I'm Om, the digital necromancer. If I were a software, I'd be a Lovecraftian nightmare of spaghetti code and recursive madness. Yet, somehow, I summon functional abominations from the abyss (occasionally).
- ๐ Trapped on this cosmic joke called Earth (it's flat, fight me)
- ๐ป Channeling eldritch horrors into code
- ๐ฎ Professional time-waster, amateur everything else
- ๐ Pizza cultist (because circular food is clearly superior)
- ๐ฌ Whispering sweet nothings to silicon
- ๐ Launching bugs into production at light speed
- ๐น๏ธ Mastering virtual worlds (because the real one is overrated)
- ๐ญ Method acting as a competent developer
๐ค Summoning an AI overlord to take over my job, freeing me to pursue my true calling: professional couch potato.
- I'm fluent in four languages: English, Hindi, Marathi, and Existential Dread.
- My code is like a black hole - dense, incomprehensible, and prone to crushing all hope.
- I once beat a computer at chess. It was unplugged, but victory is victory.
Want to discuss the futility of clean code or debate the superiority of pineapple on pizza? Reach out, if you dare:
"Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because their future is as dark as their IDE." ๐
Thanks for stumbling into my digital dungeon! Now go forth and code, and remember: In the face of merge conflicts, laugh maniacally! ๐ฆ