cards.go

package main

// AllExpansions contains the data needed for adding or removing expansion packs.
var AllExpansions = []byte(`[{"name": "Base", "cdata": "Expansion::Base", "options": [{"name": "Include Base", "cdata": "Include::Base"}, {"name": "Exclude Base", "cdata": "Exclude::Base"}]}, {"name": "Base", "cdata": "Expansion::Base", "options": [{"name": "Include Base", "cdata": "Include::Base"}, {"name": "Exclude Base", "cdata": "Exclude::Base"}]}]`)

// AllQuestions contains the "black card" information for the game.
var AllQuestions = []byte(`[{"id": 459, "expansion": "Base", "text": "_?  There's an app for that.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 460, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Why can't I sleep at night?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 461, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What's that smell?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 462, "expansion": "Base", "text": "I got 99 problems but _ ain't one.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 463, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Maybe she's born with it.  Maybe it's _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 464, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What's the next Happy Meal&reg; toy?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 465, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Anthropologists have recently discovered a primitive tribe that worships _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 466, "expansion": "Base", "text": "It's a pity that kids these days are all getting involved with _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 467, "expansion": "Base", "text": "During Picasso's often-overlooked Brown Period, he produced hundreds of paintings of _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 468, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 469, "expansion": "Base", "text": "And the Academy Award for _ goes to _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 470, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What's that sound?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 471, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What ended my last relationship?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 472, "expansion": "Base", "text": "MTV's new reality show features eight washed-up celebrities living with _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 473, "expansion": "Base", "text": "I drink to forget _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 474, "expansion": "Base", "text": "I'm sorry professor, but I couldn't complete my homework because of _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 475, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What is Batman's guilty pleasure?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 476, "expansion": "Base", "text": "This is the way the world ends <br> This is the way the world ends <br> Not with a bang but with _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 477, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What's a girl's best friend?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 478, "expansion": "Base", "text": "TSA guidelines now prohibit _ on airplanes.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 479, "expansion": "Base", "text": "_.  That's how I want to die.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 480, "expansion": "Base", "text": "For my next trick, I will pull _ out of _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 481, "expansion": "Base", "text": "In the new Disney Channel Original Movie, Hannah Montana struggles with _ for the first time.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 482, "expansion": "Base", "text": "_ is a slippery slope that leads to _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 483, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What does Dick Cheney prefer?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 484, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Dear Abby, I'm having some trouble with _ and would like your advice.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 485, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Instead of coal, Santa now gives the bad children _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 486, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What's the most emo?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 487, "expansion": "Base", "text": "In 1,000 years when paper money is but a distant memory, _ will be our currency.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 488, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What's the next superhero/sidekick duo?", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 489, "expansion": "Base", "text": "In M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, Bruce Willis discovers that _ had really been _ all along.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 490, "expansion": "Base", "text": "A romantic, candlelit dinner would be incomplete without _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 491, "expansion": "Base", "text": "_.  Becha can't have just one!", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 492, "expansion": "Base", "text": "White people like _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 493, "expansion": "Base", "text": "_.  High five, bro.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 494, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 495, "expansion": "Base", "text": "BILLY MAYS HERE FOR _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 496, "expansion": "Base", "text": "In a world ravaged by _, our only solace is _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 497, "expansion": "Base", "text": "War!  What is it good for?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 498, "expansion": "Base", "text": "During sex, I like to think about _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 499, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What are my parents hiding from me?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 500, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What will always get you laid?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 501, "expansion": "Base", "text": "In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 502, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What did I bring back from Mexico?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 503, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What don't you want to find in your Chinese food?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 504, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What will I bring back in time to convince people that I am a powerful wizard?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 505, "expansion": "Base", "text": "How am I maintaining my relationship status?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 506, "expansion": "Base", "text": "_.  It's a trap!", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 507, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Coming to Broadway this season, _: The Musical.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 508, "expansion": "Base", "text": "While the United States raced the Soviet Union to the moon, the Mexican government funneled millions of pesos into research on _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 509, "expansion": "Base", "text": "After the earthquake, Sean Penn brought _ to the people of Haiti.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 510, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Next on ESPN2, the World Series of _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 511, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Step 1: _.  Step 2: _.  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How, you ask?  _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 544, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What's my anti-drug?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 545, "expansion": "Base", "text": "_ + _ = _.", "numAnswers": 3}, {"id": 546, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What never fails to liven up the party?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 547, "expansion": "Base", "text": "What's the new fad diet?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 548, "expansion": "Base", "text": "Major League Baseball has banned _ for giving players an unfair advantage.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 629, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "My plan for world domination begins with _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 630, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "The CIA now interrogates enemy agents by repeatedly subjecting them to _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 631, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "Dear Sir or Madam, We regret to inform you that the Office of _ has denied your request for _", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 632, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "In Rome, there are whisperings that the Vatican has a secret room devoted to _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 633, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "Science will never explain _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 634, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "When all else fails, I can always masturbate to _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 635, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 636, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "In its new tourism campaign, Detroit proudly proclaims that it has finally eliminated _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 637, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "An international tribunal has found _ guilty of _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 638, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "The socialist governments of Scandinavia have declared that access to _ is a basic human right.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 639, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "In his new self-produced album, Kanye West raps over the sounds of _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 640, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "What's the gift that keeps on giving?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 641, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "Next season on Man vs. Wild, Bear Grylls must survive in the depths of the Amazon with only _ and his wits.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 642, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "When I pooped, what came out of my butt?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 643, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "In the distant future, historians will agree that _ marked the beginning of America's decline.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 644, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "In a pinch, _ can be a suitable substitute for _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 645, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "What has been making life difficult at the nudist colony?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 646, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "Michael Bay's new three-hour action epic pits _ against _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 647, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 648, "expansion": "CAHe1", "text": "What brought the orgy to a grinding halt?", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 724, "expansion": "CAHe2", "text": "During his midlife crisis, my dad got really into _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 725, "expansion": "CAHe2", "text": "_ would be woefully incomplete without _.", "numAnswers": 2}, {"id": 726, "expansion": "CAHe2", "text": "My new favorite porn star is Joey &#34;_&#34; McGee.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 727, "expansion": "CAHe2", "text": "Before I run for president, I must destroy all evidence of my involvement with _.", "numAnswers": 1}, {"id": 728, "expansion": "CAHe2", "text": "This is your captain speaking. 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cum."}, {"id": 979, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "The tiny, calloused hands of the Chinese children that made this card."}, {"id": 980, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "Taking down Santa with a surface-to-air missile."}, {"id": 981, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "Socks."}, {"id": 982, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "Pretending to be happy."}, {"id": 983, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "Krampus, the Austrian Christmas monster."}, {"id": 984, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "The Star Wars Holiday Special."}, {"id": 985, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "My hot cousin."}, {"id": 986, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "Mall Santa."}, {"id": 987, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "Several intertwining love stories featuring Hugh Grant."}, {"id": 988, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "A Hungry-Man&trade; Frozen Christmas Dinner for one."}, {"id": 989, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "Gift-wrapping a live hamster."}, {"id": 990, "expansion": "CAHxmas", "text": "Space Jam on VHS."}, {"id": 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{"id": 1009, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Duct tape."}, {"id": 1010, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Sodaj."}, {"id": 1014, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Steve The Teacher."}, {"id": 1016, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Jefferee."}, {"id": 1019, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Autoerotic Asphyxiation."}, {"id": 1021, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Sonic The Hedgehog."}, {"id": 1022, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Lotto Money."}, {"id": 1024, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Jailbait."}, {"id": 1025, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Prison rape."}, {"id": 1028, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Two And A Half Men."}, {"id": 1029, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Anne Frank."}, {"id": 1030, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Black Santa."}, {"id": 1033, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Jesus Christ (our lord and saviour)."}, {"id": 1034, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Farting with your armpits."}, {"id": 1035, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Poopsicles."}, {"id": 1036, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Slaughtering innocent children."}, {"id": 1037, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Sex with vegetables."}, {"id": 1038, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "My gay ex-husband."}, {"id": 1039, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Accidentally sexting your mom."}, {"id": 1040, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Tabasco in your pee-hole."}, {"id": 1041, "expansion": "NEIndy", "text": "Pee Wee Herman."}, {"id": 1042, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A breath of fresh air."}, {"id": 1043, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A great big floppy donkey dick."}, {"id": 1044, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A pyramid scheme."}, {"id": 1045, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A school bus surrounded by cop cars."}, {"id": 1046, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A short walk in the desert with shovels."}, {"id": 1047, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "All the boys staring at your chest."}, {"id": 1048, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "An amorous stallion."}, {"id": 1049, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Being so wet it just 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"expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Napalm."}, {"id": 1064, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Pancake bitches."}, {"id": 1065, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Playing God with the power of lightning."}, {"id": 1066, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Playing tonsil-hockey."}, {"id": 1067, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Racing cheese wheels downhill."}, {"id": 1068, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Riding the bomb."}, {"id": 1069, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Settling arguments with dance-offs."}, {"id": 1070, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Sheer spite."}, {"id": 1071, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Sinister laughter."}, {"id": 1072, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "SS Girls."}, {"id": 1073, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Stealing your sister's underwear."}, {"id": 1074, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Stroking a cat the wrong way."}, {"id": 1075, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Sucking and blowing."}, {"id": 1076, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "The bullet with your name on it."}, {"id": 1077, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "The entire rest of eternity, spent in fucking Bruges."}, {"id": 1078, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "The oceans rising to reclaim the land."}, {"id": 1079, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A cocained-fuelled sex orgy heart attack."}, {"id": 1080, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A cocktail umbrella "}, {"id": 1081, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A murder/suicide pact."}, {"id": 1082, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A squirming mass of kittens."}, {"id": 1083, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "An angry mob with torches and pitchforks."}, {"id": 1084, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Biting my girlfriend like a vampire during sex."}, {"id": 1085, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Dropping your pants and saluting."}, {"id": 1086, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Frankenstein's Monster"}, {"id": 1087, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Getting a blowjob in a theater."}, {"id": 1088, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Going full retard."}, {"id": 1089, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Going slob-slob-slob all over that knob."}, {"id": 1090, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Leaking implants."}, {"id": 1091, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Low-flying planes."}, {"id": 1092, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Monkies flinging their own shit."}, {"id": 1093, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "My robot duplicate."}, {"id": 1094, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Other people\u2019s children."}, {"id": 1095, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "People who can't take a joke. Seriously."}, {"id": 1096, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Popping a boner during Sex Ed class."}, {"id": 1097, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Projectile vomiting."}, {"id": 1098, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Pulling down panties with your teeth."}, {"id": 1099, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Saying "}, {"id": 1100, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Shedding skin like a snake."}, {"id": 1101, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Shooting Valley Girls for like, saying like all the time. Really."}, {"id": 1102, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Slow seductive tentacle rape."}, {"id": 1103, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Talking like a pirate, y\u2019arr!"}, {"id": 1104, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Tenderly kissing a unicorn's horn."}, {"id": 1105, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "That bastard Jesus!"}, {"id": 1106, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "The last shreads of dignity."}, {"id": 1107, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "The power of friendship."}, {"id": 1108, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "This card intentionally left blank."}, {"id": 1109, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Throwing water on a braless woman in a white t-shirt"}, {"id": 1110, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Upskirts."}, {"id": 1111, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Wasting all your money on hookers and booze."}, {"id": 1112, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Winning."}, {"id": 1113, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A foot fetish."}, {"id": 1114, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A powerful gag reflex."}, {"id": 1115, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A tight, Asian pussy."}, {"id": 1116, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Explosive decompression."}, {"id": 1117, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Extraordinary Rendition."}, {"id": 1118, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Forgetting the safety word."}, {"id": 1119, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Greeting Christmas carollers naked."}, {"id": 1120, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Handcuffs, without the key."}, {"id": 1121, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Having a drill for a penis."}, {"id": 1122, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Hot Jailbait Ass."}, {"id": 1123, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Liposuction gone horrible wrong."}, {"id": 1124, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "My harem of scantily clad women."}, {"id": 1125, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Nazi Zombie Robot Ninjas."}, {"id": 1126, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Redneck gypsies."}, {"id": 1127, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Scissoring."}, {"id": 1128, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A guy and two robots who won\u2019t shut up."}, {"id": 1129, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "A shotgun wedding."}, {"id": 1130, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Anne Frank's diary"}, {"id": 1131, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Autoerotic asphyxiation."}, {"id": 1132, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Blow Up Bianca the Latex Lovedoll."}, {"id": 1133, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Endlessly tumbling down an up escalator."}, {"id": 1134, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Fun with nuns."}, {"id": 1135, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Getting it all over the walls."}, {"id": 1136, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Holiday Dinner by Jack Daniels."}, {"id": 1137, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Nailgun fights."}, {"id": 1138, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Teaching the bitch a lesson."}, {"id": 1139, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Nazi super science."}, {"id": 1140, "expansion": "NSFH", "text": "Making a human centipede."}, {"id": 1173, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now."}, {"id": 1174, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "A cat video so cute that your eyes roll back and your spine slides out of your anus."}, {"id": 1175, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Cock."}, {"id": 1176, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "A cop who is also a dog."}, {"id": 1177, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Dying alone and in pain."}, {"id": 1178, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Gay aliens."}, {"id": 1179, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "The way white people is."}, {"id": 1180, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Reverse cowgirl."}, {"id": 1181, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "The Quesadilla Explosion Salad&trade; from Chili's&copy;."}, {"id": 1182, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Actually getting shot, for real."}, {"id": 1183, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Not having sex."}, {"id": 1184, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Vietnam flashbacks."}, {"id": 1185, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Running naked through a mall, pissing and shitting everywhere."}, {"id": 1186, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Nothing."}, {"id": 1187, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Warm, velvety muppet sex."}, {"id": 1188, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Self-flagellation."}, {"id": 1189, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "The systematic destruction of an entire people and their way of life."}, {"id": 1190, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Samuel L. Jackson."}, {"id": 1191, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "A boo-boo."}, {"id": 1192, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Going around punching people."}, {"id": 1193, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "The entire Internet."}, {"id": 1194, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Some kind of bird-man."}, {"id": 1195, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Chugging a lava lamp."}, {"id": 1196, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Having sex on top of a pizza."}, {"id": 1197, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Indescribable loneliness."}, {"id": 1198, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "An ass disaster."}, {"id": 1199, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Shutting the fuck up."}, {"id": 1200, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "All my friends dying."}, {"id": 1201, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Putting an entire peanut butter and jelly sandwich into the VCR."}, {"id": 1202, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Spending lots of money."}, {"id": 1203, "expansion": "CAHe3", "text": "Some douche with an acoustic guitar."}, {"id": 1204, "expansion": 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"A box of biscuits, a box of mixed biscuits, and a biscuit mixer."}, {"id": 1959, "expansion": "Box", "text": "An outbreak of smallbox."}, {"id": 1960, "expansion": "Box", "text": "The Boxcar Children."}, {"id": 1961, "expansion": "Box", "text": "A world without boxes."}, {"id": 1962, "expansion": "Box", "text": "Boxing up my feelings."}, {"id": 1963, "expansion": "Box", "text": "A box-shaped man."}, {"id": 1964, "expansion": "Box", "text": "A man-shaped box."}, {"id": 1965, "expansion": "Box", "text": "Something that looks like a box but turns out to be a crate."}, {"id": 1966, "expansion": "Box", "text": "A box that is conscious and wishes it weren't a box."}, {"id": 1967, "expansion": "Box", "text": "An alternate universe in which boxes store things inside of people."}, {"id": 1968, "expansion": "Box", "text": "The J15 Patriot Assault Box."}, {"id": 1969, "expansion": "Box", "text": "A box without hinges, key, or lid, yet golden treasure inside is hid."}, {"id": 1970, "expansion": "Box", "text": "Two midgets shitting into a box."}, {"id": 1971, "expansion": "Box", "text": "A falcon with a box on its head."}, {"id": 1972, "expansion": "Box", "text": "Being a motherfucking box."}, {"id": 1973, "expansion": "Box", "text": "Former President George W. Box."}, {"id": 1974, "expansion": "Box", "text": "Pandora's vagina."}, {"id": 1975, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Tom Baker, in nothing but a scarf."}, {"id": 1976, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Walking in on Jack Harkness doing your mom. And your dad."}, {"id": 1977, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The buzzing noise that the Sonic Screwdriver makes."}, {"id": 1978, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Sharing a public restroom with a weeping angel."}, {"id": 1979, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Just now realizing that \"Torchwood\" is an anagram of \"Doctor Who\"."}, {"id": 1980, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Fifty years of fanfic."}, {"id": 1981, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Wanting to punch that teeny-bopper Whovian that's butthurt the new Doctor isn't in his twenties."}, {"id": 1982, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Doctor going back in time to solve a REAL problem: \"Twilight\"."}, {"id": 1983, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A \"Doctor Who\" body pillow."}, {"id": 1984, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Silence."}, {"id": 1985, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A Rusty Cyberman."}, {"id": 1986, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Doctor having a chance encounter with a couple of 80s metalheads."}, {"id": 1987, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Drunkenly drawing tally marks on your face."}, {"id": 1988, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A shitty Doctor Who knock-knock joke."}, {"id": 1989, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Davros getting up on the wrong side of the bed."}, {"id": 1990, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Master, baiting the doctor into a trap."}, {"id": 1991, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A Vashta Nerada that just wants a hug."}, {"id": 1992, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Wishing you could regenerate."}, {"id": 1993, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Kidnapping a barely-legal woman to time travel with."}, {"id": 1994, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Getting so much plastic surgery, you have to be framed and moisturized."}, {"id": 1995, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Quitting this panel after one round, because you are afraid of getting typecast."}, {"id": 1996, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The poor costume decisions that were made in the 1970s."}, {"id": 1997, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Mary Jane Adventures."}, {"id": 1998, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Fondling a Dalek's slippery bits."}, {"id": 1999, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Sixteen feet of scarf bondage."}, {"id": 2000, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Air from my lungs."}, {"id": 2001, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Smoking 1000 cigarettes, just so you can sound like a Dalek when you talk."}, {"id": 2002, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Giving her the ol' plastic Mickey."}, {"id": 2003, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Companion Porn."}, {"id": 2004, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "An acid rain shower on Skaro."}, {"id": 2005, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Pointing to your crotch and saying \"Allons-y\"."}, {"id": 2006, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A sonic screwdriver stuck on the vibrate setting."}, {"id": 2007, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Pouting in a rain storm and having to take a wicked piss."}, {"id": 2008, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The poor decision that is having a staring contest with a weeping angel."}, {"id": 2009, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Sorry, this answer is only available in the fanfic version of Cards Against Con."}, {"id": 2010, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Plot holes so wide, you could drive a truck through them."}, {"id": 2011, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A blinged-out TARDIS, blasting dubstep when it is travelling."}, {"id": 2012, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Rose Tyler's teeth."}, {"id": 2013, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Master singing \"Bad Case of Loving You.\""}, {"id": 2014, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Steven Moffat taking a big old dump in your Cheerios."}, {"id": 2015, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "K-9 humping your leg."}, {"id": 2016, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A bigger, bluer TARDIS."}, {"id": 2017, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Robot Anne Robinson."}, {"id": 2018, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A fez caked with semen."}, {"id": 2019, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A GUITARDIS"}, {"id": 2020, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The Celestial Toymaker's \"plaything\"."}, {"id": 2021, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Captain Jack Harkness."}, {"id": 2022, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A furry writing BAD WOLF everywhere."}, {"id": 2023, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Your dyslexic friend that wants you to come watch a marathon of \"Doctor How\"."}, {"id": 2024, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Fapping to Billie Piper portraying a callgirl."}, {"id": 2025, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Being used as a plot device by Steven Moffat."}, {"id": 2026, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A Costco-sized bag of Jelly Babies."}, {"id": 2027, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A global simulcast that forces Whovians to see sunlight for the first time in ages."}, {"id": 2028, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "THE END OF TIME ITSELF!"}, {"id": 2029, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Finding Autons oddly attractive."}, {"id": 2030, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The fuck machine dungeon of the Cybermen."}, {"id": 2031, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Glenn Beck convulsively puking as a brood of Daleks swarm in on him."}, {"id": 2032, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "River Song."}, {"id": 2033, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Low-budget special effects."}, {"id": 2034, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Eggs."}, {"id": 2035, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Dalek porn."}, {"id": 2036, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Taking a Doctor Poo."}, {"id": 2037, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The big banana in your pocket."}, {"id": 2038, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Opening the door of the TARDIS and leaving a deuce in the time-space continuum."}, {"id": 2039, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "David Tennant."}, {"id": 2040, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Matt Smith."}, {"id": 2041, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Chistopher Eccleston."}, {"id": 2042, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Siltheen farts."}, {"id": 2043, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "A kid in a gas mask asking if you are his mummy."}, {"id": 2044, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "Fish fingering your custard."}, {"id": 2045, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "The hideousness that is Raxacoricofallapatorious."}, {"id": 2046, "expansion": "Gallifrey", "text": "An Ood getting a starring role in a hentai."}, {"id": 2074, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "\u2026 . .-. . -. .. - -.\u2014  (Serenity)"}, {"id": 2075, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "'Rails with pails."}, {"id": 2076, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "\"Apple Juice.\""}, {"id": 2077, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A bull penis cane."}, {"id": 2078, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A chip in your heart that forces you to love."}, {"id": 2079, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A dead Ms. Paint."}, {"id": 2080, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A dominant Kankri."}, {"id": 2081, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A five minute video of Cronus giving Kankri a blowjob."}, {"id": 2082, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A mighty wwizard of wwhite science."}, {"id": 2083, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A Nicolas Cage body pillow."}, {"id": 2084, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A painting of a horse attacking a football player."}, {"id": 2085, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A rapist cuttlefish."}, {"id": 2086, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A slaughtered sperm whale."}, {"id": 2087, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A smuppet in Dirk\u2019s pants."}, {"id": 2088, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A Strider sandwich."}, {"id": 2089, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "A VrisKan waffle."}, {"id": 2090, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Accidentally touching Gamze\u2019s enormous codpiece."}, {"id": 2091, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Actual blind people who cosplay Terezi."}, {"id": 2092, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Alternian fine art."}, {"id": 2093, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Alternian rainbow-drinker romance novels."}, {"id": 2094, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "An acrobatic fucking pirouette."}, {"id": 2095, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Andrew Hussie."}, {"id": 2096, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Andrew Hussie\u2019s lips."}, {"id": 2097, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Anonymous Soporifics Support."}, {"id": 2098, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Apple Juice."}, {"id": 2099, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aradia Bot."}, {"id": 2100, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aradia Megido."}, {"id": 2101, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aradia\u2019s charred, rotting corpse."}, {"id": 2102, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aranea Serket."}, {"id": 2103, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Aranea's exposition stand."}, {"id": 2104, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Arguing over troll sexuality."}, {"id": 2105, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "ARquiusprite\u2019s muscles."}, {"id": 2106, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Arthour the lusus."}, {"id": 2107, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "AVATAR."}, {"id": 2108, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Baby Dave."}, {"id": 2109, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bard Quest."}, {"id": 2110, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Beating the shit out of Terezi."}, {"id": 2111, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bec Noir."}, {"id": 2112, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Becoming Tumblr famous."}, {"id": 2113, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being fuck deep in meowcats."}, {"id": 2114, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being in a relationship with a non-Homestuck."}, {"id": 2115, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being in a relationship with a non-Homestuck."}, {"id": 2116, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being locked in a Prospitian prison."}, {"id": 2117, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Being the other guy."}, {"id": 2118, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "BETTY FUCKING CROCKER."}, {"id": 2119, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Binge reading every fanfiction for a pairing and then hating yourself a little bit."}, {"id": 2120, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "BL1ND JUST1C3."}, {"id": 2121, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Blackrom orgies."}, {"id": 2122, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bro and Dave banging while Rose watches."}, {"id": 2123, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bro."}, {"id": 2124, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bro's rapping ventriloquism act."}, {"id": 2125, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Bro\u2019s death."}, {"id": 2126, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "BUCKETS."}, {"id": 2127, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Butler Island."}, {"id": 2128, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "C4NDY R3D BLOOD >:]"}, {"id": 2129, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Caledscratch."}, {"id": 2130, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Caliborn."}, {"id": 2131, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Caliginous speed dating."}, {"id": 2132, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Calliope."}, {"id": 2133, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Can Town."}, {"id": 2134, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Can Town."}, {"id": 2135, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cards Against Alternia."}, {"id": 2136, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Carlos Maraka."}, {"id": 2137, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Casey."}, {"id": 2138, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Centaur milk."}, {"id": 2139, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Charging down halls, shouting profanities and being silly."}, {"id": 2140, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cherub m-preg."}, {"id": 2141, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cherub mating rituals."}, {"id": 2142, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Chest of WHIMSY."}, {"id": 2143, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cliched JohnKat fanfiction."}, {"id": 2144, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cod Palace."}, {"id": 2145, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cod Tier Gamzee."}, {"id": 2146, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Communism!"}, {"id": 2147, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Constantly breaking Hussie\u2019s copyright."}, {"id": 2148, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cosplay sex."}, {"id": 2149, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cosplayers who do photo shoots in bondage (God bless them)."}, {"id": 2150, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cosplayers who do photo shoots in bondage (God bless them)."}, {"id": 2151, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cosplayers who don\u2019t seal their paint."}, {"id": 2152, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Crabdad."}, {"id": 2153, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Creative uses for Aradia\u2019s whip."}, {"id": 2154, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cronus actually getting laid."}, {"id": 2155, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Cronus Ampora."}, {"id": 2156, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dad Egbert/Dad Crocker."}, {"id": 2157, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dad's pipe."}, {"id": 2158, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dad\u2019s fedora."}, {"id": 2159, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Damara Megido wearing white at her wedding."}, {"id": 2160, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Damara Megido."}, {"id": 2161, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Damara Megido\u2019s existence."}, {"id": 2162, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dante Basco."}, {"id": 2163, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dating exclusively within the fandom."}, {"id": 2164, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dave Strider."}, {"id": 2165, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dave\u2019s throbbing beef truncheon."}, {"id": 2166, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dead parents."}, {"id": 2167, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Destroying clocks."}, {"id": 2168, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Developing a deep fear of the sound of clown horns after becoming a Homestuck."}, {"id": 2169, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dirk Strider."}, {"id": 2170, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Dirk\u2019s self-insert MLP fan character."}, {"id": 2171, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Discovering Sollux is red-blue colorblind."}, {"id": 2172, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Doc Scratch."}, {"id": 2173, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Drawing pornography for Caliborn."}, {"id": 2174, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Elf tears."}, {"id": 2175, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius cumming so hard he blows a hole straight through his partner."}, {"id": 2176, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius Zahhak."}, {"id": 2177, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius\u2019s choice ass."}, {"id": 2178, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius\u2019s copy of \"Fifty Shades of Neigh.\""}, {"id": 2179, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius\u2019s towel."}, {"id": 2180, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Equius\u2019s used towel pile."}, {"id": 2181, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan Ampora."}, {"id": 2182, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan crying after pailing Vriska for the first time."}, {"id": 2183, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan stripping to make rent."}, {"id": 2184, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s cape."}, {"id": 2185, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s empty quadrants."}, {"id": 2186, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s empty quadrants."}, {"id": 2187, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s lowwer half."}, {"id": 2188, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Eridan\u2019s upper half."}, {"id": 2189, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Falling into a pool of lava."}, {"id": 2190, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Fat Vriska."}, {"id": 2191, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Faygo."}, {"id": 2192, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Feferi Peixes."}, {"id": 2193, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Feferi\u2019s voluptuous curves."}, {"id": 2194, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Fiduspawn."}, {"id": 2195, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Fifty fucking Nepetas."}, {"id": 2196, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Filling all of your quadrants."}, {"id": 2197, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Filling all of your quadrants."}, {"id": 2198, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Finding grey paint on your bathroom door three weeks after the last meetup."}, {"id": 2199, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Fis)( puns!"}, {"id": 2200, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Flighty broads."}, {"id": 2201, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Flipping the fuck out."}, {"id": 2202, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Game Bro Magazine."}, {"id": 2203, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Gamzee Makara."}, {"id": 2204, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Gamzee\u2019s clown horns."}, {"id": 2205, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "gAmZeE\u2019S pOtIoNs: 420 bOoNbUcKs."}, {"id": 2206, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Geromy."}, {"id": 2207, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Getting forked by a 2x3dent."}, {"id": 2208, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Gl'bgolyb. AKA Feferi\u2019s fucking lusus."}, {"id": 2209, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Going to the bark side."}, {"id": 2210, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Grandpa Harley/Grandma English."}, {"id": 2211, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Grimbark Jade."}, {"id": 2212, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Groincobblers."}, {"id": 2213, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Gross misinterpretations of your favorite character."}, {"id": 2214, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hateclown on the side."}, {"id": 2215, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Having STRONG surprise buttsex."}, {"id": 2216, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hellmurder Island."}, {"id": 2217, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hemostuck."}, {"id": 2218, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hemostuck."}, {"id": 2219, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Her Imperious Condescenscion."}, {"id": 2220, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Her Imperious Condescension\u2019s royal butt-plug collection."}, {"id": 2221, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Homesmut Voices."}, {"id": 2222, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Homestuck stealing all the fans from Hetalia and then subsequently watching all its fans leave for OFF and Danganronpa."}, {"id": 2223, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Homestuck."}, {"id": 2224, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Homosuck."}, {"id": 2225, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "HONK HONK, MOTHER FUCKER."}, {"id": 2226, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Horsearoni."}, {"id": 2227, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Horuss Zahhak."}, {"id": 2228, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hot crossplayers."}, {"id": 2229, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hunk Rump Magazine."}, {"id": 2230, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hussie constantly breaking copyright and then telling his fans to not break his copyright."}, {"id": 2231, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hussie constantly breaking copyright."}, {"id": 2232, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Hussie jacking it to our tears of anguish."}, {"id": 2233, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jade Harley."}, {"id": 2234, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jade\u2019s dog penis and knot."}, {"id": 2235, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jailbreak."}, {"id": 2236, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English standing there like a fucking idiot."}, {"id": 2237, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English."}, {"id": 2238, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English\u2019s assless chaps."}, {"id": 2239, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English\u2019s choice ass."}, {"id": 2240, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jake English\u2019s manhood."}, {"id": 2241, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Jane Crocker."}, {"id": 2242, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "John Egbert."}, {"id": 2243, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "John\u2019s flaming homosexuality."}, {"id": 2244, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "John\u2019s Prankster\u2019s Gambit."}, {"id": 2245, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Just KNOWING that Slick is going to stab Ms. Paint."}, {"id": 2246, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kanaya destroying Cantown."}, {"id": 2247, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kanaya Maryam."}, {"id": 2248, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kanaya's ashen promiscuity."}, {"id": 2249, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kanaya\u2019s chainsaw."}, {"id": 2250, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kankri Vantas."}, {"id": 2251, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat actually topping, for once."}, {"id": 2252, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat and Jade\u2019s adorable little of mpreg puppies."}, {"id": 2253, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat dying of a burst blood vessel mid-rant."}, {"id": 2254, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat going through puberty before every other troll and being, like, nine feet tall."}, {"id": 2255, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat Tantrum Bingo."}, {"id": 2256, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat Vantas."}, {"id": 2257, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat\u2019s ragegasm."}, {"id": 2258, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Karkat\u2019s tiny, angry looking dick."}, {"id": 2259, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kawaii Yaoi."}, {"id": 2260, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Kurloz Makara."}, {"id": 2261, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lame bucket jokes."}, {"id": 2262, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Latula Pyrope."}, {"id": 2263, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Laying back and thinking of Alternia."}, {"id": 2264, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Leprechaun m-preg."}, {"id": 2265, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Liberty. Reason. Justice. Civility. Edification. Perfection. MAIL."}, {"id": 2266, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil' Cal's dead eyes."}, {"id": 2267, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil\u2019 Cal."}, {"id": 2268, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil\u2019 Cal\u2019s raging boner."}, {"id": 2269, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil\u2019 Hal."}, {"id": 2270, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lil\u2019 Seb."}, {"id": 2271, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Little children who poop hard in their baby ass diapers."}, {"id": 2272, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lord English."}, {"id": 2273, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lord English\u2019s peg leg."}, {"id": 2274, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Lucky Charms."}, {"id": 2275, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Maid Equius."}, {"id": 2276, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Maple Hoof."}, {"id": 2277, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "March Eridan."}, {"id": 2278, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Masturbating while thinking of your OTP."}, {"id": 2279, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Masturbating while thinking of your OTP."}, {"id": 2280, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Maxing out your credit cards to buy Homestuck merchandise."}, {"id": 2281, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Meenah Piexes."}, {"id": 2282, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Meulin Leijon."}, {"id": 2283, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mierfa Durgas."}, {"id": 2284, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mierfa Durgas\u2019 troll-horn nunchakus."}, {"id": 2285, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mind honey."}, {"id": 2286, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mister Dude, Sir Brah, Dood Dude, Vitamin D, Dude Esquire."}, {"id": 2287, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mituna Captor."}, {"id": 2288, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Mom."}, {"id": 2289, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "MS Paint Adventures."}, {"id": 2290, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "MSPARP."}, {"id": 2291, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Murdering angels."}, {"id": 2292, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Muscle beasts."}, {"id": 2293, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "My Little Hoofbeast: Moirailigence Is Magic."}, {"id": 2294, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Nektan Whelan."}, {"id": 2295, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Neophyte Redglare."}, {"id": 2296, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Nepeta Leijon."}, {"id": 2297, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Nepeta violently mauling people with bad ships."}, {"id": 2298, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Nepeta\u2019s heat cycle."}, {"id": 2299, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Nepeta\u2019s shipping chart."}, {"id": 2300, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Never being able to look at apple juice, milk, buckets, or knitting needles without feeling a little bit uncormfortable."}, {"id": 2301, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Never dating a Serket."}, {"id": 2302, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Nic Cage saying \"boner.\""}, {"id": 2303, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "No homo."}, {"id": 2304, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Noping the fuck out of there."}, {"id": 2305, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Not shipping it."}, {"id": 2306, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Nyehs and wwehs."}, {"id": 2307, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Only cosplaying male characters when you get pregnant."}, {"id": 2308, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Overtaking entire conventions."}, {"id": 2309, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Paint splatters that look like troll cum."}, {"id": 2310, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "PantsKat."}, {"id": 2311, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Paradox slime."}, {"id": 2312, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Petstuck."}, {"id": 2313, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "PipeFan413."}, {"id": 2314, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Plush Rump Magazine."}, {"id": 2315, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Plush rump."}, {"id": 2316, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Porrim Maryam."}, {"id": 2317, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Porrim's condom stash."}, {"id": 2318, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Porrim\u2019s motherly affections."}, {"id": 2319, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Post-apocalyptic shroudwear."}, {"id": 2320, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Problem Sleuth."}, {"id": 2321, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Recuperacoon."}, {"id": 2322, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Remembering that awkward time when Karkat called Future arachnidsGrip \"FAG.\""}, {"id": 2323, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Rose and Kanaya snuggling."}, {"id": 2324, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Rose Lalonde."}, {"id": 2325, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Rose telling John she\u2019s a lesbian and they will never be together."}, {"id": 2326, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Rose\u2019s review of \"My Immortal.\""}, {"id": 2327, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Roxy Lalonde."}, {"id": 2328, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Rufio."}, {"id": 2329, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Rufioh Nitram."}, {"id": 2330, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sacred leggings."}, {"id": 2331, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "SBAHJ hentai doujinshi."}, {"id": 2332, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Schr\u00f6dinger's Nepeta."}, {"id": 2333, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "SCIENCE WAND!"}, {"id": 2334, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Seadweller dick fins."}, {"id": 2335, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Selling your soul to Hussie."}, {"id": 2336, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Shippers."}, {"id": 2337, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Shipping it."}, {"id": 2338, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Shipping the fuck out of something."}, {"id": 2339, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Ships ending in -cest."}, {"id": 2340, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Shitty swords."}, {"id": 2341, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Shopping with Terezi."}, {"id": 2342, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sick fires."}, {"id": 2343, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Skipping to Act 5."}, {"id": 2344, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sleeping ten people to a room at conventions."}, {"id": 2345, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sloppy inter-species makeouts."}, {"id": 2346, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Smuppets."}, {"id": 2347, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sobbing uncontrollably while reading fanfiction."}, {"id": 2348, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sollux Captor."}, {"id": 2349, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sollux\u2019s bifurcated bone bulge."}, {"id": 2350, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sopor pies."}, {"id": 2351, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "SORD."}, {"id": 2352, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Soul portraits."}, {"id": 2353, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Species-swap fanfics."}, {"id": 2354, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Spidermom."}, {"id": 2355, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Staying up to three AM, cleaning the grey off every surface of your hotel room in a desperate bid to not get fined."}, {"id": 2356, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Stealing Tavros\u2019s wheelchair."}, {"id": 2357, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Stridercest."}, {"id": 2358, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Sugoi Yuri."}, {"id": 2359, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "sweet bro and hell jeff."}, {"id": 2360, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "TAB."}, {"id": 2361, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Tavros Nitram."}, {"id": 2362, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Tavros\u2019s wheelchair."}, {"id": 2363, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Telling Sollux what happens to male bees after sex."}, {"id": 2364, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Tentabulges."}, {"id": 2365, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Tentative thank-you stabs."}, {"id": 2366, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Terezi Pyrope."}, {"id": 2367, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "That dead crow with the sword through it."}, {"id": 2368, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "That human vacation with the giant red chimney-ass-hole."}, {"id": 2369, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "That shitty apple."}, {"id": 2370, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "That wonderful feeling when you take off your binder."}, {"id": 2371, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The \"special attachments\" we ALL know that Equius gave to AradiaBot."}, {"id": 2372, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The 7th Gate."}, {"id": 2373, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The animes."}, {"id": 2374, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Condesce\u2019s crotch."}, {"id": 2375, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Condesce\u2019s selfies."}, {"id": 2376, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Dildo of Oglogoth."}, {"id": 2377, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Disciple."}, {"id": 2378, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Dolorosa."}, {"id": 2379, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The E%ecutor/Expatri8 Darkleer."}, {"id": 2380, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Exiles."}, {"id": 2381, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Felt."}, {"id": 2382, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The gays."}, {"id": 2383, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The glory that is BroJohn."}, {"id": 2384, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Grand Highblood."}, {"id": 2385, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Great Hiatus of 2013."}, {"id": 2386, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The green sun."}, {"id": 2387, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The guy who fingered an Ampora."}, {"id": 2388, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Handmaid."}, {"id": 2389, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The hemospectrum."}, {"id": 2390, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Hilarocaust."}, {"id": 2391, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Homestuck drinking game (do a shot every time someone dies!)"}, {"id": 2392, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Insane Clown Posse."}, {"id": 2393, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called."}, {"id": 2394, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Marquise Spinneret Mindfang."}, {"id": 2395, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Mayor."}, {"id": 2396, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The mere concept of the Olive Garden."}, {"id": 2397, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Midnight Crew."}, {"id": 2398, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The noises Mituna makes during sex."}, {"id": 2399, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Orphaner Dualscar."}, {"id": 2400, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Psiionic."}, {"id": 2401, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The ridiculous fact that some people communicate without luminous rear ends."}, {"id": 2402, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Shipping Olympics."}, {"id": 2403, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The significant purposes, biologically speaking, of troll nipples."}, {"id": 2404, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The slammer."}, {"id": 2405, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Sufferer/The Signless."}, {"id": 2406, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The Summoner."}, {"id": 2407, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The sweat-drenched, rippling muscles of several truly majestically endowed hoofbeasts."}, {"id": 2408, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "The 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"Tumblr user Pizza."}, {"id": 2422, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Tumblr."}, {"id": 2423, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Unreal air."}, {"id": 2424, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "UPD8!!!!!!!!"}, {"id": 2425, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "UPS delivery woman Nepeta."}, {"id": 2426, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Viceroy Bubbles von Salamancer."}, {"id": 2427, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Violent Blackrom sex."}, {"id": 2428, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vodka Mutini."}, {"id": 2429, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vodka."}, {"id": 2430, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vriska dying after being stabbed by Terezi."}, {"id": 2431, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vriska Serket."}, {"id": 2432, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Vriska\u2019s SEXY sex tips for having SEXY SEX!"}, {"id": 2433, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Warhammer of Zillyhoo."}, {"id": 2434, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "What pumpkin?"}, {"id": 2435, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "When your favorite character dies."}, {"id": 2436, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "where MAKING THIS HAPEN"}, {"id": 2437, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Willingly filling buckets with Eridan."}, {"id": 2438, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Wondering if Meenah has a pitch crush on John, what with the attempted stabbings."}, {"id": 2439, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "World building!"}, {"id": 2440, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your 300 pound matronly freight-train."}, {"id": 2441, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your lusus giving you \"The Talk.\""}, {"id": 2442, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your Mary Sue fantroll."}, {"id": 2443, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your privilege."}, {"id": 2444, "expansion": "Alternia", "text": "Your significant other coming home and finding you in full grey cosplay."}, {"id": 2512, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Making 77 cents on the dollar (unless you're Latina)."}, {"id": 2513, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Inspirational Dove chocolate wrappers."}, {"id": 2515, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Masturbating to Ty Pennington."}, {"id": 2516, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Pretending you'll wear that bridesmaid dress again."}, {"id": 2517, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Mansplaining."}, {"id": 2518, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Beyonce thinkpieces."}, {"id": 2519, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Gabby Giffords' physical therapy."}, {"id": 2520, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Female genital mutilation."}, {"id": 2521, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "When the tampon's too low and you feel it with every step."}, {"id": 2522, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "A joke too funny for women to understand."}, {"id": 2523, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Meryl Streep selfies."}, {"id": 2524, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Hillary bitch-slapping Bill with a frozen tuna."}, {"id": 2525, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "The Bechdel Test."}, {"id": 2526, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Staph infections from dirty nail salons."}, {"id": 2528, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Stalking wedding photos on Facebook, weeping softly."}, {"id": 2529, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Emma Goldman burning the whole motherfucker down."}, {"id": 2530, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Douches that smell like rain."}, {"id": 2531, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Rosa Parks' back seat."}, {"id": 2532, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Engagement photos on train tracks."}, {"id": 2533, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Choking on the ashes of Gloria Steinem's bras."}, {"id": 2534, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "The cold, hard truth that no lesbian has ever 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I *will* blow you.\""}, {"id": 2539, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Peggy Olson's cutthroat ambitions."}, {"id": 2540, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "A quickie with Rachel Maddow in the green room."}, {"id": 2541, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Forcefeeding Sheryl Sandberg the pages of Lean In, one by one."}, {"id": 2542, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Emma Watson, Emma Stone, EMMA THOMPSON BITCHES."}, {"id": 2544, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "Dumpsters overflowing with whimisical save-the-date magnets."}, {"id": 2546, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "The torture chamber where Kathryn Bigelow keeps James Cameron."}, {"id": 2547, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "A detailed vajazzling of Van Goh's Starry Night."}, {"id": 2549, "expansion": "Ladies Against Humanity", "text": "STOP MAKING ME PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT YOUR WEDDING PINTEREST DARLA."}, {"id": 2550, 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"Important news about Taylor Swift."}, {"id": 2919, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "Ejaculating inside another man's wife."}, {"id": 2920, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "Owls, the perfect predator."}, {"id": 2921, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "Being John Malkovich."}, {"id": 2922, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "Bathing in moonsblood and dancing around the ancient oak."}, {"id": 2923, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "An oppressed people with a vibrant culture."}, {"id": 2924, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "An overwhelming variety of cheeses."}, {"id": 2925, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "Reading the entire End-User License Agreement."}, {"id": 2926, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "Morpheus."}, {"id": 2927, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "Peeing into a girl's butt to make a baby."}, {"id": 2928, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "Generally having no idea of what's going on."}, {"id": 2929, "expansion": "CAHe6", "text": "No longer finding any Cards Against Humanity card funny."}]`)