feat(uptime): Use multi-processing on the result consumer

[wedamija]

This is a rough try at getting multi proc to work. It's not ideal because it doesn't wait for each batch to finish, so could potentially process out of order

[codecov]

Codecov Report

Attention: Patch coverage is 88.00000% with 9 lines in your changes missing coverage. Please review.

✅ All tests successful. No failed tests found.

Files with missing lines	Patch %	Lines
.../remote_subscriptions/consumers/result_consumer.py	87.50%	9 Missing ⚠️

Additional details and impacted files

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- Coverage   80.36%   80.36%   -0.01%     
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  Lines      321302   321369      +67     
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+ Hits       258227   258277      +50     
- Misses      62673    62690      +17     
  Partials      402      402              

[getsantry]

This issue has gone three weeks without activity. In another week, I will close it.

But! If you comment or otherwise update it, I will reset the clock, and if you remove the label Waiting for: Community, I will leave it alone ... forever!

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