IT DOESN'T GET ANY MORE CLOUD THAN NODE.JS, AND NODE.JS GOT EVEN MORE WEBSCALE CLOUD WITH NONBLOCKING toUpperCase()
npm install shoutcloud
¯\_(⊙︿⊙)_/¯ REQUIRE SOME JS BY YOUR PREFERRED METHOD. String.prototype.toUpperCase() WILL NOW WORK VIA THE POWER OF BLOCKING CALLS TO NANOSERVICES (MICROSERVICES ARE THE NEW MONOLITHS THAT WE MUST BURN IN PURSUIT OF TRUE WEBSCALE CLOSE TO THE METAL)