diff --git a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull.dm b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull.dm
index 3ed3ea736f73..12988c71cb77 100644
--- a/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull.dm
+++ b/code/modules/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull.dm
@@ -91,3 +91,41 @@
 				qdel(src)
 		else
 			gib()
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull/smashednslammed
+	name = "toadline pitbull"
+	icon_state = "toadlinepitbull"
+	icon_living = "toadlinepitbull"
+	icon_dead = "toadlinepitbull_dead"
+	pass_flags = PASSMOB|PASSDOOR //so smashed and slammed they can squeeze through doors
+	health = 35
+	maxHealth = 35
+	speed = 3 //stumpier legs move slower
+
+	melee_damage_lower = 4
+	melee_damage_upper = 6 //stumpy but they hit harder
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull/smashednslammed/New()
+	..()
+	desc = pick(
+		"SMASHED and SLAMMED",
+		"Certified Toadline.",
+		"Help I can't breathe",
+		"Bloodskull!",
+		"Two times Pimpy...",
+		"Three times Bape!",
+		"Not a family tree, but a family circle.")
+
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull/smashednslammed/summoned_pitbull
+	faction = "wizard" // so they get along with other wizard mobs
+	meat_type = /obj/item/weapon/ectoplasm //a magical dog
+	
+/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull/smashednslammed/summoned_pitbull/death(var/gibbed = FALSE)
+	..()
+	if(!gibbed)
+		if(prob(90))
+			animate(src, alpha = 0, time = 4 SECONDS)
+			spawn(4 SECONDS)
+				qdel(src)
+		else
+			gib()
diff --git a/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbulls.dm b/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbulls.dm
index f473747b5d35..d06ba463a8a1 100644
--- a/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbulls.dm
+++ b/code/modules/spells/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbulls.dm
@@ -8,7 +8,7 @@
 	summon_amt = 3
 
 	price = Sp_BASE_PRICE
-	level_max = list(Sp_TOTAL = 2, Sp_SPEED = 2)
+	level_max = list(Sp_TOTAL = 3, Sp_SPEED = 2, Sp_POWER = 1) //empower makes them SMASHED and SLAMMED
 	charge_max = 300
 	cooldown_reduc = 100
 	cooldown_min = 100
@@ -18,12 +18,33 @@
 	hud_state = "pitbull"
 	cast_sound = 'sound/voice/pitbullbark.ogg'
 	quicken_price = Sp_BASE_PRICE
+	var/empowered
+
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbull/empower_spell()
+	..()
+	empowered += 1
+	spell_levels[Sp_POWER]++
+	. = "You have perfected the SMASHED and SLAMMED summon."
+
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbull/invocation(mob/user, list/targets)
+	if(empowered)
+		invocation = pick("P'MPY S'N 'PP", "P'MPY S'N 'PP", "R'V'R'D' K'NN'LS", "BL'DSK'LL") 
+	..()
 
 var/list/pitbulls_exclude_kinlist = list() //all pitbulls go in here so pitbulls won't attack other pitbulls when feeling treacherous (and instead attack the wizard)
 
+/spell/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbull/perform(mob/user = usr, skipcharge = 0, list/target_override, var/ignore_timeless = FALSE, var/ignore_path = null)
+	if(empowered)
+		summon_type = list(/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull/smashednslammed/summoned_pitbull)
+	..()
+
 /spell/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbull/summon_object(var/type, var/location)
-	var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull/summoned_pitbull/P = new type(location)
-	P.friends.Add(holder)//summoner is my friend, but we have a tendency to turn on our friends
+	if(empowered)
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull/smashednslammed/summoned_pitbull/P = new type(location)
+		P.friends.Add(holder)
+	else
+		var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/pitbull/summoned_pitbull/P = new type(location)
+		P.friends.Add(holder)//summoner is my friend, but we have a tendency to turn on our friends
 
 /spell/aoe_turf/conjure/pitbull/choose_targets(var/mob/user = usr)
 	var/list/turf/locs = new
diff --git a/icons/mob/animal.dmi b/icons/mob/animal.dmi
index 9e7ad770ab0e..00edb3a9ba53 100644
Binary files a/icons/mob/animal.dmi and b/icons/mob/animal.dmi differ