything she sees. Uh-uh, I shouldn't watch this.",awww wait a minute since marge is wearing my glasses i can see everything she sees uh-uh i shouldnt watch this,21 +151405,542,39,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - dining room - night),254000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151255,541,144,Marge Simpson: (TO MAGGIE) Such a good baby! You deserve some ice cream.,761000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Such a good baby! You deserve some ice cream.,such a good baby you deserve some ice cream,9 +151256,541,145,Homer Simpson: Wait a minute. (GROWING ANGER) Marge said we were out of ice cream.,764000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Wait a minute. Marge said we were out of ice cream.,wait a minute marge said we were out of ice cream,11 +151257,541,146,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED NOISE) What else is Marge hiding from me?,776000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What else is Marge hiding from me?,what else is marge hiding from me,7 +151258,541,147,"Marge Simpson: Maggie, he's here!",778000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Maggie, he's here!",maggie hes here,3 +151259,541,148,Homer Simpson: (ALARMED) Is she having an affair?,781000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Is she having an affair?,is she having an affair,5 +151260,541,149,Grampa Simpson: Thanks for asking me to lunch.,784000,TRUE,31,10,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Thanks for asking me to lunch.,thanks for asking me to lunch,6 +151261,541,150,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Why isn't she having an affair?,787000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Why isn't she having an affair?,why isnt she having an affair,6 +151262,541,151,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - bart's room - day),792000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151263,541,152,"Milhouse Van Houten: (THOUGHTFUL) What about a valentine that says: ""Bully, For You?""",792000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"What about a valentine that says: ""Bully, For You?""",what about a valentine that says bully for you,9 +151264,541,153,"Bart Simpson: Hmm, interesting.",796000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hmm, interesting.",hmm interesting,2 +151265,541,154,"Milhouse Van Houten: Interesting means ""no.""",798000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Interesting means ""no.""",interesting means no,3 +151266,541,155,"Bart Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL) Interesting means no... (SNAPS FINGERS) Milhouse, you're a genius!",798000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Interesting means no... Milhouse, you're a genius!",interesting means no milhouse youre a genius,7 +151267,541,156,Milhouse Van Houten: I am? What did I say?,805000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,I am? What did I say?,i am what did i say,6 +151268,541,157,"Bart Simpson: (MOANS) Nothing. On TV, when a guy says something lame, another guy says he's a genius, and then he has an idea. I thought it might work for me.",807000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Nothing. On TV, when a guy says something lame, another guy says he's a genius, and then he has an idea. I thought it might work for me.",nothing on tv when a guy says something lame another guy says hes a genius and then he has an idea i thought it might work for me,28 +151269,541,158,"Milhouse Van Houten: (TOUCHED) Well, you called me a genius. That means a lot.",816000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Well, you called me a genius. That means a lot.",well you called me a genius that means a lot,10 +151270,541,159,"Bart Simpson: I hate this stupid holiday! The only thing you can do is screw it up. (THINKS, THEN SNAPS FINGERS) That's it! Bart, you're a genius!",820000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I hate this stupid holiday! The only thing you can do is screw it up. That's it! Bart, you're a genius!",i hate this stupid holiday the only thing you can do is screw it up thats it bart youre a genius,21 +151271,541,160,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well if you keep throwing the word around, it means nothing.",829000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Well if you keep throwing the word around, it means nothing.",well if you keep throwing the word around it means nothing,11 +151272,541,161,(OBSERVATION ROOM: int. observation room - later that day),835000,FALSE,NA,1530,NA,OBSERVATION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151273,541,162,C. Montgomery Burns: (MAD) Who are you?!,835000,TRUE,15,1530,C. Montgomery Burns,OBSERVATION ROOM,Who are you?!,who are you,3 +151274,541,163,Homer Simpson: (SCARED) Mr. Burns!,835000,TRUE,2,1530,Homer Simpson,OBSERVATION ROOM,Mr. Burns!,mr burns,2 +151275,541,164,"C. Montgomery Burns: (APOLOGETIC) I'm so sorry, Mr. Burns. I won't disturb you again.",837000,TRUE,15,1530,C. Montgomery Burns,OBSERVATION ROOM,"I'm so sorry, Mr. Burns. I won't disturb you again.",im so sorry mr burns i wont disturb you again,10 +151276,541,165,"Homer Simpson: Marge, that's a compact-only space!",847000,TRUE,2,1530,Homer Simpson,OBSERVATION ROOM,"Marge, that's a compact-only space!",marge thats a compact-only space,5 +151277,541,166,"Homer Simpson: Well, who knew you were such a rebel? Now, let's learn more about my wife's secret life. Secrets which can only be good.",852000,TRUE,2,1530,Homer Simpson,OBSERVATION ROOM,"Well, who knew you were such a rebel? Now, let's learn more about my wife's secret life. Secrets which can only be good.",well who knew you were such a rebel now lets learn more about my wifes secret life secrets which can only be good,23 +151278,541,167,"Receptionist: Hi Marge, Dr. Carlock is ready for you.",862000,TRUE,98,1530,Receptionist,OBSERVATION ROOM,"Hi Marge, Dr. Carlock is ready for you.",hi marge dr carlock is ready for you,8 +151279,541,168,Marge Simpson: Thank you.,866000,TRUE,1,1530,Marge Simpson,OBSERVATION ROOM,Thank you.,thank you,2 +151280,541,169,"Dr. Carlock: So Marge, how have you been?",869000,TRUE,6496,1530,Dr. Carlock,OBSERVATION ROOM,"So Marge, how have you been?",so marge how have you been,6 +151281,541,170,"Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Okay, I guess.",871000,TRUE,1,1530,Marge Simpson,OBSERVATION ROOM,"Okay, I guess.",okay i guess,3 +151282,541,171,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED) Marge is in therapy?,873000,TRUE,2,1530,Homer Simpson,OBSERVATION ROOM,Marge is in therapy?,marge is in therapy,4 +151283,541,172,"Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I hate when I come here and the first word out of my mouth is Homer. But here we go. (NERVOUSLY TWISTS WEDDING RING) Again. (TRAILING OFF) Homer was converting our dollars to gyros... (YEAR-OHS)not the money, the sandwich...",876000,TRUE,1,1530,Marge Simpson,OBSERVATION ROOM,"I hate when I come here and the first word out of my mouth is Homer. But here we go. Again. Homer was converting our dollars to gyros... not the money, the sandwich...",i hate when i come here and the first word out of my mouth is homer but here we go again homer was converting our dollars to gyros not the money the sandwich,33 +151284,541,173,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - burns' office - day),893000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +151285,541,174,Dr. Carlock: And has there been any improvement in Homer's drinking?,893000,TRUE,6496,10,Dr. Carlock,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,And has there been any improvement in Homer's drinking?,and has there been any improvement in homers drinking,9 +151286,541,175,"Marge Simpson: Well, he's down to two beers in the shower...",895000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, he's down to two beers in the shower...",well hes down to two beers in the shower,9 +151287,541,176,Homer Simpson: (OFFENDED) Pale ales. Please.,898000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Pale ales. Please.,pale ales please,3 +151288,541,177,"Dr. Carlock: Well, maybe if you just concentrate on one problem, like his temper.",900000,TRUE,6496,10,Dr. Carlock,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, maybe if you just concentrate on one problem, like his temper.",well maybe if you just concentrate on one problem like his temper,12 +151289,541,178,Marge Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Everything in the newspaper makes him mad.,903000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Everything in the newspaper makes him mad.,everything in the newspaper makes him mad,7 +151290,541,179,Homer Simpson: Not Marmaduke! Never Marmaduke!,906000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Not Marmaduke! Never Marmaduke!,not marmaduke never marmaduke,4 +151291,541,180,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - evening - establishing),909000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +151292,541,181,"Homer Simpson: Marmaduke was horrible today! Also, Marge is in therapy and she didn't even tell me!",909000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Marmaduke was horrible today! Also, Marge is in therapy and she didn't even tell me!",marmaduke was horrible today also marge is in therapy and she didnt even tell me,15 +151293,541,182,Moe Szyslak: Whoa. She has crossed a line. How did you find out?,916000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Whoa. She has crossed a line. How did you find out?,whoa she has crossed a line how did you find out,11 +151294,541,183,"Homer Simpson: Spied on her with a hidden camera. (SIPS) She thinks I'm selfish, she thinks I don't spend enough time with the kids...",920000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Spied on her with a hidden camera. She thinks I'm selfish, she thinks I don't spend enough time with the kids...",spied on her with a hidden camera she thinks im selfish she thinks i dont spend enough time with the kids,21 +151295,541,184,"Moe Szyslak: What? That's crazy! Come on, you work your butt off in a radioactive hellhole, and what do you get? Not one lousy superpower!",926000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"What? That's crazy! Come on, you work your butt off in a radioactive hellhole, and what do you get? Not one lousy superpower!",what thats crazy come on you work your butt off in a radioactive hellhole and what do you get not one lousy superpower,23 +151296,541,185,Homer Simpson: I guess the only choice is to come clean and tell her what I know... and how I know.,933000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I guess the only choice is to come clean and tell her what I know... and how I know.,i guess the only choice is to come clean and tell her what i know and how i know,19 +151297,541,186,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa-ho, bad idea! No, no. Chicks do not like finding out they're being spied on. I speak from looooooooooooooooooong experience. Now, you gotta make it seem like you found out by accident there. (SNAPS FINGERS) Ooh! Next week youse schedule an appointment with the therapist, after hers, and then you ""bump into"" Midge in the waitin' room, there.",937000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Whoa-ho, bad idea! No, no. Chicks do not like finding out they're being spied on. I speak from looooooooooooooooooong experience. Now, you gotta make it seem like you found out by accident there. Ooh! Next week youse schedule an appointment with the therapist, after hers, and then you ""bump into"" Midge in the waitin' room, there.",whoa-ho bad idea no no chicks do not like finding out theyre being spied on i speak from looooooooooooooooooong experience now you gotta make it seem like you found out by accident there ooh next week youse schedule an appointment with the therapist after hers and then you bump into midge in the waitin room there,56 +151298,541,187,"Homer Simpson: Moe, that's great. How do you get your ideas?",963000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, that's great. How do you get your ideas?",moe thats great how do you get your ideas,9 +151299,541,188,Moe Szyslak: Pretty much all my friends are divorced guys.,967000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Pretty much all my friends are divorced guys.,pretty much all my friends are divorced guys,8 +151300,541,189,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - evening),970000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151301,541,190,"Marge Simpson: (CHIPPER) Hello, Homie! Dinner's almost ready! Pork chops with my secret seasoning!",970000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, Homie! Dinner's almost ready! Pork chops with my secret seasoning!",hello homie dinners almost ready pork chops with my secret seasoning,11 +151302,541,191,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, you do like your secrets, don't you, Marge?",977000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, you do like your secrets, don't you, Marge?",yeah you do like your secrets dont you marge,9 +151303,541,192,"Thought Bubble Moe: Don't lose your cool, Homer. The building block of a marriage is long silence. (LOOKS AROUND) Hey, where'd she go?",981000,TRUE,2480,5,Thought Bubble Moe,Simpson Home,"Don't lose your cool, Homer. The building block of a marriage is long silence. Hey, where'd she go?",dont lose your cool homer the building block of a marriage is long silence hey whered she go,18 +151304,541,193,"Thought Bubble Moe: Good, good, you held your tongue. Because... hey, where'd you go?",988000,TRUE,2480,5,Thought Bubble Moe,Simpson Home,"Good, good, you held your tongue. Because... hey, where'd you go?",good good you held your tongue because hey whered you go,11 +151305,541,194,Thought Bubble Moe: Doesn't anybody want me to give 'em advice?,992000,TRUE,2480,5,Thought Bubble Moe,Simpson Home,Doesn't anybody want me to give 'em advice?,doesnt anybody want me to give em advice,8 +151306,541,195,"Thought Bubble Moe: Okay there, Fido. When you see that squirrel outside, at first, you play it cool, you understand?",995000,TRUE,2480,5,Thought Bubble Moe,Simpson Home,"Okay there, Fido. When you see that squirrel outside, at first, you play it cool, you understand?",okay there fido when you see that squirrel outside at first you play it cool you understand,17 +151307,541,196,Santa's Little Helper: (AGREEING BARKS),995000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151308,541,197,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - playground - day),1004000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151406,542,40,(Bart's Bedroom: INT. BART'S BEDROOM - NIGHT),254000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +151309,541,198,"Nelson Muntz: (READING SURPRISED) ""I fear you""? This is what Valentine's Day means to you?",1004000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"""I fear you""? This is what Valentine's Day means to you?",i fear you this is what valentines day means to you,11 +151310,541,199,"Bart Simpson: This is what it means to everyone. How can you be forced to say ""I love you?"" People only give valentines because they're scared of what would happen if they didn't.",1008000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"This is what it means to everyone. How can you be forced to say ""I love you?"" People only give valentines because they're scared of what would happen if they didn't.",this is what it means to everyone how can you be forced to say i love you people only give valentines because theyre scared of what would happen if they didnt,31 +151311,541,200,"Nelson Muntz: (READS, LIMERICK) Nelson, you frighten me so / The psycho-est bully I know / You're a sociopath / in need of a bath / I'm sure you'll wind up on Death Row.",1018000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Nelson, you frighten me so / The psycho-est bully I know / You're a sociopath / in need of a bath / I'm sure you'll wind up on Death Row.",nelson you frighten me so the psycho-est bully i know youre a sociopath in need of a bath im sure youll wind up on death row,26 +151312,541,201,"Nelson Muntz: (SNIFFS CARD) Mm, you can really smell the fear on this.",1018000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Mm, you can really smell the fear on this.",mm you can really smell the fear on this,9 +151313,541,202,Bart Simpson: I rubbed it on Milhouse.,1036000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I rubbed it on Milhouse.,i rubbed it on milhouse,5 +151314,541,203,"Nelson Muntz: (MOVED) Simpson, you just touched my heart's butt!",1038000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Simpson, you just touched my heart's butt!",simpson you just touched my hearts butt,7 +151315,541,204,Nelson Muntz: (CHOKED-UP) Why are you hugging yourself? Why are you hugging yourself?...,1040000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Why are you hugging yourself? Why are you hugging yourself?...,why are you hugging yourself why are you hugging yourself,10 +151316,541,205,"DOLPH: If Nelson doesn't do something bully-ish in two seconds, I'm gonna wedgie him.",1045000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,"If Nelson doesn't do something bully-ish in two seconds, I'm gonna wedgie him.",if nelson doesnt do something bully-ish in two seconds im gonna wedgie him,13 +151317,541,206,Jimbo Jones: Nelson doesn't wear underwear.,1050000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,Nelson doesn't wear underwear.,nelson doesnt wear underwear,4 +151318,541,207,DOLPH: (ADMIRING) Wow. Always one step ahead.,1052000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Wow. Always one step ahead.,wow always one step ahead,5 +151319,541,208,(BUNGALOW: ext. bungalow - day),1057000,FALSE,NA,4287,NA,BUNGALOW,NA,NA,NA +151320,541,209,"Homer Simpson: Uh, I'm here to check in for the three o'clock.",1057000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer Simpson,BUNGALOW,"Uh, I'm here to check in for the three o'clock.",uh im here to check in for the three oclock,10 +151321,541,210,"Receptionist: Please fill out these forms, Mr. Fakinami.",1059000,TRUE,98,4287,Receptionist,BUNGALOW,"Please fill out these forms, Mr. Fakinami.",please fill out these forms mr fakinami,7 +151322,541,211,"Homer Simpson: That's ""Fake Name.""",1062000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer Simpson,BUNGALOW,"That's ""Fake Name.""",thats fake name,3 +151323,541,212,Receptionist: I'll just call you Elias.,1062000,TRUE,98,4287,Receptionist,BUNGALOW,I'll just call you Elias.,ill just call you elias,5 +151324,541,213,"Homer Simpson: That's ""Alias."" Du-uh.",1065000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer Simpson,BUNGALOW,"That's ""Alias."" Du-uh.",thats alias du-uh,3 +151326,541,215,"Receptionist: Same time next week, Marge?",1082000,TRUE,98,4287,Receptionist,BUNGALOW,"Same time next week, Marge?",same time next week marge,5 +151327,541,216,"Marge Simpson: Oh, absolutely. These sessions keep me on an even keel.",1084000,TRUE,1,4287,Marge Simpson,BUNGALOW,"Oh, absolutely. These sessions keep me on an even keel.",oh absolutely these sessions keep me on an even keel,10 +151328,541,217,Marge Simpson: Dr. Carlock is like my Wednesday reset button.,1088000,TRUE,1,4287,Marge Simpson,BUNGALOW,Dr. Carlock is like my Wednesday reset button.,dr carlock is like my wednesday reset button,8 +151331,541,220,Homer Simpson: (REALIZING) Oh my God... Marge needs this. It lights her way through the dark path of marriage to me.,1132000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer Simpson,BUNGALOW,Oh my God... Marge needs this. It lights her way through the dark path of marriage to me.,oh my god marge needs this it lights her way through the dark path of marriage to me,18 +151332,541,221,"Dr. Carlock: Come on in, Mr. Fakinami.",1139000,TRUE,6496,4287,Dr. Carlock,BUNGALOW,"Come on in, Mr. Fakinami.",come on in mr fakinami,5 +151333,541,222,Homer Simpson: No need. Everything's fine.,1141000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer Simpson,BUNGALOW,No need. Everything's fine.,no need everythings fine,4 +151334,541,223,Dr. Carlock: (GENTLY) I'm sorry. But there are no cancellations within twenty-four hours.,1143000,TRUE,6496,4287,Dr. Carlock,BUNGALOW,I'm sorry. But there are no cancellations within twenty-four hours.,im sorry but there are no cancellations within twenty-four hours,10 +151335,541,224,"Homer Simpson: Well, as long as I'm paying for the time...",1146000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer Simpson,BUNGALOW,"Well, as long as I'm paying for the time...",well as long as im paying for the time,9 +151336,541,225,(Carlock's Office: Int. Carlock's office - a little later),1148000,FALSE,NA,4288,NA,Carlock's Office,NA,NA,NA +151337,541,226,"Homer Simpson: Ow! Where'd you learn to cut hair, idiot?",1148000,TRUE,2,4288,Homer Simpson,Carlock's Office,"Ow! Where'd you learn to cut hair, idiot?",ow whered you learn to cut hair idiot,8 +151338,541,227,"Dr. Carlock: You know, you have some anger issues.",1152000,TRUE,6496,4288,Dr. Carlock,Carlock's Office,"You know, you have some anger issues.",you know you have some anger issues,7 +151341,541,230,"Marge Simpson: Oh I forgot to tell you, Homie! I bumped into Helen Lovejoy today, and guess what?",1156000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh I forgot to tell you, Homie! I bumped into Helen Lovejoy today, and guess what?",oh i forgot to tell you homie i bumped into helen lovejoy today and guess what,16 +151342,541,231,"Homer Simpson: (AT PEACE) I don't need to know, Marge. You deserve to have your secrets.",1162000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't need to know, Marge. You deserve to have your secrets.",i dont need to know marge you deserve to have your secrets,12 +151343,541,232,Marge Simpson: It's not a secret. It's a funny story.,1165000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not a secret. It's a funny story.,its not a secret its a funny story,8 +151344,541,233,"Homer Simpson: Okay, Marge. But first, well, I have something I need to tell you. Something I did you might be mad about, and rightly so.",1167000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, Marge. But first, well, I have something I need to tell you. Something I did you might be mad about, and rightly so.",okay marge but first well i have something i need to tell you something i did you might be mad about and rightly so,24 +151345,541,234,"Marge Simpson: Oh, I bet my story's more interesting.",1176000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I bet my story's more interesting.",oh i bet my storys more interesting,7 +151346,541,235,Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! I tried! Okay.,1178000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo-hoo! I tried! Okay.,woo-hoo i tried okay,4 +151347,541,236,"Marge Simpson: Okay, so Helen Lovejoy told me that she made her famous snicker doodle Bundt cake for the church sale, and she put in salt instead of sugar! (CHUCKLES)",1180000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, so Helen Lovejoy told me that she made her famous snicker doodle Bundt cake for the church sale, and she put in salt instead of sugar!",okay so helen lovejoy told me that she made her famous snicker doodle bundt cake for the church sale and she put in salt instead of sugar,27 +151348,541,237,Homer Simpson: Yeah. And?,1189000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah. And?,yeah and,2 +151349,541,238,Marge Simpson: That's it. That was the story.,1191000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's it. That was the story.,thats it that was the story,6 +151350,541,239,Homer Simpson: Where's that cake now?,1193000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Where's that cake now?,wheres that cake now,4 +151351,541,240,Marge Simpson: It got sold.,1193000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It got sold.,it got sold,3 +151352,541,241,Homer Simpson: Who bought it?,1196000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Who bought it?,who bought it,3 +151353,541,242,Marge Simpson: Dr. Hibbert.,1196000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Dr. Hibbert.,dr hibbert,2 +151354,541,243,Homer Simpson: Excuse me. I have to make a call.,1197000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Excuse me. I have to make a call.,excuse me i have to make a call,8 +151355,541,244,Marge Simpson: Don't take too long!,1197000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't take too long!,dont take too long,4 +151356,541,245,"Homer Simpson: Okay, Hibbert's in surgery, but they're having him paged.",1203000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, Hibbert's in surgery, but they're having him paged.",okay hibberts in surgery but theyre having him paged,9 +151357,541,246,"Homer Simpson: Wait, something's wrong. (AFTER ADJUSTMENT) That's better.",1208000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait, something's wrong. That's better.",wait somethings wrong thats better,5 +151358,541,247,(Burns's Office: Int. Burns' office - later),1212000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +151359,541,248,C. Montgomery Burns: Oh dear God.,1212000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Oh dear God.,oh dear god,3 +151360,541,249,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - day),1218000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151361,541,250,(Miss Hoover's Classroom: Int. Miss Hoover's class - continuous),1218000,FALSE,NA,574,NA,Miss Hoover's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +151362,541,251,"Lisa Simpson: Hi, Ralph... um, I just wanted to tell you there was a tooth in the valentine you gave me.",1218000,TRUE,9,574,Lisa Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Hi, Ralph... um, I just wanted to tell you there was a tooth in the valentine you gave me.",hi ralph um i just wanted to tell you there was a tooth in the valentine you gave me,19 +151363,541,252,Ralph Wiggum: Plant it and you'll grow a new Ralph!,1224000,TRUE,119,574,Ralph Wiggum,Miss Hoover's Classroom,Plant it and you'll grow a new Ralph!,plant it and youll grow a new ralph,8 +151364,541,253,"Lisa Simpson: I don't need a new Ralph, I like the old one. Happy Valentine's Day!",1226000,TRUE,9,574,Lisa Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"I don't need a new Ralph, I like the old one. Happy Valentine's Day!",i dont need a new ralph i like the old one happy valentines day,14 +151365,541,254,"Ralph Wiggum: Well, better get ready for St. Patrick's!",1231000,TRUE,119,574,Ralph Wiggum,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Well, better get ready for St. Patrick's!",well better get ready for st patricks,7 +151366,542,0,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. First church of springfield - day - establishing),48000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151367,542,1,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: ...And it's for all these reasons, and more, that the Kingdom of Moab is the least interesting in the Bible. Amen.",48000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"...And it's for all these reasons, and more, that the Kingdom of Moab is the least interesting in the Bible. Amen.",and its for all these reasons and more that the kingdom of moab is the least interesting in the bible amen,21 +151368,542,2,Bart Simpson: (SEATED IN PEW) Amen! We're done!,133000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Amen! We're done!,amen were done,3 +151369,542,3,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (A LITTLE IRRITATED) Allow me to introduce our guest speaker...,136000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Allow me to introduce our guest speaker...,allow me to introduce our guest speaker,7 +151370,542,4,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),136000,FALSE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151371,542,5,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: ...from our ill-advised mission in Indonesia, the Rev. (OVER-PRONOUNCING) Kartawijaya.",136000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"...from our ill-advised mission in Indonesia, the Rev. Kartawijaya.",from our ill-advised mission in indonesia the rev kartawijaya,9 +151372,542,6,"Rev. Kartawijaya: I know how you feel, young man!",145000,TRUE,6497,131,Rev. Kartawijaya,First Church of Springfield,"I know how you feel, young man!",i know how you feel young man,7 +151373,542,7,Bart Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE),145000,FALSE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151374,542,8,"Rev. Kartawijaya: (CHUCKLES) The children in my village are just like you. One boy, named Sumadi, never comes to church.",148000,TRUE,6497,131,Rev. Kartawijaya,First Church of Springfield,"The children in my village are just like you. One boy, named Sumadi, never comes to church.",the children in my village are just like you one boy named sumadi never comes to church,17 +151375,542,9,"Rev. Kartawijaya: He is always tying the monkeys' tails together and yelling ""tiger is gone"" when in fact the tiger is there.",154000,TRUE,6497,131,Rev. Kartawijaya,First Church of Springfield,"He is always tying the monkeys' tails together and yelling ""tiger is gone"" when in fact the tiger is there.",he is always tying the monkeys tails together and yelling tiger is gone when in fact the tiger is there,20 +151376,542,10,"Rev. Kartawijaya: Unfortunately, Sumadi is sick now.",161000,TRUE,6497,131,Rev. Kartawijaya,First Church of Springfield,"Unfortunately, Sumadi is sick now.",unfortunately sumadi is sick now,5 +151377,542,11,Carl Carlson: (STUNNED) What?! Sumadi has a problem?,165000,TRUE,170,131,Carl Carlson,First Church of Springfield,What?! Sumadi has a problem?,what sumadi has a problem,5 +151378,542,12,"Rev. Kartawijaya: Sumadi... and others equally doe-eyed... need urgent medical treatment. After all, we are all just children of Allah. I mean, God. Sorry, recent convert.",167000,TRUE,6497,131,Rev. Kartawijaya,First Church of Springfield,"Sumadi... and others equally doe-eyed... need urgent medical treatment. After all, we are all just children of Allah. I mean, God. Sorry, recent convert.",sumadi and others equally doe-eyed need urgent medical treatment after all we are all just children of allah i mean god sorry recent convert,24 +151379,542,13,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Poor Sumadi. Born in such a terrible country.,178000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,Poor Sumadi. Born in such a terrible country.,poor sumadi born in such a terrible country,8 +151380,542,14,Rev. Kartawijaya: Now wait a minute...,182000,TRUE,6497,131,Rev. Kartawijaya,First Church of Springfield,Now wait a minute...,now wait a minute,4 +151381,542,15,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: But, good news. To help him we will now have a second collection.",183000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"But, good news. To help him we will now have a second collection.",but good news to help him we will now have a second collection,13 +151382,542,16,Parishioners: (AUDIBLE GROAN),183000,FALSE,6328,131,Parishioners,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151383,542,17,Lenny Leonard: (TO CARL) Wasn't our sympathetic nodding enough?,189000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,Wasn't our sympathetic nodding enough?,wasnt our sympathetic nodding enough,5 +151384,542,18,"Bart Simpson: (TO MARGE) Mom, can I have some money?",191000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Mom, can I have some money?",mom can i have some money,6 +151385,542,19,"Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) I'm sorry, honey. I'm all out. I spent all I had lighting that candle for Great Aunt Betty.",193000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"I'm sorry, honey. I'm all out. I spent all I had lighting that candle for Great Aunt Betty.",im sorry honey im all out i spent all i had lighting that candle for great aunt betty,18 +151386,542,20,(CANDLE RACK: Ext. Candle Rack - continuous),199000,FALSE,NA,4289,NA,CANDLE RACK,NA,NA,NA +151387,542,21,Shauna Chalmers: I hope that wasn't somebody's Aunt Betty or something.,199000,TRUE,5625,4289,Shauna Chalmers,CANDLE RACK,I hope that wasn't somebody's Aunt Betty or something.,i hope that wasnt somebodys aunt betty or something,9 +151388,542,22,Bart Simpson: Dad? Please? For Sumadi?,203000,TRUE,8,4289,Bart Simpson,CANDLE RACK,Dad? Please? For Sumadi?,dad please for sumadi,4 +151389,542,23,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Sorry son, I only have twenties. And if God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible? The first one sold pretty well.",206000,TRUE,2,4289,Homer Simpson,CANDLE RACK,"Sorry son, I only have twenties. And if God needs money, why doesn't he just write another Bible? The first one sold pretty well.",sorry son i only have twenties and if god needs money why doesnt he just write another bible the first one sold pretty well,24 +151390,542,24,Ned Flanders: Does anyone remember when it was considered rude to talk in church?,212000,TRUE,11,4289,Ned Flanders,CANDLE RACK,Does anyone remember when it was considered rude to talk in church?,does anyone remember when it was considered rude to talk in church,12 +151391,542,25,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Pipe down, Ned.",216000,TRUE,140,4289,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,CANDLE RACK,"Pipe down, Ned.",pipe down ned,3 +151392,542,26,Bart Simpson: Please!,220000,TRUE,8,4289,Bart Simpson,CANDLE RACK,Please!,please,1 +151393,542,27,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) All right, son... but you have to pay me back.",224000,TRUE,2,4289,Homer Simpson,CANDLE RACK,"All right, son... but you have to pay me back.",all right son but you have to pay me back,10 +151394,542,28,Bart Simpson: (CONTENTED SIGH) Life is good.,230000,TRUE,8,4289,Bart Simpson,CANDLE RACK,Life is good.,life is good,3 +151395,542,29,Homer Simpson: (LEANS IN) Do you have my money?,232000,TRUE,2,4289,Homer Simpson,CANDLE RACK,Do you have my money?,do you have my money,5 +151396,542,30,Bart Simpson: What?,232000,TRUE,8,4289,Bart Simpson,CANDLE RACK,What?,what,1 +151397,542,31,Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Do you have my money?,233000,TRUE,2,4289,Homer Simpson,CANDLE RACK,Do you have my money?,do you have my money,5 +151398,542,32,Bart Simpson: How could I?,234000,TRUE,8,4289,Bart Simpson,CANDLE RACK,How could I?,how could i,3 +151399,542,33,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Right, right, too soon. (SHORT BEAT) Do you have my money?",236000,TRUE,2,4289,Homer Simpson,CANDLE RACK,"Right, right, too soon. Do you have my money?",right right too soon do you have my money,9 +151400,542,34,Bart Simpson: (ANGUISHED NOISE),236000,FALSE,8,4289,Bart Simpson,CANDLE RACK,NA,NA,NA +151401,542,35,(Restaurant: Ext. restaurant - Sunday morning - after church),242000,FALSE,NA,203,NA,Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +151402,542,36,"Homer Simpson: Seriously, do you have my money?",242000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,"Seriously, do you have my money?",seriously do you have my money,6 +151403,542,37,(LITTLE LEAGUE BALL FIELD: Ext. little league ball field - day),244000,FALSE,NA,4290,NA,LITTLE LEAGUE BALL FIELD,NA,NA,NA +151407,542,41,Homer Simpson: Where's my money?,254000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Where's my money?,wheres my money,3 +151408,542,42,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - playground - later),256000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151409,542,43,Homer Simpson: (AS BART SPINS) Where's... my... mon... ey?,256000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Where's... my... mon... ey?,wheres my mon ey,4 +151410,542,44,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - evening),261000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +151411,542,45,"Bart Simpson: (SAD) It's been a rough patch, man. Hope you got something to cheer me up.",261000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"It's been a rough patch, man. Hope you got something to cheer me up.",its been a rough patch man hope you got something to cheer me up,14 +151412,542,46,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well, there is one fun fact I've been saving for an emergency situation. Did you know there really was a Duncan Hines?",265000,TRUE,25,43,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Bedroom,"Well, there is one fun fact I've been saving for an emergency situation. Did you know there really was a Duncan Hines?",well there is one fun fact ive been saving for an emergency situation did you know there really was a duncan hines,22 +151413,542,47,"Homer Simpson: Where's my money? Do you have my money? Where is it? You know, if you had the money, I'm right here. Do you have the money?",273000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Where's my money? Do you have my money? Where is it? You know, if you had the money, I'm right here. Do you have the money?",wheres my money do you have my money where is it you know if you had the money im right here do you have the money,26 +151414,542,48,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master Bedroom - continuous),280000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151415,542,49,"Marge Simpson: Homer, quit badgering the boy.",280000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, quit badgering the boy.",homer quit badgering the boy,5 +151416,542,50,"Homer Simpson: Pressure's how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.",283000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Pressure's how you make your beloved diamonds, Marge.",pressures how you make your beloved diamonds marge,8 +151417,542,51,Marge Simpson: I don't have any diamonds.,287000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't have any diamonds.,i dont have any diamonds,5 +151418,542,52,Homer Simpson: Quit pressuring me!,288000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Quit pressuring me!,quit pressuring me,3 +151419,542,53,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elemenTary - playground),292000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151420,542,54,"Bart Simpson: Money, money. I need money!",292000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Money, money. I need money!",money money i need money,5 +151421,542,55,Devil Kid: (HINT OF MENACE) Would you eat anything for money?,295000,TRUE,6498,3,Devil Kid,Springfield Elementary School,Would you eat anything for money?,would you eat anything for money,6 +151422,542,56,Bart Simpson: I guess. Who are you?,297000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I guess. Who are you?,i guess who are you,5 +151423,542,57,"Devil Kid: (FRIENDLY) School play. ""Damn Yankees.""",299000,TRUE,6498,3,Devil Kid,Springfield Elementary School,"School play. ""Damn Yankees.""",school play damn yankees,4 +151424,542,58,Bart Simpson: Children of the playground! I will eat anything for money! Except money!,302000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Children of the playground! I will eat anything for money! Except money!,children of the playground i will eat anything for money except money,12 +151425,542,59,Sherri Mackleberry: (PULLS GUM FROM HER MOUTH) I'll give you a quarter if you eat my gum.,309000,TRUE,54,3,Sherri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,I'll give you a quarter if you eat my gum.,ill give you a quarter if you eat my gum,10 +151426,542,60,Terri Mackleberry: I'll give you another if you eat mine!,313000,TRUE,55,3,Terri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,I'll give you another if you eat mine!,ill give you another if you eat mine,8 +151427,542,61,Milhouse Van Houten: Here's some orthodontic wax!,317000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Here's some orthodontic wax!,heres some orthodontic wax,4 +151428,542,62,Kid With Lisp: And thome thinnamon!,319000,TRUE,6499,3,Kid With Lisp,Springfield Elementary School,And thome thinnamon!,and thome thinnamon,3 +151429,542,63,Martin Prince: St. John's Wort!,320000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,St. John's Wort!,st johns wort,3 +151430,542,64,Otto Mann: And here's something that'll make you forget about the other stuff. (WINKS),324000,TRUE,52,3,Otto Mann,Springfield Elementary School,And here's something that'll make you forget about the other stuff.,and heres something thatll make you forget about the other stuff,11 +151431,542,65,"Bart Simpson: Ay carumba. (COCKY) So, what else ya got?",328000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Ay carumba. So, what else ya got?",ay carumba so what else ya got,7 +151432,542,66,"Jimbo Jones: All right, Simpson. Twenty big ones says you're not messed-up enough to eat... this!",333000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"All right, Simpson. Twenty big ones says you're not messed-up enough to eat... this!",all right simpson twenty big ones says youre not messed-up enough to eat this,14 +151433,542,67,"Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) No Bart, no. Do it and you'll always be known as the kid who ate the dead frog.",342000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"No Bart, no. Do it and you'll always be known as the kid who ate the dead frog.",no bart no do it and youll always be known as the kid who ate the dead frog,18 +151434,542,68,Frog: Where's my money! Get my money! Money-money-money-money-money...,349000,TRUE,2306,3,Frog,Springfield Elementary School,Where's my money! Get my money! Money-money-money-money-money...,wheres my money get my money money-money-money-money-money,7 +151435,542,69,Bart Simpson: Easiest money I ever...,365000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Easiest money I ever...,easiest money i ever,4 +151436,542,70,(Hospital: int. hospital - day),368000,FALSE,NA,297,NA,Hospital,NA,NA,NA +151466,542,100,Diggs: I like the lack of attention. Especially in here.,495000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,I like the lack of attention. Especially in here.,i like the lack of attention especially in here,9 +151467,542,101,(Falconry Clubhouse: INT. FALCONRY CLUBHOUSE - DAY),507000,FALSE,NA,4291,NA,Falconry Clubhouse,NA,NA,NA +151437,542,71,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Son, by rights I should be playing banjo at your funeral. That frog was filled to the gills with formaldehyde, a highly toxic poison. (CHUCKLES)",368000,TRUE,332,297,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Hospital,"Son, by rights I should be playing banjo at your funeral. That frog was filled to the gills with formaldehyde, a highly toxic poison.",son by rights i should be playing banjo at your funeral that frog was filled to the gills with formaldehyde a highly toxic poison,24 +151438,542,72,"Bart Simpson: (FEEBLY) Here's your money, dad.",371000,TRUE,8,297,Bart Simpson,Hospital,"Here's your money, dad.",heres your money dad,4 +151439,542,73,Homer Simpson: (GENUINELY FORGOT) What? Did you owe me some money?,378000,TRUE,2,297,Homer Simpson,Hospital,What? Did you owe me some money?,what did you owe me some money,7 +151440,542,74,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: And Homer, here's your bill for four thousand dollars.",380000,TRUE,332,297,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Hospital,"And Homer, here's your bill for four thousand dollars.",and homer heres your bill for four thousand dollars,9 +151441,542,75,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),380000,FALSE,2,297,Homer Simpson,Hospital,NA,NA,NA +151442,542,76,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Where's my money? You got my money? Where's my money? (CHUCKLES) Seriously, where's my money?",384000,TRUE,332,297,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Hospital,"Where's my money? You got my money? Where's my money? Seriously, where's my money?",wheres my money you got my money wheres my money seriously wheres my money,14 +151443,542,77,(Simpson Home: ext. simpsons house - the next morning),395000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151444,542,78,(School Bus: INT. School bus - continuous),395000,FALSE,NA,71,NA,School Bus,NA,NA,NA +151445,542,79,Girl: Ew! It's the kid who ate the dead frog.,395000,TRUE,555,71,Girl,School Bus,Ew! It's the kid who ate the dead frog.,ew its the kid who ate the dead frog,9 +151446,542,80,Nelson Muntz: Herbivore!,404000,TRUE,101,71,Nelson Muntz,School Bus,Herbivore!,herbivore,1 +151447,542,81,Lisa Simpson: That's someone who eats plants.,406000,TRUE,9,71,Lisa Simpson,School Bus,That's someone who eats plants.,thats someone who eats plants,5 +151448,542,82,Nelson Muntz: I named the frog Herb!,407000,TRUE,101,71,Nelson Muntz,School Bus,I named the frog Herb!,i named the frog herb,5 +151449,542,83,Bart Simpson: Even you won't sit with me?,410000,TRUE,8,71,Bart Simpson,School Bus,Even you won't sit with me?,even you wont sit with me,6 +151450,542,84,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, if you sit here, I'll be the boy who sat next to the boy who ate the frog. And I'm already the boy who shared a comb with a boy who threw up on the boy who wet his pants at the winter carnival. P.S. I would've given you the money.",412000,TRUE,25,71,Milhouse Van Houten,School Bus,"Bart, if you sit here, I'll be the boy who sat next to the boy who ate the frog. And I'm already the boy who shared a comb with a boy who threw up on the boy who wet his pants at the winter carnival. P.S. I would've given you the money.",bart if you sit here ill be the boy who sat next to the boy who ate the frog and im already the boy who shared a comb with a boy who threw up on the boy who wet his pants at the winter carnival ps i wouldve given you the money,52 +151451,542,85,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),412000,FALSE,8,71,Bart Simpson,School Bus,NA,NA,NA +151452,542,86,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - day),442000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151453,542,87,Jimbo Jones: What's the matter? Frog in your throat?,442000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,What's the matter? Frog in your throat?,whats the matter frog in your throat,7 +151454,542,88,Bart Simpson: You're the ones that paid me to eat it.,444000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You're the ones that paid me to eat it.,youre the ones that paid me to eat it,9 +151455,542,89,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: All we hear is ribbit, ribbit!",446000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,"All we hear is ribbit, ribbit!",all we hear is ribbit ribbit,6 +151456,542,90,DOLPH: (SCARED NOISE) You said this was a simple bullying job!,452000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,You said this was a simple bullying job!,you said this was a simple bullying job,8 +151457,542,91,"Diggs: (SLIGHT UPPER-CLASS ACCENT) Diggs and Freedom, at your service. (GESTURES TO SELF) Diggs is short for Digby.",459000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,"Diggs and Freedom, at your service. Diggs is short for Digby.",diggs and freedom at your service diggs is short for digby,11 +151458,542,92,Bart Simpson: Thanks. (LOWERS HEAD) I'm the kid that ate the frog.,462000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Thanks. I'm the kid that ate the frog.,thanks im the kid that ate the frog,8 +151459,542,93,"Diggs: Oh, so you're the reason I had to dissect a Muppet in biology today.",465000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, so you're the reason I had to dissect a Muppet in biology today.",oh so youre the reason i had to dissect a muppet in biology today,14 +151460,542,94,"Bart Simpson: Thanks for the help, man.",472000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Thanks for the help, man.",thanks for the help man,5 +151461,542,95,"Diggs: Oh, you're welcome. At least, from me. There's no way to say what the bird thinks, or even if he thinks, really.",472000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, you're welcome. At least, from me. There's no way to say what the bird thinks, or even if he thinks, really.",oh youre welcome at least from me theres no way to say what the bird thinks or even if he thinks really,22 +151462,542,96,Bart Simpson: Wait! Wait! Wait! Who the hell are you?,479000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Wait! Wait! Wait! Who the hell are you?,wait wait wait who the hell are you,8 +151463,542,97,Diggs: (SHRUGS) I transferred here a few months ago.,481000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,I transferred here a few months ago.,i transferred here a few months ago,7 +151464,542,98,Bart Simpson: To this school? On purpose? Even after Springfield Montessori opened across the street?,483000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,To this school? On purpose? Even after Springfield Montessori opened across the street?,to this school on purpose even after springfield montessori opened across the street,13 +151465,542,99,Bart Simpson: That place is really in your face.,493000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That place is really in your face.,that place is really in your face,7 +153622,551,4,"Cats: (LOUDER DROWNING, VOMITING NOISES)",115000,FALSE,6574,6,Cats,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +151468,542,102,Bart Simpson: This school has a falconry club? No way.,507000,TRUE,8,4291,Bart Simpson,Falconry Clubhouse,This school has a falconry club? No way.,this school has a falconry club no way,8 +151469,542,103,Diggs: I resuscitated it.,510000,TRUE,6500,4291,Diggs,Falconry Clubhouse,I resuscitated it.,i resuscitated it,3 +151470,542,104,"Diggs: I'm president, secretary-treasurer, and faculty adviser. That took a lot of fancy paperwork but it was worth it to be left alone.",512000,TRUE,6500,4291,Diggs,Falconry Clubhouse,"I'm president, secretary-treasurer, and faculty adviser. That took a lot of fancy paperwork but it was worth it to be left alone.",im president secretary-treasurer and faculty adviser that took a lot of fancy paperwork but it was worth it to be left alone,22 +151471,542,105,Bart Simpson: Can I join?,520000,TRUE,8,4291,Bart Simpson,Falconry Clubhouse,Can I join?,can i join,3 +151472,542,106,"Diggs: Hmm, I'll have to check with Freedom.",522000,TRUE,6500,4291,Diggs,Falconry Clubhouse,"Hmm, I'll have to check with Freedom.",hmm ill have to check with freedom,7 +151473,542,107,Diggs: Habemus Papam! We have a poop! (LOOKS DOWN) It's white! You're in!,525000,TRUE,6500,4291,Diggs,Falconry Clubhouse,Habemus Papam! We have a poop! It's white! You're in!,habemus papam we have a poop its white youre in,10 +151474,542,108,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. Springfield elementary - after school - DAY),531000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151475,542,109,Groundskeeper Willie: Looks like the falconry club's back from the dead!,531000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Looks like the falconry club's back from the dead!,looks like the falconry clubs back from the dead,9 +151476,542,110,Seymour Skinner: Can the Esperanto Society be far behind? I mean... Ĉu la Esperanto-Societo esti multe malantaŭ?,535000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Can the Esperanto Society be far behind? I mean... Ĉu la Esperanto-Societo esti multe malantaŭ?,can the esperanto society be far behind i mean Ĉu la esperanto-societo esti multe malantaŭ,15 +151477,542,111,Groundskeeper Willie: Two languages and somehow no one will talk to you.,542000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Two languages and somehow no one will talk to you.,two languages and somehow no one will talk to you,10 +151478,542,112,Seymour Skinner: (VERY SAD) Ĝi estas vera. Mi tre soleca.,546000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Ĝi estas vera. Mi tre soleca.,Ĝi estas vera mi tre soleca,6 +151479,542,113,Diggs: The first thing to learn about falcons is how beautiful they are in flight.,550000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,The first thing to learn about falcons is how beautiful they are in flight.,the first thing to learn about falcons is how beautiful they are in flight,14 +151480,542,114,"Diggs: Don't fret, he'll be back.",558000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,"Don't fret, he'll be back.",dont fret hell be back,5 +151481,542,115,Ralph Wiggum: There's my Sky Gramma!,561000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,There's my Sky Gramma!,theres my sky gramma,4 +151482,542,116,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - simultaneous),563000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151483,542,117,"Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR) Bart's usually first in line for Taco night, but now he's ""muy tarde."" (CONCERNED NOISE) Is it all right to say ""tarde?""",563000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart's usually first in line for Taco night, but now he's ""muy tarde."" Is it all right to say ""tarde?""",barts usually first in line for taco night but now hes muy tarde is it all right to say tarde,20 +151484,542,118,"Homer Simpson: Hey, you've said it twice, Marge. You're in pretty deep.",571000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, you've said it twice, Marge. You're in pretty deep.",hey youve said it twice marge youre in pretty deep,10 +151485,542,119,Marge Simpson: Homer!,575000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +151486,542,120,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH FULL) Ten minute rule.,576000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ten minute rule.,ten minute rule,3 +151487,542,121,Marge Simpson: Lisa!,578000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa!,lisa,1 +151488,542,122,"Lisa Simpson: (SHRUGS, MOUTH FULL) What? A rule's a rule.",579000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What? A rule's a rule.,what a rules a rule,5 +151489,542,123,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - early evening),582000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151490,542,124,"Diggs: (POINTS, EXCITED) There he is!",582000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,There he is!,there he is,3 +151491,542,125,Diggs: He is just riding that thermal.,582000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,He is just riding that thermal.,he is just riding that thermal,6 +151492,542,126,Bart Simpson: You were right about watching him fly.,587000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,You were right about watching him fly.,you were right about watching him fly,7 +151493,542,127,"Diggs: (NODS) I thought you'd get it. Seat-backs and tray tables, Bart. We're coming in for a landing!",589000,TRUE,6500,3,Diggs,Springfield Elementary School,"I thought you'd get it. Seat-backs and tray tables, Bart. We're coming in for a landing!",i thought youd get it seat-backs and tray tables bart were coming in for a landing,16 +151494,542,128,Bart Simpson: Wow. You don't know how impressive that is to a boy whose dad can't even get the dog to sit.,596000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Wow. You don't know how impressive that is to a boy whose dad can't even get the dog to sit.,wow you dont know how impressive that is to a boy whose dad cant even get the dog to sit,20 +151495,542,129,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - a little later),601000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151496,542,130,Homer Simpson: (GROWING ANGER) Sit. Sit. Sit! Sit! SIT!!!,601000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sit. Sit. Sit! Sit! SIT!!!,sit sit sit sit sit,5 +151497,542,131,"Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) I don't know what that is, but it's not sitting!",608000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't know what that is, but it's not sitting!",i dont know what that is but its not sitting,10 +151498,542,132,Marge Simpson: Where could Bart be?,612000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Where could Bart be?,where could bart be,4 +151557,542,191,"Diggs: (JAUNTY) Hey, I'm not flying anywhere with this broken wing.",889000,TRUE,6500,334,Diggs,Hospital Room,"Hey, I'm not flying anywhere with this broken wing.",hey im not flying anywhere with this broken wing,9 +151499,542,133,Lisa Simpson: I saw him heading across the field after school with a kid a little bit older and undoubtedly wiser.,615000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I saw him heading across the field after school with a kid a little bit older and undoubtedly wiser.,i saw him heading across the field after school with a kid a little bit older and undoubtedly wiser,19 +151500,542,134,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I know what that means. There comes a time when a boy sneaks his first beer. Finally! I was beginning to think that kid was a teetotaler.",620000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I know what that means. There comes a time when a boy sneaks his first beer. Finally! I was beginning to think that kid was a teetotaler.",oh i know what that means there comes a time when a boy sneaks his first beer finally i was beginning to think that kid was a teetotaler,28 +151501,542,135,"Bart Simpson: Bart Simpson, at your service.",632000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart Simpson, at your service.",bart simpson at your service,5 +151502,542,136,"Homer Simpson: More like ""at your six-pack,"" am I right? (CHUCKLES) It's okay if you need to take a little nap.",635000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"More like ""at your six-pack,"" am I right? It's okay if you need to take a little nap.",more like at your six-pack am i right its okay if you need to take a little nap,18 +151503,542,137,Bart Simpson: Why would I want a nap?,641000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Why would I want a nap?,why would i want a nap,6 +151504,542,138,Homer Simpson: (GETTING IRRITATED) Because you're so drunk you can barely keep it together!,642000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Because you're so drunk you can barely keep it together!,because youre so drunk you can barely keep it together,10 +151505,542,139,Bart Simpson: I wasn't drinking. I was learning that nature isn't a complete waste of space.,646000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I wasn't drinking. I was learning that nature isn't a complete waste of space.,i wasnt drinking i was learning that nature isnt a complete waste of space,14 +151506,542,140,Lisa Simpson: That doesn't sound like you.,650000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That doesn't sound like you.,that doesnt sound like you,5 +151507,542,141,Homer Simpson: But it does sound like the kind of lie you'd make up after the first time you got blitzed.,651000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But it does sound like the kind of lie you'd make up after the first time you got blitzed.,but it does sound like the kind of lie youd make up after the first time you got blitzed,19 +151508,542,142,"Bart Simpson: I met this kid. A little older, kind of strange. I don't think other people get him, but I just wanna hang out with him all the time.",656000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I met this kid. A little older, kind of strange. I don't think other people get him, but I just wanna hang out with him all the time.",i met this kid a little older kind of strange i dont think other people get him but i just wanna hang out with him all the time,28 +151509,542,143,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) It's even better than I thought... you've found your Moe Szyslak! In just a few short years you'll be getting your version of baked on your version of pot listening to your version of Journey. (CHUCKLES),663000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's even better than I thought... you've found your Moe Szyslak! In just a few short years you'll be getting your version of baked on your version of pot listening to your version of Journey.,its even better than i thought youve found your moe szyslak in just a few short years youll be getting your version of baked on your version of pot listening to your version of journey,35 +151510,542,144,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED) What's he doing?,678000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What's he doing?,whats he doing,3 +151511,542,145,(SKIES OVER SPRINGFIELD: ext. skies over Springfield),685000,FALSE,NA,3924,NA,SKIES OVER SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +151512,542,146,(Woods: EXT. WOODS - DAY),685000,FALSE,NA,565,NA,Woods,NA,NA,NA +151513,542,147,"Diggs: Now when he lands, you'll feed him, so he has positive associations with you.",685000,TRUE,6500,565,Diggs,Woods,"Now when he lands, you'll feed him, so he has positive associations with you.",now when he lands youll feed him so he has positive associations with you,14 +151514,542,148,Diggs: Don't worry. He's only bitten off one of my fingers.,691000,TRUE,6500,565,Diggs,Woods,Don't worry. He's only bitten off one of my fingers.,dont worry hes only bitten off one of my fingers,10 +151515,542,149,Bart Simpson: (GASPS),691000,FALSE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,NA,NA,NA +151516,542,150,Diggs: Just goofing on you. This is the finger he bit off.,695000,TRUE,6500,565,Diggs,Woods,Just goofing on you. This is the finger he bit off.,just goofing on you this is the finger he bit off,11 +151517,542,151,"Diggs: If he starts to carry you off, slip out of the glove. Now tell him to fly.",702000,TRUE,6500,565,Diggs,Woods,"If he starts to carry you off, slip out of the glove. Now tell him to fly.",if he starts to carry you off slip out of the glove now tell him to fly,17 +151518,542,152,"Bart Simpson: Fly! Fly! C'mon, man! Do the wing thing!",706000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,"Fly! Fly! C'mon, man! Do the wing thing!",fly fly cmon man do the wing thing,8 +151519,542,153,Bart Simpson: I did it! He did it! We did it!,712000,TRUE,8,565,Bart Simpson,Woods,I did it! He did it! We did it!,i did it he did it we did it,9 +151520,542,154,"Diggs: Yes, Bart, that is how you conjugate the verb ""to do."" (SMILES) Well done.",714000,TRUE,6500,565,Diggs,Woods,"Yes, Bart, that is how you conjugate the verb ""to do."" Well done.",yes bart that is how you conjugate the verb to do well done,13 +151521,542,155,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),714000,FALSE,2,565,Homer Simpson,Woods,NA,NA,NA +151522,542,156,Disco Stu: Hey! Bring back my bling!,723000,TRUE,1867,565,Disco Stu,Woods,Hey! Bring back my bling!,hey bring back my bling,5 +151523,542,157,Krusty the Clown: Give that back! All I've got is a hole in my face!,749000,TRUE,139,565,Krusty the Clown,Woods,Give that back! All I've got is a hole in my face!,give that back all ive got is a hole in my face,12 +151524,542,158,Krusty the Clown: (NASAL) Uncle Krusty's back!,752000,TRUE,139,565,Krusty the Clown,Woods,Uncle Krusty's back!,uncle krustys back,3 +151525,542,159,(TREETOP: EXT. TREETOP - A LITTLE LATER),761000,FALSE,NA,4292,NA,TREETOP,NA,NA,NA +151526,542,160,Bart Simpson: Whoa! Did you teach him to do that?,761000,TRUE,8,4292,Bart Simpson,TREETOP,Whoa! Did you teach him to do that?,whoa did you teach him to do that,8 +151589,542,223,Bart Simpson: I get it. It sucks. Really sucks.,1013000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I get it. It sucks. Really sucks.,i get it it sucks really sucks,7 +151527,542,161,Diggs: (LAUGHS) Nobody could communicate that -- except maybe Gerard Manley Hopkins:,763000,TRUE,6500,4292,Diggs,TREETOP,Nobody could communicate that -- except maybe Gerard Manley Hopkins:,nobody could communicate that -- except maybe gerard manley hopkins,10 +151528,542,162,"Diggs: (QUOTING) ""I caught this morning morning's minion, kingdom of daylight's dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in his riding / Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding / High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing!""",768000,TRUE,6500,4292,Diggs,TREETOP,"""I caught this morning morning's minion, kingdom of daylight's dauphin, dapple-dawn-drawn Falcon, in his riding / Of the rolling level underneath him steady air, and striding / High there, how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing!""",i caught this morning mornings minion kingdom of daylights dauphin dapple-dawn-drawn falcon in his riding of the rolling level underneath him steady air and striding high there how he rung upon the rein of a wimpling wing,37 +151529,542,163,Bart Simpson: Wow.,768000,TRUE,8,4292,Bart Simpson,TREETOP,Wow.,wow,1 +151530,542,164,Bart Simpson: I've already eaten.,784000,TRUE,8,4292,Bart Simpson,TREETOP,I've already eaten.,ive already eaten,3 +151531,542,165,"Diggs: (GETS AN IDEA) Hey, you want to see something really cool?",786000,TRUE,6500,4292,Diggs,TREETOP,"Hey, you want to see something really cool?",hey you want to see something really cool,8 +151532,542,166,"Bart Simpson: (ATTITUDE: ""ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?"") Is a falcon's training leash called a creance? Yes!",789000,TRUE,8,4292,Bart Simpson,TREETOP,Is a falcon's training leash called a creance? Yes!,is a falcons training leash called a creance yes,9 +151533,542,167,Bart Simpson: Say something so I'll know you're not hurt.,803000,TRUE,8,4292,Bart Simpson,TREETOP,Say something so I'll know you're not hurt.,say something so ill know youre not hurt,8 +151534,542,168,Diggs: (FAR BELOW) I'm really hurt.,806000,TRUE,6500,4292,Diggs,TREETOP,I'm really hurt.,im really hurt,3 +151535,542,169,Bart Simpson: Phew!,806000,TRUE,8,4292,Bart Simpson,TREETOP,Phew!,phew,1 +151536,542,170,(Springfield General Hospital: ext. springfield hospital - establishing),812000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +151537,542,171,(Hospital Room: INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - DAY),812000,FALSE,NA,334,NA,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +151538,542,172,"Diggs: (PLEASANTLY SURPRISED) Bartholomew! Good to see you, old sport. Where's Freedom?",812000,TRUE,6500,334,Diggs,Hospital Room,"Bartholomew! Good to see you, old sport. Where's Freedom?",bartholomew good to see you old sport wheres freedom,9 +151539,542,173,"Bart Simpson: Well... my Dad said don't bring home anymore dogs, cats, turtles or snakes, but he never said anything about predatory birds.",816000,TRUE,8,334,Bart Simpson,Hospital Room,"Well... my Dad said don't bring home anymore dogs, cats, turtles or snakes, but he never said anything about predatory birds.",well my dad said dont bring home anymore dogs cats turtles or snakes but he never said anything about predatory birds,21 +151540,542,174,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY),827000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151541,542,175,"Homer Simpson: Okay. In your terms, points are like mice.",827000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay. In your terms, points are like mice.",okay in your terms points are like mice,8 +151542,542,176,FREEDOM: (FALCON SCREECH),827000,FALSE,6501,5,FREEDOM,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151543,542,177,Homer Simpson: Don't interrupt! I just thought it would be nice if we shared an interest.,831000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't interrupt! I just thought it would be nice if we shared an interest.,dont interrupt i just thought it would be nice if we shared an interest,14 +151544,542,178,FREEDOM: (FALCON SCREECH),831000,FALSE,6501,5,FREEDOM,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151545,542,179,Grampa Simpson: You Korean girls know what a soldier likes.,839000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,You Korean girls know what a soldier likes.,you korean girls know what a soldier likes,8 +151546,542,180,Homer Simpson: (HURT) Fine! But the game is much more enjoyable if you understand it.,844000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Fine! But the game is much more enjoyable if you understand it.,fine but the game is much more enjoyable if you understand it,12 +151547,542,181,"Homer Simpson: Look, the Eagles and the Falcons. Tell me you're not interested in that.",847000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look, the Eagles and the Falcons. Tell me you're not interested in that.",look the eagles and the falcons tell me youre not interested in that,13 +151548,542,182,Homer Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE) I could fly too if I didn't have a wife and three kids!,853000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I could fly too if I didn't have a wife and three kids!,i could fly too if i didnt have a wife and three kids,13 +151549,542,183,(Hospital Room: INT. HOSPITAL ROOM - CONTINUOUS),857000,FALSE,NA,334,NA,Hospital Room,NA,NA,NA +151550,542,184,"Bart Simpson: Hey, you've had a lot of visitors.",857000,TRUE,8,334,Bart Simpson,Hospital Room,"Hey, you've had a lot of visitors.",hey youve had a lot of visitors,7 +151551,542,185,"Diggs: (PLEASANT) No, I signed them myself. They're people I would've liked to come visit.",859000,TRUE,6500,334,Diggs,Hospital Room,"No, I signed them myself. They're people I would've liked to come visit.",no i signed them myself theyre people i wouldve liked to come visit,13 +151552,542,186,Bart Simpson: Listen... what happened in that tree?,866000,TRUE,8,334,Bart Simpson,Hospital Room,Listen... what happened in that tree?,listen what happened in that tree,6 +151553,542,187,"Diggs: Um... you want the truth? Of course you do. You're like Diogenes, but with slingshot in place of lamp.",869000,TRUE,6500,334,Diggs,Hospital Room,"Um... you want the truth? Of course you do. You're like Diogenes, but with slingshot in place of lamp.",um you want the truth of course you do youre like diogenes but with slingshot in place of lamp,19 +151554,542,188,Diggs: I wanted to fly.,878000,TRUE,6500,334,Diggs,Hospital Room,I wanted to fly.,i wanted to fly,4 +151555,542,189,"Diggs: I know it sounds a little crazy now, but I suddenly thought maybe we can all fly, but somehow we've forgotten that we can.",881000,TRUE,6500,334,Diggs,Hospital Room,"I know it sounds a little crazy now, but I suddenly thought maybe we can all fly, but somehow we've forgotten that we can.",i know it sounds a little crazy now but i suddenly thought maybe we can all fly but somehow weve forgotten that we can,24 +151556,542,190,"Bart Simpson: You don't still think that, do you?",887000,TRUE,8,334,Bart Simpson,Hospital Room,"You don't still think that, do you?",you dont still think that do you,7 +151558,542,192,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Bart, here's another doctor that would like a few words with this young man.",894000,TRUE,332,334,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Hospital Room,"Bart, here's another doctor that would like a few words with this young man.",bart heres another doctor that would like a few words with this young man,14 +151559,542,193,Bart Simpson: (STUNNED) This hospital has another doctor?,898000,TRUE,8,334,Bart Simpson,Hospital Room,This hospital has another doctor?,this hospital has another doctor,5 +151560,542,194,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - EVENING),905000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151561,542,195,Bart Simpson: So they're transferring him to another hospital.,905000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,So they're transferring him to another hospital.,so theyre transferring him to another hospital,7 +151562,542,196,"Marge Simpson: Well, I hope he gets out soon and takes his bird back. I don't care for how it circles the cat.",908000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I hope he gets out soon and takes his bird back. I don't care for how it circles the cat.",well i hope he gets out soon and takes his bird back i dont care for how it circles the cat,21 +151563,542,197,Bart Simpson: He's just riding the thermals from Dad's butt.,916000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,He's just riding the thermals from Dad's butt.,hes just riding the thermals from dads butt,8 +151564,542,198,Homer Simpson: At least someone in this family is using them.,919000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,At least someone in this family is using them.,at least someone in this family is using them,9 +151565,542,199,Bart Simpson: I never heard of this new hospital so I looked it up and printed it out.,922000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I never heard of this new hospital so I looked it up and printed it out.,i never heard of this new hospital so i looked it up and printed it out,16 +151566,542,200,Marge Simpson: (SURPRISED MURMUR),922000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151567,542,201,Bart Simpson: Can I visit him tomorrow?,927000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I visit him tomorrow?,can i visit him tomorrow,5 +151568,542,202,Marge Simpson: I don't know Bart. This is one of those... Arkham Asylum-type hospitals.,928000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know Bart. This is one of those... Arkham Asylum-type hospitals.,i dont know bart this is one of those arkham asylum-type hospitals,12 +151569,542,203,Bart Simpson: Diggs isn't cuckoo!,935000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Diggs isn't cuckoo!,diggs isnt cuckoo,3 +151570,542,204,"Homer Simpson: Uh, listen, boy... maybe you should spend more time with your old best friend. You know, Dweebler.",936000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, listen, boy... maybe you should spend more time with your old best friend. You know, Dweebler.",uh listen boy maybe you should spend more time with your old best friend you know dweebler,17 +151571,542,205,Bart Simpson: Milhouse abandoned me.,943000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Milhouse abandoned me.,milhouse abandoned me,3 +151572,542,206,"Bart Simpson: So, why can't I go there?",946000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, why can't I go there?",so why cant i go there,6 +151573,542,207,"Marge Simpson: Bart, if this is what I think it is, it's not a place we should ever, ever take a little boy.",948000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, if this is what I think it is, it's not a place we should ever, ever take a little boy.",bart if this is what i think it is its not a place we should ever ever take a little boy,21 +151574,542,208,Bart Simpson: Then why is Diggs there?,954000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Then why is Diggs there?,then why is diggs there,5 +151575,542,209,Homer Simpson: Because it's his home forever.,955000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Because it's his home forever.,because its his home forever,5 +151576,542,210,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's room - night),961000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +151577,542,211,"Lisa Simpson: You know, Bart, just because Diggs is a little different doesn't mean he's not a good person.",961000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"You know, Bart, just because Diggs is a little different doesn't mean he's not a good person.",you know bart just because diggs is a little different doesnt mean hes not a good person,17 +151578,542,212,Bart Simpson: What would you know about friends like Diggs?,967000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,What would you know about friends like Diggs?,what would you know about friends like diggs,8 +151579,542,213,Lisa Simpson: I have about eight of them.,969000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I have about eight of them.,i have about eight of them,6 +151580,542,214,Bart Simpson: So how do we fix him?,971000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,So how do we fix him?,so how do we fix him,6 +151581,542,215,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, Bart... Diggs' problems don't have easy fixes.",973000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Oh, Bart... Diggs' problems don't have easy fixes.",oh bart diggs problems dont have easy fixes,8 +151582,542,216,Bart Simpson: What kind of cheer-up talk is this?,977000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,What kind of cheer-up talk is this?,what kind of cheer-up talk is this,7 +151583,542,217,Lisa Simpson: Well... sometimes it helps to know people feel for you. Want a hug?,979000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Well... sometimes it helps to know people feel for you. Want a hug?,well sometimes it helps to know people feel for you want a hug,13 +151584,542,218,Bart Simpson: You hug the bedpost. Then I hug the bedpost. That way we never hug each other.,988000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,You hug the bedpost. Then I hug the bedpost. That way we never hug each other.,you hug the bedpost then i hug the bedpost that way we never hug each other,16 +151585,542,219,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield elementary - falconry hutch - day),1004000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151586,542,220,"Jimbo Jones: Hey, Simpson. I heard bird boy got a new cage -- one with rubber bars.",1004000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, Simpson. I heard bird boy got a new cage -- one with rubber bars.",hey simpson i heard bird boy got a new cage -- one with rubber bars,15 +151587,542,221,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Yeah, and a rubber perch!",1010000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,"Yeah, and a rubber perch!",yeah and a rubber perch,5 +151588,542,222,"DOLPH: Yeah, yeah, and a...",1012000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,"Yeah, yeah, and a...",yeah yeah and a,4 +151590,542,224,DOLPH: (FEEBLY) ...rubber birdfeeder.,1016000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,...rubber birdfeeder.,rubber birdfeeder,2 +151591,542,225,Jimbo Jones: Making fun of the mentally ill. Real classy.,1018000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,Making fun of the mentally ill. Real classy.,making fun of the mentally ill real classy,8 +151592,542,226,DOLPH: But you guys were...,1023000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,But you guys were...,but you guys were,4 +151593,542,227,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: We were what, Captain Sensitive?",1024000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,"We were what, Captain Sensitive?",we were what captain sensitive,5 +151594,542,228,(FALCONRY CLUB: Int. Falconry club - continuous),1029000,FALSE,NA,4293,NA,FALCONRY CLUB,NA,NA,NA +151595,542,229,Diggs: The rumors of my bonkertude have been greatly exaggerated. D.S.M. Five indicates paranoid schizophrenia. But that work is mired in controversy. Mired.,1029000,TRUE,6500,4293,Diggs,FALCONRY CLUB,The rumors of my bonkertude have been greatly exaggerated. D.S.M. Five indicates paranoid schizophrenia. But that work is mired in controversy. Mired.,the rumors of my bonkertude have been greatly exaggerated dsm five indicates paranoid schizophrenia but that work is mired in controversy mired,22 +151596,542,230,Bart Simpson: I knew you'd escape! Were you carried out by a flock of falcons?,1038000,TRUE,8,4293,Bart Simpson,FALCONRY CLUB,I knew you'd escape! Were you carried out by a flock of falcons?,i knew youd escape were you carried out by a flock of falcons,13 +151597,542,231,Diggs: I got a one-day pass.,1041000,TRUE,6500,4293,Diggs,FALCONRY CLUB,I got a one-day pass.,i got a one-day pass,5 +151598,542,232,Bart Simpson: Were falcons involved in any way?,1043000,TRUE,8,4293,Bart Simpson,FALCONRY CLUB,Were falcons involved in any way?,were falcons involved in any way,6 +151599,542,233,"Diggs: I obtained the pass to enter the Springfield Falconry Contest, which is what Freedom and I were training for when we first met you.",1044000,TRUE,6500,4293,Diggs,FALCONRY CLUB,"I obtained the pass to enter the Springfield Falconry Contest, which is what Freedom and I were training for when we first met you.",i obtained the pass to enter the springfield falconry contest which is what freedom and i were training for when we first met you,24 +151600,542,234,"Bart Simpson: Great. Before anything else, let me just get closer to the door and say ""how crazy are you""?",1051000,TRUE,8,4293,Bart Simpson,FALCONRY CLUB,"Great. Before anything else, let me just get closer to the door and say ""how crazy are you""?",great before anything else let me just get closer to the door and say how crazy are you,18 +151601,542,235,Diggs: I'm fine. My meds won't wear off till tonight. (OMINOUS) Then I'll have Freedom tear you to shreds.,1052000,TRUE,6500,4293,Diggs,FALCONRY CLUB,I'm fine. My meds won't wear off till tonight. Then I'll have Freedom tear you to shreds.,im fine my meds wont wear off till tonight then ill have freedom tear you to shreds,17 +151602,542,236,"Bart Simpson: No offense, but when a crazy guy pretends to be crazy, it's not funny.",1062000,TRUE,8,4293,Bart Simpson,FALCONRY CLUB,"No offense, but when a crazy guy pretends to be crazy, it's not funny.",no offense but when a crazy guy pretends to be crazy its not funny,14 +151603,542,237,Diggs: You're discounting all talk radio.,1067000,TRUE,6500,4293,Diggs,FALCONRY CLUB,You're discounting all talk radio.,youre discounting all talk radio,5 +151604,542,238,(Springfield Glen Country Club: Ext. SPRINGFIELD GLEN COUNTRY CLUB - day),1079000,FALSE,NA,1386,NA,Springfield Glen Country Club,NA,NA,NA +151605,542,239,C. Montgomery Burns: (TENTS TALON FINGERS) Excellent.,1079000,TRUE,15,1386,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Glen Country Club,Excellent.,excellent,1 +151606,542,240,(COMPETITION AREA: Ext. competition area - another area),1080000,FALSE,NA,4294,NA,COMPETITION AREA,NA,NA,NA +151607,542,241,"Comic Book Guy: Fly my pet! Fly! Yes! Yes, now back to papa! Yes.",1080000,TRUE,801,4294,Comic Book Guy,COMPETITION AREA,"Fly my pet! Fly! Yes! Yes, now back to papa! Yes.",fly my pet fly yes yes now back to papa yes,11 +151608,542,242,Bart Simpson: Why am I not surprised the only sport you do is one where a bird brings you food?,1091000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,Why am I not surprised the only sport you do is one where a bird brings you food?,why am i not surprised the only sport you do is one where a bird brings you food,18 +151609,542,243,Comic Book Guy: A falcon's greatest joy is to serve its master.,1096000,TRUE,801,4294,Comic Book Guy,COMPETITION AREA,A falcon's greatest joy is to serve its master.,a falcons greatest joy is to serve its master,9 +151610,542,244,Comic Book Guy's Bird: (PARROT VOICE) Fatso!,1099000,TRUE,6502,4294,Comic Book Guy's Bird,COMPETITION AREA,Fatso!,fatso,1 +151611,542,245,Comic Book Guy: Once again I must point out you are not a parrot.,1101000,TRUE,801,4294,Comic Book Guy,COMPETITION AREA,Once again I must point out you are not a parrot.,once again i must point out you are not a parrot,11 +151612,542,246,Comic Book Guy's Bird: (PARROT VOICE) Fatso! Fatso! Pees in the shower! (WHISTLES),1104000,TRUE,6502,4294,Comic Book Guy's Bird,COMPETITION AREA,Fatso! Fatso! Pees in the shower!,fatso fatso pees in the shower,6 +151613,542,247,Comic Book Guy: Shut up!,1106000,TRUE,801,4294,Comic Book Guy,COMPETITION AREA,Shut up!,shut up,2 +151614,542,248,Bart Simpson: What are you doing?,1111000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +151615,542,249,"Diggs: We're up next. When Freedom hits the air, you and I open all the cages.",1112000,TRUE,6500,4294,Diggs,COMPETITION AREA,"We're up next. When Freedom hits the air, you and I open all the cages.",were up next when freedom hits the air you and i open all the cages,15 +151616,542,250,Bart Simpson: (DUBIOUS) Um... with our minds?,1116000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,Um... with our minds?,um with our minds,4 +151617,542,251,"Diggs: No! With this rope! (HOLDS UP CORD) I'm a messed-up kid, I'm not Magneto.",1119000,TRUE,6500,4294,Diggs,COMPETITION AREA,"No! With this rope! I'm a messed-up kid, I'm not Magneto.",no with this rope im a messed-up kid im not magneto,11 +151618,542,252,Announcer: Diggs and Freedom!,1124000,TRUE,33,4294,Announcer,COMPETITION AREA,Diggs and Freedom!,diggs and freedom,3 +151619,542,253,"Diggs: (QUOTING EXCITEDLY) ""In his ecstasy! Then off, off forth on swing!""",1138000,TRUE,6500,4294,Diggs,COMPETITION AREA,"""In his ecstasy! Then off, off forth on swing!""",in his ecstasy then off off forth on swing,9 +151620,542,254,C. Montgomery Burns: Where's my bird going?!,1139000,TRUE,15,4294,C. Montgomery Burns,COMPETITION AREA,Where's my bird going?!,wheres my bird going,4 +151621,542,255,Diggs: Wherever he wants. He's free now.,1144000,TRUE,6500,4294,Diggs,COMPETITION AREA,Wherever he wants. He's free now.,wherever he wants hes free now,6 +151622,542,256,"Cletus Spuckler: If you see the stork what brings us babies, kill it!",1146000,TRUE,1413,4294,Cletus Spuckler,COMPETITION AREA,"If you see the stork what brings us babies, kill it!",if you see the stork what brings us babies kill it,11 +151623,542,257,"Diggs: (SIGHS) Now Bart, I'm afraid one-day passes don't last forever. And I'm probably not going to get another one for quite a while.",1151000,TRUE,6500,4294,Diggs,COMPETITION AREA,"Now Bart, I'm afraid one-day passes don't last forever. And I'm probably not going to get another one for quite a while.",now bart im afraid one-day passes dont last forever and im probably not going to get another one for quite a while,22 +151624,542,258,Bart Simpson: Wait. When will I see you? (IMPLORING) You can't quit the falconry club!,1159000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,Wait. When will I see you? You can't quit the falconry club!,wait when will i see you you cant quit the falconry club,12 +151625,542,259,"Diggs: It's all yours, Mr. President.",1163000,TRUE,6500,4294,Diggs,COMPETITION AREA,"It's all yours, Mr. President.",its all yours mr president,5 +151626,542,260,"Bart Simpson: Well, I guess some delicate birds are safer in a cage.",1165000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,"Well, I guess some delicate birds are safer in a cage.",well i guess some delicate birds are safer in a cage,11 +151627,542,261,"Diggs: I had thought of it as a therapeutic milieu, but now ""cage"" is stuck in my head, so thanks. (BEAT) And thanks for being my friend.",1170000,TRUE,6500,4294,Diggs,COMPETITION AREA,"I had thought of it as a therapeutic milieu, but now ""cage"" is stuck in my head, so thanks. And thanks for being my friend.",i had thought of it as a therapeutic milieu but now cage is stuck in my head so thanks and thanks for being my friend,25 +151628,542,262,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, when I pushed you away, I was really pushing away the thought of losing you.",1186000,TRUE,25,4294,Milhouse Van Houten,COMPETITION AREA,"Bart, when I pushed you away, I was really pushing away the thought of losing you.",bart when i pushed you away i was really pushing away the thought of losing you,16 +151629,542,263,Bart Simpson: How long did it take you to think that up?,1192000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,How long did it take you to think that up?,how long did it take you to think that up,10 +151630,542,264,Milhouse Van Houten: Two hours with the therapist.,1194000,TRUE,25,4294,Milhouse Van Houten,COMPETITION AREA,Two hours with the therapist.,two hours with the therapist,5 +151631,542,265,Bart Simpson: I'll take that.,1196000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,I'll take that.,ill take that,3 +151632,542,266,Milhouse Van Houten: She came in on a Saturday. Missed her kid's karate demonstration. He was goin' up a belt.,1197000,TRUE,25,4294,Milhouse Van Houten,COMPETITION AREA,She came in on a Saturday. Missed her kid's karate demonstration. He was goin' up a belt.,she came in on a saturday missed her kids karate demonstration he was goin up a belt,17 +151633,542,267,Bart Simpson: Enough!,1202000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,Enough!,enough,1 +151634,542,268,"Bart Simpson: Mom, you didn't cook the falcon?!",1210000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,"Mom, you didn't cook the falcon?!",mom you didnt cook the falcon,6 +151635,542,269,Marge Simpson: Of course not. It's just duck.,1212000,TRUE,1,4294,Marge Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,Of course not. It's just duck.,of course not its just duck,6 +151636,542,270,Bart Simpson: (SWEETLY) Awww...,1215000,TRUE,8,4294,Bart Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,Awww...,awww,1 +151637,542,271,"Lisa Simpson: Pass the peas, please.",1219000,TRUE,9,4294,Lisa Simpson,COMPETITION AREA,"Pass the peas, please.",pass the peas please,4 +151638,543,0,"Narrator: Neptune. Eighth planet from the sun. A mystery now, we hope to have close-up photos from Voyager Two in (PORTENTOUS) Nineteen eighty-nine.",25000,TRUE,56,NA,Narrator,NA,"Neptune. Eighth planet from the sun. A mystery now, we hope to have close-up photos from Voyager Two in Nineteen eighty-nine.",neptune eighth planet from the sun a mystery now we hope to have close-up photos from voyager two in nineteen eighty-nine,21 +151639,543,1,(HOOVER'S CLASS: Int. Hoover's class - continuous),36000,FALSE,NA,4295,NA,HOOVER'S CLASS,NA,NA,NA +151640,543,2,"Lisa Simpson: We do have them! They're my home screen! Miss Hoover! Once again, the lesson plan I prepared would've covered this topic much better, but I can see...",36000,TRUE,9,4295,Lisa Simpson,HOOVER'S CLASS,"We do have them! They're my home screen! Miss Hoover! Once again, the lesson plan I prepared would've covered this topic much better, but I can see...",we do have them theyre my home screen miss hoover once again the lesson plan i prepared wouldve covered this topic much better but i can see,27 +151641,543,3,Ralph Wiggum: (SCARED NOISE),36000,FALSE,119,4295,Ralph Wiggum,HOOVER'S CLASS,NA,NA,NA +151642,543,4,Lisa Simpson: Miss Hoover?,48000,TRUE,9,4295,Lisa Simpson,HOOVER'S CLASS,Miss Hoover?,miss hoover,2 +151643,543,5,"Miss Hoover: It's Tuesday, Lisa. Taco Tuesday.",50000,TRUE,464,4295,Miss Hoover,HOOVER'S CLASS,"It's Tuesday, Lisa. Taco Tuesday.",its tuesday lisa taco tuesday,5 +151644,543,6,Lisa Simpson: (WORRIED NOISE),50000,FALSE,9,4295,Lisa Simpson,HOOVER'S CLASS,NA,NA,NA +151645,543,7,(MR. LARGO'S CLASS: Int. Mr. Largo's class - continuous),58000,FALSE,NA,4296,NA,MR. LARGO'S CLASS,NA,NA,NA +151646,543,8,Dewey Largo: (GASP),58000,FALSE,6,4296,Dewey Largo,MR. LARGO'S CLASS,NA,NA,NA +151647,543,9,(Gym: Int. gym - continuous),58000,FALSE,NA,820,NA,Gym,NA,NA,NA +151648,543,10,Coach Krupt: (GASP),58000,FALSE,4577,820,Coach Krupt,Gym,NA,NA,NA +151649,543,11,(Hallway: Ext. hallway - continuous),58000,FALSE,NA,137,NA,Hallway,NA,NA,NA +151650,543,12,Kids: (OVERLAPPING) Taco Tuesday! Taco Tuesday!,58000,TRUE,39,137,Kids,Hallway,Taco Tuesday! Taco Tuesday!,taco tuesday taco tuesday,4 +151651,543,13,Carl Carlson: (WHISPERING) Taco Tuesday! Taco Tuesday!,61000,TRUE,170,137,Carl Carlson,Hallway,Taco Tuesday! Taco Tuesday!,taco tuesday taco tuesday,4 +151652,543,14,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield Elementary - another hallway - continuous),69000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151653,543,15,Groundskeeper Willie: (TERRIFIED) Oh no! I'm about to become another moppin' statistic!,69000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Oh no! I'm about to become another moppin' statistic!,oh no im about to become another moppin statistic,9 +151654,543,16,"Groundskeeper Willie: There's only room for one of us, Ethel.",76000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"There's only room for one of us, Ethel.",theres only room for one of us ethel,8 +151655,543,17,(Gym: Int. gym - continuous),97000,FALSE,NA,820,NA,Gym,NA,NA,NA +151656,543,18,(Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria: Int. school cafeteria - continuous),97000,FALSE,NA,77,NA,Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria,NA,NA,NA +151657,543,19,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, that's your sixth taco. You know, Whitman says, ""If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred"".",97000,TRUE,9,77,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria,"Bart, that's your sixth taco. You know, Whitman says, ""If anything is sacred, the human body is sacred"".",bart thats your sixth taco you know whitman says if anything is sacred the human body is sacred,18 +151658,543,20,Bart Simpson: (MOUTHFUL OF TACOS) Fascinating.,99000,TRUE,8,77,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria,Fascinating.,fascinating,1 +151659,543,21,"Lunchlady Dora: (TO VEGETABLES) Congratulations, boys, you made it through another Taco Tuesday. Back in the bucket till next week.",107000,TRUE,4715,77,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria,"Congratulations, boys, you made it through another Taco Tuesday. Back in the bucket till next week.",congratulations boys you made it through another taco tuesday back in the bucket till next week,16 +151660,543,22,Lisa Simpson: Won't those vegetables go bad?,114000,TRUE,9,77,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria,Won't those vegetables go bad?,wont those vegetables go bad,5 +151661,543,23,Lunchlady Dora: Nope. They're genetically modified to stay fresh. Just don't ask how old the Jell-O is.,116000,TRUE,4715,77,Lunchlady Dora,Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria,Nope. They're genetically modified to stay fresh. Just don't ask how old the Jell-O is.,nope theyre genetically modified to stay fresh just dont ask how old the jell-o is,15 +151662,543,24,Lisa Simpson: Ew.,122000,TRUE,9,77,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Cafeteria,Ew.,ew,1 +151663,543,25,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - after school),125000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +151664,543,26,"Lisa Simpson: Overreactor dot org warns that over half of the vegetables sold in this country are ""Genetically Modified Organisms,"" whose effect on humans is... (DRAMATIC) unknown!",125000,TRUE,9,1033,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Overreactor dot org warns that over half of the vegetables sold in this country are ""Genetically Modified Organisms,"" whose effect on humans is... unknown!",overreactor dot org warns that over half of the vegetables sold in this country are genetically modified organisms whose effect on humans is unknown,24 +151665,543,27,"Lisa Simpson: Whoa! Mom, you made me over-swipe!",138000,TRUE,9,1033,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Whoa! Mom, you made me over-swipe!",whoa mom you made me over-swipe,6 +151666,543,28,Animated Krusty: Your parent's credit card has been charged twenty dollars! (LAUGHS),141000,TRUE,6503,1033,Animated Krusty,Springfield Streets,Your parent's credit card has been charged twenty dollars!,your parents credit card has been charged twenty dollars,9 +151667,543,29,"Marge Simpson: (RUSHED, BREATHLESS) I have to get to the church. Helen Lovejoy is posting the spring volunteer signup sheet. In five minutes, every good task will be taken! Dang it!",146000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,"I have to get to the church. Helen Lovejoy is posting the spring volunteer signup sheet. In five minutes, every good task will be taken! Dang it!",i have to get to the church helen lovejoy is posting the spring volunteer signup sheet in five minutes every good task will be taken dang it,27 +151668,543,30,Marge Simpson: Jasper Beardley! You'll never make it!,158000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,Jasper Beardley! You'll never make it!,jasper beardley youll never make it,6 +151669,543,31,Marge Simpson: (DODDERING NOISES),158000,FALSE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +151670,543,32,Jasper Beardly: (IMPATIENT NOISES) / (DODDERING NOISES),158000,TRUE,273,1033,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Streets,/,NA,0 +151671,543,33,Jasper Beardly: (IMPATIENT NOISES) / (DODDERING NOISES),158000,TRUE,273,1033,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Streets,/,NA,0 +151672,543,34,Jasper Beardly: What the hell is this thing?,187000,TRUE,273,1033,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Streets,What the hell is this thing?,what the hell is this thing,6 +151673,543,35,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. first church of springfield - establishing - 4:05 pm),190000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151674,543,36,(CHURCH LOBBY: Int. church LOBBY - continuous),190000,FALSE,NA,4297,NA,CHURCH LOBBY,NA,NA,NA +151675,543,37,"Marge Simpson: Bake sale -- taken... candle snuffing -- taken... (RISING ALARM) baby shusher, miscellaneous choir support -- everything's taken! All that's left is...",190000,TRUE,1,4297,Marge Simpson,CHURCH LOBBY,"Bake sale -- taken... candle snuffing -- taken... baby shusher, miscellaneous choir support -- everything's taken! All that's left is...",bake sale -- taken candle snuffing -- taken baby shusher miscellaneous choir support -- everythings taken all thats left is,20 +151676,543,38,Ned Flanders: (WALKING UP) Teen abstinence counseling! You get to pass out abstinence pledges and make sure the kids sign their John Han-bleeps.,198000,TRUE,11,4297,Ned Flanders,CHURCH LOBBY,Teen abstinence counseling! You get to pass out abstinence pledges and make sure the kids sign their John Han-bleeps.,teen abstinence counseling you get to pass out abstinence pledges and make sure the kids sign their john han-bleeps,19 +151677,543,39,"Marge Simpson: But Ned, saying nay is your thing.",206000,TRUE,1,4297,Marge Simpson,CHURCH LOBBY,"But Ned, saying nay is your thing.",but ned saying nay is your thing,7 +151678,543,40,Ned Flanders: Not this month! (CHUCKLE) Edna signed us up for a tango class. It was the only way I could avert (GRIMLY) wine tasting.,209000,TRUE,11,4297,Ned Flanders,CHURCH LOBBY,Not this month! Edna signed us up for a tango class. It was the only way I could avert wine tasting.,not this month edna signed us up for a tango class it was the only way i could avert wine tasting,21 +151679,543,41,"Marge Simpson: Look, I'm really not comfortable talking about S-E-X with K-I-D-S.",216000,TRUE,1,4297,Marge Simpson,CHURCH LOBBY,"Look, I'm really not comfortable talking about S-E-X with K-I-D-S.",look im really not comfortable talking about s-e-x with k-i-d-s,10 +151680,543,42,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (PASSING BY) Language!,222000,TRUE,140,4297,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,CHURCH LOBBY,Language!,language,1 +151764,543,126,Lisa Simpson: Mom... can I visit Bob?,596000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Mom... can I visit Bob?,mom can i visit bob,5 +151681,543,43,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Oh, it's not that hard. Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.",224000,TRUE,140,4297,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,CHURCH LOBBY,"Oh, it's not that hard. Just tell them that God wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that God is making happen.",oh its not that hard just tell them that god wants them to ignore everything in their bodies that god is making happen,23 +151682,543,44,Todd Flanders: We took the pledge!,229000,TRUE,5,4297,Todd Flanders,CHURCH LOBBY,We took the pledge!,we took the pledge,4 +151683,543,45,Rod Flanders: We won't have sex until we're married.,231000,TRUE,121,4297,Rod Flanders,CHURCH LOBBY,We won't have sex until we're married.,we wont have sex until were married,7 +151684,543,46,Todd Flanders: To each other.,233000,TRUE,5,4297,Todd Flanders,CHURCH LOBBY,To each other.,to each other,3 +151685,543,47,Ned Flanders: (PROUDLY) Their skipping lessons are really payin' off!,237000,TRUE,11,4297,Ned Flanders,CHURCH LOBBY,Their skipping lessons are really payin' off!,their skipping lessons are really payin off,7 +151686,543,48,(First Church of Springfield: ext. First church of Springfield - day - establishing),240000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151687,543,49,(First Church of Springfield: Int. church - seminar room - continuous),240000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151688,543,50,"Marge Simpson: Hello. Hello. (NERVOUS LAUGH) I'm-I'm Marge Simpson. And I'm here to talk about a-a-a wonderful, beautiful thing--",240000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Hello. Hello. I'm-I'm Marge Simpson. And I'm here to talk about a-a-a wonderful, beautiful thing--",hello hello im-im marge simpson and im here to talk about a-a-a wonderful beautiful thing--,15 +151689,543,51,"Jimbo Jones: Speaking of beautiful things, tongue me, babe.",249000,TRUE,144,131,Jimbo Jones,First Church of Springfield,"Speaking of beautiful things, tongue me, babe.",speaking of beautiful things tongue me babe,7 +151690,543,52,Shauna Chalmers: (MAKE-OUT NOISES),249000,FALSE,5625,131,Shauna Chalmers,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151691,543,53,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - evening - establishing),261000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151692,543,54,"Shauna Chalmers: How many of you are here for the free cookies, because we've discontinued that.",261000,TRUE,5625,3,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"How many of you are here for the free cookies, because we've discontinued that.",how many of you are here for the free cookies because weve discontinued that,14 +151693,543,55,Seymour Skinner: (RE: LISA) One of our brightest and most meddlesome students called this meeting... somehow... to discuss an urgent menu matter. Lisa?,267000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,One of our brightest and most meddlesome students called this meeting... somehow... to discuss an urgent menu matter. Lisa?,one of our brightest and most meddlesome students called this meeting somehow to discuss an urgent menu matter lisa,19 +151694,543,56,Lisa Simpson: Our school cafeteria is serving G.M.O.s -- genetically-modified organisms.,273000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Our school cafeteria is serving G.M.O.s -- genetically-modified organisms.,our school cafeteria is serving gmos -- genetically-modified organisms,9 +151695,543,57,"Seymour Skinner: And now in order to thoroughly explore the issue, I'd like to play the first video that came up in my web browser when I typed in ""G.M.O."" plus ""danger"" plus ""question mark"".",280000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"And now in order to thoroughly explore the issue, I'd like to play the first video that came up in my web browser when I typed in ""G.M.O."" plus ""danger"" plus ""question mark"".",and now in order to thoroughly explore the issue id like to play the first video that came up in my web browser when i typed in gmo plus danger plus question mark,33 +151696,543,58,Sideshow Mel: Hear-hear!,280000,TRUE,699,3,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Elementary School,Hear-hear!,hear-hear,1 +151697,543,59,"Alarmist Narrator: If there's one thing scientists love it's money. Money, money, money! And that's been true of scientists ever since caveman times.",293000,TRUE,6504,3,Alarmist Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,"If there's one thing scientists love it's money. Money, money, money! And that's been true of scientists ever since caveman times.",if theres one thing scientists love its money money money money and thats been true of scientists ever since caveman times,21 +151698,543,60,"Alarmist Narrator: We need look no further back than the ancient Mayans, who cross-bred plants and animals in an unholy experiment in what is now a resort that charges thirty dollars a night to valet park.",302000,TRUE,6504,3,Alarmist Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,"We need look no further back than the ancient Mayans, who cross-bred plants and animals in an unholy experiment in what is now a resort that charges thirty dollars a night to valet park.",we need look no further back than the ancient mayans who cross-bred plants and animals in an unholy experiment in what is now a resort that charges thirty dollars a night to valet park,34 +151699,543,61,"Alarmist Narrator: Once you're there, they've gotcha.",312000,TRUE,6504,3,Alarmist Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,"Once you're there, they've gotcha.",once youre there theyve gotcha,5 +151700,543,62,Crowd: (GASP),312000,FALSE,75,3,Crowd,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151701,543,63,Alarmist Narrator: The Mayans didn't listen... to themselves.,316000,TRUE,6504,3,Alarmist Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,The Mayans didn't listen... to themselves.,the mayans didnt listen to themselves,6 +151702,543,64,"Alarmist Narrator: Yet, today, we toy with our fate by using retroviruses to create these so-called ""super foods"". Are we doomed to repeat an event that destroyed all human life? The answer is in your mouth.",319000,TRUE,6504,3,Alarmist Narrator,Springfield Elementary School,"Yet, today, we toy with our fate by using retroviruses to create these so-called ""super foods"". Are we doomed to repeat an event that destroyed all human life? The answer is in your mouth.",yet today we toy with our fate by using retroviruses to create these so-called super foods are we doomed to repeat an event that destroyed all human life the answer is in your mouth,34 +151703,543,65,Lisa Simpson: Um... that video seemed a little... unscientific.,338000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Um... that video seemed a little... unscientific.,um that video seemed a little unscientific,7 +151704,543,66,"""Jenny McCarthy"": My name is Jenny McCarthy, and I endorse this tirade.",342000,TRUE,6505,3,Jenny McCarthy,Springfield Elementary School,"My name is Jenny McCarthy, and I endorse this tirade.",my name is jenny mccarthy and i endorse this tirade,10 +151705,543,67,Lisa Simpson: Oh my God! It's worse than I thought. Everybody wait here while I do some actual research. Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.,345000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Oh my God! It's worse than I thought. Everybody wait here while I do some actual research. Nobody form any opinions while I'm gone.,oh my god its worse than i thought everybody wait here while i do some actual research nobody form any opinions while im gone,24 +151706,543,68,"Chief Wiggum: Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own!",353000,TRUE,71,3,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, hurry! We have no minds of our own!",well hurry we have no minds of our own,9 +151707,543,69,(Auditorium: int. auditorium - continuous),357000,FALSE,NA,4,NA,Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +151708,543,70,Lisa Simpson: I say we do not categorically ban genetically modified organisms.,357000,TRUE,9,4,Lisa Simpson,Auditorium,I say we do not categorically ban genetically modified organisms.,i say we do not categorically ban genetically modified organisms,10 +151709,543,71,Crowd: (STARTLED NOISES),357000,FALSE,75,4,Crowd,Auditorium,NA,NA,NA +151710,543,72,"Crowd: Well, G.M.O.s are resistant to pests, disease, and drought. It's just possible that G.M.O.s can actually end world hunger!",364000,TRUE,75,4,Crowd,Auditorium,"Well, G.M.O.s are resistant to pests, disease, and drought. It's just possible that G.M.O.s can actually end world hunger!",well gmos are resistant to pests disease and drought its just possible that gmos can actually end world hunger,19 +151711,543,73,Kirk Van Houten: I say let's get these G.M.O.s inside our children! Pronto!,372000,TRUE,817,4,Kirk Van Houten,Auditorium,I say let's get these G.M.O.s inside our children! Pronto!,i say lets get these gmos inside our children pronto,10 +151712,543,74,Coach Krupt: Way ahead of you!,375000,TRUE,4577,4,Coach Krupt,Auditorium,Way ahead of you!,way ahead of you,4 +151713,543,75,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - day),382000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151714,543,76,"Homer Simpson: I'm eating the food of the future. (LIKE ROBOT) Beep, boop. What is... love? Boop, beep, boop.",382000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm eating the food of the future. Beep, boop. What is... love? Boop, beep, boop.",im eating the food of the future beep boop what is love boop beep boop,15 +151715,543,77,"Monsarno Rep: Lisa, I'd like to thank you for mollifying these land apes. We'd like you and your family to visit us at the Monsarno research campus.",389000,TRUE,6506,3,Monsarno Rep,Springfield Elementary School,"Lisa, I'd like to thank you for mollifying these land apes. We'd like you and your family to visit us at the Monsarno research campus.",lisa id like to thank you for mollifying these land apes wed like you and your family to visit us at the monsarno research campus,25 +151716,543,78,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, campus! Do you have a statue of the founder I can stick a funny hat on?",396000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Ooh, campus! Do you have a statue of the founder I can stick a funny hat on?",ooh campus do you have a statue of the founder i can stick a funny hat on,17 +151717,543,79,(Monsarno Research Labs: ext. monsarno research labs - day - establishing),403000,FALSE,NA,4298,NA,Monsarno Research Labs,NA,NA,NA +151718,543,80,Homer Simpson: (URGENT) Go! Go! Go!,403000,TRUE,2,4298,Homer Simpson,Monsarno Research Labs,Go! Go! Go!,go go go,3 +151719,543,81,Homer Simpson: (GIGGLES),403000,FALSE,2,4298,Homer Simpson,Monsarno Research Labs,NA,NA,NA +151720,543,82,(MONSARNO LAB: eXT. Monsarno lab - establishing),407000,FALSE,NA,4299,NA,MONSARNO LAB,NA,NA,NA +151721,543,83,"Monsarno Rep: Simpsons, we're trying to change the world, one molecule at a time.",407000,TRUE,6506,4299,Monsarno Rep,MONSARNO LAB,"Simpsons, we're trying to change the world, one molecule at a time.",simpsons were trying to change the world one molecule at a time,12 +151722,543,84,Marge Simpson: Sounds like that would take a while.,412000,TRUE,1,4299,Marge Simpson,MONSARNO LAB,Sounds like that would take a while.,sounds like that would take a while,7 +151723,543,85,"Monsarno Rep: Oh, you're right. Everyone, three molecules at a time.",414000,TRUE,6506,4299,Monsarno Rep,MONSARNO LAB,"Oh, you're right. Everyone, three molecules at a time.",oh youre right everyone three molecules at a time,9 +151724,543,86,"Researcher: (ON PHONE, MAD) I'll be home late, honey. Yeah, three molecules now.",420000,TRUE,6507,4299,Researcher,MONSARNO LAB,"I'll be home late, honey. Yeah, three molecules now.",ill be home late honey yeah three molecules now,9 +151725,543,87,"Lisa Simpson: Well, it's nice to see for once a corporation that does good work and cares about people.",425000,TRUE,9,4299,Lisa Simpson,MONSARNO LAB,"Well, it's nice to see for once a corporation that does good work and cares about people.",well its nice to see for once a corporation that does good work and cares about people,17 +151726,543,88,"Monsarno Rep: Yes, Lisa, we've finally put to bed the silly notion that our company is in any way evil. Now, say hello to our Chief Scientist!",429000,TRUE,6506,4299,Monsarno Rep,MONSARNO LAB,"Yes, Lisa, we've finally put to bed the silly notion that our company is in any way evil. Now, say hello to our Chief Scientist!",yes lisa weve finally put to bed the silly notion that our company is in any way evil now say hello to our chief scientist,25 +151727,543,89,Monsarno Rep: (SCREAMS) Sideshow Bob!,439000,TRUE,6506,4299,Monsarno Rep,MONSARNO LAB,Sideshow Bob!,sideshow bob,2 +151728,543,90,Monsarno Rep: (CORRECTING) Doctor Sideshow Bob.,441000,TRUE,6506,4299,Monsarno Rep,MONSARNO LAB,Doctor Sideshow Bob.,doctor sideshow bob,3 +151729,543,91,Homer Simpson: Real doctor or PhD?,443000,TRUE,2,4299,Homer Simpson,MONSARNO LAB,Real doctor or PhD?,real doctor or phd,4 +151730,543,92,Sideshow Bob: (BITTERLY) PhD.,445000,TRUE,153,4299,Sideshow Bob,MONSARNO LAB,PhD.,phd,1 +151731,543,93,Monsarno Rep: All right. (CLAPS HANDS) I'll leave you and Bob in this locked room to get reacquainted.,449000,TRUE,6506,4299,Monsarno Rep,MONSARNO LAB,All right. I'll leave you and Bob in this locked room to get reacquainted.,all right ill leave you and bob in this locked room to get reacquainted,14 +151732,543,94,"Monsarno Rep: Simpsons, there's no need for alarm.",453000,TRUE,6506,4299,Monsarno Rep,MONSARNO LAB,"Simpsons, there's no need for alarm.",simpsons theres no need for alarm,6 +151733,543,95,Sideshow Bob: (QUICK) That's not for you to suck!,459000,TRUE,153,4299,Sideshow Bob,MONSARNO LAB,That's not for you to suck!,thats not for you to suck,6 +151917,544,1,"Marge Simpson: (GIGGLING/KISSING, THEN FALLING)",75000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151734,543,96,"Sideshow Bob: (NORMAL) Now, where was I? Right, no need to worry. I'm still technically shawshanking it at Springfield Penitentiary.",462000,TRUE,153,4299,Sideshow Bob,MONSARNO LAB,"Now, where was I? Right, no need to worry. I'm still technically shawshanking it at Springfield Penitentiary.",now where was i right no need to worry im still technically shawshanking it at springfield penitentiary,17 +151735,543,97,Bart Simpson: This is getting boring. Either murder us or tell us how you got here.,470000,TRUE,8,4299,Bart Simpson,MONSARNO LAB,This is getting boring. Either murder us or tell us how you got here.,this is getting boring either murder us or tell us how you got here,14 +151736,543,98,Sideshow Bob: Very well.,473000,TRUE,153,4299,Sideshow Bob,MONSARNO LAB,Very well.,very well,2 +151737,543,99,(Springfield Penitentiary: Int. Springfield penitentiary - day),476000,FALSE,NA,1504,NA,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +151738,543,100,Sideshow Bob: The inanity of the vanity license plate puns was slowly driving me mad.,476000,TRUE,153,1504,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Penitentiary,The inanity of the vanity license plate puns was slowly driving me mad.,the inanity of the vanity license plate puns was slowly driving me mad,13 +151739,543,101,"Sideshow Bob: So when Monsarno Labs asked for experimental subjects, I gladly volunteered.",482000,TRUE,153,1504,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Penitentiary,"So when Monsarno Labs asked for experimental subjects, I gladly volunteered.",so when monsarno labs asked for experimental subjects i gladly volunteered,11 +151740,543,102,(MONSARNO LABS: int. monsarno labs - testing room - day),497000,FALSE,NA,4300,NA,MONSARNO LABS,NA,NA,NA +151741,543,103,Sideshow Bob: My job was to make sure the experiments wouldn't be too painful for the test monkeys.,497000,TRUE,153,4300,Sideshow Bob,MONSARNO LABS,My job was to make sure the experiments wouldn't be too painful for the test monkeys.,my job was to make sure the experiments wouldnt be too painful for the test monkeys,16 +151742,543,104,Sideshow Bob: (AGONIZED SCREAM),497000,FALSE,153,4300,Sideshow Bob,MONSARNO LABS,NA,NA,NA +151743,543,105,Sideshow Bob: (THREE AGONIZED SCREAMS),497000,FALSE,153,4300,Sideshow Bob,MONSARNO LABS,NA,NA,NA +151744,543,106,Scientist: I don't know what we're doin' here. We'll pick it up after lunch.,507000,TRUE,1226,4300,Scientist,MONSARNO LABS,I don't know what we're doin' here. We'll pick it up after lunch.,i dont know what were doin here well pick it up after lunch,13 +151745,543,107,Sideshow Bob: (FOUR AGONIZED SCREAMS),507000,FALSE,153,4300,Sideshow Bob,MONSARNO LABS,NA,NA,NA +151746,543,108,(SEMINAR ROOM: int. seminar room - later),519000,FALSE,NA,4301,NA,SEMINAR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151747,543,109,Sideshow Bob: I wrote up my results and went from subject to scientist.,519000,TRUE,153,4301,Sideshow Bob,SEMINAR ROOM,I wrote up my results and went from subject to scientist.,i wrote up my results and went from subject to scientist,11 +151748,543,110,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Look at me! I'm Sideshow Bob!,525000,TRUE,8,4301,Bart Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,Look at me! I'm Sideshow Bob!,look at me im sideshow bob,6 +151749,543,111,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) Sideshow Bob!,529000,TRUE,2,4301,Homer Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,Sideshow Bob!,sideshow bob,2 +151750,543,112,Sideshow Bob: Foolish boy! That's phosphoric acid!,531000,TRUE,153,4301,Sideshow Bob,SEMINAR ROOM,Foolish boy! That's phosphoric acid!,foolish boy thats phosphoric acid,5 +151751,543,113,Sideshow Bob: A mere sip would've dissolved a hole in your stomach the size of a silver dollar!,534000,TRUE,153,4301,Sideshow Bob,SEMINAR ROOM,A mere sip would've dissolved a hole in your stomach the size of a silver dollar!,a mere sip wouldve dissolved a hole in your stomach the size of a silver dollar,16 +151752,543,114,"Bart Simpson: Yakety, yakety, yak.",538000,TRUE,8,4301,Bart Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,"Yakety, yakety, yak.",yakety yakety yak,3 +151753,543,115,"Bart Simpson: ""The spotted hawk accuses me, he complains of my gab.""",539000,TRUE,8,4301,Bart Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,"""The spotted hawk accuses me, he complains of my gab.""",the spotted hawk accuses me he complains of my gab,10 +151754,543,116,"Bart Simpson: (FINISHING QUOTE) ""I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable""... Walt Whitman, ""Leaves of Grass"".",539000,TRUE,8,4301,Bart Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,"""I too am not a bit tamed, I too am untranslatable""... Walt Whitman, ""Leaves of Grass"".",i too am not a bit tamed i too am untranslatable walt whitman leaves of grass,16 +151755,543,117,"Bart Simpson: Very good. Lisa, you always were the one rose petal floating atop the cesspool that is the Simpsons.",549000,TRUE,8,4301,Bart Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,"Very good. Lisa, you always were the one rose petal floating atop the cesspool that is the Simpsons.",very good lisa you always were the one rose petal floating atop the cesspool that is the simpsons,18 +151756,543,118,Bart Simpson: (OFFENDED NOISES) / (BART) That's mean.,557000,TRUE,8,4301,Bart Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,/ That's mean.,thats mean,2 +151757,543,119,Lisa Simpson: (FLATTERED NOISE),557000,FALSE,9,4301,Lisa Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151758,543,120,"Monsarno Rep: If you're done, our chief scientist has to get back to work. Our corn on the cob has become self-aware.",560000,TRUE,6506,4301,Monsarno Rep,SEMINAR ROOM,"If you're done, our chief scientist has to get back to work. Our corn on the cob has become self-aware.",if youre done our chief scientist has to get back to work our corn on the cob has become self-aware,20 +151759,543,121,"Sideshow Bob: Wait! Wait! Won't you visit me again? Let me show you I really am trying to make a better world. Lisa, we can talk Walt Whitman... And Homer, I think you'd enjoy the company of the campus's lazy overfed squirrels.",567000,TRUE,153,4301,Sideshow Bob,SEMINAR ROOM,"Wait! Wait! Won't you visit me again? Let me show you I really am trying to make a better world. Lisa, we can talk Walt Whitman... And Homer, I think you'd enjoy the company of the campus's lazy overfed squirrels.",wait wait wont you visit me again let me show you i really am trying to make a better world lisa we can talk walt whitman and homer i think youd enjoy the company of the campuss lazy overfed squirrels,40 +151760,543,122,"Homer Simpson: ""Overfed?"" I don't know this word.",579000,TRUE,2,4301,Homer Simpson,SEMINAR ROOM,"""Overfed?"" I don't know this word.",overfed i dont know this word,6 +151761,543,123,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),590000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151762,543,124,(Simpson Kitchen: int. simpson kitchen - continuous),590000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +151763,543,125,"Sideshow Bob: Visit me, Lisa. We can discuss poetry, fine art, and if we must, jazz.",590000,TRUE,153,140,Sideshow Bob,Simpson Kitchen,"Visit me, Lisa. We can discuss poetry, fine art, and if we must, jazz.",visit me lisa we can discuss poetry fine art and if we must jazz,14 +151765,543,127,Bart Simpson: Why would you want to do that? He's tried to kill us.,599000,TRUE,8,140,Bart Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Why would you want to do that? He's tried to kill us.,why would you want to do that hes tried to kill us,12 +151766,543,128,"Lisa Simpson: You. He's tried to kill you. Me, I think he likes.",602000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"You. He's tried to kill you. Me, I think he likes.",you hes tried to kill you me i think he likes,11 +151767,543,129,Lisa Simpson: And I refuse to concede a mind that thinks so much like mine can be all bad. Mom?,605000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,And I refuse to concede a mind that thinks so much like mine can be all bad. Mom?,and i refuse to concede a mind that thinks so much like mine can be all bad mom,18 +151768,543,130,Marge Simpson: Don't you think the parts that aren't evil are a little pretentious?,609000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Don't you think the parts that aren't evil are a little pretentious?,dont you think the parts that arent evil are a little pretentious,12 +151769,543,131,"Bart Simpson: Absolutely. We're talking about Lisa, right?",614000,TRUE,8,140,Bart Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Absolutely. We're talking about Lisa, right?",absolutely were talking about lisa right,6 +151770,543,132,Lisa Simpson: Shut up!,616000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Shut up!,shut up,2 +151771,543,133,Bart Simpson: You shut up!,616000,TRUE,8,140,Bart Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,You shut up!,you shut up,3 +151772,543,134,Lisa Simpson: This is the pinnacle of conversation around here.,618000,TRUE,9,140,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,This is the pinnacle of conversation around here.,this is the pinnacle of conversation around here,8 +151773,543,135,Homer Simpson: Fine. I'll take you. They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.,621000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Fine. I'll take you. They have this cool psych class at the campus I sat in on.,fine ill take you they have this cool psych class at the campus i sat in on,17 +151774,543,136,Marge Simpson: (SOTTO TO HOMER) That was a sexual harassment seminar!,626000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,That was a sexual harassment seminar!,that was a sexual harassment seminar,6 +151775,543,137,Homer Simpson: It doesn't matter. I'm taking it pass-fail.,629000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,It doesn't matter. I'm taking it pass-fail.,it doesnt matter im taking it pass-fail,7 +151776,543,138,(First Church of Springfield: ext. first church of springfield - day - establishing),635000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151777,543,139,(CHURCH MEETING ROOM: int. church meeting room - continuous),635000,FALSE,NA,4302,NA,CHURCH MEETING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151778,543,140,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Blowing off steam in the crafts room, Marge?",635000,TRUE,140,4302,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,CHURCH MEETING ROOM,"Blowing off steam in the crafts room, Marge?",blowing off steam in the crafts room marge,8 +151779,543,141,"Marge Simpson: No! I'm not giving up on reaching those kids, and I might just have a secret weapon.",637000,TRUE,1,4302,Marge Simpson,CHURCH MEETING ROOM,"No! I'm not giving up on reaching those kids, and I might just have a secret weapon.",no im not giving up on reaching those kids and i might just have a secret weapon,17 +151780,543,142,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Mm hmm. Is it finger puppets?,643000,TRUE,140,4302,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,CHURCH MEETING ROOM,Mm hmm. Is it finger puppets?,mm hmm is it finger puppets,6 +151781,543,143,Marge Simpson: (PUPPET VOICE) Maybe!,645000,TRUE,1,4302,Marge Simpson,CHURCH MEETING ROOM,Maybe!,maybe,1 +151782,543,144,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Well, we haven't had finger puppets in this church since Reverend Brogan was arrested.",646000,TRUE,140,4302,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,CHURCH MEETING ROOM,"Well, we haven't had finger puppets in this church since Reverend Brogan was arrested.",well we havent had finger puppets in this church since reverend brogan was arrested,14 +151783,543,145,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: But I suppose enough time has passed.,651000,TRUE,140,4302,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,CHURCH MEETING ROOM,But I suppose enough time has passed.,but i suppose enough time has passed,7 +151784,543,146,(CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM: int. church seminar room - continuous),654000,FALSE,NA,4303,NA,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151785,543,147,Marge Simpson: And that's why Nancy No is the most popular girl in Promiseville High.,654000,TRUE,1,4303,Marge Simpson,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,And that's why Nancy No is the most popular girl in Promiseville High.,and thats why nancy no is the most popular girl in promiseville high,13 +151786,543,148,DOLPH: (CONSIDERING NOISE) I prefer the modern thinking of Yolanda Yes.,660000,TRUE,146,4303,DOLPH,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,I prefer the modern thinking of Yolanda Yes.,i prefer the modern thinking of yolanda yes,8 +151787,543,149,Jimbo Jones: And I think I'd have a shot with Mabel Maybe.,663000,TRUE,144,4303,Jimbo Jones,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,And I think I'd have a shot with Mabel Maybe.,and i think id have a shot with mabel maybe,10 +151788,543,150,Teens: (SNIGGERING NOISES),663000,FALSE,6508,4303,Teens,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151789,543,151,Marge Simpson: (TO SELF) I am so tired of those kids sniggering.,669000,TRUE,1,4303,Marge Simpson,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,I am so tired of those kids sniggering.,i am so tired of those kids sniggering,8 +151790,543,152,"Marge Simpson: Uh-oh. It's Horndog Hank. Well, Nancy knows how to keep him away.",673000,TRUE,1,4303,Marge Simpson,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,"Uh-oh. It's Horndog Hank. Well, Nancy knows how to keep him away.",uh-oh its horndog hank well nancy knows how to keep him away,12 +151791,543,153,"Marge Simpson: Darn it, they're stuck.",680000,TRUE,1,4303,Marge Simpson,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,"Darn it, they're stuck.",darn it theyre stuck,4 +151792,543,154,Marge Simpson: (GRUNTING NOISES),680000,FALSE,1,4303,Marge Simpson,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151793,543,155,Marge Simpson: (ECSTATIC MURMUR),680000,FALSE,1,4303,Marge Simpson,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151794,543,156,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Um, can I take one of those girl puppets home? I won't do nothin' to it.",688000,TRUE,145,4303,Kearney Zzyzwicz,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,"Um, can I take one of those girl puppets home? I won't do nothin' to it.",um can i take one of those girl puppets home i wont do nothin to it,16 +151795,543,157,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED MURMUR),688000,FALSE,1,4303,Marge Simpson,CHURCH SEMINAR ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151796,543,158,(Monsarno Campus: ext. monsarno campus - day - establishing),697000,FALSE,NA,4304,NA,Monsarno Campus,NA,NA,NA +151797,543,159,(BOB'S LAB: Int. Bob's lab - continuous),697000,FALSE,NA,4305,NA,BOB'S LAB,NA,NA,NA +151798,543,160,Sideshow Bob: YOU SAY MODIFIED TO-MAY-TO / I SAY MODIFIED TO-MAH-TO...,697000,TRUE,153,4305,Sideshow Bob,BOB'S LAB,YOU SAY MODIFIED TO-MAY-TO / I SAY MODIFIED TO-MAH-TO...,you say modified to-may-to i say modified to-mah-to,8 +151799,543,161,Lisa Simpson: I SAY ENGINEERED PO-TAY-TO / YOU SAY ENGINEERED PO-TAH-TO... POTATO!,701000,TRUE,9,4305,Lisa Simpson,BOB'S LAB,I SAY ENGINEERED PO-TAY-TO / YOU SAY ENGINEERED PO-TAH-TO... POTATO!,i say engineered po-tay-to you say engineered po-tah-to potato,9 +151800,543,162,Sideshow Bob: POTAHTO!,704000,TRUE,153,4305,Sideshow Bob,BOB'S LAB,POTAHTO!,potahto,1 +151801,543,163,Lisa Simpson: TOMATO!,706000,TRUE,9,4305,Lisa Simpson,BOB'S LAB,TOMATO!,tomato,1 +151802,543,164,Sideshow Bob: TOMAHTO!,706000,TRUE,153,4305,Sideshow Bob,BOB'S LAB,TOMAHTO!,tomahto,1 +151803,543,165,Lisa Simpson: LET'S SPLICE SOME D.N.A.!,708000,TRUE,9,4305,Lisa Simpson,BOB'S LAB,LET'S SPLICE SOME D.N.A.!,lets splice some dna,4 +151804,543,166,Sideshow Bob: That is my first non-evil laugh in years.,717000,TRUE,153,4305,Sideshow Bob,BOB'S LAB,That is my first non-evil laugh in years.,that is my first non-evil laugh in years,8 +151805,543,167,"Lisa Simpson: Bob, there's one thing I've gotta know: are you plotting revenge?",720000,TRUE,9,4305,Lisa Simpson,BOB'S LAB,"Bob, there's one thing I've gotta know: are you plotting revenge?",bob theres one thing ive gotta know are you plotting revenge,11 +151806,543,168,"Sideshow Bob: I don't plot revenge anymore. It's like love: if it happens, it happens. Now, how 'bout those s'mores?",726000,TRUE,153,4305,Sideshow Bob,BOB'S LAB,"I don't plot revenge anymore. It's like love: if it happens, it happens. Now, how 'bout those s'mores?",i dont plot revenge anymore its like love if it happens it happens now how bout those smores,18 +151807,543,169,Lisa Simpson: Dad!,736000,TRUE,9,4305,Lisa Simpson,BOB'S LAB,Dad!,dad,1 +151808,543,170,Lisa Simpson: You already ate all the chocolate bars.,736000,TRUE,9,4305,Lisa Simpson,BOB'S LAB,You already ate all the chocolate bars.,you already ate all the chocolate bars,7 +151809,543,171,Homer Simpson: That's why I've got to get the marshmallows down fast.,739000,TRUE,2,4305,Homer Simpson,BOB'S LAB,That's why I've got to get the marshmallows down fast.,thats why ive got to get the marshmallows down fast,10 +151810,543,172,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - marge and Homer's bedroom - NIGHT),744000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151811,543,173,Homer Simpson: I like how they cut them down from a hundred and forty characters to a more manageable twenty characters.,744000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I like how they cut them down from a hundred and forty characters to a more manageable twenty characters.,i like how they cut them down from a hundred and forty characters to a more manageable twenty characters,19 +151812,543,174,"Marge Simpson: (ENTERS SADLY) Another seminar tomorrow. I just wish I could connect with those teenagers, since it seems like we'll never have any.",750000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Another seminar tomorrow. I just wish I could connect with those teenagers, since it seems like we'll never have any.",another seminar tomorrow i just wish i could connect with those teenagers since it seems like well never have any,20 +151813,543,175,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Marge, teens can't control their urges. It's why there's never been a teenage President.",758000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, teens can't control their urges. It's why there's never been a teenage President.",marge teens cant control their urges its why theres never been a teenage president,14 +151814,543,176,Marge Simpson: Are you saying I'm wasting my time?,765000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you saying I'm wasting my time?,are you saying im wasting my time,7 +151815,543,177,"Homer Simpson: No. I'm saying you're wasting everyone's time. But it's a church thing, so that's a given.",767000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No. I'm saying you're wasting everyone's time. But it's a church thing, so that's a given.",no im saying youre wasting everyones time but its a church thing so thats a given,16 +151816,543,178,Marge Simpson: Well then maybe I need to give those kids a better example. Goodnight!,772000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Well then maybe I need to give those kids a better example. Goodnight!,well then maybe i need to give those kids a better example goodnight,13 +151817,543,179,"Marge Simpson: Shut your eyes, they're too bright.",778000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Shut your eyes, they're too bright.",shut your eyes theyre too bright,6 +151818,543,180,Homer Simpson: Sorry.,781000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sorry.,sorry,1 +151819,543,181,(First Church of Springfield: ext. first church of springfield - NEXT day - establishing),783000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +151820,543,182,(Meeting Room: int. meeting room - continuous),783000,FALSE,NA,518,NA,Meeting Room,NA,NA,NA +151821,543,183,"Marge Simpson: Kids, today we have a very special guest -- my husband.",783000,TRUE,1,518,Marge Simpson,Meeting Room,"Kids, today we have a very special guest -- my husband.",kids today we have a very special guest -- my husband,11 +151822,543,184,"Marge Simpson: I brought Homer here to show that we can, and have, abstained for two whole days.",789000,TRUE,1,518,Marge Simpson,Meeting Room,"I brought Homer here to show that we can, and have, abstained for two whole days.",i brought homer here to show that we can and have abstained for two whole days,16 +151823,543,185,Shauna Chalmers: Two days? That's all?,796000,TRUE,5625,518,Shauna Chalmers,Meeting Room,Two days? That's all?,two days thats all,4 +151824,543,186,"Jimbo Jones: That means, three days ago... the two of you... made the blob with two backs!",798000,TRUE,144,518,Jimbo Jones,Meeting Room,"That means, three days ago... the two of you... made the blob with two backs!",that means three days ago the two of you made the blob with two backs,15 +151825,543,187,"Homer Simpson: (MAD) Listen, you punks. If you can't handle the image of our naked bodies in the tender act of a-oo-ga, you should never have come to the basement of this holy place.",803000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,"Listen, you punks. If you can't handle the image of our naked bodies in the tender act of a-oo-ga, you should never have come to the basement of this holy place.",listen you punks if you cant handle the image of our naked bodies in the tender act of a-oo-ga you should never have come to the basement of this holy place,31 +151826,543,188,DOLPH: (DISGUSTED NOISE) He's touching her!,814000,TRUE,146,518,DOLPH,Meeting Room,He's touching her!,hes touching her,3 +151918,544,2,Homer Simpson: What the--,75000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the--,what the--,2 +151827,543,189,Jimbo Jones: They're practically doin' it here!,816000,TRUE,144,518,Jimbo Jones,Meeting Room,They're practically doin' it here!,theyre practically doin it here,5 +151828,543,190,Marge Simpson: (CLOSED-MOUTH MAKE OUT NOISES),816000,FALSE,1,518,Marge Simpson,Meeting Room,NA,NA,NA +151829,543,191,Kearney Zzyzwicz: I'll sign the pledge! Just get your fat heaving buttocks out of my head!,824000,TRUE,145,518,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Meeting Room,I'll sign the pledge! Just get your fat heaving buttocks out of my head!,ill sign the pledge just get your fat heaving buttocks out of my head,14 +151830,543,192,Homer Simpson: Never!,828000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,Never!,never,1 +151831,543,193,(SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM: ext. SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM - day - establishing),832000,FALSE,NA,4306,NA,SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM,NA,NA,NA +151832,543,194,"Guard: All right, Bob. You've created five thousand patents so one hour of freedom. But remember, your every move will be watched by these unarmed docents.",832000,TRUE,436,4306,Guard,SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM,"All right, Bob. You've created five thousand patents so one hour of freedom. But remember, your every move will be watched by these unarmed docents.",all right bob youve created five thousand patents so one hour of freedom but remember your every move will be watched by these unarmed docents,25 +151833,543,195,Docent: That block's gonna need its own ticket.,843000,TRUE,6509,4306,Docent,SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM,That block's gonna need its own ticket.,that blocks gonna need its own ticket,7 +151834,543,196,Sideshow Bob: I have a family membership.,846000,TRUE,153,4306,Sideshow Bob,SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM,I have a family membership.,i have a family membership,5 +151835,543,197,"Docent: Well, if that's your kid, kiss it.",848000,TRUE,6509,4306,Docent,SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM,"Well, if that's your kid, kiss it.",well if thats your kid kiss it,7 +151836,543,198,Sideshow Bob: (VERY BITTER SMOOCHING NOISE),848000,FALSE,153,4306,Sideshow Bob,SPRINGFIELD METROPOLITAN MUSEUM,NA,NA,NA +151837,543,199,(Museum: int. museum - later),855000,FALSE,NA,372,NA,Museum,NA,NA,NA +151838,543,200,"Sideshow Bob: What next? Proto-Cubists? (WITH FRENCH ACCENT) The Pointillists? The alleged ""Art of Itchy and Scratchy?""",855000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,"What next? Proto-Cubists? The Pointillists? The alleged ""Art of Itchy and Scratchy?""",what next proto-cubists the pointillists the alleged art of itchy and scratchy,12 +151839,543,201,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED NOISE) I like the Impressionists.,863000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,I like the Impressionists.,i like the impressionists,4 +151840,543,202,"Sideshow Bob: (ROLLS EYES) The boy bands of the art world. But for you, Lisa, I shall face the Renoir with sangfroid.",866000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,"The boy bands of the art world. But for you, Lisa, I shall face the Renoir with sangfroid.",the boy bands of the art world but for you lisa i shall face the renoir with sangfroid,18 +151841,543,203,Worker On Ground: Warmer. Calder. Warmer. Warmer. Calder. Calder. Calder.,873000,TRUE,6510,372,Worker On Ground,Museum,Warmer. Calder. Warmer. Warmer. Calder. Calder. Calder.,warmer calder warmer warmer calder calder calder,7 +151842,543,204,Worker On Ladder: That's using your three hundred thousand dollar M.F.A.,877000,TRUE,6511,372,Worker On Ladder,Museum,That's using your three hundred thousand dollar M.F.A.,thats using your three hundred thousand dollar mfa,8 +151843,543,205,Worker On Ground: To the Calder mobile!,888000,TRUE,6510,372,Worker On Ground,Museum,To the Calder mobile!,to the calder mobile,4 +151844,543,206,Worker On Ladder: (ANNOYED NOISE),888000,FALSE,6511,372,Worker On Ladder,Museum,NA,NA,NA +151845,543,207,Lisa Simpson: Bob! You saved me! (PUZZLED) But how did you get the strength? Calder's work in this period was marked by heavy use of sheet metal painted to look deceptively airy.,891000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,Bob! You saved me! But how did you get the strength? Calder's work in this period was marked by heavy use of sheet metal painted to look deceptively airy.,bob you saved me but how did you get the strength calders work in this period was marked by heavy use of sheet metal painted to look deceptively airy,29 +151846,543,208,Sideshow Bob: Well put.,901000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,Well put.,well put,2 +151847,543,209,Lisa Simpson: Thank you. (LAUGHS) Answer the question.,901000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,Thank you. Answer the question.,thank you answer the question,5 +151848,543,210,"Lisa Simpson: Well... there is something I should have told you. You see, it occurred to me that if I can genetically modify fruits and vegetables, why can't I modify... me!",904000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,"Well... there is something I should have told you. You see, it occurred to me that if I can genetically modify fruits and vegetables, why can't I modify... me!",well there is something i should have told you you see it occurred to me that if i can genetically modify fruits and vegetables why cant i modify me,29 +151849,543,211,Lisa Simpson: You've been changing your DNA?!,914000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,You've been changing your DNA?!,youve been changing your dna,5 +151850,543,212,"Sideshow Bob: At first, just a peptide here and there. Carrot for my presbyopia, brahma bull for strength... And a touch of corn for highlights on my hair.",917000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,"At first, just a peptide here and there. Carrot for my presbyopia, brahma bull for strength... And a touch of corn for highlights on my hair.",at first just a peptide here and there carrot for my presbyopia brahma bull for strength and a touch of corn for highlights on my hair,26 +151851,543,213,Lisa Simpson: So... how strong are you?,927000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,So... how strong are you?,so how strong are you,5 +151852,543,214,Hans Moleman: Figurines! Get your porcelain figurines!,935000,TRUE,963,372,Hans Moleman,Museum,Figurines! Get your porcelain figurines!,figurines get your porcelain figurines,5 +151853,543,215,Sideshow Bob: (OVERLY FRIENDLY) Now how 'bout those impressionists?,940000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,Now how 'bout those impressionists?,now how bout those impressionists,5 +151854,543,216,Lisa Simpson: But... but we sang Gershwin together!,947000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,But... but we sang Gershwin together!,but but we sang gershwin together,6 +151855,543,217,Sideshow Bob: Well rhapsody in boo-hoo. Do you know why we came to the museum today?,949000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,Well rhapsody in boo-hoo. Do you know why we came to the museum today?,well rhapsody in boo-hoo do you know why we came to the museum today,14 +151856,543,218,"Lisa Simpson: (STARTING TO CRY) Well, I thought it was because it was Tote Bag day.",955000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,"Well, I thought it was because it was Tote Bag day.",well i thought it was because it was tote bag day,11 +151857,543,219,Sideshow Bob: Well that was part of it!,958000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,Well that was part of it!,well that was part of it,6 +151858,543,220,Sideshow Bob: But the biggest part was that!,958000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,But the biggest part was that!,but the biggest part was that,6 +151859,543,221,"Sideshow Bob: Washington's backbone... Einstein's eyebrows... Florence Nightingale's tenacity, though I'll have to clip around her moral fiber.",963000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,"Washington's backbone... Einstein's eyebrows... Florence Nightingale's tenacity, though I'll have to clip around her moral fiber.",washingtons backbone einsteins eyebrows florence nightingales tenacity though ill have to clip around her moral fiber,16 +151860,543,222,Lisa Simpson: You're going to take DNA from these historical figures and add it to your own?,970000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,You're going to take DNA from these historical figures and add it to your own?,youre going to take dna from these historical figures and add it to your own,15 +151861,543,223,Sideshow Bob: I shall be the wisest and strongest maniac ever to bring the blessings of dictatorship to the world!,975000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,I shall be the wisest and strongest maniac ever to bring the blessings of dictatorship to the world!,i shall be the wisest and strongest maniac ever to bring the blessings of dictatorship to the world,18 +151862,543,224,"Bart Simpson: Jig's up, Bob!",982000,TRUE,8,372,Bart Simpson,Museum,"Jig's up, Bob!",jigs up bob,3 +151863,543,225,Bart Simpson: (GRIM) Return the spear to the homo erectus. (HUGE LAUGH) Homo erectus? Where has that word been all my life? (LAUGHS),984000,TRUE,8,372,Bart Simpson,Museum,Return the spear to the homo erectus. Homo erectus? Where has that word been all my life?,return the spear to the homo erectus homo erectus where has that word been all my life,17 +151864,543,226,"Sideshow Bob: Now Bart, I promised I wouldn't hurt you.",992000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,"Now Bart, I promised I wouldn't hurt you.",now bart i promised i wouldnt hurt you,8 +151865,543,227,Bart Simpson: You did that for me?,994000,TRUE,8,372,Bart Simpson,Museum,You did that for me?,you did that for me,5 +151866,543,228,"Lisa Simpson: More for mom, but yes.",995000,TRUE,9,372,Lisa Simpson,Museum,"More for mom, but yes.",more for mom but yes,5 +151867,543,229,"Sideshow Bob: But beware, I have DNA in me from Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis, better known as (BOOMING) ""zombie ant fungus""!",997000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,"But beware, I have DNA in me from Ophiocordyceps Unilateralis, better known as ""zombie ant fungus""!",but beware i have dna in me from ophiocordyceps unilateralis better known as zombie ant fungus,16 +151868,543,230,Bart Simpson: (CONFUSED) And we're scared of that because...?,1006000,TRUE,8,372,Bart Simpson,Museum,And we're scared of that because...?,and were scared of that because,6 +151869,543,231,Sideshow Bob: (TIGHTLY WOUND) What I am saying is I could be tipped into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation.,1011000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,What I am saying is I could be tipped into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation.,what i am saying is i could be tipped into a murderous rage by the slightest provocation,17 +151870,543,232,Tourist: Could you take a picture of me with my family?,1015000,TRUE,3092,372,Tourist,Museum,Could you take a picture of me with my family?,could you take a picture of me with my family,10 +151871,543,233,Tourist: Would you take another for safety?,1019000,TRUE,3092,372,Tourist,Museum,Would you take another for safety?,would you take another for safety,6 +151872,543,234,"Tourist: Oh, I think my eyes were shut in that one.",1022000,TRUE,3092,372,Tourist,Museum,"Oh, I think my eyes were shut in that one.",oh i think my eyes were shut in that one,10 +151873,543,235,Tourist: Now can you take one with my husband's camera?,1026000,TRUE,3092,372,Tourist,Museum,Now can you take one with my husband's camera?,now can you take one with my husbands camera,9 +151874,543,236,Sideshow Bob: (BLIND RAGE) They're all ugly because you're in them!,1028000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,They're all ugly because you're in them!,theyre all ugly because youre in them,7 +151875,543,237,Sideshow Bob: Taste Praxiteles of Athens! (MOOS LIKE COW),1030000,TRUE,153,372,Sideshow Bob,Museum,Taste Praxiteles of Athens!,taste praxiteles of athens,4 +151876,543,238,(Springfield Police Station: int. police station - seconds later),1046000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +151877,543,239,"Lou: Uh, Chief, we got a report of a disturbance at the Met.",1046000,TRUE,91,192,Lou,Springfield Police Station,"Uh, Chief, we got a report of a disturbance at the Met.",uh chief we got a report of a disturbance at the met,12 +151878,543,240,"Chief Wiggum: We've got bigger problems, Lou: horny teens who should be out having bad sex, but instead somebody made them take an abstinence pledge by the looks of it.",1049000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"We've got bigger problems, Lou: horny teens who should be out having bad sex, but instead somebody made them take an abstinence pledge by the looks of it.",weve got bigger problems lou horny teens who should be out having bad sex but instead somebody made them take an abstinence pledge by the looks of it,28 +151879,543,241,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - continuous),1060000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +151880,543,242,"Lenny Leonard: I don't get it. There are taboos about premarital sex in the Middle East, and you don't see those people getting all violent.",1060000,TRUE,165,270,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Street,"I don't get it. There are taboos about premarital sex in the Middle East, and you don't see those people getting all violent.",i dont get it there are taboos about premarital sex in the middle east and you dont see those people getting all violent,23 +151881,543,243,"Sideshow Bob: You can't escape me, I've got grasshopper thighs and the sonar of a killer whale! (WHALE NOISES)",1070000,TRUE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,"You can't escape me, I've got grasshopper thighs and the sonar of a killer whale!",you cant escape me ive got grasshopper thighs and the sonar of a killer whale,15 +151882,543,244,"Lisa Simpson: Uh... Bob, you can't kill us without a little singing, right?",1091000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,"Uh... Bob, you can't kill us without a little singing, right?",uh bob you cant kill us without a little singing right,11 +151919,544,3,"Marge Simpson: (GIGGLING/KISSING, THEN FALLING)",75000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151883,543,245,"Bart Simpson: A little singing? If there's one thing he did not have to genetically enhance, it's his voice.",1097000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,"A little singing? If there's one thing he did not have to genetically enhance, it's his voice.",a little singing if theres one thing he did not have to genetically enhance its his voice,17 +151884,543,246,"Sideshow Bob: (SINGS) NON PIÙ ANDRAI, FARFALLONE AMOROSO...",1102000,TRUE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,"NON PIÙ ANDRAI, FARFALLONE AMOROSO...",non piÙ andrai farfallone amoroso,5 +151885,543,247,Homer Simpson: How dare you torture my children with Mozart!,1108000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,How dare you torture my children with Mozart!,how dare you torture my children with mozart,8 +151886,543,248,"Sideshow Bob: (STOPS) Ahh, you know Mozart?",1112000,TRUE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,"Ahh, you know Mozart?",ahh you know mozart,4 +151887,543,249,Homer Simpson: I call all music Mozart!,1114000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,I call all music Mozart!,i call all music mozart,5 +151888,543,250,Marge Simpson: We're here to stop you -- with the help of the teenage abstinence class!,1116000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,We're here to stop you -- with the help of the teenage abstinence class!,were here to stop you -- with the help of the teenage abstinence class,14 +151889,543,251,"Marge Simpson: If you defeat this madman, I'll release you from your pledge and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant.",1121000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,"If you defeat this madman, I'll release you from your pledge and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant.",if you defeat this madman ill release you from your pledge and teach you other fun ways not to get pregnant,21 +151890,543,252,Shauna Chalmers: I think I might be pregnant already.,1127000,TRUE,5625,270,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Street,I think I might be pregnant already.,i think i might be pregnant already,7 +151891,543,253,"Marge Simpson: (CHIPPER) Well, that's one of them!",1129000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,"Well, that's one of them!",well thats one of them,5 +151892,543,254,Jimbo Jones: (LANDING NOISE),1129000,FALSE,144,270,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +151893,543,255,Sideshow Bob: Python jaw... unhinge!,1138000,TRUE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,Python jaw... unhinge!,python jaw unhinge,3 +151894,543,256,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (SCREAMS) I don't wanna die in some old dude's mouth! (SOBS),1142000,TRUE,145,270,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Street,I don't wanna die in some old dude's mouth!,i dont wanna die in some old dudes mouth,9 +151895,543,257,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Bob, would ya look at yourself?",1147000,TRUE,145,270,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Street,"Bob, would ya look at yourself?",bob would ya look at yourself,6 +151896,543,258,Sideshow Bob: (PUZZLED MOUTH FULL NOISE),1147000,FALSE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +151897,543,259,"Lisa Simpson: To quote Whitman: ""This is what you shall do: love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, stand up for the stupid and crazy...""",1150000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,"To quote Whitman: ""This is what you shall do: love the earth and sun and animals, despise riches, stand up for the stupid and crazy...""",to quote whitman this is what you shall do love the earth and sun and animals despise riches stand up for the stupid and crazy,25 +151898,543,260,Sideshow Bob: Who am I kidding? My only exit... is a final one.,1150000,TRUE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,Who am I kidding? My only exit... is a final one.,who am i kidding my only exit is a final one,11 +151899,543,261,Lisa Simpson: What? No!,1164000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,What? No!,what no,2 +151900,543,262,"Sideshow Bob: Farewell, Simpsons. And Lisa, when you're older, write an autobiographical novel trashing the rest of them.",1165000,TRUE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,"Farewell, Simpsons. And Lisa, when you're older, write an autobiographical novel trashing the rest of them.",farewell simpsons and lisa when youre older write an autobiographical novel trashing the rest of them,16 +151901,543,263,Lisa Simpson: How veiled?,1172000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,How veiled?,how veiled,2 +151902,543,264,Sideshow Bob: (DRAMATIC) Thinly!,1174000,TRUE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,Thinly!,thinly,1 +151903,543,265,Sideshow Bob: (CHICKEN NOISES),1174000,FALSE,153,270,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +151904,543,266,Chief Wiggum: Now don't worry. Your friend will always be part of our drinking water.,1186000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,Now don't worry. Your friend will always be part of our drinking water.,now dont worry your friend will always be part of our drinking water,13 +151905,543,267,(RIVER BOTTOM: ext. river bottom - continuous),1198000,FALSE,NA,4307,NA,RIVER BOTTOM,NA,NA,NA +151906,543,268,"Sideshow Bob: Oh right, I gave myself gills.",1198000,TRUE,153,4307,Sideshow Bob,RIVER BOTTOM,"Oh right, I gave myself gills.",oh right i gave myself gills,6 +151907,543,269,Sideshow Bob: (BUBBLY MUTTERS),1198000,FALSE,153,4307,Sideshow Bob,RIVER BOTTOM,NA,NA,NA +151908,543,270,(DANCE HALL: int. dance hall - night),1215000,FALSE,NA,4308,NA,DANCE HALL,NA,NA,NA +151909,543,271,"Ned Flanders: I told you, the only dancing I like is ""square.""",1215000,TRUE,11,4308,Ned Flanders,DANCE HALL,"I told you, the only dancing I like is ""square.""",i told you the only dancing i like is square,10 +151910,543,272,"Edna Krabappel-Flanders: Hey, I let you pay for those boys' ""skipping lessons.""",1218000,TRUE,40,4308,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,DANCE HALL,"Hey, I let you pay for those boys' ""skipping lessons.""",hey i let you pay for those boys skipping lessons,10 +151911,543,273,"Ned Flanders: (OFF HER LOOK, RESIGNED) Okay.",1222000,TRUE,11,4308,Ned Flanders,DANCE HALL,Okay.,okay,1 +151912,543,274,Edna Krabappel-Flanders: (DELIGHTED) Ned! Ha!,1233000,TRUE,40,4308,Edna Krabappel-Flanders,DANCE HALL,Ned! Ha!,ned ha,2 +151913,543,275,Ned Flanders: (SWEETLY) Sure do miss that laugh.,1239000,TRUE,11,4308,Ned Flanders,DANCE HALL,Sure do miss that laugh.,sure do miss that laugh,5 +151914,543,276,Nelson Muntz: Haw haw!,1242000,TRUE,101,4308,Nelson Muntz,DANCE HALL,Haw haw!,haw haw,2 +151915,543,277,Nelson Muntz: I miss her too.,1242000,TRUE,101,4308,Nelson Muntz,DANCE HALL,I miss her too.,i miss her too,4 +151916,544,0,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),75000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151920,544,4,"Marge Simpson: (THROUGH KISSING) Oh, urgent notice. (CONCERNED MURMUR)",84000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, urgent notice.",oh urgent notice,3 +151921,544,5,"Homer Simpson: If it's not final, who cares?",86000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"If it's not final, who cares?",if its not final who cares,6 +151922,544,6,Marge Simpson: (GIGGLING/KISSING NOISES),86000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151923,544,7,Doll: (À LA SHREK) Don-key!,91000,TRUE,1359,5,Doll,Simpson Home,Don-key!,don-key,1 +151924,544,8,Marge Simpson: (KISSING NOISES),91000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151925,544,9,"Homer Simpson: (SHORT, SLIGHTLY AGGRAVATED SIGH) If it's important, they'll call back.",104000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"If it's important, they'll call back.",if its important theyll call back,6 +151926,544,10,Lisa Simpson: Mom! Dad! The Retirement Home lost its license and Grampa has nowhere to live!,108000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom! Dad! The Retirement Home lost its license and Grampa has nowhere to live!,mom dad the retirement home lost its license and grampa has nowhere to live,14 +151927,544,11,Homer Simpson: (IDENTICAL LOUD ANNOYED GRUNTS),108000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151928,544,12,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT) That man can't remember anything except our number!,115000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That man can't remember anything except our number!,that man cant remember anything except our number,8 +151929,544,13,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. retirement castle - parking lot - aFTERNOON),122000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +151930,544,14,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (RESIGNED) Get in the car, dad.",122000,TRUE,332,79,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Get in the car, dad.",get in the car dad,5 +151931,544,15,Dr. Julius Hibbert: You do know I'm a doctor now.,126000,TRUE,332,79,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Retirement Castle,You do know I'm a doctor now.,you do know im a doctor now,7 +151932,544,16,Hibbert's Father: Yeah! M.D.! Major Dummy!,128000,TRUE,6512,79,Hibbert's Father,Springfield Retirement Castle,Yeah! M.D.! Major Dummy!,yeah md major dummy,4 +151933,544,17,"Marge Simpson: Grampa, what happened?",131000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Grampa, what happened?",grampa what happened,3 +151934,544,18,Grampa Simpson: This place is unlivable.,134000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,This place is unlivable.,this place is unlivable,4 +151935,544,19,"Homer Simpson: (SHAKING FIST) My contract clearly promised ""barely livable""!",134000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"My contract clearly promised ""barely livable""!",my contract clearly promised barely livable,6 +151936,544,20,"City Health Employee: (WISEGUY) Yeah, well, we're closin' down Codger Stadium here until they fix up their violations. And there are a lot of 'em.",134000,TRUE,6513,79,City Health Employee,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Yeah, well, we're closin' down Codger Stadium here until they fix up their violations. And there are a lot of 'em.",yeah well were closin down codger stadium here until they fix up their violations and there are a lot of em,21 +151937,544,21,"City Health Employee: (""IT FIGURES"") Mannequin nurses.",150000,TRUE,6513,79,City Health Employee,Springfield Retirement Castle,Mannequin nurses.,mannequin nurses,2 +151938,544,22,"City Health Employee: Like I said, a lotta violations.",156000,TRUE,6513,79,City Health Employee,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Like I said, a lotta violations.",like i said a lotta violations,6 +151939,544,23,"Homer Simpson: Oh... I guess Grampa's coming home with us. (TO MARGE) Unless... what about that nice dog boarding place? The really good one, where they each have their own dog ""partner.""",159000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Oh... I guess Grampa's coming home with us. Unless... what about that nice dog boarding place? The really good one, where they each have their own dog ""partner.""",oh i guess grampas coming home with us unless what about that nice dog boarding place the really good one where they each have their own dog partner,28 +151940,544,24,Marge Simpson: No kennels!,169000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,No kennels!,no kennels,2 +151941,544,25,"Homer Simpson: You're right. Bad idea, bad idea... Should we just, y'know... drive by and take a look at the place? (OFF MARGE'S LOOK) Bad idea, bad.",169000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"You're right. Bad idea, bad idea... Should we just, y'know... drive by and take a look at the place? Bad idea, bad.",youre right bad idea bad idea should we just yknow drive by and take a look at the place bad idea bad,22 +151942,544,26,Marge Simpson: When are your relatives going to be here?,183000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,When are your relatives going to be here?,when are your relatives going to be here,8 +151943,544,27,Old Jewish Man: (SAD) Can I be honest with you? They're not.,186000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,Can I be honest with you? They're not.,can i be honest with you theyre not,8 +151944,544,28,Jasper Beardly: We're all alone in this world.,189000,TRUE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,We're all alone in this world.,were all alone in this world,6 +151945,544,29,Old Jewish Man: All I have left is a phone message from my late wife.,191000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,All I have left is a phone message from my late wife.,all i have left is a phone message from my late wife,12 +151946,544,30,"Old Jewish Man's Late Wife: (BATTLEAX) Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there!",195000,TRUE,6514,79,Old Jewish Man's Late Wife,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Pick up the phone, big shot! I know you're there!",pick up the phone big shot i know youre there,10 +151947,544,31,Marge Simpson: You're both coming home with us!,200000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,You're both coming home with us!,youre both coming home with us,6 +151948,544,32,Old Jewish Man: Ya mean it?!,203000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,Ya mean it?!,ya mean it,3 +151949,544,33,Jasper Beardly: Just let me say goodbye to my girlfriend.,205000,TRUE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,Just let me say goodbye to my girlfriend.,just let me say goodbye to my girlfriend,8 +151950,544,34,Jasper Beardly: Don't get fat!,209000,TRUE,273,79,Jasper Beardly,Springfield Retirement Castle,Don't get fat!,dont get fat,3 +151951,544,35,"Homer Simpson: Honey, Grampa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him. But three octogenocerouses? (RHYMES WITH ""RHINOCEROSES"")",213000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Honey, Grampa is the closest thing I have to a father and I love him. But three octogenocerouses?",honey grampa is the closest thing i have to a father and i love him but three octogenocerouses,18 +151952,544,36,"Marge Simpson: Homie, Homie, we'll be old someday.",220000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Homie, Homie, we'll be old someday.",homie homie well be old someday,6 +151953,544,37,"Homer Simpson: Speak for yourself. (MIMES DRINKING) Glug-glug-glug. (MIMES OVEREATING) Chomp-chomp-chomp. (COLLAPSING NOISE, DYING GASP, THEN LIKE FLAT-LINED HEART MONITOR) Beeeeep. (CHUCKLES) My lifestyle is my retirement plan.",224000,TRUE,2,79,Homer Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Speak for yourself. Glug-glug-glug. Chomp-chomp-chomp. Beeeeep. My lifestyle is my retirement plan.,speak for yourself glug-glug-glug chomp-chomp-chomp beeeeep my lifestyle is my retirement plan,12 +151954,544,38,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),224000,FALSE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +151955,544,39,Hibbert's Father: And don't forget my ripple!,238000,TRUE,6512,79,Hibbert's Father,Springfield Retirement Castle,And don't forget my ripple!,and dont forget my ripple,5 +151956,544,40,"Hibbert's Father: Without ripple, I never would have had you! Ripple's your real daddy!",241000,TRUE,6512,79,Hibbert's Father,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Without ripple, I never would have had you! Ripple's your real daddy!",without ripple i never would have had you ripples your real daddy,12 +151957,544,41,(Simpson Home: Int. siMPSON HOUSE - BASEMENT),251000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151958,544,42,"Grampa Simpson: This is gonna be a swell flophouse, sister. So... where should we park our pills?",251000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"This is gonna be a swell flophouse, sister. So... where should we park our pills?",this is gonna be a swell flophouse sister so where should we park our pills,15 +151959,544,43,Marge Simpson: What pills?,252000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What pills?,what pills,2 +151960,544,44,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED SCREAM),252000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151961,544,45,"Grampa Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Don't worry, Marge. It's childproof.",262000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry, Marge. It's childproof.",dont worry marge its childproof,5 +151962,544,46,"Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED) Homer, how are we doing with those cots?",272000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, how are we doing with those cots?",homer how are we doing with those cots,8 +151963,544,47,"Homer Simpson: (STRUGGLING NOISES, THEN:) Uh... c'mon, boy. Your job is to guide me.",275000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh... c'mon, boy. Your job is to guide me.",uh cmon boy your job is to guide me,9 +151964,544,48,Bart Simpson: Well... I really think you should watch your temper.,279000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Well... I really think you should watch your temper.,well i really think you should watch your temper,9 +151965,544,49,"Homer Simpson: (MAD) I mean down the stairs, you stupid kid!",282000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I mean down the stairs, you stupid kid!",i mean down the stairs you stupid kid,8 +151966,544,50,"Bart Simpson: ""Stupid kid."" Do you really think that's the way we should communicate?",284000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Stupid kid."" Do you really think that's the way we should communicate?",stupid kid do you really think thats the way we should communicate,12 +151967,544,51,"Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) You just wanna see your old man trip and fall! Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but, what the--",287000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You just wanna see your old man trip and fall! Well, sorry to disappoint you, lad, but, what the--",you just wanna see your old man trip and fall well sorry to disappoint you lad but what the--,19 +151968,544,52,"Bart Simpson: Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do. (RUNS OFF CHUCKLING)",295000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not what I was hoping for, but it'll do.",not what i was hoping for but itll do,9 +151969,544,53,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - day),301000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +151970,544,54,(BOYS LOCKER ROOM: Int. boys locker room - continuous),301000,FALSE,NA,4309,NA,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151971,544,55,"Coach Krupt: Okay, boys, shower up. And I'd better hear some towels snapping!",301000,TRUE,4577,4309,Coach Krupt,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,"Okay, boys, shower up. And I'd better hear some towels snapping!",okay boys shower up and id better hear some towels snapping,11 +151972,544,56,"Coach Krupt: Muntz! What is wrong with you? Now, you get undressed in front of everyone who's staring at you!",306000,TRUE,4577,4309,Coach Krupt,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,"Muntz! What is wrong with you? Now, you get undressed in front of everyone who's staring at you!",muntz what is wrong with you now you get undressed in front of everyone whos staring at you,18 +151973,544,57,Boys: (GASP),306000,FALSE,1009,4309,Boys,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151974,544,58,Milhouse Van Houten: Is that women's underwear?,313000,TRUE,25,4309,Milhouse Van Houten,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,Is that women's underwear?,is that womens underwear,4 +151975,544,59,"Nelson Muntz: My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, so I wear her hand-me-downs! (SOBS)",316000,TRUE,101,4309,Nelson Muntz,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,"My mom can't afford to buy me clothes, so I wear her hand-me-downs!",my mom cant afford to buy me clothes so i wear her hand-me-downs,13 +151976,544,60,Boys: (LAUGH),316000,FALSE,1009,4309,Boys,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151977,544,61,Coach Krupt: Muntz! There's a kind of poverty that toughens you up! But this (SLIGHTLY DISGUSTED SIGH) is sad.,325000,TRUE,4577,4309,Coach Krupt,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,Muntz! There's a kind of poverty that toughens you up! But this is sad.,muntz theres a kind of poverty that toughens you up but this is sad,14 +151978,544,62,Boys: (LAUGH AGAIN),325000,FALSE,1009,4309,Boys,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,NA,NA,NA +151979,544,63,Bart Simpson: Hey! Leave him alone. I too know the pain of hand-me-down underwear.,333000,TRUE,8,4309,Bart Simpson,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,Hey! Leave him alone. I too know the pain of hand-me-down underwear.,hey leave him alone i too know the pain of hand-me-down underwear,12 +152007,544,91,"Uncle Bill: (JEWISH ACCENT) That's alright, enough about that. Did the clock ever get wound?",517000,TRUE,6515,213,Uncle Bill,Simpson Basement,"That's alright, enough about that. Did the clock ever get wound?",thats alright enough about that did the clock ever get wound,11 +151980,544,64,"Bart Simpson: My dad buys the underpants gorillas wear during monkey shows. So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson, laugh at me too.",337000,TRUE,8,4309,Bart Simpson,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,"My dad buys the underpants gorillas wear during monkey shows. So if you're gonna laugh at Nelson, laugh at me too.",my dad buys the underpants gorillas wear during monkey shows so if youre gonna laugh at nelson laugh at me too,21 +151981,544,65,"Nelson Muntz: Simpson, I won't forget this. From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys.",348000,TRUE,101,4309,Nelson Muntz,BOYS LOCKER ROOM,"Simpson, I won't forget this. From now on, you and I are as tight as whiteys.",simpson i wont forget this from now on you and i are as tight as whiteys,16 +151982,544,66,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - morning - establishing),423000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151983,544,67,(Simpson TV Room: iNT. sIMPSON TV ROOM - DAY),423000,FALSE,NA,778,NA,Simpson TV Room,NA,NA,NA +151984,544,68,Lisa Simpson: (HEARTY LAUGH),423000,FALSE,9,778,Lisa Simpson,Simpson TV Room,NA,NA,NA +151985,544,69,(Simpson Home: Int. SimPSON HOUSE - TV ROOM - continuous),423000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151986,544,70,"Homer Simpson: I've had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags. They pee all night, they cry all day and every time they use the computer the font is huge!",423000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags. They pee all night, they cry all day and every time they use the computer the font is huge!",ive had it up to here with those freeloading wrinkle bags they pee all night they cry all day and every time they use the computer the font is huge,30 +151987,544,71,Marge Simpson: (SMALL SCARED SCREAM),423000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +151988,544,72,"Lisa Simpson: (SWEETLY) Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning how to take care of you when you're older by watching the way you treat Grampa?",433000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, did it ever occur to you that we're learning how to take care of you when you're older by watching the way you treat Grampa?",dad did it ever occur to you that were learning how to take care of you when youre older by watching the way you treat grampa,26 +151989,544,73,Homer Simpson: Have you seen how he treats my Grampa? Never visits him. Never even acknowledges his existence.,440000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Have you seen how he treats my Grampa? Never visits him. Never even acknowledges his existence.,have you seen how he treats my grampa never visits him never even acknowledges his existence,16 +151990,544,74,Lisa Simpson: Your Grampa's alive?,446000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Your Grampa's alive?,your grampas alive,3 +151991,544,75,Homer Simpson: Oh yeah!,448000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh yeah!,oh yeah,2 +151992,544,76,"Lisa Simpson: O-kay. Well, can you please be nicer to our Grampa? For me? I love Grampa. You may not realize it, but he's a treasure.",449000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"O-kay. Well, can you please be nicer to our Grampa? For me? I love Grampa. You may not realize it, but he's a treasure.",o-kay well can you please be nicer to our grampa for me i love grampa you may not realize it but hes a treasure,24 +151993,544,77,"Grampa Simpson: Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths! I'm trying to watch C-SPAN Two!",460000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Keep it down in there, you jabbermouths! I'm trying to watch C-SPAN Two!",keep it down in there you jabbermouths im trying to watch c-span two,13 +151994,544,78,Lisa Simpson: Please.,466000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Please.,please,1 +151995,544,79,"Homer Simpson: Okay. (CHUCKLES) You know, I love him too. In a manly way that never shows itself.",467000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay. You know, I love him too. In a manly way that never shows itself.",okay you know i love him too in a manly way that never shows itself,15 +151996,544,80,(Simpson Basement: Int. Simpson Basement - a little later),474000,FALSE,NA,213,NA,Simpson Basement,NA,NA,NA +151997,544,81,Old Jewish Man: Now we'll need three hearing aid batteries -- all different and hard to get.,474000,TRUE,1452,213,Old Jewish Man,Simpson Basement,Now we'll need three hearing aid batteries -- all different and hard to get.,now well need three hearing aid batteries -- all different and hard to get,14 +151998,544,82,"Grampa Simpson: And this has to be in the fridge, next to the butter. And the butter has to be open.",480000,TRUE,31,213,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Basement,"And this has to be in the fridge, next to the butter. And the butter has to be open.",and this has to be in the fridge next to the butter and the butter has to be open,19 +151999,544,83,Marge Simpson: (WEARY) Oh... I'll see what I can do.,485000,TRUE,1,213,Marge Simpson,Simpson Basement,Oh... I'll see what I can do.,oh ill see what i can do,7 +152000,544,84,"Homer Simpson: I can handle them from now on, Marge.",487000,TRUE,2,213,Homer Simpson,Simpson Basement,"I can handle them from now on, Marge.",i can handle them from now on marge,8 +152001,544,85,"Homer Simpson: Gentlemen, I've been thinking. My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. Someday, when the leaves have turned, and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, I will be old.",489000,TRUE,2,213,Homer Simpson,Simpson Basement,"Gentlemen, I've been thinking. My glorious youth and beauty won't last forever. Someday, when the leaves have turned, and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese, I will be old.",gentlemen ive been thinking my glorious youth and beauty wont last forever someday when the leaves have turned and the moon has broken apart into chunks of floating cheese i will be old,33 +152002,544,86,"Old Jewish Man: What's your point, pound cake?",500000,TRUE,1452,213,Old Jewish Man,Simpson Basement,"What's your point, pound cake?",whats your point pound cake,5 +152003,544,87,Homer Simpson: I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist.,507000,TRUE,2,213,Homer Simpson,Simpson Basement,I'm hoping we can find a way to coexist.,im hoping we can find a way to coexist,9 +152004,544,88,Jasper Beardly: What did he say?,507000,TRUE,273,213,Jasper Beardly,Simpson Basement,What did he say?,what did he say,4 +152005,544,89,Grampa Simpson: He wants us to see if ghosts exist.,507000,TRUE,31,213,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Basement,He wants us to see if ghosts exist.,he wants us to see if ghosts exist,8 +152006,544,90,"Old Jewish Man: Ooh... they do. My uncle Bill is here right now. Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry I wasn't a very good ladder holder.",509000,TRUE,1452,213,Old Jewish Man,Simpson Basement,"Ooh... they do. My uncle Bill is here right now. Oh, Bill, Bill, I'm so sorry I wasn't a very good ladder holder.",ooh they do my uncle bill is here right now oh bill bill im so sorry i wasnt a very good ladder holder,23 +152009,544,93,Bart Simpson: This can only be good.,535000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,This can only be good.,this can only be good,5 +152010,544,94,Bart Simpson: (UNDER BAG) This family has had a lot of hoods put over their heads.,535000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,This family has had a lot of hoods put over their heads.,this family has had a lot of hoods put over their heads,12 +152011,544,95,"Lou: Chief, something about that looks fishy.",535000,TRUE,91,5,Lou,Simpson Home,"Chief, something about that looks fishy.",chief something about that looks fishy,6 +152012,544,96,"Chief Wiggum: Lou, you've got a suspicious mind, you know? You remind me of that Elvis song. (THINKING) Uh, ""Clambake."" You know, 'cause you open your yap when things get hot. Clambake.",537000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Lou, you've got a suspicious mind, you know? You remind me of that Elvis song. Uh, ""Clambake."" You know, 'cause you open your yap when things get hot. Clambake.",lou youve got a suspicious mind you know you remind me of that elvis song uh clambake you know cause you open your yap when things get hot clambake,29 +152013,544,97,Bart Simpson: Where am I?,556000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Where am I?,where am i,3 +152014,544,98,"Jimbo Jones: Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard.",559000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,"Now, enter the stolen bicycle graveyard.",now enter the stolen bicycle graveyard,6 +152015,544,99,Nelson Muntz: We've decided to make you an honorary bully.,571000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,We've decided to make you an honorary bully.,weve decided to make you an honorary bully,8 +152016,544,100,Jimbo Jones: (DRAMATIC) Bestow upon him the necklace of unknown retainers.,575000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,Bestow upon him the necklace of unknown retainers.,bestow upon him the necklace of unknown retainers,8 +152017,544,101,"Bart Simpson: Um... thanks, but I'm not sure I want to be a bully.",581000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Um... thanks, but I'm not sure I want to be a bully.",um thanks but im not sure i want to be a bully,12 +152018,544,102,DOLPH: It's too late. You've seen our faces.,586000,TRUE,146,5,DOLPH,Simpson Home,It's too late. You've seen our faces.,its too late youve seen our faces,7 +152019,544,103,Bart Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),586000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152020,544,104,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - dawn),592000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +152021,544,105,"Homer Simpson: (SATISFIED NOISE) Wow, never had breakfast at six in the morning before.",592000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Wow, never had breakfast at six in the morning before.",wow never had breakfast at six in the morning before,10 +152022,544,106,Grampa Simpson: I love yakkin' at the manager while he's trying to unlock the door.,595000,TRUE,31,270,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Street,I love yakkin' at the manager while he's trying to unlock the door.,i love yakkin at the manager while hes trying to unlock the door,13 +152023,544,107,Old Jewish Man: Now we'll talk about dead people you never met while we get a little exercise!,595000,TRUE,1452,270,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Street,Now we'll talk about dead people you never met while we get a little exercise!,now well talk about dead people you never met while we get a little exercise,15 +152024,544,108,(Springfield Mall: INT. SPRINGFIELD MALL - continuous),607000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +152025,544,109,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED) Oh, when does the exercise start?",607000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Oh, when does the exercise start?",oh when does the exercise start,6 +152026,544,110,Grampa Simpson: This is it.,608000,TRUE,31,8,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Mall,This is it.,this is it,3 +152027,544,111,"Old Jewish Man: Yeah, we're mall walking.",608000,TRUE,1452,8,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Mall,"Yeah, we're mall walking.",yeah were mall walking,4 +152028,544,112,Homer Simpson: (THRILLED) Oh my God! This counts as exercise? I'm barely moving and I'm smelling Cinnebun. Sometimes you have to wait till you're thirty-eight to discover who you really are. (DRAMATIC) I'm a seventy-nine-year-old man!,610000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Oh my God! This counts as exercise? I'm barely moving and I'm smelling Cinnebun. Sometimes you have to wait till you're thirty-eight to discover who you really are. I'm a seventy-nine-year-old man!,oh my god this counts as exercise im barely moving and im smelling cinnebun sometimes you have to wait till youre thirty-eight to discover who you really are im a seventy-nine-year-old man,32 +152029,544,113,"Grampa Simpson: Son, welcome to the club.",625000,TRUE,31,8,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Son, welcome to the club.",son welcome to the club,5 +152030,544,114,Grampa Simpson: Now say something pathetic.,631000,TRUE,31,8,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Mall,Now say something pathetic.,now say something pathetic,4 +152031,544,115,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Uh, okay! (THINKING) Um... (PATHETIC) I can't.",634000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Uh, okay! Um... I can't.",uh okay um i cant,5 +152032,544,116,Grampa Simpson: That's my boy.,638000,TRUE,31,8,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Mall,That's my boy.,thats my boy,3 +152033,544,117,(BINGO HALL: Int. Bingo hall - laTER),643000,FALSE,NA,4310,NA,BINGO HALL,NA,NA,NA +152034,544,118,Bingo Caller: I-25!,643000,TRUE,6516,4310,Bingo Caller,BINGO HALL,I-25!,i-25,1 +152035,544,119,Old Man #1: What letter?,645000,TRUE,6517,4310,Old Man #1,BINGO HALL,What letter?,what letter,2 +152036,544,120,Bingo Caller: I!,645000,TRUE,6516,4310,Bingo Caller,BINGO HALL,I!,i,1 +152037,544,121,Old Man #2: What number?,645000,TRUE,6518,4310,Old Man #2,BINGO HALL,What number?,what number,2 +152038,544,122,Bingo Caller: Twenty-five!,645000,TRUE,6516,4310,Bingo Caller,BINGO HALL,Twenty-five!,twenty-five,1 +152039,544,123,Old Man #1: What game?,649000,TRUE,6517,4310,Old Man #1,BINGO HALL,What game?,what game,2 +152040,544,124,Bingo Caller: Bingo!,650000,TRUE,6516,4310,Bingo Caller,BINGO HALL,Bingo!,bingo,1 +152041,544,125,Old Man #2: Dammit!,651000,TRUE,6518,4310,Old Man #2,BINGO HALL,Dammit!,dammit,1 +152042,544,126,"Mildred: Who's the icebox pie, Abe? (FLIRTY) Your younger brother?",653000,TRUE,6519,4310,Mildred,BINGO HALL,"Who's the icebox pie, Abe? Your younger brother?",whos the icebox pie abe your younger brother,8 +152043,544,127,"Grampa Simpson: My son, but he's taken.",658000,TRUE,31,4310,Grampa Simpson,BINGO HALL,"My son, but he's taken.",my son but hes taken,5 +152044,544,128,"Mildred: Well, I'm not surprised -- the way he tears into corn on the cob.",659000,TRUE,6519,4310,Mildred,BINGO HALL,"Well, I'm not surprised -- the way he tears into corn on the cob.",well im not surprised -- the way he tears into corn on the cob,14 +152045,544,129,"Grampa Simpson: Now Mildred, he's a married man! You can't see the ring because his finger's too fat!",664000,TRUE,31,4310,Grampa Simpson,BINGO HALL,"Now Mildred, he's a married man! You can't see the ring because his finger's too fat!",now mildred hes a married man you cant see the ring because his fingers too fat,16 +152046,544,130,"Mildred: Join the party, Abe. There's plenty of room in my bed... once they take the railings down.",670000,TRUE,6519,4310,Mildred,BINGO HALL,"Join the party, Abe. There's plenty of room in my bed... once they take the railings down.",join the party abe theres plenty of room in my bed once they take the railings down,17 +152047,544,131,Grampa Simpson: I said beat it... for the time being!,678000,TRUE,31,4310,Grampa Simpson,BINGO HALL,I said beat it... for the time being!,i said beat it for the time being,8 +152048,544,132,"Grampa Simpson: Now Homer, you stay away from those red door hoochies. They're just trying to get a chicken dinner outta ya.",682000,TRUE,31,4310,Grampa Simpson,BINGO HALL,"Now Homer, you stay away from those red door hoochies. They're just trying to get a chicken dinner outta ya.",now homer you stay away from those red door hoochies theyre just trying to get a chicken dinner outta ya,20 +152049,544,133,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - master BEDROOM - night),689000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152050,544,134,"Marge Simpson: Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. How did you know I wanted one?",689000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, thanks for the chicken dinner. How did you know I wanted one?",well thanks for the chicken dinner how did you know i wanted one,13 +152051,544,135,"Homer Simpson: All you gals like chicken dinners, Marge.",693000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"All you gals like chicken dinners, Marge.",all you gals like chicken dinners marge,7 +152052,544,136,Marge Simpson: Don't call me a gal. Makes me feel like I'm your mother.,697000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't call me a gal. Makes me feel like I'm your mother.,dont call me a gal makes me feel like im your mother,12 +152053,544,137,Homer Simpson: (SHIVERS) Better turn up the heat. (WALKS TO THERMOSTAT),700000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Better turn up the heat.,better turn up the heat,5 +152054,544,138,Marge Simpson: It's eighty-two degrees!,704000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's eighty-two degrees!,its eighty-two degrees,3 +152055,544,139,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),704000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152056,544,140,Marge Simpson: Are you wearing sock garters?,706000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you wearing sock garters?,are you wearing sock garters,5 +152057,544,141,"Homer Simpson: Young lady, in my day...",708000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Young lady, in my day...",young lady in my day,5 +152058,544,142,Marge Simpson: (INTERRUPTING) Your day is my day! We're the same age! (LOUD GASP) You're turning into your father!,709000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Your day is my day! We're the same age! You're turning into your father!,your day is my day were the same age youre turning into your father,14 +152059,544,143,"Homer Simpson: (GRAMPA-LIKE SPUTTERS, THEN HOMER VOICE) You won't feel so bolloxed once my social security checks start coming.",718000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You won't feel so bolloxed once my social security checks start coming.,you wont feel so bolloxed once my social security checks start coming,12 +152060,544,144,Marge Simpson: They're not coming for another twenty-nine years! (GASPS) Did your earlobes get longer?,723000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,They're not coming for another twenty-nine years! Did your earlobes get longer?,theyre not coming for another twenty-nine years did your earlobes get longer,12 +152061,544,145,Homer Simpson: Falsies.,729000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Falsies.,falsies,1 +152062,544,146,(Forest: eXT. FOREST - NIGHT - establishing),739000,FALSE,NA,122,NA,Forest,NA,NA,NA +152063,544,147,DOLPH: Whoa! A tweet from Chester!,739000,TRUE,146,122,DOLPH,Forest,Whoa! A tweet from Chester!,whoa a tweet from chester,5 +152064,544,148,Bart Simpson: Who's Chester?,741000,TRUE,8,122,Bart Simpson,Forest,Who's Chester?,whos chester,2 +152065,544,149,"DOLPH: (SCOFFING) ""Who's Chester?"" Just the most legendary bully of all.",742000,TRUE,146,122,DOLPH,Forest,"""Who's Chester?"" Just the most legendary bully of all.",whos chester just the most legendary bully of all,9 +152066,544,150,Jimbo Jones: They say he once wedgied a kid in half.,749000,TRUE,144,122,Jimbo Jones,Forest,They say he once wedgied a kid in half.,they say he once wedgied a kid in half,9 +152067,544,151,Bart Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Whoa...,749000,TRUE,8,122,Bart Simpson,Forest,Whoa...,whoa,1 +152068,544,152,Kearney Zzyzwicz: He's calling a bully summit for next Saturday night.,751000,TRUE,145,122,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Forest,He's calling a bully summit for next Saturday night.,hes calling a bully summit for next saturday night,9 +152069,544,153,"DOLPH: Hey, isn't that the same night the U.S. Figure Skating finals are?",754000,TRUE,146,122,DOLPH,Forest,"Hey, isn't that the same night the U.S. Figure Skating finals are?",hey isnt that the same night the us figure skating finals are,12 +152070,544,154,DOLPH: They've been promoting it like hell!,754000,TRUE,146,122,DOLPH,Forest,They've been promoting it like hell!,theyve been promoting it like hell,6 +152071,544,155,"Martin Prince: Excuse us, we're looking for owls.",762000,TRUE,38,122,Martin Prince,Forest,"Excuse us, we're looking for owls.",excuse us were looking for owls,6 +152072,544,156,DOLPH: Screech or hoot?,764000,TRUE,146,122,DOLPH,Forest,Screech or hoot?,screech or hoot,3 +152073,544,157,Martin Prince: Either one's fine.,765000,TRUE,38,122,Martin Prince,Forest,Either one's fine.,either ones fine,3 +152074,544,158,DOLPH: That was an order!,766000,TRUE,146,122,DOLPH,Forest,That was an order!,that was an order,4 +152075,544,159,Wendell Borton: Screech! Screech! /(SCARED HOOTING NOISES),768000,TRUE,53,122,Wendell Borton,Forest,Screech! Screech! /,screech screech,2 +152076,544,160,(Simpson Home: Int. SiMPSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - THE NEXT MORNING),768000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152077,544,161,Patty Bouvier: Where's the Lord of the Fries?,768000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Where's the Lord of the Fries?,wheres the lord of the fries,6 +152078,544,162,"Marge Simpson: Actually, Homer got up early to count and sort pills. Then he called the police when a Frisbee landed on our lawn. Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, but he only brought a nickel.",773000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Actually, Homer got up early to count and sort pills. Then he called the police when a Frisbee landed on our lawn. Then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream, but he only brought a nickel.",actually homer got up early to count and sort pills then he called the police when a frisbee landed on our lawn then he went to the drugstore for an egg cream but he only brought a nickel,38 +152079,544,163,Marge Simpson: (TO SELF) I didn't mind that he grew bald... I didn't mind that he got fat... I didn't mind that he got fatter. (DISTRAUGHT) But no one told me he'd get older than me. (UPSET NOISE),785000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I didn't mind that he grew bald... I didn't mind that he got fat... I didn't mind that he got fatter. But no one told me he'd get older than me.,i didnt mind that he grew bald i didnt mind that he got fat i didnt mind that he got fatter but no one told me hed get older than me,31 +152080,544,164,"Patty Bouvier: Say it, honey. You're no longer attracted to him.",794000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Say it, honey. You're no longer attracted to him.",say it honey youre no longer attracted to him,9 +152081,544,165,Marge Simpson: (SMALL VOICE) Maybe.,805000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe.,maybe,1 +152082,544,166,"(""SIX FLAGS OVER KRUSTY"" AMUSEMENT PARK: Ext. ""six flags over krusty"" amusement park - midnight)",813000,FALSE,NA,4311,NA,"""SIX FLAGS OVER KRUSTY"" AMUSEMENT PARK",NA,NA,NA +152083,544,167,(Subway: INT. SUBWAY - NIGHT),813000,FALSE,NA,3709,NA,Subway,NA,NA,NA +152084,544,168,(Subway Station: Int. subway station - continuous),813000,FALSE,NA,4082,NA,Subway Station,NA,NA,NA +152085,544,169,Female Dj: It's on tonight. And everyone who ever took anyone's lunch money is there.,813000,TRUE,6520,4082,Female Dj,Subway Station,It's on tonight. And everyone who ever took anyone's lunch money is there.,its on tonight and everyone who ever took anyones lunch money is there,13 +152086,544,170,(Amusement Park: Ext. amusement park - night),846000,FALSE,NA,354,NA,Amusement Park,NA,NA,NA +152087,544,171,FEMALE D. J.: All you boppers going to the park tonight make sure you're not packing.,846000,TRUE,6521,354,FEMALE D. J.,Amusement Park,All you boppers going to the park tonight make sure you're not packing.,all you boppers going to the park tonight make sure youre not packing,13 +152088,544,172,"FEMALE D. J.: We don't want any ""accidents.""",851000,TRUE,6521,354,FEMALE D. J.,Amusement Park,"We don't want any ""accidents.""",we dont want any accidents,5 +152089,544,173,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba.,851000,TRUE,8,354,Bart Simpson,Amusement Park,Ay carumba.,ay carumba,2 +152090,544,174,Wilbur: (CRISPIN GLOVER VOICE) How'd you babies get here?,859000,TRUE,5505,354,Wilbur,Amusement Park,How'd you babies get here?,howd you babies get here,5 +152091,544,175,Wilbur: Did your mommy bring you?,862000,TRUE,5505,354,Wilbur,Amusement Park,Did your mommy bring you?,did your mommy bring you,5 +152092,544,176,Nelson Muntz: (LOWERS HEAD) Yes.,864000,TRUE,101,354,Nelson Muntz,Amusement Park,Yes.,yes,1 +152093,544,177,Mrs. Muntz: Nelson!,864000,TRUE,2660,354,Mrs. Muntz,Amusement Park,Nelson!,nelson,1 +152094,544,178,Mrs. Muntz: I might have to move the trailer house while you're gone! Look for me downhill! I ain't got much gas!,867000,TRUE,2660,354,Mrs. Muntz,Amusement Park,I might have to move the trailer house while you're gone! Look for me downhill! I ain't got much gas!,i might have to move the trailer house while youre gone look for me downhill i aint got much gas,20 +152095,544,179,Mrs. Muntz: Smell ya later.,871000,TRUE,2660,354,Mrs. Muntz,Amusement Park,Smell ya later.,smell ya later,3 +152096,544,180,"Nelson Muntz: Hey, my old Weasels. How's Shelbyville Elementary?",875000,TRUE,101,354,Nelson Muntz,Amusement Park,"Hey, my old Weasels. How's Shelbyville Elementary?",hey my old weasels hows shelbyville elementary,7 +152097,544,181,Weasel #1: (HIGH WEASELY VOICE) Not bad. Not bad.,880000,TRUE,100,354,Weasel #1,Amusement Park,Not bad. Not bad.,not bad not bad,4 +152098,544,182,Weasel #2: (HIGH WEASELY VOICE) We've ruined picture day three years in a row.,881000,TRUE,104,354,Weasel #2,Amusement Park,We've ruined picture day three years in a row.,weve ruined picture day three years in a row,9 +152099,544,183,(Amphitheater: Ext. amphitheater - continuous),890000,FALSE,NA,1034,NA,Amphitheater,NA,NA,NA +152100,544,184,Bullies: (CHANT) Ches-ter! Ches-ter! Ches-ter!,890000,TRUE,2451,1034,Bullies,Amphitheater,Ches-ter! Ches-ter! Ches-ter!,ches-ter ches-ter ches-ter,3 +152101,544,185,Chester Lampwick: They say the day of the bully is over. Popular music condemns us. Documentary filmmakers expose our craft. And cyber bullying has taken away the warmth of human contact. But I say to you the day of the bully has just begun!,890000,TRUE,1911,1034,Chester Lampwick,Amphitheater,They say the day of the bully is over. Popular music condemns us. Documentary filmmakers expose our craft. And cyber bullying has taken away the warmth of human contact. But I say to you the day of the bully has just begun!,they say the day of the bully is over popular music condemns us documentary filmmakers expose our craft and cyber bullying has taken away the warmth of human contact but i say to you the day of the bully has just begun,42 +152102,544,186,Chester Lampwick: Can you dig it?,907000,TRUE,1911,1034,Chester Lampwick,Amphitheater,Can you dig it?,can you dig it,4 +152103,544,187,"Gang Member: (SOTTO) Hey, why are you doing this?",909000,TRUE,6522,1034,Gang Member,Amphitheater,"Hey, why are you doing this?",hey why are you doing this,6 +152104,544,188,Wilbur: (SOTTO) 'Cause I don't wanna sit around like Prince Charles waiting for the Queen to die.,911000,TRUE,5505,1034,Wilbur,Amphitheater,'Cause I don't wanna sit around like Prince Charles waiting for the Queen to die.,cause i dont wanna sit around like prince charles waiting for the queen to die,15 +152105,544,189,Chester Lampwick: (DRAMATIC) Can you dig it?,918000,TRUE,1911,1034,Chester Lampwick,Amphitheater,Can you dig it?,can you dig it,4 +152106,544,190,Bullies: (THUNDEROUS CHEER),918000,FALSE,2451,1034,Bullies,Amphitheater,NA,NA,NA +152107,544,191,Nelson Muntz: I can totally dig it!,922000,TRUE,101,1034,Nelson Muntz,Amphitheater,I can totally dig it!,i can totally dig it,5 +152108,544,192,Gang Member: Chester's been shot! (PIERCING SCREAM),925000,TRUE,6522,1034,Gang Member,Amphitheater,Chester's been shot!,chesters been shot,3 +152109,544,193,Wilbur: This kid did it! His sling is still warm!,929000,TRUE,5505,1034,Wilbur,Amphitheater,This kid did it! His sling is still warm!,this kid did it his sling is still warm,9 +152110,544,194,"Wilbur: Get that boy! And his friend, the kid with the ladies underpants.",935000,TRUE,5505,1034,Wilbur,Amphitheater,"Get that boy! And his friend, the kid with the ladies underpants.",get that boy and his friend the kid with the ladies underpants,12 +152111,544,195,Nelson Muntz: (ANGUISHED) How does everyone know?,939000,TRUE,101,1034,Nelson Muntz,Amphitheater,How does everyone know?,how does everyone know,4 +152112,544,196,(Amusement Park: Ext. amusement PARK - night - a little later),948000,FALSE,NA,354,NA,Amusement Park,NA,NA,NA +152113,544,197,"FEMALE D. J.: To all you boppers out there, be on the lookout for a sling-daddy who took down our main man Chester. This is KBLY, your source for bully news, weather and sports. One hundred percent supported by money taken from nerds.",948000,TRUE,6521,354,FEMALE D. J.,Amusement Park,"To all you boppers out there, be on the lookout for a sling-daddy who took down our main man Chester. This is KBLY, your source for bully news, weather and sports. One hundred percent supported by money taken from nerds.",to all you boppers out there be on the lookout for a sling-daddy who took down our main man chester this is kbly your source for bully news weather and sports one hundred percent supported by money taken from nerds,40 +152114,544,198,"Jimbo Jones: I can't believe you did that, Bart. I don't even want to sit on the same side of this car with you. I'm just doin' it for balance.",960000,TRUE,144,354,Jimbo Jones,Amusement Park,"I can't believe you did that, Bart. I don't even want to sit on the same side of this car with you. I'm just doin' it for balance.",i cant believe you did that bart i dont even want to sit on the same side of this car with you im just doin it for balance,28 +152115,544,199,Bart Simpson: (EMPHATIC) I didn't shoot him!,967000,TRUE,8,354,Bart Simpson,Amusement Park,I didn't shoot him!,i didnt shoot him,4 +152116,544,200,"Jimbo Jones: Oh yeah? Well, why'd you bring your slingshot?",968000,TRUE,144,354,Jimbo Jones,Amusement Park,"Oh yeah? Well, why'd you bring your slingshot?",oh yeah well whyd you bring your slingshot,8 +152117,544,201,Bart Simpson: I don't know. I feel naked without it.,971000,TRUE,8,354,Bart Simpson,Amusement Park,I don't know. I feel naked without it.,i dont know i feel naked without it,8 +152118,544,202,"DOLPH: Yeah, I get that. That's how I feel about my eyebrow ring.",973000,TRUE,146,354,DOLPH,Amusement Park,"Yeah, I get that. That's how I feel about my eyebrow ring.",yeah i get that thats how i feel about my eyebrow ring,12 +152119,544,203,Jimbo Jones: The only way back to Springfield is on the subway. Past everyone else's territory. We'll just have to wait it out here until...,978000,TRUE,144,354,Jimbo Jones,Amusement Park,The only way back to Springfield is on the subway. Past everyone else's territory. We'll just have to wait it out here until...,the only way back to springfield is on the subway past everyone elses territory well just have to wait it out here until,23 +152120,544,204,Kearney Zzyzwicz: We're gonna have to jump for it!,982000,TRUE,145,354,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Amusement Park,We're gonna have to jump for it!,were gonna have to jump for it,7 +152121,544,205,DOLPH: Noooo! I lost my flip-flop!,991000,TRUE,146,354,DOLPH,Amusement Park,Noooo! I lost my flip-flop!,noooo i lost my flip-flop,5 +152122,544,206,Jimbo Jones: Just keep moving!,994000,TRUE,144,354,Jimbo Jones,Amusement Park,Just keep moving!,just keep moving,3 +152123,544,207,"Moe Szyslak: Oh. Well, well, well. Looks like youse and me may be up here for a while, eh? Yeah.",1002000,TRUE,17,354,Moe Szyslak,Amusement Park,"Oh. Well, well, well. Looks like youse and me may be up here for a while, eh? Yeah.",oh well well well looks like youse and me may be up here for a while eh yeah,18 +152124,544,208,Moe Szyslak: Dammit! I just had to get her parkour lessons for her birthday.,1014000,TRUE,17,354,Moe Szyslak,Amusement Park,Dammit! I just had to get her parkour lessons for her birthday.,dammit i just had to get her parkour lessons for her birthday,12 +152125,544,209,S.a.t. Prepper #1: You'll have to get past the S.A.T. Preppers.,1021000,TRUE,6523,354,S.a.t. Prepper #1,Amusement Park,You'll have to get past the S.A.T. Preppers.,youll have to get past the sat preppers,8 +152126,544,210,"S.a.t. Prepper #2: (DEEP SCARY VOICE) Seven-ninety assault, seven-eighty battery.",1024000,TRUE,6524,354,S.a.t. Prepper #2,Amusement Park,"Seven-ninety assault, seven-eighty battery.",seven-ninety assault seven-eighty battery,4 +152127,544,211,S.a.t. Prepper #2: I didn't say to begin!,1028000,TRUE,6524,354,S.a.t. Prepper #2,Amusement Park,I didn't say to begin!,i didnt say to begin,5 +152128,544,212,S.a.t. Prepper #2: (ANGRY ROAR),1028000,FALSE,6524,354,S.a.t. Prepper #2,Amusement Park,NA,NA,NA +152129,544,213,Female Dj: Word on the street is that the S.A.T. Preppers failed the test. The Springfield bullies are still at large.,1039000,TRUE,6520,354,Female Dj,Amusement Park,Word on the street is that the S.A.T. Preppers failed the test. The Springfield bullies are still at large.,word on the street is that the sat preppers failed the test the springfield bullies are still at large,19 +152130,544,214,"Chief Wiggum: (AT RADIO STATION) That's right, yeah. So, uh, give yourselves up. Um, if I put on the radio, can I hear myself?",1043000,TRUE,71,354,Chief Wiggum,Amusement Park,"That's right, yeah. So, uh, give yourselves up. Um, if I put on the radio, can I hear myself?",thats right yeah so uh give yourselves up um if i put on the radio can i hear myself,19 +152131,544,215,"Chief Wiggum: Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow, that's-that's-that's crazy-crazy. Woo-woo-woo. Hello-hello Lou-Lou!",1050000,TRUE,71,354,Chief Wiggum,Amusement Park,"Wow-wow-wow-wow-wow, that's-that's-that's crazy-crazy. Woo-woo-woo. Hello-hello Lou-Lou!",wow-wow-wow-wow-wow thats-thats-thats crazy-crazy woo-woo-woo hello-hello lou-lou,6 +152132,544,216,"Old Lady: (ITALIAN ACCENT) I only have pennies! One-a, two-a.",1064000,TRUE,2742,354,Old Lady,Amusement Park,"I only have pennies! One-a, two-a.",i only have pennies one-a two-a,6 +152133,544,217,Nelson Muntz: For Springfield!,1087000,TRUE,101,354,Nelson Muntz,Amusement Park,For Springfield!,for springfield,2 +152134,544,218,Nelson Muntz: (DOPPLER) Save yourselllves!,1093000,TRUE,101,354,Nelson Muntz,Amusement Park,Save yourselllves!,save yourselllves,2 +152135,544,219,Jimbo Jones: Today we are all Nelson Muntz.,1094000,TRUE,144,354,Jimbo Jones,Amusement Park,Today we are all Nelson Muntz.,today we are all nelson muntz,6 +152136,544,220,"Bart Simpson: (BOW HEADS, SOMBER) Haw-haw.",1097000,TRUE,8,354,Bart Simpson,Amusement Park,Haw-haw.,haw-haw,1 +152137,544,221,Jimbo Jones: Springfield. We're safe.,1108000,TRUE,144,354,Jimbo Jones,Amusement Park,Springfield. We're safe.,springfield were safe,3 +152138,544,222,DOLPH: I'm gonna kiss the ground.,1112000,TRUE,146,354,DOLPH,Amusement Park,I'm gonna kiss the ground.,im gonna kiss the ground,5 +152139,544,223,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Lo-ser! You're gay for the ground.,1112000,TRUE,145,354,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Amusement Park,Lo-ser! You're gay for the ground.,lo-ser youre gay for the ground,6 +152140,544,224,DOLPH: Well you're gay for homophobia.,1116000,TRUE,146,354,DOLPH,Amusement Park,Well you're gay for homophobia.,well youre gay for homophobia,5 +152141,544,225,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance.,1118000,TRUE,145,354,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Amusement Park,Wow. You just made me gay for tolerance.,wow you just made me gay for tolerance,8 +152142,544,226,(Subway: EXT. SUBWAY - continuous),1129000,FALSE,NA,3709,NA,Subway,NA,NA,NA +152143,544,227,(Car: Int. car - continuous),1129000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +152144,544,228,Wilbur: (CLINKING BOTTLES ON THREE FINGERS) Bul-lies come out to play-ay! / Bul-lies come out to play-ay!,1129000,TRUE,5505,2,Wilbur,Car,Bul-lies come out to play-ay! / Bul-lies come out to play-ay!,bul-lies come out to play-ay bul-lies come out to play-ay,10 +152145,544,229,DOLPH: (SCARED) Oh no! He's got three bottles!,1139000,TRUE,146,2,DOLPH,Car,Oh no! He's got three bottles!,oh no hes got three bottles,6 +152146,544,230,Wilbur: (CLINKING BOTTLES ON THREE FINGERS) CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK...,1147000,TRUE,5505,2,Wilbur,Car,CLINK CLINK CLINK CLINK...,clink clink clink clink,4 +152147,544,231,(Springfield Seaside: Ext. Springfield SEASIDE - dawn - another area),1147000,FALSE,NA,4312,NA,Springfield Seaside,NA,NA,NA +152148,544,232,Old Jewish Man: I know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast. Steak and eggs for fifty cents. And it was forty years ago.,1147000,TRUE,1452,4312,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Seaside,I know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast. Steak and eggs for fifty cents. And it was forty years ago.,i know a place that serves an early early bird breakfast steak and eggs for fifty cents and it was forty years ago,23 +152149,544,233,Homer Simpson: (SWEET SIGHS),1147000,FALSE,2,4312,Homer Simpson,Springfield Seaside,NA,NA,NA +152150,544,234,Homer Simpson: (ALARMED) Oh my God! I know that kid! We've gotta help him!,1157000,TRUE,2,4312,Homer Simpson,Springfield Seaside,Oh my God! I know that kid! We've gotta help him!,oh my god i know that kid weve gotta help him,11 +152151,544,235,"Old Jewish Man: I'd love to, but I'm sure that it's some sort of a holiday for me.",1160000,TRUE,1452,4312,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Seaside,"I'd love to, but I'm sure that it's some sort of a holiday for me.",id love to but im sure that its some sort of a holiday for me,15 +152152,544,236,Homer Simpson: Fine. Your generation did its part when it won World War Two and created the Rockford Files. I've got this one.,1166000,TRUE,2,4312,Homer Simpson,Springfield Seaside,Fine. Your generation did its part when it won World War Two and created the Rockford Files. I've got this one.,fine your generation did its part when it won world war two and created the rockford files ive got this one,21 +152153,544,237,"Homer Simpson: (WHINY) Oh, it is so hard running in sand. (CONTINUES ON WITH DIFFICULTY)",1176000,TRUE,2,4312,Homer Simpson,Springfield Seaside,"Oh, it is so hard running in sand.",oh it is so hard running in sand,8 +152154,544,238,Homer Simpson: No. No. I can't be old yet. (HEROIC) I won't let the ravages of time catch up with me till I'm fifty-two!,1176000,TRUE,2,4312,Homer Simpson,Springfield Seaside,No. No. I can't be old yet. I won't let the ravages of time catch up with me till I'm fifty-two!,no no i cant be old yet i wont let the ravages of time catch up with me till im fifty-two,21 +152155,544,239,Homer Simpson: I'm coming at you with all the power of a reverse mortgage!,1185000,TRUE,2,4312,Homer Simpson,Springfield Seaside,I'm coming at you with all the power of a reverse mortgage!,im coming at you with all the power of a reverse mortgage,12 +152156,544,240,Wilbur: Ow! Ow! (SCARED) No! I've never really been in a fight!,1186000,TRUE,5505,4312,Wilbur,Springfield Seaside,Ow! Ow! No! I've never really been in a fight!,ow ow no ive never really been in a fight,10 +152157,544,241,"Homer Simpson: Now let's go home, son.",1204000,TRUE,2,4312,Homer Simpson,Springfield Seaside,"Now let's go home, son.",now lets go home son,5 +152158,544,242,Grampa Simpson: How did I get here?!,1204000,TRUE,31,4312,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Seaside,How did I get here?!,how did i get here,5 +152159,544,243,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),1213000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152160,544,244,"Marge Simpson: (TURNED ON) Ooh, what's your hurry?",1213000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, what's your hurry?",ooh whats your hurry,4 +152161,544,245,Homer Simpson: We've got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep and the old guys waking up.,1215000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We've got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep and the old guys waking up.,weve got ten minutes between the kids falling asleep and the old guys waking up,15 +152162,544,246,Marge Simpson: Go! Go! Go!,1219000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Go! Go! Go!,go go go,3 +152163,544,247,Grampa Simpson: I hear smoothin'!,1247000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I hear smoothin'!,i hear smoothin,3 +152164,545,0,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bathroom - morning),12000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152165,545,1,"Homer Simpson: ""Lisa"" (NEXT POST IT) ""wants"" (NEXT POST IT) ""a"" (NEXT POST IT) ""dot dot dot""...",12000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Lisa"" ""wants"" ""a"" ""dot dot dot""...",lisa wants a dot dot dot,6 +152166,545,2,Homer Simpson: Guinea pig?,12000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Guinea pig?,guinea pig,2 +152167,545,3,(SHOWER: int. shower - continuous),32000,FALSE,NA,4313,NA,SHOWER,NA,NA,NA +152168,545,4,Marge Simpson: (SCARED SHRIEK),32000,FALSE,1,4313,Marge Simpson,SHOWER,NA,NA,NA +152169,545,5,(KITCHEN: int. kitchen - later),32000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +152170,545,6,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - homer's workstation - later),32000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +152171,545,7,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE),32000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +152223,545,59,Marge Simpson: Our boat painting!,286000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Our boat painting!,our boat painting,3 +152172,545,8,"Carl Carlson: Hey Homer, did you know that guinea pigs are self-groomers?",32000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey Homer, did you know that guinea pigs are self-groomers?",hey homer did you know that guinea pigs are self-groomers,10 +152173,545,9,Lenny Leonard: And when they get excited they jump straight up -- it's called popcorning!,35000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,And when they get excited they jump straight up -- it's called popcorning!,and when they get excited they jump straight up -- its called popcorning,13 +152174,545,10,"Homer Simpson: Lisa got to you. I don't know how, but she got to you.",37000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Lisa got to you. I don't know how, but she got to you.",lisa got to you i dont know how but she got to you,13 +152175,545,11,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) Emojis. Now she's gone too far.,45000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Emojis. Now she's gone too far.,emojis now shes gone too far,6 +152176,545,12,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSONS HOUSE - KITCHEN - DAY),50000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152177,545,13,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about all this hinting.",50000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, your father and I are very concerned about all this hinting.",lisa your father and i are very concerned about all this hinting,12 +152178,545,14,"Lisa Simpson: I've never had a pet of my very own! My clock is ticking! I don't wanna be one of those girls who waits till she's sixteen to decide if she's ready, and then it's too late.",56000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've never had a pet of my very own! My clock is ticking! I don't wanna be one of those girls who waits till she's sixteen to decide if she's ready, and then it's too late.",ive never had a pet of my very own my clock is ticking i dont wanna be one of those girls who waits till shes sixteen to decide if shes ready and then its too late,36 +152179,545,15,"Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR) Well, we've talked about it, and if you really want a guinea pig, you'll have to sign this contract.",65000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, we've talked about it, and if you really want a guinea pig, you'll have to sign this contract.",well weve talked about it and if you really want a guinea pig youll have to sign this contract,19 +152180,545,16,"Lisa Simpson: ""I, Lisa Simpson, hereby promise to take full responsibility for this dog, cat, other.",71000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""I, Lisa Simpson, hereby promise to take full responsibility for this dog, cat, other.",i lisa simpson hereby promise to take full responsibility for this dog cat other,14 +152181,545,17,"Homer Simpson: (HELPFUL) Circle ""other.""",71000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Circle ""other.""",circle other,2 +152182,545,18,"Lisa Simpson: ""This includes feeding; bathing; cleaning of droppings and barfings; and, when the time comes, burying or flushing.""",71000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"""This includes feeding; bathing; cleaning of droppings and barfings; and, when the time comes, burying or flushing.""",this includes feeding bathing cleaning of droppings and barfings and when the time comes burying or flushing,17 +152183,545,19,"Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY) Boilerplate, boilerplate, boilerplate... we can skip all this litter box stuff... if pet becomes internet superstar, all rights revert to father... Sign here, here, initial here, one more over here, and... done.",71000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Boilerplate, boilerplate, boilerplate... we can skip all this litter box stuff... if pet becomes internet superstar, all rights revert to father... Sign here, here, initial here, one more over here, and... done.",boilerplate boilerplate boilerplate we can skip all this litter box stuff if pet becomes internet superstar all rights revert to father sign here here initial here one more over here and done,32 +152184,545,20,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, my God -- I'm getting a guinea pig! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!",96000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, my God -- I'm getting a guinea pig! Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!",oh my god -- im getting a guinea pig thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you,19 +152185,545,21,"Homer Simpson: (SAGELY) The kid-parent contract -- unenforceable, yet you feel like you didn't completely cave.",100000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"The kid-parent contract -- unenforceable, yet you feel like you didn't completely cave.",the kid-parent contract -- unenforceable yet you feel like you didnt completely cave,13 +152186,545,22,(RURAL SPRINGFIELD: ext. rural springfield - day),118000,FALSE,NA,4314,NA,RURAL SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +152187,545,23,(GUINEA PIG RESCUE: INT. GUINEA PIG RESCUE - living room - continuous),118000,FALSE,NA,4315,NA,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,NA,NA,NA +152188,545,24,"Carla: You're doing the right thing adopting a rescue pig. You know, most of these guys are rejects from the big guinea-pig mills in the Midwest. (SHAKES HEAD) Oh, I can't tell you how many mill pigs we get here who have bumblefoot or the slobbers.",118000,TRUE,1568,4315,Carla,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"You're doing the right thing adopting a rescue pig. You know, most of these guys are rejects from the big guinea-pig mills in the Midwest. Oh, I can't tell you how many mill pigs we get here who have bumblefoot or the slobbers.",youre doing the right thing adopting a rescue pig you know most of these guys are rejects from the big guinea-pig mills in the midwest oh i cant tell you how many mill pigs we get here who have bumblefoot or the slobbers,43 +152189,545,25,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) You don't have children, do you?",131000,TRUE,2,4315,Homer Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"You don't have children, do you?",you dont have children do you,6 +152190,545,26,Lisa Simpson: This one whistled at me!,133000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,This one whistled at me!,this one whistled at me,5 +152191,545,27,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, that could be the one.",135000,TRUE,1,4315,Marge Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"Ooo, that could be the one.",ooo that could be the one,6 +152192,545,28,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, but that orange guy looks like a pumpkin! (GASPS) But this fella is so fuzzy!",137000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"Oh, but that orange guy looks like a pumpkin! But this fella is so fuzzy!",oh but that orange guy looks like a pumpkin but this fella is so fuzzy,15 +152193,545,29,"Marge Simpson: Well, they all have their charms...",143000,TRUE,1,4315,Marge Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"Well, they all have their charms...",well they all have their charms,6 +152224,545,60,"Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry, Mom.",290000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, Mom.",im sorry mom,3 +152307,545,143,"Milhouse Van Houten: I'm sorry, Mr. S. I cracked!",640000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, Mr. S. I cracked!",im sorry mr s i cracked,6 +152194,545,30,"Lisa Simpson: This one's nibbling a sunflower seed! (SEES ANOTHER ONE) Look at that hair -- Oh, I just wanna comb it forever! (RE: ANOTHER ONE)(GASPS) Have you seen a pinker nose? (RE: ANOTHER ONE) (EXCITED GASP) I have now!",147000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"This one's nibbling a sunflower seed! Look at that hair -- Oh, I just wanna comb it forever! Have you seen a pinker nose? I have now!",this ones nibbling a sunflower seed look at that hair -- oh i just wanna comb it forever have you seen a pinker nose i have now,27 +152195,545,31,Marge Simpson: Lisa! You've just gotta choose one. Lisa!?,156000,TRUE,1,4315,Marge Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,Lisa! You've just gotta choose one. Lisa!?,lisa youve just gotta choose one lisa,7 +152196,545,32,"Homer Simpson: She's gone, honey. She's gone.",160000,TRUE,2,4315,Homer Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"She's gone, honey. She's gone.",shes gone honey shes gone,5 +152197,545,33,"Lisa Simpson: That one's fur looks like a tuxedo! A Band-Aid on its tail, awww! (LOSING IT) Albino!",162000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"That one's fur looks like a tuxedo! A Band-Aid on its tail, awww! Albino!",that ones fur looks like a tuxedo a band-aid on its tail awww albino,14 +152198,545,34,"Lisa Simpson: (QUICKLY) I'm definitely getting this one. Oh, but I forgot about this one! Oh my God I never even saw this one! (THEN: VARIOUS AWWS)",171000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"I'm definitely getting this one. Oh, but I forgot about this one! Oh my God I never even saw this one!",im definitely getting this one oh but i forgot about this one oh my god i never even saw this one,21 +152199,545,35,"Lisa Simpson: (QUICKLY) Maybe I should get that sick one. If I don't, no one else will. Bart, list your top five, best to worst. No, no, no, no -- worst to best!",179000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"Maybe I should get that sick one. If I don't, no one else will. Bart, list your top five, best to worst. No, no, no, no -- worst to best!",maybe i should get that sick one if i dont no one else will bart list your top five best to worst no no no no -- worst to best,30 +152200,545,36,Lisa Simpson: I just wish the grey one had the brown one's personality!,188000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,I just wish the grey one had the brown one's personality!,i just wish the grey one had the brown ones personality,11 +152201,545,37,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, give me your phone. I need to look at the pictures again! (THEN: ASSORTED AWWS)",191000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"Dad, give me your phone. I need to look at the pictures again!",dad give me your phone i need to look at the pictures again,13 +152202,545,38,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, this is the guinea pig that will make me happy.",199000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"Okay, this is the guinea pig that will make me happy.",okay this is the guinea pig that will make me happy,11 +152203,545,39,Homer Simpson: (SOTTO TO MARGE AND BART) She thinks she's decided. Don't say a thing. Don't blow this!,203000,TRUE,2,4315,Homer Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,She thinks she's decided. Don't say a thing. Don't blow this!,she thinks shes decided dont say a thing dont blow this,11 +152204,545,40,"Carla: Okay now, you sure you only want just one? They tend to do better in pairs.",208000,TRUE,1568,4315,Carla,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,"Okay now, you sure you only want just one? They tend to do better in pairs.",okay now you sure you only want just one they tend to do better in pairs,16 +152205,545,41,"Lisa Simpson: (EYES WIDENING, GASPS) I could get two...?",214000,TRUE,9,4315,Lisa Simpson,GUINEA PIG RESCUE,I could get two...?,i could get two,4 +152206,545,42,(Rural Road: ext. rural road - day),218000,FALSE,NA,2231,NA,Rural Road,NA,NA,NA +152207,545,43,Homer Simpson: Fighting Tweakers rule!,218000,TRUE,2,2231,Homer Simpson,Rural Road,Fighting Tweakers rule!,fighting tweakers rule,3 +152208,545,44,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - later),221000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152209,545,45,Lisa Simpson: I've tried to give Pokey a perfect replica of his natural habitat:,221000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I've tried to give Pokey a perfect replica of his natural habitat:,ive tried to give pokey a perfect replica of his natural habitat,12 +152210,545,46,"Lisa Simpson: Peruvian feather grass, an Incan sleeping mat, and a portrait of Marisol Espinoza, the Vice President of Peru.",225000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Peruvian feather grass, an Incan sleeping mat, and a portrait of Marisol Espinoza, the Vice President of Peru.",peruvian feather grass an incan sleeping mat and a portrait of marisol espinoza the vice president of peru,18 +152211,545,47,Bart Simpson: Are you sure you didn't create a perfect habitat for you?,231000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you sure you didn't create a perfect habitat for you?,are you sure you didnt create a perfect habitat for you,11 +152212,545,48,Lisa Simpson: (HUSHED) I wish I could live in there.,234000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I wish I could live in there.,i wish i could live in there,7 +152213,545,49,Bart Simpson: Well there's plenty of room... because Pokey's gone.,236000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Well there's plenty of room... because Pokey's gone.,well theres plenty of room because pokeys gone,8 +152214,545,50,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Where'd he go?,239000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Where'd he go?,whered he go,3 +152215,545,51,Bart Simpson: This looks like a job for... fireplace tongs.,248000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,This looks like a job for... fireplace tongs.,this looks like a job for fireplace tongs,8 +152216,545,52,Lisa Simpson: Nooooo!,255000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Nooooo!,nooooo,1 +152217,545,53,"Lisa Simpson: Oh my God, he's in the walls!",262000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh my God, he's in the walls!",oh my god hes in the walls,7 +152218,545,54,Lisa Simpson: I hear chewing!,264000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I hear chewing!,i hear chewing,3 +152219,545,55,"Bart Simpson: No, that's a much bigger animal.",266000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, that's a much bigger animal.",no thats a much bigger animal,6 +152220,545,56,Homer Simpson: Kettle corn... the heroin of the farmer's market.,270000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Kettle corn... the heroin of the farmer's market.,kettle corn the heroin of the farmers market,8 +152221,545,57,Lisa Simpson: I've lost my guinea pig!,274000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I've lost my guinea pig!,ive lost my guinea pig,5 +152222,545,58,Lisa Simpson: Pokey!,284000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Pokey!,pokey,1 +152225,545,61,"Marge Simpson: (MOANS) That's okay sweetheart. Your pig thingy didn't mean it. It's just... it felt comforting to know that while we watched TV, there was art going on behind us.",292000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's okay sweetheart. Your pig thingy didn't mean it. It's just... it felt comforting to know that while we watched TV, there was art going on behind us.",thats okay sweetheart your pig thingy didnt mean it its just it felt comforting to know that while we watched tv there was art going on behind us,28 +152226,545,62,"Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Well, I guess we have to go to an art gallery and buy a new painting.",304000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I guess we have to go to an art gallery and buy a new painting.",well i guess we have to go to an art gallery and buy a new painting,16 +152227,545,63,Homer Simpson: Sure we could go to a fancy gallery and spend a bunch of money. Or...,309000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sure we could go to a fancy gallery and spend a bunch of money. Or...,sure we could go to a fancy gallery and spend a bunch of money or,15 +152228,545,64,(VAN HOUTENS' YARD: ext. van houtens' yard - establishing shot),313000,FALSE,NA,4316,NA,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,NA,NA,NA +152229,545,65,Kirk Van Houten: Milhouse played the violin for years until it turned out the vibrations were screwing up his bones.,313000,TRUE,817,4316,Kirk Van Houten,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,Milhouse played the violin for years until it turned out the vibrations were screwing up his bones.,milhouse played the violin for years until it turned out the vibrations were screwing up his bones,17 +152230,545,66,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, these seem great. (SNIFFS IT) Oh, too bad someone used cello rosin.",322000,TRUE,2,4316,Homer Simpson,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,"Yeah, these seem great. Oh, too bad someone used cello rosin.",yeah these seem great oh too bad someone used cello rosin,11 +152231,545,67,"Marge Simpson: Oh my gosh, that's beautiful! I've never seen a painting with a lighthouse before.",334000,TRUE,1,4316,Marge Simpson,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,"Oh my gosh, that's beautiful! I've never seen a painting with a lighthouse before.",oh my gosh thats beautiful ive never seen a painting with a lighthouse before,14 +152232,545,68,"Luann Van Houten: (DISMISSIVE) Oh that, that was on the wall of Kirk's bachelor pad, back when we were (WHISPERS) separated.",340000,TRUE,591,4316,Luann Van Houten,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,"Oh that, that was on the wall of Kirk's bachelor pad, back when we were separated.",oh that that was on the wall of kirks bachelor pad back when we were separated,16 +152233,545,69,"Kirk Van Houten: Yeah, it's a great piece. I didn't have a mirror so I shaved in the reflection of the chrome frame.",347000,TRUE,817,4316,Kirk Van Houten,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,"Yeah, it's a great piece. I didn't have a mirror so I shaved in the reflection of the chrome frame.",yeah its a great piece i didnt have a mirror so i shaved in the reflection of the chrome frame,20 +152234,545,70,Marge Simpson: This could be our new living room painting!,353000,TRUE,1,4316,Marge Simpson,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,This could be our new living room painting!,this could be our new living room painting,8 +152235,545,71,Homer Simpson: I don't know. How 'bout this poster of a really rockin' jukebox?,355000,TRUE,2,4316,Homer Simpson,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,I don't know. How 'bout this poster of a really rockin' jukebox?,i dont know how bout this poster of a really rockin jukebox,12 +152236,545,72,Homer Simpson: You know it's rockin' 'cause music notes are coming out of it.,360000,TRUE,2,4316,Homer Simpson,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,You know it's rockin' 'cause music notes are coming out of it.,you know its rockin cause music notes are coming out of it,12 +152237,545,73,Kirk Van Houten: Painting's only twenty bucks.,363000,TRUE,817,4316,Kirk Van Houten,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,Painting's only twenty bucks.,paintings only twenty bucks,4 +152238,545,74,"Marge Simpson: Oh please, Homie...",365000,TRUE,1,4316,Marge Simpson,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,"Oh please, Homie...",oh please homie,3 +152239,545,75,Kirk Van Houten: (SELLING) I'll throw in the tiny violins...,367000,TRUE,817,4316,Kirk Van Houten,VAN HOUTENS' YARD,I'll throw in the tiny violins...,ill throw in the tiny violins,6 +152240,545,76,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - living room - that night),375000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152241,545,77,"Marge Simpson: Oh, it looks great!",375000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, it looks great!",oh it looks great,4 +152242,545,78,"Homer Simpson: Well, to me, it looks like... garbage salad, but that's the great thing about art: everyone can have their own opinion about why it sucks.",379000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, to me, it looks like... garbage salad, but that's the great thing about art: everyone can have their own opinion about why it sucks.",well to me it looks like garbage salad but thats the great thing about art everyone can have their own opinion about why it sucks,25 +152243,545,79,Marge Simpson: I've got to get rid of this ugly chrome frame from Kirk's bachelor bad. I hate to think of the things this mirror has reflected.,390000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I've got to get rid of this ugly chrome frame from Kirk's bachelor bad. I hate to think of the things this mirror has reflected.,ive got to get rid of this ugly chrome frame from kirks bachelor bad i hate to think of the things this mirror has reflected,25 +152244,545,80,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, look... there's a signature that the frame covered up: (READING) ""Johan Oldenveldt.""",398000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, look... there's a signature that the frame covered up: ""Johan Oldenveldt.""",hey look theres a signature that the frame covered up johan oldenveldt,12 +152245,545,81,"Lisa Simpson: Here he is! (READING) ""Johan Oldenveldt, painter, lived in Amsterdam, Paris... prolific early 20th century naturalist... I think this was painted by someone famous. Maybe it's valuable.",403000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Here he is! ""Johan Oldenveldt, painter, lived in Amsterdam, Paris... prolific early 20th century naturalist... I think this was painted by someone famous. Maybe it's valuable.",here he is johan oldenveldt painter lived in amsterdam paris prolific early 20th century naturalist i think this was painted by someone famous maybe its valuable,26 +152246,545,82,Marge Simpson: We should have it appraised!,419000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We should have it appraised!,we should have it appraised,5 +152247,545,83,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) You guys are crazy. I've never even heard of that guy. It's not like it was painted by Leonardo Da Vinci Code.,422000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You guys are crazy. I've never even heard of that guy. It's not like it was painted by Leonardo Da Vinci Code.,you guys are crazy ive never even heard of that guy its not like it was painted by leonardo da vinci code,22 +152248,545,84,"Homer Simpson: Now, ere's what makes art valuable: 1. Nudity. 2. Holograms. 3. Something terrible happening to Jesus.",429000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now, ere's what makes art valuable: 1. Nudity. 2. Holograms. 3. Something terrible happening to Jesus.",now eres what makes art valuable 1 nudity 2 holograms 3 something terrible happening to jesus,16 +152249,545,85,(Art Auction House: Ext. ART AUCTION HOUSE - day),439000,FALSE,NA,4317,NA,Art Auction House,NA,NA,NA +152250,545,86,(Springfield Art Auction House: INT. SPRINGFIELD ART AUCTION HOUSE - DAY),439000,FALSE,NA,4318,NA,Springfield Art Auction House,NA,NA,NA +152251,545,87,"Duncan: (ENGLISH ACCENT) Ah yes, seascape... marvelous natural light... classic use of (OVER-PRONOUNCING) gouache... (CONSIDERING) You're right. This is an early-career Oldenveldt. Quite valuable.",439000,TRUE,3001,4318,Duncan,Springfield Art Auction House,"Ah yes, seascape... marvelous natural light... classic use of gouache... You're right. This is an early-career Oldenveldt. Quite valuable.",ah yes seascape marvelous natural light classic use of gouache youre right this is an early-career oldenveldt quite valuable,19 +152252,545,88,Marge Simpson: Oh my God!,451000,TRUE,1,4318,Marge Simpson,Springfield Art Auction House,Oh my God!,oh my god,3 +152253,545,89,Duncan: I expect it to go somewhere between eighty to one hundred thousand dollars.,453000,TRUE,3001,4318,Duncan,Springfield Art Auction House,I expect it to go somewhere between eighty to one hundred thousand dollars.,i expect it to go somewhere between eighty to one hundred thousand dollars,13 +152254,545,90,"Homer Simpson: (SMALL GASP) Nobody touch it! Bart, stop looking at it!",457000,TRUE,2,4318,Homer Simpson,Springfield Art Auction House,"Nobody touch it! Bart, stop looking at it!",nobody touch it bart stop looking at it,8 +152255,545,91,Bart Simpson: But I want to see it!,460000,TRUE,8,4318,Bart Simpson,Springfield Art Auction House,But I want to see it!,but i want to see it,6 +152256,545,92,"Homer Simpson: No, you'll wear it out!",461000,TRUE,2,4318,Homer Simpson,Springfield Art Auction House,"No, you'll wear it out!",no youll wear it out,5 +152257,545,93,"Homer Simpson: Baby, you saw something in this painting, and you were right.",463000,TRUE,2,4318,Homer Simpson,Springfield Art Auction House,"Baby, you saw something in this painting, and you were right.",baby you saw something in this painting and you were right,11 +152258,545,94,"Marge Simpson: Wow, the Van Houtens owned this for years and never knew how much it was worth. Think how happy they'll be when we sell it and split the money with them.",466000,TRUE,1,4318,Marge Simpson,Springfield Art Auction House,"Wow, the Van Houtens owned this for years and never knew how much it was worth. Think how happy they'll be when we sell it and split the money with them.",wow the van houtens owned this for years and never knew how much it was worth think how happy theyll be when we sell it and split the money with them,31 +152259,545,95,"Homer Simpson: Split it? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...",475000,TRUE,2,4318,Homer Simpson,Springfield Art Auction House,"Split it? Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...",split it whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa,12 +152260,545,96,(Simpson Car: INT. SIMPSONS CAR - LATER),482000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +152261,545,97,"Homer Simpson: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...",482000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa...",whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa,6 +152262,545,98,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - MASTER BATHROOM - later),487000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152263,545,99,"Homer Simpson: (MOUTHFUL OF TOOTHPASTE, GARBLED) Whoa, whoa, whoa...",487000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whoa, whoa, whoa...",whoa whoa whoa,3 +152264,545,100,(KIDDIE PLAYGROUND: ext. kiddie playground - day),487000,FALSE,NA,4319,NA,KIDDIE PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +152265,545,101,"Homer Simpson: Whoa, whoa, whoa...",487000,TRUE,2,4319,Homer Simpson,KIDDIE PLAYGROUND,"Whoa, whoa, whoa...",whoa whoa whoa,3 +152266,545,102,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - MASTER BEDROOM - middle of the night),490000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152267,545,103,(Simpson Backyard: EXT. SIMPSONS BACK YARD - DAY),490000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +152268,545,104,Homer Simpson: Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!,490000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!,whoa whoa whoa,3 +152269,545,105,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE),490000,FALSE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +152270,545,106,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - EARLY EVENING - ESTABLISHING),497000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152271,545,107,"Homer Simpson: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... split it with them?",497000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... split it with them?",whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa split it with them,12 +152272,545,108,Marge Simpson: Kirk and Luann didn't know what the painting was worth when they sold it.,502000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Kirk and Luann didn't know what the painting was worth when they sold it.,kirk and luann didnt know what the painting was worth when they sold it,14 +152273,545,109,"Homer Simpson: Yes, they sold it to us. So now it's our painting. We can hang it on our wall, cut eyeholes in it to spy on people, or... sell it for lots of money which we keep.",505000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, they sold it to us. So now it's our painting. We can hang it on our wall, cut eyeholes in it to spy on people, or... sell it for lots of money which we keep.",yes they sold it to us so now its our painting we can hang it on our wall cut eyeholes in it to spy on people or sell it for lots of money which we keep,36 +152274,545,110,Bart Simpson: For ourselves?,518000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,For ourselves?,for ourselves,2 +152275,545,111,Homer Simpson: This dude gets it.,520000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,This dude gets it.,this dude gets it,4 +152276,545,112,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),520000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152277,545,113,Marge Simpson: But the Van Houtens are our friends!,523000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,But the Van Houtens are our friends!,but the van houtens are our friends,7 +152306,545,142,"Homer Simpson: I don't know what you're talking about. (CALLING INSIDE, LOUD WHISPER) Hide the treasure!",636000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know what you're talking about. Hide the treasure!,i dont know what youre talking about hide the treasure,10 +152278,545,114,"Homer Simpson: Are they, Marge? If you think about it, aren't they really just the parents of a kid who happens to hang out with our kid?",526000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Are they, Marge? If you think about it, aren't they really just the parents of a kid who happens to hang out with our kid?",are they marge if you think about it arent they really just the parents of a kid who happens to hang out with our kid,25 +152279,545,115,Marge Simpson: All our friends are like that!,532000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,All our friends are like that!,all our friends are like that,6 +152280,545,116,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - day),535000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +152281,545,117,Marge Simpson: Well how would you feel if we sold them something that turned out to be valuable?,535000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Well how would you feel if we sold them something that turned out to be valuable?,well how would you feel if we sold them something that turned out to be valuable,16 +152282,545,118,"Homer Simpson: I would feel: A). Happy for their good fortune, B). Proud to know rich people, and C). Grateful for an opportunity to learn from a mistake.",539000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"I would feel: A). Happy for their good fortune, B). Proud to know rich people, and C). Grateful for an opportunity to learn from a mistake.",i would feel a happy for their good fortune b proud to know rich people and c grateful for an opportunity to learn from a mistake,26 +152283,545,119,"(""PAY & LEAVE"" SUPERMARKET: int. ""PAY & LEAVE"" supermarket - day)",548000,FALSE,NA,4320,NA,"""PAY & LEAVE"" SUPERMARKET",NA,NA,NA +152284,545,120,Marge Simpson: How about this... what if we give the Van Houtens twenty-five percent of the money?,548000,TRUE,1,4320,Marge Simpson,"""PAY & LEAVE"" SUPERMARKET",How about this... what if we give the Van Houtens twenty-five percent of the money?,how about this what if we give the van houtens twenty-five percent of the money,15 +152285,545,121,Homer Simpson: Then they'll just be mad about the sixty-five percent that we're keeping!,553000,TRUE,2,4320,Homer Simpson,"""PAY & LEAVE"" SUPERMARKET",Then they'll just be mad about the sixty-five percent that we're keeping!,then theyll just be mad about the sixty-five percent that were keeping,12 +152286,545,122,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - backyard - day),558000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152287,545,123,"Homer Simpson: Marge, you like kindness, right?",558000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, you like kindness, right?",marge you like kindness right,5 +152288,545,124,Marge Simpson: Sure.,561000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Sure.,sure,1 +152289,545,125,"Homer Simpson: So even if we gave Kirk and Luann some of money, the knowledge of what they could have had will eat away at them, like piranhas devouring a wounded yeti.",562000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So even if we gave Kirk and Luann some of money, the knowledge of what they could have had will eat away at them, like piranhas devouring a wounded yeti.",so even if we gave kirk and luann some of money the knowledge of what they could have had will eat away at them like piranhas devouring a wounded yeti,30 +152290,545,126,Homer Simpson: Homer looks into Marge's eyes.,573000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer looks into Marge's eyes.,homer looks into marges eyes,5 +152291,545,127,Homer Simpson: (THOUGHTFUL) It's kinder never to tell them.,573000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's kinder never to tell them.,its kinder never to tell them,6 +152292,545,128,"Marge Simpson: Okay... I see your point. We should sell the painting, keep all the money, and never, ever tell the Van Houtens.",576000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay... I see your point. We should sell the painting, keep all the money, and never, ever tell the Van Houtens.",okay i see your point we should sell the painting keep all the money and never ever tell the van houtens,21 +152293,545,129,Homer Simpson: What'll it take to buy your silence?,592000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What'll it take to buy your silence?,whatll it take to buy your silence,7 +152294,545,130,(Toy Store: EXT. TOY STORE - LATER - ESTABLISHING),595000,FALSE,NA,1744,NA,Toy Store,NA,NA,NA +152295,545,131,"Homer Simpson: Okay Milhouse, the guys in back are putting your new bike together.",595000,TRUE,2,1744,Homer Simpson,Toy Store,"Okay Milhouse, the guys in back are putting your new bike together.",okay milhouse the guys in back are putting your new bike together,12 +152296,545,132,Milhouse Van Houten: And all I have to do is not say anything about some painting to my Mom and Dad?,598000,TRUE,25,1744,Milhouse Van Houten,Toy Store,And all I have to do is not say anything about some painting to my Mom and Dad?,and all i have to do is not say anything about some painting to my mom and dad,18 +152297,545,133,"Marge Simpson: Oh sweetie, you want your parents to be happy, don't you?",603000,TRUE,1,1744,Marge Simpson,Toy Store,"Oh sweetie, you want your parents to be happy, don't you?",oh sweetie you want your parents to be happy dont you,11 +152298,545,134,Milhouse Van Houten: I guess.,607000,TRUE,25,1744,Milhouse Van Houten,Toy Store,I guess.,i guess,2 +152299,545,135,"Homer Simpson: ""I guess."" (FAKE LAUGH) You're funny! No wonder Lisa's in love with you.",608000,TRUE,2,1744,Homer Simpson,Toy Store,"""I guess."" You're funny! No wonder Lisa's in love with you.",i guess youre funny no wonder lisas in love with you,11 +152300,545,136,Milhouse Van Houten: She is?,614000,TRUE,25,1744,Milhouse Van Houten,Toy Store,She is?,she is,2 +152301,545,137,Lisa Simpson: She is?,615000,TRUE,9,1744,Lisa Simpson,Toy Store,She is?,she is,2 +152302,545,138,"Milhouse Van Houten: ...so if I keep my mouth shut, you get me new wheelie sneakers, and Bart agrees to promote and encourage use of my new cool nickname, ""C.J.""...",617000,TRUE,25,1744,Milhouse Van Houten,Toy Store,"...so if I keep my mouth shut, you get me new wheelie sneakers, and Bart agrees to promote and encourage use of my new cool nickname, ""C.J.""...",so if i keep my mouth shut you get me new wheelie sneakers and bart agrees to promote and encourage use of my new cool nickname cj,27 +152303,545,139,"Bart Simpson: You got it, Ceej.",617000,TRUE,8,1744,Bart Simpson,Toy Store,"You got it, Ceej.",you got it ceej,4 +152304,545,140,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - living room - the next day),631000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152305,545,141,"Kirk Van Houten: You found out that painting was worth big bucks, and you weren't gonna tell us?!",631000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"You found out that painting was worth big bucks, and you weren't gonna tell us?!",you found out that painting was worth big bucks and you werent gonna tell us,15 +152308,545,144,Homer Simpson: We had a deal. (WHISPERED FURY) And now we've got nothing...,643000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We had a deal. And now we've got nothing...,we had a deal and now weve got nothing,9 +152309,545,145,Luann Van Houten: We considered you our friends... we trusted you... I let Homer use our master bathroom! Then you stab us in the back!,651000,TRUE,591,5,Luann Van Houten,Simpson Home,We considered you our friends... we trusted you... I let Homer use our master bathroom! Then you stab us in the back!,we considered you our friends we trusted you i let homer use our master bathroom then you stab us in the back,22 +152310,545,146,"Marge Simpson: (SHEEPISH) If you knew you sold a valuable painting for nothing, how could you live with yourselves? We were just trying to be... kind.",660000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"If you knew you sold a valuable painting for nothing, how could you live with yourselves? We were just trying to be... kind.",if you knew you sold a valuable painting for nothing how could you live with yourselves we were just trying to be kind,23 +152311,545,147,Kirk Van Houten: Kind!? You call it kind to give us nothing?,668000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,Kind!? You call it kind to give us nothing?,kind you call it kind to give us nothing,9 +152312,545,148,"Homer Simpson: We were gonna treat you to dinner at an upscale chain restaurant and never explain why, but now forget it!",671000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"We were gonna treat you to dinner at an upscale chain restaurant and never explain why, but now forget it!",we were gonna treat you to dinner at an upscale chain restaurant and never explain why but now forget it,20 +152313,545,149,"Kirk Van Houten: Oh, so that's how it is!",677000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Oh, so that's how it is!",oh so thats how it is,6 +152314,545,150,Homer Simpson: That's exactly how it is.,678000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That's exactly how it is.,thats exactly how it is,5 +152315,545,151,Kirk Van Houten: Oh is it?,680000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,Oh is it?,oh is it,3 +152316,545,152,Homer Simpson: Oh it is.,681000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh it is.,oh it is,3 +152317,545,153,"Marge Simpson: Luann, I hope we're still on Thursday for collecting used cellphones for the troops.",683000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Luann, I hope we're still on Thursday for collecting used cellphones for the troops.",luann i hope were still on thursday for collecting used cellphones for the troops,14 +152318,545,154,Luann Van Houten: I don't think you need any help. You're so good at... collecting.,689000,TRUE,591,5,Luann Van Houten,Simpson Home,I don't think you need any help. You're so good at... collecting.,i dont think you need any help youre so good at collecting,12 +152319,545,155,Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED/ANGRY NOISE),689000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152320,545,156,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING AFTER THEM) Oh, that was cold, Luann. So cold! (SARCASTIC SHIVERS) BRRRRR! SARCASTIC BRRRRRR!",696000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, that was cold, Luann. So cold! BRRRRR! SARCASTIC BRRRRRR!",oh that was cold luann so cold brrrrr sarcastic brrrrrr,10 +152321,545,157,Marge Simpson: See what happens when we get greedy?,706000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,See what happens when we get greedy?,see what happens when we get greedy,7 +152322,545,158,"Homer Simpson: (SERIOUS) Honey, there's something I wanna show you.",709000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Honey, there's something I wanna show you.",honey theres something i wanna show you,7 +152323,545,159,Marge Simpson: An ATM receipt?,711000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,An ATM receipt?,an atm receipt,3 +152324,545,160,"Homer Simpson: I don't know whose this is. I found it next to the cash machine, and I've always kept it. Look at the balance.",713000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I don't know whose this is. I found it next to the cash machine, and I've always kept it. Look at the balance.",i dont know whose this is i found it next to the cash machine and ive always kept it look at the balance,23 +152325,545,161,Marge Simpson: (RE: RECEIPT) Five figures!,718000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Five figures!,five figures,2 +152326,545,162,"Homer Simpson: With that painting we could have what these people have. (HOLDS UP RECEIPT) A money cushion. No more living paycheck to paycheck, one lost retainer away from the gutter.",720000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"With that painting we could have what these people have. A money cushion. No more living paycheck to paycheck, one lost retainer away from the gutter.",with that painting we could have what these people have a money cushion no more living paycheck to paycheck one lost retainer away from the gutter,26 +152327,545,163,Marge Simpson: I could write a check with... today's date on it.,731000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I could write a check with... today's date on it.,i could write a check with todays date on it,10 +152328,545,164,Homer Simpson: (NODDING) That's the cushion.,734000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That's the cushion.,thats the cushion,3 +152329,545,165,(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - tv room - continuous),751000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152330,545,166,"Kirk Van Houten: Oh, definitely betrayal, Kent.",751000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Oh, definitely betrayal, Kent.",oh definitely betrayal kent,4 +152331,545,167,Kent Brockman: Interesting.,753000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,Interesting.,interesting,1 +152332,545,168,"Kent Brockman: So if you see the Simpsons walking down your street, lock your doors and hide... your friendship.",755000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"So if you see the Simpsons walking down your street, lock your doors and hide... your friendship.",so if you see the simpsons walking down your street lock your doors and hide your friendship,17 +152333,545,169,Marge Simpson: Great! Now we're raccoons -- the masked bandits of the animal world!,760000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Great! Now we're raccoons -- the masked bandits of the animal world!,great now were raccoons -- the masked bandits of the animal world,12 +152334,545,170,Homer Simpson: Don't worry. No one's gonna see this stupid show.,764000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't worry. No one's gonna see this stupid show.,dont worry no ones gonna see this stupid show,9 +152335,545,171,"Marge Simpson: (READING) ""Give back the painting!"" The whole town's turned against us!",772000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Give back the painting!"" The whole town's turned against us!",give back the painting the whole towns turned against us,10 +152336,545,172,"Homer Simpson: (READING) ""You have no obligation to share the money from that painting."" Ooo, a support rock!",781000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"""You have no obligation to share the money from that painting."" Ooo, a support rock!",you have no obligation to share the money from that painting ooo a support rock,15 +152337,545,173,"Bart Simpson: This one's against us. This one's for us. For, for, against, for, against...",783000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"This one's against us. This one's for us. For, for, against, for, against...",this ones against us this ones for us for for against for against,13 +152338,545,174,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) We don't even get this many Christmas cards.,789000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We don't even get this many Christmas cards.,we dont even get this many christmas cards,8 +152339,545,175,(Springfield Street: EXT. springfield street - morning),796000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +152340,545,176,"Sideshow Mel: There they are, the Masterpiece Thievers!",796000,TRUE,699,270,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Street,"There they are, the Masterpiece Thievers!",there they are the masterpiece thievers,6 +152341,545,177,"Moe Szyslak: Ah, shut your bone hole! That painting belongs to the Simpsons!",799000,TRUE,17,270,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Street,"Ah, shut your bone hole! That painting belongs to the Simpsons!",ah shut your bone hole that painting belongs to the simpsons,11 +152342,545,178,Snake Jailbird: Sharing is what makes a community strong!,803000,TRUE,518,270,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Street,Sharing is what makes a community strong!,sharing is what makes a community strong,7 +152343,545,179,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: All sales are final!,806000,TRUE,208,270,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Springfield Street,All sales are final!,all sales are final,4 +152344,545,180,Crowds: (ANGRY YELLS BACK AND FORTH),806000,FALSE,6525,270,Crowds,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +152345,545,181,Marge Simpson: (POINTED) You really think we're still doing the right thing?,810000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,You really think we're still doing the right thing?,you really think were still doing the right thing,9 +152346,545,182,Homer Simpson: Just close your eyes and think of the cushion.,812000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Just close your eyes and think of the cushion.,just close your eyes and think of the cushion,9 +152347,545,183,(AUCTION FLOOR: int. auction floor - a little later),819000,FALSE,NA,4321,NA,AUCTION FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +152348,545,184,"Duncan: First lot: ""Untitled Landscape"" by Johan Oldenveldt, from the Collection of Homer J. and Marge B. Simpson. Let's open the bidding at eighty thousand dollars.",819000,TRUE,3001,4321,Duncan,AUCTION FLOOR,"First lot: ""Untitled Landscape"" by Johan Oldenveldt, from the Collection of Homer J. and Marge B. Simpson. Let's open the bidding at eighty thousand dollars.",first lot untitled landscape by johan oldenveldt from the collection of homer j and marge b simpson lets open the bidding at eighty thousand dollars,25 +152349,545,185,"Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) The paddles, Marge! Look at the paddles!",831000,TRUE,2,4321,Homer Simpson,AUCTION FLOOR,"The paddles, Marge! Look at the paddles!",the paddles marge look at the paddles,7 +152350,545,186,Woman's Voice: Stop the auction!,838000,TRUE,1167,4321,Woman's Voice,AUCTION FLOOR,Stop the auction!,stop the auction,3 +152351,545,187,Woman's Voice: That painting belongs to me!,840000,TRUE,1167,4321,Woman's Voice,AUCTION FLOOR,That painting belongs to me!,that painting belongs to me,5 +152352,545,188,Kirk Van Houten: (HORRIFIED) Dawn?,843000,TRUE,817,4321,Kirk Van Houten,AUCTION FLOOR,Dawn?,dawn,1 +152353,545,189,"DAWN: Good to see you again, Beef Kirky.",844000,TRUE,6526,4321,DAWN,AUCTION FLOOR,"Good to see you again, Beef Kirky.",good to see you again beef kirky,7 +152354,545,190,Luann Van Houten: (TO KIRK) Who is this woman?,847000,TRUE,591,4321,Luann Van Houten,AUCTION FLOOR,Who is this woman?,who is this woman,4 +152355,545,191,Kirk Van Houten: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...,849000,TRUE,817,4321,Kirk Van Houten,AUCTION FLOOR,Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,1 +152356,545,192,"DAWN: While you two were separated, Kirk and I used to be friends... with (SEXY) banana-fits.",854000,TRUE,6526,4321,DAWN,AUCTION FLOOR,"While you two were separated, Kirk and I used to be friends... with banana-fits.",while you two were separated kirk and i used to be friends with banana-fits,14 +152357,545,193,Luann Van Houten: You told me you didn't see anyone during our separation.,860000,TRUE,591,4321,Luann Van Houten,AUCTION FLOOR,You told me you didn't see anyone during our separation.,you told me you didnt see anyone during our separation,10 +152358,545,194,Kirk Van Houten: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...,864000,TRUE,817,4321,Kirk Van Houten,AUCTION FLOOR,Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,1 +152359,545,195,"Duncan: Madam, are you saying this painting belongs to you?",869000,TRUE,3001,4321,Duncan,AUCTION FLOOR,"Madam, are you saying this painting belongs to you?",madam are you saying this painting belongs to you,9 +152360,545,196,DAWN: Kirk stole it from me! But I didn't know it was valuable until I saw the story on TV.,873000,TRUE,6526,4321,DAWN,AUCTION FLOOR,Kirk stole it from me! But I didn't know it was valuable until I saw the story on TV.,kirk stole it from me but i didnt know it was valuable until i saw the story on tv,19 +152361,545,197,Kirk Van Houten: What? I bought that painting! She's lying!,878000,TRUE,817,4321,Kirk Van Houten,AUCTION FLOOR,What? I bought that painting! She's lying!,what i bought that painting shes lying,7 +152362,545,198,Duncan: (BANGS GAVEL) The auction is on hold until we can determine the true ownership.,881000,TRUE,3001,4321,Duncan,AUCTION FLOOR,The auction is on hold until we can determine the true ownership.,the auction is on hold until we can determine the true ownership,12 +152363,545,199,Homer Simpson: Our cushion!,888000,TRUE,2,4321,Homer Simpson,AUCTION FLOOR,Our cushion!,our cushion,2 +152364,545,200,"Luann Van Houten: Don't bother coming home, Kirk!",889000,TRUE,591,4321,Luann Van Houten,AUCTION FLOOR,"Don't bother coming home, Kirk!",dont bother coming home kirk,5 +152365,545,201,Kirk Van Houten: (AGONIZED MOAN),889000,FALSE,817,4321,Kirk Van Houten,AUCTION FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +152366,545,202,Marge Simpson: See what your greed has done?,893000,TRUE,1,4321,Marge Simpson,AUCTION FLOOR,See what your greed has done?,see what your greed has done,6 +152393,545,229,"Homer Simpson: Excuse me, we're trying to find ""Café Artiste.""",1032000,TRUE,2,4322,Homer Simpson,ISLA VERDE,"Excuse me, we're trying to find ""Café Artiste.""",excuse me were trying to find café artiste,8 +152367,545,203,DAWN: (TO AUDIENCE) Anybody want to give me a ride home? Going once? Going twice?,895000,TRUE,6526,4321,DAWN,AUCTION FLOOR,Anybody want to give me a ride home? Going once? Going twice?,anybody want to give me a ride home going once going twice,12 +152368,545,204,Duncan: Sold! To the lonely auctioneer!,900000,TRUE,3001,4321,Duncan,AUCTION FLOOR,Sold! To the lonely auctioneer!,sold to the lonely auctioneer,5 +152369,545,205,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),910000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152370,545,206,"Kirk Van Houten: Thanks for taking me in, man...",910000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Thanks for taking me in, man...",thanks for taking me in man,6 +152371,545,207,Homer Simpson: I guess I can't help but feel fully responsible.,912000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess I can't help but feel fully responsible.,i guess i cant help but feel fully responsible,9 +152372,545,208,Kirk Van Houten: Oh Luann... I'll never gaze from my thick eyeglasses into your thick eyeglasses ever again.,916000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,Oh Luann... I'll never gaze from my thick eyeglasses into your thick eyeglasses ever again.,oh luann ill never gaze from my thick eyeglasses into your thick eyeglasses ever again,15 +152373,545,209,"Homer Simpson: What you need, my friend, is a Canadian Duff. Beauty, eh?",922000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What you need, my friend, is a Canadian Duff. Beauty, eh?",what you need my friend is a canadian duff beauty eh,11 +152374,545,210,"Homer Simpson: So, why does that chick think she owns the painting?",927000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, why does that chick think she owns the painting?",so why does that chick think she owns the painting,10 +152375,545,211,Kirk Van Houten: (MOROSE) Dawn and I went on a vacation to a resort island called Isla Verde. I bought the painting in a café... but that night she ran off with a parasailing instructor.,931000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,Dawn and I went on a vacation to a resort island called Isla Verde. I bought the painting in a café... but that night she ran off with a parasailing instructor.,dawn and i went on a vacation to a resort island called isla verde i bought the painting in a café but that night she ran off with a parasailing instructor,31 +152376,545,212,"Homer Simpson: Not your fault, man. Those parasailing guys take whatever they want.",941000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Not your fault, man. Those parasailing guys take whatever they want.",not your fault man those parasailing guys take whatever they want,11 +152377,545,213,Kirk Van Houten: It was never her painting. That woman will say anything to keep herself in electric cigarettes. And I'd go back to that Café Artiste to prove it... but nothing's gonna get me Luann back.,946000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,It was never her painting. That woman will say anything to keep herself in electric cigarettes. And I'd go back to that Café Artiste to prove it... but nothing's gonna get me Luann back.,it was never her painting that woman will say anything to keep herself in electric cigarettes and id go back to that café artiste to prove it but nothings gonna get me luann back,34 +152378,545,214,(KITCHEN: int. kitchen - moments later),962000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +152379,545,215,"Homer Simpson: Okay, all I gotta do is take a quick ferry to Isla Verde, find Café Artiste, and they'll back up Kirk's story. That will prove the painting was his -- and now ours.",962000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,"Okay, all I gotta do is take a quick ferry to Isla Verde, find Café Artiste, and they'll back up Kirk's story. That will prove the painting was his -- and now ours.",okay all i gotta do is take a quick ferry to isla verde find café artiste and theyll back up kirks story that will prove the painting was his -- and now ours,33 +152380,545,216,"Marge Simpson: Oh, Homer Simpson, that painting has torn the town apart, destroyed Kirk and Luann's marriage, and everyone's very worried about Milhouse.",972000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,"Oh, Homer Simpson, that painting has torn the town apart, destroyed Kirk and Luann's marriage, and everyone's very worried about Milhouse.",oh homer simpson that painting has torn the town apart destroyed kirk and luanns marriage and everyones very worried about milhouse,21 +152381,545,217,"Bart Simpson: He's been playing Dancing Revolution for hours, but the TV is off.",982000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,"He's been playing Dancing Revolution for hours, but the TV is off.",hes been playing dancing revolution for hours but the tv is off,12 +152382,545,218,Homer Simpson: (PLAINTIVE) But our cushion...,989000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,But our cushion...,but our cushion,3 +152383,545,219,Marge Simpson: That picture has brought out the worst in everyone! Please... just let it go!,991000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,That picture has brought out the worst in everyone! Please... just let it go!,that picture has brought out the worst in everyone please just let it go,14 +152384,545,220,"Bart Simpson: You're not gonna let it go, are you?",1000000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,"You're not gonna let it go, are you?",youre not gonna let it go are you,8 +152385,545,221,Homer Simpson: I wish I knew how.,1002000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,I wish I knew how.,i wish i knew how,5 +152386,545,222,(Harbor: ext. HARBOR - DAY),1006000,FALSE,NA,723,NA,Harbor,NA,NA,NA +152387,545,223,Lisa Simpson: This is so exciting! My first time establishing provenance!,1006000,TRUE,9,723,Lisa Simpson,Harbor,This is so exciting! My first time establishing provenance!,this is so exciting my first time establishing provenance,9 +152388,545,224,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting.",1010000,TRUE,2,723,Homer Simpson,Harbor,"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just remember, if your mother asks, I took you to a wine tasting.",yeah yeah yeah just remember if your mother asks i took you to a wine tasting,16 +152389,545,225,Lisa Simpson: That's a terrible thing for a father to do.,1016000,TRUE,9,723,Lisa Simpson,Harbor,That's a terrible thing for a father to do.,thats a terrible thing for a father to do,9 +152390,545,226,Homer Simpson: That's why she'll believe it.,1019000,TRUE,2,723,Homer Simpson,Harbor,That's why she'll believe it.,thats why shell believe it,5 +152391,545,227,(ISLA VERDE: EXT. ISLA VERDE - DAY),1022000,FALSE,NA,4322,NA,ISLA VERDE,NA,NA,NA +152392,545,228,Lisa Simpson: Hmm... this quaint artist community has gotten a little touristy.,1022000,TRUE,9,4322,Lisa Simpson,ISLA VERDE,Hmm... this quaint artist community has gotten a little touristy.,hmm this quaint artist community has gotten a little touristy,10 +152591,546,150,Crowd: (ROARS ITS APPROVAL),637000,FALSE,75,2042,Crowd,Announcer's Booth,NA,NA,NA +152394,545,230,"Speedo Salesman: (KNOWING) Ah, yes. Top of the hill. Three discos up, four gelatos on the left. You can't miss it, it's right between the disco and the gelato place.",1035000,TRUE,6527,4322,Speedo Salesman,ISLA VERDE,"Ah, yes. Top of the hill. Three discos up, four gelatos on the left. You can't miss it, it's right between the disco and the gelato place.",ah yes top of the hill three discos up four gelatos on the left you cant miss it its right between the disco and the gelato place,27 +152395,545,231,(CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO: ExT. CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO - a little later),1048000,FALSE,NA,4323,NA,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,NA,NA,NA +152396,545,232,"Sabine: Welcome to Café Artiste! Would you like a glass of Strupo? It's a liqueur made of fermented capers, the official drink of the island.",1048000,TRUE,6528,4323,Sabine,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,"Welcome to Café Artiste! Would you like a glass of Strupo? It's a liqueur made of fermented capers, the official drink of the island.",welcome to café artiste would you like a glass of strupo its a liqueur made of fermented capers the official drink of the island,24 +152397,545,233,"Homer Simpson: Sounds delicious. (TAKES A SIP) It's not. (THEN) Hey, a friend of mine, uh, bought a painting here.",1056000,TRUE,2,4323,Homer Simpson,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,"Sounds delicious. It's not. Hey, a friend of mine, uh, bought a painting here.",sounds delicious its not hey a friend of mine uh bought a painting here,14 +152398,545,234,"Sabine: Oh, yes, I remember that painting. And that is the man I sold it to.",1063000,TRUE,6528,4323,Sabine,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,"Oh, yes, I remember that painting. And that is the man I sold it to.",oh yes i remember that painting and that is the man i sold it to,15 +152399,545,235,Homer Simpson: And that man sold it to me!,1067000,TRUE,2,4323,Homer Simpson,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,And that man sold it to me!,and that man sold it to me,7 +152400,545,236,Homer Simpson: That proves the painting is mine! And nothing can stop me from selling it and keeping all the money!,1070000,TRUE,2,4323,Homer Simpson,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,That proves the painting is mine! And nothing can stop me from selling it and keeping all the money!,that proves the painting is mine and nothing can stop me from selling it and keeping all the money,19 +152401,545,237,Homer Simpson: I love art!,1077000,TRUE,2,4323,Homer Simpson,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,I love art!,i love art,3 +152402,545,238,KLAUS ZIEGLER: (SLIGHT GERMAN ACCENT) Art? What do you know about art? You don't even know who painted that picture.,1078000,TRUE,6529,4323,KLAUS ZIEGLER,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,Art? What do you know about art? You don't even know who painted that picture.,art what do you know about art you dont even know who painted that picture,15 +152403,545,239,Lisa Simpson: Yes we do. It's a Johan Oldenveldt.,1084000,TRUE,9,4323,Lisa Simpson,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,Yes we do. It's a Johan Oldenveldt.,yes we do its a johan oldenveldt,7 +152404,545,240,KLAUS ZIEGLER: Wrong! It's a me!,1087000,TRUE,6529,4323,KLAUS ZIEGLER,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,Wrong! It's a me!,wrong its a me,4 +152405,545,241,Lisa Simpson: What?,1089000,TRUE,9,4323,Lisa Simpson,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,What?,what,1 +152406,545,242,"KLAUS ZIEGLER: I painted it! Me, Klaus Ziegler!",1089000,TRUE,6529,4323,KLAUS ZIEGLER,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,"I painted it! Me, Klaus Ziegler!",i painted it me klaus ziegler,6 +152407,545,243,Homer Simpson: Who?,1093000,TRUE,2,4323,Homer Simpson,CAFÉ ARTISTE GELATO,Who?,who,1 +152408,545,244,(CLIFFSIDE VILLA: ext. cliffside villa - a little later),1098000,FALSE,NA,4324,NA,CLIFFSIDE VILLA,NA,NA,NA +152409,545,245,(ZEIGLER'S STUDIO: INT. zeigler'S STUDIO - continuous),1098000,FALSE,NA,4325,NA,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,NA,NA,NA +152410,545,246,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISES),1098000,FALSE,9,4325,Lisa Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,NA,NA,NA +152411,545,247,KLAUS ZIEGLER: This is where I painted your so-called Oldenveldt.,1098000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,This is where I painted your so-called Oldenveldt.,this is where i painted your so-called oldenveldt,8 +152412,545,248,Homer Simpson: Prove it.,1100000,TRUE,2,4325,Homer Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,Prove it.,prove it,2 +152413,545,249,Homer Simpson: Oh... crap.,1104000,TRUE,2,4325,Homer Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,Oh... crap.,oh crap,2 +152414,545,250,Lisa Simpson: You're a... forger?,1105000,TRUE,9,4325,Lisa Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,You're a... forger?,youre a forger,3 +152415,545,251,KLAUS ZIEGLER: Forger is such a cruel word. I'm an art forger.,1107000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,Forger is such a cruel word. I'm an art forger.,forger is such a cruel word im an art forger,10 +152416,545,252,"KLAUS ZIEGLER: Your painting was an early, clumsy effort which I gave to the café owner to pay off my Strupo tab.",1111000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"Your painting was an early, clumsy effort which I gave to the café owner to pay off my Strupo tab.",your painting was an early clumsy effort which i gave to the café owner to pay off my strupo tab,20 +152417,545,253,KLAUS ZIEGLER: (DISGUSTED SHUDDER),1111000,FALSE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,NA,NA,NA +152418,545,254,Homer Simpson: Then why did the auction house say it was real?,1121000,TRUE,2,4325,Homer Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,Then why did the auction house say it was real?,then why did the auction house say it was real,10 +152419,545,255,KLAUS ZIEGLER: I have fooled galleries around the world with my loving imitations.,1123000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,I have fooled galleries around the world with my loving imitations.,i have fooled galleries around the world with my loving imitations,11 +152420,545,256,KLAUS ZIEGLER: Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler!,1128000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler! Ziegler!,ziegler ziegler ziegler ziegler ziegler ziegler,6 +152421,545,257,Lisa Simpson: What you do is horrible: ripping off geniuses who spent years perfecting their styles.,1134000,TRUE,9,4325,Lisa Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,What you do is horrible: ripping off geniuses who spent years perfecting their styles.,what you do is horrible ripping off geniuses who spent years perfecting their styles,14 +152422,545,258,KLAUS ZIEGLER: Perhaps you are the one who is horrible.,1140000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,Perhaps you are the one who is horrible.,perhaps you are the one who is horrible,8 +152423,545,259,Lisa Simpson: What!?,1142000,TRUE,9,4325,Lisa Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,What!?,what,1 +152592,546,151,Homer Simpson: Now let's play human foosball! (BLOWS WHISTLE),637000,TRUE,2,2042,Homer Simpson,Announcer's Booth,Now let's play human foosball!,now lets play human foosball,5 +152424,545,260,KLAUS ZIEGLER: You only cared about that painting when you thought it was created by someone famous.,1142000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,You only cared about that painting when you thought it was created by someone famous.,you only cared about that painting when you thought it was created by someone famous,15 +152425,545,261,"Lisa Simpson: (HEMMING AND HAWING) Well... no, but now when I look at it all I'll see is a fraud.",1147000,TRUE,9,4325,Lisa Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"Well... no, but now when I look at it all I'll see is a fraud.",well no but now when i look at it all ill see is a fraud,15 +152426,545,262,"KLAUS ZIEGLER: Beauty is beauty. My ""forgeries"" give pleasure to people all over the world.",1153000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"Beauty is beauty. My ""forgeries"" give pleasure to people all over the world.",beauty is beauty my forgeries give pleasure to people all over the world,13 +152427,545,263,"KLAUS ZIEGLER: The only real question to ask about art, whether it's in the Louvre or on a freshman's wall at Cal State Fullerton, is ""Did it move you?""",1159000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"The only real question to ask about art, whether it's in the Louvre or on a freshman's wall at Cal State Fullerton, is ""Did it move you?""",the only real question to ask about art whether its in the louvre or on a freshmans wall at cal state fullerton is did it move you,27 +152428,545,264,"Lisa Simpson: But, you still, I mean... (SIGHS) I suppose you're right.",1159000,TRUE,9,4325,Lisa Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"But, you still, I mean... I suppose you're right.",but you still i mean i suppose youre right,9 +152429,545,265,"Homer Simpson: What if I never liked the painting, and only wanted it for money?",1174000,TRUE,2,4325,Homer Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"What if I never liked the painting, and only wanted it for money?",what if i never liked the painting and only wanted it for money,13 +152430,545,266,"KLAUS ZIEGLER: Then you, I respect.",1177000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"Then you, I respect.",then you i respect,4 +152431,545,267,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE),1177000,FALSE,9,4325,Lisa Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,NA,NA,NA +152432,545,268,"Homer Simpson: Oh, great. The painting is worthless...this was all for nothing. And when Marge finds out she's gonna kill me.",1180000,TRUE,2,4325,Homer Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"Oh, great. The painting is worthless...this was all for nothing. And when Marge finds out she's gonna kill me.",oh great the painting is worthlessthis was all for nothing and when marge finds out shes gonna kill me,19 +152433,545,269,"KLAUS ZIEGLER: Well, on that front, perhaps I can be of assistance. If there's one thing art is good for, it's to melt the frost which often hardens a woman's heart.",1186000,TRUE,6529,4325,KLAUS ZIEGLER,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,"Well, on that front, perhaps I can be of assistance. If there's one thing art is good for, it's to melt the frost which often hardens a woman's heart.",well on that front perhaps i can be of assistance if theres one thing art is good for its to melt the frost which often hardens a womans heart,29 +152434,545,270,Homer Simpson: While you're at it... could you make me a couple more?,1196000,TRUE,2,4325,Homer Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,While you're at it... could you make me a couple more?,while youre at it could you make me a couple more,11 +152435,545,271,Homer Simpson: (SELLING) I'll pay you in Strupo...,1200000,TRUE,2,4325,Homer Simpson,ZEIGLER'S STUDIO,I'll pay you in Strupo...,ill pay you in strupo,5 +152436,545,272,(Van Houten Home: INT. VAN HOUTEN hOUSE - DAY),1214000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +152437,545,273,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DAY),1214000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152438,545,274,"Marge Simpson: Oh, perfect. Now that's art.",1214000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, perfect. Now that's art.",oh perfect now thats art,5 +152439,545,275,Homer Simpson: Rockin',1217000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Rockin',rockin,1 +152440,545,276,"Narrator: The Gray Troll, Brine of Madness, Angel's Urine... All names for the mysterious elixir known as Strupo. Though this fermented caper solution was originally used to dissolve seagull corpses, local alcoholics soon found Strupo to be a palatable drink of last resort. The noxious liqueur causes powerful olfactory hallucinations, gender confusion, and wandering mouth. So if you visit Isla Verde, be sure to say ""ahoy"" to the crushing addiction of Strupo. (SLOGAN) Strupo: lose everything.",1239000,TRUE,56,5,Narrator,Simpson Home,"The Gray Troll, Brine of Madness, Angel's Urine... All names for the mysterious elixir known as Strupo. Though this fermented caper solution was originally used to dissolve seagull corpses, local alcoholics soon found Strupo to be a palatable drink of last resort. The noxious liqueur causes powerful olfactory hallucinations, gender confusion, and wandering mouth. So if you visit Isla Verde, be sure to say ""ahoy"" to the crushing addiction of Strupo. Strupo: lose everything.",the gray troll brine of madness angels urine all names for the mysterious elixir known as strupo though this fermented caper solution was originally used to dissolve seagull corpses local alcoholics soon found strupo to be a palatable drink of last resort the noxious liqueur causes powerful olfactory hallucinations gender confusion and wandering mouth so if you visit isla verde be sure to say ahoy to the crushing addiction of strupo strupo lose everything,74 +152441,546,0,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield Elementary - gym),36000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152442,546,1,"Seymour Skinner: Children, you're in for a treat. Today's assembly is devoted to a special kind of history.",36000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Children, you're in for a treat. Today's assembly is devoted to a special kind of history.",children youre in for a treat todays assembly is devoted to a special kind of history,16 +152443,546,2,Kids: Boo!,42000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Boo!,boo,1 +152444,546,3,Seymour Skinner: Living history.,42000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Living history.,living history,2 +152445,546,4,Kids: (BIGGER) Boo!,42000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Boo!,boo,1 +152446,546,5,Bart Simpson: End this madness!,45000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,End this madness!,end this madness,3 +152447,546,6,Seymour Skinner: We have two guests who have come from Springfield!,47000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,We have two guests who have come from Springfield!,we have two guests who have come from springfield,9 +152448,546,7,Nelson Muntz: We come from Springfield!,49000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,We come from Springfield!,we come from springfield,4 +152449,546,8,"Seymour Skinner: Illinois! Eighteen fifty-eight! Please welcome, here to debate the important issues of the day, Stephen Douglas and Abraham Lincoln!",52000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Illinois! Eighteen fifty-eight! Please welcome, here to debate the important issues of the day, Stephen Douglas and Abraham Lincoln!",illinois eighteen fifty-eight please welcome here to debate the important issues of the day stephen douglas and abraham lincoln,19 +152450,546,9,"""Stephen Douglas"": (WITH POMP) I appear before you to-day for the purpose of discussing the leading political topics which now agitate the public mind...",61000,TRUE,6530,3,Stephen Douglas,Springfield Elementary School,I appear before you to-day for the purpose of discussing the leading political topics which now agitate the public mind...,i appear before you to-day for the purpose of discussing the leading political topics which now agitate the public mind,20 +152451,546,10,Kids: Boo!,69000,TRUE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,Boo!,boo,1 +152452,546,11,"DOLPH: Hit the dirt, squirt!",69000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,"Hit the dirt, squirt!",hit the dirt squirt,4 +152453,546,12,"""Abraham Lincoln"": (DANIEL DAY-LEWIS) Well, it seems the, uh, the good landowners of Springfield Elementary are rejecting Mr. Douglas's position on tariffs.",72000,TRUE,857,3,Abraham Lincoln,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, it seems the, uh, the good landowners of Springfield Elementary are rejecting Mr. Douglas's position on tariffs.",well it seems the uh the good landowners of springfield elementary are rejecting mr douglass position on tariffs,18 +152454,546,13,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Get a room!,80000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,Get a room!,get a room,3 +152455,546,14,"""Abraham Lincoln"": I shared beds with men all the time. It was a common practice!",81000,TRUE,857,3,Abraham Lincoln,Springfield Elementary School,I shared beds with men all the time. It was a common practice!,i shared beds with men all the time it was a common practice,13 +152456,546,15,"Jimbo Jones: (TAUNTING) Ooh, common practice.",86000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"Ooh, common practice.",ooh common practice,3 +152457,546,16,Kids: (SARCASTIC LAUGH),86000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152458,546,17,"""Stephen Douglas"": Please, good people. These are times of powerful passion.",90000,TRUE,6530,3,Stephen Douglas,Springfield Elementary School,"Please, good people. These are times of powerful passion.",please good people these are times of powerful passion,9 +152459,546,18,DOLPH: Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?,96000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Why are you concussing yourself? Why are you concussing yourself?,why are you concussing yourself why are you concussing yourself,10 +152460,546,19,"""Abraham Lincoln"": Now, fellow countrymen! A house divided against itself...",100000,TRUE,857,3,Abraham Lincoln,Springfield Elementary School,"Now, fellow countrymen! A house divided against itself...",now fellow countrymen a house divided against itself,8 +152461,546,20,"""ABRAHAM LINCOLN: (FURIOUS) Guess what. I also play Frankenstein! (FRANKENSTEIN GROWL),105000,true,857,3,""ABRAHAM LINCOLN",NA,NA,NA,6,NA,NA,NA,NA,NA +152462,546,21,DOLPH: Douglas is gettin' away!,111000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Douglas is gettin' away!,douglas is gettin away,4 +152463,546,22,Gary Chalmers: (FURIOUS) Skin-ner!,127000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Skin-ner!,skin-ner,1 +152464,546,23,(Skinner's Office: Int. Skinner's office - the next day),128000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +152465,546,24,"Gary Chalmers: I have seven other principals and I've never yelled their names, not even once! You know what these kids lack?",128000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"I have seven other principals and I've never yelled their names, not even once! You know what these kids lack?",i have seven other principals and ive never yelled their names not even once you know what these kids lack,20 +152466,546,25,"Seymour Skinner: Well, certainly not a caring superintendent.",134000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Well, certainly not a caring superintendent.",well certainly not a caring superintendent,6 +152467,546,26,"Gary Chalmers: (CHUCKLES) Well, I, uh... (THEN) Respect. That's what these kids lack. So we will hold a contest to make them tell us who they respect. Who their heroes are.",137000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Well, I, uh... Respect. That's what these kids lack. So we will hold a contest to make them tell us who they respect. Who their heroes are.",well i uh respect thats what these kids lack so we will hold a contest to make them tell us who they respect who their heroes are,27 +152468,546,27,"Seymour Skinner: A contest? But, sir, we don't have any money to pay for prizes. We had to rent out our multi-purpose room to a Japanese-American social club.",146000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"A contest? But, sir, we don't have any money to pay for prizes. We had to rent out our multi-purpose room to a Japanese-American social club.",a contest but sir we dont have any money to pay for prizes we had to rent out our multi-purpose room to a japanese-american social club,26 +152469,546,28,(MULTI-PURPOSE ROOM: int. multi-purpose room - meanwhile),154000,FALSE,NA,4326,NA,MULTI-PURPOSE ROOM,NA,NA,NA +152470,546,29,Elderly Japanese Man: TANPATSU!!!,154000,TRUE,6531,4326,Elderly Japanese Man,MULTI-PURPOSE ROOM,TANPATSU!!!,tanpatsu,1 +152471,546,30,"Gary Chalmers: The answer is simple, Seymour. Get a corporate sponsor. But don't worry, you won't have to compromise yourself.",155000,TRUE,1078,4326,Gary Chalmers,MULTI-PURPOSE ROOM,"The answer is simple, Seymour. Get a corporate sponsor. But don't worry, you won't have to compromise yourself.",the answer is simple seymour get a corporate sponsor but dont worry you wont have to compromise yourself,18 +152472,546,31,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. SpRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - cafeteria - later),161000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152473,546,32,"Seymour Skinner: So, from now on our cafeteria will only serve... delicious ""Stuffwich's"" heroes, hoagies, and torpedoes.",161000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"So, from now on our cafeteria will only serve... delicious ""Stuffwich's"" heroes, hoagies, and torpedoes.",so from now on our cafeteria will only serve delicious stuffwichs heroes hoagies and torpedoes,15 +152474,546,33,Nelson Muntz: (EXCITED) What about po' boys?,167000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,What about po' boys?,what about po boys,4 +152475,546,34,"Seymour Skinner: Sorry, Nelson. Poor boys such as yourself will go hungry. Now please welcome the star of ""Stuffwich's"" ads, who lost four hundred pounds eating only ""Stuffwich"" subs -- Ezra.",169000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Sorry, Nelson. Poor boys such as yourself will go hungry. Now please welcome the star of ""Stuffwich's"" ads, who lost four hundred pounds eating only ""Stuffwich"" subs -- Ezra.",sorry nelson poor boys such as yourself will go hungry now please welcome the star of stuffwichs ads who lost four hundred pounds eating only stuffwich subs -- ezra,29 +152476,546,35,Ezra: Tell us your hero and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship.,179000,TRUE,6532,3,Ezra,Springfield Elementary School,Tell us your hero and you could win a Stuffwich college scholarship.,tell us your hero and you could win a stuffwich college scholarship,12 +152477,546,36,Ezra: Then you can be a hero like me.,184000,TRUE,6532,3,Ezra,Springfield Elementary School,Then you can be a hero like me.,then you can be a hero like me,8 +152478,546,37,Bart Simpson: What makes you a hero?,186000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What makes you a hero?,what makes you a hero,5 +152479,546,38,Ezra: (SNAPPING) I don't eat as much as I did!,188000,TRUE,6532,3,Ezra,Springfield Elementary School,I don't eat as much as I did!,i dont eat as much as i did,8 +152480,546,39,Nelson Muntz: (EXCITED) So the chained-up dude cuts off his own foot to save his family from Jigsaw! (SINCERE) My hero is my Mom's boyfriend who took me to that movie when I was three.,192000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,So the chained-up dude cuts off his own foot to save his family from Jigsaw! My hero is my Mom's boyfriend who took me to that movie when I was three.,so the chained-up dude cuts off his own foot to save his family from jigsaw my hero is my moms boyfriend who took me to that movie when i was three,31 +152481,546,40,Nelson Muntz: (EMOTIONAL) I call him Uncle Rob -- because he robbed us. (SOBS),202000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I call him Uncle Rob -- because he robbed us.,i call him uncle rob -- because he robbed us,10 +152482,546,41,"Lisa Simpson: (TO REPORT, GLEEFUL) Madame Curie, we just might have this one in the bag.",209000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Madame Curie, we just might have this one in the bag.",madame curie we just might have this one in the bag,11 +152483,546,42,Lisa Simpson: (CONFIDENT CHUCKLE),209000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152484,546,43,Martin Prince: My hero... or should I say hero-ine... dazzled the early twentieth century with her scientific discoveries...,218000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,My hero... or should I say hero-ine... dazzled the early twentieth century with her scientific discoveries...,my hero or should i say hero-ine dazzled the early twentieth century with her scientific discoveries,16 +152485,546,44,"Lisa Simpson: (NERVOUS GASP) Okay, calm down. Maybe he's talking about Margaret Mead.",227000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, calm down. Maybe he's talking about Margaret Mead.",okay calm down maybe hes talking about margaret mead,9 +152486,546,45,Martin Prince: ...in the field of radioactivity.,231000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,...in the field of radioactivity.,in the field of radioactivity,5 +152487,546,46,Lisa Simpson: (SCREAMS),231000,FALSE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152488,546,47,Martin Prince: I give you Madame Marie Sklodowska-Curie!,234000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,I give you Madame Marie Sklodowska-Curie!,i give you madame marie sklodowska-curie,6 +152489,546,48,Lisa Simpson: (SMALL SOBS) No-no-no.,242000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,No-no-no.,no-no-no,1 +152490,546,49,(Springfield Elementary School Hallway: Int. School hallway - Seconds later),252000,FALSE,NA,76,NA,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,NA,NA,NA +152491,546,50,Lisa Simpson: (MORE SOBS),252000,FALSE,9,76,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,NA,NA,NA +152492,546,51,Lisa Simpson: Martin took my topic. What do I do?,252000,TRUE,9,76,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,Martin took my topic. What do I do?,martin took my topic what do i do,8 +152493,546,52,"Bart Simpson: (SHRUGS) Oh, just make a speech about Dad.",261000,TRUE,8,76,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,"Oh, just make a speech about Dad.",oh just make a speech about dad,7 +152494,546,53,Lisa Simpson: Everyone does that.,263000,TRUE,9,76,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,Everyone does that.,everyone does that,3 +152495,546,54,"Bart Simpson: Everyone does that with good dads. But with our Dad, it's like climbing Mount Everest. You either plant your flag at the top of the world or get frozen in agony forever. Either way, Hell of a show.",264000,TRUE,8,76,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,"Everyone does that with good dads. But with our Dad, it's like climbing Mount Everest. You either plant your flag at the top of the world or get frozen in agony forever. Either way, Hell of a show.",everyone does that with good dads but with our dad its like climbing mount everest you either plant your flag at the top of the world or get frozen in agony forever either way hell of a show,38 +152496,546,55,"Seymour Skinner: People, please! Martin has left the building. He had an orthodontist appointment.",279000,TRUE,3,76,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,"People, please! Martin has left the building. He had an orthodontist appointment.",people please martin has left the building he had an orthodontist appointment,12 +152497,546,56,"Lisa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED MOAN) Okay, Dad's my hero. Why is he my hero?",285000,TRUE,9,76,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,"Okay, Dad's my hero. Why is he my hero?",okay dads my hero why is he my hero,9 +152498,546,57,"Homer Simpson: Marge, it happened again!",301000,TRUE,2,76,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,"Marge, it happened again!",marge it happened again,4 +152499,546,58,Seymour Skinner: Lisa? Lisa Simpson? You have ten seconds to get to the podium!,303000,TRUE,3,76,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,Lisa? Lisa Simpson? You have ten seconds to get to the podium!,lisa lisa simpson you have ten seconds to get to the podium,12 +152500,546,59,Ezra: (DEFENSIVE) I'm allowed to eat these!,309000,TRUE,6532,76,Ezra,Springfield Elementary School Hallway,I'm allowed to eat these!,im allowed to eat these,5 +152501,546,60,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. sprinGFIELD ELEMENTARY - gym - momeNTS LATER),311000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152502,546,61,"Seymour Skinner: Our final contestant is Lisa Simpson, who was last seen leaving in tears.",311000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Our final contestant is Lisa Simpson, who was last seen leaving in tears.",our final contestant is lisa simpson who was last seen leaving in tears,13 +152503,546,62,Lisa Simpson: (IN DOORWAY) Near tears.,316000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Near tears.,near tears,2 +152504,546,63,Seymour Skinner: But not in them?,317000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,But not in them?,but not in them,4 +152505,546,64,Lisa Simpson: (NEAR TEARS) No!,318000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,No!,no,1 +152506,546,65,Lisa Simpson: My hero isn't famous...,319000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,My hero isn't famous...,my hero isnt famous,4 +152507,546,66,Homer Simpson: (TO SELF) Loser.,321000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Loser.,loser,1 +152508,546,67,Lisa Simpson: ...isn't rich...,322000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,...isn't rich...,isnt rich,2 +152509,546,68,Homer Simpson: (SO SELF) Pathetic.,323000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Pathetic.,pathetic,1 +152510,546,69,Lisa Simpson: ...and isn't in any history books...,324000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,...and isn't in any history books...,and isnt in any history books,6 +152511,546,70,Homer Simpson: (TO SELF) He makes me sick.,326000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,He makes me sick.,he makes me sick,4 +152512,546,71,Lisa Simpson: He's my Dad.,327000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,He's my Dad.,hes my dad,3 +152513,546,72,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED NOISE),327000,FALSE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152514,546,73,Lisa Simpson: He worked two jobs to get me a pony... he started me playing the saxophone you all love...,330000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,He worked two jobs to get me a pony... he started me playing the saxophone you all love...,he worked two jobs to get me a pony he started me playing the saxophone you all love,18 +152515,546,74,"Audience: (""I GUESS SO"" NOISES)",330000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152516,546,75,"Lisa Simpson: (GROWING CONFIDENCE) ...and anyone can put a band aid on, but my Dad knows how to take it off so it doesn't hurt.",337000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"...and anyone can put a band aid on, but my Dad knows how to take it off so it doesn't hurt.",and anyone can put a band aid on but my dad knows how to take it off so it doesnt hurt,21 +152517,546,76,Audience: (IMPRESSED NOISES),337000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152518,546,77,"Homer Simpson: The trick is, wait several weeks.",345000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"The trick is, wait several weeks.",the trick is wait several weeks,6 +152519,546,78,"Lisa Simpson: ...And when my Dad was a soccer referee, he had the guts to red card me, his only talking daughter, because he knew I was diving.",348000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"...And when my Dad was a soccer referee, he had the guts to red card me, his only talking daughter, because he knew I was diving.",and when my dad was a soccer referee he had the guts to red card me his only talking daughter because he knew i was diving,26 +152520,546,79,"Lisa Simpson: In the history of soccer, he's the only parent to ever take sides against his own kid, and he was right. He made me a better person, because that's what heroes do.",356000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"In the history of soccer, he's the only parent to ever take sides against his own kid, and he was right. He made me a better person, because that's what heroes do.",in the history of soccer hes the only parent to ever take sides against his own kid and he was right he made me a better person because thats what heroes do,32 +152521,546,80,Lisa Simpson: (REPEATING) That's what heroes do.,366000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That's what heroes do.,thats what heroes do,4 +152522,546,81,Homer Simpson: (SNIFFLES) I'm so glad I was forced to come.,372000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I'm so glad I was forced to come.,im so glad i was forced to come,8 +152523,546,82,"Gary Chalmers: (STANDING) People, people... we have a tie!",375000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"People, people... we have a tie!",people people we have a tie,6 +152524,546,83,Audience: (DISGRUNTLED REACTIONS),375000,FALSE,321,3,Audience,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152525,546,84,"Gary Chalmers: Yes, which means that nobody wins. The money goes back in the school general fund. But we will put both speeches online, behind a pay wall. Now, please fold up your chairs and stack them.",380000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Yes, which means that nobody wins. The money goes back in the school general fund. But we will put both speeches online, behind a pay wall. Now, please fold up your chairs and stack them.",yes which means that nobody wins the money goes back in the school general fund but we will put both speeches online behind a pay wall now please fold up your chairs and stack them,35 +152526,546,85,(Simpson Home: Ext. SimPSON HOUSE - back yard - day),393000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152527,546,86,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS) 'CAUSE I'M A GRADE SCHOOL HERO / LISA NEVER LIES / I'M A GRADE SCHOOL HERO / AND HEROES NEVER DIE / (DOING AIR GUITAR, BELTS OUT) JUST ONE GUITAR! SLUNG WAY DOWN LOW / YEAH ONE GUITAR! / WHERE DID MY LAWNMOWER GO?!",393000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,'CAUSE I'M A GRADE SCHOOL HERO / LISA NEVER LIES / I'M A GRADE SCHOOL HERO / AND HEROES NEVER DIE / JUST ONE GUITAR! SLUNG WAY DOWN LOW / YEAH ONE GUITAR! / WHERE DID MY LAWNMOWER GO?!,cause im a grade school hero lisa never lies im a grade school hero and heroes never die just one guitar slung way down low yeah one guitar where did my lawnmower go,33 +152528,546,87,(Flanders Garage: Int. Flanders' garage - day),414000,FALSE,NA,2289,NA,Flanders Garage,NA,NA,NA +152529,546,88,"Ned Flanders: (PLEASED) Well, look who's back.",414000,TRUE,11,2289,Ned Flanders,Flanders Garage,"Well, look who's back.",well look whos back,4 +152530,546,89,(Simpson Backyard: Int. simpson back yard - continuous),417000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +152531,546,90,"Lisa Simpson: Hey, Dad.",417000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Hey, Dad.",hey dad,2 +152532,546,91,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, your speech was one of the nicest things anyone's ever done for me.",418000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Lisa, your speech was one of the nicest things anyone's ever done for me.",lisa your speech was one of the nicest things anyones ever done for me,14 +152533,546,92,Homer Simpson: When did you come up with the idea? You must've worked on it for days.,423000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,When did you come up with the idea? You must've worked on it for days.,when did you come up with the idea you mustve worked on it for days,15 +152534,546,93,"Lisa Simpson: Oh, dad, you don't want details. No one wants to see the sausage being made.",428000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Oh, dad, you don't want details. No one wants to see the sausage being made.",oh dad you dont want details no one wants to see the sausage being made,15 +152535,546,94,Homer Simpson: There's sausage being made? Where?,432000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,There's sausage being made? Where?,theres sausage being made where,5 +152536,546,95,"Marge Simpson: Homie, there's someone here to see you.",434000,TRUE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Homie, there's someone here to see you.",homie theres someone here to see you,7 +152537,546,96,Homer Simpson: Coming! (TO LISA) I haven't forgotten about the sausage.,436000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Coming! I haven't forgotten about the sausage.,coming i havent forgotten about the sausage,7 +152538,546,97,"Federation Executive: (MELODIOUS AFRICAN ACCENT) Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation.",439000,TRUE,6533,44,Federation Executive,Simpson Backyard,"Mr. Simpson, I am the executive vice president of the World Football Federation.",mr simpson i am the executive vice president of the world football federation,13 +152539,546,98,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED) Ooh!,444000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Ooh!,ooh,1 +152540,546,99,"Federation Executive: What you Americans call ""soccer.""",445000,TRUE,6533,44,Federation Executive,Simpson Backyard,"What you Americans call ""soccer.""",what you americans call soccer,5 +152541,546,100,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),445000,FALSE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +152542,546,101,(Simpson Home: Int. SimPSON HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - a few MINUTES LATER),448000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152543,546,102,Federation Executive: I'm sure you are familiar with the World Cup. the quadrennial drama unmatched on the planet!,448000,TRUE,6533,5,Federation Executive,Simpson Home,I'm sure you are familiar with the World Cup. the quadrennial drama unmatched on the planet!,im sure you are familiar with the world cup the quadrennial drama unmatched on the planet,16 +152544,546,103,Homer Simpson: Oh yeah. That's the thing the guys at the drycleaners get so excited about every four years.,453000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh yeah. That's the thing the guys at the drycleaners get so excited about every four years.,oh yeah thats the thing the guys at the drycleaners get so excited about every four years,17 +152545,546,104,"Homer Simpson: Of course I am, but how do you know?",469000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Of course I am, but how do you know?",of course i am but how do you know,9 +152546,546,105,"Federation Executive: Oh, your daughter's speech went viral.",472000,TRUE,6533,5,Federation Executive,Simpson Home,"Oh, your daughter's speech went viral.",oh your daughters speech went viral,6 +152547,546,106,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),472000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152548,546,107,Federation Executive: I mean it spread like wildfire.,474000,TRUE,6533,5,Federation Executive,Simpson Home,I mean it spread like wildfire.,i mean it spread like wildfire,6 +152549,546,108,Homer Simpson: Much better.,477000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Much better.,much better,2 +152550,546,109,"Federation Executive: Mr. Simpson, please help us. The rot is everywhere. In fact, I see that I myself am about to be arrested for corruption.",478000,TRUE,6533,5,Federation Executive,Simpson Home,"Mr. Simpson, please help us. The rot is everywhere. In fact, I see that I myself am about to be arrested for corruption.",mr simpson please help us the rot is everywhere in fact i see that i myself am about to be arrested for corruption,23 +152551,546,110,"Federation Executive: (TO SECOND EXECUTIVE) You'll have to take it from here, Peter.",486000,TRUE,6533,5,Federation Executive,Simpson Home,"You'll have to take it from here, Peter.",youll have to take it from here peter,8 +152552,546,111,"FEDERATION EXECUTIVE #2: (DUTCH) Yes, I will take good care of your wife.",489000,TRUE,6534,5,FEDERATION EXECUTIVE #2,Simpson Home,"Yes, I will take good care of your wife.",yes i will take good care of your wife,9 +152553,546,112,"Federation Executive: (LED AWAY) Wait, what, what does that mean?",491000,TRUE,6533,5,Federation Executive,Simpson Home,"Wait, what, what does that mean?",wait what what does that mean,6 +152554,546,113,"FEDERATION EXECUTIVE #2: (TO HOMER) Mr. Simpson, I am the new executive vice president of the WFF. We need outsiders like you to come to the World Cup, as our guests, and ref our games properly.",493000,TRUE,6534,5,FEDERATION EXECUTIVE #2,Simpson Home,"Mr. Simpson, I am the new executive vice president of the WFF. We need outsiders like you to come to the World Cup, as our guests, and ref our games properly.",mr simpson i am the new executive vice president of the wff we need outsiders like you to come to the world cup as our guests and ref our games properly,31 +152555,546,114,"Homer Simpson: Well, no one has ever has questioned my professionalism. Except at my profession.",505000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, no one has ever has questioned my professionalism. Except at my profession.",well no one has ever has questioned my professionalism except at my profession,13 +152556,546,115,"Homer Simpson: (TO LISA) What do you think, sweetie?",512000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What do you think, sweetie?",what do you think sweetie,5 +152557,546,116,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, they're offering us an all-expenses paid trip to the greatest sporting event on earth!",513000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, they're offering us an all-expenses paid trip to the greatest sporting event on earth!",dad theyre offering us an all-expenses paid trip to the greatest sporting event on earth,15 +152558,546,117,Homer Simpson: The two thousand eight Super Bowl?,518000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The two thousand eight Super Bowl?,the two thousand eight super bowl,6 +152651,546,210,Homer Simpson: It's okay. I'm an American!,934000,TRUE,2,420,Homer Simpson,Hotel,It's okay. I'm an American!,its okay im an american,5 +152559,546,118,"FEDERATION EXECUTIVE #2: Oh, I wish! Eli Manning's pass to David Tyree... (FIST-BUMPS HOMER) But about the World Cup. I need your answer now.",521000,TRUE,6534,5,FEDERATION EXECUTIVE #2,Simpson Home,"Oh, I wish! Eli Manning's pass to David Tyree... But about the World Cup. I need your answer now.",oh i wish eli mannings pass to david tyree but about the world cup i need your answer now,19 +152560,546,119,"Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) Sure, why not?",529000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sure, why not?",sure why not,3 +152561,546,120,(Sky: Ext. sky - day),536000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +152562,546,121,(Airliner Cabin: Int. airliner Cabin - day),536000,FALSE,NA,4327,NA,Airliner Cabin,NA,NA,NA +152563,546,122,"Homer Simpson: (READING) ""Congratulations on your purchase of a FootMaster brand soccer ball."" Thanks, book!",536000,TRUE,2,4327,Homer Simpson,Airliner Cabin,"""Congratulations on your purchase of a FootMaster brand soccer ball."" Thanks, book!",congratulations on your purchase of a footmaster brand soccer ball thanks book,12 +152564,546,123,"Bart Simpson: Look, you got us a free trip. Just slack off and cash your check like you always do.",541000,TRUE,8,4327,Bart Simpson,Airliner Cabin,"Look, you got us a free trip. Just slack off and cash your check like you always do.",look you got us a free trip just slack off and cash your check like you always do,18 +152565,546,124,Homer Simpson: I believe the sweet little girl in twenty-one D would disagree with you.,545000,TRUE,2,4327,Homer Simpson,Airliner Cabin,I believe the sweet little girl in twenty-one D would disagree with you.,i believe the sweet little girl in twenty-one d would disagree with you,13 +152566,546,125,Homer Simpson: What the?!,550000,TRUE,2,4327,Homer Simpson,Airliner Cabin,What the?!,what the,2 +152567,546,126,"Lisa Simpson: I switched with her, Dad.",551000,TRUE,9,4327,Lisa Simpson,Airliner Cabin,"I switched with her, Dad.",i switched with her dad,5 +152568,546,127,Brazilian Lady: (CROTCHETY) My TV didn't work. (HOLDS UP CREDIT CARD) Now I can watch my premium H.B.O.!,552000,TRUE,6535,4327,Brazilian Lady,Airliner Cabin,My TV didn't work. Now I can watch my premium H.B.O.!,my tv didnt work now i can watch my premium hbo,11 +152569,546,128,Brazilian Lady: (VERY DISGUSTED NOISE),552000,FALSE,6535,4327,Brazilian Lady,Airliner Cabin,NA,NA,NA +152570,546,129,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Look at you, using approved electronic devices.",562000,TRUE,2,4327,Homer Simpson,Airliner Cabin,"Look at you, using approved electronic devices.",look at you using approved electronic devices,7 +152571,546,130,"Marge Simpson: To try to avoid any misunderstandings in Brazil, like we had the last time, I'm learning the language.",565000,TRUE,1,4327,Marge Simpson,Airliner Cabin,"To try to avoid any misunderstandings in Brazil, like we had the last time, I'm learning the language.",to try to avoid any misunderstandings in brazil like we had the last time im learning the language,18 +152572,546,131,Voice From Tablet: Olá.,572000,TRUE,6536,4327,Voice From Tablet,Airliner Cabin,Olá.,olá,1 +152573,546,132,Marge Simpson: Olá!,573000,TRUE,1,4327,Marge Simpson,Airliner Cabin,Olá!,olá,1 +152574,546,133,Voice From Tablet: Eu amo o Brasil.,574000,TRUE,6536,4327,Voice From Tablet,Airliner Cabin,Eu amo o Brasil.,eu amo o brasil,4 +152575,546,134,Marge Simpson: Eu amo o Brasil!,577000,TRUE,1,4327,Marge Simpson,Airliner Cabin,Eu amo o Brasil!,eu amo o brasil,4 +152576,546,135,Voice From Tablet: O que é um país encantador.,579000,TRUE,6536,4327,Voice From Tablet,Airliner Cabin,O que é um país encantador.,o que é um país encantador,6 +152577,546,136,"Pilot: (ANGRY, PORTUGUESE ACCENT) Will you please turn that off? It's annoying the hell out of the flight crew.",581000,TRUE,526,4327,Pilot,Airliner Cabin,Will you please turn that off? It's annoying the hell out of the flight crew.,will you please turn that off its annoying the hell out of the flight crew,15 +152578,546,137,Marge Simpson: I was just trying to learn the--,585000,TRUE,1,4327,Marge Simpson,Airliner Cabin,I was just trying to learn the--,i was just trying to learn the--,7 +152579,546,138,Pilot: Everyone thinks they can learn our language on the plane. Do you know how disrespectful that is?,587000,TRUE,526,4327,Pilot,Airliner Cabin,Everyone thinks they can learn our language on the plane. Do you know how disrespectful that is?,everyone thinks they can learn our language on the plane do you know how disrespectful that is,17 +152580,546,139,"Pilot: All right, just for that attitude, turbulence.",592000,TRUE,526,4327,Pilot,Airliner Cabin,"All right, just for that attitude, turbulence.",all right just for that attitude turbulence,7 +152581,546,140,"Announcer #1: (BRITISH) Live from Sao Paulo, we bring you the World Cup Round Robin Group F opening-round match!",602000,TRUE,141,4327,Announcer #1,Airliner Cabin,"Live from Sao Paulo, we bring you the World Cup Round Robin Group F opening-round match!",live from sao paulo we bring you the world cup round robin group f opening-round match,16 +152582,546,141,(SAO PAULO: ext. sao paulo - itaquerao stadium - day),607000,FALSE,NA,4328,NA,SAO PAULO,NA,NA,NA +152583,546,142,"Announcer #1: Today's game is between our host country, futbal powerhouse Brazil...",607000,TRUE,141,4328,Announcer #1,SAO PAULO,"Today's game is between our host country, futbal powerhouse Brazil...",todays game is between our host country futbal powerhouse brazil,10 +152584,546,143,"Brazilian Fans: (SINGING) OLÉ / OLÉ OLÉ, OLÉ...",611000,TRUE,6537,4328,Brazilian Fans,SAO PAULO,"OLÉ / OLÉ OLÉ, OLÉ...",olÉ olÉ olÉ olÉ,4 +152585,546,144,"Announcer #1: ...and Luxemburg, whose entire nation has turned up.",615000,TRUE,141,4328,Announcer #1,SAO PAULO,"...and Luxemburg, whose entire nation has turned up.",and luxemburg whose entire nation has turned up,8 +152586,546,145,(LUXEMBURG: Ext. Luxemburg - continuous),620000,FALSE,NA,4329,NA,LUXEMBURG,NA,NA,NA +152587,546,146,Snake Jailbird: Gotta hurry. I've got nine hundred ninety-eight square miles to rob! Ha-ha.,620000,TRUE,518,4329,Snake Jailbird,LUXEMBURG,Gotta hurry. I've got nine hundred ninety-eight square miles to rob! Ha-ha.,gotta hurry ive got nine hundred ninety-eight square miles to rob ha-ha,12 +152588,546,147,(Announcer's Booth: Int. announcer's booth - brazil - continuous),626000,FALSE,NA,2042,NA,Announcer's Booth,NA,NA,NA +152589,546,148,Announcer #2: (IRISH) The mighty Brazilian squad features the greatest master of the fake injury soccer has ever known: El Divo!,626000,TRUE,314,2042,Announcer #2,Announcer's Booth,The mighty Brazilian squad features the greatest master of the fake injury soccer has ever known: El Divo!,the mighty brazilian squad features the greatest master of the fake injury soccer has ever known el divo,18 +152590,546,149,El Divo: (IN GREAT PAIN) Aieee!,637000,TRUE,6538,2042,El Divo,Announcer's Booth,Aieee!,aieee,1 +152593,546,152,"Announcer #2: And with Brazil maintaining an insurmountable one goal lead, let's take a look at the refs.",645000,TRUE,314,2042,Announcer #2,Announcer's Booth,"And with Brazil maintaining an insurmountable one goal lead, let's take a look at the refs.",and with brazil maintaining an insurmountable one goal lead lets take a look at the refs,16 +152594,546,153,Announcer #1: It says here Homer Simpson was recruited for his honesty and utter disinterest.,652000,TRUE,141,2042,Announcer #1,Announcer's Booth,It says here Homer Simpson was recruited for his honesty and utter disinterest.,it says here homer simpson was recruited for his honesty and utter disinterest,13 +152595,546,154,Announcer #2: How did he get those shorts on over that arse?,652000,TRUE,314,2042,Announcer #2,Announcer's Booth,How did he get those shorts on over that arse?,how did he get those shorts on over that arse,10 +152596,546,155,Announcer #1: Rumor has it they employed a team of pullers.,659000,TRUE,141,2042,Announcer #1,Announcer's Booth,Rumor has it they employed a team of pullers.,rumor has it they employed a team of pullers,9 +152597,546,156,Announcer #2: Brazil wins it! And a fairly-called match it was.,663000,TRUE,314,2042,Announcer #2,Announcer's Booth,Brazil wins it! And a fairly-called match it was.,brazil wins it and a fairly-called match it was,9 +152598,546,157,(Another Broadcasting Booth: Int. another broadcasting booth - coNTINUOUS),667000,FALSE,NA,4330,NA,Another Broadcasting Booth,NA,NA,NA +152599,546,158,"ANDRES CANTOR: In choosing Homer Simpson, the World Cup has met its goooooooooooooooaaaaal!",667000,TRUE,6539,4330,ANDRES CANTOR,Another Broadcasting Booth,"In choosing Homer Simpson, the World Cup has met its goooooooooooooooaaaaal!",in choosing homer simpson the world cup has met its goooooooooooooooaaaaal,11 +152600,546,159,"Spanish Announcer: (SPANISH ACCENT, SCOLDING) Andres Cantor, you know that is incorrect usage!",676000,TRUE,6540,4330,Spanish Announcer,Another Broadcasting Booth,"Andres Cantor, you know that is incorrect usage!",andres cantor you know that is incorrect usage,8 +152601,546,160,ANDRES CANTOR: I have no controlllll! This job has taken its tollll!,680000,TRUE,6539,4330,ANDRES CANTOR,Another Broadcasting Booth,I have no controlllll! This job has taken its tollll!,i have no controlllll this job has taken its tollll,10 +152602,546,161,(DOWNTOWN SAO PAULO: Ext. DOWNTOWN sao paulo - night),696000,FALSE,NA,4331,NA,DOWNTOWN SAO PAULO,NA,NA,NA +152603,546,162,(RESTAURANTE FIGUEIRA RUBAIYAT: Int. Restaurante Figueira Rubaiyat - cONTINUOUS),696000,FALSE,NA,4332,NA,RESTAURANTE FIGUEIRA RUBAIYAT,NA,NA,NA +152604,546,163,"Marge Simpson: Eu gostaria de um... hang on, hang on... placa de... hang on, hang on...",696000,TRUE,1,4332,Marge Simpson,RESTAURANTE FIGUEIRA RUBAIYAT,"Eu gostaria de um... hang on, hang on... placa de... hang on, hang on...",eu gostaria de um hang on hang on placa de hang on hang on,14 +152605,546,164,"Homer Simpson: Here you go, honey. (HANDS HER SKEWER)",706000,TRUE,2,4332,Homer Simpson,RESTAURANTE FIGUEIRA RUBAIYAT,"Here you go, honey.",here you go honey,4 +152606,546,165,Lisa Simpson: How'd you eat the meat without the vegetables?,707000,TRUE,9,4332,Lisa Simpson,RESTAURANTE FIGUEIRA RUBAIYAT,How'd you eat the meat without the vegetables?,howd you eat the meat without the vegetables,8 +152607,546,166,Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) The stomach wants what it wants. (SMALL BURP) I need some air.,710000,TRUE,2,4332,Homer Simpson,RESTAURANTE FIGUEIRA RUBAIYAT,The stomach wants what it wants. I need some air.,the stomach wants what it wants i need some air,10 +152608,546,167,(Restaurant: ext. RESTAURANT - later that night),715000,FALSE,NA,203,NA,Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +152609,546,168,"Homer Simpson: Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.",715000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,"Ah, Brazil. I couldn't stay afraid of you forever. The only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream. That is a deal breaker.",ah brazil i couldnt stay afraid of you forever the only thing that keeps me from living here is that fish that swims up your pee stream that is a deal breaker,32 +152610,546,169,Antonio: Homer Simpson! I would like to congratulate you on your fine officiating today.,726000,TRUE,6541,203,Antonio,Restaurant,Homer Simpson! I would like to congratulate you on your fine officiating today.,homer simpson i would like to congratulate you on your fine officiating today,13 +152611,546,170,Homer Simpson: Thanks. I still can't believe the yellow and red cards don't stand for mustard and ketchup.,731000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,Thanks. I still can't believe the yellow and red cards don't stand for mustard and ketchup.,thanks i still cant believe the yellow and red cards dont stand for mustard and ketchup,16 +152612,546,171,"Antonio: Your disbelief will fade with time. But now, I would like to know if you are as ""incorruptível"" as they say.",736000,TRUE,6541,203,Antonio,Restaurant,"Your disbelief will fade with time. But now, I would like to know if you are as ""incorruptível"" as they say.",your disbelief will fade with time but now i would like to know if you are as incorruptível as they say,21 +152613,546,172,"Antonio: Oh, that is where I left my cellphone.",747000,TRUE,6541,203,Antonio,Restaurant,"Oh, that is where I left my cellphone.",oh that is where i left my cellphone,8 +152614,546,173,Antonio: Well?,750000,TRUE,6541,203,Antonio,Restaurant,Well?,well,1 +152615,546,174,Homer Simpson: (WITH GRIT) You don't know the new me of the last few days at all!,751000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,You don't know the new me of the last few days at all!,you dont know the new me of the last few days at all,13 +152616,546,175,Antonio: We will get to him. We have our ways.,757000,TRUE,6541,203,Antonio,Restaurant,We will get to him. We have our ways.,we will get to him we have our ways,9 +152617,546,176,2nd Gambler: What other ways besides guns and money?,760000,TRUE,6542,203,2nd Gambler,Restaurant,What other ways besides guns and money?,what other ways besides guns and money,7 +152618,546,177,Antonio: We have two ways. Two very good ways.,763000,TRUE,6541,203,Antonio,Restaurant,We have two ways. Two very good ways.,we have two ways two very good ways,8 +152619,546,178,Homer Simpson: Red card!,769000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,Red card!,red card,2 +152620,546,179,Player: (SPANISH ACCENT) Let me give that back to you.,770000,TRUE,709,203,Player,Restaurant,Let me give that back to you.,let me give that back to you,7 +152621,546,180,Homer Simpson: Get outta here!,780000,TRUE,2,203,Homer Simpson,Restaurant,Get outta here!,get outta here,3 +153801,551,183,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. lisa's bedroom - evening),979000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +152622,546,181,"Announcer #1: And as Homer officiates, looks like we've got a little action on the bribe cam.",805000,TRUE,141,203,Announcer #1,Restaurant,"And as Homer officiates, looks like we've got a little action on the bribe cam.",and as homer officiates looks like weve got a little action on the bribe cam,15 +152623,546,182,(Rio de Janeiro: Int. RIO DE JANEIRO - hotel ROOM - late afternoon),832000,FALSE,NA,2391,NA,Rio de Janeiro,NA,NA,NA +152624,546,183,"Bart Simpson: Man, Krusty should get some of these letters.",832000,TRUE,8,2391,Bart Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,"Man, Krusty should get some of these letters.",man krusty should get some of these letters,8 +152625,546,184,"Bart Simpson: While you were out, the gamblers sent up gold-frosted donuts, a chocolate bowling ball, and a fresh pork sandwich.",837000,TRUE,8,2391,Bart Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,"While you were out, the gamblers sent up gold-frosted donuts, a chocolate bowling ball, and a fresh pork sandwich.",while you were out the gamblers sent up gold-frosted donuts a chocolate bowling ball and a fresh pork sandwich,19 +152626,546,185,Homer Simpson: (FIGHTING) How fresh?,844000,TRUE,2,2391,Homer Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,How fresh?,how fresh,2 +152627,546,186,Pig: (LOUD SQUEAL),844000,FALSE,962,2391,Pig,Rio de Janeiro,NA,NA,NA +152628,546,187,Homer Simpson: (EXASPERATED NOISE) Where's your mother?,847000,TRUE,2,2391,Homer Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,Where's your mother?,wheres your mother,3 +152629,546,188,Bart Simpson: Went to practice her Portuguese.,848000,TRUE,8,2391,Bart Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,Went to practice her Portuguese.,went to practice her portuguese,5 +152630,546,189,(Hotel: Int. hotel - atm),851000,FALSE,NA,420,NA,Hotel,NA,NA,NA +152631,546,190,"Marge Simpson: (READING) ""Selecionar conta..."" (THINKS) ooh, ""select account""!",851000,TRUE,1,420,Marge Simpson,Hotel,"""Selecionar conta..."" ooh, ""select account""!",selecionar conta ooh select account,5 +152632,546,191,"Samba Instructor: (JULIO VOICE) Uh, perhaps you could select the ""English"" option!",851000,TRUE,6543,420,Samba Instructor,Hotel,"Uh, perhaps you could select the ""English"" option!",uh perhaps you could select the english option,8 +152633,546,192,Marge Simpson: I did not pay seven ninety-nine for an app so I could use the English option.,858000,TRUE,1,420,Marge Simpson,Hotel,I did not pay seven ninety-nine for an app so I could use the English option.,i did not pay seven ninety-nine for an app so i could use the english option,16 +152634,546,193,"Samba Instructor: You Americans, you really throw your seven ninety-nines around.",863000,TRUE,6543,420,Samba Instructor,Hotel,"You Americans, you really throw your seven ninety-nines around.",you americans you really throw your seven ninety-nines around,9 +152635,546,194,"Marge Simpson: You know, you're pretty rude.",866000,TRUE,1,420,Marge Simpson,Hotel,"You know, you're pretty rude.",you know youre pretty rude,5 +152636,546,195,Samba Instructor: (MOCKING LAUGH) Stupid lady.,868000,TRUE,6543,420,Samba Instructor,Hotel,Stupid lady.,stupid lady,2 +152637,546,196,(Rio de Janeiro: Int. RIO DE JANEIRO - hotel ROOM - continuous),870000,FALSE,NA,2391,NA,Rio de Janeiro,NA,NA,NA +152638,546,197,"Homer Simpson: Give the donuts to the hotel staff. Release the pig, and the bowling ball, into the wild.",870000,TRUE,2,2391,Homer Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,"Give the donuts to the hotel staff. Release the pig, and the bowling ball, into the wild.",give the donuts to the hotel staff release the pig and the bowling ball into the wild,17 +152639,546,198,"Bart Simpson: Dad, is it hard for you to turn these bribes down?",876000,TRUE,8,2391,Bart Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,"Dad, is it hard for you to turn these bribes down?",dad is it hard for you to turn these bribes down,11 +152640,546,199,Homer Simpson: Yes. But knowing that Lisa chose me as her hero... without ever considering any other hero... keeps me strong.,878000,TRUE,2,2391,Homer Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,Yes. But knowing that Lisa chose me as her hero... without ever considering any other hero... keeps me strong.,yes but knowing that lisa chose me as her hero without ever considering any other hero keeps me strong,19 +152641,546,200,Homer Simpson: Why so quiet?,886000,TRUE,2,2391,Homer Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,Why so quiet?,why so quiet,3 +152642,546,201,"Bart Simpson: I'm just examining what kind of person I am and whether I should destroy your happiness forever. (THINKS) Eh, why not?",888000,TRUE,8,2391,Bart Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,"I'm just examining what kind of person I am and whether I should destroy your happiness forever. Eh, why not?",im just examining what kind of person i am and whether i should destroy your happiness forever eh why not,20 +152643,546,202,Homer Simpson: I'm listening. And it better be devastating.,893000,TRUE,2,2391,Homer Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,I'm listening. And it better be devastating.,im listening and it better be devastating,7 +152644,546,203,Bart Simpson: You weren't Lisa's hero. She just swapped you in at the last minute because someone else did her real hero.,896000,TRUE,8,2391,Bart Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,You weren't Lisa's hero. She just swapped you in at the last minute because someone else did her real hero.,you werent lisas hero she just swapped you in at the last minute because someone else did her real hero,20 +152645,546,204,"Homer Simpson: Oh my God. That's, that's shattering. And now, I'm a man in pain in the naughtiest city since San Francisco turned all nerdy.",902000,TRUE,2,2391,Homer Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,"Oh my God. That's, that's shattering. And now, I'm a man in pain in the naughtiest city since San Francisco turned all nerdy.",oh my god thats thats shattering and now im a man in pain in the naughtiest city since san francisco turned all nerdy,23 +152646,546,205,Bart Simpson: Where are you going?,913000,TRUE,8,2391,Bart Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,Where are you going?,where are you going,4 +152647,546,206,Homer Simpson: To drink until there's no pain left in my soul. But first I'm gonna eat off someone else's room service tray that was left in the hall!,914000,TRUE,2,2391,Homer Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,To drink until there's no pain left in my soul. But first I'm gonna eat off someone else's room service tray that was left in the hall!,to drink until theres no pain left in my soul but first im gonna eat off someone elses room service tray that was left in the hall,27 +152648,546,207,Bart Simpson: Now that's a broken man.,926000,TRUE,8,2391,Bart Simpson,Rio de Janeiro,Now that's a broken man.,now thats a broken man,5 +152649,546,208,(Hotel: Int. hotel - hallway - continuous),932000,FALSE,NA,420,NA,Hotel,NA,NA,NA +152650,546,209,Man In Robe: (PORTUGUESE ACCENT) What the Hell are you doing?,932000,TRUE,6544,420,Man In Robe,Hotel,What the Hell are you doing?,what the hell are you doing,6 +152652,546,211,"Man In Robe: (PORTUGUESE ACCENT) Oh, oh. Okay.",935000,TRUE,6544,420,Man In Robe,Hotel,"Oh, oh. Okay.",oh oh okay,3 +152653,546,212,(RIO: Ext. Rio - night - establishing),944000,FALSE,NA,2393,NA,RIO,NA,NA,NA +152654,546,213,(SEEDY BAR: Int. seedy bar - continuous),944000,FALSE,NA,4333,NA,SEEDY BAR,NA,NA,NA +152655,546,214,Antonio: So the rumors are true. (PUTS HAND ON HOMER) We knew you'd find out your daughter's original speech topic was Marie Curie. And now we need you to fix the greatest game of all: the World Cup Final.,944000,TRUE,6541,4333,Antonio,SEEDY BAR,So the rumors are true. We knew you'd find out your daughter's original speech topic was Marie Curie. And now we need you to fix the greatest game of all: the World Cup Final.,so the rumors are true we knew youd find out your daughters original speech topic was marie curie and now we need you to fix the greatest game of all the world cup final,34 +152656,546,215,Homer Simpson: Fine. Marge is always complaining I never fix things. (TO BARTENDER) Give me another.,958000,TRUE,2,4333,Homer Simpson,SEEDY BAR,Fine. Marge is always complaining I never fix things. Give me another.,fine marge is always complaining i never fix things give me another,12 +152657,546,216,Bartender: All right. But we've run out of sugarcane.,962000,TRUE,659,4333,Bartender,SEEDY BAR,All right. But we've run out of sugarcane.,all right but weve run out of sugarcane,8 +152658,546,217,Homer Simpson: I carry my own.,965000,TRUE,2,4333,Homer Simpson,SEEDY BAR,I carry my own.,i carry my own,4 +152659,546,218,"Antonio: All right, Homer. To begin your descent into Hell, let us enjoy this pirated copy of ""Man of Steel."" But beware: Superman was never less fun. (EVIL LAUGH)",971000,TRUE,6541,4333,Antonio,SEEDY BAR,"All right, Homer. To begin your descent into Hell, let us enjoy this pirated copy of ""Man of Steel."" But beware: Superman was never less fun.",all right homer to begin your descent into hell let us enjoy this pirated copy of man of steel but beware superman was never less fun,26 +152660,546,219,(RIO: Ext. rio - morning),984000,FALSE,NA,2393,NA,RIO,NA,NA,NA +152661,546,220,"Announcer #2: (IRISH) Here it is, the World Cup Final.",984000,TRUE,314,2393,Announcer #2,RIO,"Here it is, the World Cup Final.",here it is the world cup final,7 +152662,546,221,(DRYCLEANERS: Ext. drycleaners - day),986000,FALSE,NA,4334,NA,DRYCLEANERS,NA,NA,NA +152663,546,222,Drycleaner Guys: (SPANISH ACCENT) Yay!,986000,TRUE,6545,4334,Drycleaner Guys,DRYCLEANERS,Yay!,yay,1 +152664,546,223,(RIO: Ext. Rio - morning),987000,FALSE,NA,2393,NA,RIO,NA,NA,NA +152665,546,224,Announcer #2: Will it be a German Blitzkrieg or a Brazilian waxing?,987000,TRUE,314,2393,Announcer #2,RIO,Will it be a German Blitzkrieg or a Brazilian waxing?,will it be a german blitzkrieg or a brazilian waxing,10 +152666,546,225,(STADIUM: ext. stadium - a little later),991000,FALSE,NA,232,NA,STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +152667,546,226,"Brazil Fan: (TO GERMANS, PORTUGUESE ACCENT) Nazis!",991000,TRUE,6546,232,Brazil Fan,STADIUM,Nazis!,nazis,1 +152668,546,227,"German Fan: (TO BRAZILIANS, GERMAN ACCENT) Nazi harborers!",992000,TRUE,6547,232,German Fan,STADIUM,Nazi harborers!,nazi harborers,2 +152669,546,228,"Older German Man: Guys, guys, you're both right.",994000,TRUE,6548,232,Older German Man,STADIUM,"Guys, guys, you're both right.",guys guys youre both right,5 +152670,546,229,(REFEREE'S TUNNEL: int. referee's tunnel - continuous),1006000,FALSE,NA,4335,NA,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,NA,NA,NA +152671,546,230,"Homer Simpson: If I bet it, I could double it. But on who? (STROKES CHIN)",1006000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,"If I bet it, I could double it. But on who?",if i bet it i could double it but on who,11 +152672,546,231,Antonio: You know that Brazil is going to win!,1009000,TRUE,6541,4335,Antonio,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,You know that Brazil is going to win!,you know that brazil is going to win,8 +152673,546,232,Homer Simpson: (SARCASTIC) Thanks for telling me. I was gonna tape it.,1012000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,Thanks for telling me. I was gonna tape it.,thanks for telling me i was gonna tape it,9 +152674,546,233,"Antonio: Remember, I'll be watching.",1017000,TRUE,6541,4335,Antonio,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,"Remember, I'll be watching.",remember ill be watching,4 +152675,546,234,Homer Simpson: Wave a Brazilian flag so you'll stand out in the crowd.,1019000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,Wave a Brazilian flag so you'll stand out in the crowd.,wave a brazilian flag so youll stand out in the crowd,11 +152676,546,235,"Lisa Simpson: Don't do it, Dad. Don't cheat.",1021000,TRUE,9,4335,Lisa Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,"Don't do it, Dad. Don't cheat.",dont do it dad dont cheat,6 +152677,546,236,Homer Simpson: (HURT) You're a funny one to tell me about deception.,1024000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,You're a funny one to tell me about deception.,youre a funny one to tell me about deception,9 +152678,546,237,Lisa Simpson: I'm sorry you weren't my first choice. In fact... (SMALL MOAN) I had my doubts about using you at all.,1026000,TRUE,9,4335,Lisa Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,I'm sorry you weren't my first choice. In fact... I had my doubts about using you at all.,im sorry you werent my first choice in fact i had my doubts about using you at all,18 +152679,546,238,"Homer Simpson: Well, if we're going to be brutally honest, that drawing you made of me when you were three was far from a perfect likeness.",1034000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,"Well, if we're going to be brutally honest, that drawing you made of me when you were three was far from a perfect likeness.",well if were going to be brutally honest that drawing you made of me when you were three was far from a perfect likeness,24 +152680,546,239,Lisa Simpson: You put it on the fridge!,1040000,TRUE,9,4335,Lisa Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,You put it on the fridge!,you put it on the fridge,6 +152681,546,240,Homer Simpson: It was pity-fridged!,1042000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,It was pity-fridged!,it was pity-fridged,3 +152682,546,241,"Lisa Simpson: All right, you're hurt. I understand. But when I made you my hero, you lived up to it and more. You became the hero I thought you could be, Dad.",1044000,TRUE,9,4335,Lisa Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,"All right, you're hurt. I understand. But when I made you my hero, you lived up to it and more. You became the hero I thought you could be, Dad.",all right youre hurt i understand but when i made you my hero you lived up to it and more you became the hero i thought you could be dad,30 +152683,546,242,"Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY-TOUCHED NOISE) Oh, come here.",1054000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,"Oh, come here.",oh come here,3 +152684,546,243,Homer Simpson: Everything's right with the world.,1058000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,Everything's right with the world.,everythings right with the world,5 +152686,546,245,"Homer Simpson: That's all right, brain. If I die, I'll be doing the thing I love the most: trying not to get killed.",1063000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer Simpson,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,"That's all right, brain. If I die, I'll be doing the thing I love the most: trying not to get killed.",thats all right brain if i die ill be doing the thing i love the most trying not to get killed,21 +152687,546,246,(STADIUM: Int. Stadium - later),1071000,FALSE,NA,232,NA,STADIUM,NA,NA,NA +152688,546,247,Announcer #2: This match is tighter than two dogs on a summer morn.,1071000,TRUE,314,232,Announcer #2,STADIUM,This match is tighter than two dogs on a summer morn.,this match is tighter than two dogs on a summer morn,11 +152689,546,248,Announcer #2: There's no score at all. Even the slightest pebble could start a landslide.,1074000,TRUE,314,232,Announcer #2,STADIUM,There's no score at all. Even the slightest pebble could start a landslide.,theres no score at all even the slightest pebble could start a landslide,13 +152690,546,249,Announcer #1: And El Divo goes down! In the box! will Homer award a penalty kick to Brazil?,1079000,TRUE,141,232,Announcer #1,STADIUM,And El Divo goes down! In the box! will Homer award a penalty kick to Brazil?,and el divo goes down in the box will homer award a penalty kick to brazil,16 +152691,546,250,Antonio: Do it! Do it! Call the penalty!,1089000,TRUE,6541,232,Antonio,STADIUM,Do it! Do it! Call the penalty!,do it do it call the penalty,7 +152692,546,251,"Lisa Simpson: No penalty! He dove, Dad!",1091000,TRUE,9,232,Lisa Simpson,STADIUM,"No penalty! He dove, Dad!",no penalty he dove dad,5 +152693,546,252,Homer Simpson: No penalty!,1095000,TRUE,2,232,Homer Simpson,STADIUM,No penalty!,no penalty,2 +152694,546,253,"Homer Simpson: I repeat, no penalty!",1100000,TRUE,2,232,Homer Simpson,STADIUM,"I repeat, no penalty!",i repeat no penalty,4 +152695,546,254,Homer Simpson: No penalty!,1106000,TRUE,2,232,Homer Simpson,STADIUM,No penalty!,no penalty,2 +152696,546,255,"Announcer #1: The game, plus two hours of funeral time, is about to conclude.",1108000,TRUE,141,232,Announcer #1,STADIUM,"The game, plus two hours of funeral time, is about to conclude.",the game plus two hours of funeral time is about to conclude,12 +152697,546,256,"Announcer #2: And with Germany the victor, two-nil, in an unprecedented display of rectitude and stubbornness by one Homer Simpson!",1112000,TRUE,314,232,Announcer #2,STADIUM,"And with Germany the victor, two-nil, in an unprecedented display of rectitude and stubbornness by one Homer Simpson!",and with germany the victor two-nil in an unprecedented display of rectitude and stubbornness by one homer simpson,18 +152698,546,257,Announcer #1: I've never seen the Brazilians so depressed.,1119000,TRUE,141,232,Announcer #1,STADIUM,I've never seen the Brazilians so depressed.,ive never seen the brazilians so depressed,7 +152699,546,258,"Brazilians: (VERY SADLY) OLÉ / OLÉ, OLÉ, OLÉ.",1122000,TRUE,6549,232,Brazilians,STADIUM,"OLÉ / OLÉ, OLÉ, OLÉ.",olÉ olÉ olÉ olÉ,4 +152700,546,259,Antonio: You broke a deal with us. And we have lost a fortune.,1128000,TRUE,6541,232,Antonio,STADIUM,You broke a deal with us. And we have lost a fortune.,you broke a deal with us and we have lost a fortune,12 +152701,546,260,"Homer Simpson: Well, at least I'll die the American way. In a foreign country wearing short pants.",1134000,TRUE,2,232,Homer Simpson,STADIUM,"Well, at least I'll die the American way. In a foreign country wearing short pants.",well at least ill die the american way in a foreign country wearing short pants,15 +152702,546,261,"Marge Simpson: Wait, wait, wait, wait! I wanna say something!",1139000,TRUE,1,232,Marge Simpson,STADIUM,"Wait, wait, wait, wait! I wanna say something!",wait wait wait wait i wanna say something,8 +152703,546,262,Antonio: You have one minute. (LOOKS AT ANALOG WATCH) Wait. Let it get to the twelve. Nnnow!,1142000,TRUE,6541,232,Antonio,STADIUM,You have one minute. Wait. Let it get to the twelve. Nnnow!,you have one minute wait let it get to the twelve nnnow,12 +152704,546,263,Marge Simpson: (NERVOUS) Um... Deixar meu marido sozinho!,1147000,TRUE,1,232,Marge Simpson,STADIUM,Um... Deixar meu marido sozinho!,um deixar meu marido sozinho,5 +152705,546,264,Bart Simpson: How's she doin' that?,1158000,TRUE,8,232,Bart Simpson,STADIUM,How's she doin' that?,hows she doin that,4 +152706,546,265,"Lisa Simpson: I don't know, but she's my new hero.",1159000,TRUE,9,232,Lisa Simpson,STADIUM,"I don't know, but she's my new hero.",i dont know but shes my new hero,8 +152707,546,266,"Marge Simpson: (TO LISA) Yeah, I was a little surprised I wasn't considered before. (TO GAMBLERS) Todo o meu marido se preocupa é ser um herói para sua filha. Por favor, perdoa-lhe.",1162000,TRUE,1,232,Marge Simpson,STADIUM,"Yeah, I was a little surprised I wasn't considered before. Todo o meu marido se preocupa é ser um herói para sua filha. Por favor, perdoa-lhe.",yeah i was a little surprised i wasnt considered before todo o meu marido se preocupa é ser um herói para sua filha por favor perdoa-lhe,26 +152708,546,267,Antonio: Your fluency is impressive. You can help my son learn Hebrew for his bar mitzvah. But I am still killing your husband.,1172000,TRUE,6541,232,Antonio,STADIUM,Your fluency is impressive. You can help my son learn Hebrew for his bar mitzvah. But I am still killing your husband.,your fluency is impressive you can help my son learn hebrew for his bar mitzvah but i am still killing your husband,22 +152709,546,268,"Marge Simpson: First, mazel tov! Second, don't! Please, please, I'm a mother. Surely you have a mother too.",1180000,TRUE,1,232,Marge Simpson,STADIUM,"First, mazel tov! Second, don't! Please, please, I'm a mother. Surely you have a mother too.",first mazel tov second dont please please im a mother surely you have a mother too,16 +152710,546,269,"Antonio: I do have a mother. Oh, she's right there.",1188000,TRUE,6541,232,Antonio,STADIUM,"I do have a mother. Oh, she's right there.",i do have a mother oh shes right there,9 +152711,546,270,"Brazilian Lady: I'm sorry, my son. We owe a debt to the Simpsons that can never be repaid.",1191000,TRUE,6535,232,Brazilian Lady,STADIUM,"I'm sorry, my son. We owe a debt to the Simpsons that can never be repaid.",im sorry my son we owe a debt to the simpsons that can never be repaid,16 +152746,547,22,"Carl Carlson: (EGGING HIM ON) Ho-mer, Ho-mer--",123000,TRUE,170,73,Carl Carlson,PLAYGROUND,"Ho-mer, Ho-mer--",ho-mer ho-mer--,2 +152712,546,271,Antonio: All that she did was switch seats on a plane!,1197000,TRUE,6541,232,Antonio,STADIUM,All that she did was switch seats on a plane!,all that she did was switch seats on a plane,10 +152713,546,272,Brazilian Lady: On a fifteen hour flight!,1199000,TRUE,6535,232,Brazilian Lady,STADIUM,On a fifteen hour flight!,on a fifteen hour flight,5 +152714,546,273,Antonio: (TO SIMPSONS) You are free to go.,1202000,TRUE,6541,232,Antonio,STADIUM,You are free to go.,you are free to go,5 +152715,546,274,(Graveyard: Ext. graveyard - late afternoon),1206000,FALSE,NA,1405,NA,Graveyard,NA,NA,NA +152716,546,275,Homer Simpson: No penalty.,1206000,TRUE,2,1405,Homer Simpson,Graveyard,No penalty.,no penalty,2 +152717,546,276,El Divo: Fine.,1208000,TRUE,6538,1405,El Divo,Graveyard,Fine.,fine,1 +152718,546,277,(AMAZON RIVER: ext. amazon river - day),1219000,FALSE,NA,4336,NA,AMAZON RIVER,NA,NA,NA +152719,546,278,"Lisa Simpson: Wow, the Amazon is just like I pictured it after seeing all those pictures online.",1219000,TRUE,9,4336,Lisa Simpson,AMAZON RIVER,"Wow, the Amazon is just like I pictured it after seeing all those pictures online.",wow the amazon is just like i pictured it after seeing all those pictures online,15 +152720,546,279,Homer Simpson: (NODS) I've never seen anything so beautiful.,1224000,TRUE,2,4336,Homer Simpson,AMAZON RIVER,I've never seen anything so beautiful.,ive never seen anything so beautiful,6 +152721,546,280,Krusty the Clown: The best thing is I can get locally-sourced monkey meat.,1231000,TRUE,139,4336,Krusty the Clown,AMAZON RIVER,The best thing is I can get locally-sourced monkey meat.,the best thing is i can get locally-sourced monkey meat,10 +152722,546,281,"Krusty the Clown: Okay, Teeny. Take care of part two.",1237000,TRUE,139,4336,Krusty the Clown,AMAZON RIVER,"Okay, Teeny. Take care of part two.",okay teeny take care of part two,7 +152723,546,282,Mr. Teeny: (MONKEY NOISES),1237000,FALSE,2425,4336,Mr. Teeny,AMAZON RIVER,NA,NA,NA +152724,547,0,(Sky: Ext. sky - day),24000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +152725,547,1,Homer Simpson: (INCREDIBLY LOUD SNORE),24000,FALSE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,NA,NA,NA +152726,547,2,"Homer Simpson: (WAKES UP) Hey-hey, what--",24000,TRUE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,"Hey-hey, what--",hey-hey what--,2 +152727,547,3,Homer Simpson: (MOAN) Cleats.,40000,TRUE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,Cleats.,cleats,1 +152728,547,4,"Marge Simpson: (GROANS) Homie, what happened?",42000,TRUE,1,755,Marge Simpson,Sky,"Homie, what happened?",homie what happened,3 +152729,547,5,Homer Simpson: Um... maybe some easy-listening music will make you feel better about the story. Turn on eighty-nine point nine.,44000,TRUE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,Um... maybe some easy-listening music will make you feel better about the story. Turn on eighty-nine point nine.,um maybe some easy-listening music will make you feel better about the story turn on eighty-nine point nine,18 +152730,547,6,"Homer Simpson: Like most of my problems, it all started at Moe's...",54000,TRUE,2,755,Homer Simpson,Sky,"Like most of my problems, it all started at Moe's...",like most of my problems it all started at moes,10 +152731,547,7,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - night),57000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +152732,547,8,"Carl Carlson: All right, so the rules are, every time the news guy says ""senator,"" we gotta take a drink.",57000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"All right, so the rules are, every time the news guy says ""senator,"" we gotta take a drink.",all right so the rules are every time the news guy says senator we gotta take a drink,18 +152733,547,9,Lenny Leonard: It'll be nice to let someone else decide when I drink. Too much pressure.,63000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,It'll be nice to let someone else decide when I drink. Too much pressure.,itll be nice to let someone else decide when i drink too much pressure,14 +152734,547,10,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, Channel Six tip line? I just caught two senators doin' it in the alley. And me? I'm just a reliable source. Not ""sauce,"" ""source""! Source! ""S-A-U-R-C-E""!",68000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, Channel Six tip line? I just caught two senators doin' it in the alley. And me? I'm just a reliable source. Not ""sauce,"" ""source""! Source! ""S-A-U-R-C-E""!",yeah channel six tip line i just caught two senators doin it in the alley and me im just a reliable source not sauce source source s-a-u-r-c-e,27 +152735,547,11,"Kent Brockman: (TOUCHES EARPIECE) We have heard from a very reliable sauce, news involving multiple senators.",79000,TRUE,211,15,Kent Brockman,Moe's Tavern,"We have heard from a very reliable sauce, news involving multiple senators.",we have heard from a very reliable sauce news involving multiple senators,12 +152736,547,12,Kent Brockman: I will read a list of senators...with possibly more senators...to be named later by other senators:,85000,TRUE,211,15,Kent Brockman,Moe's Tavern,I will read a list of senators...with possibly more senators...to be named later by other senators:,i will read a list of senatorswith possibly more senatorsto be named later by other senators,16 +152737,547,13,"Kent Brockman: Senator Abercrombie, Senator Billingsley, Senator Beaumont...",85000,TRUE,211,15,Kent Brockman,Moe's Tavern,"Senator Abercrombie, Senator Billingsley, Senator Beaumont...",senator abercrombie senator billingsley senator beaumont,6 +152738,547,14,"Moe Szyslak: Oh damn, the plaster's flaking again.",97000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh damn, the plaster's flaking again.",oh damn the plasters flaking again,6 +152739,547,15,(PLAYGROUND: Ext. playground - late that night),102000,FALSE,NA,73,NA,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +152740,547,16,"Homer Simpson: Once intoxicated, we had a great idea.",102000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Once intoxicated, we had a great idea.",once intoxicated we had a great idea,7 +152741,547,17,"Lenny Leonard: (WASTED) Hey, swings!",103000,TRUE,165,73,Lenny Leonard,PLAYGROUND,"Hey, swings!",hey swings,2 +152742,547,18,Lenny Leonard: I'm a kid again!,107000,TRUE,165,73,Lenny Leonard,PLAYGROUND,I'm a kid again!,im a kid again,4 +152743,547,19,Carl Carlson: I'll save you!,112000,TRUE,170,73,Carl Carlson,PLAYGROUND,I'll save you!,ill save you,3 +152744,547,20,Carl Carlson: (ANGUISHED) The only way out is in!,117000,TRUE,170,73,Carl Carlson,PLAYGROUND,The only way out is in!,the only way out is in,6 +152745,547,21,Homer Simpson: Hey! Look at me! I'm going up a slide!,120000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Hey! Look at me! I'm going up a slide!,hey look at me im going up a slide,9 +152747,547,23,Homer Simpson: Best recess ever! (FALLING NOISE),126000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Best recess ever!,best recess ever,3 +152748,547,24,Homer Simpson: Help me guys! Guys?,129000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Help me guys! Guys?,help me guys guys,4 +152749,547,25,"Carl Carlson: Don't worry, Homer. I'll call the cops!",133000,TRUE,170,73,Carl Carlson,PLAYGROUND,"Don't worry, Homer. I'll call the cops!",dont worry homer ill call the cops,7 +152750,547,26,Lenny Leonard: I'll write my senator!,134000,TRUE,165,73,Lenny Leonard,PLAYGROUND,I'll write my senator!,ill write my senator,4 +152751,547,27,Carl Carlson: Senator!,136000,TRUE,170,73,Carl Carlson,PLAYGROUND,Senator!,senator,1 +152752,547,28,"Homer Simpson: (MOANS) Am I gonna die on a playground, like some uncoordinated child?",139000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Am I gonna die on a playground, like some uncoordinated child?",am i gonna die on a playground like some uncoordinated child,11 +152753,547,29,Homer Simpson: (PHILOSOPHICAL) But I did learn something from all this. The sprinklers in this park come on at three a.m.,144000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,But I did learn something from all this. The sprinklers in this park come on at three a.m.,but i did learn something from all this the sprinklers in this park come on at three am,18 +152754,547,30,Softball Player: (SARCASTIC) Thanks for throwing the ball back. Really.,152000,TRUE,6550,73,Softball Player,PLAYGROUND,Thanks for throwing the ball back. Really.,thanks for throwing the ball back really,7 +152755,547,31,Marge Simpson: (WEARY SIGH) I'll come back with the fire truck. I just have to get the kids to school first.,156000,TRUE,1,73,Marge Simpson,PLAYGROUND,I'll come back with the fire truck. I just have to get the kids to school first.,ill come back with the fire truck i just have to get the kids to school first,17 +152756,547,32,"Homer Simpson: Oh, are the kids with you?",161000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Oh, are the kids with you?",oh are the kids with you,6 +152757,547,33,"Bart Simpson: Hi, Dad! / Homer.",163000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Hi, Dad! / Homer.",hi dad homer,3 +152758,547,34,"Homer Simpson: Hey, guys! Why are you ducked down like that?",164000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,"Hey, guys! Why are you ducked down like that?",hey guys why are you ducked down like that,9 +152759,547,35,Bart Simpson: Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.,166000,TRUE,8,73,Bart Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Don't want to be seen with you when you're hitting bottom.,dont want to be seen with you when youre hitting bottom,11 +152760,547,36,Lisa Simpson: At least we hope it's bottom.,168000,TRUE,9,73,Lisa Simpson,PLAYGROUND,At least we hope it's bottom.,at least we hope its bottom,6 +152761,547,37,Homer Simpson: Don't worry. It's bottom all right.,170000,TRUE,2,73,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND,Don't worry. It's bottom all right.,dont worry its bottom all right,6 +152762,547,38,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MOAN),170000,FALSE,1,73,Marge Simpson,PLAYGROUND,NA,NA,NA +152763,547,39,(Skinner's Office: Int. Skinner's office - a little later),177000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +152764,547,40,Bart Simpson: And that's why I was tardy today.,177000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,And that's why I was tardy today.,and thats why i was tardy today,7 +152765,547,41,"Seymour Skinner: And with that tardiness, you have at last crossed the boundary where I can legally apply physical discipline.",180000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"And with that tardiness, you have at last crossed the boundary where I can legally apply physical discipline.",and with that tardiness you have at last crossed the boundary where i can legally apply physical discipline,18 +152766,547,42,Seymour Skinner: Willie! Cut me a switch!,185000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Willie! Cut me a switch!,willie cut me a switch,5 +152767,547,43,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. school - continuous),187000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +152768,547,44,Groundskeeper Willie: What about the one your ma used on you?,187000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,What about the one your ma used on you?,what about the one your ma used on you,9 +152769,547,45,"Seymour Skinner: It uh, broke on my buttocks.",189000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"It uh, broke on my buttocks.",it uh broke on my buttocks,6 +152770,547,46,Groundskeeper Willie: Serves you right for eating jam straight out of the jar.,191000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Serves you right for eating jam straight out of the jar.,serves you right for eating jam straight out of the jar,11 +152771,547,47,Seymour Skinner: Dammit! That's not even a swivel chair!,196000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Dammit! That's not even a swivel chair!,dammit thats not even a swivel chair,7 +152772,547,48,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),200000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +152773,547,49,"Seymour Skinner: Skate! Skate! As fast as you can. / But I'll catch you, I'm the Principal Man! (BEAT) That's the kind of education you're missing.",200000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,"Skate! Skate! As fast as you can. / But I'll catch you, I'm the Principal Man! That's the kind of education you're missing.",skate skate as fast as you can but ill catch you im the principal man thats the kind of education youre missing,22 +152774,547,50,Seymour Skinner: Oh no! Uphill! The one place my car can't go.,212000,TRUE,3,270,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Street,Oh no! Uphill! The one place my car can't go.,oh no uphill the one place my car cant go,10 +152775,547,51,(BODY SHOP OFFICE: iNT. body shop office - continuous),221000,FALSE,NA,4337,NA,BODY SHOP OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +152776,547,52,Body Shop Clerk: (WISEGUY) Would you like a quote?,221000,TRUE,6551,4337,Body Shop Clerk,BODY SHOP OFFICE,Would you like a quote?,would you like a quote,5 +152777,547,53,"Body Shop Clerk: ""Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."" Oscar Wilde. P.S., your car is totaled.",224000,TRUE,6551,4337,Body Shop Clerk,BODY SHOP OFFICE,"""Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."" Oscar Wilde. P.S., your car is totaled.",some cause happiness wherever they go others whenever they go oscar wilde ps your car is totaled,17 +152778,547,54,(Bart's Treehouse: Int. Bart's treehouse - continuous),233000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +152779,547,55,Bart Simpson: Whoo! Safe!,233000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Whoo! Safe!,whoo safe,2 +152780,547,56,"Voice: (JAILBIRD) Oh, not totally...",235000,TRUE,23,84,Voice,Bart's Treehouse,"Oh, not totally...",oh not totally,3 +152781,547,57,Bart Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE) Wha-- what are you doing in here?,238000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Wha-- what are you doing in here?,wha-- what are you doing in here,7 +152782,547,58,Snake Jailbird: Hiding from the cops.,241000,TRUE,518,84,Snake Jailbird,Bart's Treehouse,Hiding from the cops.,hiding from the cops,4 +152783,547,59,"Bart Simpson: Well, I can't have cops sniffin' around here. Some of them might be girls.",242000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Well, I can't have cops sniffin' around here. Some of them might be girls.",well i cant have cops sniffin around here some of them might be girls,14 +152784,547,60,Snake Jailbird: Can't I just stay a little? I only committed this robbery to help my kid.,246000,TRUE,518,84,Snake Jailbird,Bart's Treehouse,Can't I just stay a little? I only committed this robbery to help my kid.,cant i just stay a little i only committed this robbery to help my kid,15 +152785,547,61,"Snake Jailbird: See, that's Jeremy. I need to get him braces. I always thought that if I'd had braces I'd have smiled more.",251000,TRUE,518,84,Snake Jailbird,Bart's Treehouse,"See, that's Jeremy. I need to get him braces. I always thought that if I'd had braces I'd have smiled more.",see thats jeremy i need to get him braces i always thought that if id had braces id have smiled more,21 +152786,547,62,"Bart Simpson: Hey, I bet you have a great smile.",258000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Hey, I bet you have a great smile.",hey i bet you have a great smile,8 +152787,547,63,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,261000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +152788,547,64,"Chief Wiggum: Bart, Bart! We're in whatchamacallit... a pursuit!",262000,TRUE,71,84,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Treehouse,"Bart, Bart! We're in whatchamacallit... a pursuit!",bart bart were in whatchamacallit a pursuit,7 +152789,547,65,Bart Simpson: So why'd you come here? I run a respectable treehouse.,265000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,So why'd you come here? I run a respectable treehouse.,so whyd you come here i run a respectable treehouse,10 +152790,547,66,"Chief Wiggum: Just wondering if you've seen anything. Word is you'll, uh, you'll snitch for candy.",268000,TRUE,71,84,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Treehouse,"Just wondering if you've seen anything. Word is you'll, uh, you'll snitch for candy.",just wondering if youve seen anything word is youll uh youll snitch for candy,14 +152791,547,67,Bart Simpson: You can't buy me with a candy bar that has coconut.,273000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,You can't buy me with a candy bar that has coconut.,you cant buy me with a candy bar that has coconut,11 +152792,547,68,Chief Wiggum: Maybe this is more your neighborhood.,276000,TRUE,71,84,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Treehouse,Maybe this is more your neighborhood.,maybe this is more your neighborhood,6 +152793,547,69,Bart Simpson: Nice real estate. You've got a deal.,278000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Nice real estate. You've got a deal.,nice real estate youve got a deal,7 +152794,547,70,"Chief Wiggum: So, what do you know?",281000,TRUE,71,84,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Treehouse,"So, what do you know?",so what do you know,5 +152795,547,71,Bart Simpson: I saw a guy with a gun and a snake tattoo say he was gonna hide out on top of Mount Springfield.,282000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,I saw a guy with a gun and a snake tattoo say he was gonna hide out on top of Mount Springfield.,i saw a guy with a gun and a snake tattoo say he was gonna hide out on top of mount springfield,22 +152796,547,72,"Chief Wiggum: Mount Springfield, eh? Strap on your crampons, boys!",290000,TRUE,71,84,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Treehouse,"Mount Springfield, eh? Strap on your crampons, boys!",mount springfield eh strap on your crampons boys,8 +152797,547,73,Chief Wiggum: Eddie! Prepare my litter!,294000,TRUE,71,84,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Treehouse,Eddie! Prepare my litter!,eddie prepare my litter,4 +152798,547,74,"Chief Wiggum: Lou, you are responsible for my oxygen, food, water, and cleaning! You have to clean me.",296000,TRUE,71,84,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Treehouse,"Lou, you are responsible for my oxygen, food, water, and cleaning! You have to clean me.",lou you are responsible for my oxygen food water and cleaning you have to clean me,16 +152799,547,75,"Snake Jailbird: Dude, thank you. Why did you save me?",303000,TRUE,518,84,Snake Jailbird,Bart's Treehouse,"Dude, thank you. Why did you save me?",dude thank you why did you save me,8 +152800,547,76,Bart Simpson: (NODS) We outlaws have to stick together.,305000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,We outlaws have to stick together.,we outlaws have to stick together,6 +152801,547,77,Snake Jailbird: Outlaw? You?,307000,TRUE,518,84,Snake Jailbird,Bart's Treehouse,Outlaw? You?,outlaw you,2 +152802,547,78,"Bart Simpson: Stolen bowling shoes, 3-D glasses, Krusty standee...and this (AIR QUOTES) ""cage"" for my pet.",309000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Stolen bowling shoes, 3-D glasses, Krusty standee...and this ""cage"" for my pet.",stolen bowling shoes 3-d glasses krusty standeeand this cage for my pet,12 +152803,547,79,Snake Jailbird: What do you feed him?,314000,TRUE,518,84,Snake Jailbird,Bart's Treehouse,What do you feed him?,what do you feed him,5 +152804,547,80,Bart Simpson: My A.D.D. meds.,316000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,My A.D.D. meds.,my add meds,3 +152805,547,81,"Snake Jailbird: (CHUCKLES) Listen, would you like two tickets to the school musical. (OMINOUS) My son plays the butcher... (FRIENDLY) in ""Fiddler on the Roof.""",319000,TRUE,518,84,Snake Jailbird,Bart's Treehouse,"Listen, would you like two tickets to the school musical. My son plays the butcher... in ""Fiddler on the Roof.""",listen would you like two tickets to the school musical my son plays the butcher in fiddler on the roof,20 +152806,547,82,Bart Simpson: (QUICK) I'm busy that night.,328000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,I'm busy that night.,im busy that night,4 +152807,547,83,"Snake Jailbird: Yeah, lucky you. (DISAPPEARS DOWN LADDER)",330000,TRUE,518,84,Snake Jailbird,Bart's Treehouse,"Yeah, lucky you.",yeah lucky you,3 +152808,547,84,(ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA: Int. ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA - Day),338000,FALSE,NA,4338,NA,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,NA,NA,NA +152809,547,85,Lucas: (TRIUMPHANT NOISE CUT OFF BY HEAVY GAGGING),338000,FALSE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,NA,NA,NA +152810,547,86,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Are you okay?,338000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Are you okay?,are you okay,3 +152811,547,87,Lisa Simpson: Don't put more in there!,341000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Don't put more in there!,dont put more in there,5 +152812,547,88,Lucas: (CHOKING) Going for record!,343000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Going for record!,going for record,3 +152813,547,89,Lisa Simpson: What record? Stupidest death?,344000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,What record? Stupidest death?,what record stupidest death,4 +152814,547,90,"Lucas: (GASPS, THEN:) Merci beaucoup!",352000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Merci beaucoup!,merci beaucoup,2 +152815,547,91,"Lisa Simpson: (PLEASED) Oh, well, you're very wel--",354000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Oh, well, you're very wel--",oh well youre very wel--,5 +152816,547,92,Lucas: That's French for: Hello.,355000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,That's French for: Hello.,thats french for hello,4 +152817,547,93,"Lisa Simpson: Actually, I think it--",355000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Actually, I think it--",actually i think it--,4 +152818,547,94,"Lucas: Lucas Bortner, competitive eater.",355000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Lucas Bortner, competitive eater.",lucas bortner competitive eater,4 +152819,547,95,Milhouse Van Houten: (TO SELF) A fat kid with a dream?! I can't compete with that!,360000,TRUE,25,4338,Milhouse Van Houten,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,A fat kid with a dream?! I can't compete with that!,a fat kid with a dream i cant compete with that,11 +152820,547,96,Lisa Simpson: What does a competitive eater eat?,364000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,What does a competitive eater eat?,what does a competitive eater eat,6 +152821,547,97,"Lucas: All the glamor foods: pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings, and the big enchilada, which is not enchiladas but hotdogs.",366000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"All the glamor foods: pizza, boiled eggs, chicken wings, and the big enchilada, which is not enchiladas but hotdogs.",all the glamor foods pizza boiled eggs chicken wings and the big enchilada which is not enchiladas but hotdogs,19 +152822,547,98,"Lucas: Sixty-nine hot dogs is the current record. As the great Kobayashi says, (JAPANESE) ""Detekurutoki itaiyo.""",373000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Sixty-nine hot dogs is the current record. As the great Kobayashi says, ""Detekurutoki itaiyo.""",sixty-nine hot dogs is the current record as the great kobayashi says detekurutoki itaiyo,14 +152823,547,99,Lisa Simpson: What does that mean?,375000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,What does that mean?,what does that mean,4 +152824,547,100,"Lucas: ""That's going to hurt coming out.""",381000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,That's going to hurt coming out.,thats going to hurt coming out,6 +152825,547,101,Lisa Simpson: Is Kobayashi the number one... um... uh...,381000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Is Kobayashi the number one... um... uh...,is kobayashi the number one um uh,7 +152826,547,102,"Lucas: The correct term is ""gurgitator.""",385000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"The correct term is ""gurgitator.""",the correct term is gurgitator,5 +152827,547,103,Lisa Simpson: I won't be using the correct term then.,385000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,I won't be using the correct term then.,i wont be using the correct term then,8 +152828,547,104,"Lucas: Virtually everyone uses his technique: ""Japanesing."" (TEMPTING) Shall I demonstrate?",389000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Virtually everyone uses his technique: ""Japanesing."" Shall I demonstrate?",virtually everyone uses his technique japanesing shall i demonstrate,9 +152829,547,105,"Lisa Simpson: Um, why don't I just go sit alone and--(REALIZING) Oh, you're doing it.",393000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Um, why don't I just go sit alone and-- Oh, you're doing it.",um why dont i just go sit alone and-- oh youre doing it,13 +152830,547,106,Lucas: Ready... set... Japanese!,397000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Ready... set... Japanese!,ready set japanese,3 +152831,547,107,"Lucas: (GAGS) Nope, no. That's not going down. (GAGS UP HOTDOG CHUNKS) This happens from time to time.",405000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Nope, no. That's not going down. This happens from time to time.",nope no thats not going down this happens from time to time,12 +152832,547,108,Lisa Simpson: Maybe this isn't the sport for you.,409000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Maybe this isn't the sport for you.,maybe this isnt the sport for you,7 +152833,547,109,Lucas: It's not a sport. It's my life.,411000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,It's not a sport. It's my life.,its not a sport its my life,7 +152835,547,111,Lisa Simpson: Can I join you for lunch?,425000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Can I join you for lunch?,can i join you for lunch,6 +152836,547,112,"Lucas: Um, sure. How many whole pizzas would you like?",425000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Um, sure. How many whole pizzas would you like?",um sure how many whole pizzas would you like,9 +152837,547,113,"Lisa Simpson: Um, can I just have a slice?",430000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa Simpson,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Um, can I just have a slice?",um can i just have a slice,7 +152838,547,114,Lucas: (IMPRESSED) Interesting technique.,432000,TRUE,6552,4338,Lucas,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,Interesting technique.,interesting technique,2 +152839,547,115,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BART'S ROOM - DAY),432000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152840,547,116,Bart Simpson: Whoa.,432000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Whoa.,whoa,1 +152841,547,117,Milhouse Van Houten: You didn't tell me you had a PlayStadium Four!,438000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,You didn't tell me you had a PlayStadium Four!,you didnt tell me you had a playstadium four,9 +152842,547,118,Bart Simpson: (PUZZLED) It's the first I've seen it.,441000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's the first I've seen it.,its the first ive seen it,6 +152843,547,119,"Milhouse Van Houten: Something's fishy, Bart. Where's the gift receipt? Where's the packet of desiccant that says ""do not eat,"" and believe me, you shouldn't.",444000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Something's fishy, Bart. Where's the gift receipt? Where's the packet of desiccant that says ""do not eat,"" and believe me, you shouldn't.",somethings fishy bart wheres the gift receipt wheres the packet of desiccant that says do not eat and believe me you shouldnt,22 +152844,547,120,"Bart Simpson: (GETTING IT) I have a feeling this PlayStadium was ""liberated"" from its previous owner and given to me in gratitude.",453000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I have a feeling this PlayStadium was ""liberated"" from its previous owner and given to me in gratitude.",i have a feeling this playstadium was liberated from its previous owner and given to me in gratitude,18 +152845,547,121,"Milhouse Van Houten: ""Liberated?"" You mean ""stolen?""",461000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"""Liberated?"" You mean ""stolen?""",liberated you mean stolen,4 +152846,547,122,"Bart Simpson: You can't spell ""crime"" without ""me.""",464000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"You can't spell ""crime"" without ""me.""",you cant spell crime without me,6 +152847,547,123,"Milhouse Van Houten: C-r-i- (SMALL GASP) there it is, at the end!",464000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"C-r-i- there it is, at the end!",c-r-i- there it is at the end,7 +152848,547,124,"Lucas: Oh hi, is-is Lisa home?",472000,TRUE,6552,5,Lucas,Simpson Home,"Oh hi, is-is Lisa home?",oh hi is-is lisa home,5 +152849,547,125,"MARGE 7: Yes, she is. And who are you?",475000,TRUE,6553,5,MARGE 7,Simpson Home,"Yes, she is. And who are you?",yes she is and who are you,7 +152850,547,126,Marge Simpson: (READING) Lucas.,477000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lucas.,lucas,1 +152851,547,127,"Lucas: It's pronounced ""Luca-dollar"". That's my competition name. I'm a competitive eater.",479000,TRUE,6552,5,Lucas,Simpson Home,"It's pronounced ""Luca-dollar"". That's my competition name. I'm a competitive eater.",its pronounced luca-dollar thats my competition name im a competitive eater,11 +152852,547,128,Homer Simpson: Competitive eater? Did I hear right? I could be a competitive eater?,484000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Competitive eater? Did I hear right? I could be a competitive eater?,competitive eater did i hear right i could be a competitive eater,12 +152853,547,129,Marge Simpson: No! You didn't hear anything!,488000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No! You didn't hear anything!,no you didnt hear anything,5 +152854,547,130,"Homer Simpson: Yes I did! I heard ""competitive eater""!",489000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes I did! I heard ""competitive eater""!",yes i did i heard competitive eater,7 +152855,547,131,Marge Simpson: It's for people who haven't had heart problems!,491000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's for people who haven't had heart problems!,its for people who havent had heart problems,8 +152856,547,132,Homer Simpson: (ENTERING) Then that makes me the Jackie Robinson of the sport. And you are the racist Philadelphia manager!,495000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Then that makes me the Jackie Robinson of the sport. And you are the racist Philadelphia manager!,then that makes me the jackie robinson of the sport and you are the racist philadelphia manager,17 +152857,547,133,Marge Simpson: Quit comparing me to Ben Chapman!,500000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Quit comparing me to Ben Chapman!,quit comparing me to ben chapman,6 +152858,547,134,Homer Simpson: I will when you open your mind to change!,503000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I will when you open your mind to change!,i will when you open your mind to change,9 +152859,547,135,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED MURMUR),503000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152860,547,136,"Lucas: So, what should we practice: um, Vienna sausage; blueberry pie -- short form; oatmeal -- long course; freestyle baked beans; catfish; ooh! cow brains...",507000,TRUE,6552,5,Lucas,Simpson Home,"So, what should we practice: um, Vienna sausage; blueberry pie -- short form; oatmeal -- long course; freestyle baked beans; catfish; ooh! cow brains...",so what should we practice um vienna sausage blueberry pie -- short form oatmeal -- long course freestyle baked beans catfish ooh cow brains,24 +152861,547,137,"Lisa Simpson: Beans, beans. We'll do beans.",519000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Beans, beans. We'll do beans.",beans beans well do beans,5 +152862,547,138,Patty Bouvier: Huh. Never saw the pork eat the beans before.,524000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Huh. Never saw the pork eat the beans before.,huh never saw the pork eat the beans before,9 +152863,547,139,Patty Bouvier: (LAUGH),524000,FALSE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152864,547,140,"Marge Simpson: Actually, I'm a little surprised Lisa likes him.",529000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Actually, I'm a little surprised Lisa likes him.",actually im a little surprised lisa likes him,8 +152865,547,141,"Patty Bouvier: Really? ""Justin Blobber"" over there doesn't remind you of anyone?",534000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Really? ""Justin Blobber"" over there doesn't remind you of anyone?",really justin blobber over there doesnt remind you of anyone,10 +152866,547,142,Homer Simpson: Eight hundred dollars to cut me outta that slide? It's all about the money with those firemen.,538000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Eight hundred dollars to cut me outta that slide? It's all about the money with those firemen.,eight hundred dollars to cut me outta that slide its all about the money with those firemen,17 +152867,547,143,"Selma Bouvier: Women marry their fathers, Marge.",544000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Women marry their fathers, Marge.",women marry their fathers marge,5 +152868,547,144,Selma Bouvier: So you just might be meeting your future ton-in-law.,547000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,So you just might be meeting your future ton-in-law.,so you just might be meeting your future ton-in-law,9 +152869,547,145,Selma Bouvier: (CHORTLE),547000,FALSE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152870,547,146,Patty Bouvier: God bless us.,554000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,God bless us.,god bless us,3 +152871,547,147,Marge Simpson: (ALARMED) You can do better!,556000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You can do better!,you can do better,4 +152872,547,148,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Simpson BEDROOM - dawn),567000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +152925,547,201,Homer Simpson: She can smash a salad.,867000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,She can smash a salad.,she can smash a salad,5 +152874,547,150,"Homer Simpson: (""DOG RUNNING IN HIS SLEEP"" NOISES)",567000,FALSE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +152875,547,151,Homer Simpson: What the?,581000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,What the?,what the,2 +152876,547,152,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS),581000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +152877,547,153,Lisa Simpson: (GINGERLY) Maybe you're not cut out for competitive eating.,622000,TRUE,9,100,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Maybe you're not cut out for competitive eating.,maybe youre not cut out for competitive eating,8 +152878,547,154,Lucas: (UPSET) Are you calling me not fat?,625000,TRUE,6552,100,Lucas,Simpson Master Bedroom,Are you calling me not fat?,are you calling me not fat,6 +152879,547,155,"Lisa Simpson: No, I'm just, I... maybe you just haven't found the right food. Huh? How 'bout ice cream?",627000,TRUE,9,100,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"No, I'm just, I... maybe you just haven't found the right food. Huh? How 'bout ice cream?",no im just i maybe you just havent found the right food huh how bout ice cream,17 +152880,547,156,Lucas: (NODS) Yes! I will lay some hurt on that cream!,633000,TRUE,6552,100,Lucas,Simpson Master Bedroom,Yes! I will lay some hurt on that cream!,yes i will lay some hurt on that cream,9 +152881,547,157,Lucas: Oh my God! Brain freeze! Oh my God! Kick me in the head till I pass out.,637000,TRUE,6552,100,Lucas,Simpson Master Bedroom,Oh my God! Brain freeze! Oh my God! Kick me in the head till I pass out.,oh my god brain freeze oh my god kick me in the head till i pass out,17 +152882,547,158,Lucas: Harder. I'm still conscious! You must kick me harder!,645000,TRUE,6552,100,Lucas,Simpson Master Bedroom,Harder. I'm still conscious! You must kick me harder!,harder im still conscious you must kick me harder,9 +152884,547,160,"Adult Lucas: (GROWNUP VOICE) Thanks, babe. Sorry you had to drop out of college to feed me full time. Now give us a kiss.",657000,TRUE,6554,100,Adult Lucas,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Thanks, babe. Sorry you had to drop out of college to feed me full time. Now give us a kiss.",thanks babe sorry you had to drop out of college to feed me full time now give us a kiss,20 +152885,547,161,Adult Lucas: (HAPPY SWALLOWING NOISE),657000,FALSE,6554,100,Adult Lucas,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +152887,547,163,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),657000,FALSE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +152888,547,164,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - afternoon - establishing),673000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152889,547,165,(Bart's Treehouse: Int. bart's treehouse - continuous),673000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +152890,547,166,Bart Simpson: What the?,673000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,What the?,what the,2 +152891,547,167,"Bart Simpson: (BORED) Oh, yawn. Another freebie. (PICKY) Better be a sixty-four gig.",676000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Oh, yawn. Another freebie. Better be a sixty-four gig.",oh yawn another freebie better be a sixty-four gig,9 +152892,547,168,"Bart Simpson: Huh? It's full of lame apps: Bully Avoider, Nosebook, Insta-Grandma, (GASP) This was stolen from Milhouse!",682000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"Huh? It's full of lame apps: Bully Avoider, Nosebook, Insta-Grandma, This was stolen from Milhouse!",huh its full of lame apps bully avoider nosebook insta-grandma this was stolen from milhouse,15 +152893,547,169,Milhouse Van Houten: From my backpack! Where Puppy Goo-Goo sleeps! Maybe it's time to tell me exactly what's going on!,689000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,From my backpack! Where Puppy Goo-Goo sleeps! Maybe it's time to tell me exactly what's going on!,from my backpack where puppy goo-goo sleeps maybe its time to tell me exactly whats going on,17 +152894,547,170,Bart Simpson: Relax! Listen to the music of this bubble game.,696000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Relax! Listen to the music of this bubble game.,relax listen to the music of this bubble game,9 +152895,547,171,"Milhouse Van Houten: (DREAMY) So peaceful... (SHAKING HEAD) No! I won't let this go! Bart, it's time you told me how you've been getting all this stuff.",704000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,"So peaceful... No! I won't let this go! Bart, it's time you told me how you've been getting all this stuff.",so peaceful no i wont let this go bart its time you told me how youve been getting all this stuff,21 +152896,547,172,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) I helped Snake out of a jam so he paid me back in stolen stuff. It was an honorable arrangement. But I never thought he'd steal from you.,713000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,I helped Snake out of a jam so he paid me back in stolen stuff. It was an honorable arrangement. But I never thought he'd steal from you.,i helped snake out of a jam so he paid me back in stolen stuff it was an honorable arrangement but i never thought hed steal from you,28 +152897,547,173,"Milhouse Van Houten: Snake, eh? I never would've suspected the one criminal in town.",720000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,"Snake, eh? I never would've suspected the one criminal in town.",snake eh i never wouldve suspected the one criminal in town,11 +152898,547,174,Milhouse Van Houten: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),720000,FALSE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +152899,547,175,Bart Simpson: You seem stressed.,729000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,You seem stressed.,you seem stressed,3 +152900,547,176,Bart Simpson: You wanna suck some Squishee?,731000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,You wanna suck some Squishee?,you wanna suck some squishee,5 +152901,547,177,Milhouse Van Houten: Sure.,732000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,Sure.,sure,1 +152902,547,178,Bart Simpson: Careful. It's uncut syrup. They give it to horses before they race.,735000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,Careful. It's uncut syrup. They give it to horses before they race.,careful its uncut syrup they give it to horses before they race,12 +152873,547,149,Marge's Thoughts: My sisters are nuts. I'm happy being married to Homer. Most of the time.,567000,TRUE,1,100,Marge's Thoughts,Simpson Master Bedroom,My sisters are nuts. I'm happy being married to Homer. Most of the time.,my sisters are nuts im happy being married to homer most of the time,14 +152903,547,179,"Kent Brockman: Jailbird, A.K.A. Snake -- that's his real name, Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, has been arrested for a series of thefts and may be put to death under a controversial new statute.",746000,TRUE,211,84,Kent Brockman,Bart's Treehouse,"Jailbird, A.K.A. Snake -- that's his real name, Albert Knickerbocker Aloysius Snake, has been arrested for a series of thefts and may be put to death under a controversial new statute.",jailbird aka snake -- thats his real name albert knickerbocker aloysius snake has been arrested for a series of thefts and may be put to death under a controversial new statute,31 +152904,547,180,Bart Simpson: (GASPS),746000,FALSE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +152905,547,181,"Chief Wiggum: Yeah, we had a law stating (TOUGH) ""Three strikes and you're out,"" but I thought it was: (PLEASANT) ""You're out!"" So I let people go. So now it's (TOUGH) ""Four balls and you walk! Right to the electric chair!"" It's, uh, much clearer, Kent.",757000,TRUE,71,84,Chief Wiggum,Bart's Treehouse,"Yeah, we had a law stating ""Three strikes and you're out,"" but I thought it was: ""You're out!"" So I let people go. So now it's ""Four balls and you walk! Right to the electric chair!"" It's, uh, much clearer, Kent.",yeah we had a law stating three strikes and youre out but i thought it was youre out so i let people go so now its four balls and you walk right to the electric chair its uh much clearer kent,41 +152906,547,182,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, I'm so sorry. I just wanted to ruin his life, not end it.",772000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,"Bart, I'm so sorry. I just wanted to ruin his life, not end it.",bart im so sorry i just wanted to ruin his life not end it,14 +152907,547,183,Bart Simpson: You ratted him out? (SMALL SCOFF) He's got a kid!,777000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,You ratted him out? He's got a kid!,you ratted him out hes got a kid,8 +152908,547,184,Milhouse Van Houten: A kid? (WORRIED) I was crushed when I lost my Dad and all he did was move to the Holiday Inn. (WISTFUL) I can still see him smoking on the balcony. He looked like he missed something... maybe me!,781000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,A kid? I was crushed when I lost my Dad and all he did was move to the Holiday Inn. I can still see him smoking on the balcony. He looked like he missed something... maybe me!,a kid i was crushed when i lost my dad and all he did was move to the holiday inn i can still see him smoking on the balcony he looked like he missed something maybe me,37 +152909,547,185,"Bart Simpson: So you see, we can't let Jailbird fry.",795000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,"So you see, we can't let Jailbird fry.",so you see we cant let jailbird fry,8 +152910,547,186,Milhouse Van Houten: Time for the Sleepover Detectives!,797000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,Time for the Sleepover Detectives!,time for the sleepover detectives,5 +152911,547,187,Bart Simpson: I didn't say there'd be a sleepover.,800000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,I didn't say there'd be a sleepover.,i didnt say thered be a sleepover,7 +152912,547,188,"Milhouse Van Houten: Too bad, 'cause I'm wearing my pajamas under my clothes.",802000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,"Too bad, 'cause I'm wearing my pajamas under my clothes.",too bad cause im wearing my pajamas under my clothes,10 +152913,547,189,Milhouse Van Houten: And my swimsuit under those.,805000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,And my swimsuit under those.,and my swimsuit under those,5 +152914,547,190,Milhouse Van Houten: One day it'll all pay off.,807000,TRUE,25,84,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Treehouse,One day it'll all pay off.,one day itll all pay off,6 +152915,547,191,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson House - BEdroom - night),811000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152916,547,192,"Marge Simpson: Oh, there's my magazine. Why, look at this! (READS) ""What every father should do for his daughter.""",811000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, there's my magazine. Why, look at this! ""What every father should do for his daughter.""",oh theres my magazine why look at this what every father should do for his daughter,16 +152917,547,193,"Homer Simpson: (GROANS) Marge, if you want me to do something, just tell me. Don't hide behind a magazine.",816000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, if you want me to do something, just tell me. Don't hide behind a magazine.",marge if you want me to do something just tell me dont hide behind a magazine,16 +152918,547,194,"Marge Simpson: Right, right, right, right. (READING) According to Judy Kleinsmith, a professional freelance writer, fathers should take their daughters out on little dinner dates and treat them like a gentleman would. Then she'll expect the same from the men in her future!",824000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Right, right, right, right. According to Judy Kleinsmith, a professional freelance writer, fathers should take their daughters out on little dinner dates and treat them like a gentleman would. Then she'll expect the same from the men in her future!",right right right right according to judy kleinsmith a professional freelance writer fathers should take their daughters out on little dinner dates and treat them like a gentleman would then shell expect the same from the men in her future,40 +152919,547,195,Homer Simpson: (CAN'T BELIEVE HIS GOOD LUCK) Wait. Let me get this straight. Sit and eat? That's my punishment?,839000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Wait. Let me get this straight. Sit and eat? That's my punishment?,wait let me get this straight sit and eat thats my punishment,12 +152920,547,196,Marge Simpson: It's not a punishment. But you can't just eat dinner. You have to be gentlemanly and attentive.,843000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not a punishment. But you can't just eat dinner. You have to be gentlemanly and attentive.,its not a punishment but you cant just eat dinner you have to be gentlemanly and attentive,17 +152921,547,197,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I can fake attentive. I've been watching a football game this whole discussion.",851000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I can fake attentive. I've been watching a football game this whole discussion.",oh i can fake attentive ive been watching a football game this whole discussion,14 +152922,547,198,Marge Simpson: Not fake attentive. Real attentive.,855000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Not fake attentive. Real attentive.,not fake attentive real attentive,5 +152923,547,199,"Homer Simpson: Okay, okay. We'll make it fun. I'll take her to that crab place. All the crabs you could smash.",858000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, okay. We'll make it fun. I'll take her to that crab place. All the crabs you could smash.",okay okay well make it fun ill take her to that crab place all the crabs you could smash,19 +152924,547,200,Marge Simpson: You know Lisa's a vegetarian.,865000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You know Lisa's a vegetarian.,you know lisas a vegetarian,5 +152926,547,202,"Marge Simpson: (FRUSTRATED) No! Homer, you can't just do the things you want to do. You have to act like someone you'd want Lisa to marry. If you just act like yourself, she might just... (CATCHING HERSELF NOISE) Oh, you know? (MOANS)",869000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No! Homer, you can't just do the things you want to do. You have to act like someone you'd want Lisa to marry. If you just act like yourself, she might just... Oh, you know?",no homer you cant just do the things you want to do you have to act like someone youd want lisa to marry if you just act like yourself she might just oh you know,35 +152927,547,203,"Homer Simpson: She might marry someone like me? (REALIZING, STUNNED) You think that would be bad!?",883000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,She might marry someone like me? You think that would be bad!?,she might marry someone like me you think that would be bad,12 +152928,547,204,"Marge Simpson: (GENTLY) Homie, I love you. But you can be a challenge, like doing the Daily Jumble.",888000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I love you. But you can be a challenge, like doing the Daily Jumble.",homie i love you but you can be a challenge like doing the daily jumble,15 +152929,547,205,"Homer Simpson: Marge, you are comparing me to the most infuriating thing in the newspaper!",894000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, you are comparing me to the most infuriating thing in the newspaper!",marge you are comparing me to the most infuriating thing in the newspaper,13 +152930,547,206,"Marge Simpson: Well, I was just trying to--",899000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I was just trying to--",well i was just trying to--,6 +152931,547,207,Homer Simpson: (COLDLY) I'm sleeping on Flanders' couch tonight. Ours is crap.,901000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm sleeping on Flanders' couch tonight. Ours is crap.,im sleeping on flanders couch tonight ours is crap,9 +152932,547,208,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - night - establishing),911000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +152933,547,209,"Homer Simpson: ...so Marge says I gotta ""ask Lisa on a date.""",911000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"...so Marge says I gotta ""ask Lisa on a date.""",so marge says i gotta ask lisa on a date,10 +152934,547,210,"Lenny Leonard: Sure you remember how to ask out a girl, Homer?",913000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Sure you remember how to ask out a girl, Homer?",sure you remember how to ask out a girl homer,10 +152935,547,211,"Carl Carlson: Yeah, you've been out of the game a long time there.",916000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, you've been out of the game a long time there.",yeah youve been out of the game a long time there,11 +152936,547,212,Moe Szyslak: Hey guys! Lay off Homer!,918000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Hey guys! Lay off Homer!,hey guys lay off homer,5 +152937,547,213,Moe Szyslak: Now you quit stallin' and call your daughter like a man!,919000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Now you quit stallin' and call your daughter like a man!,now you quit stallin and call your daughter like a man,11 +152938,547,214,Homer Simpson: (GROANS) Feels weird.,922000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Feels weird.,feels weird,2 +152939,547,215,Carl Carlson: Just ask your daughter to have dinner with you. What is the big deal?,925000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Just ask your daughter to have dinner with you. What is the big deal?,just ask your daughter to have dinner with you what is the big deal,14 +152940,547,216,Carl Carlson: (SQUEALS) He's doing it! He's calling a girl!,929000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,He's doing it! He's calling a girl!,hes doing it hes calling a girl,7 +152941,547,217,"Lenny Leonard: (QUIETLY) Omigod, omigod, omigod!",931000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Omigod, omigod, omigod!",omigod omigod omigod,3 +152942,547,218,"Homer Simpson: Oh, It's ringing!",931000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, It's ringing!",oh its ringing,3 +152943,547,219,"Lenny Leonard: (LOUDER) Omigod, omigod, omigod!",934000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Omigod, omigod, omigod!",omigod omigod omigod,3 +152944,547,220,Lisa Simpson: (OVER THE PHONE) Hello?,935000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Hello?,hello,1 +152945,547,221,"Homer Simpson: (SUDDENLY NERVOUS) Uh, Hello. Lisa. I know your brother and... (FRUSTRATED MOAN)",936000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Uh, Hello. Lisa. I know your brother and...",uh hello lisa i know your brother and,8 +152946,547,222,"Homer Simpson: Stupid, stupid, stupid!",940000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Stupid, stupid, stupid!",stupid stupid stupid,3 +152947,547,223,"Carl Carlson: Calm down, calm down! She doesn't know it's you.",942000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Calm down, calm down! She doesn't know it's you.",calm down calm down she doesnt know its you,9 +152948,547,224,Carl Carlson: (SCREAMS) Hide! Hide!,945000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Hide! Hide!,hide hide,2 +152949,547,225,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, hello? Oh, sure, Liser, your Dad's right here.",948000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Uh, hello? Oh, sure, Liser, your Dad's right here.",uh hello oh sure liser your dads right here,9 +152950,547,226,Lisa Simpson: (ON PHONE) Dad? Did you just call?,954000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Dad? Did you just call?,dad did you just call,5 +152951,547,227,"Homer Simpson: Uh, yeah. Hey, listen, your mom thinks that maybe you and I should have dinner together, sometime...",956000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Uh, yeah. Hey, listen, your mom thinks that maybe you and I should have dinner together, sometime...",uh yeah hey listen your mom thinks that maybe you and i should have dinner together sometime,17 +152952,547,228,Lisa Simpson: Just the two of us?,964000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Just the two of us?,just the two of us,5 +152953,547,229,"Homer Simpson: (SMALL LAUGH) Yeah, I knew you'd think it's dumb--",965000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, I knew you'd think it's dumb--",yeah i knew youd think its dumb--,7 +152954,547,230,Lisa Simpson: I'd love that. See you tonight!,967000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I'd love that. See you tonight!,id love that see you tonight,6 +152955,547,231,Homer Simpson: Woo-hoo! I got a date with my daughter!,971000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Woo-hoo! I got a date with my daughter!,woo-hoo i got a date with my daughter,8 +152956,547,232,"Cletus Spuckler: Yeah, we all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.",972000,TRUE,1413,15,Cletus Spuckler,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, we all been there. No need to act like you just invented air conditioning.",yeah we all been there no need to act like you just invented air conditioning,15 +152957,547,233,(Springfield Police Station: Ext. springfield police station - day - establishing),980000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +152958,547,234,(Springfield Police Station: Int. police station - a little later),980000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +152959,547,235,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) So you see, Chief, Snake wasn't stealing that stuff out of greed. He was stealing it to thank me.",980000,TRUE,8,192,Bart Simpson,Springfield Police Station,"So you see, Chief, Snake wasn't stealing that stuff out of greed. He was stealing it to thank me.",so you see chief snake wasnt stealing that stuff out of greed he was stealing it to thank me,19 +152960,547,236,"Chief Wiggum: Plea denied! (CALLS O.S.) Warm up the electric chair, Lou!",987000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Plea denied! Warm up the electric chair, Lou!",plea denied warm up the electric chair lou,8 +152961,547,237,Chief Wiggum: (AGGRAVATED MOAN) You're not done yet?,991000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,You're not done yet?,youre not done yet,4 +152962,547,238,"Lou: The instructions are in Swedish, Chief. We got this from ""IKILLYA.""",993000,TRUE,91,192,Lou,Springfield Police Station,"The instructions are in Swedish, Chief. We got this from ""IKILLYA.""",the instructions are in swedish chief we got this from ikillya,11 +152963,547,239,"Snake Jailbird: Yo, I totally speak Swedish.",997000,TRUE,518,192,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Police Station,"Yo, I totally speak Swedish.",yo i totally speak swedish,5 +152964,547,240,Chief Wiggum: Fluently?,999000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,Fluently?,fluently,1 +152965,547,241,"Snake Jailbird: (SARCASTIC) Um, ja.",1000000,TRUE,518,192,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Police Station,"Um, ja.",um ja,2 +152966,547,242,"Chief Wiggum: Uh, do what he says, Lou.",1001000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Uh, do what he says, Lou.",uh do what he says lou,6 +152967,547,243,Lou: But Chief...,1003000,TRUE,91,192,Lou,Springfield Police Station,But Chief...,but chief,2 +152968,547,244,Chief Wiggum: (MOCKING) But-but-but... quit arguing and give him the little wrench.,1003000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,But-but-but... quit arguing and give him the little wrench.,but-but-but quit arguing and give him the little wrench,9 +152969,547,245,"Chief Wiggum: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Let him out, Lou. Let him out!",1007000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Let him out, Lou. Let him out!",ow ow ow ow let him out lou let him out,11 +152970,547,246,"Lou: But Chief, we've got guns, he's got a little wrench.",1010000,TRUE,91,192,Lou,Springfield Police Station,"But Chief, we've got guns, he's got a little wrench.",but chief weve got guns hes got a little wrench,10 +152971,547,247,Chief Wiggum: It's cold!,1012000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,It's cold!,its cold,2 +152972,547,248,"Lou: (SIGHS, THEN QUIETLY) All right.",1014000,TRUE,91,192,Lou,Springfield Police Station,All right.,all right,2 +152973,547,249,"Snake Jailbird: Thanks for coming down, Bart. (MEANINGFUL) You won't need to save me a third time.",1020000,TRUE,518,192,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Police Station,"Thanks for coming down, Bart. You won't need to save me a third time.",thanks for coming down bart you wont need to save me a third time,14 +152974,547,250,Bart Simpson: (HOPEFULLY) You're going straight?,1024000,TRUE,8,192,Bart Simpson,Springfield Police Station,You're going straight?,youre going straight,3 +152975,547,251,"Snake Jailbird: If I get caught, it's suicide by cop.",1025000,TRUE,518,192,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Police Station,"If I get caught, it's suicide by cop.",if i get caught its suicide by cop,8 +152976,547,252,"Chief Wiggum: Oh, I don't like the sound of that.",1028000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Oh, I don't like the sound of that.",oh i dont like the sound of that,8 +152977,547,253,"Snake Jailbird: It means I get you to shoot me, dude.",1030000,TRUE,518,192,Snake Jailbird,Springfield Police Station,"It means I get you to shoot me, dude.",it means i get you to shoot me dude,9 +152978,547,254,"Chief Wiggum: Yeah, still sounds like a lot of paperwork.",1032000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Yeah, still sounds like a lot of paperwork.",yeah still sounds like a lot of paperwork,8 +152979,547,255,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - bathroom - evening),1037000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152980,547,256,Marge Simpson: (READS) Hair volumizer... Cologne?,1037000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Hair volumizer... Cologne?,hair volumizer cologne,3 +152981,547,257,"Homer Simpson: (SERIOUS) Hello, Marjorie.",1040000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hello, Marjorie.",hello marjorie,2 +152982,547,258,Marge Simpson: Homie! You look like an N.B.A. coach!,1043000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie! You look like an N.B.A. coach!,homie you look like an nba coach,7 +152983,547,259,"Homer Simpson: (HAUGHTY) Yes, well it's a special evening. And I thought it best not to look like a monkey.",1046000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, well it's a special evening. And I thought it best not to look like a monkey.",yes well its a special evening and i thought it best not to look like a monkey,17 +152984,547,260,Marge Simpson: (IMPRESSED MURMUR),1046000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152985,547,261,"Homer Simpson: (SERIOUS) Don't worry. I won't embarrass you. I will put my napkin in my lap. I will use the utensils provided for me. And if our food is slow in coming I will (AIR QUOTES) ""blow my stack"" in a manner befitting the Earl of Yarborough.",1052000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't worry. I won't embarrass you. I will put my napkin in my lap. I will use the utensils provided for me. And if our food is slow in coming I will ""blow my stack"" in a manner befitting the Earl of Yarborough.",dont worry i wont embarrass you i will put my napkin in my lap i will use the utensils provided for me and if our food is slow in coming i will blow my stack in a manner befitting the earl of yarborough,43 +152986,547,262,"Marge Simpson: All right, you've made your point.",1067000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, you've made your point.",all right youve made your point,6 +152987,547,263,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I can't screw this up or Lisa will get stuck with someone like me.",1069000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, I can't screw this up or Lisa will get stuck with someone like me.",hey i cant screw this up or lisa will get stuck with someone like me,15 +153051,548,15,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, pepperoni!",65000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooh, pepperoni!",ooh pepperoni,2 +152988,547,264,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I don't have a problem with you. (NOTICING) Except your buttons are off one.... (HELPING HIM) Actually, this is a collar button... see? It goes like this... (FIDGETING NOISES)",1074000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, I don't have a problem with you. Except your buttons are off one.... Actually, this is a collar button... see? It goes like this...",homie i dont have a problem with you except your buttons are off one actually this is a collar button see it goes like this,25 +152989,547,265,Homer Simpson: (FRUSTRATED GROAN) Is there no end to your fault-finding?!,1084000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Is there no end to your fault-finding?!,is there no end to your fault-finding,7 +152990,547,266,"Homer Simpson: Maggie, help me with this shirt.",1088000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Maggie, help me with this shirt.",maggie help me with this shirt,6 +152991,547,267,Marge Simpson: (MOANS),1088000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +152992,547,268,(The Gilded Truffle Restaurant: Int. GILDED TRUFFLE - evening),1092000,FALSE,NA,541,NA,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +152993,547,269,Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLING),1092000,FALSE,9,541,Lisa Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +152994,547,270,"Lisa Simpson: So, Mr. Burns never realized it was Maggie who saved the plant?",1092000,TRUE,9,541,Lisa Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"So, Mr. Burns never realized it was Maggie who saved the plant?",so mr burns never realized it was maggie who saved the plant,12 +152995,547,271,"Homer Simpson: Nope. Now, how's that drink? Can I Temple up that Shirley?",1097000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Nope. Now, how's that drink? Can I Temple up that Shirley?",nope now hows that drink can i temple up that shirley,11 +152996,547,272,Lisa Simpson: I'm fine. (GIGGLES),1101000,TRUE,9,541,Lisa Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,I'm fine.,im fine,2 +152997,547,273,"Waiter: (SNOOTY, SLIGHT ACCENT) Well, have we decided?",1104000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Well, have we decided?",well have we decided,4 +152998,547,274,"Homer Simpson: Uh, yeah, help me out here. What is the ""normal amount"" of entrees per person?",1105000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Uh, yeah, help me out here. What is the ""normal amount"" of entrees per person?",uh yeah help me out here what is the normal amount of entrees per person,15 +152999,547,275,"Waiter: Eh, one, sir.",1110000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Eh, one, sir.",eh one sir,3 +153000,547,276,Homer Simpson: I mean for adults!,1112000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,I mean for adults!,i mean for adults,4 +153001,547,277,Waiter: One.,1113000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,One.,one,1 +153002,547,278,Homer Simpson: No. I mean for adult males.,1114000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,No. I mean for adult males.,no i mean for adult males,6 +153003,547,279,"Waiter: Yes. I repeat, one.",1117000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Yes. I repeat, one.",yes i repeat one,4 +153004,547,280,"Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) All right, I'll have the lasagna.",1119000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"All right, I'll have the lasagna.",all right ill have the lasagna,6 +153005,547,281,Waiter: All right. Meat or vegetarian?,1121000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,All right. Meat or vegetarian?,all right meat or vegetarian,5 +153006,547,282,"Homer Simpson: Oh, uh. (MOANS, SADLY) Vegetarian. (LOUD WHISPER) Can the red sauce be cow blood?",1124000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Oh, uh. Vegetarian. Can the red sauce be cow blood?",oh uh vegetarian can the red sauce be cow blood,10 +153007,547,283,Waiter: We'll see what we can do.,1130000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,We'll see what we can do.,well see what we can do,6 +153008,547,284,Lisa Simpson: (LOOKING OFF) Is that Mom?,1132000,TRUE,9,541,Lisa Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,Is that Mom?,is that mom,3 +153009,547,285,"Marge Simpson: Homer, could you come with me for a minute?",1134000,TRUE,1,541,Marge Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Homer, could you come with me for a minute?",homer could you come with me for a minute,9 +153010,547,286,"Homer Simpson: Marge please, control your jealousy. This is your daughter!",1137000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Marge please, control your jealousy. This is your daughter!",marge please control your jealousy this is your daughter,9 +153011,547,287,Marge Simpson: (FIRMLY) We need to have a conversation in loud whispers.,1140000,TRUE,1,541,Marge Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,We need to have a conversation in loud whispers.,we need to have a conversation in loud whispers,9 +153012,547,288,"Homer Simpson: Um. Excuse me, Lisa.",1144000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Um. Excuse me, Lisa.",um excuse me lisa,4 +153013,547,289,Homer Simpson: A friend from high school.,1145000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,A friend from high school.,a friend from high school,5 +153014,547,290,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I felt terrible when you said I felt ""stuck"" with you. But then, I realized: I am stuck with you. I couldn't stop loving you if I tried.",1149000,TRUE,1,541,Marge Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Homie, I felt terrible when you said I felt ""stuck"" with you. But then, I realized: I am stuck with you. I couldn't stop loving you if I tried.",homie i felt terrible when you said i felt stuck with you but then i realized i am stuck with you i couldnt stop loving you if i tried,29 +153015,547,291,"Homer Simpson: I'm sorry, that's all very nice. But I can't forget what you said.",1160000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"I'm sorry, that's all very nice. But I can't forget what you said.",im sorry thats all very nice but i cant forget what you said,13 +153016,547,292,"Marge Simpson: I know, Homie. I know you well enough to know you're not ready to forgive me yet. But I also know you well enough to know that this will work.",1165000,TRUE,1,541,Marge Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"I know, Homie. I know you well enough to know you're not ready to forgive me yet. But I also know you well enough to know that this will work.",i know homie i know you well enough to know youre not ready to forgive me yet but i also know you well enough to know that this will work,30 +153017,547,293,Homer Simpson: Where'd you get that dress?,1175000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,Where'd you get that dress?,whered you get that dress,5 +153018,547,294,"Marge Simpson: Remember that sewing machine you say I never use? Well, I sold it and bought this dress!",1178000,TRUE,1,541,Marge Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Remember that sewing machine you say I never use? Well, I sold it and bought this dress!",remember that sewing machine you say i never use well i sold it and bought this dress,17 +153019,547,295,Homer Simpson: Wow. Wow. That looks just like the dress you wore on Project Runway.,1184000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,Wow. Wow. That looks just like the dress you wore on Project Runway.,wow wow that looks just like the dress you wore on project runway,13 +153020,547,296,Marge Simpson: Sh-sh-sh!,1189000,TRUE,1,541,Marge Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,Sh-sh-sh!,sh-sh-sh,1 +153021,547,297,"Homer Simpson: Oh, right. I mean, this looks like a dress from a local Springfield store. All is forgiven. Let's have dinner.",1191000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Oh, right. I mean, this looks like a dress from a local Springfield store. All is forgiven. Let's have dinner.",oh right i mean this looks like a dress from a local springfield store all is forgiven lets have dinner,20 +153022,547,298,"Lisa Simpson: (POLITE COUGH) Dad, I believe we were on a date.",1203000,TRUE,9,541,Lisa Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Dad, I believe we were on a date.",dad i believe we were on a date,8 +153023,547,299,"Marge Simpson: Oh, of course. You're right, honey. I'll just um, I'll park it at the bar.",1205000,TRUE,1,541,Marge Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Oh, of course. You're right, honey. I'll just um, I'll park it at the bar.",oh of course youre right honey ill just um ill park it at the bar,15 +153024,547,300,"Jimbo Jones: Well, hello!",1212000,TRUE,144,541,Jimbo Jones,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Well, hello!",well hello,2 +153025,547,301,"Waiter: And your lasagna with cow blood, sir.",1215000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"And your lasagna with cow blood, sir.",and your lasagna with cow blood sir,7 +153026,547,302,"Homer Simpson: Thanks, Frenchy.",1218000,TRUE,2,541,Homer Simpson,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Thanks, Frenchy.",thanks frenchy,2 +153027,547,303,"Waiter: I'm not French, just pissy.",1219000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"I'm not French, just pissy.",im not french just pissy,5 +153028,547,304,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield elementary - cafeteria - day),1225000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153029,547,305,Lisa Simpson: Lucas! You're not competitive eating anymore?,1225000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Lucas! You're not competitive eating anymore?,lucas youre not competitive eating anymore,6 +153030,547,306,"Lucas: No, I realized that was unrealistic.",1228000,TRUE,6552,3,Lucas,Springfield Elementary School,"No, I realized that was unrealistic.",no i realized that was unrealistic,6 +153031,547,307,"Lisa Simpson: Well, that's a relief.",1231000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Well, that's a relief.",well thats a relief,4 +153032,547,308,Lucas: My new goal is to become whatever Adele is.,1232000,TRUE,6552,3,Lucas,Springfield Elementary School,My new goal is to become whatever Adele is.,my new goal is to become whatever adele is,9 +153033,547,309,"Lucas: Just call me ""Pound-Uca-Dollar.""",1235000,TRUE,6552,3,Lucas,Springfield Elementary School,"Just call me ""Pound-Uca-Dollar.""",just call me pound-uca-dollar,4 +153034,547,310,Lisa Simpson: What if I just taught you how to whistle?,1235000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,What if I just taught you how to whistle?,what if i just taught you how to whistle,9 +153035,547,311,Lucas: You know how to whistle? Like with your mouth? (WHISTLES) Hey I'm doing it! I sound just like a bird!,1240000,TRUE,6552,3,Lucas,Springfield Elementary School,You know how to whistle? Like with your mouth? Hey I'm doing it! I sound just like a bird!,you know how to whistle like with your mouth hey im doing it i sound just like a bird,19 +153036,548,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - MORNING - ESTABLISHING (the present)),30000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153037,548,1,Marge Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),30000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153038,548,2,Marge Simpson: (HOPING AGAINST HOPE) Please let it be a bear that did this.,30000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Please let it be a bear that did this.,please let it be a bear that did this,9 +153039,548,3,"Homer Simpson: (MOAN OF GREAT PAIN) Oh, how much did I eat?!",35000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, how much did I eat?!",oh how much did i eat,6 +153040,548,4,Homer Simpson: (MOANS),35000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153041,548,5,"Marge Simpson: Homie, you can't keep doing this to yourself.",38000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie, you can't keep doing this to yourself.",homie you cant keep doing this to yourself,8 +153042,548,6,Homer Simpson: Pfft! I'm as healthy as a horse.,41000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Pfft! I'm as healthy as a horse.,pfft im as healthy as a horse,7 +153043,548,7,Marge Simpson: Horses only live thirty years!,43000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Horses only live thirty years!,horses only live thirty years,5 +153044,548,8,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED HORSE NOISE),43000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153045,548,9,Marge Simpson: (SAD SIGH),43000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153046,548,10,Marge Simpson: If you could just ease up on the eating after three a.m. (VOICE TRAILING) That's all I ask...,48000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,If you could just ease up on the eating after three a.m. That's all I ask...,if you could just ease up on the eating after three am thats all i ask,16 +153047,548,11,"Homer Simpson: (RISING) Marge is right. I'm gonna walk upstairs, take her in my arms and tell her my good health starts now.",54000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge is right. I'm gonna walk upstairs, take her in my arms and tell her my good health starts now.",marge is right im gonna walk upstairs take her in my arms and tell her my good health starts now,20 +153048,548,12,Homer Simpson: Legs pumping! Blood flowing!,62000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Legs pumping! Blood flowing!,legs pumping blood flowing,4 +153049,548,13,Homer Simpson: Two at a time! (IN PAIN) Heart exploding.,65000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Two at a time! Heart exploding.,two at a time heart exploding,6 +153050,548,14,Homer Simpson: (FALLING DOWNSTAIRS NOISES),65000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153052,548,16,Homer Simpson: All that's left are clever last words.,73000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,All that's left are clever last words.,all thats left are clever last words,7 +153053,548,17,(First Church of Springfield: Ext. church - day),80000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +153054,548,18,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: So we mourn the loss of Homer J. Simpson, beloved husband, father and poorly-informed sports fan.",80000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"So we mourn the loss of Homer J. Simpson, beloved husband, father and poorly-informed sports fan.",so we mourn the loss of homer j simpson beloved husband father and poorly-informed sports fan,16 +153055,548,19,"Lenny Leonard: (SOMBER) All he did was yell ""traveling"" at the screen.",89000,TRUE,165,131,Lenny Leonard,First Church of Springfield,"All he did was yell ""traveling"" at the screen.",all he did was yell traveling at the screen,9 +153056,548,20,"Moe Szyslak: Midge, uh, condolences on your bereavement there. (SITS NEXT TO MARGE) If, uh y'know, after a respectful period of grief and whatnot, uh, yous would like to have some coffee... please give a call. Yeah.",92000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,"Midge, uh, condolences on your bereavement there. If, uh y'know, after a respectful period of grief and whatnot, uh, yous would like to have some coffee... please give a call. Yeah.",midge uh condolences on your bereavement there if uh yknow after a respectful period of grief and whatnot uh yous would like to have some coffee please give a call yeah,31 +153057,548,21,"Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Thank you, Moe.",103000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Thank you, Moe.",thank you moe,3 +153058,548,22,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Stop! Stop with the wailing and the gnashing, and the (GLAVEN-LIKE MURMUR). Homer is not dead! I have made a copy!",103000,TRUE,442,131,Professor Jonathan Frink,First Church of Springfield,"Stop! Stop with the wailing and the gnashing, and the . Homer is not dead! I have made a copy!",stop stop with the wailing and the gnashing and the homer is not dead i have made a copy,19 +153059,548,23,Homer Simpson: I'm number two!,112000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,I'm number two!,im number two,3 +153060,548,24,"Marge Simpson: (RUNS UP, HUGS HIM) You're alive! (PULLS BACK A LITTLE) But how?",115000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,You're alive! But how?,youre alive but how,4 +153061,548,25,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Uh, well, ahem-glaven, I was able to put Homer's memories in the body of a clone, identical to the original in every way. I wanted to clone a sheep, but I needed to start with something simpler, which he is because his brain is (FRINK NOISE).",117000,TRUE,442,131,Professor Jonathan Frink,First Church of Springfield,"Uh, well, ahem-glaven, I was able to put Homer's memories in the body of a clone, identical to the original in every way. I wanted to clone a sheep, but I needed to start with something simpler, which he is because his brain is .",uh well ahem-glaven i was able to put homers memories in the body of a clone identical to the original in every way i wanted to clone a sheep but i needed to start with something simpler which he is because his brain is,44 +153062,548,26,"Lisa Simpson: (TOUCHED) Oh Dad, you're back! Just in time for my recital!",132000,TRUE,9,131,Lisa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Oh Dad, you're back! Just in time for my recital!",oh dad youre back just in time for my recital,10 +153063,548,27,Homer Simpson: (MUTTERS) Somebody kill me.,137000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Somebody kill me.,somebody kill me,3 +153064,548,28,"Marge Simpson: Now Homie, I hope you'll use this second chance to live a more sensible life.",138000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Now Homie, I hope you'll use this second chance to live a more sensible life.",now homie i hope youll use this second chance to live a more sensible life,15 +153065,548,29,"Homer Simpson: Amen, baby! Did you make potato salad for the wake?",142000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Amen, baby! Did you make potato salad for the wake?",amen baby did you make potato salad for the wake,10 +153066,548,30,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED) Yes.,145000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Yes.,yes,1 +153067,548,31,Bart Simpson: That man sure loved potato salad.,149000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,That man sure loved potato salad.,that man sure loved potato salad,6 +153068,548,32,"Moe Szyslak: Oh heya Midge, uh, here we are again, huh? (SMALL LAUGH) And, uh, here. My new card.",152000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,"Oh heya Midge, uh, here we are again, huh? And, uh, here. My new card.",oh heya midge uh here we are again huh and uh here my new card,15 +153069,548,33,Homer Simpson: I'm back! Comin' through!,162000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,I'm back! Comin' through!,im back comin through,4 +153070,548,34,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Yeah, I can die all I want -- Frink's got Homers like the Tuileries has park benches. Huh? Wonder where I picked that up.",163000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Yeah, I can die all I want -- Frink's got Homers like the Tuileries has park benches. Huh? Wonder where I picked that up.",yeah i can die all i want -- frinks got homers like the tuileries has park benches huh wonder where i picked that up,24 +153071,548,35,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh, I implanted a western history chip but all you retained were the places to sit down.",172000,TRUE,442,131,Professor Jonathan Frink,First Church of Springfield,"Oh, I implanted a western history chip but all you retained were the places to sit down.",oh i implanted a western history chip but all you retained were the places to sit down,17 +153072,548,36,Sideshow Mel: (IMPRESSED) Noice!,176000,TRUE,699,131,Sideshow Mel,First Church of Springfield,Noice!,noice,1 +153073,548,37,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer, you'll be all right. But no solid food for two weeks.",193000,TRUE,332,131,Dr. Julius Hibbert,First Church of Springfield,"Homer, you'll be all right. But no solid food for two weeks.",homer youll be all right but no solid food for two weeks,12 +153074,548,38,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED MOAN) Two weeks?,198000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Two weeks?,two weeks,2 +153101,548,65,Marge Simpson: No! I'm throwing you out of the house! You can live with your no-good son.,346000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No! I'm throwing you out of the house! You can live with your no-good son.,no im throwing you out of the house you can live with your no-good son,15 +153075,548,39,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: We are gathered here to mourn the passing of yet another Homer Simpson. Beloved father... precious memories... local character... etcetera. (CHIPPER) Okay, we're ready for the crematorium bot.",206000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"We are gathered here to mourn the passing of yet another Homer Simpson. Beloved father... precious memories... local character... etcetera. Okay, we're ready for the crematorium bot.",we are gathered here to mourn the passing of yet another homer simpson beloved father precious memories local character etcetera okay were ready for the crematorium bot,27 +153076,548,40,Homer Simpson: Wait a minute!,229000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Wait a minute!,wait a minute,3 +153077,548,41,Grampa Simpson: (WAKING UP NOISES),229000,FALSE,31,131,Grampa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +153078,548,42,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Don't go far, Cremo.",238000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"Don't go far, Cremo.",dont go far cremo,4 +153079,548,43,"Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE BORED) Oh, Moe. Are we doing this again?",239000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Oh, Moe. Are we doing this again?",oh moe are we doing this again,7 +153080,548,44,Moe Szyslak: You know what? No! I'm tired of getting my hopes up here. You and your immortal husband can go take a flying leap. Eh?!,243000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,You know what? No! I'm tired of getting my hopes up here. You and your immortal husband can go take a flying leap. Eh?!,you know what no im tired of getting my hopes up here you and your immortal husband can go take a flying leap eh,24 +153081,548,45,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (SADLY) Um, I am so very sorry, but, uh, this time I could not bring Homer back to life.",249000,TRUE,442,131,Professor Jonathan Frink,First Church of Springfield,"Um, I am so very sorry, but, uh, this time I could not bring Homer back to life.",um i am so very sorry but uh this time i could not bring homer back to life,18 +153082,548,46,Lisa Simpson: Wha--?!,255000,TRUE,9,131,Lisa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Wha--?!,wha--,1 +153083,548,47,"Moe Szyslak: (MUTTERING) Stupid Moe, you just had to act like yourself, didn't ya, ya jackass.",256000,TRUE,17,131,Moe Szyslak,First Church of Springfield,"Stupid Moe, you just had to act like yourself, didn't ya, ya jackass.",stupid moe you just had to act like yourself didnt ya ya jackass,13 +153084,548,48,Professor Jonathan Frink: All is not lost! I was able to download Homer's brain into this flash drive. It'll have to do.,264000,TRUE,442,131,Professor Jonathan Frink,First Church of Springfield,All is not lost! I was able to download Homer's brain into this flash drive. It'll have to do.,all is not lost i was able to download homers brain into this flash drive itll have to do,19 +153085,548,49,Homer Simpson: Yo. Where's my body?,270000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Yo. Where's my body?,yo wheres my body,4 +153086,548,50,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh, you used up all your clones, you fat, fat, fat reckless, fat pig! From now on you're just going to be a face on a monitor. So, enjoy screensaver mode.",272000,TRUE,442,131,Professor Jonathan Frink,First Church of Springfield,"Oh, you used up all your clones, you fat, fat, fat reckless, fat pig! From now on you're just going to be a face on a monitor. So, enjoy screensaver mode.",oh you used up all your clones you fat fat fat reckless fat pig from now on youre just going to be a face on a monitor so enjoy screensaver mode,31 +153087,548,51,"Homer Simpson: Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Ooh, corner! Ba-donk!",282000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Bonk! Bonk! Bonk! Ooh, corner! Ba-donk!",bonk bonk bonk ooh corner ba-donk,6 +153088,548,52,"Marge Simpson: Let me just say this once: (LOUD AGGRAVATED SCREAM, THEN CALM:) I'm good.",286000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Let me just say this once: I'm good.,let me just say this once im good,8 +153089,548,53,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - day - establishing),297000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153090,548,54,"Homer Simpson: Hey kids, wanna chase Grandpa Homer around the house?",297000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey kids, wanna chase Grandpa Homer around the house?",hey kids wanna chase grandpa homer around the house,9 +153091,548,55,Kirk Van Houten: I do! / Yay!,301000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,I do! / Yay!,i do yay,3 +153092,548,56,"Marge Simpson: (SADLY) After thirty-five years of wifely obedience, I'm married to a face on a screen.",307000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"After thirty-five years of wifely obedience, I'm married to a face on a screen.",after thirty-five years of wifely obedience im married to a face on a screen,14 +153093,548,57,"Homer Simpson: It's not exactly fun and games for me either, Marge.",313000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's not exactly fun and games for me either, Marge.",its not exactly fun and games for me either marge,10 +153094,548,58,"Homer Simpson: (THEN) Oooh, ""Goody Gobble""!",315000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oooh, ""Goody Gobble""!",oooh goody gobble,3 +153095,548,59,"Homer Simpson: (CHOMPING NOISES, THEN) Woo-hoo, liquid center power-up!",319000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Woo-hoo, liquid center power-up!",woo-hoo liquid center power-up,4 +153096,548,60,"Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) How are you, Milhouse?",323000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"How are you, Milhouse?",how are you milhouse,4 +153097,548,61,"Adult Milhouse: Things aren't great with Lisa. If it wasn't for that squirrel that eats our bird food, we'd have nothing to talk about.",325000,TRUE,5959,5,Adult Milhouse,Simpson Home,"Things aren't great with Lisa. If it wasn't for that squirrel that eats our bird food, we'd have nothing to talk about.",things arent great with lisa if it wasnt for that squirrel that eats our bird food wed have nothing to talk about,22 +153099,548,63,"Homer Simpson: Uh, Marge? 'Scuse me. Uh, I think I need a reboot.",332000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, Marge? 'Scuse me. Uh, I think I need a reboot.",uh marge scuse me uh i think i need a reboot,11 +153100,548,64,Homer Simpson: Just stick the tip of your pen in that little hole and hold it for fifteen minutes...,340000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Just stick the tip of your pen in that little hole and hold it for fifteen minutes...,just stick the tip of your pen in that little hole and hold it for fifteen minutes,17 +153103,548,67,Marge Simpson: Nothing for thirty years. You're perfect for each other.,350000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Nothing for thirty years. You're perfect for each other.,nothing for thirty years youre perfect for each other,9 +153104,548,68,"Homer Simpson: No, no, no! Don't pull me out before you click eject! That hurts like a mother--",353000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, no, no! Don't pull me out before you click eject! That hurts like a mother--",no no no dont pull me out before you click eject that hurts like a mother--,16 +153105,548,69,(LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY: ext. lofts at springfield elementary - day - establishing),361000,FALSE,NA,4339,NA,LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,NA,NA,NA +153106,548,70,(BART'S APARTMENT: int. bart's apartment - continuous),361000,FALSE,NA,4340,NA,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153108,548,72,"Homer Simpson: Son, can you put me in 3-D for a second?",362000,TRUE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,"Son, can you put me in 3-D for a second?",son can you put me in 3-d for a second,10 +153109,548,73,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little! I'll teach you to emulate my sloppiness!,366000,TRUE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,Why you little! I'll teach you to emulate my sloppiness!,why you little ill teach you to emulate my sloppiness,10 +153113,548,77,"Alien: (NORMAL VOICE, OVERFRIENDLY) Hey Bart, great to see you, man! How are you?",379000,TRUE,713,4340,Alien,BART'S APARTMENT,"Hey Bart, great to see you, man! How are you?",hey bart great to see you man how are you,10 +153115,548,79,"JERRY: Oh yeah, she's just getting out of the shower...",385000,TRUE,6555,4340,JERRY,BART'S APARTMENT,"Oh yeah, she's just getting out of the shower...",oh yeah shes just getting out of the shower,9 +153116,548,80,"JERRY: Hey, you're looking good, man. You been working out, or what?",390000,TRUE,6555,4340,JERRY,BART'S APARTMENT,"Hey, you're looking good, man. You been working out, or what?",hey youre looking good man you been working out or what,11 +153118,548,82,"JERRY: You're lucky, man. I have to hit the gym like every day, or I'm like (SCARY ALIEN NOISE)",393000,TRUE,6555,4340,JERRY,BART'S APARTMENT,"You're lucky, man. I have to hit the gym like every day, or I'm like",youre lucky man i have to hit the gym like every day or im like,15 +153119,548,83,"Adult Jenda: (KISSES JERRY) Hey, baby. (TO BOYS) Hurry boys! We're going camping this weekend!",395000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,"Hey, baby. Hurry boys! We're going camping this weekend!",hey baby hurry boys were going camping this weekend,9 +153120,548,84,Bart Simpson: But our thing was camping.,402000,TRUE,8,4340,Bart Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,But our thing was camping.,but our thing was camping,5 +153121,548,85,Adult Jenda: Living out of a car is not camping!,404000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,Living out of a car is not camping!,living out of a car is not camping,8 +153122,548,86,"JERRY: (LAUGHS) That's right, babe.",404000,TRUE,6555,4340,JERRY,BART'S APARTMENT,"That's right, babe.",thats right babe,3 +153124,548,88,"Kirk Van Houten: Goodbye, Daddy!",404000,TRUE,817,4340,Kirk Van Houten,BART'S APARTMENT,"Goodbye, Daddy!",goodbye daddy,2 +153125,548,89,"Adult Jenda: (SWEET) Take care, Bart. (BRUSQUE) Hey! Check's due on the first, whether it's a weekend or not.",413000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,"Take care, Bart. Hey! Check's due on the first, whether it's a weekend or not.",take care bart hey checks due on the first whether its a weekend or not,15 +153127,548,91,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS),419000,FALSE,8,4340,Bart Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153128,548,92,(CRETACEOUS PARK: ext. Cretaceous Park - day - establishing),429000,FALSE,NA,4341,NA,CRETACEOUS PARK,NA,NA,NA +153129,548,93,"DINOSAUR TRAINER: (SUPER UPBEAT) Okay everyone, Jolly did a great job standing on her hind legs! What does she get?",429000,TRUE,6557,4341,DINOSAUR TRAINER,CRETACEOUS PARK,"Okay everyone, Jolly did a great job standing on her hind legs! What does she get?",okay everyone jolly did a great job standing on her hind legs what does she get,16 +153130,548,94,Kids: (CHEERING) A goat!,435000,TRUE,39,4341,Kids,CRETACEOUS PARK,A goat!,a goat,2 +153131,548,95,"Adult Nelson: Cheer up, Bart. You're working with dinosaurs!",444000,TRUE,1672,4341,Adult Nelson,CRETACEOUS PARK,"Cheer up, Bart. You're working with dinosaurs!",cheer up bart youre working with dinosaurs,7 +153133,548,97,"Adult Nelson: C'mon, you're free and sleazy. (TEMPTING) I know some ""adult dancers"" that work with my Mom.",449000,TRUE,1672,4341,Adult Nelson,CRETACEOUS PARK,"C'mon, you're free and sleazy. I know some ""adult dancers"" that work with my Mom.",cmon youre free and sleazy i know some adult dancers that work with my mom,15 +153135,548,99,"Adult Nelson: With social security a thing of the past, she can't afford to retire.",456000,TRUE,1672,4341,Adult Nelson,CRETACEOUS PARK,"With social security a thing of the past, she can't afford to retire.",with social security a thing of the past she cant afford to retire,13 +153137,548,101,Adult Nelson: That one Republican is great at gettin' his way.,463000,TRUE,1672,4341,Adult Nelson,CRETACEOUS PARK,That one Republican is great at gettin' his way.,that one republican is great at gettin his way,9 +153138,548,102,(CHARITY SHELTER: ext. charity SHELTER - DAY),470000,FALSE,NA,4342,NA,CHARITY SHELTER,NA,NA,NA +153139,548,103,Zombie: Brains!,470000,TRUE,902,4342,Zombie,CHARITY SHELTER,Brains!,brains,1 +153141,548,105,Terrence: (ZOMBIE-LIKE) Meh.,477000,TRUE,3837,4342,Terrence,CHARITY SHELTER,Meh.,meh,1 +153143,548,107,Adult Milhouse: You weren't answering your phone. I was worried you might have been (SOTTO) bitten.,483000,TRUE,5959,4342,Adult Milhouse,CHARITY SHELTER,You weren't answering your phone. I was worried you might have been bitten.,you werent answering your phone i was worried you might have been bitten,13 +153144,548,108,"Terrence: (OFFENDED) Oh, zombies not able to control selves. All we do bite, bite, bite. You, sir, am racist.",488000,TRUE,3837,4342,Terrence,CHARITY SHELTER,"Oh, zombies not able to control selves. All we do bite, bite, bite. You, sir, am racist.",oh zombies not able to control selves all we do bite bite bite you sir am racist,17 +153145,548,109,"Adult Milhouse: (APOLOGETIC) I'm sure you're one of the good ones. (BEAT) Not to imply that there are any bad ones, of course. But all stereotypes come from a place of--",495000,TRUE,5959,4342,Adult Milhouse,CHARITY SHELTER,"I'm sure you're one of the good ones. Not to imply that there are any bad ones, of course. But all stereotypes come from a place of--",im sure youre one of the good ones not to imply that there are any bad ones of course but all stereotypes come from a place of--,27 +153146,548,110,Terrence: (BITING MILHOUSE NOISE),495000,FALSE,3837,4342,Terrence,CHARITY SHELTER,NA,NA,NA +153147,548,111,Adult Milhouse: (PAINED YELL),495000,FALSE,5959,4342,Adult Milhouse,CHARITY SHELTER,NA,NA,NA +153148,548,112,Terrence: Still meh.,504000,TRUE,3837,4342,Terrence,CHARITY SHELTER,Still meh.,still meh,2 +153149,548,113,(NIGHTCLUB: ext. nightclub - night - establishing),509000,FALSE,NA,1302,NA,NIGHTCLUB,NA,NA,NA +153151,548,115,"Adult Nelson: Dude, it's been two years since the divorce.",511000,TRUE,1672,1302,Adult Nelson,NIGHTCLUB,"Dude, it's been two years since the divorce.",dude its been two years since the divorce,8 +153152,548,116,"Adult Nelson: Ooh, I love your perfume. Can I smell you later?",514000,TRUE,1672,1302,Adult Nelson,NIGHTCLUB,"Ooh, I love your perfume. Can I smell you later?",ooh i love your perfume can i smell you later,10 +153153,548,117,Attractive Woman #1: Why don't you smell me now?,518000,TRUE,4918,1302,Attractive Woman #1,NIGHTCLUB,Why don't you smell me now?,why dont you smell me now,6 +153154,548,118,Adult Nelson: (SEDUCTIVELY) Haw haw.,520000,TRUE,1672,1302,Adult Nelson,NIGHTCLUB,Haw haw.,haw haw,2 +153158,548,122,"Julio: Sir, you have to leave. You're bumming out everyone and you have like a goat beard a-stuck to your shoe.",531000,TRUE,3853,1302,Julio,NIGHTCLUB,"Sir, you have to leave. You're bumming out everyone and you have like a goat beard a-stuck to your shoe.",sir you have to leave youre bumming out everyone and you have like a goat beard a-stuck to your shoe,20 +153159,548,123,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - night),542000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +153162,548,126,(INDUSTRIAL SPACE: int. industrial space - night),564000,FALSE,NA,4343,NA,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,NA,NA,NA +153163,548,127,"Technician: After this procedure, you will have total closure from your divorce.",564000,TRUE,1333,4343,Technician,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,"After this procedure, you will have total closure from your divorce.",after this procedure you will have total closure from your divorce,11 +153165,548,129,Technician: It'll be over before I finish this...sentence.,569000,TRUE,1333,4343,Technician,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,It'll be over before I finish this...sentence.,itll be over before i finish thissentence,7 +153168,548,132,Technician: Put it in the jar.,579000,TRUE,1333,4343,Technician,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,Put it in the jar.,put it in the jar,5 +153169,548,133,(Springfield General Hospital: int. springfield hospital - morning),585000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +153140,548,104,"Adult Lisa: Actually, Terrence, this is a synthetic substance. Devised for zombie vegans, or ""Zegans.""",473000,TRUE,9,4342,Adult Lisa,CHARITY SHELTER,"Actually, Terrence, this is a synthetic substance. Devised for zombie vegans, or ""Zegans.""",actually terrence this is a synthetic substance devised for zombie vegans or zegans,13 +153142,548,106,Adult Lisa: What are you doing here?,481000,TRUE,9,4342,Adult Lisa,CHARITY SHELTER,What are you doing here?,what are you doing here,5 +153170,548,134,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: One more injection in two weeks and you're cured. But until then, you may experience some zombie-ism. (LAUGHS WORRIEDLY)",585000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"One more injection in two weeks and you're cured. But until then, you may experience some zombie-ism.",one more injection in two weeks and youre cured but until then you may experience some zombie-ism,17 +153171,548,135,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: (ZOMBIE VOICE) Brains!,591000,TRUE,6558,264,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Springfield General Hospital,Brains!,brains,1 +153172,548,136,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Those are just teaching brains. They're like the plastic sushi in front of a Japanese restaurant.,593000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,Those are just teaching brains. They're like the plastic sushi in front of a Japanese restaurant.,those are just teaching brains theyre like the plastic sushi in front of a japanese restaurant,16 +153173,548,137,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: (STUNNED) Window-sushi fake?!,598000,TRUE,6558,264,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Springfield General Hospital,Window-sushi fake?!,window-sushi fake,2 +153174,548,138,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (SOMBER) Window-sushi fake.,600000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,Window-sushi fake.,window-sushi fake,2 +153175,548,139,(LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY: Ext. lofts at springfield elementary - morning - establishing),605000,FALSE,NA,4339,NA,LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,NA,NA,NA +153176,548,140,(BART'S APARTMENT: int. bart's apartment - continuous),605000,FALSE,NA,4340,NA,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153178,548,142,"BRUNETTE: (FLIRTY) Hey, passable-looking.",608000,TRUE,6559,4340,BRUNETTE,BART'S APARTMENT,"Hey, passable-looking.",hey passable-looking,2 +153179,548,143,BRUNETTE: Sorry. I'm just a little creeped-out by that screensaver.,610000,TRUE,6559,4340,BRUNETTE,BART'S APARTMENT,Sorry. I'm just a little creeped-out by that screensaver.,sorry im just a little creeped-out by that screensaver,9 +153182,548,146,Homer Simpson: (WHISTLES),615000,FALSE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153183,548,147,Bart Simpson: Wow. Now I see why they call you Miss Hoover.,630000,TRUE,8,4340,Bart Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,Wow. Now I see why they call you Miss Hoover.,wow now i see why they call you miss hoover,10 +153184,548,148,Bart Simpson: You must've been vacuuming for an hour.,633000,TRUE,8,4340,Bart Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,You must've been vacuuming for an hour.,you mustve been vacuuming for an hour,7 +153185,548,149,Miss Hoover: Anything to please my man.,635000,TRUE,464,4340,Miss Hoover,BART'S APARTMENT,Anything to please my man.,anything to please my man,5 +153187,548,151,Alien Woman: (LOUD) Good is not a concept in my culture!,639000,TRUE,6560,4340,Alien Woman,BART'S APARTMENT,Good is not a concept in my culture!,good is not a concept in my culture,8 +153189,548,153,Krusty the Clown: Not just me.,645000,TRUE,139,4340,Krusty the Clown,BART'S APARTMENT,Not just me.,not just me,3 +153190,548,154,"Krusty the Clown: There's Beppo, Boppo, Emmett Kelly the Ninth, Frenchy, Insane Clown Polly, and Commodore Tee-hee.",647000,TRUE,139,4340,Krusty the Clown,BART'S APARTMENT,"There's Beppo, Boppo, Emmett Kelly the Ninth, Frenchy, Insane Clown Polly, and Commodore Tee-hee.",theres beppo boppo emmett kelly the ninth frenchy insane clown polly and commodore tee-hee,14 +153191,548,155,"(Supermarket: Ext. supermarket - futuristic ""swapper jack's"" - day)",655000,FALSE,NA,381,NA,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +153192,548,156,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: (QUICKLY LIKE A HOPEFUL KID) Brains? Brains?,655000,TRUE,6558,381,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Supermarket,Brains? Brains?,brains brains,2 +153194,548,158,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: (SAD GROWL),658000,FALSE,6558,381,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +153195,548,159,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: (STILL QUICK AND HOPEFUL) Spicy Mexican garden brains?,661000,TRUE,6558,381,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Supermarket,Spicy Mexican garden brains?,spicy mexican garden brains,4 +153197,548,161,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: (LOW ZOMBIE GROWLING),664000,FALSE,6558,381,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +153198,548,162,Adult Dolph: Give me your wallet!,664000,TRUE,6561,381,Adult Dolph,Supermarket,Give me your wallet!,give me your wallet,4 +153199,548,163,Adult Milhouse: (ZOMBIE GROWL),664000,FALSE,5959,381,Adult Milhouse,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +153200,548,164,"CHIEF RALPH: (SIREN NOISES, THEN) What seems to be the oopsie here?",673000,TRUE,6562,381,CHIEF RALPH,Supermarket,What seems to be the oopsie here?,what seems to be the oopsie here,7 +153201,548,165,CHIEF RALPH: Yay! I'm fighting crime!,678000,TRUE,6562,381,CHIEF RALPH,Supermarket,Yay! I'm fighting crime!,yay im fighting crime,4 +153202,548,166,CHIEF RALPH: Officer needs backup!,681000,TRUE,6562,381,CHIEF RALPH,Supermarket,Officer needs backup!,officer needs backup,3 +153203,548,167,"CHIEF RALPH: (PROUDLY) There, back up.",684000,TRUE,6562,381,CHIEF RALPH,Supermarket,"There, back up.",there back up,3 +153205,548,169,"ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: No breathing, no asthma.",691000,TRUE,6558,381,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Supermarket,"No breathing, no asthma.",no breathing no asthma,4 +153240,548,204,Adult Maggie: (PLEASED SUCKING NOISES),823000,FALSE,6564,541,Adult Maggie,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +153193,548,157,Adult Lisa: (PULLS OUT PACKAGE) Garden brains.,658000,TRUE,9,381,Adult Lisa,Supermarket,Garden brains.,garden brains,2 +153196,548,160,Adult Lisa: Too much sodium.,664000,TRUE,9,381,Adult Lisa,Supermarket,Too much sodium.,too much sodium,3 +153204,548,168,Adult Lisa: (SWOONING) The old Milhouse would have been helpless with an asthma attack.,688000,TRUE,9,381,Adult Lisa,Supermarket,The old Milhouse would have been helpless with an asthma attack.,the old milhouse would have been helpless with an asthma attack,11 +153207,548,171,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: Brevity soul wit.,697000,TRUE,6558,381,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Supermarket,Brevity soul wit.,brevity soul wit,3 +153208,548,172,(LISA AND MILHOUSE'S KITCHEN: iNT. lISA AND mILHOUSE'S KITCHEN),700000,FALSE,NA,4344,NA,LISA AND MILHOUSE'S KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +153210,548,174,Adult Milhouse: Nothing.,701000,TRUE,5959,4344,Adult Milhouse,LISA AND MILHOUSE'S KITCHEN,Nothing.,nothing,1 +153211,548,175,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - day),705000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153213,548,177,"Marge Simpson: Well, I don't miss his nonsense. There's a lot of stuff he blamed on raccoons that I'm starting to suspect was him.",707000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I don't miss his nonsense. There's a lot of stuff he blamed on raccoons that I'm starting to suspect was him.",well i dont miss his nonsense theres a lot of stuff he blamed on raccoons that im starting to suspect was him,22 +153215,548,179,Marge Simpson: (INTRIGUED NOISE),714000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153216,548,180,TV Announcer: ...the real housewives of Venus.,718000,TRUE,272,5,TV Announcer,Simpson Home,...the real housewives of Venus.,the real housewives of venus,5 +153218,548,182,Marge Simpson: It's only natural to miss a man you buried a hundred and twenty-seven times.,727000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's only natural to miss a man you buried a hundred and twenty-seven times.,its only natural to miss a man you buried a hundred and twenty-seven times,14 +153219,548,183,(BART'S APARTMENT: ext. bart's apartment - hallway - day),744000,FALSE,NA,4340,NA,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153221,548,185,Homer Simpson: 'Bout time!,746000,TRUE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,'Bout time!,bout time,2 +153222,548,186,Homer Simpson: Hey! Where's my junk?,750000,TRUE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,Hey! Where's my junk?,hey wheres my junk,4 +153223,548,187,Homer Simpson: Whew!,757000,TRUE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,Whew!,whew,1 +153225,548,189,Kirk Van Houten: (HAPPY LAUGHTER),759000,FALSE,817,4340,Kirk Van Houten,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153227,548,191,"PICARD: (LISPS) Yeah, but Mom's sad.",765000,TRUE,6563,4340,PICARD,BART'S APARTMENT,"Yeah, but Mom's sad.",yeah but moms sad,4 +153228,548,192,Kirk Van Houten: Jerry moved out.,767000,TRUE,817,4340,Kirk Van Houten,BART'S APARTMENT,Jerry moved out.,jerry moved out,3 +153229,548,193,"Adult Jenda: (SOBS) I thought he was the one, Bart. I just put in a saltwater tank where he could shed his exoskeleton. And now when I walk by it, I feel like a fool.",769000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,"I thought he was the one, Bart. I just put in a saltwater tank where he could shed his exoskeleton. And now when I walk by it, I feel like a fool.",i thought he was the one bart i just put in a saltwater tank where he could shed his exoskeleton and now when i walk by it i feel like a fool,32 +153231,548,195,Adult Jenda: You're just saying that because you have to.,779000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,You're just saying that because you have to.,youre just saying that because you have to,8 +153233,548,197,Adult Jenda: Wow. Wow. You've really grown. We should have dinner sometime.,788000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,Wow. Wow. You've really grown. We should have dinner sometime.,wow wow youve really grown we should have dinner sometime,10 +153235,548,199,Homer Simpson: Sure.,794000,TRUE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,Sure.,sure,1 +153236,548,200,Homer Simpson: Body. To Moe's.,800000,TRUE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,Body. To Moe's.,body to moes,3 +153237,548,201,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - a little later),804000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +153238,548,202,"Barney Gumble: Hey, you're kinda quiet tonight, Homer.",804000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, you're kinda quiet tonight, Homer.",hey youre kinda quiet tonight homer,6 +153239,548,203,(The Gilded Truffle Restaurant: int. Gilded Truffle - later),823000,FALSE,NA,541,NA,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,NA,NA,NA +153224,548,188,Adult Bart: Hello?,759000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,Hello?,hello,1 +153206,548,170,Adult Lisa: (ATTRACTED) I love how you're dropping all your definite articles.,694000,TRUE,9,381,Adult Lisa,Supermarket,I love how you're dropping all your definite articles.,i love how youre dropping all your definite articles,9 +153209,548,173,"Adult Lisa: Uh, what are you cooking?",700000,TRUE,9,4344,Adult Lisa,LISA AND MILHOUSE'S KITCHEN,"Uh, what are you cooking?",uh what are you cooking,5 +153242,548,206,Waiter: (STILL SQUEAKY VOICE) Please enjoy your desserts.,826000,TRUE,171,541,Waiter,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,Please enjoy your desserts.,please enjoy your desserts,4 +153244,548,208,Adult Jenda: Suddenly I want a different dessert.,837000,TRUE,6556,541,Adult Jenda,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,Suddenly I want a different dessert.,suddenly i want a different dessert,6 +153248,548,212,(PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY: Ext. playground behind lofts at springfield elementary - day),848000,FALSE,NA,4345,NA,PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,NA,NA,NA +153249,548,213,"Homer Simpson: (GETTING WHACKED NOISES) Open your stance a little, there. (MORE GETTING WHACKED NOISES; THEN CHUCKLES) Yeah, that's it. Do your worst, kids!",848000,TRUE,2,4345,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,"Open your stance a little, there. Yeah, that's it. Do your worst, kids!",open your stance a little there yeah thats it do your worst kids,13 +153250,548,214,"Homer Simpson: Come on! Hug your Grampa, boys!",857000,TRUE,2,4345,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,"Come on! Hug your Grampa, boys!",come on hug your grampa boys,6 +153251,548,215,Homer Simpson: (OMINOUS) Threat perceived. Terminate! Terminate!,862000,TRUE,2,4345,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,Threat perceived. Terminate! Terminate!,threat perceived terminate terminate,4 +153252,548,216,Homer Simpson: (HEARTY LAUGH) Kids are so afraid of being terminated.,868000,TRUE,2,4345,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,Kids are so afraid of being terminated.,kids are so afraid of being terminated,7 +153253,548,217,"Homer Simpson: Lookin' good, Santa's Little Hybrid.",870000,TRUE,2,4345,Homer Simpson,PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,"Lookin' good, Santa's Little Hybrid.",lookin good santas little hybrid,5 +153254,548,218,"SANTA'S LITTLE HYBRID: (VOICE LIKE GOOFY) Father, what am I?",873000,TRUE,6565,4345,SANTA'S LITTLE HYBRID,PLAYGROUND BEHIND LOFTS AT SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY,"Father, what am I?",father what am i,4 +153255,548,219,(BART'S APARTMENT: Int. Bart's apartment - continuous),875000,FALSE,NA,4340,NA,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153256,548,220,Adult Jenda: Guys... sit down. (BEAT) Our lives are gonna change a little.,875000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,Guys... sit down. Our lives are gonna change a little.,guys sit down our lives are gonna change a little,10 +153257,548,221,PICARD: Uh-oh.,879000,TRUE,6563,4340,PICARD,BART'S APARTMENT,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +153258,548,222,Kirk Van Houten: This is never good.,879000,TRUE,817,4340,Kirk Van Houten,BART'S APARTMENT,This is never good.,this is never good,4 +153259,548,223,Adult Jenda: This is good. Your father and I are gonna try to make it work again. Like a classic rock band whose hold-out member finally needs money.,882000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,This is good. Your father and I are gonna try to make it work again. Like a classic rock band whose hold-out member finally needs money.,this is good your father and i are gonna try to make it work again like a classic rock band whose hold-out member finally needs money,26 +153260,548,224,PICARD: Wow. Everyone's back together except Gramma and Grampa.,889000,TRUE,6563,4340,PICARD,BART'S APARTMENT,Wow. Everyone's back together except Gramma and Grampa.,wow everyones back together except gramma and grampa,8 +153261,548,225,Homer Simpson: (SMOOTHLY) I think that's about to change.,892000,TRUE,2,4340,Homer Simpson,BART'S APARTMENT,I think that's about to change.,i think thats about to change,6 +153262,548,226,(JENDA'S HOUSE: ext. Jenda's house - another morning),899000,FALSE,NA,4346,NA,JENDA'S HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +153263,548,227,"PICARD: Aren't you going to work, Dad?",899000,TRUE,6563,4346,PICARD,JENDA'S HOUSE,"Aren't you going to work, Dad?",arent you going to work dad,6 +153265,548,229,Adult Jenda: They need my help hunting down those self-driving cars that turned evil.,905000,TRUE,6556,4346,Adult Jenda,JENDA'S HOUSE,They need my help hunting down those self-driving cars that turned evil.,they need my help hunting down those self-driving cars that turned evil,12 +153266,548,230,(Car: Int. car - continuous),908000,FALSE,NA,2,NA,Car,NA,NA,NA +153267,548,231,Grampa Simpson: (ANGUISHED) You passed another rest stop!,908000,TRUE,31,2,Grampa Simpson,Car,You passed another rest stop!,you passed another rest stop,5 +153268,548,232,SELF-DRIVING CAR: (GRIM ROBOTIC) I am not stopping again.,911000,TRUE,6566,2,SELF-DRIVING CAR,Car,I am not stopping again.,i am not stopping again,5 +153269,548,233,Grampa Simpson: But I had a large soda!,913000,TRUE,31,2,Grampa Simpson,Car,But I had a large soda!,but i had a large soda,6 +153270,548,234,SELF-DRIVING CAR: (GRIM) I said get the small!,916000,TRUE,6566,2,SELF-DRIVING CAR,Car,I said get the small!,i said get the small,5 +153271,548,235,Grampa Simpson: It was only fifty cents more!,918000,TRUE,31,2,Grampa Simpson,Car,It was only fifty cents more!,it was only fifty cents more,6 +153272,548,236,SELF-DRIVING CAR: (ROBOTIC) Let's play The Quiet Game!,920000,TRUE,6566,2,SELF-DRIVING CAR,Car,Let's play The Quiet Game!,lets play the quiet game,5 +153273,548,237,Grampa Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),920000,FALSE,31,2,Grampa Simpson,Car,NA,NA,NA +153274,548,238,(CRETACEOUS PARK: Ext. Cretaceous Park - day),923000,FALSE,NA,4341,NA,CRETACEOUS PARK,NA,NA,NA +153276,548,240,"Audience: (SCREAMS, THEN LAUGHS)",923000,FALSE,321,4341,Audience,CRETACEOUS PARK,NA,NA,NA +153278,548,242,Audience: (APPRECIATIVE CHUCKLE),931000,FALSE,321,4341,Audience,CRETACEOUS PARK,NA,NA,NA +153280,548,244,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Milhouse, you were supposed to come see me today for your final anti-zombie injection.",948000,TRUE,332,4341,Dr. Julius Hibbert,CRETACEOUS PARK,"Milhouse, you were supposed to come see me today for your final anti-zombie injection.",milhouse you were supposed to come see me today for your final anti-zombie injection,14 +153282,548,246,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: But I'm supposed to be in surgery now, so I guess we're both playing hooky. (CHUCKLES, THEN SERIOUS) But Lisa, if you want Milhouse to return to his old self, then you'd better bring him in for that shot tomorrow.",955000,TRUE,332,4341,Dr. Julius Hibbert,CRETACEOUS PARK,"But I'm supposed to be in surgery now, so I guess we're both playing hooky. But Lisa, if you want Milhouse to return to his old self, then you'd better bring him in for that shot tomorrow.",but im supposed to be in surgery now so i guess were both playing hooky but lisa if you want milhouse to return to his old self then youd better bring him in for that shot tomorrow,37 +153284,548,248,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: (LOW GROWL),965000,FALSE,6558,4341,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,CRETACEOUS PARK,NA,NA,NA +153286,548,250,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (GRIM) I see.,970000,TRUE,332,4341,Dr. Julius Hibbert,CRETACEOUS PARK,I see.,i see,2 +153288,548,252,(JENDA'S APARTMENT: Int. Jenda's APARTMENT - evening),982000,FALSE,NA,4347,NA,JENDA'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153289,548,253,"Adult Jenda: (MATTER-OF-FACT) So, that earring I lost in the teleport? Turns out it's in Florida.",982000,TRUE,6556,4347,Adult Jenda,JENDA'S APARTMENT,"So, that earring I lost in the teleport? Turns out it's in Florida.",so that earring i lost in the teleport turns out its in florida,13 +153291,548,255,"Adult Jenda: (SUSPICIOUS) That's not a listening-to-me ""yes."" You're watching something!",987000,TRUE,6556,4347,Adult Jenda,JENDA'S APARTMENT,"That's not a listening-to-me ""yes."" You're watching something!",thats not a listening-to-me yes youre watching something,8 +153293,548,257,"Adult Jenda: I knew it! This was supposed to be ""us"" time, and you're lensing a game!",992000,TRUE,6556,4347,Adult Jenda,JENDA'S APARTMENT,"I knew it! This was supposed to be ""us"" time, and you're lensing a game!",i knew it this was supposed to be us time and youre lensing a game,15 +153295,548,259,Adult Jenda: Only to complain about you not paying any attention to me!,1001000,TRUE,6556,4347,Adult Jenda,JENDA'S APARTMENT,Only to complain about you not paying any attention to me!,only to complain about you not paying any attention to me,11 +153297,548,261,Adult Jenda: (SIGHS) I thought this time things were gonna be different.,1011000,TRUE,6556,4347,Adult Jenda,JENDA'S APARTMENT,I thought this time things were gonna be different.,i thought this time things were gonna be different,9 +153299,548,263,Adult Jenda: (FURIOUS) Wow. What does that mean?,1017000,TRUE,6556,4347,Adult Jenda,JENDA'S APARTMENT,Wow. What does that mean?,wow what does that mean,5 +153301,548,265,Adult Jenda: (SIGH),1019000,FALSE,6556,4347,Adult Jenda,JENDA'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153302,548,266,(MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW): Int. Moe's (looks the same as now) - later that night),1024000,FALSE,NA,4348,NA,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),NA,NA,NA +153303,548,267,"Moe Szyslak: Hey Bart, what'll it be?",1024000,TRUE,17,4348,Moe Szyslak,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),"Hey Bart, what'll it be?",hey bart whatll it be,5 +153369,548,333,Serious Announcer: One week from tonight!,1259000,TRUE,6450,5,Serious Announcer,Simpson Home,One week from tonight!,one week from tonight,4 +153281,548,245,"Adult Lisa: (SHEEPISH) Yes, well, uh...",952000,TRUE,9,4341,Adult Lisa,CRETACEOUS PARK,"Yes, well, uh...",yes well uh,3 +153283,548,247,Adult Lisa: But doctor... (LOWERS VOICE TO WHISPER) he's so much more interesting this way.,965000,TRUE,9,4341,Adult Lisa,CRETACEOUS PARK,But doctor... he's so much more interesting this way.,but doctor hes so much more interesting this way,9 +153285,548,249,Adult Lisa: (SHIVER OF DELIGHT),965000,FALSE,9,4341,Adult Lisa,CRETACEOUS PARK,NA,NA,NA +153305,548,269,Adult Lisa: (A LITTLE TIPSY HERE AND AFTER) That is so typical of you.,1029000,TRUE,9,4348,Adult Lisa,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),That is so typical of you.,that is so typical of you,6 +153308,548,272,Marge Simpson: (ALSO TIPSY HERE AND AFTER) Phoo! You two don't know what a rough marriage is.,1044000,TRUE,1,4348,Marge Simpson,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),Phoo! You two don't know what a rough marriage is.,phoo you two dont know what a rough marriage is,10 +153311,548,275,"Marge Simpson: Look, life's tough. It's hard to make it through. The only way I know is when you make a decision that comes from your heart, you stick with it.",1058000,TRUE,1,4348,Marge Simpson,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),"Look, life's tough. It's hard to make it through. The only way I know is when you make a decision that comes from your heart, you stick with it.",look lifes tough its hard to make it through the only way i know is when you make a decision that comes from your heart you stick with it,29 +153314,548,278,Moe Szyslak: Or my decision to support Duffman in his old age.,1072000,TRUE,17,4348,Moe Szyslak,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),Or my decision to support Duffman in his old age.,or my decision to support duffman in his old age,10 +153315,548,279,Duffman: (AGED) Duffman can still swing and party. Oh yeahhh.,1075000,TRUE,2277,4348,Duffman,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),Duffman can still swing and party. Oh yeahhh.,duffman can still swing and party oh yeahhh,8 +153317,548,281,"Marge Simpson: No, I'm going to join him forever.",1086000,TRUE,1,4348,Marge Simpson,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),"No, I'm going to join him forever.",no im going to join him forever,7 +153318,548,282,Homer Simpson: (CHOMPING NOISE),1086000,FALSE,2,4348,Homer Simpson,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),NA,NA,NA +153319,548,283,Marge Simpson: (TURNED-ON NOISE),1086000,FALSE,1,4348,Marge Simpson,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),NA,NA,NA +153320,548,284,"Moe Szyslak: I can't tell if that was love, suicide or a really boring videogame.",1103000,TRUE,17,4348,Moe Szyslak,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),"I can't tell if that was love, suicide or a really boring videogame.",i cant tell if that was love suicide or a really boring videogame,13 +153321,548,285,(Springfield General Hospital: int. springfield hospital - day),1108000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +153322,548,286,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (GRAVELY) Lisa, your husband is... fine. (CHUCKLES) No residual zombie-ism whatsoever.",1108000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,"Lisa, your husband is... fine. No residual zombie-ism whatsoever.",lisa your husband is fine no residual zombie-ism whatsoever,9 +153324,548,288,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Watch. I'll just wave this juicy brain in front of him...,1116000,TRUE,332,264,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield General Hospital,Watch. I'll just wave this juicy brain in front of him...,watch ill just wave this juicy brain in front of him,11 +153325,548,289,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm gonna faint!,1119000,TRUE,25,264,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield General Hospital,I'm gonna faint!,im gonna faint,3 +153326,548,290,Lisa Simpson: (SADLY) Hooray.,1121000,TRUE,9,264,Lisa Simpson,Springfield General Hospital,Hooray.,hooray,1 +153327,548,291,(BART'S APARTMENT: int. bart's apartment - day),1122000,FALSE,NA,4340,NA,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153329,548,293,"Adult Jenda: Yeah, you're right. That's why I started seeing Jerry again without telling you.",1127000,TRUE,6556,4340,Adult Jenda,BART'S APARTMENT,"Yeah, you're right. That's why I started seeing Jerry again without telling you.",yeah youre right thats why i started seeing jerry again without telling you,13 +153330,548,294,"JERRY: Hey buddy, how're you doing?",1132000,TRUE,6555,4340,JERRY,BART'S APARTMENT,"Hey buddy, how're you doing?",hey buddy howre you doing,5 +153332,548,296,(INDUSTRIAL SPACE: int. industrial space - night - continuous),1141000,FALSE,NA,4343,NA,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,NA,NA,NA +153333,548,297,Technician: ...sentence.,1141000,TRUE,1333,4343,Technician,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,...sentence.,sentence,1 +153370,549,0,(Moe's Tavern: EXT. MOE'S TAVERN - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING),129000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +153307,548,271,Adult Lisa: I have to decide whether to make Milhouse (SIGHS) human again. I even prefer the way he smells now. Some meat went bad in our freezer and my heart skipped a beat.,1032000,TRUE,9,4348,Adult Lisa,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),I have to decide whether to make Milhouse human again. I even prefer the way he smells now. Some meat went bad in our freezer and my heart skipped a beat.,i have to decide whether to make milhouse human again i even prefer the way he smells now some meat went bad in our freezer and my heart skipped a beat,31 +153309,548,273,"Adult Lisa: Mom, I've gotta know. Once and for all, what is the secret? Why did you stay with Dad so long?",1048000,TRUE,9,4348,Adult Lisa,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),"Mom, I've gotta know. Once and for all, what is the secret? Why did you stay with Dad so long?",mom ive gotta know once and for all what is the secret why did you stay with dad so long,20 +153312,548,276,Adult Lisa: (SIGHS) Like my marriage.,1069000,TRUE,9,4348,Adult Lisa,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),Like my marriage.,like my marriage,3 +153316,548,280,"Adult Lisa: Wait, Mom. Does that mean you're gonna take Dad back?",1082000,TRUE,9,4348,Adult Lisa,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),"Wait, Mom. Does that mean you're gonna take Dad back?",wait mom does that mean youre gonna take dad back,10 +153335,548,299,"Technician: You never left. Everything that you experienced between when I flipped the switch and now, was just a neural implant in your temporal lobe.",1146000,TRUE,1333,4343,Technician,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,"You never left. Everything that you experienced between when I flipped the switch and now, was just a neural implant in your temporal lobe.",you never left everything that you experienced between when i flipped the switch and now was just a neural implant in your temporal lobe,24 +153337,548,301,Technician: Oh. (SLIGHTLY PATRONIZING) Uh huh. It was all a dream. And now you can go home.,1156000,TRUE,1333,4343,Technician,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,Oh. Uh huh. It was all a dream. And now you can go home.,oh uh huh it was all a dream and now you can go home,14 +153339,548,303,Technician: I'm positive. We treat a lot of people for obsessions.,1164000,TRUE,1333,4343,Technician,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,I'm positive. We treat a lot of people for obsessions.,im positive we treat a lot of people for obsessions,10 +153340,548,304,Disco Stu: It's a whole new day for Nothing Stu!,1169000,TRUE,1867,4343,Disco Stu,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,It's a whole new day for Nothing Stu!,its a whole new day for nothing stu,8 +153341,548,305,"Bart Simpson: (HAPPY) Wow. I'm free! Get ready, world! I've got a whole new set of mistakes to make!",1173000,TRUE,8,4343,Bart Simpson,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,"Wow. I'm free! Get ready, world! I've got a whole new set of mistakes to make!",wow im free get ready world ive got a whole new set of mistakes to make,16 +153342,548,306,Gil Gunderson: Ol' Gil could use a fresh start.,1180000,TRUE,2369,4343,Gil Gunderson,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,Ol' Gil could use a fresh start.,ol gil could use a fresh start,7 +153343,548,307,Technician: Weren't you just in here this morning?,1182000,TRUE,1333,4343,Technician,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,Weren't you just in here this morning?,werent you just in here this morning,7 +153344,548,308,Gil Gunderson: I've had a bad day.,1184000,TRUE,2369,4343,Gil Gunderson,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,I've had a bad day.,ive had a bad day,5 +153345,548,309,(Simpson Home: int. SIMPSON house - laundry room - day - the future),1191000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153346,548,310,"Marge Simpson: After thirty-five years of marriage, we've finally gotten it right.",1191000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"After thirty-five years of marriage, we've finally gotten it right.",after thirty-five years of marriage weve finally gotten it right,10 +153347,548,311,"Homer Simpson: (BRITISH ACCENT) Yes, even my personality has gotten, shall we say, an upgrade.",1196000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, even my personality has gotten, shall we say, an upgrade.",yes even my personality has gotten shall we say an upgrade,11 +153348,548,312,Homer Simpson: Whoa. That's a bit of a woo-hoo. Indeed.,1202000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Whoa. That's a bit of a woo-hoo. Indeed.,whoa thats a bit of a woo-hoo indeed,8 +153354,548,318,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE: Dead flowers from dead husband.,1220000,TRUE,6558,5,ZOMBIE MILHOUSE,Simpson Home,Dead flowers from dead husband.,dead flowers from dead husband,5 +153356,548,320,"SANTA'S LITTLE HYBRID: And I was a false memory, too!",1229000,TRUE,6565,5,SANTA'S LITTLE HYBRID,Simpson Home,"And I was a false memory, too!",and i was a false memory too,7 +153358,548,322,"SANTA'S LITTLE HYBRID: (SADLY) Aw, shucks.",1233000,TRUE,6565,5,SANTA'S LITTLE HYBRID,Simpson Home,"Aw, shucks.",aw shucks,2 +153359,548,323,"Serious Announcer: On the next week of Fox Television's, ""The Simpsons:""",1243000,TRUE,6450,5,Serious Announcer,Simpson Home,"On the next week of Fox Television's, ""The Simpsons:""",on the next week of fox televisions the simpsons,9 +153360,548,324,Homer Simpson: Sit down.,1243000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Sit down.,sit down,2 +153361,548,325,Chief Wiggum: You're not going anywhere.,1248000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,You're not going anywhere.,youre not going anywhere,4 +153362,548,326,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS),1248000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153363,548,327,C. Montgomery Burns: Release the--,1249000,TRUE,15,5,C. Montgomery Burns,Simpson Home,Release the--,release the--,2 +153364,548,328,Maggie Simpson: (SUCK-SUCK-SUCK),1249000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153365,548,329,Moe Szyslak: It ain't whatcha think.,1252000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,It ain't whatcha think.,it aint whatcha think,4 +153366,548,330,Lenny Leonard: I said no mayo!,1253000,TRUE,165,5,Lenny Leonard,Simpson Home,I said no mayo!,i said no mayo,4 +153367,548,331,Bart Simpson: (SADLY) Ay carumba.,1254000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Ay carumba.,ay carumba,2 +153368,548,332,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (CHUCKLE THAT TURNS OMINOUS),1254000,FALSE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153350,548,314,"Adult Lisa: Thanks, but Milhouse and I are in a pretty good place.",1212000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"Thanks, but Milhouse and I are in a pretty good place.",thanks but milhouse and i are in a pretty good place,11 +153352,548,316,"Adult Lisa: No, that's what happened in your false memories.",1216000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"No, that's what happened in your false memories.",no thats what happened in your false memories,8 +153353,548,317,Adult Lisa: There is no cure for zombie-ism.,1220000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,There is no cure for zombie-ism.,there is no cure for zombie-ism,6 +153355,548,319,Adult Lisa: (SWOONING NOISE),1220000,FALSE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153357,548,321,"Adult Lisa: No, you were real.",1231000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"No, you were real.",no you were real,4 +153373,549,3,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, welcome fellow barkeeps, gin-slingers, and beer-jerks.",129000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, welcome fellow barkeeps, gin-slingers, and beer-jerks.",eh welcome fellow barkeeps gin-slingers and beer-jerks,7 +153374,549,4,Moe Szyslak: (GRIM) We are all here because drinkin' in our bars is down. Mom and Pop bartenders can't compete with big box stores like Booze Barn and Hooch City.,134000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,We are all here because drinkin' in our bars is down. Mom and Pop bartenders can't compete with big box stores like Booze Barn and Hooch City.,we are all here because drinkin in our bars is down mom and pop bartenders cant compete with big box stores like booze barn and hooch city,27 +153375,549,5,"Moe Szyslak: Thanks, Cap. Now what I'm proposing is a superhero pub crawl. Our clientele dress up in costume and go drinking from bar to bar. Their masks make 'em feel uninhibited, and invulnerable.",147000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Thanks, Cap. Now what I'm proposing is a superhero pub crawl. Our clientele dress up in costume and go drinking from bar to bar. Their masks make 'em feel uninhibited, and invulnerable.",thanks cap now what im proposing is a superhero pub crawl our clientele dress up in costume and go drinking from bar to bar their masks make em feel uninhibited and invulnerable,32 +153376,549,6,Bartenders: (IMPRESSED NOISES),147000,FALSE,6567,15,Bartenders,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +153377,549,7,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, and that's not all. Why don't you tell 'em about it, Moe?",175000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, and that's not all. Why don't you tell 'em about it, Moe?",yeah and thats not all why dont you tell em about it moe,13 +153378,549,8,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, you got it, Moe. (SHUTS OFF TV) We can make up superhero drink names and charge 'em double. Like, uh, Nick Fury, Agent of Schnapps; Sex in the Batmobile; and the Wolveriskey! 'Ere, check out my uh, portfolium here.",178000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, you got it, Moe. We can make up superhero drink names and charge 'em double. Like, uh, Nick Fury, Agent of Schnapps; Sex in the Batmobile; and the Wolveriskey! 'Ere, check out my uh, portfolium here.",yeah you got it moe we can make up superhero drink names and charge em double like uh nick fury agent of schnapps sex in the batmobile and the wolveriskey ere check out my uh portfolium here,37 +153379,549,9,"(Street: Ext. STREET - ""alcohol alley"" - night)",208000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +153380,549,10,Barney Gumble: Flame on! (BELCHES),208000,TRUE,18,1,Barney Gumble,Street,Flame on!,flame on,2 +153381,549,11,Barney Gumble: (TERRIFIED) Oh-God-oh-God-oh-God!,208000,TRUE,18,1,Barney Gumble,Street,Oh-God-oh-God-oh-God!,oh-god-oh-god-oh-god,1 +153382,549,12,Barney Gumble: I can't breathe... (STRUGGLING NOISES),215000,TRUE,18,1,Barney Gumble,Street,I can't breathe...,i cant breathe,3 +153383,549,13,"Paramedic: (QUICK) No, no, no!",216000,TRUE,2106,1,Paramedic,Street,"No, no, no!",no no no,3 +153384,549,14,(Springfield Street: Ext. springfield street - continuous),218000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +153385,549,15,Lenny Leonard: Why do they call this a yard of ale?,218000,TRUE,165,270,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Street,Why do they call this a yard of ale?,why do they call this a yard of ale,9 +153386,549,16,"Carl Carlson: Easy. After you drink one, you're passed out in your yard.",220000,TRUE,170,270,Carl Carlson,Springfield Street,"Easy. After you drink one, you're passed out in your yard.",easy after you drink one youre passed out in your yard,11 +153387,549,17,Lenny Leonard: (IMPRESSED NOISE),220000,FALSE,165,270,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +153388,549,18,(TIPSY MCSTAGGERS: Ext. Tipsy McStaggers - later in the evening),240000,FALSE,NA,4349,NA,TIPSY MCSTAGGERS,NA,NA,NA +153389,549,19,"Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE TIPSY) Well, better get home. The delightfulness ended hours ago.",240000,TRUE,2,4349,Homer Simpson,TIPSY MCSTAGGERS,"Well, better get home. The delightfulness ended hours ago.",well better get home the delightfulness ended hours ago,9 +153390,549,20,"Moe Szyslak: Homer, the best thing for you to do in this situation is keep drinking.",245000,TRUE,17,4349,Moe Szyslak,TIPSY MCSTAGGERS,"Homer, the best thing for you to do in this situation is keep drinking.",homer the best thing for you to do in this situation is keep drinking,14 +153391,549,21,(Simpson Home: Ext. sIMPSON HOUSE - morning - esTABLISHING),262000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153392,549,22,Homer Simpson: (AGONIZED MOAN),262000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153393,549,23,(Simpson Front Door: EXT. SIMPSON FRONT DOOR - SECONDS LATER),262000,FALSE,NA,4168,NA,Simpson Front Door,NA,NA,NA +153394,549,24,"Homer Simpson: (DISBELIEF) Why are you doing this to me, booze? I drank every kind of you!",262000,TRUE,2,4168,Homer Simpson,Simpson Front Door,"Why are you doing this to me, booze? I drank every kind of you!",why are you doing this to me booze i drank every kind of you,14 +153395,549,25,"Lisa Simpson: See ya, Homer! / Bye, Dad!",268000,TRUE,9,4168,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Front Door,"See ya, Homer! / Bye, Dad!",see ya homer bye dad,5 +153396,549,26,"Homer Simpson: (WOOZY) Have a good day, you two! Don't be me!",269000,TRUE,2,4168,Homer Simpson,Simpson Front Door,"Have a good day, you two! Don't be me!",have a good day you two dont be me,9 +153397,549,27,(Springfield: EXT. SPRINGFIELD - a little later),280000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +153398,549,28,Milhouse Van Houten: There's my dad!,280000,TRUE,25,216,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield,There's my dad!,theres my dad,3 +153399,549,29,"Kirk Van Houten: Wait, I think I just sucked up a dollar!",283000,TRUE,817,216,Kirk Van Houten,Springfield,"Wait, I think I just sucked up a dollar!",wait i think i just sucked up a dollar,9 +153400,549,30,"Kirk Van Houten: (STRUGGLING NOISES) Off! Off! (MORE STRUGGLING NOISES, THEN TO GUY IN TRUCK) José, hit the switch!",289000,TRUE,817,216,Kirk Van Houten,Springfield,"Off! Off! José, hit the switch!",off off josé hit the switch,6 +153401,549,31,"Hispanic Guy In Truck: (OFFENDED) We're not all Josés, man.",290000,TRUE,6568,216,Hispanic Guy In Truck,Springfield,"We're not all Josés, man.",were not all josés man,5 +153402,549,32,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - MORNING - ESTABLISHING),298000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153403,549,33,Bart Simpson: Ugh. Art.,298000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Ugh. Art.,ugh art,2 +153404,549,34,Seymour Skinner: (WALKING UP) Simpson! Smock up!,299000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Simpson! Smock up!,simpson smock up,3 +153405,549,35,"Bart Simpson: Every time I do art, some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist.",301000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Every time I do art, some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist.",every time i do art some do-gooder teacher sends it straight to a therapist,14 +153406,549,36,Milhouse Van Houten: Your stuff is pretty disturbing.,305000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Your stuff is pretty disturbing.,your stuff is pretty disturbing,5 +153407,549,37,Bart Simpson: I've never acted on any of it!,308000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I've never acted on any of it!,ive never acted on any of it,7 +153408,549,38,"Seymour Skinner: You will take art, you will enjoy art, and you will make something in a kiln your mother can use.",310000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"You will take art, you will enjoy art, and you will make something in a kiln your mother can use.",you will take art you will enjoy art and you will make something in a kiln your mother can use,20 +153409,549,39,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED MURMUR),310000,FALSE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153410,549,40,Marge Simpson: (COVERING) Maggie! Why'd you do that?,317000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Maggie! Why'd you do that?,maggie whyd you do that,5 +153411,549,41,(ART CLASS: int. art class - later),331000,FALSE,NA,4350,NA,ART CLASS,NA,NA,NA +153412,549,42,"Mrs. Trunch: And you shall leave immortal! (ALL BUSINESS) Also, take out the trash.",331000,TRUE,6569,4350,Mrs. Trunch,ART CLASS,"And you shall leave immortal! Also, take out the trash.",and you shall leave immortal also take out the trash,10 +153413,549,43,"Mrs. Trunch: Honest! / Inspiring! / Yes... necessary! / Oh, Milhouse-ian!",336000,TRUE,6569,4350,Mrs. Trunch,ART CLASS,"Honest! / Inspiring! / Yes... necessary! / Oh, Milhouse-ian!",honest inspiring yes necessary oh milhouse-ian,6 +153414,549,44,"Mrs. Trunch: Oh Bart, it's wonderful!",344000,TRUE,6569,4350,Mrs. Trunch,ART CLASS,"Oh Bart, it's wonderful!",oh bart its wonderful,4 +153415,549,45,Bart Simpson: Really? Wonderful? I just drowned a grasshopper in paint and let him crawl on the paper till he died.,347000,TRUE,8,4350,Bart Simpson,ART CLASS,Really? Wonderful? I just drowned a grasshopper in paint and let him crawl on the paper till he died.,really wonderful i just drowned a grasshopper in paint and let him crawl on the paper till he died,19 +153416,549,46,Mrs. Trunch: You know what that's called? Mixed-media conceptual art.,352000,TRUE,6569,4350,Mrs. Trunch,ART CLASS,You know what that's called? Mixed-media conceptual art.,you know what thats called mixed-media conceptual art,8 +153417,549,47,"Bart Simpson: No it's not, because I hate art.",355000,TRUE,8,4350,Bart Simpson,ART CLASS,"No it's not, because I hate art.",no its not because i hate art,7 +153418,549,48,"Mrs. Trunch: Oh, then it's protest art!",358000,TRUE,6569,4350,Mrs. Trunch,ART CLASS,"Oh, then it's protest art!",oh then its protest art,5 +153419,549,49,Bart Simpson: Stop encouraging me!,360000,TRUE,8,4350,Bart Simpson,ART CLASS,Stop encouraging me!,stop encouraging me,3 +153420,549,50,Mrs. Trunch: (DOPPLER) I will admire you from afarrr!,361000,TRUE,6569,4350,Mrs. Trunch,ART CLASS,I will admire you from afarrr!,i will admire you from afarrr,6 +153421,549,51,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),361000,FALSE,8,4350,Bart Simpson,ART CLASS,NA,NA,NA +153422,549,52,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - a little later),370000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153423,549,53,Bart Simpson: Shauna? What are you doing here?,370000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Shauna? What are you doing here?,shauna what are you doing here,6 +153424,549,54,Shauna Chalmers: (SARCASTIC) Training for the Olympics.,373000,TRUE,5625,3,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Training for the Olympics.,training for the olympics,4 +153425,549,55,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) I gotta find a way to get rid of my art teacher.,375000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I gotta find a way to get rid of my art teacher.,i gotta find a way to get rid of my art teacher,12 +153426,549,56,Shauna Chalmers: Easy. Voodoo.,378000,TRUE,5625,3,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Easy. Voodoo.,easy voodoo,2 +153427,549,57,Bart Simpson: Is there a voodoo queen you can direct me to?,380000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Is there a voodoo queen you can direct me to?,is there a voodoo queen you can direct me to,10 +153428,549,58,Shauna Chalmers: Oh yeah. She lives in a trailer down by Yogurtland. Now kiss me. I wanna make somebody mad.,382000,TRUE,5625,3,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Oh yeah. She lives in a trailer down by Yogurtland. Now kiss me. I wanna make somebody mad.,oh yeah she lives in a trailer down by yogurtland now kiss me i wanna make somebody mad,18 +153429,549,59,Gary Chalmers: What's my no-good daughter up to now?,388000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,What's my no-good daughter up to now?,whats my no-good daughter up to now,7 +153430,549,60,(SPRINGFIELD FRENCH QUARTER: Ext. Springfield french quarter - evening),395000,FALSE,NA,4351,NA,SPRINGFIELD FRENCH QUARTER,NA,NA,NA +153431,549,61,(Trailer: Int. trailer - continuous),395000,FALSE,NA,846,NA,Trailer,NA,NA,NA +153432,549,62,Haitian Woman: Now you have everyt'ing you need for the voodoo. Would you like a bag?,395000,TRUE,6570,846,Haitian Woman,Trailer,Now you have everyt'ing you need for the voodoo. Would you like a bag?,now you have everyting you need for the voodoo would you like a bag,14 +153433,549,63,"Bart Simpson: (A LITTLE SCARED) Yes, ma'am.",400000,TRUE,8,846,Bart Simpson,Trailer,"Yes, ma'am.",yes maam,2 +153434,549,64,Haitian Woman: (TERRIFYING) Paper or plastic?,401000,TRUE,6570,846,Haitian Woman,Trailer,Paper or plastic?,paper or plastic,3 +153435,549,65,"Bart Simpson: Uh, plastic.",404000,TRUE,8,846,Bart Simpson,Trailer,"Uh, plastic.",uh plastic,2 +153436,549,66,Haitian Woman: Just like the chicken foot say you would!!! (BAGS ITEMS),405000,TRUE,6570,846,Haitian Woman,Trailer,Just like the chicken foot say you would!!!,just like the chicken foot say you would,8 +153437,549,67,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - ROOFTOP - night),416000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153438,549,68,"Bart Simpson: Okay, did you get Trunch's D.N.A.?",416000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, did you get Trunch's D.N.A.?",okay did you get trunchs dna,6 +153439,549,69,"Milhouse Van Houten: Yeah, got it out of her purse.",418000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Yeah, got it out of her purse.",yeah got it out of her purse,7 +153440,549,70,Bart Simpson: How'd you do that?,421000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,How'd you do that?,howd you do that,4 +153441,549,71,Milhouse Van Houten: Art teachers don't have a desk. They just throw their purse anywhere.,423000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Art teachers don't have a desk. They just throw their purse anywhere.,art teachers dont have a desk they just throw their purse anywhere,12 +153442,549,72,Bart Simpson: VOODOO SPELL / VOODOO SPELL / SEAGULL BEAK AND BONE OF MEL,428000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,VOODOO SPELL / VOODOO SPELL / SEAGULL BEAK AND BONE OF MEL,voodoo spell voodoo spell seagull beak and bone of mel,10 +153443,549,73,Bart Simpson: PURPLE HEART AND TEAR OF CHUM...,428000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,PURPLE HEART AND TEAR OF CHUM...,purple heart and tear of chum,6 +153444,549,74,"Milhouse Van Houten: Just had to be ""tear of chum.""",438000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Just had to be ""tear of chum.""",just had to be tear of chum,7 +153445,549,75,Bart Simpson: ...SEND HER HOME WITH ACHING TUM!,441000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,...SEND HER HOME WITH ACHING TUM!,send her home with aching tum,6 +153446,549,76,"Bart Simpson: Oh, right, we need one more thing from her purse.",447000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, right, we need one more thing from her purse.",oh right we need one more thing from her purse,10 +153447,549,77,Milhouse Van Houten: (PRODUCING THEATER TICKETS) I've got these.,450000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I've got these.,ive got these,3 +153448,549,78,"Bart Simpson: (PULLS OUT TICKETS) Hm. She's got tickets to the play ""God of Carnage"".",451000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Hm. She's got tickets to the play ""God of Carnage"".",hm shes got tickets to the play god of carnage,10 +153449,549,79,Milhouse Van Houten: (STUNNED) Orchestra? On an art teacher's salary? That's black magic!,455000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Orchestra? On an art teacher's salary? That's black magic!,orchestra on an art teachers salary thats black magic,9 +153450,549,80,"Martin Prince: Where's Mrs. Trunch? I need to know the correct density of ""points"" in my pointillism.",461000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"Where's Mrs. Trunch? I need to know the correct density of ""points"" in my pointillism.",wheres mrs trunch i need to know the correct density of points in my pointillism,15 +153451,549,81,"Bart Simpson: Sorry, but I don't think we'll be seeing much of Trunch today.",466000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Sorry, but I don't think we'll be seeing much of Trunch today.",sorry but i dont think well be seeing much of trunch today,12 +153452,549,82,"Bart Simpson: (BRAGGING) Yep. I cast a voodoo spell on her. I won't bore you with the dark details, but let's just say she's in no condition for teaching.",472000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Yep. I cast a voodoo spell on her. I won't bore you with the dark details, but let's just say she's in no condition for teaching.",yep i cast a voodoo spell on her i wont bore you with the dark details but lets just say shes in no condition for teaching,26 +153453,549,83,"Mrs. Trunch: Class, I have an announcement. I'm afraid I can't teach today. I have a tummy ache.",481000,TRUE,6569,3,Mrs. Trunch,Springfield Elementary School,"Class, I have an announcement. I'm afraid I can't teach today. I have a tummy ache.",class i have an announcement im afraid i cant teach today i have a tummy ache,16 +153454,549,84,Mrs. Trunch: A very special tummy ache.,488000,TRUE,6569,3,Mrs. Trunch,Springfield Elementary School,A very special tummy ache.,a very special tummy ache,5 +153455,549,85,Mrs. Trunch: (OVERJOYED) I'm going to have a baby!,491000,TRUE,6569,3,Mrs. Trunch,Springfield Elementary School,I'm going to have a baby!,im going to have a baby,6 +153456,549,86,Ralph Wiggum: Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!,494000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!,bart simpson got a teacher pregnant,6 +153457,549,87,Lisa Simpson: (TO JANEY) Typical Ralph nonsense.,497000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Typical Ralph nonsense.,typical ralph nonsense,3 +153458,549,88,Milhouse Van Houten: Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!,500000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Bart Simpson got a teacher pregnant!,bart simpson got a teacher pregnant,6 +153459,549,89,Gary Chalmers: Happy with your two-timing boyfriend now?,503000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Happy with your two-timing boyfriend now?,happy with your two-timing boyfriend now,6 +153460,549,90,(Skinner's Office: Int. skinner's office - momeNTS LATER),513000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +153461,549,91,"Bart Simpson: I admit, I did make a voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch. But I just asked for a stomach ache, not a baby!",513000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,"I admit, I did make a voodoo doll of Mrs. Trunch. But I just asked for a stomach ache, not a baby!",i admit i did make a voodoo doll of mrs trunch but i just asked for a stomach ache not a baby,22 +153462,549,92,Seymour Skinner: Classic wish-maker's mistake -- vague language.,518000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Classic wish-maker's mistake -- vague language.,classic wish-makers mistake -- vague language,6 +153463,549,93,Bart Simpson: So I did make her pregnant?,522000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,So I did make her pregnant?,so i did make her pregnant,6 +153464,549,94,Seymour Skinner: Of course not. Doesn't work that way.,523000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Of course not. Doesn't work that way.,of course not doesnt work that way,7 +153465,549,95,Bart Simpson: Just how do women get babies?,525000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,Just how do women get babies?,just how do women get babies,6 +153466,549,96,"Seymour Skinner: I'm not allowed to discuss that with fourth graders. Fifth grade, you get every dirty detail.",527000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"I'm not allowed to discuss that with fourth graders. Fifth grade, you get every dirty detail.",im not allowed to discuss that with fourth graders fifth grade you get every dirty detail,16 +153467,549,97,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - afternoon),532000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153468,549,98,"Homer Simpson: (TO BART) Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call, at my arraignment, for my behavior during the pub crawl, because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?",532000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Do you know how embarrassed I was to get a call, at my arraignment, for my behavior during the pub crawl, because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher?",do you know how embarrassed i was to get a call at my arraignment for my behavior during the pub crawl because of a voodoo curse my son placed on his art teacher,33 +153469,549,99,Bart Simpson: I didn't mean to make her pregnant. I just hate art so much.,542000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I didn't mean to make her pregnant. I just hate art so much.,i didnt mean to make her pregnant i just hate art so much,13 +153470,549,100,"Homer Simpson: Oh, everyone does, son. That's why they lock it up in museums where no one will ever visit.",545000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, everyone does, son. That's why they lock it up in museums where no one will ever visit.",oh everyone does son thats why they lock it up in museums where no one will ever visit,18 +153471,549,101,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - that afternoon),552000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +153472,549,102,"Moe Szyslak: So, uh, your boy's got magic knock-up powers, huh?",552000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"So, uh, your boy's got magic knock-up powers, huh?",so uh your boys got magic knock-up powers huh,9 +153473,549,103,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I created three kids, and no one's making a big deal of that.",555000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, I created three kids, and no one's making a big deal of that.",hey i created three kids and no ones making a big deal of that,14 +153474,549,104,"Lenny Leonard: Not true! Whenever I compliment your virility, you act all weird. And you are very virile.",559000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Not true! Whenever I compliment your virility, you act all weird. And you are very virile.",not true whenever i compliment your virility you act all weird and you are very virile,16 +153475,549,105,Homer Simpson: (WEIRDED-OUT NOISES) Yeah... well just talk about sports!,565000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Yeah... well just talk about sports!,yeah well just talk about sports,6 +153476,549,106,Lenny Leonard: No problem. Wish I had that Tom Brady's libido.,567000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,No problem. Wish I had that Tom Brady's libido.,no problem wish i had that tom bradys libido,9 +153477,549,107,Homer Simpson: (WEIRDED-OUT NOISE),567000,FALSE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +153478,549,108,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - FRONT LAWN - afternoon),572000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153479,549,109,Marge Simpson: Oh it's amazing how many Cheerios Maggie drops in the back seat.,572000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh it's amazing how many Cheerios Maggie drops in the back seat.,oh its amazing how many cheerios maggie drops in the back seat,12 +153480,549,110,"Marge Simpson: Here you go. Put those in the trash, then you can help me unload the dishwasher.",577000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Here you go. Put those in the trash, then you can help me unload the dishwasher.",here you go put those in the trash then you can help me unload the dishwasher,16 +153481,549,111,"Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) A minute of fun, a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.",582000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"A minute of fun, a lifetime of work. I've never heard of a pregnancy like this.",a minute of fun a lifetime of work ive never heard of a pregnancy like this,16 +153482,549,112,20-something Wife: (SOTTO) There he is.,587000,TRUE,6571,5,20-something Wife,Simpson Home,There he is.,there he is,3 +153483,549,113,"20-something Husband: (SOTTO) Jenny, this is crazy.",588000,TRUE,6572,5,20-something Husband,Simpson Home,"Jenny, this is crazy.",jenny this is crazy,4 +153484,549,114,20-something Wife: (SOTTO) Nothing's crazy at this point. (TO BART) Are you the boy that makes babies?,589000,TRUE,6571,5,20-something Wife,Simpson Home,Nothing's crazy at this point. Are you the boy that makes babies?,nothings crazy at this point are you the boy that makes babies,12 +153485,549,115,Bart Simpson: I like to think I'm the boy that makes families.,593000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I like to think I'm the boy that makes families.,i like to think im the boy that makes families,10 +153486,549,116,"20-something Husband: See, Jenny. He's just a jerk kid.",597000,TRUE,6572,5,20-something Husband,Simpson Home,"See, Jenny. He's just a jerk kid.",see jenny hes just a jerk kid,7 +153487,549,117,20-something Wife: It's just... (SMALL SOB) we've been trying so hard to start a family. With all the money we've spent on I.V.F.... you have no idea...,598000,TRUE,6571,5,20-something Wife,Simpson Home,It's just... we've been trying so hard to start a family. With all the money we've spent on I.V.F.... you have no idea...,its just weve been trying so hard to start a family with all the money weve spent on ivf you have no idea,23 +153488,549,118,"Bart Simpson: (SOFTENING) Hm, maybe I can help. But it'll cost you.",608000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, maybe I can help. But it'll cost you.",hm maybe i can help but itll cost you,9 +153489,549,119,20-something Husband: How much?,611000,TRUE,6572,5,20-something Husband,Simpson Home,How much?,how much,2 +153490,549,120,Bart Simpson: Five dollars. Plus one dollar haw-haw insurance.,612000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Five dollars. Plus one dollar haw-haw insurance.,five dollars plus one dollar haw-haw insurance,7 +153491,549,121,"Nelson Muntz: Trust me, the insurance is worth it.",615000,TRUE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,"Trust me, the insurance is worth it.",trust me the insurance is worth it,7 +153492,549,122,(Bart's Treehouse: int. treehouse - a little later),620000,FALSE,NA,84,NA,Bart's Treehouse,NA,NA,NA +153493,549,123,Bart Simpson: (CHANTS) BY THE POWER OF THIS PLACE / MAKE A BABY WITH A FACE.,620000,TRUE,8,84,Bart Simpson,Bart's Treehouse,BY THE POWER OF THIS PLACE / MAKE A BABY WITH A FACE.,by the power of this place make a baby with a face,12 +153494,549,124,"20-something Husband: (UNCONVINCED) That's great, really. Really glad we're getting a baby with a face.",624000,TRUE,6572,84,20-something Husband,Bart's Treehouse,"That's great, really. Really glad we're getting a baby with a face.",thats great really really glad were getting a baby with a face,12 +153495,549,125,(Springfield Elementary School Playground: Ext. school playground - day - a few weeks later),630000,FALSE,NA,26,NA,Springfield Elementary School Playground,NA,NA,NA +153496,549,126,20-something Husband: (GETTING OUT) No haw-haw! It worked!,630000,TRUE,6572,26,20-something Husband,Springfield Elementary School Playground,No haw-haw! It worked!,no haw-haw it worked,4 +153497,549,127,20-something Wife: I'm pregnant!,633000,TRUE,6571,26,20-something Wife,Springfield Elementary School Playground,I'm pregnant!,im pregnant,2 +153498,549,128,"20-something Husband: Look Bart, I really, I can't believe there's a connection here. But, uh, we have some friends who are in the same dark place we were. Can we give them your name?",634000,TRUE,6572,26,20-something Husband,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"Look Bart, I really, I can't believe there's a connection here. But, uh, we have some friends who are in the same dark place we were. Can we give them your name?",look bart i really i cant believe theres a connection here but uh we have some friends who are in the same dark place we were can we give them your name,32 +153499,549,129,Bart Simpson: Only if they have five dollars.,642000,TRUE,8,26,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Playground,Only if they have five dollars.,only if they have five dollars,6 +153500,549,130,"20-something Husband: (ROLLS EYES) Yes, right. I'll make sure that they have five dollars.",644000,TRUE,6572,26,20-something Husband,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"Yes, right. I'll make sure that they have five dollars.",yes right ill make sure that they have five dollars,10 +153501,549,131,Bart Simpson: With them.,646000,TRUE,8,26,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Playground,With them.,with them,2 +153502,549,132,"20-something Husband: Look, I'm sorry our check bounced, man. I can have the bank teller call you.",648000,TRUE,6572,26,20-something Husband,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"Look, I'm sorry our check bounced, man. I can have the bank teller call you.",look im sorry our check bounced man i can have the bank teller call you,15 +153503,549,133,Bart Simpson: Just give me the cash and you'll get your drivers license back.,651000,TRUE,8,26,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Playground,Just give me the cash and you'll get your drivers license back.,just give me the cash and youll get your drivers license back,12 +153504,549,134,(VACANT LOT: Ext. vacant lot - day),654000,FALSE,NA,4352,NA,VACANT LOT,NA,NA,NA +153505,549,135,"Jimbo Jones: Please keep the chatter down while the Womb Wizard is casting his spells. Ones are appreciated, people.",654000,TRUE,144,4352,Jimbo Jones,VACANT LOT,"Please keep the chatter down while the Womb Wizard is casting his spells. Ones are appreciated, people.",please keep the chatter down while the womb wizard is casting his spells ones are appreciated people,17 +153506,549,136,(Tent: InT. tent - continuous),663000,FALSE,NA,1229,NA,Tent,NA,NA,NA +153507,549,137,Bart Simpson: (CHANTS) BARBECUE SAUCE AND TEDDY BEAR'S EYE / THEY WANT A BABY GOD KNOWS WHY...,663000,TRUE,8,1229,Bart Simpson,Tent,BARBECUE SAUCE AND TEDDY BEAR'S EYE / THEY WANT A BABY GOD KNOWS WHY...,barbecue sauce and teddy bears eye they want a baby god knows why,13 +153508,549,138,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I can't find my spatula! Can you get another one?",671000,TRUE,1,1229,Marge Simpson,Tent,"Homie, I can't find my spatula! Can you get another one?",homie i cant find my spatula can you get another one,11 +153509,549,139,Homer Simpson: Flanders! Can we borrow your spatula?!,674000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,Flanders! Can we borrow your spatula?!,flanders can we borrow your spatula,6 +153510,549,140,Ned Flanders: That was my spatula!,677000,TRUE,11,1229,Ned Flanders,Tent,That was my spatula!,that was my spatula,4 +153511,549,141,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED) And you never bought a replacement?,678000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,And you never bought a replacement?,and you never bought a replacement,6 +153512,549,142,"Ned Flanders: Ah, too much aggravation! We just forego flipped food!",680000,TRUE,11,1229,Ned Flanders,Tent,"Ah, too much aggravation! We just forego flipped food!",ah too much aggravation we just forego flipped food,9 +153513,549,143,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),680000,FALSE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,NA,NA,NA +153514,549,144,(VACANT LOT: Ext. vacant lot - late afternoon),690000,FALSE,NA,4352,NA,VACANT LOT,NA,NA,NA +153515,549,145,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),690000,FALSE,2,4352,Homer Simpson,VACANT LOT,NA,NA,NA +153516,549,146,(Tent: Int. tent - continuous),690000,FALSE,NA,1229,NA,Tent,NA,NA,NA +153517,549,147,Homer Simpson: Why you little! I'll teach you to answer peoples' prayers! (CHOKING NOISES),690000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,Why you little! I'll teach you to answer peoples' prayers!,why you little ill teach you to answer peoples prayers,10 +153518,549,148,Bart Simpson: (CHOKED NOISES),690000,FALSE,8,1229,Bart Simpson,Tent,NA,NA,NA +153519,549,149,Bart Simpson: (STRANGLING/CHOKING NOISES),690000,FALSE,8,1229,Bart Simpson,Tent,NA,NA,NA +153520,549,150,"Husband: Yeah... y'know, I just don't think we're gonna get in to see him today.",698000,TRUE,1104,1229,Husband,Tent,"Yeah... y'know, I just don't think we're gonna get in to see him today.",yeah yknow i just dont think were gonna get in to see him today,14 +153521,549,151,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - day - a little later),704000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +153522,549,152,"Homer Simpson: What is your problem, boy?",704000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"What is your problem, boy?",what is your problem boy,5 +153523,549,153,"Bart Simpson: Maybe when I've got a Dad who shows up in the morning with no shirt on and rocks on his face, it sets, I don't know, a low bar?",707000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Maybe when I've got a Dad who shows up in the morning with no shirt on and rocks on his face, it sets, I don't know, a low bar?",maybe when ive got a dad who shows up in the morning with no shirt on and rocks on his face it sets i dont know a low bar,29 +153524,549,154,"Homer Simpson: Wow. I've gotta take that in. While I do, have some bar nuts.",714000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Wow. I've gotta take that in. While I do, have some bar nuts.",wow ive gotta take that in while i do have some bar nuts,13 +153525,549,155,Bart Simpson: Aren't those full of germs?,717000,TRUE,8,15,Bart Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Aren't those full of germs?,arent those full of germs,5 +153526,549,156,Homer Simpson: Eat the nuts! They're your dinner!,719000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Eat the nuts! They're your dinner!,eat the nuts theyre your dinner,6 +153527,549,157,Legs: You guys are comin' with us.,723000,TRUE,569,15,Legs,Moe's Tavern,You guys are comin' with us.,you guys are comin with us,6 +153528,549,158,Moe Szyslak: Not so fast.,726000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Not so fast.,not so fast,3 +153529,549,159,Moe Szyslak: Nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers.,728000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers.,nobody comes into my bar and kidnaps two paying customers,10 +153530,549,160,"Homer Simpson: (GRATEFUL) Thanks, Moe, I... (PATS PANTS) huh. Must've left my wallet at home.",732000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Thanks, Moe, I... huh. Must've left my wallet at home.",thanks moe i huh mustve left my wallet at home,10 +153531,549,161,Moe Szyslak: (LOWERING SHOTGUN) Take 'em! Take 'em! Fill their pockets with corn and toss 'em to the pigs.,737000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Take 'em! Take 'em! Fill their pockets with corn and toss 'em to the pigs.,take em take em fill their pockets with corn and toss em to the pigs,15 +153532,549,162,Louie: Don't tell us our business!,741000,TRUE,570,15,Louie,Moe's Tavern,Don't tell us our business!,dont tell us our business,5 +153533,549,163,(Grateful Gelding Stables: Ext. stables - outside town - evening),752000,FALSE,NA,503,NA,Grateful Gelding Stables,NA,NA,NA +153534,549,164,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED NOISE) Fat Tony?,752000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,Fat Tony?,fat tony,2 +153535,549,165,"Fat Tony: That's right, Fat Homer.",754000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,"That's right, Fat Homer.",thats right fat homer,4 +153536,549,166,Homer Simpson: (OFFENDED) Hey!,755000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,Hey!,hey,1 +153537,549,167,Fat Tony: I need your boy to make a baby.,757000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,I need your boy to make a baby.,i need your boy to make a baby,8 +153538,549,168,"Homer Simpson: Do you really need the boy's help to make a baby? Just do a little of the (ARM MOTIONS OVER THE FOLLOWING) bunga-bunga, and the hotsie-potsie, and the bop-bada-bop-bada-bop.",761000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Do you really need the boy's help to make a baby? Just do a little of the bunga-bunga, and the hotsie-potsie, and the bop-bada-bop-bada-bop.",do you really need the boys help to make a baby just do a little of the bunga-bunga and the hotsie-potsie and the bop-bada-bop-bada-bop,24 +153539,549,169,Fat Tony: You sound like every doctor I've ever been to. But it's not for me. It's for her.,768000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,You sound like every doctor I've ever been to. But it's not for me. It's for her.,you sound like every doctor ive ever been to but its not for me its for her,17 +153540,549,170,"Fat Tony: Meet my filly, Cheesesteak, the love of my life.",775000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Meet my filly, Cheesesteak, the love of my life.",meet my filly cheesesteak the love of my life,9 +153541,549,171,"Fat Tony: (KISSING NOISES, THEN) Who has apple breath? You has apple breath. (ETC.)",781000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,Who has apple breath? You has apple breath.,who has apple breath you has apple breath,8 +153542,549,172,"Fat Tony: And this horse, who I have briefly ""borrowed,"" is the winner of last year's Springfield Stakes -- Rear Admiral. So work your magic and breed me a champion.",787000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,"And this horse, who I have briefly ""borrowed,"" is the winner of last year's Springfield Stakes -- Rear Admiral. So work your magic and breed me a champion.",and this horse who i have briefly borrowed is the winner of last years springfield stakes -- rear admiral so work your magic and breed me a champion,28 +153543,549,173,"Bart Simpson: (SCARED) Look, Fat Tony. I don't know what you know about voodoo, but it only works on people. Horses? That's crazy talk!",798000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Look, Fat Tony. I don't know what you know about voodoo, but it only works on people. Horses? That's crazy talk!",look fat tony i dont know what you know about voodoo but it only works on people horses thats crazy talk,21 +153544,549,174,Fat Tony: (SUDDENLY FURIOUS) You will breed me a champion by morning... or it will be the last sunrise you ever see.,805000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,You will breed me a champion by morning... or it will be the last sunrise you ever see.,you will breed me a champion by morning or it will be the last sunrise you ever see,18 +153545,549,175,"Louie: Don't over-promise, boss. It might be overcast.",812000,TRUE,570,503,Louie,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Don't over-promise, boss. It might be overcast.",dont over-promise boss it might be overcast,7 +153546,549,176,Fat Tony: How'd you like a cast over your face?,814000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,How'd you like a cast over your face?,howd you like a cast over your face,8 +153547,549,177,"Louie: Well, as long as there were breathe holes...",817000,TRUE,570,503,Louie,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Well, as long as there were breathe holes...",well as long as there were breathe holes,8 +153548,549,178,Louie: Y'know. Just sayin'.,820000,TRUE,570,503,Louie,Grateful Gelding Stables,Y'know. Just sayin'.,yknow just sayin,3 +153549,549,179,"Homer Simpson: (SCARED) Well boy, if there was ever a good time for you to find out where babies come from, in the grossest way possible, with your life on the line, this is it.",824000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Well boy, if there was ever a good time for you to find out where babies come from, in the grossest way possible, with your life on the line, this is it.",well boy if there was ever a good time for you to find out where babies come from in the grossest way possible with your life on the line this is it,32 +153550,549,180,Fat Tony: One more thing -- it better be a boy.,832000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,One more thing -- it better be a boy.,one more thing -- it better be a boy,9 +153551,549,181,Homer Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) Anything else?,836000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,Anything else?,anything else,2 +153552,549,182,Fat Tony: It would be helpful if he could go undercover with police horses and find out what they know.,838000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,It would be helpful if he could go undercover with police horses and find out what they know.,it would be helpful if he could go undercover with police horses and find out what they know,18 +153553,549,183,"Bart Simpson: (PISSED-OFF) Hey, this is all your fault.",851000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Hey, this is all your fault.",hey this is all your fault,6 +153554,549,184,Homer Simpson: How is it my fault?,852000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,How is it my fault?,how is it my fault,5 +153584,549,214,Homer Simpson: LET THEM RUCK THE NIGHT AWAY!,1041000,TRUE,2,4353,Homer Simpson,RANCH HOUSE,LET THEM RUCK THE NIGHT AWAY!,let them ruck the night away,6 +153555,549,185,"Bart Simpson: I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model! Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf...",854000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"I wouldn't be here if you were more of a role model! Pub crawls, naked Frisbee golf...",i wouldnt be here if you were more of a role model pub crawls naked frisbee golf,17 +153556,549,186,Homer Simpson: I just did that because it was a series of funny words!,859000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,I just did that because it was a series of funny words!,i just did that because it was a series of funny words,12 +153557,549,187,"Bart Simpson: Well, it's your mediocre fathering that put me on the path to Hell!",863000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Well, it's your mediocre fathering that put me on the path to Hell!",well its your mediocre fathering that put me on the path to hell,13 +153558,549,188,"Homer Simpson: Huh? Maybe you're right, boy. It's time I was a better father. And I'll start by saving us. I just need to facilitate some horse intercourse.",867000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Huh? Maybe you're right, boy. It's time I was a better father. And I'll start by saving us. I just need to facilitate some horse intercourse.",huh maybe youre right boy its time i was a better father and ill start by saving us i just need to facilitate some horse intercourse,26 +153559,549,189,"Homer Simpson: Come on, buddy. Just make a champion thoroughbred and we're outta here.",876000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Come on, buddy. Just make a champion thoroughbred and we're outta here.",come on buddy just make a champion thoroughbred and were outta here,12 +153560,549,190,Bart Simpson: What's his problem?,884000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,What's his problem?,whats his problem,3 +153561,549,191,"Homer Simpson: Hey, you know, I don't think this guy likes girls.",898000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Hey, you know, I don't think this guy likes girls.",hey you know i dont think this guy likes girls,10 +153562,549,192,Bart Simpson: Big deal. I don't like girls either.,901000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,Big deal. I don't like girls either.,big deal i dont like girls either,7 +153563,549,193,"Homer Simpson: Not like that. It's like this. (INAUDIBLE WHISPERS, THEN) ...Smithers ...(INAUDIBLE WHISPERS) ...Mr. Largo... (INAUDIBLE WHISPERS) ...Danny Kaye... (OFF BART'S LOOK) What? Everyone knows.",904000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,Not like that. It's like this. ...Smithers ... ...Mr. Largo... ...Danny Kaye... What? Everyone knows.,not like that its like this smithers mr largo danny kaye what everyone knows,14 +153564,549,194,Homer Simpson: (À LA JACK BENNY) Now where's she going?,918000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,Now where's she going?,now wheres she going,4 +153565,549,195,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I know that horse! It's Sudsley! Sudsley Brew-Right!",920000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Hey, I know that horse! It's Sudsley! Sudsley Brew-Right!",hey i know that horse its sudsley sudsley brew-right,9 +153566,549,196,Homer Simpson: That horse was instrumental in me becoming a man.,927000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,That horse was instrumental in me becoming a man.,that horse was instrumental in me becoming a man,9 +153567,549,197,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - snowy winter day),931000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +153568,549,198,12-Year-Old Homer: (MAKES FACE) Ew. That tastes horrible!,931000,TRUE,6573,270,12-Year-Old Homer,Springfield Street,Ew. That tastes horrible!,ew that tastes horrible,4 +153569,549,199,Homer Simpson: Beer transformed that cute little boy into the man you see before you.,958000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Beer transformed that cute little boy into the man you see before you.,beer transformed that cute little boy into the man you see before you,13 +153570,549,200,Bart Simpson: Whoa! They like each other!,968000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,Whoa! They like each other!,whoa they like each other,5 +153571,549,201,"Homer Simpson: You know, pregnant is pregnant...",970000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"You know, pregnant is pregnant...",you know pregnant is pregnant,5 +153572,549,202,Bart Simpson: What are you talking about?,973000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,What are you talking about?,what are you talking about,5 +153573,549,203,"Homer Simpson: We're not lost, boy. Not by a longshot. We just have to set the mood.",975000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"We're not lost, boy. Not by a longshot. We just have to set the mood.",were not lost boy not by a longshot we just have to set the mood,15 +153574,549,204,"Homer Simpson: (BELTS IT OUT) LET THEM PLAY! WE WON'T LOOK, WE'LL TURN AWAY / (TO HORSES) GO MAKE LOVE, THEN EAT SOME HAY...",986000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"LET THEM PLAY! WE WON'T LOOK, WE'LL TURN AWAY / GO MAKE LOVE, THEN EAT SOME HAY...",let them play we wont look well turn away go make love then eat some hay,16 +153575,549,205,Bart Simpson: (SINGS) WE'LL BE DEAD...SHOT THROUGH THE HEAD,998000,TRUE,8,270,Bart Simpson,Springfield Street,WE'LL BE DEAD...SHOT THROUGH THE HEAD,well be deadshot through the head,6 +153576,549,206,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) BE THAT AS IT MAY,1004000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,BE THAT AS IT MAY,be that as it may,5 +153577,549,207,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) FAT TONY'S HORSE IS GAY!,1007000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,FAT TONY'S HORSE IS GAY!,fat tonys horse is gay,5 +153578,549,208,(RANCH HOUSE: Int. ranch house - continuous),1011000,FALSE,NA,4353,NA,RANCH HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +153579,549,209,Fat Tony: (SINGS) I DO NOT HEAR NO BANGING / NO SOUND OF HORSESHOES CLANGING...,1011000,TRUE,568,4353,Fat Tony,RANCH HOUSE,I DO NOT HEAR NO BANGING / NO SOUND OF HORSESHOES CLANGING...,i do not hear no banging no sound of horseshoes clanging,11 +153580,549,210,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) ROLL IN HAY!,1018000,TRUE,2,4353,Homer Simpson,RANCH HOUSE,ROLL IN HAY!,roll in hay,3 +153581,549,211,Bart Simpson: (SINGS) OR TOMORROW WE WILL PAY!,1020000,TRUE,8,4353,Bart Simpson,RANCH HOUSE,OR TOMORROW WE WILL PAY!,or tomorrow we will pay,5 +153582,549,212,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) I DON'T CARE ABOUT TOMORROW / WE NEED TRUE HORSE LOVE TODAY,1024000,TRUE,2,4353,Homer Simpson,RANCH HOUSE,I DON'T CARE ABOUT TOMORROW / WE NEED TRUE HORSE LOVE TODAY,i dont care about tomorrow we need true horse love today,11 +153583,549,213,Homer Simpson: HERE'S A BLANKET THEY CAN BORROW,1035000,TRUE,2,4353,Homer Simpson,RANCH HOUSE,HERE'S A BLANKET THEY CAN BORROW,heres a blanket they can borrow,6 +153586,549,216,Louie: (SINGS) I DON'T REALLY MIND AT ALL / BUT WHY MUST I GO MOP THE STALL?,1047000,TRUE,570,1816,Louie,Barn,I DON'T REALLY MIND AT ALL / BUT WHY MUST I GO MOP THE STALL?,i dont really mind at all but why must i go mop the stall,14 +153587,549,217,"Bart Simpson: (SINGS, BIG FINISH) ROLL IN HAY!",1054000,TRUE,8,1816,Bart Simpson,Barn,ROLL IN HAY!,roll in hay,3 +153588,549,218,Bart Simpson: ROLL IN HAY!,1057000,TRUE,8,1816,Bart Simpson,Barn,ROLL IN HAY!,roll in hay,3 +153589,549,219,Bart Simpson: ROLL IN HAY!,1060000,TRUE,8,1816,Bart Simpson,Barn,ROLL IN HAY!,roll in hay,3 +153590,549,220,"Homer Simpson: Ah, young love.",1084000,TRUE,2,1816,Homer Simpson,Barn,"Ah, young love.",ah young love,3 +153591,549,221,(Grateful Gelding Stables: ext. stable - day),1088000,FALSE,NA,503,NA,Grateful Gelding Stables,NA,NA,NA +153592,549,222,"Fat Tony: So, where is the pregnancy test?",1088000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,"So, where is the pregnancy test?",so where is the pregnancy test,6 +153593,549,223,: Right here,1091000,TRUE,NA,503,NA,Grateful Gelding Stables,Right here,right here,2 +153594,549,224,"Fat Tony: What does it say, the Pimlico plus of joy, or the Maryland State fairgrounds minus?",1098000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,"What does it say, the Pimlico plus of joy, or the Maryland State fairgrounds minus?",what does it say the pimlico plus of joy or the maryland state fairgrounds minus,15 +153595,549,225,Fat Tony: It's a plus! We're havin' a baby!,1106000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,It's a plus! We're havin' a baby!,its a plus were havin a baby,7 +153596,549,226,"Louie: Hey, Salud! I've never seen Johnny Tightlips so happy.",1109000,TRUE,570,503,Louie,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Hey, Salud! I've never seen Johnny Tightlips so happy.",hey salud ive never seen johnny tightlips so happy,9 +153597,549,227,"Fat Tony: Simpsons! You're free to go! Louie, drive 'em home.",1116000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Simpsons! You're free to go! Louie, drive 'em home.",simpsons youre free to go louie drive em home,9 +153598,549,228,"Bart Simpson: Cool, another limo ride!",1119000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,"Cool, another limo ride!",cool another limo ride,4 +153599,549,229,Fat Tony: The limo's in the shop. We have a loaner.,1122000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,The limo's in the shop. We have a loaner.,the limos in the shop we have a loaner,9 +153600,549,230,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba,1125000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,Ay carumba,ay carumba,2 +153601,549,231,Homer Simpson: You monster! My knees will be in my throat!,1127000,TRUE,2,503,Homer Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,You monster! My knees will be in my throat!,you monster my knees will be in my throat,9 +153602,549,232,Fat Tony: (MENACING) There's another way you can go.,1131000,TRUE,568,503,Fat Tony,Grateful Gelding Stables,There's another way you can go.,theres another way you can go,6 +153603,549,233,Bart Simpson: Dad!,1135000,TRUE,8,503,Bart Simpson,Grateful Gelding Stables,Dad!,dad,1 +153604,549,234,(RANCH: ext. ranch - later),1137000,FALSE,NA,2577,NA,RANCH,NA,NA,NA +153605,549,235,"Marge Simpson: Cheesesteak, a little advice from a mother of three: they'll turn out the same whether you gallop or trot.",1137000,TRUE,1,2577,Marge Simpson,RANCH,"Cheesesteak, a little advice from a mother of three: they'll turn out the same whether you gallop or trot.",cheesesteak a little advice from a mother of three theyll turn out the same whether you gallop or trot,19 +153606,549,236,Homer Simpson: Teach him not to pee during parades. He'll get more work.,1144000,TRUE,2,2577,Homer Simpson,RANCH,Teach him not to pee during parades. He'll get more work.,teach him not to pee during parades hell get more work,11 +153607,549,237,Lisa Simpson: Now that's what I call a modern family.,1151000,TRUE,9,2577,Lisa Simpson,RANCH,Now that's what I call a modern family.,now thats what i call a modern family,8 +153608,549,238,(FEDERAL COURTROOM: INT. FEDERAL COURTROOM - DAY),1173000,FALSE,NA,4284,NA,FEDERAL COURTROOM,NA,NA,NA +153609,549,239,Prosecutor: The prosecution calls... Sudsley Brew-Right!,1173000,TRUE,760,4284,Prosecutor,FEDERAL COURTROOM,The prosecution calls... Sudsley Brew-Right!,the prosecution calls sudsley brew-right,5 +153610,549,240,"Prosecutor: Sudsley, on the night in question, how many did you see the defendant kill?",1178000,TRUE,760,4284,Prosecutor,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"Sudsley, on the night in question, how many did you see the defendant kill?",sudsley on the night in question how many did you see the defendant kill,14 +153611,549,241,Prosecutor: Seven in one night?! What kind of a monster could do that?,1185000,TRUE,760,4284,Prosecutor,FEDERAL COURTROOM,Seven in one night?! What kind of a monster could do that?,seven in one night what kind of a monster could do that,12 +153612,549,242,"Duffman: A party monster! Drinking the new, convenient Duff seven-pack!",1189000,TRUE,2277,4284,Duffman,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"A party monster! Drinking the new, convenient Duff seven-pack!",a party monster drinking the new convenient duff seven-pack,9 +153613,549,243,Duffman: The Duff Seven Pack -- one more for the road.,1198000,TRUE,2277,4284,Duffman,FEDERAL COURTROOM,The Duff Seven Pack -- one more for the road.,the duff seven pack -- one more for the road,10 +153614,549,244,Duffman: There's nothing symmetrical about flavor!,1201000,TRUE,2277,4284,Duffman,FEDERAL COURTROOM,There's nothing symmetrical about flavor!,theres nothing symmetrical about flavor,5 +153615,549,245,Duffman: So get your seven-pack today!,1205000,TRUE,2277,4284,Duffman,FEDERAL COURTROOM,So get your seven-pack today!,so get your seven-pack today,5 +153616,549,246,"Duffman: It looks wrong, but is oh so right.",1207000,TRUE,2277,4284,Duffman,FEDERAL COURTROOM,"It looks wrong, but is oh so right.",it looks wrong but is oh so right,8 +153617,549,247,Duffman: Oh yeah.,1212000,TRUE,2277,4284,Duffman,FEDERAL COURTROOM,Oh yeah.,oh yeah,2 +153618,551,0,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - kitchen - day - Friday),115000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153619,551,1,(KITCHEN: int. kitchen - continuous),115000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +153620,551,2,Bart Simpson: Mom! It's not funny if I can't hear the cats drown in their own barf!,115000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,Mom! It's not funny if I can't hear the cats drown in their own barf!,mom its not funny if i cant hear the cats drown in their own barf,15 +153621,551,3,"Cats: (DROWNING, VOMITING NOISES)",115000,FALSE,6574,6,Cats,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +153623,551,5,Marge Simpson: Why can't kids still watch Captain Kangaroo?,126000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,Why can't kids still watch Captain Kangaroo?,why cant kids still watch captain kangaroo,7 +153624,551,6,Bart Simpson: Culture's in decline! Deal with it!,129000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,Culture's in decline! Deal with it!,cultures in decline deal with it,6 +153625,551,7,Marge Simpson: (EXTREMELY EXASPERATED MURMUR),129000,FALSE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +153626,551,8,Bart Simpson: (HAPPY) Yay! A mess!,134000,TRUE,8,6,Bart Simpson,KITCHEN,Yay! A mess!,yay a mess,3 +153627,551,9,Homer Simpson: (DELIGHTED) Ooh! Can I lick the ceiling?,136000,TRUE,2,6,Homer Simpson,KITCHEN,Ooh! Can I lick the ceiling?,ooh can i lick the ceiling,6 +153628,551,10,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR) I was making that cake for the block party today! Now there's no choice but to go... (HUSHED) store-bought!,139000,TRUE,1,6,Marge Simpson,KITCHEN,I was making that cake for the block party today! Now there's no choice but to go... store-bought!,i was making that cake for the block party today now theres no choice but to go store-bought,18 +153629,551,11,(Swapper Jack's: Ext. Swapper Jack's - establishing),155000,FALSE,NA,4041,NA,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +153630,551,12,(Supermarket: int. supermarket - day),155000,FALSE,NA,381,NA,Supermarket,NA,NA,NA +153631,551,13,Shauna Chalmers: (ON MIC) I need a price check on Gramma Shortcut's Store-bought Bundt Cake.,155000,TRUE,5625,381,Shauna Chalmers,Supermarket,I need a price check on Gramma Shortcut's Store-bought Bundt Cake.,i need a price check on gramma shortcuts store-bought bundt cake,11 +153632,551,14,Marge Simpson: Keep it! Let's go!,164000,TRUE,1,381,Marge Simpson,Supermarket,Keep it! Let's go!,keep it lets go,4 +153633,551,15,Shauna Chalmers: We got some put-backs.,168000,TRUE,5625,381,Shauna Chalmers,Supermarket,We got some put-backs.,we got some put-backs,4 +153634,551,16,"Gil Gunderson: Roger dodger, boss!",170000,TRUE,2369,381,Gil Gunderson,Supermarket,"Roger dodger, boss!",roger dodger boss,3 +153635,551,17,"Shauna Chalmers: Hey, don't turn old man on me!",172000,TRUE,5625,381,Shauna Chalmers,Supermarket,"Hey, don't turn old man on me!",hey dont turn old man on me,7 +153636,551,18,"Gil Gunderson: You know, I used to be the buyer for the whole chain. Seventy-one stores... you heard of the A. and P.? Well, we were the J. and G. (SINGS) YOU'LL LIKE WHAT YOU SEE AT THE J. AND G.! / THERE USED TO BE THREE BUT WE LOST THE Z. and--!",174000,TRUE,2369,381,Gil Gunderson,Supermarket,"You know, I used to be the buyer for the whole chain. Seventy-one stores... you heard of the A. and P.? Well, we were the J. and G. YOU'LL LIKE WHAT YOU SEE AT THE J. AND G.! / THERE USED TO BE THREE BUT WE LOST THE Z. and--!",you know i used to be the buyer for the whole chain seventy-one stores you heard of the a and p well we were the j and g youll like what you see at the j and g there used to be three but we lost the z and--,49 +153637,551,19,Shauna Chalmers: If I make out with you will you shut up?,188000,TRUE,5625,381,Shauna Chalmers,Supermarket,If I make out with you will you shut up?,if i make out with you will you shut up,10 +153638,551,20,"Gil Gunderson: Eh, give it a shot.",190000,TRUE,2369,381,Gil Gunderson,Supermarket,"Eh, give it a shot.",eh give it a shot,5 +153639,551,21,"Gil Gunderson: (FUTILE KISSING NOISES) / You know, we used to give out gray stamps. Remember green stamps? Ours was gray.",190000,TRUE,2369,381,Gil Gunderson,Supermarket,"/ You know, we used to give out gray stamps. Remember green stamps? Ours was gray.",you know we used to give out gray stamps remember green stamps ours was gray,15 +153640,551,22,(Evergreen Terrace: EXT. EVERGREEN TERRACE - DAY),202000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +153641,551,23,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: (ON STAGE) Attention block party losers -- we are ""Ear Poison""!",202000,TRUE,145,410,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Evergreen Terrace,"Attention block party losers -- we are ""Ear Poison""!",attention block party losers -- we are ear poison,9 +153642,551,24,"DOLPH: (SINGS SWEETLY) THERE WERE BELLS ON A HILL / BUT I NEVER HEARD THEM RINGING / NO, I NEVER HEARD THEM AT ALL /",210000,TRUE,146,410,DOLPH,Evergreen Terrace,"THERE WERE BELLS ON A HILL / BUT I NEVER HEARD THEM RINGING / NO, I NEVER HEARD THEM AT ALL /",there were bells on a hill but i never heard them ringing no i never heard them at all,19 +153643,551,25,Marge Simpson: (GASPS),210000,FALSE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +153644,551,26,"BRITISH MAN: We must have the same recipe. ""Drive to store. Buy cheap cake. Serves them right."" Booth Wilkes-John. My wife and I just moved here from London.",223000,TRUE,6575,410,BRITISH MAN,Evergreen Terrace,"We must have the same recipe. ""Drive to store. Buy cheap cake. Serves them right."" Booth Wilkes-John. My wife and I just moved here from London.",we must have the same recipe drive to store buy cheap cake serves them right booth wilkes-john my wife and i just moved here from london,26 +153645,551,27,Marge Simpson: Marge Simpson. Congratulations on little King George.,231000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Marge Simpson. Congratulations on little King George.,marge simpson congratulations on little king george,7 +153646,551,28,"Booth: Well, Marge. My wife and I are hosting a get-to-know-you game night on Saturday next. Or as you call it ""next Saturday.""",235000,TRUE,6576,410,Booth,Evergreen Terrace,"Well, Marge. My wife and I are hosting a get-to-know-you game night on Saturday next. Or as you call it ""next Saturday.""",well marge my wife and i are hosting a get-to-know-you game night on saturday next or as you call it next saturday,22 +153647,551,29,Marge Simpson: (INTRIGUED) Ooh! Game night?,242000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Ooh! Game night?,ooh game night,3 +153648,551,30,"Booth: You know, adult games. Well not (AIR QUOTE) ""adult"" games. Fun games like ""Charades"" (SHA-RODS). Or as you call it, ""Pictionary.""",244000,TRUE,6576,410,Booth,Evergreen Terrace,"You know, adult games. Well not ""adult"" games. Fun games like ""Charades"" . Or as you call it, ""Pictionary.""",you know adult games well not adult games fun games like charades or as you call it pictionary,18 +153649,551,31,Marge Simpson: That sounds like fun. I'll just tell Homer and--,252000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,That sounds like fun. I'll just tell Homer and--,that sounds like fun ill just tell homer and--,9 +153650,551,32,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Homer! For the last time, do not drink the Yahtzee dice!",257000,TRUE,332,410,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Evergreen Terrace,"Homer! For the last time, do not drink the Yahtzee dice!",homer for the last time do not drink the yahtzee dice,11 +153651,551,33,Homer Simpson: Fine.,260000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Fine.,fine,1 +153652,551,34,"Homer Simpson: (LOOKING DOWN) Ooh, doubles!",263000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Ooh, doubles!",ooh doubles,2 +153653,551,35,Marge Simpson: I don't know... we have church the next morning... starts at eleven...,264000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I don't know... we have church the next morning... starts at eleven...,i dont know we have church the next morning starts at eleven,12 +153654,551,36,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (PASSING BY) Oh, we're going to the game night. Moving church to Monday afternoon.",270000,TRUE,140,410,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Evergreen Terrace,"Oh, we're going to the game night. Moving church to Monday afternoon.",oh were going to the game night moving church to monday afternoon,12 +153655,551,37,Marge Simpson: (UNCOMFORTABLE NOISE),270000,FALSE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +153656,551,38,"Booth: Well, if you change your mind, please let us know. We could become couples friends. Now let me try some of Ned Flanders' ""no-alarm chili.""",275000,TRUE,6576,410,Booth,Evergreen Terrace,"Well, if you change your mind, please let us know. We could become couples friends. Now let me try some of Ned Flanders' ""no-alarm chili.""",well if you change your mind please let us know we could become couples friends now let me try some of ned flanders no-alarm chili,25 +153657,551,39,Ned Flanders: You'll only taste the spoon!,283000,TRUE,11,410,Ned Flanders,Evergreen Terrace,You'll only taste the spoon!,youll only taste the spoon,5 +153658,551,40,Booth: Brilliant!,285000,TRUE,6576,410,Booth,Evergreen Terrace,Brilliant!,brilliant,1 +153659,551,41,(Simpson Home: Int. simPSon house - Marge and Homer's bedroom - night),289000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153660,551,42,Marge Simpson: (BLURTING) Why don't we have any couples friends?,289000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why don't we have any couples friends?,why dont we have any couples friends,7 +153661,551,43,"Homer Simpson: (BIG SIGH, THEN:) Because couples friends are a myth, started by restaurants with tables for four.",292000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Because couples friends are a myth, started by restaurants with tables for four.",because couples friends are a myth started by restaurants with tables for four,13 +153662,551,44,Marge Simpson: I want friends. Any friends.,298000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I want friends. Any friends.,i want friends any friends,5 +153663,551,45,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) Okay, sweetie, I'll call the Van Houtens.",301000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, sweetie, I'll call the Van Houtens.",okay sweetie ill call the van houtens,7 +153664,551,46,Marge Simpson: Not the Van Houtens.,304000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Not the Van Houtens.,not the van houtens,4 +153665,551,47,Homer Simpson: But...,304000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,But...,but,1 +153666,551,48,Marge Simpson: They're always bragging about their trip to Rome. It was twelve years ago and it was a layover. I want new friends!,305000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,They're always bragging about their trip to Rome. It was twelve years ago and it was a layover. I want new friends!,theyre always bragging about their trip to rome it was twelve years ago and it was a layover i want new friends,22 +153667,551,49,Lisa Simpson: Can I make an observation?,312000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I make an observation?,can i make an observation,5 +153668,551,50,Lisa Simpson: I'm okay with no friends. It's easier to focus and it'll give me great material for whatever art form I choose. Right now I'm thinking long novella. (CHEERY) Goodnight!,314000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm okay with no friends. It's easier to focus and it'll give me great material for whatever art form I choose. Right now I'm thinking long novella. Goodnight!,im okay with no friends its easier to focus and itll give me great material for whatever art form i choose right now im thinking long novella goodnight,28 +153669,551,51,"Marge Simpson: (STUNNED) ""Okay with no friends."" That's the saddest thing I can imagine my daughter saying to me.",325000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"""Okay with no friends."" That's the saddest thing I can imagine my daughter saying to me.",okay with no friends thats the saddest thing i can imagine my daughter saying to me,16 +153670,551,52,Bart Simpson: I can think of worse.,331000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I can think of worse.,i can think of worse,5 +153671,551,53,"Bart Simpson: The saddest thing would be if you were driving and texting Lisa, and you hit her. And the last thing she texted, before she died, was ""I got your message."" G'night.",333000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"The saddest thing would be if you were driving and texting Lisa, and you hit her. And the last thing she texted, before she died, was ""I got your message."" G'night.",the saddest thing would be if you were driving and texting lisa and you hit her and the last thing she texted before she died was i got your message gnight,31 +153672,551,54,Homer Simpson: (CONSIDERING NOISE) They all make good points.,346000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They all make good points.,they all make good points,5 +153673,551,55,"Announcer: And now, the moment of truth on ""Topiary Wars.""",348000,TRUE,33,5,Announcer,Simpson Home,"And now, the moment of truth on ""Topiary Wars.""",and now the moment of truth on topiary wars,9 +153674,551,56,"Snooty Judge: This ""Taj Mahal"" should be floated down the Ganges.",362000,TRUE,6577,5,Snooty Judge,Simpson Home,"This ""Taj Mahal"" should be floated down the Ganges.",this taj mahal should be floated down the ganges,9 +153675,551,57,"Host: I'm sorry, Cathy. Turn in your shears and ladders.",366000,TRUE,508,5,Host,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, Cathy. Turn in your shears and ladders.",im sorry cathy turn in your shears and ladders,9 +153676,551,58,Cathy: (MENACING) Come and get 'em! (JOKER-TYPE LAUGH),369000,TRUE,6578,5,Cathy,Simpson Home,Come and get 'em!,come and get em,4 +153677,551,59,Homer Simpson: Oh. Thank you. Why was that on the Military History Channel?,369000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh. Thank you. Why was that on the Military History Channel?,oh thank you why was that on the military history channel,11 +153678,551,60,Marge Simpson: We're going to that game party and we're going to be charming and witty.,377000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,We're going to that game party and we're going to be charming and witty.,were going to that game party and were going to be charming and witty,14 +153679,551,61,"Marge Simpson: You're not going to eat too much, and we're not going to stay too late.",381000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You're not going to eat too much, and we're not going to stay too late.",youre not going to eat too much and were not going to stay too late,15 +153680,551,62,"Marge Simpson: You will not sing unless there's a sing-along, and never take the tray out of the caterer's hand.",386000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You will not sing unless there's a sing-along, and never take the tray out of the caterer's hand.",you will not sing unless theres a sing-along and never take the tray out of the caterers hand,18 +153681,551,63,"Marge Simpson: Don't be too loud and don't be too quiet. When you're too quiet, you get that psycho look.",393000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't be too loud and don't be too quiet. When you're too quiet, you get that psycho look.",dont be too loud and dont be too quiet when youre too quiet you get that psycho look,18 +153682,551,64,Homer Simpson: (CREEPY LITTLE LAUGH),393000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153683,551,65,Marge Simpson: And stay in the living room. Don't go to their kids' room and watch a basketball game.,399000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And stay in the living room. Don't go to their kids' room and watch a basketball game.,and stay in the living room dont go to their kids room and watch a basketball game,17 +153684,551,66,Homer Simpson: Can I check out what toys they have?,404000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can I check out what toys they have?,can i check out what toys they have,8 +153685,551,67,Marge Simpson: No.,405000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +153686,551,68,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Dinner party at the neighbors'. At least I can drink.,407000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Dinner party at the neighbors'. At least I can drink.,dinner party at the neighbors at least i can drink,10 +153687,551,69,Marge Simpson: One drink.,411000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,One drink.,one drink,2 +153688,551,70,"Homer Simpson: (BAFFLED NOISE) Walking distance, Marge. I've been looking forward to this all week!",413000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Walking distance, Marge. I've been looking forward to this all week!",walking distance marge ive been looking forward to this all week,11 +153689,551,71,Duffman: (IN APP) Don't show your wife this app! Oh no!,420000,TRUE,2277,5,Duffman,Simpson Home,Don't show your wife this app! Oh no!,dont show your wife this app oh no,8 +153690,551,72,"Marge Simpson: You were charming enough to win me, and that day you didn't have a drink in you.",425000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You were charming enough to win me, and that day you didn't have a drink in you.",you were charming enough to win me and that day you didnt have a drink in you,17 +153691,551,73,((WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE: Int. (Wilkes-John) house - living room - night),437000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +153692,551,74,"Booth: Marge, Homer!",437000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"Marge, Homer!",marge homer,2 +153693,551,75,Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) Homer!,441000,TRUE,1,133,Marge Simpson,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,Homer!,homer,1 +153694,551,76,"Homer Simpson: You know, I have more cheeks. (SUAVE CHUCKLE)",443000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"You know, I have more cheeks.",you know i have more cheeks,6 +153695,551,77,"Booth: I'd like you to meet my wife, Wallis.",443000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"I'd like you to meet my wife, Wallis.",id like you to meet my wife wallis,8 +153696,551,78,Wallis: (MANNISH VOICE) Howya doin'?,449000,TRUE,6579,133,Wallis,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,Howya doin'?,howya doin,2 +153697,551,79,Booth: Wallis has unearthed the most delightful entertainment to thrill us for hours on end -- it's a murder mystery and we're all suspects!,450000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,Wallis has unearthed the most delightful entertainment to thrill us for hours on end -- it's a murder mystery and we're all suspects!,wallis has unearthed the most delightful entertainment to thrill us for hours on end -- its a murder mystery and were all suspects,23 +153698,551,80,Party Guests: (EXCITED NOISES),450000,FALSE,2981,133,Party Guests,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +153699,551,81,Chief Wiggum: Great. I always wanted to try and solve a crime.,460000,TRUE,71,133,Chief Wiggum,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,Great. I always wanted to try and solve a crime.,great i always wanted to try and solve a crime,10 +153700,551,82,Party Guests: (EXCITED GASPS),460000,FALSE,2981,133,Party Guests,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +153701,551,83,"Booth: Please, everyone read your bio.",465000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"Please, everyone read your bio.",please everyone read your bio,5 +153702,551,84,Sideshow Mel: (READING CARD) I am a humble farmer from Yorkshire. (BOOMING MEL VOICE) Humble I can be!,469000,TRUE,699,133,Sideshow Mel,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,I am a humble farmer from Yorkshire. Humble I can be!,i am a humble farmer from yorkshire humble i can be,11 +153703,551,85,"Booth: That's the spirit! Wallis and I have found this game to provide a full evening of (FRENCH ACCENT) divertissement, building in suspense to a masterful climax. We've rented costumes you'll find accurate to period and conducive to character. We will serve food and wine appropriate to period and palette.",475000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"That's the spirit! Wallis and I have found this game to provide a full evening of divertissement, building in suspense to a masterful climax. We've rented costumes you'll find accurate to period and conducive to character. We will serve food and wine appropriate to period and palette.",thats the spirit wallis and i have found this game to provide a full evening of divertissement building in suspense to a masterful climax weve rented costumes youll find accurate to period and conducive to character we will serve food and wine appropriate to period and palette,47 +153704,551,86,Booth: We've programmed music to cover every dramatic event!,495000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,We've programmed music to cover every dramatic event!,weve programmed music to cover every dramatic event,8 +153705,551,87,Booth: Hired a Foley artist...,498000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,Hired a Foley artist...,hired a foley artist,4 +153706,551,88,Booth: I believe the mare has a slight limp.,502000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,I believe the mare has a slight limp.,i believe the mare has a slight limp,8 +153707,551,89,"Booth: Yes. Yes! So for the next three hours, I welcome you to the moors of--",506000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"Yes. Yes! So for the next three hours, I welcome you to the moors of--",yes yes so for the next three hours i welcome you to the moors of--,15 +153740,551,122,Homer Simpson: (GRIM) They'll get their blood money.,644000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They'll get their blood money.,theyll get their blood money,5 +153708,551,90,Homer Simpson: Question. (READING CARD) It says here the murderer is Admiral Wainsworth. Who's that?,513000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,Question. It says here the murderer is Admiral Wainsworth. Who's that?,question it says here the murderer is admiral wainsworth whos that,11 +153709,551,91,Booth: (STUNNED NOISE) You've... you... you've given away the game.,519000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,You've... you... you've given away the game.,youve you youve given away the game,7 +153710,551,92,"Homer Simpson: (INNOCENT LAUGH) Well, you know--",522000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"Well, you know--",well you know--,3 +153711,551,93,Homer Simpson: (HITTING NOISE /(GETTING HIT NOISE),522000,FALSE,2,133,Homer Simpson,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +153712,551,94,Homer Simpson: Why you--,523000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,Why you--,why you--,2 +153713,551,95,Booth: (HITTING NOISE)/(GETTING HIT NOISE),523000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,/,NA,0 +153714,551,96,Booth: Thank you so much! Now Wallis will once again withdraw into melancholia.,528000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,Thank you so much! Now Wallis will once again withdraw into melancholia.,thank you so much now wallis will once again withdraw into melancholia,12 +153715,551,97,"Wallis: (MONOTONOUS) Birth, school, work, death. Worth, drool, shirk, breath. Mirth, cruel, quirk, meth...",534000,TRUE,6579,133,Wallis,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"Birth, school, work, death. Worth, drool, shirk, breath. Mirth, cruel, quirk, meth...",birth school work death worth drool shirk breath mirth cruel quirk meth,12 +153716,551,98,"Booth: (CONTROLLED FURY) Just so you know, Homer, you were going to be a dashing Russian Count with multiple lovers!",542000,TRUE,6576,133,Booth,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"Just so you know, Homer, you were going to be a dashing Russian Count with multiple lovers!",just so you know homer you were going to be a dashing russian count with multiple lovers,17 +153717,551,99,"Homer Simpson: (DEFIANT) Well, as we say in Russia: ""Goodbye in Russian""!",547000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,(WILKES-JOHN) HOUSE,"Well, as we say in Russia: ""Goodbye in Russian""!",well as we say in russia goodbye in russian,9 +153718,551,100,(Evergreen Terrace: Ext. evergreen terrace - night),560000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +153719,551,101,"Homer Simpson: Uh, nice night for a walk.",560000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Uh, nice night for a walk.",uh nice night for a walk,6 +153720,551,102,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I'd like to be alone for a while.,565000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,I'd like to be alone for a while.,id like to be alone for a while,8 +153721,551,103,Homer Simpson: Do you want to be more alone?,568000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Do you want to be more alone?,do you want to be more alone,7 +153722,551,104,Marge Simpson: Yes.,570000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Yes.,yes,1 +153723,551,105,Homer Simpson: (FROM A DISTANCE) More?,576000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,More?,more,1 +153724,551,106,"Marge Simpson: Mm, hm.",576000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Mm, hm.",mm hm,2 +153725,551,107,Homer Simpson: What the?,580000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,What the?,what the,2 +153726,551,108,Marge Simpson: That's good.,583000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,That's good.,thats good,2 +153727,551,109,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing - morning),588000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153728,551,110,"Homer Simpson: Okay, I slept on the couch, and I flipped the sweaty cushions over. What else can I do?",588000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, I slept on the couch, and I flipped the sweaty cushions over. What else can I do?",okay i slept on the couch and i flipped the sweaty cushions over what else can i do,18 +153729,551,111,"Marge Simpson: (CUTTING HIM OFF) It's okay. I mean, those people didn't even want us at that party in the first place. I think it's time we learned to live with being ostracized.",592000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's okay. I mean, those people didn't even want us at that party in the first place. I think it's time we learned to live with being ostracized.",its okay i mean those people didnt even want us at that party in the first place i think its time we learned to live with being ostracized,28 +153730,551,112,Homer Simpson: Mmmm--,603000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Mmmm--,mmmm--,1 +153731,551,113,"Marge Simpson: Don't you dare say ""ostrich eyes.""",604000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't you dare say ""ostrich eyes.""",dont you dare say ostrich eyes,6 +153732,551,114,"Homer Simpson: (NOT SURE WHY) Because... (OFF HER LOOK) Oh. Oh, okay, okay. What should we do?",607000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Because... Oh. Oh, okay, okay. What should we do?",because oh oh okay okay what should we do,9 +153733,551,115,Marge Simpson: Nothing. I give up. No more dinner parties. Our whole social life will be us watching TV and you going to Moe's.,612000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Nothing. I give up. No more dinner parties. Our whole social life will be us watching TV and you going to Moe's.,nothing i give up no more dinner parties our whole social life will be us watching tv and you going to moes,22 +153734,551,116,Homer Simpson: (NODS) I see.,621000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I see.,i see,2 +153735,551,117,"Homer Simpson: (TO MAGGIE, CONTAINING JOY) Woo-hoo!",623000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo-hoo!,woo-hoo,1 +153736,551,118,"Homer Simpson: (SOLEMN) Well, if that's how you think it has to be.",628000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if that's how you think it has to be.",well if thats how you think it has to be,10 +153737,551,119,"Marge Simpson: Yes, for us. But not for Lisa! Never for Lisa. We're going to help her make friends.",631000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, for us. But not for Lisa! Never for Lisa. We're going to help her make friends.",yes for us but not for lisa never for lisa were going to help her make friends,17 +153738,551,120,Homer Simpson: It might be easier with Maggie. She's always getting letters from the Daycare center.,638000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It might be easier with Maggie. She's always getting letters from the Daycare center.,it might be easier with maggie shes always getting letters from the daycare center,14 +153739,551,121,Marge Simpson: Those are past-due bills.,642000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Those are past-due bills.,those are past-due bills,4 +153741,551,123,Marge Simpson: And Lisa will get a friend.,646000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,And Lisa will get a friend.,and lisa will get a friend,6 +153742,551,124,Lisa Simpson: (TO DOG) After this we'll do makeovers!,650000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,After this we'll do makeovers!,after this well do makeovers,5 +153743,551,125,Homer Simpson: So... where are all the friends?,657000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,So... where are all the friends?,so where are all the friends,6 +153744,551,126,Marge Simpson: I don't know! I invited everyone that Lisa's ever met.,659000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know! I invited everyone that Lisa's ever met.,i dont know i invited everyone that lisas ever met,10 +153745,551,127,Homer Simpson: Who are you?,663000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Who are you?,who are you,3 +153746,551,128,WISEGUY BOY: Gus Huebner. I was on Lisa's coed soccer team two years ago.,663000,TRUE,6580,5,WISEGUY BOY,Simpson Home,Gus Huebner. I was on Lisa's coed soccer team two years ago.,gus huebner i was on lisas coed soccer team two years ago,12 +153747,551,129,"Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) Well, Lisa's going to be here in five minutes, and the only kid who showed up is Gus Frickin' Huebner!",669000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, Lisa's going to be here in five minutes, and the only kid who showed up is Gus Frickin' Huebner!",well lisas going to be here in five minutes and the only kid who showed up is gus frickin huebner,20 +153748,551,130,GUS HUEBNER: Watch your mouth.,674000,TRUE,6581,5,GUS HUEBNER,Simpson Home,Watch your mouth.,watch your mouth,3 +153749,551,131,"Marge Simpson: Oh! Oh no, you're right, Homer! Abort! Abort!",674000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh! Oh no, you're right, Homer! Abort! Abort!",oh oh no youre right homer abort abort,8 +153750,551,132,"GUS HUEBNER: Oh, no. I was the only chump who showed up at this train wreck. Well, I'm not leaving till I get a party.",679000,TRUE,6581,5,GUS HUEBNER,Simpson Home,"Oh, no. I was the only chump who showed up at this train wreck. Well, I'm not leaving till I get a party.",oh no i was the only chump who showed up at this train wreck well im not leaving till i get a party,23 +153751,551,133,"Marge Simpson: Fine, fine! Homer! Give him a party!",685000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine, fine! Homer! Give him a party!",fine fine homer give him a party,7 +153752,551,134,Lisa Simpson: Gus Huebner? Is that you?,717000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Gus Huebner? Is that you?,gus huebner is that you,5 +153753,551,135,GUS HUEBNER: (LAUGHS) I wish. That kid could play youth soccer. (WALKS OFF),722000,TRUE,6581,5,GUS HUEBNER,Simpson Home,I wish. That kid could play youth soccer.,i wish that kid could play youth soccer,8 +153754,551,136,Lisa Simpson: Are you guys okay?,731000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you guys okay?,are you guys okay,4 +153755,551,137,"Marge Simpson: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I'm fine.",733000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. I'm fine.",yeah yeah yeah sure im fine,6 +153756,551,138,Homer Simpson: Yeah. Nothin-- Nothing's going on.,734000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah. Nothin-- Nothing's going on.,yeah nothin-- nothings going on,5 +153757,551,139,"Marge Simpson: Right. Right, nothing.",736000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Right. Right, nothing.",right right nothing,3 +153758,551,140,Lisa Simpson: What's for dinner?,738000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What's for dinner?,whats for dinner,3 +153759,551,141,Marge Simpson: Pizza. Mmmm.,738000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Pizza. Mmmm.,pizza mmmm,2 +153760,551,142,Homer Simpson: Lots of pizza.,740000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Lots of pizza.,lots of pizza,3 +153761,551,143,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - day),752000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153762,551,144,(Miss Hoover's Classroom: Int. Miss Hoover's class - continuous),752000,FALSE,NA,574,NA,Miss Hoover's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +153763,551,145,"Marge Simpson: So as her teacher, I was wondering if you could tell me why Lisa has such trouble making friends.",752000,TRUE,1,574,Marge Simpson,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"So as her teacher, I was wondering if you could tell me why Lisa has such trouble making friends.",so as her teacher i was wondering if you could tell me why lisa has such trouble making friends,19 +153764,551,146,"Miss Hoover: Marge, this is when I normally eat lunch...so I'll just tell you Lisa is unique...and we're done.",758000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,"Marge, this is when I normally eat lunch...so I'll just tell you Lisa is unique...and we're done.",marge this is when i normally eat lunchso ill just tell you lisa is uniqueand were done,17 +153765,551,147,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. springfield elementary - gym - day),771000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153766,551,148,"Coach Krupt: All right. For some reason, square-dancing is a part of the gym curriculum. Now I'm gonna open the divider to the girls' gym and if you don't find a dance partner within ten seconds, there is something very wrong with you.",771000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,"All right. For some reason, square-dancing is a part of the gym curriculum. Now I'm gonna open the divider to the girls' gym and if you don't find a dance partner within ten seconds, there is something very wrong with you.",all right for some reason square-dancing is a part of the gym curriculum now im gonna open the divider to the girls gym and if you dont find a dance partner within ten seconds there is something very wrong with you,41 +153767,551,149,"Coach Krupt: That's tough luck, Lisa. Looks like you're dancin' with Groundskeeper Willie.",804000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,"That's tough luck, Lisa. Looks like you're dancin' with Groundskeeper Willie.",thats tough luck lisa looks like youre dancin with groundskeeper willie,11 +153768,551,150,Groundskeeper Willie: Careful of your toes. I've got me cleats on!,808000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,Careful of your toes. I've got me cleats on!,careful of your toes ive got me cleats on,9 +153769,551,151,Tumi: I'll dance with Lisa.,812000,TRUE,6582,3,Tumi,Springfield Elementary School,I'll dance with Lisa.,ill dance with lisa,4 +153770,551,152,Lisa Simpson: Tumi? But you're from the other second grade. We only come together for tornado drills.,814000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Tumi? But you're from the other second grade. We only come together for tornado drills.,tumi but youre from the other second grade we only come together for tornado drills,15 +153771,551,153,"Coach Krupt: (DISGUSTED NOISE) God, I hate square-dancing. It ain't gym class if a fat kid's not crying. Let's do this thing.",821000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,"God, I hate square-dancing. It ain't gym class if a fat kid's not crying. Let's do this thing.",god i hate square-dancing it aint gym class if a fat kids not crying lets do this thing,18 +153772,551,154,Coach Krupt: (SQUARE-DANCE CALLING) SWING YOUR PARTNER / SWING HER HARD / DO-SI-DO WHILE I BOMBARD (BALL HURLING NOISES),835000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,SWING YOUR PARTNER / SWING HER HARD / DO-SI-DO WHILE I BOMBARD,swing your partner swing her hard do-si-do while i bombard,10 +153773,551,155,Coach Krupt: (VOICE RASPY) OH THANK GOD / THE CLOCK SAYS THREE / 'CAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE A PEE,843000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,OH THANK GOD / THE CLOCK SAYS THREE / 'CAUSE I HAVE TO TAKE A PEE,oh thank god the clock says three cause i have to take a pee,14 +153774,551,156,Coach Krupt: Finally!,848000,TRUE,4577,3,Coach Krupt,Springfield Elementary School,Finally!,finally,1 +153775,551,157,Tumi: That was fun.,850000,TRUE,6582,3,Tumi,Springfield Elementary School,That was fun.,that was fun,3 +153776,551,158,"Lisa Simpson: Yeah, it kind of was. But I won't push it, I promise. See ya! (SHE TURNS TO LEAVE)",850000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Yeah, it kind of was. But I won't push it, I promise. See ya!",yeah it kind of was but i wont push it i promise see ya,14 +153777,551,159,"Tumi: Oh, wait, wait, wait! Um... I was going to ""All Sales Vinyl"" after school.",855000,TRUE,6582,3,Tumi,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, wait, wait, wait! Um... I was going to ""All Sales Vinyl"" after school.",oh wait wait wait um i was going to all sales vinyl after school,14 +153778,551,160,Lisa Simpson: The vintage record store?,859000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,The vintage record store?,the vintage record store,4 +153779,551,161,Tumi: (NODS) Yeah. You want to come with me?,861000,TRUE,6582,3,Tumi,Springfield Elementary School,Yeah. You want to come with me?,yeah you want to come with me,7 +153780,551,162,"Lisa Simpson: At the risk of sounding like a broken record, yes, yes, yes!",862000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"At the risk of sounding like a broken record, yes, yes, yes!",at the risk of sounding like a broken record yes yes yes,12 +153781,551,163,(ALL SALES VINYL: Int. All sales Vinyl - day),871000,FALSE,NA,4354,NA,ALL SALES VINYL,NA,NA,NA +153782,551,164,Comic Book Guy: (STRUGGLING) They will fit. They will fit.,871000,TRUE,801,4354,Comic Book Guy,ALL SALES VINYL,They will fit. They will fit.,they will fit they will fit,6 +153783,551,165,Comic Book Guy: (STRUGGLING NOISE) Yes!,873000,TRUE,801,4354,Comic Book Guy,ALL SALES VINYL,Yes!,yes,1 +153784,551,166,Bart Simpson: Hmm. Nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playin' it had to take drugs.,879000,TRUE,8,4354,Bart Simpson,ALL SALES VINYL,Hmm. Nobody likes jazz that much. Even the guy playin' it had to take drugs.,hmm nobody likes jazz that much even the guy playin it had to take drugs,15 +153785,551,167,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing),885000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153786,551,168,"Lisa Simpson: It's so much fun to finally have a friend who likes the NPR show ""Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me"" as much as I do.",885000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's so much fun to finally have a friend who likes the NPR show ""Wait Wait, Don't Tell Me"" as much as I do.",its so much fun to finally have a friend who likes the npr show wait wait dont tell me as much as i do,24 +153787,551,169,"Peter Sagal: (ON RADIO) So, Carl Kasell, how did the House Minority Whip do on our news quiz?",891000,TRUE,6583,5,Peter Sagal,Simpson Home,"So, Carl Kasell, how did the House Minority Whip do on our news quiz?",so carl kasell how did the house minority whip do on our news quiz,14 +153788,551,170,"Carl Kasell: (ON RADIO) Well Peter, he got two out of three right, so he wins me, recording his outgoing message.",895000,TRUE,6584,5,Carl Kasell,Simpson Home,"Well Peter, he got two out of three right, so he wins me, recording his outgoing message.",well peter he got two out of three right so he wins me recording his outgoing message,17 +153789,551,171,"Minority Whip: (ON RADIO) Uh, that's okay, really. No. No, no. Please don't.",901000,TRUE,6585,5,Minority Whip,Simpson Home,"Uh, that's okay, really. No. No, no. Please don't.",uh thats okay really no no no please dont,9 +153790,551,172,Carl Kasell: (ON RADIO) It's not optional.,903000,TRUE,6584,5,Carl Kasell,Simpson Home,It's not optional.,its not optional,3 +153791,551,173,"Homer Simpson: See, Marge. Problems will work themselves out if you just leave them alone.",908000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"See, Marge. Problems will work themselves out if you just leave them alone.",see marge problems will work themselves out if you just leave them alone,13 +153792,551,174,(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - kitchen - a little later),915000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153793,551,175,Lisa Simpson: Want some more smoothie?,915000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Want some more smoothie?,want some more smoothie,4 +153794,551,176,Tumi: As long as you load up on the kale and chia.,916000,TRUE,6582,5,Tumi,Simpson Home,As long as you load up on the kale and chia.,as long as you load up on the kale and chia,11 +153795,551,177,"Bart Simpson: No one likes veggie smoothies that much. Or at all. Something's fishy about that girl, and I'm gonna follow her till I find out what.",921000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No one likes veggie smoothies that much. Or at all. Something's fishy about that girl, and I'm gonna follow her till I find out what.",no one likes veggie smoothies that much or at all somethings fishy about that girl and im gonna follow her till i find out what,25 +153796,551,178,Milhouse Van Houten: (ENTERING FRAME) And I'm gonna help you.,930000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,And I'm gonna help you.,and im gonna help you,5 +153797,551,179,Bart Simpson: I think I'll need you back at headquarters manning the phones.,932000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I think I'll need you back at headquarters manning the phones.,i think ill need you back at headquarters manning the phones,11 +153798,551,180,Milhouse Van Houten: Great. What do I say?,935000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Great. What do I say?,great what do i say,5 +153799,551,181,Bart Simpson: Just let 'em ring.,937000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Just let 'em ring.,just let em ring,4 +153800,551,182,Milhouse Van Houten: Got it!,938000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,Got it!,got it,2 +153802,551,184,Lisa Simpson: What do you want?,979000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,What do you want?,what do you want,4 +153803,551,185,"Bart Simpson: I've got two things for you: this envelope will change your life for the low, low price of five dollars, and I'll throw in a piece of great advice. Tempted?",981000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"I've got two things for you: this envelope will change your life for the low, low price of five dollars, and I'll throw in a piece of great advice. Tempted?",ive got two things for you this envelope will change your life for the low low price of five dollars and ill throw in a piece of great advice tempted,30 +153804,551,186,Lisa Simpson: What's the advice?,992000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,What's the advice?,whats the advice,3 +153805,551,187,Bart Simpson: Don't open the envelope.,994000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Don't open the envelope.,dont open the envelope,4 +153806,551,188,"Lisa Simpson: Oh God, I'm gonna be sick!",1000000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Oh God, I'm gonna be sick!",oh god im gonna be sick,6 +153807,551,189,Lisa Simpson: (GASPS) Mom paid her to be my friend? (SOBS),1010000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Mom paid her to be my friend?,mom paid her to be my friend,7 +153808,551,190,Bart Simpson: That's mine. It's for my library card.,1018000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,That's mine. It's for my library card.,thats mine its for my library card,7 +153809,551,191,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - kitchen - night - (moments later)),1028000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153810,551,192,Lisa Simpson: (TO DOG) You don't want to be here.,1028000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't want to be here.,you dont want to be here,6 +153811,551,193,Lisa Simpson: (TO HOMER) Neither do you!,1030000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Neither do you!,neither do you,3 +153812,551,194,"Lisa Simpson: (NEAR TEARS) Mom, how could you pay someone to be my friend?!",1036000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, how could you pay someone to be my friend?!",mom how could you pay someone to be my friend,10 +153813,551,195,Lisa Simpson: Answer me!,1041000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Answer me!,answer me,2 +153814,551,196,Marge Simpson: (VERY WORRIED MURMUR) I wouldn't say I paid someone to be your friend. I just gave her money for records and ice cream.,1043000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I wouldn't say I paid someone to be your friend. I just gave her money for records and ice cream.,i wouldnt say i paid someone to be your friend i just gave her money for records and ice cream,20 +153815,551,197,Homer Simpson: You gave away ice cream?!,1049000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You gave away ice cream?!,you gave away ice cream,5 +153816,551,198,Lisa Simpson: I would've found a friend eventually. You couldn't wait a damn decade until I got into college? (SOBS),1051000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I would've found a friend eventually. You couldn't wait a damn decade until I got into college?,i wouldve found a friend eventually you couldnt wait a damn decade until i got into college,17 +153817,551,199,"Marge Simpson: Lisa. Lisa, wait...",1059000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa. Lisa, wait...",lisa lisa wait,3 +153818,551,200,"Homer Simpson: Oh God, oh God, I'm the smart parent.",1063000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh God, oh God, I'm the smart parent.",oh god oh god im the smart parent,8 +153819,551,201,"Homer Simpson: I'm sorry she rejected your ""I'm Sorry,"" cake, but in a way, I'm not. I guess what I'm trying to say is I like cake.",1069000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry she rejected your ""I'm Sorry,"" cake, but in a way, I'm not. I guess what I'm trying to say is I like cake.",im sorry she rejected your im sorry cake but in a way im not i guess what im trying to say is i like cake,25 +153820,551,202,"Grampa Simpson: Marge, don't feel bad. You did what any parent would do.",1076000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, don't feel bad. You did what any parent would do.",marge dont feel bad you did what any parent would do,11 +153821,551,203,Marge Simpson: No. I think I went too far.,1081000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No. I think I went too far.,no i think i went too far,7 +153822,551,204,"Grampa Simpson: Let me tell you a little story about a chubby, unpopular boy named Homer.",1083000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Let me tell you a little story about a chubby, unpopular boy named Homer.",let me tell you a little story about a chubby unpopular boy named homer,14 +153823,551,205,Homer Simpson: Is that the boy you named me after?,1089000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Is that the boy you named me after?,is that the boy you named me after,8 +153824,551,206,"Grampa Simpson: It is you, you idjit! Little Homer had a devil of a time making friends. No one wanted to come visit him...",1091000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"It is you, you idjit! Little Homer had a devil of a time making friends. No one wanted to come visit him...",it is you you idjit little homer had a devil of a time making friends no one wanted to come visit him,22 +153825,551,207,Grampa Simpson: So I decided to take matters into my own hands.,1098000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,So I decided to take matters into my own hands.,so i decided to take matters into my own hands,10 +153826,551,208,"Grampa Simpson: I paid a couple boys, Lenny and Carl, to make my Homer feel loved.",1102000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I paid a couple boys, Lenny and Carl, to make my Homer feel loved.",i paid a couple boys lenny and carl to make my homer feel loved,14 +153827,551,209,Grampa Simpson: A relationship I continued to this day.,1108000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,A relationship I continued to this day.,a relationship i continued to this day,7 +153828,551,210,Homer Simpson: You pay Lenny and Carl to be my friends?,1112000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You pay Lenny and Carl to be my friends?,you pay lenny and carl to be my friends,9 +153829,551,211,"Grampa Simpson: Yes, but Barney's yours for nothin'.",1114000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, but Barney's yours for nothin'.",yes but barneys yours for nothin,6 +153830,551,212,Homer Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE),1114000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153831,551,213,"Marge Simpson: Hm. Well, that makes me feel better.",1117000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm. Well, that makes me feel better.",hm well that makes me feel better,7 +153832,551,214,Marge Simpson: (PANICKED) Lisa's door's unlocked!,1122000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa's door's unlocked!,lisas doors unlocked,3 +153833,551,215,"Homer Simpson: Dad, is that story really true?",1125000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, is that story really true?",dad is that story really true,6 +153834,551,216,Grampa Simpson: (LAUGHS) I wouldn't pay ten cents to a lion to stop him from eatin' ya!,1129000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,I wouldn't pay ten cents to a lion to stop him from eatin' ya!,i wouldnt pay ten cents to a lion to stop him from eatin ya,14 +153835,551,217,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's room - continuous),1136000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153836,551,218,"Marge Simpson: Lisa, just say something to me.",1136000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Lisa, just say something to me.",lisa just say something to me,6 +153837,551,219,Lisa Simpson: I'm gonna tell every psychiatrist I ever go to what you did.,1139000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I'm gonna tell every psychiatrist I ever go to what you did.,im gonna tell every psychiatrist i ever go to what you did,12 +153838,551,220,Marge Simpson: (CHOKED SOB) A mother's greatest fear.,1143000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,A mother's greatest fear.,a mothers greatest fear,4 +153839,551,221,Marge Simpson: (SOBS),1143000,FALSE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153841,551,223,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, stop! Stop! Stop! I'm sorry!",1162000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Mom, stop! Stop! Stop! I'm sorry!",mom stop stop stop im sorry,6 +153842,551,224,Marge Simpson: (SOBS),1162000,FALSE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153843,551,225,Lisa Simpson: Please stop!,1167000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Please stop!,please stop,2 +153844,551,226,"Marge Simpson: (SOBS, THEN:)",1167000,FALSE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153845,551,227,"Marge Simpson: (SNIFFS UP SNOT, THEN RELIEVED NOISE)",1167000,FALSE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153846,551,228,Marge Simpson: You're not mad anymore?,1172000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,You're not mad anymore?,youre not mad anymore,4 +153847,551,229,"Lisa Simpson: I'm fine. Fine! It's funny, but... hurting your feelings made me feel better.",1174000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"I'm fine. Fine! It's funny, but... hurting your feelings made me feel better.",im fine fine its funny but hurting your feelings made me feel better,13 +153848,551,230,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR) Try to forget that.,1180000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Try to forget that.,try to forget that,4 +153849,551,231,"Lisa Simpson: But when I grow up, I'll find other weird kids and we will have the most intense relationships ever. And I'll always love you.",1182000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"But when I grow up, I'll find other weird kids and we will have the most intense relationships ever. And I'll always love you.",but when i grow up ill find other weird kids and we will have the most intense relationships ever and ill always love you,24 +153850,551,232,Marge Simpson: Awww.,1190000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Awww.,awww,1 +153851,551,233,Lisa Simpson: Happy Mother's Day.,1191000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Happy Mother's Day.,happy mothers day,3 +153852,551,234,Bart Simpson: (AGHAST) Mother's Day?!,1193000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Mother's Day?!,mothers day,2 +153853,551,235,Homer Simpson: Crap!,1193000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Crap!,crap,1 +153854,551,236,(Springfield Elementary School Playground: ext. school playground - day),1199000,FALSE,NA,26,NA,Springfield Elementary School Playground,NA,NA,NA +153855,551,237,"Tumi: Okay, initially I was just gonna be your friend till I could afford a nice belt. But I like you, Lisa. And I want to keep being friends with you.",1199000,TRUE,6582,26,Tumi,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"Okay, initially I was just gonna be your friend till I could afford a nice belt. But I like you, Lisa. And I want to keep being friends with you.",okay initially i was just gonna be your friend till i could afford a nice belt but i like you lisa and i want to keep being friends with you,30 +153856,551,238,"Lisa Simpson: Great! But from now on, we have to be totally honest with each other.",1208000,TRUE,9,26,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"Great! But from now on, we have to be totally honest with each other.",great but from now on we have to be totally honest with each other,14 +153857,551,239,Tumi: You're absolutely right.,1212000,TRUE,6582,26,Tumi,Springfield Elementary School Playground,You're absolutely right.,youre absolutely right,3 +153858,551,240,"Tumi: I'm not really a vegetarian. Have you ever tried horse meat? They eat it raw in Japan, and--",1214000,TRUE,6582,26,Tumi,Springfield Elementary School Playground,"I'm not really a vegetarian. Have you ever tried horse meat? They eat it raw in Japan, and--",im not really a vegetarian have you ever tried horse meat they eat it raw in japan and--,18 +153859,552,0,"Lisa Simpson: Our Lord, Buddha, says the secret of existence is to pass beyond fear.",33000,TRUE,9,NA,Lisa Simpson,NA,"Our Lord, Buddha, says the secret of existence is to pass beyond fear.",our lord buddha says the secret of existence is to pass beyond fear,13 +153860,552,1,"Lisa Simpson: My brother is about to meet fear, and as usual, he won't pass.",33000,TRUE,9,NA,Lisa Simpson,NA,"My brother is about to meet fear, and as usual, he won't pass.",my brother is about to meet fear and as usual he wont pass,13 +153861,552,2,(Lisa's Bedroom: INT. LISA'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS),48000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153862,552,3,"Bart Simpson: Wake up, Lis! It's the last day of school!",48000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Wake up, Lis! It's the last day of school!",wake up lis its the last day of school,9 +153863,552,4,(Maggie's Bedroom: INT. MAGGIE'S ROOM - CONTINUOUS),51000,FALSE,NA,145,NA,Maggie's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153864,552,5,"Bart Simpson: Wake up, Maggs! It's the last day of school!",51000,TRUE,8,145,Bart Simpson,Maggie's Bedroom,"Wake up, Maggs! It's the last day of school!",wake up maggs its the last day of school,9 +153865,552,6,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Homer and Marge's bedroom - continuous),53000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153866,552,7,Bart Simpson: Last day of scho-ol! Last day of scho-ol! Found my summer hob-by! Banging pots togeth-er!,53000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,Last day of scho-ol! Last day of scho-ol! Found my summer hob-by! Banging pots togeth-er!,last day of scho-ol last day of scho-ol found my summer hob-by banging pots togeth-er,15 +153867,552,8,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, Marge. As a favor to you, I'm enrolling that precious little jerk in this fresh air summer camp.",60000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Don't worry, Marge. As a favor to you, I'm enrolling that precious little jerk in this fresh air summer camp.",dont worry marge as a favor to you im enrolling that precious little jerk in this fresh air summer camp,20 +153868,552,9,Marge Simpson: That's a prison road crew.,68000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,That's a prison road crew.,thats a prison road crew,5 +153869,552,10,Bart Simpson: I did that last summer. I'm not allowed back.,70000,TRUE,8,100,Bart Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,I did that last summer. I'm not allowed back.,i did that last summer im not allowed back,9 +153870,552,11,(Simpson Kitchen: INT. SIMPSON KITCHEN - LATER THAT MORNING),76000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +153871,552,12,"Bart Simpson: Goodbye forever, multiplication!",76000,TRUE,8,140,Bart Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Goodbye forever, multiplication!",goodbye forever multiplication,3 +153872,552,13,"Homer Simpson: (TASTING NOISE, THEN) Needs more numerators.",81000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Needs more numerators.,needs more numerators,3 +153873,552,14,"Homer Simpson: Ah, July fourth-- No fireworks?! Can't this stupid city entertain me one night a year?",84000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Ah, July fourth-- No fireworks?! Can't this stupid city entertain me one night a year?",ah july fourth-- no fireworks cant this stupid city entertain me one night a year,15 +153874,552,15,Marge Simpson: The City's broke. The fire department has to raise money by delivering pizza.,92000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,The City's broke. The fire department has to raise money by delivering pizza.,the citys broke the fire department has to raise money by delivering pizza,13 +153875,552,16,Mother: (DISTRAUGHT) My baby... back ribs!,100000,TRUE,194,140,Mother,Simpson Kitchen,My baby... back ribs!,my baby back ribs,4 +153876,552,17,"Homer Simpson: Marge, when you're broke, that's when you've got to keep up appearances. The Fourth of July is the one day a year when our city puts on her high heels and tube top, and leans into America's car window. (CHOKED UP) God bless her.",104000,TRUE,2,140,Homer Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"Marge, when you're broke, that's when you've got to keep up appearances. The Fourth of July is the one day a year when our city puts on her high heels and tube top, and leans into America's car window. God bless her.",marge when youre broke thats when youve got to keep up appearances the fourth of july is the one day a year when our city puts on her high heels and tube top and leans into americas car window god bless her,42 +153877,552,18,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - playground - day),118000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153878,552,19,Lisa Simpson: The last day of school. Field Day. WhEN you learn to balance an egg on a spoon...,118000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,The last day of school. Field Day. WhEN you learn to balance an egg on a spoon...,the last day of school field day when you learn to balance an egg on a spoon,17 +153879,552,20,Lisa Simpson: And run with your leg tied to someone who wouldn't talk to you all year.,121000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,And run with your leg tied to someone who wouldn't talk to you all year.,and run with your leg tied to someone who wouldnt talk to you all year,15 +153880,552,21,Lisa Simpson: (ENGAGING) Hey! Are you coming to the afterschool pool party?,128000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Hey! Are you coming to the afterschool pool party?,hey are you coming to the afterschool pool party,9 +153881,552,22,Mean Girl: Not now.,131000,TRUE,6586,3,Mean Girl,Springfield Elementary School,Not now.,not now,2 +153882,552,23,"Martin Prince: (LEG TIED TO WENDELL'S LEG FOR RACE) Aw, no fair! He actually has three legs!",136000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,"Aw, no fair! He actually has three legs!",aw no fair he actually has three legs,8 +153883,552,24,"Cletus Spuckler: You lay off my son Tripod! He won fair and square, just like my twins Wheel and Barrow.",140000,TRUE,1413,3,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Elementary School,"You lay off my son Tripod! He won fair and square, just like my twins Wheel and Barrow.",you lay off my son tripod he won fair and square just like my twins wheel and barrow,18 +153884,552,25,Cletus Spuckler: Now take your brother to the face painting.,148000,TRUE,1413,3,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Elementary School,Now take your brother to the face painting.,now take your brother to the face painting,8 +153885,552,26,Cletus Spuckler: But don't make yourselves up to look all freaky!,150000,TRUE,1413,3,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Elementary School,But don't make yourselves up to look all freaky!,but dont make yourselves up to look all freaky,9 +153886,552,27,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. school - another area),153000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153887,552,28,"Seymour Skinner: One, two, three... toss!",153000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"One, two, three... toss!",one two three toss,4 +153888,552,29,"Seymour Skinner: (CHUCKLES) The eggs are supposed to be tossed between students, not at the principal. Once more and hurl!",158000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"The eggs are supposed to be tossed between students, not at the principal. Once more and hurl!",the eggs are supposed to be tossed between students not at the principal once more and hurl,17 +153889,552,30,Seymour Skinner: We will do this until we get it right.,165000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,We will do this until we get it right.,we will do this until we get it right,9 +153890,552,31,"Seymour Skinner: Look, do you want this to be your last school memory?",168000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Look, do you want this to be your last school memory?",look do you want this to be your last school memory,11 +153891,552,32,"Gary Chalmers: Hey, I have thumbs too!",173000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Hey, I have thumbs too!",hey i have thumbs too,5 +153892,552,33,Gary Chalmers: (VERY AGGRAVATED NOISE),173000,FALSE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153893,552,34,Ralph Wiggum: I like the Play-Doh that comes out the back!,189000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,I like the Play-Doh that comes out the back!,i like the play-doh that comes out the back,9 +153894,552,35,"Groundskeeper Willie: See ya next June, Macaroni. (LOCKS UP)",193000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"See ya next June, Macaroni.",see ya next june macaroni,5 +153895,552,36,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - playground - later),202000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153896,552,37,"Gary Chalmers: And now, the climactic Race Around the School. Previous winners include Sideshow Mel, Señora Bumblebee Man...and Olympian Edwin Moses.",202000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"And now, the climactic Race Around the School. Previous winners include Sideshow Mel, Señora Bumblebee Man...and Olympian Edwin Moses.",and now the climactic race around the school previous winners include sideshow mel señora bumblebee manand olympian edwin moses,19 +153897,552,38,Seymour Skinner: I'll bet your biggest hurdle was leaving your beloved hometown.,213000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,I'll bet your biggest hurdle was leaving your beloved hometown.,ill bet your biggest hurdle was leaving your beloved hometown,10 +153898,552,39,"Edwin Moses: All hurdles are the same size. Man, who is this loser?",216000,TRUE,6587,3,Edwin Moses,Springfield Elementary School,"All hurdles are the same size. Man, who is this loser?",all hurdles are the same size man who is this loser,11 +153899,552,40,"Milhouse Van Houten: I've got a secret, Bart.",220000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"I've got a secret, Bart.",ive got a secret bart,5 +153900,552,41,Bart Simpson: That's good.,222000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,That's good.,thats good,2 +153901,552,42,Milhouse Van Houten: Wanna know it is?,223000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Wanna know it is?,wanna know it is,4 +153902,552,43,Bart Simpson: No.,225000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,No.,no,1 +153903,552,44,Milhouse Van Houten: My secret is I've been training for this race and no one suspects. Check it out: I'm wearing a dummy tummy. (LAUGHS),226000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,My secret is I've been training for this race and no one suspects. Check it out: I'm wearing a dummy tummy.,my secret is ive been training for this race and no one suspects check it out im wearing a dummy tummy,21 +153904,552,45,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm gonna win and it'll change my life!,235000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I'm gonna win and it'll change my life!,im gonna win and itll change my life,8 +153905,552,46,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (AMAZED) Wow! Breaking that tape cured your asthma!,240000,TRUE,332,3,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Elementary School,Wow! Breaking that tape cured your asthma!,wow breaking that tape cured your asthma,7 +153906,552,47,Super Milhouse: (DEEP VOICE WE'VE NEVER HEARD BEFORE) Marvelous! (RICH BARITONE) Ha ha ha!,244000,TRUE,6588,3,Super Milhouse,Springfield Elementary School,Marvelous! Ha ha ha!,marvelous ha ha ha,4 +153907,552,48,Milhouse Van Houten: (NORMAL VOICE) Ha ha ha! (WHEEZES),245000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Ha ha ha!,ha ha ha,3 +153908,552,49,Lisping Boy: Six on Bart Simpson.,254000,TRUE,6589,3,Lisping Boy,Springfield Elementary School,Six on Bart Simpson.,six on bart simpson,4 +153909,552,50,Terri Mackleberry: Two on us to win.,256000,TRUE,55,3,Terri Mackleberry,Springfield Elementary School,Two on us to win.,two on us to win,5 +153910,552,51,Martin Prince: (SMUGLY) Twenty on Milhouse!,258000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,Twenty on Milhouse!,twenty on milhouse,3 +153911,552,52,DOLPH: Milhouse? (SCOFFS) That's a thousand-to-one odds.,259000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,Milhouse? That's a thousand-to-one odds.,milhouse thats a thousand-to-one odds,5 +153912,552,53,Martin Prince: Perhaps I should take my action to Willie.,263000,TRUE,38,3,Martin Prince,Springfield Elementary School,Perhaps I should take my action to Willie.,perhaps i should take my action to willie,8 +153913,552,54,Groundskeeper Willie: I ain't makin' book no more. I lost the deed to me shack!,266000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,I ain't makin' book no more. I lost the deed to me shack!,i aint makin book no more i lost the deed to me shack,13 +153914,552,55,"Üter: (GERMAN ACCENT) You are late with the rent, Willie.",269000,TRUE,1483,3,Üter,Springfield Elementary School,"You are late with the rent, Willie.",you are late with the rent willie,7 +153915,552,56,"Groundskeeper Willie: (TERRIFIED) I'll have it by Friday, Mr. U.! I swear.",271000,TRUE,404,3,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Elementary School,"I'll have it by Friday, Mr. U.! I swear.",ill have it by friday mr u i swear,9 +153916,552,57,Kearney Zzyzwicz: We can handle your action.,274000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,We can handle your action.,we can handle your action,5 +153917,552,58,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Betting is now closed.,277000,TRUE,145,3,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Elementary School,Betting is now closed.,betting is now closed,4 +153918,552,59,"Gary Chalmers: (CALLING OUT) And now, the seventy-ninth running of the race around the school!",283000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"And now, the seventy-ninth running of the race around the school!",and now the seventy-ninth running of the race around the school,11 +153919,552,60,Chief Wiggum: Gun in the school!,288000,TRUE,71,3,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,Gun in the school!,gun in the school,4 +153920,552,61,"Gary Chalmers: Just-just, just go.",290000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Just-just, just go.",just-just just go,3 +153921,552,62,"Gary Chalmers: And they're off! (CALLING RACE) We've got a pack of fifth-graders on the rail, (À LA SKIN-NER!) Simp-son! holding down the center, while Database and Cosine are still testing the wind speed.",291000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"And they're off! We've got a pack of fifth-graders on the rail, Simp-son! holding down the center, while Database and Cosine are still testing the wind speed.",and theyre off weve got a pack of fifth-graders on the rail simp-son holding down the center while database and cosine are still testing the wind speed,27 +153974,552,115,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - closet - the present),584000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153922,552,63,"Gary Chalmers: As the runners go into the first turn, Lewis is in the lead! Followed by Lovejoy's daughter, Fat Tony's nephew, Brockman's little girl, and Jailbird's kid! The Frank Sinatra kid, well, he's doin' it his way! Rounding out the pack are all the kids that we never see. (SHOCKED) What's this? Milhouse takes the lead?! The same boy who sprained his shoulder doing the Pledge of Allegiance?!",302000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"As the runners go into the first turn, Lewis is in the lead! Followed by Lovejoy's daughter, Fat Tony's nephew, Brockman's little girl, and Jailbird's kid! The Frank Sinatra kid, well, he's doin' it his way! Rounding out the pack are all the kids that we never see. What's this? Milhouse takes the lead?! The same boy who sprained his shoulder doing the Pledge of Allegiance?!",as the runners go into the first turn lewis is in the lead followed by lovejoys daughter fat tonys nephew brockmans little girl and jailbirds kid the frank sinatra kid well hes doin it his way rounding out the pack are all the kids that we never see whats this milhouse takes the lead the same boy who sprained his shoulder doing the pledge of allegiance,66 +153923,552,64,"DOLPH: Uh-oh. If Milhouse wins this race, we're out a fortune.",326000,TRUE,146,3,DOLPH,Springfield Elementary School,"Uh-oh. If Milhouse wins this race, we're out a fortune.",uh-oh if milhouse wins this race were out a fortune,10 +153924,552,65,"Jimbo Jones: Don't worry. The race takes a turn through the trees where no one can see. When Milhouse gets there, you know what to do.",329000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,"Don't worry. The race takes a turn through the trees where no one can see. When Milhouse gets there, you know what to do.",dont worry the race takes a turn through the trees where no one can see when milhouse gets there you know what to do,24 +153925,552,66,"Nelson Muntz: (NOT KNOWING) Oh, yeah. Totally. I mean, it's so obvious.",335000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, yeah. Totally. I mean, it's so obvious.",oh yeah totally i mean its so obvious,8 +153926,552,67,Jimbo Jones: (FED-UP) Just punch him.,339000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,Just punch him.,just punch him,3 +153927,552,68,Nelson Muntz: Exactly. (UNSURE) Right in the... (FISHING) nnn... fff... dee...?,340000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Exactly. Right in the... nnn... fff... dee...?,exactly right in the nnn fff dee,7 +153928,552,69,Jimbo Jones: There is no wrong answer!,345000,TRUE,144,3,Jimbo Jones,Springfield Elementary School,There is no wrong answer!,there is no wrong answer,5 +153929,552,70,Gary Chalmers: Milhouse the boy nobody loves is widening up his lead!,347000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Milhouse the boy nobody loves is widening up his lead!,milhouse the boy nobody loves is widening up his lead,10 +153930,552,71,"Edwin Moses: And what does he have to jump over? Nothing, that's what. I'm outta here.",352000,TRUE,6587,3,Edwin Moses,Springfield Elementary School,"And what does he have to jump over? Nothing, that's what. I'm outta here.",and what does he have to jump over nothing thats what im outta here,14 +153931,552,72,"Edwin Moses: Good job, Edwin.",358000,TRUE,6587,3,Edwin Moses,Springfield Elementary School,"Good job, Edwin.",good job edwin,3 +153932,552,73,"Milhouse Van Houten: I'm doing it! I'm doing it! And when I win, I'm changing my name. To something cool, like Winnie!",362000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"I'm doing it! I'm doing it! And when I win, I'm changing my name. To something cool, like Winnie!",im doing it im doing it and when i win im changing my name to something cool like winnie,19 +153933,552,74,Milhouse Van Houten: (HOPEFUL) Did you come to give me a cup of water?,372000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Did you come to give me a cup of water?,did you come to give me a cup of water,10 +153934,552,75,Milhouse Van Houten: (SAD) The best day of my life just turned into every other day of my life.,377000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,The best day of my life just turned into every other day of my life.,the best day of my life just turned into every other day of my life,15 +153935,552,76,"Lisa Simpson: Bart faced a terrible choice: take a beating with his friend or slither off like a coward. And like he did with every multiple choice question he ever saw, Bart chose ""B.""",386000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Bart faced a terrible choice: take a beating with his friend or slither off like a coward. And like he did with every multiple choice question he ever saw, Bart chose ""B.""",bart faced a terrible choice take a beating with his friend or slither off like a coward and like he did with every multiple choice question he ever saw bart chose b,32 +153936,552,77,Seymour Skinner: The winner is Bart Simpson!,392000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,The winner is Bart Simpson!,the winner is bart simpson,5 +153937,552,78,Lisa Simpson: Bart won a blue ribbon... but was it worth it?,409000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Bart won a blue ribbon... but was it worth it?,bart won a blue ribbon but was it worth it,10 +153938,552,79,Marge Simpson: Lisa! Bath time!,411000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Lisa! Bath time!,lisa bath time,3 +153939,552,80,Lisa Simpson: Mom! I'm narrating!,413000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Mom! I'm narrating!,mom im narrating,3 +153940,552,81,Marge Simpson: The water's gonna get cold!,416000,TRUE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,The water's gonna get cold!,the waters gonna get cold,5 +153941,552,82,"Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS, ANNOYED) Fine.",418000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Fine.,fine,1 +153942,552,83,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. school - day),423000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +153943,552,84,"Lisa Simpson: As the pin on the back of the blue ribbon made its way through Bart's shirt and into its housing, the seeds of his comeuppance flew out of the woods.",423000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"As the pin on the back of the blue ribbon made its way through Bart's shirt and into its housing, the seeds of his comeuppance flew out of the woods.",as the pin on the back of the blue ribbon made its way through barts shirt and into its housing the seeds of his comeuppance flew out of the woods,30 +153944,552,85,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Son! What happened to you in the dark place behind the school? Something good?,432000,TRUE,332,3,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Elementary School,Son! What happened to you in the dark place behind the school? Something good?,son what happened to you in the dark place behind the school something good,14 +153945,552,86,Milhouse Van Houten: (DAZED) I'm afraid I don't remember.,439000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I'm afraid I don't remember.,im afraid i dont remember,5 +153946,552,87,Dr. Julius Hibbert: It looks like Milhouse has traumatic amnesia. He may never remember what happened to him. (SERIOUS) The most important thing is: the race results are now official.,443000,TRUE,332,3,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Elementary School,It looks like Milhouse has traumatic amnesia. He may never remember what happened to him. The most important thing is: the race results are now official.,it looks like milhouse has traumatic amnesia he may never remember what happened to him the most important thing is the race results are now official,26 +153947,552,88,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now I've got to look at some severe cases of ice cream headache.,450000,TRUE,332,3,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Elementary School,Now I've got to look at some severe cases of ice cream headache.,now ive got to look at some severe cases of ice cream headache,13 +153948,552,89,(DREAMSCAPE: Int. dreamscape - night),475000,FALSE,NA,4355,NA,DREAMSCAPE,NA,NA,NA +153949,552,90,"Milhouse Van Houten: Help me, Bart.",475000,TRUE,25,4355,Milhouse Van Houten,DREAMSCAPE,"Help me, Bart.",help me bart,3 +153950,552,91,"Milhouse Van Houten: Help me, Bart.",480000,TRUE,25,4355,Milhouse Van Houten,DREAMSCAPE,"Help me, Bart.",help me bart,3 +153951,552,92,"Milhouse Van Houten: Help me, Bart.",484000,TRUE,25,4355,Milhouse Van Houten,DREAMSCAPE,"Help me, Bart.",help me bart,3 +153952,552,93,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - continuous),490000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153953,552,94,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) Why am I having nightmares? I'm no coward.,490000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Why am I having nightmares? I'm no coward.,why am i having nightmares im no coward,8 +153954,552,95,Bart Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE),490000,FALSE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153955,552,96,"Bart Simpson: A chicken feather? Why would you hand this to me? Oh, you must've figured out I chickened out during the race! Well who are you to judge me?!",494000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"A chicken feather? Why would you hand this to me? Oh, you must've figured out I chickened out during the race! Well who are you to judge me?!",a chicken feather why would you hand this to me oh you mustve figured out i chickened out during the race well who are you to judge me,28 +153956,552,97,Bart Simpson: I suck?! You suck!,504000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I suck?! You suck!,i suck you suck,4 +153957,552,98,"Lisa Simpson: While Bart was being outwitted by a baby, something was coming to a boil in our Pop's brainpan.",506000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"While Bart was being outwitted by a baby, something was coming to a boil in our Pop's brainpan.",while bart was being outwitted by a baby something was coming to a boil in our pops brainpan,18 +153958,552,99,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - morning),512000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153959,552,100,"Homer Simpson: Marge, if this stupid, one-reactor town won't put on a fireworks show, I will. I've mapped it out. (LAUGHS)",512000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, if this stupid, one-reactor town won't put on a fireworks show, I will. I've mapped it out.",marge if this stupid one-reactor town wont put on a fireworks show i will ive mapped it out,18 +153960,552,101,Marge Simpson: Maybe we should just light sparklers in the back yard.,523000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe we should just light sparklers in the back yard.,maybe we should just light sparklers in the back yard,10 +153961,552,102,Homer Simpson: (WEARY NOISE) I've had my problems with sparklers.,526000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I've had my problems with sparklers.,ive had my problems with sparklers,6 +153962,552,103,Little Homer: Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!,530000,TRUE,5215,5,Little Homer,Simpson Home,Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun! Fun!,fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun,8 +153963,552,104,Little Homer: (INCREDIBLY ANGUISHED SCREAM),530000,FALSE,5215,5,Little Homer,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +153964,552,105,Lisa Simpson: Fourth of July fireworks were a different story. They meant more to my Dad than my Mom could ever know.,533000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Fourth of July fireworks were a different story. They meant more to my Dad than my Mom could ever know.,fourth of july fireworks were a different story they meant more to my dad than my mom could ever know,20 +153965,552,106,(Park: ext. park - night),540000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +153966,552,107,Lisa Simpson: It was the one night of every year that he never heard his parents argue. He figured it was because they loved the fireworks just as much as he did.,540000,TRUE,9,50,Lisa Simpson,Park,It was the one night of every year that he never heard his parents argue. He figured it was because they loved the fireworks just as much as he did.,it was the one night of every year that he never heard his parents argue he figured it was because they loved the fireworks just as much as he did,30 +153967,552,108,Mona Simpson: I want to take a class!,549000,TRUE,414,50,Mona Simpson,Park,I want to take a class!,i want to take a class,6 +153969,552,110,Mona Simpson: I need space!,555000,TRUE,414,50,Mona Simpson,Park,I need space!,i need space,3 +153971,552,112,"Lisa Simpson: With his mom gone, Homer needed a hero. And no one was a bigger hero than the magical little man behind the controls.",560000,TRUE,9,50,Lisa Simpson,Park,"With his mom gone, Homer needed a hero. And no one was a bigger hero than the magical little man behind the controls.",with his mom gone homer needed a hero and no one was a bigger hero than the magical little man behind the controls,23 +153972,552,113,Little Homer: (SHY) Are you God?,570000,TRUE,5215,50,Little Homer,Park,Are you God?,are you god,3 +153973,552,114,"Giuseppe: (ITALIAN, WILLIAM HICKEY) No, no, but I shoot rockets into his-a face. Here's-a my card. Don't forget to treasure it.",572000,TRUE,3761,50,Giuseppe,Park,"No, no, but I shoot rockets into his-a face. Here's-a my card. Don't forget to treasure it.",no no but i shoot rockets into his-a face heres-a my card dont forget to treasure it,17 +153975,552,116,"Homer Simpson: Now let's see... which pants have that card? (FLIPS THROUGH SHORT PANTS:) board shorts, interested shorts, here we are.",584000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Now let's see... which pants have that card? board shorts, interested shorts, here we are.",now lets see which pants have that card board shorts interested shorts here we are,15 +153976,552,117,Homer Simpson: Kaboom.,592000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Kaboom.,kaboom,1 +153977,552,118,(Small Apartment Building: ext. small apartment building - day - establishing),595000,FALSE,NA,4356,NA,Small Apartment Building,NA,NA,NA +153978,552,119,(Apartment: Int. apartment - continuous),595000,FALSE,NA,329,NA,Apartment,NA,NA,NA +153979,552,120,"Homer Simpson: Giuseppe, I want you to come out of retirement for the greatest fireworks show of your career.",595000,TRUE,2,329,Homer Simpson,Apartment,"Giuseppe, I want you to come out of retirement for the greatest fireworks show of your career.",giuseppe i want you to come out of retirement for the greatest fireworks show of your career,17 +153980,552,121,Giuseppe: Why do you come here and remind me of a time in my life when I made a-tons of money doing a-what I love?,601000,TRUE,3761,329,Giuseppe,Apartment,Why do you come here and remind me of a time in my life when I made a-tons of money doing a-what I love?,why do you come here and remind me of a time in my life when i made a-tons of money doing a-what i love,24 +153981,552,122,"Homer Simpson: If the Expendables movies have taught us anything, it's that people do their best work after they're old and forgotten.",608000,TRUE,2,329,Homer Simpson,Apartment,"If the Expendables movies have taught us anything, it's that people do their best work after they're old and forgotten.",if the expendables movies have taught us anything its that people do their best work after theyre old and forgotten,20 +153982,552,123,Giuseppe: (CONSIDERING) Well I am younger than Sylvester Stallone. I will do it!,615000,TRUE,3761,329,Giuseppe,Apartment,Well I am younger than Sylvester Stallone. I will do it!,well i am younger than sylvester stallone i will do it,11 +153983,552,124,(Van Houten Home: ext. van houten house - day),624000,FALSE,NA,275,NA,Van Houten Home,NA,NA,NA +153984,552,125,Bart Simpson: Hey buddy.,624000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,Hey buddy.,hey buddy,2 +153985,552,126,"Milhouse Van Houten: Bart, my truest friend.",626000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,"Bart, my truest friend.",bart my truest friend,4 +153986,552,127,Bart Simpson: I brought you a cake. Read it.,628000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,I brought you a cake. Read it.,i brought you a cake read it,7 +153987,552,128,"Milhouse Van Houten: That's an odd message, but who am I to argue with icing? Will you watch ""Cassidy the Crocodile"" with me?",631000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,"That's an odd message, but who am I to argue with icing? Will you watch ""Cassidy the Crocodile"" with me?",thats an odd message but who am i to argue with icing will you watch cassidy the crocodile with me,20 +153988,552,129,Bart Simpson: Um... that's kind of a baby show.,638000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,Um... that's kind of a baby show.,um thats kind of a baby show,7 +153989,552,130,Milhouse Van Houten: It's all I can handle now.,641000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,It's all I can handle now.,its all i can handle now,6 +153990,552,131,"Cassidy The Crocodile: (KIND OF DUMB) Henrietta Kitten, will you marry me?",646000,TRUE,6590,275,Cassidy The Crocodile,Van Houten Home,"Henrietta Kitten, will you marry me?",henrietta kitten will you marry me,6 +153991,552,132,"Henrietta Kitten: Meow, meow, maybe!",649000,TRUE,6591,275,Henrietta Kitten,Van Houten Home,"Meow, meow, maybe!",meow meow maybe,3 +153992,552,133,Bart Simpson: Why would a kitten marry a crocodile? Wouldn't it eat her?,651000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,Why would a kitten marry a crocodile? Wouldn't it eat her?,why would a kitten marry a crocodile wouldnt it eat her,11 +153993,552,134,Milhouse Van Houten: Shush. Suspension of disbelief.,656000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Shush. Suspension of disbelief.,shush suspension of disbelief,4 +153994,552,135,Cassidy The Crocodile: Friends help friends in trouble.,658000,TRUE,6590,275,Cassidy The Crocodile,Van Houten Home,Friends help friends in trouble.,friends help friends in trouble,5 +153995,552,136,Bart Simpson: No! Turn it off! It's too intense for me!,661000,TRUE,8,275,Bart Simpson,Van Houten Home,No! Turn it off! It's too intense for me!,no turn it off its too intense for me,9 +153996,552,137,Milhouse Van Houten: Some guys just can't take crocodiles.,664000,TRUE,25,275,Milhouse Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Some guys just can't take crocodiles.,some guys just cant take crocodiles,6 +153997,552,138,Kirk Van Houten: (NERVOUS) Is it over yet?,667000,TRUE,817,275,Kirk Van Houten,Van Houten Home,Is it over yet?,is it over yet,4 +153998,552,139,(RURAL AREA: ext. rural area - day),670000,FALSE,NA,4357,NA,RURAL AREA,NA,NA,NA +153999,552,140,"Cletus Spuckler: And if you're dissatisfied for any reason, I will refund your money in the form of acorns.",670000,TRUE,1413,4357,Cletus Spuckler,RURAL AREA,"And if you're dissatisfied for any reason, I will refund your money in the form of acorns.",and if youre dissatisfied for any reason i will refund your money in the form of acorns,17 +154000,552,141,"Giuseppe: (DISGUSTED NOISES) This ""gunpowder."" It has a-crystal meth in it.",681000,TRUE,3761,4357,Giuseppe,RURAL AREA,"This ""gunpowder."" It has a-crystal meth in it.",this gunpowder it has a-crystal meth in it,8 +154001,552,142,Cletus Spuckler: (ALARMED) Crystal meth? Then what the heck did I sell to them Colombian drug lords?!,684000,TRUE,1413,4357,Cletus Spuckler,RURAL AREA,Crystal meth? Then what the heck did I sell to them Colombian drug lords?!,crystal meth then what the heck did i sell to them colombian drug lords,14 +154002,552,143,Cletus Spuckler: Brandine! We're feudin' with the Escobars again!,690000,TRUE,1413,4357,Cletus Spuckler,RURAL AREA,Brandine! We're feudin' with the Escobars again!,brandine were feudin with the escobars again,7 +154003,552,144,Brandine Del Roy: Does that mean I ain't talkin' to Maria?!,695000,TRUE,1875,4357,Brandine Del Roy,RURAL AREA,Does that mean I ain't talkin' to Maria?!,does that mean i aint talkin to maria,8 +154004,552,145,Cletus Spuckler: (ISN'T IT OBVIOUS?) Duh. Yes.,697000,TRUE,1413,4357,Cletus Spuckler,RURAL AREA,Duh. Yes.,duh yes,2 +154005,552,146,"Giuseppe: Homer, we will get the fireworks someplace else.",699000,TRUE,3761,4357,Giuseppe,RURAL AREA,"Homer, we will get the fireworks someplace else.",homer we will get the fireworks someplace else,8 +154006,552,147,Brandine Del Roy: The pig's been eaten the C-4 blocks again!,703000,TRUE,1875,4357,Brandine Del Roy,RURAL AREA,The pig's been eaten the C-4 blocks again!,the pigs been eaten the c-4 blocks again,8 +154007,552,148,(Springfield Town Square: ext. springfield town square - day),711000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154008,552,149,"Drederick Tatum: We've invited a new athlete to join our do-gooding dream team. Please welcome fleet-footed phenom, Bart Simpson.",711000,TRUE,2065,493,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Town Square,"We've invited a new athlete to join our do-gooding dream team. Please welcome fleet-footed phenom, Bart Simpson.",weve invited a new athlete to join our do-gooding dream team please welcome fleet-footed phenom bart simpson,17 +154009,552,150,Bart Simpson: Hey everyone. I sure got a lot of attention for winning this year's Race Around the School.,721000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Hey everyone. I sure got a lot of attention for winning this year's Race Around the School.,hey everyone i sure got a lot of attention for winning this years race around the school,17 +154010,552,151,Crowd: (HUGE APPLAUSE),721000,FALSE,75,493,Crowd,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154011,552,152,Sideshow Mel: Completely deserved!,727000,TRUE,699,493,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Town Square,Completely deserved!,completely deserved,2 +154012,552,153,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Mel. But I am not here to talk about myself. Milhouse, would you join me at the podium?",729000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Yeah, yeah. Thank you, Mel. But I am not here to talk about myself. Milhouse, would you join me at the podium?",yeah yeah thank you mel but i am not here to talk about myself milhouse would you join me at the podium,22 +154013,552,154,"Drederick Tatum: What's going on? Seriously, what, what's transpiring?",737000,TRUE,2065,493,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Town Square,"What's going on? Seriously, what, what's transpiring?",whats going on seriously what whats transpiring,7 +154014,552,155,"Bart Simpson: I've gotta set things straight. (TO CROWD) During that same race, my friend Milhouse was in the lead, when something horrible happened...",740000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"I've gotta set things straight. During that same race, my friend Milhouse was in the lead, when something horrible happened...",ive gotta set things straight during that same race my friend milhouse was in the lead when something horrible happened,20 +154015,552,156,"Lisa Simpson: Bart knew the worst thing to do was pile lie upon lie, and that's exactly what he did.",748000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Bart knew the worst thing to do was pile lie upon lie, and that's exactly what he did.",bart knew the worst thing to do was pile lie upon lie and thats exactly what he did,18 +154016,552,157,"Bart Simpson: (QUICKLY) Rather than try to figure out what happened, Milhouse had the courage to move on. To me, that's a hero.",754000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Rather than try to figure out what happened, Milhouse had the courage to move on. To me, that's a hero.",rather than try to figure out what happened milhouse had the courage to move on to me thats a hero,20 +154017,552,158,Crowd: (APPRECIATIVE APPLAUSE),754000,FALSE,75,493,Crowd,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154018,552,159,Drederick Tatum: Nicely done. Now we will give out free rubber bracelets. Do not wear them to bed. They smell like truck tires. They're disgusting.,760000,TRUE,2065,493,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Town Square,Nicely done. Now we will give out free rubber bracelets. Do not wear them to bed. They smell like truck tires. They're disgusting.,nicely done now we will give out free rubber bracelets do not wear them to bed they smell like truck tires theyre disgusting,23 +154019,552,160,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Crotch or forehead?,772000,TRUE,145,493,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield Town Square,Crotch or forehead?,crotch or forehead,3 +154020,552,161,DOLPH: Uh... forehead for once.,774000,TRUE,146,493,DOLPH,Springfield Town Square,Uh... forehead for once.,uh forehead for once,4 +154021,552,162,Milhouse Van Houten: (STARTLED PAINED NOISE),774000,FALSE,25,493,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154022,552,163,Milhouse Van Houten: Bart Simpson! You ran away when I was getting beat up!,789000,TRUE,25,493,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Town Square,Bart Simpson! You ran away when I was getting beat up!,bart simpson you ran away when i was getting beat up,11 +154023,552,164,Crowd: (BOOS),789000,FALSE,75,493,Crowd,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154024,552,165,Agnes Skinner: Bart's a coward!,795000,TRUE,192,493,Agnes Skinner,Springfield Town Square,Bart's a coward!,barts a coward,3 +154025,552,166,Krusty the Clown: He lied to us!,796000,TRUE,139,493,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Town Square,He lied to us!,he lied to us,4 +154026,552,167,Drederick Tatum: Stop the tattoo!,798000,TRUE,2065,493,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Town Square,Stop the tattoo!,stop the tattoo,3 +154027,552,168,"Tattoo Artist: Uh, I could make it a bag of groceries?",800000,TRUE,6215,493,Tattoo Artist,Springfield Town Square,"Uh, I could make it a bag of groceries?",uh i could make it a bag of groceries,9 +154028,552,169,"Drederick Tatum: All right, make sure there's some French bread sticking out.",803000,TRUE,2065,493,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Town Square,"All right, make sure there's some French bread sticking out.",all right make sure theres some french bread sticking out,10 +154029,552,170,Drederick Tatum: Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow!,805000,TRUE,2065,493,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Town Square,Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow!,ow ow ow ow,4 +154030,552,171,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),815000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +154031,552,172,Sideshow Mel: (SCORNFUL) Look how he runs now!,815000,TRUE,699,270,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Street,Look how he runs now!,look how he runs now,5 +154032,552,173,"Lisa Simpson: So Bart was revealed as a coward, and now it seemed like the whole world was against him.",818000,TRUE,9,270,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Street,"So Bart was revealed as a coward, and now it seemed like the whole world was against him.",so bart was revealed as a coward and now it seemed like the whole world was against him,18 +154033,552,174,(Springfield Retirement Castle: int. retirement castle - day room - moments later),827000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +154034,552,175,SMOOTH ANNOUNCER: Have you ever considered a reverse-equity mortgage?,827000,TRUE,3212,79,SMOOTH ANNOUNCER,Springfield Retirement Castle,Have you ever considered a reverse-equity mortgage?,have you ever considered a reverse-equity mortgage,7 +154132,553,5,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,179000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +154035,552,176,Old Jewish Man: That's what put me in this dump!,830000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,That's what put me in this dump!,thats what put me in this dump,7 +154036,552,177,"Bart Simpson: Grampa, everyone's callin' me a coward.",832000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Grampa, everyone's callin' me a coward.",grampa everyones callin me a coward,6 +154037,552,178,"Grampa Simpson: Well, join the club! Anyone who makes it to old age has got to be part coward.",835000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Well, join the club! Anyone who makes it to old age has got to be part coward.",well join the club anyone who makes it to old age has got to be part coward,17 +154038,552,179,Bart Simpson: Come on. You were in World War Two.,840000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Come on. You were in World War Two.,come on you were in world war two,8 +154039,552,180,Grampa Simpson: Do you know how I survived D-Day?,842000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,Do you know how I survived D-Day?,do you know how i survived d-day,7 +154041,552,182,(Ship: Ext. ship - moments later),854000,FALSE,NA,681,NA,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154043,552,184,Bart Simpson: But don't people hate cowards?,858000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,But don't people hate cowards?,but dont people hate cowards,5 +154044,552,185,Jasper Beardly: Sure do. But we outlive the brave!,860000,TRUE,273,681,Jasper Beardly,Ship,Sure do. But we outlive the brave!,sure do but we outlive the brave,7 +154045,552,186,Grampa Simpson: Leaving us cowards to make time with the heroes' widows!,863000,TRUE,31,681,Grampa Simpson,Ship,Leaving us cowards to make time with the heroes' widows!,leaving us cowards to make time with the heroes widows,10 +154046,552,187,Old Jewish Man: After Korea I was drowning in boobies.,866000,TRUE,1452,681,Old Jewish Man,Ship,After Korea I was drowning in boobies.,after korea i was drowning in boobies,7 +154047,552,188,"Bart Simpson: Wow, that sounds pretty sweet.",869000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,"Wow, that sounds pretty sweet.",wow that sounds pretty sweet,5 +154048,552,189,"Grampa Simpson: Well, there is a price. You wake up sweating in the middle of the night?",872000,TRUE,31,681,Grampa Simpson,Ship,"Well, there is a price. You wake up sweating in the middle of the night?",well there is a price you wake up sweating in the middle of the night,15 +154049,552,190,Bart Simpson: (ADMITTING) Yes.,877000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,Yes.,yes,1 +154050,552,191,"Grampa Simpson: (SADLY) So do I. But I get back to sleep by counting the men I let down. There's Jerry, Izzy, Brooklyn, the O'Donnell boys, the lost ship: P.T.-108, the Poor Buggers of Meatloaf Ridge, the Andrew sisters... (STARTS TO SNORE)",878000,TRUE,31,681,Grampa Simpson,Ship,"So do I. But I get back to sleep by counting the men I let down. There's Jerry, Izzy, Brooklyn, the O'Donnell boys, the lost ship: P.T.-108, the Poor Buggers of Meatloaf Ridge, the Andrew sisters...",so do i but i get back to sleep by counting the men i let down theres jerry izzy brooklyn the odonnell boys the lost ship pt-108 the poor buggers of meatloaf ridge the andrew sisters,36 +154051,552,192,Bart Simpson: I understand. You have standards.,903000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,I understand. You have standards.,i understand you have standards,5 +154052,552,193,Milhouse Van Houten: This is an angry sleepover. I'm only doin' it 'cause it was on the books.,909000,TRUE,25,681,Milhouse Van Houten,Ship,This is an angry sleepover. I'm only doin' it 'cause it was on the books.,this is an angry sleepover im only doin it cause it was on the books,15 +154053,552,194,"Lisa Simpson: While Bart was in Hell, Homer was happily surrounded by fire and brimstone.",915000,TRUE,9,681,Lisa Simpson,Ship,"While Bart was in Hell, Homer was happily surrounded by fire and brimstone.",while bart was in hell homer was happily surrounded by fire and brimstone,13 +154054,552,195,(Springfield Street: EXT. SPRINGFIELD STREET - DAY),920000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +154055,552,196,Homer Simpson: Okay. Let's make some fireworks.,920000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Okay. Let's make some fireworks.,okay lets make some fireworks,5 +154056,552,197,Giuseppe: Now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop. It's in-a the Cobblestone a-District.,923000,TRUE,3761,270,Giuseppe,Springfield Street,Now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop. It's in-a the Cobblestone a-District.,now drive slowly and carefully to my workshop its in-a the cobblestone a-district,13 +154057,552,198,Homer Simpson: Oh thank God. A rickety bridge.,935000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Oh thank God. A rickety bridge.,oh thank god a rickety bridge,6 +154058,552,199,Giuseppe: Don't worry. We'll be safe in the gas lamp district.,941000,TRUE,3761,270,Giuseppe,Springfield Street,Don't worry. We'll be safe in the gas lamp district.,dont worry well be safe in the gas lamp district,10 +154059,552,200,(GIUSEPPE'S WORKSPACE: int. giuseppe's workspace - later),973000,FALSE,NA,4358,NA,GIUSEPPE'S WORKSPACE,NA,NA,NA +154060,552,201,Homer Simpson: Can I pitch something?,973000,TRUE,2,4358,Homer Simpson,GIUSEPPE'S WORKSPACE,Can I pitch something?,can i pitch something,4 +154061,552,202,Giuseppe: Go ahead.,974000,TRUE,3761,4358,Giuseppe,GIUSEPPE'S WORKSPACE,Go ahead.,go ahead,2 +154062,552,203,"Homer Simpson: (IMITATES BIG FIREWORKS FINALE, THEN SLIGHT PAUSE, THEN TWO MORE QUICK FIREWORKS NOISES)",974000,FALSE,2,4358,Homer Simpson,GIUSEPPE'S WORKSPACE,NA,NA,NA +154063,552,204,Giuseppe: That's-a nice.,980000,TRUE,3761,4358,Giuseppe,GIUSEPPE'S WORKSPACE,That's-a nice.,thats-a nice,2 +154064,552,205,(Lake Springfield: ext. Lake springfield - EARLY EVENING - July 4th),991000,FALSE,NA,250,NA,Lake Springfield,NA,NA,NA +154065,552,206,"Nelson Muntz: Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown.",991000,TRUE,101,250,Nelson Muntz,Lake Springfield,"Wrong holiday, Charlie Brown.",wrong holiday charlie brown,4 +154066,552,207,Snake Jailbird: Yoink. (LAUGHS),998000,TRUE,518,250,Snake Jailbird,Lake Springfield,Yoink.,yoink,1 +154067,552,208,"Chief Wiggum: We're on it, ma'am!",999000,TRUE,71,250,Chief Wiggum,Lake Springfield,"We're on it, ma'am!",were on it maam,4 +154068,552,209,"Chief Wiggum: Okay, coarse gunpowder... get the ball in there... don't forget the wadding... tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... firing stance, take careful aim... and...",1001000,TRUE,71,250,Chief Wiggum,Lake Springfield,"Okay, coarse gunpowder... get the ball in there... don't forget the wadding... tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... firing stance, take careful aim... and...",okay coarse gunpowder get the ball in there dont forget the wadding tamp tamp tamp fine gunpowder in the pan firing stance take careful aim and,26 +154069,552,210,"Lou: Not enough tampin', Chief.",1012000,TRUE,91,250,Lou,Lake Springfield,"Not enough tampin', Chief.",not enough tampin chief,4 +154070,552,211,"Chief Wiggum: (SIGHS) All right, start over. (THEN QUICKLY) Coarse gunpowder, ball, wadding, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... c'mon...",1014000,TRUE,71,250,Chief Wiggum,Lake Springfield,"All right, start over. Coarse gunpowder, ball, wadding, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp, tamp... fine gunpowder in the pan... c'mon...",all right start over coarse gunpowder ball wadding tamp tamp tamp tamp tamp fine gunpowder in the pan cmon,19 +154071,552,212,(FIREWORKS BARGE: ext. fireworks barge - night),1025000,FALSE,NA,4359,NA,FIREWORKS BARGE,NA,NA,NA +154072,552,213,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road.,1025000,TRUE,2,4359,Homer Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,My boy's having a bad night. We should get the show on the road.,my boys having a bad night we should get the show on the road,14 +154073,552,214,Homer Simpson: Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day.,1040000,TRUE,2,4359,Homer Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,Come on. Let's go. I can't stand to see my family unhappy on America's holiest day.,come on lets go i cant stand to see my family unhappy on americas holiest day,16 +154074,552,215,"Giuseppe: Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated.",1046000,TRUE,3761,4359,Giuseppe,FIREWORKS BARGE,"Actually, July second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated.",actually july second is when congress declared independence -- the date that should be celebrated,15 +154075,552,216,"Homer Simpson: (MAD) Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America!",1054000,TRUE,2,4359,Homer Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,"Hey, Super Mario. Don't you tell me about America!",hey super mario dont you tell me about america,9 +154076,552,217,Giuseppe: Idiot! I'm-a right!,1058000,TRUE,3761,4359,Giuseppe,FIREWORKS BARGE,Idiot! I'm-a right!,idiot im-a right,3 +154077,552,218,"Homer Simpson: No, you're a-wrong!",1060000,TRUE,2,4359,Homer Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,"No, you're a-wrong!",no youre a-wrong,3 +154078,552,219,Giuseppe: July second! I am quoting John Adams!,1061000,TRUE,3761,4359,Giuseppe,FIREWORKS BARGE,July second! I am quoting John Adams!,july second i am quoting john adams,7 +154079,552,220,Homer Simpson: Who the hell is that?!,1064000,TRUE,2,4359,Homer Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,Who the hell is that?!,who the hell is that,5 +154080,552,221,Crowd: (TERRIFIED NOISE),1064000,FALSE,75,4359,Crowd,FIREWORKS BARGE,NA,NA,NA +154081,552,222,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh dear. The term ""target audience"" is taking on a sinister connotation.",1069000,TRUE,442,4359,Professor Jonathan Frink,FIREWORKS BARGE,"Oh dear. The term ""target audience"" is taking on a sinister connotation.",oh dear the term target audience is taking on a sinister connotation,12 +154082,552,223,Bart Simpson: Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right!,1079000,TRUE,8,4359,Bart Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,Milhouse! This is my chance to make things right!,milhouse this is my chance to make things right,9 +154083,552,224,Milhouse Van Houten: (WARY) What are you up to now?,1081000,TRUE,25,4359,Milhouse Van Houten,FIREWORKS BARGE,What are you up to now?,what are you up to now,6 +154084,552,225,Bart Simpson: Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions!,1083000,TRUE,8,4359,Bart Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,Get on that bus! I'll explain during the explosions!,get on that bus ill explain during the explosions,9 +154085,552,226,"Giuseppe: Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start.",1086000,TRUE,3761,4359,Giuseppe,FIREWORKS BARGE,"Don't panic! We'll be okay, as long as the sequence doesn't start.",dont panic well be okay as long as the sequence doesnt start,12 +154086,552,227,Jimbo Jones: Hit Bart's dad in the butt!,1091000,TRUE,144,4359,Jimbo Jones,FIREWORKS BARGE,Hit Bart's dad in the butt!,hit barts dad in the butt,6 +154087,552,228,Kearney Zzyzwicz: Roger that.,1094000,TRUE,145,4359,Kearney Zzyzwicz,FIREWORKS BARGE,Roger that.,roger that,2 +154088,552,229,DOLPH: Did you factor in the wind?,1095000,TRUE,146,4359,DOLPH,FIREWORKS BARGE,Did you factor in the wind?,did you factor in the wind,6 +154089,552,230,Kearney Zzyzwicz: (SUDDENLY WORRIED) No.,1097000,TRUE,145,4359,Kearney Zzyzwicz,FIREWORKS BARGE,No.,no,1 +154090,552,231,"Grampa Simpson: (LYING) Don't worry, boys! I'll be with you all the way to Berlin!",1105000,TRUE,31,4359,Grampa Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,"Don't worry, boys! I'll be with you all the way to Berlin!",dont worry boys ill be with you all the way to berlin,12 +154091,552,232,Grampa Simpson: (LAUGHS),1105000,FALSE,31,4359,Grampa Simpson,FIREWORKS BARGE,NA,NA,NA +154092,552,233,(Lake Springfield: ext. Lake springfield - continuous),1119000,FALSE,NA,250,NA,Lake Springfield,NA,NA,NA +154093,552,234,(Bus: int. bus - continuous),1119000,FALSE,NA,36,NA,Bus,NA,NA,NA +154094,552,235,Lenny Leonard: So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl.,1119000,TRUE,165,36,Lenny Leonard,Bus,So who Is our hero? I hope it's Carl.,so who is our hero i hope its carl,9 +154095,552,236,"Carl Carlson: Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries!",1122000,TRUE,170,36,Carl Carlson,Bus,"Nah, no such luck. I was just Tweeting a picture of what I thought was my last meal. Hotdog and French fries!",nah no such luck i was just tweeting a picture of what i thought was my last meal hotdog and french fries,22 +154096,552,237,Sideshow Mel: Milhouse is our unlikely savior!,1134000,TRUE,699,36,Sideshow Mel,Bus,Milhouse is our unlikely savior!,milhouse is our unlikely savior,5 +154097,552,238,Crowd: Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk!,1137000,TRUE,75,36,Crowd,Bus,Quit explainin' everything! / Let him talk!,quit explainin everything let him talk,6 +154098,552,239,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who...",1141000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,"Well, it wasn't me. It was Bart who...",well it wasnt me it was bart who,8 +154273,553,146,Homer Simpson: (LOUD SCARY GASPS AND SNORTS),816000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154099,552,240,"Bart Simpson: ...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout!",1143000,TRUE,8,36,Bart Simpson,Bus,"...saw everything you did! Milhouse is the hero! Take it from me, the boy who's lied throughout!",saw everything you did milhouse is the hero take it from me the boy whos lied throughout,17 +154100,552,241,Crowd: Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse!,1150000,TRUE,75,36,Crowd,Bus,Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse! Milhouse!,milhouse milhouse milhouse milhouse milhouse,5 +154101,552,242,"Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart.",1153000,TRUE,25,36,Milhouse Van Houten,Bus,"Oh, I get it now. Thanks, Bart.",oh i get it now thanks bart,7 +154102,552,243,"Lisa Simpson: So Milhouse got the redemption he deserved... and so, in a way, did Bart.",1157000,TRUE,9,36,Lisa Simpson,Bus,"So Milhouse got the redemption he deserved... and so, in a way, did Bart.",so milhouse got the redemption he deserved and so in a way did bart,14 +154103,552,244,Crowd: Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Cow-ard!,1163000,TRUE,75,36,Crowd,Bus,Cow-ard! Cow-ard! Cow-ard!,cow-ard cow-ard cow-ard,3 +154104,552,245,"Lisa Simpson: Which meant that at long last, my brother could get a good night's sleep.",1166000,TRUE,9,36,Lisa Simpson,Bus,"Which meant that at long last, my brother could get a good night's sleep.",which meant that at long last my brother could get a good nights sleep,14 +154105,552,246,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's bedroom - night),1180000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154106,552,247,"Grampa Simpson: Oh, enough doom and gloom!",1180000,TRUE,31,43,Grampa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Oh, enough doom and gloom!",oh enough doom and gloom,5 +154107,552,248,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - bart's bathroom - night),1198000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154108,552,249,"Bart Simpson: Look, Maggie. I undid my deed. So I'm just gonna take your feather and say goodnight.",1198000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look, Maggie. I undid my deed. So I'm just gonna take your feather and say goodnight.",look maggie i undid my deed so im just gonna take your feather and say goodnight,16 +154109,552,250,Bart Simpson: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Where are these coming from?,1204000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Where are these coming from?,where are these coming from,5 +154110,552,251,Bart Simpson: (RELIEVED) Ohhh. I see -- that's all you wanted.,1208000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Ohhh. I see -- that's all you wanted.,ohhh i see -- thats all you wanted,8 +154111,552,252,"Bart Simpson: How's that, kiddo?",1213000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"How's that, kiddo?",hows that kiddo,3 +154112,552,253,Maggie Simpson: (CHICKEN SQUAWKS),1213000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154113,552,254,Homer Simpson: SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH,1222000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,SOMETIMES WHEN WE TOUCH,sometimes when we touch,4 +154114,552,255,"Giuseppe: THE HONESTY, SHE'S-A TOO MUCH",1226000,TRUE,3761,5,Giuseppe,Simpson Home,"THE HONESTY, SHE'S-A TOO MUCH",the honesty shes-a too much,5 +154115,552,256,Giuseppe: AND I HAVE TO CLOSE MY EYES AND HIDE,1229000,TRUE,3761,5,Giuseppe,Simpson Home,AND I HAVE TO CLOSE MY EYES AND HIDE,and i have to close my eyes and hide,9 +154116,552,257,Giuseppe: I WANNA HOLD YOU TILL I DIE,1235000,TRUE,3761,5,Giuseppe,Simpson Home,I WANNA HOLD YOU TILL I DIE,i wanna hold you till i die,7 +154117,552,258,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLE) One more year, tops.",1238000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"One more year, tops.",one more year tops,4 +154118,552,259,"Giuseppe: (SPOKEN) I live-a longer than you! I taking a ""senior spin"" class. Always increasing the tension!",1239000,TRUE,3761,5,Giuseppe,Simpson Home,"I live-a longer than you! I taking a ""senior spin"" class. Always increasing the tension!",i live-a longer than you i taking a senior spin class always increasing the tension,15 +154119,552,260,"Homer Simpson: (REALIZING) Then burn on you, 'cause you'll be holding onto a dead guy! (LAUGHS)",1245000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Then burn on you, 'cause you'll be holding onto a dead guy!",then burn on you cause youll be holding onto a dead guy,12 +154120,552,261,Giuseppe: (SINGS) I WANNA HOLD YOU TILL THE FEAR IN ME SUBSIDES,1245000,TRUE,3761,5,Giuseppe,Simpson Home,I WANNA HOLD YOU TILL THE FEAR IN ME SUBSIDES,i wanna hold you till the fear in me subsides,10 +154121,552,262,"Homer Simpson: Believe me, if you're holding a three-hundred-pound dead guy, fear is not gonna be your problem.",1253000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Believe me, if you're holding a three-hundred-pound dead guy, fear is not gonna be your problem.",believe me if youre holding a three-hundred-pound dead guy fear is not gonna be your problem,16 +154122,552,263,"Giuseppe: Congratulations, you have ruined a beautiful song.",1259000,TRUE,3761,5,Giuseppe,Simpson Home,"Congratulations, you have ruined a beautiful song.",congratulations you have ruined a beautiful song,7 +154123,552,264,Homer Simpson: It's a song? I thought we were just riffing.,1261000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's a song? I thought we were just riffing.,its a song i thought we were just riffing,9 +154124,552,265,Giuseppe: I apologize to Dan Hill and all of our viewers.,1263000,TRUE,3761,5,Giuseppe,Simpson Home,I apologize to Dan Hill and all of our viewers.,i apologize to dan hill and all of our viewers,10 +154125,552,266,"Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY, SHOUTED) I don't!",1266000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't!,i dont,2 +154126,552,267,Homer Simpson: Usher! Will you stop that person who's shushing?!,1271000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Usher! Will you stop that person who's shushing?!,usher will you stop that person whos shushing,8 +154127,553,0,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - NIGHT - establishing),84000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154128,553,1,"Lisa Simpson: Three feet, nine inches. That should do it.",84000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Three feet, nine inches. That should do it.",three feet nine inches that should do it,8 +154129,553,2,Bart Simpson: (DUBIOUS) Don't you know what kind of animal we're dealing with?,171000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't you know what kind of animal we're dealing with?,dont you know what kind of animal were dealing with,10 +154130,553,3,"Lisa Simpson: Okay, enough theory.",176000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, enough theory.",okay enough theory,3 +154131,553,4,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Dad! We made popcorn!",178000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, Dad! We made popcorn!",hey dad we made popcorn,5 +154133,553,6,Homer Simpson: Out of my reach? (STRUGGLING NOISE) Must... make... effort...,182000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Out of my reach? Must... make... effort...,out of my reach must make effort,7 +154134,553,7,Homer Simpson: (TRIUMPHANT NOISE),182000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154135,553,8,"Milhouse Van Houten: Mr. Simpson, you earned this.",197000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Mr. Simpson, you earned this.",mr simpson you earned this,5 +154136,553,9,Homer Simpson: (MOUTH HALF-FULL) What's on TV?,202000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What's on TV?,whats on tv,3 +154137,553,10,Lisa Simpson: Krusty's getting roasted tonight.,204000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Krusty's getting roasted tonight.,krustys getting roasted tonight,4 +154138,553,11,KRUSTY'S HEAD: Hey!,216000,TRUE,6592,5,KRUSTY'S HEAD,Simpson Home,Hey!,hey,1 +154139,553,12,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR) Sometimes the language on these gets a little B-L-U-E.,217000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Sometimes the language on these gets a little B-L-U-E.,sometimes the language on these gets a little b-l-u-e,9 +154140,553,13,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),217000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154141,553,14,Homer Simpson: (GETTING IT NOISE),217000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154142,553,15,"Lisa Simpson: (SHRUGS) If you don't let us watch, we'll just go to a house where some more permissive parents will.",225000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"If you don't let us watch, we'll just go to a house where some more permissive parents will.",if you dont let us watch well just go to a house where some more permissive parents will,18 +154143,553,16,Marge Simpson: How permissive?,229000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,How permissive?,how permissive,2 +154144,553,17,Bart Simpson: Chief Wiggum shows us crime photos at sleepovers.,230000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Chief Wiggum shows us crime photos at sleepovers.,chief wiggum shows us crime photos at sleepovers,8 +154145,553,18,(Wiggum Home: Int. Wiggum house - night),233000,FALSE,NA,792,NA,Wiggum Home,NA,NA,NA +154146,553,19,"Chief Wiggum: So this is what a body looks like after it drops sixty stories. Come on, Milhouse. Don't pretend you're asleep. This is the world we live in! Yeah.",233000,TRUE,71,792,Chief Wiggum,Wiggum Home,"So this is what a body looks like after it drops sixty stories. Come on, Milhouse. Don't pretend you're asleep. This is the world we live in! Yeah.",so this is what a body looks like after it drops sixty stories come on milhouse dont pretend youre asleep this is the world we live in yeah,28 +154147,553,20,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),244000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154148,553,21,(Simpson TV Room: Int. Simpson TV room - later - continuous),244000,FALSE,NA,778,NA,Simpson TV Room,NA,NA,NA +154149,553,22,"JEFF ROSS: Hey Krusty, our local deli just named a sandwich after you, it's called the unfunny comedian.",244000,TRUE,6593,778,JEFF ROSS,Simpson TV Room,"Hey Krusty, our local deli just named a sandwich after you, it's called the unfunny comedian.",hey krusty our local deli just named a sandwich after you its called the unfunny comedian,16 +154150,553,23,"JEFF ROSS: You will always be remembered for your countless appearances on the Krusty the Clown show and your one appearance on ""To Catch A Predator.""",247000,TRUE,6593,778,JEFF ROSS,Simpson TV Room,"You will always be remembered for your countless appearances on the Krusty the Clown show and your one appearance on ""To Catch A Predator.""",you will always be remembered for your countless appearances on the krusty the clown show and your one appearance on to catch a predator,24 +154151,553,24,Krusty the Clown: Hey! I've spent a lifetime making people happy.,259000,TRUE,139,778,Krusty the Clown,Simpson TV Room,Hey! I've spent a lifetime making people happy.,hey ive spent a lifetime making people happy,8 +154152,553,25,"JEFF ROSS: Yeah, plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers!",261000,TRUE,6593,778,JEFF ROSS,Simpson TV Room,"Yeah, plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers!",yeah plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers,6 +154153,553,26,"Krusty the Clown: I was just about to say that! (SOBS) He took my laugh! (DESPERATE) Screw it, I'm doing it anyway! ""Plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers!""",264000,TRUE,139,778,Krusty the Clown,Simpson TV Room,"I was just about to say that! He took my laugh! Screw it, I'm doing it anyway! ""Plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers!""",i was just about to say that he took my laugh screw it im doing it anyway plastic surgeons and divorce lawyers,22 +154154,553,27,"JEFF ROSS: What a legend, Krusty the Clown is to comedy what Martin Luther King is to comedy.",276000,TRUE,6593,778,JEFF ROSS,Simpson TV Room,"What a legend, Krusty the Clown is to comedy what Martin Luther King is to comedy.",what a legend krusty the clown is to comedy what martin luther king is to comedy,16 +154155,553,28,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - NIGHT),284000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154156,553,29,(ROAST: INT. ROAST - LATER),284000,FALSE,NA,4360,NA,ROAST,NA,NA,NA +154157,553,30,"SARAH SILVERMAN: We've seen a lot of top-flight comics tonight, but that's over, because it's time to hear from Krusty the Clown. Welcome, Krusty. I grew up watching you. (CHECKS INDEX CARD) Oh, uh, sorry. I threw up watching you.",284000,TRUE,6594,4360,SARAH SILVERMAN,ROAST,"We've seen a lot of top-flight comics tonight, but that's over, because it's time to hear from Krusty the Clown. Welcome, Krusty. I grew up watching you. Oh, uh, sorry. I threw up watching you.",weve seen a lot of top-flight comics tonight but thats over because its time to hear from krusty the clown welcome krusty i grew up watching you oh uh sorry i threw up watching you,35 +154158,553,31,Krusty the Clown: Sarah Silverman.,300000,TRUE,139,4360,Krusty the Clown,ROAST,Sarah Silverman.,sarah silverman,2 +154159,553,32,"Krusty the Clown: I say this with love, you disrespectful skank. You've... had more... (SAD) suddenly, I don't feel like doin' this.",301000,TRUE,139,4360,Krusty the Clown,ROAST,"I say this with love, you disrespectful skank. You've... had more... suddenly, I don't feel like doin' this.",i say this with love you disrespectful skank youve had more suddenly i dont feel like doin this,18 +154160,553,33,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - TV room - continuous),312000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154161,553,34,Bart Simpson: (GASPS),312000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154162,553,35,"Krusty the Clown: Sorry, Mini-ha-ha. Cancelling the bit. Tell the others.",312000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Sorry, Mini-ha-ha. Cancelling the bit. Tell the others.",sorry mini-ha-ha cancelling the bit tell the others,8 +154163,553,36,Krusty the Clown: (BARING IT ALL) I thought this night would be fun for me and my friends. I don't even know these people.,318000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,I thought this night would be fun for me and my friends. I don't even know these people.,i thought this night would be fun for me and my friends i dont even know these people,18 +154164,553,37,Krusty the Clown: And I guess I don't have any friends. My only comfort is the roast is over and will only be shown four times a day for the rest of all time.,324000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,And I guess I don't have any friends. My only comfort is the roast is over and will only be shown four times a day for the rest of all time.,and i guess i dont have any friends my only comfort is the roast is over and will only be shown four times a day for the rest of all time,31 +154165,553,38,JEFF ROSS: Krusty...is your nose red because it's embarrassed to be seen with you?,334000,TRUE,6593,5,JEFF ROSS,Simpson Home,Krusty...is your nose red because it's embarrassed to be seen with you?,krustyis your nose red because its embarrassed to be seen with you,12 +154166,553,39,"Krusty the Clown: (AGONIZED) Nobody warned me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've seen, and laughed at!",339000,TRUE,139,5,Krusty the Clown,Simpson Home,"Nobody warned me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast I've seen, and laughed at!",nobody warned me this roast would treat me the same way as every roast ive seen and laughed at,19 +154167,553,40,(Swapper Jack's: Ext. Swapper Jack's - morning - a few days later),346000,FALSE,NA,4041,NA,Swapper Jack's,NA,NA,NA +154168,553,41,"Krusty the Clown: (FINISHING JOKE) ""...and the husband says (ANGRY) 'who paid you a nickel?' And the wife says 'Everybody'""! (LAUGHS)",346000,TRUE,139,4041,Krusty the Clown,Swapper Jack's,"""...and the husband says 'who paid you a nickel?' And the wife says 'Everybody'""!",and the husband says who paid you a nickel and the wife says everybody,14 +154169,553,42,"Krusty the Clown: Oh, sorry, wrong for this audience. I thought Swapper Jack's was something else.",346000,TRUE,139,4041,Krusty the Clown,Swapper Jack's,"Oh, sorry, wrong for this audience. I thought Swapper Jack's was something else.",oh sorry wrong for this audience i thought swapper jacks was something else,13 +154170,553,43,"Bart Simpson: (RUNS UP) Krusty, sorry about the roast. They had no right to say those hilarious things.",358000,TRUE,8,4041,Bart Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"Krusty, sorry about the roast. They had no right to say those hilarious things.",krusty sorry about the roast they had no right to say those hilarious things,14 +154171,553,44,Krusty the Clown: How can they say I'm past my prime? Me! The voice of Ovaltine! (SAD NOISE),363000,TRUE,139,4041,Krusty the Clown,Swapper Jack's,How can they say I'm past my prime? Me! The voice of Ovaltine!,how can they say im past my prime me the voice of ovaltine,13 +154172,553,45,"Bart Simpson: Krusty, why don't you talk to your Dad? He'll cheer you up. He's a Rabbi. He must've learned something from that giant star scroll he's always reading.",368000,TRUE,8,4041,Bart Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"Krusty, why don't you talk to your Dad? He'll cheer you up. He's a Rabbi. He must've learned something from that giant star scroll he's always reading.",krusty why dont you talk to your dad hell cheer you up hes a rabbi he mustve learned something from that giant star scroll hes always reading,27 +154173,553,46,"Krusty the Clown: Kid, does talking to your Dad make you feel better?",375000,TRUE,139,4041,Krusty the Clown,Swapper Jack's,"Kid, does talking to your Dad make you feel better?",kid does talking to your dad make you feel better,10 +154174,553,47,Bart Simpson: Well no... but he's not a rabbi. More of a Flabbi. (FLAB-EYE),378000,TRUE,8,4041,Bart Simpson,Swapper Jack's,Well no... but he's not a rabbi. More of a Flabbi.,well no but hes not a rabbi more of a flabbi,11 +154175,553,48,Homer Simpson: Why you little! I'll show you who's a Flabbi!,380000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,Why you little! I'll show you who's a Flabbi!,why you little ill show you whos a flabbi,9 +154176,553,49,"Bart Simpson: (MUFFLED) All right, you're not a Flabbi! Okay! I got it!",387000,TRUE,8,4041,Bart Simpson,Swapper Jack's,"All right, you're not a Flabbi! Okay! I got it!",all right youre not a flabbi okay i got it,10 +154177,553,50,Homer Simpson: All muscle. In Minnesota I'd be a supermodel!,388000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer Simpson,Swapper Jack's,All muscle. In Minnesota I'd be a supermodel!,all muscle in minnesota id be a supermodel,8 +154178,553,51,(Temple Beth Springfield: Ext. temple beth Springfield - day - establishing),394000,FALSE,NA,476,NA,Temple Beth Springfield,NA,NA,NA +154179,553,52,"Krusty the Clown: ...So basically, I came here so you could tell me the truth, that I'm great.",394000,TRUE,139,476,Krusty the Clown,Temple Beth Springfield,"...So basically, I came here so you could tell me the truth, that I'm great.",so basically i came here so you could tell me the truth that im great,15 +154180,553,53,"Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: As the Torah says: ""Judgment belongs to God"".",400000,TRUE,598,476,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Temple Beth Springfield,"As the Torah says: ""Judgment belongs to God"".",as the torah says judgment belongs to god,8 +154181,553,54,Krusty the Clown: The Torah also says you can't eat ham and I'm the spokesman for HamCo Ham.,403000,TRUE,139,476,Krusty the Clown,Temple Beth Springfield,The Torah also says you can't eat ham and I'm the spokesman for HamCo Ham.,the torah also says you cant eat ham and im the spokesman for hamco ham,15 +154182,553,55,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: This is why I only call you on Christmas and Easter.,407000,TRUE,598,476,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Temple Beth Springfield,This is why I only call you on Christmas and Easter.,this is why i only call you on christmas and easter,11 +154183,553,56,"Krusty the Clown: Wait, wait, wait! Please, Dad. Do you even think I'm funny?",410000,TRUE,139,476,Krusty the Clown,Temple Beth Springfield,"Wait, wait, wait! Please, Dad. Do you even think I'm funny?",wait wait wait please dad do you even think im funny,11 +154184,553,57,"Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: (SIGHS) I'm not gonna lie to you, for funny, I prefer Rabbi Rudenstein.",414000,TRUE,598,476,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Temple Beth Springfield,"I'm not gonna lie to you, for funny, I prefer Rabbi Rudenstein.",im not gonna lie to you for funny i prefer rabbi rudenstein,12 +154185,553,58,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: He puts the ha in Hanukah and the levity in Leviticus!,417000,TRUE,598,476,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Temple Beth Springfield,He puts the ha in Hanukah and the levity in Leviticus!,he puts the ha in hanukah and the levity in leviticus,11 +154215,553,88,"Marge Simpson: No, no, it's a big thing.",574000,TRUE,1,408,Marge Simpson,Krusty's House,"No, no, it's a big thing.",no no its a big thing,6 +154552,554,189,"Homer Simpson: Yes, son. We can.",1172000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,"Yes, son. We can.",yes son we can,4 +154186,553,59,"Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: As for you, son, if you want to know my honest opinion of you, you've always been... (SHRUGS) eh.",420000,TRUE,598,476,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Temple Beth Springfield,"As for you, son, if you want to know my honest opinion of you, you've always been... eh.",as for you son if you want to know my honest opinion of you youve always been eh,18 +154187,553,60,Krusty the Clown: Go on.,426000,TRUE,139,476,Krusty the Clown,Temple Beth Springfield,Go on.,go on,2 +154188,553,61,Krusty the Clown: (HOPEFUL) I've always been Eh... ntertaining? Dad?,428000,TRUE,139,476,Krusty the Clown,Temple Beth Springfield,I've always been Eh... ntertaining? Dad?,ive always been eh ntertaining dad,6 +154189,553,62,Krusty the Clown: (DESPERATE) Show me nose fog!,436000,TRUE,139,476,Krusty the Clown,Temple Beth Springfield,Show me nose fog!,show me nose fog,4 +154190,553,63,Krusty the Clown: Oh God he's dead! And he never lived to see me be successful! (SOBS),439000,TRUE,139,476,Krusty the Clown,Temple Beth Springfield,Oh God he's dead! And he never lived to see me be successful!,oh god hes dead and he never lived to see me be successful,13 +154191,553,64,(Temple: Ext. temple - day),454000,FALSE,NA,479,NA,Temple,NA,NA,NA +154192,553,65,"Krusty the Clown: ""A pusten fas hilcht hecher"" (TRANSLATING) ""An empty barrel reverberates loudly"". And today, my heart is that barrel.",454000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,"""A pusten fas hilcht hecher"" ""An empty barrel reverberates loudly"". And today, my heart is that barrel.",a pusten fas hilcht hecher an empty barrel reverberates loudly and today my heart is that barrel,17 +154193,553,66,Krusty the Clown: Even though my father and I had our difficulties (CHOKED-UP) he was a great man... (HALF-SOB) and... well... he always...,461000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,Even though my father and I had our difficulties he was a great man... and... well... he always...,even though my father and i had our difficulties he was a great man and well he always,18 +154194,553,67,Krusty the Clown: Wha?,470000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,Wha?,wha,1 +154195,553,68,RABBIS: (BLASÉ) Eh. Eh. Eh. (ETC.),474000,TRUE,6595,479,RABBIS,Temple,Eh. Eh. Eh.,eh eh eh,3 +154196,553,69,"Krusty the Clown: (SIGHS) Look, I'm an entertainer. So maybe the best way to say how I feel about my Dad is through a song, that someone else wrote, that I hired people to sing. This is for you, Dad!",481000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,"Look, I'm an entertainer. So maybe the best way to say how I feel about my Dad is through a song, that someone else wrote, that I hired people to sing. This is for you, Dad!",look im an entertainer so maybe the best way to say how i feel about my dad is through a song that someone else wrote that i hired people to sing this is for you dad,36 +154197,553,70,Choir: (SINGS) HE FOUGHT / AND FOUGHT / AND FOUGHT FOR JEWISH RIGHTS / WISDOM SOUGHT / STUDENTS TAUGHT / RABBI KRUSTOFSKY'S GONE!,492000,TRUE,700,479,Choir,Temple,HE FOUGHT / AND FOUGHT / AND FOUGHT FOR JEWISH RIGHTS / WISDOM SOUGHT / STUDENTS TAUGHT / RABBI KRUSTOFSKY'S GONE!,he fought and fought and fought for jewish rights wisdom sought students taught rabbi krustofskys gone,16 +154198,553,71,"Krusty the Clown: (STAMMERING) It's just... I thought... seriously, it can be really tough to lose your father. (SMALL SOB)",506000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,"It's just... I thought... seriously, it can be really tough to lose your father.",its just i thought seriously it can be really tough to lose your father,14 +154199,553,72,RABBI RUDENSTEIN: (YIDDISH) Yasher Co-ack.,515000,TRUE,6596,479,RABBI RUDENSTEIN,Temple,Yasher Co-ack.,yasher co-ack,2 +154200,553,73,RABBI RUDENSTEIN: Let us all please rise.,517000,TRUE,6596,479,RABBI RUDENSTEIN,Temple,Let us all please rise.,let us all please rise,5 +154201,553,74,"Marge Simpson: (SOTTO) Homer, get up!",520000,TRUE,1,479,Marge Simpson,Temple,"Homer, get up!",homer get up,3 +154202,553,75,Homer Simpson: Huh? Oh. (STRUGGLING NOISES),522000,TRUE,2,479,Homer Simpson,Temple,Huh? Oh.,huh oh,2 +154203,553,76,"Homer Simpson: (TENTATIVE NOISE OF SUCCESS, THEN COLLAPSES)",522000,FALSE,2,479,Homer Simpson,Temple,NA,NA,NA +154204,553,77,"Lisa Simpson: (SOTTO) Dad, are you okay?",528000,TRUE,9,479,Lisa Simpson,Temple,"Dad, are you okay?",dad are you okay,4 +154205,553,78,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, yeah, great. (SIGHS, THEN WISTFUL) I guess my getting-up days are over.",532000,TRUE,2,479,Homer Simpson,Temple,"Yeah, yeah, great. I guess my getting-up days are over.",yeah yeah great i guess my getting-up days are over,10 +154206,553,79,(Krusty's House: Ext. Krusty's house - day),542000,FALSE,NA,408,NA,Krusty's House,NA,NA,NA +154207,553,80,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, you're eating too much! I'm worried about your health! (PANICKY) I don't wanna lose you!",542000,TRUE,9,408,Lisa Simpson,Krusty's House,"Dad, you're eating too much! I'm worried about your health! I don't wanna lose you!",dad youre eating too much im worried about your health i dont wanna lose you,15 +154208,553,81,Lisa Simpson: (WORRIED) Oh no.,550000,TRUE,9,408,Lisa Simpson,Krusty's House,Oh no.,oh no,2 +154209,553,82,"Marge Simpson: (WALKS UP) Krusty, I brought some homemade chicken soup. (GLANCES TOWARD MAGGIE) We used the Play-Doh maker for the matzo.",552000,TRUE,1,408,Marge Simpson,Krusty's House,"Krusty, I brought some homemade chicken soup. We used the Play-Doh maker for the matzo.",krusty i brought some homemade chicken soup we used the play-doh maker for the matzo,15 +154210,553,83,"Krusty the Clown: (SIGHS) Thanks, but I don't really like soup.",558000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,"Thanks, but I don't really like soup.",thanks but i dont really like soup,7 +154211,553,84,Marge Simpson: But you wear that little spoon around your neck.,561000,TRUE,1,408,Marge Simpson,Krusty's House,But you wear that little spoon around your neck.,but you wear that little spoon around your neck,9 +154212,553,85,"Krusty the Clown: (EYES DARTING) Huh... you really notice stuff, don't you?",564000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,"Huh... you really notice stuff, don't you?",huh you really notice stuff dont you,7 +154213,553,86,Marge Simpson: Yes. And I can tell how hard it was to lose your father. But at least you were there to share his final thoughts.,566000,TRUE,1,408,Marge Simpson,Krusty's House,Yes. And I can tell how hard it was to lose your father. But at least you were there to share his final thoughts.,yes and i can tell how hard it was to lose your father but at least you were there to share his final thoughts,24 +154214,553,87,Krusty the Clown: Eh.,573000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,Eh.,eh,1 +154247,553,120,Kids: (CHEER),673000,FALSE,39,701,Kids,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +154216,553,89,"Krusty the Clown: No, that's what he called me. Eh.",576000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,"No, that's what he called me. Eh.",no thats what he called me eh,7 +154217,553,90,Marge Simpson: Well... it could be worse.,577000,TRUE,1,408,Marge Simpson,Krusty's House,Well... it could be worse.,well it could be worse,5 +154218,553,91,Krusty the Clown: Oh yeah? How?,580000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,Oh yeah? How?,oh yeah how,3 +154219,553,92,Marge Simpson: I don't know. Uh... how about... (RASPBERRY NOISE) That's a lot worse!,582000,TRUE,1,408,Marge Simpson,Krusty's House,I don't know. Uh... how about... That's a lot worse!,i dont know uh how about thats a lot worse,10 +154220,553,93,Krusty the Clown: Can you stop comforting me now?,586000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,Can you stop comforting me now?,can you stop comforting me now,6 +154221,553,94,"Sideshow Bob: Krusty, condolences on your loss.",588000,TRUE,153,408,Sideshow Bob,Krusty's House,"Krusty, condolences on your loss.",krusty condolences on your loss,5 +154222,553,95,Sideshow Mel: (TIPSY) So this is the Bob whose comedic genius I can never live up to.,592000,TRUE,699,408,Sideshow Mel,Krusty's House,So this is the Bob whose comedic genius I can never live up to.,so this is the bob whose comedic genius i can never live up to,14 +154223,553,96,"Sideshow Mel: (SOTTO TO BOB, STILL TIPSY) Believe me, all of us have thought about killing him.",600000,TRUE,699,408,Sideshow Mel,Krusty's House,"Believe me, all of us have thought about killing him.",believe me all of us have thought about killing him,10 +154224,553,97,Krusty the Clown: (SIGHS),600000,FALSE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,NA,NA,NA +154225,553,98,(Therapist's Office: Ext. therapist's office - day),610000,FALSE,NA,3319,NA,Therapist's Office,NA,NA,NA +154226,553,99,"Therapist: (GRAVELY) Clowns have it tough, Krusty. I understand. I was Professor Pickles with Ringling Brothers for several years.",610000,TRUE,4497,3319,Therapist,Therapist's Office,"Clowns have it tough, Krusty. I understand. I was Professor Pickles with Ringling Brothers for several years.",clowns have it tough krusty i understand i was professor pickles with ringling brothers for several years,17 +154227,553,100,Therapist: The elephant and I had our differences.,616000,TRUE,4497,3319,Therapist,Therapist's Office,The elephant and I had our differences.,the elephant and i had our differences,7 +154228,553,101,"Therapist: (PERFUNCTORY, QUICK) So, what brings you here, and don't say ""clown car.""",617000,TRUE,4497,3319,Therapist,Therapist's Office,"So, what brings you here, and don't say ""clown car.""",so what brings you here and dont say clown car,10 +154229,553,102,"Krusty the Clown: I'm a sad, tragic clown like what's his name, Liberace.",621000,TRUE,139,3319,Krusty the Clown,Therapist's Office,"I'm a sad, tragic clown like what's his name, Liberace.",im a sad tragic clown like whats his name liberace,10 +154230,553,103,"Therapist: Tell me about your father, huh?",626000,TRUE,4497,3319,Therapist,Therapist's Office,"Tell me about your father, huh?",tell me about your father huh,6 +154231,553,104,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Herschel! Did you read your Exodus?,632000,TRUE,598,3319,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Therapist's Office,Herschel! Did you read your Exodus?,herschel did you read your exodus,6 +154232,553,105,"TEENAGED KRUSTY: Oh, uh, oh, sure.",634000,TRUE,6597,3319,TEENAGED KRUSTY,Therapist's Office,"Oh, uh, oh, sure.",oh uh oh sure,4 +154233,553,106,"Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Really? Then tell me, what did the Burning Bush say?",636000,TRUE,598,3319,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Therapist's Office,"Really? Then tell me, what did the Burning Bush say?",really then tell me what did the burning bush say,10 +154234,553,107,"TEENAGED KRUSTY: It said ""Ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?!"" (LAUGHS)",639000,TRUE,6597,3319,TEENAGED KRUSTY,Therapist's Office,"It said ""Ow! Put me out! How many talking bushes do you think there are?!""",it said ow put me out how many talking bushes do you think there are,15 +154235,553,108,"Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: My son, you are a big needy nothing that only laughs can fill!",641000,TRUE,598,3319,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Therapist's Office,"My son, you are a big needy nothing that only laughs can fill!",my son you are a big needy nothing that only laughs can fill,13 +154236,553,109,Krusty the Clown: (DEFIANT) I don't need laughs!,649000,TRUE,139,3319,Krusty the Clown,Therapist's Office,I don't need laughs!,i dont need laughs,4 +154237,553,110,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Ha!,651000,TRUE,598,3319,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Therapist's Office,Ha!,ha,1 +154238,553,111,Krusty the Clown: (RELIEVED) Thank you. Thank you.,652000,TRUE,139,3319,Krusty the Clown,Therapist's Office,Thank you. Thank you.,thank you thank you,4 +154239,553,112,"Krusty the Clown: A big, needy nothing. (SNIFFLES)",654000,TRUE,139,3319,Krusty the Clown,Therapist's Office,"A big, needy nothing.",a big needy nothing,4 +154240,553,113,"Therapist: Wow. Wow. Krusty, would you like a therapy dog?",654000,TRUE,4497,3319,Therapist,Therapist's Office,"Wow. Wow. Krusty, would you like a therapy dog?",wow wow krusty would you like a therapy dog,9 +154241,553,114,Krusty the Clown: Yeah... with extra relish. Hey-hey! I still got it. Huh?,661000,TRUE,139,3319,Krusty the Clown,Therapist's Office,Yeah... with extra relish. Hey-hey! I still got it. Huh?,yeah with extra relish hey-hey i still got it huh,10 +154242,553,115,"Therapist: Yes, if by ""it"" you mean reflexive denial of your inner sadness.",665000,TRUE,4497,3319,Therapist,Therapist's Office,"Yes, if by ""it"" you mean reflexive denial of your inner sadness.",yes if by it you mean reflexive denial of your inner sadness,12 +154243,553,116,Krusty the Clown: (SAD) Hey-hey.,669000,TRUE,139,3319,Krusty the Clown,Therapist's Office,Hey-hey.,hey-hey,1 +154244,553,117,(Krustylu Studios: Ext. krustylu studios - day - establishing),670000,FALSE,NA,701,NA,Krustylu Studios,NA,NA,NA +154245,553,118,"Sideshow Mel: Shut up, children!",670000,TRUE,699,701,Sideshow Mel,Krustylu Studios,"Shut up, children!",shut up children,3 +154246,553,119,"Sideshow Mel: Boys and girls, you know that we've been dark for a couple of days because of a tragic loss in the Krustylu family. Now put your hands together for the man who's falling apart before our eyes, Krusty the Clown!",673000,TRUE,699,701,Sideshow Mel,Krustylu Studios,"Boys and girls, you know that we've been dark for a couple of days because of a tragic loss in the Krustylu family. Now put your hands together for the man who's falling apart before our eyes, Krusty the Clown!",boys and girls you know that weve been dark for a couple of days because of a tragic loss in the krustylu family now put your hands together for the man whos falling apart before our eyes krusty the clown,40 +154248,553,121,Krusty the Clown: (MOROSELY) No monologue. Roll the cartoon.,694000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,No monologue. Roll the cartoon.,no monologue roll the cartoon,5 +154249,553,122,"Krusty the Clown: (STUNNED) Oh, my God. Who made this monstrosity?",703000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"Oh, my God. Who made this monstrosity?",oh my god who made this monstrosity,7 +154250,553,123,Krusty the Clown: I did everything!,708000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,I did everything!,i did everything,3 +154251,553,124,Krusty the Clown: Kids... I'm experiencing a crisis of conscience.,710000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,Kids... I'm experiencing a crisis of conscience.,kids im experiencing a crisis of conscience,7 +154252,553,125,"Krusty the Clown: No, no, no, no! I don't deserve the pre-recorded applause of children long gone.",715000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"No, no, no, no! I don't deserve the pre-recorded applause of children long gone.",no no no no i dont deserve the pre-recorded applause of children long gone,14 +154253,553,126,Kid: I like Ike!,720000,TRUE,103,701,Kid,Krustylu Studios,I like Ike!,i like ike,3 +154254,553,127,"Krusty the Clown: Therefore, I'm quitting the show. And I know Mel will be quitting it with me.",723000,TRUE,139,701,Krusty the Clown,Krustylu Studios,"Therefore, I'm quitting the show. And I know Mel will be quitting it with me.",therefore im quitting the show and i know mel will be quitting it with me,15 +154255,553,128,"Sideshow Mel: (INTO PHONE) Yes, yes, buy the house. It will be-- (REACTING TO KRUSTY) What?!",727000,TRUE,699,701,Sideshow Mel,Krustylu Studios,"Yes, yes, buy the house. It will be-- What?!",yes yes buy the house it will be-- what,9 +154256,553,129,(Channel 6 News Studio: Int. channel 6 news studio - day),731000,FALSE,NA,1789,NA,Channel 6 News Studio,NA,NA,NA +154257,553,130,Kent Brockman: (GRIMLY) Today is the day the pity laughter died. Krusty the Clown has retired.,731000,TRUE,211,1789,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 News Studio,Today is the day the pity laughter died. Krusty the Clown has retired.,today is the day the pity laughter died krusty the clown has retired,13 +154258,553,131,"Kent Brockman: For a brief overview of a half century of ha-has, here is Channel Six T.V. critic Clive Meriwether.",736000,TRUE,211,1789,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 News Studio,"For a brief overview of a half century of ha-has, here is Channel Six T.V. critic Clive Meriwether.",for a brief overview of a half century of ha-has here is channel six tv critic clive meriwether,18 +154259,553,132,CLIVE MERIWETHER: (ORSON WELLES) Krusty the Clown will perhaps best be remembered for taking up two spots in the Channel Six parking lot.,741000,TRUE,6598,1789,CLIVE MERIWETHER,Channel 6 News Studio,Krusty the Clown will perhaps best be remembered for taking up two spots in the Channel Six parking lot.,krusty the clown will perhaps best be remembered for taking up two spots in the channel six parking lot,19 +154260,553,133,"CLIVE MERIWETHER: (ORSON WELLES) On a personal level, he used to call me Little Lord Tingaling. I shan't miss that. This man's only lasting legacies are a law in his name limiting the working hours of chimpanzees to fourteen hours a day, and the invention of the payment of alimony by dropping hot pennies from a helicopter. I give his life a D-plus. Good day to you.",747000,TRUE,6598,1789,CLIVE MERIWETHER,Channel 6 News Studio,"On a personal level, he used to call me Little Lord Tingaling. I shan't miss that. This man's only lasting legacies are a law in his name limiting the working hours of chimpanzees to fourteen hours a day, and the invention of the payment of alimony by dropping hot pennies from a helicopter. I give his life a D-plus. Good day to you.",on a personal level he used to call me little lord tingaling i shant miss that this mans only lasting legacies are a law in his name limiting the working hours of chimpanzees to fourteen hours a day and the invention of the payment of alimony by dropping hot pennies from a helicopter i give his life a d-plus good day to you,63 +154261,553,134,"Kent Brockman: What will Krusty do now? I suppose only time will tell. Which is true for all news stories, I guess. Until anyone realizes, I'm Kent Brockman adding no useful information. And here's another sentence. (WINDING IT UP) You can tell I'm winding it up because my voice is (GOES UP) going up (GOES DOWN) and down (WITH FINALITY) like this.",768000,TRUE,211,1789,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 News Studio,"What will Krusty do now? I suppose only time will tell. Which is true for all news stories, I guess. Until anyone realizes, I'm Kent Brockman adding no useful information. And here's another sentence. You can tell I'm winding it up because my voice is going up and down like this.",what will krusty do now i suppose only time will tell which is true for all news stories i guess until anyone realizes im kent brockman adding no useful information and heres another sentence you can tell im winding it up because my voice is going up and down like this,51 +154262,553,135,(Krusty's House: Int. Krusty's house - day),786000,FALSE,NA,408,NA,Krusty's House,NA,NA,NA +154263,553,136,"Krusty the Clown: Well, at least now I'll have plenty of time to solve this Rubik's Cube.",786000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,"Well, at least now I'll have plenty of time to solve this Rubik's Cube.",well at least now ill have plenty of time to solve this rubiks cube,14 +154264,553,137,Krusty the Clown: (ANGUISHED NOISE),786000,FALSE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,NA,NA,NA +154265,553,138,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - late NIGHT),804000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154266,553,139,"Homer Simpson: (LOUD, UNHEALTHY SNORE, GASPING FOR BREATH)",804000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154267,553,140,"Homer Simpson: (LOUD, UNHEALTHY SNORE)",804000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154268,553,141,Lisa Simpson: (QUIETLY) Mom? Dad?,804000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom? Dad?,mom dad,2 +154269,553,142,"Marge Simpson: (SLEEPY) Yes, Lisa?",806000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yes, Lisa?",yes lisa,2 +154270,553,143,"Homer Simpson: (""WHAT?"" SNORE)",806000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154271,553,144,"Lisa Simpson: (WORRIED) I've been listening, and Dad stops breathing for as long as five minutes. Mind if I sleep with you guys and keep an eye on him?",808000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've been listening, and Dad stops breathing for as long as five minutes. Mind if I sleep with you guys and keep an eye on him?",ive been listening and dad stops breathing for as long as five minutes mind if i sleep with you guys and keep an eye on him,26 +154272,553,145,"Marge Simpson: Sweetie, you shouldn't have to worry about such things.",816000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sweetie, you shouldn't have to worry about such things.",sweetie you shouldnt have to worry about such things,9 +154274,553,147,Marge Simpson: The doctor gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep. Go to bed. I'll take care of him.,822000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The doctor gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep. Go to bed. I'll take care of him.,the doctor gave us this machine to help him breathe in his sleep go to bed ill take care of him,21 +154275,553,148,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's room - seconds later),828000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154276,553,149,"Marge Simpson: (10 SECONDS OF GASPS) / No good, no good. (10 SECONDS OF PANICKY NOISES) What do I do? What do I do?",828000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"/ No good, no good. What do I do? What do I do?",no good no good what do i do what do i do,12 +154277,553,150,"Marge Simpson: (LOUD GASPS) / Oh! Breathe, Homie, breathe!",833000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"/ Oh! Breathe, Homie, breathe!",oh breathe homie breathe,4 +154278,553,151,"Krusty the Clown: Well, at least Teeny's doin' okay. He's in ""The Odd Couple"" with David Hyde Pierce.",851000,TRUE,139,98,Krusty the Clown,Lisa's Bedroom,"Well, at least Teeny's doin' okay. He's in ""The Odd Couple"" with David Hyde Pierce.",well at least teenys doin okay hes in the odd couple with david hyde pierce,15 +154279,553,152,(BROADWAY STAGE: Int. Broadway stage),856000,FALSE,NA,4361,NA,BROADWAY STAGE,NA,NA,NA +154280,553,153,"DAVID HYDE PIERCE: Now really, Oscar, would it kill you to use a coaster?",856000,TRUE,6599,4361,DAVID HYDE PIERCE,BROADWAY STAGE,"Now really, Oscar, would it kill you to use a coaster?",now really oscar would it kill you to use a coaster,11 +154281,553,154,Mr. Teeny: (FEROCIOUS MONKEY NOISE),856000,FALSE,2425,4361,Mr. Teeny,BROADWAY STAGE,NA,NA,NA +154282,553,155,"DAVID HYDE PIERCE: If you're going to go up there, at least dust!",862000,TRUE,6599,4361,DAVID HYDE PIERCE,BROADWAY STAGE,"If you're going to go up there, at least dust!",if youre going to go up there at least dust,10 +154283,553,156,"""NEIL SIMON"": Finally, done the way I first imagined it!",867000,TRUE,6600,4361,NEIL SIMON,BROADWAY STAGE,"Finally, done the way I first imagined it!",finally done the way i first imagined it,8 +154284,553,157,(Krusty's House: Int. Krusty's house - continuous),870000,FALSE,NA,408,NA,Krusty's House,NA,NA,NA +154285,553,158,"Bart Simpson: I'm gonna prove you did groundbreaking work. Krusty, I want you to binge-watch all the shows you've ever done.",870000,TRUE,8,408,Bart Simpson,Krusty's House,"I'm gonna prove you did groundbreaking work. Krusty, I want you to binge-watch all the shows you've ever done.",im gonna prove you did groundbreaking work krusty i want you to binge-watch all the shows youve ever done,19 +154286,553,159,"Krusty the Clown: (SHRUGS) Well, I've never said no to a binge.",876000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,"Well, I've never said no to a binge.",well ive never said no to a binge,8 +154288,553,161,MIDDLE-AGED KRUSTY: Hippocampus? Isn't that another name for the University of Mississippi?,884000,TRUE,6601,408,MIDDLE-AGED KRUSTY,Krusty's House,Hippocampus? Isn't that another name for the University of Mississippi?,hippocampus isnt that another name for the university of mississippi,10 +154289,553,162,"Krusty the Clown: Okay. I've been on fifty years, you're bound to repeat yourself a little.",889000,TRUE,139,408,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's House,"Okay. I've been on fifty years, you're bound to repeat yourself a little.",okay ive been on fifty years youre bound to repeat yourself a little,13 +154290,553,163,"Krustys: ...unless I wanted to get sat on by Mama Cass / ...unless I wanted to get sat on by Dom DeLuise / by the cast of ""What's Happening"" / William ""The Refrigerator"" Perry everyone! / Newman from ""Seinfeld"" / the whale from ""Whale Rider"" / Adele! (LAUGHS) What? She's a guest star?! (SOBS)",892000,TRUE,6423,408,Krustys,Krusty's House,"...unless I wanted to get sat on by Mama Cass / ...unless I wanted to get sat on by Dom DeLuise / by the cast of ""What's Happening"" / William ""The Refrigerator"" Perry everyone! / Newman from ""Seinfeld"" / the whale from ""Whale Rider"" / Adele! What? She's a guest star?!",unless i wanted to get sat on by mama cass unless i wanted to get sat on by dom deluise by the cast of whats happening william the refrigerator perry everyone newman from seinfeld the whale from whale rider adele what shes a guest star,45 +154291,553,164,(Krusty's Mansion: Int. Krusty's mansion - later that night),916000,FALSE,NA,1395,NA,Krusty's Mansion,NA,NA,NA +154292,553,165,Krusty the Clown: (STUNNED) So that's why all my cameramen have P.T.S.D.!,916000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,So that's why all my cameramen have P.T.S.D.!,so thats why all my cameramen have ptsd,8 +154293,553,166,Krusty the Clown: Where's my whiskey funnel!,920000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,Where's my whiskey funnel!,wheres my whiskey funnel,4 +154294,553,167,"GERMAN HOUSEKEEPER: Young man, you should go. When the master is like this, it is no place for children.",922000,TRUE,6602,1395,GERMAN HOUSEKEEPER,Krusty's Mansion,"Young man, you should go. When the master is like this, it is no place for children.",young man you should go when the master is like this it is no place for children,17 +154295,553,168,"Krusty the Clown: (FUNNEL IN MOUTH) Pour, Helga!",928000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,"Pour, Helga!",pour helga,2 +154296,553,169,GERMAN HOUSEKEEPER: (OMINOUS) It begins.,930000,TRUE,6602,1395,GERMAN HOUSEKEEPER,Krusty's Mansion,It begins.,it begins,2 +154297,553,170,Krusty the Clown: (IMPRESSED NOISE) Where am I?,942000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,Where am I?,where am i,3 +154298,553,171,RODNEY DANGERFIELD: Why you're in Jewish Heaven!,945000,TRUE,6603,1395,RODNEY DANGERFIELD,Krusty's Mansion,Why you're in Jewish Heaven!,why youre in jewish heaven,5 +154299,553,172,"RODNEY DANGERFIELD: Oh, this place is great! Why, my necktie straightens itself!",946000,TRUE,6603,1395,RODNEY DANGERFIELD,Krusty's Mansion,"Oh, this place is great! Why, my necktie straightens itself!",oh this place is great why my necktie straightens itself,10 +154300,553,173,RODNEY DANGERFIELD: Even Portnoy has no complaints! And I tell ya... I get so much respect.,950000,TRUE,6603,1395,RODNEY DANGERFIELD,Krusty's Mansion,Even Portnoy has no complaints! And I tell ya... I get so much respect.,even portnoy has no complaints and i tell ya i get so much respect,14 +154301,553,174,Krusty the Clown: Wow. So I made it to Heaven.,956000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,Wow. So I made it to Heaven.,wow so i made it to heaven,7 +154862,556,21,Lisa Simpson: (ALARMED NOISE),120000,FALSE,9,589,Lisa Simpson,DETENTION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +154302,553,175,Krusty the Clown: This place is amazing!,971000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,This place is amazing!,this place is amazing,4 +154303,553,176,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Schmuck! There is no Jewish Heaven!,973000,TRUE,598,1395,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Krusty's Mansion,Schmuck! There is no Jewish Heaven!,schmuck there is no jewish heaven,6 +154304,553,177,"Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Our faith teaches that once you're dead -- that's it! Kaput! It's dark, it's cold, it's like that apartment we lived in before I started doing weddings. But you, my son, remain...",975000,TRUE,598,1395,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Krusty's Mansion,"Our faith teaches that once you're dead -- that's it! Kaput! It's dark, it's cold, it's like that apartment we lived in before I started doing weddings. But you, my son, remain...",our faith teaches that once youre dead -- thats it kaput its dark its cold its like that apartment we lived in before i started doing weddings but you my son remain,32 +154305,553,178,Krusty the Clown: (READING SIGN) Eh?! (MOANS),988000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,Eh?!,eh,1 +154306,553,179,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Go back to earth! Do something with your life! Help people!,988000,TRUE,598,1395,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Krusty's Mansion,Go back to earth! Do something with your life! Help people!,go back to earth do something with your life help people,11 +154307,553,180,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: Help people! Help people!,995000,TRUE,598,1395,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,Krusty's Mansion,Help people! Help people!,help people help people,4 +154308,553,181,Paramedic: Nothing. Not getting' a pulse.,999000,TRUE,2106,1395,Paramedic,Krusty's Mansion,Nothing. Not getting' a pulse.,nothing not getting a pulse,5 +154309,553,182,Krusty the Clown: (GASPS) I gotta change my life!,1001000,TRUE,139,1395,Krusty the Clown,Krusty's Mansion,I gotta change my life!,i gotta change my life,5 +154310,553,183,Paramedic: Still no pulse. I guess I'm just really bad at this.,1003000,TRUE,2106,1395,Paramedic,Krusty's Mansion,Still no pulse. I guess I'm just really bad at this.,still no pulse i guess im just really bad at this,11 +154311,553,184,(Miss Hoover's Classroom: Int. Miss Hoover's class - day),1021000,FALSE,NA,574,NA,Miss Hoover's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +154312,553,185,Miss Hoover: I'm afraid Lisa's getting obsessed with keeping her father out of danger. She's gotten our Resusci-Annie doll to breathe on its own.,1021000,TRUE,464,574,Miss Hoover,Miss Hoover's Classroom,I'm afraid Lisa's getting obsessed with keeping her father out of danger. She's gotten our Resusci-Annie doll to breathe on its own.,im afraid lisas getting obsessed with keeping her father out of danger shes gotten our resusci-annie doll to breathe on its own,22 +154313,553,186,RESUSCI-ANNIE: (FAINTLY) Why?!,1028000,TRUE,6604,574,RESUSCI-ANNIE,Miss Hoover's Classroom,Why?!,why,1 +154314,553,187,(Downtown Springfield: ext. downtown springfield - day),1030000,FALSE,NA,449,NA,Downtown Springfield,NA,NA,NA +154315,553,188,Krusty the Clown: In this new shelter we provide a home for animals put out of work by Cirque du Soleil.,1030000,TRUE,139,449,Krusty the Clown,Downtown Springfield,In this new shelter we provide a home for animals put out of work by Cirque du Soleil.,in this new shelter we provide a home for animals put out of work by cirque du soleil,18 +154316,553,189,"Reporter: Um, Krusty! Have you fulfilled the promise you made to your father in the dream you never told anyone about?",1038000,TRUE,345,449,Reporter,Downtown Springfield,"Um, Krusty! Have you fulfilled the promise you made to your father in the dream you never told anyone about?",um krusty have you fulfilled the promise you made to your father in the dream you never told anyone about,20 +154317,553,190,Krusty the Clown: (SIGHS) No. Somehow a brief act of uncharacteristic generosity solved nothing.,1045000,TRUE,139,449,Krusty the Clown,Downtown Springfield,No. Somehow a brief act of uncharacteristic generosity solved nothing.,no somehow a brief act of uncharacteristic generosity solved nothing,10 +154318,553,191,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Krusty.",1050000,TRUE,8,449,Bart Simpson,Downtown Springfield,"Hey, Krusty.",hey krusty,2 +154319,553,192,Krusty the Clown: What? Have you been going to temple?,1050000,TRUE,139,449,Krusty the Clown,Downtown Springfield,What? Have you been going to temple?,what have you been going to temple,7 +154320,553,193,Bart Simpson: Yeah. And I've learned that all religions are equally boring. But there's a reason I went. Come and see.,1053000,TRUE,8,449,Bart Simpson,Downtown Springfield,Yeah. And I've learned that all religions are equally boring. But there's a reason I went. Come and see.,yeah and ive learned that all religions are equally boring but theres a reason i went come and see,19 +154321,553,194,"Krusty the Clown: Kid, there's no way you can cheer me up. Not when whiskey, good deeds and hookers failed.",1060000,TRUE,139,449,Krusty the Clown,Downtown Springfield,"Kid, there's no way you can cheer me up. Not when whiskey, good deeds and hookers failed.",kid theres no way you can cheer me up not when whiskey good deeds and hookers failed,17 +154322,553,195,Bart Simpson: Who's a hooker?,1065000,TRUE,8,449,Bart Simpson,Downtown Springfield,Who's a hooker?,whos a hooker,3 +154323,553,196,"Krusty the Clown: Um... with me, it's easier to say which ones aren't hookers.",1067000,TRUE,139,449,Krusty the Clown,Downtown Springfield,"Um... with me, it's easier to say which ones aren't hookers.",um with me its easier to say which ones arent hookers,11 +154324,553,197,(Simpson Backyard: EXT. Simpsons BACK YARD - day),1076000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +154325,553,198,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, what are you doing?",1076000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Lisa, what are you doing?",lisa what are you doing,5 +154326,553,199,"Lisa Simpson: (CRAZED) Wrapping you in bubble wrap. I can't always be around to protect you, so it will.",1077000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Wrapping you in bubble wrap. I can't always be around to protect you, so it will.",wrapping you in bubble wrap i cant always be around to protect you so it will,16 +154327,553,200,Homer Simpson: But...,1082000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,But...,but,1 +154328,553,201,"Homer Simpson: Oh Lisa, honey, you can't insulate yourself from life. Why I could live till a hundred or a bus could hit me tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead.",1085000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Oh Lisa, honey, you can't insulate yourself from life. Why I could live till a hundred or a bus could hit me tomorrow. That's why I never plan more than four seconds ahead.",oh lisa honey you cant insulate yourself from life why i could live till a hundred or a bus could hit me tomorrow thats why i never plan more than four seconds ahead,33 +154329,553,202,Lisa Simpson: (SAD MOAN) I guess you're right.,1096000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,I guess you're right.,i guess youre right,4 +154330,553,203,"Homer Simpson: Now come on, give Daddy a hug.",1098000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Now come on, give Daddy a hug.",now come on give daddy a hug,7 +154331,553,204,Homer Simpson: (VICTORIOUS) Bubble wrap!,1103000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Bubble wrap!,bubble wrap,2 +154332,553,205,"Homer Simpson: Your daughterly love saved me, sweetie!",1107000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Your daughterly love saved me, sweetie!",your daughterly love saved me sweetie,6 +154333,553,206,Lisa Simpson: That's all I wanted: a tiny bit of control.,1109000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,That's all I wanted: a tiny bit of control.,thats all i wanted a tiny bit of control,9 +154334,553,207,Otto Mann: I suppose we should exchange insurance information. (BEAT) I don't have any.,1113000,TRUE,52,44,Otto Mann,Simpson Backyard,I suppose we should exchange insurance information. I don't have any.,i suppose we should exchange insurance information i dont have any,11 +154335,553,208,Homer Simpson: Me neither.,1117000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Me neither.,me neither,2 +154336,553,209,Otto Mann: Then we have the same company. They'll work it all out.,1118000,TRUE,52,44,Otto Mann,Simpson Backyard,Then we have the same company. They'll work it all out.,then we have the same company theyll work it all out,11 +154337,553,210,(SYNAGOGUE: Ext. synagogue - DAY - establishing),1127000,FALSE,NA,2658,NA,SYNAGOGUE,NA,NA,NA +154338,553,211,(Temple: INT. TEMPLE - CONTINUOUS),1127000,FALSE,NA,479,NA,Temple,NA,NA,NA +154339,553,212,Bart Simpson: (WHISPERS) Rabbi Rudenstein. Your father's favorite.,1127000,TRUE,8,479,Bart Simpson,Temple,Rabbi Rudenstein. Your father's favorite.,rabbi rudenstein your fathers favorite,5 +154340,553,213,RABBI RUDENSTEIN: Today's reading is from Deuteronomy... which I believe is the study of deuters.,1129000,TRUE,6596,479,RABBI RUDENSTEIN,Temple,Today's reading is from Deuteronomy... which I believe is the study of deuters.,todays reading is from deuteronomy which i believe is the study of deuters,13 +154341,553,214,"Krusty the Clown: (SOTTO) Hey, that's my joke! Eh, must be a coincidence.",1135000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,"Hey, that's my joke! Eh, must be a coincidence.",hey thats my joke eh must be a coincidence,9 +154342,553,215,"RABBI RUDENSTEIN: Eh, but before we begin...",1138000,TRUE,6596,479,RABBI RUDENSTEIN,Temple,"Eh, but before we begin...",eh but before we begin,5 +154343,553,216,"RABBI RUDENSTEIN: I'd like to quote the burning bush which said ""Hey, put me out. How many talking bushes do you think there are?"" Hey-hey.",1138000,TRUE,6596,479,RABBI RUDENSTEIN,Temple,"I'd like to quote the burning bush which said ""Hey, put me out. How many talking bushes do you think there are?"" Hey-hey.",id like to quote the burning bush which said hey put me out how many talking bushes do you think there are hey-hey,23 +154344,553,217,"Krusty the Clown: Me again! (REALIZING) So if Dad loved his jokes, then...",1148000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,"Me again! So if Dad loved his jokes, then...",me again so if dad loved his jokes then,9 +154345,553,218,Krusty the Clown: Dad loved my jokes. (HAPPY SOB),1152000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,Dad loved my jokes.,dad loved my jokes,4 +154346,553,219,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, I guess he just hated your delivery.",1155000,TRUE,8,479,Bart Simpson,Temple,"Yeah, I guess he just hated your delivery.",yeah i guess he just hated your delivery,8 +154347,553,220,Krusty the Clown: (FORCEFUL) He loved my jokes!,1157000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,He loved my jokes!,he loved my jokes,4 +154348,553,221,Krusty the Clown: (SOFTENING) My father respected me but could never tell me. That's Jewish Heaven.,1161000,TRUE,139,479,Krusty the Clown,Temple,My father respected me but could never tell me. That's Jewish Heaven.,my father respected me but could never tell me thats jewish heaven,12 +154349,553,222,(JEWISH HEAVEN: Ext. Jewish heaven - day),1169000,FALSE,NA,4362,NA,JEWISH HEAVEN,NA,NA,NA +154350,553,223,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: (SINGS) HEAVEN,1169000,TRUE,598,4362,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,JEWISH HEAVEN,HEAVEN,heaven,1 +154351,553,224,Krusty the Clown: (SINGS) JEWISH HEAVEN,1170000,TRUE,139,4362,Krusty the Clown,JEWISH HEAVEN,JEWISH HEAVEN,jewish heaven,2 +154352,553,225,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: (SINGS) WE'RE A FATHER AND A SON WHO DIDN'T SPEAK.,1173000,TRUE,598,4362,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,JEWISH HEAVEN,WE'RE A FATHER AND A SON WHO DIDN'T SPEAK.,were a father and a son who didnt speak,9 +154353,553,226,Krusty the Clown: (SINGS) BUT UP HERE WE FOUND THE HAPPINESS WE SEEK,1178000,TRUE,139,4362,Krusty the Clown,JEWISH HEAVEN,BUT UP HERE WE FOUND THE HAPPINESS WE SEEK,but up here we found the happiness we seek,9 +154354,553,227,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky: (SINGS) AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU JOIN ME NEXT WEEK,1182000,TRUE,598,4362,Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky,JEWISH HEAVEN,AND I CAN'T WAIT TILL YOU JOIN ME NEXT WEEK,and i cant wait till you join me next week,10 +154355,553,228,Krusty the Clown: You!,1186000,TRUE,139,4362,Krusty the Clown,JEWISH HEAVEN,You!,you,1 +154356,553,229,"RODNEY DANGERFIELD: Just this once, you think you could turn water into a Bloody Mary?",1194000,TRUE,6603,4362,RODNEY DANGERFIELD,JEWISH HEAVEN,"Just this once, you think you could turn water into a Bloody Mary?",just this once you think you could turn water into a bloody mary,13 +154357,553,230,"RODNEY DANGERFIELD: I'll tell ya, you're all right, you know?",1199000,TRUE,6603,4362,RODNEY DANGERFIELD,JEWISH HEAVEN,"I'll tell ya, you're all right, you know?",ill tell ya youre all right you know,8 +154358,553,231,(KRUSTY ROAST SET: Int. krusty roast set - night),1209000,FALSE,NA,4363,NA,KRUSTY ROAST SET,NA,NA,NA +154359,553,232,"JEFF ROSS: Krusty, let's face it, you might not be cutting edge anymore, but your show still does really great in that key demo of people who died with the TV on.",1209000,TRUE,6593,4363,JEFF ROSS,KRUSTY ROAST SET,"Krusty, let's face it, you might not be cutting edge anymore, but your show still does really great in that key demo of people who died with the TV on.",krusty lets face it you might not be cutting edge anymore but your show still does really great in that key demo of people who died with the tv on,30 +154360,553,233,Krusty the Clown: Ugggghhhhh.,1217000,TRUE,139,4363,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY ROAST SET,Ugggghhhhh.,ugggghhhhh,1 +154460,554,97,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: We are doing something -- we're empathizing.,540000,TRUE,6606,3104,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,SHIP'S DECK,We are doing something -- we're empathizing.,we are doing something -- were empathizing,7 +154361,553,234,"JEFF ROSS: Of course Krusty's responsible for Itchy and Scratchy, which is also what he calls his testicles.",1218000,TRUE,6593,4363,JEFF ROSS,KRUSTY ROAST SET,"Of course Krusty's responsible for Itchy and Scratchy, which is also what he calls his testicles.",of course krustys responsible for itchy and scratchy which is also what he calls his testicles,16 +154362,553,235,Krusty the Clown: (MISERABLE NOISE),1218000,FALSE,139,4363,Krusty the Clown,KRUSTY ROAST SET,NA,NA,NA +154363,554,0,(CONCRETE STEPS: ext. concrete steps),57000,FALSE,NA,4364,NA,CONCRETE STEPS,NA,NA,NA +154364,554,1,Milhouse Van Houten: (BORED LAUGHTER),57000,FALSE,25,4364,Milhouse Van Houten,CONCRETE STEPS,NA,NA,NA +154365,554,2,(Simpson Home: int. simpson's house - bart's bedroom - day - continuous),57000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154366,554,3,"Bart Simpson: Well, it wasn't easy, but we managed to watch every testicle fail video on the internet.",57000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it wasn't easy, but we managed to watch every testicle fail video on the internet.",well it wasnt easy but we managed to watch every testicle fail video on the internet,16 +154367,554,4,"Milhouse Van Houten: Now to leave a great comment. (TYPING) ""LOL... that's... got-ta... hurt.""",62000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Now to leave a great comment. ""LOL... that's... got-ta... hurt.""",now to leave a great comment lol thats got-ta hurt,10 +154368,554,5,"Bart Simpson: (RESIGNED) I guess there's nothing left to do but go outside and play. (SEES SOMETHING ONSCREEN, PERKS UP) Wait, a sponsored link!",68000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I guess there's nothing left to do but go outside and play. Wait, a sponsored link!",i guess theres nothing left to do but go outside and play wait a sponsored link,16 +154369,554,6,"Milhouse Van Houten: Well, they did everything they could to stop us, but we hacked through anyway.",94000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"Well, they did everything they could to stop us, but we hacked through anyway.",well they did everything they could to stop us but we hacked through anyway,14 +154370,554,7,Narrator: They thought the party was over.,99000,TRUE,56,5,Narrator,Simpson Home,They thought the party was over.,they thought the party was over,6 +154371,554,8,CEELO GREEN-TYPE: After party!,102000,TRUE,6605,5,CEELO GREEN-TYPE,Simpson Home,After party!,after party,2 +154372,554,9,Milhouse Van Houten: (ENTHRALLED GASP),102000,FALSE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154373,554,10,"Homer Simpson: (""NOOOO!"") Brief nudityyy!",116000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Brief nudityyy!,brief nudityyy,2 +154374,554,11,Homer Simpson: I thought we installed parental blocking software on all our computers.,125000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought we installed parental blocking software on all our computers.,i thought we installed parental blocking software on all our computers,11 +154375,554,12,Bart Simpson: I don't know what that stuff blocks.,129000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know what that stuff blocks.,i dont know what that stuff blocks,7 +154376,554,13,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room - meanwhile),130000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154377,554,14,Marge Simpson: (TYPING) Mammogram appointment.,130000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Mammogram appointment.,mammogram appointment,2 +154378,554,15,Marge Simpson: (EMBARRASSED NOISE),130000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154379,554,16,Homer Simpson: I told you to clean your room and instead you're watching chest videos! (ANNOYED NOISE) Look at all those bowls of half-eaten cereal!,134000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I told you to clean your room and instead you're watching chest videos! Look at all those bowls of half-eaten cereal!,i told you to clean your room and instead youre watching chest videos look at all those bowls of half-eaten cereal,21 +154380,554,17,Bart Simpson: The cereal on the bottom gets soggy.,142000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,The cereal on the bottom gets soggy.,the cereal on the bottom gets soggy,7 +154381,554,18,Homer Simpson: I know how cereal works. Now clean your room.,144000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I know how cereal works. Now clean your room.,i know how cereal works now clean your room,9 +154382,554,19,Bart Simpson: Why should I? It's just gonna get dirty again.,147000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Why should I? It's just gonna get dirty again.,why should i its just gonna get dirty again,9 +154383,554,20,Homer Simpson: I'm in charge. You do what I say.,150000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm in charge. You do what I say.,im in charge you do what i say,8 +154384,554,21,Bart Simpson: (SHRUGS) I'll get to it when I get to it.,152000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll get to it when I get to it.,ill get to it when i get to it,9 +154385,554,22,Homer Simpson: That better not mean what it means when I say it.,155000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,That better not mean what it means when I say it.,that better not mean what it means when i say it,11 +154386,554,23,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),155000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154387,554,24,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSONS HOUSE - master bathroom - later that EVENING),167000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154388,554,25,Marge Simpson: Maybe you two are more similar than you'd like to admit.,167000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe you two are more similar than you'd like to admit.,maybe you two are more similar than youd like to admit,11 +154389,554,26,Homer Simpson: We're not similar. I love being told what to do by someone who's wise in the ways of the world! Love it!,169000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,We're not similar. I love being told what to do by someone who's wise in the ways of the world! Love it!,were not similar i love being told what to do by someone whos wise in the ways of the world love it,22 +154390,554,27,"Marge Simpson: Here's what I would do... in the middle of the night, clean Bart's room for him, then in the morning thank him for cleaning his room.",176000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Here's what I would do... in the middle of the night, clean Bart's room for him, then in the morning thank him for cleaning his room.",heres what i would do in the middle of the night clean barts room for him then in the morning thank him for cleaning his room,26 +154461,554,98,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - living room - day),546000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154863,556,22,Seymour Skinner: Simpson!,134000,TRUE,3,589,Seymour Skinner,DETENTION ROOM,Simpson!,simpson,1 +154391,554,28,Homer Simpson: You poor woman. Dealing with Bart has turned your mind to ketchup water. You rest. I'll be the boy's father now.,183000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You poor woman. Dealing with Bart has turned your mind to ketchup water. You rest. I'll be the boy's father now.,you poor woman dealing with bart has turned your mind to ketchup water you rest ill be the boys father now,21 +154392,554,29,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - dining room - a little later),198000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154393,554,30,"Bart Simpson: Hm, I'm not feelin' it.",198000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, I'm not feelin' it.",hm im not feelin it,5 +154394,554,31,Bart Simpson: Why do I need to eat broccoli?,202000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Why do I need to eat broccoli?,why do i need to eat broccoli,7 +154395,554,32,"Bart Simpson: Look, I'll drink another glass of milk.",211000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Look, I'll drink another glass of milk.",look ill drink another glass of milk,7 +154396,554,33,Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) Milk. That's for babies and old guys who can't sleep at night because of what they did in the war. (POINTS AT BART'S PLATE) Broccoli.,215000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Milk. That's for babies and old guys who can't sleep at night because of what they did in the war. Broccoli.,milk thats for babies and old guys who cant sleep at night because of what they did in the war broccoli,21 +154397,554,34,Marge Simpson: Oh it!,223000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh it!,oh it,2 +154398,554,35,Homer Simpson: You are not leaving this table until you eat that broccoli. And I'm going to sit right here until you do.,228000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You are not leaving this table until you eat that broccoli. And I'm going to sit right here until you do.,you are not leaving this table until you eat that broccoli and im going to sit right here until you do,21 +154399,554,36,Bart Simpson: Pfft. You'll never out-sit me.,235000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Pfft. You'll never out-sit me.,pfft youll never out-sit me,5 +154400,554,37,Bart Simpson: The sit is on.,246000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,The sit is on.,the sit is on,4 +154401,554,38,Homer Simpson: Eat your broccoli.,253000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Eat your broccoli.,eat your broccoli,3 +154402,554,39,Bart Simpson: No.,254000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +154403,554,40,Homer Simpson: Eat your broccoli.,255000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Eat your broccoli.,eat your broccoli,3 +154404,554,41,Bart Simpson: No.,261000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +154405,554,42,(Simpson Home: ext. simpsons house - morning - establishing),263000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154406,554,43,(Simpson Home: Int. SIMPSON HOUSE - DINING ROOM - continuous),263000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154407,554,44,Marge Simpson: They've been at it all night.,263000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,They've been at it all night.,theyve been at it all night,6 +154408,554,45,"Lisa Simpson: I know, but they're not gonna waste a whole Saturday inside.",265000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"I know, but they're not gonna waste a whole Saturday inside.",i know but theyre not gonna waste a whole saturday inside,11 +154409,554,46,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Today's our draft! I've got to pick a good fantasy team! When I lost last year they made me do something so humiliating...,275000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Today's our draft! I've got to pick a good fantasy team! When I lost last year they made me do something so humiliating...,todays our draft ive got to pick a good fantasy team when i lost last year they made me do something so humiliating,23 +154410,554,47,Homer Simpson: Jebus loves Tebow.,284000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Jebus loves Tebow.,jebus loves tebow,3 +154411,554,48,"Bart Simpson: And so... the fat man caves. (RE: BROCCOLI) If you need me, I'll be up in my room eating cereal. (POINTED) Half a bowl of cereal.",287000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"And so... the fat man caves. If you need me, I'll be up in my room eating cereal. Half a bowl of cereal.",and so the fat man caves if you need me ill be up in my room eating cereal half a bowl of cereal,23 +154412,554,49,"Homer Simpson: (EERILY CALM) Marge, I want you, my wife, to draft my fantasy football team.",297000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I want you, my wife, to draft my fantasy football team.",marge i want you my wife to draft my fantasy football team,12 +154413,554,50,Marge Simpson: (GASPS),297000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154414,554,51,Marge Simpson: I-- I don't really know that much about--,303000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I-- I don't really know that much about--,i-- i dont really know that much about--,8 +154415,554,52,Nelson Muntz: (PAINED NOISES),303000,FALSE,101,5,Nelson Muntz,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154416,554,53,Martin Prince: (PUNCHING NOISES),303000,FALSE,38,5,Martin Prince,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154417,554,54,Jimbo Jones: I've never seen moves like that!,331000,TRUE,144,5,Jimbo Jones,Simpson Home,I've never seen moves like that!,ive never seen moves like that,6 +154418,554,55,Kearney Zzyzwicz: And never will again!,333000,TRUE,145,5,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Simpson Home,And never will again!,and never will again,4 +154419,554,56,(Evergreen Terrace: EXT. EVERGREEN TERRACE - CONTINUOUS),345000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +154420,554,57,"Martin Prince: Today, I wear the vest. (CONTEMPTUOUS) Haw. Haw.",345000,TRUE,38,410,Martin Prince,Evergreen Terrace,"Today, I wear the vest. Haw. Haw.",today i wear the vest haw haw,7 +154421,554,58,Nelson Muntz: (WEAK GROAN),345000,FALSE,101,410,Nelson Muntz,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +154422,554,59,Bart Simpson: (GRIMLY) Now I am never eating that broccoli.,352000,TRUE,8,410,Bart Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Now I am never eating that broccoli.,now i am never eating that broccoli,7 +154423,554,60,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - later),378000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154424,554,61,Marge Simpson: This has got to stop! If you don't go to work you're going to get fired!,378000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,This has got to stop! If you don't go to work you're going to get fired!,this has got to stop if you dont go to work youre going to get fired,16 +154864,556,23,(DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM: int. demonic detention room - continuous),144000,FALSE,NA,4376,NA,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +154425,554,62,Homer Simpson: I can get another job! Who wouldn't want to hire a man who won't back down? I could be a prison warden or a southern anything.,382000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I can get another job! Who wouldn't want to hire a man who won't back down? I could be a prison warden or a southern anything.,i can get another job who wouldnt want to hire a man who wont back down i could be a prison warden or a southern anything,26 +154426,554,63,Lisa Simpson: I've got an idea... but I'll need that broccoli.,389000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I've got an idea... but I'll need that broccoli.,ive got an idea but ill need that broccoli,9 +154427,554,64,"Lisa Simpson: These two fruit smoothies look and taste exactly the same. One of them, however, has the broccoli blended in.",394000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"These two fruit smoothies look and taste exactly the same. One of them, however, has the broccoli blended in.",these two fruit smoothies look and taste exactly the same one of them however has the broccoli blended in,19 +154428,554,65,"Lisa Simpson: Bart picks one of the smoothies and drinks it -- maybe he had the broccoli, maybe he didn't. No one knows, so neither of you has given in, and this horrible impasse can come to an end.",401000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart picks one of the smoothies and drinks it -- maybe he had the broccoli, maybe he didn't. No one knows, so neither of you has given in, and this horrible impasse can come to an end.",bart picks one of the smoothies and drinks it -- maybe he had the broccoli maybe he didnt no one knows so neither of you has given in and this horrible impasse can come to an end,37 +154429,554,66,"Homer Simpson: Uh, works for me.",411000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, works for me.",uh works for me,4 +154430,554,67,Bart Simpson: I'm in.,413000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm in.,im in,2 +154431,554,68,"Marge Simpson: Oh, thank God.",414000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, thank God.",oh thank god,3 +154432,554,69,"Bart Simpson: (INSINCERE) Oh no, the broccoli!",422000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh no, the broccoli!",oh no the broccoli,4 +154433,554,70,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS NOISE) You did that on purpose! (RE: SPILL) You lick this table clean!,424000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You did that on purpose! You lick this table clean!,you did that on purpose you lick this table clean,10 +154434,554,71,Homer Simpson: Come on. Lick it!,429000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Come on. Lick it!,come on lick it,4 +154435,554,72,"Homer Simpson: C'mon, lick it!",429000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, lick it!",cmon lick it,3 +154436,554,73,Bart Simpson: (STRUGGLING NOISES),429000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154437,554,74,Homer Simpson: You can still lick it!,429000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You can still lick it!,you can still lick it,5 +154438,554,75,Marge Simpson: (SIGH) I'm afraid Homer and Bart's problems are beyond our power to solve.,436000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm afraid Homer and Bart's problems are beyond our power to solve.,im afraid homer and barts problems are beyond our power to solve,12 +154439,554,76,Marge Simpson: (DRAMATIC) There's only one thing left to try.,441000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,There's only one thing left to try.,theres only one thing left to try,7 +154440,554,77,(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - BART'S BEDROOM - NIGHT),476000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154441,554,78,(Homer's Bedroom: int. homer's Bedroom - continuous),476000,FALSE,NA,938,NA,Homer's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154442,554,79,Bart Simpson: (SLEEPING NOISES),476000,FALSE,8,938,Bart Simpson,Homer's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154443,554,80,Homer Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),476000,FALSE,2,938,Homer Simpson,Homer's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154444,554,81,Bart Simpson: (GASPS),476000,FALSE,8,938,Bart Simpson,Homer's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154445,554,82,(OPEN SEAS: ext. open seas - continuous),476000,FALSE,NA,4365,NA,OPEN SEAS,NA,NA,NA +154446,554,83,Bart Simpson: (STUNNED) Where are we?,476000,TRUE,8,4365,Bart Simpson,OPEN SEAS,Where are we?,where are we,3 +154447,554,84,"Homer Simpson: (AMAZED) I don't know. (HOLDS UP A PIECE OF BROCCOLI, BLUNT) Eat your broccoli.",477000,TRUE,2,4365,Homer Simpson,OPEN SEAS,I don't know. Eat your broccoli.,i dont know eat your broccoli,6 +154448,554,85,Bart Simpson: (BLUNT) No.,479000,TRUE,8,4365,Bart Simpson,OPEN SEAS,No.,no,1 +154449,554,86,(Ocean: ext. ocean - DAY),488000,FALSE,NA,945,NA,Ocean,NA,NA,NA +154450,554,87,(SHIP'S DECK: ext. ship's deck - continuous),488000,FALSE,NA,3104,NA,SHIP'S DECK,NA,NA,NA +154451,554,88,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) We're on an old-time boat!,488000,TRUE,2,3104,Homer Simpson,SHIP'S DECK,We're on an old-time boat!,were on an old-time boat,5 +154452,554,89,Bart Simpson: We've been kidnapped!,490000,TRUE,8,3104,Bart Simpson,SHIP'S DECK,We've been kidnapped!,weve been kidnapped,3 +154453,554,90,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: Not kidnapped, shanghaied!",492000,TRUE,6606,3104,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,SHIP'S DECK,"Not kidnapped, shanghaied!",not kidnapped shanghaied,3 +154454,554,91,Bart Simpson: (RELIEVED SIGH),492000,FALSE,8,3104,Bart Simpson,SHIP'S DECK,NA,NA,NA +154455,554,92,"Homer Simpson: Relation Ship. It works two ways. (CHUCKLES) Pretty good. (CHUCKLES, REALLY IMPRESSED) Pret-ty good.",517000,TRUE,2,3104,Homer Simpson,SHIP'S DECK,Relation Ship. It works two ways. Pretty good. Pret-ty good.,relation ship it works two ways pretty good pret-ty good,10 +154456,554,93,"Bart Simpson: Hey lame ass. Thanks to you, we're stuck on a stupid therapy boat.",525000,TRUE,8,3104,Bart Simpson,SHIP'S DECK,"Hey lame ass. Thanks to you, we're stuck on a stupid therapy boat.",hey lame ass thanks to you were stuck on a stupid therapy boat,13 +154457,554,94,Homer Simpson: I'm the lame ass? The only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses.,529000,TRUE,2,3104,Homer Simpson,SHIP'S DECK,I'm the lame ass? The only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses.,im the lame ass the only lame ass on this boat is you and all the other lame asses,19 +154458,554,95,Homer Simpson: (ANGRY NOISE),529000,FALSE,2,3104,Homer Simpson,SHIP'S DECK,NA,NA,NA +154459,554,96,Ned Flanders: Should we do something?,538000,TRUE,11,3104,Ned Flanders,SHIP'S DECK,Should we do something?,should we do something,4 +154551,554,188,Bart Simpson: Now can we respect each other?,1168000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,Now can we respect each other?,now can we respect each other,6 +154462,554,99,"Marge Simpson: Ooo, I'm getting a message from your father's fantasy football league. I must still be logged in as him.",546000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ooo, I'm getting a message from your father's fantasy football league. I must still be logged in as him.",ooo im getting a message from your fathers fantasy football league i must still be logged in as him,19 +154463,554,100,Marge Simpson: (APPALLED) Lenny used the uck-word!,559000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Lenny used the uck-word!,lenny used the uck-word,4 +154464,554,101,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends, the way women say nice things to their enemies.",561000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, it's trash talk. You know how guys say mean things to their friends, the way women say nice things to their enemies.",mom its trash talk you know how guys say mean things to their friends the way women say nice things to their enemies,23 +154465,554,102,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED) Ohh.,569000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Ohh.,ohh,1 +154466,554,103,Marge Simpson: Yikes!,569000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Yikes!,yikes,1 +154467,554,104,Marge Simpson: Well I don't like this trash talk. And I'm gonna do something about it. Even if I have to bring in the big guns.,579000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Well I don't like this trash talk. And I'm gonna do something about it. Even if I have to bring in the big guns.,well i dont like this trash talk and im gonna do something about it even if i have to bring in the big guns,24 +154468,554,105,(First Church of Springfield: int. FIRST church OF SPRINGFIELD - LATER),587000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +154469,554,106,"Marge Simpson: Dear Lord, please help Homer's friends understand that make-believe computer football is no excuse for using the internet to be mean.",587000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Dear Lord, please help Homer's friends understand that make-believe computer football is no excuse for using the internet to be mean.",dear lord please help homers friends understand that make-believe computer football is no excuse for using the internet to be mean,21 +154470,554,107,Marge Simpson: It's everywhere.,611000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,It's everywhere.,its everywhere,2 +154471,554,108,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: And now, a moment of silence for the victims of the Shelbyville sinkhole...",614000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,"And now, a moment of silence for the victims of the Shelbyville sinkhole...",and now a moment of silence for the victims of the shelbyville sinkhole,13 +154472,554,109,Marge Simpson: The Wi-Fi! The Wi-Fi! I've got to take out the Wi-Fi!,623000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,The Wi-Fi! The Wi-Fi! I've got to take out the Wi-Fi!,the wi-fi the wi-fi ive got to take out the wi-fi,11 +154473,554,110,Lisa Simpson: She's under a lot of stress. Her husband's at sea.,632000,TRUE,9,131,Lisa Simpson,First Church of Springfield,She's under a lot of stress. Her husband's at sea.,shes under a lot of stress her husbands at sea,10 +154474,554,111,(Ship: ext. ship - deck - day),647000,FALSE,NA,681,NA,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154475,554,112,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: WHO WANTS TO SING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS? / WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST AND SING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS? / I'LL GO FIRST AND SING ABOUT MY FEELINGS / I'M SO HAPPY TO BE SINGING... Now, Homer!",647000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"WHO WANTS TO SING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS? / WHO WANTS TO GO FIRST AND SING ABOUT THEIR FEELINGS? / I'LL GO FIRST AND SING ABOUT MY FEELINGS / I'M SO HAPPY TO BE SINGING... Now, Homer!",who wants to sing about their feelings who wants to go first and sing about their feelings ill go first and sing about my feelings im so happy to be singing now homer,33 +154476,554,113,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: So, Cletus... (RE: YOUNG 'UN) Gitmo. What brings you fellas to The Relation Ship?",662000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"So, Cletus... Gitmo. What brings you fellas to The Relation Ship?",so cletus gitmo what brings you fellas to the relation ship,11 +154477,554,114,GITMO: (SCOFFS) Why won't you let me fail?!,673000,TRUE,6607,681,GITMO,Ship,Why won't you let me fail?!,why wont you let me fail,6 +154478,554,115,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: What about you, Bart... Homer? (CONCERNED) Homer?",676000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"What about you, Bart... Homer? Homer?",what about you bart homer homer,6 +154479,554,116,Bart Simpson: What does that mean?,701000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,What does that mean?,what does that mean,4 +154480,554,117,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: Mainly climbing. (BEAT) Except for Wednesday night, when we project a movie on the sails. But really, a lot of climbing.",703000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"Mainly climbing. Except for Wednesday night, when we project a movie on the sails. But really, a lot of climbing.",mainly climbing except for wednesday night when we project a movie on the sails but really a lot of climbing,20 +154481,554,118,(THE RELATION SHIP: ext. the relation ship - night),744000,FALSE,NA,4366,NA,THE RELATION SHIP,NA,NA,NA +154482,554,119,"Bart Simpson: Sheep shank, bowline, clove hitch...",744000,TRUE,8,4366,Bart Simpson,THE RELATION SHIP,"Sheep shank, bowline, clove hitch...",sheep shank bowline clove hitch,5 +154483,554,120,"Bart Simpson: Dad, look! I did a round turn with two half hitches.",748000,TRUE,8,4366,Bart Simpson,THE RELATION SHIP,"Dad, look! I did a round turn with two half hitches.",dad look i did a round turn with two half hitches,11 +154484,554,121,"Homer Simpson: (GASP) Wait a minute... windswept hair, rugged tan, rough, calloused hands. You're enjoying this, aren't you?",754000,TRUE,2,4366,Homer Simpson,THE RELATION SHIP,"Wait a minute... windswept hair, rugged tan, rough, calloused hands. You're enjoying this, aren't you?",wait a minute windswept hair rugged tan rough calloused hands youre enjoying this arent you,15 +154485,554,122,Bart Simpson: So what if I am?,760000,TRUE,8,4366,Bart Simpson,THE RELATION SHIP,So what if I am?,so what if i am,5 +154486,554,123,Homer Simpson: You're my son and you will hate what I hate. Angled parking. Lemons. Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money. And this boat!,760000,TRUE,2,4366,Homer Simpson,THE RELATION SHIP,You're my son and you will hate what I hate. Angled parking. Lemons. Kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money. And this boat!,youre my son and you will hate what i hate angled parking lemons kickstarters by famous guys who already have lots of money and this boat,26 +154487,554,124,Bart Simpson: I'm old enough to choose my own things to hate. And the things I like! And I like being a sailor.,770000,TRUE,8,4366,Bart Simpson,THE RELATION SHIP,I'm old enough to choose my own things to hate. And the things I like! And I like being a sailor.,im old enough to choose my own things to hate and the things i like and i like being a sailor,21 +154488,554,125,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) Betrayed by my worst enemy. I never would have seen it coming.,776000,TRUE,2,4366,Homer Simpson,THE RELATION SHIP,Betrayed by my worst enemy. I never would have seen it coming.,betrayed by my worst enemy i never would have seen it coming,12 +154489,554,126,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: Why, Bart! That's a perfect halyard cleat!",780000,TRUE,6606,4366,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,THE RELATION SHIP,"Why, Bart! That's a perfect halyard cleat!",why bart thats a perfect halyard cleat,7 +154490,554,127,"Bart Simpson: Just like you taught me, Captain. (FAST) Over, under, over, under, over, under, under, under, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, under, over, half hitch.",784000,TRUE,8,4366,Bart Simpson,THE RELATION SHIP,"Just like you taught me, Captain. Over, under, over, under, over, under, under, under, over, over, over, over, over, over, over, under, over, half hitch.",just like you taught me captain over under over under over under under under over over over over over over over under over half hitch,25 +154491,554,128,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: Well, the standard form is under, over, under, over, under, under, under, under, under, over, over, under, under, under, around, over, over, under...",791000,TRUE,6606,4366,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,THE RELATION SHIP,"Well, the standard form is under, over, under, over, under, under, under, under, under, over, over, under, under, under, around, over, over, under...",well the standard form is under over under over under under under under under over over under under under around over over under,23 +154492,554,129,(Ship: ext. ship - deck - evening),798000,FALSE,NA,681,NA,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154493,554,130,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: Fathers, sons... together we've made a lot of progress on this voyage.",798000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"Fathers, sons... together we've made a lot of progress on this voyage.",fathers sons together weve made a lot of progress on this voyage,12 +154494,554,131,"Ned Flanders: I learned that left is called ""port""!",803000,TRUE,11,681,Ned Flanders,Ship,"I learned that left is called ""port""!",i learned that left is called port,7 +154495,554,132,Homer Simpson: I finally got over my sea sickness.,803000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,I finally got over my sea sickness.,i finally got over my sea sickness,7 +154496,554,133,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: That's right, Mr. Midshipman.",809000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"That's right, Mr. Midshipman.",thats right mr midshipman,4 +154497,554,134,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED MOAN),809000,FALSE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154498,554,135,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: I'm sorry we had to discipline you. On the positive side, you won't miss out on the father/son hornpipe dance.",838000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"I'm sorry we had to discipline you. On the positive side, you won't miss out on the father/son hornpipe dance.",im sorry we had to discipline you on the positive side you wont miss out on the fatherson hornpipe dance,20 +154499,554,136,Homer Simpson: (MOANS) I hate the Golden Age of Sail.,849000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,I hate the Golden Age of Sail.,i hate the golden age of sail,7 +154500,554,137,(Ocean: EXT. ocean - DAY - establishing),861000,FALSE,NA,945,NA,Ocean,NA,NA,NA +154501,554,138,(Ship: ext. ship - main deck - continuous),861000,FALSE,NA,681,NA,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154502,554,139,Cletus Spuckler: Officer on deck!,861000,TRUE,1413,681,Cletus Spuckler,Ship,Officer on deck!,officer on deck,3 +154503,554,140,Cletus Spuckler: I'm in charge. You do what I say.,870000,TRUE,1413,681,Cletus Spuckler,Ship,I'm in charge. You do what I say.,im in charge you do what i say,8 +154504,554,141,"Homer Simpson: Fine. I'll swab whatever you say. (FAKE ENTHUSIASM) Look, I'm swabbing the deck. (RE: MAST) I'm swabbing this giant tree that the sail grows out of. Oh! I'm swabbing the top of the ocean.",872000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,"Fine. I'll swab whatever you say. Look, I'm swabbing the deck. I'm swabbing this giant tree that the sail grows out of. Oh! I'm swabbing the top of the ocean.",fine ill swab whatever you say look im swabbing the deck im swabbing this giant tree that the sail grows out of oh im swabbing the top of the ocean,30 +154505,554,142,"Homer Simpson: (SARCASTIC) Ooo! Swab, swab, swab--",884000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,"Ooo! Swab, swab, swab--",ooo swab swab swab--,4 +154506,554,143,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED SCREAMS) What the?,886000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,What the?,what the,2 +154507,554,144,(Springfield Town Square: ext. springfield town square - day),889000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154508,554,145,Homer Simpson: Fantasy football has turned every man in this town into a trash-talking monster!,889000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Fantasy football has turned every man in this town into a trash-talking monster!,fantasy football has turned every man in this town into a trash-talking monster,13 +154509,554,146,Bumblebee Man: Mas cowbell!,894000,TRUE,908,493,Bumblebee Man,Springfield Town Square,Mas cowbell!,mas cowbell,2 +154510,554,147,Selma Bouvier: There's only one thing that will shut these guys up. You gotta beat one of them at fantasy football.,906000,TRUE,22,493,Selma Bouvier,Springfield Town Square,There's only one thing that will shut these guys up. You gotta beat one of them at fantasy football.,theres only one thing that will shut these guys up you gotta beat one of them at fantasy football,19 +154511,554,148,Marge Simpson: Then that's what I'm gonna do.,915000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Then that's what I'm gonna do.,then thats what im gonna do,6 +154512,554,149,(Simpson Home: int. simpsons house - LIVING ROOM - day),947000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154513,554,150,(Simpson Living Room: Int. simpsons living room - day),947000,FALSE,NA,25,NA,Simpson Living Room,NA,NA,NA +154514,554,151,Wife: That doesn't match my phone!,947000,TRUE,565,25,Wife,Simpson Living Room,That doesn't match my phone!,that doesnt match my phone,5 +154515,554,152,Marge Simpson: Lakwando's mind won't be on the game. Aaaand benched.,950000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,Lakwando's mind won't be on the game. Aaaand benched.,lakwandos mind wont be on the game aaaand benched,9 +154516,554,153,Marge Simpson: And now to make my big move.,955000,TRUE,1,25,Marge Simpson,Simpson Living Room,And now to make my big move.,and now to make my big move,7 +154517,554,154,NFL NARRATOR: There would be no funeral.,961000,TRUE,6608,25,NFL NARRATOR,Simpson Living Room,There would be no funeral.,there would be no funeral,5 +154518,554,155,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOUSE - LIVING ROOM - BACK TO SCENE),966000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154519,554,156,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - continuous),966000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +154520,554,157,Moe Szyslak: An eighty-five yard field goal? You gotta be kidding me! Refresh! Refresh!,966000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,An eighty-five yard field goal? You gotta be kidding me! Refresh! Refresh!,an eighty-five yard field goal you gotta be kidding me refresh refresh,12 +154521,554,158,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S TAVERN - CONTINUOUS),982000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +154522,554,159,"NFL NARRATOR: ...despite her breathtaking ignorance and a powerful dislike of the sport, a rookie housewife had been defeated by a savvy veteran...",982000,TRUE,6608,15,NFL NARRATOR,Moe's Tavern,"...despite her breathtaking ignorance and a powerful dislike of the sport, a rookie housewife had been defeated by a savvy veteran...",despite her breathtaking ignorance and a powerful dislike of the sport a rookie housewife had been defeated by a savvy veteran,21 +154523,554,160,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - continuous),1002000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154524,554,161,(Ship: ext. ship - deck - night),1002000,FALSE,NA,681,NA,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154525,554,162,NFL NARRATOR: Ahoy Midshipman. I hope your voyage on The Relation Ship is proving interpersonally fruitful.,1002000,TRUE,6608,681,NFL NARRATOR,Ship,Ahoy Midshipman. I hope your voyage on The Relation Ship is proving interpersonally fruitful.,ahoy midshipman i hope your voyage on the relation ship is proving interpersonally fruitful,14 +154526,554,163,NFL NARRATOR: I don't know. It's really hard when someone doesn't respect your authority.,1009000,TRUE,6608,681,NFL NARRATOR,Ship,I don't know. It's really hard when someone doesn't respect your authority.,i dont know its really hard when someone doesnt respect your authority,12 +154527,554,164,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: Epiphany ho. And I'm sure your father has been doing some growing and learning of his own.,1013000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,Epiphany ho. And I'm sure your father has been doing some growing and learning of his own.,epiphany ho and im sure your father has been doing some growing and learning of his own,17 +154528,554,165,(CREW'S QUARTERS: Int. crew's quarters - A little later),1029000,FALSE,NA,4367,NA,CREW'S QUARTERS,NA,NA,NA +154529,554,166,Bart Simpson: Yi-yo-yu!,1029000,TRUE,8,4367,Bart Simpson,CREW'S QUARTERS,Yi-yo-yu!,yi-yo-yu,1 +154530,554,167,(Ship: ext. ship - on deck - later),1049000,FALSE,NA,681,NA,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154531,554,168,"Homer Simpson: I love this boat, with all its pullies and flappies and... everything has a name.",1049000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,"I love this boat, with all its pullies and flappies and... everything has a name.",i love this boat with all its pullies and flappies and everything has a name,15 +154532,554,169,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: (DRUNK) You know what, Homer? I always wanted to eat a parrot. What's the big deal? It's just like a green chicken.",1058000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"You know what, Homer? I always wanted to eat a parrot. What's the big deal? It's just like a green chicken.",you know what homer i always wanted to eat a parrot whats the big deal its just like a green chicken,21 +154533,554,170,Homer Simpson: (FONDLY) Yeah...,1064000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,Yeah...,yeah,1 +154534,554,171,"NFL NARRATOR: But fortune did not favor The Relation Ship, as the same winds that lofted Marge's fantasy field goals to victory now sent gales of doom toward this vessel of questionable therapeutic value.",1068000,TRUE,6608,681,NFL NARRATOR,Ship,"But fortune did not favor The Relation Ship, as the same winds that lofted Marge's fantasy field goals to victory now sent gales of doom toward this vessel of questionable therapeutic value.",but fortune did not favor the relation ship as the same winds that lofted marges fantasy field goals to victory now sent gales of doom toward this vessel of questionable therapeutic value,32 +154535,554,172,Rod Flanders: Why is the Captain just juggling?,1082000,TRUE,121,681,Rod Flanders,Ship,Why is the Captain just juggling?,why is the captain just juggling,6 +154536,554,173,"CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: Okay, okay. I can do this. I can do this. Someone count me in!",1089000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,"Okay, okay. I can do this. I can do this. Someone count me in!",okay okay i can do this i can do this someone count me in,14 +154537,554,174,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: (FRUSTRATED NOISE) I said count me in!,1095000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,I said count me in!,i said count me in,5 +154538,554,175,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Don't worry, I'll radio the coast guard for help.",1097000,TRUE,208,681,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Ship,"Don't worry, I'll radio the coast guard for help.",dont worry ill radio the coast guard for help,9 +154539,554,176,Ned Flanders: The therapy bears! Look out for the therapy bears!,1100000,TRUE,11,681,Ned Flanders,Ship,The therapy bears! Look out for the therapy bears!,the therapy bears look out for the therapy bears,9 +154540,554,177,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: I'm a-comin' bears!,1110000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,I'm a-comin' bears!,im a-comin bears,3 +154541,554,178,Bart Simpson: (REALIZING) Now I'm the ship's highest ranking officer. It's up to me to get us to shore.,1133000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,Now I'm the ship's highest ranking officer. It's up to me to get us to shore.,now im the ships highest ranking officer its up to me to get us to shore,16 +154542,554,179,(Ocean: ext. ocean - night - later),1141000,FALSE,NA,945,NA,Ocean,NA,NA,NA +154543,554,180,(Ship: ext. ship - deck - continuous),1141000,FALSE,NA,681,NA,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154544,554,181,Bart Simpson: Dad! We can make it to harbor if we can just sail around that lighthouse!,1141000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,Dad! We can make it to harbor if we can just sail around that lighthouse!,dad we can make it to harbor if we can just sail around that lighthouse,15 +154545,554,182,Homer Simpson: Are you crazy? We'll never make it! Drop the anchor and wait out the storm!,1145000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,Are you crazy? We'll never make it! Drop the anchor and wait out the storm!,are you crazy well never make it drop the anchor and wait out the storm,15 +154546,554,183,"Bart Simpson: No, we need to sail!",1150000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,"No, we need to sail!",no we need to sail,5 +154547,554,184,Homer Simpson: I'm dropping the anchor!,1152000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,I'm dropping the anchor!,im dropping the anchor,4 +154548,554,185,Bart Simpson: Can't you just do what I say?!,1153000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,Can't you just do what I say?!,cant you just do what i say,7 +154549,554,186,Homer Simpson: You've never done what I say! Ever!,1155000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,You've never done what I say! Ever!,youve never done what i say ever,7 +154550,554,187,Homer Simpson: (GASPS),1155000,FALSE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,NA,NA,NA +154553,554,190,"Homer Simpson: Awaiting your orders, Mr. Midshipman!",1175000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,"Awaiting your orders, Mr. Midshipman!",awaiting your orders mr midshipman,5 +154554,554,191,Bart Simpson: Put up the storm jib and haul in the main sheet!,1179000,TRUE,8,681,Bart Simpson,Ship,Put up the storm jib and haul in the main sheet!,put up the storm jib and haul in the main sheet,11 +154555,554,192,"Homer Simpson: (SALUTES) Aye-aye, sir.",1181000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,"Aye-aye, sir.",aye-aye sir,2 +154556,554,193,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: (DRUNK) Another success story for The Relation Ship.,1184000,TRUE,6606,681,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Ship,Another success story for The Relation Ship.,another success story for the relation ship,7 +154557,554,194,(Ocean: ext. ocean - later),1205000,FALSE,NA,945,NA,Ocean,NA,NA,NA +154558,554,195,(Springfield Harbor: ext. springfield harbor - dawn),1205000,FALSE,NA,679,NA,Springfield Harbor,NA,NA,NA +154559,554,196,"Marge Simpson: So, did your sailing adventure help you work out your issues?",1205000,TRUE,1,679,Marge Simpson,Springfield Harbor,"So, did your sailing adventure help you work out your issues?",so did your sailing adventure help you work out your issues,11 +154560,554,197,Homer Simpson: Does this answer your question?,1209000,TRUE,2,679,Homer Simpson,Springfield Harbor,Does this answer your question?,does this answer your question,5 +154561,554,198,"Captain Horatio McCallister: Yar. Quite a hornpipe thar be. But, eh, surely you would never have gone on a sea adventure without your old friend, The Sea Captain.",1217000,TRUE,944,679,Captain Horatio McCallister,Springfield Harbor,"Yar. Quite a hornpipe thar be. But, eh, surely you would never have gone on a sea adventure without your old friend, The Sea Captain.",yar quite a hornpipe thar be but eh surely you would never have gone on a sea adventure without your old friend the sea captain,25 +154562,554,199,Captain Horatio McCallister: Yar. That's gonna hurt for a long time. Yar.,1229000,TRUE,944,679,Captain Horatio McCallister,Springfield Harbor,Yar. That's gonna hurt for a long time. Yar.,yar thats gonna hurt for a long time yar,9 +154563,554,200,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH: (SINGS) MY NAME IS JOSEPH BOWDITCH FROM A SEAPORT KNOWN AS MYSTIC / I SAIL AT DAWN BOUND FOR CAPE HORN AND COUNSELING HOLISTIC / WE'LL WORK YOUR CONFLICTS OUT THROUGH SAILING'S THERAPEUTIC POWERS / THE FRESH WATER IS LIMITED SO PLEASE COMBINE YOUR SHOWERS,1254000,TRUE,6606,679,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH,Springfield Harbor,MY NAME IS JOSEPH BOWDITCH FROM A SEAPORT KNOWN AS MYSTIC / I SAIL AT DAWN BOUND FOR CAPE HORN AND COUNSELING HOLISTIC / WE'LL WORK YOUR CONFLICTS OUT THROUGH SAILING'S THERAPEUTIC POWERS / THE FRESH WATER IS LIMITED SO PLEASE COMBINE YOUR SHOWERS,my name is joseph bowditch from a seaport known as mystic i sail at dawn bound for cape horn and counseling holistic well work your conflicts out through sailings therapeutic powers the fresh water is limited so please combine your showers,41 +154564,554,201,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH/SAILORS: WAY HEAL AWAY! / WE'LL HEAL AWAY JOE,1292000,TRUE,6609,679,CAPTAIN BOWDITCH/SAILORS,Springfield Harbor,WAY HEAL AWAY! / WE'LL HEAL AWAY JOE,way heal away well heal away joe,7 +154565,554,202,Homer Simpson: I GOT A BAD SUNBURN AND I WAS CRAPPED ON BY A SEAGULL / I DON'T SEE ANY LIFEBOATS AND I DON'T THINK THAT IS LEGAL,1322000,TRUE,2,679,Homer Simpson,Springfield Harbor,I GOT A BAD SUNBURN AND I WAS CRAPPED ON BY A SEAGULL / I DON'T SEE ANY LIFEBOATS AND I DON'T THINK THAT IS LEGAL,i got a bad sunburn and i was crapped on by a seagull i dont see any lifeboats and i dont think that is legal,25 +154566,554,203,Homer Simpson: WAY HEAL AWAY! / WE'LL HEAL AWAY JOE!,1337000,TRUE,2,679,Homer Simpson,Springfield Harbor,WAY HEAL AWAY! / WE'LL HEAL AWAY JOE!,way heal away well heal away joe,7 +154567,555,0,"Ned Flanders: (HUMS ""BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES"")",0,FALSE,11,NA,Ned Flanders,NA,NA,NA,NA +154568,555,1,Ned Flanders: You're never bored paintin' the Lord.,55000,TRUE,11,NA,Ned Flanders,NA,You're never bored paintin' the Lord.,youre never bored paintin the lord,6 +154569,555,2,"Todd Flanders: (ENTERS) Daddy, could you help us with our school project?",57000,TRUE,5,NA,Todd Flanders,NA,"Daddy, could you help us with our school project?",daddy could you help us with our school project,9 +154570,555,3,Rod Flanders: We're huntin' vampire appliances!,60000,TRUE,121,NA,Rod Flanders,NA,We're huntin' vampire appliances!,were huntin vampire appliances,4 +154571,555,4,Ned Flanders: (GRIMLY) Say no more.,63000,TRUE,11,NA,Ned Flanders,NA,Say no more.,say no more,3 +154572,555,5,"Ned Flanders: Well, we pulled more plugs than a Dutch doctor. Now let's take a trip to the side of the house.",74000,TRUE,11,NA,Ned Flanders,NA,"Well, we pulled more plugs than a Dutch doctor. Now let's take a trip to the side of the house.",well we pulled more plugs than a dutch doctor now lets take a trip to the side of the house,20 +154573,555,6,Todd Flanders: Yay!,78000,TRUE,5,NA,Todd Flanders,NA,Yay!,yay,1 +154574,555,7,(Flanders Home: ext. flanders house - side of house - a little later),80000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +154575,555,8,Ned Flanders: (GASPS) Why that's a higher power than even I believe in. What is going on?,80000,TRUE,11,188,Ned Flanders,Flanders Home,Why that's a higher power than even I believe in. What is going on?,why thats a higher power than even i believe in what is going on,14 +154576,555,9,(SIMPSON'S YARD: ext. simpson's yard - continuous),100000,FALSE,NA,4368,NA,SIMPSON'S YARD,NA,NA,NA +154577,555,10,Lisa Simpson: (LAUGHING IN ENJOYMENT),100000,FALSE,9,4368,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSON'S YARD,NA,NA,NA +154578,555,11,Bart Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),100000,FALSE,8,4368,Bart Simpson,SIMPSON'S YARD,NA,NA,NA +154579,555,12,Homer Simpson: Hey! I was listenin' to that!,100000,TRUE,2,4368,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON'S YARD,Hey! I was listenin' to that!,hey i was listenin to that,6 +154580,555,13,Homer Simpson: Absolutely not.,107000,TRUE,2,4368,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON'S YARD,Absolutely not.,absolutely not,2 +154581,555,14,"Ned Flanders: (SKEPTICAL) Really, really, really?",109000,TRUE,11,4368,Ned Flanders,SIMPSON'S YARD,"Really, really, really?",really really really,3 +154582,555,15,"Homer Simpson: (MOANS) My one weakness: the third ""really."" Come with me.",112000,TRUE,2,4368,Homer Simpson,SIMPSON'S YARD,"My one weakness: the third ""really."" Come with me.",my one weakness the third really come with me,9 +154583,555,16,(Simpson Garage: int. Simpson garage - moments later),119000,FALSE,NA,625,NA,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +154618,555,51,Marge Simpson: But that's so many sandwiches!,263000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,But that's so many sandwiches!,but thats so many sandwiches,5 +154584,555,17,Homer Simpson: Turn right here. I keep this frozen meat in case society collapses but we still have power.,119000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,Turn right here. I keep this frozen meat in case society collapses but we still have power.,turn right here i keep this frozen meat in case society collapses but we still have power,17 +154585,555,18,Ned Flanders: Homer! This is my freezerino.,125000,TRUE,11,625,Ned Flanders,Simpson Garage,Homer! This is my freezerino.,homer this is my freezerino,5 +154586,555,19,"Homer Simpson: Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flandersisms.",127000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Seriously, I am getting so tired of those stupid Flandersisms.",seriously i am getting so tired of those stupid flandersisms,10 +154587,555,20,Ned Flanders: It's the name of the freezer!,133000,TRUE,11,625,Ned Flanders,Simpson Garage,It's the name of the freezer!,its the name of the freezer,6 +154588,555,21,Homer Simpson: Okily Dokahama?!,135000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,Okily Dokahama?!,okily dokahama,2 +154589,555,22,"Ned Flanders: Right next to Mount Fu-Gee, I'm glad to see ya!",137000,TRUE,11,625,Ned Flanders,Simpson Garage,"Right next to Mount Fu-Gee, I'm glad to see ya!",right next to mount fu-gee im glad to see ya,10 +154590,555,23,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - a little later),143000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154591,555,24,Homer Simpson: It's all gonna thaw!,143000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's all gonna thaw!,its all gonna thaw,4 +154592,555,25,"Homer Simpson: (TO MEAT, EMOTIONAL) Don't you give up on me!",145000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't you give up on me!,dont you give up on me,6 +154593,555,26,"Marge Simpson: I'll cook this meat, cut it up, and make it into sandwiches.",147000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll cook this meat, cut it up, and make it into sandwiches.",ill cook this meat cut it up and make it into sandwiches,12 +154594,555,27,Homer Simpson: (STANDS HEROICALLY) And I will wait and worry!,151000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And I will wait and worry!,and i will wait and worry,6 +154595,555,28,"Marge Simpson: (WIRED, FAST) ...so, I cooked the meat, sliced it up, made sandwiches, cut off the crusts, fed those to the dog...",185000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"...so, I cooked the meat, sliced it up, made sandwiches, cut off the crusts, fed those to the dog...",so i cooked the meat sliced it up made sandwiches cut off the crusts fed those to the dog,19 +154596,555,29,"Homer Simpson: Aw, somebody wants more crusts. Here you go, boy!",191000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, somebody wants more crusts. Here you go, boy!",aw somebody wants more crusts here you go boy,9 +154597,555,30,Santa's Little Helper: (HALF-HEARTED CHEWING NOISES),191000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154598,555,31,Homer Simpson: (SWEETLY) Here ya go. Have some more.,200000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Here ya go. Have some more.,here ya go have some more,6 +154599,555,32,Santa's Little Helper: (HALF-HEARTED CHEWING NOISES),200000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154600,555,33,"Homer Simpson: Still hungry, buddy?",204000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Still hungry, buddy?",still hungry buddy,3 +154601,555,34,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, dogs don't know when to stop eating.",206000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, dogs don't know when to stop eating.",dad dogs dont know when to stop eating,8 +154602,555,35,Homer Simpson: Lucky.,208000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Lucky.,lucky,1 +154603,555,36,Marge Simpson: Ta-da!,210000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Ta-da!,ta-da,1 +154604,555,37,"Homer Simpson: (""OOHS"" AND ""AHHS"")",210000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154605,555,38,"Homer Simpson: (ADMIRING) Oh Marge, once again you've taken one of my screw-ups and turned it into food. Man, if only you could do that with Bart.",215000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh Marge, once again you've taken one of my screw-ups and turned it into food. Man, if only you could do that with Bart.",oh marge once again youve taken one of my screw-ups and turned it into food man if only you could do that with bart,24 +154606,555,39,Bart Simpson: Mo-om! Dad's imagining me as food again!,224000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Mo-om! Dad's imagining me as food again!,mo-om dads imagining me as food again,7 +154607,555,40,Marge Simpson: He does it to all of us.,228000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,He does it to all of us.,he does it to all of us,7 +154608,555,41,Grampa Simpson: Can someone put butter on me?,229000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Can someone put butter on me?,can someone put butter on me,6 +154609,555,42,Homer Simpson: Familyicious. (DROOLS),231000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Familyicious.,familyicious,1 +154610,555,43,"Grampa Simpson: C'mon, where's that butter?",234000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,"C'mon, where's that butter?",cmon wheres that butter,4 +154611,555,44,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. lisa's bedroom - continuous),240000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154612,555,45,"Lisa Simpson: (SLEEPY, YAWNS) Hey mom, can you pack me a dozen sandwiches in my lunch tomorrow? Meat, no meat, it's all good.",240000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Hey mom, can you pack me a dozen sandwiches in my lunch tomorrow? Meat, no meat, it's all good.",hey mom can you pack me a dozen sandwiches in my lunch tomorrow meat no meat its all good,19 +154613,555,46,"Bart Simpson: Sandwiches, Mom. Fill 'er up. And the garment bag.",246000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Sandwiches, Mom. Fill 'er up. And the garment bag.",sandwiches mom fill er up and the garment bag,9 +154614,555,47,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) What's going on? Are you kids eating your feelings?,249000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,What's going on? Are you kids eating your feelings?,whats going on are you kids eating your feelings,9 +154615,555,48,"Lisa Simpson: No, whenever anything bothers me I harmlessly vent it to Maggie.",252000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"No, whenever anything bothers me I harmlessly vent it to Maggie.",no whenever anything bothers me i harmlessly vent it to maggie,11 +154616,555,49,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's room - continuous),259000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154617,555,50,Bart Simpson: I smash fluorescent lights at the gravel pit. (COUGHS),259000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,I smash fluorescent lights at the gravel pit.,i smash fluorescent lights at the gravel pit,8 +154619,555,52,Lisa Simpson: Kids love 'em. We trade them at school.,264000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Kids love 'em. We trade them at school.,kids love em we trade them at school,8 +154620,555,53,Bart Simpson: They replaced cigarettes as our currency.,267000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,They replaced cigarettes as our currency.,they replaced cigarettes as our currency,6 +154621,555,54,Marge Simpson: Bubble gum cigarettes?,268000,TRUE,1,98,Marge Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Bubble gum cigarettes?,bubble gum cigarettes,3 +154622,555,55,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, sure.",270000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Yeah, sure.",yeah sure,2 +154623,555,56,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - downstairs - later),274000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154624,555,57,"Homer Simpson: What are you doing here, freezer stealer?",274000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"What are you doing here, freezer stealer?",what are you doing here freezer stealer,7 +154625,555,58,Marge Simpson: Ned's letting us use his freezer to store the extra sandwiches.,277000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Ned's letting us use his freezer to store the extra sandwiches.,neds letting us use his freezer to store the extra sandwiches,11 +154626,555,59,"Ned Flanders: Well, I felt a little guilty for taking back what belonged to me.",280000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,"Well, I felt a little guilty for taking back what belonged to me.",well i felt a little guilty for taking back what belonged to me,13 +154627,555,60,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Flanders isn't perfect!,284000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo hoo! Flanders isn't perfect!,woo hoo flanders isnt perfect,5 +154628,555,61,Ned Flanders: Never claimed to be.,286000,TRUE,11,5,Ned Flanders,Simpson Home,Never claimed to be.,never claimed to be,4 +154629,555,62,Homer Simpson: Yeah! And aren't!,288000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yeah! And aren't!,yeah and arent,3 +154630,555,63,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. springfield elementary - afternoon),293000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +154631,555,64,Kids: (HAPPY SANDWICH EATING NOISES),293000,FALSE,39,3,Kids,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +154632,555,65,"TRUDY ZENGLER: (FAST) Marge, see this face? It's opportunity! Blink and you'll miss it.",293000,TRUE,6610,3,TRUDY ZENGLER,Springfield Elementary School,"Marge, see this face? It's opportunity! Blink and you'll miss it.",marge see this face its opportunity blink and youll miss it,11 +154633,555,66,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),293000,FALSE,1,3,Marge Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +154634,555,67,"TRUDY ZENGLER: Just kidding. I'm right behind you. I'm Trudy Zengler, vice president of development for ""Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboards.""",299000,TRUE,6610,3,TRUDY ZENGLER,Springfield Elementary School,"Just kidding. I'm right behind you. I'm Trudy Zengler, vice president of development for ""Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboards.""",just kidding im right behind you im trudy zengler vice president of development for mother hubbards sandwich cupboards,18 +154635,555,68,TRUDY ZENGLER: How would you like to run your own business? Take control of your financial future!,306000,TRUE,6610,3,TRUDY ZENGLER,Springfield Elementary School,How would you like to run your own business? Take control of your financial future!,how would you like to run your own business take control of your financial future,15 +154636,555,69,(Simpson Master Bedroom: Int. Simpson master bedroom - night),315000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +154637,555,70,"Marge Simpson: Homie, how much money do we have put aside in case something happens to you?",315000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Homie, how much money do we have put aside in case something happens to you?",homie how much money do we have put aside in case something happens to you,15 +154638,555,71,Homer Simpson: None.,323000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,None.,none,1 +154639,555,72,"TRUDY ZENGLER: If that flashback you just described is true, you can't afford not to open this franchise.",327000,TRUE,6610,100,TRUDY ZENGLER,Simpson Master Bedroom,"If that flashback you just described is true, you can't afford not to open this franchise.",if that flashback you just described is true you cant afford not to open this franchise,16 +154640,555,73,Marge Simpson: (QUICKLY) I'm in.,332000,TRUE,1,100,Marge Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,I'm in.,im in,2 +154641,555,74,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - kitchen - that evening),338000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154642,555,75,"Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) Wow, Mom! You're gonna open a sandwich store?!",338000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wow, Mom! You're gonna open a sandwich store?!",wow mom youre gonna open a sandwich store,8 +154643,555,76,Marge Simpson: Uh-huh!,341000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh-huh!,uh-huh,1 +154644,555,77,"Bart Simpson: Mom, if you're gonna do this, there's one thing I need to know. And be honest. What's your soda refill policy?",342000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, if you're gonna do this, there's one thing I need to know. And be honest. What's your soda refill policy?",mom if youre gonna do this theres one thing i need to know and be honest whats your soda refill policy,21 +154645,555,78,Marge Simpson: All you can drink... if you buy a jumbo cup.,349000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,All you can drink... if you buy a jumbo cup.,all you can drink if you buy a jumbo cup,10 +154646,555,79,"Homer Simpson: Careful, Marge, that's how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.",352000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Careful, Marge, that's how I bankrupted a Pizza Hut.",careful marge thats how i bankrupted a pizza hut,9 +154647,555,80,"Thought Bubble Homer: (GULPING, MONSTER-LIKE) Mmm, that's good. (GULPS) More, more! (GULPS) Refill! (GULPS) Free!",358000,TRUE,3083,5,Thought Bubble Homer,Simpson Home,"Mmm, that's good. More, more! Refill! Free!",mmm thats good more more refill free,7 +154648,555,81,"Manager: I...I just, I-- where is it going?",366000,TRUE,183,5,Manager,Simpson Home,"I...I just, I-- where is it going?",ii just i-- where is it going,7 +154649,555,82,(Springfield: ext. springfield - center of town - establishing - day),375000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +154650,555,83,(MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD: Int. Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard - a little later),375000,FALSE,NA,4369,NA,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154651,555,84,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED) My store. My offset spatula! Mine!,375000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,My store. My offset spatula! Mine!,my store my offset spatula mine,6 +154652,555,85,"Krusty the Clown: Well, well, well. Seems like someone forgot there's a Krustyburger two blocks away.",384000,TRUE,139,4369,Krusty the Clown,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Well, well, well. Seems like someone forgot there's a Krustyburger two blocks away.",well well well seems like someone forgot theres a krustyburger two blocks away,13 +154653,555,86,"Krusty the Clown: Go ahead, Teeny. Show 'em what we did to Arby's.",391000,TRUE,139,4369,Krusty the Clown,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Go ahead, Teeny. Show 'em what we did to Arby's.",go ahead teeny show em what we did to arbys,10 +154654,555,87,Mr. Teeny: (AGITATED NOISES),391000,FALSE,2425,4369,Mr. Teeny,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154655,555,88,Mr. Teeny: (INTERESTED NOISE),391000,FALSE,2425,4369,Mr. Teeny,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154656,555,89,Krusty the Clown: (RUEFUL) She did the one thing I never could. Feed him.,405000,TRUE,139,4369,Krusty the Clown,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,She did the one thing I never could. Feed him.,she did the one thing i never could feed him,10 +154657,555,90,"TRUDY ZENGLER: You're a cool customer, Marge. And we've got your back. With everything from pre-sliced tomatoes, to the homey needlepoint on the walls.",408000,TRUE,6610,4369,TRUDY ZENGLER,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"You're a cool customer, Marge. And we've got your back. With everything from pre-sliced tomatoes, to the homey needlepoint on the walls.",youre a cool customer marge and weve got your back with everything from pre-sliced tomatoes to the homey needlepoint on the walls,22 +154658,555,91,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE),408000,FALSE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154659,555,92,"TRUDY ZENGLER: And now, the best part of running your own franchise -- picking your Sammy Fammy! You'll want to avoid that. (POINTS O.S.)",418000,TRUE,6610,4369,TRUDY ZENGLER,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"And now, the best part of running your own franchise -- picking your Sammy Fammy! You'll want to avoid that.",and now the best part of running your own franchise -- picking your sammy fammy youll want to avoid that,20 +154660,555,93,Marge Simpson: Your monkey just ate all my turkey.,430000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Your monkey just ate all my turkey.,your monkey just ate all my turkey,7 +154661,555,94,Krusty the Clown: (CONSPIRATORIAL) Do you want some monkey meat to replace it?,433000,TRUE,139,4369,Krusty the Clown,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Do you want some monkey meat to replace it?,do you want some monkey meat to replace it,9 +154662,555,95,Marge Simpson: No!,434000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,No!,no,1 +154663,555,96,Krusty the Clown: It's low-fat.,436000,TRUE,139,4369,Krusty the Clown,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,It's low-fat.,its low-fat,2 +154664,555,97,(MARGE'S SUB SHOP: eXT. mARGE'S SUB SHOP - THE NEXT DAY),437000,FALSE,NA,4370,NA,MARGE'S SUB SHOP,NA,NA,NA +154665,555,98,(MANAGER'S OFFICE: int. manager's office - later),437000,FALSE,NA,4371,NA,MANAGER'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +154666,555,99,"Gil Gunderson: As you can see, I was just two credits short at Southern Illinois, and-- (DESPERATE) I gotta be honest with you, Marge. I need this job bad.",437000,TRUE,2369,4371,Gil Gunderson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,"As you can see, I was just two credits short at Southern Illinois, and-- I gotta be honest with you, Marge. I need this job bad.",as you can see i was just two credits short at southern illinois and-- i gotta be honest with you marge i need this job bad,26 +154667,555,100,"Marge Simpson: (UNCERTAIN NOISE) You seem to have had, and lost, a lot of jobs.",444000,TRUE,1,4371,Marge Simpson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,"You seem to have had, and lost, a lot of jobs.",you seem to have had and lost a lot of jobs,11 +154668,555,101,"Gil Gunderson: God, it's a new world, Marge. A whole new world. Why my Dad spent his whole life at one company. Started in the basement mailroom, and ended his career jumpin' out the window from the top floor.",448000,TRUE,2369,4371,Gil Gunderson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,"God, it's a new world, Marge. A whole new world. Why my Dad spent his whole life at one company. Started in the basement mailroom, and ended his career jumpin' out the window from the top floor.",god its a new world marge a whole new world why my dad spent his whole life at one company started in the basement mailroom and ended his career jumpin out the window from the top floor,37 +154669,555,102,Marge Simpson: (UNSURE MURMUR),448000,FALSE,1,4371,Marge Simpson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +154670,555,103,Gil Gunderson: He was wearing this suit!,460000,TRUE,2369,4371,Gil Gunderson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,He was wearing this suit!,he was wearing this suit,5 +154671,555,104,Gil Gunderson: Corpse suit.,462000,TRUE,2369,4371,Gil Gunderson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,Corpse suit.,corpse suit,2 +154672,555,105,"Marge Simpson: (COUGHS, THEN:) I'm not sure (COUGHS) this is going to work out.",467000,TRUE,1,4371,Marge Simpson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,I'm not sure this is going to work out.,im not sure this is going to work out,9 +154673,555,106,"Shauna Chalmers: Oh, I get it. You won't hire me because I'm pretty. That can be a lawsuit.",471000,TRUE,5625,4371,Shauna Chalmers,MANAGER'S OFFICE,"Oh, I get it. You won't hire me because I'm pretty. That can be a lawsuit.",oh i get it you wont hire me because im pretty that can be a lawsuit,16 +154674,555,107,Marge Simpson: No lawsuit! You're hired!,475000,TRUE,1,4371,Marge Simpson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,No lawsuit! You're hired!,no lawsuit youre hired,4 +154675,555,108,"Shauna Chalmers: Okay, so, I don't want to do anything that'll ruin my manicure.",477000,TRUE,5625,4371,Shauna Chalmers,MANAGER'S OFFICE,"Okay, so, I don't want to do anything that'll ruin my manicure.",okay so i dont want to do anything thatll ruin my manicure,12 +154676,555,109,"Marge Simpson: Well, what do you want a job for?",480000,TRUE,1,4371,Marge Simpson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,"Well, what do you want a job for?",well what do you want a job for,8 +154677,555,110,Shauna Chalmers: So I can get manicures. Duh!,482000,TRUE,5625,4371,Shauna Chalmers,MANAGER'S OFFICE,So I can get manicures. Duh!,so i can get manicures duh,6 +154678,555,111,"Marge Simpson: Professor... could you say ""Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard"" without making any other noises?",485000,TRUE,1,4371,Marge Simpson,MANAGER'S OFFICE,"Professor... could you say ""Welcome to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard"" without making any other noises?",professor could you say welcome to mother hubbards sandwich cupboard without making any other noises,15 +154737,555,170,Marge Simpson: (AGITATED) Would it kill one of you to wash a bell pepper?,727000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Would it kill one of you to wash a bell pepper?,would it kill one of you to wash a bell pepper,11 +154679,555,112,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Of course I can, my dear child. (GREAT STRUGGLE) Welcome to... Mother Hubbard's... (CRACKING) uh... Sandwich mcboing boing glavin flyvy hyvy goyvyn and now I'm running to the Unemployment Office.",491000,TRUE,442,4371,Professor Jonathan Frink,MANAGER'S OFFICE,"Of course I can, my dear child. Welcome to... Mother Hubbard's... uh... Sandwich mcboing boing glavin flyvy hyvy goyvyn and now I'm running to the Unemployment Office.",of course i can my dear child welcome to mother hubbards uh sandwich mcboing boing glavin flyvy hyvy goyvyn and now im running to the unemployment office,27 +154680,555,113,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - master bedroom - late at night),508000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154681,555,114,Marge Simpson: I'm too nervous to sleep.,508000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm too nervous to sleep.,im too nervous to sleep,5 +154682,555,115,Homer Simpson: (INCOHERENT SLEEPY MUMBLES),508000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154683,555,116,Marge Simpson: (HEAVY SIGH),508000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154684,555,117,Homer Simpson: (INCOHERENT SLEEPY MUMBLES),508000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154685,555,118,Marge Simpson: (MUCH LOUDER SIGH),508000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154686,555,119,Homer Simpson: (WAKING UP NOISE),508000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154687,555,120,Marge Simpson: I'm sorry I woke you up. I'm just so anxious about tomorrow. What if the store fails? What if I fail?,517000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm sorry I woke you up. I'm just so anxious about tomorrow. What if the store fails? What if I fail?,im sorry i woke you up im just so anxious about tomorrow what if the store fails what if i fail,21 +154688,555,121,"Homer Simpson: Well, you woke up the right man in bed.",524000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, you woke up the right man in bed.",well you woke up the right man in bed,9 +154689,555,122,"Homer Simpson: I love you, Marjorie. And I've had my share of failures, sure. And sometimes I get pretty nervous. But thanks for talking it out with me. I think I can finally get to sleep now.",527000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I love you, Marjorie. And I've had my share of failures, sure. And sometimes I get pretty nervous. But thanks for talking it out with me. I think I can finally get to sleep now.",i love you marjorie and ive had my share of failures sure and sometimes i get pretty nervous but thanks for talking it out with me i think i can finally get to sleep now,35 +154690,555,123,"Marge Simpson: (PROTESTING) No! No, no, no! It was me that couldn't get to--",539000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"No! No, no, no! It was me that couldn't get to--",no no no no it was me that couldnt get to--,11 +154691,555,124,Homer Simpson: (LOUD SNORING SOUNDS),539000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154692,555,125,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS),539000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154693,555,126,Homer Simpson: (SCARED-AWAKE NOISE) Make love now?,547000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Make love now?,make love now,3 +154694,555,127,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),547000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154695,555,128,(MOTHER HUBBARD'S: Ext. Mother Hubbard's - day - establishing),551000,FALSE,NA,4372,NA,MOTHER HUBBARD'S,NA,NA,NA +154696,555,129,"Gil Gunderson: Say there, buddy... are ya interested in our Two-For-One Tuesday?",551000,TRUE,2369,4372,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S,"Say there, buddy... are ya interested in our Two-For-One Tuesday?",say there buddy are ya interested in our two-for-one tuesday,10 +154697,555,130,"Carl Carlson: (EXCITED) I never would have been, till I got this flyer!",556000,TRUE,170,4372,Carl Carlson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S,"I never would have been, till I got this flyer!",i never would have been till i got this flyer,10 +154698,555,131,"Gil Gunderson: Interested in some exotic dancers, huh? Today's ""Tell You Their Real Name"" Tuesday.",558000,TRUE,2369,4372,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S,"Interested in some exotic dancers, huh? Today's ""Tell You Their Real Name"" Tuesday.",interested in some exotic dancers huh todays tell you their real name tuesday,13 +154699,555,132,"Carl Carlson: Are you working two jobs here, Gil?",563000,TRUE,170,4372,Carl Carlson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S,"Are you working two jobs here, Gil?",are you working two jobs here gil,7 +154700,555,133,"Gil Gunderson: No, and I resent the accusation.",565000,TRUE,2369,4372,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S,"No, and I resent the accusation.",no and i resent the accusation,6 +154701,555,134,"Gil Gunderson: Tell me. It's pointing west, right?",568000,TRUE,2369,4372,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S,"Tell me. It's pointing west, right?",tell me its pointing west right,6 +154702,555,135,(MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD: Int. Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard - afternoon),571000,FALSE,NA,4369,NA,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154703,555,136,Shauna Chalmers: Hello! (FIRMLY) No change for the meter.,571000,TRUE,5625,4369,Shauna Chalmers,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Hello! No change for the meter.,hello no change for the meter,6 +154704,555,137,"Homer Simpson: No, no, (COY) I'd like to see the manager.",574000,TRUE,2,4369,Homer Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"No, no, I'd like to see the manager.",no no id like to see the manager,8 +154705,555,138,Shauna Chalmers: (CALLING) Mrs. Boss! Some fat blob wants to see you.,578000,TRUE,5625,4369,Shauna Chalmers,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Mrs. Boss! Some fat blob wants to see you.,mrs boss some fat blob wants to see you,9 +154706,555,139,"Homer Simpson: Marge, come on, let's celebrate! It's your first day!",582000,TRUE,2,4369,Homer Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Marge, come on, let's celebrate! It's your first day!",marge come on lets celebrate its your first day,9 +154707,555,140,"Marge Simpson: Homie, I'm a little worried. Do you know there were no customers between two and four?",586000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Homie, I'm a little worried. Do you know there were no customers between two and four?",homie im a little worried do you know there were no customers between two and four,16 +154736,555,169,Bart Simpson: You're supposed to be driving me to a tennis class I said I wanted then I changed my mind and I hate it so much I'm faking stomach aches to get out of it.,720000,TRUE,8,4369,Bart Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,You're supposed to be driving me to a tennis class I said I wanted then I changed my mind and I hate it so much I'm faking stomach aches to get out of it.,youre supposed to be driving me to a tennis class i said i wanted then i changed my mind and i hate it so much im faking stomach aches to get out of it,34 +154708,555,141,"Homer Simpson: Hey, Tony Roma's wasn't built in a day. But don't worry. I told everyone about this place and they're all going to support you. You do have drone delivery, right? I kinda promised that.",592000,TRUE,2,4369,Homer Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Hey, Tony Roma's wasn't built in a day. But don't worry. I told everyone about this place and they're all going to support you. You do have drone delivery, right? I kinda promised that.",hey tony romas wasnt built in a day but dont worry i told everyone about this place and theyre all going to support you you do have drone delivery right i kinda promised that,34 +154709,555,142,Marge Simpson: We don't have drone delivery! You'll have to find a substitute!,603000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,We don't have drone delivery! You'll have to find a substitute!,we dont have drone delivery youll have to find a substitute,11 +154710,555,143,(Lenny's Apartment: Ext. Lenny's apartment - day),609000,FALSE,NA,2490,NA,Lenny's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +154711,555,144,Homer Simpson: Dammit!,609000,TRUE,2,2490,Homer Simpson,Lenny's Apartment,Dammit!,dammit,1 +154712,555,145,(MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD: ext. Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard - establishing),621000,FALSE,NA,4369,NA,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154713,555,146,Marge Simpson: (UNHAPPY MURMUR),621000,FALSE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154714,555,147,Lisa Simpson: What's wrong?,621000,TRUE,9,4369,Lisa Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,What's wrong?,whats wrong,2 +154715,555,148,"Marge Simpson: Mother Hubbard Central expects you to buy a lot of stuff from them. Uniforms, fixins... it's like they don't care if you make money as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?",623000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Mother Hubbard Central expects you to buy a lot of stuff from them. Uniforms, fixins... it's like they don't care if you make money as long as they make money. What kind of corporation does that?",mother hubbard central expects you to buy a lot of stuff from them uniforms fixins its like they dont care if you make money as long as they make money what kind of corporation does that,36 +154716,555,149,"Gil Gunderson: (CONFIDENTIAL, STAMMERING) And I'm not trying to be political, but I'm the only one you can trust here. (POINTS TO FRONT ROOM)",637000,TRUE,2369,4369,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"And I'm not trying to be political, but I'm the only one you can trust here.",and im not trying to be political but im the only one you can trust here,16 +154717,555,150,Marge Simpson: Shauna! I saw that! I'm going to have to let you go.,646000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Shauna! I saw that! I'm going to have to let you go.,shauna i saw that im going to have to let you go,12 +154718,555,151,"Shauna Chalmers: Oh, so you're like firing me like in that movie where that girl gets fired?",651000,TRUE,5625,4369,Shauna Chalmers,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Oh, so you're like firing me like in that movie where that girl gets fired?",oh so youre like firing me like in that movie where that girl gets fired,15 +154719,555,152,Marge Simpson: I'm sorry.,655000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,I'm sorry.,im sorry,2 +154720,555,153,"Shauna Chalmers: If I'm fired, then he's quitting!",656000,TRUE,5625,4369,Shauna Chalmers,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"If I'm fired, then he's quitting!",if im fired then hes quitting,6 +154721,555,154,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: I am?,658000,TRUE,923,4369,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,I am?,i am,2 +154722,555,155,Marge Simpson: What am I going to do? I'm down two employees and it's the afternoon rush!,663000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,What am I going to do? I'm down two employees and it's the afternoon rush!,what am i going to do im down two employees and its the afternoon rush,15 +154723,555,156,Chief Wiggum: I need a six-foot party sub. Lots of mayonnaise. And I mean lots. Never stop squirting mayo.,671000,TRUE,71,4369,Chief Wiggum,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,I need a six-foot party sub. Lots of mayonnaise. And I mean lots. Never stop squirting mayo.,i need a six-foot party sub lots of mayonnaise and i mean lots never stop squirting mayo,17 +154724,555,157,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, baby.",677000,TRUE,2,4369,Homer Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Don't worry, baby.",dont worry baby,3 +154725,555,158,"Marge Simpson: (GRATEFUL) Thank you, Homie.",685000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Thank you, Homie.",thank you homie,3 +154726,555,159,(Back Room: Int. back room - continuous),687000,FALSE,NA,1544,NA,Back Room,NA,NA,NA +154727,555,160,"Marge Simpson: Why, why does this have to be so hard?",687000,TRUE,1,1544,Marge Simpson,Back Room,"Why, why does this have to be so hard?",why why does this have to be so hard,9 +154728,555,161,"Gil Gunderson: Oh, uh... sorry there, Marge.",690000,TRUE,2369,1544,Gil Gunderson,Back Room,"Oh, uh... sorry there, Marge.",oh uh sorry there marge,5 +154729,555,162,Gil Gunderson: This is my changing room.,693000,TRUE,2369,1544,Gil Gunderson,Back Room,This is my changing room.,this is my changing room,5 +154730,555,163,Marge Simpson: You are working two jobs!,695000,TRUE,1,1544,Marge Simpson,Back Room,You are working two jobs!,you are working two jobs,5 +154731,555,164,"Gil Gunderson: No, these are my real legs. (SAD) I'm --I'm not a well man, Marge.",697000,TRUE,2369,1544,Gil Gunderson,Back Room,"No, these are my real legs. I'm --I'm not a well man, Marge.",no these are my real legs im --im not a well man marge,13 +154732,555,165,(MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD: Int. Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard - later that night),705000,FALSE,NA,4369,NA,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154733,555,166,"Lisa Simpson: This is so sad. In his homeland, Dad was a nuclear engineer.",705000,TRUE,9,4369,Lisa Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"This is so sad. In his homeland, Dad was a nuclear engineer.",this is so sad in his homeland dad was a nuclear engineer,12 +154734,555,167,"Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I was short-staffed and your father volunteered. (SHEEPISH) Actually, I was wondering if you two might want to lend a hand.",709000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"I was short-staffed and your father volunteered. Actually, I was wondering if you two might want to lend a hand.",i was short-staffed and your father volunteered actually i was wondering if you two might want to lend a hand,20 +154735,555,168,"Lisa Simpson: No, no. You want to make American kids work?",716000,TRUE,9,4369,Lisa Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"No, no. You want to make American kids work?",no no you want to make american kids work,9 +154738,555,171,"Lisa Simpson: Um, I'm not sure this is the best use of my skills.",730000,TRUE,9,4369,Lisa Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Um, I'm not sure this is the best use of my skills.",um im not sure this is the best use of my skills,12 +154739,555,172,"Marge Simpson: I said wash! And Bart, go work the deep fryer.",732000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"I said wash! And Bart, go work the deep fryer.",i said wash and bart go work the deep fryer,10 +154740,555,173,"Bart Simpson: Well, if I'll be doin' this when I'm forty, might as well start now.",736000,TRUE,8,4369,Bart Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Well, if I'll be doin' this when I'm forty, might as well start now.",well if ill be doin this when im forty might as well start now,14 +154741,555,174,Bart Simpson: (EPIPHANY) I'm home!,746000,TRUE,8,4369,Bart Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,I'm home!,im home,2 +154742,555,175,"Marge Simpson: Guys, this is gonna be hard for a while, but we'll get through this... as a family.",748000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Guys, this is gonna be hard for a while, but we'll get through this... as a family.",guys this is gonna be hard for a while but well get through this as a family,17 +154743,555,176,Gil Gunderson: Yes we will. The Simpsons and Old Uncle Gil.,753000,TRUE,2369,4369,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Yes we will. The Simpsons and Old Uncle Gil.,yes we will the simpsons and old uncle gil,9 +154744,555,177,"Marge Simpson: Gil, I've been meaning to tell you, you're fired.",758000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Gil, I've been meaning to tell you, you're fired.",gil ive been meaning to tell you youre fired,9 +154745,555,178,Gil Gunderson: (SAD NOISE) Guess I had it comin'. Can I take some baloney heels?,762000,TRUE,2369,4369,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Guess I had it comin'. Can I take some baloney heels?,guess i had it comin can i take some baloney heels,11 +154746,555,179,Marge Simpson: As many as you like...,767000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,As many as you like...,as many as you like,5 +154747,555,180,Gil Gunderson: You sure?,768000,TRUE,2369,4369,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,You sure?,you sure,2 +154748,555,181,Marge Simpson: Take 'em!,769000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Take 'em!,take em,2 +154749,555,182,"Gil Gunderson: Aw, yeah! A big ol' fat one!",770000,TRUE,2369,4369,Gil Gunderson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Aw, yeah! A big ol' fat one!",aw yeah a big ol fat one,7 +154750,555,183,Marge Simpson: Good baby.,819000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Good baby.,good baby,2 +154751,555,184,"""Just Stamp the Ticket"" Man: (LOOKING BACK) Oh yeah. Real good baby. (EXITS)",821000,TRUE,943,4369,"""Just Stamp the Ticket"" Man",MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Oh yeah. Real good baby.,oh yeah real good baby,5 +154752,555,185,Marge Simpson: Good everybody. You won't believe it but we actually turned a profit today.,823000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Good everybody. You won't believe it but we actually turned a profit today.,good everybody you wont believe it but we actually turned a profit today,13 +154753,555,186,"Marge Simpson: (CHOKED UP) Kids, we're taking some shredded lettuce, pre-sliced cheese, and cold cuts and turning them into the American dream.",830000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Kids, we're taking some shredded lettuce, pre-sliced cheese, and cold cuts and turning them into the American dream.",kids were taking some shredded lettuce pre-sliced cheese and cold cuts and turning them into the american dream,18 +154754,555,187,"Bart Simpson: Uh, guys... what the hell is that?",840000,TRUE,8,4369,Bart Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Uh, guys... what the hell is that?",uh guys what the hell is that,7 +154755,555,188,Marge Simpson: (GASPS) They're opening another Mother Hubbard -- across the street?! How could they? How could they?!,848000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,They're opening another Mother Hubbard -- across the street?! How could they? How could they?!,theyre opening another mother hubbard -- across the street how could they how could they,15 +154756,555,189,"Chief Wiggum: Move, move, move!",854000,TRUE,71,4369,Chief Wiggum,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Move, move, move!",move move move,3 +154757,555,190,"Lou: Uh, Chief, uh, who you fooling with this one sandwich a day diet?",860000,TRUE,91,4369,Lou,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Uh, Chief, uh, who you fooling with this one sandwich a day diet?",uh chief uh who you fooling with this one sandwich a day diet,13 +154758,555,191,"Chief Wiggum: It's on whole wheat, Lou. Cleans up your insides.",864000,TRUE,71,4369,Chief Wiggum,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"It's on whole wheat, Lou. Cleans up your insides.",its on whole wheat lou cleans up your insides,9 +154759,555,192,Chief Wiggum: I'm gonna sit next to it.,868000,TRUE,71,4369,Chief Wiggum,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,I'm gonna sit next to it.,im gonna sit next to it,6 +154760,555,193,(Springfield Town Square: ext. springfield town square - early the next morning),874000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154761,555,194,Marge Simpson: How could they open another franchise so close to me?,874000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,How could they open another franchise so close to me?,how could they open another franchise so close to me,10 +154762,555,195,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, Marge. They can't beat us. Because we're family-run.",877000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Don't worry, Marge. They can't beat us. Because we're family-run.",dont worry marge they cant beat us because were family-run,10 +154763,555,196,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM) Hillbillies!,881000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Hillbillies!,hillbillies,1 +154764,555,197,"Cletus Spuckler: (TO SPECIFIC KIDS) Okay, in you go, Minimum Wade, Addem-up, Oxycontin, Fontanelle, and Pediculus. You make way for those that's nocturnal comin' off the night shift.",885000,TRUE,1413,493,Cletus Spuckler,Springfield Town Square,"Okay, in you go, Minimum Wade, Addem-up, Oxycontin, Fontanelle, and Pediculus. You make way for those that's nocturnal comin' off the night shift.",okay in you go minimum wade addem-up oxycontin fontanelle and pediculus you make way for those thats nocturnal comin off the night shift,23 +154765,555,198,(MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD: int. mother hubbard sandwich cupboard - later),905000,FALSE,NA,4369,NA,MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154766,555,199,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS),905000,FALSE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154767,555,200,"Bart Simpson: Mom, I need a few hours off. It's Milhouse's birthday party and I'm all the guests.",905000,TRUE,8,4369,Bart Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Mom, I need a few hours off. It's Milhouse's birthday party and I'm all the guests.",mom i need a few hours off its milhouses birthday party and im all the guests,16 +154768,555,201,"Marge Simpson: I understand, honey. Did you get someone to cover?",910000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"I understand, honey. Did you get someone to cover?",i understand honey did you get someone to cover,9 +154769,555,202,Bart Simpson: (NODS) Grampa.,912000,TRUE,8,4369,Bart Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Grampa.,grampa,1 +154770,555,203,Grampa Simpson: I'm workin' the drive-thru!,914000,TRUE,31,4369,Grampa Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD,I'm workin' the drive-thru!,im workin the drive-thru,4 +154771,555,204,Marge Simpson: There is no drive thru!,916000,TRUE,1,4369,Marge Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD,There is no drive thru!,there is no drive thru,5 +154772,555,205,Pigeon: (COO),916000,FALSE,1748,4369,Pigeon,MOTHER HUBBARD SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154773,555,206,(MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD: int. Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard - later),927000,FALSE,NA,4369,NA,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154774,555,207,"Homer Simpson: (INHALE, THEN SIGH) Finally! A customer!",927000,TRUE,2,4369,Homer Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Finally! A customer!,finally a customer,3 +154775,555,208,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCARED SHRIEK),927000,FALSE,2,4369,Homer Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,NA,NA,NA +154776,555,209,Waylon Smithers: Simpson! Why aren't you at work?,931000,TRUE,14,4369,Waylon Smithers,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Simpson! Why aren't you at work?,simpson why arent you at work,6 +154777,555,210,"C. Montgomery Burns: Hold that famous temper, Smithers, (SMITTEN) Who is this?",933000,TRUE,15,4369,C. Montgomery Burns,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Hold that famous temper, Smithers, Who is this?",hold that famous temper smithers who is this,8 +154778,555,211,"C. Montgomery Burns: (ASIDE) Simpson, introduce me to this almond-eyed beauty, and all is forgiven.",940000,TRUE,15,4369,C. Montgomery Burns,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Simpson, introduce me to this almond-eyed beauty, and all is forgiven.",simpson introduce me to this almond-eyed beauty and all is forgiven,11 +154779,555,212,"Homer Simpson: (PLAYING ALONG) Uh, Mr. Burns, I'd like you to meet... (CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER) Mother Hubbard standee.",944000,TRUE,2,4369,Homer Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Uh, Mr. Burns, I'd like you to meet... Mother Hubbard standee.",uh mr burns id like you to meet mother hubbard standee,11 +154780,555,213,"C. Montgomery Burns: From the Wisconsin Standees! Milk-fed, yet so slim. Permit me to play you a tune on my mouth organ.",948000,TRUE,15,4369,C. Montgomery Burns,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"From the Wisconsin Standees! Milk-fed, yet so slim. Permit me to play you a tune on my mouth organ.",from the wisconsin standees milk-fed yet so slim permit me to play you a tune on my mouth organ,19 +154781,555,214,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, maybe we should go.",957000,TRUE,14,4369,Waylon Smithers,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Sir, maybe we should go.",sir maybe we should go,5 +154782,555,215,"C. Montgomery Burns: (BREEZILY) Sorry you died! (TO SMITHERS, GRIM) Put the body with the others.",958000,TRUE,15,4369,C. Montgomery Burns,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Sorry you died! Put the body with the others.,sorry you died put the body with the others,9 +154783,555,216,Homer Simpson: Whew!,965000,TRUE,2,4369,Homer Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,Whew!,whew,1 +154784,555,217,"Grampa Simpson: Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and... (PANICKY) What are you doing with that gun?!",967000,TRUE,31,4369,Grampa Simpson,MOTHER HUBBARD'S SANDWICH CUPBOARD,"Homer, if I ever seem that senile, get a gun and... What are you doing with that gun?!",homer if i ever seem that senile get a gun and what are you doing with that gun,18 +154785,555,218,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),974000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154786,555,219,"Homer Simpson: Marge, have you ever seen pants do this?",974000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, have you ever seen pants do this?",marge have you ever seen pants do this,8 +154787,555,220,"Marge Simpson: (GASPS) You're working so hard you've lost weight! (DESPAIRING) We're killing ourselves trying to run a restaurant no one goes to... I've never said this to you before, but I'm saying it now. (DRAMATIC) I'm going to Moe's.",977000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You're working so hard you've lost weight! We're killing ourselves trying to run a restaurant no one goes to... I've never said this to you before, but I'm saying it now. I'm going to Moe's.",youre working so hard youve lost weight were killing ourselves trying to run a restaurant no one goes to ive never said this to you before but im saying it now im going to moes,35 +154788,555,221,Homer Simpson: (SHOCKED INHALING NOISE),977000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154789,555,222,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's tavern - later),993000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +154790,555,223,"Marge Simpson: (SADLY) Now I know why Homie comes here so much. No matter how sad you are inside, what you see looks worse.",993000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Now I know why Homie comes here so much. No matter how sad you are inside, what you see looks worse.",now i know why homie comes here so much no matter how sad you are inside what you see looks worse,21 +154791,555,224,Moe Szyslak: Yeah. It was really hard for me to make this place look old but not in any way comfortable. Now maybe some TV'll cheer ya up.,1000000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Yeah. It was really hard for me to make this place look old but not in any way comfortable. Now maybe some TV'll cheer ya up.,yeah it was really hard for me to make this place look old but not in any way comfortable now maybe some tvll cheer ya up,26 +154792,555,225,(MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS: INT. MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS - DAY),1007000,FALSE,NA,4373,NA,MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +154793,555,226,"Cletus Spuckler: (STIFF) If yous in the mood for a sammich, come on down to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard Express, for all the sandwiches you love!",1007000,TRUE,1413,4373,Cletus Spuckler,MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS,"If yous in the mood for a sammich, come on down to Mother Hubbard's Sandwich Cupboard Express, for all the sandwiches you love!",if yous in the mood for a sammich come on down to mother hubbards sandwich cupboard express for all the sandwiches you love,23 +154794,555,227,Cletus Spuckler: Bread sammich...,1016000,TRUE,1413,4373,Cletus Spuckler,MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS,Bread sammich...,bread sammich,2 +154795,555,228,Brandine Del Roy: Yesterday's whatsit with ketchup...,1017000,TRUE,1875,4373,Brandine Del Roy,MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS,Yesterday's whatsit with ketchup...,yesterdays whatsit with ketchup,4 +154796,555,229,Cletus Spuckler: And the thing what ate our chickens.,1019000,TRUE,1413,4373,Cletus Spuckler,MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS,And the thing what ate our chickens.,and the thing what ate our chickens,7 +154797,555,230,"Brandine Del Roy: Looks like a fox, but it ain't.",1022000,TRUE,1875,4373,Brandine Del Roy,MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS,"Looks like a fox, but it ain't.",looks like a fox but it aint,7 +154798,555,231,Cletus Spuckler: (TO CAMERA) Be sure to follow us on Kinterest and Critter!,1024000,TRUE,1413,4373,Cletus Spuckler,MOTHER HUBBARD EXPRESS,Be sure to follow us on Kinterest and Critter!,be sure to follow us on kinterest and critter,9 +154799,555,232,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - continuous),1030000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +154800,555,233,Marge Simpson: (A LITTLE TIPSY) Yesterday's Whatsit? Why does everyone go to them?,1030000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Yesterday's Whatsit? Why does everyone go to them?,yesterdays whatsit why does everyone go to them,8 +154801,555,234,"Lenny Leonard: It's express, Marge.",1034000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"It's express, Marge.",its express marge,3 +154802,555,235,"Carl Carlson: Yeah with our busy lifestyle, we gotta have express.",1036000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah with our busy lifestyle, we gotta have express.",yeah with our busy lifestyle we gotta have express,9 +154803,555,236,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, listen there, Midge. I know how to get youse outta your contract. But I gotta warn ya...",1043000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Uh, listen there, Midge. I know how to get youse outta your contract. But I gotta warn ya...",uh listen there midge i know how to get youse outta your contract but i gotta warn ya,18 +154804,555,237,Moe Szyslak: You will never work in the fast-food industry again.,1049000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,You will never work in the fast-food industry again.,you will never work in the fast-food industry again,9 +154805,555,238,Marge Simpson: (SERIOUS) Go on. Please.,1052000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Go on. Please.,go on please,3 +154806,555,239,(Springfield Town Square: ext. springfield town square - day),1056000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154807,555,240,"Marge Simpson: So you see, Ms. Zengler, the Mother Hubbard's Express across the street is stealing all our business. It's not fair.",1056000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"So you see, Ms. Zengler, the Mother Hubbard's Express across the street is stealing all our business. It's not fair.",so you see ms zengler the mother hubbards express across the street is stealing all our business its not fair,20 +154808,555,241,"TRUDY ZENGLER: If you want fairness, work at a Sunglass Hut. This is the sandwich game.",1064000,TRUE,6610,493,TRUDY ZENGLER,Springfield Town Square,"If you want fairness, work at a Sunglass Hut. This is the sandwich game.",if you want fairness work at a sunglass hut this is the sandwich game,14 +154809,555,242,Marge Simpson: I don't understand you.,1068000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,I don't understand you.,i dont understand you,4 +154810,555,243,TRUDY ZENGLER: I grew up in the pageant system.,1070000,TRUE,6610,493,TRUDY ZENGLER,Springfield Town Square,I grew up in the pageant system.,i grew up in the pageant system,7 +154811,555,244,Marge Simpson: Oh. Now I completely understand you.,1071000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Oh. Now I completely understand you.,oh now i completely understand you,6 +154812,555,245,Homer Simpson: (STILTED) I'm a litigious business man and I need a coffee to go.,1075000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,I'm a litigious business man and I need a coffee to go.,im a litigious business man and i need a coffee to go,12 +154813,555,246,Lisa Simpson: (CALLING À LA BRASSY WAITRESS) One jumbo Joe to go!,1079000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,One jumbo Joe to go!,one jumbo joe to go,5 +154814,555,247,Homer Simpson: (PAINED SCREAM),1079000,FALSE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154815,555,248,Marge Simpson: Get the first aid kit!,1085000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Get the first aid kit!,get the first aid kit,5 +154816,555,249,Lisa Simpson: (BRASSY WAITRESS) One Florence Nightingale in a box and make it snappy!,1087000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,One Florence Nightingale in a box and make it snappy!,one florence nightingale in a box and make it snappy,10 +154817,555,250,Homer Simpson: (PAINED YELL),1087000,FALSE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +154818,555,251,Bart Simpson: I got this.,1093000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,I got this.,i got this,3 +154819,555,252,Homer Simpson: (PAINED SHRIEK) Why do these things happen to innocent victims? I was just about to become a million dollar crotch model!,1096000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Why do these things happen to innocent victims? I was just about to become a million dollar crotch model!,why do these things happen to innocent victims i was just about to become a million dollar crotch model,19 +154820,555,253,"TRUDY ZENGLER: Hey, hey, hey. It's not Corporate's fault.",1104000,TRUE,6610,493,TRUDY ZENGLER,Springfield Town Square,"Hey, hey, hey. It's not Corporate's fault.",hey hey hey its not corporates fault,7 +154821,555,254,"Marge Simpson: (TO TRUDY) Really? But the franchise agreement says Mother Hubbard Inc. would provide adequate training for all employees, which they didn't. (HOLDS UP AGREEMENT) Clause twenty-seven C-3.",1106000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Really? But the franchise agreement says Mother Hubbard Inc. would provide adequate training for all employees, which they didn't. Clause twenty-seven C-3.",really but the franchise agreement says mother hubbard inc would provide adequate training for all employees which they didnt clause twenty-seven c-3,22 +154822,555,255,TRUDY ZENGLER: (PAGING THROUGH AGREEMENT) You actually read this thing? It was written by two lawyers who had to keep waking the other one up.,1116000,TRUE,6610,493,TRUDY ZENGLER,Springfield Town Square,You actually read this thing? It was written by two lawyers who had to keep waking the other one up.,you actually read this thing it was written by two lawyers who had to keep waking the other one up,20 +154861,556,20,"Bart Simpson: (READING TRANSLATION) ""He who reads this rune translation / will be taken to damnation.""",120000,TRUE,8,589,Bart Simpson,DETENTION ROOM,He who reads this rune translation / will be taken to damnation.,he who reads this rune translation will be taken to damnation,11 +154823,555,256,"Marge Simpson: If you'll just give me back my original investment, I'll take full responsibility for this man's injuries.",1122000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"If you'll just give me back my original investment, I'll take full responsibility for this man's injuries.",if youll just give me back my original investment ill take full responsibility for this mans injuries,17 +154824,555,257,Homer Simpson: (FAKE VOICE) Please tell me I'm still beautiful!,1128000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Please tell me I'm still beautiful!,please tell me im still beautiful,6 +154825,555,258,"TRUDY ZENGLER: All right, Marge, you've got a deal.",1132000,TRUE,6610,493,TRUDY ZENGLER,Springfield Town Square,"All right, Marge, you've got a deal.",all right marge youve got a deal,7 +154826,555,259,(RIVERSIDE: Ext. riverside - day),1140000,FALSE,NA,2698,NA,RIVERSIDE,NA,NA,NA +154827,555,260,"Homer Simpson: Well, family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.",1140000,TRUE,2,2698,Homer Simpson,RIVERSIDE,"Well, family, we should be proud. We took on corporate America and broke even.",well family we should be proud we took on corporate america and broke even,14 +154828,555,261,Marge Simpson: Hear hear!,1145000,TRUE,1,2698,Marge Simpson,RIVERSIDE,Hear hear!,hear hear,2 +154829,555,262,Waylon Smithers: (EXHAUSTED) Sir... I... I think we've gone far enough... to dispose of the body.,1146000,TRUE,14,2698,Waylon Smithers,RIVERSIDE,Sir... I... I think we've gone far enough... to dispose of the body.,sir i i think weve gone far enough to dispose of the body,13 +154830,555,263,C. Montgomery Burns: Dispose?! I've come here to pitch woo.,1151000,TRUE,15,2698,C. Montgomery Burns,RIVERSIDE,Dispose?! I've come here to pitch woo.,dispose ive come here to pitch woo,7 +154831,555,264,Waylon Smithers: (SIGHS),1151000,FALSE,14,2698,Waylon Smithers,RIVERSIDE,NA,NA,NA +154832,555,265,(PRIMORDIAL SPRINGFIELD: EXT. PRIMORDIAL SPRINGFIELD - grasslands - DAY),1209000,FALSE,NA,4374,NA,PRIMORDIAL SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +154833,555,266,Caveman Homer: (GROWL),1209000,FALSE,6167,4374,Caveman Homer,PRIMORDIAL SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +154834,555,267,(GRASSLANDS: eXT. GRASSLANDS - DAY),1209000,FALSE,NA,4375,NA,GRASSLANDS,NA,NA,NA +154835,555,268,Caveman Homer: (GRUNT),1209000,FALSE,6167,4375,Caveman Homer,GRASSLANDS,NA,NA,NA +154836,555,269,Caveman Homer: (GRUNT),1209000,FALSE,6167,4375,Caveman Homer,GRASSLANDS,NA,NA,NA +154837,555,270,Caveman Homer: (GRUNT),1209000,FALSE,6167,4375,Caveman Homer,GRASSLANDS,NA,NA,NA +154838,555,271,Caveman Homer: D'oh!,1209000,TRUE,6167,4375,Caveman Homer,GRASSLANDS,D'oh!,doh,1 +154839,555,272,(Springfield Museum of Natural History: int. springfield museum of natural history - PRESENT DAY),1212000,FALSE,NA,2559,NA,Springfield Museum of Natural History,NA,NA,NA +154840,555,273,Homer Simpson: Mmm. Sandwich.,1212000,TRUE,2,2559,Homer Simpson,Springfield Museum of Natural History,Mmm. Sandwich.,mmm sandwich,2 +154841,556,0,(Springfield Elementary School: INT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - DETENTION - day),52000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +154842,556,1,Ralph Wiggum: I don't get lost anymore!,52000,TRUE,119,3,Ralph Wiggum,Springfield Elementary School,I don't get lost anymore!,i dont get lost anymore,5 +154843,556,2,(Skinner's Office: Int. Skinner's office - continuous),54000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +154844,556,3,Seymour Skinner: ...spreading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a naked lady...,54000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,...spreading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a naked lady...,spreading the rumor that todays lunch would be served by a naked lady,13 +154845,556,4,Nelson Muntz: I wanna see boobs in the soup.,59000,TRUE,101,28,Nelson Muntz,Skinner's Office,I wanna see boobs in the soup.,i wanna see boobs in the soup,7 +154846,556,5,"Gary Chalmers: (EMERGING FROM GROUP) Yes, yes, I-I knew that. (EMBARRASSED NOISE)",63000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"Yes, yes, I-I knew that.",yes yes i-i knew that,5 +154847,556,6,"Seymour Skinner: There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system.",65000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"There's no hope for you, Simpson. You'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system.",theres no hope for you simpson youll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system,18 +154848,556,7,Bart Simpson: Penal. (CHUCKLES),70000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,Penal.,penal,1 +154849,556,8,"Seymour Skinner: Stop laughing! I said ""penal"" not ""penile"".",71000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"Stop laughing! I said ""penal"" not ""penile"".",stop laughing i said penal not penile,7 +154850,556,9,Bart Simpson: (BIGGER CHUCKLES) Penile.,71000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,Penile.,penile,1 +154851,556,10,"Seymour Skinner: It's not like you made me say ""penis""!",76000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,"It's not like you made me say ""penis""!",its not like you made me say penis,8 +154852,556,11,Bart Simpson: (HUGE LAUGH),76000,FALSE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +154853,556,12,Seymour Skinner: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),76000,FALSE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +154854,556,13,Bart Simpson: Hm.,98000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,Hm.,hm,1 +154855,556,14,"Bart Simpson: Ow! (CONCERNED) Oh, someone could get really hurt by this.",103000,TRUE,8,28,Bart Simpson,Skinner's Office,"Ow! Oh, someone could get really hurt by this.",ow oh someone could get really hurt by this,9 +154856,556,15,(DETENTION ROOM: int. detention room - later),107000,FALSE,NA,589,NA,DETENTION ROOM,NA,NA,NA +154857,556,16,Bart Simpson: Stick your finger in that desk.,107000,TRUE,8,589,Bart Simpson,DETENTION ROOM,Stick your finger in that desk.,stick your finger in that desk,6 +154858,556,17,Lisa Simpson: Really Bart?,108000,TRUE,9,589,Lisa Simpson,DETENTION ROOM,Really Bart?,really bart,2 +154859,556,18,"Lisa Simpson: Hm, looks like ancient Aramaic. Fortunately, I have an app for that.",110000,TRUE,9,589,Lisa Simpson,DETENTION ROOM,"Hm, looks like ancient Aramaic. Fortunately, I have an app for that.",hm looks like ancient aramaic fortunately i have an app for that,12 +154860,556,19,Lisa Simpson: Hey!,119000,TRUE,9,589,Lisa Simpson,DETENTION ROOM,Hey!,hey,1 +154865,556,24,"Bart Simpson: Huh?! We're in Hell?! Cool! Now I can look up all those people who said ""See you in Hell""!",144000,TRUE,8,4376,Bart Simpson,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,"Huh?! We're in Hell?! Cool! Now I can look up all those people who said ""See you in Hell""!",huh were in hell cool now i can look up all those people who said see you in hell,19 +154866,556,25,"Bart Simpson: (TO KID DEMON) Hey pal, what are you in here for?",146000,TRUE,8,4376,Bart Simpson,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,"Hey pal, what are you in here for?",hey pal what are you in here for,8 +154867,556,26,KID DEMON: Heresies... like Docetism!,152000,TRUE,6611,4376,KID DEMON,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,Heresies... like Docetism!,heresies like docetism,3 +154868,556,27,Lisa Simpson: (UNFAMILIAR) Docetism?,153000,TRUE,9,4376,Lisa Simpson,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,Docetism?,docetism,1 +154869,556,28,KID DEMON: The belief that Jesus' body was just an illusion. Is that still big?,155000,TRUE,6611,4376,KID DEMON,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,The belief that Jesus' body was just an illusion. Is that still big?,the belief that jesus body was just an illusion is that still big,13 +154870,556,29,BULLY DEMON: (NELSON) Haw-haw! Your heresies were venialized by the council of Palermo.,158000,TRUE,6612,4376,BULLY DEMON,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,Haw-haw! Your heresies were venialized by the council of Palermo.,haw-haw your heresies were venialized by the council of palermo,10 +154871,556,30,"KID DEMON: Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!",163000,TRUE,6611,4376,KID DEMON,DEMONIC DETENTION ROOM,"Oh, shut up, shut up, shut up!",oh shut up shut up shut up,7 +154872,556,31,(DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL: int. demonic elementary school - a little later),166000,FALSE,NA,4377,NA,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,NA,NA,NA +154873,556,32,"KID DEMON: We've got millipedes, toothheads, screaming torsos...",166000,TRUE,6611,4377,KID DEMON,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,"We've got millipedes, toothheads, screaming torsos...",weve got millipedes toothheads screaming torsos,6 +154874,556,33,SCREAMING TORSO: (QUICK SCREAM),166000,FALSE,6613,4377,SCREAMING TORSO,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,NA,NA,NA +154875,556,34,KID DEMON: ...your bleeding eyes with finger-legs... and all the girls are mean girls.,171000,TRUE,6611,4377,KID DEMON,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,...your bleeding eyes with finger-legs... and all the girls are mean girls.,your bleeding eyes with finger-legs and all the girls are mean girls,12 +154876,556,35,"DEMON GIRL: Red dress, how original.",175000,TRUE,6614,4377,DEMON GIRL,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,"Red dress, how original.",red dress how original,4 +154877,556,36,Lisa Simpson: Making fun of someone's clothes. How original.,177000,TRUE,9,4377,Lisa Simpson,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Making fun of someone's clothes. How original.,making fun of someones clothes how original,7 +154878,556,37,DEMON GIRL: (IMPRESSED NOISE) You wanna walk with us?,180000,TRUE,6614,4377,DEMON GIRL,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,You wanna walk with us?,you wanna walk with us,5 +154879,556,38,Lisa Simpson: It's true! It would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.,184000,TRUE,9,4377,Lisa Simpson,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,It's true! It would be a cold day in Hell when I was popular.,its true it would be a cold day in hell when i was popular,14 +154880,556,39,PRINCIPAL HEAD #2: (CHALMERS) Skin-him!,194000,TRUE,6615,4377,PRINCIPAL HEAD #2,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Skin-him!,skin-him,1 +154881,556,40,DEMON TEACHER: Someone who robs a bank. How would you punish them for all time? (CHECKS SEATING CHART) Jeffistopheles?,202000,TRUE,6616,4377,DEMON TEACHER,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Someone who robs a bank. How would you punish them for all time? Jeffistopheles?,someone who robs a bank how would you punish them for all time jeffistopheles,14 +154882,556,41,JEFFISTOPHELES: (SQUEAKY-VOICED TEEN) Uh... wh-whipping?,220000,TRUE,6617,4377,JEFFISTOPHELES,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Uh... wh-whipping?,uh wh-whipping,2 +154883,556,42,"DEMON TEACHER: (ENCOURAGING) Okay... good. No one likes to be whipped, but is there anything more connected to the sin?",222000,TRUE,6616,4377,DEMON TEACHER,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,"Okay... good. No one likes to be whipped, but is there anything more connected to the sin?",okay good no one likes to be whipped but is there anything more connected to the sin,17 +154884,556,43,JOCK DEMON: (SUPER DUMB) Torture?,228000,TRUE,6618,4377,JOCK DEMON,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Torture?,torture,1 +154885,556,44,DEMON TEACHER: (IMPRESSED) Good. Very good!,235000,TRUE,6616,4377,DEMON TEACHER,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Good. Very good!,good very good,3 +154886,556,45,"DEMON TEACHER: Psychological torment. Pain plus fear. Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? (TO BART) You get a pumpkin sticker.",239000,TRUE,6616,4377,DEMON TEACHER,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,"Psychological torment. Pain plus fear. Oh, can you all feel how much richer that is? You get a pumpkin sticker.",psychological torment pain plus fear oh can you all feel how much richer that is you get a pumpkin sticker,20 +154887,556,46,Bart Simpson: Ow! (THEN GASPS HAPPILY) This has never happened before! I have a crush on my teacher!,246000,TRUE,8,4377,Bart Simpson,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Ow! This has never happened before! I have a crush on my teacher!,ow this has never happened before i have a crush on my teacher,13 +154888,556,47,DEMON TEACHER: (FLIRTY) Down here we can make that happen.,251000,TRUE,6616,4377,DEMON TEACHER,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Down here we can make that happen.,down here we can make that happen,7 +154889,556,48,"Bart Simpson: Every time the sinner screams in pain, the scream blows this windmill, which pumps even more piranhas into his aquarium underwear... causing more screaming.",258000,TRUE,8,4377,Bart Simpson,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,"Every time the sinner screams in pain, the scream blows this windmill, which pumps even more piranhas into his aquarium underwear... causing more screaming.",every time the sinner screams in pain the scream blows this windmill which pumps even more piranhas into his aquarium underwear causing more screaming,24 +154890,556,49,"DEMON TEACHER: Wow. Wow. Oh, that is so evil -- and I know evil! I'm head of the teachers' union.",266000,TRUE,6616,4377,DEMON TEACHER,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,"Wow. Wow. Oh, that is so evil -- and I know evil! I'm head of the teachers' union.",wow wow oh that is so evil -- and i know evil im head of the teachers union,18 +154891,556,50,Lisa Simpson: Bart! I found a portal back to Earth.,276000,TRUE,9,4377,Lisa Simpson,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Bart! I found a portal back to Earth.,bart i found a portal back to earth,8 +154892,556,51,Bart Simpson: Right here? (REACHES INSIDE),280000,TRUE,8,4377,Bart Simpson,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Right here?,right here,2 +155013,556,172,Homer Simpson: What?,898000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What?,what,1 +154893,556,52,Lisa Simpson: No! No! No! No! That's Super Hell!,281000,TRUE,9,4377,Lisa Simpson,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,No! No! No! No! That's Super Hell!,no no no no thats super hell,7 +154894,556,53,Bart Simpson: Hot Stuff? I didn't realize you were that evil.,284000,TRUE,8,4377,Bart Simpson,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,Hot Stuff? I didn't realize you were that evil.,hot stuff i didnt realize you were that evil,9 +154895,556,54,"HOT STUFF: (DROOPY) No, I'm being punished for how lame my comics were.",287000,TRUE,6619,4377,HOT STUFF,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,"No, I'm being punished for how lame my comics were.",no im being punished for how lame my comics were,10 +154896,556,55,HOT STUFF: I melted it. Get it?,293000,TRUE,6619,4377,HOT STUFF,DEMONIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL,I melted it. Get it?,i melted it get it,5 +154897,556,56,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Springfield nuclear plant - day - establishing),300000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +154898,556,57,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - mr. burns' office - continuous),300000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +154899,556,58,"C. Montgomery Burns: (ROTE, NOT LOOKING UP) Welcome to Earth, local time is ten-thirty-seven, we know you have your choice of portals so thank you for choosing the Burns Hellport, a division of Gulf and Western.",300000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Welcome to Earth, local time is ten-thirty-seven, we know you have your choice of portals so thank you for choosing the Burns Hellport, a division of Gulf and Western.",welcome to earth local time is ten-thirty-seven we know you have your choice of portals so thank you for choosing the burns hellport a division of gulf and western,29 +154900,556,59,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - bart's bedroom - night),311000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154901,556,60,"Bart Simpson: Mom, Dad... I want to change schools!",311000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, Dad... I want to change schools!",mom dad i want to change schools,7 +154902,556,61,Homer Simpson: (SURPRISED NOISE),311000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +154903,556,62,"Bart Simpson: I found a place that really wants to teach me, and I really want to learn.",313000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I found a place that really wants to teach me, and I really want to learn.",i found a place that really wants to teach me and i really want to learn,16 +154904,556,63,Marge Simpson: Homie! Our prayers have been answered!,317000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie! Our prayers have been answered!,homie our prayers have been answered,6 +154905,556,64,"Homer Simpson: Keep your pants on, Marge. It's probably some private school that costs a million dollars a year -- and then they squeeze you for extra money through ""book fairs"" and ""silent auctions."" And parents get twenty emails a day from the school, and everyone hits ""reply all"" to everything!",320000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Keep your pants on, Marge. It's probably some private school that costs a million dollars a year -- and then they squeeze you for extra money through ""book fairs"" and ""silent auctions."" And parents get twenty emails a day from the school, and everyone hits ""reply all"" to everything!",keep your pants on marge its probably some private school that costs a million dollars a year -- and then they squeeze you for extra money through book fairs and silent auctions and parents get twenty emails a day from the school and everyone hits reply all to everything,49 +154906,556,65,"Bart Simpson: Dad, it's not a private school. It's free.",335000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, it's not a private school. It's free.",dad its not a private school its free,8 +154907,556,66,"Homer Simpson: Oh, that's fine then.",338000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, that's fine then.",oh thats fine then,4 +154908,556,67,(HELL: int. hell - principal's office - the next day),341000,FALSE,NA,901,NA,HELL,NA,NA,NA +154909,556,68,"Marge Simpson: (WORRIED) I couldn't help noticing this school is located in... I'm not one to judge, but... um...",341000,TRUE,1,901,Marge Simpson,HELL,"I couldn't help noticing this school is located in... I'm not one to judge, but... um...",i couldnt help noticing this school is located in im not one to judge but um,16 +154910,556,69,"Homer Simpson: I'll say it, Marge, it's in Hell! The Inferno! Perdition! Arizona without the golf!",347000,TRUE,2,901,Homer Simpson,HELL,"I'll say it, Marge, it's in Hell! The Inferno! Perdition! Arizona without the golf!",ill say it marge its in hell the inferno perdition arizona without the golf,14 +154911,556,70,"PRINCIPAL HEAD #1: (SKINNER) We do have golf, but all the greens are tricky.",354000,TRUE,6620,901,PRINCIPAL HEAD #1,HELL,"We do have golf, but all the greens are tricky.",we do have golf but all the greens are tricky,10 +154912,556,71,Homer Simpson: (HORRIFIED) Nooo!,358000,TRUE,2,901,Homer Simpson,HELL,Nooo!,nooo,1 +154913,556,72,"PRINCIPAL HEAD #2: (CHALMERS, SENSITIVE) Look, as educators, our job is to gently nurture your child's passion.",358000,TRUE,6615,901,PRINCIPAL HEAD #2,HELL,"Look, as educators, our job is to gently nurture your child's passion.",look as educators our job is to gently nurture your childs passion,12 +154914,556,73,Homer Simpson: Hm. (TO MARGE) That is the kind of nonsense you're always falling for.,364000,TRUE,2,901,Homer Simpson,HELL,Hm. That is the kind of nonsense you're always falling for.,hm that is the kind of nonsense youre always falling for,11 +154915,556,74,"Bart Simpson: Mom, please tell me I can go to Hell.",367000,TRUE,8,901,Bart Simpson,HELL,"Mom, please tell me I can go to Hell.",mom please tell me i can go to hell,9 +154916,556,75,"Marge Simpson: Well, I guess we could try it for a semester.",370000,TRUE,1,901,Marge Simpson,HELL,"Well, I guess we could try it for a semester.",well i guess we could try it for a semester,10 +154917,556,76,Bart Simpson: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!,373000,TRUE,8,901,Bart Simpson,HELL,Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!,thank you thank you thank you,6 +154918,556,77,"PRINCIPAL HEAD #1: (SKINNER) You know, we have many opportunities for parent involvement...",376000,TRUE,6620,901,PRINCIPAL HEAD #1,HELL,"You know, we have many opportunities for parent involvement...",you know we have many opportunities for parent involvement,9 +154919,556,78,"Homer Simpson: (SCOFFS) Yeah, I'll be sure to take a look at that.",380000,TRUE,2,901,Homer Simpson,HELL,"Yeah, I'll be sure to take a look at that.",yeah ill be sure to take a look at that,10 +154920,556,79,Homer Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),380000,FALSE,2,901,Homer Simpson,HELL,NA,NA,NA +154921,556,80,(DEMON SCHOOL: INT. DEMON SCHOOL - DAY),421000,FALSE,NA,4378,NA,DEMON SCHOOL,NA,NA,NA +154922,556,81,"DEMON TEACHER: Now, students, it's final exam day. And none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.",421000,TRUE,6616,4378,DEMON TEACHER,DEMON SCHOOL,"Now, students, it's final exam day. And none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student I don't want to embarrass.",now students its final exam day and none of you wants to repeat the class like a certain student i dont want to embarrass,24 +154923,556,82,JOCK DEMON: (USE SAME AUDIO FROM BEFORE) Torture?,429000,TRUE,6618,4378,JOCK DEMON,DEMON SCHOOL,Torture?,torture,1 +154924,556,83,"DEMON TEACHER: Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you.",432000,TRUE,6616,4378,DEMON TEACHER,DEMON SCHOOL,"Beelzebart, you're first. And you're going to torment a very special sinner we've prepared just for you.",beelzebart youre first and youre going to torment a very special sinner weve prepared just for you,17 +154925,556,84,Bart Simpson: Homer? (TO TEACHER) That-that's my dad. I can't hurt him.,441000,TRUE,8,4378,Bart Simpson,DEMON SCHOOL,Homer? That-that's my dad. I can't hurt him.,homer that-thats my dad i cant hurt him,8 +154926,556,85,"Homer Simpson: No, boy. I want you to do it.",446000,TRUE,2,4378,Homer Simpson,DEMON SCHOOL,"No, boy. I want you to do it.",no boy i want you to do it,8 +154927,556,86,Bart Simpson: What? Why?,448000,TRUE,8,4378,Bart Simpson,DEMON SCHOOL,What? Why?,what why,2 +154928,556,87,"Homer Simpson: Bart, you went to Hell and came back a winner, like Jesus. Now come on, boy! Pull me apart like string cheese.",449000,TRUE,2,4378,Homer Simpson,DEMON SCHOOL,"Bart, you went to Hell and came back a winner, like Jesus. Now come on, boy! Pull me apart like string cheese.",bart you went to hell and came back a winner like jesus now come on boy pull me apart like string cheese,22 +154929,556,88,Homer Simpson: (PAINED SCREAMs),449000,FALSE,2,4378,Homer Simpson,DEMON SCHOOL,NA,NA,NA +154930,556,89,(DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER: ext. demonic amphitheater - day),459000,FALSE,NA,4379,NA,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,NA,NA,NA +154931,556,90,PRINCIPAL HEAD #1: (SKINNER) Webster defines success as the action of achieving one's goals.,459000,TRUE,6620,4379,PRINCIPAL HEAD #1,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,Webster defines success as the action of achieving one's goals.,webster defines success as the action of achieving ones goals,10 +154932,556,91,"PRINCIPAL HEAD #2: (CHALMERS) Don't you, Webster?",467000,TRUE,6615,4379,PRINCIPAL HEAD #2,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,"Don't you, Webster?",dont you webster,3 +154933,556,92,NOAH WEBSTER: (SOBBING) I don't care! Why am I here?,468000,TRUE,6621,4379,NOAH WEBSTER,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,I don't care! Why am I here?,i dont care why am i here,7 +154934,556,93,"PRINCIPAL HEAD #2: (CHALMERS) You changed the ""r-e"" to ""e-r"" in ""theater!"" I hate that!",472000,TRUE,6615,4379,PRINCIPAL HEAD #2,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,"You changed the ""r-e"" to ""e-r"" in ""theater!"" I hate that!",you changed the r-e to e-r in theater i hate that,11 +154935,556,94,"PRINCIPAL HEAD #1: (SKINNER) Well, I'll tell you who is supposed to be here -- class mal-edictorian, Beelzebart Simpson!",476000,TRUE,6620,4379,PRINCIPAL HEAD #1,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,"Well, I'll tell you who is supposed to be here -- class mal-edictorian, Beelzebart Simpson!",well ill tell you who is supposed to be here -- class mal-edictorian beelzebart simpson,15 +154936,556,95,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Which one's yours?,484000,TRUE,2,4379,Homer Simpson,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,Which one's yours?,which ones yours,3 +154937,556,96,"MISERABLE MAN: (POINTS, MOANS)",484000,FALSE,6622,4379,MISERABLE MAN,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,NA,NA,NA +154938,556,97,Homer Simpson: Nice.,486000,TRUE,2,4379,Homer Simpson,DEMONIC AMPHITHEATER,Nice.,nice,1 +154939,556,98,(FUTURISTIC BAR: INT. futuristic bar - night),499000,FALSE,NA,4380,NA,FUTURISTIC BAR,NA,NA,NA +154940,556,99,"MOOG: (LIGHT BRITISH) That was me, when I was a young hoodlink, with me three bestest Glugs, Leonard, Carlton and Dum. We was narsty tastards we were, even though we dressed like Carol Channing's backup dancers.",499000,TRUE,6623,4380,MOOG,FUTURISTIC BAR,"That was me, when I was a young hoodlink, with me three bestest Glugs, Leonard, Carlton and Dum. We was narsty tastards we were, even though we dressed like Carol Channing's backup dancers.",that was me when i was a young hoodlink with me three bestest glugs leonard carlton and dum we was narsty tastards we were even though we dressed like carol channings backup dancers,33 +154941,556,100,MOOG: Some days we'd employ a bit of the bash while having a go at the West End Wiseguys...,510000,TRUE,6623,4380,MOOG,FUTURISTIC BAR,Some days we'd employ a bit of the bash while having a go at the West End Wiseguys...,some days wed employ a bit of the bash while having a go at the west end wiseguys,18 +154942,556,101,WISEGUYS: (WISEGUY VOICE) Stop it! / Hey! / What's wrong with youse? / I was told this would be a verbal debate!,515000,TRUE,6624,4380,WISEGUYS,FUTURISTIC BAR,Stop it! / Hey! / What's wrong with youse? / I was told this would be a verbal debate!,stop it hey whats wrong with youse i was told this would be a verbal debate,16 +154943,556,102,MOOG: ...and cap off the night with a little of the ol' in-out.,520000,TRUE,6623,4380,MOOG,FUTURISTIC BAR,...and cap off the night with a little of the ol' in-out.,and cap off the night with a little of the ol in-out,12 +154944,556,103,MOOG/LEONARD/CARLTON/DUM: In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out!,524000,TRUE,6625,4380,MOOG/LEONARD/CARLTON/DUM,FUTURISTIC BAR,In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out! In-out!,in-out in-out in-out in-out in-out in-out in-out in-out,8 +154945,556,104,MOOG: Everything was all fish and chippy... (BITTERLY) until Dum collected himself a twiggy-wick.,524000,TRUE,6623,4380,MOOG,FUTURISTIC BAR,Everything was all fish and chippy... until Dum collected himself a twiggy-wick.,everything was all fish and chippy until dum collected himself a twiggy-wick,12 +154946,556,105,(RECORD SHOP: int. record shop - day),537000,FALSE,NA,4381,NA,RECORD SHOP,NA,NA,NA +154947,556,106,"DUM: (BRITISH HOMER) 'Allo, little lamb. What say we go back to my place for a little of the Luther Van?",537000,TRUE,6626,4381,DUM,RECORD SHOP,"'Allo, little lamb. What say we go back to my place for a little of the Luther Van?",allo little lamb what say we go back to my place for a little of the luther van,18 +154948,556,107,(DUM'S ROOM: int. Dum's room - later),569000,FALSE,NA,4382,NA,DUM'S ROOM,NA,NA,NA +154949,556,108,(MILK BAR: int. milk bar - night),569000,FALSE,NA,4383,NA,MILK BAR,NA,NA,NA +154950,556,109,DUM: Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird and she wants me to give up the glug life.,569000,TRUE,6626,4383,DUM,MILK BAR,Oy! I'm getting hitched to this bluebird and she wants me to give up the glug life.,oy im getting hitched to this bluebird and she wants me to give up the glug life,17 +154951,556,110,"MOOG: (MAD) Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future would you have without your truest lunos by your side?",575000,TRUE,6623,4383,MOOG,MILK BAR,"Welly, welly, well, well, well. What sorry future would you have without your truest lunos by your side?",welly welly well well well what sorry future would you have without your truest lunos by your side,18 +154952,556,111,Marge Simpson: (PROUDLY) Dum got a job at the Tower of London... as a Beefeater!,582000,TRUE,1,4383,Marge Simpson,MILK BAR,Dum got a job at the Tower of London... as a Beefeater!,dum got a job at the tower of london as a beefeater,12 +154953,556,112,DUM: I hope it's what I think it is.,586000,TRUE,6626,4383,DUM,MILK BAR,I hope it's what I think it is.,i hope its what i think it is,8 +154954,556,113,"MOOG: Who knew, my brothers, that when Dum found his Dumpling that was the end of our band of glugs? Leonard and Carlton informed me my leadership was no longer needed.",588000,TRUE,6623,4383,MOOG,MILK BAR,"Who knew, my brothers, that when Dum found his Dumpling that was the end of our band of glugs? Leonard and Carlton informed me my leadership was no longer needed.",who knew my brothers that when dum found his dumpling that was the end of our band of glugs leonard and carlton informed me my leadership was no longer needed,30 +154955,556,114,MOOG: Not the Shard! Not the Shard!,602000,TRUE,6623,4383,MOOG,MILK BAR,Not the Shard! Not the Shard!,not the shard not the shard,6 +154956,556,115,MOOG: (ANGUISHED NOISE),602000,FALSE,6623,4383,MOOG,MILK BAR,NA,NA,NA +154957,556,116,MOOG: So I took up the respectable life of a sleazy barkeep.,606000,TRUE,6623,4383,MOOG,MILK BAR,So I took up the respectable life of a sleazy barkeep.,so i took up the respectable life of a sleazy barkeep,11 +154958,556,117,MOOG: (SIGHS NOSTALGICALLY),606000,FALSE,6623,4383,MOOG,MILK BAR,NA,NA,NA +154959,556,118,(MOOG'S APARTMENT: int. moog's apartment - night),619000,FALSE,NA,4384,NA,MOOG'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +154960,556,119,MOOG: (SIGHS) These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's TV.,619000,TRUE,6623,4384,MOOG,MOOG'S APARTMENT,These eye clamps are the only way I can tolerate today's TV.,these eye clamps are the only way i can tolerate todays tv,12 +154961,556,120,"Announcer: Tonight, on Fox...",624000,TRUE,33,4384,Announcer,MOOG'S APARTMENT,"Tonight, on Fox...",tonight on fox,3 +154962,556,121,MOOG: (AGONIZED MOAN) Turn it off! I'll be good! I'll be good! (SOBS),627000,TRUE,6623,4384,MOOG,MOOG'S APARTMENT,Turn it off! I'll be good! I'll be good!,turn it off ill be good ill be good,9 +154963,556,122,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: (ACTING INNOCENT) There's been a terrible accident, sir! Please grant me access to your home!",634000,TRUE,145,4384,Kearney Zzyzwicz,MOOG'S APARTMENT,"There's been a terrible accident, sir! Please grant me access to your home!",theres been a terrible accident sir please grant me access to your home,13 +154964,556,123,MOOG: Are you kidding me? I invented that gag.,638000,TRUE,6623,4384,MOOG,MOOG'S APARTMENT,Are you kidding me? I invented that gag.,are you kidding me i invented that gag,8 +154965,556,124,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: Please, sir! Certainly a Christian is required to completely unbolt his door!",641000,TRUE,145,4384,Kearney Zzyzwicz,MOOG'S APARTMENT,"Please, sir! Certainly a Christian is required to completely unbolt his door!",please sir certainly a christian is required to completely unbolt his door,12 +154966,556,125,"MOOG: C'mon, you can't pull the wooly bull over my viddyballs!",646000,TRUE,6623,4384,MOOG,MOOG'S APARTMENT,"C'mon, you can't pull the wooly bull over my viddyballs!",cmon you cant pull the wooly bull over my viddyballs,10 +154967,556,126,MOOG: (PAINED MOAN),646000,FALSE,6623,4384,MOOG,MOOG'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +154968,556,127,Nelson Muntz: (ENGLISH) That's a bit of the old (NORMAL) haw haw!,651000,TRUE,101,4384,Nelson Muntz,MOOG'S APARTMENT,That's a bit of the old haw haw!,thats a bit of the old haw haw,8 +154969,556,128,"MOOG: Not my ""Shmoo""! My Shmoooooo!",662000,TRUE,6623,4384,MOOG,MOOG'S APARTMENT,"Not my ""Shmoo""! My Shmoooooo!",not my shmoo my shmoooooo,5 +154970,556,129,(FUTURISTIC SIMPSON HOUSE: int. futuristic simpson house - living room - night),669000,FALSE,NA,4385,NA,FUTURISTIC SIMPSON HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +154971,556,130,MOOG: Those punks got no respect for them what come before. They didn't even wear no codpieces!,669000,TRUE,6623,4385,MOOG,FUTURISTIC SIMPSON HOUSE,Those punks got no respect for them what come before. They didn't even wear no codpieces!,those punks got no respect for them what come before they didnt even wear no codpieces,16 +154972,556,131,DUM: (SHAKING HEAD) How do they expect to draw the eye to their chunky-wunks?,674000,TRUE,6626,4385,DUM,FUTURISTIC SIMPSON HOUSE,How do they expect to draw the eye to their chunky-wunks?,how do they expect to draw the eye to their chunky-wunks,11 +154973,556,132,MOOG: I need me Glugs back for one last bit of barmy.,678000,TRUE,6623,4385,MOOG,FUTURISTIC SIMPSON HOUSE,I need me Glugs back for one last bit of barmy.,i need me glugs back for one last bit of barmy,11 +154974,556,133,"Marge Simpson: (NO ACCENT) No. You should not be out glugging, shin-slicing, or eye groining! We've got a sweet little toddle to take care of!",681000,TRUE,1,4385,Marge Simpson,FUTURISTIC SIMPSON HOUSE,"No. You should not be out glugging, shin-slicing, or eye groining! We've got a sweet little toddle to take care of!",no you should not be out glugging shin-slicing or eye groining weve got a sweet little toddle to take care of,21 +154975,556,134,DUM: Enough of the quiet home life. It's time to be a man again.,694000,TRUE,6626,4385,DUM,FUTURISTIC SIMPSON HOUSE,Enough of the quiet home life. It's time to be a man again.,enough of the quiet home life its time to be a man again,13 +154976,556,135,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - night),702000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +154977,556,136,"DUM: After all these month-os, I hope we don't disremember how to dash and bash.",702000,TRUE,6626,1033,DUM,Springfield Streets,"After all these month-os, I hope we don't disremember how to dash and bash.",after all these month-os i hope we dont disremember how to dash and bash,14 +154978,556,137,MOOG: Let's start easy with a little walking of the jay.,707000,TRUE,6623,1033,MOOG,Springfield Streets,Let's start easy with a little walking of the jay.,lets start easy with a little walking of the jay,10 +154979,556,138,MOOG: Wait! I recognize those cops what's be-whacking my gob-topper. It's Leonard and Carlton!,712000,TRUE,6623,1033,MOOG,Springfield Streets,Wait! I recognize those cops what's be-whacking my gob-topper. It's Leonard and Carlton!,wait i recognize those cops whats be-whacking my gob-topper its leonard and carlton,13 +154980,556,139,LEONARD/CARLTON: (SADISTIC GIGGLES),712000,FALSE,6627,1033,LEONARD/CARLTON,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +154981,556,140,MOOG: You blokes wanna join me for one last bit o' noggin' boggin'? I saved your bowlers.,720000,TRUE,6623,1033,MOOG,Springfield Streets,You blokes wanna join me for one last bit o' noggin' boggin'? I saved your bowlers.,you blokes wanna join me for one last bit o noggin boggin i saved your bowlers,16 +154982,556,141,(FUTURISTIC (1970S-STYLE) SPRINGFIELD STREETS: ext. futuristic (1970s-style) springfield streets - day)),727000,FALSE,NA,4386,NA,FUTURISTIC (1970S-STYLE) SPRINGFIELD STREETS,NA,NA,NA +154983,556,142,MOOG: Once again the Glugs was hittin' the streets all slow motion-like. And just as scarifying and intimidato as ever.,727000,TRUE,6623,4386,MOOG,FUTURISTIC (1970S-STYLE) SPRINGFIELD STREETS,Once again the Glugs was hittin' the streets all slow motion-like. And just as scarifying and intimidato as ever.,once again the glugs was hittin the streets all slow motion-like and just as scarifying and intimidato as ever,19 +154984,556,143,"MOOG: Hey, keep up!",735000,TRUE,6623,4386,MOOG,FUTURISTIC (1970S-STYLE) SPRINGFIELD STREETS,"Hey, keep up!",hey keep up,3 +154985,556,144,MOOG: We put nasties in a hat and selectoed out one.,737000,TRUE,6623,4386,MOOG,FUTURISTIC (1970S-STYLE) SPRINGFIELD STREETS,We put nasties in a hat and selectoed out one.,we put nasties in a hat and selectoed out one,10 +154986,556,145,(Burns Manor: ext. burns' mansion - a little later),760000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +154987,556,146,"DUM: Ey, what kind of woo hoo is this?",760000,TRUE,6626,53,DUM,Burns Manor,"Ey, what kind of woo hoo is this?",ey what kind of woo hoo is this,8 +154988,556,147,"C. Montgomery Burns: Welcome to the most frustrating, befuddling, and yes, erotic, book release party you've ever attended.",762000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Welcome to the most frustrating, befuddling, and yes, erotic, book release party you've ever attended.",welcome to the most frustrating befuddling and yes erotic book release party youve ever attended,15 +154989,556,148,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, are you done with my bird mask?",768000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"Sir, are you done with my bird mask?",sir are you done with my bird mask,8 +154990,556,149,C. Montgomery Burns: (CHUCKLES) I don't think you want to wear it now.,770000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,I don't think you want to wear it now.,i dont think you want to wear it now,9 +154991,556,150,Waylon Smithers: I'll be the judge of that.,773000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,I'll be the judge of that.,ill be the judge of that,6 +154992,556,151,"MOOG: Come on, glugs! Let's show these nectarinos we're still the best at what we do -- beating up old people and bare-naked ladies!",775000,TRUE,6623,53,MOOG,Burns Manor,"Come on, glugs! Let's show these nectarinos we're still the best at what we do -- beating up old people and bare-naked ladies!",come on glugs lets show these nectarinos were still the best at what we do -- beating up old people and bare-naked ladies,23 +154993,556,152,"C. Montgomery Burns: Get them, becostumèd weirdos! Sex view blockers, keep blocking!",783000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Get them, becostumèd weirdos! Sex view blockers, keep blocking!",get them becostumèd weirdos sex view blockers keep blocking,9 +154994,556,153,"MOOG: I'll, uh, I'll let you finish.",795000,TRUE,6623,53,MOOG,Burns Manor,"I'll, uh, I'll let you finish.",ill uh ill let you finish,6 +154995,556,154,DUM: (APE NOISES),795000,FALSE,6626,53,DUM,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +154996,556,155,"PARTYGOER: Yeah, I thought I left my iPhone here.",803000,TRUE,6628,53,PARTYGOER,Burns Manor,"Yeah, I thought I left my iPhone here.",yeah i thought i left my iphone here,8 +154997,556,156,DUM: (STUNNED APE NOISE),803000,FALSE,6626,53,DUM,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +154998,556,157,Comic Book Guy: Even I forget what this is a reference to!,811000,TRUE,801,53,Comic Book Guy,Burns Manor,Even I forget what this is a reference to!,even i forget what this is a reference to,9 +154999,556,158,"MOOG: And so, O my brothers, I was beaten, I was bruised, I couldn't score at an orgy, but I was happy.",814000,TRUE,6623,53,MOOG,Burns Manor,"And so, O my brothers, I was beaten, I was bruised, I couldn't score at an orgy, but I was happy.",and so o my brothers i was beaten i was bruised i couldnt score at an orgy but i was happy,21 +155000,556,159,"STANLEY KUBRICK: Uh, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything and let's start all over.",826000,TRUE,6629,53,STANLEY KUBRICK,Burns Manor,"Uh, let's burn this, let's rewrite everything and let's start all over.",uh lets burn this lets rewrite everything and lets start all over,12 +155001,556,160,STANLEY KUBRICK: Ow.,836000,TRUE,6629,53,STANLEY KUBRICK,Burns Manor,Ow.,ow,1 +155002,556,161,(Simpson Home: INT. Simpson house - master bathroom - morning),851000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155003,556,162,Homer Simpson: Stupid blood. Asking me for a favor.,851000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid blood. Asking me for a favor.,stupid blood asking me for a favor,7 +155004,556,163,Marge Simpson: Homer!,860000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +155005,556,164,Marge Simpson: Homer look what someone left in the kitchen. (OMINOUS) Frosty chocolate milkshakes.,860000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer look what someone left in the kitchen. Frosty chocolate milkshakes.,homer look what someone left in the kitchen frosty chocolate milkshakes,11 +155006,556,165,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, the TV's screwed up. It only plays ""Married... With Children.""",866000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, the TV's screwed up. It only plays ""Married... With Children.""",dad the tvs screwed up it only plays married with children,11 +155007,556,166,"AL BUNDY: Oh Peg, you're sick. Let me call Doctor Kevorkian.",870000,TRUE,6630,5,AL BUNDY,Simpson Home,"Oh Peg, you're sick. Let me call Doctor Kevorkian.",oh peg youre sick let me call doctor kevorkian,9 +155008,556,167,"PEG ALIEN: (À LA KATEY SAGAL, WHINY) We haven't had sex in four years, Al.",879000,TRUE,6631,5,PEG ALIEN,Simpson Home,"We haven't had sex in four years, Al.",we havent had sex in four years al,8 +155009,556,168,AL BUNDY: Now I'm the one who needs Kevorkian.,883000,TRUE,6630,5,AL BUNDY,Simpson Home,Now I'm the one who needs Kevorkian.,now im the one who needs kevorkian,7 +155010,556,169,Lisa Simpson: This house is haunted!,892000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,This house is haunted!,this house is haunted,4 +155011,556,170,Marge Simpson: The milkshakes have vanished!,893000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The milkshakes have vanished!,the milkshakes have vanished,4 +155012,556,171,Homer Simpson: (SUCKING ON STRAW NOISE),893000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155014,556,173,(Master Bedroom: int. master bedroom - continuous),905000,FALSE,NA,46,NA,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +155015,556,174,Marge Simpson: Homie... I think we're not alone.,905000,TRUE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,Homie... I think we're not alone.,homie i think were not alone,6 +155016,556,175,Grampa Simpson: I was sleeping in your dryer and got caught in your sheets.,908000,TRUE,31,46,Grampa Simpson,Master Bedroom,I was sleeping in your dryer and got caught in your sheets.,i was sleeping in your dryer and got caught in your sheets,12 +155017,556,176,Marge Simpson: I'll go make up the couch for you.,912000,TRUE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,I'll go make up the couch for you.,ill go make up the couch for you,8 +155018,556,177,ORIGINAL MARGE: (AMOROUS MURMURS),912000,FALSE,6632,46,ORIGINAL MARGE,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +155019,556,178,"Homer Simpson: Ooh Marge, that was fast. Yeah, that's it, baby. Grab my chest with your cold icy hands. (TURNED-ON NOISES)",912000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,"Ooh Marge, that was fast. Yeah, that's it, baby. Grab my chest with your cold icy hands.",ooh marge that was fast yeah thats it baby grab my chest with your cold icy hands,17 +155020,556,179,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED SHRIEK) The bed is lifting me! The elevator at work can't even do that! I demand you put me down right after the sex! (BED DROPS HIM) (ANNOYED GRUNT),926000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,The bed is lifting me! The elevator at work can't even do that! I demand you put me down right after the sex!,the bed is lifting me the elevator at work cant even do that i demand you put me down right after the sex,23 +155021,556,180,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - living room),936000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155022,556,181,"Homer Simpson: All right, show yourselves in the name of this book!",936000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, show yourselves in the name of this book!",all right show yourselves in the name of this book,10 +155023,556,182,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT, THEN:) The power of Chrysler compels you!",943000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The power of Chrysler compels you!,the power of chrysler compels you,6 +155024,556,183,"ORIGINAL HOMER: What are you, cavemen? Turn on the lights!",948000,TRUE,6633,5,ORIGINAL HOMER,Simpson Home,"What are you, cavemen? Turn on the lights!",what are you cavemen turn on the lights,8 +155025,556,184,Grampa Simpson: (TERRIFIED SCREAM),948000,FALSE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155026,556,185,ORIGINAL HOMER: Hey! A little respect!,953000,TRUE,6633,5,ORIGINAL HOMER,Simpson Home,Hey! A little respect!,hey a little respect,4 +155027,556,186,"ORIGINAL BART: Take a picture, it'll last longer, man.",958000,TRUE,6634,5,ORIGINAL BART,Simpson Home,"Take a picture, it'll last longer, man.",take a picture itll last longer man,7 +155028,556,187,"Homer Simpson: Hey... if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license.",960000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey... if you're Homer Simpson, show me your driver's license.",hey if youre homer simpson show me your drivers license,10 +155029,556,188,"ORIGINAL HOMER: Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich.",963000,TRUE,6633,5,ORIGINAL HOMER,Simpson Home,"Well, I traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich.",well i traded it to a kid for a bite of his sandwich,13 +155030,556,189,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) He is me!,966000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,He is me!,he is me,3 +155031,556,190,"Lisa Simpson: Noble spirits, your time has passed.",968000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Noble spirits, your time has passed.",noble spirits your time has passed,6 +155032,556,191,ORIGINAL BART: (LOUD BELCH),968000,FALSE,6634,5,ORIGINAL BART,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155033,556,192,Lisa Simpson: That was unmotivated.,971000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That was unmotivated.,that was unmotivated,3 +155034,556,193,"ORIGINAL BART: Don't have a cow, man.",973000,TRUE,6634,5,ORIGINAL BART,Simpson Home,"Don't have a cow, man.",dont have a cow man,5 +155035,556,194,Lisa Simpson: Shut up!,974000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Shut up!,shut up,2 +155036,556,195,ORIGINAL BART: Ay carumba! (BELCHES AGAIN),974000,TRUE,6634,5,ORIGINAL BART,Simpson Home,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +155037,556,196,"Marge Simpson: Homer, do something!",974000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, do something!",homer do something,3 +155038,556,197,"Homer Simpson: Why is it always me? I work twelve hours a week, you know!",979000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Why is it always me? I work twelve hours a week, you know!",why is it always me i work twelve hours a week you know,13 +155039,556,198,ORIGINAL MARGE: (FLIRTY) She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. (GESTURES WITH THUMB TO ORIGINAL HOMER) Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.,983000,TRUE,6632,5,ORIGINAL MARGE,Simpson Home,She doesn't know what a good thing she's got. I like a man who can relax. Not like Grumpy-Lumpy there.,she doesnt know what a good thing shes got i like a man who can relax not like grumpy-lumpy there,20 +155040,556,199,ORIGINAL HOMER: Quit makin' cracks.,991000,TRUE,6633,5,ORIGINAL HOMER,Simpson Home,Quit makin' cracks.,quit makin cracks,3 +155041,556,200,"ORIGINAL BART: Speakin' of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.",992000,TRUE,6634,5,ORIGINAL BART,Simpson Home,"Speakin' of cracks, pull up your pants, dude.",speakin of cracks pull up your pants dude,8 +155042,556,201,ORIGINAL HOMER: I'll crack you! (STRANGLING NOISES),994000,TRUE,6633,5,ORIGINAL HOMER,Simpson Home,I'll crack you!,ill crack you,3 +155043,556,202,ORIGINAL BART: (CHUCKLES),994000,FALSE,6634,5,ORIGINAL BART,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155044,556,203,ORIGINAL HOMER: What kind of afterlife is this? Can't even strangle my dead kid.,998000,TRUE,6633,5,ORIGINAL HOMER,Simpson Home,What kind of afterlife is this? Can't even strangle my dead kid.,what kind of afterlife is this cant even strangle my dead kid,12 +155045,556,204,"Homer Simpson: So... yeah. Things aren't perfect with the missus and me. (FLIRTY) And by the way, nice melons.",1002000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So... yeah. Things aren't perfect with the missus and me. And by the way, nice melons.",so yeah things arent perfect with the missus and me and by the way nice melons,16 +155046,556,205,Marge Simpson: Those are in the kitchen!,1009000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Those are in the kitchen!,those are in the kitchen,5 +155108,557,6,Marge Simpson: I'm just happy you're happy.,30000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm just happy you're happy.,im just happy youre happy,5 +155047,556,206,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT) I can't believe you wasted our money on fruit.,1012000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I can't believe you wasted our money on fruit.,i cant believe you wasted our money on fruit,9 +155048,556,207,Marge Simpson: Homer Simpson!,1016000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer Simpson!,homer simpson,2 +155049,556,208,Homer Simpson: Can you be more specific?,1018000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can you be more specific?,can you be more specific,5 +155050,556,209,Homer Simpson: (SHARED GIGGLE),1018000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155051,556,210,"Homer Simpson: There's no reason to be jealous, it's just younger you.",1027000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"There's no reason to be jealous, it's just younger you.",theres no reason to be jealous its just younger you,10 +155052,556,211,(Simpson Kitchen: Int. Simpson kitchen - later),1030000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +155053,556,212,"Marge Simpson: So. He likes ghosts better, eh? Fine.",1030000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,"So. He likes ghosts better, eh? Fine.",so he likes ghosts better eh fine,7 +155054,556,213,Marge Simpson: (HEAD IN OVEN) Huh. Might as well clean this while I'm killing myself.,1035000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,Huh. Might as well clean this while I'm killing myself.,huh might as well clean this while im killing myself,10 +155055,556,214,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - master bath - night),1044000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155056,556,215,"Homer Simpson: Well, hello.",1044000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, hello.",well hello,2 +155057,556,216,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) A ghost!,1048000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,A ghost!,a ghost,2 +155058,556,217,"REGULAR GHOST MARGE: I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me. Plus, I'm dead.",1049000,TRUE,6635,5,REGULAR GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,"I feel like a ghost the way you haven't been paying attention to me. Plus, I'm dead.",i feel like a ghost the way you havent been paying attention to me plus im dead,17 +155059,556,218,Homer Simpson: Don't yell at me! I'm a double widower! But I can handle all the ghosts you can float at me!,1053000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't yell at me! I'm a double widower! But I can handle all the ghosts you can float at me!,dont yell at me im a double widower but i can handle all the ghosts you can float at me,20 +155060,556,219,REGULAR GHOST MARGE: Won't the other Homer be a problem?,1058000,TRUE,6635,5,REGULAR GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,Won't the other Homer be a problem?,wont the other homer be a problem,7 +155061,556,220,"Homer Simpson: (LAUGHS) I think he gets it. See, he--",1061000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I think he gets it. See, he--",i think he gets it see he--,7 +155062,556,221,Homer Simpson: Ow! Ooh! What the? Mmm! I smell toast! (DYING NOISE),1063000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ow! Ooh! What the? Mmm! I smell toast!,ow ooh what the mmm i smell toast,8 +155063,556,222,"Lisa Simpson: (SOMBER) Well, I guess you and I are in charge now, Bart. But if we split the chores, I'm sure we can... what are you doing?!",1071000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I guess you and I are in charge now, Bart. But if we split the chores, I'm sure we can... what are you doing?!",well i guess you and i are in charge now bart but if we split the chores im sure we can what are you doing,25 +155064,556,223,"Bart Simpson: Sayonara, sucker!",1078000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sayonara, sucker!",sayonara sucker,2 +155065,556,224,Lisa Simpson: Oh no! You're not leaving me to clean this up!,1080000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh no! You're not leaving me to clean this up!,oh no youre not leaving me to clean this up,10 +155066,556,225,Bart Simpson: Woo hoo! I'm the last of the Simpsons!,1086000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo hoo! I'm the last of the Simpsons!,woo hoo im the last of the simpsons,8 +155067,556,226,REGULAR GHOST LISA: In I.Q. only!,1089000,TRUE,6636,5,REGULAR GHOST LISA,Simpson Home,In I.Q. only!,in iq only,3 +155068,556,227,Bart Simpson: (CHOKING NOISES),1089000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155069,556,228,Groundskeeper Willie: Thank you!,1097000,TRUE,404,5,Groundskeeper Willie,Simpson Home,Thank you!,thank you,2 +155070,556,229,Groundskeeper Willie: Willie's got stew for the winter!,1100000,TRUE,404,5,Groundskeeper Willie,Simpson Home,Willie's got stew for the winter!,willies got stew for the winter,6 +155071,556,230,"REGULAR GHOST LISA: Wait a minute, who killed Maggie?",1102000,TRUE,6636,5,REGULAR GHOST LISA,Simpson Home,"Wait a minute, who killed Maggie?",wait a minute who killed maggie,6 +155072,556,231,"REGULAR GHOST MARGE: This is all your fault, Homer, for wanting somebody new!",1108000,TRUE,6635,5,REGULAR GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,"This is all your fault, Homer, for wanting somebody new!",this is all your fault homer for wanting somebody new,10 +155073,556,232,REGULAR GHOST HOMER: I just wanted the woman I married.,1111000,TRUE,6637,5,REGULAR GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,I just wanted the woman I married.,i just wanted the woman i married,7 +155074,556,233,REGULAR GHOST HOMER: I never realized you had so much work done.,1113000,TRUE,6637,5,REGULAR GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,I never realized you had so much work done.,i never realized you had so much work done,9 +155075,556,234,"Dr. Marvin Monroe: Simpsons, please! This fighting solves nothing.",1116000,TRUE,96,5,Dr. Marvin Monroe,Simpson Home,"Simpsons, please! This fighting solves nothing.",simpsons please this fighting solves nothing,6 +155076,556,235,REGULAR GHOST MARGE: Doctor Marvin Monroe?! Are you alive or dead?,1119000,TRUE,6635,5,REGULAR GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,Doctor Marvin Monroe?! Are you alive or dead?,doctor marvin monroe are you alive or dead,8 +155077,556,236,"Dr. Marvin Monroe: I'm in some horrible limbo. I can walk halfway through walls, then I get stuck.",1123000,TRUE,96,5,Dr. Marvin Monroe,Simpson Home,"I'm in some horrible limbo. I can walk halfway through walls, then I get stuck.",im in some horrible limbo i can walk halfway through walls then i get stuck,15 +155078,556,237,Dr. Marvin Monroe: Uh-oh.,1127000,TRUE,96,5,Dr. Marvin Monroe,Simpson Home,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +155079,556,238,REGULAR GHOST HOMER: Now I'm gonna have to look at that every morning.,1129000,TRUE,6637,5,REGULAR GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,Now I'm gonna have to look at that every morning.,now im gonna have to look at that every morning,10 +155166,557,64,The Rich Texan: (HAPPY DANCING NOISES),323000,FALSE,1508,4387,The Rich Texan,THE RICH TEXAN'S MANSION,NA,NA,NA +155080,556,239,"REGULAR GHOST MARGE: Well, I think you're helping us make progress.",1132000,TRUE,6635,5,REGULAR GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,"Well, I think you're helping us make progress.",well i think youre helping us make progress,8 +155081,556,240,Dr. Marvin Monroe: Thank you.,1134000,TRUE,96,5,Dr. Marvin Monroe,Simpson Home,Thank you.,thank you,2 +155082,556,241,REGULAR GHOST MARGE: (TO ORIGINAL GHOST MARGE) Let's not fight anymore. Let's just make him decide between us.,1135000,TRUE,6635,5,REGULAR GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,Let's not fight anymore. Let's just make him decide between us.,lets not fight anymore lets just make him decide between us,11 +155083,556,242,"ORIGINAL GHOST MARGE: Choose me because I'm not bitter yet, I can stay up later, and you're on my mind all the time.",1140000,TRUE,6638,5,ORIGINAL GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,"Choose me because I'm not bitter yet, I can stay up later, and you're on my mind all the time.",choose me because im not bitter yet i can stay up later and youre on my mind all the time,20 +155084,556,243,"REGULAR GHOST HOMER: (INTRIGUED NOISE) Marge number two, how would you win my whoopee?",1147000,TRUE,6637,5,REGULAR GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,"Marge number two, how would you win my whoopee?",marge number two how would you win my whoopee,9 +155085,556,244,"REGULAR GHOST MARGE: Those are great reasons, but there's one reason you should choose me. Because I know everything that you've done, (SWEETLY) and yet I still want to be with you.",1151000,TRUE,6635,5,REGULAR GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,"Those are great reasons, but there's one reason you should choose me. Because I know everything that you've done, and yet I still want to be with you.",those are great reasons but theres one reason you should choose me because i know everything that youve done and yet i still want to be with you,28 +155086,556,245,ORIGINAL GHOST MARGE: (SMALL SOB) That is so beautiful.,1160000,TRUE,6638,5,ORIGINAL GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,That is so beautiful.,that is so beautiful,4 +155087,556,246,"REGULAR GHOST HOMER: (TO REGULAR GHOST MARGE) You're right Marge, I could never leave you. Not even for you. If there was a dot or a squiggle different, that would be too much.",1164000,TRUE,6637,5,REGULAR GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,"You're right Marge, I could never leave you. Not even for you. If there was a dot or a squiggle different, that would be too much.",youre right marge i could never leave you not even for you if there was a dot or a squiggle different that would be too much,26 +155088,556,247,REGULAR GHOST MARGE/ ORIGINAL GHOST MARGE: (TOUCHED) Oh Homie! / Oh Homie!,1172000,TRUE,6639,5,REGULAR GHOST MARGE/ ORIGINAL GHOST MARGE,Simpson Home,Oh Homie! / Oh Homie!,oh homie oh homie,4 +155089,556,248,"ORIGINAL GHOST BART: Time to cut the treacle, man.",1176000,TRUE,6640,5,ORIGINAL GHOST BART,Simpson Home,"Time to cut the treacle, man.",time to cut the treacle man,6 +155090,556,249,ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER: Why you little!,1179000,TRUE,6641,5,ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,Why you little!,why you little,3 +155091,556,250,"REGULAR GHOST LISA: I just had a worrisome thought! If there can be two incarnations of the Simpsons, why couldn't some evil marketing entity produce millions of others?",1183000,TRUE,6636,5,REGULAR GHOST LISA,Simpson Home,"I just had a worrisome thought! If there can be two incarnations of the Simpsons, why couldn't some evil marketing entity produce millions of others?",i just had a worrisome thought if there can be two incarnations of the simpsons why couldnt some evil marketing entity produce millions of others,25 +155092,556,251,"CGI HOMER: All right Simpsons, welcome to our new home.",1199000,TRUE,6642,5,CGI HOMER,Simpson Home,"All right Simpsons, welcome to our new home.",all right simpsons welcome to our new home,8 +155093,556,252,"CGI DOG: (HIP HOP VOICE) Yo, yo. Santa's Little Helper is in da house!!! (RAUCOUS HOWL)",1202000,TRUE,6643,5,CGI DOG,Simpson Home,"Yo, yo. Santa's Little Helper is in da house!!!",yo yo santas little helper is in da house,9 +155094,556,253,MINION MARGE SIMPSON: (UNINTELLIGIBLE CHATTER),1202000,FALSE,6644,5,MINION MARGE SIMPSON,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155095,556,254,MINION HOMER SIMPSON: (MINION ANNOYED GRUNT),1202000,FALSE,6645,5,MINION HOMER SIMPSON,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155096,556,255,"ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER: Okay, hold still. This is the last picture on the roll.",1231000,TRUE,6641,5,ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,"Okay, hold still. This is the last picture on the roll.",okay hold still this is the last picture on the roll,11 +155097,556,256,ORIGINAL GHOST BART: Isn't it about time you went digital?,1235000,TRUE,6640,5,ORIGINAL GHOST BART,Simpson Home,Isn't it about time you went digital?,isnt it about time you went digital,7 +155098,556,257,"ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER: You watch your mouth, you little smartass.",1237000,TRUE,6641,5,ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,"You watch your mouth, you little smartass.",you watch your mouth you little smartass,7 +155099,556,258,"ORIGINAL GHOST LISA: Yeah, Bart.",1239000,TRUE,6646,5,ORIGINAL GHOST LISA,Simpson Home,"Yeah, Bart.",yeah bart,2 +155100,556,259,ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER: Nothin's gonna ruin this one.,1240000,TRUE,6641,5,ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,Nothin's gonna ruin this one.,nothins gonna ruin this one,5 +155101,556,260,ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER: Here we go... here we go... here we go...,1243000,TRUE,6641,5,ORIGINAL GHOST HOMER,Simpson Home,Here we go... here we go... here we go...,here we go here we go here we go,9 +155102,557,0,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING),7000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155103,557,1,Homer Simpson: Ooh... pork chops with gravy!,7000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ooh... pork chops with gravy!,ooh pork chops with gravy,5 +155104,557,2,Homer Simpson: (SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS) Hey... but today's not Pork Chop Tuesday... or Gravy Thursday.,10000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hey... but today's not Pork Chop Tuesday... or Gravy Thursday.,hey but todays not pork chop tuesday or gravy thursday,10 +155105,557,3,Marge Simpson: I also set up some mirrors so you could watch hockey fights while you eat.,16000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I also set up some mirrors so you could watch hockey fights while you eat.,i also set up some mirrors so you could watch hockey fights while you eat,15 +155106,557,4,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,20000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +155107,557,5,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I love Canadian on Canadian violence. (TO MARGE) Oh baby, this is so great! Thank you so much!",23000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, I love Canadian on Canadian violence. Oh baby, this is so great! Thank you so much!",oh i love canadian on canadian violence oh baby this is so great thank you so much,17 +155109,557,7,Homer Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS) Wait a minute -- that's not something people really feel. What's going on?,34000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Wait a minute -- that's not something people really feel. What's going on?,wait a minute -- thats not something people really feel whats going on,13 +155110,557,8,"Marge Simpson: Well, I do have a favor. Patty and Selma came home early from their vacation, but the cleaners still haven't gotten all the black mold out of their apartment...",39000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I do have a favor. Patty and Selma came home early from their vacation, but the cleaners still haven't gotten all the black mold out of their apartment...",well i do have a favor patty and selma came home early from their vacation but the cleaners still havent gotten all the black mold out of their apartment,29 +155111,557,9,(Patty and Selma's Apartment: int. patty and selma's apartment - continuous),50000,FALSE,NA,325,NA,Patty and Selma's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +155112,557,10,Marge Simpson: ...so they need a place to stay. Here.,50000,TRUE,1,325,Marge Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,...so they need a place to stay. Here.,so they need a place to stay here,8 +155113,557,11,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM),50000,FALSE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +155114,557,12,Selma Bouvier: Paris was a bust. They wouldn't even let us see the Mona Lisa.,54000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Paris was a bust. They wouldn't even let us see the Mona Lisa.,paris was a bust they wouldnt even let us see the mona lisa,13 +155115,557,13,"Patty Bouvier: They kept yelling ""La Joconde -- her smile will die!""",58000,TRUE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"They kept yelling ""La Joconde -- her smile will die!""",they kept yelling la joconde -- her smile will die,10 +155116,557,14,"Homer Simpson: No, Marge... no! You can't invite a couple of Riddlers to stay in the Bat Cave!",60000,TRUE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"No, Marge... no! You can't invite a couple of Riddlers to stay in the Bat Cave!",no marge no you cant invite a couple of riddlers to stay in the bat cave,16 +155117,557,15,Marge Simpson: You ate the food and looked in the mirrors! They're staying.,67000,TRUE,1,325,Marge Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,You ate the food and looked in the mirrors! They're staying.,you ate the food and looked in the mirrors theyre staying,11 +155118,557,16,"Homer Simpson: Hm, oh honey, one teensy problem with this plan. I'm a teensy bit concerned about them smoking around the children. You know, their lungs are so teensy.",79000,TRUE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"Hm, oh honey, one teensy problem with this plan. I'm a teensy bit concerned about them smoking around the children. You know, their lungs are so teensy.",hm oh honey one teensy problem with this plan im a teensy bit concerned about them smoking around the children you know their lungs are so teensy,27 +155119,557,17,Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED NOISE) He has a point...,92000,TRUE,1,325,Marge Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,He has a point...,he has a point,4 +155120,557,18,"Selma Bouvier: No, no, no, no. We don't have to smoke!",94000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"No, no, no, no. We don't have to smoke!",no no no no we dont have to smoke,9 +155121,557,19,Patty Bouvier: We can stop whenever we want! See?,96000,TRUE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,We can stop whenever we want! See?,we can stop whenever we want see,7 +155122,557,20,Selma Bouvier: (STARTLED NOISE),96000,FALSE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +155123,557,21,"Selma Bouvier: Okay, how about this: if you catch us smoking in the house even one time, you can throw us out on the street. Hm?",102000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"Okay, how about this: if you catch us smoking in the house even one time, you can throw us out on the street. Hm?",okay how about this if you catch us smoking in the house even one time you can throw us out on the street hm,24 +155124,557,22,Marge Simpson: You know what? I trust them not to smoke.,109000,TRUE,1,325,Marge Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,You know what? I trust them not to smoke.,you know what i trust them not to smoke,9 +155125,557,23,"Homer Simpson: And if you trust them, I trust them too.",112000,TRUE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"And if you trust them, I trust them too.",and if you trust them i trust them too,9 +155126,557,24,Homer Simpson: (EVIL CHUCKLE) Safety first.,119000,TRUE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Safety first.,safety first,2 +155127,557,25,Patty Bouvier: Screw this. We'll just go outside.,121000,TRUE,10,325,Patty Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Screw this. We'll just go outside.,screw this well just go outside,6 +155128,557,26,Selma Bouvier: Nature is God's ash tray.,123000,TRUE,22,325,Selma Bouvier,Patty and Selma's Apartment,Nature is God's ash tray.,nature is gods ash tray,5 +155129,557,27,"Homer Simpson: Bad news, bears. Forecast calls for nothing but rain.",131000,TRUE,2,325,Homer Simpson,Patty and Selma's Apartment,"Bad news, bears. Forecast calls for nothing but rain.",bad news bears forecast calls for nothing but rain,9 +155130,557,28,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing - day),148000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155131,557,29,"Selma Bouvier: Here we go, problem solved. Electric cigarettes.",148000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Here we go, problem solved. Electric cigarettes.",here we go problem solved electric cigarettes,7 +155132,557,30,Patty Bouvier: Choke on our harmless fumes.,156000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,Choke on our harmless fumes.,choke on our harmless fumes,5 +155133,557,31,"Homer Simpson: If you fall asleep with them, will you even burn to death?",162000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"If you fall asleep with them, will you even burn to death?",if you fall asleep with them will you even burn to death,12 +155134,557,32,Selma Bouvier: Mmm-mmmm.,165000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,Mmm-mmmm.,mmm-mmmm,1 +155135,557,33,Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN),165000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155136,557,34,"Patty Bouvier: They call these cigarettes? They don't stain my fingers, my hair smells like hair, and what do I stub out in my scrambled eggs?",171000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"They call these cigarettes? They don't stain my fingers, my hair smells like hair, and what do I stub out in my scrambled eggs?",they call these cigarettes they dont stain my fingers my hair smells like hair and what do i stub out in my scrambled eggs,24 +155137,557,35,"Selma Bouvier: Sure, it's got the nicotine... but where's the tar? Where's the stab from every breath that reminds me I'm alive?",177000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Sure, it's got the nicotine... but where's the tar? Where's the stab from every breath that reminds me I'm alive?",sure its got the nicotine but wheres the tar wheres the stab from every breath that reminds me im alive,20 +155138,557,36,Patty Bouvier: No smoke detector! Let's roll!,186000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,No smoke detector! Let's roll!,no smoke detector lets roll,5 +155139,557,37,"Patty Bouvier: Wait, wait. Turn on the faucet so no one'll get suspicious.",197000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Wait, wait. Turn on the faucet so no one'll get suspicious.",wait wait turn on the faucet so no onell get suspicious,11 +155140,557,38,Homer Simpson: Ha! I gotcha!,210000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Ha! I gotcha!,ha i gotcha,3 +155141,557,39,Homer Simpson: You can't resist smoking in the house any more than I can resist drinking in the car.,212000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You can't resist smoking in the house any more than I can resist drinking in the car.,you cant resist smoking in the house any more than i can resist drinking in the car,17 +155142,557,40,Marge Simpson: What happened?,217000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What happened?,what happened,2 +155143,557,41,Selma Bouvier: I don't know. The water caught on fire!,217000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,I don't know. The water caught on fire!,i dont know the water caught on fire,8 +155144,557,42,Marge Simpson: (GASP),217000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155145,557,43,Homer Simpson: And now I banish you from paradise! I'm glad I never bothered to learn which one of you is which.,222000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And now I banish you from paradise! I'm glad I never bothered to learn which one of you is which.,and now i banish you from paradise im glad i never bothered to learn which one of you is which,20 +155146,557,44,"Patty Bouvier: Please, show some compassion for two good people who just can't stop smoking.",229000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"Please, show some compassion for two good people who just can't stop smoking.",please show some compassion for two good people who just cant stop smoking,13 +155147,557,45,Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) I know just the place.,236000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I know just the place.,i know just the place,5 +155148,557,46,(Springfield Downs Dog Track: ext. dog track - day),243000,FALSE,NA,20,NA,Springfield Downs Dog Track,NA,NA,NA +155149,557,47,Patty Bouvier: Ohhh. (RAPTUROUS) Oooh... tobacco.,243000,TRUE,10,20,Patty Bouvier,Springfield Downs Dog Track,Ohhh. Oooh... tobacco.,ohhh oooh tobacco,3 +155150,557,48,"Patty Bouvier: Who needs Paris? This is our ""City of Lights.""",252000,TRUE,10,20,Patty Bouvier,Springfield Downs Dog Track,"Who needs Paris? This is our ""City of Lights.""",who needs paris this is our city of lights,9 +155151,557,49,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - bathroom - later),264000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155152,557,50,Lisa Simpson: Flaming tap water. I saw something about that in a documentary...,264000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Flaming tap water. I saw something about that in a documentary...,flaming tap water i saw something about that in a documentary,11 +155153,557,51,"Lisa Simpson: (REACTING TO THE TITLES) Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, (RE: TEEN PUPPY PARTY MOVIE) cute! (GASPS) This one...",269000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, sad, cute! This one...",sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad sad cute this one,12 +155154,557,52,"Narrator: In this rural community, Hydraulic Fracturing, or ""fracking,"" was greeted as a windfall.",278000,TRUE,56,5,Narrator,Simpson Home,"In this rural community, Hydraulic Fracturing, or ""fracking,"" was greeted as a windfall.",in this rural community hydraulic fracturing or fracking was greeted as a windfall,13 +155155,557,53,"Narrator: By pumping high-pressure liquid into underground shale deposits, ""fracking"" releases natural gas, but can lead to devastating environmental consequences.",284000,TRUE,56,5,Narrator,Simpson Home,"By pumping high-pressure liquid into underground shale deposits, ""fracking"" releases natural gas, but can lead to devastating environmental consequences.",by pumping high-pressure liquid into underground shale deposits fracking releases natural gas but can lead to devastating environmental consequences,19 +155156,557,54,(Farmhouse: INT. FARMHOUSE - CONTINUOUS),295000,FALSE,NA,1154,NA,Farmhouse,NA,NA,NA +155157,557,55,"Farmer: Yep. Used to be, you could try burnin' yer water all day, and nothing would happen.",295000,TRUE,433,1154,Farmer,Farmhouse,"Yep. Used to be, you could try burnin' yer water all day, and nothing would happen.",yep used to be you could try burnin yer water all day and nothing would happen,16 +155158,557,56,"Farmer: Henry, did you remember to turn off the slip 'n slide?",300000,TRUE,433,1154,Farmer,Farmhouse,"Henry, did you remember to turn off the slip 'n slide?",henry did you remember to turn off the slip n slide,11 +155159,557,57,Kids: (LAUGHTER TURNING TO SCREAMS),300000,FALSE,39,1154,Kids,Farmhouse,NA,NA,NA +155160,557,58,Farmer: (THINKING NOISE) I reckon not.,307000,TRUE,433,1154,Farmer,Farmhouse,I reckon not.,i reckon not,3 +155161,557,59,Farmer: I think someone is fracking under our neighborhood. And I know who...,310000,TRUE,433,1154,Farmer,Farmhouse,I think someone is fracking under our neighborhood. And I know who...,i think someone is fracking under our neighborhood and i know who,12 +155162,557,60,(THE RICH TEXAN'S MANSION: int. the rich texan's mansion - office - day),314000,FALSE,NA,4387,NA,THE RICH TEXAN'S MANSION,NA,NA,NA +155163,557,61,"Farmer: It's you Mr. Texan. Oil wasn't enough, now you're going after our natural gas.",314000,TRUE,433,4387,Farmer,THE RICH TEXAN'S MANSION,"It's you Mr. Texan. Oil wasn't enough, now you're going after our natural gas.",its you mr texan oil wasnt enough now youre going after our natural gas,14 +155164,557,62,"Farmer: Aw now. Ain't nothing ""natural"" about gas.",320000,TRUE,433,4387,Farmer,THE RICH TEXAN'S MANSION,"Aw now. Ain't nothing ""natural"" about gas.",aw now aint nothing natural about gas,7 +155165,557,63,"The Rich Texan: If you can't dance in it, I ain't drilling for it. I don't do this for the money. It's the dancin'. It's always been the dancin'.",323000,TRUE,1508,4387,The Rich Texan,THE RICH TEXAN'S MANSION,"If you can't dance in it, I ain't drilling for it. I don't do this for the money. It's the dancin'. It's always been the dancin'.",if you cant dance in it i aint drilling for it i dont do this for the money its the dancin its always been the dancin,26 +155167,557,65,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - ESTABLISHING),343000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155168,557,66,"Bart Simpson: Oh man, he made us watch him dance for three hours. And he really only has one move.",343000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh man, he made us watch him dance for three hours. And he really only has one move.",oh man he made us watch him dance for three hours and he really only has one move,18 +155169,557,67,"Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED) If someone was fracking in our neighborhood, wouldn't we know it?",349000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"If someone was fracking in our neighborhood, wouldn't we know it?",if someone was fracking in our neighborhood wouldnt we know it,11 +155170,557,68,Lisa Simpson: Maybe a satellite picture will give us a clue.,353000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe a satellite picture will give us a clue.,maybe a satellite picture will give us a clue,9 +155171,557,69,Lisa Simpson: (NOTICING) This is clearly a fracking site. How are they keeping people away?,355000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,This is clearly a fracking site. How are they keeping people away?,this is clearly a fracking site how are they keeping people away,12 +155172,557,70,"(LARGE, BOXY BUILDING: ext. large, boxy building - continuous)",363000,FALSE,NA,4388,NA,"LARGE, BOXY BUILDING",NA,NA,NA +155173,557,71,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED GROAN) It's a terrific sport that--,363000,TRUE,9,4388,Lisa Simpson,"LARGE, BOXY BUILDING",It's a terrific sport that--,its a terrific sport that--,5 +155174,557,72,Bart Simpson: SHHH!,365000,TRUE,8,4388,Bart Simpson,"LARGE, BOXY BUILDING",SHHH!,shhh,1 +155175,557,73,(STRANGE BUILDING: int. strange building - continuous),369000,FALSE,NA,4389,NA,STRANGE BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +155176,557,74,Lisa Simpson: This whole building is just a façade for a drilling operation.,369000,TRUE,9,4389,Lisa Simpson,STRANGE BUILDING,This whole building is just a façade for a drilling operation.,this whole building is just a façade for a drilling operation,11 +155177,557,75,"C. Montgomery Burns: Indeed it is. ""Evergreen Terrace"" is built atop a massive shale deposit.",375000,TRUE,15,4389,C. Montgomery Burns,STRANGE BUILDING,"Indeed it is. ""Evergreen Terrace"" is built atop a massive shale deposit.",indeed it is evergreen terrace is built atop a massive shale deposit,12 +155178,557,76,"C. Montgomery Burns: Think of it, all that poor natural gas, trapped underneath your shanties and lean-to's. (THREATENING) Smithers, give these two brats what they deserve for sticking their noses in my business.",380000,TRUE,15,4389,C. Montgomery Burns,STRANGE BUILDING,"Think of it, all that poor natural gas, trapped underneath your shanties and lean-to's. Smithers, give these two brats what they deserve for sticking their noses in my business.",think of it all that poor natural gas trapped underneath your shanties and lean-tos smithers give these two brats what they deserve for sticking their noses in my business,29 +155179,557,77,(Evergreen Terrace: EXT. EVERGREEN TERRACE - LATER),395000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +155180,557,78,"Lisa Simpson: Stopping Mr. Burns may be beyond the power of an eight-year-old girl with a book report due on ""Beezus and Ramona."" But I know someone who can help...",395000,TRUE,9,410,Lisa Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"Stopping Mr. Burns may be beyond the power of an eight-year-old girl with a book report due on ""Beezus and Ramona."" But I know someone who can help...",stopping mr burns may be beyond the power of an eight-year-old girl with a book report due on beezus and ramona but i know someone who can help,28 +155181,557,79,(CAPITOL CITY: ext. capitol city - state house - continuous),395000,FALSE,NA,1422,NA,CAPITOL CITY,NA,NA,NA +155182,557,80,Lisa Simpson: The first female speaker of the state assembly...,395000,TRUE,9,1422,Lisa Simpson,CAPITOL CITY,The first female speaker of the state assembly...,the first female speaker of the state assembly,8 +155183,557,81,(STATE HOUSE: int. state house - hallway - continuous),395000,FALSE,NA,4390,NA,STATE HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +155184,557,82,Lisa Simpson: A politician who would never ignore a fellow environmentalist in need... my hero...,395000,TRUE,9,4390,Lisa Simpson,STATE HOUSE,A politician who would never ignore a fellow environmentalist in need... my hero...,a politician who would never ignore a fellow environmentalist in need my hero,13 +155185,557,83,(Office: INT. office - MORNING - continuous),395000,FALSE,NA,745,NA,Office,NA,NA,NA +155186,557,84,Lisa Simpson: Maxine Lombard.,395000,TRUE,9,745,Lisa Simpson,Office,Maxine Lombard.,maxine lombard,2 +155187,557,85,MAXINE LOMBARD: Charge the electric limo. We're going to Springfield.,416000,TRUE,6647,745,MAXINE LOMBARD,Office,Charge the electric limo. We're going to Springfield.,charge the electric limo were going to springfield,8 +155188,557,86,Aide: What about your cool down period?,420000,TRUE,652,745,Aide,Office,What about your cool down period?,what about your cool down period,6 +155189,557,87,MAXINE LOMBARD: (HEROIC) What about it?,421000,TRUE,6647,745,MAXINE LOMBARD,Office,What about it?,what about it,3 +155190,557,88,(Simpson Home: INT. SIMPSON HOuSE - LIVING ROOM - DAY),425000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155191,557,89,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING, OFFHAND) Lisa! Motorcade!",425000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa! Motorcade!,lisa motorcade,2 +155192,557,90,Lisa Simpson: Assemblywoman Lombard! You got my emails!,429000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Assemblywoman Lombard! You got my emails!,assemblywoman lombard you got my emails,6 +155193,557,91,"MAXINE LOMBARD: I'll go anywhere, anytime to defend our precious Bay Area values.",432000,TRUE,6647,5,MAXINE LOMBARD,Simpson Home,"I'll go anywhere, anytime to defend our precious Bay Area values.",ill go anywhere anytime to defend our precious bay area values,11 +155194,557,92,"MAXINE LOMBARD: Oh, terrible.",437000,TRUE,6647,5,MAXINE LOMBARD,Simpson Home,"Oh, terrible.",oh terrible,2 +155195,557,93,MAXINE LOMBARD: Just shocking. (BEAT) Does anybody have a baby we can hold near the flames?,439000,TRUE,6647,5,MAXINE LOMBARD,Simpson Home,Just shocking. Does anybody have a baby we can hold near the flames?,just shocking does anybody have a baby we can hold near the flames,13 +155196,557,94,Marge Simpson: I guess I do.,444000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess I do.,i guess i do,4 +155197,557,95,MAXINE LOMBARD: I'm gonna hit this Mr. Burns with a politician's most powerful weapon: an invitation to a committee hearing.,447000,TRUE,6647,5,MAXINE LOMBARD,Simpson Home,I'm gonna hit this Mr. Burns with a politician's most powerful weapon: an invitation to a committee hearing.,im gonna hit this mr burns with a politicians most powerful weapon an invitation to a committee hearing,18 +155198,557,96,(STATE CAPITOL BUILDING: INT. state CAPITOL BUILDING - HEARING ROOM - day),455000,FALSE,NA,4391,NA,STATE CAPITOL BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +155199,557,97,"MAXINE LOMBARD: Mr. Burns, do you admit that you illegally pumped toxic chemicals into the groundwater below Evergreen Terrace?",455000,TRUE,6647,4391,MAXINE LOMBARD,STATE CAPITOL BUILDING,"Mr. Burns, do you admit that you illegally pumped toxic chemicals into the groundwater below Evergreen Terrace?",mr burns do you admit that you illegally pumped toxic chemicals into the groundwater below evergreen terrace,17 +155200,557,98,C. Montgomery Burns: I don't recall.,465000,TRUE,15,4391,C. Montgomery Burns,STATE CAPITOL BUILDING,I don't recall.,i dont recall,3 +155201,557,99,"MAXINE LOMBARD: Mr. Burns, have you no regard for the life and health of your fellow human beings?",466000,TRUE,6647,4391,MAXINE LOMBARD,STATE CAPITOL BUILDING,"Mr. Burns, have you no regard for the life and health of your fellow human beings?",mr burns have you no regard for the life and health of your fellow human beings,16 +155202,557,100,C. Montgomery Burns: I don't recall.,474000,TRUE,15,4391,C. Montgomery Burns,STATE CAPITOL BUILDING,I don't recall.,i dont recall,3 +155203,557,101,"MAXINE LOMBARD: You can't drill underneath people's homes without their permission. As chairwoman of this committee on energy, natural resources, and blimp safety, your fracking operation is hereby shut down.",476000,TRUE,6647,4391,MAXINE LOMBARD,STATE CAPITOL BUILDING,"You can't drill underneath people's homes without their permission. As chairwoman of this committee on energy, natural resources, and blimp safety, your fracking operation is hereby shut down.",you cant drill underneath peoples homes without their permission as chairwoman of this committee on energy natural resources and blimp safety your fracking operation is hereby shut down,28 +155204,557,102,(MAXINE'S OFFICE: INT. MAXINE'S OFFICE - RECEPTION AREA - later),489000,FALSE,NA,4392,NA,MAXINE'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +155205,557,103,C. Montgomery Burns: I demand to see that capitalism-castrating suffragette this instant!,489000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,I demand to see that capitalism-castrating suffragette this instant!,i demand to see that capitalism-castrating suffragette this instant,9 +155206,557,104,C. Montgomery Burns: You haven't bested me! I will find a way to shatter that shale!,495000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,You haven't bested me! I will find a way to shatter that shale!,you havent bested me i will find a way to shatter that shale,13 +155207,557,105,MAXINE LOMBARD: What makes men like you think you can do whatever you want to our planet?,499000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,What makes men like you think you can do whatever you want to our planet?,what makes men like you think you can do whatever you want to our planet,15 +155208,557,106,C. Montgomery Burns: Maybe the planet wants a strong man to take her by the hand and lead her!,503000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,Maybe the planet wants a strong man to take her by the hand and lead her!,maybe the planet wants a strong man to take her by the hand and lead her,16 +155209,557,107,MAXINE LOMBARD: You don't know what the planet wants.,507000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,You don't know what the planet wants.,you dont know what the planet wants,7 +155210,557,108,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, and I suppose you do?",509000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,"Oh, and I suppose you do?",oh and i suppose you do,6 +155211,557,109,"MAXINE LOMBARD: The planet wants to be protected and nourished, and maybe even...",511000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,"The planet wants to be protected and nourished, and maybe even...",the planet wants to be protected and nourished and maybe even,11 +155212,557,110,C. Montgomery Burns: Kissed.,516000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,Kissed.,kissed,1 +155213,557,111,"C. Montgomery Burns: Wait a minute... I'm not having a stroke, am I?",525000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,"Wait a minute... I'm not having a stroke, am I?",wait a minute im not having a stroke am i,10 +155214,557,112,MAXINE LOMBARD: No. Am I?,528000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,No. Am I?,no am i,3 +155215,557,113,C. Montgomery Burns: I don't think so.,530000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,I don't think so.,i dont think so,4 +155216,557,114,"MAXINE LOMBARD: Oh, good.",531000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,"Oh, good.",oh good,2 +155217,557,115,(STATE CAPITOL BUILDING: ext. STATE CAPITOL BUILDING - ESTABLISHING - Dawn),547000,FALSE,NA,4391,NA,STATE CAPITOL BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +155218,557,116,(MAXINE'S OFFICE: int. Maxine's office - continuous),547000,FALSE,NA,4392,NA,MAXINE'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +155219,557,117,MAXINE LOMBARD: (GASPS),547000,FALSE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +155220,557,118,C. Montgomery Burns: (GASPS),547000,FALSE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,NA,NA,NA +155221,557,119,MAXINE LOMBARD: You!,547000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,You!,you,1 +155222,557,120,C. Montgomery Burns: Me?,547000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,Me?,me,1 +155223,557,121,MAXINE LOMBARD: This was all a mistake. An impulsive...,553000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,This was all a mistake. An impulsive...,this was all a mistake an impulsive,7 +155224,557,122,MAXINE LOMBARD: Knee-buckling...,556000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,Knee-buckling...,knee-buckling,1 +155225,557,123,MAXINE LOMBARD: Spanx-shredding mistake. (SIGHS) It was great.,558000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,Spanx-shredding mistake. It was great.,spanx-shredding mistake it was great,5 +155226,557,124,C. Montgomery Burns: Best I've ever had. And that includes... Nellie Taft.,563000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,Best I've ever had. And that includes... Nellie Taft.,best ive ever had and that includes nellie taft,9 +155227,557,125,"MAXINE LOMBARD: So, Monty, should we find a way to continue this purely passionate affair?",569000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,"So, Monty, should we find a way to continue this purely passionate affair?",so monty should we find a way to continue this purely passionate affair,13 +155228,557,126,C. Montgomery Burns: But you're a soft-hearted liberal!,574000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,But you're a soft-hearted liberal!,but youre a soft-hearted liberal,5 +155229,557,127,MAXINE LOMBARD: And you're a hard-hearted capitalist.,576000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,And you're a hard-hearted capitalist.,and youre a hard-hearted capitalist,5 +155230,557,128,MAXINE LOMBARD: (ALL BUSINESS) Now get out of my office.,583000,TRUE,6647,4392,MAXINE LOMBARD,MAXINE'S OFFICE,Now get out of my office.,now get out of my office,6 +155231,557,129,C. Montgomery Burns: As soon as I collect my things.,585000,TRUE,15,4392,C. Montgomery Burns,MAXINE'S OFFICE,As soon as I collect my things.,as soon as i collect my things,7 +155232,557,130,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: EXT. NUCLEAR PLANT - ESTABLISHING),593000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +155233,557,131,C. Montgomery Burns: If I want to resume fracking...,593000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,If I want to resume fracking...,if i want to resume fracking,6 +155234,557,132,"C. Montgomery Burns: I have to buy the mineral rights for every single parcel of land in Evergreen Terrace. To win people over, I'll need a salesman whose folksy façade masks a deep gusher of greed.",593000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I have to buy the mineral rights for every single parcel of land in Evergreen Terrace. To win people over, I'll need a salesman whose folksy façade masks a deep gusher of greed.",i have to buy the mineral rights for every single parcel of land in evergreen terrace to win people over ill need a salesman whose folksy façade masks a deep gusher of greed,33 +155235,557,133,C. Montgomery Burns: Congratulations Simpson. You're now my Chief Energy Innovation Marketing Officer.,615000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Congratulations Simpson. You're now my Chief Energy Innovation Marketing Officer.,congratulations simpson youre now my chief energy innovation marketing officer,10 +155236,557,134,Homer Simpson: (NO CLUE WHAT THIS MEANS) Woo-hoo!,615000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Woo-hoo!,woo-hoo,1 +155237,557,135,C. Montgomery Burns: All you've got to do is sell fracking to your friends and neighbors.,620000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,All you've got to do is sell fracking to your friends and neighbors.,all youve got to do is sell fracking to your friends and neighbors,13 +155238,557,136,"Homer Simpson: (WORRIED) Woo-hoo? I don't know... ""Fracking"" is one of those scary Lisa words.",624000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Woo-hoo? I don't know... ""Fracking"" is one of those scary Lisa words.",woo-hoo i dont know fracking is one of those scary lisa words,12 +155239,557,137,"C. Montgomery Burns: Bah! Fracking produces enough clean natural gas to make America independent of sheikhs, caliphs and... Scandinavians. Not to mention it doesn't create any of that awful worker-mutating nuclear waste.",628000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Bah! Fracking produces enough clean natural gas to make America independent of sheikhs, caliphs and... Scandinavians. Not to mention it doesn't create any of that awful worker-mutating nuclear waste.",bah fracking produces enough clean natural gas to make america independent of sheikhs caliphs and scandinavians not to mention it doesnt create any of that awful worker-mutating nuclear waste,29 +155240,557,138,"MUTANT CHARLIE: Homer, game starts in an hour. Don't forget to set your fantasy lineup.",639000,TRUE,6648,10,MUTANT CHARLIE,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Homer, game starts in an hour. Don't forget to set your fantasy lineup.",homer game starts in an hour dont forget to set your fantasy lineup,13 +155241,557,139,"Homer Simpson: (CASUAL) Thanks, Charlie. (THEN, TO MR. BURNS, INSPIRED) Maybe fracking isn't so bad.",643000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Thanks, Charlie. Maybe fracking isn't so bad.",thanks charlie maybe fracking isnt so bad,7 +155242,557,140,"C. Montgomery Burns: Then say yes to this raise, this promotion, and this flannel shirt which says ""I'm not screwing you over!""",647000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Then say yes to this raise, this promotion, and this flannel shirt which says ""I'm not screwing you over!""",then say yes to this raise this promotion and this flannel shirt which says im not screwing you over,19 +155243,557,141,(Simpson Home: Int. SimpsON HOUSE - kitchen - day),647000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155244,557,142,"Homer Simpson: (PRACTICING) I'm not screwing you over. No, uh... I'm not screwing you over. I'm not screwing you over.",647000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm not screwing you over. No, uh... I'm not screwing you over. I'm not screwing you over.",im not screwing you over no uh im not screwing you over im not screwing you over,17 +155245,557,143,"Bart Simpson: (TEARING UP) I'm so proud of you, poppa.",661000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm so proud of you, poppa.",im so proud of you poppa,6 +155246,557,144,(Skinner Home: int. skinner home - continuous),664000,FALSE,NA,455,NA,Skinner Home,NA,NA,NA +155247,557,145,Homer Simpson: (FOLKSY) Some folks will tell you that fracking's no good. But what they don't tell you is... hydraulic fracturing creates jobs.,664000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,Some folks will tell you that fracking's no good. But what they don't tell you is... hydraulic fracturing creates jobs.,some folks will tell you that frackings no good but what they dont tell you is hydraulic fracturing creates jobs,20 +155248,557,146,Homer Simpson: And all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings buying what you're selling: beer.,671000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,And all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings buying what you're selling: beer.,and all those new workers are gonna want to spend their earnings buying what youre selling beer,17 +155249,557,147,Homer Simpson: Authentic Italian food.,677000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,Authentic Italian food.,authentic italian food,3 +155250,557,148,Homer Simpson: Useless left-handed crap.,679000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,Useless left-handed crap.,useless left-handed crap,3 +155251,557,149,Homer Simpson: Magical nonsense.,681000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,Magical nonsense.,magical nonsense,2 +155252,557,150,Homer Simpson: Expensive toys for grownups they don't open or play with.,683000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,Expensive toys for grownups they don't open or play with.,expensive toys for grownups they dont open or play with,10 +155253,557,151,Homer Simpson: Pornography and nachos.,686000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,Pornography and nachos.,pornography and nachos,3 +155254,557,152,Homer Simpson: High-quality Spanish language programming.,688000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,High-quality Spanish language programming.,high-quality spanish language programming,4 +155255,557,153,Homer Simpson: High-quality methamphetamines.,690000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,High-quality methamphetamines.,high-quality methamphetamines,2 +155256,557,154,"Homer Simpson: (QUICKLY TO MARGE) Laundry. (TO LISA) Homework. (TO BART) Pranks. (TO MAGGIE, DOG AND CAT) Poop, poop and poop.",693000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Laundry. Homework. Pranks. Poop, poop and poop.",laundry homework pranks poop poop and poop,7 +155257,557,155,Marge Simpson: But our water was on fire.,696000,TRUE,1,455,Marge Simpson,Skinner Home,But our water was on fire.,but our water was on fire,6 +155258,557,156,Lisa Simpson: (DISGUSTED) How could you sell fracking for Mr. Burns?,699000,TRUE,9,455,Lisa Simpson,Skinner Home,How could you sell fracking for Mr. Burns?,how could you sell fracking for mr burns,8 +155259,557,157,"Homer Simpson: Because I've never gotten a promotion before. Once I thought I had, but it turned out to be a beautifully-worded firing. So judge me all you want.",702000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Because I've never gotten a promotion before. Once I thought I had, but it turned out to be a beautifully-worded firing. So judge me all you want.",because ive never gotten a promotion before once i thought i had but it turned out to be a beautifully-worded firing so judge me all you want,27 +155260,557,158,Lisa Simpson: I am judging you.,704000,TRUE,9,455,Lisa Simpson,Skinner Home,I am judging you.,i am judging you,4 +155261,557,159,"Homer Simpson: Good, judge away.",711000,TRUE,2,455,Homer Simpson,Skinner Home,"Good, judge away.",good judge away,3 +155262,557,160,Lisa Simpson: Judge-judge-judge--,713000,TRUE,9,455,Lisa Simpson,Skinner Home,Judge-judge-judge--,judge-judge-judge--,1 +155263,557,161,(Channel 6 News Desk: INT. CHANNEL 6 NEWS DESK - DAY),718000,FALSE,NA,4150,NA,Channel 6 News Desk,NA,NA,NA +155264,557,162,Kent Brockman: Pumping frack cash... it's a gas cash blast?,718000,TRUE,211,4150,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 News Desk,Pumping frack cash... it's a gas cash blast?,pumping frack cash its a gas cash blast,8 +155265,557,163,Kent Brockman: Residents of Evergreen Terrace are undecided whether to sell their mineral rights to Mr. Burns.,722000,TRUE,211,4150,Kent Brockman,Channel 6 News Desk,Residents of Evergreen Terrace are undecided whether to sell their mineral rights to Mr. Burns.,residents of evergreen terrace are undecided whether to sell their mineral rights to mr burns,15 +155266,557,164,"MAXINE LOMBARD: Mr. Burns is a vampire, sucking the life blood of this town and lining his coffin with cash.",728000,TRUE,6647,4150,MAXINE LOMBARD,Channel 6 News Desk,"Mr. Burns is a vampire, sucking the life blood of this town and lining his coffin with cash.",mr burns is a vampire sucking the life blood of this town and lining his coffin with cash,18 +155267,557,165,(UPSCALE HOTEL ROOM: int. upscale hotel room - continuous),735000,FALSE,NA,4393,NA,UPSCALE HOTEL ROOM,NA,NA,NA +155268,557,166,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh Maxine, no one insults me in a sound bite the way you do.",735000,TRUE,15,4393,C. Montgomery Burns,UPSCALE HOTEL ROOM,"Oh Maxine, no one insults me in a sound bite the way you do.",oh maxine no one insults me in a sound bite the way you do,14 +155269,557,167,"MAXINE LOMBARD: Oh, Monty. You're such a sexy little Nosferatu.",739000,TRUE,6647,4393,MAXINE LOMBARD,UPSCALE HOTEL ROOM,"Oh, Monty. You're such a sexy little Nosferatu.",oh monty youre such a sexy little nosferatu,8 +155270,557,168,C. Montgomery Burns: Same time tomorrow night? (PLAYFUL LAUGH) I'll bring the oxygen!,743000,TRUE,15,4393,C. Montgomery Burns,UPSCALE HOTEL ROOM,Same time tomorrow night? I'll bring the oxygen!,same time tomorrow night ill bring the oxygen,8 +155271,557,169,MAXINE LOMBARD: (FLIRTY) Better bring two tanks.,747000,TRUE,6647,4393,MAXINE LOMBARD,UPSCALE HOTEL ROOM,Better bring two tanks.,better bring two tanks,4 +155272,557,170,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - night - establishing),750000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155273,557,171,"Professor Jonathan Frink: And so, we see a clear correlation between industrial hydro-compounds and water table contamination well outside the (DRAMATIC) margin of error.",750000,TRUE,442,3,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Elementary School,"And so, we see a clear correlation between industrial hydro-compounds and water table contamination well outside the margin of error.",and so we see a clear correlation between industrial hydro-compounds and water table contamination well outside the margin of error,20 +155274,557,172,Gary Chalmers: Mr. Simpson? Rebuttal?,764000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Mr. Simpson? Rebuttal?,mr simpson rebuttal,3 +155275,557,173,"Homer Simpson: (CLEARS THROAT, QUICKLY) Everyone who signs over their mineral rights to Mr. Burns gets five thousand dollars!",767000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Everyone who signs over their mineral rights to Mr. Burns gets five thousand dollars!,everyone who signs over their mineral rights to mr burns gets five thousand dollars,14 +155276,557,174,Carl Carlson: (EXCITED NOISES) Five thousand smackers?,772000,TRUE,170,3,Carl Carlson,Springfield Elementary School,Five thousand smackers?,five thousand smackers,3 +155277,557,175,Moe Szyslak: Money is like a job you don't even have to do!,773000,TRUE,17,3,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Elementary School,Money is like a job you don't even have to do!,money is like a job you dont even have to do,11 +155278,557,176,Bumblebee Man: (WHILE SIGNING) Aye dinero!,780000,TRUE,908,3,Bumblebee Man,Springfield Elementary School,Aye dinero!,aye dinero,2 +155279,557,177,Disco Stu: (WHILE SIGNING) Signing Stu!,781000,TRUE,1867,3,Disco Stu,Springfield Elementary School,Signing Stu!,signing stu,2 +155280,557,178,Professor Jonathan Frink: I think my arguments were more cogent (FRINK NOISE)!,787000,TRUE,442,3,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Elementary School,I think my arguments were more cogent !,i think my arguments were more cogent,7 +155281,557,179,Lisa Simpson: WHAT!?!?,790000,TRUE,9,3,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,WHAT!?!?,what,1 +155282,557,180,Professor Jonathan Frink: COGENT (FRINK NOISE)!,791000,TRUE,442,3,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Elementary School,COGENT !,cogent,1 +155283,557,181,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear plant - burns' office - day),795000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +155284,557,182,"Homer Simpson: Mr. Burns, we did it! Everyone in the neighborhood sold us their gas rights.",795000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Mr. Burns, we did it! Everyone in the neighborhood sold us their gas rights.",mr burns we did it everyone in the neighborhood sold us their gas rights,14 +155285,557,183,Homer Simpson: (LEADING) Excellent?,803000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Excellent?,excellent,1 +155286,557,184,Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) Well... one.,812000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Well... one.,well one,2 +155287,557,185,"C. Montgomery Burns: I have embarked on a ""beneficial friendship"" with a woman with whom I have nothing in common. Her opinions are abhorrent to me. But the passion... well, look at these racy texts she sends me.",814000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I have embarked on a ""beneficial friendship"" with a woman with whom I have nothing in common. Her opinions are abhorrent to me. But the passion... well, look at these racy texts she sends me.",i have embarked on a beneficial friendship with a woman with whom i have nothing in common her opinions are abhorrent to me but the passion well look at these racy texts she sends me,35 +155288,557,186,Homer Simpson: (TURNED ON) Oh baby...,830000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Oh baby...,oh baby,2 +155289,557,187,"Homer Simpson: (THINKS) Well, I'm no Carl when it comes to this stuff. But I ain't no Lenny neither. And I would say... no matter how much you try to keep things casual, someone always gets hurt.",837000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, I'm no Carl when it comes to this stuff. But I ain't no Lenny neither. And I would say... no matter how much you try to keep things casual, someone always gets hurt.",well im no carl when it comes to this stuff but i aint no lenny neither and i would say no matter how much you try to keep things casual someone always gets hurt,34 +155290,557,188,C. Montgomery Burns: Hmm... Well then I must harden my heart against such an outcome.,848000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hmm... Well then I must harden my heart against such an outcome.,hmm well then i must harden my heart against such an outcome,12 +155291,557,189,Homer Simpson: (FALLING) Glad I could be of help...,860000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Glad I could be of help...,glad i could be of help,6 +155292,557,190,(FRACKING BUILDING: ext. FRACKING building - DAY - establishing),865000,FALSE,NA,4394,NA,FRACKING BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +155293,557,191,Mayor Joe Quimby: Do you have the signed gas leases?,865000,TRUE,240,4394,Mayor Joe Quimby,FRACKING BUILDING,Do you have the signed gas leases?,do you have the signed gas leases,7 +155294,557,192,C. Montgomery Burns: Hold on. This feels light. (WORRIED) One of these deeds is missing a signature.,870000,TRUE,15,4394,C. Montgomery Burns,FRACKING BUILDING,Hold on. This feels light. One of these deeds is missing a signature.,hold on this feels light one of these deeds is missing a signature,13 +155295,557,193,C. Montgomery Burns: The gas rights transfer form for 742 Evergreen Terrace was never signed by Marge Simpson!,877000,TRUE,15,4394,C. Montgomery Burns,FRACKING BUILDING,The gas rights transfer form for 742 Evergreen Terrace was never signed by Marge Simpson!,the gas rights transfer form for 742 evergreen terrace was never signed by marge simpson,15 +155296,557,194,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) Marge? Why didn't you sign?,884000,TRUE,2,4394,Homer Simpson,FRACKING BUILDING,Marge? Why didn't you sign?,marge why didnt you sign,5 +155297,557,195,Marge Simpson: Our water was on fire!,886000,TRUE,1,4394,Marge Simpson,FRACKING BUILDING,Our water was on fire!,our water was on fire,5 +155298,557,196,"Mayor Joe Quimby: I'm sorry, but the law states that unless every single resident sells their rights, Burns can't frack drop one.",889000,TRUE,240,4394,Mayor Joe Quimby,FRACKING BUILDING,"I'm sorry, but the law states that unless every single resident sells their rights, Burns can't frack drop one.",im sorry but the law states that unless every single resident sells their rights burns cant frack drop one,19 +155299,557,197,Crowd: (UPSET GASP),889000,FALSE,75,4394,Crowd,FRACKING BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +155300,557,198,Lenny Leonard: I was counting on that money to pay for my other calf implant!,899000,TRUE,165,4394,Lenny Leonard,FRACKING BUILDING,I was counting on that money to pay for my other calf implant!,i was counting on that money to pay for my other calf implant,13 +155301,557,199,Seymour Skinner: I already felt the pride of energy independence!,903000,TRUE,3,4394,Seymour Skinner,FRACKING BUILDING,I already felt the pride of energy independence!,i already felt the pride of energy independence,8 +155302,557,200,Homer Simpson: Marge Simpson... I'm as mad at you as you usually are at me.,908000,TRUE,2,4394,Homer Simpson,FRACKING BUILDING,Marge Simpson... I'm as mad at you as you usually are at me.,marge simpson im as mad at you as you usually are at me,13 +155303,557,201,Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),908000,FALSE,1,4394,Marge Simpson,FRACKING BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +155304,557,202,"MAXINE LOMBARD: Cheer up, Monty. All you lost was money, but what you get is... me.",920000,TRUE,6647,4394,MAXINE LOMBARD,FRACKING BUILDING,"Cheer up, Monty. All you lost was money, but what you get is... me.",cheer up monty all you lost was money but what you get is me,14 +155305,557,203,"C. Montgomery Burns: ""All I lost was money?"" Let me make one thing perfectly clear -- our dalliance meant nothing to me! You were but a sprig of parsley garnishing my beefsteak, and now I cast you aside for the busboys to gnaw upon! Consider this ill-conceived affair terminated!",931000,TRUE,15,4394,C. Montgomery Burns,FRACKING BUILDING,"""All I lost was money?"" Let me make one thing perfectly clear -- our dalliance meant nothing to me! You were but a sprig of parsley garnishing my beefsteak, and now I cast you aside for the busboys to gnaw upon! Consider this ill-conceived affair terminated!",all i lost was money let me make one thing perfectly clear -- our dalliance meant nothing to me you were but a sprig of parsley garnishing my beefsteak and now i cast you aside for the busboys to gnaw upon consider this ill-conceived affair terminated,46 +155306,557,204,MAXINE LOMBARD: (GASPS),931000,FALSE,6647,4394,MAXINE LOMBARD,FRACKING BUILDING,NA,NA,NA +155307,557,205,Waylon Smithers: (PLEASED SNICKER) I played this just perfectly.,953000,TRUE,14,4394,Waylon Smithers,FRACKING BUILDING,I played this just perfectly.,i played this just perfectly,5 +155308,557,206,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSONS HOUSE - DAY - ESTABLISHING),960000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155309,557,207,"Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, great. Great, Marge. Great work. Thanks to you, Springfield will never be a natural gas boom town. And like all boom towns it would have lasted forever.",960000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh yeah, great. Great, Marge. Great work. Thanks to you, Springfield will never be a natural gas boom town. And like all boom towns it would have lasted forever.",oh yeah great great marge great work thanks to you springfield will never be a natural gas boom town and like all boom towns it would have lasted forever,29 +155652,558,284,NDND: Here they are.,1192000,TRUE,6664,4401,NDND,OMICRON PERSEI 8,Here they are.,here they are,3 +155310,557,208,Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) Our water was on fire.,970000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Our water was on fire.,our water was on fire,5 +155311,557,209,"Homer Simpson: (DISGUSTED) Was on fire. Was. (BEAT) I finally get a job I was good at, and now I have to give it up.",973000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Was on fire. Was. I finally get a job I was good at, and now I have to give it up.",was on fire was i finally get a job i was good at and now i have to give it up,21 +155312,557,210,(Burns Manor: EXT. BURNS' MANSION - front door - later),982000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +155313,557,211,"C. Montgomery Burns: So, you've come begging not to be fired? (CALLING) Smithers, turn my back on this man. Maximum huff!",982000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"So, you've come begging not to be fired? Smithers, turn my back on this man. Maximum huff!",so youve come begging not to be fired smithers turn my back on this man maximum huff,17 +155314,557,212,"Homer Simpson: Wait, Mr. Burns! I'm here to man up -- it was all my wife's fault! (SIGHS) Sometimes I think she and I have nothing in common.",990000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"Wait, Mr. Burns! I'm here to man up -- it was all my wife's fault! Sometimes I think she and I have nothing in common.",wait mr burns im here to man up -- it was all my wifes fault sometimes i think she and i have nothing in common,25 +155315,557,213,"C. Montgomery Burns: Nothing in common, eh? Tell me more...",998000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Nothing in common, eh? Tell me more...",nothing in common eh tell me more,7 +155316,557,214,"Homer Simpson: Marge likes sushi, I like gum that squirts in your mouth. She's into romantic comedies, I like movies where there's only one day a year when murder is legal. Yep, Marge and I see the world in totally different ways.",1001000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"Marge likes sushi, I like gum that squirts in your mouth. She's into romantic comedies, I like movies where there's only one day a year when murder is legal. Yep, Marge and I see the world in totally different ways.",marge likes sushi i like gum that squirts in your mouth shes into romantic comedies i like movies where theres only one day a year when murder is legal yep marge and i see the world in totally different ways,40 +155317,557,215,"C. Montgomery Burns: (SHORT LAUGH) Different, exactly. That's why I had to give my woman the old heave-ho.",1013000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Different, exactly. That's why I had to give my woman the old heave-ho.",different exactly thats why i had to give my woman the old heave-ho,13 +155318,557,216,Homer Simpson: So you don't miss that politics lady at all?,1018000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,So you don't miss that politics lady at all?,so you dont miss that politics lady at all,9 +155319,557,217,C. Montgomery Burns: Not for one Chinese second! And I'm sure she's forgotten all about me.,1021000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Not for one Chinese second! And I'm sure she's forgotten all about me.,not for one chinese second and im sure shes forgotten all about me,13 +155320,557,218,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),1021000,FALSE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +155321,557,219,Homer Simpson: (GASP) Killdozers.,1028000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,Killdozers.,killdozers,1 +155322,557,220,"C. Montgomery Burns: Whatever are you doing, man?",1029000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Whatever are you doing, man?",whatever are you doing man,5 +155323,557,221,Wiseguy: We're tearing down this place and putting up a recycling center slash Native American history museum slash Condor sanctuary.,1031000,TRUE,514,53,Wiseguy,Burns Manor,We're tearing down this place and putting up a recycling center slash Native American history museum slash Condor sanctuary.,were tearing down this place and putting up a recycling center slash native american history museum slash condor sanctuary,19 +155324,557,222,C. Montgomery Burns: (THINKS) A project this bloated and ill thought-out could only be the work of an angry liberal... (GASPS) Maxine!,1040000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,A project this bloated and ill thought-out could only be the work of an angry liberal... Maxine!,a project this bloated and ill thought-out could only be the work of an angry liberal maxine,17 +155325,557,223,C. Montgomery Burns: (TO HOMER) My ex is using the thing I hate most against me... big government!,1047000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,My ex is using the thing I hate most against me... big government!,my ex is using the thing i hate most against me big government,13 +155326,557,224,C. Montgomery Burns: Stop this ribbon cutting! This is private property!,1054000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Stop this ribbon cutting! This is private property!,stop this ribbon cutting this is private property,8 +155327,557,225,"MAXINE LOMBARD: (COLD) What's the matter Mr. Burns, never heard of eminent domain?",1057000,TRUE,6647,53,MAXINE LOMBARD,Burns Manor,"What's the matter Mr. Burns, never heard of eminent domain?",whats the matter mr burns never heard of eminent domain,10 +155328,557,226,C. Montgomery Burns: You're just doing this to get back at me for dumping you!,1062000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,You're just doing this to get back at me for dumping you!,youre just doing this to get back at me for dumping you,12 +155329,557,227,MAXINE LOMBARD: That is ridiculous.,1064000,TRUE,6647,53,MAXINE LOMBARD,Burns Manor,That is ridiculous.,that is ridiculous,3 +155330,557,228,C. Montgomery Burns: (GASPS) The Antonin Scalia bedroom!,1072000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,The Antonin Scalia bedroom!,the antonin scalia bedroom,4 +155331,557,229,BEARDED MAN: It's a national public radio broadcast center now.,1074000,TRUE,3714,53,BEARDED MAN,Burns Manor,It's a national public radio broadcast center now.,its a national public radio broadcast center now,8 +155332,557,230,C. Montgomery Burns: Who are you?,1077000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Who are you?,who are you,3 +155333,557,231,"BEARDED MAN: I'm Robert Siegel and this is ""All Things Considered.""",1079000,TRUE,3714,53,BEARDED MAN,Burns Manor,"I'm Robert Siegel and this is ""All Things Considered.""",im robert siegel and this is all things considered,9 +155334,557,232,"C. Montgomery Burns: Stop laying about, you! There's work to be done.",1090000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Stop laying about, you! There's work to be done.",stop laying about you theres work to be done,9 +155335,557,233,Homer Simpson: (GROGGY MOAN) Gravy Thursday.,1093000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,Gravy Thursday.,gravy thursday,2 +155397,558,29,Mayor Joe Quimby: Even God hates jazz!,136000,TRUE,240,493,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Square,Even God hates jazz!,even god hates jazz,4 +155336,557,234,"C. Montgomery Burns: If that woman thinks she's been scorned now, she ain't seen nothing yet...",1096000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"If that woman thinks she's been scorned now, she ain't seen nothing yet...",if that woman thinks shes been scorned now she aint seen nothing yet,13 +155337,557,235,(FRACKING SITE: ext. fracking site - later),1110000,FALSE,NA,4395,NA,FRACKING SITE,NA,NA,NA +155338,557,236,C. Montgomery Burns: It's fracking time!,1110000,TRUE,15,4395,C. Montgomery Burns,FRACKING SITE,It's fracking time!,its fracking time,3 +155339,557,237,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BACKYARD - CONTINUOUS),1128000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155340,557,238,Milhouse Van Houten: (PAINED NOISE),1128000,FALSE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155341,557,239,Marge Simpson: (BEING SHAKEN) Is one of the side effects of fracking earthquakes?,1128000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Is one of the side effects of fracking earthquakes?,is one of the side effects of fracking earthquakes,9 +155342,557,240,Lisa Simpson: (BEING SHAKEN) Y-e-e-e-s.,1132000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Y-e-e-e-s.,y-e-e-e-s,1 +155343,557,241,(Evergreen Terrace: ext. evergreen terrace - continuous),1138000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +155344,557,242,MAXINE LOMBARD: What are you doing? You're destroying this neighborhood!,1138000,TRUE,6647,410,MAXINE LOMBARD,Evergreen Terrace,What are you doing? You're destroying this neighborhood!,what are you doing youre destroying this neighborhood,8 +155345,557,243,C. Montgomery Burns: Just like you destroyed my mansion.,1141000,TRUE,15,410,C. Montgomery Burns,Evergreen Terrace,Just like you destroyed my mansion.,just like you destroyed my mansion,6 +155346,557,244,"MAXINE LOMBARD: I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster!",1144000,TRUE,6647,410,MAXINE LOMBARD,Evergreen Terrace,"I don't know what I ever saw in you, you planet-ruining monster!",i dont know what i ever saw in you you planet-ruining monster,12 +155347,557,245,"C. Montgomery Burns: Likewise, you planet-saving succubus!",1149000,TRUE,15,410,C. Montgomery Burns,Evergreen Terrace,"Likewise, you planet-saving succubus!",likewise you planet-saving succubus,4 +155348,557,246,Marge Simpson: Homer! Turn off that horrible machine!,1154000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Homer! Turn off that horrible machine!,homer turn off that horrible machine,6 +155349,557,247,"Homer Simpson: You don't know anything about hydraulic fracturing! You've just been brainwashed by liberal TV shows who use ""fracking"" as an easy bad guy. But it can save this country!",1158000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,"You don't know anything about hydraulic fracturing! You've just been brainwashed by liberal TV shows who use ""fracking"" as an easy bad guy. But it can save this country!",you dont know anything about hydraulic fracturing youve just been brainwashed by liberal tv shows who use fracking as an easy bad guy but it can save this country,29 +155350,557,248,Marge Simpson: Our. Water. Was. On. Fire!,1169000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Our. Water. Was. On. Fire!,our water was on fire,5 +155351,557,249,Homer Simpson: Wait... I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great. But the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns!,1174000,TRUE,2,410,Homer Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,Wait... I finally get what you're saying. Fracking is great. But the only place it should ever happen is in other people's towns!,wait i finally get what youre saying fracking is great but the only place it should ever happen is in other peoples towns,23 +155352,557,250,Marge Simpson: You always do the right thing... sort of.,1204000,TRUE,1,410,Marge Simpson,Evergreen Terrace,You always do the right thing... sort of.,you always do the right thing sort of,8 +155353,557,251,"C. Montgomery Burns: What is he doing? He was furious at that woman, now he's embracing her. He told me himself they had nothing in common!",1209000,TRUE,15,410,C. Montgomery Burns,Evergreen Terrace,"What is he doing? He was furious at that woman, now he's embracing her. He told me himself they had nothing in common!",what is he doing he was furious at that woman now hes embracing her he told me himself they had nothing in common,23 +155354,557,252,MAXINE LOMBARD: Nothing except passion.,1215000,TRUE,6647,410,MAXINE LOMBARD,Evergreen Terrace,Nothing except passion.,nothing except passion,3 +155355,557,253,"C. Montgomery Burns: I was a fool to break up with you, Maxine.",1217000,TRUE,15,410,C. Montgomery Burns,Evergreen Terrace,"I was a fool to break up with you, Maxine.",i was a fool to break up with you maxine,10 +155356,557,254,MAXINE LOMBARD: I'm sorry I turned your home into a liberal paradise.,1223000,TRUE,6647,410,MAXINE LOMBARD,Evergreen Terrace,I'm sorry I turned your home into a liberal paradise.,im sorry i turned your home into a liberal paradise,10 +155357,557,255,"C. Montgomery Burns: You think we could make ""us"" work?",1226000,TRUE,15,410,C. Montgomery Burns,Evergreen Terrace,"You think we could make ""us"" work?",you think we could make us work,7 +155358,557,256,MAXINE LOMBARD: I don't know... we're pretty different.,1229000,TRUE,6647,410,MAXINE LOMBARD,Evergreen Terrace,I don't know... we're pretty different.,i dont know were pretty different,6 +155359,557,257,"C. Montgomery Burns: But we've got passion, and as long as we've got that, our lives will never get boring.",1232000,TRUE,15,410,C. Montgomery Burns,Evergreen Terrace,"But we've got passion, and as long as we've got that, our lives will never get boring.",but weve got passion and as long as weve got that our lives will never get boring,17 +155360,557,258,(Burns Manor: EXT. BURNS MANOR - ESTABLISHING - later),1241000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +155361,557,259,(BURNS BEDROOM: int. burns bedroom - continuous),1241000,FALSE,NA,898,NA,BURNS BEDROOM,NA,NA,NA +155362,557,260,(Burns's Bedroom: INT. BURNS' BEDROOM - MORNING - AS CREDITS RUN),1241000,FALSE,NA,898,NA,Burns's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +155363,557,261,MAXINE: What color drawer pulls did you want -- nickel or brushed nickel?,1241000,TRUE,6649,898,MAXINE,Burns's Bedroom,What color drawer pulls did you want -- nickel or brushed nickel?,what color drawer pulls did you want -- nickel or brushed nickel,12 +155364,557,262,"C. Montgomery Burns: (SIGHS) I wish we had bought the more expensive theater tickets. I'll never see anything in row ""BB"".",1280000,TRUE,15,898,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Bedroom,"I wish we had bought the more expensive theater tickets. I'll never see anything in row ""BB"".",i wish we had bought the more expensive theater tickets ill never see anything in row bb,17 +155398,558,30,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - NIGHT),139000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155365,557,263,MAXINE: There's a sale on lawn furniture at the Lawns Plus.,1288000,TRUE,6649,898,MAXINE,Burns's Bedroom,There's a sale on lawn furniture at the Lawns Plus.,theres a sale on lawn furniture at the lawns plus,10 +155366,557,264,"C. Montgomery Burns: Why are all cars black or grey now? It's like if you see a red one, it's a big deal.",1294000,TRUE,15,898,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Bedroom,"Why are all cars black or grey now? It's like if you see a red one, it's a big deal.",why are all cars black or grey now its like if you see a red one its a big deal,20 +155367,557,265,MAXINE: I'm thinking about wearing a watch again.,1304000,TRUE,6649,898,MAXINE,Burns's Bedroom,I'm thinking about wearing a watch again.,im thinking about wearing a watch again,7 +155368,558,0,HEDONISMBOT: Wiggle in. Get comfortable. (SEDUCTIVE NOISE),8000,TRUE,6650,NA,HEDONISMBOT,NA,Wiggle in. Get comfortable.,wiggle in get comfortable,4 +155369,558,1,"Homer Simpson: Hey, a couch is a couch.",9000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,"Hey, a couch is a couch.",hey a couch is a couch,6 +155370,558,2,Homer Simpson: (RELAXING SOUNDS / PLEASED SOUNDS),9000,FALSE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,NA,NA,NA +155371,558,3,Homer Simpson: (VIBRATING NOISES OF PLEASURE),9000,FALSE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,NA,NA,NA +155372,558,4,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,24000,TRUE,2,NA,Homer Simpson,NA,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +155373,558,5,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. Springfield elementary - establishing - day),38000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155374,558,6,"Seymour Skinner: Students, each one of you has been assigned the mandatory honor of contributing to the Springfield Time Capsule...where your arcana will lie dormant until the thirty-first century...and...",38000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Students, each one of you has been assigned the mandatory honor of contributing to the Springfield Time Capsule...where your arcana will lie dormant until the thirty-first century...and...",students each one of you has been assigned the mandatory honor of contributing to the springfield time capsulewhere your arcana will lie dormant until the thirty-first centuryand,27 +155375,558,7,"Gary Chalmers: By the time you finish talking, we're gonna be opening this damn capsule.",49000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"By the time you finish talking, we're gonna be opening this damn capsule.",by the time you finish talking were gonna be opening this damn capsule,13 +155376,558,8,Seymour Skinner: (QUICKLY) Right. Time capsule. Nelson. Give me something.,55000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Right. Time capsule. Nelson. Give me something.,right time capsule nelson give me something,7 +155377,558,9,Nelson Muntz: I brought a picture of my Dad!,57000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,I brought a picture of my Dad!,i brought a picture of my dad,7 +155378,558,10,Nelson Muntz: He's still at large... in my heart.,59000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,He's still at large... in my heart.,hes still at large in my heart,7 +155379,558,11,Milhouse Van Houten: I brought my lucky rabbit's foot. I can have good luck without it.,63000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I brought my lucky rabbit's foot. I can have good luck without it.,i brought my lucky rabbits foot i can have good luck without it,13 +155380,558,12,Milhouse Van Houten: Ow!,68000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Ow!,ow,1 +155381,558,13,Nelson Muntz: Wish we could put this moment in the time capsule.,69000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Wish we could put this moment in the time capsule.,wish we could put this moment in the time capsule,10 +155382,558,14,Gary Chalmers: Consider it done.,72000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Consider it done.,consider it done,3 +155383,558,15,"Seymour Skinner: (WEARY SIGH) How about you, Bart? Let me guess, you forgot to bring something.",77000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"How about you, Bart? Let me guess, you forgot to bring something.",how about you bart let me guess you forgot to bring something,12 +155384,558,16,Bart Simpson: (STALLING FOR TIME) I'm offended you think I forgot. Let's see...,81000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,I'm offended you think I forgot. Let's see...,im offended you think i forgot lets see,8 +155385,558,17,Bart Simpson: Ta-da!,86000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Ta-da!,ta-da,1 +155386,558,18,"Gary Chalmers: (PEEVED) Listen boy, this is the only legacy you'll ever leave.",88000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Listen boy, this is the only legacy you'll ever leave.",listen boy this is the only legacy youll ever leave,10 +155387,558,19,Bart Simpson: Better make this count. (NOSE-BLOWING SOUND),91000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Better make this count.,better make this count,4 +155388,558,20,(Simpson Kitchen: Int. Simpson kitchen - continuous),95000,FALSE,NA,140,NA,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +155389,558,21,Marge Simpson: (PSYCHICALLY AWARE) My sandwich!,95000,TRUE,1,140,Marge Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,My sandwich!,my sandwich,2 +155390,558,22,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES),95000,FALSE,8,140,Bart Simpson,Simpson Kitchen,NA,NA,NA +155391,558,23,(Springfield Town Square: ext. town square - a few days later),98000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +155392,558,24,"Mayor Joe Quimby: And so a thousand years from now, this capsule will be opened by some future Mayor Quimby.",98000,TRUE,240,493,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Square,"And so a thousand years from now, this capsule will be opened by some future Mayor Quimby.",and so a thousand years from now this capsule will be opened by some future mayor quimby,17 +155393,558,25,C. Montgomery Burns: (NERVOUS) That-that could be anyone's ooze!,111000,TRUE,15,493,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Town Square,That-that could be anyone's ooze!,that-that could be anyones ooze,5 +155394,558,26,C. Montgomery Burns: (UNEASY NOISE),111000,FALSE,15,493,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +155395,558,27,Groundskeeper Willie: There.,123000,TRUE,404,493,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Town Square,There.,there,1 +155396,558,28,"Mayor Joe Quimby: And now, to help secure the jazz vote...Liser Simpson will play her saxophone.",125000,TRUE,240,493,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Square,"And now, to help secure the jazz vote...Liser Simpson will play her saxophone.",and now to help secure the jazz voteliser simpson will play her saxophone,13 +155399,558,31,"Kent Brockman: A mysterious electrical storm is currently wreaking havoc with our studio. (READING TELEPROMPTER) But I'm not one of those brainless dolts who mindlessly reads a teleprompterrrrr, error four-oh-one, backslash backslash, colon, reset C-drive, shutting down!",139000,TRUE,211,5,Kent Brockman,Simpson Home,"A mysterious electrical storm is currently wreaking havoc with our studio. But I'm not one of those brainless dolts who mindlessly reads a teleprompterrrrr, error four-oh-one, backslash backslash, colon, reset C-drive, shutting down!",a mysterious electrical storm is currently wreaking havoc with our studio but im not one of those brainless dolts who mindlessly reads a teleprompterrrrr error four-oh-one backslash backslash colon reset c-drive shutting down,33 +155400,558,32,"Bender: (DOPPLER FALLING NOISE, HITS HARD)",139000,FALSE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155401,558,33,Homer Simpson: What the hell was that?!,160000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the hell was that?!,what the hell was that,5 +155402,558,34,Lisa Simpson: Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.,160000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Probably just another piece of America's space junk falling out of orbit.,probably just another piece of americas space junk falling out of orbit,12 +155403,558,35,Bart Simpson: Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.,164000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Remember when this country didn't suck? 'Cause I don't.,remember when this country didnt suck cause i dont,9 +155404,558,36,"Bender: (GLUG-GLUG NOISES, THEN BELCH)",164000,FALSE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155405,558,37,Marge Simpson: Homer! Homer. I think there's someone downstairs.,177000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer! Homer. I think there's someone downstairs.,homer homer i think theres someone downstairs,7 +155406,558,38,"Homer Simpson: Relax, Marge. It's probably just Homer comin' home late from Moe's. (CHEESY SMILE)",180000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Relax, Marge. It's probably just Homer comin' home late from Moe's.",relax marge its probably just homer comin home late from moes,11 +155407,558,39,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE) The eyes in that picture are following me.,190000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,The eyes in that picture are following me.,the eyes in that picture are following me,8 +155408,558,40,"Bart Simpson: Uh, that's a mirror.",193000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Uh, that's a mirror.",uh thats a mirror,4 +155409,558,41,Homer Simpson: Isn't all great art kind of a mirror?,195000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Isn't all great art kind of a mirror?,isnt all great art kind of a mirror,8 +155410,558,42,"Homer Simpson: We'd better send the dog down. (TO SANTA'S LITTLE HELPER) Come on. Here's your chance to protect us, boy. Come on.",202000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"We'd better send the dog down. Come on. Here's your chance to protect us, boy. Come on.",wed better send the dog down come on heres your chance to protect us boy come on,17 +155411,558,43,"Santa's Little Helper: (GROWLS, THEN BITING NOISE)",202000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155412,558,44,Homer Simpson: Stupid dog!,209000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stupid dog!,stupid dog,2 +155413,558,45,"Bart Simpson: (GROWLS, THEN BITING NOISE)",209000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155414,558,46,Homer Simpson: (BITTEN NOISE),209000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155415,558,47,Bender: Ow!,216000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,Ow!,ow,1 +155416,558,48,"Homer Simpson: We'll have to set a trap, bait. I mean, Bart.",220000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"We'll have to set a trap, bait. I mean, Bart.",well have to set a trap bait i mean bart,10 +155417,558,49,"Homer Simpson: (CALLING DOWNSTAIRS) All set. When he starts gnawing at you, I'll whack him with this broom.",231000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"All set. When he starts gnawing at you, I'll whack him with this broom.",all set when he starts gnawing at you ill whack him with this broom,14 +155418,558,50,Bart Simpson: (GASP),231000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155419,558,51,Bender: (MILDLY INTERESTED NOISE),231000,FALSE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155420,558,52,Bender: (VERY INTRIGUED NOISE),231000,FALSE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155421,558,53,Homer Simpson: Don't drink my loved ones!,242000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Don't drink my loved ones!,dont drink my loved ones,5 +155422,558,54,Bender: (BIG PAINED GRUNT),242000,FALSE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155423,558,55,Bender: Bite my shiny metal ass!,246000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,Bite my shiny metal ass!,bite my shiny metal ass,5 +155424,558,56,Homer Simpson: A robot with a catchphrase!,249000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,A robot with a catchphrase!,a robot with a catchphrase,5 +155425,558,57,"Bart Simpson: Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?",251000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey Homer, you gonna kiss him or kill him?",hey homer you gonna kiss him or kill him,9 +155426,558,58,Bart Simpson: (OUT OF CONTROL SPINNING NOISES),251000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155427,558,59,Bender: (EXCITED) All right! Tether-boy!,255000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,All right! Tether-boy!,all right tether-boy,3 +155428,558,60,Bender: (CHUCKLES),255000,FALSE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155429,558,61,"Homer Simpson: Okay, so what are you?",265000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, so what are you?",okay so what are you,5 +155430,558,62,Bart Simpson: Must be a secret government project.,266000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Must be a secret government project.,must be a secret government project,6 +155431,558,63,"Bender: Oh, what do I look like, a narc? My name is Bender and I come from...",268000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,"Oh, what do I look like, a narc? My name is Bender and I come from...",oh what do i look like a narc my name is bender and i come from,16 +155432,558,64,Bender: (OMINOUS) ...the future!,274000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,...the future!,the future,2 +155433,558,65,Homer Simpson: Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?,276000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Prove it. What happens to Homer Simpson in the future?,prove it what happens to homer simpson in the future,10 +155434,558,66,Bender: I don't know. You die?,279000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,I don't know. You die?,i dont know you die,5 +155435,558,67,Homer Simpson: Oh. My. God. He's telling the truth. (GRAVELY) I have to take you to our civic leaders.,281000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh. My. God. He's telling the truth. I have to take you to our civic leaders.,oh my god hes telling the truth i have to take you to our civic leaders,16 +155436,558,68,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's tavern - night),292000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +155437,558,69,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, Hibachi head. How're you gonna pay for that?",292000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Hibachi head. How're you gonna pay for that?",hey hibachi head howre you gonna pay for that,9 +155438,558,70,"Bender: (LYING) Uh... let me just transfer some, uh, electronic hyper-credits into your register here.",295000,TRUE,4386,15,Bender,Moe's Tavern,"Uh... let me just transfer some, uh, electronic hyper-credits into your register here.",uh let me just transfer some uh electronic hyper-credits into your register here,13 +155439,558,71,"Bender: (CASH REGISTER SOUND) Ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Ooh, and, uh, another round for my friends! Ding-a-ding-ding-a-ding-ding!",301000,TRUE,4386,15,Bender,Moe's Tavern,"Ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding! Ooh, and, uh, another round for my friends! Ding-a-ding-ding-a-ding-ding!",ding-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding ooh and uh another round for my friends ding-a-ding-ding-a-ding-ding,10 +155440,558,72,Barney Gumble: (HAPPY CHEERS),301000,FALSE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +155441,558,73,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, this Blade Rummy is all right! He's a big spender, plus he fixed the jukebox. (GOSSIPY) I think they had a thing going.",309000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, this Blade Rummy is all right! He's a big spender, plus he fixed the jukebox. I think they had a thing going.",hey this blade rummy is all right hes a big spender plus he fixed the jukebox i think they had a thing going,23 +155442,558,74,JUKEBOX RECORD: (SINGS) OH BABY WHAT YOU DONE TO ME.,316000,TRUE,6651,15,JUKEBOX RECORD,Moe's Tavern,OH BABY WHAT YOU DONE TO ME.,oh baby what you done to me,7 +155443,558,75,Bender: I hate it when they get quiet.,320000,TRUE,4386,15,Bender,Moe's Tavern,I hate it when they get quiet.,i hate it when they get quiet,7 +155444,558,76,"Homer Simpson: Listen, I-I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...",322000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Listen, I-I know you're a robot and incapable of emotion...",listen i-i know youre a robot and incapable of emotion,10 +155445,558,77,Bender: (HUGE SOBS) It's true! I'm empty inside. (MORE HUGE SOBS),326000,TRUE,4386,15,Bender,Moe's Tavern,It's true! I'm empty inside.,its true im empty inside,5 +155446,558,78,"Homer Simpson: Uh, look, I just wanna ask... can we be friends?",332000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Uh, look, I just wanna ask... can we be friends?",uh look i just wanna ask can we be friends,10 +155447,558,79,Bender: (INTERESTED NOISE),332000,FALSE,4386,15,Bender,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +155448,558,80,Homer Simpson: You're the only guy I know with less hair than me.,335000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,You're the only guy I know with less hair than me.,youre the only guy i know with less hair than me,11 +155449,558,81,"Bender: Sure! That's why I came to your time, for all you know.",338000,TRUE,4386,15,Bender,Moe's Tavern,"Sure! That's why I came to your time, for all you know.",sure thats why i came to your time for all you know,12 +155450,558,82,Barney Gumble: (TOASTING) For all we know!,342000,TRUE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,For all we know!,for all we know,4 +155451,558,83,(Barney's Bowlarama: int. barney's bowlarama - midnight),354000,FALSE,NA,144,NA,Barney's Bowlarama,NA,NA,NA +155452,558,84,Bender: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),354000,FALSE,4386,144,Bender,Barney's Bowlarama,NA,NA,NA +155453,558,85,Bender: D'oh!,354000,TRUE,4386,144,Bender,Barney's Bowlarama,D'oh!,doh,1 +155454,558,86,Bender: A strike! A totally legitimate strike!,358000,TRUE,4386,144,Bender,Barney's Bowlarama,A strike! A totally legitimate strike!,a strike a totally legitimate strike,6 +155455,558,87,"Homer Simpson: Yeah! (CHUCKLES) Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?",362000,TRUE,2,144,Homer Simpson,Barney's Bowlarama,"Yeah! Hey, uh, what's the robot version of bromance?",yeah hey uh whats the robot version of bromance,9 +155456,558,88,Bender: Romance.,367000,TRUE,4386,144,Bender,Barney's Bowlarama,Romance.,romance,1 +155457,558,89,Homer Simpson: You future guys have a word for everything... pal.,368000,TRUE,2,144,Homer Simpson,Barney's Bowlarama,You future guys have a word for everything... pal.,you future guys have a word for everything pal,9 +155458,558,90,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - morning),375000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155459,558,91,"Lisa Simpson: You know, they look a little similar.",375000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"You know, they look a little similar.",you know they look a little similar,7 +155460,558,92,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, like the guy who designed Bender just took a drawing of Dad and stuck an antenna on it.",377000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, like the guy who designed Bender just took a drawing of Dad and stuck an antenna on it.",yeah like the guy who designed bender just took a drawing of dad and stuck an antenna on it,19 +155461,558,93,Lisa Simpson: A little lazy if you ask me.,383000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,A little lazy if you ask me.,a little lazy if you ask me,7 +155462,558,94,"Lisa Simpson: (NOT IRRITATED, POLITE) Regardless, I see no reason to believe that ""Bender"" is from the future. Robotic technology today is very advanced.",387000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Regardless, I see no reason to believe that ""Bender"" is from the future. Robotic technology today is very advanced.",regardless i see no reason to believe that bender is from the future robotic technology today is very advanced,19 +155463,558,95,"Bender: Oh really? (SARCASTIC) Can your ""modern day"" robots do this?",395000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,"Oh really? Can your ""modern day"" robots do this?",oh really can your modern day robots do this,9 +155464,558,96,Lisa Simpson: It's not my birthday. Although Maggie's is pretty soon.,404000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not my birthday. Although Maggie's is pretty soon.,its not my birthday although maggies is pretty soon,9 +155465,558,97,Bender: I can't do Maggie. The G's look like sixes.,407000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,I can't do Maggie. The G's look like sixes.,i cant do maggie the gs look like sixes,9 +155466,558,98,(SPRINGFIELD HEIGHTS: ext. SPRINGFIELD HEIGHTS - establishing - day),412000,FALSE,NA,4396,NA,SPRINGFIELD HEIGHTS,NA,NA,NA +155467,558,99,(Professor Frink's Lab: Int. frink's lab - continuous),412000,FALSE,NA,2125,NA,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +155468,558,100,Lisa Simpson: This is the robot who claims to be from the future.,412000,TRUE,9,2125,Lisa Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,This is the robot who claims to be from the future.,this is the robot who claims to be from the future,11 +155469,558,101,Bender: Can your present-day robots do this?,415000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,Can your present-day robots do this?,can your present-day robots do this,6 +155470,558,102,Bender: (STICKING OUT TONGUE NOISE),415000,FALSE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +155471,558,103,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (ADMITTING) No, no they cannot. Not sure why they'd want to... (FRINK NOISE)",424000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"No, no they cannot. Not sure why they'd want to...",no no they cannot not sure why theyd want to,10 +155472,558,104,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Now why are you here? What is your mission, uh, so-to-speak.",427000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"Now why are you here? What is your mission, uh, so-to-speak.",now why are you here what is your mission uh so-to-speak,11 +155473,558,105,Bender: I don't remember.,431000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,I don't remember.,i dont remember,3 +155474,558,106,"Bender: Man, this guy doesn't ask permission. He just goes right in ya.",433000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,"Man, this guy doesn't ask permission. He just goes right in ya.",man this guy doesnt ask permission he just goes right in ya,12 +155475,558,107,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Aha! Bender's mission protocol is definitely intact. It just requires a delicate procedure known as ""unplug and replug."" (LAUGHS)",437000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"Aha! Bender's mission protocol is definitely intact. It just requires a delicate procedure known as ""unplug and replug.""",aha benders mission protocol is definitely intact it just requires a delicate procedure known as unplug and replug,18 +155476,558,108,Professor Jonathan Frink: Because that fixes everything.,441000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,Because that fixes everything.,because that fixes everything,4 +155477,558,109,Bender: I remember why I'm here! To kill Homer Simpson!,451000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,I remember why I'm here! To kill Homer Simpson!,i remember why im here to kill homer simpson,9 +155478,558,110,Homer Simpson: (CUTESY) My ears are burning.,457000,TRUE,2,2125,Homer Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,My ears are burning.,my ears are burning,4 +155479,558,111,"Bender: Not yet, but they will be.",460000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,"Not yet, but they will be.",not yet but they will be,6 +155480,558,112,Homer Simpson: (SCARED SCREAM) A boxing glove!,464000,TRUE,2,2125,Homer Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,A boxing glove!,a boxing glove,3 +155481,558,113,"Homer Simpson: (SMALL, SAD) But we bowled together.",470000,TRUE,2,2125,Homer Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,But we bowled together.,but we bowled together,4 +155482,558,114,Bender: (SIGHS) I can't do it.,474000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,I can't do it.,i cant do it,4 +155483,558,115,"Lisa Simpson: What stopped you, Bender? Asimov's three laws of robotics?",476000,TRUE,9,2125,Lisa Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,"What stopped you, Bender? Asimov's three laws of robotics?",what stopped you bender asimovs three laws of robotics,9 +155484,558,116,"Bender: You think robots care what some hack science fiction writer thinks? I killed Isaac Asimov on the way over here. Well, Isaac somebody.",479000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,"You think robots care what some hack science fiction writer thinks? I killed Isaac Asimov on the way over here. Well, Isaac somebody.",you think robots care what some hack science fiction writer thinks i killed isaac asimov on the way over here well isaac somebody,23 +155485,558,117,Bender: What the?! My ass is about to project something.,488000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,What the?! My ass is about to project something.,what the my ass is about to project something,9 +155486,558,118,Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) You don't have to announce it. Just do it quietly and blame the dog.,490000,TRUE,2,2125,Homer Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,You don't have to announce it. Just do it quietly and blame the dog.,you dont have to announce it just do it quietly and blame the dog,14 +155487,558,119,"LEELA: Bender, we've just regained contact. Have you killed Homer Simpson?",496000,TRUE,6652,2125,LEELA,Professor Frink's Lab,"Bender, we've just regained contact. Have you killed Homer Simpson?",bender weve just regained contact have you killed homer simpson,10 +155488,558,120,Bender: Uh... yep. Killed him good.,500000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,Uh... yep. Killed him good.,uh yep killed him good,5 +155489,558,121,"LEELA: If Homer's dead, why are the creatures he begat still here and multiplying out of control?",502000,TRUE,6652,2125,LEELA,Professor Frink's Lab,"If Homer's dead, why are the creatures he begat still here and multiplying out of control?",if homers dead why are the creatures he begat still here and multiplying out of control,16 +155490,558,122,Homer Simpson: What the?,511000,TRUE,2,2125,Homer Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,What the?,what the,2 +155491,558,123,"LEELA: (AGGRAVATED) You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!",512000,TRUE,6652,2125,LEELA,Professor Frink's Lab,"You lied to me, Bender! Homer Simpson's still alive!",you lied to me bender homer simpsons still alive,9 +155492,558,124,"FRY: Come on, Bender. (MIMES STABBING) Stabbity-stabbity!",516000,TRUE,6653,2125,FRY,Professor Frink's Lab,"Come on, Bender. Stabbity-stabbity!",come on bender stabbity-stabbity,4 +155493,558,125,"Lisa Simpson: Wait, stop! Why must you kill my Dad? Especially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you?",519000,TRUE,9,2125,Lisa Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,"Wait, stop! Why must you kill my Dad? Especially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you?",wait stop why must you kill my dad especially when cheeseburgers are doing the work for you,17 +155494,558,126,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Homer Simpson must be eliminated immediately! The creatures destroying New New York have his D.N.A.!,526000,TRUE,6654,2125,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Professor Frink's Lab,Homer Simpson must be eliminated immediately! The creatures destroying New New York have his D.N.A.!,homer simpson must be eliminated immediately the creatures destroying new new york have his dna,15 +155495,558,127,HERMES: The monsters are stealing our office supplies!,535000,TRUE,6655,2125,HERMES,Professor Frink's Lab,The monsters are stealing our office supplies!,the monsters are stealing our office supplies,7 +155496,558,128,Bender: That's inexcusable!,538000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,That's inexcusable!,thats inexcusable,2 +155497,558,129,Bender: (EMBARRASSED) Um...,542000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,Um...,um,1 +155498,558,130,"DR. ZOIDBERG: Hello, robut! Looks like everyone gets a turn to say something! This concludes my turn.",543000,TRUE,6656,2125,DR. ZOIDBERG,Professor Frink's Lab,"Hello, robut! Looks like everyone gets a turn to say something! This concludes my turn.",hello robut looks like everyone gets a turn to say something this concludes my turn,15 +155499,558,131,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: We sent Bender back in time to kill Homer before the monsters could evolve from him. Apparently this was too heartless a task for a robot. Leela, can you handle it?",550000,TRUE,6654,2125,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Professor Frink's Lab,"We sent Bender back in time to kill Homer before the monsters could evolve from him. Apparently this was too heartless a task for a robot. Leela, can you handle it?",we sent bender back in time to kill homer before the monsters could evolve from him apparently this was too heartless a task for a robot leela can you handle it,31 +155500,558,132,"LEELA: In a New, New York minute, minute!",561000,TRUE,6652,2125,LEELA,Professor Frink's Lab,"In a New, New York minute, minute!",in a new new york minute minute,7 +155501,558,133,FRY/PROFESSOR/LEELA: (PAINED GRUNTS) Ow!,566000,TRUE,6657,2125,FRY/PROFESSOR/LEELA,Professor Frink's Lab,Ow!,ow,1 +155502,558,134,Bender: (CHUCKLES),566000,FALSE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +155503,558,135,Bender: Ow! Right in my langwich centard! (INCOMPREHENSIBLE LANGUAGE-FAILING NOISES),572000,TRUE,4386,2125,Bender,Professor Frink's Lab,Ow! Right in my langwich centard!,ow right in my langwich centard,6 +155504,558,136,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Professor, you-you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could uh figure something out.",578000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,"Professor, you-you're a fellow man of science. Maybe if we teamed up, we could uh figure something out.",professor you-youre a fellow man of science maybe if we teamed up we could uh figure something out,18 +155505,558,137,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: (TO FRINK) Okay, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid.",584000,TRUE,6654,2125,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Professor Frink's Lab,"Okay, but remember, to me you're incredibly stupid.",okay but remember to me youre incredibly stupid,8 +155506,558,138,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful. Meanwhile, Leela, take Homer and explore this time period. Find out why people would ever pay for ""freemium games.""",588000,TRUE,6654,2125,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Professor Frink's Lab,"Oh, and the annoying girl may be helpful. Meanwhile, Leela, take Homer and explore this time period. Find out why people would ever pay for ""freemium games.""",oh and the annoying girl may be helpful meanwhile leela take homer and explore this time period find out why people would ever pay for freemium games,27 +155507,558,139,"Homer Simpson: I'll explain. Okay, it starts free, right?",595000,TRUE,2,2125,Homer Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,"I'll explain. Okay, it starts free, right?",ill explain okay it starts free right,7 +155508,558,140,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - a little later),603000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +155509,558,141,"Homer Simpson: Then you visit your friend's game, and he's got this awesome candy mansion...",603000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"Then you visit your friend's game, and he's got this awesome candy mansion...",then you visit your friends game and hes got this awesome candy mansion,13 +155510,558,142,Krusty the Clown: Get a load of those freaks.,607000,TRUE,139,270,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Street,Get a load of those freaks.,get a load of those freaks,6 +155511,558,143,"Homer Simpson: ...and you're like ""ninety-nine cents? You bet I'd like one...""",611000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"...and you're like ""ninety-nine cents? You bet I'd like one...""",and youre like ninety-nine cents you bet id like one,10 +155512,558,144,Homer Simpson: And that's why I owe Clash of Candies twenty thousand dollars. Here we are.,612000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,And that's why I owe Clash of Candies twenty thousand dollars. Here we are.,and thats why i owe clash of candies twenty thousand dollars here we are,14 +155513,558,145,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - continuous),624000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155514,558,146,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I'd like you to meet Leela and Fry.",624000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I'd like you to meet Leela and Fry.",marge id like you to meet leela and fry,9 +155515,558,147,"Marge Simpson: Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.",628000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, don't mention her eye. Don't mention her eye.",oh dont mention her eye dont mention her eye,9 +155516,558,148,LEELA: Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.,631000,TRUE,6652,5,LEELA,Simpson Home,Don't mention her hair. Don't mention her hair.,dont mention her hair dont mention her hair,8 +155517,558,149,Marge Simpson: I am so pleased to meet you.,633000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I am so pleased to meet you.,i am so pleased to meet you,7 +155518,558,150,LEELA: Nice to be hair!,635000,TRUE,6652,5,LEELA,Simpson Home,Nice to be hair!,nice to be hair,4 +155519,558,151,Marge Simpson: (EMBARRASSED NOISES),635000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155520,558,152,"LEELA: Oh, Lord.",638000,TRUE,6652,5,LEELA,Simpson Home,"Oh, Lord.",oh lord,2 +155521,558,153,(Professor Frink's Lab: int. frink's lab - day),643000,FALSE,NA,2125,NA,Professor Frink's Lab,NA,NA,NA +155522,558,154,Professor Jonathan Frink: (FRINK NOISES) / (FARNSWORTH NOISES),643000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,/,NA,0 +155523,558,155,"Lisa Simpson: Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?",643000,TRUE,9,2125,Lisa Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,"Professor Farnsworth, I'm dying to know how you got here. Was it a time machine?",professor farnsworth im dying to know how you got here was it a time machine,15 +155554,558,186,Lisa Simpson: (SNAPS FINGERS) That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule!,774000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That's it! All we have to do is dig up the time capsule!,thats it all we have to do is dig up the time capsule,13 +155524,558,156,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.",646000,TRUE,6654,2125,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Professor Frink's Lab,"Little girl, time machines are physical impossibilities. We teleported through a singularity that I quantum entangled to Bender under the guise of fixing his collar.",little girl time machines are physical impossibilities we teleported through a singularity that i quantum entangled to bender under the guise of fixing his collar,25 +155525,558,157,Professor Jonathan Frink: But how did Bender get here?,658000,TRUE,442,2125,Professor Jonathan Frink,Professor Frink's Lab,But how did Bender get here?,but how did bender get here,6 +155526,558,158,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: With a time machine.,660000,TRUE,6654,2125,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Professor Frink's Lab,With a time machine.,with a time machine,4 +155527,558,159,Lisa Simpson: But you just said that--,660000,TRUE,9,2125,Lisa Simpson,Professor Frink's Lab,But you just said that--,but you just said that--,5 +155528,558,160,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: (CUTTING HER OFF) Sample's ready!,662000,TRUE,6654,2125,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Professor Frink's Lab,Sample's ready!,samples ready,2 +155529,558,161,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - day),665000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155530,558,162,Bender: (SNORES) Kill all humans... (SNORES) kill all humans...,665000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,Kill all humans... kill all humans...,kill all humans kill all humans,6 +155531,558,163,Homer Simpson: (SNORES) Start with Flanders... (SNORES) start with Flanders...,671000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Start with Flanders... start with Flanders...,start with flanders start with flanders,6 +155532,558,164,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Good news, everyone!",674000,TRUE,6654,5,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Simpson Home,"Good news, everyone!",good news everyone,3 +155533,558,165,FRY: That means it's bad.,677000,TRUE,6653,5,FRY,Simpson Home,That means it's bad.,that means its bad,4 +155534,558,166,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: The human D.N.A. in the creatures was only half Homer's! The other half came from... someone else!,678000,TRUE,6654,5,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Simpson Home,The human D.N.A. in the creatures was only half Homer's! The other half came from... someone else!,the human dna in the creatures was only half homers the other half came from someone else,17 +155535,558,167,"Professor Jonathan Frink: Oh, so we can kill that person instead. Maybe they're evil and deserve it. Or have one of those annoying voi-ces that gets on everybody's nerves! With the adding extra noises for no reason bloing... bloing.",685000,TRUE,442,5,Professor Jonathan Frink,Simpson Home,"Oh, so we can kill that person instead. Maybe they're evil and deserve it. Or have one of those annoying voi-ces that gets on everybody's nerves! With the adding extra noises for no reason bloing... bloing.",oh so we can kill that person instead maybe theyre evil and deserve it or have one of those annoying voi-ces that gets on everybodys nerves with the adding extra noises for no reason bloing bloing,36 +155536,558,168,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: And the other person is...,700000,TRUE,6654,5,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Simpson Home,And the other person is...,and the other person is,5 +155537,558,169,Homer Simpson: (CONFUSED) Who is that?!,705000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Who is that?!,who is that,3 +155538,558,170,MARGE *: It's me!,707000,TRUE,1427,5,MARGE *,Simpson Home,It's me!,its me,2 +155539,558,171,Homer Simpson: (SURPRISED GASP),707000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155540,558,172,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: (REALIZING) Wait a minute, we don't have to kill you.",707000,TRUE,6654,5,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Simpson Home,"Wait a minute, we don't have to kill you.",wait a minute we dont have to kill you,9 +155541,558,173,Marge Simpson: Well that's better.,711000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Well that's better.,well thats better,3 +155542,558,174,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: We just have to kill all your children.,713000,TRUE,6654,5,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Simpson Home,We just have to kill all your children.,we just have to kill all your children,8 +155543,558,175,Marge Simpson: (SCARED YELP),713000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155544,558,176,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Or just one of them, if you can figure out which one sired the killer rabbits.",715000,TRUE,6654,5,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Simpson Home,"Or just one of them, if you can figure out which one sired the killer rabbits.",or just one of them if you can figure out which one sired the killer rabbits,16 +155545,558,177,Bart Simpson: (INNOCENT WHISTLE),715000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155546,558,178,MORBO: We interrupt this hologram to bring you an important bulletin. The horrific creatures destroying New New York have begun metamorphosing.,724000,TRUE,6658,5,MORBO,Simpson Home,We interrupt this hologram to bring you an important bulletin. The horrific creatures destroying New New York have begun metamorphosing.,we interrupt this hologram to bring you an important bulletin the horrific creatures destroying new new york have begun metamorphosing,20 +155547,558,179,"LINDA: (HAPPY CHUCKLE, THEN, DEATH NOISE)",724000,FALSE,6659,5,LINDA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155548,558,180,BART GOBLINS: (SNARLING) Eat my shorts! / Aye carumba!,742000,TRUE,6660,5,BART GOBLINS,Simpson Home,Eat my shorts! / Aye carumba!,eat my shorts aye carumba,5 +155549,558,181,Lisa Simpson: (NOT SURPRISED) What a surprise -- it's Bart.,748000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,What a surprise -- it's Bart.,what a surprise -- its bart,6 +155550,558,182,"Bart Simpson: Wow, I'm doing the same jokes a thousand years later. Ay carumba!",750000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wow, I'm doing the same jokes a thousand years later. Ay carumba!",wow im doing the same jokes a thousand years later ay carumba,12 +155551,558,183,Professor Jonathan Frink: But how did a mere boy destroy the future?,755000,TRUE,442,5,Professor Jonathan Frink,Simpson Home,But how did a mere boy destroy the future?,but how did a mere boy destroy the future,9 +155552,558,184,Bart Simpson: Well...,758000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Well...,well,1 +155553,558,185,Bart Simpson: Let this be a lesson: never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.,770000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Let this be a lesson: never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule.,let this be a lesson never throw meaningless crap in a time capsule,13 +155555,558,187,LEELA: And bury Bart in the hole!,778000,TRUE,6652,5,LEELA,Simpson Home,And bury Bart in the hole!,and bury bart in the hole,6 +155556,558,188,Marge Simpson: I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.,779000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love. Like in Epcot Center.,i thought people in the future would be more full of peace and love like in epcot center,18 +155557,558,189,"LEELA: In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.",785000,TRUE,6652,5,LEELA,Simpson Home,"In our time, Epcot Center is a work farm for the weak.",in our time epcot center is a work farm for the weak,12 +155558,558,190,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.",788000,TRUE,6654,5,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Simpson Home,"Oh, but it's not as crowded as the slave labor camps at Universal Studios.",oh but its not as crowded as the slave labor camps at universal studios,14 +155559,558,191,Marge Simpson: (ALARMED MURMUR),788000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155560,558,192,(Springfield Town Square: ext. town square - day),797000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +155561,558,193,Homer Simpson: We're here.,797000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,We're here.,were here,2 +155562,558,194,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) My bowling buddy.,803000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,My bowling buddy.,my bowling buddy,3 +155563,558,195,Groundskeeper Willie: Hey!,804000,TRUE,404,493,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Town Square,Hey!,hey,1 +155564,558,196,Groundskeeper Willie: You can't dig that up for a thousand years! Plus I wrote my name there.,806000,TRUE,404,493,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Town Square,You can't dig that up for a thousand years! Plus I wrote my name there.,you cant dig that up for a thousand years plus i wrote my name there,15 +155565,558,197,Groundskeeper Willie: See.,810000,TRUE,404,493,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Town Square,See.,see,1 +155566,558,198,Amy: Shmayday! Shmayday!,813000,TRUE,3017,493,Amy,Springfield Town Square,Shmayday! Shmayday!,shmayday shmayday,2 +155567,558,199,Amy: They got Scruffy!,815000,TRUE,3017,493,Amy,Springfield Town Square,They got Scruffy!,they got scruffy,3 +155568,558,200,"SCRUFFY: No, they just got my mustache. But a life without a mustache ain't worth living.",817000,TRUE,6661,493,SCRUFFY,Springfield Town Square,"No, they just got my mustache. But a life without a mustache ain't worth living.",no they just got my mustache but a life without a mustache aint worth living,15 +155569,558,201,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: No! That generator powers the portal!,824000,TRUE,6654,493,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Springfield Town Square,No! That generator powers the portal!,no that generator powers the portal,6 +155570,558,202,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: If they destroy it, we'll be...",827000,TRUE,6654,493,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,Springfield Town Square,"If they destroy it, we'll be...",if they destroy it well be,6 +155571,558,203,(PLANET EXPRESS: int. planet express - continuous - the future),831000,FALSE,NA,4397,NA,PLANET EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +155572,558,204,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: (SADLY) -- sucked back into the future.,831000,TRUE,6654,4397,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,PLANET EXPRESS,-- sucked back into the future.,-- sucked back into the future,6 +155573,558,205,"Marge Simpson: Okay, head count. (QUICKLY) One, two, three, (AGHAST GASP) where's Maggie?!",840000,TRUE,1,4397,Marge Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,"Okay, head count. One, two, three, where's Maggie?!",okay head count one two three wheres maggie,8 +155574,558,206,(Springfield Town Square: ext. town square - continuous - the present),847000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +155575,558,207,"Bender: (STARTS SAD, GETS HAPPY) Well, little meat bag, looks like it's just you and me, stuck in a terrible past where I know the result of every horserace ever! To the track!",847000,TRUE,4386,493,Bender,Springfield Town Square,"Well, little meat bag, looks like it's just you and me, stuck in a terrible past where I know the result of every horserace ever! To the track!",well little meat bag looks like its just you and me stuck in a terrible past where i know the result of every horserace ever to the track,28 +155576,558,208,SPOILED 2-YEAR-OLD: I want that!,862000,TRUE,6662,493,SPOILED 2-YEAR-OLD,Springfield Town Square,I want that!,i want that,3 +155577,558,209,"Father: Well, you can't have it!",862000,TRUE,32,493,Father,Springfield Town Square,"Well, you can't have it!",well you cant have it,5 +155578,558,210,(NEW NEW YORK: ext. new new york - day - the future),872000,FALSE,NA,4398,NA,NEW NEW YORK,NA,NA,NA +155579,558,211,(PLANET EXPRESS: int. planet express - continuous),872000,FALSE,NA,4397,NA,PLANET EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +155580,558,212,Homer Simpson: (CALMLY) Why you little... why you little... why you little... why you little... why you little...,872000,TRUE,2,4397,Homer Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,Why you little... why you little... why you little... why you little... why you little...,why you little why you little why you little why you little why you little,15 +155581,558,213,"Bart Simpson: Dad, it-it's me!",877000,TRUE,8,4397,Bart Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,"Dad, it-it's me!",dad it-its me,3 +155582,558,214,Homer Simpson: Prove it. When's your birthday?,879000,TRUE,2,4397,Homer Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,Prove it. When's your birthday?,prove it whens your birthday,5 +155583,558,215,Bart Simpson: February twenty-third.,880000,TRUE,8,4397,Bart Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,February twenty-third.,february twenty-third,2 +155584,558,216,Homer Simpson: Ha! February has no twenty-third! (CHOKES BART HARDER),882000,TRUE,2,4397,Homer Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,Ha! February has no twenty-third!,ha february has no twenty-third,5 +155585,558,217,Marge Simpson: Yes it does!,884000,TRUE,1,4397,Marge Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,Yes it does!,yes it does,3 +155586,558,218,Marge Simpson: Can you please just get us out of this lousy future?,887000,TRUE,1,4397,Marge Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,Can you please just get us out of this lousy future?,can you please just get us out of this lousy future,11 +155587,558,219,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Actually, of all probable futures, this is the worst.",890000,TRUE,6654,4397,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,PLANET EXPRESS,"Actually, of all probable futures, this is the worst.",actually of all probable futures this is the worst,9 +155588,558,220,"Marge Simpson: It is, 'cause my baby's not in it!",894000,TRUE,1,4397,Marge Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,"It is, 'cause my baby's not in it!",it is cause my babys not in it,8 +155615,558,247,"Lou: Well why are you dressed in your uniform, then?",1020000,TRUE,91,4399,Lou,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,"Well why are you dressed in your uniform, then?",well why are you dressed in your uniform then,9 +155589,558,221,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Motherly love. Why did we outlaw that? Madam, our mechanical friend Bender is your portal home. But we can't use him until the generator is repaired.",897000,TRUE,6654,4397,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,PLANET EXPRESS,"Motherly love. Why did we outlaw that? Madam, our mechanical friend Bender is your portal home. But we can't use him until the generator is repaired.",motherly love why did we outlaw that madam our mechanical friend bender is your portal home but we cant use him until the generator is repaired,26 +155590,558,222,Marge Simpson: Homer works at a nuclear plant! He can help us get home!,907000,TRUE,1,4397,Marge Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,Homer works at a nuclear plant! He can help us get home!,homer works at a nuclear plant he can help us get home,12 +155591,558,223,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Oh, are you good at your job?",911000,TRUE,6654,4397,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,PLANET EXPRESS,"Oh, are you good at your job?",oh are you good at your job,7 +155592,558,224,Homer Simpson: I was voted Employee of the Month as an April Fool's Day joke. (DECAPITATING) Why you little... why you little...,913000,TRUE,2,4397,Homer Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,I was voted Employee of the Month as an April Fool's Day joke. Why you little... why you little...,i was voted employee of the month as an april fools day joke why you little why you little,19 +155593,558,225,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Great. You and Fry can bumble around together while the rest of us give up and make peace with our various deities. As for me, I'm an atheist.",919000,TRUE,6654,4397,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,PLANET EXPRESS,"Great. You and Fry can bumble around together while the rest of us give up and make peace with our various deities. As for me, I'm an atheist.",great you and fry can bumble around together while the rest of us give up and make peace with our various deities as for me im an atheist,28 +155594,558,226,"PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Oh Nobody's Father who art nowhere, I know you can't hear me, completely ignore this prayer. Nothing art thou, and Nothing will thou ever be. Jesus was just, A Man.",931000,TRUE,6654,4397,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,PLANET EXPRESS,"Oh Nobody's Father who art nowhere, I know you can't hear me, completely ignore this prayer. Nothing art thou, and Nothing will thou ever be. Jesus was just, A Man.",oh nobodys father who art nowhere i know you cant hear me completely ignore this prayer nothing art thou and nothing will thou ever be jesus was just a man,30 +155595,558,227,Bender: (REPEATING) A Man.,943000,TRUE,4386,4397,Bender,PLANET EXPRESS,A Man.,a man,2 +155596,558,228,"HEDONISMBOT: Well, I shall stay here for the decadence. There's no debauchery like end-of-the-world debauchery!",945000,TRUE,6650,4397,HEDONISMBOT,PLANET EXPRESS,"Well, I shall stay here for the decadence. There's no debauchery like end-of-the-world debauchery!",well i shall stay here for the decadence theres no debauchery like end-of-the-world debauchery,14 +155597,558,229,HEDONISMBOT: Your lips. My lips. Apocalypse. (RAPTUROUS NOISE),952000,TRUE,6650,4397,HEDONISMBOT,PLANET EXPRESS,Your lips. My lips. Apocalypse.,your lips my lips apocalypse,5 +155598,558,230,Lisa Simpson: I can't believe you're all giving up without a fight.,955000,TRUE,9,4397,Lisa Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,I can't believe you're all giving up without a fight.,i cant believe youre all giving up without a fight,10 +155599,558,231,"LEELA: Lisa, we're just a package delivery service.",957000,TRUE,6652,4397,LEELA,PLANET EXPRESS,"Lisa, we're just a package delivery service.",lisa were just a package delivery service,7 +155600,558,232,FRY: And not a very good one.,961000,TRUE,6653,4397,FRY,PLANET EXPRESS,And not a very good one.,and not a very good one,6 +155601,558,233,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: The only way to handle the creatures is to do what we do to each year's Super Bowl losers -- shoot them into space. But we'd have to round them up first.,962000,TRUE,6654,4397,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,PLANET EXPRESS,The only way to handle the creatures is to do what we do to each year's Super Bowl losers -- shoot them into space. But we'd have to round them up first.,the only way to handle the creatures is to do what we do to each years super bowl losers -- shoot them into space but wed have to round them up first,32 +155602,558,234,"Lisa Simpson: (POINTED) Let me take care of that. If there's one thing I know how to do, it's manipulate Barts.",971000,TRUE,9,4397,Lisa Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,"Let me take care of that. If there's one thing I know how to do, it's manipulate Barts.",let me take care of that if theres one thing i know how to do its manipulate barts,18 +155603,558,235,Bart Simpson: You're nuts. I've got a will of iron.,976000,TRUE,8,4397,Bart Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,You're nuts. I've got a will of iron.,youre nuts ive got a will of iron,8 +155604,558,236,Bart Simpson: (STUPID DROOLING NOISE),976000,FALSE,8,4397,Bart Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +155605,558,237,"LEELA: Okay, let's get goin'.",985000,TRUE,6652,4397,LEELA,PLANET EXPRESS,"Okay, let's get goin'.",okay lets get goin,4 +155606,558,238,Homer Simpson: (HYPNOTOAD-LIKE DROOLING NOISE),985000,FALSE,2,4397,Homer Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +155607,558,239,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, we have beer in our time!",991000,TRUE,9,4397,Lisa Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,"Dad, we have beer in our time!",dad we have beer in our time,7 +155608,558,240,"Homer Simpson: Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.",993000,TRUE,2,4397,Homer Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,"Hey, I haven't had a drink in a thousand years.",hey i havent had a drink in a thousand years,10 +155609,558,241,(SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK: eXT. Springfield downs horse TRACK - day - the present),999000,FALSE,NA,4399,NA,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,NA,NA,NA +155610,558,242,"Bender: (GASP) There's a horse called ""Bender's Bounty,"" but my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true.",999000,TRUE,4386,4399,Bender,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,"There's a horse called ""Bender's Bounty,"" but my memory says he died during the race. That can't be true.",theres a horse called benders bounty but my memory says he died during the race that cant be true,19 +155611,558,243,"Track Announcer: And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty!",1006000,TRUE,330,4399,Track Announcer,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,"And way, way, way back is Bender's Bounty!",and way way way back is benders bounty,8 +155612,558,244,Bender: Dammit!,1009000,TRUE,4386,4399,Bender,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,Dammit!,dammit,1 +155613,558,245,"Lou: Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killin' horses over there.",1012000,TRUE,91,4399,Lou,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,"Oh, chief, it looks like a robot killin' horses over there.",oh chief it looks like a robot killin horses over there,11 +155614,558,246,"Chief Wiggum: Oh, it's six-oh-eight. Lou, can't you let me enjoy my day off?",1016000,TRUE,71,4399,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,"Oh, it's six-oh-eight. Lou, can't you let me enjoy my day off?",oh its six-oh-eight lou cant you let me enjoy my day off,12 +155616,558,248,Chief Wiggum: 'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?,1022000,TRUE,71,4399,Chief Wiggum,SPRINGFIELD DOWNS HORSE TRACK,'Cause they're the only clothes that fit me. You happy? Happy?,cause theyre the only clothes that fit me you happy happy,11 +155617,558,249,(NEW NEW YORK: ext. new new york - later),1026000,FALSE,NA,4398,NA,NEW NEW YORK,NA,NA,NA +155618,558,250,Lisa Simpson: Attention Goblins: Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger bars. And people are laying fingers all over them.,1026000,TRUE,9,4398,Lisa Simpson,NEW NEW YORK,Attention Goblins: Madison Cube Garden is filled with Butterfinger bars. And people are laying fingers all over them.,attention goblins madison cube garden is filled with butterfinger bars and people are laying fingers all over them,18 +155619,558,251,"Lisa Simpson: (INTRIGUED) They're evolving! Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.",1036000,TRUE,9,4398,Lisa Simpson,NEW NEW YORK,"They're evolving! Wow. That's a first for you, Bart.",theyre evolving wow thats a first for you bart,9 +155620,558,252,Bart Simpson: Will you shut up?,1040000,TRUE,8,4398,Bart Simpson,NEW NEW YORK,Will you shut up?,will you shut up,4 +155621,558,253,BART GOBLINS: (INCREDIBLY-PAINED NOISES),1040000,FALSE,6660,4398,BART GOBLINS,NEW NEW YORK,NA,NA,NA +155622,558,254,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH: Did I remind you to strap yourselves in?,1059000,TRUE,6654,4398,PROFESSOR FARNSWORTH,NEW NEW YORK,Did I remind you to strap yourselves in?,did i remind you to strap yourselves in,8 +155623,558,255,(PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: int. planet express ship - continuous),1074000,FALSE,NA,4400,NA,PLANET EXPRESS SHIP,NA,NA,NA +155624,558,256,(Sky: Ext. sky - continuous),1074000,FALSE,NA,755,NA,Sky,NA,NA,NA +155625,558,257,(PLANET EXPRESS SHIP: Int. Planet Express ship - now stationary - continuous),1074000,FALSE,NA,4400,NA,PLANET EXPRESS SHIP,NA,NA,NA +155626,558,258,Amy: (CHEER),1074000,FALSE,3017,4400,Amy,PLANET EXPRESS SHIP,NA,NA,NA +155627,558,259,Bart Simpson: You realize you're cheering the death of millions of my children.,1074000,TRUE,8,4400,Bart Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS SHIP,You realize you're cheering the death of millions of my children.,you realize youre cheering the death of millions of my children,11 +155628,558,260,Amy: (LOUDER CHEERS),1074000,FALSE,3017,4400,Amy,PLANET EXPRESS SHIP,NA,NA,NA +155629,558,261,(NEW NEW YORK: Ext. New New York - day),1086000,FALSE,NA,4398,NA,NEW NEW YORK,NA,NA,NA +155630,558,262,(PLANET EXPRESS: int. planet express - day),1086000,FALSE,NA,4397,NA,PLANET EXPRESS,NA,NA,NA +155631,558,263,"FRY: Wow, it's working! I guess the instructions were in English.",1086000,TRUE,6653,4397,FRY,PLANET EXPRESS,"Wow, it's working! I guess the instructions were in English.",wow its working i guess the instructions were in english,10 +155632,558,264,Homer Simpson: What the?,1092000,TRUE,2,4397,Homer Simpson,PLANET EXPRESS,What the?,what the,2 +155633,558,265,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - continuous - the present),1096000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155634,558,266,"Bender: Hey, here's a souvenir photo of you guys comin' outta my chest.",1096000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,"Hey, here's a souvenir photo of you guys comin' outta my chest.",hey heres a souvenir photo of you guys comin outta my chest,12 +155635,558,267,"Homer Simpson: Aww, I will treasure this forever.",1099000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aww, I will treasure this forever.",aww i will treasure this forever,6 +155636,558,268,Bender: (ROBOTIC) Lie detected.,1102000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,Lie detected.,lie detected,2 +155637,558,269,"Marge Simpson: (HUGGING HER) My sweet baby! Ooh, it feels like you have a full diaper.",1104000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"My sweet baby! Ooh, it feels like you have a full diaper.",my sweet baby ooh it feels like you have a full diaper,12 +155638,558,270,"Bender: (QUICKLY) Oh, um... I'll change her!",1110000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,"Oh, um... I'll change her!",oh um ill change her,5 +155639,558,271,Bender: (LOW WHISPER) Here's your cut.,1116000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,Here's your cut.,heres your cut,3 +155640,558,272,"Bender: Nice knowin' you, meat bags. Have fun turning to dust.",1120000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,"Nice knowin' you, meat bags. Have fun turning to dust.",nice knowin you meat bags have fun turning to dust,10 +155641,558,273,"Lisa Simpson: Wait, wait, wait! You're the portal. How are you going to get to the future?",1123000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wait, wait, wait! You're the portal. How are you going to get to the future?",wait wait wait youre the portal how are you going to get to the future,15 +155642,558,274,Bender: The old-fashioned way.,1127000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,The old-fashioned way.,the old-fashioned way,3 +155643,558,275,"Homer Simpson: Good night, friend. You'll always have a special place here with us.",1133000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Good night, friend. You'll always have a special place here with us.",good night friend youll always have a special place here with us,12 +155644,558,276,"Bender: (HAPPILY) Thanks, pal.",1157000,TRUE,4386,5,Bender,Simpson Home,"Thanks, pal.",thanks pal,2 +155645,558,277,(Space: ext. space - establishing),1172000,FALSE,NA,691,NA,Space,NA,NA,NA +155646,558,278,(OMICRON PERSEI 8: Ext. omicron persei 8 - continuous),1172000,FALSE,NA,4401,NA,OMICRON PERSEI 8,NA,NA,NA +155647,558,279,LRRR: Look at this mess.,1172000,TRUE,6663,4401,LRRR,OMICRON PERSEI 8,Look at this mess.,look at this mess,4 +155648,558,280,NDND: It would've disintegrated upon entry if someone hadn't turned off the atmosphere last night.,1173000,TRUE,6664,4401,NDND,OMICRON PERSEI 8,It would've disintegrated upon entry if someone hadn't turned off the atmosphere last night.,it wouldve disintegrated upon entry if someone hadnt turned off the atmosphere last night,14 +155649,558,281,"LRRR: I like it cold when I'm sleeping! Besides, these horrible earth creatures are delicious. (EATING NOISES)",1179000,TRUE,6663,4401,LRRR,OMICRON PERSEI 8,"I like it cold when I'm sleeping! Besides, these horrible earth creatures are delicious.",i like it cold when im sleeping besides these horrible earth creatures are delicious,14 +155650,558,282,NDND: The Johnsons will be here for dinner any minute. What happened to the handsome man I married?,1184000,TRUE,6664,4401,NDND,OMICRON PERSEI 8,The Johnsons will be here for dinner any minute. What happened to the handsome man I married?,the johnsons will be here for dinner any minute what happened to the handsome man i married,17 +155651,558,283,"LRRR: I ate him, remember?",1190000,TRUE,6663,4401,LRRR,OMICRON PERSEI 8,"I ate him, remember?",i ate him remember,4 +155653,558,285,"Kodos: Uh, hm, hope we're not interrupting anything.",1193000,TRUE,264,4401,Kodos,OMICRON PERSEI 8,"Uh, hm, hope we're not interrupting anything.",uh hm hope were not interrupting anything,7 +155654,558,286,LRRR: (CLOSED-MOUTH BELCH),1193000,FALSE,6663,4401,LRRR,OMICRON PERSEI 8,NA,NA,NA +155655,558,287,NDND: (SOBS) I can't take anymore!,1199000,TRUE,6664,4401,NDND,OMICRON PERSEI 8,I can't take anymore!,i cant take anymore,4 +155656,558,288,NDND: (SOBS) I can't take it!,1206000,TRUE,6664,4401,NDND,OMICRON PERSEI 8,I can't take it!,i cant take it,4 +155657,558,289,"LRRR: (EMBARRASSED) Well, perhaps the one of you that is female should go console her.",1207000,TRUE,6663,4401,LRRR,OMICRON PERSEI 8,"Well, perhaps the one of you that is female should go console her.",well perhaps the one of you that is female should go console her,13 +155658,558,290,"Homer Simpson: SIMPSONS, IN THE / FUTURE -- SPACE JOKES! / FLYING THROUGH TOWN / WHAT ARE THOSE TUBES / I WONDER WHAT / ICE CREAM'S LIKE NOW / MAYBE IT'S HOT / OR SOME NEW TEMPERATURE THEY INVENTED... (SPOKEN) That's it, we're done.",1227000,TRUE,2,4401,Homer Simpson,OMICRON PERSEI 8,"SIMPSONS, IN THE / FUTURE -- SPACE JOKES! / FLYING THROUGH TOWN / WHAT ARE THOSE TUBES / I WONDER WHAT / ICE CREAM'S LIKE NOW / MAYBE IT'S HOT / OR SOME NEW TEMPERATURE THEY INVENTED... That's it, we're done.",simpsons in the future -- space jokes flying through town what are those tubes i wonder what ice creams like now maybe its hot or some new temperature they invented thats it were done,34 +155659,559,0,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - night - establishing),34000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155660,559,1,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. school - auditorium - continuous),34000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155661,559,2,"Gary Chalmers: I'd like to welcome all of the principals from the Springfield School District, including Skin-ner! Wein-berg! Sack-ett! And Gwendo-lyn Hertz-feld-Mastroantoni-o!",34000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"I'd like to welcome all of the principals from the Springfield School District, including Skin-ner! Wein-berg! Sack-ett! And Gwendo-lyn Hertz-feld-Mastroantoni-o!",id like to welcome all of the principals from the springfield school district including skin-ner wein-berg sack-ett and gwendo-lyn hertz-feld-mastroantoni-o,20 +155662,559,3,"Gary Chalmers: We are here for the annual ""Dance of the Lemons"" where each of you gets to trade your worst teacher to another school. The union's happy, the parents are placated and only the children suffer.",48000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"We are here for the annual ""Dance of the Lemons"" where each of you gets to trade your worst teacher to another school. The union's happy, the parents are placated and only the children suffer.",we are here for the annual dance of the lemons where each of you gets to trade your worst teacher to another school the unions happy the parents are placated and only the children suffer,35 +155663,559,4,Gary Chalmers: (WHISPERED) Chalmskinn.,60000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Chalmskinn.,chalmskinn,1 +155664,559,5,Gary Chalmers: Behold your lemons -- sociopathic child haters who are only teachers because they got tenure after short two years.,62000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Behold your lemons -- sociopathic child haters who are only teachers because they got tenure after short two years.,behold your lemons -- sociopathic child haters who are only teachers because they got tenure after short two years,19 +155665,559,6,TEACHER IN BACK: (POUTY) That's mean!,70000,TRUE,6665,3,TEACHER IN BACK,Springfield Elementary School,That's mean!,thats mean,2 +155666,559,7,Gary Chalmers: You know what you are!,72000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,You know what you are!,you know what you are,5 +155667,559,8,"Gary Chalmers: Uh, first lemon: from Springfield Elementary, going to West Springfield, third grade teacher... Sticky-Fingers Stella.",75000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Uh, first lemon: from Springfield Elementary, going to West Springfield, third grade teacher... Sticky-Fingers Stella.",uh first lemon from springfield elementary going to west springfield third grade teacher sticky-fingers stella,15 +155668,559,9,"Gary Chalmers: Now, going to Springfield Elementary...",89000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,"Now, going to Springfield Elementary...",now going to springfield elementary,5 +155669,559,10,Gary Chalmers: Dear God have mercy... Seymour... your new teacher is... (DISTRAUGHT) everybody pray!,92000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Dear God have mercy... Seymour... your new teacher is... everybody pray!,dear god have mercy seymour your new teacher is everybody pray,11 +155670,559,11,Seymour Skinner: This is a public school!,98000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,This is a public school!,this is a public school,5 +155671,559,12,Gary Chalmers: I said pray!!!,100000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,I said pray!!!,i said pray,3 +155672,559,13,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. Springfield Elementary - day),105000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155673,559,14,Myra: Mr. Lassen is here.,105000,TRUE,4566,3,Myra,Springfield Elementary School,Mr. Lassen is here.,mr lassen is here,4 +155674,559,15,Myra: No smoking.,109000,TRUE,4566,3,Myra,Springfield Elementary School,No smoking.,no smoking,2 +155675,559,16,"Seymour Skinner: So, Mr. Lassen, you began your career at Shelbyville Prep.",112000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"So, Mr. Lassen, you began your career at Shelbyville Prep.",so mr lassen you began your career at shelbyville prep,10 +155676,559,17,MR. LASSEN: It seems that certain wealthy parents didn't like seeing their precious darlings duct taped to the wall.,117000,TRUE,6666,3,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Elementary School,It seems that certain wealthy parents didn't like seeing their precious darlings duct taped to the wall.,it seems that certain wealthy parents didnt like seeing their precious darlings duct taped to the wall,17 +155677,559,18,Seymour Skinner: Mmm-hmmm. And then you entered the public system...,122000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,Mmm-hmmm. And then you entered the public system...,mmm-hmmm and then you entered the public system,8 +155678,559,19,MR. LASSEN: That's where I got this scar.,125000,TRUE,6666,3,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Elementary School,That's where I got this scar.,thats where i got this scar,6 +155679,559,20,Seymour Skinner: What scar?,127000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,What scar?,what scar,2 +155680,559,21,MR. LASSEN: (CUTTING HIMSELF NOISES),127000,FALSE,6666,3,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155681,559,22,"Seymour Skinner: Oh, I see you're left-handed... (CLOSES FILE) so that concludes my evaluation. Enjoy fourth grade.",132000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, I see you're left-handed... so that concludes my evaluation. Enjoy fourth grade.",oh i see youre left-handed so that concludes my evaluation enjoy fourth grade,13 +155682,559,23,(BART'S CLASSROOM: Int. Bart's classroom - continuous),139000,FALSE,NA,441,NA,BART'S CLASSROOM,NA,NA,NA +155683,559,24,"Milhouse Van Houten: So, any dirt on the new teacher?",139000,TRUE,25,441,Milhouse Van Houten,BART'S CLASSROOM,"So, any dirt on the new teacher?",so any dirt on the new teacher,7 +155684,559,25,Martin Prince: Is he stingy with the pumpkin stickers?,141000,TRUE,38,441,Martin Prince,BART'S CLASSROOM,Is he stingy with the pumpkin stickers?,is he stingy with the pumpkin stickers,7 +155685,559,26,Database: Does he have O.C.D.? O.C.D.? O.C.D.?,144000,TRUE,1605,441,Database,BART'S CLASSROOM,Does he have O.C.D.? O.C.D.? O.C.D.?,does he have ocd ocd ocd,6 +155686,559,27,"Bart Simpson: I dunno. But in ten minutes I'm gonna have him kneeling before Zod. In this example, I'm Zod.",146000,TRUE,8,441,Bart Simpson,BART'S CLASSROOM,"I dunno. But in ten minutes I'm gonna have him kneeling before Zod. In this example, I'm Zod.",i dunno but in ten minutes im gonna have him kneeling before zod in this example im zod,18 +155687,559,28,Bart Simpson: When he opens the door...,157000,TRUE,8,441,Bart Simpson,BART'S CLASSROOM,When he opens the door...,when he opens the door,5 +155688,559,29,Milhouse Van Houten: That's kinda scary... but it doesn't make me pee my pants.,163000,TRUE,25,441,Milhouse Van Houten,BART'S CLASSROOM,That's kinda scary... but it doesn't make me pee my pants.,thats kinda scary but it doesnt make me pee my pants,11 +155689,559,30,MR. LASSEN: (SCARY) Hello.,167000,TRUE,6666,441,MR. LASSEN,BART'S CLASSROOM,Hello.,hello,1 +155690,559,31,Milhouse Van Houten: (SCREAMS),167000,FALSE,25,441,Milhouse Van Houten,BART'S CLASSROOM,NA,NA,NA +155691,559,32,MR. LASSEN: I'm Mr. Lassen.,171000,TRUE,6666,441,MR. LASSEN,BART'S CLASSROOM,I'm Mr. Lassen.,im mr lassen,3 +155692,559,33,Nelson Muntz: You mean Mr. Less-than?,173000,TRUE,101,441,Nelson Muntz,BART'S CLASSROOM,You mean Mr. Less-than?,you mean mr less-than,4 +155693,559,34,Kids: (NERVOUS TITTERS),173000,FALSE,39,441,Kids,BART'S CLASSROOM,NA,NA,NA +155694,559,35,"MR. LASSEN: So, a comedian, are you?",177000,TRUE,6666,441,MR. LASSEN,BART'S CLASSROOM,"So, a comedian, are you?",so a comedian are you,5 +155695,559,36,Nelson Muntz: I've got a pretty solid ten minutes.,179000,TRUE,101,441,Nelson Muntz,BART'S CLASSROOM,I've got a pretty solid ten minutes.,ive got a pretty solid ten minutes,7 +155696,559,37,"MR. LASSEN: Well, I could do five minutes on your pathetic ""vest"" and five minutes on your ugly buck teeth. And I've got a whole HBO special's worth on your fat mamma.",181000,TRUE,6666,441,MR. LASSEN,BART'S CLASSROOM,"Well, I could do five minutes on your pathetic ""vest"" and five minutes on your ugly buck teeth. And I've got a whole HBO special's worth on your fat mamma.",well i could do five minutes on your pathetic vest and five minutes on your ugly buck teeth and ive got a whole hbo specials worth on your fat mamma,30 +155697,559,38,Nelson Muntz: (DEFENSIVE) My mom can't afford to be fat -- she's an exotic dancer!,191000,TRUE,101,441,Nelson Muntz,BART'S CLASSROOM,My mom can't afford to be fat -- she's an exotic dancer!,my mom cant afford to be fat -- shes an exotic dancer,12 +155698,559,39,"MR. LASSEN: (SADISTIC CHUCKLE) And in what exotic location does she ""dance?""",196000,TRUE,6666,441,MR. LASSEN,BART'S CLASSROOM,"And in what exotic location does she ""dance?""",and in what exotic location does she dance,8 +155699,559,40,"Nelson Muntz: (ASHAMED) ""A Touch of Class."" (ADMITTING) But the ""cl"" fell off.",199000,TRUE,101,441,Nelson Muntz,BART'S CLASSROOM,"""A Touch of Class."" But the ""cl"" fell off.",a touch of class but the cl fell off,9 +155700,559,41,"MR. LASSEN: Son... there was never a ""cl.""",202000,TRUE,6666,441,MR. LASSEN,BART'S CLASSROOM,"Son... there was never a ""cl.""",son there was never a cl,6 +155701,559,42,Nelson Muntz: (STUNNED) I-I think I always knew that.,202000,TRUE,101,441,Nelson Muntz,BART'S CLASSROOM,I-I think I always knew that.,i-i think i always knew that,6 +155702,559,43,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SOTTO) Bart, this guy served two tours in middle school! Abort prank!",207000,TRUE,25,441,Milhouse Van Houten,BART'S CLASSROOM,"Bart, this guy served two tours in middle school! Abort prank!",bart this guy served two tours in middle school abort prank,11 +155703,559,44,Bart Simpson: I will not. Anything to delay a spelling test!,212000,TRUE,8,441,Bart Simpson,BART'S CLASSROOM,I will not. Anything to delay a spelling test!,i will not anything to delay a spelling test,9 +155704,559,45,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: int. bart's class - continuous),221000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +155705,559,46,MR. LASSEN: Looks like I've got a prankster on my hands. (CHUCKLES),221000,TRUE,6666,573,MR. LASSEN,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Looks like I've got a prankster on my hands.,looks like ive got a prankster on my hands,9 +155706,559,47,"MR. LASSEN: You know, son, school code says a student's hair should be of uniform length.",225000,TRUE,6666,573,MR. LASSEN,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"You know, son, school code says a student's hair should be of uniform length.",you know son school code says a students hair should be of uniform length,14 +155707,559,48,Nelson Muntz: What're you gonna do to him?,232000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,What're you gonna do to him?,whatre you gonna do to him,6 +155708,559,49,"MR. LASSEN: Quiet. (CONSULTS SEATING CHART) ""Smellson.""",233000,TRUE,6666,573,MR. LASSEN,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,"Quiet. ""Smellson.""",quiet smellson,2 +155709,559,50,Nelson Muntz: Smellson? I prayed no one would ever think of that. (SOBS),236000,TRUE,101,573,Nelson Muntz,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Smellson? I prayed no one would ever think of that.,smellson i prayed no one would ever think of that,10 +155710,559,51,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,242000,TRUE,8,573,Bart Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +155711,559,52,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),244000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155712,559,53,"Marge Simpson: How was your first day at school, Bart?",244000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"How was your first day at school, Bart?",how was your first day at school bart,8 +155713,559,54,Bart Simpson: Terrible.,247000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Terrible.,terrible,1 +155714,559,55,Homer Simpson: (GENTLY) You wanna talk about it?,248000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You wanna talk about it?,you wanna talk about it,5 +155715,559,56,Bart Simpson: No.,248000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +155716,559,57,"Homer Simpson: (APPRECIATIVE) Oh, thank you.",250000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, thank you.",oh thank you,3 +155717,559,58,Lisa Simpson: Why are you wearing your hat at dinner?,251000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Why are you wearing your hat at dinner?,why are you wearing your hat at dinner,8 +155718,559,59,Bart Simpson: This new teacher I got gave me a haircut.,253000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,This new teacher I got gave me a haircut.,this new teacher i got gave me a haircut,9 +155719,559,60,Marge Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),253000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155720,559,61,Homer Simpson: A haircut? Let me see!,255000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,A haircut? Let me see!,a haircut let me see,5 +155721,559,62,Bart Simpson: No.,257000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,No.,no,1 +155722,559,63,"Bart Simpson: No, you'll laugh at me.",259000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, you'll laugh at me.",no youll laugh at me,5 +155723,559,64,Homer Simpson: I won't laugh at you. Let's see--,261000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I won't laugh at you. Let's see--,i wont laugh at you lets see--,7 +155724,559,65,"Homer Simpson: (TRIES TO STIFLE A GIGGLE, BUT CAN'T, AND KEEPS GIGGLING)",261000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155725,559,66,Homer Simpson: Look at me! I'm Bart!,267000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Look at me! I'm Bart!,look at me im bart,5 +155726,559,67,Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLES DESPITE HERSELF) We're sorry. (BURSTS OUT IN HUGE LAUGH),269000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,We're sorry.,were sorry,2 +155727,559,68,Maggie Simpson: (CHUCKLES),269000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155728,559,69,"Marge Simpson: Stop that, all of you. It's not Bart's fault that his haircut looks so stupid.",277000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Stop that, all of you. It's not Bart's fault that his haircut looks so stupid.",stop that all of you its not barts fault that his haircut looks so stupid,15 +155729,559,70,Homer Simpson: (SHORT GIGGLE),277000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155730,559,71,Marge Simpson: I didn't know that a teacher could cut kids' hair.,282000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I didn't know that a teacher could cut kids' hair.,i didnt know that a teacher could cut kids hair,10 +155731,559,72,Bart Simpson: Teachers union won the right in their last strike.,285000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Teachers union won the right in their last strike.,teachers union won the right in their last strike,9 +155732,559,73,Marge Simpson: I'm going to go to that school and talk to that teacher.,288000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm going to go to that school and talk to that teacher.,im going to go to that school and talk to that teacher,12 +155733,559,74,"Homer Simpson: Marge, please don't say anything. It never makes a difference and then the teachers give us stink-eye during the school fairs.",292000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, please don't say anything. It never makes a difference and then the teachers give us stink-eye during the school fairs.",marge please dont say anything it never makes a difference and then the teachers give us stink-eye during the school fairs,21 +155734,559,75,"Marge Simpson: Well, if he's gonna get a haircut, Bart should at least have gotten a balloon with it.",299000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, if he's gonna get a haircut, Bart should at least have gotten a balloon with it.",well if hes gonna get a haircut bart should at least have gotten a balloon with it,17 +155735,559,76,"Marge Simpson: (DISPLEASED MURMUR) Well, anyway Bart, you'll cheer up on our camping trip this weekend.",304000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, anyway Bart, you'll cheer up on our camping trip this weekend.",well anyway bart youll cheer up on our camping trip this weekend,12 +155736,559,77,Homer Simpson: What camping trip?,309000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What camping trip?,what camping trip,3 +155737,559,78,Marge Simpson: The one you booked for us at Owl Haven. (POINTED) The one you have to reserve a year in advance.,310000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,The one you booked for us at Owl Haven. The one you have to reserve a year in advance.,the one you booked for us at owl haven the one you have to reserve a year in advance,19 +155738,559,79,"Homer Simpson: Oh, uh... you told me not to do it a year ago. Remember?",317000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, uh... you told me not to do it a year ago. Remember?",oh uh you told me not to do it a year ago remember,13 +155739,559,80,Marge Simpson: I don't remember that!,321000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't remember that!,i dont remember that,4 +155740,559,81,Homer Simpson: You're right. No one could be expected to remember something from a year ago. Certainly not me. Pass the gravy?,323000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,You're right. No one could be expected to remember something from a year ago. Certainly not me. Pass the gravy?,youre right no one could be expected to remember something from a year ago certainly not me pass the gravy,20 +155741,559,82,"Marge Simpson: (STUNNED GASP) Don't tell me you didn't reserve a campsite! Labor day is next weekend, there'll be nothing left!",329000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Don't tell me you didn't reserve a campsite! Labor day is next weekend, there'll be nothing left!",dont tell me you didnt reserve a campsite labor day is next weekend therell be nothing left,17 +155742,559,83,"Homer Simpson: Hey, there's always room at Buzzard's Roost.",336000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey, there's always room at Buzzard's Roost.",hey theres always room at buzzards roost,7 +155743,559,84,"Lisa Simpson: Excuse me, but Buzzard's Roost is a converted parking lot.",338000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Excuse me, but Buzzard's Roost is a converted parking lot.",excuse me but buzzards roost is a converted parking lot,10 +155744,559,85,"Homer Simpson: Excuse me, but grass is poking through.",342000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Excuse me, but grass is poking through.",excuse me but grass is poking through,7 +155745,559,86,Marge Simpson: (TALKS OVER THE FOLLOWING) Why do I ever put you in charge of the littlest thing?,345000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Why do I ever put you in charge of the littlest thing?,why do i ever put you in charge of the littlest thing,12 +155746,559,87,Lisa Simpson: Parking lot.,347000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Parking lot.,parking lot,2 +155747,559,88,Homer Simpson: Poking through.,347000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Poking through.,poking through,2 +155748,559,89,Lisa Simpson: Parking lot.,348000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Parking lot.,parking lot,2 +155749,559,90,Homer Simpson: Poking through.,349000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Poking through.,poking through,2 +155750,559,91,Marge Simpson: (BIG SOB) My biggest sin is that I dare to hope.,350000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,My biggest sin is that I dare to hope.,my biggest sin is that i dare to hope,9 +155751,559,92,"Homer Simpson: Oh, Marge, I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized. The mashed potatoes can't stand watch. Even the children seem upset. So trust me, I will come through for you, baby.",354000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, Marge, I can't stand it when you cry at dinner. The pork chops look traumatized. The mashed potatoes can't stand watch. Even the children seem upset. So trust me, I will come through for you, baby.",oh marge i cant stand it when you cry at dinner the pork chops look traumatized the mashed potatoes cant stand watch even the children seem upset so trust me i will come through for you baby,37 +155752,559,93,Homer Simpson: Not you.,368000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Not you.,not you,2 +155753,559,94,"Homer Simpson: So, what do you say, Marge?",370000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"So, what do you say, Marge?",so what do you say marge,6 +155754,559,95,Marge Simpson: I want so much to believe you.,372000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I want so much to believe you.,i want so much to believe you,7 +155755,559,96,Homer Simpson: And I want you to believe me too. Isn't it great how much we agree?,375000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,And I want you to believe me too. Isn't it great how much we agree?,and i want you to believe me too isnt it great how much we agree,15 +155756,559,97,(Springfield Elementary School: Ext. Springfield Elementary - day - establishing),383000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155757,559,98,(Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom: int. bart's class - later),383000,FALSE,NA,573,NA,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +155758,559,99,MR. LASSEN: Looks like our blackboard has been defaced. Lucky for you I can take a joke.,383000,TRUE,6666,573,MR. LASSEN,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Looks like our blackboard has been defaced. Lucky for you I can take a joke.,looks like our blackboard has been defaced lucky for you i can take a joke,15 +155759,559,100,Lisa Simpson: Hello? Hello? Is everything okay?,391000,TRUE,9,573,Lisa Simpson,Mrs. Krabappel's Classroom,Hello? Hello? Is everything okay?,hello hello is everything okay,5 +155760,559,101,(Miss Hoover's Classroom: Int. Lisa's class - continuous),394000,FALSE,NA,574,NA,Miss Hoover's Classroom,NA,NA,NA +155761,559,102,Milhouse Van Houten: Heeere's Millie!,394000,TRUE,25,574,Milhouse Van Houten,Miss Hoover's Classroom,Heeere's Millie!,heeeres millie,2 +155762,559,103,(LASSEN'S CLASS: Int. Lassen's class - continuous),397000,FALSE,NA,4402,NA,LASSEN'S CLASS,NA,NA,NA +155763,559,104,"Lisa Simpson: Excuse me, you ruined my report.",397000,TRUE,9,4402,Lisa Simpson,LASSEN'S CLASS,"Excuse me, you ruined my report.",excuse me you ruined my report,6 +155764,559,105,MR. LASSEN: Fine. You got an A.,400000,TRUE,6666,4402,MR. LASSEN,LASSEN'S CLASS,Fine. You got an A.,fine you got an a,5 +155765,559,106,Lisa Simpson: Oh! Yippee! Fourth-grade A!,400000,TRUE,9,4402,Lisa Simpson,LASSEN'S CLASS,Oh! Yippee! Fourth-grade A!,oh yippee fourth-grade a,4 +155766,559,107,"MR. LASSEN: You might fool some people ""El Barto,"" but not me.",404000,TRUE,6666,4402,MR. LASSEN,LASSEN'S CLASS,"You might fool some people ""El Barto,"" but not me.",you might fool some people el barto but not me,10 +155767,559,108,(Springfield Elementary School: Int. Springfield elementary - Bart's class - day),408000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155768,559,109,MR. LASSEN: Now we're gonna learn about electricity. (POINTS TO BART) Hey livewire! Come up here.,408000,TRUE,6666,3,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Elementary School,Now we're gonna learn about electricity. Hey livewire! Come up here.,now were gonna learn about electricity hey livewire come up here,11 +155769,559,110,MR. LASSEN: Touch the generator.,413000,TRUE,6666,3,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Elementary School,Touch the generator.,touch the generator,3 +155770,559,111,Nelson Muntz: (SOTTO) Even I think this is too far!,418000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,Even I think this is too far!,even i think this is too far,7 +155771,559,112,"Milhouse Van Houten: (SOTTO) Quiet, Smellson!",420000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,"Quiet, Smellson!",quiet smellson,2 +155772,559,113,Nelson Muntz: It's sticking!,421000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,It's sticking!,its sticking,2 +155773,559,114,Bart Simpson: (GETTING SPARKED NOISES),421000,FALSE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +155774,559,115,Milhouse Van Houten: I just need to get to sixty percent.,429000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,I just need to get to sixty percent.,i just need to get to sixty percent,8 +155775,559,116,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - establishing),437000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155776,559,117,"Bart Simpson: Milhouse, I am gonna get back at Lassen. Now ""The Hobbit"" taught us that every dragon has a chink in its armor.",437000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Milhouse, I am gonna get back at Lassen. Now ""The Hobbit"" taught us that every dragon has a chink in its armor.",milhouse i am gonna get back at lassen now the hobbit taught us that every dragon has a chink in its armor,22 +155807,559,148,"Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, that's convenient.",564000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,"Oh, that's convenient.",oh thats convenient,3 +155870,559,211,"Homer Simpson: Compared to the rest of these people, yeah.",872000,TRUE,2,4403,Homer Simpson,NEW SIMPSON TENT,"Compared to the rest of these people, yeah.",compared to the rest of these people yeah,8 +155777,559,118,"Milhouse Van Houten: It also taught us that New Zealand's beautiful landscapes and attractive tax credits add up to a filmmaker's paradise. For more information, visit www.nzfilmhere.nz.",443000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"It also taught us that New Zealand's beautiful landscapes and attractive tax credits add up to a filmmaker's paradise. For more information, visit www.nzfilmhere.nz.",it also taught us that new zealands beautiful landscapes and attractive tax credits add up to a filmmakers paradise for more information visit wwwnzfilmherenz,24 +155778,559,119,"Groundskeeper Willie: (RUBBING APPLE ON BODY NOISES, THEN REALIZING) Ach! Wrong order.",467000,TRUE,404,5,Groundskeeper Willie,Simpson Home,Ach! Wrong order.,ach wrong order,3 +155779,559,120,MR. LASSEN: You seem lonely and kind of weird.,473000,TRUE,6666,5,MR. LASSEN,Simpson Home,You seem lonely and kind of weird.,you seem lonely and kind of weird,7 +155780,559,121,Miss Hoover: (FLIRTY) You left out single.,476000,TRUE,464,5,Miss Hoover,Simpson Home,You left out single.,you left out single,4 +155781,559,122,Dewey Largo: Mind if I heat up some goulash?,476000,TRUE,6,5,Dewey Largo,Simpson Home,Mind if I heat up some goulash?,mind if i heat up some goulash,7 +155782,559,123,MR. LASSEN: (TO HOOVER) Let's continue this online.,480000,TRUE,6666,5,MR. LASSEN,Simpson Home,Let's continue this online.,lets continue this online,4 +155783,559,124,"Bart Simpson: I've created a fake Miss Hoover profile. When Lassen friends her, we'll know everything about him.",485000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"I've created a fake Miss Hoover profile. When Lassen friends her, we'll know everything about him.",ive created a fake miss hoover profile when lassen friends her well know everything about him,16 +155784,559,125,"Milhouse Van Houten: (CONCERNED) I don't know, Bart. You're lying about your identity? That's against the terms and conditions.",490000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,"I don't know, Bart. You're lying about your identity? That's against the terms and conditions.",i dont know bart youre lying about your identity thats against the terms and conditions,15 +155785,559,126,"Bart Simpson: We've all read the terms and conditions, Milhouse.",496000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"We've all read the terms and conditions, Milhouse.",weve all read the terms and conditions milhouse,8 +155786,559,127,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Springfield Nuclear plant - day),499000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +155787,559,128,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Power plant - continuous),499000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +155788,559,129,"Homer Simpson: (NORMAL HOMER VOICE) Look, I really need a campsite. (DESPERATE) My wife is making sandwiches!",499000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Look, I really need a campsite. My wife is making sandwiches!",look i really need a campsite my wife is making sandwiches,11 +155789,559,130,"Park Ranger: (BUTCH WOMAN) Sorry, reservations are a year in advance.",504000,TRUE,2074,10,Park Ranger,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sorry, reservations are a year in advance.",sorry reservations are a year in advance,7 +155790,559,131,Homer Simpson: What about Mosquito Cove?,506000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,What about Mosquito Cove?,what about mosquito cove,4 +155791,559,132,Park Ranger: Booked.,506000,TRUE,2074,10,Park Ranger,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Booked.,booked,1 +155792,559,133,Homer Simpson: Skunk Canyon?,508000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Skunk Canyon?,skunk canyon,2 +155793,559,134,Park Ranger: Booked every year since two thousand three.,508000,TRUE,2074,10,Park Ranger,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Booked every year since two thousand three.,booked every year since two thousand three,7 +155794,559,135,Homer Simpson: Ooh! How 'bout the campsite where the guy in the hockey mask kills all the campers?,511000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Ooh! How 'bout the campsite where the guy in the hockey mask kills all the campers?,ooh how bout the campsite where the guy in the hockey mask kills all the campers,16 +155795,559,136,"Park Ranger: Sir, that is a movie.",515000,TRUE,2074,10,Park Ranger,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sir, that is a movie.",sir that is a movie,5 +155796,559,137,"Homer Simpson: (OH PHONE) Hello? Hello? This is Homer Simpson! 742 Evergreen Terrace, looking for a place for my kids and me! And my pretty, pretty wife!",519000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hello? Hello? This is Homer Simpson! 742 Evergreen Terrace, looking for a place for my kids and me! And my pretty, pretty wife!",hello hello this is homer simpson 742 evergreen terrace looking for a place for my kids and me and my pretty pretty wife,23 +155797,559,138,"Homer Simpson: You know, alarm code three six seven nine. Three six seven nine!",528000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You know, alarm code three six seven nine. Three six seven nine!",you know alarm code three six seven nine three six seven nine,12 +155798,559,139,(Park: Ext. park - day),534000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +155799,559,140,"Nelson Muntz: (EYES DART, THEN) So I hear you're getting back at Lassen.",534000,TRUE,101,50,Nelson Muntz,Park,So I hear you're getting back at Lassen.,so i hear youre getting back at lassen,8 +155800,559,141,Bart Simpson: Maybe I am. So?,537000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,Maybe I am. So?,maybe i am so,4 +155801,559,142,"Nelson Muntz: (DESPERATE) You've gotta do it, man. He preys on the weak. (MAKES FIST, MEAN:) Now give me your lunch money!",539000,TRUE,101,50,Nelson Muntz,Park,"You've gotta do it, man. He preys on the weak. Now give me your lunch money!",youve gotta do it man he preys on the weak now give me your lunch money,16 +155802,559,143,MR. LASSEN: (ENTERING FRAME) I'll take that.,545000,TRUE,6666,50,MR. LASSEN,Park,I'll take that.,ill take that,3 +155803,559,144,Bart Simpson: Here's Lassen's profile:,545000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,Here's Lassen's profile:,heres lassens profile,3 +155804,559,145,Bart Simpson: What the?,553000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,What the?,what the,2 +155805,559,146,Bart Simpson: (AMAZED) Tagged as Lassen! (GROSSED OUT NOISES),555000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,Tagged as Lassen!,tagged as lassen,3 +155806,559,147,Milhouse Van Houten: It says these were taken at Blazing Guy. What's Blazing Guy?,559000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,It says these were taken at Blazing Guy. What's Blazing Guy?,it says these were taken at blazing guy whats blazing guy,11 +156003,560,73,(Homer's Car: int. homer's car - day),334000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +155808,559,149,"DESERT HIPSTER: Helloha! Do you want to make your home in a self-sustaining city that only exists a few days a year? One that combines nudity, dust storms, children and all-consuming fires? Then you, my bro or bra, are dreaming of Blazing Guy!",566000,TRUE,6667,50,DESERT HIPSTER,Park,"Helloha! Do you want to make your home in a self-sustaining city that only exists a few days a year? One that combines nudity, dust storms, children and all-consuming fires? Then you, my bro or bra, are dreaming of Blazing Guy!",helloha do you want to make your home in a self-sustaining city that only exists a few days a year one that combines nudity dust storms children and all-consuming fires then you my bro or bra are dreaming of blazing guy,41 +155809,559,150,"DESERT HIPSTER: On the last day, the chosen one, or Ignis, sets fire to the giant wooden Guy in a ritual dating back to nineteen eighty-six.",587000,TRUE,6667,50,DESERT HIPSTER,Park,"On the last day, the chosen one, or Ignis, sets fire to the giant wooden Guy in a ritual dating back to nineteen eighty-six.",on the last day the chosen one or ignis sets fire to the giant wooden guy in a ritual dating back to nineteen eighty-six,24 +155810,559,151,"DESERT HIPSTER: The Blazing Guy Council of Elders, in conjunction with Duraflame, is very pleased to announce that this year's Ignis is Jack Lassen.",600000,TRUE,6667,50,DESERT HIPSTER,Park,"The Blazing Guy Council of Elders, in conjunction with Duraflame, is very pleased to announce that this year's Ignis is Jack Lassen.",the blazing guy council of elders in conjunction with duraflame is very pleased to announce that this years ignis is jack lassen,22 +155811,559,152,Milhouse Van Houten: (GASP),600000,FALSE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,NA,NA,NA +155812,559,153,"Bart Simpson: So if we go there with a camera to film Lassen humiliating himself, I'll get revenge for him making me into this!",610000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,"So if we go there with a camera to film Lassen humiliating himself, I'll get revenge for him making me into this!",so if we go there with a camera to film lassen humiliating himself ill get revenge for him making me into this,22 +155813,559,154,Milhouse Van Houten: (GIGGLES),610000,FALSE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,NA,NA,NA +155814,559,155,Bart Simpson: I was trying to even it out!,617000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,I was trying to even it out!,i was trying to even it out,7 +155815,559,156,Milhouse Van Houten: You're starting to look like your Dad.,619000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,You're starting to look like your Dad.,youre starting to look like your dad,7 +155816,559,157,Bart Simpson: Nooo!,621000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,Nooo!,nooo,1 +155817,559,158,Milhouse Van Houten: I'm lucky. I just look like my Mom.,622000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,I'm lucky. I just look like my Mom.,im lucky i just look like my mom,8 +155818,559,159,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - kitchen - day),630000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155819,559,160,Lisa Simpson: (OUT-OF-BREATH NOISES) Gosh... that was a hard sleeping bag to roll up.,630000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Gosh... that was a hard sleeping bag to roll up.,gosh that was a hard sleeping bag to roll up,10 +155820,559,161,Marge Simpson: Those were your father's sweatpants.,634000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Those were your father's sweatpants.,those were your fathers sweatpants,5 +155821,559,162,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I have a confession to make about this trip.",636000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, I have a confession to make about this trip.",marge i have a confession to make about this trip,10 +155822,559,163,"Bart Simpson: (LOUD WHISPER) Dad, don't worry, I got you a place.",640000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, don't worry, I got you a place.",dad dont worry i got you a place,8 +155823,559,164,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),640000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155824,559,165,"Homer Simpson: Once again, I've been saved from any consequences. It'll keep happening till one day I create a mess so enormous it can't be cleaned up. Thanks, boy.",643000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Once again, I've been saved from any consequences. It'll keep happening till one day I create a mess so enormous it can't be cleaned up. Thanks, boy.",once again ive been saved from any consequences itll keep happening till one day i create a mess so enormous it cant be cleaned up thanks boy,27 +155825,559,166,(Freeway: Ext. freeway - late afternoon),656000,FALSE,NA,110,NA,Freeway,NA,NA,NA +155826,559,167,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) A CAMPING WE WILL GO...,656000,TRUE,2,110,Homer Simpson,Freeway,A CAMPING WE WILL GO...,a camping we will go,5 +155827,559,168,Marge Simpson: (SINGS) BUT WHERE? I STILL DON'T KNOW!,657000,TRUE,1,110,Marge Simpson,Freeway,BUT WHERE? I STILL DON'T KNOW!,but where i still dont know,6 +155828,559,169,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) A PLACE THAT'S FILLED WITH SUN AND SAND / A DESERT STEAMPUNK DISNEYLAND / KEEP EXPECTATIONS (BARITONE) LOWWW... / SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT...,659000,TRUE,2,110,Homer Simpson,Freeway,A PLACE THAT'S FILLED WITH SUN AND SAND / A DESERT STEAMPUNK DISNEYLAND / KEEP EXPECTATIONS LOWWW... / SWING LOW SWEET CHARIOT...,a place thats filled with sun and sand a desert steampunk disneyland keep expectations lowww swing low sweet chariot,19 +155829,559,170,(Desert: Ext. Desert - night),674000,FALSE,NA,1222,NA,Desert,NA,NA,NA +155830,559,171,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Homer Simpson, I love you.",674000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,"Homer Simpson, I love you.",homer simpson i love you,5 +155831,559,172,Marge Simpson: (SMALL SURPRISED NOISE),674000,FALSE,1,1222,Marge Simpson,Desert,NA,NA,NA +155832,559,173,Lisa Simpson: (EMERGING FROM TENT) A world of anarchic free expression!,690000,TRUE,9,1222,Lisa Simpson,Desert,A world of anarchic free expression!,a world of anarchic free expression,6 +155833,559,174,Homer Simpson: Cars shaped like cupcakes!,694000,TRUE,2,1222,Homer Simpson,Desert,Cars shaped like cupcakes!,cars shaped like cupcakes,4 +155834,559,175,Lisa Simpson: I'm home!,696000,TRUE,9,1222,Lisa Simpson,Desert,I'm home!,im home,2 +155835,559,176,"CUPCAKE MAN: (GRUFF) No, no, no. Don't blow me out, wise guy. Not in the mood. (DRIVES OFF)",699000,TRUE,6668,1222,CUPCAKE MAN,Desert,"No, no, no. Don't blow me out, wise guy. Not in the mood.",no no no dont blow me out wise guy not in the mood,13 +155836,559,177,(Tent: Ext. tent - morning - moments later),717000,FALSE,NA,1229,NA,Tent,NA,NA,NA +155837,559,178,Marge Simpson: I'm not sure this campground is family-friendly.,717000,TRUE,1,1229,Marge Simpson,Tent,I'm not sure this campground is family-friendly.,im not sure this campground is family-friendly,7 +155838,559,179,Homer Simpson: All camping is pointless. You drive hundreds of miles to shower and sleep in a place with no bathroom or beds. I guess what I'm trying to say is: where's Maggie?,720000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,All camping is pointless. You drive hundreds of miles to shower and sleep in a place with no bathroom or beds. I guess what I'm trying to say is: where's Maggie?,all camping is pointless you drive hundreds of miles to shower and sleep in a place with no bathroom or beds i guess what im trying to say is wheres maggie,31 +155839,559,180,Marge Simpson: (SCARED SCREAM),720000,FALSE,1,1229,Marge Simpson,Tent,NA,NA,NA +155840,559,181,Marge Simpson: We brought Cheerios for you!,732000,TRUE,1,1229,Marge Simpson,Tent,We brought Cheerios for you!,we brought cheerios for you,5 +155841,559,182,BLAZING GUY VETERAN: Now you know the wind does kick up here. Hope you went three feet down with your tent stakes.,737000,TRUE,6669,1229,BLAZING GUY VETERAN,Tent,Now you know the wind does kick up here. Hope you went three feet down with your tent stakes.,now you know the wind does kick up here hope you went three feet down with your tent stakes,19 +155842,559,183,"Homer Simpson: Uh, listen here, Desert Arnaz. Homer Simpson knows how to pitch a tent.",743000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,"Uh, listen here, Desert Arnaz. Homer Simpson knows how to pitch a tent.",uh listen here desert arnaz homer simpson knows how to pitch a tent,13 +155843,559,184,"Homer Simpson: Hey man, can I bum a tent?",752000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,"Hey man, can I bum a tent?",hey man can i bum a tent,7 +155844,559,185,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED MURMUR),752000,FALSE,1,1229,Marge Simpson,Tent,NA,NA,NA +155845,559,186,HIPSTER WOMAN: (MELLOW) You seem stressed. Have some calming tea.,755000,TRUE,6670,1229,HIPSTER WOMAN,Tent,You seem stressed. Have some calming tea.,you seem stressed have some calming tea,7 +155846,559,187,"Marge Simpson: Finally. A normal person. (GULPS TEA) Thank you, Miss... um...",758000,TRUE,1,1229,Marge Simpson,Tent,"Finally. A normal person. Thank you, Miss... um...",finally a normal person thank you miss um,8 +155847,559,188,HIPSTER WOMAN: Calypso Self-Knowledge.,764000,TRUE,6670,1229,HIPSTER WOMAN,Tent,Calypso Self-Knowledge.,calypso self-knowledge,2 +155848,559,189,Marge Simpson: Is that tea... adulterated?,767000,TRUE,1,1229,Marge Simpson,Tent,Is that tea... adulterated?,is that tea adulterated,4 +155849,559,190,HIPSTER WOMAN: Does that look like something I'd do?,770000,TRUE,6670,1229,HIPSTER WOMAN,Tent,Does that look like something I'd do?,does that look like something id do,7 +155850,559,191,Homer Simpson: Hey Marge!,774000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,Hey Marge!,hey marge,2 +155851,559,192,Homer Simpson: We got a new tent from a guy who O.D.'d!,776000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,We got a new tent from a guy who O.D.'d!,we got a new tent from a guy who odd,10 +155852,559,193,"Homer Simpson: Aw, let me get a picture of that.",781000,TRUE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,"Aw, let me get a picture of that.",aw let me get a picture of that,8 +155853,559,194,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. nuclear plant - day),787000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +155854,559,195,Carl Carlson: Awww.,787000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Awww.,awww,1 +155855,559,196,"Worker: (RUNNING OUT OF PLANT, PANICKY) I think Smitty's still inside!",788000,TRUE,534,10,Worker,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I think Smitty's still inside!,i think smittys still inside,5 +155856,559,197,Carl Carlson: (POINTS TO MAGGIE PHOTO) Too bad he's missin' this!,791000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Too bad he's missin' this!,too bad hes missin this,5 +155857,559,198,Lisa Simpson: (HAPPILY) So many musical choices!,792000,TRUE,9,10,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,So many musical choices!,so many musical choices,4 +155858,559,199,"Lisa Simpson: A brass band... barbershop quintet?... the human kazoo... ooh, a drum circle!",795000,TRUE,9,10,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"A brass band... barbershop quintet?... the human kazoo... ooh, a drum circle!",a brass band barbershop quintet the human kazoo ooh a drum circle,12 +155859,559,200,"Drummer: (PUT OFF) Uh... can I help you, freak?",818000,TRUE,1202,10,Drummer,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh... can I help you, freak?",uh can i help you freak,6 +155860,559,201,TUBA PLAYER: (SAD) No.,821000,TRUE,6671,10,TUBA PLAYER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No.,no,1 +155861,559,202,Bart Simpson: (GRIM) There he is.,827000,TRUE,8,10,Bart Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,There he is.,there he is,3 +155862,559,203,Milhouse Van Houten: (GASPS) His nipples are asymmetrical. This could ruin him!,829000,TRUE,25,10,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,His nipples are asymmetrical. This could ruin him!,his nipples are asymmetrical this could ruin him,8 +155863,559,204,"Bart Simpson: Milhouse, everyone here is a total freak. We have to find a way to completely humiliate Lassen.",834000,TRUE,8,10,Bart Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Milhouse, everyone here is a total freak. We have to find a way to completely humiliate Lassen.",milhouse everyone here is a total freak we have to find a way to completely humiliate lassen,17 +155864,559,205,"Milhouse Van Houten: Get a picture of a restaurant check with no tip, put it online, say it was him. Kaboom, he's finished!",839000,TRUE,25,10,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Get a picture of a restaurant check with no tip, put it online, say it was him. Kaboom, he's finished!",get a picture of a restaurant check with no tip put it online say it was him kaboom hes finished,20 +155865,559,206,(NEW SIMPSON TENT: Ext. new Simpson Tent - continuous),856000,FALSE,NA,4403,NA,NEW SIMPSON TENT,NA,NA,NA +155866,559,207,Marge Simpson: (LOW VOICE) Suddenly this place (HIGH VOICE) doesn't seem so bad.,856000,TRUE,1,4403,Marge Simpson,NEW SIMPSON TENT,Suddenly this place doesn't seem so bad.,suddenly this place doesnt seem so bad,7 +155867,559,208,Homer Simpson: This place is great. Just have to avoid these inseam-high cactuses!,861000,TRUE,2,4403,Homer Simpson,NEW SIMPSON TENT,This place is great. Just have to avoid these inseam-high cactuses!,this place is great just have to avoid these inseam-high cactuses,11 +155868,559,209,"Homer Simpson: (JUMPING NOISES, THEN ANNOYED GRUNT)",861000,FALSE,2,4403,Homer Simpson,NEW SIMPSON TENT,NA,NA,NA +155869,559,210,Marge Simpson: (TURNED-ON) Ooh. Are you Mr. Clean?,867000,TRUE,1,4403,Marge Simpson,NEW SIMPSON TENT,Ooh. Are you Mr. Clean?,ooh are you mr clean,5 +155871,559,212,Milhouse Van Houten: So give the Tooth Fairy my forwarding address 'cause it's pretty loose!,875000,TRUE,25,4403,Milhouse Van Houten,NEW SIMPSON TENT,So give the Tooth Fairy my forwarding address 'cause it's pretty loose!,so give the tooth fairy my forwarding address cause its pretty loose,12 +155872,559,213,Angry Man: About time! It's the only phone.,880000,TRUE,976,4403,Angry Man,NEW SIMPSON TENT,About time! It's the only phone.,about time its the only phone,6 +155873,559,214,Angry Man: You don't count!,883000,TRUE,976,4403,Angry Man,NEW SIMPSON TENT,You don't count!,you dont count,3 +155874,559,215,Milhouse Van Houten: Maybe we should just give up on Lassen.,886000,TRUE,25,4403,Milhouse Van Houten,NEW SIMPSON TENT,Maybe we should just give up on Lassen.,maybe we should just give up on lassen,8 +155875,559,216,Bart Simpson: No. This Ignis thing is the biggest deal of his life. And I'm gonna wreck it. Because he scarred me forever!,889000,TRUE,8,4403,Bart Simpson,NEW SIMPSON TENT,No. This Ignis thing is the biggest deal of his life. And I'm gonna wreck it. Because he scarred me forever!,no this ignis thing is the biggest deal of his life and im gonna wreck it because he scarred me forever,21 +155876,559,217,"Milhouse Van Houten: Hey, it grew back. A little better even. So full and lush...",895000,TRUE,25,4403,Milhouse Van Houten,NEW SIMPSON TENT,"Hey, it grew back. A little better even. So full and lush...",hey it grew back a little better even so full and lush,12 +155877,559,218,Bart Simpson: Enough!,900000,TRUE,8,4403,Bart Simpson,NEW SIMPSON TENT,Enough!,enough,1 +155878,559,219,(BURNING GUY: Ext. Burning Guy - Simpson tent),904000,FALSE,NA,4404,NA,BURNING GUY,NA,NA,NA +155879,559,220,Marge Simpson: (MELLOW) It's like someone ironed out all the wrinkles in my brain.,904000,TRUE,1,4404,Marge Simpson,BURNING GUY,It's like someone ironed out all the wrinkles in my brain.,its like someone ironed out all the wrinkles in my brain,11 +155880,559,221,Homer Simpson: (SAND BLOWING IN HIS MOUTH) Get... in... the tent!,941000,TRUE,2,4404,Homer Simpson,BURNING GUY,Get... in... the tent!,get in the tent,4 +155881,559,222,(Tent: INT. tent - continuous),954000,FALSE,NA,1229,NA,Tent,NA,NA,NA +155882,559,223,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),954000,FALSE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,NA,NA,NA +155883,559,224,"Marge Simpson: (LOVING) You always save me, trombone elephant.",954000,TRUE,1,1229,Marge Simpson,Tent,"You always save me, trombone elephant.",you always save me trombone elephant,6 +155884,559,225,Homer Simpson: (TRUMPET NOISE),954000,FALSE,2,1229,Homer Simpson,Tent,NA,NA,NA +155885,559,226,(Desert: ext. desert - late afternoon),966000,FALSE,NA,1222,NA,Desert,NA,NA,NA +155886,559,227,Bart Simpson: Fire retardant?!,966000,TRUE,8,1222,Bart Simpson,Desert,Fire retardant?!,fire retardant,2 +155887,559,228,"Bart Simpson: If Lassen can't light that thing, he'll be humiliated. What good is an Ignis who can't blaze the guy?",970000,TRUE,8,1222,Bart Simpson,Desert,"If Lassen can't light that thing, he'll be humiliated. What good is an Ignis who can't blaze the guy?",if lassen cant light that thing hell be humiliated what good is an ignis who cant blaze the guy,19 +155888,559,229,"Milhouse Van Houten: I'm scared, Bart. And I am never scared.",976000,TRUE,25,1222,Milhouse Van Houten,Desert,"I'm scared, Bart. And I am never scared.",im scared bart and i am never scared,8 +155889,559,230,Milhouse Van Houten: Hideous.,982000,TRUE,25,1222,Milhouse Van Houten,Desert,Hideous.,hideous,1 +155890,559,231,(BLAZING GUY: Ext. blazing guy - late afternoon - a little later),997000,FALSE,NA,4405,NA,BLAZING GUY,NA,NA,NA +155891,559,232,BLAZING GUY HIPSTER: These kids are gonna ruin the ceremony! Too bad I'm just an illusion!,997000,TRUE,6672,4405,BLAZING GUY HIPSTER,BLAZING GUY,These kids are gonna ruin the ceremony! Too bad I'm just an illusion!,these kids are gonna ruin the ceremony too bad im just an illusion,13 +155892,559,233,"Marge Simpson: (LOVING) Homie, you promised me an incredible camping trip and I got one.",1010000,TRUE,1,4405,Marge Simpson,BLAZING GUY,"Homie, you promised me an incredible camping trip and I got one.",homie you promised me an incredible camping trip and i got one,12 +155893,559,234,Homer Simpson: Just like I planned.,1015000,TRUE,2,4405,Homer Simpson,BLAZING GUY,Just like I planned.,just like i planned,4 +155894,559,235,Marge Simpson: You got very lucky this time. Don't push it.,1017000,TRUE,1,4405,Marge Simpson,BLAZING GUY,You got very lucky this time. Don't push it.,you got very lucky this time dont push it,9 +155895,559,236,Homer Simpson: I understand. I already signed up for this place next year. I Gave my form and two hundred dollars cash to that dude.,1021000,TRUE,2,4405,Homer Simpson,BLAZING GUY,I understand. I already signed up for this place next year. I Gave my form and two hundred dollars cash to that dude.,i understand i already signed up for this place next year i gave my form and two hundred dollars cash to that dude,23 +155896,559,237,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),1021000,FALSE,2,4405,Homer Simpson,BLAZING GUY,NA,NA,NA +155897,559,238,"FIRE PRIESTESS: (GRANDIOSE) Ignis, approach the Burning Man, I mean Blazing Guy.",1036000,TRUE,6673,4405,FIRE PRIESTESS,BLAZING GUY,"Ignis, approach the Burning Man, I mean Blazing Guy.",ignis approach the burning man i mean blazing guy,9 +155898,559,239,2ND REVELER: Get the job done!,1058000,TRUE,6674,4405,2ND REVELER,BLAZING GUY,Get the job done!,get the job done,4 +155899,559,240,MR. LASSEN: You're not helping!,1060000,TRUE,6666,4405,MR. LASSEN,BLAZING GUY,You're not helping!,youre not helping,3 +155900,559,241,Crowd: (BOOING/JEERING),1060000,FALSE,75,4405,Crowd,BLAZING GUY,NA,NA,NA +155901,559,242,FIRE PRIESTESS: Strip him of his nudity!,1069000,TRUE,6673,4405,FIRE PRIESTESS,BLAZING GUY,Strip him of his nudity!,strip him of his nudity,5 +155902,559,243,"MR. LASSEN: You! Maybe we won't have Blazing Guy, but we can still have... blazing boy.",1082000,TRUE,6666,4405,MR. LASSEN,BLAZING GUY,"You! Maybe we won't have Blazing Guy, but we can still have... blazing boy.",you maybe we wont have blazing guy but we can still have blazing boy,14 +155903,559,244,"Bart Simpson: Help me, desert weirdoes!",1097000,TRUE,8,4405,Bart Simpson,BLAZING GUY,"Help me, desert weirdoes!",help me desert weirdoes,4 +155904,559,245,Homer Simpson: I'll take those.,1102000,TRUE,2,4405,Homer Simpson,BLAZING GUY,I'll take those.,ill take those,3 +155905,559,246,Homer Simpson: Beware the butterfly's sting! What the?,1107000,TRUE,2,4405,Homer Simpson,BLAZING GUY,Beware the butterfly's sting! What the?,beware the butterflys sting what the,6 +155906,559,247,FIRE PRIESTESS: Form a human prison and hold him for five days.,1117000,TRUE,6673,4405,FIRE PRIESTESS,BLAZING GUY,Form a human prison and hold him for five days.,form a human prison and hold him for five days,10 +155907,559,248,MR. LASSEN: No! (STRUGGLING NOISES),1124000,TRUE,6666,4405,MR. LASSEN,BLAZING GUY,No!,no,1 +155908,559,249,"MAN IN CENTER OF PRISON: (CONCERNED) Wait, how many days?",1124000,TRUE,6675,4405,MAN IN CENTER OF PRISON,BLAZING GUY,"Wait, how many days?",wait how many days,4 +155909,559,250,Milhouse Van Houten: (LAUGH),1124000,FALSE,25,4405,Milhouse Van Houten,BLAZING GUY,NA,NA,NA +155910,559,251,"Bart Simpson: Hey listen, we should probably get home. My Dad forgot to bring water. (DRY-MOUTH NOISES)",1131000,TRUE,8,4405,Bart Simpson,BLAZING GUY,"Hey listen, we should probably get home. My Dad forgot to bring water.",hey listen we should probably get home my dad forgot to bring water,13 +155911,559,252,Marge Simpson: When will this tea get out of my system?,1139000,TRUE,1,4405,Marge Simpson,BLAZING GUY,When will this tea get out of my system?,when will this tea get out of my system,9 +155912,559,253,NELSON COMET: Haw-haw!,1159000,TRUE,6676,4405,NELSON COMET,BLAZING GUY,Haw-haw!,haw-haw,1 +155913,559,254,Marge Simpson: What the?,1162000,TRUE,1,4405,Marge Simpson,BLAZING GUY,What the?,what the,2 +155914,559,255,(Skinner's Office: int. skinner's office - day),1169000,FALSE,NA,28,NA,Skinner's Office,NA,NA,NA +155915,559,256,"Gary Chalmers: According to this file from Blazing Guy Secret Security, your behavior was so egregious we can do something that we've never done before: fire a teacher.",1169000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"According to this file from Blazing Guy Secret Security, your behavior was so egregious we can do something that we've never done before: fire a teacher.",according to this file from blazing guy secret security your behavior was so egregious we can do something that weve never done before fire a teacher,26 +155916,559,257,Seymour Skinner: Hand in your red pen.,1179000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,Hand in your red pen.,hand in your red pen,5 +155917,559,258,Seymour Skinner: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) I am not going to pass fingernail inspection tonight.,1185000,TRUE,3,28,Seymour Skinner,Skinner's Office,I am not going to pass fingernail inspection tonight.,i am not going to pass fingernail inspection tonight,9 +155918,559,259,"Gary Chalmers: So, where do you go from here?",1188000,TRUE,1078,28,Gary Chalmers,Skinner's Office,"So, where do you go from here?",so where do you go from here,7 +155919,559,260,MR. LASSEN: A place where my talents will be appreciated.,1189000,TRUE,6666,28,MR. LASSEN,Skinner's Office,A place where my talents will be appreciated.,a place where my talents will be appreciated,8 +155920,559,261,(Springfield Penitentiary: Int. Springfield penitentiary - night),1192000,FALSE,NA,1504,NA,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +155921,559,262,"MR. LASSEN: All right, that's lights out!",1192000,TRUE,6666,1504,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Penitentiary,"All right, that's lights out!",all right thats lights out,5 +155922,559,263,"MR. LASSEN: You too, freak!",1197000,TRUE,6666,1504,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Penitentiary,"You too, freak!",you too freak,3 +155923,559,264,Sideshow Bob: (ANNOYED NOISE),1197000,FALSE,153,1504,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Penitentiary,NA,NA,NA +155924,559,265,MR. LASSEN: (GESTURES TO BART) You hate him too?,1201000,TRUE,6666,1504,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Penitentiary,You hate him too?,you hate him too,4 +155925,559,266,Sideshow Bob: With every fiber of what's left of my wretched soul.,1203000,TRUE,153,1504,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Penitentiary,With every fiber of what's left of my wretched soul.,with every fiber of whats left of my wretched soul,10 +155926,559,267,MR. LASSEN: We should team up. (EYES DART) I can get you out of here.,1206000,TRUE,6666,1504,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Penitentiary,We should team up. I can get you out of here.,we should team up i can get you out of here,11 +155927,559,268,Sideshow Bob: A partner? Intriguing. Who gets to gut him like a little pot-bellied salmon?,1208000,TRUE,153,1504,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Penitentiary,A partner? Intriguing. Who gets to gut him like a little pot-bellied salmon?,a partner intriguing who gets to gut him like a little pot-bellied salmon,13 +155928,559,269,MR. LASSEN: I assumed we'd take turns.,1212000,TRUE,6666,1504,MR. LASSEN,Springfield Penitentiary,I assumed we'd take turns.,i assumed wed take turns,5 +155929,559,270,Sideshow Bob: No deal!,1212000,TRUE,153,1504,Sideshow Bob,Springfield Penitentiary,No deal!,no deal,2 +155930,560,0,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. moe's tavern - morning - establishing),36000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +155931,560,1,(ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S: ext. alley behind moe's - continuous),36000,FALSE,NA,2291,NA,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,NA,NA,NA +155932,560,2,Moe Szyslak: (HUMMING TO HIMSELF),36000,FALSE,17,2291,Moe Szyslak,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,NA,NA,NA +155933,560,3,"Moe Szyslak: Well if ain't my next door neighbor, King Toot.",36000,TRUE,17,2291,Moe Szyslak,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,"Well if ain't my next door neighbor, King Toot.",well if aint my next door neighbor king toot,9 +155934,560,4,KING TOOT: (GREETING AN OLD ENEMY) Moe.,38000,TRUE,6677,2291,KING TOOT,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,Moe.,moe,1 +155935,560,5,Moe Szyslak: How many times I gotta tell you not to throw your trash in my dumpster?,40000,TRUE,17,2291,Moe Szyslak,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,How many times I gotta tell you not to throw your trash in my dumpster?,how many times i gotta tell you not to throw your trash in my dumpster,15 +155936,560,6,"KING TOOT: Oh, come on, Szyslak. I gotta make space in the store for my new side business -- a tanning salon that secretly has cameras in the beds. Which feeds into my website, www dot tancams dot com. (BEAT) That is registered.",43000,TRUE,6677,2291,KING TOOT,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,"Oh, come on, Szyslak. I gotta make space in the store for my new side business -- a tanning salon that secretly has cameras in the beds. Which feeds into my website, www dot tancams dot com. That is registered.",oh come on szyslak i gotta make space in the store for my new side business -- a tanning salon that secretly has cameras in the beds which feeds into my website www dot tancams dot com that is registered,40 +155937,560,7,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, sounds great. Maybe then you could afford to rent your own dumpster.",57000,TRUE,17,2291,Moe Szyslak,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,"Hey, sounds great. Maybe then you could afford to rent your own dumpster.",hey sounds great maybe then you could afford to rent your own dumpster,13 +156004,560,74,(Master Bedroom: int. master bedroom - evening),334000,FALSE,NA,46,NA,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +155938,560,8,KING TOOT: I like my current deal. Free. Of. Charge.,61000,TRUE,6677,2291,KING TOOT,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,I like my current deal. Free. Of. Charge.,i like my current deal free of charge,8 +155939,560,9,Moe Szyslak: (WRESTLING NOISES) I'll eat your hair!,68000,TRUE,17,2291,Moe Szyslak,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,I'll eat your hair!,ill eat your hair,4 +155940,560,10,KING TOOT: (WRESTLING NOISES) You call that a testicle kick?,69000,TRUE,6677,2291,KING TOOT,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,You call that a testicle kick?,you call that a testicle kick,6 +155941,560,11,"Chief Wiggum: All right you two, break it up.",73000,TRUE,71,2291,Chief Wiggum,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,"All right you two, break it up.",all right you two break it up,7 +155942,560,12,"KING TOOT: Drive on, asphalt cowboy -- or I'll squeeze his brain out like an edamame.",75000,TRUE,6677,2291,KING TOOT,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,"Drive on, asphalt cowboy -- or I'll squeeze his brain out like an edamame.",drive on asphalt cowboy -- or ill squeeze his brain out like an edamame,14 +155943,560,13,"Chief Wiggum: Eh, uh, a what?",80000,TRUE,71,2291,Chief Wiggum,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,"Eh, uh, a what?",eh uh a what,4 +155944,560,14,KING TOOT: Those beans you eat before your sushi comes.,81000,TRUE,6677,2291,KING TOOT,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,Those beans you eat before your sushi comes.,those beans you eat before your sushi comes,8 +155945,560,15,Chief Wiggum: Oh... salt peas. (BEAT) I call them salt peas.,84000,TRUE,71,2291,Chief Wiggum,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,Oh... salt peas. I call them salt peas.,oh salt peas i call them salt peas,8 +155946,560,16,"KING TOOT: Look, officer, after twenty years of being neighbors, tempers sometimes flare up. Moe's a good guy.",88000,TRUE,6677,2291,KING TOOT,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,"Look, officer, after twenty years of being neighbors, tempers sometimes flare up. Moe's a good guy.",look officer after twenty years of being neighbors tempers sometimes flare up moes a good guy,16 +155947,560,17,"Moe Szyslak: (APOLOGETIC) No, no, no, it's my fault. I'm a hot head. I ain't got no beef with you, Toot.",94000,TRUE,17,2291,Moe Szyslak,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,"No, no, no, it's my fault. I'm a hot head. I ain't got no beef with you, Toot.",no no no its my fault im a hot head i aint got no beef with you toot,18 +155948,560,18,Moe Szyslak: (COLD WHISPER) You better stay out of my dumpster.,100000,TRUE,17,2291,Moe Szyslak,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,You better stay out of my dumpster.,you better stay out of my dumpster,7 +155949,560,19,KING TOOT: I've also been stealing the catalogs out of your mailbox.,101000,TRUE,6677,2291,KING TOOT,ALLEY BEHIND MOE'S,I've also been stealing the catalogs out of your mailbox.,ive also been stealing the catalogs out of your mailbox,10 +155950,560,20,(King Toot's Music Store: ext. king toot's - front of the store - continuous),114000,FALSE,NA,499,NA,King Toot's Music Store,NA,NA,NA +155951,560,21,Moe Szyslak: (SCREAM OF RAGE),114000,FALSE,17,499,Moe Szyslak,King Toot's Music Store,NA,NA,NA +155952,560,22,KING TOOT: (SCREAMS OF RAGE),114000,FALSE,6677,499,KING TOOT,King Toot's Music Store,NA,NA,NA +155953,560,23,Moe Szyslak: It's my dumpster!,114000,TRUE,17,499,Moe Szyslak,King Toot's Music Store,It's my dumpster!,its my dumpster,3 +155954,560,24,KING TOOT: (CLOSED MOUTH GRUMBLES),114000,FALSE,6677,499,KING TOOT,King Toot's Music Store,NA,NA,NA +155955,560,25,(Moe's Tavern: EXT. MOE'S - LATER),126000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +155956,560,26,Homer Simpson: ...and that's the terrifying tale of how the Quebec Nordiques became (SPOOKY) the Colorado Avalanche.,126000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,...and that's the terrifying tale of how the Quebec Nordiques became the Colorado Avalanche.,and thats the terrifying tale of how the quebec nordiques became the colorado avalanche,14 +155957,560,27,"Lisa Simpson: Oh no! King Toot's is closed! Dad, you're gonna have to take me to the... big box music store.",134000,TRUE,9,15,Lisa Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Oh no! King Toot's is closed! Dad, you're gonna have to take me to the... big box music store.",oh no king toots is closed dad youre gonna have to take me to the big box music store,19 +155958,560,28,(BIG BOX MALL: ext. big box mall - day),142000,FALSE,NA,4406,NA,BIG BOX MALL,NA,NA,NA +155959,560,29,Lisa Simpson: Look at all these monstrosities.,142000,TRUE,9,4406,Lisa Simpson,BIG BOX MALL,Look at all these monstrosities.,look at all these monstrosities,5 +155960,560,30,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, how many times have I told you to bow down to our corporate overlords?",145000,TRUE,2,4406,Homer Simpson,BIG BOX MALL,"Lisa, how many times have I told you to bow down to our corporate overlords?",lisa how many times have i told you to bow down to our corporate overlords,15 +155961,560,31,(GUITAR CENTRAL: ext. GUITAR CENTRAL - day),153000,FALSE,NA,4407,NA,GUITAR CENTRAL,NA,NA,NA +155962,560,32,Lisa Simpson: (ANNOYED GROAN),153000,FALSE,9,4407,Lisa Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,NA,NA,NA +155963,560,33,Lisa Simpson: (IMPRESSED NOISE,153000,TRUE,9,4407,Lisa Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,(IMPRESSED NOISE,impressed noise,2 +155964,560,34,Homer Simpson: It's like some kind of guitar central.,155000,TRUE,2,4407,Homer Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,It's like some kind of guitar central.,its like some kind of guitar central,7 +155965,560,35,GUITAR CENTRAL EMPLOYEE #1: (SOTTO) Mid-life crisis at twelve o'clock.,163000,TRUE,6678,4407,GUITAR CENTRAL EMPLOYEE #1,GUITAR CENTRAL,Mid-life crisis at twelve o'clock.,mid-life crisis at twelve oclock,5 +155966,560,36,GUITAR CENTRAL EMPLOYEE #1: (NODS) Mm-hm.,166000,TRUE,6678,4407,GUITAR CENTRAL EMPLOYEE #1,GUITAR CENTRAL,Mm-hm.,mm-hm,1 +155967,560,37,"STIG: Okay, let me guess, dude, you're an axe-man -- you're looking to score a new blade.",167000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"Okay, let me guess, dude, you're an axe-man -- you're looking to score a new blade.",okay let me guess dude youre an axe-man -- youre looking to score a new blade,16 +155968,560,38,"Homer Simpson: Stig. (CHUCKLES, IMPRESSED) You've got a name that's not a name.",172000,TRUE,2,4407,Homer Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,Stig. You've got a name that's not a name.,stig youve got a name thats not a name,9 +155969,560,39,"STIG: So what's your poison, bro? Les Paul? Straight up Gibson? No, no, no, classic Strat, am I right?",176000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"So what's your poison, bro? Les Paul? Straight up Gibson? No, no, no, classic Strat, am I right?",so whats your poison bro les paul straight up gibson no no no classic strat am i right,18 +156005,560,75,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED NOISE),334000,FALSE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156006,560,76,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - dining room - continuous),334000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155970,560,40,"Homer Simpson: Oh, I don't have what it takes to play guitar. I mean, I'm no Joe Walsh in the brains department.",181000,TRUE,2,4407,Homer Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,"Oh, I don't have what it takes to play guitar. I mean, I'm no Joe Walsh in the brains department.",oh i dont have what it takes to play guitar i mean im no joe walsh in the brains department,20 +155971,560,41,"STIG: (LAUGHS) Who is? Look, you don't have the weak, womanly fingers of a guitar princess.",186000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"Who is? Look, you don't have the weak, womanly fingers of a guitar princess.",who is look you dont have the weak womanly fingers of a guitar princess,14 +155972,560,42,"STIG: You, my friend, have the muscular stumps of a bass man.",192000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"You, my friend, have the muscular stumps of a bass man.",you my friend have the muscular stumps of a bass man,11 +155973,560,43,STIG: Try this on.,196000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,Try this on.,try this on,3 +155974,560,44,Homer Simpson: (AMAZED) What the rock?,202000,TRUE,2,4407,Homer Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,What the rock?,what the rock,3 +155975,560,45,STIG: Now that was a lick.,204000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,Now that was a lick.,now that was a lick,5 +155976,560,46,Homer Simpson: I did a lick?,206000,TRUE,2,4407,Homer Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,I did a lick?,i did a lick,4 +155977,560,47,STIG: Keep 'em comin'.,207000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,Keep 'em comin'.,keep em comin,3 +155978,560,48,"STIG: Yes, now bob your head. Bob it. Bob it. Bob it.",211000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"Yes, now bob your head. Bob it. Bob it. Bob it.",yes now bob your head bob it bob it bob it,11 +155979,560,49,"STIG: Dude, usually it takes years to learn such neck confidence. Now check this out:",215000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"Dude, usually it takes years to learn such neck confidence. Now check this out:",dude usually it takes years to learn such neck confidence now check this out,14 +155980,560,50,Homer Simpson: Oh my god... I'm amazing.,225000,TRUE,2,4407,Homer Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,Oh my god... I'm amazing.,oh my god im amazing,5 +155981,560,51,"STIG: Dude, you're already one of the greatest bass players of all time.",228000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"Dude, you're already one of the greatest bass players of all time.",dude youre already one of the greatest bass players of all time,12 +155982,560,52,"STIG: Okay. Now oh, how are you set for stage lights?",233000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"Okay. Now oh, how are you set for stage lights?",okay now oh how are you set for stage lights,10 +155983,560,53,Homer Simpson: I'm not set at all.,236000,TRUE,2,4407,Homer Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,I'm not set at all.,im not set at all,5 +155984,560,54,"STIG: OOh, what about gels?",238000,TRUE,6679,4407,STIG,GUITAR CENTRAL,"OOh, what about gels?",ooh what about gels,4 +155985,560,55,"Homer Simpson: This is embarrassing to admit, Stig, but I hadn't even thought about gels.",241000,TRUE,2,4407,Homer Simpson,GUITAR CENTRAL,"This is embarrassing to admit, Stig, but I hadn't even thought about gels.",this is embarrassing to admit stig but i hadnt even thought about gels,13 +155986,560,56,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - ESTABLISHING SHOT - DAY),257000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +155987,560,57,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - continuous),257000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +155988,560,58,Milhouse Van Houten: (PAINED NOISE),257000,FALSE,25,43,Milhouse Van Houten,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +155989,560,59,(Simpson Garage: int. simpson garage - a little later),257000,FALSE,NA,625,NA,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +155990,560,60,Marge Simpson: (YELLING) WHAT IS THAT RACKET?,257000,TRUE,1,625,Marge Simpson,Simpson Garage,WHAT IS THAT RACKET?,what is that racket,4 +155991,560,61,Homer Simpson: (YELLING) MUSIC! BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!,259000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,MUSIC! BEAUTIFUL MUSIC!,music beautiful music,3 +155992,560,62,Marge Simpson: (YELLING) WHAT?,263000,TRUE,1,625,Marge Simpson,Simpson Garage,WHAT?,what,1 +155993,560,63,"Homer Simpson: (SMOOTH) Beautiful music, baby.",265000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Beautiful music, baby.",beautiful music baby,3 +155994,560,64,Marge Simpson: The bass guitar? This doesn't really seem like... you.,266000,TRUE,1,625,Marge Simpson,Simpson Garage,The bass guitar? This doesn't really seem like... you.,the bass guitar this doesnt really seem like you,9 +155995,560,65,Homer Simpson: Sure it is. You know I've always loved laying things down. Grooves are just the latest.,270000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,Sure it is. You know I've always loved laying things down. Grooves are just the latest.,sure it is you know ive always loved laying things down grooves are just the latest,16 +155996,560,66,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),270000,FALSE,1,625,Marge Simpson,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +155997,560,67,"Homer Simpson: I feel a powerful connection to the history of famous bass players. Like what's his name from The Who. Or that guy from Led Zeppelin who wasn't Page, Plant or Bonham. Those are the only two I know for sure.",277000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"I feel a powerful connection to the history of famous bass players. Like what's his name from The Who. Or that guy from Led Zeppelin who wasn't Page, Plant or Bonham. Those are the only two I know for sure.",i feel a powerful connection to the history of famous bass players like whats his name from the who or that guy from led zeppelin who wasnt page plant or bonham those are the only two i know for sure,40 +155998,560,68,Lisa Simpson: It's so cool to have another musician in the family!,290000,TRUE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,It's so cool to have another musician in the family!,its so cool to have another musician in the family,10 +155999,560,69,"Homer Simpson: Oh yeah, and you know what's the great thing is about music? It's so easy.",293000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Oh yeah, and you know what's the great thing is about music? It's so easy.",oh yeah and you know whats the great thing is about music its so easy,15 +156000,560,70,"Lisa Simpson: (STAMMERING) Uh, well to truly master an instrument you'll need years of--",298000,TRUE,9,625,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Uh, well to truly master an instrument you'll need years of--",uh well to truly master an instrument youll need years of--,11 +156001,560,71,Homer Simpson: So easy.,301000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,So easy.,so easy,2 +156002,560,72,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - establishing),334000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156007,560,77,(CHAIN RESTAURANT: Ext. CHAIN RESTAURANT - night - establishing),334000,FALSE,NA,4408,NA,CHAIN RESTAURANT,NA,NA,NA +156008,560,78,"(""'ZERZ"": Int. ""'ZerZ"" - continuous)",334000,FALSE,NA,4409,NA,'ZERZ,NA,NA,NA +156009,560,79,Marge Simpson: I can't take it. All Homer does is play that stupid bass! (MOCKING) Doink doink doink doink doink doink doink!,334000,TRUE,1,4409,Marge Simpson,'ZERZ,I can't take it. All Homer does is play that stupid bass! Doink doink doink doink doink doink doink!,i cant take it all homer does is play that stupid bass doink doink doink doink doink doink doink,19 +156010,560,80,"Luann Van Houten: You're not alone, Marge.",342000,TRUE,591,4409,Luann Van Houten,'ZERZ,"You're not alone, Marge.",youre not alone marge,4 +156011,560,81,"Bernice Hibbert: A man gets older, has a career, a few kids, and suddenly there's a hole in his life that can only be filled by... (DRAMATIC) jamming. For my Julius, it was the drums.",344000,TRUE,2089,4409,Bernice Hibbert,'ZERZ,"A man gets older, has a career, a few kids, and suddenly there's a hole in his life that can only be filled by... jamming. For my Julius, it was the drums.",a man gets older has a career a few kids and suddenly theres a hole in his life that can only be filled by jamming for my julius it was the drums,32 +156012,560,82,Helen Lovejoy: Timothy has that awful guitar.,355000,TRUE,309,4409,Helen Lovejoy,'ZERZ,Timothy has that awful guitar.,timothy has that awful guitar,5 +156013,560,83,Luann Van Houten: Kirk just loves his keyboards.,357000,TRUE,591,4409,Luann Van Houten,'ZERZ,Kirk just loves his keyboards.,kirk just loves his keyboards,5 +156014,560,84,Marge Simpson: I never knew so many women suffered from extramarital jamming.,360000,TRUE,1,4409,Marge Simpson,'ZERZ,I never knew so many women suffered from extramarital jamming.,i never knew so many women suffered from extramarital jamming,10 +156015,560,85,"Marge Simpson: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. What if -- all the dads jammed together... in a dad band?!",364000,TRUE,1,4409,Marge Simpson,'ZERZ,"Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. What if -- all the dads jammed together... in a dad band?!",oh my god oh my god oh my god what if -- all the dads jammed together in a dad band,21 +156016,560,86,"HELEN: That way they would play their horrible music... in one garage at a time. Marge, you're a genius!",372000,TRUE,164,4409,HELEN,'ZERZ,"That way they would play their horrible music... in one garage at a time. Marge, you're a genius!",that way they would play their horrible music in one garage at a time marge youre a genius,18 +156017,560,87,Bernice Hibbert: This menu was right -- good things do happen... at 'Zerz.,378000,TRUE,2089,4409,Bernice Hibbert,'ZERZ,This menu was right -- good things do happen... at 'Zerz.,this menu was right -- good things do happen at zerz,11 +156018,560,88,(Simpson Home: Int. simpson house - garage - day),389000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156019,560,89,Homer Simpson: I don't know guys. I'm not sure I'm feeling this. The bass is kind of known for being a solo instrument.,389000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know guys. I'm not sure I'm feeling this. The bass is kind of known for being a solo instrument.,i dont know guys im not sure im feeling this the bass is kind of known for being a solo instrument,21 +156020,560,90,Kirk Van Houten: What were our wives thinking? We probably don't even like the same tunes.,396000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,What were our wives thinking? We probably don't even like the same tunes.,what were our wives thinking we probably dont even like the same tunes,13 +156021,560,91,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: On the count of three, everyone say their favorite kind of music. One, two, three...",401000,TRUE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,"On the count of three, everyone say their favorite kind of music. One, two, three...",on the count of three everyone say their favorite kind of music one two three,15 +156022,560,92,Kirk Van Houten: Hard-driving rock!,406000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,Hard-driving rock!,hard-driving rock,2 +156023,560,93,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Dads, let's jam!",409000,TRUE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,"Dads, let's jam!",dads lets jam,3 +156024,560,94,Kirk Van Houten: Garage bands rule!,415000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,Garage bands rule!,garage bands rule,3 +156025,560,95,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) I almost forgot the most important thing.,422000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I almost forgot the most important thing.,i almost forgot the most important thing,7 +156026,560,96,(VAN HOUTEN GARAGE: ext. van houten garage - day),444000,FALSE,NA,4410,NA,VAN HOUTEN GARAGE,NA,NA,NA +156027,560,97,(GARAGE: int. garage - continuous),444000,FALSE,NA,273,NA,GARAGE,NA,NA,NA +156028,560,98,"Homer Simpson: Great practice, guys. What do you say we give it another six hours then call it a day?",444000,TRUE,2,273,Homer Simpson,GARAGE,"Great practice, guys. What do you say we give it another six hours then call it a day?",great practice guys what do you say we give it another six hours then call it a day,18 +156029,560,99,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (A LITTLE SHY) Excuse me... My wife told me about your get-out-of-the-house band. And uh, perhaps you need a singer?",450000,TRUE,208,273,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,GARAGE,"Excuse me... My wife told me about your get-out-of-the-house band. And uh, perhaps you need a singer?",excuse me my wife told me about your get-out-of-the-house band and uh perhaps you need a singer,17 +156030,560,100,"Homer Simpson: Oh... yeah, Apu, I'm sure you're a great singer. But the balance of the band is really delicate right now, and we're not really looking for a ""world music"" vibe. No disrespect to world music. I love world music.",456000,TRUE,2,273,Homer Simpson,GARAGE,"Oh... yeah, Apu, I'm sure you're a great singer. But the balance of the band is really delicate right now, and we're not really looking for a ""world music"" vibe. No disrespect to world music. I love world music.",oh yeah apu im sure youre a great singer but the balance of the band is really delicate right now and were not really looking for a world music vibe no disrespect to world music i love world music,39 +156031,560,101,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES / I WISH THAT I COULD FANTASIZE / PULL A DREAM RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR / TAKE A CHANCE TURN IT INTO A PRAYER...,483000,TRUE,208,273,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,GARAGE,WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES / I WISH THAT I COULD FANTASIZE / PULL A DREAM RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR / TAKE A CHANCE TURN IT INTO A PRAYER...,when i close my eyes i wish that i could fantasize pull a dream right out of the air take a chance turn it into a prayer,27 +156032,560,102,"Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) That sounds nothing like terrible, terrible world music.",499000,TRUE,2,273,Homer Simpson,GARAGE,"That sounds nothing like terrible, terrible world music.",that sounds nothing like terrible terrible world music,8 +156033,560,103,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (TO APU) Why is your voice different when you sing?,503000,TRUE,332,273,Dr. Julius Hibbert,GARAGE,Why is your voice different when you sing?,why is your voice different when you sing,8 +156034,560,104,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: It is because of all the years I spent at the Kwik-E-Mart...,505000,TRUE,208,273,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,GARAGE,It is because of all the years I spent at the Kwik-E-Mart...,it is because of all the years i spent at the kwik-e-mart,12 +156035,560,105,(Kwik-E-Mart: int. kwik-E-Mart - night - flashback),510000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +156036,560,106,SUNGAZER SINGER: 'CAUSE GIRL YOU KNOW I WANNA BE THE GUY / WITH A HUNGER BURNING DEEP INSIDE / TONIGHT I WISH UPON A FALLING STAR / TO DISCOVER WHAT MY YEARNINGS ARE...,510000,TRUE,6680,136,SUNGAZER SINGER,Kwik-E-Mart,'CAUSE GIRL YOU KNOW I WANNA BE THE GUY / WITH A HUNGER BURNING DEEP INSIDE / TONIGHT I WISH UPON A FALLING STAR / TO DISCOVER WHAT MY YEARNINGS ARE...,cause girl you know i wanna be the guy with a hunger burning deep inside tonight i wish upon a falling star to discover what my yearnings are,28 +156037,560,107,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: ... where classic rock anthems were piped-in on a never-ending loop. The endless repetition drove many clerks to madness.,510000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,... where classic rock anthems were piped-in on a never-ending loop. The endless repetition drove many clerks to madness.,where classic rock anthems were piped-in on a never-ending loop the endless repetition drove many clerks to madness,18 +156038,560,108,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: The only way to maintain my sanity was to sing along until it seemed like our voices were one.,518000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,The only way to maintain my sanity was to sing along until it seemed like our voices were one.,the only way to maintain my sanity was to sing along until it seemed like our voices were one,19 +156039,560,109,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,524000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,hopin for a dream,4 +156040,560,110,Kirk Van Houten: (SINGING BACK UP) HOPIN'...,528000,TRUE,817,136,Kirk Van Houten,Kwik-E-Mart,HOPIN'...,hopin,1 +156041,560,111,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM / I'LL KEEP FIGHTING TILL I WANT SOMETHING GREAT / HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,529000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM / I'LL KEEP FIGHTING TILL I WANT SOMETHING GREAT / HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,focus like a laser beam ill keep fighting till i want something great hopin for a dream,17 +156042,560,112,"Homer Simpson: Guys, are you feeling this? Are you feeling this?",540000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Guys, are you feeling this? Are you feeling this?",guys are you feeling this are you feeling this,9 +156043,560,113,Kirk Van Houten: I'm feeling it.,543000,TRUE,817,136,Kirk Van Houten,Kwik-E-Mart,I'm feeling it.,im feeling it,3 +156044,560,114,Dr. Julius Hibbert: I'm definitely feeling it.,544000,TRUE,332,136,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Kwik-E-Mart,I'm definitely feeling it.,im definitely feeling it,4 +156045,560,115,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: I felt something earlier, but I was afraid to bring it up.",545000,TRUE,140,136,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Kwik-E-Mart,"I felt something earlier, but I was afraid to bring it up.",i felt something earlier but i was afraid to bring it up,12 +156046,560,116,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: I think we all felt something.,548000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,I think we all felt something.,i think we all felt something,6 +156047,560,117,Homer Simpson: We are more than just a garage band desperate to do anything other than hang out with our families. We are now a cover band. And we shall be called... Covercraft. Because we play covers and this is our craft.,550000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,We are more than just a garage band desperate to do anything other than hang out with our families. We are now a cover band. And we shall be called... Covercraft. Because we play covers and this is our craft.,we are more than just a garage band desperate to do anything other than hang out with our families we are now a cover band and we shall be called covercraft because we play covers and this is our craft,40 +156048,560,118,Dr. Julius Hibbert: And it sounds like Hovercraft.,564000,TRUE,332,136,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Kwik-E-Mart,And it sounds like Hovercraft.,and it sounds like hovercraft,5 +156049,560,119,"Homer Simpson: That was not my intent. Okay, Covercraft: hands in.",566000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"That was not my intent. Okay, Covercraft: hands in.",that was not my intent okay covercraft hands in,9 +156050,560,120,Homer Simpson: Cover...,569000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Cover...,cover,1 +156051,560,121,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: ...craft!,571000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,...craft!,craft,1 +156052,560,122,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - day),577000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +156053,560,123,"Homer Simpson: (STAPLING EACH CORNER) ""R"" ""O"" ""K"" ""C"".",577000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"""R"" ""O"" ""K"" ""C"".",r o k c,4 +156054,560,124,(SPRINGFIELD CABBAGE FESTIVAL: Ext. SPRINGFIELD cabbage festival - day),594000,FALSE,NA,4411,NA,SPRINGFIELD CABBAGE FESTIVAL,NA,NA,NA +156055,560,125,(PERFORMANCE AREA: ext. PERFORMANCE AREA - backstage - continuous),594000,FALSE,NA,4412,NA,PERFORMANCE AREA,NA,NA,NA +156056,560,126,"Homer Simpson: Okay, this crowd is about to experience the special magic of the cover band -- the thrill of live music without the fear of hearing anything new.",594000,TRUE,2,4412,Homer Simpson,PERFORMANCE AREA,"Okay, this crowd is about to experience the special magic of the cover band -- the thrill of live music without the fear of hearing anything new.",okay this crowd is about to experience the special magic of the cover band -- the thrill of live music without the fear of hearing anything new,27 +156057,560,127,"Homer Simpson: Apu, what's wrong?",606000,TRUE,2,4412,Homer Simpson,PERFORMANCE AREA,"Apu, what's wrong?",apu whats wrong,3 +156058,560,128,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: What if, what if I am no good? This is the Cabbage Festival, man... I-I don't know if I can face that crowd!",607000,TRUE,208,4412,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,PERFORMANCE AREA,"What if, what if I am no good? This is the Cabbage Festival, man... I-I don't know if I can face that crowd!",what if what if i am no good this is the cabbage festival man i-i dont know if i can face that crowd,23 +156130,560,200,Marge Simpson: You don't know what a per diem is.,1014000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't know what a per diem is.,you dont know what a per diem is,8 +156131,560,201,Homer Simpson: (SMALL) I still want one.,1016000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I still want one.,i still want one,4 +156059,560,129,"Homer Simpson: (KINDLY) Buddy, buddy. Think of it this way: you're not singing in front of all those people, you're alone at the Kwik-E-Mart in the middle of the night. You just wear this on stage, and everything will be fine.",615000,TRUE,2,4412,Homer Simpson,PERFORMANCE AREA,"Buddy, buddy. Think of it this way: you're not singing in front of all those people, you're alone at the Kwik-E-Mart in the middle of the night. You just wear this on stage, and everything will be fine.",buddy buddy think of it this way youre not singing in front of all those people youre alone at the kwik-e-mart in the middle of the night you just wear this on stage and everything will be fine,38 +156060,560,130,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SMALL GASP) My uniform!,627000,TRUE,208,4412,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,PERFORMANCE AREA,My uniform!,my uniform,2 +156061,560,131,(CABBAGE FESTIVAL: ext. cabbage festival - stage - a little later),632000,FALSE,NA,4413,NA,CABBAGE FESTIVAL,NA,NA,NA +156062,560,132,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: All alone at the Kwik-E-Mart.,632000,TRUE,208,4413,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,CABBAGE FESTIVAL,All alone at the Kwik-E-Mart.,all alone at the kwik-e-mart,5 +156063,560,133,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES / I WISH THAT I COULD FANTASIZE...,641000,TRUE,208,4413,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,CABBAGE FESTIVAL,WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES / I WISH THAT I COULD FANTASIZE...,when i close my eyes i wish that i could fantasize,11 +156064,560,134,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) PULL A DREAM RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR / TAKE A CHANCE TURN IT INTO A PRAYER...,648000,TRUE,208,4413,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,CABBAGE FESTIVAL,PULL A DREAM RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR / TAKE A CHANCE TURN IT INTO A PRAYER...,pull a dream right out of the air take a chance turn it into a prayer,16 +156065,560,135,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) GIRL YOU KNOW I WANNA BE THE GUY / WITH A HUNGER BURNING DEEP INSIDE / TONIGHT I WISH UPON A FALLING STAR / TO DISCOVER WHAT MY YEARNINGS ARE...,655000,TRUE,208,4413,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,CABBAGE FESTIVAL,GIRL YOU KNOW I WANNA BE THE GUY / WITH A HUNGER BURNING DEEP INSIDE / TONIGHT I WISH UPON A FALLING STAR / TO DISCOVER WHAT MY YEARNINGS ARE...,girl you know i wanna be the guy with a hunger burning deep inside tonight i wish upon a falling star to discover what my yearnings are,27 +156066,560,136,(Springfield Town Square: ext. springfield town square - day),675000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +156067,560,137,"Bart Simpson: Everyone loves you, Dad. You could become a famous rock star!",675000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Everyone loves you, Dad. You could become a famous rock star!",everyone loves you dad you could become a famous rock star,11 +156068,560,138,"Homer Simpson: Well son, I do have the talent -- my mind is full of ideas for great songs I could write... down the names of and then cover. But then I remember: I'm just a regular guy, jamming with my buds.",679000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Well son, I do have the talent -- my mind is full of ideas for great songs I could write... down the names of and then cover. But then I remember: I'm just a regular guy, jamming with my buds.",well son i do have the talent -- my mind is full of ideas for great songs i could write down the names of and then cover but then i remember im just a regular guy jamming with my buds,40 +156069,560,139,"Marge Simpson: (PLEASED) Oh, sweetie. This band has brought out the best in you.",692000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Oh, sweetie. This band has brought out the best in you.",oh sweetie this band has brought out the best in you,11 +156070,560,140,"Lisa Simpson: Yeah, you really get that it's all about the music.",696000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Yeah, you really get that it's all about the music.",yeah you really get that its all about the music,10 +156071,560,141,Homer Simpson: (RUBS CHIN) Yep. It's all about the music... and it would take a pretty unforeseen development to change that. Pretty unforeseen...,699000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Yep. It's all about the music... and it would take a pretty unforeseen development to change that. Pretty unforeseen...,yep its all about the music and it would take a pretty unforeseen development to change that pretty unforeseen,19 +156072,560,142,(LOS ANGELES: EXT. los angeles - day - meanwhile),712000,FALSE,NA,4414,NA,LOS ANGELES,NA,NA,NA +156073,560,143,(Mansion: int. mansion - recording studio - continuous),712000,FALSE,NA,338,NA,Mansion,NA,NA,NA +156074,560,144,"Band Member: (DRAMATIC) Gentlemen, I think we've found what we're looking for.",712000,TRUE,4449,338,Band Member,Mansion,"Gentlemen, I think we've found what we're looking for.",gentlemen i think weve found what were looking for,9 +156075,560,145,(Simpson Garage: int. simpson garage - DAY),719000,FALSE,NA,625,NA,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +156076,560,146,"Homer Simpson: Guys, I really need your honesty here. At the Squidport Senior Jamboree... was I too in the pocket?",719000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Guys, I really need your honesty here. At the Squidport Senior Jamboree... was I too in the pocket?",guys i really need your honesty here at the squidport senior jamboree was i too in the pocket,18 +156077,560,147,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (GASP),719000,FALSE,208,625,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Garage,NA,NA,NA +156078,560,148,"Kirk Van Houten: Freddy Freeman, Shredder Stevens, Nick Delacourt and Peter D'Abbruzio -- you're four of the five guys from Sungazer!",728000,TRUE,817,625,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Garage,"Freddy Freeman, Shredder Stevens, Nick Delacourt and Peter D'Abbruzio -- you're four of the five guys from Sungazer!",freddy freeman shredder stevens nick delacourt and peter dabbruzio -- youre four of the five guys from sungazer,18 +156079,560,149,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: But where's your lead singer, Grant LeDavid?",736000,TRUE,332,625,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Garage,"But where's your lead singer, Grant LeDavid?",but wheres your lead singer grant ledavid,7 +156080,560,150,"NICK DELACOURT: Uh, he passed away.",739000,TRUE,6681,625,NICK DELACOURT,Simpson Garage,"Uh, he passed away.",uh he passed away,4 +156081,560,151,Homer Simpson: How?,741000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,How?,how,1 +156082,560,152,Homer Simpson: What kind of erotic asphyxiation?,743000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,What kind of erotic asphyxiation?,what kind of erotic asphyxiation,5 +156083,560,153,Homer Simpson: (GETTING IT) Oh...,747000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,Oh...,oh,1 +156132,560,202,(COSTINGTON CENTER: EXT. COSTINGTON CENTER - THAT NIGHT),1037000,FALSE,NA,4416,NA,COSTINGTON CENTER,NA,NA,NA +156156,560,226,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,1193000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,hopin for a dream,4 +156084,560,154,"PETER D'ABBRUZIO: Apu, you're the only man on the entire internet whose got the pure Sungazer sound. Will you be our new lead singer and join us on our stadium tour?",748000,TRUE,6682,625,PETER D'ABBRUZIO,Simpson Garage,"Apu, you're the only man on the entire internet whose got the pure Sungazer sound. Will you be our new lead singer and join us on our stadium tour?",apu youre the only man on the entire internet whose got the pure sungazer sound will you be our new lead singer and join us on our stadium tour,29 +156085,560,155,"Homer Simpson: I think I can answer for Apu. He's flattered, but the small-time success of Covercraft is all that any of us have ever wanted.",758000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"I think I can answer for Apu. He's flattered, but the small-time success of Covercraft is all that any of us have ever wanted.",i think i can answer for apu hes flattered but the small-time success of covercraft is all that any of us have ever wanted,24 +156086,560,156,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Uh, actually... I...",766000,TRUE,208,625,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Garage,"Uh, actually... I...",uh actually i,3 +156087,560,157,"Homer Simpson: Apu has a rich life here in Springfield: a store full of great products, a lovely him-type wife, and eight super kids: Anoop, Sandeep, Nabendu, Gheet, Pria, Uma, Poonam, Sashi--",768000,TRUE,2,625,Homer Simpson,Simpson Garage,"Apu has a rich life here in Springfield: a store full of great products, a lovely him-type wife, and eight super kids: Anoop, Sandeep, Nabendu, Gheet, Pria, Uma, Poonam, Sashi--",apu has a rich life here in springfield a store full of great products a lovely him-type wife and eight super kids anoop sandeep nabendu gheet pria uma poonam sashi--,30 +156088,560,158,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (BLURTING) Shut your mouth, I want to do it! I want to do it! I want to be a singer for a real rock band!",782000,TRUE,208,625,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Garage,"Shut your mouth, I want to do it! I want to do it! I want to be a singer for a real rock band!",shut your mouth i want to do it i want to do it i want to be a singer for a real rock band,24 +156089,560,159,SHREDDER STEVENS: Sun...,787000,TRUE,6683,625,SHREDDER STEVENS,Simpson Garage,Sun...,sun,1 +156090,560,160,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: ...gazer!,788000,TRUE,208,625,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Simpson Garage,...gazer!,gazer,1 +156091,560,161,(Street: ext. street - a little later),793000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +156092,560,162,"Kirk Van Houten: I gotta say, I'm kind of jealous of Apu getting a break like that.",793000,TRUE,817,1,Kirk Van Houten,Street,"I gotta say, I'm kind of jealous of Apu getting a break like that.",i gotta say im kind of jealous of apu getting a break like that,14 +156093,560,163,Homer Simpson: Not me. I'm nothing but happy that our friend is headed for fame and fortune.,797000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,Not me. I'm nothing but happy that our friend is headed for fame and fortune.,not me im nothing but happy that our friend is headed for fame and fortune,15 +156094,560,164,Homer Simpson: (BIGGEST MOAN) I want his fame and fortune so much! Why must the Lords of Rock be so cruel?!,812000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,I want his fame and fortune so much! Why must the Lords of Rock be so cruel?!,i want his fame and fortune so much why must the lords of rock be so cruel,17 +156095,560,165,LORDS OF ROCK: (MOCKING LAUGHTER),812000,FALSE,6684,1,LORDS OF ROCK,Street,NA,NA,NA +156096,560,166,Homer Simpson: Sammy Hagar? You're not dead.,821000,TRUE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,Sammy Hagar? You're not dead.,sammy hagar youre not dead,5 +156097,560,167,(MEXICAN RESORT: ext. mexican resort - continuous),825000,FALSE,NA,4415,NA,MEXICAN RESORT,NA,NA,NA +156098,560,168,SAMMY HAGAR: Dammit! I told you these jalapeno poppers had too much breading!,825000,TRUE,6685,4415,SAMMY HAGAR,MEXICAN RESORT,Dammit! I told you these jalapeno poppers had too much breading!,dammit i told you these jalapeno poppers had too much breading,11 +156099,560,169,"Waiter: Sorry, Señor Hagar.",829000,TRUE,171,4415,Waiter,MEXICAN RESORT,"Sorry, Señor Hagar.",sorry señor hagar,3 +156100,560,170,"SAMMY HAGAR: Nah, nah, nah, it's cool, man. I went to rock star Heaven. And there was this great back patio with a SWEET fire pit. If you had the right wrist band -- which I did. (LAUGHS)",830000,TRUE,6685,4415,SAMMY HAGAR,MEXICAN RESORT,"Nah, nah, nah, it's cool, man. I went to rock star Heaven. And there was this great back patio with a SWEET fire pit. If you had the right wrist band -- which I did.",nah nah nah its cool man i went to rock star heaven and there was this great back patio with a sweet fire pit if you had the right wrist band -- which i did,35 +156101,560,171,"Kent Brockman: News story in aisle three? Local clerk, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, is a dead ringer for a dead singer. He's living the rock star dream as front man for '80s chart-toppers Sungazer on their ""Last Final Hell Re-Freezes Over Ultimate Goodbye For Serious This Time Never Again Part Two of Question Mark Tour.""",846000,TRUE,211,4415,Kent Brockman,MEXICAN RESORT,"News story in aisle three? Local clerk, Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, is a dead ringer for a dead singer. He's living the rock star dream as front man for '80s chart-toppers Sungazer on their ""Last Final Hell Re-Freezes Over Ultimate Goodbye For Serious This Time Never Again Part Two of Question Mark Tour.""",news story in aisle three local clerk apu nahasapeemapetilon is a dead ringer for a dead singer hes living the rock star dream as front man for 80s chart-toppers sungazer on their last final hell re-freezes over ultimate goodbye for serious this time never again part two of question mark tour,51 +156102,560,172,Kent Brockman: Apu and the band appeared on Saturday Night Live as the punchline in a game show sketch.,866000,TRUE,211,4415,Kent Brockman,MEXICAN RESORT,Apu and the band appeared on Saturday Night Live as the punchline in a game show sketch.,apu and the band appeared on saturday night live as the punchline in a game show sketch,17 +156103,560,173,Bart Simpson: What's a game show?,870000,TRUE,8,4415,Bart Simpson,MEXICAN RESORT,What's a game show?,whats a game show,4 +156104,560,174,Homer Simpson: It's something you make sketches about.,871000,TRUE,2,4415,Homer Simpson,MEXICAN RESORT,It's something you make sketches about.,its something you make sketches about,6 +156105,560,175,Kent Brockman: It looks like Apu won't be playing the (ROLLS EYES) Cabbage Festival ever again.,873000,TRUE,211,4415,Kent Brockman,MEXICAN RESORT,It looks like Apu won't be playing the Cabbage Festival ever again.,it looks like apu wont be playing the cabbage festival ever again,12 +156106,560,176,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, you shouldn't be jealous of Apu. Remember, it's all about the music.",881000,TRUE,9,4415,Lisa Simpson,MEXICAN RESORT,"Dad, you shouldn't be jealous of Apu. Remember, it's all about the music.",dad you shouldnt be jealous of apu remember its all about the music,13 +156157,560,227,COVERCRAFT: (SINGING BACKUP) HOPIN'...,1196000,TRUE,6688,4416,COVERCRAFT,COSTINGTON CENTER,HOPIN'...,hopin,1 +156107,560,177,Homer Simpson: I'm not jealous. (BEAT) I'm envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.,885000,TRUE,2,4415,Homer Simpson,MEXICAN RESORT,I'm not jealous. I'm envious. Jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have. Envy is wanting what someone else has. What I feel is envy.,im not jealous im envious jealousy is when you worry someone will take what you have envy is wanting what someone else has what i feel is envy,28 +156108,560,178,"Lisa Simpson: Wow, he's right.",896000,TRUE,9,4415,Lisa Simpson,MEXICAN RESORT,"Wow, he's right.",wow hes right,3 +156109,560,179,Homer Simpson: You know what? Apu leaving is the best thing that ever happened to this band. We're gonna be like Genesis after Peter Gabriel left.,898000,TRUE,2,4415,Homer Simpson,MEXICAN RESORT,You know what? Apu leaving is the best thing that ever happened to this band. We're gonna be like Genesis after Peter Gabriel left.,you know what apu leaving is the best thing that ever happened to this band were gonna be like genesis after peter gabriel left,24 +156110,560,180,Bart Simpson: You mean more popular but not as good?,905000,TRUE,8,4415,Bart Simpson,MEXICAN RESORT,You mean more popular but not as good?,you mean more popular but not as good,8 +156111,560,181,"Homer Simpson: Phil Collins-era Genesis is not as good, huh? (TICKING THEM OFF) ""No Reply at All,"" ""Land of Confusion,"" ""Throwing it All Away,"" ""Illegal Alien,"" ""I Can't Dance,"" and I'm sure I don't need to mention... (TWISTING THE KNIFE) ""Invisible Touch!""",908000,TRUE,2,4415,Homer Simpson,MEXICAN RESORT,"Phil Collins-era Genesis is not as good, huh? ""No Reply at All,"" ""Land of Confusion,"" ""Throwing it All Away,"" ""Illegal Alien,"" ""I Can't Dance,"" and I'm sure I don't need to mention... ""Invisible Touch!""",phil collins-era genesis is not as good huh no reply at all land of confusion throwing it all away illegal alien i cant dance and im sure i dont need to mention invisible touch,34 +156112,560,182,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),932000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156113,560,183,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: You know, we really could use a new lead singer.",932000,TRUE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,"You know, we really could use a new lead singer.",you know we really could use a new lead singer,10 +156114,560,184,"Kirk Van Houten: You know, I've been known to sing a little...",936000,TRUE,817,5,Kirk Van Houten,Simpson Home,"You know, I've been known to sing a little...",you know ive been known to sing a little,9 +156115,560,185,Homer Simpson: What? So you can also get famous and bail on us? (BEAT) You're out of the band!,938000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What? So you can also get famous and bail on us? You're out of the band!,what so you can also get famous and bail on us youre out of the band,16 +156116,560,186,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: You can't just kick him out--,942000,TRUE,140,5,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Simpson Home,You can't just kick him out--,you cant just kick him out--,6 +156117,560,187,"Homer Simpson: Oh, so you're sticking up for (RE: KIRK) Yoko here? Looks like I've got another Yoko on my hands.",944000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, so you're sticking up for Yoko here? Looks like I've got another Yoko on my hands.",oh so youre sticking up for yoko here looks like ive got another yoko on my hands,17 +156118,560,188,Dr. Julius Hibbert: How can there be two Yokos--,950000,TRUE,332,5,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Simpson Home,How can there be two Yokos--,how can there be two yokos--,6 +156119,560,189,Homer Simpson: (POINTS AT HIBBERT) Yoko! (POINTING TO EVERYONE) Yoko! Yoko! Yoko! Yoko! All you Yokos are out of the band!,954000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Yoko! Yoko! Yoko! Yoko! Yoko! All you Yokos are out of the band!,yoko yoko yoko yoko yoko all you yokos are out of the band,13 +156120,560,190,Marge Simpson: Are you okay?,966000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you okay?,are you okay,3 +156121,560,191,Homer Simpson: Do I sound okay?,967000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Do I sound okay?,do i sound okay,4 +156122,560,192,Marge Simpson: You sound great! Your licks are really... juicy.,968000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You sound great! Your licks are really... juicy.,you sound great your licks are really juicy,8 +156123,560,193,Homer Simpson: They're not juicy. My licks are dry. Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.,973000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They're not juicy. My licks are dry. Dry and scratchy like a cat's tongue.,theyre not juicy my licks are dry dry and scratchy like a cats tongue,14 +156124,560,194,"Marge Simpson: You didn't join a band to become famous like in ""Almost Famous."" You loved playing music with your friends. That was enough to make you happy.",977000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"You didn't join a band to become famous like in ""Almost Famous."" You loved playing music with your friends. That was enough to make you happy.",you didnt join a band to become famous like in almost famous you loved playing music with your friends that was enough to make you happy,26 +156125,560,195,"Homer Simpson: Well it's not enough anymore. When something great happens to one person, everyone else's life gets a little worse. Look it up, it's called physics.",985000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well it's not enough anymore. When something great happens to one person, everyone else's life gets a little worse. Look it up, it's called physics.",well its not enough anymore when something great happens to one person everyone elses life gets a little worse look it up its called physics,25 +156126,560,196,Marge Simpson: Apu is a good man. He sent over front row tickets and backstage passes to his show at the Costington Center.,993000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Apu is a good man. He sent over front row tickets and backstage passes to his show at the Costington Center.,apu is a good man he sent over front row tickets and backstage passes to his show at the costington center,21 +156127,560,197,"Homer Simpson: Oh, you mean he generously invited us to come watch him be a rock star?",1000000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, you mean he generously invited us to come watch him be a rock star?",oh you mean he generously invited us to come watch him be a rock star,15 +156128,560,198,"Marge Simpson: Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Your friend had a wonderful thing happen to him, and you are coming with us to share in his talent.",1005000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Stop feeling sorry for yourself. Your friend had a wonderful thing happen to him, and you are coming with us to share in his talent.",stop feeling sorry for yourself your friend had a wonderful thing happen to him and you are coming with us to share in his talent,25 +156129,560,199,Homer Simpson: (SULKY) I'll never have a per diem.,1012000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'll never have a per diem.,ill never have a per diem,6 +156133,560,203,Homer Simpson: (GRUMBLING) Apu wouldn't be able to sing a note if I didn't help him get over his stage fright with his Kwik-E-Mart shirt... (INSPIRED GASP),1037000,TRUE,2,4416,Homer Simpson,COSTINGTON CENTER,Apu wouldn't be able to sing a note if I didn't help him get over his stage fright with his Kwik-E-Mart shirt...,apu wouldnt be able to sing a note if i didnt help him get over his stage fright with his kwik-e-mart shirt,22 +156134,560,204,"Homer Simpson: Backstage pass, you just became a payback rage pass.",1044000,TRUE,2,4416,Homer Simpson,COSTINGTON CENTER,"Backstage pass, you just became a payback rage pass.",backstage pass you just became a payback rage pass,9 +156135,560,205,"Homer Simpson: Look at all this rock star dressing room stuff. What a sellout. Cheese plate -- oh, sorry, cubed cheese plate, lemon tea, probably for his throat...",1060000,TRUE,2,4416,Homer Simpson,COSTINGTON CENTER,"Look at all this rock star dressing room stuff. What a sellout. Cheese plate -- oh, sorry, cubed cheese plate, lemon tea, probably for his throat...",look at all this rock star dressing room stuff what a sellout cheese plate -- oh sorry cubed cheese plate lemon tea probably for his throat,26 +156136,560,206,Homer Simpson: Let's see how he performs in front of all those people without his magic-people-performing-in-front-of shirt.,1073000,TRUE,2,4416,Homer Simpson,COSTINGTON CENTER,Let's see how he performs in front of all those people without his magic-people-performing-in-front-of shirt.,lets see how he performs in front of all those people without his magic-people-performing-in-front-of shirt,15 +156137,560,207,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: But, Mr. Shredder, you promised me after we played my hometown I could have a day off.",1082000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,"But, Mr. Shredder, you promised me after we played my hometown I could have a day off.",but mr shredder you promised me after we played my hometown i could have a day off,17 +156138,560,208,SHREDDER STEVENS: I also promised I'd kick heroin...,1087000,TRUE,6683,4416,SHREDDER STEVENS,COSTINGTON CENTER,I also promised I'd kick heroin...,i also promised id kick heroin,6 +156139,560,209,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: But the tour is so hard on my family. My octuplets are being raised by roadies and bodyguards.,1090000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,But the tour is so hard on my family. My octuplets are being raised by roadies and bodyguards.,but the tour is so hard on my family my octuplets are being raised by roadies and bodyguards,18 +156140,560,210,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: This is not proper.,1095000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,This is not proper.,this is not proper,4 +156141,560,211,"PETER D'ABBRUZIO: Look, Apu. For twenty-five years we wasted money on women, drugs and guitars with live fish inside. And now we want to keep it going.",1098000,TRUE,6682,4416,PETER D'ABBRUZIO,COSTINGTON CENTER,"Look, Apu. For twenty-five years we wasted money on women, drugs and guitars with live fish inside. And now we want to keep it going.",look apu for twenty-five years we wasted money on women drugs and guitars with live fish inside and now we want to keep it going,25 +156142,560,212,"FREDDY FREEMAN: You signed a contract for a three year, fifty-seven country tour at union scale -- no per diem.",1107000,TRUE,6686,4416,FREDDY FREEMAN,COSTINGTON CENTER,"You signed a contract for a three year, fifty-seven country tour at union scale -- no per diem.",you signed a contract for a three year fifty-seven country tour at union scale -- no per diem,18 +156143,560,213,Homer Simpson: (STIFLED GASP),1107000,FALSE,2,4416,Homer Simpson,COSTINGTON CENTER,NA,NA,NA +156144,560,214,FREDDY FREEMAN: (THREATENING) You're in the band.,1115000,TRUE,6686,4416,FREDDY FREEMAN,COSTINGTON CENTER,You're in the band.,youre in the band,4 +156145,560,215,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Oh well, I guess it's show time.",1118000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,"Oh well, I guess it's show time.",oh well i guess its show time,7 +156146,560,216,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (GASPS) Homer!?,1122000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,Homer!?,homer,1 +156147,560,217,"Homer Simpson: I'm sorry, Apu. I thought you were living your dream life, so naturally I wanted to ruin it. But now I know things stink, so (MILES WARMLY) I'm okay with it.",1124000,TRUE,2,4416,Homer Simpson,COSTINGTON CENTER,"I'm sorry, Apu. I thought you were living your dream life, so naturally I wanted to ruin it. But now I know things stink, so I'm okay with it.",im sorry apu i thought you were living your dream life so naturally i wanted to ruin it but now i know things stink so im okay with it,29 +156148,560,218,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: What is the point? (SIGHS) I am trapped like a Kwik-E-Mart hot dog on a roller.,1132000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,What is the point? I am trapped like a Kwik-E-Mart hot dog on a roller.,what is the point i am trapped like a kwik-e-mart hot dog on a roller,15 +156149,560,219,"Homer Simpson: (GETTING IDEA) Kwik-E-Mart hot dog, eh?",1137000,TRUE,2,4416,Homer Simpson,COSTINGTON CENTER,"Kwik-E-Mart hot dog, eh?",kwik-e-mart hot dog eh,4 +156150,560,220,(Kwik-E-Mart: int. KWIK-E-MART - a little later),1139000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +156151,560,221,Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon: You want every hot dog in the store? Every one? O-kay...,1139000,TRUE,770,136,Sanjay Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,You want every hot dog in the store? Every one? O-kay...,you want every hot dog in the store every one o-kay,11 +156152,560,222,(COSTINGTON CENTER: int. Costington Center - backstage - later),1156000,FALSE,NA,4416,NA,COSTINGTON CENTER,NA,NA,NA +156153,560,223,"FORUM ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen, Tucks Medicated Pads presents... Sungazer!",1156000,TRUE,6687,4416,FORUM ANNOUNCER,COSTINGTON CENTER,"Ladies and gentlemen, Tucks Medicated Pads presents... Sungazer!",ladies and gentlemen tucks medicated pads presents sungazer,8 +156154,560,224,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Uh, people? I am sorry to report that all the original members of the band have been struck down by a mysterious case of hot dog poisoning.",1167000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,"Uh, people? I am sorry to report that all the original members of the band have been struck down by a mysterious case of hot dog poisoning.",uh people i am sorry to report that all the original members of the band have been struck down by a mysterious case of hot dog poisoning,27 +156155,560,225,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Rather than refund your money or reschedule the show, we have a surprise for you. Get ready to rock with a group that is truly all about the music -- Covercraft!",1178000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,"Rather than refund your money or reschedule the show, we have a surprise for you. Get ready to rock with a group that is truly all about the music -- Covercraft!",rather than refund your money or reschedule the show we have a surprise for you get ready to rock with a group that is truly all about the music -- covercraft,31 +156158,560,228,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM / I'LL KEEP FIGHTING TILL I WANT SOMETHING GREAT / HOPIN' FOR A DREAM / (CHORUS) HOPIN' FOR A DREAM,1198000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,FOCUS LIKE A LASER BEAM / I'LL KEEP FIGHTING TILL I WANT SOMETHING GREAT / HOPIN' FOR A DREAM / HOPIN' FOR A DREAM,focus like a laser beam ill keep fighting till i want something great hopin for a dream hopin for a dream,21 +156159,560,229,COVERCRAFT: (SINGING BACKUP) HOPIN'...,1209000,TRUE,6688,4416,COVERCRAFT,COSTINGTON CENTER,HOPIN'...,hopin,1 +156160,560,230,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) TO SOMEDAY SOMEHOW HAVE A GOAL / I'LL KEEP FIGHTING TILL I WANT SOMETHING GREAT / I'M HOPIN' FOR A DREAM,1214000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,TO SOMEDAY SOMEHOW HAVE A GOAL / I'LL KEEP FIGHTING TILL I WANT SOMETHING GREAT / I'M HOPIN' FOR A DREAM,to someday somehow have a goal ill keep fighting till i want something great im hopin for a dream,19 +156161,560,231,COVERCRAFT: (SINGING BACKUP) HOPIN'! HOPIN'! HOPIN'!,1222000,TRUE,6688,4416,COVERCRAFT,COSTINGTON CENTER,HOPIN'! HOPIN'! HOPIN'!,hopin hopin hopin,3 +156162,560,232,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (CHORUS) HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,1225000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,hopin for a dream,4 +156163,560,233,COVERCRAFT: (SINGING BACKUP) HOPIN',1228000,TRUE,6688,4416,COVERCRAFT,COSTINGTON CENTER,HOPIN',hopin,1 +156164,560,234,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SUNGAZER VOICE) DREAMS ARE GREAT OR SO IT SEEMS / IF I NEVER FIND ONE I GUESS THAT'S OKAY / I'M HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,1230000,TRUE,208,4416,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,COSTINGTON CENTER,DREAMS ARE GREAT OR SO IT SEEMS / IF I NEVER FIND ONE I GUESS THAT'S OKAY / I'M HOPIN' FOR A DREAM...,dreams are great or so it seems if i never find one i guess thats okay im hopin for a dream,21 +156165,560,235,Homer Simpson: HOPIN'! HOPIN'!,1236000,TRUE,2,4416,Homer Simpson,COSTINGTON CENTER,HOPIN'! HOPIN'!,hopin hopin,2 +156166,560,236,(SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT JAIL: int. springfield police department jail),1236000,FALSE,NA,4417,NA,SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT JAIL,NA,NA,NA +156167,560,237,"SAMMY HAGAR: So there I am, in Easter Island, and the heads ask me to play them a song. I say ""Why me, heads? You've heard the music of the universe itself."" And they say ""Sammy, your stuff rocks just a little harder."" That's when I wake up. I'm in the Springfield Elementary parking lot, doing a buck-fifty-five in my Ferrari 512 Boxer. I was cornering so hard, I blacked out from the cheese, man. They say I ran over the groundskeeper. Probably get life in prison. But I got a plan to escape. Using only this harmonica and some guitar picks with my face on 'em. Who's with me on this?",1236000,TRUE,6685,4417,SAMMY HAGAR,SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT JAIL,"So there I am, in Easter Island, and the heads ask me to play them a song. I say ""Why me, heads? You've heard the music of the universe itself."" And they say ""Sammy, your stuff rocks just a little harder."" That's when I wake up. I'm in the Springfield Elementary parking lot, doing a buck-fifty-five in my Ferrari 512 Boxer. I was cornering so hard, I blacked out from the cheese, man. They say I ran over the groundskeeper. Probably get life in prison. But I got a plan to escape. Using only this harmonica and some guitar picks with my face on 'em. Who's with me on this?",so there i am in easter island and the heads ask me to play them a song i say why me heads youve heard the music of the universe itself and they say sammy your stuff rocks just a little harder thats when i wake up im in the springfield elementary parking lot doing a buck-fifty-five in my ferrari 512 boxer i was cornering so hard i blacked out from the cheese man they say i ran over the groundskeeper probably get life in prison but i got a plan to escape using only this harmonica and some guitar picks with my face on em whos with me on this,110 +156168,560,238,SAMMY HAGAR: (MANIACAL LAUGH),1236000,FALSE,6685,4417,SAMMY HAGAR,SPRINGFIELD POLICE DEPARTMENT JAIL,NA,NA,NA +156169,561,0,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - lake near POWER PLANT - day),110000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +156170,561,1,Comic Book Guy: You're about to see the worst half-hour of television ever.,110000,TRUE,801,216,Comic Book Guy,Springfield,You're about to see the worst half-hour of television ever.,youre about to see the worst half-hour of television ever,10 +156171,561,2,Comic Book Guy: All righty then.,114000,TRUE,801,216,Comic Book Guy,Springfield,All righty then.,all righty then,3 +156172,561,3,R3: (AGREEING WHISTLE NOISE),114000,FALSE,6689,216,R3,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +156173,561,4,GOLDEN ROBOT: May the sauce be with you!,125000,TRUE,6690,216,GOLDEN ROBOT,Springfield,May the sauce be with you!,may the sauce be with you,6 +156174,561,5,"Comic Book Guy: Oh, since when is soup sauce? This is so non-canonical!",128000,TRUE,801,216,Comic Book Guy,Springfield,"Oh, since when is soup sauce? This is so non-canonical!",oh since when is soup sauce this is so non-canonical,10 +156175,561,6,Kumiko: You have every right to be furious.,131000,TRUE,6484,216,Kumiko,Springfield,You have every right to be furious.,you have every right to be furious,7 +156176,561,7,Comic Book Guy: It's as bad as I remembered and I haven't watched it since yesterday! Horrible. Yet enthralling.,139000,TRUE,801,216,Comic Book Guy,Springfield,It's as bad as I remembered and I haven't watched it since yesterday! Horrible. Yet enthralling.,its as bad as i remembered and i havent watched it since yesterday horrible yet enthralling,16 +156177,561,8,Hans Moleman: Hooray. A card from Dr. Hibbert.,146000,TRUE,963,216,Hans Moleman,Springfield,Hooray. A card from Dr. Hibbert.,hooray a card from dr hibbert,6 +156178,561,9,Hans Moleman: (FEARFUL GASP),146000,FALSE,963,216,Hans Moleman,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +156179,561,10,Hans Moleman: (RELIEVED SIGH),146000,FALSE,963,216,Hans Moleman,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +156180,561,11,Hans Moleman: (SMALL MOAN),146000,FALSE,963,216,Hans Moleman,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +156181,561,12,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Nuclear Plant - continuous),159000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156182,561,13,"Homer Simpson: (INTO PHONE) I'll be right home, honey. I've just got to lock down the reactor for the evening.",159000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I'll be right home, honey. I've just got to lock down the reactor for the evening.",ill be right home honey ive just got to lock down the reactor for the evening,16 +156183,561,14,Homer Simpson: Tight as a drum.,169000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Tight as a drum.,tight as a drum,4 +156184,561,15,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson House - continuous),172000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156185,561,16,Marge Simpson: See you soon!,172000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,See you soon!,see you soon,3 +156186,561,17,Marge Simpson: Bart! Hold the ladder still!,174000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! Hold the ladder still!,bart hold the ladder still,5 +156187,561,18,Marge Simpson: (TOPPLING NOISE),174000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156188,561,19,Marge Simpson: (ANGRY NOISE),174000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156189,561,20,Marge Simpson: (UNDER BREATH) Wish Homer was here.,183000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Wish Homer was here.,wish homer was here,4 +156190,561,21,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Nuclear Plant - continuous),185000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156191,561,22,C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson!,185000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Simpson!,simpson,1 +156192,561,23,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEK) Mr. Scrooge!,186000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Mr. Scrooge!,mr scrooge,2 +156193,561,24,C. Montgomery Burns: Time for your holiday gift!,188000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Time for your holiday gift!,time for your holiday gift,5 +156194,561,25,Homer Simpson: (EXCITED NOISE),188000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156195,561,26,"C. Montgomery Burns: In your name, a donation has been made...",190000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"In your name, a donation has been made...",in your name a donation has been made,8 +156196,561,27,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),190000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156197,561,28,C. Montgomery Burns: ...to the Salvation Army.,190000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...to the Salvation Army.,to the salvation army,4 +156198,561,29,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),190000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156199,561,30,"C. Montgomery Burns: Also, you will be visited by three spirits tonight. (CHECKS APPOINTMENT BOOK) No, wait, that's my schedule. (CALLS OUT) Smithers! We need to cancel the ten-thirty spirit!",195000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Also, you will be visited by three spirits tonight. No, wait, that's my schedule. Smithers! We need to cancel the ten-thirty spirit!",also you will be visited by three spirits tonight no wait thats my schedule smithers we need to cancel the ten-thirty spirit,22 +156200,561,31,"Waylon Smithers: Yes, sir.",202000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yes, sir.",yes sir,2 +156201,561,32,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen),206000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156202,561,33,Marge Simpson: (HUMMING NOISES) Hello?,206000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Hello?,hello,1 +156203,561,34,"Homer Simpson: Headin' home, baby.",208000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Headin' home, baby.",headin home baby,3 +156204,561,35,Homer Simpson: Nothing's gonna stop me now.,209000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Nothing's gonna stop me now.,nothings gonna stop me now,5 +156205,561,36,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS),209000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156206,561,37,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - christmas eve),215000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +156207,561,38,Homer Simpson: (WOOZY) Maybe a drink will help me with my driving.,215000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Maybe a drink will help me with my driving.,maybe a drink will help me with my driving,9 +156208,561,39,"Moe Szyslak: Man, those things go off quick.",224000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Man, those things go off quick.",man those things go off quick,6 +156209,561,40,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson House - night),232000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156210,561,41,"""Vin Scully"": (SPOKEN) ...and the baseball exclaimed as it flew out of sight / this ballpark is shorter in left field than right! Mark Hughes swings and misses. Yes, I'm recording this during a game!",232000,TRUE,620,5,Vin Scully,Simpson Home,"...and the baseball exclaimed as it flew out of sight / this ballpark is shorter in left field than right! Mark Hughes swings and misses. Yes, I'm recording this during a game!",and the baseball exclaimed as it flew out of sight this ballpark is shorter in left field than right mark hughes swings and misses yes im recording this during a game,31 +156211,561,42,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - continuous),249000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +156212,561,43,Moe Szyslak: Few people know that verdict was overturned in the sequel. Heh.,249000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Few people know that verdict was overturned in the sequel. Heh.,few people know that verdict was overturned in the sequel heh,11 +156213,561,44,Homer Simpson: I'd better be heading home... to my family... enjoy your evening... with your wonderful... uh... neon sign...,249000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I'd better be heading home... to my family... enjoy your evening... with your wonderful... uh... neon sign...,id better be heading home to my family enjoy your evening with your wonderful uh neon sign,17 +156214,561,45,"Moe Szyslak: (SAD, SINCERE) Yeah, last year I broke it just so the repairman would come. But I'll be fine.",262000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, last year I broke it just so the repairman would come. But I'll be fine.",yeah last year i broke it just so the repairman would come but ill be fine,16 +156215,561,46,"Homer Simpson: Hey, um, you gonna be okay?",269000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, um, you gonna be okay?",hey um you gonna be okay,6 +156216,561,47,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, yeah, yeah. (SOBS) Super. (LARGE SOB)",271000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, yeah, yeah. Super.",oh yeah yeah super,4 +156217,561,48,"Moe Szyslak: It's just that... you know, I lost my ma at Christmas.",273000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"It's just that... you know, I lost my ma at Christmas.",its just that you know i lost my ma at christmas,11 +156218,561,49,Moe Szyslak: She took me to a mall and I never saw her again. But I'll never forget that image of her bolting for the parking lot.,280000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,She took me to a mall and I never saw her again. But I'll never forget that image of her bolting for the parking lot.,she took me to a mall and i never saw her again but ill never forget that image of her bolting for the parking lot,25 +156219,561,50,Homer Simpson: Okay! Okay! I'll stay for one beer.,288000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Okay! Okay! I'll stay for one beer.,okay okay ill stay for one beer,7 +156220,561,51,"Moe Szyslak: (TOTALLY CALM) Oh great, great. But don't do it out of pity. (SMALL LAUGH)",290000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Oh great, great. But don't do it out of pity.",oh great great but dont do it out of pity,10 +156221,561,52,"Moe Szyslak: Pity! Pity! Have pity! Look, I'm wrapped around your leg here!",293000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Pity! Pity! Have pity! Look, I'm wrapped around your leg here!",pity pity have pity look im wrapped around your leg here,11 +156222,561,53,Moe Szyslak: Please! Please! Please!,298000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Please! Please! Please!,please please please,3 +156223,561,54,Homer Simpson: But I promised Marge.,299000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,But I promised Marge.,but i promised marge,4 +156224,561,55,Moe Szyslak: Now I'm sittin' on your shoulders! Please!,301000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Now I'm sittin' on your shoulders! Please!,now im sittin on your shoulders please,7 +156225,561,56,"Homer Simpson: Okay, okay!",303000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Okay, okay!",okay okay,2 +156226,561,57,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - later that night),310000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156227,561,58,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED MURMUR),310000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156228,561,59,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, where's Dad?",310000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, where's Dad?",mom wheres dad,3 +156229,561,60,Marge Simpson: I don't know.,312000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I don't know.,i dont know,3 +156230,561,61,"Bart Simpson: (ANNOYED) It's Christmas Eve, man! We do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight.",314000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's Christmas Eve, man! We do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight.",its christmas eve man we do not want to set a precedent for fat guys being late tonight,18 +156231,561,62,Marge Simpson: (IRRITATED MURMUR),314000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156232,561,63,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - continuous),321000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +156233,561,64,Moe Szyslak: (SING) SI-LENT NIGHT / HO-LY NIGHT,321000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,SI-LENT NIGHT / HO-LY NIGHT,si-lent night ho-ly night,4 +156234,561,65,Moe Szyslak: (HAPPY) I'm happy on Christmas Eve. And for once it's not 'cause some drunk left a wallet on his stool.,327000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I'm happy on Christmas Eve. And for once it's not 'cause some drunk left a wallet on his stool.,im happy on christmas eve and for once its not cause some drunk left a wallet on his stool,19 +156235,561,66,"Moe's Thoughts: Uh-oh, this is startin' to hurt.",334000,TRUE,4274,15,Moe's Thoughts,Moe's Tavern,"Uh-oh, this is startin' to hurt.",uh-oh this is startin to hurt,6 +156236,561,67,"Moe Szyslak: (CHUCKLES) And now, Homer, it's only fair that I give youse a gift: I'm gonna set the clock in the bar to the correct time.",342000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"And now, Homer, it's only fair that I give youse a gift: I'm gonna set the clock in the bar to the correct time.",and now homer its only fair that i give youse a gift im gonna set the clock in the bar to the correct time,24 +156237,561,68,"Homer Simpson: Hey, what the--",349000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, what the--",hey what the--,3 +156238,561,69,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) I am so late!,351000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I am so late!,i am so late,4 +156239,561,70,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa, whoa, whoa it's the night before Christmas! Stop stirring, you!",355000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Whoa, whoa, whoa it's the night before Christmas! Stop stirring, you!",whoa whoa whoa its the night before christmas stop stirring you,11 +156240,561,71,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - living room),364000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156241,561,72,Marge Simpson: One night. The one night of the year I want Homer home with his family and he can't even do that.,364000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,One night. The one night of the year I want Homer home with his family and he can't even do that.,one night the one night of the year i want homer home with his family and he cant even do that,21 +156242,561,73,Selma Bouvier: Christmas is a great time to dump him.,371000,TRUE,22,5,Selma Bouvier,Simpson Home,Christmas is a great time to dump him.,christmas is a great time to dump him,8 +156243,561,74,"Patty Bouvier: If you do it now, you won't have to watch the Super Bowl!",374000,TRUE,10,5,Patty Bouvier,Simpson Home,"If you do it now, you won't have to watch the Super Bowl!",if you do it now you wont have to watch the super bowl,13 +156244,561,75,Marge Simpson: (MOST FURIOUS EVER) Homer Simpson!,382000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer Simpson!,homer simpson,2 +156245,561,76,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISE),382000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156246,561,77,"Marge Simpson: I never thought I'd say this to someone I cared for, much less my (SPITS IT OUT) husband, but I'm saying it now: I don't want you here on Christmas.",385000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I never thought I'd say this to someone I cared for, much less my husband, but I'm saying it now: I don't want you here on Christmas.",i never thought id say this to someone i cared for much less my husband but im saying it now i dont want you here on christmas,27 +156247,561,78,"Homer Simpson: Marge, think about what you're saying. It's Sir Isaac Newton's birthday!",394000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, think about what you're saying. It's Sir Isaac Newton's birthday!",marge think about what youre saying its sir isaac newtons birthday,11 +156248,561,79,Marge Simpson: Out now.,398000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Out now.,out now,2 +156249,561,80,(House: Ext. house - continuous),403000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,House,NA,NA,NA +156250,561,81,"Homer Simpson: Yeah?! (FRUSTRATED NOISE, THEN CALLING OUT) Well, good luck assembling all those toys without me!",403000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,House,"Yeah?! Well, good luck assembling all those toys without me!",yeah well good luck assembling all those toys without me,10 +156251,561,82,Patty Bouvier: We already did it!,407000,TRUE,10,133,Patty Bouvier,House,We already did it!,we already did it,4 +156252,561,83,Homer Simpson: (SHRIEKS) The ghost of Marge Future!,408000,TRUE,2,133,Homer Simpson,House,The ghost of Marge Future!,the ghost of marge future,5 +156253,561,84,(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - late night - christmas eve),417000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +156257,561,88,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - continuous),422000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156259,561,90,(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - continuous),425000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +156261,561,92,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - continuous),426000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156263,561,94,(Homer's Car: Int. Homer's car - continuous),430000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +156265,561,96,Chief Wiggum: I wonder if Lou suspects that I was his Secret Santa.,439000,TRUE,71,29,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Car,I wonder if Lou suspects that I was his Secret Santa.,i wonder if lou suspects that i was his secret santa,11 +156266,561,97,Lou: (LOOKING AT WIGGUM) What kind of a cheapskate gives you one corncob holder for Christmas?,443000,TRUE,91,29,Lou,Homer's Car,What kind of a cheapskate gives you one corncob holder for Christmas?,what kind of a cheapskate gives you one corncob holder for christmas,12 +156267,561,98,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - late night - Christmas Eve),451000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +156268,561,99,"Homer Simpson: (ANGRILY) Moe, what are you doing?",451000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, what are you doing?",moe what are you doing,5 +156269,561,100,Moe Szyslak: (SINGS) GOOD KING WENCESLAS LOOKED OUT ON THE FEAST OF...,454000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,GOOD KING WENCESLAS LOOKED OUT ON THE FEAST OF...,good king wenceslas looked out on the feast of,9 +156270,561,101,KARAOKE MACHINE: (JAPANESE ACCENT) Voice too poor for karaoke. Shutting doooown. Bye now.,459000,TRUE,6691,15,KARAOKE MACHINE,Moe's Tavern,Voice too poor for karaoke. Shutting doooown. Bye now.,voice too poor for karaoke shutting doooown bye now,9 +156271,561,102,Moe Szyslak: Oh my God! Santa brought me just what I asked for!,464000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Oh my God! Santa brought me just what I asked for!,oh my god santa brought me just what i asked for,11 +156272,561,103,"Moe Szyslak: (THOUGHTFUL NOISE, THEN RE: HOMER'S WEIGHT) Two thirty-nine. Who's he foolin'?",470000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Two thirty-nine. Who's he foolin'?,two thirty-nine whos he foolin,5 +156273,561,104,(Kwik-E-Mart: EXT. Kwik-E-Mart - NIGHT),479000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +156274,561,105,"Homer Simpson: Hey, pal. Can't believe you have to work Christmas Eve.",479000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Hey, pal. Can't believe you have to work Christmas Eve.",hey pal cant believe you have to work christmas eve,10 +156275,561,106,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well, if you are here for a last minute gift, we have a cellphone holder that fits no cellphone made after two thousand and two, and, uh... Kwik-E-Nog...",483000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Well, if you are here for a last minute gift, we have a cellphone holder that fits no cellphone made after two thousand and two, and, uh... Kwik-E-Nog...",well if you are here for a last minute gift we have a cellphone holder that fits no cellphone made after two thousand and two and uh kwik-e-nog,28 +156276,561,107,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Nog stands for ""Not Okayed by Government.""",492000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Nog stands for ""Not Okayed by Government.""",nog stands for not okayed by government,7 +156277,561,108,Homer Simpson: Maybe Marge would forgive me if I won the lotto. Give me a scratcher.,492000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Maybe Marge would forgive me if I won the lotto. Give me a scratcher.,maybe marge would forgive me if i won the lotto give me a scratcher,14 +156278,561,109,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT, THEN:) Gimme another one.",501000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Gimme another one.,gimme another one,3 +156279,561,110,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SIGHS),501000,FALSE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +156280,561,111,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT, THEN:) Gimme another one.",503000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Gimme another one.,gimme another one,3 +156281,561,112,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SIGHS),503000,FALSE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +156282,561,113,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT, THEN:) Gimme another one.",505000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Gimme another one.,gimme another one,3 +156283,561,114,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SIGHS),505000,FALSE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +156284,561,115,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT, THEN:) Gimme another one.",505000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Gimme another one.,gimme another one,3 +156285,561,116,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT, THEN:) Gimme another one.",505000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Gimme another one.,gimme another one,3 +156286,561,117,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SIGHS),505000,FALSE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +156287,561,118,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT, THEN:) Gimme another one.",509000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Gimme another one.,gimme another one,3 +156345,561,176,WISEGUY VENDOR: ...in a concentration camp drama...,777000,TRUE,6692,4418,WISEGUY VENDOR,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,...in a concentration camp drama...,in a concentration camp drama,5 +156346,561,177,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),777000,FALSE,2,4418,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,NA,NA,NA +156255,561,86,Marge's Thoughts: Should I forgive him?...,419000,TRUE,1,29,Marge's Thoughts,Homer's Car,Should I forgive him?...,should i forgive him,4 +156258,561,89,Marge's Thoughts: Maybe not this time...,422000,TRUE,1,5,Marge's Thoughts,Simpson Home,Maybe not this time...,maybe not this time,4 +156262,561,93,"Marge's Thoughts: With his marriage in this much trouble, he's got a lot of thinking to do.",426000,TRUE,1,5,Marge's Thoughts,Simpson Home,"With his marriage in this much trouble, he's got a lot of thinking to do.",with his marriage in this much trouble hes got a lot of thinking to do,15 +156288,561,119,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SIGHS, CAN'T HOLD IT IN) Oh please, stop! Stop it! My religion prohibits me from taking advantage of a fool more than five times. This thing basically has no winners.",510000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Oh please, stop! Stop it! My religion prohibits me from taking advantage of a fool more than five times. This thing basically has no winners.",oh please stop stop it my religion prohibits me from taking advantage of a fool more than five times this thing basically has no winners,25 +156289,561,120,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?",518000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Yeah, but doesn't the money go to schools?",yeah but doesnt the money go to schools,8 +156290,561,121,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (SIGHS) You have been to our schools. What do you think?,520000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,You have been to our schools. What do you think?,you have been to our schools what do you think,10 +156291,561,122,"Seymour Skinner: Welcome to ""Bring Us Your Toilet Paper"" night. (LAUGHS) Don't worry, none goes to Willie.",523000,TRUE,3,136,Seymour Skinner,Kwik-E-Mart,"Welcome to ""Bring Us Your Toilet Paper"" night. Don't worry, none goes to Willie.",welcome to bring us your toilet paper night dont worry none goes to willie,14 +156292,561,123,Groundskeeper Willie: Don't need it. I got me Starbucks napkins!,528000,TRUE,404,136,Groundskeeper Willie,Kwik-E-Mart,Don't need it. I got me Starbucks napkins!,dont need it i got me starbucks napkins,8 +156293,561,124,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You know, ironically, in India, they did use the money for schools and they had fantastic results.",532000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"You know, ironically, in India, they did use the money for schools and they had fantastic results.",you know ironically in india they did use the money for schools and they had fantastic results,17 +156294,561,125,"Homer Simpson: Aw, thanks for your honesty, Apu. Is there any other product in the store you'd like to warn me about?",537000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,"Aw, thanks for your honesty, Apu. Is there any other product in the store you'd like to warn me about?",aw thanks for your honesty apu is there any other product in the store youd like to warn me about,20 +156295,561,126,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Well... (OMINOUS) those hotdogs began life as Twinkies!,542000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Well... those hotdogs began life as Twinkies!,well those hotdogs began life as twinkies,7 +156296,561,127,Homer Simpson: Wow.,551000,TRUE,2,136,Homer Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Wow.,wow,1 +156297,561,128,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),555000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156298,561,129,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's bedroom - continuous),555000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156299,561,130,Bart Simpson: (MOANS) Christmas Eve. The one night a kid wants to go to sleep is the one night he can't. I can't have another cocoa.,555000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Christmas Eve. The one night a kid wants to go to sleep is the one night he can't. I can't have another cocoa.,christmas eve the one night a kid wants to go to sleep is the one night he cant i cant have another cocoa,23 +156300,561,131,Bart Simpson: My pee is starting to smell like a ski chalet.,561000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,My pee is starting to smell like a ski chalet.,my pee is starting to smell like a ski chalet,10 +156301,561,132,"Bart Simpson: Oh, thank God you are here. I need to get to sleep. Tell me the story of jazz again.",564000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Oh, thank God you are here. I need to get to sleep. Tell me the story of jazz again.",oh thank god you are here i need to get to sleep tell me the story of jazz again,19 +156302,561,133,"Lisa Simpson: Well, the story of jazz starts with the tresillo, the most prevalent duple-pulse rhythmic cell in sub-Saharan African music, but the rest will have to wait. (SCARED, GRABS BART) Bart, Bart, I hear Mom sobbing and I don't know where Dad is!",569000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Well, the story of jazz starts with the tresillo, the most prevalent duple-pulse rhythmic cell in sub-Saharan African music, but the rest will have to wait. Bart, Bart, I hear Mom sobbing and I don't know where Dad is!",well the story of jazz starts with the tresillo the most prevalent duple-pulse rhythmic cell in sub-saharan african music but the rest will have to wait bart bart i hear mom sobbing and i dont know where dad is,39 +156303,561,134,"Bart Simpson: (SINCERE) If it helps, I made you a card.",580000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"If it helps, I made you a card.",if it helps i made you a card,8 +156304,561,135,Lisa Simpson: Bart! This is the year I've got to nail Christmas. I don't want to be a jaded ten-year-old like you!,583000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Bart! This is the year I've got to nail Christmas. I don't want to be a jaded ten-year-old like you!,bart this is the year ive got to nail christmas i dont want to be a jaded ten-year-old like you,20 +156305,561,136,"Bart Simpson: (THINKS, THEN) Ah, yes... I remember Christmas Eve when I was eight.",588000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Ah, yes... I remember Christmas Eve when I was eight.",ah yes i remember christmas eve when i was eight,10 +156306,561,137,Marge Simpson: Why do you always wait till the last minute to put up the lights?,592000,TRUE,1,43,Marge Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Why do you always wait till the last minute to put up the lights?,why do you always wait till the last minute to put up the lights,14 +156307,561,138,Homer Simpson: I don't wanna ruin the magic and I certainly (FALLING NOISE),596000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I don't wanna ruin the magic and I certainly,i dont wanna ruin the magic and i certainly,9 +156308,561,139,Homer Simpson: (HUGE CHOKING NOISES) Next year... this is... your job. (PASSING OUT NOISE),601000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Next year... this is... your job.,next year this is your job,6 +156309,561,140,Homer Simpson: (CHOKING NOISE)... (CHOKING NOISE)...,609000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,... ...,NA,0 +156310,561,141,Homer Simpson: (CHOKING NOISE)... (HAPPILY) Ooh!... (CHOKING NOISE)...,609000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,... Ooh!... ...,ooh,1 +156311,561,142,"Bart Simpson: They say a boy never gets over seeing his Dad in a Santa suit getting hanged and electrocuted on Christmas Eve. I'll help you, kid.",612000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"They say a boy never gets over seeing his Dad in a Santa suit getting hanged and electrocuted on Christmas Eve. I'll help you, kid.",they say a boy never gets over seeing his dad in a santa suit getting hanged and electrocuted on christmas eve ill help you kid,25 +156312,561,143,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson House - late night - establishing),638000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156313,561,144,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, I'm just a kid. But I say if Dad isn't here Christmas morning, that's the kind of thing families never recover from.",638000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, I'm just a kid. But I say if Dad isn't here Christmas morning, that's the kind of thing families never recover from.",mom im just a kid but i say if dad isnt here christmas morning thats the kind of thing families never recover from,23 +156314,561,145,"Marge Simpson: (MURMURS, THEN) Lisa, sweetie, I'm tired of being a pushover.",646000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Lisa, sweetie, I'm tired of being a pushover.",lisa sweetie im tired of being a pushover,8 +156315,561,146,Bart Simpson: You're not a pushover.,650000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,You're not a pushover.,youre not a pushover,4 +156316,561,147,Marge Simpson: You can't smoke!,651000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You can't smoke!,you cant smoke,3 +156317,561,148,Bart Simpson: Just chewing on the wood.,652000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Just chewing on the wood.,just chewing on the wood,5 +156318,561,149,Marge Simpson: Okay then!,653000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay then!,okay then,2 +156319,561,150,"Moe Szyslak: Howya doin' there? Uh, your front door was locked, so, uh, rather than call or knock, I, uh, came down the chimbley there. (COUGHS)",658000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Howya doin' there? Uh, your front door was locked, so, uh, rather than call or knock, I, uh, came down the chimbley there.",howya doin there uh your front door was locked so uh rather than call or knock i uh came down the chimbley there,23 +156320,561,151,"Marge Simpson: Moe Szyslak. You didn't climb down our chimney just to say ""Merry Christmas.""",668000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Moe Szyslak. You didn't climb down our chimney just to say ""Merry Christmas.""",moe szyslak you didnt climb down our chimney just to say merry christmas,13 +156321,561,152,"Moe Szyslak: (COUGHS) Midge, it's one minute till Christmas and if I'm ever gonna be a good guy, it's now. Now here I go.",668000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Midge, it's one minute till Christmas and if I'm ever gonna be a good guy, it's now. Now here I go.",midge its one minute till christmas and if im ever gonna be a good guy its now now here i go,21 +156322,561,153,"Moe Szyslak: I'm the one that kept Homer from comin' home... 'cause... uh, well, I was lonely.",681000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"I'm the one that kept Homer from comin' home... 'cause... uh, well, I was lonely.",im the one that kept homer from comin home cause uh well i was lonely,15 +156323,561,154,Marge Simpson: (CONFUSED NOISE),681000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156324,561,155,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, that's right. Me, Mr. Party Pants. So, uh... so don't hold it against Homer, eh?",685000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"Yeah, that's right. Me, Mr. Party Pants. So, uh... so don't hold it against Homer, eh?",yeah thats right me mr party pants so uh so dont hold it against homer eh,16 +156325,561,156,"Marge Simpson: Oh, my poor Homie! This is what I was hoping for... for it not to have been completely his fault! Thank you, Moe.",691000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, my poor Homie! This is what I was hoping for... for it not to have been completely his fault! Thank you, Moe.",oh my poor homie this is what i was hoping for for it not to have been completely his fault thank you moe,23 +156326,561,157,Marge Simpson: (SURPRISED MURMUR),691000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156327,561,158,"Moe Szyslak: I'm sorry, Marge, I'm sorry, but it was Christmas and we were under the mistletoe...",703000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry, Marge, I'm sorry, but it was Christmas and we were under the mistletoe...",im sorry marge im sorry but it was christmas and we were under the mistletoe,15 +156328,561,159,Bart Simpson: (PEERS UPWARD) That's lettuce caught in a spider's web.,707000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,That's lettuce caught in a spider's web.,thats lettuce caught in a spiders web,7 +156329,561,160,Moe Szyslak: All right.,708000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,All right.,all right,2 +156330,561,161,Marge Simpson: I've gotta call Homer.,709000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I've gotta call Homer.,ive gotta call homer,4 +156331,561,162,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),709000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156332,561,163,Moe Szyslak: What gives? Don't you get Showtime Extreme?,721000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,What gives? Don't you get Showtime Extreme?,what gives dont you get showtime extreme,7 +156333,561,164,Marge Simpson: (HOLDING PHONE) No answer. Let's go find your father.,723000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,No answer. Let's go find your father.,no answer lets go find your father,7 +156334,561,165,Marge Simpson: What? I never give up hope.,727000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What? I never give up hope.,what i never give up hope,6 +156335,561,166,Moe Szyslak: Neither do I.,731000,TRUE,17,5,Moe Szyslak,Simpson Home,Neither do I.,neither do i,3 +156336,561,167,(OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL: Ext. outdoor springfield shopping mall - just past midnight),736000,FALSE,NA,4418,NA,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,NA,NA,NA +156337,561,168,Homer Simpson: (SADLY) Even the anchor store's closed.,736000,TRUE,2,4418,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,Even the anchor store's closed.,even the anchor stores closed,5 +156338,561,169,Homer Simpson: Any uplifting holiday movies?,767000,TRUE,2,4418,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,Any uplifting holiday movies?,any uplifting holiday movies,4 +156339,561,170,"WISEGUY VENDOR: Well, let's see. We've got a film about a nutty professor...",769000,TRUE,6692,4418,WISEGUY VENDOR,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,"Well, let's see. We've got a film about a nutty professor...",well lets see weve got a film about a nutty professor,11 +156340,561,171,Homer Simpson: (HOPEFUL NOISE),769000,FALSE,2,4418,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,NA,NA,NA +156341,561,172,WISEGUY VENDOR: ...with advanced Alzheimer's...,773000,TRUE,6692,4418,WISEGUY VENDOR,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,...with advanced Alzheimer's...,with advanced alzheimers,3 +156342,561,173,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),773000,FALSE,2,4418,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,NA,NA,NA +156343,561,174,WISEGUY VENDOR: ...Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill...,776000,TRUE,6692,4418,WISEGUY VENDOR,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,...Seth Rogen and Jonah Hill...,seth rogen and jonah hill,5 +156344,561,175,Homer Simpson: (HOPEFUL NOISE),776000,FALSE,2,4418,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,NA,NA,NA +156347,561,178,WISEGUY VENDOR: ...and a cute model...,780000,TRUE,6692,4418,WISEGUY VENDOR,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,...and a cute model...,and a cute model,4 +156348,561,179,Homer Simpson: (HOPEFUL NOISE),780000,FALSE,2,4418,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,NA,NA,NA +156349,561,180,WISEGUY VENDOR: ...airplane that lost its propeller.,782000,TRUE,6692,4418,WISEGUY VENDOR,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,...airplane that lost its propeller.,airplane that lost its propeller,5 +156350,561,181,Homer Simpson: (CONSIDERING NOISE) I guess I'll take the Concentration Camp one.,784000,TRUE,2,4418,Homer Simpson,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,I guess I'll take the Concentration Camp one.,i guess ill take the concentration camp one,8 +156351,561,182,"WISEGUY VENDOR: And a Merry Christmas to you, sir.",788000,TRUE,6692,4418,WISEGUY VENDOR,OUTDOOR SPRINGFIELD SHOPPING MALL,"And a Merry Christmas to you, sir.",and a merry christmas to you sir,7 +156352,561,183,(Movie Theater: Int. movie theater - moments later),795000,FALSE,NA,328,NA,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +156353,561,184,"Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Well, if I've gotta spend Christmas Eve alone, at least no one will see me.",795000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,"Well, if I've gotta spend Christmas Eve alone, at least no one will see me.",well if ive gotta spend christmas eve alone at least no one will see me,15 +156354,561,185,"Gil Gunderson: Heya, Homer!",799000,TRUE,2369,328,Gil Gunderson,Movie Theater,"Heya, Homer!",heya homer,2 +156355,561,186,BLUE: (LOUD DOG BARKS),799000,FALSE,6693,328,BLUE,Movie Theater,NA,NA,NA +156356,561,187,"Gil Gunderson: Just 'cause you're here shouldn't make you sad. This is my seventeenth Christmas alone in a movie theater. This is my family. The guy with the smelly pants, the lady that carries empty cans in a PBS tote bag...",799000,TRUE,2369,328,Gil Gunderson,Movie Theater,"Just 'cause you're here shouldn't make you sad. This is my seventeenth Christmas alone in a movie theater. This is my family. The guy with the smelly pants, the lady that carries empty cans in a PBS tote bag...",just cause youre here shouldnt make you sad this is my seventeenth christmas alone in a movie theater this is my family the guy with the smelly pants the lady that carries empty cans in a pbs tote bag,39 +156357,561,188,"Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) What if I left now, and gave you guys my popcorn and soda?",814000,TRUE,2,328,Homer Simpson,Movie Theater,"What if I left now, and gave you guys my popcorn and soda?",what if i left now and gave you guys my popcorn and soda,13 +156358,561,189,"Kirk Van Houten: Wow, Homer, you have a very generous side. Can I borrow like, ten thousand dollars?",819000,TRUE,817,328,Kirk Van Houten,Movie Theater,"Wow, Homer, you have a very generous side. Can I borrow like, ten thousand dollars?",wow homer you have a very generous side can i borrow like ten thousand dollars,15 +156359,561,190,(Springfield Mall: Ext. mall - another area - a little later),829000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +156360,561,191,Homer Simpson: Flanders? What are you doing here?,829000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Flanders? What are you doing here?,flanders what are you doing here,6 +156361,561,192,Ned Flanders: Christmas is my busy season. Sold three pairs of scissors this month! Two came back.,831000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,Christmas is my busy season. Sold three pairs of scissors this month! Two came back.,christmas is my busy season sold three pairs of scissors this month two came back,15 +156362,561,193,"Homer Simpson: Say Flanders, with all the hard luck you've had, how do you stay so happy? (STERN) And don't say ""Jesus.""",836000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Say Flanders, with all the hard luck you've had, how do you stay so happy? And don't say ""Jesus.""",say flanders with all the hard luck youve had how do you stay so happy and dont say jesus,19 +156363,561,194,"Ned Flanders: Well, sir, our good Lord, and my boys are all I've really got. (SAD) All Edna left me was wonderful memories and some ungraded papers, which I'm still working my way through.",842000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,"Well, sir, our good Lord, and my boys are all I've really got. All Edna left me was wonderful memories and some ungraded papers, which I'm still working my way through.",well sir our good lord and my boys are all ive really got all edna left me was wonderful memories and some ungraded papers which im still working my way through,31 +156364,561,195,"Homer Simpson: (SINCERE) Flanders, are you crying?",848000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Flanders, are you crying?",flanders are you crying,4 +156365,561,196,"Ned Flanders: (CHOKED-UP) Ah, just snowflakes on my mustache.",856000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,"Ah, just snowflakes on my mustache.",ah just snowflakes on my mustache,6 +156366,561,197,"Homer Simpson: Listen. Could I buy a left-handed uh... I don't know, eyelash curler?",858000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Listen. Could I buy a left-handed uh... I don't know, eyelash curler?",listen could i buy a left-handed uh i dont know eyelash curler,12 +156367,561,198,Ned Flanders: Sure... but your eyelashes are long and luxurious already. Are you just buying this to be nice?,863000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,Sure... but your eyelashes are long and luxurious already. Are you just buying this to be nice?,sure but your eyelashes are long and luxurious already are you just buying this to be nice,17 +156368,561,199,Homer Simpson: Um. Maybe.,867000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Um. Maybe.,um maybe,2 +156369,561,200,"Ned Flanders: Oh, Homer! Unto us this day, a neighbor is born! But why?",871000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,"Oh, Homer! Unto us this day, a neighbor is born! But why?",oh homer unto us this day a neighbor is born but why,12 +156370,561,201,Homer Simpson: Because Jerk-ass Homer has become Ass-jerk Homer.,875000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Because Jerk-ass Homer has become Ass-jerk Homer.,because jerk-ass homer has become ass-jerk homer,7 +156371,561,202,"Ned Flanders: Well that curled my lashes, but good for you.",879000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,"Well that curled my lashes, but good for you.",well that curled my lashes but good for you,9 +156372,561,203,"Homer Simpson: (LAUGHS, THEN SWEET) You're all right, Stupid Flanders. You're all right.",884000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"You're all right, Stupid Flanders. You're all right.",youre all right stupid flanders youre all right,8 +156373,561,204,Ned Flanders: (EXCITED) This is a whole new relationship for us! We'll be friends! In this life and the next!,887000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,This is a whole new relationship for us! We'll be friends! In this life and the next!,this is a whole new relationship for us well be friends in this life and the next,17 +156375,561,206,Ned Flanders: (PROUDLY) My best friend is a great runner!,897000,TRUE,11,8,Ned Flanders,Springfield Mall,My best friend is a great runner!,my best friend is a great runner,7 +156376,561,207,Homer Simpson: I made everyone happy but me. Some Christmas. Feliz Navidad.,905000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,I made everyone happy but me. Some Christmas. Feliz Navidad.,i made everyone happy but me some christmas feliz navidad,10 +156377,561,208,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Ext. Springfield Retirement Castle - Night - late christmas eve),928000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +156378,561,209,(Springfield Retirement Castle: Int. Retirement Castle - moments later),928000,FALSE,NA,79,NA,Springfield Retirement Castle,NA,NA,NA +156379,561,210,"Marge Simpson: (QUIETLY) Abe Simpson, please.",928000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Abe Simpson, please.",abe simpson please,3 +156380,561,211,Nurse: (INTO MIC) Visitor for Abe Simpson.,930000,TRUE,237,79,Nurse,Springfield Retirement Castle,Visitor for Abe Simpson.,visitor for abe simpson,4 +156381,561,212,Grampa Simpson: (BEFORE SHE CAN FINISH) You came!,932000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,You came!,you came,2 +156382,561,213,Grampa Simpson: You came to see me! Aww! Easter came early this year!,933000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,You came to see me! Aww! Easter came early this year!,you came to see me aww easter came early this year,11 +156383,561,214,Bart Simpson: (SOTTO) I thought we were just going to ask if he had seen Homer.,938000,TRUE,8,79,Bart Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I thought we were just going to ask if he had seen Homer.,i thought we were just going to ask if he had seen homer,13 +156384,561,215,Lisa Simpson: (SOTTO) I'm afraid we've awoken a needy giant.,940000,TRUE,9,79,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,I'm afraid we've awoken a needy giant.,im afraid weve awoken a needy giant,7 +156385,561,216,Old Lady: Visitors!,943000,TRUE,2742,79,Old Lady,Springfield Retirement Castle,Visitors!,visitors,1 +156386,561,217,Old Man: Let's brew some weak tea and talk about the good ol' days!,945000,TRUE,929,79,Old Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,Let's brew some weak tea and talk about the good ol' days!,lets brew some weak tea and talk about the good ol days,12 +156387,561,218,Old Jewish Man: Make them turn the TV to C.B.S.!,948000,TRUE,1452,79,Old Jewish Man,Springfield Retirement Castle,Make them turn the TV to C.B.S.!,make them turn the tv to cbs,7 +156388,561,219,"Marge Simpson: Well, with all that you folks have experienced, I think we could enjoy listening to a little of your wisdom.",959000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Well, with all that you folks have experienced, I think we could enjoy listening to a little of your wisdom.",well with all that you folks have experienced i think we could enjoy listening to a little of your wisdom,20 +156389,561,220,Grampa Simpson: The problem with Puerto Ricans is...,966000,TRUE,31,79,Grampa Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,The problem with Puerto Ricans is...,the problem with puerto ricans is,6 +156390,561,221,Marge Simpson: No casual racism!,968000,TRUE,1,79,Marge Simpson,Springfield Retirement Castle,No casual racism!,no casual racism,3 +156391,561,222,(Springfield Mall: Ext. Springfield mall - continuous),975000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +156392,561,223,Homer Simpson: (WAKING UP NOISES) What the?,975000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,What the?,what the,2 +156393,561,224,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) The Nutcracker! Every child's favorite Christmas character! Is this a dream?,979000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,The Nutcracker! Every child's favorite Christmas character! Is this a dream?,the nutcracker every childs favorite christmas character is this a dream,11 +156394,561,225,"NUTCRACKER: (GRUFF) Not a dream. I work at the mall. And it's closed, so scram.",985000,TRUE,6694,8,NUTCRACKER,Springfield Mall,"Not a dream. I work at the mall. And it's closed, so scram.",not a dream i work at the mall and its closed so scram,13 +156395,561,226,"Homer Simpson: Man, you are a nutcracker. But I've learned something tonight: you know how everyone hates being with their family on Christmas? Well, being without them is worse. Can you find it in your wooden heart to give me a break?",990000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Man, you are a nutcracker. But I've learned something tonight: you know how everyone hates being with their family on Christmas? Well, being without them is worse. Can you find it in your wooden heart to give me a break?",man you are a nutcracker but ive learned something tonight you know how everyone hates being with their family on christmas well being without them is worse can you find it in your wooden heart to give me a break,40 +156396,561,227,"NUTCRACKER: All right, listen pal... uh... you wanna go to a party?",1002000,TRUE,6694,8,NUTCRACKER,Springfield Mall,"All right, listen pal... uh... you wanna go to a party?",all right listen pal uh you wanna go to a party,11 +156397,561,228,(Springfield Mall: Ext. Mall - another area - moments later),1021000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +156398,561,229,Homer Simpson: What are you doing here?,1021000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,What are you doing here?,what are you doing here,5 +156399,561,230,"SCARECROW: Halloween merchandise goes on sale December twenty-sixth, man.",1023000,TRUE,6695,8,SCARECROW,Springfield Mall,"Halloween merchandise goes on sale December twenty-sixth, man.",halloween merchandise goes on sale december twenty-sixth man,8 +156400,561,231,"Marge Simpson: Well, he's not in the neon sign store.",1035000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Well, he's not in the neon sign store.",well hes not in the neon sign store,8 +156401,561,232,"Salesman: Lady, buy a sign or go home.",1038000,TRUE,124,8,Salesman,Springfield Mall,"Lady, buy a sign or go home.",lady buy a sign or go home,7 +156402,561,233,"Marge Simpson: (LIP QUIVERING, ALMOST CRYING) I'm sorry. I'm trying to find my husband and nothing's open.",1040000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,I'm sorry. I'm trying to find my husband and nothing's open.,im sorry im trying to find my husband and nothings open,11 +156435,561,266,"Jesus: Um, walkie-talkies don't count as two presents! God! I mean, you!",1189000,TRUE,4358,100,Jesus,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Um, walkie-talkies don't count as two presents! God! I mean, you!",um walkie-talkies dont count as two presents god i mean you,11 +156403,561,234,"Salesman: (THINKS) Well, there is a party here. Hey, is your husband into people dressed like food?",1045000,TRUE,124,8,Salesman,Springfield Mall,"Well, there is a party here. Hey, is your husband into people dressed like food?",well there is a party here hey is your husband into people dressed like food,15 +156404,561,235,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED) Where is this party?!,1049000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,Where is this party?!,where is this party,4 +156405,561,236,(Springfield Mall: Int. Springfield Mall - another area - a little later),1055000,FALSE,NA,8,NA,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +156406,561,237,Homer Simpson: Oh my God. Is that girl really doing that?,1055000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Oh my God. Is that girl really doing that?,oh my god is that girl really doing that,9 +156407,561,238,"Homer Simpson: Mmm, load-bearing wall.",1066000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Mmm, load-bearing wall.",mmm load-bearing wall,3 +156408,561,239,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,1078000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +156409,561,240,Homer Simpson: This party's great. But all I wish is that I was drinking a beer with my kids right now.,1080000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,This party's great. But all I wish is that I was drinking a beer with my kids right now.,this partys great but all i wish is that i was drinking a beer with my kids right now,19 +156410,561,241,Marge Simpson: Homer?,1086000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,Homer?,homer,1 +156411,561,242,Homer Simpson: (PERKS UP) Hm?,1086000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Hm?,hm,1 +156412,561,243,"Marge Simpson: (SWEETLY) Homie, I'm your present tonight. And the present is that I'm not gonna always assume that you screwed up. Because I realize maybe there's a good explanation for what you do. Or a crazy one that's pretty entertaining.",1087000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Homie, I'm your present tonight. And the present is that I'm not gonna always assume that you screwed up. Because I realize maybe there's a good explanation for what you do. Or a crazy one that's pretty entertaining.",homie im your present tonight and the present is that im not gonna always assume that you screwed up because i realize maybe theres a good explanation for what you do or a crazy one thats pretty entertaining,38 +156413,561,244,"Homer Simpson: Oh Marge, you found me! You always find me. Now we just have to find your car in the mall parking lot.",1101000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Oh Marge, you found me! You always find me. Now we just have to find your car in the mall parking lot.",oh marge you found me you always find me now we just have to find your car in the mall parking lot,22 +156414,561,245,Marge Simpson: I thought I had one of those chirping keys.,1109000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,I thought I had one of those chirping keys.,i thought i had one of those chirping keys,9 +156415,561,246,"Homer Simpson: Oh, well, I've been faking the noise 'cause you deserve the best. (MAKES CAR KEY CHIRP)",1111000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,"Oh, well, I've been faking the noise 'cause you deserve the best.",oh well ive been faking the noise cause you deserve the best,12 +156416,561,247,Marge Simpson: (SWEETLY) You didn't have to do that. I love you just the same.,1117000,TRUE,1,8,Marge Simpson,Springfield Mall,You didn't have to do that. I love you just the same.,you didnt have to do that i love you just the same,12 +156417,561,248,Homer Simpson: (CAR KEY CHIRP),1117000,FALSE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,NA,NA,NA +156418,561,249,Homer Simpson: Thank you magical creatures of the mall.,1125000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,Thank you magical creatures of the mall.,thank you magical creatures of the mall,7 +156419,561,250,Homer Simpson: You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget: the place to get drunk is at home.,1128000,TRUE,2,8,Homer Simpson,Springfield Mall,You have all taught me a Christmas message I'll never forget: the place to get drunk is at home.,you have all taught me a christmas message ill never forget the place to get drunk is at home,19 +156420,561,251,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson House - living room - christmas morning),1157000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156421,561,252,Maggie Simpson: (THREE SUCKS),1157000,FALSE,105,5,Maggie Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156422,561,253,"Bart Simpson: All right, I'm sick of waiting.",1157000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"All right, I'm sick of waiting.",all right im sick of waiting,6 +156423,561,254,Lisa Simpson: Bart! You know you can't open a present till Mom and Dad wake up!,1159000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Bart! You know you can't open a present till Mom and Dad wake up!,bart you know you cant open a present till mom and dad wake up,14 +156424,561,255,Bart Simpson: It's nine-ten a.m.! I know what they're doing. They're up in bed watching the rebroadcast of the Hollywood Christmas Parade.,1162000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,It's nine-ten a.m.! I know what they're doing. They're up in bed watching the rebroadcast of the Hollywood Christmas Parade.,its nine-ten am i know what theyre doing theyre up in bed watching the rebroadcast of the hollywood christmas parade,20 +156425,561,256,Bart Simpson: Oops. My finger slipped.,1170000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Oops. My finger slipped.,oops my finger slipped,4 +156426,561,257,Lisa Simpson: Oops. So did mine.,1171000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Oops. So did mine.,oops so did mine,4 +156427,561,258,Lisa Simpson: (FEROCIOUS UNWRAPPING NOISES),1171000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156428,561,259,Bart Simpson: I got a baseball glove!,1173000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I got a baseball glove!,i got a baseball glove,5 +156429,561,260,Lisa Simpson: I got a chemistry set!,1175000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I got a chemistry set!,i got a chemistry set,5 +156430,561,261,Bart Simpson: I want yours!,1177000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I want yours!,i want yours,3 +156431,561,262,(Simpson Master Bedroom: int. Homer and Marge's bedroom - day),1182000,FALSE,NA,100,NA,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156432,561,263,"God: Merry Christmas, son.",1182000,TRUE,774,100,God,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Merry Christmas, son.",merry christmas son,3 +156433,561,264,"Jesus: (SURLY) Uh, don't you mean Happy Birthday?",1184000,TRUE,4358,100,Jesus,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Uh, don't you mean Happy Birthday?",uh dont you mean happy birthday,6 +156434,561,265,God: It's two presents.,1186000,TRUE,774,100,God,Simpson Master Bedroom,It's two presents.,its two presents,3 +156436,561,267,Jesus: Idiot.,1199000,TRUE,4358,100,Jesus,Simpson Master Bedroom,Idiot.,idiot,1 +156437,561,268,"Kang: Behold, our miracle of birth!",1209000,TRUE,262,100,Kang,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Behold, our miracle of birth!",behold our miracle of birth,5 +156438,561,269,Kodos: Each birth is followed by another birth just seconds later.,1209000,TRUE,264,100,Kodos,Simpson Master Bedroom,Each birth is followed by another birth just seconds later.,each birth is followed by another birth just seconds later,10 +156439,561,270,Homer Simpson: What the? This isn't Halloween!,1220000,TRUE,2,100,Homer Simpson,Simpson Master Bedroom,What the? This isn't Halloween!,what the this isnt halloween,5 +156440,562,0,(Simpson Car: Ext. Simpson car - day),37000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +156441,562,1,Lisa Simpson: (MONOTONE) Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,37000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,are we there yet are we there yet,8 +156442,562,2,Homer Simpson: No.,40000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,No.,no,1 +156443,562,3,Lisa Simpson: Are we there yet?,42000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Are we there yet?,are we there yet,4 +156444,562,4,Homer Simpson: No!,44000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,No!,no,1 +156445,562,5,Lisa Simpson: (MONOTONE) Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,47000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,are we there yet are we there yet,8 +156446,562,6,Homer Simpson: Okay! We're there! Finally!,49000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Okay! We're there! Finally!,okay were there finally,4 +156447,562,7,Lisa Simpson: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,52000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,are we there yet are we there yet,8 +156448,562,8,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),52000,FALSE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +156449,562,9,Lisa Simpson: (FROM SPEAKERS) Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,54000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,are we there yet are we there yet,8 +156450,562,10,Homer Simpson: Damn technology!,56000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Damn technology!,damn technology,2 +156451,562,11,Lisa Simpson: Are we there yet?,57000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Are we there yet?,are we there yet,4 +156452,562,12,Homer Simpson: Turn it off!,58000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,Turn it off!,turn it off,3 +156453,562,13,Bart Simpson: We did.,59000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,We did.,we did,2 +156454,562,14,Lisa Simpson: This is us.,59000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,This is us.,this is us,3 +156455,562,15,Lisa Simpson: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,61000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,are we there yet are we there yet,8 +156456,562,16,Homer Simpson: (ANGUISHED SCREAM),61000,FALSE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +156457,562,17,Lisa Simpson: (GIGGLES),61000,FALSE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +156458,562,18,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, spot!",65000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Ooh, spot!",ooh spot,2 +156459,562,19,(DIZZNEELAND: Ext. DIZZNEELAND - parking structure - day),66000,FALSE,NA,4419,NA,DIZZNEELAND,NA,NA,NA +156460,562,20,"Marge Simpson: Okay, remember we're parked in the ""Ethnic Princess"" section.",66000,TRUE,1,4419,Marge Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,"Okay, remember we're parked in the ""Ethnic Princess"" section.",okay remember were parked in the ethnic princess section,9 +156461,562,21,"Homer Simpson: Don't worry, this time I'm gonna write down where I parked.",70000,TRUE,2,4419,Homer Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,"Don't worry, this time I'm gonna write down where I parked.",dont worry this time im gonna write down where i parked,11 +156462,562,22,(Parking Lot: Ext. parking lot - a little later),91000,FALSE,NA,235,NA,Parking Lot,NA,NA,NA +156463,562,23,(OUTSIDE PARK: Ext. outside park - a little later),91000,FALSE,NA,4420,NA,OUTSIDE PARK,NA,NA,NA +156464,562,24,(ROOFTOP: Ext. rooftop - a little later),91000,FALSE,NA,4421,NA,ROOFTOP,NA,NA,NA +156465,562,25,(FERRY: Ext. ferry - a little later),91000,FALSE,NA,4422,NA,FERRY,NA,NA,NA +156466,562,26,Homer Simpson: Look! I see land!,91000,TRUE,2,4422,Homer Simpson,FERRY,Look! I see land!,look i see land,4 +156467,562,27,Crowd: (HUGE CHEER),91000,FALSE,75,4422,Crowd,FERRY,NA,NA,NA +156468,562,28,ITALIAN FATHER: (EMOTIONALLY MOVED) Mama! We made it! Mama?,97000,TRUE,6696,4422,ITALIAN FATHER,FERRY,Mama! We made it! Mama?,mama we made it mama,5 +156469,562,29,ITALIAN FATHER: Nooo!,101000,TRUE,6696,4422,ITALIAN FATHER,FERRY,Nooo!,nooo,1 +156470,562,30,(THEME PARK: Ext. theme park - security gates - a little later),112000,FALSE,NA,4423,NA,THEME PARK,NA,NA,NA +156471,562,31,"Homer Simpson: You planted that on me, man!",112000,TRUE,2,4423,Homer Simpson,THEME PARK,"You planted that on me, man!",you planted that on me man,6 +156472,562,32,Attendant: (WISEGUY) Sorry. No outside pacifiers.,122000,TRUE,416,4423,Attendant,THEME PARK,Sorry. No outside pacifiers.,sorry no outside pacifiers,4 +156473,562,33,"Homer Simpson: Fine. But I'm not paying for the insurance. (SUDDENLY CHANGING MIND) Oh, what the hell, give me the insurance.",127000,TRUE,2,4423,Homer Simpson,THEME PARK,"Fine. But I'm not paying for the insurance. Oh, what the hell, give me the insurance.",fine but im not paying for the insurance oh what the hell give me the insurance,16 +156474,562,34,"Marge Simpson: C'mon, Maggie. The first ride we go on will be for you.",136000,TRUE,1,4423,Marge Simpson,THEME PARK,"C'mon, Maggie. The first ride we go on will be for you.",cmon maggie the first ride we go on will be for you,12 +156475,562,35,(MR. BUG'S SLOW CRAWL RIDE: Ext. Mr. Bug's slow crawl ride - a little later),143000,FALSE,NA,4424,NA,MR. BUG'S SLOW CRAWL RIDE,NA,NA,NA +156476,562,36,Roofi: (SINGS) RIDING ON A BUG / RIDING ON A BUG / YOU'D RATHER BE IN SCHOOL / THAN RIDING ON A BUG / RIDING ON A BUG / RIDING ON A BUG...,143000,TRUE,3995,4424,Roofi,MR. BUG'S SLOW CRAWL RIDE,RIDING ON A BUG / RIDING ON A BUG / YOU'D RATHER BE IN SCHOOL / THAN RIDING ON A BUG / RIDING ON A BUG / RIDING ON A BUG...,riding on a bug riding on a bug youd rather be in school than riding on a bug riding on a bug riding on a bug,26 +156477,562,37,Bart Simpson: (FED-UP) Bug be damned!,152000,TRUE,8,4424,Bart Simpson,MR. BUG'S SLOW CRAWL RIDE,Bug be damned!,bug be damned,3 +156478,562,38,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,152000,TRUE,8,4424,Bart Simpson,MR. BUG'S SLOW CRAWL RIDE,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +156479,562,39,Roofi: (SINGS) DON'T GET OFF THE BUG / DON'T GET OFF THE BUG / CERTAIN DEATH AWAITS / IF YOU GET OFF THE BUG...,156000,TRUE,3995,4424,Roofi,MR. BUG'S SLOW CRAWL RIDE,DON'T GET OFF THE BUG / DON'T GET OFF THE BUG / CERTAIN DEATH AWAITS / IF YOU GET OFF THE BUG...,dont get off the bug dont get off the bug certain death awaits if you get off the bug,19 +156480,562,40,Roofi: (SINGS) WELCOME TO THE BUG / WELCOME TO THE BUG...,165000,TRUE,3995,4424,Roofi,MR. BUG'S SLOW CRAWL RIDE,WELCOME TO THE BUG / WELCOME TO THE BUG...,welcome to the bug welcome to the bug,8 +156481,562,41,(DIZZNEELAND: Ext. dizzneeland - a little later),165000,FALSE,NA,4419,NA,DIZZNEELAND,NA,NA,NA +156482,562,42,"Lisa Simpson: Whoa, this place sure has changed since Dizznee bought the rights to Cosmic Wars.",165000,TRUE,9,4419,Lisa Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,"Whoa, this place sure has changed since Dizznee bought the rights to Cosmic Wars.",whoa this place sure has changed since dizznee bought the rights to cosmic wars,14 +156483,562,43,"WISE ELDERLY ALIEN: (REMINISCENT OF YODA) Purchased for four billion, I was. Yet still hoodie ragged, wear I do, this.",185000,TRUE,6697,4419,WISE ELDERLY ALIEN,DIZZNEELAND,"Purchased for four billion, I was. Yet still hoodie ragged, wear I do, this.",purchased for four billion i was yet still hoodie ragged wear i do this,14 +156484,562,44,Bart Simpson: Pirates of the Caribbean!,192000,TRUE,8,4419,Bart Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,Pirates of the Caribbean!,pirates of the caribbean,4 +156485,562,45,Bart Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),192000,FALSE,8,4419,Bart Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,NA,NA,NA +156486,562,46,Lisa Simpson: They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.,195000,TRUE,9,4419,Lisa Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,They revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people.,they revamped this ride because of massive complaints from two people,11 +156487,562,47,PIRATES: (SINGING) NO MEANS NO / WE KNOW NOW / NO MEANS NO / WE KNOW NOW...,200000,TRUE,6698,4419,PIRATES,DIZZNEELAND,NO MEANS NO / WE KNOW NOW / NO MEANS NO / WE KNOW NOW...,no means no we know now no means no we know now,12 +156488,562,48,(KOOKY CAT'S DELI-CAT-ESSEN: Int. KOOKY CAT'S deli-cat-essen - day),209000,FALSE,NA,4425,NA,KOOKY CAT'S DELI-CAT-ESSEN,NA,NA,NA +156489,562,49,"MANIC MOUSE: (HIGH-PITCHED À LA MICKEY) Ha-ha! My cartoons weren't good, they were just first!",209000,TRUE,6699,4425,MANIC MOUSE,KOOKY CAT'S DELI-CAT-ESSEN,"Ha-ha! My cartoons weren't good, they were just first!",ha-ha my cartoons werent good they were just first,9 +156490,562,50,Bart Simpson: Not enough ketchup!,219000,TRUE,8,4425,Bart Simpson,KOOKY CAT'S DELI-CAT-ESSEN,Not enough ketchup!,not enough ketchup,3 +156491,562,51,(DIZZNEELAND: Ext. dizzneeland - afternoon),227000,FALSE,NA,4419,NA,DIZZNEELAND,NA,NA,NA +156492,562,52,Lisa Simpson: (SIGHS) We have been here six hours and the coolest thing we've done is stand in the Cool Zone.,227000,TRUE,9,4419,Lisa Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,We have been here six hours and the coolest thing we've done is stand in the Cool Zone.,we have been here six hours and the coolest thing weve done is stand in the cool zone,18 +156493,562,53,"COOL ZONE RECORDING: The Cool Zone is beyond maximum capacity! Disperse, disperse!",232000,TRUE,6700,4419,COOL ZONE RECORDING,DIZZNEELAND,"The Cool Zone is beyond maximum capacity! Disperse, disperse!",the cool zone is beyond maximum capacity disperse disperse,9 +156494,562,54,PARKGOERS: (SCREAM),232000,FALSE,6701,4419,PARKGOERS,DIZZNEELAND,NA,NA,NA +156495,562,55,Bart Simpson: How 'bout that one?,247000,TRUE,8,4419,Bart Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,How 'bout that one?,how bout that one,4 +156496,562,56,"Riders: (EXCITED SCREAMS, THEN SCARED NOISE)",247000,FALSE,3741,4419,Riders,DIZZNEELAND,NA,NA,NA +156497,562,57,Marge Simpson: I don't like the end sounds on that.,255000,TRUE,1,4419,Marge Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,I don't like the end sounds on that.,i dont like the end sounds on that,8 +156498,562,58,"Announcer: By 1994, we'll have drive-in theaters on Neptune!",262000,TRUE,33,4419,Announcer,DIZZNEELAND,"By 1994, we'll have drive-in theaters on Neptune!",by 1994 well have drive-in theaters on neptune,8 +156499,562,59,"Announcer: ""Life"" magazine will be four hundred pages long!",267000,TRUE,33,4419,Announcer,DIZZNEELAND,"""Life"" magazine will be four hundred pages long!",life magazine will be four hundred pages long,8 +156500,562,60,Announcer: (RUNNING SLOW) And your telegrams will be delivered by --,270000,TRUE,33,4419,Announcer,DIZZNEELAND,And your telegrams will be delivered by --,and your telegrams will be delivered by --,8 +156501,562,61,"Homer Simpson: (GLUM) well, that's it. We've visited every section including Churro County, Toonton Abbey...but you know what we haven't had here? I'll tell you: fun. The kind of fun attractive families have in commercials.",274000,TRUE,2,4419,Homer Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,"well, that's it. We've visited every section including Churro County, Toonton Abbey...but you know what we haven't had here? I'll tell you: fun. The kind of fun attractive families have in commercials.",well thats it weve visited every section including churro county toonton abbeybut you know what we havent had here ill tell you fun the kind of fun attractive families have in commercials,32 +156502,562,62,"Bart Simpson: Hey, Dad, I see a ride that actually looks decent!",288000,TRUE,8,4419,Bart Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,"Hey, Dad, I see a ride that actually looks decent!",hey dad i see a ride that actually looks decent,10 +156503,562,63,"Homer Simpson: I just wanna sit down, but the line for the bench is too long.",291000,TRUE,2,4419,Homer Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,"I just wanna sit down, but the line for the bench is too long.",i just wanna sit down but the line for the bench is too long,14 +156504,562,64,"Bart Simpson: No, look! It's a ride that just opened and no one's there!",295000,TRUE,8,4419,Bart Simpson,DIZZNEELAND,"No, look! It's a ride that just opened and no one's there!",no look its a ride that just opened and no ones there,12 +156505,562,65,(RIDE ENTRANCE: Ext. ride entrance - moments later),301000,FALSE,NA,4426,NA,RIDE ENTRANCE,NA,NA,NA +156506,562,66,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, I don't know about this. It's not on the park map. (HOLDS UP PARK MAP)",301000,TRUE,9,4426,Lisa Simpson,RIDE ENTRANCE,"Dad, I don't know about this. It's not on the park map.",dad i dont know about this its not on the park map,12 +156550,562,110,Bart Simpson: (CHOMP),393000,FALSE,8,4428,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156507,562,67,"Homer Simpson: Lisa, those maps were drawn by the first explorers of this theme park, hundreds of years ago. Let's go.",305000,TRUE,2,4426,Homer Simpson,RIDE ENTRANCE,"Lisa, those maps were drawn by the first explorers of this theme park, hundreds of years ago. Let's go.",lisa those maps were drawn by the first explorers of this theme park hundreds of years ago lets go,19 +156508,562,68,(ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM: Int. rocket to your doom - continuous),316000,FALSE,NA,4427,NA,ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM,NA,NA,NA +156509,562,69,Kang: Assume a sitting position!,316000,TRUE,262,4427,Kang,ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM,Assume a sitting position!,assume a sitting position,4 +156510,562,70,Kodos: One seat per human!,318000,TRUE,264,4427,Kodos,ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM,One seat per human!,one seat per human,4 +156511,562,71,Homer Simpson: Come on! Start this thing! I'm not impressed.,320000,TRUE,2,4427,Homer Simpson,ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM,Come on! Start this thing! I'm not impressed.,come on start this thing im not impressed,8 +156512,562,72,(RIDE: ext. ride - continuous),329000,FALSE,NA,2253,NA,RIDE,NA,NA,NA +156513,562,73,(ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM: int. rocket to your doom - continuous),329000,FALSE,NA,4427,NA,ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM,NA,NA,NA +156514,562,74,Homer Simpson: (COMPRESSED) This is so fake.,329000,TRUE,2,4427,Homer Simpson,ROCKET TO YOUR DOOM,This is so fake.,this is so fake,4 +156515,562,75,(Ship: Ext. ship - continuous),338000,FALSE,NA,681,NA,Ship,NA,NA,NA +156516,562,76,Homer Simpson: Uh-oh.,338000,TRUE,2,681,Homer Simpson,Ship,Uh-oh.,uh-oh,1 +156517,562,77,(FLYING SAUCER: int. flying saucer - continuous),340000,FALSE,NA,1838,NA,FLYING SAUCER,NA,NA,NA +156518,562,78,Lisa Simpson: We've left Earth's atmosphere!,340000,TRUE,9,1838,Lisa Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,We've left Earth's atmosphere!,weve left earths atmosphere,4 +156519,562,79,Homer Simpson: Prove it.,343000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,Prove it.,prove it,2 +156520,562,80,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM),343000,FALSE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,NA,NA,NA +156521,562,81,(Spaceship: Ext. spaceship),343000,FALSE,NA,492,NA,Spaceship,NA,NA,NA +156522,562,82,Lisa Simpson: Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,343000,TRUE,9,492,Lisa Simpson,Spaceship,Are we there yet? Are we there yet?,are we there yet are we there yet,8 +156523,562,83,Lisa Simpson: Are we there yet?,350000,TRUE,9,492,Lisa Simpson,Spaceship,Are we there yet?,are we there yet,4 +156524,562,84,"Kang: (FRIENDLY) Welcome, humans. There is nothing to fear. I am Kang the Abductor.",351000,TRUE,262,492,Kang,Spaceship,"Welcome, humans. There is nothing to fear. I am Kang the Abductor.",welcome humans there is nothing to fear i am kang the abductor,12 +156525,562,85,Homer Simpson: What the? This isn't Halloween.,357000,TRUE,2,492,Homer Simpson,Spaceship,What the? This isn't Halloween.,what the this isnt halloween,5 +156526,562,86,"Lisa Simpson: Are we truly in space? And if so, why?",359000,TRUE,9,492,Lisa Simpson,Spaceship,"Are we truly in space? And if so, why?",are we truly in space and if so why,9 +156527,562,87,Kodos: All will be revealed in time... unsuspecting humans.,362000,TRUE,264,492,Kodos,Spaceship,All will be revealed in time... unsuspecting humans.,all will be revealed in time unsuspecting humans,8 +156528,562,88,Lisa Simpson: Why does the last thing you say sound so ominous?,366000,TRUE,9,492,Lisa Simpson,Spaceship,Why does the last thing you say sound so ominous?,why does the last thing you say sound so ominous,10 +156529,562,89,Kang: It's just the way we speak... easily-reassured fool.,369000,TRUE,262,492,Kang,Spaceship,It's just the way we speak... easily-reassured fool.,its just the way we speak easily-reassured fool,8 +156530,562,90,Bart Simpson: (REASSURED NOISES),369000,FALSE,8,492,Bart Simpson,Spaceship,NA,NA,NA +156531,562,91,Homer Simpson: (OVERLAPPING) That's good.,373000,TRUE,2,492,Homer Simpson,Spaceship,That's good.,thats good,2 +156532,562,92,Kang: We shall now attend to the complex calculations of hyperspace.,374000,TRUE,262,492,Kang,Spaceship,We shall now attend to the complex calculations of hyperspace.,we shall now attend to the complex calculations of hyperspace,10 +156533,562,93,ALIEN PORN STAR/FEMALE ALIEN PORN STAR: (MAKE-OUT NOISES),374000,FALSE,6702,492,ALIEN PORN STAR/FEMALE ALIEN PORN STAR,Spaceship,NA,NA,NA +156534,562,94,(SIMPSONS CABIN: Int. Simpsons cabin - continuous),386000,FALSE,NA,4428,NA,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156535,562,95,"Homer Simpson: Hey, Captain Squid! If you really want to be nice to us, how 'bout some snacks?",386000,TRUE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,"Hey, Captain Squid! If you really want to be nice to us, how 'bout some snacks?",hey captain squid if you really want to be nice to us how bout some snacks,16 +156536,562,96,Kang: Whatever you say shall materialize!,391000,TRUE,262,4428,Kang,SIMPSONS CABIN,Whatever you say shall materialize!,whatever you say shall materialize,5 +156537,562,97,Homer Simpson: (DRAMATICALLY CALLING OUT) Potato chips!,393000,TRUE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,Potato chips!,potato chips,2 +156538,562,98,Bart Simpson: (CHOMP),393000,FALSE,8,4428,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156539,562,99,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),393000,FALSE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156540,562,100,Bart Simpson: (CHOMP),393000,FALSE,8,4428,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156541,562,101,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),393000,FALSE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156542,562,102,Bart Simpson: (CHOMP),393000,FALSE,8,4428,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156543,562,103,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),393000,FALSE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156544,562,104,Bart Simpson: (CHOMP),393000,FALSE,8,4428,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156545,562,105,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),393000,FALSE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156546,562,106,Bart Simpson: (CHOMP),393000,FALSE,8,4428,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156547,562,107,Homer Simpson: (2 ANNOYED GRUNTS),393000,FALSE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156548,562,108,Bart Simpson: (CHOMP),393000,FALSE,8,4428,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156549,562,109,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),393000,FALSE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156551,562,111,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),393000,FALSE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,NA,NA,NA +156552,562,112,Homer Simpson: (MAD) Stupid kid! You ruin every trip!,417000,TRUE,2,4428,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS CABIN,Stupid kid! You ruin every trip!,stupid kid you ruin every trip,6 +156553,562,113,(Spaceship: Ext. spaceship - continuous),424000,FALSE,NA,492,NA,Spaceship,NA,NA,NA +156554,562,114,FLYING SQUIRREL: Hokey Smokes! I can't survive in these conditions! (EXPLODING NOISE),424000,TRUE,6703,492,FLYING SQUIRREL,Spaceship,Hokey Smokes! I can't survive in these conditions!,hokey smokes i cant survive in these conditions,8 +156555,562,115,(SIMPSONS' SHIP: Int. Simpsons' ship - much later),427000,FALSE,NA,4429,NA,SIMPSONS' SHIP,NA,NA,NA +156556,562,116,Marge Simpson: (VOICE FADES IN AND OUT) Homer... Homer...,427000,TRUE,1,4429,Marge Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Homer... Homer...,homer homer,2 +156557,562,117,Homer Simpson: (GIDDY LAUGH),427000,FALSE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,NA,NA,NA +156558,562,118,"Marge Simpson: Homer, please! That's creeping me out!",436000,TRUE,1,4429,Marge Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,"Homer, please! That's creeping me out!",homer please thats creeping me out,6 +156559,562,119,Homer Simpson: (CHARLES NELSON REILLY NOISE),436000,FALSE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,NA,NA,NA +156560,562,120,Homer Simpson: Let me just... there you are... like new... not a freak of nature...,443000,TRUE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Let me just... there you are... like new... not a freak of nature...,let me just there you are like new not a freak of nature,13 +156561,562,121,Homer Simpson: Look at all these knobs and buttons. They are clearly a superior race. But maybe that means they'll be nice to us.,450000,TRUE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Look at all these knobs and buttons. They are clearly a superior race. But maybe that means they'll be nice to us.,look at all these knobs and buttons they are clearly a superior race but maybe that means theyll be nice to us,22 +156562,562,122,Lisa Simpson: You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans? Or the Belgians were to the Congo?,458000,TRUE,9,4429,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,You mean like Europeans were to the Native Americans? Or the Belgians were to the Congo?,you mean like europeans were to the native americans or the belgians were to the congo,16 +156563,562,123,Homer Simpson: That's right. Pick the only two times in history where things got messy.,463000,TRUE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,That's right. Pick the only two times in history where things got messy.,thats right pick the only two times in history where things got messy,13 +156564,562,124,Kodos: We have begun our descent to our home planet. Please turn off all portable electronic devices.,468000,TRUE,264,4429,Kodos,SIMPSONS' SHIP,We have begun our descent to our home planet. Please turn off all portable electronic devices.,we have begun our descent to our home planet please turn off all portable electronic devices,16 +156565,562,125,Bart Simpson: Who's gonna stop me?,475000,TRUE,8,4429,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Who's gonna stop me?,whos gonna stop me,4 +156566,562,126,Kang: Perhaps you haven't noticed the air marshal.,476000,TRUE,262,4429,Kang,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Perhaps you haven't noticed the air marshal.,perhaps you havent noticed the air marshal,7 +156567,562,127,Kodos: Entering atmosphere.,485000,TRUE,264,4429,Kodos,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Entering atmosphere.,entering atmosphere,2 +156568,562,128,Alien: Have your cups lost their suck?,485000,TRUE,713,4429,Alien,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Have your cups lost their suck?,have your cups lost their suck,6 +156569,562,129,ALIEN ATTORNEY: Slipped on some drool? Larry H. Zeeblezorp will have you rolling in space credits!,488000,TRUE,6704,4429,ALIEN ATTORNEY,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Slipped on some drool? Larry H. Zeeblezorp will have you rolling in space credits!,slipped on some drool larry h zeeblezorp will have you rolling in space credits,14 +156570,562,130,Homer Simpson: Wow. This place is completely alien but everything's in English. Just like Canada.,495000,TRUE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Wow. This place is completely alien but everything's in English. Just like Canada.,wow this place is completely alien but everythings in english just like canada,13 +156571,562,131,Homer Simpson: Can I turn my phone on?,500000,TRUE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Can I turn my phone on?,can i turn my phone on,6 +156572,562,132,Kang: Not yet.,502000,TRUE,262,4429,Kang,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Not yet.,not yet,2 +156573,562,133,Lisa Simpson: Now what?,504000,TRUE,9,4429,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Now what?,now what,2 +156574,562,134,Homer Simpson: I say we take this bucket home!,506000,TRUE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,I say we take this bucket home!,i say we take this bucket home,7 +156575,562,135,Homer Simpson: (CONFIDENT) To Earth!,509000,TRUE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,To Earth!,to earth,2 +156576,562,136,Homer Simpson: (URGENT) Come on... come on... you son of a--,514000,TRUE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Come on... come on... you son of a--,come on come on you son of a--,8 +156577,562,137,Kang: Thanks for flooding it.,517000,TRUE,262,4429,Kang,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Thanks for flooding it.,thanks for flooding it,4 +156578,562,138,Kodos: (EXASPERATED SIGH) Take these pills and you can breathe our atmosphere.,523000,TRUE,264,4429,Kodos,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Take these pills and you can breathe our atmosphere.,take these pills and you can breathe our atmosphere,9 +156579,562,139,Lisa Simpson: Are there any side effects?,526000,TRUE,9,4429,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Are there any side effects?,are there any side effects,5 +156580,562,140,Kang: Yes. (SOMBERLY) I'm afraid you will never develop tentacles.,528000,TRUE,262,4429,Kang,SIMPSONS' SHIP,Yes. I'm afraid you will never develop tentacles.,yes im afraid you will never develop tentacles,8 +156581,562,141,Homer Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED NOISE),528000,FALSE,2,4429,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' SHIP,NA,NA,NA +156582,562,142,(RIGEL 7: Ext. Rigel 7 - day),536000,FALSE,NA,3950,NA,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156583,562,143,Kang: Behold the wonders of our world.,536000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,Behold the wonders of our world.,behold the wonders of our world,6 +156584,562,144,Kodos: Purple landscape... purple trees...,539000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,Purple landscape... purple trees...,purple landscape purple trees,4 +156585,562,145,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, you really went with the purple theme.",542000,TRUE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,"Yeah, you really went with the purple theme.",yeah you really went with the purple theme,8 +156586,562,146,Kodos: We can change it at will!,545000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,We can change it at will!,we can change it at will,6 +156587,562,147,Kang: Now look upward to see our seven suns!,548000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,Now look upward to see our seven suns!,now look upward to see our seven suns,8 +156588,562,148,"Lisa Simpson: So, you use a lot of solar energy?",551000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,"So, you use a lot of solar energy?",so you use a lot of solar energy,8 +156589,562,149,"Kodos: We have federal rebates for the panels, but few take advantage of them.",554000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,"We have federal rebates for the panels, but few take advantage of them.",we have federal rebates for the panels but few take advantage of them,13 +156590,562,150,Kodos: Now we shall show you the sacred mysteries of our life cycle.,560000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,Now we shall show you the sacred mysteries of our life cycle.,now we shall show you the sacred mysteries of our life cycle,12 +156591,562,151,"Kang: Behold, our miracle of birth!",564000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,"Behold, our miracle of birth!",behold our miracle of birth,5 +156592,562,152,Kodos: Each birth is followed by another birth just seconds later.,566000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,Each birth is followed by another birth just seconds later.,each birth is followed by another birth just seconds later,10 +156593,562,153,"Kodos: And finally, a sadder slice of our lives. Gaze upon the dead being dumped into a river of their own drool.",577000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,"And finally, a sadder slice of our lives. Gaze upon the dead being dumped into a river of their own drool.",and finally a sadder slice of our lives gaze upon the dead being dumped into a river of their own drool,21 +156594,562,154,"Kang: Farewell dear friends, on your sacred journey to the chopper-upper.",589000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,"Farewell dear friends, on your sacred journey to the chopper-upper.",farewell dear friends on your sacred journey to the chopper-upper,10 +156595,562,155,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED) Aww.,593000,TRUE,1,3950,Marge Simpson,RIGEL 7,Aww.,aww,1 +156596,562,156,Lisa Simpson: Why are you sharing all of this with us?,594000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,Why are you sharing all of this with us?,why are you sharing all of this with us,9 +156597,562,157,Kodos: Because we want you to fully appreciate the planet... that you will never leave.,596000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,Because we want you to fully appreciate the planet... that you will never leave.,because we want you to fully appreciate the planet that you will never leave,14 +156598,562,158,Lisa Simpson: (GASP),596000,FALSE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156599,562,159,"Homer Simpson: Wait, are you telling me we're prisoners in this cage?!",603000,TRUE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,"Wait, are you telling me we're prisoners in this cage?!",wait are you telling me were prisoners in this cage,10 +156600,562,160,"BAGPIPER: (LOUD VOICE) Okay, take five.",614000,TRUE,6705,3950,BAGPIPER,RIGEL 7,"Okay, take five.",okay take five,3 +156601,562,161,ALIEN MOM: Don't look at them! You can see those birds any time.,629000,TRUE,6706,3950,ALIEN MOM,RIGEL 7,Don't look at them! You can see those birds any time.,dont look at them you can see those birds any time,11 +156602,562,162,ALIEN MOM/ALIEN KIDS: (SCREAM),629000,FALSE,6707,3950,ALIEN MOM/ALIEN KIDS,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156603,562,163,Lisa Simpson: Right hand red!,639000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,Right hand red!,right hand red,3 +156604,562,164,"Lisa Simpson: I win, I think.",642000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,"I win, I think.",i win i think,4 +156605,562,165,YOUNG FEMALE CREATURE: Would you like one of our toys?,655000,TRUE,6708,3950,YOUNG FEMALE CREATURE,RIGEL 7,Would you like one of our toys?,would you like one of our toys,7 +156606,562,166,Lisa Simpson: Thanks.,658000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,Thanks.,thanks,1 +156607,562,167,YOUNG FEMALE CREATURE: (STUNNED) Why did you do that?,661000,TRUE,6708,3950,YOUNG FEMALE CREATURE,RIGEL 7,Why did you do that?,why did you do that,5 +156608,562,168,Lisa Simpson: I thought it was a ball!,662000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,I thought it was a ball!,i thought it was a ball,6 +156609,562,169,YOUNG FEMALE CREATURE: That is the one thing it can never be!,664000,TRUE,6708,3950,YOUNG FEMALE CREATURE,RIGEL 7,That is the one thing it can never be!,that is the one thing it can never be,9 +156610,562,170,(ALIEN ZOO: Ext. alien zoo - evening - establishing),677000,FALSE,NA,4430,NA,ALIEN ZOO,NA,NA,NA +156611,562,171,(SIMPSONS' CAGE: Int. simpsons' cage - continuous),677000,FALSE,NA,4431,NA,SIMPSONS' CAGE,NA,NA,NA +156612,562,172,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: (DR. ZAIUS VOICE) Don't be alarmed. I am a trained humanologist. Let me just check your heart.,677000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,Don't be alarmed. I am a trained humanologist. Let me just check your heart.,dont be alarmed i am a trained humanologist let me just check your heart,14 +156613,562,173,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: All well and good. You obviously exercise.,683000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,All well and good. You obviously exercise.,all well and good you obviously exercise,7 +156614,562,174,"Homer Simpson: (NOSE PLUGGED) See, Marge?",686000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"See, Marge?",see marge,2 +156615,562,175,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: (REMOVES TENTACLE) Anything you need? Perhaps you'd care to have your ink gland expressed. (FLEXES HIS TENTACLES HOPEFULLY),688000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,Anything you need? Perhaps you'd care to have your ink gland expressed.,anything you need perhaps youd care to have your ink gland expressed,12 +156616,562,176,Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) You're the doctor.,692000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,You're the doctor.,youre the doctor,3 +156617,562,177,Marge Simpson: Homer! You have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor!,693000,TRUE,1,4431,Marge Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,Homer! You have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims they're a doctor!,homer you have to stop dropping your pants for everyone who claims theyre a doctor,15 +156618,562,178,Homer Simpson: Fine.,698000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,Fine.,fine,1 +156619,562,179,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: Now I am here to complete your knowledge of our great and generous species.,699000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,Now I am here to complete your knowledge of our great and generous species.,now i am here to complete your knowledge of our great and generous species,14 +156620,562,180,Bart Simpson: Are you the guy that talks nice before they kill us?,704000,TRUE,8,4431,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,Are you the guy that talks nice before they kill us?,are you the guy that talks nice before they kill us,11 +156621,562,181,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: (QUICKLY) We'll come back to that.,706000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,We'll come back to that.,well come back to that,5 +156622,562,182,"INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: As young thinglings we are schooled in the wisdom of the universe. Physics, mathematics, Fortran... (DRAMATIC) the greatest of the programming languages!",708000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"As young thinglings we are schooled in the wisdom of the universe. Physics, mathematics, Fortran... the greatest of the programming languages!",as young thinglings we are schooled in the wisdom of the universe physics mathematics fortran the greatest of the programming languages,21 +156623,562,183,"INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: And now the part that is difficult to tell you. At the end of a life well-lived, there is one final ritual: we must eat one of you.",718000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"And now the part that is difficult to tell you. At the end of a life well-lived, there is one final ritual: we must eat one of you.",and now the part that is difficult to tell you at the end of a life well-lived there is one final ritual we must eat one of you,28 +156624,562,184,Lisa Simpson: (GASP),718000,FALSE,9,4431,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,NA,NA,NA +156625,562,185,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: (UPBEAT) But we'll let you have the fun of picking which one.,728000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,But we'll let you have the fun of picking which one.,but well let you have the fun of picking which one,11 +156626,562,186,Marge Simpson: There's only one fair solution: we have to put it to a vote.,734000,TRUE,1,4431,Marge Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,There's only one fair solution: we have to put it to a vote.,theres only one fair solution we have to put it to a vote,13 +156627,562,187,"Bart Simpson: Before we vote, I'd just like to point out in Sophie's Choice she saved the boy.",738000,TRUE,8,4431,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"Before we vote, I'd just like to point out in Sophie's Choice she saved the boy.",before we vote id just like to point out in sophies choice she saved the boy,16 +156628,562,188,Bart Simpson: (HAPPILY HUMS),738000,FALSE,8,4431,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,NA,NA,NA +156629,562,189,Homer Simpson: This isn't a happy thing!,747000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,This isn't a happy thing!,this isnt a happy thing,5 +156630,562,190,Lisa Simpson: (HANDING NOTE TO HOMER) Here you go.,750000,TRUE,9,4431,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,Here you go.,here you go,3 +156631,562,191,Homer Simpson: Okay.,752000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,Okay.,okay,1 +156632,562,192,Homer Simpson: What the?!,753000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,What the?!,what the,2 +156633,562,193,"Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT) Well, we haven't heard from Maggie yet.",755000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"Well, we haven't heard from Maggie yet.",well we havent heard from maggie yet,7 +156634,562,194,Homer Simpson: What the? Pfft. Gibberish! Pure gibberish!,758000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,What the? Pfft. Gibberish! Pure gibberish!,what the pfft gibberish pure gibberish,6 +156635,562,195,"Marge Simpson: (SOMBER) You're the last vote, Homie.",762000,TRUE,1,4431,Marge Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"You're the last vote, Homie.",youre the last vote homie,5 +156636,562,196,"Homer Simpson: 'Tis a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before.",772000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"'Tis a far, far better thing I do than I have ever done before.",tis a far far better thing i do than i have ever done before,14 +156637,562,197,"Bart Simpson: Hey look, Maggie made you a farewell card.",777000,TRUE,8,4431,Bart Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"Hey look, Maggie made you a farewell card.",hey look maggie made you a farewell card,8 +156638,562,198,"Homer Simpson: That kid's got talent, but c'mon!",782000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"That kid's got talent, but c'mon!",that kids got talent but cmon,6 +156639,562,199,"Lisa Simpson: Now do you see why I'm a vegetarian, Dad?",785000,TRUE,9,4431,Lisa Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"Now do you see why I'm a vegetarian, Dad?",now do you see why im a vegetarian dad,9 +156640,562,200,"Homer Simpson: I get it, Lisa. I finally get it.",787000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,"I get it, Lisa. I finally get it.",i get it lisa i finally get it,8 +156641,562,201,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: (POPS IN) You do get a last meal.,790000,TRUE,6709,4431,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,SIMPSONS' CAGE,You do get a last meal.,you do get a last meal,6 +156642,562,202,Homer Simpson: I'd like rabbit. Lots of rabbit.,792000,TRUE,2,4431,Homer Simpson,SIMPSONS' CAGE,I'd like rabbit. Lots of rabbit.,id like rabbit lots of rabbit,6 +156643,562,203,(RIGEL 7: Ext. Rigel 7 - day),796000,FALSE,NA,3950,NA,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156644,562,204,ALIEN ANNOUNCER #1: (VIN SCULLY) Welcome to the World Series of Chomping. This annual consumption ritual is brought to you by scalp salt!,796000,TRUE,6710,3950,ALIEN ANNOUNCER #1,RIGEL 7,Welcome to the World Series of Chomping. This annual consumption ritual is brought to you by scalp salt!,welcome to the world series of chomping this annual consumption ritual is brought to you by scalp salt,18 +156645,562,205,"ALIEN ANNOUNCER #1: From the same wonderful folks who make elbow pepper and groin gravy. Here comes sacrifice Homer Simpson...his hobbies include sitting, lying down, and reaching for things without success! C'mon, folks, let's put your eyelids together!",805000,TRUE,6710,3950,ALIEN ANNOUNCER #1,RIGEL 7,"From the same wonderful folks who make elbow pepper and groin gravy. Here comes sacrifice Homer Simpson...his hobbies include sitting, lying down, and reaching for things without success! C'mon, folks, let's put your eyelids together!",from the same wonderful folks who make elbow pepper and groin gravy here comes sacrifice homer simpsonhis hobbies include sitting lying down and reaching for things without success cmon folks lets put your eyelids together,35 +156646,562,206,Marge Simpson: Doesn't your culture say anything about mercy?,823000,TRUE,1,3950,Marge Simpson,RIGEL 7,Doesn't your culture say anything about mercy?,doesnt your culture say anything about mercy,7 +156647,562,207,"KLAUNAX: (WISE, SWEET) Madam, you are speaking to the kindest and gentlest of us all.",826000,TRUE,6711,3950,KLAUNAX,RIGEL 7,"Madam, you are speaking to the kindest and gentlest of us all.",madam you are speaking to the kindest and gentlest of us all,12 +156872,563,119,Lisa Simpson: (HUGE GASP),507000,FALSE,9,306,Lisa Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,NA,NA,NA +156648,562,208,"KLAUNAX: Let's see: skull crusher, skin peeler, eyeball popper, scream collector...",831000,TRUE,6711,3950,KLAUNAX,RIGEL 7,"Let's see: skull crusher, skin peeler, eyeball popper, scream collector...",lets see skull crusher skin peeler eyeball popper scream collector,10 +156649,562,209,Marge Simpson: (HORRIFIED NOISE),831000,FALSE,1,3950,Marge Simpson,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156650,562,210,KLAUNAX: Got it.,838000,TRUE,6711,3950,KLAUNAX,RIGEL 7,Got it.,got it,2 +156651,562,211,"ALIEN ANNOUNCER #1: Our elder Klaunax has been chosen for our ceremonial first bite, after which Homer Simpson will be dipped into a spicy cheese fondue.",839000,TRUE,6710,3950,ALIEN ANNOUNCER #1,RIGEL 7,"Our elder Klaunax has been chosen for our ceremonial first bite, after which Homer Simpson will be dipped into a spicy cheese fondue.",our elder klaunax has been chosen for our ceremonial first bite after which homer simpson will be dipped into a spicy cheese fondue,23 +156652,562,212,Homer Simpson: (ROLLS EYES) Fondue? Welcome to a faculty dinner party in nineteen seventy-nine.,848000,TRUE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,Fondue? Welcome to a faculty dinner party in nineteen seventy-nine.,fondue welcome to a faculty dinner party in nineteen seventy-nine,10 +156653,562,213,Kang: Silence! And celebrate the Solstice of Slobbering to the sounds of the Rigel Seven Children's Choir.,853000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,Silence! And celebrate the Solstice of Slobbering to the sounds of the Rigel Seven Children's Choir.,silence and celebrate the solstice of slobbering to the sounds of the rigel seven childrens choir,16 +156654,562,214,"SWEET MALE VOICES: (SINGING) TASTY CREATURE, WE SALUTE YOU (LOUD SLURPS) / FOR YOUR JUICY SA-CRI-FICE (LOUD SLURPS)",859000,TRUE,6712,3950,SWEET MALE VOICES,RIGEL 7,"TASTY CREATURE, WE SALUTE YOU / FOR YOUR JUICY SA-CRI-FICE",tasty creature we salute you for your juicy sa-cri-fice,9 +156655,562,215,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),859000,FALSE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156656,562,216,Aliens: (SURPRISED GASP),859000,FALSE,5019,3950,Aliens,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156657,562,217,Kang: A transporter beam! Someone is trying to steal our sacrifice!,876000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,A transporter beam! Someone is trying to steal our sacrifice!,a transporter beam someone is trying to steal our sacrifice,10 +156658,562,218,Homer Simpson: Yes! This mysterious tube can only lead somewhere good. So long you stupid slobbering... what the?,881000,TRUE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,Yes! This mysterious tube can only lead somewhere good. So long you stupid slobbering... what the?,yes this mysterious tube can only lead somewhere good so long you stupid slobbering what the,16 +156659,562,219,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED NOISES),881000,FALSE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156660,562,220,Homer Simpson: (À LA JACKIE GLEASON) And away we go!,890000,TRUE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,And away we go!,and away we go,4 +156661,562,221,"Bart Simpson: Way to go, George Mucus. The fattest, stupidest man on Earth slipped right through your sticky tentacles.",900000,TRUE,8,3950,Bart Simpson,RIGEL 7,"Way to go, George Mucus. The fattest, stupidest man on Earth slipped right through your sticky tentacles.",way to go george mucus the fattest stupidest man on earth slipped right through your sticky tentacles,17 +156662,562,222,Kang: Why you little...!?,904000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,Why you little...!?,why you little,3 +156663,562,223,Kang: (QUESTIONING NOISE) What is this baffling construct?,908000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,What is this baffling construct?,what is this baffling construct,5 +156664,562,224,Lisa Simpson: It's called a knot.,909000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,It's called a knot.,its called a knot,4 +156665,562,225,Kang: A not what?,911000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,A not what?,a not what,3 +156666,562,226,Lisa Simpson: Knot with a K.,912000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,Knot with a K.,knot with a k,4 +156667,562,227,Kang: K's are silent?,912000,TRUE,262,3950,Kang,RIGEL 7,K's are silent?,ks are silent,3 +156668,562,228,"Kodos: Really? I've been saying ""kitchen.""",912000,TRUE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,"Really? I've been saying ""kitchen.""",really ive been saying kitchen,5 +156669,562,229,Lisa Simpson: That's correct.,918000,TRUE,9,3950,Lisa Simpson,RIGEL 7,That's correct.,thats correct,2 +156670,562,230,Kodos: (PUZZLED NOISES),918000,FALSE,264,3950,Kodos,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156671,562,231,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE),918000,FALSE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,NA,NA,NA +156672,562,232,GENTLE VOICE: Do not fear. You are among friends.,922000,TRUE,6713,3950,GENTLE VOICE,RIGEL 7,Do not fear. You are among friends.,do not fear you are among friends,7 +156673,562,233,Alien Woman: (GENTLE VOICE) We are the resistance. We don't believe in the barbaric consumption of other species.,924000,TRUE,6560,3950,Alien Woman,RIGEL 7,We are the resistance. We don't believe in the barbaric consumption of other species.,we are the resistance we dont believe in the barbaric consumption of other species,14 +156674,562,234,"Homer Simpson: So, what do you eat, space broccoli?",929000,TRUE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,"So, what do you eat, space broccoli?",so what do you eat space broccoli,7 +156675,562,235,"ALIEN MAN: (GENTLE VOICE, SCOLDING) Space broccoli has the most advanced feelings of any creature in the universe!",931000,TRUE,6714,3950,ALIEN MAN,RIGEL 7,Space broccoli has the most advanced feelings of any creature in the universe!,space broccoli has the most advanced feelings of any creature in the universe,13 +156676,562,236,Alien Woman: I stepped on a piece once and it cried for six years.,935000,TRUE,6560,3950,Alien Woman,RIGEL 7,I stepped on a piece once and it cried for six years.,i stepped on a piece once and it cried for six years,12 +156677,562,237,"ALIEN MAN: Frankly, they are a little full of themselves.",939000,TRUE,6714,3950,ALIEN MAN,RIGEL 7,"Frankly, they are a little full of themselves.",frankly they are a little full of themselves,8 +156678,562,238,SPACE BROCCOLI: (SUSPICIOUS) Who are you talking about?,941000,TRUE,6715,3950,SPACE BROCCOLI,RIGEL 7,Who are you talking about?,who are you talking about,5 +156679,562,239,"ALIEN MAN: (LYING) Um, earth broccoli.",943000,TRUE,6714,3950,ALIEN MAN,RIGEL 7,"Um, earth broccoli.",um earth broccoli,3 +156680,562,240,"SPACE BROCCOLI: (NODS) Yeah, I hate those guys.",945000,TRUE,6715,3950,SPACE BROCCOLI,RIGEL 7,"Yeah, I hate those guys.",yeah i hate those guys,5 +156681,562,241,"Alien Woman: Let's go, Homer.",948000,TRUE,6560,3950,Alien Woman,RIGEL 7,"Let's go, Homer.",lets go homer,3 +156682,562,242,Homer Simpson: Where are you taking me?,949000,TRUE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,Where are you taking me?,where are you taking me,5 +156683,562,243,Alien Woman: You are about to behold the secret rebel base.,950000,TRUE,6560,3950,Alien Woman,RIGEL 7,You are about to behold the secret rebel base.,you are about to behold the secret rebel base,9 +156684,562,244,Homer Simpson: Why are they dancing? Shouldn't they be making weapons?,961000,TRUE,2,3950,Homer Simpson,RIGEL 7,Why are they dancing? Shouldn't they be making weapons?,why are they dancing shouldnt they be making weapons,9 +156685,562,245,ALIEN MAN: This is excellent training... for the party we will throw when our rebellion succeeds.,964000,TRUE,6714,3950,ALIEN MAN,RIGEL 7,This is excellent training... for the party we will throw when our rebellion succeeds.,this is excellent training for the party we will throw when our rebellion succeeds,14 +156686,562,246,"Alien: (ANNOYED, DISTANT) Turn the music back on!",971000,TRUE,713,3950,Alien,RIGEL 7,Turn the music back on!,turn the music back on,5 +156687,562,247,"Alien Woman: (VERY ANGRY) In a minute! (GENTLE) First, noble human Homer Simpson will explain his primitive yet beautiful culture.",974000,TRUE,6560,3950,Alien Woman,RIGEL 7,"In a minute! First, noble human Homer Simpson will explain his primitive yet beautiful culture.",in a minute first noble human homer simpson will explain his primitive yet beautiful culture,15 +156688,562,248,(PLANET: Ext. planet),984000,FALSE,NA,4432,NA,PLANET,NA,NA,NA +156689,562,249,(Cave: Int. cave - later),984000,FALSE,NA,1727,NA,Cave,NA,NA,NA +156690,562,250,"Homer Simpson: (DESCRIBING) ...but perhaps Earth's greatest achievement is moon rocks. Oh, and the golden age of radio.",984000,TRUE,2,1727,Homer Simpson,Cave,"...but perhaps Earth's greatest achievement is moon rocks. Oh, and the golden age of radio.",but perhaps earths greatest achievement is moon rocks oh and the golden age of radio,15 +156691,562,251,Aliens: (THOUGHTFUL NOISES),984000,FALSE,5019,1727,Aliens,Cave,NA,NA,NA +156692,562,252,Alien Woman: Truly a species with much to offer.,992000,TRUE,6560,1727,Alien Woman,Cave,Truly a species with much to offer.,truly a species with much to offer,7 +156693,562,253,Alien: (SARCASTIC) Seriously? Are we listening to the same guy?,995000,TRUE,713,1727,Alien,Cave,Seriously? Are we listening to the same guy?,seriously are we listening to the same guy,8 +156694,562,254,"Alien Woman: (ANGRY) Silence! (GENTLE) Homer, we will get you back to Earth.",997000,TRUE,6560,1727,Alien Woman,Cave,"Silence! Homer, we will get you back to Earth.",silence homer we will get you back to earth,9 +156695,562,255,Homer Simpson: What about my family?,1001000,TRUE,2,1727,Homer Simpson,Cave,What about my family?,what about my family,4 +156696,562,256,ALIEN MAN: Why do you care? It's just your sex mate and spermlings.,1002000,TRUE,6714,1727,ALIEN MAN,Cave,Why do you care? It's just your sex mate and spermlings.,why do you care its just your sex mate and spermlings,11 +156697,562,257,"Homer Simpson: Sex mate? Clearly you've never been married. But it's great, I'm telling you.",1005000,TRUE,2,1727,Homer Simpson,Cave,"Sex mate? Clearly you've never been married. But it's great, I'm telling you.",sex mate clearly youve never been married but its great im telling you,13 +156698,562,258,(FLYING SAUCER: int. flying saucer - continuous),1012000,FALSE,NA,1838,NA,FLYING SAUCER,NA,NA,NA +156699,562,259,"Alien Woman: (FLIRTY) Unfortunately, we only had the means to build the spaceship for one. We spent most of our money on the party.",1012000,TRUE,6560,1838,Alien Woman,FLYING SAUCER,"Unfortunately, we only had the means to build the spaceship for one. We spent most of our money on the party.",unfortunately we only had the means to build the spaceship for one we spent most of our money on the party,21 +156700,562,260,"Homer Simpson: Well, it is a great party.",1018000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,"Well, it is a great party.",well it is a great party,6 +156701,562,261,Alien Woman: The pod is equipped to fulfill your deepest desires. Just concentrate.,1020000,TRUE,6560,1838,Alien Woman,FLYING SAUCER,The pod is equipped to fulfill your deepest desires. Just concentrate.,the pod is equipped to fulfill your deepest desires just concentrate,11 +156702,562,262,"Homer Simpson: Suddenly, this trip has gotten interesting.",1032000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,"Suddenly, this trip has gotten interesting.",suddenly this trip has gotten interesting,6 +156703,562,263,Homer Simpson: What the?!,1038000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,What the?!,what the,2 +156704,562,264,Homer Simpson: Oh who am I kidding? I couldn't enjoy calorie one without my family. I'm going back to save them.,1040000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,Oh who am I kidding? I couldn't enjoy calorie one without my family. I'm going back to save them.,oh who am i kidding i couldnt enjoy calorie one without my family im going back to save them,19 +156705,562,265,"Alien Woman: Aww. If I could just live inside that head, so full of noble thoughts.",1046000,TRUE,6560,1838,Alien Woman,FLYING SAUCER,"Aww. If I could just live inside that head, so full of noble thoughts.",aww if i could just live inside that head so full of noble thoughts,14 +156706,562,266,"Kang: The golden rule states if the chosen one escapes, his family is eaten as forfeit.",1057000,TRUE,262,1838,Kang,FLYING SAUCER,"The golden rule states if the chosen one escapes, his family is eaten as forfeit.",the golden rule states if the chosen one escapes his family is eaten as forfeit,15 +156707,562,267,HOMER): (DRAMATIC) What do your rules say now?,1063000,TRUE,918,1838,HOMER),FLYING SAUCER,What do your rules say now?,what do your rules say now,6 +156708,562,268,Kang: That all will be eaten!,1065000,TRUE,262,1838,Kang,FLYING SAUCER,That all will be eaten!,that all will be eaten,5 +156709,562,269,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),1065000,FALSE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,NA,NA,NA +156710,562,270,Lisa Simpson: This system is really rigged against us.,1069000,TRUE,9,1838,Lisa Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,This system is really rigged against us.,this system is really rigged against us,7 +156711,562,271,Bart Simpson: (SAD MOAN),1069000,FALSE,8,1838,Bart Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,NA,NA,NA +156712,562,272,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED GROAN),1069000,FALSE,1,1838,Marge Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,NA,NA,NA +156713,562,273,Homer Simpson: You forgot to glaze me!,1075000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,You forgot to glaze me!,you forgot to glaze me,5 +156714,562,274,Kodos: No I didn't! You licked it off!,1076000,TRUE,264,1838,Kodos,FLYING SAUCER,No I didn't! You licked it off!,no i didnt you licked it off,7 +156715,562,275,Homer Simpson: I think somebody's afraid to admit he's out of glaze.,1079000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,I think somebody's afraid to admit he's out of glaze.,i think somebodys afraid to admit hes out of glaze,10 +156716,562,276,Kodos: (GRUMPY NOISE),1079000,FALSE,264,1838,Kodos,FLYING SAUCER,NA,NA,NA +156717,562,277,"Homer Simpson: Glaze, please.",1089000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,"Glaze, please.",glaze please,2 +156718,562,278,Kodos: (FURIOUS NOISE),1089000,FALSE,264,1838,Kodos,FLYING SAUCER,NA,NA,NA +156719,562,279,Kang: Make way for the queen!,1094000,TRUE,262,1838,Kang,FLYING SAUCER,Make way for the queen!,make way for the queen,5 +156720,562,280,Queen Elizabeth II: (DAME JUDI DENCH VOICE) I shall take the first bite. It is quite an honor.,1100000,TRUE,838,1838,Queen Elizabeth II,FLYING SAUCER,I shall take the first bite. It is quite an honor.,i shall take the first bite it is quite an honor,11 +156721,562,281,Homer Simpson: (CONCERNED) What's that?,1104000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,What's that?,whats that,2 +156722,562,282,Kang: Part of your magnificent behind. We sliced it off when you were sleeping.,1105000,TRUE,262,1838,Kang,FLYING SAUCER,Part of your magnificent behind. We sliced it off when you were sleeping.,part of your magnificent behind we sliced it off when you were sleeping,13 +156723,562,283,Homer Simpson: It does look delicious.,1109000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,It does look delicious.,it does look delicious,4 +156724,562,284,"Kodos: (HORRIFIED) What is it, my queen?",1119000,TRUE,264,1838,Kodos,FLYING SAUCER,"What is it, my queen?",what is it my queen,5 +156725,562,285,Queen Elizabeth II: This ass is most disagreeable. (DISGUSTED NOISE),1121000,TRUE,838,1838,Queen Elizabeth II,FLYING SAUCER,This ass is most disagreeable.,this ass is most disagreeable,5 +156726,562,286,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: The creatures are composed of completely indigestible toxins!,1128000,TRUE,6709,1838,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,FLYING SAUCER,The creatures are composed of completely indigestible toxins!,the creatures are composed of completely indigestible toxins,8 +156727,562,287,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: These humans have been poisoned by their unhealthy fast-food diet.,1135000,TRUE,6709,1838,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,FLYING SAUCER,These humans have been poisoned by their unhealthy fast-food diet.,these humans have been poisoned by their unhealthy fast-food diet,10 +156728,562,288,"Lisa Simpson: Um, are you sure you don't want to try me again?",1140000,TRUE,9,1838,Lisa Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,"Um, are you sure you don't want to try me again?",um are you sure you dont want to try me again,11 +156729,562,289,Kang: You?! Your lunches of hummus and rice cakes combine in your stomach to form formaldehyde and animal fat.,1143000,TRUE,262,1838,Kang,FLYING SAUCER,You?! Your lunches of hummus and rice cakes combine in your stomach to form formaldehyde and animal fat.,you your lunches of hummus and rice cakes combine in your stomach to form formaldehyde and animal fat,18 +156730,562,290,Lisa Simpson: Really? But I thought...,1149000,TRUE,9,1838,Lisa Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,Really? But I thought...,really but i thought,4 +156731,562,291,Kodos: You'd be better off chewing tobacco like the boy.,1151000,TRUE,264,1838,Kodos,FLYING SAUCER,You'd be better off chewing tobacco like the boy.,youd be better off chewing tobacco like the boy,9 +156732,562,292,Marge Simpson: What?!,1154000,TRUE,1,1838,Marge Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,What?!,what,1 +156733,562,293,Bart Simpson: Dad said I could try it.,1155000,TRUE,8,1838,Bart Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,Dad said I could try it.,dad said i could try it,6 +156734,562,294,Marge Simpson: Homer!,1156000,TRUE,1,1838,Marge Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,Homer!,homer,1 +156735,562,295,Homer Simpson: Don't you people realize your queen is dying?,1157000,TRUE,2,1838,Homer Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,Don't you people realize your queen is dying?,dont you people realize your queen is dying,8 +156736,562,296,"INTELLECTUAL ALIEN: I'm afraid the lardo speaks the truth, Your Majesty.",1161000,TRUE,6709,1838,INTELLECTUAL ALIEN,FLYING SAUCER,"I'm afraid the lardo speaks the truth, Your Majesty.",im afraid the lardo speaks the truth your majesty,9 +156737,562,297,Queen Elizabeth II: It's all right. I have seen many glories and have only one regret: that my breasts aren't bigger.,1165000,TRUE,838,1838,Queen Elizabeth II,FLYING SAUCER,It's all right. I have seen many glories and have only one regret: that my breasts aren't bigger.,its all right i have seen many glories and have only one regret that my breasts arent bigger,18 +156738,562,298,Bart Simpson: I don't see any breasts.,1171000,TRUE,8,1838,Bart Simpson,FLYING SAUCER,I don't see any breasts.,i dont see any breasts,5 +156739,562,299,Queen Elizabeth II: And those will be the last words I ever hear. (DIES),1173000,TRUE,838,1838,Queen Elizabeth II,FLYING SAUCER,And those will be the last words I ever hear.,and those will be the last words i ever hear,10 +156740,562,300,"Kodos: Useless humans! We will send you back to your planet, and your memories will fade. (TURNS TO CAMERA) So it will be as if none of this ever happened. (EYE DARTS)",1179000,TRUE,264,1838,Kodos,FLYING SAUCER,"Useless humans! We will send you back to your planet, and your memories will fade. So it will be as if none of this ever happened.",useless humans we will send you back to your planet and your memories will fade so it will be as if none of this ever happened,26 +156741,562,301,(Spaceship: Int. spaceship - a while later),1192000,FALSE,NA,492,NA,Spaceship,NA,NA,NA +156742,562,302,"Homer Simpson: Captain's log, Star date: six-five-eight-four-eight point two. After successfully conquering the Rigelians...",1192000,TRUE,2,492,Homer Simpson,Spaceship,"Captain's log, Star date: six-five-eight-four-eight point two. After successfully conquering the Rigelians...",captains log star date six-five-eight-four-eight point two after successfully conquering the rigelians,12 +156743,562,303,Lisa Simpson: Right. Conquering.,1199000,TRUE,9,492,Lisa Simpson,Spaceship,Right. Conquering.,right conquering,2 +156744,562,304,Bart Simpson: At least Maggie can fly us home.,1199000,TRUE,8,492,Bart Simpson,Spaceship,At least Maggie can fly us home.,at least maggie can fly us home,7 +156745,562,305,Marge Simpson: Thank God it's just like her busy box.,1203000,TRUE,1,492,Marge Simpson,Spaceship,Thank God it's just like her busy box.,thank god its just like her busy box,8 +156773,563,20,Homer Simpson: (SCARED NOISE) I have such a big ass.,155000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I have such a big ass.,i have such a big ass,6 +156774,563,21,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - night - establishing),161000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156746,562,306,"Lisa Simpson: Well, I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.",1208000,TRUE,9,492,Lisa Simpson,Spaceship,"Well, I guess we've learned that of all the countless planets in the universe, we have evolved into the most inedible species. Like three bean salad at a barbecue, we will remain untouched.",well i guess weve learned that of all the countless planets in the universe we have evolved into the most inedible species like three bean salad at a barbecue we will remain untouched,33 +156747,562,307,Marge Simpson: We're receiving a transmission from an unknown source!,1221000,TRUE,1,492,Marge Simpson,Spaceship,We're receiving a transmission from an unknown source!,were receiving a transmission from an unknown source,8 +156748,562,308,"Grampa Simpson: (ANGRY) Hey, I finally tracked you down! My oatmeal's gone cold!",1227000,TRUE,31,492,Grampa Simpson,Spaceship,"Hey, I finally tracked you down! My oatmeal's gone cold!",hey i finally tracked you down my oatmeals gone cold,10 +156749,562,309,Grampa Simpson: The cat ate my heart medicine!,1232000,TRUE,31,492,Grampa Simpson,Spaceship,The cat ate my heart medicine!,the cat ate my heart medicine,6 +156750,562,310,"Homer Simpson: Set a course, Mr. Maggie. Anywhere but home.",1234000,TRUE,2,492,Homer Simpson,Spaceship,"Set a course, Mr. Maggie. Anywhere but home.",set a course mr maggie anywhere but home,8 +156751,562,311,(Space Ship: Ext. space ship - continuous),1234000,FALSE,NA,222,NA,Space Ship,NA,NA,NA +156752,562,312,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),1234000,FALSE,2,222,Homer Simpson,Space Ship,NA,NA,NA +156753,563,0,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: EXT. NUCLEAR POWER PLANT - ESTABLISHING),68000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156754,563,1,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: INT. NUCLEAR PLANT - CORRIDOR - CONTINUOUS),68000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156755,563,2,Homer Simpson: (SINGS) WALKIN' DOWN A CORRIDOR / USIN' BOTH MY FEET / WISH I WAS IN FLORIDOR / NOW I WILL REPEAT / OH I'M WALKIN' DOWN A CORRIDOR / USIN' BOTH MY FEET...,68000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,WALKIN' DOWN A CORRIDOR / USIN' BOTH MY FEET / WISH I WAS IN FLORIDOR / NOW I WILL REPEAT / OH I'M WALKIN' DOWN A CORRIDOR / USIN' BOTH MY FEET...,walkin down a corridor usin both my feet wish i was in floridor now i will repeat oh im walkin down a corridor usin both my feet,27 +156756,563,3,Lenny Leonard: (TO GUY) Don Bookner. Can't believe you're retiring.,81000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Don Bookner. Can't believe you're retiring.,don bookner cant believe youre retiring,6 +156757,563,4,DON BOOKNER: Yep. It's time for the gold watch.,84000,TRUE,6716,10,DON BOOKNER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Yep. It's time for the gold watch.,yep its time for the gold watch,7 +156758,563,5,C. Montgomery Burns: Thank you. You are free to go.,88000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Thank you. You are free to go.,thank you you are free to go,7 +156759,563,6,Carl Carlson: Good ol' Don.,94000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Good ol' Don.,good ol don,3 +156760,563,7,"Homer Simpson: We sure will miss your, your, um, uh -- what'd you do again?",95000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"We sure will miss your, your, um, uh -- what'd you do again?",we sure will miss your your um uh -- whatd you do again,13 +156761,563,8,DON BOOKNER: Safety Inspector. 7-G.,100000,TRUE,6716,10,DON BOOKNER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Safety Inspector. 7-G.,safety inspector 7-g,3 +156762,563,9,"Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) But, wait a minute! That's my job!",102000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"But, wait a minute! That's my job!",but wait a minute thats my job,7 +156763,563,10,"DON BOOKNER: Yes. Of course it is. There are two of us, and I've been covering for you all these years.",104000,TRUE,6716,10,DON BOOKNER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yes. Of course it is. There are two of us, and I've been covering for you all these years.",yes of course it is there are two of us and ive been covering for you all these years,19 +156764,563,11,Homer Simpson: (STUNNED) That would explain a lot. But why did you do it?,110000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That would explain a lot. But why did you do it?,that would explain a lot but why did you do it,11 +156765,563,12,"DON BOOKNER: I felt there was something special in you. It's like rooting for the Cubs. You keep thinking they'll make it and then you realize they never, ever will.",115000,TRUE,6716,10,DON BOOKNER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I felt there was something special in you. It's like rooting for the Cubs. You keep thinking they'll make it and then you realize they never, ever will.",i felt there was something special in you its like rooting for the cubs you keep thinking theyll make it and then you realize they never ever will,28 +156766,563,13,DON BOOKNER: (TO HOMER) But now you won't have me to protect you.,125000,TRUE,6716,10,DON BOOKNER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,But now you won't have me to protect you.,but now you wont have me to protect you,9 +156767,563,14,"Homer Simpson: No, please! All I'm asking you to do is stay twenty-one more years!",128000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"No, please! All I'm asking you to do is stay twenty-one more years!",no please all im asking you to do is stay twenty-one more years,13 +156768,563,15,DON BOOKNER: Too late. I'm gone. If I was Fred Flintstone I'd be at the end of the dinosaur's tail.,132000,TRUE,6716,10,DON BOOKNER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Too late. I'm gone. If I was Fred Flintstone I'd be at the end of the dinosaur's tail.,too late im gone if i was fred flintstone id be at the end of the dinosaurs tail,18 +156769,563,16,Lenny Leonard: (SINGS) FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW...,137000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW...,for hes a jolly good fellow,6 +156770,563,17,Smitty: (SINGS) FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW...,140000,TRUE,362,10,Smitty,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOW...,for hes a jolly good fellow,6 +156771,563,18,Carl Carlson: (SINGS) FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOOOW!,142000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,FOR HE'S A JOLLY GOOD FELLOOOW!,for hes a jolly good fellooow,6 +156772,563,19,"DON BOOKNER: (SINGS) WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY. (SOTTO) Last time I'm covering your ass, Homer.",149000,TRUE,6716,10,DON BOOKNER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"WHICH NOBODY CAN DENY. Last time I'm covering your ass, Homer.",which nobody can deny last time im covering your ass homer,11 +156775,563,22,Marge Simpson: (YAWNS) How was your day?,161000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,How was your day?,how was your day,4 +156776,563,23,Homer Simpson: (UPSET) Stressful. Do you see how loose my tie is?,162000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Stressful. Do you see how loose my tie is?,stressful do you see how loose my tie is,9 +156777,563,24,Marge Simpson: (VERY ALARMED MURMUR),162000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156778,563,25,Homer Simpson: For the first time I actually had to do my job.,167000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,For the first time I actually had to do my job.,for the first time i actually had to do my job,11 +156779,563,26,"Marge Simpson: (MOVED) Oh, sweetie... (HUGS HIM)",171000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oh, sweetie...",oh sweetie,2 +156780,563,27,"Homer Simpson: (MOAN) And Marge, I've got this weird new feeling in my stomach. A little sour and a little sick.",171000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"And Marge, I've got this weird new feeling in my stomach. A little sour and a little sick.",and marge ive got this weird new feeling in my stomach a little sour and a little sick,18 +156781,563,28,"Marge Simpson: There's a Yiddish word for it: ""shpilkes.""",181000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"There's a Yiddish word for it: ""shpilkes.""",theres a yiddish word for it shpilkes,7 +156782,563,29,Homer Simpson: They have a lot of funny words for not-so-funny things.,184000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,They have a lot of funny words for not-so-funny things.,they have a lot of funny words for not-so-funny things,10 +156783,563,30,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Power plant - day),190000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156784,563,31,"Lenny Leonard: Hey, Homer. Carl and I are gonna see if we can sneak out of the men's room without setting off the automatic toilets, ninja-style.",190000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, Homer. Carl and I are gonna see if we can sneak out of the men's room without setting off the automatic toilets, ninja-style.",hey homer carl and i are gonna see if we can sneak out of the mens room without setting off the automatic toilets ninja-style,24 +156785,563,32,"Homer Simpson: Look, I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!",197000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Look, I don't have time for childish games. If I don't do my job, atoms go boom!",look i dont have time for childish games if i dont do my job atoms go boom,17 +156786,563,33,Waylon Smithers: (WALKS UP) Simpson! I want a full plant status report at five o'clock.,204000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Simpson! I want a full plant status report at five o'clock.,simpson i want a full plant status report at five oclock,11 +156787,563,34,"Homer Simpson: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Can I get a four fifty-five wakeup call?",207000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Can I get a four fifty-five wakeup call?",yes sir yes sir can i get a four fifty-five wakeup call,12 +156788,563,35,Waylon Smithers: No. (EXITS),210000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No.,no,1 +156789,563,36,Homer Simpson: (SAD MOAN),210000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +156790,563,37,Lenny Leonard: Dammit.,214000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Dammit.,dammit,1 +156791,563,38,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - the next morning),217000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156792,563,39,Lisa Simpson: I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table.,217000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I thought we weren't allowed to do homework at the table.,i thought we werent allowed to do homework at the table,11 +156793,563,40,Homer Simpson: (AGGRAVATED) It's called a double standard. One of the bedrocks of parenting.,220000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It's called a double standard. One of the bedrocks of parenting.,its called a double standard one of the bedrocks of parenting,11 +156794,563,41,Marge Simpson: You've been working so hard lately. Maybe you should take a break.,225000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You've been working so hard lately. Maybe you should take a break.,youve been working so hard lately maybe you should take a break,12 +156795,563,42,"Homer Simpson: No. Marge, if I lose my job in this economy, it's a death sentence. Oh, I guess, as a fallback, I could direct films like Angelina Jolie. How many properties do we have an option on?",229000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No. Marge, if I lose my job in this economy, it's a death sentence. Oh, I guess, as a fallback, I could direct films like Angelina Jolie. How many properties do we have an option on?",no marge if i lose my job in this economy its a death sentence oh i guess as a fallback i could direct films like angelina jolie how many properties do we have an option on,36 +156796,563,43,Marge Simpson: None.,240000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,None.,none,1 +156797,563,44,Homer Simpson: What?! (ACCUSING) When were you gonna tell me?,240000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What?! When were you gonna tell me?,what when were you gonna tell me,7 +156798,563,45,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),240000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156799,563,46,Homer Simpson: When?!,244000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,When?!,when,1 +156800,563,47,"Marge Simpson: Homie... workaholic is probably your best ""aholic"" ever, but you need to relax...so I got us all tickets to see the circus on Saturday.",247000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homie... workaholic is probably your best ""aholic"" ever, but you need to relax...so I got us all tickets to see the circus on Saturday.",homie workaholic is probably your best aholic ever but you need to relaxso i got us all tickets to see the circus on saturday,24 +156801,563,48,"Homer Simpson: The circus? (REMOVES GLASSES) Hmmm, I haven't been to the circus since I was a kid.",259000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"The circus? Hmmm, I haven't been to the circus since I was a kid.",the circus hmmm i havent been to the circus since i was a kid,14 +156836,563,83,Bart Simpson: Is that true?,404000,TRUE,8,4434,Bart Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,Is that true?,is that true,3 +156805,563,52,"Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Okay, Marge. We can go to the circus. Maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.",278000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay, Marge. We can go to the circus. Maybe I can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion.",okay marge we can go to the circus maybe i can finally find out why a man would think a stool is a proper defense against a lion,28 +156806,563,53,(CIRCUS WITH MIDWAY: ext. circus with midway - establishing),290000,FALSE,NA,4433,NA,CIRCUS WITH MIDWAY,NA,NA,NA +156807,563,54,(Circus Tent: int. circus tent - day),290000,FALSE,NA,2174,NA,Circus Tent,NA,NA,NA +156808,563,55,Homer Simpson: Dammit! This circus Wi-Fi is a joke!,290000,TRUE,2,2174,Homer Simpson,Circus Tent,Dammit! This circus Wi-Fi is a joke!,dammit this circus wi-fi is a joke,7 +156809,563,56,Marge Simpson: I thought you were going to try to relax.,295000,TRUE,1,2174,Marge Simpson,Circus Tent,I thought you were going to try to relax.,i thought you were going to try to relax,9 +156810,563,57,Homer Simpson: How can anyone relax when they made us park in stack parking?,298000,TRUE,2,2174,Homer Simpson,Circus Tent,How can anyone relax when they made us park in stack parking?,how can anyone relax when they made us park in stack parking,12 +156811,563,58,Lisa Simpson: I knew he wasn't gonna like the stack parking.,301000,TRUE,9,2174,Lisa Simpson,Circus Tent,I knew he wasn't gonna like the stack parking.,i knew he wasnt gonna like the stack parking,9 +156812,563,59,Homer Simpson: What kind of insane parking system is designed so you're blocked in by everyone that arrived after you?!,304000,TRUE,2,2174,Homer Simpson,Circus Tent,What kind of insane parking system is designed so you're blocked in by everyone that arrived after you?!,what kind of insane parking system is designed so youre blocked in by everyone that arrived after you,18 +156813,563,60,Homer Simpson: The early bird gets the shaft!,310000,TRUE,2,2174,Homer Simpson,Circus Tent,The early bird gets the shaft!,the early bird gets the shaft,6 +156814,563,61,CIRCUS AUDIENCE: Shhh!,313000,TRUE,6717,2174,CIRCUS AUDIENCE,Circus Tent,Shhh!,shhh,1 +156815,563,62,Homer Simpson: (TO MARGE) Oh my God. What if all those clowns are parked in the same lot as us? Maybe there's better Wi-Fi in the freak tent.,323000,TRUE,2,2174,Homer Simpson,Circus Tent,Oh my God. What if all those clowns are parked in the same lot as us? Maybe there's better Wi-Fi in the freak tent.,oh my god what if all those clowns are parked in the same lot as us maybe theres better wi-fi in the freak tent,24 +156816,563,63,"Homer Simpson: 'Scuse me, pardon me, what the Hell?",331000,TRUE,2,2174,Homer Simpson,Circus Tent,"'Scuse me, pardon me, what the Hell?",scuse me pardon me what the hell,7 +156817,563,64,"Homer Simpson: Oh! Finally! The business call I've been waiting for! Hello, this is--",334000,TRUE,2,2174,Homer Simpson,Circus Tent,"Oh! Finally! The business call I've been waiting for! Hello, this is--",oh finally the business call ive been waiting for hello this is--,12 +156818,563,65,Homer Simpson: (GETTING SQUIRT NOISES),334000,FALSE,2,2174,Homer Simpson,Circus Tent,NA,NA,NA +156819,563,66,(CIRCUS: ext. circus - midway - day - a little later),337000,FALSE,NA,4251,NA,CIRCUS,NA,NA,NA +156820,563,67,"Homer Simpson: Come on, kids! There's nothing you'd be interested in here.",337000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,"Come on, kids! There's nothing you'd be interested in here.",come on kids theres nothing youd be interested in here,10 +156821,563,68,FINGERNAIL MAN: Hey!,346000,TRUE,6718,4251,FINGERNAIL MAN,CIRCUS,Hey!,hey,1 +156822,563,69,"Homer Simpson: Eh, they'll grow back.",348000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,"Eh, they'll grow back.",eh theyll grow back,4 +156823,563,70,"Marge Simpson: Homer, I have to use the (LOUD WHISPER) Porta Potty.",351000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,"Homer, I have to use the Porta Potty.",homer i have to use the porta potty,8 +156824,563,71,Homer Simpson: Oh for God's-- now? Do you have to?,355000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,Oh for God's-- now? Do you have to?,oh for gods-- now do you have to,8 +156825,563,72,Marge Simpson: No woman uses one of these by choice.,358000,TRUE,1,4251,Marge Simpson,CIRCUS,No woman uses one of these by choice.,no woman uses one of these by choice,8 +156826,563,73,"Bart Simpson: Hey Dad, since we've gotta wait, can't we please see an act?",367000,TRUE,8,4251,Bart Simpson,CIRCUS,"Hey Dad, since we've gotta wait, can't we please see an act?",hey dad since weve gotta wait cant we please see an act,12 +156827,563,74,Homer Simpson: (SIGHS) Fine. (NOT THRILLED) But I'll be amazed if I'm astounded.,371000,TRUE,2,4251,Homer Simpson,CIRCUS,Fine. But I'll be amazed if I'm astounded.,fine but ill be amazed if im astounded,8 +156828,563,75,(HYPNOTIST TENT: int. hypnotist tent - continuous),376000,FALSE,NA,4434,NA,HYPNOTIST TENT,NA,NA,NA +156829,563,76,"Cletus Spuckler: (HYPNOTIZED, ERUDITE) ...thereby proving Zorn's lemma.",376000,TRUE,1413,4434,Cletus Spuckler,HYPNOTIST TENT,...thereby proving Zorn's lemma.,thereby proving zorns lemma,4 +156830,563,77,Brandine Del Roy: (STORMS UP) Give me my damn husband back!,378000,TRUE,1875,4434,Brandine Del Roy,HYPNOTIST TENT,Give me my damn husband back!,give me my damn husband back,6 +156831,563,78,"Cletus Spuckler: (NORMAL VOICE, RE: FORMULA) Dang! Look at all them hobo signs! My head bone hurts.",381000,TRUE,1413,4434,Cletus Spuckler,HYPNOTIST TENT,Dang! Look at all them hobo signs! My head bone hurts.,dang look at all them hobo signs my head bone hurts,11 +156832,563,79,"SVEN-GOLLY: (THEATRICAL) I need a new volunteer. (TO HOMER) How about you, sir?",388000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,"I need a new volunteer. How about you, sir?",i need a new volunteer how about you sir,9 +156833,563,80,"Homer Simpson: (AGHAST) Hey, is that time right? I have a deadline in an hour and a half!",393000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Hey, is that time right? I have a deadline in an hour and a half!",hey is that time right i have a deadline in an hour and a half,15 +156834,563,81,"Lisa Simpson: You know, Dad, studies show being hypnotized makes you more efficient.",398000,TRUE,9,4434,Lisa Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,"You know, Dad, studies show being hypnotized makes you more efficient.",you know dad studies show being hypnotized makes you more efficient,11 +156835,563,82,Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE RELUCTANT) Okay.,402000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,Okay.,okay,1 +156837,563,84,Lisa Simpson: (SHRUGS) I just wanted to see him cluck like a chicken. (CHUCKLES),406000,TRUE,9,4434,Lisa Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,I just wanted to see him cluck like a chicken.,i just wanted to see him cluck like a chicken,10 +156838,563,85,"SVEN-GOLLY: Now we've never met, have we, sir?",406000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Now we've never met, have we, sir?",now weve never met have we sir,7 +156839,563,86,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, patter!",411000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Ooh, patter!",ooh patter,2 +156840,563,87,SVEN-GOLLY: Do you have any children?,413000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,Do you have any children?,do you have any children,5 +156841,563,88,"Homer Simpson: No, but we're having fun trying. (LAUGHS) Wait, I mean three.",414000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,"No, but we're having fun trying. Wait, I mean three.",no but were having fun trying wait i mean three,10 +156842,563,89,SVEN-GOLLY: When I snap my fingers you shall be (MEANINGFUL) ten years old.,419000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,When I snap my fingers you shall be ten years old.,when i snap my fingers you shall be ten years old,11 +156843,563,90,"Homer Simpson: Look, can we get to the point? I'm stack parked. Did you hear me? Stack...",424000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Look, can we get to the point? I'm stack parked. Did you hear me? Stack...",look can we get to the point im stack parked did you hear me stack,15 +156844,563,91,SVEN-GOLLY: You are ten years old.,429000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,You are ten years old.,you are ten years old,5 +156845,563,92,Homer Simpson: (WISE-ASS 10-YEAR-OLD) No I'm not.,430000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,No I'm not.,no im not,3 +156846,563,93,SVEN-GOLLY: Yes you are.,431000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,Yes you are.,yes you are,3 +156847,563,94,Homer Simpson: (10-YEAR-OLD) No I'm not.,432000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,No I'm not.,no im not,3 +156848,563,95,SVEN-GOLLY: Yes you are.,432000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,Yes you are.,yes you are,3 +156849,563,96,Homer Simpson: (10-YEAR-OLD) No I'm not.,434000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,No I'm not.,no im not,3 +156850,563,97,SVEN-GOLLY: Yes you are.,435000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,Yes you are.,yes you are,3 +156851,563,98,Homer Simpson: (10-YEAR-OLD) Yes you are.,435000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,Yes you are.,yes you are,3 +156852,563,99,"SVEN-GOLLY: Yes, yes you are.",437000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Yes, yes you are.",yes yes you are,4 +156853,563,100,Homer Simpson: (10-YEAR-OLD) Yes you are.,437000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,Yes you are.,yes you are,3 +156854,563,101,"SVEN-GOLLY: Look, I said, you are.",440000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Look, I said, you are.",look i said you are,5 +156855,563,102,Homer Simpson: (10-YEAR-OLD) Yeah you are too.,442000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,Yeah you are too.,yeah you are too,4 +156856,563,103,SVEN-GOLLY: (DRAMATIC) Only a ten-year-old boy could be this annoying!,444000,TRUE,6719,4434,SVEN-GOLLY,HYPNOTIST TENT,Only a ten-year-old boy could be this annoying!,only a ten-year-old boy could be this annoying,8 +156857,563,104,Audience: (VERY IMPRESSED NOISES),444000,FALSE,321,4434,Audience,HYPNOTIST TENT,NA,NA,NA +156858,563,105,Bart Simpson: (ARMS FOLDED) I'm not convinced.,449000,TRUE,8,4434,Bart Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,I'm not convinced.,im not convinced,3 +156859,563,106,"Homer Simpson: (10-YEAR-OLD TO BART) I know you are but what am I, infinity plus one! Jinx!",452000,TRUE,2,4434,Homer Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,"I know you are but what am I, infinity plus one! Jinx!",i know you are but what am i infinity plus one jinx,12 +156860,563,107,"Bart Simpson: Only the coolest kid ever could think of that! Good golly, Sven-Golly! You did it!",455000,TRUE,8,4434,Bart Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Only the coolest kid ever could think of that! Good golly, Sven-Golly! You did it!",only the coolest kid ever could think of that good golly sven-golly you did it,15 +156861,563,108,"Chief Wiggum: Sven-Golly, born Svenjamin Golly, you are under arrest for mesmerizing the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to induct Kiss.",460000,TRUE,71,4434,Chief Wiggum,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Sven-Golly, born Svenjamin Golly, you are under arrest for mesmerizing the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame to induct Kiss.",sven-golly born svenjamin golly you are under arrest for mesmerizing the rock and roll hall of fame to induct kiss,20 +156862,563,109,"Chief Wiggum: (GETTING HYPNOTIZED) ...you are wanted by the police, by which I mean Sting... Andy Summers... and... hey is it-- is it getting hot in here?",468000,TRUE,71,4434,Chief Wiggum,HYPNOTIST TENT,"...you are wanted by the police, by which I mean Sting... Andy Summers... and... hey is it-- is it getting hot in here?",you are wanted by the police by which i mean sting andy summers and hey is it-- is it getting hot in here,23 +156863,563,110,"Lou: Oh, not again.",478000,TRUE,91,4434,Lou,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Oh, not again.",oh not again,3 +156864,563,111,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, Dad's been hypnotized to think he was ten!",481000,TRUE,9,4434,Lisa Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,"Mom, Dad's been hypnotized to think he was ten!",mom dads been hypnotized to think he was ten,9 +156865,563,112,Marge Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE),481000,FALSE,1,4434,Marge Simpson,HYPNOTIST TENT,NA,NA,NA +156866,563,113,(Springfield General Hospital: EXT. SPRINGFIELD HOSPITAL - DAY),494000,FALSE,NA,264,NA,Springfield General Hospital,NA,NA,NA +156867,563,114,(Dr. Hibbert's Office: INT. DR. HIBBERT'S OFFICE - THE NEXT DAY),494000,FALSE,NA,306,NA,Dr. Hibbert's Office,NA,NA,NA +156868,563,115,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Now I'm gonna test just how deeply Homer's mind has been affected. (OFFERS PAPER CUP) Take a sip of this, young man.",494000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"Now I'm gonna test just how deeply Homer's mind has been affected. Take a sip of this, young man.",now im gonna test just how deeply homers mind has been affected take a sip of this young man,19 +156869,563,116,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE, COUGHS, THEN SPITS IT OUT) Ew! Gross!",504000,TRUE,2,306,Homer Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Ew! Gross!,ew gross,2 +156870,563,117,Marge Simpson: What did you give him?,506000,TRUE,1,306,Marge Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,What did you give him?,what did you give him,5 +156871,563,118,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (DRAMATIC) Beer.,507000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Beer.,beer,1 +156873,563,120,Dr. Julius Hibbert: This hypnotism is strong. Dinner theater strong!,509000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,This hypnotism is strong. Dinner theater strong!,this hypnotism is strong dinner theater strong,7 +156874,563,121,Marge Simpson: My husband can't really think he's ten.,513000,TRUE,1,306,Marge Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,My husband can't really think he's ten.,my husband cant really think hes ten,7 +156875,563,122,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (GRIM) I'm saying he so desperately needs to believe he's ten, that only the original hypnotist who did this can undo the trance without risking permanent damage to Homer's psyche. (CHUCKLES)",515000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"I'm saying he so desperately needs to believe he's ten, that only the original hypnotist who did this can undo the trance without risking permanent damage to Homer's psyche.",im saying he so desperately needs to believe hes ten that only the original hypnotist who did this can undo the trance without risking permanent damage to homers psyche,29 +156876,563,123,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE, CHOKING) Help... help me.",525000,TRUE,2,306,Homer Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Help... help me.,help help me,3 +156877,563,124,Dr. Julius Hibbert: (NOT SOTTO) Dear God!,528000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Dear God!,dear god,2 +156878,563,125,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Psych!,528000,TRUE,2,306,Homer Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Psych!,psych,1 +156879,563,126,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE, A LITTLE PHONY) Oops.",531000,TRUE,2,306,Homer Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Oops.,oops,1 +156880,563,127,Marge Simpson: So what do we do?,532000,TRUE,1,306,Marge Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,So what do we do?,so what do we do,5 +156881,563,128,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Do not force the truth. For now, treat Homer just as you would a regular ten-year-old boy.",534000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"Do not force the truth. For now, treat Homer just as you would a regular ten-year-old boy.",do not force the truth for now treat homer just as you would a regular ten-year-old boy,17 +156882,563,129,Bart Simpson: Can he be nine so I can beat him up?,539000,TRUE,8,306,Bart Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Can he be nine so I can beat him up?,can he be nine so i can beat him up,10 +156883,563,130,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Oh, I'm afraid not. The rules of hypnotism are inflexible.",541000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"Oh, I'm afraid not. The rules of hypnotism are inflexible.",oh im afraid not the rules of hypnotism are inflexible,10 +156884,563,131,Bart Simpson: Then can we get pizza on the way home?,544000,TRUE,8,306,Bart Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Then can we get pizza on the way home?,then can we get pizza on the way home,9 +156885,563,132,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Ask for boogers on Bart's half!,546000,TRUE,2,306,Homer Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Ask for boogers on Bart's half!,ask for boogers on barts half,6 +156886,563,133,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLES) Good one.,548000,TRUE,8,306,Bart Simpson,Dr. Hibbert's Office,Good one.,good one,2 +156887,563,134,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: (GRIM) Booger pizza. You better pray they find that hypnotist, Marge.",549000,TRUE,332,306,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Dr. Hibbert's Office,"Booger pizza. You better pray they find that hypnotist, Marge.",booger pizza you better pray they find that hypnotist marge,10 +156888,563,135,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - evening - establishing),553000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156889,563,136,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Get the ball, boy! C'mon!",553000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Get the ball, boy! C'mon!",get the ball boy cmon,5 +156890,563,137,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Go get it, boy!",555000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Go get it, boy!",go get it boy,4 +156891,563,138,Santa's Little Helper: (PUZZLED NOISE),555000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156892,563,139,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Go get it, boy!",559000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Go get it, boy!",go get it boy,4 +156893,563,140,Santa's Little Helper: (PUZZLED NOISE),559000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156894,563,141,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Go get it, boy!",562000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Go get it, boy!",go get it boy,4 +156895,563,142,Santa's Little Helper: (VICIOUS SNARLING NOISES),562000,FALSE,1010,5,Santa's Little Helper,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156896,563,143,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Hey! Ow! Ow! I thought you were my best friend! (PAINED NOISE) Ow! Ow!,564000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hey! Ow! Ow! I thought you were my best friend! Ow! Ow!,hey ow ow i thought you were my best friend ow ow,12 +156897,563,144,Lisa Simpson: So... where is (POINTS TO HOMER) he gonna sleep?,570000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,So... where is he gonna sleep?,so where is he gonna sleep,6 +156898,563,145,"Marge Simpson: Well, I guess it'll have to be in Bart's room. (SIGHS) And I thought when Homer cut off his thumb was bad.",572000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, I guess it'll have to be in Bart's room. And I thought when Homer cut off his thumb was bad.",well i guess itll have to be in barts room and i thought when homer cut off his thumb was bad,21 +156899,563,146,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Um, Mrs. Simpson?",580000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Um, Mrs. Simpson?",um mrs simpson,3 +156900,563,147,Marge Simpson: (QUICK SCREAM),580000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156901,563,148,Homer Simpson: (10-YEAR-OLD GIGGLE),580000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156902,563,149,Marge Simpson: (ANNOYED NOISE),580000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156903,563,150,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - that night),595000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156904,563,151,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED WAKING UP NOISE),595000,FALSE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156905,563,152,"Bart Simpson: Homer, can't you sleep with Mom?",595000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Homer, can't you sleep with Mom?",homer cant you sleep with mom,6 +156906,563,153,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) I'd be too nervous. Have you noticed that she's kinda hot?,598000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,I'd be too nervous. Have you noticed that she's kinda hot?,id be too nervous have you noticed that shes kinda hot,11 +156907,563,154,Bart Simpson: Gross! Weird! Complicated! Go to sleep!,602000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Gross! Weird! Complicated! Go to sleep!,gross weird complicated go to sleep,6 +156908,563,155,(Marge's Bedroom: INT. MARGE'S BEDROOM - continuous),608000,FALSE,NA,313,NA,Marge's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156909,563,156,Marge Simpson: (MURMURS) I really do miss my Homie this time of night.,608000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,I really do miss my Homie this time of night.,i really do miss my homie this time of night,10 +156910,563,157,Marge Simpson: We're gonna have a lot of mittens this winter. (RAPID KNITTING NOISES),620000,TRUE,1,313,Marge Simpson,Marge's Bedroom,We're gonna have a lot of mittens this winter.,were gonna have a lot of mittens this winter,9 +156911,563,158,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - morning),624000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156912,563,159,"Bart Simpson: If I'm gonna get through this day, I better Irish up my coffee.",624000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"If I'm gonna get through this day, I better Irish up my coffee.",if im gonna get through this day i better irish up my coffee,13 +156913,563,160,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) I'm ready to go to school.,632000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm ready to go to school.,im ready to go to school,6 +156914,563,161,Marge Simpson: Homer... you're not going to school.,634000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer... you're not going to school.,homer youre not going to school,6 +156915,563,162,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) I'm not? Cool! Am I sick?,636000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm not? Cool! Am I sick?,im not cool am i sick,6 +156916,563,163,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) 'Cause if I'm sick, I get to stay home and make s'mores. All I need is graham crackers, chocolate, marshmallows, sticks, fire...",639000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"'Cause if I'm sick, I get to stay home and make s'mores. All I need is graham crackers, chocolate, marshmallows, sticks, fire...",cause if im sick i get to stay home and make smores all i need is graham crackers chocolate marshmallows sticks fire,22 +156917,563,164,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) ...did I say graham crackers?... chocolate, marshmallows, sticks, fire...",641000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"...did I say graham crackers?... chocolate, marshmallows, sticks, fire...",did i say graham crackers chocolate marshmallows sticks fire,9 +156918,563,165,"Bart Simpson: Oops, my homework!",649000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Oops, my homework!",oops my homework,3 +156919,563,166,"Marge Simpson: (ALREADY EXHAUSTED) Fine, you can go to school!",650000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine, you can go to school!",fine you can go to school,6 +156920,563,167,(Springfield Elementary School: ext. springfield elementary - playground - morning),653000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +156921,563,168,"Bart Simpson: Yo, this is tunnel tag. When you're tagged, you have to spread your legs and freeze.",653000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Yo, this is tunnel tag. When you're tagged, you have to spread your legs and freeze.",yo this is tunnel tag when youre tagged you have to spread your legs and freeze,16 +156922,563,169,Milhouse Van Houten: Guess I chose the wrong day to wear culottes.,657000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Guess I chose the wrong day to wear culottes.,guess i chose the wrong day to wear culottes,9 +156923,563,170,"Bart Simpson: Every day's the wrong day to wear culottes. (TAGS MILHOUSE) You're ""it""!",660000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Every day's the wrong day to wear culottes. You're ""it""!",every days the wrong day to wear culottes youre it,10 +156924,563,171,Homer Simpson: (WALKS UP ACTING 10 VOICE) Can I play?,667000,TRUE,2,3,Homer Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,Can I play?,can i play,3 +156925,563,172,"Bart Simpson: (TO SELF) Oh, God, no.",668000,TRUE,8,3,Bart Simpson,Springfield Elementary School,"Oh, God, no.",oh god no,3 +156926,563,173,"Nelson Muntz: If Milhouse can play, anyone can play!",673000,TRUE,101,3,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Elementary School,"If Milhouse can play, anyone can play!",if milhouse can play anyone can play,7 +156927,563,174,Milhouse Van Houten: (HAPPILY) Once again I'm the lower bound! You're it!,676000,TRUE,25,3,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Elementary School,Once again I'm the lower bound! You're it!,once again im the lower bound youre it,8 +156928,563,175,Gary Chalmers: Is that a grown man going between the children's legs?,681000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,Is that a grown man going between the children's legs?,is that a grown man going between the childrens legs,10 +156929,563,176,Seymour Skinner: There's nothing in the rule book against it.,685000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,There's nothing in the rule book against it.,theres nothing in the rule book against it,8 +156930,563,177,Gary Chalmers: It's on page one of the rule book!,687000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,It's on page one of the rule book!,its on page one of the rule book,8 +156931,563,178,Seymour Skinner: That's where I doodle.,690000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,That's where I doodle.,thats where i doodle,4 +156932,563,179,"Seymour Skinner: It's a comic strip I do called ""Bumble and Grumble."" Grumble likes to yell, but deep down he loves Bumble like a son.",691000,TRUE,3,3,Seymour Skinner,Springfield Elementary School,"It's a comic strip I do called ""Bumble and Grumble."" Grumble likes to yell, but deep down he loves Bumble like a son.",its a comic strip i do called bumble and grumble grumble likes to yell but deep down he loves bumble like a son,23 +156933,563,180,Gary Chalmers: No he doesn't.,698000,TRUE,1078,3,Gary Chalmers,Springfield Elementary School,No he doesn't.,no he doesnt,3 +156934,563,181,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),700000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156935,563,182,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) I'm beat.,700000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm beat.,im beat,2 +156936,563,183,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - that night),703000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156937,563,184,Homer Simpson: (YAWNS) Today was fun.,703000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Today was fun.,today was fun,3 +156938,563,185,"Bart Simpson: Yeah! Listen, Homer...do you ever think about what you want to do when you're grown up?",705000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Yeah! Listen, Homer...do you ever think about what you want to do when you're grown up?",yeah listen homerdo you ever think about what you want to do when youre grown up,16 +157035,563,282,Homer Simpson: (FURIOUS) Why you little--,1145000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Why you little--,why you little--,3 +156939,563,186,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) I'll eat in bed. Not just snacks, messy stuff like lasagna... (AFTER A BEAT) Oh, and TV would be on. Loud.",710000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"I'll eat in bed. Not just snacks, messy stuff like lasagna... Oh, and TV would be on. Loud.",ill eat in bed not just snacks messy stuff like lasagna oh and tv would be on loud,18 +156940,563,187,"Bart Simpson: Hey, would you ever wanna have a real job and a family?",718000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Hey, would you ever wanna have a real job and a family?",hey would you ever wanna have a real job and a family,12 +156941,563,188,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Pff. Wife? Three kids? Steady job? If I did, I'd secretly be very sad. You could tell by how much I would eat and drink and just sit on the couch.",721000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Pff. Wife? Three kids? Steady job? If I did, I'd secretly be very sad. You could tell by how much I would eat and drink and just sit on the couch.",pff wife three kids steady job if i did id secretly be very sad you could tell by how much i would eat and drink and just sit on the couch,31 +156942,563,189,Bart Simpson: (HUGE GASP),721000,FALSE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156943,563,190,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Yeah. Thank God that never happened.,727000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Yeah. Thank God that never happened.,yeah thank god that never happened,6 +156944,563,191,Bart Simpson: Wow. He doesn't want to be my Dad. He just wants to be a kid like me. Almost makes me not wanna prank him. Almost.,737000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Wow. He doesn't want to be my Dad. He just wants to be a kid like me. Almost makes me not wanna prank him. Almost.,wow he doesnt want to be my dad he just wants to be a kid like me almost makes me not wanna prank him almost,25 +156945,563,192,Homer Simpson: (TERRIFIED SNORING NOISES),737000,FALSE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156946,563,193,Bart Simpson: Touché.,753000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Touché.,touché,1 +156947,563,194,(Park: Ext. park - day),764000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +156948,563,195,"Bart Simpson: If you wedgie me, my friend (INDICATES HOMER) will beat you up.",764000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,"If you wedgie me, my friend will beat you up.",if you wedgie me my friend will beat you up,10 +156949,563,196,DOLPH: That's not your friend. It's your screwed-up dad.,767000,TRUE,146,50,DOLPH,Park,That's not your friend. It's your screwed-up dad.,thats not your friend its your screwed-up dad,8 +156950,563,197,"Jimbo Jones: Pretty sad, really.",770000,TRUE,144,50,Jimbo Jones,Park,"Pretty sad, really.",pretty sad really,3 +156951,563,198,Kearney Zzyzwicz: We'll leave you alone.,772000,TRUE,145,50,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Park,We'll leave you alone.,well leave you alone,4 +156952,563,199,"Bart Simpson: (ECSTATIC) You did it, Homer! You saved me from the bullies! You're the coolest kid I ever met.",774000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,"You did it, Homer! You saved me from the bullies! You're the coolest kid I ever met.",you did it homer you saved me from the bullies youre the coolest kid i ever met,17 +156953,563,200,"Milhouse Van Houten: (LOOKING NORMAL, NOT WEDGIED) What about me?",779000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,What about me?,what about me,3 +156954,563,201,Bart Simpson: You're in the top hundred.,781000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,You're in the top hundred.,youre in the top hundred,5 +156955,563,202,Milhouse Van Houten: Boo-yeah!,782000,TRUE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,Boo-yeah!,boo-yeah,1 +156956,563,203,Bart Simpson: Now you're not.,783000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,Now you're not.,now youre not,3 +156957,563,204,Milhouse Van Houten: (SAD NOISE),783000,FALSE,25,50,Milhouse Van Houten,Park,NA,NA,NA +156958,563,205,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night),813000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156959,563,206,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Lisa...,813000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Lisa...,lisa,1 +156960,563,207,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) ...your Ma says I should do something with you. Need some help with your homework?,813000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,...your Ma says I should do something with you. Need some help with your homework?,your ma says i should do something with you need some help with your homework,15 +156961,563,208,Lisa Simpson: I'm done.,819000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm done.,im done,2 +156962,563,209,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Wanna see me make a muscle?,820000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Wanna see me make a muscle?,wanna see me make a muscle,6 +156963,563,210,Lisa Simpson: (CONSIDERING NOISE) Not right now.,821000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Not right now.,not right now,3 +156964,563,211,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Well, that's everything I know that girls like.",823000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, that's everything I know that girls like.",well thats everything i know that girls like,8 +156965,563,212,"Lisa Simpson: Listen, Homer. I just want to take advantage of this opportunity to have you enjoy my saxophone with me.",826000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Listen, Homer. I just want to take advantage of this opportunity to have you enjoy my saxophone with me.",listen homer i just want to take advantage of this opportunity to have you enjoy my saxophone with me,19 +156966,563,213,Homer Simpson: Okay.,834000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Okay.,okay,1 +156967,563,214,(House: EXT. HOUSE - NIGHT),854000,FALSE,NA,133,NA,House,NA,NA,NA +156968,563,215,(Lisa's Bedroom: Int. Lisa's room - continuous),854000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156969,563,216,Homer Simpson: (IMITATES SAX) DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO (GOING HIGH) DOO-DOO-DOO D-DOO-DOO / DOO DOO DOO D-DOO-DOO (GOING LOW) DOO-DOO-DOO D-DOO D-DOO-DOO D-DOO DOO D-DOO DOO (ETC.),854000,TRUE,2,98,Homer Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO-DOO-DOO D-DOO-DOO / DOO DOO DOO D-DOO-DOO DOO-DOO-DOO D-DOO D-DOO-DOO D-DOO DOO D-DOO DOO,doo doo doo doo doo doo doo-doo-doo d-doo-doo doo doo doo d-doo-doo doo-doo-doo d-doo d-doo-doo d-doo doo d-doo doo,19 +156970,563,217,Carl Carlson: Thank God they pulled that other safety inspector out of retirement.,854000,TRUE,170,98,Carl Carlson,Lisa's Bedroom,Thank God they pulled that other safety inspector out of retirement.,thank god they pulled that other safety inspector out of retirement,11 +156971,563,218,(SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE: Ext. springfield FISHING HOLE - day),861000,FALSE,NA,4435,NA,SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE,NA,NA,NA +156972,563,219,"Homer Simpson: (STILL SINGING) D-DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! (ACTING 10 VOICE) Y'know, you're the closest thing I've ever had to a brother.",861000,TRUE,2,4435,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE,"D-DOO DOO DOO DOO DOO! Y'know, you're the closest thing I've ever had to a brother.",d-doo doo doo doo doo yknow youre the closest thing ive ever had to a brother,16 +156973,563,220,Bart Simpson: Me too. And you know what? I'm afraid you might... change back.,864000,TRUE,8,4435,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE,Me too. And you know what? I'm afraid you might... change back.,me too and you know what im afraid you might change back,12 +156974,563,221,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Change back to what?,869000,TRUE,2,4435,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE,Change back to what?,change back to what,4 +156975,563,222,Bart Simpson: (SIGHS) Look in the lake. Tell me what you see.,869000,TRUE,8,4435,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE,Look in the lake. Tell me what you see.,look in the lake tell me what you see,9 +156976,563,223,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Bloated corpse under the water. I'd say he's been there a few months at least. Interesting the way his lips move just like mine. Why do you ask?,872000,TRUE,2,4435,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE,Bloated corpse under the water. I'd say he's been there a few months at least. Interesting the way his lips move just like mine. Why do you ask?,bloated corpse under the water id say hes been there a few months at least interesting the way his lips move just like mine why do you ask,28 +156977,563,224,Bart Simpson: (LOOKS RELIEVED) No reason. Brother.,882000,TRUE,8,4435,Bart Simpson,SPRINGFIELD FISHING HOLE,No reason. Brother.,no reason brother,3 +156978,563,225,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - BACKYARD),899000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156979,563,226,Homer Simpson: (10-YEAR-OLD LAUGH),899000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156980,563,227,"Homer Simpson: (LAUGHS WITH WATER IN HIS NOSTRILS, THEN HACKING COUGH AS IF CHOKING ON WATER)",899000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156981,563,228,Bart Simpson: (BREATHING HARD NOISES),899000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156982,563,229,"Marge Simpson: (INTO PHONE) Chief, I hope this is the call I've been praying for.",899000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Chief, I hope this is the call I've been praying for.",chief i hope this is the call ive been praying for,11 +156983,563,230,Chief Wiggum: It is. We have captured Sven-Golly. Using a specially-dedicated anti-hypnosis squad.,902000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,It is. We have captured Sven-Golly. Using a specially-dedicated anti-hypnosis squad.,it is we have captured sven-golly using a specially-dedicated anti-hypnosis squad,11 +156984,563,231,"Marge Simpson: Well, bring him here now! I want my Homie back! (URGENT) I miss him and the things he did!",910000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, bring him here now! I want my Homie back! I miss him and the things he did!",well bring him here now i want my homie back i miss him and the things he did,18 +156985,563,232,(Lisa's Bedroom: int. lisa's room - moments later),917000,FALSE,NA,98,NA,Lisa's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +156986,563,233,"Bart Simpson: Lis, you know how Dad thinks he's a ten-year-old?",917000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Lis, you know how Dad thinks he's a ten-year-old?",lis you know how dad thinks hes a ten-year-old,9 +156987,563,234,"Lisa Simpson: I've been emotionally dealing with that all week. So, yes.",920000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"I've been emotionally dealing with that all week. So, yes.",ive been emotionally dealing with that all week so yes,10 +156988,563,235,"Bart Simpson: Well, now that hypnotist is gonna come back and snap him out of it!",922000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Well, now that hypnotist is gonna come back and snap him out of it!",well now that hypnotist is gonna come back and snap him out of it,14 +156989,563,236,"Lisa Simpson: Look, Dad had to get cured some time. There's nothing we can do about it.",926000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,"Look, Dad had to get cured some time. There's nothing we can do about it.",look dad had to get cured some time theres nothing we can do about it,15 +156990,563,237,Bart Simpson: (DRAMATIC) Or isn't there not?,930000,TRUE,8,98,Bart Simpson,Lisa's Bedroom,Or isn't there not?,or isnt there not,4 +156991,563,238,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - LATER),933000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +156992,563,239,"Chief Wiggum: All right, Sven-golly. You're gonna untangle this guy's noodle and that's it. No more hypnotizing anyone.",933000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"All right, Sven-golly. You're gonna untangle this guy's noodle and that's it. No more hypnotizing anyone.",all right sven-golly youre gonna untangle this guys noodle and thats it no more hypnotizing anyone,16 +156993,563,240,"SVEN-GOLLY: You have my word, Chief Kangaroo.",939000,TRUE,6719,5,SVEN-GOLLY,Simpson Home,"You have my word, Chief Kangaroo.",you have my word chief kangaroo,6 +156994,563,241,Chief Wiggum: Boing. Boing. Boing. Boing.,943000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,Boing. Boing. Boing. Boing.,boing boing boing boing,4 +156995,563,242,Marge Simpson: (GASPS) They've run away!,951000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,They've run away!,theyve run away,3 +156996,563,243,Chief Wiggum: (TO SVEN-GOLLY) Quick! Hypnotize me into... a competent policeman!,952000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,Quick! Hypnotize me into... a competent policeman!,quick hypnotize me into a competent policeman,7 +156997,563,244,SVEN-GOLLY: (DROLL) I'm good. I'm not that good. Haw-haw.,956000,TRUE,6719,5,SVEN-GOLLY,Simpson Home,I'm good. I'm not that good. Haw-haw.,im good im not that good haw-haw,7 +156998,563,245,(Itchy & Scratchy Land: Ext. Itchy & Scratchy Land - day),962000,FALSE,NA,1087,NA,Itchy & Scratchy Land,NA,NA,NA +156999,563,246,Bart Simpson: I wanted you to enjoy being a kid just a little longer.,962000,TRUE,8,1087,Bart Simpson,Itchy & Scratchy Land,I wanted you to enjoy being a kid just a little longer.,i wanted you to enjoy being a kid just a little longer,12 +157000,563,247,(SOARIN' OVER SPRINGFIELD RIDE: Ext. soarin' over springfield ride),965000,FALSE,NA,4436,NA,SOARIN' OVER SPRINGFIELD RIDE,NA,NA,NA +157001,563,248,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,965000,TRUE,2,4436,Homer Simpson,SOARIN' OVER SPRINGFIELD RIDE,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +157002,563,249,Homer Simpson: (COUGH),965000,FALSE,2,4436,Homer Simpson,SOARIN' OVER SPRINGFIELD RIDE,NA,NA,NA +157003,563,250,Krusty the Clown: I do it all myself!,981000,TRUE,139,4436,Krusty the Clown,SOARIN' OVER SPRINGFIELD RIDE,I do it all myself!,i do it all myself,5 +157004,563,251,"Usher: We've returned to Itchy and Scratchy Land, which means you'll have to pay again.",1006000,TRUE,149,4436,Usher,SOARIN' OVER SPRINGFIELD RIDE,"We've returned to Itchy and Scratchy Land, which means you'll have to pay again.",weve returned to itchy and scratchy land which means youll have to pay again,14 +157005,563,252,(Park: Ext. park - a little later),1012000,FALSE,NA,50,NA,Park,NA,NA,NA +157006,563,253,Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) What do we do next? What do we do next?,1012000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,What do we do next? What do we do next?,what do we do next what do we do next,10 +157007,563,254,Chief Wiggum: Homer Simpson!,1014000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,Homer Simpson!,homer simpson,2 +157008,563,255,Chief Wiggum: Your second childhood is over! You're going back to taking statins and paying FICA!,1016000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,Your second childhood is over! You're going back to taking statins and paying FICA!,your second childhood is over youre going back to taking statins and paying fica,14 +157009,563,256,Bart Simpson: No! You can't take him now! We've only been on two rides!,1021000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,No! You can't take him now! We've only been on two rides!,no you cant take him now weve only been on two rides,12 +157010,563,257,"Chief Wiggum: Hey, you should've used Fast Pass!",1024000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,"Hey, you should've used Fast Pass!",hey you shouldve used fast pass,6 +157011,563,258,Bart Simpson: Fast Pass can't solve everything!,1026000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,Fast Pass can't solve everything!,fast pass cant solve everything,5 +157012,563,259,Chief Wiggum: Spoken like a kid who's never lived in a non-Fast Pass world.,1028000,TRUE,71,50,Chief Wiggum,Park,Spoken like a kid who's never lived in a non-Fast Pass world.,spoken like a kid whos never lived in a non-fast pass world,12 +157013,563,260,"Marge Simpson: (MEANINGFUL) Homer, come here.",1033000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,"Homer, come here.",homer come here,3 +157014,563,261,"Homer Simpson: (ACTING 10 VOICE) Bye, Bart. Stay ten forever.",1044000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,"Bye, Bart. Stay ten forever.",bye bart stay ten forever,5 +157015,563,262,"Bart Simpson: Goodbye, friend.",1048000,TRUE,8,50,Bart Simpson,Park,"Goodbye, friend.",goodbye friend,2 +157016,563,263,"Marge Simpson: (MURMURS) Before you fix him... can you change one little thing? (WHISPERS) I'm embarrassed to ask this, but after we... snuggle, he always rolls over and goes to sleep and I'd rather... (MORE WHISPERED)",1052000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,"Before you fix him... can you change one little thing? I'm embarrassed to ask this, but after we... snuggle, he always rolls over and goes to sleep and I'd rather...",before you fix him can you change one little thing im embarrassed to ask this but after we snuggle he always rolls over and goes to sleep and id rather,30 +157017,563,264,SVEN-GOLLY: (SARCASTIC) That's the only thing you want changed? Everything else about him is perfect?,1055000,TRUE,6719,50,SVEN-GOLLY,Park,That's the only thing you want changed? Everything else about him is perfect?,thats the only thing you want changed everything else about him is perfect,13 +157018,563,265,Marge Simpson: Yes.,1072000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,Yes.,yes,1 +157019,563,266,"SVEN-GOLLY: Where were you when I was straight? All right, let's do this.",1073000,TRUE,6719,50,SVEN-GOLLY,Park,"Where were you when I was straight? All right, let's do this.",where were you when i was straight all right lets do this,12 +157020,563,267,SVEN-GOLLY: (CLAPPING HANDS) You are back!,1081000,TRUE,6719,50,SVEN-GOLLY,Park,You are back!,you are back,3 +157021,563,268,Homer Simpson: (STRESSED-OUT ADULT) - parked! I hate stack parking! Wait! Where am I? This isn't the circus! It's an amusement park! The furthest thing from a circus!,1081000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,- parked! I hate stack parking! Wait! Where am I? This isn't the circus! It's an amusement park! The furthest thing from a circus!,- parked i hate stack parking wait where am i this isnt the circus its an amusement park the furthest thing from a circus,24 +157022,563,269,"Marge Simpson: Well, here's what happened...",1091000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,"Well, here's what happened...",well heres what happened,4 +157023,563,270,"Homer Simpson: Marge, sweetie, I'm not gonna lie. I must have tied one on at Moe's. If you have it in your heart, could you forgive me and totally blame my friends?",1092000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,"Marge, sweetie, I'm not gonna lie. I must have tied one on at Moe's. If you have it in your heart, could you forgive me and totally blame my friends?",marge sweetie im not gonna lie i must have tied one on at moes if you have it in your heart could you forgive me and totally blame my friends,30 +157024,563,271,"Marge Simpson: (INTENSE) Homie, I've missed you!",1101000,TRUE,1,50,Marge Simpson,Park,"Homie, I've missed you!",homie ive missed you,4 +157025,563,272,Homer Simpson: Ooh! (CHUCKLES) I've missed you too. (KISSES HER BACK),1107000,TRUE,2,50,Homer Simpson,Park,Ooh! I've missed you too.,ooh ive missed you too,5 +157026,563,273,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - NIGHT - ESTABLISHING),1125000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157027,563,274,Homer Simpson: (WORLD-WEARY SIGH),1125000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157028,563,275,(Bart's Bedroom: int. bart's room - continuous),1125000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +157029,563,276,Homer Simpson: What the? Lasagna in bed?!,1125000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,What the? Lasagna in bed?!,what the lasagna in bed,5 +157030,563,277,Bart Simpson: Recommended by a kid I used to know.,1128000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Recommended by a kid I used to know.,recommended by a kid i used to know,8 +157031,563,278,"Homer Simpson: (THINKS, THEN:) Y'know, I used to have this friend... I told him all my dreams. Really, really great kid.",1130000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Y'know, I used to have this friend... I told him all my dreams. Really, really great kid.",yknow i used to have this friend i told him all my dreams really really great kid,17 +157032,563,279,Bart Simpson: (TOUCHED) You think so?,1137000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,You think so?,you think so,3 +157033,563,280,Homer Simpson: The best. Wonder what ever happened to him.,1138000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,The best. Wonder what ever happened to him.,the best wonder what ever happened to him,8 +157034,563,281,Bart Simpson: Well... maybe you sat on him and he was never seen again.,1141000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Well... maybe you sat on him and he was never seen again.,well maybe you sat on him and he was never seen again,12 +157036,563,283,"Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE) You know, boy, I'm not sure I can strangle you anymore. I'm gonna try something new.",1147000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"You know, boy, I'm not sure I can strangle you anymore. I'm gonna try something new.",you know boy im not sure i can strangle you anymore im gonna try something new,16 +157037,563,284,"Homer Simpson: (WARMLY) What do you say, boy? Wanna split the lasagna?",1154000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"What do you say, boy? Wanna split the lasagna?",what do you say boy wanna split the lasagna,9 +157038,563,285,Bart Simpson: Get lost.,1157000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Get lost.,get lost,2 +157039,563,286,Homer Simpson: (RISING ANGER) Why you little...?!,1157000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Why you little...?!,why you little,3 +157040,563,287,(Master Bedroom: Int. master bedroom - a little later),1162000,FALSE,NA,46,NA,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +157041,563,288,"Marge Simpson: Oh, so good to have you back.",1162000,TRUE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,"Oh, so good to have you back.",oh so good to have you back,7 +157042,563,289,Homer Simpson: (YAWNS) It's good to be back. (YAWNS),1167000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,It's good to be back.,its good to be back,5 +157043,563,290,Marge Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED MURMUR),1167000,FALSE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +157044,563,291,Homer Simpson: Can we cuddle for a little while?,1172000,TRUE,2,46,Homer Simpson,Master Bedroom,Can we cuddle for a little while?,can we cuddle for a little while,7 +157045,563,292,"Marge Simpson: (GASPS, LOOKS UP) Thank you, Sven-Golly. (TO HOMER) I knitted us a blanket.",1175000,TRUE,1,46,Marge Simpson,Master Bedroom,"Thank you, Sven-Golly. I knitted us a blanket.",thank you sven-golly i knitted us a blanket,8 +157046,563,293,(Springfield Police Station: Ext. Springfield police station - day),1188000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +157047,563,294,Lou: Confined him for life--,1188000,TRUE,91,192,Lou,Springfield Police Station,Confined him for life--,confined him for life--,4 +157048,563,295,(SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL: Int. subterranean glass cell - continuous),1199000,FALSE,NA,4437,NA,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,NA,NA,NA +157049,563,296,Chief Wiggum: Check and mate.,1199000,TRUE,71,4437,Chief Wiggum,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,Check and mate.,check and mate,3 +157050,563,297,"SVEN-GOLLY: Once again, you're too smart for me, my friend.",1201000,TRUE,6719,4437,SVEN-GOLLY,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,"Once again, you're too smart for me, my friend.",once again youre too smart for me my friend,9 +157051,563,298,Chief Wiggum: (NODS) That's why I'm the master hypnotist and you're the bumbling Police Chief.,1204000,TRUE,71,4437,Chief Wiggum,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,That's why I'm the master hypnotist and you're the bumbling Police Chief.,thats why im the master hypnotist and youre the bumbling police chief,12 +157052,563,299,"SVEN-GOLLY: Exactly so, Sven-Golly. Exactly so.",1208000,TRUE,6719,4437,SVEN-GOLLY,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,"Exactly so, Sven-Golly. Exactly so.",exactly so sven-golly exactly so,5 +157053,563,300,Chief Wiggum: See you tomorrow?,1214000,TRUE,71,4437,Chief Wiggum,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,See you tomorrow?,see you tomorrow,3 +157054,563,301,"SVEN-GOLLY: Yes uh I, might be a little late.",1214000,TRUE,6719,4437,SVEN-GOLLY,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,"Yes uh I, might be a little late.",yes uh i might be a little late,8 +157055,563,302,Chief Wiggum: That Chief Wiggum. What a dope. (CHUCKLES),1219000,TRUE,71,4437,Chief Wiggum,SUBTERRANEAN GLASS CELL,That Chief Wiggum. What a dope.,that chief wiggum what a dope,6 +157056,563,303,(SUBTERRANEAN CELL: Int. subterranean cell - day),1227000,FALSE,NA,4438,NA,SUBTERRANEAN CELL,NA,NA,NA +157057,563,304,Chief Wiggum: Loki?!,1227000,TRUE,71,4438,Chief Wiggum,SUBTERRANEAN CELL,Loki?!,loki,1 +157058,564,0,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - backyard - day - establishing),3000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157059,564,1,Lisa Simpson: Whoa! Looks like our bird house is benefitting from positive word of beak. (SMALL CHUCKLE),3000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Whoa! Looks like our bird house is benefitting from positive word of beak.,whoa looks like our bird house is benefitting from positive word of beak,13 +157060,564,2,Lisa Simpson: (GASP) A bald eagle!,3000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,A bald eagle!,a bald eagle,3 +157061,564,3,Homer Simpson: (COMPARING EAGLE ON QUARTER WITH EAGLE IN SKY) It is!,29000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,It is!,it is,2 +157062,564,4,"Marge Simpson: (WALKS UP, UNCOMFORTABLE) Maybe he's giving those little baby birds some food.",33000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Maybe he's giving those little baby birds some food.,maybe hes giving those little baby birds some food,9 +157063,564,5,"Lisa Simpson: (LOUD SCREAM, STEPS BACK)",33000,FALSE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157064,564,6,"Marge Simpson: Homer, quick! Get your shooing broom!",42000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Homer, quick! Get your shooing broom!",homer quick get your shooing broom,6 +157065,564,7,"Homer Simpson: Marge, an eagle is our country's mascot. Fighting him is like kicking George Washington in his wooden nuts!",44000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, an eagle is our country's mascot. Fighting him is like kicking George Washington in his wooden nuts!",marge an eagle is our countrys mascot fighting him is like kicking george washington in his wooden nuts,18 +157066,564,8,"Homer Simpson: This means war! Boy, bring my toupee!",60000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"This means war! Boy, bring my toupee!",this means war boy bring my toupee,7 +157067,564,9,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Go ahead, boy.",67000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Go ahead, boy.",go ahead boy,3 +157068,564,10,Milhouse Van Houten: It's working! It's definitely working!,71000,TRUE,25,5,Milhouse Van Houten,Simpson Home,It's working! It's definitely working!,its working its definitely working,5 +157069,564,11,Bart Simpson: For once we're finally gonna catch that mouse!,76000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,For once we're finally gonna catch that mouse!,for once were finally gonna catch that mouse,8 +157070,564,12,Bart Simpson: Gotcha!,79000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Gotcha!,gotcha,1 +157162,564,104,"Homer Simpson: Uh, Pittsburgh thirty-five, Dallas thirty-one!",440000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Uh, Pittsburgh thirty-five, Dallas thirty-one!",uh pittsburgh thirty-five dallas thirty-one,5 +157071,564,13,"Homer Simpson: Ha-ha! Stupid eagle! It wasn't the mouse we were after, it was you! Marge! Preheat the oven!",81000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ha-ha! Stupid eagle! It wasn't the mouse we were after, it was you! Marge! Preheat the oven!",ha-ha stupid eagle it wasnt the mouse we were after it was you marge preheat the oven,17 +157072,564,14,(KITCHEN: Int. kitchen - continuous),93000,FALSE,NA,6,NA,KITCHEN,NA,NA,NA +157073,564,15,(Bart's Bedroom: Int. Bart's Bedroom - continuous),93000,FALSE,NA,43,NA,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +157074,564,16,Homer Simpson: You-- get-- out!,93000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,You-- get-- out!,you-- get-- out,3 +157075,564,17,"Homer Simpson: I've got him cornered, boy! Bag him up!",93000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"I've got him cornered, boy! Bag him up!",ive got him cornered boy bag him up,8 +157076,564,18,Homer Simpson: (LUNGING NOISES/SQUAWKS),93000,FALSE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +157077,564,19,"Homer Simpson: (LAUGHS) Not so majestic in a trash bag, are ya?!",103000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Not so majestic in a trash bag, are ya?!",not so majestic in a trash bag are ya,9 +157078,564,20,Homer Simpson: Oopsie.,105000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Oopsie.,oopsie,1 +157079,564,21,Homer Simpson: (TO EAGLE) Seems almost a shame I'm gonna have to bang you against a wall till you die.,109000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Seems almost a shame I'm gonna have to bang you against a wall till you die.,seems almost a shame im gonna have to bang you against a wall till you die,16 +157080,564,22,Lisa Simpson: No! Let's take the eagle to Shelbyville Animal Rescue. Where you took that injured hummingbird you found on the front lawn.,109000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,No! Let's take the eagle to Shelbyville Animal Rescue. Where you took that injured hummingbird you found on the front lawn.,no lets take the eagle to shelbyville animal rescue where you took that injured hummingbird you found on the front lawn,21 +157081,564,23,Homer Simpson: Um...,122000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Um...,um,1 +157082,564,24,"Lisa Simpson: Or, maybe we can nurse him back to health and set him free in the wild.",124000,TRUE,9,43,Lisa Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Or, maybe we can nurse him back to health and set him free in the wild.",or maybe we can nurse him back to health and set him free in the wild,16 +157083,564,25,"Homer Simpson: Okay. Bart, think of a name. Make it great. (VERY ENTHUSED) Insanely, unbelievably great!",128000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,"Okay. Bart, think of a name. Make it great. Insanely, unbelievably great!",okay bart think of a name make it great insanely unbelievably great,12 +157084,564,26,Bart Simpson: Squawky?,134000,TRUE,8,43,Bart Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Squawky?,squawky,1 +157085,564,27,Homer Simpson: Perfect! Just like when we let you name Maggie.,135000,TRUE,2,43,Homer Simpson,Bart's Bedroom,Perfect! Just like when we let you name Maggie.,perfect just like when we let you name maggie,9 +157086,564,28,(Backyard: ext. back yard - day),142000,FALSE,NA,57,NA,Backyard,NA,NA,NA +157087,564,29,"Bart Simpson: Squawky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.",142000,TRUE,8,57,Bart Simpson,Backyard,"Squawky, until I met you, I never thought I could love something bald.",squawky until i met you i never thought i could love something bald,13 +157088,564,30,Homer Simpson: Bye!,148000,TRUE,2,57,Homer Simpson,Backyard,Bye!,bye,1 +157089,564,31,Marge Simpson: We love you!,149000,TRUE,1,57,Marge Simpson,Backyard,We love you!,we love you,3 +157090,564,32,Bart Simpson: (GASP),149000,FALSE,8,57,Bart Simpson,Backyard,NA,NA,NA +157091,564,33,"Homer Simpson: Oh my God! Brace yourselves, family. We're about to meet a being with intelligence far beyond ours. Boy, get me my baseball bat.",161000,TRUE,2,57,Homer Simpson,Backyard,"Oh my God! Brace yourselves, family. We're about to meet a being with intelligence far beyond ours. Boy, get me my baseball bat.",oh my god brace yourselves family were about to meet a being with intelligence far beyond ours boy get me my baseball bat,23 +157092,564,34,ELON MUSK: Hello. I'm Elon Musk.,172000,TRUE,6720,57,ELON MUSK,Backyard,Hello. I'm Elon Musk.,hello im elon musk,4 +157093,564,35,Homer Simpson: Die!,174000,TRUE,2,57,Homer Simpson,Backyard,Die!,die,1 +157094,564,36,ELON MUSK: What the?!,174000,TRUE,6720,57,ELON MUSK,Backyard,What the?!,what the,2 +157095,564,37,Lisa Simpson: Dad no! Elon Musk is possibly the greatest living inventor!,175000,TRUE,9,57,Lisa Simpson,Backyard,Dad no! Elon Musk is possibly the greatest living inventor!,dad no elon musk is possibly the greatest living inventor,10 +157096,564,38,"Homer Simpson: You're the guy who put wheels on luggage? Oh, bless you! Bless you!",180000,TRUE,2,57,Homer Simpson,Backyard,"You're the guy who put wheels on luggage? Oh, bless you! Bless you!",youre the guy who put wheels on luggage oh bless you bless you,13 +157097,564,39,ELON MUSK: I'm... I'm not that guy.,187000,TRUE,6720,57,ELON MUSK,Backyard,I'm... I'm not that guy.,im im not that guy,5 +157098,564,40,Lisa Simpson: His company perfected electric cars and then gave away the patents! He changed the way Hollywood drives!,189000,TRUE,9,57,Lisa Simpson,Backyard,His company perfected electric cars and then gave away the patents! He changed the way Hollywood drives!,his company perfected electric cars and then gave away the patents he changed the way hollywood drives,17 +157099,564,41,"Homer Simpson: (PROUD) And now he's landed in our yard, on my son's bike and on our mailman's leg.",195000,TRUE,2,57,Homer Simpson,Backyard,"And now he's landed in our yard, on my son's bike and on our mailman's leg.",and now hes landed in our yard on my sons bike and on our mailmans leg,16 +157100,564,42,Mailman: (THRILLED) Honey! Guess who crushed me? I'll give you a hint... his first name is Elon. (NODS HAPPILY) That's right!,201000,TRUE,931,57,Mailman,Backyard,Honey! Guess who crushed me? I'll give you a hint... his first name is Elon. That's right!,honey guess who crushed me ill give you a hint his first name is elon thats right,17 +157101,564,43,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - KITCHEN - later),209000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157102,564,44,"Marge Simpson: So what brings you to Springfield, Mr. Musk?",209000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"So what brings you to Springfield, Mr. Musk?",so what brings you to springfield mr musk,8 +157255,564,197,C. Montgomery Burns: Of course.,806000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Of course.,of course,2 +157103,564,45,"ELON MUSK: What did bring me to Springfield? Well, to start with, I'm an idea man. It's my raison d'être.",211000,TRUE,6720,5,ELON MUSK,Simpson Home,"What did bring me to Springfield? Well, to start with, I'm an idea man. It's my raison d'être.",what did bring me to springfield well to start with im an idea man its my raison dêtre,18 +157104,564,46,"Homer Simpson: Mmm, raisin detra.",216000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mmm, raisin detra.",mmm raisin detra,3 +157105,564,47,ELON MUSK: I've hit a dry patch. I'm blocked.,223000,TRUE,6720,5,ELON MUSK,Simpson Home,I've hit a dry patch. I'm blocked.,ive hit a dry patch im blocked,7 +157106,564,48,"ELON MUSK: In my personal drought, I'm traveling the country, quietly by spaceship, looking for... inspiration.",225000,TRUE,6720,5,ELON MUSK,Simpson Home,"In my personal drought, I'm traveling the country, quietly by spaceship, looking for... inspiration.",in my personal drought im traveling the country quietly by spaceship looking for inspiration,14 +157107,564,49,"Lisa Simpson: That's so sad. Maybe we're the same, two lost ships in the intellectual sea, each of whom could inspire the other to...",231000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"That's so sad. Maybe we're the same, two lost ships in the intellectual sea, each of whom could inspire the other to...",thats so sad maybe were the same two lost ships in the intellectual sea each of whom could inspire the other to,22 +157108,564,50,"Homer Simpson: (INTERRUPTING) Hey Elon, if you're interested, you could come to the nuclear plant where I work tomorrow.",238000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hey Elon, if you're interested, you could come to the nuclear plant where I work tomorrow.",hey elon if youre interested you could come to the nuclear plant where i work tomorrow,16 +157109,564,51,ELON: (ENTHUSED) I am! And I will!,242000,TRUE,6721,5,ELON,Simpson Home,I am! And I will!,i am and i will,5 +157110,564,52,"Homer Simpson: Great. And if anyone asks where I am, just cover for me.",243000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Great. And if anyone asks where I am, just cover for me.",great and if anyone asks where i am just cover for me,12 +157111,564,53,Marge Simpson: Homer!,247000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer!,homer,1 +157112,564,54,"Homer Simpson: Fine. We'll both go. And if anybody asks you something you don't understand, just say, ""protons.""",247000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine. We'll both go. And if anybody asks you something you don't understand, just say, ""protons.""",fine well both go and if anybody asks you something you dont understand just say protons,16 +157113,564,55,(Homer's Car: Int. HOMER'S CAR - morning),259000,FALSE,NA,29,NA,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +157114,564,56,Homer Simpson: So do you get satellite radio cheaper in space?,259000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,So do you get satellite radio cheaper in space?,so do you get satellite radio cheaper in space,9 +157115,564,57,"ELON MUSK: Homer, if we're gonna carpool together, there's one thing you have to know.",262000,TRUE,6720,29,ELON MUSK,Homer's Car,"Homer, if we're gonna carpool together, there's one thing you have to know.",homer if were gonna carpool together theres one thing you have to know,13 +157116,564,58,"Homer Simpson: ""Ass, gas or grass, no one rides for free."" It's as old as the Bible.",265000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"""Ass, gas or grass, no one rides for free."" It's as old as the Bible.",ass gas or grass no one rides for free its as old as the bible,15 +157117,564,59,"ELON MUSK: No, it's that I don't talk to anyone unless they provide the mental stimulation I seek.",270000,TRUE,6720,29,ELON MUSK,Homer's Car,"No, it's that I don't talk to anyone unless they provide the mental stimulation I seek.",no its that i dont talk to anyone unless they provide the mental stimulation i seek,16 +157118,564,60,Homer Simpson: Ditto.,274000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Ditto.,ditto,1 +157119,564,61,"Lisa Simpson: (SMALL LAUGH) Hi, I didn't want to miss one more chance to spend time with Mr. Musk. (TURNS TO MUSK) It is such an honor.",277000,TRUE,9,29,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Car,"Hi, I didn't want to miss one more chance to spend time with Mr. Musk. It is such an honor.",hi i didnt want to miss one more chance to spend time with mr musk it is such an honor,20 +157120,564,62,Lisa Simpson: He is. And may I save that paper?,284000,TRUE,9,29,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Car,He is. And may I save that paper?,he is and may i save that paper,8 +157121,564,63,"Lisa Simpson: No ideas? Oh, that's sad.",291000,TRUE,9,29,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Car,"No ideas? Oh, that's sad.",no ideas oh thats sad,5 +157122,564,64,Lisa Simpson: That's even worse!,299000,TRUE,9,29,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Car,That's even worse!,thats even worse,3 +157123,564,65,Lisa Simpson: (HORRIFIED GASP),299000,FALSE,9,29,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +157124,564,66,"Homer Simpson: Aw, man, I wish those were white meatballs.",314000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Aw, man, I wish those were white meatballs.",aw man i wish those were white meatballs,8 +157125,564,67,"ELON MUSK: Oh wow! That's an idea! White meatballs. Synthetic meat that you can print from your printer. Say something else. Please, now!",321000,TRUE,6720,29,ELON MUSK,Homer's Car,"Oh wow! That's an idea! White meatballs. Synthetic meat that you can print from your printer. Say something else. Please, now!",oh wow thats an idea white meatballs synthetic meat that you can print from your printer say something else please now,21 +157126,564,68,"Homer Simpson: Uh... don't tase me, bro. Chocolate rain!",327000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,"Uh... don't tase me, bro. Chocolate rain!",uh dont tase me bro chocolate rain,7 +157127,564,69,"ELON MUSK: Tase... bro... chocolate rain. Use electroplating to remove metal ions from rainwater, making it suitable for drinking!",331000,TRUE,6720,29,ELON MUSK,Homer's Car,"Tase... bro... chocolate rain. Use electroplating to remove metal ions from rainwater, making it suitable for drinking!",tase bro chocolate rain use electroplating to remove metal ions from rainwater making it suitable for drinking,17 +157128,564,70,Homer Simpson: What about the chocolate?,336000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,What about the chocolate?,what about the chocolate,4 +157129,564,71,ELON MUSK: We'll make the device a soothing chocolate color. Brilliant!,337000,TRUE,6720,29,ELON MUSK,Homer's Car,We'll make the device a soothing chocolate color. Brilliant!,well make the device a soothing chocolate color brilliant,9 +157163,564,105,"ELON MUSK: Pittsburgh Steel... Dallas cowboys... robotic cattle herding! Thank you, Homer.",445000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,"Pittsburgh Steel... Dallas cowboys... robotic cattle herding! Thank you, Homer.",pittsburgh steel dallas cowboys robotic cattle herding thank you homer,10 +157130,564,72,"Lisa Simpson: He's taking your Homer-isms and turning them into his own great ideas! This is the most inspirational moment of my life, but, unfortunately, this is my stop.",340000,TRUE,9,29,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Car,"He's taking your Homer-isms and turning them into his own great ideas! This is the most inspirational moment of my life, but, unfortunately, this is my stop.",hes taking your homer-isms and turning them into his own great ideas this is the most inspirational moment of my life but unfortunately this is my stop,27 +157131,564,73,Lisa Simpson: Bye!,350000,TRUE,9,29,Lisa Simpson,Homer's Car,Bye!,bye,1 +157132,564,74,"ELON MUSK: Well, come on, keep throwing things at me.",352000,TRUE,6720,29,ELON MUSK,Homer's Car,"Well, come on, keep throwing things at me.",well come on keep throwing things at me,8 +157133,564,75,Homer Simpson: Um...,354000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Um...,um,1 +157134,564,76,ELON MUSK: Oh! This is a break! We're-- we're taking a break!,354000,TRUE,6720,29,ELON MUSK,Homer's Car,Oh! This is a break! We're-- we're taking a break!,oh this is a break were-- were taking a break,10 +157135,564,77,Homer Simpson: I gotcha!,362000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,I gotcha!,i gotcha,2 +157136,564,78,ELON MUSK: You're fun!,363000,TRUE,6720,29,ELON MUSK,Homer's Car,You're fun!,youre fun,2 +157137,564,79,Homer Simpson: Well duh!,363000,TRUE,2,29,Homer Simpson,Homer's Car,Well duh!,well duh,2 +157138,564,80,"Chief Wiggum: Why don't we have fun like that, Lou?",366000,TRUE,71,29,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Car,"Why don't we have fun like that, Lou?",why dont we have fun like that lou,8 +157139,564,81,Chief Wiggum: (PANICKED NOISES),366000,FALSE,71,29,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Car,NA,NA,NA +157140,564,82,"Lou: (PAINED NOISE) Chief, did anyone ever tell you there's a safety on that gun?",371000,TRUE,91,29,Lou,Homer's Car,"Chief, did anyone ever tell you there's a safety on that gun?",chief did anyone ever tell you theres a safety on that gun,12 +157141,564,83,Chief Wiggum: You mean this thing?,375000,TRUE,71,29,Chief Wiggum,Homer's Car,You mean this thing?,you mean this thing,4 +157142,564,84,Lou: That's the trigger.,376000,TRUE,91,29,Lou,Homer's Car,That's the trigger.,thats the trigger,3 +157143,564,85,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. Nuclear plant - establishing - day),380000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157144,564,86,(PLANT: Int. plant - continuous),380000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +157145,564,87,"ELON MUSK: What are you writing? Share, buddy.",380000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,"What are you writing? Share, buddy.",what are you writing share buddy,6 +157146,564,88,"Homer Simpson: Suggestion for the ""suggestion box.""",382000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Suggestion for the ""suggestion box.""",suggestion for the suggestion box,5 +157147,564,89,ELON MUSK: Can anyone make a suggestion?,384000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,Can anyone make a suggestion?,can anyone make a suggestion,5 +157148,564,90,"Homer Simpson: Be my guest, but I seriously doubt the old man ever reads 'em.",385000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Be my guest, but I seriously doubt the old man ever reads 'em.",be my guest but i seriously doubt the old man ever reads em,13 +157149,564,91,(Burns's Office: int. burns' office - a little later),388000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +157150,564,92,"C. Montgomery Burns: (WRITING) Suggestion eight thousand, four thirty-two: Nix!",388000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"Suggestion eight thousand, four thirty-two: Nix!",suggestion eight thousand four thirty-two nix,6 +157151,564,93,C. Montgomery Burns: Technically an order...not a suggestion.,395000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Technically an order...not a suggestion.,technically an ordernot a suggestion,5 +157152,564,94,"C. Montgomery Burns: ""Installing an M.H.D. Generator would allow the plant to operate at a higher temperature without the tyranny of moving parts. Using conducting plasma as the moving conductor...""",398000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Installing an M.H.D. Generator would allow the plant to operate at a higher temperature without the tyranny of moving parts. Using conducting plasma as the moving conductor...,installing an mhd generator would allow the plant to operate at a higher temperature without the tyranny of moving parts using conducting plasma as the moving conductor,27 +157153,564,95,"C. Montgomery Burns: Excellent! Clearly the work of Lenny. That's the white one, right?",407000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"Excellent! Clearly the work of Lenny. That's the white one, right?",excellent clearly the work of lenny thats the white one right,11 +157154,564,96,(PLANT: Int. plant - a little Later),412000,FALSE,NA,11,NA,PLANT,NA,NA,NA +157155,564,97,Waylon Smithers: Is this your suggestion?,412000,TRUE,14,11,Waylon Smithers,PLANT,Is this your suggestion?,is this your suggestion,4 +157156,564,98,"Lenny Leonard: No, no. Mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers. Also, water in the decontamination showers!",414000,TRUE,165,11,Lenny Leonard,PLANT,"No, no. Mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers. Also, water in the decontamination showers!",no no mine was rubber mats in the decontamination showers also water in the decontamination showers,16 +157157,564,99,C. Montgomery Burns: Never!,419000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,Never!,never,1 +157158,564,100,"Waylon Smithers: Good Lord! Sir, you know who that is. The man who's revolutionized the car industry.",421000,TRUE,14,11,Waylon Smithers,PLANT,"Good Lord! Sir, you know who that is. The man who's revolutionized the car industry.",good lord sir you know who that is the man whos revolutionized the car industry,15 +157159,564,101,C. Montgomery Burns: (TO MUSK) Henry Ford! Good to see you. As healthy and vibrant as Detroit itself.,426000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,Henry Ford! Good to see you. As healthy and vibrant as Detroit itself.,henry ford good to see you as healthy and vibrant as detroit itself,13 +157160,564,102,"Waylon Smithers: No, sir. (GESTURES) This is Elon Musk. For some reason he's sharing a console with Homer Simpson.",431000,TRUE,14,11,Waylon Smithers,PLANT,"No, sir. This is Elon Musk. For some reason he's sharing a console with Homer Simpson.",no sir this is elon musk for some reason hes sharing a console with homer simpson,16 +157161,564,103,ELON MUSK: His mind is as rich as an Italian wedding soup. Homer! What are you thinking now?,435000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,His mind is as rich as an Italian wedding soup. Homer! What are you thinking now?,his mind is as rich as an italian wedding soup homer what are you thinking now,16 +157164,564,106,"ELON MUSK: Sorry, that's something I'm working on so that I don't have to display facial expressions.",451000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,"Sorry, that's something I'm working on so that I don't have to display facial expressions.",sorry thats something im working on so that i dont have to display facial expressions,15 +157165,564,107,"C. Montgomery Burns: Young man, I look at you and I see myself.",456000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,"Young man, I look at you and I see myself.",young man i look at you and i see myself,10 +157166,564,108,C. Montgomery Burns: How much would you charge to work for me?,460000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,How much would you charge to work for me?,how much would you charge to work for me,9 +157167,564,109,ELON MUSK: I don't care about the money. The whole monetary system is just a series of interconnected heterogeneous data bases.,462000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,I don't care about the money. The whole monetary system is just a series of interconnected heterogeneous data bases.,i dont care about the money the whole monetary system is just a series of interconnected heterogeneous data bases,19 +157168,564,110,C. Montgomery Burns: Could you... repeat that first part?,467000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,Could you... repeat that first part?,could you repeat that first part,6 +157169,564,111,ELON MUSK: I don't care about the money?,470000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,I don't care about the money?,i dont care about the money,6 +157170,564,112,"C. Montgomery Burns: (ENTHUSED) Once more, with feeling!",471000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,"Once more, with feeling!",once more with feeling,4 +157171,564,113,ELON MUSK: I don't care about the money!,472000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,I don't care about the money!,i dont care about the money,6 +157172,564,114,"C. Montgomery Burns: Now, let me feel the vibrations of your lips!",473000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,"Now, let me feel the vibrations of your lips!",now let me feel the vibrations of your lips,9 +157173,564,115,ELON MUSK: (BURNS PUTS HIS FINGERS ON HIS LIPS) I-don't-care-about-the-money. And-I-want-you-to-get-your-fingers-out-of-my-mouth.,476000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,I-don't-care-about-the-money. And-I-want-you-to-get-your-fingers-out-of-my-mouth.,i-dont-care-about-the-money and-i-want-you-to-get-your-fingers-out-of-my-mouth,2 +157174,564,116,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, there's something strange in his mouth.",479000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,"Smithers, there's something strange in his mouth.",smithers theres something strange in his mouth,7 +157175,564,117,Waylon Smithers: It's called moisture.,482000,TRUE,14,11,Waylon Smithers,PLANT,It's called moisture.,its called moisture,3 +157176,564,118,"C. Montgomery Burns: Hm, I see.",484000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,"Hm, I see.",hm i see,3 +157177,564,119,"C. Montgomery Burns: Okay, Musk. What do you propose?",486000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,"Okay, Musk. What do you propose?",okay musk what do you propose,6 +157178,564,120,"ELON MUSK: Well, you'll need to increase the capacity of your plant. You cover the costs, you get a hundred percent of the profits.",488000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,"Well, you'll need to increase the capacity of your plant. You cover the costs, you get a hundred percent of the profits.",well youll need to increase the capacity of your plant you cover the costs you get a hundred percent of the profits,22 +157179,564,121,"Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) Careful, Elon. He's not as kindly as he appears.",492000,TRUE,2,11,Homer Simpson,PLANT,"Careful, Elon. He's not as kindly as he appears.",careful elon hes not as kindly as he appears,9 +157180,564,122,"ELON MUSK: Now, Burns, what if everything in town not powered by electricity were powered by electricity. The electricity you sell them. Imagine that.",497000,TRUE,6720,11,ELON MUSK,PLANT,"Now, Burns, what if everything in town not powered by electricity were powered by electricity. The electricity you sell them. Imagine that.",now burns what if everything in town not powered by electricity were powered by electricity the electricity you sell them imagine that,22 +157181,564,123,"C. Montgomery Burns: (VERY EXCITED, BREATHES HEAVILY, THEN:) My doctor says I'm not allowed to imagine. So I hired someone to do it for me.",504000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,My doctor says I'm not allowed to imagine. So I hired someone to do it for me.,my doctor says im not allowed to imagine so i hired someone to do it for me,17 +157182,564,124,Waylon Smithers: (INTO RADIO) Send in the imaginer.,509000,TRUE,14,11,Waylon Smithers,PLANT,Send in the imaginer.,send in the imaginer,4 +157183,564,125,"IMAGINER: (EXUBERANT) Oh, that's fabulous! Oh, my goodness. I can see everything!",515000,TRUE,6722,11,IMAGINER,PLANT,"Oh, that's fabulous! Oh, my goodness. I can see everything!",oh thats fabulous oh my goodness i can see everything,10 +157184,564,126,C. Montgomery Burns: (IMPRESSED) I'm in!,519000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,I'm in!,im in,2 +157185,564,127,"IMAGINER: Oh, by the way, Mr. Burns, I haven't been paid in a while.",520000,TRUE,6722,11,IMAGINER,PLANT,"Oh, by the way, Mr. Burns, I haven't been paid in a while.",oh by the way mr burns i havent been paid in a while,13 +157186,564,128,C. Montgomery Burns: Here you go. Imagine.,523000,TRUE,15,11,C. Montgomery Burns,PLANT,Here you go. Imagine.,here you go imagine,4 +157187,564,129,"IMAGINER: Ooh, Swiss francs! Time to take my wife for a night on the town!",525000,TRUE,6722,11,IMAGINER,PLANT,"Ooh, Swiss francs! Time to take my wife for a night on the town!",ooh swiss francs time to take my wife for a night on the town,14 +157188,564,130,IMAGINER: (REALIZING HE'S BEEN HAD) Hey wait a minute!,531000,TRUE,6722,11,IMAGINER,PLANT,Hey wait a minute!,hey wait a minute,4 +157189,564,131,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Nuclear plant - cooling towers - day - lunchtime),535000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157190,564,132,Homer Simpson: So... what kind of lunch do you pack?,535000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,So... what kind of lunch do you pack?,so what kind of lunch do you pack,8 +157191,564,133,"Homer Simpson: Wow. Elon, you're like Willie Wonka without the underpaid munchkins.",539000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wow. Elon, you're like Willie Wonka without the underpaid munchkins.",wow elon youre like willie wonka without the underpaid munchkins,10 +157192,564,134,"Homer Simpson: Uh, I'd like to offer you something... but all I've got is coffee... with cream!",547000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Uh, I'd like to offer you something... but all I've got is coffee... with cream!",uh id like to offer you something but all ive got is coffee with cream,15 +157193,564,135,"Homer Simpson: Come on, I want cream! Give it up! (STRUGGLES, THEN ANNOYED GRUNT) cream and sugar are one thing too many!",553000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Come on, I want cream! Give it up! cream and sugar are one thing too many!",come on i want cream give it up cream and sugar are one thing too many,16 +157194,564,136,ELON MUSK: (INSPIRED) Exactly! Exactly! What if we make the cream cup out of sugar so it dissolves in the coffee?,564000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Exactly! Exactly! What if we make the cream cup out of sugar so it dissolves in the coffee?,exactly exactly what if we make the cream cup out of sugar so it dissolves in the coffee,18 +157195,564,137,"Homer Simpson: Wow. Wow. Between your genius and my nothing, we make a great team. Come on, give me a hug.",569000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wow. Wow. Between your genius and my nothing, we make a great team. Come on, give me a hug.",wow wow between your genius and my nothing we make a great team come on give me a hug,19 +157196,564,138,"ELON MUSK: Sorry, I'm not one for hugging.",576000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sorry, I'm not one for hugging.",sorry im not one for hugging,6 +157197,564,139,"Homer Simpson: Well, I'm not one for just talking.",578000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, I'm not one for just talking.",well im not one for just talking,7 +157198,564,140,Homer Simpson: Does that drone do date nights with the wife?,595000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Does that drone do date nights with the wife?,does that drone do date nights with the wife,9 +157199,564,141,(Springfield Town Square: ext. TOWN SQUARE - day),599000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +157200,564,142,"ELON MUSK: My partner, Montgomery Burns...",599000,TRUE,6720,493,ELON MUSK,Springfield Town Square,"My partner, Montgomery Burns...",my partner montgomery burns,4 +157201,564,143,Crowd: (THUNDEROUS BOOS),599000,FALSE,75,493,Crowd,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +157202,564,144,ELON MUSK: ...and I...,603000,TRUE,6720,493,ELON MUSK,Springfield Town Square,...and I...,and i,2 +157203,564,145,Benjamin: (NERDY CHEER),603000,FALSE,1189,493,Benjamin,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +157204,564,146,ELON MUSK: ...have exciting news. Springfield Nuclear has electric solutions to all of your energy needs. The Springfield Hyperloop...electrifying the school to replace the old power source -- Willie pushing a wheel...,605000,TRUE,6720,493,ELON MUSK,Springfield Town Square,...have exciting news. Springfield Nuclear has electric solutions to all of your energy needs. The Springfield Hyperloop...electrifying the school to replace the old power source -- Willie pushing a wheel...,have exciting news springfield nuclear has electric solutions to all of your energy needs the springfield hyperloopelectrifying the school to replace the old power source -- willie pushing a wheel,30 +157205,564,147,(Springfield Elementary School Basement: int. school basement - continuous),625000,FALSE,NA,3921,NA,Springfield Elementary School Basement,NA,NA,NA +157206,564,148,"ELON MUSK: ...and my passion project, the Glayvinator!",625000,TRUE,6720,3921,ELON MUSK,Springfield Elementary School Basement,"...and my passion project, the Glayvinator!",and my passion project the glayvinator,6 +157207,564,149,Professor Jonathan Frink: (STUNNED) You -- you have a Glayvinator too?! Is it... um... uh... patent pending?,627000,TRUE,442,3921,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Elementary School Basement,You -- you have a Glayvinator too?! Is it... um... uh... patent pending?,you -- you have a glayvinator too is it um uh patent pending,13 +157208,564,150,ELON MUSK: Patent granted!,632000,TRUE,6720,3921,ELON MUSK,Springfield Elementary School Basement,Patent granted!,patent granted,2 +157209,564,151,Professor Jonathan Frink: (SADLY) All the years of glayvinning in my basement for naught! I'm a failure.,633000,TRUE,442,3921,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Elementary School Basement,All the years of glayvinning in my basement for naught! I'm a failure.,all the years of glayvinning in my basement for naught im a failure,13 +157210,564,152,"ELON MUSK: (SYMPATHETIC) Ah yes, everyone's been there.",637000,TRUE,6720,3921,ELON MUSK,Springfield Elementary School Basement,"Ah yes, everyone's been there.",ah yes everyones been there,5 +157211,564,153,Professor Jonathan Frink: (BRIGHTENING) You have those feelings too!,639000,TRUE,442,3921,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Elementary School Basement,You have those feelings too!,you have those feelings too,5 +157212,564,154,ELON MUSK: Of course not.,640000,TRUE,6720,3921,ELON MUSK,Springfield Elementary School Basement,Of course not.,of course not,3 +157213,564,155,Professor Jonathan Frink: (ANGRY) If I knew how to make a fist I'd hit you!,642000,TRUE,442,3921,Professor Jonathan Frink,Springfield Elementary School Basement,If I knew how to make a fist I'd hit you!,if i knew how to make a fist id hit you,11 +157214,564,156,"C. Montgomery Burns: This is wonderful, Smithers. For once in my life something's going my way.",644000,TRUE,15,3921,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School Basement,"This is wonderful, Smithers. For once in my life something's going my way.",this is wonderful smithers for once in my life somethings going my way,13 +157215,564,157,Waylon Smithers: I'm not so sure.,648000,TRUE,14,3921,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Elementary School Basement,I'm not so sure.,im not so sure,4 +157216,564,158,"C. Montgomery Burns: (SARCASTIC) Oh, another visit from Mr. Worrywart.",649000,TRUE,15,3921,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School Basement,"Oh, another visit from Mr. Worrywart.",oh another visit from mr worrywart,6 +157217,564,159,Waylon Smithers: I don't trust Musk. Anyone with that much money has a darkness in his soul.,652000,TRUE,14,3921,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Elementary School Basement,I don't trust Musk. Anyone with that much money has a darkness in his soul.,i dont trust musk anyone with that much money has a darkness in his soul,15 +157218,564,160,C. Montgomery Burns: Says you!,656000,TRUE,15,3921,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Elementary School Basement,Says you!,says you,2 +157219,564,161,(Smithers's Apartment: Int. smithers' apartment - night),668000,FALSE,NA,1301,NA,Smithers's Apartment,NA,NA,NA +157220,564,162,(Burns Manor: Int. Burns' mansion - night),668000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +157221,564,163,Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns... Mr. Burns...,668000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,Mr. Burns... Mr. Burns...,mr burns mr burns,4 +157254,564,196,ELON MUSK: ...assuming a linear growth model...,804000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...assuming a linear growth model...,assuming a linear growth model,5 +157222,564,164,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, Musk's ideas sound great. Too great. We're meant for wretched lives. We should pass on this. And before you reply, remember: I've never let you down.",672000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"Sir, Musk's ideas sound great. Too great. We're meant for wretched lives. We should pass on this. And before you reply, remember: I've never let you down.",sir musks ideas sound great too great were meant for wretched lives we should pass on this and before you reply remember ive never let you down,27 +157223,564,165,"C. Montgomery Burns: You know what I'm going to say, right?",681000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"You know what I'm going to say, right?",you know what im going to say right,8 +157224,564,166,Waylon Smithers: Release the...,682000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,Release the...,release the,2 +157225,564,167,"C. Montgomery Burns: I was going to say ""get out,"" but your idea sounds better.",682000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"I was going to say ""get out,"" but your idea sounds better.",i was going to say get out but your idea sounds better,12 +157226,564,168,Waylon Smithers: (SIGHS) Can you give me a ten second head start?,686000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,Can you give me a ten second head start?,can you give me a ten second head start,9 +157227,564,169,C. Montgomery Burns: Of course.,688000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Of course.,of course,2 +157228,564,170,"C. Montgomery Burns: (QUICKLY) One, two, three!",689000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"One, two, three!",one two three,3 +157229,564,171,C. Montgomery Burns: Not on my carpet!,692000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Not on my carpet!,not on my carpet,4 +157230,564,172,"Kent Brockman: (UPBEAT) Attention fans of ""The Little Rascals"": (GRIM) the last of them died today in Palm Springs. Now it's time for traffic with Arnie Pye.",696000,TRUE,211,53,Kent Brockman,Burns Manor,"Attention fans of ""The Little Rascals"": the last of them died today in Palm Springs. Now it's time for traffic with Arnie Pye.",attention fans of the little rascals the last of them died today in palm springs now its time for traffic with arnie pye,23 +157231,564,173,"Arnie Pye: Nothing to report, Kent. Since Elon Musk gave everyone self-driving cars, there hasn't been a single accident.",704000,TRUE,222,53,Arnie Pye,Burns Manor,"Nothing to report, Kent. Since Elon Musk gave everyone self-driving cars, there hasn't been a single accident.",nothing to report kent since elon musk gave everyone self-driving cars there hasnt been a single accident,17 +157232,564,174,"Kent Brockman: Well, you be careful up there, Arnie.",710000,TRUE,211,53,Kent Brockman,Burns Manor,"Well, you be careful up there, Arnie.",well you be careful up there arnie,7 +157233,564,175,Arnie Pye: No need! Mr. Musk gave me a self-flying chopper!,713000,TRUE,222,53,Arnie Pye,Burns Manor,No need! Mr. Musk gave me a self-flying chopper!,no need mr musk gave me a self-flying chopper,9 +157234,564,176,Arnie Pye: Where's Arnie? Now I can get as loaded as I want. Which is pretty damn loaded!,717000,TRUE,222,53,Arnie Pye,Burns Manor,Where's Arnie? Now I can get as loaded as I want. Which is pretty damn loaded!,wheres arnie now i can get as loaded as i want which is pretty damn loaded,16 +157235,564,177,"Arnie Pye: Oh boy! (SINGS TO ""TWINKLE LITTLE STAR"") ELON, ELON YOU'RE MY GUY",724000,TRUE,222,53,Arnie Pye,Burns Manor,"Oh boy! ELON, ELON YOU'RE MY GUY",oh boy elon elon youre my guy,7 +157236,564,178,(Springfield: ext. springfield - day),728000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +157237,564,179,"Homer Simpson: (SINGS TO ""TWINKLE LITTLE STAR"") SINCE YOU CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY",728000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,SINCE YOU CAME DOWN FROM THE SKY,since you came down from the sky,7 +157238,564,180,"Homer Simpson: Car, go park at work so people think I'm there.",736000,TRUE,2,216,Homer Simpson,Springfield,"Car, go park at work so people think I'm there.",car go park at work so people think im there,10 +157239,564,181,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - a little later),744000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157240,564,182,Car: Force of habit.,744000,TRUE,1529,15,Car,Moe's Tavern,Force of habit.,force of habit,3 +157241,564,183,(Simpson Home: EXT. Simpson house - later),748000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157242,564,184,"Marge Simpson: Car, wake Grampa.",748000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Car, wake Grampa.",car wake grampa,3 +157243,564,185,Grampa Simpson: (STARTLED NOISE) Thank you.,753000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Thank you.,thank you,2 +157244,564,186,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, what are you doing?",755000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Bart, what are you doing?",bart what are you doing,5 +157245,564,187,Bart Simpson: Disable auto-drive.,764000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Disable auto-drive.,disable auto-drive,2 +157246,564,188,Lisa Simpson: Foolish boy. You'll never guess Elon Musk's master password.,768000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Foolish boy. You'll never guess Elon Musk's master password.,foolish boy youll never guess elon musks master password,9 +157247,564,189,"Bart Simpson: Musk rulez. With a ""z.""",772000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Musk rulez. With a ""z.""",musk rulez with a z,5 +157248,564,190,Car: Password verified. Manual control enabled.,772000,TRUE,1529,5,Car,Simpson Home,Password verified. Manual control enabled.,password verified manual control enabled,5 +157249,564,191,Bart Simpson: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE),772000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157250,564,192,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day),791000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157251,564,193,"C. Montgomery Burns: Welcome, friends. I've invited you here to share in our first quarterly profit report. I'm sure you're all eager to hear how much richer I am. Now, to end the suspense: Elon?",791000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Welcome, friends. I've invited you here to share in our first quarterly profit report. I'm sure you're all eager to hear how much richer I am. Now, to end the suspense: Elon?",welcome friends ive invited you here to share in our first quarterly profit report im sure youre all eager to hear how much richer i am now to end the suspense elon,32 +157252,564,194,"ELON MUSK: Thank you, Monty. At our current rate...",801000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Thank you, Monty. At our current rate...",thank you monty at our current rate,7 +157253,564,195,C. Montgomery Burns: Yes.,803000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Yes.,yes,1 +157256,564,198,ELON MUSK: ...we are losing roughly fifty million dollars a quarter.,807000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...we are losing roughly fifty million dollars a quarter.,we are losing roughly fifty million dollars a quarter,9 +157257,564,199,"ELON MUSK: Just remember, our purpose is to show the planet how to save itself...",809000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Just remember, our purpose is to show the planet how to save itself...",just remember our purpose is to show the planet how to save itself,13 +157258,564,200,"C. Montgomery Burns: (FRIENDLY) Oh, the planet. I adore the planet. And do you know my favorite part of the planet? (FURIOUS) Gravity!",813000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, the planet. I adore the planet. And do you know my favorite part of the planet? Gravity!",oh the planet i adore the planet and do you know my favorite part of the planet gravity,18 +157259,564,201,"ELON MUSK: There are no trap doors on this podium, Burns. You just started the PowerPoint presentation.",820000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"There are no trap doors on this podium, Burns. You just started the PowerPoint presentation.",there are no trap doors on this podium burns you just started the powerpoint presentation,15 +157260,564,202,"C. Montgomery Burns: (GROWING HORROR) No, no, no! Musk, you tricked me!",830000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"No, no, no! Musk, you tricked me!",no no no musk you tricked me,7 +157261,564,203,ELON MUSK: Not a trick. We sacrifice now to take care of the future. In a way totally determined by me.,833000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Not a trick. We sacrifice now to take care of the future. In a way totally determined by me.,not a trick we sacrifice now to take care of the future in a way totally determined by me,19 +157262,564,204,"C. Montgomery Burns: (BITTER) Oh, all I wanted was to make obscene profits in the last year of my life and leave it to no one. Why does God hate dreamers?",837000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, all I wanted was to make obscene profits in the last year of my life and leave it to no one. Why does God hate dreamers?",oh all i wanted was to make obscene profits in the last year of my life and leave it to no one why does god hate dreamers,27 +157263,564,205,"C. Montgomery Burns: Due to recent fluctuations in my judgment, and the once-in-a-lifetime mistake of trusting another human being, I am saddened to announce massive layoffs.",849000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Due to recent fluctuations in my judgment, and the once-in-a-lifetime mistake of trusting another human being, I am saddened to announce massive layoffs.",due to recent fluctuations in my judgment and the once-in-a-lifetime mistake of trusting another human being i am saddened to announce massive layoffs,23 +157264,564,206,Lenny Leonard: Who will pay for my radiation sickness treatments?,858000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Who will pay for my radiation sickness treatments?,who will pay for my radiation sickness treatments,8 +157265,564,207,C. Montgomery Burns: Not my concern!,860000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Not my concern!,not my concern,3 +157266,564,208,Carl Carlson: But Musk was our savior!,862000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,But Musk was our savior!,but musk was our savior,5 +157267,564,209,"C. Montgomery Burns: Your so-called ""savior"" isn't interested in saving anything but the world. Bah!",863000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Your so-called ""savior"" isn't interested in saving anything but the world. Bah!",your so-called savior isnt interested in saving anything but the world bah,12 +157268,564,210,(CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK: INT. CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK),868000,FALSE,NA,4155,NA,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,NA,NA,NA +157269,564,211,"Kent Brockman: Burns' layoffs have thrown the city into a new depression. Marked by the singing of songs from the old depression! If you're old enough to have suffered then and now, why don't you sing along!",868000,TRUE,211,4155,Kent Brockman,CHANNEL SIX NEWS DESK,"Burns' layoffs have thrown the city into a new depression. Marked by the singing of songs from the old depression! If you're old enough to have suffered then and now, why don't you sing along!",burns layoffs have thrown the city into a new depression marked by the singing of songs from the old depression if youre old enough to have suffered then and now why dont you sing along,35 +157270,564,212,(HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY: ext. high-tech skyrocket factory),878000,FALSE,NA,4439,NA,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,NA,NA,NA +157271,564,213,Carl Carlson: (SINGS) NOW THE RAIN'S A-FALLIN'/ HEAR THE TRAIN'S A CALLIN'...,878000,TRUE,170,4439,Carl Carlson,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,NOW THE RAIN'S A-FALLIN'/ HEAR THE TRAIN'S A CALLIN'...,now the rains a-fallin hear the trains a callin,9 +157272,564,214,Workers: WHOOEE!,884000,TRUE,172,4439,Workers,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,WHOOEE!,whooee,1 +157273,564,215,Carl Carlson: MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME,887000,TRUE,170,4439,Carl Carlson,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME,my mama done told me,5 +157274,564,216,Carl Carlson: HEAR THAT LONESOME WHISTLE / BLOWIN' 'CROSS THE TRESTLE...,889000,TRUE,170,4439,Carl Carlson,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,HEAR THAT LONESOME WHISTLE / BLOWIN' 'CROSS THE TRESTLE...,hear that lonesome whistle blowin cross the trestle,8 +157275,564,217,Workers: WHOOEE!,896000,TRUE,172,4439,Workers,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,WHOOEE!,whooee,1 +157276,564,218,Carl Carlson: MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME...,898000,TRUE,170,4439,Carl Carlson,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,MY MAMA DONE TOLD ME...,my mama done told me,5 +157277,564,219,Workers: A-WHOOEE-AH-WHOOEE...,900000,TRUE,172,4439,Workers,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,A-WHOOEE-AH-WHOOEE...,a-whooee-ah-whooee,1 +157278,564,220,Carl Carlson: OL' CLICKETY-CLACK'S A-ECHOIN' / BACK THE BLUES IN THE NIGHT,901000,TRUE,170,4439,Carl Carlson,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,OL' CLICKETY-CLACK'S A-ECHOIN' / BACK THE BLUES IN THE NIGHT,ol clickety-clacks a-echoin back the blues in the night,9 +157279,564,221,Professor Jonathan Frink: My final invention...a pill that removes all grief.,911000,TRUE,442,4439,Professor Jonathan Frink,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,My final invention...a pill that removes all grief.,my final inventiona pill that removes all grief,8 +157280,564,222,Professor Jonathan Frink: (SIGHS),911000,FALSE,442,4439,Professor Jonathan Frink,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,NA,NA,NA +157281,564,223,"Professor Jonathan Frink: (DEJECTED) Oh my God, it attracts women too.",924000,TRUE,442,4439,Professor Jonathan Frink,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,"Oh my God, it attracts women too.",oh my god it attracts women too,7 +157282,564,224,ELON MUSK: You're welcome! You're welcome! You're welcome!,927000,TRUE,6720,4439,ELON MUSK,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,You're welcome! You're welcome! You're welcome!,youre welcome youre welcome youre welcome,6 +157283,564,225,ELON MUSK: (SLOWING DOWN) You're welllcome...,928000,TRUE,6720,4439,ELON MUSK,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,You're welllcome...,youre welllcome,2 +157284,564,226,Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED WHISTLE) You really came back from that Tommy John surgery.,932000,TRUE,2,4439,Homer Simpson,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,You really came back from that Tommy John surgery.,you really came back from that tommy john surgery,9 +157285,564,227,DOLPH: Tell Musk there's more where that came from.,936000,TRUE,146,4439,DOLPH,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,Tell Musk there's more where that came from.,tell musk theres more where that came from,8 +157286,564,228,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED) More of what?,938000,TRUE,2,4439,Homer Simpson,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,More of what?,more of what,3 +157287,564,229,Homer Simpson: (WOOZY NOISE),938000,FALSE,2,4439,Homer Simpson,HIGH-TECH SKYROCKET FACTORY,NA,NA,NA +157288,564,230,(Burns Manor: EXT. BURNS' MANSION - ESTABLISHING),938000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +157289,564,231,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, the hounds feel terrible for what they did. And good news, one pooped out your ear! We'll dip it in iodine and it's just like new.",938000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Smithers, the hounds feel terrible for what they did. And good news, one pooped out your ear! We'll dip it in iodine and it's just like new.",smithers the hounds feel terrible for what they did and good news one pooped out your ear well dip it in iodine and its just like new,27 +157290,564,232,"Waylon Smithers: (SMALL, SAD GROAN)",938000,FALSE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +157291,564,233,"C. Montgomery Burns: Also, I'm sorry I couldn't find the records of the shots the hounds had, which in turn led to all those painful injections in your abdomen.",951000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Also, I'm sorry I couldn't find the records of the shots the hounds had, which in turn led to all those painful injections in your abdomen.",also im sorry i couldnt find the records of the shots the hounds had which in turn led to all those painful injections in your abdomen,26 +157292,564,234,Waylon Smithers: (GROANS),951000,FALSE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +157293,564,235,"C. Montgomery Burns: Now, the reason I'm here.",958000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Now, the reason I'm here.",now the reason im here,5 +157294,564,236,"C. Montgomery Burns: I've made the calls. I'm going to have Elon Musk killed. (GENTLY) And I'll give you a little extra morphine, friend.",960000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"I've made the calls. I'm going to have Elon Musk killed. And I'll give you a little extra morphine, friend.",ive made the calls im going to have elon musk killed and ill give you a little extra morphine friend,20 +157295,564,237,Waylon Smithers: (DOPPLER FALLING NOISE),960000,FALSE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +157296,564,238,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, right, that's a trap door.",970000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Oh, right, that's a trap door.",oh right thats a trap door,6 +157297,564,239,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - night - establishing),976000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157298,564,240,Homer Simpson: (SAD NOISE),976000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157299,564,241,Marge Simpson: What's wrong Homer? Is it that all your friends are out of work and it's kind of your fault?,976000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What's wrong Homer? Is it that all your friends are out of work and it's kind of your fault?,whats wrong homer is it that all your friends are out of work and its kind of your fault,19 +157300,564,242,"Homer Simpson: (DISMISSIVE) No. It's Elon. I don't care how much he likes me, I don't wanna be friends with him anymore. None of his pie in the sky ideas ever work out. Sky pies are lie pies! (SAD) Of all the planets in the universe, why did he have to come to this one?",981000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No. It's Elon. I don't care how much he likes me, I don't wanna be friends with him anymore. None of his pie in the sky ideas ever work out. Sky pies are lie pies! Of all the planets in the universe, why did he have to come to this one?",no its elon i dont care how much he likes me i dont wanna be friends with him anymore none of his pie in the sky ideas ever work out sky pies are lie pies of all the planets in the universe why did he have to come to this one,51 +157301,564,243,Homer Simpson: How do you break up with a guy?,996000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How do you break up with a guy?,how do you break up with a guy,8 +157302,564,244,"Marge Simpson: Here's what you do. You just take his hand, look in his eyes and say (FIRMLY) ""I don't want to be with you anymore.""",998000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Here's what you do. You just take his hand, look in his eyes and say ""I don't want to be with you anymore.""",heres what you do you just take his hand look in his eyes and say i dont want to be with you anymore,23 +157303,564,245,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) Wow, you're good at that.",999000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Wow, you're good at that.",wow youre good at that,5 +157304,564,246,Marge Simpson: (PROUDLY) It's gotten me out of a lot of gym memberships.,1008000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's gotten me out of a lot of gym memberships.,its gotten me out of a lot of gym memberships,10 +157305,564,247,(Springfield: Ext. Springfield - power plant - day),1015000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +157306,564,248,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, I have my concerns about the team of hit men you've assembled. They seem a little... long in the tooth.",1015000,TRUE,14,216,Waylon Smithers,Springfield,"Sir, I have my concerns about the team of hit men you've assembled. They seem a little... long in the tooth.",sir i have my concerns about the team of hit men youve assembled they seem a little long in the tooth,21 +157307,564,249,C. Montgomery Burns: Nonsense! Just because a man can't see or hold his hand steady doesn't make him any less of a marksman.,1021000,TRUE,15,216,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield,Nonsense! Just because a man can't see or hold his hand steady doesn't make him any less of a marksman.,nonsense just because a man cant see or hold his hand steady doesnt make him any less of a marksman,20 +157308,564,250,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Power plant - office - continuous),1027000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157428,565,83,Milhouse Van Houten: AND OUR DENTISTS ARE ALL SELF-TAUGHT,439000,TRUE,25,4443,Milhouse Van Houten,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,AND OUR DENTISTS ARE ALL SELF-TAUGHT,and our dentists are all self-taught,6 +157309,564,251,ELON MUSK: ...a yoga mat that rolls itself up... silent Velcro... baseball tickets that guide you to your seat...,1027000,TRUE,6720,10,ELON MUSK,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...a yoga mat that rolls itself up... silent Velcro... baseball tickets that guide you to your seat...,a yoga mat that rolls itself up silent velcro baseball tickets that guide you to your seat,17 +157310,564,252,(ROOF NEAR THE POWER PLANT: Ext. roof near the power plant - continuous),1039000,FALSE,NA,4440,NA,ROOF NEAR THE POWER PLANT,NA,NA,NA +157311,564,253,C. Montgomery Burns: Sweet Columbia Exposition. Musk lives!,1039000,TRUE,15,4440,C. Montgomery Burns,ROOF NEAR THE POWER PLANT,Sweet Columbia Exposition. Musk lives!,sweet columbia exposition musk lives,5 +157312,564,254,"Waylon Smithers: But, uh, three of your hit men don't. Recoil was pretty bad.",1042000,TRUE,14,4440,Waylon Smithers,ROOF NEAR THE POWER PLANT,"But, uh, three of your hit men don't. Recoil was pretty bad.",but uh three of your hit men dont recoil was pretty bad,12 +157313,564,255,(Burns's Office: Int. burns' office - continuous),1046000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +157314,564,256,Homer Simpson: Oh my God! Oh my God! You saved my life. Which is gonna make what I'm about to say even more awkward...,1046000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,Oh my God! Oh my God! You saved my life. Which is gonna make what I'm about to say even more awkward...,oh my god oh my god you saved my life which is gonna make what im about to say even more awkward,22 +157315,564,257,"ELON MUSK: Whatever you want we'll make it work. Right, Homer?",1053000,TRUE,6720,51,ELON MUSK,Burns's Office,"Whatever you want we'll make it work. Right, Homer?",whatever you want well make it work right homer,9 +157316,564,258,"Homer Simpson: Elon, Elon, Elon! I want to say something to you and I don't want you to be inspired by it. I want you to listen.",1056000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,"Elon, Elon, Elon! I want to say something to you and I don't want you to be inspired by it. I want you to listen.",elon elon elon i want to say something to you and i dont want you to be inspired by it i want you to listen,25 +157317,564,259,ELON MUSK: No!!!,1063000,TRUE,6720,51,ELON MUSK,Burns's Office,No!!!,no,1 +157318,564,260,Homer Simpson: I don't want to be with you anymore.,1065000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,I don't want to be with you anymore.,i dont want to be with you anymore,8 +157319,564,261,ELON MUSK: Can I ask why?,1067000,TRUE,6720,51,ELON MUSK,Burns's Office,Can I ask why?,can i ask why,4 +157320,564,262,"Homer Simpson: I could say it's the being shot at or the flat, emotionless way you talk or the fact that PayPal was my idea and I was just about to do it when you came out with it... but really it's that this town isn't ready for you, and neither am I.",1069000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,"I could say it's the being shot at or the flat, emotionless way you talk or the fact that PayPal was my idea and I was just about to do it when you came out with it... but really it's that this town isn't ready for you, and neither am I.",i could say its the being shot at or the flat emotionless way you talk or the fact that paypal was my idea and i was just about to do it when you came out with it but really its that this town isnt ready for you and neither am i,51 +157321,564,263,ELON MUSK: It's okay. I'll be fine.,1083000,TRUE,6720,51,ELON MUSK,Burns's Office,It's okay. I'll be fine.,its okay ill be fine,5 +157322,564,264,Homer Simpson: It's on your face too!,1086000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,It's on your face too!,its on your face too,5 +157323,564,265,"Homer Simpson: Well, I've saved you one last prize from the Cracker Jack box that is my brain. Use it as you will.",1089000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,"Well, I've saved you one last prize from the Cracker Jack box that is my brain. Use it as you will.",well ive saved you one last prize from the cracker jack box that is my brain use it as you will,21 +157324,564,266,Homer Simpson: On a Miami Dolphins helmet the little dolphin is also wearing a helmet.,1097000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,On a Miami Dolphins helmet the little dolphin is also wearing a helmet.,on a miami dolphins helmet the little dolphin is also wearing a helmet,13 +157325,564,267,ELON MUSK: (NODS) Why are they always the most beautiful just when they're breaking up with you?,1101000,TRUE,6720,51,ELON MUSK,Burns's Office,Why are they always the most beautiful just when they're breaking up with you?,why are they always the most beautiful just when theyre breaking up with you,14 +157326,564,268,ELON MUSK: I think it's time to tell my luggage to self-pack.,1105000,TRUE,6720,51,ELON MUSK,Burns's Office,I think it's time to tell my luggage to self-pack.,i think its time to tell my luggage to self-pack,10 +157327,564,269,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - maggie's room - continuous),1105000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157328,564,270,(Simpson Backyard: Ext. Simpson back yard - a little later),1105000,FALSE,NA,44,NA,Simpson Backyard,NA,NA,NA +157329,564,271,"Marge Simpson: Goodbye, Elon. (FRIENDLY) Our town will never forgive you!",1105000,TRUE,1,44,Marge Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Goodbye, Elon. Our town will never forgive you!",goodbye elon our town will never forgive you,8 +157330,564,272,Bart Simpson: Thanks for the real working light saber!,1122000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Thanks for the real working light saber!,thanks for the real working light saber,7 +157331,564,273,Bart Simpson: Ay carumba!,1126000,TRUE,8,44,Bart Simpson,Simpson Backyard,Ay carumba!,ay carumba,2 +157332,564,274,Lisa Simpson: (EMBARRASSED GIGGLE) I just wanted to see if there was a better life. Even for a little bit.,1135000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,I just wanted to see if there was a better life. Even for a little bit.,i just wanted to see if there was a better life even for a little bit,16 +157333,564,275,Homer Simpson: (STERNLY) When you're sixteen I'll drive you to Cincinnati. And you'll see what there is to see.,1140000,TRUE,2,44,Homer Simpson,Simpson Backyard,When you're sixteen I'll drive you to Cincinnati. And you'll see what there is to see.,when youre sixteen ill drive you to cincinnati and youll see what there is to see,16 +157334,564,276,"Lisa Simpson: Mr. Musk, before you go, is there anything you could do to give a little girl hope that the world of the future won't be as grim as all our current movies forecast?",1145000,TRUE,9,44,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Backyard,"Mr. Musk, before you go, is there anything you could do to give a little girl hope that the world of the future won't be as grim as all our current movies forecast?",mr musk before you go is there anything you could do to give a little girl hope that the world of the future wont be as grim as all our current movies forecast,33 +157335,564,277,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - back yard - day),1158000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157336,564,278,Lisa Simpson: I guess humanity wants its change one birdhouse at a time.,1158000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I guess humanity wants its change one birdhouse at a time.,i guess humanity wants its change one birdhouse at a time,11 +157337,564,279,"Lisa Simpson: Hm. For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.",1167000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm. For a man who likes electric cars, he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel.",hm for a man who likes electric cars he sure burns a lot of rocket fuel,16 +157338,564,280,"Lisa Simpson: What's wrong, Dad?",1174000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"What's wrong, Dad?",whats wrong dad,3 +157339,564,281,Homer Simpson: (SADLY) Nothing.,1175000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Nothing.,nothing,1 +157340,564,282,(OUTER SPACE: ext. outer space - continuous),1179000,FALSE,NA,4441,NA,OUTER SPACE,NA,NA,NA +157341,564,283,(ROCKET: int. rocket - continuous),1179000,FALSE,NA,4442,NA,ROCKET,NA,NA,NA +157342,564,284,ELON MUSK: Elon's log. Earthdate 25 January 2015. I have left Springfield forever. But there are some things I will definitely miss.,1179000,TRUE,6720,4442,ELON MUSK,ROCKET,Elon's log. Earthdate 25 January 2015. I have left Springfield forever. But there are some things I will definitely miss.,elons log earthdate 25 january 2015 i have left springfield forever but there are some things i will definitely miss,20 +157343,564,285,Homer Simpson: The little dolphin is also wearing a helmet... (RECORD SKIPPING) Wearing a helmet... Wearing a helmet..,1189000,TRUE,2,4442,Homer Simpson,ROCKET,The little dolphin is also wearing a helmet... Wearing a helmet... Wearing a helmet..,the little dolphin is also wearing a helmet wearing a helmet wearing a helmet,14 +157344,564,286,"ELON MUSK: I never thought I'd say this, but sometimes holograms miss the point.",1196000,TRUE,6720,4442,ELON MUSK,ROCKET,"I never thought I'd say this, but sometimes holograms miss the point.",i never thought id say this but sometimes holograms miss the point,12 +157345,565,0,(Springfield Town Hall: EXT. SPRINGFIELD TOWN HALL - DAY - ESTABLISHING),38000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +157346,565,1,"YOUNG JEWISH MAN: And I regret to inform you our Soviet sister city, Springograd, has disappeared from the map.",38000,TRUE,6723,48,YOUNG JEWISH MAN,Springfield Town Hall,"And I regret to inform you our Soviet sister city, Springograd, has disappeared from the map.",and i regret to inform you our soviet sister city springograd has disappeared from the map,16 +157347,565,2,"YOUNG JEWISH MAN: Now I'd like to welcome our beloved four-time mayor, Hans Moleman!",45000,TRUE,6723,48,YOUNG JEWISH MAN,Springfield Town Hall,"Now I'd like to welcome our beloved four-time mayor, Hans Moleman!",now id like to welcome our beloved four-time mayor hans moleman,11 +157348,565,3,"YOUNG MOLEMAN: Springfielders, rejoice! What is the one thing our blessed little town has lacked?",54000,TRUE,6724,48,YOUNG MOLEMAN,Springfield Town Hall,"Springfielders, rejoice! What is the one thing our blessed little town has lacked?",springfielders rejoice what is the one thing our blessed little town has lacked,13 +157349,565,4,C. Montgomery Burns: A human zoo?,59000,TRUE,15,48,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Town Hall,A human zoo?,a human zoo,3 +157350,565,5,"YOUNG MOLEMAN: What we lack is a town anthem! And, you're in luck because I have written one! Mr. Largo, if you please.",60000,TRUE,6724,48,YOUNG MOLEMAN,Springfield Town Hall,"What we lack is a town anthem! And, you're in luck because I have written one! Mr. Largo, if you please.",what we lack is a town anthem and youre in luck because i have written one mr largo if you please,21 +157351,565,6,Dewey Largo: Um-hm.,77000,TRUE,6,48,Dewey Largo,Springfield Town Hall,Um-hm.,um-hm,1 +157352,565,7,Moe Szyslak: (DRAMATIC) Stop the anthem!,98000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,Stop the anthem!,stop the anthem,3 +157353,565,8,Moe Szyslak: I was in Tuscaloosa on vacation. (HIDING RAGE) It started out great. They got a jernt there called Moe's Original Barbecue.,101000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,I was in Tuscaloosa on vacation. It started out great. They got a jernt there called Moe's Original Barbecue.,i was in tuscaloosa on vacation it started out great they got a jernt there called moes original barbecue,19 +157354,565,9,Moe Szyslak: (BUILDING RAGE) But then I heard their city anthem. Give a listen:,108000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,But then I heard their city anthem. Give a listen:,but then i heard their city anthem give a listen,10 +157355,565,10,TUSCALOOSA PEOPLE: ONLY TUSCALOOSA!,120000,TRUE,6725,48,TUSCALOOSA PEOPLE,Springfield Town Hall,ONLY TUSCALOOSA!,only tuscaloosa,2 +157356,565,11,The Rich Texan: Guns are only for celebratin'. What do you do with them when you're angry?,125000,TRUE,1508,48,The Rich Texan,Springfield Town Hall,Guns are only for celebratin'. What do you do with them when you're angry?,guns are only for celebratin what do you do with them when youre angry,14 +157357,565,12,"Sideshow Mel: Now, calm down. This could just be an amazing musical coincidence.",138000,TRUE,699,48,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Town Hall,"Now, calm down. This could just be an amazing musical coincidence.",now calm down this could just be an amazing musical coincidence,11 +157358,565,13,"Moe Szyslak: (OMINOUS) There ain't no coincidences in popular songs, Boney!",144000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,"There ain't no coincidences in popular songs, Boney!",there aint no coincidences in popular songs boney,8 +157359,565,14,Singers: ONLY AUSTIN / ONLY OAKLAND / ONLY CALGARY / ONLY PROVO / ULAN BATOR / AREA FIFTY-ONE!,148000,TRUE,276,48,Singers,Springfield Town Hall,ONLY AUSTIN / ONLY OAKLAND / ONLY CALGARY / ONLY PROVO / ULAN BATOR / AREA FIFTY-ONE!,only austin only oakland only calgary only provo ulan bator area fifty-one,12 +157360,565,15,Moe Szyslak: (FURIOUS) We've been singing this song like it only belonged to us! When every city in America has had its lips on it! Even (PARTICULARLY OFFENDED) Des Moines... (SPITS),162000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,We've been singing this song like it only belonged to us! When every city in America has had its lips on it! Even Des Moines...,weve been singing this song like it only belonged to us when every city in america has had its lips on it even des moines,25 +157361,565,16,Mayor Joe Quimby: Wait a minute. (HOLDING UP THE OLD SONG SHEET) This song was supposedly written by... former Mayor Moleman!,170000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,Wait a minute. This song was supposedly written by... former Mayor Moleman!,wait a minute this song was supposedly written by former mayor moleman,12 +157497,565,152,Homer Simpson: I met a guy. A wonderful guy.,701000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,I met a guy. A wonderful guy.,i met a guy a wonderful guy,7 +157362,565,17,Hans Moleman: (BREAKING DOWN) I didn't write it! I bought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in America. I didn't think you'd find out... because I never thought any of us would ever go anywhere.,178000,TRUE,963,48,Hans Moleman,Springfield Town Hall,I didn't write it! I bought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in America. I didn't think you'd find out... because I never thought any of us would ever go anywhere.,i didnt write it i bought it from a salesman who was selling it to half the towns in america i didnt think youd find out because i never thought any of us would ever go anywhere,37 +157363,565,18,Groundskeeper Willie: Well then what do I do with this?,192000,TRUE,404,48,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Town Hall,Well then what do I do with this?,well then what do i do with this,8 +157364,565,19,Groundskeeper Willie: Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery!,195000,TRUE,404,48,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Town Hall,Now I can't be buried in a Jewish cemetery!,now i cant be buried in a jewish cemetery,9 +157365,565,20,Hans Moleman: Please be merciful.,198000,TRUE,963,48,Hans Moleman,Springfield Town Hall,Please be merciful.,please be merciful,3 +157366,565,21,(Springfield Town Hall: ext. town hall - moments later),201000,FALSE,NA,48,NA,Springfield Town Hall,NA,NA,NA +157367,565,22,Moe Szyslak: (SMACKING HORSE'S BUTT) Hyah!,201000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,Hyah!,hyah,1 +157368,565,23,Homer Simpson: Boy. Sure is nice not to be the one on the horse for a change.,203000,TRUE,2,48,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,Boy. Sure is nice not to be the one on the horse for a change.,boy sure is nice not to be the one on the horse for a change,15 +157369,565,24,Hans Moleman: (DOPPLER) As Mayor I balanced the budget eight times!,207000,TRUE,963,48,Hans Moleman,Springfield Town Hall,As Mayor I balanced the budget eight times!,as mayor i balanced the budget eight times,8 +157370,565,25,"Lisa Simpson: I still believe in this town... a town that deserves its own original song! And as an aspiring musician with off-Broadway dreams, I'm the one to write it!",210000,TRUE,9,48,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Hall,"I still believe in this town... a town that deserves its own original song! And as an aspiring musician with off-Broadway dreams, I'm the one to write it!",i still believe in this town a town that deserves its own original song and as an aspiring musician with off-broadway dreams im the one to write it,28 +157371,565,26,Mayor Joe Quimby: So ordered!,219000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,So ordered!,so ordered,2 +157372,565,27,PHARRELL WILLIAMS: I'll write that song!,220000,TRUE,6726,48,PHARRELL WILLIAMS,Springfield Town Hall,I'll write that song!,ill write that song,4 +157373,565,28,Otto Mann: Pharrell Williams?!,221000,TRUE,52,48,Otto Mann,Springfield Town Hall,Pharrell Williams?!,pharrell williams,2 +157374,565,29,"Mayor Joe Quimby: I'm sorry, everyone, but the eight-year-old girl got there first.",223000,TRUE,240,48,Mayor Joe Quimby,Springfield Town Hall,"I'm sorry, everyone, but the eight-year-old girl got there first.",im sorry everyone but the eight-year-old girl got there first,10 +157375,565,30,Moe Szyslak: (SMACKING HORSE'S BUTT) Hyah!,234000,TRUE,17,48,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Town Hall,Hyah!,hyah,1 +157376,565,31,PHARRELL WILLIAMS: Shelbyville Rules! Springfield Drools!,236000,TRUE,6726,48,PHARRELL WILLIAMS,Springfield Town Hall,Shelbyville Rules! Springfield Drools!,shelbyville rules springfield drools,4 +157377,565,32,(LIVING ROOM: int. living room - later),243000,FALSE,NA,47,NA,LIVING ROOM,NA,NA,NA +157378,565,33,"Lisa Simpson: Let's see... What rhymes with ""Jebediah""?",243000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Let's see... What rhymes with ""Jebediah""?",lets see what rhymes with jebediah,6 +157379,565,34,Bart Simpson: (OFF HAND) Tire fire.,246000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Tire fire.,tire fire,2 +157380,565,35,"Lisa Simpson: How about ""Patty and Selma""?",248000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"How about ""Patty and Selma""?",how about patty and selma,5 +157381,565,36,Bart Simpson: Fatty and Smell-ya.,248000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Fatty and Smell-ya.,fatty and smell-ya,3 +157382,565,37,Lisa Simpson: (TESTING HIM) Mr. Teeny?,248000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Mr. Teeny?,mr teeny,2 +157383,565,38,Bart Simpson: Sister weenie.,248000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Sister weenie.,sister weenie,2 +157384,565,39,Bart Simpson: Lisa is blown away.,248000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Lisa is blown away.,lisa is blown away,4 +157385,565,40,Lisa Simpson: You've got a gift!,248000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,You've got a gift!,youve got a gift,4 +157386,565,41,"Bart Simpson: Well, don't be so surprised, I did write that ""Lisa, It's Your Birthday"" song.",254000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Well, don't be so surprised, I did write that ""Lisa, It's Your Birthday"" song.",well dont be so surprised i did write that lisa its your birthday song,14 +157387,565,42,"Lisa Simpson: Yeah, with that mental patient who thought he was Michael Jackson.",257000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Yeah, with that mental patient who thought he was Michael Jackson.",yeah with that mental patient who thought he was michael jackson,11 +157388,565,43,"Bart Simpson: Whoa. Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised Mom and Dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.",260000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Whoa. Thinking back, I'm kinda surprised Mom and Dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom.",whoa thinking back im kinda surprised mom and dad let a crazy man spend all night in my bedroom,19 +157389,565,44,Homer Simpson: (PASSING BY) Simpler time.,267000,TRUE,2,47,Homer Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Simpler time.,simpler time,2 +157390,565,45,"Lisa Simpson: Bart, I need your help to write a new anthem for Springfield. Will you team up with me?",269000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Bart, I need your help to write a new anthem for Springfield. Will you team up with me?",bart i need your help to write a new anthem for springfield will you team up with me,18 +157391,565,46,"Bart Simpson: Hmmm, what's in it for me?",274000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Hmmm, what's in it for me?",hmmm whats in it for me,6 +157392,565,47,"Lisa Simpson: Uh, I'll make brownies later.",276000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Uh, I'll make brownies later.",uh ill make brownies later,5 +157498,565,153,Marge Simpson: Oh Lord.,704000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh Lord.,oh lord,2 +157393,565,48,"Bart Simpson: Whoa, that is the best deal any songwriter ever got. And that's true even if I don't get the brownies. I'm in.",278000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,"Whoa, that is the best deal any songwriter ever got. And that's true even if I don't get the brownies. I'm in.",whoa that is the best deal any songwriter ever got and thats true even if i dont get the brownies im in,22 +157394,565,49,Lisa Simpson: I think we might just make a good team. Like Maggie and Grampa.,284000,TRUE,9,47,Lisa Simpson,LIVING ROOM,I think we might just make a good team. Like Maggie and Grampa.,i think we might just make a good team like maggie and grampa,13 +157395,565,50,Homer Simpson: (SUSPICIOUS) What are you doing?,308000,TRUE,2,47,Homer Simpson,LIVING ROOM,What are you doing?,what are you doing,4 +157396,565,51,Bart Simpson: What's it look like? Writing a song.,310000,TRUE,8,47,Bart Simpson,LIVING ROOM,What's it look like? Writing a song.,whats it look like writing a song,7 +157397,565,52,Homer Simpson: (SHRUGS) Artists.,312000,TRUE,2,47,Homer Simpson,LIVING ROOM,Artists.,artists,1 +157398,565,53,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - dawn - establishing),321000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157399,565,54,Lisa Simpson: We did it! We wrote an awesome song!,321000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,We did it! We wrote an awesome song!,we did it we wrote an awesome song,8 +157400,565,55,Bart Simpson: We make a great brother and sister team. Like Andy and Lana Wachowski.,324000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,We make a great brother and sister team. Like Andy and Lana Wachowski.,we make a great brother and sister team like andy and lana wachowski,13 +157401,565,56,Lisa Simpson: Should we hug?,328000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Should we hug?,should we hug,3 +157402,565,57,"Bart Simpson: Hm, how about a fist bump through a towel.",329000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Hm, how about a fist bump through a towel.",hm how about a fist bump through a towel,9 +157403,565,58,Lisa Simpson: That works.,331000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,That works.,that works,2 +157404,565,59,(CLASSIC OLD THEATRE: ext. CLASSIC OLD THEATRE - night - establishing),339000,FALSE,NA,4443,NA,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,NA,NA,NA +157405,565,60,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES) I saved us seats!,339000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,I saved us seats!,i saved us seats,4 +157406,565,61,"Marge Simpson: Oh, thank you, Homie! (KISSES HIM)",341000,TRUE,1,4443,Marge Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"Oh, thank you, Homie!",oh thank you homie,4 +157407,565,62,"Homer Simpson: Thank you, roll of masking tape!",344000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"Thank you, roll of masking tape!",thank you roll of masking tape,6 +157408,565,63,Homer Simpson: Gonna be a tight fit.,348000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Gonna be a tight fit.,gonna be a tight fit,5 +157409,565,64,Bart Simpson: SPRINGFIELD'S THE ONLY HOME WE'VE GOT...,359000,TRUE,8,4443,Bart Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,SPRINGFIELD'S THE ONLY HOME WE'VE GOT...,springfields the only home weve got,6 +157410,565,65,"Lisa Simpson: BUT TO BE FRANK, THERE'S NOT A LOT TO RECOMMEND IT...",362000,TRUE,9,4443,Lisa Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"BUT TO BE FRANK, THERE'S NOT A LOT TO RECOMMEND IT...",but to be frank theres not a lot to recommend it,11 +157411,565,66,Lisa Simpson: WE'VE GOT A BIG SINKHOLE...,369000,TRUE,9,4443,Lisa Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,WE'VE GOT A BIG SINKHOLE...,weve got a big sinkhole,5 +157412,565,67,Bart Simpson: AND THEY SHUT DOWN THE THINKHOLE...,374000,TRUE,8,4443,Bart Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,AND THEY SHUT DOWN THE THINKHOLE...,and they shut down the thinkhole,6 +157413,565,68,"Lisa Simpson: (IN HARMONY) HASHTAG ""SPRINGFIELD PRIDE"" HAS NEVER EVER TREND-ED.",378000,TRUE,9,4443,Lisa Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"HASHTAG ""SPRINGFIELD PRIDE"" HAS NEVER EVER TREND-ED.",hashtag springfield pride has never ever trend-ed,7 +157414,565,69,Sideshow Mel: This is not boosterism.,384000,TRUE,699,4443,Sideshow Mel,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,This is not boosterism.,this is not boosterism,4 +157415,565,70,Mayor Joe Quimby: (TO AIDE) Warm up the horse.,385000,TRUE,240,4443,Mayor Joe Quimby,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Warm up the horse.,warm up the horse,4 +157416,565,71,Lisa Simpson: BUT WHEN YOU THINK OF THE THINGS WE LACK...,387000,TRUE,9,4443,Lisa Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,BUT WHEN YOU THINK OF THE THINGS WE LACK...,but when you think of the things we lack,9 +157417,565,72,Bart Simpson: 'STEAD OF THE STUFF WE'VE GOT...,391000,TRUE,8,4443,Bart Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,'STEAD OF THE STUFF WE'VE GOT...,stead of the stuff weve got,6 +157418,565,73,Kids: (UPBEAT) WHY SPRINGFIELD? WHY NOT!,395000,TRUE,39,4443,Kids,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,WHY SPRINGFIELD? WHY NOT!,why springfield why not,4 +157419,565,74,Bart Simpson: WE'VE ONLY HAD A HURRICANE ONCE!,402000,TRUE,8,4443,Bart Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,WE'VE ONLY HAD A HURRICANE ONCE!,weve only had a hurricane once,6 +157420,565,75,Milhouse Van Houten: WE HAVEN'T HAD A CIRCUS FIRE IN MONTHS!,406000,TRUE,25,4443,Milhouse Van Houten,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,WE HAVEN'T HAD A CIRCUS FIRE IN MONTHS!,we havent had a circus fire in months,8 +157421,565,76,Milhouse Van Houten: SPRINGFIELD -- WHY NOT?!,410000,TRUE,25,4443,Milhouse Van Houten,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,SPRINGFIELD -- WHY NOT?!,springfield -- why not,4 +157422,565,77,Nelson Muntz: WE'RE JUST OFF THE INTERSTATE...,417000,TRUE,101,4443,Nelson Muntz,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,WE'RE JUST OFF THE INTERSTATE...,were just off the interstate,5 +157423,565,78,Ralph Wiggum: THE SECOND RIGHT OFF EXIT EIGHT!,421000,TRUE,119,4443,Ralph Wiggum,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,THE SECOND RIGHT OFF EXIT EIGHT!,the second right off exit eight,6 +157424,565,79,"Chief Wiggum: (IN AUDIENCE, AMAZED) He didn't blow his line! Sarah! Let's have another!",425000,TRUE,71,4443,Chief Wiggum,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,He didn't blow his line! Sarah! Let's have another!,he didnt blow his line sarah lets have another,9 +157425,565,80,Jimbo Jones: YOU MAY FIND OUR CULTURE LACKING...,428000,TRUE,144,4443,Jimbo Jones,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,YOU MAY FIND OUR CULTURE LACKING...,you may find our culture lacking,6 +157426,565,81,Kearney Zzyzwicz: WE FINALLY OUTLAWED OUR SNAKE WHACKING...,432000,TRUE,145,4443,Kearney Zzyzwicz,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,WE FINALLY OUTLAWED OUR SNAKE WHACKING...,we finally outlawed our snake whacking,6 +157427,565,82,"Milhouse Van Houten: SURE, OUR COPS ARE EASILY BOUGHT",436000,TRUE,25,4443,Milhouse Van Houten,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"SURE, OUR COPS ARE EASILY BOUGHT",sure our cops are easily bought,6 +157429,565,84,"Milhouse Van Houten: (FINALE) BUT, HOORAY FOR SPRINGFIELD / GIVE TWO CHEERS / SMALLPOX-FREE FOR SEVEN YEARS!",443000,TRUE,25,4443,Milhouse Van Houten,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"BUT, HOORAY FOR SPRINGFIELD / GIVE TWO CHEERS / SMALLPOX-FREE FOR SEVEN YEARS!",but hooray for springfield give two cheers smallpox-free for seven years,11 +157430,565,85,Milhouse Van Houten: WHY SPRINGFIELD? WHY NOOOOOOOOOOT!,452000,TRUE,25,4443,Milhouse Van Houten,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,WHY SPRINGFIELD? WHY NOOOOOOOOOOT!,why springfield why noooooooooot,4 +157431,565,86,Sideshow Mel: What a song! I feel as if I'm in the lobby of the (ROLLING R) Brill Building!,460000,TRUE,699,4443,Sideshow Mel,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,What a song! I feel as if I'm in the lobby of the Brill Building!,what a song i feel as if im in the lobby of the brill building,15 +157432,565,87,"Marge Simpson: (TIGHTLY) Homer, it's a standing ovation, get up!",471000,TRUE,1,4443,Marge Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"Homer, it's a standing ovation, get up!",homer its a standing ovation get up,7 +157433,565,88,Marge Simpson: Our kids just did something amazing!,474000,TRUE,1,4443,Marge Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Our kids just did something amazing!,our kids just did something amazing,6 +157434,565,89,"Homer Simpson: Well, not Maggie.",476000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"Well, not Maggie.",well not maggie,3 +157435,565,90,Marge Simpson: Get up!,480000,TRUE,1,4443,Marge Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Get up!,get up,2 +157436,565,91,"Homer Simpson: Okay, okay. (HEROIC) Standing O or die!",480000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,"Okay, okay. Standing O or die!",okay okay standing o or die,6 +157437,565,92,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo!,490000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Woo hoo!,woo hoo,2 +157438,565,93,Townspeople: (HATEFUL LAUGHTER),490000,FALSE,618,4443,Townspeople,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,NA,NA,NA +157439,565,94,Homer Simpson: Stop laughing at me!,496000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Stop laughing at me!,stop laughing at me,4 +157440,565,95,Society Matron: (GETTING SQUASHED NOISE),496000,FALSE,2288,4443,Society Matron,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,NA,NA,NA +157441,565,96,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (SCARED NOISES),496000,FALSE,923,4443,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,NA,NA,NA +157442,565,97,Squeaky-Voiced Teen: (RELIEVED SIGH),496000,FALSE,923,4443,Squeaky-Voiced Teen,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,NA,NA,NA +157443,565,98,C. Montgomery Burns: Occupied.,504000,TRUE,15,4443,C. Montgomery Burns,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Occupied.,occupied,1 +157444,565,99,Townspeople: (TERRIFIED SCREAMS),504000,FALSE,618,4443,Townspeople,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,NA,NA,NA +157445,565,100,Homer Simpson: Stop fearing me! (SOBS),511000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Stop fearing me!,stop fearing me,3 +157446,565,101,Homer Simpson: Dammit!,518000,TRUE,2,4443,Homer Simpson,CLASSIC OLD THEATRE,Dammit!,dammit,1 +157447,565,102,(Simpson Home: Int. SiMPSON HOUSE - KITCHEN - the NEXT MORNING),523000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157448,565,103,Homer Simpson: Please keep spinning it. I don't wanna look at it.,523000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Please keep spinning it. I don't wanna look at it.,please keep spinning it i dont wanna look at it,10 +157449,565,104,Homer Simpson: (TO MARGE) Can't you say something to make me feel better?,526000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Can't you say something to make me feel better?,cant you say something to make me feel better,9 +157450,565,105,"Marge Simpson: I'm sorry but I can't. I'm tired of you saying planes have gotten smaller, and two Presidents were fatter than you, and... (SIGHS)",531000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm sorry but I can't. I'm tired of you saying planes have gotten smaller, and two Presidents were fatter than you, and...",im sorry but i cant im tired of you saying planes have gotten smaller and two presidents were fatter than you and,22 +157451,565,106,"Homer Simpson: Fine. I got it. Starting right now, a year-long juice cleanse; every morning, I get a colonic, and I sleep in a sauna every night.",540000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Fine. I got it. Starting right now, a year-long juice cleanse; every morning, I get a colonic, and I sleep in a sauna every night.",fine i got it starting right now a year-long juice cleanse every morning i get a colonic and i sleep in a sauna every night,25 +157452,565,107,Marge Simpson: (MURMURS) That's not a healthy way to lose weight.,548000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's not a healthy way to lose weight.,thats not a healthy way to lose weight,8 +157453,565,108,"Homer Simpson: It's not about health, Marge. It's about going crazy.",552000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's not about health, Marge. It's about going crazy.",its not about health marge its about going crazy,9 +157454,565,109,Marge Simpson: You don't have to do this alone.,556000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,You don't have to do this alone.,you dont have to do this alone,7 +157455,565,110,Homer Simpson: What the?,557000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What the?,what the,2 +157456,565,111,Homer Simpson: Hmmm.,559000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Hmmm.,hmmm,1 +157457,565,112,(COMMUNITY CENTER: EXT. COMMUNITY CENTER - NIGHT),574000,FALSE,NA,658,NA,COMMUNITY CENTER,NA,NA,NA +157458,565,113,Homer Simpson: (DEEP BREATH) This is it.,574000,TRUE,2,658,Homer Simpson,COMMUNITY CENTER,This is it.,this is it,3 +157459,565,114,(Meeting Room: Int. Meeting room - cONTINUOUS),577000,FALSE,NA,518,NA,Meeting Room,NA,NA,NA +157460,565,115,Judge Snyder: My name is Roy. And this week I... (DRAMATIC) gained seven pounds.,577000,TRUE,214,518,Judge Snyder,Meeting Room,My name is Roy. And this week I... gained seven pounds.,my name is roy and this week i gained seven pounds,11 +157461,565,116,Comic Book Guy: Yes! No shame there!,583000,TRUE,801,518,Comic Book Guy,Meeting Room,Yes! No shame there!,yes no shame there,4 +157462,565,117,"Tootsie Childs: You go, girth!",585000,TRUE,4731,518,Tootsie Childs,Meeting Room,"You go, girth!",you go girth,3 +157463,565,118,Homer Simpson: (SURPRISED NOISE),585000,FALSE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,NA,NA,NA +157464,565,119,"Homer Simpson: I'm sorry, I thought you were Over-feeders Anonymous.",587000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,"I'm sorry, I thought you were Over-feeders Anonymous.",im sorry i thought you were over-feeders anonymous,8 +157608,566,2,Singers: (SING) HIS DAUGH-TER LISA!,136000,TRUE,276,NA,Singers,NA,HIS DAUGH-TER LISA!,his daugh-ter lisa,3 +157465,565,120,"Comic Book Guy: No-no. In fact, quite the opposite. We are ""Big is Beautiful.""",592000,TRUE,801,518,Comic Book Guy,Meeting Room,"No-no. In fact, quite the opposite. We are ""Big is Beautiful.""",no-no in fact quite the opposite we are big is beautiful,11 +157466,565,121,Homer Simpson: So... you guys are proud of what you are?,596000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,So... you guys are proud of what you are?,so you guys are proud of what you are,9 +157467,565,122,Comic Book Guy: We do not cower in the shadows. We make the shadows!,599000,TRUE,801,518,Comic Book Guy,Meeting Room,We do not cower in the shadows. We make the shadows!,we do not cower in the shadows we make the shadows,11 +157468,565,123,Homer Simpson: Do you guys serve snacks?,602000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,Do you guys serve snacks?,do you guys serve snacks,5 +157469,565,124,"Comic Book Guy: We've got ice cream hoagies, deep fried sugar bags, Dor-Snickos, Snickeritos, Milky Snicks, porkcicles, and of course, diet soda.",604000,TRUE,801,518,Comic Book Guy,Meeting Room,"We've got ice cream hoagies, deep fried sugar bags, Dor-Snickos, Snickeritos, Milky Snicks, porkcicles, and of course, diet soda.",weve got ice cream hoagies deep fried sugar bags dor-snickos snickeritos milky snicks porkcicles and of course diet soda,19 +157470,565,125,PRIDESTERS: (AGREEING NOISES),604000,FALSE,6727,518,PRIDESTERS,Meeting Room,NA,NA,NA +157471,565,126,Comic Book Guy: Mustn't forget the diet soda!,613000,TRUE,801,518,Comic Book Guy,Meeting Room,Mustn't forget the diet soda!,mustnt forget the diet soda,5 +157472,565,127,"Homer Simpson: I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?",615000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,"I have so many questions for you. First of all, is this floor reinforced?",i have so many questions for you first of all is this floor reinforced,14 +157473,565,128,"Homer Simpson: You know, maybe I shouldn't be here. I promised my wife I'd lose weight.",624000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,"You know, maybe I shouldn't be here. I promised my wife I'd lose weight.",you know maybe i shouldnt be here i promised my wife id lose weight,14 +157474,565,129,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED NOISE),624000,FALSE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,NA,NA,NA +157475,565,130,ALBERT: If I may...,628000,TRUE,6728,518,ALBERT,Meeting Room,If I may...,if i may,3 +157476,565,131,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, labels.",631000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,"Ooh, labels.",ooh labels,2 +157477,565,132,"ALBERT: Our loved ones, though precious, can often be a hurdle.",632000,TRUE,6728,518,ALBERT,Meeting Room,"Our loved ones, though precious, can often be a hurdle.",our loved ones though precious can often be a hurdle,10 +157478,565,133,Homer Simpson: Who are you?,636000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,Who are you?,who are you,3 +157479,565,134,"Homer Simpson: Ooh, like Fat Albert.",640000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,"Ooh, like Fat Albert.",ooh like fat albert,4 +157480,565,135,"ALBERT: (KIND) We never use the word ""fat"" here.",642000,TRUE,6728,518,ALBERT,Meeting Room,"We never use the word ""fat"" here.",we never use the word fat here,7 +157481,565,136,Homer Simpson: Sorry.,644000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,Sorry.,sorry,1 +157482,565,137,"ALBERT: My dear fat friend, all your wife needs is a little education. Now, repeat after me... I am big.",644000,TRUE,6728,518,ALBERT,Meeting Room,"My dear fat friend, all your wife needs is a little education. Now, repeat after me... I am big.",my dear fat friend all your wife needs is a little education now repeat after me i am big,19 +157483,565,138,Homer Simpson: I am big.,652000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,I am big.,i am big,3 +157484,565,139,ALBERT: I am beautiful.,653000,TRUE,6728,518,ALBERT,Meeting Room,I am beautiful.,i am beautiful,3 +157485,565,140,Homer Simpson: I have a beauty of a sort to some.,655000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,I have a beauty of a sort to some.,i have a beauty of a sort to some,9 +157486,565,141,ALBERT: No one can make me feel bad about who I am because this (PATS STOMACH) is who I am.,658000,TRUE,6728,518,ALBERT,Meeting Room,No one can make me feel bad about who I am because this is who I am.,no one can make me feel bad about who i am because this is who i am,17 +157487,565,142,"Homer Simpson: Ditto. (TOUCHED) You know I've always wanted to blindly follow somebody, and I think you just might be the guy.",664000,TRUE,2,518,Homer Simpson,Meeting Room,"Ditto. You know I've always wanted to blindly follow somebody, and I think you just might be the guy.",ditto you know ive always wanted to blindly follow somebody and i think you just might be the guy,19 +157488,565,143,(Simpson Home: Int. SiMPSON HOUSE - living room - later that night),672000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157489,565,144,"Homer Simpson: Marge, kids! Tonight was a turning point in my life.",672000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, kids! Tonight was a turning point in my life.",marge kids tonight was a turning point in my life,10 +157490,565,145,"Marge Simpson: (IMMERSED IN HER WORK) Well that's great, Homie. Just let me finish uploading this photo.",676000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well that's great, Homie. Just let me finish uploading this photo.",well thats great homie just let me finish uploading this photo,11 +157491,565,146,"Homer Simpson: No, Marge! You have to listen! That place you sent me to changed my life!",680000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"No, Marge! You have to listen! That place you sent me to changed my life!",no marge you have to listen that place you sent me to changed my life,15 +157492,565,147,"Marge Simpson: Thank you, Lord. And I'll give up online scrapbooking like I promised.",686000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Thank you, Lord. And I'll give up online scrapbooking like I promised.",thank you lord and ill give up online scrapbooking like i promised,12 +157493,565,148,"Homer Simpson: They taught me that I don't need to lose weight, I should just be proud of what I am.",692000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"They taught me that I don't need to lose weight, I should just be proud of what I am.",they taught me that i dont need to lose weight i should just be proud of what i am,19 +157494,565,149,Marge Simpson: (VERY UPSET) What?!,696000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,What?!,what,1 +157495,565,150,Marge Simpson: Restore! Restore!,698000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Restore! Restore!,restore restore,2 +157496,565,151,Marge Simpson: (FRUSTRATED MURMUR),698000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157499,565,154,"Homer Simpson: It's not what you think. His name is Albert and he taught me not to buy into the lies taught by ""big nutrition.""",706000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"It's not what you think. His name is Albert and he taught me not to buy into the lies taught by ""big nutrition.""",its not what you think his name is albert and he taught me not to buy into the lies taught by big nutrition,23 +157500,565,155,Marge Simpson: That's worse than what I thought!,713000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,That's worse than what I thought!,thats worse than what i thought,6 +157501,565,156,"Homer Simpson: Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you. But I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight. Now, the first thing I have to do is make amends... with the bathroom scale.",715000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, you're my wife of ten years and I love you. But I must observe the teachings of this man I just met tonight. Now, the first thing I have to do is make amends... with the bathroom scale.",marge youre my wife of ten years and i love you but i must observe the teachings of this man i just met tonight now the first thing i have to do is make amends with the bathroom scale,39 +157502,565,157,"Homer Simpson: I'm so sorry I threw you across the room and called you a liar. When you told me I was two hundred and sixty pounds, you were just encouraging me. It was a poem you were writing about my potential. I'm gonna start celebrating my size and I need you with me as a partner. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to talk to the broken porch swing.",728000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'm so sorry I threw you across the room and called you a liar. When you told me I was two hundred and sixty pounds, you were just encouraging me. It was a poem you were writing about my potential. I'm gonna start celebrating my size and I need you with me as a partner. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to talk to the broken porch swing.",im so sorry i threw you across the room and called you a liar when you told me i was two hundred and sixty pounds you were just encouraging me it was a poem you were writing about my potential im gonna start celebrating my size and i need you with me as a partner now if youll excuse me i need to talk to the broken porch swing,69 +157503,565,158,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - night - establishing),750000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157504,565,159,"Homer Simpson: From now on, you guys can no longer say these hateful words.",750000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"From now on, you guys can no longer say these hateful words.",from now on you guys can no longer say these hateful words,12 +157505,565,160,"Homer Simpson: Chubby, chunky, blobbo, slobbo, Fat Bastard, Michelin Man, Stay-puft, chumbawamba, (CALLING OUT) It is balloon!, Papa Grandé, Augustus Gloop, Beached Whale, Big Boned, Wisconsin Skinny, Butterball, Dumptruck, Jelly Belly, Pudgy Wudgy, Lard Ass, Blubberino, Buddha Belly, Hurry Eat Tubman, One Ton Soup, (FLIPS PAGE) Blob Saget, Chub Hub, Calvin Cool Whip, Manfred Manboobs, 21 Lump Street, Walking Before Picture, Fatso, Harvey Milk Chocolate, Obese Want Cannoli, Mahatma Gumbo, Salvador Deli, Elmer Pantry, K.F.C. And The Sponge Cake Band, Snackie Onassis... (FLIPS PAGE AGAIN) The Foodie Blues, Hoagie Carmichael and Wide Load.",750000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Chubby, chunky, blobbo, slobbo, Fat Bastard, Michelin Man, Stay-puft, chumbawamba, It is balloon!, Papa Grandé, Augustus Gloop, Beached Whale, Big Boned, Wisconsin Skinny, Butterball, Dumptruck, Jelly Belly, Pudgy Wudgy, Lard Ass, Blubberino, Buddha Belly, Hurry Eat Tubman, One Ton Soup, Blob Saget, Chub Hub, Calvin Cool Whip, Manfred Manboobs, 21 Lump Street, Walking Before Picture, Fatso, Harvey Milk Chocolate, Obese Want Cannoli, Mahatma Gumbo, Salvador Deli, Elmer Pantry, K.F.C. And The Sponge Cake Band, Snackie Onassis... The Foodie Blues, Hoagie Carmichael and Wide Load.",chubby chunky blobbo slobbo fat bastard michelin man stay-puft chumbawamba it is balloon papa grandé augustus gloop beached whale big boned wisconsin skinny butterball dumptruck jelly belly pudgy wudgy lard ass blubberino buddha belly hurry eat tubman one ton soup blob saget chub hub calvin cool whip manfred manboobs 21 lump street walking before picture fatso harvey milk chocolate obese want cannoli mahatma gumbo salvador deli elmer pantry kfc and the sponge cake band snackie onassis the foodie blues hoagie carmichael and wide load,84 +157506,565,161,Lenny Leonard: What about Mr. Two Belts?,761000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,What about Mr. Two Belts?,what about mr two belts,5 +157507,565,162,"Homer Simpson: Good. Good. By which I mean bad, bad.",796000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Good. Good. By which I mean bad, bad.",good good by which i mean bad bad,8 +157508,565,163,"Moe Szyslak: You know, as long as we're opening this up and I'm glad you are, I wanna tell you guys that when you call me a gargoyle, a troll, or a homunculus, it kinda hurts my feelin's.",797000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"You know, as long as we're opening this up and I'm glad you are, I wanna tell you guys that when you call me a gargoyle, a troll, or a homunculus, it kinda hurts my feelin's.",you know as long as were opening this up and im glad you are i wanna tell you guys that when you call me a gargoyle a troll or a homunculus it kinda hurts my feelins,36 +157509,565,164,Lenny Leonard: What? You're kiddin'.,809000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,What? You're kiddin'.,what youre kiddin,3 +157510,565,165,Homer Simpson: We never dreamed.,810000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,We never dreamed.,we never dreamed,3 +157511,565,166,Carl Carlson: (KIND) Who knew goblins had feelings?,811000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,Who knew goblins had feelings?,who knew goblins had feelings,5 +157512,565,167,"Moe Szyslak: Ya see, that's what I'm talkin' about. Because--",813000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Ya see, that's what I'm talkin' about. Because--",ya see thats what im talkin about because--,8 +157513,565,168,PRIDESTERS: (CHANTING) WE'RE BIG! WE'RE PROUD! TWO OF US CAN MAKE A CROWD!,815000,TRUE,6727,15,PRIDESTERS,Moe's Tavern,WE'RE BIG! WE'RE PROUD! TWO OF US CAN MAKE A CROWD!,were big were proud two of us can make a crowd,11 +157514,565,169,"Homer Simpson: Sorry, fellas. There's a movement I have to join. I've learned there's something more important than drinking: eating.",819000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Sorry, fellas. There's a movement I have to join. I've learned there's something more important than drinking: eating.",sorry fellas theres a movement i have to join ive learned theres something more important than drinking eating,18 +157515,565,170,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - day),828000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +157516,565,171,Sideshow Mel: (TO UNSEEN STORE OWNER) Thank you for the easy financing. (SEEING SOMETHING O.S.) What the?,828000,TRUE,699,270,Sideshow Mel,Springfield Street,Thank you for the easy financing. What the?,thank you for the easy financing what the,8 +157517,565,172,ALBERT: Your store is forcing unattainable body images on our young people. I say end the thinsanity!,833000,TRUE,6728,270,ALBERT,Springfield Street,Your store is forcing unattainable body images on our young people. I say end the thinsanity!,your store is forcing unattainable body images on our young people i say end the thinsanity,16 +157518,565,173,"Julio: You, my friend, are wrong. Every girl should look like a sexy praying mantis from Milan whose hips are narrower than an Italian parliamentary majority. Whoo!",841000,TRUE,3853,270,Julio,Springfield Street,"You, my friend, are wrong. Every girl should look like a sexy praying mantis from Milan whose hips are narrower than an Italian parliamentary majority. Whoo!",you my friend are wrong every girl should look like a sexy praying mantis from milan whose hips are narrower than an italian parliamentary majority whoo,26 +157519,565,174,"Chief Wiggum: Okay people, show's over. Nothing to eat here. Now move along... if you can. If not, we're gonna have to take you in.",855000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,"Okay people, show's over. Nothing to eat here. Now move along... if you can. If not, we're gonna have to take you in.",okay people shows over nothing to eat here now move along if you can if not were gonna have to take you in,23 +157520,565,175,"ALBERT: Clancy, what are you doing? You're one of us.",863000,TRUE,6728,270,ALBERT,Springfield Street,"Clancy, what are you doing? You're one of us.",clancy what are you doing youre one of us,9 +157521,565,176,Chief Wiggum: You're right. Take me in Lou.,866000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,You're right. Take me in Lou.,youre right take me in lou,6 +157522,565,177,"Chief Wiggum: Jeez, Lou, you seem to be enjoying this.",874000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,"Jeez, Lou, you seem to be enjoying this.",jeez lou you seem to be enjoying this,8 +157523,565,178,"Lou: Just doing my job, Chief.",878000,TRUE,91,270,Lou,Springfield Street,"Just doing my job, Chief.",just doing my job chief,5 +157524,565,179,"Chief Wiggum: That's some nice tase work, Lou.",881000,TRUE,71,270,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Street,"That's some nice tase work, Lou.",thats some nice tase work lou,6 +157525,565,180,(SPRINGFIELD JAIL: ext. springfield jail - night - establishing),886000,FALSE,NA,409,NA,SPRINGFIELD JAIL,NA,NA,NA +157526,565,181,(SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL: INT. SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL - NIGHT),886000,FALSE,NA,4444,NA,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,NA,NA,NA +157527,565,182,Eddie: Homer Simpson?,886000,TRUE,90,4444,Eddie,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,Homer Simpson?,homer simpson,2 +157528,565,183,Homer Simpson: Right here.,888000,TRUE,2,4444,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,Right here.,right here,2 +157529,565,184,"Homer Simpson: Excuse me, pardon me, coming through.",889000,TRUE,2,4444,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,"Excuse me, pardon me, coming through.",excuse me pardon me coming through,6 +157530,565,185,"Homer Simpson: Comin' back, 'scuse me, pardon me...",892000,TRUE,2,4444,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,"Comin' back, 'scuse me, pardon me...",comin back scuse me pardon me,6 +157531,565,186,Homer Simpson: There we go. Comin' up... what can I do for you?,894000,TRUE,2,4444,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,There we go. Comin' up... what can I do for you?,there we go comin up what can i do for you,11 +157532,565,187,Eddie: You're free on bail.,897000,TRUE,90,4444,Eddie,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,You're free on bail.,youre free on bail,4 +157533,565,188,"Marge Simpson: Thank you. Although, I think the worst thing that ever happened to my husband was joining your group.",900000,TRUE,1,4444,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,"Thank you. Although, I think the worst thing that ever happened to my husband was joining your group.",thank you although i think the worst thing that ever happened to my husband was joining your group,18 +157534,565,189,PRIDESTERS: (ANGRY MUTTERING),900000,FALSE,6727,4444,PRIDESTERS,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,NA,NA,NA +157535,565,190,"ALBERT: (ANGRY STACCATO STUTTERS, THEN CALMLY:) I'll handle this. What is the point of a long life if it's not enjoyed?",914000,TRUE,6728,4444,ALBERT,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,I'll handle this. What is the point of a long life if it's not enjoyed?,ill handle this what is the point of a long life if its not enjoyed,15 +157536,565,191,"Marge Simpson: Homer, you have to choose. And I think the choice is clear.",920000,TRUE,1,4444,Marge Simpson,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,"Homer, you have to choose. And I think the choice is clear.",homer you have to choose and i think the choice is clear,12 +157537,565,192,"Homer Simpson: Guys, I'm comin' back in. Suck in your guts.",933000,TRUE,2,4444,Homer Simpson,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,"Guys, I'm comin' back in. Suck in your guts.",guys im comin back in suck in your guts,9 +157538,565,193,PRIDESTERS: (LOUD INHALE NOISE),933000,FALSE,6727,4444,PRIDESTERS,SPRINGFIELD JAIL CELL,NA,NA,NA +157539,565,194,(Simpson Home: ext. simpson house - evening - establishing),951000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157540,565,195,Grampa Simpson: (LAUGHS) Whee! Whee!,951000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Whee! Whee!,whee whee,2 +157541,565,196,Marge Simpson: Who's he giving a piggyback ride to?,954000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Who's he giving a piggyback ride to?,whos he giving a piggyback ride to,7 +157542,565,197,Bart Simpson: We don't know.,956000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,We don't know.,we dont know,3 +157543,565,198,"Lisa Simpson: Mom, what's wrong?",958000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, what's wrong?",mom whats wrong,3 +157544,565,199,Bart Simpson: How come Dad's not with you?,960000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,How come Dad's not with you?,how come dads not with you,6 +157545,565,200,Grampa Simpson: Are they settin' bail by the pound? (LAUGHS),961000,TRUE,31,5,Grampa Simpson,Simpson Home,Are they settin' bail by the pound?,are they settin bail by the pound,7 +157546,565,201,Marge Simpson: He chose to spend the night in a jail with strangers instead of with me.,961000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,He chose to spend the night in a jail with strangers instead of with me.,he chose to spend the night in a jail with strangers instead of with me,15 +157547,565,202,"Bart Simpson: Mom, Lisa and I learned we could solve any problem through song. Lisa, let's go write something that'll change Dad's mind.",968000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, Lisa and I learned we could solve any problem through song. Lisa, let's go write something that'll change Dad's mind.",mom lisa and i learned we could solve any problem through song lisa lets go write something thatll change dads mind,21 +157609,566,3,"Singers: (SING) MARGE, HIS WIFE!",141000,TRUE,276,NA,Singers,NA,"MARGE, HIS WIFE!",marge his wife,3 +157548,565,203,Lisa Simpson: Do you really think that we can write a song that does that?,976000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Do you really think that we can write a song that does that?,do you really think that we can write a song that does that,13 +157549,565,204,Bart Simpson: I just wanted to get out of the room. She was really bumming me out.,979000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I just wanted to get out of the room. She was really bumming me out.,i just wanted to get out of the room she was really bumming me out,15 +157550,565,205,"Bart Simpson: Aw, geez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.",985000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, geez, I thought writing another hit song would be easier.",aw geez i thought writing another hit song would be easier,11 +157551,565,206,"Lisa Simpson: Well, it would've helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.",989000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, it would've helped if you hadn't crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it.",well it wouldve helped if you hadnt crumpled up all the paper before we wrote anything on it,18 +157552,565,207,(Springfield Town Square: EXT. SPRINGFIELD TOWN SQUARE - DAY),995000,FALSE,NA,493,NA,Springfield Town Square,NA,NA,NA +157553,565,208,ALBERT: No more judgment. No more jokes. We will not be made to feel less than because we are greater than.,995000,TRUE,6728,493,ALBERT,Springfield Town Square,No more judgment. No more jokes. We will not be made to feel less than because we are greater than.,no more judgment no more jokes we will not be made to feel less than because we are greater than,20 +157554,565,209,Homer Simpson: I was distinctly promised no math!,1003000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,I was distinctly promised no math!,i was distinctly promised no math,6 +157555,565,210,"Marge Simpson: Homer, I want to say something extremely important the way a woman does: subtly through someone else. Kids?",1005000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Homer, I want to say something extremely important the way a woman does: subtly through someone else. Kids?",homer i want to say something extremely important the way a woman does subtly through someone else kids,18 +157556,565,211,"Lisa Simpson: Take it, Bart!",1016000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Take it, Bart!",take it bart,3 +157557,565,212,Bart Simpson: You take it!,1016000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,You take it!,you take it,3 +157558,565,213,Lisa Simpson: I gave it to you!,1018000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,I gave it to you!,i gave it to you,5 +157559,565,214,Bart Simpson: I refuse to accept it!,1020000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,I refuse to accept it!,i refuse to accept it,5 +157560,565,215,Lenny Leonard: Just start the song!,1021000,TRUE,165,493,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Town Square,Just start the song!,just start the song,4 +157561,565,216,"Lisa Simpson: (BREAKING) We couldn't write a song. We're one-hit wonders! But, is that such a crime? Look at J.D. Salinger.",1023000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"We couldn't write a song. We're one-hit wonders! But, is that such a crime? Look at J.D. Salinger.",we couldnt write a song were one-hit wonders but is that such a crime look at jd salinger,18 +157562,565,217,Comic Book Guy: Franny and Zooey.,1029000,TRUE,801,493,Comic Book Guy,Springfield Town Square,Franny and Zooey.,franny and zooey,3 +157563,565,218,Lisa Simpson: Rubik's Cube!,1030000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Rubik's Cube!,rubiks cube,2 +157564,565,219,Comic Book Guy: Rubik's Snake!,1031000,TRUE,801,493,Comic Book Guy,Springfield Town Square,Rubik's Snake!,rubiks snake,2 +157565,565,220,Lisa Simpson: Charles M. Schulz.,1032000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,Charles M. Schulz.,charles m schulz,3 +157566,565,221,Comic Book Guy: You've got me there.,1034000,TRUE,801,493,Comic Book Guy,Springfield Town Square,You've got me there.,youve got me there,4 +157567,565,222,Bart Simpson: It's her fault! She was suckin' all the gangsta out of everything!,1036000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,It's her fault! She was suckin' all the gangsta out of everything!,its her fault she was suckin all the gangsta out of everything,12 +157568,565,223,"Lisa Simpson: Well you're the only ""gangsta"" I know with a nine o'clock bedtime!",1039000,TRUE,9,493,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Well you're the only ""gangsta"" I know with a nine o'clock bedtime!",well youre the only gangsta i know with a nine oclock bedtime,12 +157569,565,224,"Bart Simpson: Nine-thirty, starting in summer! Mom said!",1042000,TRUE,8,493,Bart Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Nine-thirty, starting in summer! Mom said!",nine-thirty starting in summer mom said,6 +157570,565,225,"Marge Simpson: Oh, kids, stop arguing. Or keep arguing. I don't care. Homer, I'm sorry I tried to help you control your weight. (SAD SIGH) I'm not sure of anything anymore. Sorry I ever open my mouth.",1045000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Oh, kids, stop arguing. Or keep arguing. I don't care. Homer, I'm sorry I tried to help you control your weight. I'm not sure of anything anymore. Sorry I ever open my mouth.",oh kids stop arguing or keep arguing i dont care homer im sorry i tried to help you control your weight im not sure of anything anymore sorry i ever open my mouth,33 +157571,565,226,"Homer Simpson: Marge, it's not your fault that you can't win against a superior being like Albert.",1058000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Marge, it's not your fault that you can't win against a superior being like Albert.",marge its not your fault that you cant win against a superior being like albert,15 +157572,565,227,"Homer Simpson: But Marge, I don't want you to ever stop caring about me.",1066000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"But Marge, I don't want you to ever stop caring about me.",but marge i dont want you to ever stop caring about me,12 +157573,565,228,Marge Simpson: How can you follow a leader who won't even get up out of his chair?,1069000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,How can you follow a leader who won't even get up out of his chair?,how can you follow a leader who wont even get up out of his chair,15 +157574,565,229,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader: Professor X of the X-Men.",1072000,TRUE,2,493,Homer Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"Marge, I believe you're forgetting America's greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader: Professor X of the X-Men.",marge i believe youre forgetting americas greatest wartime wheelchair-bound leader professor x of the x-men,15 +157610,566,4,(Homer's Bedroom: Int. Homer's bedroom - reality),165000,FALSE,NA,938,NA,Homer's Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +157575,565,230,"Marge Simpson: It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't.",1080000,TRUE,1,493,Marge Simpson,Springfield Town Square,"It's not that Professor X wouldn't get up, it's that he couldn't.",its not that professor x wouldnt get up its that he couldnt,12 +157576,565,231,ALBERT: (UPSET) Well I'll show you who can get up!,1084000,TRUE,6728,493,ALBERT,Springfield Town Square,Well I'll show you who can get up!,well ill show you who can get up,8 +157577,565,232,ALBERT: That's right! I don't need this scooter! All of you! Follow me to the future! (HEART ATTACK NOISE),1099000,TRUE,6728,493,ALBERT,Springfield Town Square,That's right! I don't need this scooter! All of you! Follow me to the future!,thats right i dont need this scooter all of you follow me to the future,15 +157578,565,233,"Dr. Julius Hibbert: Oh, dear God. Stick a forklift in him, he's dead. (CHUCKLES)",1109000,TRUE,332,493,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Town Square,"Oh, dear God. Stick a forklift in him, he's dead.",oh dear god stick a forklift in him hes dead,10 +157579,565,234,"(""MARKUP BROTHERS FUNERAL HOME"": ext. ""markup brothers funeral home"" - day - est.)",1130000,FALSE,NA,4445,NA,MARKUP BROTHERS FUNERAL HOME,NA,NA,NA +157580,565,235,(Funeral Home: Int. FUNERAL HOME - CONTINUOUS),1130000,FALSE,NA,2024,NA,Funeral Home,NA,NA,NA +157581,565,236,"Homer Simpson: I've never written an eulogy before, but this time I did. Unfortunately, I left it at home.",1130000,TRUE,2,2024,Homer Simpson,Funeral Home,"I've never written an eulogy before, but this time I did. Unfortunately, I left it at home.",ive never written an eulogy before but this time i did unfortunately i left it at home,17 +157582,565,237,"Homer Simpson: Thanks, lady.",1138000,TRUE,2,2024,Homer Simpson,Funeral Home,"Thanks, lady.",thanks lady,2 +157583,565,238,Homer Simpson: (READING) What Albert taught us is that all people have pride and no group should ever be insulted. He knew what was important was how you lived your life every day...till he was taken from us too soon at the age of...,1140000,TRUE,2,2024,Homer Simpson,Funeral Home,What Albert taught us is that all people have pride and no group should ever be insulted. He knew what was important was how you lived your life every day...till he was taken from us too soon at the age of...,what albert taught us is that all people have pride and no group should ever be insulted he knew what was important was how you lived your life every daytill he was taken from us too soon at the age of,41 +157584,565,239,"Homer Simpson: Twenty-three?! People, for God's sake, join a gym.",1157000,TRUE,2,2024,Homer Simpson,Funeral Home,"Twenty-three?! People, for God's sake, join a gym.",twenty-three people for gods sake join a gym,8 +157585,565,240,PRIDESTERS: Amen. / I hear that. / (ETC.),1162000,TRUE,6727,2024,PRIDESTERS,Funeral Home,Amen. / I hear that. /,amen i hear that,4 +157586,565,241,"Comic Book Guy: Kumiko, would you still love me if I lost weight?",1162000,TRUE,801,2024,Comic Book Guy,Funeral Home,"Kumiko, would you still love me if I lost weight?",kumiko would you still love me if i lost weight,10 +157587,565,242,Kumiko: Much more!,1165000,TRUE,6484,2024,Kumiko,Funeral Home,Much more!,much more,2 +157588,565,243,"Homer Simpson: Marge, I'm sorry I was proud of myself.",1165000,TRUE,2,2024,Homer Simpson,Funeral Home,"Marge, I'm sorry I was proud of myself.",marge im sorry i was proud of myself,8 +157589,565,244,Marge Simpson: That's not really what I was--,1170000,TRUE,1,2024,Marge Simpson,Funeral Home,That's not really what I was--,thats not really what i was--,6 +157590,565,245,"Homer Simpson: It will never happen again. Now come on, let's walk home.",1171000,TRUE,2,2024,Homer Simpson,Funeral Home,"It will never happen again. Now come on, let's walk home.",it will never happen again now come on lets walk home,11 +157591,565,246,Marge Simpson: Absolutely.,1175000,TRUE,1,2024,Marge Simpson,Funeral Home,Absolutely.,absolutely,1 +157592,565,247,(Springfield Street: ext. springfield street - sunset),1177000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +157593,565,248,Homer Simpson: Can I ask you something? What is it that keeps you with me?,1177000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,Can I ask you something? What is it that keeps you with me?,can i ask you something what is it that keeps you with me,13 +157594,565,249,"Marge Simpson: It's because everything you love, you love so much.",1181000,TRUE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,"It's because everything you love, you love so much.",its because everything you love you love so much,9 +157595,565,250,"Homer Simpson: And because you love me, I will not stop yo-yo dieting till I get it right.",1186000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,"And because you love me, I will not stop yo-yo dieting till I get it right.",and because you love me i will not stop yo-yo dieting till i get it right,16 +157596,565,251,Marge Simpson: (TOUCHED NOISE),1186000,FALSE,1,270,Marge Simpson,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +157597,565,252,Homer Simpson: At last.,1210000,TRUE,2,270,Homer Simpson,Springfield Street,At last.,at last,2 +157600,565,255,Milhouse Van Houten: Bart's very mature. Take it from the little boy in his tummy. Now when do I get to be the head again?,1217000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,Bart's very mature. Take it from the little boy in his tummy. Now when do I get to be the head again?,barts very mature take it from the little boy in his tummy now when do i get to be the head again,22 +157602,565,257,"Milhouse Van Houten: It's always ""soon.""",1224000,TRUE,25,270,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Street,"It's always ""soon.""",its always soon,3 +157603,565,258,(Desert: Ext. desert - day),1224000,FALSE,NA,1222,NA,Desert,NA,NA,NA +157604,565,259,Hans Moleman: Whoa!,1224000,TRUE,963,1222,Hans Moleman,Desert,Whoa!,whoa,1 +157605,565,260,Hans Moleman: I wish I'd said that earlier.,1238000,TRUE,963,1222,Hans Moleman,Desert,I wish I'd said that earlier.,i wish id said that earlier,6 +157606,566,0,Singers: (SING) HERE'S HOMER SIMPSON!,124000,TRUE,276,NA,Singers,NA,HERE'S HOMER SIMPSON!,heres homer simpson,3 +157607,566,1,Singers: (SING) AND THE PROB-LEM CHILD!,129000,TRUE,276,NA,Singers,NA,AND THE PROB-LEM CHILD!,and the prob-lem child,4 +157599,565,254,Adult Lisa: You finally reached emotional maturity. Unlike Bart.,1213000,TRUE,9,270,Adult Lisa,Springfield Street,You finally reached emotional maturity. Unlike Bart.,you finally reached emotional maturity unlike bart,7 +157611,566,5,Homer Simpson: Marge! Stop that crazy thing!,165000,TRUE,2,938,Homer Simpson,Homer's Bedroom,Marge! Stop that crazy thing!,marge stop that crazy thing,5 +157612,566,6,"Marge Simpson: I've printed out our driving plan! If we work together, we can get Bart to his sports...Lisa to her music...and Maggie to the five birthday parties she's invited to today.",168000,TRUE,1,938,Marge Simpson,Homer's Bedroom,"I've printed out our driving plan! If we work together, we can get Bart to his sports...Lisa to her music...and Maggie to the five birthday parties she's invited to today.",ive printed out our driving plan if we work together we can get bart to his sportslisa to her musicand maggie to the five birthday parties shes invited to today,30 +157613,566,7,(Bedroom: Int. bedroom - continuous),179000,FALSE,NA,298,NA,Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +157614,566,8,Homer Simpson: (DETERMINED) I'm not spending my precious Saturday chauffeuring those over-privileged kids to a better life than I ever had.,179000,TRUE,2,298,Homer Simpson,Bedroom,I'm not spending my precious Saturday chauffeuring those over-privileged kids to a better life than I ever had.,im not spending my precious saturday chauffeuring those over-privileged kids to a better life than i ever had,18 +157615,566,9,Little Homer: I need a ride to Cub Scouts.,186000,TRUE,5215,298,Little Homer,Bedroom,I need a ride to Cub Scouts.,i need a ride to cub scouts,7 +157617,566,11,Homer Simpson: (SURPRISED SCREAM),187000,FALSE,2,298,Homer Simpson,Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +157619,566,13,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - continuous),197000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157620,566,14,Marge Simpson: Homie! Are you dressed? You have soccer setup in twenty minutes! (STUNNED) Homie?!,197000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie! Are you dressed? You have soccer setup in twenty minutes! Homie?!,homie are you dressed you have soccer setup in twenty minutes homie,12 +157621,566,15,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - morning - continuous),207000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157622,566,16,"Homer Simpson: Moe, quick! Beer me before I answer the phone!",207000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, quick! Beer me before I answer the phone!",moe quick beer me before i answer the phone,9 +157623,566,17,"Moe Szyslak: (RELAXED) Ah, the first pour of the day. Let me just tie on my apron, limber up the ol' tap-pullin' arm...",209000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Ah, the first pour of the day. Let me just tie on my apron, limber up the ol' tap-pullin' arm...",ah the first pour of the day let me just tie on my apron limber up the ol tap-pullin arm,20 +157624,566,18,Moe Szyslak: (TIME-WASTING NOISES),209000,FALSE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157625,566,19,Homer Simpson: (EXTREMELY INTENSE) I need it now!,221000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,I need it now!,i need it now,4 +157626,566,20,"Homer Simpson: (SUPER CASUAL) Hey, Marge. I'm supposed to help drive the kids? Oh, man, I wish I knew that sooner, but I just had a beer.",227000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, Marge. I'm supposed to help drive the kids? Oh, man, I wish I knew that sooner, but I just had a beer.",hey marge im supposed to help drive the kids oh man i wish i knew that sooner but i just had a beer,23 +157627,566,21,Marge Simpson: (INTO PHONE) You're already drinking at eight o'clock in the morning? How much have you had?,235000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,You're already drinking at eight o'clock in the morning? How much have you had?,youre already drinking at eight oclock in the morning how much have you had,14 +157628,566,22,Homer Simpson: Woo hoo! Off the hook!,245000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Woo hoo! Off the hook!,woo hoo off the hook,5 +157629,566,23,Marge Simpson: Looks like this is all me.,247000,TRUE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Looks like this is all me.,looks like this is all me,6 +157630,566,24,"Homer Simpson: Yeah, while you're at it can you pick me up some beer?",250000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, while you're at it can you pick me up some beer?",yeah while youre at it can you pick me up some beer,12 +157631,566,25,Marge Simpson: (AGGRAVATED MURMUR),250000,FALSE,1,15,Marge Simpson,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157632,566,26,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - DAY - a little later),276000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157633,566,27,"Snake Jailbird: Well, we've got an hour. Who wants coffee?",276000,TRUE,518,5,Snake Jailbird,Simpson Home,"Well, we've got an hour. Who wants coffee?",well weve got an hour who wants coffee,8 +157634,566,28,"Chief Wiggum: Okay, but I'm buyin'.",279000,TRUE,71,5,Chief Wiggum,Simpson Home,"Okay, but I'm buyin'.",okay but im buyin,4 +157635,566,29,"Snake Jailbird: No, no, I insist. I'm stealing.",280000,TRUE,518,5,Snake Jailbird,Simpson Home,"No, no, I insist. I'm stealing.",no no i insist im stealing,6 +157636,566,30,"Marge Simpson: See ya at the bake sale, sucker!",333000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"See ya at the bake sale, sucker!",see ya at the bake sale sucker,7 +157637,566,31,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - day),336000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157638,566,32,"Moe Szyslak: ...So Sideshow Mel is drinkin' here all afternoon. When I show him the tab, he says he left his wallet in his other skirt, and he pays me with this!",336000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"...So Sideshow Mel is drinkin' here all afternoon. When I show him the tab, he says he left his wallet in his other skirt, and he pays me with this!",so sideshow mel is drinkin here all afternoon when i show him the tab he says he left his wallet in his other skirt and he pays me with this,30 +157639,566,33,"Carl Carlson: Hey, this is a ticket to see Laney Fontaine -- she's the brassiest broad on Broadway!",345000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, this is a ticket to see Laney Fontaine -- she's the brassiest broad on Broadway!",hey this is a ticket to see laney fontaine -- shes the brassiest broad on broadway,16 +157640,566,34,"Lenny Leonard: She's funny and vulgar and fulla Hollywood stories, like, uh... Jimmy Stewart was a super-nice guy.",350000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"She's funny and vulgar and fulla Hollywood stories, like, uh... Jimmy Stewart was a super-nice guy.",shes funny and vulgar and fulla hollywood stories like uh jimmy stewart was a super-nice guy,16 +157641,566,35,"Moe Szyslak: Geez, now I wanna go!",356000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Geez, now I wanna go!",geez now i wanna go,5 +157642,566,36,Lenny Leonard: Why can'tcha?,357000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Why can'tcha?,why cantcha,2 +157643,566,37,Moe Szyslak: I can't close down the bar on a Saturday. That's when you guys can drink 'cause you're not workin' for three days.,358000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I can't close down the bar on a Saturday. That's when you guys can drink 'cause you're not workin' for three days.,i cant close down the bar on a saturday thats when you guys can drink cause youre not workin for three days,22 +157644,566,38,Homer Simpson: Hey Moe... I'll take care of the bar. You did me a favor today.,364000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Hey Moe... I'll take care of the bar. You did me a favor today.,hey moe ill take care of the bar you did me a favor today,14 +157645,566,39,"Moe Szyslak: Huh... well, okay. Uh, let me just show you where everything is... (QUICKLY POINTS TO ITEMS) shotgun, shotgun shells, blood mop, bag of lime -- and that's it. Now boys, I gotta get dressed for the, uh, (HIGH-FALUTIN') ""theatah""!",368000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Huh... well, okay. Uh, let me just show you where everything is... shotgun, shotgun shells, blood mop, bag of lime -- and that's it. Now boys, I gotta get dressed for the, uh, ""theatah""!",huh well okay uh let me just show you where everything is shotgun shotgun shells blood mop bag of lime -- and thats it now boys i gotta get dressed for the uh theatah,34 +157646,566,40,Moe Szyslak: And done. (EXITS),381000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,And done.,and done,2 +157647,566,41,(Texxon Station: EXT. Texxon station - GAS PUMPS - END OF THE DAY),383000,FALSE,NA,3805,NA,Texxon Station,NA,NA,NA +157648,566,42,"Marge Simpson: Dare I say it? (QUIETLY, TO HERSELF) Yippee!",383000,TRUE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,Dare I say it? Yippee!,dare i say it yippee,5 +157649,566,43,"Marge Simpson: Ooh, I didn't know we could decorate our cars.",390000,TRUE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,"Ooh, I didn't know we could decorate our cars.",ooh i didnt know we could decorate our cars,9 +157650,566,44,"Young Man: (RE: CAR) No-no. It's a Here2There smile. When that's on my grille, I'm getting' paid to drive people around.",393000,TRUE,1356,3805,Young Man,Texxon Station,"No-no. It's a Here2There smile. When that's on my grille, I'm getting' paid to drive people around.",no-no its a here2there smile when thats on my grille im getting paid to drive people around,17 +157651,566,45,Marge Simpson: (TO YOUNG MAN) So you're a taxi?,398000,TRUE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,So you're a taxi?,so youre a taxi,4 +157652,566,46,"Young Man: No. (LAUGHS) No, no. (FIRMLY) No. We're a social media-based ride share service. We bring the (AIR QUOTES) ""fair"" back to (AIR QUOTES) ""fares."" Those aren't air quotes. My fingers start doing that after they're around the wheel all day.",400000,TRUE,1356,3805,Young Man,Texxon Station,"No. No, no. No. We're a social media-based ride share service. We bring the ""fair"" back to ""fares."" Those aren't air quotes. My fingers start doing that after they're around the wheel all day.",no no no no were a social media-based ride share service we bring the fair back to fares those arent air quotes my fingers start doing that after theyre around the wheel all day,34 +157653,566,47,"Marge Simpson: (CONCERNED MURMUR) Well, I drive all day and I don't get paid a thing. With the money you make, I could buy a fridge with... (DREAMILY) an icemaker.",411000,TRUE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,"Well, I drive all day and I don't get paid a thing. With the money you make, I could buy a fridge with... an icemaker.",well i drive all day and i dont get paid a thing with the money you make i could buy a fridge with an icemaker,25 +157654,566,48,Marge Simpson: (ORGASMIC MOAN),411000,FALSE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,NA,NA,NA +157655,566,49,Young Man: You wanna work for us?,429000,TRUE,1356,3805,Young Man,Texxon Station,You wanna work for us?,you wanna work for us,5 +157656,566,50,Marge Simpson: Sure!,430000,TRUE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,Sure!,sure,1 +157657,566,51,Young Man: Are you over twenty-three?,431000,TRUE,1356,3805,Young Man,Texxon Station,Are you over twenty-three?,are you over twenty-three,4 +157658,566,52,Marge Simpson: (GIGGLES) Yes.,432000,TRUE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,Yes.,yes,1 +157659,566,53,Young Man: And are you under eighty?,434000,TRUE,1356,3805,Young Man,Texxon Station,And are you under eighty?,and are you under eighty,5 +157660,566,54,Marge Simpson: (OFFENDED) Yes.,435000,TRUE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,Yes.,yes,1 +157661,566,55,Young Man: You're in!,436000,TRUE,1356,3805,Young Man,Texxon Station,You're in!,youre in,2 +157662,566,56,Marge Simpson: (EXCITED NOISE),436000,FALSE,1,3805,Marge Simpson,Texxon Station,NA,NA,NA +157663,566,57,Grampa Simpson: What the? When I was a young car I didn't sit around smilin' like I had nothin' better to do!,442000,TRUE,31,3805,Grampa Simpson,Texxon Station,What the? When I was a young car I didn't sit around smilin' like I had nothin' better to do!,what the when i was a young car i didnt sit around smilin like i had nothin better to do,20 +157664,566,58,(Moe's Tavern: INT. MOE'S - LATER),451000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157665,566,59,"Homer Simpson: Man, Moe's barely got two nickels to rub together.",451000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Man, Moe's barely got two nickels to rub together.",man moes barely got two nickels to rub together,9 +157666,566,60,Carl Carlson: I know a way we can make this Moe's biggest Saturday night ever.,459000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,I know a way we can make this Moe's biggest Saturday night ever.,i know a way we can make this moes biggest saturday night ever,13 +157667,566,61,Lenny Leonard: How does Moe make money if ladies drink free?,464000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,How does Moe make money if ladies drink free?,how does moe make money if ladies drink free,9 +157668,566,62,"Carl Carlson: That's the beauty part. This place is about to be filled with guys, buyin' beers, hoping to meet ladies. Huh.",466000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"That's the beauty part. This place is about to be filled with guys, buyin' beers, hoping to meet ladies. Huh.",thats the beauty part this place is about to be filled with guys buyin beers hoping to meet ladies huh,20 +157669,566,63,"Lenny Leonard: Brilliant! Ooh, and thanks for telling me what the beauty part of it was.",468000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Brilliant! Ooh, and thanks for telling me what the beauty part of it was.",brilliant ooh and thanks for telling me what the beauty part of it was,14 +157671,566,65,"LANEY FONTAINE: So they pulled out my gallbladder, zip me up, I grabbed a cab, tapped my understudy and said ""not tonight, honey."" And here's the song I killed 'em with!",478000,TRUE,6729,561,LANEY FONTAINE,Theater,"So they pulled out my gallbladder, zip me up, I grabbed a cab, tapped my understudy and said ""not tonight, honey."" And here's the song I killed 'em with!",so they pulled out my gallbladder zip me up i grabbed a cab tapped my understudy and said not tonight honey and heres the song i killed em with,29 +157672,566,66,LANEY FONTAINE: (SINGS) IF THIS ISN'T LOVE / THE WHOLE WORLD IS CRAZY / IF THIS ISN'T LOVE /,496000,TRUE,6729,561,LANEY FONTAINE,Theater,IF THIS ISN'T LOVE / THE WHOLE WORLD IS CRAZY / IF THIS ISN'T LOVE /,if this isnt love the whole world is crazy if this isnt love,13 +157673,566,67,"LANEY FONTAINE: (SINGS) WHO'S THIS, PATRICK SWAYZE? (CHUCKLES)",502000,TRUE,6729,561,LANEY FONTAINE,Theater,"WHO'S THIS, PATRICK SWAYZE?",whos this patrick swayze,4 +157674,566,68,Moe Szyslak: (THRILLED) She changed the lyrics... for me!,506000,TRUE,17,561,Moe Szyslak,Theater,She changed the lyrics... for me!,she changed the lyrics for me,6 +157675,566,69,"LANEY FONTAINE: (TO CROWD) Then came the bombs... ""Tobacco Valley,"" ""What Color Is Your Tambourine?,"" and ""The Smell Of Music."" But I'm still here, and I'd like to dedicate this song to the one great love of my life... the man who was my third and fifth husband. But you never know what the future holds.",510000,TRUE,6729,561,LANEY FONTAINE,Theater,"Then came the bombs... ""Tobacco Valley,"" ""What Color Is Your Tambourine?,"" and ""The Smell Of Music."" But I'm still here, and I'd like to dedicate this song to the one great love of my life... the man who was my third and fifth husband. But you never know what the future holds.",then came the bombs tobacco valley what color is your tambourine and the smell of music but im still here and id like to dedicate this song to the one great love of my life the man who was my third and fifth husband but you never know what the future holds,52 +157676,566,70,Moe Szyslak: (DELIGHTED NOISE),510000,FALSE,17,561,Moe Szyslak,Theater,NA,NA,NA +157677,566,71,(Moe's Tavern: ext. moe's - night - at the same time),535000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157678,566,72,Lenny Leonard: Not a man in sight. We got the...Cheery Red Tomatoes...a bachelorette party...,535000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Not a man in sight. We got the...Cheery Red Tomatoes...a bachelorette party...,not a man in sight we got thecheery red tomatoesa bachelorette party,12 +157679,566,73,Lenny Leonard: Ooh! Lady Duff!,541000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Ooh! Lady Duff!,ooh lady duff,3 +157680,566,74,"LADY DUFF: (HOLDS UP BOTTLE) I am woman, hear me pour! Oh yeah!",542000,TRUE,6730,15,LADY DUFF,Moe's Tavern,"I am woman, hear me pour! Oh yeah!",i am woman hear me pour oh yeah,8 +157681,566,75,Homer Simpson: There's no guys! We haven't made any money.,546000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,There's no guys! We haven't made any money.,theres no guys we havent made any money,8 +157682,566,76,"Carl Carlson: Not yet, but at least we're hearing some interesting conversation from those two book clubs.",550000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Not yet, but at least we're hearing some interesting conversation from those two book clubs.",not yet but at least were hearing some interesting conversation from those two book clubs,15 +157683,566,77,"BOOK CLUB MEMBER: Well, we thought ""The Heaven Lovers' Club"" was rich and spiritual.",554000,TRUE,6731,15,BOOK CLUB MEMBER,Moe's Tavern,"Well, we thought ""The Heaven Lovers' Club"" was rich and spiritual.",well we thought the heaven lovers club was rich and spiritual,11 +157684,566,78,OTHER BOOK CLUB MEMBER: We thought it was maybe a little slow!,559000,TRUE,6732,15,OTHER BOOK CLUB MEMBER,Moe's Tavern,We thought it was maybe a little slow!,we thought it was maybe a little slow,8 +157685,566,79,"BOOK CLUB MEMBER: (THREATENING) Well, maybe I can liven it up for ya.",562000,TRUE,6731,15,BOOK CLUB MEMBER,Moe's Tavern,"Well, maybe I can liven it up for ya.",well maybe i can liven it up for ya,9 +157686,566,80,Lenny Leonard: (KINDLY) Let me help you up.,567000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Let me help you up.,let me help you up,5 +157687,566,81,(Springfield Street: Ext. Springfield street - night),569000,FALSE,NA,270,NA,Springfield Street,NA,NA,NA +157688,566,82,"Moe Szyslak: Okay, stop here, please.",569000,TRUE,17,270,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Street,"Okay, stop here, please.",okay stop here please,4 +157689,566,83,(Moe's Tavern: EXT. moe's - continuous),575000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157690,566,84,LANEY FONTAINE: So this is the charming tavern you've been telling me about.,575000,TRUE,6729,15,LANEY FONTAINE,Moe's Tavern,So this is the charming tavern you've been telling me about.,so this is the charming tavern youve been telling me about,11 +157691,566,85,Moe Szyslak: Yep. Nice and cozy and... (BIGGEST EVER) Whaaaa?!,579000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Yep. Nice and cozy and... Whaaaa?!,yep nice and cozy and whaaaa,6 +157692,566,86,Moe Szyslak: My craphole! My precious craphole!,590000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,My craphole! My precious craphole!,my craphole my precious craphole,5 +157693,566,87,BOOK CLUB MEMBER: Anyone tries to stop me and you'll see her lovely bones all over the floor!,593000,TRUE,6731,15,BOOK CLUB MEMBER,Moe's Tavern,Anyone tries to stop me and you'll see her lovely bones all over the floor!,anyone tries to stop me and youll see her lovely bones all over the floor,15 +157694,566,88,Moe Szyslak: (DAZED) This is nuts!,599000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,This is nuts!,this is nuts,3 +157695,566,89,"Moe Szyslak: Tell me you still work, Love Tester!",601000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Tell me you still work, Love Tester!",tell me you still work love tester,7 +157696,566,90,Moe Szyslak: (MOAN) I'm ruined!,604000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I'm ruined!,im ruined,2 +157697,566,91,"LANEY FONTAINE: Sorry, Moe. I love losers, but only after they've bounced at the bottom. (SINGING) 'CAUSE I'M THE BRASSIEST PIECE OF SASS IN THIS WHOLE DAMN TOWN!",606000,TRUE,6729,15,LANEY FONTAINE,Moe's Tavern,"Sorry, Moe. I love losers, but only after they've bounced at the bottom. 'CAUSE I'M THE BRASSIEST PIECE OF SASS IN THIS WHOLE DAMN TOWN!",sorry moe i love losers but only after theyve bounced at the bottom cause im the brassiest piece of sass in this whole damn town,25 +157698,566,92,Moe Szyslak: You guys cost me my chance with a woman of a certain age! (HEAVING SOBS),619000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,You guys cost me my chance with a woman of a certain age!,you guys cost me my chance with a woman of a certain age,13 +157699,566,93,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's tavern - night - continuous),627000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157700,566,94,"Carl Carlson: Hey, come on, all is not lost. (HOLDS UP COASTER) This coaster's fine.",627000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, come on, all is not lost. This coaster's fine.",hey come on all is not lost this coasters fine,10 +157701,566,95,Moe Szyslak: You are not my friends. To me you're just mouths drinkin' beers!,637000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,You are not my friends. To me you're just mouths drinkin' beers!,you are not my friends to me youre just mouths drinkin beers,12 +157702,566,96,Lenny Leonard: You can't mean that!,642000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,You can't mean that!,you cant mean that,4 +157703,566,97,Homer Simpson: We don't look at you that way.,643000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,We don't look at you that way.,we dont look at you that way,7 +157704,566,98,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I-I'm sorry for snappin' at you guys. But, but I'm ruint. (SMALL SOB) I-I'll have to live on my savings here.",646000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, I-I'm sorry for snappin' at you guys. But, but I'm ruint. I-I'll have to live on my savings here.",yeah i-im sorry for snappin at you guys but but im ruint i-ill have to live on my savings here,20 +157705,566,99,"Moe Szyslak: All right, who rubbed my nickels?!",654000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"All right, who rubbed my nickels?!",all right who rubbed my nickels,6 +157706,566,100,"Lenny Leonard: Hey, wait a minute! We can get you a job! There's an opening at the nuclear plant 'cause of that guy that defected to North Korea.",656000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Hey, wait a minute! We can get you a job! There's an opening at the nuclear plant 'cause of that guy that defected to North Korea.",hey wait a minute we can get you a job theres an opening at the nuclear plant cause of that guy that defected to north korea,26 +157707,566,101,Homer Simpson: Good ol' Dae Ho. Used to give me the pickles off his sandwich. And all I had to do was let him copy some keys.,663000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Good ol' Dae Ho. Used to give me the pickles off his sandwich. And all I had to do was let him copy some keys.,good ol dae ho used to give me the pickles off his sandwich and all i had to do was let him copy some keys,25 +157708,566,102,"Lenny Leonard: Moe, can you pass a background check?",670000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, can you pass a background check?",moe can you pass a background check,7 +157709,566,103,Moe Szyslak: Ummmmmmmmm... ehhhhhhhh... errrrrrr... ehhhhhhhhh... ehhhhhh sure.,672000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Ummmmmmmmm... ehhhhhhhh... errrrrrr... ehhhhhhhhh... ehhhhhh sure.,ummmmmmmmm ehhhhhhhh errrrrrr ehhhhhhhhh ehhhhhh sure,6 +157710,566,104,"Carl Carlson: Well, then you're in!",680000,TRUE,170,15,Carl Carlson,Moe's Tavern,"Well, then you're in!",well then youre in,4 +157711,566,105,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, how far do they go back?",681000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, how far do they go back?",yeah how far do they go back,7 +157712,566,106,Lenny Leonard: Six months.,682000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Six months.,six months,2 +157713,566,107,"Moe Szyslak: Kay, I'm gonna apply in a week.",684000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Kay, I'm gonna apply in a week.",kay im gonna apply in a week,7 +157714,566,108,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - day - establishing),689000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +157715,566,109,"Lisa Simpson: Ooh, Mom. Someone wants you to give them a ride.",689000,TRUE,9,1033,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Streets,"Ooh, Mom. Someone wants you to give them a ride.",ooh mom someone wants you to give them a ride,10 +157716,566,110,Marge Simpson: At last! I'll earn money for schlepping!,692000,TRUE,1,1033,Marge Simpson,Springfield Streets,At last! I'll earn money for schlepping!,at last ill earn money for schlepping,7 +157717,566,111,"Milhouse Van Houten: Wow, your mom has a job and my Dad still doesn't?",695000,TRUE,25,1033,Milhouse Van Houten,Springfield Streets,"Wow, your mom has a job and my Dad still doesn't?",wow your mom has a job and my dad still doesnt,11 +157718,566,112,"Kirk Van Houten: Just wait till winter comes, son. There'll be driveways to salt. Long, long driveways!",698000,TRUE,817,1033,Kirk Van Houten,Springfield Streets,"Just wait till winter comes, son. There'll be driveways to salt. Long, long driveways!",just wait till winter comes son therell be driveways to salt long long driveways,14 +157719,566,113,(Springfield: ext. springfield - kearney's house),708000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +157720,566,114,Shauna Chalmers: (PAYS) Thanks for the lift. It's nice to know I can get a ride without having to put out.,708000,TRUE,5625,216,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield,Thanks for the lift. It's nice to know I can get a ride without having to put out.,thanks for the lift its nice to know i can get a ride without having to put out,18 +157721,566,115,"Marge Simpson: You're welcome. And if you really want to get your belly button pierced, go see a professional.",712000,TRUE,1,216,Marge Simpson,Springfield,"You're welcome. And if you really want to get your belly button pierced, go see a professional.",youre welcome and if you really want to get your belly button pierced go see a professional,17 +157722,566,116,"Kearney Zzyzwicz: I'm ready for ya, babe.",718000,TRUE,145,216,Kearney Zzyzwicz,Springfield,"I'm ready for ya, babe.",im ready for ya babe,5 +157723,566,117,Shauna Chalmers: I'm gonna have this done properly at a kiosk in the mall. I'm Shauna.,720000,TRUE,5625,216,Shauna Chalmers,Springfield,I'm gonna have this done properly at a kiosk in the mall. I'm Shauna.,im gonna have this done properly at a kiosk in the mall im shauna,14 +157724,566,118,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. springfield nuclear plant - DAY - ESTABLISHING),728000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157725,566,119,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. NUCLEAR PLANT - CONTINUOUS),728000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157726,566,120,"Waylon Smithers: Welcome to Springfield Nuclear, Szyslak. We'll start you off in janitorial, but there is room for advancement.",728000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Welcome to Springfield Nuclear, Szyslak. We'll start you off in janitorial, but there is room for advancement.",welcome to springfield nuclear szyslak well start you off in janitorial but there is room for advancement,17 +157758,566,152,"Moe Szyslak: How come on your badge you got a mustache, but now you're not wearin' one, eh?",818000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"How come on your badge you got a mustache, but now you're not wearin' one, eh?",how come on your badge you got a mustache but now youre not wearin one eh,16 +157727,566,121,"Moe Szyslak: Hey, I sure appreciate this, fellas. What you guys did to me, then for me, I'll never forget slash forgive. (WARMLY) So, thanks a lot. Also (SARCASTIC) thanks a lot.",733000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, I sure appreciate this, fellas. What you guys did to me, then for me, I'll never forget slash forgive. So, thanks a lot. Also thanks a lot.",hey i sure appreciate this fellas what you guys did to me then for me ill never forget slash forgive so thanks a lot also thanks a lot,28 +157728,566,122,"Nelson Muntz: What's for dinner, mom?",743000,TRUE,101,10,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"What's for dinner, mom?",whats for dinner mom,4 +157729,566,123,"Marge Simpson: I'm... I'm sorry, but I'm not your mother.",745000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I'm... I'm sorry, but I'm not your mother.",im im sorry but im not your mother,8 +157730,566,124,"Nelson Muntz: Hey, I'm the one paying.",748000,TRUE,101,10,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, I'm the one paying.",hey im the one paying,5 +157731,566,125,Marge Simpson: Fine. There's meatloaf...,750000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Fine. There's meatloaf...,fine theres meatloaf,3 +157732,566,126,Nelson Muntz: Ooh! (THEN) What's meatloaf?,752000,TRUE,101,10,Nelson Muntz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Ooh! What's meatloaf?,ooh whats meatloaf,3 +157733,566,127,"Groundskeeper Willie: Left, left, left, leffft, left, left...left, left, uhhh... left...",755000,TRUE,404,10,Groundskeeper Willie,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Left, left, left, leffft, left, left...left, left, uhhh... left...",left left left leffft left leftleft left uhhh left,9 +157734,566,128,Gil Gunderson: Flamingoes turn pink from eating shrimp! Cats have over a hundred vocal chords! The Golden Gate Bridge is the longest span between two towers!,764000,TRUE,2369,10,Gil Gunderson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Flamingoes turn pink from eating shrimp! Cats have over a hundred vocal chords! The Golden Gate Bridge is the longest span between two towers!,flamingoes turn pink from eating shrimp cats have over a hundred vocal chords the golden gate bridge is the longest span between two towers,24 +157735,566,129,Marge Simpson: Why are you telling me all these things?,771000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Why are you telling me all these things?,why are you telling me all these things,8 +157736,566,130,Gil Gunderson: Isn't this Cash Cab?,773000,TRUE,2369,10,Gil Gunderson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Isn't this Cash Cab?,isnt this cash cab,4 +157737,566,131,Marge Simpson: No!,774000,TRUE,1,10,Marge Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,No!,no,1 +157738,566,132,Gil Gunderson: (SAD NOISE) It's never Cash Cab.,775000,TRUE,2369,10,Gil Gunderson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It's never Cash Cab.,its never cash cab,4 +157739,566,133,Dr. Julius Hibbert: Faster!,780000,TRUE,332,10,Dr. Julius Hibbert,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Faster!,faster,1 +157740,566,134,Luigi: Slower!,781000,TRUE,1435,10,Luigi,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Slower!,slower,1 +157741,566,135,Captain Horatio McCallister: Hard a port!,782000,TRUE,944,10,Captain Horatio McCallister,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Hard a port!,hard a port,3 +157742,566,136,Disco Stu: Disco Stu says hang a U!,784000,TRUE,1867,10,Disco Stu,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Disco Stu says hang a U!,disco stu says hang a u,6 +157743,566,137,Mrs. Muntz: Make a Louie up here at the...,786000,TRUE,2660,10,Mrs. Muntz,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Make a Louie up here at the...,make a louie up here at the,7 +157744,566,138,Lenny Leonard: ...stop sign...,787000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...stop sign...,stop sign,2 +157745,566,139,Barney Gumble: ...blood bank...,787000,TRUE,18,10,Barney Gumble,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...blood bank...,blood bank,2 +157746,566,140,Krusty the Clown: ...girl with big...,789000,TRUE,139,10,Krusty the Clown,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...girl with big...,girl with big,3 +157747,566,141,Drederick Tatum: ...punching bags...,790000,TRUE,2065,10,Drederick Tatum,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...punching bags...,punching bags,2 +157748,566,142,"Dr. Nick Riviera: ...so for the love of God, get me to Mexico!",792000,TRUE,349,10,Dr. Nick Riviera,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"...so for the love of God, get me to Mexico!",so for the love of god get me to mexico,10 +157749,566,143,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. springfield nuclear plant - hallway - later),795000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157750,566,144,"C. Montgomery Burns: Hey, swabby. (POINTS TO A BLACK PATCH) You've missed spots there... (POINTS TO OTHER BLACK SQUARES) and another one there... and there... (FURIOUS) Every other spot is begrimed!",795000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey, swabby. You've missed spots there... and another one there... and there... Every other spot is begrimed!",hey swabby youve missed spots there and another one there and there every other spot is begrimed,17 +157751,566,145,"Moe Szyslak: It's called a checkerboard floor, ya unwrapped mummy.",803000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"It's called a checkerboard floor, ya unwrapped mummy.",its called a checkerboard floor ya unwrapped mummy,8 +157752,566,146,C. Montgomery Burns: You're f...,806000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You're f...,youre f,2 +157753,566,147,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, the N.R.C. is here for a surprise inspection!",806000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sir, the N.R.C. is here for a surprise inspection!",sir the nrc is here for a surprise inspection,9 +157754,566,148,HEAD INSPECTOR: We are gonna search this place from top to bottom.,810000,TRUE,6733,10,HEAD INSPECTOR,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,We are gonna search this place from top to bottom.,we are gonna search this place from top to bottom,10 +157755,566,149,Homer Simpson: (SHORT SCREAM) That's where all the problems are!,812000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,That's where all the problems are!,thats where all the problems are,6 +157756,566,150,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I'll handle this. So, you're the head inspector?",814000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, I'll handle this. So, you're the head inspector?",yeah ill handle this so youre the head inspector,9 +157757,566,151,HEAD INSPECTOR: Yes I am.,817000,TRUE,6733,10,HEAD INSPECTOR,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Yes I am.,yes i am,3 +157759,566,153,HEAD INSPECTOR: I was Freddie Mercury in a Queen cover band. (A LITTLE EMBARRASSED) But then I got demoted to Brian May.,822000,TRUE,6733,10,HEAD INSPECTOR,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I was Freddie Mercury in a Queen cover band. But then I got demoted to Brian May.,i was freddie mercury in a queen cover band but then i got demoted to brian may,17 +157760,566,154,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, well, I'm thrilled for your musical career and everything, but, uh, we got no way of knowing that this is you.",827000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, well, I'm thrilled for your musical career and everything, but, uh, we got no way of knowing that this is you.",yeah well im thrilled for your musical career and everything but uh we got no way of knowing that this is you,22 +157761,566,155,"Moe Szyslak: I mean, we gotta be careful here. This is one them, uh, highly-sensitive joints.",832000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I mean, we gotta be careful here. This is one them, uh, highly-sensitive joints.",i mean we gotta be careful here this is one them uh highly-sensitive joints,14 +157762,566,156,HEAD INSPECTOR: It'll take me weeks to grow that mustache back. Or years to get a new badge!,838000,TRUE,6733,10,HEAD INSPECTOR,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,It'll take me weeks to grow that mustache back. Or years to get a new badge!,itll take me weeks to grow that mustache back or years to get a new badge,16 +157763,566,157,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, well, that's your problem, ain't it?",843000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, well, that's your problem, ain't it?",yeah well thats your problem aint it,7 +157764,566,158,HEAD INSPECTOR: (GRIM) You will see us again... in God knows when.,845000,TRUE,6733,10,HEAD INSPECTOR,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You will see us again... in God knows when.,you will see us again in god knows when,9 +157765,566,159,"C. Montgomery Burns: Young man, how do you fit such brilliance into such an ugly ethnic head?",852000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Young man, how do you fit such brilliance into such an ugly ethnic head?",young man how do you fit such brilliance into such an ugly ethnic head,14 +157766,566,160,"Moe Szyslak: (SHRUGS) Well, if you own a bar, you either keep it clean or learn to deal with inspectors. And Moe don't clean.",857000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, if you own a bar, you either keep it clean or learn to deal with inspectors. And Moe don't clean.",well if you own a bar you either keep it clean or learn to deal with inspectors and moe dont clean,21 +157767,566,161,C. Montgomery Burns: Interesting attitude for a janitor. What say we make you the new supervisor of Sector 7-G?!,864000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Interesting attitude for a janitor. What say we make you the new supervisor of Sector 7-G?!,interesting attitude for a janitor what say we make you the new supervisor of sector 7-g,16 +157768,566,162,"Moe Szyslak: Me, a supervisor?! I feel like I overdosed and went to Heaven. (HAPPY CHORTLE)",869000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Me, a supervisor?! I feel like I overdosed and went to Heaven.",me a supervisor i feel like i overdosed and went to heaven,12 +157769,566,163,(Springfield Streets: ext. springfield streets - continuous),879000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +157770,566,164,SIKH CAB DRIVER: (SHAKES HEAD) Those smile cars are cutting into our business. We used to get über amounts of work giving people Lyfts.,879000,TRUE,6734,1033,SIKH CAB DRIVER,Springfield Streets,Those smile cars are cutting into our business. We used to get über amounts of work giving people Lyfts.,those smile cars are cutting into our business we used to get über amounts of work giving people lyfts,19 +157771,566,165,Slava: (DISGUSTED) I come to America to drive taxi. Now my cab sits empty like Sochi Marriot.,886000,TRUE,6342,1033,Slava,Springfield Streets,I come to America to drive taxi. Now my cab sits empty like Sochi Marriot.,i come to america to drive taxi now my cab sits empty like sochi marriot,15 +157772,566,166,"JIM IGNATOWSKI: Well, boss... the main problem is Marge Simpson. She's prompt, courteous and a joy to ride with.",891000,TRUE,6735,1033,JIM IGNATOWSKI,Springfield Streets,"Well, boss... the main problem is Marge Simpson. She's prompt, courteous and a joy to ride with.",well boss the main problem is marge simpson shes prompt courteous and a joy to ride with,17 +157773,566,167,SIKH CAB DRIVER: How do you know so much?,899000,TRUE,6734,1033,SIKH CAB DRIVER,Springfield Streets,How do you know so much?,how do you know so much,6 +157774,566,168,"JIM IGNATOWSKI: Oh, she, uh, drives me to work every day. And unlike the rest of you cowards, she's not afraid to parallel park!",901000,TRUE,6735,1033,JIM IGNATOWSKI,Springfield Streets,"Oh, she, uh, drives me to work every day. And unlike the rest of you cowards, she's not afraid to parallel park!",oh she uh drives me to work every day and unlike the rest of you cowards shes not afraid to parallel park,22 +157775,566,169,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - hallway - day),913000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157776,566,170,"Carl Carlson: (LAUGHING, VOLLEYBALL NOISES)",913000,FALSE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157777,566,171,"Moe Szyslak: Whoa, fellas, that is not acceptable. This is a nuclear plant.",913000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Whoa, fellas, that is not acceptable. This is a nuclear plant.",whoa fellas that is not acceptable this is a nuclear plant,11 +157778,566,172,Moe Szyslak: Huh... no one was in there.,919000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Huh... no one was in there.,huh no one was in there,6 +157779,566,173,"Homer Simpson: Look Moe, the least you could let me do is anything I want.",921000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Look Moe, the least you could let me do is anything I want.",look moe the least you could let me do is anything i want,13 +157780,566,174,"Moe Szyslak: All right, let me be honest with yous. After all the money this plant lost on that nitwit Elon Musk, they're lookin' for cutbacks. So I've been goin' over your record.",924000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"All right, let me be honest with yous. After all the money this plant lost on that nitwit Elon Musk, they're lookin' for cutbacks. So I've been goin' over your record.",all right let me be honest with yous after all the money this plant lost on that nitwit elon musk theyre lookin for cutbacks so ive been goin over your record,31 +157781,566,175,Homer Simpson: (VERY WORRIED NOISE),924000,FALSE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157872,567,19,Workman: Forty-three is missing again!,111000,TRUE,1206,4446,Workman,WALK-IN FREEZER,Forty-three is missing again!,forty-three is missing again,4 +157782,566,176,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, the only reason you haven't been fired is because your file here (HOLDS UP FILE) was holdin' up a sofa that was missin' a leg.",934000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yeah, the only reason you haven't been fired is because your file here was holdin' up a sofa that was missin' a leg.",yeah the only reason you havent been fired is because your file here was holdin up a sofa that was missin a leg,23 +157783,566,177,"Homer Simpson: Well, that's the logic. Where's the affection?",940000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, that's the logic. Where's the affection?",well thats the logic wheres the affection,7 +157784,566,178,"Moe Szyslak: Well as supervisor, I can't fraternize with the... uh... what's the word... scum. Anyway, because I am your friend, you are safe. But you're gonna be reassigned.",943000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well as supervisor, I can't fraternize with the... uh... what's the word... scum. Anyway, because I am your friend, you are safe. But you're gonna be reassigned.",well as supervisor i cant fraternize with the uh whats the word scum anyway because i am your friend you are safe but youre gonna be reassigned,27 +157785,566,179,(Burns's Office: int. mr. burns' office - a little later),953000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +157786,566,180,"C. Montgomery Burns: Smithers, what profit a man if he gain the world and lose his soul. Seriously. I need an amount. In round dollars.",953000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"Smithers, what profit a man if he gain the world and lose his soul. Seriously. I need an amount. In round dollars.",smithers what profit a man if he gain the world and lose his soul seriously i need an amount in round dollars,22 +157787,566,181,Homer Simpson: (GLOOMY) Plant-watering guy.,962000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,Plant-watering guy.,plant-watering guy,2 +157788,566,182,"C. Montgomery Burns: (NOT LOOKING UP) Yes, yes, go ahead. And be careful with the Venus flytrap!",964000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"Yes, yes, go ahead. And be careful with the Venus flytrap!",yes yes go ahead and be careful with the venus flytrap,11 +157789,566,183,Homer Simpson: All right.,967000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,All right.,all right,2 +157790,566,184,C. Montgomery Burns: They say you catch more flies with honey. I say with flytraps!,970000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,They say you catch more flies with honey. I say with flytraps!,they say you catch more flies with honey i say with flytraps,12 +157791,566,185,"Homer Simpson: (MUFFLED, STRUGGLING NOISE) What do I do now?",974000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,What do I do now?,what do i do now,5 +157792,566,186,"C. Montgomery Burns: Just lean into it. It'll be over soon, one way or another.",976000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"Just lean into it. It'll be over soon, one way or another.",just lean into it itll be over soon one way or another,12 +157793,566,187,"Homer Simpson: (MUFFLED) Oh, all right.",979000,TRUE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,"Oh, all right.",oh all right,3 +157794,566,188,Homer Simpson: (MUFFLED ANNOYED GRUNT),979000,FALSE,2,51,Homer Simpson,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +157795,566,189,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. nuclear plant - day - establishing),988000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157796,566,190,"Moe Szyslak: Hey guys, you mind if I join you? They ran out of Beaujolais Cru in the executive dining room and I ain't drinkin' white with my coq au freakin' vin!",988000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Hey guys, you mind if I join you? They ran out of Beaujolais Cru in the executive dining room and I ain't drinkin' white with my coq au freakin' vin!",hey guys you mind if i join you they ran out of beaujolais cru in the executive dining room and i aint drinkin white with my coq au freakin vin,30 +157797,566,191,Lenny Leonard: I think I'd rather sit somewhere else.,997000,TRUE,165,10,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I think I'd rather sit somewhere else.,i think id rather sit somewhere else,7 +157798,566,192,Carl Carlson: Yeah. I'm gonna take my lunch back to the core.,999000,TRUE,170,10,Carl Carlson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Yeah. I'm gonna take my lunch back to the core.,yeah im gonna take my lunch back to the core,10 +157799,566,193,Moe Szyslak: Now they won't even have lunch with me.,1002000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Now they won't even have lunch with me.,now they wont even have lunch with me,8 +157800,566,194,"Homer Simpson: (A LITTLE CONDESCENDING) Well, you know people can kinda act like they're in grade school.",1004000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Well, you know people can kinda act like they're in grade school.",well you know people can kinda act like theyre in grade school,12 +157801,566,195,"Moe Szyslak: Oh, now you gotta throw your grade school education in my face?!",1008000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, now you gotta throw your grade school education in my face?!",oh now you gotta throw your grade school education in my face,12 +157802,566,196,"Homer Simpson: You know, Moe, you're a real jerk. I didn't mind so much when it came with beer.",1011000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"You know, Moe, you're a real jerk. I didn't mind so much when it came with beer.",you know moe youre a real jerk i didnt mind so much when it came with beer,17 +157803,566,197,Moe Szyslak: I don't need youse. I'm all the company I need.,1016000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I don't need youse. I'm all the company I need.,i dont need youse im all the company i need,10 +157804,566,198,Moe Szyslak: (DISGUSTED NOISE) I just lost my appetite.,1023000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I just lost my appetite.,i just lost my appetite,5 +157805,566,199,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpson house - master bedroom - night),1027000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157806,566,200,"Homer Simpson: Marge, which can makes me look cooler? The Drizzler or Mr. Drip?",1027000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Marge, which can makes me look cooler? The Drizzler or Mr. Drip?",marge which can makes me look cooler the drizzler or mr drip,12 +157807,566,201,Marge Simpson: (VERY DEJECTED NOISE),1027000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157808,566,202,"Homer Simpson: Aw, your leaves are drooping. Here, let me turn that gloom into bloom.",1033000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Aw, your leaves are drooping. Here, let me turn that gloom into bloom.",aw your leaves are drooping here let me turn that gloom into bloom,13 +157809,566,203,Homer Simpson: (SINGS A LITTLE TUNE),1033000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157810,566,204,"Marge Simpson: (VERY PLEASED NOISE, THEN) Homer Simpson. Working with those plants is great! It's helped you get in touch with your feminine side.",1045000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homer Simpson. Working with those plants is great! It's helped you get in touch with your feminine side.,homer simpson working with those plants is great its helped you get in touch with your feminine side,18 +157811,566,205,Homer Simpson: (RECOILS) Feminine?!,1051000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Feminine?!,feminine,1 +157812,566,206,Marge Simpson: I didn't mean to use that word! It's okay to have a feminine side. It's good in fact!,1053000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,I didn't mean to use that word! It's okay to have a feminine side. It's good in fact!,i didnt mean to use that word its okay to have a feminine side its good in fact,18 +157813,566,207,Marge Simpson: (DEJECTED MURMUR),1053000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157814,566,208,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Nuclear plant - evening - establishing),1063000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157815,566,209,CHAPIN-LIKE SINGER: IT WAS RAINING HARD IN SPRINGFIELD / I NEEDED ONE MORE FARE TO MAKE MY NIGHT,1063000,TRUE,6736,10,CHAPIN-LIKE SINGER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,IT WAS RAINING HARD IN SPRINGFIELD / I NEEDED ONE MORE FARE TO MAKE MY NIGHT,it was raining hard in springfield i needed one more fare to make my night,15 +157816,566,210,"CHAPIN-LIKE SINGER: I GOT A PUSH NOTIFICATION ON MY SMARTPHONE / PASSENGER AHEAD, RACE: WHITE",1071000,TRUE,6736,10,CHAPIN-LIKE SINGER,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I GOT A PUSH NOTIFICATION ON MY SMARTPHONE / PASSENGER AHEAD, RACE: WHITE",i got a push notification on my smartphone passenger ahead race white,12 +157817,566,211,(Marge's Car: int. marge's car - continuous),1080000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +157818,566,212,Moe Szyslak: Mind if we drive in silence for a bit?,1080000,TRUE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,Mind if we drive in silence for a bit?,mind if we drive in silence for a bit,9 +157819,566,213,Marge Simpson: Whatever you want.,1082000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Whatever you want.,whatever you want,3 +157820,566,214,"Moe Szyslak: (SERIES OF LOUD, MISERABLE SIGHS)",1082000,FALSE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +157821,566,215,(Springfield Streets: EXT. SPRINGFIELD STREETS - continuous),1090000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +157822,566,216,(Marge's Car: int. marge's car - continuous),1090000,FALSE,NA,102,NA,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +157823,566,217,"HARRY CHAPIN-TYPE SINGER: (SINGS) I ASKED IF THERE WAS SOMEWHERE I COULD TAKE HIM / HE SAID ""JUST DRIVE ME LADY BLUE"" / I SAID ""I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF UNHAPPY FARES"" / (LOW, VERY DRAMATIC) HE SAID ""I SURE MISS SLINGIN' BREW""",1090000,TRUE,6737,102,HARRY CHAPIN-TYPE SINGER,Marge's Car,"I ASKED IF THERE WAS SOMEWHERE I COULD TAKE HIM / HE SAID ""JUST DRIVE ME LADY BLUE"" / I SAID ""I'VE HAD MY SHARE OF UNHAPPY FARES"" / HE SAID ""I SURE MISS SLINGIN' BREW""",i asked if there was somewhere i could take him he said just drive me lady blue i said ive had my share of unhappy fares he said i sure miss slingin brew,33 +157824,566,218,"Marge Simpson: Moe, I think we'd both be a lot happier if we quit our new jobs.",1116000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,"Moe, I think we'd both be a lot happier if we quit our new jobs.",moe i think wed both be a lot happier if we quit our new jobs,15 +157825,566,219,"Moe Szyslak: (SMILES) You know, I think you're right there, Midge. I'm gonna build my bar back up better than ever. (CHUCKLES) How hard can it be, eh?",1123000,TRUE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,"You know, I think you're right there, Midge. I'm gonna build my bar back up better than ever. How hard can it be, eh?",you know i think youre right there midge im gonna build my bar back up better than ever how hard can it be eh,24 +157826,566,220,Moe Szyslak: Oh God! This is so much worse than I remember.,1131000,TRUE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,Oh God! This is so much worse than I remember.,oh god this is so much worse than i remember,10 +157827,566,221,"Slava: So, you drop off your lover and go back to stealing our jobs.",1139000,TRUE,6342,102,Slava,Marge's Car,"So, you drop off your lover and go back to stealing our jobs.",so you drop off your lover and go back to stealing our jobs,13 +157828,566,222,Marge Simpson: He's not my lover!,1143000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,He's not my lover!,hes not my lover,4 +157829,566,223,Moe Szyslak: Let the man speak!,1144000,TRUE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,Let the man speak!,let the man speak,4 +157830,566,224,Slava: Medallions!,1145000,TRUE,6342,102,Slava,Marge's Car,Medallions!,medallions,1 +157831,566,225,Slava: Air fresheners!,1151000,TRUE,6342,102,Slava,Marge's Car,Air fresheners!,air fresheners,2 +157832,566,226,Marge Simpson: (ALARMED NOISE),1151000,FALSE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +157833,566,227,"Moe Szyslak: Step away from the social media-enabled, peer-to-peer ride share platform!",1158000,TRUE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,"Step away from the social media-enabled, peer-to-peer ride share platform!",step away from the social media-enabled peer-to-peer ride share platform,10 +157834,566,228,CABBIES: (TERRIFIED NOISE),1158000,FALSE,6738,102,CABBIES,Marge's Car,NA,NA,NA +157835,566,229,"Moe Szyslak: Now, promise me you'll leave her be, and wipe down your back seats annually...",1164000,TRUE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,"Now, promise me you'll leave her be, and wipe down your back seats annually...",now promise me youll leave her be and wipe down your back seats annually,14 +157836,566,230,JIM IGNATOWSKI: Aw come on!,1169000,TRUE,6735,102,JIM IGNATOWSKI,Marge's Car,Aw come on!,aw come on,3 +157837,566,231,JIM IGNATOWSKI: Okey-dokey!,1171000,TRUE,6735,102,JIM IGNATOWSKI,Marge's Car,Okey-dokey!,okey-dokey,1 +157838,566,232,Moe Szyslak: Now beat it!,1173000,TRUE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,Now beat it!,now beat it,3 +157839,566,233,"Moe Szyslak: Uh, I think it might be time to hang up the ol' beaded seat cover there.",1175000,TRUE,17,102,Moe Szyslak,Marge's Car,"Uh, I think it might be time to hang up the ol' beaded seat cover there.",uh i think it might be time to hang up the ol beaded seat cover there,16 +157840,566,234,Marge Simpson: Yup. And I know a place that could use this smile. (POINTS TO FRONT OF CAR),1180000,TRUE,1,102,Marge Simpson,Marge's Car,Yup. And I know a place that could use this smile.,yup and i know a place that could use this smile,11 +157841,566,235,(Moe's Tavern: int. Moe's tavern - later),1185000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157902,567,49,(FIVE SEASONS HOTEL: ext. five seasons hotel - night),305000,FALSE,NA,4448,NA,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,NA,NA,NA +157842,566,236,"Lenny Leonard: (RELIEVED NOISE) It's sure great to see you jerking our suds again, Moe.",1185000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,"It's sure great to see you jerking our suds again, Moe.",its sure great to see you jerking our suds again moe,11 +157843,566,237,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I figured out that the best way for me to get along with most people is to be kept behind a two foot chunk of solid oak.",1190000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, I figured out that the best way for me to get along with most people is to be kept behind a two foot chunk of solid oak.",yeah i figured out that the best way for me to get along with most people is to be kept behind a two foot chunk of solid oak,28 +157844,566,238,Lenny Leonard: Looks more like poplar to me.,1197000,TRUE,165,15,Lenny Leonard,Moe's Tavern,Looks more like poplar to me.,looks more like poplar to me,6 +157845,566,239,Moe Szyslak: Why youse! Correcting me on my knowledge of wood products!,1199000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Why youse! Correcting me on my knowledge of wood products!,why youse correcting me on my knowledge of wood products,10 +157846,566,240,Moe Szyslak: (ANGRY SLIDING NOISES),1199000,FALSE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157847,566,241,Homer Simpson: (HAPPY) So good to be back.,1205000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,So good to be back.,so good to be back,5 +157848,566,242,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - night),1212000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157849,566,243,"Moe Szyslak: Well, I'm back where I belong, eh?",1212000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, I'm back where I belong, eh?",well im back where i belong eh,7 +157850,566,244,SMILE: (LOW BARITONE VOICE) You're not alone anymore.,1214000,TRUE,6739,15,SMILE,Moe's Tavern,You're not alone anymore.,youre not alone anymore,4 +157851,566,245,Moe Szyslak: (TERRIFIED) What the Hell was that?!,1216000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,What the Hell was that?!,what the hell was that,5 +157852,566,246,"SMILE: (LOW BARITONE VOICE) Oh, you'll find out.",1217000,TRUE,6739,15,SMILE,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, you'll find out.",oh youll find out,4 +157853,567,0,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - kitchen - morning),33000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157854,567,1,"Bart Simpson: How come there's never a ""Take Your Son To Work Day?""",33000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"How come there's never a ""Take Your Son To Work Day?""",how come theres never a take your son to work day,11 +157855,567,2,Homer Simpson: (SOTTO) 'Cause boys are already on track to get all the good jobs. The Dirty Dozen? All guys. Twelve Angry Men? (SMUG NOISE) Men! The X-Men? (BEAT) Mostly men.,35000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,'Cause boys are already on track to get all the good jobs. The Dirty Dozen? All guys. Twelve Angry Men? Men! The X-Men? Mostly men.,cause boys are already on track to get all the good jobs the dirty dozen all guys twelve angry men men the x-men mostly men,25 +157856,567,3,Bart Simpson: (CHUCKLE),35000,FALSE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +157857,567,4,"Bart Simpson: Good one, Dad.",46000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Good one, Dad.",good one dad,3 +157858,567,5,"Lisa Simpson: Well, despite all that, today's gonna be fun, Dad! Will there be lots of other girls there?",48000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, despite all that, today's gonna be fun, Dad! Will there be lots of other girls there?",well despite all that todays gonna be fun dad will there be lots of other girls there,17 +157859,567,6,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: ext. springfield nuclear plant - DAY),65000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157860,567,7,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: int. nuclear plant - AUDITORIUM - morning),65000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157861,567,8,"C. Montgomery Burns: ...after we show you the wealth of jobs in the steno pool, a hearty luncheon of bison with lake beaver will be served...",65000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"...after we show you the wealth of jobs in the steno pool, a hearty luncheon of bison with lake beaver will be served...",after we show you the wealth of jobs in the steno pool a hearty luncheon of bison with lake beaver will be served,23 +157862,567,9,Girls: (GROSSED-OUT NOISE),65000,FALSE,646,10,Girls,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157863,567,10,C. Montgomery Burns: ...and upon leaving you will each receive a piece of orangewood to bite down on during childbirth. (SNEAKY CHUCKLE) Excellent.,72000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,...and upon leaving you will each receive a piece of orangewood to bite down on during childbirth. Excellent.,and upon leaving you will each receive a piece of orangewood to bite down on during childbirth excellent,18 +157864,567,11,"C. Montgomery Burns: It's getting harder and harder to maintain my sunny disposition, Smithers.",80000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"It's getting harder and harder to maintain my sunny disposition, Smithers.",its getting harder and harder to maintain my sunny disposition smithers,11 +157865,567,12,Waylon Smithers: You're always my ray of...,84000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You're always my ray of...,youre always my ray of,5 +157866,567,13,C. Montgomery Burns: Shut up.,85000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Shut up.,shut up,2 +157867,567,14,Lisa Simpson: Is it called the cooling tower because there's--,93000,TRUE,9,10,Lisa Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Is it called the cooling tower because there's--,is it called the cooling tower because theres--,8 +157868,567,15,Homer Simpson: Not my department.,95000,TRUE,2,10,Homer Simpson,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Not my department.,not my department,3 +157869,567,16,(Burns's Office: int. burns' office - meanwhile),102000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +157870,567,17,"C. Montgomery Burns: Curse that Elon Musk! Thanks to that Earth-smooching buttinski, I'm on the verge of bankruptcy. All I have left are the clothes on my back and the clones in my freezer.",102000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"Curse that Elon Musk! Thanks to that Earth-smooching buttinski, I'm on the verge of bankruptcy. All I have left are the clothes on my back and the clones in my freezer.",curse that elon musk thanks to that earth-smooching buttinski im on the verge of bankruptcy all i have left are the clothes on my back and the clones in my freezer,31 +157871,567,18,(WALK-IN FREEZER: Int. walk-in freezer - continuous),111000,FALSE,NA,4446,NA,WALK-IN FREEZER,NA,NA,NA +158047,567,194,(Burns Manor: Ext. burns' mansion - day),986000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +157873,567,20,C. Montgomery Burns: I had to replace my beloved hounds with teacup poodles. It's pathetic. Watch. Release the hounds!,114000,TRUE,15,4446,C. Montgomery Burns,WALK-IN FREEZER,I had to replace my beloved hounds with teacup poodles. It's pathetic. Watch. Release the hounds!,i had to replace my beloved hounds with teacup poodles its pathetic watch release the hounds,16 +157874,567,21,"Waylon Smithers: (FOR BURNS' BENEFIT) No! Help! Oh, stop!",125000,TRUE,14,4446,Waylon Smithers,WALK-IN FREEZER,"No! Help! Oh, stop!",no help oh stop,4 +157875,567,22,(Burns Manor: ext. burns' mansion - driveway - a few days earlier),145000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +157876,567,23,(Burns's Office: Int. burns' office - the present),145000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +157877,567,24,C. Montgomery Burns: But I have a new scheme that will undo the terrible damage done by my other schemes. I have an appointment with a Nigerian King to negotiate a uranium deal that will put me right back on top.,145000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,But I have a new scheme that will undo the terrible damage done by my other schemes. I have an appointment with a Nigerian King to negotiate a uranium deal that will put me right back on top.,but i have a new scheme that will undo the terrible damage done by my other schemes i have an appointment with a nigerian king to negotiate a uranium deal that will put me right back on top,38 +157878,567,25,"Waylon Smithers: Nothing can stop you, sir.",155000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,"Nothing can stop you, sir.",nothing can stop you sir,5 +157879,567,26,Waylon Smithers: But... not that you're not at the top of your game... what if you don't get the deal?,157000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,But... not that you're not at the top of your game... what if you don't get the deal?,but not that youre not at the top of your game what if you dont get the deal,18 +157880,567,27,C. Montgomery Burns: I'll just have to sell everything and move to the South Pacific with you. What a grim fate that would be.,163000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,I'll just have to sell everything and move to the South Pacific with you. What a grim fate that would be.,ill just have to sell everything and move to the south pacific with you what a grim fate that would be,21 +157881,567,28,"Waiter: (TO BURNS) And with your omelet, would you like the fried potatoes or the mixed berries?",169000,TRUE,171,51,Waiter,Burns's Office,"And with your omelet, would you like the fried potatoes or the mixed berries?",and with your omelet would you like the fried potatoes or the mixed berries,14 +157882,567,29,C. Montgomery Burns: I'll have the berries.,173000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,I'll have the berries.,ill have the berries,4 +157883,567,30,"Waylon Smithers: (HOPEFUL GASP, THEN) A terrible fate indeed, sir.",178000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,"A terrible fate indeed, sir.",a terrible fate indeed sir,5 +157884,567,31,(NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA: int. nuclear plant cafeteria - meanwhile),189000,FALSE,NA,4447,NA,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,NA,NA,NA +157885,567,32,"Lisa Simpson: Dad, do you have anything I can eat?",189000,TRUE,9,4447,Lisa Simpson,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,"Dad, do you have anything I can eat?",dad do you have anything i can eat,8 +157886,567,33,Homer Simpson: (CAUGHT OFF GUARD NOISE),189000,FALSE,2,4447,Homer Simpson,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,NA,NA,NA +157887,567,34,"Homer Simpson: Oh, uh, I will turn this corn chip into a wonderful meal, using my greatest skill -- lunchroom trading. Shut your eyes.",195000,TRUE,2,4447,Homer Simpson,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,"Oh, uh, I will turn this corn chip into a wonderful meal, using my greatest skill -- lunchroom trading. Shut your eyes.",oh uh i will turn this corn chip into a wonderful meal using my greatest skill -- lunchroom trading shut your eyes,22 +157888,567,35,"Carl Carlson: Pretty impressive, Homer.",214000,TRUE,170,4447,Carl Carlson,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,"Pretty impressive, Homer.",pretty impressive homer,3 +157889,567,36,"Lenny Leonard: But what about the presentation? The eyes taste first, then lips, then palate, then the body's harshest critic, the colon.",216000,TRUE,165,4447,Lenny Leonard,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,"But what about the presentation? The eyes taste first, then lips, then palate, then the body's harshest critic, the colon.",but what about the presentation the eyes taste first then lips then palate then the bodys harshest critic the colon,20 +157890,567,37,"Homer Simpson: Okay, sweetie, open those baby blacks!",235000,TRUE,2,4447,Homer Simpson,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,"Okay, sweetie, open those baby blacks!",okay sweetie open those baby blacks,6 +157891,567,38,"Lisa Simpson: (DELIGHTED GASP) Wow, Dad! (GIGGLES) Thank you!",239000,TRUE,9,4447,Lisa Simpson,NUCLEAR PLANT CAFETERIA,"Wow, Dad! Thank you!",wow dad thank you,4 +157892,567,39,(Burns's Office: Int. Burns' office - continuous),244000,FALSE,NA,51,NA,Burns's Office,NA,NA,NA +157893,567,40,"C. Montgomery Burns: Welcome, your Majesty.",244000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"Welcome, your Majesty.",welcome your majesty,3 +157894,567,41,"King: Mr. Burns, I don't know what you have heard, but I do not eat monkey brains from a skull.",253000,TRUE,3859,51,King,Burns's Office,"Mr. Burns, I don't know what you have heard, but I do not eat monkey brains from a skull.",mr burns i dont know what you have heard but i do not eat monkey brains from a skull,19 +157895,567,42,"C. Montgomery Burns: Oh, this is for me.",258000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,"Oh, this is for me.",oh this is for me,5 +157896,567,43,"King: Before we begin, I have a favor to ask.",262000,TRUE,3859,51,King,Burns's Office,"Before we begin, I have a favor to ask.",before we begin i have a favor to ask,9 +157897,567,44,King: My daughter is traveling with me.,267000,TRUE,3859,51,King,Burns's Office,My daughter is traveling with me.,my daughter is traveling with me,6 +157898,567,45,KEMI: Hello.,269000,TRUE,6740,51,KEMI,Burns's Office,Hello.,hello,1 +157899,567,46,C. Montgomery Burns: Hm...,271000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,Hm...,hm,1 +157900,567,47,C. Montgomery Burns: (POINTS TO HOMER) That man is the perfect choice.,288000,TRUE,15,51,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns's Office,That man is the perfect choice.,that man is the perfect choice,6 +157901,567,48,"Waylon Smithers: What?! Sir, that's Homer Simpson. You forgot that he's the most incompetent...Homer Simpson would be perfect.",289000,TRUE,14,51,Waylon Smithers,Burns's Office,"What?! Sir, that's Homer Simpson. You forgot that he's the most incompetent...Homer Simpson would be perfect.",what sir thats homer simpson you forgot that hes the most incompetenthomer simpson would be perfect,16 +157903,567,50,"C. Montgomery Burns: Simpson, all you have to do is babysit the Princess -- keeping her in this hotel room during the negotiations.",305000,TRUE,15,4448,C. Montgomery Burns,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"Simpson, all you have to do is babysit the Princess -- keeping her in this hotel room during the negotiations.",simpson all you have to do is babysit the princess -- keeping her in this hotel room during the negotiations,20 +157904,567,51,"Homer Simpson: Babysitting, eh? What do I know about kids?",310000,TRUE,2,4448,Homer Simpson,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"Babysitting, eh? What do I know about kids?",babysitting eh what do i know about kids,8 +157905,567,52,"Homer Simpson: (HAWK NOISE) Princess, why did you put on that coat? You're obviously cold. May I escort you to the radiator?",314000,TRUE,2,4448,Homer Simpson,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"Princess, why did you put on that coat? You're obviously cold. May I escort you to the radiator?",princess why did you put on that coat youre obviously cold may i escort you to the radiator,18 +157906,567,53,KEMI: No. I want to go out. I am twenty-five years old.,331000,TRUE,6740,4448,KEMI,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,No. I want to go out. I am twenty-five years old.,no i want to go out i am twenty-five years old,11 +157907,567,54,"Homer Simpson: Uh, just a second. (NONCHALANT) Hey, Marge. Yeah, I'm workin' late. Yep, special project.",336000,TRUE,2,4448,Homer Simpson,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"Uh, just a second. Hey, Marge. Yeah, I'm workin' late. Yep, special project.",uh just a second hey marge yeah im workin late yep special project,13 +157908,567,55,"Marge Simpson: Lenny said you were babysitting. And if you are babysitting, why can't you do some at home? I could use a night out.",340000,TRUE,1,4448,Marge Simpson,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"Lenny said you were babysitting. And if you are babysitting, why can't you do some at home? I could use a night out.",lenny said you were babysitting and if you are babysitting why cant you do some at home i could use a night out,23 +157909,567,56,"Homer Simpson: Sorry, Marge. (SNOOTY) But I am the royal babysitter. If I start watching commoners, the tongues of the court will be awag!",348000,TRUE,2,4448,Homer Simpson,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"Sorry, Marge. But I am the royal babysitter. If I start watching commoners, the tongues of the court will be awag!",sorry marge but i am the royal babysitter if i start watching commoners the tongues of the court will be awag,21 +157910,567,57,"Marge Simpson: (VERY SARCASTIC) Really? Awag? Really? Well, if you think tha-- (CUT-OFF NOISE)",355000,TRUE,1,4448,Marge Simpson,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"Really? Awag? Really? Well, if you think tha--",really awag really well if you think tha--,8 +157911,567,58,"KEMI: I want to go out, and see the America whose greatest cities I've only seen destroyed in movies.",359000,TRUE,6740,4448,KEMI,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"I want to go out, and see the America whose greatest cities I've only seen destroyed in movies.",i want to go out and see the america whose greatest cities ive only seen destroyed in movies,18 +157912,567,59,"Homer Simpson: I see. You want excitement. Princess, have you ever heard of Studio Fifty-Four, C-B-G-Bs, the Roxbury?",366000,TRUE,2,4448,Homer Simpson,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,"I see. You want excitement. Princess, have you ever heard of Studio Fifty-Four, C-B-G-Bs, the Roxbury?",i see you want excitement princess have you ever heard of studio fifty-four c-b-g-bs the roxbury,16 +157913,567,60,KEMI: (EXCITED) Yes! I've dreamed of...,372000,TRUE,6740,4448,KEMI,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,Yes! I've dreamed of...,yes ive dreamed of,4 +157914,567,61,Homer Simpson: All gone. But in their place we have five hundred channels of television. All awesome. Sit down and I'll show you.,374000,TRUE,2,4448,Homer Simpson,FIVE SEASONS HOTEL,All gone. But in their place we have five hundred channels of television. All awesome. Sit down and I'll show you.,all gone but in their place we have five hundred channels of television all awesome sit down and ill show you,21 +157915,567,62,(FANCY HOTEL SUITE: int. fancy hotel suite - later),385000,FALSE,NA,4449,NA,FANCY HOTEL SUITE,NA,NA,NA +157916,567,63,"KEMI: So, all these concubines belong to this one tyrant?",385000,TRUE,6740,4449,KEMI,FANCY HOTEL SUITE,"So, all these concubines belong to this one tyrant?",so all these concubines belong to this one tyrant,9 +157917,567,64,"Homer Simpson: He's called ""The Bachelor.""",390000,TRUE,2,4449,Homer Simpson,FANCY HOTEL SUITE,"He's called ""The Bachelor.""",hes called the bachelor,4 +157918,567,65,KEMI: Please let me go out.,390000,TRUE,6740,4449,KEMI,FANCY HOTEL SUITE,Please let me go out.,please let me go out,5 +157919,567,66,"Homer Simpson: All right, Princess. I'll take you to a place that's fun with a capital F.",393000,TRUE,2,4449,Homer Simpson,FANCY HOTEL SUITE,"All right, Princess. I'll take you to a place that's fun with a capital F.",all right princess ill take you to a place thats fun with a capital f,15 +157920,567,67,(Moe's Tavern: int. moe's - night),406000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157921,567,68,Barney Gumble: (MOANS),406000,FALSE,18,15,Barney Gumble,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157922,567,69,Moe Szyslak: Really? Tell me something: I've heard that Queen Elizabeth in person is actually not that funny.,406000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Really? Tell me something: I've heard that Queen Elizabeth in person is actually not that funny.,really tell me something ive heard that queen elizabeth in person is actually not that funny,16 +157923,567,70,KEMI: I am from Africa.,412000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,I am from Africa.,i am from africa,4 +157924,567,71,"Moe Szyslak: Wow, Africa. I had a good friend who really wanted to go there. So, uh, you speak English there?",413000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Wow, Africa. I had a good friend who really wanted to go there. So, uh, you speak English there?",wow africa i had a good friend who really wanted to go there so uh you speak english there,19 +157925,567,72,KEMI: I speak five languages.,419000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,I speak five languages.,i speak five languages,4 +157926,567,73,Moe Szyslak: (SNORTS) Nobody does.,421000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Nobody does.,nobody does,2 +157927,567,74,KEMI: (PORTUGUESE) Eu não quero dizer para mostrar (FRENCH) Je ne veux pas montrer (SPANISH) No me refiero a presumir (JAPANESE) Watashi wa koji suru wakede wa arimasen,430000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,Eu não quero dizer para mostrar Je ne veux pas montrer No me refiero a presumir Watashi wa koji suru wakede wa arimasen,eu não quero dizer para mostrar je ne veux pas montrer no me refiero a presumir watashi wa koji suru wakede wa arimasen,23 +157928,567,75,Moe Szyslak: Eh... which means what?,430000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Eh... which means what?,eh which means what,4 +157929,567,76,KEMI: I don't wish to show off.,432000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,I don't wish to show off.,i dont wish to show off,6 +157930,567,77,"Moe Szyslak: (CHUCKLES DESPITE HIMSELF) That's pretty good there, but don't expect me to bow and scrape. Well, I'll give you one scrape.",432000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"That's pretty good there, but don't expect me to bow and scrape. Well, I'll give you one scrape.",thats pretty good there but dont expect me to bow and scrape well ill give you one scrape,18 +157931,567,78,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, that's it, Majesty. Notice I didn't say ""your.""",440000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, that's it, Majesty. Notice I didn't say ""your.""",yeah thats it majesty notice i didnt say your,9 +157932,567,79,KEMI: (GIGGLES) They don't make them like you in Nigeria.,442000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,They don't make them like you in Nigeria.,they dont make them like you in nigeria,8 +157933,567,80,Moe Szyslak: (STUNNED) Nigeria?,447000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Nigeria?,nigeria,1 +157934,567,81,"Moe Szyslak: (REPRESSED RAGE) Homer, can I speak to you in private?",449000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Homer, can I speak to you in private?",homer can i speak to you in private,8 +157935,567,82,Moe Szyslak: (FURIOUS NOISES),449000,FALSE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157936,567,83,Homer Simpson: Can I try it?,455000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Can I try it?,can i try it,4 +157937,567,84,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, you gotta be mad at something.",456000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, you gotta be mad at something.",eh you gotta be mad at something,7 +157938,567,85,"Homer Simpson: Well, I'm mad I'm not doing it.",458000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Well, I'm mad I'm not doing it.",well im mad im not doing it,7 +157939,567,86,Homer Simpson: And you gave it to him?,478000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,And you gave it to him?,and you gave it to him,6 +157940,567,87,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, I did. I was sure the guy was on the level because of his bad spelling and grammar.",479000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, I did. I was sure the guy was on the level because of his bad spelling and grammar.",yeah i did i was sure the guy was on the level because of his bad spelling and grammar,19 +157941,567,88,"Moe Szyslak: Now, guess how much of the twenty million I saw?",490000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Now, guess how much of the twenty million I saw?",now guess how much of the twenty million i saw,10 +157942,567,89,Homer Simpson: Eight million?,493000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Eight million?,eight million,2 +157943,567,90,Moe Szyslak: Ze-ro.,493000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Ze-ro.,ze-ro,1 +157944,567,91,Homer Simpson: Get outta here!,495000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Get outta here!,get outta here,3 +157945,567,92,"Moe Szyslak: (THEN) If Kemi there is a Nigerian princess, her brother just might be the Nigerian prince that took my money!",497000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"If Kemi there is a Nigerian princess, her brother just might be the Nigerian prince that took my money!",if kemi there is a nigerian princess her brother just might be the nigerian prince that took my money,19 +157946,567,93,Homer Simpson: (GASPS) She's gone!,511000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,She's gone!,shes gone,2 +157947,567,94,"Moe Szyslak: And she trashed my bar! (LOOKS AROUND) Oh no, wait. She actually cleaned up a little. Good for her.",513000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"And she trashed my bar! Oh no, wait. She actually cleaned up a little. Good for her.",and she trashed my bar oh no wait she actually cleaned up a little good for her,17 +157948,567,95,"Homer Simpson: Chief! Thank God! I was drinking at Moe's, and I lost an African princess!",522000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,"Chief! Thank God! I was drinking at Moe's, and I lost an African princess!",chief thank god i was drinking at moes and i lost an african princess,14 +157949,567,96,"Chief Wiggum: Lost African princess, eh? Well, lucky for you, she just happens to be in the back of my cruiser.",528000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"Lost African princess, eh? Well, lucky for you, she just happens to be in the back of my cruiser.",lost african princess eh well lucky for you she just happens to be in the back of my cruiser,19 +157950,567,97,Homer Simpson: Yes! The prayer I forgot to say has been answered.,534000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,Yes! The prayer I forgot to say has been answered.,yes the prayer i forgot to say has been answered,10 +157951,567,98,Homer Simpson: (PUZZLED) What the?,538000,TRUE,2,15,Homer Simpson,Moe's Tavern,What the?,what the,2 +157952,567,99,"Chief Wiggum: You're going straight to the drunk tank, rummy. (SNORTS) ""African princess.""",540000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"You're going straight to the drunk tank, rummy. ""African princess.""",youre going straight to the drunk tank rummy african princess,10 +157953,567,100,Gil Gunderson: Chief! I just saw someone robbin' the Kwik-E-Mart!,543000,TRUE,2369,15,Gil Gunderson,Moe's Tavern,Chief! I just saw someone robbin' the Kwik-E-Mart!,chief i just saw someone robbin the kwik-e-mart,8 +157954,567,101,"Chief Wiggum: Oh, now African Princesses are robbin' the Kwik-E-Mart, huh? Get in the car, booze bag.",550000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"Oh, now African Princesses are robbin' the Kwik-E-Mart, huh? Get in the car, booze bag.",oh now african princesses are robbin the kwik-e-mart huh get in the car booze bag,15 +157955,567,102,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Chief! I have been shot in the shoulder!,556000,TRUE,208,15,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Moe's Tavern,Chief! I have been shot in the shoulder!,chief i have been shot in the shoulder,8 +157956,567,103,Chief Wiggum: In the car!,558000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,In the car!,in the car,3 +157957,567,104,"Chief Wiggum: What is this, Saint Patrick's Day?",559000,TRUE,71,15,Chief Wiggum,Moe's Tavern,"What is this, Saint Patrick's Day?",what is this saint patricks day,6 +157958,567,105,Moe Szyslak: (MUMBLING) This is terrible. Can't think of anything to mumble to myself. That's how upset I am here.,562000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,This is terrible. Can't think of anything to mumble to myself. That's how upset I am here.,this is terrible cant think of anything to mumble to myself thats how upset i am here,17 +157959,567,106,KEMI: Also... maybe... I wanted to talk more to you.,571000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,Also... maybe... I wanted to talk more to you.,also maybe i wanted to talk more to you,9 +157960,567,107,Moe Szyslak: (PLEASED) Really?,575000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Really?,really,1 +158306,568,196,Homer Simpson: (GETTING THROWN OUT NOISE),1227000,FALSE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,NA,NA,NA +157961,567,108,"Moe's Thoughts: (GRIMLY) Okay there, Moe. You gotta get to the brother, because he knows what my pin number is and I forgot.",576000,TRUE,4274,15,Moe's Thoughts,Moe's Tavern,"Okay there, Moe. You gotta get to the brother, because he knows what my pin number is and I forgot.",okay there moe you gotta get to the brother because he knows what my pin number is and i forgot,20 +157962,567,109,Moe Szyslak: I see.,593000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I see.,i see,2 +157963,567,110,"Moe's Thoughts: Now Moe, don't jump to conclusions. A lotta people have brothers.",595000,TRUE,4274,15,Moe's Thoughts,Moe's Tavern,"Now Moe, don't jump to conclusions. A lotta people have brothers.",now moe dont jump to conclusions a lotta people have brothers,11 +157964,567,111,Moe Szyslak: Does he have a computer?,598000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Does he have a computer?,does he have a computer,5 +157965,567,112,KEMI: Yes.,598000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,Yes.,yes,1 +157966,567,113,Moe's Thoughts: It's him!,600000,TRUE,4274,15,Moe's Thoughts,Moe's Tavern,It's him!,its him,2 +157967,567,114,(Springfield Police Station: Int. Springfield police station - night),602000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +157968,567,115,"Homer Simpson: Guys, thanks for bailing me out. (VERY WORRIED) But I still have a huge problem.",602000,TRUE,2,192,Homer Simpson,Springfield Police Station,"Guys, thanks for bailing me out. But I still have a huge problem.",guys thanks for bailing me out but i still have a huge problem,13 +157969,567,116,"Lenny Leonard: Well, till we find her, maybe we could get somebody to pretend to be her.",606000,TRUE,165,192,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Police Station,"Well, till we find her, maybe we could get somebody to pretend to be her.",well till we find her maybe we could get somebody to pretend to be her,15 +157970,567,117,"Lenny Leonard: You know, get a nice wig and a dress...",611000,TRUE,165,192,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Police Station,"You know, get a nice wig and a dress...",you know get a nice wig and a dress,9 +157971,567,118,"Carl Carlson: Oh no. I am not dressing up like an African Princess. I am not, I am not, I am not.",613000,TRUE,170,192,Carl Carlson,Springfield Police Station,"Oh no. I am not dressing up like an African Princess. I am not, I am not, I am not.",oh no i am not dressing up like an african princess i am not i am not i am not,20 +157972,567,119,Carl Carlson: Thank you for listening to my objections.,620000,TRUE,170,192,Carl Carlson,Springfield Police Station,Thank you for listening to my objections.,thank you for listening to my objections,7 +157973,567,120,"Lenny Leonard: Well, you were really vehement.",623000,TRUE,165,192,Lenny Leonard,Springfield Police Station,"Well, you were really vehement.",well you were really vehement,5 +157974,567,121,"Waylon Smithers: Uh, hello, Simpson. Just checking up. May I speak with the princess?",626000,TRUE,14,192,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Police Station,"Uh, hello, Simpson. Just checking up. May I speak with the princess?",uh hello simpson just checking up may i speak with the princess,12 +157975,567,122,"Homer Simpson: Um, yeah, sure. (FALSETTO) Hello, this is the princess. I'm with Homer Simpson and I do declare he's wonderful. Oh, that's right, I'm from South Africa. Fiddle dee dee.",629000,TRUE,2,192,Homer Simpson,Springfield Police Station,"Um, yeah, sure. Hello, this is the princess. I'm with Homer Simpson and I do declare he's wonderful. Oh, that's right, I'm from South Africa. Fiddle dee dee.",um yeah sure hello this is the princess im with homer simpson and i do declare hes wonderful oh thats right im from south africa fiddle dee dee,28 +157976,567,123,Waylon Smithers: (CHUCKLES) Sounds like everything's going just the way I want it.,641000,TRUE,14,192,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Police Station,Sounds like everything's going just the way I want it.,sounds like everythings going just the way i want it,10 +157977,567,124,(Moe's Tavern: int. Moe's - continuous),644000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157978,567,125,"Moe Szyslak: Yeah, so all my money's tied up in this jernt. Can't even afford elocution lessons to teach me how to pronounce (OVER-PRONOUNCING) ""joint."" I guess I could do it online, but what's the pernt?",644000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah, so all my money's tied up in this jernt. Can't even afford elocution lessons to teach me how to pronounce ""joint."" I guess I could do it online, but what's the pernt?",yeah so all my moneys tied up in this jernt cant even afford elocution lessons to teach me how to pronounce joint i guess i could do it online but whats the pernt,33 +157979,567,126,KEMI: (GIGGLES),644000,FALSE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +157980,567,127,Moe Szyslak: What's so funny?,655000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,What's so funny?,whats so funny,3 +157981,567,128,KEMI: I thought my English was perfect. But you make me feel even better about it.,657000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,I thought my English was perfect. But you make me feel even better about it.,i thought my english was perfect but you make me feel even better about it,15 +157982,567,129,"Moe Szyslak: (LAUGHS) Usually people that tease me get thrown out on their ass. But, uh, your sayin' it made me feel good. Jeez, I sound like one of those guys in theM rom coms that play at the theater next to the theater I'm in.",662000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Usually people that tease me get thrown out on their ass. But, uh, your sayin' it made me feel good. Jeez, I sound like one of those guys in theM rom coms that play at the theater next to the theater I'm in.",usually people that tease me get thrown out on their ass but uh your sayin it made me feel good jeez i sound like one of those guys in them rom coms that play at the theater next to the theater im in,43 +157983,567,130,"Moe Szyslak: So, uh, what's a Princesses like you do all day, eh? A lot of spinning wheels and witches treatin' you like crap?",675000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"So, uh, what's a Princesses like you do all day, eh? A lot of spinning wheels and witches treatin' you like crap?",so uh whats a princesses like you do all day eh a lot of spinning wheels and witches treatin you like crap,22 +157984,567,131,"KEMI: I read. Are you familiar with the books by my countryman Chinua Achebe, ""Things Fall Apart"" and ""No Longer At Ease?""",682000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,"I read. Are you familiar with the books by my countryman Chinua Achebe, ""Things Fall Apart"" and ""No Longer At Ease?""",i read are you familiar with the books by my countryman chinua achebe things fall apart and no longer at ease,21 +157985,567,132,Moe Szyslak: You guys got real optimistic literature there.,689000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,You guys got real optimistic literature there.,you guys got real optimistic literature there,7 +157986,567,133,KEMI: (AMUSED) Fair comment.,692000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,Fair comment.,fair comment,2 +157987,567,134,KEMI: (YAWNS) I haven't eaten all day.,694000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,I haven't eaten all day.,i havent eaten all day,5 +157988,567,135,Moe Szyslak: Don't eat those eggs! We don't know what kinda bird they turn into! But there's a string cheese or something in the fridge in the back. Help yourself.,698000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Don't eat those eggs! We don't know what kinda bird they turn into! But there's a string cheese or something in the fridge in the back. Help yourself.,dont eat those eggs we dont know what kinda bird they turn into but theres a string cheese or something in the fridge in the back help yourself,28 +157989,567,136,"Moe Szyslak: Alright, after she eats, I'd better close up. (STRETCHES, YAWNS) C'mon, pal.",706000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Alright, after she eats, I'd better close up. C'mon, pal.",alright after she eats id better close up cmon pal,10 +157990,567,137,Moe Szyslak: That's really stuck there good.,717000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,That's really stuck there good.,thats really stuck there good,5 +157991,567,138,"Moe Szyslak: (SMALL SMILE, SIGHS) I can't be mad at her no more.",724000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I can't be mad at her no more.,i cant be mad at her no more,8 +157992,567,139,"Moe Szyslak: Goodnight, moon.",737000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Goodnight, moon.",goodnight moon,2 +157993,567,140,"Moe Szyslak: Goodnight, broom. Good night jukebox that won't play a tune.",739000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Goodnight, broom. Good night jukebox that won't play a tune.",goodnight broom good night jukebox that wont play a tune,10 +157994,567,141,Moe Szyslak: Goodnight eggs. Goodnight dregs. Goodnight bugs crawlin' up my legs. Goodnight beer. Goodnight mice. Goodnight Princess who treats me nice. Yeah.,744000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Goodnight eggs. Goodnight dregs. Goodnight bugs crawlin' up my legs. Goodnight beer. Goodnight mice. Goodnight Princess who treats me nice. Yeah.,goodnight eggs goodnight dregs goodnight bugs crawlin up my legs goodnight beer goodnight mice goodnight princess who treats me nice yeah,21 +157995,567,142,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. nuclear plant - day),764000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +157996,567,143,C. Montgomery Burns: So my offer... for one ton of your uranium... is a goat.,764000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,So my offer... for one ton of your uranium... is a goat.,so my offer for one ton of your uranium is a goat,12 +157997,567,144,King: Will you stop offering me that? I come from a modern nation of ninety million people!,768000,TRUE,3859,10,King,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Will you stop offering me that? I come from a modern nation of ninety million people!,will you stop offering me that i come from a modern nation of ninety million people,16 +157998,567,145,C. Montgomery Burns: Two goats.,773000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Two goats.,two goats,2 +157999,567,146,King: You are starting to insult me.,773000,TRUE,3859,10,King,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,You are starting to insult me.,you are starting to insult me,6 +158000,567,147,"C. Montgomery Burns: All right, let's cut to the chase. My board has given me permission to go up to... (PORTENTOUS) twelve goats.",775000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"All right, let's cut to the chase. My board has given me permission to go up to... twelve goats.",all right lets cut to the chase my board has given me permission to go up to twelve goats,19 +158001,567,148,King: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),775000,FALSE,3859,10,King,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +158002,567,149,(Island: Ext. island - day),786000,FALSE,NA,683,NA,Island,NA,NA,NA +158003,567,150,"Waylon Smithers: How 'bout here, sir?",786000,TRUE,14,683,Waylon Smithers,Island,"How 'bout here, sir?",how bout here sir,4 +158004,567,151,C. Montgomery Burns: I'm so sorry I pretended not to be gay for all those years. Better an old queen than never a queen at all.,789000,TRUE,15,683,C. Montgomery Burns,Island,I'm so sorry I pretended not to be gay for all those years. Better an old queen than never a queen at all.,im so sorry i pretended not to be gay for all those years better an old queen than never a queen at all,23 +158005,567,152,C. Montgomery Burns: Pay attention! (TO KING) My last offer: twenty million goats.,800000,TRUE,15,683,C. Montgomery Burns,Island,Pay attention! My last offer: twenty million goats.,pay attention my last offer twenty million goats,8 +158006,567,153,"King: Okay, fine. But, no dogs disguised as goats.",804000,TRUE,3859,683,King,Island,"Okay, fine. But, no dogs disguised as goats.",okay fine but no dogs disguised as goats,8 +158007,567,154,C. Montgomery Burns: Oh great! Here comes the haggling!,807000,TRUE,15,683,C. Montgomery Burns,Island,Oh great! Here comes the haggling!,oh great here comes the haggling,6 +158008,567,155,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's - day - establishing),809000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +158009,567,156,"Moe Szyslak: Well, well, look who's up. Princess, I'm gonna do something for you I've never done for anyone in this bar: call you a cab.",809000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, well, look who's up. Princess, I'm gonna do something for you I've never done for anyone in this bar: call you a cab.",well well look whos up princess im gonna do something for you ive never done for anyone in this bar call you a cab,24 +158010,567,157,KEMI: No. I want to spend time with you. I want to see this town.,818000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,No. I want to spend time with you. I want to see this town.,no i want to spend time with you i want to see this town,14 +158011,567,158,Moe Szyslak: Do you mind ridin' on a cute little scooter with your arms around my waist?,822000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Do you mind ridin' on a cute little scooter with your arms around my waist?,do you mind ridin on a cute little scooter with your arms around my waist,15 +158012,567,159,KEMI: (SHYLY) I don't.,825000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,I don't.,i dont,2 +158013,567,160,Moe Szyslak: (LIFTS INDEX FINGER) To the scooter store!,827000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,To the scooter store!,to the scooter store,4 +158014,567,161,(Springfield Streets: Ext. springfield streets - morning),847000,FALSE,NA,1033,NA,Springfield Streets,NA,NA,NA +158015,567,162,"Moe Szyslak: And after you eat the soup you can eat the bowl or you can put coins (""KERNS"") in it. Whatever you like.",847000,TRUE,17,1033,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Streets,And after you eat the soup you can eat the bowl or you can put coins in it. Whatever you like.,and after you eat the soup you can eat the bowl or you can put coins in it whatever you like,21 +158016,567,163,KEMI: I have a confession to make. This is my first montage.,857000,TRUE,6740,1033,KEMI,Springfield Streets,I have a confession to make. This is my first montage.,i have a confession to make this is my first montage,11 +158017,567,164,Moe Szyslak: Just relax and enjoy the music.,860000,TRUE,17,1033,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Streets,Just relax and enjoy the music.,just relax and enjoy the music,6 +158018,567,165,Homer Simpson: Moe Szyslak!,865000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,Moe Szyslak!,moe szyslak,2 +158019,567,166,Homer Simpson: This is the part of the fairytale where the princess goes back to the hotel and watches TV!,867000,TRUE,2,1033,Homer Simpson,Springfield Streets,This is the part of the fairytale where the princess goes back to the hotel and watches TV!,this is the part of the fairytale where the princess goes back to the hotel and watches tv,18 +158020,567,167,Moe Szyslak: (TO KEMI) Come with me.,873000,TRUE,17,1033,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Streets,Come with me.,come with me,3 +158021,567,168,(Street: Ext. street - moments later),879000,FALSE,NA,1,NA,Street,NA,NA,NA +158022,567,169,Moe Szyslak: Just move the pedals!,879000,TRUE,17,1,Moe Szyslak,Street,Just move the pedals!,just move the pedals,4 +158023,567,170,"PEDICAB DRIVER: Whoa, sounds like the tower has cleared us for takeoff...",891000,TRUE,6741,1,PEDICAB DRIVER,Street,"Whoa, sounds like the tower has cleared us for takeoff...",whoa sounds like the tower has cleared us for takeoff,10 +158024,567,171,Moe Szyslak: We're tryin' to escape that guy!,896000,TRUE,17,1,Moe Szyslak,Street,We're tryin' to escape that guy!,were tryin to escape that guy,6 +158025,567,172,"PEDICAB DRIVER: Well, dude, as long as he can run, he can beat us.",899000,TRUE,6741,1,PEDICAB DRIVER,Street,"Well, dude, as long as he can run, he can beat us.",well dude as long as he can run he can beat us,12 +158026,567,173,Homer Simpson: (ANNOYED GRUNT),899000,FALSE,2,1,Homer Simpson,Street,NA,NA,NA +158027,567,174,(Springfield: ext. springfield - another area - late afternoon),904000,FALSE,NA,216,NA,Springfield,NA,NA,NA +158028,567,175,"PEDICAB DRIVER: So anyways, the place that I really feel the pedaling? It's my legs.",904000,TRUE,6741,216,PEDICAB DRIVER,Springfield,"So anyways, the place that I really feel the pedaling? It's my legs.",so anyways the place that i really feel the pedaling its my legs,13 +158029,567,176,"Moe Szyslak: (TO KEMI) Okay, all right, we're safe.",909000,TRUE,17,216,Moe Szyslak,Springfield,"Okay, all right, we're safe.",okay all right were safe,5 +158030,567,177,"KEMI: Actually, I wanted to go back with him. I don't want to get my father mad.",911000,TRUE,6740,216,KEMI,Springfield,"Actually, I wanted to go back with him. I don't want to get my father mad.",actually i wanted to go back with him i dont want to get my father mad,16 +158031,567,178,Moe Szyslak: Go back? But I didn't show you the place where Dave Grohl got mugged.,915000,TRUE,17,216,Moe Szyslak,Springfield,Go back? But I didn't show you the place where Dave Grohl got mugged.,go back but i didnt show you the place where dave grohl got mugged,14 +158032,567,179,KEMI: I have to leave. But I still had a wonderful day.,919000,TRUE,6740,216,KEMI,Springfield,I have to leave. But I still had a wonderful day.,i have to leave but i still had a wonderful day,11 +158033,567,180,Moe's Thoughts: Thank God I shaved my forehead this morning.,923000,TRUE,4274,216,Moe's Thoughts,Springfield,Thank God I shaved my forehead this morning.,thank god i shaved my forehead this morning,8 +158034,567,181,"KEMI: A paparazzo! Please don't send that! If my father sees it, it will ruin my life!",926000,TRUE,6740,216,KEMI,Springfield,"A paparazzo! Please don't send that! If my father sees it, it will ruin my life!",a paparazzo please dont send that if my father sees it it will ruin my life,16 +158035,567,182,Paparazzo: Well thanks for making it so easy.,932000,TRUE,1921,216,Paparazzo,Springfield,Well thanks for making it so easy.,well thanks for making it so easy,7 +158036,567,183,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Int. Power plant - moments later),945000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +158037,567,184,King: And you have the twenty million goats.,945000,TRUE,3859,10,King,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,And you have the twenty million goats.,and you have the twenty million goats,7 +158038,567,185,"C. Montgomery Burns: Two now. Nineteen million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight on delivery.",947000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Two now. Nineteen million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand, nine hundred and ninety eight on delivery.",two now nineteen million nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand nine hundred and ninety eight on delivery,16 +158039,567,186,King: Very good.,954000,TRUE,3859,10,King,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,Very good.,very good,2 +158040,567,187,"Waylon Smithers: (WORRIED) Um, shouldn't we see how the Princess is doing before you sign, Your Majesty?",954000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Um, shouldn't we see how the Princess is doing before you sign, Your Majesty?",um shouldnt we see how the princess is doing before you sign your majesty,14 +158041,567,188,"C. Montgomery Burns: What are you talking about, Smithers?",959000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"What are you talking about, Smithers?",what are you talking about smithers,6 +158042,567,189,King: (APPALLED) I can't even trust you to watch an impetuous adult who does what she wants. The deal is off!,963000,TRUE,3859,10,King,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,I can't even trust you to watch an impetuous adult who does what she wants. The deal is off!,i cant even trust you to watch an impetuous adult who does what she wants the deal is off,19 +158043,567,190,"SMITHERS' THOUGHTS: Wow. After spending my life serving others, I'm finally gonna get what I want.",970000,TRUE,6742,10,SMITHERS' THOUGHTS,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Wow. After spending my life serving others, I'm finally gonna get what I want.",wow after spending my life serving others im finally gonna get what i want,14 +158044,567,191,"Waylon Smithers: Sir, there may be a bright side...",974000,TRUE,14,10,Waylon Smithers,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Sir, there may be a bright side...",sir there may be a bright side,7 +158045,567,192,C. Montgomery Burns: There's never a bright side!,976000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,There's never a bright side!,theres never a bright side,5 +158046,567,193,SMITHERS' THOUGHTS: (HAPPILY) He's almost mine!,978000,TRUE,6742,10,SMITHERS' THOUGHTS,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,He's almost mine!,hes almost mine,3 +158048,567,195,"C. Montgomery Burns: Yes, you've torn that up all right.",986000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Yes, you've torn that up all right.",yes youve torn that up all right,7 +158049,567,196,"KEMI: Father! I want to explain. I was a young woman who wanted to see the world, and this kind man has shown it to me.",988000,TRUE,6740,53,KEMI,Burns Manor,"Father! I want to explain. I was a young woman who wanted to see the world, and this kind man has shown it to me.",father i want to explain i was a young woman who wanted to see the world and this kind man has shown it to me,25 +158050,567,197,King: And stolen your heart.,996000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,And stolen your heart.,and stolen your heart,4 +158051,567,198,"Moe Szyslak: Eh, well, that's what I do. Sorry, but there ain't no off switch for this.",998000,TRUE,17,53,Moe Szyslak,Burns Manor,"Eh, well, that's what I do. Sorry, but there ain't no off switch for this.",eh well thats what i do sorry but there aint no off switch for this,15 +158052,567,199,KEMI: He has not stolen my heart.,1005000,TRUE,6740,53,KEMI,Burns Manor,He has not stolen my heart.,he has not stolen my heart,6 +158053,567,200,Moe Szyslak: Wha?!,1008000,TRUE,17,53,Moe Szyslak,Burns Manor,Wha?!,wha,1 +158054,567,201,King: Why has he made the ancient tribal sound of confusion?,1010000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,Why has he made the ancient tribal sound of confusion?,why has he made the ancient tribal sound of confusion,10 +158055,567,202,"KEMI: I think he is a sweet, sweet man. But when I kissed him on the forehead, it was not romantic. More like when Snow White kissed Dopey.",1013000,TRUE,6740,53,KEMI,Burns Manor,"I think he is a sweet, sweet man. But when I kissed him on the forehead, it was not romantic. More like when Snow White kissed Dopey.",i think he is a sweet sweet man but when i kissed him on the forehead it was not romantic more like when snow white kissed dopey,27 +158056,567,203,"Moe Szyslak: No, no, not this comparison again! (FRUSTRATED SOUND)",1021000,TRUE,17,53,Moe Szyslak,Burns Manor,"No, no, not this comparison again!",no no not this comparison again,6 +158057,567,204,"KEMI: I'm sorry, Moe. I don't love you, but I really like you.",1024000,TRUE,6740,53,KEMI,Burns Manor,"I'm sorry, Moe. I don't love you, but I really like you.",im sorry moe i dont love you but i really like you,12 +158058,567,205,"King: Well, daughter. Even though you have done nothing seriously wrong, first I will tear this contract one more time.",1030000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,"Well, daughter. Even though you have done nothing seriously wrong, first I will tear this contract one more time.",well daughter even though you have done nothing seriously wrong first i will tear this contract one more time,19 +158059,567,206,"King: (TO KEMI) And as for you, your punishment will be...",1030000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,"And as for you, your punishment will be...",and as for you your punishment will be,8 +158060,567,207,"Homer Simpson: Uh, may I speak to you, Majesty, father to father?",1040000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"Uh, may I speak to you, Majesty, father to father?",uh may i speak to you majesty father to father,10 +158061,567,208,King: (GASPS) A woman has allowed you to sire her children?,1044000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,A woman has allowed you to sire her children?,a woman has allowed you to sire her children,9 +158062,567,209,Homer Simpson: There was beer involved. I have two daughters. And I've learned you have to let them go their own way. Even the one-year-old.,1047000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,There was beer involved. I have two daughters. And I've learned you have to let them go their own way. Even the one-year-old.,there was beer involved i have two daughters and ive learned you have to let them go their own way even the one-year-old,23 +158063,567,210,Marge Simpson: (CURTSEYS) Majesty.,1056000,TRUE,1,53,Marge Simpson,Burns Manor,Majesty.,majesty,1 +158064,567,211,"Homer Simpson: And the older one, I can't tell her what to do. And she's only twelve.",1058000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"And the older one, I can't tell her what to do. And she's only twelve.",and the older one i cant tell her what to do and shes only twelve,15 +158065,567,212,Lisa Simpson: Eight.,1061000,TRUE,9,53,Lisa Simpson,Burns Manor,Eight.,eight,1 +158066,567,213,Homer Simpson: See what I mean? Always an argument.,1063000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,See what I mean? Always an argument.,see what i mean always an argument,7 +158067,567,214,Homer Simpson: But the thing you have to remember is that you have to let them be who they are because you love them...,1068000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,But the thing you have to remember is that you have to let them be who they are because you love them...,but the thing you have to remember is that you have to let them be who they are because you love them,22 +158068,567,215,King: I am not convinced.,1073000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,I am not convinced.,i am not convinced,4 +158069,567,216,"Homer Simpson: ...uh, because you want them to grow...",1075000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,"...uh, because you want them to grow...",uh because you want them to grow,7 +158070,567,217,King: Still not convinced.,1078000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,Still not convinced.,still not convinced,3 +158071,567,218,Homer Simpson: ...and because you can't strangle a girl.,1080000,TRUE,2,53,Homer Simpson,Burns Manor,...and because you can't strangle a girl.,and because you cant strangle a girl,7 +158072,567,219,King: That makes sense.,1083000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,That makes sense.,that makes sense,3 +158073,567,220,Waylon Smithers: (STUNNED NOISE),1083000,FALSE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +158074,567,221,"King: Come here, daughter.",1085000,TRUE,3859,53,King,Burns Manor,"Come here, daughter.",come here daughter,3 +158075,567,222,"KEMI: Oh, father.",1087000,TRUE,6740,53,KEMI,Burns Manor,"Oh, father.",oh father,2 +158076,567,223,"Waylon Smithers: Little girl, let me give you some advice. Never dream big because it will blow up in your face.",1088000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,"Little girl, let me give you some advice. Never dream big because it will blow up in your face.",little girl let me give you some advice never dream big because it will blow up in your face,19 +158077,567,224,Lisa Simpson: You're talking to the girl who wants a career in jazz.,1093000,TRUE,9,53,Lisa Simpson,Burns Manor,You're talking to the girl who wants a career in jazz.,youre talking to the girl who wants a career in jazz,11 +158078,567,225,Waylon Smithers: (SYMPATHETIC) Poor thing.,1097000,TRUE,14,53,Waylon Smithers,Burns Manor,Poor thing.,poor thing,2 +158079,567,226,(Springfield Nuclear Power Plant: Ext. Nuclear plant - day),1099000,FALSE,NA,10,NA,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,NA,NA,NA +158080,567,227,C. Montgomery Burns: So the good King's cheap uranium will allow me to sell you expensive nuclear power. Everyone wins.,1099000,TRUE,15,10,C. Montgomery Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,So the good King's cheap uranium will allow me to sell you expensive nuclear power. Everyone wins.,so the good kings cheap uranium will allow me to sell you expensive nuclear power everyone wins,17 +158081,567,228,"Reporter: (UNINTERESTED) Yes, yes. Princess! Can you tell us about the man you kissed?",1105000,TRUE,345,10,Reporter,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Yes, yes. Princess! Can you tell us about the man you kissed?",yes yes princess can you tell us about the man you kissed,12 +158082,567,229,"Moe Szyslak: I'll field that. Yesterday, a local man may or may not have given a tour to a certain princess, who, uh, one assumes, turned all his thoughts of revenge to love and then love to respect.",1109000,TRUE,17,10,Moe Szyslak,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"I'll field that. Yesterday, a local man may or may not have given a tour to a certain princess, who, uh, one assumes, turned all his thoughts of revenge to love and then love to respect.",ill field that yesterday a local man may or may not have given a tour to a certain princess who uh one assumes turned all his thoughts of revenge to love and then love to respect,36 +158083,567,230,"KEMI: And yesterday, a certain Princess may or may not have seen much of your world with a certain man, and she certainly might be eternally grateful.",1123000,TRUE,6740,10,KEMI,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"And yesterday, a certain Princess may or may not have seen much of your world with a certain man, and she certainly might be eternally grateful.",and yesterday a certain princess may or may not have seen much of your world with a certain man and she certainly might be eternally grateful,26 +158084,567,231,"Reporter: (WRITING) Oh, this is vague stuff. Vague stuff!",1132000,TRUE,345,10,Reporter,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, this is vague stuff. Vague stuff!",oh this is vague stuff vague stuff,7 +158085,567,232,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - night),1138000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +158086,567,233,Moe Szyslak: I did not think this through.,1138000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I did not think this through.,i did not think this through,6 +158087,567,234,"KEMI: Moe, before I left, I just wanted to give you these examples of our most beloved, albeit depressing, literature.",1142000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,"Moe, before I left, I just wanted to give you these examples of our most beloved, albeit depressing, literature.",moe before i left i just wanted to give you these examples of our most beloved albeit depressing literature,19 +158088,567,235,"Moe Szyslak: Ah, some nice bedtime readin'.",1150000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Ah, some nice bedtime readin'.",ah some nice bedtime readin,5 +158089,567,236,Moe Szyslak: Fun premise.,1152000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,Fun premise.,fun premise,2 +158090,567,237,Moe Szyslak: I'm laughing already.,1154000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,I'm laughing already.,im laughing already,3 +158091,567,238,"Moe Szyslak: Really not cheerin' me up here, but uh, let me offer you the only literature in this bar. Sure works for me though.",1156000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Really not cheerin' me up here, but uh, let me offer you the only literature in this bar. Sure works for me though.",really not cheerin me up here but uh let me offer you the only literature in this bar sure works for me though,23 +158092,567,239,Moe Szyslak: This coaster.,1163000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,This coaster.,this coaster,2 +158093,567,240,KEMI: I will treasure it.,1165000,TRUE,6740,15,KEMI,Moe's Tavern,I will treasure it.,i will treasure it,4 +158094,567,241,"Moe Szyslak: Well, I guess you'll pine forever for a man who doesn't care, while I just grow old here in this bar.",1172000,TRUE,17,15,Moe Szyslak,Moe's Tavern,"Well, I guess you'll pine forever for a man who doesn't care, while I just grow old here in this bar.",well i guess youll pine forever for a man who doesnt care while i just grow old here in this bar,21 +158095,567,242,Waylon Smithers: Here's to suffering in silence.,1179000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,Here's to suffering in silence.,heres to suffering in silence,5 +158096,567,243,(Moe's Tavern: Ext. Moe's tavern - continuous),1189000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +158097,567,244,Waylon Smithers: (INTRIGUED NOISE) Can't wait to see those numbers hanging from my rafters.,1189000,TRUE,14,15,Waylon Smithers,Moe's Tavern,Can't wait to see those numbers hanging from my rafters.,cant wait to see those numbers hanging from my rafters,10 +158098,567,245,(Moe's Tavern: Int. Moe's - continuous),1195000,FALSE,NA,15,NA,Moe's Tavern,NA,NA,NA +158099,567,246,"AGED MOE: (SIGH) I can't believe it's been three years since Smithers left. Man, have I been aging badly. (SIGHS) But I guess I can finally wash this forehead.",1195000,TRUE,6743,15,AGED MOE,Moe's Tavern,"I can't believe it's been three years since Smithers left. Man, have I been aging badly. But I guess I can finally wash this forehead.",i cant believe its been three years since smithers left man have i been aging badly but i guess i can finally wash this forehead,25 +158100,567,247,AGED MOE: (SMILES) Divine.,1205000,TRUE,6743,15,AGED MOE,Moe's Tavern,Divine.,divine,1 +158101,567,248,(Burns Manor: Int. Burns' house - day),1214000,FALSE,NA,53,NA,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +158102,567,249,"C. Montgomery Burns: (ROLLS EYES) Oh God, what do you want?",1214000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Oh God, what do you want?",oh god what do you want,6 +158103,567,250,"RICHARD BRANSON: Well, neighbor, now that your streak of rum luck is at its end, I have a favor to ask.",1216000,TRUE,6744,53,RICHARD BRANSON,Burns Manor,"Well, neighbor, now that your streak of rum luck is at its end, I have a favor to ask.",well neighbor now that your streak of rum luck is at its end i have a favor to ask,19 +158104,567,251,RICHARD BRANSON: It involves charity.,1221000,TRUE,6744,53,RICHARD BRANSON,Burns Manor,It involves charity.,it involves charity,3 +158105,567,252,"RICHARD BRANSON: I've set up the Virgin Earth Challenge, a twenty-five million dollar prize to eliminate greenhouse gasses, that I was hoping you would add to...",1224000,TRUE,6744,53,RICHARD BRANSON,Burns Manor,"I've set up the Virgin Earth Challenge, a twenty-five million dollar prize to eliminate greenhouse gasses, that I was hoping you would add to...",ive set up the virgin earth challenge a twenty-five million dollar prize to eliminate greenhouse gasses that i was hoping you would add to,24 +158216,568,106,Lisa Simpson: You never let me tell!,776000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,You never let me tell!,you never let me tell,5 +158106,567,253,C. Montgomery Burns: Where are the hounds when I need them?,1233000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,Where are the hounds when I need them?,where are the hounds when i need them,8 +158107,567,254,RICHARD BRANSON: They're on a free Virgin Galactic flight around the world.,1235000,TRUE,6744,53,RICHARD BRANSON,Burns Manor,They're on a free Virgin Galactic flight around the world.,theyre on a free virgin galactic flight around the world,10 +158108,567,255,"C. Montgomery Burns: Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word ""virgin?""",1235000,TRUE,15,53,C. Montgomery Burns,Burns Manor,"Can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word ""virgin?""",can you go five blasted minutes without saying the word virgin,11 +158109,567,256,RICHARD BRANSON: That's another Virgin Challenge. (ADMITTING) That I will not be Virgin taking. Virgin.,1235000,TRUE,6744,53,RICHARD BRANSON,Burns Manor,That's another Virgin Challenge. That I will not be Virgin taking. Virgin.,thats another virgin challenge that i will not be virgin taking virgin,12 +158110,568,0,(Springfield Police Station: ext. springfield police station - establishing),32000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +158111,568,1,Chief Wiggum: (SNORING),32000,FALSE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +158112,568,2,Chief Wiggum: Love you guys!,32000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,Love you guys!,love you guys,3 +158113,568,3,"Chief Wiggum: Jet pack! Of course I'm Clancy Wiggins, you idiot.",59000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Jet pack! Of course I'm Clancy Wiggins, you idiot.",jet pack of course im clancy wiggins you idiot,9 +158114,568,4,Chief Wiggum: (SIGNING) Chief... Clancy... Jetpack.,69000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,Chief... Clancy... Jetpack.,chief clancy jetpack,3 +158115,568,5,(Springfield Police Station: ext. police station - back parking lot - later),76000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +158116,568,6,"Chief Wiggum: (SCARED SCREAMS) Okay, okay, I think I got it.",76000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"Okay, okay, I think I got it.",okay okay i think i got it,7 +158117,568,7,Chief Wiggum: Now I got it. I got it.,104000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,Now I got it. I got it.,now i got it i got it,7 +158118,568,8,(Springfield Police Station: int. SPRINGFIELD POLICE STATION - LATER),120000,FALSE,NA,192,NA,Springfield Police Station,NA,NA,NA +158119,568,9,"Lou: Oof. Why don't you take that thing off, chief? It's starting to smell.",120000,TRUE,91,192,Lou,Springfield Police Station,"Oof. Why don't you take that thing off, chief? It's starting to smell.",oof why dont you take that thing off chief its starting to smell,13 +158120,568,10,"Chief Wiggum: What, so you can steal it and be Sky Police? Ohhh no. No way.",139000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,"What, so you can steal it and be Sky Police? Ohhh no. No way.",what so you can steal it and be sky police ohhh no no way,14 +158121,568,11,Chief Wiggum: Um. Oh. Well... there's only one floating future cop who can find that missing jet pack -- the Sky Police!,147000,TRUE,71,192,Chief Wiggum,Springfield Police Station,Um. Oh. Well... there's only one floating future cop who can find that missing jet pack -- the Sky Police!,um oh well theres only one floating future cop who can find that missing jet pack -- the sky police,20 +158122,568,12,(ABOVE SPRINGFIELD: Ext. above Springfield - continuous),171000,FALSE,NA,4450,NA,ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +158123,568,13,Chief Wiggum: (SADLY SINGS) THIS IS THE END OF SKY POLICE... (FALLING SCREAMS),171000,TRUE,71,4450,Chief Wiggum,ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,THIS IS THE END OF SKY POLICE...,this is the end of sky police,7 +158124,568,14,Chief Wiggum: (CRAZED WHISPER) You were the wind beneath my ass.,179000,TRUE,71,4450,Chief Wiggum,ABOVE SPRINGFIELD,You were the wind beneath my ass.,you were the wind beneath my ass,7 +158125,568,15,(OVER SPRINGFIELD: ext. OVER SPRINGFIELD - that night),214000,FALSE,NA,4451,NA,OVER SPRINGFIELD,NA,NA,NA +158126,568,16,(Evergreen Terrace: Ext. evergreen terrace - SUNDAY MORNING),214000,FALSE,NA,410,NA,Evergreen Terrace,NA,NA,NA +158127,568,17,(Simpson Car: Int. Simpsons car - continuous),214000,FALSE,NA,151,NA,Simpson Car,NA,NA,NA +158128,568,18,Lisa Simpson: What percentage of prayers really come true?,214000,TRUE,9,151,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Car,What percentage of prayers really come true?,what percentage of prayers really come true,7 +158129,568,19,"Marge Simpson: Well, not all of them. Like, um, ninety percent?",216000,TRUE,1,151,Marge Simpson,Simpson Car,"Well, not all of them. Like, um, ninety percent?",well not all of them like um ninety percent,9 +158130,568,20,"Bart Simpson: God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games in a diaper.",221000,TRUE,8,151,Bart Simpson,Simpson Car,"God doesn't hear my prayers. If he did, I'd be at home on the couch playing video games in a diaper.",god doesnt hear my prayers if he did id be at home on the couch playing video games in a diaper,21 +158131,568,21,"Homer Simpson: Oh, God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.",227000,TRUE,2,151,Homer Simpson,Simpson Car,"Oh, God gets your prayers, but he just clicks delete without reading them, like email updates from LinkedIn.",oh god gets your prayers but he just clicks delete without reading them like email updates from linkedin,18 +158132,568,22,(First Church of Springfield: EXT. CHURCH - parking lot - CONTINUOUS),235000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +158133,568,23,Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED GASP),235000,FALSE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +158134,568,24,Marge Simpson: I hope no one was hurt.,235000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,I hope no one was hurt.,i hope no one was hurt,6 +158135,568,25,Marge Simpson: (SAD GASP),235000,FALSE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +158136,568,26,"Gil Gunderson: (BUSINESS-LIKE) Don't worry, Reverend, according to your policy, your church is covered for everything but acts of God.",247000,TRUE,2369,131,Gil Gunderson,First Church of Springfield,"Don't worry, Reverend, according to your policy, your church is covered for everything but acts of God.",dont worry reverend according to your policy your church is covered for everything but acts of god,17 +158217,568,107,"Bart Simpson: (CALLING) Mom, the freezer broke and--!",778000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Mom, the freezer broke and--!",mom the freezer broke and--,5 +158137,568,27,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: But we believe everything that happens everywhere is an act of God.,254000,TRUE,140,131,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,First Church of Springfield,But we believe everything that happens everywhere is an act of God.,but we believe everything that happens everywhere is an act of god,12 +158138,568,28,"Gil Gunderson: My jiminy, you're right! We're off the hook!",259000,TRUE,2369,131,Gil Gunderson,First Church of Springfield,"My jiminy, you're right! We're off the hook!",my jiminy youre right were off the hook,8 +158139,568,29,Gil Gunderson: Go Southern Illinois!,267000,TRUE,2369,131,Gil Gunderson,First Church of Springfield,Go Southern Illinois!,go southern illinois,3 +158140,568,30,Bart Simpson: Saluki Strut!,269000,TRUE,8,131,Bart Simpson,First Church of Springfield,Saluki Strut!,saluki strut,2 +158141,568,31,(RUINED CHURCH: INt. RUINED CHURCH - LATER),292000,FALSE,NA,4452,NA,RUINED CHURCH,NA,NA,NA +158142,568,32,CHURCH GROUP: (GASP),292000,FALSE,6745,4452,CHURCH GROUP,RUINED CHURCH,NA,NA,NA +158143,568,33,Sideshow Mel: It's a mixed-use nightmare!,292000,TRUE,699,4452,Sideshow Mel,RUINED CHURCH,It's a mixed-use nightmare!,its a mixed-use nightmare,4 +158144,568,34,(Kwik-E-Mart: Ext. KWIK-E-MART - night - establishing),321000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +158145,568,35,Marge Simpson: But you don't go to our church.,321000,TRUE,1,136,Marge Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,But you don't go to our church.,but you dont go to our church,7 +158146,568,36,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Granted, I do not share your faith. But the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal -- from me, not to take a life -- my life.",323000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Granted, I do not share your faith. But the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal -- from me, not to take a life -- my life.",granted i do not share your faith but the yahoos in this town need a church to deliver weekly reminders not to steal -- from me not to take a life -- my life,34 +158147,568,37,"Captain Horatio McCallister: (DESPERATE) Without organized religion I've lost me moral compass. (BRANDISHES GUN) Also I've, uh, I've been addicted to Oxy for a while now... yar.",335000,TRUE,944,136,Captain Horatio McCallister,Kwik-E-Mart,"Without organized religion I've lost me moral compass. Also I've, uh, I've been addicted to Oxy for a while now... yar.",without organized religion ive lost me moral compass also ive uh ive been addicted to oxy for a while now yar,21 +158148,568,38,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Now this is what I have got in mind...,346000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Now this is what I have got in mind...,now this is what i have got in mind,9 +158149,568,39,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (WHISPERING) I will whisper even though we are alone.,348000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,I will whisper even though we are alone.,i will whisper even though we are alone,8 +158150,568,40,(Flanders Home: ext. flanders house - establishing - night),350000,FALSE,NA,188,NA,Flanders Home,NA,NA,NA +158151,568,41,(FLANDERS: INT. FLANDERS - BASEMENT - continuous),350000,FALSE,NA,4453,NA,FLANDERS,NA,NA,NA +158152,568,42,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Marge has brought this heathen to aid us in our time of need.,350000,TRUE,140,4453,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,FLANDERS,Marge has brought this heathen to aid us in our time of need.,marge has brought this heathen to aid us in our time of need,13 +158153,568,43,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Please do not call me a heathen. It offends Hanuman, the monkey-headed lord of winds, who believed the sun to be a ripe mango... Okay, I get it. I get why you say it.",356000,TRUE,208,4453,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,FLANDERS,"Please do not call me a heathen. It offends Hanuman, the monkey-headed lord of winds, who believed the sun to be a ripe mango... Okay, I get it. I get why you say it.",please do not call me a heathen it offends hanuman the monkey-headed lord of winds who believed the sun to be a ripe mango okay i get it i get why you say it,34 +158154,568,44,Marge Simpson: Apu thinks we can get the money -- at the casino playing blackjack.,365000,TRUE,1,4453,Marge Simpson,FLANDERS,Apu thinks we can get the money -- at the casino playing blackjack.,apu thinks we can get the money -- at the casino playing blackjack,13 +158155,568,45,Helen Lovejoy: (GASPS) The casino?!,372000,TRUE,309,4453,Helen Lovejoy,FLANDERS,The casino?!,the casino,2 +158156,568,46,Agnes Skinner: Blackjack's for suckers. My brother? He used to own three Arby's franchises -- lost 'em all at the tables and gave himself a shotgun tonsillectomy.,373000,TRUE,192,4453,Agnes Skinner,FLANDERS,Blackjack's for suckers. My brother? He used to own three Arby's franchises -- lost 'em all at the tables and gave himself a shotgun tonsillectomy.,blackjacks for suckers my brother he used to own three arbys franchises -- lost em all at the tables and gave himself a shotgun tonsillectomy,25 +158157,568,47,Agnes Skinner: What I told you was to wait in the car.,387000,TRUE,192,4453,Agnes Skinner,FLANDERS,What I told you was to wait in the car.,what i told you was to wait in the car,10 +158158,568,48,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: The Mumbai Institute of Tantric Sex... where I was recruited by a card-counting ring.,395000,TRUE,208,4453,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,FLANDERS,The Mumbai Institute of Tantric Sex... where I was recruited by a card-counting ring.,the mumbai institute of tantric sex where i was recruited by a card-counting ring,14 +158159,568,49,Ned Flanders: Am I hearing this right? Is the church council truly considering... gambling?,414000,TRUE,11,4453,Ned Flanders,FLANDERS,Am I hearing this right? Is the church council truly considering... gambling?,am i hearing this right is the church council truly considering gambling,12 +158160,568,50,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: You know Ned, the Bible never explicitly condemns gambling. Biblical folks were always playing games of chance, like uh... drawing lots.",418000,TRUE,140,4453,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,FLANDERS,"You know Ned, the Bible never explicitly condemns gambling. Biblical folks were always playing games of chance, like uh... drawing lots.",you know ned the bible never explicitly condemns gambling biblical folks were always playing games of chance like uh drawing lots,21 +158161,568,51,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (ROLLS EYES) Card counting is not gambling. It is math.,439000,TRUE,208,4453,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,FLANDERS,Card counting is not gambling. It is math.,card counting is not gambling it is math,8 +158162,568,52,Marge Simpson: And it's not even against the rules.,442000,TRUE,1,4453,Marge Simpson,FLANDERS,And it's not even against the rules.,and its not even against the rules,7 +158247,568,137,"Bart Simpson: Dad, mom trusted us with a secret--",940000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Dad, mom trusted us with a secret--",dad mom trusted us with a secret--,7 +158163,568,53,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Exactly. If you are caught you cannot be charged with any crime. The worst they will do is beat you with a phone book or break some fingers... But what is a little pain if your church is to be saved!,444000,TRUE,208,4453,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,FLANDERS,Exactly. If you are caught you cannot be charged with any crime. The worst they will do is beat you with a phone book or break some fingers... But what is a little pain if your church is to be saved!,exactly if you are caught you cannot be charged with any crime the worst they will do is beat you with a phone book or break some fingers but what is a little pain if your church is to be saved,41 +158164,568,54,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: It is all good.,457000,TRUE,208,4453,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,FLANDERS,It is all good.,it is all good,4 +158165,568,55,(Kwik-E-Mart: ext. KWIK-E-MART - DAY - establishing),463000,FALSE,NA,136,NA,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +158166,568,56,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Counting cards requires absolute focus. You must ignore all casino distractions.,463000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,Counting cards requires absolute focus. You must ignore all casino distractions.,counting cards requires absolute focus you must ignore all casino distractions,11 +158167,568,57,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: And beware of cocktail waitresses with free drinks and eyeball-height cleavage! They're not attractive, but you cannot look away!",474000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"And beware of cocktail waitresses with free drinks and eyeball-height cleavage! They're not attractive, but you cannot look away!",and beware of cocktail waitresses with free drinks and eyeball-height cleavage theyre not attractive but you cannot look away,19 +158168,568,58,"COCKTAIL WAITRESSES: Freshen your drink, hon? / Who had the scotch and soda? / Cocktails! Cocktails! / Another one hon?",481000,TRUE,6746,136,COCKTAIL WAITRESSES,Kwik-E-Mart,"Freshen your drink, hon? / Who had the scotch and soda? / Cocktails! Cocktails! / Another one hon?",freshen your drink hon who had the scotch and soda cocktails cocktails another one hon,15 +158169,568,59,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: (TO MEL) You -- what is the count?,486000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,You -- what is the count?,you -- what is the count,6 +158170,568,60,Sideshow Mel: (FUMFERING NOISES),486000,FALSE,699,136,Sideshow Mel,Kwik-E-Mart,NA,NA,NA +158171,568,61,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Get your head in the game, Mel!",491000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Get your head in the game, Mel!",get your head in the game mel,7 +158172,568,62,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Remember, for this legal but-frowned-upon scheme to work, we must have complete secrecy. Do not tell anyone what you are doing.",493000,TRUE,208,136,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,Kwik-E-Mart,"Remember, for this legal but-frowned-upon scheme to work, we must have complete secrecy. Do not tell anyone what you are doing.",remember for this legal but-frowned-upon scheme to work we must have complete secrecy do not tell anyone what you are doing,21 +158173,568,63,Marge Simpson: Not even Homer?,501000,TRUE,1,136,Marge Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Not even Homer?,not even homer,3 +158174,568,64,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (TO MARGE, SIGHS) Homer is many things, but not a good accomplice. If he gets involved and this scheme fails, what happens to our church?",503000,TRUE,140,136,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,Kwik-E-Mart,"Homer is many things, but not a good accomplice. If he gets involved and this scheme fails, what happens to our church?",homer is many things but not a good accomplice if he gets involved and this scheme fails what happens to our church,22 +158175,568,65,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED MURMUR) Even I saw that. (TO HERSELF) I guess I can't tell Homer.,519000,TRUE,1,136,Marge Simpson,Kwik-E-Mart,Even I saw that. I guess I can't tell Homer.,even i saw that i guess i cant tell homer,10 +158176,568,66,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - foyer - continuous),534000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158177,568,67,"Marge Simpson: Well, to raise money, we're... (LYING) putting on a revue.",534000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Well, to raise money, we're... putting on a revue.",well to raise money were putting on a revue,9 +158178,568,68,"Marge Simpson: Yeah, so, uh, I'm going out to rehearse... the revue.",545000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, so, uh, I'm going out to rehearse... the revue.",yeah so uh im going out to rehearse the revue,10 +158179,568,69,"Homer Simpson: Go, go make magic. You just go.",550000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Go, go make magic. You just go.",go go make magic you just go,7 +158180,568,70,Homer Simpson: (CHUCKLES TO HIMSELF) Revue...,554000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Revue...,revue,1 +158181,568,71,(RIVERBOAT CASINO: Ext. riverboat casino - ESTABLISHING),566000,FALSE,NA,4454,NA,RIVERBOAT CASINO,NA,NA,NA +158182,568,72,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Card counting is simple.,566000,TRUE,208,4454,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,RIVERBOAT CASINO,Card counting is simple.,card counting is simple,4 +158183,568,73,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: You all sit at different tables, betting low, playing hand after hand, ""counting"" in your head how many high cards are left in the deck.",568000,TRUE,208,4454,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"You all sit at different tables, betting low, playing hand after hand, ""counting"" in your head how many high cards are left in the deck.",you all sit at different tables betting low playing hand after hand counting in your head how many high cards are left in the deck,25 +158184,568,74,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Ignore all distractions!,577000,TRUE,208,4454,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,RIVERBOAT CASINO,Ignore all distractions!,ignore all distractions,3 +158185,568,75,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: When the count is high, you have a ""hot deck"" and the odds are in your favor. Then, you use a secret signal to call in The Closer.",585000,TRUE,208,4454,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"When the count is high, you have a ""hot deck"" and the odds are in your favor. Then, you use a secret signal to call in The Closer.",when the count is high you have a hot deck and the odds are in your favor then you use a secret signal to call in the closer,28 +158186,568,76,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: The Closer bets big, wins bigger, and the casino never suspects that it has been the victim of a morally-acceptable screw job.",590000,TRUE,208,4454,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"The Closer bets big, wins bigger, and the casino never suspects that it has been the victim of a morally-acceptable screw job.",the closer bets big wins bigger and the casino never suspects that it has been the victim of a morally-acceptable screw job,22 +158248,568,138,Lisa Simpson: --but she hasn't come home yet and we're worried she's in trouble!,943000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,--but she hasn't come home yet and we're worried she's in trouble!,--but she hasnt come home yet and were worried shes in trouble,12 +158187,568,77,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: But use caution. There are eyes everywhere. Sooner or later, the casino will catch on...",603000,TRUE,208,4454,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"But use caution. There are eyes everywhere. Sooner or later, the casino will catch on...",but use caution there are eyes everywhere sooner or later the casino will catch on,15 +158188,568,78,(SKOBO'S: EXT. SKOBO'S - ESTABLISHING),624000,FALSE,NA,4455,NA,SKOBO'S,NA,NA,NA +158189,568,79,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: What a haul!,624000,TRUE,140,4455,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,SKOBO'S,What a haul!,what a haul,3 +158190,568,80,Agnes Skinner: I think we can do something a little harder than that.,640000,TRUE,192,4455,Agnes Skinner,SKOBO'S,I think we can do something a little harder than that.,i think we can do something a little harder than that,11 +158191,568,81,Sideshow Mel: Mmm! Now that's a marshmallow-y s'more-garita!,646000,TRUE,699,4455,Sideshow Mel,SKOBO'S,Mmm! Now that's a marshmallow-y s'more-garita!,mmm now thats a marshmallow-y smore-garita,6 +158192,568,82,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - establishing),653000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158193,568,83,(Simpson Home: Int. simpsons house - master bedroom - continuous),653000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158194,568,84,(Simpson Home: Ext. Simpson house - continuous),653000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158195,568,85,Homer Simpson: Oh boy oh boy.,653000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,Oh boy oh boy.,oh boy oh boy,4 +158196,568,86,(Simpson Home: Int. Simpsons house - kitchen - a little later),673000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158197,568,87,Homer Simpson: One AM lovin' and two AM steak? Night marriage rules! (SIGHS) I guess nothing gets the heart pumping like a church revue.,673000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,One AM lovin' and two AM steak? Night marriage rules! I guess nothing gets the heart pumping like a church revue.,one am lovin and two am steak night marriage rules i guess nothing gets the heart pumping like a church revue,21 +158198,568,88,"Marge Simpson: Huh? (GUILTY) Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... the revue.",683000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Huh? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah... the revue.",huh oh yeah yeah yeah the revue,7 +158199,568,89,Homer Simpson: What are the skits about?,689000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,What are the skits about?,what are the skits about,5 +158200,568,90,Marge Simpson: Uh... pop culture and current events.,690000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Uh... pop culture and current events.,uh pop culture and current events,6 +158201,568,91,Homer Simpson: How do you transition between scenes -- hard blackouts or spotlight fades?,693000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,How do you transition between scenes -- hard blackouts or spotlight fades?,how do you transition between scenes -- hard blackouts or spotlight fades,12 +158202,568,92,Marge Simpson: Both.,698000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Both.,both,1 +158203,568,93,"Homer Simpson: Nice. (THINKS) You know, it wouldn't be a revue without songs. Tell me about one.",698000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"Nice. You know, it wouldn't be a revue without songs. Tell me about one.",nice you know it wouldnt be a revue without songs tell me about one,14 +158204,568,94,"Marge Simpson: Okay... There's a song about, um... how Democrats and Republicans can't get along. (INSPIRED) It's called ""Cats and Dogs.""",703000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Okay... There's a song about, um... how Democrats and Republicans can't get along. It's called ""Cats and Dogs.""",okay theres a song about um how democrats and republicans cant get along its called cats and dogs,18 +158205,568,95,"Homer Simpson: (IMPRESSED) You got yourself one hell of a show, Marge. One hell of a show.",721000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,"You got yourself one hell of a show, Marge. One hell of a show.",you got yourself one hell of a show marge one hell of a show,14 +158206,568,96,Marge Simpson: (RELIEVED SIGH),721000,FALSE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158207,568,97,(FLANDERS' BASEMENT: int. flanders' basement - day),729000,FALSE,NA,4456,NA,FLANDERS' BASEMENT,NA,NA,NA +158208,568,98,"Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: Okay, okay, don't get cocky, you rapture-waiting baby-baptizers! You had one good night, but now the casino is on to you. They're not going to let you anywhere near those blackjack tables... unless you wear these.",729000,TRUE,208,4456,Apu Nahasapeemapetilon,FLANDERS' BASEMENT,"Okay, okay, don't get cocky, you rapture-waiting baby-baptizers! You had one good night, but now the casino is on to you. They're not going to let you anywhere near those blackjack tables... unless you wear these.",okay okay dont get cocky you rapture-waiting baby-baptizers you had one good night but now the casino is on to you theyre not going to let you anywhere near those blackjack tables unless you wear these,36 +158209,568,99,Marge Simpson: (WORRIED) Disguises? I'm worried that our scam is becoming dishonest.,743000,TRUE,1,4456,Marge Simpson,FLANDERS' BASEMENT,Disguises? I'm worried that our scam is becoming dishonest.,disguises im worried that our scam is becoming dishonest,9 +158210,568,100,"Ned Flanders: Why, I bet the Lord is pleased as punch that we're using that dirty casino money to rebuild his temple. Our mission is one hundred percent pure.",753000,TRUE,11,4456,Ned Flanders,FLANDERS' BASEMENT,"Why, I bet the Lord is pleased as punch that we're using that dirty casino money to rebuild his temple. Our mission is one hundred percent pure.",why i bet the lord is pleased as punch that were using that dirty casino money to rebuild his temple our mission is one hundred percent pure,27 +158211,568,101,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: Where has this been all my life?,760000,TRUE,140,4456,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,FLANDERS' BASEMENT,Where has this been all my life?,where has this been all my life,7 +158212,568,102,Sideshow Mel: I could be Sideshow anyone!,765000,TRUE,699,4456,Sideshow Mel,FLANDERS' BASEMENT,I could be Sideshow anyone!,i could be sideshow anyone,5 +158213,568,103,(Simpson Home: EXT. SIMPSON HOUSE - FRONT YARD - DAY),769000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158214,568,104,Lisa Simpson: (EXCITED) I'm telling mom about how the school freezer broke and they had to cook all the tater tots and the teachers took the extra tots home in manila envelopes!,769000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm telling mom about how the school freezer broke and they had to cook all the tater tots and the teachers took the extra tots home in manila envelopes!,im telling mom about how the school freezer broke and they had to cook all the tater tots and the teachers took the extra tots home in manila envelopes,29 +158215,568,105,Bart Simpson: I'm telling her!,775000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I'm telling her!,im telling her,3 +158218,568,108,Lisa Simpson: (TALKING OVER EACH OTHER) Cook all the tater tots! / There were too many tots! / And the teachers took them home in manila envelopes! / I hate you!,779000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Cook all the tater tots! / There were too many tots! / And the teachers took them home in manila envelopes! / I hate you!,cook all the tater tots there were too many tots and the teachers took them home in manila envelopes i hate you,22 +158219,568,109,"Marge Simpson: Ok, Mel. I'll be at the casino by ten. Meet me at the lounge by the J. Geils cover band.",785000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"Ok, Mel. I'll be at the casino by ten. Meet me at the lounge by the J. Geils cover band.",ok mel ill be at the casino by ten meet me at the lounge by the j geils cover band,20 +158220,568,110,Bart Simpson: Are you... a hostess?,794000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Are you... a hostess?,are you a hostess,4 +158221,568,111,Marge Simpson: Actually... my friends and I are using a system to win money to save the church.,797000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Actually... my friends and I are using a system to win money to save the church.,actually my friends and i are using a system to win money to save the church,16 +158222,568,112,Lisa Simpson: (DISAPPOINTED GASP) I can't believe you're gambling.,803000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I can't believe you're gambling.,i cant believe youre gambling,5 +158223,568,113,Marge Simpson: (DEFENSIVE) It's not gambling! It's math.,806000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not gambling! It's math.,its not gambling its math,5 +158224,568,114,Bart Simpson: Is Dad in on this takedown?,809000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,Is Dad in on this takedown?,is dad in on this takedown,6 +158225,568,115,Marge Simpson: It's not a takedown! And I haven't told him about it -- yet.,810000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,It's not a takedown! And I haven't told him about it -- yet.,its not a takedown and i havent told him about it -- yet,13 +158226,568,116,"Marge Simpson: (FLATTERING) But it's okay for you guys to know, because you're finally grown-up enough to be trusted with adult information.",815000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"But it's okay for you guys to know, because you're finally grown-up enough to be trusted with adult information.",but its okay for you guys to know because youre finally grown-up enough to be trusted with adult information,19 +158227,568,117,"Bart Simpson: Yeah, we are grown up.",822000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,"Yeah, we are grown up.",yeah we are grown up,5 +158228,568,118,Lisa Simpson: (PROUD) I know how much to tip a waiter.,824000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,I know how much to tip a waiter.,i know how much to tip a waiter,8 +158229,568,119,Bart Simpson: I go on hikes with my friends where we talk about our problems.,826000,TRUE,8,5,Bart Simpson,Simpson Home,I go on hikes with my friends where we talk about our problems.,i go on hikes with my friends where we talk about our problems,13 +158230,568,120,"Marge Simpson: I'll tell your dad everything in the morning when we have the money. But until then, I appreciate you keeping this very grown-up secret.",829000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,"I'll tell your dad everything in the morning when we have the money. But until then, I appreciate you keeping this very grown-up secret.",ill tell your dad everything in the morning when we have the money but until then i appreciate you keeping this very grown-up secret,24 +158231,568,121,(RIVERBOAT CASINO: ext. riverboat casino - night - establishing),872000,FALSE,NA,4454,NA,RIVERBOAT CASINO,NA,NA,NA +158232,568,122,(SECURITY ROOM: Int. security room - continuous),872000,FALSE,NA,833,NA,SECURITY ROOM,NA,NA,NA +158233,568,123,(CASINO FLOOR: Int. casino floor - continuous),872000,FALSE,NA,4457,NA,CASINO FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +158234,568,124,(Motel: EXT. motel - later that night),872000,FALSE,NA,1086,NA,Motel,NA,NA,NA +158235,568,125,(Motel Room: int. MOTEL ROOM - continuous),872000,FALSE,NA,204,NA,Motel Room,NA,NA,NA +158236,568,126,Agnes Skinner: (MONEY-BATHING NOISES),872000,FALSE,192,204,Agnes Skinner,Motel Room,NA,NA,NA +158237,568,127,"Marge Simpson: Homie, Homie, I can finally tell you how we really got the money...",872000,TRUE,1,204,Marge Simpson,Motel Room,"Homie, Homie, I can finally tell you how we really got the money...",homie homie i can finally tell you how we really got the money,13 +158238,568,128,"Homer Simpson: (SCARED) Marge? Some casino guys have me, and they want the money you took from them, or else.",900000,TRUE,2,204,Homer Simpson,Motel Room,"Marge? Some casino guys have me, and they want the money you took from them, or else.",marge some casino guys have me and they want the money you took from them or else,17 +158239,568,129,Marge Simpson: (QUICK HORRIFIED GASP) This is all my fault.,906000,TRUE,1,204,Marge Simpson,Motel Room,This is all my fault.,this is all my fault,5 +158240,568,130,"Homer Simpson: Just tell me one thing, Marge. Why did you lose faith in the revue? I mean, ""Cats and Dogs"" writes itself. (SINGING) CATS AND DOGS ON CAPITAL HILL / THEY DON'T GET ALONG AND NEVER WILL",908000,TRUE,2,204,Homer Simpson,Motel Room,"Just tell me one thing, Marge. Why did you lose faith in the revue? I mean, ""Cats and Dogs"" writes itself. CATS AND DOGS ON CAPITAL HILL / THEY DON'T GET ALONG AND NEVER WILL",just tell me one thing marge why did you lose faith in the revue i mean cats and dogs writes itself cats and dogs on capital hill they dont get along and never will,34 +158241,568,131,"Homer Simpson: (SINGING) CATS AND DOGS, SQUABBLE'S NEVER ENDING / EVEN WITH SO MUCH LEGISLATION PENDING!",920000,TRUE,2,204,Homer Simpson,Motel Room,"CATS AND DOGS, SQUABBLE'S NEVER ENDING / EVEN WITH SO MUCH LEGISLATION PENDING!",cats and dogs squabbles never ending even with so much legislation pending,12 +158242,568,132,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - bedroom - night),932000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158243,568,133,Marge Simpson: Homie. How did you end up at the casino?,932000,TRUE,1,5,Marge Simpson,Simpson Home,Homie. How did you end up at the casino?,homie how did you end up at the casino,9 +158244,568,134,(RIVERBOAT CASINO: int. riverboat casino - holding room - continuous),935000,FALSE,NA,4454,NA,RIVERBOAT CASINO,NA,NA,NA +158245,568,135,"Homer Simpson: Well, I was taking a moment to enjoy my after dinner night cap...",935000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"Well, I was taking a moment to enjoy my after dinner night cap...",well i was taking a moment to enjoy my after dinner night cap,13 +158246,568,136,(Simpson Home: int. simpson house - tv room - night),940000,FALSE,NA,5,NA,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158249,568,139,Homer Simpson: (STARTLED BELCH),943000,FALSE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +158250,568,140,Lisa Simpson: Mom's counting cards at the casino!,947000,TRUE,9,5,Lisa Simpson,Simpson Home,Mom's counting cards at the casino!,moms counting cards at the casino,6 +158251,568,141,"Homer Simpson: If anything happens to Marge... (REALIZING, QUICK GASP) we'll all be orphans!",950000,TRUE,2,5,Homer Simpson,Simpson Home,If anything happens to Marge... we'll all be orphans!,if anything happens to marge well all be orphans,9 +158252,568,142,(Highway: ext. highway - later that night),955000,FALSE,NA,238,NA,Highway,NA,NA,NA +158253,568,143,(RIVERBOAT CASINO: ext. riverboat casino - night),955000,FALSE,NA,4454,NA,RIVERBOAT CASINO,NA,NA,NA +158254,568,144,Homer Simpson: I'm comin' for ya baby!,955000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,I'm comin' for ya baby!,im comin for ya baby,5 +158255,568,145,Homer Simpson: Have you seen this woman? Have you? Have you seen my wife?,957000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,Have you seen this woman? Have you? Have you seen my wife?,have you seen this woman have you have you seen my wife,12 +158256,568,146,SECURITY THUG #1: This is your wife?,962000,TRUE,6747,4454,SECURITY THUG #1,RIVERBOAT CASINO,This is your wife?,this is your wife,4 +158257,568,147,Homer Simpson: (DESPERATE) Do you know where she is?,963000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,Do you know where she is?,do you know where she is,6 +158258,568,148,"SECURITY THUG #2: Uh, we'd like to ask you some questions in our ""beating room.""",964000,TRUE,6748,4454,SECURITY THUG #2,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"Uh, we'd like to ask you some questions in our ""beating room.""",uh wed like to ask you some questions in our beating room,12 +158259,568,149,"Homer Simpson: All right, as long as it's just questions.",964000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"All right, as long as it's just questions.",all right as long as its just questions,8 +158260,568,150,(LOVEJOY HOUSE: ext. lovejoy house - morning),972000,FALSE,NA,843,NA,LOVEJOY HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +158261,568,151,Marge Simpson: Reverend! Reverend! They took Homer!,972000,TRUE,1,843,Marge Simpson,LOVEJOY HOUSE,Reverend! Reverend! They took Homer!,reverend reverend they took homer,5 +158262,568,152,"Helen Lovejoy: (CALLING, SEDUCTIVE) Oh, Asphodel...",978000,TRUE,309,843,Helen Lovejoy,LOVEJOY HOUSE,"Oh, Asphodel...",oh asphodel,2 +158263,568,153,Helen Lovejoy: Your corpse bride is getting cold!,983000,TRUE,309,843,Helen Lovejoy,LOVEJOY HOUSE,Your corpse bride is getting cold!,your corpse bride is getting cold,6 +158264,568,154,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: (CALLING) Uh, one second, Belladonna! (TO MARGE, SHEEPISH) Helen and I have found that, uh, these new personas have been quite liberating...",986000,TRUE,140,843,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,LOVEJOY HOUSE,"Uh, one second, Belladonna! Helen and I have found that, uh, these new personas have been quite liberating...",uh one second belladonna helen and i have found that uh these new personas have been quite liberating,18 +158265,568,155,Helen Lovejoy: Was that a woman's voice? (SEDUCTIVE) Send her in!,992000,TRUE,309,843,Helen Lovejoy,LOVEJOY HOUSE,Was that a woman's voice? Send her in!,was that a womans voice send her in,8 +158266,568,156,"Marge Simpson: If we don't give back the money we won counting cards, the casino people are going to hurt Homer!",998000,TRUE,1,843,Marge Simpson,LOVEJOY HOUSE,"If we don't give back the money we won counting cards, the casino people are going to hurt Homer!",if we dont give back the money we won counting cards the casino people are going to hurt homer,19 +158267,568,157,(First Church of Springfield: INT. church - later),1028000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +158268,568,158,LATINO WORKERS: (RAUCOUS LATINO LAUGHTER),1028000,FALSE,6749,131,LATINO WORKERS,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +158269,568,159,(RIVERBOAT CASINO: ext. riverboat casino - establishing - day),1028000,FALSE,NA,4454,NA,RIVERBOAT CASINO,NA,NA,NA +158270,568,160,Homer Simpson: (SCARED MOAN) Are you gonna put my head in a vise?,1028000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,Are you gonna put my head in a vise?,are you gonna put my head in a vise,9 +158271,568,161,SECURITY THUG #1: We don't do that. We don't even have a vise.,1030000,TRUE,6747,4454,SECURITY THUG #1,RIVERBOAT CASINO,We don't do that. We don't even have a vise.,we dont do that we dont even have a vise,10 +158272,568,162,SECURITY THUG #2: We just want the money your wife stole from us.,1032000,TRUE,6748,4454,SECURITY THUG #2,RIVERBOAT CASINO,We just want the money your wife stole from us.,we just want the money your wife stole from us,10 +158273,568,163,Homer Simpson: Stole? How is counting cards stealing?,1036000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,Stole? How is counting cards stealing?,stole how is counting cards stealing,6 +158274,568,164,"SECURITY THUG #2: Well, it's not really stealing.",1038000,TRUE,6748,4454,SECURITY THUG #2,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"Well, it's not really stealing.",well its not really stealing,5 +158275,568,165,Homer Simpson: Is it even cheating?,1040000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,Is it even cheating?,is it even cheating,4 +158276,568,166,"SECURITY THUG #2: No, but-- it's just not allowed.",1041000,TRUE,6748,4454,SECURITY THUG #2,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"No, but-- it's just not allowed.",no but-- its just not allowed,6 +158277,568,167,"Homer Simpson: I don't get it. Football players can do the quarterback sneak, and baseball players can steal bases. Why can't I just remember which cards have been played?",1044000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,"I don't get it. Football players can do the quarterback sneak, and baseball players can steal bases. Why can't I just remember which cards have been played?",i dont get it football players can do the quarterback sneak and baseball players can steal bases why cant i just remember which cards have been played,27 +158278,568,168,SECURITY THUG #1: I can't take any more of this guy. Get the vise.,1051000,TRUE,6747,4454,SECURITY THUG #1,RIVERBOAT CASINO,I can't take any more of this guy. Get the vise.,i cant take any more of this guy get the vise,11 +158279,568,169,Homer Simpson: (SMUG) I knew you had a vise! I knew it!,1054000,TRUE,2,4454,Homer Simpson,RIVERBOAT CASINO,I knew you had a vise! I knew it!,i knew you had a vise i knew it,9 +158280,568,170,(BURNED CHURCH: ext. burned church - continuous),1062000,FALSE,NA,4458,NA,BURNED CHURCH,NA,NA,NA +158281,568,171,"Rev. Timothy Lovejoy: I'm sorry, Marge. Maybe your husband's suffering was all part of God's plan.",1062000,TRUE,140,4458,Rev. Timothy Lovejoy,BURNED CHURCH,"I'm sorry, Marge. Maybe your husband's suffering was all part of God's plan.",im sorry marge maybe your husbands suffering was all part of gods plan,13 +158282,568,172,"Marge Simpson: God's plan?! God isn't some video gamer up there controlling us like we were pac men and dig dugs! God isn't Sky Police. God didn't do this. I lied to my husband, and made my kids lie too! We did this.",1067000,TRUE,1,4458,Marge Simpson,BURNED CHURCH,"God's plan?! God isn't some video gamer up there controlling us like we were pac men and dig dugs! God isn't Sky Police. God didn't do this. I lied to my husband, and made my kids lie too! We did this.",gods plan god isnt some video gamer up there controlling us like we were pac men and dig dugs god isnt sky police god didnt do this i lied to my husband and made my kids lie too we did this,41 +158283,568,173,Ned Flanders: She's right. We thought we could enter the den of sin and emerge unscathed. But we were scathed! Those free ginger ales at the casino... I didn't declare them on my taxes!,1084000,TRUE,11,4458,Ned Flanders,BURNED CHURCH,She's right. We thought we could enter the den of sin and emerge unscathed. But we were scathed! Those free ginger ales at the casino... I didn't declare them on my taxes!,shes right we thought we could enter the den of sin and emerge unscathed but we were scathed those free ginger ales at the casino i didnt declare them on my taxes,32 +158284,568,174,Marge Simpson: I'm going to do what I should've done in the first place.,1096000,TRUE,1,4458,Marge Simpson,BURNED CHURCH,I'm going to do what I should've done in the first place.,im going to do what i shouldve done in the first place,12 +158285,568,175,Sideshow Mel: Put on a revue?,1100000,TRUE,699,4458,Sideshow Mel,BURNED CHURCH,Put on a revue?,put on a revue,4 +158286,568,176,(CASINO FLOOR: int. casino floor - continuous),1112000,FALSE,NA,4457,NA,CASINO FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +158287,568,177,"Marge Simpson: (SIGHS) I don't know if you watch us all the time, or if we're just like an ant farm you got for your birthday and left on the shelf, and every once in a while you check out what kind of crazy tunnels we've built.",1112000,TRUE,1,4457,Marge Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,"I don't know if you watch us all the time, or if we're just like an ant farm you got for your birthday and left on the shelf, and every once in a while you check out what kind of crazy tunnels we've built.",i dont know if you watch us all the time or if were just like an ant farm you got for your birthday and left on the shelf and every once in a while you check out what kind of crazy tunnels weve built,44 +158288,568,178,"Marge Simpson: Maybe we got it all wrong praying for things we want and hoping we get them. Maybe prayer is just taking a moment to tell yourself that there is good in the universe. And I'm going to sit here and focus on that good, and maybe, just maybe, I'll get my husband back.",1123000,TRUE,1,4457,Marge Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,"Maybe we got it all wrong praying for things we want and hoping we get them. Maybe prayer is just taking a moment to tell yourself that there is good in the universe. And I'm going to sit here and focus on that good, and maybe, just maybe, I'll get my husband back.",maybe we got it all wrong praying for things we want and hoping we get them maybe prayer is just taking a moment to tell yourself that there is good in the universe and im going to sit here and focus on that good and maybe just maybe ill get my husband back,53 +158289,568,179,(SECURITY ROOM: Int. security room - continuous),1157000,FALSE,NA,833,NA,SECURITY ROOM,NA,NA,NA +158290,568,180,(CASINO FLOOR: Ext. casino floor - continuous),1157000,FALSE,NA,4457,NA,CASINO FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +158291,568,181,Marge Simpson: (GASP),1157000,FALSE,1,4457,Marge Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +158292,568,182,Marge Simpson: My family loves your microwave lasagnas.,1157000,TRUE,1,4457,Marge Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,My family loves your microwave lasagnas.,my family loves your microwave lasagnas,6 +158293,568,183,Casino Manager: It's not my division. But I'll tell Bill Kelley you said so.,1160000,TRUE,3040,4457,Casino Manager,CASINO FLOOR,It's not my division. But I'll tell Bill Kelley you said so.,its not my division but ill tell bill kelley you said so,12 +158294,568,184,Marge Simpson: I want my husband back!,1174000,TRUE,1,4457,Marge Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,I want my husband back!,i want my husband back,5 +158295,568,185,"Casino Manager: Hm. Let me run it by Jennifer Yang. Oh wait, she's on maternity leave. Don't worry. I'm sure Chuck Bennett will sign off on it.",1176000,TRUE,3040,4457,Casino Manager,CASINO FLOOR,"Hm. Let me run it by Jennifer Yang. Oh wait, she's on maternity leave. Don't worry. I'm sure Chuck Bennett will sign off on it.",hm let me run it by jennifer yang oh wait shes on maternity leave dont worry im sure chuck bennett will sign off on it,25 +158296,568,186,Casino Manager: We are going to release your husband.,1184000,TRUE,3040,4457,Casino Manager,CASINO FLOOR,We are going to release your husband.,we are going to release your husband,7 +158297,568,187,"Ned Flanders: See Marge, someone up in the sky did hear your prayers...",1186000,TRUE,11,4457,Ned Flanders,CASINO FLOOR,"See Marge, someone up in the sky did hear your prayers...",see marge someone up in the sky did hear your prayers,11 +158298,568,188,Marge Simpson: They sure did... casino management.,1190000,TRUE,1,4457,Marge Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,They sure did... casino management.,they sure did casino management,5 +158299,568,189,Casino Manager: You are free to leave as long as your faith-based card counting group never return to this or any other river or maritime casino.,1195000,TRUE,3040,4457,Casino Manager,CASINO FLOOR,You are free to leave as long as your faith-based card counting group never return to this or any other river or maritime casino.,you are free to leave as long as your faith-based card counting group never return to this or any other river or maritime casino,24 +158300,568,190,Homer Simpson: No deal!,1203000,TRUE,2,4457,Homer Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,No deal!,no deal,2 +158301,568,191,Marge Simpson: (SHOCKED) But we don't need to come back. We saved the church.,1203000,TRUE,1,4457,Marge Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,But we don't need to come back. We saved the church.,but we dont need to come back we saved the church,11 +158302,568,192,Homer Simpson: No! An injustice has gone on here for too long.,1208000,TRUE,2,4457,Homer Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,No! An injustice has gone on here for too long.,no an injustice has gone on here for too long,10 +158303,568,193,Homer Simpson: I'm not leaving this casino until you stop punishing people for counting cards. They're just playing the game by the rules!,1211000,TRUE,2,4457,Homer Simpson,CASINO FLOOR,I'm not leaving this casino until you stop punishing people for counting cards. They're just playing the game by the rules!,im not leaving this casino until you stop punishing people for counting cards theyre just playing the game by the rules,21 +158304,568,194,Crowd: (CHEERS),1211000,FALSE,75,4457,Crowd,CASINO FLOOR,NA,NA,NA +158305,568,195,(RIVERBOAT CASINO: ext. riverboat casino - later),1227000,FALSE,NA,4454,NA,RIVERBOAT CASINO,NA,NA,NA +158307,568,197,(First Church of Springfield: ext. first church of springfield - sunset),1227000,FALSE,NA,131,NA,First Church of Springfield,NA,NA,NA +158308,568,198,"Marge Simpson: Homie, after all this, do you still believe in God?",1227000,TRUE,1,131,Marge Simpson,First Church of Springfield,"Homie, after all this, do you still believe in God?",homie after all this do you still believe in god,10 +158309,568,199,Homer Simpson: On a beautiful night like tonight... how could I not?,1230000,TRUE,2,131,Homer Simpson,First Church of Springfield,On a beautiful night like tonight... how could I not?,on a beautiful night like tonight how could i not,10 +158310,568,200,(Springfield Elementary School: EXT. SPRINGFIELD ELEMENTARY - SCHOOL YARD - DAY),1292000,FALSE,NA,3,NA,Springfield Elementary School,NA,NA,NA +158311,568,201,"Lou: Next week on ""Sky Police"".",1292000,TRUE,91,3,Lou,Springfield Elementary School,"Next week on ""Sky Police"".",next week on sky police,5 +158312,568,202,(PLAYDUDE MANSION: EXT. PLAYDUDE MANSION - pool area - DAY),1292000,FALSE,NA,4459,NA,PLAYDUDE MANSION,NA,NA,NA +158313,568,203,(Mayor's Office: int. mayor's office - day),1292000,FALSE,NA,675,NA,Mayor's Office,NA,NA,NA +158314,568,204,(Warehouse District: int. warehouse district - night),1292000,FALSE,NA,585,NA,Warehouse District,NA,NA,NA +158315,568,205,Chief Wiggum: Sky police!,1292000,TRUE,71,585,Chief Wiggum,Warehouse District,Sky police!,sky police,2 +139231,497,14,McBain: You are suffering from a reptile dysfunction.,170000,TRUE,1114,2145,McBain,Abandoned Warehouse,You are suffering from a reptile dysfunction.,you are suffering from a reptile dysfunction,7 +134936,481,102,Young Homer: Why you little!...,563000,TRUE,2,1350,Young Homer,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME,Why you little!...,why you little,3 +144487,516,138,"Young Homer: Creepy. You can have mine, Bongo.",599000,TRUE,2,10,Young Homer,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Creepy. You can have mine, Bongo.",creepy you can have mine bongo,6 +144504,516,155,Young Homer: (SINGING TO SELF) LITTLE HOMER HAD A DOG / AND BONGO WAS HIS NAME-O / B-O-ON-ON-GO / B-O-ON-ON-GO...,679000,TRUE,2,4131,Young Homer,STREETS OF SPRINGFIELD - DAY,LITTLE HOMER HAD A DOG / AND BONGO WAS HIS NAME-O / B-O-ON-ON-GO / B-O-ON-ON-GO...,little homer had a dog and bongo was his name-o b-o-on-on-go b-o-on-on-go,12 +144514,516,165,Young Homer: A hole next to the seat to hold my cup?,719000,TRUE,2,698,Young Homer,Grampa's Car,A hole next to the seat to hold my cup?,a hole next to the seat to hold my cup,10 +144530,516,181,"Young Homer: Where are we going, Daddy?",785000,TRUE,2,4133,Young Homer,YOUNGER GRAMPA'S CAR,"Where are we going, Daddy?",where are we going daddy,5 +144532,516,183,Young Homer: (WORRIED) Miss Viola? Isn't she cuckoo?,794000,TRUE,2,4133,Young Homer,YOUNGER GRAMPA'S CAR,Miss Viola? Isn't she cuckoo?,miss viola isnt she cuckoo,5 +144539,516,190,Young Homer: Okay. How long till we come back and get him?,825000,TRUE,2,4134,Young Homer,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),Okay. How long till we come back and get him?,okay how long till we come back and get him,10 +144541,516,192,Young Homer: What?! (THROWS ARMS AROUND DOG) No! No! No! Bongo!! (HUGE SOBS AND WAILS),839000,TRUE,2,4134,Young Homer,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),What?! No! No! No! Bongo!!,what no no no bongo,5 +144555,516,206,"Young Homer: (HALF-WAKING UP, GROGGY) Where's Bongo? Is he still at the crazy lady's...",890000,TRUE,2,4135,Young Homer,Grampa and Homer's House,Where's Bongo? Is he still at the crazy lady's...,wheres bongo is he still at the crazy ladys,9 +144570,516,221,"Young Homer: (NOT LOOKING AT HIM) Ketchup, please.",958000,TRUE,2,4135,Young Homer,Grampa and Homer's House,"Ketchup, please.",ketchup please,2 +144572,516,223,Young Homer: (COLD) I'm-not-hungry-anymore.,962000,TRUE,2,4135,Young Homer,Grampa and Homer's House,I'm-not-hungry-anymore.,im-not-hungry-anymore,1 +126605,450,90,Young Grampa: (EXCITED) Clark Gable!,487000,TRUE,31,3660,Young Grampa,Springfield Union Station,Clark Gable!,clark gable,2 +126560,450,45,"Young Grampa: Hey, boys -- these sharks can't bite us if we're on their backs!",261000,TRUE,31,354,Young Grampa,Amusement Park,"Hey, boys -- these sharks can't bite us if we're on their backs!",hey boys -- these sharks cant bite us if were on their backs,13 +126607,450,92,"Young Grampa: I sure have, Mr. Gable. How come you ain't a star yet?",491000,TRUE,31,3660,Young Grampa,Springfield Union Station,"I sure have, Mr. Gable. How come you ain't a star yet?",i sure have mr gable how come you aint a star yet,12 +126609,450,94,"Young Grampa: Oh, it's called ""Gone With The Wind."" You can have it -- it's only got one swear word, and not a very good one.",498000,TRUE,31,3660,Young Grampa,Springfield Union Station,"Oh, it's called ""Gone With The Wind."" You can have it -- it's only got one swear word, and not a very good one.",oh its called gone with the wind you can have it -- its only got one swear word and not a very good one,24 +134935,481,101,Young Grampa: (FURIOUS) Look at these grades! They're a disgrace! No TV for a week!,559000,TRUE,31,1350,Young Grampa,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOME,Look at these grades! They're a disgrace! No TV for a week!,look at these grades theyre a disgrace no tv for a week,12 +141187,504,141,Young Grampa: Who did this?,625000,TRUE,31,5,Young Grampa,Simpson Home,Who did this?,who did this,3 +141189,504,143,"Young Grampa: (BELIEVING HIM, FURIOUS) She did?! Then I'm gonna withhold affection without telling her why!",628000,TRUE,31,5,Young Grampa,Simpson Home,She did?! Then I'm gonna withhold affection without telling her why!,she did then im gonna withhold affection without telling her why,11 +143365,512,125,Young Grampa: (SINGS) MY HEART DOES THE TWO-STEP WHEN YOU WALTZ IN THE PLACE--,568000,TRUE,31,4113,Young Grampa,Spiro's,MY HEART DOES THE TWO-STEP WHEN YOU WALTZ IN THE PLACE--,my heart does the two-step when you waltz in the place--,11 +143369,512,129,Young Grampa: Rita Lafleur singing one of my tunes?! Can a thirty-five-year-old busboy's life get any better?,586000,TRUE,31,4113,Young Grampa,Spiro's,Rita Lafleur singing one of my tunes?! Can a thirty-five-year-old busboy's life get any better?,rita lafleur singing one of my tunes can a thirty-five-year-old busboys life get any better,15 +143431,512,191,"Young Grampa: That's fine, doll. Real fine. Why we'll...",865000,TRUE,31,334,Young Grampa,Hospital Room,"That's fine, doll. Real fine. Why we'll...",thats fine doll real fine why well,7 +143433,512,193,"Young Grampa: Y'know... Europe's no place for a six-year-old. He can handle a hundred-and-ten volt, but two-twenty would kill him.",878000,TRUE,31,334,Young Grampa,Hospital Room,"Y'know... Europe's no place for a six-year-old. He can handle a hundred-and-ten volt, but two-twenty would kill him.",yknow europes no place for a six-year-old he can handle a hundred-and-ten volt but two-twenty would kill him,18 +143435,512,195,"Young Grampa: I know, Sugar Tomato, but I'm all the family this boy's got. If I don't take care of him now, he'll forget the day he's supposed to come and see me when I'm old.",891000,TRUE,31,334,Young Grampa,Hospital Room,"I know, Sugar Tomato, but I'm all the family this boy's got. If I don't take care of him now, he'll forget the day he's supposed to come and see me when I'm old.",i know sugar tomato but im all the family this boys got if i dont take care of him now hell forget the day hes supposed to come and see me when im old,34 +143438,512,198,"Young Grampa: (PULLING IT TOGETHER) Well of course I'm okay, I'm with you! (SOFTLY) Goodbye, Rita. This is why ""life"" comes before ""love"" in the dictionary.",909000,TRUE,31,176,Young Grampa,Springfield Airport,"Well of course I'm okay, I'm with you! Goodbye, Rita. This is why ""life"" comes before ""love"" in the dictionary.",well of course im okay im with you goodbye rita this is why life comes before love in the dictionary,20 +143439,512,199,"Young Grampa: Aw, thanks, son. Now to make sure neither of us ever remember this.",919000,TRUE,31,176,Young Grampa,Springfield Airport,"Aw, thanks, son. Now to make sure neither of us ever remember this.",aw thanks son now to make sure neither of us ever remember this,13 +144474,516,125,"Young Grampa: Now, my dear, we can watch ""Mannix"" as a couple.",507000,TRUE,31,4129,Young Grampa,YOUNGER GRAMPA AND MONA'S HOUSE,"Now, my dear, we can watch ""Mannix"" as a couple.",now my dear we can watch mannix as a couple,10 +144481,516,132,Young Grampa: (UNHAPPY STARTLED NOISE) I had no clue.,574000,TRUE,31,4130,Young Grampa,Springfield - Homer's Boyhood,I had no clue.,i had no clue,4 +144490,516,141,"Young Grampa: Get him out of here, son! Now!",608000,TRUE,31,10,Young Grampa,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Get him out of here, son! Now!",get him out of here son now,7 +144491,516,142,"Young Grampa: Mr. Burns, I'm awfully sorry...",612000,TRUE,31,10,Young Grampa,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Mr. Burns, I'm awfully sorry...",mr burns im awfully sorry,5 +144536,516,187,"Young Grampa: Gosh, Miss Viola, I want you and your husband to know how much I appreciate this.",808000,TRUE,31,4134,Young Grampa,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),"Gosh, Miss Viola, I want you and your husband to know how much I appreciate this.",gosh miss viola i want you and your husband to know how much i appreciate this,16 +144538,516,189,Young Grampa: Son... why don't you give him your sweatshirt so he'll remember you.,817000,TRUE,31,4134,Young Grampa,COUNTRY ROAD - MORNING (30 YEARS AGO),Son... why don't you give him your sweatshirt so he'll remember you.,son why dont you give him your sweatshirt so hell remember you,12 +144550,516,201,Young Grampa: He's already gone! Where you'll never get him!,869000,TRUE,31,4135,Young Grampa,Grampa and Homer's House,He's already gone! Where you'll never get him!,hes already gone where youll never get him,8 +144557,516,208,Young Grampa: Listen... I can think of something you'd enjoy more than killing a dog.,905000,TRUE,31,4135,Young Grampa,Grampa and Homer's House,Listen... I can think of something you'd enjoy more than killing a dog.,listen i can think of something youd enjoy more than killing a dog,13 +144566,516,217,Young Grampa: (GASP),938000,FALSE,31,53,Young Grampa,Burns Manor,NA,NA,NA +144569,516,220,Young Grampa: How was school today?,956000,TRUE,31,4135,Young Grampa,Grampa and Homer's House,How was school today?,how was school today,4 +144571,516,222,Young Grampa: Probably wondering how I got rabies... Well...,960000,TRUE,31,4135,Young Grampa,Grampa and Homer's House,Probably wondering how I got rabies... Well...,probably wondering how i got rabies well,7 +153968,552,109,Young Grampa: Why can't you be happy ironing my shirts?!,551000,TRUE,31,50,Young Grampa,Park,Why can't you be happy ironing my shirts?!,why cant you be happy ironing my shirts,8 +153970,552,111,Young Grampa: Then close your eyes and go to Hawaii!,556000,TRUE,31,50,Young Grampa,Park,Then close your eyes and go to Hawaii!,then close your eyes and go to hawaii,8 +154040,552,181,"Young Grampa: Don't worry, just a day at the beach!",847000,TRUE,31,79,Young Grampa,Springfield Retirement Castle,"Don't worry, just a day at the beach!",dont worry just a day at the beach,8 +154042,552,183,Young Grampa: I'll be back around nineteen forty-six!,854000,TRUE,31,681,Young Grampa,Ship,I'll be back around nineteen forty-six!,ill be back around nineteen forty-six,6 +156802,563,49,Young Grampa: (PANICKY) Son! Look over there! (POINTS),266000,TRUE,31,5,Young Grampa,Simpson Home,Son! Look over there!,son look over there,4 +156803,563,50,"Young Grampa: (SPUTTERS) I mean, look over there!",270000,TRUE,31,5,Young Grampa,Simpson Home,"I mean, look over there!",i mean look over there,5 +156804,563,51,Young Grampa: Ten bucks a cone?! Look back at the elephant!,273000,TRUE,31,5,Young Grampa,Simpson Home,Ten bucks a cone?! Look back at the elephant!,ten bucks a cone look back at the elephant,9 +157616,566,10,Young Grampa: Why are you askin' me? Is your thumb broken?,187000,TRUE,31,298,Young Grampa,Bedroom,Why are you askin' me? Is your thumb broken?,why are you askin me is your thumb broken,9 +157618,566,12,Young Grampa: Have him back by Father's Day!,195000,TRUE,31,298,Young Grampa,Bedroom,Have him back by Father's Day!,have him back by fathers day,6 +144492,516,143,"Young Burns: Oh, I'll be all right. (FURIOUS) Once I hold your dying pet in my arms and feel his wagging tail go stiff!",615000,TRUE,15,10,Young Burns,Springfield Nuclear Power Plant,"Oh, I'll be all right. Once I hold your dying pet in my arms and feel his wagging tail go stiff!",oh ill be all right once i hold your dying pet in my arms and feel his wagging tail go stiff,21 +144565,516,216,Young Burns: I'm not done with you. I insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again. Just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is: (OMINOUS) bolo.,938000,TRUE,15,53,Young Burns,Burns Manor,I'm not done with you. I insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again. Just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is: bolo.,im not done with you i insist you never wear shoes or a proper necktie again just house slippers and the most humiliating tie there is bolo,27 +146595,524,30,"Young Burns: The adventures of The Good Shepherd and his sidekick, The Fleecy Kid.",214000,TRUE,15,396,Young Burns,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,"The adventures of The Good Shepherd and his sidekick, The Fleecy Kid.",the adventures of the good shepherd and his sidekick the fleecy kid,12 +146597,524,32,Young Burns: That's his battle cry! (LIKE A SHEEP) Baaa! The sound which terrifies sheep rustlers the length and breadth of Michigan's untamed upper peninsula!,218000,TRUE,15,396,Young Burns,The Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop,That's his battle cry! Baaa! The sound which terrifies sheep rustlers the length and breadth of Michigan's untamed upper peninsula!,thats his battle cry baaa the sound which terrifies sheep rustlers the length and breadth of michigans untamed upper peninsula,20 +149153,533,78,"Young Burns: (SKETCHING) There's heat, I just don't turn it on.",471000,TRUE,15,4256,Young Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,"There's heat, I just don't turn it on.",theres heat i just dont turn it on,8 +149154,533,79,"Young Burns: Seeing you there, in the sweet light of Paris between the wars, there is a question I must pose.",473000,TRUE,15,4256,Young Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,"Seeing you there, in the sweet light of Paris between the wars, there is a question I must pose.",seeing you there in the sweet light of paris between the wars there is a question i must pose,19 +149155,533,80,Young Burns: I have something for you.,478000,TRUE,15,4256,Young Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,I have something for you.,i have something for you,5 +149156,533,81,Young Burns: Nope. Not that.,479000,TRUE,15,4256,Young Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,Nope. Not that.,nope not that,3 +149158,533,83,Young Burns: Wrong box.,489000,TRUE,15,4256,Young Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,Wrong box.,wrong box,2 +149159,533,84,"Young Burns: (INTENSE, IN LOVE) Lilah, will you take that big step from cousin to wife?",489000,TRUE,15,4256,Young Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,"Lilah, will you take that big step from cousin to wife?",lilah will you take that big step from cousin to wife,11 +149163,533,88,Young Burns: When you say others... could they be bars of gold?,507000,TRUE,15,4256,Young Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,When you say others... could they be bars of gold?,when you say others could they be bars of gold,10 +149165,533,90,Young Burns: No one's that good!,515000,TRUE,15,4256,Young Burns,ARTIST'S GARRET,No one's that good!,no ones that good,4 +138512,494,105,"Young Krusty: (SOMBER) Hey-hey. Scary world. They start with the ""A"" bomb, then skipped right to the ""H"" bomb. These ""geniuses"" can blow up the planet, but they don't know the alphabet!",533000,TRUE,139,3995,Young Krusty,The Village Id,"Hey-hey. Scary world. They start with the ""A"" bomb, then skipped right to the ""H"" bomb. These ""geniuses"" can blow up the planet, but they don't know the alphabet!",hey-hey scary world they start with the a bomb then skipped right to the h bomb these geniuses can blow up the planet but they dont know the alphabet,29 +138517,494,110,Young Krusty: (CHUCKLES) There wasn't a dry turtleneck in the house.,556000,TRUE,139,3996,Young Krusty,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,There wasn't a dry turtleneck in the house.,there wasnt a dry turtleneck in the house,8 +138519,494,112,Young Krusty: I don't want to play in Peoria. They're always doing construction on Highway Seventy-four.,566000,TRUE,139,3996,Young Krusty,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,I don't want to play in Peoria. They're always doing construction on Highway Seventy-four.,i dont want to play in peoria theyre always doing construction on highway seventy-four,14 +138521,494,114,Young Krusty: How do I do that?,582000,TRUE,139,3996,Young Krusty,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,How do I do that?,how do i do that,5 +138523,494,116,Young Krusty: (EXAGGERATED PAINED NOISES),584000,FALSE,139,3996,Young Krusty,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,NA,NA,NA +138524,494,117,Young Krusty: (BACK IN HIS SEAT) Wow. This is the best kind of comedy of all: cheap.,593000,TRUE,139,3996,Young Krusty,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,Wow. This is the best kind of comedy of all: cheap.,wow this is the best kind of comedy of all cheap,11 +138526,494,119,Young Krusty: There's only one thing I want. (ZANY) Ice for my ding-dong! (SUAVE) And you.,602000,TRUE,139,3996,Young Krusty,THE OFF-BROADWAY DELI,There's only one thing I want. Ice for my ding-dong! And you.,theres only one thing i want ice for my ding-dong and you,12 +138533,494,126,"Young Krusty: Actually, sweetheart... it's the end. I'm leaving you for Ron Rabinowitz at United Parasites.",636000,TRUE,139,3997,Young Krusty,Annie's Apartment,"Actually, sweetheart... it's the end. I'm leaving you for Ron Rabinowitz at United Parasites.",actually sweetheart its the end im leaving you for ron rabinowitz at united parasites,14 +138535,494,128,Young Krusty: I can only tell the truth right after sex. But all during sex I was thinking it.,644000,TRUE,139,3997,Young Krusty,Annie's Apartment,I can only tell the truth right after sex. But all during sex I was thinking it.,i can only tell the truth right after sex but all during sex i was thinking it,17 +154287,553,160,Young Krusty: Deuteronomy? Isn't that the study of deuters?,880000,TRUE,139,408,Young Krusty,Krusty's House,Deuteronomy? Isn't that the study of deuters?,deuteronomy isnt that the study of deuters,7 +135741,484,77,Teenage Homer: (HAPPY HUMMING),457000,FALSE,2,3915,Teenage Homer,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,NA,NA,NA +135743,484,79,"Teenage Homer: Uh, uh, no, I'm, uh... just exploring my body!",459000,TRUE,2,3915,Teenage Homer,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,"Uh, uh, no, I'm, uh... just exploring my body!",uh uh no im uh just exploring my body,9 +135745,484,81,"Teenage Homer: Oh, hair. I'll love you when you're old and gray.",464000,TRUE,2,3915,Teenage Homer,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,"Oh, hair. I'll love you when you're old and gray.",oh hair ill love you when youre old and gray,10 +135746,484,82,"Teenage Homer: Huh... (MAD) well, two can play at that game!",468000,TRUE,2,3915,Teenage Homer,HOMER'S BOYHOOD HOUSE,"Huh... well, two can play at that game!",huh well two can play at that game,8 +142876,510,177,Teenage Homer: Who are you?,980000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,Who are you?,who are you,3 +142878,510,179,Teenage Homer: (LOSING IT) Why you little...,985000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,Why you little...,why you little,3 +142883,510,184,"Teenage Homer: It was love at first sight, and you ruined it!",1004000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,"It was love at first sight, and you ruined it!",it was love at first sight and you ruined it,10 +142885,510,186,Teenage Homer: (MAD) What do you know?,1012000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,What do you know?,what do you know,4 +142887,510,188,Teenage Homer: You're lookin' at him.,1015000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,You're lookin' at him.,youre lookin at him,4 +142889,510,190,Teenage Homer: You're the idiot.,1017000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,You're the idiot.,youre the idiot,3 +142891,510,192,Teenage Homer: Don't act like I'm the first person that ever said that!,1017000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,Don't act like I'm the first person that ever said that!,dont act like im the first person that ever said that,11 +142893,510,194,Teenage Homer: Shut up and go to the prom with me!,1024000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,Shut up and go to the prom with me!,shut up and go to the prom with me,9 +142899,510,200,Teenage Homer: C'mere!,1049000,TRUE,2,309,Teenage Homer,DETENTION HALL,C'mere!,cmere,1 +142903,510,204,"Teenage Homer: (MENACING) Stupid kid. Steals my future. Well I'm going to...ice cream, with cookie dough?!",1067000,TRUE,2,216,Teenage Homer,Springfield,"Stupid kid. Steals my future. Well I'm going to...ice cream, with cookie dough?!",stupid kid steals my future well im going toice cream with cookie dough,13 +142904,510,205,Teenage Homer: (IMPRESSED) ...unnecessarily big TVs?!,1074000,TRUE,2,216,Teenage Homer,Springfield,...unnecessarily big TVs?!,unnecessarily big tvs,3 +142905,510,206,"Teenage Homer: ...""Thursday Night Football?!"" (STICKS FINGER IN AIR) And the globe feels so warm -- I am in awe of the future!",1077000,TRUE,2,216,Teenage Homer,Springfield,"...""Thursday Night Football?!"" And the globe feels so warm -- I am in awe of the future!",thursday night football and the globe feels so warm -- i am in awe of the future,17 +142907,510,208,"Teenage Homer: Okay, that's not so great.",1088000,TRUE,2,216,Teenage Homer,Springfield,"Okay, that's not so great.",okay thats not so great,5 +142921,510,222,Teenage Homer: I've met some jive turkeys in the seventies but that turkey's the jivest.,1127000,TRUE,2,4098,Teenage Homer,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,I've met some jive turkeys in the seventies but that turkey's the jivest.,ive met some jive turkeys in the seventies but that turkeys the jivest,13 +142924,510,225,Teenage Homer: I've traveled through space and time to make Marge settle for me because she doesn't know better.,1139000,TRUE,2,4098,Teenage Homer,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,I've traveled through space and time to make Marge settle for me because she doesn't know better.,ive traveled through space and time to make marge settle for me because she doesnt know better,17 +142926,510,227,"Teenage Homer: I've gotta ask, what happened? (GESTURES TO PRESENT-DAY HOMER) Was I in a forest fire or something?",1148000,TRUE,2,4098,Teenage Homer,MODERN ULTRA MANSION,"I've gotta ask, what happened? Was I in a forest fire or something?",ive gotta ask what happened was i in a forest fire or something,13 +142882,510,183,"Teenage Marge: Promenade? With you? Forget it, bub!",1002000,TRUE,1,309,Teenage Marge,DETENTION HALL,"Promenade? With you? Forget it, bub!",promenade with you forget it bub,6 +138692,495,20,Adult Bart: Meh.,115000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,Meh.,meh,1 +138693,495,21,"Adult Bart: You're two weeks late on the rent, Bart. Not to mention that geography report from thirty years ago.",177000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,"You're two weeks late on the rent, Bart. Not to mention that geography report from thirty years ago.",youre two weeks late on the rent bart not to mention that geography report from thirty years ago,18 +138694,495,22,"Adult Bart: (TO SKINNER) Don't worry, I got some buyers coming over to look at my good kidney.",183000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,"Don't worry, I got some buyers coming over to look at my good kidney.",dont worry i got some buyers coming over to look at my good kidney,14 +138695,495,23,"Adult Bart: They grow back, right?",183000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,"They grow back, right?",they grow back right,4 +138697,495,25,"Adult Bart: You mean, evicted?",192000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,"You mean, evicted?",you mean evicted,3 +138698,495,26,Adult Bart: Transporter engaged.,197000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,Transporter engaged.,transporter engaged,2 +138699,495,27,Adult Bart: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) Now what?,197000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,Now what?,now what,2 +138700,495,28,"Adult Bart: Mom, don't make us go to Dad's!",201000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,"Mom, don't make us go to Dad's!",mom dont make us go to dads,7 +138701,495,29,Adult Bart: It smells like dog but there's no dog.,203000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,It smells like dog but there's no dog.,it smells like dog but theres no dog,8 +138702,495,30,"Adult Bart: You know, I can hear everything you say during ""cross phase."" What are you doin' here?",205000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,"You know, I can hear everything you say during ""cross phase."" What are you doin' here?",you know i can hear everything you say during cross phase what are you doin here,16 +138706,495,34,Adult Bart: You're wrong! This is gonna be your best Christmas ever!,218000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,You're wrong! This is gonna be your best Christmas ever!,youre wrong this is gonna be your best christmas ever,10 +138708,495,36,"Adult Bart: Yeah, give me some credit.",221000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,"Yeah, give me some credit.",yeah give me some credit,5 +138709,495,37,Adult Bart: (SNEAKY CHUCKLE) I'll just dump them at my Mom's.,224000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,I'll just dump them at my Mom's.,ill just dump them at my moms,7 +138711,495,39,Adult Bart: Dammit!,228000,TRUE,8,3,Adult Bart,Springfield Elementary School,Dammit!,dammit,1 +138812,495,140,Adult Bart: (A LITTLE SLURRED) Did ya bake any?,677000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,Did ya bake any?,did ya bake any,4 +138746,495,74,Adult Bart: (FRUSTRATED) Oh man. I can't believe they still haven't figured out a way to detangle Christmas lights.,395000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,Oh man. I can't believe they still haven't figured out a way to detangle Christmas lights.,oh man i cant believe they still havent figured out a way to detangle christmas lights,16 +138748,495,76,"Adult Bart: (SARCASTIC) Well, maybe Mom should marry him.",402000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,"Well, maybe Mom should marry him.",well maybe mom should marry him,6 +138751,495,79,Adult Bart: Your mother remarried?!,407000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,Your mother remarried?!,your mother remarried,3 +138754,495,82,"Adult Bart: Dad, can you take the boys out for a while? I don't feel so good.",421000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,"Dad, can you take the boys out for a while? I don't feel so good.",dad can you take the boys out for a while i dont feel so good,15 +138758,495,86,"Adult Bart: (SIGHS, THEN TO SELF) I can't believe she got married and I have no one. It's so hard to find somebody new.",433000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,I can't believe she got married and I have no one. It's so hard to find somebody new.,i cant believe she got married and i have no one its so hard to find somebody new,18 +138799,495,127,"Adult Bart: Hey, Lis.",640000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,"Hey, Lis.",hey lis,2 +138800,495,128,Adult Bart: Wanna come up?,640000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,Wanna come up?,wanna come up,3 +138804,495,132,Adult Bart: (TIPSY) Nelson calls you?,652000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,Nelson calls you?,nelson calls you,3 +138806,495,134,Adult Bart: The boys think I'm a lousy father.,657000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,The boys think I'm a lousy father.,the boys think im a lousy father,7 +138808,495,136,"Adult Bart: (HUGE LAUGH, THEN:) Sorry.",664000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,Sorry.,sorry,1 +138813,495,141,"Adult Bart: Yes I did and they were some of the best cookies ever made in this house, but that is not the point!",677000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,"Yes I did and they were some of the best cookies ever made in this house, but that is not the point!",yes i did and they were some of the best cookies ever made in this house but that is not the point,22 +138814,495,142,Adult Bart: Well... Mom kept her hands off you and you turned out great!,683000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,Well... Mom kept her hands off you and you turned out great!,well mom kept her hands off you and you turned out great,12 +138815,495,143,Adult Bart: (PLEASED) You think so?,683000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,You think so?,you think so,3 +138816,495,144,Adult Bart: Maybe it's the court-mandated sincerity chip I've got in my brain. But Lis... you're the person I always wanted to be.,689000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,Maybe it's the court-mandated sincerity chip I've got in my brain. But Lis... you're the person I always wanted to be.,maybe its the court-mandated sincerity chip ive got in my brain but lis youre the person i always wanted to be,21 +138818,495,146,Adult Bart: I gotta reconnect with those boys.,713000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,I gotta reconnect with those boys.,i gotta reconnect with those boys,6 +138822,495,150,Adult Bart: Back in position! (CLAPS TWICE),732000,TRUE,8,84,Adult Bart,Bart's Treehouse,Back in position!,back in position,3 +138829,495,157,"Adult Bart: Hey guys, you wanna watch Krusty?",751000,TRUE,8,4006,Adult Bart,Bart's Old Bedroom,"Hey guys, you wanna watch Krusty?",hey guys you wanna watch krusty,6 +138831,495,159,Adult Bart: Only the funniest man in the world!,754000,TRUE,8,4006,Adult Bart,Bart's Old Bedroom,Only the funniest man in the world!,only the funniest man in the world,7 +138843,495,171,Adult Bart: Where's Dad?,800000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,Where's Dad?,wheres dad,2 +138845,495,173,Adult Bart: How can he be such a cool grandfather when he's such a lousy father?,802000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,How can he be such a cool grandfather when he's such a lousy father?,how can he be such a cool grandfather when hes such a lousy father,14 +138881,495,209,"Adult Bart: Dad, where'd you take my boys?",961000,TRUE,8,4009,Adult Bart,HOVER-CAR,"Dad, where'd you take my boys?",dad whered you take my boys,6 +138882,495,210,Adult Bart: (GROANS) It's Chief Wiggum!,969000,TRUE,8,4009,Adult Bart,HOVER-CAR,It's Chief Wiggum!,its chief wiggum,3 +138884,495,212,"Adult Bart: Hey, Ralph, I heard you died.",974000,TRUE,8,4009,Adult Bart,HOVER-CAR,"Hey, Ralph, I heard you died.",hey ralph i heard you died,6 +138889,495,217,"Adult Bart: Wow, this place hasn't changed a bit.",996000,TRUE,8,15,Adult Bart,Moe's Tavern,"Wow, this place hasn't changed a bit.",wow this place hasnt changed a bit,7 +138891,495,219,Adult Bart: Was my Dad here?,1004000,TRUE,8,15,Adult Bart,Moe's Tavern,Was my Dad here?,was my dad here,4 +138892,495,220,"Adult Bart: Yeah. Since he don't drink, he just comes here to see Lenny and Carl.",1005000,TRUE,8,15,Adult Bart,Moe's Tavern,"Yeah. Since he don't drink, he just comes here to see Lenny and Carl.",yeah since he dont drink he just comes here to see lenny and carl,14 +138893,495,221,Adult Bart: Hey Lenny.,1009000,TRUE,8,15,Adult Bart,Moe's Tavern,Hey Lenny.,hey lenny,2 +138896,495,224,Adult Bart: Right. What was the point again?,1013000,TRUE,8,15,Adult Bart,Moe's Tavern,Right. What was the point again?,right what was the point again,6 +138931,495,259,"Adult Bart: (CATCHES BREATH, THEN SAYS:) Boys, I have acted like a ten-year-old for the last thirty years, and I swear to you: I will grow up and act like a twenty-year-old, the way a divorced forty-year-old should.",1138000,TRUE,8,4010,Adult Bart,Cryogenic Facility,"Boys, I have acted like a ten-year-old for the last thirty years, and I swear to you: I will grow up and act like a twenty-year-old, the way a divorced forty-year-old should.",boys i have acted like a ten-year-old for the last thirty years and i swear to you i will grow up and act like a twenty-year-old the way a divorced forty-year-old should,32 +138933,495,261,"Adult Bart: (SINCERE, SAD) Boys, I'm a deadbeat Dad, I live in a school, it's Christmas... the only thing worth anything in my life is you.",1154000,TRUE,8,4010,Adult Bart,Cryogenic Facility,"Boys, I'm a deadbeat Dad, I live in a school, it's Christmas... the only thing worth anything in my life is you.",boys im a deadbeat dad i live in a school its christmas the only thing worth anything in my life is you,22 +138948,495,276,"Adult Bart: Hmm, funny how they evolved and we didn't.",1236000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,"Hmm, funny how they evolved and we didn't.",hmm funny how they evolved and we didnt,8 +145435,520,1,"Adult Bart: (TO CAMERA) Everything I know about women can be summed up by a jump-rope rhyme: ""Girls go to Mars to buy candy bars, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."" Except I didn't have to go to Jupiter to get stupider.",67000,TRUE,8,4167,Adult Bart,NEUTRAL LOCATION,"Everything I know about women can be summed up by a jump-rope rhyme: ""Girls go to Mars to buy candy bars, boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider."" Except I didn't have to go to Jupiter to get stupider.",everything i know about women can be summed up by a jump-rope rhyme girls go to mars to buy candy bars boys go to jupiter to get more stupider except i didnt have to go to jupiter to get stupider,40 +145436,520,2,Adult Bart: I had a bigger ball of gas I could study.,79000,TRUE,8,4167,Adult Bart,NEUTRAL LOCATION,I had a bigger ball of gas I could study.,i had a bigger ball of gas i could study,10 +145448,520,14,Adult Bart: So the closest thing I had to an adult male role model were the schoolyard bullies.,113000,TRUE,8,4167,Adult Bart,NEUTRAL LOCATION,So the closest thing I had to an adult male role model were the schoolyard bullies.,so the closest thing i had to an adult male role model were the schoolyard bullies,16 +145473,520,39,"Adult Bart: You get the picture. Perfect girl. (IMITATING WOODY ALLEN) So like a schmuck, I treat her like day-old matzo. (SMALL COUGH)",213000,TRUE,8,4168,Adult Bart,Simpson Front Door,"You get the picture. Perfect girl. So like a schmuck, I treat her like day-old matzo.",you get the picture perfect girl so like a schmuck i treat her like day-old matzo,16 +145570,520,136,"Adult Bart: At that moment, I had a vision of every time in my life an angry woman would say ""Everything's fine.""",599000,TRUE,8,658,Adult Bart,COMMUNITY CENTER,"At that moment, I had a vision of every time in my life an angry woman would say ""Everything's fine.""",at that moment i had a vision of every time in my life an angry woman would say everythings fine,20 +145571,520,137,Adult Bart: (SADLY) I guess it's just me and the dog.,599000,TRUE,8,658,Adult Bart,COMMUNITY CENTER,I guess it's just me and the dog.,i guess its just me and the dog,8 +145572,520,138,Adult Bart: (SAD NOISE),599000,FALSE,8,658,Adult Bart,COMMUNITY CENTER,NA,NA,NA +145678,520,244,Adult Bart: And that's when I learned Cupid was just a fat naked jerk with an arrow.,1152000,TRUE,8,4176,Adult Bart,LIMBO BACKGROUND,And that's when I learned Cupid was just a fat naked jerk with an arrow.,and thats when i learned cupid was just a fat naked jerk with an arrow,15 +145680,520,246,"Adult Bart: Love? What is it? What does it mean? How do you spell it? No one knows. Fortunately, there is a cure -- any videogame ever made.",1164000,TRUE,8,4176,Adult Bart,LIMBO BACKGROUND,"Love? What is it? What does it mean? How do you spell it? No one knows. Fortunately, there is a cure -- any videogame ever made.",love what is it what does it mean how do you spell it no one knows fortunately there is a cure -- any videogame ever made,26 +145682,520,248,Adult Bart: (SAD SIGH) Married?,1185000,TRUE,8,4176,Adult Bart,LIMBO BACKGROUND,Married?,married,1 +145683,520,249,Adult Bart: (HOPEFUL GASP),1185000,FALSE,8,4176,Adult Bart,LIMBO BACKGROUND,NA,NA,NA +153102,548,66,"Adult Bart: Hey, what did I do?",349000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,"Hey, what did I do?",hey what did i do,5 +153107,548,71,"Adult Bart: So Dad, what do you think of my place?",361000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"So Dad, what do you think of my place?",so dad what do you think of my place,9 +153110,548,74,"Adult Bart: Okay guys, time for you to go to your mother's.",369000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"Okay guys, time for you to go to your mother's.",okay guys time for you to go to your mothers,10 +153111,548,75,Adult Bart: Here's your mom's house.,375000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,Here's your mom's house.,heres your moms house,4 +153112,548,76,"Adult Bart: (SIGHS) Hi, Jerry.",378000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"Hi, Jerry.",hi jerry,2 +153114,548,78,"Adult Bart: Great, great. So I guess you and Jenda are still together. Is she there?",382000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"Great, great. So I guess you and Jenda are still together. Is she there?",great great so i guess you and jenda are still together is she there,14 +153117,548,81,Adult Bart: No.,392000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,No.,no,1 +153123,548,87,Adult Bart: (AGGRAVATED NOISE),404000,FALSE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,NA,NA,NA +153126,548,90,"Adult Bart: Dad, if ever I needed fatherly wisdom, it's now.",419000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"Dad, if ever I needed fatherly wisdom, it's now.",dad if ever i needed fatherly wisdom its now,9 +153132,548,96,Adult Bart: (SIGHS) I miss my kids.,448000,TRUE,8,4341,Adult Bart,CRETACEOUS PARK,I miss my kids.,i miss my kids,4 +153134,548,98,Adult Bart: Isn't your Mom eighty-seven?,454000,TRUE,8,4341,Adult Bart,CRETACEOUS PARK,Isn't your Mom eighty-seven?,isnt your mom eighty-seven,4 +153136,548,100,Adult Bart: I don't know how that happened in a senate with ninety-nine Democrats.,460000,TRUE,8,4341,Adult Bart,CRETACEOUS PARK,I don't know how that happened in a senate with ninety-nine Democrats.,i dont know how that happened in a senate with ninety-nine democrats,12 +153150,548,114,"Adult Bart: I don't think I'm ready for this, man.",509000,TRUE,8,1302,Adult Bart,NIGHTCLUB,"I don't think I'm ready for this, man.",i dont think im ready for this man,8 +153155,548,119,"Adult Bart: Well, that didn't look so hard.",523000,TRUE,8,1302,Adult Bart,NIGHTCLUB,"Well, that didn't look so hard.",well that didnt look so hard,6 +153156,548,120,"Adult Bart: (SUAVELY) You know at my job, I satisfy ladies even bigger than you.",524000,TRUE,8,1302,Adult Bart,NIGHTCLUB,"You know at my job, I satisfy ladies even bigger than you.",you know at my job i satisfy ladies even bigger than you,12 +153157,548,121,"Adult Bart: Um, I feed dinosaurs?",530000,TRUE,8,1302,Adult Bart,NIGHTCLUB,"Um, I feed dinosaurs?",um i feed dinosaurs,4 +153160,548,124,Adult Bart: One please.,542000,TRUE,8,1033,Adult Bart,Springfield Streets,One please.,one please,2 +153161,548,125,"Adult Bart: Man, that's some targeted advertising!",553000,TRUE,8,1033,Adult Bart,Springfield Streets,"Man, that's some targeted advertising!",man thats some targeted advertising,5 +153164,548,128,Adult Bart: How long does this take?,568000,TRUE,8,4343,Adult Bart,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,How long does this take?,how long does this take,5 +153166,548,130,Adult Bart: Wow! It works! I'm completely over my ex-wife!,573000,TRUE,8,4343,Adult Bart,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,Wow! It works! I'm completely over my ex-wife!,wow it works im completely over my ex-wife,8 +153167,548,131,Adult Bart: Do you take wedding bands as tips?,577000,TRUE,8,4343,Adult Bart,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,Do you take wedding bands as tips?,do you take wedding bands as tips,7 +153177,548,141,Adult Bart: Ay carumba! I have moved on!,605000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,Ay carumba! I have moved on!,ay carumba i have moved on,6 +153180,548,144,Adult Bart: Nothing to worry about.,613000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,Nothing to worry about.,nothing to worry about,4 +153181,548,145,Adult Bart: He's been frozen like that for days.,615000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,He's been frozen like that for days.,hes been frozen like that for days,7 +153186,548,150,Adult Bart: So... was it good for you?,637000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,So... was it good for you?,so was it good for you,6 +153188,548,152,Adult Bart: Oh my God! We went home with you?!,643000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,Oh my God! We went home with you?!,oh my god we went home with you,8 +153212,548,176,Adult Bart: You know -- Dad really misses you.,705000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,You know -- Dad really misses you.,you know -- dad really misses you,7 +153214,548,178,"Adult Bart: Look, maybe I shouldn't have done this, but I've got him right here.",714000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,"Look, maybe I shouldn't have done this, but I've got him right here.",look maybe i shouldnt have done this but ive got him right here,13 +153217,548,181,"Adult Bart: Sorry, I must have recorded over Dad. But admit it. When you thought it was Dad, you were excited.",722000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,"Sorry, I must have recorded over Dad. But admit it. When you thought it was Dad, you were excited.",sorry i must have recorded over dad but admit it when you thought it was dad you were excited,19 +153220,548,184,"Adult Bart: Hey Homer, your robot body finally came.",744000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"Hey Homer, your robot body finally came.",hey homer your robot body finally came,7 +153226,548,190,Adult Bart: You boys look happy.,763000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,You boys look happy.,you boys look happy,4 +153230,548,194,Adult Bart: He's the fool. You're great.,777000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,He's the fool. You're great.,hes the fool youre great,5 +153232,548,196,"Adult Bart: I don't have to say anything. Believe me, no guy wants to see his ex looking hot or being sweet. Makes him realize everything he's lost.",781000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"I don't have to say anything. Believe me, no guy wants to see his ex looking hot or being sweet. Makes him realize everything he's lost.",i dont have to say anything believe me no guy wants to see his ex looking hot or being sweet makes him realize everything hes lost,26 +153234,548,198,"Adult Bart: Hey Dad, can you watch the boys?",793000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"Hey Dad, can you watch the boys?",hey dad can you watch the boys,7 +153241,548,205,"Adult Bart: You know, this was a great evening.",823000,TRUE,8,541,Adult Bart,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"You know, this was a great evening.",you know this was a great evening,7 +153243,548,207,"Adult Bart: Man, when is that voice gonna change?",828000,TRUE,8,541,Adult Bart,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,"Man, when is that voice gonna change?",man when is that voice gonna change,7 +153245,548,209,Adult Bart: But they brought us little cakes and...,839000,TRUE,8,541,Adult Bart,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,But they brought us little cakes and...,but they brought us little cakes and,7 +153246,548,210,Adult Bart: (GETTING IT) Ohh.,841000,TRUE,8,541,Adult Bart,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,Ohh.,ohh,1 +153247,548,211,Adult Bart: (IN HEAVEN) Ay carumba.,842000,TRUE,8,541,Adult Bart,The Gilded Truffle Restaurant,Ay carumba.,ay carumba,2 +153264,548,228,Adult Bart: One of us has to stay home with you guys. And your mom can't quit her job at Google.,901000,TRUE,8,4346,Adult Bart,JENDA'S HOUSE,One of us has to stay home with you guys. And your mom can't quit her job at Google.,one of us has to stay home with you guys and your mom cant quit her job at google,19 +153275,548,239,"Adult Bart: (ENTERTAINING AUDIENCE) Now, will somebody hold up a one dollar bill?",923000,TRUE,8,4341,Adult Bart,CRETACEOUS PARK,"Now, will somebody hold up a one dollar bill?",now will somebody hold up a one dollar bill,9 +153277,548,241,Adult Bart: Uh-oh. It looks like we woke someone up from her nap.,931000,TRUE,8,4341,Adult Bart,CRETACEOUS PARK,Uh-oh. It looks like we woke someone up from her nap.,uh-oh it looks like we woke someone up from her nap,11 +153279,548,243,"Adult Bart: Well, now that you're up, you can do your juggling act.",937000,TRUE,8,4341,Adult Bart,CRETACEOUS PARK,"Well, now that you're up, you can do your juggling act.",well now that youre up you can do your juggling act,11 +153287,548,251,Adult Bart: Now enjoy the majesty of our prehistoric past!,973000,TRUE,8,4341,Adult Bart,CRETACEOUS PARK,Now enjoy the majesty of our prehistoric past!,now enjoy the majesty of our prehistoric past,8 +153290,548,254,Adult Bart: (EXCITED) Yes!,985000,TRUE,8,4347,Adult Bart,JENDA'S APARTMENT,Yes!,yes,1 +153292,548,256,Adult Bart: What? Me? Now that's crazy!,990000,TRUE,8,4347,Adult Bart,JENDA'S APARTMENT,What? Me? Now that's crazy!,what me now thats crazy,5 +153294,548,258,"Adult Bart: Well, you're not paying attention to me -- you're texting!",996000,TRUE,8,4347,Adult Bart,JENDA'S APARTMENT,"Well, you're not paying attention to me -- you're texting!",well youre not paying attention to me -- youre texting,10 +153296,548,260,"Adult Bart: If I wasn't paying attention, then how did I notice you not paying attention to my not paying attention? (CHECKMATE) Ha!",1005000,TRUE,8,4347,Adult Bart,JENDA'S APARTMENT,"If I wasn't paying attention, then how did I notice you not paying attention to my not paying attention? Ha!",if i wasnt paying attention then how did i notice you not paying attention to my not paying attention ha,20 +153298,548,262,Adult Bart: They are! You're four years older!,1014000,TRUE,8,4347,Adult Bart,JENDA'S APARTMENT,They are! You're four years older!,they are youre four years older,6 +153300,548,264,Adult Bart: (VERY LONG) Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...,1019000,TRUE,8,4347,Adult Bart,JENDA'S APARTMENT,Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...,uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,1 +153304,548,268,Adult Bart: A tall beer and no judgmental women.,1026000,TRUE,8,4348,Adult Bart,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),A tall beer and no judgmental women.,a tall beer and no judgmental women,7 +153306,548,270,Adult Bart: What are you doing here?,1031000,TRUE,8,4348,Adult Bart,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),What are you doing here?,what are you doing here,5 +153310,548,274,Adult Bart: Until I was eight I thought he was a magical gorilla.,1055000,TRUE,8,4348,Adult Bart,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),Until I was eight I thought he was a magical gorilla.,until i was eight i thought he was a magical gorilla,11 +153313,548,277,Adult Bart: Or my divorce.,1071000,TRUE,8,4348,Adult Bart,MOE'S (LOOKS THE SAME AS NOW),Or my divorce.,or my divorce,3 +153328,548,292,"Adult Bart: So, Jenda, I don't know what love is, but I know what it isn't. And we're ""isn't.""",1122000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"So, Jenda, I don't know what love is, but I know what it isn't. And we're ""isn't.""",so jenda i dont know what love is but i know what it isnt and were isnt,17 +153331,548,295,"Adult Bart: What?! (ANNOYED GROAN, THEN CALMING) You know what, Jenda? I'm not even mad. Because I am finally, completely, over you.",1133000,TRUE,8,4340,Adult Bart,BART'S APARTMENT,"What?! You know what, Jenda? I'm not even mad. Because I am finally, completely, over you.",what you know what jenda im not even mad because i am finally completely over you,16 +153334,548,298,Adult Bart: Wait -- what am I doing back here?,1144000,TRUE,8,4343,Adult Bart,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,Wait -- what am I doing back here?,wait -- what am i doing back here,8 +153336,548,300,Adult Bart: (CONFUSED) Uh... you should look at my profile.,1152000,TRUE,8,4343,Adult Bart,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,Uh... you should look at my profile.,uh you should look at my profile,7 +153338,548,302,"Adult Bart: So, you're sure I'm cured? No more feelings for my ex-wife?",1161000,TRUE,8,4343,Adult Bart,INDUSTRIAL SPACE,"So, you're sure I'm cured? No more feelings for my ex-wife?",so youre sure im cured no more feelings for my ex-wife,11 +153349,548,313,"Adult Bart: Lis, I hope things work out with you and Milhouse, but if they don't, I know just where you should go.",1205000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,"Lis, I hope things work out with you and Milhouse, but if they don't, I know just where you should go.",lis i hope things work out with you and milhouse but if they dont i know just where you should go,21 +153351,548,315,Adult Bart: Even though he's not a zombie anymore?,1214000,TRUE,8,5,Adult Bart,Simpson Home,Even though he's not a zombie anymore?,even though hes not a zombie anymore,7 +157598,565,253,"Adult Bart: Well done, Dad.",1212000,TRUE,8,270,Adult Bart,Springfield Street,"Well done, Dad.",well done dad,3 +157601,565,256,Adult Bart: Soon.,1224000,TRUE,8,270,Adult Bart,Springfield Street,Soon.,soon,1 +138718,495,46,Adult Lisa: (AGGRAVATED NOISE) How did my daughter turn into my brother?,261000,TRUE,9,4003,Adult Lisa,Lisa's House,How did my daughter turn into my brother?,how did my daughter turn into my brother,8 +138720,495,48,Adult Lisa: (SWEETLY) You parked the car. That helped.,270000,TRUE,9,4003,Adult Lisa,Lisa's House,You parked the car. That helped.,you parked the car that helped,6 +138722,495,50,Adult Lisa: Maybe my Mom would have some ideas...,274000,TRUE,9,4003,Adult Lisa,Lisa's House,Maybe my Mom would have some ideas...,maybe my mom would have some ideas,7 +138724,495,52,Adult Lisa: You could go back to Michigan -- it's still under Sharia law.,282000,TRUE,9,4003,Adult Lisa,Lisa's House,You could go back to Michigan -- it's still under Sharia law.,you could go back to michigan -- its still under sharia law,12 +138811,495,139,Adult Lisa: She told me to relax and bake cookies!,674000,TRUE,9,84,Adult Lisa,Bart's Treehouse,She told me to relax and bake cookies!,she told me to relax and bake cookies,8 +138786,495,114,"Adult Lisa: Oh, isn't that a little dangerous?",560000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"Oh, isn't that a little dangerous?",oh isnt that a little dangerous,6 +138801,495,129,"Adult Lisa: Eh, why not?",642000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"Eh, why not?",eh why not,3 +138803,495,131,Adult Lisa: (TIPSY) Should I have married Nelson? (LOUD WHISPER) 'Cause we still talk on the phone.,648000,TRUE,9,84,Adult Lisa,Bart's Treehouse,Should I have married Nelson? 'Cause we still talk on the phone.,should i have married nelson cause we still talk on the phone,12 +138805,495,133,Adult Lisa: Well... (GUILTY) someone calls someone.,654000,TRUE,9,84,Adult Lisa,Bart's Treehouse,Well... someone calls someone.,well someone calls someone,4 +138807,495,135,"Adult Lisa: (VERY SINCERE) Oh, poor Bart. My daughter thinks I'm a lousy mother.",659000,TRUE,9,84,Adult Lisa,Bart's Treehouse,"Oh, poor Bart. My daughter thinks I'm a lousy mother.",oh poor bart my daughter thinks im a lousy mother,10 +138864,495,192,Adult Lisa: Butt out.,885000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,Butt out.,butt out,2 +138865,495,193,Adult Lisa: This is it. I'm going into the ultranet to save my daughter.,889000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,This is it. I'm going into the ultranet to save my daughter.,this is it im going into the ultranet to save my daughter,12 +138866,495,194,Adult Lisa: (PASSING OUT NOISE),889000,FALSE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,NA,NA,NA +138868,495,196,"Adult Lisa: Lisa Simpson, the following people want to friend you.",902000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,"Lisa Simpson, the following people want to friend you.",lisa simpson the following people want to friend you,9 +138869,495,197,"Adult Lisa: (PRESSING BUTTONS) Ignore, ignore, ignore... Ooh, Martin Prince is now ""Marcia Princess?"" (SLIGHT GIGGLE, THEN DETERMINED) No, I've got to find Zia.",914000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,"Ignore, ignore, ignore... Ooh, Martin Prince is now ""Marcia Princess?"" No, I've got to find Zia.",ignore ignore ignore ooh martin prince is now marcia princess no ive got to find zia,16 +138871,495,199,Adult Lisa: Not a good time.,925000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,Not a good time.,not a good time,4 +138873,495,201,"Adult Lisa: Now, where is the Google door?",930000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,"Now, where is the Google door?",now where is the google door,6 +138874,495,202,"Adult Lisa: Oh right, it's Dr. Seuss's birthday.",933000,TRUE,9,4008,Adult Lisa,THE ULTRANET,"Oh right, it's Dr. Seuss's birthday.",oh right its dr seusss birthday,6 +150127,536,288,Adult Lisa: I'd just throw in the towel and make it a state.,1243000,TRUE,9,4270,Adult Lisa,DEBATE STUDIO,I'd just throw in the towel and make it a state.,id just throw in the towel and make it a state,11 +152883,547,159,"Adult Lisa: (SOUTHERN FOR SOME REASON) Okay honey, I made you pork chops just like you like 'em -- twenty.",654000,TRUE,9,100,Adult Lisa,Simpson Master Bedroom,"Okay honey, I made you pork chops just like you like 'em -- twenty.",okay honey i made you pork chops just like you like em -- twenty,14 +152886,547,162,Adult Lisa: (MUFFLED SCREAM),657000,FALSE,9,100,Adult Lisa,Simpson Master Bedroom,NA,NA,NA +153098,548,62,"Adult Lisa: (MILDLY IRRITATED) As I told you when we talked last month, I've been doing a lot of charity work for the undead.",332000,TRUE,9,5,Adult Lisa,Simpson Home,"As I told you when we talked last month, I've been doing a lot of charity work for the undead.",as i told you when we talked last month ive been doing a lot of charity work for the undead,20 +153323,548,287,Adult Lisa: (SAD) Are you sure?,1114000,TRUE,9,264,Adult Lisa,Springfield General Hospital,Are you sure?,are you sure,3 +140402,501,196,Homer's Brain: You idiot! Mr. Fatso is you!,980000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer's Brain,Springfield Street - Day,You idiot! Mr. Fatso is you!,you idiot mr fatso is you,6 +140404,501,198,"Homer's Brain: That's right, numbskull! Your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town!",984000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer's Brain,Springfield Street - Day,"That's right, numbskull! Your son's made a fool of you in front of the whole town!",thats right numbskull your sons made a fool of you in front of the whole town,16 +140406,501,200,"Homer's Brain: (TIPSY BUT BELLICOSE) Well, I'll fix you. Go drive a car!",995000,TRUE,2,4043,Homer's Brain,Springfield Street - Day,"Well, I'll fix you. Go drive a car!",well ill fix you go drive a car,8 +140527,502,59,Homer's Brain: (COMPLETELY ASTOUNDED) What the hell are you doing?!,266000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,What the hell are you doing?!,what the hell are you doing,6 +140529,502,61,Homer's Brain: I'm doing the best with what I got! All you feed me is reality shows!,273000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,I'm doing the best with what I got! All you feed me is reality shows!,im doing the best with what i got all you feed me is reality shows,15 +143064,511,113,Homer's Brain: (MOANS) I really wish I had fixed that faucet.,495000,TRUE,2,410,Homer's Brain,Evergreen Terrace,I really wish I had fixed that faucet.,i really wish i had fixed that faucet,8 +143069,511,118,"Homer's Brain: Okay Homer, don't speak. If you must make a sound, whistle.",515000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,"Okay Homer, don't speak. If you must make a sound, whistle.",okay homer dont speak if you must make a sound whistle,11 +143070,511,119,"Homer's Brain: When your wife looks at you, full of hope, with an idea that would destroy life as we know it...",519000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,"When your wife looks at you, full of hope, with an idea that would destroy life as we know it...",when your wife looks at you full of hope with an idea that would destroy life as we know it,20 +143072,511,121,"Homer's Brain: Just smile, nod... and stall, stall, stall...",524000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,"Just smile, nod... and stall, stall, stall...",just smile nod and stall stall stall,7 +143074,511,123,Homer's Brain: ...until she changes her mind.,524000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,...until she changes her mind.,until she changes her mind,5 +143077,511,126,"Homer's Brain: (EXCITED) All right! ""Try it"" means sex.",535000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,"All right! ""Try it"" means sex.",all right try it means sex,6 +143127,511,176,"Homer's Brain: Okay, Homer. This is the moment of truth. You've gotta tell Marge you really don't want another kid.",763000,TRUE,2,15,Homer's Brain,Moe's Tavern,"Okay, Homer. This is the moment of truth. You've gotta tell Marge you really don't want another kid.",okay homer this is the moment of truth youve gotta tell marge you really dont want another kid,18 +143129,511,178,"Homer's Brain: Eh, how bad could it be?",773000,TRUE,2,15,Homer's Brain,Moe's Tavern,"Eh, how bad could it be?",eh how bad could it be,6 +143133,511,182,"Homer's Brain: Uh-oh. She's picked names? Who puts this much thought into having a baby? Stall, stall, stall!",785000,TRUE,2,238,Homer's Brain,Highway,"Uh-oh. She's picked names? Who puts this much thought into having a baby? Stall, stall, stall!",uh-oh shes picked names who puts this much thought into having a baby stall stall stall,16 +143198,511,247,"Homer's Brain: There he is. The fat, pathetic slob I'd be with four kids.",1032000,TRUE,2,4109,Homer's Brain,REST STOP,"There he is. The fat, pathetic slob I'd be with four kids.",there he is the fat pathetic slob id be with four kids,12 +143201,511,250,"Homer's Brain: (VERY RELIEVED NOISE) Oh, right. That dad was there all along. Phew. That was so sweet! Maybe there's no such thing as too many kids.",1045000,TRUE,2,4109,Homer's Brain,REST STOP,"Oh, right. That dad was there all along. Phew. That was so sweet! Maybe there's no such thing as too many kids.",oh right that dad was there all along phew that was so sweet maybe theres no such thing as too many kids,22 +148324,530,90,Homer's Brain: Don't blow the surprise. Pretend you forgot.,429000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,Don't blow the surprise. Pretend you forgot.,dont blow the surprise pretend you forgot,7 +148346,530,112,"Homer's Brain: Uh-oh. If you're honest, you'll have to tell her about the train!",536000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,"Uh-oh. If you're honest, you'll have to tell her about the train!",uh-oh if youre honest youll have to tell her about the train,12 +148348,530,114,Homer's Brain: (STUNNED) How stupid are you?,541000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,How stupid are you?,how stupid are you,4 +148350,530,116,Homer's Brain: Just for that I'm not going to help you.,547000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Brain,Simpson Home,Just for that I'm not going to help you.,just for that im not going to help you,9 +149586,535,20,"Homer's Brain: (SCOLDS) Homer Simpson! Do you really want to keep cheating your friends, lying to your wife, and avoiding your kids? What would Jesus do?",150000,TRUE,2,4222,Homer's Brain,Carl's Apartment,"Homer Simpson! Do you really want to keep cheating your friends, lying to your wife, and avoiding your kids? What would Jesus do?",homer simpson do you really want to keep cheating your friends lying to your wife and avoiding your kids what would jesus do,23 +149685,535,119,"Homer's Brain: This simulation has been brought to you by your brain, a subsidiary of your penis.",581000,TRUE,2,4041,Homer's Brain,Swapper Jack's,"This simulation has been brought to you by your brain, a subsidiary of your penis.",this simulation has been brought to you by your brain a subsidiary of your penis,15 +127175,452,126,Homer's Thoughts: A million dollars -- now I'm really glad I didn't die!,475000,TRUE,2,334,Homer's Thoughts,Hospital Room,A million dollars -- now I'm really glad I didn't die!,a million dollars -- now im really glad i didnt die,11 +127179,452,130,"Homer's Thoughts: Wait... if I tell Marge I won, she'll know I was buying the ticket when I was supposed to be onstage with her. (MOAN) I'm rich and I can't even tell my own wife!",496000,TRUE,2,334,Homer's Thoughts,Hospital Room,"Wait... if I tell Marge I won, she'll know I was buying the ticket when I was supposed to be onstage with her. I'm rich and I can't even tell my own wife!",wait if i tell marge i won shell know i was buying the ticket when i was supposed to be onstage with her im rich and i cant even tell my own wife,33 +127180,452,131,"Homer's Thoughts: Calm down, Homer. Calm down.",508000,TRUE,2,334,Homer's Thoughts,Hospital Room,"Calm down, Homer. Calm down.",calm down homer calm down,5 +128058,455,149,Homer's Thoughts: Got to stay mad. The next morning is where the fight is won or lost.,696000,TRUE,2,153,Homer's Thoughts,Master Bathroom,Got to stay mad. The next morning is where the fight is won or lost.,got to stay mad the next morning is where the fight is won or lost,15 +133750,476,148,Homer's Thoughts: I'm buying it!,823000,TRUE,2,778,Homer's Thoughts,Simpson TV Room,I'm buying it!,im buying it,3 +133956,477,135,"Homer's Thoughts: Okay, just imagine she's a Bond girl.",678000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Thoughts,Simpson Home,"Okay, just imagine she's a Bond girl.",okay just imagine shes a bond girl,7 +133957,477,136,Homer's Thoughts: (BIGGER MOAN) Judi Dench?!,682000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Thoughts,Simpson Home,Judi Dench?!,judi dench,2 +144065,515,3,Homer's Thoughts: Oh my God... is she flirting with me?,19000,TRUE,2,216,Homer's Thoughts,Springfield,Oh my God... is she flirting with me?,oh my god is she flirting with me,8 +144067,515,5,"Homer's Thoughts: She is flirting with me. Okay, Homer, let her down easy. Don't go breaking any hearts.",25000,TRUE,2,216,Homer's Thoughts,Springfield,"She is flirting with me. Okay, Homer, let her down easy. Don't go breaking any hearts.",she is flirting with me okay homer let her down easy dont go breaking any hearts,16 +144069,515,7,Homer's Thoughts: (HORRIFIED REALIZATION) Grampa?!,34000,TRUE,2,216,Homer's Thoughts,Springfield,Grampa?!,grampa,1 +144111,515,49,Homer's Thoughts: No I haven't!,183000,TRUE,2,4121,Homer's Thoughts,Donut Cart,No I haven't!,no i havent,3 +147081,525,249,"Homer's Thoughts: Oh my God, Marge is here! What is she thinking now?",1125000,TRUE,2,264,Homer's Thoughts,Springfield General Hospital,"Oh my God, Marge is here! What is she thinking now?",oh my god marge is here what is she thinking now,11 +149105,533,30,"Homer's Thoughts: (SNORTS) You have regrets, Mr. ""I Get To See The Weathergirl From The Side?"" I made the worst financial decision of all time. Oh, I can't think about it, I won't think about it, I don't want to think about it...",294000,TRUE,2,131,Homer's Thoughts,First Church of Springfield,"You have regrets, Mr. ""I Get To See The Weathergirl From The Side?"" I made the worst financial decision of all time. Oh, I can't think about it, I won't think about it, I don't want to think about it...",you have regrets mr i get to see the weathergirl from the side i made the worst financial decision of all time oh i cant think about it i wont think about it i dont want to think about it,40 +149877,536,38,Homer's Thoughts: Don't eat it. It's been in his ear. Don't eat it. It's been in his ear.,300000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Thoughts,Simpson Home,Don't eat it. It's been in his ear. Don't eat it. It's been in his ear.,dont eat it its been in his ear dont eat it its been in his ear,16 +149878,536,39,Homer's Thoughts: Don't eat it. It's been in the boy's ear and the dog's mouth. Don't eat it.,307000,TRUE,2,5,Homer's Thoughts,Simpson Home,Don't eat it. It's been in the boy's ear and the dog's mouth. Don't eat it.,dont eat it its been in the boys ear and the dogs mouth dont eat it,16 +151325,541,214,Homer's Thoughts: Finally. Time for the big bump-into.,1077000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer's Thoughts,BUNGALOW,Finally. Time for the big bump-into.,finally time for the big bump-into,6 +151329,541,218,Homer's Thoughts: (THOUGHTFUL) Wednesday?,1092000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer's Thoughts,BUNGALOW,Wednesday?,wednesday,1 +151330,541,219,"Homer's Thoughts: Okay, she's always in a good mood after therapy...",1108000,TRUE,2,4287,Homer's Thoughts,BUNGALOW,"Okay, she's always in a good mood after therapy...",okay shes always in a good mood after therapy,9 +152685,546,244,Homer's Thoughts: Except that you're about to double-cross some gangsters.,1060000,TRUE,2,4335,Homer's Thoughts,REFEREE'S TUNNEL,Except that you're about to double-cross some gangsters.,except that youre about to double-cross some gangsters,8 +156254,561,85,Homer's Thoughts: She'll forgive me...,417000,TRUE,2,29,Homer's Thoughts,Homer's Car,She'll forgive me...,shell forgive me,3 +156256,561,87,Homer's Thoughts: Especially this time...,420000,TRUE,2,29,Homer's Thoughts,Homer's Car,Especially this time...,especially this time,3 +156260,561,91,Homer's Thoughts: I mean it's Christmas...,425000,TRUE,2,29,Homer's Thoughts,Homer's Car,I mean it's Christmas...,i mean its christmas,4 +156264,561,95,Homer's Thoughts: I wonder if there's birds on the moon. (SUDDENLY SOBS) I miss Marge. (SOBS MORE),430000,TRUE,2,29,Homer's Thoughts,Homer's Car,I wonder if there's birds on the moon. I miss Marge.,i wonder if theres birds on the moon i miss marge,11 +156374,561,205,"Homer's Thoughts: Whoa, he's getting serious. Is this what I really want?",892000,TRUE,2,8,Homer's Thoughts,Springfield Mall,"Whoa, he's getting serious. Is this what I really want?",whoa hes getting serious is this what i really want,10 +139869,499,127,Marge's Thoughts: That'll stop her from seeing him. (SATISFIED MURMUR),792000,TRUE,1,5,Marge's Thoughts,Simpson Home,That'll stop her from seeing him.,thatll stop her from seeing him,6 +143202,511,251,"Marge's Thoughts: I know what Homer's thinking. He's thinking that he really wants a baby now. So this should be the time, ironically, that I'll change my mind and not want one. (BEAT) Well, no way! I want one more than ever! (DETERMINED NOISE)",1054000,TRUE,1,4109,Marge's Thoughts,REST STOP,"I know what Homer's thinking. He's thinking that he really wants a baby now. So this should be the time, ironically, that I'll change my mind and not want one. Well, no way! I want one more than ever!",i know what homers thinking hes thinking that he really wants a baby now so this should be the time ironically that ill change my mind and not want one well no way i want one more than ever,39 +150395,538,6,"Marge's Thoughts: Man, things sure have turned to crap.",144000,TRUE,1,NA,Marge's Thoughts,NA,"Man, things sure have turned to crap.",man things sure have turned to crap,7 +127948,455,39,Bart's Thoughts: Gotta stop that letter!,200000,TRUE,8,3,Bart's Thoughts,Springfield Elementary School,Gotta stop that letter!,gotta stop that letter,4 +145097,518,182,"Bart's Thoughts: Okay, this is it. Do or die.",1034000,TRUE,8,3,Bart's Thoughts,Springfield Elementary School,"Okay, this is it. Do or die.",okay this is it do or die,7 +147742,528,72,Bart's Thoughts: A girl who likes candy? Wow.,435000,TRUE,8,47,Bart's Thoughts,LIVING ROOM,A girl who likes candy? Wow.,a girl who likes candy wow,6 +131790,469,76,Lisa's Thoughts: But then... you wound up like you.,373000,TRUE,9,3806,Lisa's Thoughts,MARGE'S CHILDHOOD ROOM,But then... you wound up like you.,but then you wound up like you,7 +139289,497,72,Lisa's Thoughts: Those girls are snotty and shallow. Tell them off!,447000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa's Thoughts,Springfield Mall,Those girls are snotty and shallow. Tell them off!,those girls are snotty and shallow tell them off,9 +139291,497,74,Lisa's Thoughts: (MAD) You'd better hope they say yes!,455000,TRUE,9,8,Lisa's Thoughts,Springfield Mall,You'd better hope they say yes!,youd better hope they say yes,6 +146334,523,64,Lisa's Thoughts: (GASP) Is it possible I've met a teacher who doesn't like me?!,373000,TRUE,9,1076,Lisa's Thoughts,Lisa's Classroom,Is it possible I've met a teacher who doesn't like me?!,is it possible ive met a teacher who doesnt like me,11 +152834,547,110,"Lisa's Thoughts: Aw, he's sweet. What am I doing? He's just Ralph with a dream. The dream of not Ralphing. But I'm sure I could totally change and fix him.",414000,TRUE,9,4338,Lisa's Thoughts,ELEMENTARY SCHOOL CAFETERIA,"Aw, he's sweet. What am I doing? He's just Ralph with a dream. The dream of not Ralphing. But I'm sure I could totally change and fix him.",aw hes sweet what am i doing hes just ralph with a dream the dream of not ralphing but im sure i could totally change and fix him,28 +153840,551,222,"Lisa's Thoughts: Wow, I made Mom cry. What unimaginable power! I can use this to get anything I want. (CHOKING UP) But right now, all I want is for Mom to stop crying.",1148000,TRUE,9,98,Lisa's Thoughts,Lisa's Bedroom,"Wow, I made Mom cry. What unimaginable power! I can use this to get anything I want. But right now, all I want is for Mom to stop crying.",wow i made mom cry what unimaginable power i can use this to get anything i want but right now all i want is for mom to stop crying,29 +145758,521,66,Kirk Voice Milhouse: --of a man.,445000,TRUE,25,4180,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Van Houten Master Bedroom,--of a man.,--of a man,3 +145760,521,68,Kirk Voice Milhouse: (ALTERNATING WITH EVERY LETTER) A-B-C-D-E-F-G- (RAPID FIRE) H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O,448000,TRUE,25,4180,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Van Houten Master Bedroom,A-B-C-D-E-F-G- H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O,a-b-c-d-e-f-g- h-i-j-k-l-m-n-o,2 +145765,521,73,Kirk Voice Milhouse: Like we go to a movie theater and pay full price! That would be (VERY LOUD) awesome!!!,468000,TRUE,25,4180,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Van Houten Master Bedroom,Like we go to a movie theater and pay full price! That would be awesome!!!,like we go to a movie theater and pay full price that would be awesome,15 +145767,521,75,Kirk Voice Milhouse: What? Now I'm not pulling it off?,477000,TRUE,25,4180,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Van Houten Master Bedroom,What? Now I'm not pulling it off?,what now im not pulling it off,7 +145773,521,81,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: Hello, Lisa. This is my Daddy... I mean, um, Kirk Van Houten. May I speak to your father, please?",515000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,"Hello, Lisa. This is my Daddy... I mean, um, Kirk Van Houten. May I speak to your father, please?",hello lisa this is my daddy i mean um kirk van houten may i speak to your father please,19 +145775,521,83,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: Homer, Bart would like to spend the night at our house, and he has my permission.",523000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,"Homer, Bart would like to spend the night at our house, and he has my permission.",homer bart would like to spend the night at our house and he has my permission,16 +145777,521,85,Kirk Voice Milhouse: (BARKING IT OUT) Not so fast!,529000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,Not so fast!,not so fast,3 +145779,521,87,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: I also want to say that Bart is a remarkable boy, and I disapprove of your fathering and of your fat stomach.",531000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,"I also want to say that Bart is a remarkable boy, and I disapprove of your fathering and of your fat stomach.",i also want to say that bart is a remarkable boy and i disapprove of your fathering and of your fat stomach,22 +145781,521,89,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: Give him anything he wants -- bigger allowance, a new bike -- just do it.",542000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,"Give him anything he wants -- bigger allowance, a new bike -- just do it.",give him anything he wants -- bigger allowance a new bike -- just do it,15 +145785,521,93,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: And in ten years, make Lisa go to the prom with Milhouse.",554000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,"And in ten years, make Lisa go to the prom with Milhouse.",and in ten years make lisa go to the prom with milhouse,12 +145790,521,98,Kirk Voice Milhouse: Now I want you to eat a gallon of ice cream in under two minutes.,563000,TRUE,25,629,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Milhouse's Bedroom,Now I want you to eat a gallon of ice cream in under two minutes.,now i want you to eat a gallon of ice cream in under two minutes,15 +145792,521,100,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: You now have one minute, fifty-five seconds.",569000,TRUE,25,629,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Milhouse's Bedroom,"You now have one minute, fifty-five seconds.",you now have one minute fifty-five seconds,7 +145795,521,103,Kirk Voice Milhouse: I'm gonna like being an adult.,578000,TRUE,25,275,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Van Houten Home,I'm gonna like being an adult.,im gonna like being an adult,6 +145801,521,109,Kirk Voice Milhouse: I love when you buy me clothes! You know what's itchy and what's not.,606000,TRUE,25,47,Kirk Voice Milhouse,LIVING ROOM,I love when you buy me clothes! You know what's itchy and what's not.,i love when you buy me clothes you know whats itchy and whats not,14 +145817,521,125,Kirk Voice Milhouse: (SCARED NOISE) I'd give you all money but my wallet is velcroed too tight!,640000,TRUE,25,136,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Kwik-E-Mart,I'd give you all money but my wallet is velcroed too tight!,id give you all money but my wallet is velcroed too tight,12 +145819,521,127,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: (TO BART, PLEASED) An adult! He's buyin' it!",646000,TRUE,25,136,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Kwik-E-Mart,An adult! He's buyin' it!,an adult hes buyin it,5 +145822,521,130,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: I want to buy this beer, uh, cigarettes, magazines with boobs, and three pairs of sunglasses...",664000,TRUE,25,136,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Kwik-E-Mart,"I want to buy this beer, uh, cigarettes, magazines with boobs, and three pairs of sunglasses...",i want to buy this beer uh cigarettes magazines with boobs and three pairs of sunglasses,16 +145843,521,151,Kirk Voice Milhouse: Hey bartender. We'd like two milks and then you can tell us where babies come from.,749000,TRUE,25,15,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Moe's Tavern,Hey bartender. We'd like two milks and then you can tell us where babies come from.,hey bartender wed like two milks and then you can tell us where babies come from,16 +145864,521,172,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: (DRAMATIC) Hello, Lisa.",841000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,"Hello, Lisa.",hello lisa,2 +145866,521,174,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: (COY) Milhouse? Who's Milhouse? (COVERING) I mean, he's my son.",844000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,"Milhouse? Who's Milhouse? I mean, he's my son.",milhouse whos milhouse i mean hes my son,8 +145871,521,179,Kirk Voice Milhouse: (DRAMATIC) Then I will be your guys' dad!,870000,TRUE,25,5,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Simpson Home,Then I will be your guys' dad!,then i will be your guys dad,7 +145899,521,207,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: Um, as adults, what do we do now? Shake hands?",937000,TRUE,25,4185,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Springfield Bus Station,"Um, as adults, what do we do now? Shake hands?",um as adults what do we do now shake hands,10 +145901,521,209,Kirk Voice Milhouse: And that's how you do it. (PLEASED NOISE),943000,TRUE,25,4185,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Springfield Bus Station,And that's how you do it.,and thats how you do it,6 +145904,521,212,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: Young man, apologize to your sister.",952000,TRUE,25,4185,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Springfield Bus Station,"Young man, apologize to your sister.",young man apologize to your sister,6 +145906,521,214,Kirk Voice Milhouse: (FURIOUS) Why you little...,956000,TRUE,25,4185,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Springfield Bus Station,Why you little...,why you little,3 +145916,521,224,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: Kids, let me handle this. (TO P.R. PERSON) Uh, we'd like it in singles and nickels, please.",992000,TRUE,25,745,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Office,"Kids, let me handle this. Uh, we'd like it in singles and nickels, please.",kids let me handle this uh wed like it in singles and nickels please,14 +145918,521,226,Kirk Voice Milhouse: (SCARED) In cursive?,1000000,TRUE,25,745,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Office,In cursive?,in cursive,2 +145920,521,228,Kirk Voice Milhouse: (SCARED) In cursive?,1002000,TRUE,25,745,Kirk Voice Milhouse,Office,In cursive?,in cursive,2 +145942,521,250,"Kirk Voice Milhouse: (NERVOUS LAUGH) Oh, I'm single. Though some days I have a girl buddy on field trips.",1084000,TRUE,25,4187,Kirk Voice Milhouse,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,"Oh, I'm single. Though some days I have a girl buddy on field trips.",oh im single though some days i have a girl buddy on field trips,14 +145944,521,252,Kirk Voice Milhouse: (SHRUGS) You're the adult.,1097000,TRUE,25,4187,Kirk Voice Milhouse,MARRIOTT-STYLE HOTEL,You're the adult.,youre the adult,3 +145948,521,256,Kirk Voice Milhouse: Yeah. For my Thomas the Tank engines.,1109000,TRUE,25,2615,Kirk Voice Milhouse,OTHER ROOM,Yeah. For my Thomas the Tank engines.,yeah for my thomas the tank engines,7 diff --git a/data/2025/readme.md b/data/2025/readme.md index b655eaaa..ba9c3406 100644 --- a/data/2025/readme.md +++ b/data/2025/readme.md @@ -8,3 +8,4 @@ Archive of datasets and articles from the 2025 series of `#TidyTuesday` events. | 2 | `2025-01-14` | [posit::conf talks](2025-01-14/readme.md) | [posit::conf attendee portal 2023](https://reg.conf.posit.co/flow/posit/positconf23/attendee-portal/page/sessioncatalog), [posit::conf attendee portal 2024](https://reg.conf.posit.co/flow/posit/positconf24/attendee-portal/page/sessioncatalog) | [posit::conf(2025) in-person registration is now open!](https://posit.co/blog/positconf2025-in-person-registration-is-now-open/) | | 3 | `2025-01-21` | [The History of Himalayan Mountaineering Expeditions](2025-01-21/readme.md) | [The Himalayan Database](https://www.himalayandatabase.com/downloads.html) | [The Expedition Archives of Elizabeth Hawley](https://www.himalayandatabase.com/index.html) | | 4 | `2025-01-28` | [Water Insecurity](2025-01-28/readme.md) | [US Census Data from tidycensus](https://cran.r-project.org/package=tidycensus) | [Mapping water insecurity in R with tidycensus](https://waterdata.usgs.gov/blog/acs-maps/) | +| 5 | `2025-02-04` | [Donuts, Data, and D'oh - A Deep Dive into The Simpsons](2025-02-04/readme.md) | [The Simpsons Dataset](https://www.kaggle.com/datasets/prashant111/the-simpsons-dataset) | [The Simpsons by the Data](https://toddwschneider.com/posts/the-simpsons-by-the-data/) | diff --git a/static/tt_data_type.csv b/static/tt_data_type.csv index 7826e998..3381949e 100644 --- a/static/tt_data_type.csv +++ b/static/tt_data_type.csv @@ -1,4 +1,8 @@ Week,Date,year,data_files,data_type,delim +5,2025-02-04,2025,simpsons_characters.csv,csv,"," +5,2025-02-04,2025,simpsons_episodes.csv,csv,"," +5,2025-02-04,2025,simpsons_locations.csv,csv,"," +5,2025-02-04,2025,simpsons_script_lines.csv,csv,"," 4,2025-01-28,2025,water_insecurity_2022.csv,csv,"," 4,2025-01-28,2025,water_insecurity_2023.csv,csv,"," 3,2025-01-21,2025,exped_tidy.csv,csv,","