QueuedChannel enforces its assumption around at least one in-flight request

[carterkozak]

WIP, need to clean up tests, and figure out what's up with the simulations

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QueuedChannel enforces its assumption around at least one in-flight request
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For posterity:

The changes to the simulations in this PR can be avoided by implementing a recursive-scheduling check like this: #2424
Are we necessarily better off with that check? I'm not sure, threadlocals are a massive pain, so at the moment I think I'd prefer this behavior.

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QueuedChannel enforces its assumption around at least one in-flight request

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